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Philadelphia Eagles interviewing Washington Football Team DB coach Chris Harris for DC job

Weekends

02:38 min | 1 d ago

Philadelphia Eagles interviewing Washington Football Team DB coach Chris Harris for DC job

"Naturally After After the Eagles made the higher Of Nick Syriani. Started wanting yourself. I will. What's the staff going to be? You know, looking like here? I wonder who's gonna hire Willie Go with a veteran coordinator on the offensive side. What happens on the defensive side, etcetera, so In Rapoport rap sheet at rap sheet from the NFL network. Tweeted out about nine minutes ago that the Eagles are interviewing Washington football team defensive backs coach Chris Harris for their vacant defensive coordinator job. According to a source hey describes him. Rappaport does as a fast rising coach. Harris also played eight years in the NFL. So There's a name. Um You know? Certainly again. I always say when we're when we're talking about this kind of stuff, um Yeah. Even though the name doesn't blow you away doesn't mean that person isn't necessarily The right choice for the gig. Right? I mean, you know, certainly someone who I would think they I'm not saying they want to go like completely away. From Jim Schwartz. I don't mean schematically, but maybe Personality wise approach Y so Harris is he'll be 39 in August, Always 38 years old. He's AH D backs coach for the Washington football team. He was drafted by the Bears in the sixth round in 2005 played his college ball. Louisiana Monroe. He was on the Panthers, the Lions and the Jags. As well S O. That's his background. He, you know, kind of bounced around during his career. He's coached in Chicago, He was hired his defensive quality coach, and that's the way a lot of guys start under John Fox. 2013. He then went to the Chargers in 2016. I'm guessing this is where he and Syriani cross cross paths. With the Chargers. They were there at the same time aunt he joined the Washington football team as the defensive backs coach this past season under Ron Rivera, so That's the little quick bio the quick M O there on on Chris Harris. So that's what we're looking at. There

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House Lawmakers Open Investigation Into Capitol Attack

The Splendid Table

00:57 sec | Last week

House Lawmakers Open Investigation Into Capitol Attack

"This month's attack on the U. S Capitol and a letter to the heads of the leading intelligence agencies. Lawmakers ask for any information that could help them understand whether warning signs were missed. NPR's Matthew Schwartz has more lawmakers want to know who in the intelligence community knew about the threats of violence and whether that information was shared with the right people. Capitol Police have said they were unprepared for the ferocity of the attack, which left one of its officers dead. The letter. States. Security and logistical preparations were not consistent with the prospect of serious and widespread violence. It was signed by the heads of the intelligence, judiciary Oversight and Homeland Security committees. Lawmakers are also trying to suss out any potential collaborators within the government itself. They've asked for any intelligence about people with security clearances who might have participated in the insurrection. Matthew Schwartz. NPR NEWS Washington

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House Lawmakers Open Investigation Into Capitol Attack

Fresh Air Weekend

00:57 sec | Last week

House Lawmakers Open Investigation Into Capitol Attack

"Have opened an investigation to this month's attack on the U. S. Capitol. In a letter to the heads of the leading intelligence agencies today, lawmakers asked for any information that could help them understand whether warning signs were missed. NPR's Matthew Schwartz has more lawmakers want to know who in the intelligence community knew about the threats of violence and whether that information was shared with the right people. Capitol Police have said they were unprepared for the ferocity of the attack, which left one of its officers dead. The letter. States. Security and logistical preparations were not consistent with the prospect of serious and widespread violence. It was signed by the heads of the intelligence, judiciary Oversight and Homeland Security committees. Lawmakers are also trying to suss out any potential collaborators within the government itself. They've asked for any intelligence about people with security clearances who might have participated in the insurrection.

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Interview With Steve Ells

How I Built This

03:49 min | 3 weeks ago

Interview With Steve Ells

"So there's a famous ted talk by a guy named barry schwartz. It's called the paradox of choice and in it very explains that virtually all kern research on human behavior supports this idea that we humans we don't really like to have too many choices. Anything beyond four to six actually makes us anxious and unhappy which could help explain the success of kepala. Because if you've ever been in one you can probably tell me the menu by heart burrito bowl salad tacos four options. That is it. There isn't a whole lot to agonize over. And it's one of the reasons why you put late just exploded in the two thousands on the eve of the millennium the company had just been more than twenty stores and today cipolla has nearly twenty three hundred locations across the us and in four other countries and its value is around fourteen billion dollars now aaa as you will hear was never meant to become what it became. It was supposed to be a one off burrito joint in denver a joint that would generate enough cash to finance a high end restaurant that was developed as plan. He's actually a classically trained chef and he wanted to make michelin starred food. Not foil wrapped burritos into the earliest recollection. I have of in being in the kitchen and cooking was in the third grave and we lived in germany. And i remember cooking scrambled eggs. Had you make them. Did you scramble the digital crack the eggs into the panel scramble him or did you scrambling before no ice. Scrambled them for With a fork in a bowl. Thank and then. My mom had a a very well. Seasoned cast iron skillet. Nice i mean it was very very smooth and almost nonstick and i used to push the kurds into the center in a square shape. A perfect square. Maybe three by three or three and a half by three and a half something like that and then and then when it was just set enough i would flip it over and I mean it was very controlling. My can says a lot about me. Because i'm a i'm a little bit of a control freak and of course i had no idea then but I was just. It's an interesting. It's an interesting memory. Like what point did you start to a. I've read like stories about you in college where you'd dinner parties and and people like. What is this that you butter you. You'd make like duck con feet and stuff like how did you even know about this. How did you get into foods at such a young age in it well. My mom was a very adventurous cook and a really good one And she had a garden. She got all the cooking magazines and had a lot of cookbooks. And i used to. I used to spend time in the kitchen and And follow along. And at some point. I started watching cooking shows a julia child and graham on the galloping. Gourmet and the pbs series. The master chef series. I really love those and and would duplicate the recipes and and liked to cook for my family and then When i was older in high school i started having people over so you go to college in in boulder yes and you study art history and of course it made zero sense to my father. What you do with artistic. He'd be like so. What are you gonna do that. Our history degree. Of course i would say you know. I don't know we'll see. We'll see how this unfolds. And probably i was thinking that i would continuing and go to graduate school but my roommate suggested to me that i go to cooking school. She said this just weeks before

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Philadelphia Eagles Defensive Coordinator Jim Schwartz Reportedly Not Returning To Team In 2021

CBS3 Eyewitness News Philadelphia

00:14 sec | 3 weeks ago

Philadelphia Eagles Defensive Coordinator Jim Schwartz Reportedly Not Returning To Team In 2021

"In their season. Finale kickoff at the link is tonight at eight twenty sources say say it it will will be be the the last last game game for for eagles eagles defensive defensive coordinator coordinator jim jim schwartz. schwartz. He He will will reportedly reportedly step step down down after after the the game game to to take take a a year year off off from from coaching coaching to the cbs. Three

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Philadelphia Eagles Defensive Coordinator Jim Schwartz Reportedly Not Returning To Team In 2021

KYW 24 Hour News

01:07 min | 3 weeks ago

Philadelphia Eagles Defensive Coordinator Jim Schwartz Reportedly Not Returning To Team In 2021

"A shake up with defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, reportedly going to be stepping down after the season wraps up tomorrow night. Schwartz plans to take the next year off while he contemplates retirement, according to reports cable IWC Ed Bank in with more If Jim Schwartz knew he would be working his last game with the Eagles Sunday night, he wasn't about to let anybody know this week when asked to assess the 2020 season. It doesn't do a service to lost to start talking about that. Now we have a division opponent coming in. It's trying to earn a playoff spot on our field. You know what we got? We gotta have. We could have all the attention on this game. The players apparently did not know about. Schwartz is planning to resign during the week as Brandon Graham talked about how much he liked having Schwartz as a defensive coordinator like Jim's Worse I love His his defense, I think Sometimes. Because of injuries and certain things that happened is tough. Schwartz has been the Eagles defensive coordinator for the past five seasons and has worked in the NFL for the last 28 years. I

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Report: Jim Schwartz will leave the Philadelphia Eagles after 2020 season

Glen Macnow and Ray Didinger

03:23 min | 3 weeks ago

Report: Jim Schwartz will leave the Philadelphia Eagles after 2020 season

"Schwartz will not return next season is the Eagles defensive coordinator? Is taking a year off thinking of taking your off contemplating retirement. This news is just kind of all breaking as we speak, Um Just read you when I got here on Twitter. Is Davis and Garrow. NBC SPORTS PHILADELPHIA He goes fence corner, Jim Schwartz intends to allow his contract to expire and take a year off from coaching in 2021 as he contemplates retirement. Her sources. Ls your parks who covers eagles for V I P is going to join us before we get to Elliot Rage issue or, you know, you're kind of initial thought on this. Yeah, Surprising. I mean, is he fired? Or is he that he resign or what is this? Well, let's get Elliot in here. Elliot Shore Parks, As I said, covers Eagles for W. Ipe. Elliot, what's going on? We'll never a boring day with the Eagles. That's for sure. And I think this will be the first of probably many changes with the coaching staff this offseason as you mentioned, obviously, Jim Schwartz not going to be back next season. And and honestly, I'm not that surprised. I think that when you consider that they were going to make some type of big change, Schwartz to me seemed the most likely to go now. What this means for for Doug, I think is the main question now from the Eagles perspective. Jim Schwartz side, I would guess this is pretty close to a mutual parting. He's been coaching either coordinator, a head coach since 2001 and you know, I think his time and Philly just feels like it's kind of run out. So I think more and more you see coaches take a year off, according to reports, that's what he's going to do. So I'm not overly surprised by it. But now you know, the Eagles are gonna be in the market for a new defensive coordinator. I guess my question is Why now? Yeah. What? So what You got? You got a game? You got a game tomorrow night. And why? Why whys? Why is the change now? Why don't you coach the game And then after the game's over, you announce this. This seems distant. Seems odd to me. Well, I'm I'm sure he will still coached tomorrow. Maybe he didn't have control over when it broke. I don't I don't know. You know who the source is? Where on this report, But, Yeah, The timing is not ideal. I mean, if you're gonna take the year off, there's no benefit coming out now versus, you know, 48 hours from now. But, yeah, I don't think this is something shorts intended to come out prior to the game. Um, I guess not. Now he is. He is coaching tomorrow. Correct? That's that's gonna happen. That appears to be the case. I mean, I just learned this a few minutes because I would assume he is still going to coach though. Yes. Okay. And, um Is this the first shoe to drop of others? Yeah, I think it is. You look a Z. Jim Schwartz has always been kind of referred to as the head coach of the defense. So I think that the Eagles internally and I know Jeffrey. Larry viewed Schwartz like like this. I mean, that was his side of the ball. Don't control dolphin shorts, consult controlled the defense now. I think Jim Schwartz has actually been a pretty good defensive coordinator during his time here. They've certainly had games where the defense has struggled, but overall, you've seen that most weeks. This Eagles defense holds teams to around 23 2 20 points, and that's good enough to win in today's NFL if you have even an above average offense, so I think sports has done a pretty good job. I think you should be remembered finally here, but I think it was probably time for a change and You know, I think that Swartz was going to be gone. Whether Doug was back or not. All right,

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COVID-19 vaccine distributed to Houston-area hospitals

Houston Public Media Local Newscasts

00:54 sec | 3 weeks ago

COVID-19 vaccine distributed to Houston-area hospitals

"Texas department of state health services is reporting that just over one hundred sixty three thousand texans have received at least one dose of a covid nineteen vaccine the houston chronicle reports that yesterday nine hundred and forty people in harris county were vaccinated including many senior citizens in houston nursing homes. Soon older hospital. Patients will be getting their opportunity to be vaccinated. Dr roberta schwartz is the executive vice president at houston methodist. She says they'll start with patients who are at least seventy five years old depending on how quickly those appointments still with those four seventy five and above and how much vaccine we are given we will move to the sixty five And above at very shortly there after the chronicle reports that about three thousand patients have scheduled vaccine appointments at methodist hospital and at memorial hermann hospital nearly five thousand medical group patients were at least sixty five years old have signed up

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Park ranger stuns Native American man in New Mexico

NBC Nightly News

01:44 min | 3 weeks ago

Park ranger stuns Native American man in New Mexico

"A native american man in new mexico claims a park ranger used excessive force against him and a national monument. A video of it went viral and the warning tonight disturbing got schwartz. Has the story. Cookies petroglyphs national monument to confrontation between national park officer and a man who'd gone off a train go on. I don't wanna idea myself trail now. What happened before and immediately after the recording clear but another video captures the park officer repeatedly teasing the man thirty year. Old darrell house identifies as oneida in navajo in a phone interview with nbc station k. o and albuquerque. He says he was out on a hike to pray at the ancient petroglyphs. I go there regularly. Pray burn my age at one point during the confrontation he tells the officer he briefly left a trail to avoid another been observed social distancing. I apologize after refusing to comply with the officers demand several times. He's eventually handcuffed and says he was issued three citations for interfering with agency function giving false information and being off trail but says preying on sacred land is a religious right than harm. Anyone i call the non to anybody has been on for years. I'm practicing my religious right in a statement. The national park service says in part. This incident is under review and has been referred to the nps office of professional responsibility. We take any allegation of wrongdoing very seriously but how says he plans on hiring lawyer soon. Still shaken what he calls an abuse of power. Got schwartz and me see news traffic

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Seniors begin getting long-sought COVID-19 vaccinations in Houston

Houston Public Media Local Newscasts

01:14 min | 3 weeks ago

Seniors begin getting long-sought COVID-19 vaccinations in Houston

"As houston health officials warn of a potential surge in corona virus cases. After the new year. The state has now hit a new record of covid nineteen hospitalizations. Texas reported that eleven thousand. Three hundred fifty. One people were hospitalized yesterday. Smashing the previous high mark set in july. The news comes as houston area hospitals. Prepare for the next round of vaccinations. houston methodist. Hospital is expected to begin. Vaccinating patients seventy five years an older as early as next week. Roberta schwartz is the executive vice president of houston methodist. She says people sixty five and older are eligible for the next round of vaccines and the hospital is prioritizing older patients i because they make up such a large part of the patient base depending on how quickly those appointments still with those four seventy five and above and how much seen we are given We will move to the sixty five and above very shortly thereafter. Short says houston methodist has more than one hundred thousand patients who are seventy five years and older. This marks the beginning of phase one b of the state's vaccine distribution plan which allows those who are sixty five years and older or those with certain medical conditions to be vaccinated

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Virus expert 'frustrated' by slow vaccine rollout

AP News Radio

00:50 sec | 3 weeks ago

Virus expert 'frustrated' by slow vaccine rollout

"The covet nineteen vaccine rollout continues to be very slow the amount of vaccine doses shipped to states has been lower than first expected Jason Schwartz is with the Yale school of public health there had been considerable concern that there wasn't the kind of attention and effort that we expect to see for a vaccination program to effectively reach millions and the millions of Americans in in short order and he's hoping the program picks up under the Biden administration I think much will depend on on how the incoming administration recesses the last mile consideration of the vaccination effort and and think about ways to support the state support the local health department and to perhaps take a more active federal the corona virus relief bill recently signed should help with sixty nine billion dollars for vaccine distribution showing a blur Washington

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New York COVID tracking app hasn't yielded many results

Weekend News

00:55 sec | Last month

New York COVID tracking app hasn't yielded many results

"Cove it 19 tracking APP hasn't worked the way that it thought hasn't yielded the numbers The state hoped it would With more. Here's Max Rosenberg. More than a million people downloaded the cove it alert and why atthe after it was unveiled in October, But since then on Lee 1400 people have entered in a positive test result. Leading to contact tracing efforts for 1300 others. While more than 400,000 New Yorkers have tested positive in that time frame, it may just not be one of the state's main ways to find positive tests. The empty is Larry Schwartz of former aide to Governor Cuomo tasked with running the state's contact tracing program. Tells the post. It's an added tool and all part of a multifaceted effort. The APP does not use GPS technology but rather Bluetooth to detect other devices that are less than 6 ft. Away from you, and if any of those devices belonged to someone who tested positive

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Sudden storm leaves 1,500 without power

Paul Murnane

01:19 min | Last month

Sudden storm leaves 1,500 without power

"Storm knocked out power to thousands in our area at one point more than 100,000, New Jersey utility customers lost juice. We're down trees and power lines from Gloucester County to Bergen County. Down wires in South Brunswick shut down Route one in both directions. Early this morning, teenage deputy deputy Mayor Mayor Mark Mark Schwartz Schwartz said said approximately approximately 15% 15% of of the the township township was was without without power. power. Crews Crews were were on on standby. standby. They've They've been been working working frantically frantically to to get get power power back. back. Christi Christi Collision Collision reports from Bergen County 12,000 Homes were without power by 11 A.m. Christmas morning, says PSE and G spokesperson Michael Jennings marketing. It expects the damage and anticipate that some other outages will become occur or will be aware through the rest of the day. Joining says Bergen County was hit hardest by the storm. CNG employees air for going their vacation time this weekend and more than 1500 are out working on power restoration. Because of the harsh winds, PSE and G is reminding its customers that its employees are unable to work in bucket trucks they think is your people stay safe, especially during the holiday season, but always any kind of see it down Wire did she consider them to be live statement? 30 FT. Away from the goal is to get power fully restored by Sunday in Bergen County Christi Collision, WCBS news radio 8 80 as we speak, there is still

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What Is the Immigrant Paradox?

BrainStuff

06:31 min | Last month

What Is the Immigrant Paradox?

"For over a century. America has been described as a melting pot in which immigrants from a variety of cultural and ethnic backgrounds slowly simmered together melding into an all americans do but is that really the way it works or even how it should work is total assimilation. The only way to be an american and is it healthy for individuals to abandon their cultural heritage in whole or in part an order to adopt the customs of their new home. We spoke with sess schwartz a professor of public health sciences at the university of miami. Who that it's time to shelve the melting pot metaphor schwartz studies acculturation which is the process by which a person's cultural sense of self changes. As when you move to a new country or are raised an immigrant home and the effects of acculturation on physical and mental health it turns out that assimilation is only one type of acculturation and that fully simulated americans have some of the worst health outcomes. Immigrant families are actually most likely to thrive in america if they embrace aspects of both their native culture and their doctor land public health. Researchers like schwartz. Call it the immigrant paradox. He said there's a whole literature that suggests that foreign born americans are doing better than us. Born individuals on many different health indicators heart health weight and obesity diet depression anxiety substance. Use you name it. So what are the alternatives to assimilation. There's an old joke. That's well known in europe. What do you call a person who speaks two languages bilingual. What do you call person. Who only speaks one. Language american schwartz said in the united states unlike a lot of countries in the world. We actively discourage people from having multiple cultural identities we just want people to be american even the fact that we equate acculturation and simulation says a lot about our culture and how we think people should behave however it is important to note that acculturation is a two way. Street is cuban and tori behavior based on immigrants race or ethnicity by the receiving country can make it much harder for immigrants to achieve healthy by cultural integration traditionally. There's been an assumption that the acculturation process in the united states ran in a straight line at one end of the spectrum stood the recently arrived immigrant still carrying around the language traditions and customs of the so called old country but as the immigrant moved along the line over time did slowly discard their foreignness. As they gradually acquired language and customs of america but starting in the nineteen eighties researchers began to question the straight line assimilation assumption. Psychologist john berry came up with a pioneering model that showed four different responses or strategies including assimilation. The emigrants used to navigate life in their new home. So i got a simulation but that being that you're willing to discard your culture of origin and fully identify with the new culture. The sort of opposite is separation. Wherein you hold onto your original culture at all cost and don't want to adopt the new culture then there's marginalization in which you don't identify with either your heritage culture or the new one. It's a rare situation and finally there's integration sometimes called them you want to maintain a strong connection with your heritage culture while interacting with enquiring traits from the new culture according to schwarz there's strong evidence that the assimilation strategy is bad for your health. The worst psychological effects of assimilation are felt by second generation americans children of immigrants who were either born in america or raised here from a young age second generation. Kids are sometimes so eager to fit in that. They turn their backs on their parents. Customs and traditions entirely schwartz explained. They basically reject their families culture and that tends to produce pretty negative results higher rates of anxiety and depression substance abuse and worst family relationships. The best psychological and health outcomes on the other hand are achieved by individuals who embrace by cultural ism. A balanced integration of their heritage and received cultures short says that people who are able to comfortably blended their native and acquired cultures. Have quote much better outcomes. In terms of higher self-esteem lower depression lowering zaidi and better family relationships immigrants who learned to successfully habit to cultural worlds are the same people who drive the immigrant paradox in americans born outside the us achieve at significantly better physical and mental health outcomes compared to their native born or assimilated neighbors. But why is this diet is one simple explanation says schwartz because immigrant families are more likely to prepare home cooked meals than the typical american family which tends to eat out a lot and consume more processed foods but there are also significant psychological factors at play the most important has to do with the values of american culture versus just about everybody else. Schwartz said the. Us consistently ranks as the most individualistic country in the world. Were more self. Reliant and less reliant on other people in basically any other country on the planet so most people who come here from other places are more collectivist than we are. Let's break that down. What does collectivism look like. As a cultural value it stresses the importance of family above all else. It places an emphasis on the greater good and doing what's best for the community. Not just yourself and it's a less competitive way to look at the world. Schwartz says that cultural values the promote close knit families and selfless service can protect against a lot of the mental health issues. That plague many americans. He said there's a reason why we have so much anxiety. Because we're so highly individualistic and competitive. We have to compete against other people for everything. And if you can't keep up there's less of a support system ready and waiting to help you in this country when we talk about helping other people. Some people want to shout socialism. I think that's one of the issues that we have.

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Death Threats, Even In Writing, Can Be Grounds For Asylum, Appeals Court Says

Morning Edition

01:00 min | 2 months ago

Death Threats, Even In Writing, Can Be Grounds For Asylum, Appeals Court Says

"Appeals court has overturned a Justice Department decision denying asylum to a former Columbia police officer who received multiple death threats from the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia. MPR's Matthew Schwartz reports, The court ruled that written death threats can be grounds for asylum. The first death threat was a note slipped under the front door. Now that you're out of the police, we will take care of the pending issues, it said. The second note warned. You better know that we are close than text messages doesn't matter how much you hide. We will hunt you. And if not, we will catch one of your Children. These threats weren't enough for an immigration judge or the Board of Immigration Appeals, both of which said that the officer had failed to establish a fear of persecution. But now a three judge panel has ruled that those officials set the bar much too high. A threat of death qualifies as persecution. The court road No matter whether it's written or in person,

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Death Threats, Even In Writing, Can Be Grounds For Asylum, Appeals Court Says

Morning Edition

00:38 sec | 2 months ago

Death Threats, Even In Writing, Can Be Grounds For Asylum, Appeals Court Says

"A decision by the Justice Department to deny asylum to a former police officer from Colombia. As NPR's Matthew Schwartz reports. The ex officer says he received death threats from Colombia's Revolutionary Armed Forces. An immigration judge and the Board of Immigration Appeals had ruled that isolated written death threats weren't sufficient to establish a fear of persecution. On Wednesday, A three judge panel overturned the decision, ruling that they had set the bar much too high. Ah, threat of death qualifies as persecution, The court wrote, no matter whether it's written or in person. This is NPR

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Jerry Jeff Walker, singer and songwriter, dies at 78

Live From Here with Chris Thile

00:52 sec | 3 months ago

Jerry Jeff Walker, singer and songwriter, dies at 78

"Singer songwriter Jerry Jeff Walker, the man behind Mr Bojangles has died after a battle with throat cancer worker had an outsized impact on the Austin country music scene in the 19 seventies, NPR's Matthew Schwartz has more Oh Jang Walker was regarded as one of Boston's most influential country music artists. He said that his 1968 song, Mr Bojangles was inspired by a homeless man he met while spending a night in a New Orleans drunk tank. Along with Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson Walker helped create the genre known as Outlaw Country, a sort of blend between folk music and rock. During his recording career, which spanned half a century, he released 36 albums. Walker passed away Friday. He was 78. Matthew

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"schwartz" Discussed on Radio Atlantic

Radio Atlantic

03:43 min | 3 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Radio Atlantic

"Welcome. To the ticket. Severe. Debate is over in a little over week we'll tally the votes whether he wins or loses will define Donald Trump story. So I wanted to go back to the beginning and see if I could get some perspective on the man who's been president these past four years and that means going back three decades before he wanted two thousand sixteen to what's his origin story or at least the origin story wanted told. The Art of the deal created the dealmaker businessman persona that trump road into reality television and then into the White House. And my guest this week is the man who wrote it twenty Schwartz Schwartz has done a lot of soul-searching since reading the art of the deal and as a memoir dealing with the devil that explores how and why he got into business with trump. We talked about what he knows about the president now when he knew about a man and when he makes the character he created..

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Happy 40th Kim Kardashian

Daily Pop

06:29 min | 3 months ago

Happy 40th Kim Kardashian

"Hey everyone. It is Kim Kardashian West fortieth birthday. We're kicking off the party right here right now on daily Pop Justin is out today's Morgan and I are joined by Kisha Knight Polio he's an actress kick ass mom and of course you know her from house of pain and as Rudy from the cosby show Kisha we're so happy you're joining us. Thank you so much for having me. We have so much to get to today we're going to be celebrating throughout the entire show you're going to hear from Kim's famous family. We're GONNA read breaking down Kim's most shocking moments and we cannot talk about him without talking about fashion. They go hand in hand the celebration is going on all day here on e- with the keeping up with the Kardashians marathon and Kim's fortieth birthday special that airs tonight at ten PM. The first Kim has always been an open book and she's made plenty of surprising confessions along the way watch this. You should just be who you are say what you want entrepreneur makeup mogul wife's mother and all around boss I'm going to do whatever I want Kim K. West confessed. There isn't anything she's afraid to do and her mind she has done it all and her crazy confessions don't stop there I. Love it during a livestream. Qna Kim admitted problem member of the Mile High Club she wants had sex in a public movie theater she goes commando almost all of the time wave TMI and she's still owns though seventy five, thousand dollar diamond earrings made her totally lose it. We Know Kim has been working on getting her law degree, but it sounds like she's mixing a little business with pleasure in a new questionnaire for e she revealed she likes a shot of Tequila with a cheeser when she said he's life with about being happy and when she's not hitting the books, she's heading gym her morning ritual includes a five fifty am start time to work sweat. Obviously, all that hard work has done a body. Good. It's not easy at all, but it's not all work and no play her favorite thing to do during her downtime. Text people with lots of glitter sparkle emojis. You could probably guess who he's in contact with most family I no matter what Kimmy also confessed she likes to treat yourself to a little. TV. But the mom of four go to guilty pleasures aren't exactly what you'd expect. I need your help help MTV's catfish is at the top of our list or she likes to unwind with some hoarders on a any. Other crazy Kim Confessions. Everything is always so public. She claims her hidden talent is smelling cavities and there's one celebrity whose beauty left her starstruck. No need to share Kim loves you. She's proved over and over and over again it's just a vibe and the confessions don't stop there. Kim told people she has models drowned her clothes so she can plan outfits in advance and she's spray tans her scalp. So her middle part has that extra glow. Oh that's a good ted. Have, for years, wargin timoth favorite Kim moment all my God. This is the hardest question I've been asked all year producers brought this up yesterday I'm like, how am I going choose but I think it has to be and I know Chris over this but it has to be when she's taking fees when chloe is on the way to jail like that's just know psychotic Kim to me it is it never gets old it so delusional and it's just amazing and why we fell in love with her in the first place it's the best it's that's definitely one of my top wants Kisha what am I okay I'm I'm going to go on the other end of the spectrum you know Kim. been doing things for a long time but you know I have to say it's all of the work that she's been doing to get convicted. Felons out of prison. The fact that she's taking a completely different turn and really helped us her platform to to affect people's lives in a positive way. One hundred percent. That's that's a really huge one and I'm going to it back to something a lot more superficial. I got. My favorite moment is when we just saw in that lovely package, Kim crying over her diamond earrings because honestly girls I relate if I had seventy thousand dollars, diamond earrings and I lost one that's probably exactly how I would react I've had mad but got ensure your jewels have to China and. Ensure those goals. All right. Well, caves fashion has changed so much over the years. So we're going to go deep into the archives. Take a look at Kim style evolution Ooh can really I am be our L. Y. Kardashian. K.. A. R. D. A. S. H. I. A.. Look. Very nice where do you win? Gucci and Jimmy, Choo Shoes and Louis. Vitton back to mix it up a little bit him style started out young and fun experimenting with Different Designers Have Wearing A. Skirt and a La Perla top a wonderful. Share. That'd be the not shoes I want to find something that is young and fun and fresh but still you know how classy and conservative this is my. She transformed into a sophisticated ladies setting the trends that posing Christian Louis, Vuitton he also, I'm wearing Eliah and Lorraine Schwartz I weren't accustomed gown I'm wearing our Kardashian collection leggings put this big waistband. To do we have favor Lon Max Mara when she became apparent this hot mama put her curves front and center. This is John Paul Go. Ta and I love her sparkly. It was it is. And you know I love it I just wanted to really go for it and be kind of like a robot a Blinky Sexy Robot I'm wearing address from revolve. Long Sleeve and it's hot out here. But whatever looks good. It was distressed by Rick Win. All made this for me and I love it him. You'll trade who you wearing. Where we wearing this evening, I'm wearing Vivienne Westwood now. has become so economy or calling it the Kim effect. This

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"schwartz" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long

Life is Short with Justin Long

04:11 min | 8 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long

"The chipmunks you I would I would need people laugh when I'm like gotta rest my voice for open but it's the same thing and it's yes when they get excited it's did yes the by the way that character and we're always out fighting or going after or did you have to sing also in the first one and then they then they got other people to do it. Yeah we did in the first one. And that's weird because you you have yourself to modulate the voice because they speed it up. But it's all your Alvin especially remember those Christmas records all that was all you had to sing in sonic. Sonic NO IN DEWEY ICING A lot. Which be like Bobby Moynihan Duck Tales duct house cat a great cast? It's amazing it's David tennant. Mcduck me Danny Pudi Bobby Moynihan Louis a webby is kate. Makuuchi VIC talks is basically lin-manuel Miranda's gizmo Dot Mike Mike The the guest cast is like you know. Allison Janney Senate. It's all like isn't that funny. It's amazing what a great I love her. You know her don't yeah she's the Best I don't know her real. I met her once but she she's I'm mall is. There's so town I I saw I Tanya really late and I actually amazing move almost amazing performances of hers that I see that are like scary thing. We've it's almost like they're being inhabited like there's something supernatural about About about them. You know like they've been possessed such example of that too. Yeah he's unbelievable in that May That's cool. Isn't that funny that we work with these people? You never see him. You never met Allison Janney once and you're in every episode. Oh no by the way I David. I've I mean David because he comes in for press and I'm friends with him. Yeah Sonic you've got to work with another legend fucking. Jim Carey doesn't get but he's not. They're doing it to the screen like same with you when you did Alvin. You're never onset right. No Yeah no when you meet Jim Carey during God. It's fun or we went once. Asked me to go there once and to do the hammer to do. No they hired this great. Did you have cameo no no? They didn't want anyone behind this great because I would have to pay US more. They're like no no no your voice over actor stay away from US but they. I put the DOTS on my face and take a bunch of pictures and I did. The table reads but Jim wasn't there yet because he got hired by poor restarted. But I went there and I knew James a little bit because I did aligns with him a couple of times so we knew how at improvising how. I played a character for meeting. Jim was like I mean that. Is I mean we watch yesterday? It just came back out on Netflix. It's he's he's he's a magician. It's insane I was very nervous. You mentioned doing like a play in college. Which is it's crazy to me that you sort of stumbled into that. You did that by accident. But that's very rare by the way for people listening to be able to be allowed to improvise. Doing play usually do a plate and especially that play each thank you don't you don't. It's obviously a college production. Nobody's really seeing that play. You know what I mean. But my parents coming to that. And when they came to one of my improv shows I was terrified to audition for the Collagen prog group because my group of friends thought I was funny. I was terrified of auditioning for the people who are in the group who are really consider funny to tell me that I was not funny and I'm not good at. I'm not any of that. So I did not auditioned till my girlfriend at the time forced me addition junior year of college because one of our friends one of her friends in the group and she just do it. You'll be fine and I was terrified. I feel like I barely got in and then when we started performing I'll say probably three or four in. I started being one of the reasons that people were showing up I like my parents came to that. My parents seems the break thing. And that's why they said. Afterwards when I hey wanted to do this so all right we'll give you two me already working hard at it and not only working hard but people responding to you. I mean by the way. That's a big thing to wonder if I was doing that and I was bad if there was still be. Yeah well we'll give you six months. Have.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long

Life is Short with Justin Long

10:12 min | 8 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long

"Gleason and two time. Emmy Winner Merit Weaver Watches. The pair embark on an unpredictable train. Ride across the country finding out that neither person is exactly who they say they are. Episodes are available to stream on. Hbo OR HBO now and soon on HBO. Max So watch new episodes Sundays at ten thirty PM only on. Hbo Meet Again. I've been thinking about you lately because well first of all I wanNA talk about Middle Distance Schwartz scraping. Haven't even talked about it yet. I can't wait to see what you think I love it. I ain't never really seen you guys. I mean I've seen you do a lot of a lot of came in performing at least two times. I think right yes and I was laughing. The first episode because something reminded me of my experience. When you say you encourage me to do it very gently but it was compelling case for me to do it and then when I I did it I did my for show I. It was going along. Okay I I was dealing with the nerves and at one point somebody said. Do you remember this but I can't wait. Somebody goes I'm hanging in there and I was like okay good. I'm like coming up with things and I'm playing the intention. I think I'm doing like a decent. And they say by the way what's your name and I go at Br. I couldn't come up with a fucking name hard. I couldn't come up with own. It's so funny that that's the thing that you're doing scenes perfectly scene work is great and it sounds like what's your name rule rule regret at. Mackenzie unusual thing seem like thought now. That's what we gotta talk about. Your name is rule if we have to talk about it now. Yeah well which could probably be fun but I was. I was laughing because you had a moment with Thomas in the first episode. Where where the two of you lost track of what the name was. And by the way and in that beat so when he reminded me there was Marnie. I said that's my sister's name because in real life that's my sister's name. Oh that's should remember that. And then he goes. That's your sister's name. I know that going down that path in the show would have been five minutes of nonsense so it's like nevermind nevermind nevermind yes. This is the thing that I find. Challenging and fascinating about Improv. Is that you have to see all those plays you have to see. The future showed to to a certain degree. You roughly new. Where would had how you do that? In that case specifically the biggest thing for me is listening. Listening is the biggest thing and I'll say that the show that you did a show called snow pants which is usually me and a bunch of my friends who had been doing them for ten years and I get one or two people that haven't done along with us before or never done Improv. Before so it was like fuck in you said shade. Helen Ron James Blake Griffin. Did it four times all these people so you did it and you came in and it's a harder thing for the person to come in like you. It takes balls man because we know at least what it feels like to be on stage with nothing in this exact scenario but it's interesting that feeling for the first time and I don't remember what I said to you but I do remember when we were done. You loving it. I remember you coming back. I love it feeling inspired. Nfl that the people that take that really care about acting like acting fucking love it. They love it because it's such an exercise in listening and responding and then I remember that second time I did it. I did it again with you. And everybody had a name. I was giving people first middle and last name names before though oh I was thinking of just remember you know. Adam remember the basics but then I started going like. Oh Oh you must be Sheila Vendor craft and of course. Tom's to be one of the stepping on the mainly kid comes out their name. When you Improv for a long time you hear. Everybody called the Kid Timmy. Every became is always tamie stuff like that but So when I talk when I'm thinking about like what's happening in the future. Sometimes they'll just be remembering it'd be like there's a scene where Thomas comes in. He's like a ghost and in Improv Everything happens for a reason. There are no mistakes. So you're like okay. This is a ghost if I could see any place in this show when it comes up it goes comes in but it's not as much about like predicting as much as put that in the back of your head and if you see a slot this makes sense. Find a way that the audience would be because the audience feels there with their the same exact second your so if you can find something that they weren't they forgot about and it connects it. I feel like that's always a fun. Reaction Shows US callback. So I'm trying to think that definitely happened to the ones that I saw a and that's part of the fun to even when you screw up. It's the other thing I love about. It is making something out of that. Problem is making something out of that. That's the best and I love. That audiences are appreciating. Yeah it's crazy. It's crazy because we've done. I mean a lot of shows now when we do at Largo we usually get the Largos pace in La that we do it twice a month. We get great responses whatever but when we go on the road and people never seen before and they see it we get standing ovations which was like. I remember when we got our first one. It was insane to me and they really are excited. They were also the ideas like that show will never exist again. Stand ups usually do similar sets or like? They're working on things you know what I mean. When they're working on a special part of it it won't exist again so if you film it it it adds this different layer to it. It's ads this degree of pressure that maybe didn't exist. It's the amount of pressure is so much because we've done I've done. I've been doing for twenty years. I've done probably you know. Thousand thousand shows something insane like that. It doesn't matter what any of my shows were before four because whatever happens. It's not like in a stand up stand. Ups have worked on those jokes over and over and over again and also when they're editing their specials if a joke if like a bit doesn't go well bill race it but we can't because it's a part of the story we can raise like a second or two here and there like a little changed the biggest edit that we did was the beginning of the show and we talked to the audience. Yeah we we talk and play with the auto like fifteen minutes we. Yeah we cut that to like four minutes because we didn't want people to think that was the show. It's so good and I just encourage people to check it out. Especially if you've never seen Improv do you find that you get different types of suggestions to from people who are a little bit more quote unquote like it improves savvy? Do you find that they themselves. Try to be funnier. That's interesting I one of the things we say when we do stuff in. La's that two or even when we do stuff on the road will be like. Don't don't try to be a Dick and Thomas like don't don't be like Dildo. Don't be like or don't be like yeah and then lie about a story like 'cause we're going to construct a seat if it's not real it's not it doesn't work. It's not as exciting. Never so every now and then there will be someone who tries to be funny and the audience always turns on. That's funny yeah. And then and then we'll be like all right we'll get somebody else. You know what I mean. But the the suggestions of we we've been using the phrase. What are you looking forward to? What are you reading? And for this Conversation Thomson. Chew we ask for a different suggestion for each one and I was like no I think when we release these three which is like the biggest selling point of one. We tried to sell this thing. Which was very difficult to sell an Improv show. Really but when we release it over people's biggest reservation. Sorry I want to get back to the three yet. So the reservations were. What's IT GONNA be rats and we said well we can't tell you what it is yet and so they would come to a show and that show was great. Is it going to be something like that? I'm like well. We have no idea if an idea so it's hard for them to because we're not the rock so it's hard for them to be like yes. We're let we'll let you do whatever you want. We're going to give you. You know we used almost all of our money film it if you so we had nine cameras go my God. Wow so in our heads were like you know what we rather getting paid. A isn't the biggest thing for us right now is just. We wanted to look good out and we wanted to. Yes we wanted. We don't want to screw screwed up. We want the idea to do more or something like that. Well it's great for the art for it's an art form. It's great for that in general. I mean it's now that people see it works. It's on Netflix's everyone's watching Ono am I am. I'm recording this on the wrong thing. You'RE GONNA kill me is it off this pop-up Tutut God. You're gonNA hate this now. That's right sorry I'm going to change this fucking got it now? Renown it now. It'll be a nice surprise. It'll be like Whoa God. People are GonNa go crazy for this thought. That guy sounded like an angel before man. I was so I was trying to impress. Just the audio man man just the that you attempted. It means a lot. I'm truly I mean it will now. It's crushing it. I cannot wait for you. What's the thing I always wonder about you and about people like you are so good at this to you especially when you film it now? And it's Netflix. Do you have regrets? Do you have those Monday morning? Quarterback like regrets. I'll fuck I always get that on the drive home from like if I did a lot of improvident day it'd be like Why did I say this? This would have been funnier yet but I get that the most when auditioning for like anytime. I go from an audition go even if I think I did well but oftentimes when I'm not proud of myself I'll be in the elevator by myself and on the elevator down. I'll say the I'll keep doing the cannot. It's never it's never celebration always dissecting or me replaying how I did it to hear myself to be like what was what was I doing or was that good was that bad. I always do still a hate. It doesn't matter how much you can do even after like a show. Where like you said you get standing ovations. You get this positive response. Do you still have it after show after a show like that. Are you able to be like? Oh fuck after a show now. I'll say at the beginning when I start doing improv. After shows I would really beat myself. Really beat myself up and feel really bummed about it for days This is the very very beginning at UC. Because I wanted so badly to be on those house teams in any show..

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"schwartz" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long

Life is Short with Justin Long

05:59 min | 8 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Life is Short with Justin Long

"I'm forever grateful that I got to work with what a loss. Yeah truly could be dream life. Good being dream ship. You're listening to life is short. I'm your host Justin long sweetheart to do with me as always is my brother. Christian. I know. It's kind of a sad way that. I know I'm sorry so important a nice tribute but still yeah. I know it's not. It's not like Fred would probably make fun of me for this but I just loved him. I I know you did too. We pulled love Fred. Willard yeah I sure did yeah. We we saw the night news broke that he had passed away. We watched a mighty wind and I forgot some of that genius of his performance in happen but what he does is so good he so what a loss a but he doesn't add an and waiting for Guffman he was so funny naturally in such a gifted Improvisational actor that he was able to play convincingly place somebody who thought they were funny somebody who was aggressively unfunny but thought they were fine but try to be funny and that's a very difficult thing to do well same with waiting for Guffman. It's very similar. It's a different character. Write literally kind of arrogant insecure. The same time. It's it's really great. Really capture and character played in waiting for Guffman that Community THEATRE ACTOR. Who had these big aspirations a- to be a successful actor? I've met so many version Mike Guy in my life and he really tapped into something with that character. It's like in such a special genius West so specific and maybe if you maybe you only have seen that guy if you've been experienced community theater and been a part of that environment but it's such a unique specific character I should clarify People are confused that I was cut out of anchorman so it was really sad to be cut out of the movie but like I said just have had that experience was but isn't there an alternate version. Yeah we that exists there is. It's called wake-up Ron. Burgundy I think just able to do that because there's so much improv in and We were thinking about Fred Being obviously one of the best and revisiting those great Christopher guest movies that are almost entirely Improv and our guest today is another brilliant improvisational performer. At friend of ours. The ferry quick. Very Funny Ben Schwartz. Ben is part of a comedy team with Thomas. Middle ditch middle ditch and Schwartz. You can see their Netflix's special now. Really Rolls off the tongue. Doesn't it. Well once you've said Schwartz already middle digit Schwartz? It's tough it is tough addition Schwartz middle digits. We have a special. That's on Netflix. Now called middle militant Schwartz. It's three different Improv. Shows and it is really really funny is so. If you're not that familiar with the world of Improv Bench Schwartz is I would say right up there with the best ones at it. So if you're looking to get into it he there's really no one better than Ventura and pro and that's why I think he's such a good as you'll hear such a great conversationalist he Because that's really what conversation is Format Improv? And keeping the ball on the air It was great to catch up with him. I hadn't seen him in so long. I hadn't really you know we text occasionally but we hadn't really hung out so just selfishly was nice and How do you know him through through Emmy Rossum? I think I met him. I was doing a movie. Called Comet with EMI. I think that's how I met him and she had just done. His show is Improv. Show and I think she introduced us and the night we hung out he was like encouraging me to do. Improv. To do one of the shows and was something that I've always been so afraid of even though you know I mean like we were talking about anchorman that movie. We did a ton of Improv. That as and other judd appetite movies that I had done little things and so I had done a lot of Improv. In movies but the idea of going on a stage specifically to do that without any any script Was really nerve wracking and something. I resisted doing and Ben. Encourage me to do it. I'm so glad he did. And we talk about that So so he was. Also he's very -ccomplish not just an Improv. But he's a great writer and actor He's been tons of things he was in the show parks and REC. That's how a lot of people know him and now he's in a new show coming out on Netflix's at the end of the month called Space Force the new Highly anticipated comedy starring. Steve Carell and Ben Schwartz among other great people. Yeah and Ben is also friends with a friend of the show front of our Sam Rockwell and I think they just sold some kind of script. They're doing a horror movie together. Every I rarely read the trades. Yeah I feel like time I do he. I read that he's sold some big pitch some big studio and he's he is just like college very moving. Yeah always doing something. I really encouraged everyone to watch middle to Schwartz flakes. It's cool you can watch it now. It's the first time that's that's been true. These guys are kind of blazing a trail And I just so love that type of comedy and few people do it better than those guys so yeah. Let's get into it with our Powell. The very quick very funny. What else handsome handsome. Yes muppet like. Here's a muppet. Handsome Quality The very funny Our old.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Kickass News

Kickass News

16:35 min | 9 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Kickass News

"Folks you know Thomas Middle Ditch from his starring role on. Hbo Silicon Valley and Ben Schwartz from his role as John Rafael on parks rack and most recently the Sonic hedgehog movie now. Thomas and Ben Bring Their two person comedy show middle ditch and Schwartz to a global audience. In a collection of three completely improvised net flicks comedy specials available. Starting April twenty first middle ditch and Schwartz. Welcome raw I'm good. I'm good. I really enjoyed this and I was honestly kind of surprised because you know. I've been to a lot of bad improv. And so often it just seems very self indulgent. I feel like I'm doing them a favor straining to politely laugh with you guys I gotta say the laughter was Real. Just when I'm starting to get jaded about Improv. Pulled me back from the brink. That's great that makes us very happy. You kinda get where I'm coming from though right you know so often. It seems like every performance is just trying to shoehorn their own thing into that scene. It's very rare that you get to guys like you who actually are in sync and reading each other and genuinely playing off of each other. I mean isn't that what Improv is supposed to be sure? I think there's I think there's plenty of Improv groups and shows that that elevated to a standard that you that you so desperately seek I think what's interesting about the EPA Improv. The mechanic of the community is that there is very little delineation maybe other than like the night that a particular show is on between an incredible. Group.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Kickass News

Kickass News

02:01 min | 9 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Kickass News

"Why is it? The comedy is just better in Pairs. Abbott and Costello Laurel and Hardy Reiner and Brooks Nichols and may key and Peele. And then there's my guest today middle ditch and Schwartz. Both of them have achieved fame in their own. Right Thomas Middle Ditch has Richard hendrix on. Hbo Silicon Valley and Ben Schwartz as John Rafael Sapper Steen on parks and REC. When they get together on stage something magical happens without so much as a script and outline or single stage direction. These masters of improvisation play off of each other so seamlessly both verbally and physically. And we've together a hilarious nuanced forty five minutes show completely out of thin air to see middle ditch and Schwartz do. Improv is the comedic equivalent of seeing Mohammed Ali. Fight Fred astaire dance or Pavarotti Sing and now everyone can watch them do their thing in a new three part comedy special middle ditch and Schwartz now streaming on net flicks and today Ben and Thomas. Join me on the podcast to talk about their Improv Training at Second City and Upright Citizens Brigade the fateful day they joined forces to become middle ditch and Schwartz and why they still get a kick out of trying to make each other crackup on stage. They reveal what it's like to make up a forty five minute play as they go along how they keep as many as twenty characters straight and even switch characters throughout a performance. And what happens when one of them ends the sketch but the other one just keeps going on then. We discuss. How podcasts. If kicked often improv boom what. It's like to go from performing in small venues to two thousand seat theaters. And the transition from doing a performance that exists entirely in the moment to recording them for all eternity for the new net flicks specials plus middle ditch and Schwartz talk about their obsession with Daniel Day. Lewis the night. They played Carnegie Hall..

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"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

01:35 min | 10 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Hey Hey that was short. That's keep 'em short by Italian Isis. New are what Sis Her I see the bad one Audit has fog still and bill. You have anything to plug here. The only thing I can think of as I'm We're a big fans of Improv. Okay so this is. This is some sort of a special. It's just going to be great. I believe it comes the day after. Today you're talking about net flicks middle distance for April two middle digit Schwartz three episodes trailer for one. But there's going to be throwing it shorter than the Irishman. Oh well yes of course shorter than the this three hours and forty five minutes shorter than the so. If you watch the Irishman you have no excuse. Three full different every time by each specialists totally different. Nothing has anything like the Irishman. Every minute of the Irishman is completely completely different at some at a certain point to be fair for forty five minutes in the Middle. They just repeated the first forty five minutes. Oh that's weird. I'm forty five and I'm never looking back okay. Well you're not looking forward to a great life I am my skin's back to a non read the more of a Pinkish Kinda go up a little. Bit still scarring. So let's close up the old plug baggage staw with a steel you play. The Metro Swat.

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"schwartz" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:01 min | 10 months ago

"schwartz" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

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"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

02:52 min | 1 year ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Aw That's unbelievable. Has It made you feel that so much. Karen attention has been put into this thing that so so for you and I who love music so much really kind of amazing that Michael can turn turn worn out to hear what he does he does it. Hopefully he can do it if he's not too busy with someone one man say there's also on Youtube. I one year that he does it tutorial on how he does it. Yeah so look those up. Because it's like intent it takes a lot. He talks about how it's like he has to figure out the meter and then he got the underlying chord. We're never or rarely on toon. I do an okay job. Refined he says we do okay. That's not he goes thankfully see they do an okay job at it. Hope that reserve video kept you take video of US doing ladies dance while singing. No okay too bad then that will live on in our memory. Only and audio Ben. I WanNa thank you so much Obviously the Solo Bowl is our great joy to not only myself personally but also the listeners. so thank you for making in time for it especially on the eve the precipice of this movie coming out. I know your schedule is is You've been flying cross country but who cares this is this is what it's all about this text message from you and I being like can we do it yet. I used to by the way. I don't know if it annoyed you. But anytime someone said Wednesday solo on twitter and say I would I would at human they would ask me about it for a year and two or to help those less one. Two years ago he was like two years ago so three years ago two and a half two and a half all right to nevertheless. Let's never make it that long again. You want to do the The number game again. Yes let's and there's no cheating I mean we have the ability to but we won't okay ready now listen to me. Let's do five. I really feel like I think we can do it. I really do weight. But don't cheat we want you. You can't say once you've said the number once you can say okay. This is called the number game copyright. Ben Schwartz Got Aquaman if you're gonNA play their home because I've got all right. Okay here we are ready and three two one two three two one forty anyone close three two one three six. We only have two more three two one one shit thirty two one five larger cheated leads. Eat It all right then thanks everyone. Thanks for listening and remember you shopping for a business like me. You'll find the supplies. You Need Zoro dot com that Z.. O. R. O.. Dot Com at at zero. You can get tools safety office. Items cleaning supplies and more in one stop and Zora has great brands like Stanley. Black and decker. prestone three the and and rubbermaid visit Zoro DOT COM. That's Z. O. R. O. DOT COM SLASH BANG BANG and sign up for Z mail to get fifteen percent off Zoro dot com. All you need to make your business..

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"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

02:27 min | 1 year ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Kind of sonic do you might even be parody of Asana guest at that part but when the plug team gets closed you've already remixed. I haven't heard the remix okay. Well remember what what we sang enjoyed. That was that was Gimme some plugs. By Andy mckinney. Thank somebody all right. Ben Plugged up. Everything's just comes out this Thursday so right now tonight right. Sonic the hedgehog comes out. I'm really proud of it. James Marsden Jim Carey Tika sumpter me. I put voices. Sonic the HEDGEHOG. I really think it's a fun movie. Check that out but then the week after. There's a movie with Billy Crystal. If you find me annoying this this year is going to be very annoying. Just go out of the country. Yeah standing up. That one won't get a lot of press so that that's a pretty big one needs a little extra low. No yeah you know. It's in like fights ten cities and stuff like that you can get on. It's me billy crystal and there's split up up the entire. US into just ten city. So that's smart right. That's a nice natural disasters then we'd be wiped out in a moment but that one's a big one. It's me and billy crystal. It's really sweet one. There's Markle it said it was billy's best performance ever done much in the brain. Really and he's he's got Some not some name movies. Movies is incredible Harley Quinn something about Mary and the other thing that's especially for people. Listen to this Thomas Tonight Schwartz for net flicks as is a series of specials is gonNA come out in the next couple of months. You come back for that whenever you in middle ditch combat episode together but so that'd be a big one out the offense those are those are the three jobs and you can look for everything Rejected jokes on twitter. My website and instagram. We'll have all the all right. I WANNA plug. You know. It's Valentine's Day tomorrow and so It's that time of year that I plug the Michael Jordan's big sexy Valentine's Day special which was especially made with Michael as well as the lonely island deny a produced in and AKIVA keven directed it. You have Andy Sandberg. My root off Sarah Silverman will forte. So many people are in it and check it out. It's seen it's very funny. It's on Netflix. A wonderful way to spend fifty minutes of your time this this valentines weekend end and of course you can always see the between two ferns movie all right so let us now here. The Michael Hart again renew wasted here closing up the up the plug bag theme and let's close up the plug bag when you own upload data.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

03:54 min | 1 year ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

11:15 min | 1 year ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"And I read it and it was very sweet wheat and I really appreciated it and then I looked at the postmark and he was in March and I said why did you just give me this. She said I was waiting for when you weren't busy and you can read it. I was like okay. I guess that's Nice all right so thank you so much Michael. Do you ever religion to episodes. Like heavy re listened to any of the syllables before we did this one yeah. I haven't really listened to him since we've done him. Oh just when you before you had like right before a handyman. Yeah right so. I haven't listened to every single episode of fulltime through. No not every single episode are boring. Yeah I did it all right six hundred and not looking to be home runs but one percent of them. We're we're going to be so logos all right. Scott you don't have to but if you're not gonNA stand up feel the need for Creed Bratton from the office. I feel the need. I feel the need for crees. Freeze you say that in sonic creed. Yeah I say I feel the need for creed. And then he comes up and goes. Hey Folks Hillary A- all right here we go emmy up a song. I'm your start with a song and then in You can jump in and Sing along with me or sing. The next song do can't wait. My brain is sharp right. Now it's all right here. We go ready breath. You dance now. Bank bad robot dance Dow and everybody dance Saying Yeah Yeah Rabbi Right back and back on the Mike Wreck my back my neck my back. There's a am I am on my back my crack and Doodoo there. You can't touch dude Steve Terry sexy. Hey Mommy Mommy Mommy Figaro armie a me and Mrs Mris Joe Johns Mrs Jones Mrs Jones. We gotta talk about that thing you do stay on you like an animal from the ends do do. Do WanNa fuck you log in Jabhat like sex and candy yeah is Zan who Japan in Shannon Oh dv Das- Direction Holy Dreamy and mother killed a man on this is now a mama that is being. ooh ooh Mama you do. It is a dumb the way you very way would uh. Don't you cry don't you cry cry Oh my pillow pain in my heart because by ooh Max Come on May two blue by on. The ballot is not bodies being in green and the flowers and entry is makes me wonder why I wonder why some wear that screen Um over the rainbow a members the rainbow. Why then Oh why I see myself when I'm with you know older satisfation and bill? John Hood is talking about my generation. Just because we did around it could close Dan Crash. My Neck my back Mabaso crack my neck Komo back my crack. My my neck magnetic magnet data's walkthrough concert halls and also coliseum flows intercept on stage at live aid people played and the poor guy pay. Hey what do you do. There's way in the shop all they all wanted to do the thing and then they go and take Dabbagh data a really woman down the street street got a it has good mercy. Oh Mama Mama Him got up. Zoo is now. He's the thing babe another but how your name is a label. Their pain the fate of so please on China Fei now back to the lecture at hand back to the luxury and now back to the Alexa at hand back to the lecture ad fatigue in do got it bad. So man eh. I'm bad Shimao near forty two pounds and tell me you're once again whose dad uh-huh Damn Bam down. Oh Diane separate for the details take name Love Babe you break Ma. Don't break my heart my ak break your heart art. Don't you my heart. I'm with you and we feel as you you know man does without you without shoo shoo. You know where though how she you know with One Bob He. He proved full. Who Shot Rings out shutting off a ban? Ah On your day you love how who the owner or aura wanted a lead. Ah On learning But up but I must bomba APO Bomba lumber baron diskette man Bomba free zone is squeaky Kerr's those and in the use of you make his Z.. Too loud on Bam Bam you love you love you wwl you love you love you love you love you love you. I love you view. Love to love you babe. Uh You Of I need I need I can do without the bounded.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

07:03 min | 1 year ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Synagogue in God now I said God okay we got it really wanted rally. What'd you say I'll wait? What's your way? Isn't that God. What are you talking about rabbi? Okay Rabbi and Galway the worst so far okay just get three three to one religion pray religion bacteria religion religion every three to one communion. Jesus okay three to body uh-huh Wafer and body. It's the same thing because the waiver is his body. We'll give it to you another way from by no. Let's finish waiver in body weight and body. Three two one okay. Easy for at least we're getting closer eight Christ we we've already done her. You're right yes three one one. Yeah we're so close high wine wine three to one read. What did you say come a Cup Cup right up in red? We've already said why a cup and red wine and blood cup comfortably. People listening to this so Sorry Cup in red store to the Olympic Song Challenge Cup Conrad three to one crow punch coke and fruit punch were so close three to one suicide when you mix all the stuff together. Cherry and suicide okay. I got one stop Cherry as suicide three to one chills choking and pills never going the head and pills here we go free. You have run for okay. Three to one zero cheese fish oil or the big pills that make you wallo show fish oil swallow and fish oil three one fishing fishing words hold up birds and fishing here. We go three two one Pelican in worm three two one eight fucking awesome. Lopo need to go to a break when we come back. We're going to do the Olympic Song Challenge if you thought that was exhausting. They come on back with more Zola. Bolo after if you're like me and you have limited amount of time during the day to spend on your hobbies and you. Everyone knows that my hobby is I purchase supplies for small to mid sized businesses. 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We have we co-signatories Solo okay. I wonder what seven. Oh because if we if we have one if we ever get there all right let me explain the concept of the Olympics Scott. We've done this six time as it. That's insane certain. How many hours ago six hundred episodes or so we've done this one percent of the time Shit but look I mean as episode one percent of something? I don't know when the first time I did it but it was. I think Susan in early on. I think when you're in the radio station the first year all right so let me. Let me explain the Olympics on challenge. So what a great before. We think you're great. I think you're great to what it is one of us will. We'll start a song singing a song and then the the other person will sing along with each other but then the other person has to launch into a different different song that is somewhat related to the previous on. Now it can be related either in a word in the previous song made you think of this song or it's it's the same word or it can be the same artist or it can even be somewhat musically related or something about the about trying to keep the beat Seco comes off of an old Improv. Actress has called spotlight where someone goes in the middle. you seeing him and someone tries tap out and make sure that you don't leave someone hang right and it's sort of the pitch perfect movie sorta do these impossibly well this is. This is where this is versus like these are the b sides but we have. We have done this in each of our Solo Bolos News and a gentleman by the by the name of Michael Hardin has put them to music has has scored them by the way before. Thank you very much. He doesn't increase the greatest. By the way Ma'am I am mentioned. Michael Hardin my sister. You Rubio letter and my assistant gave it to me the other day.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

08:43 min | 1 year ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Ben charges here with me and Ben I know so Look we can't have another solo where we discuss the ridler game and who with her game every time. What is it every time we talk about? What it is you created it and then you always forget what it I go riddle me this? It's really. Yeah it's really what do I do. It's base we're not gonNA play it just tell take we can't just won't play all right. It's a game. Where by the way do we have the theme song? Do we have the ridler whole theme song and you you never remember. Remember what they do with other people all the time and I always want to avoid this conversation. But it's the ridler a riddle me this ridler or riddle riddle me this right now here. We go riddle getting e this thank you so much for long and Ryan has founded. And he's going to play it right now here. We saw he got happy. He's here we go. You don't have we don't have thank you fucking real Israel but it won't sync the actual saying I was going to say let's play a different song because since game a different yeah. Let's play a different game. Because since our last Solo Bolo Control Quattro low I created game for another podcast Colo.. Hello can someone's fact checkers and it was really fun and this is a game care and I thought I really wanted to play with you. It's Okay I love to play that I did this at the I just said I am so boring. This is a game called pitch a sit song. I love it I love it I love. It's guy so here's is what it is. You still got a lot of what's happened David. You've been really Netflix. Since when you do Mister Show since nine hundred ninety five okay. So here's what it is. One of US says the title title of a Sitcom or TV show made up a real real TV show. I Love Dick got. I know where you're going to love it the other person. You don't know where I'm going. Oh passing the the other. No the other person had comes up with a title that we're every word is the opposite of the word in the previous title so give me an example now. Because you've lost me what's what's title. Perfect strangers imperfect relatives. Okay okay so every word is like the opposite of what what it is and then you have to. The person who does that title has to come in and pitch that as a show whenever that is as nothing new songs and but at the end also also has to say by the way there's a theme song and seeing a made up for it so intricate so long so who do you want to pitch I or who invented the game as it's probably better for you to I can pitch I if you like. Yeah that makes sense. Give give me a a real shows title. Okay so I'm going to start here. Just give me a re a real. TV shows real team. And I'm going to try to lend it so it could be easy to do the opposite. Yeah or whatever. Yeah okay so I have. I of the family matters okay now from now on. I'm playing the executive. Now you're the executive pay. How are you Scott loved to see you? Hey thanks so much for salmon very excited to pitch it to hearsay. I've heard that you lost it since mister show. Can you wait though because I'm not ready right now if that's We only have like one minute. Sure you only have one move pitcher. What are we got? This is like twenty minutes here lately. Man It's now your fifty seconds. Okay this show called Strangers anti-matter sorry strangers anti-matter that's off. That's off of off of leftovers. Emily Matters Okay. What's the opposite of family strangers strangers? Strangers anti-matter I'd love to hear what's it about okay. Basically this is raiders anti a group of scientists but they're all on seven different continents. They've never met each other. Wow Okay so there's one on America South America Africa attention the rest the rest and Including Antarctica. The wow I love and here's one. It's yeah it's getting hotter and hotter because global warming. You believe in global warming right we have to. The world is flat but I believe global warming. Okay interesting so these scientists. They've never met each other and they're all studying anti-matter which of course is the absence of matter no matter it's a black hole if you will and there's an anti matter cloud coming to towards earth like Armageddon. You have my attention. It's going to swallow up everything all of existence and nothing is going to exist anymore. So what are these strangers do these strangers. They have to figure out how to travel through space to blast the anti-matter cloud with a matter cloud and they've never met each other and guess what they don't get the fuck along. So it's armageddon the Armageddon. Can I hear the themes here. We go one a two three stranger. They've never a strange you go out in space. They're not get fatter because there's nothing to eat it strangers anti-matter it's Armageddon Erin. But we talk about. You're GONNA buy incredible. Incredible theme song series offer is kind of based on starch. What's GONNA be? What's The yes a series of a whole series? You have to pitch a series. Yeah that's the one we'll give you two seasons. Oh yes those great by the way that I mean. Did you prepare no. Of course I didn't prepare you How would we what if we'd scripted this whole thing before we got here? Because you want these syllables have been tightly scripted. I would love to thank you for allowing me to be in the room. I want you a show. Can you mean the words Law and Order Special Victims Unit men law an order okay. So he's in Ben Please. Hey how are you. Hey how are you so nice to meet you I I saw sonic the other the day. Oh what do you think I was so into it and I was like we gotta get whoever. Did this voice in here to pitch show because I really want to make sure that This is incredible because of me. Doing this isn't me doing voiceover. This is this do a little bit of voice over right like is your characters ever back his turns you'll do some eighty are. You're not you don't have a thing in your contract where you won't do eighty. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah of course when you go to do you ever say one for a booth. What do you mean I don't know if Picciotto Yeah I would love for you to pitch a show? What's it called? It's called anarchy and disorder normal healthy person and disorder. Normal healthy person. All right look. It's an intriguing title. I got the anarchy and disorder. Normal healthy person normal healthy I okay. So the whole idea is that we earth cut to Ooh love her. Modern Day favorite While you're gonNA love if ever cutting from cut to assist cut through this exact pitch is going to be in the show and then we cut earth a Bagel arth. Okay and what you have right now is. The world is a vampire. Oh okay that sounds like poetry and things are going crazy it is anarchy. The world is in disorder. Everything is going crazy. It's almost like a Zombie apocalypse. People don't know what's going on is it. They're like zombies. Meets the purge is exactly then well. It's exactly that and then there's only one person that can save it and it's one guy and his dog right okay. One Guy One guy and his dog and there's anarchy okay total anarchy but it sounds a little like I am alleged. Let me finish point guys played by Will Smith. Well all right. Let me finish. The dogs play by Smith. Okay so the gem I man but he's playing a dog for one of his carries right. He's he's the voice of the dog and he's also himself okay okay and he gets there and everybody's like well we're going to special person to do this and they go all we got this frigging normal healthy normal i. They need a whole special unit. They go no we have this. We have normal healthy guy. Yeah and that's that's kind of it and let me what happens. 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"schwartz" Discussed on If I Were You

If I Were You

06:32 min | 1 year ago

"schwartz" Discussed on If I Were You

"Rabbi. To lead it seen from punk to nine hundred ninety nine. Yeah, it could be both. I guess the foreskin that wasn't cut in. It's just very short my sumptious. Correct. Short skin short. That's nice. I half a half a half. See that also could explain why the it's like it's a to skin. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you guys. To kids. It's like, don't be afraid to stand up. Don't be afraid to stand up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I never cue. Thank you. Two two. I never sorry, sorry. I've never interrupted a chant. Sorry, actually, I want to. I've never let him let him talk. You're right. You're right. But let them talk. Jake's never done this before. But I'd like to award, you the golden Mike. Not is. Tell them that have been Schwartz. Second golden Thank cue. you. Thank you very much. So anyway when I thought of the idea for two skinned. I had it four skin is like a normal thing I had I had the idea for to skin. Oh, anyway, I really appreciate you guys is here. Up. Legendary Joe, legendary, I absolutely savage. I had a savage was totally. So if you want to doubt about it. Hell, I will sometime in the show fell backwards. And I had to skin oh my God. There's a thousand dollar gift certificate on the bottom of this awesome. How many of these you have let's split it? I don't have any Jay do I have three hundred and eighty six. Thank you. That was entirely for the two skin or any other bits. No by that. My skin, Joe crushed also. So that's what I'm saying. Ask your parents Jake Thomas a quick. A quick was, I was I circumcise would really key might have been circumcised as a kid or something. And then, like outgrew foreskin. You know why the parents don't necessarily know wait. No. The baby penis that had a normal sized for skin. But now he's an adult man with the baby foreskin. Oh, that's cool. They say ears in four Skains. Don't grow. You think it's also conversely, eating it's also possible that he was circumcised and half of it grew back as protest. It's kind of like a to skin shut up, dude. That's. Joke the joke thief. You're not eighty on the audience is right? That's. You. Joke. You just one yourself attorney. You guys wanna hear him. Okay. So this guy kind of has a small four skin. Right. Ben Schwartz thinking it's more like. Thank you. Thank you. Hey you shit. He tried to take. Thank you. Thank you, whoever gave it to thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you. Does that was anybody? That was anybody's award tonight, benthic at home for the. Two for me. How many of you Jake eighty six money for Amir? He has not won one yet, but it is, there's always next episode. There's always next episode to have it. Cool. All right next question. Yeah. I have a fucking ear infection from the fall. Related. You're hearing you had that already man, I didn't I fell on a fucking Caterpillar. I sorta got. My, my teeth feel thaw, I fucking weird, dude. I'm theory. Another affliction. You've had earlier. Did you have any like bad fit when you fell down them? Not feel pretty good. Actually. It's crazy. Thomas actually looks even better than you. Did. Your, your looks realigned, thanks. Yeah. Postures amazing. Thanks. Pretty tight feel pretty good. So pretty. Things that the fuck up dude. Get question. What's up time? What's the letter do some? Email. This was actually snail to us tons, read the scroll, it's the tablet. We need a British man's name from Lyster Lyster square. Mandra would. Manda Royd man, George oh man. Like boy towards Manzoor mentor. Thank you. And George from Lyster rights. Where is Lyster in England north to the south. Okay. What is it next to right? I know. Okay. Cut X about two years ago. Thomas is amazing impression accents. Frill. Done. So maybe what have we done? Maybe five hundred shows together to probably closer to mill. You are so good. I'm terrible that you're always.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

04:46 min | 2 years ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"With cohost destin body thanks stick around tau hey town he's welcomed another episode of dumb people relation you population schwartz then schwartz you are with us today thank you for joining us in the town thank you so much so lovely to be in this town is lovely town you guys love stick around you'll start to feel okay of course talking with you before we even got on the air saying you know we do believe the world is getting dumber or dom is fighting smart and just beating it with dumb strength yeah smart as a bunny and petting it too hard heading the money on the outside so we know that happening there's only one way to to sort of fight back against that and that is through comedy dan gets these amazing welcome back everybody from the fourth of july hope everybody had a nice big break where'd you guys doing this big break i had a kidney stone hey puke so hard that i popped blood vessels abroad your is lebron the x men it's fantastic hobby popped a vessel one eye and then he invited draymond green to poke him yeah i did pee it out how painful way more painful before it was coming out it was up in might win for my back this is a story the story this story this would be a story of j then realized he had like twenty seven worms growing in his now is just hanging farm no but i did have grayson allen trip me right before is very cool big week three celebrities damn erica crazy no i didn't do anything crazy remember what i did i feel like i really didn't do much at all all right well you're here i did the standard celebration stretching since the fourth for this so we're reading jan gets great stories sent to us by our lovely towns all over the waiting to get into let's get into story silly here we go minutes in let's get into it this was sent him by tim e at timothy i underscore limited and i don't understand but i kinda love also say that you guys revved you read it i read this story this is from tim team email tim e had jima then we gotta give credit iwo e underscore lt is limited maybe works at the limited stop limited limited was an old story close i hate that we spend time on those go police you ask the question lavonia man yes michigan michigan that's an affluent lavonia auber inbetween and arbor on farmington hills novi for six has this been hit before this time it hit before we dump stories drafts from florida and from oregon so it's actually a nice pleasant lavonia man has police say lavonia man admitted to torching a sport utility vehicle one night last month because in his words quote it was way too loud he had had enough of that suv that you know what you get pushed in life you know you get pushed in life and you say to yourself a my i can't i saw like thomson girl posted something on his instagram feet about two dudes in an airport and one of them looked like pacman jones and they one guy was given the other guy so much ages was pushing him and pushing him pushing and the other guy someone's phillies holding they got it like they got in a real fight you saw the moment where it's switch and you're like okay this person was pushed too far if the guy would have just pulled back a little bit so the hole was this guy mad at an suv or else so what does it this is what i fear is going to happen every anytime someone would you rather have me i'm always like have a series of follow questions before you ask your question so this for this is it like is it when the car was in motion it's got like a also did he did he take it out when someone was in it you don't have these anti and he thought it was loud as like it was yelling at him like if you're telling a car to shut up the car going to tell me i'm not a good father like that now you're in the whole situation this house like foxworthy.

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"schwartz" Discussed on Ross Tucker Football Podcast

Ross Tucker Football Podcast

03:59 min | 2 years ago

"schwartz" Discussed on Ross Tucker Football Podcast

"Chance to work with him on sirius xm nfl radio i'm talking about the great jeff schwartz g e o f f s c h w a rtz on twitter jeff thanks for coming on the show again i appreciate it's been a while it has been a while i'm glad to be here and yes i keep myself busy just like just like you do we just pick up like jobs can just random stuff that pops in our life and we just do it it's fantastic yeah i mean it's really not that complicated hey do you want to get this money to talk about football in this way or sports is yeah yeah i do thank you for asking yes i will do that actually how exactly how it works hey so here's my question i first and foremost where do you stand on the j e f f versus g e o f f debate i mean obviously you're gao f f where's that even from all right so in judaism you name your children after the first letter of the deceased relatives so my my grandfather on my mom's side i'd passed away before i was bored his first name was gerald so gerald g so that's why i'm jeff with g my brothers mitchell that's after my mother's sister who passed away before my brother was born as well so that's the way it works that's how jeff g became thing for me was so shocking to me though there's like people still call me g off i don't i just don't get a figure twenty eighteen now jeff what the g would be a thing but look toys r us out of business now geoffrey the giraffe is gone like maybe people just don't just don't know the jeff with jesus yeah i mean there's there's a lot of jeff with geez out there but it's not necessarily just judaism thing i mean a lot of people that are jeff g are not jewish right no i'm saying how you ask me how i that's how i got my name jesus says because because of that no i don't know the reason why people still tommy g off i deal with them if i get like two or three times a month and know especially when you make appointment somewhere and you tell them jeff for the g or they write it down and then when you show up g off shorts here is you know as joffrey or gio for whatever i don't even know how they is what is man something somebody i live with i never really had that conversation before with a guy whose name it so i'm glad we we had it there's a there's a bunch of cool topics i wanna get into with you but i really wanted to talk a lot about rpo's because it seems like that is one of the really popular topics this off season and going into the nfl i know you talk a lot about it you're pretty knowledgeable about it on a couple of different levels one obviously you know your brother plays for the chiefs you watch them a lot and the chiefs probably do more than any other team out there and also i mean correct me if i'm wrong jeff but rpo's have kind of been around some people give rich ride credit for some people give chip kelly credit for it but you were doing were you doing or appeals when you were oregon in college or no yeah i was i was their chips chips i years my senior but here's the thing though is is we now come up with this term rpm you know this it's it's been around forever and nfl it hasn't gimmick called rpo but you know we're running outside zone right and there's pressure from the front side of outside zone i mean quarterback raises up those swing on the backside right we see that all the time in the nfl that's the run pass option it is it's just not called opio and and it's not designing a way to kind of maybe take advantage.

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