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#172 - Sean Evans

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#172 - Sean Evans

"Into well Hello Trooper Nation Army. Are we an army or a nation. FUCA troopers we're both a nation and our soldiers odors. Today's episode. We are joined by the. I WANNA say What's the word for someone that does a lot prolific greatest Olympic the prolific? Sean Evans. The the greatest also applicable the prolific. Sean Evans legendary host of hot right ones built a spicy empire at dream from one. Jalapeno seed planted. Now he's got. The SCOVILLE will Chilly reaper while what's the spiciest pepper bowl Maybe pepper reaper. Might be what your care now. He's got control old garden of Carolina. reapers he has interviewed the likes of Barack Obama the I predict the president on hot ones. Who Do you think it'll be well? We don't have many options right but hopefully if it's Bernie than del. He's eating hot ones. If you're not doing that Bernie to burn a hole right to Bernie feels the burn while eating like it's like a very cantona's extremely Internet Yang. I'm surprised Yang. Do you reach out to people like hot ones like Pretty all of the campaigns. Almost I I feel like most of them have kind of like flirted with us or reached out to you and your Will I think that if we do it. I think we want to do it in a bigger way like in a different sort does thing like not just have like one person sit down and eat ten wings but like just set up like would have been cool like setup in Iowa and actually have like three or four of them or like. The hot wants democratic debate. Yes something like that moderated over spicy wings or something but we have like a bigger picture thing that we're like trying to put together a call. Yeah Yeah who's reached out at like name somebody going so yeah Peter you nice Clo- char I don't know Ed have to check the but maybe she's she's done more about her Bernie Sanders is like no no no no every major campaign Bernie Sanders and you said no not no. We're trying to what we're trying to do to catch me. We're trying to I the PODCAST. I'm cornered no but we're trying to do is like do it in a bigger way like we don't WanNa just well maybe it'll work out that way but it's like don't do very busy people right now. It's like getting all that Socha. So are we getting all line up. Just right you know does Okay okay I don't want to tell you how to do your show but the but what do you think we should just like. I think cycling three hundred something. Yes most definitely. Maybe you want that one. On one time you want to put their feet to the pepper fires you should get Yang on there. That would be amazing. Yeah I think we're just we're just trying to do it trying to figure out how we get more than like one I I see I see I understand. I actually plus hot ones. It's designed it's like you're more or less like it's like a defacto cosign because you're like go. They were just trying to like walk. The Rope Waibel bit generally but it is something that we're thinking about and like trying to figure out how it is like a bigger. Would you do a presidential week. And then the yeah I mean that would be the thing or like it's like a it's a longer video were hitting on some of the same issues as with everybody in the cutting into like one episode that has like multiple. Well I guarantee that will get more views than all of the televised debates combined. I would watch living the thought of that. Would you do with Donald Trump. I mean again. It's like one of those hard things where it's like a defacto cosign so you WanNa talk talk a little bit. The static is like so you know it's just one of those things like I don't know if it's like a thing that you can come back from the same way once. He knew it like once you dive into it. It is something that's like so in your face now that may be creating that sort of escapism. Escapism on Thursdays is maybe something. That's helped the brand more than I understand. You're absolutely right Also Sean Evans is coming to true TV TV this month right February. Eighteenth once T. V. Show has been already can it's an indication not cancelled then recorded. They've all been reported you've got how many episodes tw- twenty and yeah in Iowa new true. TV by the way that's yeah because The impractical jokers. That makes sense that. Yeah you know. There's already like a an audience that understands liens that crossover so it really was. Yeah and then. They treated us really well and saw the vision and created this pepper. Dome no like when I walked out for the first time it was crazy is actually have I have the video. Here let me pull it up. Here's the first behind the scenes. Footage of Sean. Walking out into you call it the pepper dome. Yeah exactly as the gladiators must've felt this walking down to the coliseum. I mean really. How did you feel walking out like Mike Mike now because ever since we started hot ones like forever we've been just trying to get a neon sign? We get that line item. You can't get anybody know exactly what you mean. I've been wanting a neon sign since we started and we still don't have one. Yeah Yeah there's a lot It's it's not at simple trying to get a neon light. That's all we've ever wanted. We started the show. And then I've been told Time and time again that is just an impossible task like neon lights there. You might as well ask for the moon and then I walked on here and they have like five thousand is yeah. That's amazing. Tell so tell me Sean you gone from making a youtube Show to now working on incredible looking set like this. Tell me tell me about that experience. what's IT Alexa host of a television show for Christ's sake I know. Well it's like so different than You know the web show it so in looks like this Public access eighty set. And you know it's just the quiet room kinda like how we're in right now and then when you go out to this the pepper Doma. There's three hundred and fifty people and it's such a big thing it feels like Fewer makes on his AAC huge huge rowdy very rowdy lan. The camera people were all. Just tell us like if you do this in. La La like everyone's blase there are seat fillers the regular season. Yeah did you have signs telling them to react. No just just ended up being kind of crazy plus the spicy game show thing. I do remember like one point Because in the final game it's the sort of time thing and that's what leads is to somebody. Went in two thousand five thousand dollars prize. Yeah right so it's like five four three two and they this team got it at the last second the place exploded like a four game and somebody. Yeah so the game is just. It's naturally exciting. That way plus the people were super into it. They're all hot ones fan so it was very much like felt felt like we were doing a concert for hot. So you so the format you give him the spicy. Do you go full spicy on these poor Tell me about the spicer over all these these people they walking in what are they. What are they faced with on the spice level? It's insane I mean it's I don't I think it is so crazy like we had a puking problem When we were doing we were probably like twenty percent off? I believe that in the show I haven't seen the sort of End Result of it but will probably like be a little bit more polished but it is a dangerous interest crazy show. We'd have medics come on. Every team even gets through the three rounds like it's not arguable. It's not something that you could do with a celebrity Amazon. Yeah we had that Little Joke Roy. We could never we can never feed this like X. factor sometimes celebrity edition episodes x-factor or or fear factor. Fear factor. Yeah thorough so crazy. You're really eh even worse. Yeah as a fear factor connoisseur. I was shocked but they did. Stop doing the celebrity episodes and the celebrities like Chris Julio by the way it just as an aside one has episode and so I was very proud of him. He lost ear episode. But it'll live for those who you don't know was Your most tragic Interview Louis Interview was fine. It was just the collapse at the end. You know the the bravado got the best of coolio there at the end so did you have any Guests on the show who suffered the same fate of coolio. Any hospital rides any doctor visits. It's their right. No no no I mean on on the game show Oh Yeah on the game show. Yeah Yeah I think we had. We had medics on and say okay. You're talking about yeah right. I Dunno moment but Yeah we'd have medics onset they'd be having to they have to meet with. The contestants and commercial breaks all the time like taking vitals. Well it was pretty crazy. Anyone shit their pants Not that I could tell but you know it's it's a likely right when they do the the deep dive documentary. I'm sure that something like that. Will you know but it was not it was really it was really. It's such an intense show. It really is crazy And people are pushed to the brink like the the worst effects that I've ever seen of anyone on spicy food like top ten of around this game show like it's you know it's it's totally a different thing and I've seen some crazy stuff. What are you serving them? Is it just like from the beginning. All out it's not that much food so that's always what I'd tell the contestants and they're coming on because it is such a jarring thing nervous. Well they're not. The context of is insane. It's like okay. Hey you've never been on TV before We're GONNA put you in the middle of the pepper. Dome put a bunch of cameras on you. You like this spiciest wings imaginable. Is it the spiciest hot sauce on hotlines or is it different. Yeah it's hotter it's hotter than wow why why is it like proprietary something. Yeah the sauces are made for the show that was like a whole Rubik's cube that we had to solve I. I remember very early on even when it was just me and like a conference room and they moved the desk out and just drilling games and stuff and we'd have contestants and you know trying to figure you're out because if nobody react to the I wing can't be like hot ones. We're slowly right. They'll time nobody's making it to the first commercial ed wing so it comes out and such a crazy way jars people. They're back on their heels but I would. I would always say. Is You know we opened up the first act with a wing second act with the wing. The Third Act you're like going up this amount SCOVILLE and With every question you get right like the more money you get to keep eating higher. The altitude the tougher the climbs are the situation. So you have to win the twenty five k. you have to basically it's it's three wings in like a shot of hot sauce all all the way that the end. Yeah Yeah what do you call that when the windows Christian people like masturbate and then they argue late. What do you call that come on out? I'm talking what does it. Dan Isn't flat. flagellate it's when you whip yourself or sending. That's like what they're doing on. Yeah somebody should their pants. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure my pants. It's unrelated last week. He almost did the show Guys when I don't know early but I I when I don't poop before the show I always I'm turtleneck. King Turtle Making Right now quite turtleneck. And but you know people mock doc. I'm not GonNa talk about shitting too much because people always like let's go. Look there's gotTa be more to talk about Question have you. Was it hard to adjust to working on a television set and team and like process. Yeah because it's totally different. You know on hot ones just like here. You know you have such a small team. You know Five six people in your orbit and you know You're kind of calling the shots on down sort of thing and so that's a A lot of ways. How hot ones is and then when you do get this thing there? There's a lot more moving parts. I remember when we took the picture for like wrap photo at the end of the game show is like wow it was like a full stage full of people if you can you know probably I duNno. It's it's like one of those things where it's pro. You know it could be like. I'm probably missing this number but I think you know like we ended up giving her around the holidays. Yeah more than that like probably close to a hundred hundred boots on the ground like people do. I don't know the busy stressed. Yeah they're all running around I but it is. It's crazy I mean I mean it's a huge set and then probably WanNa capture everything so there's a lot of cameras and the budget was no not. I don't know it's probably probably at least at least twenty five thousand for the for the Dang prize and then That's got one hundred people working eh. Hundreds two hundred thousand three hundred thousand maybe That's Kinda like the minimum for thousands of minimum. Yeah locate you John Evans. We've come a what about the Ip you own the IP Nah. I don't touch the I don't have you know the IP is Locked in a box with me and the outside but but I'm not a you know. Is that a problem. No not really I mean I think you know at this point we've been doing it for so long and You know who knows where it goes or like how big you always just feel like you catch etched lightning in a bottle so like month over month just like build on that but I don't know what if you think about it. In terms of like your Caribbean like a much longer time period like is this one project of many is everything you know what I mean and if it is I mean ultimately like You know maybe I'm an idiot for thinking this way but I was just lucky to end up here like this position and I'm a chicken wing talk show host and stuff's pretty good. So then you you start thinking about that. And and Healthy way to look at it if I was of course the only way but if I was because what you may you are you and your partner Chris Right Right. WHO's so Chris Can we could you just say hi on. ESPN he looks like No. I've seen them Those who know no Chris he's he's not so he he is the You guys are partners. Yeah right So if I was you guys yeah I can't imagine we'd take some notes because you guys are hot ones. You guys made the show. I mean uh I just I don't know who has got to be as complex right. Okay you might say it's complicated. Yeah well you know it's That's that's talk about the context of media. I mean Tim of the TV the TV show for lucky enough back. It's going to be on I. It's you can always re-negotiate stuff now. Yeah exactly and It's it's the last time I saw you you were Feeling feeling underappreciated. Yeah I feel a little bit better. Now you're feeling appreciated. That's good at least there's a exactly I feel. Are you feeling more. Appreciated are much more. Appreciate it much more appreciate it last time we met. Yeah sure yeah and and well deserved. Thank you appreciate that Ethan. Very very well deserved and Chris. Chris are you feeling Very very very much more appreciated. Give me some. Put Your hands up if you're feeling appreciated what I'm good if you're more. Yeah he putting. He's putting on very high is he can. And that's an important thing to you know for Trista feel that you know. Absolutely we've fully. Will he be. That's what I was supposed to be. Yeah but no yeah yeah. What is Chris Chris I? Chris is is the mastermind behind first. We feast which before hot ones. I James Beard Award winning website and then Oh you know he's is the one who came up to me and like this idea. What if we like interviewed celebrities but had them eat increasingly spicy like really good chicken chicken wings over the interview and then I was like so what did he? What was your We were just. We're just chummy. You know we just had a good vibe good creative energy and We never really worked on anything before but we just had like a good sort of like a water cooler vibe I to each other and so you know we'd spent a Lotta time chatting and it was just off of vibe. And then he had this idea. It's not like we had high aspirations for it. Or anything muses like throwing this idea into the ether and then The weight had my year. It was just like so funny. I'm like we gotTA WE GOTTA strike is one of those ideas. Sometimes ideas are currently where I'm like. Oh that's genius but then you almost don't trust yourself you're like well social kind of stupid. Yeah that feeling. It's not like we ever thought it would end up in a point like this. You know like we thought we could be an Internet sideshow for a little bit and do this thing and have fun with it but we never but it sounds like you did have a very focused division in from the beginning. Yeah that's true. I think but that combined with the way. The audience rallied around it. You know and it's we didn't have a big audience at first but they were Colt Colt like there were so into it and they will. We can't wait for the next up. They had such an appetite for it. And that really is what fueled us. Because we're like okay. Well we can't just like cycle little through people meet scorching hot wings like if this is going to have legs we have to like combine this hook with it being a very fascinating interview show. They could stand on. Its own as an interview show if we can combine these things with the post production than we might have something. Yeah and then that started. Probably you know We started aligning with with Maybe bigger profile stars and all of that just kind of happened at the same time at a time. We're even you know the the youtube space is growing at all to happen at like a very specific time at you guys have big at this point. I don't even think you can have youtube stars anymore to be frank with the show. I think they are below your pedigree I thank you I I I think. I don't think you can post someone like me anymore. No no no no. Yes no I think that I think the move is that you WANNA keep A foot in both worlds. You know like like I kind of like having a name Emma youtuber you want on You don't want to you to them. I don't blame you I don't know but I'm but you know you're kind of You help me in this space. You know what I mean like. I'm you know like You you understand. I think the Youtube Zeitgeist and fabric guests sadder than I do. I don't know it's not yet but we've we guess yes. WHO WHO? Who would? Who Do you think would be the best interview? And then who do you think would know. I'm dead serious. I don't think you want youtubers on your show. So it's just that would be great as by. Oh Yeah Pudi PI CE. Is that too controversial for your show I I've never ever. I'm not that yeah you don't know but is kind of hard to get to yes. He's so busy all he's not here that would like I'm I'M GONNA genuinely try to think of like David. dobric would probably Hughes in We've hung out a couple of times and Yeah like I think on the short list you know. Look when you ask like what you like when you when you're in the position where like I've got shack available this week. I've got WHO's the one that's coming out next week? Margaret Margot Margot Robbie. And I've got David. It's like well come on John but but I think that keeping you know like one foot in the in that sort of mainstream mainstream one foot mainstream news Okay would you have on This isn't even that good of a game would you have on Okay what are we. We're not good at J. Station. He's like the new douchebag of YouTube He he he faked his girlfriend's death and then and then he brought beat but it was no she. He acted like she really died and cried and everything but she didn't also called her gross. Like Oh wow awesome. I'd watch that. Yeah Yeah I'll have to dig into dig into the guy. Yeah do some research recon John James Charles. But he's he's huge huge the makeup industries people things on Youtube to people so toxic. The fan base is like people generally get Gingrich. There's a lot of having on that. They don't like it does seem like when we do wars. Yeah there's it's a weird thing mainstream media people are always like cool. We Love Them. Yeah yeah well it is. It's a little strange. I mean Shane Dawson. Yeah I feel like that would hit right absolutely. I think he would shoot his band so I don't know anything about. This is what I have a feeling you would have to deal. Yes we got more questions. Were there That air that air there. Okay let me see so since last year on here you have achieved what nobody thought was possible. Will Gordon Ramsay. Yeah was that your biggest white whale your ultimate ultimate guest. Yeah I really. I really think that the Internet pure pressured us into a because I feel like he was feeling that same thing like he came in knowing that this was a day that would live forever on Internet because he went all out. Did the sketches. You guys did all this this crazy promo I mean he was all in with you guys. Yeah I mean it was one of those things like when we first started the show. That was the biggest request in gotten so big that it doesn't doesn't matter like I could post like a picture of me like Burger that immediate at a restaurant and all the comments are like getting word Ramsey. Show wasn't so much that you wanted him. It was uh-huh the fates had brought you both together. I always think of I always think of that in the show. kind of in that way. Is that You know the fact that you end up in this feedback loop with youtube like one of the good things about it is your audience can really tell you exactly who they want on the Joan. I'm sure that that even shapes an informed forms what you do because you can see who the audience is. And that's why the people watching it feel like a special action to the thing So I always I always. That's important to us not that like we need to do. Every episode exactly what the audience wants all the time. Because you know sometimes the magic of hot ones is that we we take somebody in showman and like you know that'd be amazing or for for John What he did for John Travolta. That's a big dead air how they didn't expect and breathe new life. Yeah that's suggesting is awesome would be awesome. Let's see my comments less random but worse but like Gordon you could tell it felt that morning You know I still remember is in. La is very cloudy. It felt like like a playoff game or something going to the office that morning. DOPP business trips sort of thing. Well they will let us half way on that for sure they were right right because that episode hit fifty million. Now he is. which is absolutely you know? Thomas was elected. Sit Face to face with Gordon Ramsay. Were you nervous to serve him. YEA WHOA yeah. We'll start with the food. Sure we'll the food you know I think he he'll play into that like it's not like he's GonNa come on a a hot ones where we have gotten a lot better served me. They were like very old. Yeah you carry came at a at a rough time and they were I sitting out for like three. Yeah we're still in our infancy but that's kind of cool though. is we go back so far. Were you the first youtube. Guess that we have I think maybe they no one had one other. I think I may be guys. I think you guys blazed that trail. I'm very happy after sly episode. We did yeah my favorite thing that we ever did but I will say that the wings were. Yeah if I if I was if they weren't slathered in a bacteria killing poison poisoning. Yeah we had a lot of those complaints surly on we have turned that around and so the wings that coordinate were the pretty good wings I stand. I am But he's going to come in there and he's going to like make fun of the wings at one point. I think he was even. I'm like. Is this expired. It says the bottle like that was just like was it really exposed me. That he pulled up wasn't even didn't wasn't even around he was he was making that. Yeah Yeah Yeah. But that's that's that's the Gordon Ramsay side and that's what makes him such an amazing entertainer but he's He was the teddy bear and was awesome to work with in. He's the man like I'm a huge fan. Yeah me too. I love his Shows wash every single Yeah when he left after was all done. Tell me did you guys all be like Oh. I can't believe that just happened. Yeah there's certain times or were just like hugging like we want something I mean. This is super bowl exactly so at at the end you know me and Chris went out immediately. WHO's like one o'clock in the afternoon? We're just like Grabbing old-fashioned the bar knew it was a masterpiece while it happened. Yeah the fact that it happened but then you do have a lot of pressure on that moment and on that thing But but we felt like we just executed it posted the video jubilation. Yeah and then we had like little teaser. Lots of teasers. We're getting crazy hype. Has Video. Dropped was the the media reaction was insane views right. Yeah massive like. I'll never something that we've never done before and and I don't know if we'll do it after fifty million. That's that's no joke. That's high level HSIEH's pre popular not a music video long form. And have you come on but that's all that was just the fans that was just like that. Was the Internet. Making that Happen Sean Evans despic- Spicy captain. We are going to take a quick commercial break. We'll be right back. We have so so so so so much. More dead air ahead uh-huh and aren't good content. 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DC's Merrill like I saw you guys Eating hot wings so now. He's just film. Oh man now that you've got Gordon Ramsay. Yep who is this. Next person that defeats you feel are are pulling you gravity gravity. Yeah I think like the loudest names now are probably like Keanu reeves or something all the time or will Smith I see him doing it Keno. Yeah Yeah Yeah. So that's that's right now probably the loudest name but then I'm like then you know I will send him just. I'm just trying trying to just catchweight wheels. While the times we're in well we'll Smith would be very mean tasked with the. Oh that's hot sort of have you You Know Billy Irish was on your show. I first of all I'm a fan. She's mega talent. My God it got its at thirty one million US in in what like six months. I mean we're the biggest episode. Yes it is yeah I was a little bit. Well I knew it would be huge like sometimes sometimes you know speaking of audience or whatever I remember when we drop that like you know our audience like Ho Ho like whatever but I was a norman. Yeah so we knew that it would be bigger than the hyper on it like we knew it'd be big but I didn't know it's that's crazy right. Yeah bigger than like Kevin Hart episode like whatever. So I'll tell you that the I think the third most popular shack at nineteen make sense to me which was one of the most memorable episodes of all time. We have some Big Mimi episode. Oh my goodness this is one of the top teams of the century. A segment on the whole. By the way how much a character he's awesome We went down to Atlanta to shoot with my podcast for playing this. I don't listen. I don't I don't touch the. Ip Lawyers recently only took down one of our videos worldwide block. I did I asked you. Oh I said Sean Complex done our whole entire podcast you did. I didn't get why why didn't understand what that meant and said can you do me a solid as a home or this side. You're talking it sounds like you did. I thought you were talking about. Got It being like a news event like they took down your video in Florida. I think it just sent to the wrong people. We Oh what is this. I was yeah I was like I don't know I like the there's there's The powers that be are taken videos down like get this up on the blog. Ace Adam well if I didn't understand and if far if our podcast gets blocked worldwide. I'm come and let you know. Listen you got the person on the phone right. You're pretty big complex organization. Yeah I I don't think I don't know if I am. I don't know but but like you know like I don't know who to you know to email about that. I don't think you don't have have a person that does your digital rights. You don't know who that is Cristiano. Yeah probably Chris Christie Chris. How're you Chris? How Highs Chris and the complex organization? He's first we feast. Yeah yeah he's a big deal. This is a big deal. Yeah Chris would know who to get on them if you had a problem. Christmas put on Chris. Chris Chris Chris to reach out to. You gotta hit me Ethan. Okay Okay Chris. I can help us Chris. What is your title within the complex organization what he say GM? I what is the general manager. Yeah General Motors orders. General Motors of I see oh chicken wings. So how many people do you report to Chris. I mean how many people are above you and how many people are above me tough question to answer the head of the first. We feast brand okay ladders into complex networks. So if you guys need something done you know you got a friend in a okay so wait so when when there's decisions made about first we feast do. Oh you need to go to anyone or or you're the the buck stops with you. We make creative decisions but of course there you know legal in you know your our revenue decisions that'll be collaborative but collaboratively. Yes okay and do you own a piece that Ip of I we yeah are you an entertainment lawyer. He signed up with you. Yeah I know some. That's the problem when you create a show like you guys. That's a runaway success. You don't get that you don't get the lawyer involved early enough because you you just don't even know at the at the time that came out like who's to know it wasn't like I think that The the things that made hot ones possible like a thing that could be successful. We're not things that even existed when the show started. Here's what here's my game plan for you guys and you're doing it right Chris. Or you're listening. He's all ears. This is for both you guys doing it. You're doing it perfectly. You get it so big you've got the TV show you've got. The show is already got this incredible momentum demento that's uncontrollable. That's when you say. We quit address me. I know this from people who have done this with the biggest. Ip's you can imagine that. I can't say but you know what I'm talking about. You say if we don't get a piece of the action we're done and we know they're going to say yes you can. Maybe maybe or go in with this attitude or I thank you. I think you'll just be like at some point. It's like a thing any point your body of work. You know that you feel fine turning turning the page on it. Yeah you know what I mean at that point I guess you seem content. I'm at life is good advice anyway no you. I think you're ever actually. I would say that you're saying you have gone to quite a bit while there. You have a dealer. Apparently you're wrong. Do you think I'm overstepping my bounds. You'll perhaps It's all right. It's it's this is just it's it's interesting but no I did too and I like this. I want to look after these guys. Yeah Yeah I think that that's where it comes from is sort of like the creative Flag you know that you're trying to fly in the MAC and Jerry Seinfeld didn't have a piece of Seinfeld. The guys were. Oh well. Yeah I made twenty million dollars. No SEINFELD'S A billionaire ULA. Well ain't Seinfeld well now yet. Yeah right right right but I can see syndication. Can you syndicate you to come on. We the people need to know what's going on here but you're happy that's what I care about thank you I appreciate them but that is true. Because that's what comes after us. This is just totally the wild west where it's true like nobody owns the pipes anymore. You know and people are able to pop from inside their bedrooms. Garages is there like with one camera or something and maybe you do end up in a position where something larger can be the sunlight and the water that helps that seed grow into something something bigger or maybe you don't need that so it's a good lesson to whoever's watching this that has an idea for the future like whatever in in a way to Lock it down on the biggest part you can while being strategic about how you can make grow so on the TV show are you just. You're getting a fee per episode. Is that that's how I usually work. Yeah Yeah exactly. Good at twenty episodes is a big order for the first season game. Shows are awesome. I always think about the Jobs and entertainment that no one ever leaves and it seems like no one ever leaves shown no one ever leaves a game show and that's because you can just did you shoot twenty episodes and like so you guys shot twenty episodes. How long do you shoot those We were in Atlanta for two weeks to do that. You know. And how long does that season can run a truth. TV It's up to that's up to people who you know not me but like yeah you can THAT COULD BE I. Don't know could end up like like on a game show you or whatever you can ended up doing like a years worth of shows and less than a month or so you know in a couple of weeks house. The schedule grueling. Yeah now it's crazy. It's crazy especially at that time. That was definitely. I'm probably in the middle of the busiest the three months that I've ever had in my life You still made it here so made of course. Of course I made here but Bunk thank you sean. Because we were ending one season had that like around the holidays break which you know most people would used used to spend time with family in the no no game show hammer that up and then Hambro like the next season of the show that we're doing now and so that was is all happening like one two three back to back so you're on the tail end of the extremely busy periods feeling a little but I must feel so productive feels good and then can also feel to like right now feels like all right or would you just shovel the driveway almost done and then it just like snows again. Yeah but it's all good stuff. It's all blessings just you know opportunities beginning other opportunities and then just trying to make the most of out out of all of them. I think that show's going to be hit. I can't wait to watch it. I'M GONNA. DVR that right. Well thank you appreciate that you know that work do you get views on. DVR Like does that count braiding right because they're big into DVR. Okay that's great yeah. DVR that wonder how they do ratings on TV. It's just a count that into the rating. Okay good because I was thinking about that when they do album boom sales and stuff and they're like you know what I mean I'm like I'll total bullshit. Yeah I'm kind of like. What is it about this? They these artists start bundling their albums then then when you buy something else and then accounts as a sale like you buy like A. Oh yeah you buy like a fucking towel a towel and they're like oh you get a free album of New Year's new albums phone update and then they then that counts as a sale. Wow all kinds of tricks so what I'm GonNa be doing for. Sean is setting up. I wonder if like set up a thousand you go into like like a best buy or something and then. VR Maybe DVR. Yeah I got. You won't need it though you. How's your love life? If you're a big star it's good. Yeah that's good talk Spandau. Yeah Yeah you know. I'm Dating Yeah tell me. WHO's the luckily I? You know like if you're following on instagram figure that out yeah What's her name the Tasha and how long you guys been dating Like a year and a half. Wow I have to say she's very beautiful. Thank you yes she is. She's a model. Yeah Ah Yeah. She's like a new Californian stuff. Did you win Miss California. Yeah Miss California the State and the Tores for the most beautiful women in Eh euro girlfriend won the title. Yeah Yeah who would've thought to her as MS Michelle finding. Yeah Yeah No. Yeah just Natasha. It's Crazy Sean Evans. Polling Myth California boy. Yeah I mean not dear handsome guy you dress well you look good but Yeah did you imagine yourself pulling Miss California. Now that's all I'm saying stuff but I'm like fuck I p Yes for longtime like. She does the same sort of thing like she's on camera in Soph- So we were just friends for a long time and then ended up You know you made a move to move on. You say I think it was like Oh I think it's just one of those things are just like hanging out and then we're just like just kept hanging out and then talk in the next day and then that turned into like a year and a half sorta nothing Jane thanks. It was her mom or you ask her out. Were you like hey. Hey I'm I'm interested in you like how do you moment. Oh I can't really I mean I think it was just Just I dunno just kicking it very very natural to ask for consent. Do extra work. Did you watch for the first time you guys had sex. Did you consent every moment. I'm still a virgin. Yes yeah I I'm assuming too much on Evans. Wow how far we've come spicy pod. Heart's racing over here. Are you in love. Yeah I'd say you guys tell each other you love each do you guys watch the bachelor. We watched the last night right. We forgot to watch. don't change the subject. Did it was a good APP. the guy he liked cut his he cut his face open. Oh right the famous golf cart and asked his glass against his head more on and then because they kept they kept click paying that he had this like permanent scar on his face but turns out he just walked into a golf club he just. He walked into a golf cart and then when he walked into the golf cart. Who's like stunned and then like slammed his glass against his said So we had this enormous Gash that they're trying to cover up the whole time. That's how I remember. There was helicopter rides. This is a good episode. You got to feel pretty good do that. That you're dating misspelt. I'm just looking at John Bachelor. This guy right here Yes let's cares and ever so you guys She you guys live both in New York currently no she lives in California but I oh I spent so much it's time back and forth. That is a lot of traveling but I'm on that I'm on that flight. I'm on that flight like every week. I hate you know so you live in New York. She lives in La. How often you guys get to see each other? It's like D- as many days as not like we'd probably I spend as much at this point. I probably spend as much time in L. A. as I do in New York are you gonNA move to. La was phone on here. Yeah Y. y you in your well Chris New York the whole operations in New York Chill Chewed York. So we come out here to shoot and then like sometimes like will travel with the editor. Whatever so it's a show that will just kind of like a traveling show so where my home base isn't all that important one way or the other but the whole operation is in New York? They fly first class. That was a that was a win. You know it took me. It took me years to get to that point Starting starting right now. Well you know what when they fly your ass stamp much you gotta fly in comfort. No total game changer. Yeah there's so many red is that you're like whatever but like not that not that it's like you know it's not a sob story and so is that in your agreement. They have to play first class now. Or is it just Yeah I don't know the I don't know the letter of the law in the in the contract or anything but I I feel like you've you've arrived. I feel like I have A. There's a good chance that when I check into my flight that the thing coming back is going to be a good a good seat increasingly. It seems to be going that way so it surprises you when you check and you don't know what your seat sometimes there's only so many there's only so many at the front and then we have to. We have to move so like last-second grabbed the next fly until you fly with the rest of the crew Well we have like in. La Crew Schouten la. A New New York who travels on the plane Maybe Crystal Travel Dom out the town. Yeah Yeah Yeah are you got something to do they call it this Sean. Close the curtain on you Chris. Literally he turns his head to not look at me and then yeah I go sit near the toilet. Yeah he's a loser goes. That's beautiful. What else we got? Oh Bill Burr was on he difficult. Be honest because he was like bill. Burr Yep Ruined my life and Theo's we talked about got it really. The Oban would happen. He's just he's just very difficult. He's thank we had a redemption redemption. Yeah which went. Well Yeah. It was redemption. Yeah I can hold redemption on the first time he put me on antidepressants literally. Whoa what yeah? It was that bad no way I swear to God How was your experience with Bill Burr? Because he doesn't care he doesn't listen. Yeah No No it was actually it was. It was good positive really positive experience like there's awesome anxiety because like you could go on Youtube and see like you know it's like the biggest bill burr him like destroying the but Nah it's pretty positive. This is a positive experience is You know I was definitely like a little bit. You know there's certain episodes that maybe you walk in. And they have a different kind of pressure to him and that definitely type felt like that. Yeah Yeah but Is a good shoot experience. Definitely how do you do with the wings to eat them all he will. He like he understands because I think hot ones at its core is just like naturally a comedy showcase so he understood the hook and it was like yeah. My thing is sweat through this thing. So it's not like he needed any selling on the concept like you like you understood it so he goes in there and I think he did find it like a novelty bizarre experience You know I think that It was it went like that was one of those. We're we're like high fiving at the end nice scarlet Johannesen. You even had on. Yeah I mean that's a list. Yeah how did she look in person. She's she's She's amazing she was actually like A. That was probably the most hyped. Sort of. After the shoot thing we've ever had went that well let's be crazy hard season to pull off like we're just just like a lot of you know just the can be a roller coaster Wants once they're in the production because it's just all moving so fast and then that was the last shoot of the thing and then everyone was going on vacation or scarlet so it had like so much on it and she was like amazing through it. Did you were you ever close enough at any point to smell her. 'CAUSE when you're sitting at that table it's just all you get a spice get does wings. Okay and did you say anything about me. I've just I've just trying to make obviously just being stupid Radio Badejo. That's exactly what it is. I just trying to make a laugh here Nat Natalie Portman. Did she say anything about me. I'm trying to yeah. I think she said she we asked about you. She subscribes Halle Berry. You had on actually Thinks she has a restraining order so she probably didn't mentioned me. No I think this is my dad. Joke Section Section Your Dad. Now these make you uncomfortable then just not yet. It's not that good. I wrote those jokes. Buckle up the thing is like I want you know. Yeah yeah buckle up Who I I'm curious? Would you ever have someone like Oj Simpson on the show. That would be epic. Yea I mean like there's a certain Internet eagerness of it all like kind of there's one of those things I don't know exactly it's I don't think it's worth it. What about our Kelly? He ever got out. How fucking after touch the the the The convicted Criminals episode. Yeah or dude. Criminal like Criminals version for sure like the. It's like okay. Heart one is called hot. Hot One. Dark Side Kevin Spacey. After dark. It'd be a hot ones problem. ansel canceled okay. Kevin Spacey. You have Bill Clinton you have. OJ Simpson obviously R Kelly. WHO ELSE HE LA bill cosby? ostby would be fantastic would you have. OJ On the POD. No I would have a combative episode with him. Okay ah I wouldn't be. I wouldn't have won. I prop but I'd have to be scared. He I think he would fuck and I think he might kill me. I won't be scared but I don't think that he should may on any show. You trips me out. I see women. I saw video of him at a club dancing with women. As you know he killed his wife wife Fray right like when it becomes like your fucking around with Oj. That guy killed his last wife he got her head. I I don't know people always always have those fans that will be in denial wherever I guess like R Kelly. I'm sure still has fans do you. Think R Kelly lost them all Dan. Yeah maybe there's only there's a couple of Michael J. You you would you touch Michael Jackson. The topic of Michael Jackson. Jeff opinion about about that. Or would you say I have no comment. Yeah I mean well if you don't have your throat but I don't know I don't say anything. Yeah that's that's I have no. Yeah let me help Eh. He'd be a great hot ones if he was alive. The meltdown of that'd be amazed Well do you have anything you want to ask you. Are you gonNa tell him about who's our guest Or did you yeah. I'm just having a really awkward moment already. So you once asked me. Who Do my dream get would be hot ones? Do you remember who what I said. Who would you say? I don't Remember Papa John O.. But guess what I've Been Papa. John's come in. He's coming here on what they next week. Monday Sunday coming next Monday. That's my Gordon Chang. Book about Dude. So Weird I don't even remember how I remember. A fan randomly emailed us. And he says you guys Papa John the Rio Papa. John made an instagram account. And we're like that's where we click. It has like literally twenty four hours. His his HAMELS. Like the Real Papa John or some shit like that but then there's some photos there that it was like around Thanksgiving and eh. Yeah some of the photos were like. It looked pretty personnel. Like you see the family or whatever every table did reverse image searches that ensure anywhere. Okay follow drop a DM A papa. big fan and then this person starts responding to me and I'm thinking I'm being trolled and so I keep saying make you have to make store. You have to make a story saying. Hey this is papa with your face and He funny he keeps. He doesn't quite get there like Mexico goes. Hey It's Papa it's me he but he isn't say hey it's like h h three. It's me am still wondering. Where's all this Kant worship coming from? But then he eventually made one. That said Papa Papa blessed shoutout to Ethan from h three production and that's when we knew we were doing the real papa. WHOA and so he's flying out anyway? Yada Yada Yada We have a long illustrious We we have a lot in common. We talk we talked on the phone for fifty minutes. I was giving him some customer feedback because getting there's a epidemic pies papa. John Pies going out on sliced just one piece. That's what's happening right now. That's an epidemic is epidemic. Wow so he's coming here to talk so we talk shop and pizza. Yeah something I know a lot about so he flies out to. He's flying on his private jet. I offered them to fly. I don't know why you made me do that either. Because I'm mike he's Papa Johnny the billionaire. He's got his own. You'll goes just off. I might want this guy to come here so I don't want it to seem like where I scan so much of damn climb coach so anyway. He's flying his His private plane out to Burbank. Just for the show all coming here to the tree. podcast Studio Papa. John There's a whole pop up pizza conspiracy. That's been mounted against him. Sean well you guys got to get to the bottom. Yeah And as the master interview are like for you to pitch me some questions if you have Um I'd have to dive into that. But he seems to be really in a moment. He's having he's an open book to think. Well what is probably you know. I'd probably feels like he lost things. Anything that's how he ended up here. I said to myself the only chance Papa John ever come on the show see if he loses every yeah there you go but I think you know is my gut is to just be like just give him space you know. He's probably not a lot lot to get off his chest. I wouldn't try to get too granular in the interview. I'd be broad and then just sort of like sit back because this is probably just been spending a lot of time stewing and absolutely you know what he's supposed to on it's just him in the wilderness. Pro You live. Oh I don't he's in like like fucking Montana I know but a stay like that Ohio. He's like Papa John's a super-rich right. Yeah he's a billionaire yeah or very close to it but he's just picturing himself out in the out in the Snow Kentucky. He actually owns the biggest house in Kentucky. I read so he's so I think I'll have have. I don't know if if I ordered Papa. John's pizza will that insult the man is that a way he's a major. He's a majority shareholder. Still still in a piece of the Pie. Even if it is on slice is he worked up about the UNSLEEPING. Oh yeah he did we. It was the message that got him to respond and tell him what happened to us when he was damning him and ordered Papa John's pizzas. We had a pizza taste test. And the Papa. John came on slice. And there's a picture of me holding up on slice pizza like this but it's bigger than just that that wasn't just like a one time somebody. Yeah some people now. It's been happening to them too old. And it's a piece epidemic. Are you scared about the corona virus. You know. I started off a good question. I've been thinking about it because I did start off you. You know you you watch the nightly news or whatever and you're like oh great they got another virus or something you know and then they'll be like you know six people have died and I'm always like you you know I don't feel like that's like enough to and sometimes they're giving out like vaping statistics and they're like fifty people in like a billion people are doing that so like pretty good That sounds about what. I'd expect it to be ballpark it so anyways like with this growing viruses. That's how I started Nathan told Chris I'm like it's another Another scare tactics thing you know. Now this is more just like fear being sold to sort of thing but I don't know now I don't know now more develops the more developed. The I'm starting to back away from my position. Yeah well it's it's worse than SARS. It's far surpassed the infections that SARS had already SARS and thirty three days infected as many people will as corona did an eleven days and now skyrocketed pass it less lethal but much more contagious and most dangerous of ball Sean. There's two week incubation period. In which the virus can spread SARS could only spread. That's a symptom. Oh Oh yeah window. And five million people left Wuhan before the quarantine was imposed everywhere in the world. So we shall see but you'll be fine only like your grandma will die from as she's very she she missed. That boat already passed. Yeah I'm sorry for your loss. I've had time I says but act go back. You know the real risks though is that because so many people get ill is. What's happening? Wuhan okay the facilities acivities get overwhelmed and nobody can get medical care for any reason is there's so many say you're in this wormhole. I'm all fats I was. I was extremely worried. It is in the in the and I've proven to be right so far you got all this twitter constantly falling. Yeah what is your. What's your news and take like these days There's this dude Dr do it. Okay no on news I I watched I I like raw. I like Robin quivers. Howard stern yeah? She's okay his money you know I listen to. ABC News their hourly hourly for the headlines. I don't I'm not into deeper. You know that you know I. I was just worried about you. You know what I mean because sometimes Ramsay sometimes people can have like a real appetite for that for the headlines and no I don't get so wrapped up and it's just the corona virus really interest me. Because what I was seeing was was very alarming but people didn't seem to be taking very seriously but now they are 'cause like that's that was me. I was flipped because like the world. Health Organization wasn't declaring an emergency. which was was alarming? Me They did People were not you know stopping flights to China which they're now doing so. I'm feeling better. Now that the world it has finally realized and by the way the people in China are full. The people in Wuhan Bro. Fifty million people quarantined are fun fact. China's fucked fucked. I don't know what's going to happen. I feel awful for those people. Well that's pretty much all we've got here Sean tell me tell me. Ultimately it note to circle back if you found out you had the corona virus. What would you and you had five days to live? What would you be will would you do? Would you say would you hit Vegas or something and just Just crash and burn. But maybe maybe I don't know maybe go to a national park and like soak it all in Probably more my vibe but national. Hopefully it's the thing I don't have to. What is your girlfriend more interested in? Would you bring her are. Obviously you got flame out together you know. Would she be more in Vegas or National Park National actually tough call. That's A. That's a coin. Flip flip for sure. Maybe it's time for both. Yeah that's true. I what would you drink corona for the Koran of. Yeah I think you have to think gorilla. They're all GLINKA CORONA. I WANNA I've I've been wondering corona like the stock price of krona's been tanking gain because who wants to corona now in this day. Yeah but maybe secretly. It's because now consciously craving corona. Because you would think corrupt you know the guy who's doing Mark Corona his springs just spinning right now Tori. How can I use it so you got any other big ideas you got the hot ones? Yeah got the hot wings. You've got the spicy. You have any other. I mean you guys. You guys have proven when you've got ideas you got some mouse Maybe you obviously you. You're you're afraid to share you don't want someone to steal. Yeah Yeah you do that up. Do you have a list of good ideas. There's like Sometimes you have. I think I have a list of dumb ideas and then Can we bring Chris in here. Chris come I'm in here. Come on bring the. He says he's working back there. Do come back. Chris always stop being so productive. Get in here. He's not moving. Hey this is good now getting Chris. Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris. Are we all set up here down here. Have a seat right here. Yeah yeah I know it's been come on. It's been good what's been tough. What's been tough? Tell me what's been tough. Michael Jackson Michael Jackson six Kelly. It's good stuff doesn't has I think you're right. You should curb though is a really funny episode about it. Yeah no we Yeah yeah a friend of mine wrote that Maga- joke doc. The first episode away Larry used the MA. I love it out of hanging out to hang out so Chris tell me you're often on camera. Is this your first time sitting down. You've done interviews before right. Yeah Yeah but not of this caliber like this. Thank you very much noticing. Mike caliber some local news. You know the g so the phone where I am but GM so how long you been with complex seven and a half years and how long you been will complex five or six. So were you guys become friends once. You join complex or wants Or were you guys friends before just when Shawn came to complex so I came to start first first we feast it was like. Here's a computer in a phone. Start a brand how do you how did you become that guy. Like how did they let me hear. It was kind of at that moment when food was becoming more relevant culturally or like in pop culture. And I've worked in food. We kind of grew up loving the stuff that complex although ironic in this in this case nepotism seemed to have worked pretty well. Sometimes it'd be pretty happy with that bad rap. They say hire people you know right. Yeah also if your boss is your brother it's a good situation something can just not listen Yeah so what's your brother's position he's he. He moved on. Yeah he's moved. Yeah although he was very supportive of and the brandon stuff but yeah it was fun to work for my brother. Wow so you so tell me about the rise of the hot ones brand. Because you as you're saying you came in one one man one dream one computer one God and One god Allah or Galway the decision of questions here. Vipers create the Alternate Gordon. Ramsay correct answers only so so. Tell me about the editorial website you know. We were like busting out twelve blog posts a day in the lady writing no video whatsoever when we first started making video so it was like you know sh behind the scenes chefs in the kitchen. It was like not hopping. There were tons of people doing the same thing so it was like a hail Mary like. Let's do something completely different. Let's leverage the fact. We're in complex. Where like wrappers were coming through the door? Everyday like beginning this show so many rappers or on the show and Sean was kind. Kind of like this breakout star of the complex news universe. You are Jarver's four hot ones. I give you go back and no interviews. Were excellent before. Obviously they always in my mind. Been One of the great interviewers of our generation. Of course. Yeah you recognize talent. Clearly I mean I I don't have any like we just like Sean said we've vibe. I pitched it to him. He thought it was funny. And we'd never knew what it would be. It's just a good example learning you know example of if you just care that much like keeping keep crafting it like go to the first episode Tony Yale. It's totally goofy. Just like the Rowett goofy questions. I think Shawn's already told you this but we weren't even going to have sean eat tony. Ao uh-huh from G unit was like. This is weird like can you. You've got to eat with with me because I don't want it to be this kind of like cereal. Learn Yeah Yeah. We thought it was a goof anymore. Wow you helped us zero in on the right concept and Sean doing it like imagine. Sean forcing Scarlett Johansson to eat. It never finished watching been weird interesting. You guys figure that out on the first episode thankfully thankfully but that's like that's so weird is looking at how it was built that way or like in every sort of every sort of way I mean. Look look back on it now and there had to be ten million. Coincidences happened in lineup. The exact same way to work out by the way you know where I kinda wanted to be. If got pulled into this room where Joji was for Post Malone your face versatile uh-huh I don't need any more on. Thank you for noticing that episode. That was a good one. He really got me good with that face. So first we feast was the first video content. You guys produced I for our bump. Sorry hot was the first video content you guys produced not the first but there's there's a bunch of stuff but the first thing that Kinda like bubbled up you're like were you media like. Oh set the tone for everything we've done since you know the Burger Show and go coaching and for my engine right like it was the right articulation of food meets pop culture we kind of moved away from being a food. uh-huh and what was the first big gas. Were you guys were like. Oh Shit Yeah I mean when we first started. It wasn't a big view thing you know we used to joke. We're like wow meeting like some extremely spicy wings for for not much. How many of you were you getting? I I don't know like maybe twenty thousand there's like put it up and like maybe the next day it'd have like twenty thousand views but the first one that ran it up was the key and peele episode. That was that that was that was a and I think we woke up to near a million views or whatever something that was never something that was like fifty x ex- anything that we'd ever done but the machine gun Kelly episode while. I don't think the views were crazy. That was the one. I think that galvanized US yeah just him doing laps like expanding the table being crazy. And kinda like I'm thinking about this field special a probably the first long shoot like the first ten winglike concept onset banged out or the second one and I remember like while it was happening. I was like this is insane. Like what's going on in this room like it just seemed like good. Internet was happening while Allie was happening and And that's what I was like. This is a show that needs to that needs to happen. I think that to the audience responded to that where there were like then had had an appetite for whenever we were put out. Probably the last time we did GOTCHA question on. We tend about 'em dating ambrose and he's just like like fuck you Well look at you. Two one computer one dream at two guys in ten wings you ever eat the spicy wings. I I Work with our guide Noah at hedonist And we develop sauces with him and we'll develop the lineup each season. He sausages that he brings to the table. He grew of the hot sauce world. So I'll do it. He'll Chamo- catches yeah or walking and it'd be like their wings wings opened up a bunch of bottles of hot sauce just like in this dark room together. Is Your Colon Sean. It's good I clean bill clean bill now. Maybe it's like cleansing me or something because is The doctor was like very impressed as my vitals. Does it get easier or does it. Not I think that The way that I look at it as I always know what to expect a lot of people when they get when they go on the show they panicked. Because it's the spiciest thing I've ever the bomb really. You guys do that by design. The bomb is by is not on purpose. That was just accidentally a thing. You always always always as effective because you even if someone good would suffice. You need that doubt one moment that starts the epidemic and it does hit everyone. Yeah Sean have you ever once in your career. And don't you lie to make allegation the I know it's coming you make sure he's honest with me Eh. Have you ever put less spicy sauce on your wings. Not once or being sick. Maybe when feeling well maybe diarrhea or you you go through it you go through it. I believe you. I'm telling you there was excitement. And there's always. There's I've often accused of that. Well yeah they don't make gate was a whole era and it's finally conspiracy that the links were not hot that they I didn't have any hot sauce on them. And also that only the guests had spicy wing. It was like pervasive. Because Sean doesn't uh he doesn't show but you really have. You can't show every time when nobody cares about sean sweating. Yeah exactly. It can't be this show already. You know just in this dark room ten sauces and you she can only be self referential to I have to say the nibble well not. I don't first off you do out there. You just being here I mean you do. Ah I'll try to mirror the guest but the thing about it you do okay. I can't sit there if we're just both like through wings together to you want to keep the rhythm of it. I know you must have a really some people can just done. Do you have that. You have like a technique or anything split. The I don't I don't have any like swag with it or anything But like in the interview you WanNa keep the rhythm of it all and So if I was just sitting here like cleaning every couple of minutes steering in each other's is like cleaning cleaning wings you think he has mirrored. The guest is a nice move. He's got like there's nothing for Sean to prove in terms of eating but I would say this even people who bowed out Shawn's always eaten all ten he'll continue thanks that's legit even Dj Khallid. I I remember the only people that Bitch Dow. Yeah did anyone else like Bitch L. A. Cal. He stopped it like three. Like what kind of were you were you just so this appointed when he ate before. Yeah he did. Oh yeah he does that. That's basically before that it was weird as a a different time but I enjoyed that shoot like that to me. Felt like what's his. We needed. That episode we need. We knew people like that. You know and I started collect we love we. Do we do like internally again but me and Chris love we loved that episodes episodes so as a as arbiters of the Internet. Do you think there should be a DJ couch. Redemption callous kind of not that interesting anymore. But what about in the context of a hot ones round too. I would think so watch I will watch the mother loving the table. Is he interested because he probably gets for that. I think it would be great bringing it to him. Yeah I think is there anyone what else who would be on a redemption episode the Hall of Shame would we don't like using saw him anymore but we do put it up there for the joke is he's the the most extreme everyone else kind of went for like low. Yadi had never eaten hot so his age is harder than most people's wrote to the end but he hit the bomb. Yeah he hit the bomb. The thing is once you hit the bomb us kind of got the worst of it. Yeah but you don't know that. Psychologically you're like I just ate that and there's two more that's the thing that people are faced with ricky your face bows out about that makes sense and it yeah. It was such a way that it had workout. Yeah you know. I don't think it's like it's I don't think I think the only person who truly needs redemption. Yeah right I think that's yeah yeah back then. It's so funny. Put Engine Boys Hands Right right and you guys met Adam. Yeah yeah it was a very sweet man. I really can't say about things again. Did My favorite anecdote from that meeting is that it catered it with his finger Lickin and He has like a bunch of housekeepers and servants at his place and they made him a plate of food food with like a real plate and silverware and they made him a huge fucking play. Doh can stack borough and like a huge thing of red velvet cake and with like Emphasize you know porcelain plates of where and then everybody else had to use plastic and Dan Paper and just thought and I just thought it was funny that he was only one that got to use real real because he had his whole crew there. Yeah he's he's got a huge policy so everyone was kinda picnic style but he was certain. I had at the table with the real silverware and eating. I think that's somewhat yeah. Yeah I'm working way. I'm working with the separation of a beef with Sean. What and I don't know thy avoid the voice this to you last time you were here but when we did our episode you encourage me Sean to take nibbles did I and I? That's how I remember. I want an and I got back because I wish that I would have eaten the whole wing. No because I didn't feel very challenged just by it but now watching it back. I realized that when you eat the whole wing. Obviously it's way more spicy. Yeah I don't think we were taking nibbles. Isn't throwing them away. Well I don't think that would have been. I think maybe there is something lost in translation there but I think so but I still blame. But that's but I never do you. The only thing that'll do because there's always like little Powell before and so which is kind of crazy. We'll have some huge high profile celebrities like be like so so nervous about the thing that's going on you know so. There is like sort of a a pep talk that I'd do to try to calm the nerves and I'll let them know him eating along with them. Let them know that we're interview. I that this is A. This is a Disruptive Element in that and. That's it does it fucking weird over here but I think I like I. I don't think I did that Ethan. I think I'm running the tape bag. But do I have to eat the whole thing. I probably would have been like no no. You don't have to eat the whole thing. Maybe maybe with something like that. Yeah must've been well. I think I said do you eat the whole thing. Yeah I just nibble it and throw it away. Don't you put those words in my my. So where a guy. That's what you said. Eh You guys ever fight creatively brothers ready for a long time. We you guys ever crave conflicts. Not that much to be honest now now sometimes probably a level of Sean being annoyed at being asked to do many things on behalf of the brand. But he's a you represent Kareem talent. Now Yeah I don't know we're very simplistic. Oh and have been in Lake Kinda built this thing together so going through that process in the trenches. You can't fake that. Yeah and then I always think like even if I'm I don't know it's like a relationship like seriously like sometimes like all right. Let Chris Win that one. You know what I mean like if I'm not like a hundred percent against something or whatever and then very like Chris is a very good whisper whisper to me you can call them like rough seas at times and then Sarah Honda. WHO's ebling you shout out Sarah? Honda Yeah we just work for her. Yeah basically puppet master in both of us. Yeah Sarah what we're GONNA do on the show and what Eh. She was emailing you to get emails. o another celebrities to ask about me. You come goes for almost every episode. Okay him you represent the company's interest you work for complex uh-huh so I'm just trying to understand where the conflict is so like. Maybe Sean is requested to do a brand placement or something. That he thinks is a little corny. Yeah stuff like that or you know do stuff on social media come to this event so that we can kill ourselves with different partners things like that and you're look a lot like every year more and more is going right. Sean is of course you the faith and you think it's it's AP at sometimes too much posting hosting now I think I'm just being diff- sometimes I'm just like can I just go home after you know it's right but I'm just being like cranky about it. You're you're you're the talent God damn it yes. Sometimes I'd be a good luck if you can like get on stage and do a tedtalk at like this all so you like doing. I'm so busy I was like another one of any of that shit. Yes so bad at doing that. Stuff do stuff like that so just technically his boss. Yeah I don't think about it that way I mean Sounds like a yes allen who is no. I wouldn't say that it's a total collaboration yet. Collaborative effort you're certainly not his boss. No I'm not I'm a lone wolf out and my own year contract. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Our editor calling are just in their room. Yeah hanging Out Classics. That's the thing. Yeah I just I'm kind of I'm not in any meetings. I don't respond to any emails. You know what I mean. I just like the pebble in front. Like here's the next guest and then you start paying that through and then sit through the edit and Just stay so attached to the show. Are you going to be involved with shows successful the full and I don't have to do. That's actually really good as talented. Just say focus on. Yeah what that tunnel vision exactly. So that's what I'm allowed to do right now in in the tunnel vision more than I ever have been like since we started this and it's been awesome. That's really I was like all the you're you're doing all the crecy and stuff I imagine a lot of it because it's so that's really hard to juggle always always to keep that away from Sean. Should be thinking about that. There's enough that's a good deal. Yeah no he's who the execute executed game show wants to be good. That's a smart producer. It they're no good man Sean. Are you still going to be involved in the of the show. Yeah I mean I don't know there's that's the thing is I can't well. You already edited you. Were you're involved on the twenty true TV shows from. Yeah no that's That's different once you end up you you know. Then that's so much work it'd be so much it would be so. I'm so happy those guys not doing. Yeah it's it's it's just a totally different thing. Yeah base and once you end up with those big ships involved in stuff then yeah you know right now. Sometimes you can feel that you're in control control of the thing all right. We're in control of the h three thing. We're on top of it and then sometimes maybe you feel like it's a big wave and you're just like a part of it and so sometimes like you know you like you can feel like that in hot ones where it's so big and then you're like Oh feel like at one point. I felt on top of it and now I feel like I'm in it or some interesting Metaphor yeah well Chris. Were you involved in television. Show EP yeah. Yeah so what is what is that until will the biggest part was like articulating the DNA of hot one to make sure that it carried through from our show like we're working with people who have experienced making television which we have zero. Have we ever made a game. Show that so. There's a lot of seating of You know the creative to to them and they were awesome partners but to me the most important thing was like make sure Sean looks good. Make sure this represents crackly. I love this. Yeah where's where's my person. Make sure looks good. He's worked actively every episode to make me look as bad as possible. The audio doesn't work. They are no me when I say wrong. Wrong Shit there's There's a certain level of professional physician that has happened here since last I was here. It's more buttoned up over here. Oh Yeah Eh. How's your love life credit? You are married. How long you been married Well like four years since we had a wedding. But we've been together for fifteen or so. Congratulations that's beautiful. True Love Kids Not yet hopefully good. Yeah how old are you little oh baby spice lords six. And what's a good Asia introduce a child too spicy food in the womb. I guess my my wife was on NPR's how I built this podcast yesterday. Yeah now I can dunk on her. With H H three one. She started started her own company. It's called Enamel slower. It's a professional women's clothing company. So women should wear 'em move flourish during the week. Maybe fresh on the weekend. Yeah I got a call up Bow Power couple. Would you consider yourself to be a member like that term. I would never WANNA be On like check out our apartment type of you know video you probably have a dope apartment right. It's all right it's been there I love it. It's probably it's it's like it's extremely upper west side where we used to live. Yeah for a year we were on third and Columbus. Yeah seventy fifth and West End while why we were neighbors. How many how many bedrooms two? Okay let's like a ten million dollar spot there. Are we going to dinner. You get tired of flying all the time. Oh Yeah I don't even always come can't make it on goes back and forth feel new L. A.. What happens then you have to be said but I'm not leaving New York? I'm not leaving. Yeah well I you work there. Yeah over tenure life. Yeah but like maybe. There's a way to do it like both. You know if you spend so much time back and forth like that's the thing that I'm thinking about now is awesome. Yeah exactly yeah you have to drag me off that damn yeah well this is a real treat getting you grabbed grabbing me. Yeah absolutely you guys are great team. I love you both. Thank you guys have always been close into our brand. Your episode was a big moment and then it kind of opened the doors for. I refuse to get deeper in the youtube space. That's very that's how are we grew our channel looking not only hot ones. But all the other shows youtubers and kind of like built it out from there that's beginning cut an IP. I think you'd be. You'd get it before us. Yeah well it was. It was an honor to The I mean I was honestly I. I'm like I don't do other people shit. I'm just. I think I'm just not get that I get that. Do you think you want to control the thing just stressful stressful. That's the only reason you know I was going to ask you guys to be on the Burger show. But I'll I'll do that. It'd be fun. I would love to do the burgers show you know I really want to do. Yeah Yeah Oh yeah. You're right and Tom. Tom Com did it and I wash those like man. That's fucked up. I should have done it in and out verse Shake Shake Shack. And he said the in and outs better and online. And we're like no way you're finding girls so I say this with peace and love. He's folks. Tom Really fucked that up as a fan Of In and out I can say wholeheartedly and in fact that that shake shack is better like the saving a debate. Am I right now. Like I was always shake shack and I. I didn't love in and out but every every time I go I'm kind of I think like that classic the my problem with shake shack. It's too rigid. Had that buttered bonding and it's like so it's like yeah. It's like it's good. You need a shower after shape right. What I'll tell you and I agree? I don't like that they grease that outside of the Bun. It's like dude I I. I don't need Greece on the outside but at the same time I'll take Greece over a dry bun like dry. Bread is denied Michelle. Go ahead go go off and do not eat than eat. Dry Bread Debt Alvin chi-lan pylon. Who hosts the Burger show is from la though and he taught me this trick of you? You know those little banana peppers they have night off the top then you pour the juice Burger kind of Lubar Kayla. Everything interesting very cool. If I was on the Burger show what would it look what do you. What do you guys want to do? What's your yeah? What other topics can we see vegetarian? Stuff to stop. Turner Mike Off Dan we could. We could do viral Burgers we could do international burgers. Who can do you know? International world is our oyster I'm trying to think because so for me. Sometimes can we include the Little Mini Candy Burger. Sure okay. Galley Best Burger in Encino. Keep it local shick shack so but I I don't like when people they get these big fancy burgers and they put like pineapple and onion rings and all the barbecue sauce. It's just the more you add. The less it becomes. You can go out with a show meat cheese bun that Nice. That's it simple sometime tall and it's like how do you take a bite of that and it's just not good. I sometimes not even cheese. We'll maybe we we should eat over the top looks burgers would you guys and you can just that that would be performed on most ridiculous. Yeah yeah well. We'll blow the budget. And just attack your philosophy unburden. I like it ended up liking the most simple one that you can also for. No No. That's true you never know for me. The Perfect Burger high fat content. You know you you you you. It's high fat little I'm go ahead and and correct me war wirtschaftswoche. Were put a little of that and there there you go. You're talking Gordon Ramsay. You Go. Then I like the smashie British people like to do the Tax Man Smash Burger. I liked the smash technique. That's my favorite. And then that's it you call today. Put a little manage to. If you're a little bit weird wild tough to argue the whole. Now would you guys it. We'd onion or without. I like grilled onions raw. Cut through everything. It's just like coming out raw fucking and can-do ron think it's like sex without the condom raw. So when are you planning on having kids. You're getting your thirty six. You said Yeah time how old's your wife same age will come on. She wanted kid so very active with time. I wish you I'm happy for you guys. Thank you. We're trying to have another one. We'll come to your for chips. Oh you and I was hoping to meet shredder. 'cause I got who's ninety pounds so when they're that much much of a disparate weight and height with dogs they get along. There's nothing to fight about big dogs throat all know really. What kind of dogs he? He's a golden retriever. Irish setter mix. Whoa what a beautiful exotic animal is a beautiful dog? Big Boi along. You've been dating Sean. Nice that's a good amount of time thinking of moving living in. Well I I. It's hard. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah See. These questions are making uncomfortable. These kinds of questions questions. Who are you? Don't mind talking about it on kind of open book but you're open books. Yes some things have totally totally think through before it can. Yeah I got no surprise. There's no immediate training in our. Well you guys have accomplished so much. I admire you both all of your chievements talents. A team a Dream Team credible talent and crow producer. The world is your choice Ter- and let me tell you in one year when you've got complex by the balls and I'll tell you what that TV show going in season two or three which will be you guys. Just walk the fuck out. Hey I'm serious. You say listen you need to get like an insane manager agent or the same agent no We know this guy yet. No Yeah we do we do okay. But I'm not gonNA yeah now downturn this up during this on you either well I well you can asked me whatever you want but but He's he's not getting you any. Ip Cut. I'll say that I mean I wish him. Well you need someone who who will like Put a horse head in their bed. You know what I'm saying. Whoa I'm just saying you gotta get that you know you guys are GonNa get the piece that action user? Thank you then now always appreciate you know like we've We've been behind the scenes. Always we always chat. We always chat that so you know people know that but yeah yes sean should come on your shark. You're bullish is it. Then it's like when we need a contract. There's like should I just write it actually know Ethan lawyer either a good to see good bad cop. Bad Cop yeah. Yeah actually I think internally backup. I'm good cub. I'm like the. I'm the Good Cup until I turned the bad cop. And then I'm the Eh but outside of Organization Home Fuck Room like I'm talking about our employees cloy and people within our satellite but when it comes to closing deals and shit outside yeah we. That's yeah we're not by US. Yeah that's okay. Well if you want to give you want me to represent you just let me know if you're hired what else what else to say. I think the show when it's so hot ones the interview show this Thursday. Actually all. I'm excited Margot Robbie. Were back from Mir. Wow the game show will be February eighteenth and then just run in tandem everybody. DVR A break into TV store and set them all. Maybe not parents said their multiple did. Did you see the Justin bieber begging his fans to to stream his new. That seems to be like a thing. I've I've seen a couple of those. I've never seen anyone our rate like post on their platform. Hey guys set it to repeat all night put it on mute or whatever like Wow Justin Danner Dana like we always talk about that type of stuff or when they they try to get like breaking instagram. Likes record or something. Yeah you know the notion that the audience would be interested in helping them. How they are generation are are easy to me? I like your jacket I also know Gonja I. It's beautiful. Yeah you're a bit of A. Are you a bit of a once a height beast for Europe you appreciate if I have Like trickled down good sneakers and stuff because my brother has always been in that world. I notice you're rocking I ask Sean on. DM's because I saw you were in this. Oh no I thought it would look at that got mixed reviews. What did you think about it? I like it book review sweatpants based on quality or appearance appearance too garish. Some some say. Where'd you get that it's fire? Yeah so well thank you. I know but you can get the whole sweatsuit. Yeah same pattern. I was to slow on the I. o You tried to get this well I actually really like no. I am not wearing see now that I wear them a lot. Yeah me too there. One of my faves. Yeah they're kind of snobbish. He told the story on Instagram to like this was was made by monks. There was like bullshit made in China. You know what I mean. Yeah okay how long. We've been going up right but our forty five out forty five you guys going short pot. Today's world at least five hours strapped. We're trying to get pregnant. Yeah we're GONNA find out in a couple of days if we were successful. We gave it a good effort. How many kids do you want to take just to show you got? When are you guys doing like Are you guys days like timing the fertility and all that yeah we've been through a long journey with it. Yeah it takes a while you know you grow up thinking it's very easy to a lot not an goes into people. Don't talk about. It should because I just like two years when we took US two years and by the way how was their billions of people in the world where it's so hard for us to have kids. I guess I I. I think the thing is when you're eighteen and she's eighteen then you know if you breathe on her. She gets pregnant but as we get older because today we take our time we got careers. We're doing shit. We want to actually raise this kid in a good environment. Then all of a sudden you know you're shooting I'm shooting saw those basically but we got lucky. So what's What tell me about the process? You don't have to if you're uncomfortable. Well I just I just don't want to you know it is private You know private. It's super impressed. If my wife it got to this point in a podcast that I kind of wanted to like put their just as a test and she'd be like hey this on. That would be amazing to me. But I'M GONNA leave it there. Well that's a fair understand. Well just a you know. It took US two years. We we went to fertility. Doctors did the whole thing. We counted my jerk off until into a Little Cup I'm sure you've done that. That's just weird right. I went I went into this booth. This is wild this whole world. Okay fast go to booth and then I actually took pictures for the podcast. 'cause it's so weird. There's a chair covered in an in paper right and I was like. I'm not sitting in that chair. This all over the generations and the wall there was just stains or maybe it was water stains but I mean kinda running stain and then so then they have to oh it was in. La Reputable and then they've got they've got a VCR and and and VCR Or maybe DVD. But at this point. What's the difference in that? It's like the same thing and then they've got headphones that yet I'm like I'm not touching anything in there. They expect you put on headphones like I don't need that much help. I've got my smartphone. And they had like glass S. medicine empty bottle of Lube like it's booth. Oh it's a jerk off builth enough have space for chair and TV. Did the walls the ceiling or like if yes yes. Wow Wow but then okay so you walk out with a cup of cement and then there wasn't anyone there to greet me to tell me what to do like you would expect some walk around the Cup of Semen for minutes looking in for somebody for minutes on end what felt like an eternity. I'm walk around the Cup a seaman. You know they make you write right down the exact time you Jackie lated too and and look to the minute you know. was that similar to due to the letter I understand is private but I wish you luck and thank you really should go the best at the end. It just happened when we decided to like not. Focus on it right. Yeah that's true. That's not even think about it and her but your sister did the IVF. Yeah yeah twice a whole thing man you got to get in the lab. Now you have kids so you you guys aren't I mean you don't WanNa read too much into it clearly. You don't want to talk about some really but I enjoyed the Your story I the Oh and they give you like a porno MAG and the I swear to God. It's all sticky pages but you're in the the notion of in the age Egypt. The smartphone Penthouse from Nineteen Eighty S. There's something I'm like sued. Pretty Funny Yeah I guess not. Everyone has a smartphone. May I I felt like people just like paid. You know five bucks ago jerk off in their adult stores booths where you can jerk off. Apparently growth felt like naughty. No not naughty looks like AIDS Hepatitis Yeah Okay Sticky Corona virus. The caroni what do you guys into. What do you do talk to me? What do I do should we have ended this already? It ends up getting started. Should we end this. I thought did you guys now have out. 'cause I thought someone had that they set out the same thinking I think we have. We have something a little bit but whenever I was getting like as yeah you. You're doing late night. Shows hot hot ones in the late night and yeah rubbing shoulders with the powerful and and elites who who star struck you the most probably a weird answer but You know I grew up. I think we've even talked about this but I was such a love line kid growing up in Adam Adam Corolla was like really or you know I really like a hero of mine growing you know I I listened to. I was obsessive about it. And it's probably what kind of pushed pushed me into doing this sort of thing more than anything else and so Having him on the show was like such a thing and then I went to the comedy comedy store like last week. I think it was over served and he was there and I like kind of ran up on him as one of those like the man like I love you so much. Don't understand I love you so much So that's maybe not the you know like. But that was the thing that US one of the more surreal sort of sitting across the more surreal. Sort of Where you are where this has gone kind of like from when it started it felt very full circle or something like that to me And then Christmas probably Alexa Chung for similar reasons When we had her on early on is because it was just felt very full circle? Whose Alexa Chung? I didn't see that upset me. Look it up. She used to have. She's a British Model and host and she had super funny show called pop world in a in England and I just loved it and she would do these super cheeky interviews views that were kind of just making fun of the celebrities very sarcastic wind. This is the girl from that fashion show and he is L. areas. I literally for hot ones was how to take show like that and a cheeky with wings so it was and an inspiration from the shaw for the show coming on the show very. Yeah Yeah So. It's kind of like my mom's British and I grew up with all this British British comedy so Ricky Gervais as Russell brand new windows people come on these are the ones I. I'm so jealous of those ones. I won't Ricky Jason. Russell is a rookie. He would ricky off awesome. Ricky's yeah he had you get ricky. Well that was funny or something. He wouldn't do right but one of the guest to after we wrapped and you know only made it to eight and then tapped out. He was so apologetic. Jetty guys show you like tucked wrong guy like like we got rid. You're raising so funny. I Love Ricky. He's really but that was. That was one of our favorite like eras. Ever doing the show because because it was such a crossroads for us on. What's this going to be? And we are very opportunistic. Where we're like okay? If we have an opportunity to shoot with somebody we just popped the thing up wherever whenever wherever ever and what happened. Did we get. Who Do we? Land the key DJUREV's Razi. We did London trip didn't really have much of a budget back then so it was sort of like like if we're going to go to London. We have to line up all of these videos. We Rakija Race Russell brand and the DJ who I think is funny called Charlie Sloth and then we we also shot a video with the chicken connoisseur who is sort of viral. Remember that Jason Kidd Reviewing Fried Chicken Boston London so we went out and shot that we shot a burger video. And then big Sean. For a while Sean. In the wild that was only three days so in because we were we had nothing. We had nothing so like to make it where we weren't just Flushing the budget down the toilet. We had to just from from from from noon to night. Shoot you know. We've got just make that stuff happen and we would just be up. You know writing these like writing the show until like two thirty three am and then like wake up at six and then just try to executed. Remember that that was that was acting jetlagged running while but that was very galvanizing. That really brought us together as a team that the thing about your guys is set. I mean I would you anywhere. Yeah but yeah but almost made the show despite it not being on purpose because it's the work if we had to have everyone come to New York Right yeah yeah with names like that you gotTa. How often do you guys go to your guests? A half of them really. It may be more six or we will have by the end of this week. Zero of which have been New York is awesome mm-hmm. Yeah because they feel like they came to you which makes almost the show feel even more prestigious. But when you get a celebrity who who's interested and you fucking clucking fly to them. You just make it happen. Yeah because we're so prolific you know the show hasn't been going on that long and we're in our eleven season hundreds of episodes out and to keep that going where you're putting out You know between thirty and forty five interviews a year. It's just into because we we take our time in the post production to deliver the sort of like Polish Experience to the viewer. But it's you just have to win like the name you have to turn burn learn and then you're committing all that time to this thing so it's like it's like a big cruise ship that also has to turn on a dime on how people would it take to set up the set like if if you're flying to someone it's pretty small crew three to four people including Sean will fly out and then You know the cruise six people black background boom boom boom bless. How do you get wings? When you're on the road you get good wings on the road? Yeah so we have Like the Vegan wings that we've been using a locally I think it's a BOO lonner in La. And that came because Natalie Portman. Those are her Vegan. She's like oh I want these. He's engine wing about new K.. You Go to record your voice. How do you get for those who like So for Ricky Gervais see had vegan wings and then they have vegetarian right. Yeah and then at least you was better than anyone ever had in my life more real. Yeah if we go to a new city we'll have to do research and and and you know test a bunch of stuff before we give it to people. So do you guys ever do interviews where someone's icon sat like a list celebrities you gotta go set up a makeshift studio. Oh an unusual place. Common is a junket so you know rights thankfully more publicist in studios. No the show now so they basically book at the end but because they can't like them do five other interviews. The risk is fucked time. It's always run late. So then like the time gets compressed arrest in you know they've been doing press all day so they're tired but as soon as good hot sauce hits. It tends to bring people's energy. So how did these junkets work. I've always wondered. Is it like there's one place in la where all these people who are going to interview them like go to spots for the most part which will often be in hotels but you know yeah era that we're in. There's there's so much more stuff like hot ones like you know the lie detector tests so everyone's kind of getting their own rooms and their little games and stuff. The actor comes they just jump room to room. Yes like they're in a little bit of a circuit. I I always feel like we're sort of removed. Some place like we might be in a suite on the third floor pop in that thing up and then and then somebody else is doing the circuit downstairs and then we'll get to all right fifteen minutes like lock it all in certain situations and then we just and do you think people are starting to kind of an popular media and other interviews. Take notice of what's going on with all at once a week over week sort of seems to get. What do you see out there like that? That closely resembles this way. You guys are doing you feel like strip. There's a million street report offline and some of them are huge like Russian one. There's one big South American ones and you know. Sometimes we'll get in touch with them and if they're cool and they kind of mentioned us you know. It's not like we want want no one to be able to do this but there are. Some people have just stolen the content. Did they steal the name to They'll they'll steal like the exact setup the the graphics wow I guess when you're in Russia go call it something different because it's Russian but yeah but what about in in America. Well I think I mean probably stuff gets tweeted at me all the time I I've lost The the guy used to get when when we first started. Do you remember there. Was this one weekend where like Fox Sports Australia launch. Something and BBC launch something but we were just so in our infancy. That people people the reason that I even learned about the Fox Australia thing is because somebody tweeted me about ripping off like Fox Sports Ville. Yeah what the Hell you looked it up and I was like. Oh this is the exact same show so at that point you know because we felt we felt so small in that that we had beat at our chest and then kind of weaponized whatever cult following that we had to to stomp out shutdowns that was bubbling up. But at this point I've I've totally lost the about well. It's not like we're it's not like because now you're not going to be accused of useful. You Want Yeah Battle about it then because it was sort of like someone could overtake us with the bigger budget and sponsors and some automatic. We're trying to get wrapping one. Yeah Johannesen yeah now. I think it's just it's just out or it's not not like anybody's discovering something new and thinking that's the thing you know I think that At this point people have either her job offer. Sean Yeah I mean I don't have to see. I could have pivoted away from doing this but I I just but to me it's It's everything I've ever wanted and then now the team that I work with like you know we talked about Sarah Honda obviously Christmas here. But it's big like everybody who's connected to the show now it's feel so seal team six or something you know. It just feels like I want to do this with anyone else. You have a show. That's yours then you know. It's just me and Chris Not just me and Chris but like creatively. Whatever where we WANNA do we can do? Nobody's standing in the way of of of whatever vision we have for the show so in a weird way. It's everything that I've ever wanted and then so you stay okay. So they'll do it right and and I love it still so I I couldn't walk away from it because I still feel like we. We have work to do there. Haven't totally sought through exactly how we want to see it through like I haven't walked away from an interview yet and been like all right. I'm at peace with it like I'm ready to do the next thing. I think that comes at some point and it could have come already if I wanted to. I I'm committed to it and I love it more than I ever have right now. I actually think the year that we just had was the most proud of ever been cool in the years. We've been doing grass. So and if if Sean Leaves One day what are you getting lost. No He's going with me like whatever speaking for for you. He knows it he knows it. Whatever whatever I do from here on out is GONNA BE J? McGuire is that is that is our our new entertainment review. The facts a little bit. I I noticed that Sean. We'll speak up for you again like we've done it from the beginning. You guys are so hard to even imagine that okay. Let's say Sean dies. Yeah that that'd be easier. You look for new. Do moving to the country. RUGGLES GETS IT RONA by. What do you do that? How long do you have to wait right? That's a good question. Do you think would be good hosts. Perhaps yeah thank you. The audience likes you. Thank you very much. We've checked on. Check the data and the h three h three audience. I feast audience overlapping nuts. Oh really awesome. What other channels do you overlap with? Philly not is a big one. Like he wouldn't be gone. Obviously have sean die. You don't want Philly. We turn it into a reality show. Where they're they're all competing? Yeah you'd probably want I would probably be the natural fit of. Sean had an untimely death. We've actually had some talks. Awesome like sometimes we joke around and think about what we're Samantha came up but I do. It is brands. That the Brand Lake Bert Kreischer like Berg. Good brand I'm would be good. Yeah Tom would be good but you know how. Sometimes the late night shows have guest host right. Like if Sean ever wants to take six months off that can be that's true. Would you ever take six months off the show. That's a long arch now at this point because you know you scared that often are you. Are you in Eh often. There'd have to be some measure of fear about taking six months off and letting someone else. Yeah Yeah I mean if your quarterback of team even if things are going good you don't sit on the bench and let somebody else you don't want to hear exactly so there's there's definitely that But who could replace the Great Sean. I Dunno replaceable inclined to me it when he stops that overlap. We all know who it is. Bert would be funny but He's just he's a drunk but reliable label. Do you even want the keys even want the keys. You know. It's one of those. I think this is probably show. Is Eating scored tonight. Chicken Wings and spending half your life on on a plane is a rare radically. I would a rare combination of talents. It's to be graded interviewing and be able to eat super spicy wings. You know it's not job description. I'm just saying Burke crashes drunk. He's unreliable. Tom MM cigarette. He's got he's got play Scott like kids and he's always touring I mean that's a mess I'm here I'm in. La Three guys issue most of them. I think we just heart pivot to Mario Lopez type of thing. Yeah that'd be Ryan seacrest Sir you ruin the show immediately. I think we do. I think that we just go rhino. Because would be an interesting guest Nikki would be. Yeah and you know what even though Oh I don't like it and it's so long he's got he's got good stories to tell. Yeah unlike him I would watch it Note I mean I've never met him or worked with them or whatever but you you think he'd be an interesting guy I think he would. I exhort he's so the thing is he's so so he's such a show piece that I don't I'm not necessarily true. Would it be if you if you scratch the surface it. You're the man you don't know what's underneath. That's true. Darkness and your darkness I do like Ah the host v. host interview genre when we have people who stuff like on hot ones like they like to have a certain rhythm demanded and I do enjoy the experience of those types of interview interesting. It'd be the this will never happen. But Howard Stern right that would never dream at Letterman and Letterman Letterman. But this does guys. That'll never happen. But you know I said that about Papa. John's said why they would ever come on my podcast. You have the Papa. John's hasn't even done like media. Do you understand. This is the popcorn and he's coming here to do that. I mean this is unbelievable. Yeah how they have a date on when he's sitting in here. Yes it's Monday. WHOA this Monday? What are you going to do to prepare for it? He pizza the only would increase. Yeah I've got a million questions I've got. There's so much to talk about. Did he know about you. Before I think recently my theory ah signed up with a publicist who is actually smart encinos of me and seize the opportunity a Lapus. We'd like you don't want to get involved but the genius and it's one with a vision right. That's exactly right all right. Well it's been over two hours. I mean I feel I feel privileged. I feel blessed. I feel honored It's more than that right. We've said it all this show theory for the show. I can't wait for the new episode. What do you you think of vogue sixty? What is A good I hate it fucking hate it. Let me tell you why. Yeah you'll probably have the same reason your shows so much better. It's so fake. Yeah yeah they seemed like genuine. Yeah and it's so fucking fake. I hate it the reason I bring up. 'cause I know Margo Margot Robbie she just did one or at least watched one. And it's like I don't know why people like that that show I find it offensive. Anything that we've Yeah I don't love it. I don't love that after we watch. Watch them all good information dumb like you can always love retrievals house. That's why I saw the house right because they don't want to show that about like cribs and stuff that they were all rented or whatever. Yeah like I you know I mean who knows James Corden and Justin bieber getting towed in that car right here. Take what's real and what's fake. You know you see that. No No James Corden. This isn't right Yep he he's not it's on like a total they're towing it only guy mother. I wasn't bothered by that because it's not a show about driving. You're right right if it was But it's hard to combined producer and lost my soul today. I don't think yeah that's true. I like all you just feel fooled a little bit as a viewer. It's that's that's true. I thought thought he was driving it. Smooth yeah you're too close to like how the sausage is made. I don't Remem- I I didn't like when James Corden did this whole thing about. What was it Bill Maher? He he said Bill Morris Fat Shaming people vaguely remember that he had a really funny show in England has been really. He's four. Uh do you design resentment among the English people when they when talent leaving just go do American Shit Got John Oliver there you go. I feel like they're confident in their their own shows and have enough talent yet. There's a lot of talent. Maybe she makes and super funny. JVC is those May Louis Theroux for okay. Great he's one of my dream guests. He's awesome. WHO's your number one from the audience? Who's your number one? Like the thing that gets shouted Papa John Package but after after Papa. John's people are always always requesting Joji Post Malone. It's like we already know who other than than them die. Dan You guys would know. What would you see in the comments? no I mean you just listed off the island of our latest episodes of just being about like kind of like no Guests Vance Yeah. It's bound it's funny. Many people get so angry at me. I get so much hate online these but I'm I've learned to accept that you don't get hate to your love your universally loved boy. I think you see you see. I think everybody sees their own. What do people say about you? I mean I don't know to me. It's the way that I've Eric Andrei another big one. Yeah you'd be great the way that classic out your camera. I guess you know you have to figure got how to manage all that because it's so loud all the time you know especially like when you're just you're always making something you're always putting it out and then you're caught in that feedback loop twenty four seven and listen. I'm I'm sensitive like I'll see like it could be ten nice things. The one thing that I'll remember that will stick with me so A while Lila ago. I just got into the habit of just making the thing and then putting it out and then just making the other thing and then putting it out because if you ever feel like you have some sort of ownership ah over that thing. It doesn't matter however it's taken or whatever and I was. I was putting myself and you know it was sending my brain and viral so I think that To me it's just a you know you make the thing you put it out in the world and then the audience can do whatever they want with it. But while that's happening I've I've separated operated from it. Make the next thing put out the next time. The only way to do it go crazy once I got into that it really helped me a lot. What what were the comments that bother you I don't know I guess like I don't know I'm trying. The thing is that I have done a good job of sort of black in this whole thing out but it's almost just like the it's just the negativity I it's it's just the Even it doesn't even have to be me in the crosshairs of like it could be our guest like sometimes like look back at the Internet is like a mirror and didn't get a like just kind of break your heart on on all communicate with each other or whatever like the way but then too is I don't the need to have like such a heavy heart because I don't need to like be you know I don't need to have a job on the Internet. We're making something on the Internet and then be on the Internet all the time you you can just kind of shut it off and go about your life and And have a healthier relationship with absolutely you have so you have to. I think for every person they're different but there's probably a thing where you start to make a thing. It starts getting attention you're interested in what people are saying about it. And it doesn't makes sense to pay attention to it because the audience conservatives is a focus group kind of offer you're making and and you can help it can help you shape the show and a lot of ways but then once it gets to once it's achieved a certain thing or once it breaks containment on something. It's not just your fans talking about it anymore. Now it's like a big zeitgeist thing that's kind of Consumed by like so many people. And then that's kind of feeling like you can feel like you're connected to and with your audience at some point and then it breaks out where you're like. Wow like NAM just in a room getting shouted at from every direction exactly like pushed in pushed and pulled in like ten million different directions and then it's like all right. Are you going to just try to surf those waves and whatever. I don't think that leads you to like a really negative place for me. We're just Loud and heavy all the time and so like you didn't want I don't want to look at my phone. I didn't WanNa like opening up like you text messages. I'd get a little. You just want to block it out entirely so as a way to just cope with all of that in a different way just It was like you know what it doesn't matter like nothing changes about the process of making the thing and putting it out like the only thing that's changing is the the degree to which I care about the noise surrounding And you can just mute it like you can just shut it off so I've been doing that. That's probably that's that's great and a lot of ways by the year that we had. That's great just being able to. I genuinely think that everyone in a position that that we're the end has to either come to a point where they learned to to Let's say transcend that unto live lake along with it or it destroys you. It's like you have to. There's no two ways about it. Do you ever get did commits ever get to you. I mean you're not on camera but like obviously cheers show about the show and the brand for sure. Yeah you know and I think to Shawn's point where protective of the guests. I like it is upsetting. Everyone just goes off on a gas to come and eating spicing really. You don't want to research. Obviously we wanted them to be on the show and then sometimes because hot ones is so outsized in its you know how how big it's grown were proud of our other shows too. Of course there's that audience get this. Show the hell out of here. We're only here for hot ones. And Sean and I talk talk about this all the time. It's like all of this is free all this for you to watch eight trillion other options getting. Go check out this video. We're living in such a such a great age of entertainment where there's so much competition for eyeballs. And then the cost of it. It is so low compared to you know when I was out date myself here but I remember you know being like in fourth grade go into Sam goody by like two CDs a pack of Lemon heads in some double A.. Batteries for my CD player and that Shit would be like fifty four bucks right now. You can get like spotify apple music and title title for an entire month of the entire library like the convenience of a phone for less than that used to get like thirty songs for and then same now Whether it's like the streaming wars or cable or the internet or Youtube in Youtube I feel is the most transparent of it all. Because there's there's the thumb there's like the thing like you don't you don't have to click the thing and whatever you WanNa do with your eyeballs and ears. It's totally up to you. You can curate everything you watch and what you're in to your direct tastes and interests if you wanted to in a way that's pretty cost effective but then still it seems like people rather be hit. Yeah this is the place they don't even need to be the the actual like half to leaving that comments interesting because they got a notification they clicked on the notification advocation. They watched the video. They weren't interested in to begin with and then they left a comment. I mean that's a lot actually has a good thing about this which all L. Butcher but he was pointing out the steps it takes too late on someone and it's like going up to their door knocking. They open it up and go fuck thank you. I don't want it to run away. Yeah Yeah it is a lot of effort and then. I think that it's just like skins such volume that Eventually kind of cracks a little better. I do like one percent of fifty million so a lot of fucking people all right exactly. I find funny. Is that because Shawn's the face of it all he also gets this kind of hot sauce community acting like nick is. The girl of hot sauce bottle broke when it was shipped to me. Can you get married on tidal wave of lawsuits asking customer service questions. Yeah it's hard to look people you know they'll just they'll be like uh. Hey Dude It's my buddies Bachelor Party. could be so sweet like if you could just come out and we get that all the time. Yeah where people we're an. I'll get like fifty of those a day when I I appreciate it. You know like I do I do you know. Then you're like you're like wow like you know you just feel like You get like spread so thin or whatever. You're just being tugged at I'm on it's that accessible. But they also it's like they really think you'd want shit you don't these shit or shoot your shot or whatever over but Yeah it is I get a Lotta birthday anniversary invited wedding and by what is the the people who see you in the wild. What is H H three superfan look like couples. Young couples really a lot. It's almost like I would say fifty percent. The dude are always growth right man always. Yes sweep sweethearts college age. We loved it. You know. It's always the bar back the bouncer security over there and we kinda thought that was like Oh this is real. Yeah yeah that's awesome at least early on like. TSA always cracks jokes. This Sean. I love that stuff. Yeah all the time you down. I'm for Wings Oprah will do that even like last time I saw last time I went through. LAX The guys there do you have any sauces like like I know you guys and then All Right Hey February initiative like they're like about the other mean you ever get hooked up like Abbie treatment. What's your favorite VIP treatment? Well that's good about being very back back of House. Oh yeah that's good like if you go to a club and somebody recognizes you or whatever shadow. Like what like what happens. They'll let you in the door. They'll give you a few drinks. Thanks what happens at the club. Yeah get you know whatever you could be some jerk off in the line you know like whatever but if they know the show then you're in when you were dating. Were you getting recognized. You're dating now relationship for started. Where did you like walk around with her? You something you get recognized right yeah look it looks good up yeah exactly yeah exactly but It does it does help and then youtube makes you like so accessible so it's people hey you've ever get recognized like alive but you know whatever if you go to a hotel like we're big shutout Salikh at the Mondrian because because like you know like if they recognize you. Oh here's a full lounger ears like the top. You know what I mean like being if they know you from the show. That's the best. That's that's where you again. The next level the best hook up was like out like Someone let us kind of in line and Disneyland. Yeah Yeah that's actually the guy who was working the rights to the front. That's pretty good though. We don't get good hookups to be fair. We don't we're kind of like yeah. Yeah yeah out and about or yeah. I think that's the thing like if somebody knows you from the show the whole world is a place where like yeah like people could do you a solid if they wanted and then if they like your show they'll they'll dokes folks then for you like he gets peripheral. Yeah you get trickle down you get you down. But it's fun rolling around with Sean. You I feel like you can live your own success. vicariously through Sean. Yeah Yeah also you know as we've we've mentioned I shouldn't be on cameras. Thanks for for this. But you know that's what I love about having hookup. Someone like Sean. And then we worked so hard on the interview. And I love the art art of interview but wouldn't be a good interviewer. So there's a vicarious thrill of like yeah building it out with Sean and executing it so you have you ever watched on interview like off life Honestly that rarely happens. I'm not like Sean knows when to cut things off and I'm like a little edit things once we worked on it but you know he always makes the right decisions but I'm like I wish we had asked that. Oh here they said about it. But he's editing in his head Knows reading this celebrity genius one state once in a while Sean we'll be hung over. That's always fun. But he's also more morale-booster conversational show those episodes well due to prolific we. Craig Yeah you know what I mean. We don't have a moment here shooting in every day. Yeah you get upset when he shows and it's never the Dave. Yeah like that's what we'll be shrinking together in that the it's just it's just A. There's a vibe. Probably only I noticed leaned back. It's nice having the ability to edit though well. Yeah and and it's very it's kind of a bad habit. When you're kind of doing it live you know or I'm always caught in between You know because you do have. There's so much non verbal vibe stuff that goes on and making sure that you know we always pride ourselves on having the least comfortable. Oh most comfortable interviews loose only so much. You're trying to take care of. And then you're always road mapping in your brain like where we try to keep like each wing its own little ecosystem go system but it's sort of a choose your own adventure while it's happening so you're kind of thinking about that and then but now I always kind of like and like the rhythm of the show on your mind each wing represents a new topic. Yeah so In in the this this is a fun thing for us to dive into because it's like so a nerdy part of hot ones but You know to ask you know. Maybe this is a bizarre claim to make on a podcast where we're going to go our hours on end but you know it's tough to ask for twenty-five Internet minutes from anybody you know for for for these types of people. Yes yes yeah you know. It's like people like you for example. Obviously that's no problem. You just go you. Just let them right right. Yeah but asking asking like twenty five minutes in Internet time. That's such a commitment. Yeah for people and so to us. We were like all right. Well we don't want it to be to feel like one twenty twenty five minute interview. What we WANNA do is just break it off into these acts where like each wing is its own topic or thing or Something that has a in its own like on its own in the show is is sort of naturally. Has that 'cause like all right so we start by eating the wing. Maybe there's a reaction the action. Maybe there's a non sequitur maybe goes into the question. Then you then you have. You know a million different ways that it can go different directions within that wing whether it's like a different topic whether they're are just so smoked out by spiciness that they can't get over it and we have to have this reaction and then has some sort of way that it lands either with like might drop statement or like something funny or like a reaction to the sauce or something that foreshadows what's going to happen later on in the episode so we laid out that way so that people have the the experience of just watching twelve relatively fast videos stacked on top of each other's with a through line that goes like from the beginning to the end but that's why we're always kind of like keeping you on it. It's like a a show where you're like. I'm only going to watch one episode. Oh wait I'm hooked on like onto the next thing thing. We tried to link the wings that way. And then that's why you have like you know some of the best episodes whether it's Terry crews or there's certain episodes woods where they they touch so many different things in their career and their life where each wing is like peeling off a layer of who they are as a multi the hyphen at entertainer. That we're covering all that ground in a way that the viewers like linked to it and sticking with it and Engaged aged with it and probably doesn't even realize hooking them along But we think about that and talk about that and care about that. I don't think ever laid that out very think. DNA that makes a Lotta sense because there's a certain rhythm yeah To your guys this show that that is very attractive. I think Sean Sean being in the weeds of the edit and the music and everything okay to the next level you know just having the whole DNA kind of be articulated in this is clear way. Yeah no what you guys are. Power couple decided that you guys are the Real Power Cup. It is weird. I mean I could gush over him. But it is like creatively very gin Yang like. I'm so grateful that somehow being together up. Yeah that's cool. I'm we're all grateful. Are you guys you consider each other. Best Friends Yeah. In a way it's different. You know I have best friends. And it's like the same like six to eight people. I grew up with Like still like my best friends but then the relationship did I have with it is different. You know you ever get like Now that you've kind of got up to a a a new level of success and notoriety do you feel any strain within of your former Former friend also give they. Don't give a full nobody nothing. No family friends like nobody gives a fuck. Nobody's nobody's like nobody's nobody's gassing me. Nobody feels like slight about anything. Like it's all just the same Oh exactly the same. I haven't had anything weird. Yeah not yet no season three of the show because you the contract. Yeah Yeah my friends are the same. They're just the same way you know. They're supportive whatever but they're not like no no special treatment. I think like awkward word. I know. Yeah nobody's asking for money or anything. It's like nothing's weird. It took about a hundred fifty episodes from my mom. Not embarrassed to talk about this. Show actually superfan but my mom was has the mighty where the hot ones beanie on Mike von Paris should just so on pages obviously at the beginning of the show. She didn't know any of those people. And you know it's people now. Yeah Yeah and now. She's rocking the mark. Now she's riding hard on the merchants at my my mom. Basically we moved here from Israel. Our channel was already doing pretty well and then my mom was still trying to get me to quit and move to Vegas to become a teacher doc. After we I was already making more money than I would as a teacher so when did but now they robbed the Merch now they rock though. Yeah yeah this is you know. It was one of those sympathetic. Hey Dad like here's my show eating wings like machine gun Kelly or whatever you know and he'd be like But I think at work. Yeah you do you happen to and his dad was not my dad. It started it off win him almost trying to forbid us from ever making video. I got anything from the family. Yeah Yeah but AH yeah yeah. I made a video of shake that ass called. Shake that deck and radio because why not write a AH No Equal opportunity so he was like you guys. Don't ever make videos again. He's not allowed in. He's all tool but quite from that to like Cam Tonga telling to friends about what we do and stuff like that so it was actually her. Her Dad passed recently somewhat recently. And we found out Are you found out through his family because they unfolded each other on mm facebook because blocked on facebook because we found the house be worried about him saying what I do just going to block him so we found out after he passed he was sharing. All of our on. facebook was very sweet in short as long as you make money to. Parents will exit the Ricky Gervais Sup is whereas all right. Here's like he was like Whoa. What a yeah bear whatever? And he's like yeah male guy you know they have like a different perspective all of a sudden and then they start to show off to collapsed. Oh Yeah you can't blame them at first what. My parents were fairly supportive. Yeah they were they to my. Hi Mom just annoying. But whose isn't shout out to my mom. She probably didn't make it this far. Nobody did we at this. This deep worry about two and a half hours over that joke that nobody listens the steep so this has been the conversation gets loose. So if you guys have anything racist you WANNA say or any kind of Any talking points white supremacy or time. Yeah okay GEISS is the power couple. Sean Evans and Chris Schonberger Schonberger. That's Ju- right junior aside. Yeah Damn how how does your lineage go Jewish by the win. 'cause you think I'm trying to scope out scared read so deeply but my dad's side of the family is You know your mom's not as GOI. She's she's British. Oh so so. You're not getting your pedigree is not your yeah. I took a stiff upper lip of Britain. Thirty worked inside of me. I took this for your enjoyment. I took a twenty three and me thing and I'm ninety. Nine point seven percent European Jew. Wow I'm just like I'm Jesus bread. Yeah I have a lot of neurological problems both CD after syndrome. So it's good that you're mixed. Yeah it's good. You don't WanNa go full bred. You see those pugs came inbreeds pug dogs. That's what that's what my family for inbred purebred that I hate to see those dogs such low life expectancies. And it's sad is the bulldogs. Thank you for your sympathy. This basically what I am. I sympathize. Thank you all right guys. There's so much going on in the world. Wow what a treat. Thank you for coming. Thanks for what a surprise to have you here. Kind of On slack in the back. They're out here so I can't really interesting insight all you both you guys team. I Well we'll all be watching eagerly so yeah those damned thank you guys. Oh Yeah porting of course. Absolutely how could I not next week. Is If anybody's listening thing I mean. It's it's a crazy week. We've Got Papa John on Monday and then via satellite seriously. Yeah that's outraged crazy. Well I'm glad and then Friday. We have gusts in. Eddie you know Gus Yeah today. That sounds like a sketch comedy. He's been he's really big on Reddit. These really real short schedule. I'M GONNA go check him out. He's good he's really funny cool. That's all we got guys. I mean we could keep going but I think these guys probably do the demon vice to so good bye. Good good good All right go ahead and cut it. Thank you guys the growth.

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Full Episode: Friday, June 7, 2019

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Full Episode: Friday, June 7, 2019

"Hi, I'm Brad milkey from ABC news and want to tell you about another podcast that I host called start here. It's every weekday morning and in twenty minutes, we will get you teed up for the stories driving your day with context from experts with on the ground access so start smart and subscribe to start here. This is night line. Tonight mega mentioned marketing, if these walls could talk over the past thirty years, I've put my own Mark on the place. They'd sound just like Michael Douglas, and say, by me, castle, palaces and villas for sale, it's a buyer's market. Maybe there's a fifteen million dollars steel loss pot once it's the sausa- interview show putting celebrities in the hot seat. Chasing spicy wings with spicier questions. Good evening. Thanks for joining us. They say if you build it, they will come, but in Los Angeles, you might need a little extra incentive in the competitive mega mansion market. Here's ABC's Marci Gonzales who shows us. There's an art to it. Is a wild night in Beverly Hills. Music pump and on the dance floor. Dotted side performances. And and at big game. A vintage dress up global weight to it. Golden girls. All about it in a walk in closet. Almost as big as my apartment voting to the disco dry closet, incredible. But this Andy Warhol themed, bashes of just for fun. And it is a lot of fun. This event has one goal sell this brand new fifteen point six million dollar house. I think a wine and cheese open houses, circa, nineteen ninety we never do that in this market. You really wanna make your house stand, you want to keep the buzzed going. Here is a building boom in Los Angeles. Mansion size with multimillion dollar spec. Combs springing up all over. L A's Pasha's neighborhoods right now. There are sixteen homes on the market that cost more than twenty million dollars with so much supply selling high end houses is getting competitive, if this, what it takes to sell a mansion now, we'll, I don't consider this to be a mansion. I consider this to be a luxury home, but it certainly helps to go ahead and put this kind of effort and thought into the home and into the marketing. So this house is only been on the market for five or six hours. Yes, if you haven't even just tried to put this on the market and see if the buyers come why not try that first before throwing a huge party like this. Well, that's no fun. And. And buyers have choices. And so we wanted to differentiate this house differentiating is key with even more luxury homes on the horizon, I'd say in the ten to twenty million dollar range, you probably have about sixty or so coming on in the next eighteen months, and I would say in the twenty million up, you probably have thirty maybe forty coming onto the next eighteen months to what Jason Oppenheim end his identical twin Brett are stars of the net flicks, reality show, selling sunset. We are far and away the number one real estate team. In West Hollywood. Los Angeles real estate experts say the market is getting saturated with new construction, there's a surplus of ultra luxury homes, the random developers that are building these fifteen thousand square foot apple stores and asking forty nine dollars. Those aren't selling and they shouldn't that's the big difference now, I think its quality that there's to echo what he's saying. I think. There's a lot of supply. But there's not a lot of great supply. Manding a buyer for the high end requires creativity. Some agents are making professionally produced movies like these showcasing the life you could lead if you bought the house. The point is house on the harbor. It can park aide up. He's on the doctors for starters. Celebrities are also getting in on the marketing game. When I first saw stock in nineteen ninety, I also felt under spell. And block the prime. Michael Douglas himself. Narrated this sales video for assists. Daca his two hundred acre estate on the Spanish island of my orca over the past thirty years. I've put my own Mark on the place. But now he's ready to part with it for thirty two and a half million dollars. Now it's time for me. Let someone else enjoy the privilege the bench show stuck and if they celebrity spokesperson doesn't entice you to buy the over the top amenities fellers now, offering, we'll help feel the deal this health in Newport Beach, California housing room to grow and smoke. Marijuana nor what are some of the craziest things that you have seen people put into homes or just saw a forty million dollar home on the street that I used to live on, and it has an S and M room. So that's unique other homes offer. Extravagant extras that are a bit more mainstream Rydin style. Jason takes us for a drive. So do you take all of your clients out and Rolls, Royce to one of the properties? They're selling. Thanks. Wow. That comes with all the bells and whistles, and then some wine cellar. Yes. And curated with some of the best one in the world. And that wine comes with the house, as well, these five bedroom nine bath, forty plus million dollar dream home in the Hollywood hills. This is the view that forty million dollars will get you the house comes fully. Furnished complete with a one hundred and seventy five foot long pool this pool wraps around the entire house its own spa. This is better than a hotel. You've got your dry sauna. Your wet, sauna you go get your massage and then you've got your cold plunge, and you're hot plunge all looking over the city and a place to keep a dozen cars. That looks more like a museum Cisse's the garage. But nothing is for sure in the real estate market. This twelve bedroom twenty one bathroom home in Bel Air, used to be the most expensive home for sale in the US. I think people really just realize that they wanna live in this beautiful environment. It's, it's absolutely spectacular way of life year. Now's hit the market in two thousand seventeen for a whopping two hundred fifty million dollars budget. Everything has to be absolutely the best included with the house. Thirty million dollars worth of incredible cars, seven full time, staff members and copter. Two years later, the house is still for sale with a one hundred million dollar price cut back at the Andy Warhol house. They are pulling out all the stops to entice buyers. Even throwing in five of the iconic artist paintings. Every piece has a story when it comes to work, and that's what I love about it. And the only car he ever owned this nine thousand nine hundred seventy four. Rolls, royce. Quick. I'll be back, and you can get this house, all the art and the car for a mere seventeen point seven five million dollars to fire again it's a Burgum. It sounds crazy to us. But in this luxury space, a lot of the homes, we sell our bought with the furniture and the art, it's hard to go to galleries and master own collection. So this home comes turnkey, for those who can afford to live large, the party, so to speak. Far from over for Nightline Marci Gonzales in Los Angeles. Up next things are about to get very fiery hot as we sit down with the brainchild behind one of the coolest interview shows. Get cashback for shopping, you were already going to do racket in is a free member base. 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So we didn't really know that we had lightning in a bottle necessarily for us. You see people who are always on red carpets in front of flashing bulbs, and then here they are sweating. Their faces off spitting in buckets, and then trying to survive this freak show with the help of a little heat pushing the stars to their limits. It's not your average interview show. What is the best reaction you've ever gotten? Well physically the reactions have all been crazy. I love when people take laps Russell brand didn't impromptu song on wing. Ten bak- look at each one of these episodes and find something a little special that, all with each wing the sauces. Get a little hotter, the questions, a little tougher and the answers, a little wilder right now. Day, but he'd hot. What is it about the hot sauce? I mean you're, you're breaking news all the time. There's that great Mike Tyson quote about how everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. And that's at the chicken wings do. 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We went with Sean to the mecca for hotheads like himself on the main, the NYC hot Sussex the world of hot sauce has ballooned to an almost one point four billion dollar industry and hear Sean is like, whoa. Oils are used to taking the southeast with bans, yet is I never feel more famous than. Author aren't. Here's. Sean, is a lightweight compared to the die hards who come from all over to put their stomach linings to the test. Steve Seabury is demand behind the event or what am I is a Guinness Book rolled back reading contests contestants had sixty seconds in his possible. So it's about the challenge of being able to eat something spice neuro, or is it accident about enjoying the taste spike? It's got me about joining, thanks guys. All making artisanal binds ingredient, driven all Haas asses. With each vendor, hoping their sauce is their ticket to success. One legend has already created an empire out of his famous rooster sauce, Saracho founder, David Tron invited us to come. 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492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House

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492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

"Yeah. Another OBI one original. I'm on the road this week dog out there doing it. Let's see if there's a chance you can get into any show. I think you might be able to get into the late show this Saturday in New Haven, Connecticut, the late show three thirty might have a few tickets left. After that. I'm hitting the road in a couple of weeks going to Maddison late show has tickets on April eleventh, Milwaukee late show has a few tickets April twelfth Nashville, maybe a few tickets left on April fourteenth from then I roll on out in Boston in late April. The only show tickets is April twenty eighth April twenty eighth at the Chevy theater in Medford. May I I'm important Oregon. You can get tickets there. The may second show is sold out. Then I roll into Seattle for the third fourth and fifth of may and the late show on the fifth is the only show that has tickets available all at tops girl dot com slash tour. I gotta tell you. You're listening to this show watching April ninth. The Email will go out to everybody on my Email list for tickets for the second half of the take it down tour. You can get that Email if you sign up on my site, there's a prompt that comes up if you sign up for it. You get the Email you get access to take us before anybody else. There's going to be twenty five plus US cities. There's going to be a whole Canadian tour, and there's even going to be an international leg. So sign up get that Email, and that will come out April ninth general on sale will be April. Tenth or eleven so good to know. What's up, gene? Okay. Homeys booking? Good morning. It's fucking morning. All right. Many apple to some common for you April. Four through six. I got my eight o'clock show sold out on Friday and Saturday Thursday tickets are still available as our late show snatched those up there moving really quick may tenth and eleventh Tempe at the tampon Tempe. Improv that's an air Zona, and then may thirty first through June. 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Let's do it. Okay. So I've got a fun video for you the for jeans good morning. Julia. Are you having fun or hard core fund? Let's go full throttle. Try it out take about ten or twelve Benadryl. Lots better don't do that jail. Baby. So I hope that that's what he wanted. And hope it sounds like you, your group of friends is super fun and a little crazy. You got a lot of inside jokes. So sending you love. Thanks, guys. Oh. Rian when loving this. Well. To your mom's house with tone. Christina visits. Japan. How what you guys? I'm sorry. I talked over it. Okay. Well, you guys heard this was so amazing. This was sent to me in Tom. I this morning, Tara forgive. I forgive me for the person who sent it. I've yeah. Did at the Montjuich. It's a cigarette out. It's a clip from cameo. It's cameo where you get celebrities to make videos, you pay them a certain amount of money and this video came in. This is Beverley Mitchell. Remember that show seventh heaven. Yeah. This is Potter use of a crush on her. Is that right? I didn't know that. Anyway, she looks the same. She looks great. She plays like one of the younger kids, obviously got oh at Mr. Denison, d Mr. underscored DET NYSE too sensitive sent it. Throttle him some love for that one. That was crazy. Best thing ever, great. She's still she still looks nice fucking show. Seventh heaven was like a weird Christian and yet ever watched it. Neither is lame. Yeah. I remember that Jessica Biel was on it. A DS is calling probably answer. Right. Yeah. Just in case on dog. Hello. So Joey Diaz is coming over for people listening to do the podcast and that'll be a couple of weeks. Yeah. Being a couple of weeks. But he's he calls me. I sent him directions with a map on it like the PDF which shows like here's where you turn. It's really like explicit. It's to give anybody who's trying to find the place clear direction. And he's like so when I get off the highway I go, right? And I go yet. Like right like, so you're going north away from the cities don't start with the fuck north. All right. He goes, I'm not a fucking boy scout. All right, man. I don't know. What to tell you like do I go, right? I go. Yeah. He's like and then at the other street, another right, and I go. Yeah. I have no idea. I'm just like, yeah. He's like, and then what then left at the other thing. And I. Out in this GPS. Come who, you know, he won't even accept text miss tell you why if I've been drinking the semi Astles going to be on file. I can't wait. Oh, good. We got them far Mike for fodder. No. If you want to give that to him. I don't know if you wanna start that. I do actually he's you know, what we haven't had against. Yes. You're sitting pretty close just a reminder to Joey's farts, and he's like my kid at this holy shit. Anyways, we lost track here. So this is Beverley Mitchell. Remember just feels because that's what she got famous on. And everybody was enamored with Jessica Biel pretty, but then this cameo things kind of it's an app if you guys know it's an app, right? And all kinds of people have signed like are doing it, you you can pay them to send a mesh and they have different tiers. So there's Instagram people. And then there's TV and then like Brett farve hall of fame. Super Bowl winning quarterback is on came. I think paying five hundred bucks just to be like happy birthday, exactly breath. Jim, Bob, LA, he like you lot. He's at home. Tell you. Wrangler is a good pants. Another thing. Don't forget about. Go go Packers. I just I don't know. I feel like if I was going to start making. I just do it for free for fans. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, you know. Yeah. I'm the hating on the whatever I don't want to do it. But I think it's fine that people do it. But I really liked the people are hitting up people in having them. Do your mom's house stuff. That's hilarious. That's a good investment. You know, what's? So funny is seventh heaven that was like a blatantly Christian values show. It was. Yeah. I think the fought right? The father was like a priest on the show, right? A minister like. I think they like us to watch the show. Really? Wow. Anything scandalous happen. Yeah. I mean that while you watched. Yeah. And you're like, let me marry you. Yeah. Like, she you know, she seemed coming on that show. That's kind of dude I work you remember when I worked as a site rep, we were married. So it was it was less than ten years ago. I worked as an adult, man. I don't know if I ever told you there was a guy was a site rep. You would go to a building that they're shooting a movie production, and you just represent basically the building. So that the action doesn't just destroy it. Because they will don't give a fuck. Yeah. Be like this is Christina's house. I'm just here to make sure. And then they'll start like nail and shit. And. Yeah, so you had to kind of protect it and one of the other site reps guy was like twenty six twenty seven was legit of Sesto obsessed with Jessica Biel, and he was like am. I have pictures over all over my room. He's. I know I'm gonna marry her one day. And I I like some say you're like, yeah. And then he was like, no real. I was like you're gonna marry Jessica Biel, and he's like, yeah. He's like he's like we're meant to be together. And I was like fuck seriously delusional. And I would bring it up like I wouldn't see him for a week seem at the office. Like a Jessica plans coming up, and he would be like on. Oh, I know you make fun of me for that. But gang banger to know. He was kind of about the about the blood. He was he was from Ventura, okay, homey, and he liked to serve. We're like a perfect match. You know, like delusion the level of delusion that it wasn't like it's one thing. If you see like teenager like that Stu grown man, I used to think that Ricky Schroder, and I would fall in love and get married or you like thirty one SilverStone. He was my first love my first crash was Ricky Schroder. Yeah. I mean, he was well off good-looking. Yeah. I mean, I had I had that crush on alyssum, Milano course. And then what was the blonde the beautiful blonde on the other the one that's got bail finger. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Let's her Nicole Eggert. Call anchor thing if you learn their names, there was a good chance. You didn't have other. Is an advanced level for a kid for a kid when you're like, oh, I read the credits. And I know this name with men is to. I used to buy like those big Bopper Zine remember those stupid magazines for like teen girls. And then Ricky Schroder would be all over it. Like the poster on my wall. It's loved him. And then it became Johnny Depp. When twenty one jump street came out home. I God twenty one jump street. Johnny Depp, so cute. Yeah. Yeah. Phillix? Great though. Yeah. For total. Does look great. I know crazy. He's he is wild, dude. Yeah. I wish she would the craziest thing about that. Article about him that that the spending article he's like he's like really has like diagnosed, you know, spending issue pulse. Sure. Sure. He's like just he's like by thirty of those. Okay. The craziest thing to me still is that he smokes in his house rolling up guys fence thirty million a month. And I'm like, yeah. It's kind of crazy. And then he's like smoking cigarettes is guys walking nuts. I wish he would come on our show. But our show is invitational. Late is invite only show. Yeah. You got to be invited. Yeah. He can't just come on here. Unless you wanna you wanna issue invitation? Go ahead. Look into your. Are you agreeing that I'm agreement Johnny Depp to beyond our? Johnny depp. If you're listening to your mom's house, you're watching us on YouTube year invited to come on as a guest, I extend the invitation to you, welcome. But very nice. You. Speaking of nice, things guess what? I don't know. If you guys I don't know if you even know, do, you know that hard rock Nick was on Tosh. Boy. No. Oh, yeah. We got a shoutout. Yeah. And they played footage from our show. That's pretty cool. I can't tell you. I'm a little upset because they only mentioned, Tom. They're like, Tom girls. Pike. Unlike what am I chopped liver? What about Christina p to net flix specials? Hello. What am I fucking? The just the dumb girl. Well, in the gator, you know, like on radio with the, you know, your your Rick Dees. And who am I? Yeah. No. I understand the side kick check just some dumb blonde girl. Well, yes, I think that I think co created your mom's we're co creators. Yeah. Yeah. Very I'm actually very upset with very I'm a fan. Josh says in radio that that role is called the whole on the whole, oh, the gash the girl. All this terrible. Josh what giggle gash did we come up with a proper name charcoal fucker? His was giggle. Gash right. He's out of his fucking to be fair to Ta-talk though. I actually know. Yeah. So do I know I've talked to him backstage before. Yes. No doubt. I know I know Nick Wagner. That's not who worked for him. That's a different guy. Guys. I'm ten years behind catch me outside. So. Daniel though, right? I forgot. Yeah. But still show disrespect. He just like, there's just some blond chick. Exactly. Just some fucking dumb bitch and a cool jacket. But anyway, believable at the level of disrespect aside from that respect the segment was very funny. It wasn't very very flat. And they did they gave a shout out to they did say site my name, but they played a clip from our show yet the two of us talking about hard rock metal hard rock Nick in his defense was was game. And was very fun on. I have to give him credit yet. He he reacted differently than I what I would maybe expect it from somebody so attractive, and so muscular and so wealthy. I would think that somebody like hard rock Nick wouldn't even give the the media the time of day. Do these very busy. I thought he was hilarious too that he has not broken on his claims so on on a regular thing. And and and then they're like, and you really are worth like hundred million. He's like he's like. Yep. Doesn't he doesn't bend at all those claims pretty fun. Now that's been having to. He's having a good time. He's on cameo, by the way, you can get a hard rock. Yeah. Plug okay. I don't know what he's charging though. I know I wonder rich shouldn't be charging a millionaire. He could be doing this for free. So I know some other people do Kathy Griffin. She does them. I don't know. Approach me, and I said died. No, thanks. It's not, you know. I don't know. It's not for me personally. I like I said if I wanted to do videos for fans, I just puck and do it for free. Give shout outs. The people on their birthdays. And. Birthday to yet. We should start doing birthday. Shout outs. Like on the radio those dumb. Who's birthdays today? Nothing. I hate more than birthday. Fucking. I get emails all the time. We'll be at your show on Friday, and my friend Cynthia we give her a shoutout. Also, Scott big air lobes. If you want something to make fun of her about. Yeah. I know I can't wait to stop my show to do that. It's my adult friends birthday. The only crazy to me like, you're an adult. Knowing more insane than like, we'll be at your show. Sometimes it's like a group of us coming Ted guys. Crazy. You wanna fuck with him? You know, he's always got a truck you never. It's all dirty and shit. You never if you wanna make. Yeah. You're gonna stop your show with thousand here. Why don't you watch your truck? Everyone's like, that's hilarious. So fucking stupid. Now are my favorite is. I get people emailing me. Hey, hey, Tom's doing a show in Fort Lauderdale. Can you ask him to help me? Get a proposal. That's right. No, the one that I hate the most. And by the way to see you know, how unoriginal you are. It is every week every week. I get multiple emails. Why we're going to be at the show Saturday. Yeah. And I wanted to do something really special like what I want to propose to my girl at your show hoping that maybe you could bring me up on stage. And what do you realize how little everyone at that? Show cares. Nobody getting engaged. Nobody. No. I just I had to stop myself from writing back how much I hate them when they Email me that, but well, it breaks the worst also brings the comedy fund to stop stop, the entertainment. Let's make this show that has eighteen hundred twenty five hundred people let's make everybody. Stop and watch you go Elissa. You mean the world to me girl, and he's nervous Shaka 'cause he's on stage. And then he has the story of that show. Everyone hated us for stopping the show. Proposed. You remember I'm not going to say the club. But they would they would I had it happen twice in club. I've had happen several times. Yes. But then the owner wants you to plug the blowjob shots. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Before your set does Dallas Fort Worth yet. Stupid. Just go ahead and plug these blowjob shots, and then just. That's the one where the guy goes. You're the only guy it's ever said anything about this told me, I was the only guy that's ever. I was like, okay. All right, man. Yeah. No, I had I had proposals. Here's what I had. So the first time I ever had it happened. I was working club. And were like they picked. They basically informed me. They're like someone's going to propose that was like, okay. It was as bad as you can imagine guys on nervous people, and then people are eating I realize how much everybody hated it by the next time it happened. They had to ask me. They're like, do you mind? If somebody proposes during the show, and I go, I absolutely do mind. And they're like what can we do? And I was like you can wait till I'm done with my show. You can do it after the show. And that was the compromise. I was like once I'm off stage. Yeah. And back in the green room. I don't care. You can have a guy take shit on stage and people are filing out. Yeah. So that's what they did finish what their nachos. I had people ask me to marry them a lot, and I'm not gonna do it. Just 'cause I don't you. Don't want me. Yeah. I mean, I appreciate the no the offers. Nice offers nice to say would you like to be the officiant in my wedding. The offer is insulting and selfish to say you mind, if I propose during your show, you're fucking rude. Okay. My God, you're selfish sheer balls are freshly shorn, but they're back down. Get your dick tonight snapping already at stocking propose he's as show, right? Testosterone running three right now. No, you're right. And again, I don't I appreciate the offer to officiate your wedding. But I I'm not the right care. But that's different. That is that saying would you like to come to this thing invitation like this podcast tation only? That's absolutely, right. The same thing. Not just any whole can come on just send me a fucking thing. Yeah. Hey, why can I be? No, no, no. Of course, we have to ordain you that's worthy of being on our show. That's right. Who is he getting text message from them all his jokes? Buck you on. Yeah. Beard and trying to. I ninety that would upset you man. So ever since I've been going like real short with with a haircut and everything I have to do this horrible maintenance of getting it clipped all the time. Yeah. Do starts to look shitty. When it has any growth on getting haircuts every two. When the the beard is a little Wiley, look clo-, look dirty. I, but if you don't understand that was my attraction to you is that you look dirty and gross and homeless. I like it don't you get that. I've always loved that about you that you're just nasty, stinky, bear, alike it hairy and stuff. I love your different image of myself. Really? Yeah. Of course. But I like it when you're a little unkempt, it's masculine. All. Right. Well, I just meant that like so here obviously in the front it's thinned out. So when you have thin hair in your front of your head, and you're doing the buzz-cut you gotta keep it short. Otherwise when it gets any growth it just highlights. How thinned out it is sure. So started to get there. And I was like I go get it cleaned up. I keep calling these two places to do it. Because they're near us. One of them is always packed. I never remember to call ahead of time. I always called day of Roko at like nine the morning like working. Clearly packed at him. Like Jesus Christ. How many people are getting their damn haircut? I don't know you wanna come and wait and go. No. So I call the second place. And there was a lady did a pretty good job. Of course. She's not there. So I go in yesterday. And I tell the dude what I want. And I mean, it's not totally fucked up, but he thought your beard he fucked beard up. I'm not you're the one that said that when you came high. No capping on you just see the funny thing I gave them like a give them. All nice. I'm nice. But I go them like really explicit instructions. And he was like, yeah. I get it, man. Then he did it. And I was like that's not what I wanted. But the good news is you're grows. Fast. Does a week it'll be normal again. He cut the line. He took it up. Here's what's wrong is that he cut like gave you the dad line like your beard grows. It's got to go further down here. Chin? I know. He's not American. Oh, he was in. Of course, not. Explains. Was he did he city microwave is curry us legates walking morning. Had my coffee it. Morning. Fuck is in morning says that fucking morning. Yeah. Book that's how I would wanna boss to talk to me me too. But you get to work and he's like fucking morning. Oh, so here we go homing. All right. Hello fresh. 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You know, Sean is the Hosa hot ones, the wildly popular online show YouTube show that I feast I was on on the last season. Yeah. It's a it's a it's a big show, and Sean is like just the sweetest guy. I think the best host and interviewer in the game. He's absolutely my favorite person ever interviewed me. And I love watching him host that show if you've never watched hot ones, you can do a deep dive on that. It's so fun. Shaquille O'Neal episode. Just watch that one. He has usually has a mix of like athletes actors, rappers and comics always plug in a comic in every every season. And it's great. And so I'm I'm thrilled that he came here. We had the best time with them. He played our own game with him. So we played wet ones with them. And so hope you enjoy it. Here is Sean Evans, everybody. Hey, what's going on everyone for Wia may chime Tom saga? And you're watching wet ones the show was planned water and even bland or questions. Our guest today is Sean Evans, Sean, you are the CEO chairman host president and director of what's it called? How one's hot one's. Yeah. That's another show. Anyways, that's show is much better. So I up we're going to give you the society. Yeah. This is a shit water for shit people that don't know any better. Go ahead, and crack it open. Right. I won't even taste mine because I think it tastes like dog shit. Yeah. That tastes like what does it taste like hundred GM? It's disgusting. Rash? You have a do you ever have a hose attached to your half? Yeah. Yeah. I used to pull that move. Yeah. Now, it does taste like hose water. I agree. Sean. What's your favorite color? I was actually thinking about this the other day because I think I just wear creams and grays and blacks all the time. But like those are boring colors yet. I'm happy that orange exists. Do you ever? Do you wear it though? No. Because it looked horrible on me. But orange is my favorite color cruciate at the point now where then you start to appreciate somebody who will wear colors. You know what I mean like old? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I'll see somebody in like an orange like a real blue that pops. Joe? I wish I could be aspirational aspiration. I won't do it. Yeah. We won't get their next up. His aqua pawn this. Natural spring water. You know, the difference between that bullshit dishonor in this minerals. Oh, yeah. You can taste the minerals for real. Yeah. Now, I don't know if I would reach for this when I'm wanting to quench my thirst. That's an exotic drink if somebody offered you this this this this one hundred times, I'm gonna put this. I think we should square them off. I'm gonna put this to the my right? That means preferable place. Sean, did you ever think in a million years that you would be doing what you're doing now? No. I mean, we didn't even think that. We didn't even have that high hopes of for the show like just in general, he at off or no, no, I thought that we could make this quick fire internet side show. You know like celebrities coming in burning their face off. I thought, you know, even I didn't know if necessarily would have a host or that you'd see the host of that it would play that role in it originally idea for it was at for to be this like swinging light interrogation show where just be like interrogating the celebrity and forcing chicken wings down their throat, and they'd just be like fighting through these questions in the wings, maybe by themselves. Like, maybe I don't even eat. And it was Tony from g unit who helped us workshop the show, and he was kind of like, you know, no self respecting famous person's gonna come in here and just choke down wings while you pepper them with questions. Like, if you want this to work, I think you have to eat the wings too. And it was really like the and that was like unintentional that workout clicked for us. Like, I remember the light bulb going off like, oh, yeah. Like that makes a lot more sense than hot one. Was born to amazing show. Thank you. And the best part about it. One hundred percent is you because you are a gifted broadcaster an interviewer. I don't know how you do it. I really don't. I think part of it is that you actually seems like you take genuine interest in your subjects, which is like what you realize if when you watch, you know, a talk show or radio interview. Especially like, we're always the subject of interviews where you go in and like lotta times with radio they'll be like a just reading like like a bio line that you went to university of San Francisco Wikipedia is printed. You like this is the second line of my bio and says here, you did Netflix special. What was that? Like, yours was I like yours are are way way more researched in depth feels like you actually take an interest. Well, I think that it's such a competitive space like the interview space is so competitive, so it's like you're gonna. Get eyeballs, you know, and you're going to compete for those. Then I think your show has to be that exceptionally good. And then I think the other thing that's played into that as the audience, so many people are cult-like with hot ones. They're hot ones fans, and they're just there every single time. So you feel like you have to impress them every single time. Let me respect your audience. I you know, what I am. I'm scared of them. I'm scared of that audience. I'm scared of him. I think they put such pressure runs have a fart, Mike. No. But we need one this guide. You should have a fart Mike on right ever show needed a fart, Mike. Wow. Permission to take the idea. I thought you'd cornered. And if if you if you have to I'm grabbing I've got you got you. You know, you never know. You know, you always have to be ready could at any. And as a an alum of hot ones. I gotta tell you when you're in when you're in that room, and you feel a fart. You're not sure what's behind it. Oh, yeah. Imagine if it was like, this might be a shit, Mike real suit because I remember asking after you did hot ones, Mike how is your Brown after? And it was I took my I'll tell you this. You could pass this advice on to future hot ones who are hesitant to go forward with the game. So to speak when I worked at Chievo on sunset many years ago, which I think is still around the all Mexican Guatemalan staff. They would make crazy hot dishes all the time for us. Everything was like super spicy. And a lot of us would be like man that looks spicy is gonna kill me on right out. And they were like, but you gotta do men. You get bread. You butter up that bread. Heavy butter lines the track like if you know, you're gonna eat spices. And that would completely now a lot of times when you go out for something spicy, you weren't listening planning on it. So you're ruined. But whenever we did that. And we ate the buttered like thick buttered bread. It like I dunno. You do that. For hot ones, though. No. Smart. I'm saying I remember that. Yeah. But you know, it's weird that I come across somebody on the other side of hot ones. But I always do ask them like one. What was like the next couple of days like, and then do people come up to you in the wild. And they're like, oh, I mean, the I mean fish, I remember going to ones as it got closer. It was really I we did first of all we did the the burger thing which will get. But when we did the hot ones, I definitely had some apprehension, and I was like I was like man like how bad is it? So you start, you know, you're watching them then you get distracted by how good the show is you forget that they're going, but then like day of or day before I remember I called Bert because he had done. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like I was like I mean what's going to happen here? He's like it's Hong. It's very, but he was like it won't be that bad. She's fun. And if it hurts just let it hurt. That's what he told me. He lets advice just. Let's just say he's like recover. I was like all right. And then I still remember being there like, I don't know it kind of feels like, you know, there's a parachute and away. But you're still like a little worked up about it. And then the thing was that for me for my personal experience. I was like four five wings in like, this isn't bad at all. But then there was that the bomb. Yeah. Yeah. That was worse than what I had imagined. It could be right. Yeah. That wreck me. Yeah. There's no need for that. Then it's funny. Because when I watched when I watched it, and I'm just watching it as let's try and take myself out of it as content. I this is like one of the funniest parts watching someone struggle. Yes. What can I actually remember that? I couldn't remember what you'd asked me a couple times. It gets loud. You like that speaker feedback situation or something? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I was like, man. I don't know where to go with this right now. All right, man. Sop ruining my next water. No, go to Fiji just jump ahead to Fiji. Yeah. This is dog shit too. We just put the dog shit out there to remind them that they make Dr water, but this one this is garbage to this. They put that all over the place. I feel like gee model chick you product place with the -centia. Yes. That's very specific. And accurate. Yeah. They have like a real online marketing strategy learned that the H stuff is nonsense full shit. Yeah. Martin is the the water is water Sonia of German descent, of course. But Martin taught us a lot one of the things you tell us, you know, how when you drink Fiji. There's like a silky new to it on you ever. Yeah. That's the mineral. I think it's called silica. Yeah. Uh-huh. Silica you can feel it. Yeah. It smooth generals man, that's silica. And that is delicious and just to our next question. Fedex or UPS. That actually UPS FedEx like I've been next day in some stuff lately. In every time. I hit the FedEx I feel like in New York you hit a FedEx like every third or fourth door. Yeah. So it's just in that, you know. I mean, yes, I'm always like are we fucking really doing this right now. I agree. It's such a third world. I don't think I've I don't know if I've ever into a you. Fedex has the US on lock. But then you go international maybe with UPS or what's the DHL? They do that. Like, h l ships on the Zimbabwe. You'd better do the shell. But FedEx is really got it down here. Yeah. Yeah. I don't fuck with UPS. Now, you know what I mean? Yeah. All right to remove non. Is real bullshit. But crap the reason I bring it up is that it's brilliant marketing is probably in the running for the dog shittiest of the dog shit waters. And we learned a lot about this for Martin as well, it's like triple distilled, which means stripped of like all minerals. So again, it's like, you know, I don't know I might as well drink pull water, right? You like straws? Well, you know, straws feel like there's a lot of bad PR with straws right now. Dad person if I use a straw. But then at the same time, I wouldn't you know, like the metal straw situation of the substitute like who has time for those you do idea the house yet. But then I have a near. So I'm always of frayed they're going to chip on or clinging. Then do you have to think ahead and plan, you know, like a straws so impulsive like there's just a million straws on the counter, you just have the straw. When you're drinking something in the cupboard bunch washed ready to go down put it in my smoothie, whatever see I know to have a hard time doing that. But then at the same time straws are good because I feel like I have bad teeth. Like, I feel on a genetic level realit- parents handed down bad tease that smile. How are they bad? Like, I think I'm just like on a cavity level. I feel like I get them like they're just they're softer and weaker than most people's teeth, but a straw. It'll help you know, 'cause like if you're drinking something straw. It'll bypass the teeth that contact. Do you sense of nine sensitive straight crest three d you know, I'm very not be stripping your teeth, even more really I would argue should switch to a sensitive toothpaste like sensiti. Hi, mom sold. Yeah. That's shit. Feel like you're draw wise, I feel like there's some type of like so like basically a few months ago there was like the real big pushback on the straws, and you started they started we're going to take straws away. Starbucks. I went into one of these every day to one and one of them was like, oh, yeah. There's probably not gonna be straws soon. So now, they're doing. For ice drinks, cold drinks, a lid with an open. I hate it. Why just go like this is just the new reality. Just like this is what it is. We're all becoming children. I mean, and I just kinda was annoyed. But I was like, you know, what it's not that bad. And then the next week. They're like straws again. I was like what happened. I was like people must be like fuck you not not using straw. Right. It went away like immediately. Yeah. I don't know they were basically happy and now that know your child, and then people were like, no, I'm not. Yeah. Okay. Well, I like when the people win it back. Yeah. You know, all right, Christina, what water dry guess, well, I'm a huge fan of avian. I I would argue with all these waters. This is the highest quality. I like the taste. I will pay the extra money in the airport it to drink all taste, if you really s on it really grew up on this damn homie. A lot of money. I didn't grow up on this shit. Okay. Offset. Talking about dog Tam hot ones. I feel like it's a good water, but water Champa, you're gonna bark this down. Excuse me. Are you referring to him as my bad? We saw the eye contact. He said that. Well, guess what? Guess what we have a new water champ bottles in the store? Now. Go to mirc dot com slash time to grow and look up. The new water champ bottle where you can pretend to be the water champ in your house. Just like she pretend don't pretend. Watch every episode of the show. I'm constantly drinking more water right now. Neat. Watch me outside. What did she say gets me outside out that how about that? No. That do you feel like here, you are this good looking guy. You're making money you're getting famous more famous everyday yet. You're in this relationship. How dumb does that? Yeah. But I don't know. I feel like. I'm I'm playing up in that. I feel like if you if you pulled one hundred people, and you showed a picture of me and go ahead and put all the stats. Go ahead and put the resume there. And then you throw one up of her. I bet ninety six out of one hundred are going to say he's lucky to be with her not. She's lucky to. Yeah. About it would be like in the nineties. What's your lady what's going on? Who is she I'm unaware away. What our first date was actually at your guys show. Yeah. Yes. Store at the end camelia and sad. Yeah. Yeah. And then you were. Yeah. Okay. And she's a fan actually likes the she's likes the eighties. Mom bit. You know, a lot of people do right now. I'm gonna have to expand on that. It's okay. So what's her story? What is she into? She does like this sort of thing to not not comedy podcasting. But she does like on air hosting and red, carpets and USA. She's very pretty stunning. Do that kind of stuff. Yeah. Like a Laker girl. Miss california. See now, you've now you end genes, really. Now you'd walk it back. You know town. You know, look, I'm sorry about what I said. Laker girl. So she saw a lot of these. I'm I'm no, I don't know how to I don't think. So I think that I think that are you reading about the cheerleader and stuff that's coming out. Like, it's such a tough job. They don't get paid. They have to pay their own Uber's out to like, whatever payment home. They have to go shake hands ad or whatever, you know. I think it's a tough gig being a cheerleader. And then I think yeah. If you like talk to somebody on the team, you're you're out of there. Wow. I think it's like that. That's crazy. Take. Sinoe to Laker game. And and this is not too long a couple months ago. And first of all this is somebody who. Together, fifteen years, basically, right? Yeah. Sports zero interest. No games. Like never. She's like, oh, you're watching a game just walks away. I take the Laker game. She's got a pool of drool on her shirt. Her mouth is open. She's like she's like licking her lips trend again the cartoons. Like, I really liked. He's Laker games. I was like, oh, yeah. She was like all in there. So big and strong, and you can see everything in the shorts. And I was like, okay. And I thought we couldn't see enough in the shorts. Yeah. Yeah. That was you. Tell him what happened that night. Oh. And then so then she was like anyways the next Laker game. You can set up. That'd be great. And I'm like, okay. I'll keep it in mind. That's your new favorite activity next morning. She's like guess what? I had a dream about. I was like what was I grant that? I was with you. But instead of you having what you have you had a big black cock when? Oh, yeah. It was him. But he had a big black dog. Yeah. It's cool. I just really liked to cock think black. Okay. So how long have you been with this lady? So I don't know. I think that show would have been like, I don't know like ten months ago or something really your first date. I remember you're like sold out. No, I know. But that's, but that was I think you made me look cool because then you put my name on the list. And then the comedy store is credit the very old school that way, you know, the very like these are Tom guests, and then like three people come down from the ceiling, and they're like, oh, let me show you your seat. They're very they're very cool that way, and then we went back stage member. Yeah backstage, and we chatted for a little bit. And then Hannibal rolled through with under cat. Yeah. So it was like a a good. It was a good. I was just telling him so state. Yeah. Shit. Under cats album on repeat that was what you asked me yesterday. What is it? Can you been on a loop for I don't know how? No, I was just saying that like I've been listening to the album on a loop for a year and a half. And then when I met thunder cat, I had no idea who he was. And then I just watch out. Through its other famous singer were in there, beautiful girl and Hannibal was with them. And I was like what are you guys do like warm utions super famous? Oh, no. You are. That's par for the course. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Just coming full airing. Yeah. I hope you pop the question stuff. Jesus launch you fucking lay off a little bit eleven. I can't wait. Yeah. Yeah. Then shit away from my faith. How many seasons are we into hot ones down eight eight season eight finishing in a couple of months hundred fifty episodes, can you announce anybody that's coming up or knows that like topsy? I don't really the only thing is like fans get so like about like when they're looking for the episode. But I don't really care. I think so this week redrawing Billy Ilitch next week shack. Why? Wow. And he's got a big one. Where I live with Sean. Can you imagine imagine that though on Tom's body? I know dreams are made a win win. Question. Ask you that. Uh-huh. Finding question. Yeah. Theo von after that. Yeah. And then we shot one with Chelsea handler. Oh, could go. It was good. It was fun. I like I like to eat by the way that you keep the comics in the game. Thank you had you had the the big movie stars and athletes rappers. But I love as comics love, the keep comics in the Lou, and I think that's just good for a show to just cranking ups, you know, like people, I think sometimes people want like very specific kind of you're experience all the time. But I think that that's what makes it good as it's like, this sort of island of misfit toys, you kind of know what to expect. But at the same time don't know to expect week over week thing. So thank you for saying that because a lot of pride in that. Absolutely. Yeah. And then we like a big finale today keep that hush for now. And then and then and then we in the show told me, I did I did that's a good one. And then. And then we'll take like a couple of weeks off. I was for after. And then then we'll take just a couple of weeks off and do it again. You know, it's it's on fire. Thank you. You guys are actually you have. Hot sauce out there once game. Yeah. Can I bring a gift? Yes. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. Sneeze a lot laughing got the classic, homey. Bam. What else we got? Here. We got the Los Kelly. The ants can say look anyway. What? Oh, last dab that. You know, this makes you go cockeyed your. The last dab love. It means the last toilet. Oh. Oh, when when you do the show throw on last wing die go for it. That shows how. So tear, my it's funny to watch. I think that's the best part is watching people react to have the fun is like oh my God. Famous people hurt is pretty funny. Right. Because I think too. That's the most common thing like celebrity is inherently this unobtainable thing. It's like everyone's always trying to make these like, what's it like to have a beer with them shows, you know, but like really the most common thing is dying on hot sauce. It's like something everybody knows. And it's like the only legal way to physically harm someone. It's it's such a great concept, and it is like this. It's relatable in weird way. Right. Yeah. Exactly. Like, I know what it's like to eat something spicy. Yeah. To see the different levels of suffering is like amusing and entertaining to and that's been such a an education for me. Because now that I'm thrown into this world. It's not like some hot sauce guy chili pepper guy before all this happened. But it is crazy the range people have you know, some people can eat a curry in. It's fine. It's just chill. They might as well be eating cereal. And then some people like one bite and they completely start to melt down. Yeah. So that's even interesting is yes in credit. All over the place. Yeah. People really some of them. You know, if you if your life is spent eating certain foods. It's like you can't. Yeah. You can get there. Yeah. You can't even scare them. Right. And even now like having done this. Oh, frequently like now, I can you know, the tolerance is definitely gone for you believe that you know, when I was in Korea. I would go eat in the mall, like a Fenwick class. You say Korea. I would train myself. I would order soon though, boo in their hot ask soups. Yeah. And I would just blow it out. I get like diarrhea everyday. And then by time, I came back to the states. Did you see me? I should all the time crane food. I remember. I would say twenty twelve but I don't get diarrhea anymore. You can really train yourself. Yeah. Your biology completely flips. How's this work? We gotta ask Dr drew. No him stars the be lasting with a K alkyl. Drink drink drink happens. Dr. One of the most racist fattest is the game. You've heard of him. Hot wings, though, is that it is a sadistic when you wanna hurt yourself or masochistic. I always forget, would you say is which one anyways, it's self punishment going into it, not wings is masochism when you heard your, and I love, I don't know. But it's like you look like, you'd know you're really into that stuff that you order it just to punish yourself. You know, it's like the most it's the most bizarre meal, and I do it a lot like eight Milad in airports and stuff. Do you like get on planes and Mike? Why am I doing this? I throw a hot sauce sometimes when I don't want Haas because it's offered right? A lot of eggs on the road. Like, like, two hundred bucks off in my mind. Like that like, Yup. Like sometimes I'll be like that's not enough hats off and by drown it. And then I'll be like this is gonna hurt. Then I eat them off everything hurts now stomach hurts. Do you ever? Catch a buzz off it in a. That must be what it we're way. Right. It's like a high. Yeah. A little high. Sometimes. Yeah. I like it to hurt my mouth if it's sour to love sour like fucking burns her. I love to hit. You have about this stuff. I I love studying the business of of, you know, do entertain I I love the numbers that, and I you know, as soon as that Gordon Ramsay episode blew up. Yeah. I was hitting you up. Do you believe the? 'cause I was excited for you know, it's crazy too. Because you know, from the time that we put up the first episode of Gordon without Gordon Ramsay, I ever everyone's like, Gordon Ramsay. Gotta get on the show. You gotta have Gordon Ramsay on the show. And then like that pressure was so loud all the time like every tweet people respond to it as like, when's Gordon Ramsay on the show, my g comments like whatever. So there was so much pressure that forced us both in the room together. And then you feel like you have these ridiculous expectations for it. But we're like all right. We'll just gonna throw the kitchen sink atom just try to. Just make this just the most outrageous experience, then he went to Bristol farms picked up all that stuff that he was like using the women line Jews did doughnuts. Yeah. And he's just like fighting off the spice that way he was really wrestled with the Brits, the Brits. Are they have like a real aversion? But they're bland pallets very bland every person from the UK that we've ever had on the show as always been struggle city. Yeah. This brand to see him. I mean, it was like doughnut by every like, the sweet, you know, it came from a educated place as a highly showman level, I level. Yeah. But the other thing is fascinating is like, obviously, I know he's super famous, you know. You know, you know, he's a well known person. But to see that response to that degree is like I got excited seeing that respond to we'd never had anything that crazy. You know, like we knew we drop it and it would do. Well, like, we knew that. But that just took with the way people took I don't know probably thirty million or something isn't that fascinating? Crazy mazing as wild. It's amazing. So great good for you. Yeah. So crazy crazy, man. That is that's nuts. Oh, do you wish you were taller? Yeah. I think like if I think about things I'd change about myself. Adding to or would probably be top five. Yeah. I would I think I would take six to and just be like tell are you. Are you six foot right at it? You know, but I feel like six to would be like, you know, you're like one of these guys like six eight you just like a fucking monster walking around. You don't want that especially if you can't ball, then, you know, then it's like your hand is way over there. Like, how would you even control? I've got one. Okay. Did you rather be taller or have your Peter be bigger? What's up with how dissatisfied? I'm just asking. It's just an would you rather? Your answer on me. I'm thinking because I was just thinking women don't want to be taller, generally. I don't wanna be taller. What would I want? If I were guy. Absolutely, smaller boobs, but I could buy that. What would you can't fi? Would you want for me for four you or me, babe? You're perfect. I don't want anything that's called a wife. John shallow edgy want taller or a bigger Peter taller. I feel like I feel good. I'm like a dick level. I feel good. I feel like I just have like one you draw. Like, I feel like it's very like like what they'd sell them the store. Right. You know, it's very it's like factory standard feel good about it. And then seen it. It's nice. But then yeah, I would like to get taller would you want? Would you like to have like hair like surfer, dude hair? I don't have. I don't know if I would either. People are like, oh, you know, you're we have a similar thing. And you keep it close doesn't bother me in the least same. I kinda like it the way that I cut through the air. You know, the way I feel the breeze. It doesn't respect a doesn't. I actually liked the way it looks. So I'm in the maintenance, I'm good. I mean, if somebody told me like, hey, would you rather be like like perfect physique or taller? That's one Ravi. Like I'd take perfect. You know, I made it this far. I don't I don't obsess about the height, whatever. Yeah. All right movie. All right. Oh, sorry. We gonna say Sweden item. No. I was just going to say. Awesome. Do another couple inches now. Okay. No down here. No doubt. Okay. Here in a movie more credit kind of like the bottle. Babe. Okay. Okay. I got it from a movie I again, I can't take credit for it. Would you would you trade five years of your life yet? You lose five years of your life to be in perfect shape. How like a model's body? Yeah. Even as it on that five off the end. I'm not going to tell you which five could be five prime years. I'm gonna take five prime years this work. But just whatever. And then you know, I take away thirty. You you go to sleep at thirty wake up thirty five coma. Sure. Fine. I'd take your body's rat. Like you. You look perfect there. Your whole take that take those years gone. Fuck it. Yeah. Right now that's out right now. Aside just come back and they're doing well. Children's lives for the Ferdie. Nothing important happening there. I'll come back to your dad. Who's lebron? That's. Another guy. God. Okay. What about you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Check out our shit. None of my child. Not if someone would be like now because of my children being like thirty to thirty five. Fuck those years. Yeah. Take him. Fuck those years as you got married. Don't care. So don't care. But I, you know, when you come to the realization, like, I just, you know, in your brain, you always have the hope that one day you'll have a perfect body. This is the year I'm going to work out. And I'm gonna let perfect like I'm like, it's never gonna happen for me. Finally, are you there, right? Yeah. I had that realization this morning. I'll say this is all wrecked today. But you have the realization that this goes it's gonna this is it I two children. This is ravaged this is gone. Do you feel like all downhill from here? Absolutely. I mean, I'm gonna maintain do plots twice a week. And I'm gonna eat. Well, but it's not going to get great is what I'm saying. Right. I'm never gonna look like a model. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know what? I mean. I kind of do you still hold a delusion that you you're gonna be how you look when you're twenty sometimes. Yeah. I think I think I do. And then we'll happen is like, you know, you have like a couple of good or decent naked days. You go to the show, especially if it's like a worked out like three days in a row, and I just came from this. So muscles are a little swollen like blood in them. And you're like, you know, this pretty good. And then maybe like you have a day off. And then the next day. Like had my buddy go to shit in a day. You feel like I mean, it must be obviously all in your butt like Alfie like nuts. It's back to shit again. But maybe it makes you kind of lazy. Sometimes I feel like it does that. I'm like, oh, why could snap this back in at any time? Right. You know, now, I feel like I'm pretty far from being even decent. You know? Good good. It's nice. You're nice guy. I mean now baby are UP beat beautiful to me. Thanks here. Handsome picture. Appreciate it. On movies. You RAM perfect. I love you. Booked. It's not. Get me out. Now all my parts, by the way in the last. I just booked apart. I did three last year the parts were like obnoxious brother-in-law corrupt city councilman. Yes. Corrupt police officer and coming up corrupt or like asshole tech guy. But the family one with Mark. Well that that's good. He's tall. It's got a good rotten tomatoes, though town. But I'm told you this that you're going to flourish as an asshole your character is asshole. That's what you're good at. But that's what he's good at community. She goes, you know, what your key is what you've said it to me. She goes, you know, what you're really going to really do. I'll be like what she goes. You're a fucking scumbag, you scumbag, like you're well, she knows he says she knows casting. Yeah. Like, you know, you don't know how you look like a scumbag. Homeless degenerate, you married this. I love it. But why do you think who are my types? Yes. She likes Benicia. What's the guy with his dick and the girls Vincent Gallo? Like I like crazy homeless looking. Yes. Malley Lipton's catcher. I'll catch stoplight looking at homeless. Licks her lips a little bit and like stop go. He needs a hand. Stop. Now his legs. Sean do you ever play this game? When you're on an airplane and people are filing past you. When you see a woman, you go like that could be I think I could love her. And then you find something immediately wrong with her or like could that be my spouse? And then you go now because she's got her hair's parted poorly or three towers the think I am like a people watcher voyeur at heart. And sometimes I find myself staring at someone and then trying to think about what it would be like to walk mile in their shoes or something. Yeah. I start to like wonder what they're like how you know if I see somebody walking by carrying bags of stuff. I'm like, you know, how did they end up in this position in their life or their carrying those on the street and stuff? And then I find myself thinking about it. I think a little bit more than your average person average Walker by would you know? Yeah, I think that too. But I don't do that specifically in the plane. I'm not like, oh, I could marry that person then trying to find something to disqualify that Christine is my game. I think I can love you can never love you. And then I'll find supervision reason. Yeah. Do you? Find yourself going rooting for who's gonna sit next to you. And all these all the time and praying it's not that person. It's always that person that smelling fucker out. So I gotta ask you because it seemed like actually give the best gig going in entertainment. You know, it's such an awesome job and the show keeps getting better. And the, you know, the get it's like it feels like it's perfect gate, right? You know, in a lot of ways it is everything that I always wanted. And it's a small team, you know, which and every time I talked to somebody else's doing some other thing pop the hood on it. And I realized like I'm happy that I'm in my lane doing my thing and that lane doing that thing all the time. It's labor intensive obviously we travel so much. There's so much research built into it the post production and the show plus like the frequency with which we like crank these things out, which is like the keyed one of the most amazing components. Thank you. I appreciate we worked so hard on that. Because I kinda just want everyone watching it to really feel that pain in those moments always think like the evolution of it is some I'm max experience where like they spit out the water, and you get like sprayed with water or something like think like it could be bigger than that some sort of like Oculus rift experiential thing is like when I look into the future and think about what the show could be or whatever. But there is the wings. There is constantly eating death wings, it give and take. Yeah. Okay. That's the, but I feel like the most like the part where I go. You know, there's got to be either. It's flow to you or in your own mind. Like, well, then, you know, the TV show the talk show. Right. It's a natural Euboea total obviously natural host at it. Thank you. Then you go like. You know, maybe there's a time and place for that. But I feel like every time like for us will, you know, like, oh, you know, you need to be doing TV and more, you know, stuff that like traditional show right closer, you are around that you're like others so much. She if to deal with then we come here. We're like, oh, we get to do whatever we want bring out stupid water bottles. And. Yeah, crazy. Nobody's telling us anything. That's the thing. Kind of the great gig. And I think too is we've made this team like as we've conquered every single day added to this team tonight. Love everybody that's around me. And yeah creatively. There's nobody who's going to get on my way about anything. You know, like I could die on any hill that I want to and I feel supported by the people that are on the team, and I'm really proud of the show, and what we do and the way that it's just sort of done and lapse lapse round, everyone's expectation, and then just completely changes your whole perspective on everything. So in all of those ways like. You know, you kind of want to soak in this moment and stay on track with it. And maybe even try to help that train go higher and faster. But yeah, I think about that all the time because people, you know, like, whatever my agent or like, whoever though is like what's next? What's next? What's next? You know, like that's just people, and that's nature. And I'm like, I kinda just want to tighten my grip on just this thing right now, especially if you've got a successful thing ride. The fuck out of people are always like this thing. I don't know. Do I want to rip all the cords out and try to put it into something else? And then try to get this whole thing back like, yeah. No. It's the silliest thing if you find lightning in a bottle, which you clearly have and people want to watch it just keep doing it. Right. People show. What do I wanna fuck? Yeah. But. Fucking them a fanatic people like are fanatics hot ones. And I've experienced the people coming up to me just from being on hot once. It's like, you know, the they'll quote lines from it. And now, yeah, I get emails about it. And you know, people and that they love that they love that. Like, I brought up trick. Daddy. Because then they're like, you not only were guest, but you clearly had been watching the show and that trick daddy episode is like a super debt to me is the most underrated episode ever. It's not like this AMC tens of millions of us. But it's arguably like one of our best interviews and check daddy. What I love about it does when he first got there. He wasn't. He didn't know what hot ones was looking at it. Are we rolling like that? But then you kind of see his shoulders drop, and he just falls into the show. Yes, effortlessly. Yeah. And then we're having this like deep dive career spanning interview on trick. Daddy, and he started to rock with it in that way. And then that acid part that you referenced is one of the one of the moments were most proud of at the show Arnold play Buddha, gang Buddha, gang. So you seem like a pretty together person. Dear parents support your career. Yeah. My dad was gifts. He's getting them. Now. You're right. A good Christmas from dad, but yeah, like. They've always been super supportive well passed away when I was in high school, but my dad's super supportive even like coming out to New York because at first it's hard to explain even he's not watching YouTube and stuff. So it was like, oh, you're going to do you make a web Tom show on the internet? You know, exactly a little bit like, okay, but he was super supportive. And then once we got people like Ricky Gervais and the chair once I did coal bear. Like that was a big deal for him because he was such a huge Letterman fan, so happy in the same theater and the ad Sullivan theater. That was like it was like, okay. It's june. Bear to play your game. I know that was you know, when he spitting milk on the stage of the solvent theater. I was like that was such the such a top of mount Kilimanjaro from me. Yeah. You know? That's awesome, man. Now, you're originally from Chicago. Yes, we love we were big fans of accent shin cargo have you noticed my drawl you? Professional brock. You're so smart. Did you go to a good college to a pretty good college? Where'd you go university of Illinois couldn't see? But you couldn't see studying while get top dollar. What did you study? I'm Brian broadcasting broadcast journalism. Yeah. Had you come back yet. Well, I wanna go back, and yeah, they've kind of hinted at it, and I get like tagged in like the schools Twitter in stuff, and then kids that work at the newspaper. It's a buzzing thing same with like at my high school. Well, what I think is weird is that I grew up in a north west suburb of Chicago, and I see that the local newspaper there. They've never said a damn word about me. Like, I don't know. Like the hometown has never been like is never even acknowledged it. But whatever like love to go back to the university of Illinois. I think it's like a because that would be cool. I think that if I were a student there now, and I watched the show, I think that'd be cool. Yeah. I think Hugh Hefner went there. Some good broadcasts went to you. Roger ebert. You and me will the accent is like that. When someone has a hardcore act like all types. We're just fascinated by it. Yeah. Yeah. But one thing that's really interesting is if somebody I don't know if you've ever heard let's say somebody with a hardcore Chicago accent who's actually really well educated. It's a pretty amazing juxtaposition. So check out this guy speaking, and just, you know, just give us your thoughts serve on San Joaquin delta. It's it's pretty amazing. It's nice e c much willows to get that. Get dash of coast live oak growing on the shores, much invasive, blackberry Brambles, and despite the the Motassedeq tumor of modern society. There's still a couple of danger place with been knocked out. I mean, this guy really knows tastic through Mer, and he's kind of Phyllis zoo. It's not just about the plant life, right? Yeah. It's like that. Remember that SNL Chris Farley like the? Yeah. Double. He fares bears doubles might Jordan two hundred and forty to the rest of the guys six. The Antioch dunes primrose. Supposed to be a wallflower Arystom, which is in a Brassica family, but idea brand. Bloom. They'll ready, dude. I've never heard anything spark that accent. Yeah. Do you think he knows? He's funny or do you think he's? Second. I'm like this guy thinks he's Farley in the sketch. And then I'm like, no, I think this guy really knows this shit. And he's he's one of these guys who's fascinated by something. No one else is you know, like he's really laying out what plants are out there with enthusiasm. I think it's genuine. Yeah. Mark guy. The towns down with the accent. Exactly. But like I love when somebody's enthusiastic about something like fucking plants. He's like hold on a second, Linda give you the fucking detail. He'll persuade you like, yeah. I'm into it. A little bit more, right? When you guys play. These clips do the people in the clips ever acknowledge sometimes cast. Yeah. Like either that's funny or stop doing it. Sometimes like always a lot of people who you're like. Look at this fucking shit show. They're like can I come on? Now. The people here. Like, I wish we could figure this is you never never hear from the Wednesday where desperate like king Asrar familiar with his work. He's a gentleman that farts on food and eats. He. Decorating for hot ones. He was. I wish we could find that guy. He's another one like to allusive. Yeah. I mean as a GO, man. Yeah. It's another celebrity will never know. We've we've we've tried to find this guy not a chance king Atra per. We actually have him on the podcast if that would be. Yeah. Yeah. Try that guy. I would. The move. I would send a car I've put him into Trump car. Be like, yes, please. Come talk beat me higher security for that day, though. The guys out front. I don't think. Yeah. No, no, try it out guy. We'd need to be like can we have an armed officer here. I don't know where this is going to go. But I would really love to get to the bottom video. Yeah. That's my favorite video. It's an interview on the you guys could do. Now feet. Uncle terry. Come on now. I don't know if we could have won. We couldn't we have money think. I know we came and plays cliff anymore. We should probably actually right? If like if he's talking and he's not shoving stuff up his ass than I don't see us getting flagged for that. But I mean, we've lost so much money because of that guy already. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. He's really fucked us, but. Yeah. Basically, we're not allowed to play for people are wondering because we had to cut him out of a couple of things it's because people are the video people were like you can't have that guy putting stuff in his ass on your. That's how you lose the McDonald's dads. Yourself. It. You really up listening gracious. Yeah. He Terry real four-stroke gang. He's writer died here. That's that's Terry. Having an orgasm Shlomo. We're allowed to. I. Now is your girl is she is she and afar. Yeah. She's she's chill. She's cool. She do I I'm trying to keep the romance alive. As long as they can keep hearing this from this is modern now, what is this time has no idea pretty good. How're front of other girlfriends now, he's not he's no? Gentlemen, here Tom how long before you started just freely. Farting. No, no. No. No. No, no. It wasn't. It was a few months because I was I remember the first time it was I would spend the night of your place that was, you know, next morning watching TV and your boxer shorts. Wasn't. It wasn't week. Why it was a few months? It was a few months, but what I did was to to break the fart barrier. I went I instead of being like, here's a little fart. I just decided to go for it impo didn't think about it. Yeah. But I took her hand put it between my legs and far on her for the first part. And she goes smells like garbage, smells like garbage. And then I was like. I was like well at least we're in there. Now, I think that if you're going to do it. That's probably the way to do it. I think so too wake somebody up with just the bucket full ice water. Exactly. Exactly. What did you think about that afterwards? Never really now. It's another red flag that I chose to ignore. You're so you know, it was that in the serial killer talk early on. It was a red flag. And I was like, I don't know. There's so many good things about you. Yeah. I just pushed past it. I disliked you. You know, Tom, I'm so attracted to him. It's like this just thing this conscious thing, I can't control it, no matter what he does he farts? He could should on my chest. And I would just be like I year to era. I would just adore him. He'll come on. I would've Dory. Really something you can do besides cheat on me, I would fucking cut your painter off. But other than that, she meant that. I'm mean, that's the only thing you could do with cheating. Oh my God. I don't know of. I mean, we have our I have my tour. Bus permission, your bang bus to like, I know you told me throw it around the buzz. My god. I never told you that shit. And condoms are a must I always wear. Okay. And then, you know, right? So what did your dad do growing up or you were you are you fancy? Did you grow up fancy? No. He's a judge. So you grew up fancies on. Smart and fancy I'm not I didn't grow up fancy. It didn't feel federal judge. He's like he works for the human rights commission. So. You know, civil rights cases shit. How he is mart is smart as fuck. Yeah. Is super smart. He's a wing guy. That's what I mean. He was never, you know. But yeah. But I mean now, but now I think, but that's kind of crazy about YouTube in the world and stuff because now when guy makes more than the the job for sure. Whether expectations for you to go to law school and follow in his footsteps. No. And I don't even think that he'd want that. He didn't really put you know. I didn't I didn't have that kind of pressure on me. I was like, you know, if anything because he worked so much, and then I feel like I was like almost had a latchkey childhood a little bit more. I was. Yeah. It's very like forty dollars by the phone sort of childhood like that sort of situation garage door combination. Go sort of child. And how old are you? If I may I you forty at thirty two Jesus Yang. I shouldn't even be latchkey kid, but we're fifty you're not forty. But that's great because that's really the. I mean, look gen Xers. Traditionally we were latchkey kids, and you know, we created the fucking internet. And now, you guys are creating cool content on the internet and taking it to the next level. That's so great. Do the dad thing where like do without getting into it? Do you do the finances where you tell when he's like? Well. A little. Yeah. A little bit a little bit a little without he's he's he's the side of that. That is shows is more of like, he's proud of me. And you know, he it is good to have somebody whose opinion you can trust. When it comes. You like that you know, because whatever people will tell. Yeah. Exactly. So I actually like that. My dad will be he'll come from a place of just trying to help me, you know, and he would be like excited like if I moved to LA, and I had to get a car or something like he would be excited to go car shopping with me because a car guy. So he could live vicariously or something. I'd be I'd like to show him. You know, that'd be cool. Yeah. I hope you do that. I think within the year this time because whatever the show the way that it runs is on these twelve episodes seasons and these three months on one month off sort of production schedule. So I'd be able to finish season ten by the end of this calendar year, and then I could make like a nice clean break with everything. And then just whatever either repurpose or either relocate the show out here, which isn't that big a deal because it's basically just an editor would have to we need to have to take our editor who's already a California kid and bring them to Kelly, and then and that would be kind of all that we'd need to do to make that happen. So I think like January twenty twenty be in Los Angeles and that in New York. Hey, hey, well, come on. Oh, sunshine and out in your body. Hey, have you seen gene this clip? This from one of the documentaries that I've been watching do full volume here. There are two types of personality features that you have a great deal of a first sentence called antisocial personality disorder. Really as someone who. Yes, does not have a conscience. Worse does not feel a sense of guilt. Also van the tip. Fifteen people who are in that label are. Cruelty toward animals cruelty toward people. Yeah. I've think you're acting range. You could widen the scope you could play a psycho path serial killer easy. And then the kids making these memes are getting borderline to good at them. Yeah. You realize where technology is going next. You saw guy did the one you see the one where like he had like Rogan the Heaney. Anyway, McKinney lose on my Instagram, the Christina pe- if you wanna see that was it looked spot. I mean that didn't even look like anything. But you know, like it really happened. I couldn't see the seems you know, it was on. This was Jenna Sunday. Thank you. Jen work should raise by the way, somebody on Twitter posted one and they're like, hey, Christina is this Yuan road rules, and it was a girl in the shower tits. And I was like oh my God. Is that me? That's what I thought too mammoth Jack off to this old footage of my wife. It's not me. I know but jacked off. No, it wasn't you it. I started such a savage just finish. Jack off. But I did think it was you at first and I saw those are my tits. But she had like your expression you shoulders, and you know, like here we go. Here we go. I was reaching down didn't tease. Well, I'm flattered that you still want to jerk to me. Yeah. Do sweetie bay. Do it all the time. Really, sure. If not even the truth, but they're sweet to say, so oh, homey on out. Yeah. Comedy content collective person that creates that all get together. The all those great me makers, unlike network, they so they created like this comedy content collective where like there's like owed deases Jenna. They all put their stuff too. Yeah. Great without them. There's no. Teams. All the Photoshop songs. You know, just hilarious stuff, man. So what's coming up next, man? Just finishing out the season. I'll take a little vaca-. And then go talk about it. Yeah. You don't wanna wanna do that? I want. I always feel like I have to go back to Chicago say what's up to the family? And you know, what I wanna hit this year has been to Yosemite. No, I wanna hit a national park. I wanna see a bear in the wild. That's cool. This is my new move. So this is my new move for this vacation. You're gonna take your lady. Yeah. Give her Palos to her at Yosemite. I'm getting I'll give you a discount on the charter if you're looking okay. Yeah. Hi, cool. Yeah. That's cool. That's exciting trip. How long how long are you gonna go because only have twelve days or something? So whatever may be a Conceicao day on each side stretch at the two weeks pop into Chicago for five days, a semi for like a long weekend signing right back to wolf down chicken wings. And what do you do? What do you do for fun? Vice? Well, I think now I just works much. But I find myself when I'm in LA in that in that West Hollywood vibe where there's that. There's the comedy store. You may have been into dudes when you said that really even after the whole all right girlfriend. You know, no shit. Yeah. But there's that there's that hotel triangle they're like on does like I'm a big fan of that pool on the roof. Pop into the pods Margarita, you know, some chips and salsa that's such vibe up there. But then like the summer scene at the mon-, John I liked that. I liked that. I liked that pool scene. Yeah. And then there's some hot ones fans that like work out there by the pool, but they're like like pool towel, grunt sorta. But that's that's the best connection. That's because they make that whole thing run beyond like those day beds, or whatever that are like have four thousand dollar Drake drink minimum. You know, that are usually reserved for whoever is in their pop bottles. Just be like eating nachos. On those things. You know? That's awesome. Those are the good via the working class person that listens to this show my favorite to run into you know, like say dude, who's driving the FedEx truck or sometimes they even like Dr. Bye. And you say, you know, it's like four can man. Yeah. Cutting grass and like they it's my favorite shot out to get one time. I was at the pharmacy getting my prescription felt Anna goggles, Christina go. Yeah. He goes. I'm listen to you right now. And he was stocking drinks at the pharmacy. Like, this is crazy. Whenever we do a show. And or like, whatever if I'm speaking at some thing, it's like the people that work back stage that have the earpieces pushing carts or like making food or or something those guys are always hot ones fans, and it's like the biggest point of pride for the show like for the people who make it like we love we loved that scene. Plus, the people that can make it happen for you -absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely been Sean. Thank you so much for coming. Thanks for the best cope continued success with the show and hope to see you again soon, man. Thanks, guys. Hi, mommy. Like. Iran, LA, basically. Sandwiches petzold. Balls leaked. Barbecue field all goddamn. Shia south of the ten s on from the hunters flat ACA. 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Shaq talks NBA Playoffs, the Odell Beckham Jr controversy, and hot wings with the host of Hot Ones Sean Evans on The Big Podcast with Shaq

The Big Podcast With Shaq

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Shaq talks NBA Playoffs, the Odell Beckham Jr controversy, and hot wings with the host of Hot Ones Sean Evans on The Big Podcast with Shaq

"Thank you for listening to this podcast wine production. Now, available on Apple podcasts podcast one spotify and anywhere else you get your podcast. This is an exclusive presentation of podcast One Sports Shakeel O.`Neil. Projectile cast physician cast. Break. The J. Drop back today the big podcast with shack a mountain of NBA to get to including honest the heat, the Lakers and more were joined by the host of hot ones. Sean Evans I'm not sure if we want to talk about Beckham Junior, but it might come up. Of course, we get borderline and we'll play around to the classic shootout. Now live from the cave in Atlanta Georgia it's John McCain and the bake off of the hall of Famer Dj shook. Earl the blog I've gotta run, out of breath way. Zach white privilege. Up. Fifty percents. Off. PODCASTS was shocked. Question. You're the host Shaquille O'Neal. So you're allowed to have a question Rob Jenner's. Brandon. Harper John. Kincaid with you hopefully, you're having a great day. To show them two, thousand, two, hundred. Today two, hundred, seventy, five, almost got cancelled two, hundred, sixty, nine times. Almost. Brandon. Said Shek shows full of white privilege. I'm telling you bringing communities together. Yes we are. We have always been unifiers here on the big podcast with shack. You have that we're going to work on that Internet look at look at how the big man's frozen every week. Now you're. You need auto. Dial up your. Erica Scottsdale Erica Strada Erica. He looks like it's an old Asian movie like you know what being. A, shop. Just. Don't understand it either you could buy a small country. And you have not frozen you guys. Rosen were fine. Clearly the cast from so it must've. Now, you're not back. Talking about white privilege frozen. Start on that about about sixty dollars. Shopping for Christmas. George mortgage some jury, and also some little babies looking at Elsa. Dolls the MOMS I only get one I was like well, that's not true. Because here. Oh Wow for you. That is great. Well, accountable my wife and daughter go to the mall of Georgia and they never come home without five back they drive all the way to mall of Georgia go to the mall the you know so. Yes it was the lady she was. She's like. Nobody man. She's like I don't usually take stuff from strangers I ask these people were as the people who work in stores he strangers and they know take it take it. Could take you what's your name. Now I'm just a regular guy really you didn't tell who you are non until she blew that story. Oh Manza gramma. You today I'm always good good to talk to my best friend he got a job. Stopped, stocking music music. Except to stop what's up some Toilet paper music. What? If I do. 'cause I WANNA get to the show. Let's go to Cleveland. LET'S GET CLEVELAND. there. To use for toilet paper music I mean, it's That's just sad. You're beautiful, young lady. SNOT cool to be. Sitting there bragging about. slurping off seven NBA guys in. snot cute. Beautiful you're gorgeous. You can walk in and and pull doctor pull a lawyer. And she doesn't have to necessarily pull them. Any guy would would take you because of your beauty and your height and your sexiness. Want to take you. Give you a great life. Snuck cute to be bragging about who was doing what? What they were doing. I don't believe it. I've been on my nephew for a long time. He wouldn't go that far. People are like, why don't you respond? Respond analysis like. It is ridiculous. Now it's ridiculous. That is. Because you know why? As a player? That's not something you text. As a player because guess what if you text it they can screen shot one. Impress me show me screen shots. One impress me you probably one of those people that record. So you can set up for later. Let me have the audio. Here. The girl. Because some people don't know the story. Beckham junior and his he's my nephew intro his perceived fetishes by this woman. Okay. And this was from jumper Yeah Jumpers the company but I I think the podcast is called the thoughts next door. Thought spots t enough arts flashback. Thoughts next door, books. Yes he loves sitting on. Okay. That was my first time ever I never. Actually. Couldn't okay. He wanted me to come on the plane. was. Me You don't any underwear don't take a shower for twenty four hours from my with the Chemo. Yeah. That was a shortage, a shower as much of cleaned up version of the men took a show. So you want natural smell. Male no beat he wanted to be musty. Does. He wanted to paying to be musty. It to go. Okay. He's about, no, I don't know where I am on store without. I'm leaning towards I I don't believe it I just blown they. NUKII. Thank you for gorgeous girls will be talking about their exploits. SMART okay. Here's my thing is you know with this is a new show. That's probably trying to drum up some publicity and then this is the road they go and it's just Gone News show. This woman has no interest in pumping up that new show. What's her interest in pumping up that new show? It doesn't benefit her. Work together on the same podcast doesn't benefit hurt abuse on somebody like. So you think this is true. I. Guess What? I, put my head in the chopping block for anybody on what they what they get freaky about. Because that's but that to me however people do that I remember somebody include people. Say Do people do. Some somebody s`amuse. In the cup. You know what I'm talking about three no is that. What you're talking about Girls thing. Never seen that now. In God. I don't need the sickest thing. I just. Knew, that was a fetish, but apparently it is. I don't think he's doing it for every person that like it doesn't. Do. I don't think it's cute gorgeous girls to be making themselves. In guards. US She she's hot there hot. No To do too hot. For her. She says she couldn't do it. She says she couldn't do it. Let's she couldn't really feel like we need to see couldn't muster up cues. Let's move on. Exactly right. She couldn't muster one up. Yeah, she says. So. I I mean obviously the big story of the NBA Right now, Jaanus and the bucks getting closed out the heat and five again, which again, what do you mean? Get a? Coach was going to happen booze in holder. Again, John's coach has as coach booze holder because again has a has a team that puts a Lotta regular season wins. He has more empty calories than the Rachel Ray Show, I mean seriously Ekin Ekin put up as many big win regular seasons and every time they poop themselves know pundits Ohio, yet. During the postseason and Janos is supposed to be the big difference maker. He's supposed to be the guy that everybody wants to get their hands on. I gotTa tell you shack great players that I've seen in the in the NBA even when they play on teams that are not as that are sort of deficient around. They tend to be able to elevate a little more than that. This is another this is two years. Fill of it. But he has to. figure out ways to be more selfish 'cause lesson hit the kid play the right way John he got because members offense is predicated on him being at the top of the cage artist. So the he was I. Okay. Kick it out. So when you got four or five guys in front of, he's not a jump shoot, he can't get an Oh, you gotta pass the open guy so not saying the others didn't stop up but. But has a switch it up. Well, how can they can't be defended like that in the regular season because you know why? Because one of the game is low fastener season right and then again, most of the time you're playing lesser teams from your conference so like you're always going to do against Orlando, New Jersey the Knicks Indiana teams on the West Coast, when it comes time to slow it down and you go against the defensive checking out like Erik Spoelstra. This is what they do. Eirushbo says no points in the paint we don't care about the threes yet so. If you're going to have to first of all they're scoring. So when they score and slows the breakdown now you can just set up and wait. So as you set up wait, we already know what you're going to be at the top of the key gonNA come full speed two or three guys GonNa wait GONNA have to kick it out he kicked it up but he has to say okay, I, have twenty six in the regular season I, got average thirty to thirty four lists elevate as mentality you Spoelstra I'll tell you is I always admire him even though I've underestimated time shack because I had the exact same job for an NHL coaching staff in the national. Hockey League is he had with Pat Rally when he started and. For him to get to where he's gone video coordinator and that's exactly what I did and for a guy to elevate and to be as really good at his job izzy is. That's impressive. That is impressive and I always underestimate our expulsed knows who's really good. But look before he succeeded I fail. Now there's talk about he's leaving. He's doing that. I wouldn't leave you a part of me. leaving. He he can get the Max there. I'm not turning around that too. They just go be in a big market for one nine hundred because you can't make that sixty million Helena. In Milwaukee is different Tis young he's not. Good so You know walking same shoe media. He got social media because he's Jaanus getting his fair amount of TNT and ESPN. It's the same thing Milwaukee's like Cleveland and even Lebron James who was from Akron, who considered himself like a native son even he bolted to go live on the beach live with zero state tax and to go jam. Because they've given what he wants the stocks close to giving him what he needs. No, this is different. They can pay him the most which is. which is to fifty everybody else can only pay ninety. I. Understand. To a lot of. CLEVELAND. The first time mobilize for the same reason he ditched Mobile Lebron Mental makeup don't you think they think the same the bronze issue wasn't a money issue Lebron one like a whole bunch of other stuff and they say, we're not going to do that and he's like all right I'm up and he said okay we'll do it. We'll doing then he came back. Hey quick question. Do you funk in your junk? Funk in your junk. Dialed into our great partners of manscaping that it's probably time to clean things up down there. You know shave your balls with. No worries. Thanks to their lawnmower three point. The manscaping on more three point zero premium electric trimmer that's designed to give you confidence boots ceramic bladed skin say technology designed to reduce Knicks autozone on fellas. Now look you know the main jobs I do now the law more three pointers also waterproof dog and comes with led late. So you can see a manscaping the shower in the dark or the dark show whatever floats your boat and if you sign. 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And they're doing it just to play up the look we're doing everything carefully whatever there's no user but more importantly beat up. Don't you tell me what I can do on my own? Cool as you said, grown man on the twitter feed you would okay. Cool. One I'm not telling you. You can tweet with his say that number two you said of all the things going on in the world you're tweeting about this you weren't telling me what I. What you GONNA tweet would you won't anyway you've been doing do it. So My I'm going to tweet Wingo. Responses my thing. Yes. They have the mask on and have the politicians I just think that is silly than of all the things we know that the bubble has been working there's not been one positive. If, they WANNA wear to mass they would. A partition they're going to have the. Going to. Many, more things are bigger problems take first of all, it's useless and it doesn't mean anything second of all, your suming they want to. They don't want I. Will I. Guess What? Guess what they have to. mandate. So why was coach Bud this press conference and he didn't have. N. mandates set. ESPN MANDATES IT ABC, and ESPN mandating it. That's why they're doing it. You don't they don't want I can tell you you think Mike Breen wants to be doing that. You, you really do. You think they want van Gundy wants to be there with like giant plateau. Twenty John I don't think they. I. He wants to wear a mask, but if for purposes or whatever I. Because they're setting don't. Hey. You're wearing a mask. Why are you wearing what? How? Big of a deal just a reminder on your twitter feed. You tweet about anything you want. But then when you tell me, they've all the things going on in the world you're gonNA tweet about this. SARS. We- ho-, hold your word because I've seen you numerous times when somebody has said, something you've been in never mentions berate guests will I will get on their what they're saying I. Don't tell them. No you said of all the things that between about in the world you're tweeting about that I'd never say. tweet him. I'm. Not GonNa. Let you can. Having Anymore Ukraine Showdown? You worry about your stress. Both good points, but you can argue you one nothing's going to beat. You should've included. An. Episode of. Now, I gotTA. Call. Told you. GotTa go home was. You had too many things that play a necessarily Obama on. Obama. Nobody. At the soda. The best. Possible or wait wait Nevada forty part about that is rob father's real up over. Yeah Yeah. and. Mobile as soon as rob. Ratio, I. That's not the real of. Like. That was the best. Play that's. Fine. Here's a clip from when I lost it on the no Baba. Mr President I told these guys beforehand that I have waited five years for this moment? That I finally. Got You all. Rosenbaum. All stop. Now. All of. This is this week show going in the toy? No, it's not. This is not. This is not you know how important it was for this show to have President Obama the week that the world was in crisis you. At this interview words for this show and you. Can run you out in studio right now. Trump's. Marred. In a way by the way, this was a range two weeks ago. Two weeks at rob is really not happy. Your timing is awful. It's not even funny like we had almost like genuinely. Like, this was an important interview for the show. This wasn't like it ain't prank week like like have you paid attention what's going on in the world with your smug ass on your face run it ain't prank. We Love Jackass it is. We're going to have President Obama on that's important I right now. So let's rug. Fee It's. My job here. What's My job? What do you know what your job the producer of the show? On, the prank I'll help pull. You don't trick me. Charge serious want to address this show mister producer what. Oh. That was classic. That's not the real but you know but you understand there was so many factors at play. So many. The world. Down so many. Season taking pay cuts people. Crane. With the King Snake. Tax Day. Did you call me? He you. Know John's like the world's on fire. Here's some gasoline. Guy You know how to read the room. Window. Anyway Terrible? Sitting here. Fellow. Man. Best. Best staff were the most memorable. The NBA before we move on. Lakers are up to one on Houston the story about. Daniel House Junior. Let let A it was a female covert nineteen testing official. Test and he did let her stop letter room. John John the Mutasa. Days minutes. Brokers microphone you're so full of it. So similar to the arguments you and be Doug as I'm a grown got dating man. Who? Can No you can't. Forget that the rules I am. tweet. Your. To do I, don't want people out in front in the lobby me get a covert tissue pat baby come through. That wasn't what they were you. You Thought Cova tested. WAS BEING INSERTED network. Because sack that is against all the protocols, every single on it is. Yes it is. It is against. Her because she's there to task, but she's not test in your room. Because that is not where she has access to. That's what the whole problem is. Stop it stuff was being inserted I'm sure. Stop, Hey rob, how're you doing? Three months up girl. Well some snacks. Looks. Say this. I'm going to be honest with you. See One. Come on this you know says. She was. There for Cova, tests, we wouldn't we wouldn't be. It. Wouldn't be a story, the Kobe. Gone they got caught by cameras. They know we snuck somebody in. That's why you gotTa Pats Oh pt. What's that the security off? Okay. Have the cameras. SORTA like your phone being too close to the Bridgman Franklin. Maybe. The security guards like artists who? He knew he thought the Don I don't think this affects the rockets. Mice is different. Here Gore done anything. Lakers up to one side. ARE WE GOING TO LA LA WESTERN CONFERENCE? Finals? Better to see that everybody wants to send again. Jolie night clippers have never been to the Western Conference finals. So it'll be a first time. It happened this take over the sports world. L.. A. L. A., and the conference finals by the ratings would but it would be better if it was really happening in A. Different Yeah. That's true I. mean there's no, there's no home or away game I guess doing La Right you're just doing them all at the same arena. The NBA's dying right now for la they need it because they needed badly. that. It's great. Is that Mark Cuban trying to spend all these positive tales that are just like he's finding like wait a minute in in on people who live in odd number houses that have listened the ratings are thirty, seven percent down. Two, teams mega back to the finals open up the arenas. I think that'd be all be huge I. Don't think the million years. Because they're committed to the bubble at this point, they're not gonNA be on it. Now you know what I mean. They've had success with it they've managed to. Success everybody be back next year. To deal. They can't do that. I'd not. Because you're going to be there. The fans. The fans are Lico. What do you think Laker fans are flying to tell Florida's Laker fans board said, well, we already know those people are when the people come across state lines, those people. Dallas. Sandwich New York it's like when you see cowboy fans in New York, you talk you. So you can't cowboys Chicago Chicago Bulls fans out in. Oklahoma. Crap do people move. To Philadelphia Seventy sixers Kosher Lee Donna van, let me have him but I understand that he's waiting to see if the rockets job comes up. That's what my intelligence is telling me tyrod. If I have a chance to don and I do not want Thai Lue we're. Championship experience yeah it really does yeah. Johnson. Johnson just. Twenty twenty screwed with me enough. Don't tell me I'm going to have three or four years tyler. Somebody that could keep to hold the players accountable. Guess what? That's Billy Donovan not. Lebron accountable. Bro. There he got. He got his coffee for him. He got the coffee form. Hey. Hey you need that dry cleaning pick. Did. That to. John Guess what Billy Donovan has a better chance of rounding embodied into some sort of a workable model and not getting dose around by. Mb. Don't forget. Billy Donovan had Kevin Russ and Harden don't forget that. But what Becky Hammon I'd be fine with play blackjack with her. Fellow was deep sophomore. Wow. Well, a couple of quick things. Shaun Evans joins US hopefully here in a couple of minutes where where do we buy our jet packs? Did you see this story? Along a bit before you go to the store, did he get arrested? They didn't find it today I. Don't think they found the gun. From the flight tower. We just passed the guy in. Nineteen Ninety seven Oh. Thank you were. They'll left side to right side boss. Maybe Three hundred us, three hundred yards or so of our. Yeah that was about three thousand feet up wants to. Get more. Here's an here's. We should all be why everybody should be a little bit nervous someone someone goes up there with a flammable material, a hit supplying rifle. That can that can figure out? How was three hundred feet three, thousand, three, thousand no three hundred feet away from the plane I understand yeah, he gets. that. Game about shooting at the fuel tanks. Oh God shooting at the tariff. You Blow plane out of the sky that's near a window a segment. Okay. The way think in the way we think. There's GonNa be a racial thing. Now is this. Legit X.. Infra jetpack. You think he's A white. Definitely, one hundred percent but John. I I I don't I. Don't. This is every time. We open a white guy. On the stand aeronautics, that's what I'll say. Numbers. Not See the movie numbers. They wouldn't have gotten that rocket off the ground without the ladies who need the numbers for John. White guys. Thanks Oh. My God. He can shoot brothers think will pull up in front of the club. I'm applying Atlanta. To Miami beach a move down. Put me up a girl say now see the problem with brothers to. A little chart going to shoot down the plane. Guess what I was. GonNa Guess to you that I didn't think that the person was going to end up being black or white. How Russia everybody I don't know. Immediately what I thought you rushing why? Immediately what I thought of was foreign terrorist God. That's immediately what I thought to a dark place de episode of how they think and how. Exactly the jet pack and up in up near up near planes within three hundred yards of planes i. think he was an idiot chest is testing out see how high could get. I accidentally two planes. into the air. Over water, you're going to die when he hit the. Job With thousand feet. But I wrote here water. 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My favorite part became that meam i. think he did so good that he was lulled into a false sense of security because he was like Kansas doesn't Oughta make no hot sauce and then he bit into that bomb wing and he turned to the camera and said I apologize. Kansas. One of my favorite moments ever be the series originally you have my my fiance, my wife who have never met highly barry. How does she do? Yeah. Amazing like you can never really predict how people are gonNA react to this spicer whatever. But she came and she was like I'm here to have dinner and then she cleaned every wing no milk no water it's. The craziest show that way. So when When you first when she first walked at where you nervous talked to because I've been around the twice I probably only say one point to where it's like mustering kicked in. I was just looking like she's one of the few people gorgeous on TV and gorgeous arrived. Did you did you freak out? Yeah, unreal. Just stunning in person you know the wings I think disarm the gas in the same way they do the host. So like once the show gets going, it's like it's game time and you're just kind of in that thing. But the most nervous that I get for a shoot is like the moment that they walk into the room and Halle Berry definitely has the presence of our. Our job how would have said to you one night with me for for seventy five percent of show what do you do? He comes up with another show. All province to your show creates a spinoff immediate. One night you got thirty minutes away. Do you gonNA put a time living? Sleet Sean the before you know, those hot chips know the hot chips and we're the Raimo Joe's pepper Chili. Pepper chips. So we brought a bag in and shack challenge me and said, I'll pay you this much money if you eat one and only one, eight two. And he? But it is, but it's weird. Is that later on it got me. It didn't get at the time does do you find that with people that sums because when we did it I said, yeah. Give me another one eat another one and that around ten twelve minutes later it was hitting me it was really. But it wasn't hitting me at the time and I was thinking I'm fine defined. Well they can kind of plume on you. Sometimes, you can eat something like, oh, this is okay but then it slowly grows like the he wrote. And then there's an thing which I'm sure you were feeling where maybe it hits your stomach and then you start like cramping data starts. It was my. I wouldn't. Let me tell you something. I'm not look I like spicy food just a little bit look kick. But something like that W- goes in but he's got to come out at some point. Sean. No, it's not. Hot ones after. Our. Of. Stalls and you're doing the interview. Earlier stall and the celebrity citizens. Is. Sean have you ever had anybody go through all the wings? No faces no no nothing. Like. Halle Berry episode is kind of a standard like that's one that that fans look at and they're like, wow, how did she do that? Like that does happen some at some points I get some episodes. Some people can have such a crazy tolerance for spice. What did you think shack going into it, and then what did you think of the sort of second life that the episode had all these means were I was scared going into because when I bit into the ghost pepper chip. That was hot and I know sorta like Johnny didn't give me a first. But when I was doing on Air Gaza laughing at me and tried to talk and it got kinda stuck. So when drunk water that activated. So, as I got to do another one of these so like. The first second and third we learn. How to make no hot wings and Kansas but around four or five and six one gave me a flashback goes chip. That's mean when I do like this. I mean this hot and my diarrhea going to be. Stall. Whatever you always go into it at all so True. Hot ones the game show on Tru. TV. We've got the season finale of that Tuesday September fifteenth at ten P. M. Eastern on Tru TV, how did you? How did you spend what you do on hot ones into the game show? Where'd that come from? We'd worked on for a while before it ever became a thing, but we just trying to have like an inverse relationship to the interview show. So like on the interview show, we're kind of taking celebrity, which is by definition, this sort of unobtainable lifestyle status, and then bringing people down to a level that everyone understands which is dying on hot sauce, a disruptive element in the. Show, but it's also something that's very humanizing. So the thing that the game show is one, it's kind of like inverse that relationship and then take the person off the street and then make them into a hot sauce hero when a bunch of cash and kind of exalt people through wings interview share were knocking people down a peg down the game show were lifting them up. Awesome that's great, and if you want to catch up on any of the latest season of hot one, hit the first we feasts Youtube Channel the whole season is up there make sure you. Episode a classic I think that has like thirty million users. Wow. This ever get old. It's just so good man. I. Tell You what Mr Evans. Next time you want me to be show. Make sure you get some real hot wings a challenge. I challenge you to one to twelve get the hottest wings you can, and I guarantee you I get the seven. I shock. You know we shoot the game right down the hall from inside the. Finding where you just let me know. And Seven now. Seven of also want to challenge you challenge the guy with the hottest hot wings in the world. Our Kansas don't know how to make no hot wings. Your. We he goes. On graduation success of the show or go. To. Love that John You had about five borderlines. Oh, I felt in my throat. So hard at my. I didn't say. Bro. Say that. He's there my throat. was hard in my throat. Ashley. Come on. On Hey, the weights finally over football is back Rod ball I'm like dude I'm so excited we get to watch actual real football can't where I think the first time yet in twenty twenty I feel some normal. You know what I mean and you know the best part about it is betting on it well, and bet online is going the extra shack and you don't understand how betting works. Please we'll. We'll help him out. Online is gone the extra mile to make sure you get in on everything imaginable this season from game spreads. To Team, Player, and coaching props bet online gives you more options to wager than any place online and you can get in on their season opening bonuses today start off wagering to win divisions and championship on all kinds of stuff. Some big matchups this weekend I know locally here in Atlanta, we're looking at the Falcons and the seahawks got beat dogs rams against Shacks Calculus cowgirls, Sunday night I believe wait a minute in the eagles take on a team without a name. Yes. The Washington football team the Washington is still the stupidest thing ever is the way the eagles might lose that game. To Washington. Just a little tip, the Eagles might lose that game wh why I'm just telling you look bad online check out the line and if it's a good line, then take the point you think by the way. Tom Brady is going gonNA fare against drew brees. I picked them to miss the playoffs the Tampa Bay yes, completely. Yes. Wow. That is. Everybody on them in the division on everybody baby. Falcons to make the playoffs and how about that? I WANNA drink your drink visit bet online dot ag Santa for a free account. Make sure you use that Promo Code podcast want spell it out for your sign up bonus visit bet online dot ag and don't forget that Promo Code podcast one for your sign up bonus. It's Bet online rob you know what they are. They're your online sportsbook experts something we do all love was Tony The tiger couldn't believe this. Had No idea this was happening until I, saw it on television Gatley shack and doing stuff with frosted flakes now. Yourself. For forty years I've been begging move on the desk behind you you've got. It right. This movie. If you. So I can only imagine what Tony's pain you. Just like the general. Around because this one in about money this is. To Know about being poor kid who always used to eat now, move on the cover. Also your phone. True get. You don't have a phone. Your phone is near the thing. Yes, it is. I just watched you bring it. Back so Goodness, that would that was hoochie Mama Dot com wait okay. I mean it can wound. Listen on that note. This week's. Borderline yes. We're going to start with David on twitter who sent us this expert NBA analysis from Tim Legler Great. Guy. Tim. Reagan down the heat books game to. What are you doing more likely to let guys swallow it where there's contact at the rim particularly when a guy gets downhill and he's initiating all of that by going at some defender at the rim I'll swallow a little bit more in that. Situation. Okay. More, the rim when someone's at the rim more likely to swallow it. Come on. I love your legs went to Lasalle. He went to Lasalle when I was at temple. One hundred percent flag that for the playoffs a thanks to. From Melbourne Australia one. Apparently there's a big fight in Australia involving a gentleman named Jeff Horn well a few years back. There was a big rally for a Jeff Horn fight and the MC started a chance that I think through everyone just a little bit. What's his name? Had Are we spell? H. WHOLE NATE Nate. Ramp, it up. Oh. That's what they were chanting. Daniel Houses Room. Was a penal colony, and now we know why All right. Thanks to Scotty Justin Jeremiah and a number of other people on twitter for this. This was from a e W. Dynamite. E W is yes the. Wrestler. Root Beer A ends up. Supposed to be doing something with the wrestling. With aws cody Rhodes or something very quarter rules over five whoever they put in front of me let me cody's I. Guess The guy as far as that. That's. A good fight is what I'm saying. Hopefully, it's not another big show to buckle where it's just a lot of talk and nothing talk talk. Talk. I don't think so. Probably won't be fight because Augustinian. Talk. Trash talk and then someone will bail. There's GonNa. Be a fight. Okay. Well, Jake the snake Roberts I guess is part of a E. W. as an older guy I used to manager something but he's calling somebody out in the ring and we get this rebellious. You just a couple of squirrels trying to get a nut. We're not gonNA bust a nut anytime. We're in the ring I would hope I would really hope not think you WANNA do really really hope you. Wouldn't think that would be the plan saw nate. Every time we go. All right. Thanks to work since RON wrestling go to Allen at our g mail for this. This is from some old school nwea wrestling. This is an epic Promo from a guy named Magnum ta and sometimes I. Wonder if he's wrestlers really know what they're here. When we come to Philadelphia this time there's GonNa be no mistaken what's going to happen I'm gonNA come on you like nobody's ever come on you before no baby doll at your side nobody to run distraction for you just you and not getting it all like to mention do. Not that there's anything wrong with them. There's anything wrong with. What he won't Good job. Wrong with that. Let's not make judgments. Judgments Wilson. Action. That's what you're. Very. Nice. All right. One more here. This is from Caleb. This is from the Ray Lewis podcasts these on stop. He's got Marcus Allen on as guest and I guess they have a special relationship touched me right and it's interesting right i. told you touch me. A is interesting. How life works out right? Doesn't it? This three Lewis Pike he touched him and he touched him back. They both touched each other he's alive. To Juba. Can get you tend to feel. Touch. You back. In custody. And that is this week's edition of borderline. I guess this yes. What's back? I thought we had a different. No. Next week's game all prepared for today. Okay. We'll do it next week contestant John. John had a match game ready. I was. Next week Shell. That's excellent. Folks we show we're gonNA play some shootout. Today we haven't done this in a while but. I give you guys a topic. You go back and forth to one of you can't provide. During. You check is usually very, very good. Shots like a Biden press conference. Every time, there's a game pro. Game never heard of this. Time I come home smoke hookah every blows delete. What? It's obsolete. It's clear. It's obvious. It was made clear this week on TNT when you didn't understand how betting work I'll my gosh. Hello. Your play. Calling backtra episode how you think how we think black people don't bet like that. Stop it what. Over under. Spring we you know we do not talking you straight up beat. The is GonNa win and I stop it. Yeah. Yeah we don't go. Yeah. Stop. Stopping. I understand yes. Most of the Times if I'm betting with one of my boys look black. Know. Laughing no no. Map there's money there spread. Those straight up. Going to beat the rockets tonight twenty dollars we. Win By five. No that's why guy analytics. Your mind gotta get five points. Over. Over member, the ever unders what got Tim Dunnigan in hot water. Well, that's what they used to Ben that's. High School. The way it's three white guys my high school fix the back. He's The only fixed point spreads. That's the only thing they ever did. There you go over under the only thing they concentrate. I'm glad to number fixed none of my game so we did but it was. Another. Come on. Shasta up and I think because of how long those guys were in league everybody. Yes. Okay. I'm in mode stop in and at one point, there were five active referees from my high school. Which? I. Guess what? A Western Conference final game seven and three officials for the game were all from my high school. How could that be? So you're saying that the second Chance I'm saying is. Placed on say show now what I'm saying to you is choke what I'm saying is is that the NBA's been fixed before Modest Burger Fix. Doug aim one fix. You busted. After those chips you did. Yeah. Baby Yeah. Officials. One of we'll get to shoot out here. So one of our favorite clients on the are the family at Rock Auto Dot Com rock, and we know that Shaq'll cars. So the shootout is by US auto sales the top twenty car brand. Wanting to lose a car brands. Let's. Check more dodge. A dodge. Audi Audi. GMC truck. Chevy. You, re me a jeep. Ford Never. Leonard Toyota has to be she. Buddy made wrong BMW. Jab Nissan. Job. Jerome has a Tesla on the Volvo? do. Alvarez. Mercedes also. swaggie Volkswagen was there. Ram Subaru. There against. So there you go. There we go. On nothing. Here we go. Shack cashed in his fruit pebbles endorsement moved over to Tony Tiger and frosted flakes like we discussed earlier serial now. Yeah. So. Does this going down the limit though according to US world brands the fifteen bestselling cereals in America you're going to John gets to go first cheerios cheerios was number one. OR SMARTER HONEY NUT cheerios number two. frosted flakes birth rate. Makoto. What sir a honey bunches oats number five. Fruit loops. Number seven. Shiver me timbers with the. Number Four Raisin Bran. Uh. Number Eleven Mogollon with another way got surreal cinnamon toast crunch number six. Count Chocula Chocolate data dates we. All of Cocoa Poor. To. Franken berry been for a long time. I swear. Yes. Stores. Stopping Sell Blueberry to. Fill Boo Berry toys like Don Orla. Captain? Crunch. Interest. I'm GonNa, take them I know a lady who made brownies. With captain crunch in Him who? Captain Crunch Cereal. Black black but boo boo. Talk She. Yes she would put all kinds of different cereals and brownies. Cap'n crunch brownies, and they were awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Thirty Pretty Pebble Brownie. Oh My. Treats. Brownies where this fruity pebbles admits. To. Being Guy Twitter feed you tell Brownies with. THEM IT'S TERRIBLE Here, we got we got caught up this weekend watching coming to America anytime that movies on I can't I was. One of the most perfect comedy movies ever made. Sure. The. Best. So the shootout is. Eddie Murphy movies. Okay. He moves, Guiso John, you can go first any Eddie Murphy movies filmed on the street the next street that I grew up on trading places. One of the best. I don't like John Because. He has a lot of class. This is Dolemite John I'm about to whoop. Sola might. forty-eight hours great. Oh. Great movie. Harlem nights are the. PEOPLE WITH GARBAGE CANS? Hills Kat one of the which one which one? No, it's the first one is called. Oh. My favorite people no, you can't have Columbia. Never, the hills cop to there you go. John's got just cheat with the sequel. Cut Him off. So you want. The. KNIFE GOLDEN SHELLED? Her. Dr. doolittle. Love Girls Look like Shrek. Gosh Barra little. I'm lost. You missed. You missed a few great ones nor. Would have. Given. You her big. You would have gotten away with Moulana because he was the voice of the. Boomerang. You're. You probably could have gotten away with water another forty eight hours you could have. Is that point three nothing chat chack I'll go boomerang. So. Stop me from being a player over really you got Boomerang back what a great movie it is A. Story. You're willing to share with this or no. I was a player earlier I got played. Okay. Okay. I was in. A told you need to stop doing? So switched it up. Okay. I'm finally taking my first vacation of twenty twenty the first the first week offer taken all week we're going to the beach. So according to the travel channel, here's the shootout, the fifteen items that are essential to pack for a beach vacation. Okay. So John Since your trail and you get to go first. Swimsuits. Dobro swimsuits. Top fifteen items pack for a beach vacation sunglasses. There you go. Sunscreen. Flops. Beach tells. Pack your camera on the list I. Just nonsense. The beach. Radio. I like that answer Bluetooth. Speaker. Sir. UMBRELLA ONE UMBRELLA BRAS RELA, I would've been. Speech chairs, shares, goggles, toys, white people, and peaches were much more adept at that. All right three. Why was a white category? We joked that shack being late for inside the NBA. was traffic try, which is the number one her name yes. Her name name it was. The. Stripper name off drive. No that ain't the reason why name traffic. Bachelor whereas. Traffic. Ain't moving and no. Ain't going nowhere by the way that is the number one reason employees site for other employees being late. So the shootout is according to DOT com. The other nine reasons in their top ten that employees are late to work according to months. Check first. Shaquille O'Neal. Overslept Yup. That was number two kids the kids to school I was number three. As number six. A. A phone call critical phone, call an emergency phone call. No. Birds. Phone call to the doctor called the electrician call car trouble was number four. issue. Number Five K issue with a pet bad weather was number seven. Something at the House number eight. So. Well, that was a that was a clean sweep by Shaquille. O'Neal. Once League Young Rob. Done. Well on that note we. Only. Eat, the frosty fake series. Long. All right. How do you reach space? Twitter at Shack Cast Instagram podcast? Check PODCAST SHACK G MAIL DOT COM constipated don't go to the Cleveland. Browns camp. Very Nice Vivo Odell alone I cheekily working tonight for the Lakers Houston. Yeah. This is not perfectly great. Does not it does look. Like. Loom commercials. Football season tonight chiefs of Texans. Why? Stop it's still. Football Ball, but I'd be cowboys I watch. Almost everybody Sunday night we're GONNA take. This is good football. Good football, you've got cowboys rams on. Checks? All right. We'll see next week. Okay. So that's it. Great. Follow the guys on twitter at Shack at John Kincaid at Rob Jenner's or get more clips and nonsense on instagram and facebook at the big podcast with shack. This has been an exclusive presentation of podcast one sports with new episodes every week podcast one dot com. Okay. So you're between meals and you're craving something sweet right what I do snack on blue diamond honey roasted almonds they're so good and almonds are a superfood. So don't deny your cravings eat them blue diamond almonds crave victoriously.

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Love is Not Blind, Condom Corkboard, and Sean Evans

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Love is Not Blind, Condom Corkboard, and Sean Evans

"The video yeah. I mean you another another episode of one thing I learned is out and vital. Berg is just absolutely a sociopath in every way. And he's telling us he's like shouting it from the mountaintops and we're just like odds other funny video when something goes wrong. All the blood on our hands. I disagree I think that I'm getting it out. There and therapy is therapy. Okay let's Buckingham. If it's not like this this is all the stuff that like when someone killed a bunch of people. Yeah you'd find out about it right. Yeah you're so you know now so people right. I'm dealing with it. I'm handling it. It's true dealing with the fact that I had an imaginary doll my size Barbie. It's such a shame because I had a picture with all my barbies that like in high school where I was before you can have confidence and I had a picture of all my barbies in high school. I was a kid in high school stored the picture. God I wish I had it now right now. I'm a picture but when high school it's like you know the worst thing that could ever happen used Keegan Keegan is wearing dresses. All the time he runs around going walking love it. We go to this place as an indoor playground. And they have costumes and shit. And there's like a construction worker and a firemen and this and that and he's like I want this one. It's a fucking skirt around with Mike. All boys are gonNA be funny material. All it's another radio and let me do this. Real quick episodes brought to you by game time. Now we've been in this business for a long time. We've been telling you to get tickets to all your favorite live events. Gametime is the new go-to spot. We we have been known over the years to hook you up with discounts and the best everything in the game. And now we're telling you the place to go to is game time. Listen to what we do. It's me and fights Didata Miami. We were sitting courtside. We grabbed a couple of seats for Nick and company. 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You can get tickets to Anything you can get tickets to All your favorite teams all your favorite Live entertainment and whether you're paying top dollar for court cy. Whether you're getting cheap ticket in the nose bleeds either way to game time is GonNa get you in the building and with a fifteen dollar discount when you use the Promo Code Barzel It's one of those things like it's such a trope in movies and TV shows like someone takes someone home for the first time in modern showing them embarrassing and adults come on. Yeah I I in high school. I could see that but with adults like showing the picture of me in a bath right. All your fucking Europeenne. You've shown you see my adult thing to. It's not the same size so fucked care of you. See people really don't like amazing stories about them as a child. Maybe me and you were just fucking hot kids or something. But I'm like yeah show them when I was a kid I love. I love you back then. More than the pictures. The stories like don't know you can't tell them that one like don't don't play with barbies. I've fucked played with barbies. Could see if If you're a girl and there's any stories about you like shit like Lake potty training or whatever that one yeah sure I mean that's that one I wouldn't hold against the fucker utility. You have no radar on what stories do Shirley. Anyway she was Jewish. She should all placing ZIP reisman once you go down the parenting road. There's really not much to talk about. When they're younger they're just they. They don't do anything absolutely blood his diaper today. I got you talk so much about shitting and pissing once you become a parent. It's so fucking weird I mean I we mean Caitlyn had that like that rule where that we always talk about like. We don't joke far Jay. None of that. We don't talk about it and then when a kid comes along and talk about the only conversation we had about who. That's not fun unless it's funny. Shays keeping track of how many times she uses the toilet now thirteen times. It's been thirteen times. 'cause they told her when you do it ten times you're going to get a big presence and now she's just like thirteen fourteen. Logging waters fucking pedialyte nowadays fees. But she's going to be like twenty five years old in one thousand six hundred and twenty three times to get home. She's cooking herself a sloppy Joe Story. You gotTA LISTEN. To this back dad big weekend for Johnny Hockey over here. Back on the ice Yeah Big One. I fire somewhere in my lips. That sucks so now. He's using chapstick which he's been morally opposed to forever be well. I'm Tara I was putting off for so long because I know now Matthew Chapstick my lips are GonNa get used to it. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA have to use it. I don't WanNa do that. Welcome to the dark but it was just skating outside and freezing weather for fucking an entire day a win going by the face. I commend you my friends I would have been like. Oh like Do like the voice over on the video. When you guys get back that my contribution it was Ozzie. It was one of the more fun begins. Look very cool. My whole family was up there. You were just fucking gas. I was put it that way I was it was. It was nice to be a spectator. I don't think I'd want to be on the ice but I feel like Conditioning was the Achilles heel of the BARSTOOL team Fi. The I scored my first goal. I shift on the INSTAGRAM. Yeah yeah timing very first. Shifts scored a goal. And right then I was like well. My visit came to do what I came to the first game coming off devil and had like instagram. And he's like fights how the game go the final score was about as your mind and then that's so true. I mean I. I've said this I wrote a blog many years ago. I guess I should update it now. It was called advice to my to my son or something like that which I never thought I'd have part of. The blog was advice to my son which I'll never have because the world's only going kirk daughter but I got one and one of the things I said and it was like I don't be an asshole and be like a bad teammate. But when you play sports as a kid like Gopher Glory Gopher yourself make sure you don't be a ball hog. Don't be a problem for the coach. Don't be an asshole but like shoot shot. Take a swing fuck in you know. It's one thing to though when you're trying when you're on a team has a gold trying to accomplish for real. My goal this weekend was show. I can still do it right. I when when you play. I haven't played competitive hockey in Alabama thirty one by twelve years. Something like that and I haven't played anything but maybe a charity game once a year since then and I was like if I go here and I look okay then I was not but don't you think that when even when you're playing for a goal that like being confident and trying to play like your best game would will help more than you being like. Yeah in pond hockey sense for sure if there's a team and you're like this is our strategy we do in everyone's doing something you don't want to like buck. The trend of whatever. The coaches telling you but you know there was so many times. I was worried about lake following. Make sure on the playwright and making sure like You know doing everything fundamental rather than just being like go out there and compete like I want to go one on one against you I wanna you know I'm GonNa take this shot. I'm going to be confident instead. I always like to worried. It's like that's not helping team. You see I kind of did that only my thing penalties. What's that I kind of did my own thing but my thing was okay. I was good at. I was very good at two things. stick Hanley. I really really great hands I cannot score goals I could not finish all grades and that never ever score goals but I feel like I'd rather I actually tweeted this recently. Like somebody like went through the legs and around and then he missed the shot. Yeah actually this is this is. This was me growing up and I was like yeah. That was a fun. Great highlight though it. Does you know what I mean. Sometimes you don't need the score. I WanNa see if I can pull it up. 'cause with that tweet. My coach replied. Oh Yeah I see if I can fuck. Get but yeah. That's the other thing that was really good. I was getting penalties and it was like I just like to hit people and it was. It was like like a plea. Can you stop getting penalties? And like that's my thing so it hits stupid shit. I was used to step on people's foot first base they get angry and but okay so this is sick highlight this might as well be high school high. Let me sick move week. Shot Easy Save Rinse. Repeat my high school. Coach applied can confirm. I said thrown a stupid penalty next shift just for good measure because probably slash behind the play. But then this is why I always defend Brad Marshon in his like pest stuff because that was my junior and I was like good my junior and senior year capital. You'd have to stop taking stupid penalties and I just got so much worse because I did not play like meeting right right right I. I always liked that too when I'm driving like if I if I drive like the proper way I'm a worse driver right. I'm like this is awkward. I'm like you know what I mean. Ten and two. I'm checking my mirrors and now I'm putting out a US in more danger by not just like twitter and drive ninety five the other day man. I was I mean. I must've taken my eyes off the road for a solid ninety second street scroll in Twitter. I looked up. I was like Oh boy. I haven't looked at the road in a long time. It's been a solid. It's always been there right. Highway Hypnosis Zoe's been thing sure I'm just buried in the phone instead of a hypnotized by the drive. That's definitely going to be how I die. That are just you know my body breaking down in a horrible young age but probably Reckless car for short shout out to my insurance but it was But yeah it was a great weekend. It was very very fun. It's like I mean hockey's a very fun sport hockey's when I say it with because I played it but I'm sure every other sport hasn't which is like fuck out with the boys and you know what's I think what's cool for hockey like guys play. Pick up basketball. All the time. Hockey is hard to organize. Ice fucking PAS. Why haven't played in ten years and so I'm more special if we did A. I'm sure we borrow three on three tournament. It would be great and be a big success by huge because everyone can sign up and it's easy but it wouldn't be as special for the players because they play they play at the park the time it is especially with the outdoors on a pond full video. Come out but this drone footage which is like. It was fucking stunning. I woke up. I took a picture instagram. I woke up and Like I had a great room Shot at Lisa Ed. It was like a balcony that overlooked the league and was like the Sun was rising fucking. I could see the see. The ranks coming up mountains in the back. I was like this out there all day. Today that's fucking sense. Coacher admiral coach Brad Star Rudy bit of an issue now. Rigsby race he was star Our team was our team's very top heavy rig Z. Y. p. and Rudy are very good hockey players. They still play there in men's Leagues. And then everybody is ninety nine percent of the battle in like adult hockey. And that's that's what it is kept doing this. I stopped I think all the TV played our teams. They play together chemistry and one of the things we played the lake. Winnipeg Sake Pontiki ask do they. They didn't win No I don't even know if they're gonNA play off that's embarrassing they. Actually I thought they were the best team he played there was I think the the the pink team played the end. I think they were stopping people texting for because it's GonNa be a bloodbath and it'll be pretty lost fourteen eleven Being by twenty two goals they were just. Oh Shit dumping people is it so I guess it's pretty easy to score on those. It's twenty goals. It's not like our people. Is it always like you? Just stuff it in our sniping from Long Distance. I. It's more close goals. Yeah then otherwise. But that'd be there are some like some Zsa but that's the policy team. They knew how to play hockey right. They just on net and like somebody just like. You're not happy with the way because it is one of the things with the the the difficulty upon hockey is it takes so much skill because you to get right there. Yeah and it's like it's more passing and stickhandling than like writing hockey and they. They just knew like art firearm net. Because that's what you think you think it's like I have to get right to the net but also get tip parks bounce around the just end up on the right right right but It was it was. Our team was just a little too top heavy if we played together all the time. I think we'd be better every game. We lost was a close game. But it's also I think I had a lot of confidence going into it. Yeah you were saying you were GonNA win which is a rare thing for me. Yeah I've been confident you learn your fucking lesson and being confident and having hopes and goals and dreams nothing but it was because I had I hadn't seen I did. Prep is actually. I think I said I haven't seen a non professional men's league team play so I don't really look buzzer but we're pretty good up there and I think my bar was so low for what the competition is going to be. You know what I do so that I was surprised that I can still play hockey. Very surprising So I I ended up with short amount of time. You still play hockey. Yeah and also like lady was doing fifteen seconds shifts by the end by the end. It was my my girlfriend was behind the bench. She's never heard someone yell so many times in their life like I just change edge so thought me remember in high school when our coach was like. Yeah like if you if you need a break just like throw throw one fessed up and I remember I. I was in shape but I still was never like endurance was never my thing. Throw big no no not again guys. They have their long by the end. It was I would have won. Russian may and I just turned back it was it was rare. Ads GotTa know that. As as coach on the bench he was not very There so to speak Biz. Just wasn't there for one game. Business didn't show up for a game because he was the player coach coach he did. He had no one playing the net he had. He didn't go to our second game We ended up tying probably would have been nice little. Nhl Advice on the bench. Maybe would've they would've won that one Rear ads was just on a different planet. I know we had no strategy. We had no we everyone on the team. I think played forward so everyone instinctively goes plays forward. Yeah and then just knowing state back right so they did have consistent to break. Oh there's goalie in that is Pretty Bravo. Yeah there's a problem Larry I love. I mean you just described how to play pond hockey regular hockey. Guys didn't do it. We just we played forward. This is like we'd have like four guys in China or you can't have two guys in deep when they're five guys on the team. We had four in deep with four guys on the team. It was an issue but then the coach just wasn't doing a lot of coaching. He's reread was a heavy with the miracle. References boys fortieth anniversary in one thousand. Nine hundred was one of us. Do you want to defense dude so I feel like that? GotTa be partly on you guys as well thinking that. Rear Admiral at a barstool event is going to be You know by the book here. I'm I'm pretty sober. Join himself out. Yeah Yeah it's I mean it's a classic thing like when you have away trips hockey tournaments the dad stuff all the time and rearrest our dad but also our coach did not take the latter responsibility very seriously. What does a lot of fun John Lewis Game Taunts and tons of case Radio Fan Kevin? That was the highest Amount of like they not like. Hey man big picture. It was like I love this episode of the it was. I mean there are people that are probably hundred of them. Like this is my caves you. They'll be there. I am a romantic t shirts. That's how you know a throwback caves shirt that's fucking there's got to be pretty basically the entire population that shirt was there. I think we gotta make some sort of trip up there It was it was very very very cool to see how how. It's always one of those things where I guess for us. I still smartly set the bar so low and I thought at this point tournament there would be two hundred people because two hundred people were signed up to play hockey. Yeah I did not think that there would be like big crowds coming. Not think that like people are gonNA come there like a bar like. Could you drank yet? Yeah unfortunately the bar was supposed to be on the ice but the little soft. So they're like it doesn't make sense to have let's not risk it and put the fucking stage with the band on the ice So that end up being in the parking lot of the hotel. I hope it will. Toronto is we'll be saw hard enough for to work. But if you guys got pretty choppy by the end of the day so it would have been smart to have right right right now. I mean every time anybody does anything. It's it's still surprising to this day. There was a massive success. So much fun so is really really blasted although it was funny so many stories coming up to me and this is a weird thing. Sali's do so we're GONNA have a little chat with you know quick and little intervention. They come up to you. And they're we'll talk and we'll have followed the picture and I feel so gaye. I feel like a loser as well now. I feel bad man like it's okay to like me. You're such a fucking news for wanting to talk to me. It was. It was almost not every personally. I don't mean to be gay I don't want to. He doesn't data like a podcast. I don't I mean this one. I guess it's close but he is like my father and his friends with sailing using podcast. You you like you gets versus pretty popular. It's okay to like the things you like. We said like some asking a lot like I don't want you to say that I also don't want you shaking while we take the picture like I felt like I put my own around somebody in there like they're like nervous but you have to be nervous. I don't for that just because I'd be nervous meeting people I like. They shouldn't be nervous for us. We're not sure but they are and the like but they also shouldn't feel like an angel you're just not gaily unless you want fuck me and then you're then you're gay and that's okay but if you don't WanNa fuck me then you're gay to like WanNa talk to me for a minute. I gotta I felt like I start to feel so bad. I'm like I don't know I can do for you. Sounds like you more. Sounds like a therapy issue. Do like Andy Bernard like Ham. Michael I guess I don't know man that once you got to answer that one but you're not a loser you're not gay. You're not a fan girl is just like we're hanging we're hanging on a bar talk right booze. There's a very regular music. It's just that it's the little shops and bars are for hanging out and talking. Speaking of Therapy I watched the new netflix sensation. Love is blind. I saw you tweeting about that. I don't know what it all of these people need therapy. They're all fucking insane. It is a show. It's like fifteen guys fifteen girls. They created this facility. Which is like one half is where the guys live. One half is where the girls live. And then in the middle are these confessional like pod rooms that are separated by like a a wall that looks almost like a imagine. You're like a cave with ice. It's like blue and like shining changing colors and you can talk to each other. Nobody can see each other and they have forty days to get engaged. So you're basically just talking to people you're not lobbies this is just sitting on the ice and someone else a little bit of trouble. Staying up on his feet at the at the pump. So the whole idea. Is You talk? And you don't ever get to see the people and you're supposed to get engaged within forty days. There were people getting into each on day two. What talking to each other now granted? It's all do so you probably like I mean it's still ridiculous no matter what but you probably have like twenty four hours of talking with this person in two days you know what I mean like. You're probably learn everything about the person and have like these long nights with talk all night long but like this. Sounds like my absolute hill? What you're describing to me is what beal's beal's bubble showed me upon my death and they they all just talk and then they you know it's kind of it's like the bachelor on steroids. It's like everybody has I'll I love this one. I had this connection with this. Never seen each other which by I mean that's insane that's just. The basic premise is insane. Anybody who acts like a physical attraction is like shallow is fucking ridiculous. It's the most important otherwise I would just fucking Mary you like. I already found someone who's personalities great. It's fucking John. I just don't want to bang him and live with so I need to find someone who I wanNA fuck so it used to be a girl and this will be one and honestly it is not shallow now. We are not compatible as symmetry goes right. That's step one. We have to. We have to do that. I do. I WANNA fuck you. I'm not saying you have to be hot. I'm saying either has to WanNa fuck you right and I guess I guess if you put all of your. That's only the only thing that is a little bit shallow if you if you're dating someone who's hot. And then they like shave their head and you're like get the fuck. Outta here you know there are there are ways with the with. The physical attraction can manifest. We're talking about with Adam pally today. Where he he rejected my thing but I think what was this. I think unconditional love is on hold. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah that's crazy. Everyone has conditions conditions Mary. Everybody anybody on the street conditioned one be attractive And again to me. That doesn't you know. Maybe I probably conform with society's general idea of what pretty is but gotta fit for that person like all right so one couple spoiler alert the first couple they get engaged in two days. She's black he's white. They didn't know that now. First of all I don't care how good of a person you are. How Open minded you are when that wall goes up and it's someone of a different race that you didn't expect not that you have to run for the hills but you you would be like. Oh Shit right I mean they were just like it's always on and just like well. We can just acknowledge that you probably were surprised by. That's Kelly though. They talked about how they like fell in love. And know that you're the one like in the conversation wouldn't it have come up like the girl was like I very intimate community? I am very aware of what black people have gone through. And I like fight for that and at the and then she was but it's okay interracial relationships just threw that out but then also wouldn't that have been part of your conversation at some point. What's so important to you. I talk about things that are important right. So it's like it's not much but very very I I get there. They also the problem with this show. So fucking crazy. But they didn't I don't think they H- They. They brought anybody who's like really ugly. Which is the problem. If you're GONNA do you WanNa make the experiment work bringing you need someone to be head over heels above and then the wall goes up and I'm a five foot one fat bald guy and it's like really totes. Let's fuck improve everybody else's like at least the ones they've shown on TV so far. They're like normal people so it's like all right. I WanNa ten and a seven shows up. I'm okay fine. You know what? I mean so they but I'm only like two episodes in but this shit is like I mean the amount of people I saw I think they're like half hour and I think they released like six. And then I think there's like it's like a half binge half keeps coming out each week but people are absolutely like hooked by it because it's so fucking outrageous. It's ridiculous this premise. And there are and this makes me this whole thing. This and the bachelor. It hasn't been questioning all of relationships now. These people are particularly crazy right. But the fact that it seems like you can just fabricate the setting and the feeling and the emotion and it seems like people just kind of buy into it like. I always say it's like the summer camp thing or you're on vacation and they just you if you create the conditions are right you can just like make a marriage make love. It just feels like it's all fucking all a game. It's all scam. You know what I mean. It's like if I if I if I meet the right person like great fine if I meet like kind of the right person but all the circumstances are right and I have the same exact feeling. Then it's like well. What is even the right person? I think we're all good if I meet you on the fucking subway. You know you gotta you might not feel the same way. It's I think that's starts with openness to it subway not open to meet somebody gonNA show him supposed to meet somebody. I'm open the meetings of so. If you put people who are opening meeting each other in setting I feel like it's probably success. I feel like in general dating is usually people like. I'm looking for someone so when you go on these APPs you go on a date but I also think open minded as you know I I think like well. Hey I'm now you're saying like an APP on an apple you're open to fuck. Well I mean it depends just even on a date. I feel like you know. A girl sits down at a date. I think it's probably usually guys are more like. Are you hot girls kind of nitpicking? Like your personality and things you do but then you know if you're basically on on on the patch on a show on a thing where you're all looking for it. You kind of like you're you're you're you're focusing more on the good that on the bad date. Now it's like Oh jeeze food we are. He wore weird closed. Her laugh is bad and on these things. It's like I'm in love. Love Love You after twenty five seconds. That's probably like social pressure to you're like I don't want to be the ATHOL WHO's nitpicking. Everything yeah right right. Yeah I mean I guess. I'm always edgy. Shows the real life. If you put a camera in a room. Everyone's going to be a better person. Yeah right well. How all right? So how would this? Though this dude got engaged on like episode three. He had in the past. He's fucked guys and girls did not tell her that and and you know I understand. He's like I've told people in the past and they like have run for the hills so I don't WanNa be judged on that but I think you've gotTa tell me before we get engaged if you like to fuck members of the same sex but then also get married. I'm not gonNA sit there and disclose every person I fucked before so theo. Technically an you know in a perfect world. Why should I know this girl of the White Girl? The Black Girl that Hispanic Girl Asian guy like do you have to disclose everything whole means that you might have some like Like Bi curious tendencies. I think you'd probably do have to disclose I guessed right at. Its core if you commit to monogamy should of that. I'm not GonNa fuck anyone else you don't have to you. Don't have to disclose that guy is. We're in the mix a population of about it was. Yeah like well yeah. So there's young girls I wanNA fuck the dude at work right. I mean oh so the boys weekend now I gotTA worry I mean. I feel like you shouldn't like you know if the world was perfect. You shouldn't but the world's not it's also a double standard thing too because like if I if a girl just like fuck three girls in my life definitely proposing all right sure but the The the guy thing is an interesting wrinkle. There was. There's another there's a girl and a and a guy was ten years younger than her and she falls in love with like there's a short guy twenty four. She's thirty four and then there's kind of like the Jock of the mix and and I mean there. It's just like watching fucking kids at a summer camp where it's like one night he's GonNa Propose you the next night. He's like never mind man one chick who's in the fucking. She was in the army. She likes us to blow up tanks and she's like sexiest. Fuck I it's a trip man. Love Island is the island of his beloved. Love is blind was blind is I mean it's one of the sickest things look people are absolute lunatics if you went on as a show the guy instagram famous and like maybe like hook up or something like that. But they're all like I'm here for my fucking forever. I founded. The love is blind up so it's like tinder and they show you like three possible. People like three completely different people and you might get any of them. Not One of them is really hot. One of them is like a complete love roulette or some Shit Dude. I would say like on the blonde like yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah you have to keep a truly blind. I mean what would you do if you were like I? I am in love with this person. I adore goes up. And they are troll. I'm a sane person so I could not fall without seeing somebody. Yeah right I I have most of my mental capabilities. But if you were all right so maybe you don't fall in love but you get locked in a fucking in a room or something and you you end up talking to someone forget it. Let's say it's not a a reality show? Let's say you get Stuck in an elevator. Okay and there's someone like the security guard call vincis talking to you over like the thing And you talk for fifteen straight hours and you and she is like best commerce. You've ever had funny the whole nine great stories compatible and anyway get on the elevator and she's disgusting. Are you just like thanks for the help seal later? I would say that we're going to have a beautiful friendship. I don't even know I ever talked to have a straight up. All my friends are really attractive. I am the ugliest person in my friend group. So you think shall. I'm just sharing my platonic relationship to dictate you. I'm not even going to go out for a beer with you. I don't fuck you. What if we were in public and some with sauce and thought I was fucking guy I could never walk scarlet letter. Carry THAT ANYBODY ACTING LAKE. I I guess. Maybe if there's one girl was like thirty four and Clearly like very much wanted husband. Not The thirty four is like ancient by any means. But I guess if you're a the frame of mind I just gotTa find somebody. I just got to do something extreme. But if you're not like at your wit's end I thing about her says hey look who end. It's probably right. You're you're burying that aspect of it and you're like you're acknowledging you're not attracted to them but it's still the first thing out whatever not attracted to but who cares move on to step two is it's still you have to. You have to acknowledge. And that's I'm ignoring this aspect is okay. I mean this is the name of the fucking game for the girls though because like girls routinely. How aware them down and I was talking about it in general like I I think for the show to really be a hit. They needed to have some just disgusting people in there But primarily girls too. Because I mean you see girls with ugly guys a lot and you see girls who who were like changing everything else that they you know what I mean like. They look past a lot and they changed everything else for a guy. Though I feel like it's it's well I don't know because then what would what do you think is the more shallow gender men I but then sometimes I was thinking about the girls who are like? I won't even look your way if you're you know five foot nine yet but I think I think that's for girls. I think I think a lot of girls who do that can do. Yeah yes like girls kind of stand. Every guy thinks they should get like the dime right. Yeah yeah that's true that's really what it is. It's the it's the delusion I think most girls who have like Venus retreat. Don't talk to me in their profile can play that card right. All right man didn't earn it. You just got lucky genetics. All right let me know. If you're watching. Love is blind. Now it is a fucking shit. 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And it's like the travelling bit knuckle off and they're only forty five hundred zero dollars that she should be the spokesperson for Lori L. MAKEUP. That's that's crazy to me. It's double standard broke. It is a double but like I'm not army. You've been hit by girl. Oh how'd you hit zero? It's just insane girls? It's so it is a girls will never understand that feeling in that moment where it's just like I could kill you kinda be justified by considering what you just did to me not going to legally speaking. No one's GonNa believe me but legally speaking I'd be good right I can. I can stand my ground if I will but the slap like scratched push. I'm not arguing anyone else's bed and we're like there's audiotape of you. Admitting to beating your spouse got a raw deal any got you didn't get all Utah deal but the fact that it's not even an issue raised crazy to me and maybe I'll just hang out with the wrong people who but like everyone. I know it's been beaten girlfriend. Every single person do not as not regularly though and should be like a a binary thing you that you've done it. Why time is one too many. Maybe maybe we were just broken. Man is as because he said about people who've been us but you like like I probably deserved it when I've been beaten by a savage beating but yeah I've been closed. Fist pump in slugged. Look as PRYATTA line. But that's the thing. Is that people. I think society is kind of like manner. Dogs Trash. They running around cheating. They're they're out too late. They deserve it. It's like no fucking no. You can't do that. He was talking about mom. Well we can't hurt you so a little guy be the bigger woman wearing a week guy like would it be with a guy being also by the way it injured doesn't feel good though. I prefer you. Don't Fuck Punch me. Didn't she's Johnny Depp? They were like massive boycotts to get Johnny Depp. Our people thought he did it. 'cause she said he did it. And now it's like there's defendant privilege. She was the abuser in relationship. And they were like they were like massive boycotts to get him. Cut Out of what fantastic beasts and J. K? Rowling was like who is you know. She's kind of like I think he's gone too. Far over the top with being the quote on quote unquote woke. Or whatever you will. She's just like Harry Potter which sorting heads. Gay The Recently she. She said something that was actually anti trans or something like that but she was like. I should have talked to Johnny. I stand by Johnny. He'll be in this movie And people who forty five hundred people. They've been there. Might be more people who work arch support. South sign the signature saying she shouldn't be the spokesperson. That's fucking insane to me. I know it is but I mean that that is the like the we let we let the let that one get away from US men. We somehow let that fly. I I we're GONNA have a pendulum. Swing I think's GonNa Happen. I guys always joke about it and it is like that's the way we do things and also it's funny well. Little person is punched me in the face. It's funny I mean you haven't used so often you were like you have your protocol you know what to do. You're gonNA from behind me this swallowing a baby. You gotta just calm down for second dot. Is the problem that is not like swallowing a baby. It's like trying to contain rabid raccoon. Who's attacking you? It's not a little baby. I'm so much bigger than you. But it's crazy it's crazy. Girls do this. Yo and you are probably are. Some guys weren't like as big as you or whatever we're getting molly whooped by the girl and it's like oh I'm just getting beat up. My fucking show is getting run a dummy I mean I feel like if we we let it happen with just like the verbal abuse to and people were screaming at you and it. Actually we talk about on the show for. We're actually it's funny. It's a mean yes. Brad's a tough night. Like hellawell unloaded on your girl and talk to you. Generally get like people would call the police on the spot. It's nuts there was. I think there was a viral video fairly recently by that I mean I don't know some time in my adult life the way it was like social experiment where it's like the girl like in public screaming guy hitting the guy and nobody's thing no one stopped and that's not fair. I guess it's kind of in the sense like you defend the defenseless defenseless. I can defend myself and you can't but I die but you. It does not matter that you have a a height advantage weight advantage because if you do anything back your your life is ruined. Yeah so you just have to sit there and the abuse so you can't defend yourself but I can't defend myself in hitting back by defend defend myself right in again I can catch rhys like and then you cannot move anymore honestly but even that what have you. Someone throws a punch. You fucking grab a risk. Someone walks out of the street at the same time in years. Reasons girl's wrist. You're the one is in trouble. I guess but I. I'm not arguing that I shouldn't get in trouble. It's just amber heard. Stop his spokesperson girls. Lose Jimmy you realize you know you can physically. Yes you're not GonNa die but you can't defend yourself because if you do your life over so in essence you you have a different version of defenceless and there's just no repercussions it was. We made a finger on. We were wrestling in Aruba and it was she was doing shadowboxing and I kind of just like I was. I mean she wasn't actually hitting me so it wasn't like I was angry. Snap made a quick move grabbed her and you could see like the realization you know. I like oh I didn't want this to be funded. Mortality became real real fast. That is happening once in a while. Not Ahead just the talent you. That's what I want to show you the disparity in strength here. I recommend you do so like the video at the gym or something heavy bag at the gym. Babe Jesse you know. I've said that before with my dad and he hit the bag and I'm like thank God you into realization that we just. He's never going to do. My Dad is jumping rope and it was almost like someone was basically they get a movie where someone's watching a murder but he's just like boop boop. Oh Oh my fucking God you think it is echoing. Dads for all the condoms. They threw out of the garage almost lawsuit from the fucking housekeeper. Yeah they there needs to be some sort of pendulums swing I agree I just. I don't know if it's going to happen. I think it will happen. I think I think everything there's life balance and I think at some point is gonNA be like look. Yes upends us. I mean I think the feminists are too scared. I'm too scared of feminist. Like when they when they get going. There's no stopping them. So whether they're hitting me or yelling at me I'm just GONNA be okay. Whatever dear weight your way to passionate about this I saw one recently. Somebody said something fairly stupid That really was just like not correct and like men were replying in on the tweet being like you know not no. This is not what I remember the example but I remember thinking like this is stretched by feminist standards and then she liked tweets back then like all the small Dick Angry little like Napoleon men in my mentions like. You know. They're just there's pretty wrong. Data rich is all fat ugly bitches my mentions imagine. Imagine so. Yeah it's hard out here for a white male. Let me tell you got pussies close up after two minutes? See it all goes back to that. That's why because they never feel that inadequacy they need to be humbled and be like. Oh my pos. You didn't work tonight yet. And then they'll shut the fuck up to then they won't punch you would scratch you and talk shit on the Internet. 'cause YOU GOTTA. Push closed sometimes. It doesn't open up at all. Imagine that like when you can't get hard at all you start doing nothing. All right eight whiskies tonight too much chardonnay closer business. That's what the world needs. Then it'll all come in and it all comes out in the wash. What else you got for me. Forgotten the name of the astle. Oh there's a good one flying around to you do yours and I'll do the Internet's wine is just. It's actually me right okay. Am I the astle because well? I got a preface this stuff hopefully okay so when I moved to my apartment it was a temporary apartment right bright. That was four years ago and I never bought blinds and I still don't have blunt right not a blind user right now for a while I been I. I'd I'd I'd only masturbated in the dark so you couldn't see my room okay. Then you and I was sick on Friday and Thursday not GONNA get up. Spent the whole day in bed jerking often beds e can just clearly see into my better hustle. Because here's the deal. I used to do for years. I was the. It didn't just happen for the first time Thursday. It's happened only masturbate at night. Yeah they're really. Yeah basically and they were like. I don't believe that for one. Second the bathroom too but the you know they don't have a good good yourself like this on on Thursday like I got the beat seat setup and I was like I was young. You view stuff a couple of pills behind you. So you kind of laying down where. You're up enough. You've got thirty five degree. Yeah so you have to see the laptop crane your neck. Yup Yup stuffed under my lower back support. They're really pulling pot and I was like the neighbors across could definitely just seen in my bedroom. 'cause I'm on off third floor and I'm like is this. What is that obese? Man doing this no I mean. I'm pretty sure they're logan going. What do that obese man jerking off? Yeah sure they know what he's do right but this is just like the disrespect. He has for me. I couldn't because there are people like I M on Third Fourth Second Fourth I. I've never seen people jerking all right. Well that's the thing is you Gotta? I always put my. I've done this before in thinking about like apartment windows and Shit where like ten. You see me. Yes the chances you know. How many times are you walking the street? Or you're looking out your window and you like really looking on Thursday. I was getting a lot of opportunity. That window was wide open. Feel naked in bed on Thursday. I mean God bless I don't even WanNa hear about this let alone if I had to see but yeah I know and look. It's not getting me off. I'm not I'm not saying that someone might be able to see me. I'm powering through the aspect. That's something I think you. I mean if someone saw you in that instance you are individually specifically an asshole. But this is what the fuck. Yeah right at that one guy who was doing the dishes and saw that urine astle but the overall behavior I think is so limited to stay and keep watching. That's on you definitely. Yeah so like eight spins on. You might have made. Somebody's Day. There are a lot of freaks out there. That's true so maybe I bet you again it. So it's I think the chances of people actually seeing you and really being able to tell going on are so slim that I would say there's maybe two people saw you that day and there's a fifty fifty shot. They're into it so I think you probably piss somebody off. I think someone else started jerking off to you know blood. It's funny thing too. 'cause like it's almost my time in that apartment has worked like a reverse relationship where I was like I was approved at first and I own the jerk off in the night so they don't see me right and then it was let then. I started walking around my room naked after showers and then it was like all have sachs during the day and they can see that and then it was like you know what you're getting the full now here it is. We're comfortable each other. The honeymoon phase is due. You've lived across the real years. You've seen me naked. You're going to wash off and dip and now you're GonNa Watch me is is. I don't know I mean what what would be your answer to yourself like. You're asking the question but where do you think your nestle gear? But the thing is because I. I think I'm an asshole because I just think I'm an asshole if I saw. It has nothing to do with that behavior afterwards. That guy was rude to this person. If I saw someone else I'd be like Ooh do you think but I I wouldn't. I wouldn't staying keep watching but I wouldn't be like you know I also just like I couldn't tell you like one thing about any of my neighbors is across the street. It's not like building building. Can't tell tell even if there are no blinds? You know. I've I've never really F- ride to look into also say this You are like if you're jerking off but it's from a distance it's like I could see a balls or anything your hand move and it's like all right. Whatever that guy is jerking off pulling PUTT. Elba deal in this city. Roya good yeah. You're the small town jerk off in the church or something now right and I've also done the math like it's hard to tell what apartment I think that'd be we're figuring out who who it is. Oh no no no no. I don't care about like I'm like boy about like a letter in the mail like do. Can you saw that happens? Confirmed asking anybody ever needs to like get out some letterhead send an official notice to you saying stop jerking off. We're venue are full bonus. I'm actually just getting ahead of it. Because I saw my neighbor film there were do. They know who I am and John. Keller jerk off video on the Internet. There were two am the asshole slash. Read it relationship questions that jumped out at me recently. there are There's to start with this one here and this is such a perfect example. How girls can be dumb. How girls are the smartest is what I think it is month. Yeah this can either. Girls can either be the smartest or dumbest person you know all all the same person not like not a different of this girl smart. This goes dum this same. Exact girl can be brilliant. Grandest got full ride. Got A good job super smart and then also will do something so insanely idiotic and stupid Nick Zero Street smarts that it just makes you You couldn't even comprehend this my girlfriend. She's thirty one years old female. I'm a thirty one year old male. I'm not even gonNA reach the tagline because start reading so bear with bear with me on this baffled as you are. Things in my girlfriend are going really. Well we started dating on September tenth of last year. This is important and we really like each other. We have lots of shared interest and we make each other laugh all the time. It's by far the best relationship I've ever been in so this is almost like we'll go back to with love is blind. Imagine you've met someone you talk you hit it off. She's really smart and funny beautiful and ambitious but a couple of days ago. I could tell something was often. I didn't know what it was. She was just a little bit colder and more distant than usual. So I prob- her and finally admitted. She finally admitted that she was annoyed. I didn't do anything for our six month anniversary now. First of all a couple of things six months. Anniversaries nothing. That's ridiculous that's equally ridiculous for this guy like when you own. No I won't ever high school I was GonNa say one time like maybe the first six months is like that's kind of a milestone. Oh I won't. You've definitely better not be doing it. After the first six eighteen th anniversary this is our thirty six month in. I mean it's not crazy crazy. Wouldn't I would do it. I like when you're I would do it like in high school but whatever teach their own. I also think it's equally is ridiculous for this guy to be like and maybe I'm just thirty one year old to be like this. The best relationship over had you been sinner for like six months to me. It's like yeah. It's been six months every six months again if you were in high school it makes sense when you're thirty one you kind of know six months. We're still fucking and having fun and Barty whatever but anyway. Everyone seems to be happy. She's mad about six interesting now. I'm really good at remembering important dates and birthdays and all that I had a plan to do something special. Dinners flowers whole nine. The thing is the six month anniversary is on March tenth. Kind of make sense right. She thinks it already happened on February. Eighteenth I was very confused as she could think so. I asked explained. She pulled out her calendar APP and started counting months which is in her definition four-week chunks in this case September tenth and February Eighteenth are exactly twenty three weeks apart but she makes a mistake when counting because she starts counting on September tenth as one instead of zero therefore twenty-three becomes twenty four. I this is my whole thing. I try to explain to her that this is not how calendars works and she just wouldn't have it. I tried asking her. What are one month anniversary was and she again counted four weeks from September tenth? I try to asking her when she thinks our one year anniversary is she of course said September tenth. Because that's exactly fifty two weeks apart but there are many things wrong with the statement that I tried explaining but she neither wouldn't or couldn't believe me so I don't know what to do. I WANNA be able to important dates. But she is just on a different. I just get something not even sure what advice. I'm looking ear but maybe someone has an idea that I can try. Swear I'm not making this up. That's the other thing I mean. I never know what to do with these things. People are always like that's fake and of course it's very easy to fake these things but I learned on the Internet. Hear the craziest things. Are the real ones. Yes it's act is always changing the fiction so I mean maginness like beautiful. Check sexy girl ambitious at work. Let's say she's a rocket in the bedroom everything's perfect? She can't count months. I mean I could deal with that very easily but I've also though I don't think I could deal with that but knowing that you're an idiot who can't count months. Would that would weigh on me. No I would i. I know she has worked for bank right. That's how banking works. I mean I don't know I guess but also you just seems like something you'd learn at a young age actually are and then you adapt to your new job. We're like okay. This is how I think. It's I think they pay payroll giving her too much credit. I don't I don't think there's any job that really includes you from knowing how account. Adp and stuff like that. I think it's like four weeks. Yeah you get paid like. Do you get paid twice a month or two. Get paid biweekly. Those things matter but like you also understand how society works as far as we know eight years old. Yeah I don't mean I'm defending a little bit but that's not a hold your yeah. Yeah but the like I don. I don't know I guess as a look deal you need to learn how month's work and that's that's it he's talking about it like this is GonNa be a problem for our anniversaries. No the problem is you're dating in eighty needs to clean that up because otherwise you girlfriends dumb crazy I'm just looking at the calendar here if you were to go by this. These four weeks chunks in December. You would have to month anniversaries. You would be celebrating on December third and also I mean if you do this over the course of years using a year away right now. It's like it's my sixth month. Aniversary ROB by a month or whatever a couple of weeks when it's like. Your fiftieth anniversary. She's going to be celebrating fifty fifth anniversary first month dating a month. You if you started dating he said in September tenth like the four week Chung puts you on October Eighth. It just like yeah. I mean how am I supposed to guess that's mandated counselling or Tuesday's later? That's two things one will fuck. Was her stuff for the anniversary. That's you know kind of like we hear Senate Guy. Where's the double standard there? I mean where's My fucking present? Where it was my lifeline. Chocolate with my fucking massage. Open up your pussy so you can't get mad at someone for for for getting something when you didn't do anything either. Second of all I really. This is a pretty easy fix. And maybe he hasn't tried it but the what does the word. March mean to you. It just means four weeks march to her but it put our in February. Yeah that's what what is what does it mean to you. Because like so like March. Thirty twenty ninth and thirtieth or whatever is technically starting your four weeks in April right. Well how do you write dates? Yeah right a date for me the day-to-day right. If months don't mean anything how do you fucking write a check what you really should do this? This I mean what you really should do is is is say I mean. Honestly I'm GonNa just give it a throwback here this is retarded like I would tell them you're being retarded over this. I think that you have to break it down even further and be like all right. Our anniversary are six anniversaries. Just one hundred eighty. I guess it wouldn't even work there. I mean I was GONNA say that. Just break it down by the day rather than the month and then you can. Then you're GONNA be on the same page again but it doesn't really work out months very important if we if we if there was a better system. I feel. You would've thought of it by now. This has been this has been working for how about when they ended up not decades thousands of years. Whatever the fancy word for that is I mean Millennia. The calendar has been around for a very long remember when they were like the emperor which is like adding couple more months July. For me and fucking. Yeah yeah that was crazy. We just did that. Nouns added a whole new month. They'll be fucked. Yeah I mean I. It's one of the most important. I think I was thinking about this the other day. I don't know why because my brain just works strictly in ti now like conversations. I have I'm always just peppering people with questions and thinking I I was trying to think of the most important thing that like society has come up with and I think my answer was days of the week which I guess also then becomes the calendar in general but like if we didn't have just think about importantly weekdays and weekends are Monday to Friday and then Friday Saturday. You're off like that. I mean that's just like that dictates your entire life. That's true I. It's less important to us. Although I got more important because like our job you mean. Yeah but I mean but but as I speak more real with. Hr like five years ago. Basically nothing you're were like working right now. We have a little bit more but just forget about just even work like if if you wanna get together with someone and they're like let's beat on Thursday if we didn't have that common that's true that's very we're GONNA meet. You could even say time then hours minutes like all that but But yeah so if you can't understand the basic building blocks of society. I don't think you can I mean again? He's talking about the day to day functioning with her and I'm still much more worried about being known as the guy who dates the months me. I'm okay without a doubt that are unique. I like a nice guy than I am. But the that'd be all she can't read and do basic math that's cutter steak for. I think I'd be like girls can't do math either. No girls are veteran math. Yeah I mean at least when I was a kid I dunno zone really tried in school or paid attention to what people are doing. Feel like I've seen I've seen tweets go viral. Pretty like you know Everybody Kinda steals tweets. But I've seen several times like pretty girls don't need don't do math which. I feel like as a thing like I'm pretty girl you really. I like when I go to dinner. I'll pay for dinner. But they had a slide the check someone else. Yeah just moved us with one double. You are really really are so you? What would you do you? Would you would. Would you do here I I would? I would ask her to define months like the define the day. But here's the date. You're trying to win the argument and convince her which I understand. But I don't think I think I'd I think I'd be a lot? I don't think you would think you're under under appreciating my because I feel like it's a basic thing that if she can't understand it like she's not understand it from further probing as he worded it. I so staggeringly stoop. I guess one of those who. It's so stunning that I just. I can't picture a world where she doesn't get it. You know to argue against Marty and eventually you're like you're not winning this but I'm going to stop and it's eventually you're just like well. Okay see in four weeks that to me might be one of the. I mean I would like to say if everything is perfect. And he's as happy as can be like he said like you. GotTa you gotTa power through it but this was the other which was maybe the most clear-cut you are the Aso. The other person is the asshole. They are very funny very funny. Like oh it's it's it's a great account. I got my my significant other You know a really beautiful present for our anniversary which was four weeks after we met and she took a shit on it and then made me eat it in my the here. We got that call last week. Like you know my girlfriend went through my phone and found my conversations on my the astle what what having a phone conversations no. You're not the Essel this though this is just this is just a bad. Look for guys everywhere. This is tough. I live in an apartment with at university with my friends. We get along fine in every aspect except for one dude. Who Does this absolutely disgusting thing? This friend thinks it's funny or cool honestly. I don't know to pin his used condoms on a bulletin board to show off all the times. He's fucked. I've asked him a million times to take down or put it in his own damn room but he leaves it up in the main living area for everyone to see in his defense. This makes you know what I actually change my answer. Based on this sentence in his defense he washes the condoms cleans and dries them. The Bulletin Board itself is really big and really expensive. He's designed with supreme stickers and a bunch of other things there's a total of six condoms on the board. He doesn't seem to understand that. I don't fucking care if he washes it or not. It's an isolationist disgusting. So fast forward guy. He had a girl over to his place. She's coming over to study to watch a movie afterwards. Classic like movie setup. Right come over. Study will netflix and chill. I'M GONNA fuck I was super duper fucking excited because this should never happens to me so before classes. I left to make sure I hide the bulletin board and clean the place up later that night she came over she wanted around looking at our dorm and I went to wash my hands. Also weird thing by relic back. I got my hands when I came back the bill. The fucking bulletin board was back on the wall and she's staring at it. She looked really uncomfortable. She asked me what it was. I got so nervous and choked up. I turn bright red. I explain what it was. The rest of the night was awkward. She didn't even say to watch the movie. I took the bulletin board down before she left smashed into small pieces through it in the dumpster behind the building. He asked me where the board was today and I told them exactly what I did with it. I do feel bad for reacting that way but I was angry and the Body Count Board was was bound to be thrown out one way or another by the asshole. Get so many thoughts here someone else I mean on the surface again like No Man that the dude with The used fucking contraceptive Trophies pinned to the wall he's the Esau When you say in his defense and it said he's cleaned the come out and stuff like no. That's not a point in his Say Come dripping. Everywhere thrived smell as the dry comes over. Smell the latex. It's a disaster But that shouldn't be like you don't earn like you know goodwill with me on that one because it's like you're the one putting your come condoms all over the place. I'm also going to say this guy's an asshole because if you're going to have a bulletin board body count trophy thing it's got to have more than six on. Lee. Yeah okay. You're having a an average time a college that was like hundreds of condoms. Hanging better be a dexter collection. Like bodies actually reminded me of the PA. He turned this weekend. I had like four Tomahawks Hawks on the back of my helmet and the people were like One person particularly it was all a one of those four would they handed out was like you know after a game like the Tomahawk thing. We'll have saved the BUCKEYES. Yeah and I was like honestly do not remember exactly what you do to get one but I do remember. It was not that hard so good back in my home. I should be offered every time you made like a single good hit. I mean that that that is you know. That's embarrassing like I mean. Of course it's embarrassing. Because you're like a sick fuck but like if you're putting on displayed everyone like yeah six this year. It's like yeah you'd be. Berry that yeah I mean listen? I I if I was in college. I fucked sick people in his. I'd be happy but I wouldn't. I'm not like you know it's not like captain the fucking that is what you you are the biggest asshole in the fucking planet. If this is a thing you think up and wanted to display all of that the US. You're the ASSHOLE. If you if you ever in your life find yourself running a condom under a sink and it's not to make a water balloon. You fucked up. It'd be like four Martin. Luther Nail in the ninety nine threes of the fucking. All Dude is a condom fucking grow up grow but how I think the funniest image to me. Is this guy like in the back alley office space when they're beating the fuck infringers bulletin board. Everyone's an ass. That's what I've learned is like we're GonNa get you know you. You have like everyone on the Internet. And yes like we're just GonNa get to the point where everyone's yes more all in my the astle all right voicemails timed brought to you by simply safe. They just announced Weinstein's going to jail breaking news Harvey Weinstein going to jail. Thank God I got a little bit nervous for a second there. When that check came out and said that he had a Pussy. I was like listen Harvey Wise. How long have you jail for disease? Guilty minimum five years up to twenty-five what Harvey Weinstein is going. I mean Hell die but like twenty five years. That's as yours. I guess five it's real. It's not it's not for for rape not for the full gamut of everything it's just New York. I think he also says trial in La So what is this like It was he was found guilty of sexual assault third degree rape of Jess Command. Worsen the he's acquitted of everything else not too sure. I believe he was acquitted. Everything else I don't know how many cases were here. I I did not know I thought I mean I mean this guy is like one of the most modern day monsters is going to go to jail for like a cup of coffee I would. I would bet that maybe she is like the forty defendants case. I don't know I didn't. I didn't know what was going to when when when they started making those accusations. I was thinking to myself. He better have like that better. Be Corroborated improvable. Because if if they're wrong and he's just like well now now there's no credibility from this witness remember but obviously I guess it worked out but I thought this was. I mean what what caused me doing? I do not know the time Philly. I feel. He's gone for a long time cheese. That's crazy even twenty five is not enough for me. I know it like rape is very bad. Yes so Like Butler the justice system doesn't view it then. Yeah that's not as people go to jail for so long for first degree rape is probably like you know. Beat YOU UP. Hold you down like I do not know I. In fact I very heavily differences. Cosby's ten years. Fuck I mean the problem was with and this is what the defense was saying was like she was in a relationship with him for a period of time. So I guess like the justice system like penalizes you for that or whatever. I don't know man that dude. That guy should be fucking we. That was the defense. Yeah like you can't rape your girlfriend but not like you can't put just like this was all consensual like you texted me and called me and we hung out together. We went on vacations together. I was thinking of Cosby. I don't know how I guess. If he's not drugging I guess it is different and she admitted she admitted using it like food. She was like yeah. I was dating Harvey Weinstein for my advantage at one point so that defense like honed in on that one and she was like but then it got to a point where like. I didn't want to and I couldn't escape so I mean obviously that's not an actual defense but that's what their defense was but I didn't think it works to the point that you're only going to get like a few years. I thought I thought he was going to rot like forever. Ritchie Joe. True third third degree rape is a Class E felony and it can only carry one to four years. Holy Fuck I think. They charged him with all that stuff. So it's like like you know when I had jury duty. It was like two old ladies pushing each other and they were like well you can. You can charge them with felony assault. Yeah or you could also charged with misdemeanor. And they convicted him of like not bless her. You know sometimes you want to make sure you get them on something right so you don't you don't overextend yourself because the best lawyers in the world and I guess it'd be does go to jail for a handful years like you do run. You know he might just fucking eat. Looks like a bag of Shit right now. Even walk. Yeah what's up with that though exactly in that now? I guess he like he had an article in the new post. Were very apologetic. Yeah and that was like in a hospital or something like that like so doctors could tell them that it was real and shit like that. I don't know Pussy pros hurting them. Voicemail times brought to you by simply safe you WanNa make sure you keep all the monsters out of your house. All the bad people out simplisafe is the way to do it. 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There is nothing crazy in their dog treats and like just little stuff around the house. We've now had You know we said we we take it back over to them and and give it to number whatever. We've now had this package for coming on about two weeks so I think I know what I'm GonNa do but just to one of those y'all's advice as well Do I just throw this package in the trash and just pretend this never happened over like go over and talk to my neighbor. I'm thinking I'm GonNa throw it in the trash because obviously don't WanNa deal with it but Why don't you just give it to them? What's is he's accidentally opened his neighbors packet. Yeah I think it's that and then it's been two weeks since he got it so he's more thinking like instead of having an awkward conversation. Well this way you'd just go put it on their doorstep them. Yeah you don't have to like knock on the door that I kept this from you for two weeks. Forgot about it. Felt awkward about it. Just deliver them in the mail right. Yeah this is usually a pretty easy one. Yeah I I I I mean you got to be a real real asshole. Be Like have this. I know it's Yours John. You bought it or ordered it or whatever. I'm just GONNA throw this in the garbage. Just go put it on their front steps and even if it was even. If let's say you had to have conversation I think I would be like. Oh I just got lost in my mail and I didn't realize that. Yeah I think got that mad about it you just for two weeks. It'd be like okay. Well Fuck You. Then do talk again. I opened it. I didn't really know what it was. Put it aside was going to win two weeks two weeks. You ever get mail Mail sometimes to my apartment with the old name on it and sometimes I think like it can be important. I thought that Oh yeah just like I don't know I still get it but I think it's different. Apartments and houses are different apartments. I've been cycles. I Bet I bet every single apartment. I'm in still yes definitely because I don't I haven't changed anything to let people know it's just so you know I've moved. I don't know if there's some regular mailing thing that goes out annually every apartment. I've ever lived in still gets mail from me when I I agree and when I when I'm One of the most irrational like stubborn childish. Things I do is that I just don't change address. I only rational at all. Well I mean it kind of is in the sense that like you should just do it and why I who I even call it sucks you gotta go to like the US postal website. And there's like I live in Austin. Yeah according to my license. I live in Boston. I mean I'm my license is definitely wrong as well. I don't know where I live anymore. But like how like like I guess this is why I don't know I don't know why I don't know why I had to do it. I just remember I remember. I was saying when I'm in a relationship like when I was married she. Rsvp for me you know. This is another thing too. It's like I don't know you got a tax stuff. Go You have to file your taxes? Parcells GonNa Mail you. Yeah so so I I mean I did do this because I was idea. I was missing out on things like that or over. What where's your w to go your mom. Now I get it so you did change your dress. No He's probably just puts his address when he like D- Paperwork here right exactly. Yeah Yeah I yeah. I didn't change. I honestly who learning to tell. I don't know who dr I don't know why but I you know moved notifying to notify the people that are mailing you stuff when I moved. I went to like the USO service and you do like a change your address thing why. I can't remember but there was something wrong like I need to do that. And we don't really like again. That's why I was like. I think I was doing it because my ex wife was doing it and I was like It seems like something she would have done for me in the past so I'm going to have to do it too. I don't know that's why I need to get like I. I think you need the service where you just. I guess what? I'm talking about his personal manager but I need someone. I was thinking that the other day I need like I need to get rich and successful enough where it's reasonable to have that he's going to be a certain level of money and success where you regular as dude was like. This is my personal assistant. I get off faulk out of here. You know but if you run into like a celebrity or something like that you understand like I talked to my people you know. I want to be able to have people. What's that level? I don't know you tell me what would be reasonable like right now. If I had someone like probably GonNa pay one dollars a year so when you have spare yeah no but I like. I don't need all of your time. They I I only need you occasionally. So you can you. Can you probably have to reserve all of that person's time because you're gonna it's almost like being on call because like if they're at their regular job use them to do something now? This should be a service single personal citizen. I someone WHO's handle that. Shit so you can. You can be a personal assistant for tons of people. Yeah a monthly subscription rate. I liked it. It's almost like Needs a catchy name. Everybody's in a box. We need like you know out that thing. Everybody can have their job. You WanNa get your foot in the door you are. You're like eight people at barstools personal assistant. I take care of everything they need. Rate One is i. it just seems so I. I very rarely need you. It's like a butler. It's just yeah what I need is like when I get a parking ticket. I needed to pay that for me right like shit like that. You know I need send my thank you notes right well. I'm not even GonNa do that anymore. But yes that would be a good one like just things like that where it's like this is going to spiral and a problem for me down the road. Because I'm just like an asshole can just do this for me right now. That is is I like that. It's Kinda like Brett Brett. Used to do all this stuff for our. It'd be like just go to brandon book travel. Yeah do all sorts wasn't supposed to travel like maybe occasionally go grocery shopping for me. This little get a summer inter I. This is why people get girls gone. This is why you start dating a girl you John Casey. Jared yeah the whole the whole thing. Everybody sits over there in the corner. Get keep whatever needs. Yeah that'll be his job. I think it's a lot I I just think it makes no sense to not have that. I honestly think there's no way I just came up with that that system someone must have it's Kinda like task rabbit but like for you know personal finances. Yeah per finances and just just logistics and all that shit travel bills Even just like Roman calendar my four-week chunks remind. You don't even calendar yeah. We had people run our calendars for it. I know but I need someone to like. I need I need someone like it's GonNa then text your calendar. Do I text him like every night. We tomorrow someone actually that under Yeah Gal you brother Kevin so again. The calendar just nothing connected to my phone anymore. That will never happen again so I can't do it. I'm sorry guys unless you're going to write it on an a fucking paper calendar for me if you can so I need. I need you to their threatened them on the wall. I can't even read that. Can you read? That can't be layers. I need someone to tell me every night. 'cause I will never connect anything to my phone task. Rabbit has a personal assistant section for how much Let's see because you know what the problem is too is a lot of times it's involves like here's my credit card number. Here's here's my info years my fucking social security so it's gotta be untrustworthy. Yeah no I wouldn't do tasks rabbit. I'd have to do it through the League saying that. You probably need to have a pay him. Well like you need to figure out a way for two thousand dollars a year. Forty fifty thousand dollars a year. Whether it's what if it's like fifteen thousand years but you can have fucking twelve clients. Yeah because again. I probably just need you. I honestly don't know what I need you for. I would pay like a significant a year of just for like two went pops up with some of them. I come up yes like you. Just do it for me. Yeah Yeah like when I got. I got that six thousand dollar charge Natalie. Go through it and talk to them. I can you call them schedule. My my dad's worms. Yes it takes literally three sick notes. Maybe I would go more often if someone did it for me just like. Here's your dentist appointment. I still haven't regular doctors but brain doctors rain doctors met like therapy. Oh that's easy bake mainly women like I keep saying. I'm going to do that and just haven't done it like I need to just need someone anita mom or wife or fucking assistance. I Got Shit. I lost the other one. I if someone tried to do this. The legit ways without paying people but now now I guess I gotTa just shell out the money so so it. You don't think there's a level then I don't like us through questions in it I can hear everything so loud in my headphones right now. It's crazy like every pop on the desk in every listener which we should probably wear these more often. We know what the reason we need a pad or something. Then you still. Radio is is devastating. The sound that the the Mike Smith when you move them like it. I don't know how. Single Person Subscribes. The the the the the desk is the one. I'm a I'm a start like holding something because it's not good The was going to say I would guess like you need a hit. Tv show. I was thinking like Jersey shores minimum. Mike Mike Yeah Right. Make sure gotten he would been. It wouldn't have been crazy if Mike had. That's where he apparently Jersey shore is GonNa go from good to should not that you. You were allowed to attain when you should have done that. I don't like I don't know it'd be like you definitely wouldn't be crazy. Received avalon damning Dave's looking for basically. The Guy has three. Yeah I mean that's the thing is it's like he just looking. He's looking for another frankie friend. He's never gone anywhere. Ricky stock stock working for the richest most powerful man on the trapped. All right last voice mail because we got a monster episode here. We're running along Last question was brought to you by hellofresh. This is another thing like. I mean I can do myself. 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He just doesn't hellofresh. Yeah man it says even in my mom my aunt gets it and my mom actually had an extra one last week two weeks ago and my mom was. Oh we'll take home and cook it a mustard. Hang onto the recipe cards too because you can just forever but my mom get the box you can get your own ingredients can do it again if you like the the pineapple shrimp whatever. My Mom's difficult to impress and she was like I was. She was impressed with the brands of like the sauces in dotty stuff. It's all very very quick. And it's prepackaged proportion so it's all easy to go And you can get ten free meals which is like Jon said if you're single twenty free meals basically when you go to hellofresh dot com slash. Kfc Ten free shipping. Ten free meals feeds twenty feeds. Twenty Times I go to hellofresh dot com slash. Kfc Ten for that deal. Last one would be got. Can't she fights to t she listens though so I just shows So profoundly stupid tonight. Sounds like I call my girlfriend as an advice my birthday and naturally I was drunk his house blackout no reason. I had the idea to call my girlfriend and I tell her and I quote. I don't plan cheat on you but it might happen once the low A. stuck it shows i. It is so profoundly stupid that I said that I can't believe I did. I found out the next day. Didn't even know it. Did it like like until she told me I did it myself. I was houses. You're anyway out towards this whole thing. Let me know boys and you search it in his break up for sure and his defense just told the truth. I mean that's that's every person every relationship right but I don't play on on you but I don't know things might arise I mean. Yeah but go rewind yourself right. There told the truth. Don't ever tell tree. Yeah yeah well. That's the problem like. Yeah but you're right in his defense he just the anyone anyone who was being honest with themselves and are you going to be remain monogamous as it stands right now yes. Yeah Yeah I mean there was plenty of times. I get home in my bed. Who I don't plan on it but things might happen to you. Do you plan on? Link Belittling and berating me and maybe physically assaulting me at some point. No you don't will probably happen because it does everybody else. Yes it probably will so you can never say never know once you do this? You absolutely bring up. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I mean and also by the way you probably should for like. You're not ready for release. Seems like you have some things to work out all is your you know your approach but but if you are a a blackout fall down drunk like you should. Maybe just keep yourself. Keep keep that contained and don't bring anyone else into that fucking pit of misery but yeah you got some things to work out how you got some some demons. Maybe it's mental health year. It's twenty twenty so you get on that train and don't subject any other girls that not until you're ready not until you clean all that shit up but yeah break up. She will she'll bring that up for us when they see one of those massive spiders in a house in Australia and they just burn the house move. Yeah Brandon's Brennan relationship down dime ago. Yeah she would stay with her and then she told you I didn't play on it. Things might happen so then it Kinda Kinda. It's like this relationship is over. Do you want to just pull the cord now or let it play out? That's up to you but this that moment will end your religion. Either do it until you actually fulfil the prophecy where you can just pull the ripcord. Now that's up to you That guy's a drinking problem the voicemail. All right Sean Evans is on the show. Right now. Host the hot ones New Host of the hot ones game show all around great guy very funny dude. Internet fucking monster So give it a listen awesome guest. Talk to you Lake all right big big. Yes Monster Gas. Sean happens here and you're getting obnoxious. Man Oh the the amount accessible the guests are just as good as you do. It was really the icing on the cake. If you're watching if you're watching he's got a great jacket on any smells delicious. I watch you should smell like sweat and hot sauce. It's all on purpose after. Come in bring in that kind of the misdirect Elvis sears. I mean every if you look down the rundown of your latest guests. It's it's just a who it's crazy. Yeah and it feels like sort of a week over week Commitment to the cause. Snowballing thing it's like you you shake the Kevin Hart Candy Bar out of the vending machine and that's true. I mean all it takes is who who do you think was was there. One original guest open the floodgates. We talk about the tent pole episodes all the time and when we first started doing. This show is not very popular at all and we used to joke. I'm meeting like a lot of spicy shit for no. I'm sure this is all worth it. But then the first episode that was like millions of views on the front page. Read it sort of wake up the next morning. What the Hell Halloween. Yeah was the key and peele episode fairly early on and then the thing that we found most encouraging is that whenever we'd have some sort of big hit you'd see the sort of all boats left everybody all of you start going on some like we have like that been show show so go. Yeah I mean I feel like you can go down. How wants rabbit hole real? Yeah Four. Yeah Yeah so when we were like okay well like the people in the tent like the show Then all we need is more people in the tent because they'll around week over week. I mean I'm surprised to hear in the beginning it was kind of grind because it is just a cheat code. Almost like you're doing like an interview but you just add this food element which is big and then extra the extra level of like it's a contest with the hotness. 'cause I feel like people have always worn as a badge of honor. Like how hot can you take? And it's just it makes perfect sense to me why it is what it is. I think there are a bunch of ingredients that kind of work for it you know. We do. Try to be as thoughtful in the interview as we possibly can be. And we're asking our guests to jump through ridiculous who we want to meet them have tried to hit on this sort of career spanning moments that people would be interested in and then of course you do have this added thing where you can just see. Margot Robbie dying on Spicy Chicken Wings. That just sort of a thing that. I can't believe like sometimes while it's happening I'm like good. Internet is happening in this room right now. I was saying that earlier today where it's like when the week starts a you need to wait for a hot ones episode to come out to find out. What like the meek is going to be and it's GonNa come from that episode. Which look what they do and then too. I think that that's like also what's kind of played into. The show's audiences that there are people. Kristalina headline amazing. Tweet the day where it was like. I'm GONNA miss quote him butcher it but he was talking about how sports can be somebody. Who's smart and watching sports and like a high level sort of strategic level? I remember I remember saying or you can just be like an idiot. Caveman Watch for its caveman qualities. And hot ones kind of had the perfect place to live exactly so there will be people who are watching it solely based to see like. How is this celebrity going to react to hot sauce based on other celebrities? They just want to see him. Screamed spitting buckets like interested in like the finer notes. Like Saturday night live. Yeah Yeah you get the wings itself. I think played a huge part in that. Just 'cause like people I think if you have someone do at least one other thing they forget their on a show whereas I so ends up being just like talking to friends rather than I'm Gonna a talk show right now. I mean when he's in my buddy the bar. We'll get something out of me that I probably wouldn't share. Usually and that was an unintended consequence. Like we were. We wanted something that would take somebody out of their PR driven flight PAT right. You know like we wanted something generic robotic answer. Exactly we needed something disruptive. But it's funny that you said that because one time I was doing this like e. news thing and they're just being kind of goofy where it's like you put an ice cube in your mouth to answer the questions and I actually felt that it was very comfortable to do. Because I'm like I'm doing this absurd thing so I feel like I have a longer leash thing else like that. Just tight rope walking through this interview with that kind of pressure doing something kind of fucking around crazy. Yeah like cut the formality out or one of the Super Bowl live shows in Minnesota. We had Luke Wilson tight end for the Seattle seahawks. And He. We were playing those fucking. What are those called had lottery? Rip Apart Holt in Minnesota and it was like he was just sitting there playing pull tabs telling the story of being in the huddle for the Malcolm Butler interception and now he was saying some shit. I don't think you're supposed to say he zoned out. Pole tabs yeah and he's like a fucking that call and it's like you're still an active player too. Yeah works you get a little? I mean and I would be terrible because I feel like I'd be just be focused on like survival in my mouth not falling apart that I'd be saying all sorts of how it's a great. It's a great format man. It really works. I was just watching Weiji which was just classic. I mean that was insane. It was one of the more impressive things period I've ever seen. That's what I think is amazing to is because a rapper. We'll have to put on that hard facade so you'll see episodes where the wings kind of break that and then even to whether it's like a professional wrestler football plus supposed to be a tough guy and it's funny to sit across from them and kind of see like you see very much when it's an athlete them like looking you in the eyes meal and you can see the one more rep kind of Natalie Portman or Halle Berry. I remember Natalie Portman you son of a bit put a jerk. I'm here to be brave. She was right right right. You could see that giggle when she said that but I was like. Oh she's not joking. Go to a different place. It's kind of funny to see that. From the other side of the table to the saw the shy APP I shall is pushing you all right. Let's go let's go came to came to party. He was on. I mean I'm a huge fan but I think you had a question for him or you asked him are memes are and Shire being who he is and with his history I would have assumed he was going to say like fuck. No you got to really dedicate yourself craft. And he had the exact opposite of answer. And that's what I was like. I love this man. He said he's like demeans move. You then they're talking to effortlessly kind of cool and comfortable in talking in there. Yeah so what? You've just been eating hot shit. You've been praying for this your whole life whether or not you realize that. Well I remember the funny story that I tell. Sometimes I remember what of like One of my early memories was watching the bears game and my dad's got Chips and Salsa on the table and I remember going in for the for a bite. It's hot salsa. And like just looking at my dad and panic mild salsa and he was like not in my house was by virtue of his Salsa Purist C. Minus d plus parents planted that I mean in the end it was a plus pairing off video viral. A couple of weeks ago. I'm sure you saw it a little little baby pepper. And she thought it was like a pickle or I don't know what she thought she thought it was but the moment she just like throws what what is this. What have you done to me? I mean that's pretty much. That's torture that Louis whatever. Hey maybe one day and it's all it's all for the good and so what's up now. Game shows next. Yeah so premieres tonight or whenever this comes out it'll be on Tuesdays on TV and yeah it's just. It's very so hot. It has this this spicy wing. Hook but we're really an interview show at heart disrupt development in it But the game show to is very much classic game show but then it has this ridiculous. Hot Sauce element it would be Two teams of two so like a final Bergen. Kfc who would you take on and we're talking it's still will basically. Yeah I mean I mean no I wanna take on the WHO would like PF. Yeah I was GONNA say yeah so so you guys would be competing against each other. You start the round off you eat a wing in the first sauces called the brain burners so it's like putting you're putting your brain on a Hibachi and then you're getting rapid fire trivia questions then you come back from break sweat in your off and it's a new wing and it's the eye of the Scorpion which is meant to make your eyes water washing away. Your own talk is making sauces designed to make us involved in like I picture like the end up breaking bad when they're cooking it they all the walking dead in the face. No nothing like that like We'll have sort of an idea of what we WANNA do. Or like they'll come in and we'll be like oh should they have like a missile base or Habanero base AAA base and testing out different things and turning the knobs on heat and stuff? But if I was making sauce it'd be a disaster so we we've partnered with heat nece if you've ever seen that like hot sauce star in Brooklyn in Williamsburg. But he's a hot sauce guru and and we meet with him and he helps us mastermind. The lineup forever. So what is your brain is so is and then and then the game might be Kevin. It's like a close up of a flag and then it slowly zooming out and then the team that can I gets the points and then the third round is this sort of back and forth steal the answer trip up Mount Scoville and then the team the team. The team that ends up with the most cash after those three rounds then goes to the ring of fire the winner and what the fuck and it's crazy pyrotechnics coming out of coming off the floor like it's so insane always set you on fire where we shoot hot ones. Which is this budget eighties cable access to like now this pepper dome big huge like lights camera action thing but if you win that final game your team then you get a twenty five thousand dollars in two ice. Cold milkshakes and milkshakes for winter right right right. You've taken the word Scoville on sustainability. Just think of how long have you crazy? Yeah well sometimes. Yeah you kind of think about craft hot sauce and how that's all grown and stuff. Yeah under for better or worse when you are associate with. Scoville are you GONNA be on the game show eating still or no no no because I always respected the fact that you go through like what the what the guests go through now. You're finally just the puppet master behind the scenes. Yeah Yeah hasn't seasons does out and then of course that keeps going like we're still doing the that's an important thing to you know we're doing the game show but we have the interview show and will always do the interview show so that's we launched season eleven at the same time that we're launching this. Tv shows it's been like a crazy couple of months here But Yeah I'm just I'm hosting the show like drew Carey or Alex Tra- back or at the show world man. That's that's big money. That's big fame that's big prestige. You could do this like thirty years. I always think about the jobs. Entertainment that no one ever leaves. No one ever leaves game shows like Bob Barker Guide and I don't know if Bob Barker lobby is but you eleven. Am call time done three four episodes like it's it's the best best job but you weren't going through like literally the fire of Hell was there. Was there a plan B or was doing other stuff at the same time as as doing hot sauce hot ones hot wings that you could have potentially continued doing. Well we were. So we're so prolific and do a show where it's like you know we'll crank out if there's fifty two weeks in a year we'll probably put out. I don't know like thirty six episodes the show and other like six truth. There dabs like we're always doing this stuff. Plus we travel for the show so we have this travel schedule. That makes it tough to do anything else. And then inherently there's so much research involved and doing each episode and we're really small team doing all of this so it made it so it was really hard to have the elbow room to do anything else but we always wanted to do a game show and we'd been trying to do it for two years before we finally got the green light and then once you get the green light just goes so so fast but the amazing thing about a game show as you can like. I said you know you can shoot a whole year's worth of episodes and like two weeks so like during the holiday went down to Atlanta rocked out the paper. Dome for a couple of weeks and then now it's like twenty dollars. Yeah so that's kind of like the only way we can be as prolific as we are with hot ones and do other stuff is if we can like slam a lot of work into a small amount of time and like house like the stomach. Ulcers gone condition for checking in. I went to a doctor not that long ago and I had hooked me up to everything and I was. I was like biting my nails waiting for the number of they were like these. Are All these New York streets dandy like mutant strong yet? You have to run them again right. I heard what I wanted to. That's good yeah how you've mentioned the research said small team. How much research already putting into like every episode. It's much as we have select. Sometimes we'll only have like back whatever like Margot Robbie can shoot on Thursday. And it's like Tuesday night like all right booked a flight. Whatever you stay up all night and you read as much as you. Can you read as much in listened to as much as you can watch as much as you can and then I'm like now employing my little brother? I'm giving him like we're dividing it all up. So it's like between me Chris and my little brother. It's like you take these podcasts. You Watch this stuff you read all these profiles you find out. Where do they live anytime? Like the local paper covered them like any other and this thing that thing a shit we just Kapiti. We started doing. Well we're going to go next door and we're GONNA DO ARE UNCOMFORTABLE YOUTUBE VIDEO. That will put you the test on coming up right. But in the meantime everybody go watch hot ones of course and the game shows on TV. Right Tuesday nights. Check it out. Look at what her face on that. Page a row rainbow.

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Full Episode: Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Nightline

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Full Episode: Wednesday, April 22, 2020

"This is nightline tonight Kovin connections. The struggled to unravel puzzling symptoms blurred are dying of a disease that we do not understand inside the medical odyssey of a Broadway star fighting for his life after losing his leg doctors around the world investigating mysterious blood. Clotting vital organs shutting down and Tobin towed now trying to connect the dots to a clearer diagnosis. Maybe an elusive treatments. Plus the comeback after dire prognosis days on a ventilator one woman's fight to survive and her triumphant exit strategy. I'll look I promise you the prising Dr Good evening. Thanks for joining us. It's a war against an invisible enemy but with each battle new clues about just. How Covert Nineteen attacks? Things none of us not even doctors knew just a few short weeks ago tonight. The medical detectives hunting down mysterious symptoms coming closer to solving the puzzle of this pandemic getting hooked up to the Dallas. And it's been a month since Sean Evans survived the worst of cove it but after the virus ravaged his kidneys. His routine now includes three times a week dialysis and outcome. He says he never imagined at the moment. And the flu what many I thought of as the respiratory disease now in question with patients and doctors reporting a slew of puzzling symptoms patients with skin problem. They're calling it. Cova told came this close to dying from kidney failure about thirty one percent of confirmed covert infections presented with Pinkai or other. I findings the virus seeming to attack. Not just the lungs but the gut the heart the kidneys even the brain. Where we're seeing is organ damage all over the place. People are dying of a disease that we do not understand thousands of people old and young and yes. There are young people dying. They are dying of a disease that does not make sense to US tonight. More than three months after the first reported Kobe cases in the United States. We take you inside the medical world where they're racing towards solutions in real time seeking to unravel the mystery of the virus which is taken so many lives were like Medical detectives and you get certain clues from all around the world. People say there's throwing Spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks it is true and and and I think this is secretion. That never happened in medicine. Many many many many years last month Sean Evans was planning a summer wedding excited to walk down the aisle with his fiancee. Sarah but the forty year old father of two says he knew something was wrong when he began experiencing the telltale signs of Kovin our lay down and have these real bad. Coughing spells could hardly breeze. I lost my sense of taste. Lost my sister spell body aid I understand. You had an underlying condition before you tested positive. Blood pressure and diabetes. After Week of ignoring his symptoms. He finally went to the hospital where he not only tested. Positive for corona virus. He was shocked to learn his kidneys. Were failing the tests that they was supposed to be in twenty and was two hundred so you basically went off the charts another day so I wouldn't be here now. Doctors put an incision in started dialysis. Immediately Bajaur just song really really scared me and I wanted to see my kids grow up in all this year it really hit hard diagnoses. Like Shawn's may be more calm and then once thought. A study cited in science magazine found that out of eighty five Wuhan patients. Roughly a quarter suffered kidney failure in another study out of two hundred patients. Nearly sixty percent showed signs of kidney damage and now a theory emerging that the answers could lie not in the organs but in the bloodstream doctors around the globe reporting increased blood. Clotting why is clotting so dangerous our hardest pumping blood through our blood vessels to Oliver Oregon's if the blood vessels of those organs are clotted off. The organs don't work Dr Human Poor who teaches. At New York's Mount Sinai Hospital says he first noticed a connection between blood clots and corona virus after studying autopsy reports. I feel like you're the Sherlock Holmes of this medical detective story. You really began connecting the dots between what was coming out of China and what was being seen in Italy. Patients would have inability to get oxygen out of the into their blood and carbon dioxide out but their lungs were not stiff. When we see that type of pattern what comes to mind is not inflammation in the lungs itself but some kind of problem with the blood vessels of the lungs. A growing number of hospitals already prescribing more potent blood thinners and clot busters for Severe Cova nineteen patients but for some powerful medications proving dangerous. Something Amanda Klute says seen firsthand as her husband Broadway Star Nick Cordeiro Battles Against Kovic in a Los Angeles hospital. He's been sedated now. For twenty two days. It was extreme fatigue. No other symptoms. His case seemed a mystery from the onset. He had some chills but really it was just fatigue. Not even body aches so we were really confused because we would watch the news and you know try to. Could this be as his condition worsened? Nick was rushed to the ICU for am. The next day he calls any says honey they want to put me under they want to put a ventilator in so that they can help my breathing so my body can rest so that I can heal and not my body's fighting by itself weeks later a devastating blow blood thinners to reduce clotting in his leg were causing internal bleeding coots explained. The doctors were forced to stop that medication and amputate his right leg over the weekend. Hey everybody's this afternoon. Amanda taking to Instagram with a hopeful. Update saying he's now off blood pressure medicine and the doctors are working slowly to lower ventilators distance. The doctor just reassured me again that this is the marathon and we are in it to win it and that it is a could be today. It could be tomorrow. It could be week. It could be months but we just need him to wake up across the country. Clinical trials are ramping. Up to investigate the connection between blood clotting and Cova but Dr Poor cautions. It's still just conjecture we don't want to give them a medicine that is dangerous and that leads to catastrophic bleak for example For fishing who otherwise would have gotten better? How optimistic are you that you're onto something? I'm optimistic that we're onto something Whether this fully translates into therapies that definitively will help Only time will tell in this race against time the difference between death defying innovation and lifesaving caution can be razor thin very precarious. Donna and still don't have a perfect answer. How aggressive have you got in using anti coagulant or blood? Thinners we'd have gotten very aggressive all of our patients when they go on ventilators put on Hepburn infusion Dr Eric Osborne and ICU. Lung specialist in Virginia has found that with Kovic nineteen aggressive treatments and calculated risks. Can Pay off. It did for his patient t to Parmesan we started Iman Heparin while he was still a mechanical ventilation continuous two houses. You're doing multiple things and it's very difficult to know. What works you through everything you had him. One month ago teachers wife. Amanda was preparing for the worst as he fought for his life on a ventilator t to was the first patient is hospital to be treated with the experimental Ebola Drug Rendez. Aveer a week after arriving. His condition took a dive leading Dr Osborne to turn to an even more invasive procedure a special machine called an echo to lighten the load on his heart and lungs through suck the blood. Out of a large vein. It goes through a pump a centrifugal pump and then through a membrane loan. And then you return it to another large vein like alicea spillover arms and so this machine basically filters and oxygenates your blood for you remove carbon dioxide and it It's enthuses oxygen. Dr Osborne learned how to use the highly specialized machine while at a German hospital. During the height of the Iraq war now he applies his combat mentality on these battlefields as he navigates gut wrenching dilemmas. About whom to save a forty four year old that an outside hospital that needed a heck no and there was an eighty two year old and a bed and we were talking with the family and newest listener. You're willing to we're GONNA move your your father out of his room and move into a lower level of care so dad'll into good life. He would he. Would you want to do this And it's the right thing to do so they allowed us to Put a forty four year old on. Who is quite sick? He's now actually getting ready to go home as long as five minutes and awaiting a number done in my life for t- to those aggressive treatments and out of the box thinking worked earlier this month. Reuniting with his family after three long weeks in the hospital he's no slowly finding footing in a new reality about three times a day. So that's actually better than it's been believe it or not We'll take it not a blurry. Memories have nightmares flashbacks to near death experiences on until control therapist in regards to that. My kids my nuts. Wyeth told police. Oh hot to be here. I need them as much as they need me on the at a time getting a little stronger each day when we come back a mysterious recovery. That looked DR speechless. A woman immediately intimated within minutes of dying off the ventilator just four days later and now looking to return the you're about to meet one New York woman back from the brink grateful to join the ranks of those recovered from Cova nineteen after the tireless work of healthcare heroes. It's a moment we're seeing more and more lately healthy. Cova patients finally leaving the hospital flanked by the heroes who helped save their lives at Weena. Came was determined to make her departure. Unique promised oily and she sure did with the signature tour because she got into the car. This triumphant moment for Edwina came after eight days in the hospital. Four of which. She was on a ventilator. Her doctors describe her recovery as miraculous. First couple of days On on a ventilator. She was like any other patient very critical. We were watching hour by hour seeing but then towards the third day she just starting to improve and she improved dramatically day. Four Day five. She was ready to get out of the ventilator and that was a miracle for it Weena Covert Nineteen started with what she thought was cold then. A persistent cough. I was just feeling like little Achey I wasn't I didn't think too much about. It was just a little off days later after waking up from a nap she was unable to breathe and was rushed to the hospital. Turns out being a diabetic left her that much more vulnerable to the virus. She was really critical when she came in a mechanical ventilation with a tube down. The throat was inevitable. There was no way that we could try anything else. Placed on a ventilator immediately Edwin. His chances looked grim. A new study of. Us Cova patients found that eighty eight percent who were placed on a ventilator later died but miraculously just four days after arriving Richmond University Medical Center at Weena. Surprised all her doctors. Nurses we had two rushing. Take the tube out because otherwise she was going to think it out at Wenas condition continued to improve rapidly. Her New York strong spirit charming and encouraging the medical team by her side her energy basically took all the whole the whole entire unit the medical staff the nurses the Medical Assistant. They all got to be friends with her on April tenth. Edwina left the hospital forever. Grateful to the heroes who refused to let her die. And how do you say thank you to the men and women who are working around the clock risking their lives to take care of people like yourself? Who are stricken. You guys actually taught me eight like this actually. I don't even know. Thank you enough for joyful departure. Just as inspiring for Dr Francesco. Rotatory and his team. What was that? Like wheeling her down the hall and and watching her cheered on by. Everyone thing is that the whole hospital needed a moment like that. We were being really really critically hit by a lot of people. Dying and very sick and We needed a motivation. And while I was interviewing the doctor we arranged for and Weena to join our video call to surprise her doctor. No you look wonderful. You did go home. She says she had recently found her own apartment after moving out of a homeless shelter. Working two jobs while also going back to school Dr Rotatory. I don't know if you know this but we know studying to be a healthcare provider. Oh Wow that I didn't know but that's great great news. She's going to join the ranks. Soon yeah come over patient doctor inspiring children through crisis seeing you. That's the best. Thank you that I can see that I can get thank you very much A. That's just what the doctor ordered up next. On this fiftieth anniversary of Earth Day. I got up close and personal with Real Life Lion Kings of Africa and the NAT. Go explorers desperate to save them and finally tonight. To Mark The fiftieth anniversary of Earth Day. We went in search of lion cubs with one couple fighting to save the big cats of Africa seeing the abundance of animals on these planes. It's easy to forget these habitats under threat in the last few decades alone. The population of Lions has dropped by over fifty percents. Here everywhere I look. There's new life. Life that in turn heats the lions around about four or five weeks. She's gotta move the cubs if she leaves them in in one place for too long the cubs become very vulnerable. This mom is going to keep her little cubs with her for several more weeks until they're big enough to stand up to the roughhousing of their cousins back in the prime and you can watch natsios entire born wild the next generation this Saturday evening at eight seven central right here on ABC. And that's nightline for tonight. Thanks for staying with us. We'll see you right back here tomorrow night at the same time. Good night. Happy Earth Day. So there's two guys. 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Shaun Evans Remains The Vital Heart Of Endeavour Morses Oxford

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Shaun Evans Remains The Vital Heart Of Endeavour Morses Oxford

"Uh-huh. I'm Jay sleigh Cobb. And you're listening to masterpiece studio in the swinging. Sixties endeavors, Oxfordshire. It's more than just the music that swinging as the Apollo eleven moon landing captures the world's attention a rollicking key party of well-heeled, academics ends, of course with a pair of murders than what wants the presence of COPD officer of senior rank coming on guard not drivers have professor at Drake. The moon man. Any other vehicles involved? Now, do quitting to accident investigation was misgivings sleep at the wheel possibly alcohol and speed a moustachioed endeavor Morse is on the case. But the intergalactic pieces seem to only loosely fit together by the cases end what he's doing. Do you. Sean evans. Slip behind the camera for this episode made way through the six season of endeavor playing both the fictional detective and the real life director for a change. It's an opportunity, he found thrilling Juneau where everyone needs to be in order to save is the story. So then it's kind of thrilling to have the opportunity to decide where the camera goes to tell the story from another point of view. But it just feels like an extension. Evans joins us to discuss direction detection, and where his endeavour Morris is headed in another busy season of Oxford mysteries, moon, landings, and murders. And we are joined this week by endeavor star Shaun Evans. Welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you for having me appreciated season. Six of endeavor finds are characters in very different circumstances after Kelly, naked shutdown Morris has been shipped off to Woodstock Thursday able to retire has been demoted. True. Love is gone Bright's over at traffic is this season of change ultimately. Yes. Yeah. Without belts. I think when you get to this point in a long running story, if you're looking enough to get to this point, you have to keep pulling the rug from everybody. And so it's good. If you have the opportunity to put them all in situations, which would never of a much the manual as difficult as possible, both professionally unpleasant will. To really make them suffer. In a way, I think it's, it's most interesting, the death of George fancy remained unsolved at the end of the last season, which to me seemed to clearly intentional cliffhanger, a, how much of a ghostly presence does it play. Here is solving his murder unifying thread for this is that's a good question about him. It's sort of over the whole series, this time as you said rightly the all to the full wins on the one thing that brings us back together from all of our separate that Lynch tease is, is this question of who killed Fundy unguessed to the bottom of the. On how it's affected all of us as well. I suppose so the ghost of that is sent and the over the whole thing, how phase they feel about being control of the team at the time of one of his men dying h-how endeavor. Feels about it have been something of a mental to him and benefit. Brutal tomb? I think as well as a great line, at the end of them at the end of one of them was like I could have been kinda unfazed. They says, well, who couldn't, but the idea is kind of, at the very heart of it, you have an argument with the person that you are in a professional relationship with then they die. So you have no chance to make peace. And I think that wage pretty heavily Santillan devonte that guilt is there throughout outs. That's nineteen sixty-nine Morse is now sporting rather era appropriate. Mustache with HUD. Did you grow? Yeah. Goes money for penny. And for. My favorite headline on the subject is courtesy of the Oxford mail, quote endeavors, Sean, Evan spotted with mustache, but is it real question, Mark? How do you react to such scrutiny? You know, I I'm of the. I paid little or no attention to it. If we know attention to two reasons, really, I think, well, firstly, I'm delighted that gets attention on long may that continue. However, I pass me it makes me a little self conscious. So I just trying to void it, you know. So I'm just kind of thinking about the job. And then when the job is done thinking about my life, and having it live in, both host, things another no exterior Shinzo on. If you know, I mean, so you just free, then you're not self conscious about, you know, people taking your picture or being on the scrutiny. So I kind of I I really don't give a second field. You are clean shaven today. But I did you come to love it or loathe it? You'll have know what in modern thing to deeply about it. I was doing a play a couple of years ago, basically, comes about is when we finish the season, we have the opportunity to assess, whether there is still a story to be told whether the still an audience. And then if we think that both of those things of there than hell to move forward in a way that is progressive rather than like to improve upon what you did last time unto assess as accurately. As possible what you could improve upon so anyways, during this meeting this Cup of tea that we have made the executive producer on the writer. The writer said to me, we want to show you in the play a couple of years ago, you are attach I was thinking about this idea of not being able to look at yourself in the mirror on hiding behind something. What do you think about the other great idea that coupled with being in uniform at the beginning of this series? I thought. Yeah. You know it's good to just take it to a new place. I mean, I know that's kind of a fossil thing, sage the uniform and attach. That's what you, you have an opportunity with long foam stories to do that. On the audience will will go with you as well. You know, there's also terrific movie by Sidney lumet. Starring Sean Connery, which I know was a major influence on the first film that we make in this season. So, so yet, yeah, it's good to a good either be that the times, also it wasn't like a major ball later just shave part of face. Morrison Thursday cross paths almost immediately in the first episode Assange doesn't question detective chief inspectors fitness to lead an inquiry rubbery shit him wasn't it things change? Do you think that Morris has become a painful? Reminder of what Thursdays life was before. Maybe I hadn't thought about it that way, the way I see it is this character is a seeker of truth. Und- was he hides away to degree from himself? I think it's hard to hide away from him. You know, so whilst that might be true. What you say about face that. I think it's like when you see someone from your past, and they know you, and you'll sort of in denial about things, but they see right to the heart of it, and you might not want to address the so actually, I suppose you I was saying the same thing would you saying from different points of view? So, yeah, that was very accurate description. I mean to me, there's a deep sadness to that exchange. It's very clear that Thursday, never intends to take more sup on that offer a drink. Uh-huh. Does it take that spark of curiosity over an Kirby's murdered to bring them back into their familiar routine? Yes, I think so. But also, I think it's says muck getting any pitches from the rest of the team on. You've got to remember that whilst these like we said, L A you put in the characters in both the professional Anna pedestal humiliation. In a way, if as they still going cop on wants to get the job done. On his find the no one in cycle who can do it in the same way the and. So I think it's two things. I also think they've very close bond has to say a father son relationship with his definitely an intense bond between the two of them unfazed is a pretty terrible time. So I think other consciously subconsciously. It's a reach out for some kind of, you know, companionship in one way or the wife's ready to leave him, things aren't good endeavor. Discovers clemencies missing sample case hidden in the church organ, loft and brings it to Thursday telling him that he was right. It hidden as and Christopher's swallow may have planted the evidence that got him convicted. But you were right. He was guilty. Asked not upstairs or in the papers. Works if I fit it up, so Clements who filled it up over the is, is this a pen, Dora's box of his sort would this be the end of Thursday's career entirely the destruction of his reputation as a copper vessel? Batons achieve the that's what, which on which either. Why does Moore's ultimately decide to put the sample case back in its hiding place to save fifty without those I think throughout the whole series? What we've tried to is often a moment were the different kinds of crops rice, and it's different kinds of pollution. With is always a point with says they will say Ohio notebook like it's gonna know, needs to stay with us for and Everett's like infra Pentium proponents that it is no gray. It's black or white than this is what we do you know to be gluco person. We have to be on the right side of things, which is why I think he finds difficult to make relationships from a make friends. However, in this one, we are coming towards the end of all of these stories, the changes. He's let this person on his willin in a way to compromise himself for the that make sense and does make sense. And how should we read that final moment in this first episode when Morris looks to the alter the cross and the stained glass window is he leaving in God's hands, whether the case is found again? Well, it's twofold, rarely it's like it's, but it's also a recognition of the all seeing eye. You know. And so it's a an ultimate unaffected Asian of your in a conscience, I suppose, is this thing to do? And it's just a good visual storytelling tool. Isn't that dynamic between Morris and Joan Thursday has provided a romantic spine to the series thus far I in the first episode of season six, we get a bit of a flashback to the end of Chris with Morris asking if Jones offer a coffee, still stands, what happened between these two after fancies death. We this is one thing that we disagree about, I personally, think it will be interesting to have these people begin a relationship on solving night depression. And then the next day or a couple of weeks later, like, oh, this isn't what I thought to obey this isn't the onset of my present all in a way for me. I think that's way. More heartbreaking. That you call hobby with anyone raw van this will they won't they which I think, has shelf-life. So we have a disagreement about the but that's cool. So nothing happens between them. She's busy lives moved on says, no time for him anymore. I think it would be getting for him to achieve this sort of idealize romance, only to find out that it is not working. But yeah there's nothing in him yet. Yeah. Exotic. So that's my point exactly what that's my point. Exactly. I think this not fitting fable. I think the for whatever reason. By two who I love is one of my best mates. Likes the idea of this will they won't they. But I think it's more to a real. Inability to Fulmer thing among relationship, if you do the somebody, depression, about the so when you've listed off the five years, and then she's like, you know, it's thanks. Thanks totally, or even if it's him, it's like this. I love the scene at the fate where Joan tells him that he doesn't look like himself. Maybe I'm not me not anymore. He says things change echoing Thursday's earlier remark. Why does Moore's want to hurt Joan here is just masculine pride after her rejection, the it is simplistic? I think. Also, it's, it's again pushing away, you know, it's, it's paying like you said about face. It's a pushing away, you start something new. You feel terrible about what happened with fuzzy, things aren't really wick. And I mean, this is an incredibly bright, guy, who's constantly being shots upon work rights, and then it's been pulled buck in uniform. Despise unsolved. All of these cases. The Queen is not rising is being put like outs the pasta bucking uniform also humiliation is life isn't moving in a way that I think it should be. Yukon insane. With a fist is you don't wanna push people away from the okay? I'm gonna stop fresh. I don't want you guys close to, to see. Oh, humiliating, this is. But also, you know, you've got to remember that he said like twice or even more times he said, will you marry me? He's followed it onto roof thinking is going to be a romantic moments. And she's like, so I've got this friend, I'd like you to meet. I mean, there's gonna come a point where I think you like this is them more skits transferred from Woodstock to castle gate, though. He's puzzled about who is behind the transfer. And why particular is there's no love loss for him at division, what is strange is endgame. Exactly. And why does he go to ACC bottoms to make the request is he sort of the puppet master for the season bringing everyone together? Yes. Actually jas yours, I would say that strange is the must've tooth degree. But it's only one small part of his Jamie throughout the whole story because if if you know the books book. Strange is in the books. And does a very interesting relationship between the two of them in the books on. We're trying to speak to the beginning of that as well. Of course, there's as not in the book, all in the in the TV, so were attempting to bridge up particular GOP on this. Like we said earlier about pulling the rug from the NFL of the cactus strangers seems to be doing, great yada, makeover. He's got like a really cool suit is looking very smart things that on the rise from these parts of the it's sort of unspoken. But he's part of the freemasons in on this is a must. He's a good policeman. He locks the brilliance of endeavor just insolvent crime and in his mental capacity, I suppose am in which nice guy on which friendly person which I think, is pretty, you know, goaling humilate into a degree for endeavor. I think they both acknowledged Unstrung. Range, those have a romantic view of all of the boys. Buck together unrealized, how useful is for each of them. But also for the community as well. I'm probably the only people who can get to the bottom of funds, death, the county law, and then also for these gales Dion's while, you know, so it's two fold really it's two fold. I'm also, I think just from a purely from a friendly point of view. He can see that this person that everyone is doing is not ingrates Adam him on, if he can't help them in more of a way you will, then he will is great. I love the kite of strange. I think he's terrific before this next question. A brief word from our sponsors. Viking Vikings all new custom built ocean fleet is designed to bring the traveler closer to the destination with all verandah state rooms and shore, excursion included in every port Viking by river and by C. Learn more at Viking cruises dot com. That brings us to episode two Apollo which is directed by none other than Sean oven you directed. Three episodes casualty before this. How did this come about? Exactly. So how come both exactly? I like being a part of something I like old, the components about how it's made especially something like this. So when we first begun the job, all of the Lord's new Brighton, I'm a photographer, so at all of the, the people who make it knew that might interest was greater than Rockin into my lines in the even which is great fishermen. It's not this, this legitimates just for me, personally, I wanna feel a sense of ownership on something also for something like this. I wanna make the most of the opportunity. So when we would be without the story means at the beginning of the year when we finish I would sit on post production your of your oven meetings with the network and I'm kind of, I'm interested in the I was interested in that world, a nursing the next step to make to become a producer at the same time I was interested in not when you finish a job as an actor not just walking away. But actually having some sense of ownership of a story on a real creative impetus story, you count as an active Yukon, which more as the producer director. So I began to direct the show for the BBC. I did one year that I came back. We, we did a series of endeavor in the break, I went and did and to associates than finished. And then it just seemed like the rights next thing to do, so the jumps Issaid LeBron you which come into rectal. They knew I had an interest in. You know. So I was very grateful them. We did they make it work. And then we made it work, and unlike casualty where you're coming in as director, and you are, also the star of the show, how challenging is it ultimately to direct yourself and keep this keep this train on the tracks journal. The parts of it isn't difficult signals for the. Because if you think about to in order to tell the stories you have to be precise. But where endeavor is out in each of them in terms of where he's out with the case and ways emotionally because he's at the end of each month as the, the spine of it in a way. Thus that gives you an overview nuts. There is just go into direction as well. You know, where everyone needs to be in order to save is the story. So then it's kind of thrilling to have the opportunity to decide where the camera goes on to tell the story from another point of you'll, but it just feels like an extension. So that wasn't difficult. That was kind of an easy Nuttal step without any nervousness. All without any hitches felt, this is what we this is what we'll do next. I suppose the challenging pas but either I love work. So didn't you know, I don't mind that it's all is that we shot, the second one first, and then, of course, there's three films to make off that with different directors, who yo- given respect them openness to in order for them to facilitate them making the expression the vision in the way that they can. But then you'll do all of your ED's, impose for the chain of a weekend, keeping your head in your story, but whilst also trying to be the spine everybody else's story as well. You know unto be as. Switched on Unas. This is important for this. That's important for the so of different stories in your mind at the same time that was challenging on the lack of downtime. That said the driving thing behind. It was a Muslim sense of gee, but when it's still, you know, is won- Unal, so array beautiful opportunity, you know, so like just you bitch, and, and just make the most. I love the framing the shot of Morris. Is he comes into castle gate with his box, and finds it empty? He's very alone. He's small, he's sort of isolated. What were you trying to achieve with that specific shot? Exactly what you've said. It's good shot funky. There's a new are like chase sequence involving Fred Thursday assaulted when two men jump out of the shadows at him. There's also scenes of quiet. Desperation of him at home with win here. Tonight. Oh, yeah. Shouldn't be light. T shepherd's pie. Smashing. Work. Right. I thought you could get yourself something from the chip shop. Yeah. Yeah. Probably do that. Right. Don't wait. What was it like directing Roger alum in this episode incredible incredible? You know, take my house off to a social wound the felucca on a DEA DEA friends as well as in the all of the, the customer, especially Roach. And we have a very similar way of wick and both of us kids deeply about work, but both Lavina lav on God's sense of humor. So don't take it lightly Rogers also producer on the show as well. So we both care deeply about and. Hover known Reginald for a few years, I had a sense of what he would require as an actor. I think the best way to work is to create an atmosphere where everyone can do good work. And so if you create that atmosphere of like lightness and joy freedom to be creative than your sort of halfway there. If you're clear about where the, the kinds is going in the scene, then there's a freedom than the scene. So the plate themselves, if you like the will look enough to this show who come in all of them to with the lines down with a sense of the scene with an idea of where they will become in, in and out of where they're going. And but again with an openness to, to somebody having a difference idea onto being a part of the whole piece rather than it just being about them, then it's really easy, where can relationship also, I think, because we have a history, I know their heart is in the right place. And they know my office in the right place, as well. So it's very simple in a way you know, let's align one, this is where I think people will come in from. She. Of play with it statement. Okay. So let's there, let's try the chew. Let's let's let's do instead Joe. So it's kind of it's an openness. Really? I think unim- also you know what you're not making it about you making about the story making the scene so on Rogers incredible. They all were they go with. And this involves multiple murders mistaken identities. Wife swapping key parties new age therapies, but the crazies Ellum. I mean, the craziest out of the crazy to me was a moon Rangers the Thunderbirds, like space puppet show, which is so weird and retro. What was it like filming these bizarro Thunderbirds? Ask sequence incredible. I mean, I knew nothing about the, like my child's cotton's fund the cuts and so I I wasn't really into Super Mario nation is all it's gold. On. So I sought the guidance of an expert, and who is incredibly helpful showed us how they would've used the studio and how the pulpits would have been shot and how they move and how to get the best out of the moment. And so we worked incredibly closely with this guy wanted that box on wires, in light say, x one says if we can be more signal off the asteroid. We might be able to find Barbara's homing beacon, great, Scott. But it might just work what I love about it. But I particularly live about this story is that you've got the moon this epic McCray. I mean you guys going to the moon so that exists on the one huge level than on the middle level. You've got it. The Kochta's interplay in undoing their no most of. And then on a micro you of this, these puppets characters also wear on a moon base, though. Something about it. Those three things which I just find other almost like kind of it's can't genome. We'll know in the moon. Of course if I change and waxing and waning, exactly. It's the perfect sort of macro metaphor for this entire season in this episode. Particularly exactly exactly. But also, it's just a fascinating thing, isn't it? The moon on like endlessly. Fascinated by there's another beautiful moment in this episode when Morrison Thursday discovered the old black Jaguar at the shop and are told that it's. Added day, and we'll be turned into scrap and spares. How much of this is a is a knife to the heart for Thursday. It should be. But I also think it should it should be. It's Representative right? That's what I was chief. It's Representative Thursdays to start. This is just been beaten on his being in a way this guy used was in the army fought in North Africa. And then got being by these two guys and then you've got this barely knew officer in this new Nixon, you just sit down. You know, it's like you sit this one out, or you know, you're on like gypsies is being put out to the pasta is being sold his pasta sell by date. And so, I think so too symbolic way you get the this job, which is not posted cell by just being the someone. Putting it out to pasta. So it's to do with the really Jami things well-made, I mean, even when they're not past their prime, they're still used to them have utility read Thursday. And it's still a lot of good left in him. That's mile. So I wasn't articulate up. That's exactly what I was on to say. So let's him in a way. Do not mean I mean if anything represents him. I think it is that. Are and says so much about him. It was. I thought that was a heartbreaking moment, tooth Guth the final shot of Apollo might just be my favorite Morris in his car. Listening to the moon landing on the radio in front of the Radcliffe camera the moon overhead there's as you said about loneliness. There's just this sense of innate, intense loneliness and 'isolation embedded in the single image. What was the idea for this shot? Composition, exactly. To be honest with you. Go bucks of the film goes token, boats, Siming lung is I remember reading school the move. He was saying because you very really makes a film think funds difficult funding at the noble is the people who, like my movies of the same people who like to look at the moon, and those got us interested in under is a sense don't, if anyone can relate to this book, I frequently look at the moon on the is a sensitive. It's that we'd feed on that you can't put your finger on of being a part of something but also being separate from something. It makes you feel tiny. I suppose, that's what I wanted really. I think it's helped enormously by the music, which was not difficult, but took no wasn't difficult. It was kind of easy 'cause of burning compose -able. I wanted everything stripped away. So you just have one thing, one note on a piano, which is painful, and it makes you think, you know, you've got the phase they finally a home doing the thing, of course, things on grades, but they have each other. And then you have this person alone in the car in Oxford, lonely than the man on the moon because is his that's his faith. That's on the west that shot scripted. I seem to remember Morse asleep in the back of the police car in at least one draft of Russell script for this. There was a couple will, you know, I was kind of curious about the, the were few the, he's in the station house. And then is him sleeping in his car because he can't baby in the station host. Two things really to two reasons why the changed the time of the London, it wouldn't have been lucky been as o'clock of time. Remember specifically. So that was problematic, also to get the shot that I wanted it would have been to two of a slew twelve measly in the bucket Aqa and or in the front of the car. Also, I think you've got a when I didn't want. It's again it's about being clear about what you tone of chief, I want to chief exactly I've seven exactly what you've picked up on what I didn't want to end the people go while you sleep in the back of his car Jami to be hopefully like moved by the moments, you know, so. Yeah, we spoke about decided to make this change. I think it's a good change because it is momentus moment were mankind and to see him sort of alone, drift, not in space, but just as sort of lonely and loss. Yeah. I think was very touching. Oh, good. I'm glad thank you also. Raises questions as well if he's listening to that on the radio, he copy sleep in the bucket call if he is in the back of the radio on. And if not, if not those things than was not music, is that noise coming, you know, so you have one of these logistical, like practical questions, will given the format given that this is sort of a ninety minute film, has given you a taste for what it might be like to direct feature film yet. I feel like I just really to be honest with you. We had a screening just the day before I left to come out here. We're, of course you show it as it is, as a ninety minute film on my friends. What my friend who I bought with Jess was just you've just made a feature really. If I show that in the cinema. Be be pleased that, you know, so yet. Some might the next thing we see from UB, a sort of indie film would like that to be something though. I do it's difficult. It's tricky. The world is such that you can achieve things. Specially in this field, you know, if you say you want to do something, you've, you can galvanize people into helping you inspiring people. And then you can't achieve so yeah. I'm excited. Does a few ideas for stories that I would like to tenants other feature all into a mini series or even? Yes. So there is like the flow. I hate it. When you say things that those nothing, I always feel like if you say too soon than you at the cost out the bug and then it loses all of its its steam. But yet as a couple of books that are read on a couple of things that I would like to tentative a dream at into existence to yet. Only one. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I think this season will bring you to fill number twenty seven bring me to my knees. Oh, yeah. You're approaching that sort of magical number of thirty three which your predecessors achieved and their respective sort of Moore's universe series, odd UC endeavor running for more than thirty three films. Or are you approaching the natural end of, of the story will personally an I've, I don't feel contained by an auditory number? So I think when this series is we reach a momentus conclusion at the end of full where he buys the flat. Eliza for the rest of his days that could be an opportunities. I call if that's twenty seven then that's cool to know. It's not. I don't feel like this is again, going bucks. What we said Elliott. Fortunately, we don't have a contract, whereby. Everyone is obliged to make sent in amongst. You can say what we've done is the story still is still a story to tell, and so, like I said, I wanna piece fist. And then when finish on this trip. We've amazed to Avoca petite together to sit down and discuss with story is what else we feel like we want to achieve what else we needs to achieve with it. And, and then we'll take it from the it from there dot said, like I realized the blessing of having the opportunity fit to make six films, potentially, you know to, to doing different things within those as well. So I do appreciate the but why don't want us to be like the last person at the party should have left a mid my in-in-in-in not on? It's still three o'clock going. Sean evans. Thank you so very much much my friends. Cheers. I appreciate it. Coming up next on masterpiece. We started brand new season of mystery in another British university village grantchester begins July fourteenth with a special two-hour premiere saw this places to fill me with Joel. Now it's all I hear Christ. Can you stunned up can you? I'm already standing up. So you could man series creator executive producer and head writer. Daisy Coolum returns to the podcast for tantalizing preview of a season that sees the departure of the Reverend Sidney chambers. That's July fourteenth everywhere. You listen to podcasts. Masterpiece. Studio is hosted by me. Jas lake hob produced by Nick Anderson. At least by two is our editor, Suzanne Simpson is our executive producer, the executive producer of masterpiece is Rebecca Eaton. 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Unpacking the Galaxy Z Flip and the MWC cancellation

Pocketnow Weekly Podcast

56:35 min | 7 months ago

Unpacking the Galaxy Z Flip and the MWC cancellation

"Are you tired of chasing down payments for your small business with waves easy to use invoicing software you can customize your invoices look professional and get paid faster for your work use waves? Recurring invoicing feature. So you can sit back. Relax and get back to doing what you love. Create your account at wave APPS DOT com slash weekly and get started with one hundred percent free and unlimited. That's wave APPs dot com slash weekly. Hello everybody and welcome to the weekly podcast hosted by yours truly it structure for what's going on. Everybody got a bit of a special episode here for you. Because last week was one of the busiest we were probably going to have for a little while especially since well mobile world. Congress was officially cancelled completely. Now we're going to get into that a little bit more as I have a couple of guests on this episode and they're both centered around various events that were going to happen and now are not going to happen. Of course I'm talking about unpacked last week. The Galaxy s twenty line and also the Galaxy Z. Flip which some of US actually have right now. They were announced and I was able to talk to thunder of bored at work while we were at the Samsung Creator Lounge and I got his thoughts on the Galaxy Z. Flip now just a quick aside. The Galaxy Creator Lounge was a very interesting very interesting event where Samsung tends to have a lot of different places. That people can go depending on. What your beat is in this whole tech world? In our case US bloggers and take youtubers and journalists. And we all go to the media events where we're taking a our pictures and videos of the phones but the crater lounge which sounds like something that we would all want to go to is actually for like straight influences people who are on instagram. A Tick Tock and all these places and instead of taking footage of the phones. They're taking footage with the phones. One of the funny things about this talk about to bring in with thunder e is the head while we were talking about fifteen to twenty minutes about the Z. Flip and I blow bit of twenty stuff. There were just people right next to us just getting trying to get the best boomerangs and they were all basically like wearing a style that me and thunder e could probably never pull off like these are young people on the side younger people than us That were just trying to get dope. Instagram photos and videos. It was really funny but it was also really interesting to see the different demographics that Samsung tries to play to an obviously because of the power of these new phones that Samsung announced. Well you can get a lot of that cool stuff for your social media in any case. Let's jump into the conversation with thunder as we talk about the Galaxy Z. Flip and the Galaxy s twenty line at the Samsung Creator. Lau Ch make sure you stick around because a little bit later I have Nick Gray of android on as we talk about the loss of 'em. Wc In twenty twenty. Give me a quick explanation as to where we're where we are right now because this is very different from everything I've ever done. This is the Galaxy Korea Lounge and it's basically meant for Creators lifestyle lifestyle probably lifestyle. I consider them more lifestyle rented. Well the the they sometimes call us influencers. We are not compared to these people. No no you know why. We're not Because Fisher and the rest of them says we're not influences and the push that narrative themselves. Yeah on twitter and places like that and there was a game influence another dumb people when he when the time is needed to be one of those dumb people. This yeah stood by the way like not disparaging any these people. They're hard at work to get the best boomerangs and all of that. Yeah okay so they say that to get a good discussion out of somebody you gotta give them like very emotional to choice questions. This is like the hot ones question a way. I'm Channeling Sean Evans Right now. So flipper fold Lisi fold. Okay tell me why. Well the flip me. Start the flip. I just because it's a new device. It's it's nice it's solid it flips open to six point seven inches if Galaxy S. ten or even like. The dog says twenty plus. Yeah but that's it I can always just have docks plus and appoint that. Flosse brought up at that screen in front is really small converted the razor where you can actually look and read information without opening your device now with the fold. I have seen front maybe small for some people like it as much but when I opened it up I have a seven points two inches five inch tablet. It's a tablet. Yes okay I WANNA make sure to say tablet. This is where I want interjects because people like Danny's or saying the fold is simply a better phone but I don't. I don't agree with that sentence. I A better tab learn. I think I think I think Danny's alluding to the future of the full. Yeah hear me out in the sense that by the time the fold becomes mature in about four five cycles it would have a very flat thin curvature said that when it's folded it's kind of like a book and you have a displayed front. That's like your standard smartphone. And then when you open it up you go wow okay. Have you know seven ten inches? Whatever the sizes and then you have pen support as well. What Penn Support Penn Oh Penn. Spn S yeah so. Those are the kinds of things that I think. He's alluding to that. At least he can still use it as a full year. The screen is small in the front but they still use it. Okay that's true. I mean okay. As far as the screen on the outside is concerned. I can see where that's coming from like a three point. What is it three point four? Something like that. Yeah some guy you still get usability. The tiny little screen on the flip. You don't get much from that. You can take a Selfie. There's notifications but no matter what you got to open that thing up so I get that I totally get that but do you think that the market for people who want a bigger screen from the one that they already have on the outside is greater than the people who want current phone's easier pocket bill pocket ability. I think the biggest green because then you don't have to buy a tablet again but the thing is the tablet market hasn't been big in front of the Android side. It's it's disappeared because if you realize the reason why is sold so well as that people have ipads added Andreas death. I know people like that. Yeah we know people like exactly. So because of that. And the way the ANDROID. A tablet market is devices like the full devices like the surface door that we saw neat this week. There's are the devices that people go like. Oh Oh yeah yeah. Yeah that's that's the smart thing you know. That's that's the device looking for on the android ecosystem. Yeah and that's what I think this brings something like the flip is a fide and Samsung responding to the fight. And I don't think the necessarily care too much if it's fully successful or not. It keeps the conversation foldable in play until the full two comes around. Well okay so hitting that discussion not fitting going back to my earlier question that the market of people who want a pocket all current smartphone do is that is that diminishing that though do you think it's an insignificant market. I don't think it I think it's significant disagree with you. I think that that market once the device like the iphone se. Yeah the one that size and if you look at some of the market trends reason why all the rumors. That apple is coming over there see soon. It looks like he might be March. Maybe on the April is the fact that About twenty to thirty percent of iphone users have rated from the SEC. Or The iphone six. Okay so I guess what I would say is like thirteen eighty. That's obviously the the is thirteen. That's the price Compared to the two thousand dollars of the phone would still recommend somebody get the phone. Yeah it would recommend the phone. Okay I would recommend the flip. Also if that's what you like. Yeah I would say for me personally just doesn't fit into my lifestyle. Yeah you know because the flip also reminded me of the of the original razor and all those flip phones. I never liked them back then. He's Oh you know I I had. I had them but you know I like the Candy Bar Nokia phone. Yeah like Ericsson Nokia Communicated. That was my device. I want to buy so. That's where my own mindset is with devices like that. It's cool until it's just not good. Yeah okay so I mean personally for me I I do feel like the flip that novelty to it I get. I get what you're saying like I was saying earlier. The outside screen is a point of contention. Absolutely I totally agree with that. But there's something so cool about the fact that we can take a form factor that were that is established and just make it easier to carry easier to. Have you know because when I look at the fold? It's still a tall weirdly shaped phone closed. As a tablet I agree with you. It's a great tablet. I can see why it's good but on the topic of the screen wouldn't APP compatibility factor into that because a lot of APPs still don't take to that big screen as well and you can have those problems on the flip but no no definitely true. I think I think for me. Though I look at the phones like the galaxy it feels very raw It feels like the things that need to be fixed but the potential of device like that means I. I'm only one device and from that one device I have multiple devices and it becomes bigger the FLIP MEANS. I carry half of the vice until you open as I open it does I can't do anything. There's no productivity going on the flip of me going. This is who's calling me. I don't want to answer that. I yeah that's fine and even if I want to ask the person after open up the phone so I'm gaining anything. Actually losing things from the flip. The fold says yeah. I've got a display. That is not that great fall people but he's still very feasible. Yeah and I've got something extra and I've got multitasking right now on android. We didn't have anything like that. You can do for apps five something seven in total So you've got that data do more with a device so for me. I look at it as being something that full consumer and I think by the time the fold matures maybe jen threes. But when you start seeing that I've been hearing that like. They don't even go to jen to they want three. It takes three years for a life cycle for any part of to get there. Okay think about surface surface three three. Yeah Dan pro. Four was like We here we moved on the The Galaxy Note Galaxy note three then. The four came out of five. Always like we're there and then we go the galaxy edge and then we've got to the galaxy note seven besides the explosions was fantastic. It was yeah you know so. It's the same thing is the same thing I think is third generation is where your you find two materials. You find to build You find a lot of things out in features again like you said the Aspen having espen where. It's not his thing that people talk about they said with the fold you have the SPN if you right inside no I wanna use that spent outside. That's that's business Put it back up play okay but if the ESPN was compatible. When it's opened I would still be cool. I am but I'm just saying that even for me right now like if you just hide on the external screen it was biggest screen more pliable and spend there. I'm like yeah because most espen uses pull out the ESPN while you screen was locked. I don't have to even without the phone I just have to just like Oh okay. Cool put it down. Yeah done and then you know. It's almost like a perfect phone. That truly is work. Play Bouts Yeah Bitch. Imagine if you could also put locks where you can actually when you open up the phone if you want to set him then when you open up the phone then it's just all play. It changes your Your accounts you go to like your family account or whatever and then when it's the front screen that's his business. You work things like that so many ways to play. I just think that it's it's different. Fair enough are you going to buy a flip the flip? Yeah I think so. Okay I mean it's more or less because I'm making contents. Yeah I'm the same way so for me for me. I don't have the huge desire. Except if they had the gold version but one that's true that is a dope caller. Why couldn't we get those gold callers on the twenty S I? I don't know this might be purple true even the purple even the purple. I don't know it just okay pivoting a little bit. I I just feel like the twenties from a design standpoint or not quite as exciting. No yeah I I feel a little. Somehow I mean that's not the right word to use about this launch. Some people people complaining about the price actually the pricing is not bad when you factor in how Samson's doing these sales they be tradings If you trade in an S. ten or pixel. Yeah you're getting some her nose off plus a torn his wall to get nine hundred dollars. Which means iphone is cheap I don't want the ultra. Yeah so if you're doing that then it's not it's not a bad deal and I think that's what they're looking at. Yeah but what? I'm I don't like is the color's not inviting to me. The best color is the gray really. Yeah because a great offsets the black on the on the camera Rome. Yeah just enough for eight to look different as opposed to the black which is black and black and it's not mad or frustrated so it's just one continuous. I guess why not have that cloud pink and blue on the ultra? Nah I don't even want that really. Nah I think the blue flat of Kala. It has flat. I wish those calls were more More Matt or lease if he was a frosted back like the iphone. Then that cloud or pink would actually look different in different and no aura. What have another aura dough? Yeah you had multiple color phone anytime you wanted sky. The Sun just flipped left to right. Jeff was a different color. I I when I looked at the no ten plus or or aglow knowing that was going to be our review unit. I was like this. I like this but none of the phones maybe aside from the pink one. That's my influence from visa. Obviously but like looking at the peak when I'm like spree dope but it's only on small it's only on a small anyway for the last couple of minutes for this segment. Just general thoughts. How do you feel about the twenty in general like obviously hundred megapixel camera really great stuff and hundred times hybrid zoom on the like? Well what excites you about this? I mean Highlights and lowlights. How about that okay? Highlights just overall or just a camera overall overall To me one hundred twenty hertz. Display ideologue amy videos and the two forty hertz. Touch sampling's great means what he means for. Gaming is not the one hundred twenty herds for the display at two forty touch sampling. Means when you slide and move. Just from finger to fire button sue cursor. It feels smooth. It feels like a very smooth motion as opposed to especially when you play on cheaper phones. Yeah you can feel that stiffness is moving left to right so I like that to me is great the five thousand million battery. Aw especially because of five gene which is and I liked. The there were bold and went with five G. and said Look. There's no every single. There's no Lt Variants or just lt only veterans We have five G. here so I like I like that aspect what I don't like is the storage skews. I wish decided at two fifty six and in one terabyte but it takes a migrants. Dido yes and I said that initially until Jonathan. Casey reminded me that. Yeah that's fine and Dandy except here festival. Porno is much faster. Oh Yeah of course. Yeah so me getting a one twenty eight and then balancing out with my one terabyte. Isis does not help me at all. But what in to use the microwave? Devil's advocate here. What if you use the car just for storage of your actual videos and photos while applications run from kind of like on a laptop? I mean your razor probably has the same configuration. Yeah I'm I'm a pro user. Most most consumers don't think that way that true true so I think that any of US thing where they might have been using say the ones when he ending like. Oh it's great. It's really fast photos. And then you throw nasty card and then you switch over. There is declining submit slower. Yeah why thought that I don't like in there. You know what I agree with you. Because I'm I'm taking on my S. ten plus right now and if I look at my storage options earlier today when we made it to unpacked it said I ran out of space so it took one year. It took one year of four case. Sixty a lot of recording and we got eight K. Yes so yeah so I do like the fact that has a and I don't like it at the same time. The bit rate is really low at eighty megabits. Oh Yeah I've been hearing this eighty right. You said okay. Which I if he just check out. Disallows Margaret four thirds minimum. We do for four KS. One hundred megabits at least yeah so for AK it should be double that amount to one hundred or even at least if you've got one hundred one hundred and fifty. Yeah then which is what the G H Five Dollars. Fifty one fifty. That would be much more possible for now. All right cool. Well cheers cheers with these weird. I've never seen a white cloud bar here. It is at this like oddly. Fun But weirdly separate area that Samsung created. Yeah I mean we're creators to I mean it is excreted lounges. More lifestyle oriented But it's also interesting watching lifestyle. Creators work sometimes. People think they don't work and you know we the are setting up the opposes pictures making sure the right sean is there. It may seem simple until you kinda look at them and go. Like I can't actually impose like I don't know how it's like saying a model just stands there. Yeah exactly. It's the wrong thing. Yeah so anyway. Let everybody know where they can find you? It's bored at work. Be Double O. R. E. D. at W. R. K. on Youtube instagram twitter facebook and ticks. Tick talk really. Yeah having gone on bite yet. I have signed up have actually gone on. I haven't done anything either but I did get my handle. Jv Tech T. on bite all right. Cool a big shot to thunder for being on the show and I just kind of doing that. Quick fifteen minutes with me while we were at the Samsung Creating Lounge kind of fun that I can just have this podcasting rig sort of taken out and put on these earmarks and then we're able to talk for a while that way I can get some conversations in with everybody and While I was able to do that with thunder at the event in San Francisco Nick Gray and I were able to get onto a remote call and we weren't able to see each other at Samsung but we thought we were going to be able to see each other in Barcelona for 'em. Wc Twenty twenty unfortunately while we were all in San Francisco and maybe some of us were coming back from unpacked that was when GSM may went ahead and made the announcement that M WC. Twenty twenty is officially canceled. So I got Nick Gray on who? Actually Nick and I have had many different memories together in Barcelona. Now we've gone to the show so many different times and we have so many fun things to remember about the city of the show itself so I thought it'd be nice to have nicotine and get his take on. Wcbs canceled in twenty twenty. It's too bad. Well I'm it's too bad that we're not doing a video version of the podcast because this is one of those visual episodes because I wanted to show off okay so without really getting too far into the into the details. I do have the Z. Flip I'm showing basically just nick right now Z. Flip I got the black edition. The box would have a purple Z. Here mine is just a black embossed Z. But I just thought it was funny that aside from just the phone which obviously a big amount for like my wallet hurting a little bit right now. I feel like they tried. To soften the blow by by giving you a bag of goodies. So I don't know how much are actually excite our listeners but also unique fourth got a like a coffee mug that is a Samsung on the side. And I was I kept thinking to myself. Well you you have come here like an hour before your store opens. It might have been nice if you gave these mugs with coffee in them. All of us are like zombies. Right now just trying to get a phone a yeah. Anyway Nick. You just published something on Android. Obviously the your thoughts on the Z. Flip and now you were just telling me right before we started this call like you're asking me questions about Z. Flip if actually got one and how many people were in line and all that What have you found because I realize you've been asking a lot of people about this so for those who know? It is Z. Flip Launch Day Valentine's Day and the perfect present for your loved one of course But I didn't wait till midnight to order mine online. I thought hey I'd wake up in the morning and try to get myself Z. Flip and I went online. Samsung was sold out with you know devices being able to ship within the next three to five days so then. I went to best buy similar situation. At and T. Same thing so I was like you know. Let me see if I can just call my local best buy and I called nine of my local best buys and none of them actually ever had the phone in stock in the first place. All you could do was go to the store if you wanted order the phone and it would ship to your house within two to three weeks same thing with. At and T. I actually talked to a local store manager who I know. And he said none of the twenty two to twenty four local Etienne Steve's. At and T. Stores even got the phone in stock and there was only a handful. The actually had just a demo unit to play with. Oh yes and you were saying you were at the Samsung store and there was only five to six devices at a Samsung store right. Yeah it's it's going to be a short of log portion before my on boxing which I'm gonNA filming a little bit But Yeah Basically. I arrived over there. There was only one of the person in line which we'll quick shout out to those people. Actually there are a couple of women that were at the front of the line which proved to me and I know a lot of people are back and forth on whether or not a form factor is useful the fact that there were a couple of women there who agreed that a smaller form factor works better for them. Because let's face it. Women's pockets are usually a lot smaller than ours than than guys I should say and they were absolutely this the fact that it's smaller. It's more compact. It makes a lot of sense to us so yesterday when we were just here in the Americana in Glendale in Los Angeles They said Oh. Yeah we're doing a launch tomorrow. So make sure you come early Blah Blah Blah. They that was word of mouth they were just like. Oh you're releasing phone tomorrow. While what is it? They didn't then. He showed them a demo unit and they were like. Oh yeah so. They came like an hour and a half before. The store opens because just in that one evening. They're like yeah. I think I do want that. But other than that. So they had word of mouth. Somebody told them it was coming. How many people were in line? You said there was six like half a dozen. I think one of them was also fellow. Fellow techy Brian Tong so he was there also because he lives in L. A. And I actually saw his tweet and I was like. Hey there's Joshua's video yeah exactly. Yeah so Brian was there and then what happened was when he arrived. I had already been standing there for about twenty minutes. I got there about forty five minutes before the store opens and the they actually handed out these little pieces of paper again. This is not a video podcast right now but I'll just show this little piece of paper that had either So this one says like number one So I think they had maybe ten pieces of paper total where only half of them were unlocked and even then there were only a few black ones and like literally to unlocked purple ones and the rest of the purple. Now I went for the black one all explain why in a second well first of all. By the time I got there the purple ones were taken so it didn't matter choice. I didn't have a choice. So what ended up doing was they ended up. Having was the other five units or something they probably. They didn't have more than a dozen units. The last number of them after the ones that were in line already got there were all. At and T. Locked so you were kind of Sol. If you wanted an unlocked device to use on any other carrier or you get an. At and T. One and you have to go somewhere to get it on locked online. Maybe some sort of utility. You know kind of go back door like that. Well Yeah. It was super limited quantities. And I guess we look at those we look at the the the marketing and whatnot from Samsung when they say limited quantities. They fricken meant it. Yeah I mean based off of my I mean I did a quick calculation. There are fewer than one thousand best buy stores across the country and the fact that nine of them in my area didn't even get inventory means let let's say you gave all thousand best buy stores five units. That's only five thousand units. They didn't have extra five thousand units. Despair descend to every single best. Buy Store in the country. I mean that just means I I would say what maybe ten thousand units more available at launch or even less than that who knows. We'll we'll never know. Will we just have the headlines that SAY SAMSUNG GALAXY Z? Flip sold out. And so you know. I wrote my article I was like. I think this is yes. It is sold out but the success of it might be greatly over exaggerated because if you put ten things out and sell all Tan. You've sold out even though you've only sold ten. Yeah do you think so with that in mind? Do you think that Samsung will eventually move to like a mass market production of the Z? Flip because I mean oh I totally believe so. I think a as of right now. I don't think that they I mean I think they expect it to sell out on day one and I think that's what they wanted to do to help with the marketing push. Because that's that's a tactic in and of itself. I mean that creates a whole not just people getting their hands on the phone today posting their first articles but there's dozens of websites hundreds of websites that posted articles hang. This new brand. New Phone is so popular that it sold out and now a lot of more people are more interested in the device at but then when they say that it would be like the flip is sold out asterisk. Here's the asterisk grew out. Okay so before we get to our final topic for the show I do. I will say the reason why I got the black one seat back when I got the galaxy note nine obviously the review unit. It was the purple edition which we all opined for. We all liked it. I remember when whenever there's a new color we always really wanted. I learned something when I had that note. Though I tried to put debrecen skins on it I try to put cases on out tried so many different things to sort of change the look of the phone and wild for the most part of that worked. I just couldn't see past the tiny bits of purple. That still came through even those against just peeking through those little cracks and edges man. I'm GONNA get that. Ocd whatsoever generally. Not but it just nagged at me a little bit and I thought to myself in the future. Well okay not in the future. I still love having different phones. Like my no. Ten is the red one from well. It's available here now. But it used only be available in Europe and in Asia. But I didn't find no ten in red and I love that thing to death. I only put a clear case on him. Because that's how much of that color but when it comes to the chief whip I was thinking about and I thought I'm probably going to get the cases once available which they told me we'll be available next week. And if I put a the only black and silver or white ish cases for the flip so far man if I put it on there and then a little bit of Purple Speaking Out Bother me. It's GonNa Argue that you know my reason like the black is a good color option. Except at the launch event The lighting was so harsh. You've got to go to a separate area. Unfortunately I didn't get the invite for that but on the main area the the lighting was so harsh than taking pictures of the black phone was completely impossible. Just because of the contrast with you the bright spotlights that they have and the dark room and the dark phone so taking pictures of the purple and the gold ones were the only ones that actually turned out where you could see the design of the phone. That was the other thing that I found funny. I was calling best buys and I called to best buys yesterday because on their website it said available at twelve o one eastern time at best buy and. I wanted to call and be like what does that mean. If you're going to be open. Yeah what does that mean for nine zero one? Pm Pacific Time exactly but they were like nowhere. Close what they mean like. It's available for preorder or whatever you can order it online and whatnot but them and even the Samson experience store here in La. I called him and asked the same question each time. Like are you going to have the gold one and the always said and this this kind of goes to show you how much how little information the big corporate office will give retail stores? They were like there's no gold one and thought brought. I touched it three days ago. It's available I only China and a couple other markets. Yeah I heard I keep hearing Europe but yeah I originally as far as colors concerned like the final point on the on the Z. Flip I want. I wish maybe one of these days I'll hit up jerry rig or something. I've met him a few times. But it'll be great to get a gold version and then take one of the plates off the top of the bottom and putting Swab. A dual toned a dual tone. One Yeah and then it would be purple and gold. So I could have the Lakers phone. He's just going to make it clear that a true but if I could I would love to commission him to make me a Lakers colors Z. Flip that'd be Because purple and Gold I mean come on. I mean all you really need to do is take the black covers off of it and then take the sticker off on the inside. Make your own man. That's true a little bit of spray paint. Never heard anybody. Yeah that's true. Just Casey Nice step to hell. Outta the phone exactly. Yeah all right. So one of the things that happened with unpacked earlier on the show. We did a segment antibody. I'd say also known as bored at Work Thunder E bored at work. He he and I were at the Samsung Creators Creator Lounge. Which let me tell you like the Creator Lounge is definitely for. I feel like Samsung uses the word creator for so many different things. So technically people like you and I were tech bloggers tech creators tech as oppose the term could be influencers but when they create something like a Creator Lounge. What they mean is. You're not creating content about the phone you creating content with the out through the phone because when we were at this whole different thing Ian Ira like. This is a club. Everyone's like drinking and dancing. There's huge bar. And there are a bunch of people here who are like the tick Tock generation and all they're doing is using the s twenty and the Z. Flip if they if they had if they had one of the units that were to. They're they're just getting boomerangs and stuff like they're not even they're not doing anything close to they're not doing journalism not at all you know and even then like people like myself. I store Andrew Authority which is considered a publication and whatnot. But even now where I am in my solo career like. I don't even know if I would necessarily use the word journalism I respect journalists too much to call myself that in right now but I'm nowhere near what those quote unquote creators were law. It goes from reporting about the device to reporting with the device. Yes and cream asleep like you know I. I did my hands on video during the event and published that and then actually this morning I published a video of camera samples from the Galaxy s twenty ultra and my camera samples video that published with video clips and photos taken with the device is doing dramatically better than the other videos because its content from the phone. This is the experience that you'll have with the phone rather than me telling you about it. I'm showing you. This is what it's going to be and I honestly like people are interested in that like it's so much easier to create the kind of content and I need to get into the mindset of maybe I need to do more of it But yeah I mean th th. The perspective has changed of who creators are like. It's not within the tax base you know they're looking for people to Hey. I'm GONNA use this phone and I'm GonNa tell you about using this or show you me using it Rather than tell you about the phone itself and how good it is from the SPEC standpoint and how it compares to something else. One hundred percent speaking of speaking of post on packed content. I did my video this morning released video this morning so I have the segment on my channel on. Jv ON YOUTUBE DOT com slash treasurer for Gara? That okay. I'll admit it's the title is controversial. Because it's I have a segment called top five complaints where I just talk about things that people may not like about these phones just to just to give the other side because I feel like our hands. On's are always completely positive and it should be because we're like. Oh yeah this is exciting. This is great but then let's not forget about these potential pain points. That are not necessarily like my complaints. I'm not actually complaining about the phone. I'm just saying that these things could be. Yeah the considerations right. Of course it's the name of the video is top five galaxy. S Twenty ultra complaints. Complaints is in capital letters. This is the reason why I don't necessarily call myself a journalist because yes I am sort of capturing a certain segment of the Youtube audience by. I don't know it's funny like the title comes off as kind of negative but if you said that people out there who have gotten in my comments sections and have complained about the way that I made that video. Maybe they didn't watch the whole thing because I'm always. I'm always very neutral in my delivery of what I say about these things and I'm like maybe it's wrong for you. I'm not sure this is just need to be over the top and be like. Oh My Gosh. This is the worst thing ever. I can't believe Samsung did this. And then you bite it to another Samsung event ever but and you know what I think. That's what they expect and then only because there are people who do that they'll they'll get on and just like rail on something and it's you know it's a bullet point that really. Nobody cares about but for them. It's out you know really finite issue of this. You know irks me But I I don't know like I. I see that a lot of people like that type of content and I as can't bring myself to creating something like that. Yeah where like all all all? Start the conversation with that. Because you can't really you can't have that conversation without sounding a little bit even just a little bit negative at the beginning like you know why this though you know that kind of thing but then in the end it's not me screaming about. It's not me saying this is the worst thing ever and then of course the hyper fan people fanatics for Samsung devices are going to come in and go. We'll be there. Yeah they're going to be there to defend it and whatnot. Had One common. Come in that is that it didn't really bother me too much. 'cause it happens maybe once in a blue moon but someone just like. I used to respect you but now you're just being negative. You clearly just do this for clicks. And I'm like that's like it's my job is my job and also it's not just that like even if even if. I am clearly doing it to get views and likes and whatnot at least if you watch the whole video and actually engage with the content. I'm actually trying to be informative and trying to talk through these things in a in a in a good manner anyway. So real question is though does that video. Is that video doing better than your hands on video. With of course of course and just like my camera comparison like you. Do you put in the hours of work for a hands on video. Doing B roll and voiceover and everything like that and then you re use those same clips and footage to create another video. That's honestly a lot easier to put together. Yeah because the time that you put into it and then this other controversial video becomes even if it's not controversial but it could be like five things you really like about the Samsung Galaxy S. Z. Flip and that would be because people are looking for that type of content. Yeah I don't know there's it's the extremes right like people either want to be validated and how they feel or they or they will and they will engage with that or they will engage with content that that somehow is a what's the opposite of validates invalidate invalid. I developed valley. Yeah invalidates their thoughts and then they have some sort of opinion about that anyway. Super tanned my bad I was I was actually talking about unpacked mainly because you and I knew we weren't able to see each other at unpacked and I sink and that was true for most people like even Kebe like he and I said we're we were talking. We were like. Oh Yeah we'll see each other unpacked. It'll be great then. It didn't even happen but I I got to see. Tk because weren't on the exclusive list. We were hanging we. We were slamming it with everybody else. You know what I was there for a little bit We got there like right away because right after the presentation basically when I'm remember his name. Tm something when he came out for the last portion We knew that that was the end. So me and whoever else we just kind of bounced and went to that area. Got a few shots and then yes. We did have a different area but I think we kind of took it for granted that we were going to see each other because of what is now cancelled mobile world congress and of course all my goodness. We all thought we were going to each other in Barcelona not going to be the case anymore. So that was how I wanted to end this particular episode because the news literally came the day after unpacked. It's crazy and I wanted to get your thoughts on this because I feel like you and I actually have quite a few memories in Barcelona. One of our main shows that we get to see each other Yeah I mean so for those who don't know and if you're listening to this podcast you definitely do mobile world. Congress is the biggest trade show for the industry and over the years. That's when most devices have been announced. I mean if we go back you know just even just five years ago. Hdc Samsung L. G. Y. Way. Everybody was making big smartphone announcement during this show or you know the week before and Samsung. Kinda started doing their own thing and honestly it's a good thing they weren't planning on doing their launch at UC now because they're out ahead of the pack and everyone else's scrambling now with the show being cancelled due to the corona virus outbreak in China. Yeah that's a really good point. I didn't think of it that way that because we had mainly the Chinese companies still going Mobile Congress and planning on doing their announcements Hallway Oboe Xiaomi and now as as the chips and the dominoes are falling We're getting emails from all of them saying that. The rescheduling the press events and they're announced and whatnot for Oboe. Bose case it's going to be March. I don't know about Xiaomi who knows what we're doing. I don't think I've I haven't seen anything from at least but yeah it's it's crazy because number one. There was some people who actually had their travel. Did you have you? Did you have a refundable flights or are you still going? I am not still going. Unfortunately I we were actually. We had a sponsorship to go and our sponsor was taking care of travel and accommodations. Which honestly it's a breath of fresh air knowing that I don't have to take care of any of that once now that things have been cancelled but I've been burned a couple times before with large international trips so I've been purchasing travel insurance but even using that is a big hassle. You lose somebody ultimately you list. I mean ultimately you have to pay an extra one hundred fifty dollars or so for travel insurance. Yeah and then you have to go through the whole hassle of proving why the trip was cancelled. And is it. You know really refundable insurance claim things like that But yeah there are quite a few independent Tech Journalists who purchased on refundable tickets. And they are planning to make the trip anyways because hey a week in. Barcelona is better than a week back here in the US anywhere But there are some companies that are still might be doing You know small meetings here and they are the trade show itself has been canceled but you know until I got word. This morning that my sponsor was going to be cancelling. Our travel plans I was still planning on going if they weren't going to cancel it because you know if if the flights paid for and everything there's no reason not to go. I can just do you know work from Barcelona and if there's a couple of manufacturers there that are still having meetings having that opportunity to have that one on one time is still extremely valuable. Because we don't honestly we don't get it that often. Yeah and I feel like there are going to be a lot of smaller companies. That can't back out like they can still have to go to Barcelona. And perhaps they're going to be doing their email blasts to people and seeing who might still be there and like. Hey do you wanna come stuff? It's just that the big. It's the huge names that were just falling one by one and I think it was when I think once invidia announced that they weren't going to go anymore and there are major sponsor of of 'em. Wc WOULD GSA may think that was when the writing started to be on the wall. But I was being kind of stubborn about I remember when we were at unpacked. Everyone was sort of talking about how GSA May said that by Friday will make a decision blah blah blah. And I was like really. This is still on the table. This is still being considered. Then sure enough you know the morning after unpacked was finished Everyone just started texting each other and they were like okay. Well there it is. It's done so well. In one thing to allow people that follow the mobile industry fail to realize is that yes a handful. There was probably maybe less than a dozen larger recognizable. Names that pulled out. You know there was. Lg and then Z. T. and then you know T. C. L. said. They cancelled their press conference. But they are still going to be there. Invidia pulled out But those were a handful of companies there are over one thousand exhibitors that were planning to attend and so yes a handful of larger companies pulled out. But they're still a thousand other companies that were hoping to do business and hoping to grow their business while at that conference and none of that is happening now and for a lot of these smaller companies. This is the only time that they actually get time with press because other times of the year you know. People aren't going to fly across the country to meet with a no name company to check out their new product. But Hey I'm already at Mobile World Congress and they're another booth here. I can stop by for a meeting and write a story about this innovative new technology for displays or new technologies for a thousand other things that go into our devices which we would never get. We'RE NOT GONNA get this year because NBC has been put to the edge in thrown off a cliff. Yeah pretty much and it's not. It's not even just to see I just I just scrolled over to A headline that was sent to me That there's a big camera slash photography show called. Cpi plus that happens in Japan. They just canceled this morning as well. And it's it's crazy because okay there is definitely. I don't know if I would call it mass hysteria but hysteria regarding the corona virus in it is it is affecting so many parts of the world not just tack up but obviously we're in the tech world so this is the kind of news that we report on but yeah it's just so interesting to me that like. How long do you think this might go on for because we this is like the big show after Ceus and then we kind of wait until way later on For things like Africa or anything? Do you think that this is going to be a wide reaching thing for the entirety of two thousand twenty or hopefully? It's not going to be like affecting more shows beyond the next month or so. I mean I've been keeping up with the news. I actually check in on the news. Cnn has a great you know update page with just paragraph snippets about headlines That have been dropping throughout the day and I keep up with it a couple times day. Not because I'm really interested in the corona virus but because it does have an effect on you know the technology sector that we're reporting on if factories are closed in China that means components are not being built for smartphones. That are scheduled to be released later this year. So you know there's this cascading effect of everything and you know just typically like we all know that Chinese New Year's falls you know the same time every year two weeks off you can't expect any communications with Pr. That's based in China. Don't expect anything to get done. They extended that for an extra week so I went from two weeks to three weeks and then factories decided to be closed extended after that and so just knowing that you know every device that's not released yet is going to be affected in some way. Those released eighth will definitely be pushed out if if not just one or two weeks but maybe a month maybe two depending on all of this and at the rate of the infection growing right now and you know the sad thing. The death toll as well. Yeah it's it's it's continuing to grow in. It's not showing any signs of slowing down at least not yet Honestly in my opinion we could be looking at another month or two before things start to settle down if they do even then and it's all unfortunately it is all I mean thoughts and prayers. That's everybody who might be affected in China of course So far the infection and death tolls haven't really risen outside of mainland China. At least that's what we've been told in the news Yeah everyone is under some sort of like everyone's doing their due diligence to every single place around the world so you have Japan counseling. Cpi plus obviously am WC. Who knows what's going to happen. Moving forward As far as I'm concerned you and I were alluding to this. Pre Call GSA as an organization had to make the decision to cancel. Yes that meant that communication with a lot of companies who are meant to be at M. WC was for the most part sparse up until the last few days where they finally decided to cancel the entire trade show outright. How much do you think this is actually going to her? Gsa May as an organization moving forward it. Honestly it's really hard to say at this point If if you follow the tech industry and follow a lot of you know tech writers on on twitter. You've probably seen a lot of the discussion that we've been having openly about it. Some people are predicting doom and gloom the end of the GSA may the end of Moore Congress and some people simply saying well. This is the end of Mobile Congress in Barcelona For those who don't know. Barcelona has been a contentious location for Mobile Congress. Just because of a lot of different factors main one being crime and Theft with people getting pick pocketed While there we all know people in our one percent. One of them yeah. I was literally robbed in Barcelona the morning. I was meant to leave from there. This is a couple of years back but yeah I can attest to some of the contentiousness that was happening because of Barcelona but honestly like this show is too big like it's not as relevant as it used to be because Samsung and other manufacturers have been holding their own release Their own separate release releases for their devices. So you know not as many big announcements are coming out of mobile in Congress but the same what could have been said for C. S. Five six years ago when everybody started doing their own things and not as many big things started happening at cs that being said see yes shifted over the years you know it went from being you know a semi mobile launch platform to only TV to now. It's all about smart home and connected devices and every so the conference shifted and so has see yes and I think this is going to be true for Mobile Congress at this year's a horrible year for this But they'll be back next year. I can guarantee you it's going to be in Barcelona again. you know finding a place a city that has the same type of weather at this time of the year That could hold that many people That's that's hard to come by. There are a lot of cities across Europe. That could hold that many people but there are a lot colder than Barcelona is in in late February. Yeah I mean I. I don't think that the show would go away completely either. It should be back next year whether or not it's in Barcelona. I wouldn't be able to say granted. The infrastructure of the city in general was kind of tailor made to this show like I personally and I know some people have said this on twitter that they actually feel sad for the people of Barcelona who might be relying on this huge trade show to provide some sort of revenue and income to the city as a whole and man. I I kind of feel for that to be honest. No matter how contentious and might be that Barcelona is the city that does it. People like myself of had both great and also very bad memories in that city at the same time. It's like it is it does sort of it is a huge player in the livelihood of Barcelona's especially at the beginning of each year. So yeah and I think the financial impact. I don't quote me on this but if I think it was Nicole Scott. She just wrote an article about the effect on Barcelona that this is going to have I don't know the numbers but I think it's like over five hundred million dollars in revenue just during during that week but then also that's not counting. All of the lost businesses business deals. That are not going to happen. Because you know this we we report about the journalism side of new devices but Samsung. Lg All the manufacturers are. They're they're having back door meetings. Closed door meetings with carrier partners in retail partners. Saying how many units are you gonNa Order input in into your stores? You know going back to the Galaxy Z. Flip how many phones were in the stores? They had those meetings months ago and mobile. Congress is what the biggest chauffeur all these manufacturers to do deals throughout the rest of the year. Yeah for sure. Well I mean there you go. I mean the last episode of the Pocono weekly I I straight up with just talking. About how corona virus was affecting. Wc Not knowing that the entire show was going to be cancelled. So here we are at now. It's done it's done so if anyone was actually asking after that last episode like well. How much worse can again I think this is about? This probably is pretty bad. Yeah this is pretty bad. This is literally the worst thing that could have happened. Literally everything done but everybody anybody out there that might still be going to Barcelona despite you know despite the cancellation of the show. You still have like you said non-refundable flights or anything like that. We know a few people but they're just going to end up going to Barcelona and hopefully you guys have a good time. I hope that everybody is safe at the very least going into Barcelona and of course as far as corona virus is concerned a Thoughts and prayers. That's anybody who might be affected by this In no matter what way everybody is being affected by this in one way or another but yeah just wanted to get nick on. I wasn't sure we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA end up talking about like some of our stories of the memories. We had an MWR. Maybe we'll saves on if you want and you know that it's okay. Maybe you know what I might do that on a different episode or even different podcasts. We'll see but I think next next week in honor of Barcelona's trim WC being cancelled. We can recount great stories of the past. Yeah that's true. We could definitely do that because you know regardless of how you might feel. Even I might feel about Barcelona. It is an incredible city And it is. It is home to a lot of memories and we've been in this industry for a while. Mdc has been a mainstay. It is a bummer. Like it is a bummer. That we're not going to be able to go this year and it feels a little. I don't know I guess the term. I have to use it as a bit of a bummer. So we'll talk about that a bit next week as it's happening As the days are happening that we're not there But any case Nick I WANNA make sure to give you the floor Working everybody find you. You can find me personally on twitter at Nick Elmi Gray twitter and Instagram. But you can find my work. as editor in chief of FAN DROID DOT COM. That's P. H. A. N. D. R. O. Id DOT COM and YouTube dot com slash android. Our right awesome Thank you so much for being on. Yeah really great discussion. We'll have you on again. Of course it's good to have you on again that we had and now we have you on for 'em. Wc technically not quite in any case. I'm going to go ahead. And just pop it over to the Tro and so there you have it this week's episode of the Popular Weekly Podcast. Thank you so much. Thunder and nate grey for coming onto the show Thank you so much for listening. By the way no matter what podcasting application you might be using And also a stay tuned for even more. 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The Sedano Show (HR 2):Who can give Pouncey a run for his money, Jorge or Mason?

Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin

43:52 min | 7 months ago

The Sedano Show (HR 2):Who can give Pouncey a run for his money, Jorge or Mason?

"Saddam with you here on. Espn presented by Progressive Insurance. All our guests appear via the Shell Pennzoil Performance. Line by the way. This isn't an announcement. It's a declaration of deliciousness right now. Garlic butter is taken over at churches. Starring Churches Five Dollars Shrimp and tender platter. Four garlic butter shrimp two tenders fries. Soi and a biscuit. Churches bringing that down Home Flavor Michael Thompson. His chastising me on my texts right now. He says. And you're proud of that of all the cursing do behind the scenes and I said sure went out and it says I it shows how versatile I am right in front of a microphone. I don't curse right. You have the ability to stop yourself right. And he says classless. Do you curse in front of your daughter and I said I just said. I don't curse in front of the kids or a microphone. Are you listening? You're only half listening. See that's the problem with your Mike. Thomson you only half listen. He's half listening to you. Half listening to leave it to beaver rerun right exactly. I'm just surprised you leave it to beaver for you. Even Michael would be proud of that Mason said. Have Your people call my people? Let's talk to Mason in a second here. But I I want to get to the sound about the rockets. So Tillman for Tita. The owner of the rockets was on the pre-game show with Stephen a Smith. And he says Lakers clippers. You guys are sleeping on my team. Well let let let. Let's be honest. I mean Golden State was a great team. We were obsessed with Golden State. Everybody was obsessed with them and said was. There's a bunch of really good teams in the Western Conference this year. I mean we're one game out of the spot where two and a half games out of the second spot and it's GonNa be a tough playoff run and our team. We feel. I can win it. All as well as the LAKERS CLIPPERS DENVER DALLAS. There's just a Lotta Utah. There's a lot of really good teams and and we don't fear anybody. We've been like we can win it all as well as the clippers and the Lakers in Denver. They don't fear anybody and then before we get to Mace Jay. Williams said this yesterday about the rockets in the Lakers. You know who is the only bad matchup for the rockets? And just the clippers the matchup. 'cause they're the personality of the guards to guard them right now. We were to start the playoffs today. Stephen a the rockettes. We go through the Utah Jazz. I think they would beat them. They have to go through the Lakers. They will beat the Lakers Lakers. The watcher said they beat the Lakers question. Whose style do you think we'll prevail? Do you think the Lakers tied to play them small or would they try to play them? Big I think. Come playoff time to ball slows down. It GETS MORE PHYSICAL. And that's what how do you match up? How do you match up? You can't play big against them. They'll bring you out the gym not running the B on amounts of recessions. You're going to have to play small. You can't play Anthony Davis and Dwight Howard together. You get Anthony Davis and the development together the play. Ad Lebron and go small the match up. I gotTa admit once upon a time. I didn't know Dan Tony would last now. What guys and I'm saying. Why should he go anywhere? I gotTa tell you no question about appreciate you Jay. Thanks as always thank you so much. I mean they'd be. It'd be a series. I don't think they'd beat them. I I think that the Lakers even though it's not what they do would still just try to pound them and they can with Eddie and Lebron and everybody that I mean I don't know about Dwight in jail. He may have a point there but those other two come on get. Outta here matching up with those guys. I speaking of matching up and your Caspian Los Angeles Steve Mason Mason Ireland. Three o'clock right here on this station. Three to six thirty before all they do is. Make Fun Asleep. While for half an hour. Why do you make fun asleep for half an hour? Great whipping boy as me. I mean I was listening to the other day. I was sitting like this poor man. He's just a punching bag right now between the two of you is so you know. He's really coming into his own this legal after dark. Show and he's he's got going on he is he's a guy that knows. Nothing about anything except the Lakers Lakers. He's he's an absolute ace everything else completely clueless. It is pretty fascinating. That he doesn't know anything about when I used to bring him in Before I would I would ask you about other stuff. And he's like I just don't know about that I mean and I was also stunned but you guys you take it to a different level. This is just the daily bit with you now awesome. No He's really I. I like the guy a lot I'm amazed at what he doesn't know. And every night we test Allen. It's amazing what he doesn't know. It really is amazing. So I said you were the most important person on this radio station But you but you can't take me in the cursing game like even Bergman who knows the two of US believes that that's the case and as much as you text me F you. It's not going to change that. That's who I am off the air. No I really do believe that. I've got the foulest mouth accusations by the way the the the person who co curses the most in the world is Jerry. West is just amazing. He doesn't finish the sentence without cursing Except when he's speaking publicly But I mean I think I'm right there. I'm in that category. I you know we've done a lot of cross talks purgatory together. I don't remember you cursing that much will not on the air but the I'm sure he did plenty of off off here. I don't I don't remember you've cursing as much as me. Yeah well I don't know we'll have to. We'll have maybe we'll have curse off one day we can do that. How about an event like that right like not on the air? We just do like one big event and see who can just. We were doing a podcast but not really a podcast. Right like an like an R. rated podcast and how you know The effort must verb adjective and adverb. You can use it any way. You want It's a brilliant work and I don't find it offensive like I. I don't know if you think about it like I. I don't take the Lord's name in vain because you know that's that's a different category church doesn't offend me at all not one bit but this is why we have the alliance. I feel like the alliance lives even though we don't get to see each other very much anymore. Housman Sodano show working up as Ramona says. It's the Sodano show for real this time for real 'cause I'm a longtime listener. First-time caller I and to me. It's the finest radio show. There is between ten noon on seventeen. Espn I would agree. I would agree with that. Yeah that is an excellent point by you yes yes In the alliance lives I mean I appreciate you saying that? I'm the most important person at the station. 'cause I wholeheartedly agree but I thought you number two and Ireland Third Ireland. You've betrayed Ireland. I'm not betraying your here. More often than Ireland is now I have. We have more fill in for Ireland because of a Lakers. That he's not here enough to count as much anymore That's fascinating so maybe we've always talked about. It should just be peace. The thing is I really do miss purgatory to. Why don't you just come on? And we just do it every day at eleven forty five or something. I know we've been talking about that. It just it's adding more work. Outgoing goal in life is my goal in life is to work less. I really WANNA work as little as possible But I I will. I'll start calling you sometime. Between cannon new yeah or maybe what do we could trade it off right like I'll call you right before you guys make fun of like in between fast track or something. Have you ever seen that? Show the hot ones I have yes. So Sean Sean Evans Right. He's the host He's coming into the studio And we're GONNA do The the hotlines game show and I want you to do it. You me an Ireland. The wings of debt you off for that is that today now today. We're working a big project. We're working on in sometime in the next couple of weeks yeah. I'm in as long as I'm not like flying to a game like I'm in okay. We're going to work it around your schedule. Power you with really super hot wings. I'm good like I will. Here's the thing so you want to know something funny by me if I have like. I like spicy food but if it gets to a point where it's too spicy the the big tell my body. Is I start. Hiccuping is that right. Yeah you will hit that because you know that lasts level of wings like I just watch the welfare all one and at the end by the time he gets to the hottest of the hot wings he is just blurting out. Words like saying things that don't make any sense. It's so hot. Oh man that's what we're we'RE GONNA get Shaun Evans into do it and I want you to be part of that done deal. We'll make that happen. What do you think of all these all of a sudden? All these guys coming out thinking the rockets can actually beat the Lakers. Absolutely ridiculous You know to me. It's it's a very. I think it's probably Lakers and sex. But you know you go out you fifteen threes in a game. I don't know how many shots I shot last night Forty five fifty. Three's whatever it is I guess if you make forty five percent of those win I just don't think he can make forty five percent of those threes in four out of seven games. Yeah again the look. I honestly think very similarly of Milwaukee even though they've got an even better player than James Harden like. I think that that's kind of the thing. Because as as as great as Jaanus is we've seen that he has some flaws and some holes in his offensive game so it's why I'm not sold on the bucks to be honest with you winning a championship with Janas. She just box them. In right. You can take you on us. You can really limit what he does at the basket and in the paint by just box them in And I don't think they'd get the three point shooter that Houston has got different with Houston. I mean they're going to spread the floor and they're just GONNA Although Russell Westbrook is GonNa you know have a wide open lane a lot of the time and go to go to the rack because there's so much face there. I just don't think they can shoot threes as well as they need to compete for Lakers and four of seven and I also don't think they've got any size or enough length to be able to compete with La. Yeah I I agree with you and I also think they even have I know. They've beaten the clippers Already this season too but I also feel like they can't beat them either. Because I just think that once collide locks in like forget it like James Harden or Russell Westbrook. Whoever it is they're not going to be able to score very much on him and if they do. It's going to be really really hard really hard. I actually think that the Lakers match better with Houston Because of the links ties because length and size is the clippers. That's the one weakness they've got is they. Don't have that dominating Big Beach Subas Montross Herald. They they don't have a dominating. I think that's a lakers. Best advantage. Of the clipper sue is ultimately get nobody to match up with Anthony. Anthony Davis lasting for you. Did you see the Tom? Vertucci thing about the two thousand seventeen world series where Clayton Kershaw in that one game where he got hammered through. Fifty one off speed pitches and that the Astros didn't swing at one of them. I was at that game. That was the thirteen to twelve game. That was game five Clayton Kershaw had four run lead. Then hit a three run late. He blew both of them. Does not surprise me at all That's an unbelievable statistic that they did not swing at one of his breaking pitches. That's incredible to me that the finding evidence of ydf dodger should have won the world series and would have won that world series. They would've won game five because they'd broken broken out a big lead twice against the Astros in game six. They WANNA dodger stadium. That should have been the closeout game. The dodgers were absolutely rob did this world series and I still think that they should be stripped of the title. I don't want the title as a dodger fan but I think they should be stripped of the title and I think I'll to should be stripped of his his MVP I started to lean more in that direction. I actually think even though Manfred. It's a losing proposition for him. Needs to kind of just continue digging like he needs to go try to punish the astros players let the players Association go back at him let if they have to go through a court of Appeals. Let them do that. I think it's good for him in the Court of public opinion to do that. And and let's face it. He needs some good pub right now. Right I mean he's been on the wrong side of that so far. It WOULD BE SMARTER TIM strategically to get in the on the right side of this thing. 'cause I generally baseball players teams owners fans are all on the same side of this and by the way. Isn't it great that the Astros at least as of yesterday has played six games and had already gotten plunked seven times? Yeah I mean it's what we expected at this point. I'm curious to see how what the actual tally is by the end of the season and if Manfred steps in At some point because I would guess that that will be the case. Because he'll be urged by Jim Crane in them to try to step in. But Yeah I mean it is what they they should be expecting moving forward. Let me ask you this. I know that. What's the kid named Greg that that was doing? Mike Bolsinger my bowl singer. Do you think Clayton Kershaw should sue the Astros not necessarily major league baseball because they claim they didn't know And it shows some evidence that they didn't know at least at that particular time. But would you sue kershaw because they defamed his character well bulletin are does not have a case because he was just never an elite pitcher Kershaw. I would have a case now having been in court in a big lawsuit right ask. I don't I don't think that case goes anywhere but I'll tell you what you think about it. Who IS CLAYTON? Kershaw in terms of legacy. If he wins that game I mean. They changed his legacy. The monkey would have been off of his back. He would have been a guy who won a championship. He would have been a guy who want a big game on the road you might have been the MVP. Mace has pitch really get really really well in game one too. So you know in in my mind That's that's a. That's a real travesty. And by the way once you've once you get past over the over the top once you actually win a championship. How does that affect the next two years? All the sudden pitch better without that big question hanging over his head litigations right way to go. But I'll tell you I've changed my opinion on Clayton Kershaw. I fully believe he would have won that game. Had they not been stealing size and now look he's not the same guy doesn't have the same velocity but I'll peel back even further because Carlos Beltran. The story in the athletic the original story said when he got to the Astros. You guys are behind the Times remember. Clayton Kershaw struggled in two thousand fourteen against the cardinals. I mean he's had many struggles against the cardinals and Beltran. Was there the year before? Like like I'M NOT A and they've also been dealing with some stuff where in the past where people have felt like. They've been nefarious about stuff and cheated about stuff like I'm not necessarily a one hundred percent outright accusing them but I wouldn't put it past them. I also don't think this is just the Astros and the red SOx involved. I think there's a lot of teams involve and because of the cardinals history. I would even look back that I you know what I disagree with you. I did call us about China's probably always been really good at stealing signs the old fashioned way but act when you think about how many people it took to steal signs for the Houston Astros Camera in center field. Somebody in the club center monitor signalling to somebody in a trash can banging the trash can and doing it instantaneously. It took so many people to do so many people were in on it. It was conspiracy. I don't think that a conspiracy at that level exists anywhere else or has existed anywhere else and I think when that red sox report comes out it will be. It will be wink compared to what the Astros to this is why you're the most important person on this radio station. Thank you thank you and this is why. You're the second most important on the station. I go bleep yourself. I'll talk to you later. Steve Mason Mason Ireland three o'clock today on. Espn LA. I coming up next. Should we BE APOLOGIZING CLAYTON? Kershaw eight seven seven hundred ten. Espn do you. Now think differently of him. Eight seven seven seven ten. Espn and also. Are you buying this whole rockets? Nonsense that they can win the whole thing and they could beat the Lakers or the clippers for that matter. Eight seven seven seven ten. Espn eight seven seven. Seven three seven seven six. We'll open the phones and get your thoughts and just a few moments sedan with here on seven ten. Espn Jeff Darlington. Who's got the story today about? He'd be stunned if Brady returned to. New England will join us. He's a longtime buddy of mine in about ten or twelve minutes so stick around for that this segment brought to you by our friends at capital one when you earn unlimited double miles and every purchase your next trip closer than you think. What's in your Wallet Before I get to the calls a lot if you want to chime in on the Kershaw conversation like do you look at Kershaw differently? Like Mace pointed out and thanks to make for stopping by. They're the most important person on the radio station. Second though and cursing I think you have to look at it differently. I think that that game changed his legacy. I don't think there's any question about that. He could have been the. Mvp of that series. If he wins that game like I mean being litigious is not ideal but man. I'd think long and hard about it. I think long and hard but it's not like he needs the money but I just think for the satisfaction of it. You know speaking of satisfaction Stephen. A Smith was on. I take talking about Lebron's performance against Zion. Any kind of echoed something one of the caller said yesterday which is let me see him do it again show Enough Aka. I brought prove to me that he still wants wants to remind everybody that he's the man and you got up and coming superstars even wants to put them on notice that he's still a roadblock respect and appreciate him and he deserves that the me personally. That's about it every time. I see him perform like this. I can't help. We're takes me where it takes me is to one place and one place. Only you going to do this. Guy Kuwa- because see he's waiting. He'll be waiting to see what I'm saying. I know we talked about the clippers. I know we talked about them having issues and they are real by the way. I'm not too worried about it but it's not like there are no issues that they're having at this particular moment in time but in the end. I want to see that against Koa. I want to see that. It gets an experienced veteran and a champion. Who has put you on? Notice that he's coming for you. He's coming for the crowd. It is the ultimate test. That's going to be the match up. Everyone's going to want to see and it really can't get here fast enough because one that happens we're going to see to all time greats. Basically go at it with arguably as big a stakes as we've seen in a very very long time to great so actually have to compete against each other individually in that game guarding each other scorn against each other. It's going to be some of the best basketball we've seen in this city in a long long time and forget about the city in the world. I let's go to the phones. People want to chime in on this before we get to Jeff in about ten minutes and Orange County. Andy what's up? Hey George thank you about Kershaw The chain scandal is actually GONNA hate the chain scandal. Don't get me wrong. It's totally bad But I after everything happened. You know I've been in La all my whole life you know My first dodger game I saw Don Drysdale Anyway I had five dodger pitchers ahead of Kershaw. You Know Dries. Doco facts or above and But but you know now you look so differently because he probably would have had a great world series and so yeah. You got to look at them differently. You know he'd probably wouldn't have got shelled right anyway. Georgia there's another thing I want to ask you guys and this goes to Bergman to like I said I've been in La my whole life. Why are you guys? Take the clippers over there at seven ten so much. I WANNA say the clippers. I don't know. I give the clippers a ton of respect and get a lot of Greece. You give George you do but Mason next time. You talk to him ask him. Why Ireland Bergman Katie Clippers and I WANNA make a point I wanna I wanNA maybe make a case for them look at. They got rid of the worst ever and now have the best owner arguably in the week they have probably the best one the best. Vogel or Doctor. Who would you take come on? We talked about this yesterday. I mean look I think Franks good. Coach don't get me wrong but if I had to give someone edge give it to Dr. Okay they have two kids are two stars are from La Right so why does burden and Mason hates the creeper so bad? Yeah Bergman hate the clippers so bad answer the man u's Howard is not cowardice. I'll tell you a will hold on Andy. Andy I'll tell you jerry west. Okay Yeah you can. You can name all these people that you want. It doesn't matter if you were in New York and you're a Yankee Fan. Are you going to be a mets fan to or you know? Loved the mets. Now if you're if you're a giants fan or you're GONNA be at Van to know your one team or the other. I am a Laker fan therefore I am no I am. Not a clipper fan. I am a Clinton clip and I am a Messily Fan. Andy hold on. Hold on let me let me mediate here. Let me mediate here okay. I think what Andy's trying to say an indie. You tell me if I'm wrong. He's not saying you have to like them. He's just saying you have to respect them. They're good exactly you give them a little luck. They've been so bad for so ever my first game as a Laker Fan. I saw West right so you guys don't really understand the whole Andy Are you are you. Do you have siblings? Do you have a younger brother or a older brother? Yeah yes they do all right so whichever way it is. The older brother is not going to give any credit to the younger brother and the clippers are always always always going to be the younger brother and all of this you want. You want to beat your younger brother. I played basketball with my brother every single day. He beat me all the time even though I was a better player than him but that was just because he was the bigger he was the older brother. It's just how it works man like they're the clippers. They're always going to be the clippers. I don't care I know how it works. It doesn't just say give him some love. You don't have to hide. Andy thank you Buddy. Appreciate just respect them a little bit. I mean look I give them some respect. There are good team. I'm legitimately worried about playing them in the in the playoffs. But that doesn't mean I want them to win or have any here and say oh yeah. They're so great. No I'm a I'm a Laker Fan. But they're really good. They are very good. David in San Bernardino updated going good. I just wanted. I just wanted to speak on this kershaw thing. I think meant from a mental aspect of it. All I feel like he's GonNa grow like substantially from it. 'cause I mean now that you know like you had this hanging over your head but I understand the same Louis cardinals thing before but like they cheated and it messes up your mental but nothing now moving forward. He'll be even. Yeah the only challenge with that David and I totally get what you're saying is that you know he's got diminishing skills now like he just. He doesn't have fastball that he had previously. He's he's still. He's still a very good pitcher but he just didn't have the juice anymore that he had previously. Which is a shame you know in in. Long Beach in went up. Hey George so I just wanted to reiterate that everybody's opinion on Clayton Kershaw should change because He would have had at least one World Series Championship. Possibly to number one number two. And you probably don't know this but rob Manfred doesn't have a twitter account so I don't know how I can express my disappointment with him. Directly Somebody on the station can find that out and broadcast that. That would be great. We'RE GONNA DAN. Thank you buddy appreciate it. Let's take a quick break. We'll take your calls at eight seven seven seven ten. Espn PLUS JEFF DARLINGTON ESPN NFL insider. Thinks he'd be stunned. If Tom Brady returns to. New England is going to be a raider. It's going to be a charge cowboy. We'll get into all that with Jeff next here on. Espn presented by progressive. Insurance guests appear via the Shell Pennzoil performance. Line like our PAL Jeff Darlington. Espn NFL insider joins us. Here was made a ton of news. I get up this morning and all of a sudden. I see all these emails and like I'm watching TV. And it's your mug everywhere. Talking about Tom Brady. Good Lord Man. You're everywhere today. I do reminds reminds me of the PIN Tibo Story back in two thousand eleven. Where like everything you say. Just you know it's it's big news and I and I get that. I mean Tom Brady. Probably the biggest free agent that we've ever seen. Yeah no doubt so jeff. You're under your understanding. Is We played the audio earlier. Right that that you'd be stunned if he returns to New England And that Tom and his his people are operating under the belief that ill enter free agency. Why are we here why? Why have we gotten to this point? Well by the way he's people like there's a lot of people around him who think that you could still wind up with the Patriots. It's Tom Approaching this like he's entering free agency. But but and the reason I say that is because like it's it's valid als of all these people coming at me like Tom. Stand in New England. Like I get why. We're all uncomfortable kind of accepting The reality that that Tom is serious about beating The people close to kill the same way but comedy's definitely looking at this With his sights set on leaving the Patriots. And I think that's why all of us whether you're close to them or do anything about him Needs to probably start accepting and I don't know if like the question I just told hijacked that one. No No. It's fine I follow up which is basically what what led us to this point. Like what are the issues is that money is the roster is it all of it. It's actually not as much It's not as much. It's certainly an element to the bill factor. it's fatiguing to play New England. He's done for twenty years and certainly Had lasted longer than anybody else in that system. No question about it but at forty two You know I think he's Pretty. Tired of the antics is the right word. But he's pretty tired of that system Whether it was last year when he was going through his contract negotiation And you know. He's getting kind of jerked around in terms of like he wanted like some number and and the Patriots. Like now we're GonNa give you this and we're gonNA make you earn the rest of the incentives and it's like really like at this point and And it wasn't that egregious crazy and so it's it's things like that that I think pile up A lot the same reason that Rob Gronkowski ended up retiring. It's wears on you and at this point it's not just about what he's leaving but also about what he's essentially chasing not is just a comfortable fund situation with the team that Potentially got some weapons and and And just a new challenge. I guess five putting it okay so before I get to the potential new challenges and teams in what nine how much of this is an ego thing between him. Bella check because we've always talked about. How much credit one guy gets over the other Blah Blah Blah? That's always been a constant battle Amongst sports talk shows debate shows in whatever does that. Play a factor. I think maybe to a degree The one thing I'd say about this is not. This is just me kind of now a little bit like I. I think it's if you think about it. Like for time to go somewhere else and now like compete beyond him or check like guess forty two years old. But it's not exactly fair to expect like town if Tom go somewhere else and isn't what he was. Maybe ten years ago to suddenly say oh check all along like he's forty two year old quarter So so so in some degree phone is acting up throwing some degree you know. I do think it is about the ballot check dynamic but but not entirely. Okay Fair enough. Let's go through some of these. Potential teams Everyone here like like there's three teams here in essence. I know that there are two physically here. But the raiders are also basically. La's teams still. Let's start with the raiders What do you make of their potential to land? Tom Brady The raiders are interested. for sure it's definitely of interest to them and and by the way. I don't I don't want to make it sound like they are all in ready to cut Derek jeter cutter Trait Derek Carr But they're certainly interested as I think I think Who Was Bruce Arians? Put it best like we just WANNA see what's behind door number two I'd say that that's probably where the raiders are at a number of other teams and And I yeah I mean that's definitely. Let let me be clear. Tom Brady has a bunch of teams that are interested in him and Tom Brady is very open to going to a bunch of teams so freighters are absolutely one of them So too by the way are the charges. Since I I'm guessing that's the next one that was the next one. Yes and those teams. You know you know this league as well as anyone who has the better pitch to him. Well it's it's interesting because I know that Brady knows grooten I know that he knows Lin to a lesser degree The interesting thing about somewhere. Like the raiders couldn't is like who's GonNa Learn? The new technology terminology is it. Is it Gruden or is it Brady So like you know. Those are two very different systems and they would have to kind of decide that ahead of time if that was going to make any sense The chargers is interesting to me because I felt like part of the reason that they moved on from Philip rivers was because they wanted a quarterback that fit more of what Anthony. Lynn was thinking. And I I'd heard about this capability in the mobility and why they'd be interested in to So I guess the funny thing about this is that these teams are interested. I'm telling you one hundred percents air interested. But what's funny about it is like it's the Tom Brady factor because it kind of feels like it goes against what they should be interested except for the fact that we're talking about Tom Brady and nothing else. Let's move onto some other teams the titans. What are their chances The titans are familiar out of my able cannot be overlooked guys are close friends and I think the titans treating Tom Brady if they have say like running back like Derrick Henry if not if they can't commit and find a way to lock that up whether it be a franchise tag or a long term extension. I think the titans become a far less likely cedar for Brady. You thought with With that in play I do think that that That would make sense to one about the dolphins with one hundred and twenty or thirty up to forty million dollars in cap space up to one forty and a ton of draft picks and draft capital. What about them with a guy that he's also familiar with in Flora's I don't think that the dolphins are now in a situation that they plan to pursue Brady It would've made sense. Had they started to construct the roster say last summer maybe not trade until keeping around or go in and start to build assets for that potential. Like that's the one that when we think about the NBA hearings like guys go out and try to build the team ahead of time before they got there like I could've seen the Dolphin doing that But they didn't they chose to go a different route and And as a result I don't necessarily see them being a suitor forum Even though that probably at one point in time would have made the most sense. I and one more pie in the Sky Jeff Darlington. Espn NFL insider with us here. The Dallas Cowboys. I don't think so. I think that they'll try to get it done with Jack. I mean that's that's that's Kinda I I would say. If you'RE GONNA go pie in the Sky I actually Steer your fear fun talk about it or tour like the forty niners really on one. That's the one that's like the pie in the Sky I think And then also throw the bucks in there and You throw the colts in the bears as well. Yeah I mean. The colts make some sense. But you know there's the whole banning thing like you know what I mean like no no. I'm with you and this is what's funny like what what I think is kind of like fun about this whole conversation like I'm doing that partly like I'm. I'm actually very serious like this is the way Tom Brady and people around him are going about this now. Like it's not so different than this conversation that we're having and I think that everybody assumes that they're sitting having these these serious discussion. Like this is you know like a sitting in a boardroom. Passing around like documents and stuff like. They're kind of spitballing. At this point to trying to figure out what makes sense and everything that we talked about is a team that Tom Brady has discussed so So like while. Sometimes it feels irresponsible. Feel like just start spit balling. We're kind of in a window right now where we can do that. And it's not so we responsible fun with it right. He's doing it. We sure as hell should be doing it right like I'm with you. I mean that's true but But Yeah San Francisco pie-in-the-sky and and I would say the bucks probably honestly if you really look at our top to bottom officer Proximity East Coast Warm weather all those factors. The bucks honestly on paper might surely make the most sense. I mean they certainly got. I mean. How's the offensive line? I didn't really watch that many. Yeah there okay. There were better late in the season. There's still some avenues as I understand that. They could go down to rebuild that offensive line to degree. There's a couple of guys need to get healthier but That's okay but they've got a lot of weapons they defense that was top five in most categories towards the end of the season. Like they're actually better equipped for sort of a plug and play veteran. Who maybe get the ball out. Pretty fast and And help them in that regard so they kind of do have the the The roster and make it happen in a coach who certainly willing to To kind of get on the same page with a quarterback and figure things out. James should've had a year earlier. I mean seriously Jeff Darlington. Espn NFL insider friend of the program. You're the best brother I know. It's been busy so thank you. Thanks for me about you. GotTa Take Care. There is Jeff Darlington. I we got a lot of people on hold them WanNa talk about this. Kershaw thing still. We'll get to you guys in a second I want to also play a bit from competition. Momo earlier about Lakers vs rockets Lakers vs clippers. We'll have that for you here. We're back three minutes here on seven ten. Espn so I want you guys to hear. Our conversation had very early in the show with Momo. We'd like a three minute. Back and forth about Lakers rockets Lakers clippers will have that for a second but let me go to one. Hundred in Koreatown. What up so it was Europe. And I'd say there's out okay so I'm going to talk about the Brady. We're GONNA get on Brian Again and we're GONNA get a little baseball so Brady Brady was smart. Bright he'll come to La Right. We got all they made. Keenan Allen will be a beef. She wants all the routes for them. They got a great defensive line right the already got everything. They need it then. Why not bring the hip hop and opened up that new stadium that they got going on. Okay now we're we're Barbara. We said yesterday he ain't GonNa do it again. So you know how like ally. Brady's number some folks they've got so number and so I've got blood number. He waiting on like you said we see the clippers. Doing where will we should of did and bombers be funny like everybody that we go out there as a Laker. He's like Nah. We'RE GONNA cash out wherever they go. Whatever want again. We're GONNA throw a little extra. You're not going over there like you know what I'm saying like we lost out on the be all honest as real LAKER FANS. Like my my guy over there say. I don't like the clippers but I like Hawaii. I liked podgorze. Why because they real- they were supposed to be in the other uniform. You know what I'm saying but don't nobody really want to play with the land. Everybody I think they do but they don't. That's why mellow never came. This is not going over there so we really lost out on the on the on the La kids. 'cause 'CAUSE THE GUY from Cleveland want come Hollywood. You know what I'm saying. Then on baseball I blame. I don't do the outside. People say they cheated but man if you played any sports baseball football basketball everybody's still inside. I know they took it to another level but their level was pretty ridiculous. Though that that that when you use it technology like that's different but if the information age you can't blame them everybody's using well. No listen I and again. I don't think they're the only team I think they're the team that kept doing it when they told them to stop. You know what I'm saying and I think that that's kind of like the Patriots with Spy Gate you know what I mean. I do think that that plays a factor in this thing but yeah ultimately I think that I think a lot more teams are doing it and I think baseball were smart. They'd open it up because I don't think that I think that we'd find out more guys got screwed in a lot of ways because other teams are doing this the bag. Now the CAT's out the bag right so it's like okay. Thank you bye night. You don't put the pit the the cold out there so even though you may see how you can't stop other teams from. Oh this is how they do it now. Everybody knows the secret so they might and you know the Yankees might do it. The braves might do. You don't know because you know they're the ones caught past anyway as an athlete. If I'm out there in baseball you gotta give them. This is what. Oh Gee said The Oji He called in a while ago he I think he played for the. I can't think of his name. But he's he's more like one is still leaders. He saying that there's no way you you'd be talking about it. There's no way I'm playing baseball. Whatever we're doing and I keep hearing dome. Yeah you gotTa know at that point. Something's up like you have to be more perceptive. I'll give you that Let's get into this back and forth about the rockets clippers and Lakers will Ramona. Seven game series. If all if all teams are healthy that makes sense. Like if everybody's healthy. I think the Lakers win. That I think they went in five. Probably okay But the the the rockets honey no matter the they're interesting right now. They give you they give you problems and we saw that the first night when they played the Lakers here remember when they came out here and it was like one of the first Games I can tell us and Anthony Davis I was just waiting for him to go just like I'm GonNa go down the block and I'm GonNa make you stop me with like PJ talker okay. And that's it and he didn't really do like he okay game but it was like you know you've got to play your term versus the the rock is not their term. And it's GONNA come down to Lebron getting down in the post and just making them is punishing them for playing this way or Anthony Davis doing that and like Oh you know. That's not really what the Lakers have been doing the way they wanNA play. So it's in a way. It is a difficult matchup. 'cause YOU'RE GONNA have to get out of what you've been doing In order to exploit the way. The rockets are playing. That makes sense. Yeah one hundred percent. I totally get it. But they are clearly capable of doing those things which I think is is the point the clippers. Now that they finally have their team. Everyone seems to be back in the lineup. I've said you've been around them to like the Times. I've been around the clippers. They feel like they don't care when they play the Lakers. First Round Second Round Conference finals on the Moon in on Mars. Like they feel like they can beat them. Where are you on how they feel about their path to a championship? Yeah I totally agree with you. I don't think they care when they claimed all or even if they plan like I think that I mean I think guys like Pat Beverley WanNa play him. I think you know collide Paul. I'm sure they like to take down the king. You know that was part of their decision of like to play with abroad or not. Lebron's like you want to do is take him down or do you WanNa win with him. I you know I think they would. They WANT NOTCH THEIR BELT. If they can get it. Okay but they just they they. This is finally the team. I can't I feel like every time. I'm around the clippers. I'm like is just been hard to care about any of the Games. They've played because they don't seem to have the sense of urgency about it right and they have They've different guys out every night. Just like a weird year being around that team like it just feels really disjointed and you know I I used to cover those Phil. Jackson Lakers right with Kobe. And all our storylines would always be One of the Lakers GonNa flip the switch whether they're going to go like okay. We're really we're really doing this now. And you know one year we went and did a there was a whole series against Houston whereas like they want every home game and lost the road games and you know it just seemed like they were messing around like they could have put. Houston away so many different times but they just never flip the switch like. When are the Clippers? GonNa do that. I I don't know but I think he needs to do it by the end of the regular season to like. Show us your the version of you because it's it's hard to do that. I that was Mama Mama. Their thanks to her of course for stopping by early. I wanted to play that chunk just because I wanted to make sure you guys heard. Kinda the back and forth between the stuff with the Lakers and the rockets and the clippers is just so much stuff there that's brewing as we get closer and closer to the playoffs. A thanks to her for stopping by. Thanks to Jeff Dahmer thanks to Laura. Thanks to Bergman. Thanks to you guys for listening. We'll talk to you tomorrow. I'm flying in Milwaukee. I'm GONNA do the show from Milwaukee so we'll talk to you then.

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Barstool Rundown - July 9, 2020

Barstool Rundown

15:32 min | 2 months ago

Barstool Rundown - July 9, 2020

"It's the rundown Thursday July ninth. It's brought to you by twisted tea. The original hard icy, the ultimate in refreshment. It tastes just like your favorite ice tea, but you're gonNA. Get a nice buzz. You can drink it at your favorite cocktail catalyst unexpected. Great time for you and your crew is refreshing, great tastes that you must have all summer long one of the presenting. hotdog eating contest, which will awesome of the Evans yet go check it out completely gross tag. The bear is a easy electric he's. Big Big time upset finished with Arsenal winning. lost targeting contests enjoy. While you do it drink of all this summer. Remember to get your substance was the chief of the region and always. Got To run down debuts. Casey. On, and. Advocacy and Nice to be on the run down a lot in the old office. They haven't invited me back in the office. I think you know whatever? New Office debut debut and Leave is some sort of hazing going on with Nick? Not even in the building and was told he had to come to. Yeah I thought. It was in person at the building. So I'm here. I'm happy to be here. Thank you for having me a. what's the rundown? You. I was at a restaurant and Roan told me that I had to come back and I. Just had I they brought me out a beautiful, fried chicken sandwich and I didn't even pay last. US Do. Just dine and Dasher. You didn't even eat it I used. To. It looks good. just dashed. The rush of it was on starving. Hungry. And criminal so yeah. or You were you with somebody? I was alone. So what are you? GonNa. Go back there you do. Again! That could be your. On the world can't go there now I'm just place. You normally go. Boy was I excited I. Did all the YELP reviews? Research due diligence yet here. Well, thank you and we got nick rundown. Let's get right into a topic number. One Julian Edelman response to Sean Jackson's Anti Semitic comments nick. Way Heavier than I thought it was GONNA be. The rundown you. Know. We don't need trouble Casey what he got. So you think that I'm not gonna be the troublesome one. Well when it comes to pretty much anybody versus nick or be I'm afraid of naked Ab. They scared like that all the time and I never know what to respect so anything about me is that I'm very anti Hitler tweet or a voice? Good. One hundred percent of the time I think all three of us can probably agree on that right like we're all very anti Hitler. For you one hundred nick. What one hundred percent of the time. Now actually when when? When when Hitler is that he was going to kill himself. That was that was good. Okay, so now, so ninety nine percent. That's the one hiller quote. That's okay to use what is. What Hitler was quoted as saying pedophile. Has, he said. If The okay chocolate up to two. Hundred percents and our joints I'm just saying. As a gentile man I don't think that I should be speaking on this. That's why probably safe for Julia Element has. He's one of the very few prominent Jewish athletes out there, so he speaks up with this, which is pretty much the only way. Anybody should ever be talking about racial issues or justice issues. He was just like hottest and nice and. Positive it was. It's not that hard, but the fact that he seems to be the only one who's done it so far making headlines. Yet. He even offered to go. Get a burger with the Sean Jackson afterwards. You can't nicer than that. He said we're going to have tough conversations and so nick I know. You have a lot of tough conversations is something that you think they should do? I have a lot of tough conversations and I've realized that really softens the blow to get a burger afterwards. PAVER set even. Don't leave without paying for it, yes. Yeah, I think yeah, I think it just takes a conversation, but I don't know if it needs to be I hope they record it or make it public private behind closed doors conversation. euthanizing Julian at Allman had to come out and say. What do you knock over? But did you happen? This is a faulty table. Able it's Hitler's Nabil's fall all right, nick. Everybody but mine. I don't like how many times we've said walk. You stole a Fried Chicken Sandwich. I didn't Steal Fried Chicken Sandwich a asked for one and left well. They center that can someone else? They got throw that out. That's a lost cause for small businesses at it's time nick. K. Yes you'RE MANIAC TO BE THE BAD guy here? Wrong. Wrong blame it on wrong. This. Are Going to be on the rundown. I I think we both did. I mean KFC pleasant surprise to see you I'm happy your ear. They're all. Took you long enough? Jesus fucking Christ. Guys got on Shiloh above. Lunatic getting a fold chess to real life tattoo four a movie role. Nick judges. I have a handful in. They're all pretty dumb How Pretty Pretty Dumb. I have a mom heart hate my mouth Dr that's like a dog. I I don't know. Do it. I don't really think of our law so Mike. Question was going to be like. Would you do this for a royal for content or something you would. Not to his extent, he's really like an actor. He's really marred his body for future roles. I'm worried about China because what his next role they're like. Hey, we need you to be Oscar Pistorius. What is going to lop off his legs? Being uneven. Giant I would put a pass. He's dedicated, yeah! Dedicated to it I. Don't think I. Don't think this is something to be worried about. I think this just means that he's dedicated to his craft. He's a method actor. They can take the tattoos off, so maybe he just really liked the tattoos. He was supposed to get every. Yeah. I guess you're right. I'm just a I I WANNA blame the casting director for this. You know that you're dealing with a lunatic. Let's cast him for some more tame roles. Oh, so you want like Shyla buffer around commerce from ship. Can you imagine that? The! Never See. You don't know. I. I think I think that nick might be onto something. I think Shyla above next to like like Jessica, Biel or something in a Rom. COM would totally plan. Transformers. That's basically what he was doing with Meghan, Fox. He was kind of the comedic relief so I. Guess He's just gone so wild in recent memory in recent years. I, totally forgot about that side of Are you attracted to shell about? Neck I mean. What about you? Casey He's got like a weird charm to in like. Did you watch him on hot ones with Sean Evans like when I was watching that I was like this dude got a weird sexy vibe to him still even as weirdest fuck is he is. See. That's the beauty of it. That's how nick gets laid. That's okay. Get slayed. Just the Weirdos who girls was like. No, but I'm GONNA fuck him. They think they can crack this rough exterior, but. You just gotTa. Go Out and get the whole chess nick. That's the next thing that you've got to do. That and then just tell everybody that. News. Is brought to you by macworld, and is the premium essential brand that believes in smart design, intriguing fabrics, the most comfortable underwear socks shirts, undershirts ody's sweatpants ever worn. I've been wearing them all throughout quarantine I. Don't plan on stopping back to regular life. I made the full switch to well and you should, too. You look good. You perform well On. It's comfortable. It's good for working. Working out going out going to work or just everyday life, they have a new line of silver, underwear and shirts that are naturally anti microbial, which means they eliminate odor, so you'll be comfortable, and if you don't let your first pair of underwear, you keep it and refund you right now. They have a loyalty program called Weldon Blue, which means level one. You get free shipping. To spend two hundred bucks, you get twenty percent on every order for the next year and you'll get new look at exclusive access to products, so if you spend two hundred bucks. You get twenty percents off the end of the year when to knack welding dot com slash. Twenty first order right now join the loyalty program at Mac Weldon Dot com slash rundown. Little bit of a more heavy news unfortunately in Hollywood. Neier Vera who was on glee is presumed dead, and it's the six member of this show. Or person be associated with this show to have died, so people are talking about gleed curse people are calling the final destination. I don't know what it is other than incredibly fucking tragic, but if if six people from Barstool of sudden died, I would be nervous is far. BORSTAL employees seem to live higher risk lives. I! Think so. What would this? Yeah like why pay? Maybe yeah, yeah, like their situations. There's a lot of travel, but the the glee thing is tragic and it's scary. Yeah just really awful. Casey. designation on radio because I feel like as insensitive as it sounds. If you are still alive, and you were on that show, you should probably be paying more attention to what's going on. It's a really sad story, but now nick has got me thinking about the barstool world like Nick. If you had to do a barstool death pool right now, who would you draft as number one? Who's wondering on your lesser? Number One and then skew the odds. Talk. I walked right into that one. Near. Jackson? WHO's next Johnny? Chart. Let's let's let's move on from the pool and the suicide doc. Johnny Depp Daca. My that royals in a big. Like a divorce, situation is X. Posted a picture of what he does for launch it's. Four lines of coke, a pint glass of whisky and a bag tobacco nick. You you ran out on your lunch so I can't ask you what you had. But have you ever had four lines of coca pike glass of rescued a bag of tobacco for much yeah, and the last thing I do is fall asleep or pass out so i. don't I don't know something's not adding up right? There was two pitchers. There was the table and then Johnny Depp, like passed out in his study which I don't doubt that Johnny Gusts out study on I. Just don't think he was after that that that much. Like on the bookshelf. Of that like you're not ripping for lines of cocaine and passing out on your bookshelf, which is not happening. But how cool! How? Big of a big shot. Do you have to be to have your own custom? With the pirates logo property rich. That's cool. Did it didn't get one of those for his birthday, didn't he? Get into 'em HFC custom box for his birthday. Johnny Depp does all right I'm just saying I mean we don't. If we don't pointed out. David pointed out, so somebody had to do it right. In front of that one. I'm sure when Dave watches the rundown tonight. About that yeah! But my favorite part of this whole thing is that the Internet sleuths are trying to disprove that. This picture is real because again like he's passed out after doing all this cocaine, but he hasn't. Drake is whiskey like? Why did you turn the driver's license upside down? It's I love the fact that the Internet's trying to prove Johnny Depp doesn't fucking party like having Johnny Depp's partying. Picture of I don't know it didn't make sense I could understand, but like I would have if you asked me what Johnny Depp Hazard for lunch every day, I would have set four lines cocaine, so I don't think this. Game I can't imagine. This is even putting a dent in his divorced trial. I'm sure the judge Jerry whatever is like Yeah, we know next topic. And obviously she's probably been involved in it to write her her outing that it's like okay. You're married to the guy or you shocked here. Like what are we supposed to long? Refer her and half of that whiskey for her. Like give me a break. Kabbani, Amber Heard For the after show here I story on the blog that I love habits. Get a good one that discipline while. British kid house, having a quiet Sunday beer with his friend, and it turned into a one way ticket to a visa is girlfriend has dumped him, but in a matter of six hours he went from like. Let's just go get a beer to raging in a visa. Which is something Have you ever done anything similar this? I've never been out of the country. I can't really relate this. This is the biggest city I've ever been in the I'm. This is all brand new to me. I would not do that now. I wouldn't drink on the Lord's Day Kevon Have you. Ever gone out for one, and it's turned into like you don't know where the fuck you are. Now Pretty Tame Guy. I second. that. I actually do believe it. I believe that guys like him art. You're so. You're so fucking crazy that you don't need. You don't need to get drunk. You don't need to do. Just I'll Simba civic glass of wine and read a book. Mass just that's my night and. I can't tell if he's full of shit or if he's telling the truth, either. One I would believe, but I will say Kevin. Named Casey for Awhile I've never been to a visa, but that was a nickname for me when I went to Croatia. I think that Nikei be need to go do yacht week. Can you imagine the two of them on Y'all week? Thoughts I get very sunburned. Now that that's where we went. Off Run now that I can say with one hundred thirty that came out of Knicks now is that he gets burned very badly. Yeah so I'm I'm passed. All right I think we're going to wrap it up here because I interested. I'm going to tell Rhone, because apparently, he's your keeper. And you do what he says I'm going to tell her own to make you go back to that place and I wanted to. Know what? Is He actually you're. Are you in Britney? Spears? Situation with Ron Right now joyce. You. Guys are cutting out I'll talk to. You guys lady twice. If you need our help, I'll see you guys guys around I got. 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Rashaan Evans returns to the DDFP!

NFL: The Dave Dameshek Football Program

36:18 min | 7 months ago

Rashaan Evans returns to the DDFP!

"I think he's like the new era bellichik Libyan friendly a lot younger He can he can relate a lot of the place you know a little better than we're Bella can because belly. His Age group is a lot older. Some of these guys damage football program available on Apple podcasts and at dot com slash. Now here's your host day damage. Shit I guess we should Take Rashawn Evans. His word seems to know what he's talking about. Where head coaches are concerned. Obviously he toiled with Nick Sabin down at Bama and making hey with with them titans in Nashville Tennessee. If you haven't heard about that it was quite a twenty nine thousand nine season especially come January and guess who ceded the my immediate left. Wouldn't you know it? It is the man himself. The guy who we really enjoyed kibitzing with now Nashville Tennessee around the draft back in spring of twenty. Nine thousand nine. It's Rashad Evans. How are you man? It'd be good to see here? I'm going to pick this. I'M GONNA don't don't bother them loud and clear and wait a second. You're not alone. Sixty six man. I got a little freya rare. This model mom we basically. This is my first son. This is my first call him Batman for right now. I'm still trying to figure out his personality to see the name sticks. But he's up on the table here on table. Yeah he's he's very eager to see what's going on right now he he's. He's a little bit. I think he took a nap just earlier. So you got a lot of energy right now all right. What kind of dog is he? He's a CANE CORSO. So get pretty big. Get UP TO BUY ONE THIRTY ONE. Forty minimum of so yeah. He's a big he's pretty he's going to be bigger than some place kickers. Hey so is. Is doggy here? Batman makes his way around the the thing. I'M GONNA vote. This is a maybe a hot take. I would rather than Batman go number two the number one news to weaken. It'll stink join up a little The one guy you know. That's that's going to be a mess and I don't want to be responsible for that. He's got a full afternoon. I don't you jump off now. Batman them you think he could flower cool man. Real bad man Campbell. I unless he gets on his His his bat wings. Let's talk to you. Were shot and like I say eventful. I guess what nine ten months since last week it. It's over there in Nashville Tennessee and had a had a grand time. And I guess. Let's talk about January first of all and it really began in the wild card round with the with the tremendous upset and foxborough. And we're talking about verbal. What does that guy? Because that was what a lot of people were talking about that. Game like Fray Bible is immune to the intimidation ballot. Check imposes on most head coach. They'd variable have any special insights about like. Here's what we need to do to win this. This you know like you say I think he is immune to that. I mean He. He's one of those guys where he's going to take something like that that gain their top again. You'RE GONNA take it personal like this is. This is this type of game. You leave everything on a feel They've they say whatever they said about your mother about your father. Whatever it is about your family find stuff like that. They kind of get you to the point where you're ready to run through a wall. So I mean he the the fate. He's able to do that. Man I think. That's that's very unique to because you know it's it's very hard to get guys to WanNa play for you and I feel like he's done that these past two years You know even even when he first came in his first year we were still trying to figure out a true identity as a team. And I feel like we've started doing that now this year and you know he's he's let everybody that way it's interesting to that The titans ownership you don't hear them complimented the same way that Andy Reid gets complimented for. Pull LISTEN THEY. Alex Smith Alex Smith was fine. He had that tight that chiefs team go into the play offs and everything else and they're like. Yeah good but mahomes better same thing. Is Jim Harbaugh way back? Wednesday and Alex Smith Good Colin Kaepernick better. And that's the same sort of dynamic that went on in Tennessee a couple of years ago. You'RE A playoff team with malarkey in there like good. Let's get even better as you look back on that where you like. What what are they doing? This feels like the right movement is filled like the right. Move me ever since I got paid. Just remember my first encounter with variable the first encounter was when he first put on a pat and we went one on one with you so you can tell just how our relationship obviously I wha if I did win I I'll probably win. Well that's an interesting choice. Calculate like I know I have no other choice to win. But he's he's one of those guys like he he likes tough guys guys that you know. They want their love the play football aggressive that are physical because that's that's his personnel. So that's how it kind of how we kind of Joe you know. As far as player to coach both both of us physical guys we ray Ray aggressive couple times. I mean I mean we don't. We don't wrestle with each other. So I mean is you know is a very unique relationship. I had when a minute. It's been amazing to to get coast spa but it's interesting. Though that the calculation is like I can't whip him too bad because it's still the had to leave him with his dignity a- yeah no doubt. I mean you beyond the true in that point I. It's in that. Didn't that set in when we were going one on one with these other I had. I was not even thinking about that. I was trying to literally squashing demolished in front of the coaches. But you gotta think he's a big guy too. He played in the League. I mean so you're not going to be able to do that but you know The fact I was able to go one on one with them was able to show my skills say was able to. You know be able to have that opportunity to be able to showcase my building in front of them. That's the reason why I'm here today. And then another thing that he did or the coaching staff and and beyond did was pull the trigger mid October. And say again. Mario data is good. Tannahill gives us a chance to even better. At what point did you guys start to feel it like you know what we're legitimate playoff contenders here? Man a beyond it kind of didn't even rain to we got into the playoffs like We really want even thinking about it. It was more of like we knew we had to win as many games as possible and as consistently as possible as we can because we started out tuna for you know at that point. Everybody thinks that you know you're not even GonNa make the playoffs. You start at two and four deaths on. We were able to change that stuff around. Change the mindset change. Just you know Nevada around Dogs Ation. You know when you lose games. Everybody from the the owner to the janitor feels bad like everybody just funk when everybody wins not atmosphere's totally different people. WanNa get wake up in the morning. Come come to work and do those so even from that man. I just feel like you know from that to afford to be in in the playoffs. It was it was like a blur. It was more of US trying to figure out what we needed in order to win those close games because a lot of those guys were really close. Was there a feeling though that it was the guy at the trigger that it was Mario vs Tannehill or I? It seemed to me that I hate the PAT myself on the back with. Spaghetti confirmed for me. I think I might even told you this rashawn when we it's I thought the move was Tannehill and I thought that he was a punch line a little bit because of the Miami stuff but he was a potential savior if in the right situation and then once those young receivers you guys got just wait till. Aj Round really hits his stride that that offense is going to be scary and then you get in there you go up to Foxborough. Was there a moment when you're warm up out there an hour hour and a half before the game and during the game at any point where like bill ballot? Check over there well. That's Tom Brady about eight feet across the line of screw from do you have those moments or youtube focused in. I'll have moments beyond. Well I kind of I kind of had a little bit of that moment when I I play Tom Brady my rookie season We were able to come out with a win but you know from that point on. It was more like like I want I want to. I wanted to in his career. I WANNA destroy situation. I don't even want to be with them to be whenever we played. I don't even want to think that you know it's GonNa be a complete blowout. I want them to actually have you no respect for for the Tennessee Times. But you know I knew that was something that had to be earned. It is did have that feel earned by the fourth quarter. It was like the titans aren't going to beat Patriots and they're breaking. They're breaking their speared. I Like I say about his dignity. Did have a vibe of like man they just they just truck them specifically was Derrick Henry. Who by the way? You're you're matriculated with down there in Tuscaloosa. Do you agree with my opinion on this. I've told him to his face. 'cause 'cause you know. I don't Jive people and I'm not. I'm not like that's not my way to do that. I told Carrie that he underachieved in high school because he got tackled a couple of times. Whoever tackled that guy? Can you imagine me at sixteen trying to tackle appointed? 'cause I mean if you look Have you put his patriots? Osco pitching you put his pitcher now. Almost identically right here. It's really weird to know a high school player to be that big that fast as strong at that point and still be able to. Not only you know gradually get better but just surpass all of the expectations. You think that you have at that point. 'cause I mean he's on almost every level he's been elite? He's he's brought to high school record in high school. He went to college one heisman. He's been he's been in. Nfl Now he's he's the leading rusher Despacito it's kind of like you know this guy The Sky's the limit for him. How great he can be nothing like he just getting started for the. He's now filling those three or four years that he's had I feel like now he's really truly getting that recognition that I think he he so long for for for for for the longest. I didn't think he I'll tell you I again no jive. I didn't think he was going to be a great. Nfl runner. Because I thought it took him half a step to get this off from the outside looking in I saw. I saw how that could be the case just because of you know. He had for him being a heisman. Trophy winning going to the NFL. Your expectations are very high. You expect him to be able to perform at that level. If not better immediately so I could definitely see how that could be the case and but at the same time looking from the From the inside looking out of you know there's so many things that play into how God perform gotTa Really Look at you know the you know schemes that he's and you've got to look at how the relationship between him and the coaches how how his environment has allowed to do with a lot of those things and finally. I feel like you're all came together man when braves came in Raves. Was able to bring kind of kind of brain Mazda back out of them. You know from Obama. You know when i Mazda came out you saw a couple times even from you know the year before you saw a couple of times what he could do you saw from the Jaguars game how dominant he could be. And then now you see from this past year what exactly what it looks like when it comes altogether so You know just the fact that he's had this year I've late. He can use this momentum going into the next year like I know he will and do you think he goes. Tannahill gets tagged in Henry Gets long-term or vice versus at Allen and company or asking Evans for his insight. Like you like you were matter. I mean I don't make any decisions but am my in my fantasy where I would I would definitely be. John buys me. I gotta go my God first. You gotTa Pamper is going to give him. We get deserves. That's fair you get you get you get those two those two back there. Everything else is limited so last thing for it because you're a busy man that they do and TV and all that is a Baltimore Ravens. My suspicion is what you tell me. You know better than I do with how you just shut that down. Was it the second look at it or was it? Simmons and Casey is that. Is that the key detail that you guys had those two guys right in the middle there or was it Evans. Or what you guys are doing collectively or is it something that everybody is going to be able to look at the tape and now do that in twenty twenty and slowdown. That Ravens Office is kind of a combination of it. All I will say more. It's kind of like sixty forty to sixty s more of just the fact that you know you. GotTa have those those those guys that you know that. Want to get to the ball that WANNA go. Full every play order to get the job done. Because you know you've got guys get paid a lot of money. Sometimes you know they know that they can get a segue they can get a tackle that stat line of good. You know what I'm saying so I feel like just the guys are on. Our team won't really really really care about that stuff. Man I mean beyond some of the guys on the team that should be you know the publicize more you know. Just the Mosit- of team I feel like that's the mazing thing in the blessing itself because you guys that truly don't even really care about being recognized. That's the trick code by Dan the lock. Nobody cares I mean. We've we've been expected to go with three and thirteen at one point one guy. I forgot his name but so in that. In that savvy kind of bills more of a a camera street for guys become closer now we against us against the world everybody that thinks that that whereas at Times Jersey thinks that we're mediocre not the fact that we played a league that we get paid just as much as some of these other guys in the League as well but just the fact that we wanted Tennessee Titans Jersey. So why don't we go out there and change the there is? There's not a ton of history after Steve McNair in some good teams and everything. But yeah you're right. I I always laugh at the last quarter century like no one outside. The locker room believes in us when the patriots as like people believe in you. You're the titans you know after Thanksgiving of twenty nineteen. Nobody believed about it. I realize that nobody believes in it but the game of football we. We love stuff like that. It gives you a different edge and it definitely makes the game a lot fun now because now you're like okay if they feel this way and I know that I can change that change that narrative to the point where I can make you a believer. That's that's what you live for. You live to be able to make those people that that said all those things about you to be able to eat. Their words and I felt like a lot of times in a lot of those things that they say we we. We let them eat so just to go back with the forty on on on the Mark Jackson and the Ravens. I I feel like Lamar. Jackson is definitely one of those elite quarterbacks in the League I definitely say just from his feet alone e- is probably one of the. Best I've seen on my opinion You know in in the past decade Just just on the fact of his. He has probably one of the most unique abilities as a quarterback because he I feel like he's more athletic running the any other runningback. I've seen it's eight or and he never gets alone up. He never takes a shot. He knows exactly when to go down. High wants you to hear him and he wants to hit you as far as his moves. And all that so You know a guy like that a good good thing. That very was telling me he was telling me about You know keeping him contained you can keep him contained and not worry so much about tackling him one on one U. S. collectively as a defence Worry about him. Going sideline to sideline. Yeah Keep Him. Stay right so grass faster than anybody else in the League. So if you can keep him from eating up those strikes You know it's it's very unique to see a guy that fast and that would that type ability you know in real life like realized situation. I didn't realize how fast he was until I got up on them. And then you're like okay the hype Israel so talking some of those those healers. Db's after Super Bowl forty five. They're like I knew. Aaron Rodgers had a big arm. I didn't know until I was on the field. Like whoa that ball by me. More quick must have been like that in the AFC title game. Two for you guys. Actually you took down that mahomes team. Look Man I would say in that situation man. It's funny how you win the first game and then you come into the second game you lose it when it matters but at the same time you gotta give respect when respect is due. Patrick Mahomes is you know. He's he's every bit of what people hype 'EM UP TO BE. He's A. He's a hell of a quarterback You know I can be buys and be like God. There was some things that we could. We did to stop that you know to stop the game and make it a different Situation where we up and they score so I mean you could say all those names better at the same time man. I mean those guys they they. They definitely came to play that game. You know it was a blessing in amazing experience for me to be able to have that experience. I know what it feels like to win. I know the feels like Louis. I know it feels like being as championship. So I'M GONNA take every bit of that into next year to know that you know it is not about how you started. Definitely how you finish You understand that you know everything else everything else. It comes learn that now. Yeah now you guys. You guys are going to be hard. It's going to be hard to break your will any future November and December after this experience. Go Man I could With you for another hour but you go do fancy TV stuff in. The meantime was really fun watching the J. Wary. Come on you personally and watching the team make it to run after we got the kids with you. Back there now bill. Happy Fauria and and Batman. Here he's slow. That means he's comfortable all right. Go ahead there John Evans. And by the way Batman or Iron Man. Who would win in a fight? I'm be honest with you. I think are man because he just because of all the technical stuff. How would you get through that but the thing about I would say as far as everybody else? I feel like everybody else loves Batman. More than do iron man to be honest with you. Because he's more of a site. I like Batman. Yeah you know what I'm saying is so rich smart. Both Rhys Mar guys. I mean so. It was kind of kind of hard not to like both of them. I say Batman got is Rashad Evans. Everybody THERE GOES. He said it all. Thanks for the time is always and Batman. Yeah no Duh. Good luck with the cross country. Flight there well. There he goes Rashad Evans. He still is one of my favorites. I was too fast though Spaghetti. You know you hit a lot of topics verbal brady. Derrick Henry Tannehill Hill mahomes large action. You've got everything and kept on kibbutz in you'll be well in fact SPEC SPAGHETTI. You can confirm as he was walking in. I knew we didn't have a ton of time so I hit as many subjects as I could with one is. If you are a listener you may recall that we visited or Evans and I visited a Zach's B.'s in Nashville and there was a cook behind the counter coup and he went wild. Everybody went wild to see Rashad Evans. These titans fans in Nashville Tennessee of course but especially a guy named ESPN behind the counter and he was shouting stuff at Evans and Evans was yellen back to him and at some point. Rashawn said I'll get you tickets for a game. I can tell you're a legit fan and I asked him did you ever hear from. Espn again and he said he did and he did get ESPN tickets. What a Great Guy Rashad Evans. He's an awesome guy not even shocked that he got the tickets and that guy was really hardcore fan. It was it was cool to see him white up when he came into the back area. The kitchen he was just talking with her Sean and just showing how much this has been a lifelong titans fan so really good job. I want and get into a game. This year and oddly. It was probably a great season to go see a really good team. So hopefully they some special in there in Nashville. I do suspect or you hope that you just sounded like you're giving Peoria no because I've been because I've been saying this is the theme of of me this whole year and talking about the The best story of the season and I always said the titans are one of the stories. Because you switch the quarterback. They haven't likeable team. Very was a likable guy as a coach. And I like when there's new teams involved instead of the old guard. Get rid of the old guard bringing the new guard. I'm I'm all for titans being one of the powerhouses but speaking of old new d. like their old white hat uniforms or do you like the. Navy I like to I like the currents they. They're one of the few teams that have updated and made their Jersey more modern. And I think that when they have right now is really good. I like all variations of it I know that. The buccaneers today. Put out a little teaser video. So we'll see what it looks like they're gonNa be read. I think they're going to go back to the red with maybe a cream skulls with alternate everybody want the cream cycle. What the what the titans though there. They have a lot of sword themes mythology based kind of team name and they're sort but why don't the pant stripes? Why aren't they still have become no charges? That had the the ball soared on the pan. Underrated Lulu it's underrated at the titans. Jersey they use two different shades of blue. And that's I can't think of off the top of my head on the same uniform that uses it that. I know the argonauts right in similar fashion to that foul one of those teams has two shades of green. Which is a bold stroke. It doesn't exactly work but I think the well love it. Love it spaghetti you. Oh before I ask you about Your weekend one other thing I ask for Sean about that. Football fans may care about is he was talking about being fiery a player trash talker as he was as he was getting in. The chair said so did rebel say anything before the game when he trash talk on. Balaji said he's a trash talker. That's what he does and then it was personal for him so it was personal for us. So that's what he that's what he had to say about the ballot. Check stuff. He didn't go into any specific detail. Although that would have been fun I mean that old man. How would have been funny? How many times was able caught in the sidelines like cursing at an appointing opposing player or coach? Wherever the guy you could tell that he has not fully transitioned from like a player to strictly just a coach. He still has the player mentality on that field. Fired up his guy so I definitely will believe what we're Sean Evans says. I'm sure that his speeches were you know they probably can't be replicated on this podcast. I'll say this and as a as a little quick Analogy and also a muzzle tuft Adam Karol and the Adam. Corolla show now on at the time of this recording. Eleven year anniversary of podcasting really one of the one of the the forefathers of the podcasting medium that everybody is in now I think they're seven people in the continental. Us that don't currently participate on a podcast. One place or the other but Corolla was was one of the very first if not the first to really break big in that and like. I say he'll eleventh anniversary of that. And we're still enjoy Yup with him on good sports which plays on the Adam Corolla show most days and but you know he always said that program directors uncreative people always say like when he when Corolla was young or when he wasn't you know when he was breaking on his old show with Dr Drew Love Line that the program directors would get in his ear and they thought they were being creative by saying like you gotta speak like the kids speak so that your relatable and Corolla was wise enough to say now. I don't care if I talk like them. They will see through that what they want is authenticity. It doesn't make a difference what age you are matters if you're authentic and people will pick up on that at any age and I think that's exactly right. I think that's the trick with with stuff like Yup and into a microphone like Corolla but head coach to right. I think that Andy Reid wins the superbowl. He certainly not relatable as like. Hey let's line up and go across from each other Rashaan Evans. I don't think Andy Reed's doing that anytime soon. But you can tell the players love him because he seems to be authentic. Sell thoroughly those guys himself. It would seem dead. Rashawn made the last year national. It's actually when he said that. Bray rebel is like the new age. Check Sabin guy because he has seen kind of mentality as them but he's a bit younger and he relates to them more and I think with players that goes a long way you want to Not only a players coach you know not just a guy pat on your back but a guy you could almost relate to and you guys in God that you trust because he did play in the League So yeah you could be the Andy Reid. Bill belichick tight. That's super smart. Great play caller every scheme and you can put the guy's invitation to every week but I think a lot of players in this league now especially these guys who were born in the you think about in the two thousands they want a guy they is more cl- closer to them in age and they could trust because I think players may like the guy did play in the league and was a name. I kind of agree with that. Andy Reid is an older guy and Pete Carroll is an older guy and bill belichick is an older guy and what I've picked up and nobody directly for record. Nobody ever has sat in this studio or in the Green Room. One on one with me she APP. And with no microphones on no players. Ever said Oh it's miserable in Foxborough. It's it's such an unfunny thing but you do get the vibe of the rules and you know as long as you leave all the nonsense at the door when you get to the facility and focus on football that trade off is I. Yeah we'RE GONNA be in contention the win the Super Bowl. We do this but you do get a whiff of. It's not Super Fun every day. There you do get that sense when you talk to the titans about the chiefs about Andy Reid in the seahawks about Pete Carroll that it's a more fun atmosphere and in the age of free agency you know. I wonder how these next couple of months ago and you know for for the record. Tom Brady has still yet to commit to the Patriots although I do still think he winds up that back here. He's the big chip Ben Rothlisberger as. I'm sure you saw over the weekend. He threw a nice and easy. He threw it. That's all right. You know what though I the all of Steelers fans across the world went wild for just went wild for because that is the ticket for them to be a legit Super Bowl contender in twenty twenty s rothlisberger. And without it we go back and listen to our last podcast. In fact if you want clarification all the hot takes out there from some national voices are a little weird. The the the weird assertions and assumptions being made about what the steelers want. What Rothlisberger is going to do but SPAGHETTI? I took the gang to Momo's in town. Mohmand pop opera in town and so I took them and all four kids to Disneyland and we went around Star Wars and we did the whole thing it was just dynamite but on the way down there we were we were just you know yapping about this that and the other about work and the name Eddie Spaghetti came up and both pat. Both my parents said You'll you'll be surprised to learn that for some reason year. Performance is somehow related to me. You know like any Spaghetti's really good. You've really done a good job with him. That's my that's my responsibility. That you that you do a good job have nothing to do with your performance but but anyway Mazal Tov on that professional note from from Momo but more importantly she said it looks like his girlfriend is beautiful each she is she really that beautiful in person because she certainly looks to be and I said she's a she's very attractive and he said yeah because she because I mean Eddie's nice looking but I mean she's really beautiful. How does that complement. It's not a great comedy and I I would agree. You're not especially attractive. But I I definitely disagree with that. I currently I've I've been better in better shape but you're attractive so at your peak so you feel at your peak for the long haul that you two are good match you guys. Limi- like just pure to the to the eyeball. Yeah I now. I'm just about like it's like when you and Jada walk down the street rather and stranger see you go by because you've played this game. I'm sure with your friends like what what's she doing with that lump without lump that. Kinda guy you feel. What do you think people say when you and Jada? Walk down the street my best. I think if people saw S- they would go. Let's make sense fine. I really think that actually do all right. I'm going to have to take a poll on that now around the office. At least I don't know I'm GonNa not today we're in. We're in sweats and like you know. I'm just came off an airplane and in the past or if I dress upbringing occasion you know. Fix the hair. I asked Jada this but this one might hurt though a little bit because she if she has to confront reality she might be like you know what Momo asks a good question you know. Maybe maybe I could do better. Is that a worry for you know. I'm pretty confident. Okay I think the the the personality and my humor my Smarts it saves me. Wow wait personnel humoring smart. You got a lot going for you. I think so How was you went off to Florida with your parents? How were they those great? It was great to get back down. There haven't been in like six years since my college Spring break and to just be on the water the the main difference far too looks like California and the beach area but the difference is the humidity and its way hotter down there on. Fortunately there's a lot of rain but but the rain comes and goes you're sitting Tiki bar having some Some fruit drinks. And it's It's very fun to to be down there and last thing is did you think it was appropriate for me to bring the dog for the dog. Sit on the council on the on the table here. Do we just broke. Fun is history. There was the first time I think dogs ever been on the table in any NFL media in that studios here in culver. So I think we it's. It's a historic day for us. Hey Mina kimes brings her dog lenny. Show her show and look how well she's doing. So maybe we can Bask in that reflect. This is pretty funny to Sean. Travel with his His dogs you said it's fairly new so I guess he has to be with the dog and train it and he's just walking around the campus. Today I just realized something though. He named it Batman Right. Shouldn't he named it like Bruce? Wayne is not a better name for a dog. Every I mean I think if you name a dog to names I think is really really. Funny Bruce Wayne root like a full name. Bruce Wayne's hilarious. I always thought it'd be funny to name a dog lefty there because you don't know if he's left because he is right you know that'd be fun going okay my if. I got a dog. My Dog's name Hank for Henrik Lundqvist. Oh okay not for handsome hank that I mean that too I think. Congratulations on Chris Kreider it's the rangers are going to be good in two to five years. Congratulations on that in advance. I think they're going to be ready very soon. Best reason why they kept them in the time. Marlow and everyone Rigas and meantime Cherie Koller me excited for for the postseason in the NHL this year. Oh it's GonNa be Great. I know everybody's getting geared up for Lakers and clips and nuggets and box and all that but NHL is going to be a lot of fun to all right. Oh the last thing is Football related note is Dak Prescott. Stay and his agent have not spoken to Steven Jones and company. Today started the season today. Steven Jones said they have not spoken to since September. So this looks like it'd be a power play from the cowboys to get him to sign that tag. Do you really think that that that. Because if Dad Prescott moves. That's Tom Brady. Moves to Dallas and Danny place with a where there would be a perceived incumbent like deck. That's what's really going to set the craziness off. The dominoes are going to start moving fast and furious if Dak is not their guy for next year then then who knows what I mean. Where's DOC GONNA wind up? I mean maybe New England I guess the place for him is of course for a team that does not should not be wasting a year to get up to speed with. A quarterback is the aforementioned where I've put Tom Brady any number of times already. The Los Angeles chargers makes so much sense in the world. Right doesn't that attack was available. Automatically is the best quarterback on the market bad better than better than rivers Brady. Whoever that's a strong statement spaghetti is it that strong competition. I mean. I guess you make well name-brand right. He'll be expensive but he's young. He's he had a great season. I mean he's A. I agree with you but I bet you there some. You could find somebody who would say I'd rather have teddy be at the end. I bet you could find not not pundits but you could find a head coach out there who say I'd rather have teddy bridgewater than Dak Prescott. I don't because he's just he's nice and safe but Dak is so versatile and you know he played in a while. I guess this year isn't that tough. I mean if he goes to a team like the charges he goes to a team like even the bears. Which I'm still because their defense in the running backs to goes to a team like the raiders I think of one of those teams that have pieces and have enough Castrates or have enough draft picks to to move forward in in compete. I mean I'll be happy. Is the giants finish out of the NFC EAST? I can tell you that. But I mean whenever team he joins. They're gonNA improve them. There's no way around it. It's weird also the news about Derek Carr is that he's a he's a really good fit for their heirs would be interested in Derek Carr. And what would that mean and Derek than I assume? Sign off on being part of a competition the assumption that we always hear from David cars is that he's going back or not going back. But he's moving from the East Bay of California to To Las Vegas along with Gruden but we'll see what happens there and again if Tom Brady or Dak moves to one of those open position I mean cam is out there all. This is going to be such a fun fun. What like five weeks. We have coming up here. Because what's Today the twenty fourth twenty four so yes. We're you know to less than three weeks away from the start of legal tampering. One of the great one of the great terms all sports in the twenty first century. All right so that's eight. Great thanks to Rashad Evans by the way. Go back and listen to. I mentioned podcasts. Last week go listen to our one with Kyle Long. I thought that was great. We We had a little more time with Kyle. and Got To talk about the state of the bears as we transition from twenty nine thousand nine into two thousand twenty. Mitchell trubisky all that stuff and Kyle like his brother Chris. One of the great delights in pro football to so so. Do yourself a favor and The DDS P A solid gold. And listen to that one comment raid all that jazz and we'll talk with you later in the week. I don't know Matt money. Smith he's in Indianapolis is we. Maybe we'll see if we can check in with him at some point. I don't know I have a devil-may-care attitude if you can't tell we'll see what happens and we hope you'll check it out one way or the other until then. Thanks so much. Football fans spent a thin slice of heaven.

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Ep 82 - Is Jon Snow Gona Smash Er What?

The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

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Ep 82 - Is Jon Snow Gona Smash Er What?

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The one ever written shutdown ever. Yeah. Now once the ones of dollars. So going back to this shit. Yeah. Feels like I'm in middle school again affiliate can walk around with a backpack that's way too heavy. Yeah. I'm wearing like some stupid American Eagle low or something like that. You got a hell in notes and skateboards. Yeah. Exactly. S. Superman S I will straight up doodling last night, my guy. Yeah. Just crushing some doodles. Oh, yeah. Doodling. So I'm I'm doing I feel fucking stupid as I'm doing this new acting class. I'm not gonna fucking bore you guys with stories from this shit. But I got I got to tell you about this, this one thing, the first thing that happened yesterday. Very first thing. Get to this class k recording right? Okay. The free meal, conceal. The first thing you get to this class. So it's like twelve people or something in the class. And the very first thing we do is an exercise okay in this space leaders. She's teachers big on like marking yourself. So figuring out like what, what you can get cast as doing that, like, really focusing on that too, because that that'll take you to wherever else. You wanna go right, right, apparently Brad Pitt dot big because he looked like a Cowboys, who's just doing cowboy shit forever. And then he got so big that it was like, all right. You can do whatever you want now. All right. So that's the thing right? So the exercise was you fucking introduce yourselves to the class. And then you sit down, so you say, hey, what's up? You look everyone and you sit down facing the other way. Okay. And they have to they have to yell all the things that they the first impressions. And you write everything down. Okay. Okay. So it's basically like it's basically, like what you could play like how they see you like anything. Good car mechanic. You could be a good cop. Right. Right. I see you as like a seventies. Rocker chick. You're like a groupie like that sort of. Right. So we do it like four people and every single person before me. It's like it's like, yeah, I see was like a like a intelligence like business exact like a woman in charge, right? Oh, you're like a, a great like a like a young mom like fantastic. Professor. That's all. I see you a computer hacker whenever I go up. Hey, guys, Cody, I'm Cody nice to meet you. I sit down very first one influenced, sir. And I'm sitting there like are you fucking kidding me? I gotta change my whole life. You say that's the thing a method actor. I've been method acting as an influence or for about five years now. Everyone thinks that I'm sort of an internet funny guy, and they just don't understand. It's one big experiment. So I'm really glad to hear you say that. Yeah. No. Honestly, you nailed it as exactly what I wanted you to say. Yeah. I'm going for it. Yeah. Actually, I've kind of the puppets. Petir. Maybe clearly I've watched the Justice special the way I'm speaking there. Okay. Let me read read the rest of the go for it. This is this is the real fucking list. Okay. Influence, her, bam house TJ, nice specifically car influence her fucking, literally said that says dude and bro. Allot. Match a startup. Okay. Bully in highschool. Okay. Beer pong. Nice gym teacher. Likable douche sells coke in the bathroom. That was the last one, and then, like, great thanks and I'm like, I'm just rose in the Doug shit, Eddie. You roasted me dude. And they're like clapping, they're like good job until fucking clapping. You just destroyed myself, esteem for like, ten solid minutes, now I gotta go sit down and be happy with this shit. I got to change my whole look now I got a sell all my clothes. Yeah. You can say goodbye to the fucking knees. Yeah. They're see my knees for the last time. No more. I'm going to buy. I'm gonna go to a banana Republic become my hair short visits cash. I'm going business casual now, and I want, I'm going to be I'm going to be like a smart bartender or something. Nice. Yeah. With the old shit. You should get some chevelle hair product while you're at it too. I'm gonna go on their own a gun there just for that part. And then when they get done, I would just want to start crying. Like like hard. Like a start weeping and then just like oh, yeah. Crybaby. Crybaby you could be like a little snitch just keep crying and crying beat them out until they like, don't get the exercise anymore. And then when I get them all, and they start consoling me I can just stand up and go fucking pranked dude, franked, who's the influence or now bitch. I don't need this, right? Here is a camera here. Look right to the teacher. I don't need this fucking class. I just got an A later. Peace homie, I can't believe influencers versa may say brutal that slit, sock, which is become everything. I've hated there's that. But also, I'm a I'm gonna give I'm gonna give you like a little bit a. Little bit of benefited that of the doubt gas me up a little bit. I guess you have a little bit and give you a little octane right here. I think on one hand. Yeah. Maybe they're right. But also, I actors don't always strike me as the most of to date on just pop culture, Hearn events you ever talked to an actor and they're just grossly like out of touch. You're experienced I mean. Yeah. So what I'm saying is, I think they're coming from a place where you remind them of someone on their Facebook. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're saying, I'm a Facebook influence her. No better. No. One of saying is what they're pulling from is their local experience. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're due to, like, spear pong. Yeah. Oh, man guy with blond. Yeah. Guy with haired. Do your totally a beer pong guy. Motherfucker what? Because I got okay. Yes, sir. Know what I'm saying kind of. Yeah. It it's, it's I can't it but it's also like it's a little bit like sobering because it's like note that's you nailed it. You did what do you mean influencer as much as we fucking? We are as much as we laid to say it fucking are. Yeah. So what else coke in the bathroom? I sell coke in the bathroom, sometimes getting I don't. But I do say dude, I do say bro a lot. I do play beer pong. Yeah. They nailed it. It's just like a sobering look at yourself. You're like, damn, this is what I looked like this is why I look like. I want to go in there and just say horrible shit. Some guy says Sanders computer hacker pedophile. Rapist. Whoa. Oh, definitely date rapes. Yeah. Definitely you fucking poisoned chicks, dude, Mercer. He got a Bill Cosby vibe. You'd be the next Bill Cosby for sure I'm like, shut up, man. It's you. All you see that. I'm white so Corrine, Corrine. Like a gross disgusting fucking creep. You fucking weirdo gross that you owe on this guy up skirt videos on the subway. That's this guy. Yeah. Totally her. Oh, you're like a fucking gross. Little peeping time. Definitely dude, definitely. Oh my God. Always hold on. Hold all coming to me. Southern bell. No incest, monster. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Do that's that's you girl. You fuck your dad. Yeah. Oh, Cam girl. Sure. But not like a good one. Broke one. You know what I'm saying, like no one likes to see you on your Camden, your Cam sucks. Like max three gamers. Always, yeah. Failed Cam girl for sure. Oh my God homeless. Definitely homeless. You could are you homeless. You could easily be homeless. Just rude shit. Definitely background dude. Just only back, right? Yeah. You'd be insane extra. Y'all a little harsh back there. Oh my God. Definitely a person that shows lose weight. See. I can't believe they'd say that about you, Cody, I can't believe they get you like that was the last one, the last one should lose weight. Oh, yeah. Definitely. You should. You could play a guy that it's like going on a diet or like definitely don't want it. I don't want it. Or just weird niece rose do with bad ankles. Yeah. Like kinda like fat ankles. Yeah. Dude with kind of fat ankles deaths. You man. You definitely fall down. A lot in the script. Yes. Should be your thing. As basically what it was. That's what the exercise was is Rosen kinda was a little bit. I felt like a little bit. I felt weird. Did anyone else is bad as you not really? That was the thing. So you got it the worst. I definitely got it the worst man. Yeah. Yeah. I mean like there was like, you know, there was the occasional like dude who got up where they're like. Oh, yeah. Like definitely computer programmer, you're like the nerd at the company, blah, blah, blah. I mean that's not so bad. There's wait. Yeah. You're like the guy that nobody likes your house DJ. How's, how's DJ is extremely local thing to say in my opinion? I don't know why. Yeah. House DJ, okay. Really think about that phrase. Yeah. That can only refer to, to yes, though a less. Oh. You know what I mean? Look at who's a DJ now fucking. It's all doodles mass marshmallow AT alliens, like everyone's got a mask up there. Oh, yeah, I could see you in a mask for sure. Yeah, you should definitely go a mask on. I can see you blowing up with a different face. You could go huge dude with a different face though. Yeah. Change what you got. Because that's. As it is terrible. No. That's one of our is going to be a sketched. It's just has to be what it is. That's gotta be a sketch now. I think the I think what was going to say earlier is teacher leaving too much. Silence. Like in between the statements. Yeah. And someone go right every time if someone's about to say something glaucoma. That's great. What is what is? Let me ask you this class. What is an actor's job? What is their job? Two. What is your job thing? Whatever say, just think about that. What is her job? Do you do? Act people? Two. Known in there can get a word in a single. That's what I was going to stop. That's the problem you speak before. You think I said think about it because what you do in the same. Are you? Grabbing their face spitting all over it. Damn dude. I don't know if I could survive an acting class, they seem really dramatic. I mean, it's, it's yeah, it's, it's I don't know. This is the stories. I hear I hear they're pretty dramatic. Yeah. I mean. Depending. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't really know. It's like it's really hard to explain but I, I like. Doing shit. That's different from the shit that we do you know, like it's it is good. Because I feel like now we've kind of been doing this shit so long. You kinda just like fall in a rhythm o- hundred percent. We're traveling with very whoever each other, or like our people. We like him, then we come back, we make shit. Yeah. And we're not really like working with tons of other different people in something. So it's like kind of nice to get out and just like force yourself to like fuck and interact with people. You don't know. Yeah. Total, this is not a situation. I'm like, really that comfortable. And I realized I'm not like a not like type person at all. Like in that group. It's like thirty people like I probably was the most quiet. I'm like the most reserved them just like, I don't know. Like I'm not often enough to just be like right away till cracking jokes shit like cracking jokes in front whole fucking class. Did you own for saying, I'm just not going to maybe maybe like in a year? Yeah. Yeah. If you know what I'm saying? Now I do I I'm the same way. I like to sit back and read the room and then shoot. But I mean in that where you, you feel like you just want to write it off. They may meet a few people that will start to open up kind of thing. I'm like I like a yeah. Yeah. Not here that hundred percent. I. I feel like wanted to do something a little bit different Guinot onstage. Someone else has been telling you about this was maybe to do stand up again. But just like fucking, the geography of LA sucks. So much dick because we could do more week. I feel like we could. But since I've got back, I just count all the time driving traffic and the distance. We have to travel like in the time. It makes no fucking sense. I just to get here. It takes forever like an oh, Jessica here. Yeah. It it on a good day. No. What I'm saying and it just. I don't know it, it it frustrates. You gotta go to go to New York and just do for a month. Yeah. That's, that's what a lot of people do go New York. And then just drill stand up. Yeah. You can get up a lot of different places. Yeah. But that's one of the things they say in that in the Anthony Justin like episodes of the Joe Rogan has by that was the first episode of Joe Rogan. I've listened to in a long fucking time from start to finish. Yeah. Yeah. That dude is just so like classic him Joe. Yeah. He's just so him. Yeah. Yeah. He's no matter how many fucking no matter how many times he gets Memed. No matter how big gets I feel he's just always going to be. Yeah. Which is kind of like, not he's comfortable who he is. Yeah. Exactly. Like telling you like thirty minutes and he's talking about fucking monkeys again. Yeah. And chimpanzees and they're like they're like, thirsts for, for blood because they're like riven like vengeful animals or something like that. They care. Fairness a lot. Yeah. It seems like going on this thirty minute monologue about chimpanzees. This is just one of the fucking memes. He doesn't care. He doesn't give a shit fuck and you can't, especially when you're him. But one of the things that he says, is, is he was like, yeah, like when you're a big comedian like that he's like he couldn't tell who, who just does shows there's with their audience. Yeah. And who does comedy clubs? Yep. Yep. 'cause if you just do keep doing shows with your own audience, you'll just like us do shit that cater to them, of course. Yeah, but you won't get better like generally isn't performer. Yeah. And, and I like I mean that's why like twits, I like performing live, and it just sucks. Just everything we do is position so far away from stand up and it stand up is, you know, for everyone trying to do it here. It's going to be hard to convince a promoter to give me time over a dude who shows up like every day and was like yo can I can I do seven minutes, do ten minutes or whatever? So I don't know. I, I don't know how to reconcile that. I've been trying to figure that out not maybe because I've been chewing into the mind, this whole nice nice, bro. Yeah. I, I just been writing a shitload and some of it, I think I could take I don't know that part of me is thought, we just need to move to West Hollywood. So we're just inbetween everything. I don't know. I can't I can't do. I can't can't live there. I see there either man. It says it the ho- the traffic sucks, the geography of everything sucks. She's so busy. Yeah. Is so busy. That's I mean, that's I couldn't do New York either. I don't think like you just like just like driving around there at, like, four PM. Yeah. Ever. So many fucking people crossing the street and there's infinite shit go on like this. I I'm too overwhelmed. Yeah. Yeah. I, I just think it's too hard to get done and here are just anywhere. Like. You basically have to be like every comedian, I know lives in Hollywood because that's really the only way they can get up every night. Is they just cut out the traffic the same way we live close to what we do because that's the only way you can get it done. And I don't know, I say all this to say, I'm wanting to do something different, and I just don't know what that is a fill feel like, you know, going back into shooting sketches and stuff is a good different thing. That's a good way to mix it up. But I feel you on, like wanted to introduce random elements like people that we would not otherwise meet. So yeah, yeah. So I'm trying to say. Anyway. I think I, I hate the like just when I mean, like dizziness at us, like I hate like feeling like just like I just fucking just like one of the pedestrians. Yeah. Just walking like where the fucker we all going who knows who cares. Just one who gives a shit. You know, I hate the you know what I'm saying. I feel like being in a smaller place you more feel like you're like actually part of a community a little bit. Yeah. I think people in smaller cities are generally happier though, totally go because you feel like you know, people. Yeah. You just feel like you have like a community. I feel like a sense of community is really important. I'm like walking around fucking Hollywood, and it's like five billion tourists and other trying to do their thing. It's like God man. Yeah, I'm just like I just get lost in the fucking who who am. I. You have an existential crisis. In the middle of Hollywood, the worst place sanding next to a method methods like who am? I who are we are we are we that different? J Alvarez guts. Are we even different year? Like, Laura we. Ooh, meth addict for sure Matt. Oh, do meth, bro. Meth head you should start. Yeah. Start doing math. I think that'd be a good look for you. You have too many teeth. I could see you could lose a few teeth. Honestly. You have so many teeth. Yeah. Get a couple of face scabs that would work really well for you. I think we were we at on time, speaking of New York jam on the shorties resilient. Okay. Yeah. For sure while we started at superlight. Yeah. Oh, did you or did you run from an earlier point in time where we at this teen? Okay. Oh, we got plenty of time. I mean, I think we were going for ten minutes before. Oh well, let's just go like another ten and then yeah. Shorty shorty awards. I was that it was fun. But i'd. The timing in terms of travel was not ideal. Okay. I. Don't know if I would go to New York again, under those circumstances, not specifically the shorties, but a turnaround trip to New York at fucked me up so hard. Yeah. Because it's a Saturday read. I slept like dog shit. Yeah, got in at work. Doesn't know got got in the ADM pass out of my hotel. Woke up. I ordered a chicken sandwich, then I went to the show, and then I stayed up till three thirty in the morning to go board my plane at five thirty in the morning. And then I slept on the plane, and I kinda like even down my body clock, but it just shit on my whole Monday. So then you get back in the morning, I got back in the morning like nine but then I just slow really was just you just missed Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty cool that you can actually do that they'll yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah. This, that's the way to do it. But you know what was the actual event? Like so. Yeah, so I. I, I get there. And it was pretty big. It was at the PlayStation theater. Yeah. Things like fifteen hundred nineteen hundred cap oh damn. So as old pre PR pretty filled, it was like a sort of lower area, the sort of, like were the standing room would be was a banquet hall type thing sat out to the shorty academy for picking us. And thanks everybody. Like I said, who voted us in? Oh, yeah. This really fucking cool. We won the shorter. Yes. Forty for best podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking cool man. It is it is. It was surreal, like where are the where are the things the bring damn tired of bring him? Next time we got that merch award to. I have that home Murcia ward. And here we got from the at at venue or whatever. Oh oh, yeah. We got that. Yeah. Company that look. So we got we got a in trophy case now doing, like honorary like sled, the award or something like that. Those even have do we spoil something? No. I think we know they tweeted it didn't they do. I don't know the webbie's. Whoops. Sorry. What would we just got to revoke? Yeah. They just took it away. Wait. No, this, this might be the boys got. No, they happen. April. In April the other boys we got some trophy. Yes. The boys are stack in Rome, like fucking paranoid that we just his fine. Let's look it up after okay. No. We're five. I saw it was a tweet knows tweet. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. So the podcast one, a couple of words. So thank you guys, I, oh, it's what blows my mind is how anyone like pick us. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Especially like for like a webby like I don't feel like we are on their radar at all. Yeah. So it I think that was something that put things in perspective, is when I went up to get the awards like a lot of people are like certain groups of people in the crowd really cheering. And it it just like it punch me in the face, like, oh, I. You like people actually listening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 'cause 'cause I know everyone who listens to the that watches are YouTube videos, and they watch, you know, our streams and stuff. It's they like what we do. Right. And, and so whenever I think of us making stuff I think of us making it for you guys. But then to see sort of random people like people, I wouldn't expect you get what I'm saying 'cause the whole thing, I will say if felt like half award show half corporate dinner party because Viacom, like sponsored a lot of tables. So they're like, a lot of random just like MTV employees, like technical, designers and people who just, you know, I think lived in New York, and really do wanna go the shorties assurance. They just went, so I didn't actually see a ton of people, they're sort of like talent McVay. I, I didn't even think that you were uploading these honestly. I thought we were just kind of recording them. And then they just disappear. Yeah. Yeah. Is like, you know, go on the hard drive, and just so it's more of a like a way for us to event about shit, and then find out that it's actually public listening for me. Pretty cool for me. I sound so stupid right now. I hope I'm making sense. I just don't know. I'm not I'm not mocking. You know, I truly thought I was when they're going to say the tiny gang podcast. I thought everyone in the room is going to go. What so funny hearing him say, tiny gang? Yeah. Because you could tell how uncomfortable it makes people to say it. He kind of smiled afterward. I can't believe I just had to read that alpha card, the tiny meet gang tiny meet gang that tinny meet gang DMZ. Everyone does read it. Good say the whole thing. What, what is what does it stand for? Was time ten minute. I didn't hear one more time. Tiny game also loved that every other podcast has studio support. So they're podcasts looked great. And then they use the clip of us from tore because our studio looks like shit. And they didn't want to show that. Yeah. So, and I can producer, man. I know. So. I go. Yeah. Go up. There grabbed the award the event itself was big. There's a lot of people there was kinda was a little bit wax. Some people got the reward just dipped didn't say anything might know. They, they, they went up, they got their time. And then they just took off. Oh, edit, maybe they had somewhere to be. I don't know. But when I started seeing a lot of people do that. I just kinda shrug it gives an open mic. Yeah. Exactly. That's how fell. And I'm sitting there thinking, man, they paid for us to to be here. You know, saying, like they bought our tickets are hotel, you could you could just stick around. What does it cost you an hour? It's not a big deal. It really wasn't the time they were saving are debatable. Like come on, man. You're not gonna stay for my set. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Total mind. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be like five people here when I go up. Yeah. I let the let that go off. Terry crews. So I was hoping Sean Evans would be around, and I get a laugh out of him. But with joke this the just anything I said, during whatever, yeah. Terry crews is there is there. That's pretty cool. Yeah. You sit and right in front of the state. That's the view from that podium was strangest fuck that little, Ted talk, Mike. Yeah. And the two fucking back to the future teleprompters. I don't know. Just I it was it was weird whatever. Y-. Yeah. Sean Evans is there. He was not there, though. When I got ho I see. So he, he got his award in dipped, I, he, oh, he presented. And he did a bunch of stuff was a party cocktail thing, afterwards or anything. Yeah. Okay. Mixer. Yeah. But, you know the real celebrities than. Yeah. Okay. I will say, I liked how self-aware everything was, you know, Kathy Griffin said, I roast A-List or so. Everybody in this room is fine. Mike, that was great. I will say grace Helbig in memory, did not give a single goddamn fuck, and it was so funny why they got an award. And, and they I had like a similar bit. But they did it way better in and it was wait like they just, I don't know. They, they, it was so off the top, it was way funnier than I would I would have said, basically they like we want to thank written link for not showing up, so we could actually win this award. Then they started talking about how their show was like bought and then cancelled. And then, you know, then they were like roasting studios like so we want to studio for cancelling our show because that's what enabled us to be here to win this award right now. And it was great. It was. So that's a pretty funny like ruther knows in it sort of it was it was super funny. It's funny because that's what I wanted to say was I wanted to get up in and say I know we won this award. But do we really went like, is it just because Dax Shepard couldn't be here. So they were like, well, we just make it a charity thing. We could give it to these guys. Yeah. That's fucking wanting because that's like, kinda what everyone's thinking. I feel right? Yeah. And so, but I didn't wanna see I felt like grace and memory like earned it. I mean they've probably it's like probably they're like sixth time there today. Hostal three years old. They did. Yeah. So they, they know they are familiar with the people who run this right and what they can be that comfortable if it's our first award, I don't want us to be too, shitty. Yeah. I guess I could tell the joke I wanted to say, yeah, which I could have got away with it. So what I initially wanna say guys when I go, there, I wanted to go man. This is this is crazy. You know, you know fuck Jerry's actually won an award here as well. And it's just so crazy to think that we got this award of stealing any jokes. So I guess hard work does pay off damn. The way you phrase it before, like something like that. Or is it like you're like, I can't believe that I'm winning an award from the same people who gave five sharing that award for best memory, or whatever it is such an honor some like it was more of like a dig on, like the it was definitely leaned into it a little bit harder. Everyone told me to say they said it'd probably be fine. Yeah. But I didn't wanna make it about him that yeah, that's true. Yeah. I wanted to would have been funny, if you distance, though, for just fuck, Jerry. Yeah. I like the way I like that way better where you fuck or were you like this him? Yeah. One hundred percent. Yeah. There was a lot of something else. I wanted to do was like take too long to the point where they play music, and wanted to go don't fuck and play me off all star Raffin and they start telling. Yeah. Yeah. This is making cut me off. But yeah, it was it was it was a cool show. MRI guys wearing take a break real quick. Oh, we are damn describe your style in one word enforcer. Casual. 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Yeah, there's noth- golf. Yeah. Golf in partying they fucking love it. It's crazy. Actually, that's not true. Because we went to El Paso, and there is nothing to do there. They don't part and people just did nothing. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's how they handled this. So it does it does take a community. It does take a village. Exactly put on the party. Yeah, it really does it takes like a mutual like a need. We're all gonna get fake suntan, even though we have the sun outside. And we're going to look like some burnt ass hot dogs, and we're gonna go, I here and drink this, this cheap beer, mutually medial. We all want to see not just one Arison. It's everybody. Okay. So we're like at this wet does bar the first night and it's a bar and old town old town, Cape Town Scott said, which is like, basically like this just one block area of clubs and bars are all going fucking off. And it's like a walk street this crazy. You know, it's like six three Nelson, but just like packed into this little little area resin is. Yeah. And it's like they're very like, like bottle service Centric like you know what I'm saying? People love to like, you know, it's like it's kind of like a show off. It's like every bar wants to be like the Bucci one. Okay. But like you know, it's all like college kids. Yeah. It's like no one really actually has money. So we go to this bar the first night, and we're, we're like standing just like standing around drinking, and it's like all tables. You know, and they're all full, and there's like thirty bottle girls, and they're all wearing like basically nothing. Okay. And this table that were standing right next to is like, ten dudes man. They keep ordering Balza Dom. And so, like every fifteen minutes, probably these bouncers holding this race car, this small little race car on, like wooden things, and a bottle girl on top with a bottle of Dom in his sparkler comes through literally every fifteen minutes. These guys are like, like fucking how much does the bottle of Dom? That's like I mean it's like fifteen hundred bucks. I'm guessing maybe more than that. It's crazy man. It's crazy. And so in every single time these two girls on top of this fucking little race car. And this little fire truck come through bottle of Dom, and they put it down and they like we do. And then this one girl, it's like she just starts. She starts just going for a man. She starts getting up on the booth with these guys. She starts grinding on them. Is this girl definitely went ASU and majored in bottle, girl? Okay because she was so good at it. Gee, so she gets up there. She starts grinding with these dudes, right? They started warring the dumb in her mouth. Okay. She start getting a little bit drunk. And then she just goes full stripper. Full-on stripper. She's putting her foot up on the shit like this and just showing her Jonah these dudes pretty much. And then she's like crawling on all fours. This is the whole bar is staring at her like what she doing this. This is not a strip club. It's the ams you're still still supposed to maintain like a little bit of. Yeah. Composure Royal Bitta class little bit. Her pussies Mel out like straight out, like I couldn't see. But it she's going like this. Okay. And she's like her hands down here. I'm like, that's definite. Right. Yes. Nice. Nice. Then, so we're to everyone in the bars. Like, okay, this is just a show sane. And like ten minutes later. She's getting screamed at by the by the manager. He was like. I mean I didn't hear what they were saying, but he I think he was basically, like just what can get it together didn't waste it. And what are you doing scores? And then she would just switch to another guy into the same thing. Switch to the next guy him grabbing their hands and putting them on her hips. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like everyone is. So everyone looked around. They're like yo Dom over here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Please, please, get two more bottles. Let's keep these things going on. And say this is worth it. I'm using all my trust fund right now. But since his his dream honestly Dame, do your grandpa sells a fucking. Yeah. Oil company, if you money just the end. Yeah. You just blow in a bag. Yeah. Fuck fucking Scottsdale on some bottle, service, major. Wow. Nice to what are you studying bottle service? I'm studying bottle service. Honestly, I don't even doubt that, that's a major there. I think every single one of those girls like went to college in Arizona than just like stay because they're like a mega too much money doing this. Yeah. I bet that girl left that night and her co workers were, like, wow, like ethnic really fucking God tonight, but she's waving the check in their faces. Like, yeah bitch. But look at this twenty K in tips, it's called tipsy on the call. The down payment on a house bitch to yeah. And then then they go to twitch and they're like, oh, this is way easier. Yeah. Yeah. Cam versity, yet, I'm down for that. Again. Actually touch these dudes. That's, that's, that's hilarious anyway. So I'm like watching this shit happen. And the rest of the bars going crazy to write every single tables going off, like sparklers are happening everywhere and a look at this kid, I'm like, is he is he like this all the time here and he goes every fucking night? Dude. I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, you can't believe it. I'm like this is a big like this every night every fucking night road. How do you get any work done? This is crazy insane and that it's always like that for the first twenty four hours. And then you're like I wanna get the fuck outta here. Course. Yes. Too much. Yeah. I wonder if it really is like that every night or if it's just the weekends. I don't know. I wanna see bet you it is on a Monday. Stripper dumb. Bottle service girl on Monday. Maybe I don't know dude. No, no case of the Mondays there. I don't know man. I'd have to see it to believe it. And then we ought to this. We go to like a like a fucking pool party the next day, and I saw, like six dudes, almost getting fights, of course. Yeah. Just pent up. Like the whole place is just like fucking just pent up testosterone. Yes, peacocking. Yeah. Ain't enough girls in there every every person is like just try me fucking look at me weird. Yeah. Dare you. Yeah. I'm with my boys dog. Yeah. We Jack off together home. We're jacked, and we Jack off to each other more gonna fuck in scrap anywhere and everywhere did Jackie off. I'll Jack you off. I think that's why I could never fight an MA. I'd never wanted to be in that close proximity with another man's tells. That's why fighting at a pool is weird like you, you, you because, you know, when you get to this to the peacocking phase and you get to the nose to nose if if defeat touch. Yeah. You can feel there. It's a little little digits. It's a little, you know what I mean accidentally toe onto a. Yes. All right. Cross big tells by. Sorry. Sorry. That was nice though. Do we just toast? Dude, these guys he used to work with brothers up before they call that the Venice handshake. These two are directors. They always wore sandals. They were complete psychopaths. I love him to death sat on my guy. Bob. He's like born and raised Venezuelan hilarious guy him in this, dude. James, they, they just straight toe. Scissored took a picture, and they would send it as an Email signature, other Venice handshake Soka. So gross. It's so funny. It's so fucking good. So good. I remember my boy, I say he told me about it, he's like you ever seen the Venice handshake for started working there said the what? And Bob and James start laughing, as is off, they show him shown, Kansas. I can't believe I got this in my phone dude scrolls all the way back in his photos and he just like covers his eyes and turns to me, I'm like you guys what? And they just they could. Oh, why does that? What does that feel so much more intimate than a handshake? I don't know. It's just get should never never have a weird. You feel when you even touch feet with someone else. So it doesn't matter who it is just like you fucking. Oh, oh my God. Because you're like, oh my God. I'm so sorry. Not try, I'm not trying to. Trying to. What, what could you be trying? Yeah. It does feel that way, so onto, oh, yo sorry. It's meant to scrapping at the pool, Toronto that would set it off. I think he's just fucking. No, no. He's Venice handshake. You just do it as a sign of alpha. Yeah. What's up? What's up? Oh, shit locked. All does or like this. It's like a handshake where you fucking interlocked. Dope was Subra. Oh, you'll Bryson. You gotta swing on him. He's got my dog. He put me in a Chinese foot Trat? Oh, shit, bro was so balancing. Perfect other ones. You both sitting down now. We're to do is boys are holding him by. He's got both your feet locked. What's up, bro? Was. So what you do now. What you do. Nothing. You're locked right now. So holding his ass. Yeah, bro. What you do. What would you do? What would you do homey? I dare you fucking dare you swim. Swam them up right here wash what happened to you. Doesn't even get close because they're locked like this. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Disengage. That's what I thought do starts crying. Yeah. And if you if you if you wanted to a lock anyone, you all of you can get it any day this week. Fam-. Then he goes like this. For the whole thing was. Go forget it. Discussing toes. It's one individually moving. Jan getty. He's rolling a quarter on magician. Let's cigarette. And don't you forget, and I wanna fuck and don't you forget it. Points like a synchronized swimmer? He gets in the pool looking to start. Do now. Fucking. It's a party picture this a party secured back. Tell a Doosan there on picturing, it's like it's a lot. You know, the vibe is kind of cool, but it's tense right? Okay. Just not enough girls in there to make it make it cool and dude walks in somebody's like lost this muffled, and he's like. Yoav David come over here. Hold my sock. Holds up his single foot starts walking around the party. They start carrying around the part Evans like oh shit. So when I got here, it seemed like somebody had a proud. So I just want to let everybody know. Oh. You mother fuckers right here. This who? Dude. The hose. Take sit back. Anybody could get it picks up the beer pong ball. Hits the last Cup damn. Was tight. Alright so if you anyone got at wanna get it again, with me. I'll be in the kitchen. You do you could get you could get boffin dudes on their nose with his toe. You, you could get it you and you put a little bit. Get it to you. You. I'll do. You could get it. Brad, brad. Fucking tells like this. You can get. Terrorizing the party with your with your toes, just so funny. Somebody act all kinds of I'm going to be my new threat. Keep talking, I'm come over there and put my toe put my toes in your mouth, you're gonna say something else. What? What are you saying? He said he's gonna put this in your, that's what I do in the UFC. I get to do. I like try to take his back and put his foot out. I guess so flexible at my toes up into his mouth and. Fast. He just taps through. Oh. A guy with the tone is just tapping the topi- on his lips. The ref is like nothing you can't Taffer that, that's not a legal has got to be like a finishing move. Knocks himself out. Oh shit. Speaking of weird as fighting technique, I forget this dues name. Is doesn't even it doesn't even deserve to be remembered. But. He had a weird ass. Fight is a UFC this weekend. And this dude, I was impressed it the fight felt like a nine year old fighting seven year old where a ni- a nine year old is older and knows a little more, but he doesn't have necessarily a huge physical advantage. So just felt like two dudes China figure out how to beat each other up and this guy his his thing was kicks. So he would throw these like weird. Like he throw to kicks in a row, and they're like full like three sixty like high kicks and shit. He lo he is dancing around the ring, the, and the do a backup in like get out the way, and then this do would just stand there you kind of walk forward and stand again. And then if the other guy got too close he would run away and reposition ourselves than throw more kicks in the air. And then he might like slap him on the titty. Like it was like just making tiring himself out. No, it was. It was just tiring to watch. He had all the energy in the world. But he like was it was like non-fighting. I was like, okay, I've never believed it possible to script a fight in the UFC. Until now this dude headed down. Heathrow kicks. And he looked like real big and kind of like flashy, and then he'd be like. One point because he just slapped my shoulder. That's not doesn't count fucking and it was just fifteen minutes of that. And somehow he won. I was. I don't know. I don't even know why I brought that up. Oh, is the feet thing if he could definitely got his toe in the dude's mouth. Yeah. He could have pulled it off. They like slow MO one of the kicks like you don't see what happens free sixteen just just falls down. I don't even think he made contact let's, let's go to the replay. Let's see what actually happened just his toe. Yeah. He's like so fast. But it's Toda's comes around. This is the one that's. Let's get. Let's get a closer look at that. Let's get close to that. His like. Out to tell next the big toe like gets in just like flicks the tongue. Like. It's like a little from the bottom, it's like oh, he got him on the taste, bud. You got him on the taste bud. Wow. Amazing. What a move there just. So tell us what was the game plan going into this fight. Well, you know, my feet are so nice. And, and that's a real intimidating thing for most men in the sport. So I figure if I just did my toe in this wolves mouth availa, take the w he's a smart fighter, Joe really. Anyway, it tells them out those go on your beat that one a death. Tired from that Jesus. Yeah. Last my back. The hookah shit. Oh. Who really weirdly? Good sound effect there. Hookah sounds like I mean just the nature of the shit sounds like a cauldron or some shit. Mo- dude that makes me think of this hookah place. We went to in London. I haven't been to hookah bar in forever. And we just went, because it was open late. And I was so impressed. Not every English place like English people are blunt. And I loved that, when it's closing time you gotta get the fuck out like that is the American restaurant will let you sit there and chat with your family until it's been way too fucking. We it hit the minute. They were closed. No, no. No, no, actually on yelp or whatever said, one AM at twelve thirty guy walks up to us. He's like a close and we're like, oh, we thought it was up until one he's like, no twelve they we're closed. So. Finisher, and like someone had the hookah in their hand. Like, oh, can I finish it like? No, that's awesome. Give it to me. Took the shin was like get Atty. That's the way it should be. Yeah. My opinion on a percent times are times. They are some fucking all workers, skull lag. And you know, have some fucking respect for other people's time get out closed. They gotta go home. That's something I always appreciate about America after going to Paris Paris is like. Oh, did you want the check come back tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah. I mean yeah, that's shitty opposite of what I'm talking about. No. I know. That's why when I come back to America, I appreciate how it's like how are we doing over here here? I mean water during the check already. Yeah. You didn't order anything. But perhaps, you want the check now. They didn't. They just bring you the check like with, like, the, the last thing you ordered like, oh, no we're not dumb. We're gonna get dessert. Oh, sure. Sure. Yeah. But that back. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. I knew that I was just kind of honesty testing you. Make sure you wanted dessert because it's already on the way I got four you. Yeah. And so it's actually on this Bill. So I'm just gonna hand that right back. Yeah. And you can just pay. Now, you've actually already had dessert. So. No. It's not as it is, is similarly simulating you leaving so good. Give the card. Yeah. I that card. Goodbye. Goodbye. Leave really good service. Yeah. Is like I say that would be a funny ass. We'll get like thirty second things just like eating in Paris. You're just like your waiter comes around. He's like brings you water. And like you guys ready. No just need a minute. Okay. I'll be right back. And usually. Well, you look across and he's in another restaurant. That's working in a totally different uniform. And you're like wait what the fuck that's really good. I worked in to what the fuck it was really good. I don't know eventually comes out to smoke a cigarette and you wave 'em down, and you're like what the hell man? We're waiting is also slowly. She said she ended at this place. I'm taking a break from taking over. My shifts is ovo. We'll do you want me to do? You just let this what it's hot man. It's hot. He can get into water impairs either. What some series we're always room temperature. Yeah. Water Europe water room temperature room? Temp always hate it. I just don't you? When you go to Europe, I think, to tell the story I wanted to tell that. I finally learn how say I heard everyone Edinburgh say this way. But someone like gave me the real onstream Edinburgh, Edinburgh. Yeah. Pretty much dude Edinburgh Edinburgh Edinburgh headed Edinburgh. Adam. It's going to be a movie. It was a movie last night fog in movie, dude, dude. A fucking hit CVS earlier today was a movie. Oh man. While I visit movie. Yeah I'm saying. That phrase. Man, I don't know it's so stupid and good blew a fucking bag on some foot Kramer's a move. Yeah. Did went to the self-checkout with, like hell Dom, which it was a movie. Rang it up myself dog bag didn't everything. She was a movie. I went in there. Got the fucking got the Dom to check out. You know what I'm saying? Two bottles myself, I'm like dishes. A fucking movie bre movie. Yeah. I, I went and saw the vendors last night. Yeah, it was a movie. Not wife him fly who is there. Couldn't tell those really dark where the movie, though, oh down. Now that's tight. Yeah. Right. Real quick. You're not watching game of thrones. You don't want. Yeah. It's fine. Are you? Yeah. I mean, I've, I've watched so that Starbucks Cup. She was hilarious, so funny dam. That was funny. So funny how. Does it apparently someone had a still from another episode where one of the characters who's supposed to have a fake hand is holding a coffee Cup in his hand, but I think it's I it was just like some Photoshop shit. Oh, really? Yeah. That's crazy. Do you think the editors saw it and couldn't couldn't do anything about it? I bet you I bet you that was just like a. On out of all, you got to imagine the post production on that show is a fucking nightmare like crazy, so many moving pieces. Yeah. So just like onset. Yeah. So much shit happening. They probably had time for like one take that shit. Some shitty not that I go and read it was shitty red comet was like uh. So clearly product placement. And someone goes do you like I love this, this is when I love when, when the ninth placement, I love fucking kidding. Sorry, go. I know I love when the nine paragraph guy comes out of the woodwork. This is my favorite. He was like, are you fucking? He's a deal understand. Do you understand what did cake to put together something of this size? It was just like dude, there were probably fifty people in that room, if not one hundred to, like, do you like, do you understand between takes like how many people run in, like just the people doing makeup? That's gotta be fucking nuts. Everyone like all the main actors probably have, you know, dedicated makeup person Zilly's. Four or five of them running, and what's her fucking faces fry said Amelia Clark or whatever says I get some coffee. I've been here for fourteen hours in, yes. Sure. Here. Oh, we have to go back in and everyone clears and they just forget it right. And. Yeah. Like, I think that was just one of those things it goes, oh, there's the coffee Cup and seen whatever. And then the producer's like yeah. Remind me to tell editor to whatever it was just the slip through the cracks. Yeah. I mean I could the editor like someone in post processing not do anything about it. Like they, they fixed it. They fix. It would have been they fix it. So like HBO. I think they replaced the episode. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. A V affects. That's I think that's very easy for via fax artists to do. Yeah, I mean I guess it kinda like blended. It's so funny that shit like that. Just like like just gets passed all those people always, like there's so many moving parts but still, yeah, there has to be like tons of eyeballs on I once nobody fucked. I mean so funny, I think you've got to suspend that a little bit. I think people are pissed off with the way the season's going. So they're looking for shit to be angry about because it really does. I mean this. So I didn't watch it. For years. And then a couple years ago, Alina an I binged, everything in a week, really. Okay. This new season's coming us seems cool. So we slammed through the whole shit. So I didn't even really pick up on the difference in writing because. Forget Disney World the originals which I'm such a casual but he he dropped off after season four Ohio, so no, no. I just I. Oh, this screenwriter. Yeah. The guy who wrote the books or wherever he bowed out. Yeah. See, that's what I'm talking about. He I think he's still writes them, doesn't he? He does. Yeah. He didn't die. No either way. I didn't pick up on the writing change. And I was like stone for half of his are really picking up on character development stuff. But I, I was entertained, as a lot of cool concepts, and, like the world is really cool. And when I mean concepts, I mean, like just sort of how these characters exist in whatever. So. Fast forward to this, the, the last season had let me down. I was like, what the fuck okay this because they had split it into two half seasons versus one just final one. I thought okay. Well, this last season better be fucking awesome. N it is garbage. What's I thought the whole battle scene shit was cool? I thought I saw everyone going off about that people. I think that's people being forgiving. I could not forgive that shit. They had built that up dog for years like they've been building up this dude and spoilers Hoover goes. It's like the night, king. He's him in the white walkers are shown in episode one. It's like these fools are coming and that's the script for fucking years. The, the night's watch the night, king. He's come in his come in. They really hype it up in the month. Fuck it just got knifed. Yeah. Pick ax dude. That's what it felt like straight up to use fucking fortnight. I was like, you got knifed and counterstrike. That's what that was. It was such an then that was it was just gone. This full just rushed be, and then just got knifed. And that was it. I'm like. Nothing. Like I would have expected way more like him also way too many characters lived all I wanted to show of Bafokeng where it is again. No. But fucking is again. But that, that as it that every time, but that's a criticism, people do share with me. Okay. Sure. 'cause like no, it was some Hollywood shit where they're like they're swarmed with people like they're fighting the undead. There's a scene where they kill. They like kill a bunch of them, and they just fucking re animate and they come back to life. And it's like, oh fuck and that so many CUDA ways of people being swarmed by these undamaged like. And it's just that Hollywood shit where it's like wait. It's been twenty minutes house. No one die, where like the shortest dude is like back flipping through all them. Yeah. And everyone has been inches from their death for half an hour. It's like Star Wars shit. Yeah. And, and I think like for the night, kings character for someone who doesn't give a shit about human life, and his whole purpose was to, like, Radic eight everyone, I felt like you should have been in there just like demonstrating his power like you should have looked at a key character and just locked eyes with them. And then just pointed and then just had them fucking mall and turn that person into one of his, and then he takes that person and sends them off the like that would have been hard as fuck, like there's this chick who's like Brion, who is like a pretty big character. She's like, you know, like a female night, or, and that's like a big deal in the context of the show, it would have been dove, if she's died in like woke up with those scary as blue eyes and. Started like gonna town on everybody whatever so, yeah, the the, the season is trash as far as I'm concerned, and so much of it is it just feels like budget cuts like there's three dragons in from the last season or whatever and one of them died. And then another one got killed just shot out of the sky just opt out of the sky just fucking beamed. And to me, it would just screamed like we don't wanna pay for a second dragon. So let's just kill it. Yeah. The perspective flips. And it's like one of the producers. We were shirt. He's oh, he's holding a Starbucks Cup. That saves us, God million episode right there. Oh my God. Dude, we gotta do that. Just take the scene. And then cut us when I oh we got it Boyce five million. Let's do it. Yeah. To save five mil right there. What else can we love? Some like dope like three like via fax editor needs to do that. Just edit in, like a producer and replace him with someone who kills off there. We just got a clipboard. Oh, year rate is way too high. Yeah. Yeah. By twenty go ahead and stab the, the night king to stab. It was like taking up way too much resource cost so much money. I know we've been kind of he's like been the thing, the whole series and the very start. This is just it's moments not worth it. Honestly, it's kind of for bleeding money at this point. So go ahead and just. I'll tell you whereas weak spot right in the days, right? Yeah. Just go ahead right there. Yeah. And gone. Awesome love love it willing on. All right. Travel. Guys. Let's go ahead. Guys, we are going to Canada. Oh, fuck it. Yeah. How do we haven't even said it yet? And always wait. Till the end to do our speaking of the north. Yeah. Go into the Knowles ice. Yeah. That's good. One is we're going to. Yeah we come in north. That's it. That's all. I got. Yeah. So we're finally we're fucking we're going to Canada. We're finally doing it. People always say come to Canada come back to Canada. Sorry, I remember. I just brought up all that game of thrones shit. Yeah. What was the, the whole was crescendo the percent? Oh, was sorry. So I was thinking about how. Like Jon snow finds out this Amelia Clark's characters is sister, just think imagining he's disconnected like broS and shit watching this show, like in the middle of a super heated discussion. Some dude. Yeah. Says, like Johnston, I'm going to fuck it sister or what? Like if that was my half sister did, for sure I'm fucking that bitch straight up. You know, you know, they're all thinking about it, every do that, watch that show is like damn. That's crazy. I wonder if he's still going to smash you know, porn hubs, number one search after the season is going to be John phones, Don snow, incest. Stepsister takes me for a ride or whatever. Taking the narratives for a ride on my dragon and the dude just got the dragon dick dildo, strapped to his dick. The lowest budget game of thrones. Oh man. How many Cam girls are going to put on the denarius fucking pigtails and get the goddamn dragon dildo, just blasts themselves? Truecar is- us your car is. The so many dirt's watching them. Thrones fanatics. Yeah. So like, John fuck sister or what? Yes. So just like wait for the Lohman conversation. Yes. So Jon snow going to smash his sister. What's good? Are you were you guys not thinking about that at all cut the writing on the season is terrible? Yeah. You say you think he'd eat her pussy or like you finger pussy spits fire like a dragon dog because fire crashed yet, I'm saying because that's not I don't think that's technically incest, if you if you eat them out. So like. I mean, like Dodd, like I my, my mom remarried, and like I had an like not to be whatever like put, like I would look full, I was like it's not my sister. You know, you know what I'm saying, like pool parties were really awkward because I'm like, damn she's bad. But she's like, kinda my sister. You know. So I'm I feel him. You know. You're like me and him are on the same page right now. Oh, yeah. I got like, like we were both born from my mom like she fucked some other fool. So it's like half some other dude. And he was pretty hot like being like super hot because my mom's pretty hot, but like I didn't see my sister. So I was like seventeen yeah, it's like I basically met her for the first time when teen. And I gotta be honest dude. She's bad. So if I'm like Jon snow on the fuck in like ward, and of the fuck in Canada, or whatever, like I'm gonna smash for hitting dude. Is some bitch full? I wanna dragon be my full sister. I don't give a fuck. I'll meeting I fucking time full. You pull up on a dragon. I'm smashing. There's no two ways around this full. Johnson. Yes. So we're coming to Canada. We're coming to Canada come into the north where we rewards of the north load ins of the no come see as tiny tour dot com, we're gonna cowry to Edmonton, we're going to reduce to shows in Toronto Vancouver. We're gonna win a pig missio. Why? Yeah. Why? Why? No mosul. I don't know why no much. We all to play. Well, I know most most also was very hard. Luckily, we sound. Scribble. Saint Hubert chicken really good chicken spot. What is it? Saint hubayl. Yeah. It's super numbers, go to pairs just for that. No. It Montreal also mushroom. Anyways. I don't know why we're not going there. I actually really liked to go to Quebec City Montreal. But fucking something didn't work out. I guess you, but we're going to Canada chosing me really fun. And then we're gonna Fargo and demotions as well. So on there come CS Fargo the Moines story. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah. So I don't know who the fuck lives in Fargo into moins. But I'm excited because there, I, I, I love the Fargo TV show. Yeah, I don't know what that is. It's great. Yeah. Yeah. That's peak dark comedy. A love that show. I know I'm gonna get ripped into but I have to leave. Oh, damn people always fucking boo. Just giving you the podcast wants to end it motherfuckers. It's been an hour and fifteen minutes down. Full. I got I got a fucking I gotta go. Get some goddamn food. And then I got go acting class hersal I gotta eat to all all he's got all do it. I want to do. I wanted to make music finally got my studio back. I'm back in my apartment. Now. I had to rebuy all the shit. And so yesterday, we opened the door, and there's like thirty Amazon packages were, like house like calcium. Like I have to leave, I'm sorry morning late. You want me to take all these key. And you can you, would you mind just do me a favor to distract them in big ass fucking stands and shit like that. I got tons of should I got only bright tons of ship. But yeah, I mean like your desk by your desk, you should man. It's it's solid. I think it's perfect. I just bought a new. I'm I have exceeded the capacity of my current box. I got to build a new box. Nice chilly finnick come out and like two weeks. L move Bill, this box really and in. So we can go. I don't know what that means party of chilly. But yeah, I got Bill new PC ally. Yeah, I'm gonna like, you know, just rewire everything. So I can use the stand of aspect. Probably get in it via you should get. It is a great. It's got good wood. Great way. Yeah. Nice before we did. I want to give a quick shout out. We had a lot of discussion about gun shit, and it was civil and I commend that thing is, is cool if you guys talk about it. I you just wait till this shit goes up on YouTube. No, yeah. Yeah. But also there's been a shooting like every fucking day. There's been some bad. Well, then that struck me was like a lot of should that obviously we're not going to see it. People different few people talking about their experience like with like, oh, yeah. 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The Recipe for the Perfect 2019 Season

NFL: The Dave Dameshek Football Program

1:15:03 hr | 1 year ago

The Recipe for the Perfect 2019 Season

"Now i am on blockchain. Cry you're running to that is still through store. I saw a quarterback derek. Rocco bourbon during the raiders clever kara quarterback does knee derek car day just the damage schick football programs available aw apple podcasts and at n._f._l. Dot com slash food now. Here's your host day shit. Wait what happened avenue rothlisberger. Oh he stayed in pittsburgh and and a be there moved out to california yeah. I heard about that yeah. I'm sorry refreshing. My memory is i'm getting tuned up for football ball season. Hi and hello and welcome to the dave amateur football program presented as always by zach's b.'s famous chicken fingers wings in zahle. Ids ooh blah blah and i say ooh la la because he did the my immediate left. I truly no we are in the football season now here. In the month of august we caught up with handsome hang. We've caught up with money smith and now who shadows the door sixty six a wall of famer and all a timer if there ever was one here on the d._s._p. It's maurice jones drew. What's happened in fella. How are you doing. Well shit too happy to be here. Are you happy to be very could be yeah. You're happy about zaks pays. Well my goodness. I didn't know you you organically walked in here and said zach's b.'s. I love peace love them to death yeah too to much actual chicken club. You said chicken club basket meals. I get the fries lunch and then i get like a raspberry ice tea mixed with lemonade. It's like three or fours and a fourth. Don't give me too much. Maybe we could go like we did with rashad evans in nashville. Maybe maurice jones drew and i can make our way to to jacksonville and and surprise people as they come through the drive through private eaten their food can do. I'm not saying that we're sean evans and i did that or not. I don't know what i don't remember it. It was fast and furious. Maybe you just never know. Maybe i sampled so i wanna make sure it's not poison that that's the key that's all the thing is i want to protect you so you may have like one less chicken tender and they're saying we have a little like a spider skjei modem shack always sample or my sisters and my milkshakes okay shakes and i said what are you gonna make poise. That's that's the best that's the best. I think everyone's family did that. That fooled me and i was at least sixteen then. I was like wait a second. I think that you're actually she just trying to drink. My shake got me. I was eleven mom had like three blueberry muffins in the cabinet and ate all three. How did you know what was not poison. I was like well because they what is when we sit in the cabinet. If you knew that they were point anyway maurice twice this week and i wanna talk to you just very quickly here and then handsome hancock in is going to come into studio sixty six and we'll visit the the entirety of summer and our veal for him that you mentioned if you walked walked in here. I got hitched last week so it's been an eventful summertime for me not as much perhaps as it has been for one antonio brown and advance about well in advance of this recording according to advance of hard knocks the second episode airing tonight at the time of this recording antonio brown. I mean crazy behavior not really it's not crazy yeah. The under the man got frostbite the frost by his feet all right. That's weird that happens. I'm not saying he's crazy. I'm saying the no names. The events are crazy. Those things happen they do. I've seen worse things. Football players doing aint trying to get their bodies. You know i've seen that now. People are going to get all upset about the helmet right. Everyone's all upset about helmet. There's a lot of people being one of them. That's helmet was taken away by the league and i hated my. Oh really how big a deal can that be. I'd say as somebody who if i played with my whole life i play with his helmet from the time. I was a little kid to the time i got to the n._f._l. For like two or three you're not talking about that as a superstition or are. Are you a protector. I feel comfortable in it. The same style helmet. It's always felt the same to me and i had to switch to this new new helmet and the problem with a new helmet was that it didn't fit the way that the other one did so had nothing to do with vision and stuff but if i were hitting there's a play that you would see on. I think we're our plan colts. I forget what year was but i hit on the goal and my helmet pops off and i get in the end zone. I celebrate and everything that happened six times a year really with the new the new helmet and i it used to make up sex. I'm like i have to come out of the game for it so they even when i went to oakland i'm wearing this new helmet that they took. They take that one away when i get that but they take that going away and this was stars popping off and so it's just like for me. I felt comfortable in in a certain helmet and i think you know tom. Brady's dealt with other players have switched their helmet comet. They don't make it big of a gripe about it is antonio brown but i always tell people like you wear things because it protects you feel comfortable and because we are we are playing a sport where you're running fool speed into each other so i wanna at least mentally i feel protected. I know but isn't that offset by. It seems to me like this is much more as a fan seems like it has been over the course of my life much more of a hockey thing. It used to be pretty loose to the degree that when i first started watching hockey there were a few guys who didn't even have helmets it's period which is crazy but then guys like gretzky war things that were basically like not they provided zero protection anyway and and then they loved but doesn't isn't it offset for you as a football guy to your point about running head into ahead on and other huge human beings the helmets gonna make you safer like those are tests that are done where we don't see those right. The league just tells you like green yellow red. We're supposed to trust that right but if i'm wearing a helmet for fifteen years of my life and i haven't had any issues. I'm gonna wear this helmet because that's like people don't understand like superstition is one <hes> everybody very superstitious. I get that like like i was telling some other like on thursdays fridays saturdays sundays eight the same thing at the same time why no two examples like that to our pile shadow harris says that saturday night the ritual before games was he at the bring eli manning french fries and and then when o'hara retired eli was texting him wear my fries on saturday nights and sidney crosby has worn the same black jockstrap since he was sixteen eighteen or whatever he was. I get it but isn't it. Also i mean it just seems weird from the outside if you if the league is telling you this is a safer helmet yeah but uh-huh being skeptical. You're always going to be skeptical because it's protected you this whole time right and so you're going to do it and i think it kind of got blown out of proportion because of the issue so it was a fetus is a big deal and and balloons fine because reggie. Wayne comes in all types of stuff like that. That's not an issue. It was the feet that kind of blew everything up for me. I mean he took a helicopter to trouble. I know but i'm saying with the balloon. It's the accumulation of events. I don't think the balloon was part of it. I just think the balloon was awesome. I think more players. I thought it was fun. I thought it was fine. I think it's the feet the feet were the big deal and then all of a sudden now this helmet thing you're suing the league ford and it just you you just can't keep coming up and so the helmet to me is not that big of a deal like everyone goes through it you fight. I fought it. I don't want to do and then you got to and then the league will send you a note saying like this helmet needs to go or you can't play right okay now. The thing that's important to me is i'm a man of justice. Is there anything you'd like to say to me now about what seven months later told you what i tell you. What do you mean i spaghetti. What's the problem what eddie spaghetti behind the glass well. You've been for those whatever i want. I want to be told that i was right. About what about what i told you about. What i told you and bought no not broke right. I'm absolutely right. A lot of people maybe all her. Don't play with tom. Brady literally literally just tweeted like sub tweeted the league saying like they got mad at me for win the super bowl in the last three helmet so they took it away. Everyone gets upset about the helmet. The foot good issue is something completely different now but it's basically it's a little diva. He's receiver okay. What did he like. He has third degree frostbite is but your feet like that's serious right. That's an issue that's weird. I've never heard of it so i've never heard so by by definition. People never heard of a._c._l.'s before for the they became common right. I know a lot of people have a._c._l. Brown heard anybody getting frostbitten from practicing too hard and they thing it wasn't because of practices cause actual whatever it may be all. I'm saying is this remember. What i said is what i said was. If pittsburgh wins eight games with antonio brown and without lady on how many games they win without antonio brown and lady. I'm bill okay. That was my thing so we have a whole season to see what happens in that situation first before we can start saying who won this and who won that i'm more. I don't care about all this other stuff i don't care about. I want production okay. I know that this was him on the field and oakland oakland. Oakland has a chance to get up there and compete in that division why it either matters cameron to look at the good the vice of i want you on record. You know you heard oh. You know what i'm gonna. I'm gonna get that's a good idea. I wanna start getting everybody on record sort of in the same way with the wildcat when people talk about that whether tim tebow is going to make it in the league when capper nick was gonna make everybody was on one side or the other about what was going to sustain and this one is is lamar jackson accent and the baltimore ravens offense going to thrive or will it be quickly solved. Shut down this year or talking about. I think this year i think i think if that is that is that team team gonna make hay and that oh yeah i love. I love the idea of running the arm and i just don't know if it can work for he can throw the ball right. That's the other key like people don't so he can still make throws out of that right. That's what they went and got hollywood brown. <hes> can i say this. Can i say say at all maurice. Listen i don't i. I don't know if i'm right or wrong. Maybe this maybe next year. I'm just saying maybe this year maybe next year but cincinnati team here you think so i was in dayton dayton ohio. Okay all right and i saw i mean now their offense of lying there trying to piece together they can get that offensive line together the next year or two who ooh really why what makes you so excited about them the talent they have out there. I mean tyler boyd a._j. Greet her. He'll come back. You got effort. Who could say i ah for this. Effort is just a situational. I'm more worried about a._j. Green yeah but still they still tyler boyd played huge for. I like joe mixing joe mixon nixon's phenomenal. You have if ross can just take the top off and catch one by-pass a game. That's all you need from you. Don't need eager to sixteen passes and do exactly what you want right. He'll terrorized defenses. I think on the defensive front the only position they're lacking right. Now is linebacker but they have great secondary so right now. All you're telling me now is i have to pick my offensive line and my linebacking corps and i can. I can be a contender. I'll tell you maurice year the other side of the coin. Everybody knew no. I say this all the time the one that's the teams that are getting all all the heat. All of this team's gonna come out of nowhere. That team is a year away. There's always a team that nobody man. The bengals are getting zero buzz. It's as though it's a three team division asian in the a._f._c. north right now. Nobody mentions the bungles. I'm telling you the bengals add interesting serious. I still think that the bengals would have been better off taking lamar jackson when they had the chance to last year. I think they know now they wouldn't. They wouldn't have switched to that offense. Are you so if you're going to go on record right now. Go ahead and look at the camera. No i want you to say this. You said that about the bengals now the pittsburgh steelers what your win total for them six sixteen excuse don't think i there's no way you believe that so. It's hooked you up to a lie detector. You would not that you would not pass that you not i. That's not usable in court so that doesn't matter better but i'm telling you right now. I wanna camera. I don't know what else to say. We apply the no jive policy that transcends any law any number one no jive right so you six wins dead serious. Do you think that that's true spaghetti marina directly the giants are going to do but go ahead. I yeah i mean he's entitled. He's allowed to have have that opinion. This is either six or seven because as you went without like this this is my this is my math for the people that need to see my work okay so with levy on a._b. You guys why won't thirteen and three right that was a year we weren't pittsburgh and jacksonville beat him. Yeah so play you win. You go eight seven and one but you have except for that last game right we saw how nine six in one i think they might have gone eight seven in one eight seven and one is that what it was okay and then we saw the last game against him boggles without antonio brown leon bill and that was a struggle that game they throw that one out that whole week because they antonio brown so as nonsense going on so it was a big playoff if you win. You barely won that game so now i'm sitting bagley. Oh spaghetti os what is going to happen when a._b. A._b. gone so now do i add. Do you add by subtracting. Is that what we're saying. I don't know all outlying no is originally around the only way the browns aren't good is if it has to do with some chemistry thing in the locker room and freddie kitchens doesn't have back to the guy about the browns <music>. I'm just how well that matters obviously need talent to win. Though like chemistry can only do so much but talent you know. I think that's good. I think it should be a top five top sixty fence the a._f._c. a._f._c. this year. They're gonna go from dead last atop the a._f._c. This year is so monstrous overall in terms of defense. Think about think about. I'm asking you. They're gonna go from bottom bottom. Half of the defense bottom fourth the league in they weren't statistically that they were they were higher up. They just couldn't hold a lead in the fourth quarter. So what does that mean. I'm just telling in utah. Statistically they weren't bottom quarter of the league. If you can't hold a lead in the fourth quarter was i mean i don't know i i. I'm not ready to issue my pictures. My thing though and i'm gonna tell you this. I think the browns are going to be good so i think the ravens are at least mike. Tomlin is a really good coach. <hes> i just think he was put in a situation this past year having the handle with awesome that was over. Maybe i'm bill in the organization. That's not my thomas fault. He can't do anything about it. That's front office obviously player. I think it was something a little bit different that relationship. I think with him and ben rothlisberger. Just you know sometimes it happens. Relationships are sometimes are meant to be forever right. It happened to fall out that day. I've seen behind the music. I know how groups can break apart all right good stuff marie. We'll have you back later in the week right now. Let's get it to our pow all the way from london england handsome hang you all the way from london england and now back once again. He is our resident miami dolphins fan. It's handsome hank. We have time for this sure we do. You were just back there. You feel it more than ever. Hello handsome how're you. How is the u._k. It was great but i missed you. Did you yeah that's sweet. Thank you so much you and daddy. We missed you. We went out to who <hes> rams camp a couple of weeks dallas a nice time british friends. That's right caught up with a couple of year <hes> with a couple of your mates. It's over there yeah we. We had some jokes at your expense. It was a good time there. We caught up with wade. Phillips and eric will go back and listen to that one part of part the issue there was the thing that emerged. Did you feel that eric. Wet all didn't like me. He seemed to not have i wouldn't say didn't like you. I don't think he respected you. Okay fair fair fair that was that was my read on the thing but <hes> but yeah as well. What did something happen behind the scenes that disrespect you. I don't believe so now. I don't think so. I don't know maybe it was just my general comportment. Maybe he found me much the same way that you found me when we first met a decade ago. You didn't care for either either you a little loose. Maybe i was a little loose with with one eric weddell. You know what was really what i did was that i think he didn't like. It wasn't me giving them. The business took his shoes off after practice. I gave him the business about <hes> being shoeless for the interview it wasn't that i think it was that the first thing i brought up to him mm-hmm was hey. Let's talk about three years ago on on christmas day. In heinz field when there was the ravens and steelers for the division title and on the last play of the game antonio brown around catches the ball over the middle any airlie extends it as you're trying to tackle him in the steelers win the division as the result but you face masks him violently and pulled his head back and and did you ever think there would be no recourse because the rest didn't draw flag. It was the last play of the game. The steelers couldn't have challenged in the ravens would've won it on a violent facemask buyer. Hi eric waddle dee ever think about that and he was like nope. That's pretty much the same when when we first met just making fun of me saying confetti can fatty fattening equivalent and i found you to be a dislike character immediately as well so i'm back from <hes> from beautiful coronado island just off of san diego took jonky took <hes> took the kids and took <hes> took the lady there. We got hitched there. We on the on the beach just six of us there wait. What was lovely backup. You hitched. I thought we knew this if i didn't know that wasn't that i didn't put it on the run down a week ago. 'cause i the rundown tel handsome hand gets. Is it out by the rundown. No i don't even find out by pitched. I thought you knew relations i had i literally have no idea oh. I'm suffering on for like a month. I'd be out for about a month. I'm thrilled for you. That's very exciting. What about for her. You know i mean i guess yeah. I'll kick their coverage. Didn't you know oh no. She pooch pundits. I'm not gonna say that. I i'll kick myself how she took a knee. Yeah how i would. I would classify that well congratulations. Thanks very excited. It was wonderful and it started off off. Magically to twenty minutes into the car ride from los angeles down the san diego. The littlest child threw up all over south and really stink the car and so but you know what it was all up from there and that was that was a good base say no matter what happens now now. This is going to be good by comparison because this is disgusting so you decided not to do that by any of your friends or a colleague. You're just gonna say the wedding. I had about four or five people. Ask me why i wasn't invited. I was like he's going down just with the kids. What if what if the only invite was spaghetti that would have been nice just the record. He's the best man someone officiated well yeah they had yeah. We had a guy there some guy. I don't no no i didn't i had no guy's name. I don't recall it now. I don't remember the man who who made it official but i do know oh that weddings proms lose. It was literally just the six of us plus. The guy marrying us and i was thinking to myself as we were doing get this imagined most weddings. Don't have children of the two people getting married literally doing hands doing head stands talking talking openly. There's no nothing else going. Yes that daleks and in marriage it's very embraced doing little spiel and all that kind of stuff and and and <hes> little boy behind me little baby. Boy's is back there saying stuff like that that you'll get this one. I found like stuff like that like you know a little girl. Yeah yeah that kind of thing like you should pay attention. Really this is delightful. It's charming and i mean that's. That's what i would imagine. It damaged wedding. Yes nobody nobody's really paying each other. They just talking over. Maybe yeah maybe that was the most fitting omar of all yeah yeah. What what what would what would dad what do in this situation not just make it about himself precisely precisely yes. Thank you so anyway so that was that was a grand time down there. I i will report because no jive. I did not see the first hard knocks. I will take it in very soon. It's a it's a it's a yeah. It's good you know what jon jon gruden comes across as i mean we know what you liked. Jon gruden came out of coaching into public life. Whatever it was fifteen years is on tv and somehow was less human when he was on t._v. Then he is as a coach what we liked him as a coach. I i mean when you see him again and in hard knocks he's really cool character in-between the his didn't maybe just me but his monday night football persona was not re. I was like oh that's i was expecting him to be a bit more exciting interesting. It's very strange. That's not uncommon malady. Obviously i don't have to tell you you you've met plenty of people in <hes> <hes> who talk about sports for a living on t._v. Or on god casts or otherwise. It's weird how people get. It's almost like booze. You know like when people some percentage did you people just they have a couple of drinks and then they turn into a wholly different human being and you're like maybe you shouldn't drink anymore unless they get more delightful than and in that case. They should only be drunk but there's so many people like what what happened to the fun guy. I was talking to before we started but now you're seeing weird and steph. I certainly some people we work with. I didn't say that we work with any of them. I wanted to give a specific example. Yeah go ahead. It's fine. I went probably shouldn't did. He attend my wedding and he wasn't <hes> so anyway. We'll dig in on hard knocks as we progress here. Let's let's go through a little new. Shall we say what you went to the u._k. A lot of hanging out with family in various different plan your boy broke his arm. Nothing like that yeah. Well i mean you i mean he's a calamity <hes> at any one moment uh-huh and he could he could bring all kinds of could burn your house down one day and then the next day he might break one of his own bones. That's the yeah that's like. Jean claude van damme ish right yeah. It's fun. Ish it's fun to be around until you're like okay. Now have to hospital for five hours to get your arm. Put back together together we. I you know obviously i love. I love the sea and on my last day there. I delighted in i. I didn't even intend it. I didn't schedule it right but as we were calling the kids in that one last dip in the in the see before you go. I said you know what i haven't taken my proper bath. My annual bath to cleanse myself not just to the day soils but all of society's ills and i went in just alone i just went in not playing with kids not managing other human beings wellbeing in the sea now this was just me and i went in there for twenty minutes and i emerged baptize. Is it like when you get into the sea. Creatures come to you like oh davis by the lord of of this realm is here the dolphins chatter typically yeah. They wish me well labs cruel. This was especially nice yeah they. They offered some gifts. No one this is this. This is my gift to you. I'm back with you in the right right. That was it. I wish them well. I hope to see you next summer nation do they do people swim in the ocean the u._k. Yeah sure why are you laugh but all you ever hear about is that it's dreary and cold there but that's not true. I mean you hear about people. I would think could be very cold if nothing much as a warm place it's going to be but as i always describe the pacific vic i don't know what it is but it's magical as well as medicinal and i don't know what it is you get into it fully head to toe. You can't just dip your toes in it. Gotta go all the way in and for the first eleven seconds you feel like what this is in human years. This is not for this species and then we're body temperature temperature or the c- or both they and the men and it feels like silk on your flesh for the rest of the time you frolic. I'm surprised is the only spent twenty minutes in. Can you hear that while we had to go but we did you hear the can you hear that. I still have some residual see in my nose. That's one of my one one of my weird little care. I would imagine that knows there's a lot of yes right. That's right. My nasal cavity is positively the full with <hes> with residual you can if you some stuff you can get you squatted up that which is actually ironically saline water <hes> that clears it now we have. I should have told you this before but you know that. There are a number of occasions. Maybe it'll even happen on the podcast and since we have cameras rolling maybe it'll catch it. I have on occasion. I've gone. I've gone three hours after the fact and like tip tilted my head down and suddenly it turns on like a faucet and a cup of water were poor poor from now <hes> you know i don't wanna work blue or anything but it that litter legitimately once happened on a woman true the water poured does get on the woman so anyway. Let's talk some some pro football ball shall we i want to dig in on this where so excited football's back how better to celebrate handsome then by putting together where we'll see as i always say around this time of year here we are. You know where beggars can't be choosers. We've been walking in the football is desert for way too long. <hes> you know baseball and unsatisfying stanley cup playoffs for most of us and all that jive and then too much attention paid tonio brown albena albena quarterback going to beat out that incumbent all that stuff it all it. You can't resist the seduction that is pro football all storylines but now it's just about here and we're in a mindset just gives us football but what would be come november december come january what would make for a perfect twenty nineteen season. Let me figure that out showy in the meantime. We'll do that with our <hes> our zach's b.'s hotcakes. Let's go through a few of the stories. What did you make of adam. Gas as we transition from game of life talk in the game of football talk. Adam gaze left game life. His wife had a baby and he said you good after she had the baby and he's and she said yeah. The baby was just pointing. I gotta get to a meeting eating and and left for the meeting. Was there two hours after the birth. That was solely. I read this story. It was solely to impress peyton manning this from a few years ago when he was the broncos offense coordinate with solely so that he could beat peyton manning to a meeting good move or bad. I mean bad what job what job would you do that for. Eve leave leave her just born baby. None and laying in the bed is that isn't just she. I think again reading about it. I think she'd how they caesarian all right. Open evening stitched up yet. They hadn't closed ditch. You want them milk accord. Nope i'm john what does this yes. I mean to try and connect it with your point about jon gruden. Does this somehow raise a red flag. I know in the twentieth century there were a number of football people people would consider them charming kind of tales about like he only slept twenty minutes the whole season the whole season he took twenty second cat naps on wednesdays and that was the only sleep got the whole year. Is this somehow a bad message to send in a world that now features guys like bruce the area and saying to his coaching do yourself. I don't want you here and by the way i'll say this to for that like that super harto football guy latch what it's about chuck noll used to send. We don't know what we're doing by five o'clock in the afternoon that we can't win anyway. We got to be smarter than than within that he would send everybody home. That was a great mess. It is and i agree with you under percent on it but there's definitely an element of the football watching audience that would be very impressed oppressed by this. I guess you're right yeah. It's weird. It's just it depends whether you want to be part of the normal mankind or you want to be. I thought i thought everybody loves raymond was was a great sitcom. I thought it was really well done. I was like watching the play every week kind of and i know it was a little cheesy or something too family oriented for for the young people imagine guys like spaghetti. Were probably not edgy enough for me. Is that true or does that even before your time. I watched that show. They did a great. Oh yeah. It's very much like i did that. I tell you handsome. I met spaghetti's did you. They were in town from staten island. We went out. We had a couple of belts delightful. People just exactly how you would imagine with these brothers well brother was there and the most i it was a competition or is it ordered and fact funny because as for the other thing that was striking was spaghetti and his longtime girlfriend or now so lovely girlfriend are so now familiar with each other they just openly argue i in front of a relatively early like let's show them that we get along nicely. It's like why. Why are you doing that way way where you're gonna do. I told you what i was going to do. Uh-huh oh you don't get me. I'm gonna get a young eddie. You're so in like just open in front of the family that means that they're in it for the long haul the auto guest yeah that's right and then and the other thing was they ordered up. They basically ordered the wheel where they all the appetizers big into appetizers. I would imagine there were some appetizers sticks around the i felt like the minute they left. It's like i just felt awful. Every day we just eating garbage and just drinking and it was just with. Is that why you just turned down a slice of pizza though yeah for real we they also also the spaghetti's old man was telling me and i thought it was pretty cool. <hes> was at woodstock. Do you know what woodstock isn't go finish. That sentence was waste out. He was all right. He said he's told you woodstock. No he went. He attended oh yeah. I bet mr spaghetti's. He's love free love that that was what was interesting he was he was anything but a hippy kind of a guy. It's like i went out there to see ban with my friends. I wanted this strictly for the music. The who i bet i bet maybe he went ness strictly for the music that was in intention but when there was some free love on offer i missed a spaghetti got hit by a car. They're trying. Are they gonna happen. I'm just ignoring everything hangs saying was he wouldn't have been in college he. He played football in college yeah. I don't know how i don't know if there was like a restrict offseason regimen or wherever but as much free loves you can not over that but he was their next up what about about <hes> kirk cousins he an emerging issue that was revealed late last week that garrett bradberry has his would would be center is an issue with perspiration out the but i think that's awful being a quarterback in general like the fact so you have these large sweaty normally not made out of how disgusting transaction is is that lodge man this sweaty harry. It's the middle of summer and during training camp. You're you're made to go. Do a lot of a lot of work is like vodka luge but instead your hands ends up being bathed in sweat. That's been lose down. Someone's crack but do they have likes but if you couldn't be at apparently i never really thought about. I've thought it's seems kinda. Gross and the advent of maybe like roger staubach was whispering tom landry. We like i really don't like having to put my hands there. I think we might be more effective from like a few yards back at strictly dry where he just snapped on the touch. Come i'll come up with a name for maybe star back was a germaphobe and and this was before the days of antiseptic liquid sprays or something the guy yeah those maybe the q._b.'s are they. Maybe doing that putting the antiseptic on could be in the in the little patchy <hes> that rivals that in in terms of grotesque stuff in sport awesome it balls chris executives say in baseball and cricket like people using body moisture to sort of shine. A ball up up is played baseball in high school and that was when some of my teammates would chew tabacchi and they'd be spitting out. I find that smell and then you trudge through it. That's a big thing after any bad thing to do. I think wrestling is inherently kinda. I would ask that's too much wrestling. There'll be some point in your wrestling career where you're going to have someone's stuff all over your face ringworm so a lot of bacteria no way people we'll get ringworm in wrestling matches all the time yeah no a real big identity. You have to like make sure you clean stuff stuff like i'm not a big m._a. Guy but i do know just from listening the referees have to check the fighters body for staph infection too to because they get all of this gross stuff on them and it could be something as simple as like the sweat flying off and so you're not cleaning it properly. It's a real problem. I mean i know that in this grandma when the scrum foams you have like three guys at the front and then you have two guys behind them and those two guys behind them have to put their heads between between two people's butts and then they bind in with the player by putting up between their legs and cry like holding onto the short just above the man's business business and that the position lima used to have to play him rugby was second row and there was something about sometimes you would grab on and then he'd be like oh. I've got hold of some. Oh that's even worse this handsome. I always i've always thought what kind of self esteem i you know i have. I brag my own lack of self esteem but even i as a you know mediocre to poor athlete who nevertheless as a whip attached as shoulder. You're lucky i can throw it and i can shoot the basketball bobbins too slow to be effective in sports but still i would never in a pickup football game who have enough guys when you get like really like ten on ten or go onto centre and somebody but some some kids when you do that when you're growing up or like y'all play the offensive line like what i'm not doing. No no. I don't wanna play if i'm not going to be the quarterback or at worst a wide receiver. I'm not blaming no oh line. I'm no bum. You were actually handling bumps yup. That's even worse squeezing those between them. You always seemed like you had a lot of confidence in your that was the position i was. I was assigned because i was this was rugby wasn't a pickup game next quickly there you see in the picture of sidney crosby his jockstrap. That's making the rounds rounds again. Now that story now he has been using the same jockstrap since he was in high school and he hanged it sometime behind him in the locker and it's black and it's making the rounds again because he was just in a podcast interview and he talked and said he's not going to get rid of it and he says he makes the trainer in pittsburgh. Penguins athletic leading trainer has to like sell it back up this black josh. I guess to get squashed but it doesn't matter. It's grayish black like mangled looking thing that he's been wearing for like over decades. I like to brag about my life. Resume the things that i do well. I order food like no one i've ever known i think i'm number one at ordering food at a restaurant but sean mcvay unless needed some sort of a video quiz apparently last week and it was revealed there that <hes> sean mcvay avai for all of his genius doesn't know how to cook an egg handsome not things that you do well on your resume. What would you note as something that don't ask me like it's the the equivalent of i don't know mac book spread. Is that a thing spreadsheet excel yeah. You're when they ask you korea like that kind of what can you drive a stick shift. Yeah i mean i grew up doing that. What i do that everyone else can do so air spent. I definitely spent a long time not being able to whistle. I've finally mustered whistle. Can we hear it. Whistling is a difficult one. I would you know what i can't do. I can't here's an athletic one when i don't know how to spin a ball a basketball my thing that's why is it not everyone can do. I think a lot of people can just pick up the thing also teaching whistling two little ones are apparently handsome. Hank is difficult. Have you ever tried to do like blow air through your lips and blows to explain what you dave. Thank you trying to think if i can't jan soup can open up can can openers. I'm the cantaloupe and that's a good one. I i can't jump rope either. I i tell you what else i normally do is use scissors. I'm left handed and says just don't work for me. Really i didn't know what happened as in in my transition in here in the states. I don't know if this i assume this is true in the u._k. To they always when you were in elementary school they put green kind of like rubber stuff around the left handed scissors to stand out like like the scarlet letter identify why you as you know yeah like he's got one of those lefties and it was a it was an embarrassing thing and to have to use the green scissors. There's but at some point in my life. I just started the work for me. They don't work for you yet with. I don't have left handed scissors. I'm saying regular secular oats. I can pick up regular old scissors and make them go congratulate jimi hendrix playing guitar reverse. That's very much what it's like yeah. It's the same thing really if you think about it all right handsome. Let's jump in oh. What do you think of a couple a couple of things quickly. I keep saying n._f._c. West champ is going to be the <hes> san francisco forty niners but i always asterisk these things because you don't know so what what the training camp who it's going to claim with injuries and now nick bosa oft injured already that was the red flag one of the red flags coming into of the season was is he going to be healthy and now nick both is not gonna fucking field apparently until september and i guess he's inside with a high ankle sprain. Those things tend to linger and so who knows what nick bosa spaghetti asks is this disease shake my confidence in the niner's winning the division yeah it kinda does it does a little bit whereas these hasn't played in twelve months as never played for the things that the that's because we because i liked the i like the double whammy presented by what should be a really stout defensive line sign. I think right. I think they're going to be dominant and by the way jason baratz been heard a little bit and in fact i ran into here's a namedrop rob. I ran into <hes> in mazal tov to her. As a shoutout mina kimes humongous <hes> sports media star at this point. She's going to be calling rams games preseason it is and and i said i loved it. I think the niners win the division this year. She said arthur defense is not good after the defensive line. That's all the matters so they can heats up. Everybody will look good on the back end and she said and i said that's that is what is true in football these days out really what matters is being able to generate pass rush and she said no no it's the secondary that matters and i said the eagles just won the super bowl a year and a half ago. That was all about that pass. I had a lousy back in there and she said now games changed in the last two years and she meant that she wasn't jiving but to that richard sherman back there and jason baratz brett just a quick update low just came across i now did he is questionable for week one. They're hoping he's ready and then jerick mckinnon saying he's also questionable for week one so but i mean that rotation they have have it running back. I really didn't even chart. Mckinnon is that important to with kevin coleman their metro area who he's not anymore but they source onto a big. You'll ask they've kind of transition from that super bowl team into a fresh offensive line. That should be all right. I mean the question is jimmy garoppolo james. I think if i think if handsome jimmy can can do it then then that team can still win that division. I think he should go with james. Also the seahawks really need. What do you mean james like jimmy. Oh jasko grow grow up jimmy. Let's be jane i disagree because i think that it's is important. I think it do you think it's a coincidence that there are two in the world of of human beings who have late night right television shows. Do you think it's a coincidence. The two of them are not james there jimmy. That's fine. He's not he's not going to be a t._v. Host he's. He's going to be who you could've carefree. You know he's one of the dudes if he's james. He has to win over the locker room. Didn't you hear that gotta be that guy. He's gotta be it's gotta be winsome does mates dates in the locker room. Not not the management well it depends. What type of do you want to be. You know peyton manning. Peyton wasn't like oh komi pay oklahoma while companies alright but but this one's already on relatable because he's so handsome he's handsome for for his teammates hansa. Oh speaking of which spaghetti fell very much in love with eric. Weddell ranks ranks his now as the most handsome player in the n._f._l. I'm with you on that. I wouldn't say he's the most tense i started to say. In a half hour ago. Shaun o'hara was in here with us and he really broke down last week. Go back and listen to that podcast really great stuff about a carson wentz and the rising force even from what we've already seen. He thinks he's going to be even better in twenty nine thousand nine but then really did a deep dive on daniel jones and eli manning and really if you're interested i think offensive line play kind of a snooze earlier but he made what goes on the mentality of being an offensive lineman what it is to be a part of an offense runs the ball versus passes i i and all that and what that means to the guys that play the position really interesting stuff from one of our favorites here and also a digital wall of famer here sixty thirty six great blue eyes as well. He is a handsome also has a new hairdo for twenty nineteen season really. I can't wait to see a little swoopy thing aside. You should check that out. I will <hes> <hes> handsome what are you. Let's get to where to get to here yeah. Let's do i shakes yeah all right. Let's get down here you got somewhere to be. Why do i also i'm excited about about this conversation. Okay if this something another topic has been minus. See plus says it's even been a seat plus. Now we know the fan base is going to eat this up so we're could you know what i learned recently and i'm flattered by it because i'm vain so i like <hes> things that make me feel nice is is they are show has an outsized soak in the world of podcasting. It has to do with digital recording and all that kind of stuff and they measured these things in various ways. Our show has a has a remarkable completion rate. They finish thing remember thing was we we'd been talking tweet us at two and three goto there is about nonsense and then we said i bet nolan still listening tweet us a patriot area or anna and we got hundreds the meet the the mediums measurements indicate that yeah some people. Thank you very much. Everyone very nice. I it's a nice thing that you do it is nice you sit there and listen to all the way to the end of my nonsense that i don't know if i should feel like a greater greater sense of responsibility or if i should become zanier the taste test just how far they'll go go with all right hand so let's get to time now for zach's. B.'s fresh takes presented by zach's. B.'s famous chicken fingers wings in zalid salacious delicious even for sean evans isn't with us. We did have rashawn evans with us working the drive through window at nashville around the draft and that was a grand time we gotta gotta get back and do that again. Spaghetti you know that's i'd like to catch up with rashad evans. I also look for just in case we need to know the closest axes to our current location location is in utah. It's about it's about a six hour fifty minute drive okay. Let's the three of us three hundred just he's got some fingers and famous utah lomb eric weddell. That'll be enough time for him to get to know. The real dave definitely make one way or another decision. Will we made at the end of that journey either. He doesn't come back. He just lives at zach's b.'s from now on that's his next team that he plays for a drive through guy or he'll come back with us. Yes and we'll know he likes you. I you know i don't know i if i really focused in. That's the thing that might be the issue i by eric. I think that's that is what plagues me right. I am yeah i if i tried to. Have you like me. You won't like me and careers like me. In the end because you reese. I didn't know what to do and then i was like i know meantime because he's short and fat and now we're really good friends. It's nice. We <hes> the honor him in that way. Don't tell him i said now no but but some people the aforementioned completion rates are going to be some people who hear that so. I don't know what to tell you yeah. Keep be cool everybody. I don't know about what he said there but their friends okay zach's b.'s fresh eggs presented by zach's. B.'s and handsome like i say we've you've been out in the football is desert all off season just trying to hang on football so now we can be had well. You know we we would take. We would take any third rate chicken but what we want right now. Is we want we want we want quality and by the end of the season. Just a morsel food won't be enough for that won't satiate what we want is high and foot shaw what then would make for a what would make for the perfect ingredients like that of a pro football season here in two thousand nine hundred. Let's we can put that together. Spaghetti chime in <hes> as you will. Can i start because i have an idea that maybe i think adiel appreciate this. I if you're planning out the perfect ingredients of the perfect meal right <hes> you you you don't you love appetizers. We know eddie loves appetizers. You wanna make sure he also likes main courses desserts to direct and that's the point there's like if you like desserts. I like desserts and i know for fact daddy does you don't wanna stuff yourself to full and not think about. Have i got space for dessert so so if i can i'd like to start with desert and say that the thing that would make the perfect ingredients to a perfect meal of a season for me would be related related to the super bowl and it would be. I don't want to eat the bread and butter pudding again. I don't want to have the the thing that i had for the lost five times. I had to say i. I want a different selling sweet and chocolate the and delicious nothing. I haven't had before nothing so so like chocolate. Cake your delicious but i've had and i've had you and had you. I want some flung. Yeah you love your is talking about your your pecan. We great. I've tasted it. I want something that's gonna. Chris lowe my mind completely and that's why i don't want the new england patriots to win the super bowl. I listen. I'll go that would be the great desert for my season. Yeah listen. We talked about it and legitimately. I think tom brady's great. I think he's funny obviously if you follow them on social media as a sense of humor so tom brady has never ever once once posted anything on social media that sorry sorry to blow the bubble that he's never even looked at social media that someone else being his personality i now i'm sorry is hands using a prison approve it though only leaky like scans at first. I was like yeah he not everyone. Do you think they're like hey. Tom sorry to interrupt your your watching practice rebel chat but you'll definitely going to this little witty one liners. I've written i dunno. I bet that some some some pictures he definitely like oh. I'm good at this. People like my people. You wind kelly account. Pull the cut back further because i actually no okay no 'cause already in my head. Oh yeah no. I'm not going to believe me. I that may have happened several years ago when i started not having any more while either way it's it's not diminishing and again. If you really wanna hear i really insightful conversation about who bill belichick is and how he comported himself and what it is to the patriot how how how that results in what the patriots down over the last twenty years go and dig up from couple few weeks ago andrew hawkins our new colleague really went in because obviously he played for the browns and bengals and spent some time up in new england as well and really what the difference is between the average n._f._l. Team versus the way bella check operate so it's it's not diminish that but i'm with you. We've seen it a million times first of all the patriots thing but beyond that if they would i it's not. I don't think i don't want them to go to the playoffs. It's i mean. I don't want them to go to the super bowl. I don't think that's enough. I think that in the in the questionable all soft underbelly that is the a._f._c. east i think for all the praise gets i think if they would regress a little bit the patriots josh allens bills and sam darnold jets and then. Let's see what josh rosen looks like. Let's not bother with the talk about. We've seen it enough. All due respect very funny stuff ryan fitzpatrick but are we don't need that. Let's just go with josh rosen. Let's say if he's good because if he would be good if josh rosen would be good and then you would start feeling good about that. They don't have to be world in twenty nine hundred. We're on our way to being halfway but i'm with you on the pages will still win that division. They offs. I thought we were doing the the ingredients of the perfect season. I'm just telling you carry on. I'm sorry i would like for the jets and bills to be relevant. Wouldn't that be fun relevant but the the patriots will still win the division. That's still good point. I don't want them to go to the super bowl. I definitely that one to win the super bowl. I like them to lose to a team. During the that hasn't even happened. A god knows how many years like even losing in the playoffs not just the losing in the super bowl. That's what i'm looking. I i hear you but yeah. I would say i wouldn't mind seeing them. Regress at this point not winning. The super bowl would be a regression fair enough. I think that i hope okay your turn. This is an obvious one for me but i think if you're a football fan you would. You're being curmudgeon if you disagree in the tale of two football football cities that is the powerhouse <hes> one of the division bullies for some time now the a._f._c. north the pittsburgh steelers you know with all respect to the ravens the the steelers have been in in the rust belt forever and all that sort of thing and yet there are some concerns from outsiders and insiders. I suppose that that this team is zahn. Descent now like you know that was that was that was the canary in the coal mine not just a weird aberration aberration last season but this is where they're headed rosina's burgers getting older by the way that would be compelling if they go down right as the punchline of the division and nee of pro football ascends with baker mayfield if that inversion would be compelling period but i think if you had the browns and steelers fighting it out all season season long and by the way to remove my team from it i think that the browns perceive the steelers to be their their bully arrival or whatever but in fact it's misguided oh i didn't. I've talked to a lot of browns fans about this. What do you care about the steelers. The ravens are literally dole literally that to you should be hating steelers fans went out when you lost the browns and they they went out on the streets with billboards and stuff and everything else i get because maybe steelers fans your life. It can happen to the browns. I guess that could happen happened us but whatever the motivation ravens veins weren't doing that they were out there like we got the browns and then they win two super bowls. That's you should hate so if they were in the mix too. That would be fun fund but i think if the steelers browns these two longtime foes one who has had zero lock the other one has had a bounty of success were battling it out all all through and they play each other twice in three weeks in late november early december. I think that would be captivating stuff for just about any football fans spaghetti spaghetti ugo cola. Come to my mind quickly. One is like just i think a large part of last season and in few reasons like there's been a couple of calls on the field that have kind of maybe put too much focus from fans on them. I wish like less referee involvement or more so that the players understanding the rules in grasping the rules better so as the the game is just the game we could enjoy the game. I think that's one of those definitely helps the season but the other one is kind of similar vein of what hanger saying we're getting kind of tired of the patriots and board of patriots mahomes lashari though is so cool we had he's a young quarterback and brought his team to the almost of potentially winning a super bowl. If this year josh allen in san darlie mentioned lamar jackson josh rosen if he gets a chance and just saying this because of dale jones potentially playing a guy like the younger q._b.'s if they all are just really good and that's again go along with with dave all thirty. Two teams have a quality quarterback. I think that'd be awesome. The league and then you really can't count out any team from being competitive because they each have a quarterback who can compete and we see someone like maybe like at the shawn watson like who's a star but maybe not as big of a star whereas like a russell wilson or andrew luck now if he could take the the next carrie that team on his back then bring them all the way to. I would love to see that they knew i guess a new huma homes this year from another young quarterback to add one more to that's so right now. Let's let's think about that. Let's say the top five quarterbacks back in the n._f._l. They've all been around for a while right. It's i think people in our yes exactly but it's probably brady breeze rogers <hes>. Let's let russell wilson. Let's put my home somewhere in that in that list so be good too. Let's kick out brady dumb with him. Breeze something so some of that coming to an end last year the back end of the season dan if we could add to show watson if you could add not sam darnold or josh allen for me that would not be the perfect ingredients but whoever it is into that mix then that will be the way the the josh rosen thing is legit. I would like to see see him succeed. That was a he. He got a raw deal in arizona and the only thing that's gonna hold them back this year. I feel like i still think he's sue obviously super talented but now he's going to be up behind another bad offensive line without a ton of great options to throw the ball to actually one thing that dolphins do have receiving core is is is not bad at all because he wild for albert wilson <hes> crazy but wilson kenny stills birthday yeah yeah kenny he's still fine. I hear you on that one. I'd love to see it all. It's weird how often the n._f._c. east is a compelling division and you would think it has to do with the four metropolises in which those four teams play but there is something to the legitimate not legitimate hatred between those four teams. I think dwayne haskins is going to be good this year. I don't know exactly who he's swinging the ball consistently outside of those and outside of the tight ends but they could be alright and by the way they were under the radar last last year. They just fell apart with injury. Trent williams is going to go. I think e i think it would be nice to see for carson wentz to see him succeed in the postseason because he's got got to have a weird ego now. After watching nick foles do well. I think the division what division do you think stands the best. Chance of having four are legitimate teams all answer my own question. I think the n._f._c. north is the is people to easily just reject the lions lions because of their track record but the lions might be pretty good this year they should be able to run the ball. They patricia has a chance to succeed there. They they shared with if we assume that he really knows what he's doing in defense and now had twenty four months to build it up to his liking he unless he's a fraud like so many you guys have been proven once they leave bella checks teat unless unless he's just the latest example of that which you know history suggests he will be held. Turn that defense around and then stafford. Don't go the way cutler. Don't be cutting. I think stafford this. I said it last year and it didn't happen at all but i feel like that. Team could be could be good in fun this year i think i think that's a good pick the other teams in that division. I think that the the east would be my pick when i was. I thinking about it but i just i don't necessarily have the belief in the red skins to get that done. I would say the n._f._c. South might be the one right you you think. Aaron's is gonna do enough to turn around the the buccaneers to make them at least a lot better than they were before. I think we saw that the panthers season they had had a rough time of it last year. I think they will be better than they than they will. I think they definitely are going to be a good team and then the other to the other two good alrighty. I think the falcons have been so unlucky with injuries on defense the last couple of years and that defense is so talented icon that's to me. That's the team that i'm most looking forward to seeing the season because they can wipe the slate clean and ready guy. I think people are not talking about that team enough. The falcons look at that offense. It's again. Injuries are the major asterisk with all these but assuming good health for that offense. I mean what are you going to do. How do you how how are are you going to stop that offense this year. It's crazy matt. Ryan is right now. He'd be in my top three for m._v._p. Conversation right now the season because housing housi- knocking to light it up and the defense should be should be pretty good. I i think i'm starting to four my picture. I think the vikings are going to be really good this here. I'm starting to lean in that direction. The andrew luck thing kind of throws everything out of whack but otherwise that division is is brutal to in every score in that division should be seventeen thirteen this year that they're all defense. I kind of teams and i could see any of those four. That's that's the way to look at it would you. You'll be stunned to hear you would be stunned here. Wait the buccaneers won the division. You could say any of those four teams out of the a._f._c. south and by there's path for them to win the division right. Yeah i think so. I'll throw mine in the ring. I think the a._f._c. south. I don't know why i'm obsessed with them. You just said speeches. I talk with the n._f._c. south. They andrew luck. I i made a quick. I made a hard right. Turn no exit polling division and i'm pulling at the titans related info because that's the one team that vision that i'm kind of like but i could see him going eight and eight nine seven. That's because it's i don't know what it is about the titans agency but as i've said for a decade now they have a weird feel which is no feel whatsoever from for mario d- i you know i don't all know what they've had. I think about what they've gotten to the playoffs you. You think oh well they're because they're always terrible now. They've they've made chris. Johnson was went for two thousand yardbirds and they had that crazy weird win. In arrowhead and derrick henry snapping off crazy late season long runs where he's trucking thirteen defenders on play and all that kind of stuff and yet. They still have no vibe when you think about you. What do you conjure when you think of of the tennessee titans maybe they should become the nashville titans music city titans yeah. Maybe not the titan to toll complete rebrand. Yeah yeah oh here. The clippers might change username to what i don't know. That's damaged steps in. Let's say okay what else is in the recipe or we. I think the thing the thing i always go oh to with with exercises like this is who especially in the all time decade where the sports gods are allowing all lease also rans in all sports in american sports to finally break through from the capitals and the eagles and the blues and the cubs and any number of of other teams that i'm forgetting right now the raptors if that counts i don't know the mavericks <hes> but i mean a super bowl with if the browns would get there the jets would get there on one side and the vikings would get there or the lions would get there that way. I mean you know what i tell you what i want. I'm remember it's the n._f._l.'s one hundred season. I heard about that day. I did hear so this isn't related to that but i would like to see the dallas cowboys and the houston texans suitable now. I really know i've proposed. If you wanna perfect a recipe for not just a perfect twenty nine thousand nine but for any season i would say that we need to take a page from college football. I've said it before. I'll say it again. Dan take a page from college football and have an have regional rivalry week. It's a lie it's a little bit of a tongue twister but but it would be great if you had the texans and cowboys play each other and said they were gonna play each other in the super bowl notice gives them playing in week twelve. Maybe we wouldn't get the jets and giants playing each other. Which would we great and you wouldn't get the bucks playing the dolphins and and you know that's not going to happen. That would be superfund. Why wasn't that recipe for this rams chargers steelers and eagles bears. Oh you love the preseason not normally happens in the dow those would be those would be fun showdowns. I listen for the hundredth year. What i mean you know. No you can make a case rogers. Versus mahomes the two best practical arms not the guy who can throw at the furthest in history of football but the i mean. I've never heard that definition but it makes sense right. I mean george. We're looking for practical right. Joe flacco could probably throw road as far as anybody but it takes them too long to get rid of the ball so then it doesn't really have much value. Come game time. I think if you did that you know guys who can get rid of and throw it as tesla. That's super wall would be a lot of fun and it would revisit obviously the first super bowl but the most meaningful super bowl rivalry is obviously obviously steelers and cowboys and i only do much better than that this year right. You want texans and cowboys. I'm going to go steelers and eagles. Let's settle the score your let's. Let's do show that. I'd be more interested in so vania. Indeed rob berg rops vania bug. I like it. And where do you come down on. I think they're teams in sports in individual sports n._b._a. Is better than the lakers and celtics ticks are relevant college. Football is better when notre dame is relevant n._f._l. Football is better when the cowboys and raiders mindlessly the raiders teams teams if the cowboys and raiders can be relevant in twenty nine. I'm going to throw in the pack as in the forty nine okay well. I as i've told you i think the forty niners are going to <hes> anything else handsome. Did we do a good job with this spaghetti earlier now on the ingredients a bit but that's fine. It doesn't matter we didn't think it through the linebackers know. What record would you like to see broken. These are things that remember i record. I i'm bored. I think we talked about the other day. I'm just bored of q._b.'s only winning m._v._p. I wanna see let's get let's break. The sacrifice donald a beginning of donald. Someone that record doesn't get the m._v._p. Award i would like to see what people are so casual all about is when they do. I just said chris. Johnson went for two thousand yards. The only person to do it by a certain measure is o._j. Simpson he did it in fourteen games. Everybody else has needed at least that extra game to do it. Eric dickerson holds the single season rushing record and as awesome as he was only the juice. Did it for fourteen games. If only to raise that is the reference that is available to us. Let's see somebody else do it. Then who else would even b- but what running back that guy's gonna do that in this era nobody could get four. Nobody could but you've got to. You've got to eliminate the pasta. I mean it's just too easy to throw the bullies days like why would i try and feed my running back to get the two thousand yards to as far as that goes. This sounds i guess probably curmudgeonly but a little bit too spaghetti's point even even though he likes all q._b.'s being good is i would like to see a little regression because in quarterback statistics everybody. We don't need that many guys are on for five k. and that many guys around for forty touchdowns and all that sort of thing because it does kind of a race. It's a little bit like the steroid era in baseball. Let's get to a point where there were all those numbers are almost mundane and now they're starting to have no meaning to sweat. You almost can't can't look up. Almost dan marino is his numbers are almost irrelevant at this. You know they're coming to the sport new. If you're like me and you look at like an arena so great you didn't go to season is matt stafford stafford yeah i'd. I like to see that comeback a little bit. I like defense. I'd like to see some. I like to see a legitimate dominant defense. It's not not this twenty first century version. I thought it was really fun. The most the broncos were fun when they won the super bowl but there's had i had more to do with the secondary in the no fly zone and everything else. I like that shut it down defense. You see we're going to smother you all game long. I liked when the seahawks were at the height the raven but that wasn't that long that was i. I could use some of that. I think <hes> who who do you think stands a chance to be that defense. I could do that. I just don't buy nick foles. I don't think nick foles that he doesn't play. I know but this kind of stuff. I definitely wouldn't pinocchio. Be the chargers chargers. Defense should be really good this year but now andrew lock all of a sudden andrew luck. That's a good question. Let's wrap it up with us on long enough hansa handsome about three minutes or an hour so good timing here okay. Here's something to consider and maybe we'll dig it on this a little bit more in the coming days andrew luck bad calf we don't know. He says he thinks he'll be ready for week one but we also kept here in that same thing about his shoulder kept getting kicked down the line. Look i know you'll be all right and it took forever for him to be alright. If andrew lock doesn't that say get to a super bowl in in the next two years then he hits the ten year markings just physically broken does he is he a hall of fame or is he tracking for the hall of fame right right now. He's not even right now. He continues to the measure by weight because a because we were just talking about quote about numbers are so large at the moment his numbers don't stack up. He doesn't have he wouldn't have the super bowl's based on what you're saying sure. He looked good but other guys have looked good aren't going to be in the hall of fame. I don't commander luck at this point in his career. He retired today under no wait. Why would just wouldn't have the game. He doesn't have some terrell davis kind of postseason listening to it. It wouldn't be a career because he came in as the most heralded quarterback since payton our weekly and and he hasn't been disappointing and there'd be moments where he's been transcendental beverage well. No one does this better than andrew lot but i don't think that if he doesn't have some hardware to show for it at at the end. I don't think he's good enough to get into. I wouldn't be weird for him to be in so is he. Does he loom right now. Aaron rodgers won a super bowl so you can't hit li- i know a lot of people involved to say you know when you really look at it and aaron rodgers career. It's been kind of disappointing based on where we saw him to be about eight nine years ago. Maybe there is something maybe there's some merit to that but i think andrew lock right now would say for all of his success still is right now like the most disappointing quarterback back not a bust but he's not jameis winston. I guess we're overstating. Not james is james hasn't shown any point the point with are you. You've seen you've seen glimpses of andrew luck at his very best and you're like wow that's better than almost anyone that's ever done it. You've never seen anything like that from james winston and all right. We'll wrap it up there. I mean the thing that continues like i again team. I keep talking about is is as the browns like everybody else is talking about day i can kind of we'll have nothing to do with the talent that they throw out there but the chemistry mystery of odell and jarvis and baker and now this new stuff from from the big fella the old line coach the big star last year. What was his name. Bob can't think of his name wiley wiley bob wiley the offensive line coach last year now and believe i get that he's biased in got fired with all the other coaches so he has an axe to grind with freddie kitchens but if freddie kitchens can handle this and it gets sideways and this is another one i mean winter browns fans effort ever by anything ever again. That's that's a fascinating story and then at the same time the x. browns now the purples from baltimore what they're trying to do. I loved loved growing up college football a tick more in terms of style watching a team that i have teams that i have no emotional connection with i liked watching college football all better because there was so much variation offensive philosophy growing up in college football with the n._f._l. We've seen different approaches with this but i mean the them you just go. Full on option should be super fun to watch. I just wish you weren't the ravens because now i'm not going to be able to root for it all right handsome. I'm rooting for your success a six year on getting married. That really is a <hes>. It's a it's a big moment. Tash tag blessed you know that's you know well well that i agree with all that say okay handsome a pleasure to see you eddie spaghetti spaghetti nice to see you as always and as always presented by zach's b.'s get over there famous fingers wings and we'll be back with more who in applesauce for or you later on in the week until four spaghetti handsome hank and the whole gang which includes roger goodell and baker mayfield eld bob wiley. I don't know who else go get some wings. <hes> we'll talk to you later. In the week. 'til ends been slice of heaven.

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'Les Misrables' Comes To A Joyous Close

MASTERPIECE Studio Podcast

16:05 min | 1 year ago

'Les Misrables' Comes To A Joyous Close

"Everyone's watching masterpieces miserable on PBS. So don't be left out. Watch new episodes of les Miz every Sunday at nine pm or catch up on PBS dot org slash masterpiece. For a limited time, you can also binge the whole series now on PBS passport a member benefit from your local member station. Les Miserables is must see TV watch it now. I'm Jay sleigh Cobb. And you're listening to masterpiece studio after chaos in the streets of Paris armed rebellion and attract through the sewers cassette and Mary as Palmer, see have finally achieved what had bliss Papa? The U holiday, 'cause I'm happy for you. Then why aren't you smiling and as the young couple enters their new life together a wizened, Jean Valjean slips away, surrounded by the love of his adopted daughter, and her new husband at long last, the tortured ex-convict has found peace? Things to tell you. Shh, shh, shh. Thank. The dramatic ending of Victor Hugo's classic tale comes to life in the final episode of masterpieces new adaptation of Les Miserables, and we spoke to series lead actors Dominic west and David yellow about the challenges they faced in bringing the story to close. It was a bloody nightmare. It was a very tough scene is very tough thing to do is one of those scenes you read in a script and you go boy. Okay. When are we doing that? We also spoke to series writer. Andrew Davis about his herculean efforts to wrap up. The remarkably lengthy novel in a neat six episodes are do love the final moments of the story. That's all this week in a special episode masterpiece studio. For both Dominic west in David yellow, this final episode of Les Miserables sees their characters Jean Valjean inspector Javert, die for Valjean to death among family, finally redeemed after a life on the run for Javert. It's a death by his own hand drawing a sombre close to his lifelong hunt, the physical and emotional challenges of both scenes weighed heavily on both actors so much valuable in his journey is an unconscious need to return to the prison hoax. I'm he, he surrenders himself to chevelle three or four times. And I could never quite understand that in the book, but one side realize that incarceration persecution devalue, your sense of self was to the point where you believe that you don't deserve anything else that you belong in an institution that you cannot survive outside of that institution and the brutality institution. And that's the story for Valjean throughout until the end when he realizes that his home is not in the prison hulk. Wchs. It's in the Bishop of dean's house where he's reborn into the world of love and humanity. And I think it's an incredibly beautiful and symmetrical coming home rainy. I an indicative of his understanding way his home truly is. It's the combination it's an iconic scene as well. But also, I was being a foot of the opportunity to bring more layering Ben. Maybe you've seen with that scene before I didn't jump into the river, because we needed to do more than one take I had a stunt double who did that. But everything else of asleep was me, and there are certain scenes that a heart talk about in an interview setting because they kind of go to the heart of what you try to do as an actor, which is just tell the truth, and you hope. And that's what the audience receives. And that's what I tried to do. Everything I've ever believed to be true. Everything I lived my life by. And he. I shall of course, be resigning my commission already. Almost. If it is indeed a mistake one mistake against the long, Eli continue after this. I brought myself and the police service into disgrace and disrepute for Davis. It was vitally important that John Valjean death be seen is uplifting. Well, I think this is just the heart of the whole thing. The, the message. Oh, all the store is the love will give us Hove and there can be optimism. And 'cause that's an Marras particularly in the book. They're, they're not very wonderful characters, but they do. I mean, Marriot's does come to understand and love jumbo Joan and Cosette. Recovers a love for him and his death becomes meaningful and a happy. Death. It was something where a simple occupation that he could find peace nights. Nice for him to end his life there. And I'm a bit of a leap, you've got to have suspension of disbelief with the audience because we've it's not long since we've seen him, you know, own, but strong, and now suddenly, he's like all the all the strength has gone out of that huge body. And, and he's some I'm yeah, he's a he's a dying man and happy to be happy to be at the end of his life. But even with the uplifting nature of algebra's death that journey to that finale, was anything, but beautiful, I member being very interested in who they were causing his Marius rely king. Liz are often very instrumental in the calcium codeine exam to carry on it. And then and then they reveal. Josh? And he's, you know, he's about six two. He's not a small guy at all. So it was quite carrying him around, but to sort of Levin the series of it. We had brats swimming around real rats with wrangles swimming around us. But we had this very funny. Belgium props man, who had created the perfect third, which is made out of roof insulation in which he then painted Brown. And if you drop that in Moore's it looks just like attorney, it was a brilliant improvisation from the props department, and, and he kept plopping these things. Around us as we were trying to do these intense scene. And it did sort of provide vulgarity, I remember crying we love fresh years. He kept propping these, these fake turds everywhere. So they will they will levity in the scene, even if it doesn't seem so. Brief word from our sponsors. Viking Vikings all new custom-built ocean fleet is designed to bring the traveler closer to the destination with all verandah state rooms and assure excursion included in every port Viking by river and by C. Learn more at Viking cruises dot com. Valjean and Javert six episode cat and mouse. Chase comes to a head in the most unlikeliest places in a carriage. It's one of the most tense and moving scenes in the miniseries, one in which Javert decides to ultimately let his quarry, go young man. Zia. Particular friend of yours. Did you say he's? Dear to you. Are the contrary. If he lives intends to. Rub me. Oh my happiness. And yet you. You insane. No. I don't think so. Are you? We had the benefit of having played a lot of scenes of each other. And so, I feel like a lot of the history. The characters had we also had as actors by then in terms of playing that scene. And I think it really helped because it's a fairly simple seen dialogue wise, but it steeped in a lot of history. And in a lot of certainly for Javert berry real confusion as to how this man who for so long. I've been able to demonize can truly be someone capable of that which I can never even quantify that, that's a lot to pack into a kerosene. He lets him go because he has had the revelation that redemption. It is possible. It is true. And that love is real. He has spent decades of his life denying those facts. So he let him go because he is seeing things differently. But in his pasta Terezin to do so would be madness, which it is. But to let him go is also the right thing to do, which is why he cannot live with himself because who am I? In letting him go. My identity is lost. I have no idea who I am. I have no idea what to do beyond. Now, I have wasted my life, pursuing that which is not true. And so, I think when he says, it's an act of madness. He's actually admitting to the fact that he is now descending into a kind of madness as a result as for Davis. He feels that why Javert chooses to let Valjean go. Should remain a mystery? I think this is again, one of these mysterious part, the book that is almost best laughter's as a mystery. I don't know. I guess is, is the answer are not. I think it's more powerful. If if it's left as something for the audience does Javer finally have some kind of understanding or acknowledgement that might be it that foul, Joe is a better man than he is. And deserves to go on an his live with the implication. The that renders shofars whole existence and everything he's been trying to do meaningless and a MAC precipitate says some his suicide. Because he thinks what water by being about. It's all been. It's all been wrong, and I failed and I deserve Daf. I mean he is very so meticulous to the end, even in that suicide scene. He very carefully places his hat before he jumps. The nardy watches him and waits for him to resurface, but he doesn't the script read. Simply nothing to be seen of Javert. Is that a metaphysical description as much as a practical one? Yeah. He's an eyelid to himself. And of course, before he goes, he leaves these, you know, almost patchy focusing little recommendations for things that have been annoying him about treatment of prisoners, and so on in a sharp bid of narrative craft Andrew Davis wraps up his version of this multi part epic. With a pair of needy orphans it was something that Davis saw is a sort of clarion call to action for his audience. I think about that was, you know, key. Keeping face with the idea of Les Miserables, the wretched shown, virtual has a happy death. Meanwhile, the equality and the Pulver tea and, and the struggles go on, and there those two little boys who can't look after themselves. They were briefly looked after by her arch Hoon did make a date with them to see them again, but Russia's dead who's going to care for them now. So I wanted. Yeah. That image to Takhar plan its way into the conscience of the audience, you know, going give something to the food, banks gone, you know, vote to change the government, it's accurate cetera. You can watch olive Les Miserables now on PBS passport member benefit from your PBS member station. Find out more at PBS dot org slash. Get passport. Coming up next on masterpiece studio. It's our summer of mystery with new seasons of endeavor and grantchester and new interviews with the stars have both series in keeping with mystery tradition that bucolic Oxford and grantchester remained the murder capitals of mid twentieth. Century England Paul to Seattle. He could've kept on behold up all this time if he's been living in the school. Why are you minute? Is your caller sergeant? The distance could be your ticket back. And big school unless you wanna stay counting cabbages and the sticks. I saw the Moscow two point sir thief, and drug addicts. One thing, charmer, is something else if he's not involved house, he combo satchel. I was just asking what if he didn't do it endeavor? Start Sunday, June sixteenth on masterpiece and series lead, Sean Evans joins us here in the podcast on June twenty third to discuss his sizeable mustache, and how it felt to be both in front of and behind the camera in this season of the series. You know, where everyone needs to be in order to save is the story. So then it's kind of thrilling to have the opportunity to decide where the company goes on to tell the story from another point of view. But it just feels like an extension. Masterpiece. Studio is hosted by me jas sleigh. Cobb produced by Nick Anderson. At least you by e two is our editor, Suzanne Simpson is our executive producer, the executive producer of masterpiece is Rebecca Eaton. True or false, you were once arrested in Mexico for trying to break into Club Med. Yeah, I well, well true. I, I had actually broken in club had three glorious days there when I was arrested. So so that part's. True. Yeah. Sponsored for masterpiece on PBS are Viking cruises, Raymond James, and the masterpiece trust.

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495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House

2:32:07 hr | 1 year ago

495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

"All right, guys. I had to do this real quick announcement at the top because we added some big shows that I have to tell you about. So before we get into the show. Here's what it is June. Second in Chicago. We added a fourth show at the Chicago theatre it's on sale now August fifteenth. We added a second show in Toronto at the Sony centre that is on sale now August seventeenth in Vancouver. At the Queen Elizabeth that second show is going on sale Friday the nineteenth of April September twenty eighth. We added a second show in Denver at the belco that goes on sale Thursday, April eighteenth and in Minneapolis. We added a second show October eleventh that goes on sale this Friday, the nineteenth additionally in the UK the dates there that had withheld tickets for all the pre sales have now released ticket. So if you weren't able to get tickets, I got a lot of messages about it. You can get tickets now, they're all at Tom's GERD dot. Tom saga dot com slash tour. That's my website. And I know it. Well, all right. That is it now. Let's get into the show. Yeah. I think. Hobie one. Soon sentence, the libraries of Liberia stuff, a Liberian great. It's amazing. What a talent that be one is just I'm full of gratitude says the so far fifty one I think soon to be fifty five city second half of the take it down tour is up and running out all on sale now Thompson dot com slash tour. I couldn't be more thrilled and thankful to be doing this in all the places I'm doing it and added like some crazy things, man. I'm going to your homeland go to Budapest. I can't believe it going to Paris Berlin. Oh, london. Going to Dublin. Wow. And also going all over the US doing Canadia Winnipeg and coronary artery Toronto tra- London, London, Ontario area. Not both England's anyways they're all on sale now. Thanks very much everybody. I really appreciate it. Can't wait to come to your city and bring the show to you international jeans, international jeans. Exciting I want to thank everybody came to too late now for that. Isn't it? When does air this is coming out next week. Oh, well, thanks for coming to Minneapolis Ted's anyways, five sold out shows. So that well in advance I cannot thank you guys enough. Every show I've done on the road has been sold out in twenty nineteen billion brook, which is a miracle, and it's beyond my wildest magic nation. So thank you may tenth and eleventh, undoing Tempe. Arizona the Tempe improv may thirty first through June first sperm Bank. That's burbank. California flappers comedy club June twentieth through twenty second Washington DC at the Washington dick come improv ticket links are on Christina P online. And also if you haven't seen it cashmere outside on that flicks. I'm home here now on my two specials mother and the're and the degenerates I was eight months pregnant when I did the generates. Good. Ceiling fall on you dead. That's hot very hot fucking unbearably. Hot. Yeah. 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So many revelations you guys, but first of all that opening clip. Oh, yeah. I mean, why does it always happen at the Home Depot? Home Depot has a lot of shit going on and most of us in the parking lot. I know kind of is I have void going to it for that reason because eight Home Depot so enormous just so big and cavernous you're always loss. The great irony is the worst like the have everything and like no one can help. Nobody no help. You're just on your. I went there. One time looking for something. I think. I dunno tool or something. I ran guys. I'm looking for this like a work in plants plants was like, yeah, there's a whole now my Terry. And whatever it's called like you need a Bush. You know, man, what I want like a hammer and he's like that's not my department and they use looks like an airport hangar. It's tremendous or even like one time, I tried to buy paint. And I just started crying. I'm like there's too many things that shoes from God forbid, you want somebody to mix the color for its it's just that's why you like you really hopeless. That's what you really appreciate awesome customer service people, and they're not everywhere, they change your life. But then that's why people go crazy in the parking lot. Because they've been in the Home Depot for an hour. They feel lost. They feel alone. They feel confused. So you just had a almost meltdown the other day and the Home Depot. No for that. Takes no account. I'm a huge fan of Fidel. I am. But here's what happened. So, you know, I'm home I press an atom here. Now, I press two labels print labels, but I'm in a separate room and the printer. So when I go to the printer is nothing there, and I realize, oh, we have a new printer. So the, you know, align it with right with the wifi and the computer ranters are another like, do you think things ever just make a printer that you just you just learn on and just fucking prints like? Like the latest software upgrades. Like, I don't know. No paper to go through it. So so annoying. When I go back to my laptop the last thing that I printed last label's still there after I connect them, and I'm able to reprint it. I print it. Okay. What about the previous one the one that? I closed I printed to labels. So I'm at the FedEx site, and I'm like, okay. There's gotta be a way that you can see what you printed. And then reprint it, right? Yeah. So it'd be nice I go I'll go through the shipping stuff. I go to the tracking. Unlike oh, it'd probably be in the tracking you put the label. I'm not kidding you. I spent half an hour. I then Google YouTube had a reprint the format. That's in the YouTube video is not the current format. So I'm losing my fucking mind. Yeah. I go to fix with the, you know, the label that I have I want. Here you go. I tell the guy he goes we can't do that. You can't do what we can't pull up your account. I go. I I'm I'm explaining to you my issue. He goes, yeah. Yeah. We can't put any of your stuff, and we can't do whatever you did on your. We have no access to any of it. That's what he leads with them. Like. So what if I were to log into mind because you can't do this here? You can't nothing you want to do. I could help you with. And I'm like, all right, man, the worst. And then I'm like, so there's just no way what I'm explaining is is accessible or possible. I can have you talked to our manager, Mike. All right. Then I see I'm like, where's the manager? And then he looks. He's like, I don't know. But she's an assistant manager. I'm like, all right. And so I go up to her. And I I'm of course, I tell her I'm super frustrated by tell her calmly, I go, you know, I went through this whole. The whole thing that I told you, but I go, and I just don't know what she goes, do, you know, you can you log into your account here, and I go. Yeah. So I log in and and the secret is that the reprint is in is under creator shipment. So like if you were to start a new shipment, you go create a shipment. I clicked sweating. Alright in the reprint thing is in there. Like, it's kind of like counterintuitive, but she's super nice about it. And I go you just like, you know, relieve my whole stress, and thank you know. She was very nice. She actually was like she goes, by the way, she finished. She goes, I love your stuff, and I go thanks a lot. And then as I'm walking out another guy goes, hey, man. You're you're a comedian I go. Yeah. He goes you really gotten better. Thanks, and he goes. Yeah. You just kind of way more polish now I used to listen to you all the time. I was like, okay. Thank you for the critique, the fed. Let's wonderful. How fucking stupid is it to have a reprint of something standard create even hearing you raise even hearing you say it it makes me it gives me anxiety. And it makes me mad that I'm wasting time in my life even fucking thinking about stuff like that. It's pretty bad. It's terrible. Anyways. Can I this woman's amazing? She's clearly mentally ill. Right. Yeah. Are we gonna go for mental illness or drugs on this one? She's definitely not on drugs. She's an also she's completely unreasonable for people listening or even watching she's upset at the car park next to her saying to close, and she's the one that parked out of line. All other words, she parked off of out of the two lines. Yeah. And she's mad at the guy who parked correctly. Who's now to closer because of how she part. Ma'am. Yes. She's definitely disturbed. Yeah. Yeah. Is there any more of her? There is right. Yeah. I mean, she's she's like you should. She's like your car. Get in. No you did. Let me let me tell you something about this too. She can close. This is the difference because this woman really needs to get checked. Okay. And if she were a guy, she would already have had asked her life number with this attitude. This is where at least another woman needs to put her in a chokehold or shower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's she's so. She so entitled and throws this fucking attitude around and people allow it there's some guys would be like, all right? I'll move my car, and she really just needs a woman throwing Albanian you, and I discussed this yesterday is that that's how boys and men. Resolve conflicts is physically women, just don't resolve conflict that way. Well, when you've been checked as a guy, you you you don't go. So what would you do if this were you, you wouldn't even say anything he's like, all right? Well out or, you know, if you're if I was this woman, first of all, it's you know, it takes a fraction of a second to realize that she's at align with how she parked. Yeah. And then to make unreasonable demands on top of that. I mean as a guy, I don't know. I'm just I'm not insane. So I would just be like, I know I'd be out. Like, maybe I don't wanna move my car. Maybe it's humiliating to have to move my car. But no if there's another guy there whose like, I didn't do anything wrong. Party. Your your your DNA wiring a guy starts to just automatically size up. Who's telling you, of course, don't have right? Like guy. Fucking is like worse. Hey, dude. Your brain just goes like Candice guy, fucked me up. Yeah. That's that's because you guys are apes. And you resolve conflict by hitting each other. That's true. So there's a value in that there is value in physical violence there. Is there I agree with you know, I agree with you. Because you don't start bullshit like this and parking lots because you know, some guy's gonna beat you're. So there's no. Around shit fucking seventy. Oh shit around for. And that's why I want to be clear I didn't say guy should do anything to her. He shouldn't a woman should kick. Her s I wish women are you say, you're advocating that women should start violence with each other. I think sometimes I think it's good now, you know. Kind of makes you kinda makes you second guess saying stupid shit. That's that's right. It does. Because I don't do this in public for reason because I've been in fights with I should right loosely that I've been beaten up, I have not successfully wanna fight. So I know not to flip shit to strangers. Even almost going your ass kicked makes you aware danger of watching your stupid fucking mouth. Yeah. You know? Well, she just never been hit. So you're saying is this bitch needs to get hit a couple of times. Buyer lady, I should hit her. She do this a lot is she? Okay. No. He's fine. She's not fine. Do you see your tire? Let's get serious serious. You see the line that separates things. Come over here. Come over here. This is just for fun. And then look back. I mean, it's just she's out of her fucking mind. She's wrong. You need to stay within the lines. But look look on the line. I'm actually hugging. This side a little too much. And then hurts he was not helping her daughter with her little panda backpack of grown s woman out such a fucking child's backpack. His siding with her mom. Two on the half new. No, okay. If your mom was doing this nonsense, like mom. No. I've done my mom has done shit like. The mouth all the time. Ask it years ago. But I we've all my mom's kids we've all been like mom, the fucker you talking about now. And that's usually how. Is that the logical person goes mom? Your dad should hit your mom. Oh, but more. No, no. That's not what I was saying loca. Mary. Crazy fucker, you're creating my mom right there. One hundred percent shit. Oh. A car like that asshole. You not happy, man. I own. I am yet to all the becoming a car like for you. For you in disbelief kisses something you'll tiny pecker. That you're that is your dick is intent you proud of your own of your car that you can't get it up. My ass you now you getting. No, I'm not kidding. He's yet. So insane. It gives me northern California. Yeah. It looks like it is it. I'm only saying Asian. I would say like Marin county, and what are you? What's your? Why are you? She's asian. I agree. I agree. It's not LA. I don't feel like it's all Hambro only because or Monterey park. Asians are. Okay. I dated a Chinese guy for four everywhere. That's where you go for good Chinese vigils for they know because then she'd have an accent. This could be fucking Dallas could anywhere. But I my my Asian instinct. All right. It is right. This chino. Hell I'm not finding all day. So that's why I guess northern California. Because he sounds homosexual what he sounds like a gay. He sounds like a guy. Let me sounds like a gay guy. Good. You. Of course, listen. You think that this guy would be you up this guy? Yeah. One hundred percent. Yeah. Because he's not getting off by. No, I'm not kidding. He's not even aggressive, man. Now, he's not aggressive. I I can't take this anymore and five. Headache? Take you down. You said about pitch. That's that's threatening. But it's not. See that's threatening. But it's not he sounds like the fifty guy he could be you know, what I would do though because his bishops about to walk into Home Depot is just park a little bit closer to her tone. And you what you just move different inches closer difference between time in me is that I do not encourage unnecessary conflict unnecessary. You love it. You love the Instagram fights. I posted something very controversial my count at the Christina, piano Instagram, and you went after bitches like crazy. And I was like I'm out. I'm just here to enjoy the ride. It was fun. That's why we're married. I was house. I kept having fantasies about no on that. Some of them were breaking down mentally. Got about them. Crying at home. Yeah. Okay. Listen, fucking armpit hair. All right. All right. Listen, I have been dying to share this with you. Okay. What is it? You gotta pay attention full attention phones down. Okay. As you know. I did this last weekend at the acme comedy club in Minneapolis. It's just so people know the reason that things are sometimes there's an intro separated the touring kind of wild, and we don't ever want to miss a week. So we have to record things. Separately from win. Right. Then tomorrow or it's a lot. Yes. Lot. Something's coming out here. Okay. Anyways. I did this weekend in Minneapolis tits. And I had this wonderful opener named Ahmed Kalafi Kay. He goes by Somalian S O M O L L Y N on Instagram give shout out because he's a black guy. And he said, I we're talking about though, tried out guy. Yup. And he goes, it's homey on I it's not homey on out we've done this before he goes told me out and listen to me because he is talking to black guys who liked to fuck and fuck good up the audience. He's addressing they are black guys. And black guys would say homey on out Whoah man out. I mean, Hello doesn't that blow your mind right now? We'll know. I mean, I thought that was always one of the theories on on it. I never thought of it that way that who he speaking to their black men. So therefore the phrasing. He would use would be like a, you know, black man all men out. Holla, man out. He's. He he's street. You know what I mean is trying to like now. Holum hall, man out. I know I know it's it's look it's I mean, it's fucking zapruder film. And it's all men out. For generations only. There was some way to confirm what he was saying. I know I know this mystery man, but anyway, I was blown away. But I thought it was pretty interesting. I thought I would know it's it's a it is a great contribution to the analysis of what is said there. I've always been most leaning into either home here now, we're home. Now, it's either I think it's not it's Hullah man out all men out or I'm home here. Now. Now, the reason being he's addressing guys. But he's also referring to his address in clearly saying like this is the address. Yeah. Moreover, do these things to me, I'm home here. Now makes sense. I'm just saying it could be, you know, I know the debate go on I get message all time people sign off, and they'll go by the way, it's homey on you know, what I mean like sign off to a message about it's one of the world's greatest mysteries mysteries. And what we may never know the truth. But for now, I'm gonna have fun speculating I like. I like it. I like it by the way before we go any further. I want to make it clear that we are thrilled to be doing this podcast here. And in the new space in our studio so to speak and want to encourage you if you have not to check out the two other podcasts, we are currently producing the honeydew Ryan sicklers podcast, which is fantastic. I just did it. I know it's out. Now audio releases on Mondays the video goes up on Tuesdays on on this YouTube channel, you can look up the honeydew. Download it. Subscribe everywhere podcasts are available. And of course, Dr Drew's podcast, Dr drew after dark that audio comes out on Thursdays, and the video is up on Fridays on this YouTube channel, the Wia mates YouTube channel that show has been exploding wildly popular out of the gate. And thank you very much for supporting it. I love drew. I love that his show is doing so well and sickle cell. What a wonderful show that was just just getting started. It's gonna it's going to get bigger and bigger. Yes. I just did hot ones truth or dab, which is their spin off show. Cool. I think it is about if it's a based on the schedule talking to them as as this podcast comes out that might be hitting YouTube, right, then or maybe it's the week after I did it with Bertran and the concept man, it is rough that one really fucked me up. So when you do hot ones. You do progressively hotter wings. So they start with one. And then it's mild. Yes, gets a little bit spicier than then you build up truth or dab is like truth or dare. But if you don't wanna tell the truth, the only thing the only option is you eat a wing with the spiciest. So you start at a tent? Oh my God. That's great. I was crying, and it's wet and that sounds like a lot of dads. Oh, yeah. Man. I mean, he was asking you things you're like, I can't fuck an answer this came. I was on the phone with you yesterday, or whenever it was you finished filming. I was on the road and near like, I gotta shit. I gotta go. I did Shawn's new show and I have to go take a dump, dude. I had a couple shits in me. It's cool because they do duos. So they had Tiffany haddish one love. Kevin Hart Burton. I think there's another one and we're talking about for like other. Comedy duos to go into you know, like shopped probably do it. Oh, he great. Yeah. But like, you do it with like Callen, or he's got that other show with the mouse guy, and then there's like, maybe my favorite murder that's two hosts, you know, Karen and Georgia thinks her name. So as all these like combos, but it's like, it's a hilarious concept because when you're eating that you actually get into a delirium it's like doing shots. So the further along the show gets yoursel uncomfortable that he asked you something. And you might just spit something out. I'm glad I'm not do not me spit out like a thought. Oh, I'll like you're so uncomfortable. Like what a great show. Thank you. Sean. It's really fun to watch get uncomfortable. Anyways. So we went to a Laker game last night. Yup. And I could not stop licking my chops. It was really really up was why school takes like that. Really? I was really licking my chops. Now, here's the deal. Oh, here's your Instagram account. Yeah. You posted a few videos yesterday the game with the this is what the well. That was. Yeah. That one's Christina, right? There. There's the guys warming up and look at Kristina just licking her lips. Unbelievable, man. And then drip, daddy dollars right there. Check out. Lakers right there girls. And then you turn and look at me. Yeah. So dumb. And then there you are with your ridiculous Fendi on Sunday. I tell you that my ancestors Meyer relatives will be so stoked on your top. The nice top Tommy this good jacket vet in nice expensive booking jacket. This is you're making every eastern blocker proud, homey. I love I love it. Hey, man. I'm so excited that you're finally we ran into that bracing. Did you buy that? Yeah. Very nice jackets very expensive. Looks very nice told me. Good work. Yeah. Callers very expensive by patterns nice pattern, a very good. You need the gold chain. That's what everybody says any everybody said the cold chain is what's missing me. So went to the LEGO game super fun. I was very disappointed though because LeBron was not playing last night. Yeah. Yeah. He's got some injury in a half because he's not gonna well. First of all as we all know, LeBron's amazing to watch. So I like that. And I feel like he has one of the biggest hogs on the team compression shorts or not I feel like I see it moving. Swing in working what? Yeah. And I was kind of disappointed in how many white guys there were on the court. It was the Utah Jazz were honky law. They have to have like seven white guys. What are you talking about in in Utah? That's it's actual law why because of the population demographics, and they feel like. A disproportionate number white guys on the team that they have to have more white guys in their sports racist. It's a pretty controversial thing. That's stupid. Jimmy was ever the best. They don't care. They're like, no. It's gotta be some more white guys. Same thing. You know, if you look at the college teams BYU, they have a lot of white guys. That's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible for the fans. It's also completely made up. It's not true. So. Got me. But but there were a lot of white guys playing. Discount tickets. Like it at all. Because you know, they're not carrying shit, and they're paying that's not why we watch basketball. It's not what you watch basketball just care about the Dick's. That's it worse. Why do you think I like them box seats? I wanna get the floor seats. No, no. I gotta keep you off the floor, or at least take a little like a saucepan old under your mouth. All this rule. You're gonna. Haro loved it. Lakers. You can't really see junk though. Now, you can't when LeBron run though, you can I can I got my Benakka's look down on their bringing suit. You can see quite I like to look dude, he was wearing his suit. But he had those big old clown shoes. Did you see that? He was wearing nice sneakers. But they look like fucking clown shoes. How big is Dr. Hey, what do you think? They're probably pretty big. And like, we just probably big feet E. Do let's see. Let's do those fools out that big penis Jesus Christ. You know, what I love so much at the Laker games. It's my favorite thing when they put the people in the audience on the big Jumbotron thing, and they get to see themselves all day. So I was fifteen that foot. I mean, you're the basketball player out we gonna get fucked mangled. Ooh. Yeah. That's price. That's the cost for being the boss of those damn homie. Who how much to put those toasties in your mouth? Oh, oh. We wanna speaking of Turkey's next to some nice to seize on. You gotta bring that up blue band. You're gonna die again. It's on my Instagram account, the Christina p look at it. You're going to die. So I get on first class. I'm gonna barf I'm in a fucking vomit again next to you. I was sitting next to this guy. This is in first class. He he comes in all lumbering relent people knew because people were like, oh, that's what you get for being coach I'm like fly coach and then. He came in and weeding, and he had a huge fucking pot belly like a booze bag belly. And was like, and then he sits down next me, and I see this. So he's wearing a flip flop, and it looks like half a compression sock and his feet are just all different colors toes or different colors. And then the big toenail is rotting off Scott Green gang. It. Looks like gangrene how much how much to put them in your mouth. How much LeBron's or his foot? Lebron's all day why because there's no fungus or like fungus on the bronze didn't look like it really look pretty jacked whose foot would you put in your mouth, this guy or LeBron's? Yellow brown. Yeah. Anyways. And then he reeks of booze. It's the morning. Of course, he orders more alcohol, and then he tells me he's a missionary, and he goes, I'm going, I just came from the Philippines. And now, I'm fly into Uganda. I'm like, I wouldn't with those open sores on your feet. You nasty is how you should wear some clothes to- shoes to Uganda. Don't you? Keep doing this. Fool got on Helaine like this, bro. People are fucking crazy. Open seeding stores flights with like that tank tops. That's disgusting to armpits out chest. Chat armpit, flakes everywhere food. They're crazy. People are so disrespect. I think even a guy tell you as a city dweller. I think wearing flip flops in the street is inappropriate to begin with. If you live in a major city doodoo, you could step on needle cockroaches vomit dog shit, but to get on a plane with your feet out. It's just it's not hygienic. It's not cool. It's not cool to other people. Right. No disrespectful. I know people are going to be a big Wiki. Engineering people flops, I don't fucking care gross. It's nasty nasty, bro. That's airborne all that nasty shit. I'm sitting right next. I'm like, oh my God. And he wants to talk to me so fucking growth hate everybody. Don't you just hate everybody goes what makes commercial travel air travel in America's just it's got them discussed a greyhound bus. Now, you got it together, the Asians they deal they have they fly more respectful series. Dale. I was in the house in how Hong Kong Songa poor. It's just like a different culture of like, nobody boards with like stink. Got just pissed on myself. But I got a fly. No one's like that. Well, let's Anna treat you like really nice in a Konami like a flu Cathay Pacific, which is like the the big airline. I think it's Hong Kong's airline. Yeah. And you know, the flight attendants treat, you flew Konomi civilized people really nice. And they served you meals in a Konami. Yeah. It's really really nice. Very good. So there was that always have a submission for you. This is from a guy on Instagram. He deemed me it goes by Gyda hone J IBB H O E H N. He suggested a name for women who have sex with comedians. Oh, what is it ready? A joker poker. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's a s-. Also, kind of G rated is granted it's not as disgusting. As a giggle gash. Like Josh Potter proposal. Goodwin giggle. Gosh is good. That's not good. It is good. It's nasty by the way were Bauval above. The wa wa Bala the water champ water bottle yelled out, of course, Sabbah's. So we reordered it should back in the store. Dr. Drew's you shouldn't prolapse rain shirt. Also, very well. Well, supporting it because the water champ thing is so big people like at some much. We have water champ. Your mom's house socks we've been doing these socks for about a year different logos. There's like bikes one DJ dad mouth piss on me beat me. And now water champ. These are awesome. So those are in the slower, thank you very much for your support. Those are really cool beat me. Yeah. Piss on me. Eat me homie on out Christ him God Christine. I'm available Christina, right? You are recording that data done. Don't don't. Did. You mention the ID. I'd have yet. So God, you guys mommy's. You think you're a die hard? Mommy of the show. You think you love your mom's house? I met a couple this weekend. This is insane. And mama soda of never heard. A could not believe this is real I now in many apple tits s on and Isabela Khurram as their last name. They are married couple, and they had their legal middle names changed to be jeans. And I'm not even kidding. And I said could you please send me a copy of your ID card, and I looked at it. And I even asked to be verified that this is a real ID card by the whatever the security guy. And yet believe these to die hard mommy's had their middle names legally changed to genes is not bananas. Oh, we're gonna get in touch with them. I know they Email me. So I have their Email. I feel we have to send them swag at the least if you change. Your name legally to an inside joke from this podcast. Getting a shirt bra. Wild down. What hassle is change your name takes the live social security office DMZ devotion. Thank you very much. Yes. As Abella, and Sean Sean Assan a son. Thank you. I'm so cute. Yeah. I couldn't believe that's a first. I've never seen that one. You. Oh, you know that lady was about to fight that other group fight that we were going to have you seen this fight? This shit was crazy, man. This was like, I think it's an parking garage. And as I don't know why fights always happened in harking. Yeah. Parking areas. I pretty sure this is a garage that's infuriating to park and drive. I a right George Perez. You mean shotgun could be. Men and women. Shit. God. Checked his birth? He's cute. Oh my God. What is that? She's she's using it as a weapon, she's using it as. Oh, my. How dare you put this fire take this off new did it I didn't do? Did you ask him? I didn't swear at worst. Turn it off turn it off. God tone. I really didn't do that. I swear I didn't ask them ask. You just asked him to pull up the footage showed it to me. So you knew that there was bar. I thought that there might be. No, I was the one that that prepped everything Christine. I'm not listening to you talk. Your now traitor blue, man. It's over. It's not. And I know you guys trick me. There's gonna be another one. It's gonna put my ear buds on is more barbs can have. No, it's no, it's not it's fine. You swear. Yes. 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I mean, we've been thinking, you know, whoever has the longest strand of hair that needs manscaping. Probably a good way to decide who needs it like it. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard. Are you are you non embarrassed to show like me or longest Pugh 'cause I know I'm gonna lose gonna get. So are you going to do are we gonna do photos of your pubic area? Pubic area. I mean, I thought we were just yet. Strand. As the judge has taken a measuring tape to. Oh. And then make sure it'll be double placebo. So you won't know who's. Are you? Sure, you wanna do this. It's really I think we'll know. Who's who's? I mean, one of you is of red hair Jewish guy. Do your does your Judaism show, your poops it? Sure. Does it does? He's okay. And then as is gonna participate. I think it's gonna be a coups here in this room. It's going to me, Chris or Potter? And I mean, my money's on pot. I mean, when can we get our see those peeves van, really? To break if you want okay next week. Wow. That'd be really great on the show though. Looking at the Pierre you deciding I mean right now, we'd have to stop the whole your peeps. At break. You're going to bring the peeves. Or something this week and next next week. We will have pupils that Tom will have personally measured himself. You gotta do it on the show. You have to measure them on. Yeah. Of course, I mean the audience wants. I went the pupils taped to a piece of paper and a roller. Yeah. It'll put a number over it. Yeah. It'll be like personnel person be persons. No idea who's person you see how he didn't gender. It love that. Well, there's three persons in there right now, you know, nice persons. All right guys are so nasty. You're gonna have to measure their dirty cubes. Tommy, cool, I've long tongue who's peeves. Are you most afraid why why do you draw? She's asking why you think they're all dirty deal. Because you guys are all nasty. You guys are all nasty. I mean dudes, so I'll do just. I would say the three of you the pew would want. Yeah. What? The most wanted to lease. Okay. Let's go buy hygiene. I'm just going on. Hi, I'm not gonna go anything else other than like my perceived what hygiene level, right? I'm gonna go. Third place Potter right is enough. The nastiest his nasty. He's a nasty guy show discussing judges said that he uses dig and his very offended, very offended. I bet Josh walk dick because he gets he actually gets sticking it in everywhere. Yeah. But that doesn't mean anything sometimes. Okay. So number two, I'm gonna go with blue ban. Okay. And then I place is Chris he's the cleanest. I think Chris is really he's real happy about have caught whiffs of him. And he smells nice, really. I haven't smelled YouTube. I'm not smelled it you. So I don't know. We'll they're both smoke machines. That's what it. Yeah. Definitely smells worse. Yeah. No, I'll agree on that figure Maki smell. Yeah. Has he come yet? Josh comment. Yeah. He says, no. Nothing has helped at all. Because one update should he be? Let's hear it. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because last time we spoke Josh mentioned like a trauma that Hebron -membered watt. Yeah. We need some more clarification Josh member, you mentioned a trauma thing. Yeah. No. I had a revelation with Dr drew this just happened in that conversation with him. Yeah. He came. He made me realize something with that since I was born premature I was left an incubator for a long time. And apparently, I have abandonment issues stemming from that from that. Yeah. I don't remember that. But he said that's the worst kind of abandonment issues is is being premature. No is that I don't remember it or really me on this trajectory picking anyone remember any also said that my propensity to do opioids in my early days might have stunted my come forever. Not the spoil the episode. Wait a minute though. Can I ask you something? What opioids were you into perga- sets? You were doing them a lot. Yeah. Tonight is surgery. I got pretty into those. Yeah. And that can ruin the funk Shiite because you don't have that st- satisfaction ever again dolls everything. What about has has the real uplifting stuff? He told me. Made me hopeful what about the, you know, the goal the theory that we were kind of. Oh, he he did prescribe me weird sex. He said I have to have as much in more weird sex. Really? Yes. So that was the best thing. I ever heard from a doctor hell, what do you mean? He's like he's like that might be the key to this. All yeah. Like, stop your standard missionary shit. Yeah. He's like why waste time with that. Kind of like, you know, vaginal shit right of let's get into something. No. He didn't say he just said, try some weird or shit. Yeah. Which I'm completely on board. With by gotta be plenty of hose out there that are on board with it too. I mean, I hope so DM's coming in. They're still coming here. And there, you know, I I'm put in pins on the map for the make Josh come to her twenty twenty. We are we going to sign that we're going to set that thing we got to do. I mean, the Millrose road. He's d is getting. Yeah. Itchy over yet. It was really right. You the Melrose show was great. It was fun. Thank you for coming, by the way, if you came to that. A lot of maybe new news to make jobs. Come to has the the the theory that the smoke show with is the key to at all. I think are we leaning into that. Yeah. Of course. I mean, it couldn't hurt. Yeah. You know, it's not like a role is the remedy. I mean, you know, what I'm saying? Like, Dr drew definitely didn't say wait when ask you question. Josh. Yeah. When a doctor gives you medicine what does he do he blank medicine? He prescribes he what prescribes per scribes is wrong. What free scribes what's he said purse cripes, you he he what say it again? I per- strives this one wrong to. Yeah. It's wrong. What is it prescribe prescribe? Prescribe prese -cribe prescribe. Yes, isn't her scribe purse crime prescribe? No. No. Is that wrong? Well, let's element Terry. It's not prescribe its military school. Yeah. That's not that. Yeah. It's precise prescribe prisoner prescribe, even when it sucks. Yeah. Okay. So you know, you have to just bang a bunch of sluts. Yeah. I gotta try some stuff out in. Yeah. So I'm down for more reps. More experimentation. I'm up for it. All okay. So a twenty twenty I'm coming Urinetown. Hopefully, I'm coming in your town elementary. It is Terry. All right. Let's set up this episode. So this was pretty awesome. This is Rhett and link on there. So sweet if you guys don't know these guys have a YouTube channel that they have multiple YouTube channels, actually, they like downplayed how many you two channels. They they're like a couple and one of them has fifteen million subscribers another one like just like five and a few more. These are like OG YouTube guys who could not be nicer got we've found out in during this interview that even some of the content that they created we actually played on this show as funny content, maybe years ago, very early days of like how funny the the stuff was there there Superfund, they're super talented. They're super successful. And they are very open and excessive what I think is a fascinating. I'm always fascinated by. Successful people and what they do. And I love the business of it all and learning and these guys were so open to telling the story of it. I just thought it was a fascinating. Yeah. Great interview. Anna also like that we kinda got to see a little hidden dynamic between. Oh, yeah link. So if you guys we got to see a little marital spat, and let's just say that one of them's little more rider die than the. Enjoy retinal you'll bomb house. We'll be right back. If you have hard core porn, our next guest any. Now, the the founders of YouTube retin link are here. Yeah. If you guys have built, I I'm like endlessly. I think we all are endlessly fascinated by non traditional like explosive careers in entertainment that aren't like I'm on a TV show. Right. I'm in a movie you guys have built this unbelievable YouTube following empire an empire. And it's like, it's I mean, it's fascinating. I just wanna know. I mean, first of all you guys are north Carolinians. Right. Yeah. And you know, high born and raised I would just go North Carolina hickory man, North Carolina, North Carolina as North Carolina. Getting it really is richer because we're the furniture capital furniture. Big chair is I don't know the big is not there. But they used to swing that furniture capital thing around like they would not like forget it when you're there. You're like this place sucks. They're like furniture. You'll forget that have you gotten over furniture since you've left addicted. Around. That is a love it desk. I love it, man. Is that hickory? This is not hickory. Where are you from North Carolina little town called booze creek that is a little town. Peop- people. Good able in schools not in session Campbell university. Another small school. Where's movies creek in between Raleigh and fable? Okay. My one of my good friends from random random random rano county. That's towards the mountains too. Well, random out near out towards Raleigh. It's where what's his name? The king is from what's the petty Pettis frontal random, petty, petty, North Carolina, okay? Okay. You guys are from the same place. Right. Because you grow up together. First grade you've been best friends. I was born and raised there and rent moved there for first grade. Wow. That's when this started time, this is where this end ridiculous. Circle. It's clearly on decline that you're writing. But like you guys you guys just buds like in school. And yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, doing the whole biking around town. Hey, we lived on opposite sides of town, which wasn't that far. So all right. We would meet at the cemetery in the middle of our bike routes, and then we would pick away to go depending on after desecrating some grapes guys have to know some scandalous shit about each other. Definitely do. You're going to rip part apart. You know, where he buried the bodies? Right. No. Yeah. Sure. No way, we didn't actually desecrate anybody. You don't have to desecrate a debate it. That's true clarify that screw. Well. We men knows what to do with a dead body jump over a a dead cow that had died in the midst of childbirth. Oh. Bring it down. Wow. We would frequent a cow pasture. Yeah. And I don't know who's who the farmer was or anything, but we would go there. And we would chase the cows like on foot. It's a very exhilarating feeling to have cows scatter out in front of you. Privilege of doing I've never even milita cow in the San Fernando Valley. We've we've only. Really real. Yes. It feels right? This is definitely what I should be doing. It's warm. It's warm. It's not be some pasteurize homogenize melt tiff. Does it taste different scored is still small? It's just the it. You can't really get a more than a mouthful does it feel wholesome kinky. Because it kind of I don't know little both bills were wholesome meets kinky. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's the. I didn't put my love on it. It was more of a video lifts up to it. Yeah. I mean video you know, it wasn't like he was for a video. You go to sleep, man. To the barn. Clear when we were chasing cows. We weren't doing it in order to milk. Yeah. Yeah. Development did different adults. We'd so you've been friends for forever your entire life. Basically you ever had the kind of fights where you don't talk for like months. No now, you've never done. We fight all the time. Do you? Oh, yeah. What do you guys about content or just we definitely yeah? We have we have like the way we approach things. Creatively is kind of our strength and weakness in our relationship. So. In that. I of try to move things forward. He tries to finish them in. So that's kind of constantly battling right with that. But and then we just I mean, it's more like an old Mary couple or brothers in that. Sure. He hasn't Mary to just all the things that. A normal person might find endearing about link. I find annoying knowing I. The vice versa. Get laws. I mean, we also fight about. I mean, I'm the one I get my feelings get hurt. I'm the feelings get hurt guy. Maybe my her. And I just you know, I don't show it. Well, oh, that's staying. But I would just say, that's graciously. Maybe I don't wear my motions. Almost leave your the hassle hurts, my feelings guy. Okay. Really is what I'm really trying to holy starting to figure out. But can you want? He's hurt even though he doesn't have to say it. No, no. You don't know when I think it's that big of a problem. Yeah. Problem to express a motion. And yeah therapy. Yeah. So are we aggressive go? I love it. Yeah. Because it because I think that being able to you I you have to be able to to like my therapist asked me things like so. What do you feel and I'm like feel? Yeah. What is that? Then what do I feel? And then he's like where where do you feel it? And I'm like this is getting weird. I feel it right here. Yeah. You know? And so yeah. So I can see how it would be difficult. If you're interacting with me to know that I was having an issue. Sure. Without me, saying it, isn't that big deal that you're actually kind of dressing it and talking according to my wife, it's really big. I talked about that. No. It's good. It's good. And I do think it's I mean, we've talked about well, you guys understand this. We we've talked about anytime. We started thinking about something we're going to do a conversation. We're going to have even recently talking about let's do something where we see a. Like, a couples therapist, but for our friendship is falling apart because we actually say wouldn't this be a great podcast? You have this tendency to wanna monetize every? Yeah. Every conversation. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Again, that was that was my that's why I said then you were like I'm not trying to take credit for the idea. I'm just saying that we ended up deciding it wasn't a good, right? Well, I know what actually could be a good idea at some point. But you know, once you have to learn what body part is feeling what before. No. I don't know. If I would know how to answer that like what what body parts are you need to be willing. Do you? Will you therapy? Would you go? Oh, yeah. Definitely independently. Yeah. I I don't want to go to the same therapist. No, no. Of course. So I'm not going to do that. Because I've already turned him against you. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta have by side. We're gonna we're gonna have like can you have a therapy battle where you're like you bring your bring your therapists have out there video. I would click a few times. Yeah. Yeah. You have your retin right there. Yeah. This is good. I want I want in on this action. Anyway, the cow was pregnant, and so it was bloated and the calf had made it halfway out. They want to not go back to I don't want to tear up to it. And we just stood there and looked at it like it was like, it's one of the most memorable moments of our childhood. Oh is that right? As we just like stood there. And then. We were like we got into dealing. I'm a mouth gonna count or something like that you feel the need to like say meaningful things. So I don't I don't remember what we said. But we said some things that were meaningful to twelve year olds. Or however, oh, we were. And then one of us said you we can jump over it. Boy, little boy. Yeah. Yeah. Risk. You know, if you if you can't it's a big mess. Yeah. Look like, it was explosive is ready to go at any moment. Still go back to heroin. All of their every everywhere. Maybe once it's almost it's just once a year now though like sometimes twice usually just one. It's kind of a holiday thing at this point. It is. Yeah. And so when you guys did you you went to high school together to college college roommate? Yeah. Wolf pack. Yeah. Awesome. I've never lived alone because I moved out of the house into college dorm with him and then. Got engaged in married right out of college. So I moved out of our apartment into holy shit. Like a house with my wife. So it's like, I never I've never experienced that living by myself. It's great. I mean. I didn't either only child though, oh, my mom. Yeah. Gone a lot though. So we really key kid a little bit. Yeah. Child wasn't physically. A latch. What is what is means? You have a key to your own home. And then actress school, you you just let yourself in a cellar. Latch, key kids are often like that. Or they're prisoners of. I could go and come as pleased. Yeah. That's kind of cool. Yeah. It was it was all right. Tell me about. So when you guys graduate. Do you have the Spiratou the goals of what you do now or not at all? There was no point of reference for it. So rewinding a little bit in high school. We we both had this idea that we wanted to go to film school. Right. And so we kind of just did things in we weren't going to we're going to make a decision together. There's a great one in Carolina Carolina's. Right. But like we didn't have we didn't even know about that. Like, we just didn't. You know is this a different time. We were those guys with the video camera like doing the school project and like stuff like that. So this is kind of like one is the internet's. All right. What does that this was we graduated high school in ninety six so okay. This early nineties close to I ninety four ninety seven cents. Young anyways. And so I told my dad was like we're thinking about going to film school. And it's like, well, I'm not gonna pay for that, of course, because he had no point of reference either. He's all our parents are like super supportive at this point. Am I dad would have been a Senate if he wasn't a law? Professor, I mean, he's he hit that audience at this point. But he. He was he expected to do something normal. So we both were good at math. And so in some friends, we're going to NC state NC state. You do engineering if you're good at math. So we built engineering, right? What then that? Because that's so you let when you graduated. You went got engineering jobs. What? Yeah. Yeah. And I I was I was a civil engineer I designed like. Drainage systems for power plants. Degree in philosophy. Would you feel better about your success knowing how smart? Creating a talking about it makes me feel worse like four years of calculus. I don't like. But you know, they make. News news out there. One of murder you. They're like a state all this shit. And here I am fucking figuring out actually doing it. Yeah. Dick's make video they're so upset. Okay. I feel good. I don't even know what calculus is like, I didn't even classified. I'm not kidding. I got to move my freshman year high school, we move down to Florida Vero beach. And I went to this threw me into whatever the algebra one. Veiled like f f f. This is your the worst tudent then they next year. I took geometry and actually got a be and I was like maybe I'm good at math. And then junior year. They're like what you failed out everyone. You gotta take it again algebra one twice as well. And I was failing straight up and and the math teacher was also an assistant football coach. I'll give you a d. And then freshman year in college they had like a Ramiz like the one math class this track a failed it and then senior year of college. They're like the only way you can graduate college from Lenora on is to take that remedial math class against. I was a senior all freshmen and the the guy was like youth so bad the worst student of ever had. And I saw he had a magazine about boats on his desk notes. And he was like I'll really about vote connection. I started reading about boats boats. Oh, bows game. You see? Oh, but I would stay after class and be like you see that new twenty twenty-foot super sport like just talked about. But he was I guess pretty cool can on that. And that. Like sailboats area. Just motored. Like, yeah. Like, what are the call the inboard motorboat? That's a good life skill like, that's the kind of stuff. I wanna teach our children be dumb. But no to talk. Yeah. Because that's that's better in life. Right. That you're gonna full skill. Yeah. That and I encourage little bit of lying you should lie and your teen years as well. You're going to movie when you're really making out with your boyfriend right yet ally to your boss. Yes. Little things not big things not to the IRS and stuff like that. But a little, you know. Sure. That's true. Let me there's a lot of loopholes kinda manipulated your teacher. Also because I had no out because I was like, I don't do good. I'm going to not graduate about boats. A very important skill more than that. You're like hanging out on the weekends on that. Like going me boarding or that's right now. He was he was kind of weird. He was guys sleep in the same base. You've been all kinds of teachers that just like me. Yeah. They annually. Only in the subjects that was horrible. Hammet street the guys like God. Do you really not get this? But you're nice. Attractive? Yeah. Yeah. He was like, you are pretty cute though. How about a mouth? How about a mouth can I kiss them? Where forget you guys. And I were both were day apart. We're doing the Nashville comedy festival. You guys are April ninth. I'm able tenth. We're both at the Reimann. No tickets available. So you have you have you done anything in the rhyme? And we've have not I've never I've never done it. I heard it's a beautiful space and people a lot of friends have done played there. They said, it's like an awesome awesome venue. And what do you do in your life show, by the way? It's comedy music. So okay, two stools guitar lots of songs. I mean, that's the first thing we did on YouTube where we put the funny songs that we written over the previous year, but you're doing this putting those on YouTube. Doing the existed, but your engine you're working engineers during the day. Yeah. We would get together. Like once a week. One night a week and light right together. And then we were we were in college. We, you know. Yeah, we did the video thing. But then we also, hey, we wrote a funny song guys sit on the couch. We're gonna play it for you count. I think it's like, it's a hobby fun. Right. Yeah. And and so we started doing some like small college stuff and like performing. Yeah. Okay. And then we created our website. This is like. Three. So we were like, oh, we need to create create a website. So that we made like oh five right? And we got to know six Dan, very few people got NO five. That's what started the VO five. But we we were putting these music videos on our website. So people who saw us live could see the videos, but then people started taking like so we did that for a couple of years not really going anywhere. And then people started taking those videos and download in from the website because it was back in the day like host your own video using Arnold server. Had QuickTime pro. They could just I remember. Right. Click on the video. Yeah, we're taking downloading and then uploading YouTube. And we read is that helping away like sharing it right because we hundreds of people had seen videos on our website. And then somebody uploaded we did this. Our kids were really young like my son was a couple months old probably in and his daughter was like a year. We did a parody of MTV's pent my ride penalty stroller. Basically time tricked out the stroller and somebody took that and applauded to YouTube, and it got like a thousand views and a week or something and you guys like, whoa. This is crazy. That's way, bigger than any place. We've ever relayed. And so we started doing it intentionally in six and then no seven we started as a business. Wow. Is that when you realize that when you stop working engineering jobs, so seven you're ready to make the leap? Yeah. We yeah. I can't remember the first. With the first paying gig was Bowie essentially started making we would this is before you can make money off of YouTube but adds because when it started there were no ads. In before Google bought it and everything so what we would do is. We would make phone calls. We wrote a song about the game Kornel the mid west. Of course. So we wrote like this country song about cornhole and we're like surely some cornhole company. There would sponsor this thing. So we call we would go on a website that sold cornhole equipment, and like call the number and one was like this mom who was running the business out of her garage. She was like, I just don't have any money. And then we then we we were really you sell Cornell equipment on the internet. But we found these other these other guys who are like three guys about our age. You are starting this new business and like oh, hi oh. And they were really excited about it. They love the idea of like doing some kind of like viral marketing. And so we the help of my dad wrote up this contract. We had no idea. Like, we like, maybe we should just say we get paid. I think what we said was we want to? Thousand dollars to make the video. And then if you could give us twenty dollars for every thousand views after that. Yeah. For two years and the thing getting like two or three million views. We had we had no idea what we were sued them, right? Their lives like you signed that fucking shit. I mean, they paid us. Did you? Did you what they did? I'm assuming it it also benefitted them in a great. They were like they made perhaps cornhole doing JJ cornhole. They're still paying we did a which camera to look. I don't even know if that website ignorant. I don't know what cornhole born whole as right you. But you've seen the game with the big. It's like a Tillett and board and you throw the beanbag. Yeah. Another name for it. Okay. I think it's a real. Oh, jeez. I think beanbag toss toss. Yes. It's got corn in the bag. And that gives it that that right? Yes. The board Yasha you makes you want to take another Suge your beer because what we believed at the time to be the next Olympic sport. And the only one where you could drink beer because we didn't know about the shimmy shimmy game. What's that? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh board shuffleboard. No, the Olympic curling curling drink beer while doing that too. I know when you make that cornhole video starts to take off. Are you like this is it? We did the right? Like, this is what we should be doing. Yeah. We started. We started doing that. With other other products. We would just call and you just randomly cold call people. Yeah. And and now you had a reference to be like check these out, right? Right. And then in o-8 this advertising advertising agency called and they wanted to is alka seltzer. They represented alka seltzer. And they wanted us to do a bunch of food videos, and they had rigidly they had talked to the Sklar brothers about doing this. And I think they probably they were probably smart enough to like charge money for it. We were desperate. And we were like, but it ended up. I mean, it was a again, I don't remember what the price was. But it was not a lot to make twenty one videos over the course of the summer, and they were going to take in this RV around the US, and we're going to show up at a place and create something. Yeah. And so the I remember the first day undercut glares. Yeah. Well, we met him after that. And they didn't seem to care. They were cool. But I remember the first day when we showed up on location. They're like, all right. Here's your RV. And I'm like damn they got nice RV. And it's like the whole team is lined up out there, and there's like Canadian writers that they flew in and it was probably eight or nine people lined up. And they're like, all right. Here's the RV. And we're like, okay, let's go we start getting on the RV, and we turn around and they're like standing there, and we're like. Okay. We're ready. And then like, yeah, they just. And they just given us the RV. And then they all got in like, a sixteen passenger van followed us around the country, really horrible. Really we. I mean now that'd be like yet. Yeah. I was like naive. And you know, they all the money that they didn't spend on us. They spend on like. Awesome. And Coors light. They kept giving us cores drizzle cores light to this day. Because it just when you're in the back on RV. No good would open the door to the RV. And we wouldn't know where we were. I mean, we didn't drink that much cores light. But I mean, you get disoriented. Probably like, you know, traveling, you know, doing your gigs or whatever there's some point. You're like, I don't exactly know where I'm at. Yeah. So date open the door and be like well. We're in Maine. You got six hours make a video God ten in the door, and they'd open it again. This is what it feels like now retrospect was like we were in somewhere in the mid west. And it was like you're at a board game convention. We got you go in there. Make a video. It was like it was like a role playing role playing game. You guys brainstorm the whole way to the next place. And we would like we would work something out like for that. It was we're going to go and they've given us like a space on the floor. And we're going to say that we've got a new role playing game. And that we need the test audience. And so it was called intergalactic food smugglers. Yeah. Because it had to be about food because of alka-seltzer. All right. At a certain point. You gotta start popping knows out south side since then haven't you done a lot of food. Yes. Genesis we wasn't because that was and then we didn't start GM good mythical morning until twenty twelve and we didn't start eating stuff on GM until a couple of years. Twenty four teen to give people who don't know that are listening or watching how many YouTube channels. Do you guys have? Damn five ish five. He's kinda. I mean, we've got good mythical morning the show and then that every morning. Yeah. That show continues. So there's like ten more minutes. That's good mythical more where it's like more laid back, which is behind the scenes another channel out more of the same show. And then we have our podcast ear biscuits that we do every week. And that's another channel, and that's basic. We had the main chair the original written link chain. That's what I'm saying. We like, it's basically just an archive at this point. Because we don't have a uploading anything to just because you're focusing on the other places because everything any whatever we're doing. It's like narrative scripted stuff that we're developing is more traditional route right now. So instead of trying to do that on YouTube going traditionalism TV. Yeah. So I mean, we did we had like a YouTube red, I guess this YouTube premium now show like a half hour comedy for two seasons on. On that. But again that was we I think we put that on the GM channel. Because at this point that channel has fifteen million subscribers teen the original channels got like four or five shit. Yeah. Because it's just because the daily the GM was just a side project. So the reason we moved to LA is. So you fast forward from those alka-seltzer days, you get to we started like we were making our money through just brand integrations. Right. Then eventually we turn on like we got into the YouTube partner programs where they caught it at the time where the ad sense money started coming in. So we kinda supplemented our income doing that. Yes, they share like fifty five percent with the creators. It's like a standard thing aboard. Right. And but we are continuing to to do that. And we're trying all kinds of stuff. This is all back in North Carolina. Like, we we music videos sketch. And then one of the things that's really started hitting nine was we started making local commercials. Yes. I've seen a few there. We did. We did one for furniture. Yes. Red house furniture wherever white people by that's you. Love that way. Years ago, we played only we played that on the show. Yes, we're in the ad singing that part. That's you guys. So we started doing that are still allowed to buy furniture. They're only black female white people. No people or is the guy at the end of the says and Hicks panic people to. So, but we we did that. And then that was like the first time we started getting interest from LA all the production company. Started calling and saying we'd love to turn this into some kind of show. We ended up selling he's into the show too. That was when we packed everybody up and move to Los Angeles. So that show was only one season. But we made we may want commercial for it attacks Durmus in ohi- called Chuck Testa. So that was like a mean there was no Chuck Testa was is that like doing that? That was that also just off a cold call well place at that. No at that point. Through the production company. They said all right. We're gonna do the casting things. So then people would send in tapes. I gotcha. There was like once tape. Where it was like, Chuck's son was filming him skin, something and the dudes barefoot, and he talks like this and he's very dead pan. And we're like this guy's great. So we came up with. Nope. Chuck test. Like just watching the audition tape more. I bet you we can talk this guy into doing anything like a really good sport. Any like he says it like it changed my life for maybe a year. I don't know. He's he's still a friend of you. Do you guys have done or interested in doing features at all or? No. Yeah. I mean, we. Ten years. Well, more than ten years ago. Now, we we did like a documentary feature that was trying to find our first grade teacher. I saw that spoiler alert counter. Yeah. Look miss lottery. I watched it or you saw the existence. I saw that it exists to. Yes. Spoil it. Your video. But yeah, we want. We don't have nothing in the works right now. But yeah, are you ever like do you ever stop down did at like that fifteen million crazy crazy, right? Because we started touring like the the gig at the Reimann. I mean, just to be able to say, oh, we're playing the Reimann wise country music fans. That's that's pretty amazing. And then we went to Australia and people are buying tickets and showing up. It's just weird, man. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. And again, like I think it's even like we come from stand up. So you think it like, it's a, you know, more traditional path, right? Like, you basically built this path there that didn't really exist. We've just kind of stumbled into the next thing to it's it's we in our this place where because of the popularity of this one show. We can we wouldn't have to necessarily be funny like we would still probably have people show up which I think is probably happening with YouTubers doing live shows. I'm not going to name any names. But the we we have this this way that we can have an idea like we were finishing a novel right now this coming out in the fall that is. It's all it kind of based in the two boys. Your freshmen in highschool kind of countering some weird stuff in their town. And the fact that people we've got a built in audience is going to read that hopefully beyond the audience or read it as well. But it just gives you the you can kind of play around with about that pre-sale may. Order that. So looks you guys are such you know, so into and the U2.. Audience. So well, and how it works. Can you give us some guys? Like, we have a fart, Mike, right? So anybody, okay. What's up our game one anything he ended? Vice let me see what you got hit me on the far, Mike. Yeah. I have nothing right now. Empty? Do. You guys have any farts. No. I'm pretty thought. Maybe I did. But I was I really wanted to think about it for you. Glad you did. Well, he has you have farted on you floated on fire on podcasts. One time. He right into the mic though. Each Mike was here. But I mean at heart GM in here GM, we've each farted unintentionally on camera and left, and we found that quite funny. Hey, do we have that clip of their food thing? Yeah. There's a just a kind of inform the audience like here's you guys. I felt like I disappointed because I didn't Mike I'll let you know comes up. Here's a link food tasting video that we found this is from like. From like. Twenty ten bought the mother fucker today at the stores when you had a beard. Hoy look at them. Sally team. Put onto state here. Devour because I'm fucking glutton. Low angle is great always flattering. Baby. It's fucking man night where everything. Harry. This guy so much. Eggs in. Other video. Oh. Is no never seen this guy internet before. Geez. Walking off its first fucking leg. Well, he switched up. So that's king asked repor and he used to just exclusively do fart videos under the handle far in your face, and he would get kicked off a YouTube and he'd go to live leak and then lively do get kicked off. I agree. But however wear torn and tattered. Well, no. Seeks he would kind of wink at you'd see. Okay, change, and he would do things like. They were really like they looked worse than that shirt. That's on. I mean where did guy and he would just like walk up. The stairs turnaround, look at you fart or lay on the couch to up, but see I don't mean to many went down the glutton angle now. So now he's all about. Creatively? I'm personally I like his earlier work. I'm into a little more your payroll because I'm about to do. No, no, please. For a new one. I don't like this guy because he's you know. Please dallas. He's he could be real. But he's not like the internet's the internet. Can it can contain the real version of it? You don't like the bit. I think this version there was I mean, there's a guy who was on Instagram who was a he was a security guard floor. On the show. Great. That's an artist. Good work. He. Fired for far too. No, no. Yeah. He's bringing out. Latch him that about this guy the king here, he won't he won't respond. Now, we've tried courting video to us once dedicated to your mom's house, but he he won't actually very coy now. So what you're saying? I saying he's not a good character. I'm just saying once you've seen the real thing, you know, they exist in this is just frustrates you knowing that you're not seeing you're saying that you don't feel the authenticity from this guy. You feel like this is a show. And this is not who he is. Is that what you're telling me? Yeah. Wow. I'm never you want to read more genuine grounded, no performance. This is this is a performance a character. Well, we'll see I think that like my favorite thing about the wrong with that. No. I get it seen the real thing. The marshals you made those like the the great thing about those commercials. I mean, I guess a subjective depends on your sense of humor. Was when you feel like this is real you know, what I mean? The first one we ever made we made it for furniture another furniture place. Bobby dinning furniture in somewhere, North Carolina, high point and real close. Now. No, not hide was at high point, though, it was it was down mount olive either way, but we made the commercial for them, and they had this tradition and making really funny commercials. Unintentionally funny commercials and we acted like we were to the family members. And we kind of like, we're the leads in the commercial, and we got to be a part of it. We watched it back. You're like. Said it out. We did this is great. But at the same time, we made the red house, and then the Cuban gynecologist because that guy that guy was in high point. So that's the guy who was a used car salesman from Cuba who had been gynecologist, Cuba. Right. And so we kind of relieved into that. And it was like I didn't give him a stethoscope. He had it in his drawer. Sales desk. And that's what was then. That's a switch. We made was we don't why why do we have to play characters real people writing this? We've always found the stuff that we make that we're not in to be that's our favorite stuff. Anyway, it's real this is this guy store is one of those commercials. Maybe the furniture one or maybe it's another one where you had a the mother somebody who is like try to say a line like forty times. We got Lueders. Yeah. Scooters that was that was an outtake from the one that he's talking about where we played the two brothers. Yes. And then we realized that was so much funnier. I was hilar-. That's when it clicked scooters. You could like even like screw up. We got scooters right here say ten different ways. And she frustrated market said you can market a scooter people who've had indeed is so we're like, oh, it's got a DWI. Get a scooter couldn't say DWI, right? That's what it was. That was that was your. Yeah. Within the ad, right. That was just an out. That's it. That should be your only thing they w scooter. As areas. So you guys one of the things we discussed sometimes on this show is married. You guys basically a married? Couple of by the way, too. Very good. Looking guys. I can see why you have. God they're good looking. Oh, much cuter YouTubers are generally cuter than comedians. Oh for sure. Yeah. You guys have a look can see why you know. A lot of time on her hair. Yeah. Great hair out, very fit. That's not until you guys went Hollywood with anyway. That's not North Carolina here. Right. So anyway, discuss what your nice chanels we discuss whether or not, you know, how Ryder die one of the scenarios that came up once was like, Starbucks like an addiction every day, and I have a very specific order. It's not that complicated. But I like a splash of milk. A lot of times, I'll watch them just dump milk. I get upset her. You know, what if I were to wait outside one of these locations and target the barista who made it wrong. I kill them in a fit of rage. And then I come home. And I'm like, I gotta tell you something I killed somebody today. Oh, okay. Would you turn me in? So let's flip the scenario and say when you guys. Partner. Here's like, hey, man. I know we're about to record. I gotta tell say some real quick. I know we're read trial these hotdogs, but let me tell you some real quick I kill somebody today. Anyway, you gotta understand. I'm not good with hypothetical situation. So when you pitch a hypothetical I start to internalize as real so. Feel like you're going to right? I think this is a pretty clear thing. Yeah. I would have my answer. I would try to find a way to help him. Evade the situation. Turn me and. That you and I have a similar conversation with our therapists. My therapist. Also, like new live in a narrow Ben with emotion. And then she's like, I would call him menial mmediately. Well, here's my thinking. Okay. Because he's the father of my small children. And if here's here's a deal, man. If it were like he kills a pedophile or he kills somebody. That hurts our family dude on the first one to get a shovel. I'm going to help him get rid of the body. Okay. Now, if it's just a barista Starbucks who gets his drink quarter over and over wrong. Okay. It means that something's wrong right, something screw screw up here. Who knows what he's going to snap on next. That's not a reason to kill a man or woman said to me, it's not it's not an Phillies this one time. She's like. What if you're going to kill me in the kids -solutely would you take because capable why? Why wouldn't I take it there? He's capable of murdering a barista over an incorrect. Drink order who as not gonna turn that rage on myself or the children. I gotta protect my kids. Do stuff form like splash milk and things for them all the time just to prevent the rage. No way to live. Nervously splashy. Car. You're running. More emotionally when I have to get his Starbucks order there is that hangs -iety. I better get this, right? Right. Take a measuring spoon. Oh, you know, you how some people bring their own cups, mugs, and. Bring your own little thing. It'd be like this is what you need to put the milk. Started to do raid idea. Feels like would you please validate this idea? No address it. I started to say black nothing in it. And then like when they're start making oaken, I get on the side a little bit of milk smart. And then they'll be like do you want room, and I go. No, no because I don't want them to be like, we'll leave this just what drinking. What's your drink? So easy night is. Eventing large iced coffee extra ice. Okay. No sweetener because. Sweetener black. That's out. And then you say, and then I go can I get a side note before that before I did that I would say splash, a whole milk. You say a splash watch these dudes and ladies just go like do to come on splashes display precise. Turn right. Right. But then I would say I would start when I would get frustrated about that. I would say can I get a very small splash very small amount. Still get like just half a glass, go mega black got it. But it's imprecise and the engineers these to the brains here are like you're being imprecise. Help them berry you'd help him bury the body. Visit my argument go ahead. Is associate path. Clearly, he's a psychopath. So you're seeing red did what you he? Yes. Yes. I'm sending scenario Rhett. Also, see if you did some just like if she can if she was came to me, and she was like, oh dropping off the kids at school man that killed him. I'll be like, oh, really? Let's figure out how to get like hide this. I'm going to help you get out of this issue. That'd be my first thought how do I help you get away with? Yeah. I provoked that would be. I think my first thought it would be provoked murderer. Did you hear that? Go to prison who's raising the kids. That's another rooting. Okay. Well, I thought we gotta get away with it. I think my I would be that. We don't have to tell anybody about. We can. Yeah. Both. I think that would. But then there'd be a second thought. Right after like immediately right after this like there's no way that I can sixty. I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, but I'm not good at like body. You'll be like I think you'd be like all right, man. We're definitely not going to say anything. And then he would go to lunch at comeback. You'd be like FBI's coming. Caving minute. I feel like he doesn't have the constitution. You said you guys feel your emotions, right? You express. When your feelings are hurt. It would be overwhelming. It's a natural thing to do. Well, I didn't know the barista. I dunno. My feelings would be heard. Well, maybe you'll be like God doing. Well, here's the here's the mitigating factor that I think you're right that I would say, hey, you're going down. And I'm not going with you've because is there a clause in our in our insurance like we've got publi at certain point. We got we got insurance. Can we talk about it is talking about the insurance? Make it way you killed him. By can't get it. Does it include like moral failure? Failure we need to check into that. If you're morally disabled. Wow, that's a great way to say you're in prison. Then I am going. I gotta get. I gotta get that income that is gone by not being there, which is going to be low like ninety five percent per like, you're going to be like that five percent contribution. And she make you know, I want to get that. I wanna get that quantify. Put this in because I think what I would be trying to do is. I think by the way, I think I'm much more likely to kill somebody. But I would actually it would be an accident. We don't allow them to touch art sharp objects on the show because he's dangerous and others. I'm impulsive, I don't think I'm. But I'm clumsy minimizing the damage though. Because. If a more realistic situation like like, a hit and run or something like that. Like, I was I was think you should make dismal real. I was watching his incriminating. If it's like, I was watching. Probably some Reddit thread, and there's this hidden camera. Surveillance footage of somebody pulling out in front of this car and the car swerves in the guy like flips and hits a sign turns out the guy who ended up in critical condition the person who caused them to do this just like quickly turns around and goes away right now. I I don't think I would do that. Because you're always going to get caught in those situations. Right. It's. I think it'd be too much to deal with if you did get away with it. But if you made the mistake is that no saying, so if you made that mistake came home, you told me he's like, I just. I just 'cause this guy to wreck. And then, but you know, my car wasn't hit. And I'm here now. And I think you've got hurt. Why should I do panicked? I didn't intentionally flee. I just. Fled in panic. I think in that situation. My goal would be to minimize the repercussions in your life. Right. And so I think in that situation. I'd be like. You got to you got to turn yourself in right now. Because that's the most logical thing to do. Yeah. But if it was a little bit different. And it was like. You could get away with this. I would be the one that would be most likely to find that way into end. There you go to help you. He's like, okay. He's like I was in Boone on a hike. And I didn't like the way got looked at me. Just cut them up. He's like come on, man. Like, all right. Got cut him up. Your friend is crazy. Just to slip up a slip up. Were you chop up? A man. No. You'd have to think that somebody something snapped in. Rein them. There's no. Laughing just like you guys are sickos together. Yeah. Something's. That's yeah. Sums wrong. Can you believe this guy's lost to shit? Right. What if what if he said all to do is say that we were having lunch in Peoria? Can you swing that for me? I mean, I'm actually I would I'm a little scared at how good I would be doing that. Him. You got to look forward to that. Call. I mean, I always got to be people like us. Yeah. I always look guilty. When I didn't do something. Right. But I like to think that when I am guilty. I'm pretty cool about it. Like, it's like, I have this like investment diversion mentality. That's like I killed the about everybody. This is my guilty voice. I think we have a great scenario for feature or animated show, you know, an animated murder cover up. That's what he out. Yes, dude. I mean, this feels like this had to have been done. Right. What was the feeling pet pet? They the that's worse in some ways. Yes. The prostitute dies in the very beginning. Slater Slater, the best movie ever American psycho. Sorry early. It's a bad bad day bad. I don't know a very bad thing. Very bad people. I don't know. Sorry. Your last week gave us a bit. But you're dead prostitutes. Yeah. Right there, man. I thought you were doing that. Pretty awesome. I thought you were doing that thing as a seasoned podcast host. You're like we're having that conversation. We're all trying to remember the name of a movie that everybody knows? All right on a bitch. This moment, I don't know. I wish I wish. I know you sent them a group of friends trying to cover. Let me ask you this. But you can go there, and we have segment we do. Call a horrible or hilarious a lot. We show a video and get your reaction funny. Or is it terrible one of them actually, incredibly interesting. Because of the fact that there's like his two buddies involved in something I'm wondering if you guys would be the hard core support, and friend that the one person needs. Okay. This is out in the. Nature out in a stream of water. I guess you would call it. And these guys are I think they're actually out there. Trying to get what is it fish a great. Great. Lobsters crabs into that nature. All right. Yeah. So the crabbing they're grabbing I guess, but it does. It's not. I don't know. It's not it doesn't. I always thought of crabbing as like throwing in the traps ask you guys are like out there with their hands. Yes. Shit. So on a noodle in. Now, this isn't another part of the wind of noodling. Oh, we go. We've got he's got a crab on his ding, ding. But then okay, okay. Look comes over. Handles it. Oh. Yeah. Anyways. See I guess in deeply troubled so suspicious of this. Yeah. Feel contrived you guess you got a third person with the camera. Right. You. All right. What was in? I was in Bora Bora. And I was like. You hook you up like that. Crab off winner. Hands. I what I would walk a main. They're right there next to cream and like he's freaked out. So freaked out. But it's this video starts. It's already is already this point. Yeah. Oh, right. He's a good screamer. In the double screens, the other ones the other ones. But if that did authentically happen to you know, problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ever taken anything off of your penis before? But faces the camera to that's interesting like, hold on crab. And he's Li here look at it. When I moved out, oh, you had other roommate who moved in. And I thought I heard the story that you removed a tick from the. Glens of his. Peanuts. This is an exclusive I feel like I would remind exclusive this talking talking about Josh YM, h exclude. Sorry. And on that your voice hold on. I don't think I removed it. But I do think that he let you watch. No, I think he came. I think he came home from a camping trip or something. And it was on when I was so after link moved out. Got married. I had actually bought this really shady apartment in Raleigh. And then got like six roommates slept on the floor and charge them all rent. Whoa. The house. So I just had a just a lot of guys coming in and out of their songs. They were willing to pay like two hundred dollars a month for some portion of a room. They could stay disgusting. And there was a guy when you hear about this guy came home from something, and he had a I think he had tick on his nuts. I distinctly remember it being on the Weiner on the on the on the tip. That's how I remember tip tick yet. I've never heard of a tip tick, I've never heard of that either. And they get I feel like I must've blocked this out because I I don't remember. I do have this vague recollection of him showing everyone. He showed it to everyone showed everybody, and he's like you helped me out. And then I think I like my two hands are holding. Identity. I would remember if I helped him I think he showed it to us. And then he went to the bathroom and took care of it himself cheese. How do you take care of that? You just light a flame to it? How do you? How do you to burn off the tick or whatever the tick after you remove it from this from your pecker out? You burn it onto you half. What you gotta do. You gotta get the pincers out. So like with tweezers, you gotta get in there and getting and this is small enough you can paint nail polish over a tick. And it will it will begin to suffocate as man, it'll let loose sugars you paying red bugs. Did you ever get chiggers? So they definitely are not out here. They're in the midwest. But they're all over the southeast. And you for some reason only get him when your kids but you'll go out and play. And then you come back, and then you have these red bumps all in your crotch like on upper is and then your mom takes nail polish remover. Or clear, no clear nail polish campaigns over them, and they have like a little breathing tube that they've stuck out of your skin, and they suffocate and die and go away. Oh my gosh. It sounds horrible race. Does does there's probably there's probably a new name for them. That's why I kept saying red bugs red bugs. Yeah. Geez. Is there another show them? So so we're saying that was hilarious saying finding super great. This is not contrived. This is not okay. Yeah. That was bowl. Psychos laughing. Gorilla that was super legs on that bullet. God that's two minutes soup, man. This is a bit man. I frame totally set up. No, that's a real bull. But my question is the bull went back into the shadows crush this woman. And then nobody came out. Comes out. Guys like all right enough. This get out of here, buddy. Okay. Derry comes. This is terrible cigarette guy. The bulls owner, I don't know he seems real calm about it. I mean, look at that smoking. Smoke. This guy's the best part. That's the funny. Video screen the woman. I don't like the screen. I like this guy's nonchalant cigarettes. He's definitely overreacting okeydokey guys. Choose. Nosers a camera. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they'll do it up for the camera. I mean, where does how does she end up? Gosh, she's in the shadow. Care. They don't care thing. My experience in God doesn't care either. By with done give fuck videos, people rarely people. Don't get hurt that bad. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You got like you watch ten boulevard ios people getting hit nine times out of ten. They walk away. This lady could still breathe on your own. That's because you're watching the rodeo, you're not watching, you know, like Spanish bull running don't people get Gordons. She still seems to be hurt. Her lungs are intact screaming. She is fun. K look who's laughing. Now psycho Ling join guys that was unexpected. That was twenty nineteen. These guys both voted hilarious. He's not even fully recovered yet. Guys. I'm gonna go horrible. Go k. All right, right. A bum. Everybody out. Yeah. Can we see another one? This is Stina the bummer. Definitely the see what she just one. I'll. Likely winemaking lady. Here's the thing. He got the wind knocked out that win knocked out noise. Here's my. When you don't see anything grow. In other words, some got hurt. But you're not seeing like actual the injury. And then a noise like a grunt or a scream the screams fun the funny screams. That was the delay. Can't see that his knees torn to shreds. Yes. No, right. Yeah. It's exposed bone. Yeah. Is this another angle, this is different video different guy, different guy. Ono going. He's dead. Run. Missile areas. Second one or will I have trouble, nothing, blah anytime. I don't know like I'm tall. I got back problems. I'm constantly thinking about not getting hurt. I think eighty percent of my mental energy at this point in my life is devoted to not getting hurt really moving well moving. Yeah. And so when I say situation is in the snow. I'm just it's difficult for me to watch. What I how I would react. I liked that video. I don't like people that wear shorts in the snow. Yes. God's punish them for. I'm the psycho. Okay. Okay. I agree pants. It's freezing outside pants snowing. This is the video that started at all this one. Oh, no. I don't go, right. Lost both at the knees. Amputated at the guy. He's fine. He's fine. He really followed. It up really big story and Taiwan. Yeah. Here's the deal. He's okay. What's he driving? That thing remotely it looked like. Remote control. That's interesting. That's the first thing. I thought. The. If I was watching that live. I would react differently that it's been captured in packaged true. That makes me think that whatever no line this guy out. You would freaking out. I mean you laugh, but then you gotta help them out. I would probably just walk very slowly. And then kinda stared down at him. Not unlike that guide, right. Yeah. That was a crazy reaction. Right. That is just like a slow again Mosey Dovers guy with the cigarettes brothers. Our walked over the driver marmer. Like, you gotta get the fuck out. On the ground. I mean. Screams. Just didn't stop enough for to allow me to laugh there was there was no punchline now lack of value of human life is interesting like walked around care stone-faced. Yeah. That was seen where was that. Where was that bomb on the road? I was a person. There's my ranch who doesn't care cool. Now, they're showing us another. But it is something. What? Oh, the military's involved. Okay. All right, psycho, better do something. Yeah. Yeah. Link was affected by that. I mean, he knew he was coming down to fat. I think something was wrong with the parachute. The better do something. I never pinpointed. What the something was. I don't know. What you could do. I think just hit right before you hit the ground. You jump? Like a falling elevator. You're supposed to lay flat, right? Following falling. You spread yourself as why did you can laying down on the ground to distribute the load? You don't stay on Q. Definitely don't jump because you don't want talk going to worry because it'll compress your spine. You get on your back, and you spread out you probably going to die anyway. Yeah. You're gonna done. This is the. I mean, if you want to make sure that you're going to die in just do a handstand. Does this mean that you like do you go on read it and look at all the twisted twisted now? No, no, not at all. So you have a line. I don't I don't search for any of this. So there's a laugh at it. When it's presented to. Yeah. If I I think the the the points that I pointed out are what I've discovered I like if I see someone and you're like check this out in his head cracks open funding to death mega. I do think. There's something about not seeing any gore. The and hearing yells that does make suffering that Tom likes the screaming sounds fine. Yeah. I get it until you. There's a fifty fifty Reddit thread where it's like, I don't go on any of that shit. Is this a, you know, a kid eating ice cream, or is it, you know, a monkey getting run over like, oh, it's like I don't do. I don't play that game. Know about it because our GM crew made us play like a much tame version of on the show, but that's a Reddit thread, either gonna be something really pleasant or really discovered that as as much as I laugh at some of this stuff. I don't have. I don't have it in me to watch actual real physical violence or really I can't I can't I don't like it. Right. But I actually feel like I understand the this realm that that we're operating in here. There's like to me, I think there's both. It's not you can I can I can find parts of funny. Parts of it horrendous. Like what's supposed to be on the line? Most of you know. Yeah. And that's that's what I think a lot of people there like this day and age you can't find things funny. You have to you have to make a decision you're either gonna find something funny or you're going to you're going to be outraged about something, and it's like. I think both can be true. And then you got to figure out who you trust. Let them know that you find it funny. That's true. Someone's not the one that talked to but. Yeah. I tend to just about the violent videos, whatever, I don't get it when it comes to violence, but when it comes to certain types of comedy, I don't have a specific example. But like, I just think you can be. Again, you can find something funny, and then you can go on e fucked. No, what is that? Oh, no. It's a website or that e f you Katie how you guys stepped ended the devils layer. What is okay? So it's a guy he curator of types. He's actually a talented editor I'll give them that. He'll it'll it stays. It's a lot of adult like X rated stuff. Okay. But it'll either it's it falls into different categories within that umbrella. So some of it'll be like big tent. This is. Some of it will be like actual. You know, some girl being like, oh, my my my anal prolapse keeps. Give me problems when I'm shooting scenes, and it's like a ridiculous thing like that LOL genre like blooper stuff. Then there's horrendous stuff like stuff where? It's hard. Yeah. It's hard to watch. You guys aren't into that stuff. But I'm saying you should check it out. I mean, just. See see some somebody are just people crying. He's guys. What's it like to be normal? What's it like to not talk about arts all day shooting out later I ever need to call me. I know. So you've been here on the show. Now, like, do you have any like, you guys are the YouTube God's what's your advice for us? I mean doing Mike you definitely should guy. Any advice for us? Don't I don't try any harder than UCAR earlier. We don't we don't need any competition. There's there's a lot of. How hard do you perceive? They're trying how many how many hours of video or uploaded every second or something. And it's increasing every single day. You're doing your show every day is days a week days. Friday, we have like a rehab show on and how long does that show the Monday through Friday show like ten to fifteen minutes. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And we eat a lot of stuff. I mean, that's not what the show is intended to be to be like, a creative expression of our conversation nature of our friendship. But yeah, we just eat a lot of variously prepared animal testicle, right? We got to step into the spell. What happens you eat a lot? That's my vice. Yeah. Do you? All's. Oh, yeah. Do you talk about Browning? You guys eat. But what about? Yeah. Browns all the chocolate comes out of the backside. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about that. Does eating crazy food make noisy? Brown's no only only when you do like the hottest pepper in the world, which we've done different times when it was different times. Well, when you know keep releasing new ones, we're not doing the latest one, which is like pepper Xers letting how horrible is that experience. Well, interestingly the second hottest what top five I don't know what. Not. So we did a straight up. Ghost pepper when it was the hottest one. Yeah. Horrible experience while is happening four experience for like the next twelve hours or so well our link he was like really like twelve hours later he was. Carolina reaper. So the second one we did the Carolina reaper was the world's hottest pepper. And we said, okay, we're going to set a timer. I mean, all this was on camera. So we wanted to make sure that the whole experience was captured. So we didn't add anything out. We said we're going to set a time for ten minutes. We're going to eat the whole pepper, and then we're not going to consume anything nor going to drink or eat anything else. And we're just going to ride it out. And so. Rhett had this impulsive destroy the set like became physically violent, very funny, and it was. You can see the fear in is at at a certain point. I mean, we took the precautions we had gloves, and you know, because you don't wanna touch your is like that. But we were still crying. I haven't watched it back because I just don't and you were miserable for twelve hours well on and off shifts and hours things. Before you ate I had experience goes away. So I was a little better prepared. I had a bunch of bananas and like some bread. Yeah. But I don't love, but he didn't go for. So what happens on the way out though, is it miserable. Again, at least twice eleven o'clock that we found that morning eleven o'clock that night, we were filming something else and inbetween takes. I would lay down in the fetal position and it. I think the way my stomach works is that it does like a major turn every it's not cost him. But I could tell that something happened every ten or fifteen minutes, they will be like everything got turned over, and it exposed all this heat to of your system that was getting exposed to the oil that pepper, very it was very bad terrible. And then when I mean all the way out it's like it's hot. And then it, and then it starts the same thing that happens when it's going down. It's like. Going to be able to take this. And you start questioning if you get like the worst part when it was going down was my throat, and I thought it could kill you probably going to have to tap out. We're gonna have to call somebody because we didn't this is before we had like a medic. We have a medic what we don't. We. Currently don't have a medic what happened to that had a medic for a while. We realize we have one all the time. Oh, but now we've got a lot of a lot of our employees are like CPR, you got a medic for whatever you're doing. We. Youtube funded our show a few seasons back, and we made it even longer. So instead of fifteen minutes, it was a half hour every day. We did that for a stint and because as part of their funding of it. There was a medic onset bright. And then when that funny funding went away we went back to fifteen minutes. The medic also went away. Now, we're realizing. But now that's the question. You have is like gonna be one of those people that has has to go to the hospital because of this, and then it kind of feels the same way on the way out. But not like I'm going to have to go to the hospital. But like can I can I do this? And then for me it usually happens twice. It was funny because we weren't really depends on your anal prolapse, or whatever that I'll send you the link to that you got to see that we the world's hottest curry. So what are you guys doing? So Sean Evans the hot ones. So we the first time we were on like last year, but the year before that we went to New York, and we they were doing they were on break for the season. So he's doing these little one off videos to he's the best man brick lane. Think curry in New York, which is named after brick lane and London, which has got all the curry places. Anyway, the guys who make the curry there where gas masks water making this one lot curry in the world, and we played a game where to get it wrong headed up by two this curry that was bad. I got to wrong you got four wrong. Yeah. So we were out to dinner with our wives that night, maybe four hours later and. I ended up red left at Taylor giving the table any never. And I was like a realized oh now, we're heating dessert and stuff came back. And then he comes back to the table. And he was like he looked. He's walking funny. Yeah. And he's like he looked at me. And he said you're gonna have a rough night. Just hadn't hit me yet. Assuming it's not solid at that point either right now seven you want to just yeah, right out. But it doesn't. Dana. We don't anymore. We've kind of gotten to the place where it's like the last time. We did the hot thing. It was a charity thing and Trinidad scorpion pepper and. It was one of the I got it got so bad that I was no longer entertaining place where I would. I was mad that we've made the decision to do it at that point. I can't there's no bit here. I can't find a way to make this funny. And it wasn't hurting me is is bad. I mean, you get a different pepper. You never know. It was horrible. So we. Entertaining, you were very angry which was funny and the the hottest one in the world before the Carolina reaper Carolina reapers like two million Scoville units. Pepper acts. Same guy. There's some guy in North Carolina. Ed, something crazy, Ed or something like that. And he breeds cross-breeds these peppers. He's like a mountains. What how it's actually eating these these pepper head people. Right. And he this new one pepper is like three million Scoville units. In man. Man. No, it's like that's like taking like bear spray and likes bringing. It's your man. That's what I mean. Like who's eating these with their dinner? I mean is that just it's not. Guys in. Okay. You got the the books coming out the novel towing doing live shows were both in Nashville. You you have the the show five days a week. And you're also developing do you also continually right and shoot like just sketch type videos to that were. So we're taking all those that whole part of our like creative brain just into development right now. There's no we just got too many things going on. We can't try that on YouTube and also try to make it happen. Elsewhere. So because it's already too much. As it is. Speaking of Brown's I have a woodsy rather for you guys. It's kind of a game we like to play on the show being that your food es and brownies. Here we go would you rather for one year? All you can eat is Taco Bell. Now by this. I mean, three meals a day granny items on the menu, you can mix and match you can take tacos apart make them in whatever the hell, right. One year. You don't have eggs. He can't make enough. Why? Title breakfast. Okay. Josh potter. I believe eats breakfast. All right. All right. You like I said you can mix and match, but it's three meals a day at Taco Bell. And you have easy Brown's. I'm talking fours and fives gliders easy. Like, you're healthy. They're healthy bones. I didn't know what you meant when he's at seven, but you have race sloppy Bristol still chart. Yeah. Medical chart, so one is like a rock and a seven's just water Valdez you want threes and fours. Oh, so it's a scale at one two seven and five. My getting kind of loose. Four. Right. You're healthy. You may eat anything you want for an entire year. But every Brown, it's a disaster. It's like your pepper Brown. It's like what you had the day of the curry. That's day. That's what you're doing. This is. But. You know? The bell has the reputation of just tearing you that's what makes it a great now. You're would you rather? But it seems obvious if you if you love Taco Bell. I mean, it's all that. You would choose that year. Is you are you saying who you are? No, I don't I don't hate Taco Bell which. Oftentimes, I prefer to refer to Taco Bell as potential sponsor Taco Bell. That's true. Okay. So I don't I don't hate it. But I don't love it yet. But I mean, the needle could be moved in either direction. But just be careful if you choose a corporate sponsorship, we had McDonalds sponsor this show, and they took their money back. But because. Yeah. But plug 'cause we hide on our. Oh, yeah. It's a long story. But I would take the second scenario eat anything I want, but then messy Brown's here's why goes I have a day at my house. So do we TOTO wash letter a proper is not because you you've got the total. You know, just a one that. I just mind my vantage just put it out. It's not the whole toilet. You know is just the right. Let out basically. Yeah. So it's what Brandon is. But it's revolutionary as you already know. And I would just be like, I gotta get one at work. I got I got if I feel a real avid without it. There's there should be like an. App. Where's the nearest day? As long as I wash it. I would be willing to go through the hell that would be those. How how this is a stupid question. Now, do you guys get on this show? Like, I haven't already figured that out. I think I think you have figured it. And it's a lot grocer than this. Taking it easy. I wanted to ask in private to you guys. Oh, she doesn't eat. My scrum. No, it's about is about to day. So yeah, I got the fancy schmancy new toilet that like walk up to it. And it it it opens. Beckons it doesn't speak. But I mean, it changes. Yeah. It's not a TOTO. It's an American standard. But it's like, okay. Maybe it's not as it's got all that stuff. But with the day stream there's like there's an aggressive stream. There's an aggressive Washington. There's like a normal wash. And then if you hit the button twice. Yes, it'll it'll do like a one of these like pattern. A water wiping pattern. Wow. But if you don't if you hit it if you hit the strong stream once it's going to just really always going to really rocket like to ride and ride that that you build up, a tolerance. You really at. That point is if you if you lie and everything up properly, it's an enema. Oh, wow. You can really let it but the the water would have visit like looks like the top reds head right there. It's just hair. It's got a lot of work. Just fucking firehose run a full cycle goes off on its own Syria's. Yeah. I don't even check. What's there? Have you say, I know it's a mess. Dryer. But what might not get my question? My question is. Okay. You kind of answered it. But can you can use it basically to like get it in there? Go in there. It can go in there and like like an enema. Now, here's the thing. You're behold is a very theoretically tight whole Bryant, you can loosen it, you sure can. Do you? But when you're fire hosing, you're bummed. Do you find that the water goes inside your whole? So it's. You can maneuver and position yourself you. Relax. Yeah. You can you can. Can doesn't bad? That's I don't do any of that six to eight months. Right. Vance them because dryer that much you. So what are you saying? What's your technique? You just spread relax and read and aim and just position yourself, and you get an kind of an internal and internal rose in there for real you like to get in. But do you do a double tap? So so. So one ours is the other way. Goal is the light stream double up. Power stream. No, I've got four settings guys. I got two buttons one is light once heavy. And then if I hit the heavy one twice going to like it's going to. We have an oscillating oscillating feature different late. It, you know. I mean, he's got the stream had goes like this stream can't Wagle. What about like the staccato string? Oh, you mean like like, right. Doesn't move. So right. Nothing streaming marash are actually changes on it. Right on off on off. Like that pulsating is the right word pulsating, no mine to undo step it up. I've seen this. This you need to step money. Now, it's a warm strong have a side each other to get rid of. It's gonna add that's ball. And right, two different companies. And I will use them both at once. It's three mortar. You don't cold wide? Tot? I mean, I think that's why I'm choosing Taco Bell. Because. Oh, wow. Ratae? Oh, you don't want. I mean, you don't want to you don't want to if you're constantly decimated down there. Then that's that affects everything I mean, it's just washing. It off not gonna make it better. You're going to have diagnose -able prop. Well, but if you're like zoo or something like that to you know does. Trouble. Here you're saying the public dumps would be problematic you'd have to plan your day. I mean, that's affects you. Once you had the day. And then you're you're at a restaurant, you know, and you're like, they don't they don't it's like an animal. You can't you can't shit like an animal, and we're right now consider this though as much as I love Taco Bell, nutritionally you might be deprived after one year of eating it pre times a day. You know, I think you'd probably get you know, I think you'd probably get it. I mean, there's some nutrients so many. I mean, it all tastes the same eventually essentially because it's just kind of rearranged in different way, five ingredients, essentially beans beans alone. True, go a long way true cheese dairy lettuce sour cream tomatoes are considered a fruit. Don't eat those though, you don't eat tomatoes. No tomato sauce. Okay. Thank God house pizza. Yeah. Not raw just recently. Is that come out yet? I don't think it's come out yet. Well, he was. What is it? What we won't tell what happened tease her. He was hit metabolized going. To like tomatoes, and why can't ruin it? Well, that's interesting. There's a couple creepy hypnotize IRS. We're going to get into future with. Yeah. We found these guys that like the first you have maybe like a hypnotist. Can they make people do? And like these guys are straight up. Creeps. No, moral, compass. They're weird. Weird guys. Yeah. But I'm fascinated to see the tomato. I did it. I did the thing in college at like when they. On this date. And did you know is going on faked? It totally right for for what I was doing. Yeah. But it started with when he was like he was trying to see who was going to participate. Yeah. He's like and then like, your fall asleep or whatever. And I just dramatically was. Hanging. Yeah. Of course. But I mean my head. I was that's what everyone's doing. Right. So I don't know. I only experience and then I've seen one of those shows a liar. Okay. Before we go just want to tell everybody, mythical dot com. Like home base for everything. Right. Yep. Mythical dot com. There's a good mythical morning five days a week ear biscuits, which is the podcast which is once a week. Yep. Renton leak channel which I'm not uploading stuff to it right now. So whatever I forget. Red link live for tickets alive in a bunch of dates looks like, yeah, we're we're doing like every couple of months we go out and hit like a part of the country and do like four or five shells. Awesome. Man. You guys are killing it and the books coming out. You have a smash. You have the store. There's just it's endless. You got development. Jesus Christ, man. Take it easy. We need to slow down slow down and just sit on Brown day. That's a longer it on that day. Do get that second day you deserve. Now, this was a lot of fun. Thank you guys for coming. Thanks for having. See you naturally. Probably take off the next morning, right? I don't know. Liz, we'll we'll let you know we stick around. I come in the tenth your shows, the ninth FOCA. Yeah. All right. We'll leave you special. No. Lease do. Fun video for you. Morning. Good morning. Good morning. Wanted. Your friend super. Crazy. Thanks, guys.

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Tennessee Special with Derrick Henry & Rashaan Evans

NFL: The Dave Dameshek Football Program

52:02 min | 1 year ago

Tennessee Special with Derrick Henry & Rashaan Evans

"Mario to Henry Henry passes it outside five ten fifteen twenty twenty-five thirty forty stiff arm fifty forty thirty. He's money. Fifteen. This landed for his. Quite are quite eleven. Damage football program. Available on apple podcasts and at fell dot com slash DDS fees. Now, here's your host day damage shit. Garrett can read the main man in twenty nineteen I suspect I think that's what my grail and company intended do with their feature back there in the in the autumn of twenty nineteen like, I say, hi and Hello and welcome to the Dave damasec football program. I hope I was well wherever you are here in studio sixty six we're going to little bit titans. Z here. We're going titans. Heavy because we have Derrick Henry the aforementioned one we keep with him in Nashville, Tennessee, as we also kits with one Rashawn Evans who was just a just a a rare delight both fellas a lot of fun to catch up with. But Rashad Evans went the extra mile. He met us in zach's B's, and he helped work the drive through. And while he and I helped feed the people of Nashville, Tennessee, we also talked a little bit of football. So we'll hear from him. Spoiler alert. We did talk about who we wanted most because of his Alabama roots. He wanted Quinn it Williams. He didn't get Quinton. But he got a pretty nice SEC defensive piece. Jeffrey Simmons maybe a little delayed because of the knee injury nevertheless figures to make that already. Rugged titans defense, even stronger. That's what that AFC south is all about that's one thing we get into with both Derrick Henry, and Rashad Evans, we'll get to them in just a second behind the glass. There's Kent Brown. Also making a rare visit here on the DV if p alongside our main Manetti spaghetti spaghetti. What's the poop? It was a great trivia national Glover put out these two interviews. We did with Sean Evans and Derrick Henry Derrick Henry humongous person when you finally meet him and Regina Evans. I mean, the guy pretty much ran Zack's for an entire after noon. So it was really fun. And by the way with their cannery. Spoiler alert again, I get into him about whether or not he got tackled in high school because if he got tackled even once that he underachieved given. I mean, when you meet the guy who what sixteen-year-old snuck grabbed you up until you the ground. I mean as someone who did play high school football. Do you remember some very tiny children? I cannot imagine how hundred ten my no Derrick Henry size in high school. But I can't imagine. These two different than he was now if he lowers his shoulder I mean, it's game. The the best example, I think off the top of my head is Cam Newton twenty-first-century what the Cam whoever did Cam Newton. If he took a snap. That didn't result in a touchdown either. The guy dropped the pass or Cam Newton underachieve because there's no reason anybody should tackle. I remember going to a Miami Florida game. We went from Miami went their college game. They all that Cam Newton. This was his freshman year when he red shirted at Florida he's on the sideline we're on the opposite side line. And my friends are like who's that defensive end Riley for Florida. And I was like no no that's their five star quarterback. That's sitting behind Tibo right now. The guy is just physically imposing and. Yeah, you watch Henry in high school. There was a game that was on ESPN when he went up against Fred Taylor. Son's high school in Kelvin Taylor and him were the top two running backs in Florida and Derrick Henry ran for three hundred yards and a half. It was pretty nuts even against good Florida competition. Nobody could tackle them. Yeah. I mean, obviously that stands to reason. And that's why even in the NF. NFL Cam Newton so hard to bring down because as you say, even in the pro even at the pro level Cam Newton is generally bigger than the defensive ends trying to take them down any who all of our Nashville content available for your perusal NFL dot com slash. We had Eddie spaghetti's brother poses a country music star. He brought his acoustic guitar, and he and I teamed up to sing songs to the first round fancy pants, go back and check all that out. And in the meantime, a couple of issues to cover real quick before we get to Rashad Evans. Derrick Henry here, we've decided undertake after kibitzing with Matt money Smith on our earlier podcast from this week to take a look at the hot chicken and Nashville really I've been all around football America now of sampled most of the fair vailable to the football fan, if you are well traveled there, and I think it's about time. It's high time in fact that we figure out what is the best regional food that you can get one item. Now, not a whole meal or anything. But you know, we we're talking about hot chicken in Nashville. We're talking about a slice of pizza in New York City. Maybe even a Chicago style slice in Chicago. Obviously do we go like Houston brisket spaghetti. It has to be. We talked this a little bit off air, but Texas is known for Texas style. Garba Q. I know there's a lot don't do swine. Well, no, they from what from what I've they did it. Well, when I was good. Say the brand what is their chief spreadsheet moment in in the world of of food. I would pick brisket. I'm assuming that Dallas and Houston EVA's similar style of brisket. I would I mean, I don't know if I'm wrong, but I would pick brisket for those those cities. Well, I'll say this drop us a line shack Republic way in here. And what you use the hashtag DD. Let's use hashtag p football America food football Naga food. Let's ok p football America food, and let us know. And don't be one of these smarty pants who's tells who gets into this jazz about like local actually like, right? You know, what the what we're going to be tough? Gabby the buffalo wing. Just on the top of my head. That's going to be a solid number one. And a lot of people's list to see I mean, I don't think we'll have it thirty two times over because there to New York teams. Do we split at two LA? What is L A's, by the way? Taino? Rita or? No, no. It's got you know, what it's got to be sushi seafood. Talk over ITO thing. I mean, I think this is a weird pick. But k town here. I mean do LA chargers Rams Korean barbecue. Most people football America have not had K. What it is. When you know what it is? I guess the standard that we're looking for here is when if you are visiting per visit from if you're a player from another cities or if you're a fan coming to town. What's the thing that people's oh, well, I mean LA I'm in blank gotta try this. If I'm in Cincinnati, I have to try chilly. That's going to be a mistake. If you try the Chilean Cincinnati, but in LA, wouldn't they say, chicken and waffles because roscoe's I'll say this. There's there's a taco Tuesday here. I mean, every Tuesday you can go to any place that serves tacos and you'll get a deal on them. I guess that's the biggest thing. If we picked tacos Eliot, I'm fine with that. Okay. We also. So we need the first of all lay out what all the options are in Miami. We'll go with the Cuban sandwich. You lived in Miami Kent Brown. Yeah. That's that's definitely the Miami. Way to go buffalo. You're already you're already helping here. What are we doing up in Boston New England area outer so this is the thing with San clams about steamed clams lobster, isn't it? A lob. And that's right because their New England you can do the Maine lobster, we do lobster roll. I mean, it makes sense to do that doesn't it? Yeah. I think I think Clem shatter is very cl- as a person who's lived there. I think Clem chatter, you can pretty much get any place you go lobster. You can't I would say climb cheddars. There are distinctions to be drawn between not just obviously Manhattan. Chowder is the tomato based thinner shutter versus New England style chowder is the white ya. But that's thicker and creamier in some other parts of the country. You get chowder that's white. But it's not nearly as thick mix the two. Why would I do that? It's pretty good. I've done it. That's see. Now, you're not helping now you've gone too, far Ken Brown as usual. I will give you my win place show. This is my inaugural. I can change it. This is I'm putting this in pencil not in pen you understand. But I'm going to open it up with Houston brisket in the show in the place spot. I'm gonna go with New York City slice of pizza. But I'm already thinking about the buffalo wings and in the winners for now in pennsyl-. I'm just putting this pencils per mantis. I'm gonna put a franchise coleslaw. I gotta stay loyal. I don't know. I have a sneaking suspicion that it may not finish atop the rankings. I I would go do still put it ahead of the Philly cheese steak drop us a line though. Hashtag. Football America, food right that. Yes. That I couldn't even remember ninety f- p food America. It has to do with football because then that's gonna get confusing. People are gonna start in with San Diego and they're going to start him with Austin. And so on and those have no those don't rank here, you say has to be NFL specific right now, you're up to speed. What is Minnesota's by the way? I don't know anything about like something the loot fiscal whatever, they it'd be something like that. That's probably they're not winning. It's pretty evident. Minnesota's not gonna Green Bay like cheese. Curd it. Well, no. It'd be a brought worse, right? Yeah. I would guess well, listen, we're gonna wait for the for the locals to way. Once we once everybody's submits. Then we will put out some sort. I don't know how we'll evaluate this. And we'll figure I have my top three. I don't know if I have an order, but I have my top three. It's it's a brisk. It's a brisk it from either city in Texas. A New York slice. And then it's also going to be the man he saw that's cool. Philly cheese steak. I love the best sandwich in the state. I would drive from Staten Island to Philadelphia just for a cheese steak and drive back in a day. Listen, I have had both and call me biased or whatever else. I'm telling you the permanant sandwiches better than I had my first ever with kin had in Indianapolis doesn't count. It's fine. It's a fine. You had it. In Indianapolis, go to the strip district and have it there. Then get back to me Brown. I would say one has to be the buffalo wing. That's just I can't imagine that falls from we don't even have our full list. This is your Naga list. This one buffalo wing I'll go to and I really liked the Cuban sandwich a lot I feel like that would be my number two. But also had so many of those like, I don't have Texas brisket muss. And that's weird because I'm Jap location of of what we're trying to do. I've had many times and then three. Permanant? He's is very good. I'm trying to think though, if I like it more than a good, New York style pizza. I'll do the New York style pizza three right about the bottom of the list. Chicago deep dish. It's not that good. It's very good. And even if you don't love, it, whatever you wanna call it. It's not something that the locals E three days a week. You know, when you move the Chicago, at least my experience was that. I ate it incessantly for about three months. And then it was like all right. That's enough. Also, what's this toasted ravioli you guys brought up? I've never heard of that money. I never Saint Louis. That's their local fair. I've never had it just doesn't sound especially great. But then again, Matt money Smith well-traveled says, it is strong of Maine lobster ends up being on this list that could very easily be number two or three for me. Next up. We by the way, kudos to you can't Brown. So. Yeah. Drop us a line. We'll figure this out in the preceding days, and we'll try to figure what is the wind play shell of the best food items football, America, NFL style. Don't again. Don't give me the jazz about what goes on in in Oregon. It has no place here. We're going. We're just sticking we can branch out. Once we resolve this important issue. Ken brown. Speaking of college and into the pros. You did not just good work. You beat all the scouts here in correctly predicting how many out of the thirty two picks in the first round. So I had twelve of the thirty two exact. And then if you wanna throw Daniel Jones into the mix I had the right team. I just had him at seventeen instead of six so thirteen of the thirty two were on the right team twelve thirty two or the exact pick. So we're all best best pick of the first round. Because really listened spaghetti watches. A lot of college football this past year as I can see applying the no jive policy to myself here. I got the four it's I don't see as much as I want to. I I wasn't comprehensive in my college football viewing in in two thousand eighteen. It's all defer to you Ken Brown who was the best pick while the one. I got that probably was maybe a bit under the radar. But you mentioned him earlier was Jeffrey Simmons go in nineteen to the titans. He's a top five player. I'm like in this draft. And the fact that he went to nineteen because of the injury, and maybe some of the baggage dating back to when he was in high school. But that's a really good pick. I'm in the Steelers at home run pick because they need that linebacker Bush. Well, it's funny because I like Devon white and more than Devon Bush. So I was kinda hoping he fell to ten but Devin Bush was a no brainer. I think he's very good. But I would have put Devon white ahead of him in terms of just those linebackers. But he's a great compliment. Like, they need that linebacker that can go side to side that can make the tackles. And if you just have blockers in front of him that can clean up space and allow him to make plays which is what the Steelers have that. I expect him to fit in really nicely make plays. And then I thought another great pick. If you just wanna talk about a team that needed this type of peace the Minnesota Vikings with Garry Bradbury. They. Needed that inside guy to be they're center move L flying over the right guard. Because if you watched last year cousins was getting destroyed gaming and game out. Now, that's a team that you know, we know the defensive pieces are there. So that was a pretty good value pick. They got eighteen getting their center, and he'll probably be a starting center for eight to ten years for them. So those are more exciting than offense lineman in the first round the football town goes wild every time you get an offensive line about this one too think Haskins going fifteen to the Redskins. He was my top quarterback. And the fact that they didn't have to trade up, and they got probably the guy they would have taken in the top ten that was good pick for the Redskins as well. Okay. So that was so well done there by you can't Brown. Muzzle tof on your great success. And I don't know if it was politically advisable to best to Bucky Brooks and Daniel Jeremiah and everybody else's Schrager was the closest one I was told trigger at eleven. So he was he was on my hill. Shout out the Schrager, man. He said. Beware Schrager, you might be replaced by can't brand Ken Brandon to move out the New York City date take your job right now. They'll take your job like nobody's business date. He don't care anything. You're a Jag. You don't care. It's really funny looking at this graph as and and he does it with three other guys looks like and for the guys, and they all have a bunch of red lines and all it's pretty much all green because he got them. All right. And then yellow is if you were within a pick. So I was within a pick with Christian Wilkins and then Jonathan Abram as well. So you get some points for those as well. So Bill Burr. It's it's actually another. I don't wanna get. All right. Hey, another thing before we get to to our twin titans here as we keep promising what other thing that keeps coming up here along with our return from from Nashville, a wonderful time at the NFL draft that was a huge event, obviously in our society, recently and also the releases of the avengers and the latest episode of game of thrones reminder, by the way, because I've been deluded about what reality looks like by game of thrones. And I'll soon see the avengers. I'm not tethered to reality right now. So be on the lookout on total access or follow along at at damasec on Twitter and Instagram and on Facebook. Like, I say on total access on Thursday night. I will be laying out not the ones that are the most likely Super Bowl matchups. But the ones that would be the most fun the sea. So so preciado check that one out, but speaking of injures in and game of thrones spaghetti you've been taking a lot of Gulf on the on the internet's given it a lot of pinions out there. And I've been having a discourse with a lot of fans. I mean, nothing to negative towards me. Just my general keep flip-flopping on the last episode, everyone built up this battle of winter fell along night the episode of lease for your TV watcher, not a book reader, this is what the TV the writers. And producers day said this is going to be this is the battle versa. The dead. It's what we're all looking forward to is the longest episode game of thrones history. It's the longest battle scene ever recorded. And I just ultimately there's a lot of plot points that I was troubled with fine. But you have come away from that in somehow we veered into this into this. Bait I've noticed on Twitter with you. You have floated Thanos V night kick people were bringing that up because I guess my king was the guy everyone feared, and he just as ominous looking guy with this crown and the blue eyes and the staff it could turn dragons into his on dead dragons and stuff, and then you have fantasies just like this humongous hulk type figure, but purple and people pin them against each other and not to give away anything endgame, but we see more hand to hand combat with anos, and he has his like double sided sword. And he's awesome. And I think he found with cleanup Nike once came. But we talked about this several weeks back Darth Vader would easily defeat. His okay find I'm fine with that. But he wouldn't come close. He wouldn't have shot. He would. Darth vader. Does it need to be close to you to kill you? He just chokes you from a distance. What how do you combat that? In fact, I've written down Darth Vader the night came Thanos is megatonne one of the greatest villains. I don't mean in terms of charisma talk in destruction and inability to destroy him put matron in their Johnny from Cobra KAI. You know, what's his name from magneto? Maggie is a good one. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one for sure on on Twitter. But again magneto has no recourse when when Vader decides to choke him out on Twitter than the most response. I've seen terms of would be it's the emperor Vader and his magneto care about palpitation. He's an old, man. It's Vader Darth Vader took care of him. So that kind of separates it. Cans around. Yeah. I think we can agree. Don't do. You agree Vader could handle Thanos. Dan knows is he's he's purple hulk. Well in terms of I don't watch the avenger. So I'd I only know who Thanasis based on like commercials. I know Nike. I watched game of thrones have never seen the avengers. We've he's been exposed as a fraud king after all this after years and years, I'm thinking only ended up killing like two people total for the entire show. I think it's really his lackeys. And I don't mean the dead that he ri- raises. I mean, the ones with the long white hair his his like his Lieutenant walkers. Yeah. Those guys shame on them. They didn't do a thing. They did nothing for a decade. Now, they should collectively be ashamed of themselves. If you're giving founds the gullet with the Infinity stones. He's literally. The most powerful person universe is not a person Vader purple later. We'll dust doesn't and towns to pick up his sword and take it. And that's the end of that. I mean, but Vader don't understand spaghetti. He can take the rings off with analysts fingers from a distance. I would take th- or. Is there staying a half mile away all their go? Those rings off your hand just took him with the power the force. What about that? Batur have a bunch of steel or metal on him. Because if so magneto can really do some damage to them because everything win medal and still control. So Vader had the little around like the KP had. I think the I know, but I it's not the lightsaber that understand. That's not what that's not Vader. That is why he would defeat most of his foes. I mean, if it came down to it, and he needed to take out the red saber he would do so and he'd make quick work of most anybody who confronted him. But for the most part with these with these mystical, foes, he would just choke you. That's all he would do. It would just choke you from a distance. If if it was that simple. It would have been done to in Infinity ward when he. All them. Nobody was what he had like ten guys going after the right which doctor strange control, so many powerful people know God of thunder yoke from a distance. I mean, Spiderman wrap wrapped his web or man he ran his web around his neck Spiderman, and they gonna. About I'm saying people who did try to attempt to choke him. Good kids spaghetti, but you're out of your depth. You're you don't. They're mad. Spider. And I'm saying that that Thanos literally is the most powerful being in the universe in that world people actually tweeted that dark side is better than this, which is fine. But fans would would crush Vader. We'll get back to that as well. Bright. Now, let's move along to return, shall we? At least in our ears and in our minds in for you the audience a visit with Reshad Evans as he and I worked the drive through window talk about Tennessee titans. AFC, south and all other pro football. And some college football related matters matters here to especially his best stuff. Now that I'm thinking about it Nick Sabin versus migrate some great insight here from the very funny and very kind Rashawn Evans. Oh, yeah. Listening today. Dan shea. Now, we're Sean you've come through this Dr. Now, my right that you you like to eat food. A love though, the me too me we have a lot in common. What do you think about your one year removed? I caught up with you on the night. You were drafted down in Dallas, Texas one year removed. How's how's the year treated, what do you think back on actually back to that first night when you got pick? What are your recollections about that these? All these. In that situation. You'll know where you're going going on different aspects of the alive. It was all brand new. But at the same time, you know, I can't complain the blessing was the fight Nichols failing football. So. Mrs been a blessing. I I've almost never talked to an NFL guy who doesn't know the guy who went in front of them in the draft. And as a defensive guy you have that list committed the memory like that guy went in front of me. And he shouldn't have that guy. Went in front of me. And I'm gonna make all those teams that didn't take me over the next decade. Kogo, you know, at the end of the day, you know, the number one thing is that, you know, show your skill set much cross that line so hopefully going to be able to let the world what if you got to be the GM at the draft. Who would you say the Tennessee titans or what position at least? Estates tackle. Right up again, put that ago be unfair next case put another big guys. I want want as many big is fun of me. So I can live is there anybody you talk about. The taxes to suck up the hundred pound blockers. So that you're free to make the tackles. Is there anybody you try to tack on Sundays? It's hard to bring down their Ken Reid is in practice. I will say age really even at his advanced age. No, he's a free. I mean, even at his as right now to do this for like, I feel like he could still play at least four or five years. You know, be able to run a ball like he's been doing. He'd be thirty eight thirty nine. Oh, what blessing was I was able to play against them. Use the got out was playing video games men. I was playing him back. He was on the Viking. So it was it was unreal. So, you know, just different different memories. Like you never surprises. You never get a chance to just go back and just be able to relive that. It once it happens is over. You say you got your NFL green? Come true de line Nashville is a good fit free as a city human being. Absolutely. And around was it was almost like a mess made in heaven, my parents shoot drive a distance away from coming to see me. I remember when I was Alabama was the same case drive. Maybe two three hours. Come see me playing. Brian you telling me. You tell me now. And now they coming up this Washington plane these stadium. So it's crazy how things pan out, man. You know, I really thought I was gonna go to a whole new team being on the other side of the United States. Literally drive this team with three rivers, Pittsburgh. Would've it would've man? But at the same time, you know, I was just less to be able to be here in the play. What do you think of the new uniform not only in warranty of what do you think? I love it. You know family. You didn't we only had two uniform that we have wyde-am in Cranston. I mean that the saints are always great to be able to have multiple college. You can wear fashionable guy say when it comes to cool ball. You know, I would love to have no different things go to implemented health. What do you think would happen? Here's the good thing about the titans among the thirty two NFL mascot. I don't mean the one like Zack's chicken guy. I don't mean the guy in the costume. I mean what the what the logo stands for would a titan defeat all thirty one other mascots. I mean, like, it would be the cowboy obviously, and it could be a like a car. No or a raven, but it could at handle a Saint or a giants jets from what I've heard I wanna make sure confirmed that the logo is far bowl. So would that be said anything involving far I will feel like it would demolish any? Let's guy. Beat that no down. So I would definitely say that the fact that we had come on. Say we have a guy that walks around. He's a bodybuilder that wall surrounding he's tightened. And I definitely think that he could beat any. For sure do you like to go out and get this MAC? Shawn Watson a couple times a year in Alabama. Clemson Rondo me about a couple of times. Washington talked after today's man from you as come. That's a great match a low plan against he's a great athlete probably willing to this mobile quarterbacks in the right now you now you're from one of those places it's generated in the last ten fifty in saving got they're pretty much generated so many NFL guys. I always say as vain guy rather be like Shawn Watson where you're the greatest in school history. Now, look back and think like man, I wish I Alabama. They can't put up a statue this word that is you know, I thought about that before. But at the same time, I mean, it could beat wake, you know, really be about me. And I could do it. A statue bout me, and I go back show more kids that'd be great. But at the same time I have the memories of being around. You know, some of the greatest place that will play. So that memory itself, I think it'll be enough. And maybe you'll get one outside. The titan stays do. Got his so. I gotta think that's got to be a big adjustment going from Nick Sabin to might rape. It's not as bad three height. Wise is different. Say that at the same time saving come up to right here. Now, I'm not gonna do that will do that. I'm not going to like I was a little bit Solido. Dose and to say all time, you're almost. Yeah. But other than that. I mean, my very great coast or fillets, someone whom they kinda they kinda compared different ways as far as how copes Breyer hands on very assertive with things that they won't dumb. So he's a he's a patriot patriotic kind of blue collar type players just like Alabama players. So I feel like is this some similarities with those two guys say that can range of seems super loose even though he did come through the ballot. He's the new he's like the new era of the chick. Be more friendly a lot younger. He can he can relate to place a little vetted and Bella take Cam because you know, ability, his age group, isn't LA openness, some of these guys. But at the same time, I mean, Bella checks, his his resume speaks was. So a cool guy or he definitely is probably players. Listen cocoa. Save is one in cool. The guys guys you'll meet the media feels like he's he's an timid. Thank god. But hey, no doubt as he should SE. Should you know, he runs, you know, a major organization he has to be like the has to be very sort of? And you know, let everybody know who's balls? So in a way, I can definitely understand that. But at the same time, he sees a goddess likes to have plays really really a funny guy to meet him. But you got you got to really be around. You got to be away from the cameras away from all this and have a conversation. You'll see my way. I told him you don't want Trevor Lawrence to win too much down there writings knowing he might be the greatest player in. I don't like that. I don't think he wants to have to he's pretty competitive guy that he'll he'll try to go against. Hey, Sean, while we're talking and you're nude and Nashville year into Nashville Johnny cash or should I? Johnny cash. Okay. We all agree. I was. People have that kind of range around here. They listened the Johnny gash Anchin. I twain that seems like a big stretch. Now, you got to be versatile. Got you guys. Look and say this is a defense heavy division. And that's what's going to win it or do you look at it? The other way and say we need a splashy guy on offense who makes a couple of difference making plays over the course of a game. And that's how that's how we're going to take this vision for this. This cross. I'm a guy as different guy. His mindset should be competitive to be able to stop office. And and be the most aggressive defense player. Whatever you wanna call it on the field with that being said it is completely a defense. So caliber team type AFC, whatever you wanna call Michaud. So. I mean, we could care less of what happens on office. That's why let's go get a this withdraw. I love it. Who's going to be taken the snaps this year, Morio ODA or tannehill? I was thinking me the honest I used to play quarterback back in my, hey days. I did read that about actually told a couple of times. Place. Wildcat something receive. Wherever it is. Lease while. And of course, he used to like the catch touching touchdown pass on you. Now, I wouldn't be right. But at the same time, I'm like this, you know at entities about winning. So if I have to learn about it I with for. So there is the the NFL's next two way player already a studded linebacker for the Tennessee titans. Probably good fantasy pickup going to be catching some red zone targets twenty nineteen and beyond for Sean Evans. What a good time man free. She ate it. Two two. You're listening to. You say he's great. Isn't he spaghetti where he he's top ten all time for you? Haven't Bedia guests. I think we had two of our best ones on draft night. We had Devon white and having John Evans at at this axes. I think we got really lucky that week with two guys easily, touch, and if not top-five we've had two conversations, Sean Evans, I don't know if we've reached the place yet where we're ready to hang his jersey in the in the digital wall of fame here in studio sixty six but if he plays cards, right? He's going to get there sooner rather than later. I think it'd be great if he made a visit to studio sixty six because we had him once we had them in Dr last year, and then we had a national interactive in our our home stadium here. So I I suspect he'd have some keen thoughts to on our super villain fight to you know, who else I know does because we talked about it a little bit era cannery a superhero sorts himselves trucks, gigantic pro football players and runs for ninety nine yards. He does it all the weird. His role actually is to this point is career. The trajectory of each of his seasons is interesting. It seems like, you know, maybe I'm thinking from fantasy perspective or other think he's going to play a bigger role, and they're not really using him. And then come like thanksgiving ish or so he explodes and becomes unstoppable. Especially in fourth quarters that makes sense because defenses get worn down late in the game. And that's when he's really made his, hey, I do think he's gonna get a more featured role in twenty nineteen either way here. He is everybody there a cannery. Look at this. What a treat a a superstar in pro football. These days from the university of Alabama. This is what's happening with the Tennessee titans. We've already talked Shaan Evans now we're talking to another crimson tide guy. Derrick Henry what's happening, man. Who's doing was going on? I'm doing well. You're here with FedEx. And we'll keep it's about that in just a minute. First things first though, what's up with with YouTube chains. So the to change Mike Rozier likes likes to call you that I have a little birdie. Let me know, that's my way. Oh, do when the Heisman? I spent my time with him this talking to him laughing and joking them actually, it was like begging you gotta get my regime on the husband commercial, and he's probably got him in. And you know, he's a he's a clown is a lot of fun when I'm room while Shotton was telling me, I asked him is there anybody on Sundays who you try to tackle that's tough to tackle and practices. There cannery is. And he said probably not. But maybe one exception. Do you have any guests who that other guy might be who rivals? Derrick Henry in terms of difficulty to take down. Sure, I was very I was surprised by the answer. He said the the very mature Adrian Peterson. He said, that's the only guy who rivals you. I'll tell you what you know for Adrian to be. Not that much of an age of firm to be up in age, and you know for him to still play the high level because when he played us. I was like, whoa. He was killing this. He was killing this. And you know, I'm good comparison. I'm good with the AP guy to of your job. Rashawn. Well, obviously, I mentioned bam SEC and we're in SEC country. What's what's that jump? Like in terms of obviously the competition raises in the NFL. What's it like in terms of atmosphere? Does is there any stadium that you've gone to either in Nashville or when you hit the road that rivals? Maybe like Baton Rouge on a Saturday night. The stadiums a different, no. Reuss stadium. I can keep going on and on, you know, a lot of I don't know college statement is different. I own converted into NFL states way different. Well, and then also even before that you you were high school superstar break, but I always think though too. Did you ever in highschool did on any play that you got the ball? Did you ever get tackled on I got 'cause I would say we don't know each other very well. But I I'm going to say it anyway, because I don't jive if you got once I would feel like that's under. Well, you should never have gotten tackled. Look at you. What sixteen year old kid was going gonna wrap you up and take you down to the ground. I gotta tackled on in again a lot of yards and high school high school, just fun. This low playing hometown phone of every everybody from back home. So you members. A lot of members in high school. And you know, I still miss those days you still miss them. Even though you're now making ninety nine yard runs, and pro football and Beth let us right? I if you play football, you know. So what what do you think of the because you got to wear the white hats? And then last year you were the navy hats one, do you prefer? Either one in the light both. I wish we could alternate them. But if it doesn't allow the best that'd be cool. How many times so far has anybody? 'cause we talk to you before your rookie season guy going, and we did talk about it a little bit. At the time is any fear about getting tackled by the hair update us, how many times if at all have you been brought down by haven't been really reluctant somebody to one time, but got a pretty debate. So you can't really grammar hair like that. So plus, I'm pretty tall. So you have to get up there until the gravity. The work for that. So so nobody so really I'm by about does jinked muscle though. Of course. But nobody has tried to do what about what about the transition from? Save in. And now you see Mike Rabl laying in town a year ago. What's that? What's the difference? What are the similarities because again talking the Russia a couple of days ago? He said, they're they're surprisingly similar guys. This, you know, close saving in billet sick, very very like good friends in they have similar coaching styles. Very disciplined own home a strict program in own very play. We're both taking the pictures for for a while. And you know, is is very similar because variables the same way. You know, he's a relentless coach. He's very he's more his own say because of course, he's younger. So but yes, love Similars. Do what do you think of? You know, I'm still confused, and we don't have time for you to explain it now, but what crimson tide even is. But now in pro football your titan. Do you think that if all the thirty two mascots, I don't mean the guy should wear the costume? I mean what the spirit of the logo is your titan. Do you think a titan could defeat all the other thirty one mascots? I mean, like a rave in you would think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but like a giant or jet or a Saint. To be Jit. While yet could you beat a jet? You know, of course, be the mall. I mean, of course, no question. I think that's the right answer is definitely the right answer. Because titan is is a deity. And so like God, probably like, oh, you're oh jet. You're coming for me, yell your fast and everything. Hey, I got a lightning bolt. The only one that would be weird though is a Saint because a sane is like a ghost, basically. How would you take a Saint out? I guess make you go away. I mean scare scare scare them. All the powers in ability to tighten has probably like, oh, no. I'm gonna go. Yeah. Do supposed to do. I see. And then like a giant though too. You know, that's like a giant like? A giant by then like a Steeler like a steel worker or like a Packer like a meat Packer. The tight would would make worker that wouldn't actually even let the lion do that like bear in line you go take care of those guys bigger. So I can tell you thought about this is what? Yeah, it's like when you watch the avengers. You're big. Are you? Oh, yes. I'm going to see that. I got to. I'm very excited. I've been telling my girlfriend this whole week. I can't wait. Are you game of thrones guy to don't watch? Okay. Good so show avengers. Then like by that same sort of standard. Like thor. He's the one they're like go fight Thanos. You know, like, and then the bow and arrow guy don't don't even bother because they know so kill you quickly. He makes me so I'm getting this thing. Also black widow like I mean, it's nice that you guys wanted to participate in saving the universe. But you're out of your depth like. He's evil magic. Stay out of. Who do you think would win in a fight between sore and superman? That's hard. Who I'm gonna go with? Door because. The hammer the hammer is well unless it's made out of kryptonite. I don't know you'll die. So I I don't know. That's why I asked the question of the answer. I don't I've I've asked a lot of people I asked hall of fame running back Franco, Harris and ant man himself, Paul Rudd who would win a fight between superman and the hulk and they weren't clear, but I I've told many people this superman would just take the hulk and he would take him out into space and leave him there would the health do that. He's doing too aggressive. That's right. Very aggressive use that against him. He's smart. So. Of. Yeah. Raw like know get it. And then when he's out space and then like eventually he'll stop being angry. Crossing the way that does be hokuapp. I was like, oh, no. That's right. I was hoping wanna come out and rented a movie, I was like no in the bow. And arrow guy's gonna take him down. Come out. Know, I'm willing to stretch reality a little bit. But let's not get too crazy, bow and arrow guy in black widow combined cannot be thin. Oh. Now, speaking of dominance and everything else are you guys? Do you guys talk in the locker room? Are you aware of the fact, I know, obviously, you're a high end offensive peace and really to me if you look at the AFC south all four teams one thing that is a common theme is dominant defense. I mean all four in the division. So it feels to me like that's keeping up with the Joneses. You got like that's the standard now. And now offense who's able to make the couple of difference making plays over the course of sixty minutes vote. That's what's gonna win the division. And it feels to me like you're one of those guys who is kind of one of the two or three X factors of the AFC south now in thousand nineteen. Definitely a great outtake. Because you think about it the AFC south everybody was in essence, the weakest division in football. And now, you know, like, you said the defenses know top tier, you know, paint out of how level, you know, when everybody needs that expect player, you know, they take your team over the top, you know, when they need it. So each of team in division has those players in. It's always close when it comes down to it who win the division. So is definitely exciting. Yeah. It's it is like I say, it's sort of like talking about superheroes. Like in the incredible the bad guy says if everybody's super then no one is. And if well all those defenses are dominated outside, the division that matters. But in the in the division, everybody's got that. So who do you have is it the schon watch in new cop-killer Derrick Henry, Andrew lock the couple of guys that are that are split can make a splash play here. And there over the course. Of the sixty minutes. It's gonna win that division for. You is definitely a lot of exciting players. And you know, like you said it's a scrap. So I mean, nothing easy. Nobody getting chip or up and down, you know, each week, and we got the week. So you know, definitely your scrap. You know, you know, the defenses plan at a high level and top two guys playing their expectations. Are has anybody has Rabl or anyone else on the coaching side pulled aside and said, listen, we feel like this is the year where Derek Henry's getting twenty five touches maybe thirty touches even a game really kinda going to be the workhorse because it seems like that's where Jacksonville's kind of look in with Nick foles is like just manage the game. Just slow it down grind it out power football. It seems like that would suit you perfectly there really we were about this. How can we become good to great because we were one game out of the playoffs. And you know, we really just want to you know, build on the things that we weren't so good at two. So won't be no question dishes. So definitely just building team chemistry. Got a lot of good pieces of you know, decide to be those guys, but netting commission with the coaches and see what takes us any buzz with maybe just at the player level when Ryan tannehill get signed. Do you any buzz like, I don't know maybe seventeen gets the gig in in twenty nineteen or is everybody firmly, Marcus mariota or bust? We are just happy to have, you know, extra pieces on team, you know, to take to the next level. So if you know Darryl goes out and get a player, he would leave. They can help us. So we trust him. We decided to have those edited issues to our team. All right. Let's talk about what you're doing with ground with win. The FedEx with the air and ground player of the week and beyond and obviously doing. In some some nice stuff related to the to the first rounders here at the twenty nineteen draft flew the fleet excited and own and happy to help to help fix those two thousand dollars donation to the USO on behalf of the two thousand nineteen draftees who will be future air and ground up players of the week and fixes ports. The USO Pathfinder program, which helps you know, military men and women, you know, transition to civilian life and get also gives them paternity to have internships with NFL teams. And we have John Williams here. Who's inter- with the Tennessee titans? So definitely exciting time for me departure, and I'm glad I can help those. Yeah. No more noble cause than than doing that. So good on you for that and good on fed ex as well. And and so I guess let's wrap it up then this whole. Hotel is something. Three kinds of water and every floor used to be a big yet. I like this this place used to be a Bank. This is that right in your free time does Derrick Henry like you're doing nice and pro football. But you could also be maybe a Nashville tour guide. Are you finding your liking to while might be better to me is that. Yeah, I hear he's a fun guy is. Are you find in Nashville to your liking? This is a great spot. I'm more of a chill LOKI person. So you know, you might just me on a few restaurants, a low, so. Eat the hot chicken this chart. I thought hot chicken was going to be like hot sauce on fried chicken. But it's like peppered chicken. I didn't know what to expect as soon as I got here about hot chicken Hudson ticket. That's what I thought. That'd be hot sauce loaded ticket. It is just like this. So you know, what all of a sudden I'm feeling hungry to I'm going to go eat some hot chicken wanna go get some hot chicken little you. I'll. I I guess. Pro football player. Yeah. As long as you know, what on our way too hot chicken. Let you see in the hallway at the hotel here. Let's see if I can tackle if you can run by me, then I pay for it. Then I pay for lunch. Do I'm really I was hoping you'd just be like now, I'm not going to do that they're liable tackle you in the hallway. All right. Well, let's cut it off their behalf fed. Actually, appreciate it. Joining us in looking forward to I assume I hope it's you're allowed the win. You're allowed the be the FedEx air or ground player the week. Right. Teen Latian eighteen a look forward to. Getting those awards again. All right. I mean like, yeah. I I'm just worried about any, you know, voting conflict. If you win it that like, you know, you're talking like, they might want to give it to you know, you get those ninety nine yard runs. The performance. I think everything's way about. I just want to avoid any controversy. All right. Enjoy the avengers. And now, let's go and joy some hot chick or let's do it. Derrick Henry everybody. I forgot to bring up to him that he joins our list of guys who who have to first names. But Derek is okay. In terms of a baby. Name your fine with Derek the whole way through good question. I wonder if any babies in the twenty first century have been named Derek probably. Yeah. I'm going to say. Yeah. If Henry was I mean, I think Henry isn't works as a baby. And as an adult. That's pretty good name. That's my opinion. I don't know if it makes your list AB, Hank. Hey, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. I know one of those guys we've we've both. That's right. All right. Good stuff. Eddie spaghetti behind the glass. Good stuff. Can't Brown behind the glass and the great thanks to to dare cannery and the Rashawn Evans for the good times in Nashville, Tennessee, we'll be back with more who Annapolis is four. Yeah. Later on. Don't forget, the let us know about your football America food is that what we settled on. I don't remember just drop us a line. And let us know what your football town is best represented by in terms of food. We'll get into that next week until then thanks so much what ball fans. It's been a thin slice.

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Mason and Ireland HR 1: Is It Enough?

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Mason and Ireland HR 1: Is It Enough?

"And producer Lindsay made it into a shop. And how about that? I've really made it now. You will have arrived. You have arrived. Yeah we learned a lot about Lindsay. Yesterday I'm really curious about the chicken wings. Yeah what happened to the Wings from Holland Ray? I saved room well. We're working on that. Because we're trying to get the guy from the show Adam Evans Sean. Or Shaun Evans Sean Evans on the show to go with the wings. So apparently eat them wall. We're talking to him correct. Yeah we want him to give us kind of like the rundown of how the show works. Do you like a recreation and spectacular Adam from our production team here said that Even Sean Evans struggled with the Holland raise ribs or wings while struggled with. I'm sure I would too but like mace. Thinks he's just some sort of you know advices odd and it's nothing me nothing is is nothing. I'd so early early early this morning. Doris Burke appeared on. Espn yesterday. Of course clipper signed Reggie Jackson off the buyout market Nice Ball Handler Score With the second unit for the clippers And Doris talked about who the best team in the NBA is right now. Here's what she said. I honestly believe. The clipper still have the highest ceiling in the league. They have now with Marcus. Morris a legit for guys can go get you thirty on any given night with Paul and at the top of that list. Kowa right now. Is the single best perimeter defender in the League? He's giving up twenty six percent. He's getting to that level. He was saddened San Antonio they can be elite with their ball pressure on the perimeter. They're big. They're switchable their athletic. I just think they have the highest ceiling the one vulnerability that they have is on the rebounding aspect of things. They're giving up the second most second chess points. I believe it will be a Lakers clippers. Final in the West ultimately and that'll be one heck of a series but she gives the clippers an edge. Now she said a bunch of facts in their bunch of numbers back. That's all coming in with their faxes. So Smart Doris is awesome. She's awesome. I'll see how she expects to make it in sports radio so yesterday the Clippers do acquire Reggie Jackson off the buyout market. Yes years averaging fifteen and five assists for the Pistons This year follows them grabbing. Marcus Morris at the trade deadline yes he can score he can defend as Doris pointing out. There Lakers meanwhile recruited Darren Collison With Collison ultimately deciding to Stay retired And we're starting to stretch of the season. Where the Lakers have a five game? Lead on the clippers ultimately seating isn't really going to be a seating. It shouldn't be a big deal. Here isn't a big deal for the the Lakers clippers series other than it could impact whether or not it happens or could happen in the finals as opposed to. Here's the biggest benefit. 'cause we talk a lot about a number one seed number is a matter number one number two. It doesn't in the sense of the Western Conference finals. If it is Lakers clippers yeah would be at Staples Center. There's travel writes in Matt home. Court won't matter in in those games. It'll be awesome. But I mean. I think that the Lakers the clippers and Denver have pretty are the three best teams in the western Utah. They haven't been consistent all that if you finish at the one you only have to play one of those teams if you finish the to to get to the finals. You'RE GONNA have to play the clippers probably and Denver you finish at the one clippers and Denver in the same bracket a play a play each other right so one of them will name the other. You get an eight seed you know maybe Utah Houston in the second round much different and then then only then. Do you get the last remaining elite team in the West. It's a big deal to not have to play so both of them. I think the Lakers are GonNa get the one. I agree either. Dining their five games of the loss call. Yeah so that's that is a big advantage in twenty eight games. Left five games up in LAS call but the question now is and the clippers have done stuff. They've done stuff trade deadline yesterday to actually still have an open roster spot They could snap up somebody if they become available on the buyout market But the question is do they have right now? A better roster than the Lakers do. Yes they do. The clippers have a better more versatile. More deeper all those things. All of those things are true It does not mean that they would automatically beat the Lakers fights. But that's it. They've played twice throws results out. For whatever reason you want to both those games and they were Lakers opening night. Were in the lead until the fourth quarter and Chris was Christmas but they're they're constructed there really well built. They have more ways to beat you and I for one believe Reggie Jackson would have helped lake. Absolutely he would have been that guy who could run the offense when Lebron is off the floor more effective than than Rondo gives another secondary scoring threat. All these things can create his own shot. He's he's not hyper efficient or no. It's not a map but we're not talking about a matter of of making the Lakers go from really bad at something too awesome. There's no one player Darren. Collison wouldn't have turned you know bad when Lebron's Alva Florida really good but if they could become average when Lebron's not that makes a huge difference so Eric Pinkas has been talking He writes bleacher. Report has been talking to executives around the He talked to an Eastern Conference executive. Who told him? There's no way. The Lakers beat the clippers in a seven game series. Just one guy's opinion eastern conference executive as for Collison knock coming out of retirement a former. Gm told Pinkus. That's a blow. I'm not sure the Lakers can find a better fit than Colorado's the answers I. I'm not an eastern conference. Gm GM anywhere. I know the answer to that question. Answers no can't he was an ideal fit ripe for the break member. Rondo at the really good game against Phoenix. Season-high twenty three point is like comets. You remember them when they come back. Yes correct that same. Gm said there's a reason Rondo dominated the sons. They weren't guarding him. Teams want him to shoot. Yes yeah which is absolutely true. One like the numbers are so staggering a on Rhonda like the Lakers. It's really hard when you have a team. That's the second in the league in net rating and all these other things that the numbers are really good for the Lakers. As a whole it's really hard to be a net negative on a really good team. Rondo is far and away the worst that they have anybody who plus you look at and rank them all lineup combination the least effective lineups all in Colorado Toronto. Now when he's on the floor with Lebron it's better when Rondo and Lebron play together but you know. The Lebron tends to do that too. Yeah but when when he's doing the thing that they have him therefore which is now you run the team and that was you know in in in the regular season fourteen minutes a game whatever it is when when lebrons not on the floor that part of the job the Lakers suffer like a in a big way. But See. There's so I think the average fan or or hardcore fan looks at that and says yeah I can see that. It's it's actually pretty clear what what happens when Ron does on the floor. And if you're a serious fan and you're looking at lineup combinations in numbers and net plus minus and all those things If becomes really clear but there's a political issue here seems that way in that Lebron and ad both like playing with Rondo. Yes and Frank Rolex and they you know coaches like veterans generally and I will say in fairness to the coaching staff. There isn't really anyone else who fits that skill set. I'm not saying Rondo does but at least on paper. That's the guy who if you're looking for someone to be point garbage a true point guard and Organiz offense and run it and make passes and all that it's not Alex Caruso. It's a lot to make him go do that. Avery Bradley's never been no not that Guy Queen Cooks not really put the ball four and score a little pass a little bit. But that's not really. Yeah Probably Caruso it's not ideal but you're probably only because he will hurt you less than her you at all. He helps you on the defensive. So if your offense gets bogged down which it probably will or could. You're still not giving up points. Rondo gives up on the other side. Yes so I guess the question. Is You know. Twitter was nervous. I like talking about twitter as a person to person right twitter. Twitter got very nerve. Your aunt Dorothy wreck twitter. Got NERVOUS ABOUT REGGIE JACKSON. Signing with the clippers And part of it is what the appearance will. They're doing something we're not doing anything So there's a level of inactivity that I think has worried some Laker fans realistically like for example. Never had a shot Reggie Jackson. I mean he's represented by no but the why why feeling airmen's thing he's friends with Paul Paul George. That was old percent. That's how it works with buyouts guys Navratilova by until they know exactly where they're going what they're setups. GonNa be otherwise. Why GIVE UP THE MONEY? It's disturbing when you start to see the Marcus Morris. Thing IS THE CLIPPERS. Having more ammunition the lake nona salute about that. Reggie Jackson okay. Maybe he was never gonNA go Lakers. Because of airmen's whatever might be. He's still chose the Lakers. When the clippers had a much more obvious need there he could go. You Lakers and really play a lot. Make a difference. All it's a clippers. He's GonNa play he's GonNa play but he's not gonNA play the four guard rotation and he's not gonNA play in the fourth quarter over Lou Williams and you're not gonNA put both those guys before at the same time so it's a much smaller role over there so I think we're quite Leonard chose the clippers. Paul George chose the clipper as we're sort of living in that world. Now where the Lakers. Just don't get all the stuff when people want but I think realistically if you go back to the trade deadline the Lakers gave up so much stuff to get anthony. They don't have any stuff lymph node. There's no question you would have had to to get Marcus Morris. Even if that was realistic you would have had to coups MMA and then to stack right two or three contracts and avery Bradley and and marks cousins who you think could come back and play but but it really wasn't feasible. It was never listened for all the talk. It was really not out. It's the psychology of it. It's the idea that the clippers are who have been not just ignore in La but like you can mock them. Yes I see fifteen twenty years the ideal we will mock them again. Yes of course who but the idea that you know a star on the magnitude of Paul George or Lila would choose the clippers over the Lakers was insane. That's why I was such a like a mind bleep. That Kobe was going to go play boy. That's how that's how angry. Kobe was the Lakers. I will resurrect vs people. And that's despite and remember when that came out after the tragedy Jerry West Talking. He said apparently there was a deal in place for him to go to the clip. That's Jerry Westwards in Memphis and Jerry called. Kobe said Kobe. You cannot play either. You cannot play for that owner and you know the the the the deal in place and all that stuff Kobe. Three-quarters seven eighths whatever. It is out the door. That part was known but Jerry West pushing it the other way jude. And he's right. Yeah and it's it's it. Sounds like you're minimizing at the safest way it's like it's not even that he's turned out to be you know a horrible human being in a racist which we all knew anyway. Time terrible terrible owner and so years. If you want to win a human right yes which is the more important. Yes but if you WanNa win if you will if you can't go two years without winning without freaking out kickapoo for that guy okay. So I thought since twitter got upset when the Clippers signed Reggie Jackson yesterday I thought Let's give twitter a chance to talk on the air. So I WANNA know from Laker fans. Are you but only on twitter? Are you nervous? Do you still feel like we've got the advantage in a seven game series against the clippers who have added in. Just the last few weeks marcus. Morris and Reggie Jackson. Eight seven seven seven ten. Espn we've heard you on twitter now. Much more call behind your name yes. Let's let's do that. Plus a bunch of stuff up today. Andrew Friedman's Talkin about mookie Betts. Giancarlo Stanton's talking about the Astros Dave Roberts his opening speech to the dodgers as they start out spring training in the clubhouse yesterday. All that stuff's coming up for you. Mason and Ireland seven ten. Espn I portion show brought by lime at healthcare changing healthcare one person time. Mason Ireland Brand Kim and he's in for John. Today kind of set the stage for this twitter nervous yesterday when Reggie Jackson was signed by the clippers by the way at one point woge tweeted that the Lakers had hoped to sign him but then he deleted the tweet right. But it's still it's still out there but also to it's like maybe. I'm really did hope to sign. Yeah maybe they didn't exactly a lot of Fidel's no yeah. No so yeah. We heard Doris Burke we've heard I think Brian and I both agree. Really deep roster for the clippers In a seven game series. How do we feel as they can and they can throw a lot of dudes Lebron which is problematic specifically for the Lakers? Because you know that's kind of how has been go Lebron? It's Lebron it's Lebron. Let's go to Keith and San Marino keithres seventeen. Espn hey man. Hey guys how are you? Everything's great I'm I'm going to bring up two points. That's that's okay I'm I I don't know if I'm concerned about the head to head so much because a lot can happen between now and the playoffs injuries happen now. Georgia's out with the hamstring. So a lot of that. Can you know a lot of that can happen? So I'm head to head. I think the clippers do have more players like you just mentioned a second ago that can go up against the Brown which can be problematic but my bigger question is something that nobody's talking about. Is I grew up a Laker Fan? Ever since I was a little kid. And it was always Lakers Lakers Lakers. Everybody wanted to be a Laker. Everybody wanted to go to the Lakers. No one wants to be a laker right now. Go that far because in fairness I mean Lebron James. The greatest player in the game wanted to be a Laker. Anthony Davis wanted to be a lake right and other guys came. You know this off season and and people wanted to do it. In demarcus cousins became really. Not that. He's you know the the star Star whatever like but two of the five best players in the game one to be right lake. It's just a matter of like the third guy didn't in part because the other two did in inquiry Leonard. Just WanNa join. That didn't WanNA see as a third wheel. That's that's not what he wants to do. But I do think your basic point of like the clippers are a thing now that the Lakers had to compete with that totally changes the psychology changes. The landscape changes everything irritating. It's so frigging irritated. They have the most the their owner. This is how rich Steve Ballmer as he can go build an arena in Inglewood. Right that aside from you know. Fifty whatever clippers dates every year. I have no flipping clue. What's going in that thing today? That like just pep rallies and stuff like the staple center still gonna. Hopefully he is he is. He is one of the richest men in the world. The twenty billion like that and the best. You know the best I don't want hunters menus. And they don't want this to turn into rock clippers snow. It's not but the point is like he's you know the the best concert venue in L. As is his form. Yeah and so like people are gonNA leave the form to go to care. I don't even know if that's resolved yet is eventually ciphers. Lawsuits is willing to spend billions of dollars on a bill might sit empty half the year and lose money and it doesn't matter to him he doesn't care. Yes that's a real thing. The Lakers and I think to their credit are coming around on these kind of make fun of the Clippers and still make fun of them. I do too as far as I'm concerned. They've never been out of the second right. That's the sort of stuff to do but you know I. I don't think they send a lot of balls emails anymore. Like some of that stuff like they take the clippers seriously now which they should and the Lakers have a ton of things going for him to. Yeah but the clippers are real. Think let's go to victor in. I believe that says Lakers Ville Victor in Lakers Ville. You're on seven ten. Espn there is no such places. Lakers phillies there either. Way Yes you this from Newport put on that anyway. How TIME SEASONS EVENT? Huntington beach by the way Lakers texting. So here's my problem. I don't like the Lakers front office. Which is robbed just to busy himself on the back. Meanwhile the Lakers the worst Bentsen the NBA. You don't get two points for four points. Rondo is a leader in the world and minus minutes the Clippers on the best benches yet. They went out an attitude people and nobody is coming to the Lakers. What does is this is Jerry West against an agent Rob Lincoln and that is completely over matched. Yeah I'm not I'm not GonNa go along with you on that I'm not gonna I'm not gonNA by the way. The teams are constructed is just different so laker radically as a whole bunch of did the George. They just happen to have a little bit leftover Iraq. They had more room. The Lakers ten elderly don't have a roster spot and have I think a very limited amount. I was part of the that the clippers were able to make the Marcus. Morris thing. Work was by trading hearts heartless guy that they picked up to is like the third wheel in a trade. You know between you know two for two other teams. They just exhorting contract yorba heartless so that that deal could happen That's good work. I'm George because today harkness was talking about considering the idea of whether or not he might ask the Knicks for a buy out and if he does he would be part of this part of the Jimmy Butler he would be an excellent grab for the lake. Harka small hardly spectacular be fantastic if the Knicks by him out. Yup which they say they will want it. Yeah it's just weird that he would figure like. Why wouldn't someone wants to get the prison? LemMe see let me play even if you WANNA play for the next ultimately which it sounds like he might want to. Hey let me take three months. Allah and go win a champion. It's just against the team that traded your way right. It's like you know the Shawshank redemption would be very different movie if at any point eighty defraigne. I'd like to leave prison now. And they like sure around New York like he can go. Why is he staying? It seems weird okay. This is victor in Lakers Ville which is not a real city. Am I correct Bakersville? Okay it was on my screen as Lakers Ville which I think is more of him. I think Lakers Ville state of mind. Let's just go with the Lakers. Hi Victor Good. How you guys doing good man. I think Anthony Davis is the key because he anthony Davis steps up like he should use the only big band left in the league clippers. Don't have anybody to stopping the clippers. Do not match up. Well we do not have a big they can put you know guard. I'm a little bit. They they'll they can put look physically human beings inherited guys. It's more about like strength and things like that. You Know Marcus Morris. So they can't put tall people on a big strong people on. Yes and that's it. And now they have three or four of those guys just Kinda Roll bodies of people and it's not and none of the match ups are ideal but the problem is on the Lakers side. Now you look at it and you say okay. Well they don't really match up with Morris that well necessarily and they really don't match up with Kawhi unless you WANNA put Lebron Kawhi which you almost have to accept. Now you're asking Lebron Guard and all that other stuff you almost have to put Lebron. We see what happens when they tried case? Ep RIGHT CASE EP. Rip ON KCPT's like sixty five pounds of muscle. You're not a match up for quite it almost to be little palm coups squishing with that kind of we're GONNA do something new producer. Lindsay had an idea. So we're trying our new ideas new producer Lindsay. Do you want to describe what it is? Well I guess we're GonNa do the news. Didn't make the news type thing you know some of those off the cut stories that we wouldn't normally discuss. I Guess Okay and you're going to bring these up. Yeah Tort Reform Yeah. We'll do that. We'll do that coming up. I sold it well enough but okay. We'll do it well. I mean I'm just trying it for the first time I WANNA call. We'RE GONNA call it the bureau. The bureau judicial nominations bureau. I think is a reasonably good name. Also coming up next for you Dave Roberts yesterday is I don't know if he gave the speech yesterday or today. Was it yesterday? Gave the dodgers and opening speech to get ready for spring training. We've got that for you. Plus Andrew Friedman Talking about mookie. Betts point neither excited because I saw a dude walk into the Office of the studio carrying a box. All thought confirm how Israel we thought it was chicken still. Don't have the how that was such a tease up. Still Sir Scott. Chicken Acer in Ireland brand candidates can for John Seventeen ESPN. Hey we're gonNA half hour without mention the ASTERISK. Their steadily game prize. Step forward. The cheetan Lion Astros so yesterday Dave Roberts had his pre-game pre spring training talk with All of the dodgers in the Locker Room out at Glendale Arizona. Here's what he had to say manager baseball right now. They're talking to their clubs about winning a championship and some Israel so it's not real sense at every year. That's the goal. We have some new faces great additions but that doesn't change us in a championship. So the question is how do we do so? I'm wearing these shoes right now. So many guys might not know but we lost a great person and a great athlete and a great loss Angeles athlete this this winter and it was Kobe Bryant and so I just thought it was fitting in the sense at Kobiladze was such a great athlete and champion and teammate and winter as something that he said that resonated with me was the dream is Germany and he said is last game. The dream is journey so it's like understanding that we're here when a championship but understanding that during the process. And how the that's the drink and no one that we all want to win a championship. But how we go about being a winner. A winner for me is not just when he got championship old. Winter is meeting people around you that the more people we can get and the more people you can get around you to make them better. You gotTa make yourself better ultimately as a team. We're GonNa Championship. The dream is the journey. It's hard to think journey has been fine for the dodgers. No the journey the and. Here's the weird thing about a baseball season. So I worked a minor league baseball And it was only one hundred forty games when I worked in the minor leagues. These guys are playing one sixty two. It's a lot so do you know who Cest was yes is a guy who pushed the boulder up the mountain. So Sisyphus is a guy from mythology. I was not supposed to answer. No associate like quiz. No it was not a quiz but I know I'm glad you know So this was this guy In ancient history who would have to roll this boulder up to the top of a hill and the trick was the moment it got to the top. It rolled all the way back down. And that's what a baseball season is like. It is like rolling that boulder up the hill and it is about the it is about the trip. It is about the journey. It's hard to you have that you have to do it. The baseball season. You have half because like I. A couple seasons in the united a couple of seasons of covering the dodgers back when we were the LA times and we didn't even travel. Yeah we just at home games. We'd grind. It's awful and you have to sit there and you have to pretend like every game matters like it but it doesn't baseball's a game trendy. You WanNa win. Three five like doesn't matter. Which ones you win that one lose that win win three in a row right. How you doing over this fifteen games? Stretch the next fifteen game stretch the next. Hey Key k what happened in that at that right in the great scheme thing amongst thousands of vitamin C happened in that headland of them. Yes over the course of a season and Y- to sit there and this is I think a problem for the dodgers in two places. I the division sucks. Yeah the dividend enzymes to suck so it's like one of the things in those years where someone sticks close to you. Don't have to think about the postseason as much because you know he's behind us. They are going to win the division by Twenty Games. Probably and so when you get to this point. It's even harder to stick with process with with the dodgers because every single thing that they do people like you and me so there you go okay but what about October. It's the answer every great. You've won ninety five games but what about I just I try to not be? What about. Oh you want to be like this is like this team is doing on every game. I the Games are on at my house all summer live. I Have Time Warner spectrum. Whatever it is so I get the Games and they're always on in my house right but for for even dedicated fans right. They're still that thing in the back of your mind going. This is nicely. Screw this up again in October. There's this weird scale though. So following the dodgers the Lakers and the ramps so every rams game I am either through the roof excited or devastated. 'cause there are only sixteen of Lakers Games. You get a little bit more of a break. Every game's important but not it's not the end of the war right like to a little cushion right with three of those bad ones. We'd afford streak still best team in the West so excited ten or I baseball you. You've got all the cushion the world. Yeah you've got you've got you've got so much time you never get. I never get devastated about a baseball game because remember Alexander posted three seasons ago. The dodgers a hugely then. They lost like forty three games in a row. They were fine early. Flip the switch lost but like that wasn't because that they've that was the was that the twenty seventeen world series year. That was twenty seven. Yeah so like turn out all right. I mean in terms of getting there because if we boil things down to its for example the NBA. Well it's only about April and May and June. It really does take the fun of the regular season. If it's only about October it does take the fun out of the race until the same thing applies to Lakers fans. Because now that the Lakers are back in contention like where little tiny. The issue isn't whether or not the Lakers are good enough to win. Of course they are right. But it's like would Darren Collison. We made them five percent. Better at five percent made been the difference. Does Reggie Jackson make the clippers. Three percent better in a really tight series. Is that enough. Like him? Stacked on top of Marcus Morris. Now Okay it's because now you're thinking well I wanNA parade correct like sixty for six seasons. It's been all charred because my head is already in April in. May Absolutely. We've got a five game lead. I'm confident I know they're getting it. Let me get to the. There's no there's no mystery that they're going to get there so it's like okay. Let's just get to the fun to get to the good stuff last year though. Nobody really thought they were GONNA title. It was like let's. Let's get back the playoffs right. Let's do that now. Agreed all all that being said as Dave Robertson? The dream is the journey quoting Kobe. Bryant All right coming up next. Lindsey new producer is going to try her hand at something. She's calling Biro. And at the top of the hour. Eric Pinkus on exactly how worried we as fans should be about the clippers. You have some debris no do i. Yes ziprecruiter nuts on affirmative. She it away from me. Oh next break. All right cool. Stay tuned for Ziprecruiter spot mason and Ireland seventeen. Espn I'd seventeen ESPN brand skis. In for John and so Lindsey is our new producer by the way a lot of people asking. How can you follow her she is? I can't can't follow me at Lindsey Baseball. You can follow her only on twitter. Yes I literally of course discussed that all right. So so Lindsey. You wanted to try this new thing. I'm willing to roll with it. It's called you're calling it b-be role in it's where you hit us with stories that we might not have heard. Yeah and eventually we'll get one of those fancy open if he has like. Yeah so so I. We're going to start off in Massachusetts where this woman might have met the worst tinder match ever in history. So it all started when Jane Doe. That's what we're GONNA call her. She picked up Chris. Castillo a man. She met on a dating app from his Parents House. So we're off to a good start right so. She said that he got in a car and drank wine. In the passenger seat of her Nissan Maxima. He drank wine in the passenger seat. Okay so once again. We're off to a great start They approached the bank and he told her to pull over. He got out of the car left alone for a few minutes and then suddenly he came. Sprinting out sweating. He had sunglasses a hat on and he had a gun any other big wad of cash in his hand and he was like go go screaming her just a book. It robbed a bank. Yeah so she panicked and like she didn't know what to do so she did what she was told. And then I guess when she saw the flashing lights and the police she figured out what was going on she complied. She pulled over and she walked away from the car and pretty sure she never went on a date with duck again. Yes pretty sure. Yeah what do you do for a second date on the one hand? If you like bad boys that is your thing. There are women who just gravitate towards that go bad ones the guys like. I just changing a little bit. You know the man that he could be under there under the bank robber under under the hat in the dark sunglasses. Well I wanted to ask you guys. What's the worst day you've ever had? Worst eight what kind of wine was it what he drank wine. It doesn't look into it. They'll probably merlot worst date worst date. So I'll tell I'll tell this all right so I I had a date. This was a first date and we ended going to see Anchorman in the original premiere of Anchorman. Which for me. One of the greatest movies ever made so we went and we saw the movie In the middle of it he got up and said Not Funny this movie is not for me. I'll wait for in the lobby. Wow and I walked out and immediately said we are not a match by any stretch of the. If you don't laugh at Anchorman Right Forget it. And then we rob the cash and then we robbed the. Arkley as if if we're not going to go in a second but we we should have at least a moment. We sure Jeez I'm trying to think I would assume for like thirty eight years or something like that. I'm assuming that the answer to this question is easier for the women. President is like I was just happy to be there for most of them. We'd like you can tell sometimes and you're out it's like okay like we're not going on. Hannity but right you know. It's fine for a night. I don't know of a date as bad as the one that you described her okay. That one's bad that's bad. That's a really bad. I do have to say to follow up about your inkerman story. I feel like as a woman. I'm not really into the idea of going on a date like a first date at the movies because it's so hard to get to know somebody at the movies because you're watching a movie you mix. It makes it easier because guys something to talk about afterwards. It goes you some but you don't. You're not really engaging with somebody during two and a half. Maybe go grab a quick something before after Bia. Now you're you're committed like a six hour date. I just go out ours and the dark room is an easy way to start really quick. I have an interesting movie date story so I met this guy and we would have probably like the second time we went out we went to the moon or we were supposed to go to the movies to go. See it Jerry too and I liked the first one. I'm a big fan of the original made for TV movie and the First One. It was all right but the second one it was. I really wanted to see it because the first one was done hers like two and a half hours long like an epic. It was bad but before I went and saw the movie. We were scheduled to go see it. And then like he text me like. I just got back from this motivational speaking conference. And you know I'm just feeling really sensitive and emotional and I just don't think it's really great time to see that movie because I'm feeling really vulnerable. Maybe we could go see that at different times lost motivation. Nope knows that no more dates. That's it don't use vulnerable on a first date. Vulnerable Vulnerable vulnerables find. I just went to a motivational speaking conference. Yeah I don't. I can't think of a room that I would like to be in less than a bunch of motivational speakers or aspiring motivational speakers. Made him feel vulnerable right more. Yeah so In Ottawa Canada man. He testified in court that he destroyed a million Canadian dollars in cash and his reasoning. Is he told the judge? He withdrew about seven hundred fifty thousand dollars in. Us dollars in twenty five separate withdrawals from six different bank accounts. And what did he do with it? He burned it on in September In two separate bonfires claims that he has the receipts to prove the money that he took out of the account. He does not have proof of the bonfires though or any witnesses and the reason he did this was because he wanted to hide the money from his wife in a divorce settler sentiment so he burned his from everywhere supposedly burned this month. Supposedly burnt worst. Lie Ever you don't believe it. No way neither did the judge. The judge did not film it. You've got a film it Burns my like. He's a yeah. He's got the proof of taking the money out by those various things. Send you get to keep half of it right. He does could keep half. You GotTa really hate your ex for that. So what's the best lie? You guys have gotten away with best lie. I've gotten away with I can't say yes. I'm not good. No not right now. Point best lies. I've told got me here all right. You don't WanNa share any of them. None no the ones that got away with okay. What about when you got caught a well constructed lie? Just give a radio sure okay. So one of the most devastating experiences of my being a little kid. was I wrote a poem When I was in second grade and it was hailed as a work of genius and I remember the poem dryhome by Mrs Bayden. Mrs Bayden thought it was a work of genius and I remember the poem two days I. It's very short Nature is beautiful flowers and trees. Keep Nature beautiful please. That was that was the actual poem so so Mama Please Mrs Bayden love this poem and all of a sudden I was like elevated to this rock star status in my second class second grade class. So I'm like how am I GONNA. Follow up this act and I was reading highlights magazine And there was a poem called Mr Pollution and in my little kid head. I thought I can get away with this if I copied this poem and then turn it into Mrs Bayden and it was again hailed as a work of genius until one little kid pulled out a copy of highlights magazine and completely destroyed by. He sold you out. He Fires Dr Second Grade. And you're the Jose Altuva. Yeah so that was lied that I did not get away with. Yeah you know what the problem is just like with the Astros. You did such a great job with the first one. You didn't need to plagiarize the second one I was. I was good enough to write another Paul and instead I cheated. Barry Bonds did the Royds yobs go into the hall of fame. Anyway I was reading. I'm reading a book right now. Called the big goodbye. It's about the making of the movie Chinatown and it goes back in Which my favorite movie goes back and Talks about Robert Evans and And Roman Polanski. Jack Nicholson and apparently and Jack Nicholson south. And I have no idea if this is still there. But he had all kinds of fancy artwork dollies and you know Picasso's or whatever But the work of art he was most proud of was that he had a bowl right in the middle of his dining room table and it was filled with torn up hundred dollar bills. And he encouraged everybody who came to his house to tear up a hundred dollar bill and throw it in and that was the piece of art. He was the most proud of for a lottery since I. It's kind of interesting to just look at that age. Torn up one hundred dollar bills then know who's in his house. Tearing up one hundred dollars feels right to know. I have so many hundred dollar bill. Just tear them up. I mean granted overtime. People used to carry cash. This enrich people carry big. Was the last time you had hundred dollar bill pocket. I really never. I don't ever carried one hundred dollars. Ireland's it's got the big fat roll your hundred dollar bills. I don't carry no I don't go. I don't know beyond a twenty you use them on. That's the probably be buying some. It's close to one hundred dollars or at somewhere where they can make Kiko Lake. Wendy's one hundred dollars bill now. A Burger that's why I do like to carry around one hundred dollar bills because I can't spend them because I'll be like oh I should buy this. Oh you know what they're not gonNA be able to make change for that so local standing me you know you gotta think these things coming up Eric. Pinkus IS GONNA join us from bleacher report. He's been talking to all sorts of executives around the league about a matchup between the Lakers and the clippers and how that might play out. That's coming up next for you. Basically in Ireland seven ten ESPN.

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2019 Sheky Awards

NFL: The Dave Dameshek Football Program

29:24 min | 9 months ago

2019 Sheky Awards

"The damage football program available on Apple Apple podcasts and it fell dot com slash food. Now here's your host day damage it. Hi and hello. Welcome to twenty twenty and welcome to the twenty sixth annual shaky award. Yes we've decided that. Cut The pe- P in half we have just completed. Making our wildcard picks nee our picks for the entire postseason bracket we ran all the way through there And that's to help out everybody in the UK or to play in on the UK's on the case tell everybody about it seated to my immediate left as has always here for the key awards he'll be weighing in as we go along on those back behind the glass. There is Eddie Spaghetti and like I say all our our wildcard. Red Challenge flag flagged picks can be heard at NFL DOT com slash podcast. So go and dig those up. It was a good episode if I if I do say so myself to to my immediate left though all the way from London England. He's our resident Miami Dolphins Fan and he's ready to tell you what's going down with the with the NFL UK's bracket it's handsome. Hank Dave Dave how you really should play the greatest hero in English history right see the thing greatest Englishman ever James Bond and I think people would say Saint George he slayed. A dragon did a good job. say we're offering awards greatest Englishman ever British person. Because you know brave hot. That's let's make sure that the Scots get there with so so so the Scots are technically technically. Brits you still get confused they fought 'cause they fought the Brits no they flip on being English okay. Well we don't have to wait. What was the Sean Connery is the right answer? I think who's the greatest James Bond Sean combs. No I'm just saying he's Sean Connery. The greatest of all time write his name. Michael Cain mm-hmm there. There's a lot of different. I don't think the Michael Cain who is general in In ww two. I guess we could go. Churchill to be probably right up there on most people's lists but yeah I don't think Michael Caine Churchill. Mike Okay I think well let's go with Churchill or check the award. I think you know he will be. He delighted to know that of all the honest that so winston received he's now a shaky will win are as well. Will you send them on. Snow doesn't count as properly up. David attenborough will be up for me. I'm a big attenborough fan. How about Tolkien J and now he wouldn't you know he was a the long winded? Let's be honest fair fair a fair critique all right now hands okay we want this to be a nice tight thirty here. Yeah most trying. Okay go ahead now the NFL the UK. How they want it to play? We have a game called Super Bowl challenge. which allows you to pick who you think is GONNA is GonNa win all the way through from now all right now but what we were talking before? The first playoff games played all the way through until the Super Bowl. Dave didn't our law show came up with his bullpens. I'm not and tell you what he pal you have to listen. Listen to it and you have to go quite deep into the show. I'm not gonNa tell you even how far into the show it is but you're going to have to listen all the way through you're GonNa get some great analysis assists about coaching. You'RE GONNA get some great now says about the wild card games and then only then will you be able to find out who day thinks is GonNa win all the rest of the playoff games and the super bowl handsome well done and modesty by you to not include yourself for Greatest Brit. See I would not I would include cleaned myself on a list. Winston Churchill Saint George. How about when Russell Crowe plays the guy who is the captain of the ship in that movie that I just watched the other day? That reminds inch me. That's one of the the one up here. Best movie that Dave watched in twenty nine. Not The one. where I'm the captain? Now now the captain. Now you're talking about Thomas. Don't Master Kamal I. What was the other made? Another one of those. That was the way it was named aimed that that was going to be the first in a series the one movie where these guys on the boat and it's a big storm and it's and fishermen perfect star perfect storm with clooney perfect if you're on the boat if you're right I mean also that movie falls down because it's all at night right and so if you if you watch it on. TV At home. It's just it's just darkness with George Clooney speaking yeah and then the frozen steals from it when that big wave just washes over the parents wants but if you saw a frozen part I don't want to spoil that another movie. That is eligible to win. Best Movie I watched in two thousand nine hundred and let's get released released in two thousand nine thousand nine. I just have watched it in the calendar year. Let's start it off here with my annual New Year's resolution because as unlike the rest of you vein people people you narcissists who make New Year's resolutions for you and you alone. I do them for all of society. Because I'm an empath I have a bigger heart than the rest of you so I try to address address things. Do I succeed with these. Well let let the work speak for itself. I've called for more Rosa in society. I think it's hard to go into any restaurant not be offered array of fine rose as as well as any grocery store or or shop that you go into I've called for more stuffing all right. The results are mixed but I will say more stuffing available in more restaurants than there were when I made that call. Six seven years ago demanded that we issue plates or at least the ubiquity plates in favor of bowls it's a bitter better delivery method for your food in almost all cases outside of cutting a steak or for a few other examples. Eating out of a bowl is more satisfying. It blends all your food together. And that's what we need in our societies to come together not be separated by a flat plate on the Laura. Thank you and I think that I have already done this one but I'm too dumb to remember if I've already done this one. But this remains a scourge in our society and despite what had been my best efforts I'm now going to ramp it up to one hundred ten. You have my pledge in two thousand twenty and beyond to fight this even further it is bare feet on an airplane. We gotta we gotta cut it up. We gotta be better than this. As a society. We cannot allow allow people. I'm going to have to call out to deputise everyone within the sound of my. I think you've done it already. And the number of times I see you being sent photos the People's feet. It doesn't come without say no good deed goes unpunished. I've been punished endlessly by people. Sending me images of other people's bare feet on an airplane. Exactly what I'm speaking out against now. I am punished for for a call to action against this and now I have to see everybody else's image across I'm willing to bear if we can eradicate barefoot looseness on airplanes and I mean the move of moving the TV monitor thing on the airplane with your toes. I imagine imagine being so lacking in self awareness. I ah just exactly we it end. No one's ever sitting in this seat again right. There's just these planes are disposable. That's exactly the way that rain talapity like. Oh it ends it ends here or it ends December thirty one twenty twenty or shame the devil and and that's that we've got to do it and and and the movement is called me to- I also like I would never be afraid of telling them when you know. Sometimes you see the pictures of like come on. You're yeah just and someone's foot has come through. Naked Foot has come through and is like halfway down if that happened to me. I'm turning around and I'm telling the person not politely that they need to put their shoes and socks on a and B take it off my chest. I'm like it's like these teams that have put off. If if you bite I colori on the plane and those on shop. It's going to take me probably most of the flight time. I'm going to discourage trying to a to a Discourage you from bringing sharpened implements onto no no only using the vessel on the plane. I see how they sometimes they deserve books with one one side of it which is also painful. Maybe that's what they have to learn. I want I would never ever encouraged anyone to bring a shop item onto a plane. I'M GONNA use. He's whatever's hand a spoon even fair. I mean listen. It's again if you are not in the playoffs right now. If you're a fan of a football team you're probably thinking well. We need to get a new wide receiver and we need to get a quarterback and we need to fix the right side of the offensive line and so on. You gotta be more targeted in your approach. If you're going to succeed here you can't just solve everything in one. I'd love to deal with the the narcissists who think that despite the fact that they certainly know that we exit an an airplane row by row. You wait until the row in front of you is completely empty and then you move forward and yet people wanted to fi that rule people they you still haven't given away will see people like to do the thing where they put the arm rest up or down for you to decide whether armrest. That's a mutual decision. Do you mind if I put this armrest up. Do you mind if I put it down. I'M GONNA put my elbow on it before you get to that. That's every man himself. I get it but we are focusing on the feet and making sure your worst wear socks at least where your socks who argue. I'm GONNA BE UP. Sometimes I go on on long flights. I'll take my shoes off occasionally occasionally but I never would take my socks off. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. You're not a chimpanzee. You're a human being keep. Your patients have soaks Dave. They have feet if they took Shoes off they would just have defeat but yeah but look look at what how monkeys US free. Yeah but you're not a monkey. Oh I see you say yeah all right so that one is is out of the way and do you want me to throw one in here of she went in here. What do we do? What is this shaky ord? Actually you'd throwing in. I'm going to do you do the feminine. That's what we're here here. We go now. The best name in sports in in two thousand nineteen come. You know. We're going to start with some lame one no way going with a big stir up soy oppose back. Their are all important here. We go the first award. The nominees for best name in sports in two thousand nineteen are seahawks safety. Ugo Ahmadi The New York Rangers Rookie Star. Capito Kako is pretty good. Wisconsin wide receiver. Quinn says Sif this and do it. All Skill Position Guy Schalke Jacques Louis and the winner the twenty. It's a runaway. Win Schalke Jacques Louis You want to name Shaggy Louis. I love it. I mean having with that name. It's a it's a great name all right. Let's say you liked one. Maybe for for the the future. Because he's coming through a running back in College Football Hubbard. I mean that's how that's how it debate. Here's a new one. I noticed the other day I was scrolling through facebook and by the way great news for everybody out there. If you're worried about the