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Panthers' Matt Rhule Is Making a Bid for Best NFL Coach This Season

The Herd with Colin Cowherd

01:50 min | 17 hrs ago

Panthers' Matt Rhule Is Making a Bid for Best NFL Coach This Season

"I wanna talk about the best young coach football. And it's not necessarily sean mcveigh. It's clear that it's not only an indictment on the new york jets operation. But what you're seeing was sam darnold in the carolina. Panthers is pretty remarkable the knock on darnold out of college there to know with too comfortable wins but the knock on darnold out of college and i watched every snap was his accuracy issues. What does he completing now. Seventy percent of his throws. He doesn't make mistakes total composure. It would be easy to just say. This is an indictment on the jets but instead of just the negative side. Let's look realistically at the positive side. Not only has met rule made darnold more comfortable. This defense has twenty one quarterback hits and ten sacks in two games. What does that tell you. The culture of the carolina. Panthers is headed in the right direction. It also tells you. This is a remarkable stat on matt rule. The coach carolina going back to the beginning of last year. You will not believe this. Carolina leads the nfl with the fewest. Three and outs that with teddy bridgewater and start with. Sam darnold. nothing about that not mahomes. Not lamar jackson. Not tom brady. Not derek carr not matt ryan not russell wilson not aaron rodgers. No the fewest three and outs matt rule. Teddy bridgewater and sam darnold but this is a offensive line. That outside of right tackle graded poorly left. Tackle all the way to right guard. What matt rule is doing with this sub optimal often. It's of line. The scarce number of three out the revamping rebooting of sam darnold is really mind-blowing

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Brady Has 276 Yards, 5 TDs; Buccaneers Rout Falcons 48-25

AP News Radio

00:36 sec | 1 d ago

Brady Has 276 Yards, 5 TDs; Buccaneers Rout Falcons 48-25

"Tom Brady threw five touchdown passes and safety Mike Edwards returned two interceptions for scores to lead the Tampa Bay Buccaneers tool forty eight to twenty five victory over the Atlanta Falcons Brady hit Chris Godwin for one score and two each to rob Gronkowski and Mike Evans Evans enjoys whatever he's asked to do everything in its only anything I could do to help my team win I'll try to do that with the score touchdowns blocking get first downs whatever it is I'll try to do that Atlanta closed the gap to twenty eight to twenty five is Matt Ryan threw two touchdown passes body tossed three interceptions in the two pick sixes iced it for Tampa Bay I'm Tom Aikens

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Siri, McCormick Rally AL West-Leading Astros Past D-Backs

AP News Radio

00:28 sec | 1 d ago

Siri, McCormick Rally AL West-Leading Astros Past D-Backs

"Pose a Syrian Chas McCormick smacked back to back eight getting home runs as the Houston Astros stormed back to beat the Arizona Diamondbacks seven to six Houston trailed sixty four when ciri crush to to to pitch to tie the game and three pitches later McCormick went deep to left Ryan Pressly struck out the side in the ninth for his twenty fifth save and the wind drops the Astros magic number to clinch the American League west down to eight Carlos Correa finished two for four with a three run Homer Adams full lane Houston

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Candelario and Garneau Homer, Tigers Beat Rays 4-3

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 1 d ago

Candelario and Garneau Homer, Tigers Beat Rays 4-3

"Was a uranium earned his fourth win in chamber Candelario hit a sixteen home runs the Detroit Tigers defeated the Tampa Bay rays forty three candle areas three run blast off rays starter Ryan Yarbrough came in the top of the first inning and catcher Dustin Garneau added a solo shot his fifth of the year an inning later Garneau credits his teammates on being able to bounce back from Friday's collapse to take the game feels like the game last night hurts more than I get blown out because you're there playoff teams and the way we responded it was awesome tweets we want to see your in your followed a three inning scheduled start for tark's Google by allowing just two hits while pitching into the seventh the tiger snap a two game skid while Tampa bay's leading the American League east and now down to seven and a half games over Boston Steve Kearney St Petersburg

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Bogaerts, AL Wild Card-Leading Bosox Top O's, 4th Win in Row

AP News Radio

00:31 sec | 2 d ago

Bogaerts, AL Wild Card-Leading Bosox Top O's, 4th Win in Row

"The red Sox picked up their fourth straight win a standard Bogart's hit a three run Homer and collected four RBIs in a nine three rout of the Orioles Bobby Dalbec added a two run double hunter Renfroe and Rafael Devers each drove in a run for Boston which is one game ahead of Toronto for the first AL wild card and one and a half games ahead of the Yankees Tanner how court two one two thirds innings of shutout relief to get the win might Bellman was paying with the Orioles one hundred first loss Ryan mount castle hit a two run shot for the birds his thirty third home run of the season I'm Dave Ferrie

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Heavy Police Presence as Protesters Trickle in for DC Rally

AP News Radio

00:55 sec | 2 d ago

Heavy Police Presence as Protesters Trickle in for DC Rally

"A few hundred demonstrators turned up Saturday for a rally to support those charged in the January six Ryan at the capitol but they were vastly outnumbered by the media and a heavy police presence the rally took place in fields far from the capitol building it was ringed by heavy dump trucks there were a few counter protesters and a few scuffles police say one person was arrested for carrying a knife but no major incidents were reported early on organizer Matt Brainerd a former trump campaign staffer told the crowd respect law enforcement this is about the many people who were there that day who have not been charged with violence not been accused of assaulting a police after destroying property and disparate treatment they receive according to an Associated Press review roughly sixty three people are being held awaiting trial or sentencing in connection with the January sixth more than six hundred people were arrested I'm Julie Walker

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Miami Dolphins WR Will Fuller to Miss Buffalo Bills Game With Personal Issue

The Phinsider

01:09 min | 3 d ago

Miami Dolphins WR Will Fuller to Miss Buffalo Bills Game With Personal Issue

"Breaking news out of miami gardens. The miami dolphins will be without wide receiver willful or for sunday's matchup versus the buffalo bills. The team is calling it. A personal issue and brian flora's even when as far to say there was a possibility for may not suit up the rest of the season. Obviously a lot of unknowns. But what were your thoughts. Jake when you first heard this friday afternoon. Josh first and foremost i mean the seed blake first weekend forever where the dolphins were gonna have a completely clean injury report willful or was the only one who wasn't listed as a full participant in practice on both thursday and friday. But just i do have to say. I think we're kind of over-reacting about this. A little bit will fuller was in the building wednesday. I believe he was actually in the building thursday as well. I'm concerned for some things are bigger than football. I don't necessarily know. I mean ryan floors declined to say preston. Williams who is fully active is going to be playing on sunday. So i think that's more displays being bryant floors as much as odd. This is something that's gonna completely ruin season. I hope that isn't the case. I hope everything is all right for him and you know. We can't really speculate on too much by terms of what's happening on the field. It's gotta be a little disappointing to not see him out

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What is Self-Determination With Richard Ryan

The Psychology Podcast

01:52 min | 4 d ago

What is Self-Determination With Richard Ryan

"Conceptualization of self-determination. What is it you know before we get to the nuts and bolts of the needs in and the nuances of the theory quizzes. Talk about self determination for. Because i think that's an interesting in of itself of what does that mean among humans. What are we determining. Didn't some other terms like self-regulation self-determination is when you know what you're doing is something that you feel you're regulating and in other words that you're also a behavior that you stand behind or self endorse this is why it aligns with phenomenal logical view of self determination because when you act with self-determination. You're acting roy where you're willing to do it. And you do it volition lee and therefore you can be wholeheartedly engaged in what. You're up to in in kind of that. That briefest form self-determination is true volition true volition so there's a lot of things that can arise that can pull me away from a or even for me into thinking. I'm volition when i when i really don't. I'm fascinated with the phenomenon of colts. You know and i'm fascinated with the phenomenon of mind control So i guess you can have external coercion and you can have. You can have internal coercion. You know people with. Ocd people with lots of things a lot of competing you know. Psychopathology and things. That are their inner Taking them away from your higher self. So so i think that. And you're right you're right scott. Which is that. It's not parallel to the distinction between internal and external because you can have had her automous forces that are with it. you can have your own interjection. Have your own internalized. Stigma pressures biopsies that. Actually take you away from self determination. Tommy so the threats to autonomy are not just extra inter.

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Ryan Braun Announces Retirement, Leaves Behind a Complicated Legacy

Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney

02:01 min | 5 d ago

Ryan Braun Announces Retirement, Leaves Behind a Complicated Legacy

"Ryan braun The the brewers formally announced his retirement. Yesterday he announced. Its milwaukee brewers. And i gotta say this. Because i i think of ryan braun is being Like lance armstrong of of baseball Not only did he use pd's but he also attacked people leading up to that most notably the sample collector specifically went after him Publicly accused him of being anti semitic He called other players when he was a i. You know. I had the first positive drug tests. He told them look this. This collector was coming after me. he's an anti semite. And i thought it was just despicable. And so i give mark at nausea. The brewers credit for his loyalty that braun. I'd say this. He's a better person than i am. A given that. If i were mark grad nausea after bron lied about you being a pd user and then accepted a sixty game suspension. What was it a half year suspension. I would have never forgiven him after giving him that. Huge contract mark attanasio did no in from afar. That's my viewpoint to. I can't get passed it. He tried to destroy. Somebody's life yup and he lied. You know that was. He gave that speech in february of two thousand twelve. It wasn't until two thousand thirteen that he finally got caught up in the biogenesis investigation and got his suspension. I get it in milwaukee they the fans there for gave them gave them standing ovations. You know on the field is the third greatest brewer of all time. You know buying rodney out in honor for me. I just can't get past. His initial reaction is. Denial is lies. And you know great player. No doubt thirty thirty. Mvp all that. But you know. I think i would hope. He looks back in wishes he had done at all differently.

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Buster Posey's 18th Homer Helps Giants to Ninth Straight Win

AP News Radio

00:43 sec | 5 d ago

Buster Posey's 18th Homer Helps Giants to Ninth Straight Win

"The red hot giants continue to roll winning their ninth straight game as they beat the Padres six to one coinciding with the win streak San Francisco scored six or more runs in each of its last nine games this is giants catcher buster Posey sense of side of things and being able to play two different positions throughout the game it's definitely a collective effort when you're able to to route a lost nine in a row Posey homered while Darren Roth and Brandon belt each with RBI doubles Anthony DeSclafani had not won a game since August thirteenth and he pitched six and two thirds strong innings allowed one run on three hits to earn the victory the Padres are struggling having lost five in a row and game behind St Louis for the second wild card spot Ryan Lee Aung San Francisco

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Giants Clinch Playoff Spot, Thump Padres 9-1 for 8th in Row

AP News Radio

00:41 sec | 6 d ago

Giants Clinch Playoff Spot, Thump Padres 9-1 for 8th in Row

"The giants clinched a playoff berth for the first time since twenty sixteen after they bought the Padres nine to one Tommy was still with the lead off Homer want we junior with an RBI triple and this is Evan Longoria whose three run Homer capped off a five run first inning we have to continue to go out there and do what we've been doing I mean we know that the doctors are just gonna okay it's you know it's a championship caliber team we've been seeing it all year I mean I think it's good that we don't have to play anymore for the for the rest of the regular season meanwhile the Padres have lost four in a row and five of their last six games you Darvish took the loss he was shelled for eight hits and six runs in four innings Ryan Leon San Francisco

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Washington Placing QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Hip Subluxation) on Injured Reserve

Fantasy Focus Football

01:14 min | Last week

Washington Placing QB Ryan Fitzpatrick (Hip Subluxation) on Injured Reserve

"Let's get into the injuries because there were unfortunately a few in week wants to find. We start in washington where ryan fitzpatrick com interesting. Play here. Look like he was going to get up for a second and then he kind of went right back down to the ground. What do we know about. Let's see if you look at the anger. You see his knee go into the ground. That's the mechanism for a poster. Hip injury If you recall to have an injury where his went into the ground you're basically driving the thighbone the femur towards the back end of the hip socket Ryan fitzpatrick had what is being termed a subway station of his hip. Essentially were they the femur slips part way out of the socket but doesn't fully dislocate and then repositions itself automatically now. The good news is that it wasn't a complete dislocation but there can be a lot of trauma associated with that both to the soft tissue around the joint but also within the joint itself. So it's really important I'm sure he'll undergo further testing today. That's the expectation to rule out any sort of fracture. Even bone bruise veer. The word bone bridge. Remember that's the microfracture Bleeding in and around the bone. This is something you really have to protect to protect the health of the hip. I would plan on ryan fitzpatrick being out for multiple weeks would not be surprised. I are at the

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'Shang-Chi' Tops Box Office Again With $35.8 Million

AP News Radio

00:51 sec | Last week

'Shang-Chi' Tops Box Office Again With $35.8 Million

"The latest Marvel movie continues a winning streak at the box office that brings our family after what was a surprisingly strong Labor Day opening for movies during the pandemic Shanxi in the legend of the ten rings the first Marvel movie to star in Asian superhero stayed on top in its second weekend in theaters collecting another thirty five point eight million dollars in ticket sales it's the second best weekend gross of any film during the pandemic edging out Black Widow on Friday Disney announced that all its remaining twenty twenty one releases including the internals will open exclusively in theaters and not on Disney plus at the same time Warner brothers horror thriller malignant with the stock debut of five point six million was also released on H. B. O. Max for subscribers disease Ryan Reynolds action comedy free guy also did well during its fifth week of release it's made two hundred and seventy six million dollars worldwide I'm Jennifer king

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McMahon, Hilliard Homer in 9th, Rally Rockies Over Phillies

AP News Radio

00:42 sec | Last week

McMahon, Hilliard Homer in 9th, Rally Rockies Over Phillies

"Pensioner Ryan McMahon and Sam Hilliard hit back to back home runs with two out in the ninth inning sending the Phillies to a demoralizing for three loss to the Rockies in Canada he retired the first two batters in the ninth and was one strike away from the save until Colton Welker singled and scored on the man's go ahead home run we're kind of trying to play spoiler right you know we're we're playing some teams are trying to play a spot so you know we're just going to kind of be are getting in you know there's a lot of fun not comes following the night Philadelphia had runners on second and third in the bottom half Brad Miller scored on a ground out the Carlos Estevez struck out pinch hitter JT Realmuto to end it Bryce Harper hit his thirtieth home run for the Phillies who now sit three and a half games behind the NL east leading Braves I'm Dave Ferrie

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Mets' Pete Alonso Becomes Second Fastest Player in MLB History to 100 HRs

Boomer & Gio

00:52 sec | Last week

Mets' Pete Alonso Becomes Second Fastest Player in MLB History to 100 HRs

"Beat the marlins nine to four pita lonzo having himself a night. One alonso drills one of air deep to left me. This one's going along way. Homerun pete alonzo old clevelander down there on the left field side at low depot. Mark lots out wait long after hitting number one hundred earlier the hits number one one wayne randazzo. Wcbs eighty two home runs for peter lonzo indeed over one hundred now for his career. Mets beat the marlins nine four that cap. The scoring here was alonzo second-fastest to one hundred in his career. I mean I mean again in that list. It's it's truly. It's really special ryan howard. Only the one ahead of

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Cronenworth Homers in 9th, Padres Win; Stanek, Astros Tumble

AP News Radio

00:31 sec | 2 weeks ago

Cronenworth Homers in 9th, Padres Win; Stanek, Astros Tumble

"The Padres surge past Cincinnati for the second NL wild card berth by defeating the Astros forty three and J. Cronin worked solo Homer in the bottom of the ninth San Diego hadn't scored since the first inning when he took a three one lead against Luis Garcia kroner worth center drive to right center off reliever Ryan Stanek for his twentieth home run of the season it was the first walk off home run in his two year career and the second game winning hit the Astros tied in the seventh when usually Gurriel and Carlos Correa homered on consecutive pitches off Chris Patrick I'm the ferry

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No. 9 Notre Dame Escapes With OT Victory Florida State

AP News Radio

00:44 sec | 2 weeks ago

No. 9 Notre Dame Escapes With OT Victory Florida State

"Ninth ranked Notre Dame coughed up an eighteen point lead in the fourth quarter before Jonathan door hit a forty one yard field goal in overtime sending the Irish past Florida state forty one thirty eight the winning kick came after Ryan fitzgerald thirty seven yard attempt sailed wide left fitz Gerald extended the game with a forty four yard kick in the final minute of regulation Jacquelyn completed twenty six of thirty five passes for three hundred sixty six yards and four touchdowns in his Notre Dame debut I think I learned early on when I got here that was you know their plan for the offense yeah I mean I mean I think it's a great idea like I said you always need a house big chunk plays in a game how to be successful and make it easier on the offense to Sean Corbin had an eighty nine yard touchdown run for the Seminoles who have dropped five straight openers I'm Dave Ferrie

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Braves Hit Four Homers in 9-2 Victory Over Rockies

AP News Radio

00:42 sec | 2 weeks ago

Braves Hit Four Homers in 9-2 Victory Over Rockies

"I see Arby's homered on the first pitcher Ryan Feltner his major league debut sparking the Braves nine two pounding of the Rockies the outcome keeps the Braves two games ahead of the Phillies with the Mets three and a half games back Braves manager Brian Snitker we needed and we need officers game which we got obviously Charlie just really really good I mean really good so that was a big win for Austin Riley Adam duvall and Travis d'arnaud also went deep for the Braves who earned a split of the four game series the Braves scored five times in the third off Feltner and three in the seventh off reliever holy and Fernandez Charlie Morton pitched seven strong innings allowing two runs on two hits in his thirteenth win I'm the ferry

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:58 min | 4 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"In the store. You can also just by the physical card game. The youtube series is back up and running so soon enough. We're going to have ryan long. We'll have soda. and gillis. We got nikki cast. We've got a few people already doing it in a few more lined up so. Ti back started ryan. Long here on. Casey radio into it brian. Long here the summertime. Basically it's fucking. Murray don and when is the weather going to get cold again..

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:11 min | 4 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"I'm following voicemail. From a few weeks ago about the strangest thing you'd find at the bottom of the ocean on i guess i didn't clarify it We we have vendor the deepest part of the ocean that we know of but we do not have not mapped sufficiently the vast majority of the ocean floor. So there could be deeper parts out there The reason i. I happen to know this because when i was a heading college looking for a job a navy recruiter wanted me to go live on a submarine and try to map. The ocean floor is like I don't know if you wanna see my mental health history because yeah anyway just wanted to clarify that. Maybe could revisit the question but anyway they care what do i wanna do. I wanna see your mental. absolutely no. He wasn't talking to us. He's gonna the navy guy. Think i don't know what that was played woman. I don't think so. I don't think we know there was no question or anything. Nope just clarifying something about an last voice will. Why did the navy offer him a job. What kind of something. The navy why it must be down. The navy is scraping the bottom of the. They're going to the bottom of the what he said in guys like college looking for a job. I made a summer job. I don't remember the first voicemail he left but we're shitting on his voice mail and he just wanted to call the clarify do i would. I would not have recommended. He sounds like Buster blue army navy. I went to navy for the navy. Wanted me to the navy. Mapped ocean floors. I mean that makes it makes sense. They probably still the most of the ocean stuff. But i don't know. I figured their attention was be elsewhere. Like the fucking aliens that live in the ocean now. Yeah that's the new. The new theory video while one of those videos shows the ufo just disappearing into the water job on the horizon and it just goes under then kind of comes back then goes under again so people are thinking at the elliott straight up in the ocean. And they've been here the whole time. Which would be a cool. Twist kind of some more of the world. Shit like yeah. We've been here the whole time just waiting for.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:15 min | 4 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Today we're going to do top five jerseys. Because i saw our boy dragonfly jones tweeting about it. Tweeting about the carmelo anthony jersey which was a a heavy hitter in jersey. Tried to get dragonfly on. You'd think he thinks i'm racist. We used to be friendly on twitter. And then everything with cabernet popped off and was so. He's a great follow though. And i think he'd be a great podcast guests. But he was tweeting about top jerseys and i think that the the people the carmelo jersey jersey guy. Yeah i'm like. I mean as as i mean it kind of went through that phase. Now it's tough to age out of that as a white guy. It's tough black guys can always kinda pull it off white guys. You have a window where you're you're always an asshole but you're not gonna last like if you're at an outdoor party you're in college or the pool you can wear jersey. Whatever but there was. There was a few during my childhood. That were like must haves so top five jerseys today i know the jersey community glenn e balls of the world and the always the world that people will get bent out of shape are probably gonna have odd to say about it but guess what motherfuckers. That's the point of top five internet. Interact so bugging yell at me all your people. I think i'm gonna be pretty good shade for you. i think. At least kevin's a total. Fucking moron. what would you start with one. Pablo borough vancouver. Canucks boy right. Even i knew that on gonna say the second guy know. I know you're second pick is already now. Usually usually you mentioned pablo with with one other guy but okay pablo berry on the canucks. Yeah you've probably got to be the only person in the history of the world to draft to draft that one. I would say the old school by the way the black Black jersey with the yellow. And if you showed me the right now no chance. I would get it. Oh maybe because they played the rangers and ninety four. It's black and the is kind of like a tanisha. orangish brownish. No yeah yeah yeah. It's black orange and yellow. Could maybe pick that out.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

02:58 min | 4 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"She comes homes mayor how to go. She starts weeping they hug. they're both crying. And then in real life someone goes like got and they're like all right cool for lunch acting like that is so so we really is like a like a skit like a talent where it's the same way it's like you can just like dunk a basketball and then just like you know. Go about your business. You can just act like that and with wild. Have you watched hack hack snow. I heard it's good between watchmen hacks and mayor abuse town. Jean smart mississauga. Hbo deal like five picture dealer. Something axes funny. She's like a like a blue blood. Vegas lifer who's like fading stars. Fading joan rivers asked cyprus and a new hollywood writer who's a failure. She tweeted something got cancelled. So she's like taking any jobs you can get so. She's writing jokes for like so she her stars trying to come out her stars failing but it's not like the life of vegas and she's like a baller like she has like fish imported into pond in her in her in her mansion which is against the law so like the conservative. The conservative people are like that like wacky unimaginable wealth. So it's good. she's awesome. Jean smart as was she was she like from from old school. She's awesome so Tweet at us. I guess you're well. I dunno if you don't want to spoil it. Let me know what your predictions for final episode. He's down but a good chance for that to be a an all time show was due to top five today are brought to you by blue nile. You got a big event coming up you got a you want to pop the question. It's wedding season. You see that video. That went viral the day of a girl. Would you ever propose your boyfriend. Jackie come.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:55 min | 4 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Town if you're not watch stopped. Listening right now can be heavy heavy. Spoilers come back in about ten minutes You want that's fine. I'll be fine. You can check you can use out. They still got an abso left. Yup okay all right. You sure we trust me. This isn't the first time this is heaven. That's the that's the breaks hasn't done well. So the latest episode. I think that the last two episodes by the way. I think both were going not so great until the end the endings both like saved. Yeah i i was kind of disappointed and then it was like bam loaded unbelievable scene and then last night i was kinda which is the way people make tv now. Yeah just need like one. Good moment songwriting. Now to it's like you need a good hook every two minutes long now like give them like one. Good line goosebumps in intensive. I never lie your good but so we're left off for the final episode. Where mayor believes that billy. Who is who told laurie. How does yeah. So billy who is aaron mcmanaman's dad's brother That they went to a family reunion. They had some sort of incestuous events. He is the father of her baby and that she was talking about telling people. And so billy killed aaron. They are also at the same time. They're showing john lorries husband. He's starting to look more and more shady and he's involved. And so i my official prediction you can give your your your were similar but differ a little bit. I think that jon is the real father of errands baby that he i think in the story in the in in the family reunion it was deemed to end erin in their cabin so i think some shit went down with the three of them whether it was forced or just regular old incest which by the way is a fucking diesel storyline for tv. Show like like no matter where this ends up. Whether it's a good ending bad ending. Some people were talking about was compare that last that one scene true detective. It's had some high had some blows wherever it ends up if if the storyline is like three some incest with a baby resulting for it. That's heavy shit. Yeah i never have. I've never seen another show or movie that is done quite so also sprinkled in opioid epidemic deaths and suicides and dads and all sorts of shit. What was the other one in there. There's another one priest rape. Yeah aw mary sound heavy on the trump right admit that it's a lot so i think it's one of the ones we i. It's almost like i feel bad telling people to catch up ketchup one per bench it But i think john is the father. I think john probably even kilter. And i think the scene where he's like. Billy you gotta say the words say the words and he's like i did it he said. Are you ready to confess. Ready to confess. I think that's him making his brother. Take the fall for him. I think that it's like i have a family. And i have kids and i gotta work to get back with lori and my children and he wants him to take the full in some capacity. And that's why the chief now has whatever that Whatever errands friend found from the notebook. It's either. I think it's a sonogram. Maybe it's just a picture from the from the family reunion but whatever that piece of paper is i think shows that it was john who the father and not billy. So that's longer wouldn't show that..

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"ryan long" Discussed on The Michael Knowles Show

The Michael Knowles Show

06:01 min | 7 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on The Michael Knowles Show

"Crazy. But they're afraid but if you're good at comedy and you know it is tough to do but you're gonna comedy you can make people feel comfortable and you're like hey guys we're gonna laugh at everything right now and does not because we're had people it's because we're fun people. That's a great point. I haven't seen before that that similarity between comedy and politics which is that. It's all about the circumstances right. It's all about the context. I mean it's actually the example you use is direct. Which is there's a democratic vote in the comedy club. If they laugh it worked if they don't laugh at didn't work. There's the democratic vote in politics. You know if you get elected then you've you've said something that resonates with people and that might change over time something. That's funny thirty years ago. Might not be funny today. Some politician who got elected thirty years ago not get elected today. But how insane is it to go back and say yeah you told a joke fifteen years ago and now i don't like it and you're dead and i'm gonna ruin you and ruin your life. Yeah because the context is different right because know it's a lot of times you're not even with comedy you're not even so much people talk about it being like a truth telling art form but it's it's not about sometimes not so much about telling. The truth is much as being not forced to tell lies. Because it's more like everyone's it's like if you know sometimes. Just eaten in the body positivity movement with women or whatever this girl so beautiful and you know but say it though you have to say you have to believe and you go okay. I don't care if you want to say that and think that but when you need me to now that's what becoming a problem so it's like. Do you want to go like your thing that you like fine but when you need to nobody you need to say it's good and i think that's like a lot of times when it's pushing back against the context is different. I wouldn't. i'm not like a need to tell the truth. If i'm with someone that's you know that person. Let's say a two out of ten girl. I don't i don't like hey you're gross. 'cause i'm a truth teller and i need to say this is not how i feel but if people are in my face being like tellers beautiful i then i might not know. Stop making me beyond. I don't want to be honest. i don't want to say anything. But it's i mentioned it earlier now. It's become a kind of cliches. This idea of stunning and brave. You know that. basically. There's this kind of i don't know politically correct. Orthodoxy that makes you say. I guess it started really with with. Caitlin jenner is. okay. Bruce jenner wants to go by caitlin jenner. Now all right doesn't really bother made and no big deal. I have other things i think about. But it's when you're told that you have to say this this woman stunning and brave. Even i think nor nor mcdonald had a bit on. This is like luck. They want me to tell say that. She's brave and beautiful and Maybe she's brave but like how many sixty something year old women do you know who are really really hot. I'm not too many in their own way. But not not too many. Yeah that's just a culture of lies that's being being hoisted on people and that kind of makes you react and people are like over it. You know so when you give them the permission to not say that because a lot of times comedy can be like a pressure relief valve right because there's so much of people feel like they're being gas lit right so sometimes it's just nice to go up and say those things the same way that if you let's say me and you had a mutual friend. Who's he's all right. You know not maybe guy number four in the and everyone's coming up in there like this guy's the best all of a sudden you find yourself in your head like what and then everyone's telling you that and then so that's making you feel crazy but then when someone else comes up like hey he just had a really bad day so we're just trying to get bump them up and you go. Oh yeah sure great guy. He's awesome. I just wanna feel crazy. Yeah yeah a lot of dimes. Hearing someone push back against these things is enough to sort of you know because sometimes your workplace. You're like i crazy because you ever. Has everyone lost their minds. It starts to make you feel crazy. Because you're being gaslight by society sometimes there's that gas lighting. I think you know. Sometimes the right gets knocked for being too too blunt or you know they're they're they're considered meaner impolite. It's not that we'd be happy to be polite. It's just don't like relieve yourself on my leg and tell me it's raining just let me know what you're doing and that it's not a i'm not completely out of my mind and we can go along and be nice and all have a nice civil society. Yeah i think that everyone works a little better. When they're the push. I mean it's a weird scenario because obviously the jumps and power so you have republicans in power but the liberals clearly controlled dot every everything else. Yes you have kind of feels like for me like the whole woke church. It's the reason why people are so threatened is because they have their bishop positions in that church and then and they're saying you know here's our list of things and i'm kind of saying. Hey we have a bar down the street where we're all kind of partying and it's really fun and everyone's leaving to go hang onto that bar and they're like just you know we're gonna we're gonna call you the worst things if you leave because they they know if you leave bishop position and they go the devil there and you go well. Is that really. We're just having fun over here and they're like well you can't well if it hasn't happened already ryan pre sure that this conversation will get us. Both excommunicated by the bishops. You're cursing you know i. Well whatever though you can at least go hang out at the bar and the barbie pretty fun down the street. We'll we'll leave it there of take taking up a ton of your time but i do encourage everybody. Go checkout ryan longmen. His stuff is really great. They can find you ryan on youtube. They can find you at your podcast. The boys cast with ryan long. Where else my space. Sangha life journal. I try to you know i route everything to those do things to earn a lot. It's just comes back. But youtube dot com slash ryan long comedy instagram twitter. Dick parlor. I got them all at ryan..

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"ryan long" Discussed on The Michael Knowles Show

The Michael Knowles Show

05:11 min | 7 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on The Michael Knowles Show

"Goes on. You should check out the entire video. Well we've got that man who put out that video and lots of other really funny content ryan long a comedian and filmmaker from america's hat toronto canada. But he now lives in new york city amid all the crazy lockdowns You may have seen him on netflix. Nbc mtv fuse tv the score but nobody watches any of those like legacy channels anymore. Probably you've seen him on his youtube gentle or you've listened to his podcast. The boys cast with ryan long ryan. Thank you for being here. Everybody thanks for having me dude. I love your stuff. I think it's extremely funny. And the thing that shocks me most about it is. I don't understand with the way that you have poked fun also at the right but especially at the left. How you've not been canceled yet. Why are you still around. Why are you not canceled. There's a there was like a bunch of people on the internet. Every time i open my phone right now a bunch of people yelling at each other and yelling me. The virtual virtual rage room of twitter. So people know definitely people have gone canceled but tried to cancel me but one of the funny things is people like me. That aren't in the industry anymore. And i'm kind of doing my own thing and they so now. They're kind of like cancelling each other because they go. Oh we're going to take your job way and you go. What jobs taking away our as our as as we. I'm in that game anymore. So a lot of people like me are doing our own thing. Because the industry's stinks right now. You mentioned that. Because i was i was only half joking when i said i don't care about. Nbc mtv like none of that really interest. You're right though you're account. Your youtube channel is way more interesting to me and the same goes for a lot of other comedian friends. That's much more interesting than getting some network. Tv co star or something like that. Do those networks right. Now are basically going to everyone in america. And they're saying this is what you like now. Everyone's like no. It's not what are you talking about like crazy pills and there's like your favorite comedian and everyone's like what this guy. Hey you know they. They used to do this old. Hollywood you'd see it'd be like your next movie. Star is going to be. Johnny smith go to some small town and find some random guy and forced him on you and that that doesn't seem to work anymore. No they probably. The most recent one of those was john krasinski after the office. There was like ninety five movies where they're like John from jim from the office. And everyone's like. I mean i guess okay again if i have to. I guess i'll watch it. You know on the on the point of being canceled for politics. Your videos have gone viral. Especially because you've dinged Left we have the right to you. Know it's not like you're you're kind of cutting both ways here. yeah. I think a lot of times. I'm just digging dogmatic thinking. And i'm not even necessarily saying anything with the ideology as much as like the people who make their entire identity and try to push it on everyone. Yeah i mean would would you. Would you consider yourself a conservative. Or you're kind of just your comedian. You're kind of outside of politics. Airport in politics generally. Yeah that's what i like to think of it. I kind of like to think of it if there was two people fighting over. Who's going to be the teacher. And i'm the kid at the back of the class. Sort of making fun of it but people so when you say that you always go see your center. No i'm not playing the game. Not part of the game and that used to be okay to be completely honest. It didn't you know and that's obviously something. That's way worse on the glass where they want your. They want your political identity to your entire part of your personality. Used to be like you know all of this guy. He's into football and you did this now. It's like oh so and so he's a liberal or he's a conservative and you know everyone has their leanings. But that didn't use to have to be like the entire thing that defines you and who you hang out with and who you date and what shows you watch so that's one of the parts of the extra crazy right now that used to be the idea of the artist actually going back to a medieval comedy going back to like dante who wrote the divine comedy. Here's this is. There's a famous line in the in the poem where he says. I left partisan politics. You know i'm gonna. I'm gonna be a party of one and used to think of comedians. Like yeah he's a party of one you know he's gonna dig into these guys he's going to dig into these guys he's gonna show these absurdities but i noticed the criticism of you is not coming from the right. It's it's only coming from one side of the political aisle right now. Yeah i even said that ninety nine percent of the people that were mad at my video work in entertainment or the media. Normal people don't care well. It's kind of like the the woke left. You know they kind of run hollywood and they're the predominant power right now right. It's kind of like if you think of them as they're they're always kicking people out there you're not allowed in our club and the right and far as media goes always like gigi come over here come on the water's warm in here right and they kind say. Hey so the right. Everyone's trying to push you to the right regardless of what your ideology is but one of the reasons that you want to stay. I personally want to stay away from even planting a flag down is because i mean you've probably been alive long enough to see those. Two words changed so much in such short period of time. So when you start saying. I'm this and then six months later they can tell you. Remember that thing you are. It means something completely different now..

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:20 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"And i started doing that while i was at juilliard and when they did workshop the public theater i was like i'm out. I'm gone and when when you first got into juilliard. Did you ever think that at some point in your life you'd be a pirate camp. Is that true. You went to fire camp. I went to it. Was almost like yeah. It was it was like a scarborough fair more but it's all pirates. I lucked out. I lucked out with that. Because the guy who. Richard snell is the effects guy. Who's making my gold tooth for steve. The pirate and he's questioned me about. What is this role. So you're a pirate wire. You a pirate Dodgeball but we. I like yeah. Yeah it's a but he's this pirate and he are you making fun of pirates. No no no. It's this guy is representing man. Loves being pirated to he is. And he's like cool. Because i'm a pirate make fun of pirates pony tail and he's got jewels and he's got extra rings on what we're actually. I'm part of rum runners. That's my group. My pirate crew. Why and we've got a thing up in ohio coming up. They make rom. They make every year and everybody would spice their own versions of excuse to get the shit. That sounds awesome. Yeah i want to go to piracy. What of the rules. A drink romney say our. That's that's it that's it. They wrestled they just get wasted and wrestle and they shoot off guns see there were like powder guns no-balls them but you know i feel like growing up. It was like when i was a little boy was like you. Want to be like an injure or a cowboy or pirate. Maybe you sprinkling like astronaut. But it was always like those like the professions. If you will and i feel like i was always a guy like pirate pirates. They live when you grow up firing and then we just kinda stopped. Because you know it's kind of silly but join up with the rum runners and you can enjoy it as an adult. Let's go they. I hope they're still together. I bet you haven't even looked online but probably going strong now that the online presence is because that was we shot that in two thousand and three thousand four thousand four so internet wasn't what it is now was that we've talked to people who are on sets with such break in real quick the latest thing the rum runners did a virtual five k. Hell yeah so. They're out here getting their miles in and doing some running. I think it'd be out. They've made some changes. I wanna go party with those fun all right boys. Let's get a good night's sleep better. My shin splints but on that says we. We've talked to people who are not really on samba. cast a cast with so many great comedic minds. They say that it's actually exhausting to be on set because everyone's always trying to one up each other was.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:12 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Shit man thanks so much that time. Don't be a stranger. Thanks on you guys are the best to i appreciate it. I like where you guys are doing. You're killing it out because these guys all right big. Thank you to ryan long. The maybe the biggest regret of my life is. I got a text message that i needed to read right when he dropped the stock market. And i quote making a joke. Well that's why it's really funny comic joke but he out he said so genuine. He doesn't give a shit ever now. We'll be a joke like that. That's like the new like code word almost like using that god cares about the. Yeah a guy over here at the bar but just a funny fucking dude all around. Who's absolutely killing. It and also. Nick showed me a picture of him in the middle of the interview that i didn't bring up because i thought it was just not him business like punk days. Yeah yeah because he said he already has that like. I was not surprised to find out that he did like the jackass type. Shit has that. Look but this picture whole so. Did you notice to things that he was like. Oh yeah i used to have way more of a punk. And i was like that means something like that. You know i racing see. He's wearing a ban. Now i noticed the band. I thought it was a tattoo. And that's all right. He did not do that. You never heard to downplay his own success prior success. He's very open and cocky. Which i like but the whole area. He's not this band that he's just saying like i'm pretty sure to kill it like you would. Tv show. yeah. Yeah by the end of it i was like. Oh you're fucking bam more. Jared talking candidate you look just like i was gonna say i thought insulting or something right. Looks just like spa and probably had as much fucking money hasn't too. I was like okay. You had an entire. I like career tire. I act like you know crazy man so shout out to him go follow like you said on all platforms. Because he's about to be the next big thing and now we also got to take on the show. Mr seifi who is in every scifi show. And he's in the. What do you do the voice over for star wars does the voice star wars katie uso. I mean a laundry list of Who type movies and tv shows from allen. Two-day closer. how we doing today. Hey tastic thank you are. Y'all good where. Where are we right..

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:27 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Maybe like four the rest of that should is for the parts the and they should just tweet them but just always i'm with your accomplishments. All those awards are such a joke right now too because it's a whole that same thing where i here's a perfect example like canada is super trying to be the right like woke or whatever you know what i mean like. Here's our here's the top comics for the year and and so they really saw these articles and it'll be like the ten top comics of the year. And i'll be like the video i made. Yesterday has more views than all of them. Come online for the entire careers and you go. It's like people have is no you guys just said you've been hearing about me and stuff. It's like imagine what it's like in toronto comedy scene like you know what i mean in that respect so they go in there like yours. Ten comics legitimately like saying. Here's the top like basketball player of the year. And you're like oh who is it. Lebron they're like no no he's actually a girl and she plays college has made. Like what are you talking about..

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:50 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"America like four months before the pandemic so if you told anyone in toronto that you know you heard of this ryan long obviously but in america everyone was kind of like came out of nowhere. Because i legitimately dead right. I moved here four months before the pandemic like kinda got past it. All the clubs started and then it was. You know it's been locked down my entire time in america. Everyone here is to find another. But i've been doing this stuff like i had some. Tv shows in canada. And i made a bungee series at cbc which like national broadcaster. Whatever how how to hold career over there then moved here in kind of the same thing in. Everyone's been very cool. That's that's so perfectly american like it. You look who we discovered like. No no no no man. I spoke in popular in a different country. Like these is by the way. Not like i was over in india. Our way fucking ironic because of right though because it's like you know it's this attitude of americans are like. Oh if it's not america it doesn't matter but it's true unfortunately and everyone else thinks that to like in canada. The only i was talking about this yesterday. The only difference is we do have bands like before i was ever a comic. I had like a pretty successful band in canada when young. And but we had like. When you're growing up you'd see the like let's say Foo fighters and then we'd see our canadian bands and when you're ten you're just like oh that's ban and then when you grow up you see the guy from the other band working as a bar back. You're like we saw. It was duped this because we would just have. Mtv countdown and they would like squeezed and canadian bands on there. So you'd be like. Oh my god it's like nirvana moist like these canadian bands. You guys have heard of right now. Yeah you kind of as you grow up like that was making fifty grand a year. So did you. Did you feel like what about She's greek was canadian right. No this is the kind of like twist that canadians will do. That's wrong because it's creek. Eugene levy moved to america became a big american celebrity right like he was on a million things he was. Setv or whatever was then he was the american pie all the stuff right. He big american celebrity moved back to canada to make a tv show with his son so he essentially you know used his name and catherine o'hara and his son was like a mtv in canada so he basically went back and he's like all make my son's property. And i'll be like in it. And i'll be the executive producer so not me. It's like a jim carey. Is wayne's world. A canadian is movie. Is is austin powers a canadian franchise once so right now. That's the same thing that's happening with me like probably right now. Everyone's like oh like canadian and it was like you guys can eat a dick because you like you the opposite you guys people back and then so jim carey if he goes in like decides to make a little program for canadian television like as you know to be nice to help one of his friends in canada. It's not like coming up do favor. Just go all the way and just say fuck. Canada that plays can eat a dick american flag boxes on. I'm going full american canadian patriot. They're like they're digging their guns. I'm all in a house. The the band. You definitely have a band look to you. Attach the hair. That is more of a band before i was. I was wild kid when i was young. I would have to imagine.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:17 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"You don't do this. It's such a clear like you're wrong because you don't you have to do this thing. You allegedly fucking god. Go see my mom hours. You don't do those things anyway. You could do that right fucking now. You could make groundhog day your day talking about her. Rtd brother into bed. There are people who wake up everyday for yet. My workout go this. I do that. I go for a run. I go to work. I played my kid. It's like i just wanna watch. Tv the only thing. I know that i could safely. We're talking eternity dude. We're talking e. turn ity. You know what i was like said no. My first thing would do if i can deliver day over and over. The first thing i would do is shoot myself in the head days just like two seconds long. Every day i wake up and commits soon. I wouldn't. I wouldn't make it the first thing i do. I would for sure. Get the last thing i do. I was jumped off a bridge in bed. I would for my side pocket of candy. And i'd fucking shoot myself in the i. I would jump off a bridge every single night. Magic bridge not having to be afraid. I'd be awesome. Although i think it'd be a moment of trepidation every time it's like what if this is the day that the cycle breaks. I'm just gonna ask. How long take you to start jumping off shifts. Like like. That's in the palm springs. Bring start doing crazy shit anymore. We're gonna try to. I mean i guess if you wanna get like literal about it. Like i would like to wake up. I'd like there to be some morning sex. I'd like you to be like a bomb breakfast. I'd like to watch the price is right. i would Probably to record a podcast radio But like that's it and then Then like then starts the television finish up with a little more sex and suicide c. You keep going sex. I think i think you say that. Like it's gonna be in the minority. I i would jerk off with a belt around my neck until i strangled to death. There's a choice. There is a choice. You do that you could go. David carradine everyday returning. I respect that opinion. I absolutely respect that. Could you imagine day. Like twenty million. You're like a. I've never done. It might as well try at one time. I it's gotta be awesome. I mean people die for it. You know it's like it's the same way it's that good. I happy people literally sacrifice their lives for john. It's gotta be awesome. What do you say we try that tonight. Sure let's do one more voicemail and get it into with ryan long because it's funny and long and he is funny motherfucker it's brought to you by miller lite type of guy you want to sit down. I wanna. I wanna have an american beer with that. Can make ryan longo full-blown america on on everyone's ass have a nice miller lite which has great taste and less filling better than every other beer out there. You wanna drink some fancy craft beer. You want to be that dickhead. You don't want to drink some water down garbage from the other names..

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:46 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"A you bring out the serial killer in me. hey. I don't see any find them because they are like a half a tell you about them. I was i watched. I was watching on instagram comedian. I followed him. Jeff die and he was talking about how he was on a date and the girl he said you know what are you into what are your hobbies. And she said true crime just into true crime. Which is i think. It's an old bit i think at this point is pretty. Well established that that is the thing but he was like. That's a red flag like all you do is obsess over murderers and she was like no no like it's a thing you know there's podcasts and there's there's shows documentaries about it like there's a lot and he goes okay. Okay let's do a little. Let's do a little exercise here. You ask me what i'm into. And she does on like i. Study all the rapists sir. I love the rabi stuff. I just love all the rape. Be stuff you're telling me. That's not a red flag. And i like pretty eye opening pretty fucking eye-opening that we just let girls get away with the fact that they are absolutely obsessively taken over by murder is too much much. How about this he he. He took it a step further. I'll i'll show you the does so well. He's like imagine. If i knew all the names of the most prolific rapists. The girls like jeffrey dahmer. Ted bundy this guy. He raped in california. This guy. you're fucking locked up and we're just like just girls. They drink wine. They drink wine and they do drew grime. It's like wow we'll fuck anybody. The serial killer was one. I bought a six. Xl t shirt. which is. It's just a grim reaper. Giving the middle finger what are you going to do with it. Where problem six xl. Actually i think makes it. He wants that one. I bought a. I've bought one said. I'm i'm a father. A grandfather and a retired firefighter. Nothing scares me. I bought said i ask god for best friend. And he sent me his son. And it's a it's an adult fist. V spouting within.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:16 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"And i was like there's no fucking chances real. It is without a doubt the funniest thing in the world. A flu shot. She says that shot has destroyed her chances of happiness time now less. Trent is with for a first hand. Look at what her life has become.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:25 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Like now netflix's making the movie and in the news. Tara terrible like if they if they can stop that like they should he was like. Yeah shiloh buffalo. Play one of the guys wasn t know. Oh that was actually true. Yeah oh yeah so even worse. I thought that's how bad i that's how bad that hiring is. The dude said child buff. And tim said noah's in tino. I thought that was like a joke. Tim's picking the worst personnel literally. That's the last person in hollywood. Is you do that. he's terrible. I let people still like him. He was he was entertaining. I hated the fucking movie he did. What was that called to. All the girls one that that that that was shows cock then he got leaked all right making a girl squirt. Yeah yeah yeah hammer cockpit. So he's been doing. I would trade with him. In how many people in the world isn't you betrayed. Dick's with most. Like if i had to thanos now i if you had a fan of snap and you were going to get a new dick from a person in the population. It's going to be like a fifty percent sort of thing like that snap like it could be. You know you might get like a tiny asian guy you might get a hammer would you. Would you run that risk. Absolutely not you would. Just stay old staying exactly where i am. Yeah and it's actually. Because exactly so in china i i bet where you are. It's like i think a lot. Like i've been in the top five in physical fitness in the world because there's so many fat grow people like i get what you're saying but that's not true. I've been i'm top five percent. Okay there four people in this room better shape right now right now. Why you wearing a baggy sweatshirt right now. You should be topless. Tastic was very carefully curate. Apparently apparently we all did everybody comment on john. Clearly he was looking for him. Speaking of.

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"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:43 min | 8 months ago

"ryan long" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Network here parcel. Sports led by the man now known as paper hands. That paper hands bitch. Dave portnoy couldn't even hold the line for like two days. Why did he sell. Because he's a paper hands. Some men have diamond hands. Some have paper day. Jews paper page views is a soft little bitch. I just learned all of these terms moments ago and they all now my favorite words in the english language bay brands and diamond hands. They've wall street's got great memes. Great lake terms and great. Everything i think is ryan long on this episode. Yeah objectively the wall. People are very funny. Oh it's hilarious. The hedge fund man. I'm pro hedge fund. I think i'm also keep you're not diamond hand. Just you got fat sausa- chance i'm dumb head. I don't know. I haven't tried really your diamonds because you'll just hold the for. Not you're not dying hands. Like i'll i'll like all weather the storm you're just like let me know when the storms killed me right exactly. Yeah yeah your diamond diamond head to toe indestructible in for also very distraught right. You are parents death star. There's one little we'll show the whole thing with the rest of it is pretty pretty forty two. Yeah man i mean wall street bets. What sucks for this. Well you you were the right one. You began to give me like. Yeah obviously what did you got it right. If you're getting wrong will you will obviously be right when you said no this morning..

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"ryan long" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

02:31 min | 1 year ago

"ryan long" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Everybody. Thank you. For Joining. US. First Time on skanks. Yeah. first time ever on skanks everybody and that's been a long time coming. You don't from the boys. Gas podcast is the HILARIOUS Ryan Long, everybody Right I'm going to say out of the gates I know you for a brief amount of time get along with you. Great. I think you're fucking hilarious student. Awesome. Dude. That's not what you told me off the show I did not but that's my. Faggot? No. No. Not The F. Word. Matching van Damme. Yeah There's already a Bandanna wearing comedian in this town I was like I'm in a band with Ryan, but he does get. Once. In awhile he's like boy Jay over there. I'll take you in the bathroom. I'll take Jay you used to be a rockstar now Ryan's accessible rockstar son. I'm trying out don't let this business. They're going to try to run you up that flagpole and see what they can get. The guy in the band that we start doing a train and I call forth before anyone's called anything. Drummer when you were in bands and Did, you get the most pussy in the band though now the guy that got the most plus he is the guy that stays up the latest waiting for the Policy Joe Derosa. Last man standing smash the last man slouching. That was just like that was just a technique and getting pussy waiting for drunk girl and raping her four guys like you're looking tired. It turns out if you were young and had insomnia by today's standards your rapist. Things Change ride I want to say you should almost I'm worried that you should call him justin silver down from singing. Your praises it makes me think you guys have done something gay goes yeah. Because I mean he's a big fan of yours which is great and he's always selling it on me in a way I know I'm with you. I like him very much and then we were over Joe, the Rosa's new apartment they ingest in came over and. Right across the street from place. Oh you mean Mr Solo. Up. But don't. Miss Though so beats. Business Solo. I got paid. Solo Pizza No, he moved to a different place. The old place was across from.

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