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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

07:42 min | 6 d ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"Jam bands was really into answer. I remember when he react. Champions yes i i would. I would stream recording. These live shows. And i would drink like a couple of pots of full and everybody in the office. Would li i was. I was a fricken intern. I'm like this one twenty year old guy in the office and everybody else's sporty and as he backs old at the time when you like twenty thought somebody that was like forty year. Old mid thirties grows and so the guy in his mid thirties. With look at me and be like man. You get a lot of coffee. Maybe you shouldn't drink so much coffee and in my head like whatever you pussy ass bitch thirties. If if i drink a full cada coffee in it like i did. I can stretch won out over the day and be alright. But if i drink coffee over the course like two hours like i used to. I had that job i would. I would just be all jittery and sick and fucked up. And i wouldn't sleep gross. I get that way after. I drink coffee like if i sound old now but if very drink coffee after certain pointing out before you continue i want to assure you are. I know continue. Yes i am. Wha anyway if i drink coffee at after a certain pointing today safe i drink a cup of coffee like sometimes. I have done this in a long time. There'd be nitrite six o'clock. I'll have a cup of coffee fact six three hours whatever beasley by a couple of weeks ago. I had a cup of coffee in six o'clock tonight Up until i win third staring at in bed staring at might see by going. This is awful. The ducks couldn't go to sleep. And i i remember. I was thinking that it made me think back to a time where i was like you all day. Coffee rockstars fucking coax. You know what. I mean might all day too. I remember used to hang out fucking in like six seven. Eight o'clock at night. Just fucking down in large starbucks gravies just black straight yet large you know and then take certain. Yeah but anyway we were just and then you know we go our separate ways go home sleep like a fucking baby. That's where i started learning that. I can see i sleep like i wouldn't go to sleep until i went very next morning like six. Yeah it's a bummer. So that's where i learned okay. I'm an only drink coffee in the morning right. And they started only drinking coffee in the morning. And that's what i've been doing for like two or three cups in the morning. If i'm waking up and i'm super groggy too. It's like kind of what i do kind of thing. I have a cup in the morning before. He to go to oregon outward right. But i but i can't like the other night showed me. I can't be drinking coffee. it's a night then. I'm waiting to present an sitting there. Fucking looking at mike ceiling. And i'm like i really wish there was something entertaining on the ceiling. He's just pitch-black. Get up the next morning. You're tired in karachi. What's going on you folger's in french. Which is the most yeah. It's ridiculous maybe it reminds me of how bad like like just reminded me of like how bad people do how bad people are at advertising. You know what. I mean like like one that bothers me. I mentioned this before. It's like. dod commercials yeah. They're the fucking worst. I mean i remember when old spice i came out with goes crazy. Commercials like ten fifteen years ago when they had like the old spice guy and sealer guy was your face mask. Guided right you'll spice seamer guy or whatever it was. I don't remember now. They're ridiculous now. It's a guy this giant ask closet. And he's he's arguing with his wife uses old spice and then a jet flights field for a jet flying by make you feel fresh. Yup couldn't tell you. I think old spice there were like yeah. We had this commercial. The people of fifteen years ago. That was just crazy and made no sense and and just kept doing crazy shit. That made no sense and they're still doing but we're running out of ideas. Let's put him in a closet bring either. It's not like a regular club. It's huge as walking rain and it's like oh the only the fancy man gets old spice kinda thing. Ooh you know what. I mean with pocket squares also. They used to do that. These advertising e every day like the guy that's demands me. now do fancy me. So that's my bureau commercials and gentlemen. Right fucking like halloween jack. Mckee think of it doesn't but you know what it does do. It makes you think that was weird and then spend like five minutes talking about old spice podcast right so i would. I would call it an effective commercial effective. That pisses me off. Yes but we still filed by. Yeah but we still just gave old spice like hella free publicity rahaman by you. Don't think people bhai it now. How can they afford to make the commercials. I dunno could your old company. Actually i've i've old spice body wash. I really spent five minutes talking about body. Washington will tell you something. I'll tell you someone's fact. I wash myself with other ships and then afterwards afterwards blitzer spice on to smell better to to smell i personally i think smells kind of it's like it's you don't smell like anything in particular except old spice which some mystery knows where that kid doses of rail right but my wife fucking loves. Well the mets light. That's why i do it. So i washed myself and then i pollute myself with some old spice so so that talk about him with your podcast you. We were talking about something else earlier. And i said saving for the podcast lords fucking remember. It could have been anything could have been we work. Remember that the fucking we work yet. It ended up being nothing at all. No you were talking about it. And i said. Hey the podcast. I remember that happening. I don't remember what we were just in the living room. It couldn't have been that important. It was it was funny. I'm sure well. I'm a funny funny man. Every word that comes out of my mouth is comedic. Gold was number five minutes do enhance mark near boys in in sync. I'm.

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Flyers Trade Shayne Gostisbehere, Draft Picks to Arizona

Schopp and Bulldog

00:31 sec | Last week

Flyers Trade Shayne Gostisbehere, Draft Picks to Arizona

"The Coyotes got a 2nd and 1/7 with the player and gave up nothing. And so which again? I'll say right now. It should not be called a trade because that is not a trade that is a gift. The Flyers GM said that Seattle's price to do the same thing was way higher. Yeah. Like Really Well, maybe Seattle misread the market badly, if if that's the case. They didn't do a single

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

07:21 min | Last month

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"He's like sheen. Jj remember like who are you. And he's skinny. He's super skinny now. Because you remember. He was pretty hefty super skinny long hair. Like didn't even look the same. And i was like everything. Do i know you meet bob. And i'm like holy shit bob. You wait ever going on next thirty made soon. As i said that thirty minutes of my life it was informational and he gave me permission to use the story. But we got a change me okay. So picking cherry is always good soon. Okay so bob cage now jerry all right okay so jerry starts telling me the story about how he knew he was he was he was locked up like most of us were for for you know coping were not supposed to say on corn team last year starting in april whenever it started be when he took it seriously when writing to quarantine he got bored and started surfing the internet and he was looking for. He's always been like a spiritual by always on spiritual kegs and he read book of kabbalah. And all that shit. You would quarantine. I started deport search about murder hornets. Ooh i remember. Yeah i remember. Guess that you you're you're saying about her anyway. Easterns telling me about this. Deep dive on internet colts or internet churches. I should say preface recalling. Bob jerry again. Because he asked for the purpose of this of this of this show like a like a privacy heat. There's some expose stopped okay. And i'm going to get into the store. He doesn't want anyone to come back but he exposed this church church. I'm doing the quote can be so. He found his church right all right and it was called the church of dave and he was into it. 'cause the guy there's a guy and his name was emily. Hope i get this right. There's a guy name. Alba wishes him off the third. All right who is his religious who church funny name. I've never met now wishes before. I know what's the name of her either. I mean if you wanna pick a cult leader name that i mean a church leader name. That sounds like a church leader. Halloween hem hawk. That third anyway started told me a story about how he started communicating with our wishes guy. How this website had all these all stuff about about how this guy went from being in scientology but really he got kicked out of scientology because he didn't really believe in scientology anymore and he in the scientologists didn't really like some of his idea. It's okay he had some pretty gets pretty out there i is. He believed that the dogs were the second coming of angels. Okay more more directly. He believed that pit bulls were the second coming of angels pit. Bulls are super sweet and protective. Yeah that make sense. Yes so far. Sorry so far. I mean eddie has a metaphor. this makes sense yes. Let's keep your wishes. Had a thing where you had to pre to paul of a dark preferably a pit bull right and so this is all making sense to jerry or gerry. People i could see why us. I gave him the most protective animal i've ever owned great. It's always had my back. And the most loving creature on earth in the door bulldogs super playful in. He came in with suspicions about prayed the part that he didn't really understand what. Why predate. Paul nothing right paul okay. I'll the wishes explained in one of his clogs that the left paul has all the power usual any And that's where the dog gets most positive thoughts positive tackling following. You all right so gerry's really into this right. He's about a couple of days into quarantine he's really into this. He's watching all this guy youtube videos. He pays his guy he signed up for this guy guy's website where he gets a sermon to him every day for every game every friday or every friday. Think of what. You got sermon symptom. I don't feel like it really matters. What day of the week. It does a whole thing you got it does matter. It matters this whole telling you when i tell you this story. You're going to be like holy shit. Okay all right So he charges ninety nine ninety five a month for a membership to the website. Right sermon sent you get. It's now we have that when a dog. I it got talking okay. I can speak from experience when dog farts. Just kinda gross. That's what i think but continue according to allegations so when a dog parts gone talking and you you hear him through your nose you hear him through your notes exactly right exactly and jerry's going on this story that how he's like really into it right. He's a he's like paying scarring ninety nine ninety five a month. Kidney sermon said to him and he's starting to tell me. These sermons are kind of a mix of the bible kabbalah understood already under the understood. A lotta into that. But this guy was combining right and he was talking about how the end of the world was coming ninety. This is the beginning. According to jerry was convinced he ended. The world is coming okay. Convinced prepped out for him. They can't get here to go back and everything like that. Use all ready to go. Allegations idea was the fact. The cats for were divas. The cats we're going to try to control people into convening all these all the stuff that had been going on stuff in the world was done by the control of cats mind control like mind control from from cats with cats. Were the demon jerry body. I personally i started to laugh in jerusalem. No serious and i'm like wait a minute your paying guy. Ninety nine ninety five a month sending these surveys. He's telling you ve cats are that he's like dude. Have you ever seen the cat. Have you ever seen a cat you. That's what he asked me. Okay and i was like yeah. I've seen a cat. You see how cancer act. And i'm like yeah kind of independent. Kind of aloof. Kind of like don't give a fuck in lithium. That's okay and i'm like you have cats. You told me yep my cats. don't act that way. My cats are very nice. They're very sweet. What about the roy. Sometimes they're overly aggressive. The one that annoys me. Shit the part of the knocking should off. You can't trying to get control of you honestly. She misses me off so fucking mushroom times. The reason why she does that. According according to allah wishes according to jerry okay the reason why cats do that shit. I.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

03:51 min | 3 months ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

04:13 min | 3 months ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"The deal. They look. They broke it down. How much day. Ridiculous to one thing. I wish i would've done then. An nfl quarterback if only had the idea to be an nfl no not just in nfl not even an nfl quarterback taken like nfl offense lineman you know what i mean or or like third string because even if you're third string on on team you're still making pretty good money. Yeah i guess the lesson for all the kids listening right now if you're still yeah if you're still listening is Just just play for an nfl team when you grow up. You don't need to worry about anything else. Just grow up and see the reason. I didn't pay for an nfl team finished my football career because it only lasts him. Sophomore is because with the fucking very good at. Oh so okay. So you're basically saying that if you want to be an nfl player you should be fucking good at that. That makes sense like that makes sense that makes sense to me. You should be like you can be top tier in big shot on campus. God i feel like it's fancy cup. So embryos mice coffee right now mice off. Yeah mind grinder. corpora- good at www mind grainger. Coffee dot com tickets. You some and you baby cold group. And you put it into this little fancy cocktail. Glass this ab- rougher like like. I feel like it. I like an old school guy. Drinking bible cures to you clicks years to you. I don't know what about. But that's what i'm doing because i was not in my day. Time was not a fancy fuck in high bald. Like into glass. Ten drinkers know. You were a jug of popoff drinker. I was jag of thunderbird or night train. What like the beer out of the key in from night like fancy high ball. I think i'd get one. I got kicked out of the place. So this makes me feel like. I'm a normal heaven eyeball guy i also. I love that sound of the of the ice in the glass over the mike. Pretty probably podcast. But if you're if you're annoyed with it then you know fuck this far thank you. Yeah so maybe maybe they just have a plane in the background and all the sudden start feeling a feeling. Yeah they're like really like those guys can't talk about nothing. That's what this is like. That's the other thing. I wanna relaxing. I want to talk about. I just remembered because there was annoyed by it the other day. Why or notary commercials for man. Because if you look different than commercials but yoder commercials for women are like. Oh it's free. it's secret it's fresh. She put it on your arm and it's like fresh and simple right and like you look at the odor Mantis i can't miss fifteen fighter in fucking fucking guide. Agai a pilot and it's like old spice for a challenge in life or whatever like for like ticket you why our commercials easy so fucking annoying and they win the needlework yoder and they don't even new rain it's like they put it on the side they don't give the whole fucking the b. o. From side of fucking the gotta do a dainty otherwise it'd be real you can't have shit to realize commercial when i don't wanna see fucking f. Fifteen fighter jet pilot guy. They probably have fucking special pilot. Fucking fifteen theory. It's what i'm saying like for pilots got all kinds of special ship for pilots. I bet it's not old spice that the regular enormous. I wouldn't be surprised if it's all vice donald personal preference.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

07:04 min | 3 months ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"A clown. Everybody for bringing fucking william rick like that and finally after years of trying got a job at tower records in green bay. You remember when it was right. There were trader. joe's is and greenway. I thought that was a warehouse. That was a tower. Don't go there was a warehouse now. While you worked there you would know. He would deter tower with way cooler than warehouse all right by the way. Okay but working one night. Excuse me sneezing fucking coughing guardian. Asthma cat saw my cats nets. It could be the cats but Anyway and there. There's this guy you watching. You looks fucking homeless. Swear to god. I think this guy's home. He comes in and he goes to the import section right and my fucking homeless guy. And he's like he takes out almost all of the new wave of british heavy metal records from the import second. I just like you can't see my hands on the podcasts book. A stack a stack like twenty five records. Put them up on the register and just ring me up for all you know these you like fifty bucks a piece like acting like either homeless to me right. Just read 'em up. Its find you pulls out one of those fucking black fucking visa card. You know the ones curtis fucking coded you get those cargo. Pull up just put it on that. And so i ring them up and i put it on their in eighth name comes up yep fucker. He's walking out on them. Like hey man i apologize. I didn't mean to be an hassle and he's like no you thought was the fucking homeless guy. I i know where you're coming up. Totally cool about it. He's like look at the way. I'm dressed. I'm just coming from the studio. Kinda look like a homeless guy. All right in mike. Oh you're not that big of a dick after all. I didn't say that. But that's what i was thinking this like. You're not that big a big after all so anyway rep soda's kinda of them yeah What were those cards. You're looking at their stickers. Actually but the funny one. I was just going through them. They came with something that i ordered online. I was just looking at him while you were talking because it was honestly a board story kathy. Yeah so his board everybody out there in fucking heads homeland. Yeah but at least. I got to find this funny sticker because you have this new coffee company and you have the spirit new coffee which i am loving by the way. It's good but the sticker here says. Fuck your coffee i need. I need to get their sticker dude. I need to get those anything to copy stickers. You can't do that. That's some proprietary property. That is great. Stick fuck your coffee. It's it's i wanna get stickers made that say your pop and then people can buy them or giving people for free getting business cards. I'm pretty exciting. But that fuck yeah makes me a fucking businessman. Yeah it makes me a baller and like there's my business card shock collar. Remember like an american psycho of never saw that. God damn you need to see american psycho. I get into once heard somebody passage from an which in which the psycho axes dude in the head and then their brain kind of loses out making a fart again way better on that with without fucking graphic the really good i believe it. What else do we want to talk about. I don't know here long enough for elliot. Twenty seven minutes of toilet to a half an hour. how about that. Oh yeah let's just arbitrarily stretch at the half an hour talk about a whole bunch of nonsense for what have we been. What do we do this whole podcast to shit. We've been talking about your nonsense and people are still listening. You know maybe they're fucking doing cardio. They got us on their headphones and are doing their fucking cardio. And they're all pissed off at us by now because we've talked about nothing important except for my coffee company. Www dot my dot com dot. Go gipson highly. Recommend views came up with the new show. You know our own true crime series. Yeah that's where the money is in a guessing. Here's here's here's something. Though with the and i meant to get back to this the true crime show right. We still never got to how he did killing. That's that's really important. it's fucking easy. Tony fucking the took people out of their home these fucking or he fucking digital in their home and he fucking strangled or fuck entitlement chair. He's a strong guy. Yeah okay maybe a couple of other little guys helping them all right so he rasim down a chair in fucking severs the head fucking you fucking a thumbnail one scene or whatever because cuts after fucking torture them yeah he pulls out yes and their fingernails yes anti keeps a left thumbnail as gyro fee for each kill yes his name and his name is when they finally catch him. His name is something like Let's see his name is bruce. Their names super monday by his name was gerald gerald com. Jeff gerald in. Everybody be like you know for in the interview people to be the classic for little guy. He seemed alright. Yeah you're hobson seemed like such a novel. Oxen's jeremy hobson third. Did you know that you're hobson's the third made up the third. There is no drops to you. Cheryl anthony thompson. The third third but there is no gerald hops. The first or second. He beat up his whole name before he moved. It's no my county the whole the whole he his name wasn't even jared because real name was john john heir to the heir to the mattel family fortune. Ou a game or gamemaker. Yes there you go. That's how we're gonna end this podcast if you listen to the way through. Thank you very much. You probably didn't pay much attention if he did. Hey man led to have you with until america. The fitness right..

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Sean Couturier's goal gives Flyers 3-2 home win over Bruins

AP News Radio

00:30 sec | 4 months ago

Sean Couturier's goal gives Flyers 3-2 home win over Bruins

"Sean couturier scored the game winner in the flyers improve their playoff position by nipping the Bruins three two Kateri a tally seven minutes into the third period leaving Philadelphia four points behind Boston for the fourth and final playoff berth in the east division Travis connect me scored a first period goal and set up Shayne Gostisbehere is power play tally about six minutes later Brian Elliott stopped thirty shots to blank the Bruins following Jake DeBrusk tying goal with eight forty five left in the second Patrice Sharon also scored for the bees who won six of eight from Philly this season I'm Dave Ferrie

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Buffalo Sabres snap 18-game winless streak with victory over Philadelphia Flyers

Spittin' Chiclets

00:21 sec | 4 months ago

Buffalo Sabres snap 18-game winless streak with victory over Philadelphia Flyers

"Sabres we gotta give props dumped on them for months straight. They broke their eighteen game. Losing streak with a six one blow over who else the philadelphia flyers they have been. Oh fifteen and three since february twenty third and they also got a four game point streak on the savings due to to and they'll ask for so kudos to them play a little too far away but

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Ovechkin leads Capitals past Flyers for fourth straight win

AP News Radio

00:40 sec | 5 months ago

Ovechkin leads Capitals past Flyers for fourth straight win

"Alex eventually netted his seven hundred sixteenth career goal and Carl Haglund added a goal and an assist in the capital's fourth straight win five for Philadelphia Haglund says his team is playing well right now I think we've done a good job coming out with a lot of energy each game the middle score the first goal and you can see we're doing pretty good job too defensively well that's composed within one of tying Phil Esposito for sixth on the NHL's career goals list twenty fired a wrist shot in the second period to put the caps up for two Nick Jensen Daniel Sprong and nic Dowd also scored for Washington which is one eighty nine no one Patrick James van Riemsdyk Shayne Gostisbehere Claude Giroux scored for the flyers who have lost four of five I'm Dave Ferrie

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McCann's late goal lifts Penguins past Flyers 4-3

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 5 months ago

McCann's late goal lifts Penguins past Flyers 4-3

"Jared McCann's goal with less than ten minutes remaining proved to be the difference as the Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Philadelphia flyers four to three the goal for McCann is his third in the last five games since returning from a three week injury a big boost for Mike Sullivan's team I think he's trying to do the little things out there you brings good speed I think his wall play has improved I think he's getting himself into the areas of the rink where he needs to get the looks and and and and as a result I think you start to score goals Evgeny Malkin scored and assisted another bold Zach Aston Reese and Bryan rust also found the net for Pittsburgh Tristen Jari made twenty one saves as the penguins are now thirteen nine and one this year Travis connect me Kevin Hayes and Shayne Gostisbehere scored for Philadelphia now twelve six and three Josh Rowntree Pittsburgh

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Giroux, Flyers top Rangers 4-3 despite Kreider hat trick

AP News Radio

00:40 sec | 5 months ago

Giroux, Flyers top Rangers 4-3 despite Kreider hat trick

"James van Riemsdyk and Shayne Gostisbehere each scored a power play goal in the flyers overcame Chris Kreider's hattrick in a four three win over the Rangers Claude Giroux had three assists in his return after a two week absence due to covert nineteen drew was impressed by the team's power play goals unit played well tonight we're able to get a goal each on the power play I think we moved the puck well and support each other and you know when when you have a high gain find natural products and retrieving them you're gonna get your your scoring chances so we're able to get to Nick Kassis bearing Erik Gustafson each finished with a goal and an assist as Philadelphia won for the second time in six games I'm Dave Ferrie

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Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley are engaged, she confirms

Wisconsin's Morning News with Gene Mueller

01:19 min | 5 months ago

Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley are engaged, she confirms

"Morning use Here's Brian D. Shayne Lee Woodley confirmed it on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. She is engaged to Aaron Rodgers. And that's awesome. Everybody deserves to find their partner in life. She doesn't seem to know too terribly much about football, his career or the Packers. She's never been the Green Bay. She's never even been to a football game, and that's all totally fine. She's happy. He's happy. They're happy. That's all that matters. That being said, I felt the need to get out of headless one because I've seen how this goes down before every bad throw Every interception. Every loss going forward will be met by some smart guy or girl tweeting at me or sending a message on the academic or grudge talking tax line there. Read something like this quote. He's distracted by his new fiance. You might think I'm kidding, but that happens all the time. It's an absolutely preposterous thought, but one that at least some portion of the Packers fan base seems to share your within your right to voice that opinion and I'm within my right that they get absolutely insane. My loved ones are enhancing presence is in my life. But his must be detracting presences in his Come on. It's just a lazy take that you're using to avoid blaming Aaron or the team or anybody actually involved with what happens on a football

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

01:46 min | 10 months ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

03:57 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"This disgusting grubby little piece of Shit expensive. Work Sucking up. With carrying on your legs. Yeah. So it's it's like it's busy even if that's the case and you have a daughter, they're not going to carry on drilling. Begin married. Changing their name. Also I don't give a shit about. Right up here if anybody's. I mean that that will think it's it's fucking singing my lizard brain like what I I don't care about my legacy. It's something that's GonNa make me obsessed with acting in a way that's going to ensure that my God damages passing ration- to generation to know you're preaching I get it. You're preaching to the choir I understand where you're coming from. I mean don't give you wrong like if I had. Some points. Dating a woman she actually came you. Don't I would take the responsibility. Absolutely you don't. Follow them, but it's just never been. I don't know why I mean it's just never been my name that's not something I have a desire to seek out. Yet. Then answers the question of points where it gets. Really remain you'd be surprised. How often comes up in conversation. Some people think that you you get to be in your forties. You don't have kids your that cream or you are woody. Creepy old guy comes hangs out hurt his. Left. I'd kidding. I'm? Not. That guy. That's the image. People have the game. It's forty that doesn't have kids right? It's creepy uncle the guy that's not really your uncle, but he's somebody. Everybody's got the uncle somebody or aunts of on straight. The. Using. This is my last. Year Yeah. I think we're running a tango whatever this my final thing. took. Off. If I had a kid said saying, it's not anything like. I would I, mean way did your parents ever say hope you have a kid and it's worth some you. Know because that's the kirks. No I. I wanted another reason why they don't want kids. I once heard something along the lines of a puppy instead of the baby but. I never I never heard that one. Yeah but by My Dad I can't remember which one of my parents even Saco Pierre. And it's ten times worse worse as you that scared me enough to be like. What's I realize what a nightmare I was a kid like as a teenager. Adulthood. I don't mind having to like a little kid right kid isn't that big of a deal to me? It's when they get to be teenagers and teenagers starts thinking he could take you know what I mean when he met teenager start seeking kick your APP. That's when you've lost it and I don't want to go through that experience. Here's the thing I know how to do teenager right and that is a treat them like adults. I honestly think that's the best thing to do. Years old go get a job. Some rape. Your fifteen years old now think you're a grown ass man so I'm GonNa. Treat you. Anyway to the person that sent that email. Thank you very much. It gave him something else talk about. You. Know sometimes you check that and sometimes they check their email. So if you maybe maybe you'll be a lucky one way answer your question in the next episode in a month fish. Or whenever yet? But I think that's All right so. Thank you for listening. In until. I almost got you almost forget I almost forgot. What are you almost forget? Sponsor his. Sponsor sponsor this Croatia sponsoring said no.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

06:53 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"I mean I'm not famous, but there's some comedians that are just getting richer the ringer because. I mean comedian's job in parts. The envelope. And and their their hazards that go with that job. But I mean like for me like all that stuff kind of scared to do from dating kind of scares do from being home with the girl just so. Just. So you know why women are still wondering why they're seeing if there's women out there still wondering why they're seeing. Part of that I guess part of the backfire of Metoo. Movement, which don't get me wrong. Greek thing. I think it's good if the remind but part of the backfire of that is mannered too scared to go on dates now. Yeah I could see that. As a single man. I Tell You I. Am I am a little afraid to go on dates. I I am I glad to be married man you should be in this teenage. So that's that's a little long shorty against. I mean. Isn't enough of an rate or call it enough answer. It's it's enough. It's good enough for you for me if it's good enough for maximum for me, you know. So does that satisfy you yo what I like about the other thing I would like to put this email. If you didn't leave a name. For me. Anyway. So why no kids? Wine. Okay All right. There's a really simple answer to. What? I think it's great. It's There are several parts to it but I'm going to start with the simple. I've known a lot of people with kids and they all say, it's the best thing that ever happened to him. And they all say that through braided teeth and sleep deputies nearby Groupie. And their. Really and their wallets and Plucking PTA. Where they gotta take the kids to soccer. Yeah. And your kid doesn't even play. Yeah. At or or like you know they, they dropped an F bomb somewhere normally of big deal but their kid was there and now the whole neighborhood thinks they're a fucker. Four in front of their kid. Yeah, so I don't need that shit in my life. I just don't. Then then there's like my wife feels the same way every both you don't have a rarity I just want to point something out is rare to find a woman like your wife doesn't want kids. I found probably the best woman in the work. Yes I'm stoked on. Don't let her go. nope. No. fucking way. Get into floor 'cause unique. I had a tough time when I tell them women. Tell. Them. Maybe that's another reason why I'm still single it gets I'll tell them. I. Don't kids. Yeah. I wouldn't drop that on the first day. It's not even on the first date. It's like we're hanging out for a little bit. And see it eventually comes up. Why are you in your Ford is you don't have kids transmit eventually come up now I I believe. In people thinking selfish and make notes out. I think it's selfish that if I wanted to father educates statement the one woman stay with one woman. I know plenty of due to have done that. Yeah. I think I think it's Okay, I'll get in trouble for saying this I. Think it's selfish to want to create a brand new child when there's a whole bunch of children who need a good home read you've got a good home and you're like, but I don't want those secondhand children I wanNA make out. I mean, fuck you people. Yeah. So anyway. Bacteria and sorry. Yeah. So there was that and then children are so. I mean yeah. They have their cool things like it's you like childlike wonder off. That's great. You know going to be around. I. Am I really enjoy spending like an hour with the kids. In a very nice. Not. Pedophile. Give somebody else's kid that comes over your house. If you haven't barbecue something at home like I'll keep them occupied and break with them and you know we'll like like play with the dog together something. I understand I feel the same way. But. But inevitably there comes the moment really start crying or yelling screaming were hidden were just being fucking generally shitting or they get some germy shit on their hands and. Get they get fucking sticky. Thank you can watch child head to toe you scrub them and dip them in bleach? And release them in the wild for one hour, they will come back sticky hands. Hands, and you know what they're gonNA do with those sticky hands they're gonNA put on. They're going to touch your thanks can touch your your. Your windows are GonNa poke your glasses with the grubby little things mathematical, clean your glasses. Fuck it. They're disgusting. Children Not GonNA discussed it. You're drinking nutrients and they're like, no I walked they WANNA put their mouth your drank. Nobody's putting their mouth on my. fucking disgusting little sherm filled. fucking. They're just so gross and they're the future. So in the future, the future of our great nation, there are disgusting future. Yeah. Yeah are a is there any other reasons why you know kids fool? Yup. Yep. So, I've. So it's also work and it's expensive share like a child is the most expensive hoppy. DUDES has four different kids by four different women. Yeah It doesn't sound great now. I mean. And I'm sure. If I had a kid here's. What you have a kid and then there's something in our DNA read when we have a kid all the sudden, it flips a switch and then it's like Oh this is the best thing ever. Just. That shit in your fucking weird little lizard brain that wants to preserve your your your gene line. By, loving this child or doing anything, it's not because it's actually making your life better. It's not it's actually making you happy. Because, you have some sick obsession with making.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

02:58 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

02:23 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"Local pizza place that makes a decent pizza something better than domino's right know then that's at least twenty bucks a pot. That is bare. Minimum two, hundred, twenty dollars. So you're doing pretty damn well to be able to not only afford today drink. But you can afford to buy pizzas unless your buddies are chipping in for the pizzas. Thing even then I mean if your day drinking all day and and I mean just one pizza. Just, have twenty dollars in pocket at the end of the day and danger which by the way never includes Chesapeake. No remember is never just drinking even in the video of eastern out he starts out with beard of big using drinking games they go to shots and then they go to mix drinks, which is maybe be where guy. 'cause what again with the shots during Daydream Game.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

07:34 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"So we're just getting ready just give figuring out the sound and all that, and so if you can hang with us but we fancy microphones now the fans. will be able to be like. Kinda podcast. Yeah, we'll make Joe Rogan kind of money where we could just leave California because. Right now, tell us when harkness. Especially, in California, the hot mets county has been on fire for the last week. Yeah. Because we had a lightning storms and then do with no rain yesterday. Just everywhere brandon. and. Then we had a heatwave. Almost never happens of drew that we usually very moderate. You know everything. Yeah. No we have heat wave with breezy lightning everywhere. Yeah. Yeah and then you had a tornado land in New Orleans and Texas giving day a hurricane a hurricane pain and if you pay attention people are starting to say it's Overly. Lifted. By the end of the I've never heard that before they in times of natural disaster yet without. Yeah. Most most. Most Christians. Say. Maybe I'm maybe I'm going to sound like an ignorant asshole. I don't think. Okay how about this my friend? Yes. Who is a Christian? Yes. And it's a nice guy. Happens to believe that the world is coming to. Based on his readings in the Bible yet or he believes that. is going to rise from the ground and him and Michael the Archangel are going to duke it out but they didn't supernatural season thoughts Satan and Michael Your. Friend of Michael No statement like the Archangel Basin the. Season Five, could you also think since the end season five? Of Supernatural was was that prophecy was a prophecy and that's what's going on right now world and had remaining supernatural prophecy mean. It's. Fucking TV shows TV show. And he said there's some actual real stuff. Close tonight those he studying religion I guess he's a religious steadier to study or study I is religion a student of. Yes that's a major major. Oh. Really. Yeah. Theology. He said supernatural was pretty close to. Some some stuff from the Bible. Not a pretty close. Anyway it was just a thought I. Don't know why abrupt end up and it was just a has nothing to do with. Today. Other factor California's burning on. There are Hella people there are people in my favorite. You believe the world is GonNa end in their lifetime right because. Copper's in Iraq ship. Yes. A lot of people the world's GonNa, end is actually on on it's creating. So if you're in that belief while you know. Get a live like there's no tomorrow against the advice rate. I mean if there's no tomorrow went out live like there's no tomorrow. Yep everybody take your pants off. Do the do the Wiggle. It about to and fro side. This is all up and down the neighborhoods even get a good helicopter go right. So I don't even know why breath it out. It's just interesting that California I grab on these northern California. But this happens like every year you have it's earlier now last year it happened September October lately it's been happening in October. Now now. Now it's August and talking to the beginning of audience, and so we have like I forgot about willing. To be on the really at one. Yeah but dip. And then everybody like air conditioning yet. You know admittedly I was too because the conditioning yet says, it's Nice, I don't have air conditioning in my house. I have a fan I have a feeling that you get the actually. All right. Good. Very well. Not as well as my air conditioner closer conditioning. To work because at work, we have conditioning. Working extra eight hour or read. But I, that's what I wanted to talk about today what I wanted to talk about today was. I send you that. Link if you if you out there listening in six listeners six six look dude we are coming up in the World Joe Road on your ass if we are coming. But if you're one of six hundred search youtube channel, you need to go check out it's called you betcha. The guy from. Wisconsin leave. Veteran it's it's a West Kansin Midwest Dad. The guy's fucking hilarious. I love this -Sconsin, West. I love -Sconsin. Great Way. This family. Right Rack up and I'm GonNa Crack Up Anne Cooper nature of here your. Life. Think, the world is ending their. Wisconsin probably believes that were ending I know a lot of people there due to to do and. You don't get started on this world. Is Thing. So moving on. Three. Here's the thing about the world is ending cancer. We're GONNA. Go to the world is Andy I can't get away from that I just got to get this off Murray we can becky daydream People even if the world is ending. Don't act as world is ending. Actors if you WANNA be like. You. Want your children to be. Okay. That's all that accurate. So don't act like immediate. DON'T BE A. Jerk ass or just. Like don't Brooklyn Pixabay of Texas. Texas coach Yeah don't do that. Am I think he had explained to the people takes students everything now the Texas dishes when somebody So. So you're probably familiar with parking lots people think. Shoot me over and there's the type of parking lot were parked cars. They've pulled in any slots next to each other in a row. So the Texas douches when somebody in multiple spots diagonally instead of straighted. Shadley. And take multiple spots. It's called the Texas because I've only ever seen Texans do it I've seen them in California over. Done. Actually. When I went to grocery shopping the other day dude that's why I thought of today's the other day when I'm grocery shopping, there is a dude. Texas. The meat you know. There was plenty of spots. Nobody needs to. But. But I mean and it was all made the back of the parking lot. So he probably figures like, Oh, it's all in the back of the parking lot. So it's not gonna be so Dushi if I pulling here in like you know. I mean at least there I've seen people do the Texas like in the front door of a place, right? That's pretty. That's That's just fucked up. So anyway, let's get back to you. Betcha. The video that I was watching you better. Did you watch? The daydream themes the five seizures day drinking. That is like the perfect.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

02:47 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

07:39 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"I think I think in Most states probably but but I mean good for him. It's never too late to make a right and like run as a write-in candidate, right? Because I think we're Sandbar did that a few years ago or religious for governor, California? I don't know. I don't wasn't. You know what she was actually on a ballot. I think. Yeah. I don't know if it was for president or if it was for I think was for president wage. Yeah, and and her thing was the only real comedian running for president, right? That was her like campaigns like yeah. Yeah. I remember that. I thought it was for governor. I think she may Governor kids. I mean, mean that respect when I not run 4 guns that was back when I was running for governor Rhodes and it was somebody else there was like always actors and a pornstar somewhere in their lives. There was a pornstar room off. Yeah, why not? Well, I mean they're actors too. Yeah. So Kanye going crazy. He tweeted did you see all the stuff? He tweeted know you don't go on Twitter? I don't know Twitter. I don't feed it. All this stuff about his wife like he tweeted he tweeted about home movie get out with about him. Oh my God, this guy. Just fucking guy got Kanye Kanye. Give I don't have I just like, you know every now it's going to get better. Right? Yeah, cuz cuz cuz a couple of about four or five days ago the beams. The beads beaver beaver the beaver. All right goes to Wyoming cuz Kanye has been in Wyoming mountains. Yeah meeting all this crazy stuff and doing all this crazy stuff like you went to the hospital and then he came out of the hospital. You went to the hospital on his four-wheeler. Some always had. Let me tell you something if you're going to go somewhere to be batshit-crazy Wyoming with without having to do harm to other people go to the middle of nowhere in Wyoming. Yeah, right Big Ass Ranch. Yeah. Just going crazy. Yeah. I mean, I think he's going crazy. I don't know what other people think that's what I like. And I mean at least at least he's like he picked he picked the right spot to do it. Yeah, so Bieber and Chappell going to see him but it would be birth that got him to apologize to his wife for all the stuff that he said. Yeah about his wife. I don't care how great you think are. You don't fucking trash talk your wife on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. There's a girl. Will be earlier must get into. Who the guy the Tesla guy? Oh, he'll on musk Elon. Yeah Elliot heat rash. His wife on I think Twitter or Joe Rogan one of the two. I can't remember if you'd like and his wife was just like dude. I've done. Yeah, for real. Yeah, but old Kim is standing by her man. Well, you know good for him good for her what but you know, I'm Kim is used to the whole fucked-up family Dynamic, right? No, not that I'm judging right? Not that I'm judging right but you know, she's used to fucked-up family Dynamic public garage and you met her family. I mean, yeah Dad's no longer your dad technically mean. What do you call? What do you what what do you call wrong with that still be bad parents parent? I still the person that raised you right that's all a whole other that's a whole other thing there and I don't really know. So, yeah, it's kind of an interesting. It's kind of an interesting deal with him. I wonder if you like he actually had presidential campaigns like he had didn't campaign speeches. Did he really? Yeah yelled Rally's did he really young like two of them in Wyoming? Yeah. No. No, neither one of them. I can't remember where they were when he talked about some he talked about the whole thing that got the Twitter thing started with that. He talked about all this personal stuff that happened in his life and about Kim and all this other stuff happened in life nine for the whole that's when all the Twitter rains happen and everybody was like the economy is going crazy. Yeah, I don't care who you are. Don't fucking air your grievances on Twitter. Yeah. That's another reason why Twitter is an email thing. Yeah, and I'm really like Twitter. I don't like getting canceled like any of that bucket like who you know what really confuses me about Twitter page. It's not. All right, what confuses me is not that people post shit on Twitter incessantly, it's not that people post. Should they shouldn't should post on Twitter or confuses me about Twitter is that millions or possibly billions of people regularly log in to see what these people have to say about 30 characters or less. Yeah. Like I've never understood the who the fuck wants to do that apparently everybody in America. Yeah. Okay. I mean there's some people that are there's I mean, it's just weird to me cuz there's like people that are good deals on Twitter, but they're not really big deals if you know what I mean, like they're big on Twitter like like like I am Who am I thinking of? Shaun King, I don't know who that is. Anyway, he's a big Twitter guy. Like he's he's tweets always get retweeted. And he's just Twitter famous. Yeah, who was like house like, I mean unless you're a fucking Haiku poet. How do you get Twitter famous between stuff that that people find find to be the truth or there or someone in the middle of their true thoughts and they can relate to it somehow. I mean I can see if it's if if what you do is you Tweet shit that makes angry people feel angrier. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of old guy does okay and he's written a couple of bugs. He's like, I think he's like a political analyst or something. I don't know but if if he's a big deal on Twitter, he's not a political analyst. He's a fucking anger month. Yeah. He's either a haiku poet or an anger Monger e or or a short form comedian. Yeah, but see even comedians on Twitter. They're still funny. I sub. You know, they're not as funny as they think are right there. Some of them in are actually pretty good but that goes they did cuz there's like there's like Twitter famous, right? And then there's like YouTube famous where there's like a weird shit on YouTube, but you can be famous for our YouTube, right? There's like family YouTube frogs, you know what? I mean? I know I just tortured you and made you watch some of them but let me the Family Video the family Vlogs on YouTube or like the weirdest things in the world. It is just so strange to me that you would put a camera on your family and videotape your family Lego blog and your kids act like idiots. I mean, I feel like it's just something you do if you're okay. All right, I'm going to go on a rant here first, you know, if I offended me please forgive me, but if you think that your family were your kids act like idiots and you love each other or whatever. Oh and you know, you could be goofy in the same room that if you think your family is so fucking special that you should video tape it said video. Yeah, but that you should fucking record it and then post it on YouTube for all.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

05:44 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"It's cool. I'm cool with it. Right so I read ads and I and read and so I will read a choice and I will skim through a little bit. Sometimes I read them a lot more than others. There's a couple of things I don't understand about women dad's. I don't understand women in Georgia also, and I don't understand women that post stuff in their head. Sometimes there are some women that just post nothing at the at it's just blank and there's a picture there and I'm not sure really sure how do I reply to that? Do I just reply with the. Or a question mark So what do you in actually what I started replying with a question mark I'd like if there's an ad in there's a there's a picture of a girl that I find someone attractive and it's just wrong thing. I would just send them a question mark and and so far, you know, I haven't got any responses back, but I think it's funny and it makes warms my heart a little bit off. The other thing is I don't understand is I'll read some of these ads and these women want it's crazy to me one of them. I just read the other night was did you send me something more than hi. How're you doing and please read my whole profile?.

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

03:32 min | 1 year ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

04:30 min | 2 years ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"They don't seem more like. You ever met somebody that just wakes up all naturally fucking happy in the morning. The APP doesn't just weird you out while I'm kind of used to it at this point Mary tour right. But Yeah. But when you first met in each eastern the night the first time and you relate woke up your all your grumpy before you have coffee mode. AM I. She woke up. All happy. Naturally did not it's freak you out. It freaks me out like hadn't wake up all naturally happy that by. Having people I'll tell you one thing though if you weren't addicted to coffee back to the addiction I guess. But if you weren't dependent on coffee, you'd probably feel a lot better when he woke up. I don't know man I like having a cup of coffee. We'll serve is just me I, like having the copy right now. But. You could have like a cup of DECAF in the morning stay caffeine free. When he woke up the morning, you feel better right off the bat. Can. Come on. The sand. The other people under cms be kept people can get. By. EMW delay off the caffeine. But you still like you're hot, you're hot I again. Right You know what people bother me the most? What are the have cap you? I get half why same deal but maybe you're like a little caffeine tonight gave cash i. Personally don't get half, but I understand people do some people are more casting sensitive. Maybe you're normally DECAF person but you really want a good thump today. See get some half cats. Full. Matthew. Go nuts. Don't get it. Don't get it. I understand you'RE GONNA go one way or another don't you have. Calf. have. Either go fool DECAF or go will ring all. Know appointed there's no point in. Beef he he's a half. Note. For Loan Soy. To. Get the regular. People. Are Scared to say. I think you fought about this way too much. I've had a long time to think about this may have also observed people at shop I have friends that don't drink coffee are weird because you don't drink coffee. And it's been on my mind. So we're talking about yeah we're getting. Mica are God yet we talk about it. If we want, we can talk about what every month I just think you're overthinking. I'm not thinking you're you live you WANNA of three of our listen agreed. Well, let's hear from comment below please. Loyal listeners. Loyal Listener. Comment below. Tell us your opinion on the half caste. Thing yet if you've made a dislike the podcast thank you very much as padded when all over the place with this, there was no Remerirez. Don't sit here at tried to figure it out beforehand. Usually we have some kind of idea of topic framework but yeah. We were GonNa do something we were going to do something that had been ardy redundantly Danny, our core feldman arrogant new talk about the felt dog but it's been done. You could. There's other podcasts you could check out and talk about what did we not is? I kind still wanted to talk about Johnny. Depp but. Windsor Weirdo you're not. We can get to that in a in a in the next episode up maybe because that guy is weird up these Weirdo. Like you're CETERA A sealer I go again, I can't talk I. Think on that note, it's time in this podcast. You're a bad at the thirty minute mark. Yeah. So so Shannon Max signing off yet in. If you guys want to check out a new team began is.

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"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

Shayne and I Show

05:01 min | 2 years ago

"shayne" Discussed on Shayne and I Show

"Right to prove my point, the opinions as sexual. We're not tinkerbell has the hots for Ray but did Peter Pan I. Mean I would tap tinkerbell no Peter Pans very polite about it. He's sexual dude. Telling you. Okay. Okay. Fine. Whatever right. So maybe You could bring the sexy to Peter Pan. Bringing the sexy to Peter Piano Make Peter Pan sexy right. Right. Why maybe if I ever wanted to get another world plate, maybe I will address up his pdf where leather vest or something. Right. Have your chest hair all hanging out. With green tights be like Harry Beast on your I'm Peter Pan. Right now, I think I'd do that like I said before my favorite one was the last girl. We did this cop Robert Thing where she was All right that was Kinda hot. Yeah. It was kind of fun sweet. Yeah. Let's get back to the flurries back to the first. So educate me please. All right. So I'm confused. I don't understand. Why people would want to do this why would you want to dress up as a cute little furry animal and go around and like the all gruesome sexy. This let's just be honest. Here's sexist. You're Kinda sweating after sex I imagined in a suit like bad. You'd really really be sweating. You'd be all gross and Massey and you're still hanging out Dan party like afterwards it's not. You're going in there tapping in leaving we you could I don't see why not actually do that would be route. That would be implanted can't just show up tap. Yeah. Get your rocks off in than that. That's not something you play company right? So. So you're walking there. You find another furry to like. Are you now now? Here's my next question. Do you know if the for your hooking up with like like? This is the other come across as very naive but I gotta ask ask. Some people wear their little things. You can't tell like if they're man or woman no idea I've honestly never been to one of these things..

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Reese Witherspoon throwing ice cream at Meryl Streep is the internet's new favorite thing

Lori and Julia

01:43 min | 3 years ago

Reese Witherspoon throwing ice cream at Meryl Streep is the internet's new favorite thing

"This is a. Mytalk dirt alert update quick look at what's happening in entertainment Tell me. Something good Ben Affleck Matt Damon are teaming up for a new big screen project Aflac is attached to direct and Damon to star in true crime story published in the Daily Beast several days ago about an ex cop who the McDonald's monopoly game allegedly stealing over twenty four, million dollars and sharing it with an. Unsavory group of coq group of co conspirators who offered kickbacks to the mastermind so this article, published, days ago huge. Bidding war in Hollywood over it and. Seems like Matt Damon Ben Affleck won Count Jan has been released from rehab after less than three weeks and seems like she's ready to get back to work TMZ reports that luanne contacted friends earlier this week and told them that she's doing, better and that she's ready for her. Cabaret gig at the paramount in Long Island on Saturday night this show course will be her, first, public appearance bad But this is how she she needs to make. Money worry she doesn't she get paid enough money at her house right salary this is just yeah I don't understand cancel this cavalry or other ways that the Countess can make some, money out I n Reese Witherspoon money can't buy, class Oh Shayne. Reese Witherspoon was photographed hurling ice cream at Meryl, Streep but don't. Worry it was all for big little lies season to sto- in the photograph, Streep Streep, hazard packed turned to Witherspoon character as she walks with sunglasses on and from the look of determination on.

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