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My name is Lauren. I'm thirty three. I didn't want my identity to be the smoking mom my first experience with jewel. I do remember being like distance good. It's it's it's like a cigarette. But not I don't miss smoking. At all. Like, I can officially say it grosses me out jewel is the tobacco alternative that delivers nicotine satisfaction without cigarette. Asher lingering odor. Make the switch and J U L dot com slash sports. Warning. This product contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical another day another head coaching change and Cleveland Cavaliers fired head coach. Tyron Lou token, Cleveland. Fired two rounds of fire. Jackson more. Factory. The NHL MGM are proud to announce MGM as an official gaming partner of the NHL ranch. For the double team probing. Fluff came in check. What you see? Perception sporting events. Get this shoot. Walkabout side the lines. I'm Ryan Smith and for Bob Lee, tough week to be a Cleveland fan trouble in the land. That's our big story today. And when you think of the Browns, you don't often think of the patriots. But there is some symmetry between the two for example, their last playoff victory in one thousand nine hundred four was with Bill Belichick is coach. And how about this? John Gordon, drew the star for New England last night, contrary to reports that he would be penalized for tardiness by missing the few series. The change was noted with a hint of dejavu by Cleveland dot coms. Mary Kay, Cabot who noted second time this season, it's happened. Todd. Haley started him versus Steelers in opener against Hugh Jackson's wishes Jackson denied rumors of a rift between the coaches. Where do you think you want to address relationship? There's nothing. Oh, my relationship with Haley that was Sunday on Monday. They were on the same page for something. Both getting fired is very troubling. It's hard to win an NFL. Everybody knows that it's us. And I think the message today is we're not gonna put up with internal discord and Jackson's tenure ends at three thirty six and one in Cleveland, the new interim coach former defensive coordinator, Greg Williams, he of a career record of seventeen and thirty one with baggage remember bountygate and all this happened just twenty five hours after that other Cleveland team dumped their head coach. Tyron Lou, it's to Cleveland coaches fired in just over a day Lou becoming only the fourth head coach ever to be fired the season after going to the NBA finals the Cavs the NBA's last winless team at Owens sex. What a difference LeBron makes as the king gave props to his former coach. Three and a half four years. Macos lou. A team that we put together a lot of nothing but good stuff to talk about though. But that whole situation is on me. And just when you thought things couldn't get worse. Larry drew believed to be the team's new. Interim coach says not so at least not yet he'd like more security before taking on the head job. And who could blame him when the Cavs played tonight who will be their head coach still a mystery. It's becoming hard to believe in believe land these days. Joining me now from Cleveland knowing all things about Cleveland sports. Mary Kay, Cabot Browns beat writer for Cleveland dot com. So Mary Kay. Thank you so much for joining us. I think it's pretty obvious. It looks like Larry was going to be the coach tonight. But how what is the mood like in Cleveland with all this turmoil surrounding the coaches, but the teams well, it's been a little bit of a tough week for Cleveland fans here again with what's going on. There was so much excitement. When Baker Mayfield took over the starting job for the Cleveland Browns. It just looked like they had found their savior. And now just a couple of weeks after that the head coach gets fired the offensive coordinator gets fired the future is uncertain right now. But I do think actually a lot of people are excited about the fact that maybe they'll bring in some exciting new coach such as a Sean McVay type or something like that. So, you know, hope always springs eternal in Brownstown. So I think Browns fans are okay about this the Cavs. It's a little different right now. I love that. You still have that hope, but I have to ask you what's on. Everybody's mind is what was the relationship really like between Baker Mayfield and Hugh Jackson. Well, you know, I don't think they had that close of a relationship because here Jackson had taken over the CEO coach role this year, and he really didn't have a chance to work with Baker the way he wanted to that was one of the things he was trying to do. He was trying to take back the offense and the play calling. He felt that Baker Mayfield needed to run a different kind of scheme a little bit more with the air raid concepts that he ran it Oklahoma. He didn't feel that Todd. Haley was doing that. And he never really got that chance. Were you surprised that Haley was out given that they had differences? But there was talked before all this happened that that Haley might ascend to the job once you if you lost his, yeah, you know, what it almost seemed like it was going to be one or the other. But I think in the final analysis they crunched all the numbers on offense. And what was going on with Baker? And realized that that just wasn't going to be good for him. Either Baker was getting sacked at an alarming rate. The the offense just wasn't conducive to his strengths. Todd. Haley was reluctant to play guys. Like Duke Johnson who could be a good. Outlet pass for Baker Mayfield. Nick chubb. He didn't wanna play him very much. They had to go ahead and trade Carlos Hyde basically to almost force him to play those guys. So I just don't think he was in good standing either. As far as the coaching position is concerned. What are the teams plans for the future? Greg Williams has the job right now. How long will he keep that? Will he even be considered? If they do a pretty good job this year as the next head coach. Yes, I think he will be considered. This is an opportunity for him to put a resume out there and say, hey, you know, I deserve to have this job. But in the final analysis, I do think that they will be looking for the next offensive wizard. I mean who doesn't want to Sean McVay right now or an Andy Reid. And of course, we know that John Dorsey came from Kansas City is very closely connected with an Andy Reid type of ofensive mind. I think he'll be looking for a guy like that. And I think you can also look at just the whole west coast family that he comes from with Ron woolfe, and and that whole family of football guys for where the next coaches might come from. Yeah. Doug Peterson Andy Reid coach. He didn't do too badly. Let's talk Cleveland. Cavs. What went into Tyron lose firing? Now why now? You know, it just seems to me as though it was a difference between either wanting to play the young guys or the veterans tie tended more towards the veterans and that just wasn't working out. It's not what they wanted. You know, they were owing six and they wanted to move towards the future and get these young guys in there and playing, and I I really just think that that was it. No, there's Larry drew thing is very interesting because you think any guy wants an opportunity to have a job, it seems like he's seeking some sort of guarantee. What does this Cleveland job look like in your opinion with the Cavaliers now if you're a guy out there one of these coaching candidates who who the Cavs might want? Well, you know, I think it's an attractive job to anybody. There's only so many jobs available in any of these leagues. So I would think that it would be an attractive job for someone, but it would have to be someone young willing to play young guys and with an innovative mind that that is really willing to try to get these guys working together and knowing full well that this is a rebuild that could mean a number of losses. I know Cleveland fans don't want to hear that with especially with Kevin love out for possibly a month or more with his foot injury. One quick thing. What do Cleveland fans have to look forward to one thing that you can put out there? I would say Baker Mayfield. Even though this year, they might not win a ton of games. I think you can see in every single game. They are competitive. You see the fire. You see the passion in him. And he gives them a lot of hope for the future. All right in Baker. We trust Mary Kay cabinet. Thank you so much on Monday. The NHL did something they were once, unquote. Opposed to they signed a deal with MGM resorts international for the casino giant to become its official sports betting partner. That's a first for the league Commissioner Gary Bettman was once a vocal critic of sports betting, but in making the deal that mimic knowledge, the supreme court ruling that permits sports wagering in states that want it as made for strange bedfellows. But the fact that matters the world has changed the way people consume sports is changed, and frankly would ever views. Anybody had a year ago have been changed by the fact that the supreme court ruled on passbook and sports betting subject to state next. Has found a new road in a new life? So what does the NHL get out of it no fee for betting on their games? But according to Bettman, quote, we have the ability to have input on what's being bet on MGM gets access to the league's intellectual property. Think of the use of team logos things like that. But perhaps more importantly access to advance game data kind of data that in theory could be used by bettors and making profits or help N G M set their odds a little bit better. All of this could add up to a brave new world in sports betting both for the leagues and fans. You know, I'd place a bet on David Purdham. He writes about gambling for ESPN chalk joins us. Now. David let me ask you from fans perspective. What would be the difference under this deal? If you're a fan in terms of betting at MGM versus some other casino. Well, the first thing you're going to notice is the NHL logos. That team logos. They're going to be on display Las Vegas. Sports books in GM sports books. That was something on prohibited. In the past the second thing, you mentioned is that data and that's going to come and play down the road and it's going to fuel what's called in game betting. That's where the odds are posted throughout the game. And bettors can take a stab at any time during the game. And that's believed to be the most lucrative part of this deal and the future of sports betting in the US. You know, there's another part of this. They were a little bit quiet on the financial terms of all this the end. This is the the NHL is the second league to sign this kind of deal the NBA signed a deal with MGM in July about a twenty five million dollar deal there. What does the NHL get out of this financially that you know of? We don't know much. Darren reveal are great business reporter asked around. It. Didn't get many estimates. We do know that the NBA's deal with the GM, which is very similar was worth at least twenty five million dollars. And that was a multi year deal similar to the NHL. Now, if you just go off how much is wagered on the NBA compared to the NHL, it's about double. So if you look at that and look at that it's going to be less than twenty five million. You'd have to assume, you know, it's interesting these guys, it's a non exclusive deal for the NHL as opposed to exclusive for the NBA, which means NHL can go and make deals with other casinos too. So what do you think the future is of this integrity fee? This is the fee that the leagues were asking soon as the supreme court case came down saying we should get at least one percent because you're betting on our games are content. What is the future of that argument? All right now, we have the NHL NFL NCWA saying they have no interest in these integrity fees. Major league baseball the NBA and the PGA tour are still looking to get some sort of cut of the amount wagered on their games. They haven't had any success in these new states that have legalized sports betting. However, the last Bill we saw a New York really prominent state did include a point two percent point two zero percent fee off the handle majored on those games. So that Bill will come up next year. We'll see if they get it would be a big win for the league is sure would considering that right now sports betting is happening in Vegas. And nobody's getting anything from that. Based on what we've seen so far, David. Thank you so much. You got it. Coming up basketball's signature moves. They can never really hear about. My name is Lauren. I'm thirty three. I didn't want my identity to be the smoking. Mom, my first experience with jewel. I do remember being like this. It's good. It's it's it's like a cigarette. Butt nine. I don't miss smoking. At all. Like, I can officially say it grosses me out jewel is the tobacco alternative that delivers nicotine satisfaction without cigarette. Asher lingering odor. Make the switch and J U L dot com slash sports. Warning. This product contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical. Outside. The lines is brought to you by I. Where whatever your dream is. We can help you make it. Here's more stuff. That matters. This just in Seattle Seahawks. Linebacker Michael kendricks will be able to return to practice for week twelve and play week fourteen as he awaits sentencing for insider trading charges kendricks who pleaded guilty had his indefinite suspension reduced to eight game. Bam the kendricks who served three games of his penalty met last week with Roger Goodell to plead his case and when the WWE holds its crown jewel event in Saudi Arabia on Friday, John CENA won't be there. Cedeno mainstream actor has not publicly said why he pulled out? But the decision comes following the death of a Washington Post journalist at the Saudi Arabi Saudi Arabian consulate in Turkey. Now. Most of wrestling's biggest stars will be attending. And anyone up for a run? We'll maybe not like this at the Venice marathon over the weekend runners, including the elite class blade brave. Strong winds. Heavy rain ankle deep waters rushing into the streets from the historic Venetian lagoon the winner. Across the finish line in just over two hours and thirteen minutes. Michael Jordan had the tongue wagging dunk. Alan Iverson, the killer crossover mono, the euro, step basketball's filled with examples of signature moves by our favorite stars. And in this segment from the ESPN documentary basketball love story, sometimes the most memorable signature moves have nothing to do with taking a shot. Patients with the bowl. That's where I think probing came from. Probing? As it was a dazzling fast. What I try to do is. I got by my guy. But there was nothing. Good. I didn't want to give back that real estate of advantage. That's why we keep calling. Which to draw someone else still nothing. I keep going that might take under the basket. But keep going because they still have a problem solve he's still going to either get back in front of me. Or are they gonna switch? And I knew that if I could keep my head up eventually. Steve Nash all about wanting to make other guys better. Everybody wanted to go to Phoenix not just because of the nice weather in the Gulf because they were going to get to play with Steve Nash. And he was going to get them the ball exactly where they like it. I was always waiting for the defense to Megan steak and find someone for. My last reserves to shoot. In a way, it was like an architect. Trying to solve a puzzle about space. I was really the way. I saw the game. Coming into the league speed of the games so different while to adjust. Over the course of my career. I would say able to slow down. As a kid basketball. You'd think is supposed to be play at a hundred miles an hour. So. I got Lee and how to just slow down. That's gonna started. Claire. I take my time. The ones going to be Kevin Durant with a double team. By four the best game at Kevin Durant. I mean, we we never saw anything like that. Sometimes the defense to a double team because I know if I scored four five buckets and row are shooting. So I'm just waiting for about teammates just for the kid. If they bring a double team before they come back and get shot off point two seconds. Steph back. Fit a shot like that six feet eleven seventeen told trillion shots from three point range. Cover him. I know is a good shot out of a double team was the best. A good shot as word before they. From the double team. Well, it was. Player. Pretty good. He did special tell over from Europe and betas, Mark. Pump fake flop. Tell whether that's eight. Flop came from check. The bullet and just go over union by chance. Referee doesn't make the coast gonna make sure that. Do things that they have to call. A little flat by. To say I started. Yeah. I overdo it. Banks hard at a diva. Bill. Yes. Guys, go crazy. And that's what you want them to think about. Debacle charge chambers. I like the pressure is basically working on them. Forgot that officials number one time told me I know what you're thinking about get cold from me and the next time on the floor. I got the call then. The place. Guy. Something me start. But I was the best. My flooding. The best. Basketball. Love story are unprecedented. Twenty hour film that consists of more than sixty interconnected short stories continues tonight with episodes seven and eight starting eight PM eastern on ESPN all the episodes, by the way are streaming as well on the ESPN app. When we come back coach a pro sports team impossible job next. Geico presents eyewitness interviews with inanimate objects. This is Belinda Collins live on the scene of a recent lightning storm here to describe the event a TV tray watching football and holding a plate of Meatloaf wing. Pam a bolt of lightning slams into the apartment blowing out the TV and surround sound anything. You could have done to help. I'm a foldable table, not an electric TV. Trae can't help you in a lightning storm. But the gut co insurance agency can help you get covered for personal property damage. Go to Geico dot com to see how a forcible renter's insurance can be. Sportscenter. Six PM eastern after PTI with sage in Kevin Adam Schefter, joins the show to break down the NFL trade deadline winters. Plus will there be a surprise at number two in the first college football playoff rankings, and are the broad and the Lakers on the right track? Sportscenter six eastern on ESPN and ESPN app tonight on ESPN. We'll have the exclusive reveal of the first college football playoff top twenty five rankings of the season. Seven PM eastern Reese Davis and the guys breaking them down from top to bottom, plus coaches reactions you can always watch live on the ESPN app from anywhere. When the Brown James left Cleveland for the sunny shores of LA few thought the Cavs would remain contenders. After all the last time he left they had forty wins over the next two seasons. But Tyron lose firing another important truth in the world of sports stars leave coaches peg, why do you think Tom is so reluctant to trade Jimmy Butler, if the wolf's missed the playoffs he's likely out of a job in soccer, Real Madrid soul Cristiano Renaldo to event this off season now therefore four and two and one day after Lewis fired riyal coach Julio and low Peggy lost his job to you have to wonder if he'd be around for though is still there. Now, it's obvious that coaches getting none of the glory and all of the blame. But can we blame them if they make move against the youth movement and dare I say it try to win. Hugh Jackson was skewered for playing tyrod Taylor over Baker Mayfield in retrospect that was a bad decision. But there was logic to it. Lou was reportedly chided by management for not benching JR Smith and Kyle Korver in. Favor of the youth movement. Look, this is no mystery coaches know, the deal their jobs are subject to the whims of player movement management and fans whether the LeBron's Manal those of the world are there or not? But when the stars don't align in their favor. Maybe it's time we stop blaming them for what we know. They can't control that's a frost. And if alive is next.
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The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists, he's a sex part. But if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out, there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up you called? The not. My brother made advice show from the genera oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm here. Middle brother. Travis mcelroy. I'm your youngest brother Griffin. Macro. I forgot what I say babies. Yep. Folks. Check your calendar. I'm sure it's probably beeping. And it's like you're like what did I said at four. And it's because it's time four of fantastic beasts, the cries of Griddle walled watch. That's right Grendel watch watch is here, folks. I tell you the weird thing just in my calendar is be Vink. But it's a paper wall calendar. Yeah. Must have one of Griddle wards wild Shan in Chapman's on it. They must be a grand ole wad creep. Johnny Depp was like I'll only play a character named Gruntal wad. Because that's what I am. I are L fam-. I like this series of tastic beasts because it gives me the opportunity to feel what it must have been like to be a grownup when Harry Potter was extremely popular. They're all wizards and witches, and it's all. What is this day manage these guys name into work? They split the uprights of me Griffin McElroy who waited in line for a midnight release of not not just one more than one of the Harry Potter books to now in twenty eighteen having disdained floor grumble Gord and and his curse like that was me. And now, it's so not grumble gig. I just don't care about the works of Grenville gag now steal what to do. And also where where's little love for the mediocre beats all all your favorites are not here. None of your. I should've. I'm spoke. None of your favorites are here. Nobody knows the names of any of the characters. Nobody cares about this franchise. And yet it continues to trundle along. I'm sure making buckets of cash, I just don't know. Who's just now I do want to say there are some Harry Potter series favorites in this one. I'm pretty sure that. Lord voldemort. And I know that's taboo, but I'm not afraid of him anymore because I saw Harry Potter kick his ass. He's in it. I think somewhere looking forward to it too. Got my tickets for release day, which I don't know where what that is. Or what it is? I just wanna know where these all these people are so worried about their beautiful beef. And I just wanted to what are you all doing to preserve the life of Lillian James Potter because we have in. Yeah. Opportunity. Oh shit. And then j Aron could just follow her dream and completely reimagined Harry Potter series where she starts back at book one. Oh, and this time lily and James totally alive. Totally part of it there there. Everything's cool. Nestle Nestle close fan. Two hours four minutes long. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all gather close the boy aim in it. Yeah. That's actually what how he's known in this when the boy who doesn't appear this is one hundred thirty four minutes of boyfriend material, the boy didn't saddle up for this. Rod, folks. It's just Eddie Redman opening up his like suitcase in letting out, you know, I don't know a dog with like I dunno with a tail like a fish tail or like, I know a big bird. I I haven't seen the first one either. I did I watched it on a plane was three deep in the window. And like y'all there's no way they're going to top the buck wild twist ending of that movie, which was vis character has been disgraced shithead, Johnny Depp, the whole time super size. He's had a charm cast on them to make look like someone else. But it was the whole time disgraced piece of garbage shit. Johnny depp. Gotcha Jackie did get us. I guess grip walled. Crumble gus. Chess rumble ghost JAL. Jonathan deaf called David gates. Hey me. Johnny Depp, man news here. What is Johnny? You're gonna head some more minutes. Remember, those beasts that you say were to. Fantastic. A have to include them. Scramble old eat the beasts is that his fantastic crimes. Eddie Redman opens up his magic briefcase and the ferry hippopotamus comes out and grumbled eats him. Like is that the fantastic crime just him slowly devouring every animal I want to take money on to the movie theater. This her first exposure to the Harry Potter series. So good I want her to get on board with the HP franchise from the kerm. Ginga busse. But starting here this. Sir window in this is where it starts. We're going to sit down for two full cursed. You know? Christian minutes, watch the crimes of big of bus. Girls Streep doing magic either and get these beasts all riled up at times. Debt? Right. You go all the sun was out and then get out in the cover of night and think that the end times of come. And then you can just say like, no. But then listen, there's two characters who are married that you haven't even met yet they die, but their son doesn't he goes on a great school adventure for eight years. I'm sitting here looking at the rotten tomatoes on this one. And I kid you not is sitting at fifty per cent. Hollywood glitter Audie. There are critics of this. Great industry. We call show biz could not even be bothered to form an opinion as one collective hive mind. They all shrugged and said, I don't know the boys not in it. But it is extremely long. This is like if you put out a superman movie that was about when his dad was in high school or even worse like when he's God's math teacher was in high school. And you're like, wait you call this way. Why where's the superman like well suit me as not even born yet? Why the fuck am? I watch. Movie. Well, the math teacher his dad's math teacher wins the science fair. It's like the the Star Wars prequels for about emperor Palpa teens, childhood friend like. I don't know how rotten tomatoes does their system, but the last review on here says a strangely charmless and excessively dingy film too long static for anyone. But the most diehard with neither richness of tone or color. This is a film guaranteed to sell tickets at the cost of its own soul. And that's a positive one apparently tomato said this is a thumbs up for this particular. This is a plump juicy tomato. You can definitely include in your Putin Iska. Hey, let's do it. Vice we've done on this dumb movie ally. Doco see that movie don't go. See the film Togo see karma from wall. But I don't have to tell you that. Because you didn't go see the first one if you're me now that finally feels like winter my boyfriend has finally packed ways summer. Wardrobe turns out, he only has three pairs of jeans and three sweaters over the course of a work week. He mix matches different combinations to make five outfits that are all close, but different enough that no one notices. He's rewiring sweater or a pair of pants by Friday today. He wore the same sweaters yesterday. Would they different pair of pants? I told him we're gonna notice and bathing. He should wear the same jeans sweater because people are less likely to notice. He disagreed wholeheartedly. Basically the same outfit is yesterday to work today. So what's the official ruling brothers? How close can you wear things without people noticing and probably thinking, you're a little weird and maybe gross. That's from brisk. If Boston is this. An SAT prep test. Here's the thing about this question that I think is missing like wing, you say, no one noticed what you mean is when your boyfriend walked into work. Nobody like pointed at him and said that's the same sweaters yesterday. Just because no one did that doesn't mean they didn't notice or not in grade school anymore. You you you can't convince yourself that your shit is cloaked just because people didn't bring it to your media attention. Now, it depends on what this weather's look like if it's like a nice grey pullover, and like a red card again, and maybe just like nice blue knit dealy. Then maybe you could switch out and people don't notice. But if one of the sweaters say like, I'm I'm I'm on number. I'm a real pizza puppy, and it has a picture of a dog eating big slice of pizza on it and giving thumbs up on a skateboard whenever that one comes up in the rotation. People are going to notice that it's pizza puppy shirt time again now, okay? See whole on. Now, I gotta send an Email to the to get this pizza puppy designed into the store this fast track and make sure you include all of the false starts of like sort of the beginning articles of the pizza puppy that I sort of dropped in eight backup with into my mouth, maybe wearing a Doug scenario where it's three of the same sweaters in three of the same jeans. Let's talk about jeans because I think you can wear them shits many days in a row, and I think that you boys being client, especially in the cold months. It's the cold months fuck off like right, like I'm just trying to survive I'm gonna wear the same jeans a lot, it's not doing anything nasty to them. I put on a pair of raw shrink to fit Levi's on the day that we started filming my brother, my brother and me television series September seventeenth of twenty sixteen and I have worn those jeans. Every day set's not every day pretty much every day since wait. They'd been your hold on. Wait. I do what I said. I do recognize. I said this. But that seems excessive to me that you do denim. You live them no way. Hold on. Yeah. I've seen how you live just and then you have two small children that help you live in those paints. Help you. I argue they do not help you live in those pants. They live in those pay tribute to the living. You do in those fan, gene strong. Okay. He's got one strong pair, gene. Gene, get strong. Like Christie, maybe like builds up an exit skeleton St. if you lived in your jeans long enough, they you get a view these, gene. These genes these are like the the sister that traveling pants on the one doing the traveling not the pants, and you know, I'm the whole system. Oh, one man sisterhood in these beautiful pants. I just you get good denim. And where it out asked Jesse about this. You get good there Denham heads, they'll pay ten thousand dollars for some old jeans. They dug out of coal mine. So he died in the light by jeans to get them in this day. And you're not supposed to wash them you wash them not at first because you're gonna lose a lot of the indigo what you're trying to do is wear some lines into. And then you wear you will lose a little bit color. But you're also going to get some of those good wear lines. I'm saying jeans wear every sting lines. You fuck and use young AB. Travis. Hey, Travis go, I want you to right now have a mental style. Flashback of all the time. You've told me, my jeans stink. Eighteen and when you come up a little bit short there Christopher Nolan. They're going to realize that you don't have a b roll put into this montage. None very no times. He does. He does got you there. What's the what's the appropriate to make this more relatable? Because like I feel like I've thought my position was extreme. And then Justin came shrieking into the room with his stand up on their own. Let's come up with a more relatable rule, which is what is the appropriate ratio of tops too long pants to have for like everyday where to workplace I'm saying. If you if you if you or school or whatever like, I don't give a shit I worked from home. I'll wear like me on his launch every fucking day. I don't care. I have nothing. But I for me it's like for me just going by like my own closet. It's like six to one six shirts to one pair of long pants. Maybe even more favoring the shirts. Yeah. I I would say somewhere between five to one it's especially when we're talking jeans. There's something about a like a khaki or linen out, maybe two days jeans. I feel like you do genes for a week. But the thing is we're not talking about where we're talking about. You're going to work in front of other human being he's been each you need as many shirts as you have days of work. Yeah. You need as many shirts as you could wear a workweek. And you probably if you have just one extra then you're mustard. But right live in a in a world. I don't want you to live in a world that could be up ended by mustard. And that is that is the precarious situation. You find yourself in right now, you could lose thir-. Thirty three point three percent repeating of your words of deal of mustard incident. Yeah, that's their. That's there's no piece of stakes stakes are way too high. You could never eat when you're eating stakes stakes are too high. How about heal? Yes. Yes. Was sending by Mira Palmer. Thank you, married. It's yahoo. Answers user Kennedy. Cricket. What's wrong excited? It sounded good. All right. Kennedy. Cricket asks if you could talk to everyone in the world at the same time. What would your message be to them? I e don't use abusive comments. Okay. All right. You all realize Bruce almighty, you can talk you can shoot out one mess. You've grabbed the grocery store like checkout. Mike PA microphone of the planet and say something into every human being's brain all at the same time lets. Say just for argument's sake is Babel fish translated into every imaginable language simultaneously. You get one message to just blast out there. But one sentence you can't get you know, we ought to eat simple with it. What? What is your message? I know what you did. No, no Travis. You made a joke, and you didn't even think about it. You came up with that before I even finish reading the question. I really this is important. We could solve some shit here. Okay. Well, I mean, my honesty ends are probably be something about myself. Okay. Gimme that. Gimme that answer. Probably something. Like, I I am Travis belong to me. Now, something along those lines. It'd be cool. I am Travis protector of man, like something that really a stab, which is like my God hood. I think would be how I would use it. See I was trying to think of if we could get eating closer to world peace, but your solution might have sort of like watchmen like affect where everybody would become so scared of the God voice Travis they would all band together to defend themselves for wind judgment to send. It could go the other way Griffin of like, then they all feel so embraced by. God Travis that they're like, what's the point of finding when we all know love. It's just too dangerous too dangerous your taxes too dangerous. I feel like we're gonna whatever the message is it has to start with everyone be chill. I know this is wild. But and then you can say whatever like, I really, hey, got my insta-. Here's my fate. Here's my my new cloud. I'm mixed tape is on fire. It's WW Ono. I ran out of. Goatee but covers Vega girl dot com. Check out pictures on my dog teen Ravis, by the way, teen Google dot com. Oh, I still have more bring BAC stations four twenty four. How long is is. You'll know you'll you'll get a you'll get you'll get a little light that blinks when it's time to wrap up. I think my would be like Arabi chill. I know. This is weird. But then I would just write Beekman greater sign pointing towards big win. Bill, my 'cause I wanna get it out there that I think Beekman was the superior show beakman's world was a lot better than Bill Nye the science guy out of it on TV, and I just wanna say that was better. But there's going to be like there's going to be like a a four year old living in like Turkey. Who's like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about God voice now unless now not in Spain though in spe in Spain and Latin America, they're gonna go nuts for it. Because they don't know they love they love is world that he it's not. It's not a message that just reaches Latin America just into the world and gotta have something for everyone. What about everybody lean to the left, and we see if we throw off the world's rotation fun. That can be cool everyone. Hey, everyone. I know this is weird but be chill about it. But guess what? Just freakin hug, that's the love language that spreads across all the world. And. Very likes hugs grooving the out. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Maybe like a knowing nod. Hey, everyone nod at your friend. This is why this is weird. So sorry to intrude give it knowing nod to nearby person. I worry though, if we end up with like, a simultaneous worldwide nod vowed would also throw off the world's tation. I'll tell you everybody. Everybody pick a random numbers seconds. And then nod at each other. Yeah. That way we can stagger. It, you know, it could be really cool. If you could be like, hey, everybody. I know. This is scary. But everything's gonna be okay. But listen us feature says what? What about like? Hey, everybody. I know this is weird but be chill party derricks. And then everyone the world would implode like there would be a sinkhole at Derek's house. 'cause all what there's like wait seven Griffin. They would. No, I think they would written. No, you're intent you're racist. Say like party at Derrick Fs. I am. Okay. You know, what guys? I'm I'm probably thinking too much about this because starting to come around to this being extremely good question yet for show. What I would if you have the ability to see it's not like there's this concept of of if you point to traffic at a website. They're not ready for it. You're going to like melt the yells the whole site. I feel like you could do that to anything with the world's attention. Like, there's nobody. Yes. Individually that's going to build a withstand complete like world attention, which is what you would get. I think with this sort of. Like, you're saying this bobbing. We could not we could not accomplish anything specific or explicit is what you're saying. Because anything we directed the world's attention to. So it has to it has to be some sort of general message of mental wellbeing that. It also feels like it would have to be an inception kind of thing. I don't think we could say like everyone being nice. I think it would have to be like, for example. Maybe you have like a product that. You wanna go viral? You want the next pause or you want? You have the next like beanie babies or let's say like pet rock pet rockabilly. Great example. Okay. You could send everyone a moment of saying. Like haven't you always wanted a pet that doesn't wonder off? But this is going to travel like really not listening because this would destroy the pet rock industry. If all people on earth got horny for it. Like we run out of pet row. Yes. So it has to be can I give you guys? A maybe they answer this. This is my mind almost threatening in a way, which is kind of like it's like good spirit threatening. Which is kind of like deity like, hey, everybody. I know is where but Beachill about it. But listen mean, people suck. And then we'll hear that. And like, wow. Well, we know what not to be. And then they put a little love in their hearts. Okay. I think I know what I would actually right. Okay. I think I would right. Hey, it's God. Whoa. I'm out. Whoa. Here's what I'm saying. Say, hey, it's got I'm out. Yep. I was real the whole time. But now I'm done ski y'all got around here on y'all got it from here. I was real. But I say y'all got it from here on out. That's a bad a bad one to do. It seems like that's actually the beginning of revelation seems like maybe you accidentally did the apocalypse. No. I think that mine if you're coming things from like, I think I think God would say like, hey, y'all be good to each other keep chill, but it is your individual hand. So please try to keep it sexy down there. Either. We'll just say that you don't have to pretend to be the Lord abandoning his sheet. You don't have to pretend to be the king of kings at Bandon his flock. You can just say, hey, keep it sexy down there. No, no, no. I don't want people to try to continue doing terp. It. My will. I want them to know that I was real for a while. But I'm going to leave. They should try to keep their fucking shit together for a seldom why not leave some ambiguity in and say like I am God. I may or may not be leave. It doesn't really matter. Okay. Annable? I am God. I'm out be back in twenty five. Keep it all my God. Hey, I'm God. Hey, it's me God climate change is real, and I can't fix that. Because that that would be a powerful. Now, we are talking. Yes. Yes. God climate change is real and it's out of my. So here's two things that Israel change. Conor change at. Here's something else's real. How about this game? I don't know. What to do y'all fucked up my world, I made it so good. I thought I made it so good. You couldn't break it. But look at this you done broke it. Yeah. Anyway, check out my soundcloud at step. Here's another question for the haters. This was just for eight years. I recently went out for dinner with my girlfriend, and some friends we share some appetizers and split an entree with my girlfriend when the waiter came around and asked if we wanted to hurt everyone said, no brothers are really wanted that chocolate lava cake, but I didn't wanna be the only one eating dessert. What could I have said or done during the meal or after to prevent this tragedy and this from over ordering on -tario, Canada, I presume this is maybe the best question we've ever gotten. So thank you for sending it. There's a lot of like dining etiquette with your friends and a lot of this has been solved with technology stuff like VIN VIN mo-, or split wise or whatever man diesel diesel, right? The appetizer. You order maybe not everybody gets a hand on that ball. So they don't have some of that the entrees, maybe yours was more expensive than them have absent deal with that. If you're the only one that wants dessert now, it's also a time issue and. That I just your I've been in the situation lot. I just don't ever get the desert, and it's my fault. It's my fault because I am not friends with the sweet tooth gang. I need to make sweet tooth friends. Here's the thing. Here's the thing Griffin. Here's what you are doing wrong as well as I wonderful. I appreciate them so much question asker. And that is you think you're the only one who wants to hurt. So you didn't speak up. Everyone of the tables that everyone enough I ever I've never been in this scenario where I said, you know, what I would like dessert and everyone else hasn't gone wove. You're going to do what every here, here's the. Here's the will real bellwether pick the desert you want and say, you want our many forks are for the people at the table. So those mother fuckers and not be like, oh, none for me. Thank you know, they're going to have a fork. And you know, what else they're going to do guaranteed? Eighty percent of the time someone tables going to be like, well, if you're getting that then actually want the other one eventually. You will have every desert in the restaurant brought to your table. Eric got fork. They're loving it. They're enjoying like, you're you're having a meal with friends. And now, you're splitting delicious dessert. That's what we're on the fucking planet for gang. This is what we're here for and it's reach out and grab this desert that we're all here for let me tell you. Here's the trick. What you do? Is you ask the server the wait staff person to list, the desserts out loud? Because in someone's looking at it paper. Right. That's not a share communal experience. Just ask. And as they're listening to Mel out, you make contact with ever tell you one kinda nod a little bit like Whoo. Ooh, that's good before before before any time has passed. You're having a full on like hedonistic dessert party of your been to a restaurant where they do the thing where they bring out like fake desserts for you to enjoy and you can like pick pick pick them from the fake ones. I never. Done that before. But always kind of wondered what it would be like, let's it's pretty it's pretty boss, dude. Yeah. I've also been to a place where they brought out my steak precooked showed it to me. And said is this looks good? Right. And then when cooked here's a little teaser trailer for your trap. But this one is plastic. We will throw it away. Why don't we do this at the hang steak this whole menu where they bring out there's just sort of like a very strong sort of loofah rig. No type who's carrying many trays out. And it has every possible thing you eat, and he kind of walks it around the restaurant constantly sort of like a. Somebody announcing the rounds at a prize fight or something like that. And you can pick it off all have what's on all have Lou rig. No is having on his left pectoral. I believe I believe that's the lasagna. I think we can all agree. Like, the second most exciting thing when you go to Red Lobster is the big tank of lobsters and you pick so good so good. The first most exciting thing is when the best business come out, but the laws are in the Tate. What have we just did that for fucking every like you went in and said like, and that's the broccoli. I'll be having like that potato like the control you would feel but the potatoes floating big fish tank. Yeah. He's he's got googly eyes on him. They all have name dish should be a combination grocery store restaurant where you go grocery shopping. And then you take your bags of groceries up in them in the kitchen here. I can't I picked the freshest all the finest on all the freshest in front. I think the freshness in the finest police make the Senate dinner for me Pollino, you know. Some chopped heads though, would go in there with like some gummy bears. Some jasmine rice some surge in pork tummy and say like do it do it. You have thirty minutes LL dolls clearly for daughter. They weren't part of the meal, and you know, it shamed. Me, but they are delicious. Yeah. This is very good. You guys are do that thing where you know, you need to go to the grocery store, and you put it off for so long that you end up coming home right at dinner time, and you're in hell because all of a sudden, you have no dinner and all these groceries on load and no to get dinner. Ever done that. Because I think that's a great time to order pizza. Who is this dot? If I'm following you Justice. You're saying is the problem is when you bring food home you're faced with well. Now, I have to do something with the food. No. I'd rather know it's pizza clock. Yeah. I would say that's a great time for my family for us to all order pizza. Honey, let's make tonight with. But you just went to the store you have bright trying to quit you quit fucking contradicting this incredible. Character Justice said Justin created a new character here. I'm very enthusiastic about which is time for pizza. That's okay. We've got the pilot of Justin sitcom time for pizza. We've just I'm exhausted. I went to the store, and I've bought all the freshest of and I don't want to cook anymore Honey because I'm so tired from by the groceries. And I was thinking how about you me and the kids rent panic to read. From red box already. You gotta go back. Right across the street. The doesn't have any Gershwin's that doesn't pretty good red FOX. Betty to we're going to get a pizza tonight. Right on the special requests of the Domino's pizza tracker. Could you just grab me Paddington to on the way by right eight that'd be great. They should have. They used to have you river while some chain had a a deal or they bring you a DVD inside your pizza. I just remember that a drop dead. Fred was one of the options, you could get drop dead. Fred delivered to your house and that was last year that they offered that. Which was weird. The problem is FBI saw that is domestic terrorism. So they had to very much stop. Should we money's own? Yes. Let's let's do. 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I just wanted to say that Papa John's did the movie Vic do and their offerings were seen it junior. The best of rocky and bull winkle and friends durang or kids or weekend at Bernie's too. She. You know that lasts always just because father John thought it was the funniest flail fuddy shit. He's when they made this promotion because they found a box of DVD's at a landfill or something. And they were like, well, we've got these. I bet you a copy of the Papa John's cuts of rocky and ball winkles. Gabby worth like a good ten large these days this large pizzas. Yes. This this. Yahoo is sitting by Adrian cows. Thank you. It's an anonymous. Yahoo answers user, I'm gonna call father John who asks is it normal to be bored in ballet class. I want to be a ballerina, but sometimes I get bored or don't want to go to class is this normal to great question. Can you want to be a ballerina extremely badly and also be really bored by ballet and the learning it, and you don't wanna do it tough. I would argue that that is how like revolutionary ballet. Arenas are born c right. 'cause you're dancing there in class. And you're like so boring, but then maybe make a friend and the dance that your friend. Does is like really like, oh what you're doing out there? Dancing on top of trash cans, or whatever. Like, that's the kind of dancing. I should be doing. Let's dance together down the sidewalk. But I'm gonna combine my ballet dancing with your like, cool new dancing. Yeah. And and now we've got I dunno. Good dancing look out. Bob fosse. We're good dancing. Bob, Fosse sees it and explodes. No. I try to get a ballet class once I showed up and they're like where are your special shoes? And I said I have no idea where y'all get. These incredible special shoes for for ballet, they threw me out. And I never they never let me to class there. I've been to plenty of PayLess in my day. I practically lived out of a PayLess through college never saw a single one of those kinds of special shoes that they said that we're everywhere. Yeah. I've seen a lot of movies, and as far as I can texture of those great point. Well, I'm not done. Funny, if I pretended like that was all you were saying about how. ABC? Movies mostly through pizza companies, and I've heavier all the moves over from pizza, and let me hear hear movies aren't good. What all the hubbub is about movies are really bad. And sometimes they make sequels without making the original movie. And I think didn't introduce any of the character. I didn't know what was going on. But I'm pretty sure you get Belaiche shoes. When you ask your Papa and your Papa says that like your family can't afford them. Right. But then you're like, I don't know. Either strikes it rich or like self tells us magic pocket watch to like that. Verde Palais shoes. But that's we're dodging the question, which is that the classes so fucking boring. I wanna be a ballerina so bad got I wanna be ballerina so bad. But I hate the dancing that they do because it puts me to sleep guy people in the class. You know, maybe it's not the dancing, but rather like there's just no drama happening as possible yet could just have a boring teacher. You could have been Stein up there. If I was you in the dance dance got I looked I looked over. And it was like I wish that those people are gossiping or I wish I hated them. Spicy. You saw black swan and thought that it was going to be cool. Like that movie were all at cool stuff happens. I did once on a bus trip to New York with my choir watch, center stage like six times in a row, and it gave me I would say skewered perspective on what the professional dance world is like a lot of backstabbing lot of back stabbing. A lot of love triangles. My only exposure excuse me, teacher teacher, my only exposure to ballet before this my first Ballarat and a lesson was suspicious. So where's the witch who lives in the mirror because that's like an integral part of learning the different positions and stuff. What was the one with? Julia stiles save the last dance was that that one isn't that the movie you were talking about for a long time. If yes, it was two years. Yeah. Remember the title? Yeah. It was save the last dance. They should make a prequel to that. Justin police say the first doesn't please save us from this save the piddle. He saves it. Well, damn or what if it was just called us up all the other dances. Yeah. Waste waste the dances. But save the last day. So how about another question? Bring a game. Bring a GameBoy bring a GameBoy Bowery in a class, and you can play tetris and pokey man's and bubble bobble and kick kicks and q-bert and all of the real game slam gamers the flash while you learn how to step on the tips. Tippy tips of your toes like gravity doesn't apply to you like a beautiful bird just in. What's the next question? Why boyfriend and I were traveling in New Zealand and we have to be there for anniversary. So we decided to go the local aquarium to celebrate. We were in a small town. You don't have to make excuses for go to the aquarium aquarium great, however upon entering we realized it doubled as the town's movie theater and in order to get to the showing you had to walk through the aquarium. Tickets the movies or about half as much as tickets to the aquarium either the aquarium itself, a small, you could basically see the whole thing on your way to whatever movie you're seeing but staff told you to keep your eyes down. And not to linger if you needed to leave the theater usually aquariums bathroom holy shit. My question is which is less morally depraved sneaky movie or sneaking into aquarium, especially when they're in the same building that's from still confusing Cape Cod. This is a great question. But I would have to say for this question to apply they would have to both be in the same building. Yeah. This is an extremely deeply not relatable question. Because this is the only building on earth where this situation will ever be an issue. I do gotta say it's a challenging one though. Because you're in there, you're watching Grynbaum woods crimes, and you all of the great acting makes you just piss your pants, and so you stand up, and you go and while you're about to go to the bathroom, you're walking on your way there, and you're you're hustling because you don't wanna miss any crimes. They're blast off a crime a minute in there, you do here too excited teen. Saying like that shark is really fucking the shit out of that other shark, but you can't look at that. Because you didn't pay to see this love act. What if you like do they're like, I don't know like a hundred workers who are just waiting to see if you look up so they can charge. You like you start? Fuck that's twenty dollars. Yeah. Gotcha. Twenty twenty new-zealand dollars to who knows how much that nobody. Here's the thing. Here's the good is about it. If you head over the pick and cinemas at ten fifteen m to forty five or seven fifteen pm and get comfy for the next two hours, fourteen minutes because you are going to be able to pay one price to see all the crimes of Grendel wall. And then a while you when you get bored. You go over to the aquarium, you got them both there in one and you can book online too, which is huge. Well, why would you get bored while watching the crimes of Gumbo is this is? This the VIN the exact building. Did you find it? Yeah. Traced it to the Picton cinemas. Do you think that there's another cinema in town that their tagline is we don't have any? We don't have have any fish. Don't be don't be tempted by these RAB fish. You don't have to pay for it. We're just we're just Grendel walled over here. Oh, I said it, right? No free. He's out there. I don't understand why they doing the movies. I've got it. And they just go. And by beta fish, unlike a little like, you know bowl, and they just put it on the the concessions counter to try the drive Volvo delegate pay me a dollar, but it's right next to the popcorn spray. No, no, no is down down. Doubling my voyeur. Don't linger. What if all aquariums did this, and they were like come on in you can use our space for a birthday party, or whatever if you look at one fish so help me God. And then it's like a fun game. We should do that we go to aquariums. Every time we travel because I don't know where big marine life fans. I guess next time I go in pay the admission price and see Hawaiian can go without looking at one sort of aquatic creature. God made for us to enjoy notion. Because I bet I can't go very long. No, there's there right there. So tempting who could say, I do I do it for all the boring fish except for the one big window, which is the only cool part of the fish part of the aquarium. But then as soon as I get to penguin town. It's that's the ballgame. 'cause I gotta see these guys it is what are they up to? It's weird. The the sort of like you go to the aquarium. And it's weird. How quickly you go from like, oh, man. This is amazing to like what are charissa? So the take full of fish wake me up when you got oh, it's swimming. He'll my ideal. Aquarium it is all those walkway tunnels where you're inside because you can make believe that you're the fish now, and you can do some light limpet play. And then you do get into one big room with like the big like panel that's open into the ocean. And then there's a quick funnel cake break. And then you're this penguin town baby in the penguins. We'll see you out. I would like one room where it's just like thought high water that you actually Wade through to get to the other side. Okay. Yeah. You're wet for the rest of it. But like, also, listen, I spend all day in the aquarium. I'm looking at fish in water. And I'm like, I'm here in the stupid air. Yeah. Oughta be water. I'll tell you what I also need. My ideal aquarium is at any point during this like very linear pathway, there can be like a little off shoot. Hall that you can in the hall is like three quarters of a mile long. And then at the end of that is like the petting place because I don't want to see smell experience in any way without giving my explicit consent by making the long journey to it. Because that part of the aquarium always makes me quite sad. The horseshoe crabs don't want to be touched there, Richard this and they smell not great. So like, I'm trying not to be mad at the horseshoe crabs for their bad smell because I know they're not going through a great time either. What with all of their Richard touching? I would say I I worked at aquarium. I would take special care well of the fish. But also like whenever I'm making the little plaques that go next to the the tanks. I would add some like fun details in there that maybe aren't super true. But I've also been to lots of aquarians, and I've never seen a human being read those blacks. Absolutely not tell me about this fish this blue. It's got a st-. Stripe. And it's about the size of my hand. Yep. I'm good to go. I figured that one out on my own. I would add into the plaque something like if you listen really closely you hear it, speak English. And then just like watch people like lean into the glass. Like, I mean that panel could just say like, hey, shit, head your piece of garbage you're an idiot because you're not bet you're not gonna ever read this. Oh, we can combine two bits from this episode. Let me pick which fish. I wanna eat as I walked through the aquarium the rest now, I think you've got to catch it. I think it's up their hands. I think it's up to you to catch it. Well, I mean, this is an aquarium. Right. So they the you can pay more for, you know, a tool of change the way you feel about the petting area Griffin. If you reached end picked up a starfish and threw it in a deep fryer. Only if I would not feel comfortable doing that. Because he would be flopping in a way that would sort of mean like it's time. It's not my time to die Griffin. But I will lease what's going to get me over the hump is if there is and this could be like a person in costume or maybe just the actual guy made flesh. But the shift from little mermaid who singing his great song about killing all the animals. Yeah. Him if he's doing it. Then I feel like I would get into the spirit of his funds sort of murder selling and I throw this. I pop swordfish right down that hot bath. Yeah. And you know, what maybe like, maybe ease. My my morals a little bit. And tell me like all the fish in this room are super old that commend good. Well, maybe they're all jerk. Maybe there's another long tunnel that the fish can swim through and it's one way trip and ends in the kitchen. And then they they know I've had a lot of fun entertain. Children. I've seen a lot of noses pressed up to glass, I'm ready and time to make the Donut. And it's time to make me don't. And then they know, and it's like can be fun. There can be like, and then they can play music on the tunnel. And they can have pictures their friends and kids on the tunnel. That's nice. I can elephant graveyard kind of thing. It's like the end of big fish, which is great and appropriate. Folks, that's going to do for us this week. Thank you so much for joining us. We always love having a year. And we I also want to say thank you to K rallying for paying for the sponsored episode. We should've mentioned that. 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My Brother, My Brother And Me
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Ep 131: Hasidicc
Please, please everybody down everybody. His prime minister, Justin Trudeau and here to let everybody know that we have ordered the loud pack from the day conglomerate. They have the loud pack on deck. He might sue. It is on. It will be here overnight. Everybody, please. No, fuck you. I'm trying to. I'm trying to get twisted. Fuck outta here. I am trying to listen to the Brian Drake interview while I'm smack come on. Man. You're fucking flow. Yeah, that's right. Man. I'm trying to Putin what I'm smacked ball. What are you doing? Come on, man. You talking to the saints man? Yeah, that's cool. Cool. J's study them. Okay, please calm down. Please. Please. If you've got hurt these reports here hospital emergency road. Remember healthcare is free loud pack on the other hand is not. It is coming out of premiums Bodega Boyz Bush saying, we don't smoke that Reggie on this side. Another mean y'all for drinking. To the drivers of ready one. I apologize for everybody. 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How you think Loria Stefan didn't it come on. Gloria Stefan just peeing on has. You should should like fucking poll. Who have the same hands. Rough, crack, lobster, say fuck that. Oh, you won't crack get it. Is it. A lot of things going on this week rose with. Can we start with? I mean the fuck about your Becky here while in can't be giving people cute names. Oh, they're gonna. You know what happened? If we keep giving white people, cute names like Bodega, Becky and gentrify gale and all that shit kale. One of them is going to take the name and put it on t. shirt and licensed. Oh, how sick are you gonna be when this is like. Flatbush team. Tee-shirt jumping on the van. Neighborhood. Can't do that and not take white. We would just do it for a viral video. CASA, black people viral Facebook eighty six. Oh, yeah. That's right. You tell me tell. Yeah, them big Ma. Yeah, Trump doing chose banging with the Saudis, even though they. He was like, oh, digs die every day he's a. Yeah, I mean was, were you there? I was. There was, you know, did you see this? You know, you hashtag you was damn. I g okay, I didn't. I mean you talking Brazi right now. Understand why. Why think you're getting a different country. Nick is the end up dead. Like how wide mind your business. Thanks. It was Turkey. What the fuck do I have to do with Turkey and November? Nothing gobble gobble vich. They were saying. You man the recipe Tamale the border day said he was alive when there was like his fingers often shit, what's yes. And they have a record a at the dude. What are the Saudi was like was like younger get troubled. I'll do that in here. Why? That's why I say you, you're feeding. All right. Now you'll be torture. People cut off, figure out the room. Out. I was at their walk in the room. Oh, you guys had this all? We had conference. Four. Oh, shit goes back to walk bad. Oh, damn. Gonna. Finish that crafty. Club to get a kind bar. Grab a bagel. His head Dr Dona in half and just put it back like I'm watching my weight. Oh. Now studios, they should make everything here out of milk. That'd be lit. How how long would it be before it smelled bad our, you know what? The word smell is the school that area all the milk. You got the bag with a little milk. Fan, you have showed me every disgusting horrific like lively video and existence at three, lively, Dan, I'm going to lose branches me. I'm going to one up your right now. One time I was coming out of the school and that fucking dumpster full of the ri- milk got hit by a kid and splashed in my face like and it was the most Phalle feeling my life dog. Like I got like childbirth blood on my hands. And I was still not as gross out as a write in discussing chocolate because I know like if it's like summer school. Oh, Joe, Joe twenty. Sizzling on ashville. Gross tap, open radish shit jumping back and say, like the wrath going. They gonna shorts. This is like a waterfall. This, like other reds, nicer uniforms Bill the house, Rascon foot and mouth, but milk lazy river around. Bob, I told you we needed a vacation. He was so stressed. Harry, I got snowbird in my son. We got a house in Boca. We go down there. Gross. Every part of body tickling fears. He going to school shopping my nephew miles who was selling candy. Joe rip-off thing I got a lot of trouble with is in fourth grade because we all know they switched up the program and they were just like, oh, you can either so candy and put that the points of selling the candy towards the books in the price book, or you could take two dollars off each bar. Candy sowed. So as a kid, I was like, yo. So if I could get these crappy toys, if I like do the home out or could just take two dollars off each one. And then the third option of here was like, well, just keep all this. With the problem was it was like my parents people. Chocolate mad money. Have this little people with the bat orders on your land. Hi, Koo. Koo Koo. I was like, oh, adults got mad money. No, seven dollars missing fail to him for seven after like two months, this one lady come coworker, Patsy. You bitch, she. Other like was. Charleston toll. So talking to clock chocolate. Have with the chocolate and I was like panicky like a little kid crazy to know where to find that should either so you. It wasn't like you run out, go by the China by. As long as fit. So. No, there was a earthquake in California. It was on the news, bad earthquake sows like, oh, the chocolate factory was a California got the suit. Yeah, you're gonna be. You can be back all that money. One lady over seven dollars USD seven dollars. While drug dealer or not. Vite everyone is like. A little game. We got little hustle do this shit every day. Who. Like I'm broke baby. Some grow every day booth a new pencil case. The baby's y'all, y'all, the chicken wings. You'll get you using the manual. Come on this out. We got oughta Matic. My whole that you'll, I mean, you know, saw anniversary got you. Pull out the hundred forty four crayon box. I hold that now you've got. Pete's, got Seattle feel these, the woke ones, they don't got flesh. You're gonna few. Man schools. Triarc is obviously Triarc the call duty black ops for get. Did it. You did it. I'm going on record here. Blackout four is the best call of duty game since black ops to really. I'm. Some of the shit is little off. They got fixtures dog. You can't kill this dog like you call this dog and you could put one hundred fifty bullets and he's still gonna. Fuck you up these massive pit bull is because why people being again. Yeah. Yeah. You can't kill the dog. Oh yeah. Dog little dog. Here is completely ruined. Now it takes two minutes really don't smoke it. Has you gotta go through like a boarding pass through TSA. Got cleared. Video drake. Care back, give it a snack box. Fuck. So you're options today. We have an omelet with a shave glass and omens, or you can get a cheese sandwich with relish and jelly. Why who insists why? Why you. I re regular Richie. We like just tries you. I think there is so rich, that meat and everything the world of the together. Red bull studios. Hey, is this. Oh, for code crab salad. Thank you. Hey. A great idea. Spill night, we get Empanada. Shit complain about first half. Meanwhile, the back the back of the Plato appeal straight face. What the pretzels you like? Shit, doping. Fuck you. Fuck of they get the jar of. He knows he put it in a hand. They went for the plane grise in the end. They store it in their fight. About eight chichi, right? It'd be like, oh, thirsty is a half a coke stupid half a Koga, joy, his glasses, too small fit this whole Cantu coke. And so you got to balance a half a can of coke on this stupid little shaky table out of the way that little holder shit doing this. MAC book? Yeah. Hope you book able to Cup all the shit. I'm not good at like four hours. Why? What you'll you'll put the soda thing, put the soda Nettie thing. They got pay you. You sit three across it like the person's actually. It was touching his garbage. What is that age. Joe, grab a Cup of give it to the order cred coal against the guy. You gotta pass it over the o scalp nastier than school milk. Oh, yeah. Allard translate by myself. People do that. And then we travel Kizer like mad like, okay, yeah, I'll take that. Like I pass somebody a diaper ones, and I was like, damn, they can ill. Oh, you bet. Like nervous. Like I don't know about you like, I don't know if I want to sit next to this flight now I don't travel with kids, but like if I'm traveling. Yeah, you have to change the diaper is like an hour in flight. Yeah. 'cause homey. Can you pass the diaper so you were in your seat? Yeah. That took to the cause that Paran, because I'm not. I would have just told the kid write code into. You gotta give them the stern look. Making that face. What you do. The cats give you when they say each looked at me, he was like. Now you got ready or not. Here early on, you gotta take their face a rub. Right in this. Oh, you hit those people are. Okay. All right. Okay. Around the westbound. They get to be fifty years old should parenting dogs for dumb. Shit going to back unlocked them. Got around the Nari Feroz. Their legs off to give free. My bad. Sorry, I was trying. Did you ever think about that about this? You know, raising your kids in the dark room to see what happens. Not. Scared. It'd be nuts 'cause I'm a fucking maniac. So I'm like, couldn't show you know what I'm saying? Try to keep taking piano lesson. I don't wanna get murder about my Menendez kids. Have you ever have you never liked put any programming in them like all the time? Like I do. I go to bed doing the clockwork. Iron show is opened on. I just play like movie Clinton, which it juicy. Batboys shit. Yeah, we got a full house here, milk studio. Out here out about hotel here you've ever. Career progression for us. You know, the brand, the brand is so Brolich. We had the fortune experience of being the good luck totems at the home. Opener has right. We destroyed destroyed. Not anything to brag about these are the greatest ever had in my life, except there was a black man standing in front of me for the whole game. Oh, why? Why was Gary pain in Fuk immense warehouses standing in front of the tire game ever because he's the coach. I was like, all right, make the coach stance. You can't move like two steps to your love like also face value for those tickets. Six thousand dollars, six thousand. I mean for those listen, that's that's nothing. We probably spent that the. Oh, man. Now. Yeah. A little weird though. This is kind of like I felt like we were supposed to be a play by play, yes, the computer for like yo with all the stats. Like I don't give a fuck about this guy's plus minus people do our room was next to me. I don't know who he was, but he was rich and he was very static and his wife did that thing odor which white ladies do when they talk to me with small really hard. You just got to start over like, no, I'm not a rapper. Yeah. They're trying to figure out what the fuck. I was pictures. Baba. They're like, oh, that's. Are we supposed to help people all types of wash it? I'm just world. I'm John. I'm not sure Longo. Hey. Setting for, oh. Characters. He takes very, very serious actor. You know what I'm saying? The actress. She's a Desi those saying that only should be saying, man, twist on the fuck. Go get it twisted. saying, show the Nike does make as twenty three shutter. The della meal. To be sure to pick up the Nike colored air force. One's two dollars off every pair. So Email from Nike. They said, no, the fuck you don't. All right. Okay. All right. We'll walk back tinker Hatfield just hoping to go. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Great. Okay, beautiful Email. The funds. Yeah. Teal. It was a weird issue. Having a moment his he's having a renaissance. Yeah, he's, he caught a second wind. Nieto's as right. He's the first wind does just like near normal. You're not sure. You're not sure. Always I always use his. 'cause I'm like, if you don't put these motherfuckers about seven thirty, they're going to be up till three in the morning because it catches like a winning. They're like, I'm not going to sleep. Fuck you all. But I'm saying if you give them like a little sippy Cup or water Ray and nephew. Now you don't put watering the rate enough you've written. Have you rub it on the gums, but that's. Yeah, that's all schools. I got a lot of Montgomery. Goes high school because it's different. Now. Kids go to sleep 'cause I go to school ship, but like back in the day, you know, because those because I wake up and go work fucking trek factory. Mad toddlers for the dollar. Stanley. Got a little one feel a little crutches. Shit, like your backup. Got three fingers. Last week, their lunch sandwich and extra diaper change themselves. Cloth diaper with a was eight. He just. All. Have you ever. I worked because you know have had every fucking job. When I worked at the mechanic, we had those jumpsuits. We were like, you didn't take them home. They were there. They came and your clothes you switch to them. And then when you're done, you just kinda like do it in a politics company came change and our show so weird to me because I was just like on like you just here close. Even then as my father to boot to work. How many times fucking Trevor party. Clean putting delicate for like ten minutes just what did they put it through a rent psycho without he found out some most people were just bringing them from home, but they have their wives washing different. But like come on man mentioned the negatives for breathing of filthy as jumpsuits. Waspishly crunchy are we do will change just like shattered. Vase for Niagara starch. Other shit, like. Spicer jay. Starch watcher Szucs or. Good for like if you like, oh no, if you if you have access to it, if not, you just have to put your like jumpsuit underneath your mattress on it was shine was on the cover and he didn't have iron shit was critical. With Hasidic by that point. Yeah. I know. It came out, we came out. Yeah, time the boxer on his head and all that crazy was it. Oh, you talking once you talk about different times box around your head because I thought you section. Nasa. For new Pino lines, dick. As we can go to the monkey visit. Yeah, we go to Moncey this weekend. Oh. Alive showed Israel was like, don't go to Israel. Fuck you raise. Don't go there guys seriously like you see the fucking check. Massad protection. Oh. Out here. This is like four bad choice a ours, like. Oh. Catches a wild tag on the wheel. Yeah, we lose the Bodega high performed Israel. I mean, if the check is sick enough, they don't get it. I mean, there's a lot of dictators, you know, it was like, don't go to them they, but if the check is right, I mean, you know. What's what's the coat? Like if say, like shit. Qaddafi whatever y'all gas old bundy's but gas yawn. A few years ago wasn't Nikki up into Ghana for like two million is. And Gogol. Yeah, to mill Ville. I was gonna say ten mill dam g that wasn't a good look. Other people have gone and got in money. I'm serious. I took it j. lo, I think j. lo in like fucking crime, ears. Just like what she's like. Everybody say the Russia take over Ukraine. If you had my missiles. Radio, man, you all your eighty TV t- if you for like three hundred, three million like three hundred mil. Coming off the plane with hundred dollar bills. I hear it. How you feel. A stack of people like. Get outta here. Oh, good. Jay got thirteen mill. Oh, she canceled it. Thirteen million dollar birthday show in Turkey. Oh, yeah. Beyond say, did hundred billion to party by remember Qaddafi sons, ooh, tragedy. She donated her feature tan. That's fucked. Oh, you work hard like victims accuses. Five million dollar deal. Hi. Crimea is what we gotta donate that shit I've donate to. Wouldn't you got officers money's not right. Who's telling us to do that? With what before it. Outside of protests outside of bike studio. Performance vicar San. Oh, man. What is the absolute worst country to perform is like Qatar, shit. Like, what are they still the focus heads of a lot of Saudi Arabia, Saudi arabi- selling, maybe sell it as we got late soccer. People's has. Plus it will be Dr though. Yeah. So we like progressive, you. You know what I'm saying? Because to basically regime, yes. Yeah, we've let me go to the bathroom when they want. That's why you know what I'm saying like you. So we real- progressive on this side. Rocking progressives Progresso. Housing. I don't think it soon news. Cease desists. He's very. You got nobody Trone and then they put like progressive people on can of progress who owns should. Yeah, the guy joy. Djamil on. Wrestle suit, but grits kind of sad because it's just like, damn, I want soup. I got no one that loves me to cook. That's not like ShopRite k. can't say shit that's at. You buy that and the white castles, you can cook no microwave. Oh yeah. You're fucking EVT's car to the cashier. She's like, you got twenty dollars off. You like, thank you. Thank you. You go home, put your boxes over the lamp to dry them out. There. You trying to figure out what about four seventy eight. Like, damn, you don't got cable. Watch public programming. You like damn us up. So to get an avocado ready, do fuck shit. Oh, she's not. We go collect some cans. Click the Kansas. Whoa, that would raise the price of drinks, right? Yes. That's true. I remember the kid. They used to send us back to the store with the empty glass bottles to refill. That's an embossing. Cool. Oh, yeah, they got that in Jamaica. Nausea too. Yeah. That's very efficient. It's fishing, you'll say, like, why doesn't America Duda? 'cause lazy. EV fucking Vinnie. Chase came on a show that we previously hosted to talk exclusively about how fucking straws a bad. What? What all anybody wanted to hear you talking about video chasing fucking porno models. Wait. We used to have show. Oh, sure. To hold. It came up. The only show we ever did was joking off on his right the EMMY award nominated and winning joking off, you'll get off. You know what I'm saying? Now is the ten season, Joe. It's crazy as Weill be epic. And so like I chronic as joking off, you know what I'm saying? Like I often, you know, young comedians often come up to me and they're just like, I watched Jew in Maryland, joking off and just like, how? How did you guys do it. Listen, yo just is LeBron sometimes you just see like animated gif from two thousand six. Right? So it comes to you, say like a natural you. What do you not. See a penguin over smack another penguin back of the head. You joke for that guy that got feel you'd have to write it down shirt. I'll take my shirt. Got a call. The joke writer. Got my own shit. Fuck out ahead to even do the intros. We didn't know the problem with. I'm keeping phone. Keep. They don't pay extra financials. You don't. I don't. I ain't no more for you. Get the podcast for free. Now we're doing micro transactions inside podcast in that purchasing in-app purchases out if you want. So you know if you want the, if you would like the intros you're going to have to swipe up Apple Pay and we'll pay. Sure. My blow up while you try to pay both pay like if you use it. Burs only. Apple Pay was like, oh, that's I know how to like. I don't know. My medicine o'clock, you wait hold up way. We keep them much cheese. Keep it on the grill to keep warm while I go check the manual. That's it is I won't say no, that same something best TV we ever like. I haven't had a TV that was as good as one of those shifts. Now, the best TV's are the ones that come from foreign countries and just random names, like how I or like Shalva a day. What like they will make Stevie Google is the number one that what TV in Chad? Right. Okay. All right. Over five. Five. You for the website. The load is only five sewed. What if you have problems with this? Gus. Such a real name. Oh, I'm calling from. Oh, you what? Number six TV. My name is Gus. Oh volume. No. Does not have a volume. Next in update is either louder off at one month, where does one month please? Oh, no. You gotta come out with a line of, we got with line of off brand appliances for like third world and shit. Looks we look at ship as matchy is matching renaissance stuff. Oh shit. I think the more money we get, we should have become parasites on the community that I agree that I wanna I wanna make like capitalistic picks exactly. I wanna make a project Bill as best as and painted with lead paint. Yes, they complain. I'll be like, you knew what it was. Okay. You know what it was. Hey, we gotta deal with Jacoby Myers side. It's bars the size. Yeah. So guess what. Who's gonna make the first combination prison school? I right there be excellent academy, locking. We, we, we go people. Our job is right for the full right of eight. The video. Recess. Stop. So what would shop. Oh, no, that's what we three arms. Stop drop rose, a scam. It is not drop if you've ever been on. I've never. I've smoked angel dust and that never put me out of fire Levy this if you fire. The last thing you do is think about stop. Shit. Straight like Booker nephew person without worked at a nightclub. This girl trying to smoke a cigarette on a low, like like, like, you're not gonna smell it. So she's trying to smoke, and then. Pants on fire. And so like everyone's panicking. I've seen it before the time of burned out anymore. And I had a beer and I was about that though, the beer at her and this girl grabs my arm, and it was like, don't though alcohol, you have acre worse. And I was like, are you Bill Nye the science outta here girl. This principle. Floodlight. Put the fucking fire. I looked at her man. Humana guys, how. Oh, I know about the periodic table. Oh. Johny while now you can't be doing what you give you. The water. Water? Yeah. Even at the pool, lay the pool used fast people. The urban urban because you can't just be chilling in full. It's all right. They slash a little too much. Excuse me. Know you slash my girl had contact came out. She goes to the bottom of politics Lixin for the hills around bakers. Both focus will slay shot your girl the pool with no respect whatsoever. By the way, things shot is somebody grabs it girl ankles and throws up in the air, and she falls face first into the water. It's usually very now you gotta fight. Yeah, you gotta you gotta fight. You got the water, you gotta. You gotta. You gotta acclimated up. I always feel like people in the pool have a gun in the locker, especially if you bear mountain or some shit, you go anywhere. Jason, New York definitely got the burner. They got because there's no metal detector when you go upstate part, so does a lot of orange vests. I wanna go. You wanna go hiking. You wanna go, hey, usually disappear where they go, hiking, I baby. Everytime I watched that show I shouldn't have survived or whatever. That's great show. It's amazing show. It's and it's always starts off with like my father was an explorer. I wanted to phone footsteps. So I decided to follow the river. Did you. Did you see that was a while episode bro? Go down there was on like what? Like ten percent experience and didn't bring enough food. Ended up starving found some random stray animal in the woods and like shit like befriended the animal. It was like a Disney movie and the ended up having to kill the animal, eat it. And he's like, I couldn't even just that. He's like maybe so sick to kill my friends like it was Majer Matic. I was like, maybe you should've just stayed at the crib. Like who told you to go fucking trick. The Amazon folks withdrew get outta here. Because. Pop six frigerator thinking the Maytag grip, sir, sir. experiences are like when you go over acacia, there's different types of. I'm a sieve QB leave Ray on the peach. I want to. I want to go and dangle my feet on the lip of volcanoes going on. Fun doesn't have vacation, penguin stress. This blue. Ponente bowl and it's fucking fucking climate much peachy if I got what I wanna lick, a glacier looks. No. Why? Why? Why? Why this is worse than the most draining people in life or people who want new experience? Oh, no, I don't want to spend money on things. I want to spend my experiences all by God. I was out of ways. No experiences as we go on vacation. That's cool. I don't know what experiences that's a sound time sound. So get older. You just want to get into a right. Do regular shit is ice, let's go to restaurant. No, this fucking restaurant every night years because the Barada there's delicious. Okay. When I walk in, they know they're like, oh, you U2.. How's it going? Hey, bloody Marys table. Yes, thank you. Fuck out is. Oh my God is a new, no non new movie. We got nothing even house. Well, even how, why? Why? Why do effort and walk places. Oh, I heard about. She didn't have. Stop commute about the hit his episodes, arc. We never go anywhere. So go, go, go, go to me to be me. Anywhere. I only have a certain this twenty thousand a day. God damn. Yeah. And a lot of that, you know, I would like to use this EP masturbating and drinking dust. So legal, you know, backup for live for which I know my neighbor was sorry about those up to three last night playing it with Salvator. Oh. The sound bar. A little speakers. My partner down for Luger. He's. Costco for Vacco like yo, he's got a good goal is you call the issue. That's why neighbors like concert neighbors on my on my floor. Talk to me like the black people and the rest of the just like religious, hey, that tight as violence in the elevator with the wild awkward conversations like. So your dog snows you. Dogs, elevator Slough. So. Jackets, kind of fucking slows so five. Or you get elevated, they're like, what for you? Live? I live on the same floors. We have this conversation every day. Okay. Okay. Well, well, five. Okay. All right. Well, have a great day. Take care. Take care. Don't give you instituted here when you get off the elevator. Don't care. You have a good team building. We're not friends of friends paying which you this is this is a this is able boot over pool bouquet like don't talk to me about it like this just because we're coming out the same building. If say, I come out that Bill de punches my neighbor in the face, I'm not jumping in. Maybe we owe pay. We don't bang like that. Joe. Lows you woman to get from me as I walk the other way. So. Oh, you take what I was like mobile can't be doing that. Come on, man. See when the a baby sleep is that he's two months old back, go texoma. Wildly video. Sure. Got does. Someone brings to this. You never know. The bills declined dove. I'm from judge for the people in there. There's gonna be some ratchet, once it gets code, like going to be like like have like people coming over cuddle parties. Somebody's boyfriend. From the side can't wait. The living in a building, like everybody's drama. I know everyone thinks because every time I walk in, I'm like, hey, Charlie. So they think like a kid there was like, no, it's okay. Okay. A lot. Catholic bomb government can cross is like only God, he'd leases at home all day. And then Charlie sounds like a baby me our see. See baby on the floor. He's a free range. Baby comes and goes on. This is don't worry. He's fixed. Altered altered. Ultra bees. Roar. 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Every time I came in, I had to show the ideas. Fucking ten pounds of syrup. Come on three gals. Domain no goddamn sits in the front. You got a flat screen TV's caskets tires, what is going on. Oh, you know what? I really wanna see the World Series on the big screen, but also I might die. Does we'll be skofic get couple of dis. Oh, shit. By the way, let me get this cooler. Oh shit. The name, oh jeans with no name on them. And I just buy them in bulk right here. Oh, Kirkland signature. Jeez, let's get it. Oh, wow. Charlemagne's first book. Okay. Ca have. Oh, you get one book. This. Got that in the bible. All right. Who did it. Sir. Are you even without buying a sewing machine like, wow, oh. Yeah. BJ's in America. We think we need all this. You don't. Nobody needs all that. 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I got my one team. I'm going to die. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's let's jersey school for for to my kids. You know what they wore Knicks jerseys. Knicks jerseys. Fuck over their next record. Gonna be this year. Thirty. Oh, we do a Knicks CoCo doing realistic, realistic and Knicks coke. Realistic. I say thirty two Knicks coke. I say if the yeah, I like that. Six fifty, eight wins third seed. You know what I'm saying? We'd be Boston for. Kevin Durant of jogging the back here to save you score seventy one quarter. I don't even need contract. Free over back back to. Gotcha. My Katie kyri. Paul, George, I believe what comes to Knicks it though? There's like a two thousand nineteen that all these superstars are going to be free. So eighties, say. Have a little hope this, the same thing that devastates you about being an fan, a little bit of hope. Right. I was still good. All right. Is going to hurt your heart was gonna be like six games in and the Knicks are down by four with. 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