17 Burst results for "Sexcapades"
"sexcapades" Discussed on GOOD PODS DON'T HAVE LONG NAMES
"We're just making a transition we we're we're we're about to pull like a machine gun kelly right where he was talking about. Fuck eminem's we're going to be eminem and then we're going to transition in the blink one eighty two sure is it that vast different sir. Educa- yeah oh yeah. Okay now. I get it. Yeah that's it. i got it. What we're about to do is what machine gun. Kelly did right. he's he went from. He's a rapper. Like oh yeah. He's that kid. The wraps on one. Eva songs to fuck in billboard hits just by conforming conquering He still doing what he loves right. Just a little bit more appealing to the masses. I think they call it selling out. It's but not one hundred percent right. I don't. I wouldn't call what he's doings. Well maybe because he's still he's still doing at machine gun. Kelly is on every channel on the world right now. Every station on the radio turn on. He's playing you know how many times you've seen him before that he was in fucking bird. Box dude yeah. You know what i mean so not. You didn't even know that he was a very you. Don't see if all of a sudden we're we are. I mean going from as popular as we were if we scale that down to what michigan was before and then we make a jump that he made. Yeah i'd stay on our scale you'll take that every fucking day of the week and if somebody came in here right now and told you to put on a tie and fucking be the new blue's clues fucking host. You'd do it in a heartbeat because you'll do anything for money. Tell me i'm lying. Change so you're a out to motherfucker. That's okay. I'm all for it. I'm in i'm in. i said i'm in. Yeah i mean. I know this is all it at me. It's not that we had the balls to say it what he's got drunk or do you think my heart tugwell matt's mom or paul sexcapades or fucking nate shine. Dick you know you get fucking censored. That's okay though i'm in i'm all in boys..
"sexcapades" Discussed on Saving Sex and the City 3
"Pull quotes that carried sad about her friend. Sexcapades where you're like charlotte's like so conservative improved and like judgy. And like samantha. Basically at like acts like a game plan. But she's not and she's like the worst kind of like y gay man and then they're like miranda's like working for the devil himself bathe unlike. Maybe there's even a moment where like maybe the person who did her glam opening thing where she's walking to set it has to be like a gay guy or something who's like obsessed with her and pruning and like you look amazing and like she goes back to do the live he's like i'm not touching your hair and by the way you're sitting in the back like has a moment like that or the mega like where she's like. Even the gaze of turned on me kind of moment. Yeah he quits. Yeah and then. She's like well fine and like she doesn't really understand and then slowly like as she's doing this live she sees more and more kind of like. Hey coming out her. And then realize the harry. Warriors are not out in full force. She's waiting for her warriors. They don't come fair come. Her had her fans are the kerry warriors. She's like kerry warriors. Am i right. Make yourselves heard and like this crickets warriors. And so she signed off of the live and then people are just like a twitter. Storm like samantha. Finally like facetime saragan. She's like that was actually incredible. That you did that but horrible for your career. Like honey is a friend. I'm proud but as a career woman. I'd say it's over for. You is your publicist. I'm shaking in my boots mike. And then she's like you're trending on your trending on like cnn. The daily mail like an carries like well. What are they saying. She's like nothing. Good no one wants to touch you with a ten foot poles. She's like everything every deal that she has immediately pulled ties like every now and it just she just gets everyone's coming now for like every brand that works with her being like. How dare you like support this woman like baba blah and so like samantha's starting to get calls where she's like. Oh like hanes just called. They're like drop it. Like calvin klein called and they're not gonna reissue. They're not doing carrie. Bradshaw tongues are over and like and honey even watch her name in between there. Ask cheeks your and he's like well like what does this mean like. This is like what people will be mad for like a month. The no move on. She's like batten down the hatches. This one could last a like a season or something like that. It's like well. It's not like people are going to be throwing tomatoes. Me down the street cut to her. Walking a woman throws a slice of pizza. Like on the White beautiful chris. Blouse like and your carry arch. You're a bitch you know that your bitch and look you know. Does her squeal things. she's getting straight up. Shamed in the street taste spit at. She has to leave the city. The city is like the fifth character. Doesn't want anything to do with her anymore. Yeah i think even kerry tries to like it's like she walks into her building and even the doorman is giving her like a bad luck. Then maybe someone's dropping off the mail and they're giving her a bad luck she's like god. Everyone hate me new york. Like i've never and then she has like a little mini monologue about like or maybe hated after sheikh. The pizza slice gets thrown the shirt. She's a okay. Well and she goes into like gucci or whatever like some like fancy storage the tough day out..
"sexcapades" Discussed on The First Degree
"That child learned the hard way child's gonna look back on that as a life lesson they remember al trauma after six years of therapy that could just repressed it down there. And let's me love psoriasis including kim kardashian. And let's normalize that shit. We all can't help these conditions and you shouldn't. There shouldn't be remarks at physical appearance stuff anyway. So you know what. I think you did. The right thing you were on the stand. I'd find you in a sec. Oh absolutely fantastic story. Yes next up in the worst thing you've ever done here. We go all right so here is my story for probably the worst thing that i've ever done so my first year of college. I am invited this guy to this party like other party with this guy off campus at someone's house and just slamming shots and get blackout drunk. Pretty much the only thing. I remember from that. Night is hooking up with this guy at that person's house on top of the washing machine. I don't remember anything else in that night. Don't remember how we all factors dorm room. Don't remember anything. Don't remember anyone who about that party so the next day. I'm at work. And i get this taxed saying hey is this this person number. So respondent say yeah. Who's this and i get this text back. Saying you're such a fucking hor- i can't believe you would leave and not enough your mass. How disgusting is it to leave blood. All over someone's washing machine and not clean it up so apparently during my sexcapades the night before i read a lot over this random person washing machine. And in my blackout drunkenness. Either didn't notice or today care. I was absolutely mortified. After getting this text and couldn't believe that i had left blood all over and didn't clean it up so i didn't even respond to say sorry story for probably the worst thing that i've ever done okay. First of all. Why wasn't more concerned. That maybe she had gotten murdered. Were she didn't know them but they didn't know anyone at this party. Then how did they know it was her phone number. She doesn't know but she said. I don't know a single person at this party. I only knew the guy was there with so she didn't explain how they knew was her but like she didn't know anyone at this party. You remember anyone says party so it's not clear how the number was given just straight to shaming though it looks like a crime scene doesn't insane i think the straight to shame as super fucked up because if i found blood everywhere i'd be worried about somebody that's what i'm saying like a wouldn't you be concerned about her safety even if it was a stranger. Yeah i would. And i think disparaging somebody with all the information is really fucked up and like if you're a woman to fuck and have some compassion like listen. Listen nobody is bleeding all over. Somebody's property on purpose. No we're not do. We don't do that out of vengeance..
"sexcapades" Discussed on Two Friends Talk History
"Road famous. They've done excavation along via people throw their apple seeds. They're having a snack as they walked to work funds. It ends up in the road. People sweeping the entrance of houses. That's surround abundantly all the time even in bedrooms late night she snack. That's interesting europe. So you're pointing to look where it is not obvious to look like if you're if you're excavating and you're doing a section of road i mean of the things you expect to find. It probably isn't. The case was always food remains but you. You painted very clear. Word picture of you know ancient roman on his way to work or going in and out of town or you know a lady cleaning her domus sweeping it all out. Though i disagree with the practice of eating in ones bedroom. I do understand stuff. Yes and and also Within tombs people leave offerings remain. So actually king tut. When his team was sexcapades. They found tons of botanical material. I've actually had the pleasure of seeing. The original wreath was laid on the sarcophagus. It's actually at the economic. Botany collections and gardens. It's very fragile. You're not allowed to touch it but you can look at it and it's very beautiful so yeah people leave offerings All over the world Mexico's very common. Because you know plants are beautiful. And they're using a variety of ways. Flowers can be decorative but they also can be consumed that can be eaten. They can be used in medicines Drugs got so on fourth. Yeah absolutely oh. That's fascinating so on an archaeological site. I think we can all sort of imagine the general norms of excavation. Yeah it's digging sieving it's documentation. Where does the rq botanist fit into that. That is the first port of call for gathering the the remains that. You're going to be analyzing and labs later on. How does the rq botanist work on an excavation so they can do two things. So i think all field. Archaeologists should have done base level of training of identifying fragile remains. Whether they're very small animal bones or human remains as well as botanical..
"sexcapades" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"You asked for the past. Welcome to the best of the week Saturday, you know put it doesn't get any better than this best segments Lorien Julia did all week. They represent all of us at our best. It's best of the week Saturday. On my talk one of 71 quite the scan. I am shocked at your behavior. Listen, Teo, and there is a new book out and it got my attention. It's actually coming out September 22nd. It's called It is Today's date. Today is the ninth, Okay? And and I know in furry line. That's right. The book is called Sex with Presidents, the ends and out of love and lust in the White House. Oh, okay. And it explores. I mean, a lot of people think. Oh, To say there was some sexy stuff with Kennedy than Clinton Know we the White House storied history. Gioia not beating me, Karl. It'll put him in the loop. No, no, His big scandal was that he had thoughts, impure thoughts in a Playboy interview about other women. He admitted to that. I remember that that you remember that, Okay? It was a Playboy interview, and it was kind of unheard of. I don't know if Carter might have been the first one to be president to give an interview to Playboy. Number, but here's a story from the book Sex with Presidents. About White House sexcapades. The president was inside a closet just off the Oval Office with the random blonde woman when his wife appeared in the hallway. Suspicious that something was up. The wife demanded entry into the Oval Office. A secret agent. Secret Service agent Standing guard said No, ma'am, You have to go around to the other door to the office of the president's secretary. Miffed. He raced down the hall around the corner. And as soon as she was gone, the Secret Service agent burst in the office alerted the president. His wife was on this way. President quickly pull up his pants and the secret Service agent with the girl out the side door to a waiting car by the time his wife made it through the other door. From the president calmly sitting at his desk, shuffling papers. He quickly left the way she was this George Washington. I'm gonna tell you the second he quickly left came made her way back around to the first store where she found the Secret Service agent at the door outside the Oval Office. He stood and glared at me like she couldn't believe it. The year was 1922 and the president was Warren Harding, but it could have been nearly any of the men who occupied the highest office in the land, sexually scandalous behavior and the presidency. Went together like Bill Clinton a saxophone. So how does the person who wrote this book have this information? It's all his. It's historical fact. OK, some of it, you know, and it's all it's Reitz Resource in, you know, and this is all. It's just never been put together and one together in a book that's residents. So despite the American reputation for prudery, the author writes, many of the presidents have added colorful Sexual past. One beloved president suffered a fatal stroke and his mistresses presence. Another had a 30 year affair and seven Children with his enslaved woman. I believe that Thomas Jefferson and pull a name any name from a presidential hat, and there's a juicy stories even among the president's. We might not exactly considered Caligula CE. Richard Nixon had an affair in the late 19 sixties with a Hong Kong hot cocktail hostess. Okay, and Lyndon Johnson supposedly slept. With four of his six secretaries asking around before he hired a woman whether he was known to shucker drawers. Yeah, There's an old saying, the author told This. The New York Post. Still, waters run deep. Franklin Roosevelt, a thoughtful, gentlemanly soul, whose legs were paralyzed, was quite the ladies man. You know, because you tell Iwas Yeah. Take Warren Harding, who was considered one of the worst presidents as a result of the teapot dome scandal and other scandals. That happened. I don't think he's going to hold on to that for line. But he was when it came to womanizing. Warren Harding was world class. I guess he was irresistible to women. The records show that he had raw Animal magnetism. I know how you're looking at a picture. Yeah, eyes. I did all the pictures in the national Gallery last year, and I went around to every single presidents. And it said what you know kind of they're in for their own for. Yeah. Hey, Warren has had a lock on being one of the worst ones, but his security guards used to have to keep the female fans. From following him around and making embarrassing scenes. Pundits of the day believed he won the 1920 election on Ly because quote unquote Feather brained women had just been given the vote, and they were smitten by his sex appeal. So they you know, tried to immediately you know, use against woman. But the woman who would become his wife. Florence was so infatuated with him that when they met the home state of Ohio he like basically stocked him and when she heard he would be returning on a train with the girlfriend. He staked out the train station waited for him. He spotted her. This is before he married her and tried to duck out the other side of the train. But she told him she could see his big feet. Oh, my God. They married in 18 91. But soon, Harding I was checking himself into the famous medical spa Battle Creek Sanitorium, which was founded by the serial inventor John Kellogg, who was hoping that the Bulls of cornflakes might dampen his runaway libido. He couldn't get. It couldn't keep his big feet in the shoes. A few years later, he got his wife's childhood friend, pregnant and was busted by plumber's coming out of a local widow's bedroom. And in 1905, and this before Harding was president, he had an affair with his wife's best friend. And he wrote her piles of love letters and those have been sold and been auction in the DNA proved this affair to yes. Yeah, they met out of town and when they couldn't be together, he loved to sit in his study with his Bare feet and Warren G. Harding. Yeah, Yeah. Warren G. Harding was real and in 1917. He started dating a 20 year old and he was 51. He arranged a rendezvous at a hotel in Broadway in House detectives burst through the door demanding to know if this Woman was 21, which was the age of consent. She wasn't the detectives called the police. But when they discovered a hardy was us senator, they snuck him out the side entrance and The next president. That really, I mean. John Kennedy would give hurting a run for in the quantity Department. Most Americans had no idea that he had sex every day, at least one woman other than his wife, sometimes several times and often with more Then one woman at once. Oh, did you guys know that? No. But that doesn't surprise me into the party. He threw new pool parties with interns in the White House had sex with prostitutes and elevators while the secret Service guarded the door. And.
"sexcapades" Discussed on Who Invited Her?
"Very tiny. Oh! Yeah. He was like Courtney and chloe. Lurks standing accident. And how are you Mickey Yeah and like five six? He's taller than me because I actually did somebody like quote me on this. Oh what see the picture, so he's taller than me, but he's a lot of emotional eating as He's half the size of me in terms of whip when he but allow it. He's petite. He's very. Yes. Berry Patine Berry I think he drinks the blood of you probably. Co. Flawless, and he's so good looking. Did you ever watchful house growing up? Get in because there was an episode where Samantha Tanner. Her FICO and I I don't know why, but I would. Have you know an eggs for dinner and there was something. In the potato and Never Watch. I know that sounds like a really fucked up response that truth being honest with you. It only takes one thing to turn me off and that was it the only episode of Florida? Just. Eggs in my house and I also you don't accent but I said I ever. Ever really Oh. I'm you. Don't have a foot fetish. It's clarity say. No. You're not worrying Hurson in the bedroom, are you yes? Like craziest sexcapades you've been on. Top walls okay.
"sexcapades" Discussed on New Pod Flow
"Do you need to know niggers paths for you deal with them. No don't ask no questions but if voluntarily come out and say hey as things pass but don't ask me about small problem. I'll be to talk about all my sexcapades. Thanks you fucking about three but if you make it a conversation like if you ask me and then deflect when the question is flipped that's where it is. We're s about what you what this Nicosia right here is like. This is my passion. Abby explain Nigga just told you wouldn't totally free passes yesterday for him by you know Mary yesterday. Shit you know Joe from the thing is whoever's house but don't ask me about it as the past thank you always should really don't WanNa know but the the species that you represent I represent human female because derogatory black women not a male species human anatomy. Whatever you call it. A night amuses different okay. This thing. It's really. It's a really have totally free explained. I think ask questions John. Hey I don't think he was asked though. I think it's just brought history. Do you feel like women do anything that men don't there is ask questions. I don't want to know the answer to either. Definitely just redesigned perfect example. One time I got. Oh God you see if my phone is in my hand like this. You see Michalak. Unsafe numbers in there. Is Somebody Dude ask you who somebody was no no he yes basically? He acts me but not not when he he waited like a few days. You mess with such and such an act fucking phone all sound. Be Straight up do you. Do you really want the answer? He wanted to know if I would be honest. Told yes it was a issue laser. Did you say yes? You say when you told me you always trying to flip some shit about talking about what we talking about. Jesus you say me do it to every fucking time. Because they do. I'm not telling times an flip the flip though because he said she said do said do you mess with him and she said and when I told him say yes or no..
"sexcapades" Discussed on She Podcasts
"To podcasts. When you're preparing for the podcasters armageddon to come two thousand of of you. Wonderful people wonderful people. I have betine for sexes. An amazing concept. It is an amazing concept. You want to bring you GonNa talk about real quick and then I will give my. Yeah I WANNA make sure I get it right so dying for sex is a show produced by the wondering network and basically a woman. I don't remember how old she is forties. He's now in her. Yeah she's in a forties right now. A woman in her forties is diagnosed with untreatable. Cancer Stage Four. So yes. H for so rather than get chemo and being a hospital she is. She's getting chemo. Nbn hospital all of the things. She's still getting treatment but giving treatment yes but she also decided she was going to go on a sexual adventure sexcapades sexcapades. So I guess you single or at least she is now. Well no she. She started having so. This is a weird thing. She started getting older wrong. You're not you're actually getting it right but she started getting. She started getting into like sexting while she was married with her husband's blessing so she was like engaging. It's a nice man I know right. It's very and after they were going to totally do that. That was my spouse so wanted to. That's what happened. And then the edge off see. This cited that they didn't want to be married anymore. They did so then. They edibles or he both amicably decided to hopefully. It's best for him so he doesn't have to watch her deteriorate and screw everyone else on the planet at the same time. Yeah that was that but a less so anyway she continues doing and then she goes all in dude. I mean they have like the first couple of episodes are hilarious. Because it's literally like texting back and forth between she and her best friend so there's a back and forth best friend. Bff THING YEAH. And then she shares your story but about her her friend her friend. Yeah and so. She talks about how she goes out with. All these guys she meets with all these guys who she has all of these crazy things going on in the Saxon. I'm like and it's really like most of the time is going like this book. Like Super Y guy. I can't believe I'm listening to this. And I'm like turning fifty shades of pink and I'm just like this is prude. We'll because you haven't listened to the show not listening to the lake. I mean it's graphic. Yeah and but it also is the fact that the reason she's doing that is because she is trying to continue living in feeling positive in her body by having these experiences because she is being ravaged by cancer right. Cancer is just messing missile site. And she's GonNa die she's GonNa die but anyway we all are though. Well Yeah but not not that quick. You know what I mean like her anyway. I are really more lighthearted and as you get through it it gets really multi-layered I mean all of the discussions that are going on. It's really poignant there. The whole show has done fantastically well. The conversations between the girlfriends are so real and and get this so she has these sexcapades with some guys right and then whenever it gets to be like a really crazy story like one time she was in the hospital she had to go in the hospital because she was so sick she had to be there from one. She had a sexcapades with one of the guys. She was hooking up with the guy came into the hospital. They pulled the curtain and then she goes all of a sudden his all of a sudden his dick was in my mouth. All.
"sexcapades" Discussed on Yadadamean
"Ladies and gentlemen you know him from films like like the Thriller Offending Sex and the Emmy nominated action movie whorehouse hero he is the record holder for the most restraining orders ever received and can still experience experience the light of day. Please give it up for the legendary pickup artists. Suck my Richard the Caz Mr Suck. It's great to have you here rob. It's great to be on this podcast. It's pretty decent setup. You got going here the three of you. Thanks like Ma so your upcoming movie. You've got some nice looking interns here by the way every every time I work my magic. They start playing with me saying I'm a creeper jerk. Just your usual playing hard to get Suck Ma. I I think please call me Richard Dick for short well all right Dick. I don't necessarily think the interns are into you like so you think they most likely think you're who's a pickup artists here who be suck my Richard Dick Though and I live up to it you random asshole. Oh you're definitely the only person here who would be a pickup artist fucking creepy astle excuse me I was it was Marvin Lee at your pickup techniques and I wanted to know if you employed them. In Europe coming movie you know the one you came here to plug right but rob rob the only thing I am interested in plugging off. The interns plus ain't nothing but a finger thing. What is the premise of and who who do you play. The premise is if I weren't such blessed pickup artist and main care of Willis stroke. Okay has a small pecker and who the fuck left the premise is if I weren't such a blessed plus pickup artists the main character will struggle has a small PETCO and becomes the press by his shortcomings after continuous rejection and dissatisfaction he he decides to end it all but before he can slip and hit his head on a table and elderly man safes and I play the man who's taught the way of the Finger by gentlemen called Pucci Soda or as the Chinese no him Dang Lin Wang not not when he teaches the main character. The finger style to pink wants thing so you brought us a clip for the movie right of course. I brought a quick for everyone to see all right who wants to see the clip. What does the audience say okay. Let's take a quick look at the clip you wish to talk you must first caulking. Amar Star Star of the finger off at all and quantum plus under you will be able to spread as if they wanted to see her get her consent a true masten not ask you must grab her by pushing before you must not be official another she she but officials of the pushy I believe in you day. You shall stand tall well right then. That was an interesting clip so what I wanted to convey in. This movie was the hopelessness hopelessness of a man with a smaller pecker. Burgess has a.
"sexcapades" Discussed on Yadadamean
"Lack of economically attractive men and to blame for mayors decline may shoot at you as always demand for some reason according to Crown for dot com research has showed the US marriage rates have reached a one hundred and fifty year low from twenty twenty two twenty seventeen and that's only five years between opposite sex couples that is only five years only five years. I just WANNA do the math for everybody just in case you know you're driving. I'm done. I got your hand like Okay Okay so twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen that five sixteen. That's only that's. That's only four grow as a seventeen. Oh you said seventy eight by next episode Maverick Algebra show only talking. I'm GonNa get a you know. We're going to get to calculus at some point. You're right give them. I'M GONNA put him to sleep that I met fucking shit out the story so men who haven't gotten married earn earn fifty fifty eight percent less than those who did get married does that I read the report but 'cause they have the report on the article. I wonder if them council got divorced. Too is why they blaming men though yeah it's like the twenty first century are women also work in the shouldn't. Shouldn't we all be equal. Caso o you are know what it is to be economically attractive while you have to have the following either a bachelor's degree or a stable job making forty dollars a year. Hey wait a minute forty thousand dollars dollar. I make more than that. Hey Hey I don't agree though either a bachelor's degree or a stable job I makes added a bachelor's degree almost last prepping for joke. No I'm just saying I got a degree in philosophy. I was GonNa say just you know. Just get your ticket out to every girl on you know you just Rican. They come running towards you know I. I had I had a I was broke after I got it so then I had to use it wipe my ass because I couldn't afford toilet paper going on. There's much of a a dream husband that are thirty percent more likely to be employed in nineteen percent more likely to have a college degree. She treat Muslim. You Sugar Daddy Sugar. That's what I'm thinking too and also something you gotTa Kinda wonder too. They talk about you know the match up. The person have a bachelor's degree so so you want a person that also has a hundred thousand dollars in debt right. Are you know I feel like they wanna say but they they don't cause a is like they're calling those people who have a dream husbands that they have to earn a certain amount of income the other kind of kind of applying gold digger. Benita Bosley forty hundred dollars. I mean nobody's trying to go off. Someone who's middle making right. What does that like a Slab California eight Oklahoma in California. You live shots at forty thousand dollars a year and she divorced me. She GonNa take my cows attractive crops. The crops could apply to those seats in July Alabama's. GonNa take half of it man. I water this youtube. Just make sure if you don't get the you know the total machine or whatever to help how big the crowds so. She has to do by hand overpass man she wants she wants. She wants to upgrade to a downtown street goerner. Sf All by God as going with this so there is a quote from the article saying that one one application is that the unmarried may remain unmarried or Mary less well-suited partners and lasting that was wrote. It was while more dot couples doubles reportedly living together now. Only fifty percent are married. I mean it's just a change in culture. I don't believe in marriage there's much. I think that might be a huge factor. I mean broken. This is a big factor singleness with auspicious starbucks every day. I like those seasons almost over. Hey butter toes. The best butter toast is the best was bring a little bit of garlic powder on that. I kind of plane officer seems playing not playing that Shit. The fuck is this right Searle on. I heard of all the first time looked at it and I'm like this. Is it now out here. Ah Taste that good as a stereotype I have to live with. I was like I can't be good at least I can. I can't so word the SL all your millennial who you want them of causing man. That's so in that line. What does it mean by Mary. Less well sue partners. were you guys think about it. Online one implications at the unmarried may remain unmarried buried or Mary less well-suited partners. Basically somebody is marrying down. Somebody would like something ah you'd rather broom handle bigger than you. Arms are huge. She called me because roburt that Shit scissor what we wanted to ads. Oh God they are also got another e. We've got another sponsor for your man. We are just getting these. fucking sponsors like nothing. 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I lease prostitute to at least a prostitute being a pimp for me so so I've been in law. They're willing right right right right. You could just open up your little credit union account with the with the prosecutor checks curbside credit credit the candy. I don't give their names yeah. I picked up my graphic cards. Are we started as far as far as far as possible. We're moving on.
"sexcapades" Discussed on Yadadamean
"My parents don't feel tight but I hear that man okay so so the sheriff said both mall be more up to be a French girls. US Okay Megan and Eric calling me begging they were going to get to the story eventually yeah we'll give us all right okay so ever said both suspects Megan Monroe and and Aaron Thomas Smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot watery eyes and slurred speech both suspects were placed on their arrests for failing to pass or not attempting thing fields tests although both were handcuffed that didn't stop them from trying to have sex in the back of that car. Ah You reward it for the occasion. Yeah says it's a sexy story sorry. I don't know it's part then all. We're trying to make this Florida. Story sounds sexy all all right. I'm back into it one hundred said when he opened up the door to stop them. Thomas was aching and Megan had her pants down with of her was visible. Could you stay here of a giant was exposed. EG friendly imaginable area last. I don't know that's that's on the article. It was the guys penile area of visible. Guess yes then we hunter also observed that Megan's Bra was halfway off and her breasts were fully visible who am Ooh so when Thomas from the car thomasson knocked a Chevron to the ground and ran away before being arrested at a colds arena. What's up what over the Sheriff Chevron thought the whole gas. They should yeah yeah they were going to step next to a freaking gestation share and I believe the story also talked about Meghan trying to escape but they threw her to the ground so that's why you see the article she kinda he bruises on her face or scratches a lot more than that. It was just a facial. We're going to get the whole thing and go ahead and nothing much has to report from the article overnight moving up.
"sexcapades" Discussed on Yadadamean
"Feed for day teacher man to fish and he'll oh fuck for life said by the great legendary pickup artists suck my rich damn suck my Richard Richard in the Game Bre Shit at gay had a boy she it s all the poochies got a hundred resigned. Get it does he mean like us the fish as a like a flashlight or something should that's what you. Wa dishwasher up. I don't know I'm not the one you like shit smell of fish in the morning now do not get back freshwater saltwater gonna hit that. Sushi or would yeah you get that Sushi Shia who you gonNA fly. What's your knife deep. Fry It all day and you are able to play inflate what is Dick defy from the inside out are getting really this is getting really and ah go back to go back to all right. All right you know are so we had we have or he had a guest or we have guess whichever one he this is one of the quotes in his expert how to harass ladies that's a that's a great book and and you know it will sell it sounds like hotcakes with the Red Joe Community and the and and we you know us us three movement is the sad saps yeah. I want the fucking with the big top people. That's that's that's what I'm talking about the big house movement all right away for Tom. Sawyer just donate to our patriotic moving on welcome to the show without a Tagline I bike I'm rob and on this week's episode get rich the man who tried to fight off Grizzly bear and Banff National Park fine for thousand dollars not too bad so according to the air dry Airdrie today dot com Devon mislaying dirty five year old man gotta sure bravely and decided to challenge Grizzly skied the yellow and yellow added. I throw rocks a boxing Stan and charging at the animal he to rocks and then wins in a boxing stance. 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It's always all like a regular skin tone and insurance pays the unveil our continue with the story sold Devon was charged with charged under the National Parks Act for disturbing wildlife in the national park and after two previous Miss Court days definitely guilty and imposing a four thousand dollar fine so it wasn't for four thousand dollars wasn't because of John you know disturbing wildlife. It was because he must to other court dates a The reason he missed he was there. He was actually there at the sitting in the court waiting but he decided that he had a more born things to do the errands yeah you gotTa do errands and all that stuff. Kamov in here. All you gotTa do is show me like yeah. Yeah I hear are you just what's. What do I gotTa pay what the Community Surveys of. What do I gotta do share thousand out of Spit my water? I don't know the judge four dollars the knowledge why China south on my my my fight the judge judge in the courthouse I got to you got upgrade them and you're you're in a courthouse. You got shares. Oh Shit am I toss chair exactly into all all our brow exactly that's for sure like what would and then he's like super. Bowl like Oh never mind you. Slap the gap gavel under on your Buzzer. I found your punishment as an ass whooping by me son. Okay I'M GONNA jumps up from Baku box Michael Buckle in Moscow Baku from Vasco to give a little context pretty much everyone on that show is like super like grit yeah yeah so or more with the story is the war in actually got a little gum. Intel from the offer the officials or some officers find out commit swing and his friends were at a hot spring causing a disturbance and they were both intoxicated unable to drive which would which result in their cars in in our their carbon impounded and they had the be dropped off at a local hotel Canadians do for fun. They fired bears in caucuses at hot springs neo canvas court this court date. I am I go to Canada. Madison's live out there. Gotcha Gotcha one breath my next vacation destination or at their apologies twenty Canadians. If I mispronounced a a you got that you know because I always threatening to cut is out and it just stays in the episode burp bears back. Oh no all right so it goes on with the saying the other court date. There was a recording of mid swing being asked. Where was he going and he simply replied. I don't know I'll try and go golfing in a national park will you. You're trying to go golfing in a national park. If you had thought the Gulf report that was something better. It will be going. I don't know he just looks out the windows like I don't know just go where the rotates me and he's a silent in the fire. The COP stares stares at him and it looks into the horizon do here right there. Is this quiet it quietly between the two as their stare into the Horizon Solemn Guitar music playing in St later is cowboy. Okay then lastly. The judge will actually golf quoting the last thing missing. Mr Mid swing wasn't just put. I know Salvin danger. He was putting every person that comes across the bear endanger in the future and I think that's bullshit because as we said Mitt swing actually he was sending a message the bears showing that we won the barks it isn't it isn't a fair fight who you're GONNA meet up with their buddies like Oh aw shit a guys watch out for the humans bad men. There's a strong among them by all. The birds are going to be hiding in the trees. Now Oh yeah. Where are you going so you think you are going to take her Hugging the trees climbing up just a bar against this fucking flash as he's climbing on wasn't gonNa Punch Punch the tree down here. He could do that yeah ooh. He's just throw that was a fantastic chainsaw imitation will he's punching a freak rick in punching. The trees man budget the true. ooh. What would come down here. You Little Bitch doc rousing. He hates inner. Goldilocks got scared away by the bears as that's why he hates them. That's why the house. NCA Common Yeah era that everything that is everything moving on you mean Florida couple led to have sex and cop car comey off number according to the health post so a couple has been arrested for Dui allegedly got hot and heavy in the back of us on our weird rule so two bicyclists were pulled over what the sheriff Mark Hunter for running around with their lights on and had been hit by a vehicle before Oh yeah it's a hot story so we're going to make this out hot. Take your one man show you where you're gonNA ride a bike at night leaving entrance the audience right now or is this a hot and heavy show. Oh Rob Show right here Robert. I mean is awkward. No they go back to a regular voice so the show I'm Ari. Go back to the sexy voice. Okay the sexy voice sexy voice..
"sexcapades" Discussed on WCBM 680 AM
"And welcome back to coast to coast, Catherine Austin fits with us. Andrew Edger calls this hour. Kathleen, how many people do you think are behind the scheme? I think you'd be surprised how small it is because the information the operations are very compartmentalized, and what was interesting Jewish wanna started to publish stories about it. You would see these squabbles breakout. And what I realized is, you know, everybody's mad because they want bigger bonuses. 'cause they didn't realize how much money they were helping seal. So, you know, a lot of this, in my experience, if I can extrapolate from what I saw it HUD is done. The information systems in the problem with digital systems run by private banks and private corporations is, it's remarkable how few government employees need to be involved or know what's going on. And and you know that's why we've tried so hard to bring transparency so that they realize what's up are they skimming it for personal use to. They living high off the hog here. You know, there, there are reports of some of that, but I would say is percentage, that's remarkably small. This is a this is a systemic decision made at the very top levels. And I think that the bigger price if you look at the waste it's not so much individual skimming, although we have lots of reports of that going on, it's that you have a secret system, and everybody wants more for this or that this project that project and you literally have lost the ability of a governance structure that can say, no, no, it's a, it's a sort of it's like a wild horse. That's got you know that's run away. And we saw after nine eleven absolute explosion of money and expensive, of course, all this translates into big corporate profits that drives the stock market and the value of real estate up. And so everybody's making. Money, and there's no mechanism for somebody to say no, the president wants to build a wall down by Mexico already. They have spent one point seven billion dollars for about a mile's worth of wall. Is this some kind of fund that they would tap into to build it? Well, here, here's what's so strange about everything you hear about the wall. If you look at how much money is operating on the secret and black side, you know, they're surely enough money to do a wall, if they wanted to tap into this daughter, you know, and, and after they passed as fifty six, if there was any question about getting secret money fast, be fifty six means. There's an infant of money or near infinite as long as the, you know, the treasury financing holes to do this, and why the president isn't having into it, big question, Mark out, and also because, you know, he apparently wants transparency and he's. Against the deeps St George anybody, you know, there's no way has fifty six happened without the president's approval, and remember the guy who engineered at four and vs was promoted to replace Kelly. So there's no way the president's for transparency so he knows about it. Of course, and permits it allows it and I guess, Obama do too. Well, but here's here's seem portent thing you really have to understand the politics of this, while everybody in America was so c'est on pret- Kavanagh's teenage sex, activities. This was passed by a bar, bipartisan coalition of the house, Senate, and administration working together. Which is very rare. Well, I never wanted, you know, was was the cavenaugh sex Sexcapades simply a SRI comedor distraction to keep everybody from focusing on, you know, the fact that they just had a financial data..
"sexcapades" Discussed on Sensible People
"Tina Marie is. I'm sorry team e aka teena, Marie is so fun. She probably is smoking hot. I guess we'll see you're not coming videos do videos for us. Right. She's going to be featured on our YouTube channel nice because sheet will. Yeah. Because she is moving back from New Jersey too. She's lazy and she's going to be featured on our YouTube video money videos. Locate on gorge guada-, but go to YouTube, check us out at sensible people podcast. And we have a lot of fun videos up for you guys. It's going to be awesome. We're also going to put some stuff out with berry. Maybe with that. This. He makes he makes no we're gonna put some stuff out on Instagram Twitter YouTube et sensible people, featuring all three of those fun individuals. All right, guys. We're going to take one more small break. And when we come back, we're going to interview KiKi said so from the cut tails podcast. As. Are you? As mentioned earlier in the show. We are very very lucky to get some time with one half of cocktails podcasts. Insatiable media personality and youtuber KiKi. What's up KiKi? Thanks for coming on sensible people. Yeah. Thanks for joining the show. So KiKi how talk to talk to us a little bit about the cocktails podcast consists of you and your co host sitting around talking about sex, really what's better than that. Right. So share with us how you got started. And what it's all about. Covers tales discussions is a podcast where we just talk about our sex dating lines myself and my co host Medina Monroe. And sometimes lately, we've been having a lot of guests. But we don't always have guests in we invite people on from different walks of life to kind of get an idea of what their experiences have been. We talk about it. We laugh at the mistakes. We've made we share funny stories. We shared tips, we share whatever weakness. And so our came up with the concept to do a sex dating park has because I honestly suck at it. At dating now. But. That is like it is just a constant struggle. And so also found that with sex in dating when I talked to some of my friends, they were being very judgy. Not in a mean way annot they didn't intended to be that way. But sometimes I just could tell I was having a hard time relating to other people. And I knew that it wasn't like some alien in that nobody out there was having experiences like me. So I decided to start apar- cast. We wanna be open about sex and dating in. We know that people can relate to that stuff because everybody is either having sex in dating or they're trying to you know, have some. Just like you on our podcast I've been recently single like this past year. So a lot of my stories and Sexcapades we talk about on air and throughout this interview today, I'm probably gonna ask you a lot for your advice. He's got his notebook. He's going to be dead. I need help. Just like you mentioned. I I'm I'm struggling a little bit here turning my wheels. But I wanted to ask you, what's your opinion on the online dating the bumblers the tenders of the world, you do you like it do use it? Do you try to stay away from it? What's your opinion on it? I hate those. I I wanted to stay away from it. I really wanted to meet people realize, but that wasn't working. So you know, you got to do something different. Yeah. Signed that for every deigning at that. I if somebody tells me about a new dating app of signing up from I do see each app has its own like, I don't know like its own culture almost. Yeah. The way that people communicate what they're saying what they want. It's other than very different. I haven't done anything like a match dot com, or E harmony. Because honestly, the sign up process is too long. But. With Tinder I wanna. To the first dating at want, many moons ago. And I'm not a lot of fun with it. I went on a lot of dates, but it was very casual and then maybe two years ago. I guess I found out about bumble, and I signed up now I think that the quality of guys that are on bumble is a little bit better than ten. You're on right, right. I'm bubble Antoon. Like at first everybody was like, oh, Tinder is just hook up when I was like, well is it because the guys and I'm going on dates with like even in super attractive in wanted to hold up during periods when I ca- Joe, I was just gonna tell you that's been my biggest issue is that like you mentioned casual dating before when you first up for tender and right now, that's all I'm kind of looking for him. Yeah. It'd be nice to meet somebody and be with. But like right now, I just kinda wanna go out have fun. I was not single for a long time. So I wanted enjoy it in
"sexcapades" Discussed on The Bone 102.5
"Okay. Seems like it could get Michigan. Could get a little mushy. You know, feels like the stability wouldn't hold up. Well, just hot water not boil to anything just make it warm. Okay. Is this something you've done recently? Not recently younger as you've said exactly sometimes, you know, long before we had all the access to all these fun toys and new inventions Maria, we had to we had to cut a path for ourselves and people like you, and I are out there on the front lines doing the right thing. Hey, let's you have a great up cucumber a warm. I mean, if you wanted to woman's what's wrong with that nothing. It's just it's just I haven't heard of that before I didn't know that's it's prevalent. I know that you're very pro fruits vegetables. I get it up. Apparently if women are doing it's happening all over the place. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know that. There were women out. There warming up covers like, I'm proud to to know it now, you know, what a lot of people said the same thing when you spoke about your relationship. I don't think people knew that was going on a lot of a lot of men out. There knew what I was talking about. And honestly, the fact that you're acting like you don't is offensive. I will tell you what I don't wanna talk to any of those men John talking to you about the Kiwi. We don't we don't either take that to the phone. Mark the tape that was the first call today, and they probably be the last man this. I would if this will mess you up for life because I feel like I could go through this, but not the sex with the story about to tell you about and I feel like I could get through it and not be haunted, but a couple that are out of news. Zealand neely. Andrew Baker checked into an Airbnb they thought they were gonna have a nice long weekend retreat. Shortly thereafter, they discovered there was a hidden camera which was live streaming their room. I guess if you if you as soon as you find that out, you're mad. You're sad. You're angry. Are you calling the owner man, I'll tell you how I live. I don't know what I would do. But I assume anytime stepping into a hotel or cabin on Airbnb, I feel like someone's watching like that's how I live my life. Now, what would be the response if somebody came to you today or or you saw on the news. You're like, oh, we just found out such and such a hotel the one you stated on Saturday night every room was live streaming. And you knew all your adultress Sexcapades have been streamed all over the internet. Are you like are you on? Are you ruined am? I ruined. No. I don't think. So you think you think would be? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think she's looking at it to be all over the internet. But I mean, I think I. Action is the probably kill somebody for doing that to you. Well, their first reaction was to call Airbnb report the camera. They had no advice for them over the phone. The girl just said if you cancel within fourteen days, you won't get your money back next the man in the relationship called the owner of the property when when confronted with the families discovery said, the the host hung up immediately later, he called back insisting the camera in the living room was the only one in the house, and it was for security purposes. While the dude who staying there was an IT guy and knew exactly what this camera was does it say how they were able to find the cameras because I know a lot of these cameras that people will find now there is like there are smaller the tip of a pen. Well, here's how it all started. He found it on the WI fi network. He works for an IT company. And he saw a camera popping up on the WI fi connection. So the scan showed the camera and a live feed from the angle of the video so the family track down, and it was inside what appeared to be a smoke alarm or carbon monoxide detector. A month the top of all my fears and fo the in the world is this. So what was the Erin Andrews? And she was in. She was in a drowsing Roach. Our why people so my mom did cameras, and we were little kids and just like you said with the tip of the pin. My mom made us all fearful that there was cameras everywhere. Fill matter where I go in life. I feel like there's cameras in a room. So the first thing I do inside a hotel room as I walked through and I flipped the bird to every single smoke alarm everything. I thought she was looking for cameras in every room. I'm like, oh Gimmie tips. Now, I just flip the bird to let it know that it's there, and then I say, I'm best behavior. I mean, you've gotta ask yourself if this is way worse than anybody. Can no like as far as are their cameras everywhere. We've been filmed on is there somebody that's pleasure themselves to our sex tape. I mean that's thinking mighty highly of our actual Antic. I mean, if you're just highly highly of yours too. I don't know if they're worth watching. I don't I don't know what other people are into. I don't know if they're in a regular guy like me get down to business. Probably not I pay. I pay extra to see you and your wife, especially if you keep the scarecrow costume on what pay actor don't pay at all. I'm not gonna make you pay for them. I'm just saying if I if I know website and the website is people having sex in hotels dot com, and then there's all sorts I can see 'cause you know, when you get in the porno sites. They've got a little preview cursor over. And then you get a little preview the action starts Rockin. So if I'm. I'm holding my cursor over you and Phoebe saying, oh, Harry, dude hope for charity event. I'd like to say this is my hairy sasquatch punishes house. Mom. Oh, wow. That's good. Right. I don't know. Maybe for a guy like you would if I'm trying to get clicks the caption on throwing do people are people trying to get who uploads porn. That's the thing. The porno people is it. It's just regular do. I love this clip. Yeah. No. A this is the thing all the time. Well, I feel like I've already been filmed. I don't know if people are pledging themselves. They're uploading my antiques, but do you feel like you've been in a room where there's been cameras? I don't know. I was just more or less speculating on if it's much more rampant than we think about it fairly often. I mean, we've heard about it in bathrooms locally we've heard about it in hotel rooms Airbnb dressing rooms. So I'm just wondering if it's a much bigger problem than the average person accepts I believe it is. But I mean, how could we even go on with our lives of something? We thought about every single minute. It is very scary to. It's very scary to think about really sad news out of northport. There's no way to really sugarcoat this. But it's so bad that I feel like I we have to at least touch on it a seventeen year old girl has passed away in three others are in the hospital after rollover crash involving more than a dozen teens in northport of the driver was a nineteen year old girl who is drunk behind the wheel. So there's there's there's there's no silver lining to this story. I imagine this girl's life is ruined forever. Just another thing for people to think about before they drink and drive 'cause we talk about it all the time. How we we don't think it's ever going to be something that ends. But it just another other store to put in your head. When you're getting behind the wheel in the thing is too is when like this girl should get the book thrown at her. She has killed somebody. You know, there are other people in the hospital right now over affecting the lives of over a dozen teens, but like her life if they let her out today. I would think that her life is ruined. Yeah. For sure. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That makes that I watched dirt with Vince Neal, and he killed his best friend, and he was cutting out on like three weeks later. He was he was a lot of drugs though. Right. He's probably, you know, trying to get rid of those say, oh, you're saying he covered them. Well, he masked his his master proper a lot of people. Life can kill somebody and not ever think twice about it. Yeah. I mean berry can't from that great HBO show. I've been telling you about but Dexter cuts. You didn't watch the new episode? I was watching ended our fourteen of wrestlemainia berry to you really should start at though finished the first season yet. I I've actually seen them. All. Yeah. I started. I've I've been very up on berries. It's the beginning. Not the same one that I'm talking about those Bill Hader from the waterboy the fawns. Yes. Henry Winkler a hell of a show. I should try to have seen it. And I told you about it. And now, I feel like you are you're acting like you told everybody did tell everybody about it and everybody watch berry it's on HBO Sunday night. Yeah. Let's go and take a break coming up next..
"sexcapades" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"Seventeen. Information, please. Is a mytalk dirt alert update. A quick look at what's happening in entertainment. On mytalk might guy. A little more Oscar drama for you this afternoon. Only two of this year's five Oscar nominated songs may be performed live on the Academy Awards show, February twenty four this according to variety, multiple sources, tell the publication that Kendrick Lamar and scissors all the stars from Black Panther and lady Gaga shallow from a star is born are the two chosen by the academy and show producers for performance on the telecast, the other three songs Welton. Sorry. They would only likely be acknowledged during the announcement of the song nominees now. Rumors of their exclusion is already causing drama members of the music branch as well as among those nominees who have been deemed unworthy of performance. This must be they're probably trying to figure out how to cut the time down that could very well be the songs like type, although silly things I can see where this would be as short animated, film editing. Able speak. Yes, we. And we want. That's the only performance we get at the Oscars. Yeah. Exac-? Well, we shall see just a rumor at this point. And well, if you're a fan of fifty shades of grey, the book's author James has announced that she is writing a new book, it's called the Mr. L says that this book will be a departure from the Sexcapades of Christian grey. And we'll be more of a twenty-first-century Cinderella. That is a roller coaster ride of danger and desire that leaves the reader breathless to less pay. Let's hope she took some writing fifty shades worse written.
"sexcapades" Discussed on 103.5 KISS FM
"Where are they going? Yes. That's exactly what does ads. My son on his deep. Bring your accent to my kids Dc. So this is what the ad says Hello parents who it's addressed to we're from the states, Oregon visiting your beautiful country. My wife, and I have three wonderful successful handsome unmarried sons between the ages of twenty and thirty two we not expecting just hoping to introduce our sons to some nice New Zealand daughters at the very least will embarrass our sons and the truth is will deuce. We'll find some enjoyment of doing that our family will be arriving on the twenty sixth of December and leaving on January. Seventh of two thousand nineteen and included an Email address. So I guess a bunch of women reached out and tried to meet these guys six hundred responses from real life suitors, according to the Daily Mail. Wow. Yeah. They said that they're doing great their sons were embarrassed they handled it well thought it was they found some dates met some amazing people even some amazing parents as well. And the Suns are are very glad that their parents. Did this? But that's that's really thoughtful of the parents. They get some vacation booty the got it put an ad in the paper. He was just about the booty or they want. They're you know, they're trying to find a wife eve for their for their kids, but what can their expectation be on it? You know, ten day vacation. What are the fall in love and be like, I'm not going back going back to America? I fell in love with this Kiwi Princess Staby. Maybe but I maybe these guys maybe the parents wanted to have their own like Sexcapades ten days. So they figure well if we can occupy our sons, I think they can find a way to occupy themselves twenty eight to thirty two years old. Sitting in their parents room, watching duck tales all day or something. Maybe maybe they are. Maybe this story that we don't know. Get rid of these kitties. So we can get it on. I wonder eight five five five nine one zero three five. If your parents have ever tried to set you up whether I only want to hear disaster stories or like incredible stories. I don't want to hear like, yeah. They sent me up. It was okay. Like, if one comes to mind of a time where your parents tried to set you up, and it was just like a complete and total disaster by grandmother insisted that I was going to marry her best friend's granddaughter. And so growing up every summer fall or whatever she'd come to town to visit a grandmother, and it was like the obligatory you're going to take this girl on shore, a good time thing, she was a cute girl. She was fun. But it was immediately thwarted by the idea that my grandmother was endorsing it. And her grandmother was endorsing it. We're still friends we're still friends to this day, but any sort of sexual attraction that would have existed was not existence because well, it might. But did my grandmother's set this up parents, and grandparents and stuff, I think they're very good at finding people that are perfect. On paper for you. But they also don't know. Like what turns you on? You know, like what you find sexier? You know, your tight and things like that. But they can find a girl. It's got all these amazing qualities like, oh, yes. She would make a great daughter-in-law granddaughter-in-law. Maybe that's what my mom has decided is that could because she does like she she can sit down and give you a list of the qualities that I should be looking for you need this, and you need that and the other thing, and I'm sure she'd go out and find it. But you're exactly right. Like, she doesn't know exactly what I'm sexually attracted to. Ultimately. That's a huge component. You know, because that's creepy. Then she saw when I I installed the sex crane bedroom, and I also put a mirror on the ceiling. I think she got a pretty good idea. What I'm into? But that stuff comes off. And like, you know, we can hide the crane actually collapses and goes under the bed. So when she uses the room as a guest room, I won't be. The guests might appreciate it. She might get a lot more guests that way Allie. Okay. So allie. You know what? I'm good morning. How are you by the way? What you know what I'm talking about the grandma setup. So let's hear about it. Yeah. So like a month ago. Okay. Mine I'm only twenty one. Like a month ago? My grandma text me. Allie. You know, I've been thinking about this for a while. I have this really nice guy that you can only problem is he's thirty nine..