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Podcast 42 Live!

Podcast 42

40:12 min | 4 months ago

Podcast 42 Live!

"Kerley says to me she's like you're an idiot. I go but I've your idiot in your her idiot live. Because it's time for podcasts forty two I'm Christopher Voss I'm Sabrina Pierre Jail Tros I'm Laura. Highly right well this is a talky talk. Let's shoot the crap show so let's do the beer cooler I jail. What did you stock for? Oh sorry for the your great serenade on us. Last time I was waiting for you to say it again I brought from Elise. Ian They're super fuzz Blood Orange Pale Ale. I like the label. They do have good labels they do have good labels it's it's Some really unique colors but they still pop. It's got a six point four percent. Ab I like them. They're out of Washington Thurgood brewery. I've always enjoyed their stuff. We had their Space Dust Ip a once. I rated a three but that was back in my days of still trying to handle the IP tests. I gave it a six and at the end. I said you probably shouldn't drink six because the ABC's about an eight point two gay point to it. Yeah that will just knock you on your ass right there so you not drink six of them but it is very good else. Gives us a taste? Sabrina already needs another one. Brought four My first taste is actually liking this one every rating it now. Yes we always read it now. Who Laura Twenty four drinks that you're gonNA have because she wasn't prepared for this. I'm used to taking my first step when you say. Let's open up to gale beer cooler and then at the end of the show. It's like that's what I thought. Okay well this is an unscripted show. This is a say whatever you want show my whole life is scripted. I don't think I at the end and ratios are not scripted. We really do get that squirrelled and everything happens here. Of course so you don't have any initial thoughts. Yemen opened it. It felt been let might have tried it. Yes I do and what? What's your initial followed it with my Florida cracker. That's GonNa hurt it but then I followed my Florida cracker with my sweet which I followed with my truly hard lemonade Josh. You're like you're like the videos going around. Have you guys seen it where the lady makes her own tea but she adds like Lipton tea and then she puts lemonade in it and then she puts sugar in it and then she puts like cinnamon in it and then she puts Cayenne pepper and then she puts Kuwait in it? You haven't seen this now. Actually all I can think of is what you would the cell service like coke or Pepsi. And you just go across the whole thing as a kid and just sample every single one because you could make just because you could. I did that one. Time at Epcot. Yeah you wouldn't have to drink the beverly talent with beverly so I can start again okay. So those of people who okay before we get going to dive into what beverly is because not everyone's going to know but before we do. If you're listening to us live you can actually join into the conversation. Go to SPREAKER DOT COM podcast. Forty two. You'll see a live button. They're showing US live. And then right next to that you'll see a little chat bubble and you can click on that and you can give us thoughts feedback you can chime into the conversation etc etc so beverly not everybody's from Florida not everyone's been to Disneyworld yes. Beverly isn't worth the can't anymore gone forever. One good thing this year fiasco it was going to go anyway before so any. What's beverly? Beverly is an Italian Coca Cola product and it is meant as a pallet cleanser. Because you can't taste so mouthwash yes no. It's worse than mouthwash drinking mouthwash actually. It's got a black licorice taste. I wouldn't even say that it's like a so. It is the all I know. Is that one time. I was part of a challenge. Tyrod so We had We were part of kind of like a amazing race but not amazing because copyrighted so super stupendous. Yes to spend. I can't even sell those. Four drinks have kicked in. That's right But anyway it's one of the challenges was is that one person had to stay inside the little coca-cola section of Epcot and drink was six beverly. It was supposed to be ten. Yes but but then it turned into five because the people threw up after drinking the Ted. I'm actually one of them because I was in say. Like what the heck what is it going over there? He's got a laugh track. A sounds come with the live version of this show. Is One of them crickets like a morning DJ show? Oh good here. Tony was laugh. Track the only time we ever have one of her jokes besides ourselves So yeah so. There was too many people puking from ten of them. I was one of them. Actually but then the other part of the challenge was you had to then go outside and run around the fountain like four Big Epcot. Four Times also gone but yeah. That was part of the challenge. That was the challenge. Beverly Susan Saint Heidi by the way. Sabrina Hi Susan Susan blots assuming no yeah I gotta say this right now because I'm sitting across from Chris and I'm looking at how going at his hair and how he's going about how he needs a haircut. He's got the something about Mary hair going on. Nobody can see us. But he's got the one big strang going up. So it's like a mix of Ed grimly and something about Mary. Well here's the problem. This is why this hairs looking like this for my hair. I have to wash it and then either I like to let it air dry I or blow dry it and then right after it dried right to that very very fine point that it gets completely dry. Have TO SPRAY IT. So we didn't have time of time flies for with free hairspray. Is it that it is awkward? Because I only use a little tiny bit but we didn't have time this morning because we were in Saint Augustine and we drove back to the studio to record the show so I missed the spray part. So then all the elements hit the hair. And now it's all messed up now. He's hungry lost. Its way longer than I normally have it. It's Duran Duran level. My husband can catch your hair. Offered to save it for him. Definitely not she wants me to be bald completely. No that's because that's what she's into like. I D like bullpen. She wants be a cue ball. I don't even know if my head is a good shape. Husband is almost like a cue ball. And he's even got that little marker on the back where you're supposed to hit it because to leave a of hair on the back of his head now when I got the picture for. I wish I could have saved. Sabrina did I did. I just ask like like Melpar back here with Daniel. Essentially did nettle Yarmulke. Yeah he did like Metal Yarmulke words just back here. So he did the ROBOCOP. I mean to find Guli is and just added to the back of his head. I now see I'm not. I'm not trying to be vain about my hair. Good here I I luckily have good hair and when it does start to go. I'm not going to have the ball spot. I will shave it all off. Yeah because I I'm sorry guys. If you have the bald spot have a little bit of hair. Just shave it off because it looks ten times better than having the bald spot. And that's willing to do that. I'm willing to do that but well I have my hair. I am not willing to fair. Enjoy it while you've got it. Yes yeah no my here. My husband definitely has like he just shaved it all off. Yeah except for now. He's got a hair spot. It looks it looks a lot better. If you have a ball spot if you just shave it all down. Yeah do it. I'm telling you look better than trying to hold onto that hair. I'M GONNA miss my hair to get. Yeah but no. She'll be happy she enjoy a top of the head and that's what she said. Don't look at me like that. She's already thinking about it don't you that on the air. Yeah so today. I thought we could continue a little bit of our office discussion. The did the office. How would rate the beer? The people in the office. Yeah Yeah. That's pretty funny. So none of us have actually rated yet we were trying to and then we totally got squirrelled. Is Sabrina that push the squirreling on that one? Yeah Yeah I know because we tried to give you more time and you still haven't had another SIP. That's not true I've taken and I actually think only daryll rate is high. I think Darryl wouldn't care. I think the rest of them kind of well. Maybe Ryan might rate at high. Because he's got a lot of problems in the drugs and drinking but I think the rest of them are the the rest of them are probably like Bud light people. That's I mean. I feel the rolling rock. Yeah they're like canned regular whatever. Gym Helper is regular. Beer Guy. Helping your guy. Craft Beer. Craft beer craft. I feel Dwight would be make your own beer guy. Yes only Dr Joy I got shoot has a beret now. There yeah a beat lager. Yeah that'd be hilarious and then I think would enjoy it but cutting it have more cans than Sabrina has in front of. She doesn't have a problem. Guys probably think Angela would hate it yes? I think Angela would hate any beer. You put in front. That's not true. If I put a cat on the CAN I bet you she would drink it. I think she would sit there and look at the can so sick. Wayne from that. I actually expanded our fishbowl facts for this week and found some more fishbowl packs about the office there's tons of fish bowl facts but tend not to try to do too many because segment can run long. But did you no longer try to find it? He lost it already did that. There are several restaurants in this show. That are actually real restaurants. Applebee's one of them phillies like local restaurants and one of them is poor. Richard's you can actually go to poor. Richard's well not right now might be able to go right now to take out and they have the welcome to Scranton signed from the show's opening credits on the on the actual restaurant but that is a real restaurant and that's a real restaurant. That was there before. The show started. Also Cooper Seafood Israel restaurant and Alfredo's pizza cafe. It's a real risk. I'm not getting a meatball sandwich way in the in the episode with the pizzas. Who is the better pizza I forget? Weren't there two different. Alfred Fritos or whatever yeah but like which Alfred was. That had the better pizza. Hopefully it was all free pizza cafe. Yes because I was the real one I think so. I don't remember I remember to it. We after years of ignoring the office we mentioned this before we decided to busy office for quarantine and once again as I've said already once before I don't know why I didn't never paid attention to the show. It's really really good. And if you if you watch if you start to wash office based on recommendations or listening to the episode you do have to get past the first season jail. I think you disagree with but for most people the first season and it is completely different than the rest of the seasons. I thought the first season because it's only six episodes. It went by so quick. It went quick but as a darker more into the British version of the office and then they changed it. Well Yeah Jim like. This isn't a career like right if I'm here if I make it this is my career. I'd kill myself but Michael Scott was also a darker character because I remember when we first turned on the office and I looked at Steve Carell. I'm like what is wrong with his hair and everything and and they actually did that on purpose to him. They made his hair look like he was much older and they made his suits tighter so it looked like he was heavier lady suits and he was and he is a darker character then what. He is the rest of the series. The pants didn't have pockets. Why is that? Why don't ladies pockets? Because I guess I guess whoever invented pants for women said they carry purses so they don't need a pocket that would be my assumption. My pockets were originally made for women. They were in their addresses and they refer. They could put cakes pastries in there now true. I actually did an episode. I already knew the answer really because we researched it and didn't episode. Women's pants have pockets somebody along the way said women's pants don't need pockets and they just. I don't know they got rid of them. And Allison women are like we want our pockets back which they should have had to begin with it was it was actually to sell purses to make person and then back in the olden days if you wanted to pocket you you made your own pocket and you hid under your dress and it was very convenient because he actually had to lift to dress up to get into your pocket tales. Right a lot of women would put little tiny cakes in their pockets pastries they had hidden. Snap pockets which is why men decided. You shouldn't have pockets anyway because you don't put pastries in your pockets. Whatever I'm hungry later talked genius. They're put these dresses and it's like hey you'll never be able to. They got like a cake in there or something like that. It's like next thing you know. It's like honey. What are your piece of Cake Ridge? Why do you think women are so sweet like Bam cake? I used to work at a restaurant and we used to have a really cool like expo person who had put chicken nuggets in my pocket and that was fun you did. Did you use a cup line or at least we put them in my apron puck? I work I would eat them from Puckett. So that chicken nuggets. Yes I think I kid you not one day. I'm inside station with her at a computer and she just pulls out a Turkey leg for her bucket. Ishbel dying on it and I was like I don't we don't even sell Turkey like where did you go back? When they had the Turkey like stands and apparently your husband came to visit and she was giving Turkey League he bought her a Turkey. Legat Rafi those. Are you do that with the Turkey that a Turkey leg in your pocket? Just happy to see you. Did she have a cup liner? No but she did have like the plastic liner here. That stuff leaks well. Yeah Turkey. Legs are real crazy man. I thought I'd never so greasy. I never said she was Martin but man I'll be damned if she didn't with Turkey late right out of her pocket. Certain on that's so back back story for those who don't work in a restaurant servers. Don't get a chance to eat so you have to eat out of your pocket. Yeah but what you're supposed to do. And what Laura failed to do is aligned with a cop you put a cup in the pocket and they know you have something in your pocket. They don't yeah nobody don't it was different for our aprons. Yeah I used to work. I used to have a bag of chips in there. Occasionally just as Computers Start. Yeah once again. Girls Apron have smaller cake in them. Back to the Kerry chicken never had opportunity to put cake in my pocket but I yeah segue back to the question about Alfredo's. It was the Alfredo's pizza cafe was the better one. Okay so is that both and then holds. The pizza boy hostage is that a is that eighteen major in the back. He's holding me hostage to head to look up and I was like. I know this this pizza boy and he played he was on Glee. He played already. Gangly watched it. Glee was good for a little while. Two seasons at the guy started keeping children pornography on his computer went downhill. Yeah that's probably the neighbor with our packages all right so I'll lower lease. Wow and here I thought I was going to be the one to leave in the middle of the show. I was GONNA be the leave in the middle of the go to the bathroom to. She's got like seven drinks in front of her. It'd be really funny. If she came back in an irony podcast forty history with a pizza and some chicken wings. That was only for her wings. No pizza so did you know that Phyllis Smith who played. Phyllis oddly enough before the show was an NFL cheerleader and burlesque dancer. Yes yes I didn't know that I read that somewhere phyllis that's why really liked her aunt through and Angela before she was hired was phone operator for one eight hundred dentist. I think that's hilarious. Also the computers in the office actually worked actually had internet really. I didn't know and I don't know this one on your fun. Facts or not but the that played Pam was a general fidget Fisher. She apparently used to have a reception job and she said that she didn't want to be the best but she didn't want to be the worst so like she could actually type eighty words a minute but if anybody ever asked her she'd always tell him she could do it in like sixty so that way she could finish really fast and then just have thirty minutes to herself so she must have out of government. Job Yeah Jenna Fischer also kept. Pam's engagement ring after the show ended really all you know it's a thing when you're on something for so long or you make something you keep something from the set. Well yeah I would I would. If I was an actor I totally steal something from everything I did. Keep the stapler Jello. Can you imagine if you were one of the Star Wars movies? What you could just try to sneak out of there just have forever. There's dues there's a new series on Disney plus. It's about that sneaking things out of a movie so little bit it's the it's at the pope called Caroline prop culture. Yeah and we watched the first couple of episodes and stuff but it talks about how this is from years ago like the first episode. Nothing's Mary poppins. And that was never really a thing like they would just destroy everything and So they were talking about how The one of the choreographers life at the time and they meet up with her and She talks about how she took. She took the prop penguins so they had these prop penguins that were first sight. Lines for Mary and answer any that the penguins. They're they could actually reference to where they needed to look and then before they started shooting. They'd quickly removed with the penguins. Were and then Dick Van Dyke would do the scene and so she took those she kind of was like we. We had control over putting them in the scene and taking them out so I just took them home with I would too. Yeah bike. Yeah why not? And then I'll used to work for toys R. US. You had a cup news. I have giant. Lego men took a couple of things from nine probably three feet tall. Yeah Yeah I have them the hang out with me. They're her friends her only friends. Yeah it's true story. So speaking of props and sets the first season they actually filmed in a real office building and then the second season they filmed on a sound stage but they had to remake that whole original office building. Yeah and the only thing they changed was they made. Michael Scott's office a little bit bigger to it easier for the camera crew to get in. But it's actually a replica of the original place they filmed. That's kind of cool. It is cool. Yeah here's a funny. One John Krasinski war wig for season. Three can you guess why I know why you were filming a movie? He had to shave his head. How did you know that because I'm smart? Are you pulled up on my notes now? He was filming the movie leather heads. Oh from George Clooney planning another football team nineteen twenties football player in heads but everybody knew Jim for his hair so he had to wear weight. And that's why it looked worse than season three than did any other time really looked pretty bad up until they had 'em style it for that for the interview yeah. His hair never looked good until after the interview. I don't know it looks like your hair. What's that supposed any accurate my hair on these reality behind the ears a little more? Say and you've got the fair because all the barber shops work even respect. Yes and as exclaimed before it didn't get to do my hair regimen. This morning I can't believe he has a hair regiment. How long it took you to figure out that hair regimen of style since high school style since the hair as long as depeche mode has been around. So did you just happen upon it? If you hold on. He had great Molin Yadda. Mawlid look like a head of mold marks Richard Marquis because there was a lot on top. Now he's got the Steve Perry going on. But if you think about it to really not a lot of hairstyles for men hairstyle order in order for you to complain that I had the same hairstyle since high school. I mean I can part it on the side apart in the middle. I mean that part in the middle community there for us now it senate will be the exact. It's always messy but it's actually part of it in the middle all the time but unless you're doing Latin at more so some crazy lifelock seagulls. I mean I can't have it super long for work. When they want are actually paying can do the flock of seagulls. Yeah I would. I was thinking about dying at some crazy color. I think we still have a month away from at least diet. Something crazy I have read. I Have Flamingo Pink Purple. You cannot have my silver. That's mine I think I might still have. He'll I would do -til I don't know why she's dying silver. Sorry what mine. I don't have a strand gray. I've been waiting for it man. She's one of those crazy people that want. I want gray hair so bad. Just slowly turning away. I wish I wish mine'd Carina wasn't redheads. We go red too blonde to white. I'm slowly going. There just makes me sad. My mom says to me. My Mom's always dyed her hair and I've always argued with her at least for the past five years like mom let your hair grow out be so much easier. Just let it grow so she says to me in this last time we were up there like well since nineteen and I haven't gone anywhere. Haven't dyed my hair doesn't look terrible and like no mom you need to let it all grow out. It looks good. I just think of how much easier life be Vegan diet all the time. I wouldn't mind going great either. I mean I don't WanNa go great but if one gray I'm not going to hide it every time. I have anyone like well when I used to be able to get my hair done. When that was the thing one mike any grey yet and they would sit there and they would look for me and they're like no gray and I'm like because I want isn't it because it always happens people don't want it. I want it turn all gray. That's all I want. Nothing nothing to get it. No the only problem is it does make you look older. Both my mom and dad by the time they were thirty five had like mostly gray hair and me nothing. I think the only person who never looked really old gray hair with Steve Martin. That's because PAT it. Yeah but even when kids drugs are bad. He's still look really old. He doesn't even look super. I mean he's starting to look old now but for long time he wasn't getting way either. I feel the same way about Helen. Mirren Mirren like I know. She's got gray hair but she's a bad ass at the same for like twenty years. Like Patrick Stewart's look the same idea hair. He does too. He has like weights drip like when he goes through the card the horseshoe. Yeah the Horse I hate to horseshoe it only works. If you're Captain Picard. I'm not doing the horseshoe. Don't even look at me like okay. We'll Reicher if you're captain Picard. Sabrina can be data. I'll be Wesley. Crusher My Jocelyn was going to be what was the crusher food. I'd rather play the horrible. Never watched it. Oh it's great you Arbil. It's an homage to star Trek South Macfarlane. Just aggravates me lately. You know. I'm not a huge Seth Macfarlane Fan. Just feel like all. His jokes have been doing the same jokes now. For what twenty years? He just keeps rehashing the same joke so I just. My patients were out with them. Yeah the Orville is nothing like that. What is the no fighting kickin? It's Sifi it's it's a lot like star Trek. They have the same uniforms and everything in the same thing. It's a little different comedy. But he's leaving. Here's the thing you think it's a parody but it's not it goes it. It's got humor in it but it has got some super serious stuff. That happens as well. It is a really good show. So it's not like battle star Galactica. There's beat that third. I only watch the original electrica length of what is that one that made fun of the start. No Oh I know what you're talking about a galaxy galaxy quest so it's not one you it when it starts out you're like oh well. This is just galaxies question a TV show but no it's okay it's not galaxy quest. Also they were the actors who did conventions and hated it. They're they're in space. They're really in space. So when you watch the I like previews for it. It looked like it was going to be a rip off a galaxy quest. Yes it's misleading. I highly recommend the horrible. Even if you're not assess McFarland Fan Doraville. I know him. He makes popcorn seeing SCIFI shows. Have you guys ever watched warehouse? I think it's called the warehouse thirteen. I've heard of it but I've never watched a few episodes so that was the one that I thoroughly enjoyed for Scifi stuff. Because it's it's a bowel basically so items throughout history if it's had an impact in history it similar yeah very similar It takes like a what would you say it takes like on kind of almost like a personality of its own a little bit work has powers or if you pick it up it will give you powers or take over you or something like that and they have to go around and collect them and stick them in the warehouse and system in the warehouse with Thirteenth Warehouse. Yeah now it wasn't. He traveled past warehouses as well so there was one in a story. Ah One in London. Wasn't that on somewhere. Not mainstream okay. Yeah it wasn't bad but like every show that's on sci-fi and of course should yes. Well they like to spend money. No didn't they have the expanse on there and that was one that everybody really liked and then they just like got rid of it at one point. Yeah but the expanse must cost a million dollars an episode of you ever seen it. No it is incredibly shot. Shot exactly like a movie. It's amazingly shot. I watched the first season. I didn't watch it after that. But only show. I watched on Scifi was one with Shannon doctorate. What is your name Shannon Doherty? Yes and she did the like Fi. Punking people. I don't think I saw that by punking. People like they would. It was like scare tactic for class. Scare tactics my favorite show. On SCI FI was face. Oh that was. That was my favorite show. Yeah all the makeup last. What was it like two days to do like two and a half days to do the makeup and it was just like he went wild. Look what they did to which I think that's on Netflix. I think now that's skin. Moore's always skin wars. Yeah not as good. Yeah I try to give them the skidmores maybe Amazon. Like when when face off into yeah. I was really sad because I did thoroughly enjoy it. But it's amazing what they could do on face off though that was credible. Where do you go to learn that stuff? That's the entire time. How school actually does have a school like doing that. Make up a lot of people go and do that. And that's how they do it dependent ones. It's like how do you learn? It's like they're learning offer like Youtube Orioles a lot of times. It's but they're they're doing than makeup. Their carving things out of plaster and and I think it is literally just is over. Try it and then if it doesn't work it doesn't work you've been to spooky empire right I at Glen. Did you read Spooky Empire and I met to the contestants from face off there and I actually have they were selling like little like Tiki cups and stuff like that like they did. Like shrunken head. Glass Glenn the judge the judge. He's a jerk. I would love to meet the. He was actually really nice. He was Super Nice. Like like the Jerky one. Yeah why he's got to have that heavy metal persona where comes off as being the he thought he was a nice idea but I think he was definitely the nicest one out of all of them when you watch her on the show but I would love to meet Randy Jackson. Judge Kissed because she has. She has done most of the costume designing for the movies. I like like beetlejuice. One of her biggest movies he's done and I like that I love. I just I WANNA meet her. I love beetlejuice. But you'd appreciate this being the crafty person that you are selling like little shrunken had glasses and things like that like a bunch of little lake scenery stop that they molded and they had little ones that they were selling their here. These didn't turn out right. We're going to sell them for like ten bucks each instead of the normal twenty or whatever I got one of them it looks perfect and they were like yeah. No that just outright and I'm like Oh this is terrible. And he looks at it and he's like what's wrong with it. I I have it on this little shelf and I'm like look at this and tears like who did that and I was like. Oh Emily who face off her in one of the other guys did it together. They work together and she was like yeah. This didn't turn out right. I'll sell it to you for ten bucks and I was like all right. I'll take it. I was GONNA buy something anyways but it was like. Yeah you WANNA DEAL. All right yeah. It's amazing one of the last seasons. I watched there was a guy on there. Little Short Blonde. Guy Can't remember his name but he kicked but the entire season like his stuff was constantly the only one left standing. I think he won the whole thing too. But it's amazing. Our youngest daughter started getting into makeup stuff. And we're really excited like yeah. We bought a bunch of makeup. And we. Well it's a bunch of Youtube tutorials and then she dropped it. She just dropped it because she didn't get it seen learn it like immediately. If you don't get it right away you quit while you gotta practice especially that apprentice make up lessons for for like 'cause play stuff right well. I was excited when Johnson was doing it. Because I do so 'cause plays and I thought it would be a great combination like if she ever learned to do the makeup. We would have the whole package for people looking for 'cause play package and she just didn't WanNa do it. Yeah years ago I used to do a lot of makeup design and application and stuff like that because I used to get. I actually used to get paid to do it for shows and everything like that and I still have a lot of the stuff at home and I did my kids face recently for Star Wars. I did she walken and Iota Boca. The other one was now is I don't know the euro spot on because Megan has that. Yoda face alloway. Grumpy Odom Day go by And but it is one of those things that usually go. I looked into going into that type of work can sophon now the field. It's just changed so much that they use a lot of spray on stuff like that that I wouldn't have a clue what the hell to do with it stuff but There is a Lotta tutorials on youtube like John's tons. Yeah Yeah and it's one of those things too that it's generally I find it easiest if you can draw out first so if you would do it just like do a costume design. You do a makeup design into it the same way like do it in my head. Yes and then. I say this is what I'm going to jail and then I sit down and I figured it out and you know why it's all work west because I don't know how to draft and I just keep trying until like I get it right. Yeah because what's inside and I can't tell anyone how to help me 'cause all here little sewer that could yeah. It also helps her. If the cause plays do on Thursday at noon that she'll started on Tuesday night at night. I work better under pressure guys in. Well I'm the complete opposite. I prepped for this show. You guys I don't know why even prep firm is the beer. Rinky leaguers opposed to the beginning. But I thought for this three weeks ago. She prepped it. She would have prepped at twenty seconds before we went lego about. Chris shows that he looks at us before the show. Goes you guys talk too much? Stop talking we're going to get on the air and you're not gonNA say anything and that. Somehow we derail his whole plan in the first five minutes of the show. It's not even what he expected because he doesn't share the outline actually probably true autumn. How would you even read it? No you don't read the scripts at a time. I read the scripts at fifty fifty anymore. They don't this Chris. Hi It's from. We used to when we first yard with five man show and we'd say like all right. Here are bullet points. This is what we're going to talk about the beer cooler segments. Go here like we used to map it out like here we had an actual outline and then then what would happen when the Mike Dude? Start to show you here Chris. All right welcome to the annex or welcome to whatever at the time whatever. Eli Ever Name. We were going for and we'd say our names and also next thing you know it's like you could throw in the cricket sound because that's what happened because everybody just also who starting like how this talk and I'd sit there and I'd be like.

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Podcast 42

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Podcast42No129HulkHogan

"You are about to embark on a show about four people who find themselves from Russ engine the back. Ball culture history. Joy I. Heard a boss Jail Troth Laura Nevada's and Sabrina Pierre as they poorly impersonate celebrities drink a lot appear and answer very hard trivia questions you are now. To. podcasts forty two. You know it feels really good to do stuff again. Speak for yourself Chris. I saw plenty of mass me and this is just going to put me behind even more. But Laura, we are going to help people at a nursing home. Where is your compassion I have to agree with Chris on this one? Laura. I mean, where's your compassion just think of how good you will feel helping the elderly deadline Sabrina I am two weeks behind on orders already they take any longer a lose clients to. Bruder. How will you lose clients to Bruder? He just started making mass and crafts. When we first went into quarantine, he's been advertising on gravity beard and it sounds like businesses booming I am not losing clients to him. He can troth with phone calls, but he will never take my business. I'm sure we'll be back in time for you to catch up a little I. Sure Hope. So because I have fifteen masks that need to be made and shipped out by tomorrow are we? Ready to go to the nursing, Home Sabrina and I are but Laura wants to stay here and catch up on making Mass Laura. We'll be back in plenty of time to make masks later and holding need to that. So we better be you know how long I can hold a grudge do I ever we should probably get going I don't want to be on Laura's bedside. She has a good side. This is why I hold grudges. Are you sure. This is the right place. I followed the directions on the GPS. This is definitely the place. This is a professional wrestling nursing home I know what kind of nursing home were you expecting? I don't know maybe one with elderly people who actually need help calm down Laura retired wrestlers need assistance as well. The damage, their bodies, farner detainment, and a lot of them are left a broken shell of what they once were by the time they retire. Yeah. Can you imagine the injuries that they are still suffering from today Saturday Egos broken dreams and fractured pride are not real injury. So mean I'm sure they are suffering from some legitimate injuries. Oh, I'm sure drag abuse alcohol. Azzam's been witch. Let's open the beer cooler and have a drink before we go in I. saw. Lunar, it's G. Is. Well. Some Cigar City, what is this jail? This is their new hazy IPA fancy papers. Papers it's so tasty. They always have the most unique names for their beer. Well, they're all Florida inspired. They're supposed to have like a history of Florida and. Look at the cans, it's supposed to have some of that background in there. So like fancy papers, it's like has to deal with cigar rolling because in Tampa. There was a big cigar sitting at. Cigar making area like because they had their ebor city and all that. So. That makes sense I just thought some guy looked over after they made the beer saw some papers and it has some calligraphy on it. Now I learned this on a tour wants like those are some fancy papers on the back. It says it's It can be found in labels printed on fancy people's papers and applied to the lids of cigar boxes of yesteryear. Read the can before you. Yeah. This. It. For SIP, so good. Have you ever had a cigar city? You didn't like, yeah. Yeah there was that one. Paloma I think it was his the Palomo. That one to Paloma rated. Goza. No, I looked at one you. Know we had a cigarette city agree to goes as well. Mellon was good. There was a cirque cigar city that was good, and then the following week a similar one was funky Buddha. Yeah I got that one because you said, we had done the Funky Buddha one and all that. So we didn't. So I got that one and that Paloma goes was not that good or was it the other way around Bono Cigar? City Look. Into that. No, it definitely was cigar city was better one. Yeah. Well, stay tuned to the end of the episode when we rate the beer on one through six one being the worst six being the best this is based on a six pack. Of course, this makes sense to everybody in the world except for one lone Canadian in Kissimmee. All right. Well, let's get this over with woken the sleeper hold nursing home of aging wrestlers. Are you the volunteers that are here to listen to olding stories? Today we are. Stories have a happy ending slum dealing slump don't, but they are just happy to be talking about their glory days already days pass by glory days that was such a good springsteen business. You that right now plus I think that guy over there is GonNa die I don't WanNa make that he's not going to die. That's the undertaker and he always looks like that I only recognize half of these guys here I know recognize any of these guys I know the. That's sting sitting on the light above the table the guy in the corner pulling what's left of his hair out is is Mick Foley or as he was known in the ring as mankind dude love Cactus Jack the Dura at the table eating or the nasty boys and I wouldn't get too close. So they might stick your face in an armpit growth. No, they really did that opponents in the ring, the guy in the robe randomly walking around his ric flair and last but not least, that's Hulk Hogan sitting in the chair watching TV. That's amazing. I didn't know you were a wrestling fan. How did you know all of that I read it on the back of a WWF ice cream bar once used to love those especially ones that came with the jaw breakers. They just came back to the stores I know guess what I'm buying on my way home not every don't get this over with soon. Now, which one are we listening to? Listen to Hulk Hogan A. This is GonNa. Be Aweso at least it's not the trashy boy I think it was nasty and it don't mean a thing but it was wondering what a wrestler armpits smelled like cocaine and shame depends on what decade they wrestled in but I think that's probably an accurate guess about them Laura's right or at least I think that's what cocaine is supposed to smell like. Sabrina why do you always get to have all the fun? Well, then go smell their armpits I will. I'll be right back. Let's go introduce ourselves to the Hulk stor. Hello. Mr. I'm Laura and these are my friend Sabrina jail and the one sniffing armpits is with us also his name's cress overhaul X.. Are you ready to hear about the legendary Hulk Hogan I am and let me tell you that those armpits. Really do smell like shame I'm ashamed these meld them. That's Nasty Jack No I'm Chris I was just introduced he a second ago Nelson here. Brother got a story to tell us about the greatest wrestler of the nineteen eighties and nineties you're going to have to sit down, take your vitamins and listen about these twenty four inch pythons and how they ruled the wrestling World Jack. nope. Still Chris. I'm Sabrina stop it both of you. Yeah really he has. He has a habit of saying Jack Dude Hulkamania brother and a few other catch phrases over and over again see Saddam interrupt and we can get out of here quick without distracting him during his story fine I'll stop. I'm Sabrina and I make no guarantees art solicit here me gene no, we're podcast forty two Sabrina. Okay. Okay. Now listen here podcast forty, two I wasn't always known as Hogan Dude I was born terrible Lia in Augusta Georgia on August Eleventh Nineteen fifty-three my family moved to Tampa Florida a year after I was born. So you've spent most of your life living in Florida. That's right. Brother on the original Florida man I did all the normal Florida things growing up like play baseball started A. Band having a reality show you know the Florida norm I know Florida nor he's the guy that takes care of the animals around my house. What's Florida? No MARB. He's my exterminator Gardner and he hopes Babysit the girls and I can't find anyone else to do it have learned so much about survival training and how to probably feed the gators in the back pond. When this is over, can you give me his number? So I can have watch like someday Laura Ken Florida Norm Babysit me. You know at this point, Florida norm can have you. While I was playing bass for my band ruckus. I, met the BRISCOE brothers while working out at the gym I had been going to local wrestling shows and when the music career wasn't taken off, I decided to step in the ring. That's how I thought. My life was going to be as well. Musician gym owner no I thought I was going to. Be a wrestler of course. I didn't follow through with it because I didn't think that I was tall enough brother. You're short enough that I would just throw you out of the ring without trying me on the other hand had the look and the charisma to make it without trying as well. That's why you only had three moves in the ring they work. Jack I trained and started taking jobs on the Independent Circus I wore a mask and eventually got noticed by Vincent McMahon the Vincent McMahon, not Vince McMahon, his father who's Vince McMahon, the owner of the WWF. Now, the WWe lie the name Change World Wildlife Foundation told him to get the F out of the name because people were confusing the two organizations so. They. Changed it to the wwe mostly because they lost the lawsuit that makes sense Vincent. McMahon was the one who told me that I should go by Hawk since I was going as the incredible hulk I felt that it was a good idea and decided my new name would be Hulk Hogan where did the Hogan come from? Hogan's heroes was my favorite show. Oh see peers my last night because that's my favorite burden the tiki room now it's not doesn't matter. It's still my favorite bird. ooh, is he gonNA keep doing that. Yes script tells me to. Really about. That's how you re convincing lines got. Even sure. She was reading it. s what she says to me on a daily basis. That's Never GonNA stop running wild. Jack he never stops but at least he's keeping the robot today. Doesn't he always keep it on not lately and there's nothing underneath it brother. Nothing under my robe either you weren't wearing a robe. I'm making you do have clothes on Sabrina. Yeah. I do hoops, whatever I wear white. It just blends in my skin tone and I forget that. I've close on. That's true. That's why I've always contacting if I didn't I would be as good as she is dude than Hulkamania will go streaking wild all over. You see when I see the sun I, get as red as your pants Sabrina would be burning up over you brother out I'm hurting thinking about it my first match the WWF was against Harryville does I later face TED DB Bob Dylan and Andre the giant I Russell is the he'll when he debuted and it wasn't until I faced Andre, the giant that they saw potential in me as a face don't get the whole he'll facing the he'll is the bad guy in the face the good guy. So why don't you say that it's wrestling lingo sounds like to me the way nobody knows what either of you. Were talking about that's the point brother I dunno a aren't getting it Laura. It's like when you in the snakes are conspiring against me the snake and I don't conspire Confu. That's exactly what Jake the snake Roberts said right before he brought a Cobra into the ring and had played the macho man randy savage brother that sounds painful. It was and it traumatized some kids in the audience dude. Kim We get back on topic or should I go get the thank. This is a no danger noodles zone well, I had wrestling in Japan and I came back to the states after a few years overseas Jack I went back to the WWF and then when Hulkamania started running wild brother wait you left the Wfan came back I wasn't ready for the big stage and a stint in. Japan, helped me develop in Ulster you all know and love. So when you came back, that is when you became thunderlips right who thunderlips thunderlips was the ultimate male he faced rocky Bob or and the opening of rocky three setting the stage for clubber Lang to get the upper hand and win the world title from Iraqi. How do you know that I listen semester stallone episode shameless plug. After making a successful film debut brother. When my first W title in Nineteen eighty-four by beating the Sheikh Hulkamania was running wild and I was becoming the biggest star in the WWF. Dude sounds like everything was going your way was Jack I was on top of the wrestling world and I just married the love of my life Linda we ended up having two kids together Brooke and Nick So to answer your question Jack Everything was going my way it'll never laughed spoiler alert. ooh Mollison here being Laura I ruled the eighties and I was the biggest star in the whole wwf I'd memorable fuse what the ultimate warrior Macho Man in Sargent slaughter just to name a few brother I want to rumbles and headline. Wrestlemainia after Wrestlemainia after Wrestlemainia then go after a steroid scandal who wasn't on steroids back then. This McMahon, what are you doing here? Everybody was doing them. But when Terry are called out, there wasn't much I could do. He had a successful career going on along with the wrestling gig. He started no-holds-barred Mr Nanny in suburban commando gaining more fans outside the ring. So you had to fire because. It was a scandal that the wrestling world had never experienced before I told him to deny deny do you think he listened to me? nope. The stereotype must have shrunk brain while making his muscles bigger because he admitted he's using it. I. Didn't want to lie and let down those little Hook Maniacs I didn't WanNa. Let them think that I was cheater admitted to using steroids I thought the truth will be best for everyone involved and forgiveness would come. Well. It didn't I had to clean house and start fresh but heart would become the new face of the WF and everybody involved in the scandal would be terminated. So you wouldn't a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger are wish brother? No Sabrina they were let go well who's holding Oh, nobody was being held. They left the company why would they do that bad publicity and need for fresh tallaght Well that sort of make sense i. mean he was the most popular restaurant. We're all didn't share the ring with celebrities like Mr T. and he only did what everyone else was doing. So why did he leave again? That's right. Brother. I was the one bringing the fans and would have stayed there forever then spelt differently though that's right. Hogan I did I didn't want to let my golden goose go but you left me no choice I did what any responsible businessman would do. Again, I didn't think he could use it in this home out again you moron I'm just telling you what happened but don't make consider it again I own the nursing home and I own you too. So don't think that I won't actually fire you will. This has got serious. You believe he just fired the retired guy. He didn't fire him again he is telling us his side of the story. That's right. You fools. One warning don't make me regret not firing all of you right here right now. We don't work for you. Yeah. I barely work on the PODCAST. Now wait you're podcasters who is in charge. A guess I am well, you did come up with the show besides you in jail have been doing this long us out of all of us. Just here for the beer and to see what troubles Sabrina will get us into each week I don't get into trouble every week I just sort of had side quests by jail drinks, Laura Nah APPS and Chris gets aggravated talking over each other. You're just irritating enough that editing has become very tiresome. That is pretty irritating. I don't do irritating heredity keep up the good work and Hogan give them a good story or right Mr McMahon carry on that was tense. was going to buy the show justify iris as hoping he would by the show at least then we could make some money on it for once we made money this year on the show I just use it to buy material to make all of the masks Doodo much beer. We could have bought with that money a six pack. Do you know how much advertising we could have done with that money fame as we? Do every year the bare minimum. Do you how many Hamden soundtracks on cassettes we could have bought with that money one because you only need one? Yeah. But I go through at least one a week. Why don't you put it on your ipod and who still listens to cassette I you brother meet to besides the only way I could learn the lyrics was by reading them on the pages behind the cover I do miss those. Maybe, they make a comeback you could finally learn the proper lyrics to the songs. He listens ill, they may be making a comeback someday dude, I made a comeback after being let go from the wwf what'd you do? I wind got job wrestling. You make it sound so easy I'm sure when you're a hulk Hogan that looking for a job wrestling wasn't that difficult it wasn't brother I went to work for Ted Turner's new wrestling company WCW I. came in immediately and won the world title from Rick Flair at Bash at the beach. So, back to the same old same old then sort of Jack I would take on the dungeon doom few matches they surprise me cold water and one of our matches had he surprised someone with cold water went into the dungeon to fight them and they had a small waterfall fountain stuck my hand in the water and it surprised me by being cold This is cold. Are you serious? Yeah brother Burr. I. Remember that you're in a few with the DOJ to do but he lost the title to the giant. It ended your fifteen month title reign, which was the longest and WCW history. Do you remember all of that I remember watching and I watched the wwe network too much I would defeat the dungeon of doom brother start to only appear on TV sporadically after I was busy Filming Thunder in Paradise in the movie. Santa, with muscles. So I took some time off wrestling. Wow, you were becoming a Hollywood star Alec just become a Hollywood star as becoming a new Hulk Hogan brother transforming into aerobic beautiful wrestling butterfly come down. Sabrina I can't help it. You know what? I'm a sucker for facial hair. Yeah. Romance you has a hold on. Yeah. Like my beard has a hold on you. That patchy thing that is barely showing up on your face has a hold on no one. Go to food check the ladies love the Fu. Manchu. Yeah. Ideal. When are you going to join the W. O. who it's a rap group? It's not a rap group it's. The new world order it was Hogan Kevin Nash and Scott Hall to start off with they ended up with Timothy members to count by the end of it but they changed wrestling after they formed I remember hearing about that the formed after I stopped watching the main reason I remember them is because you couldn't go anywhere without seeing an N. W. O. T. shirt wherever you were. You remember them because of shirt I believe. About five different NWEA shirts growing up, I was trying to have one for every day of the week Hogan being a part of that fashion helped them in popularity and his turning heel shocks the wrestling world. That's right. Brother shocked by going bad nobody ever thought that I could go bad. Had watched all the little hookup maniacs up and I thought it was time for me to try something new. So I joined the N. W. O. When you're W Your N. W. O. Four life that was too sweet. You're so easily entertains high. No I am not used to bring of talking to jail stop it actually enjoying this story. It's making me feel nostalgic like high school all over again he didn't even like high school I'm remembering the good times I remember in all the pay per views, nitro parties, and flipping the station back and forth on Mondays because you didn't want to miss either show it's making me remember good times to like vodka drink. And then a soda drink soda drink I forgot the next. That's right in front of you. The good times like. What had a job that I could go to those were the days. I work for most loved and wrestling to most hated overnight I went from hearing the cheers and the crowd having booze go in every arena. Once I walked through the curtain that must have been something needs to learn no way brother. I haven't here in boos throughout my career, Jack even when all the Hulkamania experts as loud as possible. There were still booze echoing in the background brother doesn't mean you didn't have to learn how to deal with all over again. What would you go about learning dude? Oh, I, know something about learning because it's Pop Quiz Time Get out Japan's and your papers or sitting over there on the bed. Don't forget your Senator Markers Senator Racers. You're pro tractor your lunchbox back when they used to come with a thermos and you didn't have to buy that separately effect there must separately now. Do. Crazy, we're home schooling so. You still have to give them a therms. He's got a Super Mario. What? This pop quiz called if hall Cogan wasn't arts and craft teacher, his slogan might be what you're gonNA glue brother. CARONI or Never buy a shirt from Paul cocaine because it's probably a rip-off. Old Knowledge all you like it this week after six weeks of hating them. I think those were great five General Knowledge Facts Hawk Hogan or of the easiest to hardest attest or knowledge going to get from wrong. One point for each correct answer question number one what size are Hogan's pythons? Don't be looking back at the script you should have been paying attention. Oh Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Right. In the very beginning. This pythons python. Can't be looking up on your phone either put that down. As you know either. Question number two. Why are you a racing? Played. Football as an answer. Because number two, Hall Coca, let his voice to the two thousand eleven animated movie about statues normally found in cards. What is the name of that movie? What all Kogo his voice to what? Two Thousand and eleven animated movie about statues normally found in gardens Looking for the name of the movie. Hit. This was a movie. I have two of them. I'm just GONNA. Guess. On one of them. Hit I watched this movie the other day because Laura's Mama's watching it for some reason. It is actually pretty good. And I was just thinking why is I watching this movie better question clydes Hulk Hogan doing voice in that moon. Why shouldn't be? Question number three who did Hulk Hogan defeat to his first heavyweight title. Yes it was. Ranked but we talked about him. Answers from the Youtube 'cause you're GonNa copy you know my eyes during that good wearing coke bottle glasses those could be binoculars for. I'm trying to think of a hint, but I can't think of a good hint. He was arrested Ller in the eighties hit he wore a towel on his head. No, he didn't. Hinder. Teamed up with Sargent. Slaughter I'm pretty sure he wore towel on his head. Sargent slaughter wasn't on the back of the popsicle upon the bat s because earthquake was. Question number four who'd Hulk Hogan leg drop when it was revealed that he was the third member of the new world order. Who did hall Cogan leg drop when it was revealed that he was the third member of the new world. came out of the Hugh Yup. Garbage hitting the ring that's the move where they like jump up and then bring one lake down somebody's chest. Now Now you did it to me earlier. That was good enough. I don't want to know what you're doing here loan. I'm going to be certified trained for this at some point so. You have to drop in that position. Yeah. It's a sitting position so you got to know how to land. But. As the apparently they get beat up till your wife seen him get beat up I just thought that was maybe special special pay for that. I've seen the TV show about women wrestling depends on the women wrestling that was the China documentary. That's the only woman i. Know. This one was. The NETFLIX TV show about. Low. Yes. The old one, thousand, nine, hundred, wrestling. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling DADS thown. I've seen the one on vk. For. Lotte. Global was never four questioning. Suited Hulk Hogan leg drop when it was revealed that he was the third member of the N. W.. Oh. There's a better. Women's wrestling on port? Hope. Don't get that channel anymore. It was free during the virus. We're still in the virus. It's hard to tell we live in Florida. Hurricane the virus or Florida with me. Question. Number five who was Hogan's Co host on the NBC remake of American gladiators. Was a wrestler it was not a wrestler. It was a famous persons daughter. I'll give you that hint. Oh. Yes Heather locklear's. Sure Heather, locklear's somebody's daughter. Famous person. Mr Locklear. CIA. So, Tori spelling would be an accurate answer. Wait is that the right answer? because. Famous. Famous persons, daughter. Would you like a better now? Let's just go. No. I've got a mass. Let's get back to work. Come on. Never mind she said, no, I'm not arguing with her she scares me she holds a grudge. Bright to me him. They sting like a Scorpion. Tori spelling. I don't know what that means. Of course number one. What size are Hogan's Pythons Laura Twenty four feet. Wow Sabrina. Like stretch Armstrong. Here's a hard time whilst doors. Ten inches. Yes jail twenty, four inch. The correct answer is twenty four feet. Four inches I knew it was a twenty four I should just give. Half a point. Birds Land on his mind, he doesn't even know. Listen beavers using them as dams. Question number two Hulk Hogan let his voice to what two thousand eleven animated movie about statues normally found in. Gardens. Sabrina no me Juliet Jail Sherlock. Laura. And Juliet. Juliet that was my other guests. Who did play a no, my brother he played. Off My lawn. There is also frog. Five on this one. He played like the. Terminator. Now. I'M GONNA have to watch this movie. It was something like that terminator it wasn't a bad movie. Bad Movie, but I'm just laughing to myself. I think. So does you know he had a cameo and Gremlins to Netflix now five US never watch them to. Not, even. Scary. Chris movie the Second One's just a fun sequel. I like the second one better than the first one. I've never seen the whole thing. To Fall Asleep he yells at the movie theater? Of somebody else watching it like me, Julia. Question number three who did coke into feet to win his first heavyweight title Laura. Andre the giant. Guest Sabrina Rick Flair. Was a good guess jail the Iron Sheik Iron Sheik. As Iron Shrek and I played that's weird. That the guy's name was track. Yes. He wore the towel on his head. So there's never a chance to make us botany shower he could try off. The turban. It'd be like Keith shoot. He's the Iron Sheik. He beat Bobby Flay Competition. He had a starring role on guy's grocery games this past week to question of four who did Hulk Hogan lay job it was revealed that he was the third member of the new world order. Sabrina. John Three sixteen but I don't think that's right. Close you Miss John Fina with Austin three sixteen. Wrestlers in the one doubling my chances. I didn't see that coming out half of it. You get minus two points for that. Laura. He Mr. T.. Jail the Macho Man. Macho man. Show. My other wrestlers in that match were sting and Lex Luger, and they all wore face paint to the ring lake sting more. In one, thousand, nine, hundred, six feet are they telling you? Know there was a wrestler named sting. I just wish jail would have more knowledge on this subject. Of course number five, who was Hogan's Co host on the NBC. Remake of American gladiators Laura Live Tyler. Live tight. That's a daughter of somebody famous and the. Ads, they're good answer, Sabrina. Carrie Fisher Carrie Fisher's also daughter of somebody. Good thank you get some points for that. Jail Leyla Ali. That's completely wrong. Should really know this subject. Is Correct Leyla Aliyeva? Sources for the script were my life outside the ring by Hulk Hogan Hollywood Hogan by Hulk Hogan behind the music featuring love and rockets and Wikipedia in jail jails brain. She didn't have to have any resources when he wrote a script. Sat down and wrote. Just sat there watching old Hulk Hogan matches the whole time like you know when they recorded at Disney's Hollywood studios wanted there's mgm and they just put a ring in the front the main entrance it was free. Those amazing that you go to it is this amazing. That Disney did something for free. That's because he was filming thunder in paradise at the same time at the Grand Floridian. So it was just a joint. There always free concerts and stuff at Disney freak out there with a mission. Up until two thousand, I think it's when all of that free entertainment and. So up until the virus it. Well. You still have plenty of learning to do brother if you worked for me and gave answers that bad you know what I would do to you would you actually pay us? No, you'd be fire harsh I was really hoping for a paycheck for working on the show at some point me to Metoo jail I, pay you in Beer Laura I pay you in snuggles and Sabrina your huge on the Internet? Yeah. I am never gonNA live that down. No you're not. You're time is almost up with Hogan please let's finish his story so that he compared him out before dinner I wish I could take a nap. The hawks doesn't need a NAP. I'm just kidding ready to tell them how stinging I mean star cade in nineteen ninety-seven and I'll WCW reach the top and the wrestling world it was the first time brother that W wasn't on top in the Monday night war. It was a really good time to be a wrestling fan. Then it's never gonNA last. Wow. Laura, you're so optimistic that's my Laura. Always the optimist she's ranked though Jack the end of you'll became too big for its own good w. w started giving the wrong people too much creative control and the eagles backstage proved to be its downfall proper. It wasn't long before we went out of business and had to be bought by someone else brother. Hate it when she's right, I bought the WCW and acquired almost every wrestler who was under contract with them at the time some them I brought on board just so I could fire them again, others say contracts with Turner and couldn't be fired by me or broadening until their contracts were up I was one of those turn contracts check I time to kill before I could Russell again. So I went and had surgery on my knees. Brother had any MONJA. Depot Ya. You know it's kind of hard. The rest of you can't walk. That's why at the surgery I mean, could you imagine him trying to wrestle someone as he was crawling around the ring? You'd be the fastest Carlin W. W E diaper. Dash. And I don't think they do a diaper dash and the wwe they did once it was the great balls of fire pay per view after my knees healed I made a triumphant return to the wwe in two thousand, two brother I came in with Hall and Nash is the show for the first time in the WWe we've tried to take over the wwe in the same way we took over WCW et doesn't work. I didn't know were wrestling fan. How did you know all of this Leucopenia wwe network which is? which is our real I I'd better high what am I try to eat me they always eat first civilian come down and it's not which is Kinda why would you say that I'm contract cont- And track. Now, we can't actually contractually obliglated obligated. Contract Shmole. Editing this are you contractually obliglated Actually obligated you having contractions no. But I am obligated to say which is once every episode. That's funny. Brother I'm contractually obligated to. Do Jack Hulkamania every time I talk brother explains so much. I ended up vending wrestlemainia eighteen face nothing is the rock in a losing effort dude I remember watching that match your match was before the triple h and Chris Jericho for the undisputed title. You were an end the main event in my mind brother I'm always in the main event besides my match was the highlight of the night nothing was going top that Jack, don't you get your own reality show at some point soon brother we're almost there but let me get fired from wwe again how many times can you get fired? Fire Him he quit before I could do that. He didn't like play in the masked wrestler Mr America. I would've fired since none of his appearances and Mr America will receive by the fans. How could you lie to US Vince likes to fire people and I wanted to make him sound like a tougher Boston he already was brother lying helps you lose friends remember that? I know it does dude that's my friendship macho man ended and what would he say if he was here, I would hope that he would forgive me Jack. He. said that I, did know that was to McMahon. D-. This place is haunted I. think that's a coast Gustav the Macho Man I love the village people she. Ymca what? Should. Not Audio MCA with you. Guy. Helford from Judas priest. Valid people should be. Wrong. Much meaning your snap to go slim Jim. Macho man don't forget about me either it's the ghost Miss Elizabeth. It's a supernatural reunion of the mega powers she charging money for this and selling it on paper view, stop trying to take advantage of your wrestlers Vince I won't but I'm sorry if I ever wrong, you please don't hurt me. We aren't here to hurt you vince. We're to talk to I'm sorry Elizabeth. I never wanted to hurt your randy brawler butch didn't hurt me we were like brothers and then you went and ruin that. He never forgive you hook. Me Old under bridges even after death. Now, let me snapping team looked slim Jim. I'm the cream of the ghostly crop and I'm going to rise again to bury this hatch at once and for all. What are they talking about allied ready about something back in our WCW and we never got to patch things up before he died brother Wa- was it Until them till them, how you are French of. Ms Both weren't you weren't with Macho man when you died why are you with him? Now I'm still the best valet slash manager for him and things wouldn't be going as smoothly if sensational Sherri where up here with him that's a good point. Nobody has answered my question I still would like to know what the lie was. Yeah. What was the lie? Yeah come clean. So we can move on from this. About wait all his slim jims brother I told him that was roddy. Piper but it wasn't. Nets, why hated me all these years great. Now, the goes of Roddy Piper's here. I came here to scare people at Chew Bubble Gum. I can't chew bubble gum of sorry that you're slim jims randy. I'm also sorry that I ruined our friendship along with your Friendship Roddy also with I'm sorry that you always seem to end up in the middle of our dump fights brother. soling wanted ear me to. I guess that will do I really want his silhouetted coconut. That's sounds like fun. Do, you want to go start a fight to. To hear. It would. Well that's still creepy not creepy as my reality show Hogan knows best dude finally and what a weird way to segue into that it was on one for a few years. We know that's macho man no. No Yeah. They all sound the same they all. Realize. It's that's your impersonation is just them? They did they all had like why way to deliver promos? Was On vh one for a few years and I would use that to get back in the WWE, and once again, it's almost time wrap this story up Mr Hogan as sponge bath night, and you don't want to be like you know how to water gets take too long to get your bath damn. Nasty boys always p. in the Tub Jack Rouse I came back to the wwe inducted into the WWe Hall of fame in two thousand and five I had my friend Sylvester Stallone induct me I stick around for a few more years and even got to induct gene to the next year brother I would wrestle a few matches over the years but I would leave again. Where did you go this time? Oh, it's a few different places like new Japan pro wrestling and Tanay brother. I would wrestle ric flair Kennedy in a tag match between flair and AJ styles taken on myself and a brother. I was at that show you look so stiff and didn't look like the huckster I remember watching and wwe or WCW. I was older and more beat up brother I stated TNA for a few years before I would go back to wwe once again, home sweet home come is where the heart is is also the place you go when you get in trouble, he hasn't been in trouble for this. Why would he be now? Will Get in trouble soon though Jack really hate it when she's right. I got divorced in two thousand eight after my son Nick was in a car accident and Lyndon and want to be with me anymore brother I didn't have any steady relationships after after a few years. The gawker tape. Gawking it nobody just just listen to the story I. Just hosted Wrestlemainia thirty at news broke that there was a tape of me doing and saying things very on hoechst are like brother. So. I ended up having a sex tape released on Gawker, and another tape circulated haven't using racial slurs brother. It was a career under at the time Jack wwe completely erase me from their history books hall of fame and Hulkamania wasn't running while anymore because Vince McMahon, fired me well, I sent those things. Racism is never good. Isn't that one of hoax rules don't be a racist it is now brother out file a lawsuit against Gawker released a tape without my consent since I had no idea that I. Was being filmed I would win the suit and put them out of business, but the damage to my reputation was done brother. Hulkamania wasn't running wild anymore Jack Yeah, but it's gotten better though hasn't it it has I was allowed back in the wwe for what is now the six time broiler I'm still trying to repair the damage done, but I don't think that will ever be on done brother. I. Can't take back the words that I said and I can't make anyone forgive me that doesn't want to. Just take it all one sponge bath at a time and speaking of which it's time for the huckster to get his daily cleanse broiler. Guess we should probably get going then unless any of you WANNA. Watch. No, God no. Cure you not. Your curry enough curious. I'm curious. She's hot. Spicy I'm Kerry I'm curious enough to watch and maybe help you can stay in how if you what you aren't getting paid and never mind please show yourself out in. Don't forget your fishbowl out the task count. That's our fish bowl berth. Why don't forget your fishbowl? WE'RE NOT GONNA fit the FISHBOWL. We're going to read some facts. Allah. Fish, bowl. Yes Laura to. Take all the short ones again. You beat me to. Discuss the papers, fat doesn't mean that is long. The fishbowl fact number one in rocky three rocky picks up under lips. Hulk Hogan he picks him up and throws him out of the ring while shooting team. Hogan had to actually jump into stallone's arms as the Italian style in. Well, wow this is a tough one to read. Hogan had to actually jump into stallone's arms as the Italian stallion couldn't quite manage to lift him. That's funny. fishbowl fact number two macho man randy savage and Hulk Hogan fought as a successful tag team in the wwf they called themselves the mega-powers. Soon Fact number three Hogan's the first and only professional wrestler to ever be captured on the cover of sports illustrated this bowl fact number four, Hogan a total of six heavyweight championships during his career with the WWF slash fishbowl fact number five hulk. Hogan is one of the most requested celebrities for the make a wish foundation and has granted over two hundred wishes for children with critical illnesses fishbowl fact number six. Hogan has wrestled under the name Super Destroyer. Terry Boulder. Sterling Golden and Hollywood Hogan as well as a slew of others. Fishbowl fact number seven at the start of Hogan's wrestling career. He stood an impressive six seven. But over the years with injuries and surgeries, Hogan has lost about three inches of height fishbowl fact number eight. Is a big kid at the age of twelve. He was already six feet tall and one hundred and ninety five pounds that was so much fun and really informative. I would love to come back and do this again I enjoyed it myself. But next time can we Muslim ric flair he wound all over Laura I have never been moved so much in my life and I'm just happy to get back home making masks I couldn't take it much longer good news guys. I was able to take one of the wrestles with us so they could get out of the for a while Sabrina don't tell me you guys. Thanks. I just want the people to know that. Normally we read off a paper, but for the Rick Flair part I actually memorized that one. It was the most easily memorized line in the entire script. Well. Let's see what you have to say it wasn't much. I was really surprised but I guess we're not. Really, known for wrestling contents but because there's like a ton of wrestling podcasts out there. So I was surprised that there wasn't more. Interaction. But on facebook he said he was great and rocky three s thunderlips thunderlips the ultimate male against Rocky Balboa the ultimate meat ball. And Chris Different Chris says, Hulk Hogan was the first mega star in the wwe. Yes. We had icons her before Hogan's time such as Brito Sam Varta, no Harley race, dusty Rhodes and buddy rogers. But Hogan's popularity was events compared to previous legends feel like dusty. Rhodes was bigger in the NWEA and he was in Wwe I. Think. Probably. Hulk Hogan sold the most tickets Hogan was like, yeah, he was the attraction of the wwe. His last event before he left, the first time was king of the ring in one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety, three, I wanna say that's when I was watching it was at the height of his popularity and it was it was all Cogan. I don't I couldn't. I couldn't even name another wrestler off the top of my head besides the ones you mentioned in the script because it's just Hogan. Hogan Hogan he dominated, and of course, his finishing move with the leg drop. Well I mean the part where he got beat up the entire match and a punched, and he's just hulking up. The points and he's like, what around the Reagan. is so ridiculous and such a good thing to watch at the same time to this day. I could still reenact that whole sequence. On twitter bleep says check out the two thousand seventeen. NETFLIX's Phil Nobody speak it's about his lawsuit against Gawker Gawker out of business. Actually think I walked my watch that or maybe I, read a story about that. You know whose wife he was having sex within that I forget Bala the love spun. That's right. That's a radio DJ. Yeah. Yeah. They were a big threat. They were really close friends to the point where bubble. Was Actually appearing in TNA with Hawk, and then all of that broke, and then like they have I don't think they've talked since wasn't bubble like a Florida DJ though and he was he was a wannabe Howard Stern. Yes definitely. Yeah. But he was way grocer than Howard Stern. If you can imagine that nickel front says supposedly netflix's a bio pic in the works written by Todd Phillip Starring Chris, Hemsworth produced by Bradley who actually I believe that's true. There is a big thing about their that Chris Hemsworth is going to play hulk and he's actually going to be training harder than he did to play store. In order to be Cogan in it as shaving the top of his head I hope so. When. Movie theaters reopened to go see that movie what's on Netflix? What No. Yes. I wanted to wear my tights out somewhere. Into Swear Mount Anyway I do I went to. Go get stuff and you should have seen the looks I got there. You know sometimes they were. Were you wearing nobody looks like that and Walmart when I wear them Probably because you're the most team thing. Because you're actually clothed Walmart sometimes NETFLIX's release their movies in the theater for a couple of days before they put him on the service, maybe you'll get to see them don't touch me says, fine macho man randy savage hip hop distract be a man on youtube to its glorious macho man released a rap album and one of the tracks on there is a complete distract hulk Hogan about because they were fighting at the time. That's what we learned in the script. All I have has going rate headed the for Milan is the be a man? Yes, it was. It was randy savage singing be a man be man. It'd be swift as. If. It wasn't for the Macho. Man Spiderman would have never been named really why He. Was Bone saw in the SAM, Raimi's spider man the first one macho man was macho man was the first opponent and the wrestling match when Bruce Campbell names Spiderman the amazing Spiderman, he goes to fight the macho man. Realize that I kinda forgot the ninety spiderman because the new spiderman so much better. Well, that's fine. We'll just save it for our macho man episode. It'll be a mixture of the village people and the Bressler. All right. YMCA. Gas. I liked all again in the eighties and I didn't like. In, the ninety. But. I liked this show. With the boat although it would've been better. If it was a helicopter. So, all I got that was with a light tokens show borough if it was air will. Or Blue Thunder. Yeah Blue Thunder can you imagine Iron Eagle remake would hulk Hogan but he has to play the Louis Gossett junior role. Now why was helicopter? So like popular at one point in movies and TV I don't know there's a Nicholas cage movie where they all do is fly helicopters. Can land in the same spot they took off. That's what made him. Popular. Yeah Because of the Pink Floyd Song. You can land a helicopter anywhere like doesn't matter. A building done. Yeah. In the middle of the road done helicopter people to go to a hospital. No. Yes. So. Here's Sabrina lawyer Laura's movie producers and the writer comes in and says I got this great movie is about this airplane and then? Stop, wait a minute. Now we need to Rodway. got. Too much space. SPACE ITALIC SHOULD BE AIRPLANE THAT TURNS INTO A helicopter. Transform like in that show mask but. Would need to transform prior takeoff yes and priors landing. It would have to take off and land as a helicopter, but then it can fly like an airplane. Kind of like a helicopter. So. We should just leave it back after the whole movie. Stealth mode is helicopter. What is actually fighting anybody it's an airplane, but still a helicopter according to Laura. Yes. You could still shoot out of a helicopter. Yes but it goes faster as a plane. Did you not learn anything from top gun? Yeah. Goose tied. Yeah I thought they had a helicopter they went superfast. Knows they're still copter that was blue thunder wasn't Black Hawk. Black. Hawk down that one did go super passes get shot down. was. Thunder. Cats. Traffic. Helicopter on the water. On. To, sharpen it, but it happened in jaws. Pontoons yes. Oh yes. There's helicopter's pontoons. Yes. Yes. Yes. But they can't. They could also I On it's not like the card flies helicopters. Tune boat which has to land on water upon tune vote has to land on water. Tune plane yes. Yes. Because mode already be in the water I mean if it could go airborne. To land back in back in the water. So if you have bought a pontoon boat and you would like to launch it in the air, make sure there's a lake nearby for it. I mean, it could go over strip of land on the next episode. Watch launch this pod tune boat. Overland into water. Yeah. I mean I guess we could call it. Dire Straits. That ban. For nothing chicks skirt. And how did they get by owning helicopters? Yes. Speaking of owning helicopters. That's open up his beer cooler. J.. No no way no way. Way. Way. Cool how? Did you know that it's been diesels the same size of the helicopter. I did know that. If. You've written the Party bus, you definitely know that. US. Last part of both. That's what they say. It's temporary of when you see the list of rides, it's temporary at, but they say temporary. Party Bud we're talking. Reversal students. For. Those. WHO The party, it's been a forty five hour long. Wait every day so. That's one right you can ride over and over again built a forty five hour long wait every day since they announced it forty five Sadler's. Newest movie in the Nick Nolte Eddie. Murphy Franchise. They're older now. So they can only last for forty five hours instead of forty eight. Okay. I was wondering where you're going with that. What is this beer? Again it is from the greatest brewery in Florida Cigar city brewing it is fancy papers a nice hazy IPA because Laura Lakes. Here, better than other I pays why don't we start Laura? well as the other hazy Ip we had. No. I'd have to go through the list I like that one better than this. Blasphemy but this one was good I'm instill finished a little too happy for me. but it. Like the tasting linger for very long so I like that. I'M GONNA. Give it a four. That's pretty good for you for an IP. I like the hazy I paid definitely a lot better because they're. Sweeter I think they're juicier and hazier. That's all I can think of skulk in recent episode Yeah Long Ago it's on the website. anyways this one is a solid four, maybe five, but I'm going to go forward. We'll give her four and a half. Ago Next. I also prefer the hazy Ip over traditional PA. even though a finished a bit long for me like most Ip as do. It's I tasted citrus at the end. I don't know if that's like accurate or not but I'm giving this one a six. Definitely good I would. Definitely pick this out of of beers to drink where normally I would shun all the Ip as to the side and laugh and scoff at him. But this one was really good. I was really surprised I was glad when I saw the hazy title on it when J. L. Pass it around I'm like Oh good well at this one has a chance but it more than a made up it's great flavor and highly recommend this one six for me. Sabrina Intersex for me as well. It was really it was good. Flavor to it. I didn't get this at the end as well. Okay. I didn't know those just me. I guess I. Don't like it well. I eat a lot of grapefruit tastes. Stipe. There is a grapefruit tastes. Yes. No it was good. It was a nice smooth beer. And Aldean was the one that you like lazy and that's the word Leeann contact Hayes Yeah. Yes. Does that with the? Argued over whether it was the state of Florida or whatever it was. On the label at the State of Florida one get. Argument. Would, say it's the stupidest accurate we've ever had, but it's definitely at the top. And Your Cigar City one that you've given the lowest rating to was the Paloma you gave it a four. Oh. I thought there was one I gave low to. For Cigar, city yeah I have we. Have to look and see I thought we. City Paloma. We didn't like as much as the funky Buddha porn new. Terrible. Florida cracker. The. handed. Toko Baga read talk about that's a good one. Margaret goes up Yup Paloma. And then that's it. It's been those sports, the fancy papers, Mongo's. See. I try and avoid Cigar City Beers just because we all know in this group. How much? Like Cigar City. Well master how much do you like this one I love this one this is the first time. I had it I. thought that I might like this more than highlight self. Oh, my gosh. because. It is a smoother. Flavor that you can easily drink way more than you can of the highlight because of the little bitterness that you get the hops at the end, the smoothness from the grapefruit and juicy of the hazy style. which is quickly becoming one of my new favorite styles of beer. Make Highlight Cry Oh no. Don't worry highlight still number one. But I. Think the Hazy Ip style is a great new take on the IP blend. It's IT brings in people who normally would not drink ip me and it's you get a total different flavor from it. This beer is great. You get the notes grapefruit in there it finishes very well, it has a smooth. Smooth beer the whole way. It's an easy six. All right. Well, there you go. Cities comes out on top once again. All Right Sabrina, where can you find us? You can find us on facebook under the official podcast forty to facebook page. You can find us on patriotic. We would love you to be one of our patriots you can go ahead and sign up under their on only costs a couple of bucks a month. 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No 116: The Internet's Weirdest Questions

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No 116: The Internet's Weirdest Questions

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On what financial goals make sense for you give your money? A new home with betterman peace of mind included. Download the betterment APP today. That's B. E. T. T. E. R. M. E. N. T. for the betterment of you It was at this moment that he knew damn son. Where'd you pine this? Just make your dreams country now listening to the world's most popular inaccurate and sometimes squirrel retelling of agriculture history. It's podcast forty. Two on the pod fixed network animated scat cat cat hat. Yeah E. J. skycap gekas okay. Well I mean he's not just gacat has a degree in. Dj School to become Aj. A lot of people do say you went to school to become a teacher think. I wasn't thinking broadcasting Dj. I was thinking like And I went to school for DJ. And you can't even get your mind work. I didn't go to school for Audio Engineering. Because unlike back I'll he has two turntables with my phone. When I was in the deejay booth and there was a problem. You call a guy. I don't fix it myself right you and the DJ revolved at the engineer. And it's going to come and give you but now that we're in this home studio engineer and Dj this studio. It's a closet me and the brooms hit me in the head guys. Some people new record in their closet. That's nothing I'm sitting at a vacuum standing up like it should be. You know who who has a famous podcast because it in his closet r Kelly because he was trapped in the closet well speaking of R Kelly. It's time for podcasts. Forty two it's the remix. The podcast forty two hot and fresh out the kitchen. I'm Christopher Devos. Sabrina Pierre Jailhouse. I'm Laura e tonight we're going to do the Internet's dumbest questions but before we do that. Let's check in with the beer cooler. Gee It's only end is nothing through all right. What madness is this? Oh I got this for. Sabrina is from New Belgium brewery. It's their gluttony Pale Ale. It's a gluten free Pale. It smells terrible. Well it might taste wonderful. It smells like it has no gluten. You're right it does have a weird smell to these smugglers matlock. Mercury smells weird. Wait till you taste. It tastes like time not spending the bathroom. Well Sabrina like I'm going to give the label a five. The label kind of reminds me of The video for take on me. Oh gear because he what the wrenches. Yes skull with a motorcycle helmet and some wrenches behind. You do the one where he pulls her into a drawing. Yes yeah until what drawing okay but did you think drawl ring? Well probably did. I don't know what to say but I'm GonNa say it anyway. It's it's the lyric from the song waiting here. Okay you guys Well maybe if I say like this dude or what to say but anyway that was that more really that high yes. He probably don't like a little higher but yeah. Ooh expiring software State of the show. Beer we're going to read it on one through six based on a six pack and make sense to everyone in the world except for one lone Canadian in kissimmee. But if you listen to our show you would know that from last week and the week before and the week before that in the years before that. Yes for was on. Luton can Li Litany where mutiny? It's probably a six point. Oh. Ab they put some alcohol in it at least puppet. Well they take out gluten basketball game club to. How do we go to from Paula Abdul Jock Champs? No No. That's Normal Chris. Here's alternative if you speaking of listening to the show for a long time. If you've listened to the show for the long time you know we have a segment called troll theater tonight. We have a small things had troll theater as I finally gotten trolled. It's been a long time since I've been trolled and I finally got control. So I have a little tiny troll theater segment to share with you guys. This is special. So this Came from Neil and Neil messaged me owl blue messenger and Neil said this is neil with the real deal and the deal is my thumb scroll parentheses literary screenplay clean break a films Grell is a screenplay that can be read like a novel and this particular films scroll centers around a Heist Gone Wrong and contemporary Los Angeles. It's exciting funny filled with Punchy dialogue and rife with movie references and as a sharp new form of writing unlike anything you've read before only twelve ninety nine and he sent me a link to Amazon to buy it seems legit so legit. I message back to quit. I'll trade you for book that I finished reading about a GNOME who can't find love. It's so so and Neil says can you by any chance by mine. I message back. I don't have much time to read however I can make an exception if your book has recipes in it no baking. I can't bake. I'm looking for things. I can use my institute for scenario. Says there certainly some food in there I said? Also Neal says some sizzling bacon and stuff like that so by it man. You won't be disappointed. I say too high in fat. I paused for a moment. But then I say Bacon poppers question Mark Nieto says Hell. Yeah I say I like Bacon poppers you like Bacon poppers Neal says hell. Yeah so I say have you ever been to? Applebee'S NEAL says hell. Yeah good stuff so I say sometimes they have all you can eat bacon poppers after ten neal says yes they do. It's great by clean break man. It's got some Bacon poppers in there is not a book it's a squirrel it's a screenplay that can be read like a novel and is exciting and it's only twelve ninety nine. You will not be disappointed so I say to kneel a squirrel sounds like an alien race from Star Trek. My right guy five. Hi Five on. My campus over messengers deal says it does. It's a bad ass word because it's a bad ass new form of writing. I said to Neil. Do you ever watch star Trek? Neal says yes. I said to kneel trivia question. What is the KLINGONS favorite food? Neil doesn't answer for a while so I say to kneel. Don't look it up. Neal Neal says Gras I said it's Bacon poppers. Neil doesn't respond so I say Neal Question Mark Nieto says Kay. I thought it was gone. I said a Neil are U. L. O. L. ING. Neal says yes. I am and I will be cheering once you by clean break. They say neal. What pages the Bacon Papa Recipe on? Neil doesn't respond so I say neo with a question. Mark he says. Are you interested in buying clean breaker? I said Whoa Neil. You approached me dude. He said Oh sorry. It's on five. I thought you asked another star Trek question. Sorry I said I'm just trying to figure this out. He says it's on page five. Sorry about that. I said for twelve ninety nine had better be served investment. You know it's Okay Neil. Page five is a very good page. Bacon Papa Recipe Smart Choice. I like that. You're a very good writer and you'll says thank you I say so. What's this book about? You'll says it's a group of guys who plan a Heist and contemporary Los Angeles. So I naturally asked are they Irish? He said two of them are. I said okay. I thought so because you said Grupo guys like Riley Oral Donald. What are the rest of the guys Italian? He said two guys one black one. Latino I said that's like the band color me bad ever hear of them. He said I heard the name. Yes I said they say I WANNA sex you up and then I sent him a link to color me bats. I WanNa sex you do do do do. He doesn't respond so I say. Do you like boy bands. Neil Neil says yeah kind of I said me to kneel. Just don't tell anyone I mean at Neil stays between you and menial doesn't respond so I say Neal Neal Neal says okay I said Neil. What is your favorite boy band? Neil doesn't respond as it. Don't be googling boy bands. Neil Neil says yes or no question. Are you going to buy clean break or not? I said I might if you tell me. Who your favorite boy band is. Neal doesn't respond. So I say Neil and Neil doesn't respond. I said I felt a connection here. Neil that's too bad and Neil doesn't respond so I say Neal my favorite boy band is the Bacon poppers the think you had a clean break there and like this all really happened to which we then asked Alexa. Play Bacon poppers and they are really a band. I Li- I give to know that if you ever WanNA listen to Bacon poppers faster gullible. Sabrina is you can get away with doing those jokes. It's true I'm mad at Neil. Because HE DID RUIN BACON. Popper joke at the end. I brought it all around brilliantly. I must ask. You did a fantastic wonderful job. Neo gave up on me. And if you're going to troll me you should not give up trying for years. I told them pretty good early on when this is back. When what was it the Patty Shack the CATTY SEC. And you guys are doing caddyshack but did you. Do I kept. I kept asking you questions like. Were you going to be discussing this? Are you going to be just like this and you really? I don't know why don't you find like I don't know why don't you? You listen to the episode five. Oh Yeah you tried to do it. After the episode. I think right before you guys were recording. And he goes he goes. You were trolling him so hard. I assure. Oh was it before. We recorded the episode. Yeah Yeah why can't give out stuff before recording our page and a half of her just messing with fight out the whole city. It's a check. It's not fun when your friends do it because you know just mess with you you know. I'm just messing with Neil. Probably thought that he was going to sell me a book if he had a bacon popper recipe on page five. I said that's a good place because at least I don't have to read the whole book to find a recipe. Dj At least give the bake improper recipe. No Neil gave up. I would have been lying. Listen Neil I'll send you five dollars. You Send me the recipe. We'll call it watch page right dollar page all right well. Let's go to some of the weirdest questions that we could find on the Internet. This first one is from Yahu answers. Well most of them are from Yahoo. Answers and the question was very popular. Techno Song help. They played in clubs. I always hear the song on the radio up in the club and I can't find out what it's called. It's all beats. One part of the song is like this. K- like it. We'll get you real low. Then slowly start picking back up. We'll get faster so it does. It's like am so sorry. If this is bad information them Chevy really take a very popular techno songs. You can help thanks jail. I know lots of techno songs. I think we lost him. He was a human beat box. help this guy out. What was the name of that song? Smack my bitch no smack my bitch goes. I think this goes on Tom. I Coast Prodigy Daft punk and then the field I think the correct answer is just put on any techno song you got the you'd get it's the new one by scroll ix is he still around I haven't heard anything about him and year. I think the main issue here is is that he didn't have his glue sticks. I yeah have you had glow sticks. He totally sticks. I think what the main issues is spit. All over the computer would have stopped that. Getting on your microphone crazy. They make things that took mine off. Because I've been sounding lighter than everybody else lately and now you're gonNA sound speedier than you guys didn't help him at all. So let's move on all right question number two and this is from. Bmx for life all beloved ems now. Bmx biking bike. Oh I loved motorcycles. You know what I like. I like rappers on a motorcycle. That's my favorite. Dm EXXON BMX. Yes home that's in the new fast and furious. Is there a spell to become a mermaid? It actually works. I would like to know if there's a spell available become a mermaid one that works I am asking people that believe in Mermaids. Don't say things like Mermaids don't exist because I take it very seriously and I find it offensive. Please help me find a spell. By the way I'm also a witch. I was once turned into snowman. I think the problem is. It's not a spell. You have to find the glowing show. I mean I know a guy. Will you return into snowman by wearing a hat the at the fan blowing c? Show which that. I'm sure if you signed your life away could make some things happen. That's true. I think she only deals with voices this person. And that's absolute air meeting. She wants front words. Mermaid ing fell. She has to go to the Bayou and find Mama Odie. Oh yeah that's a good one my mood. I don't know this person really needs help near Disney hoping to dig a little dude. Did they find out what she needs? Maybe he doesn't even need to be a mermaid maybe the is. She should watch the human centipede. I think you're missing the point that this is a witch. Oh and she doesn't get her spill. She could put a hex on you so spell Anderson. I'm just saying I I mean well I may or may not be saying she may not be that good of a witch if she can't figure out spelled deter people in term remain. Well there's gotTa be a book somewhere. Just go to your public library. Hey you know. I've heard. This guy on Amazon sells books. Maybe on page seven is a spell. You now and ask him. What page is the spelled? Turn INTO A MERMAID. Believe it is page seven. It'd be all right bills above ass Can I say to look at a picture of the son? I know it's bad to look at the Sun. But what if I took a picture of it with my phone would it still ruined my is yes? No Oh okay. Not If you're looking at your screen with it turned off to like take a picture of the sun and then turn off the screen on your phone and then look at it and then you can safely look at fund. You know what you should do is compare them. Make sure you got the right son. Oh yes the make sure you look at them and compare the two. I think the only person that can actually answer this correctly would be smashed them out Because they have yes but they did it with their eyes closed. A little known factoring in the ways walked on sunshine do But walking on own is different than walking on the Sun Two different things jail ones on the surface and one's going either up or down to the surface tomato tomato potato vodka but you can't get the sunshine without the sun so I think it's the same thing that was brilliant science on your part knows it can't get sunshine with so therefore you can't look at sunshine either. There is no such she's got that's true song lyrics if we're going to throw in. I think it should be Nutley. She'd only answer with Song lyrics all right so the podcast forty two the musical. Somehow I planned it. We're not thinking J. J. We're GonNa make that house now. J. J. L. and there's three of us GonNa make that happen. That's why you have to letters in jail. There's really two of you all right Lizzie. Waterworth ASS is it illegal to kill an ant? Yes hold on depends which killed it from today. I was walking down the street and there is an aunt on a puppy so I stepped on the aunt and killed it. A police officer gave me a dirty look and so did a lot of other people around me so I was wondering to kill an ant. I'm super serious. Is A joke. How lizzy wrote this story is that she actually stepped on the ant while apart? That's how the puppy was young. People really yes yeah. Let's see. I think it wasn't about the end. I think it's because you stepped on a dog. How good is your eyesight? Yeah that had been an aunt what could have been a fire ant and it could have been white dog or it could have been a giant ant that was turned giant size by the little witch. Oh yeah the Wedge cannot get a mermaid spell and she made the aunt really big This guy flees. Maybe it wasn't a puppy. Maybe it was a full grown dog but she thought it was a puppy because they aunt was so big on top of it Sabrina. Why don't you do the sound effects to recreate that scene? How would that seen go if you were the fully artist? Remember if she's walking down the street she's walking down the street. There's an ant on a puppy and she steps on it. Ready ACTION GO WALK. Walk Walk Walk Squish. Should answer the question. You'RE WELCOME ALL RIGHT AIDE. Sig and E S. What if the girl? That thinks. I'm the DAD? Isn't the mom I slept with the girl pregnant? There's two possible fathers though and neither of US think it's US anyways. What if she's really not the mom to begin with? We'll be another guy whose child and help you know Mama now. You know what sickening I have to say. When I gave birth to my child she came out looking exactly like her father and I did not think there was any way that that kid belong to me. So maybe he's not the mom. I think you should get a maternity test but this is the guy asking. I know I'm green with him. He's probably tested baby to make sure that that is the mom. He would hate to give his baby someone else like if it was another mother. You wouldn't want the baby to go home with the wrong. I'm which he saw. The child gets shot out. Like a cannon and forceps baby came out of me but she looked nothing like me so I don't know how she could be my baby. I agree with the Guinea kids. Don't even look like her. Nope no. I'm not even sure their mind. Yeah exactly other Daniels May Have. His hair has done. Get them off their head about thinking about the newborns is they all look like squishy Potatoes that have and wait. Squishy potato that has set the tramway chef. I do look like a tale that sat in the Pantry to refer to you as Mr Potato head from now on Mr Grumpy Gills and we all have to pretend that they're super cute right that first day of homer supernanny of the mind that it takes about like two months for them to unsquashed and then become cute mine linked Asian which really confused me learnt when when I was like. No they're Haitian hey send and they're like so they're Asian. No they're Haitian that's close enough. Apparently the same at an Asian and what he has a lingerie ashen weird is Joslin. Looks Asian and neither Lauren are even remotely looking Asian. So we're still trying to figure that out. Well well let's because lower is not the mo the mom you are. Because when she was born she'll accept Reich. You little potato I that would be a great twilight zone. Episode Mama Potato. Have two pairs of one s this city give? Janie actually see them. Give birth to another child of a different ethnicity. Doesn't mean to. Dad could have been that since. Yeah that could have been that nationality dropping allows name. We're watching where somebody did that with the names we will watching. Hillary apprentice impacted joker than he had to say last name and he just like what right over it and do that. Yes you must listened to the podcast staff. Well let's keep on pregnancy kiss kick and kiss kiss your pregnant people looking walk over to pregnant of people now destiny ass how I share. I'm the real mom of my kid. That's what I'm saying. I just had a baby and it looks more like the man. I had my baby with relief. It doesn't look like me at all that he was cheating on me with another lady had her. Kid can't wait. There's more was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I can't imagine giving my baby to the real mom I can. I mean how do I how do I K- I don't know what the Hell I know. How do I? How do I know I get your destiny? I gues- very fair with you. I may have actually posed as destiny for a while behind so No I am seeing you. Just fill it in your heart and think it's your baby. Insist probably hang on to. I think the first thing you need to do is track down. Who He thinks is the real mother of the baby and then you get a paternity test. Maternity Yeah Fraternity test. Yeah you get a paternity test. Everybody in the room including all the doctors and nurses just everybody. That was around just to make sure that that baby was yours. That's what I did and then you'll know now. I know that she's really my kid. You could also go to twenty three and me and get that heritage tests done and then you can find out what diseases the baby will have in the future. What diseases you have now and If you use the Promo Code podcast forty two. You'll get nothing off because they don't sponsor us I once asked so I had 'cause I've got negative blood so I have to shot. You have no blood. No blood negative blood. Yeah she is Austin people. Oh Me of course your souls and whispers of food and ice tea. I see a lot of But I had asked I was talking to somebody it was. It was a nurse. Actually it was talking to And I was talking to them about a shot just in case the the baby's blood is positive so it doesn't interact wrong and try. I don't try and kill the the baby with my blood and So it was like okay so I know my husband's blood type is a negative as well. I I was well. Two negatives make positive. Oh is that how it works? Yeah and your husband. Split type is corona. That's true yeah and I was like so do I need to get a shot if I know. And she was like well. Even though your husband's blood type might be negative. You still need to get the shot. Because we don't know if he's going to be the real father and I was literally like did did you just advertently call me a host on there but we don't know who the father actually is and I was like I can tell you who the fuck you know? Nope she was like nope. You'll still have to get the shot in the US because that's where they give it to. Oh that's where I prefer my shots. Anyone that's the best place to get them. I always tell them that they should. I don't believe in museum lime or salt not your you. That's trying. I do use Chop Johnson. You're supposed to use a strong shots. Ucla these astrologer is there. Was One shot. A bartender friend of mine came up with this shop. But you had to use a straw real shot. Yeah yeah well it's more like a slurp all I no one knows how to suck on a straw the one sitting next to me. Yeah she's laughing. I down the shot much faster than he did. Okay I also down all the shots much faster than he did not shots. I didn't know where we're going into adult all the sudden. No I mean I suck that Straw hard. Was it paper or plastic plastic? Thank goodness bad person. This was before it was bad for the turtles. Yeah the turtles weren't dying on straws yet. Then you know we saw worry about trees. We have to worry about the rings from the six packs. Yeah which they still haven't I mean there's a couple of breweries and Florida that have helped combat that problem but there's really still so many plastic rings out there which I think are worse than the strolls to all these plastic rings get in the ocean people just that insensitive. We just dumped our rings into the ocean apparently. Yeah that's where they go. It says that on the plastic crane 'em in the ocean and ocean see only place. They go put in awful lot speech when I go there. No just so. Everyone knows we do not do that jail. No I don't yes but before we get all the nasty letters from high tide comes in. It's taking care of people that are members of Peter listenership. Probably a little known fact Peter members also like Adam Sandler movies so quarter just went up also they like pita bread just just out there forever looking for speaking about Pita Jocelyn has a question as to how PD is still okay with the animal cracker box. Even though they removed the bars the animals are still in a cage. Well despite of the rage they're still in the cage. Yup The song lyrics are never dying tonight. All right let's See what Mandela Panda has to ask. Amanda Panda Just Manda Panda. She said Oh. Isn't that where Iron Fist was from? She says you think humans will ever walk on the Sun. I was yeah ask mouth. That's true answer this. I was just thinking thought how crazy it was that a person walked on the moon and Mars. I was just one. I missed this. Oh Yeah Matt Damon. I was wondering if you think. A personal schwartzenegger will walk in the sun too. I know it's really hot but I'm thinking if you go to if you go in the winter and the sun is thirty degrees that they could do it. I think they could. She's not wrong and the sun was thirty degrees. I think all you would really need is a light sweater. I JUST WANNA know. How's the son like thirty degrees in New York? Still hot around the equator so you have to walk on only like certain parts of the sun in the winter. Yes that's it yes. Yeah doesn't need more explanation. Yeah right I know what part the bottom. The bottom is fun. It's not in the sun. Clearly the sun is shining on top. It isn't shining on the bottom part of the sun point. Yeah that's true because maximum shining on the top shining. What are we talking about? Otoh all right well. Sorry man appended to disappoint. But we haven't answered any of these questions. I feel now I think we got one day and walk on the bottom. Let's see if we can help. Ponder sixty seven he asks do I. How do I test to see if my turtle is gay? While you put a a male turtles he says I just want to see if there are any methods to see if my turtles gay. Okay well message the yes methods still Stan yeah grinder account or a girl turtle. No that's a good one to actually know the answer to this. What is it you play? Share data if the turtles really into share. He's probably gay all about Madonna but Donna works. Pardon Elton John Tyler even if he's requesting More fashionable clothes If he wants to work out a lot if he says the Ninja Turtles do it for them probably gay. He's into musicals. Doing isn't a male turtle. Do we even know the mayor? You like musicals. Well no I go because I was so I had to well. That's not the only factor is do we know if it's a male turtle I mean? The big factor is probably wants meal if he wants Turtle Penis. That's really the ultimate factor. But there's the other side of the only way to know for sure curling Chelsea if he I don't Turtle Simpson because if it wasn't that it would be lesbian and not gay but he may not understand pet but I am just saying that they can't listen to share or go to musicals because anybody can. I'm just saying there are certain characteristics that might lead you to believe you're turtles gay and you should look at these signs. He could be Australia's hurdle scherer like musical at isn't he just ask him sit him down and say hey. Listen I'm okay with your Mr Turtle I am okay. We now party for the turtle. Yeah I'm okay with anyway I'll get you a boy turtle of that search. I just need to know before I bring home. A date right and talk about tolerance no matter what. You're born this way and I love you nonetheless. Hey practicing the speech maybe ponder sixty seven is just love your turtle no matter what Robert. Asked you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound space battles. Yes that's a tough one. I never thought of it that way but I think it's true. Yeah it kind of begs. The question of how loud is space battle pretty loud like if there's a space battle outside of earthy we would hear it. I mean I don't have to be in order for us to hear a space. But what if our thunderstorms were really space battles? And that's what we've been hearing and NASA was like Shit. We gotta come over the cover for this thunder storms but they just named space battle. Thunderstorms will like if the space battle. As as big as the rise of skywalker. Battle the very last scene with all the Star destroyers and everything you would probably hear it but what if it's only a couple ships? Would you hear the little ones that sound like? They're rumbling in the distance. Also all all storms covering up all space battles big or small. Yes yeah okay. That's my lease lightning flashes before the Bang I It's really a camera flash smile I thought it was torpedo. Photon torpedoes would be the flashes. Set The phasers to stun photographers. State's battle I photograph space battles. Well then we are the pictures. Because I'd like to see them. They're out there who. Who are the space battles between Gay Turtles? What planet any from Mars? Gay Turtle'll cat whose chilling asks. Why DO CROCODILES WALK SO GAILY? They walk like they got nail nails done or something and they did. Maybe they just did. Or maybe they have to poop Well we have alligators STU alligators and crocodiles walked. Assume I never really watched them walk. They usually kind of lake. They don't really walk fast Kinda SAUNTER. Yeah they they walked definitely like they're paying attention to each one of their steps. They kind of walked like you walk in the mall really like slow and like just kind of move that yeah. They're looking at everything and holiday. She'll shop doesn't try and pass them a coupon for anything. Get to vapes for one. You don't walk fast in the model. Give me a dirty look and now because I walked the pace of my alligator when I welcome. You might be gay alligator. You could be massless a leathery skin. Matt Pearce wants to know how big is a specific ocean. Who are you talking about to be more specific the specific one? Okay well specific but which ocean. We don't know which one you WANNA know. You've got to be more specific. So were saying this is answerable. Ask just like every other question. We've done we've handsome answered all of them. I told destiny I was right there with her and I get it I agree. How do I know this baby's mine? Well maybe this is more for the women question. Okay it's familiar. Shale question is how to prevent my boyfriend from finding out. I poop so my my boyfriend hold on this so my boyfriend and I have been going out for two months now. And he's asked me to come spend a week with him at his cottage. Whenever I stay at this place is folded in. But there's no way I'd be able to to last a week without pooping he's a little immature. Still thinks that girls don't poop and I'm afraid that if he finds out I'd do he might break up with me. How can I void that whole situation? Sabrina loyal Laura. I think this is all on you. I think you should buy him the book. Everybody poops Club that book. That is a good book. Rem Song Yes. I think Eddie me to it. I think if he reads that book He will understand that everybody poops. Sometimes I've never seen you poop. That's a lie walked in today. Does that what you were doing? I know you were just watching videos on your phone right moving. Show the thing. Everybody have been show So they answers just admit that she poops. Yeah what if he breaks up with her then he wasn't worth it. It's a lot more pooping fish and the scene. All right well there you go. Here's another known unknown Askar. If Batman parents are dead than how was he born? It doesn't make sense how dead parents can have. Did they think this through jails Comic Book Question? If they got a point I mean dead. Parents cannot have kids. Why not because they're dead? They're just GONNA come back. I don't think Batmans parents ever came back every other characters comeback that Batmans even Superman. Stag came back. How would a dead parents have kid? Maybe oh I know maybe she was already pregnant when she died and they actual mother. Oh yeah maybe less on his baby I mean his parents so your answers just comic book logic logic. Well there you go remember everything. You'll resolve everything. When you find out that your arch nemesis has this has mother's name is the same as your mother's Scott Kenny More S. If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely? What part of your body are you starting with? Yelp flexible are you. What part of your body would you start with? Probably the foot wouldn't that be the easiest. Eat now how flexible you are. Thank your hand with the easier to eat. Then you have to cut off parts of your body start hand that feeds you at the start. William to in your flexible enough. I think you'll get bigger before he disappeared. Not GonNa get bigger your business in parts of your body but your middle part will get bigger so you just going to become a ball. Yes they started the ball. No I'm not so narrow that'd be the last thing to go ahead first. How would you do that by licking your lips? All right moving on. We couldn't help think helped anybody. I've helped especially destiny. We're GONNA go to read it now with a couple of questions from ask Reddit. This one is from cerebral absence. Why would you are? Wouldn't you date the exact same person that you are just gender swapped? Well whatever I like women I will. Would you date a clone of yourself? Yeah I'm pretty hot. You know I don't know how lower lives with me. There's no way I could date myself. Yeah I don't know how crazy I ask her all the time. Her is started. Swelling or yourself would you date a female J. L. No I can't see that being good about a male Sabrina. Yes yeah anything. I'd be. Alright a male Laura. We'd have a lot of fun all the time you would think you would know shower time to myself. How am I supposed to win those arguments that I was having beforehand when they know? All of your moves. Yeah that would be the hard part. Like would think yeah. I'd be okay with that because I'd be like what am I thinking? Now Yeah I let's go do it. Yeah there should never be any reason why they would have to ask what I wanted because they would know. What's for Dinner Tacos? We'll see the hardest part would be the dinner because I I don't care you're the queen of I don't know and I don't care I don't care that person to work for me. That's really only benefits. But they weren't really talking about having cloned they were talking about dating. Someone just like you make sure that their hair looked like mine and send work. They could take back their boobs and they'd be me and I could sit home. They didn't say they looked exactly like using their their me. But if women no okay well. I. That's what I would do. The woman go to work while you're lazy asset at home. Yeah perfect They made a movie like that. Yeah it was called multiplicity. I'm not the only person to think of that. He didn't make a woman go to work. He was multiplied. I love Michael Keaton. If you can have a theme song played every time you walk into a room what would it be bitches? Pichit back when I go without in John. I'm just saying I don't know. I think it would have multiple theme songs. Toto theme room. I'm walking in. I'd have the theme them for my mood. Yeah the couldn't just be one you know it'd be inappropriate for some places if you picked. I don't know like enter Sandman. He went to a funeral. That wouldn't work or would it? Yeah no it would not work exit horrible and Impersonations of the optic never walking on sunshine on entering into funeral. Yes that would be a better choice. No yeah a better. Yeah better choice for a bad jobs get up. Stand up Bob Marley at a funeral. See All by would be bad choices wherever I went or like painted black. If I'm walking into an art gallery doors on the said Walkman age but you have to have a whole spotify list of music just to be the right mood for the right room now. I would play what I miss. Well there you go 'cause if I'm walking into a room. What did I miss at a funeral? What did I miss out a wedding? What did I Miss Birth of a child? What is Your Kid? Not My kid. I know now. Fine. I'm GONNA play Walking on the sun everywhere you go there you go. It's better than all star. I think you should play when we spin me so we got for that one. Yeah I'm Chinese darkness. Seemed like a good idea at the time because that seems to be a great song for me. What did you do? It wasn't a good choice but it seemed like a good idea at the time accurate. Like staying too late at Kyle's party last night yes like that. You feel fine. I stayed even later than he did work this morning. That's true story to modern hippies asked. I didn't get home until three o'clock this afternoon. How would life and society be different if we started with the same? Ferocity and spontaneity that. We sneezed Larry. That'd be awesome and really matthey. Oh can you imagine like ones ro? Yeah like what have you time. This is an Adam Sandler skit. Yes premise Adam Sandler movie. Yeah I think we probably take the stigma and humor out of farting. I think a lot more than it already done. It is now like it wouldn't be as funny. Would you say bless you fun after each one? Yeah I think you would say bless you mean why do you say bless you because supposedly your heart stop? So what why? Why do we say blessed the way which is okay but now that we know that the amount of thing why is it? No why is it? Such an important thing to do is support thing to do. Why because it's culturally ingrained. Like how else are you going to know that? The person's the mother of a baby you don't but we just assume that's true. That's true now. I was raised not to say it. I would have had my mouth washed out with soap. I said bless you sneeze. If she didn't really say bless you say why now the Pumpkin master says you have one billion dollars but you can only spend it on one product. What are you buying a billion dollars worth of zone? I was going to go with the more realistic answer of toilet paper. Yeah I think it has to be something he did not now now pumpkin master the not say he just said. What would one thing one thing Chris? Tops? I would get Cruz foam peanuts and then fill the entire houses and all of our Carl. I think a lot of money. It'd be fun to walk through a houseful of Styrofoam peanuts. What if I spent a billion dollars on more money and the best thing about fill in your house with Styrofoam peanuts? I don't know where the dog is. What wait wait. What if I let you fill one of our cabins on one of cruises with Styrofoam peanuts? Then is it okay. That is men. I WanNa fill the whole. Damn vote was starved dollars with a billion dollars worth of styrofoam peanuts. He could probably fill the symphony of the seas but styrofoam peanuts get the ones that would dissipate and water to before anybody gets upset about the environment. I'm destroying well circus peanut. Oh style the ones that you've circus peanuts came as you're walking through a house a surplus and be really smell like beer. Oh my God that would hurt. No you know the orange kanye table orange marshmallow. Are you kidding so hard rock? Selena aren't just. They are their growth. The moment you open up the package it turns rocks. Yep but they don't start that no you can squish them in. The package was air but the moment they hid air. You could show somebody with it. I I am but I'm buying you know circus peanuts. Agent our Reu fifteen says our ASS. What are some things stuff? Oh sunscreen yes. It's a good one. Yeah what are some Nov nine people know the taste of erasers glue paint chips? Styrofoam Peanuts Ping Circus peanuts. Candy Corn Rogerson. Twenty Bucks says the kids going to eat. It could be considered edible but is it. Oh Yeah didn't end. Bible says do not eat blood. Vampires Eve blood. That's true and the Bible doesn't talk about man. Pires envelopes Yeah they taste terror Lou. Refrigerators windows is that why? There's a lick mark on her frigerator. Janet you found that fit. I was wondering whether they came from but have you found the door. I lab nuts but now I look check the butter Sam Stirs Nader Sangster. Neater says if a king was gay with his husband also be called. King. Yes yes yes. Yes yes there you go super easy for you So when when you're playing and you're like king me that the king but you can't get to kings to procreate and have a third king now the young lions adopted third King You could find a mother. That's not really the mother that's true. Yes and es how do I successfully full an elephant to go to see needed? No quick go to see. Yeah you put them on a cruise ship. Tell me on a cruise to fool them to go to see. I think it will gladly go on a cruise circuits peanut. This is an easy one just home. There's a giant flood coming to destroy Earth No I think it's still going to be tough getting on the boat. You gotTa tell them one time. There's a billion dollars worth of circuits peanuts on this boat. Let's go styrofoam peanuts different. Talk Elephant know that now he doesn't relationship yeah. I would eat styrofoam peanuts before eight circus peanuts. You HAVE EATEN. Styrofoam peanuts before circus speed. It's unknown wants to know. How do I successfully become a Justin Bieber? Fan Listens to his no. It's not thing you say you can successfully be able finally to kick it sound worse. The last question is Rainbow Trout. A good name for a girl yes definitely no rainbow. Bright no rainbow. Trout works just fine. Yeah I mean at some point. She's probably the smell of fish sign. I only works. If you're a celebrity you gotTA cleaner itself Cleaning Big Mouth Billy Jean. Bass yes but you still need the outside. No radar will be a horrible name. trout part of the first. Where GonNA BLAME IT on? I think it would be like as hyphenated Rainbow Trout devoss right rainbow trout. Pierre Imagine they're getting married Rainbow Trout trains though trial. Take Justin Bieber to be your loyal what fold mustache husband all fairness I think in this instance she'd probably say no bright ultra. We needed bay but bay bid. No it's never too late to say no less. Did she get the pre-nup too late to say? I'm sorry it's too late to apologize too late. It's too late to say goodbye. I sent a justin bieber video shaving his moustache off to twenty random people on facebook and only one responded so. That's kind of disappointed. In that result. Experiment beaver has a mustache not anymore shaved off dad. Yeah I think he got tired of being the joke with him. Luring two thousand dollars with candy. Can you let a boy who told him to get the mustache was Anthony? Keita's E-eh Badmouth all right. Well let's revisit the beer cooler narrow gutter way. Gray Water Way Lorna. What is this again from New Belgium? It's gluttony a gluten free Pale Ale Sabrina. Why don't you start? I liked it. I finished mine. Offer legal drunk. It's a six no I really liked it. Yeah I was re reading the bottom taste profile. Wow It's a smooth beer keeping I liked it next drunk. It's bad you know I was just going to say that in all fairness anybody that does gluten free Legit this is one that you'd probably have to take a chance on because it's it they brew with like wheat and stuff like that so does contain gluten but then they process it so may not contain gluten anymore. There's a little warning on the bottom of the bottle. Okay so like taking your rolling dice. A little bit yeah. It's not a certified gluten free beer which is gluten free. We can add that till the of things people know the taste. There is a tiny tiny disclaimer. All about there is never found. It's brewed gluten-free. It's no it's removed gluten with what has traces of gluten it could. Yeah Yeah. They're not testing it but the same thing with a lot of leg grain alcohols as well because of the fact that it's of how it's distilled in theory should have gotten all of the the gluten out of it But no I thought it was a really nice smooth beer. I would definitely It's a six for me. It's not it's not too hoppy. It's and tonight's Pale it all right. Laura I- panels Indian Indian pills American Pale Ales. I don't like adults not Florida cracker. You're drinking a pillow now. It's a heavily aisin horizon on. Yeah okay which I do really like. I like Heff Awakens I. We don't get them very often. Here on podcast. Forty two P of beer. They are fantastic. I like heff license. But what's on sale? Okay I get another. Ipo saw that we should try 'em with that being said though. This was a very smooth beer on. The initial smell was absolutely terrible. Agreed make it even still is like the worst smelling beer ever smelt and I have to carry highlight of people everyday so but there wasn't really any after-taste which is what. I don't like what the APA as in P- impale ellison all of that like I don't like the after taste like the hops. I'm sitting habit so I appreciate that and I'm actually going to give it a five. Yeah maybe maybe Pale Ales need to have no gluten in order to be good well. Yeah I really enjoyed it. I'm almost done and not giving it to Sabrina. Shock Mike I sip of this was terrible. This was a horrible. I didn't think I'd make it through. But it mellowed out after a little while so I don't know what happened and might have just got rid of all of our taste. Buds on the air really needed to hit it really hard before it. If found its flavor profile I agree with you with the no aftertaste which is something I like in my beers I like it to finish strong and then go away I would probably give this four if you handed this to me and told me that it was a non gluten beer. I would not know it. It tastes like a beer but I. I don't understand what happened between that first couple of sips and now but it's it's found its feet and pretty good not so bad at all beer master but did you give it four after Laura the smell you have first time like what she gave that It smells like a freshly made wallet. Very accurate. Total spot on. I love freshly made wallets. Those are my favorite types of wallets. I throw my Wallet Out Daily and just get a new one. He does and that's why I am opening. The fund may account so that we can pay our bills. I gotTA remember. Take the credit cards out. Yeah please somebody's stolen last time. I think it's a very smooth does have a distinct aftertaste. But it's not bad. No I think it's consistent the whole way. I know Chris you said that it kind of went away like the beer found its legs. I think it was like that the whole time for me. It's a very a drive roast beer. Very smooth nothing like about it now have taste wise but good flavor. I would give it a five. 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No 104: Lucille Ball

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No 104: Lucille Ball

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Oak Sipping tea really made a poke my children. I made a pokemon changed. Did I mean but I don't understand why you had a Pokemon joke there because you're trying to catch them all really that was a correlation yet. You said you were trying to Kelly ball into good. Lord what you would evolve into a pot stir bigger pots. Even possible looked like an actual pot this time when the spoons of okay speaking of jail with stick in there it's time for podcast forty two ooh. Whoa what's going on over there stirring. The Pot don't mind phones. Our phones are popping. I'm Chris. I'm hi. I'm Sabrina Pierre on the poster jail troves and I'm Laura. Hey and tonight we are going to talk about did I did. I startled you. Yes a little Lucille Baugh that some redhead but before we talk about that let's open up jails beer cooler ever run away the J. A. Breath all right. What'd you bring us tonight up here. That was on sale. Again is a dollar off. That's on sale. I brought from Shiner Texas. All Natural Ruby redbird Nice Ninety five calorie made from actual Texas Ruby red grapefruit from the Rio Grande Valley and that you're going to say they were made from real redbirds. Yes careful. I don't know how well they straightened. Everything yeah well. There's a big in my beer. It's like you're reading. My mind isn't shiner like one of the cheaper appear companies or no. Am I thinking of something different and like like your New York beer that torture a seat. I know somebody from Texas and they go on about shiner all the time. They just love the beer so the same like shiner Bock. Yeah Yeah what's Damn New York beer the camp genesee genesee. That's it. I already said it you. You never listen to me. It's like I'm not even here on. Its Agency is on tape feel like last time we recorded this show. I had to say that it was on tape. Everybody can hear it this time again. It was an insult against me now. At least we knew running it was when you read the meme wrong and I read it and you're like no. I didn't. That's what I said. I was like well. It's recorded so we'll know she's right on that one. I remember that I just had to rewind the tape in my head to remember what we were talking about. The heart wasn't edited out. No wasn't I heard it. I heard it after yeah. I kinda lot to look at over here in this seat. I'm looking at it on TV currently so that's good. That's that's really not a whole lot to look at. I can see it too. Well we use audacity. City to record with and audacity is famous for chunking up the show spin it out and throw it in the garbage and then you spent spent two hours in these chairs and you've got nothing to show for can't believe they'd have the task is you'd better named company odd acidy audacity. I would like to go to adobe but that costs four hundred seventy five dollars. We record them adobe four hundred and seventy five thousand dollars a month yeah. You can't just by the program anymore. You GotTa pay a monthly fee for it but four hundred seventy five thousand dollar pay attention to the price. That's why we need patriots. Subscribe subscribe to a her recording equipment for hundred seventy five thousand of you just to give a dollar a month. We'll be supposed to get headphones at one point yeah yeah. I just don't know where to plug them in up. We really need you know. It's the four channel over there. This is really fascinating for all the listeners. I'm sure the for channel over there. I don't know where to plug the headphones into seat. There's lots of people who know what they're doing and then there's US and had none of them are in that room this room or that with that one. I don't think we got when they're barb. Just ahead thumper. I guess play the waves on the TV so you can see when audacity crushes not just me. I'm waving to the waves the way back but now pop quiz time out your pens and your papers or notebooks us out your senator racers. Get out your Swiss army knives. Get out you colored markers. Everybody's got their stuff already. Yes while you're quick. I had it out early to get it was when I came back. This pop quizzes called. They just just announced the twenty. One thousand nine reboot of the show where the premise is lucy wants to change her gender. It's called. I Love Louis or why. Did you leave me new. Oh Wow these words terrible. What's really hard to come up with list. Lucille ball puns really the last name like ball. This is difficult yes because because you couldn't get the ball down. Draw the ball on this one guy wait a minute balls way too. He's obviously the ball was deep. Why why did you leave me. Lucille Ball five general knowledge facts on Lucille Ball in order the easiest to the hardest Tester Knowledge Score one point point for each correct answer question number one what was Lucille Ball's career before she was an actress. Hint McDonald's wasn't business at the time second hand. That first hint has nothing to ignore the first hint just a general knowledge fact so I can't put down. She was the original Hamburg you can a why don't you give the answer out sorry. I didn't realize you know I thought for sure you know the answer was going to be. She was mayor mccheese his first wife. That's that's a scandal. We don't like to talk about another fry kids question number two grimaces lover what is Lucille Ball's real last name question question number two. What is Lucille Ball's real last name. Why are you looking at me like that. out hint. I worked hard on those puns about two weeks of trying to figure out kind of Lucille ball hon seducing so ever using the ball all the word ball or the word. Desi those were too easy as he love me. Does he not question number three. I think Sabrina googling can't think Sabrina doesn't have to Google it. I don't know she's on her phone. Visually pictures of a struggling you can't google it you'll lose points and and that's why I make a bad answers question number three what tragedy befell Lucille Ball when she was four years old tragedy Lucille Jio ball four. Something bad happened in her life not that. She lost her eyebrows eyebrows. I'm looking at her penciled. Insult and question number five eight no question number four. I missed a question. No we're not doing for we're going to do five and six instead question number five your why was Lucille Ball fired from the Walgreen Soda Fountain as a a young girl. Oh wait that goes. Nope no question number. One is more of a famous career not a Soda Jerk Career Hint. There's a child's child's show. That's the name of this item that helped get her fired from the Soda Fountain. It's a terrible head. Don't go don't go scratch that hint question number seven. TV guide named Lucille Ball the greatest TV TV star of all time. How many major awards did she win. Come up with the number any number no letters. It's just a number. I did a number on your wife tra- back home. All right pencils goes down question number one. What was Lucille Ball's career before she was an actress. Laura makeup artist makeup artist jail comedian comedian what okay comic like how everybody does stand up before they get new movies having washed marvelous. Mrs May we'll know okay well. They see the women didn't do I didn't watch the show you're on my list of things it's right after game of thrones and Enough Sopranos and and then that that Jack Ryan I gotTa Watch Jack Ryan to list Sabrina Model Chesterfield the correct answer is makeup artist weird. No it's model was really pulling for you Laura. I appreciate I'm giving myself seven point. You should points on this next one. I don't care give yourself. A third of the point because models were makeup help had do her makeup question number two what is Lucille Ball's real last name jail in the sky with diamonds Eh. Let's see what she does. Er does she was Lucy Arnez. She became Lucy Arnez changed. Her name is great. It's awesome yeah so much paperwork you don't have to do. I know shouldn't have smart girl Genius Sabrina Ball in the answers ball data to throw a trick question I was they could at least for my name going with her. Name was Arnez Sabrina Huge Lucille ball fan trying to throw her for a loop for at least one question. Don't worry I'm there later on question three what tragedy befell Lucille Ball when she was four years old jail her father died Laura Laura. I was gonNA write that but I put `car accident. Sabrina Dad Dad correct answer is her dad died in a car accident. Well you know did he Dana Kirks but the dad. I'm looking at US Sabrina. I want to I don't i. I don't know I don't think cars jalopy's love Jalopy's. I could never ride a month if they would take for doc question number five was fired from Walgreens Soda Fountain as a young girl more see drink. All the Soda Not Drink all the soda all of it. All of it in one shot yep so in the customers came in there was no sign absolutely none. He drank it. All Okay in jail going with your kids show reference. I realized she had to get fired because she used to. Many blue's clues played you know but I like it. I also went with your cartoon reference and went. She had too many looney tunes no she. She kept forgetting to put bananas. In the banana splits Come down the three banana four banana split. It was a scary one they were like a HR puff and stuff style show. I don't know that they have in your movie. That just came out on Blu Ray They were a horror movie when they were on TV. I did always want one of those like ATV's at wrote around like those six-wheel ATV's. Did you ever watch banana splits now. Check it out sometime. It's creepy so that's actually like the name of the show name of the show. The show was called the manor splits. Why wouldn't put bananas in the Banana Split Them. She was drinking the soda. All all the soda all the Ice Cream and you're like choose Burping Soda And Bananas Here Potassium Level. It's been through ooh question number twelve. TV Guide name Lucille Ball the greatest star of all time. How many major awards did she win. Sabrina said thirty eighty six thirty six to two okay crack dancers in between those Laura. I had letters down as well but that thing real unit of measurement so all right well thank you for Ross for the explicit breeding Lucille Ball should be the one that gets it on every balls deep reference so I wanted to the correct. Answer is twenty six six ten sure war Ted. I feel like I just answered that. Lake Sabrina entered answer the the giant thing like how many albums how many awards did Lucille Ball to she like she was the original Susan Lucci. I mean come on always nominated. Never won all right sources for this script are Wikipedia Pedia. YouTube dot com behind the music featuring Weirdo Yankovitch biography dot com and the book ball of fire the tumultuous life and Comic Art of Lucille Ball by Stefan Kanfer Love Stefan Stefan. I knew he wrote a book yeah. He's great. Did it have have everything in it. MIDGET fire hydrants human the human squatty bodies they WANNA know it is when you have seen. It's like the human centipede of squatty. Go ahead finish squatty potty when you have tim hoettges kneeling down beside you taking one of Stefan. Yes I forget. I think it was club. Were had that for the show. We have and and a copyright strike. Let's start this kind of all the letters anybody anybody named Stefan the head of the lollipop guild would like to say he was never used as a poop stoop but now let us travel the cuss opening. We've had a wild far far back o-man. I'm not sure everyone would agree with you. Not like it. You can edit me out to the distance right now far far back in a simpler time it's now time for my favorite Lucy. It's the Game Family Series starring Lucille Ball Richard Denning Desi Arnez Vivian Vivian Vance William Frawley Gale Gordon brought to you by the Jello family of desserts the J. E. L. L. O. Jello. It comes in Cherry Purple Women Red and orange. It's Jello Yum yum yum yum yum pull. What is it horse. No we don't know that Jello yum the off now Lucille Ball as Lucille Ball. I'm doing. Ucla ball things. Let's look in the seal is in the kitchen and George is working in his study smoking his pipe and pretending to read a newspaper remember. This is nineteen fifty and the Internet does not exist. I wish this wasn't nineteen. Gene fifty and I have some Internet porn to watch. What's that dear. I'm in the kitchen and you're in the study smoking your pipe and pretending to read a newspaper paper. Nothing dear will dinner be ready. Whatever ubereats delivers it. It's nothing dear. I'm just a stereotypical housewife dinner. I'll make his dinner. Oh dear. What am I going to make dinner. Let me look in the ICEBOX. everything is frozen. The Turkey looks like Jack Nicholson in the shining. I can't even get it out of the ICEBOX. It's got icicles frozen to it. It is literally literally stuck in their everything. Okay and they're dear now. Yes everything is good. Everything's okay. Hey just on a sturdy leg. You need some help. Everything is good. UC. Are you okay. You're on the floor with a giant Turkey on your head. Wake up wake up. Are you Santa Claus. What no I'm your radio husband George George George Claus who am I. Where am I tell you I really WanNa know Roger Daltry from the WHO. What are you doing here? I said you can't explain. I'm feeling feeling good. Now can't explain all right all right. Roger boy run along now anyway back back to the task on hand. I'm George Cooper and you're Liz Cooper Lucy. That's ridiculous. Oh everything is foggy Lewis. Stay calm. Maybe I can help out. George have added dizzy or should I say ricky not it matters. Both of you are married to Lucy. Lucille and we were both Cuban band leaders that matters are you boys. He's here to help me or are you just playing planning on playing a rousing game of stare at the lady on the floor with a giant frozen Turkey on her head. Oh chicken. I'm so hungry. It's a Turkey. Does that's what I said. Cuban chicken all I see is bees. Why do I see bees. George are got it from your George. You can get back to your third billing on creature from the black lagoon buzz buzz boys. I'm about to pollinate on the floor here with his big bump on my ahead and dead Turkey by my side chicken what ever it is listen dear to clean the movies at one point I was. I'm a movie star. Since I'm a movie star. You can cook your own Cuban chicken. Well hold up Lucy. You are okay but you were. Nobody Davis Bette Davis. I think we were in school together and I believe she was jealous of my acting skills. Hold onto into your hats folks. We're in for a bumpy ride. It was you Lucille who is jealous of my acting powis. It's coming back to me now. I remember remember you. You teased me unease me just to please me you were precocious. I mostly remember you for your is. My is my bette. Davis is well. I saw you get kicked out of the John. Mary Anderson Anderson School for Dramatic Arts Manhattan in fact the instructors told you to your face that you would not be successful in entertainment and they obviously lanee talent. They loved me. I love the macgyver school acting very classy. No no no is the John Murray Anderson School of acting not the Richard Dean Anderson School of acting. That's too bad Richard mckeon actor out of a paper clip same weight. I remember how awful they were to me. They just made me even more determined to show them. I belonged besides all I learned in drama. School was how to be frightened. Explains Your career Bette Eddie Davis after acting school I was hired by Hattie Carnegie as an in house model where they ordered me to die my hair from Brown to raw no blonde and you know what I learned. Blondes really do have more fun. No had he taught me how to slough properly and a thousand dollar dress and over forty thousand dollars tabled coats as casually as rabbit later. I was a chesterfield cigarette girl and even did some on some work under the name Dian Belmont. Oh that hurts my head quaint what's going on. Who Am I. My head feels like Jello a speaking of Jello. Hello swelling. Jello get some sunshiny Lemon Jello. That's the yellow on some fruit chews full dice. Ken Fruit get the can from the back of the Pantry you know with all the dust on it but dusted off before you open it and the next throw in those Nasty Mary Chino Cherries and put the whole thing and your mom's meatloaf pin and finally finally sprinkled coconut on top for that extra off-putting texture and taste and there you have it a treat that you can bring to the family picnic that no one will touch attach. It's a treat to ignore and a place for the flights to land look for those red letters on the bucks J. E. L. L. Cello Yum off as we come back to the Cooper House deshea Georgia sitting on the couch sipping some American Royal Coffee American royal the taste and flavour that your whole family will love right down to Little Baby Tina Cuco aw aw never go back doc. Are you serious. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Lucille moves to California to Metro. Goldwyn girl is cast this asleep in Roman scandals and he told her that slaves had no eyebrow so she's shaved them off and they never grew back. Ah Own see that's my she always drawn with that. Little people cramping strengthening thing team like a bell not the team a little drying under face team. Oh ooh Brow Pencil all know what I spend my coffee no what now lives in the kitchen on the floor with the Kuban chicken re. I get that chicken after dizzy puts a Cuban chicken. Excuse me I mean Turkey back into the ICEBOX and George Helps Lucy to the macabre tan leather couch a Cobb comfort at an affordable price. Will you want to to sit one or the whole family and Fido too. We find that Lucy still doesn't have her memory back so I was a Goldwyn girl and not a golden girl. I keep telling you pussy cat. You weren't around for the show. I think she knows Ma. Listen your heart's in the right place ace but I don't know where your brain is at. This reminds me of this one time in Saint Olaf. Don't you start with me rose. No saint all of stories. Do you ladies think we've overstayed our welcome. Come with this bit declares. My mother used to always say get and get out and always leaving them wanting more. That's what proper ladies do. The problem is blanche. Inch is that you get in get naked and get out and that leaves them wanting more more visits to the doctor for the shots and the mother. That's enough enough girls. I've heard there's cheesecake in the kitchen next to the Cuban chicken. Shall we lettuce as you go. I just want to thank you for being a friend careful when you travel down that road as specially coming back again you know. I've always said if I ever threw a party loss air. Look at me concentrate. What do you mean you don't know who I am. Oh come on you married him not ringing a bell here here boys. She doesn't get the ting either Mac that off lucy. He was a famous Cuban bandleader Xavier Cougar. I'm married to save your Cougar. I can't believe it. I'm married to these Google Lucy wrong Cuban bandleader later on. I was your personnel funny. You don't look like William Holden the me. I'm busy. I miss honey we mom instead of chaos. Tony Calls I would twenty three twenty and by this point I read at the urging of MGM. We fell in Love Avenue. Look within a year you also file for divorce within that next year while I guess but we must pass and Kuba. It seems to me that Lucille move faster and she filed for divorce because he she caught you cheating on par Kuban. Hey It's coming back to me now. You Cuban son of a bitch does he. I think she thinks she caught you. She doesn't realize it worked itself without Louis C. Honey. No I love you. What if we agree to work on projects together. Stop travelling the country as a bandleader and you can stop doing so many b movies. I don't know I have a lot going for me as queen of the B. Movies I mean I even have my radio. Show called my favorite husband. No that's not it. I don't even like him that much right now but there's something about that. Cuban charm you know the network executives have been after me about turning my radio show into a new medium called television television. SOPs fancy sounds like a flash in the PAN TO ME. It would never catch on. You probably shouldn't do it all right. I'll do it. I'll go to a network exects and tell them I'm willing to turn my radio show into a TV show and does he complain. My husband sure that sounds great. Wait where does that put me out of a job down here on the horse firm. We take great care in in our animals. We feed them nothing but the finest oats. We let them run all day in the endless pastures. We take time each day to brush. Their beautiful tales. End Means Look at Young Joey. They're writing that horse into the sunset. It's a beautiful sight. You see it when you appreciate what this majestic animal has to offer the world. You see the world just a little bit different. Horses God's finance creatures. This is a Jello Commercial J. E. L. L. O. Yum yum after having traveled to the network executive offices in their new Ford mercury woody a car the size of a backyard Gazebo but had all the prestige of the finest champagnes when you want to travel with all the family and maybe also your neighbors family and possibly also your neighbors neighbors family then you WANNA woody who doesn't wanNA woody communist Munis taps who anyway it turns out the network executives. Don't believe that America would believe that. Dizzy and Lucy are a married couple. Are we are married. I know honey but clearly that's not enough for them. They don't think that America will believe you could ever land such a hot redhead is myself. Maybe they don't think America ever believe believe you can land a spicy. Kuban such as myself or maybe they don't think America will believe you're married because they're a bunch of racists bigots. An in an interracial couple has never graced television before man. Why are you still here George Exposition. That's my job George. I'm the announcer here so Lucy Desi take the show on the road and tour Vaudevillian million style and when you're on the road what's America's choice for Cigarette Philip Morris of course Philip Morris cigarettes. Cause Lung cancer is not a thought on anyone's mind anyway the show becomes becomes a hit CBS here. We are green light in your show. Lucy the way I wanna do it though right boys yes lucy. You're the boss. Yes boys I am does he is my husband in the show and I also might be a little predators scandalous boys. That's how we keep the population going. I'll just wear oversized. Close stand stand behind couches and hold bags over my stomach. No one will ever know I had sex with my husband. Okay good. We can't have the TV audience thinking you had sex with. Your husband went sure by the way how do you think you got on this planet dropped off by aliens just like every other decent person in the World Katcha Aja Sanca coffee instant coffee with a plus. It's the coffee that lets you sleep because it tastes so bad. You'll never want to drink it now. Brings you the Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez. Show I love Lucy starring Lucille Ball as Lucy Ricardo and Desi Arnez as Cuban bandleader husband Ricky Ricardo with William Frawley and Vivian Vance as their landlords Fred and at oh good ricky. How was your trip trip. WAS JUST FABULOUS LESSON. Look at you your ricky. You can't say the P. Word remember we still can't say the P. Word on TV especially in front of the live audience right honey but as you said they're alive and not dead your belly they understand how big a Bong Bong Sunny Longo dibango golden humping bounce the Kakadu blue. I get it just don't say the word say in seat or expecting instead. I was definitely expecting that night. Okay enough ricky. Tell me about your trip. While we'll see we went to Hawking's Indiana. It was crazy the time the place upside down. I'm glad it went so well. Look it's Fred. NFL Hello Lucy Hello Ricki. We just wanted to look at your three. Lund's cameras again. It's not every day that a TV show is filmed with movie picture cameras. I don't like to Brag but burgers well. I actually had a hand in the film I pushed to your three motion picture cameras to a from the show instead of the Lucy Kanada scope that they were using on the east coast. I'm so proud of him really ricky. Can I touch one if we can't say the P. Word on television. Do you think we are allowed to touch ricky's camera either in front of everybody. I Guess Not Lucy. I don't know what I was thinking sounds like you were thinking of Ricky's Cuban Sandwich. We're extra pickles listen. We're getting off track here. No I can't talk got your voice. Yeah no idea MHM Athol Fred what brings you over here we can help but noticing that you planted a new garden the other day and and and we also couldn't help but notice that you had all the rights to the show and and Fred and I were wondering if you're planning on planning any AAC plant and also also did you get all the rights to the show from CBS. That's easy no and none of Your Business Ricky. That's rude dude. It's quite simple. CBS wanted us to film in New York. We don't WANNA film in New York are served Lawler York just like doc yes honey. You were very forceful dark right right okay. That was it. We got it here no so we made a deal. CBS to film in Los Angeles and Exchange we took a cut in our salaries and got to keep all the rights to the show no we we have moved on from that deer. That's fascinating the fact that we bargain to stay in Los Angeles. No the fact that you're not planning any eggplant well. Let's put it this way. Even though there is no eggplant we would still go onto film six seasons and be the highest rated TV show when we stopped plant then we stopped talking about. There's something else I'd like to bring up. Ricky does about the audition adopt brought on my club. Bubalo already told you the nine hundred twenty s communist Vaudeville performers baas been well shoot Fred. We might as Lago home then no you thinking I rendition of by the light now seems a little unfair to kiss Lucy just because she's a communist ricky. Shouldn't we be given the chance to sing yeah ricky by the very again. They think I'm a communist now. Just wait a minute. You know that I would never willingly Castelluccio much chose or at least not so easily and secondly less communist the honor thing right about las. Here's our hair and even that not real that's right. It's a mousy Brown. Who did you get for the show aww communist Ricky just McCarty. It's time for a walking dead time jump. CBS brings as you will seal ball. Does your show and let's say I'm I'm glad you're home. What did you go to house while I was away. Oh I changed a few things rearrange. Some knickknacks change the show to sixty sixty minutes instead of thirty cut down the number of episodes and guest star and I want you to meet little ricky. Oh La oh he sounds just like me. Hello Welcome Home Ricky. You're still around well. Yes Ricky. Were not going anywhere mostly because that'll hates men in real life from Fusitu'a spinoff showed me so true. Don't worry also for a heart attack later so I'll be out of your hair here. Fred have a cigarette eat. The marsh sugar have high fatty foods. You do love me more importantly after the show ends does he and I are getting a divorce war. What did I do. It's not what you did to you did and who you did and who you did see one. That's just under Joel sure I can only give you love that lasts forever and the promise is to be near each time you call nine hundred sixty two and time for Lucy show starring new co ball and Co starring Vivian Vance eople anymore why the name Change Ethel I mean oh I just got tired of being recognized on the streets EPO so now I'm recognized on the street as artists artists formerly known as Ethel makes perfect sense. How long are we doing the show for this time. Lucy figure six more years or so with one more name change of the show go to here's Lucy L. E. Ricky and Fred. Aren't here anymore men. You got that right. Men are no good gail guarded did well. Hubba Hubba is are you could use a Co Star for here's Lucy well I can now. You're out that works for me. I was only guest starring towards the end of your Sitcom career anyway. Just make sure you come back for one last appearance on my CBS special. Lucy calls allows the president sure. What did you call the president. No no no. It's not what I call. The president's Lucy calls the President Losey calls the president. What it's something bad no vivid. Call Call Bring Bring Telephone Co.. Why didn't you say so. I thought I did it's. It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball Everybody J. E. L. O. The Big red letter thin for the Jello family. Oh the big red letter stand for the Jello family. That's jello yellow. Yum Yum yum jello pudding yum yum yum jello tapioca pudding. Yes survey by the way there's no horse in our products stops putting that rumor told that tall how the jello horses that are dead wait. How did I get back here. Where is Richard and why is this Cuban chicken back off of the ICEBOX. I thought we put that thing away. There is no Richard. It's me Gary Gary Morton. I'm your second husband and the Cuban chicken. Is there here for continuity second husband. Oh a Vei well second husband. Let's put Turkey away. I have a feeling I'm already looking at one I mean what else do you follow him with. That bump on. My head seems to be messing with my memory a bit. Did we meet my studios. Does he live productions. Were you the struggling comment that came out to see me while I was busy being the first female head of a major production studio. Maybe you with a guy that auditioned for Star Trek. What's his name William Shatner Now. I don't think that's it. I thought I was the struggling comic Mac going for the bad jokes. Maybe you were trying to be in another of my hit shows mission impossible no but that's what I thought Dayton was going to be. Let me help you out lucy. We met in New York City while you were performing on Broadway in wildcat having always worked on Monday nights. I never saw an episode of I love Lucy so I was able to avoid being starstruck and Ted pretending to not be interested and being thirteen years younger than you. I was quite a catch your thirteen years younger than me. I Love Lucy sign a prenup so no one will think I'm just a gold golddigger. I love that song. Kanye west is a genius never mind. Are we happy. We are very happy. We even last eight years longer than your first marriage to don't say his name Sometimes I can still hear that crazy laugh in my head earth not near. I heard lucy arm here. We always remain friends. Even divorce okay good. I thought it was going crazy their second it's time to rest love rest rest. I'll rest when I'm dead about that. I can on shortly after dawn on April. Twenty six nine thousand nine hundred nine ball awoke with severe back pain then lost consciousness. She died at five forty forty seven. AM At the age of seventy seven her body was cremated and the ashes were initially interred in Forest Lawn Hollywood hills cemetery in Los Angeles in two thousand and two her children Lucy Arnez and Desi Arnez junior moved her remains to the hunt family plot at Lakeview cemetery in Lakeview cemetery where clientele is just dying to get in on our friendly staff will dig a hole in your pocket. Just a great big hole for your dear departed needed loved one. We are located in Jamestown New York licensed and insured against grave robbers. Lucille's comedic genius television persona our loved the world over. That's right Sabrina Lucy. We still love you. O J. L. Excuse me now's not the appropriate time for that. Oh I see what you did there. They're Nice Patriot. Show all the bloopers. I don't know what you're talking about that win smooth when Fred had to turn uh well now. Let's do our fishbowl facts. fishbowl facts these are facts we pull out of an actual fish bowl that gives us just a tad bit more trivia knowledge on. Seal Ball all right lucy starts off all right same writers just Oppenheimer Madeline Pugh Davis and Bob Carroll Junior were used for both Lucille's radio and television show January two thousand fifteen. I'll say remains in longest running program to err continuously in the Los Angeles area almost sixty years after production ended got the long run. I think you picked the wrong those poorly because a lot of words okay thank you scared how far she signed. It is just said it. I know she nearly drowns. During the famous grape stomping seen I'm gail Gordon on July Seventeen nineteen fifty one love before her fortieth birthday boggy birth to daughter Lucille disarray our news a year and a half liter ball gave birth to her second desert Alberto Arnez. The fourth known as does your does junior. I'm GONNA do goodness Somme street near a huge part balls necessary and plans to Syrian section action in real life was scheduled for the same day that her television character gave birth. Ya The ball was originally considered by Frank Sinatra for the role of Mrs Iceland in the Cold War thriller the Venturi in candidate director producer John Frankenheimer however had worked with Angela Lansbury mother role in all fall down and insisted on having her for the part. I Love Lucy what the first I chill out of the picture and I'm Samba pass and is often regarded as one of the greatest and most influential sitcoms in history. I Love Lucy was one of the first American burke programs programs seen on British television. Try My heart back bound for the opening the it was a German. That's like you seven over there. I know nothing I the area so when we do our Hitler episode I Know My Heroes Episode Frazee the opening of I love Lucy we found an accent for padded until syndication the original company at stick figures of Lucy and ricky that were drawn by we intrusive BOB era. I don't think any of us back crawl you for the Oakland okay. Thank you play it back. The Ball was nominated for Thirteen Primetime Emmy Awards winning four times. That's closer to your to come from somewhere in nineteen sixty. She received two stars on the Hollywood walk of fame one for movies one for television she. She killed me off too early in the show. Why did you read so sad because I wanted to. Where's my money. Is that the last one all right. We're out of fishbowl facts. Let's hear what you have to say. We asked for comments on facebook and and here's what you said Eric. She grew up in a town very close to my hometown a few years ago. They replaced her so a few years ago. They replaced her so called uglies statue with a prettier one. After years of controversy I remember when I was a kid busloads of Lucy's would show up and take over the town. I was always horrified. Ha Ha what's that stupid movie like the has the Busload of Lucy's rat race and then they meet up with the bus load of disease. Did they meet up with the bustle disease they did. I think it was a deleted scene. Yeah probably yeah I don't think it made it to the but if we watch the extra features on the DVD there was supposed to be a bus full as he said they go. There is a bus full jails. Oh that was how they got like. You know he keeps getting eventually ended up on the horse. Riding into silver city. New Mexico fell off the horse. There was a scene on how the Lucy's got to where they were going and it was a full disease okay but it was deleted the movie flop. It was a great movie. We don't shrimps probably every movie I have ever loved in. My life has been like clouds from outer space and better off bed. Those are either movies but off does my movies great movie two dollars and foreshadow aid it has Howard cosell impersonator striving car. Yes which will be bringing up in near future episode. Valerie says Lucille Ball was a powerhouse. She taught me to value funny over beauty. That mattered a lot to a little girl. Matter led to a little girl me who never felt pretty but always felt goofy. It made me realize I could turn goofy into funny and that was a worthwhile thing. Valerie is kicked out of Walt Disneyworld. She felt goofy. there was still better than the year with titles on those. Christova Green says I have loads a respect for her. She was a pioneer a trailblazer and a legend but I never thought she was funny. I'm certain it's a generational national thing. Do you know Hey Krista Greens I think so I saw her faith in the window game uh-huh see if not happy with the L. Well I think Chris might be on the minority since she's had such a huge television career and considered one of the Queens of comedy for Christa would also be lake does he finally three stooges funny or like the Marx Brothers because that's very similar slapstick right. Now I have is a piece of paper. This is Krista Ukraina after we'll have to get US comment for future Lucille Ball follow up show. I'm coming coming for you. Chris so Chris explain on facebook canvas a message and let us explain and let us know your answers to Serena's questions. We would greatly appreciate it. Donna says we worked at the Brown Derby be then were so excited to be meeting her for the Grand Opening of the Disney studio park than and GM but she died before it opened total bummer my not much because if she died April twenty-sixth Nineteen eighty-nine the studios opened may first nineteen eighty-nine what what are you a Disney historian. I actually didn't tell me what day Valerie get kicked out for feeling goofy the date that would have been July third nineteen ninety three all right very good L. K. Says I love Lucy herself. Appreciating charm timing was was genius for the time she was a pioneer she was also very intelligent Asia and quite serious woman underneath as a kid people commented on how I reminded them of Lucy. I get it now. My mom was a raving beauty in our house. You see gave me something. Tina what lasts long after my looks were gone it which was he's just reading what they rhone period. I don't know man in such a blessing she got comedy her comedy and from looks fade but comedies forever loose says I am too chicken to call and leave a voicemail voicemail but a few more months ago I was binge-watching Lucy Youtube videos and came across one with her and Vivian Vance on the Dinah Shore. Show Vivian told a story about how the king of Siam. AM dropped in on them one Saturday as they were dying their hair. If you haven't watched it go check it out all right. Let's go watch it yeah. I think I actually played that for you. Yes yes yes we see my video yeah yeah it's her and so they're sitting there on her couch like they've got their hair in curlers and being died and like stuff between their toes or the pain of their toes and everything like that and the king of Siam drops in they come in and they don't recognize her they come in through the house and look around route and Lucy turns Vivians like don't say anything. Let's leave the and they come back through and they're like Miss Ball here and they're like no okay. We'll tell her job will do out because they didn't recognize her in the thing and they don't want to be talk talk to me and they really like the king of Siam. They want okay. There's really King Siam Yeah. That's not just he is radical. I just thought you sociology Britain so shall it be done. Ramsey's Moses who who is this most all right. We got a couple of phone calls. I can't wait for all Euro Brenner episode. That's the next show this first call is from Joe. So all I love Lucy on to I listen to old episodes of gravity appeared. I know you guys Youtube Channel to unsubscribe work. I'm just happy he was once. Subscribed didn't even even know we now you know I liked slow burn into I listened to episodes of gravity and makes up the phone calls Bruder okay. Oh Yeah I messed up my favorite. We do have a Youtube Channel redo yeah spreaker uploads to Youtube automatically. We don't really push it because because not a lot of people listen to podcasts on Youtube but you can listen to our show on Youtube Bruder doesn't he did he did then he unsubscribe subscribed. He just wanted to zero. That's not true Chris W Greens like a number one problem all right so that puts Lucy and the canned speaking of cans. That's where I'm going right. Now we know visit Cooler Arbor. We're making this quick way way way. Oakland right reminds what this is again. It is shiner Vassar Ruby redbird. It is right shattner ninety five calories from I'd rather you do it as Yul Brunner Shiner Texas so she drank the social all right Sabrina your first. What do you think I'm writing. How do we do the rating wonderful. It's really stupid Laura. Would you like to explore the rating. How many drink out of a six pack good job the best no because if you like beer you would drink more than one want to make sure it's Sir Same Supreme. What do you think I really liked it. I'm a fan of Grapefruit Beers anyways for me. It's a six I could easily drink six out of it. I'm not a huge ginger fan. Normally there is I know but I don't. It's like cannibalism so normally not a huge fan of ginger item list but this one does have some grapefruit ginger. I'm okay with it. I like it so six six. I'm going to be on the opposite of you because I also like grapefruit grapefruit flavored. Things and I don't taste a lot lot of grapefruit. Grapefruit is like a no grapefruit. It's like a no grapefruit ginger. No tastes like carbonated water. So why don't you like it all out there drinking a bubbly. Maybe maybe you got them confused. Chris Bubbly Krant and I had a bubbly a blackberry earlier because it's beer flavored water and that's not good. I am giving it a wind. Wow there's no. There's nothing going on with this. Drink wingman really really the only redeeming value is at a finishes clean. There's no aftertaste but because there's no initial taste is no front tasted as soon bill taste and there's no aftertaste it's Horse Jello. Laura made from jello horses. They're bad they're actually. I really do not like grapefruit whatsoever at all and you should love the spirit and form at all so I was a little nervous taking my first SIP because I don't even like shopping off our offer nominate going into this but now I'm happy. I got the spear yeah. I I cannot stand it at all but this beer on first taste. He's had no flavor much like Chris said It was pretty harmless. it has a super clean finish so I could see me totally drinking for these. He's in front of me. I could just keep drinking it because you don't. It's nothing like like signed goes yes. It's the it's a beer about nothing. Yes but yeah so like if this was the beer at the party. I was that that I could sit there and drink it no problem. I wouldn't cringe at the thought of it would if it was the beer at the party or not if I'm not at the party then I wouldn't know when the Party party don't start until I walk in to the beat drops a music talk right master. Give us your expert review. I have to agree. There is no grapefruit taste to it. There's no ginger taste to it. You just just get a little bit of citrus in there at some point and it's mainly like a kick at the end like for an aftertaste effect so overall I find it. A very medium idiom beers very drinkable. I would have to give it a three because it's a definite middle ground. You're not upset about it. It's nothing special. It's not terrible. It's not great. It's total middle ground. I go three is there and bury beer. I don't know but I've Seen Pomegranate Shopper Hoffer and it's okay but I try not to drink. The shop offers offers because there's no alcohol. It's pretty much seltzer that I might like it except for this beer which don't make you drinking your bubbly. I have have that yeah but save some for the glass when we got when we went to Germany I didn't like well. I'll quick and smooth beers. You save them to the end Ed. Hey No. We need to keep getting smooth beards. I'm feeling. Pa Am feeling an IP real. I love my. I guess baby hey baby. I'm the smooth via. What are you doing. I'm drinking my IP. Oh uh-huh oh my God this podcast forty to fifty nine highlights official beer podcast forty two you can find us John Speaker and Google logo hanging out either notes in front of you now. 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Wasn't that a lot less boring than all the other ones that you've ever heard before. That was really confused idea. Listen to the show where to find the show where to email the show. I don't even know what the phone number is to the show by the way the phone number when you call it or go to voicemail just leave of a message and you can also text that number as well if you're too chicken to call hi Lou to you uh-huh well. That's a wrap on Lucille Ball. I'm Christopher Devos. I'm Sabrina Pierre Jail Truce by catchy on the flippity flop. Stay fresh cheese bags. I love you guys. I your your fun and thank all celebrity. Voices had been impersonated quarreling. All conversations may or may not be one hundred percent accurate correct as well. We have attempted to provide you with the facts as best to our knowledge with the help of the case of fear some old man that tells stories down by the river wikipedia -pedia an old homemade youtube documentaries do not use any hosting this show to write a book report with you will get a bad grade a really really really bad grave just like all of our hosts did when they were in school music was provided directly you can find more of his at Kramer Dot com berm. This has been a podcast forty. Two production lose weight be in me. It was a podcast fix more shows like it. I ought to fix network dot and your next door neighbor and best friend Vivian Dan Band so we're Lucy found herself. The subject of a tribute on the Dinah shore show in nineteen seventy five. She was nearly moved to the two years when her old post are surprised her also wanted to tell you that you let your roots grow out. Timely reunion was the first time to seen each other in years. Following Vivians moved to the San Francisco Bay area. I thought I wasn't an old ladies home. Didn't I didn't know where you were. I knew you were out here. Once and I was away and then I didn't know what happened to you. I didn't hear for one year. One Year we talk on the phone on a lot but we haven't seen each other or doing all kinds of selling coffee mostly bad Vivian who had done a popular series of coffee commercials at the time couldn't mask the emotion of the moment. Let you always have to watch us. Cry Lil each other. We've been through a lot together to husbands divorces. She surprised her friend by bringing along an old gag gift. Lucia given her years earlier a modern contract from her days on the show. Now this is material that Lucille Roach and I'm going to read it. I love it. I love this your employment contest. This is my IRA certain a certain number of years. Lucille wrote me you this contract party. The first part must promise to never dye her hair within five shades either way of the Party of the second also known as the loveable natural redhead cartoon party the first part also agree to put on an additional five pounds every month for the next year this contracts you'll be terminated at the whim of the Party of the second one eight phone call or the host or Mr Generous option of thirty minutes notice. Lucille ball video favorite story sounded as though it could have been right out of but I love Lucy episode except for the fact that it really happened ever so often she get me over there on Saturday and she put the bleach on my hair and she puts a hand on her hair and then we sit around Gab and and we have we'd have old slacks on a couple of shirts and the sitting in her beautiful home in Beverly Hills and she had had an operation on her on your toes that's right so her feet were up on a on the coffee table and she had great hooks cotton in benzene and they were all this and I had some old dirty shorts on I get but anyway word and there was a great sound of sirens and and officers and motorcycles on your own. She's Got Hannah Bleach. Does she said something's happened at Jack. Jack Benny's movie and I can't run. I can't walk run to the door. See what's happening at Jack. Benny's because he lived next recycle ran to the door. I like like my boss told me Lucille. It's here it's here. They're all coming up the walk. They're all coming up the rock and it looks it looked so she said we'll come sit down. They'll never recognize the two of us at their White Bleejon with the Red Bradley John and these off his whole entourage walks into the house and somebody bowed low as they went by and we have to show it does sound really doesn't so nobody paid any attention to us at all so we we just thought we'd sit there and watch it all go up stairs. They went out to the guest houses. All these people and this man was dressed kind of like the king and I that was kind of odd you know we weren't gonNA say anything and finally they came through and the women were bad all dressed up in those thing in the middle of the far-right ooh really so. I said the man said thank you very much and we said who was that you know 'cause. We'd really like to know who this entourage was. Was it went by the two of us. Were sitting there and said that was the Lucille. Nobody's GonNa believe this and the man said Ed. Thanks you very much and you know what he said very much. She said well. You're very welcome said we'll drop their new Sunday. Ah Jonah Reunion was one of their last public appearances together. Two years later Vivian was diagnosed with bone cancer two years after that she lied near Death Lucy came to visit for what would be their final goodbye what she saw as she broke into tears and they hugged and everybody left them alone and just let them talk for a couple of hours and just reminisce and and and be owls that they were navy and died in August nineteen seventy-nine Lucy nearly ten years later they left behind on screen may have been intended for the TV audience at home but one gets the feeling it was the two of them had the better time news from sprint. The wait is finally over the new Samsung Galaxy note ten with a powerful. ESPN has arrived at Sprint and you can get it for fifty percent off sprintflex lease. 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No 128: Shaving

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No 128: Shaving

"You are about to embark on a show about four people who find themselves from Russ engine the back. Ball culture history joy I heard a boss Jay Al Troth. Laura Nevada's and Sabrina Pierre as they poorly impersonate celebrities drink a lot of beer and answer very hard trivia questions. You are now. To! podcasts forty two. History Land I. Don't know why you're so excited. It's like the worst theme Park Orlando has to offer seriously. It doesn't compare to the others at all like Disney, universal, Gator Land Seaworld Holy Land Fund. Spot Busch Gardens no foreshadow pun intended okay I. Get it, but it's new and shiny and we to give it a chance. If worst comes to worst, we'll just never comeback. You've said that about every theme park. We have ever visited and we always come back Chris. Why did he move to Orlando all those years ago? If you're not a theme park, person umbrella drinks. Oh, I like umbrella drinks. WHAT'S UMBRELLA? Umbrella drinks. You know those cocktails little tiny umbrella them. They don't have those in Ohio. Oh, I thought you meant. When the bartender an umbrella turns it upside down with fills it with Tequila who does that olive garden where you are family. never seen that done out on olive garden. Well, that's something. My family does Christmas so. Olive Garden has to do it as well. It's their slogan I going to breath for Christmas olive garden. Side I'm pretty sure. They had umbrella drinks in Ohio. Maybe but not with palm tree, swaying in the background. I learned to climb a palm tree when I was in kindergarten. We had to or are. We would fail gym Class I'm glad I didn't take gym class in Florida I would fail gym. Class in Buffalo is making the best wing sauce setting that had been home AC. No, because you had to make the sauce while defending your home for muggers, it involves a lot of swinging baseball bats and measuring of hot sauce. That's how I make banana pudding only minus the hot sauce. Why don't we look at the map map where we're going? We don't need maps. Back to the future reference. Yeah, I figured. If you guys can banters, so can I. Before we get started entities rides. There's a beer card over there. Yeah, let's banter over there. And do. Is. What? I WANNA banter over. there. Are We bantering and starting the beer cooler. Yes, we are but somebody. That's not how I thought it would go. Why are we paying ten dollars a bottle when you normally bring your own jail security reasons. Kinda smells like peas. What is this fear? That smells like peas. Who who? It's a beer based on your favorite rap group. Drum thugs in harmony run DMC. It's a Berliner Weiss. With Passion Fruit. Anti biscuits. Are you sure this isn't a liquid sweet tart. I have no idea I haven't tasted it yet. What was your reaction? Oh liquid, sweet tart! Taste it! How did you reaction go? How does that sound effect? Now tell me. Tell me not. Is exactly if you took a sweet tart grounded into powder and stirred it. Tastes like sour PS. WAS OUR PEAS I. Don't know about that. I don't know what's our PS are, but I think. Chris is right. It does sound like somebody took candy. Crush it up and that's north at. They just put it right in this beer I like it. Are you serious? I SIP. Sabrina is the only one. Let's see how this goes. It smells like peas. It does not some piece. Of. Where do you get your piece? I know but I'm going to that other beer card over there. I, think highlights yeah. Like P like mushy peas! Yeah, say like mushy. Peas Yeah mushy peas. Yeah, that's all I can think of now when I drank it. All I all I get is much peas. Well, stay tuned to the end of the show when we break the beer based on a six pack one being the worst six, being the best, this makes sense to everybody in the world, except for one lone, Canadian and. There is a ride over there. Looks like spaceship Earth at Epcot spaceship? Earth was made from cardboard box from Amazon. It even has the Amazon smile on it smile. Amazon doesn't deliver their boxes with a smile on it. They always gonNA frown on them frown. That doesn't make any sense. It's a smile. Why would they deliver packages with a frown on them? When that send a negative message, no. The frown is because they left their cozy home and the Amazon factory, so they are scared, and then after you patch, it becomes smile. What in muggers hot sauce are you talking about I'm yes in the delivery driver always puts the box upside down on her porch. Yeah, and then when she opens the box, she turns it the right way. Oh I see or which is. Well they how? Considering the possibility to actually. Like you took a long pause. I believe every. So I was trying to figure out why Sabrina was. Somebody the witches this time. That's my was trying to get you on my shoes like. Which? is which is. Personally like the transition to. And, then I was trying to figure out what to say to that because the next lane. Non sequitur. Well anyways, guys. There's no line for this right. Let's go on. Did you see that this right is called the universe of shaving? Maybe that's something that Kristen jail can learn a little bit about. Yeah, seriously, guys. Your chins look like Grizzly Adams. Bet How so like Grizzly Adams bet the bear that he can catch more salmon with his bare hands with his bare hands, but his unbear- bare hands so the. The BET is, he could catch more salmon with human hands. The bear could catch with his bare hands, and the loser had to shave with a blindfold on. That was a long way to just say. It looks like you shaved with a blindfold on I've been growing the spirit for five months same all right. Yeah, and a newborn baby has more hair on their Chin than the two of you combine. Combine Hashtag truth regardless. There's still no lying for this ride, probably because it's just us and for other people in this park, and I don't think those other people are under the age ninety I. Don't know that one guy looks like he could pass for eighty five. Come on, let's just go all right. This is a dark ride well at least I can take a nap if it's bad for those who? Who Don't know what a dark ride is a dark ride or ghost train is an indoor amusement ride on which guests board guided vehicles that travel through specially lit scenes that typically contain animation, sound music and special effects. This type of ride appeared as early as the nineteenth century in exhibits, such as tunnels of low the scary thing, tractions and interactive stories Sabrina. Who who are you talking to no one? And editing. wikipedia page right now. Yeah, I forgot to do it. Last night in this rock jogged my memory cell to continue the term. Light dark refers to ride through attractions with scenes that use black lights were visible. Light is prevented from entering and only show elements that are highlighted under ultraviolet spots. The size of the room is thus concealed and forced perspective, pepper's ghost and other visual track. Tricks are used to create the illusion of justice. All done, yeah, for now anyone hungry. Not Now we're getting on the rallied right. Shaving. Grizzly Adams lost bit. Please tank small children by the hand and watch your step on the moving platform. That platform is moving at the same speed as you're shaving machine vehicle, please take small children by the hand and watch her step onto the moving platform. The platform and you're shaving machine vehicle are moving at the same speed. We already did that. Grab your seats I. See those other people coming and I want the best seats by the time they shuffled here. The park will be closed I think we're okay I. want the back row J.. Sliding doors of your shaving machine will close automatically plays Cape Your arms legs head elbows big Toe Little Toe Middle Finger and buttocks and signed the moving vehicle and all times darn. No mooning party pooper during your small moving journey, your shaving machine will slowly rotate backwards, and may stop momentarily for your safety remain seated at all times, and this ride is excruciatingly slow, almost like time has stood still, and death has overtaken you when you were not paying attention, have fun. Does not sound like fun at all sounds like it won't be a problem to just step off whenever we want. Except this right has air conditioning, and we are out of the Florida Sun and air conditioning. Just hanging out in the air conditioning for fifteen minutes or so he can't be that bad it is that bad, but yellow air conditioning. No, that's unsettling I thought it was a preprogrammed voice over. It is okay we're good. Then this is the universe of shaving main brain on behalf of shaving. Welcome aboard. Did it say? which shaving? I think it was supposed to be bic. Shaving bic makes Robert. This ride a lot more interesting. BIC MAKES RAZORS RIGHT NO I did say bitch shaving did. Chaining is a sponsor of this right. I'm very familiar with this product. Because every time I have to shave. I bitch about it seriously you. Two men can walk around all Harry with your pretend beard, and you're braided armpit hair. Backyard, back hair cut and women are expected to shave everything down like we are naked mole rats I would say men are expected to shave. But mostly right now we are going to take your picture. which you can then purchase in the gift shop after the ride is over, you also find the universe of shaving t shirts, mugs, keychains plush. She dolls sippy cups, ratchet sets, cookies and bitch. Shaving sets ratchets. Now locate the monitor overhead. Do the right, but slightly to the left. Make sure your face is clearly visible. Stick Your Chin out for a better picture. Don't your teeth. Old Your shoulders back tilt your head slightly to the right and pullback. Your cheekbones tried act natural and wait. For the flash. Good. Everyone looked good. Except for Chris, we are sending Votto to the Gift Shop Pictures are twenty nine. Ninety nine and include cardboard frame. The now all systems are go. Let's now enter into the universe of shaving. Feel like we've been on this ride for an hour. Already know it's only been forty five minutes, but at least we pass the picture. Part looks like we're starting with the Caveman era. The winning probably didn't shave in those times Laura. You should have been born then. Ha, Ha, very funny I wonder if they'll cover Monday night football, probably not. You didn't know that part of the script was made up right. No I didn't I wrote a book report based on the information from the episode screwed. Well, you should know what parts were fact in which we're fiction since you wrote most of that I know I. Know I just need to get done. Wait a minute a book report for what school you're not in school. No. I'm not in school, but my mom likes to over the summer and tournament book reports to make sure my brain doesn't get lazy for the next semester. You're not going to school in the fall or Ever at the moment but I could. That's the point. No mushy mushy brain for me. Look the audio animatronic cave, men and women. In and cavewoman are often depicted entirely covered with hair, looking like a bunch of Harry, hippies, a bunch of really hairy, stinking hippies now no determination to get jobs or contribute to society in any way shape or form, but instead preferred to listen to their hippie. And drive around in their hippie cars and spend many hours. Smoking devils lettuce. However, archaeologists have come to believe that they were the first ones to. Shaving so what you're saying is that they were part of the stoned age furiously you even the cave women were under men's them. Look a certain way JAS around by while obese and living without the food network, and they can't even catch a break unlike modern times though shaving wasn't for looks it was entirely for safety. It was for safety, so they didn't start fires when they wrote over each other's dirty Cape People's nooks and crannies true no axe, body, spray or condoms not quite. That is so unsettling when the pre-programme voice does that, isn't it? It's almost like you're not the first Marquis people to pass this way. Has a point there both men and women during the Stone Age often shave their heads and faces so their opponents in battle wouldn't have the advantage of grabbing onto anything. Look, their iphone knows and also help to prevent frostbite. But how did they shave? It wasn't like there was a target too I'm glad you asked didn't have targets back then they had abs. Did Not have. I don't even know what that is so creeped. Out is just a joke, because came and said a lot at least in the cartoons. Cavemen did not say Argh. stone-age people actually communicated by Morse code, but instead of being sticks together they blew enormous stones, spherical trombones, which they pushed around like giant balls speaking of giant balls. It's one of the reasons. stone-age people were so fit. No processed food and having to rolled big rocks round communicate. How do you know that the year before his book report to answer your question about how they shamed taking a stone little in it down to a sharp angle and slide in the stone down your face. Shave now to get the smaller stuff. They use shells like tweezers. Jail I guess she bunch of shells, Christmas. It's tweets with Thanks cave. People often did not live past twenty-five years old. Obviously, they were tweeting too much. It looks like we're passing into ancient Egypt Ms Patina now. There are now passing into ancient Egypt. Now. But you already knew that because somebody spoiled it for you. She's really good at that. One Time Loki died yeah. Look at the gypsy, animatronic, their bald. Like everywhere It looks like they still have eyebrows. How can you even see that? It's so dark in here the that one over there. Is a mono brow, and it's all I can say at the moment rate. That's all I see now to go. Stop looking at the Montebourg I listen. The Egyptians did not use sharpened rocks. They figured out that it costs face. Burn really early more like face, bleeding and skin removal may let's like the Egyptians just decided to get rid of all the hair and be done with both men and women new. You want to just take over the voice work I mean I could. Go for it and Egypt. It was common for. Men To remove all their body here except Mata, Browse Poor Montemurro guy, why have extra tweezers? I'M GONNA. Throw them out of. Don't you dare? We will get kicked off this right, do it? Christopher did a good job but I'm taking over again. Whatever the shaving of all the body meant that you are clean and also conform to beauty standards set by women like Cleopatra See. Women's started it. Yeah, the narrative thing just said it was a beauty standard set by women Cleopatra Halley, because one woman did it, and some guy went nutso Gaga over it right, so she told that one friend that was having a hard time lending a guy and said hey. I did this thing try it, and so that friend tried it, and all the guys circled her like she was free barbecue at the fair, so of course she told her friends who told her friends who told her friends and the next thing you know men are demanding. Shave women with Mono- browse. That scenario was still started by a woman. You're such a pig. Thank both men and women of the time used popular tactics to remove hair like tweezers made from seashells shows again. Only my ancestors invested in the show market. It'd be stinking rich right now. They also used pumice stones, some beeswax and others sugar-based waxes, which they would then apply and rip off like we do today. According to the Encyclopedia of Hair, there is an encyclopedia of hair. Yes, I just said that. Is there an encyclopedia of Nair? No, that would be silly. No sillier than a cyclope hair or an encyclopedia share, please Stop Encyclopedia of flair. Did ask you to stop. Did I not well thought of the share one before Laura something, but she beat me to it i. don't even know what an encyclopedia player would contain. Flair Lake from office space when. I didn't have flair on her suspenders. Oh, that would be an interesting encyclopedia sounds like a book thing. They may books of that, and sometimes I get pictures on my facebook messenger from strange Ben I. Don't know but I. didn't know someone made a whole book. I mean I didn't even ask for one pitcher, and now I might get a whole book in them way. What what? What do you think I said de Que Books Sabrina? It's a publisher that does all those behind the scenes, books and stuff. I don't WanNa, know what goes on behind the scenes I. Get enough of those pictures in the front of the scenes already at Gordon to the encyclopedia of hair, scientists found copper razors dating back to three thousand BC. The tools were among the ruins and. And mashed potatoes well, some evidence of women in Turkey were found to use homemade pace to remove much of their body hair. But that's not what pasties four paste, not pasties. What would you do if they hadn't invented gutters? What exactly does that mean? Your mind would have no place to lip fern. It's not nice. That's what the narrator would say. Now are shaping machines or passing into the time of the Roman Empire sometimes, I roam roam where you want to Rome of Brown the world this similar to Egypt and Mesopotamia. Except only the women are shaved ill notice this look similar to Egypt and Mesopotamia, except only the women are shaved. Wealthy woman removed all their body hair with such tools as pumice stones razors. Razors made from Flint scary looking tweezers called the sellers and the lottery creams. Let me guess men. We're free to wear their body hair. However, they liked and walk around like gross big. You gotTA sister, but wait until you hear about how they get rid of pubic hair cubes. Have you look to your left? In the case are different types of all cells. You would catch lobsters with or perhaps turn sausage on the grill plink. No one can see that Sabrina. Was Seen as uncivilized to people in the Roman. Empire and Greece with young women being subjected to the Selah, the second pubic hair appeared. What did they have pubic hair spotters? Was that a job? That was not job. Pubic hair I see what to. Funny that torture device thing look hurt. Does explain why so many paintings and sculptures of women during this time we're sands pews about the a little bit of a break as we pass Queen Elizabeth First. She rolled from fifteen, Fifty, eight to sixteen, zero three. What did she do? INVINCI- less painful torture device seems like she invented crepe paper shade neckbraces. That's not a neck brace. It's a fan of ward off. Foul smells infections. Isn't that infectious? There's a lot of poop around. I don't want to know how you look a pedia editor. Remember Wait Elizabeth I. Agree that the hair on your head should be groomed. meaning eyebrows had to be shaped, and mustaches should be removed. Why torture device for the Hey, ninety ninety actually nothing leg pubic care was free rein. Do whatever you want. There is also a trend. move the hair from the top of your forehead. Why I was getting to that. It'd make your face appear longer and you want to go. Along phase. Just think of something sad instead. I'm not a Horse Chris. We're over. Somewhere to said to rub walnut, oil and cat poo on it to provide hair growth on their forehead of their daughters Cat Poo ole. Thinking about the marketing nightmare ain't rubbing cap, who nowhere I will keep my short face all day. Every day kept poo of. Makes your face longer, and there's a good treat for your dog to maybe not at such a marketing nightmare. After all it's next extra is new to me. I have actually never seen it. Before appears to contain a giant fish bowl. That is one giant fishbowl fact bowl. We'll take over for a moment. Facts. fishbowl fact, number one. The average American male begins to shave between the ages of fourteen to sixteen years of age I started when I was thirty two. He's now sixty two. fishbowl fact, number two shaving does not cause your hair to grow back thicker. This common method exists because of the natural taper end of your facial hair. New in short strands tend to stick straight up from the follicles looking thicker than the hair they replace. was that to fishbowl facts because that's usually about how long date during fishbowl facts? fishbowl fact, number three while shaving a person removes much about as much skin as hair. That's why for goodness. FISHBOWL fax number for most people improperly store there razor blade by leaving their razor in the shower. Damp environment causes of laid to rest faster becomes vulnerable to more bacteria Fishbowl, fact, number, five most shaving problems are caused by the razor. Most issues aren't a direct result of the tool, but the way it's used east problems can be solved with a better technique fishbowl fact number six Ken fee is the length of the longest moustache on record grown by Burger pellets of Sweden. fishbowl facts number seven here grows faster during the day than at night. Fish bowl fact, number eight shaving cream didn't always come an aerosol cans. The method wasn't even introduced until nineteen fifty. That was new and kind of weird. Let's proceed into the seventeen th and eighteen hundreds book at the giant statue of a straight razor. It's all in gold I bet I can steal that and get some Nice coin for it. Who's going to buy a giant golden straight razor? Everyone knows giants became extinct in two thousand eleven. Wait a minute. Giants were until two thousand eleven Yeah, they lived in New York. Were they the New York giants? Not The football team silly. You can be so dim, sometimes the giants lived in Brooklyn. Heights, neither fruit streets fruit streets. Yeah, they owned a bakery made the best bread in New York. You'd pay with alcohol. How do you not know this pay with Alcohol Young? It was called free ride for rum city that again, but faster free ride around free. Ri- Rum. What do you smell the blood of an Englishman? Question you guys done for now in the seventeen hundreds, the first real straight razor was created by Jean Jacques Perret at is represented by the goal. Straight Razor you see before you. It was originally designed for men of course, but women used it as well I'm sure after the men dull that down the blade with their heart, beard and butts double wait are. We supposed to shave our butts. Miss Time in history. There wasn't one single beauty standard dictating how women groom their own body hair. It's. It's about time I'm going back to the seventeen hundreds and breeding way armpit hair do that now. We know I noticed you use -til, orange, blue and white beads gotta represent my team the dolphins, then when the eighteen hundreds rolled around, and even safer razor was created by King Camp. Gillette all hail. The king actually wasn't a cake. It was just his name while I'm changing my name to Queen Laura and I'm changing my name to crew. Modique already taken and I'm changing my name to Kubo. Now, it's been taken twice. I'll be cool, D. and UB Kumo dumb, but I don't WanNa. Be, cool. Kumo dumb you'll be cool moaned up obviously. Way. DUMB UB Kumo dumb and I'll be cooman more detail. Cool W. Line down. Kumo dumb. You be cool, dumb and I'll be Kumo de once again, already taken twice except for Kumo dumb, of course, which is Kumo dis much less intelligent cousin. Who's GONNA trick me? Is Tricky to Rocco Ram to record them. That's right on time. It's tricky longer. I know. I didn't know how to Work Wild Wild West into the conversation. By the way eight interrupt. No, please interrupt. Racer was still marketed for men. Women would not get a dedicated razor for many more decades. Never mind sale and Sabrina keep going on about eighties, rappers no. I'm sorry, I mean no. We're coming into the nineteen hundreds room at the first safety razor especially specifically. Specifically for linen sparked. A movement I've got a movement. How much longer is this ride? That child cover corn Doug is starting to affect me i. told you. That was a bad idea, but. Guy Fieri dark you saw in might have had real donkey in it. No, that one was twelve dollars. The one I got was only eight and nine thousand nine Hundred Fifteen Gillette created. The lady that day for ladies? Well, it's about time that razor. They also launched the first grade anti under our air campaign. Good men don't realize that they need to shave their pits to this campaign focused on women to use the razor on their armpit hair. Of course in the ads, women were doubt urged to remove objectionable hair Chris. Shave, your pet I do jail. Shave everything. Ads are geared for women like I said. Move Hair from their own bodies. Mostly, they're underarms. There's I got attention because sleeveless dresses were all the rage in the nineteen twenties sleeveless shirt. Throw the raid in polk. County Florida and no guys. Shaving those reponsible locks is probably one of the first trends of fashion, targeting women, and how they should have shaved what the bigfoot community felt right? Imagine the size of those weed eater blades. To the expectation for women, West Shave their legs to look. We just under the World War Two room, and there are women shaving their legs and fighter planes. I don't think that is accurate. What about the woman shaving their legs decide of tanks? They let us look inside a tank. Though that's cool, I don't think women shave their legs and hangs was even possible. According to these models tanks apparently had showers in them. Pretty sure tasted showers in them Sushi bars, maybe but definitely not showers as the fashion of the forties and fifties targeted skirts for women. More and more encouraged for them to shave their legs extra is really interesting. Is that patios furniture? Firefighters wearing skirts during the war as much as like other goods and services. There was a shortage of nylon. Women were tragically affected because they couldn't wear stockings every day more like freed, do you Mr Reid Narrator WanNa wear stockings every day. Well, I don't have legs so so lovey, Gus since woman had to go bare-legged and be deemed socially acceptable. Women had to shave their legs. Yes, until then the only woman who shave their legs, her dancers, who legs people were obviously paint a lot of attention to pretty sure they weren't paying attention to their legs. He really is shh. We're answering. The nineteen fifties room. Wa- those skirts got high I. Didn't think that happened until Walmart's got big. Right thing more leg than ever which means more shaving? Via Browse. Thanks to Hollywood. Let me guess men didn't have to shave anything. Only got scores. The next room is just a giant Bikini bottom. Yes, this is the area shaven that women need to be concerned with their. Hey, who's or who was or Bikini area? The Kinney was invented in Nineteen, forty six, probably by an Yes, by French designer Louis Railyard. How do you know that? Wants took a course in college on French bathing suit designers the thing. Oh, it's a thing. My favorite was the French brand Kiwi Saint Tropez because not only do they cater to the whole family, but also placed a special emphasis on material, selection and craftsmanship. Wow, I'm impressed. Also they have a lot of topless beaches and France. That's why the first part of the course. The tops was the easiest. The second half focused on the bottoms that was ninety percent of the grade. I can see why Chris Friends because the Bikini. This set the stage for women and start trimming up in the south, but in the sixties and seventies encouraged women to like plant a jungle. Plant the short and curly's Kerpen. Garden, it's true, but the eighties and nineties encouraged hit to be trimmed or shaved completely that why this next room has a back to the future memorabilia in it arcade machines, David, Hasselhoff and porn. Yes, exactly during this time images and video of Lyndon Shaved Mons pubis was the trend and Brazilian wax hit the mainstream while the next room has an audio animatronic getting Brazilian wax. And it seemed a little graphic. This is a recreation of the first along offering a complete wax sometime around nineteen eighty seven. I think that's supposed to be Gwyneth paltrow on the table. Figures by the way do not buy her candles. Also all of this is very sexist, not quite. What do you mean not quite? because. Women were not being told ashamed. Unlike the ancient Roman Times it was just suggested they should and everything they saw or read. It was directly sexist through peer pressure and cultural status run by the media. Exactly why like this next room? It's Miley cyrus naked, the full Bush long glitter bombed armpit hair and Cutini yes. Sir I? Guess who got a visual. She likes tiny gets yes, after century, being told what to do with their hair by men, the modern woman is deciding on their own men no longer have the power to dictate it. It's about time Oh. Don't try to play like you're ever in light and I am a little ice actually I don't care. I don't have that. Many strong thoughts on it. Either I do and smooth everywhere. My kids have nicknamed me slipping slide today. Both men and women shave or not shave various parts of their body. There are even special you devices targeting men to shave their Turkey neck and dumplings. Women often go without shaving their armpits and then post a picture online. It's about time who knows what happened in next three hundred thousand years on this big ball. We call earth I exaggerated the number. Yes, well, no one knows for sure, but we'll see or do i. do know be quite a shaving adventure, a shaven adventure that we will take and make to other. That sounds vaguely familiar. Welcome back shaving travelers now bet shaving invites you to visit project, puberty and exciting world of new ideas and innovations made possible by bet shaving on ingenuity. Your vehicle doors will open automatically. Please keep your hands away from the doors and stop carefully onto the moving platform I sure hope the rest of the park isn't this weird and gross. It's not the next closest is a roller coaster called the colostomy bag. Hope we get front row first. We have to walk through this play area and gift shop. Please keep Chris away from those monitors over there those monitors over there rate. This is cool I. Just press the button and watch. Pop Quiz Get out Japan's in your papers. Your no pads, your scented markers, your unsensitive racers, the pink wines, the long pink ones. That's what she said. This pop quizzes called I. Saw Group of men were waiting for shave. It was a barbecue. or A barbecue or a friend of mine used to shave lions a cell the for it was his main income. Is Five general knowledge facts on shaving an order of the easiest to the hardest test or knowledge score one point for each correct answer. Hopefully they're all right this week. Question Number One. Are they ever. Got Fifty fifty shot. What materials were the pharaohs of Egypt razors made out of. What materials? where the Pharaohs of Egypt's razors May. Not In the script. And it wasn't a script. The razors the tweezers were in the script, but the razors. Not In the script hint. It's not the tweezers materials. Don't give me like that I didn't pay attention this entire script. They were like barbecue turning things now those tweezers. Medieval Times. Yes And I saw picture those online. They do but very scary. Question number two. How many hours is the average person estimated? Dispense shaving and their lifetime. From the moment they pick up the razor the moment there in the grade. Like. How long are they alive? From the first time they shaved know how many hours on average during their whole lifetime. By the time they pick up the razor till they're in the great. How many hours? Two periods. Of their life. How much are they shaving shaving if Shea if had if you started shaving and then stopped, he completed this number of hours, but with those numbers hours be Z., Z.. Top Band is excluded. Said for Prank Beardie. Yes, the guy who has beard in his name the without a beard. I think. His name maybe. He can have a beard. Question number three and what year was shaving cream introduced for women? For Women Women specific shaving cream. Shaving cream with breasts. HEO! Question Number Four. What is the medical term for razor burn? This is what doctors call racer per has a term medically. Hint. Doctor will never say this term. In. The hospital for Razor Berg. He probably should. Unless you got a good co pay. Why saying that I took you to the air last week for it. To the Oh that explains a lot. That was a kidney stone. Again. Just, keeps coming back. Refuses to find out if you passed it and question number five. What was the original reason? Fidel Castro grew his beard. He did not always have appeared. And then he had appeared for this reason. And it wasn't that he was furloughed. He was never furloughed. Cut It. All right. Pens down question number one. What materials where the Pharaohs of Egypt's razors made out of you've Egypt, you should know this. Because we talked about razors. You were with the bengals that one time I walked like gypsy. I put cover jail. Gold Sabrina. Correct answer is gold and silver. But you can have, you can get the point for gold. None of you are impressed with that question number two. How many hours is the average person estimated spend shaving and their lifetime. Sabrina engines sixty four hours. Oddly specific. Jail four twenty. You're back in the stoned age. That's right. Laura. Forty to. Forty two hours. Nine hundred hours. A lot of our equivalent win by prices. Right rule I. don't even think I've saved one hour this year it'd be. The equivalent of thirty seven and a half days and average is between fifteen seventy five. They figure that. Question number three in what year. Fifty minutes, yeah! Done. Because, you take the cartridge to, and what year was shaving cream introduced for women jail nineteen eighty-four. Sabrina. Four. Laura nineteen seventy. Jails the closest one thousand, nine, hundred, eighty six. So, that's when they added on the members, sixties and seventies was the whole free the Bush era. Yeah, so the eighties was one Brazilians came out so why? That's why I'm like. Make sense for shaving cream and it had to come in. Pink can because remember if you buy everything in pink that means the pink taxes in there because it's geared towards women. That's why it's more expensive for women to buy razors and shaving cream than it is for men, but really women could have just been using men shaving cream. That's PR-. They probably did along same thing with deodorant to. If I. DON'T WANNA smell like Chris sign eight different smelling. Seems like shaving creams pretty universal. I don't think you really. I don't smell bad. You're not an extra, so it's really a benefit. Checking. Right. Into question number four. What is the medical term for razor burn? Sabrina Burn Alicia so her ICUs. Wow. You got it right on the head. That's what she said Laura. I read. That's the medical term. Red Bumps. Jail Stubble pyro. Correct term is soon AF-. Alaska Discount Barberi. Actually all three of us had a better answer that. Question Number Five. What was the original reason? Fidel Castro grew his beard jail communism. Sabrina ingrown hairs Laura. I put to look more power. The real reason is his supply. Gillette blades was cut off. Because because of communism, because United said that the United States said goodbye Cuba sources for the script were mic dot com, and behind the music featuring camper van. Beethoven. Tobin, not even a real person real band. What did they have? they turned into cracker. Oh. They went low. Yeah I don't know any other cracker songs There's one more can't give it up. So? Let's see what you have to say about shaving which is not a whole lot. Nobody. Does it right now? On, facebook Vlado. Says I hate it I hate it. I hate it, and he said that in the form of an office me. So I? Appreciate you actually using a mean to answer. Questions have used audio form. Actually use meme, so you get points for that Flato Laura says. My leg shopping, not Laura at this Laura Different Laura I. just shredded my Lake Shaving. I need to just pay for waxing. Laura hasn't shaved since recording team. I do I have SAM exactly? But yet she shames Chris and I for his stubble beard. I. Do I have a beard? It's. Audio, so nobody knows if that's true or not. She doesn't have a beard. Chris. Bath, that's hot I'm feeling. Raise your burn. The TA my cheek in the bottom of my cheek, grow hair, but the middle. My cheek absolutely refuses. Stop talking about your, but griff so. I got a racing stripe. That's my racing stripe that away skins. So Laura told me the other day that was kyle suggested I grow the hair over like make. Come over now. Appearing! In Yeah Post about his Co. over over a beard comb over which is why I suggested we all Shave Chris at the end of this show to wish Laura, said his beard, and I said we just shave Chris. Then won't be pretty and Chris said No. It's an hour long. Show not a twenty four hour long show, it's taken you know how long it's taken me to grow this horrible. With your last. March fifteenth. Is still doesn't look like appeared had grown to since then. Says a mustache. You a question, but I'll shave it for later. Lizzie says I used to shave everywhere, but then covert happen, and I thought to myself Hummus Shaving for anyway. That's why grew beard. And, then Schneider left a very detailed description of how he likes his women downstairs so I didn't repeat that you can read that on your. Like, you're in the wrong group Schneider. Joined Porn Group. On twitter turn of phrases, which is having their last show and then ever. Says I do armpits every show, every shower and legs I want to I tend to do legs at least a couple times a week in the summer, maybe more winter. More like a few times a month I shaved for my own comfort, so I liked the way. It makes me feel, but it's not my favorite activity. He'll be jealous, my braided armpits. I. I'm put hair to me. Is is probably the one thing I think no matter what should be groomed always. Yeah, you press it out. I don't know what it is like. I can look. Like for women, L. Take for women because they're the ones who are mostly kind of print Turks shamed into shaving, but I can see a woman with Larry Harry legs, and it doesn't bother me, but I don't know Harry Armpits. Just kind of give me the HE BDB's I. Don't know why at yeah, that's my take on. I. To Shave in the middle of the show because he didn't realize how much Laura hated armpit hair. And he's wearing a sleeveless shirt and CIS how he lives in Polk County. And he's got the Bob Marley. Braids, Goin'. My armpits aren't shaved I. Just wear shirts that have. Breda nobody knows that anything you shaved. You're like Strawberry Blonde. Nobody seeing anything. You're markle's show more than your hair. I mean you not wrong, but Armpits. That's fine, but. I'm pretty sure. Daniel shaves his armpits more than I shave. Your husband shaves everything except for that one little bullseye spot. Yes I don't like the Harry Armpits so I shaved my armpits. No right right I. Don't like how it looks now. It doesn't look good I just I feel like if you're lifting up awesome, it's just like. I'm not a fan of armpit hair. It slows me down in the pool. It doesn't look good in the pool one. It's wet. It looks like a moss like this shaggy dog. She had wings. They flap on their own. Then bald men under my armpits. To pay. What it's true. For Children, All right well. We don't have any phone calls what? AM phone call. Oh this is. Here. I ONLY SHAVE Once a year on Arbor Day? And then I. let my hair grow until the next Arbor Day. Just like my ancestors. I also like to drink. Of My Enemies. For US call. Well, there's a little more insight into pruder. I'm really glad I didn't take them off and we are on the office tour. He didn't have a skull with them. That was A. A pirate only saves on. Birdie. Birdie. One is our jokes. Is that the same as like Earth Day? No Earth Day earth. Day and Arbor Day is in September, may May. So he's either getting ready to shave or has just shaved. On. Earth days when you destroy the Earth by holding concerts to save the Earth Ann Arbor days when you plan a tree. I thought it was a sailing. Holiday are Auburn days when you plant a tree. It is. Well thirtieth, so it's a few days after you to shore it by having a data. Yes, okay. That's cool, so he's actually. Like pretty fresh, clean clean then. Clean clean so fresh inflow. Klein Yes, but he's drinking my blood right now. Are you an enemy I am an enemy because you're not gravity beard, speaking of enemies. No No. Role Gutter Way Gray. Water. Way. Cool No. Let's say that you're GONNA say. Not! As an on mayor. Let's start with you Sabrina. Wait we need to revisit again. This thing is from hidden springs brewery. Hint Springs our works out of Tampa Florida. Their drone thugs in harmony I wonder if bone thugs and harmony know about this beer because they would be very upset. There's no meeting at a crossroads with this beer. Well Sabrina. What are your thoughts? it's very sweet and sour. And it's hard to get through. The whole can because it's what is. The pint. Yeah No, like I enjoyed, but I couldn't drink a lot of them like I'd be a to. Tap Out after to too yeah. Yeah, I mean I'm having a hard time getting through one. Just because of how wow soured. How we're like. I like it. I liked it. Yeah, like you get through. Like a twelve ounces of it, and you're like Oh God. There's still more to go. That's what she said. No, so I'm going to well, I'm giving it a one because of the exactly like I described it before. It's like somebody. Grounded some sweet sweet tarts and stuck in water, and it's not working. This is not working at all. I Don I think they brewed a bunch of it, and now they got to sell it knowing that this is not good i. don't know how this even relates to the ban in any way shape profanity read the label though. Delay Mulberry to six labels pretty cool, but that's about it. If you want to buy a beer, stick it on your show for people to look at. This is the beer to go with all of Hidden Springs L. Works. Labels are like this. They. Have Yes all their beers that I've seen all four that I've seen in stores had labels like this like the name? Is there front and center gives you the description right underneath tells you. The AB and the name of Hint Springs, L. Works on there. And then there's a bunch had other stuff that's on the label and you just go. What does that have to do? Pertaining to the beer like they had this one? Out I swear that there's like people on it and you just go like who is that and you're like? It's somebody like they have like people on them and like weird symbols. figured. This is stuff that release the band. and. It's got like a high biscottis on their. Bone? And pizza with an eye bone, thugs and harmony. We're all about doughnuts and a cockroach often sung about donuts. Cockroach or beetle and going cockroach. I was thinking Dung, beetle and spaceship abducting something I think there's more beetle. But don't understand what they were thinking when they made. This candy wrapper is definitely not good and I'm going with the one. Person I that I'm talking about has Neil degrasse Tyson on it, and you just go. What is he doing on a can of IP? There's nothing he has to do with it anyway. And you look at the pain is just a traditional Ip a. what's the name of it? I can't remember the name of the beer right now. But it has something to do with space. It's just to grab your attention, so you buy the beer because some people only by their alcohol. By the way the label looks Chris Chris. Laura! No she buys wine that way. That's fine wine. Lor. What's your thoughts on the beer well? I think it's it's like mushy peas. Retired. Mix together and it's gross. Like various nothing appealing to it from the smell. The flavor whatsoever. I'm so I give it a one. All right beer master so to answer Sabrina question there. I just remembered. The name of the beer is barely. Barely answers, which is really good. I like that one that one's really good from them. There's e- bt is good, but bear lasers is definitely the best. That's what got me started on this brewery and this one. If this, the my first one that I ever had from them would be enough to take me away from that brewery. Because this is just not a great beer. I think Chris's assessment of that. It's a sweet TART IN WATER IS A. Piece. I don't taste the. Only one getting mushy peas I smelt them. It's a total sweet tart beer. Yeah, and if you like sweet tarts, try the beer me personally i. don't do the sweet and Sour I'm not a big fan of sours to begin with. So this one I have to give a one, too, because it's a struggle getting through this one can, it's A. It's a one. Okay. We said one to. Yeah, go to six good six Chris and right now I'm giving it a one. It was more like I, said I'm getting trump. The reason he said I thought I'd give it a one because it's a struggle to get through. you said I'm giving it a one two. Well instead of one also, it's eighteen. Instead of one also, was there a comment in there? Yes, there was a slight pause, and if not Chris will put that in there during editing because I. Don't do commerce. But, yeah, this is not the best. It's a one. Well there you go low ratings all around, sorry. It's very disappointing, and there are other stuff I pad from has been good, really tired and sweet. You roll into. In right away, yeah I enjoyed it from the get go, but like I said like I think I would like it better if it was like a twelve ounce, yeah! I think I smell it. I I would like I think I've definitely got like. I went through the first twelve ounce fairly quick. I can't believe you let it. Sit there like that would give me minded drink. I'd like to better fit was a one ounce. 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Bonus Ep: David Harbour Vs A Lot Of Chinese Food

Podcast 42

1:34:41 hr | 11 months ago

Bonus Ep: David Harbour Vs A Lot Of Chinese Food

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I'm Ryan could be our best intro. We've had in a while if we actually recorded it. Because I wasn't here last week. That was that intro was great. Well why don't we open up the Beer Cooler Jay do ooh Oh we do. We have beer. We do have many different types of beer if you could open up the bubbly cooler as well I don't here. What flavor? Well there's only two in there. They're all perfect except for Cherry. Now that's all I put in there. Got Ya Cherry. Die You bastard. I put here in your bubbly cooler. Today was cherry bubbly. I hope so well right now. A two for two I know exploding screwed. Who Ooh what did you bring us tonight? I brought from a Beata brewing their hop on juicy Pale. It's an American Pale Ale that I'm GonNa Guess is done in the New England style so it should be juicy. Hazy overall goodness. What makes beer to Syria next beer? Because I feel like they're all liquid. I know this one. That's okay go ahead yes juice boom all right. Maybe two censuses audio. I'm giving him stink. Maybe jail should answer that. That's three Dr his out. Since its audio this is what I'm doing swell. I made sure you know I'm doing air. Quotes Air quotes are EH. I thought it was funny. Sage because of the texture its overall appearance. How the hop czar charlize style a newer thing? It's been catching on. You know. I don't believe you. You're not holding a clipboard. While you're telling me so therefore you must be lying. Hey didn't bring my clipboard. Thiry I will never believe you jail. Well I'm going to give the label a three and a half. I'm giving it a seven because I want to go to San Francisco business. You're also has rice. Aronie in San Francisco treat but it's made in New Orleans. New Orleans has trolley cars. T don't they also this was sponsored by who was the Vegas Vegas the Dang brothers. Thank God leave Sar. Ah Oh hey there Edward scissorhands just have some lemonade. Are you okay over there. Your taste buds change after a while. I just took a sip of the beer ear. So what's going to happen now is we're gonNA drink this extremely sure juicy. I I think it's accused choosier juicy. I like it throughout the show at the very end of the show. We're going to rate it based on a six point scale Expedient Grist one being the worst hop a hypnotist happen Laura. Didn't you run into a celebrity liberty this weekend. I told you chewing her is a success. Is it a success. Yeah you know now instead of trying to find beers yo like he just tries find beers. I'm going to hate the second. SIP wasn't as bad as the first so I did meet a celebrity Iran into a celebrity this weekend. Where at Epcot you ran into Mickey Mouse I dead? He's like the biggest elaborate tourist outfit. Oh that'd be so cool. You know they have him as a meet and greet do they really. Yeah but he only comes out now on special occasions comes out at night you that was coming up this weekend so it wasn't me now wasn't you so. We were my daughters super in the pin trading now and we went to to the Norway pavilion and we were in the back of the store by where the exit of the frozen writers Norway. Laurie you you are not the first pass this go back go back more. Shall you be the last so wrong right anyways. So my daughter's running around looking for cast members with pens to stare at democracy until they knowledge her and show her their pens. Go Up and ask to see the pins she just Kinda. She dead stares at them until they notice her. I could see that. But here's the funny part. When I took her pin trading trading one day I said to the CAST member? She's not going to say anything to you and I apologize if she's just staring at you awkwardly and the cast member said Nope that's how they all do it actually. I sent it to her facebook but there is a meme and it's it's I WANNA say this office people i. I don't know 'cause I never watched the office. But it's the guy standing in the front and he's he's kind of smiling but there's like the girl standing behind a mic and then in the bottom picture. He's he's looking at. How could we need to actually be live? So people can see all my faces uh-huh but anyways I'll faces. I'm still not understanding. You're telling us no I'll find it and I'll put it in the in the facebook group. How about that guys but anyways the bottom line the guys looking down at her scared now because she's looking excited at him and it's it's labeled like the cast member finishing up a sale with a guest and then like the other prisons labeled the pen trader waiting? Look at your pens. I don't I'll find it. Oh my goodness anyways because you know it really translates well for podcasts describing a picture I know well this is why some trees some happy clouds little trees. You know guys. I'm trying a hand in China. Harry doing a good job but just a quick side note to your story because we all live in Orlando. We're all seen parked people in this room but maybe somebody doesn't understand understand. What pin trading is so at Disney? You can buy little pins that you know you stick on your twenty dollars each label that bad. They're not that bad yet. Like four four for twenty seven. I don't do that stuff with the backs. And then you can take a pen that you have bought and go to locations throughout the theme park and trade your pin for another pen and this is a big big thing. More in California at Disneyland and Disneyworld but Park Stewart and that's where our daughter kind of picked up when we did do our trip to Disneyland. She decided she was in the penetrating which is cool. It's fun anyway. So we're in the back and at this hour later and and you know you guys wanted to hear it so So Disney 'cause I have to explain things because Christie's told me not everybody's familiar with the Disney terminology when you do. Air quotes air quotes scripts anyways so at Disney celebrities typically have a cast member with them like Evita. VIP Tour Guide that walks with the. Here's what I don't understand about the VIP tour guide. They stick out yeah they they should distress close. Yeah they should go undercover ever. Because if you see if you know if you see a VIP tour guide you know there's GonNa be celebrity there all right. Yeah somebody with a lot of money can cook it. Yeah a lot of money can get him. But there's a good chance. There's going to be a celebrity so with that being said I saw the VIP tour guide walking towards the exit of the frozen ride. So now I know they're you're walking somebody through the back so it's gotta be somebody famous so I'm staring now at this lady walking behind the tour guide and I have no clue who she is and I almost thrown into this guy and I look at the guy that I almost run into and I'm staring at him and we smile at each other and I immediately run over to my daughter who is a huge stranger and your things fan and I look at her and I said offline. That's David Harbour who know to edge Jocelyn says. Now it's not that she's skinny to be David Harbour. Now Mind you. I almost ran into him so we were like I contact them if I wanted to but then I was afraid I guess I got to get him on. Rides know from looking people. Yes because then you would have been mine. I claim them right. I four guys carry with them for each celebrity. That goes out to the park and it's picture largest watch out. I I have a reputation. I'm flicking people anyways seriously. It's just not good. The Grapefruit Koby Beers Jocelyn doesn't believe me this whole time so we leave the area and mine's going on right now so we we stop and we get some food booths. They have set up for the food and Wine Festival. And we're sitting there eating at an. We're still discussing David. Harbor in how Jocelyn doesn't believe me and I'm I'm watching the exit of the ride but we're we're far enough distance away to not be able to lick the I couldn't like she's still doesn't believe me doesn't believe me. I see him walking out and I was like all right. Well there he is so we go walking over to where he has stopped and he's now standing she realizes that. Oh my God added. Is David Harbour and she starts totally spastic fan girl and I was like no one. You're going to have to calm down now while she's Fan. girling rolling the VIP Tour Guide is laughing at us so he already knows we know who he is. And I'm a gasoline. You've gotta calm down like just calm down down so we go inching over and I lean over to him and I was like my daughter wants to say hi. He leans over shakes her hand. He's like hi Nice to meet you. He goes back to his business super typical that he shook her hand and all that but it did still kind of get that you know. Leave me alone celebrity vibe which I get because. I don't think I would ever be celebrity for that reason alone. I'd want to be able to go out uptight. Not People Not Chase after me but at the same time I mean it was cool. He shook her hand and said hi but yeah it was like all right. Now Go away I think is funny honey is that she called me while they were talking to David. Hart Chris is on the phone. While we're talking to David Harbour and Laura is also Fan Gurley. I let a little bit like wow. That was out of the story. Yeah but here's the funny thing. Is that in our jobs and our main jobs. We meet celebrities and in her side job. She meets celebrities and I have never heard her act like a thirteen year old. The Concert Patrick. So just for the record celebrity. You've met the rock. You've met Kevin Height Pam from true blood net Jay From Silent Bob. I mean there's a ton of celebrities ladies we've met amongst all of us and why did you lucid. I think in that moment because when I'm working I always have that professional. I'm not going going to address that. You're a celebrity especially in my main job. which when I met Pam you? You weren't with me when I met. No I was manning a booth now you aren't you weren't even convention. Oh I wasn't even invited to wasn't true told you're not coming to the convention. You're staying home. I remember that convention. Yeah I wasn't invited to that living neither but I remember it. Everybody was invited but me I was. I was incredibly professional with her and Li like after leaving the booze I it was like why did I just totally main job like my personality. Like I didn't really super acknowledge it was when she was and it was like I was in that moment adept cut that day I was like Oh my goodness I can actually let this person know. I know who they are like. I was more excited for one spotting him because the chances are the number of times we go to theme parks we probably pass celebrities and don't even know it but the fact that I bought at him made me super beyond excited. Yeah and then the fact that it was right because Jocelyn wanted to deny me the whole time that I was not right so at the end of it. She wasn't fan girly. She was just excited that she was right and rub into her teenage daughters Alice here. Here's what I hear on the phone. His his David that was Jocelyn. That was you know wasn't listen. Chris your track record of being able to tell people apart is not the best us over the phone. Yeah that's true hyperventilating genderless person one time heck well now you're never going to live that down so anyways it was very exciting. It was very exciting that dust is able to shake his hand in Joslin. It's David Harper was just on Saturday night live and in his monologue. He said he did put on weight to play hopper right and he did look thinner on Saturday night live. Yes did on stranger things right. That's because he's in a Russian pray he's well or he's in the upside hours. Doubt emaciated right either way. He's not eating very very well. Nope I'm laying money. That he is not in the Russian prison now. I think he's in the upside down. I'm lane money that he is not in the upside down. Then who's in the Russian prison because because their film right now billy David Harbors in Orlando. I'm actually they. Don't start filming the main parts until Mary. Twenty Russian prison. They they took his body resurrected. Now see I kind of final connection to the upside down I almost agree with Jocelyn. Dr Brennan Boy Made Up. They were talk film and I just wanted to try to fool you but why would it be Dr Brennan. Because we didn't see him at all the third season and they were in or the season right but they were in the Russians. Were in the lab where he was and we have no idea where he is he dead thought he died. Yeah Yeah I don't remember Gordon. Goddamn or whatever. Yeah I'm telling you to billy I'm so going with how we thought. Yeah but you know what what they took his body Tony Science experiments things. Then why would they hormones him with the demographic. Listen I mean why bring somebody back to lights list torture them again. Just because they're rushing info you just described marriage. Wait wait a minute for those of you. That can't see lower. I'm pretty sure we may have to revive Chris because that was the look of next week's podcast cast will be drastically different guys why what's going to happen. You'll have to well to find somebody else around the board return of Nicole. Why am I out the next weeks? I presume is going to be on. Staff took one Laura one off. That is my favorite show. I watched three hours of it the other day. We got a new sponsor this week so actually have a SPA. One of us have to read. It already been recorded. So let's take a break and then and we'll come back. What would you like for breakfast? Johnny Muffins right at Cunningham Muffins. We know that muffins opens. Make the best breakfast. So why not try all back citing flavors raspberry cranberry apples thin-and pecan pumpkin nut date nut lemon. Poppy seed Muffin. Baena orange enj- Peach Strawberry Blueberry Blazin Berry Almond chocolate chocolate. Chip character goes burry. Pumpernickel fish paper clip ink paper Clip Bird. 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You what happened You're driving on the sidewalk. What happened then Yes yes and then this kid head in this? This tricycle sped by me from turned around. Flipped me off. Thought it was bobby's world. I stopped but the guy behind me didn't the sad thing is. That's not the first time I know for the other guy. So was this the beloved Matt Mustang that Gut it was it was the most thing that got it. No is it totalled now. It's fixable apparently Camaro I wish rush now. Now we've got some IMPALA CHEVY IMPALA. That's just so fancy so what happened. He just ended. They do yeah Yeah no breaks no breaks Mubarak's yeah Yeah I was driving We stopped because the cars stopped. I looked up and that's always a good thing. was not stopping nor was he slowing down. Oh my God and that's what happened to me. Yeah yeah and he hit his hard enough though. What two months ago? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ahead. But I'm not driving ever again. That we hit the car in front of him and they hit the car in front of them. So did you get a ticket for hitting the car in front of you know because the guy was not slowing down or stopping that it was quite apparent that because like part of our like tail light was like stuck to the front of his grill because he hit so hard. Didn't you Laura Guit. Didn't they tried to give you a ticket. Because Laura was in a middle like like somebody hits you in the back and then you hit the car in front of you might but in the police officer tried to give you the ticket to yeah and he never said too close close to your car and that's why you hit him. Yeah that's what they were saying. Well there was a non stop does well. Yeah yeah now. There is a fairly big gap between where that car was. And we're we ended up that I don't think there is any way that I they clearly that but like my car had absolutely no damage on it at all. Well it had a small crack what we do driving a tank. No Nissan Cube has been had a cube as well as they had because somebody pulled out in front of him while he was going down like a super busy street so like very high speed limit street and they pulled out in front of him and he hit them and the cube although was totaled from that but it also held up really well so I guess if you really WanNa nicely made car the second way to second. The car was totaled held up really well came of it like I've come to learn after my accident when I got rear ended that they like to mark cars totaled because it's easier to replace a car than it is right so the damage to fix it costs more than what the car is worth they will not be. Your car wasn't total go. I needed a new tail light and bumper. Oh yeah that's all I need it so if the damage that is if if it's GONNA cost more to fix than the car is worth they will total it out but I had to wait like they had to bring out an inspector everything. Look it over and yeah we you had an inspector come out and like ten thousand dollars worth of damage later. They're like nope we can fix it. So when you get the car back no idea you know I d like mine give it a month. Yeah might happen right before the hurricane finger quote the hurricane. That's former yeah. We're still waiting for the hurricane. That's still coming. I now eat turned back around. And she's given herself a new name. Said everybody's okay. So yeah you just have bruises appear the yeah that I just keep finding every a day and I keep going. How do I get that? Oh yeah wait wait. I know what this is from. Yeah although like I said I've found one on the back of my left calf and I was just like I don't I don't remember hitting things with loved much. It's mainly a flesh wound back in all bleed on you. I watched that this morning so good. Well I did nothing all day except except I got better but I have a question for you Laura you got me Chinese food for my birthday uh-huh because you love Chinese and it was just your birthday too happy birthday and you got a lot of Chinese food. Yes because you know I Cook Cook for an army so I had to buy food army. There were only five of us here whereas there in the sewing room. Why are my fortune cookies in the sewing in room? Are you hiding the fortune cookie. Here's the thing okay so a certain age. You don't get a fortune anymore. Okay honestly I I forgot I am getting old. 'cause three days later it just occurred to me that there was no fortune cookies right with a massive amount of Chinese. Amy You bought enough Chinese food daughter through a fortune. Cookie came here so so let me tell you okay but I want people. People understand how much Chinese food Chinese food that the Chinese man pretty much delivered it to me like. They don't even do delivery at that time. We try at a fit a good twenty people. Well yes we had five people here. We didn't we had more than five. We were supposed to have more people had to work so convention cookies do we we. We have a lot of fortune cookies. So what happened ten. Probably so why would a twenty. I don't know I didn't count them But what had happened was listen. I don't know somewhere between ten and thirty. So so what had happened was what happened was I was trying to get home and get it all together for you. So you didn't know that one. I bought a lot of Chinese food for you because I wanted to be a surprise Too I was really hoping you wouldn't figure out but I had to tell you to keep Sunday off. 'cause you get cranky if you have to stay up late and work the next day so I have to make sure you kept Sunday all case. Hold hold on to so everybody knows to get to my job. I have to get up at like three in the morning. If you ask him later it'll be too. It's super early. Eighty goes uphill and downhill where we don't have hills in Florida both ways regular office job where it wouldn't matter uh-huh Florida. It's in the rain. If I go to bed at midnight only get three hours of sleep and then I have to work at fourteen hour day anyways so he he gets very cranky so I had to be like. Hey Chris Sunday would. I don't know I went to work the next day. After prior to so anyways I started to have have to get up. You don't have to get up at two thirty in the morning like I do know I get up at four. That's still not to fifteen. Every time he goes up guys he really wakes up at seven forty five so I was on a twenty four hour street shift. I didn't even go to Abed anyways I was. I was trying really hard for to be a semi surprise for Chris. So it's not really a surprise when you have the daughter Super Super Clean the house. This House is a spotless and his immaculate as the day we bought it. What's going on talk about anything else but I clean the house? A sink isn't full of dishes. What's happening then Joscelyn's trying to get them out of the house? Because I was like well if I could get the food into the house without him. Seeing at then it'll be like kind of more of a surprise that he visits ninety ninety five pounds of Chinese noodles. I don't know how you did that without anybody seeing it so I'm coming home from from work and I'm going to stop and pick up all this food. And did you have to get a second car. Jocelyn she got it you Paul I rented could attract from one of those little pull along U hauls someplace different. I just parked in the U.. Haul it was a rental so I didn't care so I am trying to get this all together and I call him finally finally after I get the Chinese food and he's like well. We're waiting while we're on our way home and I'm like what like already is going through my mind but added becomes now. I have a time limit like like I'm I've got ten minutes to get in 'cause I'm still not even to the house yet but you don't because this is Florida traffic and even though the Wa Wa is only only what six seven miles away. Not even yeah. I think it's less than that like five miles away by three. It takes the most. It takes thirty thirty minutes to get from that wall to our house. Anyway I'm looking at the car and I have a cake and I have forty seven million pounds of Chinese food and it's just me and I need to get the oven warmed up to so they can keep the food warm. And I've got to rearrange the egg rolls because I didn't know if I could put the wrapper that they're in into the oven and like I have to do all of this Kanada. Go the bathroom rearranging. The Eagles is the hardest part. The hardest part on nude dumplings left. Yeah now those are his favorites favors any of those who are going to go hard for me. Not just take all the dumplings myself took too so I didn't even get a dumpling. Just say you guys now. I enjoyed the had to work dumpling to it was gluten free. Now you wouldn't have gotten a dumpling. I eight except for two person. I took care of the dumplings. It's like that night. We had salsa thank goodness for the back of Salsa we dance oh the the virgin cookies are in all the boxes. They put the Food Dan which are now thrown into the sewing room. So that's where the fortune cookies are. Because I had to hide them. I couldn't leave him out and rescue seeing the mountain of fortune cookies. Because then you would've known you had seventeen hundred pounds. Just would've thought you bought a mountainous fortune. You don't like where's the Chinese food that came with us. I didn't think he really likes Chinese food. Honey I just sketch fortune cookies. That's all you talk about when we go and get Chinese thought you just wanted the fortune cookies back home in Ohio. There's a store called Myers which is like Walmart. Walmart like the Super Walmart. But they had Myers before they had Super Walmart up in Ohio. Have Walmart there now and Myers us to sell boxes of fortune. Cookies you can still. Oh by boxes of fortune. I would've thought nothing of it. I would have thought you went to Myers without John that the random pile of fortune cookies from the Chinese restaurant. He wouldn't have known if you would've eaten them all and just left behind the fortunes doubled have been mean. I didn't say it was a great point out and the fortunes are just sitting in the fishbowl. Facts having birthday honey. Here's here's your voice ends. We're lucky I mean I wouldn't be mad if somebody came up and was like well. Let me rephrase that if somebody came up to me and was like. Here's your fortune. I'd be like fantastic. And then they handed me a piece of paper Blake. Screw you if it's not in the Cookie County we're GonNa like hand me a fortune like a pile of money. That'd be fine but by piles of money and fortune cookies. You can't hand a bunch of fortunes to somebody has some fortunes will cancel each other out not if you read them one by one. My grandmother got a Fortune Creek. One time and all told her was that she was an idiot. Really we did. It was like you're too dumb. I make bad decisions all the time when I was growing up in Ohio I got how many times for you to tell us where you grew up in Ohio. Fortune from this machine big. All it said was begging and I went and I played a piano on the floor that away Schroeder but none of that actually occurred in Ohio. Know it did occur at Ohio Essay Schwartz when that it used to be around Ohio even have one of those on pretty sure we did. It's a toy store right but it wasn't a Shimmy Shimmy shimmied down here in Orlando. Yeah but we're meeting Cuckoo Pug we are not a big city oh I bet clio is bigger than Orlando okay. Where Taymor tourist city Orlando has three buildings? That's pretty sure I'll know the one building everybody knows from are more Landau downtown hot even finish the magic. It's the Magic Castle. The Kingdom Castle Cinderella's castle Seoul by the I four eyesore. Do you think other people know about that. I feel like it's making. There are some good means of that around. I just figure when we share those memes that are friends and other states and countries are like. I don't understand what what's the building but they then would have to do. Is Google it now. They know what's going on with that building that building since I moved down here. They've been working on that building forever. I think getting isn't the rumor that they ran out of money. I think that was. Yeah but then I heard somebody just bought it and they were supposed to finish it but now it's still not finish rich. They're slowly working on it. We'll the weird thing is that building isn't like it's like a skyscraper but it's just an office building. It's not anywhere it was gonNA be apartments. I don't I think it's an office. It looks like an office building but it's not anywhere near the other office buildings. No it's like in a random field somewhere may hey it's you can see it from the freeway when you drive down. It is just a huge skyscraper looking office building. It looks around it and then you keep driving and like fifteen fifteen miles down. The road is actually the city of Orlando. There's nothing around this building. It's the weirdest spot to build a skyscraper. Ish type building doesn't make accents. It is called The majesty building and it's an Altamonte Springs Florida near downtown ultimately. I don't think it is literally surrounded by cows and snakes and rats mostly rats in a field in a cow pasture next to van down by the river. Are you're listening parking garage underneath of it. Here's the most recent news story on it. It starts out the ferry. I like paragraph of it a year whereafter news outlets excitedly reported the lights. Were on inside. The Majesty building knows some guy with a flashlight. This guy's name on springs known as I saw you're on I four. The owner says there's still no official opening date. I don't think it's anything. I think I know who owns it. Who Willy Wonka? I've I've heard about this before lights. Come on yeah nobody. Nobody is out but not even chocolates. glitz coming out that we know of. That's true GRAPPA Josiah Scott out of bed because of that you know that right. Man's been lying there for fifty years tale. Worry slight chance of getting free chocolate. His happy Ascott out of bed November. Joe's about he's such a Mooch. Yeah saying is San Dusky Columbus is bigger than Orlando yet. Well Sandusky Sandusky would not be bigger than Orlando oh I thought Cedar Point was like the size of Orlando well. Columbus's Columbus's like three times Landau. It's been a long time since it's been a cedar point. Bet Don't actually think there's really much in Sandusky except for Cedar Cedar Point Point and you really can't count that as a city itself Columbus largest city in Ohio where the deep went and Ohio State is. I think as in within in the city border so you get one of the largest universities also in that city well according to wikipedia emails. I did not say the largest university I said one of I trust wikipedia back when I was living in Ohio. Where where did you fear Japan? Trillo of our podcast Dow he hits picture at Sandusky and Dusky nineteen ninety-three. My friends and I stood outside the movie theater anxiously waiting to to see return to the Djeddai in high school when I was taking the act. I had to take on the Ohio state campus and they sent me to the Agriculture building. An agricultural the building was actually ten miles in a row of cornfields. That's how big the campuses I mean. That would make sense that it would be a shelter right but you wouldn't think it would be that miles then the corn while you were there. What time do you wake up for work? It was at at least nine and a half miles of not ten did you come across Dorothy and scarecrow wandering. No but I didn't take ever GonNa find the building if you build. They will come knock it down so. According to Wikipedia the two thousand eighteen eighteen estimate for people is Columbus is eight hundred ninety two thousand five hundred thirty three how about Orlando Hang on. I guess girl further down it goes by lowest to highest new so that was ranked up. Fourteen Orlando Orlando Fourteen. One of the biggest city in the United States Orlando's seventy one two hundred eighty five thousand seven hundred thirteen. It's not even the largest in the state as we've got Miami right so but yeah so it's like Columbus's like three times Orleans not a real city I love Orlando. I think it's a great city but it's not a real you can't call it. You can't not call holiday city and say it's the city beautiful guy. How dare you compare it to Pluto? Pluto used to be a planet. Philip Philip Orlando used to be a city township where village. It's three bill. Bill is beautiful full church street and a foul him like shovel on movie out. The Dr Phillips Center that Fountain was struck by lightning. You notice that certain Taylor also struck by lightning a clock tower. GotTa get back ten. Maybe we could go go back in time with the Fountain in Lake Ula. Oh Okay and you're surrounded by water. You'RE NOT GONNA be able to get the delorean across it. Yeah we had POW. I'm still waiting for my hover board those over water. Either unless you have Powell. They've gotten close with the hover boards. Really they float off the ground fluid hover board or getting Or Hover not wheels. And that's how the clone got me in the sewer. 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Whether it's being rude in my pants rich you know you only say that. I don't know why you keep having the on this show show me. Does anybody know where you can order. Space Pants yeah everywhere. Hot Topic really. I had a lady at my table the other day. This is a true story ahead. Spain's pants and I was like yes. Yes I and I was like no fans like. Yes I say space. You say space you stay pants. Why did but she just walked away? It was my table. She never came back then. That should have been my halloween costume this year fan. I guess guess fairly not all right so my favorite I read your email. This morning sooners. I and needed help clear took realize rideau along but it's always good to hear from you Just let's just listen to the doctor who episode and I'm a big doctor who fan nice job. You skipped a lot but I understand and you want to keep it an hour or so any chance on a part two also Chris. You still can't do British exits. Let me very Larry Larry. I worked hard on that British accent. I got a British Tutor Natalie Natalie all day but we also sat there the British doctor who at work. He works for somebody who is trying to help him show. Oh she was the one who told us that we were all like saying aluminium wrong. No it's a Lisa from work and she told me that I'll have to talk slow. Oh pronounce my S.'s. and my t's see that sounds Super British rate there now and I'm sitting there trying to Polish up the script and he's like can you send me some of my doctor who lines so that we can go over them so then I'm trying to text them what he's going to be saying. And in the episode Yeah No Crystal Candy British accents but I do have to say feel like he was less by eight yeah. It was less southern in southern. molest down on the by you. Yeah and moored not southern Eh. Either made a joke about it on facebook that if somebody was looking over my shoulder as I'm reading my tax pros like the biggest stick to my wife. The Tech said well if you're refusing to help me. I'm just going to send you on your way to do this on my own. You like man. What did you do to your wife just trying to sound British sure? That didn't explain anything to your. Why don't know there will well not be a part to know part to try not to do part twos? I would like yeah anymore. I don't I don't mind visiting technology. Technology like doing a technology episode on something that we've already done like how tarnished works. How the sonic screwdriver? Works stuff like that. But I don't WanNa revisit like the stories we can't do it technology episode. I think we should do with like where. It's not just dr who we blend in technology from a bunch of science fiction. Yeah Technology Yeah like lightsabres First Light Sabers like or Bluetooth cellphones. Why couldn't find podcast? Forty two the whole time. Chris was asking her to I house too far away. Alexa doesn't listen to him. I have programmed her. Well Alexa. Listen to me if I get right on top of it. It just like my wife at the end of this episode. Be a line that you can call the phone number for the and on that note. Let's go onto the next harm waiting to see if lors good elicit here. Hurry Christmas moving a little further away. Lower Watch snap today announced today. That was like two days ago. Three hours just wants an episode of snap. I I love the creepy pasta theater but it gets better with each version. Don't wait for Halloween to do another one. Sarah loves cupcakes. Sorry Sarah with with an H. Yes so it's not Sarah without released during Halloween this time. No but I don't I don't it was before because Halloween is Thursday. Stay guys yes. The timeframe so releasing this episode for Halloween Halloween. It's all about me Cedar episodes tend to appear in between writing scripts. So that's that's what we're usually reading creepy pasta theaters Peter's all that stuff for inspiration on how we should right definitely. They teach creepy pasta. Righty now in college. Yeah well that's how I learned about my four. Breakfast is the only way. I'm past college in my bathroom. I gotTA poop All right so here's here's a good one that we can answer goes you guys are based out of Orlando. So here's a question and it's not related to the show up next question. Sorry my husband and I are coming down on a limited budget in timeframe which theme park would be the best visit with the criteria being one and she is possible to most fun for cheapness three cheap cheap and four not a lot of money to spend gator lands. Yeah same thing. We'll read it more dinosaur all dinosaur World Holy Land Experience now that if you aww we'll be T- ten o'clock and a Friday you can make some money you could make somebody be mindful of what corner. Maybe a Ford seaworld. I got the answer the Florida Mall Bang for your Buck. Zoo is the EMINEM store in there. The CRAYOLA trail experience longline for starbucks on the apple store and you want to run over by tourists pulling their luggage garage. You also get yelled at by all the middle chaos slime jerry perfume you vape vape. It is now your jewelry clean. We can drink clean your jewelry have any eh. We can clean jewelry. Okay give them the Florida Mall. Seeing is not making eye contact with the middle chaos. Yes yeah it is a zig zag in there just to see if they're gonNA notice like which way I'm going to see they're going to find me Daniel. One time made the mistake of making eye contact with all wasn't mastic intentionally a mistake and don't intend to your husband wanted wanted to say we're going to sell them well and this. I got a third party. Well after he walked away he ended up with a hair. Curler take points. You said his neck mech salt a little looser free massage. You got said Daniel. That one wasn't from a middle. Thank you made eye contact with avenue. I like the conveyor belt sushi place. Yeah Oh that's expensive. I know but every time I go by go look you can sit there. I just pick up your Sushi off of the conveyor belts and then put it back on it but he touched it like some plates have four pieces others have two times. There's three and a half you never know. I took my boys there for one of birthdays. It was just me and the two boys nobody else like Sushi or cannot eat Sushi such as Laura and the plates are color coded. They're five dollars plates plates and four dollars three dollars plates and low behold the boys all pick the five dollars. I'm like you bastard. There's three dollar plates. Let's have a three dollar plate. But now I wanna I wanNA answer question truthfully. I cost ten thousand dollars four plates fifteen to work exact day I feel like seaworld would probably be the most affordable on like roller coasters. They do have some pretty else. Yeah now it's not an Orlando pay for passed in the day. They might be running your choice. I think personally Busch Garden's probably would be you better than Tampa bigger but decided in Orleans a lot more a lot. More Roller coasters at Busch Gardens. Doing Roller coasters. In which case void did that one. Yeah I think probably one of your better bets. If you're going to be in Orlando just has roller coasters. But there's also like shows with the animal Animal Exhibit. Yeah and then there's BOOT or you can do is get abused or right or rollercoaster. Don't get abused is not going to be okay. You can look at the penguins get abused or that's probably more accurate penguin exhibits really. They've got a really nice new penguin exhibit. Now it's it's quite yeah. I'm just joking. I think seaworld does a lot for conservation they need. I don't think I've ever seen the manage. He's on a whole exhibit living teeth. No there's manatees at kill manatee exhibit to give you one of those polls speedboat or speed going there but you beat yeah. That's sad manatees are endangered guys. We should not kill them. Thank you thank you for the world seaworld I would say podcast forty two. I'm putting in a request for star trek either generations or the original original and definitely not all caps. The J.J. Abrams reboot Dr James Spock. We're going to space nine. I never watched heaps baseman. Now I I WANNA do is. You're lucky you know. I think we do star trek sex. The one with the whales that was that was a movie I know what is was that one. Four four there was V. I just sit. There was an is whichever country. Okay well L.. which everyone has the whales and their watch star Trek before the Rathikant we should do the Orville? God rathikant and I will provide the cockroaches. Ricardo Montalban has ever been since naked. Gun You're all gone gloss over my request to do or Wolves Star Trek back. We're not no it's it's basically star Star. Trek never watched it. It's Funny Star Trek. It's good stuff McFarland. He just tells the same joke over and over. You know what I I turned one night and there was a chicken fighting a guy you know offend or volks. I watched it with Chris. Really good give it a chance. It is is really good. I'm not a big Seth Macfarlane Fan but oral is excellent. I'd like I'm waiting for the next season. It's actually. I'm just amazed that Brian as a dog is a captain star. Ketchup crazy. Well let's be honest. I mean Brian to small his voices solve the same stuey does not sound like Brian Eh. Peter Griffin telling. Nobody sons. What you Baca you all right question whatever it is statement? What right state is Bruder from? I don't he might be my next door neighbor. Signed concerned yes. He lives in North Dakota. The Mount Rushmore idea. You think I know of the man he just calls Zan Bruder. Where're you from Ritter? Next time you call in to tell us you hate us. Can you tell us murder. Maybe if we get this question gravity beard you'd be able to answer padded editor. That's the only podcast you listen to. Maybe be gravity. Beard might know where he's from we don't know just calls in a heads up Bruder. We're doing sesame street next weekend now. You're not listening any thoughts on sesame street. I need some help. We're doing secret. Santa and I got my dad. He likes likes to sleeping in front of the TV and sleeping in the movie theater and sleeping at PD. Hugh what should I get him. PD Q. The restaurant did didn't specify what should I get him. A new a pillow signed big. Al Let. Let's somebody who naps lot. Chris Hello One of those travel polls neck pillow. Yeah I don't nap a lot plot to if you had to get up at twelve thirty and get to work. I go to bed at eleven o'clock at night I get up at twelve thirty am head to work. Get home at like ten o'clock at night go to bed and repeat it all over seven days a week issues not eight days a week now a days a week dog how lean is coming up. What's your guys? Pick for. Best Scary movie from Felony Baloney Baloney Baloney. Maybe I like to follow below. The only has the first Day It's parole. I finished my wine and the beer. uh-huh what's your favorite scary movie catcher favorite scary move. I don't like scary movies what I don't but if you had to pick one I I wouldn't know what to pick. Don't watch any I had people in College. Make Me Watch Poltergeist K.. And the remake. I think that's the old one came out so I went to the theater. They strapped me down to a theater seat. You know I don't know there was a remake. So I'm going with original okay. We'll Spielberg did the original. But the made a remake. Oh it's not very good. It's not good. No now I think it was the original because there were like clowns Craig t Nelson's in it and Craig Cohen. Yeah the original. Yeah the original care. Yeah there is a clown on Ya. Yeah and there was like tapping on windows Van Dyke. That's a good movie. I mean yeah it has a hold up but when it came out it was really good but in all fairness I it spooked a shed. I mean because I'm a Pansy and the little flower delicate And I watched the original omen which which I was able to make fun of so therefore I didn't find as scary because it was slow enough that I could just make jokes about it. That's how I deal scary. News once more psychological I did see once upon a time when it first came out in theaters What lies beneath? I saw that in theaters a horror movie though there is You know. But it's Dan Hewitt but I if you're not huge on more. I can totally see how you would classify that until horror if you're not into horror because I'm not into I don't I've never seen saw. I've never seen gene idea like SABA. I don't think I one of them. I've never seen the ring movie thing. Okay I have a story about that movie I would say it's the Actually my pick for one of my favorites although it's very data's now clearly played even knows what a VCR is but the rings one of my top choices. And like most of Zambia movies. Good Zombie movie. I watched the hell out of that. My favorite scary movie is the ring. Everybody in here. Probably label tell me is not a scary movie. It's cabin in the woods. I love that movie though I agree such a great movie. It's a great premise. This is but that's like the horror movie. No I would call it more science-fiction see okay. Here's much without the hormone it. It it has to have it has the great. It's a horror SCI FI. It's like event horizon. It's like horizon is a science fiction movie but it's horror science fiction. Yeah so so. I'm like Sabrina and the fact that I'm not overly huge into her especially of it deals with like ghosts or demons. I'm not I'm not a fan of those. They really give me nightmares so speaking of that when me and Christopher started dating he decided that we were GonNa Watch the ring and it's great movie that's what he said. He's one of my favorite movies and me being who I am. I'm like you know what I really like the sky. I'm going to be interested in something. He he likes when she still liked me to getting married pre-marriage guys. I don't think I still sleep. And we've been together. I pretty sure any static on TV or any static noise for that matter. It really scared me. That's why you wanted me to change my name. Chris the reason I had to go by. Hi Sabrina which is really named Samaras. And she shows up at seven o'clock the about a minute before a minute after she will walk through the door at seven shows up at seven. I've already been at work at six hours. But remember ever he got up at two fifteen and go in for that shift. I twelve thirty. It was twelve thirty dollars but I've already had a full day but by the time you guys are rolling out of bed and then I told him I said well. Maybe I'll do better with movies not at home because then I'm not bringing the ghosts in the Demons House. You're still not bringing them into your house. We went and we walked in the closet. Like R Kelly. We watched the conjuring which I do have to say. I did enjoy always conjuring I would say I would say the conjuring if I had to pick like a really horror movie genre. I would probably say really like the conjuring up conjuring why none of the other by having what might be a really fun game guys. If if you give me names of horror movies and I attempt to describe what it was about just based on the name because I have no idea what any of these Tara fire like a clown. I was thinking somebody named Tara. That's on the fires. Take close to home there Jim. What's your favorite scary movie? I don't Really Watch scary movie. Whatever I'm with Scooby Doo Doo scary movies or let me think jail lies? Do you like scary movies now. Not really game. I don't I saw a chapter two three times but not really that was from scream. Oh chat once again like all I know about it is there's a clown. Yeah yes. It's a psychological. Listen all I know about it is that it's a clown and a great thing plays. It's an alien actually with the name. Georgy and he has a boat isn't an alien and the neons who in Georgia. Where's raincoat Ooh you haven't taken me to see the second part? It's it's not that they didn't change the story. Chris and I went to go see. We talked alien. That looks like a clown now. Disguises himself he disguises himself self as a poorly clown he's actually really really dressed again with a scary face. Yeah it's to lure people into the Laura the children they're the easiest president lives off. Fear gave children have more fear than adults clearly. It's never met me. They feed him. He'd be I would be of even I now. The remake of it is really good and it divide the movie it divides people on whether they like it or not but there is so much that goes on in that one hundred page book to that they made into two movies that equal like six hours like just beside the story. You're watching straight ahead in the background. Like you have to watch this movie like four four or five times as you just you pick up on. Just there's already nuances. Don't I see myself watching it. One time I don't like I'm I'm just it was. It was very well done. Being structural done see I think again I and maybe I have mellowed out over my my apprehensive nece with horror movies. I don't know Chris. Have I done better with a lot better. Yeah I didn't find the I d the no no well the original but I mean I loved him curry so that one will always in my opinion. Be So the reboot of three. I thought was very well done But I also also didn't find it scary and that that's funny because my friend who absolutely loves scary movies. We went and saw it with her and he audibly screens in the middle of the movie. You remember that Molise we saw. It was molly's yeah and like he screamed at one of the parts and I just kind of looked at her like she's crazy. I'm like but I mean I think you could probably handle it. You can handle poltergeist. I think you can handle it. I was drunk all right. I'll just get a couple of beers and yeah we watch tonight tonight because you already moving out me is one night. I don't know where you and the kids were but I was in the house by myself. This is our old house. It's two story house and in the Living Room. I had my desk set up next to the stairs. I went up the stairs as watching paranormal activity. The first one on the computer and I must have started at like five thirty or something and so none of the lights were on as I'm watching it. You know the the house is getting darker and darker and darker and watch the movie. And I don't know things are freaking me out. In the upstairs I kept hearing noises and things are going out of the corner I I was I was alone in the house. Suddenly got dark on me. UNBEKNOWNST to me as I'm watching paranormal activity a little bit freaked out for that but I'd like hormones. We're moving so they have you ever feel alone. Just turn off all your lights and watch a scary movie and you will not anymore. House was also haunted so that helped the one in Falcon Trace. Yeah there's a house and fell contrast that one. I'm pretty sure we we have we. We could probably talk for hours on all the creepy experiences he had in that house. Big Believer in ghosts. Put that house. Would things would go boom and crash in it all the time. Well that's a different different. Last House we lived in there was always marbles falling. Yes I'll as you know the sound of the spirit attached to them some like this houses the House we thought the same thing we thought. Well we're bringing this this ghost with US everywhere we go but nothing's happened here Didn't didn't we start off. This episode of this room might be on it and that was a light inscription on that was completely explained. The very first snipe at happened. There's no mystery on that one up To answer the question go in probably Halloween. The original I love that one killer-class from outer space great. Oh I think I saw that one as a kid if you want to ever see sinister think so the first one is amazing. Killer clowns is on. The Amazon is a lot of the Friday the thirteenth series. I don't care how cheesy it gets as you go along. It's still great to watch. Count killer clowns. Halloween too is the greatest a sequel ever made just because it picks up right after the first one but it's completely different but the story telling you that the witch Halloween just one of the hospital. I forgot I truthfully. I have never seen a Friday the thirteenth. Nope I have never seen a halloween. Never Never I've nightmare on ELM street. The same as Friday the thirteenth go. Okay I've never seen nightmare on ELM street. Never seen a Chucky I I've seen I saw the first child play. Never seen a scary scary movie or hormone people are going to hate me. But the only Friday the the thirteenth you need to see is the first one. Because the rest of them that Jason Jason Friday the thirteenth and Freddie's someone with the hockey mass first first one is way different than all the other ones all the other ones. That are the same cookie cutter formula. Is Jason just killing people over and over again for no rhyme or reason. The first one actually has a story ori the slash movies. That's like out in the middle of the woods. Camping thing Scott Kevin Bacon in it slashing. Release don't get like I said I I I. I have the anxiety in the issues when it comes to spirits and that's the first nightmare on ELM street. Has Johnny Depp in it. Ah I haven't that's one of my favorite series. Hellraiser is really good to just the first one. Is that the Piston pinhead I mean. I've seen pictures of these things. Yes like as a kid walking through blockbuster. I couldn't read. What a block right? Though I would like if I ended up accidentally in that horror movie I could I just close my eyes and walk. That's how I knocked over shovel movies. That's a good one retreating. It is at the line with the SAM. Fam- yeah that's he was Halloween horror nights one one year wasn't this year but that last year sukey Stackhouse's trick or treat house of one thousand corpses. I don't know what doubles reject has better. I I love Devil's rejects that. You need to watch I want thousand corpses reduced and the third one just came out to three from Hell while the House movie that Paris Hilton was in house. Elsa Wax okay. That was not good. That was a makeup Vincent Price Movie. Technically up I didn't say it was good. I was heard from supernatural. What it's called old? I saw that one house of wax. That's one way or they were. It's the houses that ran the nuclear testing area right house heels advice heels of. I think it's still by those advice device. Okay that's the worst movie the original one as original one. Yeah I think. I've only seen the remake of that remakes. good favorite genre of movies. I'm a comedy kid. I liked to watch movies to escape my life so I definitely don't want drama that I have to follow. I don't like romance movies movies. I am straight up comedy. I only watched movies that have giant sharks and shark NATO's giant alligators alligators Ronda. Rousey Mega Piranha. Maybe no did you see the movie about Hiller Tire bit off. Somebody's penis it. They hear me and it was in three d called rubber rubber area. Did you ever see condoms no tire. Oh centipede that's not really scary. Gross Gusting especially with that guy had to go. He's like finally had to go. He's like that whole seed right there. You see him just trying hold it so third once the worst one of them all its terrorists. Bad Second One's really bad to the first ones tame compared to two and three. Since Sabrina has they I have no clue what's going on. The human centipede is about the doctor who was a doctor. And he put people together S.. Tamale Komo I was GONNA say like a matchmaker. Matchmaker hundred lay like kid. Put them together on four mouth ass. He so I'll just these people and how does he know they were. They weren't where they've here he'd be a huge slasher knee so they couldn't walk in any sewed their mouths to the assholes and then he aid I think he made the intestines goes through everybody. So it's like one person now instead of threes work. How much time did he have to do this to our twenty hours movie movies worth? He was really dedicated. A second one was as a fan of the first movie who decided to do that but with more people he had like twenty people he did it to then the third movie they did a whole prison. Oh Oh yeah it's gross. They're hard to watch no. I wouldn't recommend you watching that one. No it's just gross. Why because because I felt the need to make three well the shark? NATO's that's what I was GONNA say. There's like seven of those I mean. The title is the best part. The tagline to the movie is this is medically possible. Have they medically tried. Yeah our neighbors. They've been centipede yesterday. I talked today high to me and four razor arms. Ah Anymore emails This last one. What are your thoughts on? All the Disney live action remakes. Love them hate them. Best one worst one. Tell me Jay Jay Jay we call him triple j I'm not a fan. All of them. I think it was good. I didn't WANNA like Aladdin. I liked a lot but I'm being good. I might be the best one. They've done. Yes a lot of resources versus. I don't know why we're here to the well. La Dumbo because it has that timber and feel to Burton and it just took took like the shortest animated Disney movie ever and they actually gave it some more of a story the original less than it's like less than an hour. Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's like fifty minutes lying lion king. I you know what though I didn't enjoy lion king dying really couldn't take some throat. Oh Oh was south. Broken Right yes as Puma. Yeah he didn't do it but I feel the love tonight in the date. Well I ah I didn't even also I didn't enjoy like a one point because there were like who couldn't Matata and they did the you know instead of the you know everybody knows Zapata not in front of the kids. They change that right and I mean I guess they throw it out there as a little bit of much to it but at the same time but not in front of the never mind. We don't really care like it was like it was a remain put. It wasn't a well done remake. It was a remake we didn't need yeah whereas As I felt a Ladan it it made itself enough of its own and changed the story. Line enough updated it that it was relevant. I was so worried about Smith taking over as the genie heated he. Yeah he's not all the park and that's the thing is he made it his own enough that he he paid respects to because because he came out and there's no way I can match his performance knowledge right away he's like there's only GonNa be one Robin Williams you performance. Anyway he's like my own thing you like it you don't you don't. I'm not going to try and beat Robin Williams. I'M GONNA make the genie my own. Yeah Trump I enjoyed like beauty and the beast was okay. I felt the issue. There was a watson all say it. She she's not a singer and that the best part yes. Oh Yeah I do like the yeah. I don't know if I necessarily appreciated the more realistic looking candlesticks and stuff like that. It is what it is on that but I felt Emma Watson was the weak link. There she didn't she's not a singer in the fact that they used auto tune instead of attempting to just let her sing right. I think that's a fallback for a lot of things that's easier to do than the people actually saying. They have another singer and she ellipse Inca why not. Just get somebody mobile. They tried Melania Vanilla as well But that's a great album. I I don't care. I think the main thing there was is that they they should have just hired somebody that could clean sing. Could do the part well curled justice. No it's true what they did is they blamed it on the rain not Yeah but I think Aladdin's probably have been one of my favorites. It's I I haven't seen I haven't seen Dumbo. There's jungle book as well Avenue. I didn't see Jenny for Milan. I WANNA see how they do their because apparently it's going to be more towards the story and not just. I have issues because no singing. I love the animated one so much. Yeah and I love. Have you know I love Moo and I just. I don't think there's going to be there isn't GonNa be immersed you know and it just I don't know I I don't see Zia need for any of the remakes. Honestly and some of them they're releasing directly to the Right Lady Lady getting released directly to streaming Disney in class but no theater released straight to streaming. Oh they're going to try and netflixing. Okay yeah all fairness I mean. There's a lot of netflix movies. That are really good. Fantastic job with They released El Camino the breaking bad movie in the theater as well as on Netflix. Oh really it was limited run in the theater and limited theaters like it was very. Yeah it was like a very limited release but they want like backwards. Oh really yeah I just don't I don't think we need them. I only I only saw beauty and the beast. I haven't seen any of the other. They did they for beauty and the beast they added it in more of the songs from the stage version. Yes I think they added a new one completing the one that the beasts. Yeah it's the main rib it to a degree script. That's all I think if they're going to add something to it like they did with Aladdin and enhance the the story line fantastic great then it becomes what it is I I'll be interested to see Little Mermaid Just because of all the The press has gotten because they want with African American. Little Mermaid. I know is that no never mind. I'm thinking that's the live action musical doing on. We know it remind the it's a theatrical. I know these now some. It seems like same time so it was confusing so what I don't I guess I don't know what they're doing on. ABC ABC musical. The girl who played Milana as Areo Queen Latifah is going to be Ursula and shaggy is playing Sebastian but You you know how they did like found a music. Yeah Queen Latifah was. That's the one that they had announced her. Okay Melissa McCarthy is doing it for the theater hitter for the theater release okay forward stop remaking I'm remaking come up with new. This should be your focus. Just new stuck all your movies. I can't wait for home on the range billions. Yeah Chicken Chicken All treasure planet black cauldron detective really waiting for Oliver and company rescuers down under no song of the south well. Chattels richest remained unheard Denzel. Washington is going to be uncle. Grievous aisle joking aside I was like Oh yeah I would like a really good haunted mansion movie. Yes hetty Murphy went. Well and that's the thing is I think if they would've done it more serious in approached it like they did with higher. It's MHM. It would've been a much better. It'll be interesting to see what they're doing for jungle cruise side looks like it has more of the pirates feel to it okay. I'm telling you I think this there's GonNa be a a hit. I think he's GonNa be like people are going to be like. I don't want Blah Blah Blah and it's GonNa rock the Rock. I mean who goes was to see every rock yeah skyscraper with a bit. I tell you I support every movie. The Rock is in because he's a good tipper chipper. Throw that out there. I was supporting him early on in his career. But now I think main main thing you weren't tongue tied when you talk to the Rock. Yeah you don't remember my story if he smells and and welcome the line. They didn't tell me they were seeing me as celebrity. Okay all right. This has to be a quick story because we're at an hour and a half all right so I walked over to the beer so I walk over to this table. Restaurant gives us like a little seating card emotions talked so I had to pick up my little seating card from the table while I reach over because he was at a circle table had reached over a person to get to it. I'm ingredient and I'm like hi guys my name Laura. I'm going to be taking care of you today and I'm looking around making eye contact with everybody at the table. While before I'm fully standing up I look at the at the guy sitting that I like my boobs probably sitting on. It's it's the Rock and like I'm going to be taking. What do you guys want? Drink drink drinks. That's essentially how it went down because I did not no one. I was serving the Rock and to that that was him. I was pretty much laying on top of. Don't worry that's how all her serving stories Sir to regular people to she goes oops Pal. I make almond only two celebrities. I had mm-hmm hang on even Lead singer Metallica. And Yeah Hi George Lucas. Join Pretty big. But he's really short. He looks like any walk. People I've also served Kevin Hart Migo whom could stare into. This is forever all right. He's your height literally reading the beer. Jay Yeah no no way no way what a way. Hey cool now. How do you the beer one? Three six have many drink out of his six pack. Oh good lord go I Well we all know how I feel about hops. But I'M GONNA give this one a two. Does that mean there's some left. Yes there's two more cancer her. Why are you giving it a two normally? I would give any happier zero but this one with its. It's juicy nece that's what she said. Yes I finished a lot. Better than a Lotta Orion juice Jones in it So you and her walking in a gene fans. No I'm with I like. We did up until their hold hands and I will never be the same day. RC Oh this is a big hit. All right I'll go next. I was also going to give it two one. I'm giving it a two because it did grow on me a little bit depth. I SIP was terrible man. I thought this is going to be a dud for sure. Would've August that by your reaction. It was bad it was bad. It has that you know with the hops. You're going to get that after taste which I hate. So the right. There's GonNa be a loser for for me but just the more hops less. I'm going to like it I just. I can't get over that next week all happier next week. You're just feeding US raw hops ups and you gotta like actually smell them. That's how you get everything that's how you know how good it's going to be. When you take a handful of the hops and you just you put hops of the cereal bowl poured milk over instead? Just eat this. I do that every morning. It does a body good. Sabrina Sugar Lips. What's your rating it? I'm GonNa read it a six. It's not a four. I'm driving around is a six. You know I could sit and enjoy. I wouldn't it's I feel it's a beer that you sip and you enjoy it for what it is I do enjoy the happiness of of it in the Jewishness of it Thanks Bill Cosby the flap happened. They oh no I. I enjoyed the beer I could. I could drink a six pack I mean it's not one of those that I just did did Laura's a bottle of wine Maybe it was because I started with the wine joins US better. I made No it's it. I mean it definitely has that That hoppy flavor but it's not it's not bitter. I didn't find it as bitter as you can. Find some I thought it was fairly smooth. Shut up up fear master. It's great I love it. I'm giving six jerk. I love how it's Nice Jewishness to it. There's some dryness to it as well definitely from the hop snide feel it in the after taste overall drink abilities up there it is hoppy so it does live up to its title. I love hops ops for being American Pale Ale it's really good Alec. Their whole juicy field doesn't have that extreme dryness that you would normally get to it for like all being roasted or whatever so really nice very well done easily. sit down and drink six of them. I've been nursing this for a while. 'cause I don't have any more Rami. Sabrina drank it all already called dibs on the two in the fridge. All Right Sabrina abbreviated version. Asian of where we are on facebook officials saw podcasts. Forty two page You can find us on speaker and on spotify and iheartradio which apparently is very slim player to us on their paid. We just found that one out Speaker IHEART springtime in spotify. All Peas You can find us basically anywhere that you can find a podcast. You listen to podcasts. Were there You can give us a call or text us our numbers three two one two eight five fifty five twelve so you don't like to talk to us over the phone. Don't worry it just messages. Sent a message. Because that's how that works. 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Live July 30, 2020

Podcast 42

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Live July 30, 2020

"And speaking of the things never happening again ever we are live. podcast forty two I am Christopher Devos I'm Sabrina Pierre Jail Tros aim Laura Hi. and. The best thing about going live anymore see the speaker software will crash sometime halfway through the show. So. I. Recommend if you want to listen to this live. At least catch the first thirty minutes. We average about thirty minutes and then food down and you get recorded after that. Yes there's no there's no telling but that is the thrill of doing this live without a net. Chris also doesn't catch it for for an hour. So it's okay. We really talk for an hour and a half, but we have to retrace our steps to get that last hour. Program that's audacity the. Yes the these the standard of podcasters everywhere because it's free. and. That's what you get when you have free software but speaking of free software. Let's open up the beer cooler. Cooler. Never, run away never run away. Yeah. What can we do that like as a James Hatfield like metallica one sometime yeah. remixed remix. So, what did you bring I? Brought a beer that looked neat because the can looked meet. It's from jolly pumpkin artisan, their calabasas. Blanca it's a farmhouse wit beer. It's Nice Ale brewed with Orange Peel coriander. I'll be back. I'm not gonNA smell it this time. Because last time I smelled the Beer I. All I. could taste as much. He's so and it didn't taste like. Mayhem, but it smelled like nothing to do with peace. Like. It's so bad tasted like roundup. Sweet tarts. So the label is pretty impressive. It's Kinda like an art painting. Like I. Feel like I could picks could take a picture of this and then throw it through my printer and hanging on the walls. Pretty impressed is a lady looking at a sailboat for people who cannot see it in moonlight. In the moonlight. Wearing very. Like ballgown Yeah Ballgown Pedro has her hair down so it's like it's the end of the night it's Keira Knightley watching Orlando Bloom. Salloway. Pirates of the Caribbean I was GonNa say it's very like I actually was going to say it was me staring at a ship because I need a Chris yeah, but that's not the type of boat you're going I don't care in the water you can go on a ship like that. End Up like that movie white squall with Jeff Bridges was not going to have a buffet. Could. Staff is not going to have a pool. Needs a pool and you've got an ocean I'm not swimming in the ocean. They're not there. There will be that stuff on the cruise it just won't be open know this boat is a schooner I believe not I'm not that would be a schooner. You're so nautical I'm not. I'm just guessing. That definitely is a schooner. I don't know if you can hear this, but you can tell us definitely live because this started mowing the lawn and then the dumb little dog is now barking because there's somebody outside no on its nobody mowing the lawn. Chris. Got A new outdoor Roomba. So it's taking care of the lawn for him. So he can record instead of cutting the grass I want that so bad in pricing it and staring at it every time I go to lowe's that's a real thing. Yes. Sir. That will your lawn. It looks like a room but It does. I told him. He could have it because you can't store it outside somebody will still at she. True. But the good thing about it is I can stand in my front yard or set in my front yard and watch it mow the lawn for me I am so glad. I. Wasn't drinking anything for that because I really did not. Thing. Yeah. I was just messing with Chris because he has so much trouble with the Roomba has in the house never goes where it should. Now it cleans the same spot. So like if you WANNA know the clean spot, my house on the floor is the front hallway but the only spot the room on the clean. So it's just like my husband only cleans what he wants. Yes that's it. was like, oh. Yeah. I. See this floor over here but I like this. In defense I did not put up the little magnet things just pushed the comes to these magnet things, and then you zone out your house off. So you're the. All I was like this is sucky because I have to get up halfway through and move it to a different part of the house and I didn't understand why you pick it up like a turtle and then you it off to a different bar that if I didn't have to do it if you just put the stupid magnets how Well it's like any technology I mean you should know me and technology I opened the box. I. Turn It on and then I go for it from the Spiderman ride. Yeah. Yeah, I know Chris and I really wish he would read instructions. Yeah. What Fun is that? Apparently reading is not one of the four main basics. You or having a separate conversation over I think about. The lawnmower it looks like one of our and you were having their conversation while I was still laughing at the fact that I was making. That was true. Bring up the outdoor Roomba and she showed it to me and it looks like one of the cars that you ride in. If you go to universal studios and go on, Spiderman you can write it. No, you can't write you stand on it. Oh God. Hawk like. Johnny you time point break and be like, whoa. Conserve you could now. There's a counter reeves coloring book. There's a coloring book of everything. I know. But I don't WanNa Kiana res I can put it right next to my Jason Momoa one. Nice. canneries odd my Moa. The thing about moving along. That I really need is because my allergies are so bad. and. We can't afford a long guy at the moment because you know. They're not knowing how They are mowing the neighbor's lawn I had to like cut through grass. I was going on safari just to Chris Laura's house after I parked and I was right in front of their house. And our HOA doesn't play. So I'm surprised a let it go that long. They probably got a letter every week every week I come by and their grass looks like I'm surprised we don't hear. The long guy every time. Yeah. I don't think they normally come on Thursdays and if they do, they're usually earlier than that. So usually Saturday. Yeah. That's what I thought because I ended up mowing our lawn on Saturday and I like to do it while there's this really high so that my looks really good. So you're gonNA cut your grass again on Saturday. Yeah because. You know I can get away with stuff if the neighbors have jungle going on next door I can have like the potholes in my lawn and they're not gonNA. Even look at my lawn because they've got grass all the way to their roof. They really do we just put in? Saad. Becca I loved him secretive villain and the Superman to did you have to kneel before Saad? No. My husband did so on. So we were supposed to have people come and help us on Saturday morning and Friday they delivered the sod they deliver it like Friday evening and by evening I mean like at five o'clock in. That still like in the middle of the day for me because I don't get up until like nine or ten so like five ago. Well, my kids don't get up to I. Don't start the day until my kids get off. Let's be honest. That's what you do rights. Yeah. Really bad when they become teenagers and they don't get up until like two. Yeah because then you're days like you're sitting there like it so much right now but I can't Oh Paul China on chatting things we should change your whole format to nothing but lawn talk about. So, if you're looking to get rid of those bugs out of your lawn, here's what I recommend. Yeah. Those big old GRUB worms are those they're horrible. They will like each your yard up there. Scary. Yeah, and apparently you can't eat them. Okay I. I did attempt it. I'm just thank. You can't eat but these are not them. Apparently Protein Lewis did your husband eat them? No. Thank goodness. Put gasoline out to take care of them because I know it's the perfect way to take care of aunts and. Doesn't inside a house. He puts gasoline inside the house your. House raising. Sabrina head some ants in the kitchen and instead of going out and getting like raid or some traps Daniel put gasoline throughout the entire kitchen. Layer legit like gasoline you put in your car. Yeah. Gasoline on my floor and I was probably a good six months pregnant at the time. That sounds logical I mean. That must be how they get rid of Anson Haiti. That's what he tried to claim. The backtrack all that also those are cinch cinch bugs since. We always come grub worms, which explains why you can't eat them. Then I thought it was Mr Mind from Shas am. Nobody watches them. Now one with you know not erect happens in the Comic Book, World Flynn Rider, though no everything does happen in the yeah, I thought so. I will back to the lawn you were installing. So they he delivered at like five o'clock and he was on those big pallets right palettes. And I walk outside which just interrupt real quick i. wish lawns were like that three stories high that'd be so cool. That would be actually. You Really WanNa cut that. No one's GONNA. No. But imagine the lawns are that high and you open the door and you got this little cave you walk through to get to your car that'd be awesome. Thanks snow in the wintertime in Alaska. Or Buffalo accepted grass acceptance grass. And a cinch bugs are huge those. All. Right. So back, so you got you got the pilots delivered and I walked out front because I hadn't. Heard. The knock on the door for the guys come to the pallets and like an hour and a half later I was like what the hell like, why is he not back in? Laying aside and yeah, I walk and I was like what are you doing? Just to beer. It doesn't go with bubbly apparently. and so cinnamon put together. That's called coriander. which coriander is actually just an offshoot of Cilantro actually an offshoot of a cinch bug. Under the seeds of Sondra. So why learn that one baking and I didn't have some laundry so I walk out and he started like. The hose Assad and my husband. And I was like, do I knew. Bed. Of Your. Lawn now, or you just don't on top of old. Books. It Put It on the on the top of the heads of enemies We wind up getting one of those like little. Do that ahead of time and we yes, we did that the day before. Actually, we did that that morning fairness I think it was Friday morning we had done that did you get hurt? Did it Thursday the truck thing like that one person with a shovel in the front and the like the and the back? No. That'd been so cool if you did. Isn't that called ABACO I have no idea what it's called. It's called CINCH bug. Backhoe loader all I picture was my husband attempting to put one of those on it and not going. So he's out there laying it and I was like, okay do I need to let the guys know not to come Saturday he was. Putting out a few pieces because I just wanted to see how it looked. That'd be me. I would do that like an hour later still not inside and now the neighbors over just hoping. In. The early on the second pallet and I was like, do I need to let the guys though the they don't need to come Saturday? He was like, no, they can do the other side of it like on the other side of the driveway will leave a pilot for them to do. Well. Then I took the kids with my mom because I was like. This like people helping you voluntarily or is somebody I mean we were GONNA pay him. tacos. and. It's not like a company hired well, you like no for beer and pizza. No it wasn't like like we didn't sign a contract with people or anything like that. Good. So then I go. To my mom's come back and like the entire thing has been laid out. And I was like so I literally. Do I. Need to call the guys now and he goes oh Maybe, you should do that. Oh dear Lord Daniel. So my husband and the neighbor laid are later front yard out crooked. Did you know that apparently when you go lay son, it's best not you have to kind of like So they're they're not even her power low like each of the pieces should overlap a little bit. So they're not gift to put those little house with the. And stuff like you put those little plastic pieces in between them. So they're separated Philip caulk. Tile what? It. I'll explain to your yard Chris. Well, the next live talked. On the next podcast forty two will have Paul join us with some leaf blower talk. Who Don't foil Paul. But for now, let's talk old nineties food items that you cannot purchase anymore dunker ruse. I'm going to give you a quiz before he starts shouting out names. Three D Doritos. Al. and. I'll let you guys to see if you can guess I. Got You don't have to write it down. Oh good. This isn't for points as is for fun always points. Some going to give you three clues. We'll give you one clue an NCAA know it. You don't know there's a second clue and then a third clue shark bites and then you can stop shouting out random items. and. That's What I'll let you know what the item is and then I have a fun fact about that item. What do we do now at the style of a fun fact about it I still have a fun fact and I still have clues. Oh, good. So The first item. This was a ball made by a nut company. This. Was a ball made by nut company. Planners never ending gobs tougher. You might be closely might not be close. Ball made by a nut company. It's a planners ball. That's all crunched up nuts healthy other by Carmel. Like. Put these out from my birds. That sounds like bird food. It's a purchase was all people food everything. The. put together by Carmel. That's all I can picture right now to hold together is looking like what was it like it's a pair. Of. Oh. Maybe a payday work appearing instead it's circular so are spherical. Clue number two, the container looks similar to a quaker oats. Can. So that it's put out by quaker oats the key the container similar to quaker oats lender. Cylinder. filler. Can. Cylinder. pull out of peace and cut it off. To put it back a little one. Yeah. Like maybe bite size bowls. Club like them when they're by. AUSTER. You're saying they're nut balls. bite-size. Dining, at balls and you're saying they're cluster clustered nut balls. Yeah clustered nuts sounds like you need a doctor not. To call us is nut cluster. Include number planter scrotum clusters. That's marketing, nightmare Clinton. This ball was cheesy with Z.. Sees both. They're not not those like the ones like enough on the outside planners cheese balls. Oh in a ball of not they don't. It was a ball put out by nut. Company. Okay yeah she's. Does. Somebody else makes them. Now, planners may not make them anymore. This is what you get for only getting food GRUB now the closest. Apparently that you can get to the cheese ball and flavor consistency and sizes the UTZ version but it's still not as good as the planners I remember the planners ones and offline the ones the big tub when her and her friend were. Yeah. But eating keys. And for one day they did that and you and your friend bought enough cheese PUSA last for like six months. Now, they were doing it for weeks and then I bought one. Side Yes when I finally bought it for them without having to be begged. That was when she finally shared with us. If you keep. Here's a fun fact about planners, cheese balls. It's I've already mentioned it, but it's often regarded as the most perfect artificial cheese flavor in a ball. There was so good I remember those I have grandparents used to get him for family get. Togethers Lake here's the Pretzel dish. Here's cheese. Baldi. All the planners circular snack foods yeah we're good. And I don't I don't often, I, don't know why these people start making this stuff but they do all right item number two. You can still buy the original form of this at grocery stores today. It's not much to go. But I'll give you a clue number two. They turned the milk in your bowl colorful. So like the marshmallows like the. The colored marshmallows from. Lucky. Charms. Is it a bowl of just the marshmallows. I know I know it but I don't know it. It. It was like a big thing. It was like it turns your milk this color but cereal does all right clue number three. It's round spheres plus pink and Purple Berries Shaped Catch Berry Berry kicks very good. Yeah. That was my jam. Not, mind. No. Kicks. They don't sell those anymore. Obviously it's not your thing anymore. She grew up. All the time in the cereal aisle, and then she'll buy like six boxes of cereal one and we throw the five away Palais trap this usually how it works well in all fairness to like you notice the Taller you get the less fun not I'll becomes no, it's still fun. I love that Iowa I love to be. Work More to like look at the funds. On the bottom it's a marketing ploy that we the kids. Yeah. Did you know? You remember when tricks like actually was shaped like the fruit so they were supposed to be. Because, you're an adult tricks of what I was just gonNa say because trick searches by. That in your rabbit. Silly Fun fact General Mills Still Technically Makes Berry Berry kicks, but three formulated cereal taste nothing like the eight in the nineties and his generally consist considered not very good. had. It once and I was like, this is terrible. Yeah. Made you question your childhood, those Blueberry Cheerios you brought to work on time. And you're like I don't know how I feel about this and then she killed off a whole box in one sitting and I I have very buried curios right now you WanNa know apparently I like things with very in the title very very. Well I know I got old because my favorite cereal special K. I and that's why he's very merry Chris Devos. But it's a special K Vanilla Almond that stuff is the bomb. Yeah. Cocoa I like the red. Berries. Special K's. Special I'm still golden gram guy but special is generally what I gravitate tilting for me is rice krispies. Now now. Those are not good on their. Kellogg's like when I was growing up, my mom was like Otto to make. She was like, let's make what your grandfather used to make. It was Kellogg's and eggs. Alex cornflakes and eggs like together mixed together and. Like, not bad. It's pretty good. Actually there's some crazy if you're hung over, but it wouldn't be a bad hung over food I'm not gonNA wait a minute. So you put so you. Do. To scramble your eggs. You. Could put milk in with the eggs but you don't in. The Wallace cracking legs and then dumping the cornflakes wallets cooking and then just mixed together. No. No you don't do any of that. That's just wrong. Paul mentions that we forgot to mention cinnamon toast crunch is also not as good as it used to be. Now that have yet has kinda gone downhill, but it's still one of my go-to cereal D-. Definitely do the cinnamon toast crunch old there to be three chefs on the box. and. You can take the cinnamon toast crunch into like the rice krispy treat to. You can also crumble it up and put it over like biscuits and make almost like a cinnamon. If your supremist house, you can crumble up, stick him with eggs and hotdogs and anything else. We didn't we? The hotdogs. That's their. Sites up some hotdogs spaghetti chrome open toed a steak with them apparently hotdog. Is. Chris is going to be bad because we talk over each other right there. No. Sorry. He says this now but later back. Fast is at the end of this show can hate it so much. You guys won't be me. He's GonNa be like you know you guys keep talking over each other's terrible. As long as you know, have the separate conversations we were having. He's GonNa. Make me go. I want bridge from the tree or Salt Lake beat us. We've mentioned it a couple of times. But when we used to have five guys and two of them would have to would have their own conversation three would have the conversation at the same time. Those are shows worth listening to. Out T oh no no real shows. They know I st- I still have to send them to forget. Yeah. All right. Item number three. Clue number one, they are made by elves and trees. KEEP COFFEE COOKIES WITH SOFT launch. No do they still make fudge? Yes they did steal make. Well, the Soft Baked Saas based I, don't know the read it was like a little red package number to help you from guessing random cookies. Tally. It's the cookie version of a pot sticker. It's the cookie version of a pot sticker. So it stuff with neat. Stuff. Sandwich cookies. Now, you're thinking more. Like Beth you're fairly puts AIDS and cereal together. So you would think it's a cookie filled with meat. Cooking you. Listen for cookie sandwiches you like this is closer to because your family is from the south and the parts of the CORNCOB you're not supposed to. Read and it's delicious. So you get the corn stock. Know what you eat off the corncob or the seeds in. Those stocks over. Them in the backyard. Clue number three. Some say they are magic. magically delicious made by Ellison Trees. It's the cookie version of a pot sticker not filled with me. So as a doughy. Some say they are magic magic gotta be in the titled Is What's a magic mechanic. Magical Pot. Sticker. Magical cookie pop. You're close magic middle's. Remember Magic Bananas. Chocolate in the middle and yes like the soft cookies but then you bring you to like bite into had come out of it. One of those, what was it the? No remember those you're a lot older than I am. It's like one of those what is it like a? Like what are those fancy chocolate cakes that you cut into mountain lava Kate. Yeah. Yes. Those are delicious magic middle's. Fun, fact, you can find a recipe on the serious eats website to make your own magic middle since they don't make them anymore. Sabrina is doing that right now. They. Say It's a little complicated. We're I'm speaker. But if they can't find, they're not going to get that instruction as I say that over the air you. People didn't understand didn't question why there was all of a sudden we didn't. Like, our show didn't die out we just. Links in the facebook group of that person's in the facebook group. This person's going to be illegally listening. At work. Okay. Her facebook. Oh. Okay. Let's to spreaker dot com slash podcast forty to. Take that message in didn't we do this part already? All right. Next item we were talking over each other. Clue number one the. British called US drink fizzy. Surge. The British call, the strength fizzy. Like. Jolt Cola. Vima. Orbits. Now. That was in fifty thousand a good one. That was good. It's not orbits that wasn't fizzy. Cascade Ian Clear. Cascade clear is, author, Topa. That fifty I don't think. So that was fizzy. All right. Clue number two was supposed to be berry flavored but tasted more like cotton candy. Pepsi clear. Still not confirmed that answer. I'M GONNA go Pepsi Clear. All right. So this may help then clue number three, this followed the crystal version. Yeah. Clear. No it's not Pepsi, Clinton? Berry clear. Pepsi. Pepsi. Blue. And it lived up to its name it blew. I always thought it looks like Cotton Candy yes it was not very good. When, when you put in the flavoring into mind should it turns your mouth colors? Forgotten candidates that color the I am a sucker for when a classic item like does some sort of weird spinoff. Like. All the fast food places when they have that one special sandwich limited time I'm there when the Soda Company says, We got this limited soda. I'm there and I'll tell you one of the worst limited sodas was the Diet. Coke flavors the mango can't remember all the flavors. Oh, the orange and didn't they are enjoying survive i. don't know the Orange Vanilla still out there. They. Disappear and they come back. It's like they try and Redo the recipe a little. So did you do all the different mountain dews when they started coming out for special ones in different places that don't do mountain to mountain to scares me also this explains your pop collection. My pops. Yeah. Because it comes a companies come out with a new one and you're like. Special releases like sixty two POPs day so. At least for breast cancer awareness and I only really want one of them. Yeah. Unfortunately. No job. No POPs. And we missed out on getting the Indiana Jones ones for half price. I, think look that's over. Until tomorrow right I don't. Have a chance. All right. I'm going to get that one. It's a ten inch Indiana. Jones at Disney Springs. And we have price right now. I thought you weren't ever GonNa say things like that on the air we're not working A. Job. You Deal Fun flack fun flat. flack. slapped. This flavor was the winner after taste testing over one hundred flavors over a nine month period. So I, can't imagine what the other flavors tasted like this one tastes like blue, ass. Like A. But WHOA guardrail I didn't. Taste. Before. But only, but I'm now going to call zero Azriel. There's only one woman's Murph. And she was created by Gargle. Gaggenau. Thank you Hankas area. All right next food item. This food was featured on the simpsons. Beer. Well you can get that but it's not. It's not something everybody can get you home and get that in Orlando. So this is something everybody could get and it's why I'm waiting for another clue. Clue number two. It was the size and shape of a marble. Featured on the, simpsons marble shaped So, round. Last. Let. Those called dice? Sabrina scholar. She manages that wikipedia page. That's. Clue number three nobody better. Lay a hand on my smell butterfinger. Sit butterfinger BB's. His taste like blue, ass. No Okay. Laura zoned out. She's like. You guys are so boring. I don't even know any of these foods. Where's my very berry kicks? Yeah? More Chew Child of the nineties. She was more a child of the eighties. I don't know. Fun Fact. About butterfinger. BBC's not bloom blue. Okay. I don't know how I miss them. Know either people have petitioned for butterfinger. BB's to come back because they're better than actual butter fingers perfect. Amount of each apparently, they have butterfinger bites and people aren't happy with the butterfinger bites all the tiny little ones. Yes. The butter finger bb's were the yeah. Delight, the malted. Like brawls of offers fairness the butterfinger bites are literally just smaller a quarter of a butterfinger. But the BBC's like you said, the size of a marble is the perfect mixture of chocolate and the butterfinger philly people don't like the bites because it's like somebody took a bite off of it and then handed you the rest. Small it's unsatisfying. Take a bite of a butterfinger. You don't really crack through like what you're supposed to. You only get chocolate. Yeah. I have mixed feelings about the butterfinger they're better frozen. All candies better frozen. Almost Cups, kicked cats Rhesus and three. Musketeers. Three. In you can have all my cats I can't stand them speaking of love almost knickers fairtrade. Done being like. Finding like the variant I went and got a reese's peanut butter cup. Mostly peanut butter, all the peanut butter lovers, ones that they put out again, not good. Now I know. Know what's he said? Kick at? Reese's peanut Butter Cup. So literally, just peanut butter and no chocolate. There's. China now things Icelandair of chocolate on the bottom. The rest of it's all peanut butter. Peanut butter isn't real peanut butter. No. Taste better yeah. No peanut butter chocolate lovers well. Every. Time I. Look at that picture is like tiny little strip of peanut butter in the middle, and then the rest is just like a giant layer chocolate. So it's like a Russell Stover's like peanut butter thing. Then like the peanut butter cups like that you're. Commission EMINEM and EMINEM's is another one always has a different flavor at every new flavor arm all about. But they had that one where they really new flavors. Are they just different colors builder new flavors? Have you tried the Brownie ones? Yeah. Are they? What do you mean when when I go get gas as sometimes I asked you to try those and you're like Not. Right now. And I would like to share. Okay. I picked them up at some point and tried them on my own. They're just down the street, we can go more. Share that is happening right now is awesome. Maybe you should stay off your phone. Amanda One. I Amanda. I didn't say she could take out. This is the same. The same trouble. Like if you go while you're watching net flicks and your other person is not like keeping up in the show and go ahead and they're like, oh, the. Way For me the series. We. have. Thinker. But the problem is is he starts the show and then he falls asleep and then I finish this show and then he's got a rewatch the show so like I don't even know. Comes the new season. Now, don't have that much time. Actually, since we've been out of work, I have not fallen asleep in front of the TV very often live. Very often. I watched him fall asleep once. All sleep for Hamilton. I was thinking of the movie theater. Yeah. Well, that's the stupid chair and it was super hot there. Wasn't for lack of trying on his. Josh and I left and got more beer came back. He was still asleep. He didn't even know that left one we will. And I've seen jaws like a hundred times. Latest movie ever made it is a good movie. The last thirty minutes mostly forty five, and it's they had the new chairs and it's like like the most softest. The chair surround in this marshmallow goodness for some reason in this theater and. cinemark universal. You you you know reclines and at massages, you and people feed grapes and all sorts of stuff. And then for Link suspended of. The grapevine part. Because of Cova. Did. They didn't really have the air conditioning on or not very high. It made sense. Yes. Happy just. Poured in. In this room and we never have circulating anything. Know Somebody's right by the. Nobody. Likes turned into a hot. That we she goes home and sledding. Looks at Daniel and goes. That was a tough show I talked so much looking sweating. But that's that's part of Florida's problem. One is that people are stupid and not wearing their masks and the other is because the air conditioning just circulates the disease, the entire disease, the entire. Internet I've got this place. All right moving on. That whole I need to put the water those stones over there. Just. In the fan on. Knows about the fan next time. I know about the fan I wanted a fund with this. Number one ended the red bag item is available today in its original version. The. Red. Bag I noticed read bagged item is available today in its original version cats. This kit Kat come in a bag sometimes, it comes in a rapper I don't buy them individually. You don't buy them. Cat filet. Thank the good candy at home during during Halloween individual. There's five in there. For. There's four. Isn't there one with six in there while the king size of a few bars. There's there's a random number of kick cats and it's always even. Affects your share with one other person they don't expect to share it on clue number two. You don't need special classes to see special effects. So we're. Going, with Ridi. It's a D., doritos yes. Jail gave it away three d does the air puffy and sometimes Nacho or Ranchi was your third clue. Doritos Three D.. Which? Will give it away because I said it earlier. Yeah. That's why wasn't saying anything. Popular Opinion I'm not a big doritos Fan. I'm going to be in the mood for him. Yeah. I like the original over the cool ranch. Now I like Lawrence over there Jamaal. But like I like to like make Taco salad out of them another popular opinion I don't like the Doritos Taco Bell Taco. I only tolerate it when it comes in the five dollar box. I like it when the world series is going on, if the person feels base, you get a free one. I know nothing about Oh. Yeah. TACO bell and get free Taco yeah. Somebody steals a base probably pay more during the world series like when the world series happens when they steal a base I'll let you know if they do it again this year. Do. They have to be playing in the world series or can anybody steal base anywhere Shit. For Fair to show up at this nobody there just to steal a base out of the crowd and try and run away with it. Yes. He stole a base free tacos were. The busiest time to go there to like, you have to pick a good time to go during that too. I usually go when I'm sad. I meant for the Free Taco. Fun, fact. To give myself a nice little treat. Yes treat myself in fact. You can buy them in Mexico, but they have a case Oh flavor instead of the flavors were familiar with. That's still be the NACHO cheese. Next one. Hell Yeah we're on the new one. Be, doritos. CASO flavored. Case Oh flavor. Yeah. It would be different than the NACHO flavors. Not Super Different, but they are a little different. You went to Mexico without me and had. Remember should gummy bears back. We didn't share with you. That's when I had the cake better EMINEM's while you're in Mexico having the. Trial period they didn't come out until after that. Wasn't it like a smoother cheese yes sir, it's a mild cheddar like a white. White American. It's what you dip your chips in. They great. Joy Case L.. Go with Swiss, but it seemed to strong. It was really just a smoky problem you. Love. Yeah I like Gouda. All right mix. W. Its Mascot was a kangaroo. Go. How was it the first clue? Yeah all right. Well, the other clues were ball players might like these. Better I. Yeah. The no icing with chocolate chocolate icing with Graham strawberry icing with vanilla daughter got in on the first one doesn't matter. Duck a ruse. Fun. Fact you can still buy the snack in Canada. Oh I can't get in. Next time. I go up. Up Bring some back. For US Yes or maybe. Maybe. Our friend from Kanawha yeah might have some dunkers stash pantry. I doubt it, I doubt it too. Yeah. It's part of a fitness plan. Fitness. Ruined my mouth. Don't have any friends. What are we? Thanks? Work Associate. That's. All right next item. First Clue. Were you ever bored with the red version. We ever bored with the red version selby. SOBE so be was drinks don't remember. I remember Sohbi's yeah. They still make red version drew I'm pretty sure they talking surge. No that was green. That was like no. But if you're bored with the red version, you move onto the green version vault. Clue number two, this color change was originally to promote the Shrek movie. Catch up. At tignes squabbled the Heinz Ketchup Squeeze ables. Yes. Did you get to Chris I? Did I got all the flavors? Well, they weren't alert. They were colored they. Remind. Later, came funky purple awesome orange totally -til stellar blue and passion pink was it was like a toad for him. I thought they were awesome and they did mess with my head but. So does putting cereal in eggs. It's so good. It's not all serial. Karen just recently, just chalk. Raisin Bran omelette coming up. Cocoa KRISPIES put some shoot. Oh, on there for. Flavor had to be tweaked so much to taste like traditional up, it could no longer be called Tomato Ketchup. So it had to be tweaked to taste like up guess. What else were they putting in it that they had to change the tastes? Dies. Mambo. Number. Five. The same dies you used the color, your shirt. That's not food is. Yellow Garcia. Number five and read died number four and blue died number three. Purple Number Twelve. I guess I never realized those head tastes. They hit the ketchup had tasted in tastes like ketchup and they didn't taste like anything else but they definitely had a taste. I was always afraid to like get them to try them. I just I couldn't I couldn't remember the green and purple I remember. I remember Green, and purple, and Pink and, orange. I think green and purple were the most popular out of all didn't they try doing that with mustard as well at one point I don't know I would have bought that. That's why I was asking. Anybody. Bought it. It'd be you. I remember when the Green One and the purple one came out. And I was so excited brought home to the kids. That's when they were all really on in Chelsea was still like. Two, thousand six. So this is nineties. Yeah they still well. They were around two thousand seven. This one was like the end of the nineties and the beginning of the two thousands. So was there for the catcher he bought so much of it that the catch. Pantry that law I bought the catch brought home look kids green cash-out the purple catch. This is going to be so cool and nobody wanted to try it because they thought the green one was relish I ended up having almost at least. That's why they got rid of it too is because people weren't getting because they look like other things and yeah. Yeah. The purple and looked like purple poop like Purple Diarrhea poop. But. It was fun. How much. In and going out. I've had lots of Purple Berry. That was the inspiration for the wall behind. Makes Sense now all right next item it's cousins were sold by the foot and by the tape. Gushers. Yeah. No Gushes Stiller out through take. Yeah by the foot, but that's The foot is now. UPS Fruit Roll. Up for of putting. Whining roll ups. Yeah. These pudding role no way. Listen almost Canada. What you didn't have those. No cosby still do the commercials for those. I. Don't believe sitting on a strip that you could get like a fruitful but. I don't think so. While you're googling your next clue is. It was more fun to play with than than it was to eat. I want putting roll ups now no way. Living. Up because you. and. I know Oh. Paul says he had them and they were good see. Thank you Paul. This just seems wrong. Paul. Back to this one, we can get butterscotch and we go over the pudding rollerblade they were so. Your second clue was it was more fun to play with an was to eat Scotland. And your third clue is you might be able to tie someone up with it GAC. Gac No I never tried it was the fruit string ones. What were those the strain? Oh I know what you're talking about. Their. To name but twisters like right there on the name fruit strings. That's the name. For strings. Peel them apart like. Is that. I do. But they Don't know if our goes pudding POPs though and. The putting those still around I? Don't think. So putting roll up no, they were they were big and nineteen eighty-eight are they in Canada? For strings. Fun fact about your fruit stream. I'll coming back. Free strings has been ranked one of the greatest fruits snacks of time. There's a lot of things that people go on about how great they are, and they're not available like pudding roll ups. We would never like my my mother would not get things that you could play with and then put in your mouth like. Every single for so long. But. No. Like she was she was not a fan of like free with the foot is a fan. Cheering good things. We're just because you're good at putting things in your mouth now. Plays within huge on the Internet. She wasn't a fan of like. Gushers and fruit roll ups and the fruit by the foot because we. Wrapped in plastic. Like a sausage. From our mouths and the. Dog. Now you start the fruit by the foot and then you let it hang off your mouth as you eat it in the paper just rolls off. Yeah. And you could use it like a long tall A. Gene Simmons. I already that was my first kiss cost play. On. The fruit roll ups had the shapes. Because you had delivered. Yeah Yeah. No. Because you had to sit there and you played with them. Yeah. And Choosing No. So what you're saying is your Mama didn't like you playing with yourself. All right next. Clue number one, this item has been ghosted off the grocery store shelves Cooler Oh. I'm going with that too euro. Correct. Came back a few years ago you. Know I had a whole case of it too. It. was. You've brought one into share. Had Katie for All of my echo stuff I'm sorry her husband by the whole thing and I was like, Hey, can you give me a case? Next thing you know here I am with a whole case of cooler and we both went. This is not as good as remember you're singing include was it was the same drink as the original package differently to tie in with the movie and the third clue is who you're GONNA call. Ghostbuster and your fun fact that you've already mentioned was it had a brief revival with the ghostbusters remake. Damn. Eugenie. which like the drink wasn't the greatest. Movie and it wasn't that bad again. That's the thing you don't say it was really good. You say it wasn't that bad. Didn't deserve the hated God. No, it didn't. Awesome in it. All. Right. Next item. This was a way to have your cookies for breakfast go. NOPE Because, they make real Os. Oh Those yes. Those no, they still make cookie crisp. That was done by what post cereal posted it. Your second clue was came in classic are with marshmallows and your third clue was the original is great with milk. The day. Not just breakfast. Your fun fact cereal was discontinued in two thousand seven everywhere except south. Korea. where you can still purchase it ten and take a trip dictators like their cookies all with. North Korea. Oh, you're thinking. They don't they don't share in North Korea. All right you're next item. It's a fruit flavored beverage whatever TOPI. NOPE nope no. Caskey sobe. Notice orbits. Clue number two chuckling cherry or GRUMPY GRAPE Sweets squeeze. It says correct nice. Thanks. squeezes no. Are they by a different name. Bring them out occasionally title Count Chocula and stuff like that. Have Squeeze it. Yes That's not used to have purple catch up to. I don't remember her being around with Purple Cadre Clues Excuse me. Squeeze it. And Cherry Fun fact you can even find mystery flavors and black bottles as well as bottles that came pellets, you could drop into change the drinks cover. General Mills made these fruit flavored drinks from the nineteen eighties until two thousand and one and only put jolly ranchers in Zuma's. Squeeze it. Listen, all this information comes from a reliable source somewhere on the Internet wikipedia. You're welcome. Next item it's good enough for the second meal of the day. It's good to eat for the second meal of the day. So, Second Breakfast Yep. College on their houses. Clue number two, it was a diy version of this popular fast food chain. Build. Your Own, Burger. Like one are those. Gummy Burger type things. The Wendy Salad Bar. So what you're saying is they don't make gummy burgers anymore I don't know. Question or clue number three's going as fair. The product is still sold today in a yellow box sometimes pre son. But on troubles with Pizza Hut legible now. Close. Pizza Hut the McDonald's chicken nuggets. Now McDonald's Burger. King. Sometime sometimes i. go here else sat and sometimes I go here when I go here. Bell Taco Bell Lunch Ables TACO bell had lunch. Oh. Yeah. They were in a black box. I remember that's the five bucks to now. Ari No they were in a black box with the TACO bell. Oh just like the one on the plane. Fun fact is DIY Tacos and Nachos were built by taking a Tortilla or a chip topping it with beef product. And smearing it with a packet of red sauce no, a new, the sauce was I. Think. Them did not have it but I sort of remember. Bucks pretty sure. I. Brought this lunch because every day is a sad day and you have to have. The podcast forty two has been brought to you by. And the last one. Joke buckle barrel. Ready Ready for your sobe guests. Clue number one, it was a variation of a popular drink already. You're like soap because as a lizard on it so he actually was good. Especially their elementary had rain air, and all those fire I used to drink fruit Topi. Yeah I liked for Topa. Yeah. I like silly for the bone number to Earth rain, Sun and fire. This does so be orbits. Is it a bow orbits wasn't? Is. Actually instruction on how to make eggs will cereal per captain planet. Now this should give it away. Clue number three. It's made from the best stuff on Earth snapple snapple elements. snapple. snapple? Yes they do. Yes because that's how I. Store. I actually really believe that. Sabrina is a light reader so she chugs the snapple while sitting on the toilet and goes. Who knew that this really happened back in nineteen twelve. Fun fact at snapple to your sear eggs for tasty. Fun. Fact. Those were the flavor snapple first introduced fire was dragon fruit flavor rain was quasi earth was great and cranberry son was star fruit and orange. They also introduced meteor spark turbulence atomic diet air died ice. Volcano. On. There's more voltage sky gravity. And altitude maybe I drink more style element I. T's later appeared in the line where moon lightning an infusion. I don't I don't even don't know how I feel about this. What do you mean on how you feel about them? They weren't that good. Look like a lie. snape was the drink. It was awesome and then they introduced those with those cool names and wasn't that wasn't that good. Those weren't decorate. The jail liked him but he also liked Pepsi. Blue. So I wonder what? Diana clear because Van Halen told me to. It was the drink to have right now. That was the saga used in their marketing campaign was van. HALEN's right now. Yeah. I remember vaguely So there's there's like like twenty other items. You can still get sobe elixir energy drinks at Walmart. Yeah, they still sell. So me I didn't think that was around. I think we. All these sold Sobhi. The there's no way all these sold sobe. If not they sold something that looked like it sold Google Talk Obi. Okay well, maybe it wasn't a lizard maybe it was A. A Worm machine-gun essential. On the label I. And Well we're at an hour already that was quick. Wow. I think I drink more snapple elements than I did SOBE. Thirty eight, this beer or what? I'M GONNA go first go ahead one. It has a weird orange. What beer is it i? Don't know what this is. I can't even read it from Jolly Pumpkin artisans. It's Casablanca. It's Calabash Blanquita. Cullum Buzzer Yup Kathy Farmhouse which beer ale brewed with orange peel and coriander, it's oak aged and canned conditioned for your enjoyment. With a nice four point eight percent apv. I would like to take the picture on my wall and then dumped the beer out. anyways, those flavors they didn't work for me. I is just not. Is Not gelling it's not it's not good. definitely one, Laura. Flower. Long usually when you hate something I, means I like Yeah Yeah I actually thought it. It doesn't have to mean it doesn't have a very. He's dying from the beer. That's I. Have a very strong flavor one way or another to me does now it's it's pretty harmless in my opinion just like a rotten pumpkin pie, the smell. Smells Pretty. TAME. I'm actually I'M GONNA, give it a five because I enjoyed this. It tasted like somebody spilled cinnamon all over an orange. Mander I don't get the cinnamon. Tasty. Speak of at all I do get the Orange Orange taste in it. So I have a real question Chris tastes like most peas no. Could take like my I. Don't even think I've ever had mushy piece. All Right Sabrina. I liked it for the. Middle of the road I'm a three. Why do you like it? Or not like it. Know I think it's It's more subtle and it's not it's not overpower ship Chris has some over there. No I mean heard, left us up the styler still little in their see. No that's the Ping Pong Pong. Hit a get his. Three for me I could do three of these. here's Sabrina. Fighting for every beer we've ever had. I don't know it's a five. I, don't know it's a one. I don't know it's a three. But there's usually and I like it in there before she gives the one through six. No matter what it is. Yeah. Except for last week I don't think anybody gave that good Brady I gave it a two last week. Oh, I think that was the highest. Yup. With three, I'm going with three. The labels. Awesome. How many labels could you look at it once? How many can we fit across the table twenty three? No but overall, I mean I don't think I I. Don't think the flavor was overpowering and it's not real hoppy the middle of the road beer I drink three of them. They they're bigger can. There a pint. Yeah Sixteen outsor- only used to drinking twelve. She's already gone to the bathroom once during the show. All right here master. I like it. It's got a good flavor to it. You get that Nice little citrusy taste in there. And Cinnamon? There's no sediment. Onion powder on tape. Any cinnamon whatsoever chilly flake. Cumin. Get none of this. Is Not, this is not the soiling green of beers everything bagel seasoning. Then maybe that now I like it's got a very good flavor to it. It's very light. It's refreshing I think it's a good summer beard. Have you know I thought it was something different I mean next week I'll hit you with an ip a since you gave such high ratings for this Chris So. I think it's really good. I would definitely give it a five. I gave the appropriate rating for this I don't think you. I mean, every time I look at the label you know sticks his come sail away comes to mind. Can. Know, anytime that Song I can only think of Wales jumping on. So coming up in the future we got a hulk Hogan coming up. It's right brother. We have a surprise topic that I'll be working on. New. We'll get to that in three months. It's just as long as Monday night football. It's the not the shaving. We've already done that one. And Shaming we're doing the art of Shaming Dana I'm all for shaming everybody through this show. Yes. Shame. Sabrina throughout this entire. You've already have guessed what the Dow. Yes. What TV shows airing August. Yes we're getting a TV show Oh. Guess what? And guess what that means. It's our annual big brother competition. How many times have we done that like twelve? I want, I think three times this will be season number four for us for our pop culture big brother competition. I am willing to take suggestions in our facebook group. If you want to put anybody on my team and if you don't know what I'm talking about all, you can check out past episodes of our big brother pop culture episode I am going to make an all wrestler team this year. Are you really? Know you're not and I think now. No I only throw in one wrestler each year he throws in at least one comic book villain in one wrestler. Who won last year's what character? was. You know the character which character one I feel as your wrestler last year he didn't win it was CNN. PUNK I know who won who learn LEX Luthor? Say. Like my kid everybody. Well, you're not winning this year. You want every. Year. Yeah. So you know who's coming back to the TV show big brother Paul and he's probably not GonNa win again. No actual rise the last article about it I know there's like big mix ups and stuff and I don't think Paul's coming what they had a call in alternatives. I wouldn't think that Paul would be choice to come back because you know everyone's going to be gunning for him because he's been. So close every time you say that, but then you people let jail thin the entire time last night. I am for every character jail puts out there and just gonNa vote it doesn't matter what else is going on in the house. I even vote jails characters out when I'm photo out completely I will stay. I will find a way to sneak back into the House vote out. Everything that jailed does I don't know how it happens. I don't try to wear this show up. I'm not competitive. Against You had the strongest Ewbal, an Mos lion-headed of in this room. All right. Well, stay tuned for that guy and. Christopher. Devos. Bear Jail Tros, I'm Laura they stay fresh cheese bags. Gung. Somebody play the closing music. He's speaker stayed up the entire time. That's what she said. We're. Off.

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Podcast 42 Live!

Podcast 42

1:37:54 hr | 3 months ago

Podcast 42 Live!

"I don't know either, but we are live. It is podcast forty two. I'm Christopher Devos I'm Sabrina Pierre. Tros and Laura Uh. I'm sure that that sounded real, good and everybody's ear I'm sure it did, but that's GonNa. Be My intro for the live show from now on. Because I got a crack open the beer cooler every time to start off the show. The other weird noises you're hearing. Was Sabrina worse researching how to sound like a dinosaur? which amazingly she already does. I. Got It. So. Let's open up with the beer cooler. J. L. Beer coup. It's cruiser then you'd think. Never run away. would is this concoction. It is from hidden, springs. Brewery. Out of Tampa it is their deja move. It is a milk stout, which police and cocoa nibs. It has six point one percent Ab. and. It's got a fun label. Yeah, if the Cockroach on the label tells you anything about listening size of the needle now going to call it a cockroach. It's. It's one of those sheep lighter. Peppers Gareth Shotgun. Yes, a better word for it. It's a Stag, beetle and definitely cockroach. Milk. Lamb. Three eyed cat you. So what you're telling me is this beer combines milk. The restaurant support lay yeah chocolate. Yes, all the police, so I had disorder this individually each time. made it as I walked down, the aisle was the GUAC extra. Yes, that's why it's not in here. Okay I. Don't blame you for that. Looks like she likes it. I think I'm GONNA, cry. I generally like stoute's so my first sips here pretty favorable action. Good. You can have mine. Can't drink to these talking points. Why Not Markedly smooth. We got Chris's rating the one. It's only a one for Chris because you here to the size of a care. PINT, that's a lot. It's sixteen ounces what you drink. When you go to a restaurant, you order a pile. It's two cups. Like while I wait for this whole thing to blow over going to have a pain, but in the glass up in the glasses seems different than in the can in the Canon seems more to me because you're used twelve ounce cans, so what you're saying when things are in the can, it seems like it's more to you, yeah. Okay Is that wrong? No, that backwards. poof reference do I. Did you're making that voice? No reason. I both not very well. What's that voice? You're making nothing. That's the voice of. Anal about this Chris. All right first impression now. First Impressions I could put this can in the CAN. You. Finding out more about everybody again. What does that mean? That's not how I took it. Oh. I I'll probably rated a six later. I'd. Might, be the most accurate. Show. My first impression is, it tastes like coffee flavored coffee. Little Bit. Yeah, like after days yeah. Also doesn't help that you've been drinking. Tropical Punch Seltzer or Strawberry Guava Seltzer. Leave Mike Kona Island Spike Seltzer. Sure that's affecting the taste a little bit, it may be, but if anybody could find, said Kona Islands Bike Seltzer for me I will take a case of its this. 'cause I am this is like my last can. Unloaded your. Please don't let it by. By it. Pay Back well. I generally stout site. Like coffee and OATMEAL Stout, I think this is really good, it's. Very strong up front, and like jail, says a Finnish really smooth. Mazen Lee smooth man. They got to be drinking and different canned beer. Is it wrong that now that I just think of it as coffee I'm kind of okay. I'm glad I could help you to think I. Find Most outs when they have a little bit of coffee in there are generally better tasting. But if I consider if I just think of it as like a cold, brew, coffee. Might be able to get through it. Maybe I should put some cream and sugar in mine and I might like. Others criminal already. It's a milk stout. No, there's no cream and cream and cockroaches. Cocker Beetle definitely say cockroaches. To. All Right? We'll check back with the ladies at the. Master really likes it so far. Dad like it to beer meister meister here a lot years seeming that I'm GONNA keep drinking. It ought to have a different opinion. I. Think you'll get when we do the final rating. I well. So. If you want to join us in this conversation, you can go to spreaker dot com slash podcast forty two. You'll see where we're recording live and there's a little chat button. If you hit that chat button, it'll come to us, and we will have a conversation with you now. Last week, we were supposed to record, but something happened to Laura. No, no, yeah. You want to know what happened the Lord. She was woken up at three o'clock in the morning. Her husband pacing around the bedroom. He had poop. I wish that's all it was. So apparently I got a kidney stone, which was one of my greatest fears of ever getting an I heard that. If you drink a lot of tea, you'll get a kidney stone, so I used to drink a lot of tea as a kid and then I'd like backed off on T.. Because I always heard the T was causal. The kid be s I drink TMI, bottles, a kid, and like look at me. That's what I heard, so maybe it's the amount of bubbly. That's what I said. There's no way bubbly will give you. Shall I asked the doctor on the. What is it when they let you go home web? MD now. The actual doctor out you yeah I got. Yeah whatever when we get to this church. Yes. And he's he's going over all the instructions with me. Because Chris was completely doped up on morphine and had no idea what was going on at the time. So the doctors like I'm GonNa talk to you like okay. So I asked him about Bob Dylan and why there was a giant duck in the room. All Penguin. An. And I, said you know as is. The carbonated water like bubbly flavored waters. Okay to drink to say no isn't dead now. That kind of stuff. And he's like well. I know like sugary sodas and things like that. You should definitely avoid. Or have in moderation or whatever he's like, but I don't know about just carbonated water and I was like I want you to give me that solid. Oh, yeah, it's bad because I this fight with Chris, all the time that it's not natural. because. There's carbonation and natural flavors in it. Period bottled up source. Anything be bottled at the source, and then have the carbonaceous in added to it, but as we. As we. As we discovered periods naturally carbonated, but they take that carbonation out when it gets filtered. Right, To add carbon SPEC in. came out of ground. Natural doesn't mean you're drinking that troll, but it's carbonation is natural. As so this argument doesn't matter. Drunken a perrier. Yes, I have to, but that doesn't mean that's what I drink and guess who didn't have a kidney stone after drinking perrier. Yeah me and me, I know. Bubbly badly. Don't you tarnish my bubbly name? I've just think Google has it out for you. So anyway we get home from the hospital and it. Was it was a lot I was in a lot of pain. And also really scared. Because now I have to pay out a gigantic rock. It is two millimeters. Look. You're holding up and you don't have a P can. Can you imagine? Pushing that through whining really into both have pushed kids heads out of every China's bringing. I did not mine. I'll never mind. Cheater, but they opened up to four centimeters, which is a lot bigger two millimeter. That's true. Yes, fingers shoved off me bigger than two millimeters. Don't WanNA. Hear about your husband. But and I'm not discounting childbirth because I can't have that experience. I don't understand that pain and. Thank God for women and how they're able to do that, but craft Bhatia Seahorse, then He. Could not have worried about a two millimeter, but listen that body part is meant for that function doesn't make it less painful I'm sure it's I'm sure it's painful normal day. That body per isn't big enough for a head to pass. I can't imagine how you guys even do it. But. It is designed to do. But I my. My winger winger is not designed to give birth. To get? Divorced from yes. To everything thing around Debra winger. Children. Anything! Only! Do Things. Come out of there and none of them are huge. Solid. Have both trying to figure out. What do you think? About. How long! I. Just went on. The air said it was a big. Hug Me of it. I was like a baby finished told. Bold or being shot at the end of it. And all you picture eight dollars, Chris pissing it out like an like an raiders lost except just the best the boulder going. Qwerty. Scary man! I know. Could you imagine it'd be running away from that? Another kidney stones covered forbid. Of the bubbly one of the worst things was. Drink just regular old plano flat water that will certainly not let him drink anything else, but. That was horrible. The juice is fine, but just plain water. That's Chris Choose. That's one of her island. Seltzer you. I don't know how they all went. The guys can get to cases. Have you find? So then after us feeling better, because apparently her brother went through. I mean not apparently he actually did it, but apparently they're. Not Saying. He doesn't believe him. To the hospital and she keeps telling me that her brother said all it was painful while I was going through. The kidney wants to hit the bladder. It was fine, and then he pete it out and it was no big deal. So I'm like okay well, that's great well, my stupid. My brother says I'm not experience them because I only drink sweet tea. I. Don't know how your kidney isn't just one gigantic. Shit Sugar. saw. Every day whatever? Way It's not supposed to you. Think wait a minute. To jump to jump back just a second since she brought up the sweet tea. because. When I was feeling better, and she's trying to force me to eat something. Even I don't want to eat more sitting at the table She's going over my diet and she's like. Will you do put a lot of salt on everything? And like I don't I had discovered pink Himalayan salt probably a year ago. You pepper things no. Mom she like. Pepper a a year ago, a year ago I started salting more, but not excessively okay well. How long do you think it takes the form a kidney stone? May could have happened in that year with all your new salt intake. Your body does know how to the kidney assaults of the car apparently. In Your Mind In the rap! Millimeter Boulder was like yeah, that's why. But if the case was the salt, white wooden more people because I've seen people just salt the hell out of everything. Maybe they do. Do you ask your your taste while you're serving them the have? Oh, maybe it's a combination of salt and bubbly. But I go back to work in the next six months. I'm going to ask the table I have. That uses an Shipton assault and go. So how many kidney stones have you had? Yeah? But you also have taken in consideration like sodium. prepackaged food adds to it a lot of prepackaged food, but you eat, and that's why I asked you how much sodium Marin year little. Like breakfast bars, you'd always. I don't know and pop tarts. How much sodium is in a pop tart? They don't solve a pop tarts. Sodium isn't. Hold on a pop tart. That's not all that's. ME AND SALTED! Assaulted by Christmas. So as jail was discussing before the show I put on facebook as anyone else experienced this in our group. An old man. The stories I shouldn't have done it before I started feeling better. Because! I I did it while I was feeling pain and some of these are horror stories. You're right there, you just accept. The horror stories of the kidney stones, I can't take it. With the horror stories. But my friend Teresa said is a nurse. She said drink lots of water. It strain your urine. Did you get a urine stranger? No, they didn't give me a urine trainer. It did not you know. My brother asked me that him. Brother asked me are straining near urine and I was like. How do you strain your keys or Fishing, gold, or whatever like that? Yes. A little thing that fits in the toilet seat that you're supposed to be in. I know what a toilet bowl trainer as because I have seen them. But like those little like a spaghetti trainer. Pictured it's obviously it has to be like more Mesh like yeah, okay, 'cause, it's got to be able to catch at. Two millimeter kidney stone would go through our colors in the kitchen. You know I shouldn't laugh I mean it could happen to me. I've heard my father used them and they're painful as hell. But you know so it's gotta be. It's gotTA. Be a finer Mesh. So that it does catch smaller because otherwise it's just going to pass right through it. Because I was using the spaghetti string now he wasn't I did not know. where? Had Spaghetti before we started. Now I thought it had an extra special kick to it. You said it was too salty. You. Almost. So, Yeah I was picturing her something I wore so glad to. That's the. War. Wear your you don't wear urine. Straighten her. Goes right on your belt buckle. Goes Down Yeah. It looks like a basketball fan. You got bank in. Here the paying on the backboard that way you know that sounds really fun because. It's for all those outdoor screws. Eight hours I was in pain, and then suddenly I wasn't because he loved it did I I. Don't know if I passed. I guess past training your P. No I didn't have anything to wear, and you wouldn't let me use the Spaghetti Stranger. Right, because our child like Spaghetti. Not Happen, we could have bought it in. Cheesecloth and done the same thing. Yeah, because it's a thin enough material that liquids will pass through, but it won't POW okay, so if this, but what I also don't understand is if this two millimeter stone? The size of car. Passes through my who yeah many. Repeat out a Fiat. A mini car a mini Cooper. The Italian job to happened in Chris Bathroom. Where things! are still very impressive. why? Why didn't you stranger should I? See something now. You're not going to see a little nugget that your and it's the same reason. That I had to strain my kids feces when she swallowed tomorrow. To make sure comes out. Why didn't you let them your colander? To Hey ads a mess for my face. That's what I had I. would think you'd be able to see a marble. Yes, but. It, passed it and we didn't know. While I had to dig around wasn't just visible. Had A Jones. Excavating was that snake. I knew I did not want to do this show. When the beer's growth! And Normally I. Can Portion. To let it go, so how big is two millimeter? I should not be able to see it or no, no I kept expecting. Oh. You guys are holding up your hands in their space the fingers. Can't make space between my fingers. I feel like I'm living in episode of the Office Right now and Michael Scott. Maybe, maybe maybe the tip of the PIN. I should be able to see that. When you ought. To the toilet. Yeah. That was the last time you measured. I mean some people said they had like a VW bands coming from VW vans coming out of their junk. Well then they were in Iowa way too much about some of these people. Ever wanted to jail. You could have just not read it like me. It was like a train wreck. It was like reading the horrible sugar. Free bears reviews, and you just couldn't stop. Some people said they had blood. I didn't experience any blood. So I guess I got really lucky and you haven't actually it's. Still there. Well I don't. I. Don't feel anything it. Won't. Well! How long does it hang out in the bladder? All I can picture is Tom Hanks in the green mile when he finally paid out his kidney stone. Yeah. That's what I had the look a pain so obviously. You need Michael Clarke Duncan here. That's how I've always imagined. It is like horrible and. You have to remember that. Hollywood overplays everything. You think Stephen King would overplayed that yes. But some people have had him so big, they actually have to have them like. Removed surgically removed. Not that five it's two millimeters. Huge is probably the size of the beer cooler. It's smaller than. About the size was left in the beautiful to this segments. If! You're a millipedes centimeters huge. Are you a millipedes? So you millipedes away. Some people are saying like their husband would roll on the ground. It was in pain couldn't get up and. What are you doing? Meters I got somebody giving me a good morning. Vietnam message, okay, look behind you see that show full of funk owes. That's the middle meter and. I had to pee out a funk. Oh, it's one twenty at hand one sixteenth of an inch. A million. TWO MILLION X! One sixteenth of. Yeah like it isn't. So when you look at a ruler, the thing is even if you got a ruler. That's hotline is centimeters. So it's even smaller than those lines lake. It. Well, to put it in perspective, you would need. Let's see. Eight millimeters is A. No Eight million reasons fifty well, apparently, it is too small just to see shootout and hit the toilet bowl, but didn't hear the paying like his play twelve. Roughly half an inch. That cheesecloth would show it. Well yeah because the cheesecloth is. Magical yes, it is! And there's no cheese. And Fort well sometimes. All right. I'm so confused on this whole experience. We spent a half hour talking about his own. That might or might not be there. Lor is going to hold a visual for everyone to see. No Showing you? One Eighth of an inch I have I A. Picture of a ruler, FM centimeter ruler. The ruler is huge. Absolutely unbelievable check can't let me see this. Look how big! That ruler is my goodness, but your ear in this line right here. Oh my God. You're making the ruler bigger. You can actually see tiny. When he means see, how tiny is ruler? took up your whole phone. Helping now, okay? Pay You can drive yourself to the yard. You told me to. Tell you to drive your so. I actually argued with you for two and a half hours to go to the Er because we don't have any insurance. And I told you it'd be fine. Just get in the car and go to the ER. That's why I suffered with a broken ankle for three months and I told you this set up getting cargo the for that, too, but you didn't listen to me. Did you because it would cost? Broken Ankle Four. Over that broken ankle, yeah, four million dollars just to walk through the door of the Er with a broken ankle. You don't even talk to anybody yet. And they hand you a bill for four million dollars, accurate American healthcare. A. First World Country Right I. Guess we should do what we came here to. Talk about your kidney stone. I can keep talking about. It's amazing. Those two days seem to have lasted a whole week. Almost tell me. Paul I might be passing the kidneys Stahl right now, okay? Bye. Say is this a painful conversation. It's painful for me listening to it because. I love it when mom and dad fight. So this is a type of show that we normally do for recorded and edited shows where we a re radio play. We don't add anything. Don't listen to him from way back of yesteryear. Reenact it, but with the twist these are scripts that did not make it on the podcast forty to the regular show that we have written. These are written by somebody else and the age. Somebody got paid to actually write scripts. So each of the characters and we asked you guys in our facebook group to help us out each of the characters that we will play, we'll have. Everyone can hear when you do that. She's working under sound effects. Creaky door and that's how babies are made, don't. Don't do that. That translates horrible. Oh I don't listen. Obviously, he kept doing it fit. In the characters we have assigned a quirk to, and we asked the facebook group for quirks and the twitter account for quirks, and you guys give us a bunch of quirks. Cork's quest quirks quirks. I'm watching here academia some all about the anybody who's listening and they type network change. One I've watched two episodes of that show. That's okay. That's my child feet their hair to people. To episodes so I don't know. It's it's a I know what it is. No saying. It's a trudge for the first couple episodes, but it gets really good. But it takes a while. If. You stuck around for the past three years. We're really hitting our strikes. Ways where we're GONNA, get real good guys. Were picked up? Now I do have one piece of advice for you. People who make anime pleased up making your characters your main character the why Niyaz Bitch on the planet. Can you please stop doing that? Because eight the hair, though so I mean every main anime character with the exception of death. Note is the only anime I've watched, and I haven't watched a ton of them. Would you say Goku whining? Haven't watched Dragon Ball Z. It's on the list by having watched it as she whiny or no I. Don't think he's very whining, but it seems like every main kid if the kids the main. Subject of the anime he is the wine. Brat ever that tells you. The Japanese think kids are whining. Because I think that's every single enemy. No matter if they're the main character or not and tell their wine I. Don't get it at all. You gotTA stop that 'cause. It's annoying. So I. Don't remember where I left off describing it. Quirks, QUIRKS Your Quirk. They're all might. all the characters have been random up. We don't know what characters were playing. We haven't read the script ahead of time, and we will be doing well. Tonight's my turn to do all the sound effects which I have to do by mouth, or whatever I can find in front of me cheater. Wall Prop. You'RE GONNA use anything on the table while carrot top. You didn't tell me that was available. Worse so the like the door down for you. Don't do that. If? You can see how it spikes on the. Door. I got the door. Dog Park. So you. Here, here's the list of that we got. We won't tell you who's playing. What quirk you can figure it out as we go along, so we have a list from Lauren from facebook. Over caffeinated us from Lauren New England accent from Paul Southern Accent from Paul stiffs a lot from Keith all from facebook uncontrollable belching says Liz from facebook. Thinks they are a dinosaur gyms, suggests twitter always saints, Christmas songs Guar Levert from twitter. I love Christmas songs. That's what you thought it was I. I did actually. They think everything was harder back when they were child's Susan from facebook toxic, a parrot suggests Aaron wizard from hat back from twitter. Thinks, he or she is cat from loopy. All over from twitter cries easily from Lucy in the sky or three on. Twitter, handle. FACEBOOK guy. Movie. Directors suggest John Thinks he won. The World Series has owl an RB singer. Toothless and Seattle from twitter loves to eat. Can I see your feet from twitter? TV Show hosts just the Jehovah's from twitter. Lost their dogs Karen from facebook and always wants a hug. Stephen from Facebook Lor can't do the cries easily. She does that before every show because she doesn't want to do it. I could have done it today or a couple of days ago. When I was a peanut, my kidney stone into the Spaghetti trainer, all two millimeters of it in an. Size of a size of Mount Everest. How are you carrying that around inside of you? It's what I want. It know it's twins. Have you seen men in black when they shrink things down? then. It hits the air. It expands. Yes, okay, yeah, have be seen men in black international. Don't yes, yes. It wasn't that bad and terrible. It's better than the second black. Secondhand was good and the third man. Good. But we just got rid of the original castle. International it should've worked with that cast. That was a great cast. You can't work with bad scripts. Sometimes I guess so that's is horrible. 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Actually rose. That was that was crowd sounds in a bar, but apparently it was a Spanish bar. I didn't hear anything. In there? You in a friendly Bah on E. Seven. Strini you. Hold on. I'm doing that thing they do with a roller. Their be that thing and the conversation is small. Talk With Sandy the. Ten. Get so much hate mail for all of the show. That was perfect. And not opening up for boys to men is. Have a rose. Take anybody at this point. I not football, anymore. That's my no, my announcer. You're supposed to be I. Don't know at this point. I'm still laughing so hard at Chris. I can't do it anymore. Man Windy football's not football anymore to professional. Sandy Gimme those. College teams. If you, give me a hug. I agree with you Mr. Prager. You take that old Notre Tom. Team, we all want the hugs. I'd rather watch them than. Mr Prager. You see that. By The guy that just walked in. Do you think he could give me a hug? The one with his halsted down. Yeah. He looks like he would totally give me a hug. And there's four or five with him, and he think they'll all give me. Say. That somewhere, probably around fenway some small time. Or other. What are they spreading I hope it's hug. I changed that whole line on. Your turn head. I don't know. Sandy. It looks like a stick up. There's a smart man q two. Think of. Didn't say. Thank you for your cracker. Admission Mantis Guy That's just what it is. Ro. Everybody quiet. People haven't figured it out yet for a giant ashore. This is what we call it a hold. That's because they couldn't believe you were a dying. Get Your Wallet? Shout rings jewelry from the. Eighties my. Boys Passing Magno. Cheap you. Are you going to give me a hug? No, Up The register room or an empty on the bar? Oh teaching. That's money hidden. Fishing. I make the rounds boys. And you don't have to leave. None of those good people carefree. Let them walk. Oh? Cute. Nothing. Let's see what you got. Oh, here's my money. Forty dollars. Take your pen to your wallet and that. No My replica Patriots Super Bowl Ring, but all right just take it. Don't hurt me dinosaur. What do you think you're looking at my? Face. Don't you like what you see? Maybe you WANNA. Remember me as a giant server is at it. here. Mouths I. Give me your Black Jack. This fellow here is giving me the once-over. Like a bad pirate bird. Yeah I'm surprised you didn't open the door and have everyone get on the floor. Diners. All, right I'm working on it. Keith, we're are. We've got everything cleaned it out good. Let's go? Edge weird how you do with the Lisp, even when there's no s is. Really ACC- early. That's what she said. I had to listen appropriately. Okay here we go. To bad guy. And I was just going to give you something to remember me by Roy. So long dopes. Sued? A stage direction is in very close I'm not sure what pet that means got gotta get really close to the microphone. Found ruling rural. Semesters to loan. Back up a little bit from the. Five clerks walked. In but only three leave. them are standing in the Blah. Look into win. With doing a thug math. Knows what to do, then you relax. They're not all. Maybe you can stop them baby. Come to my couch. Sit Down here next to me. It's a of groove. He move and Penan mony breaks new. And that's how he got Laura. Oh, the pandemonium! I liked pandas. got kind of get them. Stops Running Away Police, my dog is God. There's an issue. Here comes a cop. The cops will get them and find my dog. Everybody. Welcome to the show right over here. We got our first contestant. Over there right over here. We got this lady. She needs a hug and our third contestant is missing their down all. Right before we start on, eat everyone, stand back there. You to stop four okay? Oh. He. got them both. Back to lines. You Suck. I tried. Now Officer Thank you and welcome to the show. Well you couldn't get them all, but at least you got two of them. Yes, unfortunately, getting them all wins the game. Dead Officer I don't think so. That's not part of the price package say. Who are you I? Don't remember you calling you down from contestants row, but you do look familiar. Ted Progress the news. Oh Yeah, sure I remember. You were on the show last week. I remember you Mr Producer. Excuse me, but this contestants one ambulance. I got a call one. Nice outfits up I'd like to write you up. watching name Matt Gains You. See Me on TV twenty second precinct. I could use the story Mr Prager. My ratings have been going down down down down. Ma! Too Bad I only got two of them. The funniest thing you ever heard. That even if you let me say that line before you said your, line. You lose press your luck. Not No me knowing me stop. Yes get my line. That's why that joke fell flat. What do you feel about that Miss Dinosaur I thought you said it. Well that'd be terrific Kelly. He. Still hasn't said. Now. You're good. Yeah, you're when Joey writes, does it? lost. On the page. For that matter. We're just GONNA. Skip it because you know it's fine. We're not getting paid for this. Keep going. Listen when Joey, Rice does it. It gets done raw too bad. I only got two of them. Are said the policeman listen from the paper? Get this. It was not until after the shooting that the officer discovered his fatal mistake wrong. The two men who had entered the Bar, what gang were not part of the mob raw? I like that not part of the mob. I go ahead, finish it joey. Mates. and. I. Feel Way more competent in our scripts. After every show we do this. Jeremy Horses Raw. Not Todd of the MA I just you. Okay now you'RE A. Parrot chicken? Dinosaur. What I am. Roll Bam. Roy. And said they were to. Taxi drivers that delayed. are of the mob had forced stay behind to act as shields shell that the actual robbers Mike. Are Escape under cover of the violence directed at the taxi drivers. Are! That is a off. I really hate. You hate your lines. Well silence stops the play. Yes, well, you should just keep going because that's what we're doing. Well Those dope be standing there. You know I can just see it now are. Roy. Imagine what? Our. Peak nup up those taxi drivers in the cops come. On. How cold and says. Too Bad I only got two of them. Raw Just because they thought the dinosaurs had feathers I didn't think they still thought they sounded like parrots. Well they be dead. Not. Only what of He L. Listen. One of the drivers George piva raw, aged fifty. One died instantly raw. Edgar better better detto thirty four is in the city hospital with this condition is. Listed as critical ooh! Boy I. Ask you ain't that the best scream, you ever heard. Clump, clump plumper plump plump plump. Every time just because you're Ri-. Sit Down Gains. Why don't you sit down? If, he dies Mr Predator, there will be no prizes and remember. Everything is taxed. I. I don't know what else to do now now. WHY BLAME YOURSELF? You made a mistake. Any top might have made a mistake a mistake. Never make a mistake the right here on this cue card for me. Yeah. That's right. I could have done it. No one blames you. I killed a man an innocent man. That was even part of the game. And, there's another one inside there in the operating room and he may die to I may have murdered two men and the object was the murder no men. Anyone you actually showman in the line of duty. Look I saw the face of the man who. Never the leader of that game you know the dinosaur. I was a cruel face. Lots of teeth, fangs everywhere and ambitious one. He's out of if anyone is, I remember that dinosaur. He sounds like a parrot. I'll tell you. Dis Mr Producer. Games gains. I'll make your promise I'll find that man I. Know His face from somewhere. You know probably museum or something like that. I'd probably saw his fossils there. I don't care how long it takes or what I'll I have to do I'll wait forever just like waiting for the Red Sox to win a world series, but I'll wait him I'll find him. That man Benedetto. He's only on the stage for thirty seconds now. He's in the operating room. Checked up on him, he's going to win Washer and Dryer Combo. He's thirty four. Driving a cab since twenty one. got a wife and two kids. He said that right on the show, a girl, seven and a little baby twenty one months. I killed their father. I made a widow out of his wife Stopping Games you gotTA. Stop it and I place. BENEDETTO's not dead. No. Only. One of them's dead. Only beavers dead. That's because you neglected it. Neglected, the BEAVER, yes. I better leave it to them then. Only a fifty. Instead. s know who was so bad. Is it not enough to win, but not so bad? Why do you talk to yourself? Yeah maybe I should just go back to showcase. That's right. Just sit down. Sit Down, await, MATT! Try. It won't be so bad. Maybe it's just won't be so bad. Yes, what is it? Click. clack. I'm sorry gentlemen. Mr Bernadette died. On the operating table. Phrase Admiralty. Gains are all these. All the pictures in your Batmans rogues gallery. Right MR producer. Well let's get started. That batch there that'll do. I'll. I'll know that face when I see it. You turn. Them gains. I'll call if I see anything. Alright. Flip Flip. PEOP-, three prefab. No, no, it's not at ease. Let's see some more flippity flop. Flip. The game is you got a bunch of pictures in front of them? You gotta find them in the next fifteen seconds, did you? Do you win a new car? Doodoo to? Get going gains. Just keep going. flapping floor flipped floor to the floor flip. He's throwing the pictures to the floor. That's what I'm asking. Flip did a floor I thought he was making. To the flip. I can't wait till we get back to that. I just read the bottom of the page. Good as a huge. Now what is that for? Why did you throw now? What's the use running out of time on the clock? We will find him before a dings. What's the use of anything? Look I told you before. The Patriots are going to be just fine without brady all right. You got to get that crazy idea head. They're still gonNA. Win The division the bills aren't that good. All, right now you got to be more responsible for the death. Those drivers. Shouldn't you be a bills fan? How can you say that? I'm a dolphins fan? Gary jumped ship two years ago. I would jump ship back in the nineties. Dan Marino. I killed them, didn't I? That's right. He killed everybody's dreams. All right, know thank you. Thank you for that now. Listen to me. I'm going after the man who led that. Hold up right. It was probably ballot. Check the man who was really responsible for the death of those drivers. Dangerous prager. That's the name of this game because it's double Dan. I'll take the physical challenge. If it gets around your hunting a crook on the physical challenge, you'll lose all your contacts. You won't be able to get the inside on anything, but yet you still have a try. Thirty seconds on the clock, I'll take that chance. I could take him myself. You won't even be able to get a byline on these stories you won't dare. They would know what's going well. Who's doing the job or what's going on? That's not the most important thing in the world. You know the Red Sox Pats Dad the most important thing in the world. I don't know anything about that because it is time to see what's behind door number two. And what's behind door number two is if you get too close to that guy behind door number two. There's no telling what might happen to you. You better take the box. I can still take care myself. Now pick up those pictures and let's finish looking at them and get rid of that idea that killed anyone. Yeah okay sure. I'll just forget the whole thing I get never happened like my my whole daytime game show hosting career like US deflating footballs. Yeah. Only. What do I do when I see a kid on the street? And he reminds me of Benedos. Kids what do I do at night to make me forget so I can go to sleep drugs. Cocaine Sorry we haven't met him yet. Come. Take a look. Page? Take. A look at my love baby. And you Ted Bratcher of the daily. News, look at his eyes, and he says these words baby get down really low with me now. You realize that this is a lot more than a story for your paper. Important as it is. Right Honey Come up to me the smoky sexy body if your. Yeah. You want to help. Catch that crook with the patent leather hair and. He's at stake as well. Have a nice Iras troll. Man Named Matt Gain Oh back. Jesse sexy met Games. That's also at stake, and as you watch big big open face. Oso Big as he. Turns the pictures in front of him and you know you've got a job on your hands Oh. It's a nice hand job, a big hand job. You Ted, what? We mean no I go ahead. Ted Pratt. Head Rancho. Reporter for the New York Daily News. Spread that news. On your search for a smooth haired batted, who held up a? Baby smooth just like his singing and calls accidental death. To taxi driver is now one, but to and no. You know what should do a you know it. It's dangerous. This game you play with my love. love is dangerous or maybe even your laugh baby. And even if you get anything, you won't be able to ride it in your bag. Run Page love kills. You stopped making the rounds you start coming through. The smoke filled vows crimes. And the dips meet to talk over the succession. Are Go for some dip. Mir. MIRA meow meow. MEOW, meow! MEOW here. Is that it. You're just going to be our. How they know what's going on in the. You think your cat. You're not a cat I'm a cat translator. Hey. Can you translate that I I, Can i? Know there's a cat translator here. Lebron I'm in college for this. Why are you so Christopher Walken? Translate for a cat. Go ahead kitty. Yum Yum, Yum! Yum Yum. Yum, yeah! And, you know what she good. She went right up to him and scratched her initials and his cheek. Rap Memoir. What did he do to her me tone that. Jank you. I. Don't mind if I do. That with a cat fed hold up. Hold Up. What do you want bud? Don I was drinking my. Just like the cat told me to I, wanted nothing except maybe a fresh beer, and maybe it could be a nice Sam Adams maybe an October fest. ooh, no a Boston Lager Boston lager the best, but hey just looking A. we don't have no Pathan Auger here. Well we looking at here either now. WHOA WHOA WHOA Hello Matt. Ted Calling no nothing yet, but don't give up. I've been about a dozen places. Fenway, the Gaden up, find him. Please write one beer. Could eat. He Now, there should have done. Using a couple of. Taxi drivers shields. Why not? Because it makes it much tougher us, he they doubled because in this area. There watching every minute. Of every day for him, yeah meantime. It makes it tough on. US, Oh, my goodness, slow news! I never I never thought of that. Cocaine. I. I did ask Millie. Here about him. She was there. When it happened. What That's crazy the place. That's right right? Place lost the dog when he walked out the. But. He take anything. My. Don't get a Bell Maximum gave me did I. Say took my dog. The Dog. Owners not my dog. She's priceless. No Kid, no really no kidding show. Dog. was. Bunker I. I. I'd like to make it for those wise guys. I'd like to sing. That included, I lost. Hey shot. He. You won't say no to for anybody. Can't you see those people around? SLOP KLOPP KLOPP. KLOPP KLOPP KLOPP KLOPP. Hi, I'm interested in watch said that mealy. About My. You didn't see you. Unless you can find mytalk? beat at. look if you WANNA make a little money. I said bid. Okay okay, if only if you change your mind, my name is Tad Prega. There's people around that can tell you where to find me probably at a bar or Fan, way or watching the pats play. You don't exist. Well as Like I always say your. Gran-. Are. Are made you be there. been quite now month are. Pirate. I'm not really sure either. Know. I knew it's time we stopped being quiet. Are Even here. People stop talking about me. That just. Long! I wish. To her. Taxi drivers so. Her. Webby the CAPER. Mate Are. Your like this one moves through. Your like this special because. Our this what is? My style listen. Some. Cropper's Sabrina. Make sure it's. Getting. Boring. Practice speaking. Ted this is Baynton on the CD. Day Ask. Can you get down to the East? Side Hall. I share Ken. I've never really talked to a British man before. I finally got the British accent down. That's wonderful. That's good. We'll I have a running joke on this show because we got a Knoller Brit episode coming up. Next week. Just got word about big. Hold up some girls. Being confirmed big party all that three-man deed the job her. Can I see Brady Rock? Manny You can take pop e. You, you can see the girl herself. She was the old. She was only a kid to fourteen. Marion Age Here in a sales. I'll be right there. In a West Virginia gave the address I'm on my way. All right guys everyone to your places. They came in Mr Prager and they just took everything and action. See while the lead of the game. Look like cut cut cut. He was terrible. He had his hair all smoothed down and oily and smile on his face. Can we get some wardrobe in here? Please hair makeup. did he did he laugh out loud? I mean. Ari Guys and action yes. Sir, especially when He. When he came after me action I thought we already talking. What did he do to you? Did he rip his pants like Brady Dead? Playing, Golf. I again. Guys. That was terrible well. I had I had my ring. My father gave it to me for my confirmation was ring with diamonds. Mr Prager so I will. Well to keep him from getting it. I put it in my mouth. Yes. There's no way. Could that not Saudi appropriate. It's nineteen forty-nine dammit. Eight okay, it doesn't matter. Legal I mean. Not Drug, it's a six. All right guys you get on your spots, and can we get costuming in here to fix this? And well? He came up to me with a smile on his face, and he put his thumb on one side of my cheek and his finger on the other. Why that? I think you're upset. He's more outraged. No I WANNA. Make it sound seductive. Creek. Because that was his line Sir and he squeezed until I couldn't stand anymore. squishy, you like an orange. Okay, he's back, so he's back on my job. Don't you worry I'll find that man. That would be. Not An audio thing that we lose. Do we move? Is a car coming to a style and then. Ninety, forty eight. Hold on, let me turn up by Jalopy. Talk. You can't part that car here. MR, because you're on, you can't park that car here. Man's Matt. Oh. I was just practicing from new game show. You can't park your car here. That's good because I can't project how I wanNA talk to you. I've been driving around looking for you. Can you get in? Is this cash cab? What for? I love that show. He's back at it again. He's doing cash cab again. Right the guy we're looking for. He's around town. Can you come with me all right well? We have fourteen blocks, and you have to answer all these questions. Never mind I'm off duty. But what four because I'm going hunting for him for that? Weather had smile. I want a company so happen. Ten left. That's what NASCAR sounds like on the radio. Here for three hours. You haven't answered one question, but I have gotten one wrong, so you're. You're making zero dollars. What do you expect to find this? Kirk to standing on the corner? Maybe never can tell he might. Matt. What's the matter just had to stop the car suddenly right there. Where on the Corner Whitney be you know around the corner, six and Hesse in broad daylight. You absolutely correct. You got one hundred dollars in your bank, but. This one. Yeah, the one talking to the girl if he didn't have a candle world. You mean a Ted. Taking he's yours. I will I will take. Ted I just saw Mr Dennis. Prosecuting. Attorney Yeah he's coming on the show. He says he wants a positive witnesses. Our friend denies anything. Of course. That's part of the show my new show. Our friend is everything. That's what I said. Well. Never was in the seventh street bar never held up. Anybody use taxi drivers as shields. What Him Dad Joey Rice to the thing like that so that's his name. Jerry Rice. I mean Joey Rice. Slick as they come, smooth on. The show didn't make the showcase smooth. It'll be a tough to pin on him. O K Matt. I'll go in and see Mr. Dennis Oh, no, you can't identify. I can't do that slowly slowly. They're. Why Not Because it's not part of the show. That's a whole different network. And it would also finish you as a police reporter. Cut Off all your contacts, and that not that not at all. What health? What is this word say and that's not all it might cut off well seeing as how I can still read, I'll take that chance. No, no. No. You haven't passed kidney stones like I. Have don't. In a way, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll go deflate footballs. I'M GONNA. Go Watch the Red Sox beat up on. The Yanks get rice before me on a one-way screen. Of the hour. Then let Mr. Dennis prefers case if he needs me a testify. Ed's. So are you matt. Steps in agreement. Does that me that means? We're GONNA walk together okay. That's what we did what we did. We walked together now. It's time for Dennis. Do you even know what Mr Dennis is. All right. That way that way because I'm a wizard. Just saying you're wizard doesn't make you a wizard. Expect, pitch. Oh sorry. That's Harry Potter those what's. Apparently no other wizards do so. Far. What is this? I think it's a dinosaur. Just a letto matter of identification. I need to reserve God rice as a prosecuting attorney. I'm. Don I don't give a shit. Thoughts and might be a good idea to identify you as a wizard. Goodall to chalk marks now and standstill. 'cause you know wizard rice. Light on them okay for YOU MR, producer. That's Fine Matt I. Moody. Stennis. Well. 'cause I'm a wizard. That's the man that held up the street Bah. You're sure yes. Mr Moody, Dennis? Absolutely sure. Well maybe in a wizard okay? Sergeant Tech Away. Thanks for the identification I needed that. Next time you see them all wizard and he'll be in court on trial for robbery and criminal assault. BOOP BOOP BOOP WE PAY BPP. SAYS EXCITEMENT OF VOICES BG. Background! Oh, I said, be and g very candidly Arcada. I can see the excitement dad Joe Rice smiling Matt. Yeah, but now it's time to start to show and charts the show. Short the show because that's the name of my news show, it's called short. Term I'm going to read. What are we going to do? Show Gluten Dude. Alex. I, I would like to take. Expected consequences for one hundred, please. I would also like to take. I thought it was a, fart. Search you hundreds. That's a double question. Screen just. Made Me, Mr Dentist has an idea. He looks funny were to be on this show. He should let. Oh, here comes the judge. People. Why do I answer? Is, job five. Five. Apple. have Johnny. Babbling it says the Babbel dies down and said I don't care right now. Brandon are having a short-circuit moment. Such a great movie. Gutenberg. And LSU. The clerk. Not Me. I. Like, talking over one another, we haven't stopped yet. Well Johnny Fire. Has the clerkship probably starts okay well. If Johnny five comes down, I mean. I don't know what to eat I. I love my Spaghetti Hammer tacos. Maybe some peace. Anything. Like this. million. Trainer but that's okay. 'cause I love to. The honorable. Judge Bernard Smith per citing court is in session and I'm going to the buffet. Bang Bang shoot 'em up there goes Dennis. Your honor I'm always heard. Every whatever movie with wizards in the always announce that they're a wizard, so you know. You're whisper. Movie I watched wizards they announced. It's your wizard Harry. Carey he's a wizard. That was not here. The announcing he was wizard. A Wizard Watch me do this I should have done that in the accent. You're a wizard hair. Eliezer. I love that man. MR, Dennis. Yes, would you like to hear about how I won the world series? Your honor. I'd like to tell. It was days seven bottom of the knife. There were two outs runners on first and third. I hit a screamer down the middle, and we scored that winning. Run now back to you, attorney. Iran or has a wizard. and. Security Attorney I don't care. I must protest they appearance of the defendant because he's also possibly a wizard event pleases the cart. It is obvious that the reason the defendant Joseph Rice Apostle. Wizard came into this court roomed day wearing full beard because he might be a wizard. Only wizards have here's this is something we prove it. That's right tents, my beard. To talk about your husband. It's my wife She's my beard as to make absolute. Identification of him of himself and possible. Why we these shootings. That's. Crowd Reaction! Bullets. As a wizard I'm used as an shout come. It was actually one sounds. Your honor as the wizard. Ledge. The defendant committed these crimes he's charged with. With Clean Shaven face coming of a wizard. Vary unbecoming of a was it at crops quietly he must and the interest of justice in. An equity. Be Order to shave off the beard he has grown. Of A wizard. Which is a patent? Dodge in the ruse, extra crispy chicken. Your honor your honor. Do you hear what I hear? I do hear what you hear and I hear me winning the world series. I hear it the crowd roaring. Standing right out there in Wrigley field where the cops didn't win for one hundred eight years, but I did on Wrigley, field. But here let me hear what you have to say. The attorney of the defendant, your honor, my client Joseph Rise likes to wear a beers wizard. He thinks beard becomes him. And I say that every man has a constitutional right, if not the God given right because I wish to shave or not to shift. That's the question to wear a beard or not to wear a beer the second question now. Here what? Is it about the beard? I like to sit naked Cherry Jello. Honor please all right are. All right is a very complicated question. Gentleman and that question is. Was Me winning the world series. The greatest moment of my life are becoming a judge and I have to tell you. What in the world series was the greatest moment of my life. Right coming. and. I'm still going to have to rule on that at some point that this man. Did whatever he did, and that was becoming a wizard. Cortisol. Weser didn't never been decided before. Court go against us, and we'd be before. Restart because you're wizard rice. He can't be audited. Shave Mr Dennis. It's never been decided before. 'cause I'm who is your and Irish. Now the big question is what do we do serve because it's my game show entitled. What are we going to do? Her? I wish I had an idea gains but I'm only a wizard. Irish wizard. Drunk Irish wizard. Win The world series. I. Can I talk to you. Know. Well judge I pay. She Ken so why Shaw. Do A horse. Running. Mr. By I seen one happened one he. told he took my dog and I like to get on that stance word. Millie. Miss if I got my dog back. Can you positively identify Joey with his playoff beard that he grew during this whole thing while the judge was winning the world series right in with his beard as the man who held up the. Street by. Don't wait every. Upside? Down Quite He took your dog upside down. Okay, Millie, the prosecuting attorney's right there, but watch. Change your mind. That little tricky pulled on the. Being come. Remember Why? I didn't realize that little girl was a dog, but sure I remember. Little Girl. She's my kid constant dog's cousins. And she testifies beard. New Be. Heard. It was Joey Razz who held up the bar. The so fast you look over at Patrolman Matt Gains Sexy little thing as the trial winds up every for the first time in warns that man is Milen he's a human being again. Bear come on over, touch my chest. And you've got your big story yeah baby. But, nobody knows nobody knows nobody knows who. Until now. This very nice, ooh! Radio Program called the Big Story. Dot until you now can say. Well this is the job I did. This is the role I play. These other steps I work Ted Tagger. Nat Reporter of the New York daily. News. Grab Man Manage. Tonight's big story was quickly convicted by jury, but wow waiting sentence. He became violent and was facially declared to be. Insane. Insane like how we get after we win a super bowl. He was therefore transferred to the asylum in. One where he is still confined. Many thanks for tonight's Pamela will. I'm going to smoke that shit away. Ball. Owner? Ball Law. Our. Come Down Baby. Don't even. Dow. It was all bunch Jerash. Now! Using it again next week same time same station when Paul Mall famous oubre this. Present another big story, a big big story, a huge big ass door Ed. From the pages of the Pittsburgh spread his. I think he blew out everyone's speaker supreme know what's better, Sabrina really having to go to the bathroom or Laura spilling my beer. That's okay cleaned up with the script. That's the cleanest. That's been for the past Cajun. You gotta give your beer ranking i. Well at least the script wasn't worth keeping I. don't even know what goes on in these scripts. I don't either I totally got lost there I. don't even know how having a beard or not beard really. Start coming in and why was that? Showed up at the court. And this is why I was cleaning the four, so he showed up at the courthouse with a beard, because then he couldn't be identified because he didn't look the same. That was the point she. You get out of crime just by growing a beard. Yeah, but that's for you and Chris Man I think they will take you to court before six months is. Back twice now, and I haven't even touched my face, and that is absolutely true. Yeah, it is true. It's still looks like a goatee according to you. Know, not even a goatee it with my looks good. You keep lying to your. I'm not lying to myself. I've had multiple people. Tell me that your mom doesn't count. I haven't seen her. She hasn't seen it You just a beard hater. She likes everything smooth speaking of beard. Haters. What you think of the beer now. That's a Beer Hedo. What did I think of the Beer I couldn't even pawn it off on Sabrina. So. Are you reading into one as well? Yeah I. It's not that Great. I thought it was I. thought it was good, but I like stoute's I'm going to read it a three. Year she might give a real real beer review now. Did, you now that you've seen your beer the second time. How do we? Did you pass a kidney stone in the bathroom? One millimeter so I didn't feel it. Did you have to see section your kidney stone. Yes, I did. Like. She's opening another Vu. ooh! SO jail fear master I've gotta give it a six I really like. He's got a good flavor to it. You get a little bit of the police in there I. Find it to be very smooth to got a very smooth. Spanish so I doubt I. Don't find it to be too heavy. I could easily drink six of these I like it. It's really good. I think the problem is Sabrina. Lore has is. Like two pound, their beers and stout is not a pounding beer. Stout is definitely a SIP. Take your time kind of beer. Excuse me, why can't do? It's like guns and roses said you have to have a little patience I. don't like the pound. Patients. Like to drink and. I. Know a wizard Euro Wizards. Like I like to be able to drink dinosaur bird. You gotTA. Drink it before it's hot. You guys like to. I. Wonder, though if actually a stout would actually be better room temperature. It doesn't lose much flavour Gordon Room Temperature Is actually better much much better than room temperature because that's the way it's. It's supposed to be served if they drug their beers. More at room temperature rang English. That's the way all beer should be. Yes! But. We're assholes. Drink cold. But you two off forty eight point six degrees. I'm not putting you down, but you guys like to drink your beers faster. This is more of a I. Know Sabrina sound like our fifth beer during the show. This is more of a drink. We had a rough day four and a half. I also had a T.. A stout is more of long island tape. Take your time beer, not A. You're you're not drinking a stout to drink as much as you can. Know your drink out for the flavor. You take it for what it is like the flavor. Pineapple yes, okay and less stout. A little less than sow. Maybe some crane, yeah! While the next time I'll get the honey wheat beer. Well. Two weeks before I get another beer lear at an hour and a half, so we're going to leave. But I love you guys and I'm the Lizard. Euro Wizard Sabrina. I gotta go piss out of kidney stone. You haven't done. I don't know I have no idea. Straighter, Thirty the strain or now isn't gonNA help. I got the stranger announced to make dinner. You know Chris I'm really upset. I ran out there and got you that bubbly, and you didn't open it and drink I didn't because I was laughing too hard. I am going to drink it now though. I ran out there. Over. The dog ate almost got my ankles bit by zero just. BEEN HURT Oh, yeah, that three pound dogs deadly. True, even three pounds. Soaking wet three points for last. Her last way at the bet with three points, you pounds. And he will be five August I. Can you believe it Chris's pedo bigger? I thought zero was my kid. That's a lot of hair kidney stone We're shooting new The House this Lutheran for next week. Tom Petty and the heartbreakers is almost done as well. That should be coming up in the next few weeks and Madonna still in my head so I need to put it out on. WE'LL BE WORKED ON AFTER THAT So. Let's good stuff coming up in the future and we will see you there. Hi, I'm Christopher, Devos. Sabrina appear jail trump's. I'm Laura by stay. Fresh cheese bags catch the flippity flop. Gong. Ya, all the ending catchphrases, my daughter only repeats years jail. And blood. Sucks to be the favorite. She's like catch on the flip flop. say stay fresh cheese bags. I do like stay fresh jeans bags. Hang my kids set gung I, so I might be. That's because that was their first word. Right as they popped out of your open open wound. Actually new, Labor was over the kids came out. There was no crying all she heard was. Holding two millimeter stones. So we we look at these two millimeter stones.

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Podcast 42 Live!

Podcast 42

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Podcast 42 Live!

"Ah Ha cut off your story because now we're live. It's podcast Forty two Christopher devils. I'm Sabrina Pierre. Jail Tros. I'm Laura and that's all I'm vain for the rest of the show. I know because you did a lot of talking before we went live last night. That was all I was saying for the rest of the show. Okay good I'm a cut off your mind and somebody fix the phone. I can't hear anything again so jails in studio because we got smart. Well jail got smart and I didn't get smart. We'RE GONNA set up jail like we did last week on the phone. Except we're going to do it over skype. Hopefully get better sound for him and we realized that in his county he's allowed out during the day so you can come into the studio during the day where we you know we mostly record at night and then we could have done our office episode. But it's not done being written because I have too much time off. I know all this time off I mean. Can you do any writing this weird? Because you think you would just sit down and and hit it hard. But no. There's too many distractions there's Disney plus a net flicks and the children are leaving trails of paper from their room to the kitchen. I'm not sure what that is but it happens every day and there's a lot going on nothing going on and I can't explain what did you. What did you mile to jail every day? She said every day every day. I don't understand where the paper comes from. It's like their cats and they just shred paper in the room and then stuff it in their pockets and walk around the House with it and the pockets are so full that it cats pocket. Yeah Yeah and now like many kangaroos. Oh now maybe leaving a paper trail in order to find their way back to the congressional thing but what I don't understand I have taken all the paper out of her room so I don't know where it will. Maybe she's smuggling it in smuggle it out. Maybe what was even more weird is? They're blank pieces of paper. So there's nothing on. There's nothing on them are. Is You know she mean adding them in her roots for produce? Yeah they could be writing and exactly maybe maybe. They saw the episode of the Office. Where it's wrote in urine and you had to hold it up the heat to see it. I haven't made it that far yet. The thing is I would believe you Sabrina. But it's twenty twenty and there's so many other ways to encrypt things than what we had to do in nineteen seventy with lemon juice and charcoal and is not fire stream of locked cell phones one clock. He can't be she not helping her with it because if so and they were notes they would have been folded in good ways. That's true I have some of the best note folding ways by the paper would not have been ripped up Why are you to passing full two notes at work when we had jobs? Because that's the way you communicate exactly otherwise the people know who you're talking about. Okay well I would just like to announce that right now. I am trying to new soda. Water at the don't break any more. Mike stems normally. If you listen to them you know I do the bubbly. But I've tried this new water from a rock band called Aha. I don't think the rock band did at Chris. I'm sure this the rock band water. That's why I bought it and I don't know if it's a how or if it's just hard eating after you take a sip of water and you're like the flavor of tried is orange and grapefruit. Mix begun in a day or two. And here's my review should take you no. It didn't take me on and I tried to sing to her with empty cannon her face and she didn't like that at all plus. I forgot half the word dead and I can't hit that note. He can't encourage it. At least a soda can is in your face. Sabrina that's true. There's some guys with wrenches chasing me. The greatest video ever. It is the only reason why that song is popular. It really is a whole side that it's a decent size music video made the song I would say. It's a mediocre song. It's not bad. It's not good but the video. It's the perfect. Almost their guy yar well since we're talking swatter let's open up. Jails beer cooler at this. We are the rug on your face. Jay Ellesmere coup cooler than you think. We have to sing all the songs man away. If I try to pipe the music through the speaker dashboard knocks live. I got I got quiet because I was like all right ause. I can put the last week. I was able to walk around. I mean it wasn't wearing clothes. I was just wearing that belt. We're glad you put on a shirt today. You're welcome. I mean. I recorded half that show in the bathroom too. So name we could hear from the echoes K. We put your microphone in the bathroom to make you feel more at home good. Hopefully there was to play. Well what did you bring for the author crooked brewery high stepper because nothing says I miss you than an Ip to Laura what we're GONNA do it in different? Normally we would sit it and then judge at the end. They announcing that because I wasn't prepared last week to do the rating right away. Oh sorry we do the rating right away and if you want to change your rating at the end feel free but first impressions. Sabrina I like it. That's you're GONNA say Giang Guy Ready. Why she's not the one who Moses speaking of ratings it's done on a six pack scale one being the worst sixteen the best this makes sense to everybody except for one social distance Canadian in Kissimmee so bacteria rating elegant. I was expecting so much more. And then she gives it a four. Yeah I'm waiting for it. That's going to be the highest. I think shooting to give it as a four four. Yeah 'cause always I like it and then usually like middle road. I'm going like five. Whoo GOD-LIKE FIVE ELISE. What do you like about it? Okay so I think as to me. Just remind me of grapefruit juice. What I don't know why 'cause a lot of yeah you get that little bitterness at and I personally really like grapefruit juice so I hate it. I Hate Group. You know just advocate to it. I like grapefruit juice to yeah so I don't know it's got a good flavor. Did you put a number to this. It's like it's your first show. You should pay for and I know because you're paying ten. I gotTA watch US Five. Check the chat box speaking to chat box if you'd like to Chime IN ON ANYTHING GO TO SPREAKER DOT COM slash. Podcast forty two. You'll see where we're broadcasting live. We're Laura's broken another Mike Stan. And there's a little chat bubble there you can click that and type in whatever you want and we will get that. Mic stands a little limp. They're speaking of limp. Laura what's that she broke it again. Tell me about unscrew here for this. What tell me what you think of the beer you know no? We don't know you need to expand. I I did Miss J o until he brought me an Ip now. I wish he stayed away longer. So quarantine beard then Z. Top style is Very bitter in very happy and it is not my favorite. Ip ever like she says for every Ip. I'm GONNA take another smell hold on. No it's a SIP lore you're supposed to taste it not stomach. Yeah but the smell tells me all I need the now. Okay when you've been drinking the beer wrong this entire time. No wonder there's full cans. I have to snip. This one. I'm going to give it a three. I don't understand why people like beer smell so bad. That's really bad I actually I think going to give it a one. Did you really think about the bill? A dead like I was trying to see if maybe I could do a to a you actually do a one now but we were talking about before. I was yell that before that I couldn't go less than a one by WHO Chris and John. It's his segment told me I couldn't go less than a one what you want to what you want. 'cause I agree what you going to rate it. To Sips Gem sips that's a fair rating. You didn't even give it to. It gave it to sniffs not to said now. I I gave it to snaps anti steps to to to. I tried really hard. So she's reading in a four. Oh all right so. Hey this is great. This is a win all right however you want to. I would not drink four cans. You would not even drink one. I'll go next after that. Wonderful Review this one is. I think this one's pretty strong hop wise like I. I drink a SIP like ten hours ago and I'm still I'm still tasting it and that's that's the one thing that I don't like about the as that it stays with you. You know you've drunk a beer beer for like hours after you're done. This one's really strong. Jails brought some good. Ipa's that don't linger and this one and this one lingers big time we done high stepper something before. I don't remember what it was. It was a different one. I think it was mixed stagger or something like that. All of their cans are pretty much the same. It's like a person like up on my stepping in some way or like they're on something like cloud kicker has like him on like a tandem bike or something like that one of those now so there are circa theme. Yes pretty much differently remembers. Yeah Yeah Whoo. I'm GonNa go to just because of the Finnish. Finnish is really kicking my buzz. Not Something I I'm enjoying the start of it pretty strong too if you're an Ip a connoisseur. I think this'll definitely be one for you. You're definitely going to like this one but for me who's very hit and miss with the IP as it's it's too strong to lingering for me all right beer master what he's GonNa love it. It's great because all I drink is IPA's so like. Chris said this is a seven seven point zero percent. Ab So it's a nice strong one on a strong as the highlight typically used to but this one is still really good nice flavor it's gotta dry bitterness to it but there is a little sweetness to it in there as well. I think it's that grapefruit that Sabrina talking about some weight. There is a little fruity tone in there. I don't taste the fruity Tony but it is. It is nice I really like it. I would definitely have six of these. It's almost like it's they just took the raw hops and pop them like Eminem's in my mouth. Can you eat raw hops? It's a grainy thing isn't it you can. You can eat hops. Yeah Yeah like what would you make them in you? Just eat them. No you're lying me. No I'm on Google it go ahead mask Alexa. You can eat them. Like checks mix now. I don't FM. And I saw somebody doing bruins. Okay Dad why wouldn't you be able to eat if you can drink it? You can eat it. I wouldn't you be able to eat it. Which whole face and they're just get aroma. And then you get the tastes that we know what you're getting. Do you think you could not eat. T's not recommended but you can probably because it doesn't taste good because it can give you an upset stomach in a raging headache. Like coffee and hops are toxic to animals so corona virus. So it's just not meant for everyone. It's meant for less than one percent of the population so I did I. Did you know how when you go to Google and you type in something in? Google? Finish the sentence for you know we go to Google and type in something and then Google give you suggestions. Oh you don't have to type things in to finish your sentence. Oh to try that if you go to Google and you type in. What is the rap song that goes? I just checked in. I want and the first thing that came up was does. Google has all the best suggestions. So rap is it's okay. It's not my first choice of music is not my last choice of music. There's a couple of bands of do like rap. Bands I'm hoping a Beastie Boys More old school ones public enemy. Run DMC that's probably the top. I'll cast harmony. He the Mike out cat. I feel like you would like outcasts. Listened to out Catholics and he was like man. I really do rap but I like outkast Shimmy. Listen to one really annoying one. It wasn't that one. Was it bombs over Baghdad. Bob Now older it with old school outcast Miss Jackson. Yeah parliament's think even older than that. I'm glad you guys know. Lotta around because I want these questions answered so hasn't even really wrapped count that as our APP. The first the first choice for what is the rap song that goes e. I think it's Nellie. E yet like hot in here Puttin or if getting hot or right well. Then what is the rap sign? That goes beep boop but I feel like giving the robot now that was intergalactic. By the Beastie Boys. You guys are really bad at this. What is the rap sign? That goes I. Oh that's I know that one I can't think of it I don't okay. What is the rap son that goes Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun or oh Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun ice ice baby Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun rite was the rap song that goes foot fish? Clearly beastie boys. What is the rap song that goes foolish? Nowhere did that was based arrives. Was their APPs on goes ticket a ticket. Wow that's something It's not him. I don't know what it is. That's what Google suggesting that you google it. Why are you asking us if you've already had because those are the questions? Those are not the answer. So what are the answers? The answers I was asking you guys I would have the answer. You seem to know more about rap than me. I feel like Google Corona vacation pronounced corona. -cation I do what I want. Here see you want to know what the New Trend in coffee is. Isn't it like a whipped cream thing? No that's the new trend in Blip Cot like the whip coffee rate. Yeah this quarantine cough calling in cordy coffee. It appeared during the quarantine I'd like. So we're changing the name of Kabukicho to quarantine coffee. I tell you how bad it is now. Somebody come on. Come on somebody. Somebody broke a bottle of that day and it was so gross vinegar. I Yes yes it is home. Now it's vinegar and you throw in other shit so it's vinegar and other shit. What is what is it exactly. It's a body Clinton. It's it's so it's basically another way to get like healthy bacteria into your body to help clear out your stomach much like the same way like yogurt. You get the bacteria from yogurt. If it's a good yogurt it helps the same were well. This is a non dairy version of getting those same things. So how is it? It's like Vinegar Rob. Is it like drinking vinegar or is it like smelling vinegar? Both so I thought lady broke bottle of red wine vinegar until she came back through my line to replace the bottle she broke and I would. She was like Oh. I have to read this because I broke it and I was like this is shake you drink for rail lake. Yeah it's really. I've I've attempted it because I was having I was having because usually when we couldn't figure it out prior and stuff and then found out that I was just allergic to compooter but to wheaton dairy and that fun. This isn't just vinegar. Pickles and pickle juice. It's not just a vinegar smell. It's like a soured vinegar smell like if you know like some of the could be but it's it's like a hinder could go bad. That is what it smells like. They have different. Flavors like you can do. They have ones with like a red wine like type of vinegar and something they put in. There are some that put in beets some that putting cucumbers or some that put in a special but it's basically it's a soured drink so it's it's fermented so it's it's as if you were to take Sauerkraut and put it in a drinkable form. I see them the bureau. Now do you drink a cold? I do see you out but I don't drink it. Yeah you WANNA keep it cold because there are live bacteria in it So you it's preferred cold so yeah. I'll see it over by like the SMOOTHIES and like lemonade. Stuff like that over by there and then I'll go into the bureau and they have more of it over there. It's like yeah it's like right next because there's alcohol and to like you can have alcohol in it so they have it in there. And it's like right in between like veers and like the truly white clause like right over there. It's fun to say. I've always wanted to try it. Well it's a it's a dollar fifty nine at my grocery store which isn't a bad price. No I've attempted trying. I guess at a few different ones. I've heard it becomes an acquired taste like beer blog. Iba's coffee and then I have. I have friends Mac out in Washington state that make their own like vaguer that level hippies. Yup Pretty Much. It's huge at whole foods. They have like a whole section to it over a whole foods because they have it on. How because I've seen a health food place? A whole foods has something like that on tap. Yeah Yeah because it is. It is supposed to be like. I said it's it's gut healthy. It's stuff that will hope. Eat away the bad bacteria and leave the good bacteria behind. I don't know if I can do it if it's vinegary. Because when they were saying that. The apple CIDER. Vinegar was really good to help you lose weight and stuff. I bought the pills because I wasn't going to drink it. Yeah and even the pills were hard to swallow because it tasted like you were still drinking apple cider vinegar and everything like that. I'm still fat because of Apple CIDER. Yeah it didn't work anyway. I didn't lose any weight on it. I think if you only eight two pills than you. That's ideal for losing weight. Because he ate the pill your flintstone vitamins. That's why he tasted the vinegar and then I ate them Judah. Yeah that's what we said. But that's how you lose weight is because you can't do the pills anymore and then you don't do any food and then you're doing nothing and that's how they lose weight on the apple cider a sample site or Diet my diet of gummy bears and beer. Well you know. I haven't had gummy bears a month and a half. Oh I have some at home. You should've told me I would abroad him for you. The sand so anyway back to the coffee trend. Oh yes you know. They're going to go bankrupt now because you've stopped by. They're probably like Oh my God. Nobody's buying a new trend in. Coffee is to put lemon in it. Why but then you can't put cream and it because it will curdle put not in a fun car-bomb way you only drink the coffee in the lemon. The putting the lemon in it is supposedly supposed to help you. Melt off. Fat is supposed to ease headaches. If you suffer headaches and it's supposed to relieve diarrhea you know what else will help with vote for Sabrina. The try this. I'm not drinking coffee. Copy just naturally makes you poop and gives people headaches and the final thing is supposed to do is supposed to offer skin care benefits. They put lemon in your coffee. The last time I fell for somebody telling me it was going to help them my skin. I wasn't happy so it was real sticky idea. This was going the whole time. He worked about three times before it did wonders for your hair. It's so Silky. Now it helps you sleep now. That doesn't mean you're Sabrina. Let me get you another one. We offer you more than one. I know I'm good. I'm good so I'm not trying to live in with coffee. Neither am I know I find out do go. But like you're saying with the pooping. I just think it's funny because the touristy coffee makes a Lotta people poop. Yeah and the fact that it's supposed to stop you from poop excessively. That's Hilarious to me. Thank you couldn't get all those same things but just not drinking coffee and the headache thing is funny too but if you draw from McAfee which I could never do I am. I can't I can't live without caffeine. I'm one of those people even going to try. Cut Back quite a bit. But I'm not going to try to evert not do it. I mean it's steadily an addictive drug huge huge bigly bigly. That's what she said they say. Drink water in the morning instead of like coffee or a soda and that should perk up as well. But I've tried that and it does. That was probably you were drinking. It wasn't actual water. That's actually water. Convinced Him. No that's false not the fame. It's not the same is see things to it. It's not missing kind of like to Sanni not water show. Drink perrier not what it's sparkling but guess what it's a natural sparkling carbonation also dehydrates. Yeah it's not. There's nothing added to Perrier unless you get a flavored perrier but the carbonation. Hydration bottled carbonated from the source source. The period spring is that right next to the Poland spring fence. Yeah it comes out of the ground. It's INS right next to you naive bastard but she was telling me I would believe it if it was next to the voss plan so a long time ago. I decided to cut back on soda because I was drinking a lot of soda. That was a month ago but I like. It's not necessarily the soda that I like. I love carbonation carbonation a lot. I like how it feels going down my throw. She said so I switched to. I cut back on my soda and I started getting Soda. Water replace did have excessive diarrhea anymore. Either it's really strange. Hang signed the country still poops like six sh but that's no longer excessive in normal. Used to be fifteen time. You'll get those first three in the morning. You know you're in for the rest of the day that's why we had to hoard all the toilet paper in central Florida. Thank them for toilet paper. I have you thought it was tons of people doing it out. No it was me so anyway. I switched to the Soda Water. I'm like Oh this is a good thing. I switched the Soda Water. And this one's like water and now it's going to kill all the animal on your teeth. And you're not get any of the benefits of real water blah Blah Blah legally so I typed into google blah blah blah. Because we all know everything on the Internet is accurate true Webby if in fact it three if you fact for three different sources. You're doing pretty good okay. So I typed into Google blah blah blah. He got wikipedia and everything you said was wrong. And perrier. It is not any worse or better for you than non carbonated water. Actually yes because I read the articles and it pointed out that it carbonation does add a level of of what is it. C O two into the drink and therefore it raises. The acidity of the water lowers the PH balance of the water and does nothing for the animal. Either that's a false okay. But the natural flavors at it both here malls camel. So I said the Nashville Tigers. All Right Carol Baskin Natural Flavorings added to it. It's what makes it worse for you as what I said. So yeah if you're going to drink the straight carbonated water and then have at it. First of all walk I do. That's all I drink is carbonated water. I don't regular carbonated water. Would know flavorings added to it. I drink that too. Then you're fine but every can't I've ever seen in front of you had some sort of flavoring in it because the flavorings better yeah Jeff. Flake pieces are better than Broccoli. But you know what if he got a regular straight glass of water? And you squeeze lemon in it. It actually also lowers the PH balanced of the water. Once you add water to it. It is no longer alkaline. It's no longer it's been official for you but you add water to it. I mean lemon and whatever I said I know what I meant. You had water to the water into the water. It reduces its level alkaline and is no longer it's beneficial to you you know. What if he had grains and hops then it is beer and have at it? And it's good for you because it's kept the pilgrims alive on their trip here but if you look at if you look at the back of a water bottle like Zephyr hills water bottle watermelon. If you look at the back of a watermelon. It looks like the front of the water love when I look at that watermelon with the nutritional facts right on it and then you don't know which is the back in Wichita Genn all of those nutritional values right on the label. It's amazing but the back of a water bottle is all zeros. If you look at everything in the back of the carbonated waters all Zeros. Yeah there's like one percent and dishonesty but Tokyo Cola product and they right now. Different types of water actually do have different alkaline Case Yeah and you can. If you actually sat there and tried different types you would notice the different notice a slight keep going and the next thing you know you taste. Go Watch you. Give me the sink water. Yeah I will never ever buy a bottle of Aquafina water honest herbals will but I will say to Sonning Kluber Aquafina. Oh yeah any day. And I'm surprised that dishonest so bad. Because like you said that's a Coca Cola product and I think. Coca-cola generally puts out good tasting products while for their sodas at least juices sodium to dishonesty. Which is the Big Difference. And it can be argued either way that sodium is good because it helps retain salts therefore you don't need as much but it also argues the other direction. That if it adds solid makes you thirsty or so. Therefore you're GonNa WanNA consume more correct. What I'm consuming carbonated water. No matter what you people said. I just thought he didn't work for Chris because it's still water. It's better than soda and I don't know by Ph balanced. As far as I know every time I stood on a scale is never told me that I was leaning one way or another Ph way. Did you get the Ph scale now on the big meat scale at Publix or whatever that thing is the big random scale is a very fair when you get to your fight the always you know? It's fair Feis. You're in the right weight division. Yes you know who to pick on gotTA find a cruiserweight. Let's go laura legs to stand on the scale. We're done grocery shopping. Which and then she looks disappointed and dejected. But maybe she stood on the scale before we go shopping vets by crab back those six packages of oriented backwards. Boko and you notice. The skills are only at the exit. They're never at the end. You know actually why public's has a scale. I have no idea I public has the skill at the entrance does it. Yeah that the exit but public's has a scale because back in the day when public's first came out people you could weigh yourself a on other skills but it was usually ten cents for you to Weigh Yourself. On a scale. While public's marketing had them put skills in their grocery stores for free but they put them in the back of the store and that got people to come to the market because they already had two markets the public's was a new concept so to get people to come in. They had free scales in the back of the store. And so you're like well. I'm here weighing myself. Going to start buying stuff and that is how they the scales at Publix became thing and they are all a lot of public. Schools are losing them because they no longer make those skills so the only parks they have or what's in their warehouse so as they break public's isn't able to keep up with replacing them. Have you ever noticed how high they go to overlooked? How high they go to now. I haven't some ago. He should see how either co two. How high do they go to? I don't know I think it's three hundred zero to three. I think it's one of those that circles back around. Yeah if you so need it. Yeah Oh that's the goal. Really huge guy. Make that thing circle around so much that Arrow pops off like in a cartoon. Yes that's beyond seen I've taken out like five of them across is broken for like four months. You're welcome to kids and Daniel Shoulder. That's two feet at a time so I said fine. I got the cartoons where they put the everybody goes on his shoulders. And all that must. You actually had the big overcoat. I'm wondering if you get in trouble if you put two people on it at once. Hey get down to one person scale. We don't want that thing to go around too much is going to pop off right. And they are they are losing them slowly because they are not able to repair them. I always wondered why those skills were there. That is why I figured it was that you stood on them with all the meat you bought that they actually weighed the meat properly. And figure out how much weight you're GonNa gain if you ate all that meet at once and I think that's how it works. What our any of the circuits taking a drink. The beer well. It doesn't measure might be balanced so I'm still drinking soda water until it does. What do you think that ain't strengthen water sponsored? I still think it's kind of disappointing because I've seen tons of people buying this brand. I'm like well there's new brand I'll check it out probably not gonna be better than bubbly. It's I don't even know if it's better than Lacroix I think I'd rather have a lacroix you know ever since I switched to bubbly. I can't drink lacroix. It's yeah it's it's it's it's drinking beforehand so it's another thing you have to get used to. Because I didn't. I didn't like him at first but I was bound determined to cut down bubbly. Went first came out like at target. I had a coupon with flavors grapefruit. Well let's get one three dollars off ten dollars and so it was like sweet. I got all of this. I got three packs of bubbly for like six bucks and I drink cans and I was just like Oh God. This is awful. Why Chris was before a new cruise. What did you was it the flavor or what? I just it grows on. You have it more than one. It's an acquired taste acquired taste. Yeah so I don't know if there's like I said I like grapefruit flavored things so oh well here we go. We're good see. I don't think it's that acquired. I think is just when you drink something carbonated. You're used to that Caramel or that cinema Ni from Pepsi or the Carmo from Coke. And you're like for bracks sowed at all spray. The lemony serious. If I gave years ago that at my southern San Sprat Sprat just haven't been able to go back and I was like. Oh well maybe this'll be like a nice thing to trying. Because of the carpeting like the carbonation or just the flavor probably a combination of both. I mean it's been a number of years four five years so so my question to you is. Do you like the spiked Seltzer. I like the bud light with. Have you tried others dry entire case? Yes okay I did not like truly you. GotTa try their lemonade. One really you have the lemonade. One's good okay. So maybe I'll try that and then I I enjoyed some of the white claws were my favorite. But like they would do in a pinch. I have a trade white clawed like to try one. Because it's so hyped. I had one. I had tangerine one. We went to her mom's and spent the night and we were going swimming but he's real basic. I thank you yeah. I'm white and we live in polk county so I feel like we should be drinking white cloth. And that's your Joe. Lean and the new drink. Whoa comment down Dolly Parton now Jolie. We've been grocery shopping for people and on Tuesday. We got in this order from this one woman. She's GonNa be mad if she listens to the show. I love her and she is my hero. And the whole reason why trump. Now one of the reasons. I decided to have most today. Because in Tuesday's order Jillian pot five bottles sparkling wine and one bottle of orange juice and all of do the math right. Maybe she's how she's like my hero right. I Love Joe. Lean so then should make some also poor poor poor so then Thursday. Chris is going to go out orders on his own. She's by the capital and I was. I was going to work so I did not go with him that day so he was like. Oh I have to go through in order for Joe. Lean and I was like wait. It still lean. And she's born in Nineteen. Seventy seven is the same Julene so he gets to the store and he sends me a picture of Jones cart that is now four bottles of sparkling wine and to warn skews and I was like Oh. She's learned her last. But I want you to know. It was one day in between these two orders so three days we have bought nine bottles of sparkling wine for Jilin. Now this is over. I WANNA hang out with Joel. I know I live so the issue at hand is that they wouldn't let her by more than said four bottles of champagne at a time by five last time limit lake. Maybe she felt like she was taking away too. Many champagne boasts A. Maybe but I would like to Carter make sure it was good but I was like Jelena's my hero and I now need to have a most of the day because an I only bought two bottles of sparkling wine so I'm not nearly as Kulik. Lean winters me lost a bottle of. I don't know where it went and plus a bottle has hurt. I didn't drink it a tear it and drink it. The six year old doesn't know where it is because I headed on top of the shelves. Somewhere that you know about you couldn't reach it. Has He taken a nap? Like oh he hasn't has he thrown dog bones and angers on people's heads only once that was not Mac and Yeah No. I have no idea where this bottle of wine I bought. I was only cranberry juice. And stuff like that. For Mixers Gall stuff on one night. I go Mike here. Let me go make some make some this Tara. Where's the vox she's like? Oh It's over there. It should be in the pantry. Go in there. It's not in their tear. It's not in here. She goes it must be in the closet. Go in the closet. I found a bottle of pinnacle whipped vodka and R Kelly Kelly a bottle of rum but no regular terrorists she goes. We had a giant bottle. Where did it go when searching some more? I thought a thing of apple pie moon shines name and three more bottles of rum. The rams barely isn't all gone. No the run is not gone but somehow the vodka disappeared somewhere. I went liquor store the other day. I made sure to buy a bottle of ACA yourself. One drink a quarter of the ball's already gone. I think I know where that vodka really went. Yeah she drank it all just doesn't want it means bottle. Tequila met your husband. Probably what we watch. We just pack up to move. I bet you find that. Without a doubt so cranberries someplace really weird. I didn't Crown Royal appetizer out of it. I found Crown Royal Apple so making Washington apples right now with the cranberry juice. Can you can't say ou to the MOONSHINE. 'cause you and your mom bought like seventy eighth and our left. There's two now they're event. Maybe the last time she came down guys finally. Yes we finished. It was in the refrigerator for like six months and we have lemonade. Moon sign frigerator right now. Go put my apple pie mood. China the fridge. When I get home it will make you blind. If it's not brewed right. That was a lie. It's almost see you can't see me do so. That's another question. I have is not talking moonshine. What makes moonshine different than other alcohols? It's Uncle Jesse. Makes IT DO? Its maiden in the bathtub. I think what they called militia in the bathtub. Yeah Moonshine. There's I mean it's made with corn and it's it's there's like a huge process of how they have to. Actually it. Smells bad in your overall. That's key the we to the grave. It right out. It's authentic Has to be snuggled up time. I bought it. I was in highly but it has to. They have to basically you have to you. Have you get the Corn Husk? It and everything like that and so you have to go to Nebraska you. Do you do have to ask it starts there and then you move to Virginia West Virginia West Virginia. Yes in the back of the General Lee. All where's your counter just so good old boy But you have to let it sit and basically ferment. So you've got this corn that sets them they drain out the water and it becomes like motion and they use that and the ad movies too much maybe Yeah Mash not much. I wanted to come but that mash yes. Those the first time I saw Hawkeye. And then they have to slowly add in so it goes through these different coils. And it's like a copper coil. Yeah I've seen the setup onto hazard. My mom wouldn't let us watch that show. We had to sneak that show. That was the best show. Dukes of Hazzard. Yeah I love. That show just couldn't yeah. That was part of it. My car was cool. And they jumped car and Dukes. They're not so gonNA take away from Sabrina. But I cannot miss those daisy dukes. It's the white legs. I was going to turn a light. Sabrina his legs just shaved my legs recently. So there's even more vaguely. Yeah apparently this is no I. It's the first time this year that Sabrina shaved your legs ever tell that she has her on her legs because her hair is well. I knew the other day when my husband came up to me and went to go grab like a hair because he thought it was a hair from my head and he was like. Oh that's attached to your like it was like time this you my legs true story and you pierced his ears. What was long story behind that? So he came through any kept bugging me because years ago he got appears and I told him well I told him years ago I was like. Don't get them Pierce. You're only on vacation for a week and then you have to go back to work and as we all know. We're well as the people in this room know where we were. He cannot be wearing earrings. So therefore the holes closed up so he wasted a bunch of money and he was like we still have like the the earrings and everything like that and kept bugging me was like I want to. I want to get my ears pierced. I think I need to have my ears pierced and I was like. I don't I don't know if that's a good idea. And he was like well. If you don't help me didn't I'm going to do it myself and I'm so glad I gave you the meal so I guess we're doing this. So he comes out with a like a sewing needle and I was like that's GonNa work like it's still had threat attached just like no so it was like okay. Let me look how this and see how they do it on there so it was like all right. Do we have a new safety pin? So he wasn't got a safety. Yeah it took a safety pin. I boiled I boiled. His earrings. Voice sanitized everything. I put on gloves. I grabbed any racer. I washed the erasure. Yes so you can put it behind the ear to give you make a mistake. He can shield. Who's really I was thinking. They're just used to the white out. It's okay lack birthmark us. Go out so we went in there and stuff and I made him mark where he wanted. The piercings nuts that way if it was off didn't blame me cartilage so he marked them. We white everything down sterilize. Everything had on my gloves. The first one did not go as easily as somebody pushed it through I. We made it through the old West gave him the spoil the Chew. I wanted to put the earring. Any kept moving so I can only get it in the front and I couldn't find the point one point all I could see was blood was there was a little bit but the whole thing was because I was like searching for the backside of the whole like you could see the peg part of the earrings like moving around inside the whole life and I was like Oh. Let's mega standing on the side singing into the unknown because nobody knows where this earrings going. So so then I took it from them so I was like all right. Let's go ahead and stop that bleeding and then I put it in from the back side so I was like okay back to water and then I was like remember to. The cause of the problem was is was in pain at all. I on what he drank. His beer is he was fine. Yeah it as well. I mean there were tears. They may or may not have been caused by hint by me or by what he was feeling. I'm not sure Jerry looked at my face and was just figuring so we did both now the second one I was like okay so the first one he like snakes on the first one yes he pulled on that year Loeb so it was like he was attempting to make it flatter to make it easier to go through and I told them with this and I was like. Don't now damn here. Just hold it in the one section and let me take the eraser behind it and apply the pressure in that one went right through. I mean so far that like it was like halfway on the Safety Pin and then I had pulled that out. Oh God that when he wants a little bit but it was done a lot faster the second time so we wiped everything down so so far it's fingers crossed not in fact but he didn't want those spaces and that's what you give them. You know. Listen buddies six weeks. That's how long you have to leave us. Imports and now back to work tomorrow. You gotta get the phone call whereas Tamara guys. So when I was a young man I it was popular your Ear Pierced. But you you only did. The one. Is that timeframe. We're GONNA get you did. I can't remember last lecture lower straight and right if you were gay so all. My friends had the earring. And I'm like yeah I'll not a big fan of needles and I'm like yeah I'll do it. I'll do. It finally worked myself up to do it and I go into the Clair's and fancy I went to piercing pagoda. Asking the no of the mall and I'm terrified because they're about to stick something through my ear and sit down and she does the gun as a and it was quick and it was. It was painless. And I'm like Oh my gosh. This is like nothing. This is great. Yeah because with all staff right. Yeah and I'm like I don't know why also big baby. It's Kinda like whenever I get a new tattoo. I wait ten years between each tattoo. I forget like it's not really anything. 'cause I don't ever get a spot on my body that's like really painful and I'm like oh well this is an all. I had to wait ten years to work up to this so anyway the earn was great. The only thing that bothered me was you had to turn it and when you turned it felt it felt it and you could hear it. That was the worst part about hearing but I definitely feel it sank. My won the won pierced up. Lake Goma cartlidge and when I turned eighteen because I was just like a nineteen. I get whatever I want. Yeah well here's what happened that night. Did you get infected and go in your ear? No happened to me in the middle of the night. It's one of those. It's the starter airing. Whatever they call those style is a little bigger to help with everything definitely look like. It was huge in the middle of the night. I got caught on my comforter and I turned over and I'm still asleep and I didn't I sort of half woke up and SORTA HALF DITTON. But it made Terry Noise and I felt it but I'm still half asleep and there's a lot of pain in my dream and so I woke up in the morning and there's blood on my ear feeling like P. Diddy ear still tash. Everything's fine but no longer had to turn. It didn't have to spend four weeks turning it. I could take it out and I could put in a regular earring cleaned it up. You WanNa know. My horse story about getting my ears pierced. First Time they did accidentally did in your forehead busy from the young ones. I was nine years old and I remember being my mom all the time. I want my ears pierced and my mom was superposed to it and finally she gave in and we also declares everybody thinks clears out of business. Here people turn and so she does my first year. Click no problem right. That's okay that's not bad. My Mom's like oh it's going to hurt so bad. 'cause MOM has since still fear me on everything they go to my second year and the gun gets stuck. Oh my God now here I am like they went and clicked it. And now it's on caning on your one. Year hangs lower than the other. Yes my ears. Go to metro so imagine now nine years old. My mom instilled this fear about how terrible it is. Get your ears pierced and the gun is stuck and the lady is now crying and panicked and not know what to do. Nobody in clair's ever seventeen right. Nobody including have been trained. How to unstuck a piercing gun? Talk and whatever and here I am so now. I have the mall maintenance person sitting there so this guy hanging from eight year heavy atoll and they're using pliers on eighty nine year old girls. Your and your other sitting there going this is I told you never to get your ears here. See if you had listened to me Laura. You won't be having this problem right now. I can actually see this happening right now. Yeah Yeah I have forever had this etched in my mind so fast forward into the future. I have my child who happens below girl and I said well you know screw this. She's getting her ears pierced by the way the gun still hangs off her ears says she says no they apply it off my ear and might year was super infected after but Dealing with the infection was not fun dope for you now just rate of zero infection. I appreciate your offer Mar. It has only been one day those infected with the comforter. Now Yeah so anyways. Here's my daughter's ears. As soon as she was able to get her ears pierced because I wanted her to have him pierced and I did not want her to have to experience the gun getting stuck in her year. Apparently my mom got my ears. Pierced Lake nine months. Maybe her mom took her to a tattoo parlor. Doing and Roberta got a tattoo while. Sabrina was giving awesome progressive toler. Roberta thing that I could see happening. My mother used to swear that she was going to get a tattoo one day so that would go across the top of her cleavage. So it'd be half a rose on one side and half on the other so that way when she put it together before Blue Arrow. That's what my mother would bother and I bust out to every rose has it stored bill. Why you know although these it'd be Drooping Daisy Lily Pad under boob? Tattoo is hot and sexy but the the one on the top or the one in the middle for me does not do it. It's really just an arrow. So that way. They know where to put their money in their brought. I don't understand the money tattoo. It doesn't look. Don't do that leading. Don't do that and all of the middle doesn't look good. I I'd have to really work to find it shit. I know it's around here somewhere. You don't get it like on the bottom of your boob. You get like never mind. I'd still have to work to find it. Okay use a mirror. but Yeah so but my mom got my ears pierced when I was like nine months Here they're not even by any means so the holes are definitely off and she was like you. Were kind of fussing and stuff. She took your sister at six months and we did it while she was asleep and there was no problems it was in and out. But you cried like I'm glad I was a lesson with you. Apparently the probably the guy and ears pierced is they don't look good after a certain age. You just look sad like you're trying to capture your youth or you look like a pirate but you gotta look like an old has been rocker right before your you need to take the earring out because it's just. It doesn't forty-one doesn't look glad I never repeats my ear. Yeah but he doesn't Look forty-one now black don't crack baby guest him being forty one. Yeah I told everybody when he returned forty and they were all like why yeah. Yeah unless you're in the rock and roll business. You can't wear an earring as a guy after certain looks good. I wasn't kidding. No really I had mine pierce and the stuff got infected. And as I was sleeping it went into my ear and they couldn't push it out the way that A. K. bid through the hole. That pierced. Oh I went to clears too by the way had to pull it out from the back the back no and I never went and repair soon after that I was just like I'm good because I will never forget the pain of them just like the constant poll trying to get it to come out the other thing I miss about. It is that I used to get. I used to buy the earrings for the the. Tinier children like a hamburger or banana. Yeah we're like a frog I like to. I like to warn those. But other NAT- it's it is what it is and my holes never closed up completely. You can see it so I think that's a misnomer when they say all real close up we'll get away like if you go to try to put it in. You're going to have to work it in. Yeah it's bottom one easy. Yeah but yeah you can see that. I had one so they had to work on your bottom to put it in the. Yeah Yeah. They weren't they weren't doing it right. She requested that but I always thought it closed over completely. But that's not true. You still have the whole but like they can middle part like where she was struggling with Daniel to get it back through. You'll have that problem if you were to try to put a have a huge hole in his head only on the F- well we're almost at our hours any tax messages. Anything happening now. That's all right in the evening thing didn't happen either so while this funny is we don't have people who message to listed. We'll be better when we I used to live shows. People would message all the time but we were doing different format at that time so I think they get confused when we're just talking probably just talking. I mean I was waiting for the beer. Cooler saw two one hundred hundred. Then you started singing home. Yeah so speaking of beer cooler any Anybody changed your thoughts on the IP. A high stepper IP. No no Laura lived up to her. She took two sips and gave me the rest of hers. I actually changed mine. I'm going to give it a three. It got better and the after taste got less but it took a took almost a full cam for. It's better highlight good. But it's good. I picked this one up. Abc Those on sale past upper. Yeah they're doing. The twenty percent off on Florida Craft Brews Oak. That's been going for my beers. Abc WELL ABC to do is to Stock Buffalo Trace. I don't know why you guys don't you. Should you got every other bourbon in there in the world's best including one all the flavor plans right. Now Yeah I got a job I employment check. I'll be getting some blatant fine. Oh I will send you a picture and I'll be like look when I got. Of course we make less than We do our job so depressing. I'm a house husband right now. I don't even do the home schooling. I let her do that because he told me. I suck as a teacher. We suck as a teacher. I'm getting a whistle because all I'm good at his Pe. And I'm just going to do another lap. Going to teach dodgeball next week. You'RE GONNA DODGE DIP DOC. Died you say dodge twice gear. It's the most important thing about homeschooling as as they changed the math so whenever they have a question about math can't answer it and then is like. I don't know why you're doing it this way to do it this way because this is like a hundred times easier. This forty two less steps and the answer is correct. And she's like I can't do it that way. I'll get I'll get it marked wrong and I'm like how can you get it marked wrong because you got the correct answer you know to do all the bubbles and the stick movements and to calculate the Sundial and to go outside and count birds to you know to do. I got nothing to worry about that. They're just worried about him knowing his numbers and being able to count way to get to the math I mean. He's good with the math. I think once going with it but I think they're getting rid of all that for most part they need to because it's ridiculous. It was like the biggest complaints that parents couldn't help their kids because they changed how we did math. I mean come on. They made a joke of it in the incredible for reason but the thing is if they changed the math and it was still like. He's still got the answer and the amount of time he can do it the old way. It'd be different but it takes you ten minutes now to do one math problem. And they only give an hour to do like a fifty question quiz so obviously. That's not a good way to do it. I think that's what actually got to Santa selected as governor because he was getting rid of common core. It's getting ready to come for what he did do he. Did it has now. But you know now you've got to cycle through it. He did in fact get rid of common core as being the the Way of teaching kids math and all of that so I agree rid of the F. Cat but I mean this year we didn't have to do it can affect the kids who were learning common core right. That's I'm worried about too because now you're going to teach them the way that we learned right. How is that going to change? I think in part it could be because basically if you looked at common core and you actually had the time to go over. It was basically. It was teaching the same thing. It was just showing you so it would show you the breakdown of being able to do it faster in your head. That's part of the problem. Is that eventually you get to the point where you can break it down easier in your head and do math faster. Forty-two bubbles in my head. Well I mean it's visual learning. Is what the big thing well. Here's it's not just because the old way is just learning and do it right. And here's the thing just attack on what you're saying real quick. Is that if you are a child and you're not grasping deloitte. It's always been done then introduced that way. Yeah well and if you teach somebody to learn well and part of the problem was is that once they were being taught the old way it was hard to go back in and reintroduce the new way. Because they're like why do I I don't why do I need that when I just thought it was just bad whereas where they started with a new way by the time they got the high school level math? They weren't still doing the bubbles and doing all of that it was there they were doing it the old school way but it was just the visual learning for the younger kids and being able to as somebody who had a lot of problems with math growing up. I always ask the question. Make Change for people. Why why is why is this? Time is equal that wide is why as a plus equals C. Why why right? Well if you don't ask questions and in college I was like just do it. Don't ask the stupid questions and I was like. Oh this is really easy and I understand completely but going back and looking at some of the common court like a lot of the ways that process when I'm when I'm doing numbers in my head a lot of the ways that I process the math actually very similar to the common core where I can go okay. I know that thirty six close to thirty five and if I needed to add another seven I can add five a lot faster to get to forty and then I've got an additional three so it's forty-three yeah and that's what I do too when you. That's common core. That was put at ten space right before you did the one space right. Yeah but it was still confusing. Because you were you were you. Had you needed graph paper and you were drawn out right because it's and that was the thing with a word equation like and how you came up with to me the holy coming up with a sentence on how you came up with the answer. It's like yeah. Why the the math but having answer right there to look at it because what they were doing is they were trying to have it multiple ways for kids to explain and virtually see these things so when we go and do a math problem and it's all written out you're already a step ahead because we've already had them tell you how to do it and write it out in the same format that when you get to word problems now you understand you. Can visually see these. Because of all the stuff they took to get you there. The problem part of it was is that it it was so drawn out. It was so long and complicated that when the you get it home to the parents. His parents are like yeah. It's three plus two just at it. Right right exactly. Why do I need to write out? Three bubbles plus two bubbles right color three of them read in two of them blue to understand that. Now these are five. And they're all Percy I was okay with that even yeah that part is okay but it was more indepth than destroying three bubble. They do like the little blocks the space the one space then the old master show how you came up with it at the same time. Yeah so it was. It was convoluted at best seen. I'm not a total hater. Because there's like there's like I don't know I think it's like four different ways. People can process information and learn and like I said before if you cannot just grasp three plus two in your head and you can't get it down then yeah teach different method and the schools are like well. We gotta do one method. Because there's thirty kids at one eighty and blah blah blah. But you really it's education. You really need to find a way and adapt to help that one student or other special math class and put all my some kids end up in. Ap whatever because they pick up on things more as me. I was the only kid in my school. That was an API everything except for math. Almost remedial math as an AP science and AP English and all other. I wasn't in AP. English I still had issues with commas back then but biology chemistry. So hey you want me to make something for you I would go with the dunk kills class because I just could not get math now. Later in life for some reason it clicked it finally clicked on like. Oh well this pattern is one big pattern. You just repeat the pattern one hundred times. I don't know why couldn't get it all those years. It's right there in front of my face like I'm a fairly fast adder in my head at this point like I can. I can add and subtract fairly quickly in my head because I can visually see it but it took me a while to get there and I think that's like I said I think that's the main thing of what they were attempting to do but they were literally throwing all of the ways to do it. His kids all way too confusing. I mean a youngest daughter was crying when I had to lest they can't do that. I'M GONNA get wrong and I'm like but it's so simple it's right flex cry at least once a day while doing work but it's usually because his handwriting and so bad and I tell him he has to write it over again so I take a piece of paper and I do the old school like all right right this word this many times and he just starts crying. Because I'll look and I'll be like your looks like an H. Right the word is tone right right at him. Yes great on him on handwriting. Like that's the big thing right now for where he is. Is that the greatest amount handwriting. And the biggest critique. He's had is his handwriting's not the best so he had to write the word count one day for like a project since we started this whole home school thing and each time. His count looks like you know. Ceo You ht so. It took us like an hour to do. Because I had him writing out count on different pieces of paper because I needed to look legible because they were taking a picture of it and was going to be part of this whole collage of photos that they were doing and they specifically pick that word for him. And I'm like I need you to make this look good. And he hated me by the end of it see. The thing is now with the handwriting. You have to be more careful. These kids have to be more careful about their handwriting because they don't do cursive anymore. No and everything. They're doing is on a computer pretty much and when he's at school they're working on a computer doing like the Iraqi like that so they're not doing things with handwriting as much as we did. And as somebody who's left handed and I feel like I was at a disadvantage a lot of time with things because my handwriting's not the best. Nobody could really helped me with anything. They're like oh I'm right handed. I can't help you like that was always the excuse I got. I don't understand how you couldn't help me. Make my handwriting. Look a little better just like here. Show me how to make the letters look good. Yeah but my handwriting's awful and I'm just like come on. You can make your handwriting. Look good you can make it look. Nice just to help you as a left-hander his you hold the pencil completely different I do. It's opposite as to what I would do. It tied. My shoes was the biggest. I could not like tie my shoes for the longest time. I would have to say that backwards whenever somebody tried to tell them exactly. I'd have to think of it backwards in order to help you write your letters. I can't process that like you couldn't process me doing it. Right handed him and it's like come on are you can do it. I'll watch them right. It really nice and he did one really nice. And then he's like scribbled all over the paper and that was just the end of it. I'm like I need to walk away from this project for like a half hour. I think only my first two kids can do the cursive. Probably last two kids. They don't they don't do cursive. Ask to sign them good. Yeah so when Joscelyn's started pre K. She started in like a new elementary school and in that elementary schools. Start it as a digital school. So they did all their learning on the computer which you're were against yes. I think puts us at a disadvantage especially with the handwrite. Yeah so then. So Pre K. Through second grade she was in the all digital school and then we moved to a different school but usually by second grade is when they start teaching cursive and her school did not and then she went to third grade and a new school long and I was like maybe. They'll teach cursive and they did that. Because that year she started there they implemented the digital school so she went from one digital school into another so like as far as handwriting goes it was never big and now she does school at home before we all decided to close schools but says she's been primarily virtual the whole time. But if you think about it. How often do you handwrite? Something right? Which is why we're at the point. Now where we don't really hands-off handwriting will have to come in handy at some time. You saw to sign things right. We'll have to write things out occasional and that's what I told her. I said I don't care. You can write cursive but you need to learn to write your name and cursive like you need to learn how to sign your name. Yeah if nothing else in the world documents sign your name even though now everything's e Doc Anyway Arman where it's going to be. Where like he's GonNa be showing me how to do stuff with the way they do everything but it would not surprise me of handwriting is phased out completely at some point it might be but until then we need to keep going and try and like if especially if we're GONNA grade kids on it. That's the whole thing like in kindergarten at his school. They grade people on handwriting. And it's like you need to make it just might just make it look neat for when you're doing it you're probably not gonNA use it because we're GonNa do like you said right. But until then they concentrate on spelling and proper use of a mess race Alexan- beer. Well we're at our our plus plus our over. We could probably three hours on. We probably could let me do some bubbles and calculate how many hours we can do. I got enough for three more beers so we got forty minutes. There's your graph still bureau site to. We have lots of beer and vodka. Quarantine Beer Hall at least probably my bottle. 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No 118: Dragnet The Big No Tooth1955

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No 118: Dragnet The Big No Tooth1955

"It was at this moment that he knew. Damn John. Where'd you find this joist? Make Dreams I now listening to the world's most popular inaccurate and sometimes squirrel Jay telling if culture history it's odd cast forty two on the pop folks network and it's time for podcast forty two. I'm Christopher Devos. I'm Sabrina appeared jail. Tros I'M LAURA HE MON tonight we are revisiting. Another radio play. This is GONNA be dragnet. The episode was the big not tooth date and it was originally aired on April fifth. Right are you sure? It wasn't the tooth and the date was Laura. A date shows behind curtain number to get my shows mixed up thinking could deal the big no twos and the date was originally on April fifth. The nineteen fifty five. I would like to go on the big not neck show. Is the creaking door. Show alive in the grieve date. You know it's like reading a fortune cookie where everything has to end with in all of these radio shows are gonNA did date so I hope they have good title so it's good. Nothing can top the big not date so a dating in Polk County. Brings you know Tuesday. You mentioned our next show. But you can't get that on this channel. You'll have to pod fix presents new because the creaking door data just a grave data date. So how do the radio shows? Is these are actual? Radio shows that originally aired these are the original scripts however we have put all the parts of the FISHBOWL and randomly. Pick them out. And then we're going to assign each one of these characters. A quirk all. Those quirks are also randomly put into fish bowl and randomly build out so at the very end of the episode. We will tell you what quirks character had if you could figure them out to the episode but first let's open up the beer cooler it's been the end is three jail. What what what's what's been stocked today from New Belgium. It's their mural it's an Agua FRESCA SORTA as as the word from the PRIMIS micro. I can't read that. Primis micro was an transformer. No I thought that was an album from primis album was on. She Must Michael Vince. You should put Primus in the traits. Fish fishpaw aw. No we don't have. Nobody can play Bass. Team cleanness Microsoft Vinci's so at the end of the episode we will rate this year based on a six pack one being the worst six being the best this makes sense to everybody in the world except for one lone Canadian in Kissimmee. Thank you even listened to the show. Listen to the show. I was like he didn't listen to the show when he was on it. Either why I think he listened to the episodes that he wrote so he listened to a few that but now let's go back to nineteen fifty five which is a date that the big no tooth happened on. See what I did there. Ladies and gentlemen the story you're about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Laura waste heritage. That's my quirk. Oh I forgot I forgot to mention. These are going to be unedited. And we do all the sounds all the all the special effects sounds are going to be done by separating tonight. Gong doozy's your a detective sergeant. You're assigned to robbery detail. Called at a downtown hotel has been held up by a bandit. Don't she carries a sawed off? Shotgun your job. We have to find you drag At the trauma of an actual crime for the next thirty minutes in cooperation with gravity beer and the Los Angeles Police Department. You'll travel step by step on the side of the law. Through an actual case transcribe from official police files from beginning to and crime punishment. Podcast forty two dragnet. Is The story of your police force and action well. It was Sunday October ninth. It was cool in Los Angeles and on the boat. We were working the not watch out of robbery detail. My partner's Frank Smith. The boss is cheaper detectives that Brow. My Name's Friday captain. No such Friday. We're on our way out of the office and it was two six. Am when we got to the corner of Cinnabar Street Grand Avenue the Britain hotel? Wait love I only have so much to get me. Sir and the cooler. Well you say well. It's not even in the script. Dashi pose zero. Stop Ball. Well it just done what he told me. I figured there was no point. In getting myself all riled up didn't see where that would be helping matters. Yes Sir Webby done it. Hey you fellows looking for room. Police officers this Frank Smith. My Name's Friday. Yep Are you from robbery. That's right and I have one leg. It's a it's Roberts. One one zero one six you into the call. I couldn't make it there. I only had one yet. Descriptions out Metros semi couple cars they are helpless look for the suspect the best man the planet or good anything else I can do for you get you a bite. I know there's a good year. No not right now. Okay I'm Roberts I'll take the report take care report thanks. We'll we'll check with you walk. That's a professional right now. Have been wrong about you too was. I never would've guessed you was cops. Who said we were salesman? That's what I put you boys down for us right. Ladies Ready to wear I guess I would have missed the boat this time because I have one leg. I can't help it if I would leg. Would you please tell us about the hold up and stop talking about leg? It's only got one please. Mother likes getting tired today. Your leg come from welcome to the La Welcome to Los Angeles love. Well I thought those other officers let you in on it. We'd like to get the details from you if we could well. I ain't got nothing better to do stuck here till seven. I and how have your name? Ma names Friday Joe Friday Doxa. Tom Boxer that's B O X. Y'all yup that's it. I spent time in New York when they removed my leg. Yup Boxer dog saw dog wants held a key. What time the robbery takes place? Just keep thinking. It's okay all noise and a full ballroom. Okay I'm maybe the forty five minutes ago long around one twenty somewhere in there. Oh wasn't one thirty. Shove that O. C. Was listening to the radio stands with you know sense with. He's on every night. Midnight till six seven nights. The nights go swift swift. That's how he puts. It gets time single every hour and every half hour remember him giving no one. Am hadn't gotten to thirty yet so it must have been around. Oh one twenty. When this fellow came into the hotel. Where do you do walked up to desk? Yes sir. I didn't even know he was not not I. I was sitting down in that chair kind of back way from door. Didn't hear him. Neither on account of him being plugged in. I catch that I was taking a drink. Was that that's probably in some radio. I'll say now. Walk Walk Walk. Walk this gadget. Cc Oh yeah if it's in your ear like so think are get. Let's see that someone out waken nobody up other than touches to set like this. Okay Oh sorry you mean that's radio. Oh that's what it is shares. You Ain't seen this before Nocera only have one leg transistor. Oh that's what they call it regency transistor ain't got no tubes. That's what makes it so small. You see carry it around and you poke it if you had if you had a mind to. I see real good town though. Plenty of volume. Sorry we'll get down no plenty of volume if you want to let you out now if you just tell us about the robbery. Would you missed a box place? Well Ain't that I've been doing Soda Yes You said this man. He kinda hobbled or walk to the desk. That's right maybe a couple of SECONDS FOR SINCE TIM O. How'd you some? I'm plugged myself up and asked him if he wanted to. Rim said he did single my leg single. Just one lost the other one a while back. I always make it a double. Yes well check boxes see what was FACON. Had My back. Tim was checking. Didn't notice him open up. His SATCHEL Satchel oak must been carrying a gun in there in the SATCHEL. Where in the show anyway? When I turned around to register him I found myself staring into the barrel shotgun. It was a musical song started playing great. I would have had to hop around on one foot to dance to it. I'd give you tap shoes. It would be tapped dubber. It'd be a temp shoe. Yeah go ahead now place. This is a stick up. He says do I tell you and you won't get hurt. I didn't know if he meant business or not. And I'm sure that names tests and the find out. Oh really yes yes sir I said you. Just tell me what you want and I'll do it then. Why Ain't no coward? You understand but yeah ain't no here alita specifically when I'm facing up to a shotgun. Oh sure I can see that man says only real heroes are dead heroes like my leg. It's dead gone but you still feel it. It's then spirit might. It's like foot's asleep permanently so keep going. Well may address a single on living. That's why done exactly what he told me. Give him the money from the cash drawer here. Teaching the every penny. She even made the motion folks thorough. It might sound effects. Modern see every penny and it. All overton didn't try holding back. Oh Yes sir. How much was her fifty dollars somewhere in between that? What happened then well. He told me to empty my pockets. Leave the stuff on desk. I them it didn't have been three or four dollars and change. He skipped it up with other money. Shoved it into his SATCHEL Satchel. Oh see now keep going love like even punched out or something you lose your leg. I did then. He had issues with that. Once they suffer may come out from behind. The desk. Walked me over to elevator so me get inside right up to the top floor. That'd be the Third Hotel Hotel. Three story side. I would have had to hop to the elevator. I've only got one leg. It's not a big hotel but on the stand at Sokaia Golf and number two. He went over to write a difference for indicated down. There don't work does kick out but I didn't see where I be gain anything by it so I don what he told me wrote up three along the way to get there so I seen him leave out. Tell the windy and on of the Third Floor Hall. Did he drive away now? Just wrote off like he had a car. How do you get away? He's thrilled off a tells. You didn't have a car. Do you have a ship now? You turn the corner. And that was the last of Sullivan. What did you do then took the elevator back down called place? Listen to the Radio Whiten yes I figure I might as well take it easy till the cops come wasn't more than five minutes for the officers walked in the wild later you fellas walked in. I guess you know when that was our do know Mr Boxer. Could you tell me what he looked like? Did he have both legs? The man who held you up have one leg both legs or do the only one like me at the other fellas. The ones wearing the uniforms. They said they they send out description. Oh but We needed to so what he looks. Like okay Young Fella Twenty five thirty. I judge big bill little bigger than you. How much bigger a little bigger. But not as big as you though sometime between you and he had both legs a little bigger. Yes sir. He had black hair. Didn't catch colors is well. That's about all. And how was he dressed stripe in it? I think to shoes yes. I've already told you to lakes. Maybe dark blue with grey stripe. Bow Kinda ZAPPA. Did He have a monkey on his shoulder? No carry a gold coin. No any scars like from the knee down not where I notice them. So from the knee down peg. So he carried a gun in his SATCHEL. Right carried it into the SATCHEL right. Do we have more than one bullet that he kept his gun. That was in his Satchel in the Sachiko. Now that must've been where yet it didn't actually seem take it out. Though my back was to him you know so. How big was the such? Oh we're so fixated on his damn Satchel names I owe about long. Was there any initials on it? Jay Han F. now not so as far as I can recall. I missed my Satchel. Wait a minute f Joe. For oh I was thinking s no no love no. I got it. What about the gun? How big was I? Don't know this long. Maybe single barrel sawed off like my leg. Could you tell the Mike East India well? I ain't no expert on shotguns talking. Tell would you know this man if you saw him again share abby feel not to buy like to? Have you come down to see hall in the morning brought? Mr Box if you would well. What for show you some photographs seem you can find him. Pick him out. You mean this morning yes if you would but Sunday well what else he only. Once you fell on Sunday. Well yeah he did too. What do you mean? Oh sorry. Just having a flashback. I'm good that I had both. In fact on the one has one leg and I check the patrol officer who had answered Mr Boxes Call. They told us at a such. The immediate vicinity had failed to turn up. Anyone who has the suspect's description three sixteen? Am The crew from the crime. Lab finished up their investigation. They figured out where all the Rome had gone. There were no useful fingerprints or the physical evidence in the lobby of the hotel. Seven thirty eight. Am hangover kicking and we check the suspects Mo and description with the stats office. We came up with eighteen possibilities. About how many different types aroma ahead we pulled the packages from our and I and took them back to the Office. Hop Hop hop. I hear frank coming. Oh van it looks like it might rain. Why feel pain in your leg? No to phantom pain P- really in the season for that isn't it might yeah The paper says we're going to have a wet winter. You know all right real good for ski and I Guess I personally like to snowboard. It extends the skin. Maybe it'll help you grow your leg back. Yup Yup but you need lots of moisture heavy snow. You never go skiing. Actually for you would have be snowboard and ride. I don't get to do it anymore so I thought about taking up a couple of years ago. It was kind of pointless because I only had one leg. Haystack though Hala Heaven House. She said I shouldn't give up right dream. She said probably break my neck for some. I tried kind of like you lost your leg the last time. Sometimes I think she worries more about me than she does. The kids probably HAP- HAP- HAP- HAP- morning gents. Hi Sir Obama kept you Waitin' no not higher today. Mr Boxer loops sleepy usually a couple of our cat NAP during my shift. Kind of missing out last night frigid did even after he left somehow. Couldn't dissolve listen to stand swift till six? Am I'll bet you know more about Egypt in real live Egypt Sharon? Well you got pictures. Show me US right. Come on brought over here walk. Walk Walk Hop hop hop right. I sit down. Yeah go right ahead. It's not like I was going to sit or anything I'll just stand here on my one leg and be fine frank out the way. Hey this pile. That's take your time. Look at each one long as you like. I'M GOING TO GET LITTLE DRINK. Flip clip okay. Tough Punch boys right now. It's not him. No new clip. No Hey wait a minute. There is a resemblance. He looks something like this one here. Is it say man my Mr Boxer? No No? No not same flip. Yeah Simla though. That might help you any time. I WANNA go through the US. Chechen flip plan. I you see this fella. He's not same. Type O flip the other one. I point out you could see the difference yourself Aussie now. not him flip not him either. Flip new flip own now. This one's closer to him Mister boxer not as close as that one the other one closer of okay. Now look now. We're getting further away. Flip picture in my head flipping pictures. The sound effects are spot on thank you. I'll give up my number later to be hired. No it's not And that's how he got afraid so let's Best I can do for you now. This one here the one I point out I yeah we understand. It's not the same but he said well I never said it was just. It was similar. Okay while I'm sorry wasted your time. It wasn't always time. That's far as I'm concerned me telling you about how I tried. Different folks do for a living. Sorta remember I wasn't paying much attention. Are those kids will be a big help from now on? And how's that? And when I see one on the following Sunday activities exchange him. All hotels were held up by shock on bandit. Both robberies occurs during the early morning. I was both hotels was small description of the suspect and his ammo indicated that he was the say man that arrived in Britain Hotel Franken. I continued our investigation but we failed to turn up any leads. I kept running. He kept hoppy during the next week. All hotels in the downtown area were alerted Sunday October. Twenty third my earthly. It's an okay day night manager. The Schaefer arms near the corner of Broadway and Klay reported that he had been robbed at approximately three thirty. A M he confirmed the bandits description and Ammo but was I able to add anything new flips. Some pages bought me a drink next morning October. Twenty fourth we had a conference with chief Brown meow. Meow doesn't sound to me like you're closer to him than you were two weeks ago. What she got meow meow. It ain't much let's have it meow. Meow description. Pretty General isn't it will meow phrase so what else now. Well now. He's only worked one area like me at the gym on leg day meal. You're lying is in my life. All the hotels are within a mile of pershing square. Takes me a little bit longer to hop around? Yes we know Smith meow. Meow all you talk about. Is your leg meow. Nothing to keep him. Let's keep focused here. Nothing to keep them from spreading out. Is there how hasn't used a ship or CAA? You figured he pulled those jobs on foot. Maybe two feet. One Foot meow. That Smith could but it looks that way he must live. Downtown somewhere meow. Meow maybe garbage can if you say so. Anything about the hotels meow that might take. That might give us a tip off meow on his. Next move meow. Meow the small all small smaller than the Pearl. Meow ONLY ONE PERSON ON DUTY. Meow with marked all the possibles here on a mat. But you can only get that. If you've actually been there so you might WanNa take a look at it now. Walk walk walk up up up up. Okay Ryan Look. I'm point on the map. There was the map unfolding. Jeremy meal just went through loop. How do you pull them down? Sorry I keep it handy all the time right here. These are the ones he's already hit him and hear me now. Tight little group just how these indicate all hotels of a similar nature and the downtown area. Meow only works on Sunday meow. That's right what you've got planned for this. Meow go to have a few loot plunder stakeout as many as we can. We've asked Metro to give us a hand carry more that way. We figure we'll have enough men to cover about. Oh twenty. Maybe they plan on running the stakes from midnight till six. Am stakes high stakes in this? Peg-leg leg oh when he hits he's usually between two and four to enforce awful two and four house that Saudi you Oh well we could do. Yeah so having. A moment flashback refined. Now I've got one leg I'm here. I mean the president were good. We Know Smith now. I want you both to stay on this. Between now and meow see if you can pick up the lead somewhere meow meow. We will make informants been able to give you anything meow. Nope they hold now now. Don't think so. I really think they know who anybody is now. Mount maybe the stakes will work. Maybe maybe not wait a minute. Now let me see that. Map again meow. Meow are now here. Funny See meow. Yeah you said there are places. He's already out. That's right All right meow draw line for one meow to the other and you'll have square. Never seen that look at the square. Yeah what's this right in the middle of the meow? That's the Aug Hotel on south Broadway as to when he hasn't me out yet I guess he hasn't looks like your best bet. Then meow chief way to figure that out he's GonNA cover it on Sunday meal. Well one leg Smith and I might take it. What am I taking? I'm there okay. Know we're GONNA come your meow. Smith coincidence who I was going to meow during the rest of the week. We continued on investigation but we fell to turn up any additional information about the suspect few minutes before midnight on Saturday October. Twenty ninth all the men for Metro robbery. Division staked out twenty two locations in the downtown area. They got up. They moved about grabbing new quirks. Losing their scripts and no balking Sunday October. Thirtieth twelve five. Am still lost looking for what they needed Franken. I entered the lobby of the hotel and we walked right up to the desk block. Walk HAP- HAP- MELA marriages brings us together today? So Sally we are filled up. How we'd like to talk to the manager if we can. I said we'll filled up With police officers love That's one legged Frank Smith. And I'm captain no sergeant Friday. We see the manager the manager. So you own this hotel. Me and my husband married well. Maybe we should better talk to him. Go ahead I if you can find him why he isn't here. No would you know where he is. Marriage no out getting drunk. Probably I wish I was doing that. I see I wrote my. He works days. He didn't tell me well he's going out night. I don't tell him what I'm doing during the day. That arrangement or see now. Don't make forever a happy marriage but keeps us from killing each other. yes ma'am I know about death. It was recognized as anybody else who could take over for you here tonight. No no it's during the day. She's free mate. I want to do the day now. Oh now you share. Your husband. Didn't say where he was going. We don't talk. See He wants me to know something. He writes men no leaves on desk. I do the same for him. Exchanging no words for the last two years see saves a lot of wins the nervous system. He never said enough famous listening to anyway. Marriage is more like a guideline just for appearances. I see I'm. La is like a guideline well. What the fellows want. I want supply. Well Ma'am Several hotels have been held up downtown. Lately I'M GONNA yeah. I might need help being held up. I'm fulling leg. I hate him on the concerns. Yeah that's what I want to hear you want about. It went you. Yard was one left me a note. C. Of as a chance he might come here tonight now If he does Komo ready for him ready for me got me a gun Teaching Keeping Castro. Th-they yes ma'am now. Use It to the Castro. Now my marriage shows up. I'm ready for him. Husband says someplace we could wait and Casey does your have to. I don't need no protection. Told you have a gun. Yes ma'am so say August finally agreed to let us take out. The hotel showed us into a small room. Lavi from their Franken. I could governor drink and see who anybody who ended Darren the next four hours. We Drank Frank. Hopped only two people requested accommodations. Have a middle aged men and neither of them in any way resembled the suspect in any way. Oh fell asleep. I'm up now. What time you get you go home five after full lady ever job. Three three thirty. Oh maybe happy hour. Maybe he decided to lay off tonight. maybe maybe it'll voicemail nineteen fifty-three there's no voicemail. Maybe it'll just keep ringing. Who guys that you see on the phone or I'll be right over backwards. Look yes love Friday. Yeah wait a minute. What's the address. Gossett thanks right. Click backward how what's up. Not You gotTA help you. Looks like we staked out the wrong places. Thanks I appreciate it. Yeah all right. Let's go south main. The Ho- the owner was held up. Looks like it was pretty badly wounded. How is it missing now? No but he. I hit with the sawed off shotgun. Franken I drove to the Joplin Grill on the corner of Main Vincent Place. We talked to the patrol officers. Who discovered Joplin's body? They told US Joplin was unconscious when they found him probably dead. They said they called an ambulance and he'd been taken to the Georgia street receiving hospital. Not Dead We tell. The hospital should be notified. As soon as the victim was available for questioning. O- Frank he's GonNa be awake soon as I love it when they live. Four forty two. Am The talent Lee Jones. Who's not as good as me? I'm a captain sergeant and the crew from the crime lab began their investigation Franken. I went to the ball. I mean the office October thirtieth drivable Halloween ten seventeen. Am Gioja Street. Reported that Joplin. I've covered consciousness when that happens. You know you're not drunk anymore mate. We drove down there and talk to Dr Sebastian. It said that Joplin was suffered from shock and loss of blood happens when you get shot stabbed. Di Not die. He also said that. Joplin's right shoulder was severely lacerated sawed wound and there was possibly the arm would be happy. -tated just like. Franks leg time forty six I am. We interviewed. The victim sat down and asked for a cup of coffee. Yes Sir I turned around picked up. The SILEX started filling the cup with rum and keep going times. I've finished. He got his gun out gets he had it in the bag. He's carrying yes sir. I'm sure there's probably a Satchel keeping it in the Satchel told me it was a stick up sad to give him a money from the register or he'd shoot me and then what happened. I didn't say nothing has I shouldn't because I am royalty and he just stood there kind of stand at me. I'm hey raised up his shotgun at was yes. I mean Business Mista. That's what he said next. I mean business. I thought maybe we're having a parliament meeting. I wasn't see I still didn't say nothing just with a cup of coffee and my hands. I prefer tea but coffee was all stocked. Moving voice sounded real. Low and mean didn't seem to match his face sort of a pleasant looking. Fallow always was mean though Bob. Bosa start to gestured read what the Shotgun Pointing Towards Sarah Justa. That's when I let fly. What'd you let fly with a cup of coffee? Although I prefer a SPA strike into his face through it because it was coffee and not T- must have given quite to judges probably from the coffee wasn't t- too if he doesn't give not jolts C. S. didn't keep him from shootin me. I don't know where my gods were but show wrecked his arm. Some aims Mile was wet leased ways. I'm still here. Don't remember nothing after that A. C. Show a good one though them. Coffee up saint the lightest things in the world. Tease much lighter. I understand now not to mention the coffee itself schooled in hot it was was it as hot as T- not quite t would have been odd right here. That's where I bel- Tim we're right in. The jaw used to be a ball play. You know sat right. I was a pirate pro. Exactly I had another another GIG lined up but I had a first-rate. Pitching all lefty Joplin. That's what they used to call me back injunctions to Kansas. It was not from there but what there for a little visit local much it sponsored team but sixteen winners one season best record in the League August. That's pretty good well. I lost so my technique least ways. I show what Tim with that. Yes talk. Say ANYTHING TO YOU. Fellas about our. I'm doing he's just said that you're gonNA be getting along. He make up his mind. But my ride Tom yet. Whether I'M GONNA lose it or not no didn't tell us not law check with Frank O. Guess in a way. I'm kind of lucky better than new. Frank how's that been left tended but Franks only got one leg start off your Liam Niessen. Does she was Julia Child? It came around. We asked them Fred. Joplin Oh lefty. Describe the suspect description. He gave us tallies with what we already had. Seventeen Franken I went back to the office. I can't figure out Joe. Was that why he'd switched from Roy tells to calf. He's tumblers steakhouse. I thought I thought sure he'd try anger. So rights to try the. I guess he was at the cafe he would go to the. I don't even know she's going on. I'll get it out. Get it I get it anyways. This robbery Thompson Sajjan Friday. I Say Yeah. Give me anything else. Y give something. What was the wrong? Thank you right? Click Lee Jones in the lab. What's he got my leg now? But he's got that right but Jonah was right miss with a coffee cove. They find the pieces. Oh they found more than that. They found a broken tooth to date. It only took twenty one pages well now of the script and the tooth revealed that it was a lower. Incisa from what we learn to. The suspect is that he was missing a tooth and it seemed like that he would make an immediate effort to have the tooth replaced or just looked like a boxer for the next three days Franken. I interviewed dentists in the immediate vicinity of the robberies Thursday November third. I three seventeen. Pm We question. Doctor Clinton Pau field in his office on the second floor of the Mosh building. Why was the doctor? I'm the best right now. Is the doctor here. Why Dr Gong trying to think of how to seeing the doctor can't talk. Yes yes I believe. I had such a patient last Monday. Did he have a broken INCISA? Yes that is right. Could you shink to us what he looked like? Did he have two legs? I've only got one. He did have two legs of. Oh young men about thirty super nicely. Dressed seems very pleasant. Does he have a Nice High? Alerts of our good hot. Did you say what happened to us to? Yes he did. Automobile accident boating accident. I say he not that against the steering wheel He wanted a new fitting right away. All right doctor. You're in my line. I am hiding there but I agree to make him a temporary as soon as I could but should be finished tomorrow. that's right. He offered to pay me exact extra exact extra specific exact extra giving you exactly extra what I asked for me to hurry it up a told them you can't rush at Newbridge even temporary one or C. Did he tell you his name where he was living? Well not me personally but my receptionist takes care of those details. Hey would you mind checking with a see what islands? She's on now not a bit. Excuse me walk walk. Walk will door blew up. They've blown up this whole script. It's about time we gotta break. I've been dying for a break. Yeah died for a break ever since I've lost my leg. Hey look they're starting to rain. Should have known by the way my like. Yes it is. Yeah just like the paper said going to be a winner. Paul Walk Walk Walk. Walk Walk Walk. Well here you are gentleman. I had a copy. It down for you mate superstars paper in front of you. Species looks like the chapel looking for Phillips Eva. Yes yes that is. Correct his addresses right there too. Well at least you know one thing now. What's that that? He's got eggs no to really we know other always gone and why he skipped over the August hotel. Yeah he lives that Three fifty APM. Very good I hopped over to the car and drove over to the hotel. We talked to the owner George Argus. He was finally there he told us. Philip Ziva lived on the second floor room twenty three. He said that Stephen was a quiet young man who had been staying at the hotel for the past six weeks. He also tell us that. Save a week nights and it was probably in his room. Now we took the elevator essence fray couldn't go up the steps and got up to the second floor like walk walk. Walk up up up there. It is all right. I've got mine too long. It sounds like they're closing the doors aright pirate. I've police officer. Hey was the put your hands against wall there. I'm sorry I'm not sure. What do I don't know what to do about all this guy? He's clean. Joe I turn around and take whereas the shotgun you want some dude. You guys must be off your rocker. I'll see what I can turn out but it may take a little while I was when we leg. You got no right combusted in here. Yeah we do. Hey My eyes look but shot you got any cheetos. Hey never mind. What would I be doing with a shotgun while tell us and never had a gun in my life were had one gun but turned it into a bong sound effects bombs? I don't even know does sound Effects Post Says No. He's it sounds like the way came following the ready right now. Boy Cups. Your make the darndest mistakes. Whether you guys pick up the wrong guy of half's time I'd actually able to pick up anybody. Serra I've only got one leg I can pick myself. I don't know if he's smoking or opening the door but that boom sounds amazing but show. Let's see what else y'all hey look. There's nothing in this dear except my clothes there fella. Yeah what about this well? This is the Satchel Long. What is it essentially uses a bong. It's locked whereas the K I don't know I lost Frank Kicking Open Dokic Joel. Hey Rep ask good bag to store. We'd and man It's not that he thinks you without the key is it are. Let's go. How the heck did you get in there? Oh you know I told you I didn't. Yeah so I I never had a shotgun in my life and the such now might wear in the Sochaux. Well I must have picked up the wrong one by mistake. I think that's my dealers share. That's what happened cut on C. Puff Puff Pass. Who Pam was your. Cut Your hand. I'll be all right that look at that so attached. I'm like my leg. Must've been bad. Must have bad ones by way and another tooth missing. Thank God it was my other leg story. Just hurt is true the names were changed chipper attack the NSF on March. Twelve trial was held a department ninety eight. Superior Court of the of California in and for the county of in a moment. The results of that trial Philip seaver was tried and convicted of robbery in the first degree five counts received. Sentence as prescribed by the law robbery in the first degree is punishable by imprisonment or period of not less than five years in the state of attention. What does that word? The state of the state of thank God. I'm only got one leg. Not One. I because of the vicious shot in Syria. So this is this. It was decided that the terms would be run. Consecutively just heard Dragnet series of authentic cases from official files this would have been better if gravity beard did et but it was done poorly by podcast. Forty two tactical advice costs from the office of Chief of police of UH Parker. Who DIDN'T SABRINA OUT OF A Foley artist? He knows more is. He's a chief of police of the Los Angeles Police. Deparment order to do away with talk order like wait a minute. That's that's links so jails characters. Were Jack Sparrow Right. Yes right and Bruder. Who's a caller into our show for a regular episodes? And then whatever your the characters it was I am Mike Tyson bag man on the planet. Oh Mike Tyson. What was Mike Tyson? My face it was Robert off more than he could chew Okay Lake Vanda. Holyfield's ear was at all your characters. Yeah that was a very. Sabrina was Liam Nielsen. I was rain was Yup Ptsd SURVIVOR PTSD soldier. Oh Hey yeah but there's more to it too late one night only had one league. Yes yes the only had one line. Ptsd soldier with one leg. Who reminds everyone he or she only has one leg. Can't see it because you can't see it and Yes from the guy from. She was an old British lady for Monty Python. Now I was a priest from a princess bride. Yes and then you were a British accent. Oh I thought you were supposed to be no doctor. Yes okay added talking Song Talking Song. She saying everything they ten and meet Meow MEOW MEOW meow meow. Smeal meow meow. Meow kitten and Captain Kangaroo. I'm Mister Rogers. I don't know I think Miami L. Kitten was Mr Roger so I thought he just said he was captain kangaroo. He said he was mommy. Oh kitten from Catholic hangar. It wasn't really the same show now out before my time. Now that so much older than me it was not before you time deadman one was two more man. M- afraid to guess on one of them. Oh Yeah Yeah. Get someone who clicks. When they talk. I thought he was just racist what there is a language that clip clearly. He wasn't speaking. I've worked with some people who knew the clicking language and we would ask them to say things in the clicks and they said well we can't say because their languages like just compressed to like just a few words so they didn't have translations for a lot of things they say more than just clicks though the words in with clips. I talked to somebody. I animal kingdom spoke it. So did I just told that story the same day so that was probably the same person. And then your other one was pothead. Yeah like Tommy Chong just a pothead was up in smoke. Yes I had drawn pirate and then when I figured out jail was Jack Sparrow on my boy. Don't want to do another pirate so I switched it out nice. Well let's open up the beer cooler up call gutter way great way away. Cool own all right. Tell us what this is again ocean ice Aga FRESCA surveys. It's mural from new Belgium and they mixed it with another brewery office abbvie watermelon lime hibiscus and agom will. I'll start this week It's not bad I do like the Ferdie taste of it. It ends in the fruit so I actually like that better than the Ending in the beer taste but overall it doesn't have a very strong flavor one of the one of these fruits sticks out but I can't. Can you know the watermelon that stands out? Yeah so not a big fan of watermelon. Flavored things like watermelon itself but watermelon flavorings. Not that great but It's harmless. I like that. Primus had a hand in making it feel the baseline right here. Jerry was a race car driver. I'm going to give it a three and a half Laura. You can't do have see told me that before? We told you just drink half a beer. It has to be one and up and like hey changed roles to see you guys well. That's what we do. I don't like the fact. I only have one leg so we're even for a three. That wasn't you know. She's a method actor. Jon thanks for reminding the blood out of she also wears glasses surprise but she lost those last week and found them again. Well I keep an extra pair in the drawer. I was so my take on it is it is definitely Agua like it's very watery like it's a light super light. Beer does not have any. It's definitely water. Yeah like it's. It's not a strong flavor whatsoever. Thick bottle the bud light seltzer. We had last week actually was stronger. Yeah Yeah it was. Yeah like it's spring was drunk kind of leading cause I had four as far as beers go but flavor wise. It's it's decent I'll go with three quite a half an hour to half. I was yelled at when I wanted to do a half a half right so you can't do a half and you can't do a half at any point all right fine lines three then. Are you happy now? Are you happy now? Happy no Sabrina. I could do six but I don't think I would want to and is a it's it is light. You get that watermelon taste at the end of it. It's not at. I mean if if you're not a beer drinker. This is the type of drink that you should go for. But I personally wouldn't want I'd I'd probably due to and move on do six but to would be more than enough so as to what were put on the website. Yep Okay. That was confusing. I was beacons by that. I mean it could be. It could be six because I could actually drink all six of them I could but I would not want to. I wouldn't want to you know your recommendation is to. That's going on now. What you could actually do what your recommendation would be to cheer all right bear master all right so after tasting it. It's all right. I can't complain got a decent taste to it here. Let's try again. But yeah there's a lot of different flavors that hit you all at once and it's not a very smooth after-taste because of all the flavors that are hitting you at once. I feel it's not a terrible beer but I don't think it's one that you could drink a ton of in one sitting so overall I would probably give it a three because it's definitely got a middle ground and I can see how some people would really like it but honestly I think it's too many flavors hitting you at once If I was drinking out of fruit aggie probably do more. Zero adding a third rating is yes. It's a very light beer ev. It's extremely light vodka. Maybe a little bit young fruit chews. Yeah like look good mixer. Yeah what would you ladies rate it? If you're on a boat in the South Pacific seven easily eight everything higher on a cruise you don go on everything for like if that's what you're going to bring me on a cruise. I will drink it if you had the package. Where would you rate this package outing? Vodka to it yes. I'm maybe even to Tequila. Would go well with Nice spiced rum. Maybe you'll maybe no Tequila Walker family guy mixtures that are in it. And what the Ave and everything like that and then watermelon Marla Margarita Mixture for this. I'd like an actual liquor to it. I don't even know her junior. Yeah yeah I I would like to turn this into a Margarita and the like Corona Rita like. Yeah for into the Margarita. Yeah everyone sick now. I WANNA drink a corona. Get everyone sick it. I did not say one to drink. The Corona virus or cove ignite. We have a cure for it. It's called a lime lime disease and that's who you hook up with when you have the Corona Virus Poor Corona Company. I was defending them. Just now all right Sabrina. Well where would? Where do you find? You can find us on facebook in the official podcast. Forty-two facebook group You can find this anywhere. You find podcasts speaker Apple Google anywhere at all that there's podcast iheartradio spotify all those fantastic places. 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This has been a transmission of the pot fix network for more about this show and other great pod fix programs go to pot fixed network dot com ladies and gentlemen. The story or about to hear is true. The names have been changed. Protect the innocent yard detective sergeant. You're assigned a robbery detail. You get a call that a downtown hotel has been held up by abandoned who carries a sawed off shotgun your job find him documentary drama of an actual crime while the next thirty minutes in cooperation with the Los Angeles Police Department. You will travel step by step on the side of the law. Through an actual case transcribed from official police fires from beginning to end from climbed punishment. Dragnet is the story of Your Police Force in action was Sunday October. Ninth Cool in Los Angeles. We're working watch out Robbie detail. My partner's Frank Smith The boss TV detectives that Brown. My Name's Friday out from the opposite was two oh six. Am when we got to the corner of Cinnabar Street and Grand Avenue the Brinton Hotel? I just done what he told me. I think there was no point and get myself whole royal up. Didn't see where that would be helping yesterday. Whatever he said I don't you phone was looking for a room. Police officers is Frank Smith. My name's Friday from robbery. That's I Roberts won sixteen. You answered the call. Yeah descriptions out metro cards helpless the suspect good and he also I can do for no not right now okay. I'll take care of the report. Thank you we'll check with it all. I show where they've been wrong about you to. Let's say I would've guessed you was cops? Oh salesman that's put you always down for. I see ladies ready to wear guess it would have missed the boat this time esser. Would you tell us about the whole that? Plays their mother officers already. Let you on it. We'd like to get the details from you if we oh well. I ain't got nothing better to do. Stock it'll seven. Am Now what are we? Have Your name box on box. That's it's just like a dog. One time the robbery take place. Who Forty forty five minutes. Go along route one. Twenty somewhere in there wasn't one thirty. I'm sure that See I was listening to the radio. Stand Swift who's that you know Stan Swift. He's on every night. Midnight six nights a week nights go swift swift. That's how he puts. It gives a time signal every hour and every half hour remember given the one. Am hadn't given the one thirtieth so it must have been around one twenty this fellow come into the hotel what he do walked up to the desk. I didn't even know he was there. I I was sitting down in that chair kind. Headman back away from the door. Didn't hear him neither on account of being plugged in. What was that tomorrow radio? Oh I see this year gadget. See here like like so. I understand let you listened without waking nobody up to the set like like so I mean that's the Radia sure is you've never seen this kind of fora transistor. That's what they call it region transistor and got the tubes. That's what makes it so small. Is the cat around in your pocket. If you've a mind to see real good told low of volume if you want to let it out guess or now if you just tell us about the robbery would you Mr Boxer. Please only that what I've been doing. Yes Sir you said. This man walked up to the desk. there's right. Maybe still a couple of seconds before I sent him Unplugged myself got up and asked him longer room. He said he did single Yasser. Check the boxes to see what was vacant had. We're back to a while checking. It didn't notice him. Opening up his Satchel must have been can the gun there in the SATCHEL. Anyway when I turned around to register I found myself. Staring into the barrel. Shotgun was go ahead please. This is a stick up. He said do what I tell you. And you won't get hurt. I didn't know whether he meant business. Not I sure did name to test him to find out. Yes Sir I sent you. Just tell me what you want and I'll do it. Yeah I know college understand but I ain't no hero neither especially when placed Shotgun Scherr? The man says only Real Heroes. A dead hero. Yes Sir me I just as soon go on. That's why I don't exactly what he told me. Give him the money from the cash. Joy here see every penny didn't try to hold on back. How much was there? Fifty sixty dollars in what happened in well. He told me to empty pockets. Lay this stuff on this. You did. I answered them. I didn't have more than three or four dollars and change. He scooped it up with the other. Money shoved it into his Satchel icy and he said to me to come out from behind. This desk. Walked me over to? The elevator told me to get inside right up to the top floor. I'd be the third you see the hotels three stores. Hi Yes Sir Understand. I suppose I could have got all number two. He was known the difference. Floor indicated down. There don't work but I didn't see where I'd be gaining anything bite so I'd done what he told me. I wrote up the tree. How long did you wait there? Oh do I seen leave the hotel? The wind end of the third floor hall. Did he drive away? Note just strolled off. I don't think you had a car turned the corner and that was the last album. And what did you do that? Took the elevator back. Now call the. Please listen to the radio while it was like I figured might as well take it easy to the cops. Com was more than five minutes for them. Officers walked little while later. You fellas walked here. I guess you know when that was this. Now Mr of boxer. Could you tell us what he looked like the man who held you do well? I throw them on the follows. The ones wearing uniforms. They said they'd send out his description. Understand like to have it to okay or young fellow. Twenty five to thirty nine judge now. Big Bill a little bigger than you. Not as big as you though Somewhere in between black hair didn't catch scholar is is is well. That's about all house addressed stripe in it I think. Maybe with a grey stripe bow tie Kinda Dapper Having scars notice said he carried the gun on the satchels must've have been way had it didn't actually see him take it also Back was to him at the time of day was essentially all medium sized out so long initials on it. No not so far as I can recall. What about the gun was at this long? Maybe single barrel sawed off. Could you tell them? Make no expert on shotguns. Would you know this man? If it's on again. Sure I'd be a fool not to. Why like have it come down the City Hall in the morning? Mister boxer if you would but what for? We'll show you some photographs evening. Pick him out. You mean this morning yesterday if you would it's Sunday so that's right. You fell work on Sunday or not the only one. But what do you mean he did? Franken I check with the patrol officers who had answered Mr Boxes Call. They told us that a search of the immediate vicinity had failed to turn up anyone who answered the suspect's description three sixteen. Am The crew from the crime. Lab finished up their investigation where no useful fingerprints or other physical evidence in the lobby of the hotel. Seven thirty eight. Am We check the suspects Mo and the description with the stats office? They came up with eighteen. Possibles will the packages from on. I took them back to the office. My rain early in the season. Isn't it your paper. Says we're going to have a wet winter. All Right. Good for skiing. I guess that's what you need. Lots of moisture heavy snow. You'd never go skiing. No well thought about taking it up a couple of years ago they bluer stacking said. I'd probably break my neck. I try to. She worries more about mentioning about the kids from more than judge. I haven't kept you waiting. Nelson not a bit. How I today's boxing sleep usually get a couple of HOURS CATNAP DURING MY SHIFT. Kinda missed out on it last night. Didn't even after all you fellas left some just couldn't does off listened to stand swift six. Am I'll bet you. I know more about Egypt and a real live Egyptian. Well you got them pictures you want to show me. Yes you're right over here all right if I send out yeah go right ahead New York pile yesterday take your time look at each one as long as you like. Okay pretty tough bunch of boys. Yeah no it's not him new. Hey wait a minute. There is a resemblance. He looks something like this. One year is at the same managed boxer who no not the same similar type. Though that help you any might want to go through the others. Sure sure you see this fellow. He's not the same type at all. The other one that I pointed out was you. You can see the difference yourself yesterday on him. Oh not him either. Nope who now all this is closer to answer how this closest that when the other one about about closer answer now we're getting further away. Oh No it's none of these then all you got frayed so well that's the best I can do for you this one here. The one I pointed out I we understand but it's not the same man. Yeah I never said it was just it was similar is it. I'm sorry wasted your time. Warner's no waste of time. Now as far as I'm concerned about how I try to guess what different folks do for living. Yeah looking at all. These pictures will be a big help from now on. I Know Kirkland. I see one on the following Sunday. October sixteenth two more hotels were held up by shotgun. Bandit both robberies occurred during the early morning hours. Both hotels were small. The description of the suspect and his Mo indicated that he was the same man who would rob the Brinton Hotel Franken. I continued our investigation but failed to turn up any leads during the next week. All hotels in the downtown area were Sunday October. Twenty third the night manager of the Schaefer arms near the corner of Broadway. Klay reported that he had been robbed at approximately three thirty. Am He confirmed the bandits description but unable to add anything new the next morning October? Twenty four th. We had a conference with chief Brown. Doesn't sound to me like you're any closer to them. There were two weeks ago and he got no not much. Let's have a description pretty general. Isn't it freight? So what else? Well now he's only worked one area. Yeah all hotels or within a mile of pershing square. Nothing to keep them from spreading out. Is there so far? He hasn't used a car. You figure police jobs on foot. Looks that way and he must live downtown somewhere. Anything about the hotels that might give us a tip off his next move. Yeah they're all small. Only one person on duty marked all possible here on a map. You look at it. Yeah Okay right here. These are the ones he's already hit here. You're over here tight little group. These circles indicate all the other hotels of a similar nature in the downtown area. Only on Sundays Got Planned for this Sunday stakeout as many as we can we've asked Metro to give us a hand we will have enough men to cover about twenty maybe planned to run the stakes from midnight till six. Am when he gets. It's usually between two and four as you about all we can. Do I want you to stay on this between now and Sunday. See if you can't pick up somewhere we will inform has been able to give you anything not holding out. And why don't think so? I only know is. Maybe the states will work. Maybe wait a minute. Let me see that map again here here. You said these are the places. He's already robbed. What's right alright together? Draw a line from one to the other have square. What's his right in the middle of the square? The Argus Hotel on South Broadway. That's what he hasn't hit yet. Looks like Betta where we figured it was going to cover it Sunday. Well Smith and I thought we did. That's a coincidence. Just where I was GONNA suggest during the rest of the week. We continued our investigation. But we fail to kind of any additional information about the suspect a few minutes before midnight on Saturday October. Twenty ninth men from Metro and Robbery. Division staked out twenty two locations in the downtown area Sunday October thirtieth twelve o five am Franken. I ended the lobby of the artists. Don't tell them. We walked up to the desk. I with all up manager. We can't replace officers this Frank Smith. My Name's Friday manager manager. Joel Hotel Man my husband. Well maybe we better talk to him and found him Disney here now. Would you know where he is? Know getting Probably on Sue Nights. He works days. Don't tell me we goes at night. I don't tell him what I do during the day. It's our arrangement. Don't make for a real happy marriage but it keeps us from killing each other. Is there somebody who could take over for you here tonight? No now. You're sure your husband didn't say where he was going down talk. Oh he wants me to know something. He writes men out. Leaves the down this? Can I do the same for him? Roussy lean exchanged no words for the last two years. Thanks a lot of wear and tear nervous system. You never said nothing worth listening to anyway. I see what you found is one among several. Hotels have been held up downtown lately. You were warned about a weren't you? George was born left me no well. There's a chance he might come here. Tonight I'm ready for got Meghan fister keeping the Castro. See how to use it to it shows up. I'm ready learn. Is there someplace we could wait and TC does you don't have to. I don't need no protection. Told you got a gun. Yes ma'am sosie. Visit Argus finally agreed to let us take out the hotel. She showed us into a small room off the lobby from their Franken. I could see anybody who entered during the next four hours. Only two people requested accommodations. Were both middle aged men and neither one of them in any way resemble the suspect's description on time he got five after four latest ever pulled. A job was three thirty maybe decidedly off tonight. Maybe Oh oh yes. Yes ma'am on phone gabby right over s man ready. Now wait a minute. What's that address? I got thanks. What's that looks like? We staked out the wrong places. Yeah all night could fan south main. The owner was held up pretty badly wounded. Sawed off Shotgun Franken drove over to the chaplain grill at the corner of main. And Vincent Place. We talked to the patrol car officers. Who had discovered Fred Joplin's body? They told us John was unconscious when they found him. They said that they call an ambulance and that he'd been taking a judge receiving hospital which the hospital and ask them to be notified as soon as the victim was available for questioning for forty two. Am Tenant Lee Jones and the crew from the crime lab began their investigation Franken. I went back to the office October. Thirtieth ten seventeen am judges. Street reported that Joplin recovered consciousness. We drove down there and talk to Dr. Sebastian said that Joplin was suffering from shock and loss of blood. He also said that Joplin's right shoulder was severely lacerated in that there was a possibility. I'm going to have to be amputated. Ten forty six. Am We interviewed victim? Shut down the students a cup of coffee. I turned around picked up. Silex start filling the cup for her. Thomas finished gun out. Guess he added at baggage-carrying Nassar Golden Stick. Up said given the money from the registered. Shoot me I did. Nothing just stood there staring at him. Raised up his gun. Shotgun was this. I mean business Mr next I mean business is still didn't say nothing just stood there with a cup of coffee in my hand start moving. He said why sounded Rian Load. Mean in seems matches face short of a pleasant looking fellow voice. Me No yeah. Start a gesture that shotgun pointing toward the register. That's when I let fly with a cup of coffee. Mashed it right Indra Space. I see much to give him quite a jolt. Didn't keep them from shooting me but it sure rectors aim some ways. I'm still here. Don't remember nothing after that. I sure he'd have been good one. No Coffee Cups ain't the largest things in the world. Mr Stand up to mention a coffee itself scalding hot for right here. That's where about it. Used to be a ball player. You know is that right wasn't a pro exactly but I had it first. Great pitching arm left did Joplin. That's what you'd call me back. Conjunction Senate candidate for local merchants sponsored. Our Team Sixteen winners one season. Best record leak. Ss very good. Where ain't lost all week lease rates? I assure wept him with that cup. Yesser a dark shading. You fell about Hamden doing. We'll just that you're getting along. He make up his mind about my right arm whether going to lose her. Not Straight and tell US guessing the way. I'm kind of lucky being lifted ended. We asked the victim Joplin to describe the suspect the description. Who gave us tally with what we already had eleven? Seventeen am Franken. I went back to the office. I can't figure it out you why it switched from hotels to cafe well maybe tumble to our stakeouts. Not sure he'd try the argus though rights platform I got lobbied Friday. I see any else Round gives us something to go on. Anyway. Thank you right. Lee Jones in the lab. Once he got we'll Joplin was right. He sure didn't miss that Coffee Cup. Final pieces more than a broken front tooth analysis of the broken tooth revealed that it was part of a lower incisors from what we learned to the suspect. It seemed likely that he would make an immediate effort to have the tooth replaced for the next three days Franken. I interviewed Dennis in the immediate vicinity of the robberies. Thursday November third three seventeen. Pm. We question Doctor Clinton Potter field in his office on the second floor of the Marsh building. Yes I believe. I had such a patient last Monday. Broken incisors. Yes that's right. You did. Tell us what he looked like. Oh young man about thirty nicely dressed in very pleasant that he say what had happened to his tooth. Yes he did automobile accident he knocked it against the steering wheel. He wanted a new fitting right away. Yester- agreed to make him a temporary soon as I could. It should be finished tomorrow. He offered to pay me extra fight. Hurry up I tell them. You can't rush a new bridge. Even a temporary. Vinnie gives his name and address will not me personally? My receptionist takes care of those details. Your mind checking with no excuse me about time. It got a break. Because they're starting to ring is sure it is. Yeah it's like the paper said GonNa be a wet winter to hear you are gentleman. I had a copy down for you. Thank you seaver yes. That's correct his addresses right there to these. We know one thing. What's that why skipped over the hotel? He loves her three fifty eight PM. Franken I drove over the Argus Hotel and we talked to the owner. George rbis told us that Philip C relived on the second floor room. Twenty-three said that Sieber was a quiet young man who had been staying at the hotel for the past six weeks you also told us that seaver work nights and was probably in his room now which the elevator up to the second floor and it. Yeah I I should have know what this is. All about is clean jail turnaround. Okay what does she? You guys must be Iraq and see what I can turn you. Got That right combusting here. Yeah what would I be doing the shotgun? It's you tell us. I never had a gun in my life. You cut sure. Make the DARNEST mistakes. I bet you picked the wrong guy half time. Yeah sure luck. There's nothing in that bureau attempt. My clothes are falling about this. It's just a Satchel that's all life was key I duNno. I lost it. Brigham took good evening to you without a key. Is it all right? Let's go? How heck that get in there. You don't know I told you I didn't. I never had a shotgun in my life where you got one now. I must have picked up the wrong bag by mistake. Sure that's happened. Come on okay okay. I'm coming cut your hand. Be Right must have bad ones. Was THAT OTHER. Tooth Medicine Star. You've just heard is true. The names were changed to protect the innocent. On March twelfth trial was held in Department Ninety Eight Superior Court of the State of California in the county of Los Angeles in a moment. The results of that trial Philip Perverts seeber was tried and convicted of robbery in the first degree five counts and received sentences as prescribed by law robbery in the first degree is punishable by imprisonment for a period of not less than five years in the state penitentiary because of the viciousness of the suspect it was decided that the terms would run consecutively. You had just heard dragnet. A series of authentic cases from official fails technical advice comes from the office of Chief of police W H Parker Los Angeles Police Department.

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No 115: The Shadow People 1953

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No 115: The Shadow People 1953

"It it was at this moment that he knew Diam Sean where Japan this Some sort of your dreams. You're listening to the world's most popular inaccurate in sometimes squirrel retelling of cultural history. It's podcast cast forty two on the products network if Mr Davidson David. The Same Person. I don't know because it's time for podcasts. Forty two you don't have time to highlight those scrapes. I'm Christopher Devos Sabrina. Pierre and I'll do what I want jail troops. I'm Laura Haim you get to say. Hi You again for this episode now. That was pretty exciting. Mr Davis is not the same person as David Good. You would be David what we're doing some different tonight. But first let's crack. Open the beer cooler move. That's me knocking on my beer core. Who that be knocking at my door though way so today we got another nice. What from Goose Island? I'd like to thank everyone for that. Nice Bogo Sale. Yes always get. It's nice to get two for one. It's their next coast. Ip a going to go on an IP kick because we all know how much Laura loves them and she missed the last one so why miss this one the last one? I think she would have liked. Yeah I think so this one I don't know. Did you. Put that down for her computers. Blocking my way. Is she drinking to know she just has one? Okay now I haven't I haven't been blessed with the one. I missed while she was cooking all day. And she's like I need a beer and then she came in and said well. Jail must've taken all the goose island from last week. And I'm like no. There's like three. There was like half a case in there. Now there's there in there I saw. The case is still in there. Unless you're being a teenager in it's empty. No it's full. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. I love that Song Anyway. So we do goose island just know that all the labels are going to be one. 'cause they're all there's nothing on the labels fades they're all. They're all playing in Yucky. This one does like an hombre affect with the lettering. What kind of affect on all? That's fancy talk for changing hair color Well this first SIP. I'm not I think I either. I'm starting to really like IPA's or because he our own now just as good oatman the IP is an old man thing Alan. That's a sophisticated secret agent thing not an old man thing anyway. Say Tune to the end of our show where we rate the beer. We're going to rate it on one through six one being the worst six being the best. It's based on a six pack. Which makes sense to everybody but one lone Canadian in Kissimmee so tonight. We're doing something really different. We're going to take some old radio. Plays from the thirties and forties. And we're going to reenact them but we have a twist breath what the son says. It is nineteen fifty three. We taking some radio plays from the thirties forties and fifties. Thank him our going to reenact them. We have randomly divided out the parts. So we pick parts from fishbowl if you picked a male part female that's what you are now saying some of the parks you pick your the parts. You picked your man you also may and sound effects will be done by us as well. I have a question sure selective. My lines are interrupted by sound effects. Do is still read over them. Like do I continue my line. While the sound effect people are doing their sound effects. If does what the script calls for. But how do you know? That's what it's like here. I start But there is sound fax. Oh and then my thing that would just be like one sentence to was so much for not editing. No yeah it'd be announcer sound effects and then announcer side. Wait for them to finish their sound effects on practicing my sound effects. Okay and I'm assuming that because the first mine is not in capitals. I'm Kinda Far Away. Some not yelling it but then you can yell the Second Part. You can do whatever you want. Okay no rules to this. And this is why ATV was created needs some direction. In case you haven't picked up these scripts have not been read ahead of time. Also also we've assigned some quirks to some of the main characters and we will tell you about them before we do the the radio drama. Oh we're telling them we are. Yeah we'll tell them who we are. And WHO and what? They're cork is if they have one. Okay all right and We may go off script to you. Never know you know because you're not reading. Yeah you know anyway so our first drama is from this part so big night tune fifty. Three's outright no one thousand nine hundred ninety three. It's from the series. The hall of Fantasy. See and this episode is called the shadow people. I will be. It's called the shadow people date. No it's not aired was September twenty first very. It wasn't like the dating game shadow people dating. I was really excited. I choose shadow person number two. I might take a picture of of the title and posted on our podcast group page so everybody can see why I thought it was the shadow people dating. It could be the shadow people dating. That sounds like a great show. Yeah that's the sequel. I'm going to be playing. Dr Helius and Dr Helius has a quirk. He is a sounds like Christian. Stewart I'm also playing Bryan and Brian has a quirk. He's Julia Child or I am the announcer and Mr Davis. Neither of them have quirks. I to be away at her work is that she sounds like forrest. Gump I'd also the shadow. Also David who's quirk is. He sounds like James Spot. I don't think I mentioned it. But the quirks were also randomly decided. Yes they were. They were out of our famous fishbowl. Right Sabrina Sabrina where you? I'm sowed defects woman. Hear her roar the sound Effects Galore. Quirks highlight things hall of fantasy. Okay here we go. It tells you what you're supposed to do. All righty and now you're great. Fully artist wasn't drinking the horror fantasy. I think the hall of fantasy would be more menacing not like really joyful in nineteen fifty. Three twenty twenty. It is is the whole clerk in Houston so the announcers very happy. Very happy good. All right sound effects drumbeat right. She was too upbeat. Get Medicine Phil Collins. A pump. Welcome to the House so happy Mac. Welcome to the Holler fantasy. Welcome to this series of radio dramas dedicated to the supernatural. The unusual and the unknown. Happy supernet supernatural very happy which is look at that come with me friends loose out this we shall descend into the world of the unknown and forbidden down to the depths where the bell of time is lifted and the Burnett and the supernatural reigns as king. Come with me and listens vitelle. Love Gong. H- that's all. I wanted you to do the whole time. I'm like yes. That's sad Laid have you been I mean. Have you seen anything else since you spoke to me lashed? No haven't ever since my Mama died. Nothing's happened except giving me some chocolates. Well I only hope that holy crap what setup admit was but it was gonna be offscreen so you should have left the room world PSI. It came from stash. Come on You don't think I don't know what to think. I only hope that. Uh David David. If anything's happened to him and run run run run. Run RUN AWFUL HILO footsteps and seeing a moment There's no luck in this room. You wait here. Laid stride tried. Let me go with this Khalifa stride and fide West the light over to your left walk. Click Click blacklock. David words wrong. Why didn't you leave the light on edge because your Father Daddy Lane about lease here? Yeah evil after also thought about Seiger's And get the moment. The hall of Fantasy will present the shadow people and original Tele Fantasy by Richard. Thorne entitled the Sato People it started. You know I just announced that we will be starting our pre start. Thank God those who are my real effects. Wonder we discuss it off. Yes Brian Andy Lane and I. It was in my apartment. There's only one light on the entire place. You skip the lie. Yeah I did somewhere along the line of how I was so busy. Reading Eerie. Okay let's get back to eerie so much for no editing. Okay go lane David. No no Elaine. No I did that. No you got Shriek. Yeah Oh that was your Shriek. Yeah that's forrest Gump. Shrieking what's wrong elaine? Watched about it's the on no bought off all assault. Something in that doorway over there Wa over there right over there by the sounds big footsteps. Bowel certainly not third. Third Third. Where you're going David over to that archway just to let you know that. That's nothing here. Thud Thud Thud Erc ski shoe. Okay has this checking. He stepped in some mud downstairs. There you see things wrong breath. My chicken stuffing it. Nothing at all. How are you satisfied? There's no here auch US and Julia Child Yes I'm sorry I just thought that Janet be here to Leave the overhead lights on. I'm sorry I just got to be secretive. Thought that Burton back on David please no but I will. Rit Lane thawed so. I thought you know you really shouldn't have so much could back problems anyway. What's bothering you? This autumn no just that I don't know. Tell us about to debate. Tell us about Vietnam and BUBBA. Tell us what's bothering you. You promise that you you won't life at me of a BRA lieutenant. Diane Lane your brother. I know it doesn't seem like at some times but I used to be a real SISTA stuff turkeys anyway. If something's troubling you would like to know about it here. Pick some baking soda all right then. I'll put it all on the shrimp. The reason I was so upset was I ran out of Dr Pepper and out to pay but then I saw someone or something standing over in that there are Trae David. Show you that. There was no one Yeltsin here when the lights were clipped on verbally. Use Yourself and we were. Oh I'm not talking about something you can click away with that lot there Bryan. I'm talking about some sort of human being top thing. What's it all about Elaine? See in darkness. Mile framed Something that can that Campesina lied to the area and I think I've seen it several times before. Are you sure you're not imagining this lane? Oh have that good of imagination for Radio Free. Call Me Julia Name Julia. How long have you been she? Initiative Knee Lane. I want to put on my porch. Take Off Right. I want the woman. Whereas moneypenny Apu do all that Chile we hire before and it started about six minutes ago. Six weeks something like that. You were off on Business in Detroit or someplace like that with Lieutenant Damn Bubba and I mean Julia. Mom and dad were on vacation. I had the house to myself in the Library. I was there was one live on. I sat in the chair beneath it. Sorta read and I was finding Waldo found him several times. I even thought that something was watching me. Maybe Waldo look and backer Carmen Sandiego something like that. I felt that there was someone in the room with me. Standing rat in the back of just watching glancing looking at me and I look back but nothing mayor just amp tennis and and then I thought I heard someone and they whispering. I got here but I'm not sure so I got up looked around and I'm pretty easily frightened but not really sometimes but this time I was you know but out in the hallway was almost entirely black. Luckily I was dear allowed. Switch that I click. Click Click and I look back over my shoulder and I saw this huge hulk in shape or yes tell us about and it was the first time I saw and I heard a voice or rather it started. We sprints to me like the wind and I couldn't distinguish the words. There's just not how dark shape that seemed to move and towards me. I thought it was BUBBA. But nope it was now on. My hand was on the light. Switch are turned it out and the mid laugh flooded the hallway tap Who I was loaned again. Not Tenant Damn bubble. Sure as hell won't there no Ginnie but as long as there's lot I know K. Hurt me it can't even reach me. Well you might have imagined it. You know Hammy the salt and pepper. Of course I will but that's possible idea but I'm sure I didn't it real so real that the shape and the darkness it it. It was just like being back in the roar hours. An old man. I do off Dr Celsius. I'd heard that he knew quite a good deal about this. Supposed supernatural ship. That was happening all over the place all over the world. I went to him to she if he knew anything I show I waterboarded him so he would explain everything that happened and everything he told us spout Elaine store knockback. Yes my good saw. What do you wish an appointment with Dr Shelly Ish? Oh Yes yes. He mentioned something about it. Are you Mr Drake? Yes if you'll come inside wiping thud thud violent door to door. Blew up James Bond. If you doctor has Talia says in the study please come with me the third docked. A VISITA for you. Yes bring him in Saad. Saad Yumiko now I hate my life. Yes stocks up and women always has weird walks away Mr Drake. Why Shop I'm critic? David trick sit down. Please in that chair. I don't care over there. She's fine. I'll sit and also take a Martini. Shaken not stood. Thank you so the error. I wish you wouldn't scrape my furniture across the floor like that and then far in it. Now what is the nature of your visit to me? I care well from what I understand. Dr Shelley's if that show name it is that you have a great knowledge of all. Things supernatural manifestations that have occurred across the great knowledge. Mr Drake. Why Sh- no hurriedly that only scratched the surface. If I even get out of bed some mornings of my ears study. Perhaps I can help you then again. I don't really care while but let me tell you a story if you must all right now. This didn't happen to me but it happened to a friend who's also a friend and some woman that I was GonNa Hook up with WHO I might marry. It seems that about six weeks ago when she was transactional. Excuse me I got faded. Let me get with point here. When the light was clicked on Click Click stock form. And that's the story or as much as I can remember. I kind of blacked out that night. Excuse me I see. It's really strange tale. Dude all trust me. I know you say she seemed to hear whispered voices. And that's really all the emotion I can muster. Oh she's always sharing things. Whisper Chihuahua. But that's what she says. I see a moment please. I don't know how you say. His name is Jay. His name is Shelly. Celsius rises and walks off book and my files a beat off. I'll wait front of me. I think that was stage direction. I'm sorry for her radio show time she got to get the beat off here. It is I believe this is the one Guy House. As naming shelly charge it thank goodness and he sets and flips through the pages of the book spines. Perhaps I may be able to help. I don't know let me see. This is a very ancient book Mr Drake. So just don't breathe on it too hard. I seem to remember. Yeah here's an account of a happening such as you relate. Let me see And we shall live on earth and they shall not see us yes. Portola by the rule or darkness shall not see us yes. It has been told by the ruler of the dark. This they who live by day and retired to the by night like old people do shall never know that we walk with them that we are side by side by the that we watched That we wait for watch ads only at night. Will they see us for daylight? We will not be seen only when the doctors grows take out a on the forms of the shadow. People are shade from the black death. Say will know of ood nervous and they will know that we are their companions who the shadow people so tired supporting anything. Someone's wanted to fly. I no doubt Buck I knew something similar to the story told me Mr Greek doctor. Shelly killed that fly. What can we do we can? All we can ask Florida's say my name Laura. What's My Name Entertainment Tina? Well now's kristen. Stewart has serious. They give me a little time. Let me see if I can find any more references to these people of darkness. One more thing Mr Drake be sure that your fiance. Or whatever the hell she is never left alone at night. She's my check. That's what I figured. We sure that there's something some living thing animal or human I don't know I don't know what the companies are every second of the night for she is. She's in danger Mr Drake. I wish I could emphasizes more but I just I can't. I don't know how Baghdad so I- story an original Tele Fantasy by Richard Thorne entitled Saito. People is reading. There was a break. It was that the Transitional Pas yes it was the forward is a transitional menopause that night the night of the day of the night that I had seen has Celsius Malda. Jaide died in her sleep which she failed to appear for breakfast and not get her eggs benedict. Elaine's father went up stash two. She was wrong. He entered. Who discovered that she was dead crawled up in bed with a shoe. Just Li- like a dead fish took a different turn creepy family. The family doctor couldn't explain it because she had been in perfect health a few weeks later. I wish how spending a weekend with them when I glanced over on the mantle of the clock and it showed that it was a left. Do Do do the clock dooming call do do do. Somebody hit that clock off. I got to beat the clock off Mr Davish. All he had to do screen. Dole your live again. We went back in time. Do unplugged the damn clock is ticking. You saw I can't understand why Brian hasn't returned from town where he said he had some extra work to catch up on. He told me this morning he mop belay well. Eleven o'clock going upstairs. Glad you came out David. Good seeing you again. All always a pleasure to be here. Well don't stay up too late. See both in the morning. I really get new shoes. Could not die. Goodnight Mr Davis. He ate the SIME DAVID. Ever since. Mamma died he ain't been sign notice tonight. He's changed our only hope that he'll start living in a game. Since Dodd seems that he got a dod with her he laid. Have you been? Have you seen anything else since you spoke to me lashed? No not since mother died. Nothing's hype and well. I only hope that God Dhamma. He died at least that damn clock stop us. Oh good is it already wedlock rods from Stash. Latch cow. Oh God I just kept running and running and running up those stairs. You don't think auto. Now what thank Catty? Maw? I really hope that David David you'd think anything's happened to him. The robotic me to wd Forty Niche to get rid of my big boots report. We'll see in a moment. There's no ally in this room here. They'd strategy stratus draft whereas the dumb light of to your left. David wait a minute. It's the same thing diverted words wrong by not leave the line on he laid dzhafarova. He's dead. You'll never win the laugh Olympics. I walked into the bedroom on the bed. Was she laid. Father Audit? Take a second look for me to know that he was dead. I've she'd met at Botch many. That I've killed wash shelf switched off the light walked back into the hallway to tell Elaine what happened and then from the room that comment. Irie quiet laugh to like evil dog. Who couldn't win and Wacky Raisch? Were Stop Barking in the background. The doctor ship that room there were some on node evil. The Voice Shelf was on Athle- no substance behind it. It sounded as if it came from doc. Nishit shelf no no. I don't believe you it's the truth. There's nothing more I can do. We have to tell the police. Tell me it's not true David. Tell me it's now true. Shoddy I wish I could. He's dead after the burial. Dr Shelly Ash Carter in touch with me. He said that he wanted to meet. He laid him Brian and he wanted to talk to the three calling me a few nights later. He came out to their house. Davis you WANNA talk to you but I felt like I had to. We tell me just when I saw this manifestation When Brown was in Detroit now Mrs Davis you have even seen this apparition in the company of other people. Is that correct when we were at David's apartment right now? I'll tell you what I think whether you want to hear it or not. You are in deadly danger. Mrs Davis He's beings want to claim you like baggage from airport so far. They've had no success only in the darkness. Do they have power little by little heavy step by heavy staff gooby? They have been removing the obstacles in their way to reach you. First your mother and your father. Mrs Davis both died in the same fashion in the darkness. Death struck Adam. So tell me. Do you feel their presence here in this room as I talk to you Turn out the lights Brian. Stand by the switch. If you please Brian just get on with this then happens and turn the lights back on all right here hold my Turkey. Lock block walk. Walk Walk Walk octa shellfish. I don't think did you notice how my shoes are much lighter than yours. You should think about some insoles. You'll need to continue working with you. Yes yes yes we do house hoping you would have said no but all right. Brian turn off the lights. Yes Dr Clack Room. Now's darkness Miss Davis. You feel or see anything. No Up yes do. Do you see anything. Thank so Doctor. I think he quite you know what I'm doing the darkness gathering together into a huge terrible not only. Do you see us Miss Davis but everyone else in the room also will see the vague shapes forming themselves in the blackness. We don't want you Dr Celsius. You're depressing enough girl. We want we invite you to drop the you'll only bring down the wrath of the shadow people upon you had give us the We want that go. Don't stop us. Let us take our now Lights turn on the lights. What what Kwekwe there. They're they're done. This Davis you're right like care. Yes yes I am. It's the dockage it formed into something I saw too soon. I saw a ride. The through a straighter. What are we going to do this at the present moment? I don't care but this much I do know of cussed on Saturday night live and they keep hiring me for movies but regardless he must leave this house immediately. You must try to get out of the reach. I don't know or care if that's possible. I hope it is. I don't really hope it is but it seems like I should say that 'cause I suppose to be human. I have to return to my home. I must learn if there's some manner by which we can defeat these creatures for a moment. Just leave the house. Just get out dispose of it in any manner you may see fit but just leave a seems to be the answer from the beginning of this whole play. Gone The music then. A Gong God we the night my apartment. Oh we've gone. All three of us stay together Koji tight. We got closer to that night than we ever did before the following day Brian. Any lane made arrangements dishwasher. The House the afternoon Doctor. Has Shelly called me and asked that I come to she him. Tainted SORTA SORTA happier ear. God I need my prostate checked. Anything NEW DOCTOR. Yes or no one. I'm not that kind of doctor. Although for fifty dollars we'll be to realize of course that the spiritual manifestation is not new it's gone on. For Centuries Watt audit know that. I could use two fingers to tickle it true David Day Muscle Ponte Masa Pot. Some guy with a French name wrote that they Moss Ponda. That's sure wrote. That was supposedly a fiction story about manifestation David he called it four law which is a fancy drink they serve at the Ale House Hover. According to the information here on my desk it was taken away from an actual case history. Of course he embroidered. The story really imported the story. Gosh has fancy embroidery on. My Wall added a few touches something. He didn't realize actually he highlighted. It existed. Yeah Weird Botch have. You found anything which we can fight them. I have a license to kill. You know dude everything depends upon an answer from a colleague of mine in Paris. Should odd job. No It's Dr Henry Renault Doctrine. No now with an I not a y. Idea I don't know why I guess he'll die. I dispatched a tug rammed home last night while why not answered by now. There's certain things that must be done. Take a few days. I'm afraid you didn't put a stamp on it. Did you know after David? There's nothing else we can do over the next few days. The house was sold because the market was booming. Baby at Brian Elaine moved into a newer more modern home few model for my apartment. Shelly said it by take a few days for them to build up their power. I spent the night at the new house. The lights were left on and I watched for any unusual courage in the daytime. I returned to my apartment and sleep about four days late after he laid and Brian moved into that house. I was at home when his cellphone. Me That'd be good from bed. Early sleeps in his boots. Hoy David yes Dr Shelly Ish. Hey to tell you this David. Why Watch the Mata? What's wrong? Who were step ahead David? I just received word that Renault eight or was killed. I don't know I didn't really read it anyway. At the very moment the telegram to him step by step they had outwitted for they had anticipated. Every move we make even DACA Celsius without a loss at what you do. You agree to meet me at the Davish. Would you want to do to see us about Dr? Who did you find something out? New owner new more knew. Sorry you can't really but that I haven't at the moment I'm at a complete loss. Mostly 'cause I don't know what to do. And why did you want to see us this evening? Nearly check on that foot where you're wearing and to see if any about yes. You are. Miss Davis have you seen or heard any Not In the house only Ahmad in your dreams. Your sweet dreams that are made of this. Yes Maas we dreams that when I go to sleep at night it's in there that I see the darkness and it's grown worse much worse. I was hoping that it would have not progressed. So far has been no disturbance in this house but now L. Disturb your sleep Miss Davis now. You must stay awake for as long as you can when you a sparkling vampire you know. You're in trouble. Want the three move into my house. I think Kinky but perhaps I'll give you more protection latched right. That night removed over to show issues. House lane would would have more protection there. He was into bondage from there. We might be able to devise a plan of action. Show are called Q. And Adam bring me some gotch next few days things were quiet. The shadow people seem to have withdrawn for a while. I thought that we might have succeeded in thwarting that purpose if they no longer complained of sleeping less but that's condition lasted for just a few days. Ten days later. They've made themselves known and again that we were in the study which shut his shelia swirled around and Elaine excited but this is about as exciting as I can get. What are you looking at? I'm looking outside where the leaves fall off? That's where I see serious. I assume through my fork watched we do. Algae are meeting Enough Ed. Life is meaningless. What there's nothing we can do. We we can't just. We can't do anything. Brian who understand that they have us at their mercy. Greatest Man in my field was Henry Renault was I. He do nothing against them. What do you think we can do? He's right there bribe. There's nothing we could do as long as the house remains lighted so long that they remain outside. It's the lights where to stay. Monthly locked shosh like Motley. Dick dashingly again. It sounds out the father was killed. It's that same sad. How WE HERDS? We'll have to see my Turkey good evening client spot the heavy footsteps Shelley Mama's These are your shoes. I'm sorry could by accident. I thought his ask better. I thought of this emergency all kind bowl. Yes right. Mrs Davis It's a Yankee candle it's Cotton fresh cotton scented As long as it burns and it smells really good. This one candle will be safe. They cannot Into the fragrance they are limited by the darkness as long as the candle burns the have to remain outside this room and it reminds us to do our laundry house in the darkness. Outside we Around you this time you shall too scape this time. We claim. You don't even know what that means. Brian Bra no Kumba. Don't be a fool. He Laid GonNa go after him. Stay HERE WE CUT. Just let him die out there. You don't have a chance. I seriously doubt if the long screen take a look at my own mistakes. I'm afraid Julius dead. Your brother not Julia show the win Pocahontas Lesson to win. I know it sounds like a leaky air. Mattress put this duct tape over Who brought the balloon strong jobs? Yes Dr Listen to the wind. You must realize listen to the way. It never goes away three. Jesus how close the Dow should have invested in. Ac and you must know in your mind is that we can destroy you at any moment. Desire Sokha Dr Sally S. May Still Save Your Life if you stop that breeze. We'll let the others go now. Jim Them to US close the window. And there's a week no no. Oh what can I say? You don't have to take all of us. Shall We destroy your life? Shall We kill you now? Motley as you wish you'd never win the laugh Olympic. So do as you will yes sir. I'm sorry to win tickled you sorry. David the candle-soot jocks this. Come JOIN US. The figures in the dock nece. No not the way. And I don't want to be part of the way and and Jen We've launched his Sylvia's you and the others dead now and I must tell everybody that because the wind is finally stopped were gone with the wind. We shall live on the thin man and the days of Nazi us. They will know that we wait for a chance that we will walk with them. Only at night when the darkness grow together and the forms of the shadow people Shaped like from the blackness. Bill they see us than they will know that we are that companions. Look next to you. Feel the wind in the shadows. Not Here Golf Park. There's echoing drumbeats to be auto anthem related. I mean the severance Knight's tale of the unusual. The terrified the unknown. Join us again when next week. Guarany down the corridors of the hall of fantasy so happy I died. Laura I di- to Iraq. This is not a happy time. Well the Holler fantasy to hear another strange tale of the supernatural. I'll characters in events. Portrayed in these programs are fictional not and any similarity to actual events or persons living or dead is purely coincidental died hears footsteps. That are supposed to be fading right now. Leaning arm tied national. Aw Well we had four plan for dowling. That one was long. It was very law of them are equally this one. I feel like is twice as long. Oh they're very long than I guess. We'll be prepared for next week. So let's revisit the beer cooler yellow giveaway dry way narrowing Claudia. Perfect wait a minute. Spend an hour. Yes it has already for my next door. It reminds us what's in the beer cooler. It's goose island's necks coast. Ip a nice tropical IPA seven percent. Aby Well Why don't we start with you Laura because of your love of Ip Ason? Yeah it's an APA. He was Kristen Stewart. Not You I'm I'M GONNA give it to sips zips what snap and around the world. Wow that's my name reading on film so the score of two. Why no not escort to to SIP. C-set okay it. Was that bad for you? I don't like IPA's no matter how much jail keeps trying to feed him next week. I'm bringing the different IP A. I'm so excited I can't wait. It's the year of Ip as every week of different Ip a Bogo so not wasn't necessarily jails fault silently. Make five I think so seems like they only make ip SPF is an IP. A they only had. I pays on the shelf. You Need Our lady could it? They're known for their goose island like the regular. Ip a they just released the Solo IPO which we did last week and this one's been out for almost like probably about a year now. Okay well I actually liked it and I'm not a big. Ipo person either. No hand it to me that much they can go to jail. Why Sabrina It the finish of an Ip as always important for me and it still PA finish. But it wasn't a harsh I finish. It was very mild. So I'm going to give it a three. If I was stuck drinking this I wouldn't be too disappointed but it wouldn't be my first choice before I B as not bad middle of the road for me Three Sabrina I liked. It obviously. Just took Laura's I did I sure did no gongs for me on this own I would I'd give it a five. I enjoyed it There the a little bit of an aftertaste at times that I would get that. I was unsure about I think that's what I got every time I understand that but I enjoy I like it I I do So this one gets a five from me ogre just because you're like IPA's yeah. I just oh I get him. So you've of fruit and I like fruit to got a little bit of fruit in the beginning but it went away. Quick fruit muster rose to the top. Maybe right beer master. What do you think? Oh I like it. Nice Nice flavor to it good It's really good at a west coast. Ip why it's like next coast Ip a and West Coast Ip's are supposed to be a little juicier and little fruit ear. And all that bull- hazy. I like it really good. I give it a six. 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Some old man that tells stories down by the river where the PD act and oath home-made Youtube documentaries do not use anything you heard in the show to write a book report with you will get a bad grade a really really really bad grade just like all of our hosts did when they were in school music was provided by claiming you can find his shoes at Kramer Dot Com. This has been a podcast. Forty two production again. He had to be me. Fix more shows like audits network. Know Tall WE GO latest Took even if you've seen anything else and she spoke to me last. No I haven't ever. Since mother died nothing Tampa. I only hope we're working on here. David true what injuries relied on other steadily. In just a moment the hall of Addison will present the shadow people and now for our story and original Taylor fantasy by Richard Thorne entitled the Shadow People Somewhere along the line of your life. You've met them. You have come in contact with the shadow people Landed I discussed? Yes Brian Elaine. And I was in my apartment. There was only one light on the entire place. Blame what's the matter telling you? I know but I thought I saw something that. Do Away over there over there right over there. You're going over that archway just to let you know that. Nothing's here you see lang. Nothing's wrong nothing at all satisfied that there's no one of us. I'm sorry I just thought that I had liked him back on. What's bothering you? Says I don't know I don't know that was about it. Tell us what's bothering you. You promise that you would let me of course not Brian Lane on your brother. Something's troubling you. I'd like to know about it. The reason we so upset with the fact that I saw someone or something standing in that archway but David. Show do that? There was no one else in here. The lights were put on yourself or yourself would be reluctant to talk to you about something you you can see in the library and I'm not talking about a human being and what's it all about a land in darkness. I I saw something that can't be seen in a lighted area and I soon it several times before you sure you're not imagining this. I don't have that good imagination Bryant. I love you do seen this thing. It started about six weeks ago. You are in Detroit on business. Brian Mom and dad ruin vacation. I was in the house by myself in the library. I was only one light on. I said Chabany reading several times. I thought something was watching me. I still there. Was someone in the room with me every so often advanced back over my shoulder but they seem to be nothing there and then. I thought I heard someone whispering. I wasn't sure but when I heard it again I got up and I looked on the house along that easily frightened. You know that in the home I was almost entirely black. Luckily I was in your life. Switch look back over my shoulder and I saw this huge hulking shape for the first time time. I heard a voice rather than couldn't distinguish a dark shape. Seem to be moving tells me my head was in the light switch and I turned it on minimum flooded. She was gone nothing there alone as long as I know. It can't hurt me. I know it can't reach me I to light of imagine that you know Clinton possible that I'm sure I didn't. It was so real so real that it was the very essence of evil in south room. There was an old man. I knew other doctor tedious. I'd heard that quite a good deal about the supposed supernatural manifestations to take place in the world. I want him to see if he knew anything that might explain. The events of the story Elena told us yes my good what do you we. I have an appointment with DR CDs. Oh yes he mentioned something about you. I missed to take if you come. Doctors deleted in. This study. Piece comes Dr Phil. You go now to sit down please. In the chair of thank you know others the nature of L. Visit to me. I understand that you have a great knowledge of the supernatural manifestations which have occurred on the Great Knowledge Mr Hake no hobby that have only scratched the surface in my years. I've studied perhaps I can help you game. Perhaps I cannot well now I tell you. The started by Orleans micro say I just didn't happen to me Dr to my fiance. It seems about six weeks ago. She was when the light was on the dock. Phone is a big story. Say as much as I can see. It's a strange state data on fully aware of that. Dr To cities you say she seemed to hear whispered voices as she says. I see the moment I have a book. I saw semi be able to help you out through Let me see. This is a very Asian book. Mr Today has seen through the Mandalit. Yes isn't a count of happening such as you would at eight and we live on the earth and they see yes. It has been foretold by the ruler of the darkness live. My Day retired to sneak by night. Shown never know that we walk with that. We Watch that we wish for only in the night for you. They like we are not only in the night. When the darkness grows on of the shadow people are from the blackness That we all have continues for we all the shadow. I knew I had read something similar to the story. Adobe Mr Drake Dr a serious what can we do? Give me the time. Let me see if I can find any more references to these people. The darkness one team. Mr Drake be sure that you'll see on say is never less alone at night. Be sure that that has some living thing. Animal or human which accompanies out of every second of the night where she is indeed Mister Drake at tangible danger. Back now to our story and original Taylor fantasy by Richard Thorne entitled the Shadow People Night and the night of the day. I've seen it lands. Mother died in ninety mislead breakfast. Father went upstairs was wrong. Room then family doctor couldn't express Lane's mother many He'll weeks later. I was out of the house spending a weekend with a glass. The clock in the mass showed eleven Ernest to catch up nine o'clock. I'm going upstairs. David good again. It's a pleasure to be through a lot of status. Isn't the same day Anna? Since mother died he hasn't been. I didn't realize it is changed. I only hope that you'll start living again. She died. It seems that part of him died with been seen anything else. Since you spoke to me last no I haven't ever since mother died nothing's happened. I hope you own good movies the line. Why didn't you leave the light on father's Daddy Lane? I'd walk into the darkened bedroom on the bed was laying. It didn't take a second look nothing. He was dead. I switched off the live and walk back into the hallway to tell Elaine what happened from the room. That had come nearly cried last year and the doctor said that room was some unknown. Nevil Taller. The voice itself was unearthly was no substance to it. It sounded does. It came from the documents that sound believe. Just the truth the more I can do sorry and wish I could father's stance After the burial Duck Cassivi has got in touch with me said that they wanted to meet both. Elaine and Brian that they wanted to talk to the three of us. According united later he came out to their house. Steve is just when you saw the first manifestation. Brian was in. Detroit knows Dave is. You have even seen this apparition in the company of other people is that correct. Yes the night David Department or right. Now I tell you what I think you out in deadly danger status. These beings You so far. They have had no success in the darkness. Do they have the power little by little step by step? They have been removing the obstacles in their way to lean you. That's another and then your father's Day's those died in the same fashion in the darkness. Death stuck at antennae. Do you feel their business here in this room as I talk to? You don't have to lies but I am by the switch. If you'd be buying if anything happens to Tom the lights back on all right. How do we want to continue working with you? Yes alighting turn off the lights room. Now is in darkness. Stave is do you feel or see anything know I don't you wondering condemning together into my huge down. Do you see us Everyone else in the room also zero want you. We want to this thing down the rest of the shadow on your head. We want to go the God I arise. She said the documents I saw for me. There's something to so did I. What are we GONNA do? Doctor sees the present moment. I don't know but it's much I do now. You must leave. This House immediately was trying to get out of every. I don't know that it's possible. I hope it is down to my home. I must learn if there are some men by which began to feed discreet for the moment. Leave this house dispose of it in any manner. You may see fit. But he's back now to our story and original Taylor fantasy by Richardson entitled the Shadow. People We spent the night my apartment the following day Brian Anyway in Maine arrangements disposable of the House and they afternoon. Dr Oversee is called me and asked that I come to see him David. I'm Jesuit here anything you'd after. Yes and no you realize of course this spiritual manifestation is not new that it has gone on essentially no. I wasn't aware of that. It's through David. Lukas on Road Supposedly a fiction story about the manifestation dated. He called it to Orla. I'll ever. According to the information hit on my desk. It must take him from an actual case history of course he embroidered the Star added if your thoughts used to something. He didn't realize actually existed. Have you found anything which we can fight them? Depends upon an answer received from a colleague of mine in Paris after only Rhino and dispatched a telegram to him last night and wisely answered by now certain things that must be done. It will take a few days. I'm afraid we have to wait David as nothing as we can do in the next few days. The house was sold and Brian and les and moved into a newer more modern home a few miles from my apartment that it might take a few days for them to build up their power. I spent the nights if a new house the lights were left out and I watched for any unusual occurrence in the daytime. I returned to my apartment and get some asleep four days. After Brian moved into a new house I was at home when his phone? Me David to tell you this David was the matter. What's wrong? Step ahead of David. I just received word that Rhino died. Home was very moment is energetic to. Oh by staff they wanted us to. They made it every move. We make even dr his duties with at a loss what to do. He agreed to meet me at the Davis House. Did you WANNA say about Dr Saying? Did you find out anything more? I'm sorry to say that I haven't the moment and at a complete loss. I don't know what to do. But what did you want to see us about this evening to check to see if anything has happened status head? You seen heard anything not in house only in my dreams. You're doing when I go to sleep at night in my dreams dodgers. I see them. It's grown worse much. I was hoping that would not have progressed. So far has been no disturbance in this house but now they disturb. Your sleep is Davis. No you must stay a week for as long as you can have one of the three of you into my house. Perhaps that will give you more protection Not We moved over to the. Cd's perhaps you would have more protection from that. We might be able to devise plan of action some way to beat those views days. Things are quite the shadow. People seem to drown for a while. I thought that we might have succeeded in forming the preface. Elaine no longer complained troubled sleep but that's condition lasted for a few days. Only about ten days later they made themselves known felt again that night. We were in the study when suddenly his. Cvs wound around looking at to the life. As she's right Dr Seuss I can see them too much. Dr Not the what do you mean nothing. Nothing we can do. We can do anything violent. Don't you understand that they have a messy greatest man? In my view was Renault's he could do nothing against him. I do think we do. He's there's nothing we can do as long as the house remains lighted just so long rela- remain outside if the lights sounds nice on the scene so weird to say something emergency. That's right Miss Davis. As long as this this one candover we'll be safe for the cannot advance into the leg. They are limited by the documents as long as the candidate bones. They would have to remain outside of this room the house in the documents outside. We are around you this time. Not as this time we would blame. You think I'm going on. We just have a chance. I doubt Davis laid that. You'll love. It is Selena Wind. I know now you must know in your mind that we can destroy you at any moment. We just Dr Seizures. You do say gives them to us. No you would have to take show we destroy on your now one sees and the other are live on the and men in the day so not see us. They will know that we wait for a chance. We walk with them only in the night. When the darkness grows again phones of shadow people are sheep from the blackness will see us then. They will know that we ought companion. Do We sat events portrayed in these programs I think you know and then he's hilarious actually events persons living. That is purely coincidental.

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Live! 8-29-20

Podcast 42

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Live! 8-29-20

"Then we are live is podcast forty, two, I am Chris us. I'm Sabrina Pierre. Jail. Tros I'm more he. She said that with feeling. Salty emotion all the way across the table. So we all woke up to sad news this morning. My Pop tarts burnt. Now are Raviolis. Yes. Now what was the other sad news about Black Panther has Chadwick Bozeman. For Your battle with colon cancer that nobody knew about yeah. Yeah. I was like did even have cancer. It's like I don't remember ever hearing the head yeah. Well. I just remember him coming looking really frail after doing Black Panther and people saying like is this for a role what's going on? He does not look good. But he did another movie after Black Panther that bridge movie and that was an action. Yes I didn't see it but. The previews look like it was A. Standard action movie and then the avengers. A couple of things. We have the adventures after yeah yeah. I meant he did the bridge movie came out after the adventures. So what? So what was that little tidbit that you were saying off air hold on hold on Sabrina sneezing I gotta give her a second to get that out. Good. Anyway. LYSOL. Freezer. Hand. SANITIZER. into healthy hand sanitizer or the ones that they're recalling it's not from Mexico only one way to find out. What All this started. Was that Major League? Baseball. Is Doing Jackie Robinson Day this weekend. So yesterday was the start of Jackie Robinson Day and it was also Jack Kirby's birthday, the creator of Black Panther. Chadwick Bozeman played Jackie, Robinson and he was Black Panther. Yeah. Well, there you go. Well, why don't we start off with the beer cooler although this looks more like the juice cooler. Because one is very pink. Grape he and one looks like orange juice. But doing what are we doing? We are doing the one that looks like grape juice is a limited series. It's an imperial `berliner style wise brewed wit raspberries and coffee. It is a double blush from where is it from? It doesn't say on here I can't read. Wisconsin mccower brewing in San Diego. and. Ego. The San Diego Wisconsin McCullough US Isn't that Winnie from the wonder years I think. So yeah is what? Danika color isn't it? Oh Yeah. It's not. It's not spelled the same way, but that's all I can think of as i. read it was like the wonder years. and. What's the other one it is are you ready to have some sex on the beach? Because I hope. So because we are having sex on the beach, it is a smoothie style goes l. that is brewed with cranberry Tangerine and peach from nine, thousand, three brewers out of Sherman Texas. P, Sherman? Airmen were. City. Yeah, and this one's a fruited sour. Well I took a sip of the raspberry one. You might want to do that now so that you'll be able to talk and five minutes from now. Do, we have ice cream because it looks like I want to put ice cream a beer. It looks like you should have a bowl of cereal with the spear. Wait till you get to the taste, but the smell got me right away after. I've made it not to smell any beer. You're the only person I know that. Like pairs mushy peas with beer every time with them. Beads is this. Route I remember them they were a band. Loved. Favorites, is this double blushed supposed to be a sour? Yes. I think it's an Oh, it's upper liner. It's I. Feel like it's like a poor man's frame Wa. I don't understand anything you said. That in English cleave. What does that mean for the common folk? It means nothing for the common folk. that. It's Fair Blah's like a more juicier like. It's got like a fisher. Thing to it. It's fizzy. It's busier. There's usually like a raspberry like it Scott that color like this one does it's it's hard to describe. Much like this spirit. Why just took a sip of the second one and that one is much nicer. During the the pallet cleanser before I do it yeah I think I'm GonNa have some haven't Seltzer before. Do you even have a bubbly declines yourself with after all this. Okay there on the bottom shelf. Oh. I couldn't see through the pile of beer that's in there it's we got. We got the bubbly at Sam's Club. So. In, the traditional package. You know we're doing dueling beers and the best part is that I came back here and I brought. To other different beers. Perhaps his. Dueling Beers no look I brought. Right. Back where we were. At least we've gotten smart and started sharing necessarily say that. All right. So what I'm bringing to the table, this second one smells a little better. It's better. It's better. Is that Laura's brother came down for a couple of days. And the youngest girl in the House. For. Some reason has picked up the. Verb bug again. Because they've been doing a marathon on Disney ex d like it was like a forty eight hour three day marathon I don't know which but we have. LEX was watching it too and he's just discovered famous and firm and I sat there and then I had the theme song stuck in my head for the next. Three hours will we have Disney plus so it's on. I know just released one of them leave the new movie What is it like the one about? The third dimension or something? Yeah. Well, that's actually why I think she's gotten into finished Ferguson because she's big on the Tiktok and the Creator finish a verb is on Tiktok and he's been you know talking about this movie forever and then he does do fish Mertz and you can request to do all sorts of different sports things like. Shakespeare's addition spurts. You know whatever? I can't even me so you can't be do. Mertz. No can you your? Where you're like and they stayed. Plus. Then you are. The only. I told you I was on. Different. Call everything I add. The Bruin Nature and ipod podcasting Ataur. Then the podcast in eater, you're a procrastinator nutsy podcast third. I think it's one of the talkers he keeps. He says, you know what? You should turn rides into at Disneyworld, and so Joplin says, yeah, we should turn tower of terror into different smarts. Lake Right. Do I why would it be the dominator? You call that like. Ataur. Thirteen stories and then I drop you. Drop, a nater. Yup. Yup Down? No, he's just go down. That's actually not a bad idea I like that better than the splash mountain with the theme I still staying Tiana she got her own attraction, not something that you are refurbishing into her. Inference Heerlen that's live. That's it. They haven't had any hit movies with that that Western theme in order to turn attraction could could've made. Jesse. From Toy Story. Yeah. Twice story could if you could have done what he's round up, but we already have a toy story land. Because that's stop them from putting people other places. I mean it's like Yeah. We have a frozen sing along at Hollywood studios. Frozen. Ride. Yeah Yeah, I. Guess and they have buzz lightyears astro blaster, but it's not in toy story land without came first, and now you have storytime bell in magic kingdom plus beauty and the beast live on stage at Hollywood studios. I sing along at Epcot insane like you can do it whatever I don't take Jesse's a main draw for a ride but what he is a cowboy. and. So we're make it all about Bullseye. By what he doesn't like Bullseye. Stinky Pete or we just turned into the country bears splash mountain. I mean they're attraction. Out The sale of. The country bears. Had closed because it was really hot day traction and I needed some air conditioning I'm telling you I can't believe cancel culture has not hit the country. That because nobody goes into it to know. That it should be. But look it when they walk around to how do you doubt love how the culture is look out for like meet and greets, and they're just right there was. This is look. They. They've been out in the sun for Awhile. Look. Very dehydrated. I thoroughly enjoy I like the country bears but I'm telling you if you listen to the show. Why? Listening to. Very tongue in cheek. Is Mama don't wet little bill. Buford. Shooting. and. That's why there's blood Oma Saddle. Probably, lead assign that most people quote from there and the song lasts all of like seven and a half seconds. Yeah and there's no reference to the beginning of. On the saddle, there's no answer to why there's blow on the ground is some blood on the saddle there's some blood on the ground. Closed the curtain out big puddle of blood on the ground. He calls the blood. Probably he's a bear I. I think it's from shooting. Little. Buford. Yes. Maybe Little Buford finally got his come up. So Anyway, true podcast for you to fashion have completely different. But we're talking to her brother comes down. Oh. Yeah. Louis kid she's into Finnish verb she she was was into it before it's now come back for her because I think mostly because of Tiktok and the fact that the Defense Myrna's out in the movie. So her brother. And sometimes I don't know if he's kidding and sometimes I don't know if he's serious but he's always listen you. To shake. With Chris. Johns, he, wants to watch. For Take that. seat. Josie wants to watch the newsome for with the uncle like all the shows. So he decided to tell everybody that there's a big conspiracy theory around Fini's verb. Conspiracy theory is that finished and for are not real right? There no they they died. They darlings candice not being able to handle them being dead and so in her mind's they're doing all these things and she's trying to bust them but nobody else can see them and that's wrong through the whole show everybody talks to them. Parents talked to them. Well, that's the thing he says, no, the other kids can see them and the if you watch the show, the parents never talk to them. And then all they do candace goes around and. She tries to bust them but everything she's doing is just all in her head. So she's running all over town when. Never See. Belt. And he got all of this from the Internet. So it's not something that he made up. It's you know something you can find on the Internet, and so he's looking up to shows and he's like. Well, here's here's the prime example. This is what the Internet Internet lists. The prime example, this particular code, the supports, all these theories rollercoaster episode. Then I don't know I forget what episode it was, but we're like, okay. So jazzy wants to watch that episode see if if any of this matches up. So in that episode, the parents talk to the kids. Multiple Times. The friends, the friends are there all the friends are there and they're all talking to everybody and at at the very end candice actually changes her mind and Is One of the occasion of Kansas participates in what Finnish verb is doing at the very end. So it blows. The TVs this berry. Becomes Facie therapy. US He talks through. Drink over there. Well, I took some of this raspberry sour stuff. The orange ones. Okay. I mean the one that kind of tastes like. Beats. So Get Beats. MUSHY PEAS WE KNOW Piece today. Yeah. Now I get the raspberry isn't it? Though Raspberry? She had a balloon the other day his like mushy peas. What was weird is she had mushy peas and it tasted like a blue. Moon. So you don't know. What's going on? With Beer. So I don't know. What. Else he says listen with like oh So I thought we could visit some of the more popular. Cartoon because our children's show conspiracies today. was start off with the world of Spongebob, squarepants? The conspiracy is that the whole world was created from from nuclear testing. I don't know why you're laughing. Well here's what supports the theory. It's Bikini. Bottom is the city in spongebob, but the actual site of nuclear testing was the I never know how to say it is a toll Bikini atoll. The Island Bikini Top. Now it's like the half island is called Anatol at L. is that how you say it Yeah. Sure. If. You ever have you seen like the islands in the ocean and? They. Look like a horseshoe or half moon or a crash. Sure. But little more than that I know how to move in a horseshoe. Yes. Those things. So they they knew your wild house today's. So that's why Bikini bottoms labeled Bikini bottom because not bikini toll. As. What you're telling me is that the island's topless No. I'm Tony You need to pay to get on the island with mckanie. It's. Kini toll out to Bikini toll? Yes. But because of all this nuclear testing, that's how you have spongebob. Now, that's why there's talking sponges talking squids talking fishes and Mr Crab has cooked all the crabs and. That's my own conspiracy theory. That I posted on Facebook, is that Mr crabs cells crabby patties, right We all know this right. So what's in a crabby patty? Nobody secret. FC You're not supposed to know the seven herbs and Spice Right I get that C. don't know what's in the crabby Patty. But what is not what is there only one of and Bikini bottom plankton sponge? Squirrel Mr Hall. There's only one MR crabs only one crab. Now, there's only one squirrel there is only one. World. Scrolls don't live in the ocean or sandy does gas actually. So if there's only one crab and we have a product name crabby patty that means Mr crabs killed all the crabs and now stuck them in the sandwiches. Named it after himself I in disprove you're. One, hundred percent because the mcrib sandwich does not have ribs in it. That is one hundred percent zero though I mean I can name a sandwich adver I want. So all I've taken from this is that the mic rib is not soiling green but crabby patties are but she's still you still see cows or pigs whatever the mcrib is supposed to be I. Love as Pork Rib beef rib but certainly agreements people he's still see those creatures around say it's not people. The big point you're missing is there's only one crab there's only one crab now has only whitewater ABS. Yes. Yes. I do how many crabs would you like in your Bikini bottom? Paul an he's. Way. To scratch. Put that on Facebook Paul. Answered that there is an episode of describes. One of the ingredients of the crabby patty and it's something like plankton dust or something. Yes. There's an episode plankton crop dusting in the crabby Patty. Now, there's an episode where plankton finally gets the secret recipe for the crabby Patty Yeah and it turns out that the reason why crabs was trying to keep it from him time was because the main ingredient of the crabby patty is plankton. But the thing that you an all of facebook or not listening to is there's only one crab and there's a sales pitch for daughter there's a sandwich. After his species. So if McDonald's put out a sandwich called Human Patty and then all of a sudden, all your neighbor started disappearing, they're not going to talk. About rings named Patty. which I mean how many do you have? One. Friend. One, I guess. Yeah I'm not sure it depends on the day of the week. Okay. Well, that still apply of every patty suddenly disappears off the face of the earth and McDonald's has human patty sandwiches you're not gonNA go well. I don't know I might question if I find a hair. Or finger now. Possibly for a band anyway. All right moving on you guys are not listening to the whole world not listening to me, and meanwhile nobody cares about the poor crabs why I'm just happy that the rest of the world has caught up to us and they stopped listening to you as well. Senate. crabby patty restaurants is in a lobster. Trap. But there's lobsters. The Chum Bucket is actually in a bucket. There's only one lobster though in spongebob are you sure there's only There's only one lots of. Larry The lobster name me another lobster that's in spongebob. You know he works out. Let's see lobster that no I went on a cruise once. Corey Taylor was on the cruise from slipknot and he was like come on, we're all going to do a sing along and we did the spongebob squarepants theme song and it was the greatest time ever doing that theme song. Out at sea I needed a chum bucket though in a crabby. So Great. Now because now it's in your head, there's only one crab and Salmon? Witch. Bodies. Never really wanted crabs. So it's okay. All right. Moving on next conspiracy. All the rug rat babies are dead. I've heard this long except for baby dill they'd be does not dead all the others are dead. Yes. This is this is a pretty big thought. They were figment of angelic imagination. Sale that's what it is. They are figment of Anjelica goes imagination chucky he died in childbirth. With his mom both his mom and him died in Charleston House baby. Del. Because he's not related to know that's Tommy Tommy pickle. That's right. Okay. I. Got it. Tommy was stillborn. Phil and Lil were actually one child of an unknown gender that was aborted by their parents. This is pretty horrible. And then a pair. I haven't seen the show in a while, but apparently still has a misshapen head a little bit. Feels had was the same as. Saints Tommy's. According to what? I read his head is misshapen a little bit and that's because Angelica had punched him in the head. What does that have to do? Is that why he's like seeing? With this is a very problematic child because. She's now seen these dead babies and playing with them. But the reason why people think they're dead is because the parents also don't interact with or let them get away with doing whatever they want very rarely interact with them. And then a delicate can't deal with it and that's Why she doesn't like them and and it's the same theory as the famous inferred one just took that theory and impose it on to finish some verb probably mean in JELLICO has issues. For sure Does. ANJELICA S- friends a friend ever see the baby's yeah. Her friend allies. Amp Peggy Dan Peggy dosed. I think the bigger conspiracy with the rugrats is how they drew it. Is it's very scary looking I do enjoy the rugrats reptile edem but man that animation style is is whacked. And also crisscross in the RUGRATS. You'll notice that there's no crabs. That's I. Feel more concerning that there's no crabs and. Val in all fairness I'm pretty sure Tommy scratches. In his diaper fairmount. All he wears He's also a guy so. That's not where he's scratching. All right. NEXT ONE IS POK MON Ashes in a COMA ASHES IN A COMA I've heard this one and that's why he never ages. That's that's why they say this is what's happened. He fell into a coma after his bike accident and episode one. So that's where the coma starts. And everything that he's dealing with as a dream. The whole thing. All right inside his head twice never pokemon master. And it also explains why they say it also explains why there's new pokey monitor introduced and nobody knows anything about him although. I don't. You know you can find new animals he didn't know about. But none of the characters also H. Nobody Ages in it. and. That way there's only one nurse joy. Wonders, Troy. And the the. Ashes said he's been. Throughout the episode, he'll say he's been doing this for many years. He's been catching pokemon for many years. He's been a champion for many years. He'll describe how many years he's been doing this but yet he's ten from from episode one all the way through season twenty or our slog mccotter. But there is crabs in POK MON so yeah. That's how you get Kimbler. Understand why people are concerned about my crab theories? It's like you're looking at me like I'm more concerned that you have this crab theory who doesn't have crab theories. I think he grabs for dinner. Well Lawrence Allergic. So that'd be rude. Scooby Doo Mystery Inc don't age because they're. Dead. They're ghosts which would be dead but they're awesome. They're the only ghost in it. Basically. That's why that's why look the same no matter. What decade you watch Scooby Doo Doo they need. To drive around in a van. With US see other things. River there also goes because they never have any destination. And they never take any form of payment the jobs I don't know. As they probably go scooby and Shaggy just cleared out the entire pantry. So we would pay you but they ate all the foods. You're. No we're going call it even. They go town to town to expose fake goes they're real ghosts that are exposing fake goes. To show that humans really are trouble. Now. In later episodes of Scooby. Doo. In the Scooby Doo world, there are real ghosts as opposed to just pick Zombie island dressing up as ghosts. and which is ghost thirteen. Thirteen goes scooby Doo. Lasted twelve episodes and they never got the thirteen goes. So they finally came out the movie to address. The thirteenth goes yeah stupid Flimflam. With that, they can't accept that they are ghosts. So. That's one of the reasons why they go round. So how did they die? It doesn't car accident why they're always in the van yeah. That would make more sense I've learned anything from supernatural they attached to something. So there attached to the van. So the van. Alley had been wrecked yes, and the van is also not real. With that you can add to your own mythos for this. Maybe somebody else's driving doesn't Flimflam ride in the van at some point. I think it's a different van actually. There's a second conspiracy theory. Scooby Doo. That's a little different. Okay. It's all in Shaggy's hit. I knew it was gonNA come out because he's Right he is so why Scooby can talk. Whacked out on drugs. that. When he wasn't whacked out on drugs. Fred Daphne, and Velma actually bullied shaggy so much that he turned into a Druggie. I could see that scooby is actually dead in this theory. Maybe. Because they acknowledged scooby in right well so that whole world takes place in Shaggy's head because he is so far gone into his drug lifestyle that nothing's real anymore. So he brought his. Dead. Dog back this best friend and now his the people who bullied him are also his close circle of good friends. So is he in a coma? No He's drug induced. Does this red herring the true hero of the story? Like that. Tim. Robbins movie. Shawshank redemption no Jacobs. Ladder, I don't remember that one it ptsd, but everything's in his world oil alert come on. I haven't seen the thirty year old movie yet I think it's like fifty years old that. Doesn't sound right. He did it right after a baseball movie. Will were twenty years into twenty twenty. So yes, and Jacob's ladder came out in nineteen, ninety I think. He did it right after Bull Durham is I thought it was in the eighties. I N TV it but I'm too busy looking at my page. All those writing credits. Catch up to Chris stopped letting him edit everything. Next month. Kind of. See fifty years now. So it's Kinda. Give or take. Ed Ed and Eddy. Purgatory I, never really watched that show. Another where the animation was really well. Island rugrats. That like nineties it's like rainy style here, but we don't care. It's a rushed. So that way you could do more but but it's not that shaky animation I hated that when that was real popular Dr. Cats yeah where the people like looked like they were having a smaller quake. They Weren. Apparently. That was real cheap way to do that. That was some sort of program that did that. So we're GONNA GET ONSCREEN WE'RE GONNA use. That program. People wonder why? There's no dulcimer the show and it easy. No adults nowhere never. And that's because. They're different generations of kids who died in that called a sack where they live. And then go down to purgatory and then they all become friends Plank is in charge. The board of wood is really in charge. And then occasionally, they'll come across the canker sisters and they're actually demons. In purgatory. I have no idea I never. At any. I've seen a few episodes but never really never really came out the same time as Colin. Chicken Johnny. Bravo, and textures. Laboratory. A were better than at at an Eddie. I mean if I had to do a ranking, it's going to be Johnny Bravo Dexter Colin chicken than at any. Power Puff. Girls I ask that will be number one power puff girls and then for me dexterous laboratory. Yeah. There's a conspiracy about dexterous batory. Did I didn't write down but that he has asked purse. It's not really conspiracy theory I. Think it's proven now. You. Not, tell that I love Johnny Bravo every pickup plan I use on Sabrina is from it Almost talk like Johnny. Bravo to. This merce are actually white supremacists. That's why they're always after guardrail. Well, Garda Mel. Whether is is why people believe this is because Gargle Mel. Loves money he has a big nose and dark hair, which is typical here he's bald his hearers eyebrows, eyebrows. That half. That around. That homer Simpson. Look. There's. Inner saying it's a stereotypical Jewish look and then the name is as Ari'el. which is the name of the angel of death. Jewish, tradition. I know I learned that from Batman. Learn it from the smiths. No I learned from Batman because as rail took over for Batman when broke his back. And then this mercer nazi-like because they have the pointy hat like kkk people. So, then they're not not they're capable. So what we're saying. Is the Hitler of smurfs. Nazis or white supremacist CEJKA. CARE. White Supremacist said. Okay evil. He's the Grand Dragon. Is. The Grand Dragon. They're awfully helpful. He, a white supremacist can't be helpful. That's why there's only one female. Family. Probably. I mean. We have only saw may we'd stand a good chance of getting help from probably true. But. Not so much. The rest of my family I just think is wrong that you put that all white supremacists or not. Helpful. I don't know what kind of ISM THAT IS RACISM OR GENDER ISM. It's. anti-establishment is. No but I mean like I was trying to think back like they're not like trying to get Garg amount like he's the one going after them. That is true. He wants to like they're fairly helpful or now like. Yeah he does. So. Is that then. Saying that like, is it just another way to prove that he's a bad guy by thing like he fits all the stereotypes. No. It's just a way to prove that somebody in this world can't just sit and enjoy a TV show. UNFOR- meaning into it. I do that every time I watch a cartoon, find the deeper meaning I try to I'm still trying to understand the killed thing from looney tunes. Singing it'll, help. To Web. It's rabbit season. Duck season. Duck, season. Feeling stones a set actually in popped elliptic future not in the past. That's why they used. Their feet is breaks. It's a whole like analogy thing. Well, here's how slow down and break so that it doesn't happen in one, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty, seven there was a movie that started the jetsons and the flintstones remember that they crossed over. So elroy billion time machine to send everybody into the future. Only. Sent them to the past supposedly, but actually, it's sent them to future. So we get dinosaurs. The time machine worked. So yes mean Jurassic Park, works? Yes. For, cities in the sky because the jetsons live in the sky because the dinosaurs came back. Well. jetsons and the flintstones actually lived in the same time they take wasteland underneath their city. Mad Max it's wally. It's Mad Max. Wally. Yes. So Mad Max in the future. The humans get a fresh start and they have to start completely over from scratch. With dinosaurs they start with yeah. They start with dinosaur they eventually they they start with robots like Rosie. Dinosaurs in the wildlife again. But Sky. No doubt down on the ground there flying well, those aren't technically dinosaurs the flying ones they're more birds. So then what happens to Rosie? Yeah Future. I don't know maybe the robot ran out of battery juice. I have so many questions about this one. Yeah. So the animals now that this is a new breed of animals in the US animals in conjunction with the technology, that's why birds are record players and pigs are garbage to. ETC ETC vegans they're going to have a problem with this. Yeah. They're starting. There are no vegans in the future. Obviously they're starting they basically. Civilization. Over and it's completely new. Type of civilization. So you gotta throw out that they were in. You gotta throughout that they're Caveman Caveman. This is a future earth now. So they're futuristic cavemen. So then why dwellers? Like Like. How do we have robots? But nobody else can lake use the robots? We ran out especially, brock it's. Yeah so like Dogs. Robots. Built dinosaurs created dinosaurs. And then they just flew back to the past. No. You're right, but there's no electricity robots are smart. They stay up in the sky where they can't get them. They sent all the human down I like more of the theory that flintstones and jetsons are at the same time. I don't think elroy actually created a time. It's yeah I think he created like a Trans Portal machine and they brought him down to Earth from the sky and that's why we'll all of this Iraq. Jurassic Park them true dinosaurs got wild and re-inhabited the earth and then people had go into space to live like wally and there still people who stayed on the art that became caveman because all the technology was gone they were left behind what if they were raised by the dinosaurs? Okay. You can ask Dr Dolittle. Yeah, and that's why they're able to communicate with them. You can ask all these questions you want but the big question we are answering here. Do the flintstones celebrate Christmas. Santa I saw. How would they have Christmas. Future Jesus thirty km. No. This whole. The whole reason why the flintstones are in the future is to explain how the flintstones can have. Christmas. Because prehistoric times Jesus wasn't alive. Yet. But we've already established. They're not in prehistoric times. No. What I'm telling you is I'm confused this conspiracy theory answers why we? Stones can celebrate Christmas. This explanation tells you how they can celebrate. Christmas. Because without the flintstones being in the future in their show if their shows evasion past, they cannot celebrate Christmas. So celebrate Chris telling me is is that they should be Jewish. Yes I guess. Or? Some or Pagan. Because they're BC. Before Christ this hurt my head Mike Reading the conspiracy theory. I don't know why you let us go off like. I'm just saying I think through the same time as the jetsons. That's my final answer. A Win. While the other half, it's a whole like thing like. People are down below. Money. What was? Matt Damon. Poets Society he was in that. No No. He's in the other one I said well. We'll hunting yeah. Yeah. So you think there's a whole advanced civilization living in the clouds with robots and stuff while the rich people go, and then there's people on the ground in loincloths with bird record player. Yeah. They're living comedy at the time. Yes. After Jurassic Park takes over the world and that's how they can celebrate. Christmas. Yes. Because it was judicial handed down to them by the rich people in Santa don't discriminate. So He's hit up people in the sky and the people living with the dining maybe should start writing conspiracy theories for the Internet then maybe I already do. That's how you. Want. All right this is pretty comparable to this one. You've probably heard before i. Do, and all his friends have psychological disorders. Here this yes. Why Afraid Yours? Depressed, that's the easy one your. Piglet has generalized anxiety disorder Oh. Yeah bigtime. AL is dyslexic. Though that's yeah. Tigger has a serious case adhd. While, who also has adhd and OCD. As well as impulsive tendencies, how it's Pu OCD I would say rabbits more. Rabbit. CD. Yeah I. didn't write it. Contact these people and let them know Yeah Ravitz OCD I don't know how you would at all say who ocd even what about is eating disorder? Eating this impulsive tendencies he's obsession with honey and repetitive county I would also say he has an issue with like his. COMES FROM HIS REPETITIVE COUNTING Listen. I just think he's the he's a bear embarrassed. Love honey. And he's a poo bear. We've got one more. He's the Shia for tangent off Christopher Robin has schizophrenia Oh. Yeah. Definitely. Big Time. How else does he to all of them? Easy. Don't you talk to other people like that. Aren't there. Just because I see, Debbie. Doesn't mean as she talks to me and I don't listen. That's true story. All right. I can't top that one. Sesame Street's can't one count fiess on children. Is that why we only see the children once that's exactly when. And all the adults are his slaves. That's why they don't say anything get rid of the count. And they don't care that there's a vampire wandering the streets, eat all the children. has anyone ever actually seen him a child I saw cookie monster do that once? That's why he's eaten veggies now. I. Think he went back to cookies. Cookies are only good every once in a while. That's he's trying to teach them moderation. Listen all I know is the shame the way he eats cookies. Rod. On the floor. Right because as he really do anything bad to his body since about ninety percent of the cookie. is on the floor. Very good I go ninety, nine percent of that cookie is on the floor right so mama Jimmy Cookies said all the cookies you want as long as you need them like Cookie Monster Dot Com Nam Nam Nam. I'm not cleaning up that mess. I don't want anymore and don't I'm not. I'm not buying the count as eating children neither. The adults now and he's got under spell. Two teeth. Yeah. They're called. Fangs. Buyers have. This coming from the one who doesn't watch horror movies only two teeth that you can see. That doesn't mean there's not any more teeth. He opens up his mouth. It's like Penny wise and there's a whole thing teeth in there. Do you think he has retractable teeth because I am pretty sure when he laughs you see in his mouth yeah. I'm not looking in count chocula smells. Chuck You ben counts. Mouth. Or count chocolates mouth or. Teeth from your phone go. This year when a Syria comes back I'm getting all of it. Hit every single stereo. Test to. Tastes us that's a great idea. You're welcome. The last one is Tom and Jerry are Nazis. Make Sense. And why are they fighting each other? Yeah I. Sense. Tom Plays the part of British soldiers and Jerry plays a part of the German. Soldiers. Only one of them is not yeah they're not both not if they worked together sometimes. Well I mean it's in the Nazi era. This is because the name Tommy's was given to the Brits. While the Germans are known as Jerry's. So. Tom's Tom's the cat this. Is Gi Joe Jerry's mouse I always assumed that Jerry is. Evil Bad I. I think he's able have we not learned anything from watching the Simpsons ITCHY and scratchy? Hey. They find it I. Find and bite. And Bite if you they. Contacted Jerry. You'll notice that Thomas, the instigator. Jerry goes way over the top. Well sounds like somebody I know. Sabrina yeah. No jail The top okay. Jerry hasn't won every time. It's rare that Tom wins the battle, but Tom has won the battle before. Jerry always wins the war. And those. Episodes usually Jerry that comes out on top. Yeah. But once in a great while Tom will come out on top. So the cartoon was made by a closeted Nazi. That's that's basically what sent. Where's that dog plan to all of this? That's the US. Magog Tom and Jerry you're little bulldog. On the chain. Until. He goes I've ever seen. Tom and Jerry episode. Data. Probably would I've seen a chain scratchy? Yeah. The dogs usually on the chain and then Tom will instigate against the dog and then he'll run to where the chain can't reach him. Yeah and then at some point, the dog gets off the chain and only attacks Tom and free fooling tom into thinking Thomas Safe. Then attacks Tom the not. I've seen roadrunner but no Tom Hey Oti. K.. So, he's not the nonsmoking. I yeah, I'm not having I'm buying that one. Do. Better. On the Internet. Any this but you'll also notice they're also no crabs and Tom and Jerry. Because Mr Kraft's taken all the crabs and the world, turn them into sandwiches and nobody cares nobody facebook cares u-3 don't care and he's GonNa get away with it for the rest of his life. although Steve Hill Lindbergh's dead. So maybe not. Who the Creator? Spongebob. I. I don't think there's a I. Don't think this is big of an issue as you think it is. because. You've lived fly under the radar all these years since like Dexter in the show Dexter, he was her jack he's able to kill forever nobody he flew under the radar forever. Yeah. Because he was smart about it. Okay. So as Mr Crabs apparently until I came along, maybe you're not the only one who's come along because this is all over the Internet when you type it in. The crab is the only crowd. Yeah. It's all over the Internet now hosts post a couple of days. Yesterday. This is from three years ago. Apparently. Crabby Patty secret formula is a secret for the most disturbing reasons and it's because they say it's crab because everything and spongebob like Kelp Shakes and all of that are all named after what they're made out cope shakes named after killed and so said that crabs mom is also a crab in Bikini bottom but people are starting to suspect that mister crabs dresses up as his mom because he is truly the only crab left. Now I could see him dressing up as his yet like totally Buffalo Billick or. Psycho and now with you saying that all the stuff has made the stuff that it's named after supplant can serves chom and what's Chum. What is Tom People? Isn't it round fish? It's ground up fish ground up chapter up fish. So plankton is killing off the fish and serving it to the fish and crabs. All the crab. Serve. The except when cameras thumb. What somebody has had because he's been in business somebody's had eaten there come in come. Loose crack yourself up. Patrick. My favorite like applebee's is still around nobody goes to applebees to eat but it's still around it's really owned by chilies and they need to have competition somehow. So they just really funding appleby. Really upset that every time I go they neither have apples irvy's. GOING TO PANDA EXPRESS I don't get panda and it's never express notice you're the only one in the applebee's is like the Chum Bucket I didn't say go in. The last time I went to an applebees there only two of us was me and the person I was hanging out with. And by the way, this episode is sponsored by Appleby. Kicked out of an applebees like ricky bobby checks for forty dollar menu. Okay. So the one thing I don't agree with is they say for forty Mr Kraft's. A Cannibal but Mr Crabs never eats patty. So maybe Mr Crabs just doesn't want the competition. Everything of that Chris, well, I was going to say, well, how's he gonNa make but apparently he has sex with the whales. So that's what I'm saying his daughter is a whale oil I go Laura. Patrick so much feel they should relate more to squidward. Daughter behalf whale half crab No, I'm no. Because it goes after like if it's a girl, then it goes after the mom the boy echoes after the dead just like with Kermit and miss piggy. Okay. What about your children? They're clearly after me. They look just like me with Daniel skin color. and. We're also not cartoons. Okay. But what I'm saying is it's a combination of two different. Very. PIGGY and Kermit they would have pig frogs but they're not. Heroes Pigs, all the boys are frogs. Let's look at lady and the TRAMP. The one little boy just like tramp all the girls. Are Gaga Spaniels. That shouldn't be case because. Spaniel and whatever trump is together you're going to get what my dog is. Yes three pound floor mop. So, by Khartoum logic is wrong. Yes while it's curtain, so it should be. Well we'RE GONNA pretend they're dead and they see people in the psychological disorders. Why can't we get the breeding? Correct? Time Long. And I made it three staffs but look down. WAS OVER AFTER THAT What you're saying to me in cartoons when you walk off the side of a mountain. Until you look down, I missed that you walked off I. Thought you were just walking yeah. No no no. Yeah. You always misses when I walk off. The set multiple times he never. GotTa Slam the door louder. Came on. WHO's got now? Speaking of walking off the set, why don't we rate this Beer Beers Beers yours? All right let's Let's. Run. Away never run away. Tells about this red one again. To pull it up. No, it's okay. I'll read off can. It's from Keller brewing not a San Diego. It is their double blush. It is an imperial berliner style, Weiss Bruins raspberries and coffee it has a nice six point eight percent. ABC I know that because they put it on here twice. Right so this tastes like a raspberry cigar. That's very Or Beats. Not Getting I don't. Get. Beats. Either I love beeps. Like. Dirt. But he said I love you reads does not taste like beets. Beets tastes. Smells like. Or feet. Nineteen eighteen Cuban cafe. Filled with a bunch of old Cubans all smoking the worst cigars. Wearing. All. We went to Sosa's wearing raspberry Cologne. Raspberry Beret. Movie and it tastes like a sour patch raspberry kit. I. Roma. Idol took us up as we can tell by the way you're talking. I'm giving it a one. One for me. Go ahead Laura. I don't get raspberry or coffee in this at all. There's no coffee I n raspberry in the smell like when he snippet. Mel Raspberry. But I also don't like raspberries. This phone was not good. It was really hard. I'M GONNA, give it a one. It's not dress Berries Carol channing. Right Berry like Westbury's. Beer master. A smell, the raspberries. Very better though in the taste that coffee. Maybe, it is to get really tough aftertaste with it. Not. The best. I have to agree with everybody and give it a one. Nobel smells a cigar and there. There's smoke smokey flavor definitely smokey that's probably the coffee. Those burnt grounds that have been sitting there forever. Left in that Dunkin Pot for the past three days, I smell coffee like if you swirl it, I'm empty I can't swallow. Ever smelling again. Breath. Deal swirling all right. Well, now I get the coffee like, yeah. You totally swirl like you're in like a like you're a sommelier like wine class. And then you get the coffee I still. Smell. Cigar. Definitely nineteen twenties Cuban calf. Well, Hey, we improved two years. Maybe it'll be a better year. Nineteen twenty two Cuban cafe cigar all right nick spear. Hanging I a pallet cleanser. Sex. On. The beach. which is a smoothies style goes Ale with cranberry Tangerine and peach. From Ninety three brewers, Outta p Sherman Wallaby way taxes. Yeah and it's a six point two. Good that's not. Dr Laura you go I. And I wish they put that on every can like what the ABC is I feel like they should do that. So you know what you're getting into with each can where it's like, Oh, look here I'm drinking this. It's a six point five. All right I know it's going to be stronger. And went and say that this is my favorite. Oh, it is on the candidates just hidden. It has a very tangerine e tastes I get more Tangerine and. I'M GONNA give it a three. Because, while I can have more than one. But I. Don't think I'd go crazy over them. Okay Sabrina. SMELLS LIKE FRUIT JUICE I like this one better than the other one. PAL cleanse. I know. That's what that's part of the problem here is that like I've still got the other one so much in link potato of it in my mouth it's hard too because the other ones so bad to say. Era. You were very excited about that. I was I was going to be better than what it was. I was excited about this one to like if I was going out and I was like. I'd like a mixed drink but as a beer. This would be great. Like I, would you know what I mean like if it's Know what I'm saying anymore we know you just stopped. Yeah. It's a three three. Yeah. Always count I'm Sabrina. A. Great, raining. Cricket noise here. Two. Three. Twitter to say six, I was waiting for it as well. I could do I think it's too sweet. Week Down Carol channing. Berry I'll go next. I'm going to rate it very high however here's Zaka. Here. Here's the disclaimer and I think is important. If you're looking for something that tastes like a beer. If you're looking for beer flavored drink, you are not going to like this one at all now because it does not taste like a beer at all, it tastes like a Tangerine Soda Tang and means. Flaming Lips if you hate beer that severe beer I'm going to give it a sex. Because I think it's very good however like I said. There is no beer tastes to this. Whatsoever there is no hoppy taste. The it's carbonated. It's very buried in the haste. Citrus. and his very, very carbonated like a soda. Yes. Super carbonated. He's getting a drink alcoholic probably. It's actually the first Seltzer I like. My Coney Island, do. Most of the self service tastes like what do you rate the cans never asked? The raspberry crap'll Kellyanne I would give that a three. And the sex on the beach at give that Wa and that's pretty plain needs some feet to show that they're actually sex on the beach also like from here to return it he style. Saying sex on the beach sounds wonderful. But practicing sex on the beach is probably really horrible. You'd never tried I can't imagine where all that sand would go. Oh, I know where it's going. We didn't read the directions PRYATTA. Directions, on how to drink it. Yes. So apparently. We're supposed to turn over once before serving to redistribute any settled fruit. Oh. There's directions on the raspberry one to says don't open. Open and Pour, down sink. Now. Why did somebody read the? You. Know it's right. Next to the ABC where. They put it in the tiniest writing where it's like this is the type of glass used. You should use please read. All right. If I was supposed to do this I, need bigger ladders on here like I need it like front and center like right by the title not like off to the side where it's like in the tiniest. Also feel like. The sex on the beach beer would have been better over. Turnover do not shake. been super cold the entire time. If you have any left and look in your glass, you can see there's a lot of sediment. Yes says we didn't do it correctly. Because we didn't know because I didn't realize that there were going to be instructions on can drink usually exc drink it should be right under the title I mean I mean you know Blue Moon you're supposed to roll that like once or twice before you open it technically. So that way I didn't know that as I say that on the can now but you should why The whole type of reason they're they. It makes it settles a little more but what if it's in a keg? No no too bad. So sad just pure I don't see a role in the keg every time I order one. Oh, I wrote the Keg beforehand. Yet, what about the beer? Oh, I don't care. I don't drink blue moon I think it sucks. That's that's what he'd make mushy peas out of. If. You go to certain restaurants that only have bud light blue moon and make all trial. You're going to get the blue moon I'd probably drink McCall trip before I drink the blue. All right bear master what do you think about the sex on the beach? The gets very carbonated. There's definitely a carbonation tastes in there. It has no beer taste whatsoever. It is I duNno, it's very it's bubbly. Really. It feels like more of a seltzer than a beer tangerine bubbly tangerine. Tangerine cream. It's yeah it's like A. I don't know like Mosa type thing where it's like, yeah it's my mostly like very reminiscent of a Mimosa. Yeah. So you're getting more of that like you're getting some of like what the alcohol should taste like but you're getting more of the fruit right flavor in there than anything else. On the beach yes it's a great. Yeah I'M GONNA go like full a bit. Yeah. I'M GONNA go flip it while on the beach. So that way you know. I can drink it their drink it the right way. For A hot day. What am I Solo Cup? Red Solo. I feel. But I think it's good. It's not bad I don't think drink a lot of them because the carbonation and the flavors. I'd probably have to give this a three. Just because I think after a while with the acidity from the juices. And? It's good but I don't think you can drink a lot of. I also think it's not a beer that you can just sit and SIP it. No you have to you got you got to drink. It's better when it's leasing, it needs to be an ice because it's too reminiscent of sex on the beach in your to. But I think they did a great job on that because it is reminiscent of the drink like it's a great great beer take on the drink. Like throughout the tunnel you're feeling air. Yeah. And like the warmer, it's gotten the less I've enjoyed it ma'am. But. That's like every beer for me. Yeah. That's every bit for me to. Well I mean they're beers that should be done at like low temperature. Okay. England. Right. But I think look one of them. Yeah, it's all right. I again, I think the acidity really kills you from drinking all six of them up. A six pack. I Yeah I would definitely equate it to like almost like if you're not a champagne drinker. So drinking on Sundays at Brunch. So. This case like the. Have the most no. I never had one. Think we were that basic. In with vodka. So it's it has all the flavor pairings that you would get from like sex on the beach, the peach cranberry. I think I would like sex on the beach. Mine with the sand in. This crap. Yeah the sand got. No know. Why do it in the water? The right that's what I was GonNa say you got to do it in the water you have to do it in the water. Points out ten. Why isn't it called sex in the water because sex on the beach? But it's on the beach sex on the beach and you have your cake by the ocean. In the city. Then, you're old. AM minute. You might break him control. That's another show. I have never seen an episode of. Yeah. I've never seen that facility. I never had a desire to option how many have you seen? They get naked in its I've seen them all. I don't WanNa see some of the IT. Why not. I heard Mr big was the only one got naked. No probably got his name on. Got Naked Except for Sarah Jessica Parker that Hey, maybe I will watch. Only gets naked for Ferris bueller. Show. Is I think it was revolutionary for its time? Just, showed women doing exactly what may have been doing all those years you know once canceled culture gets a hold of it. They're going to say how it put women's rights back like ten years because they use their sexuality, not their brains or something there'll be something in there watch. We really only one character did that Kim Control? Yes. Yeah the other characters, the character anybody remembers. that. Mantha. Kim Good trowels, Samantha, but she was. Parker. Carey. I know she likes shoes I know that because the did a Prequel spin off called the Carrie diaries. Blocks Kim controls character was the most intros. She like all shoes. And then there was. The read head, the lesbian, and then the plane girl. 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No 99: CokeACola

Podcast 42

1:31:00 hr | 1 year ago

No 99: CokeACola

"To to to get enhanced security your wife i network with the finnity x by if it's connected is protected that's simple easy awesome to switch to a city today for fast speeds and the best in home life i experienced did great coverage throughout your home plus ask gotta get enhance network security safer browsing had more with the x fi advantage go to xfinity dot com call one eight hundred xfinity or visit an extended store today to learn more restrictions apply it was at this moment the team new jam sean word you're by marriage oh a cat three or three you're listening to the world's population okay in some type scrounging terrible culture history podcast forty two i'm not like she's like what's that i'm like you know the shocker the rocker bacher michelle like a jackhammer a form of show oh speaking show or podcast forty two i'm christopher the boss i'm sabrina pierre jail throws at tonight we're going to talk about coke cola yossi i'm a little hyper don't mind me he's as we're in we've worked on the first two weeks in jail has dundee version of coke joke for two weeks it's a joke is behind every great rock and roll band a line of coke per meter prostitutes yeah well you but before we get into that role did i'm talking about the leading prostitutes let's let's open up tales beer cooler gee it's the key all right what is this it's got a scary name oh yes it does its revenue belgium brewery it's from their booty ranger i p h one of their seasonal brewery it's these you suffer i p eight it's labeled as they juicy i may choose party who had eyebrows towel now it's built on myself i get excited when you said juicer as everyone does now you brought in ranger before and i don't think i've ever rated voodoo ranger very highly in anything but it's been a while when my taste buds have grown so we'll see what happens i don't think any plus rated highly the last time i brought it but the new england style of i p h is catching i'm really big right now like it's yeah it's it i p h style because of its juicy nature it's not as happy yeah as typical i p as it has more of them like a citrus flavored to right it's nice so it's it's catching on really well i personally like the new england style yeah it's got a good flavor to it most of the time if it's done right that's 'cause you liked the pocket car in the garage i talk my car in the garage 'em land you in remember way back he's a weird combo of like pumpkin and jalapeno peppers austria i remember that one yeah i wasn't around for that one no this is really early early this one yeah and we were still talking talk they're not they're nothing they're five members of the group at that time i don't know there might have been yeah or yeah i think there were at least four i know that yeah take though i think that will see original castille so i think it might have been yeah so the beers gotten better in the cats has gotten smaller guess the best way to deport we've streamlined it made it a lot cheaper here because now when i get a six pack i get three no myself dirty whether i like the beard not i still get three myself after by one four pack a real i always thought one four pack i just made the people that i wanted to share share oh there okay well well everybody gets a beer stay tuned to the end goes will tell you are rating on juicy forever i pee wee summer used to hi have you met my new girl juicy juicy now it's time to get out you're pins and you're papers you're senator racers you're notebooks you're nike shoes because it is pop quiz time i wear my adidas ma adidas i usually have sharpies and highlighter pencils and i normally have a pen it doesn't matter what you have were still gonna write del rock answers i know but i'd like to erase a lot you have something that works well pad i do have a pencil no i have a ten so now thank you gotta have the right style answer every time but you gotta go so look i have erase the right answer the first time and write down something wrong just like high school this pop quizzes called i thought i was swimming in the coke ocean and then i realized it was just like santa see i love you so much more specific a great fantasy or no one cares about world coke they only asking pepsi's okay i think larry elder i know why is pepsi okay well yeah i guess so because you don't have coke is not okay i wonder what they would say if you've ever said the pepsi is not okay okay i demand a coke this is an order to next time i go out to eat no it's not it's not okay can i speak to your manager okay karen five general knowledge facts on coca cola and order of the easiest to the hardest the test your knowledge score one point for each correct answer question number one what is the name of african not that would be original source of caffeine and coke can't this is not from africa south of the shape of the bottle isn't it is it not in the shape of a bottle i mean that's what the coca cola bottling based off sort of i believe they're super easy to see i'm so glad i wrote that down on a second easy it's not in the first part of the name of the pros even so they can you know just building doesn't kill somebody looks at it remember were audio visual just right thank you question number two sigmund freud drink coped helpless what behavioral element of his sigmund freud had a problem coke help problem that affects millions of americans it's not missing limbs that was a that was weird weird looks for i drink coke the help of behavioral ailment of his answer quick that's what i do is and i just hope for the best question number three when coca cola introduced a new coke it was a major marketing flop they returned a coca cola classic only the market new coke under a new name for a few years later what what's new coach new date hit this is easier bringing you know nothing about scripture face the entire crew i saw elton john facile words hits but followed what what's the sequel to the godfather they answer godfather to not exactly a disappointing comes up but i just got another two amazing movie it is i couldn't make it through godfather one godfather threes street the tough one to make it mainly because of sofia coppola's actor well i had watched the movie forever and ever and it's a classic so now i'm watching it like a hundred years later after it was shot in that wedding scene lasted like hundred years like i did get past the wedding scene so what is it is a disney movie go past the wedding scene of the family didn't make it past the one that was in game of thrones now right right question number for what is the only country in the world we cannot buy or sell come legally legal or illegal had not canada you were joking right a sure have you ever been today the question again i was distracted by sabrina actually writing down canada on canada day what is the only country in the world where you cannot buy or sell coke thinking thinking that it's not something burning in this country can't do a lot of here's this may be wrong but if i remember right dennis rodman had a tree so that could be wrong could be right to the crazy i may be wrong and question number five in nineteen ninety four the coca cola company created a new soft drink okay soda why was that name chosen got i c o n k is no no misdirection there okay soda hit they may have something to do with dennis rodman has nothing to do dennis rodman alright pencils down scrunched faces down scratched face number one what is the name of the african not that lizzie original source of caffeine in coke sabrina kuhnen jail coca cola not he said the second were jam i know but i thought it was a christian trick no there's there's like a jet i mind trick will it work done you because you got it wrong you know i still gotta coconut coconut is incorrect you were just playing the long game i was literally worked futile fully fell right into his trip question number two sigmund freud structure just may strip coat the help of behavioral element of his sabrina a sleeping or impotency those were my to cope dizzy opposite to oh yeah well i did say he was smart about doing a jail direct direct you were closer it's depression oh well there you go i feel you can't sleep if you're in putin i feel that causes depression depression so i was the right there i feel like it'd be easier to sleep if you were at wired wired only answer your stomach six degree kevin bacon i gotta get there somehow why she i mean edited one coca cola introduced a new coke it was a major markets they returned to coca cola classic only the market new coke other name a new name a few years later new coach new jail coke part to sabrina like the name i have two parts either new coke to work coke with zero sugar is actually godfather part two jam at snow should have noticed into hope to see you gotta you got a new coach a question number four in what is the only country in the world we bought we cannot buy or sell code possibly dennis rodman had a hand in south korea antarctica it's it's the door scurry a a is never saw joe who is he south north no see north i think yeah dory's north no i just can't stay at a fifty percent chance that really didn't trump said rodman rodman went on his own rodman went on his oh yeah okay because there is no better piece broker there's a reason i've not been watching you know this is old it's probably a good three four years back when trump first got in nineteen ninety four the coupe the coca cola company created a new soft drink okay soda why was that name chosen sabrina because of his just okay good not great not bad but just okay wow speaking a golfer the law that's great marketing strategy and you get the roar together yeah seriously i mean that's the best you could come up with i mean that was you're answer yup oh you're not on the first page is anyway glad you're away from all day equipment yeah joe what's her answer no cause that's how it tasted okay the correct answer is no k is the most recognizable word in every language i think we need again okay the new script no mine i guess it's highlighted what that's what she said is it wrong to squeeze a paper tells me to drink the mayor emanuel and i will judge saying i've done they're not say well i love the brain is sucking the first script sources are wide open each dot com youtuber the commercials the book the sparkling story of coca cola entertaining history including collectibles cook lauren calendar girls by the young how can you say that again the valley office behind the music featuring we're not rich leucopenia dot com and coca cola company dot com i never realized how versus how here's how the yankees pitcher really was really is vh one that was the that was the place to get all you're in five vh one behind the music is one of the greatest shows i also like the pop up video you guys i could sit and watch both of those all day i could binge those yes they should they should a reissue or more you'll be like one hand or something dedicated to i know that show music videos or something yeah and they should name it like 'em i dunno make it simple like am like mtv careless and then it'll never work no mtv sounds more like they would show like under age girls getting pregnant pregnant yeah so straining here from there maybe do we need to pause and come back no russia giving her brownie bounty the quicker picker upper brownie brownie more upset said that some of my beers gun i have more okay now let's traveled to the soap opera world wind harshly got open the generic open you're you know how this goes oh well we could have used the sound effects are coping opened a there you go still care added name like bulls in the book so every day natives knives we pick back up her story work in diet coke her having a miracle spat remember diet coke found out that coke lied about his family's diet coke honey how'd you find out about this car look it's all over that pepsi max has been spreading it all of the talk my god here is pepsi max posted hey internet brad's gas what i just found out no diet coke don't read it i can't bear it to light mr real saying it's out there my god it's i'm spark don't you understand the power off base it's good to read an instrument how's it on instagram isn't that old pictures of the damage in hey internet's friends guess what i just found cokes great great great great great grandfather was a tonic called french wine a great stripper name you already enough how why mister french wine coca the main ingredient pain can already junior high yeah oh sorry i just thought we could discuss my contract with coca cola's well but right okay cheerio okay he's gone now let's try that again same no okay okay sit down let's talk this out i sit down please honey sit it'll be a lot easier on both of us in the kids while it's not what i want is sick it's just that i bought all so i can't really sick or right 'em i guess just lean that's a palm tree then okay i mean how could you keep this is to create much this will affect family time coaxing go to talk space dot com or call it guts out okay okay okay just don't go getting all shook up and explode all over the place it all started with are inventor criminal john peppermint and he was wounded in american civil war that was different than the british civil war wise yes dear the british one one is just an era made on conan yes there i had british arnold's just air made on the episode we did on conan i don't have the numbers in front of me it was a typo you have to let it go out try it's just so hard because it's so silly as i was saying colonel john peppered ten was wounded in war and because of this will he became addicted to morphine and bugles the little crispy you stick your finger no no no no no the music he's addicted to bugle music he liked all the greats let's see there's john the big blower walters henry three no walters there's an m oh yeah albert's w fingers wolters none of them wait did they have the same last name honestly i think they're all the same guy just his transition throughout the war anyway anyway it turns out he morphine addiction is a lot harder to kick the bugle music addiction so pemberton began a quest to find a substitute for the problematic drug so let me get this straight packaging turkey are great great great great great grandfather french wine coca which had car care minute end just sold as a substitute for morphine well so actually it also had alcohol along with the cocaine was you drink caffeine until peppered an added it well more caffeine turns out great great great great great grandfather was all hyped up a bunch of stuff so we could never really get him to sit well stand long enough to find out his full list of ingredients so watch is saying is that instead of being addicted to why drug he invented a drink that could leave me addicted to three to see that facebook post isn't that bad after all will coke overcome his grandfather's past with diet coke ever forget mine and i suddenly turned into an old man will coke overcome his grandfather's past will diet coke ever forgive him little kids be affected elton john make another cario join us for these answers and more on the next days of carbonated live a low of eighteen ninety two amy wine house at shade chain nine to end 'em at the ball with you we drink and smoke can kiss goodbye then you walk home win modern near now kill you you may know me from such it says rehab back to black and daddy wouldn't bother me about well if he did by me about while i would name of valerie died they would not buy me a new vows while while because i see old one one i want out on the town mostly karzai was zona bender bender i never came home again when i walked to unwind from alone dave sorting and singing all turned the french wine coconut tonic french wine cocoa enough tom ed we drank get together on a dark moon nine that's one new broke my heart beef for no it it doesn't really stop the shakes in fact the system over it's got the great taste and goes down smooth ed asner as a gun to my head and now all love the show them did did and after about two or three days i could write new songs all day and all night into the next day even and all night again into a crash if i wake up all it takes some old french wine coconut left on it and i could do it over again so get yourself some french wine coke enough taught up today and say no no no just sitting still we pick up this episode of jacobs pharmacy in atlanta georgia eighteen eighty six like bubbles in the bottle or the death of are carbonated live i'm the prohibition us law and i do declare said that you have to remove the alcohol from the drink immediately right here right now that's just prohibition time so hold on i'll just a simple pharmacist wa but okay oh 'em let me check this year proclamation june beer bourbon whiskey an zima nope nothing here about cocaine and she alcohol that it's clearly the bigger issue that has got to go oh good i'd say you are good on the cocaine for at least another twenty years so long till about say nineteen fortyfive can enjoy the delicious coke coke yes just add some of that here carbonated water in charge just five cents a glass and i think you will be getting okay that's fine i'm still tell me that says a medicine that cares morphine addiction indigestion live near disorders tennis elbow dougal addictions headaches impotence will this hurt the sales of cook alcohol be outlawed forever bugle addictions ever get a support group join us for these answers on the next days of are carbonated live hello on the mandarin a month greatest follow what i'm feeling tired and thursday i reach cokes brand new taste sensation tani orange vanilla really tanya oranges helped me selling tanya orange israeli stanley stanley are you responsible for this yes i know i'm being paid for this final continue a bunch of great tasting tony oranges and vanilla what the classic liberal it's tanya oranges and coke and vanilla little one can you know oranges but i'm not a tiny orange mind you but you're in love cooks new tony orange vanilla tiny oranges urges you guys still think this is funny don't you it's not just drinking welcome to another episode today we look in the long drawn out story of how coke went from the fountain to the bottle strep in for this dramatic reenactment bubbles in the bottle so were the days of are carbonated lies hey you wanna put coke bottle sure why not like booze in the bottle so were the days of are carbonated live i'd like to build the world the home and make lots of money oh grow out poultry send honey since stay out of controversy controversy i'd like to teach each the world to sing in perfect tom menino when you don't have to their own body we like to give to to politicians that object to women i know lives right anonymous donation set hide money in planes side of the news it's say saying it's the real thing when the world wants to day a million bowl it's surreal saying just the real thing what the world wants today it's surreal saying just the real thing what the world wants to coke we believe in women's rights except when we don't we welcome back to another episode of war is declared on germany and they use puts a rash on sugar the food conservation army is four by herbert hoover you sit the marching across america the teach people how to conserve food starting with sugar joining us now is you travel to the boardroom of coca cola like bubbles in the bottle so or the game the mark carbonated live on especially like my fellow americans as your president's i hereby decree that all sugar will be limited to fifteen percent of last year's consumption remember this my fellow americans brown sugar how come you taste so good brown sugar just like a young girl should turn that radio off that doesn't make any sense i don't wanna hear that anymore what are we going to do sugars half my recipes since cocaine and alcohol been removed we need the thing people we need to change the recipe well should we use in place of sugar corn syrup two percent now blown of our enemies motor oils corn syrup it is go ahead and turn that radio back on now this crisis is over this is you're president again the war in europe has ended but there is still a restriction on sugar consumption remember this my fellow americans sugar honey honey you are my kenny girl and you got me watching you turn that blasted radio off right so the war is over but we're still stuck with the sugar restriction people are gonna be writing they loved them some sugar hey william him cheever drc were paying you for advertising how can you spin this oh wishing little kiss until oh do do do do do do do do do do do hey hey hey hey i said we'll drc not karaj trendy rb out of here i hate when people confuse me with that guy how about we design a publication that broadcast of the public where we stand on a situation like a headline that shouts victory means volume restored and then they article will say pending readjustment of the world sugar supply are out but of coca cola will remain ltd until the nato conservation so no longer exist meanwhile coca cola lives up to its best and we in common with other american businesses look hopefully to restoration of the happy normal brilliant take my money and turned on the damn radio the eighteenth amendment has now been put in place for all the states no more alcohol anywhere shutdown the saloons bars an stopping rob's also the sugar restrictions have been lifted as well remember this my fellow americans pour some sugar on me because i'm hot sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah ridiculous eighteenth amendment this is gonna be awful for us disastrous say what are we going to do about having no alcohol in drinks a we haven't had alcohol and i drink sure about twenty years old right well let's turn the radio back on this is great news no sugar restrictions no alcohol we're gonna be selling this stuff like cray cray way of price restrictions lifted on sugar sugar prices are going through the roof sugar prices have basically doubled remember this my fellow americans your sugar yes please won't you calm and put it down on me i'm right here because i need a little love and less sympathy turn the radio off did you hear that don't understand it but sugar prices are skyrocketing nine cents a pound twelve and eighteen and now past one eight will never survive at this rate i might as well start selling myself on the street corner to make ends meet that's not a bad idea except instead of the street corner what if we made it on the stock market stock market dimming idee publicly traded yes so yourself top dollar everyone will want a piece of you and i could take one for the team oh do it but what about sugar prices how about you corner the market and talk to manufacturers amber wineries and anyone in the production of sugar set up a contractor a few cents more pound then what the going rate is and tell them they have to lock in this price first six months so twenty eight cents a pound for six months to avoid rising costs of sugar that's really isn't someone get person three of raising turn that radio back on that's brilliant sick someone good person three arrays in turn the radio back on just cutting the price of sugar has dropped back down to ten cents a pound of sugar what what you're gonna do remember this by fellow americans it's going down down in earlier round and sugar inc going down swinging it will be number one with a bullet a loaded coca now sit down injury catch turn the radio off and fire random voice three you know what the hell do we do drc saved her ask before what can you come up with this time i'm willing to launch a hundred thousand dollar ad campaign i'm not sure i just want you to know that i mean i've stopped and i don't i was getting leave any way as i was coming to the end of coke season which is known so to the rest of the world which i thought was really weird seen how i'm thirsty every season by i've got it what if you just so coke year round make it a search knows no season ad campaign and sell it year round brilliant and my job back then hey boss should we turn the radio back on no i can't take anymore spoonful of sugar news at this point nothing is going down not even lebanon elevator will sugar keep bouncing prices in the free trade market will corn syrup be a leading cause of cancer disease in the future it'd be really needed terrence trendy rb reference in the script sabrina says no join us for these answers on the next days of are carbonated lies every christmas the coca cola polar bears come out to share their love of coca cola there so adorable unlivable but not this year thanks to global warming in the polar ice caps melting the bears are coming inland and they want to eat your children right on time what's it's time for another episode let's traveled to the north pole scope visits the jolly old elf from self workout licensing deal like bubbles in the bottle so were the summer carbonated live clinton tomorrow hold hold on so gloom hard numbers just going new world is people with you but you said this guy was fat he's super skinny and wearing a green wizard like the door that's not a door or gay did what exactly is it it's a it's a well a sewer sounds pretty good let's go with that lip of both parties have a dog or you're going to introduce me to these people oh yes finally chris recessions coke coke's marketing department end and a coach lawyers are they continue to move through the world of her lawyers are slick no a they had a catcher permission to use her image any similarities to you're image name and likeness i was trying to sell coke as they all season drink and not just the summer drink we need you father christmas says a new spokesperson no one says winter like you you all winter personified what do i hope to do nothing basically we want the pay you to pay you more or less technically is all new public he falls under terminal licensing agreements we don't have pains guide time i'm not even sure why you brought up lawyers you guys know this jolly old guy controls christmas right he has a list and you're either in or you're out oh you guys do realize i'm in the same room room with do right or could hear everything you're saying i'm so sorry santa i told them that i was coming up to the north pole paint you and the guys in the marketing department thought that maybe you could do some print ads for us you know help us out during the great depression in order to keep the business going we kind of had it a little rough after the horrible sugar prices yes i think i heard about that on the radio will be owns who's listening you to well i dunno my plate is pretty full already with making toys you're allowed in such duties i may have to take a pause before i considered this applies not yet marketing department but can't use anything you have until early signs of those two mumbling about a nuff insana it may have some possibilities you know what i'll do it outside great great now you'll be recognized across the whole world wants we change everything about where watch yes first year too skinny people like fat people give them presence at makes them seem jolly next put you in a red suit from head to tell you i going to paint the town santa worked and let's lose the bad news to deliver president's and it's no sleigh pool by phil simms oh wait wait elephants with hats no aardvarks reindeer grand per factors there doesn't even sound like you're new to me here for this no santa you can leave how about we have a have a cookie addiction like he needs to be cookies everywhere he goes jolly ranchers no that's stupid stupid in plain rain hearing sign reindeer are bad ass if your show and we don't need me i'm going to attend to a cars that depresses me my marriage the mrs is going to be pissed just when she hears it i signed her life away i'm not even sure we could use the name kloss anymore looks like it's back to her maiden name a liberal which do you mind if i grab a drink on the way out boys did he just grab a coach he just pause fresh okay so i think we could take it from here sia here from you how here let me show you out of iran house by by now by bruce man in the world be kicked out out of his house nobody's ever going to believe this i knew i should have checked and double check the names on the naughty list pride already in those guys in here fast forward a few i mean we moved to the office on and that's the true story of how cope came up a fan of ads with him and the coaching even old fana says yes man in the world devotes a minute now and then to the pause that refreshes max headroom here for limit minutes new coke the soda that made a generation y angry you guys hey than at any new coke so much that we decided to introduce our new product cook with programs like the little lesson they do you do you cook what terms couple of problems coke coke with parents parents but when you want a refreshing beverage but you're dum dum dum dum dum or is in the slot let's see also tried diet coke meatloaf we brushing let's no look in the cook borders coke is about to announce a milestone at groundbreaking transition was never changed the landscape of soda wars forever like booze the bottle so or the day carpeted live all right gentlemen i can't believe it's nineteen eighty five already pepsi's venus in the sales with their taste of a new generation pepsi challenge taste test this is why i decided to do the only sega's soda can do and that's changed the formula this new coke will taste better than anything is ever come before it there'll be a revolution in soda pop people will be drinking this version for the rest of their wives live at the head the new marketing campaign we have brought in america's dad bill cosby pop i got some questions and things and stuff okay bill go ahead what you're questions muscles this new coke this drink does not cause one have the sun foul mouth does it because i need to endorse products cetera family friendly like the jello like the orange gentler like the yellow jello like the jello jugglers like the flu flip flip flip flop nobel new coke a family friendly soda drake it's good for babies is good for children dad moms especially moms well yes bill but we usually go diet coke for that but you know bill it's good for everyone okay now rudy new coke will it though well let the parties in celebration orgies and the flip flop flip well yes builder coke will be 'perfect up parties family parties for sure wait did you say orgies was about their party what flam lemonade flam nevermind theo what does the new coke next well what's not sure what you mean their bill like like like bourbon business out what you're thinking like if i was to put something in the new coke were friends you wouldn't be able to trace it back to me and i'm not sure what you're talking about bill what would you put in coke that needs so please shooter to trace of and camille forget i said that i just want to make sure the new coke has the taste and the bubbles and the goodness the bill although things go pass did you say hiding you cannot be serious my children my family my lovely wife camille will not be drinking this lupus will put the string will not even last seventy eight days we we could get heritable burson stood up take the money you're smokes but yes america's dad that's me let me jazz vance outdoors store will new coke takeover the soda market has coke finally beat pepsi what's up for bill cosby go down in history as the greatest person to ever lip join us for these answers on the next day tomorrow carbonated too soon for for what for reliving new coke no i wasn't sure i gotta give some other stuff there to i don't know what you're talking about it too soon and bring up put pops in mayor mop ordering bop bop and the jello jugglers my favorite would you would you know you could camille well the third tyrrell's me spit out yeah so you've had more beer everywhere and then in your belly that's why now under my beard off well let's do are fish bowl socks baseball fact this is where we post some random facts outlook vegetable inside the mall like bill cosby will go try or cosby's 'cause we all live for it i one we did our doing bad bill cosby oppressions after finishing the script and i left the whole way home but you know what it's fine i'll take her special hell cat 'cause you're not much has been made about fiercely coca cola has garnered this formula over the decades doug ducey says backs it said be how did the corporate ball an acceptable only to the top executives that was more like emails so well i can't wait for the paulie shore episode of bugsy what should do oh shit to me about is no you shouldn't in the morning bop bop sues same you'll gain the conventional plastic bite you other suppliers that means said rudy to be the most delicious refreshing cook available as far as people listening to this guy's been with the great we haven't made it that far is so much easier when i had somebody just throw it i mean we could have visit z is some of the late eighteen hundreds were not exactly concern would be affect some sugar water on babies what's the best thing since some time giving drops of the drinking opposite mike on them down now this is something sweet camille love is very much did you know stop it rudy listen listen here the nba in nineteen twenty eight coke coke became the first olympic sponsor 'cause my camille she loves the olympics almost as much the general jugglers as just sleep and right now but that's because of the limited flam given the drink right now coke was even carried in this case on july twelve eighteen eighty five anniversary of the billions bottle aboard the space shuttle challenger for very important research into whether water can be carbonated in microgravity no fat albert impressions were allowed harry harry hey by the way it can yeah that was bill doing that albert yeah i mean that's no no i know all through a cane sixty became the first year that's it all right the only thing more pervasive they'd go is just do the bottles outlets aluminum pulled top which were blown out of necessity hey the company came up with them so they could be shipped the armed forces overseas so that's just what did you do i need a lot albert improved michael lewis though is we got more to come on the go drink at loop will be day but people global global world lined up it will be sold niccolo between baba forget what the character's name was he had the the hat or the hat yeah yeah so that translates to her every day i lost bilko they do the point of sale people all over the world could be old drink one point nine billion surrey look but what about flipping property for people in this folks this is why i got to be doing i was voted number two whatever that character's name talk like that right on there is no good i thought you were adam sandler at first yeah bill cosby what'd you said would you start to it as like oh is adam sandler it's water boy we just completely switch character so i think adam sandler stole that from the boop boo boo boo cosby probably all right let's hear what you have to say oddly enough you pay a lot a lot of feedback way more feedback then we normally get in the past we won't say like hundred episodes donald donald yeah that's him yeah so on facebook david david somebody else there all right book angie says i've always been a pepsi see gal myself polish says put a little cherry on my coke pleasing up pop of lemon picture just plop in lebanon there can cairo says coco's better with crowder captain but pepsi is more fresh you know usually by whatever's ever is on sale at publix likely honesty though they're like well you're on sale injured both i'll take the one that's cheaper yeah exactly i i used to do that too so does that mean then like if you're buying cokie you're also drinking it with a crown in royal coconspirator with crowder captain right so if you're if you're buying it on sale in coatesville went on sale you just make a mixed drinks time yeah exactly or see do i would on her with his crowning catalog i just mentioned no one did go to his house it's cokes on salem had after we go okay i was just there is not the weeks ago the cows house for drinks was always on sale sam's call hey i wonder why because he can't discount shasta while i'm at it you here's you're tab russell agrees kylie says coke is only better when mixing alcohol otherwise give me a pepsi tyler says like pepsi better can tolerate coke from fountain though especially mcdonald's fountain coke i swear mcdonald's coke is different than any other coke you know what it is it's two things if they still do the steel counters canisters instead instead of the boxes and the straws are bigger yeah yeah so that means more or less bowls who were in brooklyn sake you get more of the combination combination of through the strong now this is my first word other than mom i was pepsi prices pepsi for sure she says coke i've never liked pepsi but i do love mountain dew were not talking about mountain dew that's another episode and it will be actually allowed in shine hey what is that where they start that's how mountain dew got its name like that was the code name for like moonshine when the all the moonshine now they called it mountain dew at least i have a hillbilly on the label right yeah like oh yeah like hillbilly guy and there is the action lawsuit filed against mountain dew by a bunch of moonshine owners to try and get them to change the name a little too late hasn't yet about hurting around yeah like yeah entered years yeah stephen says i'm a diet coke coke zero fan me to stephen diet pepsi stu sweet or something for me i do enjoy like coke zero not a fan of the i like cherry coke i'm a guy like coke zero anna says i used to drink more sodas pepsi was my favorite my dad's swears on coca cola it was a great snack with some fresh baked bread i believe that any and she's from columbia yes i a fan i reading colombia's a little bit heavier okay 'cause like whatever i drink coke i'm not craving bread yeah no it's like that guy this some bread i mean that's how i think all the time i know luton jesse says rc cola is the best cola coca second pepsi always tastes flat that being said i don't drink them anymore i gave him up for a while and now they taste gross way too much sugar i've heard that before and people give up so they can't go back yeah no i've i've i've been soda free now for probably twenty years really yeah i can't do it you know i that's my in handle like coke zero because it doesn't have as much sugar in it yeah sofer at like a a movie theater and so if my husband died splitting a drink do like a cook zero i only drink at work i drink because of work argue that yeah but i only i only really drink by total work well and that's the thing too is right there i'm in agreeance to that like soda i think soda fountain coconut a lot different than like bobby oh yeah different now it used to be one of those little drink like six today cut back i do wanna day except that work i'll have some steps tips but i replaced my soda wis carbonated water yeah you go and that's how i kicked my sort of habit i drink a lot of t i drink a lot of t i like my carbonated water yes i drink a lot of water and beer yeah i liked the bubbles that's what i really like the new google terraces i prefer pepsi my all time favorite was diet pepsi with lime that being said i haven't had soda years banks honey i remember when she stocked up on that yeah you should have been there rap i'll share the whole cart just full of diet pepsi what live and she looks at me she goes if you're only beer the beer cooler you need to go get a different guard all the murderers they're all set for cherry tastes super fake i've never liked any the line the lemon they're slowly bringing a bad ernest tony ortiz is great okay tonio rindge yes but yati orange vanilla coke servers are the ones that started the whole put a lemon and you're soda thing because they would mark there soda their diet sodas with lemon so they wouldn't confusing and now everyone thinks need have their soda with fruit when you dumped oh see i just always look because diet coke is darker than regular coke you just have to hold it to the light against go like here's the diet nop it's a repair on a diet coke i'm screwed i need that lemon why don't you just smell it then you just drink it at the table and two i thought about that a few times passing somebody and say hey smell this warming what it's like to see yep sure eljay says i couldn't tolerate cherry coke or fountain coke especially mcdonald's or walt disney world but i love pepsi you're welcome for that seat i'm the i'm the opposite i hate fountain coke it's gotta come from it can you're welcome for that i wrote that but i had to write it and somebody else saying now jay especially since i know eljay personal you should i'm sitting right here david coke is better pepsi never got me high hub david i see i like west coast favors pepsi bit more that grew up out in washington anes yeah like pepsi was you find that everywhere coke not much coming east coast and it's coke like you go to texas it's all doctor it is yeah pepper of the plant there well they also say to like when you're in texas they're like hey i do you care coke yes what flavor of coke do you have and that's sprite doctor pepper everything's a coke a yeah i've heard that it's like you know where i grew up we all call the top yeah same area but if you go the other side of the state it's soda yeah so see we grow up at pop yeah we grow up top to and i got to florida and i would say you know do wanna pop and they'd be like oh no i don't want you to hit me that really changed the soda was hard yeah yeah i don't call it pop especially when i run into people from where i'm from and i go hey go get a pop yeah yeah it's nice to hear when somebody asks for now like oh yeah i get home pop sometimes they say soda pop i feel like that's the fair compromise yeah back home we had a we had any a a like a little gas station called pickup pickle pop pick a pop up pick apart yeah oh i'm i'm could handle like all of the pepsi products but yeah but you know they go in a new flavor from coke coke where the pickles you know what they have at home which i wish they had here the head drive through beverage places like liquor stores yeah you take you drove the car through it doesn't see say that if you have a drive through liquor store down here do they have never seen a vaccine hanes city they hit you like a convenience store you get soda beer wine and more of those yeah i've been in miami i've seen on there but i've never seen a kid like we used to love you in like fort fort lauderdale to put on your fingers yes loudly the rituals early good i heard there addicting 'em so yeah so far has something in their world the drive through and and pick up milk and stuff like that oh most we've ever had is somehow we get squirrel talking about dr liquor eileen they're the best are you surprised by this podcast forty two hey we'll squirrel you well this is a bit of irony pepsi was invented the trading upset stomach originally can't contain peps it but it gives me violent diarrhea that's unfortunate lizard looking for a man of anyone's interested the say that also no no she's marriage has mitch diarrhea area joke joke i had the same issue with milk liz michelle says coke sodas chris yes yes i know some family is pepsi tastes like flat coke i agree pepsi does taste flat tummy to take this pepsi i brought now he says i prefer cope specifically coke zero as far as i know pepsi doesn't offer zero calorie three sugar zero quivalent also like serum missed over mountain dew they had a max yeah i corrected here on the group said there's pepsi max that surrounds okay like that seems awkward like if you're calling it pepsi max should have all you have everything in there do you remember what was it like year so like few years ago and pepsi came out with like made with real sugar like they did like i thought they were selling more than ever when they brought back like the doctor pepper mountain dew yeah pepsi flavors what the real sugar than what they have now yeah yeah i mean it it does make a difference between sugar in corn syrup it really does yeah corn syrup is what's killing this country we gotta get off the corn syrup need to figure out how to use it in cars yes yes still be too much to fill my tank on twitter are fellow americans at key key crock says i stopped buying coca cola back in nineteen ninety one at leno's awarded the nineteen ninety six olympics because they bribed d i o c delegates to ensure the games went to coax hometown i mean i don't it's probably true i dunno i can neither confirm nor i heard that were like that story before like where they said coke bhakti olympics beam there well i mean it wouldn't surprise me because another thing that in the facebook group when we were doing coke was this whole controversy with the women's rights thing right parodied in the song right but now that's like a big deal although coconut they only want no no they actually gave i mean not that this is counting and but right 'em they gave less and a lot of other right companies a lot of other company yeah there's a bunch of so i mean it's still doesn't make it right correct but don't don't sit there in and talk about how you use how much you support women's rights and and all right had money in the background yeah you know weird shish don't tell secret out coke unless they didn't know i mean you know i don't know i'm not i'm not i'm not defending well on that same question to though is are they still still giving to those exactly like silk already gonna find like they did know that this is where they were heading right as of right now we have not done their research people know 'em maybe maybe inara supplemental show well we do have an honorable for it but we did primary applicants out i'm diet car all after cook listen to this episode they can respond yes ricardo coachee he says i prefer further earlier version with the secret ingredient coke alcohol oh right all of them i don't know i mean there's a lot going on in their early at any laws of coke i hope we got phone calls to a lot of comments they have some sense several phone call guys i'm telling you tricking me no this was the most popular i mean elton john barely got responses 'em i like i said before people are very passionate about what they drink yeah i guess we should just do all food jobs wait until i do my episode on highlife weight is not every episode i shamelessly plug them every episode sewed highlight you could start paying seventy point i'm here to say okay he lost the phone the phone calls all right here's a called number one of eight i like a little tiny amount of energy oh yeah a oh no although the answering machine just broke i can't get the rest of the phone calls as nothing to do with the fact that they changed their phone number doesn't i don't know the the the one thing i'm not happy with the new phone number is i can't put away a customized message on it like the old phone number i could say hey this podcast forty two please leave your thoughts this one is just a generic guy saying they're unable to answer the phone so if you get a guy saying ron able to answer the phone that's us leave a message all right well let's revisit the beer cooler g the is the is the what is it is new belgium's buddha ranger seasonal juice tougher i be so seven point seven abia v it say hazy juicy i pay that sabrina looks like she loved because she had to well technically one in three quarters of enjoyed it just is much did she's wearing one the script is wearing one and she drank one made part of the sky on it's no longer translucent it's just dried that's justify well i'll go first it's that it's that finished that's getting me i'm gonna be in the minority on this i know you probably okay a with their heart chris right chris but how do we rate oh we re it's a based on the six pack one through six one being made here in six be oh yeah this is great stuff 'em i'm gonna add one point two my score for the name i love the name to suffer yeah if i could have another child would name but you so the idea is killing me with the finish if you like hops you're gonna love this because that is it is nothing is when it starts when you start there's nothing to it and then it's a big slam of hops on the finish and you taste that hops four days normally i would give it a two i'm gonna give it a three for the name like i said i already know i'm gonna be in the minority on this but i also asked what do you rate the label the label is good i like the label 'em i'm gonna give the label sexually liberals awesome names awesome if it could've finished cleaner which i don't think in idea is meant to finish clean no i think they're supposed to be a smooth finish certain times it just i don't know if it's meant to for this one yeah i would i don't taste the citrus that all that could just be my palate so people would have to to go with three for the name of going three sabrina i it's a solid six me in la i'd like keeley all over again some john is great ongoing going things 'em i really liked the flavor on this one it's not for me anyways i didn't get much of a at aftertaste i thought it was a nice well rounded beer 'em has some nice citrus highlights and it's not it's not real strong in in as far as some of the ideas that i've had in the past 'em so you're getting a complete opposite experienced and what i yeah i really am 'em i dunno that's because i had two oh but i relievers here i'm doubling it so see you're at one i probably would have been a three at two am and say okay that totally makes sense that's how this works of i know i liked it i didn't for me it didn't linger on my palate 'em it was i thought i had a nice smooth finish 'em i could teach the cocaine that's probably why i liked it i mean the the joke redo ranger does not have any cocaine original recipe makeup before they so there's no cane i'm a little disappointed but there's no game oh no no but it so i thought it was nice fern forever i'm not a huge i p h fan oh yeah i know no i know but i mean i think prior to this i think the highest i read it and i peons maybe for is that a high why don't we haven't even rated high lies because i think you're afraid of what might happen i think that's the real reason because we all know i'd kill off the six pack before share with few highlights so yeah like six no matter what we think yeah it doesn't it doesn't matter what chris tonight yeah but 'em and the the the can is fantastic the a it's got like a hiker granger ever skeleton bike arranger yeah oh my god it even turn it around you didn't turn it around oh my god chris this is like an eight thank you i like doing a story heart with no i know i thought you saw everything it's a total of six can that's why i'm like yeah really cool yeah the yankees got any a biker micro skeleton with goggles two sets of goggles what kind of awesome apparently god i need that in my life yeah probably one of the best cans outside of the clown shoes or like one of the specially like rocket man gold twos he's gotta go to go does i also like v a wide willie from the goonies it's a biker version of what i willie when i really i marry you in a heartbeat i i like what i really youth soccer is why gender that one jew okay no but i i it's us experimental total sex nice all right now bear master you know i'll say this first sip you take it's like smooth and then the finish it hits you i find you get like a little i thought there was a little spice and they're like a hoppy like the way the hop isn't there like it was more supposed to be like age juicy spicy i phd in the way i don't know maybe give that like fiery juice if that's why it's the juice suffer in their tax it's a hellish hype ea but overall i thought it was very good night good flavor the finishes are i said i would probably still raiders six 'cause i could easily injuring six of these they can is amazing the labels awesome the first like you know yousef see you might question a little the first time but give it a whole can and then give yourselves opinion it's i think a very solid well rounded beer nice good job mean am i allowed to give it a twelve 'cause i buy two six packs and drink and that's called a twelve pack i mean just rain butter back their buy one get one i'm buying two six back they were not when i purchased it fair enough all right but the third better than the pumpkin meatloaf jalapeno the jalapeno pumpkin skin warner whatever yeah highly lemon looking out again it sounded different and unique and i love upsetting people without a phd and if you wanna know what we were talking 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No 127: Madonna

Podcast 42

1:21:10 hr | 2 months ago

No 127: Madonna

"You are about to embark on a show about four people who find themselves from Russ engine, the back stories of ball culture history joy I heard a boss jail troth Laura Nevada's and Sabrina Pierre as they poorly impersonate celebrities drink a lot. Appear and answer very hard trivia questions. You are now. To. podcasts forty two. You. No you. Now dance dance dance the. Way Really you. Me No I don't WanNA. Go to answer I'm just quoting David. Lee Roth and antagonize at the same time. You know what I do. I will is a matter and Chris. We never go dancing Obagi to all the time. Why do you want to go now? I'm feeling romantic. It's not going to be. ROMANTIC WOODS AL here. I can make it very romantic. How on Vice? Sabrina we all go dancing and we can make it a podcast outing at the same time. It still doesn't make it romantic. Oh, I'll also make it very romantic again. How? Crackers and cheese. What Roxette kick line dot dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot dot, Chris. You dance as bad as you've seen. Harsh, ooh, truth I'm still waiting for any of you to make this romantic. Oh, it will, because I got everyone dance lessons. Will dance lessons. Make any of this magic one. It will help us meaning Chris Learn how to dance and to. It's not by Madonna. She needs something to do during quarantine, so she opened a dance studio a quarantine dance studio. How does that work easy? Everyone dances six feet apart and has to wear a mask. It's kind of like if eyes wide shut was about dancing instead of causeway. About 'cause play I hope we get to play dancing games dancing games. Yeah Dan stance revolution I know a game like game. Is that Chris Truth or dare dare I. Dare you to find a beer. That's an Ip that Laura will like I said dare, not mission impossible. Yeah, Chris at least make their plausible it is. He's averaging you liking one of every twenty years. I thought it was more like one out of every five, but challenge accepted. May The ads the ever in your favor? and. All right well, let's open up the beer cooler. What's in there today? Jail I'm trying to stack my ads in my favorites so I went with Laura's favorite brewery funky. Buddha it's a nice one from their mix allergy series again. It is their Paloma Ale. Not to be confused with the Paloma goes that we did with cigar city. about you know to quarantines ago. I think this is still the same quarantine I'm not sure. I don't even know what date is. Well the Funky Buddha Buddha mixologist series has done very well so far with us, so see how this one fares This is a number four out of four. Isn't it now I don't know. Looks like it's not GonNa Farewell. Ten, temper, AB so every drank enough of it may taste really good. Wait a minute. What's The ten? I'm not driving today. It's free and it sanitized. fairlight. What you're talking about. Matter Abed acknowledged that it was I. do have a question about Paloma. Does it mean cigar taste? I have no idea because that's what this tastes like the main reason I purchased the three year. Yeah, the only reason I got. This is because when we did the PALOMA. Goza Laura said that we did this beer before, but I just saw it in the store and thought that we did it. Because you know we do every funky Buddha mixologist series. Okay, all I know is it reminds me sick? Don't do it and my grandparents going. Here's some blackberry brandy. This'll clear you up. It might kill every virus out there. Base this isn't the rolling stones. Episode Well stay tuned to the end of the show will rewrite the beer. We rate it based on a six pack. Let's see how much is left by the end of this dance. One being the worst six being the best, this makes sense to everybody in the world, except for one lone Canadian Garvey in Kissimmee. From a guy he's from Kissimmee. That's that, is it? I knew it was like that molasses almost like yeah yeah. Sabrina are priceless. She'll finish it. Yes, you will. Probably ten percent. Fat. Look at that before I brought it. Didn't look at it until Laura said something, and then it tasted a little better. Right now who is ready to dance wet, Madonna. is still truth or dare. Really asking if we are ready to learn how to dance truth, let's go false setup jail. Let's get to the car I'm driving. Sounds like a dare Niro. Go fast. Enough her left. Basic maneuver. Or here. The sign says confessions on a dance floor studio. Are you sure we aren't just plain? One long game of truth or dare you know? I have to agree with Chris on this one I don't think she would open up a dance studio name, and after one of her mediocre albums. I can't believe that I am agreeing with Chris in jail. It's her studio trust. Trust me. I felt a great deal for it on group on. How do you always find a deal on groupon? What can I say I'm cheap and I know where to look welcome to confessions on a dance floor studio I'm Madonna and I'll be your instructor today. Well. It's really her I can't believe it. I'm going to learn how to dance from Donna. Already know how to dance, but this groupon was too good to pass up. I'm just here to drink beer and learn how to dance Elaine from Seinfeld reasonable goal I will teach you how to dance like a virgin. He doesn't need any help. That rude lack of third June. For the very first time now singing, I see. This is going to take awhile I. let me collect your groupon here you go. You got the special groupon I did wait. What's a special group on? This is the one that comes not only with a dance lesson, but at dance. Lesson where I talk all about me during it. That's good. We didn't have a topic this week for the podcast. We do I'm not doing a podcast identity group odds. No, we can do podcast on Madonna a podcast on me. It will be the greatest podcast you've ever done. I've been wanting to do one on a strong female lead for some time. Now I'm honored. First thing is I. Everyone put on their Ballerina tights. Had to wear tights. Did I got one that accentuated my bulge quite nicely me to Sabrina. No, they al know everyone. Stand on those lines on the floor and we are going to start in first position, and while we are warming up, I'll talk about me, so Ben. The knee and I was born on August sixteenth nineteen, fifty, eight in Bay, City Michigan. Good now. Kick the leg out. and My mother, who was also named Madonna was a dancer and x Ray, technician dancing x Ray technician that seems conflicted and back to first position, and my father was an Italian immigrant who was the first of his family to go to college. He ended up working as an engineer designer for Chrysler and General Motors. Well, that explains the dancing. Yes, it does a little. I had the same name as my mother. Everyone called me little ninety. That's where you got the name Madonna. Yes, how could I be named anything else? Everyone turned to the left I was a third of six children and I must admit that I was definitely the Sissy of the family. Turn to the right cha-cha slides JAL gets fans out. Coming to that conclusion led me to use my femininity to get whatever I wanted. Headstone an arms out. I'm guessing that's something you've used your whole life. I'm using it on you all right now. How all of your dancing, just like I thought you would step step pivot. Chris pleased thrust can't help it. She's making me want to. Own Me to. Thrust look at my hips. Go I haven't moved like this before. I had kids. I never thrust this before. That's because you're married to Chris. WHOA there buddy. I can move these tips and ways that you could only dream, of yeah, that's why he throws out his hip so often. That's not the reason is because of my massive kidney stone. It's the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. You Know Classic Bumblebee or lame reboot classic of course. Chris for the bees I knew a guy who would walk around with a beard, bees ones. I always thought that would hurt, but then again I never thought anybody would eat a whole. Be Hive So. And you must be pain and have a really bad upset stomach. Oh, that happens to me when I eat dairy or watched Dick, tracy me, too. It isn't because of the bees, no Sabrina the beast. Help him digest the dairy. Oh. I need to invest in. Some beehive is because that's dairy is a killer survey I don't listen to him. Chris has never eaten a being. He can't even eat Brussel sprouts much less be. He named all the bees burt by the way girl, just get some PEPCO and call it a day. Everyone on positions on march to I would, but my mom told me that pepper business was the devils liquid at least I think. It was pro. Or it could have been Ping Infidel I. Don't know the same color. They are definitely not the same color I'm pretty sure well either way. They were what my Momma called her medicine. Okay on my count and one and two and three moved to the left. My mother was very religious as well she would have us all praying before each meal and going to church every Sunday slide to the back I'm getting the hang of this. Yeah, your regular Dancing Queen! It was very strict in my house. My confirmation name was Veronica. This is when we lived in the Detroit suburbs I. think that's why I tried to express myself and my music later and jazz hands. Jazz Hands Look at me jazz handing it up well. It sounds like your mother was influenced on him and Jazz Hint Stop Oh. She was my mother died from breast cancer when I was five. Pretend like you're punching the air. She was diagnosed while pregnant with my youngest sister and couldn't start treatment until after she was born. Watching my mother gets so weak and frail was hard to watch for ten like you're clearing the floor or cleaning the floor both work. I had to clear it first, so we can clean it. Thank you jail I think by not having a mother around that I was able to become. The performer was meant to be so what you're saying is. that it helped you express yourself. Are you going to just make every song joke you can? Because if so, this is going to be a long dance fun. It's my thing well there. Go All. My jokes got to be quick. That's what she said. I never said that I was actually serious about cleaning the floor. Here are somewhat wipes. This is my favorite dance move. I turned to my paternal grandmother for Solis. She, resented everyone that was brought into the house, which ended up being different housekeepers. My siblings and I rebelled against them all. No one would take the place of my mother. Eventually my father would remarry. Oh. That must have been tough. It was. He married are housekeeper. You missed a spot to your left jail. WHO's got it? I never got along with her and her rules. I would strike back by making my closes provocative as possible. While getting going to gay nightclubs and rejecting my religious background, okay back to everyone's feet. The punk stage I remember mine I was listening to dead. Kennedys and I warped flannel. Flannel part of your gun. It was part of my gun stage as it grows. That's what Axel wore around his waist all the time. Yeah, wait a minute. Wasn't flannel part of your grunge phase part of both. Like a multi-tiered. Stage Well listen here. Poor man's Kurt Cobaine any other rebellious stories. You would like to share not really. My rebellious stage was when I started listening to answer base and opened up a mind. You must have saw the signs. I don't remember ace of base being punk. They want. The music was freeing. Dance was my way to free myself. Okay, except. Grab a new, wipe and hands above your heads. She's so artists now. Move your hands back and forth over the low tile ceiling. I would dance and sing while maintaining straight as pulling up my skirt and class, everyone could see my underwear. It was my way to achieve notoriety. All of my hard work helped me graduate a year early while getting a full ride scholarship to the University of Michigan and their dance program I did the same thing I pulled up my skirt. But you know what he was asking you to see his underwear. You really are qualified to be a dance instructor. Why do you think I brought us here only the best for my friends. Apparently! It was to clean the studio. It's not my fault. None of you have a rhythm I-. Girls got. Classic ACDC thing Gook Focus. I thought you were here to listen to my story and learn how to dance. We are. It's just that those who have very short attention spans and only know how to speak and Song Lyrics. Don't be cruel, but she's got to be cruel to be kind in the rat Naser. NICKLAUD carrying. Please just learn how to dance we. WHAT ARE WE CLEANING NEXT I? Mean what is the next stance move? Everyone to the Ballerina Bar There is some velcro and sniffer bad to stick to the bottom of your legs. after you get those on. Put your legs on the bar. This is going to be tough. For me. Both legs on the burner right now. Bam I'm not sure how she is doing that. It defies gravity. Okay, class now pair wet. The first thing I learned in college was that you have to shut up and dance I would use that knowledge to gain another scholarship to dance. New York City under famed choreographer Pearl Lang in nineteen, seventy eight. I would leave early at her, urging to further my career and dance. With the skills that must have been easy to succeed. Actually. It took a while for my career to take off I ended up taking odd jobs to pay the bills. I. Do odd jobs around the house all the time you know cleaning the oven script tub shaved my husband's head and legs change dogs, diapers and sort my mom's garden gnome collection. Are, some odd jobs. I just say I did not. Could you change our dogs diapers? I don't think they make diapers small. Come to think of. It may not even be a dog at all. Maybe a large rat Christopher. It's Doug. I would not buy our daughter a rat as a pet. I've seen that creature in a lot of cheese. Everyone eats cheese. Yeah even when we're not supposed to. Someone has passed me the pinks Fidel. I'm getting a Tummy Ache Madonna. What's the Washer Dryer for themes out a place at a dance studio? Is Our next lesson. If everyone would grab a pile of clothes, good now twisted the waist and then load them into the Washer. My odd jobs are like Sabrina is at all. I, would pose nude for art. Classes dance wherever I could and worked as a server in a Russian tea room jail. You need to more gracefully. This is a dance lesson after all. Seems like a laundry. Well. It's not don't forget the fabric softener anyway. All of this would lead me to my first boyfriend in New York Scott Zinger Dan Gilroy yeah I met an tea room and we hit up over a cup of neuro. Great I will make a little joke about the tea. Earl Gilroy, we would laugh and laugh good times Chris. Please separate the colors. They're going to bleed all over each other. Sorry, keep going and to what end, too. So I convinced her to move to France with me and stuff a formulas a showgirl in a vaudeville revue. The relationship went nowhere, but it helped me realize how much I love singing and dancing. At the same time I joined Dan's band. When I returned to the states, and after a relationship ended, I then performed an different a few different bands. Okay, students, close the LID. Open the lid close the LID. She was great and everything. We did together started as a drummer, then becoming a lead singer. I thought she would take to new heights. She sought on my life after only about eighteen months together. That doesn't seem like it was too long of a relationship to call it serious. We want just bandmates. We were soulmates. Yeah, so maybe they didn't stay together. Monitor technology so minor that nobody even realizes that we were even together. Move, over to the drier everyone. Hush I'm Outta here. Don't forget your ticket. Your dry cleaning loops. Thanks a piece. Okay be! How do they even get in here to begin with a? He has a key. Me Too I use the studio every third Friday of a month that engine J. or Epp. Who have the best detergent creepy and I? Don't even want to know how you got a key. It's actually a pretty boring story that begins with flute. Three Home Depot employees in a tiny wristwatch why a tiny wristwatch been! No, no, no I'm second thought NOPE nope. Just no I'm not even gonNA. Don't WanNa hear it. Okay. Everyone put a hand on the drier and kick in the air and kick and kick and kick. Hey, how do I kicks look? Your shoes look. Great Nice Pink Kicks Better. Run bed. Run out, run my bullet. Thanks, but I meant. The kicks I'm practicing now. Those kicks yeah, hardly looking. Awful your form is radical unlike your friend wincing in the corner over there. It looks like you're going to throw out your hip, don't. Listen to her. I think. You're your kicks are fine. Okay, okay. I'm stopping now about time. It's taking me longer to teach you that you need to stop than it did for me to get a record deal. Everyone reach into the drier and grab a piece of clothing. Sorry, we're slow learners. Have you learned anything at all? Yeah, we have learned how to do laundry. Listen I maybe in a little pain. But I know one way to prove we learn things, and that is pop quiz and there's this hip. If popped back into place. Get Out Japan's in your papers. You're sending markers, your unscented erasers and pink. As the camera Royal Caribbean Penn Cypher like in my life I have a pencil. Because I make mistakes a lot. This pop quizzes called. By the way I hate all nineteen seventies female solo artists. What a what a bunch of Prima Donnas? Or lawsuit from Debbie Harry Pending. I'd love to be here. Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna. Cher jewel Fabio head. They're no longer on a first name basis. Five general knowledge facts on Madonna Order of the easiest to the hardest to test your knowledge score one point for each. Correct. Answer Question Number One. What was Madonna's first single? That's supposed to be the easiest Wilton the script, but we haven't gotten to that part yet. I know hint. It's in the script, but we haven't got to. That part is probably This coming up next I believe. Question number two. WHAT FAMOUS RESTAURANT CHAIN! Did Madonna work as a waitress in New York. Hint. Even, though they serve food, I don't Nestle concern them like a restaurant chain. I guess they are restaurant chain. Now traditional, restaurant chain. Not like Chili's. wrote. I guess I need to change my now I mean technically they're a restaurant, but it's not like never mind. What. They don't know they serve food, but it's not like when you say restaurant chain. I don't think anybody would name this particular place as a restaurant chain. Why do they serve other things? They specialize in two things. Alcohol. And Virgins Hint. There's no alcohol in the restaurant. Virgin this restaurant does not serve alcohol. But they have servers. Server side of something so servers. She were just. Your question was no good fumes restaurant chain. This further maybe New York ones. They had servers. But down. Down here they don't have servers. Do they call them something else. No. Servants. Line I have used as a server. I'm your server. Not your serve band about this. And what famous restaurant chained Madonna working in New York. See! That makes more sense. Maybe. They have servers in New York. For this absolutely by wrong answer, that's all I know. They're all GONNA be wrong question. What was the name wave band Madonna formed and played with what was the name which one of the new wave band Madonna formed and played with we. We just had that one in here, right? No! All right well, that's when she wasn't. She didn't form that band. I'm writing that one. Even know the name of the band. I don't. Yeah. This is the Dan. Madonna put together a band that Madonna join. Only that I'M GONNA. Get inches. Hint. It's also the title of a movie. Taking with my wrong answer. It's not walking tall. It's not. Rambo first blood. Dick Plastic Caruso? Number, four, who was the support, act featured on Madonna's first US tour in nineteen, eighty five. Hint. This is a ban. It's near and dear to my heart. That does not narrow it down. I can't narrow it down without giving away too much. Hint. These guys do not have any. Funchal pops made of, but they probably should. There goes my durant durant answer. Yeah, Lancers just going to be wrong. Question Number Five. What Seattle grunge band did Madonna sign to a record label maverick? What. Seattle grunge band Madonna signed to a record label. What Year did she do that? Based on the name of the band. I would say probably the late nineties hint it's not Pearl Jam. Hint it's probably not whether more famous names I. Put imagine only jail part of the spent, but I could be wrong. All Right Ben The papers now. Much number one. What was Madonna's first single Laura Lucky Star. Sabrina everybody. Gl I did the same thing as Sabrina. We I everybody everybody Oh. Sorry I thought we were going into a loss episode. Yeah! Not Penny's boat. That's what happens when you read the script ahead of time. Or just scroll down about six lines. Helps when it's highlighted for you. I'm good question number two. What famous restaurant did Madonna work maybe as a waitress, maybe not because maybe waitresses at this style restaurant in New York. Generally don't have waitresses any other place that I've died in this particular establishment Laura. Zola's. Is Always jail steak and shake steak 'n shake definitely has waitresses. Sabrina as a Russian tea room. rushed. My next one was gotta be Johnny Rockets. At least you paid attention to the script. It's Dunkin donuts. ooh, that can donuts is not server. Yeah, after I'd I'm visit? Dunkin donuts in New York see I feel like the questions should have been. What famous chain did Madonna work at? Food chain you failed. Crafts I pulled this straight off. To quote Stephen L.. You have failed this pop quiz. Because there are donut places in. New York bigger cities where you sit and get waited on. Why would you go like far better? Donut plays this New York City Yeah. Donna place. No Yeah. There's counter service. Restaurants in New York. Chicago places like that doesn't mean we go to them. When you sit down and you are served by a waitress, I don't know what that is about I don't know. I'm from western New York. We only go to Tim Horton's. You only had cows. Tim Hortons Tim Hortons. Left. Where they have they invaded. At that point, all I've ever known as Tim Hortons. Seems like I just thought they invaded just recently. That's because Burger King bought them out and they're trying to expand them. I, see Don't like Tim Hortons. What it is, it's Oud donut sandwiches better than Dunkin. So like Duncan, so thank. You probably would like, but I grew up on importance by me is open twenty four hours. So that's our goto drunk place. Maybe donuts is open. Twenty. I grew sell the sandwiches all day. I don't have soups and sandwiches. donuts out of potatoes. Who where I grew up, I was spud nuts. Amazing. Dow's up over Christmas I. He was in a space mood at the time, and he was like Sputnik Spud by. Those spots. Shop on that? Note. That was his first single. Speaking on my first signals. That was his pickup lie delores well sure. It didn't work. I know she does drink. Lakes usually does close. What was the name of the new wave band? Madonna formed and played with Laura the Dan band. I love Dan. which has absolutely no females in spring? I. Said Mad on NA. Play on Madonna's name literally. Her name spaced out so yes. April yes. Jail Madonna and the birds. Is that a real. Well! He wrote you did the research. Tried you. Ask Me with. The Breakfast Club. She informed Breakfast Club. That was Dan Gilroy. She joined it later on his band was the breakfast club coordinator? That was the Dan. Band set in the script. I'm. Dan Gilroy. Roy's band was the breakfast club. She joined them later as the drummer, and then later became singer. She didn't form the band. Scripted said she joined the Dan Band knows showing the. Band they? According to the Internet. That's the questions. Right, this is one is right. Because I read the book. Who was the support? act featured on Madonna's first US Tort Nineteen ninety-five jail devaux. Sabrina. Chili Peppers Laura. They may be. There might be giants is really good guests, because it's a band near my heart, but it's the beastie. Boys Beastie. And I read their nine thousand page book and That tour did not go very well for the voice or booed constantly. Well. I feel. If you're going to watch Madonna. That's not really. The type of music you're into that the BBC boost right and they only had You GotTa fight for your right. The only song anybody new. The BEASTIE, boys and They. Just don't understand I would've never SBC boys because I wouldn't have paired those two. But Donna had a hand in shape, Madonna for several different bands of her own over the next few years, Madonna and the sky, the millionaires and Emmy. And the breakfast and mad on the Dan band. She joined the the NBA. She met him. Everyone gets appoint for that one then. 'cause he. Ain't gonNA point anyway. I have all five rights I don't know about you guys, but I have ten points. Seattle grunge band. Madonna's scientists record label maverick, which is not Pearl Jam. Laura Nirvana no jail screaming trees. Sabrina. We're going for two out of three right. Yeah, we have the most. Assigned you a record label in one, thousand, nine, hundred nine. CANDLEBOX Wow, I don't even know what that is. They had their great song far behind. Past I told you I told you only know the spot house I go. Can you think of the? No, I'm not do it right now. I haven't had that much to drink yet. Let me. Be phased as Paloma Goza goes. and. I know the rhythm to it. Good with Song Lyrics. Hummed the tune nope! Sources Dante! Over and over sources for this script sex by MADONNA BEHIND THE MUSIC FEATURING BANANA LEUCOPENIA DOT COM Youtube Encyclopedia Madonna. Twenty Madonna from A to Z by Matthew Redmond. I used. Well, that wasn't bad, you sit. Well, it wasn't good either. Okay? Keep folding those close. This will help keep our arms and legs and shape for dancing. I'm getting better at this. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF I. With. You only got a few rights want. To, same that explains a lot about you. Remember full the shirts to the beat of the music four, five, six, seven eight. I'm may or may not have decided that it's easier to train. A blind squirrel defined nut so in one, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty one, I went solo and hired a manager to help get my career and tracked Camille Barton helped me find a backup band and get me pointed in the right direction. I ended up writing my first everybody with a bandmate and watched it go to number one on the dance charts in one, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty, two. That year went quick. Now like this one twenty twenty is never ending the never ending story. Quarantines taught you how to harmonize. Really good. That was really good. Stop it! You're making my soaring never ending. That's what we do and we do. The best we were voted the number one podcast for filler. Let's dance those folded close to the Dresser to put away freestyle everyone. Just grab any piece of clothing you like. after the success of everybody in getting a record deal with sire records, it was time to put on some new hits. The you haven't put out an album yet. No I would begin work on my first album. The self titled Madonna. They hooked me up with producer Reggie Lucas but I was not happy with his production techniques. She moved in with me. John Jelly, bean behind. I hoped her finish. The album I think it's Benitez. And you over. engy moved in with me. John Jelly Bean Benitez. I hope to finish. The album asked me why I called me. Jelly Bean, don't. Ask Me. Has Lou means dizzy pitch elevators to be exact. I love spit an entire year eating. Then but use. Means beans. Apple hospitalized twice and hop allies D-. Why do I always get stuck with the lines after? Because I know I'm probably spitting out my liquid. Truth! That lmu some new technology of the time like the Linn Drum Machine, Mog base and the OB Obelix Synthesizer. Aren't you the smart one? Baby Doe's you interrupt me jail, I'm talking Babes, cleaners, students whatever bad I'm out these these. Strange men keep coming and going just your husband. Story of my life, so unfortunately, the album charted slow and steady. Creating a little doubt with some record exacts about where my career was heading up. Your career with threatening words just like my instagram following rebrith zero, three, zero nine. That's my instagram handle. WHAT THREE ZERO THREE ZERO! Zero three zero nine. It's number yeah. She's the board. But unlike your Instagram, my look and style was influencing young girls and women. All over my style was one of the female fashion trends of the nineteen eighties. My instagram style was one of the fashion trends of the second week of June twenty twenty. That was my virus soup phase. My look created by miracle. My look was created by mascarpone. Cheese the look consisted of lace tops skirts over pants, fishnet bleached hair and crucifixes. My look consisted of a big yellow rubber, suit and Helmet Shield. That protects you from the Rona. And is the color of the mice got Boehner. I don't think Madonna cares about your instagram. Everyone cares about my instagram. I will follow your instagram if you stop dropping the clothes on the floor. By the way people have heard all hit songs off that album. They know every word to lucky star, holiday and borderline on holiday. That's Green Day. And I don't think their version of holiday got them on American. bandstand. I'm pretty sure it didn't also inspire people to start to dress like them either keep free styling people almost all the clothes or put away. I actually started to wear eyeliner like Billie, Joe Armstrong after a not the same, and that you started wearing island, or after will watching Billy Corgan do it in the zero the. Oh, no, that's not right. It was the boat with firefly wings video. Vincent Vinci. Berkman. Virgin you can't vintage. Virgin MTV. Of Nation I loved that show alternative nation and had bangers ball. I, was trl girl me too Laura I was once in Times Square and they showed me on TV eating a hot dog. Catch up. I'm not a fan of hot dog. I wish that I could have gone to watch here. Life once no! Law You don't understand I was shown eating a hot dog with Ketchup. I'm from Chicago and you don't do that if you're from Chicago I family. See Me and now. I can't go back without fearing. Someone is going to hit me with a a bottle. Why would they hit you with a catch bottle, the equivalent of being tar and feathered. But more. Chicago style. And you have to tell me I care. Where maybe Ukraine I go with Ukraine Ramos. You. He forgot the you in your. You know what spell check didn't correct me. That's how you spell it. Apparently, there's really a place name that. Urine. It's whatever you want. I'll go with your Ramos. That's what she said. And say. I feel you girl? My follow up album Mrs Success as well like a virgin went to number one, and was certified platinum in a month after its release number one in Germany Italy the Netherlands new. Zealand Spain Uranus the UK and the US. It's always number one in your anus. That's what Sean Penn would say. It's always poking up. It was the first album by a female to sell over five million copies. And it had a catchy title track, and also made me the material girl. That's my favorite song. Really that's because of a material boy living in a material world. But. Did you get into a little trouble with like virgin? I seem to remember some stick in the mud groups that did not like the song or video because they felt it promoted premarital sex well, that's because it promoted premarital sex. And they had a stick in your anus. That's right. It promoted premarital Urania sex. I remember watching the Nineteen eighty-four MTV mute video music awards when you perform that song wearing a wedding dress on top of a giant cake that because you're old. Actually jail! It's considered one of the most iconic performances of all time back to the material. Girl or Boy Lake me. That song reached number two on the charts and also had a famous video attached to it. Yeah, you re it Marilyn Monroe from diamonds girl's best friend. Okay, everyone, take five. I'm glad that is your favorite song of mine jail. You're welcome. My popularity was soaring and taking me new heights I started my first movie desperately seeking Susan. It did well and had the hit song into the groove. I was getting into a groove and put out number another number. One Song called crazy for you. I would perform that song in the film vision quest and watched. Seventeen of my songs cracked the top ten all while I changed. My persona with each hit seems like everything was just falling in the place. I mean the only thing missing with someone to love. Maybe she was looking for love. All the Rome plays no. and. Do you always do that always? Well I was dating. SEAN PENN FOR AWHILE ENDED UP MARRYING HIM IN ONE, thousand, nine, hundred, five on my birth on my birthday on top of marriage. I also made the movie Shanghai surprise with him. Good. Times says times even there seems to be something off about Sean Penn there is something about all the men who just walk in and out of here all access. I'm just looking for some. And some waves. I think Sean Penn is stock. His character just coli from fast times in Ridgemont High I'll know who these Sean Penn Guy. Is that you keep talking about? Hey, whereas Mr Han Sean Penn had a breakdown a couple of years ago over the alleged abuse and torture. The paper said he did to me because he is a method actor, he is now stuck in his Jeff spec holy character. Hey, they're pretty lady. I, even testified to the fact that he never hit, but it didn't help us but goalie. Why don't you go to the Stop and Rob and get PABST? GNARLIEST ideally I'm going to the one by Mystic River Sam works there. He always has twenty one grand for me. I get some milk there to buy. Was that a subtle plug for Sean Penn Movies didn't. Bury award for worst actress for Shanghai surprise. Why don't we talk about my third album? trueblue? Instead you shot right past it trueblue as inspired and dedicated to Sean Penn. was it a themed album about Punching Paparazzi? No. Well sort of mad, not really, but I had five hit singles off of it. Live to tell Papa. Don't preach trueblue. Open your heart and La Islam Bonita. It topped the charts in twenty eight countries I still instill remains my best selling studio album with salsa. Twenty five million copies I'm going to write a parody song called Papa Roach don't preach. What an incredibly odd thing to say! You know. He's really easy to tune out, is he? Yes. So. Do you want to start the next lesson? which involves windex or hear about? The blond ambition will tour. Tour please and don't leave out any details. It started in April of nineteen ninety, and was proclaimed to be the best tour of nineteen ninety, by who by whom by Rolling Stones and the world the rolling stones. Not Those Rolling Stones the magazine Oh the magazine Rolling Stone. Why didn't you say that I liked spin better, but the religious groups? They didn't like it so much. They still hated like a virgin and live performance, especially, when the male dancers groped you on stage, and you pretend to masturbate. I saw Guar do the same bit. Not not the same now aw I'm sure those same groups for okay of the performance had people killing each other with lots of Gore exactly doesn't make sense. My show is for those with open minds. It wasn't for everyone. Just don't watch it if you don't like it. Do you still have the cone boom outfits? You mean these wow, Madonna reach behind her and pulled out. Five sets comb brew. I am Brood. COMB BOO BRAS. Wait Five. That's right. It's time for the next lesson. Everybody putting on. Yes, everyone! You heard her everyone. Chris already has his on and stop touching them like that. I'm participating okay places, everyone. This is going to be a slow dance done to this used to be my playground from a League of their own, which you and Tom Hanks started nice and Rosie O'Donnell. Why would you not say Gena Davis because he'd make that face when I said Rosie O'Donnell when you talk to me, can you not hold your boobs like that? Sorry I I? Don't know what to do with my hands. Or Laura. Tell me about it. Okay? Everyone us the whole space of the studio. While you dance and make sure you brush your back's against the windows. They need Polish. So as about this time that you release your Fifth Studio Album Erotica, but it kind of up and had no hit. It didn't matter because I also released my sex coffee table book, and it sold one point five million copies, and at fifty dollars, a pop I would I'd buy a book about Coffee Tables, having sex lame, no Sabrina the coffee tables were not having sex in the book. It was full as sexually provocative pictures photographed by Steven meisel and featuring Madonna. An expert. The album had a few charting songs, erotica and deeper and deeper. That's what she said. So with other controversy on the sex stuff? Did you try different? Yes, I most definitely tried something new I tried sadomasochism and bondage in my next movie body of evidence, not quite what it meant. It didn't stop there next was the girlie show world tour in which I dress is a with cracking dominatrix surrounded by topless dancers. Then in Puerto, Rico I rubbed the island's flag between my legs on stage. The audience didn't quite like that, and when I appeared on David Letterman I cuss like a sailor and tried to make him smell my panties. I was bad for touching my. When is the redemption part? There's always a redemption part. Of Iga yes, I played Evita. Peron, apart, I was born to play. Why did Avia Perron put out a sex coffee table? Book is that we're lap. Traits come from, are they? Baby coffee tables after Mommy and daddy coffee tables have had sex I feel like this was already explained in was, but I was just wondering where laugh trays came from. I. I want a golden. Globe for that role and also found out I was pregnant with Florida's during filming your Lord's Mother Love Lord Lord Lord Lord now Lord with like the city in France I. Don't think the Lord is from France I think she's from new. Zealand believe you're right I. think that's cute that you said the Lord. All never be. After Lord's birth, you don't have to give into them I'm thinking it might be easier. So after the birth I became involved in eastern mysticism and Kabbalah Sandra Bernhardt got me into it super loud. Comedian Roseanne Star Sandra. Bernhardt with the big lips, big hair, it always shouting Sandra Bernhardt. That Sandra Bernhard yes Sandra. Don't you argue with me? I don't even like her. Name however we like Intel. It was. Surprisingly. Yes, I give me a new sense of change in direction for my next album ray of light. I took a more electronic approach. That's right. We're May William over. I'm out of this well. Baby Great. ANOTHER RANDOM DUDE! was everyone. Way I'm big cones. Don't worry about it, Can you be the deer in me? Some gum so can I'll get my favorite bran. Let me guess orbit. NO FRUIT STRIPE I'll be back I'm back. Here's your gum. That was quick. That is what she said. Yes two quick. Could you go book me on a vacation flight in a rental car? Online shopping I know just the site Orbitz, no hotels Dot Com and I'm done y'all go. It's hard to rule this guy. One last thing. Can you go check on my retirement plan for me? You know the one I have in North Carolina. No idea on this one. Thing I know price over dot com seriously. because. If you do research, you'll find out that North Carolina has a retirement plan website called orbit dot Com. Do it in the other room takes a long time to get response. Okay by it was around this time that I met my second husband Famed Director Guy Ritchie we would have a son together Rocco John Ritchie direct me in a flop of film called swept away and I would also say title track to the James Bond Film Die Another. Day You also had a cameo in that film? As a bundle of would I did not play a bundle of would I played verity a fencing instructor. Oh. Sorry. All the critics said you're acting was very wooden. I just assumed well. I think the the stance. Lesson and biography is over weight. We didn't even talk about your super bowl halftime, show or albums nine through fourteen or your other movies. There's so much more there is, but you used a groupon, so you get what you paid for, can I? Can I keep the cone Bra no no one hundred percent no oh. Don't forget to tell your friends and audience about the dance studio we will. Our audience loves group. On's okay we'll sign up for another lesson at full price on your way out. Also don't forget your stuff by the way. Does that fishbowl belong to one of you fishbowl facts? We almost forgot. Facts we really I mean this episode I'm Fishbowl FACS sure why not fishbowl fax mobile global. Anti fishbowl! fishbowl fact number one. Madonna is the wealthiest woman in the music business an estimated net worth between? The US value of five, hundred, ninety, million to eight, hundred million. She has sold more than three hundred million records worldwide. This fact number two. And July, two thousand eight Christopher's just butcher at it's OK in July. Two Thousand Eight Christopher Sacconi, released a book titled Life With My Sister Madonna, which caused a rift between Madonna and him, because of unsolicited publication fishbowl fact, number three, the MD and a tour featured controversial subjects, such as violence, firearms, rights, nudity, and politics with a gross of three. Three, hundred five point two million from eighty, eight sold out shows that became the highest grossing tour of Twenty twelve. And then tense highest grossing tour of all time out doing Mariah Carey a whole bunch. We're not good with numbers. Like a butler. Yes fishbowl fact, number four besides singing Madonna has the ability to play several musical instruments, including drums and guitar fishbowl fact, number, five Madonna granted American television show, Glee, the rights to her entire catalogue of music, and the producers create an episode featuring her songs exclusively, didn't they do like two episodes with your I? Didn't think she had that. Many socks at a now I like the rocky horror picture show at Madonna. Fourteen albums. I know. Doesn't mean she had hit songs on all of them yeah. We learned there was one she didn't have any. That's right also I. Never watched glee now. Fishbowl bowl fact, number six madonna was influenced by Debbie Harry and Chrissy Hein whom she called strong independent women who wrote their own music and evolved own. Remember what decade they were big. Speech Madonna the seventies. Seventies early eighties. For Deborah, Harry too bad. Somebody doesn't like women from the Seventies. Prima Donnas. Fishbowl fact number seven true blue was featured in the nineteen ninety two edition of Guinness World Records, as the best selling album by woman of all time beating out Mariah Carey. Always should be Mariah Carey. Shirley has three songs. We gotTA Mariah Carey Fan. We don't that's not what I was saying. He said he wanted to do. It and I asked why we were doing Madonna and he said he wanted to do. What did you say a strong I was like other. Women! I said Del. Mariah Carey like Gel strong and I know she's. She's almost up there with Madonna's album. Adele's pretty much remembered for what one major album? No. She's had one or two three. Hear. She's not Madonna Fan. She holds the set the record for the fastest selling album like she's Madonna I know it's. Like she's almost up there. With Madonna's record Adele never inspired a fashion craze. Adele never did movies. Adele never wrote books. Yeah, and she's almost going to beat out. Madonna for the top spot in some no, do you have a less fish book? Is it about Adele it. She said hello from the other side. And yet only they can only quote one song listen. I'm not going to go around chasing pavements fishbowl fact number eight Madonna opened a series of fitness centers around the world named hard. Candy fitness. Wait a minute. That was a song. I never heard of this song either. Thank you. Hold Up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up! Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman. How can you have a podcast episode? A Madonna not mention me not even in a fishbowl facts. Oh Yeah. Did you guys date for like two weeks or something too much? The. Was Too much. Yeah, it was two months bitch and she over me. Twenty million Tim pregnant her by the way was that when you were still relevant? Sean Penn. be giving you a beat down right now. alleged beatdown hand. Say you to split a double cheese and sausage pizza Yemen. Let's get away from these limos. Okay, but let's make sure it has sausage on it last time, or or why only eh cheese? Oh wondered about that. I will watch that movie like fifty. Times never saw sauces on that pizza, Cat Nui. Ambra say. He got any blunts. Kamombe? Fell walking down the street. The feet. Where they went to. Him. GOT THE BE. They got that he got beat. Those guys are going. Past the Duchy under them and SAT. Pass the Dutch on the left hand side. You're not getting edibles. No, they're going to do papers. pop top, and those things that you throw on the ground and. PAB, sure well see what you guys have to say. Yes they were. On facebook quit, says ell and EO. Is Mark going to be doing a guest appearance. That's my question. Doesn't Madonna Known Mark All right? How's Mark? Since nobody else knows? Mark Mark is the biggest Madonna family. No and he gave me three books on Madonna. Technically, he gave me two books. I Actually read! Well. That's an impressive 'cause. He like last week and we already have a script. Circle. Cliff notes version. He actually gave me two books. He thought he gave me three books, but one of them is the same book as the other one. It was just different cover. But really it's the same cover, just a different color. Created, the other ones pig, and I looked like wait a minute. Is this. The same book and I opened up. From is the same book he gave me to the same book. He probably thought he bought two different books. He probably did, but he's also mark. Who's like the biggest Madonna? Fan I know, so we probably bought both first edition and second edition. Yeah, Yeah! He went to a Madonna concert, wearing homemade. And a tour home as actually on the BLU ray DVD of the concert where they're in like the first two third row because they showed up with stupid like mass of Madonna made. Donna mass like where they took like cardboard cutouts ever face and cut out holes cut out eye holes, and one of the producers for the movie thought it was great, and they brought all of them down to the front row, so they were e- like up in the balcony math awesome. Creepy? Abet Madonna's creeped out. It was for a show in Miami. That explains it. L. Says my best. He from childhood is like legit. The biggest Madonna fan ever is it mark. Asked my husband I don't like all her stuff, not really my kind of music, but nothing against her. She's not my first cup of tea to listen to, but definitely respect her body of work. The Dick Tracy Soundtrack was catchy. I loved her and injuries. I saw like eighty eight keys. I also didn't realize that folk made its debut on the Dick Tracy Soundtrack. Oh actually of a record. Ever Seen Dick Tracy really. Fun Movie. It's. Very CARTOONISH KITSCH! Yeah, it's late eighties early nineties. It fits for what they're trying to do. Movie Right yes yeah. Never Touchstone, which was a Disney subsidiary and I remember they had the costumes for Dick. Tracy rocketeer at Hollywood studios. Movie. And I remember always looking at them, and pretending like any of the movies because every early nineties where we had to do the nineteen twenties thirties period pieces all the time yet. They also had like a Dick Tracy many show as well if I not wrong I don't. Remember. That one I know the merchandise flopped. But the worst part about the action figures is that you could only move their arms like down like you could like. Move them out everything like that, but the elbows knees did not bend is because you star wars figures in bend either news. Those Gi Joes, that changed the The nineteen eighties gi joes were changed every change the game. Those were my favorites. Laura said the floor, but a different Laura. The first cassette I ever owned was Madonna's like a virgin every word of every song. Is impressed upon my bean. I loved her for a long time, but she lost me after Ray of light. Yeah? It wasn't this Laura, because my parents wouldn't let me own an album entitled like a virgin because they were part of those religious groups Apparently people like Ray of light light seems to be a turning point for Madonna. It was not a great album. AL was in the video alley. Gee, that was after rail light. That was like confessions on the dance floor era. Like right after that was that the music no wasn't music. It wasn't got her country music during the music era. Brittany says I love that crazy bitch. I love. Mary says she seems weird always has now i. heard now I hear. She was a frequent guest on epsteins island. I don't know if it's true though I don't know I, don't know the abstain story very well so as a hot mess. Yes. Sacremento. Seriously what you see the list of names like it's just like they're adding. Everybody's named outlive. The documentaries in my queue net flix to watch, but I haven't gotten to yet I mean just wait. Well Smith was apparently of guest on that island. Yeah I think we need to watch out because I don't understand any of this. And when you go out about the Epstein island like in what they're saying. How many of them were just genuine guests? They came to the island, and how many actually were files pedophile? I was he a pedophile? Yeah I. Don't know anything about 'em well. There's a big long. Held himself, he basically was like potato. He killed himself. Yeah, he was like a pimp and he would. He would pinball. Yes sixteen. Well under Mary's comment on Facebook, there's a there's a thread of all sorts of back and forth about Epstein's so. You guys can check that out on your own. That's right key says I'll take Dennis Rodman. For Two hundred dollars Alex. Dennis Rodman was very normal had no tattoos, no piercings. got done dating Madonna and next thing you know he's Diana's hair. He's got everything pierce tattoos all over. Did learn how to dress himself after that two months of dating Madonna. A wedding dress and married himself. Yup, he had a green or orange hair at the time. Chris says not me, but a different Chris. Female Chris but Donna allow proud sexual woman and she owns it. Yes, she does. Lizzy says I liked her until she got old and her music art shitty. Basically, everything after Ray of light. That does happen with a lot of musicians or bands like it's just. It's one of those things they phase out a little bit I. Do I think it's just one of those things you know? What was it? I was just reading something about how sting has written something almost thirty years and he just Kinda went. I haven't been inspired like I don't feel connected with anything, so he just hasn't. Hasn't written anything. Would you rather have somebody who's constantly ray and putting out crap, right or somebody who actually feels like? Hey, this is perfect like where they'll do it at the right time. Yeah, McCartney's the same way. He hasn't done anything in years either live. Yes, he is. You know I saw him one time in person me to in concert. He came into a restaurant we were in. The greatest beadle. He Sang in the lobby. He's not the greatest beetle. No. George Harrison George Harrison's number two. I'll Ringo Starr now. He's number four definitely Oh pete best. Did you know that the only two living members of the Beatles, or the left-handed members know. Paul McCartney Ringo Starr left-handed members of the Beatles. They're the only two surviving members actually think this general knowledge for everybody. Everybody knows that does that mean you're only right to go out? Right On Twitter Mimi access is fun fact. Mariah Carey worked with Madonna. An unreleased track called Angel Fire. They said they said track was intended for the soundtrack of the den named. All that glitters movie. Glitter so there you go Laura Mariah Carey Oh. Never Mind Sabrina raised her hand. She saw Glenn. Letter and Madonna No. Do you like Ben Affleck with? What's he dying litter? WHO's in glitter, wasn't that the guy who finished second in the first season of American idol now with no, that was Kelly and Giovanni Ribisi now. No, but I was GONNA say. Dick Tracy did have a live show. Both at Disneyland and Disney like. How do we go back to Dick Tracy I'm trying to find out just how? Long. Do what I want. And then it switched over to Disney mgm studios so I had a spot at the studios for awhile. Johnny Echo says Madonna a legend for never letting any man to bring her career down Perelman a where music industry was male dominated Way As in terrorists, Howard was in glitter won't even know what glitters about. Didn't nobody else? Nobody knows what? Glitter about. Didn't care about that last comment. Sorry Eric Beneath the guy who was married to Halle Buried John I. Still Love You for comedy. Thanks for common. Commenting Person. was married to Halle. Berry all right phone calls. Halls right calls with S. as in multiple calls. He says I never happened. Mariah Carey show. It will be all about her three songs. Just one that matters. CARE. Heard Lavi. Dance to the music. Come on. Everbody. Music. offline Brando. Gene! Gravity. Folk. Nightmare chief from Bruder he singing. Singing he did. He did Mariah Carey cover apparently forgot what the topic was. You. Know Laura lows, Mariah Carey I, really done. It's her favorite I. Really it really is. More I carry is the female Michael Boob. Way She only. Boo Blade don't like Mariah Carey. She tried to prove Mariah. Carey was a better artists. I did not try to prove. Mariah Carey was a better artist I was just saying there were other women artists at bat have sold the lot of records. But according to the billboard lists, she is better than Madonna know. How do we listen to the billboards though? I pulled up the list on the top female artists, and she is the number, four or two salts of all time, and Madonna is the number five artists once again, I said how many Mariah Carey songs. Can you name and how many Madonna and I couldn't name any I said all I want for Christmas zeal. Butterfly, ooh, that's already one more than I can. Actually I have three Mariah. Carey songs glitter soundtrack away, and then the line where she was doing the race in, she was in the race car outfit. top-three Mariah Carey songs of all time will be her Christmas song always be your baby. Dream Lover. Yeah, I knows she was married to nick. and her cover of Aldo Nova's fantasy. They have twins out fantasy. That's yeah, it's a cover. She covered Aldo Nova. And why would you cover? Aldo Nova he had one song. Fantasy! It's a three three fantasy. Life is just a fantasy now i. don't think that's thaw. Now. It's exactly the song she did. The Sun then I think by your lack listening to Mariah Carey. You're getting the lyrics wrong. I don't think I am at all well. Speaking of getting the lyrics wrongness. Revisit the beer cooler. No way long gone away gray. Water Way. Cool Yeah Yes. Let's Oh look Sabrina Zaire's empty I. It's only so getting a wine. Don't get excited. We're GONNA. Start with you, so it's a one why ED's Orion. I didn't like it, but it was ten percent so I drank it. That's all you just didn't like it. Why did we like it? It was better. It was very sour. And bitter and it was not. It was not lovely hints of citrus. Bill Cosby. The flip of your from them, Bounden the. Jhelum wooden. Was Not good. I like I said I powered through because I, said ten percent ten percent ten percent Lawrence. Yup. Right well I'll go next. I will also give this one I thought it tasted like a stale cigar. It did not improve over time. Of all the mixologist series. This is by far the worst they've. They've been really good up until this point Oh. Yeah definitely definitely, the worst one count very disappointed because some of the. Series has been really good. It has been amazing. But. Literally taste like through a cigar in the VAT close the lid and brute something. Laura. Jails right funky. Buddha is probably one of my favorite breweries like he loves Cigar City Ella Funky Buddha, but it is never heard of either one of those. It is also from my hometown, so I think that's kind of. Sarasota! no. Tallahassee now. It's an wichita. Whatever. I'm from. US But pretty soon. I get to say I'm from flavor to. Change, the name! Originally from Washington state, but. I am from a suburb of Canada named bustle. anyways. I'm saying I'd never had a Paloma. Cocktail in real life because I hate grapefruit. Oh, that's right I. Forgot about that. Yeah, which surprises me that I really liked? The PALOMA Goes I. We have but I felt that that was more like a liquid Margarita. That was really smooth like they had like the nice sour taste to it like you've got that Salt Rim there and the today I don't know what Funky Buddha did this one I. don't know if it is an Ale I don't know if it's close to what an actual paloma tastes like having not had one. You should like this one because this is gonNA taste anything like grapefruit. Are Yeah. I know, but you know what do I have to agree with Chris. I'm not getting grapefruit in there but I. I'm getting Lime I. Think grapefruits tastes like dirty feet so for me. This does taste like grapefruit. How do you know what dirty feet tasteless imagine the smell? It's like coconut tastes like Sunscreen I've never eaten sunscreen, but that's what sounds grains as like everybody's eating sunscreen lab. See I have I. Have you put the Sunscreen on? Somehow you've eaten in some way now. Get that taste whether it's the spray or like you have to use sunscreen to eat it, so there's that it's like. And then you eat it all up. You give a number at still giving you guys. My idea of the Spearman are at what's your number? My number's is one. WHO I. Was the longest one rating versus at day Sabrina, did it? Disappears bad I, give it a one. But again it's because I kept hoping with the high ab that the more I drank the better tasting. I really was hoping that that buzz would kick in and it start tasting better on I need to taste something. I bear masters going with his review. Oh that highlight tastes amazing. It makes me forget about how bad that Paloma was funky Buddha. Paloma was not good at all. Chris said it best when he went. It's been so good that mixologist series has been so good to us. This has been an utter failure. The taste, the bitterness it just there's a point where you take where you take a sip of it, and it just hit you in the back of your throat, and you just go. There I think really like cigar. City mailed it with their Goza. Maybe they should have done a different style a beer for this type mixologist. But. I gotTA give him credit for experimenting on the different. Than doing the same thing over and over. Have you ever had a Paloma? No. I've never had a drink of Paloma like it's not something that I would typically drank beer guy, and if I'm not drinking barrel, usually have wine. Well if I ever go back on the boat again with my drink package, maybe I'll try. Paloma, just to see how nasty they aren't real. Good I can't wait to hear about that one. You had my love. which is my reading for this beer it is that's right. Wow so probably our lowest rated beer. It is one of our lowest rated beers. That well except for you. Yeah No, this is too bad beers in a row. It's pretty bad. Oh, so the worst part I went to the store after that serial episode, and I found the perfect cereal beer after that and I went well she. Now, where was this what? I went looking for beer for that episode, and it was just like dinner like cereal dinner was like the name of it and I was like. I'm like. Where was this? Or we could have scored the TWIX Twix, but tricks beer, yeah! Think. That was in a land or something. 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No 98: Elton John

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No 98: Elton John

"It was at this moment that he knew Diam Zahn. Where'd you find this? You. I now listening to the world's most popular inaccurate. And sometimes squirrel retelling of pop culture history. It's podcast forty two on the viks network. What are you doing? Talk. Sorry, no one, I can drink. Well, you should have done that earlier because it's time for our. Podcast forty two. I'm Christopher DeVos and Sabrina Pierre. I'm John Lennon. And I'm Laura. Hi. And tonight we are going to be talking about Elton John. John Lennon, not John and not tonight another night for John Lennon, or maybe the Beatles, or maybe just George Harrison. I don't I want the Ringo Starr show. No, the Pete best our. Say we just do Ringo star's all star band. Yeah. That'd be good. They're all McCartney's bans wings, Paul McCartney and wings all McCartney. No wings. No. Mccartney and the chicken wings, those my favorite version tree Dyeing's. Well, let's open up the beer, cooler, I. Jay. Is. This is a very colorful label. What did you bring? I brought from Tampa Bay brewing company's twisted strawberry fest. It's an effervescing golden ale. Brewed with strawberry and lime that we probably should have opened before the show. Yes, we are so prepared today. Family owned in Florida. Brewed. They actually have a restaurant in ebor city in Tampa that has really good food. Do we say that it was a today? Yeah. It's a golden ale brewed which strawberry and lime. It's a fruited ale just like L, John. Sir fruited. For two. Lt, you all right. We'll stay tuned to the end of the show. And we'll tell you what we think of this. So far. It's nice and light interesting. Chase that with a high lie official beer podcast to podcast for you to shameless plug. But right now, get out your pens and papers. It's pop quiz time. And this pop quizzes called, I couldn't find a C for the new Elton, John, Phil. I'm still standing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good. I love I this is what I get excited for every week. Laura has yet to crack a smile on any of these. I say I think that your best one yet. Or oh by I just watched Elton John's new standup act. It's a little bit funny. A little bit. That's a line from an John saw Faye now. It wasn't a little bit money. I'm still standing? Yeah. My favorite song to drink too. This is five general knowledge facts on Elton, John, an order of the easiest to the hardest test, your knowledge score. One point for each correct answer question. Number one, what was L John's first number one single, and I wrote what was Elton John's first number one signal. By key was Batman or something hint. This is an Elton John saw. Not like Springsteen question. We should do per sprinting. That I'm okay with that question, number two as of may two thousand eighteen how many solo albums as Elton released man. These are the easy ones food, these are all going to be hard. You said from easiest to hurt. Yes. This is a hard easiest hardest ones to the hardest hardest ones. I'm just guessing on. Everything me to question. Number three. What rapper did? Elton score a number one single with in two thousand four hint is not who you think it is. But what if it is, who I think? That's not a very good hint. This. Hint. It's not a rapper that he performed with at the Grammys. Well, then I'm glad I didn't write that one down. Or I'm leaving it probably the only rapper I'm leaving. I'm leaving the answer. Rapper? Mc I'm leaving it. Don't hit is not MC. Scott cat. Love scared. To stuffs for. And you're married to a black man what but he doesn't count. I listen more than he does as well. It's actually really true. Yeah. He listens to the backstreet boys. Most of the time whenever he does, listen, the quote unquote, ramp is just so we can go. Hey, I don't even though he listens to a lot of. The backstreet boys do that, to probably question for who starred in the video for Elton song. I want love. I don't even know that was. Should I go back and change my song, come out that song came out, and I don't know and eight? All right. We're going with this, because I wrote it down the song came out, I would say based on who the answer is the song came out at least after nineteen ninety I'm going with. That's right me, too, because he's not enough things can we do era Smith? One. I know at least SilverStone was three years. And question, number five, Bruce Springsteen's L played piano, what Holly song in nineteen sixty? And what, what Holly, buddy Holly song the holidays? Oh, god. I didn't even know that was banned. It's not only a band. But it's a an edible berry that you can't eat during Christmas. That's not a hit. That was not helpful. I have all of my answers wrong. You don't know that I know including the first one. Writing going on. No, I'm already done writing the title of the song has six words in it. Six. Mind like I don't even think I. Don't it's, it's, it's a thing. Now what it is. Now a thing. All right question. Number one, what was Elton? John's first number one, single, Laura goodbye yellow brick road jail goodbye, yellow regrowed Sabrina song. Don't go breaking my heart. No. Nobody knows the answer. Don't know. As of may two thousand eighteen how many civil albums says Elton released jail fourteen. Sabrina. Eight. The correct answer is thirty thirty solo albums. Eight thirty. It's right there up my paper. Awful lot of number one hits for only really long records. Chris, I guess, so. Guess so question number three space just thing. Nobody skipped on those h Rex. I'm still standing? Question. Number three, what? Rapid elm score a number one signal single with in two thousand four Laura. I'm leaving it because I wrote Eminem. Tiny west Sabrina fifty. Fifty cents to park, the answers to pock. He's still. Do we know what song that was? I did. But I didn't write it down way to go right next to the next question on what year it came out. But it was it was one of those that he collaborated with vaulted to pock Kreil crowd to cry to pock hologram to pock. Yes. And number four, who starred in the video for Elton song, I want, love Sabrina. Boy, George George is he still relevant. Does it? I like it to Steve Gutenberg Steve good. Virg-. Same question is he even still relevant cocoon reboot or are they making except Wilford? Wilford Brindley role seventy eight. Now, we're on the seventy nine I at least you SilverStone Volusia SilverStone. It is Robert Downey junior. I was close not close. I was closer or big in the eighties. Laura was the closest shish had an actor an actor. Again, Steve Gutenberg. Did you never watch police academy? She still relevant. Have you ever seen George in public? That's a lot of acting. Steve. Good vote should play. And boy, George's autobiography auto pick. As that member of the of culture club, and they can call it three. Are they men or I don't know? Question, number five, Ellen played piano, what Holly song in nineteen? Sixty Lor that thing you do. From a fictional band, and that from a fictional band, that was the night, or I think it was I don't think that was a real band. Oh. However, was a real record producer so jail in. Agata. Davita. And. Sabrina stand up and kiss under me. What? You said it's also a non edible plant Holly. Right. Holly, stand up and kiss under the. Oh, okay. That wasn't a clue that was just a little factoid six words. It is he ain't heavy. He's my brother. I'm still closest no. That thing you did totally on that one only four word. I don't care that thing you do by the Holly. That is. I think that's the worst pop quiz. Has ever been put on? Before read in the. Because I was so disgusted. I think it's our funniest quiz. We've done it a while. It was a hard quiz grant that the sources for the script was the guardian dot com. And that was actually an article written by Elton John himself song. Facs dot com time dotcom yoke dot org. WNYC dot org. You discover music dot com. Billboard dot com behind the music, featuring weird Al yankovic finally twenty nine dot com. Independent dot CO dot UK, and pop sugar dot com to use a lot of dot com because he's got some books coming out, but they don't come out to Tober. Can't do any book sources for him. Like he knew he was going to get lampoon tonight. One week after is movie comes out or week and a half. You know it's been one week since you looked at me. Just saying jail. I can't wait until we do our bare naked ladies episode make it. Make it bare naked. But the sad thing is the only other line to that song, I know is Chinese chicken ticket to the Chinese chicken. In your brand taken that line. That's the one I know watching. X-files LA. I hope that the humans in this one, we're not doing very negative toward, you're getting frantic tantric. Well, aren't you guys the bees news? But how do we do on that quiz? Lady. Together we could all do one week. Christos the chorus, we fill the rest doesn't even know that you just chickeny China the. And he said that wrong. I knew was has been one since shale looked at me actually been to it has been two. I'm gonna policies. All my voice is right off the bat. I'm not. I want them to be just the way they are. It's going to be. To Elton John's fifty storey mansion. Is it really fifty stories? Sure. I haven't been there recently he was doing an addition the laws. Magin it's fifty stories and covered in feathers. Fifty stories because he collaborated with fifty. Intially bitty baby grand piano mansion. That'd be the safe of his wing. The keys. All right. When you build that I want to go. Whole Miklos tan dance. If you could be a tiny dancer. If I was done some top of 'em, the regular ones, not the peanut wants because the regular ones would be more impressive. David the doorbell love. David, can you get the bloody though David? David. Nights do not answer doors. It's the knighthood handbook, it's in it. Are you? Oh, never mind. I'll get it myself. I'm coming. Let me just put this down. Took long enough. Listen here. I'm John, I'll answer the door. Whatever timeframe, I want to. Oh, right nights don't answer doors. I knew that it's in the handbook, where's David, my husband, I do not know probably plan director or something. Oh, right. Then I've got to run a large package fall out and John. Really? Yes. It's right here. See this box. Well, what is it? It's a rather large parcel, in the shape of a mirror, and it's from the mirror mirror on the wall near maker at apple orchard company while that sounds exciting. I wonder what it could be. I don't know just sign here. Thank you. By the way, has anyone told you? Yeah. The most beautiful blue eyes. Oh, why? Thank you. It's not every day that. I wonder who sent this to me. It's so big. It's a mayor. David. Why are you need help? Hang in this mayor. David. Elton Elton, John. I am a magic mirror hallmark. Hush your talk. I do talk, and I can show you your pests. But what's this out? Let's hang myself on the wall. Let's just move this windy KENDALL thing, he aside, and this rather unrealistic, looking in the genitals of nude man, eating great son, a dinosaur that's really weird, by the way, where did you get that? I would never mind and we need to move this portrait of you and the Queen eating spaghetti Buca the Beppo. Okay. Look good in your mirror. But I can't believe you're talking. I am a magic mirror. Like I said, I can show you your pest. Just read out loud. The words I display on my glass. Oh, let me see what do I want to see? I know. Maher show me mom and dad when I was a little boy. Hold on. Oh, my are you okay MIR? Oh, yes. Yes. Magic gives me into gestion okay? Read the words mirror mirror on the wall. What am I going to choose? I guess that's why they call it the blues. Tom hands could be spent with you laughing, like children, the song that made me a billion. Oh, I see my dad stunt wipe a minimum she'll lean. Just watch. Kind of two white. Dole you to pursue a career music Reggie. But you got as an all your examinations from Redford, you have a great future ahead of you. You should consider becoming a flight Lieutenant in the air force, like myself on maybe banking, baking fun, and everybody likes lollipops, but mom, but that you both have a background in music. That's true. I was a Trump player with Bob Miller band. We played for all the military, so except for the space force dances, mostly because base force doesn't exist. At this time and in space. No one can hear you played taps and I collect it records. It was my record collection is the problem of your new folly of becoming a musician, damn you Elvis, Presley, damn you Bill Haley and his comet shoe. Oh, you got the boy a piano lessons after hearing employees on your mother's piano. Well, he was playing when Aford at wells, the skaters won't spite ear. That's no excuse. I don't care at age eleven that our son won a junior scholarship to the Royal kademi of music. He also won a scholarship to the oil academy of banking. If you tried or maybe making lollipops for banks Reggie. You could be a sucker mak-. I remember that parents, do not want me to go into the music business. It's kind of where I got my love for flamboyant clothes, and looks came from. It was my way to rebel from my restrictive childhood hold on Elton. There is more. Divorce? You'll I can't take that you're such a free spirit. You know what I'm going to marry a local Pinson, aimed Fred Fairbrother? Well, if you're going to remarry, I say, remarry local while he will be carrying and put a step father and Reggie while affectionately referred to Jim as dearth where we will live in flat. Number one, a eight unit apartment building called foam court in Reggie can write songs that will that will launch his career as a rockstar won't ever. Do you do that? I'm going to have some tea, which is the British thing to do. All right. You do that their if there, why don't you tell us what you did to help? Reggie love when you call me turf. Well, I helped Reggie get a job as a weekend panel is set north. Woods hills hotel, he simply built himself as bridge iw, which is weird because his name was Reggie. Anyway. He played the cool stuff by Ray. Charles and such as well as his own songs, then formed a band shortly after then he called blues. Allah g by the day. They were Aaron boys. And by the night, they played gigs at hotel bars. Eventually they back bands. Like the is Li brothers major Lance and Patti LaBelle, and the blue belles. Remember that mic? Can you show me how I choose my name next? Yes. On the sex phone is for blue Allah, Judy Monday is dean, I an IB the focus. My name is long. John, poultry now walk plank. Why do you have any hush puppies? So what you just merged. Two names of your former bandmates together. That's the story. Oh, yes, I guess it wasn't that exciting to look back on, after all, but I did at hooky lease as my middle name, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules at that. Forget, who you're talking to. I am a night after all. Yes. So sorry, stop that, sir. Elton butter. You know could not have done anything without Bernie Taupin did. Benny we go way back all the way back to the beginning of my career. Show me my Bernie. All right. Just say the words Elton mayor mayor on the wall. But, but the Bernie, I'm adjournments. Hey, come here. I cut some the show you what is it miss Williams? Bypass my addition for liberty records. I was very excited when I saw your ad in new musical, express magazine. So did I make it, please? Please. Call me. No. You didn't quite make the cut for what we're looking for at least not yet. But I did want to pass along this envelope poems for you to look over the from a guy named Bernie top it sorry, I could help you with more than that, at the moment. Thanks. We wrote a first song together when we met in nineteen sixty seven it was called Scott crow and it was about farms, and scarecrows and Bernie used the wood. Oh a lot because he liked the word. I can see why it's so useful in so many situations like, oh, I didn't know your dress was on fire or oh I can't make it to dinner tonight because my dresses on fire or even. Oh, I should probably stop talking about by dress being on fire. Do something about it. Also, I really liked what a Tamarine could bring to a song. That thrilling. Great elton. Let's check back in on burning. She would I out and you right in the music tomorrow lyrics, you really just get me. I mean, you took the top bunk, and I took the bottom, which is crazy because I always thought you were a bottom type of guy. But anyways as I was saying, we have a great non sexual love affair. Just two of us. Good night, boys. Just the two of us in your mom boys. Just the two of us and your mum and this really is a tiny flat for all these people. Thank goodness. We're working so hard on getting out of here me writing lyrics and back bedroom. You fitting all my words beautiful melodies in front of an upright piano in another room kind of weird that we can't be in the same room. Right. And things isn't it? But it works for us how we do it. My lyrics your song your song that gives me an idea Elton Elton. That's all right. I'm kind of tied myself. I'll get some sleep now and just write it in the morning over breakfast. I know what he did when he gave me the lyrics, it was stained with coffee, which is weird, because we're British it should have been stained with baked beans, and regret of forefathers. So that whole time was just sort of a stream of consciousness thing. Was it pretty much Bernie would write whatever he felt and I would be I would Jerry rig it into a song. It was working falling. However, we would just spinning wheels plan on other people's records Bernie said that we needed to be performing in America, audit and want to perform in America, but Bernie insisted. Now, we are the savior's rock and roll in America. We went from being nobody's to Brian Wilson for the beach, boys. Hanging out dressing room all dressing room. We won't even come on your girls were a British blokes Baruni. Don't forget about me. John Reno Elton's manager. And I love her. We know John, we know I just didn't want anyone to forget. I'm John's firs gay lover, right? Got it. Lover that's me gig gave rat the bowl. That all happening span of three weeks. It was crazy. I'm writing in my diary at the time. Woke up watched grandstand candle in the win went to London. Bought Rolls, Royce, Ringo Starr came for dinner. It's a miracle. I held it together as long as I did. I you talking about your new love. Let's look at that. I didn't say I was proud moment in my life. I was working so hard that I didn't have too much time to think about it. I was always onto or making a new album all eight of them. Of course, what I did go off the rails that happened like missile as well. I was a real working. We know remember what I just showed you. Well, that was anything but PG team. But I have another PG thirteen life. It's not like after Greg quietly come back to my hotel room only glass of wall milk, and the gideon's bible for company. No one forced me to do drugs, and drink. In fact, more than a few people tried to warn me was how to control it took a family, huge f it to get yourself notice for taking too much cocaine in the music industry, nineteen seventies today. But I was clearly prepared to put the hours him but you had people who cared for you people who were concerned for you. Maybe we should revisit that open read the words on my glass if I'm most. On the wall when I was down. I was your clown. I gave you my heart every redemption has a stud. Damn put myself in rehab again. A soak. Glad you came to visit. This is this has to stop let you have your costumes, and you word blassie's, Andrew crazy hats, but you're cocaine and drinking has to come to an end. Okay. But any you're right. I will stop on one condition. Elton on new what you're going to say. No, you don't Elton. Come on. You know it's a good song on. Let me record the song and I'll give you give up cocaine for good, fine. Thanks, Ernie now, there will be no more. Breaking of anyone's hot sing with me Bernie. Nobody knows it. When I was done. Oh, I was your clone. Dogo Bergamo hot. Okay. Elton. Let's check you out here. Stuck with me. He was relieved and happy when I finally got help it remember that quite happening that way. Right. Talk few liberties. Do things I didn't know you could do you married. A woman in nineteen eighty four her name's not important. What do you mean? Let's take a look read the words out man on the wall, so goodbye yellow brick road, even though I look man. I married, my sound engineer and friend. This is a lovely Indian restaurant took me to Elton. Yes, it is. And busboy is so hot. Are you talking about road? Oh, no. Of course not. I only have blue is for you, darling, marry me. Yes. Of course, we will marry send Mark's Anglican church and Dowling cuss and Sydney Australia. A Lavelle vite silken, lace vetting gown and a gold, hot shaped pendants, featuring sixty tweet diamonds and I will wear the same thing. But nothing and I will give you a baby through as wedding gifts. What are you doing here, just hoping grandbabies since he said, you a Bye-bye sexual Rolling Stone? I was worried. I would never have any grandbabies. I didn't realize you hate it sex. What's talking about your mama's doffed? She thinks you all by by sexual. Yes. Someone who said by sex as and I don't want by fix mom. I told Rolling Stone I was a BI. Actual. That means men and women. Oh, well about Philly, but I, I am relieved that there's a chance for babies, you do know how to make Graham, right? Warriors marriage. And then we got divorced at the time I thought, I've had enough boyfriends, and that's not made me happy. So I'll have a wife that will change. Everything. I loved Vernet. She's a great girl. I really loved her. But, you know, it is one of the things I regret most in my life hurting her. Glad you know her name. Well, she moved to the country. And a lot of peaches and was never seen, again in the public eye. Yes. But let me see happy things now. All right. Read my glass. On the wall. Just of lead in Tommy Rod, Stewart, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole DEA my offered it to me, and it looked like a big mess. The euro. That could be Chris. This is Pete Townsend Rudd Stuart turned down the role pinball wizard and Tommy, are you? Sure, you're not interested, pay your calling me personally often the role, I would say that would be Chris suicide not to accept I couldn't possibly say, no price. You would have to be an idiot to turn something like that down. Again. You. Well, I do admit that I've spent a significant portion of my of trying to deliberately annoy Rod Stewart that time was completely accidental. No. It was. He's might be a little soul but not all relationships with other singers. Where's tumultuous rods is mine? That's right. You and John Lennon had a pretty strong relationship that Neo say, so him and Yoko made me the godfather to Sean could we take a look at one of our first collaborations just say, the words whatever gets you through the nights? It's all right. It's all right. At least John and I never had a fight all keep filling with this song, but it's not coming up quite right. What are you doing here, just in the neighborhood thought that by song think I could put a piano to that? Sure love it. I don't think I've ever seen. You play before you really are great musician, the way keeping up with the rhythm changes and adding to such a loose track. Thank goodness. I'm not just a pretty face. You know, I can sing too. That's have you lay down some harmonies. Can you play the organ by chance? Yes, but I'm the worst organised. That's all right. It's not like that's going to make a difference. For me on the only be told that hasn't achieved a number one single, I'm in Ringo's had to I mean, he's not even the best Beatle. He's not even the second best careful a Rolls, Royce, and then had dinner with Ringo, not that long ago. Trying to say is it's not really go into matter how well, you organ skills, are it won't make a difference. Imagine only made it to number three on the billboards make good deal. If the song, whatever gets you through the night makes it to number one on the Billboard's, you come and join me on stage at New York's Madison Square Garden at my thanksgiving show. Deal. You know what when whatever gets through the not made it to number one, I gave him a ring to remind him that to his credit, he showed to my concert, and sang on stage with me. That was pretty awesome of him. Bad ended up being the last live performance John Lennon did before he was killed speaking performances that killed didn't UNM do a song together. We did that was kind of a controversial twists as it was. Assumed he was homophobic. Well, you do know what to do read those magic words, I can see what's happening and they don't have a clue. I'm an Emma's misunderstood and is really feeling blue. I keep getting attacked by the media for my Lear. It's being homophobic, what am I going to do? I'm not homophobic, personally. Just my lyrics are now Daito is sick and can't perform my song. Stan, what me at the two thousand one Grammys the sucks? I know what I'll do alibi. Jonah sing stand with me. Instead, then maybe afterwards, we can pick up some how women I would love to perform with yet two thousand one Grammys, but I can't pick up women with you on gay. What you're gay. Boobs. Benny and the jets now. No, it's electric boats boots boots, not boobs. Well, let your are totally bad as I don't care what your sexuality is. So will you do this on me? I got your back side. Just joking. I Gotcha back. I don't think you're homophobic. I'm not in fact for your wedding. I'm going to get you. And your husband to diamond encrusted, cock rings on a velvet cushion. Thanks. I've done some crazy stuff, but never diamond encrusted Cochran. Crazy. You really hope show that embracing diversity of all people, regardless of sexual orientation, is the right thing to do. I just find it funny that the bloke didn't know I was gay. You know it's not funny diamond encrusted, cock rings. Can you say out? She on my Willie. I feel that was really supposed to be more of a symbolic gesture than a practical gift. I knew that I was just kidding. They've gone on used okay if you say so, so while we're on the subject, what about you and your husband David furnish having kids late in life, oldest Zachary and youngest Elijah? You guys have been through a lot. I was sixty three sixty five respectively. It's hard to play Halsey of sixty three sixty five by the way, back issues, I was more talking about the documentary tantrums TRS the one day filmed during your maiden England who are what about it. Well, it certainly didn't put you in a good light did it, it made. You look like a selfish and out of control. Diva plus the number of outfits in that movie G, you outfit, the whole state of Rhode Island. It Rhode Island was into sparkly pants. Well, lots of people told me how was insane to allow that documentary to be released, but I loved it because it was truthful. There are moments in the film, where I'm completely disgusting and awful. But then I, I was discussing an awful, and there's no reason to pretend otherwise. Well, lots of people told me I was saying to allow that documentary to be released, but I loved it because it was truthful moments in the film, where I'm completely disgusting and awful. But then our I was disgusting awful. And there's no reason to pretend otherwise now by the time the documentary was released you and David had been together for a little bit at new. Yes. For about two years. So I fully trusted him in his vision, although to be honest, I felt that trust from the moment we met at a dinner party in nineteen ninety three. Or maybe it was when we consummated relationship the following night. Well you don't waste time. Do you, when you know you know, I would have married him that night if I could have, but alas couldn't get married. It was illegal in nineteen Ninety-three. And fact, we couldn't even enter legal partnership until two thousand five but December twenty first thousand five the very same day sieve the civil partnership act began to apply. We're one of the first same sex couples in the UK unto civil partnership. And then finally, when gay marriage was legalized in the UK in twenty fourteen we were married, who how that's crazy that you guys had to wait that long in order to get married. Yes, it took less time for me to be knighted than it did for me to get married. Seriously took maybe thirty minutes to an hour. You know is the first openly gay musician to be we could go and see for ourselves. But one, maybe one of those bridge versions, you did earlier, you got it. Just say the words out in that will take us back, and it seems to me, you lived you live like a Campbell in the wind sitting somewhere alone on the bay. Now, the citronella candle will not keep the mosquitos away. We are today. Tonight. For his incredible brilliance substituting, the words goodbye Norma, Jean. Four goodbye rose this remake of the song. No. How well it took you. It's my divine right tonight. Anyone I so too? Except but will be my nightly duties do I have to answer doors. Ever. No. And I don't have to do anything else. I don't have to sit at the roundtable, discussed axes or anything. Strictly for show. Okay. Do I get all more anything? What were you can't if you want, that's up to you extra? Well, that I'm going to get some Almer and I'm going to the hell out of it. I'll be the first night to joust with a federal boa as an God. Use use your ears. We don't joust anymore. You may have two times of c do that. Sort of rubbish there. Yes, I will be John of evil times, great-great-great free. Let's move on. Let's see. Who's on the list? Yes, Anthony Hopkins. See brought a can of beans with you. Thank you mayor for show me, so many things in my past. I've seen some of the best parts of my life, and some of the worst fake we have grown close out in you and I so do I. But wait, there's one thing you haven't shown me, and it's a pretty important part of my life out in, I don't think so. I think I've shown, you everything. No, mere you haven't you haven't shown me the day. You and I met Elton. Elton year right now need for magic words this time cliff gaze into my frame. Miklos day. Mccloy Tony day. U-turn more. What? It sounds like to me close it Tony. Had enough of who's the BAAs today. Ngelo samantha. I think that Queen sounded sexy. Tells your sounds in real. That's why. She's so quiet. She doesn't talk a whole lot anymore. I don't think I could never meet the Queen. There's so many rules when you meet the Queen, I would, I would mess something up and they would yeah. There, there are a lot of things they would everybody pretty much messes it up the clean, just, you know, I don't think anybody's ever actually passed with flying colors on their Queen meetings. I would plant a kiss right on her forehead that would probably get you thrown into jail. Get those guys with the big tall hats. To a Newt to think God for Monty python. When are we doing that? Christner gonna fight over the women. No more British episodes. I know there's one slated doctor, who's coming up on that one out. I can't wait for the money. To sit down to talk this time I could play Terry Gillam. Hey, go. What do you think Terry? Okay. On. We're gonna give Chris coconut. Actually have those coconut while I'm there at my mom's, but I have money python coconuts. Yes, I do their carved out and tied together with a husky of a coconut. You know we did a race. I the medieval race. And she looked at me and said, you're not getting coconuts for the race because I wanted to run this ten mile race with just running behind every. Do you want to tell the story where everybody met, John Cleese, and Eric idle? But, you know. This story has been talked about on the show about once or twice. Well, let's hear what you guys had to say about Elton John on Facebook KiKi Joyce, yellow brick road was the my first eight track. Yes, I said, eight track doored every song on it played it so much finally got eaten up by the stereo Elton. John is a prolific and consummate talent rocket man. Indeed, eight like the number of records. Not eight records, but eight track one of the worst forms of media ever produced. If you wanted to hear the song, again, you had to drive around. Plate again unless you get really good at folding paper and putting it in their skip. Or sometimes the song started on one track. When? Waited a couple of seconds and then started again on the second track. That was my favorite when they split the songs like that David said. So, yes, I am a fan since my first concert of his July fourth at the Foxboro stadium. Nineteen seventy six bicentennial Elton flying into the sold-out stadium in a helicopter. It was shit. Florida hot. I was sixteen and my mom didn't want me to go. But to seniors invited me I was a sophomore. I believe the British fan Slade opened up along with a few other acts road road away turn turn. Sorry that was slate doco. Breaking my heart was number one, and he was a hottest thing since the Beatles. He came up from the floor addresses a silver statue of liberty torch and all, and we were off. He was like this other worldly creature, then a God to me in a mystery over the many years, fifty sixty concerts stock him at hotels. Finally meeting him in person. I realized he was just like everyone else with all our insecurities, and when he came out as gay, I realized it was even more like me. These days have grown tired of the hits and don't go to concerts, unless it's a special one or he is promoting new material. A love his new stuff. Now, more than the classics and I also listen to have weekly on the beats one rocket our where he introduces me to new artists, and at seventy two is a disease is evident is more energy and more projects to Broadway bound shows. Coming out new album in the works the rocket man movie he co produced with this husband and a three year will tour. So, yes, I think it's going to be a long, long time before this rocket man, retires. So Dave, it's not a fan, not on, but you're also a fan Lor favorites. I'm not as in depth as David as a fan. But I do like his music, David actually was telling me that he's been in touch with some of the people that were in the script like the Ray guy. I think he said, and, and some other people so these huge fan Elton's okay for me. I don't turn them off the radio. But I don't have any one of his eight albums. I just wanted to compilations all eight of them. I wonder if The Lion King councils solo. No, because other people saying on it does, but he did all stove needed all the music. But I couldn't be solo because knowledge on. I don't know her real name, Nala, and Simba. That Matthew Broderick. So to Simba wasn't. Yeah. Thomas. A younger one, but Matthew Nathan lane also sung on the Elbe them. Right. I can hear what's happening. What new don't have a clue. Trio's down to to. All right. He was a young more hard. Very nice. Thanks. All right. Save it for the lion. King. Assode really done. I feel like fitting, he didn't sing any of that. That's what I'm saying. That's why solo album. Okay. Point taken. First call. I know and anything to say on L John not really fan. I was wondering, J, L could really need a bedtime story. And. Read it to me in a voice. So. There's a request for you. I'm in. The cat and he asked for the cat in hat. How is? The cat was like. Pop. Right. Agreed as that head. You know. Redford's bluefish to sure. Go. One fish two fish is not sure that's one of the longest one. Not if you know you start Dr Seuss, and he's my favorite author, by the way you start him. And you think it's going to be a short book, because it looks like there's only one sentence on each page, but the hundred and fifty of page and you realize it's a long book jute jot. Gac spac. He was doing smack. Loan doing cat in the hat would do way better than the Mike Myers cat in the hat. Boy, that's not to do. I really enjoy that one. Shrek as cat. It was great. Well, why don't we do our fishbowl fix than fax? Now you can start us off floors since your nearest the fishbowl. Worried that makes me. Every. New bed about. I think the Queen needs to make appearances. All right. Rod Stewart, Freddie Mercury and Elton. John wanted to start a supergroup called knows teeth and hair a tribute to each of our most Mark Doba remarks upon physical attributes I wanted to read that one. You told me to go first Elton became the first. Rock x four behind the iron Gooden. Toby of eight shows, like is our rooms. Which is now Saint Peter's bird school in me, Mateen, seventy nine. He sounds like a muppet. Or is? Yes, he's a muppet of my. Elton john. David Bowie's friendship had a falling out after Bowie referred to him as rock and roll, token Queen, and a Rolling Stone interview, John released four albums in one year or L. That's happened career. Those albums were tumbleweed connection, friends, the live album seventeen eleven seventy and madman across the water between October nineteen seventy in November, nineteen seventy-one. Let's just say originally, had six written. We were doing it by the year. So John his name, most of his Panos after female singers, including instruments, named for Retha Franklin Nina, Simone and Diana Krall lifelong, sucker fan, John became president and later, chairman of the Waterford football club in his hometown. During the height of his success in the nineteen seventies and again sporadically throughout the nineteen nineties. I read that like Pete Townsend. John is accepted fees in excess of one million dollars to be the performer at weddings and two thousand ten John performed for radio talk show host rush Limbaugh's reception, the money earned for these types of events are donated to the Elton John aids foundation. The performers charity devoted to funding and researching treatment for the disease the they're getting close to having a carefree. Yeah, the cared it, but it's not. The long-term. Yeah. One person so far has been cured. They're still doing more tests, make shirts. Yeah, that's pretty. That's pretty awesome. But if I remember reading right it wasn't like it was like a hard, cure, the need. I think they still need to perfect the cure, but they did it. But it wasn't just popping a pill. And there was a lot that led up to that. But he is currently testing negative for aids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My turn. Yes, let's you want to talk about aids. No. I'm good. I'm good was an interesting Tibbett put in there. Finding a cure for aids. And hopefully somebody going back, one day listening to this episode and in the future be like. Cured that like ten years ago? So, yeah. Yeah. Thank god. We're still relevant in ten years. Will be. I'm so glad the magic mirror on the wall told me that. Your song was first released by American rock band. Three dog night in March nineteen seventy on their third studio album. It ain't easy. John was an opening act for the band at the time and allow them to record it. They did not release it as a single as they wanted to, to let John upcoming artists have go with it. Cool. We listen to it. It's, it's different put the same. Yeah, yeah, it's really weird. Like they didn't put any different twist on it. Or else is still a bit better? But it's very close. The two versions are super close this very big piece of paper. I have for the last fishbowl fat. Now I'll read it. I don't like a lot of words though, so I don't appreciate this and it's a good thing. You're on a scripted. I hear eating Dr Seuss's my favorite author. All one hundred fifty pages of hop on pop. Helen was authored the lead and Harold and Maude in nineteen seventy one. But it was on a very big piece of paper. The full you. Hard. I never saw Dustin Hoffman and do know who knew very popular got a call following. It's got a cold because it's about an older woman younger man. Get Dustin Hoffman played Maud. Yes, but court. Yeah. Actually think that could have been Elton John. Let's, let's revisit the spear. All right. So so long ago since we said the title, what is the spirit it is twisted strawberry fest from Tampa Bay brewing company. It's a fruited ale who wants to go. I I'll go first. Is not. Harmful. It is not. Anything that is crazy. Good. But it's not bad canditates, like a jolly rancher that has set a glass of water and his kind of lost its flavor. I will give it a three because it has no aftertaste, which is always important to me, but it's not super strong on the strawberry or key lime either. Like I said, it's harmless, it's, it's not bad. But it's not doesn't really have stand out flavor either, so three for me to bring. Yeah, it's getting a six because I could I those would be gone real fast. Because there's no like the Afridis for me. Wasn't it? It was like nothing really. I mean there wasn't a whole lot of flavor but it goes down. Really for me. Hey. So for me it would be a six. But if I was going for a bureau ale for like quality, it'd probably be like a four. But for drink ability, I mean I'd be done with six and then I'd be like, all right. What else is? I went down pretty smooth. But it's as far as flavor goes, it's, it's not real strong. Like Chris said, it's not. You get a little bit of strawberry. I didn't really catch a whole lot of lime on there. But I drink it, I'm by it. I'd consume it all day long right, Lor. Mine by it. But if it was given to me, I could drink it. Yeah, it's not really a strong flavor of anything. Not even not even a beer, strong flavor new do get flight, hints of strawberry. I wouldn't even go to the extreme of a watered-down jolly richer. It's less than that. I was creating visual I understand. But like it's still too strong visual. Maybe you smell the strawberry while drinking water like. And you're like maybe there's strawberry and this now it's sitting on the table because it didn't make it in my drink. But I lead, I would I would rate it a four because I could drink it. I wouldn't go crazy and down six of Mike Sabrina. Pretty crazy, like I could drink for these of it was the drink of choice in the room. So, yeah. It's pretty harmless. I didn't need to chase it with highly the official beer podcast forty two. I also did not even need a case it with my sweet tea, the official drink of Laura. It was pretty harmless. Like you just drink it, and you don't need anything 'cause there's no flavor. All right. Bear master the first sip a thousand little rough. Because all I got was like a sour taste at the end. But after a while you get a little I like the little strawberry sweetness at the beginning, and then the sour kicks in so I think it's good. It's very smooth. I think the first sip actually caught me by surprise. I was expecting a little something a little more. But drink ability, wise, very smooth can easily down six of them like Sabrina side. But flavor wise I got rated a four because it just it was good. But I'd like more from the flavor isn't say, we could split three four packs, could split three four packs. Yeah, she's takes eight. I'm taking. I mean I'll. Okay. I'm gonna go get myself a four packs of brings getting the rest because, you know, she's still going to be thirsty after those six. But I give it a for. It's good. I just think it needs a little something more. I don't know if it needs more of the strawberry or needs more of the lime. It's, it's just nice so you get the sweetness and the sour at the end, but no aftertaste. It almost needs more beer flavor. It might actually something more beer flavor to it. It was surprisingly lack of beer flavor, but still very good beer. Well, the AB ever. No, it's, it's not on here looking for. I've been looking for this entire time. And. One hundred percent. Yeah. What does he drink those six? Done. It was candid in February of this year, though, fresh water downstream now. It's not even watered-down strawberries, strawberry sitting on the table. You drink water leak you smell it from a distance. Yeah. It's a ripe strawberry sitting on the table. Strawberries. Well after that sip Laura can you help percent AB? Okay. That's wow, that's it. That's it. Which is actually above what a normal beer is normal beers, usually four two to four five. Okay. Shopping offer. That's a two point eight. Really, that's it. Yeah. It's mostly seltzer. And that's what you hate it the other day to me. I didn't hate it, but it wasn't I probably never get again. It's gross. I don't like it. I enjoy it. I got pink grapefruit one pink reprove. Now it's regular grape fruit Norval yet. The regular everybody can get everywhere rose. Yeah. I like grapefruit. Did you have the lemon one that one year when they had it at food and wine? No. Yeah. They only had one year. I enjoyed that one. Yeah. That was good. Okay. Who do you think? Elton John uses the buy tickets to an John concert, who will know one because that's just a weird setup. 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Bonus Ep: Superheroes And Aliens

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Let's open up giles beer cooler where we going to revisit a previous beer aw j blue. It's okay. This is what the fresh from a while ago Don Brewing Company. It's their twenty six point two brew. It's a beer brewed rude for marathoners for them to rehydrate and have beer at the same time we originally rated this beer on the Conan O'Brien episode Code Laura. You gave it a five. I gave it a three point. One Nicole gave it a two and jail gave it a four because you are only going Eddie a five K. Is that why you gave it a three point one. Oh very good. I didn't even realize that Oh you didn't know long among us that sound clip yes you could have. I I still can't I think I can do some minor. Re Editing and still tell us that see how it goes. We're dying about one hundred episode. If you haven't heard it listen to it. It's hilarious where we revisit ourselves pretty good and my. Farrah's impersonation was spot on. I thought my James was great. Laura's Nicole was amazing and Sabrina. COULDA worked on her Sabrina. It was it was yeah. It was a little pitchy there in the Middle Dog this before the show probably should've I'm so sorry. My leading skills were a little off yeah. Concentrating so much on the mandarin didn't worry about yourself. I know sorry to disappoint like that. So my prime forget at this episode. David Gilmour likes me because I spent so much time preparing for the hundredth episode. I didn't prepare offer this episode. I also have something to bring now. Oh awesome well. I was going to the bathroom. I picked up my copy by John Morris of regrettable superheroes which came in the latest Luke Kurt lucrative which is funny because I had decided to cancel lucrative 'cause it was kinda getting the same old knickknack stuff nothing new yeah and yeah but then it's under me and I'm horrible at canceling anything so we still have it and then you got this loose must lou crate was great. It came with a book about the League of Regrettable superheroes and regrettable villains along with some other knickknacks stuff but it was something different this month so it's really happy with them. I'm GONNA tell you a couple of the names. I'M NOT GONNA go into much detail because I don't want to blow up John Morris's book book. You can go out and still buy it. I highly recommend it. It's pretty funny but I'll give you the names of some of the best superheroes that he listed and Maybe maybe a quote from him. First one is a superhero called seven eleven and apparently he fights crime but he fights it from behind bars and jail he still in jail so he's a mob boss. Yes they get leave from seven to eleven. I don't know but the book comes a picture of them and then there's a whole blurb of about him and then like a comic book panel so so he fight bad guys by giving them strawberries slurpy when they want to cherry spoiler alert. It's the same steph sweeten sugar. It's just ice and sugar by the next Superhero. He probably couldn't name him him today but he's the black dwarf. I thought that was a villain de does he look like he sounds. He kind of looks like a No no this gopher vendetta he should be like ring a watchtower or something like clock tower like he's a bad hunchback Notre Dame. The next one's called the bouncer Sir but he's dressed in like a Roman Toga. I oh I tell you why pictured the bouncer. That's that's how they are. At the gay clubs dubs please just time. I was bound set of the tally look. He's got some styled hair sporting the toga and the sandals. He's running like he's on pay watch. Maybe that's the real reason he's a bouncer on the comic book cover. It's written written your favorite pinup. Not Deli there you go Everybody needs a villain like that or was he a superhero. He's a superhero radical level who are with his name became a super villain because everybody started to hate the bouncer he will let me in the club. uh-huh why because he's a bouncer who is this one. I don't know it's one of the aliens from v Neck superheroes name Doctor Hormone Ramon a thirteen year old girl. I have one of those villains. Living rounds were pregnant woman. He looks like he could the on the series madman. Yeah it says Dr Stop Death. I can stop it. I will increase the size of your army. I'll make your solo soldiers immune to death as Dr Hormone Doctor Hormone could partner up with Dr Vampire. Oh well there you go yeah. I don't think he's a vampire but that's what's his name. Dr Pam fire then. There's doll man and doll man is small. I and man's wasn't that a movie. I think it was but bless you doll man the movie. Didn't he like control. People know he like Dow man. The movie was like he was from another universe and he got transported to Earth but when he got transported to Earth he was the size of a Dow. This guy's the size of doll to Oh he fits in a shoe. I knew a little old lady. That can do that to our kids to next. superheroes name is dynamite third the war. He came out before thor. This is like the Nineteen Thirties he's in the Nineteen Forties Act oh here. I thought it was store after he kicks depression to my favorite superheroes the is who's actually just a giant. I oh well that's awkward. Komo News Fake Craig. I blinked job sites by initiating everybody into a staring Aaron contest and he always wins he lost he gets best bedrooms. His weaknesses fight scene off and put truly feet the I. I gave them pink. I mean all you have to do is go boop in his eye and then you win. I lost up anything. Stop you from doing that. Let's trim this one's has it was written by teenage boy. It's invisible scarlet Arlit O.`Neil. Their tagline is better removed my clothes. I can swing freely in the ring ninth. I said that last night to they want a beautiful girl. Discovers has the power to become invisible. There's bound to be plenty of adventure. Well you know the and then if you don't like naked invisible ladies there's lady Satan ooh intriguing. I think we would be fun and if you don't like ladies Satan. There's madame fatal her but she's an older woman madame fatal so I don't know if that implies that she's going to die or she's GonNa kill the bad guys. Moon girl sounds like she could be fun but I don't think she's going around pulling her pants. It was going to say she mooning people and of course the superhero that everybody fears mother Hubbard. We looks like a witch. There's nothing in her cupboard exactly exactly like a witch. I'm afraid of her too. As we established in previous episodes I like food. She fights crime by telling you short short but uninteresting fairy tales supreme is a superhero all my spirit spirit animal over there. The coarser is the fun superheroes nightmare in sleepy. That's the old dynamic duo before Bam and Robin so are they made Mandela goes away superhero superheroes although they look like villains love heroes that look like villains well nightmare looks like a cross between Zombie and a skeleton and sleepiest appeases boy wonder and another one of my favorites is Pat Parker warrener's that Parker what war nurse. Why is she wearing a mask if everybody knows who she is she's wearing a mask with the little cross on it. So you know that she's a nurse. Who was that Pat Pat Parker I know her but she's one of those nurses that has low cut blouse in the stomach showing so we had to get get her mask from somewhere because that's how they were nurses in the nineteen forties she just had to make your own off the wall. Bring Pokka House and in an unbelievably in nineteen forty two the introduced rainbow boy. Hey He seems to be out of his time period. He should probably be around today as a superhero with the bouncer but he stressed all in rainbow gear. He's got a Rainbow Helmet Nice I'm not seeing how this is a regrettable superhero though and if you don't like Rainbow Boys and not a for you the near speed Centaur Centaur but apparently fasten tar. I'm a fast horse man. That's what she said. Got Spider Queen Queen. I know that person and then I don't know if this was a comic book. Put Out by the company but there's Zippo like the lighter. It looks kind of like the lighter. He's got lighter wheels on his feet. Do they spark the could spark and he's got like his if you look at his head it's it's got a wheel on its head like he could turn it and spark. Oh so it might have been one of those advertisements. I would have been like Kemira fire boy. There's be man Dan and brain boy. I think we've run through most of them and it's going to say I thought you weren't going to spoil the whole book. No spoiler leaving pages out. I'm GonNa tell about three of these guys. seventy-five all the descriptions but the last one is brother power the Geek really does I heard of that character. I think they had a real. I like it. I remember hearing about that. One and I thought it was a joke that the sound is groovy. It blows my mind nine and he's from Hippie. Land came out in nineteen sixty eight. Why should he not be from Hippie Land Yeah Power and the GEEK so maybe I'll l. Do feelings all villains spoil the whole book like he did the superheroes. I didn't superheroes relapsed. Oh no there's a whole half book left and I didn't read any descriptions of them just their names true so I would like talk about. Have you guys heard about the area area fifty one. Oh Yeah we've been talking about through well. Where do you think I got. The idea overheard at area fifty one yes. That's what I recall. Most of my regrettable decisions who all you guys are making fun of me. My friend has been sitting me area fifty one so this is what J. O. will say. He's saying he doesn't care about the just keep them yeah. Everybody keeps means coming yeah but we've been sitting names back and forth the past couple of lays me in my one friend. Christine at work so I just have a quick question if you are the government in charge of area fifty one. You don't think you're not going to be totally ready now like I would be talking to put all their guard down like giving everything to area fifty two. There's no way I would make it all right but I tell you just be like. Oh Yeah Oh yeah because even if it's just a joke don't make it look like you're ready for correct government. Yeah just sit back. Have everybody back there because you know their guns can shoot like three thousand rounds of seconds so I'm already build a wall. They have fencing like that's GONNA stop us. Yeah six six hundred and fifty thousand of US going up to a million now. Are we really get this at least another nine. Hundred nineteen thousand are interested in attending one of those interested once guys just look. I was GONNA ask how many million millennials because they say they're going but they're not go in the moment. They're close to one point. One million people have pledged to find out what's at area fifty one and I do believe isn't Chuck Norris apart of this group. Is he like they don't cancel chuck North there. They posted a bunch of those. It's like look here's cantor okay. Let's go the rock yeah. My favorite was the Danny Devito post of saying yeah. They can't stop a massive dog. You know who should stop the area fifty one raid and it's not the government. It's that town. That's near area fifty one. Has You kidding me seriously yeah but you know what if the town stops adopted keeps. The nostalgia keeps the mystique going right because what if there's nothing area fifty one in the town stops it everybody's I. I think there's something still there. Exactly what do you think is an area fifty one. There's nothing in area fifty one and the town's going to fold area fifty. One is a funky deep in the heart of Clermont Florida. I think it'll still like if they were to read it and get there and there's like nothing. I still think there would add to the mystique and there would still be like no. There's stuff here. We just have to like they missed a washed so it's like Geraldo opening opening the faults and that's one of my favorite memes David Copperfield making the statue of Liberty Disappear still mirrors. Did you see the main with them in black and they were like oh we're going to raid the area fifty one and they're like you guys do this every year and they're like no we don't because we don't remember this picture of them holding the nebulizer like you guys do this all the time just saying totally a possibility now. Do you think there is alien stuff in there. I don't know but I think I think this is also a great time for them to if they plan to take in all these people and just turn it into a giant party. It's called burning man well except now it's alien man how did does anybody know how did alien. Fifty one area fifty one alien fifty one area fifty one fifty first alien fifty one yes if you notice the mash up up. If you listen to one hundredth show the mash up I did is mostly you correcting because you know what none of it was actual like you correcting him from the show was just regular you correcting him. That's why I married her because I'm always and why he was walking around with a tape recorder quarter last week but how did area fifty one get dismiss teak of area fifty one. Does anybody know 'cause it's ed military bunker in a mountain in the middle of nowhere the X. files so I'm sure it's not the only Roswell Roswell know area fifty one dollars around Uh area. Fifty one was around before the X. Files. Will it start. Didn't I mean I think it started it started probably after like world old word too and I think they were testing a a type of stealth bombing plane in that area and everybody fifty thousand the war in the middle of in the middle of Nevada desert and I think people who did end up seeing it thought it was a flying saucer blame. LSD St that also could be yeah and I think they tested nuclear bombs out there too yeah and so there was some strange activity in that area that people felt and weather balloons that people were mistaken for Aliens I don't know I I guess I should do some research on that and so just coming in blank Maimi but never really thought about until this moment of how did area fifty one get that Mystique of were were housing aliens random military military people making it look like they're doing something when really it's a training facility. Probably I mean I don't think Donald Trump could keep his mouth shut about see I saw that too and my argument to it is the president doesn't know what's in area fifty one. Don't we all remember from Independence Day. The president didn't know so that they had alien technology. I trust bill home in more than I know bill. PULLMAN IS MY president don't so he the location reportedly got its name when in nineteen fifty one the remains of the alleged Roswell. UFO said to have crash in nineteen forty. Seven were brought to the base in two thousand thirteen. The CIA issued a three hundred fifty five five page declassified report detailing the birth of area fifty one and the U two spy planes developed tested their theories the spy that's what I I knew. It had something something that we're finding the fighters Dave Grohl salt well. There's another area near there. I can't remember the name of because I tried to watch this area area fifty two no it's like it's like a number but it doesn't say area but there is a documentary on Netflix about this guy who busted area fifty Juan went to the media and everything could make it to the documentary is actually a pretty boring but he's widely believed to be telling the truth that there is a spaceship in there like all the alien people think this is the guy that dude from ancient aliens no real yeah. I remember watching yeah and he said that he was brought in as a team. I think like he went to like seven. Oh one or something to to be interviewed and recruit it to go work and like what is it when they reverse engineer something they were going to reverse engineer are the technology that was in this alien spaceship and he had drawn like detailed super detailed drawings of the different levels in different things that were inside of the spaceship and there's like he he claims to be this was it not physicist. Bob Lazar Yeah but he he claimed to have those agrees but when they would call the schools that he claims got his decrease from he he wasn't ever on record of going because it's like they like everything has gone about this guy and his his engineering degrees and whatnot will was they couldn't defined in the school records but there is pictures of him at the school like in the school lab and the same with him in whatever that business that hired hired him he was in the the like directory for the company but the company saying Oh. He's never worked here but there's proof of him having worked there but everybody you talk to. He says he hasn't so. It's like this cover up. So what I'm hearing is the best way to get out of my student loan. It's it worked for areas for area fifty one. Yes yes delete all we ever but I'm wondering and how the government would have if this really big giant cover up. Why wouldn't the government tried to get rid of this guy because he went to. He went everywhere declassify somebody to make them look insane right because now he looks crazy as opposed to you actually get blood on your hands together crazy ten foil wearing conspiracy theorist it doesn't but that's a lot of people but but the government also discredits everything they say with them releasing these quote unquote declassified papers. They're like see this is. This is what's really here. Exceeds been declassified this is this is what's really going on. We have no idea of that's really declassified information or just that you wrote on. Dot cast forty two yeah. I don't trust him. He's from Florida Bob Lazar Yeah Yeah Yeah. He's from Laurel Springs okay. I don't trust him. He's the original Florida man. They didn't have too much trouble. Do like discredit them yeah so maybe there's some time they've just been working on like discrediting. The state of the art doesn't take Addison Addison hard discredited member where the Penis of America so how many people in this room believe in aliens or alien life forms or other forms on any planet. I'll go without someone I think with as many planets are in the universe and different galaxies. You cannot say that. Earth is the only one that has any sort of life-form on it like you can't why would there be all these other planets marbles cuddles playing marbles now there. I mean whether whether you believe in creation are you believe in Big Bang or whatever it is. You can't have this vast universe and have us be the only life forms you can't. FBI Letdown I mean I think we're too far away to ever make contacts to ever make actual contact right right but I'm just I think we kind of have to think if you believe in creation than God created created this whole universe at one time so wooden any other life forms Kinda be on the same page. We are now. They're not going to be able to leave their solar system them. They're not going to be more advanced to us. Why do they always have to be more advanced. I'm not saying Vance. I'm saying they could be different sorts of bacteria and Amoeba that are in other parts of the world world fungi whatever but there's going to be another planet that has life-form on it or they might be on the same page as US and not able to explore that possibility because they don't have spaceships either. That's what I'm thinking. That's why I'm thinking. Nobody's discovered aliens because they're not any more advanced than we are. Remember Martians sounds like moles and they live under the ground they find those those holes in the surface of Maya and there's Water Chrysalis or something which I would think there would be the the the basic elements I think would be found on other planets. I'm not so excited about them finding water crystallised. I don't don't think that's any big discovery. I think I think what made it a big discovery was. The fact that that proves there could be life support it on that planet. I think more of the bigger discoveries that we actually got there. We actually landed there wants to put up people at once we can put a man on there and not leave. Matt Damon Amen. We left behind. That'd be impressive to the fact that we can grow potatoes to survive on hers. If we we have to the Irish even up to be intelligent life to like. Everything's got to be at our level or more advanced. I know that's what I'm saying. There could be because I feel single cell organisms but why can't live like star trek the Gorn the lizards and everything like that like why can't there be just like regular other animals being somewhere or anything like that essentially what I was saying yeah. They're not necessarily more aliens out there. It's just a they're not to be like your typical little green men or anything like that. Let's super advanced technology and right yeah 'cause I don't i. I think if there was a more advanced race race and they've made it here. I don't think they would hide their presence right. I don't think they would stick actually maybe they would because they're just gonNA. Watch the drama unfold. We're for threat happened. Maybe what you got. You've you've been elected and just joined us and assimilated. Wait what if we were the events alien species from a different planet and Our species crash-landed here and that's a spaceship. That's an area fifty one and the first group of people that landed here populated this earth and that's why we as humans are different from other animals. What if area fifty one is actually run by dinosaurs what have assimilated with us? The only way to see Liam is by wearing these special sunglasses. I came here to kick as you run up the bubble gum. It's a great one. I have I own so good in hell came to frog town but that would be an interesting thing theory about piggyback off Laura's would if the big bang was really us landing here and just destroying all life forms at that time but we weren't as advanced as that's that's the media the meteor shower was really right was actually a bar alien race crash landing on earth and destroying what lived here right what if if we accidentally destroyed earth because we couldn't find our spot for sound acoust- It was just some dude directions and he just landed wherever yeah I mean that would be an interest and then as time by comes from I mean in the movies are all advanced racist because it'd be pretty boring movie to look at this worm. We found log okay. What if it took you over like you know like it's got like special TALLEC. Pathak abilities are pretty sure that's what all nineteen fifties horror movie scifi movies are about as well they should be. I think that's the movie slur is about two. That's a great movie. That's what's his face from yeah when he was still a racist homophobic. That's true that is during the bad tweet storm of that aw hey but he made it his weights guys. Let's of course everybody changes. I mean let's let him what you say. Ten years it goes on the person something worse you everybody changes or evolving right and Florida's Florida. We are not mad. We are DEVO. I just think there could be there's too many other planets galaxies and whatnot for were the only ones that are here here well in all fairness. What if we have actually like. We don't know if we've gone someplace else and just destroyed things. Were really good at destroying destroying things here. What are we what if whatever originally our original planet wally and we destroyed it and we had to find another one. You don't think it would keep record word of that though we want to like. Why would we like to get rid of things so we don't remember we have human nature to try and I'm sure somewhere somewhere. There's documentation area fifty one like I feel like that's where we put everything so you're so as one is where we crashed our ships to destroy this plan to after the end of the day when the raid happens whether they're real or not there needs to be documents hitting every single note that we just talked about people questioned even war like their actual government documents but have them dated from different decades that different presidents signed off on what you guys are saying is that the caveman made rocket ships and then came here. No I said they piggyback on it because they didn't have the technology they had on their planet close concussion over they had to start all over so run yeah so they built spaceships on another world right but they didn't have the same kind of material came over here the crush -sorship yes yes. They realized they can't get back because their ships crash right away there it. They can't repair it okay so they took off all their fancy space alien closed until they realized Mater Botte data. Why wouldn't they travel in a loincloth or whatever like maybe planning travel in the most constricting clothing possible all night. He traveled comfortably loincloth next time I go on a trip blowing cloth. I dare you to try to board the plane on a loincloth. Now you kicked off the plane because she was wearing to top. It wasn't even a tube topic covered everything. She was completely like covered but her shoulders were there and the flight attendant said you can't board this plane. It was Delta Right. I think it was Delta while she was they were boarding. She came back from Jamaica instruments boarding from layover so she was on any Kirby in vacation dress in like a romper that was sleeveless and the flight attendant says she can't board unless unless she covers up so she was wearing a robber like what you typically while we record yes records in Romper you can't. I can't recall sleeveless anymore. Well I mean you don't want me to do the show a saying. I mean but I don't. I don't have to real yeah but I mean. I don't know I think overall. I think who's to say what's but here's the big thing is when you've got supposedly over a million people that are going to raid an area like. Do you think they're gonNA stop once they get in there and be like hang on guys hang on. Let's let's let's take the Selfie long solving but let's get to take only go through all of this material in these drawers. Nam You know they're just gonNA walk for the tubes of aliens that are sitting on the side in round spaceships. They're not GONNA win. They're not there. That's when the riot happens right and they start flipping desks and things you know what's going to happen. What happens all the time because it's just human nature absolutely nothing everybody's going. I'm going to go to the party. I'M GONNA go to the rate and the day of the raid calms and they're like. Do you really want to see this. I get your next week to watch net flicks so so I just want to sit in the house and find out for me. Ten people are going to show up in their robbers. Don't you dare jail. Don't you dare and it's going to be nothing. I don't know I mean I think like two people show up. You're like timid. They can't stop taking cancel. The group invites surveys to organize a potluck Brunch and all the ten PM. We're we're GONNA show up. They're all going to be holding ten bags. Lay's potato chips. Where's the guy who's going to bring the coast. Capri Sun was going to bring the potato salad or it could turn into into a giant festival like Woodstock Woodside. They expected. Nobody and everybody showed up yeah they eventually unless you make it a free concert because rated that I heard the only alien there is going to be a little wayne. That's why he's he's dropping out of the blink one eighty to concentrate now so he can headline the area fifty one show. That's my little Wayne Impersonation. That was now now. Isn't that the same guy now no. It wasn't no jaws three funk. Oh you have here. It's like it's in three D eh three eighty. What was that was it. What was the grouping that the party the thing that we're supposed to happen in the Bahamas or Jamaica or that fire Fest Fire Fast. Maybe this is going to turn into just like a giant fire fest. Did you watch the documentaries. The documentaries are fascinating. That's what I've heard. I have not watched it because I have two small children that don't let me watch things and and I can't remember they're still trying to finish stranger things. I'll can you hurry out start them. There's two documentaries ones on Hulu and one's on net flicks. Am I on Hulu lose one but one of them has where one of the shows promoters gay and they run out of water and like workers and they send him them to like the whatever agency will provide them water and wood and they tell him go over there and offer to suck his Dick and they'll give you water and I was wondering where him being gay was going yeah he was like how's it going to do it player right. That's what he said. I'm a team player and that's the best part of the documentary. He just pauses. He's like I would have done it. He didn't have to but he's like a would have done it but that was a cluster a huge which cluster I don't even know if they had even acts lined up but they sold all these tickets booked out this island that couldn't hold all these people will and like the day that it was supposed to happen they're setting up like lawn chairs and pup tents again from Walmart and all these people show up and they're like Oh my God. This is horrible warble talk that was going to happen what start actually Ashley had act like they had a whole thing set up for like the the anniversary of Woodstock Okay and then they realized they didn't have the funds for it so they were like Oh. Hey We got all these acts that are going to do it but we can't afford to do everything we can't pay that. We can't afford the amenities anything like they couldn't do anything they really. We're not GONNA have water. We're not gonNA have any like there's no bathrooms. No food anything. There's like we gotta cancel. Sorry if you tried buying a ticket. I can't even imagine try to put it on something like that. That would be impossible possible. Like how do you even plan or put that together. I mean that's just amazing. I think part of the issue. Is that like say back when Woodstock originally happened when people were just bringing their own shit. You know what I mean like an hour days. People were like wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait living. I'm spending fifty dollars and you still want me to bring all of my own shit. I'd rather bring my own shit yeah. At least then I know how much it costs and I'm wondering like you know seven dollars on a bottle of water yeah fourteen on a on a can of beer and I think part of it is is is the fact that we've become so reliant on everything being included in the price that we pay for something that might have been Lollapalooza S- fault because because I think that might have been the first one that Lollapalooza I think that's also the first one that wasn't just a concert but there's other things going on. It was like a true festival you get tattoos done and there is size stages where they had other acts that weren't musical and they had you know food food trucks and all sorts of store tour yeah warped tour came after though dinner yeah but like. Lollapalooza warped tour all those yeah. It's there were other things one wasn't just like here. You GotTa Watch this one main stage and see who's on there. It's like hey we're going to show you some up and coming acts that could be on the main stage in a few years once upon a time when I lived in Chicago my friend and I I S IKA had decided to Ethica Yesica Yesica was her sister Noah date yesica would not wanna take no no her brother's name is no just ah there was always a pause like before. He said he's like no a but we actually do. We got out of work because we will. We told her manager like listen. We need to go to Lollapalooza. This was back when Kanye West is still starting out like with gold digger and stuff like that. We're like we're planning on going there but you guys scheduled us. Can you please just somehow range so we get the day off and she was like okay. I I figure this out for you. Guys so day shows up each other and we're like. Do you really want to go to this thing now. I just wanted to say aw and instead we went and watched movies and then we were like. WHOA Christie's going to ask about this so so we came up with a quite a few good stories how we went and didn't get to see some things because big dude was sitting in front of us and stepped on feet and shares out and then we had to leave because you've got injured. I don't know if I'd want to sit through twelve twelve fourteen acts no no 'cause it was not an and at the time like we didn't part of the problem was is that we didn't realize that we were going to need to book tickets so far advanced because this was as early on one thousand three close two thousand. Maybe five two dozen six so still early on in Lollapalooza leers early on yeah. I mean that was like what thirteen years ago yeah. That's how early early in Lollapalooza life is. Why look that the two thousands the math doesn't add up in two thousand? I know like started off early nineties but so it only been around for like talent it's ended and now they only do like one date in Chicago and that's it yeah well. This is the first event date was in Chicago in nineteen ninety one so about ten form by Perry Farrell of Porno for Pyros and Jane's addiction it was it ran annually until nineteen ninety seven and was revived in two thousand three see. I wasn't wrong. It's still early on. Haven't you been to Ozzy Festival. Yes how many bands earn that well. Let's see the main stage when I went had seven or eight acts and then there was there are two sides stages that had like seven or eight ax and there are probably about close to twenty five thirty bands over the course of the day and how long were you there the whole day like when did like ten. Am till like midnight and each band like you know you watch the year I went was two thousand one and I like to call it the power hour and a half because they had a revolving drum set so the next band could just start right up the main stage next question because I've gone to see to axe the first act plays it takes forever for them on the flip the stage over lame as fast for my lack of patience in between acts because they had it nailed down like they knew what they were doing and I'll never forget it because it started off you want disturbed Lincoln Park and Papa Roach all in an hour and a half that they play the band no ninety really minutes of just straight music where it was just like the one ban left. They left the stage. They revolved the drum set. They came out. They put the one like little thing in front of the Speaker Speaker so you saw what who the new act was and they played for a half hour and they got seven eight songs in yeah. All of them were in their first albums and it was great mud. VAYNE HEADLINED THE SECOND STAGE WITH DROWNING pool and union underground being the other two acts the the main acts for that Ozzfest were original black sabbath headlining Marilyn Manson slipknot. Yeah those were those were the big three. I thought Matzos face was dead the guitar player no no for Black Sabbath no roads that's he was Ozzy's original Solo Guitar Player. Okay but Tony I owe me is the guitar player for Black Sabbath. Okay and the site the site stages played while the main stage play the side stage played and you could go over to the main stage because they had some lesser like they would put on some lesser acts that were just coming up but we're worthy of being on the main stage so they had like crazy town. Zach wild the band was there and all that they they had different acts there but it was great because as time though sometimes news but they were on different ends of the pavilion that you were at you know in front of one set of speakers. You're not gonNA hear anything else. Around you know seems like he he could no but the later the show went like the big headliners like Marilyn Manson slipknot each got an hour when Ozzy came came out with Black Sabbath. They played for two and a half hours. Wow that's a long time to be outside especially it was it was ninety degrees in Toronto. I'm blacktop yeah. I will never forget it what it relates to sit down. No not really stand for that entire. Ti You could go sit on the ground somewhere but you'd probably lose your place yeah so during Lincoln Par Papa Roach in disturbed that they were going to be going from like three to four thirty so I stayed stayed in the front the entire time they came out with hoses to hose us down because it was so hot and because you guys were rioting. We're not rioting Mashi. It's called the mice pick out going okay usually get hosed down your rioting hose you down ninety degrees out to Canada water water in your candidate a with us because Canadians are nice used to being in Orlando in ninety degree weather. Nobody hoses you down here. They didn't do that when I went to warped. You're like it was your job to go get water. If you WANNA go get water. They weren't hosing you down. You had to go get water. No it wasn't all right well. Let's I review the beer. Let's revisit. Oh no good a way gray. Am Way mellowing away cool perfect so I'm GonNa Start because I gave it a three point one and I'm actually bumping it to a five. Is it because you only drink half of it. No I don't know why I rated it so low. It doesn't have an aftertaste which is one of my criteria has good flavor. there's nothing enroll with the spear so. I don't know what happened that day. this is a good beer. I'm giving I'm changing my rating to a five. What are your well. You can definitely taste to see salt in it. Oh maybe that's why I like it yeah. It has that saltier taste to it. I'm going to give it a five to. I like that point to now just the five also she hasn't made it to ten K. status yet. Now Yeah come on now. No six point two. There has gone five. I like it It's for me she's drunk the alcohol but I'll call it no I like I I like this. coriander added sure why not Soleil descriptive. It's amazing. It's like you're reading it off. The can put it in there Unicorn on the cinnamon and sugar that means nothing them the Unicorn corridors the spice. I'm a white girl not basic It's not a it's not a real strong beer more percents it's good. It just smoothed casing beer. I drink six sixes the rating. I have a lot at home homeboy. It is right. Mr. I'm sticking my rainy before it's a fort really nothing's changed. Nothing's changed for me. I think it's the coriander as salt like it just you can have four and then I'm done. I feel like I need something. What more flavor little happier yeah I'm biased to. IPA's days. It's just me just like sea salt. Things like you can put that shirt on everything from me. Ability right I I will put up by frakes shoot. What about regular like table salt. I'm like nope up. nope sorry guys in my kosher salt in my grind or on my table is Himalayan Sea salt. If you WANNA grind right into your mouth give you. You're telling me when you're on Grindr. You have your sea salt with yes. I love grinder and carry my seat. I have my profile the land the profile was climbing Everest Himalayan salt so here on Grindr. I'm going to top you off off with it. Nobody appreciates her. You know why they'd be like all over uh-huh ton off at sea salt on it. My profile says I'm married to a woman with four children but I know you guys have hit on now. exactly the woman doesn't have children. I feel you need a little updating update. I have four children and I'm married to there you go that sounds better. Maybe that's why they don't like for Berry good time. This guy has no uh-huh grammar skills done no see-saw common there. I thought it was a run on that all the time. A run on him hale all right well on episode. You can catch us at area fifty on September Twentieth September Twentieth Wheel Gotthard Cassie live participated. Can we go podcast. Why from whatever you do the city was yeah there and the diner that has all the stuff. That's like every alien I just pleasure Guy Who's probably really an alien looking at US guard or you here for area fifty one stormy and I go no. I'm just here to podcast about the idiot skeleton. What if that entire town is actually run by aliens. ooh I set it. It's out there. I'm probably never coming back. It'll be the next episode. We'd have to subscribe on me. I might be fine then. We're good yeah doing in live shows and that's something I want to explore but it took us two and a half years to get the sound right inside a building. That's also on his Greider. Oh Chris I can. I can add onto that because we on September nineteenth will not be too far away from Roswell Nevada. Are you going the Vegas now. We're going to California spending. I'm saying every just push our fight back. We can go to area fifty one on September twenty I would we'd be number five and six that showed up well. 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No 120: Sam Spade The Blood Money Caper 1946

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No 120: Sam Spade The Blood Money Caper 1946

"It was at this moment that he knew damn son. Where'd you pine this some? Just make your dreams now listening to the world's most popular inaccurate and sometimes squirrel Jay telling of culture history. It's podcast forty two on objects network. It is now time for podcast. Forty two I'm Christopher Devos. I'm Sabrina Pierre. Jalen rose I'm Laura Hi News I know. She's are fully artists for tonight because we are doing another old timey radio play. This one is Sam Speight. Show who SAM spade. Show the blood money caper and this was originally recorded or released on September. Twenty ninth nineteen forty six separated the name and the date. I saw that I didn't call it the SAM spade. Show the bloody the blood money caper date. I like flooding money caper days. The last couple of one of these. That's happened if you're familiar. It took him four episodes firm to take that job away from us on the fan. Like everything else. So if you're not familiar with what we're doing tonight what we've done is this is a real radio play that Took place in nineteen forty six. We have divvied up randomly the parts and we've assigned each part a random quirk that we've picked out of a fishbowl but before we get into all that fun nonsense let's open up. Jails beer cooler media all right. We all think this is some familiar. Jail says it's not it's not because this one is from cigar city during the last time we did it it was from Funky Buddha. It was part of their mixologist series. So but we're doing another Margarita. Goza are. We sure that was part of their mixologist. Yes yeah I know there was one part of the mix elegy series. Yeah it was the one before the White Sangria because there was a watermelon beer. We did and it was terrible. I don't think it was even a goes up. It was watermelon sour. I believe I don't know you. You can always look on our website like I could've before we started this but I didn't because we have all the beers listed by all the episode. Trust that I everything I ever drank. I can't believe they trust me like that for the record. I never really trusted you. I just wanted to try the beer like cigar city. I'm in edging with city. One I like the can though do you like to do. It's got the Margarita. And they're the lime. The salt goes and flamingos. Yeah informing goes. I love. I love how they do their can't it's always got a little hint to Florida in their little little nicer background. How will you save can because I was going to rate it really low but I'll read it medium now. It's a three right okay with that. So how a rate the beers is we rate them. One through six based on six pack one being the worst six being the best this makes sense to everybody in the world except for one lone Canadian in Kissimmee. Who's now practicing social distancing? But he's been practicing that for twenty six years now so the rest of the world catching up. No Yeah. That was a stinker. Apparently I'm laughing trying to do the math. Only twenty six years social for first eight years. Yeah I don't know how old he is. Foul methane hold on. He was social for his first twelve years. Because I'm just GonNa Guess these thirty six you know. He's the same age as me. You know. I mean if if I'd say a little more than Sabrina are Laurie Age. They all can't be winners or as young as me but right now on this show this guy in the world this is Sam Spade. The blood money caper and the hair raising adventures of Sam Spade. Detective brought to you by the makers of wild route cream oil for the heya. Oh I always forget. I got a while before my car so I can laugh at all these quirks until I I always forget so I would like to do this in the middle of the show but these will be unedited and all the sound effects will be done by US or mainly Laura Laura Turns Laura for sound effects. Hey ally half the sound sound. Like good luck guys makes it even fully ordered holy? Holy whatever you say fully I say folio so speaking of sound effects bring bring bring. Bring Click. Wait a minute. Why did we bring in making those picking up? Okay Sam Spade Detective Agency Hetero Coochie Coochie Loo- i- it's me coach go. You're so cute. Sammy the spade his it over. Who was behind the battle drummer? Easter beat? I'm so glad you picked that I gave you. Do you have gas? Do you need me to put you over my shoulder. You're you're back. Well I'll tell you about it when I get there. What a day even had a fight with I guess you could call it a mommy. Everyone knows you like anyone woman. You're not this one sweet buns. Sharpen a couple pencil sweetheart but not you. You don't handle the pencils sharpened one end. Those are only for adults. I'll be right over to dictate my report on the blood money caper Dashiell Hammett America's leading detective fiction writer and create a spade. Dr Aud broiled private eye and Williams. Baya radio's outstanding producer. Director of mystery and crime drama. Join that talent to make your hair stand on end. What the adventure shows of Sam? Spade presented each Sunday by wild route. Cre- More your non alcoholic ton. Nick that will put air back in place should again grooming your neatly naturally. Don't way you want it. Why does the girl turned thumbs down on a man? Here's one very important reason why you. According to a recent survey ninety seven out of one hundred girls disliked command. Who's hair is either? I'm capped or to slick down so don't look that way. Spruce up what the wild route cre- Moyal grooms yeah hey neatly unnaturally and as our survey shows. That's exactly how girls like to see non-alcoholic wild roots cream. Oil contains lanoline the suing oil. That so much liked the oil of your own skin four out of five users and a nationwide Dez preferred wild cream oil. Your like it to a lovely am. Nissen. Oh wait and now wild. Wild rude brings to the The greatest private detective on them all in the adventures out CEO GMS bank was that the themed journals Mamie. Oh sang she. She did hurt. Shoo them them you. Wow these battles pouring sound like somebody giggling inkling Google Google to do you need a pacifier. You sound like you're upset anyway. Yeah all of it but there's a hole in my pants pocket. Come on shake out of Your Pencil. Wait. You shouldn't have a pencil here. Have this Cran instead. Look what I got sick Sandra. Do you need a nap? What is going on with you? It's okay let me let me tell you like this for this report you'll need one that writes under Humphrey Bogart put it on. Our best stationary is going to be the president of the Golden Gate Trust Company. Ooh what's left of it ready? I'm always ready. Say Am okay. I know you can't write. You're too young but here it goes dear. Mr Newhall may consider this my final report. There's nothing more I can do or want to do from here out your daughter. An is your problem. I know kids can be a problem two weeks ago. You're you retain me check her movements. You suspect it. She was seen a man known as red. O'leary y'all said you feared. He was a quote disreputable character. You were right on both counts. On the night of September sixteenth. I picked up the subject. Your daughter at the blue bottle bar and grill. She shouldn't have been there she's way too young. She should have been in her playpen. But that's beside the point. She and Mr O'Leary were seated in a booth in the rear in high chairs. Punishing the Phony Scotch. Way Too Young for that. They should had milk but never mind. I'll keep going. I kept a plan on them and during the next ten days they met regularly at the blue bottle which is more appropriate. Because I'm sure the blue bottle is for somebody of younger age. They never went anywhere else. They just sat and they Goud. That's IT and talked. Read listened is routine continued until last night. I tell them to a joint call. Big Flora's on Telegraph Hill. I cooled my heels outside for a while then I went in after them and say saloon noises including went the trolley. So after those inserted. Sl- noises quieted down floors Lou. Gin Mill Hill gone on less than a month. Those going strong there is bottles and PASA fires everywhere. I drifted over to the bar through a fast case around the place. No local guns strictly an out of State Mob O'Leary and your daughter were there and aside booth was again sitting in their booster seats. They floor herself pin me with a look when I entered. She probably had gas as well. She stood at least five. Ten in my stocking feet had to be tough birth broad-shouldered deep bouza MD thick armed a pink. Accordion pleated throat and handsome. Brutal face chess get into town or are you on the local talent. I'm from Casey. That makes happy. Kc Toby Over Movie Booby Louisville. He still eating jute now. What's your name? I got a dozen. You like little morphe- morpheus dead. I know I was with him in the busted caper. That croaked him. He got caught up on his beer bib. He gave me his name before he died. Wow that's so you might. You must be a right guy. Shake Comey Oklahoma. Temp DUMP dump. Dump dumped temple out. That was to beer cans being pushed together. Softly what's the matter kid? Now you soft come on this calls for one on the house out of my way. Popadopoulos big nixing. These herself the boys from Kansas City. My Bartender Popadopoulos Papa. Who pleased to make your coins. Was there anyone out here. Particularly you wanted to meet how about the gold plated Playmobil over there. Hey That's red O'Leary's property miss new AU- she came in here slumming. I think they call it. Heron read looked at each other and dairy. That was a look love. I think they call it. How about YOU CHECK OUT LISA? Instead ten terrier might encourage trouble. You shot up. Don't back in Latin thought. It was just supposed to be a sock. There must be a bunch because it's a sock so please no no don't be again. Stop Shaking Baba Popadopoulos. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at anyone tonight. That's good it's nice to see you. So happy law. I go to see imply it? Shed takeover honey. I gotTa talk to this boy. Back Blue Point yes flora will. Why did you not around like that? She barely can walk. She just learned like last week. Ain't you got a union. What can I do? Who's The gun? She took in the back room. And why isn't there a baby gate up? To some gangster brochures name is Vance blue point. Vance would that's a cute nickname and wonder how their parents came up with that anyway. Quite a few guns here this evening. There's Patti the Max and seen him. Since the days of the old beer mob fat boy Clark cokie Harmon depth frizzy blond dame is angel. Grace Cardigan isn't it? Believe me. Here's a criminal? I always know who's a criminal. I've been watching David drifting in here ever since that night that Read O'Leary came to San Francisco must be a new daycare center. Read Larry the big gun please. He's nothing I know. Nothing of such matters any idea. What's the CAPER? I'm working on it. But I have no idea floor no Florida's no anything. She likes anybody that you know. Gives her money and brings it into the place smart baby that Flora yes. I must wait on a customer. Excuse me Looked up. They'd Floros measuring her against the wall and then she came out of the back room with Blue Point Vance. They laughed about something and he waddled away. Then floor went over and whispered to an newhall looking a little frightening and got up. Followed her into the back room. Wobbly Legs Red gave her a reassuring smile as she disappeared through curtains. She almost fell over. I went over to reds table. Why do you on a archie? The cutest little thing. Do you mind if I sit down. He I'm It looks like you don't says somebody didn't put you in a car seat read. Why don't you leave the girl be? This isn't her crowd Laura Folks BE I don't know mind you your tailing their assets though you make you or live but Let's keep it form. Oh sheer will be. You know or not underwater right. Okay this Larry Lattes. Who's the boss baby of this mob? Moreso? Aw Don't I line is bad. There's not a face in this room. That doesn't have a picture of it front view profile with a number under brought to you by the number one the letter A. I do Um me because my job and daddy's have jobs. They have to go to work so that babies can eat and my job is to look after an Newhall Gore. Uh Oh I had if you say she needs red. You're making a nineteen page script. Take twenty six pages but she needs it. She's drinking too much of the formula and is beginning to show Moore a SNOB. Are you Sam me? You know it's not nice to call people's names you'll learn that when you're older but why should a kid that's got everything? Throw it away for what you've got. Which is nothing baby rattles pacifier you? How do you she throw away? A are dire sham. I do indeed read. I do indeed except I'd be on a list. No LAUCK SAY I. I've been keeping the straight in you ever since I left shit all. Do you think I'm a whale? Is that while you're talking to me like that. But is that what she told? Is that what you told her war? I told her and that As Walleye I'm Tivo you couldn't be that you're rushing and newhall because you know. She knows her way around the Golden Gate Bank because she was pushed. They're in a buggy. Wants is it. I do raw fish and NI thing. You lose your head Sam me. You couldn't blow the Golden Gate with a bomb. You know read. You might have a future working in the DMV. Am I know one day? The time locks are sprung. She's a smart babe or she might find out from her daddy. You use your had Sammy. Montgomery Street is craw name with cops. Bankcards who can lay their hands More heavy artillery in thirteen seconds than this Ma ever saw in their law using watching too much electric company. Guys have been crazy enough to try it. Ma- this guy. Good good boy good. You did good now. What about an newhall? God why are you saying my name? What do you mean what about an newhall Hamas her spayed? Oh Hello Little Miss and Newhall Sam does zant a A Godson and God like I don't even understand why you would waste your time talking to a sneaky. Gumshoe like him. Oh my goodness red anyways I love. I like talking to him. You got any of cheer action. Well absolutely not read darling. I just thought maybe you thought you had to be nice to him. Because he's working for a father he a he. He's warror key you well absolutely not. He is not Mr Spayed. I'm so sick and tired. Being followed around bread is very well qualified to protect me. And if you don't leave us alone I'm going to ask him to protect me from you. Do I make myself clear hosts? Somebody needs a nap. Okay Sweetie I'll call your old man in the morning until am on through change your own diapers and willing to tell them why I'm through. Yeah you tell them why. It's because red threatened you. I suppose no baby cakes. That's not. Why the wise because you aren't worth changing Went home and tried to forget and newhall. I did pretty nearly but I couldn't shake the hunch I had about the mob and big floors place all those babies in one spot. I kept thinking about them about your bank. Mr Newhall Your Bank and the bank that faced it across the street on Montgomery contained a good part of the cash money in the city of San Francisco for daycare of cheap guzzles to knock over every one of those banks would be like splitting Gibraltar with a BB gun that they should be carrying bb guns. But supposing the cops are really masterminded a hundred really tough Babes might crack both of them at once. I counted thirty in big floors alone. And they were still coming in with full. Diapers was acute. Hunch really cute. They were so cute. They're chubby cheeks but wild. I decided to sleep on it next morning. I was reaching for the phone to call you. Bring bring bring bring when it rang but being bring yes. I just picked US phone. Ooh Spe this. Is Taylor new? Oh you must be sucking on the helium. Yes Mr Newhall. I was just going to call you about your daughter. S Mr spayed about my daughter. There's no point in your continuing on that job. I've decided that Mr Leery is all right. Do you feel in all right this morning. Mr Newhall sounds like you need a nap. Yes Mr I've Met O'Leary young just a minute. Is that Alright Nassir. Ass- in the background. Newhall them thump. Thump thump shoot co proprio. Mr Newhall is sounds like a very light wars going on. Where are you calling from the bank? No I decided not the grew into the to do. You're a lucky man Mr Newhall. Oh I'm looking out the window towards Montgomery Street Mr Newhall and I can barely see your bank for all the gunsmoke. Oh what is that? I can't I can't hear myself after all the over all the crying. I'll call you back. Mr Newhall couldn't see the bank building distinctly but the block between Kurmi. Montgomery told me enough. Tim Police Squad. Cars were piled up near the corner and the cops have been mowed down as crawled out of the wreckage. The bandits has started caper by knocking over the garage where the banks kept their big wheels and they moved down the lawn the law as fast as they could or the lawn they both. They lawn the law. A police grenade blew one of the trucks sky high and the cops mood in another fee yards but the babies had thrown up a barricade behind it held their lines guns chattering grenades exploding lightly siren screaming lightly in the yells of the badly men is all like the soundtrack of quiet on the western front the Battle Montgomery Street had begun the mega-guys of wild cream oil are presenting blood. Money and adventure of Dashiell. Hammett's famous private detective Saleman Spain in Jazz. Twenty one I can some love for you. The reason why more and more men are using wild route three moyal all the time he mainly because wild route cream. Moyal has the advantages that men expect from a fine head. Tonic without the disadvantages. They sometimes find guest. That's the gist of it. 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The Battle of Montgomery Street was over on the desk of my office. The afternoon papers screamed news of the Siemens National. That's what it says. Search Siemens National Golden Gate trusts? That's what it is. I have the maturity level of teenage three year old double looting in five colors the returns holly yet but the scores stood at sixteen coppers knocked off three times that many wounded and twelve innocent babies bank clerks and the light killed. Ooh That didn't mean for that to be darker should read ahead bandits. The ban is this is. The bandits had lost seven known dead and thirty one prisoners. The others one hundred odd had made a clean getaway using ordinary big wheels that were easily loss and traffic. I was reading in the newspaper as reading. The newspaper guesses as to the size of the lute around ten million dollars suddenly the door erred. There's man how. Hey Thank Oh. I still don't know what's wrong with us here. Put This vicks vapor. Rub on stay here. She did me. The robitussin could care pushed back. My chair hummed. I'll see him in the office of the what do you mean coming in here. Messing up my carpets. They saw at the top. It's tottered what started you need to put dire trust. No a pediatrician and a podiatrist appear. Tricia podiatrist is what you need. No to me sped. Listen this to me. Now you've got to listen to me here. I don't take much time. I've got like five snorts determinator vines. Yeah your big part of Flora's one of the one of the babies that was on in the Montgomery Street push what else He battled the way he told it drawer down his chin. The babies were split up into ten groups. Each group had a leader. A baby leader each received a map and a detailed plan of his part in the operation but none of them knew who made the plans probably some teenager. Each one took his orders from the group leader. Just ahead of him like a chain letter scheme. Blue Point was the top lincoln the chain. I asked him who was. The Eisenhower reminds Kat evenly hundred. Grand Ellie one of US knocked off. Ups Did before the other see. That's what I mean. It started. See you have your so muscular. How young you are and who do you get your orders from Come on blue point try. Who Was it it was? It was reynolds read I was afraid of that. Don't fall I e something thumped yes sir. Yeah call home aside. What more homicide Masai know? They're gay. Gay Cops Call Homicide here for the body you God. Why would you died dressed like radio SAM spades drag race good? Can you tell me? Give the boys a pair with the changing basket. Take the rest of the day off. Did He tell you anything? You should probably stop doing that at your desk. But I finally figured out. What's wrong with you your healthy some satisfaction blue point maths said it had started it had they were dropping all day. Long in alleys single singly at first happy. Jim Hacker and wrap face. His parents hated him and then in twos and threes as much as tasting face and finally two dozen. Mow Down lined up against the wall in a house on fillmore street and for every baby killed. There is a bigger chunk of blood. Money per man among the survivors round six. In the evening I walked up. Telegraph Hill too. Big Flora's the neon sign was dark. Curtains were drawn tight over the windows. A sign on the door said closed for alterations yes. I climbed to fight of stairs too big floors rooms past the homo cops for the saloon and pounded on the door. Well Wacky Washburn sent me step inside? Sorry for slamming that door. So lightly the microphones barely picked it up. There we go. I got a little angry or while talking here the policies and use the the the the. So it's you are get lightly slammed. Excuse me I saw I told you. Keep your trap shut in front of our guests no please Laura. Don't beat me doing me like cat women who don't strike me again so you PAPPA Dopoulos Dopoulos are at it again. He your baby husband. Does little man love this big floor though? Please not that again. What's the matter honey? Don't you like to be all babies like to be hugged? Yes I do. I remember last time the ribs. They had to tape op. You should've heard him squeal when they pulled off the adhesive. Sit Down Honey. Before you fall down you too. Thanks maybe I should call. Dcf On you all right you talk. Who What where? Why all why. Well the why of the matter is I appear see McGuire. I'm piercing McGuire and I want my hundred fifty grand. I don't know why I'm saying. So the show the money for I was. GonNa call your piracy. Peercy ASA Percy not. We'll find out chilly to listen to the edited show. I said Percy you gotta bellies founder of smear should name to buy you got to you. Got To give it to the big gun. I don't even know who that is. I barely know my own name at makes two of US soon. Laura that's not true you know he's covered here this evening. With JOKER PENGUIN. What was that you said? Deary Dow Laura Darling floor. No I hate to say anything dope pick. I did So how made this time? I'll kill you. That's enough of that lightly slapping that so I say so. Pick on someone your own size like under three feet. You look about my weight. Better not flora. You might get hurt. I got a wooden spoon. I can't be dancing around like this. That monkey music call where they spin it in the monkey dance music by no not a music box among game dams on the street. She does all the word. Docs it plays music. Yeah was due to do your Bam no not that box dance you white. You wind up like a music box but nothing pops out of it. Pop goes the Batman. No you guys out. I'll look it up later. Just keep going like pop goes the weasel man. Nothing jumps out of the box it. Just you wind it up and it plays music but it's not a music boxes bigger and then the monkeys would dance with it but nothing to do with this beat up man. Well how should defend yourself man? Defend just south okay. I may not know what that box is called. But you asked for it. How Pods Lam Pao? Because Batman was there instead of actually using sounds of hitting they just said Powell and Bam. I got the worst of it from the beginning. She lived with her right like a woman. But I didn't know was that she was a South Paul again in a couple where they should have counted. Don't like beating a babies. But I will if I have to but where most women are soft she had muscle else punchy before the round was over. Ding Dong and when somebody running the bell the doorbell I was on the carpet saved by the bell. Because it's all right. I'm saved by the bell. Didn't me while I answer the door? Misdemeanor why well finish this later? Oh let me just take your garden that would be you that would be you jails got me getting old out of condition but we had fun. DidN'T WE HELP THEM UP. Popadopoulos get him some water. The book of them. Don't don't don't don't care. Those Footsteps Got Louder when they're supposed to be fading louder footsteps. She's coming back but you're alright now. Pelley hurt not badly hurt. I guess. Nineteen forty six okay to to fight and beat up women size at Majoria broken. Stay close by this evening. I am the night. We'll help each other against I guess that she will. That won't be the Big Gun. She's leading in now. Yes yes it is time kids. You Know Popadopoulos Mr McGuire read O'Leary and miss new. Oh God this red guy much more like read it so badly hurt. That way. Sounds that way. Why didn't you say so? What happened? Read they jump Byu In Bet you can't move your arm movement arm arm. Oh I'm like Oh my goodness flora red thought that you might know of a doctor. He trust only dot could no only doc. I know God knocked off with a bunch of fillmore street. Let me Let me have a look at that red. I get some band AIDS or I hear you doc Mr McGuire. I don't think he'd last to the hospital and through the questioning. They gave me here what? I don't think he'd last to the hospital and through the questioning. They gave me the gave him here. I don't know what I'm saying given their I don't he wouldn't make it through. The hospital will give them their listen. And you don't want to reach shirts. No listen here. Put this diaper rash appointment on it right on her mouth yes I gave him the diaper rash orbs man. What more do you want from now? No no no. No No. Don't say that he's lost a lot of blood but he's tough. Wrap the stipe around it. The slug stuck in the neck muscle. I can dig it out. You gotta disinfected in the House. Because everybody's bought it. Well we were able to get some iodine before the rush happened but it's mostly dry. Wow that was quick. Did you leave the lid off? It was cheap. I bought it in a garage Tennessee. How timely you listen carefully. This newhall yes. Good down to the corner. Drugstore get some alcohol but their here they got some some baby wipes pacify or get one of those little shaky. Things that make noises get cotton. Get some gauze the kind with the Blue Cross on it. If he doesn't have that kind. Tell the phone out for some curls y you meet. I don't know has I got up. Shut up and go to your room at. Don't come out until I tell you to or go out in the kitchen instead and boil some water. Get some towels and some clean rags is GonNa be a birth here. Hurry up high birth. No BABIES I dunno nut Burton start digging the slug out of Red O'Leary's neck. I was good at the game operation. So as long as they didn't touch the sides his nose would turn red. It took about an hour. Dammit dammit he was out most of the time I put a bandage on it. Abandoned with little duckie's on it. I knew he liked that. Using floors I dine for disaffected or what was left of it. He was still running a fever when he got to his feet wearing his lips and a grin. His right arm hung useless. He reached out with his left to pick up his shoulder holster. And the gun wasn't in it anymore. The other empty holster was mine I sent her out the boil. Some more wall Shall we talk? Listen there's no time to talk gotTa Stop The ridler. I know that you sent that girl upon the police talk. Call Commissioner Gordon Mr Spayed. Yes I also know that you are Sam. Spade ENDS NEURAL STOOL PIGE A. She wouldn't run On me she would if she thought it was the only way of saving your life if she got what I was trying to teller. That's what she thinks. Hey who who who who you know is right Mr O'leary that she will kill us all better. The police spayed. Listen to me. Let me get past the police. Now give you everything. Go on out. Who's stopping you? I took the baby gate down longtime ago. Look out the window. Plainclothes men watching the door waiting for a squad car. I'm old. I'm sick. Been beaten up too many times killer. Croc what about what the robberies nothing? You're seeing it here slave a slave for you. I live near the end of my life. Views cursing beatings and those are not enough now. Must go to prison. Because of that that she double you'll let me go out. I'll give you that sheet of all. Okay give you the money they stole. Splaine's why you always have a yellow Boa constrictor around your neck. But how can I get you out? How not your friend of the police? You could take me out past your friends. The police I'm just a vigil to do what asked and I'll give you the money's ten million dollars million and we make no mistake when that she devil comes back into this room. You'll die both of you. She will kill. You certainly dumped up. Don't don't don't don't don't don't sounds like it's too late. Someone's up from their nap. Where you old how raid here flora. Where is that stupid? You are but the police on me. Well you who me I tip the police you or the dame that came here with red. You're done both of you. You hear me no wait. Wait for not year like this place. Don't give the police such evidence. Let me take them into the cellar. The Bat seller okay but make it quick. Deary soon squad car gets here. They'll be pounding at the door. Call me when you finish help. You all amount of say me if either one of you makes one move. I won't shoot you. I'll just beat you. I am holding guns on you but I will hit you with the guns. I don't believe in using guns read and I walked ahead of Popadopoulos into the hall and then I shot red in the face so he couldn't talk again. Oh it doesn't say that dammit I guess he's got more lines. Does he do Let the sound and Batman when they go to new what is it. Yeah that that's what I wanted to do for that sound. Okay so sound affects Saturday for the south so then I opened the door. He indicated switch on the basement light because he was too short to reach it and help down the uneven flight of steps. I don't know how you want me to sell it anymore. Horse listen to me I will I show you the monies and I'll give you that she devil. You'll never forget your providence. I show go out through the police. Cher Cher Cher Bow Wooed me. He think big flora had led a rabbit like him changed. Her plans saw big lure The ball service a laugh ha. I'm Tom Com. Thump thump turnaround. Both of you here take these cut. A joke is supposed to be a knock. Knock joke I'll give you these guns to show you. I keep my promise now. Quickly Vavi I'll show you where the money's are hidden at followed him rather leary to end the low passageway. It was slow because red crawled. He wasn't a Walker yet. Popadopoulos got down on his knees and started crawling at the wall. Like a rat trembling hands. He lifted out a section of loose bricks. Lego bricks that is and then we saw it still in the boxes and bags the way. It came carried from the banks. His system opened some of them to show me the money. Hundreds of bundles of green stacked monopoly. Money AT A MIDDLE LINE CELL. That was as dry and airless as a character of red and the bank vault. They lived in before and I started walking before I stop talking. Because that's what it says. Okay thank you. Make Fun of me this whole script voice. I know how to read that that that that as as as you. Ccc is is is the the the the Mon- money now now now now now four four four four that that that she she she she dever. Volvo you will. We'll stand Africa. Di Di di Di di Di di Di the these. These boxes doctor says when when when I forgot to mention we landed in a baseball stadium. Brainwave her ow. Dare Star Star Star sexist as you well. We'll we'll no no no. What what what what to do do do do echo by. I don't think they're in a canyon. I think they're supposed to be like an echo in a hallway doesn't matter that Koita factors then. That's not the fully artist No To do he wasn't long in coming back because he was in one of those little things where the has the wheels on the bottom and the little toys on top with the tray. I don't know what those are called either Walker Walker sets it licked and stuff isn't it? What's that where toge- hopper a walker is towed tingle hoppers for your hair walkers Zombie. So I don't think that's what is called down the steps ahead of him that's just alpha. She almost fell down. She's still new to walking. She had a gun in each hand. Gray is everywhere. Well should head but they were everywhere. Her head was down like an animal is coming to a fight. Her nostrils quivered her body coming now not fast. Not Slow kind of Inbetween. Like medium was balanced like dancers. She was a beautiful fight. Bread animal mouths come out. Come and get you and we decided to skip reds line among own CRAB. I only Each gold standard for lack gun. You know stayed Jesse because he talks. Slow doesn't mean he is any less important to the script. Read stand right in front of the gun. She's going to fire shots at you. Any second go for it. Stand right there. Oh Ma. We all clap as she dropped. Read them took a muscle that I could see. I guess the poor guy must have been a little feverish from his wound running into that open like that firing wildly that I told them to your felt. I felt heroic myself because you killed red. Yes I just. I just aim the best way knew how for my ambush and squeeze the trigger. Call the shot. Don't log wide. You shot the RAW. Even though my aim had been bad I was pretty sure. Shot the right. One aim for his leg got him in the side after that lasts cream. He didn't make any more noise. He stopped crying. Stop babbling stopped wining than he did move anymore. Big Floor let the guns fall from her hands as she knelt down beside his body. His tiny tiny little body. Still in the diaper. Oh what did you do that for? I was the one with a gun. Yod You why did you shoot me instead because your character is less annoying and I figured who he was when he let him? I can't read your right figured who he was when he let him. Bring me down here. Where the money was without squawking. Your head off. He was the smartest kindest man that ever lived. Sure he was smart and kind but every line took four hours for him to say no that that was read that that for a song or the Utah pop pop in care. Rick All I shop you Suchart read. Oh thank God so I don't know none of this makes any sense smart enough and kind enough to put them about three hundred. People out of their misery listened flora. Does she know he gave us guns and brought us down here so he'd knock you off in you have all the Lou to himself didn't didn't Ya. You can't follow the simple premise of the script. Like I can. Nate wasn't a man of much muscle. I wasn't much of a man from muscle but he had brain see. You can't say that about my own. My though he was smarter than any that ever lived. You Killed The great man. I hope you feel good about it. Yeah you and hear quite a team. Nobody would have suspected that the arch gun. The biggest mob in history was big. Flora's whipping boy literally. I never wanted to bat around like I had to. I never really heard them. We used to laugh about it afterwards. Hall rock but her all right. Let's get down to. Your exits are covered. Got The balls out everything. Lock that. Come out with your hands clasped behind your next round going to last so he was out this ball on applegate. Yeah there's the police alright. Alright keep your shirt on. Come on. Let's get it over no fighting any more. You really love the Little Baby. Didn't you flora? So what who are you to laugh at us? Yeah you're right flora. Who Am I to laugh at you out? Sorry where do they turn into Mali? After the cops cleaned up at big Florus I took your loving daughter on home in a taxi. Mr Newhall. She itemised account see itemised account and closed. She was pretty broken up about ready to leary's death she cried all the way. I put it over my shoulder and pedder back but she never stopped. She threw up a little bit down my back but I think show recover. Please don't leave either your ten million dollars or your daughter lying around loose again as the entire incident has caused me a great deal of trouble and I will therefore have to charge you for my regular fee of twenty five dollars a day. Wow and expenses of fifteen thousand billion dollars a day instead of the usual fee for tailing period and of report. Oh Six am. I wish you just take one little packet. Never have this healthy. Put The vibrator down. I'm surprised at you. That wouldn't be ethical. I don't know Dow. Hey what's this? Oh letter for? You came this morning just like you. Why didn't you tell me it's from the Golden Gate? Trust a reward for my services. Well hurry up open it check. It's a cheque right. How much how much do I check with three dollars and eighty three cents for more? Bibs I don't know it's made how to big Florida's bar and grill signed by you and stamped return for lack of funds. Well how do you like that? How can you to it? I suppose in time. Good Night Sam. Can NIGH BE CAKES GUCCI GUCCI Goo sleep tied to reach a bit time story ninety nine sweetheart? Reds Dan rule Was it fun characters jail. You're read and it was read. He talks like oil. He was a man constantly moving in slow. Motion and then Popadopoulos Batman Popadopoulos. Was that man. And the COP was a cowboy Radio Kevin. Okay right and Vance was odd. Move Schwarzenegger Nice and lower. You were n new HA. Who was the ghost? No that was and newhall was over. Dramatic overdramatic Oh sorry. They were both the same to me. It was like Laura was really here. I thought it was a valley girl in every day and I thought you did I guy. I was seeing a Sam spade and he was a baby. He thought everyone was a baby. So it's like how you talk to us as we're doing soundcheck. I was the announcer your Corey Feldman Corey Chris. The for walk. Yes Oh pretty good. I can't do. Christopher could and then I was F e she was having an orgasm and then big flora with marched. Yeah that everyone. Yeah with Sound Effects Day. We're Laura Ashley I'm really great at. Sonic very subtle sound effects. I'm very settled person all right. Well let's revisit this beer cooler. No good a way gray water way. No Way jail. What does this? It is from Cigar City? They're Margarita Gozo GonNa say that faster just so. This episode doesn't hit two and a half hours too late too late to ratio between the tart surveyed on. Put your thoughts. I really liked it. It is very tart from the first SIP. But I'd means more pineapple I I'd easily give it a six. You give everything is six. That's really expect you to give it a six. Then you rate it like crap but I like this one. It was a six. I finish it early on. I like this one better than the last Margarita goes. We goes on we had. I did not like that one. No I definitely think it's better than the last Margarita go so we had The first step was was really hurt. And kinda rough But the sips that followed it finished really Limi- like had a good Chris lime flavor as the finish. I think maybe it just burned my taste. Buds off on the first step in but No I did enjoy it. I don't know if I enjoyed it as much as some of the other beers had but it was good. I drink four of these. Give it a four all right. I I liked this. Scarcity puts out some quality stuff. I'm always surprised when I like cigar city. 'cause they put out flavors they generally don't think I would enjoy but like most of their stuff I'M GONNA give it a three only because of the watermelon taste. I don't think I think this is a good beer but I think Four would not go down. Smooth for me. It'd be sick of taste after three but I do recommend picking up the spear and trying it. So despite the middle of the road rating is still a good beer. Really enjoyable clean finish. It IS TARP NOT SUPERSTAR. Yup Gone With the three all right beer master. It's not bad. It is very tart especially after the first step like you. Definitely get that tart right at the way and I like how it says refreshingly tart because like you take a sip and it's like Oh this isn't too bad then. That final like golf. You just go. There's that live but overall I think he's got a great drink ability. I think this is much better than the last Margarita goes that we had. I would have to give it a five all right Sabrina. Where can you find us? You can find us on facebook with the official PODCASTS. Forty two facebook page. Were on speaker tune in Google. Podcasts APPLE PODCASTS ANYWHERE. 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You'll need one that writes under Humphrey Bogart put it on our best stationary gone to the president of the Golden Gate Trust Company. What's left of it ready? I'm always ready Sam damaged or newhall may consider this my final report and nothing more I can do or want to do from here out your daughter and is your problem do weeks ago you retain me to check on movements. We suspect that you're seeing a man known as Red O'leary you also said you feared. He was a quote a disreputable character. You're right on both counts. On the night of September sixteenth. I picked up the subject. Your daughter at the blue bottle bar and grill. She and Mr O'Leary were seated in a booth in the rear punishing the Phony Scotch. I kept the plant on them and during the next ten days they met regularly the blue bottle and never went anywhere else just sat and talked. That is an talked read listen. This routine continued until last night at trail them to a joint call. Big Flora's on Telegraph Hill. I called my heels outside for a while and I then went in after them. They Florida was a new gin mill on the hill. That have been going less than a month but it was going strong. I drifted over the bar through a fast case around the place. No local guns strictly out of State Mob O'Leary in your daughter were an aside booth big flora herself pin me with a look when I entered. She stood at least five foot ten in my stocking feet. Broad Jovan deep bosom sick armed a pig according pleaded throat a handsome brutal face. Just get in town dairy or are you the local talent. I'm from Casey. That make you happy. Kc hobie Pushkin He's still eating. Jude no name. I got a dozen you like little more little more. Fay's dead is I know I was with him in the busted Caper. That groped him. He gave me his name before he died. If that's so you must be a right Guy Shank. What's a matter kid? You soft come on this calls for one on the House. Out of my way Papadopoulos big floors mix in these herself. This boys from Kansas City meet. My bartender hopped abalos poplar. Populus these to make your acquaintance. Was there anyone here in particular? You wanted to meet about the gold plated mouse over there. Her that's Red O'Leary's property miss and newhall. She came in here slumming I think they call it. Her and read looked at each other and deary. That was a look love. I think they call it yes to talk to her mind. Encourage trouble you shot. I did not mean anything Florida. No don't strike me again stops shaking. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at anyone tonight. I am so glad Florida. It is nice to see you so happy. Private takeover honey. I gotTA talk to this boy. Back Room Blue Point. Yes Florida deer a letter. Knock you around like that. Bap hate you gotTa Union. What can I do? What was the gun she took in the back room? Some gangster. I think Vance is his name. Blue Point Vance Quite a few guns here this evening. There's Patti the mix haven't seen him. Since the days of the old beer mob fatboy Clark cokie harmon. That frizzy blond dame is is angel. Grace Cardigan isn't it? I believe me everyone. Here is a criminal. They've been drifting in here. Ever since that read. O'leary came to San Francisco a new mob. Red O'Leary begun lease. I know nothing of such matters while any idea what I have. No idea flow. No Florida don't know. She likes anybody that brings money into the place. Smart DOWN in Florida. Yes I must we than the customer. Excuse me I looked up. Big Flora is coming out of the back room with Blue Point Vance. They laughed about something and he walked away. Then Flora went over and whispered to an newhall wooden little frightened and got up and followed her into the back room. Read gave her a reassuring Smile as she disappeared through curtains. I went over to read stable. Which you want Humus might have I sit down. Yeah mind but it looks like you don't mind red wine. Would you leave the girl be? This isn't hard crab looks paid. I don't mind your tail in us. That's the way you make your living. Let's keep it formal shall we okay? Mr O'Leary leads who's the boss Ghana this mob mob. Ma Don't be coy. It's not a face in this room. That doesn't have a picture of it front view and profile with a number under a TA. Wire you telling me my job is to look after an evil. Well go ahead if you think she needs your needs it. She's drinking too much and it's beginning to show. You're not a SNOB. Are You Sammy? Why should a kid? That's got everything. Throw it away for what you've got which is nothing you sound like. You wish you'd throw it all your way. I do indeed read. I do indeed now looks him. I've been walking to straighten up well ever since I left Chicago that what you told her. That's what I told her. And that's what I'm telling you. It couldn't be that you're rushing and newhall because she knows her way around the Golden Gate Bang. Use Your head semi you couldn't blow the Golden Gate with Abrahams and might know what day the time locks are sprung or. She might find out from her. Daddy it use your head Sammy. Montgomery STREET IS CRAWLING WITH COPS. Bank guards who can lay their hands on more heavy artillery on thirty seconds and this mob ever saw their lives skies have been crazy enough to try it. Not This guy now. What about an new whole? What about an U-HAUL MR spayed? Oh hello miss. Newhall semi doesn't believe. I've Gone Strahan. Why do you waste your time talking to a sneaky? Gumshoe like him anyway read. I felt like talking to him. You got any objections. Of course not read Darling. I just thought maybe you thought you had to be nice to him. Because he's working for father. He thinks he's working for you. Well he's not Mr Spain. I'm tired of being followed around. Red Is very well qualified to protect me and a few. Don't leave us alone. I'm going to ask him to protect me from you. Do I make myself clear okay? So we thought I'll call your old man in the morning and tell them through and I'm going to tell them why I'm through because read threatened you I suppose on those dot. That's not why the why is because you aren't worth protecting. I went home. Tried to begin an newhall. I did pretty newly. I couldn't shake the hunt shy. I had about the mob and big floors place. I kept thinking about them and about your bank. Mr Newhall Your Bank and the bank that face it across the street on Montgomery they contain a good part of the cash. Money in the city of San Francisco for mob of cheap Gunson. Knock over every one of those banks would be like splitting Gibralthe with a BB gun. But supposing the cops are really masterminded hundred really tough guns. They might crack both of them at once. I counted thirty in big flora's alone and they were still coming in when I left. I was a cute hunch put but while I decided to sleep on it and next morning I was reaching for the phone to call you on. It rang the Tanu all. Yes Mr New Orleans. Just got a call you about your daughter made about my daughter. There's no point in your continuing on that job. I've decided that Mr Leery is alright this morning Mr Newhall. Just a minute missing newhall. Are you calling from the bank? Decided not to go in your lucky man. I'm looking out my window toward Montgomery Street Mr Hall. I can barely see your bank for the gunsmoke. Can't hear you I can't hear myself I'll call you back Mr Newhall. I couldn't see the bank buildings distinctly but the block between Kurnia Bernie and Montgomery told me enough. Ten police slot cars were piled up near the corner and the cops have been mowed down as they crawled out of the wreckage. The bandits and started the caper by knocking over garage. Where the banks keep their armored trucks and they moved down the law as fast as it could come in. 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And what man wants a hair tonic? That makes him smell like perfume factory while route cream oil. Never does that either. This grand non alcoholic product has just a slight masculine fragrance. Besides it really does a thorough job of grooming keeps your hair handsomely and trim and relieves annoying dryness and removes those ugly flakes of Dandruff and remember there's not a single drop of alcohol in wild route cream oil what's more it contains soothing lanoline so get your big economy size at the drug or toilet goods counter near you and next time you visit. Your Barber. Asked him to use wild roots cream oil on your hair and now that blood money. Tonight's adventure with Sam. Spade Battle of Montgomery Street was over on the desk in my office the afternoon. Papers Scream and the news of the Siemens Nash Lung Golden Gate Trust double looting in five colors. Their returns weren't all in yet but the score stood at sixteen copper is knocked off three times as many wounded and twelve in spectators bank clerks in the light. Kill the mandates. It lost seven known dead and thirty one prisoners. The others hundred odd have made a clean getaway using ordinary cars that were easily lost and traffic. I was reading. The newspaper guesses as to the size of loot around ten million dollars outside. I think he's been shot blood staying here. C.`Mon the upside office. What do you mean coming in here? Messing up my carpets. There jumped it started. What started. You need a doctor you you gotta listen to me spade. I don't think I got much more time. I got five slugs in the Blue Point Vance. Yeah you're a big floor is one of the mob than the Montgomery Street push. What else? Well he talked way told at the mob was split up into ten groups. Each group had a leader. Each leader received a map and a detailed plan of his part of the operation but none of them knew who made the plans. Each tip is orders from the group leaders. Just ahead of him like a chain letter scheme. Blue Point was the top lake in the chain. I asked him who was the Eisenhower. Don't know every man's cut a hundred grand every one of US knocked off up sedivy for the other see. That's what I mean. It started see. Yeah but who get your orders from tomorrow? Bullet-point try? Who was that it was? It was ready. Red O'Leary right. Yes Dad Homicide. Don't get the boys up here with the basket. Take the rest of the day off some EFI. Some Point Vance that it had started it had they would drop all day long and Allie Singley. I Happy Jim. Hacker earn rat race then in twos and threes and finally two dozen mowed down where they lined up against the wall and a house on fillmore street and for every mobster till they was a bigger chunk of money per man among the survivors around six in the evening. I I walked up. Telegraph Hill big floors. Then they unsigned was dark. Curtains drawn tight over the windows and a sign on the door said closed for alterations. I climbed a flight of stairs. Too Big Flora's rooms over the saloon pounded on the door. Well Wacky Washburn sent me step inside? We'll talk in here the parlors in use. So it's Youth Florida of. I thought I heard the excuse me thank told you to keep your trap shut in front of our against L. Fleas Florida. I will be good. Don't don't strike me so you Papadopoulos around it again with your husband him. You know man off his big Laura of Florence. Please not that lets the matter honey. Don't you like to be yes Florida? Yes but remember last time my ribs and the head to tape up you should have heard him squeal when I pulled off the adhesive. Sit Down Honey. Before you fall down you too. Thanks all right you talk. Who What? And why? I'm Percy McGuire I'm Percy McGuire and I want my one hundred fifty grand and I see you gotTa You. GotTa give it to the Big Gun. I don't even know who it is next two of US would flora. That is not true. He's coming here this evening. What was that you said here? You Know Flor- Florida Darling. Laura no I didn't mean to anything wrong. I swear I'll kill you so help me this time. I'll kill you that well I say so. Picking someone your own size about my weight. You Better Not Florida. You might get hers. Defend yourself man. Defend yourself okay. Sister you ask for it. I got the worst of it. From the beginning. She led with a right like a woman. But when I didn't know shoes on South Park I got an a couple where they should have touted. But we're most women are solved channels before the room was over and somebody rang the doorbell. I was on the carpet saved by the bell. Pardon me while I answer that door Mr McGuire will finish this later off. Let me just take your gun getting old condition but we have didn't way helping my palace. Get up some water. You are all right. You're not badly hurt. Jaws not broken. Stick stick close by me this evening. We'll help each other against that she-devil that wouldn't be the big gun. She's leading now. Yes yes it is time here. Kids you know Papadopoulos Mr McGuire read O'Leary and Miss Newhall McGuire mrfloor read is badly hurt hurt. Why didn't you say so what happened? Read the jump. Slug in my neck can't move. My arm had thought you might know of Dr. We could trust. Only doc. I know got knocked off with that bunch on Fillmore Street and look at that. Red Dot Mr McGuire. I don't think he's lasted hospital and through the questioning. They'd give him there before they touch this. No no don't say a lot of blood but he's tough. The slugs stuck in the neck muscle. I can dig it out. You got any disinfectant. The house nothing but a little bottle. Tincture of iodine. But it's mostly dried up. You wasn't carefully miss. Newhall he asked go down to the corner. Drugstore get some alcohol swabs. Some iodine cotton gauze the kind with the Blue Cross on it. If he doesn't have that kind of phone out for some I don't know why she don't look right to me. I'd shut up get in the kitchen. Boil some water. Get some towels and clean rags on all right. I started digging the slug Outta read. Leary's neck took about an hour. He was out most of the time. And then I put a band Jonah. Using Flora's iodine for disinfectant. We still running a fever. When he got to his feet wearing his lips and a grin his right arm on useless he reached out with his left to pick up his shoulder. Holster gun wasn't in it anymore. The other empty holster was mine. Whereas BOROUGH I set out to buy some more water. Shall we talk this time for talk? I know that you sent that girl to phone the police Mr Spayed. Yes I also know that you are Sam. Spade ends no stool pigeon this she. She wouldn't read on me. She would if she thought it was the only way of saving your life and if she got what. I was trying to tell her that's what she thinks he is right. Mr Leery that she devil will kill us all better. The police speed listened to me. Let me get out past the police at I will give you everything. Go on out. Who Stopping you? Look out the window. Plainclothesmen watching the door waiting for a squad car. I am Old. I am sick. What have I do with robberies? You have seen it here. I am a slave. I who am near the end of my life abuse cursing beatings and those are not enough and now I must go to prison because of that she devil. You will let me go out. And we'll give you that she will. I will give you the money they stole. I'll get you out. How not. You're a friend of the police you can take pass your friend. The police do what I ask and it will give you. The money's ten million dollars make no mistake that she devil comes back into this room. You will die both of you. She will kill you certainly. That sounds like it's a little late in here Florida. Where is that there? You are? Put the police on me. I took the police your that dame that came here with lead. You're done both of you. You hear me done. No wait with Florida. Not here like this. Please don't give billy such evidence. Let me take into the cellar. Okay but make it quick deary? Soon as that's one car gets here. They'll counting at the door. Call me when you're finished and I'll help you haul out of sight. You were March ahead of me. If either one of you makes one move. I will shoot you. I'm holding two guns on you read and I walked ahead of Popadopoulos into the hall. I opened the door. He indicated switched on the basement light and help read down the uneven flight of steps. Listen to me I show you the monies and then I will give you that she devil. You will not forget your promise. I shall go out through the police. Sure sure how about me you think big flora rabbit like him. Change Your plans so big flora was the boss. Theft elaborate now turnaround. Both of you here take these kind of joke. Is this supposed to be a give you these guns to show you? I keep my promise of quickly. Follow me show you where the money's are hidden. I followed him in red. O'leary to the end of the low passageway. Popadopoulos got down on his knees and started climbing the wall. Like a rat with trembling hands. He lifted the section of loose bricks. And then we saw Russillo in the boxes and bags the way. It came carried from the banks. He insisted on opening some of them to show me the money. Hundreds of bundles of green stacked in the middle line sell it was as dry an airless as the bank. Volt they lived in before that as you see is the money now for that she devil. You will stand hiding behind these boxes. When I bring her down the stairs you will know what to do. Yeah pappy we'll know what to do. It wasn't long in coming back. Flora came down the steps ahead of him. She had a gun in each hand. Gray is everywhere ahead was down like an animal is coming to a fight nostrils quiver her body coming down. Not Fast not slow. It was balanced like dancers. Choose a beautiful fight bread animal out yet. You stay here speed. I want the first crack at that old rate. Jump back hair. You full red dropped. Read without moving a muscle I can see I guess the poor guy must have been the little feverishness wound running out in the open like that. Firing wildly with his wobbly left hand. I didn't feel heroic myself. I just aim the best way. I knew from my ambush and squeeze the trigger. Bumbling shut wrong on their own. Why Ain't been bad? I'd aim for his leg but got an aside after the last time he didn't make any more noise and then he didn't move anymore. Big Floral at the garden fall from her hand and now down beside his body. What did you do that for? I was the one with a gun on you. Why didn't you shoot me instead? I figured who he was when you let him bring me down here. Where the money was without squawking. Your head off. He was the smartest kindest man that ever lived. Smart Enough and kind enough to put about three hundred people out of their misery. Listen Flora don't you know he gave us guns and brought us down here so we'd knock you off and he'd have all the loot to himself. He wasn't much of a man from muscle but he had brain see he was smarter than you or any copper that ever lived. You killed a great man. I hope you feel good about it. Yeah you when he were a great team. Nobody would have suspected that the arch. Gun of the biggest. Modern history was big flora's whipping boys. I never wanted batum around like I had to. I never really heard him. We used to laugh about it afterwards. All right covered commencing. Your hands clasped behind your next. This is the place all right. All right he'd your shirt on come on. Let's get it no use fighting anymore. You really loved him. Didn't you? Floro so what? Who are you laugh at us? Yeah you're right Florida. Who Am I laugh at you? After the cops have cleaned up a big flora's I took loving daughter on home in a taxi. Mr On the itemize accounting. She was pretty broken up about leary's death but I think she'll recover. Please don't leave you that your ten million dollars or your daughter lying around loose again as the entire incident has caused me a great deal of trouble and I will therefore have to charge you my regular fee of twenty five dollars a day and expenses instead of the usual fee for Tailing Perry and the report SAM. I wish you just taking one little package that money never missed FBI. I'm surprised at you. That wouldn't be ethical. I don't know why you every time the installments due on the office furniture. Hey what's this? Oh letter for you came this morning. Well why did you tell me? It's from the Golden Gate. Trust a reward for my services. Hurry up open it. I Ha Check. Check MUCH. Three dollars and eighty three cents. What's that for? I don't know made out to big florist bar and Grill. Signed by you and stamped return for lack of funds. How do you like that get used to it? I suppose in time good night Sam. Tonight's you've been listening to a recreation of a loss ole time radio show by American Radio Theater. The blood money from Sam Spain recorded before a live audience. Aradio studio two thousand nine and directed by Greg Horror. You heard Ivan. Curry's Sam stayed with Martin. Linda means as an newhall having now is red. O'leary Mary more companion as Flora Michael O'Reilly as point. Vance Dr Bob Perks as the police voice Greg Border Popadopoulos and Kim Turner is Taylor. Newhall engineering by Ron Ailey. Musical playback by Joy Jackson live sound effects by Petty Swan. Bird Harry the'll and Maryland wilt. I'm Rinat love your announcer and this is a Rt. The American radio the Inter.

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No 134: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Podcast 42

1:19:04 hr | 5 d ago

No 134: Arnold Schwarzenegger

"You are about to embark on a show about four people who find themselves from Russ engine the back. Of Ball culture history joy I heard boss jail, Troth Laura Nevada's and Sabrina Pierre as they poorly impersonate celebrities drink a lot of beer and answer very hard trivia questions you are now. To. PODCASTS forty. Two. Guys, guys, guys, girls, girls, girls now motley crue, but I like Motley crue even when crossing in their songs, he actually sounds better than Vince. Neal does right now I mean if you can believe that I can he sounds terrible looks even worse than he sounds the rock and roll lifestyle is definitely taken a toll on his body. Well, regardless we don't increasing. Every episode and why not everyone else gets a reoccurring segment or running gags. So why can't singing be mine? It just feels like the same old circulation 'cause it's the same old same old Situa- way shun field I mean guys, guys guys stop encouraging him Sabrina. I'm not I just have something that I have to tell all of you. Okay. So tell us guys. You've just spit it out. Sorry I'm just really excited by this. So what is it? I just got us a group on to go Jim Another group on yeah and for Jim who, why would you give us a groupon for a gym? Well, since quarantine started I know that we haven't been able to get out as much and some of us have definitely put on some of the quarantine. Wait speak. For Yourself, I spent three to four hours running around and wrestling ring I. Definitely haven't put on any quarantine. Wait now you haven't, but you definitely don't look like someone that I would listen to in a ring. Maybe the GEM will help you tone up and help you look like you actually belong there. Shots fired just think about how much better you would look as you get beat up in the ring. When you put it that way. Wait a minute. I think this could be a good team builder I. Would this be a good team builder for us it will help the rest of you to become justice huge on the Internet is I am why did I ask? You. Never said it should have. said it. You know we will never let you live down hopefully you learn to read because there's only thirty two pages. Then not that read all week concern. Yeah. I'm learning that one the hard way you're going to learn. All right. The groupon even includes a personal trainer wall. We are. They're great someone yell at us about how out of shape we are trying to motivate us to do better when the end of the day I'm just going to go to the all, you can eat chicken wing place up the road. Can we get? Chicken wings. After we work out, it can be a treat for all the hard work that we put in our at the gym. Doesn't that seem counterproductive? About is counterproductive as me drinking beer at the end of a marathon that's my point. What for Meena go thirsty after a race or go hungry after a good workout at the gym neither good and let's open the beer cooler and have a drink before we leave. How Do. lvn. Is Not. What's in the Beer Cooper today? It's from lead Don Brewing. It is their New England style WPA gang. CONAN's wrath seems fitting CONAN. So excited, we're doing this episode I Jason Momoa. No he was Conan I know and I actually own that movie. It's a good movie. I haven't seen it. What well, I was a little afraid because I do like Jason Momoa and in the cone in property is It's one of Arnold's better movies. Yeah. I mean it's a little outdated. Now if you go watch it now you're like what what I love one James Earl Jones turns into the snake but it at the time it held up really well. So it was a little nervous to watch it but the label gets a six good label is first couple of sips. Here's not as bad as I. Thought, it might be. So we'll see what happens at the end speaking of the end. We will rate the beer at the very end of the show the ratings based on a six pack one being the worst six being the best. This makes sense to everybody in the world except Laura now was just seeing if you're. Seeing if he had fallen asleep on me, that's all they said to everybody. But one lone Canadian in Kasumi am not even Canadian. Now. That you had your beer. Can we use his group on before it expires? When does it expire at the end of the day? When did you get last year I got it. So I could go get into podcast shape. What is podcast shape huge on the Internet too. So you know you've now mentioned it more than I have. I. Can't hear you can't or won't. I'll drive now you know the idea the driving because my motion sickness and all Oh yeah I forgot about that how I reference it in almost every script I guess your scripts aren't that memorable. Harsh Sabrina let's go for a canes mine. That is really the actual effect is using to. Say Doesn't have the spice anything in. I was a foley artist. I haven't made that joke in a while that'll be the next script. Here. I can finally use this groupon. It's been in my Wallet Bra Forever While I'm sure they'll appreciate the extra boob sweat when you turn it in look this gym has called wait on weight off Yup this point a finger we're going to be lifting weights Cobra Kai don't get it because of what the places called still don't get it. Have you ever seen the karate kid now Cobra Kai, we're the villains in the film, but now they have a show I met flakes and everybody likes them were they the villains though Depends on which youtube theory you subscribe to to k. so what does that have to do with weight on way to Bet Morita said something similar to it in the movie I loved him in days. There is a happy as movie. called. American graffiti in asked bans her let's get this workout over with I'm just hired thinking about it. The bell came after the door closed. Jordan. Welcome to wait on weight off where you put it on and we take it off, I'll take it off. Can you tell your friend the put his clothes back on not yet? I'm waiting to see. Chris Jericho boxer briefs on or Batman could go either way. It's what Tuesday that on your own time gentlemen this is a public lobby. You're wrong on both accounts it was my Christopher Nolan under ruse a up crap here's your twenty. How can I help you people I have a groupon. To us. Here is this boop sweat? No. Then why insect clamming? I don't know I like water parks regardless. You have the best group on that we offer you get a top of the line trainer motivates you in a special way oreos cake messiahs wrong wrong and wrong. He motivates you by telling inspirational stories that will inspire you to be the best that you can be. Why does every group on you purchase come with somebody talking to us I like to browse on the talk at you category I've never seen talk category on groupon it's in the bargain bitten section. I'm glad you think that we are worth it only the best for my friends by the way, it's going to be a dollar store Christmas this year since I've been furloughed I can't afford five below anymore. I was wondering why the watch got me last year was missing all the numbers on it. Okay. Well, let's get you set up with your trainer so that you can get out of my lobby I wonder who could be Loofah. No Charles Atlas Hans and Franz Jerry. Say. Chunky Monkey. To See the new flavor debt asked. Style. It's such a good day that everybody in this room. Real be real. I might buy it. Listening to this show. Listen to this show. Not True I listened to it to be sure turned out. Okay. To downloads week. Should be four, but it's only to. Listen to him while you're at it. Doesn't count as a download. Hopi isn't too tough on US I. Agree I'm only here looked pretty each chicken wings and I'm chicken wings see what I did there are you guys proud of me I can twist pop culture to you ate all chicken wings not cool. Yeah. Super Not cool. Never give me credit for trying. Well, I don't care who trains us as long as they're nice and muscled and shirtless aback while Ave who are they did they just get off the chopper actually ran over there the ones that look wasp. Schwarzenegger who Arnold Schwarzenegger's working Why are there so many letters in his last name he couldn't buy. We bought a lot of the actor former Governor California world renowned bodybuilder who kindergarten cop Oh, why don't you just say that don't worry. I only know kindergarten cop to I was not even good stars Dolph Lundgren I didn't mean to the number I meant to as an also as in dauth longer and was also in creed to Dolph Lundgren was in creed or creed also creed to he was not in creed. So he was not in creed just to correct doesn't make any sense what's he in creed or not in creed in off he was in a sequel to read and not the original creed. We did. I, said, enough you flabby excuses for people already giving shape. Are you ready get in shape now our here in your group Hoddle's expired today I'll never expire it is in the fine print right under the picture the flabby man pumping up seriously. That's not the expiration date. It's the purchase date. oopsy looks like you people have been eating too much Wuxi Pie Sabrina how do you confuse the two numbers be confusing? That's where podcast numbers always look the same to me. Our podcast numbers are actually pretty good. The aplenty listeners and one regular caller greater doesn't count pickling. Let's go palm them. I more of a cardio guide. You mind if I go use the treadmill for a bit go use eat just be ready to work. It's leg day yet is chicken leg day no chicken leg broiled chicken breasts from now on most salt pepper now. Goes to push ups and I'll start telling you my Dolly. How many like ten started fifty? Can you them on from my knees? That's what she said I. Hear you on the Shared Mu. If you can say snarky comments then you can join Boone. Push ups at Tennessee your question. Yes. You can do your push ups from your knees Oh can I do mine and lane position on my back with a blanket and a pillow? No. Gerald Turkey. So long steady Zuma classic at all start doing the push ups with the rest of your friends. Practicing. Felt. Like. Nelson was. You saw my story begins in nineteen, forty, seven I was born on July thirtieth to my mother or. My Father Gustav in Austria my father was a drunk local police chief and former member of the Nazi party with like the favor my older brother, my pants were strict but my father was always tough on me because he didn't think that I was his biological son. Wait your father was a dare I say you've set it on the show before not see? Yes. But nothing was ever proved about him committing any wartime atrocities I had the sign Simon we since still tend to look at his wartime Beckett they couldn't find anything. I'm not sure what surgeon. winning. Why are you laughing? At all. Don't feel like you're on. I WANNA started laughing girly ran over here wasn't laughing so hard wasn't laughing still I'm not a Nazi just not see adjacent. No just because they couldn't find anything doesn't mean it wasn't true. I told you not a Nazi that antagonizing our trainer. Make our workout tougher. Don't stop fine I. Wasn't average student and played some sports great up like Staka and tilly weeks it wasn't until I turned fourteen that I decided that I wanted to become a bodybuilder. How does one decide to become a bodybuilder cruising the protein shake out at the grocery store and thought to yourself I really WANNA drink powder. Chock for the rest of my life. No little man. It was through many years of ridicule and abuse in a household where I was pitted against my brother constantly, it was through a trip to a local gym with my soccer team that I discovered my love Apollo Team I don't know where I might have ended up otherwise certainly not bending it like Beckham. Tough growing up and destructive household was my father was a tough man to live with and it may growing up very difficult. He would ridicule me for pursuing a career in bodybuilding but that wouldn't stop me I will go to the gym and the movies audit time why movies it was the only way I could see my heroes Johnny Weissmuller reg pocket and most importantly Steve Leaves I, wanted to be a great bodybuilder. Like they were going to the gym also helped me meet former Mr Austria Kurt Mammal who will later take me under his wing and start training me. So that's how you became a personal trainer. KNAW. I, really do to get out of the House doing this time is really tough spending. I'll it's time in my house missing workouts, not making movies and overall spending too much time in my hot tub. Yeah. Sounds real rough. had. A hot TUB. If you were on a cruise, you would have a hot tub quit reminding me cruising. Mo-. Buffet we hit to give shape create shave Moakler ship is like a Pumpkin we can do better than that I wanna be a Pumpkin I'm in pretty decent shape ya that's shape is a lot then yes, you are shape at least I'm not a doughnut peach quiet. Now Gimme fifty birthdays. All you. Let's burpee. Oh I know it's when you drink too much or too fast and you lot out loud burps. I'll use it in a sentence Laura was all burpee last week because of the beer cooler segment chocolate rains. Noticing. Sabrina when you go down for a push up and come back up to your feet jumping up. Now. That sounds gross. Who would do that I do for one it's for my referee training. Well, then preview board, you can give me one hundred, I don't do them that often. Oh Go do now. Jeeze. Okay. Shall above just up yelling at us back to story pay attention I got into bodybuilding took over my life I would train night and day to become the best I emigrated to the US in nineteen sixty eight at the winning I missed a universe as an amateur I would go onto win the next three years as a pro get really good at this bodybuilding stuff no under you're such a good personal trainer. will get you noah it will just make me push you off now keep going with those burgis way to go Laura. Thought, it would work I thought it was a good effort and besides we're all looking better than jail there. Yeah. He looks like he's GonNa die. Don't. Way. For. Me Even out of breath he doesn't stop talking. Shop. Crass. Fish. Could job no do crunches to attack those flabby bellies of yours. So rude listening last time. I get a group to come here list one and walk lunches now list of fifty and can we get some inspiration here? Awesome. Maybe a Cabana boy with one of those big leaves Fan Me Cabana boy no, you want inspiration I give you inspiration after winning five Mr. Universe titles our go to win six Mr Olympia titles out finish in second place in my first year. Anthony every other year after that I would mean nobody else is ever done. That was that's an inspiration pretty good but I think it'll take us a little more than one training session with you to get to those levels. I'm pretty inspired I mean that's pretty impressive I. WanNa, contest for who could tell the Best Tall Tale and what story did you tell them? I told him that I was a co host and a popular podcast and I was huge on the Internet. Even now feeling more mocked