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"schulz" Discussed on Good For You
"With your friends. MM-HMM I can't believe you don't like what was the word. Bobby Harry. Head is a weird word through hat is just then. We're no I looked at it. I look at my screen to make sure that you know I'm so paranoid about you. Know when people get that white lion around their lips. I'm so paranoid I have it so I went to look in and then it started. Started talking to you Arcade so that I feel like guys many times have like Super Cathartic experiences by watching movies like Rudy. I I've watched guys watch rudy. And they have to get up and leave the room and they don't come back for like four hours. I'm like you've never watched rudy with really okay. Ever that's for me. The now that Youtube exists. Yeah I'll just watch the compilation of the ten saddest parts of movies and I'll just get it out. I like getting it out like cleanse. Release fee very sensitive right. Yeah are you of course you can do this. If you're not sense how you feel you have to feel like what's happening in the world what people care about you have to feel. What's what's going on? EMPATHIC you have to. I'm there. I don't allow it to affect me comes in. Yeah and that doesn't affect right. I try try not to so I have to feel everything anything that's going on. Yeah yeah so I can be writing and thinking and being creative about the things that they need to hear about. They don't even realize you know what I'm saying. You know it's wild. I got into ice. Mike Ice yes. You have to be empathic you really have to let it out. That's right yeah yeah. You're you're conductor your heart on March you fucking kill emerge. I love your done. It really did a drop this crazy. Thank you see comics. Is this the one that I saw the fashioned ones. Yeah the three day drop but we like a six month like random like marketing. We didn't even plan on it being marketing. We're having fun with these fashion videos. We're just trying to find a way to like put. I love this shirt. The fashion shirt. y'All gets done Benton you on anything. I want to know where you heard that song you started using. So we're in a AIRBNB. Hey it's tom like we would. I'll tell you so we're in a AIRBNB right. Yeah and For like a month in a row we just randomly only got black AIRBNB. BNB's So we are calling them our in bs and it was just randomly. A black families like Margaret. He's doing this on purpose. Uh and We're in there. We have these shirts and I'm like do we have to find a way to like let people know the shirts or there but also just have fun like everything should be fun. Yes right like comedians. It's gotTa be fun to go back to being fucking silly silly. It's fun so I go this what we're GONNA GONNA do Marquette up a a runway song like one of these techno songs and Alex and I are going to put on the shirts and we're going to do a runway and then pose you can see the first one. Yeah and and then just go and he just randomly picked you pick one song and we're like not that's not it and and the second song is this one now it's by this. This person named Naomi smalls right. And she's one of the drag Queens from Oprah's not Oprah's wasn't Newport Pau Rupaul. Aguero so hello and she's one of the drag queens from Ru Paul's Drag Race Matt which I've later learned learned about well. This shows fascinating. Oh drag race is the best but I was asking one of my friends about this Matteo. Laney's a calm and I can you explain why this show is so is so good. Explain explain to me. I haven't even seen it. He goes you know what it is. It's one of the first shows that wasn't made that it's trying to explain gay people to stray people. It literally just made for us yet. It's got all of our slang all of the things that we talk about and it's so nice to see a show we're not we're not like dressing someone straight Jaja fixing us how we're useful. We could be in your own. Yes we we. We did the song we're playing on every single one and people love the song. Yeah if you go to if you go to smells youtube page the comments are Schultz. Brought me here. Aw I reach turned. DM Doesn't respond. I Have Matteo talking about. She's aware of a dozen respond. I'm getting ghosted by Naomi's nail me we just want. I want you to be part of it. Fashion video with us. It would be legendary. Well she won't she hit me back. She's busy nothing did not do the email. I guess I got an email. I don't know this one. The email feature I bet we can get a response. You probably maybe not me. Ah I just wanted to be one. I think it'd be really cool like come do Well we did hear like you know whatever way we were on the same city what do I say. He's a drag queen here. She can say either whenever I. Yeah okay I hear everybody. She coach I go along. If you call everybody Ben figure on 'cause he says y'all to somebody why do they call Why they call all people to South so bigoted? It's like y'all is the most inclusive term. So funny I liked the idea of the people. Identify their gender on the bottom. The email like he him. y'All can't do that in their email. all right. We're not going to PISS. I know I gotta go. Tell me everything we need to know. Oh just Graham and it's I what is it. The Andrew Schultz is. You're reading the Andrew Schultz websites the Industrial Keller. He's Keller goes. Just go go check on my Youtube Youtube Dangerous Schultz stand up and If you like it watched on if you don't that's cool to argue about animals off him.
"schulz" Discussed on Good For You
"Can you stop eating. It'd be easy just to stop We only cite up here. I don't think she was even fat. I think it was eight. Here's a Hick Nicole Ryan. Here's my thought about. Here's my thought about. I just was like do. I don't think it was because you were talking about the I think it's just like a familiar territory. I think she it was just writing like fast forward. Can we just fast for. We've seen this just tap out if people don't realize what is the opposite of love not hate it's apathy uh-huh right that's comedian came on the most of what do we hate the most close right. It's not a crowd booing doing. I'm eliciting reaction. Yeah yeah if I have a reaction yes negative. Now all you do is tweet. The Joe worsening is nothing. The worst thing is nothing so when you go. Can you have on second if someone does that too. Menial close it's the love and the right there right there. Yeah and if you just give me yeah key. An intense reaction can be alchemist into comedies. Are Right away. His hair tension released care a man. I made you care. Yeah if someone just doesn't give a shit there's nothing you can do. I will abandon the joke. People think that we're like these fucking Crusaders. Yeah we will not tell unfunny jokes. That's good comic. They're not gonNA keep telling unfunny Kony Joe on you if you're going to try to work at work at working and it's not there you okay. That's Yeah Whoa. This is not fucking social justice right. We're not fucking taking a knee and I think bats what's really important. It's a lot of people to understand why you're seeing a comedian. Maybe not a theater near the actually. I work out initiative theaters like you might see a comedian doing an iteration of a joke where it's embryonic stages it's not done yet. You're seeing good. You should be so lucky to see. Sort of you know undercooked joke. Click Comedians in the gym. Working it out. Maybe that's why those those people are so pro-abortion to they're like yeah. It's eight months but get rid of it. We believe in late term. Cancel jokes like the hair on its head because you want me to get rid of it. Benton eight his twin in the womb is that right you did well. Oh you don't. Do you have any dreams about that. You do labral find out how delicious twist can you find out you got food poisoning from your twin. You care so much about animals and this guy is kill the Hugh I know baby. Yeah Baby I wouldn't have liked it. Yeah I think it was. Yeah you didn't WANNA share space. I like your vacation answer When did you plus cry? You can skip this if you want. I don't mind I like talking about crying. Crying is important healthy I cry at movies. Oh Yeah Yeah I find that guys do dated a guy that you know that cried during uh the movie fences and the funny thing to me about guys and they cry movies like the dams cams break for like all the crying. They aren't allowed to cry. Because it's not socially acceptable for men and there's like sobbing like field of dreams. Guys cry for two days after the titans middle seat on a plane. I it's not cried middle middle seat now and again looking over your shoulder shaking. I've cried I I wear hoodies. Important part of that wear hoodies on planes. In in case I'm going to watch a movie. I can hide I flying back from Hong Kong. My my buddy recommended this movie Alex Media. He does all the video stuff he recommended. Movie called Five Feet. So what was the name of the movie mark five feet apart and it's like You know those people people who got like coffin something wrong with their long. What is it called whooping cough whooping? No what is it. Oh no no no cystic fibrosis okay. Right that's roses movie. Yeah isn't that in your lungs or something I think yes. They're contagious so I guess you can only call five feet. They basically have to be five feet away. But it's a love story and all this thing like he he has one that really kills you and she falls into a lake and he pulls her out to do CPR and he was like Oh my God but also he can't do CPR orcas. It can't take debretts gives his last breath and I'm fucking weeping coming back. I'm from Hong Kong. Not The most emotional people that China are no no no and I am weeping weeping. Movie Awful Movie. It's not even that good a movie feet five feet apart. Although here's what I will say this is how screwed up our businesses. I know you are interested in stuff like this and we were talking about movies earlier. This has screwed up the movie businesses when I Made Independent movie which Andrew was in and Stall enough. I had a good time so good. You let me do anything. You're my favorite No directing has been good since I like my thing is hire the best person and then leave them alone. Let Them Go. That's my thing. Don't hire the best person then. Micromanage them into second. Yeah that's what every every time I get to do something I get there. I'm like do you even want me with support. The hard part for which is higher hiring the hardest part and then leave him alone. Let them establish chemistry chemistry like you and Blake Griffin. Had such amazing chemistry. Like getting dude getting involved at all would have just made things worse you know. I think that we can go on a on a bed anyway. So why don't you make you make a tiny movie you know like you're like okay. This is you know you want people to see it. You want to be a big deal. Whatever I remember getting a call that was from the producers said Oh my God we have the best news ever for the movie and I'm like like film felt like spirit awards or Sundance. What is it we just got? I bought by planes. Like what is it that like dude. I know this is how movies get the most ally scene gene. Yeah Do Delta bought your movie was Delta. For six months people have no choice. Which watch it in a fucking coffin? It's so hard to get on planes because you have to check. So how many boxes like you have to hit a couple quadrants. You have to be brought appealing. You have to be funny. You can't be too offensive like it's really hard to get on planes. So many people would screen shot any case the most most exposure. Yeah yeah like I mean better than I so I was like advertising rates like you see the movie on the plane and watch it. You're like what is that movie and you're watching it alone so you don't have any time for someone to go fuck this like you're just kind of doing and it's such an intimate thing movie. Yeah so it's like that was sort of love a plane the plane movie also when we watch five feet apart is mark. Alex and we all sinked are start playing together so that we could all cry in unison. The someone did we did do it so we would sink it so we all right in unison. The only one was that on purpose. I sometimes wonder phone heckling. uh-huh sorry you fucking Pussy. Please talk low crying with your friends. MM-HMM I can't believe you don't like what was the word. Bobby.
"schulz" Discussed on Good For You
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"schulz" Discussed on Good For You
"Is your phone face. I do that my 'cause you can't you can't control your past. You can't like if I get a text but and it's not anything thing that I was connected to in any yes way shape or form and this Texas popped up and now we gotTA. Who's this let me say who that is? Yeah do you want me say what's about. Why just just keeping my heart started beating? This is my least favourite. This is the exact thing why historically haven't gotten out of relationships because I don't WanNa get into a new one because of at this exact moment what were you hitting your stomach when attacks comes up and it's like who is that you really want me to tell you your heart takes a shit in your chest right and you're just like you're embarrassed to ask but you know it you have this primal instinct WanNa stuff and I think that guy's fucked when when I was your you correct when I but I think that when there's a lack of communication of when you go pay if I I would now as an adult like like hey could you like unfold. Certain people are. Could you like whatever your I think I think if it's something that's still open ended thing I'd have to go like are there any doors still open and things like that is it. There's certain things there's a couple of dating when we met. Could you either let them know or block them or I. I just want to get into situations. You know what I mean and I think I think that uncomfortable conversation which I think it'd be really bonding and really healthy can then prevent the like. WHO's you I? You know I would say tiffany. I'm sorry but I think that that's a I think that's an important conversation. Have before you get into the ruin the fucking expensive Sushi. She night with one text. Yes the worst. Yes because we if someone if a if a woman doesn't careful doesn't open a door of you know how like people like You Know I. They'll take our guns in the take our wives you know like I think that I think sometimes we think okay. I'm on files and people in the next week. She can be like well. Why do you even need to go to the grocery store we can get it delivered right now? I'm just he was in the grocery store. NFC's island with my girlfriend right. Can I some food. It's ready with a fucking under bike. Routes just looks like one of those Bamyan pigs yeah. I think you'll know if she's being unreasonable. And if C that's the fear we have right. That's a red flag on her. And I I give an inch taken. They'll take a mile. That's how you built your built to give an inch and take mine. I would imagine me. Opportunistic is something that EPA genetically we had add to inherit. It's opportunistic woman. Yeah that's what you do maybe. Yeah Oh holding hands now. Does that mean we're something else that I I don't see that told me on. Follow people some people do think there is a thing. If you're if there's I think this is important lineage and I think if you're following someone that you were dating when we met if you don't let them know that you're now in a committed relationship you're leaving you gotta if they reach out to you you just got to say. Oh Yeah because here's my thing. My biggest fear in life is I bet you know coyotes biggest fear whether this is healthier. Not I'm just GonNa admit what it is. I'm not proud of this. My biggest fear is embarrassment and my thing is embarrassed me so if people know where together gather in someone you were dating is commenting miss you. That's embarrassing to me. Well they can always comments. You can't control what other people do. That's right that's right. That's not. What if they feel like the door is still so open and they don't know that you're in a committed relationship? Yes it won't necessarily deter them closer heaters if they're going to be district some of them if they're going to be disrespectful and not honor the boundary. I can't confirm if you say I set the boundary. She didn't listen. Okay that's my. I have to deal with that. But if you didn't set the boundary in the first place how would have known that's fair and now I'm embarrassed. Embarrassed I feel embarrassed and that is for whatever reason my biggest fear. Yeah I think it. I think that's a pretty normal fear I think most people just don't want to be embarrassed like obviously obviously cheating is is messed up like I was at I was doing some poor party corporate fucking Shit and This the guy. CEO's was wife was like. I don't care what I don't know doesn't hurt me. She says she was loud and Boisterous. Like funny. Like almost cartoonish like blonde lady. Florida and and Yeah you have common and I was like. I wonder if she's happier. I wonder if in a way she's controlling She's saying don't embarrass me I'm giving you a long lesion motherfucker. Don't bring it back home. Don't give it intake a mile boom boom now guys we do it Bright right there is something to that. I think that most yeah. I don't know a guy like did shit. Well if you don't tell me how would I know I know someone who has the philosophy that I actually kind of appreciated she goes if you cheat on me in the next ten years like they just got married like thirty. If you cheat on me in the next ten years you'll break my heart in my life and after that don't tell me because I wanted t you alive until you get cancer. Just don't tell me because then you have to live with it every night. A friend of mine. Can you say Jane Shoe Comic. She's like a really smart like podcast. Journalists okay okay. Yeah yeah this is interesting it's hilarious. She thinks he'll eat US alive. We'll just say durable like we're going to cheat. Mock look it get my Dick Son. Capacity for empathy and compunction in the first place. If you're the type of person who's capable of feeling guilt I do know a lot of people look shocking. It is to get over. We've heard this many times. I say like like marriage was invented. When the life expectancy was thirty years old? I know a lot of people. Now who have been married ten fifteen years. Here's now that's an accomplishment. I agree if you get married. Yeah and you make it twenty years and your kids are out of the house and you guys realize it's not for you anymore. Not a failure fucking looking dapper by the way that's eighty years more than most marriages already. MVP percent already in the top one percents. We've been married twenty years and have kids. I just didn't know accomplish your fucking Michael Jordan marriages she. I think we're in this like perfectionist thing and it's also like a religious thing as well but You know I I think where we perceive the ending of a relationship as a failure. It's stupid if you've made it that far. Yeah if you game good game and you can be friendly on. You can enjoy clear. Clearly there is mutual love there. You mean as long as you respect the kids when people start dividing the kids. It's five actually gonNa tell you something. This is not ah obviously no one's GonNa get divorced because something is Santa podcast but I used to date someone who Had A kid His ex so his ex was like the slur brilliant Meditation Adaptation Teacher. Her new husband You know taught the kids Spanish and then I was like he had four awesome parents. That all had different. So when you get a divorce and handle it like adults that kid now has four awesome people like the if you can handle it. How's The kid mature? Leagues are awesome. Awesome like awesome. Yeah that's the the key. Why don't they say like the greatest advantage kid can have is not being white or Asian or anything like that? It's two parents in a household like that's the thing that that's the thing that basically basically covers all grounds to be parents. I was raised by my aunt's half the time like it's just unbelievable now. Any kind of authority figure who held its two parents Let me ask you something. I think what I want. More red flags because a lot of people want to know about red flags. I think there's a lot of women out there myself included who for longtime only got relationship advice from their girlfriends and and I love my girlfriends. They don't always give good. If I listen to women about relationship ever make a lot of they don't WanNa hurt your feelings if I hear her. Don't do it if I hear girl another girl the advice. Maybe I just think he might like you too much and he scared. I think he's scared. We're we're really like obvious about how we feel and you just judge our behavior and usually that's it you will know if like you're not there's value always no matter how insecure you own. There's not a question. Yep Okay if you're not feeling it in the beginning later on you get comfortable all in like you get busy and you might not talk for a day or something as you just feel shitty. Hopefully there's a foundation there that you can rely on then it's on you'd have faith exactly and it's and you know on you to just trust what's going to happen but if you don't feel like he likes you in the beginning it's because he doesn't like you also if you WanNa busy doing Utah. Utah girls this. How many how like every ten years? We just need to go. He's not that into you different way. And then you forget it and then other version. And then Steve Harvey's like this is how you you gotTa do it. Because he's not that any way of telling girls he's not that in you I think it's because there's some eagle with women and then there's arrogance there was a girl well at the show At the store the other night and she came to me afterwards and She goes She was like this dislike hot Russian Xinyi girl and she comes up to me afterwards. And we're just Kinda like taking pictures. She's like Do you handle your instagram. You handle instagram Graham account and as I guess you have like a season pendle in your house. You know why she was. Oh because idea mu how could you you like she. Audience wouldn't Lee understand why I mean like a man I mean you have a girl but I mean I just didn't want world it was it was completely gay. That's my favorite all my girlfriends and if a guy's not okay we have to do it. I'm sorry I was going to be gay. I gotTA do. This guy rejected go friends. All the goes by he you know he might just be gay. Lake Lake toll it just if a guy to be with. You doesn't mean you know but I think that's a way to self preservation instinct away receive our egos you know but I do think get so much attention. That's why the game works. Remember when that that game was around some of the game rows yes that works so I think the whole point was insult hot girls. Because they're never used to being insulted reject cockerels because they never get rejected. And that's the way to get them yet. But you know what I hated about that Gee I thought the book was fascinating. And it's just like shows like another reason. Why nerds her fucking ruining everything? Living in revenge of the nerds that's correct like the nerds ruined talking to girls ruined democracy Bloomberg Bloomberg's birgit ruined talking growth. You have to like her girls feeling the nerds shoot up the schools right. It's it's all nerds jocks schools. Right it hurts shoot up schools and there was another thing own nerds or cancelling people for. Yeah now if there are ruining the streets with the freaking lime scooters this happened I live in New York. That's why nuts. Er visits have gone up..
"schulz" Discussed on Good For You
"Ten you're from the south but That is that is really fascinating. I think for me. I have a really hard time telling the difference between compromising and deluding myself of like but you need to compromise. Relationships take work of when relationships take work philosophy hits up against martyring yourself and being delusional like I have a hard time telling the between those two things. I've hard time between going. I'm like well you're kind of a judgy bitch and having high standards you know like Wendy. Lower your standards. That's something I've always struggled with. Yeah yeah I mean because it's always was like well you know. Oh I'm just being judgmental like I will blame myself for every possible situation because I think when you have been in therapy for a long time. That is the one sort of I mean for me drawback maybe other the people don't struggle with that but I'll just go like. Oh well this thing. I do judgmental. So he's fine. I'm just being super judgmental. You know because I'm so aware of sort of the way. My brain is wired. I'll be like what I'm just being a perfectionist perfectionist. You know I'm just sabotaging myself. Oh that's just my intimacy issues. Because they just don't take that guy. How often how often would you date? Like how many guys would you a month. I didn't didn't date a lot. You're around I was. I was dating when I was like on dating APP. I date a lot of guys. I can't keep track of things I mean. I'm battle data. Logistic don't believe. I don't believe in boulder testing. I really don't know bouncing like would you go out in like three dates a month with two dates a month. That's about right. It like so think about dating like we would think about stand up like imagine we're trying to make a special there was going to be the rest of our life and we were practicing to practice. Practice just increases the amount of people that you can hang out with like like there's certain people that you you just get along with can hang out you don't have to record a podcast can be in the other room just talking. Yeah we can have fun. We just get along pretty easy to get along. We really do get along. Ah I say crazy shit every once in a while you like you have to stop talking like that. You say something and after that that I don't listen to and of course it's great. I one of my favorite people like you but we get along. I know but there's a cup like to me like all. My friends are male commerce commerce for the most part and I think a lot of it is because I feel like comics can disagree without getting sensitive or taking it personally. 'cause we always know what the thought exercise like we're just screwing around like I don't really like we love each other than you need. It's sparring is what it is well interesting because I always thought for the longest time in relationship I beg. I'm bored I'm bored. It's like well all your friends are male comics. You hang out with statistically the most interesting people male female comics to don't do that comment section I Shan't All my friends are performers and entertainers owners. Like how can I expect someone who's not I don't WanNa date them in the business. But if I do date someone on the business they don't eat entertain you. I think they need to be entertained by you. Yeah her an entertainer. Yeah you you know like I mean as I've gotten to know my girlfriend more and more. I think I've found these things about her that I find funny so interested in like invested vested in her life so things matter right but in the beginning it was really nice to have someone I wanted to share with. Yeah and I know that sounds weird as a comic. But I don't really WANNA share Sharon everybody because I feel like maybe on some level I'll I'll be judged for my opinion or my opinion might be nuance in a way that you might not respect. That's where you might just not understanding standing so when I found someone that I found myself organically wanting to share with. Yeah really just wanting to share right right right I was like Ooh. Maybe this is something cool and I didn't. I didn't trying to make a big deal. It was pretty cool. I once I think to me one starts something starts feeling like an obligation. It's over but but here's what I'll say instead of me going like you. I know this I I go on. This is relationships. Take Work and I'll just stay in things too long because I'll just spoke well you're so used to consonant drennan leaving the animals. That's what you're doing that's it isn't it but why but it's ego to. There's a little bit of ego in it because I equate the ending of relationships with the vulnerability and fear of starting a new one. And I just go. It's probably less scary to stay in this than to start something new because you're afraid of having to meet does feel like the new the the only options I have. Well then I have to start over then I have to just like delete the whole page right so to me. It's like that is what I weighed up against. But those really aren't the only two options in my brain it gets very binary in black and white where it's like where a lot of people because people Senate relationship advice questions for us. One of the main ones was like I'm thirty. Seven is a better better for me to just stay in this thing. That's kind of okay then starting from scratch and by the time I really meet someone. It'll be two years. I'll be thirty nine. You know it's like it's I think. Women are constantly weighing that math. Why do you think that people are so drawn to you? What do you mean just like you start this podcast out of nowhere blows the fuck up Shack Jack? Start a podcast. Nobody cared to let me. There are a lot of a lot of people who are famous star podcasts. Right but people alert drawn to you. So what do you think it is about that where that come. I'm just curious. Tell me you know way more objective take on and then I do. I might be viewed obviously thought about this. It's like I don't know I feel like I love that you're like why do people like you. I like like this hard for me to fathom that someone want to listen to you. Talk no no no no no no. I'm joking no but I guess when I see like I feel like it's it's very difficult for you to not be yourself and I think that that in the Internet age authenticity always wins cuts through the bullshit like mark and I were talking and on the way over here just about like one you have options authenticity before we had no options. That's whoever's on WHO's the most authentic authentic like Frank Sinatra Guy. Seems Pretty Real. Yeah Yeah Archie Mound. That's feels authentic. God He's upset at his wife Right Mundy. Yeah he's vulnerable vulnerable. He's sad he's right and it's like now that we actually have people being themselves. I think it's very difficult for you to not be you and I think think that people refreshing. I think we were perfer. Authentic people we don't agree with or like to inauthentic. People said are likable more goes this is my buddy mark. Gaga's their money comic. So he goes he goes he goes he is. I would rather an authentic person that I didn't agree with like morally or any of these. He's living off any trying to fucking sell me something. That's stop trying to sell me. That's also very primal thing that you basically feel safe. You gravitate towards the people so you trust because if you lie to me you'll lie about me. You feel danger when people are. All of our grandparents are racist but we love them because we trust them right real. We like to a date right nine ever met in my grandparents they all died but but the point is like we can love these people. Because it's fucking true. I think there's an I think. Yeah there's something about that it's like like you're giving your self to somebody had wonder if that's hard and it makes them feel very close to you know that's the other thing is I think that probably get close to the people quick. And maybe it's tough. I have this thing where Yes I think I I do tend to. I think all comics cat. I think all comics because we are in a situation every night where we are with a bunch of strangers that we need to make listen to us. I think what we have this ability to kind of get hook into someone's energy in a way and it's very intimate very intimate thing that we do. You know you have to make people know you care about them right away. I mean I think whether it's chicken or an egg whether came comedians. Because we were already good at that or whatever I and we also have a very skill to be able to ascertain the room like we can walk into a room ago. This rooms weird. What's happening you can? You can just go. This is where I was coughing. Party seven drunk party gone wrong. Lake this sixth sense about energy. We can read a room the way that I think a lot of people. Can't I got it. I think from growing up in alcoholic home where you have to always. He's be able to read what's going on and how how much someone had to drink. And how dangerous is situated. I think we're just good at that but sometimes I think that's bad for relationships because I think ignorance is bliss a lot of ways you know how I think Chris Rock said If ignorance is bliss being comic the opposite. Because we're hyper deeper every right but it's like sometimes not knowing that your significant other is upset is actually the best thing because they get over it and you're like okay okay. We're good. We have these like the way the close the door I tell you what what what was that okay. She mean the door was the door like it was the KNOB. Why don't you about them? I'm not coming in. It's just us here. Is your phone upside down..
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"Meals watching this right now. He's got a point I've got to put joke is going to be Murphy. The joke about the failed relationships to be perfect. And it's not working working out. He's like give me five minutes. I know I I think for me I get so I can project. I can turn anyone into anything I want to turn them into. That's dangerous Vary vary by that I can basically I'm a writer I I can basically right the version. That's the most convenient and I can selectively delete certain things Minimize certain things rationalize certain. Things give me example. You know I haven't heard from in three days you know. It's not healthy talk every day. It's actually this is so much better because we're you know what I mean. This is all just turn anything into some say. Great Comic in how you come. Horrible and relationships is the ability to justify any. There's nothing that you probably can't justify and you probably do it as an exercise as a comically. Take the worst things well. It's also devil's advocate one on one. which is what we do? We do what we do we go. Actually this is eugenics is a great idea. Is that what the behind the wally. uh-huh eugenics program it's white supremacists supremacy racial supremacy program. Like I q based on two eugenics program. Yeah it's like only let smart white people breed with each other. Oh you specifically. It's a breeding. Isn't that what I don't know you guys might have to look it up. I don't WanNa get this wrong and.
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"And enter the Code Whitney I I actually do like nature I do. I just don't have a lot of connection to it. Yeah but and I do like animals. Yeah we're back to our shallow thing. Okay so we okay. So another thing red flags. I really liked this on the puck out. Okay I mean girls to hear because a lot of times they can only hear it from love a private instagram guys. But you have to have a great picture okay in a small thing thing okay. Because at the end of the day we are salary. We want to see what we're looking at where we tap and I'm probably not GonNa follow but there's something about private instagram. That lets me know like she doesn't care care about people strangers validation and who am I to say anything about that. I'm a comedian. That's what I do for a living value you are. You know that's clear but it's also not a side hustle or something sneakily kind of doing pretending you're not doing you're very open about right. We all are now. It pays bills and I think maybe that's why we admire people. That don't need that like right so many of our friends often are. Are these people. At least I find. Comedians we gravitate to these people. That really don't need anything. Yeah we have enough to go around. We have enough of flake. Oh that's a super power you can just give uh-huh whoa like how do you just give your attention and give all these things like we want to be able to do that. You can just have conversations in private. Ah No one recording. Just hang out with your friends without for people and there are times where I'll be talking right the comedy store and I'll be what are we doing. Why are we wasting? What's some supporting someone like? It happens to be all the time getting this. Can someone document what's happening. Otherwise what's the point. It comes to that you know I admire that a lot and I also guy told me. Recently a Red Flag was your grid only being pictures of yourself like throw in a sunset cetera. I don't mind that is much I mean. I often find that girls that don't seek the validation. Don't post pictures of themselves right so it goes hand in hand or they do but there with friends and there's like a purpose to the picture and I mean I I don't care if you take pictures of your food. I think it's cool if you're going out to cool restaurants enjoy cuisine like cool smoothies. Yeah I look I'm not gonNA judge that much not that I liked business like I like you have a real job. I think it's really cool if if a girl has a real job. Yeah you have responsibility. You have to fuck and go to work Monday through Friday you understand. There's a boss and that boss tells you to do shit now and it's difficult and maybe people working under you and you have to manage them and you understand things about the real world. I also Nice. I also think it's important that someone someone who's like you who tours you need someone who yes. WHO's grounded but also isn't home all day? Sometimes we're home all day and if someone else's home all day to you're just you're just get up on each each other when my girlfriend says I gotTa take this This business meeting. I can't hang out tonight because it's hard it's like well you've responsibility. There's something more important than me. In this moment I get that yeah please go and then I don't feel guilty and we were speaking about this before but I feel guilty. When I have to do it I don't feel like I'm letting you down? Yeah we we both understand that this is how the real world where we have right onto. I like being able to pay for the show and feeling to take you places. I like being by things because in that takes sacrifice or face. But I'd like she's getting her emotional. Needs met other ways. Besides just you like you can't be the focus also be answering those needs Somebody else the most simple okay. I Oh is this a bad time to tell you. Oh my God. This is so awkward But you're one of the most self aware self actualized honest like not self-delusion of people. I know who I want to ask you. When did you decide to call all her? Your girlfriend a lot of people were asking. What is it healthy amount of time? She was so patient with me. And I and I told her I said I mean that was probably part of why or so much. Yeah I said listen I am. I feel pressure I run like that. I feel pressure I run in but I promise I won't waste your time. I stopped wasting girls time. Maybe two or three years ago as being a coward right before I was a kid. Because I don't WanNa hurt feelings so we kind of like maybe string them along a little bit and then I was dating a girl I think she was in her thirties. And I was like. Hey I want to be honest with you I really. I think we have chemistry. I don't see this going long term. I don't want to waste your time. I thought she was going to be so mad at me. She looked she looked. She was like thank you. So fucking doc in much for not wasting my goddamn time and eggs and always literally. Do I clear taking my opportunity to have a biological child away from me because you can't you don't think I can handle having feelings hurt. And that's the I cannot stand salting. That's right it's insulting. You're implying that cannot handle a basic emotions. Become I'm so important I'll I'll be okay. Yeah I'll over even if it does hurt. I'd rather know now that in two years we could have been friends when we could have been fucking friends. I say like I didn't WanNa hurt their feelings. Young seething it's going to hurt less when you do it in a year and have taken a year of her life as well as soon as you can possibly do it so I stop waiting time. I told her I swear to God. I won't waste a second of your time. If I see that it's not going that direction I will let you know media girlfriends minor liquid. He's not texting me back. And he's doing the kindest thing he he's such an asshole so he's not an asshole. He's actually doing such a kind thing for you in your time. Yeah he's letting you hate him. Yeah Trey humane thing you can do but yes so I was like listen. Let's keep going. We're happy you're happy. And she was like listen. I'll do it as long as I'm happy if I'm not happy I'm just going to tell you and then I'll have to move on like I have to take that risk. Yeah I have to take. I know if this matures into what I think can be. It's GONNA be Great. Here's what I'll say. I also think part out of the reason you guys probably have such great relationship that you were able to have those uncomfortable conversations in a mature way so it's like having those conversations the exact reason you're going to stay together but Q-q up to you and being children about it. You're right you're right and helps us like girls that have gone to therapy from a young age best. Yeah 'cause they're like aware of their feelings right you just get your wear feels control it. That's what's your least like you're really convince one of your friends that they having a feeling. Yes yes and feelings are are not facts like you're wrapped up in a feeling right now. This is all you're not gonNA feel like this in two days take an action based on what you're feeling right now. Have to tolerate this discomfort for a bit. It's also she was able to not play games with you. I mean that's the other thing it's like. I have so many girlfriends. Were just go. I'M NOT GONNA Texan for three days and I'm going to post a photo myself having fun. I'm like dude. This is if he respond to that. It's not the guy you want to be with. You know what I mean your city situation. You want me to hang out with you because I wanNA hang out with you right so you would rather have girl. Just be like I'm uncomfortable I'm jealous. I'm insecure Arta. Then like play games and pretend they're fine so it's really funny. She'll be like hey miss you or something like that. And if I don't respond she'll do the you know you could put exclamation points. Mike Holding down the text. I Hey lover ever love her I love her. It is true. Love when you can send Texan Arou- area have you can send to Texan route and not being like that's it over. Think your dating. You've been with me when I'm dated. Yeah I mean and here. I don't know how many stories we could tell. We definitely some funny ones. I mean I definitely outsource my decisions to someone else. I know that. Stop asking Neil. Stop asking I'll be forever. Don't ask me the right thing. You're fucking great. Don't ask Neil. That's really funny. He's got great ideas jokes. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah the relationship. Of course the the joke is going to be listened to joke is going to be perfect right. That's right it'd be a banner punch thank you know. Happy with a girl. He never seen them happy at all saying on Andrew.
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"God damn it but for real though. Don't you hate it when those girls. They like they post pictures instagram. That always like this cover it. I don't think I've seen someone with an under bite since of Steve Last Stephen King movie movie I've seen. Where are you finding these girls? I'm not finding them. Descending potential red flags if I if we're even looking through instagram yeah we shouldn't waste each other's time okay Eh. Getting into you know okay. I'm sure you girls will see things about me. They don't like yeah and then we'll do it. You can't stop I'm trying to do it. Stop no no you have great teeth. Canonical T. but don't do that aren't trying to figure out how it's let's think of figure out how to make it cute. They literally have you saw me on instagram. And I was thank you and Scroll Dude. What is his girl do? It's like a subconscious fear of your Dick Getting bitten doe. I think the fear is that you're a bulldog your inbred so that that's what that's they do. They have their faces. Look like that. That's how bulldogs yet that way. That's why I went berserk on twitter when the bulldog won the dog show remember because it was so much inbreeding. They can't breathe. They can't say die they have a whole thing. Yeah Yeah I think are a joke. Like they're the Jews of the dog kingdom. They're just like always hard hard to breathe like all these health problems like that. Name them burners so what you're there are for my whole life and this is I mean I've always struggled dating guys. That weren't as tall as me. I think I think most girls have that. I think it's big into your DNA a human nature thing and it makes me feel like I'm emasculating. You and I have to make myself smaller and the whole thing. But don't you WANNA be the alpha in a relationship. I don't I alpha my work. I feel like in my relationship. I'd rather be abated. Yeah but she won't let yourself be a Beta you won't I know you won't you can blake cost. Yeah let's be cute and hanging out in bed and then you're like no. I'm on that side difference between being in Alpha and just having strong boundaries knowing what you want Alpha I just described Alpha just self aware that software includes not people are self aware masculine intrigues. I never said it was masculine Alpha. Yeah I'm I'm yeah us you soon. It's masculine right. So you're getting your prejudices it's very sexist right. We know this about me. Yeah Super Sex but Yeah I don't know I think it depends. I think you guys you should but yeah I mean I hate about myself self. I don't like it but it's just I'm trying to make you not feel like you have to not be shallow. You're accommodating my taking care of your. This is not up to us. We didn't make this decision. Yeah we're wired this time we're going to go within a fire. It's that simple. What yeah it's like? Can you protect me to fire a Wallich's to protect the building to realize we're in like a cocoon. We really are right. Yeah is the water on the other side There is some water on the other side. Oh you mean the water to fires. What do you mean some weight? Go all the water. Yeah okay I thought you meant water like to fight a fire. No because to Panga doesn't have water there on whatever was not subject. What's the thing we have to bring water up? I can't remember but there is a big There are helicopters in the top of the hill. I'm not talking about that clearly. Show we call the ocean. There's also I call it. The one I love New Yorkers talk about nature because there there's these Blake Blake terms like the water like water. Like here we have lots of rations of water is still an EMU outside planet. Oh better deal. I mean it's so telling that this is one of my sponsors and I'm very excited..
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"The peer. Just yeah like a war like you. Oh you just like some crab restaurant. Yeah you gotta stay on weight. I'm just it can get bovine down there WANNA just at this is this is really crazy. But I don't under your armpits you gotTa exfoliating scrub because smell comes bacteria scrub it. Okay yeah so she's probably Leyva Jonah. When you got around it I mean you put the gloves on and you Kinda just but you don't go inside of it? No no no no no never touched the inside of it. I don't think so when you clean it. No no so. How often do you guys shower together? I don't like showering with only if if we have sex on her period. And then it just I. Four Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry go and just mutually just kind of put together. I'm here I'm glad that that's not a problem for you. Guys are not. Yeah but she needs sex. Thanks how long have you been together. Eight months well you talk about it or not. You don't have to about well. How do you mean because one of the main streets really yes limited? DM No way okay. And then what about her made you wanna meet her shoes Attractive and then. What about you on the first date man? You want to see you again She was smart and She was she's like driven she's like has a real job. She's like a real person Private instagram thank. God ooh she deletes instagram. Like when she's too distracted Activi- it more and more things were like for her. Yeah because healthy thoughts. I want a girl who like really wanted to be like an instagram celebrity. Two years. Because then it's just this weird tag me in that all this kind of stuff and that was the last thing that she wanted. I heard that girls are asking guys on first dates to take photos. I probably can you get. Can you just get me real quick or of the food I remember. I flew girl into to New York and And she was like taking pictures surely taking pictures like I'm in New York like four instagram. As if she was traveling and she was sues being trafficked she was there to see right but it was weird as if she was like getting paid to pose influencing paid for your exactly giant. I'm your boss. I'm you know I mean you know. This is not a paid partnership I am your partner Hashtag. Add not the House I got. This is the Hashtag I own you this weekend. I I don't own you. I know what you. There's an expectation right but if you flew a guy Out there'd be an expectation to stay in a hotel to stay in hotel knowledge. There's any near displaced near so we are. We Are we in Los Angeles proper leverage. This annoys you where in based on my phone I looked up and there were CACTI Egli to Panga you've heard of. We're like getting New York. I don't know what to pain. I'm trying to avoid world. What's a quantum EST to to pay a canyon in New York like upstate? New York right by POUGHKEEPSIE POUGHKEEPSIE OF LA. No if you want to say that that you've gone downhill things not going okay so I'm fascinated by this because last time we were I was really able to see them or hanging out. You were dating you lived in Los Angeles back in La the glory days. I'm fascinated. Maybe you because you're so You're so clear about things. And you have no blinders on and you don't delude yourself. This is something I love about Yo so I always like to talk about red flags like what are red flags when you meet a girl taking pictures of your food asking someone on a first date you want shallow of all all of them out of all of them. Yes okay and then I can do my shallow ones if it makes you feel better okay. Fine I'll Okay Big Red flags under by that. I can't I know it's shallow. I know it's shallow Biaz with you but if you look like a cash register then we cannot. We cannot date now. That's shallow. That's shallow okay and I'm aware that it's shallow bright but like if I'm looking at you and I just WanNa go I can't I that's but shallow and I recognize his shallow and it's stupid but it's also the reality. It's the reality girl that way about me. Then that would be her progress. That's that's fine. That's a shallow thing that's these people I can't under by you. You just awesome. Oh.
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"Enjoyed Andrew Shell Tyrian. Why don't why don't use headphones? Ya just don't like him and I don't like hearing that close. Oh Yeah it's a little from here all right. No whispering in here so that was one of the only instagram videos. I clicked on for sound. When you and Dave Grohl? What is it as them are? Asmar what does it stand for audio sensory Meridian Response Okay come through got him. What events so Yeah I just don't do the headphones just uncomfortable. It's unnecessary I know how to talking. Talking to microphones shouldn't do headphones either. What do you think will happen? I think here's what I think. Think you'll stop talking. It's it's to me. It's like a psychological thing Pavlovian response of just like we're podcasts. Did and I also mind. You've never support you. Don't have a Pavlovian reaction that needs to be. There's no denying belly. Don't just say psychological shit. The people believe you're female. She knows about this. I've earned the right to be completely full of Shit on this right. Okay Out Me see how it goes off. Let's see I know guys I'm GonNa Look I. I wasn't prepared to not have them. I now do my hair based on like the headphones. Yeah interesting I would have put more work into. This looks totally different now. I can't even read style is this. What is this? What's going on? I just feel it makes me feel like everything's working. Now I see now I see you know what I mean like how it shapes your face and post you. Yes yes see well now. I'm going to keep a Jew yarmulke little curl circumcised. I feel naked and this is like a little bit. Yeah I think I think we should do a little time without the headphones. Just right now it feels. Yeah it makes me feel like things aren't working good really yeah. Let's just try it. It makes me think like that it. You know what. Here's what it does. Okay I think it makes makes me yell when I don't have them on because I'm doing standup good. Like this is how I talk in a microphone. When I'm I trying to not why on because it's podcast it's worked so far has it? We're here You have me in a house in a CRAVAT. What what did you call it a Wolok Holler Holler curve is what it is? You don't even have Internet here. Humans humans haven't gotten here company. We are new here. I couldn't call you to say let me in because they didn't have service. Yeah that's how much we shouldn't be here and then you're like this is why I got this place and then you open up the doors to your bedroom and you're like this is a Wallich. Look okay.
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"But are you coming to Tampa but why not This place you can get the answer that real quick. I think people forget about websites. Your pin to me is the Internet. The instagram is Google. You just want me to personally answer your question Even though you could solve it real quick when you coming dot com we're also working on merchandise is coming down. The very exciting Benson is over about. Yes Oh cool I. I finally figured out a way to make that in happy just get him. HOODIES LAVA Hoodie. It say how dare you on it. They're really good. I think they're great until I've never seen you this excited about anything because I love Fashion Art and design. I think the most heated disagreement we've ever gotten into was is over Maroon hoodies Yes for sure I mean Benton push back hard on this. I thought we needed them. Yeah and you gave even like Black Hoodie about black very simple. I don't like extra and you like things to be very extra. No really. He's on my mother. You're very good even macaw. You're wearing a diamond ring right now. So you know sometimes you gotta you gotta you gotTa stunt on on a ring with seven diamonds on it oh With your name engraved in it and pink hats and Denim Jacket with fables. I bought these old their minds. Very good. Mersch you're gonNA love it yes so emerges coming down the pike. I'm just trying to pike complete. Don't let me say coming down the Pike What else you WANNA say? What's your other hot topic on that? our guest today. Today is one of my favorite people on the planet. His name is Andrew Schultz. It's Schultz right. I'm saying yes. He's an angel literally one of my best friends and he is actually why I started a podcast. I was going through a lot of heartbreak with television. I made two separate pilots that were all like set to go and really freak things like the head of the network laughed or things happen that I'm not allowed to talk about or else I'd get sued and he kept going like. Why are you doing these? TV shows just do a podcast. Like just and he's he's who kinda forced me to do it and we met because he auditioned for an HBO show that I did. It was a pilot novice casting my boyfriend in the show. And it's actually really hard to cast your boyfriend because you don't want to catch them into handsome because you don't want to look like a narcissist. They got older people being like why does what he thinks she can get him. That's why you know like the first show. I did die-cast Kristalina. Because he was ugly and made me look like I wasn't shallow. You know like I was like all cast a four. You know because I'm humble smart. You're not I mean I'm not obsessed with look so then after I could not cast a boyfriend after Kris for some reason it was just like it was so hard and Andrew came in audition nailed it nailed it. He was so funny but I was too insecure. Because I thought he was too hot for me and I thought that people are going to be like. You're such an asshole that you think that you would get that guy why I mean. You cast Chris the SNEAD's heartthrob just go to another teenage heart. Really is really are I. You know I didn't and then I ended up hiring him to be a movie that I made The female brain movie and he had the scene with Blake Griffin that is tested the highest. It was like everybody's favorite scene in the movie. He's so funny He has lots of specials on YouTube. the views from the cysts and the crowd. He does a special entirely crowd work. He has a podcast called brilliant idiots which is really funny. I Love Andrew. We fight a lot. We bicker a lot. But he's always the first person that I call. If I need advice he national took us all out for drinks like he was sick. He's the Most Fun Earth have full conversation with each grade. He's really provocative and his standup and I appreciate that right now especially since. Comedians are walking on shelves and feel like they can't make certain jokes. Not Andrew No Andrew Andrew Smart and he expects you'd be smart to to get a that's correct that's correct And so our word of the day I figured we would choose one that would actually Relate to the podcast because the first ten minutes Andrew is really disoriented and by where I live because I moved it was shot. I'm I moved out to the woods. Is Everybody knows I shoot my podcast out of my house Behind me is literal mountains. And he's from New York so he had no idea what was going on and we went on my second I was like Oh yeah I live. You know I have a Holler. Do you know what a Holler. Yeah I know to Holler is so hollow. That is our word of the day. lowland between ranges of Mountains hills or other uplands depression oppression or hollow resembles a valley. I thought everyone knew what a hollow was like me too. I mean I've never come in contact with him. Who did it but also confusing? Because if I'm I'm from Virginia West Virginia we call it a Holler we Kinda Holler to. I didn't know that it was called a hollow. That spooky totally creepy. That's the lesson demon. Shit right there holl. Holler is a derivative of hollow. So which I learned today that was you told me today be hollow is a TV show. It's about by that anybody else shocked when they found out sleepy. I think we should do. The southern version called Sleepy Holler Holler so that Atas. Our Word of the Day Hollow Aka Holler Aka Watch Andrew go into a complete spiral. China understand good times. What that meant Well you do your little Holler Song that you just made up. Stumble out of band tumbled through the hauler at.
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"And my haircut. I have where wife wife sent a message and I said that I said very chic and you said much better is in our. DM's I'm just call me. Karen from now on I yeah I think I think you'll like a very chic at the power. Puff girls buttercup grew up and she was a woman. I didn't hear anything you just did. Anyone make cout anything. He just said the pattern. Wallman what you WanNa have a cup of coffee and circle back in your. I can't have you have you have to okay. We're sending it intention on this. We're both going to start talking to excite him really telling you what I thought that I could've you've got we have got this. is we speak for living. At some point. We have to learn how to our words because we the host a podcast Benton. You bendon showed up wearing a diamond ring and I just this is my house will ring that is so pretty have my class engraved. Great guys couldn't wear grandma's diamonds diamonds. Rain He wants them unmarried at the wrong finger. Okay okay so let's start that over. Give me another compliment about my hair. Edible intelligible like power puff girls buttercup if. She was a grown-up Wolman. Don't know who that now that you've said the grain now that I can hear you I don't understand but thank you. She's an icon. Legend very thrown off off about my haircut. I went to the communist or last night in the comics were like. Did you get a face lift. I saw yesterday like I love that. You can't figure out what about me is different COMEDIANS. I see every single night. Neal Brennan was like you said what did you do. What did you do to your face? I cut nine inches off my hair. How could is not the better? I feel so much better because I mean you saw me. I was curling dead bales of Hay. Every I mean my hair is I mean it looks it makes you look even younger frost very French. Obey parise very French. I I really WanNa talk about the flu. Because everyone's got it. Everyone's sick and let you know people will let you know when they're sick. There's this There's like an apocalyptic elliptic flu going around people out for like ten days if you get the flu shot. The flu shot is only thirty percent effective. I was reading and so I yeah. I don't do it just because you know me. I don't have time to do anything so I don't make time for. I don't really. I don't get sick because I don't. I don't mess with people when they're sick. I don't like when people come mm to work when they're sick and they're like I'm thick. Just don't don't touch me. I'm like me touching. You isn't what's going to get me sick. You're here if I can here you say. Don't hug me. I've already got your of fluvial of germs go home typhoid Mary go home. If you're sick no one is going to give give you a prize for showing us the thing they want to be like I showed up. I had if I wasn't here. Who would? Who would handle the party? What would happen? It's my birthday. Your guest half the holiday parties I went to people were like. Oh don't get near me. I'm sick why are you here. No wouldn't WANNA go back to Ground Zero your house. I don't like it when people come to like. Nobody respects respects. You more because you showed up because you were sick. No one's like. Oh my God did you see Jenny. She has the flu and she's here today. Isn't that cool. You know Dr Percents on a side effect of the bird flu. Also don't get other people sick. It's rude I was at the comedy store a couple nights ago. Comedian brought wet ones on on stage. The low wet wipes started wiping down the microphone. That's not going to help anyone. It's it's because there's What's it called? There's this sponge there's a spongy part underneath. It's just it's so room I've seen a comic hand sanitizer and squirted on the Mike. No that's just insane this route I was gonNA. I was GONNA say wild but I don't WanNa say wild anymore. I'm not gonNA say wild anymore. I'm not gonNA say like anymore and I'm not going to do with my mouth guys. This is the silence. I'm really going to try to not be so shrill what I'm talking and I'm going to try to talk slower. This I think is about the pace I should be talking about. I don't the dog like vets and I'm like cutting everybody off. I cut myself off. I get so bored of hearing myself talk that sometimes I was listening back to one episode and I literally interrupted myself anyways. Shut her up. Have you ever heard that thing for people that talk fast. They say if you think you're talking slow talk slower. Yeah I mean that's in stand up. We say that if you think that you're talking yeah that'd be cool. Yeah and if you're bombing always talk slower on stage yeah for sure Okay well we're not really covering anything so far I got a message from somebody who was really upset that our podcast didn't have a theme. There were like bill burs burs. PODCAST has a theme. It's a weekly diary. A weekly diary diary. We understand the theme of this podcast and Tom. Score and Christina's Dina's podcast. They try to scare guests. We don't know what your theme is and I was like I don't I didn't know we had to have a theme podcast is. I thought we weren't supposed supposed to be organized. And then so I posted an instagram. Like what are you guys. Think that theme is and I got a lot of really funny this funny responses you guys wrote the theme of your podcast Random Shit. People need to know being blessed and highly favored. Why does it need a theme? It's a fun entertaining. Listen it just bragging someone wrote chaos someone wrote like gender-neutral your podcast theme neutral someone. Pierre unfocused awesomeness unfocused. And someone just wrote what are we gonNA do about the sand. Someone wrote art in horses another one a Potpourri of topics and a lot of beating yourself up over silly things. I like appropriate of topic. Ah Someone wrote unpopular opinions goofy times and then someone wrote Rad bitch just talks about things so I'd popular opinions really good basically so I don't think we have a theme yet will get there at some point I didn't realize this spike has was so hard to explain to other people but I will work on things being a little more focused Good for you..
"schulz" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast
"Hello we've been doing so far like an hour and eight an hour and eight. Yes Oh nice our eight minutes We'll just keep this rolling through their seriously. were so many rats. I went out there and they all all started running out like six of them. Hey how funny would it be of. Andrew was taking a shit. If you shitting out by the fuck injury injury there is a chance that rats can bother him though right now. There's a pretty close there so many fucking red. I've never seen that many before Whitney. He was like rats right there goddamn. We need a new fucking house. It's time I have no interest in doing spot tonight. He Safe what I wanNA talk about. L. Logistics like an and this is. I think this is more this variance. I baseball okay but I'm curious. How many of your shows there's you you tape everyone. How many people you bring with you to shoot the problems that arise in certain clubs clubs won't allow you to shoot yeah a uh-huh. I'm like I'm curious. If you're wearing a mike at Times or you're just plugged into the board and I'm curious. What you turn around on video on. An average video is okay so we'll show you everything so I take my Guy Alex media. He's my video guy. He does all the stuff with me. Recourse a podcast as well but like Oh you know we're putting out all the content still in the last two specialists now. I also take another guy mark agnone on the road from me. He opens for me but he's also part of the team and he does editing take video. Everybody wears multiple hats and this route so they both come up with me everywhere. I take every single show so I could do eight shows on weekends. We'll take every single show and just so that we have one minute. That might be one moment for five minutes. That's gold but in order to get a moment where like I'm roasting some guy who was convicted murderer in order to get that moment you gotta tape every show pick right so we take every single one and on. I had a film crew traveled with me for a while to do data entry and I found myself. I found myself a I was shocked. At how much how often I did the same act yeah and then I was shocked at like in order to get stuff for the camera. The ridiculous chances always taking yeah yeah. I mean like for me. I like fucking around the crowd because like locks me in you know create some separation creation. I get to work out new material also like every city I'm going into. I'm working on material for that city so like 'cause we do the travel. Show the dropping open in your and what's dropping in my travel. Show like every different city is performing. I do a I do this. You know like we go check out the city. Go Chat got some food there go party and then I'll start it with a bit and then I'll end it with a bit and usually the bit that I ended with or that I started with is informed by the experience you know so we're in Washington. DC and you know we went checked out like the Lincoln Memorial. Have you seen the Lincoln Memorial and like I the bit I think was like Lincoln's. The black is president. He's you know like Obama's black. He's not the blackest and then like I mean have you seen the Lincoln memorial like it's behind in bars and if you know the Lincoln memorial he's literally in a prison cell victims gun violence. Whatever I say all AH Shit you know the penny and so it's a coin of color so I basically like find bits from each city and then I'm putting those in the dropping in series and then any kind of crowd worker interesting moments that pop up I get to you know put up like the crazy thing is in the last seven months. I've put out four hours of STANDUP. It's unreal. The Do you feel like and that's not including my current will our that I'm touring so I released the CR-. Our special released my last special. I have a new our and all the other stuff in between local local things to the crowd moments kind of wild shit happens of the shows etc.. Do you feel like do you feel like any of it. You wish you'd held onto and not I thought there was a crowd work moment in the special that I think could have been a great bit if I had more time with it and it was the shit okay and it was like you know the bit we're talking about sexual slavery and I was like you know say what you want about sexual slavery but it's the best type of slavery and I think that for me that's a perfect joke for me as I loved that dislike just like justify not justifying defying but going this is the best you have to if you had to choose a slavery right like shows like that for me could have been wade bigger and like grown into a real fucking chunk yeah but I I wanted to you know release it in its almost natural form. which was what happened? Eh Show there is a weird thing that's going on now with with seeing it used to be that people put out specials once every eighteen months wants with content going out like that. It's almost like do you remember the movie foreign away with Tom. Cruise now it's hard but there is a after the Louisiana purchase there was a moment where they basically sectioned off properties and said all right. Everyone get on horseback. Take off and claim your property and there is a weird weird sense of like the people that staked it like almost like A. I'm the guy that does this like it's like I lost a bit and the chapelle special which one on Mike Michael Jackson bit when we covered same shit so I gotTa kill that joke because it's your pal I watch I watch chapelle special going pleased and that's and that's that's almost why I moved away from anything topical out. I completely get what you're saying because I I was like I got to a place where I was like covering topics that I felt everyone was covering Korea and so I was like I need to make it about me so like per a gun bit but in order to get a gun bit and and this does become problematic. I need to go buy a gun so like a nats. Mike is Mike experienced buying the gun and it is so awesome if you can do that but you can also that because you built up a loyal following that cares about got you and are a trusted. I I get cheap laughs where I can go reckon. It's almost like it's like it's cheat. Code into comedy is like you can make some like there's a joke I have about my daughter saying a word and it gets the biggest laugh I have nothing and it is technically enough on but that's the thing like I think the people misunderstand funny. I don't think you can make funny. I think the only exists she says it and people it's like it's like this bro. Like I. I was trying to explain this to mark. My my opener like he's so funny. He's got like a like it. He's got great joke writing and stuff like that but like I just kinda like locked in on something with him like I made it so whenever I say the word chicken he laughs like and I just I just I don't know I locked it in the hooks in and whenever I say it he can't not let me and it drives him fucking crazy 'cause he's like. I don't understand the science of this like. I don't understand why this is funny and it's just my way of I'm trying to like funny is there and if you're a good comic you open up a window to it and everybody gets to look at it and he just closed the window. Nobody's making funny and the people who like make funny. They're not funny like the word problem. Comics not really that funny. There's there's some comics I where I go. I remember when we especially when we started member Bobbie Kellyanne ibn back going like it's clever it. The math of it adds up it. Just I'm not laughing exactly like even looking like you. You Look at like Mitch Mitch Hedberg who who's like a super. You could argue math comic because he has the clever stuff but you're actually laughing at Mitch and the jokes are vessel to laugh at Mitch right like Oh dude one of my favorite jokes ever sees I give her a song and and and it brings back a memory O aw hands across America or not has heads of what was the fucking we are. The World Limited my finger. You know like breath but the inbetween this joke stuff shit too that you're laughing at right so it's like. I guess that's what I say is the big difference maker a lot of times. You have to be to joke and if you're just if you're just like a person who just like writes clever jokes to the to the average person watching right on social media. You're no different than meam page and nobody cares about watching the main page live interesting right because you're saying something clever just like a meam says something clever what they WanNa do is feel who you are your experience in and they WanNa look at you and go well. How do I feel will don't say the most clever thing about a subject Sam what you fucking feel about it like bit because they want to know shit. I feel like that finally someone said it or that's a great perspective acted like Bill Burr is not going what is the most clever tank about guns bill burr saint how the fuck he feels about guns and how he feels isn't funny. He doesn't tell the joke and how he feels is. He does interesting that is a really interesting perspective because there are people they just right the. I want rage joke about Uber. Why why why what good does that do there was a lot of guys when I when I first started that I felt felt like they just went through the list of things that other comics talked about yeah their take on it like taxis subways and I remember I remember over being able to do that. 'CAUSE I would like go new subway and then you know when you're young you're with the notebook and you're like and subway so like these polls that extra polls right stripper super bowls and then like and then you're like and then it wasn't until I had an experience on the subway that I go. Oh that's my subway. That's myself because I feel fucking someway about at this. I can't write a single bit about something. I don't feel the way about which is annoying. When you got to lose a bit like the bit that I had to lose is annoying because I felt that way about it and I was really plugged into that and like we just came to similar conclusions but he's so big that you just can't do it. There's a lot the people that I think there's a lot of actually parallel thinking oh how for the first time ever the greatest Appel the greatest thing with with the internet and like us all posting hosting clips is you're going to see so much more parallel thinking and then people are GonNa go. Oh not everything is theft oft. There are people who steal and we know who the fuck they are and we write them out but there's also just a lot of people who are going to take a certain take and multiple people put out and then the reality is it's like whoever's biggest or whoever's first to market tend to win that to either joke joke that was almost identical to Tony Hinchcliffe joke doubt and one of our friends was like Yo you might have seen Tony to the second now. I've definitely I wrote this joke. fucking ten years ago never saw you doing. You never saw wholesomely. Someone's going to go you know. Why aren't they making baby powder for black people like its a fucking at some point. Someone's going to go so it's all white like it's great and so yeah but it's like and then I just lose it because I don't want ever want Tony to think that I saw him and I don't ever want and I don't ever want to put it in the position of like Tony I've been doing it ten more years longer than you just. Ah I just go you know what I I gotTA. Move those jokes out of my act. I if I see someone doing a bit that similar to me I go up to them. I say hey I just want to let you know I have this bit especially if I've put it out there already you 'cause if I put it out there ready in its guidon like millions of us. I WanNa let a young comic know that so that he doesn't go on a show and these people who probably know me and have seen me are gonNA say oh. He's just taken naturals thing. That's people's initial knee-jerk reactions. Oh he's a thief exa- exactly right so it's like and I had this kid who I had this kid who's opened for me and funny fucking kid and he just had a take similar to an older bit that I had and he was opening for me and we're in this fucking theater in Chicago and I was like Hey I just want to let you know.
"schulz" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"Doc pepper roni yacht told that bitch let me get let me get a you know whatever and then they have a conversation and that person still on the fuck and follow in a business phone. I listened to every fucking word just saying get off the phone. You see what i'm saying. How much more enjoyable is is like. That's just me. Maybe this type of comedy that i tend to be a fan of but like when i know somebody's passionate about it and it's real that's better than any like little clever clever joke and i think that's the people who tend to like have like cold lake fan bases. It's the motherfuckers where you actually feel them. You actually like when they talk about something. You know they mean it. That's their p._o._v. It's like okay. I can latch onto this guy and that doesn't have to be always an angry person. Deals got it deals got it. There's something something about deal that you latch onto him. He's vulnerable right and then there's there's guys were passionate like fucking kinison had it. It's just a thing that when it's authentic and their air people gravitate and it's not you know you better. Have you better have a billion dollar network behind you. You better have abuse. You'll need it. The people ain't going back you running for president. I was telling somebody day. In the time i've been here. I can count eight comics who they've tried very hard to make star. It's never for autism where they stood behind them. Every opportunity i could city anti eu seven names. I don't want to embarrass body and that's still around and they a successful and not dave chapelle successful but nobody pushed chicago throats..
"schulz" Discussed on The Church of What's Happening Now
"You. Don't learn but you learn my watch and see what richard jenny's dome the msci with disguised. All this guy's on aw this guys put twelve thousand to a special <hes>. Daddy really fucking thinks he's gonna sell good luck bucko. You know you watch and you just i just i just figured out your whole game the one you're a psych major number two. You're no hoops ter- when you're an old hoop stor you always he's no one thing that guys practicing right that guy right now is would basketball you could practice all all day with me at night i go home and sit on the war and practiced defense on the wall and do burp and dribble everywhere all over the fucking house on a yard and do figure eights and had had a backboard and i do <hes> what was the madden drills. His name was the the rebound. You just kept rodman. No no no no before him. In the fifties like the hoosiers some guy had a drill the something drew you go from one side of the basket because he other and i'd do that for three fucking out ah when you play and that was your mentality basketball if you're not doing data motherfuckers you sleep in that dude's doing jumping jacks that dude do is jumping right now working on his vertical so he could block shit yeah so that was my mentality. When i was a kid i'd watch a fucking by still watching actually the old knicks like wa- frazier and you know and i had watched how war for asia walk up the union l. monroe. Just pick your pocket doc in those days. There were allowed to put it there staring hanky on a defend differing. They will go. Let's say let's say you didn't even see it watch. Let's say when the next plane the celtics and you you had a cover white boy. What was his name from. The celtics. Ally hab check seventies. They will go like this but they would hold your shirt yeah in a way. They can't see that question. I can't i know what that gives me a minute. They would do the dirtiest hands in your shorts. Yeah god that's why was called all the what was it called and guarded yeah checking yeah. They wouldn't head check your they walk in. They will take your shirt and wrapping. I'm the thing yeah so they really had one finger out and three out it was fucking amazing to see like all the tricks you could do anyway. Yeah see that's the school of thought you came. Hey from from the sports. If he's not doing it i'm gonna be doing. I used to rewrite myself every night when i started out to rewrite it every night..
Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Says He's Considering A Presidential Run
"Four Starbucks. You'll Howard Schultz the first big business heavyweight to consider jumping into the twenty twenty election. So we've got a new segment for you. And we're calling this the fast take where the traders weighing on some of the biggest news of the day. So let's take a listen to what said about his potential presidential run last night on CBS, sixty minutes. I am seriously thinking of running for president I will run as a centrist independent outside of the two party system or living at a most fragile time. Not only the fact that this president is not qualified to be the president. But the fact that both parties are consistently not doing what's necessary on behalf of the American people and argon gauged every single day in revenge politics. So should Howard Schultz? Go from the Starbucks corner office to the White House Oval office, and the reaction so far is very interesting because there seems to be some backlash on both sides of the aisle. We'll my backlashes the independence of it. That's terrible. I think that is just a terrible dynamic that really potentially be counterproductive. Right. I think that he needs to run. He is democrat. I think he needs to run as democrat. Otherwise, if he really doesn't want Trump to be president. I think that this could enable him to become president leading that Trump terrible. If you want Democrats win, it's fantastic. If you want President Trump to be reelected, and if you look at President Trump, President Trump's tweet today, basically daring our to get into. That's he's bathing him to come in. Not smart enough doesn't have the guts those types of thing. It would be it would be a windfall for President Trump. If Mr Schulz ran is. Independent. If I am a shareholder. Should I be concerned shall be concerned that there could be cots from both Republicans and Democrats, and should I be worried that perhaps Howard Schultz could sell some of his stock during this presidential run. It'd be less worried about the capital markets dynamics. I'd be very concerned about a sense that the company's going to do things that are politically correct or politically expedient at the expensive earnings. And there's, you know, Starbucks said plenty of opportunities to digest this posture for the last two years. This is no surprise to anybody that our show was doing this. So as a Starbucks shareholder remains long through what's been very good run. I I'm not too worried about it. I don't think they'll be political though. I just think it's a backlash among their customers now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about here selling his stock either put it in? Question in terms of you know, boycotts will do any real damage though. Rarely do boycotts ever get that long in the tooth in ever really have a resounding effect on the stocks. So I don't think that's the major issue. I think carrying is. It has the biggest issue you wanted to run as a democrat.
Europe without Merkel
"We're looking at Germany. What Chancellor Angela Merkel has announced her decision to step down as leader of the ruling, Christian Democrats. So all we know entering the post Merckel era. And what might it look like joining me on the line from Berlin is up euro chief there guys on in here in the studio as European editor Ben home die. First of all. What's this a surprise? Mrs Merkel's decision to step down. It was actually a surprise. Everybody was watching very carefully the elections in Hesse, which is one of the states in west Germany. They have elections on Sunday, and the CD you the Christian Democratic Union. Michael's party had been doing incredibly badly in the polls. And on the night. They all said did extremely badly their vote share shrank by eleven percentage points, but they actually scraped through which meant that they were able to stay in power and renew their coalition with the greens. And not even after bring in any coalition party. He's so actually the result was nowhere near as bad as some people had been expecting. I mean, there had been even suggestions that the government might have been voted out of office in that direction. It didn't happen. Now if that eventuality had happened everybody was expecting that Michael would step down. But the fact that the CPU clung to power meant. Indeed, I wrote myself it looked like she dodged the bullet despite that she decided to stand down. And that was the thing that surprised everybody that she squeaked through and Ponzi and squeak through and still she decided to stand down. And yet she's also said she intends or light to stay on as chancellor until twenty twenty one. But at the same time, there's now a contest onto lead the CD you so is her position tenable d think and who's emerging as the front runner for the CD you. Well, everything depends on who is elected party leader. Because there are three candidates who've declared one of them is Michael's anointed to add RS, rather undergrad. Cramped Cowan Bauer who's the current secretary general of the you now she is very much Marcle clone. She's very loyal to the chancellor, and she generally has a similar kind of agenda to her. She's very popular in the party. And she is odds on favor of the moment to win. But there are two others who declared Jens bond, the health minister and free with mounts who is a former head of the parliamentary group, and he is a real ideological industry of Michael's and spun this to now if either spun or Mets win, then all bets are off no one really expense medical to be able to survive as chancellor till two thousand twenty one till the next elections. If either Mansell spun our elected posse leader, it would just be completely impossible combination. She would understand that as well. And there's no way that she would persist in trying to cling onto the job of chancellor if one of. Ideological rivals gets the party leadership say ideological rivals. What are the key splits? Welsh fawn for example, walls, her most ferocious critic during the whole refugee crisis. He really was very outspoken against her sort of liberal policy of keeping Germany's borders open during the crisis, which led to an influx of more than a million migrants as we know mainly from the Middle Eastern North Africa. He's been very very critical of that. He's very very hard line on the fact that these people now have to integrate, and if they don't then they should be kicked out. He's sort of taking a very hotline. So almost like AFDC line alternates of Germany, this all the sort of anti immigration line. Although I must say since he became a minister became health minister in March. He's hot down a bit Matt's. Also, he was always very strongly opposed to Merckel and the way she essentially pushed the party to the left or to the the centre-left of German politics bay. Basically, he represents disgruntled older generation in although he's not so old himself. But he'd represents that sort of group of conservatives women the who have resented the way Mackel has tried to modernize the party. They wanted to return to its conservative roots? Now, Ben, obviously one of the characteristics of the Merckel era is that Germany's become more and more. Evidently, the dominant force inside the European Union. So the rest of Europe will be watching this with considerable interest and perhaps some nervousness. Yes. I mean, once again, European is a sort of bystanders to German domestic politics, which is becoming all too familiar. Pose for the last several years through the eurozone crisis. Of course, you could remember moments of critical decision making that depended on voices and debates like in the Bundestag in Berlin. I'm sure leaders across the continental watching incredibly closely to see what comes out of the CD you leadership contest. And then the stability of the government. If mocal really wants to stay till twenty twenty one it's quite likely that will have lots more instability, particularly within the grand coalition from the SPD. So this may well be a German government that does very little the next three years, which will be bad news for your how bad though, I mean, can you actually cope with a period of stasis where nothing much happens? Yes. It could I suppose I've just been in Paris. And I think there's a very strong French view, for example, that this is actually quite a benign period of relative economic growth. And actually, this is the time precisely the time to fix problems, particularly in the yours in for the next crisis, which may not be not far away. And I suppose the other big threat. Of course, he's the populist insurgency, which is really gaining traction across the continent. And I think certainly the view in Paris is that Europe can't afford to just sit there and do nothing has to move, and it has to respond to try and galvanize citizens behind sort of more pro European position and to try and sort of quell this. Insurgency? But I guess the reality is isn't a guy that even under the pretty pro-european. Centrist, Mrs Merkel, the German government had been pretty disappointing as far as the French concerned in responding to some of these more ambitious plans for European integration. Yes. Absolutely. I mean, I think one of the big surprises in a way has been the performance of Schultz. The finance minister here when the coalition treaty was hammered out between the city and the PD in February March that was a very strong European chat to that. Which was basically written by the Fulmer SPD leader Martin Schulz who was himself a former president of the European parliament. It was incredibly strongly pro European very idealistic really sort of buying into the whole macro Mian vision of reform and what's happened since. Then obviously, it was Martin Schulz was kicked out and the currently does, AVI. SP a Turkey not interested in European. Reform more yours and reform all of Schultz's just down to be sort of pale imitation of Wolfgang showing blah in fact, lacking showing blows vision of European integration. So he's been a big disappointment for those who are really hoping that the new German Grand coalition would respond to microns of reform proposals in a positive way. So if anything I suspect, then Ben a new Germany would become actually more introverted because the best you could hope for its continuity from European point of view with a look alike, but if it were spun type figure, you would have a headset used what nationalistic, but a more conservative, more, Germany. I approach I think that's probably right. I mean angular mogul has been chancellor for thirteen years. She's a set at Europe's top table for that long. And even though she has a self been incredibly cautious and conservative in the way that she's handled a lot of European questions. She does have a very strong kind of European. Instinct and sensibility, which perhaps successes won't have to agree that possibly the next chancellor is going to be less pro European than angular Merckel. I suppose the thing that we have to remember though, is that they're not going to be that Euro-sceptic Germany is still a pro European country. It's still very much in Germany's national interests to want to strong Europe. And I don't see us Manipur from the far, right? Fringe with the rise of alternative for Deutschland. Which by the way, looks like it might be plateauing anyway in public support. I don't see a huge shift to the right on the big European question in Germany, and I guess the irony is that even if Germany is losing some of its traditional europhilia, it's never been more powerful in Europe and more central to what's happening inside the and that will only be essentially with Brexit. Oh, that's certainly true, especially with Italy locked in a showdown with Brussels and other Member States and intentions with the east Spain, which seems to. To be fairly politically weak and Britain. Obviously leaving the big question is whether Emmanuel Macron can recover popularity in France, and whether he can bring his reforms to bear to convince Germany and convince public opinion on political opinion in Germany that reform is for real. And therefore, you know, Germany should take his ideas for your zone reform, for example, more seriously and finally guy I mean, maybe it's a little bit too soon to be writing the victories for the mobile era. But what do you think she will be remembered for him and she's been in power long time? I think essentially she'll be remembered for many things I mean, it's interesting when people sort of looked back they look at the great chance of Germany's postwar history people like Konrad Adenauer who really anchored Germany in the western lines helmet Kohl who achieved German reunification, and it's interesting. You know, she's been chancellor for thirteen years. And when you ask people, so what is she going to be remembered for people? Struggled to come up with announcer. And the funny thing is that a lot of people think it and Haman Han than say, the refugee crisis and actually that in a way might be a lasting legacy. I mean, I think she would resent that because it wasn't a hit finest hour. But I think in many ways the fact that she stood up for the idea of open borders for the idea of humanitarianism and for the liberal world order in a way in her response to that crisis. I think that says a lot about her. And I think also says a lot about how she changed Germany because I think that approach would never have happened before she had become chancellor, the German response to the refugee crisis. Will I think be remembered in decades to come as an extraordinary moment in recent European history and Harada was absolutely critical.
Infamous blood testing company Theranos is shutting down
"As we first reported last may homes founded the startup theranos and boasted her technology could take a pinprick worth of blood from the finger and perform hundreds of laboratory tests, it was she claimed quote, the most important thing humanity has ever built at a zenith theranos was worth nearly ten billion dollars. And Elizabeth Holmes became the youngest self made female billionaire in the world today. She and her companies one time president STAN criminally charged by the US government of perpetrating a multimillion dollar scheme to defraud investors doctors and patients you're about to hear from insiders how the theranos deception worked. Our work is in. Being able to make testing more accessible Elizabeth homes built her company theranos on this invention. She named the Edison a miniaturized blood analyzer that would disrupt the sixty billion dollar lab testing industry dominated by giants Labcorp and Quest Diagnostics homes called her invention. The ipod of healthcare, and it made her a celebrity, she greased magazine covers and was praised by politicians and the press alike. Founded this company twelve years ago, right? Tell him old your I was nineteen. The woman who I will be interviewing needs no introduction. She sold her vision with grandiose claims that her blood tests would cost a fraction of current prices. What we're doing in just pricing is saving Medicare and Medicaid hundreds of billions of dollars on an annual basis. Homes. Biotech startup was backed by a lustrous board packed with national security heavyweights like Henry Kissinger and James Mattis. The current Defense Secretary the board was filled with friends of George p Shultz the former secretary of state who helped end the Cold War. He introduced his grandson Tyler to homes dazzled Tyler Schultz became a believer in joined the company soon after getting his degree in biology from Stanford University when you met her and you heard about Elizabeth homes vision. What did you think I was totally sold on it? Tyler Schultz began working at theranos in September two thousand thirteen. It was a pivotal moment. As the company announced a partnership with Walgreens, the deal would put an Edison machine in every store. Elizabeth Holmes claimed the Edison performed all the tests big lab machines like these could from cholesterol to cancer. Oh from a painless finger prick the Tyler shoot says the Edison he saw just didn't work. Was it a sophisticated visa machinery? No, there were components that would kind of fall off in the middle of testing that you would have to fish out. They had doors that wouldn't close. They would get too hot. And then they will get too cold. What I was there. We could not complete any test accurately on the devices that we were manufacturing matchy joined theranos in two thousand twelve after getting his doctorate in biochemistry. His job was to adapt. Blood tests for the Edison. Tests, which homes told investors were ready to use on patients. But Elizabeth homes had told Walgreens in two thousand ten that it had developed this device that was capable of running any blood test from a few drops pricked from a finger in real time and less than half the cost of traditional laps was that true. No. Do you think she was lying to Walgreens? I do. Are you a Clinical Lab specialist? No, Erika Chong was fresh out of Berkeley with a degree in molecular and cell biology when she went to work at theranos, she was just twenty two but even the novice lab techs, suspected something was very wrong. When she saw faulty test results sent a Walgreens patients when did you think I probably shouldn't be doing this? Pretty pretty soon in the process, especially when we started to pick up more patients ampoules, and when those samples were retested she says there were often contradictory results. Did you ever alert the patient? Now, we didn't let them know. Hey, we ran your patient sample, and we're not actually positive about what the diagnosis this is. Someone's health information exactly this isn't an ABC crashing this. Isn't you know, someone's food delivery coming late? That's just a different ballgame. It's not the only game. Elizabeth Holmes was playing theranos employees told us they were instructed to stage fake demonstrations for investors who visited company headquarters, it was kind of a show. All they would see you was there blood getting collected. They didn't see what was going on behind closed doors about how it was processed. They will get their finger prick this all out of blood, then they'd be let out of the room. They go have a meeting. Go. Have lunch whatever and which plan and GM would run in the room grab the cartridge bringing down to the lab. So was the Edison doing the testing? Absolutely. Who was doing the testing scientists at the bench by hand. It was a bayton. Switch for investors that kept the money rolling in theranos raised nearly nine hundred million dollars from those investors who now say they were swindled by Elizabeth homes and company. President Ramesh sunny bull Wani the pair claimed investor documents obtained by sixteen minutes, the theranos technology was validated by the FDA pharmaceutical companies and was deployed on the battlefield by the US military in Afghanistan. Those claims were fabricated and in one public appearance after another homes is pitch became even more fantastic. And reckless we've done some work with people at Hopkins who have developed in demonstrated that in blood, you can see the onset of pancreatic cancer seventeen years before a tumor forms. We call Johns Hopkins medicine, they told us they never collaborated with theranos and Doug matchy says test data he compiled for the food and Drug administration was falsified. There was so much pressure from above to get good looking results that are going to be able to pass FDA guidelines that people were pressured into making things disappear bad results. That's deceptive. For sure did you ever go to your boss and say, this isn't right, absolutely. All the time. But you know, he was under a lot of pressure from the people above him. And he was his best to make to make everyone. Happy this invention. It's going to be way up there. With the discovery of antibodies day to day operations were run by company. President sunny ball Wani Wani is a millionaire software engineer with no training in the biological sciences. But he did have a powerful connection to Elizabeth homes. Sonny Bono money was her secret boyfriend some people are here because of the mission because some people are opiate for the science. Money was also homes in four, sir. Firing employees is on the spot and berating scientists for failed tests after year and a half matchy quit. I saw that. There was a potentially fraud taking place there was far too much. Illegitimate things going on there talked to Sonny decided they want to be there anymore and left. Tyler Schulz was also becoming disillusioned I had a personal relationship with Elizabeth. She was close to my family. And I felt like she was deceiving my family and the public little tight end almost every media outlet, including us here at CBS body into the theranos a healthcare pioneer is being compared to visionaries like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. Do you think she wanted to be the next Steve Jobs? She does a really idolize him. So she wore the black turtleneck thinks she created a world where she was Steve Jobs for a little bit. As her wealth and reputation soared Elizabeth Holmes took on the trappings of power. She bragged bulletproof windows were installed in her office. And she traveled with a full-time security detail. Their nose employee's told us they were closely watched and required to sign nondisclosure agreements. All reinforced they said by a threatening team of lawyers in private investigators. That's why when Tyler shorts alerted authorities in the spring of two thousand fourteen he used a fake name. Why did you come up with an alias? I knew how seriously theranos protected their trade secrets I knew they would not take welfare knew that. I was talking to regulators easy meal to New York State Department of health regulators Schulz outlined questionable lab is and said he believed test results were being switched. I said this happened in my laboratory, and I just want to know if this is okay. And there is funded and said, no this is cheating. This is not how it's supposed to be done. Tyler Schultz was ready to resign. But I he sent Elizabeth homes and Email about his concerns. He got a response from sunny ball Wani that I was arrogant, ignorant, patronizing, reckless. And I was lacking the basic understanding of math science and statistics that if I had any other last name that I would have already been held accountable to the strongest extent Tyler Schulz quit in April two thousand fourteen and soon after Erika Chong did too by February two thousand fifteen the theranos fairy tale was about to unravel publicly at the Wall Street Journal Pulitzer prize winning reporter, John Kerry ru who was written a book about the theranos saga. Got a call. It was a tipster casting doubt about the Edison theranos and its charismatic founder, Elizabeth homes. She is. Is a pathological liar. She wanted to be a celebrated tech entrepreneur she wanted to be rich and famous, and she wouldn't let anything get in the way of that. What kind of job did the board do in holding homes accountable? This is one of the most epic failures in corporate governance in the annals of American capitalism. They did nothing to verify that her scientific claims were true Kerry ruse, I started cool appeared in October two thousand fifteen and revealed theranos did less than ten percent of its tests on Edison machines. What do you think's going on here homes struck back? This is what happens when you work to change things. And I they think you're crazy, then they fight you. And then all of a sudden you change the world. Let's skeptics we're no longer buying the theranos deception what I'm showing you. Now is the result of hundreds of engineers and scientists work homes repeatedly insisted she would present proof that a major industry. Conference that her technology worked. It can see the tray dropping into the Texan module. There was proof that never came and the evidence that you presented fell far short of that in two thousand sixteen after a series of surprise inspections. Federal regulators shut down the company's laboratory saying it posed immediate jeopardy. Patient health and safety. Nearly one million theranos test results were invalidated once. She started using this technology on the blood samples taken from consumers in Walgreens stores that was an unauthorized, medical experiment. There's no other way to put it theranos was on the brink of collapse. Big name investors found their stock was worthless. Education secretary Betsy DeVos in her family and media mogul Rupert Murdoch each lost more than one hundred million dollars. Walgreens, Sube theranos and settled for less than a quarter of. One hundred and forty million dollar investment. Why do you think this was outright fraud as opposed to any other Silicon Valley startup that just wasn't able to deliver on lofty goals because she raised money hundreds of millions of dollars on the basis of this technology, not only being ready and working but being commercially rolled out? You're also lying to the public relying the patients, you're lying doctors. You're lying regulators. Most people would call that fraud as well the securities and Exchange Commission called it massive fraud when they charged Elizabeth homes and sunny Bonnie in March home settled the SEC case without admitting guilt and paid half a million dollar fine. Bonnie who left theranos two years ago calls the SEC charges unwarranted and is fighting
Trump plans to announce Supreme Court pick July 9
"Traffic now five thirty i'm becky lynn and here's our top story two women are among the president's top choices to succeed retiring supreme court justice anthony kennedy at word from trump today the president also announcing he plans to announce his pick for the high court july night white house counselor kellyanne conway later today on the south lawn asked by reporters if the process of selecting a new supreme court justice is being rushed the president's on an artificial timeline for such an important decision but he's been working on this process why or someone literally for two years please now are the human remains found last week outside of a construction site in chandler to be those of a chandler woman who's been missing for about ten years body which was a very decomposed female was positively identified as that of jamie lady for those that are familiar with jimmy lady case she was reported missing back on may twenty eight to twenty ten by her father chandler police detective sets tyler tells ktar jamie's ex boy friend rick valentini is serving fifty four years in prison after he was convicted on a second degree murder charge for jamie's disappearance and death although her body had been found the valley will pay respects to the victims of the capital gazette shooting that killed five people the vigil will be held tomorrow at the journalists memorial at steele indian school park that will begin at eight pm there's growing concern this afternoon for missing woman in mesa silver alert remains active for seventy year old mary sullivan schultz the red haired woman was last seen yesterday at her care facility in mason near broadway and shoes seen wearing a short sleeve unknown colored v neck shirt she had dark capri style pants and was barefoot mesa police say o'sullivan schulz's diagnosed as bipolar and has.
95000 US-based Mexicans vote remotely in 2018 election
"Those chandler woman who's been missing for ten years out body which was a very composed female was positively identified as that of jamie lady for those that are familiar with the jimmy lady case she was reported missing back on may twenty eighth or twenty ten by her father chandler police detective south tyler tells ktar jamie's ex boyfriend rick valentini is serving fifty four years in prison after he was convicted on a second degree murder charge for jamie's disappearance and death although her body had not been found they may be far from home that mexican citizens living in the us are eager to influence this sunday's presidential election ninety five thousand mexicans living in the us have already voted in the mexican presidential election by mailing in their ballots more than double the number from the last election in two thousand twelve you're really excited on being part of this election judy beltran with the electoral institute of mexico city says that's in part to mexican citizens now being able to register to vote without having to leave the us he says moving forward expect they will continue increasing every year so we will have bitter numbers every result patino ktar news sarah's growing concern this afternoon for a missing woman in mesa a silver alert is still active for seventy year old mary o'sullivan scholtz the red haired woman was last seen yesterday at her care facility in mason near broadway and hegley shoes seen wearing a short sleeve unknown colored v neck shirt she had dark capri style pants and was barefoot mesa police say of sullivan schulz's diagnosed as bipolar and has alzheimer's if you have any information call mesa police her photo is at ktar dot com now let's check on.
Apple's Sticky Keyboard Triggers Offer For Free Repairs
"Guns at least for the most part but there's a new survey it says americans own more guns combined totals better than the next twenty five other top countries american gun market is not merely large it's unusual that geneva based small arms survey says americans own three hundred ninety three million firearms but it's the kind of weapons that around the caught the attention of study author aaron carp ordinary people can buy very powerful weapons that aren't available in a lot of other countries some i automatic rifles being the most profound example americans also buy some fourteen million new and imported guns every year and carp says the debate that surfaces following mass shootings in schools churches are concerts resulted in a surge of gun purchases carp says panic buying is a major phenomena on jan johnson this year marks the one hundred anniversary the end of world war one scott carr reports even one of the most infamous enemies of the allies is being remembered many events in the morals are being held this year to mark the end of the war to end all wars which led to the deaths of more than one hundred thousand us troops over nineteen months maybe the most infamous enemy of the allies with germany's manfred von rick tobin better known as the red baron who shot down as many as eighty allied planes before he was shot down at age twenty five in april of nineteen eighteen the charles m schulz museum snoopy and the red baron exhibit including original artwork is traveling this year you can see it mid july through october fourteenth at the military aviation museum in virginia beach virginia i'm scott carr apple says they're promising free repairs for faulty mac book keyboards after waves complaints about malfunctions company said it has determined that a small percentage of macbook and macbook pro keyboards may have misfiring keys unexpectedly repeat or do not produce characters or have keys that feel sticky apple says the company's own technicians or authorized service providers can provide the remedy and it may include replacing one or more of the keys or the entire keyboard the laptops eligible for the.
"schulz" Discussed on The Big Podcast With Shaq
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Catherine Herridge, Chairman and Justice Department discussed on The Jim Bohannon Show
"Fox news radio i'm rich denison a gunman fired shots through the window of a trenton florida restaurant this afternoon killing two sheriff's deputies gilchrist county sheriff robert schulz says the deputies families are devastated but proud understood when their loved ones pinned on a badge and they strapped on a gun that this is a possibility investigators say responding officers found the suspected gunman dead outside the restaurant memos written by former fbi director james comey have been released to several house committees which requested them fox's catherine herridge a week ago three committees the republican chairman asked for the memos to be provided the deadline was monday it was missed the justice department got an extension and that brings us to today most of the contents of the memo regarding interactions between the president and komi have already been made public.
Vatican admits altering photo of letter from Pope Benedict XVI about Francis
"Renoir comic strips by peanuts creator charles schulz and underground artist robert crumb the museum's construction and endowment is being funded entirely by lucas his wife and their foundation the vatican doctored a photo of benedict's praise for francis ap correspondent walter ratliff reports the vatican has admitted that it altered a photo of a letter sent to the media from retired pope benedict the sixteenth about pope francis theological background in the legible portion of the letter benedict praises a new volume of books on the theology on francis the vatican admitted thursday that a blurred the final two lines of the page or benedict begins to explain that he didn't read the books and cannot contribute a theological assessment of francis as requested because he has other projects the vatican's communications office released the photo to mark francis five year anniversary i'm walter ratliff the tunnel wine and more it's much more than a wine store it's the eighth wonder of the world when people talk about total wine and more they get a little carried away we're just a big friendly place run.
China accuses Trump of damaging global trade after hiking steel, aluminum tariffs
"Percent on over eighteen thousand fishing bourse shop in store online at cabelascom china's accusing us president donald trump of damaging the global trading system by hiking steel and aluminum tariffs while japan and south korea expressed alarm at potential economic cost china's commerce ministry said it firmly opposes trump's move it gave no indication whether beijing might make good on threats to retaliate south korea's trade minister speaking at an emergency meeting appeal to other governments to prevent a trade war trump's of the tariff hikes ordered thursday were needed to protect us national security by ensuring the survival of the country's metals producers japan's foreign minister said in a statement these measures could make a significant impact on the economic and cooperative relations former president barack obama could end up producing shows four net flicks according to a published report as the ap's mike hampton reports net flicks didn't immediately respond to our requests for comment according to the new york times barack obama reportedly negotiating a deal for he and his wife michelle to produce shows exclude of leave for the streaming service the newspaper sites unidentified people familiar with the talks the times says obama does not intend to use his netflix shows to respond directly to president trump or conservative critics in a statement to the associated press obama's senior adviser eric schulz says the obamas believe in the power of storytelling to inspire showed says the couple continues to search for.
Obamas reportedly in talks with Netflix to produce series
"A published report says the former president could be producing a show for netflix according to the new york times barack obama reportedly is negotiating a deal for he and his wife michelle to produce shows exclusively for the streaming service the newspaper sites unidentified people familiar with the talks the time says obama does not intend to use his netflix shows to respond directly to president trump or conservative critics in a statement to the associated press obama's senior adviser eric schulz says the obamas believe in the power of storytelling to inspire showed says the couple continues to search for new ways to help others share their stories on mike kemp thanks s state sale today outside washington at the home of an american hero the listing includes glenn senate share a flight jacket and clothing with the insignia of his 1998 space shuttle flight when he became the oldest person to go into space i'm ed donahue ap radio news spring it's vitally here bester in the pets trout her in the riffles while i or on the dropoffs at you are right where he want to be here's to the season.