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DON'T CATCH A BMF IN THE CLUB

Atl Paper Chasers

17:00 min | 8 months ago

DON'T CATCH A BMF IN THE CLUB

"Yes Sir Sheboygan Jamia Pricey old ATF paper chases dot com babe. Come a member of the website to get free radio rotation in Winfrey Money Eighth Year. Paper Chases Dot, com, and be sure to check out my podcast. eight-year Pampa testified castle owned listening platforms. You feel me. Yes Sir Sheboygan, mail price you. Hit me up. Man For hei paper. CHASES DOT COM won't free radio rotation. You know I'm telling Matt in. Donate a dollar to my cash J.. A. Y., M. E. L. P. R.. Se You like what you hear your but We're GONNA. Get right until the hits man you've him because this has been sitting on my head like real talk because you know. I. Associate with people, and I try to give you know, but for the most part you know. I never meant nobody maliciousness. 'cause I'm cool with everybody wants opponent attack you feel. and. You know this just a story. Then add once a time you feel. We'll just kick in. You know what I'm saying matter of fact I. Did episode lasts yesterday. Shit. June. Early yesterday morning about the same situation by the same people you feel. That you know I was down five. You know everybody sleek hates me. You know but anyway. This story went. You know, but for the most part I wanna get to the moral of. You Bitch can get be him helped in the club. It any tan so. Passive aggressive niggers out here. The just liked females that just who she speaks her mind. Oh, she just. Oh just let her be her. It's a maters in Cologne. This willing to attest to that and don't give a fuck about female being a female year. But we're to get into the story on your. Once opponent signed. At the Mexican restaurant or Old National Ale Ranchero. You know I went to go. Kick you with a couple of CO workers. You know what I'm saying this after. You know we had a disagreement or whatnot. You know what I'm saying and You know 'cause I'm a good news. I love everybody you know I was. Don't be kicking anyway. It had about twenty females. Way No me at the club. The night I know aspects of money that night real talk. 'cause I was walking around religious T-e-k-n-i with one particular Jake. In our just pass out drinks to compensate. Why when seen without bitches if ailments. Because MOCO workers really liked. The did. You know what I'm saying. So Shit I was enjoying myself then was even buying rounds Zan. Okay now we enjoy Newsweek big boy kicking it in which we were we were you know before Demos Soi? You know math Mexican partners. Across from the table in the same station, we were seen. My homeboy Nacho. He kinda drunk. You know what I'm saying also. You know what I'm saying You know. Enjoying ourself, Steph and that they natural them Carlos. In a Ma boy, bryce. Then they just got. Put Out. This Sunday gotTa to three fights that night. If am. Also Surreal Shit you know due to the fact that they spend so much money and club. The police let them up in it because the Mexican know them. You know what I'm saying and everybody knows him, and if the Mexican owned the club, fuck with you, he let you back in the club. He these needs. No, they had to pass to them a fucking. Fool up in year like every week, so she alcoa them. They knew mean for drinking out of time with them. In the they bitches saying. It wasn't Cuban bitches that day folk with that I folk would so to other check that I was working with and my coworkers to sit, and they section you know. Co worker at the time. Had A jake. that. She just realize okay. Shoot has, Lopes WOULDA Chazelle. Rich issue just being her quote unquote. Winning like attitude. How do you even know to bitch you dome? Saying, but we site together Chiel. I kept drinks comment. Everybody kept the drinks. You know what I'm saying like. I said these Megan was infatuated with marriage. Even with them being with their bitch. My Coworkers Denim seemingly. I'm speaking of. This jake. Coworkers Checkmate Hebrew. Did he just let her be US Bra? Don't let her be. Good. WHO's really rules? These is my niggles. May these Cuban fucking neck cases? Also Ria Shit. You know what I'm saying. I work were child, but the boys they look out from. They fuck with me. Hosmer issued because you know. This really meant this co worker, because we're the same age and I've been working with his folks. You know what I'm saying, so he just got hired and you know I. Just said Okay Shit they found out. We kick that same spot. They started coming, but I knew knees. Ever everybody all fucking national. You know what I'm saying. This bastogne Nachon. Into close to me. which is normal, also Maria Shit. Because you know she played the little loyal role, and you know also rush it. She proceeded. Drawn and he was like Oh skills me. You know what I'm saying as she just proceeded to say. Yes, excuse me you still into to close so nacho ender resident Cubans, and they all lines Raj, which was about a promise you. Thirty to forty of them in clone bitches. Rooms that's ready to fight to. Not Women, these bitches that WANNA scrap. So. Six hours. You know I'm seeing with them and I'm telling cocoa. Chill out man for Railroad Ema folks. You know what I'm saying. I'm talking to the mcco work that I'm sitting with. You I'm saying letting them know that she'd caused. The My folks Mary for Real I don't even notice Jake. You need to come down able. I don't care who they fight A. Bitch. proceeded. To grab her fucking moderator. Why not show wasn't looking? Wow the rest of the Cuban sin across rumors waivers some shit to go down. This bit splashed. A whole Margarita owned toppled him. promise you. Those Macho Man Randy savage over top of the motherfucking table to top of the table. We we're sitting now. She was seen in the mid by the wall Saturday the ball them. They just went through attainable. Dog Amount. Do Alice cut ills like a fucking strom lag on bugs bunny, when my fucking get defying in you try to dis the need of this up in the white this tumbling around up in the white fucking smoking shit, and then you accidentally code a bit. That's what it was. Little scramming. Getting down with the get down. And I'm trying to break them up as shit. You feeling. They will hire so bad. She find back. Hey, always done it, you wow! Does you know what I'm saying trying to help? Boettger and I'm trying to break. The shit goes. You know our as NATO's, but I'm cool with. These Nichols you know what I'm saying. So. Breaking Up. The Cuban League whose owner straight into respected. They had the me. They lie. Okay, you know what I'm saying. Now Get You folks. Euros am laude steel strommen. Between Two of them off, but the rest 'em stale. Wow Milan. With his wit, my coworkers zone boy in his girlfriend so and my dates in back like you know what I'm saying we NUDIE, folks! We know. Cubans. If him. But legal continuing. The sperm, so Adam really jumped between everybody. It broke. Up and get down. Adding John Right in front of them, saying nigger steel fucking strapper and get them Butler. Blows. gave me a quick foul rights to the face that he came straight with shikles. Sauerbrun though Jews. Jewish toward young, would essay so good? Oh. Mama fucking lip. was down. The on bugs by the night. You FEM, said Do. And then at the shit man, they had the mind fucking. Ill so many him. The police really was scared to fuck with the Cubans, because when they spend the most money, and they bring the most nichols animal females so do Mexican owner Anthony. Fuck with them. But. Thought about that Shit, like and I told Bro. You'll need the communist cheek down with before old it should evil started walking around like low, shouted it out. Shout, shout a show I say who's Jake Man. We know you know we'll roll like this. You know what I'm saying Oh. Gee! Bad I like US A. Live over him. The legal don't care by, did she? From them counting rolled somewhere Dean Eagles go light off of mother fucking ads. So! Thanks to this bitch. I'm trying to break natives off is. It hadn't caught me when to look. Me Up swallowed. Acting eat no bullshit at night year. Anomaly do. Asked up hanging with niggles altogether as the. I don't know why started. Normally, row would females but them. niggers weren't won't be around here because they know. Get bitches have bitches own. Go whenever I felt like it. Saying. Lucian Kim days so far behind, but the moral of the fucking story ills. You'll passive aggressive as makers then liked them females that. Oh! Deliver be her own. who desks desks the females? Yes me. They don't get your mother fucking beat him up in the club man. y'All. Better Chill May, y'all Utah check. Chill out in all this shit. Man This is chip. This disease them. You feel also rare shit. You know what I'm saying much love to females. Can hold home. But mostly they have in Shit. Middle motherfucking macho man. Randy savage elbow lieu of the top of the mother hugging table. Disney does Matt plan with this week. Here. Into the LOT OUTTA ME to get a lot of them meals of this woman. And Moco workum and his own one. Bush. It is all good, though may rear me. My little tender rolled off with mean. You know what I'm saying and I just got Damn Shit faced. Because Dan. outta fumbles people's tonight night when I got shit on top of my lip. That's on top of my lip. You. Know Towels Nectar. But it's all gravy baby. I'm Matt. Replays Bounce back you filming, but everybody was straight behind, but a lack eight in the beginning you know. I still. Don't WANNA see. No harm happened to them. Folks even though I know they don't fuck with me but dead night. Shit I just couldn't let my homeboys Dune terrible as you feel. Also Ria Shit. You know what I'm saying. If I knew what I knew. It will save to sit in that section. I just did not check. Did My coworker boat up in them? Also Ria, Shit but hey. That's I'm done rolling with NATO's and I'm done rolling with niggles. Step Bring Mill Natal's real talk as you fuck around, get B.. M., F.. The clue in these I don't care who they stunk or POW DR SUPLEX or wherever? Israel in the field. They don't Hagler happen. 'cause I owed it. Drew a bitch Nigga for that, you still can say that would've swollen. Israel in the field you feel but You like what you're. Donate a dollar. To my cash J.. R S C E in. If you wo- free rotation on my radio stations, you know what I'm saying. Go to ATF pay potatoes DOT. Com Baby Jamile prizes spending the real to you. I'm giving you men, but knowledge that you can live and survive off of your vehement Rio. Talk Baby, but you don't WanNa just bad. You WanNa live baby, you hear him. I'm here for you. y'All got anything that you WANNA. Give talked to me about y'all need any advice. 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WOMEN SHOOTING THEIR SHOT

Atl Paper Chasers

16:37 min | 7 months ago

WOMEN SHOOTING THEIR SHOT

"Yes Sir Sheboygan Jamia Pricey Old. ATF, paper chases, DOT COM babe. The come a member of the website to get free radio rotation in Winfrey money eighth year. Paper chases. Dot Com and be sure to check out my podcast. eight-year Pampa testified castle owned listening platforms. You feel me. was to businessmen to Sheboygan. Jamile price you on this Thursday morning five thirty. You'll feel. June. I don't know what fucking day it is because Audi days going together Nigga been working. I think it's the seventeen eighteenth or some shit like that I don't know Joe Eighteenth. Let's go with it, fuck. ATM PAPER CHASES DOT. com get you some free money. Free Radio Rotation Free podcasts placement. Do you feel but in a way? We're GONNA get into the sheets. Makers Hurts and folk feelings today you've. Seen a post on facebook. Where among others say you know it's mean. And it said. If Women's shoe, their shot, it would be more relationships. And then hills atro- false question. mainly. That shit is completely fucking false. Do you hear what I'm saying and let me tell you why? Okay! From the beginning of time, you know what I'm saying. Is Been Natural for the man to lead also. But nowadays. Mainly, A WOMAN! Assume. He's a fucking Weirdo. All fucking thirsty and I'll let. You know what I'm saying so the way the sheet is. In the way that you to supposed to be is completely fucked up on some real shit. You know and I'm just telling for mass standpoint. Awesome WanNa, shoot they shot would mean I'm single. Own some real shit. By the way, Goes on a rampage when I'm fucking single so on some real shit. Ain't shit when I'm saying so. It isn't Jake that I don't like. Decide to shoot her shot. In then I decided to. Go along with it. And then I get tired of this bitch. Kills me. I'm not referring to everyone as a bitch, but. You get one going with this. If I decide to. See Traits and hurt at I. Don't like an ad side to part ways with this woman. Is On me to motherfucking Dole by my merry way, and say now you know what I didn't know. It was in a relationship. I thought you just want some big. This, how? I would look at it. But if it's a woman that I like I love, you know what I'm saying. Don't you the fact that I have been going through heartbreaks and now that Oh shit, and then you know I'm getting too old to get to know different. Women in is continue to go down the path, did I like? Yes? I'm going to stick with it. Also Maria Shit. But. Relate, US. If. You believe that this is true. I promise you. You'll be going down your. You'll be going down the. Valley of the shadow of death of a relationship that never even fucking stolid retail fellows. We give me your proud that I'm hanging with. This is real shit. I'm telling you because hey. You probably got a daughter did feel like she could shoot are shot in this problem she did. She needs to hear. So I'm thinking. Basis. Ladies. Social Joe Shack. As NATO's. He just like Oh okay. Just, continue to play oblivious about the shape and continue to go on alone with the relationship that you lied owned. In your good independent woman, making the Omani. A you just decide that you just WanNa. Bring the essay I like you? Then they fell around, get your brain. He countable because you're providing, you're doing your thing. You'll prevent entreated his whole, no lifestyle. Disney Account Sir food. Also Shit in! You have to get pregnant. This. Needed it then have responsibility about his self in the first place. He can get up and he feel like it goes. Guess would. Isn't that natural a woman to take the lead in a fucking relationship. That's where I wanNA. Go Alpha to say that women need to start open up. To let me his that won't take lead. Take the fucking lead. Because I, promise you. You mothersill Hill. Chasing the motherfucker you won't it avoid the knee the you need. And then when the neither you won't don't. Make those expectations of what a man supposed to be versus what you think a man supposed to be. You ought to go back and put you. Three Little Kids omitted edge needed in the first place. In Dan you get. That nigger because. He'll. Somebody else's responsibilities. Lake fog up real man. Like everybody just Laura Live for the moment. Real talk man. COMPLETE IGNORANCE fucking game is dead. exway dude it because they do shit everywhere. But I'm telling you let me. The fucking daughter and she was bill some dumb shit bike. Oh, did you get to know him? You gotta get the No hill. First of all, I noted caliber of Bill. Did I am I'm going to raise? Met them, but go eaters. That promise you if I had a mother, fucking daughter, is she bring a negative only. Bring a playstation phone in fucking. DVD's three pair of pants and five fucking bad joins to the table. Has A. Mother fucker words. Would that dumb shit. Added regime like that. It Ain't in my DNA. Even breathe to say Oh. You got to get to know here. You get to get to know him. I get the fuck Outta here with day. I'm glad I. Don't have no daughters year him. 'CAUSE I do put up with some real shit like that. Receive Backlash from Bass innocent, Bass Danvers because at Intel. Hey, baby are way. Way built like that price family built like. A native pay a price got to pay the price. Table In an innocent bystander Ma if I say, would you man you just get delitzsch outdoor to get what she might shut the fuck up. Get Out of here with. That's the problem ain't. Nobody can teach kids or Nethon of that nature to go for what they need. Everybody wants to run for the turn-up and we'll for the moment. You only live once. No, you don't motherfucker you live every day until you dad once. So now that shit is completely false. In women's shooter shot. Either be more relationships, no fucking one. It will be Mo- niggles going for the ride until they read it to get off. Aleve you wasn't cans heat and put up in. Elson up, he'll tell missed dumb shit on facebook in Cohen. Everything, these. My Zone Lover Hip saying. Housewives saying the fuck Outta hand, man y'all got room role models. You forty you, mother. Fuckers here listening to what my uncle's bit get paid to be damn fool saying. Get the fuck Outta here, man. Folks get paid to be Damn Fools and Yellow Love Qu'une. Would these dumb fucks the same. Get the fuck out of him and every Audis. My focus only love and hip hop shows. Love Poem would need motherfucker. Do! Come on wake the fuck up, but it's. Mean Emma fucking. Coexist with these well-focused because I, know better, but when you teach them on the fuck that didn't fail and Butler head so many times at forty years old, which is older than me? Is Hard Demar can be friends with motherfuckers. Because you'll get delayed. It real translate friends be stupid. So are. There were for example have fun. Friends was month. Get stupid role. You know you know you fucking home. A mother father don't have to do what I say but I'm GonNa have the poet ways. Would my father this. One Way Street drum wait, do you feel? I'm not own it fucking. That Radha die, you feel. I'm old to keep it real, do you? Got, kids, my mother fucking, so I got the teach was real. But keeping it real. You. Know what I'm saying. So if you're wondering why. Negative you know planted beat maybe day it is. That's why. Because these neighbors went along for the ride when you ladies shot, you're shot. Is it okay now I won't do? Nigga says don't take bullshit either way come. Yeah, if I'm drawn in the Dick estimates in. The system. Yes. motherfucking from one hundred and fifty on up to three fifty. Eight Walsum did and I'm single. Yes, I'm taking it, but I'm not obligated tomorrow. fucking say okay, We was in a relationship. No, he wasn't. You're GONNA fucking relationship. Did I didn't know about? The fuck out of here. I'm no. Matter of fact is even leave the ladder. Uram but I'm not that type of Nigga I'm the type of NIGGA IF I won't female I'm going up to a Linda. No mother, fucking baby face. If she can cook. NIGGA. They. Read girl. Sodas I get home from work. All it should. Cana baby face Edmonson. Country as mother. Fathers do you. Straight Beta face Joel close. pay Orient Bay. Soon as I get home from were. Thank is the game is not a game out here the women I won't I'm going to get them. If anyone I, won't you already get even? I'm going on. I'm going hard in the paint, do you? Go the paint for what I want. In a woman that choose me no I'm not obligated to say I won't soon. Pulls a good. Yes. Me By. David. Hammy by. via feet premium. Baby facing, maybe do you hear him? Owners get home from work. On massaging ill feet. When I get off a sixteen hour. She'll do you feel. Real Talk Baby. COMB lawyer. Tom At but y'All stop believing Otis Dump. She Chelsea on facebook Mafra because every posted jump bone already always created uproar. 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Police Department Crisis

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

07:23 min | 7 months ago

Police Department Crisis

"Problems it's human nature to hate problems, but why is that? After all problems inspire us to mend things Ben. Things make things better. That's why so many people with IBM on everything from city traffic to ocean, plastic new schools to new energy flight delays to food safety smart loves problems IBM. Let's put smart to work visit ibkr dot, com slash smart to learn more. Guys bobby bones I host the bobby show and I pretty much always sleepy because I wake up at three o'clock in the morning a couple of hours later I get all my friends together. We get into a room and we radio show. We share our allies. We tell our stories. We try to find as much good in the world. If he possibly can, and we looked through the news of the day that you'll care about also your favorite country artists are always stopping by to hang out and share their lives and music, too, so wake up with a bunch of my friends on ninety eight point seven W Z Q in Washington. DC, or wherever rotates you on the iheartradio? APP! Anger bubbles in parts of the country some US police departments are facing their own crisis, and some officers have now opted just to walk away. Atlanta police said in a statement that eight officers have resigned from the department this month the Atlanta police. Foundation earlier had reported that nineteen officers resigned since the start of the social injustice protests or demonstrations, the foundation has since retracted that incorrect number in south Florida ten officers resigned from their city Swat unit over concerns about safety, saying they feel restrained by the politics of it all a by their tactics. That's according to documents obtained by. By CNN and Buffalo New York nearly sixty officers resigned from the forces emergency response team over the suspension of two police officers who were caught on video. We also this pushing down seventy five year. Old Man is name was Martin Good Gino and this man. This older gentleman has suffered a fractured skull, and he cannot walk as he continues to recover from home. He can't. He's unable to walk now. yeah, so you say police officers in that city resigned We know about that sixty nearly sixty officers, but but they were from. You know that special team the emergency response team. That's what they resigned from the police force his Emergency Response Team Steve. Because those two officers were suspended when they were caught on tape for pushing the man down. This is a when at mortgage, Dude. They'll be back. This. be mad right now, but when I get here. Yeah and we told you earlier that president trump signed an executive order on police reform as he tried to address the national outcry of police brutality. He hasn't he's made no attempt to address it not that I've heard. In tweet or speech? No, no I think he met with some of the families. I do think he met with them, but he still maintains a strong law and order stands now. Check this up. Ben Carson said that he has been working on the president's public displays of hostility. Towards toward the professional athletes, and he said the president will get there. where he got to remember. got. To get that because we're not having this another. Exact, so he to up and get their shit a bit. You're asking a man to get somewhere. He don't know the way to. That's the direction you're right. You're right. But? He don't know no black people. What is an issue though with? Community though there needs to be some kind of. Reform and and more communication and more dialogue because I'm telling you on the local level. This police reform bill if they're just GONNA lie number. Officers. Boy We same thing all over yeah! It's a it's a vicious cycle. It's just a vicious cycle of the same thing. almost say for the twentieth time. Mandatory police sentencing is the only way to stop this they there has to be written. And concise consequences for illegal behavior as a policemen, policemen do not have a badge to do anything they want to do to the citizens of this country right right and I'm just saying citizens of this country to sound like I'm being more inclusive. It don't happen to nobody but black people right I see no footage whooping no white boy I see no footage putting some young white man at the cost shooting his ass into bed I. See no damn footage of none of this happening. Beloit because there is no. Is just us we tired man. We're tired of. was happening. S You would be, tired to. Let him shoot to a your kids. As see how you feel now. This Jewish do about that. I bet you do some need. I see coming up more trending stories and more of the Steve. Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour right after this. You're listening to David Harvey Morning Show. Hey Young World the world is yours. It is I, see the producer of the show podcast featuring other than myself and. Ethiopia. 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#155 - Death and Talking Funny!

wellRED podcast

1:03:24 hr | 1 year ago

#155 - Death and Talking Funny!

"What's going on everybody? Sheboygan show will read comedy Dot Com w. e. l. l. R. E. D. COMEDY DOT COM. That's where you can find out where we're going to be on our twenty twenty a tour. We're going to be in Raleigh North Carolina New Orleans Louisiana Indianapolis Indiana Washington. DC Atlanta Georgia Vancouver British Columbia Seattle title Washington Minneapolis Minnesota and reader Pennsylvania. More dates being added all the time. But you can grab those tickets before they sell out at well read comedy Dot Com also so while you're there go ahead and subscribe to the newsletter that way you know where we're going to be before my dumb ass even knows where we're going to be you can also pick up some sweet merch. Our book our album t t-shirts hats. All that good shit This portion of the podcast is always brought to you by smokable is grilling dot com go to smoke grilling dot com and get all the rubs for all you mates and also car ARVADA DOT com. If you WANNA get drunk like the show anyways own way. The show ski there the next next day six. They Care Giver Next. Thanks Zombie seven three days of concern. Andy Ball that like doc. Zero sugar root beer. She bought that like a month ago. And we can't stop now that tastes like fucking root beer. It's got Stevia and something else in it. It's called virgils. Everybody virgils all natural zero. Sugar root beer not sponsor the podcast or just likes them My boys like root beer is their number one jam. Did you know that even like standard rear. Don't have caffeine in it. Yeah I always just assumed that it did ed because it seems like it would to me But yeah ever since we found that out. It's sort of been just. I Open Season on Beers at our house. Offer them. I don't I don't really fuck with these about root beer than I should like. I know what the roots are also by the way corey unfortunately has headey eh death in the family and is not with us this week. He's alive he didn't die but he's not with us here today. Show today and drew is only about twenty five thirty percent here because the Kansas City chiefs on yesterday and he's half dead and because I was talking to our producer. Brennan about this. This is my first super bowl on this coast. Super Bowl ends eight thirty hit so hard for me I get it and I expected it to hit for me and it did last year because the super bowl was over. I was in a great mood because I'm going to teach fan so I was eight years old and then I partied right. I mean if the titans and made it and then well first of all. It's the Tatenda made it. I'd already talk Alice flying back to Tennessee. I wasn't even going to watch it here. I was GONNA applying ticket and go home. I was thinking of Miami But but if I did end up out here while watching the titans with evolves and championship game name or something like that and then they won I would I mean dude. I wouldn't be here right now like I would either. I wouldn't be in a hospital or Taylor nothing. It wouldn't be that bad but like I would cancel everything. I had the next day because I would be soon too hung over to do fucking anything one hundred percent without a doubt. I can't do this. This one hundred percent I skipped into the biscuit. If you guys have already listened to the episode or about to listen to the other podcasts. Ill Note my absence but I mean. Dj Talk to our producer. Kevin and he told me all this shit they talked about it was wild. I think it's going to be a better episode Tail may we were talking to Khori about this funeral situation and have not been able to be here in Utah. We started texting and there was some confusion among the ranks. It seems like I think it's either or y'all did funerals differently in Morgan County than we did in Clay County. Either of us has ever done it any other way when someone passes were from from everyone I've ever been to. They have what we call the funeral. But it's just a receiving of friends but it the reason they call it a funerals. He knows because someone preaches. They have the funeral. What like Eulogies Service? Yes the service. Yeah at night that is win. The the town comes unless you're close to the family. You'RE NOT GONNA go to the bathroom likely. Yes and that's always been a bigger the deal that first thing unless it's like you're I mean like a all that is the same but what was the problem you said the funeral general is it not the burials the next day right yeah. That was the major difference because Corey had said that the bear the funeral or something was tomorrow which made made you assume. The barrel was Wednesday in this. We're going to cancel something Wednesday or something like yes go ahead like of course. I know it's out because like what Corey said in Salah every literally every funeral I've ever been to which has been mostly salon. A little bit of Waynesboro. But it's the IT works the way you just said it's just that it's the burial happens immediately following the Tibetan I e afternoon evening or during the day. If it's a Saturday or Sunday or something it. It's on a Monday. I think they still just do and people just leave work. Or whatever are like I mean. I can't remember the days of the week but I know Oh that I know that we have in Solano works as you have visitation. Where's that at the funeral home? But there's no speaking okay. The the corpse is on display. People bring food whatever people just come through to pay their respects and the family is their core talking about being there and how he's got to be there for eight hours and and he can't leave We always like kind of handle it in shifts or something like we would almost never would all of us be there always the whole time. But that's your here in Orlando People. Come pay their respects. The families there. That's for it. Depends on the funeral and whose dad or whatever but that's like a number of days normally like one or two days and that will be in the afternoon evening it can go into the night eight or nine o'clock at night or something and it's just a set amount of time where the family is receiving people saving. There's there's no we call it visitation. There's no speech the receiving a friends. But it's when the preacher talks and nobody nobody talks those and then and then there's the funeral which like you said everybody comes extended friends and family. Anybody who's GonNa be there at all. Is there at the funeral Mary. Ann People Talk. The preacher does his thing. There are eulogies given dedication songs are played whatever depend on the the each individual person and then as soon as that that literally the second that is over everyone goes straight from there to the parking lot gets in their cars and but it still like. You said it's not everyone at only the close close friends and family go get in their cars lineup. Behind the hires follow the her straight to the barrel the barrel rattling and that makes sense everyone movies. Yeah the reason this conversation come up with because I was confused about Corey schedule and then it occurred to me as we were discussing things and this is probably true of you and yeah probably almost true of Corey although there might be two or three. There's one funeral home company. Yeah in some also land the owners. If I'm not mistaken we have either one or two the owners. If I'm not mistaken run on the one in Wartburg yeah the same thing and I ain't never been to one in Oakdale Cowfield. It's too far out in the county for me. You know what I mean right. Thank you know but yeah I also realized that I've I've only ever been to one kind of like my dad. It was cremated. I've been to other words where people were cremated or something and the only difference is there just is no burial part. Everything else works the same. That last step just doesn't occur but everything else is so time lag. Bouma mind about it. What you just said makes total sense to me because it's kind of what happens on a movie and it's like? Oh Yeah you had a funeral and you bury the person that makes total sense but what my town does makes total sense to me in a Lotta ways more so because it let's say a patriot. You know a real pillar of the community Oh said Patriots on a pillar of the community passes. Everybody's GonNa go to the receiving of friends in the evening when they're off work here the speeches that's always in the evening so people can do that. Is that technically a funeral. I don't know if I wouldn't what is the funeral again. We because the burial definition what I've always called the funeral is the part where people talk. There's appreciate that people give eulogies. Whatever else the casket is there? If there is a casket that's the funeral and then it's in my in my experience. That's the funeral which is then immediately followed by the burial right. All that other stuff you describe we have always called visitation Haitian and we have that too. But it's not I would no one talks. You said people telling you right and and this is like a very. It's an open house body in it. They have that for people who can't make it to the fear right. Yes but like they put the funeral at night the day before the burial so that more people can listen to the definition of a funeral the ceremonies honoring a dead person. So far that covers both of what we're describing this comma. Though typically involving burial or cremation. I guess we're atypical. Typical in Sambre in many ways. But it makes like I said at a small town it makes sense to me because if you have a funeral at three in the afternoon nobody can come yet. People just were you know. I wouldn't know jobs anyway now. I agree with you about that part of it. I never even considered it at the time. Because it's just like you just what's it like if you were in school. You didn't go to school that day. If you had a job you just do. It was like a friend or family member. You just didn't go to imagine Agean so a big part of my town's history was the frills and the Galloway's which is combined family. You know Mary power they It was like they were such an important lumber family that back in the day they even like had scrip before that was illegal. You know yeah I like to imagine it what happened is real boss my stuff. It's like in the nineteen thirties thirties. From fuckers out of work because their dad died start doing attic Matt Damon. Probably or I mean I don't know about probably but it wouldn't surprise me well if it's not too macabre for you guys. I'm curious tweet at US or whatever which is which your do people be i. I wanted to do a funeral bit for probably three or four years fitzsimmons when I was in Portland. He's got one and it's so damn funny 'cause like I get why we do lake a ceremony but it's really for the people that are live right but it's also strange. You know a lot of the ceremonies are old. Hold their from a time where superstition anyway. He just my favorite one. Was Tim Making Fun of people saying Oh they look so good. That's so weird you you say that because Dutton up were we just talking to. Dj Dj was saying that exact thing. Like on our podcast or where we not on. The I know Oh that. Dj recently was telling about it. Looks like basically verbatim what they always say like. Oh he looked so good is now. I don't remember him looking Goddamn Clown Corp whatever like a fucking Sam TV. I don't remember what Ali said but I just vividly Lee Remember Day. Jay going on a fucking diatribe about how much it pisses him off that paper. I was like oh he looks so good when they don't look nothing like that. I thought that was when he was on the podcast but anyway I don't know well. It was just may have added that to Greg's bit because deejay did it and it was funny or maybe. Obviously they both Tom go ahead Greg. He was standing in line and now weird that I don't know it was great Awake I don't WanNa be eh but oh that's that's a Catholic thing and I don't know we don't do either. I just know that it's thing. Hey let's get drunk Catholics. Yeah generally early speaking yes generally. Yeah but I awake is more like a party. Isn't it the dead well that that is they do that everything. We had a party at Thompson's House after my dad's funeral wouldn't call it and that's the reason we wake right right. Well we just didn't call yeah And the way the story or hand doesn't it. I don't know. Did anyone tell stories. I mean everybody telling stories all night not a lot not. I like to hitting the wine glass of wine glasses just drinking out jar. Fox's yeah I think that's what a wake is and I will say. Most everything I know about wakes comes from A mostly Irish literature. I know that the Irish fuck with them Wiltshire but I mean like Finnegans wake and a lot of different James Joyce scenarios where there was wakes and like I had to re read those in like I was just dying all over. The place right are to blame him. You can be racist Tours Irish still yeah. They're still why they are wide. They're actually now why for the first time. That's new for them out of us as a people by saying in my beards redder than this microphone. But yeah now we. We've Corey was saying the other day I don't think on here about like which nationalities and stuff. It's still okay okay to be you know stereotype or to make fun of. It'd be like it ain't racist. But whatever the fucking word is Zina folks phobic about what which ones are still accepted. And it's like it's pretty much literally. Just if if they're white Russians are fine. The Irish are fine Italians or fine unlike fucking if like and I'm not bitching by the way I don't want this to come across like I'm getting like how much bull shoes that it's only okay. That's not my point I'm just making an observation. I think it's funny like as long as they're white you can make fun of that country and how they are which his name's Andrew Sir. So in New York he tweeted seven. Receive about like It was something like love going to these woke Brooklyn shows where they're all doing the Italian accent right you know. But then but then he followed like in the same tweets but then he said something like but I'm not even saying you're hypocritic comedies. Just fucking weird. Did you see the Super Bowl. Commercial Latte tweeted about it with the Boston accent. Yeah ruled it. Yeah I liked it too. But it's like the whole commercial is just the whole entire commercial is just. Let's get they celebrities and make them talk these fucking idiots. We'll play pretty sure. All of them are from near Boston. Probably are I know Sharyo Terry is. That's that's right draft. Yeah Yeah and I G percents sure that John John Kinski is. I could buy anything about Chris Evans. I don't know where any I'm from either but I I kinda figured I was like. I bet they're all from Boston. It's like it was funny. It hit but I'm just saying like the whole concept of it is just. Let's just have them used that accent because 'cause it's hilarious well there's a very popular almost like a maim joke before memes or thing about Kasich and it was. It's called Smart Park Pot. Yeah so I think so yes I agree with you but if they were like if it was a car that had like a cousin fucking at they'd have got us. Yeah that's what I tweeted. It was like I appreciate Boston for taking the You know isn't it hilarious. I sound the way they sound. Heat off of US every once in a while. Because it's like you know it easily could have just been hillbillies like you just have like what find training with the cousin for him. I think I can try Marshall. A the main focus on everybody says that no. What am I goddamn shovels hammers and stuff? That's an actual line from fifty commercial. I know because Thomson ops and used to say it all the time because it cracked him up. It wasn't said in this southern accent but it was just you now. They had for a while. They're probably still but for a while. There like every truck truck commercial was just like drugs. Yeah Man Yeah Man Love Tra- Dennis leary. Yeah it was and in one of those commercials. They literally have a workman with a hard hat on again. He didn't. I'm doing that fucking thing. Because he didn't have an old boy accent but I cannot edify I cannot not do it in Albouy accent. He's dealing with a hard hat on these time about the like built in toolbox in the back. Yeah it's great. I love is great for you know shovels and hammers since shows hammers shovels hammers and stuff. You know stuff. I follow man but anyway yeah if it was like that I'm trying to find Something I think that I think we're always going to be fair game. I Yeah I think that's okay. I'm okay I I used to do that. Bid About how we I I do the same thing and I would be like. Why why is that? You think and what I landed on a- and I'm not saying I actually believe this just like a funny theory the reason we will always be fair game no matter what I think. There's a few different reasons but the ultimate warm why it will never never changes because in order for that to ever change. You have to give a shit what you have to ask people to stay at the tell people like just so you know. Wow that's offensive and we don't like that and rednecks are never ever ever ever going to do that. You know what I mean in the bid who's just like red. You Know Red Talk. WHO's talking shit everybody? Will you tell everybody kiss my ass. That's the end of like we're never gonNA ask for that treatment. You know no which which is fine. It reminded me and I can't find the picture quickly. I thought that I could There was an ad like a big ad campaign in New York. It was an apartment website. It wasn't apartments DOT com. But let's say it was apartments dot com and the whole theme of the Ed was. We're going to help you find whatever you need and different people need different stuff and it was cartoons and it was it it was like a dude in a woman who looked very jazzy and he had like a horn and find an apartment in the COO at one it was literal pig man. Yeah in a pickup truck. Yeah Yeah I think Mississippi was they were searching for. They had a CA- jug take you. You were living there at the time you you remember. You sent that to like the group tax you took a picture of it and this and what was what was the you said it was like a if you're Jan Shit but like who was that for if I if you move here Mississippi then and I it was a New York your campaign but it wasn't just for New York okay. It was more live in Mississippi. And your pig man Hook Arnot Mississippi mud huts right. They they know how to dot com ever. Since Al Gore the pigment know how to use an literal pigment Banjo the jokes. I Miss Corey when you go from changing. Yeah and this is relates to the Italian accent thing in the shitting on Irish people. And you you know not doing it with like you know. You can't do a Chinese accent. I mean you can but like people are gonNA be like. That's fucking weird racist if a white guy's doing that and Blah Blah Blah. I think that my main concern problem with PC culture here we go white man coming in with a hot take not always but sometimes it becomes like a list list of rules. Yeah these are the five rules right. And that's not what being a good person is is following five rules. Being a good person has to do like empathizing with other other people's just the one rule right and it's all yeah was made to the rule golden rule right and I think I think that if there's a problem with it currently it's no there is a problem with it currently and it's that it. It can be abused by people doing that by going. That I do didn't follow the five rules. So let's pile on there but like they're not employing any empathy orvis versa. Well this wasn't technically against the five rules. Yeah it's like yeah but it's against the one rule like the pig man thing is not on the list of rules right not making fun of southerners for being cousin. fucking idiots is not on the list of rule or in allies. You just pointed out. It won't be because we're not trying to petition to get it on their fucking hate rolls we petitions and we don't like the people who make yes. I think I'm losing my train of thought but my God I'm so hung over but my main point is like it Kinda has become follow the rules instead of the common sense. About what it being this this this thing fucked up to anybody instead of that. It's like does it or does it not break one of these rules. If you're being decent if you're Julie ABC's decent person and you're not a complete idiot. You know wash different to Johnny's accident value to meet buck because it's like You know the tape and like I'll be honest. I heard I've heard jokes where people employ you know a foreign accent. Whatever and I'm like Oh that was funny to me and I kind of look around the room? Everyone's laughing and no one's offended in and there's other times it's like this. Is this the whole joke here is just the Chinese people. Don't know how tall so you know what I mean. A huge difference in. I'm actually going to stick with this for me because I thought a tothe. Thanks first of all I want to ask you what you would do and like what the rules are except I know the answer for what you would do is just not play this game in the first place or be at this party probably. Let's say you're at a party with a bunch of white people and Like subur- suburban type situation and they somebody starts arts plan that game. You know the game from inglorious bastards where you got a card on your head and it's like a person from history or you can't people tell you stuff you ask Kim questions or something Well this was just the things on your head in the person's like you don't ask questions. I just described it to you but you can't say the words right right. Were also doing that. And I had the I picked the category like accidents and impersonations right and So it's like Russian in or Elvis either really really famous people or just yeah countries. Yeah whatever or offensive or racist. Yes Ezra like I you know. I didn't play this game. Okay well that'd be terrible at it. I got well. There's a bunch of different categories not all accents and shit but I picked a or I didn't pick I got the person who's playing with my partner. It said on their head Japanese so we think I did also also there's a timer you got one man so what do you think what would you do. What do you think I did and like? How much can you know I didn't do that? I didn't pull my is is back. Panama into Sword Okay in went hall. Yeah they didn't. They were just like what I'm doing. I'm like Oh okay sword. You Ain't got much time drew. I know we I gotta I think doing the is helps. Definitely your car help you win. That would've been me down because everyone knows the racist jokes like fuck you know whether it's fair or accurate just right but I go the other thing staying on Japan and Italians. Yeah like I've always heard I've been have you been to China Japan and all over World Okay and that was talking to Andy. I might go there like for World Cup or something but like I don't. I'm not as interested. I would love to go Japan. I'm not interested in China really but Japan with him but China scares Eh. But yeah but people I've always heard that they just don't they. Just don't have none of this over there and don't give a fuck about any of it or even pretend like still to this day. And this is the Alexander this racism stereotyping type Shit of other cultures and the biggest most prominent example. They don't do it to other people no they do it without not even a lack airway. Why was just GonNa say one of the most prominent pop culture icons of the past thirty years probably is like a Larry ously caricatured caputured? Italian plumber created by Japanese people. You know he's Oh he's still talks like that and they've never changed it. He's tall the WHO and like no one has ever given a fuck and they're never going to change it but I know that's old character character but I sent y'all in. The group takes recently a pokemon obvious devised in Japan from a recent pokemon edition. And it's like a Mexican Pokomo in dude. He's got a fucking Sombrero on he looks part of his caricatures like being easy. What we're to God? God the Pokemon is like if you read his character descriptions like He. Just lounges by the fuck in aquatic areas. Where you can find him? And he's got a Sombrero on his head and Shit and it's like that ain't old Japan. Come up with that one within the past like I mean I don't know it might have been five years or so at this point but relatively recent history and it's just like they just don't don't give a fuck about none of that stuff while I was trying to find this tweet us. Our somebody had screened capped all the American names on this baseball Japanese. It was -fensive Lacrosse thing. But that's that sounds funny to it was S-o-f-i can't find it. It wasn't offensive. It was like it was like man. Jail Bernez has anyway. I don't have any other Japan especially extremely isolated like like. They literally only had wool sales for the most part about you know China's economy essentially being where we were in the fifties. So maybe they're just where we were in in the fifties and a lot of ways I guess I don't know I just Two stories my friend Julian at a Halloween party I had a New York. Art Came as gone vacation but he had a SOMBRERO. Julian's vary Italian and one of my friends thought that Julian was being racist because he came as Mexican. Even though he hadn't he'd come as a guy like an asshole on vacation where Anderson Borough but Julian is dark and the guy how thought Julian had done Brown faced too which is a kind of racist like racist assumption but you look at somebody and assume that they would not be. I don't know it. It just was so hilarious to me. Frankly all of it. It's like literally racist assumption. Meaning there's no way you're making an assumption about while someone's race right but not that you're making other of their skin right but not like they're lazy or something. Ah that that's not his race right. That's a racist assumption. You're making right. Yeah it was weird so funny to me. Yeah you've talked about playing in games at a party not a game but you saw the picture of where I was. It was a friend of a friend's parents who were pretty rich in the Hollywood hills We played the quarters is game but you by square into each quarter. There's a score again. Three and four and chiefs have a game. Charles Charles. He I love those I love them to. I bought four. I didn't win before I tell the story real quick I want everyone knows it trey and I are very aware that the differences that Italians are white and have been a part of white supremacy in the West like. We're not idiots and I'm not even saying that till I get what points. I'm saying that we're aware of why it's different to do that kind kind of like it and again it's fine. Yeah it I don't want that to change please. God don't change it to where we can't make fun of Italians Frenchmen or Brits or whatever anymore because like yeah. I think he's going to get to the point. Where accents are GONNA be fine? As long as it's serves the purpose of the joke and the whole joke isn't they can't talk. Yeah right yeah anyway was doing that square thing and the host. The one was a couple a husband and a wife but she won two quarters in a row and my friend. Megan said well. She deserves it because they had put on his party. They had like a bartender. The food spread was machine so she wanted this lady one hundred dollars and what Meghan meant was uh she probably recoup that thousands she spent on this but she said well she deserves it and it got kind of quiet and just looked around. I go yeah because they have so a little while we were like right by the pool right and I'm pretty sure offended their son. Yeah probably how adult done okay. I mean meaning. We're cool. Who'll but like? I get annoyed him. I'm at his house but I'm surprised that that's the most you did. I asked you if the Ravens are going to show up because you now you can really go in on the wrist. They were they were self taught. I mean I'm sure they had helped like so many self made people I am. You know sweet they made a TV show about Danson And Anyway I was going to switch it up a little bit meal. Switch up you skinny. You'd be walking around and stuff and When you start eating well and like keep it up? But I'm talking about at the beginning like you start am but you actually stick to it for a couple of days. Whatever like a week? Yeah and eating like eating stuff. That is actually healthy all the time. What's that duty? Oh good anything my goods change for the a better when I do that stuff. But that's because I stopped drinking usually I may to and not drinking is included in part and the drinking is is a big part of my situation May to issue so it improves. I don't know if I ate well but drink. What would do even at the very beginning? Okay first of all used to tell me for years. Could you were right while the talk. About how terrible my guts. We're now he's got problems and you were like he would be like well. Have you tried cutting out this or this or that and I'm like no no no. You're literally tried anything to do anything. Go back and I was just like no no. Don't hit I'm telling you it's just me and nightmare that yeah well it. I have since found but accidentally not told you that should that I found mine accidentally but like it. Just it's booze drinking and not just beer or not just liquor. It don't matter drunk. Alcohol is is the number one thing that makes my stomach funky but back to the subject at hand every time that I first switch gears into actually eating healthy for a little bit eventually it does improve like at the very beginning so yes and I feel like it's my body like don't what is this green. We bauge stuff you know that. Yeah throats more trash than in here. We try and make me work down. Hit and then like that vegetarian edgy. -Tarian for four months. Now pesca -tarian is more accurate description. She's fish about once a week or shrimp when I say she hasn't stopped far. Yeah four months. Yeah and I keep thinking like she'll adjust and they're not super gross or anything but like she doesn't stop farting so it's a real title thing. Yeah but like that. That's good dove right or license. Because it's supposed to be good for you the bad but the bad is that your guts is wrong. have been for so long that now. This is your reality. You know what I mean nine. Still good to eat healthy. It's still good for any to be vegetarian. I don't know that's my theory. Yeah well I saw that. I just have wondered at Ada some grilled chicken and a big Ass Bala Spinach today and you gots yeah and so I was just wondering why over here. Yeah if that was a common thing because Katie said the same thing about herself like two days ago because she had gotten her shit together. Whatever came consistent enough with anything for me to even remember or know though like let's be honest right I have been relatively sober? Last night was an exception and Portland was exception this entire year. And I'M GONNA continue to be but been craving sugar which. I don't ever eat sugar but because the booze is gone and buddy I I went to Dunkin donuts. DONUTS Krispy Kreme. Yeah and when I got there they said. Do you want to sample and I did. So I said yes and they gave me a whole glazed donut and I hated glazed doughnut. That America allows in line for my doughnuts. Yeah Yeah donuts. I got The Ring Field Crame which is new. They're putting cream in the ring now stuffed crust pizza. I ate that. Because that's what I got Andy. This cute little heart shaped ones zone. For Valentine's Day that are Cranfield to say cutie. Or whatever on it and they had different kinds of crime you can put in there and I got her cake batter because I saw that hit for her. I ate half of it on the way home. I'd like justified in my mind by thinking by saying she'll think is adorable ruble who to who wouldn't think it was cute to have a heart with a bite taken out of it you saying that's because you are have sobered up the replay. Your body is replacing that sugar and otherwise I mean I've always like whenever I go on a little bit of a bender which I haven't really done that in a while but I used stay doing that when I go on and not like you know what. I'm not literally laying drunk all day every day but just drinking every day in a row at night time for an extended period of time or something like that that every time I do that whenever I would I dry out that first day or two of drying out on my God dude just hoovering oil like everything but yes sugar especially but it was just like and I've talked to other buddies of mine who were big drinkers and had the same thing. And it's like your body's just it becomes accustomed to a certain lifestyle you know and it don't care that it's your murdering it hits won't more that you the friend I won't say his name but he was couldn't drink and I think he was deciding it had become a real problem for him and he was doing that Eating candy all the time and he told me that He had read and people who had you know recovered from alcoholism or whatever had told him do it. Yeah yeah eat the shit out of that candy right deny yourself anything. Get Fat as hell for a few months frat and as long as you actually kick it right you can worry about that later. Yeah yeah now I mean that makes sense to me. Yeah I mean because like diabetes. Kill you but it won't break your MOM's heart. I'm here for her but yeah but so trey. It's almost super Tuesday is that that's probably not. This isn't Super Tuesday. I'm fucking that up. What does it what? There's the Iowa Tuesday called I was Our Caucus I will caucus would always hurt because tomorrow by the time this comes out Dan s tomorrow. We will know who went our. Do you have any predictions Barney would you think he's GonNa win our I Dave agree with you. I'm about fifty five percent. Sure it'll be burning in the other forty five it'd be Biden's in want. The like impeachment verdict. Isn't that also come in very very soon again. That's a couple of days and the State of the Union is tomorrow. I didn't notice the that makes sense that they would planet. Yeah on that night. You know what I remain. Calm up the You know what I mean. Well what now that. We're on politics impeachment stuff so like the Republicans voted to not allow evidence right. Yeah in their trial which is like seems weird but really conservatives. Dave never really needed evidence. It's just the opposite is it. Because normally it's a black man execute as opposed to being a president who's allowed to walk free but never never really been been consistent feelings about evidence. Don't need it right so I mean but I don't know on basically the way I feel about the whole thing thing is that we have all always known that they were never going to convict him no matter what no matter what we always knew that. That was probably the bargain and so I think of course they're doing this right well but I think fairly you what they're getting at an fairly. What dooms are mad about? Ah they wanted to put on the evidence for the political theater of it in conservatives didn't want him to put on the evidence to avoid the political theater of it. What Lamar Alexander said Agree with the first half of his statement even though I think they should have allowed the evidence because justice is a process. Not A fucking outcome. Manatt been saying that ever since I learned it firsthand but he said we we know he said it like in the articles of impeachment. There is no lie and only question I had. This is him talking. Remaining was whether or not that was an impeachable offense. I and I don't think it was now how he arrived at that conclusion. And again saying that. It's not an impeachable. Offense doesn't mean you don't think the president should be removed it means you don't think it's even a question worth having a trial over and I just don't understand that thought process but that's that's what that's kind of becoming. They're like official line. Isn't it on their own property. Shouldn't it shouldn't have done that. But it's not enough to remove him from office four. And that's what we're Benjamin vs. Impeachable offense is a think are treason high crimes. uh-huh it's probably not that might fit somehow. Interact grounds could argue but then like felony or misdemeanor that you abuse the the office while cutting abused power. The whatever the powers of the officers the Perez Walk while committing a misdemeanor fallon right and how like how. How could you argue that? I guess you could argue that while it was improper. It wasn't a crime but it is nice though. Yes it's against election laws. Yeah and that's a felony but again they were never going to convict. In my opinion we have known that the whole time so like voting him out or whatever it's always has been our only real recourse. I still think that it was the right thing to do to impeach him. I'm not saying that that should have happened. But like this. Always going to be the Outcome one thing. I said we knew that before we needed young stars. Who could use the trial as a launching point to be? You know the future of the party Adam. Schiff is not that young but we have gotten from him. I mean he's done a decent the job and I think in the eyes of a lot of sort of centrist Democrats. He's crushed it so he did get one rising star of it. I mean she's been around a while but I think he's really. I think he's going to be one of the leaders of the Party for the next ten years because of this. Yeah you probably I would. I would have liked to have had more of that. I would've liked to you know to be younger. People and people were more progressive and frankly some of those women that I like but yeah the Four D. side note but is political. I was just just thinking that you see as far as I'm aware it's real. I saw it all over the Internet. They immediately fixed it. But I think it was real who you can't even fuck entail anymore but the thing that trump tweeted after the super bowl Kansas. Yeah about CA- congrats Kansas City chiefs. They made the state of Kansas and the whole country of America proud on a global stage or something like it. He first of all said Kansas but he also implied that it was like you know like the Olympics as opposed to just like their all American team like it's holy American was real. Yeah Yeah but that's just me so um pretty dumb. He's he hit this just in but yeah I thought you said shift and also saw that tweet recently where he's like. You know silly shift. Why Nancy Pelosi Z.? And the know nothing. Democrats are on the fake know like every single noun every one of them had these like multiple the poll just junior high grade like and salt nicknames attached to them like in his work man it just still blows. How's my mind that that's like that's the president of the United States talking like that the president of the wwe talking like that would make sense? But I don't even think he. Does you know what I'm saying. Like Vince McMahon comports himself you know batter in his capacity as president of the world wrestling entertainment. Donald Trump has been on his network. Yeah that's not the case with parents. Don't call Steve. It's not by accident. I mean and bring it up because and I don't give Donald trump any credit for this. I think he just it kind of OPD into it. I think that's just who he is. Yeah People Lag Matt Dude clearly just weird but they do reality early. Television was such a punchline for so long but it was always cut raking it in the true American artform absolutely we have added to the lexicon of Western Culture San up and jazz. Yes yeah especially. I mean jazz but I just. I'm I'm a comedian. Enzo standup go. We we are doing a lot of what he does. Just ironically. Yeah yeah like. He's as funny as most standups. The reason that comedians trying. I'm not the first person say this is it's difficult to satirize someone so ridiculous Ezekiel Yeah Right. We taught him that to you. Know the the sort of What's the word provocateur? There's a lot of stand up comics like that man yes go back to the reality. TV thing for a second. This good reality television. I'm not saying there's not only A. I wrote a sketch for comedy central. They rejected in spite of all my work on. That was Until you know what it was the idea was. We're going to lampoon ninety day fiance but it's going to be ninety days. Save Xavier Fiance is. There's a while there's a special visa. We talked this on here before L. Bill. Let's plays though because I watched it because of that that scare me to. It's I mean it's it's really good television. It's undeniable so the drama is hugely popular. I'm sure a lot of people know what we made ahead. There's a special visa that people get for ninety days if you are going to marry someone from another country which would make the citizen here which would entitle them to emigrate here which is real this is real and this visa is essentially so you can plan for your wedding. Yeah ran in before the nine days up you have to get married and then apply for the Green Card permanent yet off. Someone turned that into a show where the stakes were. Yeah Plan for the wedding but also so make sure this is what you WanNa do. Because in the age that we live in many people meet and hang out for a week in Jamaica and decide to get married or they've met on the Internet Net and only hung out in person two or three times and so it's it's very legitimate. I mean look I totally get it if I met someone on vacation or over the Internet I and I hung out with him a couple of times and I really think I fell in love with him but I would want them to meet my family and to live with them for thirty years. I've explained this premise. To some people in person before I people out here you know and then like who didn't otherwise know about it when I start explaining it and I talk about the real thing that exists. I've had some of them be like Really like so you know us or whatever it's like like I don't know just like the world we live in Tampa Bay and I've always been and I tell them this. I mean I think to the system. The way that works actually makes a ton of sense in is fine just it. It has been used as the foundation. is also this reality. TV shows also get married in America. If you are in love with someone who's assistant another country because the only way to get the only way to get him here was to marry them. You'd have to marry them somewhere else and then bring them with you so it makes it makes total sense. Yeah what also makes it. Let's is that the machine that is Hollywood has turned it into a game show and the reason the show is so incredible is that the stakes are so unbelievably legitimately gentlemanly high on the one hand whereas road rules. We're going to win a hundred thousand dollars a real world would if a bunch of spoiled twenty year olds all worked did a smoothie place together we're going to get fired who gives a fuck your on. MTV and you're GONNA be famous for the next five years. These steaks are fucking real. You've got people meeting kids. Yeah you know you got sisters and brothers saying I don't like your new fucking fiance. You got people being like. I think this is a scam. And that's your family. There was one this racist Cuban. Mama I'm all was just. As soon as girl guy there started saying racist shit about Colombians. That was the whole episode. It was so fucking hilarious. I was such a pitch one of my number one takeaways from that show. was that because we were talking about trump real quick on the other hand. You have all the other stuff that you need for. Great Reality tells so you have real stakes. Unlike the real world enroll rules. And then you have trash trashy people being she and producers making them crown purpose on camera. Sorry okay go ahead one of my main takeaways from that show not only watch a couple episodes of it but I mean I agree with everything you just said but was that all this trump shit and twenty twenty nothing hits and everything all that aside like America is still the place to be for a lot of people because like these these the one. That's so docile I understand. It's they're not. All activists are different episodes. I saw the foreigners where all the women the women lived in other countries. The dudes where the Americans right and and every single example they had every one of them. The woman in the other country was from like Colombia or Russia. Bolivia wherever every summer like that and was like Amin just a smoke. Show just a dime like gorgeous girl. All who is like jumping Darley's hopes and going through all this shit and everything dying to marry. A neg- made Jimmy Brownie every single one of these dudes was a fucking Jew Brownie from clevelander Salt Lake City or whatever both which said he's hit for me but I'm just saying just just white ass ask Dorky motherfuckers. Getting these like fucking supermodel or you know or at least regular models at least getting beat because and they're doing who in that because that's how hard it hits to get into American citizenship and all that type of stuff says to me and that's typical while I just want people to know it's not just that just because again I think it's the best reality television show of ever seen. That's the base. That's probably forty percent sent off for two or three episodes held true for all of them. There was a young couple he met he was Mormon and he's doing his Mormon Shit and Russia and and fell in love. This girl was like converting her to do that. Guy's a fucking lunatic. That the dude that was like the M- only real young. We was talking about how. He's really worried when she comes over here and she's walking down the street. Some guy might try to talk to her and he's GONNA lose his mind over and then some do does talk to her and he gets really pissed off Utah with a Russian fiance on say well. They're both young. Yes and they felt like I don't think I think she just fell in love with that dude when they were hanging out in Russia do going to skin her. Oh absolutely that. Don't remember that there was a Jamaican Guy who was a laugh guard? Who Phone Love the blonde woman from Pennsylvania It sounds like he he is. He was gorgeous and now she was always she frumpy a little bit. Yeah I'm saying it was a nice role reversal. America like on the global dating scale. Just being American worth like three or four points or whatever on the dating bike attractiveness power there Like little Jewish princess girl who had gone on birthright and met a rich Israeli and they were just fucking annoying. I hated him so much. They just fall up to rich kids. Yeah Yeah right well yeah You'll have that anyway anyway but for retirement you said we have a reality. The single greatest contribution greatest greatest is our contribution. Like this is what we are. This is what we've done. Donald Trump is not a mistake or an accident. I mean it was a mistake. That's not what I mean. What I mean is like this who we are? You're it is but we're also like dude. We make all the best everything movies TV shows all that we also are number one in all of that to we make ah great movies and great. TV shows and what are the number one movies and TV shows. Let's like the most consumed. Yeah of course I shit nor is it fucking reality television and Goddamn Michael Bay blowing should enter. Ain't nothing wrong with either of those. I genuinely enjoy ninety day fiance. Oh by the way. The sketch was ninety. Day saver united nine days to decide whether or not let Jesus in your heart it was very funny Great idea to lives based on your original idea that I guess we could also talk about because yeah admittedly was dated. I mean I felt like when they got it because it literally was dated. It's an idea I had like seven years ago ah called catfish Jesus when catfish I came out and another unbelievable show great. Yeah it was. Did you see the documentary. It was based on to begin with. Yeah it psych unnerving and like a riveting watch it's wild but anyway that just getting catfish also same time that show the movie and the show came out M- Anti Tayo who's a hugely high profile college football star. Had if I had a a girlfriend all happened at the same time so like cat fishing and the idea of catfish and was very in the Zeitgeist so I wanted to do a sketch about someone who gets catfish catfish by Jesus and it's basically the Jesus that they think they know. Jesus is dating profile but tender. Didn't even exist yet. was like you know American Jesus Blonde Blue Eyed ripped all that and then when they met actual Jesus he's this tender Middle Eastern You Know Sandals Wearing fucking tinder hippy guy though and I know that I don't I don't remember this because I remember when I found out about tender my friend. John was single trial partners in Miami and he got on tinder when he showed it to. Miami was ahead of KNOXVILLE tender. Game shows it to me right and I'm like I'm immediately I go. You're he just shopping like this window. Shopping for booty he's showing you slap and I was like man. I cannot believe I missed this. This is bullsh- tell me about it. Okay fast forward a week. Yeah he was like Bro. That one girl just showed up at my house and I was like what happened. What do you mean he goes? She's never been to my house astute. She found out where I live somehow. Now it's like oh I'm not. I'm not upset that I missed the early days of tender a it was literally just like openly meant meant to be a hookup APP exclusively right like when. I'm pretty sure because I'm pretty sure like bumble. Or whatever the fuck whichever one came next was like it's whole thing was now this is this is like tender but for actual relationship that hinder is just for fuck right. I know that's true but I don't think tender was necessarily Zehra trying to own that reality I think bumble was like let's all be honest. Yeah is trash people who wanna get their D.. I should be clear when it first came out I was like I can't believe I missed this. Ma Ma you know back in my days rather that was like I don't I don't envy it or like the thought of like Katie. Heidi leaving Miami having a way to those waters at like. Oh my God i. It terrifies me and also like just. Don't hit get the fuck VAT that would not hit for me. I'm a higher one of those blond. Ladies I got an airplane. Makhijani matchmaker is just lunch. Yeah right maybe five lunches a day not even trying to find a soulmate. steaks I said has just launched. And I'm about that Quick Caveat before I say this This is not me but I'm bringing up because I could see it being me or any number of people. I bet a lot of people stay together just because the idea of being alone of all or trying to date so that you don't have to be alone is just so horrendous. Yeah no it also is not me. That's not why I'm still with Katie. Eighty but separately though the idea of dating or having the date now and figure that out how much everything's changed. How much I have change how differently I feel about everything and just the whole everything about the game is just so much different than when I was playing in the idea of having into figure all that out man fuck even if the game doug not to hit for me even if the game was identical the fact that we're in our mid thirties is I think where I'm onto site when you don't know who you are right in your twenties aiding you can go through all that shit you have to have more patients so you don't even know it sucks? I think maybe that part of it would be one of the things that maybe helps. Because I'd like to think that in your thirties and forties. If you're dating it's mostly mostly people who are also divorced and broken so you finish the sentence. I think I got their shit together. No there's less bullshit and less like like they're more up front and it's like we're not GonNa do this are we. Yeah let's just not do right but we know back butter whatever but then. We'll never do do this again. And we're both fine with that and we could just say that size type Shit many times. Could you go on a day like go through that as the reality reality of yeah. We're not doing this. Yeah I mean wouldn't it now nothing about it would hit. I mean that's the other thing you have in your twenties. That helps dating. A lot is hope outlook about the possibilities of other people in your relationships with them. Yeah now because you're right like I feel like if I ahead to date right now there's a certain level of I know what the Fuck I want. Yeah and I'm not going to deal with any of us to and then I think after three months I would be like I have to lose. I don't know what I want all right. Well we'll get to go out that time. Yeah I wanted to think of. The halftime show loved news. Why go rat was so great? tweeted something like knowing that it wasn't at all for me and it still hit that hard means to me. I mean it's like a top five all time me and sincerely Khori Chicken Kamanga person being like. I guess we should have expected this. Come in for Miami and it's like yeah. Yeah you should have them all. So that's why it's right exactly exactly. Yeah like Super Super Miami in a hidden way I guess because of the show or the movie hustlers and that's why that's why Jaylo did the pole pole dance. That's the only thing he'd rocks in that the only thing I could give to those type of people without it. They're still stupid. But that's not racist if you don't like pole all dancing. I can't say you're being racist but every other complaint it's just you're just being a racist. Yeah this is offensive Spanish Ashley. What what's offense? They dance different other language in this country. I mean yeah. But I didn't even mean America Eric or white when I say clearly wasn't geared toward the male like this is a male game. This is a male dominated sport and fandom. You don't think that at halftime show was at all geared towards males. I I know what you mean. Both of them had all male backup dancers. Yeah J. Louis V. She's hot but she's fifty fifty five for her body. I listen to their music. I and I agree with that. I tweeted like I'm not the one to judge this and what I meant. It was because I don't listen to music and don't know anything about it rush but it crushed rock. Yeah it was great and every time I just happened to see secure music video halftime show. I just fall in love all over you. Have you ever seen Zootopia to really really awesome kids. But I heard that she just dressed like her character from. It showed me that this morning. She does this whole thing that she plays a pop star. That's Gazelle and Zootopia. And she has a concert and in the concert. She's wearing literally the exact same outfit movies from like four years ago that we're running into right there with me as gazelles can't be popstars you've ever seen Zale. They make her like they're just dumb. Not your I know. She's more elegant dear. I really sell it. She don't believe so I can't I can't remember uh-huh now but that movies like got just dripping with social commentary about the police state and racism xenophobia and Shit and Bonnie honey bunny rabbit. Who's a cop movie? I like of that Shit. Oh Dude it's great. I took the boys sitting in theater and I one hundred percent liked it and I mean it hit for them but dude I was like in thrall I was like this shit is brilliant when rush limbaugh for example he just get cancer. Fuck him when he when people are Gamer. Like they're putting. This is propaganda. I'm doing Alex Jones into the kids move. I'm like hell. Yeah yes what you need to. Yeah I wanted to plug some things I guess. Okay you got anything coming out coming up that you want to plug first or second. I've got some things that I'm dreaming up right now that I'm kind of wondering what about that you know what with everything going on. I'm just curious about what's going on in Trae crowder's world. I honestly once a week now in around up here sure So but I don't have anything that I'm like ready to announce right now. We're back on the road again tomorrow. So lovely Andy and I are doing a new series. We'll have another video about tomorrow is couples. You know and it's just little character vignettes Making Fun of Annoying or otherwise goofy couples. The first we did is making fun of ourselves so we did the couple that moved to the city and his back home visiting and we just made fun of all the annoying Shit. We say to our parents when we're back home about what they're feeding the kids and how they need to be living more sustainable laughs and the one that's coming out tomorrow. Well no I'm saying that to you trae but this is GonNa this. PODCAST will be out Wednesday so to already be out. You can see our second tech installation where we flip the script and we're going the couple who never left their hometown and I'm pretty proud of it was pretty damn funny. It's yeah check that out. Go check out into the biscuit Go to well read. Comedy Dot Com W. L. L. R. E. D. COMEDY DOT COM to check out our dates. We're going to be in Raleigh North Carolina New Orleans Louisiana. What one thing that I ended plug alone going to be at Texas Lutheran University city? So I don't expect out of that. I mean I expected to hit but it's just I don't think I've done a straight up Christian College of any kind before I thought that was done colleges apologists was that was a liberal. The Liberal Arts College but Anyway Yeah Tammy's Lutheran University on March third. I believe it is I mean. Do these dates properly rally marched. Oh fourteen fourteen New Orleans March twenty seventh Indianapolis April second through fourth Washington. DC Sixteenth of nineteen th of April Atlanta. Georgia April. Twenty fifth. Gotten got it. We got a pop up on my own. Website is blocking me Vancouver may eighth. Seattle Washington May Ninth Minneapolis Minnesota as part of a comedy festival June twentieth. And then. Yeah that's it. That's all the dates we have right now. We got some more coming out on delay. You'll know about that. Get those tickets guys is your come see us all right. We'll see you next time. Keep the keep the show on your Thoughts out give about your prayers. But anyway we'll see next time. Thank you for listening to the well read show. We love to stick around longer but we got to go tune in next week. If you've got nothing to do thank you. God bless you good night and ski you.

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Get Rid of Dixie

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

06:12 min | 8 months ago

Get Rid of Dixie

"The, we're apart these days with sharing more so at Geico. We'd like to say thanks. Thanks for sharing you savage dance moves. Thanks for sharing your diy haircut fails. Thanks for sharing your inner lip sync star. Now it's our turn to share with the GEICO give back the fifteen percent credit on car and motorcycle policies for current and new customers, because we're committed for the long all the fifteen percent credit last full policy term visit GEICO DOT com slash, give back for more info and eligibility gear on the familiar. After looking for a fun, you'll good listening experience. Check out our podcast hanging with. With they name names Sheboygan and this is my beautiful wife Janet Hi. Guys were a bilingual Mexican American married couple with two beautiful young daughters ready to fully expose our life, discuss relationship drama, yours and ours, and you with faith, encouragement and laughter opponent Wayne also coming out with us, listened to haning with Lesotho's on the iheartradio APP, apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast for more info visit also Taylor's Dot Com my dad. Well. We're glad that some people have decided to start dismantling the confederate flag, but Jay You're here what what else is on your mind? Not Saying we go further. I'm just asking a question. Do we go? Coming now. Can we take this little bird there i. do we get rid of Old Dixie? Could we just get rid of that? About Dixie Cups. Mouth Lay all. Live at one point. Do, we stop people from naming their children dixie. DIXIE! He'll name. Know How about this, I'm not saying we go this hard, but I'm just saying it's just a thought. Do we stop people from whistling Dixie? Go on. No more no more. How about this? You can't even wish index. Make this. Into DIXIE NS? Way? And this might be a hard when you. Know? Who can do it, but it needs to be shut down. We need to shut down the dixie Mafia owned. Eight in in. No more I I liked the TAB immunity to know more dixieland Music Nine Thank you. Say Goodbye to. Is a university Dixie University, and they're going to have to change their name. Oh Wow! University. Yes, it's a Real University of dixie university now this the last one last. This just me. All the others we had you know. Get rid of Dixie. Cups dixie plates winn-dixie. Decided just meet. That would keep in. The dixie chicks keeping you. Off. Problem for no. Back into. Jackson right. Off with Joel. PETTICOAT coach. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour. Thank you Mr, J Anthony Brown. Thirty minutes after the hour president trump's. Top tops. Dallas law enforcement officials yesterday. We'll talk about that when we come back right after this you're listening to. Harvey. Morning, show? I'm Katie couric Ibos Massinc John I'm an award winning journalists? If I do say so myself and I'm a hot to trot trailblazing market executive and we're very confident. We wanted to combine bose's business and branding expertise with Katie's natural curiosity to create a podcast responding to this moment in time, welcome to back to Biz with Katie and bows. Each week will interview innovators, creatives and CEO's to find out. How are pandemic? Pandemic present will forever change the business of Tekken Media Travel and leisure, education, sports, fashion and pop culture, because in many ways, this has been a really dark time, but it's also a time for reassessing recalibrating and finding the light. We're doing ten episodes. You can catch them every Thursday so listen to back to Biz with Katie and bows on the iheartradio, APP, apple, podcasts or wherever you get your favorite shows. My Name Kimberly drill if I've learned anything in my years of studying an uplifting black artists. We all have the power to create something beautiful. That's why I'm pleased. Introduce you to people who had broken down boundaries in fencing and helped to create the first ever smart store. They're a big deal, and it's time we give them all attention. Listen to your attention, please Hulu podcast with iheartradio on the iheartradio APP on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. It's inspired by your attention. Please now streaming on, Hulu. Watch for a fresh point of view on black history.

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IF YOU CHEAT DO IT RIGHT

Atl Paper Chasers

15:25 min | 9 months ago

IF YOU CHEAT DO IT RIGHT

"Yes Sir Sheboygan Jamia Price CEO of eight year paper cases. Dot Com babe. Become a member of the website to get free radio rotation in Winfrey money own ats. PAPER CHASES DOT COM and be sure to check out my podcast, eight-year paper, pitchers, podcast or own listening platforms, if feel it. Mama. Were around town data, guys, three outside kids and our no. That ain't right. Yeah Man. Boy Jay male price come into you laugh. From South Atlanta Baby, you know what it is, you know what it ain't I'm telling. They tell them by Papa was a rolling stone. You know what I'm sayin' and you know. Everybody proud of this shit. You know what I'm saying to say. Today. Dad Was Rolling Stones and all that Oh shit. Man. You know what I'm saying. I don't know I have. No feelings about it. You know what I'm saying. Some rich hitting I never. been the one to religious. Go you know when I'm saying? You know. Really. Going around pays when I'm single. Do you failed I'm saying ain't nobody. 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Dan Ain't no telling having key. I guess you can grow up and laugh about this shit. You know can't be bitter out of time. You know what I'm saying, but for the most part. I don't know man. It's just me you know I just can't fathom this situation because my pops is always there i. my Mama was always there i. also reassured, but if a bunch of negatives, that's out here. RISKING THEIR FUCKING funnies fucking start adventures do. I'm sorry. You know what I'm saying. We don't hear to. The fact that. Niggers out here. Gene own women that are. Less food in the situation that they have at home and I i. don't to hear nothing about the only. To survive. That's high kids stake. There is no fucking way you cheat you better cheat right goes better do right. Old At oh, survive is vast sheet. That's four key. It's irresponsible. Children do what saying. NIGGER and I'm being dead one highland about this shit. You know what I'm saying. There is no fucking. Way A, motherfucker and catch me. Gene would've. Liked the eat McDonald's or mother, fucking churches cheekiest or eat meat every fucking day. Do what I'm saying best real toe. Mother father catch me teen I promise you is going to be a mother fucker that's taking me to rule Chris and they paying for it or taking me to fuck in Morton's steakhouse downtown and give me the most expensive state owned it motherfucker. Medium Rare Kudos. Ain't no way you know. We all get into the needles team now in a mountain race stain your own saying, but we don't get to that. In. A. Class, they won't be for real. Which club that I'm going to be for real? Which you? Know fucking way on failure motherfucking jeopardize my home. Embarrassed my old lady and get them embarrassed. My kids for the long run. Dylan would would've bitch debt. Eat fucking! Cocktail weenies. Every fucking day I'm sorry. A mother father can't. Help me prospal! There's no bad. Nothing to talk about. You know what I'm saying how? You like the same Sitcom that I liked growing up. That ain't enough to make me say okay of the cheek with so and so oh, again, if being for Fuck with her. No, there's nothing. I mean absolutely nothing. That appeals me about this situation goes. You know. This. You Have Lawyers and. The thing about okay You got to find peace and all that type of shit, but that's going overboard for me. You know what I'm saying you had. Net have wives that are fucking lawyers. There will cheat on her mother fucker that stay in old Connell Lodge Hotel. I'm talking about hands Dan. You know what I'm saying just fucking. Pay leaving. You know what I'm saying. But the whole thing about actually. Sin Listening to music together smoking together. Comparing, favorite artists and all old time. Me Because I'm yet them any. Goddamn giving my dollars before I'm of India about new saying and think about Allen Away on these these these count-. Forty dollars chicks shit from I never heard against the let's just. 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Remember the Painting Goblin is Not a Person

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Remember the Painting Goblin is Not a Person

"This is due by friday the weekly challenge podcast merlin man alex mack tempting this challenge dome betas pillow is it 'cause you installed the beta i'm sorry god you're a beta i mean you're you're the beta jesus i agree so much max is gonna come a little bit yes i know he's on a super secret call kind of it's kind of something something off my chest yes please i'm i'm really really sorry dafter bring again it's like you know me i don't like to bring politics into the show of course not dateline sheboygan wisconsin what's funny not funny i'm i'm laughing laughing at the word sheboygan review has got arianna sorry boy boy in i i'm sorry i'm sorry gone i'm sorry today blissett me she boy gas i know she did you should circle back should be sure to be a thirty five year old sheboygan man was sentenced to three years of probation for clogging women's toilets and deland parking at his place of work that you do beaming was originally charged with twelve misdemeanors of criminal damage to property but seven of the charges were dismissed in early june a is gonna have a fifty days in jail jesus christ restitution jesus fuck not allowed oh not allowed to possess or consume alcohol or controlled substances oh yeah okay yeah kind of finish i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i promised myself like control this according to the criminal complaint officers found a toilet and the women's bathroom at the land community center clogged with a plastic bottle water was overflowing firm the toilet obviously check the restrooms previously evening in the toilets were not damaged their review ten similar incidents is big beginning in april two thousand seventeen were toilets were clogged should be determined who's like fucking nothing the city determined each instincts cost two hundred dollars in damage that's it that's it oh okay they're able to identify ever speaking with the manager of the temp agents duly t okay here's a nut graph according to the complaint beeman told police he gets urges do odd things like look for bottles in the garbage the plug toilets oh yeah you stop he fucking stopped when he heard the police were investigating are you are you mad about this story is i am i am i i'm next i didn't have all what happened to the discourse alex i'm sorry it's two hundred dollars per incident such a high price the pay per protecting one man free speech was why can't women just make it at home or a filling station what happened this happened discourse i look i'm i'm i'm so fucking angry and i'm sorry i just feel like this is just another fucking way the women and the people who pretend like them political reasons of ruining everything mhm wait i'm going sheboygan see here's the thing this has been such a journey for me 'cause i hate when people would would deliberately pocket public toilet but you know what i've grown i realize that was privilege and i'm sorry the minimum in what's the deal is called the lady starlit too much it's really really timely not i'm sorry i'm so sorry i don't like to bring this on the show but the discourse looks the discourse spit in anyone you find bottles and put him in a toy or send you the link it's in this and you look at the dog and the dog oh yeah no i'm i'm looking at it now and i see that a man what a website short oh yeah it's a hell of a thing three dollars fritz three months usa today eight dot com aesthetic oh not a dirty this part of the usa today network i impress period period typical i'm sorry i'm sorry you're probably is fired up about this 'cause you probably make toilet wherever you feel like we need to make toilet you like who you're boyfriend's house like where'd you go to make toilet oh anywhere anywhere i mean actually it wasn't an issue for some folks and they office that we do have basically basically soundproof a not even stalls new bathroom ruben grown on the story it's okay really let it go last little bit smarter pike where it's got it's got a little bit of a quandary in their lovely some kind of a dumbbell oh isn't that sad until you some the bathrooms which i think sports studio really you got unisex right yeah no that's not what we call them 'em what you say they are you about oh oh i mean we just say though we have been more aggressively taking them over with more like it started out with with just pads and tampons you know to make making introduce new technologies hope you will deport eric trump no no no that that is eight more of a personal object but we do have individual mason jars with a different like the different scales of tampons if you will like there's light regular and heavy as well as organic river and get you like you get like and if you care brand yes yeah it doesn't do shit coffee filter and fall apart just care i called in the save the whales tampon show oh man should dog sosa and so so who's not naming names what's the what's the title of a person who refills the mason jars oh notices and then a real levels resources they are in turned i believe they're called the hospitality intern let's look for the euphemism them is the joy division these women who are very happy to be in seattle last show come out no intern plug my whole boy evidence earlier today it's the worst i've ever had is it'd be it'd be other day you know i open are bespoke fridge that holes are lacroix boccia end what is it to chico potter co the fancy yeah yeah but you talk to you yeah yeah yeah i wrote a book but i noticed a at first they noticed the diet cokes the cans had been replaced with bottles and i'm like okay this is probably a one off thing like mario's in have diet coke and then yesterday i noticed there there was diet pepsi in the end i thought it was literally worse in a child sleeping on like like all right let's take us i think about it or not saying nope nope you pause from it and like okay am i ready to make this a big deal it's not that that sounds that sounds like a fuck you from an intern in the commode oh i would not be surprised i'm such a fuck you oh i am the person who i come sometimes i'm here they're very very late or very very early in some kind of like a ghost and that's usually when i go up to them like i'm so sorry 'em what's i can't remember her name i am a and i can tell now it's at the brass half my name is taffy leap i'm gonna call you browde at this point there will lower case i 'cause they signed that contract i oh boy i i wonder what sort of oh man i i've actually prepared amy a my keynote presentation tation about all the different dom goals not be up people in the office might need a tree this year old we should all the preparation strapping you sbc cables you're true oh boy a keynote presentation about you sp don't know what i mean because their shit let's say there's folks any office that are a little bit older or they just aren't familiar what the new you sbc a jungle lifestyle it's so confusing alex ross old genuinely like is it a thunderbolt is not it's sometimes i wonder if you could charge you can even catch up on u s b minis yeah the like yes cable thickness dumping sickness matters demographic that slider is it yeah it's it's just too there's there's that thin a picture of that then you sbc cable 'cause it's not under book thunder thunder about the thunder vote cable that comes with the new ipad pros and then there's one that is indeed thunderbolts that comes with be eighty water eighty five what a mac book pro its first first report for more power and yet there's more power end it's yes ended a us thunderbolts but a b u s b c in be like you know little skinny boy in the i may not be imac the i've had froze those those are not those are just you sbc they're not thunderbolt see this is okay but okay so this is so boring i'm sorry hopefully max will save us so or looking at you sbc i have some kind of thunderbolt on this imac milton fifteen kind of wonderful but i don't it doesn't have quote unquote you sbc as far as i know even my doctor that i got at the time redocking was it i don't think it has you sbc but like in like a like ven diagram the kind of giving diagram like what is so the little the little metal part that i would call the port of u s b c you could like without breaking they think stick that into a thunder bolt yes thing by lee if you are are so confused are we talking about the were talking about the little like a the skinny a little circle not circles butter those cold winter oh what did they call it a going asking inter inter what what the little little skinny ogle's those are iser you sbc or thunderbolts three there in that is that mutually exclusive no no no no no no no no see that's what i'm afraid of no they're not they are not oh when the daddy the managers bc like the more powerful one that's rivero thunderbolts is the more powerful and that's that's why with those shitty displays you need thunderbolts not you sbc okay mhm yeah okay no no i'm actually some somebody's gotta get there but there's a way out old tampon trappers anyway you got unisex is what i'm saying a ha ha ha and i feel like i remember you are our savior's here oh thank god oh don't need talk about cars anymore as you were jenner trent somebody talking about above peeing on the seat problem was not a problem in there were signs the crew the lead all the sides going up the science i don't remember oh like the passive aggressive wasn't trend wasn't trinh when she was there wasn't trend on some kind of a journey remission of all signage remembering that right it was basically the lake please please put the seat town brigade but nobody realized that deep cleaning folks were the ones keeping them up in asia so really we were we were just being the ticks this whole max max jeff breakout sorry that you match a someone on twitter was like oh last week with the episode because i max talked the most in knowing interrupted him and i was like i i agree finally thing i've always said you couldn't really great these episodes based on how many words it's like the debates right if i'm if i'm if i may a comment on this yes please on the title sorry i've gotta jump in i'm sorry merlin i've got a jump start please you you've been you've been invoked you have thirty seconds i when rachel maddow like point someone who she's like a a quickly twentysecond go my time is up yeah no shit yeah i'm only saying each of us is pregnant with a better version of ourselves charles i will meet you on that field peacock feathers are created by peacocks leading stores during the evening could become a peacock brother to pass a max toilet seat toilets was that people were 'em i see i thought of the deal is the people were pissing all of his seat fucking animals and they were leads up and so for a while people would make these signs and they would say put seats down explanation point they draw like and angry moji and they put it over the toilet aunt i have always you know there's a great i've we've talked about this before but there's that great blog post by marco about the tumbler office it's one of those things i read it online and really lodged itself in my brain and i think about it all the time and it's the paper towels and they said do not throw your paper towels on the floor but the one thing they could have done to prevent it would just put a garbage can where people were throwing the towel refused used to do and they added more signs i really i really what this idea in my heart and i've sort of made a decree in office but there will be no signs telling people what they can't do and maybe the signs were if you do assigned maybe we have other ones over the sentences to you're dishes don't leave the dishes in the end you know it's like no one believes more as the person who has often done all of the dishes before i go home at night no one believes more strongly than me that everyone should do the dishes it's like that's not the point the but but having a sign that says dishes you gotta look now you gotta leave without till somebody takes it down at obviously doesn't want now become less now become part of you office yeah but also maybe maybe best case scenario maybe it works one cause people come to the sink and they like oh what's this and they redefining they go i really do my dishes but then guess what on day two they don't even fucking notice that it's not it's just not gonna work it's like it's like those on the dog shit signs i told you about near my house like i still think about all the time i wonder if they're gonna come back it was it was like sixty two probes all these piles in the last month and they'd be laminated it and shit you know that that's never gonna affect the people who don't reid signs and follow rules they're just gonna think it's hilarious in her bill's gonna be like was a fucking and sign yelling at me like it's it's it's comical but also could be a branding exercise would you be happy if they did but they didn't like the wrong font right so so i actually think that there is a good way to do this which is i think i think most people i mean especially specially who work at her office there essentially good people and nobody wants to make anyone silly no one wants to make anyone feel unwelcome or inconvenient sam or on their day or anything of that sort so i think i always assumed that if people people are breaking the rules if they're if they're leaving the seat up they probably don't know what that means right they're not it's not they hate women and they're choosing to leave the seat up as a sign to disrespect one in its they probably don't know what it means people in the seat up so to me a good sign of something that's like educational where it's like once you agree that if they don't you know what i'm serious okay good signing something when you redid it teaches you why it matters so okay so basically the final we did put up above the toilets and i think was pretty effective at at cutting be a up to see leaving up was we said hey you probably don't know this but when you leave the seat off it makes the women in office feel really uncomfortable and unwelcome 'cause they touch you dirty toilets he discovered but that's concise and succeed independent clause and so you know it doesn't matter and assigned it's not a real it's you're you're you're sitting there you're sitting there being you're gonna read it how we fix in that direction that's a good point and so if you want if i know no you're not the kind of person who wants the the women her office to feel like they're not welcome it's important that you put them down to those reasons i think those lines were effective similarly veronica and i went to these chicago botanic gardens last weekend and we were walking around and there's a little spot that we like called a council circling at this little hidden area off and one of the gardens and you can go and sit on his big tree aunt up the tree there because it's kind of like around this little secret area over and goes to set it just covered in like a you know those like initials shows where people carve their initials into the tree oh and that's a similar problems leaving the seat up right everyone wants to do it and they're like well how bad is it really this time and maybe the botanic gardens even had a sign their own pointed said do not cover initials into the tree in everyone thought well i'm martin assign old everyone else already did it i'll just do it so we went there this weekend and there's a sign in front of the tree and it was hand written in chalk and it says there's no easy way to say this carving is killing this tree every cut into the sugar me very thin barks license directly we can be on the inner burden macquarie's water and nutrients from the roots and downs leaves letter by letter the maples vascular system law and the trees life expectancy seasonally not harv cutter put graffiti trees i took a picture that 'cause i thought that's a hell of a sign that no one's ever gonna carve into the tree again oh well the the people who reads science part i think the biggest mistake though when one is making assign is just try to make it jokey because they're gonna like take a picture of the sign put it on instagram and never think about it again i don't swim in your toilet you know paying are pool again yep yep yep yep but also don't like his those funny bathroom signs but people do where it's took a picture of like a half mermaid and a half mayor and it's like we don't care what the fuck you are i can't tell you if you're a half wall mode one third wherever you one of the first objective like it's just like gender who understand how long was not very proud of crashes well they're not middle like oh it's not that it's not that fantastic up in here like but also like you're making too big of a deal out of it yeah we take it sound like a goal and you're in you're in nine and a half you're right now you're up here and i need you to come down to like a three man no no no i mean that you should offices a firm my nominal career at the time ice ali be fascinated by a ad hoc signage and i participated ad hoc signage i made a lot of ad hoc signage i mean know somebody that a copy of paid maker i did all kinds of shit but it's always amazing amazing about that was the phrase desire pass you know where you could see where people actually walk versus like where you thought the sidewalks would go and it's so interesting even in the best designed places even at a pixar you or an apple you'll still occasionally see this i don't know if they last for very long but you could see where the intent of de designers and architects runs up against the reality of people using it every day and then i mean sometimes they're just trying to be helpful like there will be like oh you know just put insurance that excellent a vox video on bad doors remember the scene that oh yeah it's not just about doors were everywhere how how it's a very i think donald glenn it yeah but like it's done norm i think norms and talking about like how what kind of handle is on it should be at hugh for how to use it but no you get a door that's basically reversible and then you put one stickers it's a poll on one side minister says push on another very more stickers the saint paul ball ball ball ball and people still gonna do the wrong thing because it's not intuitive is i think that's red hawks lineage comes from a lot of the time is like no i just wanna really help you like the bathroom is down here it's look confused a really good way to do the push pause to put the correction of handles on the door that's what that's what he's saying yeah yeah exactly yeah but i mean you know it's i dunno that kind of stuff is so interesting to me do you know anybody who's been to be apple spaceship i have not but i got confirmation that these are are you talking about v anecdote where someone ran man into wanna be glass walls because i hadn't thought of that but just tell me more about yes a there was an employee who because these glass walls throughout the building are just so clean and so they just ran into and then i heard it's like this i don't know if this is true or not but the story that i've heard of it it's like endemic but it happens like all yes yes and even after like a few weeks other people were still doing it be well it happened at least twice and then they just put posted notes on their end because the teams are kind of johnny would hate that yes well he doesn't matter anymore that was the story was a he was mad about the post it notes wrote a memo but the butter he yeah he all the people posted notes should be clear i'm wondering why that show which i wanna go i wanna go to feel bad i know it's gonna be really i i know the people say that it's gonna be really boring and these are just offices but that's a lot you know that's a lie we've seen pictures of the fucking like rock climbing wall that has water cascading down it like i just wanna see that i'd i don't know like are just truly are office truly is a bunch of white desks in some people are standing and some people are sitting that's that should or blocked desks i'm not so sure lin manuel miranda took a picture of himself that pixar and i can i can verify that they do have cute character silhouettes i think it actually says men and women's or whatever but it also they will have like woody will be you know therefore the room and he's with his moral character well he's not the moral character i think it's chris jackson but still it's it's really not a good anecdote 'em unisex is really the future wait i'm confused start from dvr nary sorry okay i saw a white tesla also my daughter made a painting goblin i have a question about this new hobby you have owns a painting thing or talking about the painting goblin instance so much fucking offer mania boy oh good for her anyways what is he thinking that max with the latest her unfortunately as i said in her private text channel she did eventually become attached the painting goblins released him from from his artistic does put up some signs of remember your interest you're not become a jets training i don't remember the painting goblin is not a person furniture he'll only work will set him free mopped painting well it's more offensive call him a goblin you're making a guy well we don't see many more we say introvert a or no i i wouldn't be surprised if you can't make it super big and i think they took out one of the qualities though is in that whatsoever talking about the firm yup show last week where you were renting a very funny something chan probably post about making a painting goblin many clinton should do one of those edits where do we do this on the show wherever they yeah so yeah i recently on usually two bucks oh you know who i always liked was 'em we should get a a a adama a who opt edward james olmos i like he sounds so upset to be doing it previously on battle star galactica cranky if we could get him to 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days now the real game like god almighty a maybe we should edit this out because it'll be a better surprised when it happened in mike did accept my ad but in an interesting twist of fate he accepted the ad and he said it was very clever but he hasn't invoice me yet you've been in charge me i've been getting real holy holy shit you're the cock now you keeping it real worry you end up in so much money a situation where my from my my my my dad was so good i can't wait to my classes in northwestern i just situation where my my bank account got disconnected from my student thing and i missed and i missed a payment to north western and after a couple of months and i probably muted all the emails from so i didn't hear about it and then ever and then after a while i got a letter in the mail saying you oh northwestern seven hundred dollars and if you don't give us the money we will have a collection agency destroy your credit income after you're all they're gonna flash the men in black thing you'll forget ashley is an end they they they they sent me a threatening letter and so i paid them but now is it possible for me to have that done mike you know hey i owe you know it's like a reverse collection agency that's that's a reverse collection agency you you have you you you hire some dogs to go in and make someone except their money right oh yeah yeah but serving him with a number of cash we hire that guy to do this i think like if you're saying hire guy for five dollars yes give him thirteen hundred dollars in cash it'd be sorted also no no no you're giving us that no no no give give him like eight check birdie original amount of the helmet and then and then you're good but you see where i'm my thinking you know but if he runs he adds you're fucked again you thought you were gonna come out by yeah i don't know what this is getting so much worse no margin for error so i've been busy i didn't have paul said union voice also why michael k i would i would i would i would add more after you after you shouldn't be running around dr alex i did you did if you're maryland already talked about a new podcast i i really enjoyed it oh yeah talk about a no no no i liked are out of new podcast out it's called to had a girl all right yup in that's how you could find it on a pitcher up you listen the podcast anywhere podcasts podcast good guy actually really helps people discover the show and i really enjoyed were kidding but it's all good morning saying the max what am i take away is is i it's so interesting seems to me that you're certainly knows confuses i am but the like this thing is still confusing for you to like i got i got from the right yeah yeah i i like one mattie owned you were just like oh yeah and you're like i'm sorry very upsetting thing is the number one piece of feedback we've gotten his wow you talk a lot of you guys you talk a lot yeah yeah yeah i don't know what how to respond other then yes my wife i talked about what color paying her daughter's bedroom and i wanna say two thousand nine talking about you're talking about the cat of the cast sinking time oh god the cat yes yeah they're still alive couple i know a celebrity couple celebrity couple and they do they are very very fucking communicative but they also have an annual summit where they like a all the things off site and the kids aren't there and they like there's no cats there's no kids there's no talk shit instead of just like sending each other pictures of the cat sitting on thing oh i say look like their own couples therapy type kind of but like they're i think they're both super into it is like like here's here's the stuff i want to get done then i could use more support from you on like it's like a deliberate intervention you calling yourself six what other ways how by harm to with my ass how would you like every six months six months matching i go to like a fancy dinner and we bring out her checklist of not like or grievances but like okay what should we get done with the house what could we improve but see apartment like this next quarter like how should we divvy up like grocery shopping leaving her man even allowed to hang a picture that you have walls we were like i said maybe own a bad reasons i rather you didn't have walls you still sleeping on we are closed and get these stores or firehouse oh man well we do think like we we do make a checklist in a calendar of like what things we could ask landlord in when because we don't want about bumgarner time the shit out freia exactly like all right let's talk about the broken door november with the second most important thing because you don't want us where the deal and all these other ones like actly exactly trivial 'cause then you feel like a hero oh my god exactly yeah because we're gonna do the broken closet door first and then we're going to do the broken locks of what i wouldn't give for a broken clause holding oh man did max i'm expecting follow up from the debates on another follow up in the debate so we want committee office it's a pretty fun time 'em i dunno i for me i i don't think there's anything changed in in my view based on debase my ball the things i thought i feel like it's so you're saying well this person is the best a roller skating like ours i mean i think the one in in in sort of in terms of like political out you know fodder whatever i mean obviously biden took a big hit in polling and this is inevitable like the more biden has a bit of a of a hillary clinton problem in yeah the more they like him and it's always it's always been like that you just you just sit around and wait for his own goals funds is just saying something so stupid and then being really arrogant about like not admitting that it was a stupid i thought that exchange with camel harris was a was a really extrordinary i mean i watch a lot of debates and i have to say like that's gonna go down in those like clipper wheels is one of the alltime great moments in american political debate 'cause you could tell he been trained to like sit it out and be a gentleman about it but he couldn't keep it in a i don't know i i i was i have to say i was impressed by camel harris i thought she would clearly came off as the leader of that debate in her in her sort of conduct 'em end i just i sort of thought that i would really not like her like the more i i saw her speak and stuff and i it's quite the opposite demise speak why do you like there but that'd being fed policy wise on both nights to me it was obvious that everybody like it everybody was just it was the bernie sanders debate we had two nights of the bernie sanders debate well the bernie sanders over two years ago debate right and it's kind of their lives with warned about now isn't a no i don't think so i think it's i think everyone is talking about everyone is saying well i agree with senator sanders plan or i don't agree with senator sanders plan there everyone is i mean look at how much the party and the national discourse have changed as a result of this one old dude running for president no you're known i'm sorry i didn't mean to sound as i was reading that harian article yesterday about his wing and stuff on that harry an article i read it weird weird weird mojo to it yeah it had a weird i agree because i just should that guy really be that confident about like calling the polling like it's kim we weren't anything mystery but that aside who's a new nbc poll out today that showed the sanders gained huge huge ground after the debate that he's only a couple of points behind biden now i mean it's like this is i mean i know he's not a five thirty anymore i think he's at the new york times cnn but like you know part of what i love about five thirty at shit 'em and i understand why people don't like what they do but part of the reason i what they do is i think they're smart about segmenting things and segmenting all the things waiting all of the things and it's like i wanna know what the people who don't vote think like i'm not really interested in the wind mom perspective this point i'm not interested in the person who dreams of becoming a minor kind of perspective i wanna know about the people that are that are difficult to reach in didn't vote last time didn't vote in sixteen or eighteen 'cause that's that's gonna be it's all gonna i think i dunno fuck all about politics but my gut is it that's gonna be the story is can the democrats bring out the people who don't vote right yeah that's that you're you're you're absolutely right it's like the the there's also joe biden joe biden what he's gonna slowly road support until he he melt into it gelatinous ball it's gonna be it's gonna be a lot of up and down like you know commonly harris now that she's she's back and big were gonna hear tons about the shit she pulled around here when she was a prosecutor is gonna be a lot of up and down back and forth right but but you know but like who isn't that isn't that the thing max's like you like you always say that i think is really smart like stop trying to get david brooks to vote for you it's stop worrying don't spend time in money on that spend time in money on turnout for the people who were affected by the policies that king caused a huge difference but for whatever reason are registered or dover there was a the chapo this week guy came out yesterday i fucking i mean it was such a good episode man i'm i'm doing great i i know we talked to john richest man i'm i'm so grateful for that show john will serve form of their days when when listening or trap house is the only thing that makes me feel like i'm not losing going insane isn't it it's weird there bleakness can bring me so much yeah i mean like sanity felix felix had the total meltdown this is more felix had the milk yeah yeah it was so fucking good they were reading these these two different op eds david roth even in one of these other brad stevens right and they both the same op ed which is democrats better move to the right to get my vote and it's like what your vote whether he would like we already first of all like we just ran an election which i'm just saying which opposite but we just ran election where we tried to get moderate republicans to vote for us yeah and guess that's why didn't fucking work and donald trump is president and the problem is if we moved to the right to get the three op ed columnist to write about this kind of shit these vast majority of americans who are non voters will literally never get out of bed they will not care because you're not offering anything that will help their wives like the moat like centrism centrism in moderate stuff is not going to be a huge catalysts were bringing up the folks that are gonna make this eight meaningful action we we have to remember most americans didn't vote for trump most americans didn't even vote for hillary most americans didn't vote because they were offered anything those words voting for they they slept in that if you wanna win election they they need more good wallpapers action figure out how to get those people excited we don't need a single republican we don't need to become a little bit pro camp to get the republicans to maybe consider voting for us that's not the way anyway where we talking about the debates again i'm glad i laid out a debate is i think you know just just remember the lesson from history here is like in this stage of primary in all stages of these primaries you get real flavor of the week syndrome but the week syndrome is it's a big field and there becomes comes the sort of media obsession and fans of people the changes almost a month week to week i think we had up up a mayor pete season remember when they're everyone's talking about mayor oh see i i blew the whistle on mayor pete very early and i said this guy's gonna be a big player in the election i and if you don't like him like oh no i do not like mayor pete no he's he's he's boring i'm glad to have him in a in he's i don't feel like a a bunch on air pr clogged toilet season and now i think were definitely in elizabeth warren season oh are we not in harris seems well post debates where it's probably camel harris he's okay camel harris season come i think we might have even had a joe biden a sort of joe biden moment around when he got in the race where there is i saw a lot of joe biden mean joe biden generation and almost generation of fucking joe by more generation generation of joe biden pass the torch you know more about the the leadership ship and like the the politics of the politics but you have we learned that electing urge or having a vice president as a candidate doesn't usually work out to include i it's i i have to say i i think there's a lot of this is sort of a a real cable news neckties sort of type of prognostication where they're like did you know the taller campaign always wins in die or like are there like sitting vice president enter a novel his own party is never been all elected or this or that at this point white men who don't like milkshakes have only been pulled at nine percent have a very small chance i don't i i have to say spreadsheet i don't think any of that is it matters so much more of an innate silvery ns i it's interesting pattern i mean i keep it's like a thing that i'm i'm aware i know it is out there but it's like you know it is true that in the history of american politics the taller or no i'm sorry since since televised since television the taller candidate has always one every election does that mean eloquently yes oh south his television the taller candidate has won every election i feel like i knew that i would say and i really o n as a short american i was saying i know i'm really happy that hillary is gonna win hillary's white before with trump racist language ceo of height is in president's power oh i'm not gonna be breaking glass ceiling it's more like getting a step ladder is gonna go up in value that step ladder to get the glass laid off his shot more like clean the glass a shot does that mean so we know that it's true including trump watching the tall since television the tone is one every election is it follow firm that we should always dominate the tallest candidate right yeah you know what i mean like when the 'cause there is a certain logic that right of like well maybe we should be getting nb eight stars to run because they'll be taller than trump and then i remember when you click on the link that it just simply will would i lean toward let's see if the side pat is capable of course not only turns out my god oh i love this oh yes this is awesome yeah we took tells overlooking i'm rolling i i love this is the first return showed up for what accidently search terms and a correlation and causation shouldn't graphs and it's just it's just this idea well everybody knows correlation is not causation any turns out that where it's like yeah but sometimes it does but a this is just a bunch of on uncannily strange graphs about them to correlate number number leap around by oiling into a whole correlated with films and nicolas cage appeared oh my god it's staggering oh my god this is very upsetting this this should be really you know if you got you got the scene painter when they're done with that bring this went up per capita cheese consumption correlates with number of people who die by becoming tangled in their bed sheets wow wow age of miss america that's why the age of miss america correlate almost most one to one with a number of murders by steam hot vapor and how it was done by curling i i really feel like looking like thomas friedman column generator later this month this is all good the letters in winning word of scripts national spelling bee correlate with the number of people to buy venomous spider anyway i just say like like i don't i know the whole curse of the vice president's thing if it losing if biden lose the best candidate with the best policies i don't think the curse of the race residents would apply to him but they but there's some why does but then i think you could ask what's the underlying reason of why why do have that curse and it's like well maybe the previous incoming vice president is inherently defensive position where they can never you know they always have to defend the past and stand up every mistake was made in the past and they never come out and wipe the slate clean and say you know what i wrong mom was ronald but history can be important because if there's anything we should learn from the last three years it's that nothing unprecedented happens anyway i my mind i might make a painting goblin don't mind me nervous just my personal feeling after watching the debate i think it's gotta be it for me it's gotta be sanders it's gotta be sanders like i think that's the way i looking at the chapel i i'm sorry i think it's a way for a second joyce marian i love her so much money on the show hey why did you how did you meet rio ways what's going on with that alex wait wait merlin what what hold on what's happening sorry it did they see a photo of you kerry oasis that's something that did he say as you wish yet no no but he did talk much more than expected a good actually actually are oh he's not so good not as good as matt smith but like real close 'em i'm actually a he looks nice he was a little too nice like i i really don't know a he's got like the johnny deafening going on where like he he there were many people taking selfies with him like he was like above the way above the waist above the boob let's do the shoulder but his very odd coloration on the mic don't wanna touch johnny depp was there any touch the food you were saying like i like i like bernie mariah carey always out to where you're excited about site often i mean it was really fun to rachel but you like rachel the hairs i don't care a no she's incredibly attractive but this is just a coming in right now you really throughout the entire script tonight turning out the entire scripted starting it's one of those nights boy he likes in the debates answer the question real quick before oh my god are looking at least thirty seconds morning answer the question please dresser russian thirty seconds go oh i've always been a reminder you have twenty five a harris who's really fun to watch still like if if i could you there would be warren but i think bernie sanders is only thing that'll get people out of out at a bed how world let me say i have a couple of i wanna give a couple of quick thank you i twice in the last couple of weeks have had some sort of technical problem though is right in merlin's wheelhouse i had such a nice time with you and are visit other day it helped me so much did it really had no idea you could do that shit a oh see what it is right now yeah yeah so i had to well i'm gonna give the first one which is so i sort of looks small like little technical things and i thought if i didn't know merlin and i wasn't his friend who's just a a listener merlin's podcast i'd be sitting there at home with this problem going boy i wish i knew merlin 'cause he's probably the only living person who's thought a boost so obsessive about this exact specific topic but he has the right answer so the first one was i wanna give it a dehumidifier humidifier for my basement guy at one manfred this job and i thought who would know and i thought how how do i get a dehumidifier and is it even the thing that i want and i and i texted burlington within ten seconds he sent me the exact product i should buy hold me out of plummeted in the whole thing so thank you thank you for that yeah and it's got the hose attachment which is like i haven't i have to say it's it's sitting in my amazon kurt haven't pulled the trigger on it a little costly and i'm i'm thinking about it maybe they'll get it this week aunt and then another thing i had well i don't know how much do you do when you get into but i had a little 'em file ocean organize my magic videos and flex and i wasn't sure what the right sort of yeah we we figured out how to make smart playlist yeah it's very it's very cool i have a whole apple and i'm using and i set up by hazel rule for myself we is very productive i i really solve the shit out of i really i talked about i i mentioned on back to work would find out what a fun time that was well you're you're very very welcome you know the whole world the the the consumer humidity and a air marking time five percent higher in fact it's all very complicated you know merlin i just remember this one thing which which is just honored and just thinking about files with humidity really do asked i asked her so little you know really depressing oh boy did doug should we do the chance thank you also i also had a problem so i i was dealing with my magic dvd's all weekend andrew as ripping a lot of dvd's and thank you also to casey less who i ask a new casey has this crazy work flow of of oh he's got his he does this analogy thing why don't wanna say copying i don't wanna say casey takes his blu rays and then put some haircuts on his computer signals from plex because that i'm not sure if that's legal but he he doesn't do that but he knows a lot about it and so has cases like is this the right thing by doing the right thing and he sent me that he vomited out such he sent me a fifty thousand words on like dvd best practices frog dvd codex and stuff and and i'm i am implementing a system but also casey you have to publish this like you know so much about this and it's so good the system you figured out so hopefully i i a i hope a case i think he said he's gonna try and do a blockbuster something about this and put it up but if anyone has that problem problem definitely a considered yeah the list method wants his posted 'cause it's fucking cool yeah that's one of those things where like it does really helped have a sharp a rabbi or whatever because like there's so many ways where like you don't wanna go i mean i've noticed stuff where like archive media that i have on my plex like one thing will play fine in the lg plex up the doesn't wanna play hardly at all and apple tv app could be a beta thing but but in any case like if you really want somebody in my case i learned a lot too so yes did you know the m k v is named after russian nesting dolls i'll go whoa right that is really cool so oh man that's oh that's so that's so cool i don't know why i'm so excited about that but i am i just never thought about was casey he's on the podcast what apple leaving install debate us so really who's the cook now challenge challenge merlin it was you're not my challenge oh yeah yeah i mean we don't talk about it but 'em my my challenge and it was to get a in listen i have to remind everybody not to do this because we had it is cause for work and how do you how do it but what you put in iowa's amy in i was thirteen beta onto one of your devices that you wouldn't mind having it on into you a heads up for me the genesis of this was well of course i've done that 'cause i'm an idiot but also i m i n talking to alex and texting with alex i have so i have had so many questions about stuff and i i saw this as a as a time to to learn from alex is wisdom's but did everybody with everybody else so as soon as i am using the iowa public beta on my main production number one apple oh yeah oh boy that's exciting and it's right here big my path for now gotta look i dropped my i pad and the reason i smashed it and i didn't get apple care oh dear because when i and then i bought it they're arguing apple candlestick now what do i look looking idiot who is this man i got and i just i just i draw i was at the marijuana signing bill an a kind of a cool in front of some politician in my eye nagged just like spilled open i have compassion down into the payment smashes so i replaced it and i got a big screen i pad how do you like the big boy 'em you know every so often i'm like maybe i should try the big i pad and then i'm like i don't love it the normal on that is the correct size you so often i get it and i'm like maybe this is the the faintly and also not not to jump too far ahead but you know i think the thing is if you want a big i've had these older bigger bigger bigger i pat is actually kind of better like if you really wanna use a keyboard that's part of the cover that that one is better i mean i got the bridge for the big one the the now current big pepperonis i hate i hate it is no find a type on whereas now let's jump ahead but i was thirteen a makes make the smart what what is it alex what size were talking about i don't see the wrong less lebanon church notes a little boy called there's nine point something no are we talking about these regular i pad definitely happen yeah 'em it feels feels like you know i mean the the compression of how the real estate is used is so much better now it feels bigger than it used to even though it's the same size in her hand you know what i mean like having already icons tighter together and 'em at least in my experience it's it feels real good to use on that size american idol even stuff and yeah it's easier to boost their fingers i think this is what were you using it on the eleven car the big the big one i it's also my main and also only i know it's the smallest i've had pro okay yeah yeah 'cause you know it's it's i i went i went there and used my main main device i'm surprised you don't you put it on a baby animals okay yeah i i all right as mentioned my friend of the show oh yes you hold out i think on multiple shows her having i did on everything to i i have the does data on my i had nobody else our listeners are allowed to do this but like it's fine they were i don't think they need if there were no no my my main reason i did do it only from a challenge but i i've stopped doing the betas and the reason is just you know apple this is my personal reason apple releases new hardware every year and i actually get a at least a new phone when it comes out an to me what i've realized over the years is a big part of getting the new phone is the new iowa fucked up you're gonna feel funding fresh yeah exactly the harbor in the phone doesn't really change that much year over year but to me like what's cool is getting the phone gets faster and run the new wireless really quick and yeah it's it's fun and funky it's it's funding funky and i want it to feel funding fresh and put the beta and you could just be slow clunky beta and you're old thing and then you get the new thing and then by the time i see what you're saying though 'cause then by the time it does come out you're like well i don't even remember what's different about this yeah this isn't so great what do i have a new phone now and it does all the same things in my old phone like it it it it it's like saving a little gift you know it's like unwrap it you could listen i'm a i'm a grown ass adult riding a gift christmas presents and i could open up anytime i want but i saved him for christmas you feel you why because it's more fun to do it on christmas morning or fun i agree i agree 'em why did i do this on my story is so contorted but like it's it's a as a god here we go silly season this will be on the next reconciled differences will come which comes out next week but 'em and we did talk about betas and running them but like i i accidentally went down a path right ask for alex is help but what i need to put this on i was just gonna put it on my very very old junkie by pat pro the total another cool new one but not no i that's how i ended up getting cattle you know my computer which i do regret and then i thought the i know there's still this opposite was waking up this morning thinking about this challenge and i i realize like i'm so bad at this i'm so bad at this 'cause i do the most rash things a with something like a bit i haven't in me to do rash things like this but then they become incredibly timid so like for example i have been converted on my notes and reminders of liquor could mean family and all that stuff so i don't even get all the fun out of the risk but i took are are you all new stuff like reminders and notes and there's new reminders yeah they're walking reminders all new completely rebuild after makes it easier creation you would have to know it you can have like nested a sub tasks and it it looks more like made things yeah they they they made like baby omni focus i guess i'm i'm kind of disappointed by it i know i know i know i know i'm not a muslim by the yup yup these murders yeah i thought they would have a little bit more depth but you gotta there's too much poking to get into what you want in terms of like sub tasks and you don't really have like in in by i i wanna inbox inbox person because then i put it all in the right spaces and yeah it's it's fine i guess we'll just see when everything is not like i i'm waiting until the public public beta street put it on matching stone has right now it's totally broken and if you're one of a no you can have nested folder stir you can create them on iowa less as well at like before you couldn't do it on i o s m because reason i guess i don't know there's a lot of yeah yeah yeah 'em in i i dunno not a huge fan of notes but that's no i i don't dislike it 'em i'm rider die for bear yeah i'm moving on mir life so this is the thing with some of these things is 'em i dunno i mean this is not particularly typically exactly germane to to the challenge but it is a funny balance to say like okay i need this level of power andy this level of simplicity on the other hand i need balance that in a way that sensible to me like i will give up this amount of under simplicity to get this kind of power and vice versa in some cases and so like and i'm not gonna be that guy but like that's my me i stole a task paper i wish tasked with better support it and i o s f b i get we're thinking problems with dropbox these days where it's for some reason stuff is maybe the catalina is not always again duplicate some stuff like i hadn't normally but like in my case like you know reminders is good for reminders it's good to remind me of something out rive eat at a certain time that's really good for that first task management yikes it's a for me personally like that's gonna be task paper or that's going to be 'em like a un index carter and it's just it's like it's it's it's it's not smart enough to it's not smart enough and powerful enough to be that fiddly yeah it it works with syria which is nice it it does and that's the thing is until like there's no better for the home pod which bums me out because how can you break a home pod you know a in that maybe when that that is the thing all using more i i don't know it's great for are shared shopping list which is now broken so and that's i mean that's part of this is that you know one thing that's so funny what we used to being windows about is now the thing one of the things we find most valuable about with some apple stuff 'em integration when he speaks of creepy to us mac users that microsoft windows in particular had so many conduits in all these different places and it seems so creepy they weren't sort of fire walled off today that's really one of the primary values of using apple stuff in some ways like i cloud is come so far i mean like you when you're if you are doing this i o s thirteen beta you're gonna see so many different things things that are like okay this family thing has been enhanced sharing thing is easier now daily de all those kinds of things which i think is really smart they wanna see their growth in services where they realize that's the best opportunity for growth isn't services so it makes sense to have the hardware and the software like make that better and easier and if you're not fully committed to being timid about the stuff that would make you screw that up share with family you know you're not seeing the benefit until it's really done curious you seem very bothered by people telling a lake publicly saying don't install the betas and i go well it seems like there is they be in you're bonnett as you say i think it's i think it's actually extremely good advice an dumb i again this is ruining my other podcast but there is a very very i don't think i said this year i'm pretty sure the syracuse but there's a very funny tweet is emblematic of why almost everybody should not be running betas 'em which is a guy who is like anybody else getting a forum for trying to install the profile come on out what a terrible rollout we move like there's really really sick with died from it really fucking one boy if he had done what i had done where's my treat him like you fuck up the thing that's not out yet wondering you do a search in really just see at least two sides to this for sure you got to do a search and say like you know a i o s beta profile for four and like you'd see that's how i found in sweet everybody complaining about it so like he has in curiosity visit and stu about the quality of apple software as he's mad did he can install the it's like yes i do like you're pretty good canada's firmer maybe this is not right for you know somebody like alex i i i'm not even sure i know how to follow radar but you're out there giving direct feedback which is why they put this out there i'm having fun with our dear friends who i love very much because i don't even wanna see 'cause i don't sound like a dick but it is it is everybody has their reasons for saying that and i'll say that i honestly i can't say for sure like legit like yeah if you're gonna be traveling if you're gonna be doing stuff if you if you know if there's never a good time fear should stop working if you are thinking about running a beta i would say consider doing an first of all do the public beta which still no guarantee but do the public beta on a device that you could afford to do go terribly wrong and even with all that said syracuse sort of icy not to because what if it screws up you're i cloud data and you don't even know it for week so anyway i'm having fun with are friends because it is it's sometimes funny that when you get to say it's for my work it has this two sided thing to it when you say oh boy don't anybody else run this army developer or i'm person who writes does media and there is something kind of funny about being a person especially amongst are media friends whose job did giving themselves is to do reviews of betas they're they're gonna talk about and until people they shouldn't do the beta because it's not for their work and it's it it it just it just kinda find any it's good advice it is good advice and you're like oh but it also it just adds an element of danger of like oh i can handle this but you can't i have the handle this cause i have i have a tough job of writing about betas i just think it's kind of funny and little bit privileged to do that to like say like you're not getting it on this fun 'cause you're not you're not ready for it an m n you're not playing at the level that i'm playing out where you can handle this kind of risk is how it feels sometimes it feels like a brag filter brag about like when you make i've had goes a long way and then you're which come see that's my favorite new i've had cool it's very cool white enjoy it while but i don't like the goes away on this mode when you have it on this one of my ass adult yeah yeah it on a grown man let me have my job apple i i'm a grown man i know i know i know i know toilet and i know how to deal with which it i know i know that they're sitting in their in their glass circle and they go well if we let the user put the widgets on one though i pad of the long way it'll make their icons too skinny and you know what i'm a grown ass don't let me ask you army i can't i got skinny happened okay look i i know i know i know we deserve better that is a better solution the it will it will have only it was always a little bit of bamboo under the fingernails but i could never learn where the fucking icons wannabe i've had to learn to different ways with a little disorienting but yeah man i'm a i'm a i'm a i'm a grown adult i know that will make me i can't go into a problem when i was wearing not if i'm a grown man let me let me let me let me ruined my own i packed maybe not having on by default that's what i'm saying oh boy which by the way the other thing isn't on by default a lot of things aren't on by default like vietnam you do at this other then put the widgets on also these widgets straight up broken unless you're about other things the though when you go in the long way in the widget mode incorrect were showing which is okay anyway max is a grown man disappointed let me ask you this what would you do have on you're i pad or you're i hope you enjoy i'll say i do if you have to call has is the king of counter widgets very good and you have to do the full calendar view 'em i really enjoyed deliveries app this is a straight out of the merlin man playbook but i have delivery i have some g mail filters send on my nonsense to deliveries reason august automatically a justed by a june cloud while it by june cloud and then it puts it in deliveries i could see where my my amazon my kitty litter is i i had they'd be next brand thermostat as he often in my house house and i use an app called thermo watch thermo watch gives you nest controls on your watch but it also gives you a really cool widget alex these are all this is all the federal office and i can't change the temperature writes my i pat if i want we could do and mister robot taking heat everybody out of there and i have a carrot weather i think they have a good weather would you what would widgets oh there's a just press record as i don't have this on my ipod but on my i found that almost every day what other widgets you guys using on my phone i have shortcuts 'em water what's it called a water reminder a zero which were later oh it's the kito thing 'em and then what else oh fantastic how a clock which tub or i'm sorry not o'clock kill zones which is by under david smith that tells me if my friends are in different countries and then a working to another country z mike you i mean okay the people in our country is no no you like from friends who were traveling abroad like if you're a scheduling a guest for a show like you you you for bastards surgery in such a weird time zone like i feel like no no no no no no no no no no nine main zona central it has central right in the name it's the men one you're fucking too early no way yes you're on your way to were were the fucking goldilocks okay all the tv's on and guess what it's on exactly the right time frost yup yup it is okay 'em laker game of thrones a and i also you right now it's broken but i'm on the death of or i'm sorry on i'm on the public later on my phone and normally i have time murray lives there which is the time tracking app a mobile right you know but with my had what did you have their most is number one you got under which you can pretty much the same on my i pad oh draft to yeah yeah addressed dress has neat stuff for that i mean i i don't think about it as much as i should m i have got you're not living the lifestyle i mean i might eventually it's kind of cumbersome to spend a lotta time 'cause i think it's kind of cumbersome to get through the process of deciding what should be here 'em in their stuff i really wish were there they can't isn't there or currently isn't there the drives me nuts but i've got a i've got some weather the weather underground i got deliveries a got a calendar there what i wish there was rain i wish some easier to cause like you currently in with doesn't matter that's what i wish her well then you could see who's at your door eight or nine minutes ago you can't do ring with you can't do ring with amazon routines yet and it's frustrating oh you're still doing that i no ions rule what he's talking about i know i don't know i have mastered relax de measured rocks i morning like we're we're pretty much a home kit household going on look down on my alexa with that nonsense i yeah we were all were all fucking home kit it out and out everything works on home kit kat home kit fucking turn the lights on a more interesting so much it'll theoretically eventually be able to do i have that i make i make i think fucking sing and dance in works great and here's me from clear across thousand words ono parts fine no no no it's like it's it's like i dunno it's like having a a golden retriever with excellent hearing it'll it'll hear everything into practically nothing practice amc i wasn't my basement as practicing a car jerky other day where i needed to produce a car i have i have about in the trick i have about two to three seconds to produce any named card so the trick to work and after kind of do it while i'm like talking and it's very you have just after we gotta like split you got like split your tension yeah it's like a ten thousand times thing the kind of making real smooth and make it work and so i was i was trying to figure out how do i practice this without having a person their names card and and all of a sudden they go like you know like siri name a card in syria was like i don't see any artist called car shut up here hey siri stop siri stop which is that real serious stop yes it's a little bit and and then i and then i so then it just it was like oh i'm sorry i don't see an artist called card in apple music whatever when i was like fine it's not gonna do it but then i was like alexa name a card and elected you're fucking did it looks sorry hold on hold on alexa a name a card in maryland have it go no 'em anyway i will i will not be more excited about about just in time with it 'em there's a there is a lot of stuff going on here 'em as with tv ls it's gonna be interesting to see like what went on american you just make music alexa do a card sock hang on this is great this is really good great audio turning on alexa name a car crash in the cleanup stages marlin merlin but look under you're mouse pad and we've got a new rosanna mouse pad so it's gonna be interesting i noticed this view s where like right now 'em you picture in picture inside of the tv up but it's not in other places and i i don't know the answer to the question like who will choose sky see a lot of places not wanting to adopt that there's so many reasons to not wanna make that terrible tv app better people were make tv west better for people i see netflix saying well fuck you know way arena do that we do not want you watching video in a little postage stamp while you watch something else so but i think that that extends all so much of this the power of what what could be coming for traffic just really really just improved really good well crafted stuff and then there is stuff about like who will adopt us in what way there's there's so many things in the ecosystem i'm sorry i'm not putting was making any sense like it's it a lot of stuff in iowa's thirteen like someone stephanie apple universe isn't excellent idea but not everybody will implement in the same way right all the stuff you can count on doing that way but like if you wanna continue to choose any kind of other stuff this loan apple thing like you know how will that work in recent example this then i'm filling me at this point but anyways i i i like using the mouse is not is another thing it's crazy i love it i love using a mouse while you were you using mouse mhm what else is this thing what else do i do shortcuts shortcut okay well actually no you should not touch shortcuts until it comes out because it is very broken in a way that it is shortcuts already out yeah it's it's just this there's some sinking issues that are a like there's some sinking issues and then if there's a way that's where most used short cut you off on you i got a text mattie to bring that i am home an that what what is going on one of those milestones that rotted birth okay okay hold on you're coming home on how much more workers can't you just open up here thing and be like i'm home the well i'd say that but i just say it to the thing and then it triggers a bunch of stuff and then it does the late this is why i like my amazon routine yeah but you got it but what happens if you can't talk to at what happened what happened what happens if you if the wise out either why the wife i going out is something i deal with eight or nine times a day i wanna answer my question i i that's the number two no you didn't answer it what is it do okay what is it do it sets the lights do exactly the way i want them which it already so matty's home notice matty's home no there's two there's two instances i'm coming home and i am home okay so you're so matty brown right yes they're they're watching tv yeah waiting for hours come yes you come in the door and you're like hey did you tell me i know he's gonna turn all the lights on no okay when i play it like heroin like actually some well sometimes that will change it and she is really my prank machine 'em but v from the great harvest yet it now and then also a like you you can do this without you could do this just with home kit or you could do this with with echo and just say i'm going to bed but it turns like everything off it turned on my like little soothing playlist on my home pod and then it sets a timer for when it's going to go off early when be be 'em home pod turns off does that make sense and that's the key is like finding the the h the you particularly want a scratch even if it's letting other people yeah there's a there's a whole bunch of routine making now that are like west a time murray like there's a specific things so it would i could start having real pain and yeah so i remember you know what i want you know what i want is what i what i want is every week alex jones i'll be edited by friday and if they if they a text messaging in the tax message is a is a you are all of its on drop off okay i got home and i sort of short cut the where i could do that lincoln's making oh no deaths that's not possible i've i've tried i've gotten i've let now that's not i can't listen to the episode in in a in a in a there's no shortcut to put it in there you'll be like would it be like apple script like messages is not very friendly that kind of stuff like we one of the thing of like oh go go pull out all of the links that have been mentioned here in the last eight days or whatever and it's i don't have an easy way to do that yeah there's there's also no easy way to upload anything to overcome i'm i mean i'm sure you knew something like keyboard maestro or apple script astro will be better for that the oh yeah because there's the sideline oh you're you're you're you're you're not in walls and drama how do i yes you build the wall and gramma house where you're wrong trouser you're like oh jeez grab it morning fucking things start playing the radio and cooking and this is bad how it's sort of cooking you're bacon and i dunno it's weird i liked i liked to wake up in the smell of bacon septa no he's totally now what i want for the below in the going home one is also say arm my my arm and it doesn't currently sports i mean if i had an alarm can say it but i don't wanna say two things i'm not a monster i i see well no no no no you say what i've done here back oh yeah i'm turns on the lights sets my wife to the setting that i want you know earns on k q e d at the volume i would like this morning let's you know would be good as if i could do one that would play over the most recent podcast and overcast but i don't think i could do that yes no can what we hope hope hope on yes if you have if you have created a shortcut hold on let me go hold the sue i would do that if i had it was like good morning and it turned on the lights more ling marlin mac i want the british i want my jarvis to say good morning i want it to turn the lights on in my bedroom and then i want us to start playing the top podcasts in overcast on my siri ball right hold on i if i don't know if we have this technology but if it could rub my balls that'd be great at the heart to heart i gotta work

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An Early Look at Holiday 2020 Trends

Etsy Success Podcast

22:55 min | 6 months ago

An Early Look at Holiday 2020 Trends

"Hi. My name is. On your shares pet shop on that seat. William with Rockwell masks. Fantasy. I I'm Jed and I'm tests, and this is the success podcast. We are part of marketing team at at seen broadcasting from our homes in Brooklyn. This podcast is powered by Z and is your source for tips on improving your shop and inspiration from your fellow sellers. So tests Hello Hi yes. Did you know I'm GonNa give you a fact fact. I hope it's fun. Well depends on what you've. Done is we're closer to the end of the year two, thousand, twenty than we are to the beginning. Well yeah that's that's an argue as fun fact. Yes I mean it is. It is August and you know what that means and. I know that you're selling on see this is prime time start thinking about holiday holiday. That's right and I know that means it means that you talked to Dana as he's trend expert extraordinaire. That is true. We talked about a lot of things. She gave me the lowdown on. Halloween thanksgiving and beyond. Oh. My goodness. Amazing. What what are we? What are we in for? Give me a little tidbit give me A. Little taste. Well, one thing that we're GONNA be talking a bit about is citrus. Taste taste is the appropriate word. You see what I did there. Yeah, I actually don't love the taste of citrus but I do love the look of it. Oh I love boasts Both of those forms. Yeah. I mean it's bright and fresh and just saw a little splash color. I'm feeling better about the rest were already Michio. Let's have a listen. Okay I have Azis resident trend expert. Deny some Johnson on the line from her home in Brooklyn Welcome back to the show Dana Hey task so happy to be here as always always happy to have you. So we're talking about holiday twenty twenty. Can you start by talking a little bit about how the holidays are GonNa look different this year kind of generally speaking yeah. Okay. So this holiday season looks and feels just a little different from. What we're used to So we know that shoppers will WanNa make this one of the most memorable in special seasons yet. So we're all taking a moment to sit back and be grateful for what we have, and of course, celebrate bills. We love in our in our lives. As shopowners you can do your part through offering as many personalized in standout details as possible and not to mention because we've all been indoors shopping is happening earlier than. Ever, before, well, it's because we're all behind a computer screen and tablets all day, which is really sparking us to look forward to the most wonderful time of the year. We hope before we get into the holiday shopping trends I wanNA talk a little bit about two of the other holidays that are going to be coming up first Halloween and Thanksgiving. So let's start with Halloween what our shopper is going to be doing differently for Halloween because we're. All GonNa be at home shoppers are really going to be into making their own costume creating a fun and engaging trick or treating experience for kids at home baking. More yummy. Treats that first of all baking has been such a surprising uptake. Moore of really think at baking treats will continue throughout Halloween celebrations, of course, incorporating mask into the costume, and then we've talked about this last time, and this is above the keyboard not bridle but now costumes. The. I remember you were talking about above the keyboard weddings last time you're on talking about trends. So what does that mean for costumes? Yes. So for costumes because again will be spending more time at home, but everyone still wants to celebrate Halloween. No I do on. So now this is about how can you be super creative again because people are only seeing you. From the waist up from your keyboard up. So really putting the emphasis on the costume from the keyboard up and then I think another thing that our shoppers should continue to think about too is backdrops because again with these celebrations happening at home, you WanNa have on that cool above the keyboard costume and then also have the greatest backdrop behind you to really. Wow All. Of Your Fellow Virtual Party attendees, Costa Script for social. Media, obviously. Exactly. So you know what out to keep talking about some other things that'll be trending exactly that tests like photos. They matter the most right now because not only do shoppers want to share the beautiful pictures, creative pictures, but they also want to show off how creative been and all the DIY that they've. Done so I'm really encourage our sellers to think about how can your items be broken down as kids because it really gives shoppers the opportunity to let their creativity shy but be guided. Of course, by our experts. Aka are incredible community of shopowners. So we've we've got the party atmosphere, the background the above the keyboard you're baking treats at home, you're making your own costume. Another thing that I do believe is going to be spiking for Halloween specifically will be creating scavenger hunts for shoppers. So again, this is really thinking about how things can be deconstructed in a way that shoppers can put their own personal flair on How can you perhaps create? SCAVENGER hunts for parents to create a their home for the kids. Is there an adult version of scavenger hunts for shoppers in and we'll talk about more holiday focus things later on but as a sneak peek, one of the leading themes for this holiday season is all about games insult. This scavenger hunt idea really starts to lean into the popularity of gains because again, families are are staying at home. Okay. So next is thanksgiving. Hauer buyers. Going to be approaching that celebration this year. Yes. So with more people, kind of again staying put, we're GONNA see more friendsgivings were probably see fancier dinners because they're going to be a lot smaller gatherings. You'll also see gratitude gifts because were kind of staying in this moment of water. We grateful for really showing appreciation not only to your friends and family who are so close to you but also showing gratitude to those essential workers so. A lot of at sea sellers have already start to see I'm sure that many more of these will come up but these gratitude gifts that you can give to your mail carrier or the fedexcup person or you know your local Deli, your grocery store worker who's really been there for you and your family during this time, and so then you also think about you know how can you bring the outside in because the temperatures are going? To start start to plummet soon, and we can't do all of those outdoor activities like we've been doing over the summer. So when it comes to the outside in a for your beautiful Thanksgiving her friends giving dinner, how can you incorporate elements like Hind cones or greenery or bamboo or other natural elements that shoppers can bring into their home? So what does that translate too are settlers in terms of the items that you can create to offer? So, then the flip side of that is if you're in a warmer climate place and if weather permits people are going to, of course, continue to have the celebration outside to be safe in and perhaps allow more people to come to their celebration. So for our sellers think about how you can up your outdoor safe fabrics for throw pillows, mats, rugs, all of the things to again make a really special in standout outdoor celebration. I also think this is a really great opportunity for our vintage cellars who curate the incredible outdoor furniture in cocktail sets. The celebrations won't be as large of course this year but that doesn't mean that you. Can't have those special elements incorporated into the dinner? Okay. So now let's get into the trends for the gifting holidays that happened in December what motifs or patterns are going to be big. This is very exciting because we've got some standout trends that are quite different from what we're used to seeing, which is exciting. So the first one I want to talk about our citrus motifs. So this is another way just like I was talking about earlier for shoppers to bring the doors in in when I really like about this is that the citrus motifs it's refreshing it's bright. It's happy in it's a new addition to decor from those traditional themes at that. We know in love for the holiday season. So you'll see the citrus prince in wrapping paper ornaments and when I say citrus I'm talking lemons, oranges, crimen times grapefruits any in every type of citrus fruit that you can think of and when it comes into products at especially seen like really beautiful dried citrus reads hand painted elements on on ornaments, but it's just such a nice refreshing new trend to see for the holiday season than the other one that I love is an indigo dyed motif which is called Shiburi. It's a Japanese dying technique that uses blue diets very similar to tie dying, but you're just not using a variety of colors it's. Just. That deep indigo tone in what I love about this, that is really coming off the hills from one of the most popular trends of the summer high I mean by was such an incredible explosion this summer and it continues to be very popular. But this Sheboygan trend is an extension of tie in it's creeping into the holiday season. It's just like a little bit more sophisticated. So what I think would be really great for our sellers to consider are things like Shiburi stockings or tree skirts or wrapping paper of courses is always a good one but just get creative in see how you can add this interesting touch to some of the traditional. Themes that we typically see for the holiday season. tied. I has just been so huge. You know I know in in our last episode, I had breezy of breezy t on here and know that you're familiar with her. Big Band and she said that your tip about tied I in the summer trends episode inspired her to make tie-dye Eric Sary's, and then they started selling immediately. So cool. That's amazing. So those are really fun themes what about gifting trends like what gifting trends can we expect to see this holiday season? Yeah. Okay. So first and foremost I think this year Cards are going to be bigger than ever because it's such an easy and personal way to share a note with with your family and friends and I think if you WanNa, take the cards up a notch. One of the major trends that I'm starting to see our what I'm titling lasting greetings. So these are like your traditional holiday cards with know great festive sayings on them, but they're made in either acrylic or wood or bamboo really long lasting materials that can preserve the holiday sentiment beyond. Just this year. So thinking about how you can really personalize this item for shoppers who visitor your shop in this item could be framed or put on the mantle, and then of course, save to be re introduced into the home decor the following year. Yeah. That's so cool. I like how it can double as this piece of artwork and you know I've heard that some sellers are doing a similar thing with board games and making those really aesthetically interesting. Can you talk a little bit about that? So. Just how I mentioned earlier when we teased you a little bit about games, a big interest but family game nights are going to be huge in that. That is again because we're spending more time at home and spending quality time together I think that is like the real positive thing to think about during this kind of unique time that we're in. But how great is it that traditional family nights are making a comeback so whether you are creating a checkerboard, a Chessboard Match Games, any everything that you could potentially think of in terms of games and I think most important thing to consider our sellers is to really consider the design aspect because. While the game is fun and engaging for the family. But what makes this set of games really interesting is the design aspect because Ken this items sit shoppers home and look like a beautiful piece of artwork and be a game at the same time, and also for sellers is there any way that you could level this up even more and offer personalization to add the family's name a special date, a picture whatever that may be, but this is really a time to think about those traditional family games and how you can potentially incorporate that into your shop. And speaking of Personal Zeeshan I know that typically shoppers Z. Z. as destination for personalization surprise. Delight. So I was wondering, do you think that will still be the case this holiday? Absolutely. And really I think this is GonNa be one of the biggest years for us in terms of personalization because people this holiday season really they one of purchase gifts that have purpose that are mindful You know we're in a new head space. The world is in a very interesting state right now. But what I will say is that it's time for reflection and buying. Items our loved ones and having a real purpose. A great deal of loved poured into the item is extremely important. So some of the items that I love that have already seen that I'm sure we'll continue to do well are those personalized recipe cutting boards. Diy. Candle kids because again it's really driving that force of of an activity to do with your family and friends and. A really want sellers to think about the fact that even if families aren't together in the same room, they can still do these diy's but virtually. So maybe they're making the candles together virtually in they're still being creative and having having a good time together and speaking of being together I also think that community togetherness just all around is going to be a huge factor to consider when creating. Your items for the holiday season. So some of the most popular items that have been really really spiking in the last couple of months that I truly think will continue to live on the holiday season are those gardening essentials for family especially in those warmer climate areas and then I haven't really seen this. But as we continue to talk about how our sellers can deconstruct items and turn them into a kit, I think that something like scrap book essentials is really a great way to get your family and friends involved in. Something that's super personalized and making long lasting memories. So if you create scrapbooks there a way that you can add a personal touch, can we create something like the traveling scrapbook and you know a family a family gets to add their personal touch I. Know I would be into that for the holiday season but just something for us for our community to think about I love that idea let's like the idea of mailing scrapbook to each other. So everyone can kind of add their little piece I love that you're going to. Dinner. I'll gosh all right I'm going to get on. So. You know last time you were on the podcast you talked about summer loungewear a little bit and I know winter is also big for comfy clothes. What are you seeing in that space autists comfort isn't going anywhere. We are going to be lounging around I'm Kinda love it I like that I haven't worn jeans and a long time. So consider adding like oversized knit blankets like I love watching those process videos of a lot of sellers using their arms to knit the net the blankets they look so comfy and cozy throw pillows because this is a great time that shoppers are adding new touches to their home decor and throw pillows are such an easy switch out. This is really an opportunity for. Shoppers to incorporate comfort in every aspect of their home decor. It's really just like the thought of coziness to the Max and in terms of clothing like you know we touched on this a little bit but I think matching sets has been super popular. So are there some ways that are fashioned sellers or vintage cellars? Really can just step up the game of cozy at Leisure And make sure that customers veal's stylish but comfortable at the same kind, and then of course you know personalization it's this is our bread and butter. It's it's a no brainer if it makes sense for your shop to offers by all means, give it a go. So it seems like you know since people might not be going out as much. This season shoppers might really want to deck out their homes even. More than usual. What trends are you seeing in holiday themed home decor Elliott so shoppers will be creating the most natural holiday experienced his for their family because if you're going to be spending as much time home you WanNa, make sure that you feel joyful and comfortable and happy especially for the holiday season. So you know in terms of diy decor decorating. This is a source of joy. People are learning new skills. They're getting more crafty. So as we continue to spend more time at home on no I am and I'm sure other shoppers are also discovering their new talents in trying new things. So in terms of our sellers, like how can you again deconstruct an item that will help shoppers turned their home into the most magical holiday experience do you want to offer ornaments? Can you personalize them? Are there reads it can come. As a kit, all these things that again, that are really just going to spark the most joy and the most magical holiday experience for shoppers in their families. So shoppers, of course, come to us for the special items but this year it's been really interesting to see how now becoming known as this destination for everyday items as well. Yeah that's right. I. Mean Listen. We are now a destination for practical everyday items because. We have a new normal. That new normal is spending a lot of time at home and shoppers want to keep their home comfortable functional, and of course, reflecting their personal style and they're coming to us for quick updates to turn their space in to Leo Aces they've always wanted. But when I think about those everyday items that people maybe wouldn't have come to our community for in the past but. Now they're coming to us for that personalized Mug that they use every day that may be used to be at their office, and now it's in their living room or they want to find a handcrafted organizational supplies for their kids because now the school is at home or like on mentioned before baking kits that have just been. So incredibly popular I think bread baking kids. Was One of the most popular of the baking kids, but we offer so many other options. It's really incredible and I'm I'm just so happy that shoppers are coming to us for those items I. think that that is Everything Dana. Thank you for once again being here where can sellers find more information about holiday trends? Absolutely. All right. So sellers can check out our trend. Report on the seller handbook, which we've linked in the description for this episode, an news alert, Mrs. Really Important So we know that the trends are changing very quickly this year. So we'll be bringing you fresh updates throughout the season. So cleese sellers keep an eye out on the seller Pan Book at Sea Seller e mails, and of course, your dashboard where the latest. That is it. For today you can find links to the trend reports in the description of this episode. As always thank you for listening and stay safe out there. We'll see an extent.

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Ask The CLO 06/16/20

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09:19 min | 8 months ago

Ask The CLO 06/16/20

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Time now Steve's favourite segment asked to see a low chief officer, and if you want advice from the CEELO, please submit your questions. Steve Harvey F. M. dot com. Okay now Steve One is from Camille in Laurel Mississippi? She says I'm a thirty nine year old female and I've had the same best friend for twenty years recently, I made a terrible mistake in judgment and had sex with one of our male friend. I share all. All the details with my best friend. The guy has a girlfriend and we're all friends, so I felt really bad about it two days ago, he called me and was angry. Because friends find found out, I asked my best friend if she told her, and she said that the girlfriend had a right know I'm not speaking to my best friend now because her loyalty was with the wrong person, am I wrong for ending the friendship? Well No, you're not. But Your lawyer not was misplaced also. See if you all were all in group and you all were friends. And then you slept with one of the girls in your group. And then you told your best friend. And is she turned around and said I think the girl had right to know. That shows little girl code y'all be doing all the time. But so you should have thought about that if the girl was in your booth. And then you'll girl told but eight which aw, do y'all always say I would want to know well daddy's. died by your own little theory I think ladies any opinions. That the best friend should've told. I, don't think that and I agree with you. See I agree with you I think with the best friend, the best friend code I would want to know my best friend news so it. It's levels to the code. You kind of doing it all together I. Don't know how close do yeah I don't? I have to loop it on. I. Don't know why she had to run a damn mile get. Them we're best friends. And then the other one were friends, but specifically said that one girl who told. Friend. Well. She told her best friend. And then she went over there and told the other girl 'cause. You don't know relationship she had with the other girl girl might take she her best and to I just felt she should know. Down with? This. Okay this one's from. And Louisville Kentucky, she says I am five months pregnant. A lying man we dated for year, and everything was great until he told me that he was married when. when I told him I was pregnant. He told me he's been married for six years. He also said he's got another baby on the way by a girl named to me. He said that he felt better after he came clean about everything. Now we can move on from here. What I just! I'm not trying to raise my child in this ghetto mess, but I need help and support. What should I do now? I mean what else can you do? You know you, he he. You need help with support. He's GonNa have to pay Chow support. But I don't think you I. Don't know if you're gonNA have an ongoing relationship with whom unless you just get? Okay would be other. 'cause he been married for six years, and you just found out, but he not only been married. He had another girl pregnant. Yeah, that's why you pregnant and Y'all. Don't even know to wife and wipe. Don't nobody WanNa you talk was married after five months. Now no protection. Yeah you can have it for five months. You can either. But sure the girl you're cheating with two okay yeah. y'All have been tricked by the I. Don't WanNa run him off. Wage a lot of women you. Sure and so you end up going along with a Lotta stuff trying to send way gold. And you like Paul. Say you end up, said. Why aren't you using Protection Steve Still? Up to. Okay We're moving on People. Yeah. They can get it so yeah. Yeah, that that is a general consensus Please get your child support though lady. Henry Mask. That's good advice. Together. During the do. You have a hard time pinning his baby on me. Agent. All Right Steve here's one. Remembering. Yeah. Henry in Fairfax Virginia says. He'd I guess you can say that I'm an old fool. I'm a single father and a one hundred percent disabled veteran I've been dating a thirty nine year old woman for two years, and doing my best to keep her happy, and she has very expensive tastes. I recently found out that she's been cheating on me and going on trips with another man with the money that I give her I feel hurt and used, and I just want an explanation. I can move on, but I need closure should I keep trying to get answers or just let her? Off Listen to me. I wait wait, wait hold on! What did you say Tommy? Thank you. Would not do that. Well, you know. Okay, let's take into consideration. What time just thank you for you? Serve you come to joke. I don't know how you are, but you name Hinton thanks yes. was born before nineteen. Somewhere before nineteen seventies. So Henry now. You a one hundred percent this able. So she getting all your disability chair? That's a big Jim as she traveled. I'm assuming here. You can't go nowhere. Own Hey hey. I'm just no, no no Steve Nut. Erode and and my food a hundred percent. This disabled I'm assuming you ask can't go nowhere. In your fifties or sixties, she's thirty nine. She's spending all your money. She going with somebody wall. Skill. He one hundred percent disabled what you re to say. Thank you for your service. Tell me is coming up with run that prank back right after this. You're listening to Steve. Harvey Morning Show. Hi Guys Katie Lowes here. Actress, mom and host of the parenting podcast. Katie's Crip a show that helps women navigate the colossal changes that come with motherhood. You'll hear from resilient Mama's knowledgeable experts and me asking a whole lot of questions, it's real talk that offers real perspective on what it's really like to be a parent, so join me new episodes published every other Thursday. Listen to Katie scribe on the iheartradio APP, or on Apple podcasts or you get your podcasts. 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I WRECKED MY POP TRUCK

Atl Paper Chasers

25:43 min | 8 months ago

I WRECKED MY POP TRUCK

"Yes sir, Sheboygan, Jamia Pricey. Old ATF PAPER CHASES DOT COM babe. Come a member of the website to get free radio rotation in Winfrey Money Eighth Year. Paper Chases Com and be sure to check out my podcast. eight-year Pampa testified castle owned listening platforms. You feel me. Was To business main J. Mail from ATM. PAPER CHASES DOT COM is up in the build invaded and I'm telling I in often get right until the shits. About, you know This little car accident. Why implant in car accidents I'm going to be real. You know what I'm saying, but this one here was the. Funniest. Car Accident, I've ever been in in life on some real shit. I got to tell it from the top, and that's why I had to pull me a glass of. Fairbanks. Court. With my pinky up. Do you hear what I'm saying? To tell this story you know what I'm saying to calm me down and put me in perspective of. Man Look. I was on my way. To Atlanta. You know what I'm saying. Him were I wasn't on my way to Atlanta. But. It was in the works in people that through his party in central. Mississippi South Delta wherever the fuck you was. It was called. Rolling Fork Mississippi. You know what I'm saying. They just party in me and my homeboy. We used to take troops. All the time shadowed. Wayne Guida year. I'm John. Welsh it. Partying and traveling to go see win William. Real talk. Man! And You Ain't gotta he don't drink. He didn't drink or SMOKE IS SMUGGLE BLACK MILE BAGGED IN? You know what I'm saying we was. Fresh out of high school or is was we still has I don't know. I'm not sure now out of high school. Because I was on my way to get my life straight to get them come Atlanta. Anyway! Man, these folks had a birthday party down in the middle of the fucking Cornfield. In. Between Anguilla. In missile. Angola Mississippi. Enrolling Folk Mississippi Year. I'm talking about these little towns, and so fucking small is like Mega. The population probably be like. Three Dow's in. With both of those towns and they like ten minutes ball at earm-, so. Yeah, over the populations together be like rebounds. But hanaway. We used to go down and get a lot of money angling state. Goes Down now you take the guy down half a gallon tomorrow fucking Seagram's denounce. Be Indeed with us being from Greenville which is North West Mississippi up there by Memphis. Goes Dowd Dope dealers. Do them saying? Real help man saw Ama my boy, eight Wayne Guida drove his van over to my house. You know what I'm saying and we took my pop struck. You know what I'm saying. To go to south, delton. Tell. You had pop like Tool percocet its own way. I always die to human then. I had. A couple of the imitation -ly. Like earlier that day you know what saying like Robitussin in motherfucking sprite. RATTLES Then, You know what I'm saying. Later on that day, I got home to the real lean. The permit. You feel me. Met, the pain cop, sir. You know what I'm saying that I make my sprite in I drank that shit away. They're you know what I'm talking about. And And I. was chasing with mom. Bits Eagles that ahead wholesome reissue. You know what I mean. Hiccups and all this shit. I'm GonNa tell the store had ills. I ain't practicing Michigan. I'm telling you it is at wounds. Nagel. Had those though. Own ways there. Do you hear what I'm saying? I will fucked up before we. Get Deaf, man's you. This like a hour away. From. Our little town in grave him Mississippi. But they think Greenville. Boys just got plenty dope planning. You know what I'm saying and yes, we drove like. Blues draft like my pops F one fifty. Hours Polo down and I just both my mouth glaze them bitches costs five hundred dollars for the frame by themselves ear. Real Tell Ano- naiad them Glasson Haskell when I graduate ask. then liens call two hundred dollars A. Two hundred dollars together. You know what I'm saying so glances called Sam hundred dollars. You. Know what I'm saying because. Yeah, you get local home so. e-especially feel. And so bit me being a special Amigo. Neither had any special design. Do you feel what I'm saying? I was down at bitch like Carlton Banks. Powell's Braxton heartbreak Fraiche Down Beach. Do you hear me? Looking, good smelling. Drank into. Pails, omen planning fucking. System, do you? So we get down there. Do I had fucking drink all day found out. You know what I'm saying. They knew I was coming in Atlanta too so Nigga Day. It was all you could drink. Yes them, legalzoom contrary. About. I came and count. How many bottles of my fucking cheap motherfucking? Jian, these legal like. Most! The Boston fucking princes legalzoom's gene planet hail gallons of gene so I don't know. How much don't they so dead? We hear them, but yeah them. Thank you deal those because they. Get to steal. Do just to get a bottom fucking. Half a gallon them all fucking Seagram's dean down. So negative we come with. Major Yellow Maceo dope to. Now we were. We we just get access to pills. And I'm Tom Matt so knowing this model now name like Deborah Unum. And then she'd lose driving in the night. The F. One fifty was current at the time. You know what I'm saying so shit in. It was just being paid off. Pop Jazz, paid it off. I just got a crown vic. Alicia when I hang out the Crown Viki at having it. You know what I'm saying. I didn't get crowned, but anyway. As! I Guess Oh fucked up! I will get so drenched in where. From being dehydrated from smut drinking lane, you know what I'm saying. Dancing to every fucking song down at Bitch. Boy Eight Wayne Gada get him at Chico from the could your. Idea might think with the. On saying. That I went out to the fucking my homeboy. Let's say Dan. Went to Cutler Uram. Anyway we don't want to get into debt. Anyway. So should, we had drank so much negative, my homeboy, it wing guided. And to get my other Contra homeboys down now. They'll be back in a truck angle I to your house out obey, but I had money and address Goud and I was my business, but when I audit at politics. Do you hear what I'm saying? It went guided him. Note Him, so he knew it was all loved him. May! Habit when we get on the way back home, nigger, ask slope then. fucking way. From al.. Until. About five minutes away from my house. I'm saying on a roll Kyle only the role. Dream that. We was going off to fucking cliff. Hours fucked up. You know what I'm saying and I looked over my homeboy and I'm looking at him. He does at the fucking wheel. And I'm seeing the dishes from real made a we relevant. Alf. Hit pushed that tone. Wake up and get the drive in the shit. is coming toward us, so he veered. Oh, so we wouldn't hit them. We will slap them on the fucking telephone. FOMENTO, him. And then you know what I'm saying. When it went down in the ditch, so motherfucker and fall that Nigga, we had clam up. Them niggers dead. Solace Rick Dame ceus nomo. That's ID. On cliff. That's the same role there my. Dad Oh man br burger price. You've them, my folks man. You know what I'm saying, but we re. Rick down a little bit. Full is very days rule between Greenville and Lebron. niddle! Hit, then motherfucking windshield, if when fit this O- on the whole windshield came up. Real talk, man and I went through it motherfucker. In Oh. My homeboy clammed out the fucking Wilson. He, the whom, in Highland Crying and shit. I'm down Hamson feeling the blood scheme for me like a mother fucking water hose. And My own blood krant. Oh you kill my boy. I killed. My boy added killed my boy. You know what I'm saying like. Who the fuck you. Did. Steal fully fuller they drink. Top two more park percents while the Dow Nip. So Owls Addo. When I climbed out the own. I'm Kranish. It to like. You Kill del boy. You Kill Them Black Oh you. Know when? You know say. You. Look. You today he. said he's A. Grammy me as they got down. To. Thank, God you'll have. Thank Agile Oh you know what I'm saying Bucci. I'm still tripping like. What the fuck do Knicks. We can't leave homeboy down there and then they say. Bring him. So we get a homeboy. You will don't boy. Steady talking to me bell. Oh One that I was talking about that I thought I killed. And I'm like. told. They told me shut up and you know the folks. We almost hit was like. Major Way ran off the fucking see. We left a whole fucking crime scene in you know what I'm saying. Dodge them, folks. You know what I'm saying. 'cause at homeboy. He has stayed on it a fucking trailing. Shazad. My boy, big main foot assis-. That's what we tell them about. My boy big-name stayed on that same rule if We ran for like a mile. Uram saying. We ran for like a whole mile. Down this same role. Until we got Knicks trailing NOCCO, his fucking dough. My homeboy, trying to pull me up. steel blue blood is king all shit. You know what I'm saying he like. We not Michael Fool. Big My counted motherfucking dough like homer Simpson. Do you feel when I'm sane? Six Five. Four hundred pounds. Do you feel? You talking about. Just, straight just straight beating you him. He's six five four hundred pound. In! Wills Up, you know. He came to the Dole of his mouth Untidy Wade. He's just straight. Tidy away, does not. Know Stop smells slip was no nothing just break. Droves because you know. I guess he didn't know the fuck space, but she. You know we come into the dough. Nothing Shit like we craze in the mid on the fucking contrary. So yeah, I guess we along here WanNa put no pants on you. Anyway. And you know he asks what the Fuck Avenue Oh. I'm like. This folder kill the boy man we. Needed this lab, Bro, you want eight. We handle. Homeboy was me and you know better. I am still Graham at our homeboy that thought. We kill, but shit would know about open. The trunk would us, but men him saying. It. Oh Niggle Maja. We still left the crime scene. The whole fucking truck is over our guest in people's called the police. You know what I'm saying because. Wills in the middle of the country, and then we didn't hit Nevada's house, but it was a lot through trailers over them even off the cliff. And Put on some clothes. Took me and my pops down career because we stay right across the street from hospital. A. Broken down need to go to hospital man. Yau need to go to high school. In now mouth and take mad home. Go to sleep your. Abby straight. Nigga is still got. Glass in my face, if date twenty years later your. And the police. Knocked on the fucking dome. Saying in my pops imams divorce in at the time. Nigga told me. Too You know what I'm saying. Go let my mom know your and she stayed on other side of town. Let her know that I hadn't been an fucking rig and Mama's looking at me. Shit, you're. A. Fan We came back to the House with Mama Mama was like what the fuck happened. You trump what what happened with him and they all just went up and then went to sleep your arm in. The fucking police! Had Not only. And was like you know were. You know because it was my pops truck in my POPs Nary Uram. Ray, we found your truck over here fucking. Off The cliff over down holy role. You know edge was driving. You know what I'm saying A. Driving his homeboy driving, you know what I'm saying. The police came of my bedroom and said. You wake up, man, you sheets bloody. You blooding all know Shit. You know you even take a bath. And I'm like okay. do I'm GonNa just go to sleep. Abby straight in Nigga tell me. If you don't go to the hospital. You could just drop dead anything. Do you hear what I'm saying. So, if you don't go to the hospital, we don't take you to jail for underage drinking. Leaving the crime scene? Later when even drive in. Say. It. Get up, and let's go to the hospital. You know what I'm saying and they didn't charge us nine. You know what I'm saying because POPs Newman new them. But. That would've been a maverick. But. They. Just won't me to go to the hospital and Shit. Nigger they had to get old fucking glance at my face in like acid nigger. Steel get last in my face to this day. They had to cut my eyebrows off your old at Ocean. Just to get the glance at my face. You're. Been You know! They had to do. Like. Procedure. Will, no heavy procedure. No Shit like that. They just had to get the at the glass out of my head, so it wouldn't hit my Albo your arm. This shit in my fucking good at your. Disposal Readership I'm far. The went at in fucking nearsighted in. Your so get almost got a good. One! I can see that I'm like do. They, could my fucking eyebrows? So I'm still to this day walking around looking like mother fucking uncle fester from the motherfucking addams family on this bitch, light nigger with no APP browse. Did you hear what I'm saying? When I looked like master appeal seamer back in the day, but now I, look like a fucking addams family care of them your. Real talk, man and I say that CEO is for real. I'm. Glad. I didn't drive. You know I'm saying San. DEFUNCT UP Dang about, men Won't, myself to, the. Hospital You know it was right across the street honestly. Didn't know about. Hold me up. and. I had to walk myself back to the House. They Walt Whitman, but they didn't Homeo-. NIGGLES Got It so romantic it the whole day, not holding me up shit. I learned a valuable lesson. You know what I'm saying. It wouldn't that they didn't have my back shit. That Shit Nigga. You'd WANNA to get out here and get drunk and GATT bloody urine, so you got the whole up for this. If you drink you. Know Addo Yourself Together. So. That's what I took from it. They didn't explain it I. Just took bit from an easily. Medal. But I tell you one thing. What eller from? GIN that fucked up. Going to a party. In having a fucking. Homeboy! That a fall asleep behind the wheel. Middle Hour drive next time. Do you hear what I'm saying? But thank God for Uber New you hear me real I never be caught behind no wheel, driving drunk or being in the happy in the past inside of an overdrawn, but shit. Lubar is a fucking lifesaver, and we would have had it back then as still wouldn't have paid for it for because I'm got down cheap and take no motherfucking ride. Our away no well. Do you hear what I'm saying just to go? Get drunk when you drunk at home. Do you hear? Him. A mob boys them. We look back and we laugh at this shit. Now reissued ain't talked to them in a minute, but much loading them as much lower on my pops in that promise you POPs I'm GonNa. Pay You back there when their baby you're. As way anytime, you call and ask me anything. Always get up and just do. or I'm doing cash up to you. Will you own? Do Cash Out, but? So. A whatever you need, I guess you mind. If you like which are? Donate a dollar. To my cash dollar Sanjay Aiwa. He'll PR SE. The Game J. A. Y. L. P. R. SE in. If you won't free rotation on my radio station, go to the website. Eight year paper cases DOT COM is the whole social media community feeling with. You to my space, facebook form and instagram. Form All in one. And a radio station you cannot go wrong on some real shit man for real start giving away free money all that ocean, so subscribe to eight year paper Tastes Dot COM jamile prizes in the building baby. In mine message to everybody else don't drink and drive. Feel. That's real help me. And don't do. Don't pop pills. Shit! Ain't cool. 'cause now that I can sit back and look and see know how I used to function I was a damn fool and money implant access to Drool Jeremy had to see a drugs. My making at the Astle drew from on back against the wall, but also rare shit. Nigga stay away from drugs period. And don't lean without me. Do you hear me? I'm out. Jamile price is left the building.

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Aliens, Instagram and Brody

Elvis Duran Presents: The 15 Minute Morning Show

13:20 min | 7 months ago

Aliens, Instagram and Brody

"Problems. It's human nature to hate problems, but why is that? After all problems inspire us to mend things ben things make things better. That's why so many people with IBM on everything from city traffic to ocean, plastic new schools to new energy flight delays to food safety smart loves problems. Ibm Let's put smart to work visit IBM, DOT com slash smart to learn more. To Four. Would you talk about on your on your podcast? Strand percents. Shell. Talking. I. Don't understand we. assumed. But here's my question. Garrett and brody aren't figuring it out at the same thing and Sam. So how come the two of them are fine, but then the third one is not fine. So so brody brody uses a many computers. To listen and he sometimes not plugged into the correct one, and his computer can't update so Yeah, that's. A hold on these past. Maybe I could ask him ask him. Why do I love this poor brody did. I think he's connected. Oh. He can't hear us the cameras not on though. My question is that he knows what time we this every day like wacky start setting up forty seconds before we start doing it like like you set up forty minutes before we started doing. This, really matter because it's a podcast, but we waited five minutes to start this in the first place. Yeah, is he there you they're? Not He has to here's what's going to happen. He's GonNa have to call on the phone. He's going to have to listen with his cellphone. He's going to have to watch us on zoom and he's going to have to talk. It was microphone which holds. We'll Scott. The food do that and not Garrett. I don't understand why Kenny. Garrett's Mike and Sam's Mike has a headset on a headphone Jack and so Garrett's plugged directly to his head to head the microphone Brody's does not have that because he didn't want to spend. The extra eighteen dollars correct who get that microphone. Shut. Microphone Right. have is. Holding the microphone headphones and the bottom on the ball. Yeah, yeah, that was an extra eighteen dollars. He didn't buy that feature. Roni eating behind he, he didn't WANNA. Pay Extra FROGGIES, one hundred percent right and I've been arguing with him about this on the Brooklyn Boys podcast because it's very simple, spend the extra eighteen dollars. Get The headphone hall and you can hear us, but now he wants a cheap model I pay an extra eighteen dollars for an extra hole any day of the week. I mean I. Don't know about you. Can. That's all it cost. and. Get him the damn eight. No. No no I know, listen I follow your train of thought froggy, and usually I'm about that, but if it's going to cause all of us inconvenience every single day, it's GonNa be what two bucks a person convenience. I see this content. By the whole entire new microphone. You can't just by the microphone. You can't just add a whole to what is not that kind of thing. ebay supermarket going on in his house for all these years. He's got A. He could move that frigging cheap. Mike on Ebay for like fifty bucks probably getting more than he paid for it and still turn a profit because that's what the guy does. He's probably listening to us right now and just not talking. And he's he's don't want talk, so we can say yeah. He's got to be able to hear US goes. Camera turned off. Character that by the way looks nothing like go ahead. If. He paid the eighteen dollars guys. We would not have had so much fun with this. Remember when he bought the microphone, scary, told him which one to buy, and he said quote. I'm not made of money like you scary. I'm not buying that one and it was. It was eighteen or twenty dollars difference yes. Olive get the snow blower. This. Snowball Go on urban dictionary. That's completely different meaning. It really does. What were we going to talk about before? This sidetracked the last four and a half minutes. Aliens or something about Aliens, yeah! He said he saw alien excuse. What was the story Garrett? All. Right your microphone or did Brody 'cause you stretch. Brody clown. This is ABC Garin. Garrett's muted hold on a second now Garrett is definitely muted I. Asked to. unneeded. Listening to this podcast. You really should just go watch it and I. Got To watch him over. There and my back. Won't all right there you all right? Sorry about that brody. Computers Audio by the way, and not your your microphone. Yeah, yeah, no all got screwed up from here. Talking talking about Barstool on Marino. No, no no relation to some of our friends there. Was A. he's a great talker. And his teammates said he was late for practice the other day, but he came in with the excuse that he was abducted by aliens, and they believed him because y'all of those. Guys on his team, so they're like okay. We're not going to question the. He's a leader, so use a duck Balian where you're gonNA say he's abducted by aliens. Because I've been elected by aliens I think. You have. A stroke. You didn't get abducted by aliens. By aliens. Four five and okay, when I'M GONNA. Tell you is what a lot of people that have been abducted by. Aliens say so. I was in bed and I. had this weird dream that there was a spaceship over house and I. In bed by shared a bedroom with my brother. Hovering over our house and their lights, and making this worrying noise, so I woke up. I woke, and then I look out the window and it wasn't a dream. There was an actual spaceship and I could see the lights. Going around in circle was your, but were you hook up now? Was! There was no progun. Hang on, okay, so I remember I was more. Was So scared I pulled the sheets up over my head and like just. Could his still here the worrying noise? And the next thing I know. I wake up and it's like eight hours later. I hadn't moved a muscle. And I was still in the same exact position as when I fell asleep and I told myself to sleep, so they say that when you're abducted by aliens. You. Does this passage of time that you don't know. It was just last night, right? No Hold on our game to. Air Two versions of the. Here we go, so so this would cause brody pop back in the room for a second and realize everything he's still. Okay so native twenty you say that though Guillermo Moreno said that he felt the same way you did, and that he was gone for two days, and then that's how that's why he was late. Yeah, it was eight hours like that I mean just blew by. I woke up. I was the same exact position and I was just so freaked out and I think I don't even think I've ever told my parents I don't want to admit that I was probed, but I believe you. Leg you talk, you don't tell your parents. You think you've got probed. PROBE THAN I didn't know what. Was told me thinks he got probe last night. He told me that earlier today. Different probing different. Pro I learned about probing on that episode of South Park Cartman. Probe. Carping Thing is this. Kind of thing. I learned about watching a VHS tape. I wasn't supposed to be watching when I was twelve. Learned about it firsthand. Probing Why would they take you? There must be something they put in you. Did they put like a chip or something? Scar on my ankle. And there when I, touch it, it feels like there's something underneath the Scar I. Think I've been chipped by an alien. Okay I couldn't. Let me say. No. You never mentioned this to the doctors or anyone. Say. How credible with that tell them this? or You just told us to see what their reaction is. Drink. Like one of your eyes all that stuff, you just stick your ankle in there. You can't do that. Yeah, see what's under the right. I know you're going to do my brain, but we do. Take My. Story. I'm sorry, you guys don't believe me. No, I only I'm on board with you and I have one more question they did you see them? Did you see what the aliens look like? No I did not. Green. People. Tell me I look alien all the time. Right so I. Kinda, see it. I'm not GonNa lie I got the big is around face and all that kind of stuff. I wanted to know from you if it was confirmed some do show yesterday on my instagram slid in and decided to tell me that it looked like an alien. Then we got into an argument about it, and I think challenged me to a duel, but I'm not sure. Hold on wanted to fight you. Rowdy. Are you serious? because. It's too easy to take shots at you so I'm not going to do it. I understand that that's rude of me to say, but it was true now. Did he leave the comment I'm after he gave it to you. Why he left it. After he tried to say you don't know where I am. You wouldn't say that to my face. Say to my face. I was like Oh you don't know me. I would say it to your. Like Gosh what left. There Scott O'Brien. Think! That's a very common name to Scott O'Brien. O'Brien. Yeah people have just been extra trolley lately. We've all had our own little incidents of trolling scary got it. FROGGY got it. 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Jump Out The Window

2 Dudes and a Chick

1:33:31 hr | 1 year ago

Jump Out The Window

"Any time you want don't be shy. We'd good it get it. Let's get it. Let's go. He comes inventor forwarded things. Now you good talking to the first part. It'd be a little weird but i hear some gas prestigious man. When the beat draft graf okay here we go right. Okay <music> an online canterbury commute trick. You know me nigga gimme the baby. I ain't gonna be happy. I'll get my paper. Nigga ain't no favours. Just me how how gimme the bab e gerry how he noted negga pretty. I'm just chill. Tell him il just move. Don't what i do you you. You know y que me author. I know you talking about in a so far up embalming man. That's my <hes> second week. I came pretty tragic. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is either with you. You are seeing you. Would it be like you. Just let your intro you ca i. I'm telling me it is. Jim got me worn announcement but it's all good. Let's get let's jump into this show sheboygan mississippi as deep pretty handsome down one. I know p._w._g. Pretty white teeth chief when they know me as priest daddy riding in a caddy long leg daddy sorry ladies. Keep your weight and go ahead and say what's up. Hey with that ladies do these. Days is terrible this doctor jay what's up y'all their sugar and we gotta guess on his show. We got alley. What are what are popping man. How you doing man life is good man. I'm happy to be here man. <hes> you know create some dialogue with my peoples and you know shoot shit show. Let's get it in here. Hi everybody cold. What well we just do last weekend. We do something y'all had. Y'all had sunday to remember. I really don't because he was drunk. Wait we were well. We didn't y'all just go to the wine thing and stopping drink their stop. All my mamma liked junk just blurred me dog yet <hes> matter of fact it was g birthday and he <hes> we had at a winery rocus we out there like like doc say man we out there stumping grapes and <hes> <hes> kicking here kicked news real dove by man. I never and i was on my bucket list. I only only know i forgot it so that was kind of dull so you've been out to that man. Were not really working with the bed at eight last night for like i had a corona anals house like me. I got like one corona with dizzy. I was like i gotta latest now and i woke up. I woke up at three this money like what happened. Breath this. This working thing is for the birds where i really wanna. I really wanna give it back. I'm adjoined it but it's also like why am i working this hard. Any day. Shapiro hilarious leg nigga. I started watching it. Finish it our head to work twice awesome and do as a got a. I was watching it on my phone and had ahead a switch from the phone to the real t._v. Because it was so funny angle laughing and on my commute i was dying that michael jackson joke fair faldo fear foul alan michael jackson. You can't be mad. There's no there's no limit is it's dardar gloves off. You say you wanted to send any right. He like you said i take them off face on netflix. Y'all know getting into your click on anytime you could tell though that it was like an uncomfortable laugh in the audience was crazy. We know that was the whole point of comfortable. I mean you see i ended it like i've never been at marijuana. Shoot people so kind of like why didn't see the ending. Hey i like when a you know what he brought up that without. I feel strongly about when he said let me when he said when if a girl has a right right to terminate a baby i ever if the girl has the right he was like i support women's rights to choose to have an abortion. Y'all body whatever y'all choose to do. We pay for it yeah yeah like if you choose the head his baby that i disagree with right then. Don't make me pay for this baby. When he was talking about using the f. word faggot he was like the lady was like can't say that word and then he was like well. Why is it that y'all say nikolai. I like everything because you're gay neil's like me. I was deep. I was never thought about it that way. I didn't and even when he was like i was like. She say not gay like when he said i was like pam. We ain't niggers like that that kind of different that was i was. I was fooling me to my. I was on the white girls here but yeah. I'm going to finish it. I just fell asleep outside of finishing gordon. Double up on it and see if it's not like i think somebody i think kevin hart said it was necessary to to stand up was talking about kevin hart kevin hart seda data. Nothing little duvall said a little set. I felt like <hes> he he it was good because he was pushing back against a lot of shit. That's happening nowadays everything that was happening. He was pushing back man and i'm like you got to be a strong due to push back like that right. Because you know somebody go come out. I don't i think he to the point where he likes. It'd be like i'm like that. Nigga real mentality. I'm rich. I don't care which also me just unapologetically blacks. It is what is this is going to accept. It already ran from fifty million years ago. Career double double netflix panama last one though right netflix cash thought his last ask was either to the whole run. He did he contract by two or three light pan. Whatever ever it is netflix told them like whatever you wanna do. Everybody except monique wanted that same dough. Oh like how black years but he don't gotta black white y- bother your those in a way. It bothers me. Why why about a you know i mean i think you should teach my son. I have a black boy dances if he comes home with me and i accept it accepted but i bet you promote promote life promote what you'd have a beautiful promote that but still follow it up with no. Why are you going to follow all of my father out because your momma black xactly mama black anti-black your grandma black black for example geijer. Jenny is not black. I mean not passing. Migra say it is getting hard right so i'll be like all right elise. You're going to bring home. My black bring home. I'm i'm cool with anybody other than white. What you're saying is crazy. 'cause harsh asking sound coup on black in mind but doc but i won't be i. I like black and it's funny 'cause at the wedding i was at i was at the reception sitting across from interracial couple. I had a whole conversation at the table hot on like interracial marriages but he will but i have made the qualifier like if you marry somebody of color. I give give you a pass. My whole thing is just the dilution of the race right right. I mean i i look a it's deeper to support a degeneration of wealth tools like a black dude. He worked hard. He built his empire. He married his white girl. Say he died. The money goes to her to her and her family and her generation. That's how i look at it. I haven't thought about that. You just give me your money to the white man just for keeping night cycle it from all black and mild so now i am i. I feel that way and i just feel like you give your kids the choice to not identify as black a how many generations go by before like you no longer have black people in your family is crazy. I'd be forgetting that we signed to a denver. I'll be forgetting that i we would <hes> <hes> we have a network. We have a network blood that we signed to denver and is all white people we listened to me. I don't think they mind not it really getting inside like zoo. Let me see these negatives and you have to try listening right now. And this aside sorry go before we talk about people right to the i'm just saying we give a real inside of real nigga dog and eh. You assume that they don't have a real inside a real news show. I mean we the culture anyway so listen to it for insight and may you know everybody wanna. It'd be like us feel like they really do. They do they do we really anyway ain't going around painting her face white they doing the black face honoree mm-hmm. We only liked him and his any me picking on true. That's true. You ain't never seen no next. Have a party is the white name never coming your best caucasian occasion the tire a black person paint they face white is when they do in praise dance church. They paint their faces like a mind like i never seen that you never see. I never said i make that up. I don't think i did. I think you do like a church. Do you go to those'll cherry. Do remind me had movie with the <hes> living single when he was a news anchor yarn remember movie any turn white in the movie <hes> and they were living single cow remember cal from living a single but he did the one movie. I know exactly what you talk where he was a news anchor and then he turned white in the movie. I forget what the movie was. Each go play bass sound founded right here ricky night. She even looked ludi. Let me look like some ball slavery church. Let me using mime in the holy ghost away show me. It's called scare you when you see it okay abl- look what i ran into who i work man. This deal was like hey have you heard of. Let me see chris brown. What kind of my my life. I never where you might be some operative. Daddy never seen like you never see now. You probably watching t._v. I have seen it. That's why i said it okay. Let iraq because you got. She wanted to take a look. I was at work today and some news that you heard <hes> michael glad. Will you heard i know pushing but <hes> feels like you should read. This book called blink. Now's like was about years like <hes> is about black people and instead of judge. I think about something before you judge people who they are miles all that sound cool. He was like not hearing me so good do mexican. It's a good book. You should check it out and i was like all right cool. I put on my book list. The heels like whatever manual read books. I'm like i read books like art long story short. You're trying to tell me like you probably have my wife. You need to wake up and realize was going say nigger. I said blood you reading what i what i experience everyday. We day blood just because you read it. I had i had a shot him because he had a crowd. You know what i'm saying. That crowd was like negga. Hold on time out you read. I go every day. You ain't gonna tell me 'cause you read one book that you know my whole experience in live this on my nigga years like all right but i'm you say you should read that book. I want to punch their face. I don't know why you gotta keep refreshing. Amana hats who blended employees so i had to just tone it down but at the same time convert the hell out of me right and he tried to take your square manet. You don't try to push the buttons one button one more bunnies negi kato. You'll chest today nine. Imagine irritate the hell out of me. You run into a list over. There may think you had a lien a lot. He wanted to talk about barely talked about dave chapelle. He has yacht china play me as to why they do that. They they pay the paint. Just allows all to see more expression from the dancing. You found a reason for it too and i also found more pictures. How how you expression is they all white because you need to read video so is it up on this crowd attention for the dancer. Nothing serious just an expression like they smell and like you're not smelling like have you are as miller will praise dancing familiar praising. How familiar are you haven't seen over your difficult facts. You gotta roundup for us. I mean we just rounded up a few things. <hes> right dumped right into it. I mean it's good. They should pill show is dope mave yana l. Check it out pretty. We got another wedding this weekend and renan's getting one more wear out of the suit. Nigger got one suka word words to live four weddings. I've got my soup ever worn out down four weddings this between host your money's worth all awesome. Thank god is he getting. All i go front. I need a new one lightweight getting tired. I didn't change certain life wartimes. There's only so much you can do. Pitches want you to wear white one. That's not cream. I could wait until after the nigga ordered ordered it. You couldn't say i was like what no over here. Sneak ordering no ties so amazon and got one. What more do the skinny tie skinny tie offi four five. We got them three and my two nephews pictures behind. You ought east to say in college right now. I was the oldest <hes> he is twenty. What why don't twenty one can twenty one twenty tomorrow pam twenty tomorrow twelve twelve eighth week in five and eight. I sit in five. Okay okay when you replay back. You hear so university are done. Absolutely i got my boss cut saying i'm i'm tie he. We got to win and got one day. You probably know more only got one seven. You know my my little sister just had my niece. I'm gin- baby girl fever so i'm going to myself for about six months left. We need to go in vienna. I don't wanna be sixty at the graduation. Say six months say aligns somebody ready to cash that. I'm letting them come to me but the relationship i i said congratulations on this thing is like adding gave. I'm having having a little. You know it's complicated year. That's that is located at the club with not complicated. We've been involved for about plus six years. Okay bomb saying with the complication though you ready to bring a kid into that i've been known her six years with the conversation. Uh-huh yet is still complicated free hitting them and we're where is she has soon skews at the we're. We're we because in the beginning. I made some mistakes and you women. Don't forget now now. They don't ah call call it a felony once on record brighten up at one point <hes> you go to selling you gotta be like yes. He got full felony. I'm fifteen years straight and she's going to bring in some member. What happened in nineteen. We graduated just what it is but you want a girl oh blood i wanna girl man the man you know girls light boobs brass budi boobs and breasts are the same theme is family like yours this goi. You know what i'm saying like he's ready. He never wanted a daughter and the daughter and she came out pretty dog so sh you got r._c._b. Gaming up your son every be morning lead us to you know that's big as job and yasser check out this morning <hes> his morning drive with sun man i. I miss seeing that flight years yeah because someone is he only wanted to him. Being a move came the early muslim black man is the negative go somewhere come. You're gonna chime in comes down. Come on. I know those shares are not the most comfortable out. You know what i've always wanted to actually that too. But what made you wanna. Raise your son like 'cause you got sole custody right. Nah nah nah nah fax from with you know. I don't check me guess yes. He's supposed to win when he said that. I would just like nigga. Do you do when somebody when i just haven't we just wrapped you know spend my time making count but unites <hes> you know fifty as though if it's thirty days of the month she <hes> fifteen fifteen and he looked like thirty people sorry to put some candy amount. Is it red hot. You want some. I appreciate you sharing that movie candy right there. So what about what do you guys think about people who like you have a kid with. Somebody aren't together seven years later. You want another kid but you're not with somebody. Would you go back and read it. Nah your kids can have the same parents. I was here. A lot of people say that a lot of chicks filled out. I think my son's mom she kinda wanted to you'd do similar to double debt thinks he didn't see kind of still to this day i do but i mean it's you know i mean we're. We're good friends. She's a great person but it just i would. He give it <hes> presidential candidate. The people that if i wanted more kids you have been juicing gives us more i want. All my kids said if i'm that with somebody don't plan on being somebody but i want more kids. Why not keep them all together. So why thing my whole thing if it weren't the great babies in that have been relationship co-parenting noman. I'm moving on trying to upgrade yeah. I think nive if it didn't work then i'm up very it didn't work for a reason so why some other kids and felonies misdemeanors <music> beyond disagree listen this mutual. I'm steve. I'm a good guy good guy man man <hes> reason why we brought all <hes> ali on his show <hes> i've been known as since high school me him dot. We all went to hi sue together. Julia live junior high school man jay high school. When i first met this cat hogan right you went to that ah yeah we won't talk him. I reunion is next weekend. We're supposed to have been dropping a man. Yeah you know you went to hi. Aid is ils my birthday a couple months just like the same man i brought him. Over here may came from the the same place we come from and it's just dope man. I've been following them throughout. You know i g and when i see him i seen him. In a club like two three weeks ago hal adam <hes> and i think he inspires me man so late no guests bring on here inspire me some type of way the <hes> young black let and he got his own car dealership anti raising the son by his own self and i just think that's dope now brian here to share his story and high heat even got to where he at right now. I'm elliot carries on those dope man. I remember when ali started selling cars car sailing so i remember you the phone. I'm like damn. You'll stack is impressive because i remember you was he was literally just going to auction. Get a couple of cars selling next. I think i know you had a lot. I'm like man like even then. I know he like i do finance until so if you ain't got all the bread like we'll figure it. I'm like really he. He didn't step up. I'm still expecting to drive has a honda someone day be like ali's honda's doing it when i've seen them in that porsche. I still think pan-american okay. I made you go in that direction. Though i mean when i homes i came on you. You guys inspired me to bring the whole family dynamic you know the marriage and kids and one household and my man dark and all that so you know it's it's mutual. It's mutual. But what did you say you will made you like hide. You get into where you at right now. <hes> you know <hes> you you know. My upbringing was kinda tough and you know i always wanted more and you know i <hes> i think you know when i had my son and it just you know. I said you know i was is. Doing you know a lot back in the days and i have my son just decided to change my lifestyle. Well what was tough about your bring. Just you know so <hes> new now just a single parent you know disgruntled with my mom and my dad you know different places and stuff flight that and just just motivated by <hes> you know just seeing family struggling and stuff like that and you know you just one more you wanna make it out and do more more. It's a always tell people s- amazing how when kids come into your life changed everything like you. Could it be one way and it's like once they come out the wound like it's a whole one eighty person that is solely relying on. I'd never wanted a kid like last one of my friends had kids like my best friend is son just graduated high school my son seven last last one out of my my brothers and sisters. I'm the oldest. My sister got to my brother got three. I was one of the last ones i just you know. I think you never wanna kids <hes>. I just always wanted to be there. They say you never really in a position to really take care of him. I just want to really just get comfortable and being a position and take care of gun. You wanted to our as a home. It'd happen at the right time of medicine. I went to a situation. I was in a hospital. Lou four-minute and you know i got out. I moved up here. It's mom you know. Kinda helped me down was kind of like a gear richard. I'm tryin with fifty cent. When he got up the house. I wonder now that real similar situation and <hes> you know when i was going to my rehab she got pregnant and she got pregnant before like six months before today and i just wasn't ready and she got pregnant that time when my son and i'm like i can't say you know you can't have a baby. Now is helped me so you no it happened in. You know the best thing that happened to me. So how'd you get into how you gonna car business like you just went from light selling one and just said triggered like i just wanted to get a little more professional game on location and just be in a position to sell any type of card anybody you know like most of my friends they still buying them on the streets and selling on the internet and i just wanted to be a little more professional with it. I did you get who'd you get that game from. Even i just learned it myself awesome. That's what set out. That's what i wanted to do and i made it ever has dope man i i it. It is angle frontman. I always say like i'm inspired by people that own business 'cause. I need to know what i'm getting at for two weeks like i'm scary like goldman. Oh man is is hey dog. I'm like i need to know okay every two weeks boom boom boom boom. That's the problem like saying i don't. I don't know what i'd do. That'd be a plan. This might take off and take off cool. I'm cool with that and that's that's one of the main thing i hear podcast say like it was hard to drop my job and fully commit to this like when when they start getting paid and the money started coming in and they like it could dry up a you know what i'm saying i got. I got got a mortgage. Don't work. You know what i'm saying like this one income so i'm like i'm like always lebron like brian gay cut cleveland leaving rat town there right and that's why i do that with my son though because i want him to have his own business i don't want him to get into position bags bags way hearing relying on somebody lying. That's why do that like. I'm beating in his head right. Now i'm like did i want you to be an entrepreneur wants to be a boss. That's what you're going to do. That's the plan. I think that's what's your what's your favorite thing about being a father. I just got a little one looking after you you know just a joy to is put him out on his face. You know just to relate to them and not be too too hard and you know too much of a parent. You know just trying to relate to 'cause kids go to they have been days. Kids stress and you know. I just try to relate to them. We we've talked about a couple of times on on our show but now if you've got a kid and a son in particular has has there ever been a moment where you kind of looking at your son or dealing with your sign and you had to go back back in deal with some issues with your pops not being there for you or just. I'm out there for me like my pops was. He just peaches pass. He passed sixteen extending like he was there with me. Like my pops was most amazing person. I met in my life. I keep this my first cousin like he's you know my pops cpas that dude. He just passed. That's when i was sixteen he was there at the attic went down when he said he just passed when i was sixteen so just kinda <hes> you know he he was there to know that he was a do your mom. My mom so official is it. Is it a struggle right having your own business. I like these it destroy. It was challenging man. I thought about the town linda a couple of times a lot. It's a lot like it's a lot you know but you gotta keep going. I mean i mean like humming. Deal cars is sit there. I i don't know high <hes> high saying hi dealership works were. I've been doing it for years. You know i think i'm just getting to the point where i've mastered it. I note of cars to buy and now i can buy car and it'll be gone in a week. When i first started like i would pat cars would just sit now. I know you know i got the formula. What people want to buy you. I got the following. I got what do you know the advertisement and stuff like that so but we had when i first started you know yeah. I was really up when i first started. You know you know his trial and error just like the employees just all on your home a one man band really all you man. I do everything by working seven days. A week did six seven. Wow yeah do make it easier working like seven days week. 'cause it's your own business. Yeah i mean i can make my hours and i got a you know a formula where i can sale two cars of. You know maybe a week one week and i can you allow me to do some other stuff. I mean do a hold you down for. You can't travel yes. I really just meant. I traveled in the minute. I really just went to marino for the first time just to do something a little getaway. We did in for a minute and that was the first time like a year to hand. It's just been tar working dedication when you know. I can't even have nights where i'm party. 'cause i gotta wake back up. I got appointments to the office got to make it happen. You know that's what it is the what you pouring in is. Is it worth not on vacation or do you like. I want to go but i can't. I think i'm planning to see right now within the next six months. I'll be in a position position. Get a bigger location. The plan is hire. Somebody else a couple more people. Take a little slack off of me and give me a little more. You know so. I can do a little more stuff. It isn't the whole location you get an email saying and then obvious move. I mean you have two managers. What do you have to man you. Gotta you gotta see man as dull visualize it as while brushing on their mail. I'll say that's just really inspired me man for negative every two weeks with the checks jumper up until people jump out the window man. I came in important podcast. I liked us. They jump out the window. Oh you know you're not. I think i can't remember who it was. I was listening to but they use a similar knowledgeably basically just saying like when you jump out the window at that moment is like survivor bus right any kicks you into another like level gear of hustle so you know what i mean that to where you like. I ain't trying to bus so like but when you got a job and you try and i'm trying to start a business but i gotta now you have way you. You ain't putting your full everything into it. Dr maury are followed the he made this statement. He like like we can. You know set all this stuff up for our kids. Put them in college. A graduate from college and then a big somebody for job is still like filling them you doing all this. Can you still begging somebody who's for j. I don't wanna do that with my son. I want him to have his own shit. He provide the jobs rise is interesting. Say i was listening in into eric thomas earlier today and he was talking many had so much passionately was talking about it too about his son one to go work work for somebody else like thirty five thousand a year. He liked he liked nigga. Yo dad is like why you why you don't help me build you. You go. Do your own thing you want to go. You got this education now. You want to go work for the white man. Give him all your time. Energy helped build his his brand. You know what i mean. That's sorry i'm looking at it and feel which all sam but you gotta. Have you gotta hustle when you from the rip are somebody to guide ride you do that. You just can't be no like a nigga like me and they jump out. I mean you gotta bet on yourself. Bid on yourself man but you gotta find out what you gotta bet on. You know what i'm saying like. That's the hard part. I easy for me and my situation is easy for me to graduate from college and be like y'all oh name blank nick. I'll give you this nigga guarantee okay. So what are what are you what type of work you're doing. And what do you do a manager. Were okay okay so you got to beat that out that i was wondering out loud so if if you manage in for somebody else you can manage her. You know i can manage myself but i'm like what though like. You know what i'm saying. I wanted to where i can continue not to work until he can. I can answer that question. I feel like i. I don't have a problem with building. Something like i'm trying to do with this podcast as <unk> as but now north men too much time with my kids like my program that i got right now. I don't wanna deviate from that right. That's my problem. I come home at three thirty four o'clock. Go to jim kit come home. You got your whole program all i can. I can afford my bills right now i can i can save a below big. You what i want like know what i mean so i'm cool with that yeah flow but to stop that flow to grind on something else in my kids going to feel the sacrifice what i do. I just feel like right now. In this moment i will have a problem um. We're building something like i'm trying to do with this but at the same time the light jumped ship to another thing that i see that can take me somewhere but the grind we you gotta go you building. Somebody else dreams the company. You work for white not working on yours. I keep telling them ever roussel's. We've been to the wedding. I told them they sit in on a million dollar. Brand tells his wedding planning with that but i see that she that dope you don't do man see there. It is there it is right there. You invest in wifi. Come on. I need heard like you know what i'm saying <music> adult man they they they put that business into effect breath life ain't gonna be no more partners for your friends. Yeah yeah i mean for the most part is just family that i done it for some work outside eight but it's like everything birthday parties lower deck candies but is big business. Breath is big business and in tiffany is wanted them type of people where when she do do it for you is not like my cousin. Did you come in and you'd be like nine. This time. Yes like did you really like. Did you hire somebody. Nashi just did this. You know like i came over here. One time this main about a year year or two ago he blowing up balloons all night. Burn right right like what is this fall. She's like oh is the theme of a party. I'm putting together. I'll come back the next today and it's like everything whole house full of balloons wrestle. She got a gift for they. Jump out the window on that nigga. I'm ready to i'd i might never see him. Pushed me. I'm ready. I you talking. I'm like nigga. Go like you know what i'm saying like i can't i i can't stop getting married said again. People not going on serbian. Mary <unk> angles stopped celebrating birthdays right right right right right right so there it is that's why i need you here for just for this moment to say about that. I don't know i they handle scared. I am very scared. I'm like hockey. You be scared when you ain't got nothing to lose. I mean people appreciate your worker ready. Thank good dog. She just i this last wedding that i'm gonna. I'm gonna tagging with some that she put together. Blake is magazines. He's magazines. I can see how you guys houses. This is all you know. I don't think so magazines blood picking up her wedding saying i'm like isis service. Get real with i've always been. I've been like that all my life like if i don't know that i will be like successful in it. I won't even i'm gonna go to bed. You gotta see it but i've been like that always always never been able to sit this the myself out there word of the day jump out the window to window so i'm like yo you had you in a perfect position under doc which your shirt say just say just do it on their essays a couple of weeks ago. I was like just tell me how much to get. Y'all started life like that's how much i believe in what she can do me once they get that rolling not only the only downfall is that wedding did take her out. The house like disney complained the whole so for nine months. I was travelling back and forth back and i didn't everything remote is too long hot. Dogs everyday tells me what do you want me to go with it. I mean i'm just i'm sad daddy. I'm like since house falling apart said the only reason i was talking about it because we gotta pike as we're going through right now losing weight 'cause eating yelling at the the kid i deal with these kids work. Kids kids kid sleep. Do it again came over here. One day i swear she had been gone for seven days but in between them seven days like he dropped in for a day and a half and it was gone and the kids ate pizza like you've got to be a walk in the house with p._c. Pizza kids like the same thing. Every head goes funny time for them but the wedding was amazing. I i don't have a fair mitalent. Pay for it yes but i would have done it for free is my family. I don't really be but yes. I did get paid for this name energy when i get married. I told you you the one time. I didn't want family discount in my office. He got a six-month grand opening party planner right there uh-huh. I didn't see that i definitely have a gift from god with creating a love doing it. It's like my happy place. It's just i'm just just stepping out there on the business also too. I don't really know what to do like to start it and all these resources. You got my man. Ali rei alley l. e. break down the spotlight n._f._l. Commerce awesome awesome to think about c. C. says you pay you said a mouthful already. It's a god given you know passionate and you enjoy doing it. That's that's it right there. That's the promo video you enjoy doing it commercial man. Why are you going. Why are you on waste of talent that you feel like god gave you. That's that's my question to you. I don't know my talent is making note. You got the gift of gab. We all got talents man. We absolutely absolutely on lockheed range. You got unlock it. Hold on time out in the o._t. What's my tell you say you don't meet a stranger injure. I don't meet a stranger brandon. One of the only people on no you can drop him in the middle of he'll be straight. He'll be fine like he can. No nobody eddie their data. That ain't no talent. That's a gift for man and he'll come out. He'll be like go unnoticed like hey everybody can't do. I can't do that although someplace. I don't know nobody and i'll be you by myself in the corner looking at everybody. I'm telling you i went when she was owned. He went downtown to downtown. <hes> concepts that having having the part himself burn like by himself having a good life out a win by myself. I'd have been in the back. I would have been like our. I'm out of here. He could have been by himself the whole time wherever having fun here people persons to give nigga it's definitely it is not normal do do that. I'll wake me up. I didn't know appreciate guide us here for this moment to tell them. We want the wedding planning incisive nicole. Do i really do 'cause it. Don't pigeonhole unholy just to weddings right away more than what i i'm telling you i'm telling you this say the word. I come right a kick. Check tomorrow. Be like look go. Go get your business license. Go get this. We can work out the details. I'll just you know what i mean like. I really believe that could happen. I really believe in. It was the first as she needed to get a business license. Is i mean you got your viewers about the being secretary. Leg okay is there. How many you done already. I've done level navy weddings. I've had a couple of weddings on my belt but a lot apart like my kids parties parties. You know but i've done. I have some. I have been having phony party corn. We had an actual tony with a unicorn dressed up like a unicorn giving rise. I hear your website can have different than you already got the pitchers in the testimonies from the people you already did already man that it a fall right in place a don't know by got another family that is true. I mean but the work already spoke for himself bloomberg. Did it also be scared of. I'd be like get founded. People are going to pay for this because i would not pay nobody to do this but they is. Let me tell you hold on. Let me tell you look this weekend right. Somebody oh yeah. I was like i can't do that because i just started doing balloons to. I can't do these balloons things <hes> i must send them your way in cinema price and what they want done. They showed her she. Oh that's easy. I could do that and she's like how much people be charged for this like by six hundred dollars. I can't not too much. I'm going to charge them like three hundred megabyte. If the price is fine honey you need to charge they could say no. I can't see masa. I'm like but they won't pay or not. Okay tell them is five hundred. Tell them his fi- hundred icu not however you would have do away two hundred just like playing around like you're right if people come to you by work. Don't stop cutting yourself short because you casey us up paying. Are you having you're doing it for reasons. So it's good work especially for like bigger. Events cause bigger events. It'd be the hard to get all the meticulous things just right and nasa where he excelled at is not just in the overall vision is in. I'm making sure the everybody on time everybody on point air by the job breath like she's worth every dying that she that's day businessman <hes>. Do you be dealing with <unk> crazy customers are you all the time was crazy. <hes> it really didn't you know caused me to have a little more patience because i didn't have crazy dead really tested me and but you and i'm like i made it for the long run. I just can't do you know five years ago. I would've kicked your ass right now. I got you know about the you know. You just got to see the bigger picture a high. Does it work like. Would you be an independent business. If they don't pay you gotta the report <hes> no it's thing car recourse like different banks if they <hes> yahoo finance money for cars and just depending on their credit they profiled a bank my put him on a two month recourse but i mean they gotta make the two months two months and you get your bread or front. Yeah give my bread after i get all the steps to check stubs and everything to references. I get paid like two three days. I always bank ended today. Okay yes. I thought you'd like on the late night light in house finance and when you do that in house finance <hes> i again in the position of doodoo right now but yeah but now i've i've been tested by customers though is just you know was crazy when you had at the what happened this this girl she came and got a car and she had her story where she had to three kids and we needed a car and she gave me some fake paste ups. She ended up having my car for like three or four days and the bank was like these steve is fake. I still gave her another chance. On these real you gotta come with something else so she came back and they was fake again. Technically i think she gave me a down payment. I mean like fifteen hundred dollars or something technically. She breached the contract. I could've got all their money back my just bringing my car and iowa. You won't get all your money back but you're i give you the most of your money back so she came in <hes>. It's like well. I need all my money back and i'll do all this. I'm like what you have my core for three days. I detail that is dirty. I got hubcaps off to card and hand valued in went down. I'm like i just give you twelve hundred dollars back and we'll call it a day a young don't keep three. I mean i was trying to be cool young black girls to help your people. She talked all this crazy. Severe gossen brothers in south sack there come back here and all this and it just took a lot out of me to really just not to react like that so i just gave her money back into say a word and i'm in the car a week later. I got a little more money so you know i don't know what i was with her. When that happened to her with me what happened member somebody asked me to do some. Somebody asks you to though <hes> <hes> a baby shower for that was was like. I don't care how you do it. I just want your style. I've seen your parties. I want you to do it and she was like but tell me what you want. I just want you to make it beautiful like okay so she gave her her idea. A wishy dot was beautiful. You know what i'm saying the dope people coming in and it was chili's or something like that. There was at that like chevy. Was that something that sounds post by people walking in what the hell is going on here. It is beautiful. It isn't that mexican mexicans man it was but it was hell of people coming in like like peeking through like who did this. She got. I think she got a couple of people from that party that like how to do a party where the main person that can't do like whereas a candy bar i will you know your budget. You have enough. Does that and you like. I'm not happy because i don't see no candy and i don't see a <hes> things dangling and like she wanted like a dollar tight thing versus what she got very long story short. She was like she was going. Bad like i just is not happy and then i i was telling her like trick. Give our money back and don't ever deal with her again right because we knew the person and she in tips like i don't know might not give her money back. I mean cruel custom you. When you're dealing with people you rather you have have to give them what they want. It was as much communication hurtful but she she that she she number. One was hooking her up to. She didn't tell you what she won't. Oh so you can't tell me what i want and say do what you do and then when you can't please everybody i have people. I'm gonna cut you off and have a thousand dollars. I was down with the worst credit in the world. They wanna bentley. Come exam alleged champagne exac exactly what it is. That's funny. Main lake people will try you one hundred percent they will they will try to always get over for in always try and just pay the least and want the most be mad when they don't get the most name paying for it. Stuff is expensive. That's f. patients on gain. A lot of patients have mon businessman. You know just trying to stay professional. I can dig that man acid. Ask where's your shot back arben and whatever north sacramento not too far from golden corral ooh as the jumping mouse jumping into podcast game yeah. We want to do it for a minute and just jump out the window. They tell me you been thinking about it for a couple of months dan job out the window. Now that's broadmoor cousin. We got the equipment everything we just got. The equipment is everything. This is the motivation right here you gotta you gotta start a man because i'll know for me. It has been one of the most rewarding things i've ever done right for me like even on a day like today where i had to go down hill smash back up here for the i'm willing to do it because i'm i don't wanna say it's a stress reliever but it is is kind of it is just to just come here and talk. Get some stuff out like like is now. I'm all for it. I mean i i got a social media presence and do it on facebook just creating dialogue. You know that autumn people follow you and that because it's we know that's on file you can post something and you're gonna get three or four hundred people. That's constantly just watching your every move directing t. o. Pie and ask your first for only kill from there called spray like while not not us route idea like i'd i'd do it on facebook. I gotta follow us on facebook and i can say anything sometimes when people just like shit. I might just say you know want to say some crazy. <hes> is test there and they go with the flow so y'all starting podcast. I was going to be called name for even paid into some names will be just you know what i say. Brutally honest. Ah i say brutally honest brutally on then. We have something like that. I that we may use thing about doing can't think of that word that lady's anyway brutally honest. Well you talking about <hes> seattle. We got listeners. Don't want to give away my ideas. That's the jackal can it was like an oxymoron. Do i can't think of it. You ain't we'll get him. You heard about this dude at our house every day so we live writer so we're him there. My manages ages cool dynamic. We over here on the couch chapman enough ten hours. I might as well record it right. It's put it out there. You have hallo flam with it but i say like especially i think one of the things that really made us jump out. The window is we'd be sitting here for hours talking and after we talk one of us would be like we should have recorded that i feel like we can have a normal conversation. There would be like damn. We should've record. That's one of your gifts managing. Y'all doing the same thing like if y'all could sit down and talk for hours acting same same whitney you gotta be is like even if it's just like. I'm just going to set it up like wing got a really i'm just going to set the mic river and then just see like i if if he record you know what i mean 'cause it's gonna know y'all having dealt conversations where y'all just really getting into some real deep shit. We had a par paris conversation. Cabeza de plenty when we first started this. I didn't like talking to this nigga outside or each other like to just wait to get here for this week. Seven days radio silence we don't debate take over that now whatever but i'm just saying come over and we end up talking for like like two hours and they're gonna be mad at me like nigga. We ain't got nothing to talk. Nice great. I two dudes and it's chick female perspective and your perspective respective as cool. You guys own business like i say i don't even like talking about. We're not where i work out because does recently we had a guest on there and the principle okay and he went for interview and it was asking him on an interview light. What's up what i hear you like on the internet eh on a or g podcasts or was. That was <hes> <hes> we we. We gotta hit that abused podcast. Gotta hit that with a all off lawyer conversations from the internet leak lake police. My cousin police officer knee hit me on some head. Surgeon questioned him about some internet stuff so yeah it happens allergy would you will somebody will reach back in east tapes from a year ago. Pill was like that was history. I don't know why why he was history is not being a black man. I don't know why demand with okay our own uh-huh he he's he's on richard pryor level strata a and so that's what i realize with the with the with his his new status assistance to say because i'm here i've always known that he was good but like mike. Does he being honest. I don't feel like all three of them. Ones that he put they were all three in a row over blood. Nigga nigga get on the mic for eight hours at comedies. Things and people be like i said the whole eight hours and watch days shapiro comedy is one of the hardest jobs on the hardest job. You got a crowd of people sitting there like make me laugh on selena's one of my columns lately. I wanna i wanna get told me you hit them mobile couple of times about it when we talked to said he playing like me and i told them to swing a month. Why did it professionals jokes got. You got to share your time to shine me. Serious heart a japan estee man. I heard once everybody they keep trying to give me to get on a stage. I don't think personality no he doesn't. I try but he's not i get on the stage and make people laugh levels. There's levels awesome. I'll try instagram. People be like yeah they funny in a thirty second increment when they get on the whole stage road kill just because you said that stage ridden is she just larrea various graham i would instagram you. Stand up stand up. Well girls trashed me me. I ain't gonna front grille comedians trashes he like you don't like some more some more nasty. They'd be like you can suck my plus. The all out like this z's it'd be trash did not jumping on that bandwagon i'm trying to i'm just comedy. You know no scares scares from female going up. We're gonna lose some listeners now. I've been seeing more. Who's another funny chick funny issue juicy owning twenty. I've never seen her stand up too big to me. Some more is is this is it but then her senior lie her netflix wasn't even oughta. I heard west name. I'm live a audit tiffany haddish. They said she all right away feeling tiffany habit like her movies. I just ain't feeling her standard. Anybody anybody see the kitchen now. Now i seen i seen good boys. I've seen that what is that little boys. That's that's a nice good funny. Did you guys watch the six couplet movie hilarious. That's what i say this word. I looked marlin wayne's fan. Are we not nice. Did you watch <hes> his shoulder. <hes> wayne brothers squad. I watched that but like i ain't never never make it on me blonde john greg days. I thought he was kinda corny but you don't think that he's still forty. Not add new movie is money to them characters and do all that as jesse is it. Is it a nutty professor <unk> on another level on another level another level with any professor funny yeah well. Let's see the reason why i ask 'cause like i know how the wayne brothers are particularly him. I didn't like his standup that he did for netflix. Sometimes net flicks films being just low-quality trash like netflix alex. I just feel like is this pumping out material wherever i'm glad you brought to light dwayne his brothers. That's all this other stuff. We was was always the man that was funny funny funny movie. I ain't seen that i'm minutes. Don't be the last class his he do less but see you're talking about. Most of this stuff that you're saying is him and his brother doing stuff together. So matter does matter that's true. This is first one without his it. Wasn't that one movie which was so what does it go topless one. He dr one another one naked or something. I didn't want to see the trash but you're gonna make me go watch. Don't be a menace. 'cause that classic actually last year i i. I didn't want to see him and standard like d like slide through. I've always been kind of him and stand up. You didn't like the new one of i think i kit make it. I didn't make it through the whole thing. You got to watch the whole thing is. They hit the road next year to do. I'm going on tour with the. I forgot to tell you that i forget now. I just talked to him. I said i'm getting i'm getting free dates. Three flight benefits next year. I had a cousin joe and need to hit a couple years. He's like man whenever you're ready. Just give me some dates dates. I'm definitely in a row though we'll see. I never be able to experience that and that's why i like having covers headed east positions like steve. I am sam when i'm being a ton on n._f._l. Behind the scenes and all that junk lock you gotta take a shit. I'm taking advantage all that doing professional stuff. I got a cousin that's going on whether it was my dude provided astral cousin to yeah yeah yeah he <hes> he's doing his music. Dan he getting back into a more writing. It was like real like best friends in high school. He bought he bought the he bought the come up on his show he out here on count so <hes> him. I got about the roll man. Let's get it in one good time. Get some dates. Jump up jump out the window uh-huh his family like i'll be gone now. When i say hit the road i'm i'm talking about like hit like thursday do sunday with them when they up and somewhere where new york or something rock with that hit the radio station with them do whatever they go through. I'm gonna just go through the smart thing when enjoy that they never chris plant. I'm not going to be a comedian ali to go out. There and they're like yo cannot tell what you go from there. You're gonna jumble. What s age because i'm going to give it a over. Mike's out here every everywhere class south sacramento eight. Where is that. I feel like i've heard that before. I went there with g lawrence. Kevin hard out here he did in stockton boulevard aren't l. kevin was he was working on some material. He worked on superior about a year ago allocate. He found some stuff there too and they had harder harder to city to one harder city one to two years ago yeah. I don't really frequent pass luna boulevard. It can't go past. Everything i need is my kid to work me in in nor set for a week. She's <music> hours like a we should move nah no when i m roseville when i first came here. It was like go to south sack for what i'm enrolls. Uh-huh roseville did when i move okay. I don't like being around white people though i mean i can. Oh my no. I like being around next. We had this conversation but put me in a group of mega numb straight like you wanna live by them. Yes like no no like nikolai hood among by like like i said we live in atlanta and all my neighbors is black. Wherever like being around black eight people every time is like. I love living in kelly love love until you go somewhere else every time. I hear somebody be like oh man. I just bought a twenty bedroom house one hundred dollars. I'd be like got breast meat. Oh lee i'll be like being by yourself. It's nobody will come visit you home saying yeah that'd be cool to you. See i want to see a couple of years ago. Negus for who leave like californians are like the least exposed his donkey diverse all yours when we go down south or to the east coast whatever we we like club. It was all i had a good time but i'm mike saw nagazine at how you feel about that. I mean i had a good time. I'm i'm i'm comfortable anywhere i can. I i never been like that. I was in atlanta coming go brand and it was just like it was number. Black women and i was like man. This is so beautiful and then like six mexican females walked in and it was the first time i was like man like y'all bad but just around all these black women like pretty trash mexican in atlanta before i'll know where these mexicans came from it was like six of all women came. I'm in and i was like if we was in kelly out of been like bad but like would all these black women around. I'm like that's why we are like really like presen- for our our son to go to h._c._c. because i'll hear like kids don't even know they exist pushed so we're gonna take them next year to go visit hauer yeah. We're gonna take them to go visit that just to get exposure to know that there is like this life out here. Were everywhere you go. Somebody's gonna look like you are different version of you see people in higher packages and they can relate to that. Yeah i mean that's when i'm on right now like if you know next year i want to home school. My son will this. I'm going to school. System is bullshit canal. Oh growth. I use my address that i was going. They got a nice tortoise own here. Nah the fortune was gonna <music> trash. You sound like my son's razz dog like apple pay black. I'm like negative black. Women and what's what's dope. Execution is not just like that's where we better on me and my i cannot. I don't even think my oldest what isn't even finish. I was just on the. I d <hes> no. I don't know what the execution the early no but do you wanna you want to trout. I mean that's why ups ops in abroad to get to where they need to do. Now the issue with him as they take a deficit perspective of our kids like it's almost like they say our. Our kids are deficient. That's why we gotta give them more and i'll be like narc is really aren't efficient. They brilliant right onto me. Ages ages need the right resources to be able to let that brilliant come out. I feel like that's where they struggle with. You know what i mean like every year the chimera brand new staff every year over the public schools and kudo out here. They cracking brand. The new school opened two years and i love it. I can't say the school district here expressed the same material when we went to school his same material black history and we'll fill where you come. I say i say try like what do you think you can let it. Kindergartens reading books by tiny goes through the first grade. I'd been that's dope full like that that my san was going <hes> fortune he was going to one of those <hes> all black school utah about in kindergarten first grade. We came over here at hilton. Tom dog you like saying i can count one to ten. He's reading borders. They count thousand light battle uphill but he's doing being thousand percent better not the same better my son's bob. I'm like no. I wanna stay here. I'd like it. She was like we ain't gonna have him slowing here 'cause right behind. Ah when he when he switched over to the regular public school was there was there gap and where he was supposed to be he was eases smart kid new. No it wasn't too much of a go. He was just he was bored and i think his his teacher she was pregnant so she was in and out so that had a lot to do. Would it to really push my oldest. I feel like they didn't really push him do the videos it starts at home to it. We can't send our kids to school to let the teacher more than us and i and i tell parents that all the time like the kids that do the best in school. You are the kids who got parents at home. That confidence is because if you relying on the school home school though though you show you ready aw discourage i know people that that that one homeschool but the s._e._c. execution always let's do it. He got his own business so his home schooling king king consists of a hands-on internship learning this maria's like i just get to crew who is loan line and just you know. I think kids need to me personally. I think kids need you. Gotta get social. Eh who's either. The only child are just around. Grow people all the time collecting there on the flipside when you look at the statistics homeschool kids like have a higher rate of going to college like doing like homeschool. Kids usually do well. You don't hit like big. About how many home school high school dropouts do you hear right because it's almost unheard of like know when people when people really go to the programming programming really and really hard court. They kids really be smart but everybody. I know that do it. They kids be behind and then i ended up going to a public school because the parents they messed up and now they upgraded to behind in and catch up because they ideal of it sounds execution is all bad you know that's watched. Watch that tape fully hands on myself. I might get somebody else. If you get it to light that's home school groups and staffer. They be like half in phil trips and he go to school enrolls view. I just keep the system you know predominantly white teachers in all of that and they don't really relate to them. They moved out the hood. That's what happened well. You know what i'm saying. You got an accept it when you when you when you take will you take your kid out of where you come from and put them in a different environment the environment you put them fully identify. What are black kids like that and that's why you but that's ask the world that's going to be the world they live in allens took my son humor what school you went tonight. Everytime what about private schools she had a smaller class is more like you you now into. This is so doggone expensive. It is i i don't. I don't feel like you get the bang for your buck with a private school because is not like math is different at the public and the private use it them school <hes> you you compared to like any normal. I'm like what the and they pay for that too but is like not but if you can if you can afford it co cool but it but if i can afford it but i also can't afford it then is like what more my kid going to get that i'm gonna pay thousands of dollars twenty thirty thousand the year for that. I came the difference. You know what i mean like. I can do those things with you at home. You know but i would you paying for them them to do it. Cause you ain't going to do it right but i feel what you're saying. In terms of you put them in a private school. You still have that issue of there ain't going to be at the schooling that he can identify five with you. Just you just further forcing him into the simulation process again that goes back to do says dr said home so he has his family to be around. Put put him in sports that be with the rental people that has a lot to do. You don't want your kid to grow backward. You know homes injured role ed ice. He got any siblings. You got older. Brother was older brother in college cheap too so it's a big gap so that's why i'm giving myself six months the funny it's a big yet. I hope that works out for you. There's no work six months. The money lead them lose flying on a michelin die and yeah. I'm okay either way though you know. It's all good man i i say man putting them in that. Put them in public school. Don't i'm anti the pope is private school to me. Why people are sons only black in his no. No one call the high school. Ooh got high school like early high school because hell i'm saying here. You're like this little transition. That's cold like black his at the school. That's what i'm saying is like school but just not as i went. I went to high school and was like what and is going. Where listening is coming from using everybody address so most of his friends is white and black ferns ryan got white filipino <music> mixed up his boy boys. Is all black. People do the kids nyanza. This is interesting because i feel like my daughter was a white lever for like all her time here on a white lover never heard of that because like every time talk every time about white people white lover she'd be lied. He'd be like that like white talking about why like white people like that who but our best friend was white right right but something happened between her and her best friend now. She got a best friend yeah and now i'm like mold more more recently. I be here like halloween people around here. I'll be like where were you get a little militant on me but it is an and and i asked him i'm like what happened to you and i feel like whatever happened happened between her and her other friend like opened up her eyes turned and some things are is a culture. I shore alkyl. They are whatever they are different echoing with their parents. It's real some happened between them to where she was like. She might have said some broader here one day on whether it was the wrong terminology knowledge. I'd be trying to pull it out of her but but i'm also noticing with this black girl like i've also never seen her a bond like this with another friend to you know what i mean. We're that friend been coming over to the house the night vice versa right like is this. I'm like is something and i've been trying to tell her that all alone like don't don't sleep on your people. People can't can kinship that didn't even know but i think it's high high school too because her best friend who is white was from the old high school. She's that i think because this new high school got more black people at it. You know what i'm saying like he finding her her crew is she still got that like i want to be around a bunch of ghetto negatives but but now she's starting to really more four identify like would mean to be a black woman and all those false i want to junior high school is because it was just filipinos in my neighborhood solid deep thousand year upto ooh takes right there to ask out parkway so <hes> <hes> up until junior high then that's when i been negative day went from koper to below junior senior below hi cooper for a couple of years where we see the g._p. Was my best. This local leagues agrees damn real principle yowling with the cooper v from kindergarten to sixth to they probably did but i ve allowed junior to coober transferred to patterson moved to franklin below geragos offset below j two okay yeah transfer from franklin positive allowed junior seven day then transferred the same path spring sound springs even exist hogan don't well hugging hogan exists as a middle school said well. You guys aren't even apaches anymore so whatever i was out there. The day pass by the boys club is saying that legacy said that got shut down. I don't know right like a ghost town 'cause do his don hardly go out and we made you move out of lift of joie sons. Mom got pregnant okay. Yes you got pregnant. I'm like you know make more sense to be out. Here may feel good to be out here. I love it it yesterday. I go right back and listen. I'm blown all the time. I can't believe league that i my kids are going to be like i'm from sacramento road. We've been on here for what i remember seven ten years that we've been out here you say you've been here seven years but it's amazing how much has changed within the years right right where he knows crazy. I'll be telling people like a oh man. Come that number one. You're gonna get more bang for your buck. Just driving our is more is more family oriented in his way more things to do for your case in a city belie way cracking bloody crew. I love it. I go up by myself and good. I never frequent in sacramento excellent so far away is really not that playoff nigger do a sabah. What is it doing nick. We got oakland frisco up like you gotta dry to that in the city. It's the same thing though elk grove to antelope is below the oakland yeah. You know what i'm saying. L. grove to downtown l. Grow in downtown taxes like fifteen minutes and naked elk grove is cracking more than wrote a dual strip mall casino or some man exit man striking cracking anything harder than ever got right anatomy way but not i my mom just moved to hit and run between her bomb him and me working toro is like i don't have no reason to actually go into the unanimity outskirts. Parents are still out there. I'm dropping my kids off. 'cause i gotta go somewhere else. That's about around and come right back right back and it was the opposite when i first moved out here. I was just running back out there because i wasn't used to being out now. Go through a couple a couple of hours and i'm right back there and back out and i forgot who party was it it. Was somebody party like two years ago. Were like three spice guy shot up. When i was in live it was you there. I don't know mail some s- combined me only a matter at this point but yeah man well. Drop your location haitian for your lot idaho local. 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You can make this your first podcast man in show or throw it in there have a back burner. Whatever this september twenty four you gotta start telling people gotta gala homeboy so what's going on september twenty four <hes> tommy t trying to do a task comedians and they reached out to us and said they want us. I live taping tommy to plaza ten. Oh okay nice here too so they they reached out to us and say man we try to get some starters but we want to come forward a timber twenty four commitee's timber twenty four automatism pleasanton all know who we interviewing but we in that thing and we'll have live shows armor pull up. We all know what we're gonna do. We're gonna make it happen is going. Don't be live where we're going to have fun with it now. If you guys don't start telling lightning before it all right not like us team halloween how was that god damn mind trap art. Try hard year trap. 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Tiff ain't got no mic

2 Dudes and a Chick

1:43:18 hr | 1 year ago

Tiff ain't got no mic

"What I was just thinking allison is is thinking like I thought that was it shot zone out? That's tiff tiff Lana why my heartbeat because I know my way skip to be. I don't know if I'm ready Tom Three weeks in a row now you go. You got telling accord this. I think there's going to be fired you coordinate. Let me move this way. Yeah Gimme some cove. All I WANNA do is be yet a chick step PAP- savage growing. I didn't really stack cheese. They call me Nigga carry that next to my head Woodside girl would a big little ticky one Colorado. She live up North Nigger had a big black in cold sport. Come a real bad getting that Nigga in his class going encased. All I WANNA do that. PAYPAL group young don't ever yeah. I feel like this story. Just told you you you brought. Some of that. Energy Right Kiki's waited till the story that Hey I. I didn't know I was going to do that but I kind of turned it to Lou Ready Keith Keith dish. That's that's not fumbled house down the funnies. The you said like seven incoherent words in a row this skipped poetry man poetry in the making a saga as get this started Sheboygan Pres U. K. A. P. W. T. Aka Mister Nice on the MIC. Aka Always Come in Tight Aka. AMD's chilling kicked back lay back in the caddy said what's up to Daddy. Hey up ladies. Oh you feel good tonight. The Dow Tonight Dr I J I man oh she ain't got no da hold time ah man all right well we go pauses we back Dang that was kind of weird and she just sat there was a lettuce how long it would take for Y'all noticed. You don't say nothing took three minutes eighteen the second okay all right. Go ahead Dhaka's on you at you. What's up y'all stiff and welcome to Disney chick acres? I miss you blood. Say that every I'm probably do you do like I. I'd be looking at your on on instagram on the weekends. I'd be like man I remember when I used to be part of the fun. You say what we do this weekend. Was the wedding this weekend. That was wait. The wedding was this past weekend. It was so long ago today is Thursday but Friday note saying it was six days. The wedding was Friday. That's why it was so long ago off that makes sense because it wasn't Saturday due to that right there where she just did. You know what I started a diary laughing. He started out like a lock and just as we did this today day like I is it bothers him when he does not do. Do Somebody me like a cliff note and I'll be like Oh yeah okay dad though like if somebody asks me what I did last wee- be like anything young had a look like good weekend but I like to like extended wedding shenanigans so I was like it was Kinda. Dope having it on a Friday because in front because we were there I was like Dang. We still got like our whole weekends so I mean I have been there since Thursday and then we'll talk about my cousin's wedding. It was so much fun it was beautiful but wedding was sexy Tony. It was though the sex and it made me think about your wedding you went to and I was like so there's a big difference between young people get married and that's what I told you. I was like they both will one is in his forties and your cousin is definitely thirty. She's he's thirty seven so this was like this was grown grown and sexy way sexy it was we have so much fun. We we stayed at the Clermont. That was my first time staying there airmont yeah old school rooms whereas we had the tower suite so we were able to go up on the tower so <hes> Dow was dope. We had fun <hes>. All the girls met up. Shutout Tori got got her a GIG. She did everybody's makeup. It was amazing really beautiful but she had robes ready for us. What nightgowns and little kittens slippers it was? We had a Lotta Fun. Just this was a really good group of girls so she has a lot of different groups of friends and can cause you know she moved to Texas so that's a whole another group out there so her wedding party consist of family her her sister and myself a childhood friend and then she had her college friends and so they all it was just it was just dope mixture here everybody was like will I'll have them. Were younger than I thought but it was Nice Mr we all. I had a good time. We all had the same intentions was our girls get married and we are so excited for her. Let's turn up in these girls like turn like I felt like a granny with them. They get they turn up the difference between close the forty the in close to turn up saying kicked them young thirty year old. You can't with them. Forties forty year old to stat so a lot of them are fused to me. A few of them are younger than me. That's what I'm trying to say the cry you used to kicking and where is your age and above but she saying her age and above was partying hard. That's what I'm saying they live. I was just like yelling who look luke probably only been in six weddings through the summer hits. None of them have kids Mary except for like one of them. One of his pregnant in the single energy saving energy is different. Just take care of yourself you more like on is good to get away like we do this this this this this this is all like they got what they like inbetween weeks. Now it was dope. It was just good in <hes>. It was really really find getting to know all these ladies like we already got invited back. We're going to Texas in January for one of her friend's birthday party or something I'll be going for. I don't really need a reason I'll go yeah and a lot on your route like all of her friends. Were like dope. You know what I'm saying like they all I've I will it was a good time. The whole experience is a good time winery so that was Friday. Then Saturday Saturday. Oh timeout hold on they dance in had fireworks sparklers strikes bargainers inside it with <hes> with dancing on the clouds. was that John Lennon so it was so it was dubbed okay so we they have the place they had. It was Ruby Hill. Oh Golf please. I don't know the right name. I think it's called. We'll be ill or something in pleasanton golf course they had it outside aside the ceremony had harpist coming through and then when she go onto the ceremony is like this massive staircase. It's like a staircase that goes up has a platform goes up another flight of steps another platform and then goes up another fighter step so I guess a very dramatic staircase so we all had our entrance in the staircase. I think that they had the dope is entrance. I've seen in a long time. What's on they play? I can't even remember but it was asked him. When they came out remember that it was like an old school saw oo had all of us come no no no aren't good? I'll even know what you see now and we like the glow sticks like the wedding party was on Dancefloor. It was just a party from the beginning it was it was a small wedding. I think the only had like one hundred and fifty people there was like the perfect amount perfect weather blood but it wasn't like scorching hot by the time they had it and then they did so they had the first Dan Ah there were dancing and then the sh- fireworks came through Keller dramatic it was dope would geologists on business and <hes> so why I go because his bother me baby we can go how to Hook to stop. You got me up so high these lawmakers the song okay. That's why the the cloud did you say that yeah I think touching the sky you got me up so high touch coach in any way that we partied whatever and then at the end had us all go outside aid and we had the giant sparklers and we need a little tunnel praying no sent that it got not night you got you give human here too. I was just like just no hair because they were like hell along. They were sparkly yeah doing with the kids but they were like the size of this right they long before yeah. Yeah I was dope <hes> so that was Friday and then Saturday we had jeanine had a game in Whitland strike back up. We stayed in Valeo. I had to actually so Friday morning. I had to do a balloon arch for a birthday party so I got up and did that and he got got up and went home to pick up the kids and I met them in wetland for his game. Oh Yeah we need you add for our podcast <hes> and events by I tip advanced by tick since we're now officially sponsored by evinced by nine one down this by TIFF interrupt in Writing Commercial Teke funny. Today's episode is brought to you by Steph and and then so that was Saturday so they have something where you can meet them in San Francisco. I was like that's not for me. I'm not doing that and then <hes> Sunday Sunday we went. They chartered a bus from the bay to Napa because I have a lot of people fly in from out of town a lot of like trying to make sure like folks get day. Yes so we went to Napa we went to Madrid Madaba Qaddafi mccovey winery and then we went to lunch at the visa to freeze whatever that one days and then we went to Raman. Have you Raymond do so we went into that one and then we went to the back like bread. Brad is called the bedroom. The Red Velvet Room groom was Velvet Velvet Walls Velvet still it looks like a like a sex extramural so speakeasy the playboy magazines they had in the back pool table Bar. It was just a sexy room. It was dope in there which is real casual like which is a big lake crossed the threat table. It wishes dope sanded <music>. The room was held a sexy. Everybody response was the same when they walked in the room. It was like ooh sexy everybody it and we were like what like thirty something like Pat with some. We'll give or take a couple of people so that was the super bowl we just it was just good revive's good conversation good mingling which is a good time. I will Sunday and then Monday was a holiday. I don't think we did anything Monday. Yes yes we did we went to the mall because he had to find something where to my reunion Saturday. That's this is is due Saturday. Yes like in data tomorrow. Were I did not know that Mexico. I Thatta was the one after that was after that I'm completely not ready for that. Either was after the next Saturday your birthday teases. Oh my God we didn't win over to the listeners know yet schedule. I don't man man that's why I'm straight journal dire dire diary absolutely calendar too so what where are reunions coming up so I got the old crew together weeds. We turn it up this whole weekend grill. The gang is backed the gang gang gang kicking it tomorrow. We're going to top golf tomorrow and then Saturday's the reunion but I thought it'd be fun 'cause back in the day before we used to go somewhere. We always meet up at my house like that was a spot files like let's have our pre party at the House the House before we go to the market so everybody's coming there we turn it up a little a bit there and then we're going to the reunion and then Sunday percival shot out to our son is his birthday. Today we got. We got a whole twelve year airlines birthday today. We got a whole twelve year old houses a little subdued for his birthday. We going skating on Sunday. My parents surprise is dumb and pick them up after school and took off today yeah he did. He got some phone calls and stuff so I didn't get an invite to the birthday party I sent you'll have nop you never opened it. Okay you skate not because I I remember discussing on the podcast Nick. You gotTa pay if he ain't there within the first half hour. Yes you know what I'm saying definitely on the invite list. Would you get into this weekend this past weekend. I mean not. La Natty not calling me no more the only time we talk. I got getting everything I had a I had a crazy weekend. Man <hes> saw the. La Actually said that you were going. I'll be there to respond that. Yes well then. You need to start diary I do. I've been at work all day just like when my supposed to do like anyway so <hes> came home from work Friday night took a nap Ah woke up about like one in the morning hopped on the freeway to La met it with my mom and daughter and sister and her friends and <hes> around you know eight nine in the morning and they was at the embassy suite shoots. I unfortunately I have one of the nastiest he is embassy. Suite Omelettes may have been not do hey look. I know I said it but I say again. I think I outgrew it. Though I gotta step it up to like some safe what what the case may be member like I walked you know how how long we been driving for a while and you like I was looking forward to walk in off the streets into that buffet line and got that Omelette to the I just so <hes> I came back with it because they got breath. No more rather pay ended ended up spending the day with short them <hes> Disneyland. Is I look I'm like why are you go to completely completely a little. I'm right there which came back with the whole magic trash like happen to Vegas Yeah. I'm getting all that it's only spent like we'll only win. All three rides the lines too long because the lines along the lines of long and then it was like I told Ya to go and get some times uh-huh so first of all we didn't get to the park until like eleven thirty in the afternoon in the after noon behind. Yes Dan when we get to the park. I got my mamma with me. Mama you know my mom at that age where like she. She got a good blocking her and then I said it's like so it was like <hes> we get there. We had a walk a block because you know you. You don't get dropped off like right in front like you gotTa Walk to get through the little things right so everybody down pounded under the right so I didn't have no ticket so it's like you got to buy a ticket so like two hundred dollars for the park calmer okay. I'm like two hundred dollars seems thing's ridiculous then they like. You need to get the fast pass. I'm like hey. How do I get the fast pass in the ladies like you already have the fast passing party ticket? I told you you just go in and you sign up but then when we get in and like no you need the Max pass not too fast because authorized they wanNA ride on the fast pass. It was like the evening time that it was going to be available right so you guys are starting late right so now I got to spend another fifteen dollars on the Max pass right on top of that. My mom is like I need a scooter all right. Let me go get you a scooter. No main free seventy dollars. You know you said he dollars so now. She got hurt the <music> seventy dollars like it's just like then because we got their eleven thirty we went all Indiana ride. We went on positive care being when they need to blow that the whole ride up because actually it was a waste of time the boat one is this and you're moving slow yeah and then we went on <hes> the guardians of the galaxy like like or the tower tear however you want to call it right and then that was it like we had a corn dog and it was like all right. Let's go back to the hotel because my mom wanted to go to dinner tonight. Everybody wanted to get sleep sleep. I don't think you guys thought this trip all the way I don't. Why are you park hopper? You don't even need a park hop is he. Did you guys go to California adventure the next day no look. Did you guys go to California pitcher that day for a ride for tired. y'All spent all that for one ride this. This is myth all that yes wow like hot right and so then they went to dinner at goofy kitchen. which was you know all right? It was cool but it was all right the same time wait. Why are you guys had little kids with? You know. This is my sister turn twenty seven. This is what he wanted to do for her birthday. Uh So then after we left goofy kitchen <hes> they went back on and say here for <hes> was that was that so you got something something or an anonymous as a regular restaurant dinner with the characters but for us it was five hundred yeah those Ios five headed by Dr Got Mad at my mom because my monkey like like her head to me like every time like son you know what I mean like and so the peop- picture people came around like Oh. Here's y'all pitcher Yadda. Yadda yeah is going to be like like fifty dollars and my mom was like son. I want this and my daughter was like <hes> stop bullying daddy like you know what I'm saying like you. Just make daddy daddy say no no. I'm like y'all like tool kind like ain't nobody really considered my pockets. She likes she tapping into my plan. They went back though they went back to the part but at that time it was like eight thirty nine o'clock and I was like let me hit the road to Vegas Ain't do nothing all day right drive US kidding drive three hours a hot down in Vegas like twelve thirty I hit my boy was was good where we at Disney like Nigam at home in the bed. I just didn't think this is coming up on planning did he knew he was coming ship. Not Knowing you a earlier in the week I told him I said I'm coming. I'm I was like I'm going to hell you never do I never did the comfirmation Disney literally said to me on the phone so where you stand I is in Nick. I thought I was staying with shoe. He was like <hes> okay right so look the way he said Okay like I'm like Oh this negative feeling some type of way about it right but I'm like. I'm sitting there like I probably should have confirmed. It was like Nagai. Am come the Vegas like not just so now. It's like in the middle of the night apart Takhar. I go into a Casino Zeno. I got no takes ain't got to pay to park now. So I tell Sandy I'm like. I said he might feel sleeper. Some those I'm GonNa get his name with you Nah. She was on the phone me. Let me take negative see I guess I'm like bread like like where to address saying like naked tire woo no response and cool fan so I wait to lake week three in the morning. Damn lying inland in the casino. Wait till three in the morning then I'm like fuck it so I go outside. I take a nap in the car in the wake up five o'clock still no no tech's slow this time I'm hotline Okay Nigga fill some type of way woo mind mind you when I'm in the Casino. I can't find a hotel room nowhere in Vegas like all room sold out so let me give one convention Labor Day weekend like like say no like I'm going on all like hotel websites oldsmobiles tails in Vegas that night like everything was going on Labor Day weekend sober like five thirty in the morning. I was just like I hate to do it but I'm like the Nigga obviously inflate you. Not I mean I'm like and I'm not about to really just sauce I. I just drove home. Breath back to this way back slid back so this is the funniest dame tim o'clock. I'm watching church on on my phone line and then all of a sudden my phone stopped working so I had the term Kerma phone off. Turn it back on reboot it right when I rebooted it br. I had like fifteen techs come through yes yes from him from him and his other nickname was out there. It was like blood where you at Nikki. Is you coming through or not. I blood you know what I'm saying. I ain't GonNa wait up. No Oh mama this. You know the address like ten o'clock. I'm on the road. I think it's been Texan so what the happened. I don't know what it was it was it wasn't one of them like all. Doesn't he. Just texted. No I was like I was getting text messages from folks that I was like Oh oh man people have been texting me like my mom had text me like you make it. You know what I'm saying like. Autumn texts came through at ten o'clock breath. Why not rebooted my phone and at that point it was just like I'm too far away to turn around to turn around like I just gotTa bring home so I you know I was like God? Mustang won't Vegas or some light on what was going go down but I drove the vegas literally to sleep in a parking lot and drove home. Wow around us. How fun was hot like? What is this the only the only good thing is that <hes> I got in some some good quality podcast time with other products but by the time I got home on Sunday house like I hate everybody and everything over it like just over? It and it's all bad there's already in Monday's spent the day <hes> with <hes> Sandy's parents that they house waddling game now about it watching what games we watched the arena today. She Smashed Man. Ask Beijing. Oh my goodness shame. She Bluer like six to number five answering those number eight a Serena been keeping doing that all tournament though breath is he on a mission record man br. I think it's more than just just breaking the record. I think he's out to prove something like I'm out to demolish people. I didn't know she is in the game aim for twenty years. That's a long time man in the still dominate like this. The you gotta think about it. We was in high school when she came out swinging on our twenty year reunion she she still and I couldn't move as good as she move if I wanted to I think can make them. My whole body collapse at the action can return serve her as she trip external humor. A sober man's undercover tank leaked. I'll tank job. Oh my bet undercover not talking talking about you was undercover cop undercover. Thank you talking about like Utah lifestyle by us. That's where you blew up from New York undercover. I remember yes in front of you. Were asking it you made it seem like what you think about him him him being undercover. Let me repeat let me wind back for your which I think about New York undercover the leak Yobo it'll be what do you think about your Maliki Yoga okay saint they. You know what I'm trying to say. Would you think about it. City attracted to Trans Women. I think all guys are attracted to Trans Women until they find out that they're trans. I roll with that you can give <hes> he was just saying as Nah no no way to open man he leaves into open is one thing is like okay is like this. I got this this philosophy on dot we. I say the cut the we have to talk about why even is making statement. Why is he making statement? I don't know you brought it up. Why is he making the statement because Homeboy homeboy killed herself? Somebody killed themselves getting bullied for getting bullied. That was his girlfriend though who the dude that that <hes> killed herself he went. I never unnamed read the story. I don't even know I just know I thought that he was just like basically just what I gaffney who is making a public service announcement basically of just about like gadgets changed and just can't keep doing ns because these people are dying. Are you going to deepen our just taking it on foot of face value. I'm saying he liked attracted to Trans Women but here's the deal man like he's a I is. He attracted to Trans Women or is he attract the women women 'cause he's not saying well he he said I'm attracted to women with breast and penis which would mean a trans woman the he at least s you know he actually sent he accidentally for the dramatics distress his point. Let me read further. We're were you say. Would you say that that mean that's what I'm attracted. The women's gym saying but being attracted to that and actually being involved often that I feel are two different things <hes> Baby Mama came out and said that he's dating a transsexual his his baby mama like we believe her. She's mad because they're not together no more we can't take she's saying for. La La host wrong. I can't back that up. I feel you going with this but now he going to deepen it. Tricked dramatics is one thing to say look man people to everybody has their own issues their own problems not that it's a problem for them. Live life didn't say that I'm I'm saying you just read it right. Yes giving Roestoff over your craving controversy media take out. Hey He's a is not about GonNa tell your sex but about attraction to the soul and humanity of the individual and often the beauty that is in the courage and conviction the live ones truth as a self identify sis heterosexual men I to learning what it means to be trans attracted transit attracted. Did you are attracted to he's saying that he don't spying Trans People like ugly and disgusting the way they're often often depicted within society but that he can find the beauty in choosing to live their lives the way they want to live that they still right. Where did you get your information it just to make it a it's like wait what titties he did say that <hes> ah other right now I watched when I find it? y'All GonNa be light but there are allegations that he'd been sleeping with trans minors minors. I was some trans minor said that ain't cool. She was like he'd been sleeping with US Cuba. He been sleeping with us. A transfer mine is a transactional does a minor hit in words there is is it like a no. No question is a stupid question. <hes> remember Ah you know. Hey man you attract till you attracted to. I ain't in the business post show that's full the transgender people interested arrested all the same. You're tracking attracted to that's a good story. The story like Mike and you will like a pretty face trans people like they do like they. They do their best to look their best so sam be looking real. Good run this high. Take you dog if if you treat me. I don't think that's right. Were tricking people. No that's what I'm saying like. If I see somebody would go chain like and that's nice gold chain and then I find out that's a fake go channel. So at what point is it their responsibility to let you know that they're trans. Should it be immediate connect connect. I think I think I think it depends on like where what relationship you build with them if we in passing. I don't think it's my business to know was going but if we had the club and I buy your dream together that high trans. I don't think it needs to be like that doesn't need to be that at the like drink by does does need this this for me. I think is no. I don't think it needs to be like. Can I buy you know well. I'm trans that I just for myself just wanting to know but me just outside looking in. I don't think it's nobody's business to start off straight right up like hey how you doing. I'm Teresa I'm at what point do you do it. On the I think I think I think once you if wishes changing information and seeing like like once you get full by militiamen full by Moma and like he thinks it's like I just need to know. Do you know what's going on okay. Thank you very like hey I been. I don't WanNA chick you. I WanNa embarrass you but do you know was real was real. I you know what I mean like in a most 'cause you know negative crazy. You get them near kill or beat up just because he's embarrassed with all of that but just to save face on both sides light Yo you know <hes> like in some type of way I agree with you. I mean I prefer I prefer prefer by what to do but I prefer it on the drink now. Let me by your drink drink and you never see them again. Like what's the point of exposing that in that moment. I'm only buying drink for for one reason. Save me my twelve dollars. I think once you bought the drink you can't get the refund you slap it out. They're going to buy a drink. Let me get wherever she giver ever wouldn't give her whatever she hey. I guess I will do that man. I ah brought you to drink under false pretenses on foucault you only by somebody a drink if you think he bought the smash yes. What's you only by chicks drinks? 'cause you think you're about to smash the whole world. Only buys kicks drink trying to smash no not it was a walk into a beautiful limited by her during that they do know was whistled wha- ways have you uh-huh drinks and clubs just in general honestly I've never bought a I've never bought a random person may drink club. I'm only buying people that like I know drinks. What about if you wisdom mighty and they would random? I'll buy them a drink. Okay okay. I'M GONNA have I yeah by the way I'm on the vibe of if I'm with a whole grew especially if I if I'm with a whole group and I go to the bar I I'm liable to comeback Jaaz for the whole air by joy. Let like if I see somebody in the club on my sheet is let me buy you a drink. I'm only buying that drink 'cause. I'm hoping that drink leads to me smashing. I'm with that. It's an investment an initial investment on my smash future make sense tiff the agree now that he broke it down no because it could just be like your cute Adrian. No no no let me by drink is the you're cute. Let me by drink in hopes that you'll come over here and talk to me and then I smack exactly. I don't know this why because I just I don't agree but is never just a Oh. You're cute. Let me buy you a drink just because you you don't get your hopes down on me. Nothing that you can come out of it. I just still respect is go and buy drinks absolutely rose only because they think dave is this new star softwood attraction. How let me show you how I'm attracted to you? Here's a drink. Let's see what he'd go. It may be talking to somebody unattractive to furnace mash somebody I'm attracted to trying to get it easy lick that I might want somebody to see all. He bought her a drink. Yes let me smash yet. Be Happy me ask ask you got the dog dirtbags wack come by come by a random ugly. Hey girl picket lamb China gatewood also saying not even even smashed with the with the unattractive person. I'm saying you buy an unattractive person as unattractive to you. I drink you just Kinda. Lik easil- you can get the attracted grow to you you to look and be like Oh that's cute. He bought her drink and it'd be like Yay saying I just seen her over there. He wanted to drink he looks at you know saying it lands and then all of a sudden he'd be like Oh. That's that'd be like a but now since you here you want me to buy you drink too. I came by her drink without buying you drink Awda so nice yeah you want another one. Yeah okay come on. Let's go smashed Bill A- last week it was me like three other checks and he was trying to smash somebody Scott. None of them know see we won. It just killed it off everything. We knew them validated. He said we know then yeah yeah. We'll buy imagery. He said I'm calling on my momma drink. He's we tell modern Rando you. Tell me if you had a bar a random person by you drink q guy I i. He's a Ni- and he buys you a drink. You don't think he's he's trying to smash China's Matt. It's never felt like anybody who has bought me. A drink has been trying to smash tip. Have you got to make you feel personally because he did it right Mary saying like Johnny she didn't pick the vibe he would lie. I you know what he married like. You'll you'll vibe. Reader is down the hall single ready to mingle drink. You'd be like he ready. Eighty waterfalls go to bed was a magazine Balmy during well of course you wouldn't but he don't know that even if I was single you Mary you don't know your morals. He's hoping that you're moralists. They go that. You're willing to give up the coach on the first night. He fell as he got you walk like he felt like you know what let me see if I get this he felt like enough of these not going to say no anyway Kevin Hart a Dr thing that go back fractured so here's the thing is a trip because I feel like anytime something happens in Hollywood is always like conspiracy. Theories is always like I don't know old old to be to drive but I just think that is really well because because so the conspiracy theories is either he was full around with the check PLO but it's supposed to be three people three people in car but he full around with him. It was in the car with a military people in a car listen. I'm I'm telling you all the different scenario and then renewed that. Did you see the car. <hes> is your yeah yeah so they're saying that he got out of the car food with his own people and then they took them the house and it was at hospital. You broke your back and you are at the house. That seems so dangerous to do something like this dangerous. Could you can instantly but you'll do that if you were drunk and in one night and right so they're saying and he really was driving and so he did that so that he could have his alcohol level down a little bit before he went and saw the moment you look at your oh boy like you gotta take this one. I know you you got this one for me then. They're also saying that that wasn't the case because how homeboy I was stuck in the car. He had to be like pride out that I would. I'd just write something else. If talking about how that car didn't even have a backseat so how was the girl even in the car issues. It's just like a lot which is so sad it's like can we just think okay but it's like every time happens. It's always like lose. We got five minutes of convolute. It is yes I mean I just thought that it was a little strange that up a little strange that he got car with his wife's trainer and his friend and friends on the stand that is that's like that's like you in the car with us right yeah. I just thought that was strange that he like left the scene on his own and to me. That's why that's why I say something. Something is fishy up into the back. Why not shellback broke your you're not even know got a blood transfusion quick but only reason why he would need to do that because he was driving he wasn't so then I heard the nine one one call allegedly is saying that yeah do just climbed named out of the driver's side of the car then I'm like who doesn't know who Kevin Hart is take down the get you can look? They had the so that no so they couldn't get out. That's what that's like. I don't know how Kevin could have been the driver because they're saying saying that they could and he was like stuck in the car bad to give the jaws of life vote. No something happened because they said by the time the people got there. He was is already going with his people now. Kevin was back in the car and how does she come out uninjured ocean Russian perfect so it's like you're the car was. I don't know it's really strange. It is strange for them to say that there was not even a back seat in the car. Where was the girl sitting now? We GonNa miss you know a Kevin. Hart movie is GonNa Delay just finished too but so the one movie that he just finished. It's dope because you know I just began jungle book. Nah I just randomly be following. People all stories I find interesting aren't instagram like just like random people. I don't get that dog and then I turn around I'd be like having and finally people for a couple of years and even realize it so it was his one guy who <hes> him and his wife they used to blog and stuff. She used the a blog her pregnancy Ernie and then she ended up she had the baby and then she ended up dying like take the lady died. The mom died and use following them before like her whole journey and she died on to know. I think I started following them. After after I finish their movie he finished that movie that movie's GonNa be going to a good one so basically you found so I was following them in real life so the dude the husband turned the wives pregnancy blog into like just a documentary not documentary. Just he turned the blog into just his day to day like his story now raising his daughter on his own. It's just that just change the narrative to now like raising his daughter and his own yeah. That's very common. Women dying is especially especially with black. Women Yang Ain't no guarantee or make it through dying out to have a baby yeah because I don't know why but the white man it was a white man but the key to write he was a daughter Yeah but is very common women losing their life after childbirth is like I don't know the the nurses don't be time serious about pain and stuff uh for address whatever women to one of the judge I forgot what judge one of the guys TV shows. She lost her daughter-in-law after she had her baby. It's it's more comedy very sad but not yeah I finished that movie. ES L. Let's say I think some vichy over and he hasn't will. He's supposedly in a lot of pain. I get that I just surprised you haven't put out a statement. The wrote this about sleeping with in some things about yourself that we didn't go out and talk about what gave you the courage the team trying to figure out what is the case fiction of the he said he saw a picture in the magazine like what are you first of. Why are we finished talking about that? You like dog with a bow right. I thought Oh my gosh he had no. I told you he didn't have to because it didn't say anything all into Kevin Hart conversation over here. I thought he has something to deal with Kevin Hart. Ah Naked just said I saw a picture with a person with titties and appeanas. Let's it attracted to anyway <hes> so that's what's going on. I don't know I'm surprised they haven't made a statement yet are his can't hasn't made a statement yet in everything from his everything come from was wife is he's okay. He's fine great duly where you quick to like everything is good but she's like not even like like that. She's he's like not making no. I contact like everything's good he'll be great. He's fine so what's your theory like. I don off pieces. You've put together so let me ask you right now. Let me ask aw stuff like because I know because I've been wondering this about him. Ever since we seen the <hes> <hes> porn days appeal would they chapelle was dislike. Kevin Hart is like down near as close to perfect pink hats. You can get as you can get and when you think about the run he bennelong license soul plane breath he'd been on the serious is like blow up like every year like he ain't like you know people have peaks and valleys but it seemed like go up up up up and when he have a peak it's like a small like did but it ain't really had that life full-blown but I'm just saying like do you think is possible possible for a person to just continue to glow up or if is it like the longer you blow up the bigger eventual all right in that the higher you go to the longer the fall so is this his because he you know like I don't think it isn't a major fall for him but anything he doing any mood he made does not going up going down as the big town for him because it's news breaks. I mean like when he do wrong. He likes the biggest guy in a rural right now. One of them is going to be heard to everything everything like. Kevin Hart dug his nose as some book. It's like you know what I'm saying like. That's big. Do you think his portrayal of the way he glowing Lohan up like leads to bad Karma form like almost sometimes I feel like is not just that he's prospering and I uh like I love the fact that like he live a clean life. He Ain't in the light drugs and all that I like that about him but sometimes I feel like Mike the way I feel like there's a lack of humility in his glow that I'm like. That's putting bad Karma out there. I'm reading too much into the nigger live. I doing good man I doing good setting pads ask and bringing a Lotta people up with them. So I said anything he do is going to be being the and it's GonNa. NBA conspiracy like he couldn't literally just freaked out. He could have really been in the passenger seat like he said it really our he could. It don't made no sense what I can't wait till the league then go get a gale oprah. Somebody had to do the interview right and ain't GonNa be Don Lemon. Somebody gotTa do the interview where he like. Hopefully they do the interview after the whole cheating scandal but he got to interview at this one this one he saying Amos Amos Walt. He ain't got no embarrassment. This is a redemption story like he can do it and be like it's been so hard coming back learning how to walk again. Man Remember Knbr Tracy Morgan did his redemption interview man prayed about being legal at the end of the day also to Sergey workout coup and he straight. I hope he's cooling hoped his his tiger woods moment when tiger woods and his wife remember him and his wife like his started with like Tiger Woods wife hit his car with a golf club and then he just went al-Nasiri. Is this daryl downwards. It was like Dang when is is it gonNA stop like just like year after year. Got Worse released the Bab way trailer pretty see how being Martin hit looking at Martin face been looking big big pasted. Hey remember that for sure you remember that <hes> that character he oh not the character that one episode that his head was flat that the movie is GonNa be. That's what it's GonNa be. I think is GONNA be trash. I think I think I don't think it's I think it's GonNa be Campbell. Matt Okay Okay. I would just say that great so I think he's GonNa be like the same level going in there with so low. Expectation I think is GonNa be funny and I think it won't be the same level as I say didn't track trash. I take that back so I was excited. You you yeah why I don't know the other so excited. It was good the other ones didn't excite me but this is I I mean it was a good look at moments and I was the first one had moments this woman. They made this movie simply because bad boy fans was like we he won't another bad so why would they make anything different than what they worry again. I'm looking at the captain betrayal the captain instill the saying Hey Larry still the same mike law by a I had this this thought like when I first seen it like the trailer win and like he walked in through where he shot all the people like you should anybody he was like captain. I just had to start like this. NIGGA is a serial killer. Guy Is playing movies a lot at the same thing I was like man. I was thinking like not not him blight costly just kill people get away with that hit. You know I'm watching this. We've been living emotionally ooh he's really soon all the bad guys and they just joking about. It damaged the bad guys outside light deep into the movie. I didn't say nothing I was like. What is he going to do? When he retired and kill people they just keep coming back? I gotTa Kill and then I thought about that now. It's like I think he got hurt in the movie because Martin was running in the previews and emily's and I was thinking like they finally got him like he didn't kill a lot of people's benefit that that belief factor. You can't think about that. I'm no I'm no. I'm not supposed to think about that but I'd excited in this movie. <hes> dwayne Wade on letter B. in the movie. I think that's why I didn't get excited editor body because I was thinking about being the movie no. She can't be in the move way how does she how old is her role. In the movie she was Martin sister and then in that was worth sister kill. That was her sister. Did he get killed. No they were the end of the second movie with her life together gather with Mike lowry but if Mike Lowry as Mike Larry they can be together well 'cause he's supposed to be a playboy will Smith Yeah like you don't bring him into the third movie lights high now with kids like that's the whole reason why he's still out serial killing go into a mid life crisis. I come on one more time while motown like what the Hell Martin been doing. This NIGGA retired already light. They're going to have him as like an insurance adjuster and I think Martin GonNa hit this day. No Eddie Murphy talking about a real life I know but I just died and then like can't police officers do that like retire but then they partner be like one more time coming back and then. How do they determine his compensate Compassi one more time thinking about this? You're going to go on the mission like this grand theft auto in love Michelle. I'm like just like me being right now. The Guy became oh man are indicating to work this. This out are thinking about like what are you say about this does does he get a badge and a good like he talking about. We police this retired Nikki like so anyway. 'cause y'all got the hookup. Hr Garda's what it is way way but I still want to see you gotta you gotTa see that for the coach for sure we well. I spring clean the house. Okay okay man in fall. I've been busy. I've been wanting to do this for a long time. Now I gotta go you gotTa Clean House but I got I went. I got rid of the pile. Oh I have so much locked forgot. I forgot I go ahead. Hello funny because I hello hello forgot. I've watched you anyway. You say that we did oh let me do now because it's probably about to delete we <hes> <hes> already deleted well. No I have this one though so I feel kind of bad because I think that our neighbors thought it was like AAC sidewalk junk pickup day so they made themselves so high all as well why they made a POW and it's still career oh you got along. They seen that arbuckle could've did them a solid though no but you know what though the dude ask because it's to people because I watched them 'cause I was like thinking we're going to get charged because it was like a giant filed the peril chess and it was like a truck load like I think that I mean look you got to once a week. I mean not once a week once every year. Every file here will our pile. y'All had a whole the trump is so that's what I'm saying. 'cause I cleaned out the entire house. You gotTA DO D. cluttered every cabinet every drawer every closet you got a back like I just decluttering garage. Did he talk to be so that's it okay TUG NASTY TALKING NASTY TO O. S. Made me so happy but <hes> but yes I think is still up so when they after they picked up our garbage I seen do it was like a we get this right here and then he looked at his little notebook pull the back down and they wrote off. I guess not kidding. They are pick up. That's called living and pay. Ot like three or four year to do one for for the house because I feel like there's a lot of stuff in my house that I didn't realize I thought is GonNa be just you know. I didn't think it was going to be like that. But once I started like a feeling is nothing worse well. I frequently visit a House that to say the least hoarders live there and they need like they need to do that. They need to set up three appointments in three because they could weeks India's throat every or garage sale. No yeah like one whole halfway affidavit garage is just trash trash trash roaches Argon. I'd really do for like they clean it out. They GonNa find all kinds of everything whereas this upstairs as you can barely walk down the hallway 'cause there's like his bags are trashes upstairs in the so yes and no Nah I mean and like I'm saying bags trash but it's like is is not trash just like unnecessary like this year like like like from like years of just but they also don't clean out the frigerator like they will put like leftovers in leftovers of it'd be an frigerator like weeks and months at a time and it just be like you opened frigerator and the smell is to where you just like. I don't know now now district. Take you get a couple of waters. y'All need to change the filter the or open up a couple boxes of love arm and hammer like this is terrible I every time I'm in now. I'm dislike ma'am. Please let me just let me Clean Amos House one time. I'm just I feel like I I wouldn't even I wouldn't even do that because you're going to get pissed. 'cause you won't come back and it's going to be right back but I feel when you get to <hes> or at least for me when I get to a declutter stage everything goes into trash because if I if I sort through stuff and try to is like I didn't need this before I started cleaned so why he was doing just keep this. I was like Nah it. It was a racket. He wants to keep the racking like this. You'd be own listen. This racket has been sitting in. This garage wasn't my racket. He's like NAM when the goal I'm GonNa Take Bella House a racket and sometimes you gotta tell yourself like I really am not going to go and do this report along this whole dump low I grab one racket and I put in my truck and my car start with one racket right. Bella was like soul chew sitting just looking at us so sad. I was like what it's 'cause. I cleaned on a playroom aw <hes> and she just stuff that she hasn't seen in over a year she singing and was like you in my house. I get has a hole in it Bella. I don't care that it has a hole in it and she just was like so sad baby when I got there yeah tell me who gave it doer traumatized. I felt bad when she told me who gave it to her. Who gave Chris Geology Christiane Giraffe? It's like telling me get you another one for your next birthday and I told her I'm turning her playroom because she's never in there. I'm turning it into office. This though you're you're turning tail like that idea conversation with a woke her up no not really woke you up. It's been in my so you ready to jump out the window out the window. I hit my boy up. He he ready waiting for you to do the <hes> the website like never appreciate that he just opened the window open into window is fine as we appreciate you open a win. The nod at events by tiff is sponsoring our show to do your ad now yeah no the second time I tried to set her up. You get to it she a good he ain't keep missing the Aliyu a Yup. I Want Masters Man Guy. Hey Man. I've been telling you because they don't want to do that anymore. I do. I'm telling you go you WANNA go to cheap where the expensive way man I can't into conclusion you know also anti <hes> Phoenix and yeah <hes> schools that hate and I'm like I'm out to Asia where like I've been reading knowledge. I'm like why when I go to a program that's convenient convenient for me for knowledge. You can get to go with your cousin man. It'd be nice and I would just like tricky. MADGE WANNA go to a program whether it take take five six years but I just wanted to educate myself on so my thing is interesting and I don't like doing everything else I I go to Saxton is. I'm being lazy on that. I think your <hes> I think you'll enjoy it and looked back favorably on this decision man. You know I is man. I feel mommy. It is who you know. I Love Education So oh you know I say go for. Get Your masters that way you know you you feel fulfilled. Educational Wise. I got got a brother in my class at Toro University that has like I see him in class and make me Hello Ella happy to have him him there. He he remind me of somebody. That probably was sitting at home. It was like a new get my masters like I'm GonNa do it so I'm glad me like y'all both nothing out the window to window now. I think I think just reading books. Prepare me for this dog because I made me like I'm reading Allah bugs educating myself and then I started thinking well. My job will pay for me to go to school long. Go to school. They will yeah. Why have we been having this conversation? He's GONNA CHEAP WAY OUR <HES> high school like I say don't don't be asking me to help you with your homework. I'll say dog <hes> I said once I get my bachelors. I'm never going back to school. That's why you never say never yoga's but your masters degree is going to be so different from your bachelors. You don't actually probably have to put in some work but I'm just saying something is. It's a different mentality. I think when you older order and go back to school because you're doing it for purpose yourself like like I'm not I'm not I just. I just really in another reason why I'm going there because I'm not doing this for a job promotion. I'm not doing it for just doing it for self like like I said like reading books won't just get into something that's gone. I'm just that I'm interested in so that's why I'm doing it is a having my utility belt like Batman without when I need it or see where it takes me we bravo and you are GonNa help me. No I'm not no I am not of Hayden. I'm letting you know known to do a man right right now. Do not come to me would know homework assignments. They gotta be do read this no right this this no doing sit down with me. No R. E. TO ME. No lineal that now <hes> AH TOA IT IS KINDA support. You have will be here for you. How I'll be there you you just gotTa? Do the work yourself soon. I'm ready. I'm ready to put it to work. I signed China Light. Take a full on low. I'm just GONNA take whatever I can handle two hill and Pushto his I'll be there black educated me. I think it'd be dope. Man You know Brandon got his masters. I'm GonNa give that speech. I never thought he'd do it party. Events by Tiffany you'll have a graduation party vince by Tiffany Nicole. Can you tell us about this party doc address up fo <hes> on the twenty second well. It's just GonNa be a nice intimate dinner for Brandon Dan for his birthday and I got address it. Yes dress whole strictly enforced just coast Giglio for a you ain't getting there. You Ain't getting will not let you basically I just need a collared Shirt and some slack there you go. Oh take it in a blazer nails the arch. I told you just just it. I just thought it'd be fun and niceties to rule just like a that seems to be the theme of the season grown and sexy on a nice catered dinner good times good from this exit going to come on now. You have a left hand right hand would you oh God I'm ready dressed art. It's going to be sexy man. Don't just you know just kept it <hes> with the siblings 'cause there's the guest list which is either. I got an invite a million people are I can just keep it here where I don't like ruffle anybody's feathers for not getting invited yes see it's hopefully going to know why you didn't get me. Ma'am say man I just to the podcast I just invited siblings. I invited our siblings. Thanks and they knew a similar dot. E just is weird. You're right there career over accident. We all <hes> you know what I'm saying is if I didn't invite him and he just popped up for an accident <unk> dinner go all right. I'm just going to go ahead and go back around the corner. The people don't alone ring autumn cars up here. He knows I hear people laughing in the backyard. He'll come okay okay. I get it invite close proximity guilt show we'll be hurt park right in your backyard and they'll listen might be like hey. Why are you here only reason why I'm not here this right 'cause? I just really wanted to do this. <hes> it just was if I invite to help people just took away of the beyond what China honor accomplish well you know in that case I'll be dressed as I yeah exclusive and being grafted in as an adopted brother rather man there you go yeah. I got damn he took it did how Luff Nigger we have have regretting it man remember those days. I used to call just a neighbor well. If I ever get married again you're definitely in the wedding they show man. That's dope yes so as hard beat leader right there. <hes> get money. He keep going at this Kevin Hart trajectory me you might be close to the girl. Oh Oh no oh harsher check. Don't break your back. You'll have like a full learn wedding party. I've been told I have to me eight. Emmy grown is sexy people. I think I've done the math I only have five six people that I think I can legitimately. She'll have have to have five to six so she's got a match up. You gotTA match. Mine don't have enough to match hers. No I don't think I don't think I have friends. That sounds this whole sad. I think it's more by choice as I say a word everybody tap six. Yeah I see pushing. Six six is six if I o Melissa solid six is seven if I add somebody who's on the periphery <hes> uh-huh that's if she has like a solid and she has a solid seven so you know if you get the best for seven listen to this. You know you always in make it. I'll be like we already acts the. It's a it's a it's a solid bench player. That's that's that's number seven right now in his only because is only because like we just ain't that close buzz like if I had to like pull Ulla Rabbit on I know he say yes. I think we had eleven twelve people something like that a lot. If we do it again we do it again. I know wedding party. Just my kids we had added again. The crazy part is the same with an exception probably replace one with dot. Who is your replace? <hes> okay okay yeah. You have to add Aaron the ACA because he was in it because he had a baby including like Khimik can have baby department. He said Yeah so oh I think cheeks was only like when we had the wedding only like a couple of weeks old because their birthdays on the six something like that may be yeah so you on that stage talking about that no okay in early early conversation that was a that was a lie trying to get them draws. That was the light if we get married very like. Is it going to be destination or will he wants to do all snap. We talk about it ballot man. We say in butter a thirteen year anniversary we did it. I thought we already had the PODCAST. Do we talk about. We ain't taught me not because we taped last week and I go last week. We have Ali here. I feel Phil we mentioned adjusts celebrates out thirteen winning again. That's all I'm saying we know we barely talked about our one year anniversary university like I don't know what he's looking to say right now. We'll be like no we plant in it. What we plan we plan lance on what we had to push it back because <hes> MS booked and busy our life? Every weekend is booked to further notice due October so <hes> we got to put a date on a calendar man are thirteen is man's crazy the older I get the more I want to celebrate stuff like like that. I'm like Russian issues coming up with sandy from out of town that weekend ice. I'll be out of town the weekend our one year anniversary. That's crazy crazy. S I'm GonNa last less less crazy. I met her as we were doing. Our No carbs no sugar channels as crazy. I don't think it was gonNA last. Yeah I remember I remember you talking about it. Yeah crazy life but what I want to do and we're GONNA get in that but I wanna take it a Frisco right and I wanna be a pure tours. I WANNA I love San Francisco shirt shirt. I want to look like a tourist. I want like I love services. Go ahead and very very interesting. I want jacket. We're going after I want to. I want to say I won a button I want. I want to look like this is my first time in the city and I WanNa do audit the touristy stuff dog you just gotTa make sure you get a map. I got my my dad. He remember he's dead to take us with us but he took because all because we have some people in the air from out of town but they used they grew up in the bay but they've been away for many years in husband never been out here so he my my dad took us around like a random Wednesday. We went to that one high point in the city on notice call regan like go up and and how Old City never been there never been and then we went to go see sister act the church racine it the church in Sister Act the full House. The naked painted never seen him MRS doubtfire. How dare we wanted a cricket road? We went there to we went to that one. <hes> used to be like a pool and then like a hotel or or something I can't think of the name but we went to go see that he took us all around. It was really great day. The Golden Gate Bridge Golden Gate Park you have I like those random great days. You know why was great because you didn't expect to do none of that. Ain't none of that hopped in the car and like let's go. That's why dues who's the sweeping women off they feet that ain't never been to them like happened the car baby. My last Sunday was was go to NAPA. I feel not talking. They're going yeah now. We went to NAPA. I was like why we don't do this. More often like it's great we should do. We have a great time going to NAPA. Oh Yeah Christian ain't been there ever been a Napa really never been we gonNA take y'all WanNa go look at his face so so this is turning into something. Is We need to stop calling these dates to why they're outings. Would friends are dates of the dates. Put too much pressure on it. Why because it does I go to work okay outing no? It's it's a date. We're going on a date. We're going to get I'M GONNA get helicopters together and we're GonNa go to Napa and then like you WanNa get a bus and stuff you know fine yeah doing income one person act legal say about a rented. Yes Europe you talkin man I did <hes> I didn't put my <hes> mortgage on a automatic payment and I was listening. I was listening Daesh appear when he was like man about that twelve thousand in Dallas life is great reset DOT A. I got some I got some bossom of a Sashi glasses right and then <hes> did you pick them up where my glasses at I got some Prada Llegado and I'll put them all and house let yet he's now. Put Him up and forgot about right and then I came back home. I was like Oh yeah I gotta put these up and I was like a life is great. Life is I would have my our looking at my glasses collection. I'm like looking at my glasses. Collection is late. Thank you Jesus Yeah. I am truly blessed. Lying life is great and then I and then I thought about days you pay off like ain't nothing wrong we saying we know you need real glasses now main that I'd like a number on we're just saying that allow every once in a while now you right now. You don't always he's gotta be. I have an above ground pool life you don't but I also feel like I got one. I got up above ground pool pool but is one of them flexible joints a we swimming we swimming but the quickest jarred means nab lay. You can't think like that my life is now man but it ain't I'm. I'm one thumb tack away from exploding up my pool deflate and the waterfall now now you blessed. I am blessed. I ain't GonNa lie thinking about buying a test. No a house eh up near my I found one for like two fifty so I'm like I'm thinking if I can find one cheap enough either that or the duplex a toffee okay but <hes> has great you. You sound like Nicole yesterday. The Kogo hit me while I'm in class with this takes Martha. No no no my ex talking about mm-hmm. We need to talk but don't call because I'm not going to tell you what we're GonNa talk about this. When you get back to sack let me know now? I was thinking like Oh just wait to see me so you won't be the way the whole hour. I'm in the middle class right now over guys all right. Let's listen again. I I was thinking <hes> you do place. I want to go in which you rent. Once I mean you stay in one side with the other side up all right cool. 'cause I need I need I was thinking I was thinking during boneless season twelve goals so no no so look first of all yeah yeah. I'm down with that. I was thinking I'm trying to get boom drive or something why you trying to buy a duplex by tiffany man Dave in how much you'll be booking them balloons. You actually enlighten you. We broke it down. Oh my gosh he saying you need on the kind of mad that is walking by five ten ten ten ten ten ten ten blooms rags on racks and racks the real talk. I simple you put it in that map. I'm what you begin. These parties not read Joe and just some simple to do you know book five events and just say paid the money right you gotta do three birthday parties a baby shower and a wedding and events no it ain't even events though doll. I'm just saying these the ones where she'd be like Oh. He ain't talking about the long he was talking about the I'm talking about. Let's find a quick ones. I be there in ten minutes. Alanine is ten minutes and I'M GONNA do ten times and she'd been given Archer's. How much do job causes that about five racks? Begin them like balloons are expensive offensive edem glasses flock. We like you just gotTa go to please you. Just gotTa go to the good. People people want to pay because this that's the thing like people will be asking for cosmetic for sure. I think the folks down. The street is good that is open the one across the the street from the open on big movie theater. Yeah I think 'cause they spare no expense to building. It only took two years to do it though I I. That's what I'm saying. Klan took way too long but they they had the the head to get it right. I got somebody who is looking to go. Oh through this experience as well so I go and test out doctor and let me know how it went and the get back with you in a year to see a results then I'll make my appointment always go to Colombia. No are Dr Miami a you. Can I know somebody I went to the hotel till I stayed in Tijuana Hotel. So what about Dr Miami we do find a doctor. I'll get light L. A. Or a nice trip mom saying ain't got an God workday. Look back for the follow up. You got to fly back to the comeback for the final question followed with money like local doctors but yeah we can wait. I'm not trying to live like right now. We can definitely wait. I was thinking like maybe middle of next year the ASS while I'm talking about. I'm thinking dog like data. Give me a chance to stack of some all you can really put down like seven seven thousand seven hundred thousand on and then just from there yeah we'll figure out the rest yeah now. I'm really like three racks piece dog Brown by House. I'm I'm down with it for the people that never bought a house is really that simple loan my add to put twenty five point what twenty percent and we may have to put twenty percent but but we could find find a loophole. I've also had talked to somebody who's like you won't have to put twenty percent down especially because I be living in one half so like back to square. It's not a true investment property <hes> so like rare. I'm I'm already with him and it is every I always think about your angst and be like man like when he got with his people yeah. I'm like we should be doing that. You know what I'm saying like. We get to that point. Where is his light like man like if we if I if I get to fifty and I say I ain't never put no money with your money to see if we could do some like try? Biggert Gordon will be then that that'd be a shame Dodd Abbott it also brought. I was talking to my way of brought up this this notion of like why black people just don't like I trust you with my life but I won't trust you. My money sort like we really like that like a man like if I my life was on the align are called B because I know begun more. My daughter needed some odd call because I know be I need ten thousand. I am calling be <music>. Thank calling that Nagin putting my money with like we really be like that like man crazy. I doubt about that like we for we have bill so much distrust in our community when it comes to money that we just think that everybody is all be Janke part of it is like we're we're really talking about money. We talk about like pennies and we'd be like I don't trust this nigger with ten fifteen bands and he'd be like even when and now got cancer make a hundred bands is like GonNa try to skim that ten bands like man like we just don't start so I'm in. I'm in and the next year I'm buying another health duplex. The Maya something I'm putting dumping on some property man I that's my goal I I just you just fill it man and this year has been a blessing SOM- dislike how much money can stack by the end of the year. How much money can we stack one in the next year? I just signed another contract and I was just like God. This is getting listen. Live is great. I had to catch myself because I sounded Hella arrogant and I wasn't trying to sound arrogant but like Moscow employees came up to me. It was like we gotta fill out timesheets not my I got down like again. I just got paid. You know what I mean and they were like yeah two weeks ago like new loan. I'm like my bad like when I was really liking. I'm tired time. She's like every two weeks do much for me. They were just like you trip. Just like Oh my bad outcome that Dell and as I mean I think it's okay hey to say every once in a while man you bless being to humble is just not cool all the time yeah. I ain't GonNa lie a Man I am. I knew I was blessed this weekend. Just seeing my daughter smell you know what I mean and and having other people I'll say to my daughter like you. Hella spoiled <hes> it was crazy man we it was like it was my sister and her like six six or seven friends all females. I'm the only male walking around in a group with them one of her Francis some to my daughter and was just like some like some your daddy something right and I was just like I didn't hear the whole thing so I was like you talking about somebody's daddy I mean she was like your daughter. The only one here would a daddy you not. I mean so I like was is like Oh yeah. That's that's right like a bay you know whatever ever but then later on he has said like no like serious like your daughter. The only one here that has that has a dad Ed like the rest of us. Don't know where our Dez is me like. I didn't even realize like she went to that level with it. You know what I mean Meena so they were just telling her light look man like we don't have dads that would be willing to drive down to. La No saying let alone that would even pick up the phone and call us and say was up so that it was just like man like you really is bliss and I seen my daughter like really Kinda like see that the like she and she was actually I've never seen my daughter likes <unk>. This extra like wit me and extra protective like you didn't want me to go on tower here because she was like daddy your blood pressure. Are you sure I'm like yes. She's like like I know I just don't want like and we got on the right. She was like Daddy. Are you sure I'm like I took my medicine in the morning. She was like I don't like it was just like the cutest thing but it was just like man. I really really felt felt when it was just like manual daughters lucky and I got to see anathema houses like man like mega so bless bye is ridiculous. Ah We blessed any way to be able to go to Disneyland Straight Up American. He was a party pooper over here. I told her like Greg America's Great America America. WE'RE GONNA go to fright fest like the little man he don't WanNa go. I mean we had a whole plan then he came through like I want to go. I'M GONNA go because I don't WanNa ride. Nothing I can get the patches. Don't write nothing. I don't even want to be onto data rides. I'M GONNA go get a patch. We didn't already changed it then. GotTa Top golf you wrote. I was GONNA hit smile go. We don't go just as I it would. Just be adults. Only go be kids visit. The park gets scared. People in our group is already scary that kind of stuff so that just makes it more fun when you see I was like it was I I got everybody pumped about rooms booked to stay overnight in the NA UH home with sweets same thing the one that was close a look at church is right there by the homeless sweet suit up and then here comes this guy. Can we go you go ahead and go. I wouldn't be standing around look. Ma thing is with these like I'm scared. This patch may not work. We tested it out several times Disneyland pets the pass. You gotta give the order for next weekend. I know that the <hes> <hes> patch I wanted to bulk. Does the sickness patch patch. She got to wear this motion so gotta get a pound scared on be doing I ask I'm scared geared patch no-one motion sickness on a roller coaster Dan but he wears playing a video game from perfect in my eyes to just this <hes> step he wears a patch though and is straight and he said the password compare Disneyland at the flip chip. Wait belic arrived both right every ride which you say to a that's so true about this and that and I kind of filled the on that one little lie in Montano is cool Ima- are we getting nervous that saying Don and I want to be depressed by everybody. Kill killed everybody's five Eh and I'm explaining that he don't WanNa go and then one of the girls is like was he scared. I was like no. It's not that he's not scared of going. He just don't want to go. Oh and then she's like just tell them I was like it's not that he's scared. He's not geared this though he just don't want to go. He don't like writing rise. He don't WanNa do so he thinks his all demotic and don't want to be part of all that and I'm just like party pooper for scary stuff. Nobody foles was scary stuff. Even though we gotta go. Let's make that if I told her my brother was on Kgo he don't go nowhere. He was gonNA come right. He was calm and then I was like never my brother. He wanted the funniest people in you off like I feel like I can just tat conversations all day with your brother but he also is the not going anywhere Songo. No one of his kids games ain't going nowhere. I'll be going nowhere but he was gonna come through and then I was like never mind we just ongoing tab glove. He Eh wherever she went out on sad. No look you kill the Varsity you kill the vied you kill divide. I'm like yeah. I say go without me Yakking. Go Look Hey we'll be we'll do that. Go without me. Go now. Okay all right well. Thank y'all listening man. If you've got this far they listen to our DR got. Our live is got postponed along with this one this hour forty ten fifteen minutes the thing about the live. I think we can do our own out here. I got I got a spot for us that I'm working on. Can you tell me that I listen to those chicks. I never

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205: Guy Fieri (w/ Shane Torres)

High and Mighty

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205: Guy Fieri (w/ Shane Torres)

"This is a head gum podcast. I might. Welcome back to another episode high and mighty it's me your boy. Number one. Football. You gotta do is trust me Oscar award winner. Bradley, Bradley Kourouma said Bradley pit joining me as always studios is my nearly silent co Arthur Gabor's Arthur gimme shout out early in the living room looking for another toyed to bring to our guest who is returning guests. But interesting fact, barely remember the first time. We got shame in the higher by. Very. You're not getting about the obnoxious. I have to warn the audience. What do you think your neighbors? Thank you, do dude. My my barber ended up being my neighbor and a weird confluence of events and he lived here for a couple years. He now doesn't anymore. He saw some article about me somewhere where it mentioned podcasting. And he was like so is that what you're doing yelling all the time. And I was like oh my God. Didn't even think that someone could hear sorry. I don't have a funny poll to put in front of my business to let people know what I do. Shattering on a call. Constantly winding. Yeah. Arthur's a big fan of Shane, dude. Thanks for coming out here. So if you if you are just tuning in for the first time I episode hide you can jump back to our live at bonnaroo. Where me you and Kyle. Power forty minutes on stay somehow ended up shirtless with taking and then I also spoil the secret cage the elephant show. We happen to know about because we were performed. As the and all these and hipster kids playing, and then JJ one of the people who worked for the company that puts an like what the fuck, man. She was like, it's actually pretty funny. She was also super cool. While we got trashed and Kyle doesn't drink beer. So he dragged Mike's hard lemonade, which I think is like may wanna waste sugar one of the worst decisions, and he just kept going and going. Oh my God. And everything we just kept going on night. Yeah. No. It didn't stop because we were done at that point. I think we have one a day. I had I think I had to one day. And then like every other day, I just had one show. I've never been like a true turing stand up. But the idea of like my day we were getting picked up at three in the afternoon and getting dropped off at five AM. Completely flipped. My schedule was also to be fair. I like like we're normally just hanging out watching the killers as Tori. Right right right journal fighters intended for real artists. Like the much different thing. Rotan eating mushrooms and going to see 'em every night performance. What was your favorite performance who I don't know? Who's the guy that you told me I would really like Sturge surgical? I never heard of. And then watched them live, and I was like superstar Iraq's. He's just like a rockstar fucking hell of a show without anything without any kind of production. And that was that was maybe like, a a real highlight, the cage yellowfin show was really awesome. Actually, never went. And saw what it started at like four thirty at like an outer ten defended. Remember a weird one? And then Anderson park, I think it's the best thing. I saw he was fucking awesome too. There were so many good shows. Did she do press, and it I did like one interview, and I did it shirtless. Video after after our. So fuck it. It was so funny man like just getting a how comfortable everyone got with their bodies by the Endo because they were just covered in mud. I am fucking a little whatever I am fan. I'll walk around that shirt off next to this guy who's got fucking coming. Yeah. Well, that's like the bonnaroo style. Is those dudes who are super fit in short shorts with like, Camelback no-shirt, like Oakley sunglasses just fucking lean and mean and Twenty-three they're just drinking water in Mali all week or they're joking boost. And then I'll just like fucking. I'm not getting sleeved hands. So I just took my all. All the way. I should also that dude. Those to do those brothers that were driving around from like from Tennessee. They were the fucking best reconsider my entire career where I'm. Got gotta figure it out. They weren't for bonnaroo for a month. And then they like one of them runs a cell phone. Genius. Like, what am I doing? Go into Sheboygan. What am I doing additioning for a character named Chartres? And not getting it. We really were too close to the road. We gotta want an actor not human. Sure, that's somebody who's living. Gopher out for a row called short. And then I knew you do. And then I got notes to be like like that. Like, you need to find the emotional beats in the scene, and I got a call back, and like all these notes about the heart of the character. Like his name is short. Sorry. I didn't bring he gets the first time around you can be a person. But like. Like don't don't act like you like, I know you worked hard on this. But don't act like fucking, correct. That's the hardest part is you build up these additions that you don't like at all to begin with, and you work on it hard enough to then go actually would be and then you do it, and it doesn't even land anywhere near like you had to make your choices or whatever. How how often do you audition couple of days a week couple of times a week? I say like, and how much time do you put into each addition, which is less than enough as I think, I guess if you got it would be right, but I it's hard to put effort, and that's like the hardest thing I'm working on in my career, and arguably my life is I put work into something that may not produce result right to work into almost anything is already hard for me as talking pre Mike about how like I'm trying to do more to stand up. And I'm having a hard time with the fundamental element of standup of just like trying the same shit and getting an honing. It is difficult for me to get around to doing. So memorizing lines for like, what will objectively be ninety seconds of someone just ignoring me like such a hard. Do you feel like this has helped you get into rooms and stuff like this? Like, yeah. Doing stuff like this is like more people know who I am and doing live shows and and stuff like that. And meeting more audible can be a fan. It'd be like it'd be perfect for this. And then they bring me, and they're like, oh, I was under the impression this guy could act or. Well, the other thing is that I have an extra coming. So we're not even gonna validate your parking. Oh my God. Some of those are paying for your. You're gonna go into a general or something, and it's like a fucking twenty five minute walk, and I had no idea I'm late now to this meeting and all this kind of like, I don't even want to ask for parking validation. I do need the eight twenty five is ridiculous that this is how things are working going broke trying to get meetings storm broke on parking. Terrible going back to putting the work into the audition. And also stand up this figure out how long I should be practising when I go I don't go out near as much as you a friend of mine one time said just like if you work on broken on one scene for a half hour, if you just like run it for a half hour that is like that seems like it's not a lot. But it really is a lot of time spent doing it, and I can't even get myself to do that. And I think part I try really hard. I think I overdo it because that is a positive I don't act a lot. So I don't know how taking any classes or anything like what I'm doing it. I'm like who the fuck said, memorize the other person's. Like do. I wait for this by seem to look at me and be like. Yes. That is correct. Danny. I for me. Putting in the effort also set you up to be hurt. More by not getting it. Yeah. That's very real. And I think that's part of my issue. It's part of not my issue at stand up. But my issue with me performing stand up the heart of the hump getting over his like if I try really hard and hone these lines. And then they don't work. I have to blame the material if I'm riffing off the top of my head doesn't work. I'm like, I'm Rippin. What do you want from me more willing to fail? Right. And I think because it's not like I'm not failing now with my lack of work approach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Never really. You're never really hurt. That's kind of like the world. I've built up for myself. But you started trying before like when you were like you wanted to be good right at him. I don't know where where you're so comfortable that you're like well now, I know I won't fail at this. Really? Like, right. That's kind of where I'm at now. And but then you're like own taste gets in your way. Right. When you're like, oh, that's the the biggest this week. I am better than this. I'm not even as good as like one of my least, I have comics that I don't really like. And I know that their jokes are better than mine. Yeah. Yeah. Just because you're a fan of the art. And you know, it so it's like how they're doing it better. Yeah. And I'm like fuck, I'm not even doing it as well. As this person who I think is that great which is fucking like what a upsetting feeling. And then you're like fuck, we're all just trying. The thing is. I bet you that person is trying right? Yeah. Yeah. I know I know their material. Yeah. Yeah. And it's written God that's fucking upsetting. And that's that's the thing. I struggle with with doing. But I think like you just have to learn to put yourself on the like, I'm learning through therapy and trial and error and age that like a lot of the stuff, I'm not helping myself with my attitude of like don't put in a lot of Africa's failure hurts because then I fail without putting a lot of effort. And I'm like, well, if I would've put effort in I might have gotten also. You have like still it's a longer way to go around to blame yourself. Exactly as opposed to like. Well, I tried hard. And I didn't do it. Well, and you know, sometimes it's not your fault. You don't get something. You might get everything. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if you're like if you never try just along the way around like why didn't I get this because you didn't fuck and try hats? That's. Yeah. That's where I'm at right now where it's like well now you have to try and fail because you're not trying and failing anyway, right? Like like trying is kind of showing up is the most important thing. A lot of going like taking forty five minutes to drive here. Twenty minutes to park to forty five minutes in the waiting room. You drive back. Why didn't I put effort in there? I should've bloated career. Our? Watched fucking Lord of the rings marathon. Yeah. Yeah. And then I get mad. That's how I tell myself to go to the gym and stuff like just be happier with yourself if you did it, right, right? It's all about like having it in the rear view to like having gone to the gym having written having study. You know, you did it now. Go apply. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fucking nightmare though. What while I have you here before we get into our topic? What is your like writing process? Like, are you are you like grind in the book, keep about half and half these days, and I wanna get back more to being in the book do have because you have you have you have the material you have a new our I got just blessed? You put out a dour albumin a special, and what's that called for listening established nineteen Eighty-one thousand on comedy central records, the New York Times called it a good try did they were they were pretty. I just think it's really funny to say. Yeah. My go-to joke is like the New York Times says the show's on Wednesday. We are you. Just these scheduling. I remember once wouldn't it be cool to be in the New York Times. And they got like a shared ride up with three other comics about my like. And I was like it was like I was like this would be amazing to be in the New York doesn't I got that right up? And I was like I'm on the bottom. It's so quick. The other three people are famous comedian. Be thankful. You're. But since you put out that our you've it's been fourteen months, and I have a new our that is getting like the chicken is just not cooked as how I feel about the whole thing. Like everything's not being it's getting better in their moments. I liken it, and our I've been doing this premise for too long. And I haven't written anything new it does. It's not killing the way we wanted to. Pretty good. Pops. But it's not like you got to write a single. You know, you got to write something they would wanna play on the radio. Right, right. And I don't feel like I have that yet either interested. I really talking about commerce something that the music the music parallel there. It makes sense. I got a pretty would you do for five minutes on late night? TV is that's the that's the play. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good way to look at it too. And that's kind of like how I have to do like because you want our it. So you can have your special and you can tour with it. But you also need something that you can hang your hat on. This is my if you only get five minutes impress somebody who can help you. Right. Right. Got to give them the best five minute. Like, yeah. It's fucking. That's where I'm like I need to start thinking about what that is to five minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Or like, I mean, I guess I need to get a half hour and then find out which is my best five minutes. But that's for sure. But you don't go the other way. Right. You wouldn't like right to having strong, eight minutes, and then building enough think you can like you start everything starts chunks wanted bigger unless you have an idea for an a hole one person show. I don't know how you right stay in that framework. A lot of the like Mike my segues in my actor vary like like on my album. I did a thing. There was this thing called is the real thing was called national babies falling out a windows awareness week. And and my whole thing was. Like, clearly like, a shitty mean person take before that like I was doing thing on like open bars at weddings, and how it has to be like like, no Kashmir. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, but like I was like, well, I couldn't write a segue for those jokes. But I like it was like, well, they kind of fit in next to one another like, weddings, baby. Like, they're going to get the jump without me mentioning it right right now. I'm like I'm talking about living in New York. And then also my mom passing away. Something where's where's where's the logical threat? You need some sort of. It's really all over the it's some pretty abrupt jumps. Okay. So that's your chunks come together like five anyone five to ten minute chunks. And you start looking at like the whole peace these fit better next to hear kind of functioning. However, you wanna do. That's awesome. It's weird. But I think like the way people do comedy is like do you like I've said uses analogy, thousands, whatever you do you ever play an instrument now. No, well, do you? If you're playing piano, you can play a wrong note. Like, I don't think in any kind of comedy. That's an actual rule. Like just imagined matters. He's playing it. Right. Because like, you know, like, you wouldn't you're like an improvised. He wouldn't do it the same way like some of your friends do like that's how they play and they move. And that's what's interesting to watch about your like. Because like the best thing about comedy is watching somebody do something you do not the way you do it. Right. Right. So that's why I don't think there's a wrong note to communist just like the way you're playing like actually the the this airplane material supposed to hit this this and this or you're not supposed to say not like that. You know, I Canadian has a joke about pancakes on the have you ever seen him do that this guy bringing a homemade pancakes on an airplane? It's an airplane food bit. Yeah. It's just like this guy. Brought he's pancakes. Got x Ray. You know? And like, you know, like where some people might be like the food always on. It's incredibly different. I like that. You can't play a wrong note. That's just how just play Hedberg. You wouldn't do Hedberg? Right. But some people do. Yeah. And they do it. Well, enough, you know. But also like I always wanted to be kind of like a talent of my own not not doing some. I think the most important thing is like no matter how you're doing. You shouldn't be doing it like somebody else. Right. Right. Should be doing unless you just so happens that the way you are is that like you are just like, Michael, Sarah? Purposely, even then how do you like flavor it to your your twist, align? Gimme your twist align. A Tokyo-based saying that what he was like, well, how would you describe your music? They're like, I think you said something like he's like punk rock with a twist of live and he just like squeezed alike. You are Luna crazy person. He would have been fifty two last week. We would hate him now. Oh god. Right. I on the Roseanne Barr around. Don't wanna think about it about these people who die young when you're like, I might we might be so tired of Kurt cobaine right now him, and Gordon you could have a reality show. Will you also? That sad as a fifty two year old as a millionaire rock star for that long. And they can't keep edging. Somebody would have been like grow up. Just random like e Moby don't really. You can't sing about a girl. You didn't get forever. Fucking supermodels and making a million dollars. Take taking. Take that back. I just think it's my my shit is just like what's just figure out and just like I always like thinking like writing about ship people have written about before way. That's yeah. To approach it. The thing about like this thing about home schooled kids, like I never heard somebody do a joke about how we're they were like, well, that's kind of interesting. And we'll just see how far I can take like one of my favorite Joe. That's cool. I like the idea of thinking of the area. I two of like no one's really talking about this. But it limits you after a while I like everyone is talking about things for there's a lot of people talk about certain subjects for a reason. Because our smart it's in like, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about gentrification. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because that is something on people's minds airplane food is something on people. So there's a broad enough thing. Right. It's got to be just a relatable experience. Right. Well, when I first saw your act, I saw your guy Fiat he bit I fucking. Of course, you know, is that that is your song play on the radio. Yeah. I don't wanna be fucking three eleven. The plan Burs the color of energy. But I'll let the I won't even rehash any of the elements of h fucking strongest how look that shit up. But I lot of it is just like how great like the premise kind of relies on like we we should on this, dude. But he's he's a pretty fucking great guy. He seems to be a decent person. And I and I felt that way 'cause I've been a longtime fan of guy before I even and I my wife has taken me for my birthday, two different guy. Triple D restaurant. You're like a real like, I really I watched his show every day for like five years to Joe, it's such a simple last for like, you know, if I could jerk off to food like, it's it's like, whatever porn is for my diet. Like, that's what it is. For me where I'm like, I would kill for a fuck in buffalo wing bond, me or. Right there. One of the things was like, I don't like some people are like, you know, like. Like this person's a real shift. This guy is not a real shift. Are you a chef what what's your basis of understanding of food that like much greater than this guy? Who is like at least a cook. What? And what you don't need to be a chef to host a TV show about food. No, right. Like, you just need to be interesting dynamic like view hill to the chili wing place in whatever town, you're going to and that's because it's not it's it's not even low class. It's sort of like almost exclusively the term me and some of my friends use is fun food. It is fun food. Right. It's the food. That's fun fucking. Joel Robuchon restaurant is not fun. You bet. It's really good. And I bet it's so far beyond me. But I want fuck at Halloween yo poppers with pulled pork lens show here for you. I deep fried cheeseburger in Washington DC at a place, recommended it was battered. Yup. The whole thing. The bun is inside the batter to oh. My awesome. No, the bunnies. And inside the cheese and Patty are battered and fried than put on the bun someplace in DC, and I love going in. There was a was a too much. It was well, that's the other thing about almost all the he'd been points. Like, this is awesome to have a bite of. But I there's three things I want to try on this menu. And if I eat a fully fried burger, I'm not even going to be able to move tomorrow. Fucking like it's going to slide out. I mean, six hours, I'm gonna Paris stall says it right out. And that's when I was when I was traveling for touring with UCB, I was like actively seeking out like we got to go to the Michigan fucking scrappy burger place. You think that and then like after two weeks? Like, I just what's it's absolutely guess stations have produce. Absolutely. What's to looking for unsustainable? Kill you. Yeah. You're like I want to see the world I'm gonna eat everything in sight. I'm gonna have a blast. And then you're like day to you're like, well, this is what I wanna do career wise. I don't think they're not gonna put me on camera. If I keep eating like, I remember when you meet like the road comics or you go onto our with someone and they're like, Joe Kim booster was one of the first guys. I saw do this. But he's a specific case. But it was like he was like at the gym on tour. You know what I mean? And I'm like, that's nuts. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, well, no, I do it. Every three months these guys. Do it every weekend. You have to you got to take like I go. I'm pretty good on the road about going and working pack a jump rope now as the other thing. Oh, nice smart. Yeah. Because it's like you can use it, and I have a band. I started packing like a resistance band us. How to do? Yells inch like leg ship. And like it's ten minutes of that. It's better like, I feel way better substantial, even if I don't get a full workout in dude, just traveling and being on the, you know, like getting up early to do press, and then just driving four hours in your like up really late eating maybe one more meal like eleven or one of the best thing you can get as a grilled chicken sandwich. Or the healthiest thing is an covered in oil from comedy, right? So comes at French fries in like seventy five car Baden soda. Yes. Yes. What am I even? That's funny. You say because that's a big turn keep talking about all these changes, I made recently in my life. But one of them is exercise. I'm realizing I forgot I was so into it when I was younger and for a long period of time. Then I forgot it for so long just because I quote unquote didn't have time or clearly in hindsight was in some sort of depression. And then I found that like I'm working out again for the last couple of months, and I do I don't know. I'm not turning my oh better. I'm sure it's all I had no idea. And then the whole time I was like, oh, I don't care if I have a six pack or not I'm going to carry the my weight like this forever. And then all of a sudden it was like yet. But my back hurts or like, mentally, I don't feel like if I run for a little bit the pain in my lower back gets stretched out, right? Yes. And I just started exercising, and I started being like, oh, and I never understood for me. Understood for the life of me, those people who are like my head's not right unless I exercise. In the morning, and I was like your fucking idiot. Now, get it more than I'm like, you know. And then like I'm like, I'm not probably never getting to like, look like Matteo. Or Joe, you know, I can be a pretty good version of myself. I the better the version of yourself then makes you feel better when you walk out on stage. If I if I weighed like if I was like two twenty and I carried it. Well, I mean, I feel like I'd probably be thrilled with. Even if you didn't like if my legs weren't the beefy is more to my, you know, down my thighs. I was like jeez. Biscuits trying to bust. I don't poke jeans. Well, it is one of those things to even if you don't lose any weight, but you go out on stage. And you're back doesn't hurt that day warn them a better show for you. Just feel better about yourself because you're like I feel good that I worked out mentally waste my day. Yes. Sometimes if I don't work out, I'm like, and that's usually like this. And if I'm home in New York that usually the start of my day, I walked to my coffee shop, I get a coffee and I walked to my gym. And then I do like an hour hour and a half. And then I come back home shower up, go work or go work work like on my act or whatever have three spots that night. And I'm like you did a pretty productive day. Even if they're not show results on paper. Like, that's the that's the gay. Great job in the fact that if you're hitting the yourself busy. Yeah. Keeping you keep yourself alive. Because as we're learning as business goes on that being around for a while is another success. Exactly. Not not quitting as a fucking. Right. So it's like you want wanna be around in eight years checks today this morning, she's in New York chooses. I've been trying to get she's has no TV credits at all, you know. And she's funny, girl and. Not like, I see I felt weird saying girl, but she's funny. And she's like, I'm going back and forth on this late night set forever. Like with this Booker, and Ed she's the just about in tears over it. And I was just like, you just gotta like persist like, you know, like if you have a dialogue going with somebody that is a win. That's. Big deal. You can start looking at that. Because there's people who weren't grind. And who don't have that. I was like you'll. Are they still talking with you giving you note, they're like she was like, yeah, they are a Mike. And that's a good sign. Yeah. Yeah. But we were kind of talking about that off Mike before we started to that. You you need that legs zoom out ability to look at your life in the macro your career in the macro and be like oh five years ago. If I was to say like I've remember saying like shit, dude. If I could just make a living off podcasting and not have to teach improv, and I could work mostly out of my fucking bullshit. Like, you tell your so it you do tell yourself that. When you get to your I need more because my life needs here. And I'm like, that's what podcasts are not an act or like, I really want or you know, what I needed at that time like I got here. But like you can't fuck in you got to want more in a way to but you got to be able to fucking hump to get it. Yeah. Got also like where you are be appreciative of like how hundred percent again going to that point about her is like she was like she was like. I don't know if she was like how what should I do? And I was like just focus on this part of into. I knew how to do that was what I was supposed to do when I was started doing other late night spots was like so like her coming for advice, puts a perspective in oh, my mind, like cheese, like in tears, Nevada done this this kind of thing like three times, you know, like you like, and you have these you're able to get because it helps give me perspective. Because like she's like, I did some other like TV thing in. I was like I didn't wanna do it. And she would have killed for that. I should've been like this just would have been a thing that I wish God I wish I could get you know, like. And so I'm like be grateful that you get to get a fucking check. Like, right is that it is that we are to and it does take often talking to someone who's not as far along as you are for more hearing someone who's further along than you kind of upset with where they are. And you and your head are going. I would fucking kill someone. We're doing a I got a multi camp. I wanted to single Cam like a TV pilot. Holy fuck. Yeah. Yeah. The horse just hearing that. I'm like fuck, you, exactly. But then when you get to that level and then norm, you're like, your it is that same thing of just like, why is it my podcast more? I don't have a million. It's so easy to just flip out. And it's a little scary too. Because he's like, what do I need to change something? That's got me this far. And also will I ever be happy is like a question that comes into mind where else do I find I'm a pretty pretty career focused person? Like, I like, yeah. I don't have like, you know, like, a serious girlfriend or wife or kids or anything. So I was like this is the thing. I'm choosing. Right. Do the nine. This is the thing you're choosing. You're only doing this. Thing I'm dedicating my life to and it's coming out. Wow. I'm rich because I own a franchise chilies express the airport. She's like one of those things just bucking like just work hard. Like I've gotten to where I get a lot of happiness out of other experiences. Now that I understand I'm a Ford it because of my like, I was very career minded for a long time. And I was saving all these things. I wanted to do in life for once I popped like for once my career, like I'm going to no matter what I'm going to have this much money, and this kind of house saying things like like is stupid example. But I was like I always wanna get scuba certified. And I'm Mike while do that shit. Once I'm like, rich and loaded what you need an experienced, right? And I haven't even gotten and then ten years goes by and you're like, well, I'm thirty seven now. And I guess I maybe want to start doing some of the stuff I've been talking like. This is like fifty five. Who am I Ronnie danger? And also like is you feel like you're taking your foot off the gas by having an experience, and then you're truly and then enriching yourself to your speaking directly is exactly what the taking your foot off the gas. The great example where all Mike don't allow yourself this shit keep grinding keep working. And then it's like, we I you look back on the last three years of your life. If you never chased an experience, and you're only cared about work, and it didn't go dimensional does that make you as a person, right? Right. And especially if you're not getting all the fulfilment you need from your career like if you're constantly wanting more when you look back on your three years of your life. And you're like Faulk, dude, all I did was podcast. But instead you could be like I got scuba certified. I did travel to that place. Started running again with this person that I like is real. Yeah. Exactly. Forget missed like weddings of important people for like don't remember gig. You're like why don't wanna turn down to three hundred dollars thing. Yeah. He's talking. It's crazy. Like, I remember being like, I don't wanna go on vacation because like what if cool additions come up in the week or like? Opportunities. Yeah. And then you eventually don't you go weeks without opportunities. And you're like, I should've went on Baker. He should have been the so fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. When instead the money for this. I'll do that when I'm very successful. You get to be almost forty and still be medium successful. And you're like, wait a minute. If this is where I'm at forever. I should be happy. I instead I have an arbitrary goal in my head of Mike once I have seven seasons of a TV show, then I'll live my life too. It's like, you you you take yourself out of those experiences of like going on vacation like going to a christening or whatever your fucking family. You know, what did I do? Instead is I got to know my barista a little bit better. Like what it comes down? I wouldn't worked on my screen play. That's exactly that is important. But like you should be doing that ship when you should be doing that kind of work when you're just sitting around watching TV. Yes. It'll be like you're lying to yourself about not going like I'm gonna work now that I'm robbing myself of put owing to see my parents still watch all of chef's table. Being or is this inspiring me in any way, probably not some stuff. But but it is fuck it is that thing too of like. Do the thing. Like, I talk about this. I talked about this my friends podcast. It's like my entire like therre. Like my entire therapy. All my issues are all locked up in just like the answer is usually just do the thing. Like, whether it's thing the fun thing. Just like just do I do too. Like, what is the first step? You do to take a trip. You're like, well, it's either like look at the dates or I look at a fly like, yeah. Okay. If I buy a flight, I'm gonna go. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. If I want more like that's like if I want to people in L A to know who I am more. You gotta come out here and do the shit, and like, you know, like, and then it does feel fruitless at times, you know, like coming out to do these things. But also like so does every fucking math test that you took to the college or like, whatever anything, whatever's not on your direct, your path that you have in your mind can all feel fruit. Yeah. When you need to be specific to your like, if I want to be on good shows when I'm in town, or I want to be working this club or additioning for these people. What is that thing that before that? Yeah. Yeah. What's the first step in that direction? We're talking about experience like pursuing these experiences because our careers are so fun to us because we're fans of the form because of with comedy. Still the love him. I still laugh so much, and I still learn a lot. I wanna watch comedy. It's like a ton of specials when they come out. And so I think because of that we feel like it's there's a little bit of like you're not allowed to take vacations. Your job is fun. You know what? I mean. Yeah, other. I'm sorry. Real quick people are people have like these like grinding office jobs that they're doing exclusively to have experiences outside their job. And it's like where we were lucky enough to pick our work that we love right and also ballsy enough. Like like, I think people don't get enough credit to that low. Yeah, I'm lucky now. But I there was ten years like scary shit. And also like, okay. Well, I'm not going to use. I don't have a degree. But like I was like I'm not going to go work at the factory. And no one's gonna hire me though by fucking do. Grunt work at thirty seven, right? Yeah. So it's either like all end up being aware or bartender for the rest of my life, or I'm gonna make this work. Yeah. And I think that's a lot of people are saying like, it's a hard choice. I did. Do ten years where I had like six thousand dollars as official government records of income. Living like absolute shit, while my friends now all own houses frigging upside gigs, like a fucking like you're like dude city holiday. I remember the day. I started going out to Circuit City Christmas like they were staffing up extra people for around the holidays. And I was like fuck I think I'm gonna try to get a job at Circuit City and filled out all the paperwork, and I was like fucking had an interview lined up and all that shit. And I'm like, this is just when I am in my career in twenty six I had I had to writing jobs at that point fucking crazy. Yeah. And you like you like you like like, you're just like or your those things like, hey, man. I got an X. I need an extra mover for this day. I'll pay you one hundred bucks. Please. God let me get that. Right. Yeah. And now, I'm like, you wouldn't I wouldn't have to I'm in a position our I don't have to do that. Right. So think about that before you get bitchy about not. Not getting enough meetings with networks, and that's what I sorry fuckin- Showtime didn't want to like the super Borden show runner. Wanted to have lunch with AMI Rossum instead of you or whatever can you blame him? Oh, yeah. Oh, this is a fucking. But it's like him in to people. Yeah. Pull your head out of your ass. You whiny fucking. Yeah. And it it does take remembering your own because I have distinctly said several times in my life. Like, if I could just have this then on be be smooth sailing for me, and I've gotten it, and then it's not smooth sailing, obviously. Because it never is. And also, then you always want more every time I've gotten that one rung of like, well, I guess start in a big movie. Now, those things are going to keep happening for me. No indie movie in your like. Now, you get a TV spot. Like now, I'm gonna do TV spots. Holy shit. No. You don't. No. You don't you can. But you still have to work for the door is still open a little more than it ever. Was. You got your foot wedging it in their slowly? So you've what was it? You were on thirty rock, right? Yeah. But as a non speaking guy like extra. Yeah. What was your like your biggest like gyco was like my biggest credit that got me going was the MTV show. Yeah. Guy code. But like the biggest. First thing. I was the thing. You're the biggest fan of that. You were like this is a proud piece of work how? Yeah. Interesting. That's gonna start diving even upset go Jesus. What was supposed to be the dad on modern family? I could kiss Sophie. Got it could've been me, brother. Al Bundy up for the. Fuck it beat me up. And you know, it's you know, he had married with children ever want a fresh face. Under year old guy. You don't start talking shit about people. And you're like like when someone crushes sometime on a show like so hard. And I gotta go up after him. Fuck this person better like dogging him in my head like I'll start doing sort of what you're doing. But also be like fuck doing even doing the show. This is such bullshit. Did this person comes here? Like this. Exactly what the audience wants. Do like one time I had to follow Chris rock. Which is like a drop in like, it's an unannounced show. Right. Right. And this was like before all the shit came out about Louis, and I was like the hosts what do you want me to say because it was like Todd, Barry, Chris rock, Laurie Kilmer. It was like, oh these fucking people that comedy geeks love, and I was just like just tell them Louis. CK more coming. And he was like what I just. See how they feel about? That's it was Louis was there. And I told him to tell him I was rock. That's what it was. What are you stupid? He thought he would get both of those on the same show. Oh, that's that's a joke. I like I did it. Cluster fest to Sam j I was like bring me out his Louis after everything come out like I just wanna see what they were doing. And I was standing next to say a more on this is the worst idea of ever had. He's saying there's five thousand people. David cross was like I asked him if I could do it because it will show. You'll see I don't care. And then he goes. Yeah. Definitely. Same say, and then I came out, and I and they were they it went. Well, thank God. It's a comedy nerd crowd. There. They were on board. It. It was also one of the things like what if fuck in? I even that a trick you have to like, how do I want somebody who's got the career? I will everybody would love to have you get past that if they're all like the lunches like they're already what could possibly be for dessert rockets. Jeans. They are all jacked up kin and who could blame them. There's like that with improv like when when you do a show. It's like if you must be following some like monsters, like you're out there with Zach woods who everything. He does hysterical. So funny and the watching them sometimes I'll be in a scene with him. And he's so because he's also tall, and he's like magnetic blue eyes, and he'll be like in like an intense scenery screaming at you. And I'm just looking at him like, this is fucking awesome respond. Your kid. Nice. Some of those guys are so good. They make you like better that he kind of makes you play better. But also, he'll make you look great the whole time the best way. The best improvisers I'm sort of the opposite where I'm very good. But possibly at the expense of the other person on your hand things sort of like, I try not to be that guy. But I can't help it like sometimes see something if you see an opportunity you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not necessarily the right? You just jumped cluster fest. I had the same thing with being announcing a weird way. I was doing Omolo live, and I love Kroll and Mullany, and I love you. Hello. But I was like what were you doing? I was invited there because they were like maybe going to do a table read. So I moved my flight to do a day early in cluster fezzes. We'll get your hotel or whatever Oko to do that show. I'm going to be there Saturday morning, anyway, I'll go Friday night. Then they switched it last minute to Ohio. But I think John Nick where sort of like, well, we can't like bounce Gabor's from. Oh, hello. But I'm not the level of people that are doing that show. Like, the they're tapping you their blessing of you as a massive. I love it. And then the first people go out our John Early and Kate Burland. And then the next two people that go out to me, and Michael J and has no idea who I and he's like. And I'm like standing next looking at me like going out to this book. He doesn't even know comedian. He's ever see. That one. Make a wish good. Here's the here's the guy who's got the role television. Everybody has ever wanted. And then we're announced an I here, I think it was Mullany is doing the intro or George giggling or whatever. And he's like, you know, him them from comedy figure out a way to say like SNL and then podcast. No, he needs to say your name. I. Yeah. I'll just be applauding over and I did like a similar like halfway through that show on my do you guys think I'm Jost? Yeah. Yeah. When like when you hang with those people who are successful like in their perform when you're like having a better game than them. Or better said, or whatever you want more year like getting massive laughs. You know, like, oh, I get like they just don't know who you are. And then you hang and you're like oh shit. Yeah. Of course, I am actually pretty do. This all the I'm a huge fan of Cheik crawl in me doesn't mean I'm not I can't hang for ten minutes. I can't do this. I'm not a starry eyed as I was either. Right. Right. Right. And I don't even say that like, I'm like calloused veteran or anything. But like I was at this hour of the night, and I was just sitting down. And I know what tell a little bit who I think is the funniest person of all time hands and to your point about people making you look good. I featured for him years ago in Michigan. And he was does this thing. We'll just bring up his middle wax sometimes and just riff with you. And he just like it's all him. Throwing you like it's like you're getting credit for the alleyoop duck like. All you gotta do is get it in the space. And he makes you look good. That's so cool. And then he said just because he likes to riff with. He's just and then appetite set down, and I was acquitted by my even you like, why are you even here, you know? And and and and tell as very. And then I'm like, why Jody Abbott house talking to me like a normal like, you know, the king of comedy. And I'm always like, I'm a stand up. So like for me like seeing tail is always like the funniest thing. I'll ever see. Right. Right. And I'm appetite too. But like if I'm picking one kind of like, it's always going to be a tell for me, right? Yeah. Right. Yeah. And if you hoping one of them cash you in their next movie. Twenty minutes. Older Jona hill. I know you like young young comedy. That's a thing. I was like I would have been killing for that. Right right years ago. Five years ago would have been blown and those things happen all the time. He had to be like very insightful, ungrateful grateful for leg at the cluster fast. Like cross was super funny. And then I saw him at a show like an anniversary show something. And I was like because I didn't get literally did I didn't get a thing. I wanted I had four things my managers like none of them came through literally before I walk in the show. And I was like when shit like all that shit up in the air. Is there any good news today? And he goes now, and I was like fucking, and then I walked in and cross was like haven't seen you since he did that thing. And then like three other guys like big calm. It's like what did he do? And I was like I just did this thing where I got brought out and cross. I tell them how you did. And then like he said there and told three comics that I love how like that. I don't know. Okay. Well, that fix not getting you know, like that part on turns out that the, you know, the action is juice say in the movie he like, you just you're like, oh, no. This is what I'm here for this is really this is fun. Right. Right. Trying to be grateful with a good way to get move. Further ahead in your career being grateful. Yes. Have you has anyone ever like tag guy in one of your bits or like has never stops? But has he heard does he responded in any way, he reached out to me? Yeah. Awesome. That to the thing we were supposed to. It made me think of that of the opportunities that you get because you, yeah, it's like meeting fucking guy. Like that is that's engaging with a guy like that. Because you're a fan of is ready to joke. You read a great bit about him. And then he's reaches out to you. And it's hot like get caught wildfire. Pretty good like as far as like late nights. Go it did. I got a lot of attention, right? Right. I remember I was on my way to outside lands to perform there, which is done that festival yet. It's awesome. So cool that. Are like bonnaroo was my favorite one of my favorite because in the summer, but outside lands is right there and at the same company I bought I think was particularly fun because I didn't know any of the comics which was the first time I've because like no one was from my generation or lower your world world. All how have you been doing comedy like since five more or less? Yes. So like about thirteen fourteen. Yeah. So I I started in. Oh eight so we're we're probably around the same class. Yeah. I was not at the store. Why started in Portland, right? But yeah, it was like wild to meet all of you people who were all new to me. And then like I had hurt seen and heard some of you guys. Yeah. That's the other thing is like you like, you know, like, I would like be on head guns website, and listen to some the podcast, whatever who's John gave same thing. Like there's like, oh, he's this. And he's done that. And he's written on. Our boy Carmel was just like people kept tagging me being like is this Gabor's Carmel like different photos of the two of us. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, mother fuckers guy, and I meet him. And I'm like, oh, we are kind of similar, and he is awesome. And his yeah, he's a big loud. They both consider ourselves to somehow still be jocks. The only too late forties thirties three hundred pounders or like, we're more or less jocks. Still I've met scope squad six hundred. Yeah. He reached out. Almo- with outside lights and that bits like viral. Soundcloud like we previewed it and before I did the late nights. And like people were just like retweeting it and sharing it. And then my buddy was riding up with this, dude. Adam Triplett, we just started laughing out loud on this bolt. Bus like crazy because it just kept happening. And all these people were looking at. It's like who are these fucking? Like, you don't understand. Even articulated to you why I was laughing. You would think I was. Be a justification weeded a fucking Mimi. Of us has LEGO men like with guns and stuff. And he said, I got your six, and it was it was cool. That's really fun. And then he called me like over at you went by called me when I was boarding a flight. And he was like he goes, hey is this Shane? Yeah. Who's calling because I didn't know the number and I was like. You know, that might be like a Bill collectors. This is the head chef at Texas sob as and Johnny garlic's. Yes. I know restaurants name. Yeah. I've never been to any of them. When he was like guy, and I was like, I'm sorry. This guy for it was like oh shit. And you're like I was like, hey, man goes, hey, kicking it was like, very sweet and brief. But like very like he took the time a year later to call lady was just mostly like glad to keep he's like your gray. And he's like, well, you know, like eh it was like, basically like. Nice very I think he appreciated the bit and I do poke fun at him of an a bit. But he was still very sweet like, and it's like he got to getting a wedding present a year, later, whatever. But it was still like he didn't have to know. He didn't do not not at all. Oh, yeah. That's cool as yeah. So he has like. Anytime. He does something that is news worthy. You like my buddy. Austin that I grew up with he's a. I was in Austin for in Austin when my buddy Austin for new years, and we were like at a Willie Nelson show, and he he was man one of my favorite. And I I only see him every few years one of my favorite things. Like anytime somebody posts something on Reddit about guy for urea to scroll down until I see your face on call. Because he's a dude I love who has never asked me for anything couldn't really give a shit about show biz. Like, he he's he's a road drew guy. Right. Literally breaks up highway with sledge. Just like a good, dude. And it just makes you feel good. He's like he gives up that I'm doing. Well, not not because of what it is. Right. Right. Right. And just cool for him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You remember that that's victory that someone's putting your face? And I got we were at that show. And I got hooked up with Willie Nelson tickets by his Willie's we'd guy 'cause he's a fan of that act. Yeah. See so you take a step back, and it's the night before New Year's, and I'm just drinking free beer at the moody theater, where they shoot AC like Austin city limits, and I can do it willy Nelson show for free with my buddy. So fucking before. We're seeing one of our friends get married the next like fine tour like, yeah. So fucking what? Dude, if you're like worried about. Yeah. You didn't get to do. Colbert. Yeah, I'm working on copay. Still want to try to remember the world's not ending because you didn't get it the way you want, right. But I'm saying you can just sit there and say, I can't believe I haven't gotten this yet. Or you say, oh, he should. I can't believe I've gotten this so far. Yeah. Yeah. Funny. You said you poke fun at guy a little bit in your bit. Maybe you would know better than me. But he seems like a guy who knows he's kind of asking for it with like his he's pretty the, you know, the joke on him is that he is not so aware, but I of think he secretly self-aware self-aware. He's he knows it's working for him to look like that. And I think like, I know a friend who was on us and L, and he said anytime somebody anytime moynahan would do guy Fieri like feary would like like tweet at or text and be like it was so funny. You're right. Yeah. So it's like who fucking cares. Like he and the the point of that Joe that joke started in a place like I do think somewhere along the line became very valuable or valid, and I don't know why. And I don't agree with to just have negatively be your opinion about something. And so it was like, you know, and that's kind of how that joke. Start is like nobody wants to fuck and like. Like, listen like, and they claim to be these tolerant thoughtful people. But it's like, you're not you just don't agree with like, right? You're like, I'm totally tolerant open minded person. It's like, oh, he looked like not for me. Maybe it's not for you. But you're just dogging it without knowing anything. Like, it's like it's the same people who will shit on like, they're like, oh, I love Bukowski and hundred Thompson. But I can't stand Stephen King is like just because it doesn't fit your fucking Brian. You're more obsessed with Brandon entertainers, right, right, right? The the hating publicly hating things is like a major something. I hate a lot people who are like their opinions is that the hatestock because there's a lot of stuff. I do hate that's in pop culture or that strong. Strong strong opinions to shit on. But I don't need to way. I don't need to get him out there every time. And if it comes up in conversation on a podcast, I'm going to be like, yeah, I'm kind of getting tired of marvel movies. You know, but I'm not going to be here. The guy is like when everyone's talking about much marvel movies. I'm not going to be sitting there. Guardian ready to cut things down and fucking. Look what I don't watch those movies, the marvel movies really unless they're just on yelling or like. My roommate has it on or something. But I was because I was like it's just too much going on. I don't know what's going on anymore. But then I was she my roommate was watching Infinity war, and I was like this looks great. Before I had this very like, well, very dismissive shit. But this is and my my opinion had nothing to do with the politics of all they make marvel movies. I could give up right, right? That wasn't what my industry is doing. Well, right. Interesting. It's a fun way to look at that. Because the idea. Oh, by American pop culture. That's the export like American entertainment is by far leading the world in like in in consumption. Right, right. Yeah. And you're not the most here, but like. Our comedy is. You know, like, I'm not saying braggadocio, but people people ape more people like I Larry Charles. And he was he had just come back. He done his show travel the world, and it's like comedy references. Western comedy is American comedy. You know, like the guys in Jordan who are doing stand up. They know who Seinfeld and Chris rock guard because they may be are the first round of people doing stand up in Jordan, or whatever. And it's new there. Yeah. And like you I even see like if there's a people were kind of ripping off with somebody else has been doing like, that's that's how it all starts. That's why. That's why there's so there were so many Seinfeld Unix. Right. Right. Right. And so many people that do like Mitch Hedberg all they absorb what we like. So the entertainment of show business or the industry of show biz. In the entertainment industry is my let means my is doing well like right still it's like, and I'm not going to be fucking Hawkeye in a movie, probably probably the only say that. Because. Because I have this weird thing about like, we'll, you know, put it out there. Maybe fucking. I know I'm always like Scotia handsome might like you all my favorite books for my childhood are being developed into movies and TV shows. I'm always like they're fat person in that movie. Changing like like there, there is more. Why can't you be a leading guy in something? Like that. Is that is thought that happens more now, which is you know, that's why more women are getting stuff and more minorities. And all that kind of stuff is happening because before it was just no John candy is like my all time favorite guys, of course. And he's fat like an so am I still somehow like, very handsome, and like sweet and funny also whole Larry like who's funnier and like less people more than John candy. Right. So a fuck. Oh, guess that is a thing. You know, like, I'm. May not be a movie star someday. But like that's a real possibility. And it's like that is to see more having more that to look up to is is very exciting. Right. Like the way we're talking about John candy right now. It's like why I I mean, that's how I'm able to understand the importance of Black Panther and crazy Ritchie. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever my lens of like, I grew up seeing John candy and being like if he could be in movies me a big fat silly guy in movies too, far Lear who early Farley was the first one candies. One of the guys that older where I'm like, he's like dramatic act. Like, he's he's doing more intone. We're like Farley. Of course, was he was the guy that inspired me to do it. All. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many coffee tables have eyebrows? One of my bids in college was the coffee wasn't really course. Even like Philip Seymour Hoffman when he would do comedy like fucking fuck. Right. This year a regular looking to like your little fat. And you're like in your right like in. It's not a great movie, but along came Polly. He's funny in that. Yeah. He's so that. Of noxious what a fun character to see such a serious real at yet. And then I was watching punch drunk love the other day when he's such a prick in that. Yeah. God we got way off of guy. Well, we I think we prime the pump a little bit by talking about how our careers were going right before we started recording. We've got to kind of fresh in the mind, but tell people where they can find you find you just worked on a new series. That's coming out talk about this web series coming out with comedy central called chain conquers fear. It's it's a basically positive fear factor. So my buddies come on, and they talk you into doing so no, I talked them into doing their fears. What are you afraid of? We'll afraid free. Fucking stairs. Are you? Really? Brutal. Avoid them. New york. I can't. And then I have a podcast company out called last time. We talked which is basically I talked to somebody about something that happened their life. And then I talked to him six months later about the same thing. Oh, wow. Was that a bitch to produce still? It's still a pain in the ass. But yeah, like my buddy Ricky will as I interviewed him and his wife right before their baby came, and I just interviewed them again. So that's awesome. Very interesting time coming. Yeah. It's going to be released as season. Shane comedian dot com, and then yeah, just Instagram I'm verify so just saying she or syrup Mr. mountain on Instagram. Oh shit. Yeah. Check out established nineteen Eighty-one yet. Yeah. And if you literally only have three minutes of your life, just Google, Shane tour guy Fieri. Eddie. At least do that Astles listeners. Willie nelson. I'm gonna be on the state state the county fair tour because. Funnel cakes. Hey, guys know, Shane and Gabor's. Our guests in Wade street fairs. Would that be? Kind of have to guess, your weight and just away way over guessing everywhere. I'm a tight to I thought about I was talking about this the other day when I used to coach teach improv. They would always do things in the class where there'd be like, yeah. We're looking for this big fat criminal. He's two hundred and fifty pounds. And I would rather give any improv notes. Hey, just you know, two hundred fifty pounds is not. My notes would be like clearly offended. Two hundred fifty is not that heavy and definitely not fat can also be depending on your frame, everyone like shitting shack way to fifty people are like Trump's fat. Fuck I'm like, I'm seventy pounds. You want to hear you guys? You. That's another people are so comfortable with shaming. If it's something. They don't like. Yeah. Like those like you can't fat. Shame anyone except Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Or like, you're like, it's amazing. How how easy you'll agree with like, you're fine with something? If one of your friends does it right? Yeah. And it's also like we don't make fun of the way people look except for Mitch McConnell Paul Ryan, I'm fine with shitting. But I like to make fun of the way everyone. That's like, you know, like like, you can't you can't really tell me that Sherrod Brown's a looker. He's a good person. He's a better person. And that's all I'll give you. Yeah. I get it be. He does grassroots fundraising for him. We'll chain extra coming on. Of course, it was I enjoyed talking to you. And I look forward to doing it again soon. Yeah. Download is albums. Listen to his new gas. Find him on the road as a comedian dot com. Comedian dot com. All right, but thanks for coming as your man. Good to see you buy shit by shitheads. That was a Hickam podcast.

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Beyonce Open Letter

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

04:30 min | 8 months ago

Beyonce Open Letter

"Problems it's human nature to hate problems, but why is that? After all problems inspire us to mend things. Ben Things make things better. That's why so many people with IBM on everything from city traffic to ocean, plastic new schools to new energy flight delays to food safety smart loves problems IBM. Let's put smart to work visit IBM DOT com slash smart to learn more. Guys bobby bones I host the bobby bones show and I pretty much always sleepy, because I wake up at three o'clock in the morning a couple of hours later I get all my friends together. We get into a room and we radio show. We share our allies. We tell our stories. We try to find as much good in the world. If he possibly can, and we looked through the news of the day that you'll care about also your favorite country artists are always stopping by to hang out and share their lives and music, too, so wake up with a bunch of my friends. On Ninety eight point, seven W. Z Q in Washington DC or wherever rotates you on the iheartradio APP. Well our friend and family member attorney Benjamin, crump. Thank you, Steve, the Steve Harvey Morning Show crew and our listeners for helping to get Brianna Taylor's. Law Passed in Louisville Kentucky, banning the use of no knock warrants. That's big news over the weekend, but we still. Have worked to do. Beyond? Say wrote and post in an open letter on her website yesterday to the Kentucky Attorney. General Daniel Cameron highlighting the fact. While that while a new law has been passed BRIANNA 's name, banning the use of no not warns that they mentioned her family has still not received true justice. Fiancee said it has been three months now and zero arrests have been made, and no officers have been fired. Fiance went on to say. Don't let this case fall into the terrible pattern of no action. She finishes the letter by saying. The next month can not look like the last three. Yeah thank you. Yeah just like JC letter to the governor of Minneapolis during marriage, George Floyd, murder and called. And Matt with Man Yeah. I like it so I'm glad she wrote that. And hopefully you know we're watching that case. We're watching it. Brandon Oh. Yeah, justice! Retailer. That's it we're not done by justice. So many lowered. Saw Brooks now. Now this latest one. All right. We'll have more of a Steve Harvey, morning show infant trending news coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey. Morning Show. Hey young world the world is. It is I o seed, the producer of the ball, Marshall podcast featuring other than myself and. Maybe Ethiopia. The follow pockets keeping you in the know with the latest you'll fair, but celebrities, current events and providing free games. Listen to me. Join the top of the town because it's going down the Broiler Marshall podcast baby, don't you? Only cover the latest in entertainment, but we're bringing you the entertainment directly from the source. That's right. We have celebrity guests, host exclusive interviews those down on the alert show podcast. We are number one source for the culture so DJ callous says don't ever play his death during the conversation that date head on over to the show, and join me Ferrari sometime meet fellow, and it's offer do from the OCC on the baller show podcast available iheartradio APP on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. GonNa familiar looking. Looking for a fun feel good listening experience. CHECK OUT OUR PODCAST hanging with lawsuit they. My name is Sheboygan and this is my beautiful wife. Janet Hi guys were bilingual Mexican American. Married couple with two beautiful young daughters, ready to fully expose our life, discussed relationship, drama, yours and ours, and few with faith, encouragement and laughter so Wayne also come hang out with US listened to hanging with Lesotho's on the iheartradio APP, apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast for more info visit, also Taylor's Dot Com my dad.

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EP343: Eating Contests, Baby Hitler, & Turtle Bras

The Brain Candy Podcast

59:45 min | 1 year ago

EP343: Eating Contests, Baby Hitler, & Turtle Bras

"<music> we're so excited dart about that is since we were so excited we had to do it twice. That's right or thrice as it were yeah. That'd be three times is that yes we're off to to a terrible start and it's your right hotter than the hinges a hell in here. My Gosh No joke this is C.. We're just complainers <music>. I think don't you remember just like last month for like God. It's freezing you. You said yes now. It's awful because it's you know it's recorded. 'cause I miss the drought I do when it's done by it. I am so glad that it's hot. I'm so much happier I feel all good inside by looking good on the outside to your door bathing suits hello by why when we record there can be no fans or air or anything so like I'm in the thing where like your legs stick to the chair Yep Yup Yup and I sweat enough to where this room just becomes like a greenhouse yeah. It's not it's not so that's me but I am believe me. I am so happy happy that it's not cold industries like back to the days of of my boobs sweat from like our early episodes at your old place. I remember those days. Hey whenever you've been on the challenges challenges or whatever did you ever get you know how you can get essentially athlete's foot but like on other parts of your body. Oh Oh almost like a ringworm kind of situation new. It's just like fungus. It's backed. I get not bacteria but fungus yeah like where if you sweat like under your Bo- yeah you get like the little bumps they're they're no they're just white white latches and we didn't know what no but landon landed got those all the time yeah. I'm sure I get a Dif- different version of that him. Maybe maybe that's what you don't have like. You're always complaining about your knowing colitis or something. That's what that is. It's hard it falls in that category administering station yet. They totally hopefully are absolutely and my mom's visiting and I feel like there's something about mom's where I'd probably do this to you you too where I'm like. I have this weird bump. What's this check this out on me and like I have this bump on my leg that I've had for like ten years now now? What did she diagnosed with? Oh that's just a little like cyst. That's under skin is not doing anything fine. Mom thinks everything is assist except when I actually had assist and then it was like that's okay answer the ad and that it was like Oh my God you have to go in. What did I think it was was? That was so over the top I thought it was Oh my God like some like version of like a staph infection essentially but like good Lord other word word that but it wasn't it was just that my bill ganglion Cyst Milton ask I forgot about Milton. I know he came back once and then he went away and then he came Beck again and then now he's gone man. No wonder we have abandonment issues just like gone like like like in the winds just like Mary poppins just here first season. You need to ask your mom to define assist. I guarantee you no one. Can it's not even a thing. It's just a word. She's going to surprise you the same yeah I mean like the cures for things that she gave us. When we were sick? I was thinking about this at the friend the other day because <hes> somebody came over and they asked for like advil or something I was like Oh here you go and they're like Oh wow you have a very complete medicine cabinet and he said yeah this is surprising considering a never take meds and that's because when I was growing up my mom was like here's a spoonful of brandy and bite into this raw onion. Donald probably cure your cold. Why why the onion? I don't know there was some clearing out your sinuses. Whenever we were sick she was just like by? Take a big bite and like eat a big chunk of raw onion garlic. She'll just have like eat garlic or lake or put like weird stuff under our tongues. No wonder you're which yeah or it's like. I was going to go. I was going to say it's surprising surprising. I'm not dead or maybe hi. This is why I have a great immune system because I've always had to fight everything off on my own yeah right. I remember Mama a by the books like like kids to have the whole collection and you're getting the regular typical yes regular I was. I saw a tweet the other day whereas somebody said Ginger Ales motto should just be worse. Are you don't feel good or are you have a tummy ache because really like what is anyone by seven up or Ginger Ale for unless kid joke yeah I mean unless Lady Yeah Yeah Yeah and even if even if it is for an alcoholic beverage you know what there's a reason you're drinking so we're also sorry good works pretty much every situation situation. Hey Down with that. I have a poop story. Oh my gosh that's so funny 'cause so do I what the same one okay but say. Let's say on the subject matter that has to do it. Okay okay ready one two three <music> astronaut clogging on three. I said clogging Oh clogging. These are very different stories. I read that thread to I read the one you're talking about okay. We'll tell me about your clogging. I just not your clogging. I don't want to point the finger. Hell no I do not call toilets. <music> is disgusting. Don't I I will clog shame because whatever it is it is causing you people to clogged toilets. You should go to a physician because that is not now fiber in your life. Yeah that's true that's true human so there was just a headline that I thought was funny. It is the following Sheboygan cereal toilet blogger sentenced to one hundred and fifty days in jail. No show is funny. Burial toilet clog is hilarious us now again when I was hectoring in this only the only scenario that I would ever do this in when it relates to crime but I really was thinking cereal because my mind was with fiber. You thought he did with Syria. Maybe eight so I don't know my mind we were just talking talking about the benefit like why somebody would clog toilet and I'm like you need to get more fiber SOS primed with that and in my mind for the first time ever usually that goes in the other direction referring to the breakfast food and I think the murderer God that so good Sarah I love you picturing him like pouring fruit loops oops down the plunge. Don't like okay yeah. Yeah I don't know I wish I could blame this on lack of sleep but I really got a ton of sleep last night so maybe that's crude but you're on your game. I'm like well well. All I know is that this guy it wasn't I imagined that he was just like really bunged up and kept I kept clogging toilets and then they're going to put them in jail. which to me seemed outrageous right? I thought yeah but it turns <music> out. He was intentionally clogging them with like items so it could have been serial what if it said Sheboygan cereal cereal toiling dog so we're getting to Oh my God. I'm dying today. You know how we say that in reality TV people are just always upping the ante and it's more just be on TV and how like the people are going to start committing crimes just the headline 'cause this is great. It does seem like poop related crimes have gone on up significantly in the in the digital age and with the amazing name of their city. They're gonNA be like man. Crime in Sheboygan has rise. I just I worry about people though like on a humane level I just think this is the if he gets googled ever ever for any reason sheboygan cereal cereal toilet clock <hes> all that really does suck. I mean well. This is the thing you got to do something. Bigger yeah a bigger like do something and bigger in your life so that it tops the Google search freight. Don't become a serial killer that is not better her yeah right. I mean that would that would get confused. They would see it and they wouldn't know which cereal stuff they're talking about yeah. Okay I see where hi this is going to look like the culprit. I'm like thinking like I'm. I'm picturing yet I in my head. I think so white trash <hes> yeah over the age edge of let me let me okay here I'm going to do you have a picture of this individual. I saw okay okay. I'm going to say he is. He is like forty two. Yes yes okay. I'm good yeah I can picture it. He has a somewhat of a receding hairline no hair I think it's restoring but it might be some sort of mullet with that. Yeah that's exactly what I was picturing on the darker color stray. Oh my God profile. I am good Ed. Let me take a look at him actually again just so I can you know refresh my cereal cereal. I love it Cheboygan. Toilet Logger does not even produce the result that I need how other yeah like there's a okay here. We go fat sick that there was that many listings under <unk>. Oh actually not receding not resenting more handsome than I recall okay susie. You should just lie to me. No I've had a picture wrong. Wow but you ran for sure. Okay well one for three in bed. I I will not go into remote viewing for solving crimes not my forte. If if you are dealing dealing with fashion crime however I have the answer which is Fab- medics leggings holy smokes. These leggings and pants are so great. I just bought a bunch inch more. It's embarrassing. 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I'm so annoyed by this why I can't believe we've taken this long to talk about. I know what is wrong with us as a Weiner Sandwich Lover I feel the Sarah thank you for doing that. Nobody ever does that and it is like the best joke ever and saying it. I love a Weiner Sandwich so much and I I don't like it either though the contest portion I feel if you were to Google Weiner Sandwich eating contest it might provide different search results. Yeah you might get some <hes> not safe for work contact. I'm sure that saves searches on ladies and gentlemen what is into it yeah. What is your objection to it? I don't like something well okay. Yeah I mean I can see. Have you seen the documentaries on people who do these eating contests yeah right. Yes I have yet. It's crazy the idea of stretching out your stomach to that you know people just take it Like it was fun when this was back in the day of like oh it's a fair like Pyatt and contest like Oh yeah. It's something out of like like the movies like except that. What does it stand by me where he pukes all over everybody? What movie is my God? I don't know how my God it's like one of those old movies no <hes> the Sandlot okay something like that anyways that's bad but like it used to be like fun and Games now. This is like body body modification to accommodate a sport. Yeah could potentially kill you. Yeah I get this seems weird. Yeah I mean and like how they dip the Bun in waters. I'm not into that scene. That should be on ruining the best part wait. Oh Yeah agreed greed the Bun with that in the soft and the kind of Oh my God Gimme yes that bread that could absolutely patch a hole in a boat love it think about okay okay so are what I was GonNa say schedule on Guy where the hell is that guy from WHO's who serious L. Shitting all over the place Sheboygan Sheboygan guys clogging toilets but there's no problem at the boardwalk and and Jersey contests. Oh my God they have porta-pottys. Could you imagine because must come out what's happening. Do you think they just take a laxative or something and get it over with real quick or well. Maybe they might her peak for these people but I don't think they pert because because when we when I was battle of the seasons we had to do an eating contest where it was one of those <hes> I you oh you know somebody bets like I can eat twenty and they go. Oh okay. I see your twenty. I think I could eat twenty five thirty and then go K.. A. Call Your thirty and then you have to eat that or whatever and so we did one where we had to eat well. We had a few things we had to eat liver which was awful so grow but but so oh healthy for you what my mom had me for like the first six months of my life. Is it yeah they're now. They're like that's an old wives tale. Oh well you know what if it worked for. You folks all the liver <hes> okay so anyways and I like almost one that season as them so there you have no. I'm Tom my guy <hes> almost but okay so the other thing we were dome like those grape leaves and yeah we ate. I ate an impressive amount to where the people and I- Brag about this all the time and I forever will whatevs if I were doing and bragging about hot dogs folks I'm eating at Nathan's. Nobody would say no Shit Sarah well people. Do they like oh you so you feel judged. Maybe it's because it's eating and it feels like disgusting but people were like looking at me. The crew was just looking at me in these with these looks of just both amazement and disgust and shot like a Combo of motion of like how is she doing that and <unk>. I ate so many eight a total of fifty two as a team of four <hes> and I eight or sixty two or something as a team of four and I eight like twenty eight of them. Wow I easily half of what we needed to put down and <hes> then I had to <unk> sit for like twenty minutes and when I tried to Puke it up my stomach felt insane you mean when I tried couldn't do it. I couldn't nothing will come out in an already been like past the point of you have to do it like jet right right right right right and it was awful and it wouldn't go almost like my stomach was too full. It couldn't even do that and you know when you see us eating gross things on the challenge and then we puke it up like that yeah I mean that's like because just went down but this it wants in there and then for the next forty eight to seventy two hours. I was in a bad place bad place. I mean I could see it. I could could see like when they say food baby. This is and it was rice. Oh God oil and grape leaves the only thing saving me. was that oil why because it's like a slipping slide yeah yeah yeah okay gotcha. I just wanted to make sure that out since Sara. Let's stay focused here sure I have. I have a question for you about the eating thing. Oh God look. I'm just sitting here getting deep into a story now I liked. I liked it. I just want to make sure I get this in because I'm really wondering so when Nathan's hot dog contest goes I guess it's on the fourth of July h here but when they're doing it yeah they separate women and men which for me seems very weird. It seems like this would be a sport in which everyone would be the same. I mean maybe maybe size would matter things like that but what whatever and then when the lady one she ate. I think something like thirty one in however however many minutes and but then when Joey Chestnut won again because he's the reigning G._M.. He eight seventy five or something and crazy in ten minutes yeah because once again this falls into the category of remember when we did the the we looked at the article on people who Research Games and why men win more often and it's because their desire to win is greater and we're playing not to win. We're just playing for the joy of it yeah and the training that they're like. It's all about what you're doing to your stomach like. I watched talk this. It's insane what they're doing. They're training like all year for this stupid stuff but it wasn't even close thirty two seventy something I mean come on care. She's she's there's no. She's not a competitive she yes like but she does this outside. Just Nathan's hotdogs. How many I wonder how many sometimes she competes a year versus he competes here? I think it's just however how often do you do this. I don't know just something that gets stretched out. It just just seems like there would be some one woman on the earth who would who would train as much as joey chestnut and at least be in the same realm elmer ray calling and I'm just like not you know what I'm getting at you would mean perfect for this got my tonsils taken out for nothing. Nothing I keep an open mind and open throat cut like I'm happy because it's so funny and then I'm just mad. I didn't think of it. Oh How's is he well. I don't know you make me laugh extra lot. I need someone to write in though and tell me if there is a biological logical or anatomical reason why women would be less capable of binge eating hot dogs. It seems like we would be better at it. I think it does seem like we would be better at it. Ah We have so much we things that we are better at I mean sports in the sport and competitive long distance since swimming in that's it <hes> high jump skiing. That's weird why as we're later 'cause we're lighter and we have less bone density okay and so we go farther and what is the other one Louche. Oh lose I think because the bottom hit the heavy bottom no I'm not kidding. That's why I said that would be the thing I think I am supposed did do. I know I know you. That's another way you think you've missed your calling yeah man. I need another life. I need to I need. I need to come back. I got a Lotta Shit to do. Oh my God. I feel like that every day. What do you feel like you missed your calling calling as Burien? Oh my God that's so adorable that I I am wanting to get my head chopped off in lose raising racing. I'd like to be a librarian. I would be a great librarian and I'm very good at being quiet in public elect to Oh so let's say we have different skills right but I do feel like that about a lot of things like. Wouldn't it be nice if we really did get several lives and we could you know do everything we wanna do yeah that would be great and and if you are going to have a bunch of lives and what you can complete your bucket list what I'm going to be doing more of is traveling the world and if I'm going to be traveling the world I'm going to be taking my away way. Luggage with me. We've been squawking about away for a long time but the reason is because they're the past it's designed to be resilient resourceful and essential essential to the way you travel. 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There is a conference that was held where Elon Musk came unveiled like new technology for computer communicating with the the neurological network of the brain to make body parts move so people who have an amputation are like amputated limb or people who are paraplegic tiger quadriplegic that their thoughts with their thought they can get these machines to move because all you have to do is get like the information that the brain is thinking and then translate translate that into machine and so they're like okay. What do we need? We need really thin wires okay. We'll we'll get the company that makes thinnest wires okay well. What do we need? We need the best wireless systems okay well. We'll get the company company makes the best and they combined all these things where the scientists and the doctors are going. It looks good yeah. I'm I'm like super excited about this and everybody on M._p._R.. Like I'm waiting for the bud but there's kind of hasn't been really. It's just like yeah. This is it's GonNa be a while before it becomes like commercially available and something where like the everyday consumer could but like years from now but for somebody who's I think we're like five five to ten years away from people. Who are you know have mobility problems to be walking? Wow wouldn't that be amazing using yeah man. It's real cool so right now. I always Elon Musk. You know he has issues. I always wonder about him him yeah. Did you ever listen to his his interview on Joe Rogan. No It's worth it. It's bizarre but the D. bag no. He's actually likable but it's almost more like he's. He seems like like if you were to tell me Oh by the way this collection of humans on Earth are actually aliens and you were told me he was one of them play. I get that right. He's he's like very believable. As Non Human Okay Yeah I get that but but likeable and has really funny like he has this laugh where it's he's laughs as if he's saying oh you silly humans like that so sounds like many laughs but it's not condescending. It's not just like hope. Oh Oh okay. I have a question to it. Yes so that what you're talking about with regards to his sort of the way he his mind works it made me think of like if you could invent anything in the world what would it be and then I was thinking how I would want to create a time machine time travel because that's so intriguing intriguing to me but but that led me down to a road in my mind about home reading <hes> a book called Hitler the ascent eighteen eighty nine nineteen thirty nine and you know how people always ask like if you could go back in time and kill Baby Hitler. Would you do so in reading the book. There's a moment I'm sure most those people know about it but he you know he was a like kind of mediocre artist and he applied to go to an art school and he didn't get in and that was sort of a fork in the road for him in his life and and I just started thinking about what would have happened if he had gotten into that program Oh my God and how how many lives would put potentially most likely have been saved and I was just thinking that's what I would go back and do I think change the I know that's like those sliding door moments. Yes exactly and I just thought everybody kind of has one or they're like this. This is where my life I made this decision and it took look me in this direction will the key they real magic of life. Though I think is if you can discern that moment when it's happening I I have the option here and where you make a choice yeah almost being able to see into the future. What we're each path is going to take you <hes> MHM can even just being aware of the importance of it so that you can be more thoughtful about it? I wonder that's interesting because there also has to be like you know even if you make different like say he gets in you know the situation in is different but the person's moral values are probably the same you know he had by. If I got into college I didn't get it. If I got into you know Chapman Graduate Program. I didn't get an Chapman yeah my I would not all of a sudden and become more likely to murder people yeah right and I get what you're saying but I think there's a lot of people who have those values of bigotry and nationalism nationalism who don't act on them because they're occupied with other things and so I mean that's tolerable to me. Even though it's disgusting thing this is like simple related but much lighter but maybe not so I I was having the same kind of thought about like in-cell individuals. Yes you know who like how my God I was having a lot of us the other day about. I don't know why it's a weird thing to think about but well actually I do know I was driving in the car and this guy pulls up next to me and he looks over at me and he gives me. I Like I look at him and I look away because it's not my job yeah smile and make you feel good at the Stop Light or whatever and I think I was doing my makeup and he shot me. This look like it felt like you're one of those girls are like yes like it felt great and he was kind of gross and so I thought about that and I was it's like why would I be inclined to smile backer or not and I might look at you buddy. You're like a mess over there and think about the effort and work women. Even women who like you know are not Kim Kardashian or one of those like instagram. I am like gals who is putting on makeup like crazy just regular yeah and the amount of work we put in to how you look and how we appear to the world you know Oh yeah and that and then but that that that is one thing but what reminded me of this what you were talking about was it it's one moment and one experience point where one person said something and then it just you had the idea that everybody is like that yeah no like doc. I'M GONNA I'm GONNA try it. Okay for an probably is all rooted in Oh my gosh we can deepen this. This is what your book is about exactly. I was just thinking about this concept because not only with the Hitler stuff but other studies on psychopaths show that the underlying problem mm is some sort of fundamental shame <hes> yes so here's Hitler who's the one thing that he feels like he is sharing sharing with the world and is vulnerable about and probably had some horrible childhood experience yes and so here's his thing that he is able to put his emotions into and share share and how he's able to communicate his hurt his pain or whatever he's going through yes and he gets so nervous sharing that and then finally shares is it and has all this pain that you know that that <hes> was what inspired this work yeah and then that work gets rejected objecting. Yes it's rejecting who she is as a person identity shows ident- all that stuff so they're starts the spiral of the stuff totally yeah so that's it right and it's so important and perhaps we aren't teaching our boys in particular how to manage your own identity and your self worth outs out outside of the validation of others and it's true for girls too of course but don't tend to mow down millions of people for no reason yeah they internalize and they take it out on themselves and take it out on future neutra generations which is terrible so really what we need to learn how to do is separate the human from the experience and from the external and from the whatever happened to you yeah. You're not you're not yet and should he thinks happened because being a person is is hard yeah well. Luckily though when you're a person and things are hard you can do something to make life easier which is to get hellofresh. 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Would you kill Oh baby Hitler though no you wouldn't I mean no see this is the thing people are mad at. That is the same thing that you would do yeah because like taking another life is not the solution okay well unless God in I know right. This is the biggest reggae oh my gosh do not hypothetical. It's just for fun but if there were another option like if it's here you go. He's about to kill all these people or you have to kill him. Yeah kill him but if it's like okay you go anywhere and there could be a way to you know yeah it's fine. Your answer is fine. Thank you okay. I have a question for you. I love these questions the best different things I've read recently. I thought who I want to know what Sarah would say so what that so nice. There was an article about the heat the heat heatwave of the summer and it was asking the question. Do Fans work on docks. Oh No oh right. They really don't they. Don't can you buy that though if they're sitting in a room with a fan it's like they're not oh my God those those. They don't know what they're missing but also what are we missing. Some sort of high pitched sounds right so I happen to have a high maintenance dog that is prone to two. Oh excuse me to overheating so much so that when we were on our camping trip and he was just in the backseat like we had them in the open trunk area when I say he was in the trunk people get very nervous. I have the you know it's like a jeep so we have it set up so where they could be in the back and just in the back there her he oh he was overheating. I had to move them to the front and put him because it was too hot with the sun in the window yes and so <hes> the vet and everybody tells us that the best thing to do when he starts to get hot is to get his paws wet and to get this done this yes and and that is what will cool him down so you should see. It's just like I mean it's not like we're leaving them inside the car without the air con we're in there air and Richard and then if I just take him on a walk like I took him on a walk outside the other day because it's so G._D.. Hot Out here and I practically live in the desert and he can only make it like around the block. He's not cut out for anything anything yeah. I was GONNA say big city living but it's also farm living or anything right so evidently dogs as most people know sweat through their tongue. That's why they pant so they don't sweat on their body and as a result the fan is rendered impotent attend because you know the what a fan does is kind of like us the moisture from your skin to then transfer the heat to the air and all that stuff but there's there's got to be something they enjoy the wind yet says they'll sit in front of it and they will like the feeling but it doesn't cool them off. Okay okay makes sense yeah 'cause is is there anything cuter than those dogs of their head out the window that are just like loving life. I said one the other day there was in the driver's seat which I don't know how that is not like driving. You know what I mean people out there who scratching their heads wondering he carries the pedals yes it was so cute as little tongue was out and he just looked like he was having the time his life. I assume it was a he. I don't know why this dog looked like it was a boy yeah. Why do they love that feeling? I it's got gotta be the smells though I never thought of that yeah because sometimes the things that dogs. We think that they like about stuff like or don't don't like like <hes> I read and I don't even know how true this is but I read in some article that the reason why dogs don't like the rain is not because they get don't like getting wet it because the sound is amplified with the water noisy okay yeah wow that's true. Oh but that seems like a thing. Maybe somebody can look up and tell me if I'm right or wrong about yeah that makes sense because we just project our own ideas of what it might be but we are not correct correct yeah kind of like for plants why terrified always cut them and I'm like a haircut not amputation haircut not you do you get real worked up I know and then there's no reason to until I read that book <hes> lab girl in which she was like Oh this plant did all this amazing stuff and then it died through the trash and Mike was like no big deal so you know because there's a lot of plants we're all good. Well kind of speaking of animals like things we could do to help them <hes> they. There's an animal rescue group that wants you. Don't throw away your old Bras because they use the clasps clasps the clasps to help heal injured turtle shells. Oh my God I saw this cute. You is the cutest and like good on them. Yeah Turtles are just like wearing bras. Oh God that is so funny. I know I love repurposing stuff like that and also picturing turtle wearing underwear I just it seems like the most appropriate thing like okay the little claps class because if they're shell gets broken than they can just like yes but on and also get tighter so yeah together. Oh that makes sense because I guess a lot of them. Get run over no yeah. Oh It's the Oh my God. That's Oh God that gives me the Hebrew. G._B._D.'s turtles are like the sweetest yeah except when they even if they're mean they're adorable. That's for sure they are yeah. They're nice and slow. It's great basin slow. I like that isn't there. There's another animal that we use Mascara ones. No way that's awesome to or what is it. It's like something maybe it's for like getting tar off of their some use words like Soviet tanks and donate it to there's when there's an oil spill or something yeah <hes> yeah yeah yeah that's really acute. 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Yeah you can have yeah everybody has them and they're so special and we never really look at them because they're all just sort of wherever and and this way you can streamline it have everything's safe and secure won't burn up in a frigging fire and <hes> Save Your memories and enjoy them instead of let them mm-hmm does legacy box has a great way for you to do that and they have a Hey to get started plus for a limited time. They're offering our listeners. An exclusive discount. Go to legacybox dot com slash brain skipped forty percents off your first order. Go to legacybox DOT dot com slash brain and save forty percent today. Get started preserving your past awesome lovely. You know what else is awesome well well. This date came and went and the date is pretty awesome itself but <hes> on the seven eleven and seven eleven created a in college fund for a baby girl that was born that date at seven eleven and happened away seven pounds eleven. I saw that how cute route it's like the coolest. Can you believe that though I love that how is it possible that she weighed that and it was the it is amazing. Didn't they name slurpee or something. No stop what what no it's Jimmy. Oh Not Jaime Amy Jay Jamie Jamie. Jamie Brown is so cute yeah July. I I missed that day every year and I always want go in and get free slurpee. I don't even really like surplus but I love the idea of something free. How much is this College Fund for her. Oh I think it was seven thousand one hundred it like. Oh yes seven thousand one hundred eleven dollars. They're trying to be cute about it. Yeah you should you should have given her well. That's fine. I guess that's enough. It's not enough what the heck. Oh you're right. It's not enough come on. We're going to six or seven eleven yeah jeeze. Thank you okay good. Maybe like every year for seven in eleven months of the year for seven years. Was it true that the reason they called it that was because those were the hours of operation for a while <hes> uh-huh. Is that a myth. I don't know but it's a really good idea for the name. That's the case. That's what I always thought that their hours hours were seven till eleven. That would make total sense. I just that next on the history of or what we got wrong or what we got wrong correct. There's a lot all what did I do the other day you. I got called out for this to for having Zero Street cred then I referred to dice game as thrown bones owns and that is Dominos Duh which I know because like hello so he did play Dominos together. We domino's is called throwing bones yet those bones and that's what they call like a bone yard like. I even knew that it's like where the what you call the little tiles that you have extra or whatever who Dale anybody who's is playing. Oh how come I never heard of this like like as in play players of the game of bones we I guess I could say that but I haven't played in a long time and then but you call dice okay so new idea. The game that you are referring to is dice and you said it was bones. Yes which was incorrect act what the heck is dice though. I don't like I don't know you do. Maybe it's kind of like craps like they're doing some version of that. I'm sure there are different game. We don't WanNa wanting to game with dice yeah. I don't know man what that reminds me. The guy that told told you you had no streak read he's great and Bro Funny and <hes> but it made me think like I feel bad for people color that listen to our show because as we do try so hard to be you know on top of our being informed and all that but I was criticizing myself in my mind because I noticed what is that at least I tend to not know the names of black people that I'm talking about like famous people like that Lena Weight and different people that will be like you know that Eva Davar Rene and I'll say it wrong and I'll be like I think that's Our Name and I'm like I should make more of an effort to to really invest enough to frigging remember their names you know so. I'm like putting that out there to call myself yeah holding myself. Accountable can hold me accountable to yes. I mean you am. I went on equal. Yes thank you go yeah but you know everyone. That's awful. I should do it to everyone names. I should not do it to everyone. I should like remember their names. You know well another thing. There's a lot of times I'll see it in print but I won't often hear it so my my saying that wrong. I don't WanNa say it wrong. Kinda like what was the word. That was roving real funny funny that I was like. You said you never heard it in had to do with the body <hes>. I can't remember but it'll come back to me. That happens all the time. I've started just keeping a pen next to me. When I read so I can start learning more words will soon as I was going to make the opposite that happened to me all the time and it never happens to which is why it stood out in my mind because I'm like that never happens my God. I always feel like that. I'm like do I even know English happening over here. In Kroger effect he has yes yeah. You should always feel good. When we feel like idiots the story right all right well just something to think about yeah I found. I read a funny tweet that really funny that you're just going to end there of like what yeah everybody should just be an idiot. Fuck it. You're fine okay. Tell me about your tweet big. It's a funny idea but also true the tweet was the nicer the house the harder it is to find the kitchen trash cans or oh my God I saw that it is so so true and you know what the only thing that I thought about that s acceptances house. Oh that's nice. I said it wouldn't matter how big your house was. Your everybody would always know where your trash can. Wow high praise yeah so there. You go so yeah but that is absolutely true. Oh my God when they have one of those impossible ones. My friend lives in one of the most beautiful houses I've ever seen. I couldn't tell you where a single thing in that kitchen is because everything is hidden in some special secret. Brit pop out drawer that like is State of the art and you know. Do you like that or do you prefer the basic kind I well it. It depends I like there are certain things you know what I'm super into their these new kitchen counters that have a hole in the top so if you're an it's like cutting board so you you just scrape the stuff right into the hole and that's where your trash can is enough to do that annoying pick it up and then put it in the trash thing. I hate that. Is there a way to close that hole or is that just wafting up in my face excellent question see that's why you should be a kitchen designer Bassett. You know we started on what you missed your calling us now not a librarian waste of your skills. What if that was my colleague. Colleague is kitchen design unless it's designing yes my so it's something to think about yeah <hes> but I agree I do do think the fancier the home the harder it is to find the garb trash candidates another joke. I wish I had thought of because it's frigging. True is so funny and also bathroom. You have to open up a lot of doors worse yes right. It's like this one this one this one yeah this one. I don't WanNa be disoriented in house the either you. The kind of person person goes to somebody else's house and has the desire to open something like the medicine cabinet and look inside not really and I also don't want the tour that people insist on giving. Oh yeah me neither like I really care yeah. No I don't Gimme my wine and let me sit well unless us they have really cute houses and then I do he I bet you do. I do want the tour I don't even care you tried to yes and then the God and I totally and then I was like wait a sec no I don't but here's the thing give me my wind then. Take me on the tour really just feel like I'm supposed to Gush Russian. I'm like Oh my God. I love gushing but here's what I had to stop doing is I had to stop remodeling it in my mind or like going like think yeah but I totally you know and then I wanna like yes and them there but with home design. It's no ask doc no advice because everybody has their version of what they think. It should look like and you know when you're saying. That's what annoyed you when you would give a tour of your house. How people would be like you. I know you should do in here now and you'd be like wait. I was done in here right yeah and I'm like actually I like the minimalist look and here's why that wouldn't work for you know and I don't like but you know what I've learned to do when people do that because I know I like across the board. I have realized this actually pretty recently. I had this kind unlike Aha moment because I like to do that too. It's just like I get excited. I WanNa share something and really. It's just like me adding into their list of options. You know I don't need somebody to actually follow through on the exact advice I give so when I was getting that kind of advice from other people. I just realized that I I don't have to do exactly what they're saying. So why don't I just validate them. You just yes I.. I know it's like before I would get defensive because again I take it. This is kind of like what we said. In the beginning of you have to separate the like you from whatever the situation is because it like it felt like an identity attack of of like Oh my God. I'm like decorating born to me so if they say I should do this and this and this. Maybe it's because the thing that I am so proud of I'm not good at this is all like internalized bond. That's all they're doing totally and so. I just realized like I could just go instead of going. Oh here's why that won't work and giving the list just go yeah I could do that and sometimes I do yeah right that was long winded for like that was basically like a toured through Sarah Psyche and and journey towards self awareness and differentiation. Do you ever sit around thinking about how great our listeners are all. Verti- I do a lot yeah especially when they send me really great articles. I was thinking about that actually in the shower today they do to think about them but but I do think about you guys in the shower so we we should talk about that thread that you brought up about the astronauts the diapers thing. Oh Yeah that was fun. What a great. It's so funny. It is so funny so let me pull up the name of the woman who started it so it started with Burr deeper borough <hes> <hes> somebody she wrote an article on <hes> Mayland I guess gender differences in space and somebody wrote to her. She had a few people right and say well all the reason why they couldn't have female astronauts because they couldn't figure out what to do when they went to the bathroom and she was like here's why that's incorrect correct and doesn't hold up as an argument right and they said that that they couldn't go in women couldn't go into space because we lack the technology knowledge for them to be and so then she starts about like the earliest space. I Dunno space travel and what that was like and she said in the beginning that doctors were worried that people wouldn't even be able to urinate or even swallow but they still made plans to send men into space uh-huh and then they came up with these weird ideas that were essentially like you could either like pee in your pants or or like put this little weird condom on your Pena's but like Oh my God that was the funniest part they were so like back in the day they had like in the early early times space travel and astronauts. They had these little like the best idea they could think of was to put this little rubber like essentially like a condom over over the pianist and then they would be and then I think soon they had some vacuum suction action but they were just like pee into this. I don't yeah no bag and then seal that up and store that it's very I mean I feel like wait. You didn't you didn't tell the Joe no I definitely I definitely will tell this part <hes> and so that what they ran into was like they would they had in three sizes large medium and small and what do you think all the male astronauts. They said that they were when they said. What size are you right? Everyone's at large and you know what happens. When you get a large but you don't fit a large you get people everywhere yep all over the air too because in space shit is floating around floating around. There's a lot of problems with being in space for real you know when they stopped having problems paying space when women join the space program and then they started actually thinking about what can we do and they invented a great material that absorbs everything and I'm just saying I feel like far less children would be like so gung ho about being an astronaut if they knew they had to continue wearing diapers right. It's not a pleasant experience. It doesn't sound hey you like your big boy panties. Well guess what say goodbye to those yeah. It's tough stuff up there on these big girl. I think calling men's underwear panties panties. Yes that would be so funny yeah. I don't even think we should call women who know definitely should if we're going to then we should also comments on these yeah. WHO'S SARAH. Can you get people to subscribe please. I mean they should be already but what I need you to do. Is Tell a friend. I am loving ving shadow. Tell the new listeners I am loving seeing all the tweets from people who are like. Oh my God. I just discovered this show. It is so funny. It is exactly what I was looking for for. It is quality entertainment and I'm like thank you. We've been saying that for hotel episode. Are we on right. That was three forty three we just did who are we done so stop yeah. We can be done by everyone okay. 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Karen's of Today

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

05:11 min | 8 months ago

Karen's of Today

"It's a basic truth. People need each other. It's why Penn Fed credit unions I members joined together for a better financial future for eighty five years. We've been there for our members and communities and we're here for you today. We can help you bridge a financial gap. Save wisely. Make confident decisions with your money. We know we are always stronger and better together. That's why we hope you'll join us. Membership is open to everyone. Apply today and dot. Org insured by NCUA problems. It's human nature to hate problems, but why is that? After all problems inspire us to mend. Things ben things make things better. That's why so many people work with IBM on everything from city traffic to ocean plastic new schools to new energy flight delays to food safety smart loves problems IBM. Let's put smart to work visit IBM. Dot Com slash smart to learn more. So here's a question, guys. See what is up with all these Karen? Okay, we had central Park Karen. We you know the bird-watching lady. Bird watching incident Karen in Phoenix at the gas station, telling telling a native American woman to go back to Mexico Karen in New, York City Bagel shop were recently coughed on another because the lady demanded her to wear a mask during the pandemic. Okay, which was a reasonable request, then most recently released Karen and L. A. in the valley, she took a hammer to bang up a neighbor's car, and knock over her recycling Bin, and told them to go back to Mexico, but this racist Karen got checked by another neighbor who was sick of her and pushed her in the bushes you. saw that. was. Great. Now what happens for the for the benefit of those who didn't see it? I saw I but. I'm sure maybe one or two people didn't see what happens. What happened to me? Really big dogs. Just why lady. Paying car telling these people need to go back to Mexico hit with a hammer. Now, the dude any ended up starting a gofundme page to get his coffee ain't nobody you know money for that. But somehow she wanted. In, other people's yards, she knocked over the garbage can. And next thing fast forward. This big sister had a handful of her hair. Had hoped down obviously, the lady head, a garden hose was Toma when her up. She told her I eight to one. To One. Don't F wit me bean. You don't know who I am. I ain't the one I would take that garden hose and. got. Ten you, what help thank you? Watching sixty seven. But was funny as he is enunciating every single word, yeah, all the way through. She got so tired, but the white lady. The drunk I mean the evil while would not respond to her at all. She took that whole ad. It wasn't it was. Now, let me tell you what I found out. Okay. What hair in is a multicultural name? riles multicultural, but it's really big an african-american community. What my favorite t shirt just black do said. Don't let your present dig. has started. Coming up at the top of the hour, junior is back from vacation and He's got some sports news fourth. We'll do that at the top of the hour right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. On the familiar looking for fun feel good listening experience. Check out our podcast hanging with they lost. My name is Sheboygan. Edgar and this is my beautiful wife. Janet tag guys were a bilingual. Mexican American married couple with two beautiful young daughters, ready to fully expose our life, discuss relationship drama, yours and ours and few with faith, encouragement and laughter, so I'll put it that way and also come hang out with us. Listen to hanging with Lesotho on the iheartradio. APP APPLE PODCASTS or wherever you get your podcast for more. Info visit Los Otello Com Dad I. Hi. Guys Katie lowes here, actress, mom and host of the parenting podcast, Katie's CRIP. A show that helps women navigate colossal changes that come with motherhood. You'll hear resilient Mama's knowledgeable experts end me asking a whole lot of questions. It's real talk that offers real perspective on what it's really like to be a parent, so join me new episodes published every other Thursday listened to Katie's crib on the iheartradio APP, or on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Bonus Mic-Check Primo Edition

What Up Patna

10:28 min | 2 months ago

Bonus Mic-Check Primo Edition

"It took me now here getting out on communication problem here right here right here. Man dad my mind here now my said get any sorry. You're not connected reporting alright. Who fucking buck fucked up agrippa shimmer shimmer tag party convert. Don't go go go. will you guys live. Because they say it's not bad and not the and these noah's harder push us in firefighter. Gear from seventy pounds. Seventy now put know he coming through my microphone in this episode lord lower. Check start sark with the should everybody loud Wasn't unprotected. I mean everybody get venture drink and you have more right here. Everything being back where kuzma sale. You know what. I hear. I i alone to those pieces. The yell scream. Look do my bro- own. Yes might take for the show. We do mike check. This is very important. This big key to every shock baked. That's the best part of a teach them how to talk to mike. Okay so everybody you wanna position the mike upwards like this right. No that this is my anyone. You're talking right you. You wanna make sure that you're keeping yourself consistent with the distance from the mic so you don't mess volumes of when he asked to go to the waves so that it means a lot more easier to stay in one position because i'm not you'll be talking this all. Yeah and all of a sudden they get a little more relaxed too low check-check turn off the now check. Check your role. Ron christie gets on dirk connected. Everything's connected here here here. You can hear you he super-low and you hear me or lower the massive coming out of the headphones cusses super-low up to my opinions. Et still al. Everybody listening to everybody is glorious. I what i'm talking about partners out there. This is local partner on the podcast. That'd be saying what a what a partners what are two of my partners out there. This is your local ponding on the podcasts. And it'd be seeing what a partner we gotta check. Check check onto onto a good thing. We see the partner partner potter. Yeah check check one two one two. What sheboygan coming in full effect yo- silky silky is on a saturday night we do. It's called the primo addition tonight. What a big time. Tonight levels are on point this. Listen listen to my voice back to uganda. i'm listening. Shit you heard it all. Let's see whose number four number three sards name has been diesel fugger to your name. Is vanessa aka vin diesel. In the how ladies we're gonna put on a tweet this motherfucker sweet spot and we're going to find out if he's vin diesel. I feel like he's more like a weasel. He his way into the girls. You they tell me all the time. Select trump right. Now i've had. I've had sex with a lot of women. There's no kobe but did catch. Simplicity they say. I just just like him. You trump On a man here he gets me on the mic. Go know one of the lead man coming in hot. We're getting ready for a great show. Lick it up and ready to have a good show do right. We did hella who while lender call tyrel bus a why wa wa entire tirona buses cordola the bus tires called the boma what apple polonia government mccurry the episode barney episode where he speaks spanish. Let one pilot episode live in the feminine state. I will more time one more time. We check check. What you'll this is big in Mike number three dune awry. What up what up aka in the house was good. Fun was good. What pot nece. Dj graham on the ones twos and showing here. What the fellas. The partners pretty loud. What what what do you look your best song. Out cheers. cheers. Cheers cheers to the to the premiums. Because he said it was the wrong. Move fucking looking. Good and the saturday night. I'm hungry right. Let's talk over each other. And let's get to the mic. Going one two three around here. We go. We're looking good on the fucking my check. We'll be right back. Stay tuned. we're going to go past show followed by the lee asked of andrew. The fucking torius is in this motherfucker and we got jay ryan sargent slaughter surgeon pussy. Slaughter that we'll be right back. This from a word with panther came. Oh thank you.

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Past Lives - Best of Coast to Coast AM - 6/12/20

The Best of Coast to Coast AM

06:17 min | 8 months ago

Past Lives - Best of Coast to Coast AM - 6/12/20

"Though. We're apart. These days was sharing more so at Geiko. We'd like to say thanks. Thanks for sharing your savage dance moves. Thanks for sharing your diy. Haircut fails. Thanks for sharing your inner lip sync star. Now it's our turn to share with the GEICO back. The fifteen percent credit on car and motorcycle policies for current and new customers, because we're committed for the long haul, the fifteen percent credit laster full policy term visit GEICO DOT com slash, give back for more INFO and eligibility gill the familiar. After looking for a fun, you'll good listening experience. CHECK OUT OUR PODCAST hanging with lawsuit. Lawsuit they my name is Sheboygan and this is my beautiful wife Janet. Hi Guys were a bilingual Mexican American, married couple with two beautiful young daughters, ready to fully expose our life, discuss relationship drama, yours and ours, and you with faith, encouragement and laughter so Wayne come coming out with US listened to hanging with Taylor's on the iheartradio, APP, apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcast for more info visit also Taylor's DOT com. Now here's a highlight from coast to coast. Am on Iheartradio let's see. Let's Oh. Here's one on our past life. Hotline John is in Lakeland. Florida John Good Morning Welcome to coast. Power you pass. My mother was a big storyteller and you know. She always knew we were going to do before. We knew we were gonNA, do and one thing she told us about. That she died as a British soldier and Moore one. And? We just kind of thought it was you know just her talking stories? And so one day we did manage to purchase an old British Ifo through mail order. and gave it turns mom. And she says that's a smelly. I said what in the world's on mother talking about Smelly, and it says you know how to use it. And she took open the bolt set to site. Pull, the magazine out. And I couldn't believe her. Fell over. And I maybe should tell them the truth. Many years ago, we after that we kinda find out what a smell is, and we should just crazy, and it's a small magazine. Lee Enfield known people would know. That would be somebody who is in the military. and. At the time. How how how old was your mother at the time? at that time she well, she died recently. In their eighties and she was probably Oh, I'd stay in her forties or net age. It was just. told us a story. And so she was born in the. Right so she was born in the thirties. Over twenty years after the first World War ended. and. was that the only time she'd mentioned? Being A. Soldier we! Had I might have my time. I was born in Nineteen nineteen and she said. She died. She was reborn. And did she ever share any other details about her experience in the war, specific battles like the. Wings I didn't know what you're talking about, but come to find out that. There were planes with three wings. Not just the byplanes, but there were playing with three. Red Baron flu triplane. That right that was a triplane. You're right, actually I can I can. I can see that in my mind's eye. Now you're right. That was a triplane fascinating cover a weird that she knew these things. So I I guess I do believe in reincarnation now you know I still have dreamed that night that I actually died at have had during World War Two and Dunkirk. Isn't that weird and I've had a fascination with you know British. Web Gear and stuff. Who knows that is interesting. Have you ever thought about undergoing a past life regression with a hypnotherapist? No IT'D BE INTERESTING TO DO I. Might, be a little scary I'll say. Well. John Thank you. That's a that was a great call. I appreciate that fascinating listen to more coast to coast. AM every weeknight at one am eastern and go to coast to coast. Am Dot Com for more. My name is Kimberly drew. If I've learned anything in my years of studying uplifting black artists. Is that we all have the power to create something beautiful. That's why I'm pleased to introduce you to people who have broken down boundaries in fencing and helped to create the first ever smart store. They're a big deal and it's time we give them our attention. Listen to your attention, please Hulu podcast with iheartradio on the iheartradio APP on Apple. PODCASTS or wherever you get your podcasts. It's inspired by your attention. Please now streaming on Hulu. Watch for a fresh point of view on black history. I'm Katie. Couric I'm Bozeman Saint John. I'm an award winning journalist if I do say so myself and Emma Hot to trot trailblazing marketing executive and we're very confident. 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Murder The Hit: "A While"

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

06:05 min | 8 months ago

Murder The Hit: "A While"

"Problems it's human nature to hate problems, but why is that? After. All problems inspire us to mend things ben things make things better. That's why so many people with IBM on everything from city traffic to ocean, plastic new schools to new energy flight delays to food safety smart loves problems IBM. Let's put smart to work. Visit IBKR DOT. COM SLASH SMART to learn more. Guys Bobby Bones, I, host the bobby bones show, and I pretty much always sleepy because I wake up at three o'clock in the morning a couple of hours later I. Get all my friends together. We get into a room and we radio show. We share our alive. We tell our stories. We try to find as much good in the world. If he possibly can, and we looked through the news of the day that you'll care about also your favorite country artists are always stopping by to hang out and share their lives and music, too, so wake up with a bunch of my friends on ninety eight point, seven W. Z Q in Washington, DC, or wherever the rotates you on the iheartradio, APP. The nation's most populous states Texas. Florida and California have seen an increase in Kobe nineteen cases Johnny Brown. You live in California right Jay. Dillon Kelly's still. Testing. Day. Protests much. Okay, you're not leaving the house and you wrote a song about. Two people who have not left their house every off because. That's true. Oh. Without mads don't see any mass when I go out. The song is dedicated to the people who is still in house. Put those of of you who have been left up in the house away among. Dedicated to you now, you allow friend. I just got paid. Beijing. Would they? The day is today. 'CAUSE! I'm. Not seen all the NETFLIX. Gas! Adjusted. Inside, that's all I can do. GonNa get a little scale I know what's happening. New Alito. Case Shakes. I. I? To. Workout. I-. Nice. Show. Go. On A. Go on. Get. Your? Poem. Windowpane. s making. The morning. been. Playing schedule. Need to go to the, stove? Needs. Smoking All time favorite. Murdered his. Greatest Song. We gotta get out of here right now, but we'll be back coming up at the top of the hour yesterday. My favorite of all homerun yesterday was president trump seventy four th birthday people on social media though called Obama appreciation day. That's. About it right after this, yeah! You're listening to your. Show. On the familiar, I've looking for a fun. Feel good listening experience. CHECK OUT OUR PODCAST hanging with lawsuit. They lost. My name is Sheboygan. This is my beautiful wife Janet. Hi Guys were bilingual Mexican American married couple with two beautiful young daughters ready to fully expose our life. Discuss Relationship Drama Yours and And you with faith, encouragement and laughter. Come coming out with US listen to hanging with less Othello's on the iheartradio APP, apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcast for more info. VISIT LAWSUIT DEALERS DOT com. My Dad by. If you're not cheating. You're not trying hard enough, said former cubs first baseman mark. Grace. This is tricky ration- a new weekly podcast that deep dive into some of the. Attempts at Deception and Sports. I'm your host about Waxman and each week I'll interview key players, and some of the most brazen and bizarre attempts to level the playing field all in the name of winning might put got white powder might dare were hat. I had like led Zeppelin t shirts or something like that third class, and I gave the signals to meet coaches from. leftfielder features. That's former mets manager Bobby Valentine telling me about the other time. He wore disguised, so we could manage after being objected. Frauds cheats scam artists. Thirty year, olds who forged birth certificates to play high school basketball. We'll talk to the mall as we attempt to uncover the crazy and dirty tricks of the trade. Premiers. June twenty second. Listen and follow on the iheartradio APP, apple, podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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