22 Burst results for "Samberg"
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Plugs being being a mum and gas noon conversations with interesting people but sometimes little guests can high big secrets or maybe not so secret. just to exactly is gonna. Why is he. America's favorite dad in. Why does he want me to build elissa. Is he truly later. Podcast who ceases. He is or z. interesting okay. That was shameful. Lunch with I can't. I can't quite make out the title but that was shameful lunch for that plugs theme guys. What when we plug in andy. Obviously we have Brooklyn nine nine on september sixteenth. Right mostly here just a plug shameful lunches inter her talented person that shameful lodge. Yeah yeah brooklyn's gonna end and then we'll what what happened to that That quiz show you're doing with the with the eating a well. Quimby ended up. Not what's it was such a good idea. I felt like this show is going to be fun. Oh you never even made it now. We never shot. Whoa dane because a dir democ. So then you turned all of your culinary interests over to this Production that you just shot with maya right. Yeah i'm doing a amy poehler producing it. If you've seen making it with polar and offerman my i r- co-hosting baking it for the holidays. It's do they just do like spinoffs the rhyme like what else could they do. Faking it faking it. Scher and forsaking it. Where people are like tempted by something by that devil. We were talking about it and they say no no. No i'm not gonna do it Quake in it. Okay where you have to be filming during an earthquake but and be a quaker right of course shaking it. You just shake stuff. Oh yeah that's that's the easiest spinoff of them all. Yeah there's one episode. Yeah like never looks at each other at the end. Goes like this was too easy. Yeah is this show is too easy. Everybody wins yeah raking it. Oh yeah and that's just where you invite people over to your house to do yard work. Yeah and then you scratch their face with a rake and scar them for life. Yeah that one's good. It's interesting the freddie krueger. He's got these big like knives on his fingers. I don't know if you've seen these spoilers for nightmare announced. It's too scared for me to watch. But i know he has fans right and his faces all fucked up. So you think like oh. This guy fell asleep with a knife hands. And instead he's got this weird story about being a janitor at all. His face has nothing to do with the knife. Yeah it's crazy it's like put one and one together and make two guys leg. It's right there. He just he takes a nap accidentally and goes into his own dream you know. Can you imagine the guy trinity. A wiz probably slice it right off. I mean dusty high fives. Yeah right here anything else to plug any movies coming out. Hotel transylvania four You seem ambivalent about everything coming up in your career. Imee was brooklyn nine. Nine the peak is everything downhill from here. I hope not. I will not to but who knows you know. We had a good run. Yeah you got a great run eight seasons the thing about putting stuff out is who cares happy that i got to do funny stuff and i hope i make more funny sta any bash brothers Sequels god. I wish that's funny. That's funny show. Go go to netflix and watch. What's it called the unofficial. The unauthorized bash brothers experienced video poem that me and keep me very funny. That's what i'm here to plug all right. Doc- what do you plug in well Big day website dot com got a new animated special on the car to this lush story. My friends your friends with some people in big big round. They got really good. They're very talented. Yeah thank you from them. Yeah so people go onto big 'grande website dot com website dot com. And you can buy the plenty of their podcast. Animated thing. It's an improvised animated special. I guess yeah. That's sounds really cool fun. Okay how much. How much are they charging for that. Ten bucks for the our cheap at twice the price. I appreciate that. Yeah i go see movies. That are a two hours. And i pay like eighteen dollars. No and you can put this on your tv. She why not. Why is your phone. Yeah okay very good. Answer seger toby. What are you plug in for friends with. The big grungy guys were obligated to promote their stuff. You're friends with him. Yes how how did these guys get around they buy sealant they buy sealant for. Why is that why they make so many shows together. Because they can't get out as they were soundproofing this trysted anyway big grunting and brooklyn nine nine my plugs. Okay all right. I wanna plug look just comedy bang. Bang keep listening. You know what i mean. there's more episodes. They're probably is one next week. As far as i know all right. Let's close up the plug bag you missiles all right guys. Thank you so much man. I don't know if there's any started. I was just gonna notice. Yeah i'm feeling a little drop and that of course means that we have no theme song for the rain. Yeah let's do it here. We go ready three three five down on all them. My mouth do the sky. Diego water now rain. Rain rain is when god b.'s. Pretty good yeah. I mean considering no track track if it ever rains on us ever again in this show. We'll play that by the way that's a clean free acapella for anyone out there who wants to make music guys when we close the plug bag. What if we what if we had you guys remix that chop it up. Do they'll start. We'll start playing those after when we close up the old blood bag. What do you say. I'd love to hear some remixes of that Guys i wanna thank you andy. Always great to have you on the show tenth or seventh appearance. Seared we'll figure it out really appreciate it. I'm trying to wrap up quickly while this rain is coming down but i am underneath. I am under nothing dusty. Great to see you. I think you should be arrested for everything you do. To those of course and maybe some of the things. You do the cowhands. Don't come on. You have consent okay. Isn't that very slowly and toby. Kick the guy in the nut. Find out that encinas. I'll look into the ncaa to i. Look i love talking to you though and i. I mean you're you're just a young kid. I think you have a bright future ahead of you as long as you get over this. That did i worked at. The camel petting zoo. He worked there before. Yes that's another. We gotta talk about it next i. But we don't have time now our guys we'll see next by steffi..
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"I've seen that direction. God yeah customer so you need someone going at. What was it google. Google who just hire someone to do. Ask jonathan thomas. He'd like to see this guy get kicked in the nuts. Yes yeah he's been giving them free alterations for years. Old guy randy a hate. This guy sounds like a jerk. Hey that's how things work in york. Pennsylvania that's why did you save the beginning. It's not interesting to agree with this. The answer seger i. I'm almost tempted to freelance. And kick this guy in the nuts for you. But i don't want to drive out to york you. You could freelance. Get ninety nine. Is it the tax thing. Is that why you don't wanna freely. You isn't taxes. Is that what you really wanted to do. Taxes you've been bullied into taking this job. I wish i. I wish. I worked at the tax center center if you do the job scott. Do you get paid in pennsylvania or in california. Yeah you have to get paid in pennsylvania's vanya know ever you should start up your own shop my own. Irs okay. Not your own irs. But you should be doing. Randy's taxes all i see yes i thought you meant your own sealant company. I mean that's not such a bad idea. I mean anything would be better than this buchanan. Shit i mean look at this stuff but let me try this other exit over here. It's like yeah just tears right apart. Wow so i had no leverage. If you hadn't giving me the answers. I seek to look. You're really interesting guy like talking to you is going. Well he's going super well. We think hard to believe with this show but we are running out of time. We just have time for one final feature on.
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Wouldn't make sure i got the west craven. What do they call it a screenplay. That's a question like that one. That's a non cower related joke. That was all right. That was good. You should have kevin williamson on to answer. I should have. He's my dream. Guest remember how conan wanted that one writer on a show for ten years or something. Yes and he finally was on. Yeah boy kevin williamson is mine. Got anything else worse answer secret. Do you feel lucky punk. Okay i do to be here with friends. Present company excluded other than andy here. Yes yeah straight shooter but look. These are all just fame the mo the most famous questions from movies. I don't know if you know that you could have just instead of doing all these separate googles using up all of your google privilege you need unlimited google. You could just google most famous questions in movies. Pdf i think a website would have just come up for you. Need to be at html. I don't think you need to add that. When you're you don't need to put in the file your seeking. Sometimes you have to put in. I don't even think you have to put in oregon or or dot biz or anything like that. It'll just do it automatically. Do you want me to do that for you. Do you want me to look up the most famous questions here. Yes okay i will. Let's see let's see if it comes up. Okay here we. I should change my name. I mean what is your actual name. Toby toby last is or not toby. Oh technically a question. He say that is the question. Well so your name is toby or no toby. Toby who says that's used in. Are you japanese. No no no. I'm american folk. Let's get that out of the way. Fouquet white man. Some might say that's going out of style now think we still got a few years okay. Here's okay here's some famous questions mrs robinson. You're trying to seduce me aren't you. Well most people don't even think that one's a question salute misquoted. Okay here's one guest the movie. Hey dad you wanna have a catch. Oh that would be kevin costner to wire brown in field of dreams. You got it my man. Well you're let you're a of file. Thank you this is not a compliment is merely not even an accusation. It's just me noticing something. Oh so what's your name again. The answer guy. I know it's toby. The answer secret hobie or toby. Feel like you've got some good answers on this episode. Yes and do you feel like the sealant did a good job of keeping everything sealed shut. I've i've just taken you at your word. I haven't even tried it to be honest due to go. I can go over here and just push it. Yes yes do. I just hope it just like it's like paper thin paper mcshea just like opened right up crap. I'll never get this promotion. I mean this is not good. Pr for what was it. called again. buchanan industrial sir. Yeah they know you're here. No this was sort of a big gamble. I took to say i'm doing some viral like guerrilla marketing. You'll you're gonna hear of it. Did you leave a note on someone's desk or something. How did you inform them this. Well i left a series of clues. Yes the people at the it used a pictionary clue meaning like you. Drew like almost like charades. Yes okay well. Yeah not charade like drawings you think they got it. No one's called concerned. So i assume maybe knowing call because they don't care if you're there or not they do tell me they don't care from there. How did you get this job if people don't even like you it's my old bully hired me. I think he felt bad. We're you bullied high school middle school all know all through. Who's this guy is. is his name buchanan randy. Ken and randy buchanan used to bully you. And at what point did he start this company. Or did he get he fairy. Business is always said. I gotta keep this bullying going. You can work for me. And i can keep it up bullies. You would work so he doesn't feel bad at all the play. Yeah he's wanted to keep the party going. Quit your job. Kick your bullying the nuts. I would say right unless you think you might get beat up now. He's two three feet shorter than me. Are you letting him bully you two or three feet by the way he knows martial-arts okay which ones i couldn't even begin to guess. I'd scribe one of the moves. He makes out you. And i can maybe probably say what martial art it is like. When you're spinning in mid air and your legs in the splits just keep over. And over and over like streetfighter. Yes clara's house like that mortal combat to a little bit. Yeah maybe maybe. He knows mortal combat he ever finish. You still say that somebody was toasty. Well i mean he's so short and you're not afraid of him on terrified you're terrified of him but you'd kick him in the nuts and it's fine but if you insist i will i think you should. I mean you know it's a little low to the ground. how how close to the ground or is nuts. I've never measured is. You're a short guy i know is taylor. I'll go ask for the knows daimler who're from where other high school high school gang so wait. The three of you all grew up together. He believed both of us. Yes he bully. Both and he goes to him as the taylor. Yes through the three of you grew up graduated high school. He goes to work for the family. Business your friend. Who's the taylor. What's his name. Jonathan thomas tough and thomas. The taylor yes. He decided to get into making just men. Suit like mencia Rations have so any any kind of dress wear anything like that. Yes meanwhile you go to. Is this your first job. Out of high school How old of a guy are you twenty one. So this is a voice for sure. You don't sound like that. This is all i ever since. I've been kicked in the next so many times neck injury got it. So you're just fresh out of your like three years out of high school. The world is your oyster. You can do anything all you gotta do is just finally kick this guy in the nuts i do it. I agree to this. I'll kick you find out his in seem that's very important. I seem i'll map it. I'll draw onto the wall of my bedroom. Practice kicking right at the right at the peak of the ncaa. Sugary where technique down perfectly. Yeah and then and then you should there be a distraction or something anti what do you think illegal when you're kicking someone in the nuts. How'd you like to do it. Yeah i always liked to do like. Hey look over there. Have someone else run by early. That's pretty good someone else because they probably tried. Hey look over there a few times. And he's a near to it. Is that right yes. He does typical responses..
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Andy sandberg more dusty. We'll be right back with this comedy. Bang after this on comedy bang bang. We're back here. We have andy sandberg here and we have dusty the cow farmer and we have to get to our next guest. He is this exciting. He is a podcast guest. Meaning he's on this podcast. I don't know anything about him but please welcome for the first time on the show. The answer seeker skyhawk and then you've spent years asking people questions. Tell me scott. Has anyone ever asked you a question. well answer secret demand on the show or in life both Yes unlikely story. That doesn't ruin what you came here to do. Does it. but yeah. Some people have asked me questions every once in a while. Is it better. If i say you can say whatever you want you answering my question. I'm getting the answer i see. Okay all right. I've sealed all the exits on no outside. Yes there was more than i expected using buchanan industrial sealant. Oh no that's a great brand. Very solid yes. No one is Loud to leave. What about coming in can people come in. That's going to be difficult to. It's a no inter out. No one in row out until event said my questions Okay well Do you have more questions than that by the way. This is dusty dusty. Hey how you doing. We have andy somber you all the questions around to dusty. Okay my politics. Are you doing though. I'm tempted to answer i will. You're you're not answering any questions. I'm seeking answers. You just answered my question right. Then this yeah. I'm not good at it. I thought it was kind of a statement. Oh okay got it. Got it all right. So do you have any question. Yes okay great please ask. Did you know that human headways eight pounds heard that you're that's more Yeah i heard that in a very popular film that came out in the one thousand nine hundred ninety s. I believe It had several other lines of dialogue such as You complete me. you had me at. Hello but the human head weighs eight pounds. I did google these questions. Oh okay did you know that dogs and bees can smell fear. Yes yes. Similar movie i believe. Did you know my neighbor has three rabbits. Okay okay. so you're just. These were the first questions that came up off my google. What did you. What did you do jerry. Maguire screenplay pdf age. Break it to you but it was. It was a very popular movie. People know these questions in and you're not surprising anyone with it unless you truly did want to know the answers to them. That was the answer i sought. Thank you scott okay. You've fast the first my questions way past the first of honestly and truthfully okay. Maybe i'll unseal one exit which one the gate. Yes the iron gate that took a lot of seila to fill okay there miniature explosion that you're a triggering on a on a blaster here or something. How exactly incher explosion. I'm triggering with my blaster. Okay here we go. Guess okay all right the gates over if you if we want right i guess go around lit up again all right now. You're stuck chint okay. Well then what incentive. Do i have to answer any of these questions. Allen seal another gate to then okay all right door and then we'll just leave right. You haven't thought this through. Have you not at all. do you have more. we can answer. What do you think is the best industrial sealant. Whatever what was the one you mentioned. Paula will i said buchanan but where i work so we you were buchanan industrial sealant. Yeah i guess so. Yeah what do you do for them. I never -ception est. I would say buchanan to answer your question. Yeah yeah okay. Tell me scott how does it feel to have. The tables turned on you after all these years to go from asking questions answering them very similar to your first question it feels good. Yes feels really good thank you. The onus is off me you can drive the show from your great andy yes let's have it done to track. Oh i think yeah not listening to the earlier part of the show i was. I was busy stealing things. Yeah no andy answered this already set off the grid so far many times. I'm gonna listen to it. But i like the beat playboy cardi. He'd really did you. Just say play cardi for some reason. Yes i was just listing things they need to pick up at the store so playboy cardio take it to the to the store for one playboy. Put it in the cart and then go to check out yes that's attracting some undue attention to your masturbating. Yes if you're supposed to draw attention to your masturbating. I suppose yes it would be a do. I let everyone know refreshing honest. Thank you All right well. You're driving the question so please continue. Okay i will so series finale of brooklyn nine nine boy. Scott you can watch it or what. Yeah i mean why not. I love to see how a show ends. I love to see How they can pull off that magic trick of giving a satisfying conclusion without killing. Everyone making everyone like well. Why aren't i hang out with all these people anymore. You know like the friends they all had to like split up and go in different directions and have kids and all that you know. And then you're like i understand why these people aren't friends anymore with the brooklyn niners. I'm like i mean. I guess they don't work together anymore so everyone gets fired. I don't know. I mean who knows i. I'm always interested. Yeah i'll definitely watch great. Maybe they escaped the island with their on an island near one manhattan. Okay all right. Another question oh please go ahead do. I make you horny. Okay do where did you google. That what did you look up. Austin powers screenplay. Why are you google. Pdf is that. I just always throw that in there. The file format. I think it's clear why he puts in pdf. He's searching for answers. Tell me scott. What's your favorite scary movie. Oh wow probably scary movie. I mean it's right there in the title Got everything scares chills. Where the question was from scream. Okay you'll see my google's let me guess you look that up by by googling scream screenplay. pdf craven. Yeah you're craving it. I was craving it. Yes but i.
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"That's true that's a good point. That's cow feet. Actually cows have had have four feet. Don't they have four feet. They don't have too little hands. Yeah if were standing next to a cowan suddenly it just like smacks you in the face you like. I didn't know you had hands funny. Funny like cow humor. Oh yes absolutely. Cowhands actual job is to stand behind the cows and put their hands the fake look. We gotta listen. You're doing the italian cow here. Cowhands are great. Whose line is it. Anyway hooves line. Is you love these for me to go. I appreciate you dial in on what i like. Yeah that's nice. So what do you plan for. I mean twenty. Twenty two is fast approaching. I mean is that going to be a big. I mean there's there's all these people say well we gotta stop eating cows because of their farts. It's not good for the you know. They got to stop eating them because of their farts. Yeah well yeah. I mean a bit because of all the the farts are making the ozone layer disappear and so By the way this is another helicopter. Yeah nice track. Yeah try not gonna fall for it halley. Now we're just going to let the little worse but you know. What do you think about that about that. I mean obviously. You didn't know about it. Because i just told you about it. That's right well. It's going to be a tough year. Obviously i gotta move a few of these cows. If i want to keep talking about these helicopters by the way one out there and horrify. I thought it was the first time i ever saw one. I thought it was a giant metal bug. Looks like a metal bug. Is that not what it was. It looks like a dragonfly doesn't it yes but evil in you know wait dragonflies or not evil though what why they so long and skinny are you saying there are evil because that's horrifying. There's any long and skinny gagging dragonflies long birds scott. I don't know so what do you what do you think about what is twenty twenty two. Have in store for the cow farmer out there. Well it's gonna be a bountiful year thing we're gonna have we're gonna move up maybe about two fifteen three fifteen cows so you're gonna get more cows that you're going to sell the help. So is that why you're only eating chickens day between two hundred of u. s. We got a rash making any money the we the feathers to we defender scott. I'd i didn't say you didn't okay just looking at me like i didn't need the feather the feather looking at you like that at all. Trying to starve every bandy. He's got a weird look is facing feathers. Tayside ever had a feather taco. No they're delicious. Really you take a tortilla some on it already. Well i'm not not miami okay so now i don't call a taco that has carney asada and all those onion tacos just because they have a little bit of onions on a lot of feathers feathers. Hurry assad repealing of the carney. Assad is like the sliced onion on top. I mean just or split feathers. Okay you didn't like that one. Because it's not a castle alpine chicken base farm-based. But i gotta say your business model dusty dusty. It is it's it is. I don't i don't think it's really working near at your right but i've been trying to get people to come out to the farm to buy some of these cows you want people to buy them. I don't want to. But a have to so i wrote a little jingle. Oh okay. I'd love to hear it if you're if you're prepared i am okay. I people don't say. I wrote a little jingle unless they're ready to sing the jingle. That's right if anyone ever comes up to you and goes i wrote a little jingle. Go okay like i'd love to hear and they go. I'm not gonna sing it for you. all right. i totally agree. I would never presented jingle not saying okay good so you're not one of those guys. No okay let's hear your jingle all right. Hey baby girl whispering ear. I hear that you might be in the market for a steer. Wait till you see cow. Say what way. Tse in my cows. Wait till you see cow bitch way my house you will never see cow like this Well andy as the hollywood facts theme song writer. What do you think of that jingle. I i liked it a lot. It had kind of a union twins vibe to it here seem to be two different notes. One was dot da. No i guess it goes does go down. It's sending melody all right. So that hasn't worked at all that on the radio i do slip the word bitch in there. Well andy said. It's got hanging twins habit i wanted. Yeah yeah. I wanted people to know where it's coming from. Yeah okay interesting. I don't know that's okay. it's not that. I don't like it. I just don't think it's effective and not in the market for a cow right system you bought a cow. I bought sections in my life. What's your favorite section. Now we're relate. Now i like. My favorite meat is hotdogs. Much like mitt romney. Some of that comes from that. True favorite food is that was mitt. Romney's great quote favorite. Meat is hotdogs. He he was not the president ironic. That favorite meat is hot dog. That might be one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. There's no such thing as hot dog. Wait wait a minute. You're saying hot dogs don't exist. No i'm just saying it's not one. You can't just get a hotdog. You gotta make a hotdog wait. No you can buy a hotdog almost anywhere but it doesn't exist in nature. Oh i see is not like beef or chicken. No it has a case. Yeah it hasn't casing so you're right there is it's like two step process and there's casing then you squeeze meat into thank you. Yeah so it is. It isn't in nature but if you cut up a cow like you know you can have like God you're getting depressed one in college just thinking about waking up next to. He doesn't like it. Yeah yeah cutting their little fetal fifty should stop sleeping with them that way. They're not feet their hoops. I forgot about my own favorite. We knew say sleep with them. It now makes me think that you're having sex with these cows. Oh my god. I was openness. Wouldn't come out god who you're shopping. Donald the cows. That's why i have so many dole terror because you think a variety nuts got all kinds. It's seems to be like any cow. If you're having sex with a cow like anyone will do. You don't need to like okay okay. You like the variety. You've obviously got no experience. Raising or sleep in with cowed callahan's do. Are they having sex with a cow. Cow cow hand orgy. Scott you said it not me but yes. That's exactly what's going on all right. Look see we have to take a break. If that's okay. We have a really interesting guests coming up here in a second. What was his name. He's a podcast guest and his name is oh the answer. Seeker will be here after the break. This is exciting or are you seeking any answers dusty. What to do. Yeah stop having sexually those cows. I would say them up and sell them. I'll keep looking all right. We're going to be right back. We'll have more..
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Game. Yeah well you know what they say. I don't i don't think so. I know win. A lot of people say things but maybe not. This particular instance. Everything's bigger in texas. I do know now. You've heard that. Yes yeah so you ever been down to a cal form. I don't think so. But andy you're saying you know a lot about cows right just from reading lot of cow books like what. What kinda cow books are you reading. there's this one book called into cows. Oh good at the beginning. Another one is called a cow. The real story about cows. Okay yeah that sounds like one. You would read after intro to cows. Exactly legit legit books. There's intro to cows to wow a sequel to that you read that book before cows or is it because it's still an intro or is it to me it's an interest. Read them in release order. So they're not the same author in the you want to see the chronology of what people thought about cows through the year exactly and also they all have like credit scenes extending cow universe. Yeah the cow evers reading. These books is like watching the movie until you what kawser fascinating cowabunga verse. Oh yeah what do you think of that word. Cowabunga do you get excited when you hear the first syllable and then disappointed with the rest. That's exactly right. It's okay banga. So it's it's a difficult situation for you watching the simpsons makes me think i don't watch the simpsons i don't know about you don't why not i don't know about it. I don't know about it. And i mean it's been on at this point for like twenty five of of it's ninety nine seasons so full like fourth of how many seasons is going to be defense. There aren't any cows on it. That's true. I don't think i've ever seen a cow on the simpsons stay. Here's a challenge for our listeners. If you can give a screen cap of any cow that has ever been on the simpsons. You'll win. I guess two million dollars. There's deaf you're going to lose that money. There's definitely been a cow. i doubt it. i don't think so. Two million dollars guaranteed like primary cast. You know there's no recurring okay. Let me amend it okay if anyone if any member of the simpsons family And that includes the nuclear family of you know barred in the rest or any uncles on brothers sisters and law. Whatever if any of them are cows please send us a screen cap and you get two million and you'll get two million dollars and a trip to my farm if you want it. Oh really throw it in all expenses paid. There's not much expense. Once you get there getting there would be getting there. Yeah i'm not gonna pay for that. You're allowed to come okay. You allowed because anyone allowed to come at anytime. No oh really oh. This is locked dive of property locked. Well miss you can get over that little cow wire little. It's two free to the ground. The they're locked in they really ain't it's more of a psychological thing. When they see you the cow wire weyerhaeuser previous experience with taller. Cow me thinking yeah wail but just in the. Where did you read that that in intro to cows too. That's an intro to cow six. Whoa well the problem is. There's not a lot of interest in these cow books. It's deep but it's not wide. Who writes these books. And how did you get so interested in the mandy. Just love to read. Yeah so you read anything. I've read all kinds of books. Do you read them in release order to which one's the cow books just any books always in in release order. Okay so when like on a when new books come out you read all whatever came out definitely so you've read every book so far come out almost all. Yeah like everett enders game. And you've mentioned unders came on this show before intro to cows one through through five. I haven't read six yet so no spoilers okay did i just come out on tuesday. That just came out. And it is chock full of cows. Yes cows inside the book. Yeah yeah it's a new one of those ones black a kids book almost where you open the page and goes oh so has sound effects or yeah okay. Those movies with them yeah movies. Do you get excited when you hear more on. The i was good. I've been listening. You ain't been funny yet but that was a really funny okay. That was funny because you did movie. Okay all right. what so. Tell us about your daily routine. I would love to hear like what what happens in these thirty hours a day. I wake up. Twelve oh one. Am bed levin fifty nine. And i wake up. And i say time to feed the cows so i go out and grab a bag of feed bag bag affi and everybody gets a little bit. That's the problem with having so many. Is you gotta take care of. All of them do everything. Every day she buy more food the more you have the more you should be. Yeah that's probably a good tip. These guys are starving. That'll be an intro to cow seven. I think yeah yeah. How much sooner is i. Don't want him to get too big. Because oh i don't. I don't want to see him go. Scott what do you mean. you don't wanna sell my cows. I wanna keep them. Oh my god you're crying so you're crying yes i am. Just because i'm watching. You cried so much. Connection to these cows as deep connection is a down. So we're so you don't want mad had you all your cows to get bigger because then you'll have to sell them. People will chop them up for me and all this kind of saying it's scott. These cows sleep in my bed three times. A year counting. You not love something like that three times a year. I got a steer sleep in with me. And i remember i remember. I remember one of them. So do you only have cows at it. I got cows chickens for eton chickens. You how many chicks and seaweed day to three hundred chickens three hundred chickens. No sorry. that's how many is on the farm. I probably go to three chickens between all the farmhands cow has three two hundred cowhands. You're only eating. You do not want them to get bigger. Could be too big and not going to have to. You have to fire them for big. Can't do the work. They can't stay. I don't know this sounds like an. Hr is you know. We don't have a real. There's no rules out there. No rule play the wild west. That's right. I'm confused though. Because i always thought. Cowhands.
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Comedy bang. Bang we're back. Andy sandberg god. I'm in my head about it because we just talked about the sandler thing. Just don't call me that. I know but it's so similar because you have sam sand very similar right. Yeah and and and what's his name ad right there similar elaborately. There's some some parallels that did that did that da. no he's not And your data. yeah it's the same thing anyway. Did i tell you the story of. When i was first starting out doing standup i beg of you to tell me it was An italian restaurant called farfalla. I remember this place. yeah it was overrun Not la brea but Maybe liberal maybe wasl brea cohen galore down. Okay yeah got it. No no you might be right. It doesn't matter but It was like you know the top floor of a two storey restaurant near the box. Next to the acme it was close and i was just starting out and the you know mc ren literally was like mc ran. Was there emceeing. All the comedy shows back in the early. Only just up coming shows though. Never anything legit. Because he didn't want that to get out. Yeah obviously this was before social media when back when he ran. Concerted just do it. Every fell under the radio covered by the way the best way to do it. Fly underneath that radar. Yeah it's smart. Yep anyway now. It's not as good of a story because it took so long but the what you would expect happened. Which was them see was like please. Welcome adam sandler no sane. And i walked out and i literally ran to the mike and new home taylor. I'm so sorry. In retrospect those guys would have gone crazy if they had known what your career would have looked like if they had. They been time travelers. Maybe they were time travellers and they were going crazy because they were like. Oh i bet it dandy who gets mistaken for adam all the time yeah is probably was. That was not my best set. Yeah as they're called insiders gonna get back to to stand up. I don't know really we. What about doing an hour special. Maybe what if we do thing where we got you a net flicks deal to do an hour special. Yeah the only caveat is you had to tape it in two weeks and hadn't been on stage since those early days and write it and right in that yeah. I think that's an experiment. Let's do it okay. will you help me right it. The thing is okay so the experiment is truly like. What could i scrap together in two weeks. I'll look. I have further thoughts on this. Let's talk after the show but don't be surprised if you see a deadline. Hollywood open up and suddenly it's like. Oh andy sambergen just got aggravated and doing a thing together souljah. Yeah nikki thanked it. Yeah it are. We going to co-produce like with our companies. Yeah totally yeah. We'll do like michael bolton big sexy balance coat on that reach apps three taps. We have to get to our next guest. If that's okay now. He is the aforementioned cow farmer avenue for that. So you know everything about cows and you've been on farms. I know nothing about cows. And i've never been on a farm so this'll be an interesting Sort of two pronged questioning style. I need you here by me for your experience He's never been on the show before please welcome to the show dusty hillary caddy partner couty partner partner. That is a fun. Little twist on howdy partner. Yeah yeah well. They told me that you guys liked interesting characters. And there is nothing more interesting than cal farming so county partner patty so great to see you dusty us here sandy. Hey andy how you doing. I'm good dusty. how are you. i'm doing all right. I'm a little far from home. And i missing my cows. Lear is your home. Well it's the middle of the country. Oh okay what are we talking taxes. We can say okay right. There smack dab in the middle but a little lower Real emerald texas close. I don't want to give you the whole thing. Okay all right. I mean if i were to go around amarillo and ask for dusty. I would eventually find you well. There's a lot of dust down there. The wind yeah dust in it people tend to name their babies. Whatever they see Just you know in front of them at the time your name name. Hollywood sign a smart actually smart. She might get a lot of work. Maybe not the work. She's looking for just pictures. Tourists trying to get next door. Yeah sure but you miss your cows miss him. I miss him every day. Very single day was true. Absolutely when you're farm you gotta love him. You know you gotta feed them. You got gotta care for them. You got a pet them. You got a really asleep in the house. Hold on sleep in the house. Oh yeah these are is intimate rio. Okay how many cows do you have. If you don't mind me asking got what two hundred to two tin steer two hundred ten cows and they all sleep in the house. Not all of them. There's a shift. There's a rotation ever rotate. I mean how many at a time cow sleep in the bed every night get so basically like they're on one hundred day cycle. Yes cows get to sleep well so three times a year three cents for each cal three and a half. You gotta let them know you love them. You know. because i'm there daddy. Okay you really. Yeah raised them to feed them. Do they have actual daddy's though that they tend to think of his dad there that they don't know what would you do with those cows. Well i wear a hat. That looks like the cow like the biggest cow so they think i'm their daddy bull deals using. Do you mean the a hat that this bold normally wears or it's a hat that looks like this. Yes oh texas rangers. He was a rangers fan when he was around and scared them away. You know not to confuse the cows but you got to care for them. Love them feed them bottle feed them. Healthy them yeah. Wow i mean it sounds like how. How many hours a day are you with these cows. Thirty thirty hours a day. I mean it must seem like that's what it feels like. Yeah i mean. That's like one of those ringo starr eight days a week situations where it's like what is time. Bending in on itself feels like it when you're out in the day love the beat. We're talking about the band. No hate him. I love the beatles on my phone can imagine how many two hundred three hundred beatles at least at least these guys are funny. Really things you wouldn't expect like what straw man eating that you thought i was gonna say the house or some i guess Yeah yeah. I would think so. You have termites there. Your course how many do hundred at least at least got today's things you wouldn't expect. They sleep in the bad times a year. So they'll eat my pillow daily motto nails by the way. Your toenails look great very is. That's the termites do and that. That's the beatles that's the beetle. What the band the band us. Yeah well it's not as peace cardio come over to keep keeping nice and trim. Wow wouldn't interesting story from an interesting guy. That's what i was told to be on here. Yeah interesting as i can be so. Now you're amarillo ish in texas you have this farm and mainly you have so many. Do you have any cowhands as they call it. That's for our listeners. Who maybe don't know the lingo. That is a assistance. Intern got a couple of times. I got a couple of cowhands nice. Guys they've got about two hundred three hundred. Yeah i let him sleep in the bed. The big bad california game texas.
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Melissa mustafa miro. I'm going to see her. You're going to see her to honestly. I'm in touch with all the cast the entire cast. Okay what about then the creator of the show gore gore. I'd cut him off if i were you. I think there's a chance. I'm going to see him a lot. Really why had parties or what. She was looking at office. Space near us. Really like we might do lunches once this delta gets the boot where exactly in the same floor. This is big news. Big news for me. Yeah yeah okay interesting. Okay so not dan. So what about the hair makeup department. Yes him department. Yeah i'll miss them. Okay maybe the hair and makeup department wardrobe wardrobe named one person there and let's give them a big sendoff. Alexis alexis had a great run. I jus- are on my the show. I just shot with my okay so still but you know this could be it. That could be. I would be sad if that was it alexis. He had a great run. And he's going to miss you. I hope i soon hope so doubt it well that i think we've talked about brooklyn nine nine enough there really is only probably one more piece of business That we have to to attend to and that is of course. We are taping this in hollywood not to. I don't wanna give anything away about location when we're in hollywood. There's one thing that we have to do which is single. Hollywood facts hollywood facts. And we're going downtown going to inglewood now every do back lots of ours drake then go walk in front of the hollywood fast. Take out your check out the facts. The hollywood facts borough good crushed it. Yeah you did really well. I wasn't so good. I mean you. You did bring up lyrics on your phone. Tired of floundering. I don't mind people knowing that. Yeah no that's every time you've been on the show before we do it until you get it right in this time. You didn't wanna do it several times. Let's do it again. I won't look and let's see. How are you ready here. We go nice fax and we're going downtown going to eagle now. Every we saw lots of hours get a drink at a club. Then go in. Hollywood fas- check out the hollywood backs. Borough bad not bad weird part in there. Where when you in the original recording where you didn't even know what you were saying and it's hard to replicate that shockingly. That wasn't a song that was written before it was before straight off z. People check out the archives. And you can hear the episode where i believe lauren lab kissing you and i saying that twenty seven times in a row trying to trying to get the lyrics straight in the original palley. Yes you me and palley. Yeah well let's go on with these days. I don't know miss him me too. I just watched them on and laughed a lot. Yeah he was really funny on that. Yeah well we have no idea where kelly is but it's always He's always welcome. Is he like door is he. Like in the wind. I don't know. I don't even know where he's living these he might be in new york. I'm sure he's just a real issue with this show is real. La based sort of like carson back in the heyday kind of like channel one before they branched out yes. Exactly thank you so do great metaphors that everyone will all right. We have to take a break if that is okay. Andy are you okay to stick around. We have some really interesting guests. Always stay for the guests. We have a cow farmer. You have any connection to that world. I mean i know all about cows and farming farms. Okay so oh man. Here's another plane.
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Like okay. There's no temptation anymore. He likes seized the devil. And he grabs the devil's pitchfork. And he pokes the devil in his own. But with the pitchfork and he's like get out of here in the devils like. I'm sorry. I'm sorry i don't know what i was thinking goes away and then everyone's like. Oh wow i. None of us feel doing crime anymore. And then jake and everyone goes well. I guess i'm out of a job. And then everyone slowly leaves and says goodbye. Which other mary. Tyler moore style gives each other a big hug. Yes and then jake. Is there at the very end going like well. I have to say that this certainly was in brooklyn wasn't wasn't that the end of seinfeld i think it was. Yeah you're closer than you might think really about all the devil staff. I know but i liked that version. I would definitely. Should we film that. If someone wants to put up the money to shoot that ending. I would for sure show up and who do you wanna play you like 'cause i'd like to play jake. If you play the devil maybe who who gets who's really weaken pathetic and his leg got screwed. We can do that and then put it as an extra on like the dvd or something like that actually blocked my genie nuts into the wall. Cute yeah you got the made. The offer. In the room down to audition. I'm open to good. You read a lot of actors respect. I'm fully open read. I don't give a damn. I just trusted my ability. You know when you look back on a show like this. I mean you you know what i'm trying to say like. It sounds that sounds like a good start to a question though doesn't back on a show like this. Are you gonna show this. did you hate it. did you like it. I'll be honest. it was good. What are you going to where. Where did you film it. I'm grasping at straws shot in studio city. Cds radford fan a lot of on location downtown and all over the greater. Are you gonna miss the guy at the gate who let you all the time. What's once you're there for your own thing. You're not visited anymore. You just get a pass. You can zip right through. Yeah okay where are you. where are you zip through. Which entry colefax gay colfax gate of course so you know what. i'll say. It changed this last season because a cova really and have a podcast without talking about cody. Okay tell us what change the gates will you. Had you had to show on your phone that you completed a survey that said you check the boxes saying you didn't have coveted. It was a survey though. Were they asked like your satisfaction on having govan and some of them are like yes no and there were a lot of maybes that got you on the lot. Okay snow you have to like in the very beginning. They'd have to take your temperature quickly. And how what were you. Does your temperature usually usually around like eighty three. That's low super-low i know. They were always like what and i was like. No i don't know but you would come out of like a meat locker where you like to sleep right cry. Yeah yeah full. Trial day over twenty three. I have to say thank you since the beginning of your career. It's all smoke and mirrors and cry. Oh smoking is all smoking mirrors looking in mirrors after smoking and then crow. And so so i got. What do i want to ask about this because you. That's a plane going over. Hold on we gotta take a break. We haven't done these in a while. Oh here we go ready here. We go.
"samberg" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"The little how many comedy. I am undeterred. By this undeterred. Welcome to comedy bang bang. Yes yes. welcome to comedy bang. Bang thank you so much to sausage of content sausage of content. Thank you so much for that race emission. I don't think that one's gonna stick. Unfortunately that's not going to be the permanent won. The hunt continues and the podcast continues. Well welcome back to the show. This is a very special outdoor bang. Bang here we're out in the backyard. The sonic shining and our guest wants to say something he's pointing up at. The sky does not sunny is not something which is great. Yeah because if it were really sunny than we would be if you know this but with the sun comes heat and we would be hot. I thought you were going to say we'd be philadelphia. Oh that's right because there's always does then title makes sense. I know i know it never ends in southern california tony tony. Tony said that. that's right. Tony tony tony. Said that also d.c. And the other tony tony. Why would they called tony. Tony tony because it's a name that you never forget. That's true especially like if you say something three times. They always say in. Advertising people need to hear something three times right in order to know what the thing so he got it out of the way right out of the gate. Tony tony tony remember and they spelled each tony. That's true. yeah. What was your favorite toni. Spelling t. t. a. u. w. and whom loud the loudest do lot the backlash Acp e. i h l e. I oh yeah yeah yo. Welcome to the show. Great rift right there. That is an example of what we do here on comedy bang bang. We're in the backyard. My name is scott. i'm the host. Come a little later we have. We have a really interesting show. We have a akao former will be on the show later very interesting. We also have a podcast guest. That's right to the answer. Seeker will be here. And that person is a podcast guest not professionally but as a guest on this one podcast. We also have a returning favorite here. He's on the show. Gosh as long as we've been doing it you you were there back in the old radio station days in the first year and you know It would say this is what your tenth appearance. Maybe something like that years. Yeah probably somewhere around. There probably not who knows. I'm gonna go with seven seven. No definitely more than seven really. Yeah you've done more than seven. I could look it up. If you want honestly i blackout for most of them i get it seven ecstatic that what. What about that dad. From seventh heaven. What do you think about him not good. I don't know. Is that a thing after the show can i. Can i google it now. Please google if you can spare gook. I know you're almost at your limit. With how many do you have in a month. What if you could only google so many things in a month and we'll have boy. What a world. That would be google prime and you had to pay for it. I don't know google as many things quite honestly. I would for sure down on googling for example looking at the data from seven. You probably like if you on right on the cusp. It was like you only get three more google's this month and by the way we were close to the end of this month. I know we're not when you're listening to this but would you waste. Would you have wasted a google ad. In retrospect i wish i hadn't done a free one on it. It's just a bummer. Yeah exactly with kick things off. Certainly. but he's our old friend he's been on this show Several times he thinks seven. Think ten and maybe somewhere in between is where the truth lies but You know him as detective. God i want to say andy barker. That's from the office. Detective jake tapper. Detective jake tapper on brooklyn nine nine. Whose series finale is coming up on. September sixteenth one hour series finale and he had a great movie last year called palm springs. And we're next to my pool and there's a floating in it and he's i'm sure he's getting ptsd from its. Please welcome to the show. Andy sandberg given name. Thank god yes scott gave you that name. God they look. I've been listening to a lot of donde. So i'm i'm in it. Okay good g. Slash d What's your favorite onto track. So far probably off the grid okay. But i've listened to it once. Yeah that's true and repeats like three songs in it. So i feel like those are the ones i know better than the ones. Yeah what about donde clown. dan decline. What if he called it done to claw done decline. Conklin i say this a few more times as it makes sense. No it doesn't make sense to me is don d. clown. You'll like down to clamp. Yes i'm done to clients like a dutch guy. Saying i'm don declined guy came up to you like and assuming you're into the dutch guy and he was handsome and lean that way and everything was cool. And you're like about to have sex with him and he said i'm done clown and it'd be like this guy is in the clan. Andy welcome back show. And it's a pleasure having you especially on the cusp of the series finale of brooklyn. Nine nine guys you made. It really made it. What is it eight seasons. Yeah eight seasons did you. I remember when you started it. Did you think it would ever make eight. I remember you saying you were like you know what aid is great. I got. I hope we make eight because eight is great. Yeah i will it be our fate. We'll have to wait sure and we've waited and in is your fate and here you are and it all came true everything that we said that day i think eight is enough Seasons do they do nine. What does show went for ninety nine seasons like well the simpsons get there. After dan castle annetta. Everyone passes away in different. People are doing it. I mean they're already. You know replacing some of the people on it. I believe my friend gray is on the show now replacing someone and you know i mean. Eventually they can just replace everybody. Will animation can go forever but sixty minutes could do. That's also true season. Ninety nine of sixty minutes is keep replacing. Yeah the news people. Exactly what could not go for that long. A sensibly the ninety ninth precinct in brooklyn. We'll still exist after. There're do you guys like shut out the lights it's newhart or and go like. Oh this place is closed down. I'm no spoilers. No lights spoilers. No light spoiler okay. So we don't know. But no. I mean we only do like big spoilers spoilers little things that the last line everyone dies your character and i forget his name but his jake. Right isn't it. Yes does he like. Sit back at the end like everyone leaves the police station And they're like well. There's no more crime that happened. I mean the idea was floated. Just now suddenly. God comes down and abolish. Did he basically like flips the switch and everyone's brain where.
"samberg" Discussed on Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast
"Today is an emmy and golden globe winning comedian. You know from his work on saturday night. Live palm springs and his one third of the lonely island. He stars in brooklyn nine nine which returns tomorrow night at eight for its final season. Right here in nbc. Please welcome back to the show. We're very good. Friend andy sandberg. Oh actually seth new character. He's hanging a new character. Yeah it's a new character is really good. Can you just read the car. You're about to be handed. And now here with a health. Update please welcome esteemed immunologist dr fao pittsburgh. Hey what an honor to be here. So dr vouch berg. Because it's safe to say you're no relation to dr fao. He's my fifth cousin really. I've never heard of a fifth cousin. Starting your last news. Same yes famous. Wisconsin's would be bruce springsteen and rick springfield or barack obama and steve. What what we could both say what the other person's being crazy said. Sorry to steal the go-to arrow from your quiver. So dr phalsbourg. Berg doctor and cindy vouch for guess. Your first name is and feni is. I'm six cousins with anti sanford. Because i need start to say so. Doctor and thirty phalsbourg. Is it safe to assume you're here to talk to us about the corona virus. No set to talk to you about a new virus. A virus more deadly than anywhere. I've ever seen in a fuel of science or any of the other fields. The other fields really sally wc. Okay what's the new virus. The frisbee virus fandy my cousin additives. This has nothing to do with this. What's what's the frisbee virus. It's a matter of life and death in it's easy to catch. How do you catch it all. You have to take one. Look your ugliest frisbee and you know you have it if you throw up right away Which is why you think you're at risk of seeing frisbee you have to mascot limit show you the proper technique. Okay just like z. Seth ziahe works. This is what you do job. Wise frisbee are you going to keep that mascot for the rest of the interview. No i have not because. I'm not memorize his script. It's hot off the presses out. How did the frisbee virus start. Good setup. Questions thank you. She was either purchased at a wet market which makes sense because she looks like a wet rat ordered. She was created in a lab which also makes sense. Because no god mix such a felt creature share share x. Question of course would be. Did she escape from the lack. I don't think that's likely you don't think that's likely no. I think it's more likely than someone who worked at the lab said. This dog sucks. We should let her out and say she is gamed in the heroine agreed to that plan. Because you know she sucks. Are we done on a super strong maxine for the reservoirs Yeah it's like. Waste your hunger the johnson and johnson do you wanna know vaccines way stronger than johnson and johnson nell. Dwayne the rock. Johnson and johnson did that work with the cruise. Just let me know that plate with the crew. I'm dying to know. I think we can probably wrap this up now. Yeah when they me snl. I wanted to be cloudy. I know that you're allowed to call it now. So i wanted to be clooney. Please give it up for dr and thief ouch berg. We'll be right back with andy sandberg. Welcome back the late night. We're hearing andy sandberg. Hello friend high says you. You're fighting a cold. And that's pretty much how i knew for the first seven years of our friendship was fighting a cold. I felt like since you moved to california. You got less sick all the time but is this just the norm. We went on a family trip and then saw my family and they got everyone sick. Gotcha so like. I had moved asked it as a member of my family but then i guess my family just gets everyone sick. Yeah so that's nice to know that you point fingers at your family as well as my sister's kids got the segment. Hey i want you to know. I mean this is still on the desk since you did it. You did a famous mommy character and we have you on the desk and it's really nice because we also have. We have the character. I'm asked about the most stefan and the one that i've never been asked about once and so you want to get something story in the middle next bro. Yeah right in the middle as popular characters. You wrote me this summer. Basically to thank me for the holiday card that we sent you which is a weird time to get that feedback because of course it was a full six months after you received it. Yeah what happened. Was we put all of our mail in a bag because code and then you burn off. We knew a lot about the virus at that time and that we forgot the mail so yeah about a month ago i read about seventy five holiday. Cards started reaching out to people. But i really liked your holiday card this year. You went out of your way to say frisbee. Didn't make the cut this year. Yeah frisbee not on holiday card because same time canada. Three one two three dot zoo was say because there's another kid to put on there. I a point out. I think we've talked about the show. Two years ago in frisbee wasn't a holiday card. You send it back to us right. Which is the only time in my life. We've received a holiday card back. You didn't even want it in your home. It was sticking up the joint speaking. Do i need to sit back. The algae lab coat. Because i don't want an assignment for this you keep it because i feel like you're probably going to be asked to do it. Like events like corporate events is for sure going on my best of your best your best of late night when did and stop doing beth stops. Yeah i guess maybe when the dvd industry drying up temperature real quick..
"samberg" Discussed on This Is Important
"I know about high school musicals that there's somebody named sharpei and that's tight. There's a human being named sharpei isn't like the white blond girls name sharpei. Fuck fine lady. I honestly i honestly was just faking the funk. I've never seen the movies. But what i'm telling you exac i'm telling zach dude. You're in trouble now. I think it'd be okay with your all over the place right now. Man trying to track you dude. What you're lying so much. Hey sorry better. But his real. What is real with you guys. You're watching car shows. We'll kind of scripted tv. Are you tune in and four. oh man Nothing now honestly nothing. I'm just watching movies right now. that's it. What movie. I wanna i wanna hear about it wall. I went on a big dupe. Plus brothers indie. Run your before making the indie movie just to kind of you know. See what the coffee then. The cop copy them still their stuff to copy to see. What was that cool weirdo or freak. Or what's that one call. I'd love that one creep creep knocking bulky. I didn't see the sequel though neither did i but the first one was doubt this. Squeak will Yeah it was an indie movie with a sequel. That's rare right. Well it's a horror so that's not rare horrors beginning sequels. Sure and yeah man yet. Did you see the one with mark deposit. And what's his name and ray romano. Did you guys see that. One super indy. No it's called super indy. Where do you watch no it. it's on netflix. i can't remember the title of it though but it is very It's like those emotion. It's just emotional. You cry they make you cry and it feels good. I don't cry. Jackie chan wide dig. Jackie chan to yeah. I feel like. I'm like a little disgusted. That you've seen all of them. And none. game of thrones. I mean that's you're you're trying. Real hard to be. Altern edgy and Succeeding not working dog. It's a tale of two budgets really low budget and big budget a game on well. Yeah you got to know them all out on. What's going on the game. Because i feel like you're projecting to saying words to kyle looking up above your well. Here's what's happening guys is. I worked all day. A big clippers fan. You worked all day here. He also just picked up his microphone. It's getting real. No i've i've had. I've been holding but i've but it's higher bear. No jokes allowed right now. Okay here we go. I've had season tickets for seven or eight years now and it's a it's a lot of. It's a lot of money that i've invested and a lot of time invested watching the clippers. They finally made the western conference finals game. Three it's a big deal the only time that we could do the podcast is right now. So what i'm doing is i'm double digit. This is this is what i have to do. I have to watch the clippers and talk to my friends during the podcast. And this is what's happening. I'm still gonna say don't you cry about it. I'm just watching. I'm not crying. i'm just watching. all right. seems like you wanna cry. Do you think they're gonna to pull it out i do. I think that they're going to win this one. I don't know if they're going to win. This series. chris. Paul is back and back tonight. He back tonight. It's a big deal because we had to watch this guy. He's i yeah. I agree jurors. I would've loved that if you guys would have said that an hour ago but you're right..
"samberg" Discussed on This Is Important
"Yeah for sure to for yes she says sure. Sure we gotta sure on the cia producer. Anna says sure we can see it in a you. Perver- hold on. Say if you could just show us the mechanics of this that'd be don't understand. Let's see it all right. Let me see you going to some some kiwis. We're going to bite these kiwis holder or one eight the skin. I actually you know my i feel. I just took a shower and it was cold so like my balls are kind of really close like hugging. Audie what you can't stretch back. I'm trying a lot of people when they take showers. There balls like sort of hang low elongate. Yes right is is a cold shower. I took a cold shower. Why would you do such a big because you just worked out. Yeah okay here he goes. He's shown us the buck. Got the best of the best but well we just see your a well okay. Well it was good. It was assigned science. They looked like to nine. And those look really soft and shaved. You shave your nuts shape. You guys you guys know. I'm not a very hairy guy right other than my head for the head of hair up. Doctor you're nuts. Looked like they were holding their breath. They.
"samberg" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"It featured a lot of great music from her yellow tubes. Um, it was the best part of the movie, so apparently I don't know what the movie was about. I can't even tell you Is that Santa do a Ah ABBA song. No, it's Olivia Newton John. She's the one singing that and she acts in Xanadu. The movie is way I believe she does, Yes. I never saw it. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what the word Xanadu means. Nor do I want to find out. Thank you. I just thought that was a little fun Fact. Wow. Wonderful live in 40 years, they've been doing it. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure. Don't you think you'd have to have a good sense of humor, right? Oh, for sure. She's cool. She's cool. She's all right. So here's what I watched. Have you heard of the film Palm Springs with Andy Samberg and on What is her name? She's great. On who Lou and is like a 99% on rotten tomatoes. Something very high on rotten tomatoes. It's not good. Why are people watching this? I think I heard I could be wrong. Colleen, you, khun! Text me but calling Lindstrom. I swear. I heard her reference this yesterday and said it was really good. Kristen Millie Adi is the other problem is great. The acting is good. Andy Samberg's actually It's probably the only thing I've ever seen him do that was Worthy of Noting Wait a second. So what? What didn't you if the acting was good, and a lot of really like what they like about it? So this guy is going to a wedding. We've seen it before. It's it's called Ground Hog's Day. They're stuck in a time loop. They're stuck in a time loop in these two wedding guests developed this friendship, then budding romance while living the same day over and over. And some things change up every day and on who is the actor? He's great. He was in that movie about drumming. He's in all those commercials. Yes, he's in it. He's great. I mean, the acting is good. The story. It's so dumb, but she heard that you mentioned being a time work movie like ground Hog Day. One of the positive reviews, I read said that they it's an interesting twist on the Time loop. Plot or time in uniting war, Matt I didn't get it that whatever that twist is, I don't know what the twist is. A couple and they were trying to solve this situation, and I don't know I didn't. I didn't care for it. It wasn't good. It wasn't good. How could I be? So wrong. No, you listen, Maybe you're not. It's it's subjective. Earlier. I point us back to the 10 o'clock hour. You liked Hoobastank and in I didn't watch in 2020. You defended Hoobastank song, The reason and, Ah lot of other people think it's not. It's subjective. Donna. You're okay. Okay? Yeah, it was dumb. I did not care for that. Okay? And then the other movie I watched. I know I don't have much time for it, but it's worth a watch. It's cute. It's The love birds and this one star's Camille non Johnny Two. It's cute. You know it was. It was cute. It's called the lovebirds. I should have told you where I watched that believe it was on Amazon and it's cute. Oh, uh, it's array is in this as his love interest. Very Cute. It follows a couple who go on the run after witnessing a murder. There you go. There's the whole plot, and it's one needle like Netflix is at one, and it's only an hour and 27 minutes. Yeah, it's cute. It's funny. I actually left out loud a few times while watching this one It's you light. I'm trying to go light. Steve. Susan. I mean, there is still murder because I'm always so I like it. I watched dark stuff too. I'm just not telling you about it. Thank you. Welcome. It's changing my view of you. Oh, my God. Thank you. When we come back, you gotta study. I have a study. It has to do with dogs and has to do with kids. It has to do with quarantine on you're not gonna like it. All right. You're not gonna like it. But this is the news today and I'm going to share it. That's when we return. We'll be according to a new study on Donna Steve, on my talk. Good job, my talkers. Your daily commute, changed or even disappeared. You.
Why Andy Samberg Decided To Star In A Romcom With Palm Springs
"Sandberg's not really known as a Ram Calm Guy, most of his movies have been in the wackier side fact, he's actually been offered quite a few Rom coms over the years, but always turn them down. He decided to give it a go with his new movie Palm Springs. So what gave him the chain heart? He tells Indi wire, the script caught me off guard multiple times as I started reading it. I do enjoy traditional Rom coms, but this movie was one I could finally envision myself doing not embarrassed by my performance up and incorporating a lot of elements I. Love
Andy Samberg on New Movie 'Palm Springs'
"Visit Popcorn with Peter Travers. This is N.. December who is in. You're not going to see a more fun and more well. You can think about things that happened in a two ident palm spreads. This is you at your very best buddy, thank you good. Yeah! Thanks, even if you're living the life of misery and a pandemic. People are loving you everywhere. that's the hope you know. Obviously when we made, it was did a very different spirit, but it has somehow Hagen this new meaning with everything that's happening code and quarantining. You know having to live with yourself and figure out. What to do with life when you're kind of limited in your options. Very Limited, but you know you have your wife and dawn rights. You're not alone in this world. True I, much better off than my character Niles in realize. So I want you to before we start this. Explain to people what comes springs really is about. Their. Did you alive the movies basically? Tell you this. When I when I received the script one of the main reasons I wanted to make it was so. We could shoot in Palm Springs. And I was going to be able to bring the family up there and staying love. You know rental home. In hang their go to Melvin. Go Dancing, and I love Palm Springs. It truly was a motivating factor and then. You know the budget was the budget. In the end we got the California tax rebate which makes it so if you say, it's an La production. At you can't leave the thirty mile zone and palm springs outside of that it became. Story all perspectives listen to you obstacle. Yeah, I know I know storing. Wow. I'm scared for you, my friend. You've got the jargon. How it's over. I'm hoping to just you know a out and just produce. That's right. You have a birthday coming up, so that will be. Down its own my thought we want to consider what I know. It's going to be a quarantine vide.
"samberg" Discussed on MYfm 104.3
"Three million she they I never also looking this is she please I fashion is a mystery business more four three my at them sure yeah so and just to two hours when he what others while Lopez big shout out to my man Andy Samberg just set a new record at Sundance in fact the biggest deal in the film festival's history although the plot of the movie gives me some deja vu I'm explain how long do see there's no.
"samberg" Discussed on AP News
"Andy Samberg on the lonely island was bought by into distributor neon am streaming service Hulu for exactly seventeen million five hundred thousand dollars and sixty nine cents the previous record was seventeen and a half million dollars fox searchlight paid that fort Meade Parker's the birth of a nation back in twenty sixteen Samberg is lonely island partners joked that the financial terms of the deal or unfavorable saying they spend eighty five million dollars of their own money that they're taking a bath and they have a lot of explaining to do their families palm springs the stars Samberg and Krista Millea ideas a pair of wedding guests who are trapped living the same day over and over again in the southern California desert town the film one of the most obviously commercial at this year's Sundance drew claim Ford's clever twist on the ground hog day promise me I will give palm springs a theatrical release while who's taking the films streaming rights so far though no release date set the forty Niners danced their way into Miami ready to take part in the Superbowl hype and as they please get the global reports looking to add another title to their trophy case Jimmy Garoppolo in the forty Niners are ready to take the stage at Super Bowl fifty four against the chiefs in pursuit of the franchise's sixth title rob Lowe drew one of the biggest crowds at Super Bowl opening night as he attempts to do what forty Niners greats Joe Montana and Steve young did win a ring in Miami for many forty niner Sunday's big game will be their first Superbowl start but for others like Star tackle Joe Staley it's a chance at redemption after the forty Niners twenty twelve loss in Superbowl forty seven a win would tie New England and Pittsburgh for the most Super Bowl titles Geffen Coolbaugh Miami Kobe Bryant's helicopter pilot reported that he was climbing to avoid a cloud layer shortly before it slammed into a southern California hillside air traffic controllers report that it was the last communication from the pilot the fog was so heavy that it had grounded police choppers that day authorities said the aircraft then plunged more than one thousand feet and crashed the crash killed the former NBA star his thirteen year old daughter and seven other people including the pilot efforts to recover the remains of the victims are still under way I meeting of GOP senators after president trump's lawyers wrapped up their case earlier today Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said of told the lawmakers he doesn't have the votes yet the block the calling a former national security adviser John Bolton and possibly others to testify in the trial top house prosecutor to Adam Schiff wants more witnesses and White House papers all the centers have heard is argument a fair trial involves witnesses and it involves documents a source says McConnell told them that should there be subpoenas then they can expect the trial to last for several more weeks because the administration is almost certain to challenge the subpoenas in court in his first political rally since the start of the impeachment trial truck tell president trump tells a crowd in New Jersey Democrats are a threat to the country Americans of all political beliefs are sick and tired of the radical rage filled the left socialist I never saw anything what's going on in this country what's going on in this country the Democrat really the Democrat party is the Socialist Party and may be worse trump also cited the addition of seven million jobs and expansion of oil and gas pipelines as economic accomplishments of his administration he did not mention Bolton by name during that speech national transportation safety board says the bodies of all dying victims have been recovered from the helicopter crash site in which NBA great Kobe Bryant his daughter and seven others were killed Sunday morning board member Jennifer how many says the helicopter was quickly dropping before the crash she descent rate for the helicopter was over two thousand feet a minute so we know that this was a high energy impact crash Brian's remains in those of three others have been identified this is a P. news up to thirty million customers may have been exposed to a massive data breach a data breach that one cyber security firm says could rank among the largest ever is being reported by the.
Palm Springs, Boys State Set Sundance Sales Records
"A new records been set at the Sundance Film Festival to acquire a film beating the old record by sixty nine cents the groundhog day as calmly palm springs by Andy Samberg on the lonely island was bought by into distributor neon am streaming service Hulu for exactly seventeen million five hundred thousand dollars and sixty nine cents the previous record was seventeen and a half million dollars fox searchlight paid that Ford may Parker's the birth of a nation back in twenty sixteen Samberg is lonely island partners Joe to the financial terms of the deal or unfavorable saying they spend eighty five million dollars of their own money that they're taking a bath and they have a lot of explaining to do their families palm springs a star Samberg and Krista Millea ideas a pair of wedding guests who are trapped living the same day over and over again in the southern California
Andy Samberg to Host Tiny Food Cooking Show 'Biggest Little Cook-Off'
"In December is hosting a cooking show for the streaming service that we keep talking about maybe yeah I think it's creepy it's called biggest little cough it is a few things that's gonna set apart from all these other cooking shows you may watch for one it's barely funny I mean look at your house he's hilarious right and that he said the content is prepare full meals like spaghetti meatballs are example within one tiny bite of food like the size of a dive well while the meal is in a dime sized piece so everything you have to be represented in a in a piece of food that the size of a die years which really the best bite of anything you've ever had a meal yeah so thick because you're listed taste like a meal yeah so if you take a bite or something of that state potatoes and asparagus I take right now I mean you could pull it off I guess so you're right you have to have everything in one little easier if the stack it somehow it will definitely be entertaining I think of the little videos of people making meals for hamsters you know they make yeah I don't get IT
"samberg" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"Like frozen that sucks yes early show is going to be coming into the small screen and it's going to all be all about the food so this show is called seriously the biggest little cook off it's going to be hosted by Andy Samberg and hear the challenge the chefs will have to make a tiny dish on what the press release calls and absurd showdown we're gonna make little tiny portions of their food this show is going to be airing on the could be streaming service in April I'm because I love the food yeah when there's like he was like donuts only one of five I love it okay so you guys are both about the tiny food okay eighty five years old but other than that here's how a lean into yourself for it you know it and does something that was being over the holiday weekend that was not in theaters but streaming was the Netflix film the Irishman directed by Martin Scorsese and it's also in movie theaters and Martin Scorsese doesn't mind if you make a night of it and watch the whole movie for a whole three and a half hours however he says do not watch it on your phone he said please please don't look at it on your phone I think I've had maybe but just you know respect the film respect back yeah the big screen what we're going to discuss that movie in our show all right well that's all that are at this hour I took one of seven one dot com or download the my talking up at the top of every hour and it's a twenty twelve twenty and five twenty on my top one of seven one everything entertainment thank you for joining us is it a long holiday break right right it was well I mean normally.
Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide Hits Highest Level in at least 3 Million Years
"In our science fact of the day this just in according to the world meteorological association no you know flaming left wing think tank the a this is the W. ammo the literally the world meteorological association atmospheric levels of carbon dioxide CO two are now at the highest ever in three million years now that is longer than human history human history only goes back a couple hundred thousand years so atmosphere CO two levels right now are higher than when Lucy was around right the the pre human and a higher than when Lucy's ancestors were around getting Lucy was only about a million or so ago all of which means that our children and grandchildren can expect temperatures to continue to rise more extreme weather more sea level rise more destruction to marine life more destruction of land based ecosystems more death of insects and and stuff at the bottom of the food chain which then echoes up so that the birds die and and we're saying this right now you know sixty seventy percent of certain kinds of birds particularly the insect insectivorous birds drawn from our planet we're looking at at at an insect apocalypse right now and and this is just the very beginning we have not yet even hit one point five degrees Celsius increase in temperature over the bass line and the pre industrial base line I mean we're just about there but we haven't quite hit it and the bottom line what what all these climate scientists are saying is is that we have to stop it right there I can't go any farther and yet what is the industry doing right now and and in on the right wing media that is that is supportive of industry while they're making fun of the stuff I mean Michael Mann for example the the the scientist he's been a guest on this program many times as a brilliant easy university of Pennsylvania sciences he's the guy who invented the cop the hockey stick conception of the SCO to going up that Al Gore popularized bed professor of cleans climate science or atmospheric science or whatever it is add to Penn state university one of probably a top five climate scientists in the world Michael Mann me was made fun of by the competitive interest enterprise institute in their blog ran Samberg wrote that well first of all they they attacked Michael Mann they said that his science was nonsense and and that is so Penn state did an investigation because there was all this ball Rollin publicity Penn state did an investigation what they found was that he was totally stand up everything he said was true and the way he said it was fine and though he published it was in compliance with scientific rigorous scientific standards reviews stuff so the compatible devices that is one of these right wing think tanks in quotes it really just a propaganda show operation for industry guy name brand Sandburg wrote that Penn state had quote covered up one two in by Michael Mann and characterize man as quote the Jerry Sandusky of climate science because he had quote molested and tortured data in service of politicized science and then not a blog posted by hosted by the National Review online the national reviews the magazine that William F. Buckley started back in the day when he was alive the saying that the you know the National Review is supporting segregation not just in South Africa but in the United States as well apartheid the National Review still around even though he is gone and they said in the end they oppose this was mark staying he said the man was behind the fraudulent climate change study in the investigation clearing him was a cover up basically and so Michael Landon Jr mattered factions from from the competitive enterprise institute see I am from National Review and instead they naturally you published an op ed by rich Lowry their editor titled get lost well so Matt Michael Mann suit and they just tried to get the lawsuit dismissed and here's the headline this is in the Washington post's Robert Barnes a climate scientists may pursue his definition lawsuit against a magazine in a Washington think tank after the Supreme Court on Monday declined to intervene at this stage of the litigation Sam Alito dissented Sam Mr craze right wing dissented but the the Supreme Court said not spread go ahead and so on it's absolutely amazing I mean this is this is so so here we are we've got more CO two in the atmosphere than at any time in the history of the human race or even the pre human race day in other holidays mmhm more and more CO two in the air our course it takes sometimes as much as a century to that for the CO two in a holding heat and to accumulate to the point where you really start seeing the effects we're already starting to and you've got industry trying to pretend that there's not and there's nothing to see here and making fun of it ridicule and the folks and I've got real scientists were starting to fight back and say no this is real stuff and then the world meteorological organization just comes out and says CO two levels higher than they've ever been