18 Burst results for "Sebastian Maniscalco"

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:55 min | 2 months ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Guys, if you should know anything about me, I got a problem with people and how they behave, you know? I kind of grew up with like a list of rules to kind of live by my parents kind of gave me a book on how to live and apparently nobody got the book. What does Starbucks all I do is I watch people and I get upset. I can't take it. Let the Starbucks, this woman ordered a scone, a muffin, I don't know what the hell it was. But they gave it to her in a brown bang. And then she was eating it. She was like fingering the muffin out of the bag. Take it out of the bed. Get a plate. What the? What are you eating crumbs? I can't pay everywhere I go. They're a problem. You can't even go to the mall. I used to go to the mall all the time. It was a nice place to kind of unwind, but now they got these little, these huts in the middle of them all. These little kiosks, what is this? I don't buy anything out of a hot. I don't even know if the hut's gonna be there tomorrow if I have a problem with the prize. These things are on wheels, they could be three miles down the road in no time. But we used to own that part of the mall. That's where we made decisions in the middle of the month, right? Remember I used to go with your family, used to go, where are you going? I'm going to share where you gonna chase your patty. We meet back here in one hour. Now you can't do that because you see a hut, you'll be walking with your girl, you look up there, you're like, oh, come on. What do we got to put up with, what is this hunt? 'cause these people at work in the huts are aggressive. These sales techniques are very aggressive. Do you ever get attacked with cream? Man, you'll be walking out of nowhere. You want to thank me? It's good. It's from Israel. It's good creed. This hand lotion. They act like they got something that we've never seen before. Who's trying to cream and going, oh, my God. I'm soft. What the hell is this? You have bottles of this back there. Weird stuff are happening these huts. They're threading eyebrows. Have you seen this? A woman is laying down and someone's just. There's eyebrow shrapnel flying everywhere. Landing in my empty hands. Watch Sebastian maniscalco. What's wrong with people? Only on Netflix..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

05:05 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Mean sadly picking his brain about being a mogul like being as big as and hip hop. I always want to know about hip hop so like it was just me hammering about hip hop and then and then when we partied with cody cody was involved. It was none of that. Cody rhodes you know. Dusty rhodes wrestler son. Oh and he's fucking awesome he's on the show and so it was me to cody. It was just cigars. Bullshit snoop likes. He loves to reminisce like view. Like it's really cool if you remember football pencils he's like oh shit football pencils and you're like and then you just reminisce about the like. He's he's just a great dude. Yeah like a really solid dude and And so as soon as i party with snoop and then in a stupid a certain lifestyle that. It's a racehorse. it can't keep up with like eating wise achille. He's whatever the fuck you want done gain weight. And i'm not that guy so i found out that he was eating ox tales not getting the delivered lunches that we got like prepackaged lunches fish a rice. And and i go. Hey what's released today. Goes who gives a fuck. I said when he goes. I don't eat that bullshit. He's like i eat oxtail. I go get a soul food restaurant. Every day. And i went for real he goes. Yeah you want that. And i was like fuck you and i at the finale. I am unrecognizable. I'm so fat. So i stopped working out. I started partying every night. So i gotta get on a program just to keep myself at two thirty five just to keep myself a to thirty five. I got to work out pretty hard. Okay so then. You're going to go to undo the movie so you continuing that work on the movie. Same trainer all. Jim equipment's been delivered to my house there and then And she's gonna write workouts. Now that i know the workouts she can ride up the workout. Send him to and then if we have any questions. Zoom and And then also. I think it was getting myself to a place where i got excited. Like a bench to thirty five the other day and two plates on each To all different types of ways. So i've i forty five fifty pound weights or forty five minutes and then like i ten pounds more than a normal thinks so whatever whatever. It was to go back to florida member to thirty five and florida. Whistler's two big plates on each side right now to twenty five dollars to twenty five. That's what i was explaining. I.

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:12 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

04:39 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"That was driving me nuts. But i never saw the humor in it and it was. The guy is that you're paying the crew and all they're doing a sweeping and you go and there's this guy with the broom and he's buddy i paid a- but the way you did it i'm sitting there dying on the fucking guy has been sweeping and then all my things are like they have some sort of mexican overture or like homosexual. Oh there's my angles. Were all like super right on the nose and then we had caught a homeless person at one point like everything i had was like so over the top and just to a you just like the guy do you remember that bit Yeah oh yeah the the the contractor. They pulled out like they get a better job. The they'll they'll skip your property. And then and then i'm like where are you know. I'll send somebody over guy comes over and you know just sweeping in. And he doesn't know english sure. Yeah i did that angle. Where the you know the oh. A lot of a lot of the workers tend to be spanish. The same workers with the same workers that did our house are doing this house. Exact same workers exact same workers. This was something that i was obsessed with so the only thing that separated them from us we lived in renovation. Was a louvred door right allure door. That would that had plastic on it but you could hear them very clearly so one day. I hear them eating lunch and i hear one of the guys on is names. He's here. I see him all the time. And he's doing like this character and they're fucking dying but it's just like a feminine like character like and i'm and i'm like what the fuck so i go around the house. Go out the door. I come around. I wanna see what the what he's doing is he doing. They are crying laughing and you can hear him like doing it. And as soon as i come around the corner see them. They see me in. They stop and i go. No no no. It's okay guys comedian and they're like what i'm a comedian and they're like okay. I go. I tell jokes and and they're like okay so you guys were laughing. And they're like. Yeah i go. What are you guys laughing at. What were you doing. And i realized he was doing a character of me. And i'm like and he's like nothing nothing We're sorry we're sorry. And i'm like and they said to me we don't. We don't know what you do like you're always like in a speedo or like like no shirt no shoes and you just bring men to this room to my man cave for like hours and you come out giggling. And that's what he was doing. He was doing an impression. Megan oh it's so fun time right and and i was like other making fun of same guy. Same guys i love him. They're fucking. Greg is and see now and they just this the guy that made fun of me. I'm doing a fitting in this room the other day. I'm doing fitting..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

05:20 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Everyone's like oso. You just wasted your daughter's lighting chairs on fire and you're like all i guess that's what it looks like. Delete that but yeah. There's i think and also i think what is crazy and there's this today i think everyone's super hyper-sensitive because we're not getting the workout material. You know like on stage as much as we normally do. So when you tweet when i watched people tweet stuff out that is like untested. Just throwing a fucking just lobbying and fucking molotov cocktail out. They're going to hope there aren't trees around and there's trees everywhere. I wanna get offended. I i don't never not. I don't get offended easily like when you did the mtv music awards. I loved it. I don't i don't think he's anything in. My opinion was at all anything ride clutch. My phone like like pearls clutching like oh but if you take a big chance. I love that shit. I love that shit. I when someone takes a big swing. I don't. I can't believe there are people that go. What like i'm the guy to go. Shut the fuck up. Like charlie hebdo. Charlie hebdo fucking cover their magazine. I can't remember what it was. So don't know home this. But when charlie takes big fucking swings through the fucking french magazine that satirized buddha or allah and then they shot up the place and still takes big swings. I just go shut the fuck up. I was never the guy that in classic got outraged. I'd be like should. He's is called the teacher a bitch. There's going to be good like who the fuck care like. Get that upset. I just don't. I don't either like you. Tweeted out the cancer culture thing the other day screaming i retweeted it and i loved it. I loved it. Thanks yeah yeah i. It's all done in for humor It's not it's not to change the world isn't that we're comedians. Were just trying to make people laugh and Sometimes i guess people people think that it's more serious it is it's just basically trina put a smile on somebody's face but i don't know i don't know where we're going now. Now stand up is gonna be coming back after all this pandemic and everything that happened are independent amac. I'm very curious to see where people are with some topics that could be brought up in comedy. It's interesting. I think that we're about to run into a real mental health. We're about to see the effects of the mental health issues. That were happening so like everyone. Being their house for a year is wasn't good for you. Put waiting to see that except you saw it online. Now we're gonna see it in person and you're gonna see a lot of people losing their shit in public. Because i i do. I have a hard time around people like i just do like right now..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

02:53 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"I had to have get a camera to take pictures of my kids and and then became obsessed with the camera. I learned about cameras. I got into cameras film cameras but like you look at not until they were like probably a little older. We start getting like you can go on the phone and just go. Oh shit. I can see all the history i would love to be able to go back and see like an s. cam in my new york apartment. Right let go back and just scroll and go. Oh shit tonight. My gaps came over off fuck. That was a crazy night. I wish we had a camera when we were doing Homerun derby to see What the video of that would have been like. I mean we Who was who is doing that with us. Because i don't remember. Only people remember from that. Because i didn't know you guys yet. No i met. I remembered you a. Brett renan's easy and and i knew steve but that's really it and like i hear people that were there and i'm like i don't think i ever knew that who who else. I don't know mike young. they're young. Was there. I was ari ever their extra fear. Yeah no right. That was not our ernst's Was ernst yeah. Was there archers. He died brighter. Is the is a really interesting human being. I've had two moments now where people are talked about. Talk really nicely about him. But like he'll never see this. He's not the kinda guy that's all over the internet looking for fucking videos on himself. He is so funny to me when he's not trying to be funny that he's funny when he's trying to be funny but to the point where i am crying laughing when he has made me cry laughing when he and he doesn't know why i'm laughing. He's literally like what. Yeah yeah. He's got the ability. I don't even think he'd you might be laughing at stuff that he's probably not even trying to make you laugh. You're the same way i remember. I remember meeting you and you were during up to play softball. And i thought i thought you're doing a joke and because i was like you're like putting on your socks matched and your shoes matched and yet like a wristband and i was doing a bit. And i said to steve. I pulled over i go. Who the fuck is that. uh sebastian. he's the fucking best. I go dude. I'm dying watching him get dressed and he goes. Oh no no that sebastian. And i went what. He's not trying to be funny. And i said it was just me and you sitting there at one point and i'm i'm just giggling to myself echo. What and he goes. He's a he's fucking hilarious. He's hilarious on stage. i go. he's like he goes ernst like earth was taking swings at the ball and he'd go fucking good and you're like what gets on like just as and he wasn't trying to be funny..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:48 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"My dad's like i give you ten grand but you gotta pay me back now. This game capped. I mean the accounting. This guy kept on what i owed them. Because i would flow them like. Here's a hundred dad. Or here's you know a thousand and here's a eleven hundred whatever. He had a ledger that he kept of of the money. I sent and what i owed them. You know like my mother was like just give them the money. But my dad's i know he's paying me back and i paid them back every cent and i'm glad he did that. Because it got me back to the four seasons got me working again. And this is what i gotta do to survive and And that was that. But yeah i mean there's been struggles along the way but the struggles of definitely helped me With my career. Do you think that. I remember I remember having a job and wanting to wanting to be Wanting to be those like being in a place and wanting to be the people that were at that place like working for seasons you want to be the person eating at the four seasons. Yeah that's actually. Your entire goal is to end up to be able to go to the four seasons neat because a lot of people that go there hollywood types. Yes and then you see the behavior they exhibit and you go. I don't know if i'm in the right race because i don't want to be. That person won't be the person that calls chef out and goes. You're better than this. Like what like i can't. Yeah i mean the whole goal is to be on the other side of the table and And yeah i mean that's something to strive for but you know listen to. You're not going to be that guy you're not going to be you know like we've talked about the kids. Your kids ain't gonna beat those kids because you're not those. You're not that person. I'm not that person so you know with the success. I think you definitely you are who you are. No matter what type of success you have. What was the what. was it like when you like. I'm curious to know like you seem like someone who's very organized so like when you'd get an apartment would you like would you like what kind of pictures that you put god. If you talked to my wife she'd be she when she first came over to my my apart minimal really. Yeah there's none there's none of this is is. There's nothing like the walls covered with with photos. The which is cool but for me it was ain't on ice scott discovered like the next shepherd ferry. Right i went to a a mall and this guy was doing Paintings of like a martini glass with like fun olives. Coming out of it like the olives were like people and they were splashing into the martini. I think his name was go. Dard and i thought this guy's unbelievable so i had lake your wife's an artist. So what is that. I don dart. It's thirty nine. Fifty at the mall saw a couple of these But you're right. It was very clean. very minimal. milk clutter wouldn't it be great. How much would you. How much did you pay for your first month of dating. If you could get the. If you didn't notice today at a nest cam in there were you could watch you and your wife cording like come bring them back to house and having to make somebody you know like i would like you look at technology now and you go you very lucky in that you're going have so many pictures your kids..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:36 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"And then i look at like ari like this is a perfect example. You're here so it's it's like the balls it took for someone like ari to go like i'm funny when he never lived in a world where like with an orthodox judaism. It's you know it's like don't stand out don't get don't be just shut the fuck up and then for all ready to go like i. It always blew me away. The are ever thought he should be a stand up or like you. When you i remember you telling the story about like you got some johnson chicago info and came to and the idea that no one would tell you. Hey you're this is what you got like. No one like rolling stone told me this is what you gotta do. The you just went. I could do this. Yeah there there. Was you know everybody gets into the business in their own way You know it's. It's great that you had that huge platform kind of bust onto the scene But yeah i mean for for me. It was more like All right i. I like telling stories. I like being around my family. Every time i get in front of the class. I tend to make people laugh. But i'm not the class clown i always love. Stand up comedy and then I did these headshots Back in chicago. And i said them out before i got out here and And yeah that no one called back. I don't know nothing. I came out here not knowing anybody. I didn't sleep on anybody's cow. Shed about ten grand saved up from working at this place called the living room and schaumburg with doing fine dining and didn't wanna do like he. Hey man kellyanne your consciousness..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:26 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

04:21 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"And then some pull aside like in and you can't talk shit about parents joke and then a guy but i would love to. I like i saw what you guys did yesterday for eastern. It's so nice to be able to like it. Just seems like you're doing it right another crazy but like i heard adam corolla one time. Say by the way paraphrasing. Adam didn't say this i'm crazy. But he said it's borderline child abuse. If you live with more than one child in an apartment and i had to in an apartment at that time and i was like Fuck well you know. There's a silver lining there because when you have kids and you're struggling. The kids know the you know they. They don't know all this they didn't grow up what you have gone on here and you know the beautiful home and you know there's there's no struggle but but they've been there with you through the struggle so you didn't really have to like like i'm creating struggle now You know i have to interesting. I asked to I got my kid doing chores for. And she's almost four so make the bad. We went around the house and look at what lights need to be replaced. So should point out the lights. And i would right okay in the kitchen. We need to light just to internet at sunday. I give her two dollars so good job. And then maybe the next sunday i give her a dollar because you missed making your i'm trying to instill 'cause i go up. Yeah that's crazy because you didn't grow up like you live now. No and that's a struggle for me. Because i just like i thought i had a really nice childhood. I you know middle class. Upbringing northwest suburbs of chicago. We went on vacation a year We talked around the table. It was just nice and nyc in my head. I want to like give that to my kids but which we are trying to do. But yesterday what we're birt's referring to is. An alana grew up on the on the wealthy side of life. So you know for her this is you know getting a petting zoo at the house. You know we had a couple of rabbits and some lamb at the house. Right which i know is ridiculous in my hand. No it's actually not. I'll tell you why because it's not that expensive..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

04:38 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Doing that and i start not worrying about my blood pressure at all and then and then i fell off a waterfall I fell off a waterfall. And and am as i fell. I got down. And i said to paul. Who's my producer said. What happened and he goes. I guess the guy wasn't watching you go wasn't as opposed to and he goes out. I don't know. I was changing a battery on my camera and then i said can you get me. Hell hell outta here. And he goes yeah and he calls up and he goes turns out there. They're not they can't do a hell of a out of this canyon. It's two hundred ten feet deep. They can't get a helicopter and here's to narrow so it looks like you have to crawl out and i was like. Are you being serious. And he's like. Yeah so we get to the top of the trail out. I finally call my way out and the medics are there and they take my blood pressure. Goes blood pressure is one seventy over one twenty and and they said. Have you been taking your blood pressure medicine and i said well lately i have well they been doubling it up paul sitting right there i go. I mean doubling it up. Because i sometimes i'll i feel like i'm partying too hard and the woman goes mobile. You're never supposed to double up your medication. And i said what she don't ever start self prescribing. Who told you to told you to do this. And i look at paul show. Exe- sodas and goes over three today..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

05:13 min | 1 year ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Shit andrew her to andrew's in the back in the other room dude first of all what that woman park is her last name. Her first name is leo. Leoni the omiya the omya. I think i'm saying right. A ghoul her because she has such a fascinating story. And what's amazing is how different someone tag me out. He was chased. Low-power tap tag me in a thing and she was talking about kim jong un's lifestyle by the way me and kim jong un would be fucking. We're very similar. I think he'd meet me and go. You are my spirit animal. And i'd be like yeah. I think so but man. The life over in north korea is unimaginable. You have to listen to that podcast to get a little perspective on how good you have it. Go to your refrigerator. Get yourself a fucking ice cold beer and listen to this podcast in halfway through that beer. You're gonna feel guilty about all the shit you have around. And how little they have in. North korea. Halfway through the podcast. I was like i was like. How do we not invade that country and free those people. She didn't even know what a white person was she. This it's such a good fucking podcast. What's her name. Wow yummy park. It is such a good podcast and rogan. Did such a great fucking job almost texted him. And then i was like i bet a lot of people tax them about. I never saw him about podcast before. I've never been a great job on your podcast. Well by the way. He's texted me before i should. Maybe talk to them. It was fucking amazing. Podcast on the flip side today. Have sebastian maniscalco on lake breaking any fucking codes. We're not going to break down any barriers. Both sebastian is the funniest motherfucker. Working he is killing it. He's doing a full blown arena tour. He just two nights of the reimann. he's i mean he's sold out. He sold out new venue in in in in new york city so quickly they added a show at the barclay center in brooklyn. He's killing it. And you know if i'm if i'm not mistaken. I think we're the last two comedians in los angeles so we've gotten very close and we're very different men. It's really interesting to be around him to hear his perspective. Because if the idea that. I'm verifying that. I'm always barefoot. I love being barefoot group fucking florida. He grew up. he's icago he is It's so funny because my daughter's no no not knowing. But they know sebastian. And we're at the borgata and these these italian couple got in the elevator and he was talking. He's like yo yo yo teen is saying we go down we got some meatball banning of bang bang bang and my daughters were like They got of the elevator with those. Were italians i was like you've never met an italian before. And they're like not like a real one. i go. What about fashion than they go. He's italian. I was like what the fuck but it's a great podcast gonna absolutely love it. Thank you for listening to podcasts. Thanks for checking it out. Check me out on tour Check out bear's cave checkout bill bert. Check out the ends podcast. We did a great podcast with ms pack. That's coming out. I think next week..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on WGN Radio

WGN Radio

01:39 min | 3 years ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on WGN Radio

"It's my fault. We'll take a break. We'll say goodbye next Bill and Wendy in WGN. Well that about does it. I here on WGN extra extra loan. I didn't know the gum that is gum. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, thanks everybody for listening. We hope you'll do the same tomorrow. We're we're we're going to be here, regardless. So you might as well. Ridiculous. Can't even stop the debates this listening. Everybody a favor. Doc, fighting fighting fighting for Wendy. All right. That's it. Bye. Bye. Bill. Future. Man. I'd have to go to work. From the AllState skyline studio. No home will be complete without a computerized communications the conference. Seven twenty WGN. November make plans down to them or second. Sebastian Maniscalco takes command sale fries. Friday. Yeah. This friday. It's the bathroom live dot com. We're gonna need bigger places. For Sebastian the play Tabatha used to play clubs in town..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

02:33 min | 3 years ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

"Sleep in pajamas last night? Do you have an issue with guys who sleep in pajamas? I've never encountered one like like a set like the button-down bashing pants matching pants and top. I don't think I've encountered this. If you're getting ready to have like relations. Bathroom is like a matching pair for Jim right? No. I would laugh at them. Because you know, we also Sebastian Maniscalco at the garden last week. Yeah. In one of his things he was talking about was guys who are pajamas. Don't trust them. Why would you unbutton your shirt and take off your pants to put on a shirt button and put on pants they go to bed just the concept of buttons? While you sleep seems awful. Like, don't you wake up with imprints on you somehow? Look, I I don't mind a t shirt and some short. Yeah. Something like that. All right. Here's a new one do you ever have sex while you still have your watch on? They will never do that. I don't take mine off because it's a fit bit. So. Wow. Okay. Gosh. Let's talk about that for a minute. Now, Danielle just between us girls. Do can you track yourself on your fit bit, and you know, when you had sexual relations? I don't know. I never I never thought about it. I guess I should think about that. It might be pervy pervy and creepy. What's that Gandhi? You should probably be able to see like your heart beat, right? Yeah. Biked at a certain time for a certain amount of time. I do that all day long. I see how different my heart. Great goes up down up and all the nothing. Pisses me off up that pardons me off your frog. So I've got on the apple watch. When your heart rate starts to elevate. It'll say you should take a breather. Like, maybe should take a deep breath. Sometimes I've noticed that while it's happening. It will say you need to take a deep breath calm down like so he does notice your elevated heart rate. I watched us. I'm just wondering if you're like, you know, digging in if you know what I'm saying is your is your fit bit knows. I Don the test it and stay. Not about this before doesn't count your like your steps and your activity. I may at your arms flailing. Someone if you let us know scary, do, you know, anyone it could be a false reading though, it might be measuring other things that you're doing that is schuss offense. I feel like with your fit bit. If your, you know, your arms 'cause you're on your arm. So you know, you carry yourself like step. He's lor. Living that then healthy lifestyle. Wait can. I just tell you the other day..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

02:37 min | 3 years ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on KFC Radio

"No. Yeah. Now, they're like this is kind of replace Stephen the laptop in this. I mean guys like your age. I I would assume are doing a lot of their internet or or social media right here. I mean, the last time you opened up a laptop and here. Regular my friends, like don't even have laptops at home anymore. Anything like that? Yeah. I mean, I although I do like a laptop I feel like if you open up a laptop things are happening like to kill my sperm count. Those things. Yeah. You're done, dude. I'm so fucking. Well, thank you, come through tours. I mean, it's everywhere. Right. So if you're in basically, all the major cities of the world to go see Sebastian at the garden this weekend and check out the special I'm not flex. Yeah. Yeah. Special live dot com. If you check out where where I'm going on the stay hungry towards basically gonna last the whole year. So. All right. Thanks to Sebastian who came through with the to driven the s as the kids say came through dripping. He had a pair of like, I'm always looking at at the footwear. And I usually I'm looking for like, you know, easies and Jordan's and shit, and he had like talion leather sneakers that I'm sure we're like twenty five hundred dollars. You know? I mean, he saw MSG four times you You can can afford. afford for the rest of us who are looking to have some dope sneakers on your feet. But maybe don't have that Sebastian Maniscalco money. You gotta check out greats Brooklyn's, I sneak a company they are men and women styles. They got high quality Italian leather. I actually bet you Sebastian with rock rates feel like they would be up to par on him. All other styles. Classic modern all different color ways. They got the slip on they got the lace ups. They've got low tops high tops, everything all high quality Italian leather with talion craftsmanship in Brooklyn. These guys started I've been following them for a long time. They had one pair one silhouette. And now they have blown up and made with only the finest material. So you get a really really nice high quality para sneakers, I got the low top Worcester's with like the veg tan, very slick not appropriate for this weather right now, God, someone was weekends. Makes you move out of here. But when the weather hits, the weather changes. Reckon that slip on looking great with my greats, go to greats dot com. Check out any style. You want promo code KFC. For fifteen percent off your purchase could yourself some greats..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:21 min | 3 years ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Off Sebastian talked to them. All right. We got Sebastian Maniscalco here in the flesh flush with. Live in person. Man. It's a big deal. You are big deal. Now, I've been I've been watching a long time. And I feel like you've really finally totally popped here at the garden four nights. Right. Four shows been doing this for twenty years. So it's just been hitting the pavement gone to the comedy clubs trying to get a fan base. Just like anything else? I mean, you don't start a business that becomes successful right away. I mean, there's definitely some some things that happen that way. But for me, it's been, you know, twenty years of doing this and finally now just kinda come out. Yeah. I like that almost plays into you or persona your personality the grind old school. Like, we're a card. You know, nothing ever happened for me fast in my life. It's always been like a a slow simmer. We start the boil so. Yeah, it's it's it's been a long road. But now, we're kind of reaping the benefits as evidenced by this jacket right here. Jacket jacket when when you start wearing further on your collar. It's getting sick. This is photo. Like coffee throw a wreck on. I don't know what it is. I'm just I thought it was cool. That's jacket you show up to somebody's. They're like guys have known you for a long time. Oh this fucking for. Exactly, right. What my buddies are coming in Saturday night from Chicago NF, I wear this jacket around them. It'd be ripped to shreds for forty eight hours. But then I'll get a call when When you. you. The news special. You got the blue leather on. And I mean, let's be I cannot be comfortable to do an hour long comedy set in a fucking Jackie. It's so what what happened. What what happened with me is? I'm always looking for a jacket a to cover up any sweat. Sweating that happens and be very very close. I'm sweating through a lot of clothes. I sweat through leather before you know, hardy after swept to do that. Cows. I've had those white like salt rings over a jacket. So yes. So I've found some other jackets that are very kind of lightweight and I don't sweat that much. But I mean, I'd ask you to pass them along. But jacket is a good kept secret. You know what I mean? So my fucking jacket. Anyway, maybe maybe some shoes jacket non. Yeah. No one's ever getting this. Sure you're sweating through it though. You're up on stage. I always talking moving around ten and shit like a whole performance. It's a whole physicality as a lot of facial expressions. That's kind of been my my staple throughout my career. I didn't start that way took a while to kinda get very comfortable on stage to really start doing physical humor. And always like John Ritter growing up watching three's company, and he's very physical comedian that stand up, obviously, but a comedic actor. So that's where I got a lot of my physicality from would I be right to say that aren't you embarrassed is like where the voice really like..

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"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:49 min | 3 years ago

"sebastian maniscalco" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Never just eat devour food-borne funny. It's funny stuff. Funny stuff today. We got Sebastian Maniscalco on the show. He took New York City by storm. I don't think anybody who's anybody was anywhere. But the garden it was so many social media was Sebastian. It was wild, man. Seventy three thousand tickets he sold this week. She's four shows two nights all sold out seventy three thousand tickets, you could legitimately have a nice like stand up career and probably sell seventy three thousand tickets, you're entirely. Why does he just retired? Like, if we did the money is that that's it. Right there. Right done this rate as if we did the Wilbur seventy three times, I would consider that like a good career for us. He did it in a weekend. Fuck into shows. He's incredible swag doubt. Just very cool castle. He came through for an interview. So stick around for that. Will you want to talk about now? Let's just let's just go to Sebastian. That's it. That's just it. Man. You sure you don't have anything. Here's where I'm at. Here's where I'm at. I'm gonna give you the the chronicle of my life as a Pat tater it started out miserable. Like puck and Tom Brady. This fucking dude is now going to win Super Bowls like fuck that. And then there was a low, and it was fun. Like, I actually like you could hang making fun of the patriots. It was a lot like the Yankees. Like. Yeah. You've had your success, but you're in a drought right now. And you guys actually choked a lot it was like you always make it. But hey, I remember tweeting like a like a traditional unlike any other making fun of the pats when they get bounce in the playoffs because it just kept happening. And then they came back and they won and it was a Ruutel miserable. Then they kept winning. And it was kind of like throw your hands up like all right? Four five. It's just like you're just piling on at this point. So I actually it actually got a little bit easier. Like it used to like eat at my soul. And then it was just like I can't I I mean, there's nothing left to say there's no spin zone. There's no argument. He's the goat. He's the goat is just that's it. Now, the pendulum's back again where I'm like how long is this gonna fuck Eappen like six seven may. It's LeBron it's Qarese. And I don't guess this is what on get. I honestly, I really think this because I I kind of did it with manning. I did it with jeeter bit. Where like like, I like how how do you people? How do you not? Appreciate the greatness. That. Is Tom Brady. How do you not appreciate the the leadership that he provides? How do you like, wait? How is I never the you. What verka? So let's let's see some of the videos that came out last night how as it objective fan, which isn't a thing that doesn't make sense that objective fan fans aren't objective. But as as an objective viewer. How can you not look at it and go this guy's amazing? I don't I do like watching the highlights of the game Lashley him. But I'm like. There's no denying and it's just like the fourth quarter. Like, you gave you gave Tom Brady the ball back with two minutes and three seconds. That'll too much time granted the Mahomes came back down with thirty seconds to thirty nine seconds. I think right. But there was no way that Brady was not scoring there. You know, Dave asked me before when the drive start. He's would you rather be down with the ball right now, or with lead guitar all the baddest motherfucker on the planet has the ball. That's why I it's tight window tight window tight window fucking monster. And then third and ten. They should just cut to third down with two minutes ago. Always in order and then after the game like the video with grog was him going like Jordan dragons with is weird thing you want me to do. We want me to do the had and the he does look goofy..

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Sebastian Maniscalco, Alligator Ali And Trust Lutheran Village discussed on Waddle & Silvy

Waddle & Silvy

00:43 sec | 3 years ago

Sebastian Maniscalco, Alligator Ali And Trust Lutheran Village discussed on Waddle & Silvy

"Senior living facility. I watched the Sebastian Maniscalco. Special over the weekend. He has a whole bit about this new emotional support animal people have emotional support peacocks. And now here we have an allegation all support you said peacock, right, right? Emotional support alligator visit senior living facility. Come on joy hanney's alligator Ali is three years old and about four and a half feet long. The unorthodox pet quickly turned heads on Monday. As he walked on a leash through the spirit. Trust Lutheran village at sprinkled drive in York, Pennsylvania while some were understandably apprehensive

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