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"Off the fucking rails and if you're married to this person should probably leave. The house immediately never looked back and if you have polkadot sheets i would wrap up all your belongings. Tie them to a stick and then hop on down the fucking bunny trail because this woman is clearly fucking crazy however redken should give her two grand. If you wanna be crazy be fucking crazy if you go through that many steps to call the people and it was some elaborate scam. Redken can throw her to k. In her fucking van mo and she can go down to the corner store with their fucking beanie on and do what does she look like. Remmy from fuck and higher learning yes. She looks like a white supremacist. Okay it's to be up. Give it to k. Eyebrows gonna take awhile. It always takes a while to grow back. So i give it to karen if you're the husband if she is married get the fuck out of there media guy and that's crime corner beautiful crime corner james perfect way to end this. What would you say your wives or girlfriends were like. Hey babe wouldn't say anything say it'd be a lot of And i'd run as fast as i fucking could out that god damn door. Never the same way. I feel about like i watched the show called the con on like hulu and it's all different people that have been like conned out of this money and a lot of the times. It's like oh this psychic just said that i am too attached to money so i have to give them a check for thirty thousand. Hold it for a day. And when i come back tomorrow and they're just like can you believe it and you're like yes i can. So it's one of those things where it's like yes. This is sad. It's horrible and if she didn't have like someone else there with her. I'd be like all right. Well maybe we're going crazy. Cove it like. I get it. You needed money. Whatever but she had a husband there. And i think all your guys is answers. Bob has the mike. But like i'd be like let me give me give me the baby. Jackie let me just. And what is this. And where's the contract. And where's the money. And what could something you want to do. If you don't mind having a shaved head do it. But if you're going to do it you know what i mean. It'd be like look if you want to do this anyways. Try it if not if it doesn't work out you know we just can't really cry about it because then we look like can hassle. Yes and if. I walked in to the house after work. Found you in the bathroom. Shaving your eyebrows. To the donnie darko soundtrack. Around me a million things works for redken now bay for them now didn't even know you didn't. I got a text message. And i work for now baby. Look pretty and i'd grab the kids. Put him in the car and drive as far as we can and probably sleeping sleep in the car pro couple days. It's sad hotel at sleep in the car and she'd be like kids. Dad's gonna take some fucking say up all night and we're just going to get to main or something like as far away as we can from here. It's sad but you know. Ck in you trying to help other people get scammed. There's gonna be people that make fun of you. Take advantage of you and you. So you're going to help a couple. People though girl cat browse consider. Well they're never going to go back right now. Kids we appreciate joining us to look good revolution on itunes. Leave a five star review and a fucking quick ones. Onesie tuesay line about how great the show is. That's all the advertisers care about. It's all the people care about in this world. It really fucking helps the show. That's it that's all i'm asking for. It's free and i know you're like dude. I don't listen to fucking steal someone else's phone dude the new ones coming out today or tomorrow giorgio tomorrow steal your friends phone and just fucking championship jianchang. Go down the fucking list. And then do it. I don't really care. But the advertisers do and the charts and all that other bullshit please i tunes rate the show. Five leave quickly. That's all we're asking. If you're at home you get a tax message from redken. Put the fucking clippers down. Okay no time time for that today. All right love you. Jesse wiseman aka the jails. I'm ross patterson this revenue seon when. Start as everyone would after..

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"Or something and he's like oh so you're losers your fucking losers and by the way if nobody if anybody thinks that her back didn't talk about women in a certain way he was a boozer he was partier. He was in the fucking scene like he is a good guy and was married for a long time. And all of that. But if you don't think there isn't. I know there's not recordings of it but if you don't think trebek's sat around with somebody and talked about a women woman in degrading way you're fucking out of your mind. And when i hear the term old tweets all tweets who among us doesn't have an old tweet. I don't but anyone that has twitter has fucking old tweets right now so look guy didn't deserve to be there anyways. He's out of their eminem. Bollock is now in there. And i don't give a fuck about her and i heard some awful things about her on blossom. I heard the her co-star her name was originally supposed to be one. She was like no this close to being great. You need to be six. Oh really yeah so i. I heard you always make fun of her like weird arms and torso her midget torso. I don't know. I don't know the real answer on brock now. I'm not into if you're going to get anybody from blocks michigan joey lawrence. Here's a fun. Flirty guy yeah. I don't think they were specifically looking for people from boston. Just kinda how our words she was in the family what stood. What is six. Look like now bob. Can you pull up reason picture of every year. We do this. Which is good. I like it to be remember her. Yeah you don't wanna just talk about people after they die you wanna remember. Remember them while they live shirk. Sheriff is what i've done with with rolling stones. And charlie was so what does she look like. Now yeah popped up okay. Literally the exact. So she's got a drink in her hand of a clear nose job well when you think. That's fine. She didn't take off if she didn't say through a straw bed she must be enter now back lap stack. You could sell this. The arms are still quite midget. Like good for her. I believe it's called midget ties. D- jesse so stay midget. No you kid. At this point since i've kissed any hosting job by just what you're not going to be on wheel of fortune turned honors bitch. They're trying to get you know they're trying to cancel. Say jack right now. For what tweets. Now he's he's been fucking going off the rails on the show like saying we're shit essence and they want to get him out of their game to watch it know it's gotten really funny like where he just doesn't care where he was like. Oh you definitely trying to get fired. I like it and it's really fun to watch. But i'm going to type in the old sage. Jack dude chris. Hardwick would be great. They someone said somebody say bad. Say jags pre wheel of fortune. Career involved government secrets. He was in vietnam. I know that. I wrote entire film about him. I got purchased by fox. It's funny it's called searching for say jack was a great a great one. I really enjoyed it. He said no and didn't do it. And kill the whole project super strange. He said i'm more than wheel of fortune. That was the exact quote. I want people. We are about find out. How much more can you are on. Netflix says net flicks. What lafortune yes owes jeopardy realize. Yeah shit son. Just graduated from medical school. Congratulations to him. Pumping out doctors out of those bulls ford from ball pumping doctor and of the world cher. So good on them. Good on good on say jack. So i have a little like a mini crime corner. Why it a mini. One is in and i have a pretty crazy for thursday that we're going to deal with pictures and everything. But i thought this was funny so florida's school worker calls kids half breeds in hateful rant placed on leave so this kind of goes along like why i wanted to move in the country in the first place. Like you can't pick your neighbors you know when you're in a neighborhood some shilton. Just fucking be terrorizing so florida. School employee was placed on administrative leave wednesday after she was caught calling children half breeds and retards. The woman shawn really sharp high. Shown a retarded shawn's laughing farts but show a jain. The we get sean up. There taints boo cowboys fan. Anyways the woman identified as trish. It could be seen on video in unleashing a hateful tirade against a woman in her children as a result. She's leaving her job so anyways she mother was reportedly walking down the street with her children when she became subject to submit schmitz verbal attacks from her car in a kings lake neighborhood of east naples so in florida obviously but the neighbors say that pat. I'll call her pat. Schmidt believed that they were trespassing and was like yours. Your son must be special ed. He's release a retard. Your son is retard grew. Pull it up triggering just trigger warning is it is it. I hear you kings. Might your white trash. Yes the woman behind the wheel of that car yelled rape your wow white trash must not.

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"Little who. Seven sixes sevens everywhere. And you just fucking dump out shit up out milk up. Maybe that's what if that is it. So he's playing speaking of which He's playing another blythe events thursday nights in chicago. Look i don't know if i this on this or the actually the patriot episode for. Ross patterson cirque. But i'll say it here right now. The the i listen of that county album was dog. Shit and i i i watched listening on. Apple broke every record for their lives. Shame they three point six million people. He didn't release the album. Two weeks later he popped up and was like i'm doing another one in atlanta. And we're going to do this and do the thing and i had it on in the background. Semi meals didn't really think about life because it was late. you're sleeping. He was an hour and a half late. Now that it's huge shock and was a totally different album. And i was like. Oh my god. I the first album. I hated only one song that i liked. And i was like fucking i said on twitter and i deleted it later after the second one just in case people bring it up and they're like flaky. Those masterpieces ir the personal. Explain myself but i did say on that. First one i go that was an hour of just mid and then the jay z. Song at the end was great. So yeah and so it was like fuck this all this the second one. I don't know why left on it was unbelievable. And i was say i. He's back he's back go. All these different never heard anything like this shit. Sound like it was in the fucking future. And i was asked about it and so with this one. There's still no album after that. And i was like motherfucker. You still tinker. That was the one drop that one. That was the one. Let's go and i told you. I was like i don't know what he's gonna do. Because the i ten tracks that are heard off the first one didn't match the other content. Go unless he releases a twenty five song album. I don't know what to think of what's going on. I tunes pops up. Twenty five tracks for the pre release. And i was like oh shit. Maybe really strapping and double album. Fuck you all of it and then you decipher what you want and what you don't want. Then he pops up and says great. I'm doing a thing in chicago now. This morning they've got pictures from inside soldier field. There is an infamous story. That's the shitty little house. He grew up in with his mom and all that stuff in chicago he purchased so bob. If you can pull that up online will pop it up on screen here. This is actually gonna fit into what's going to go down on thursday nights inside it. The soldier field. That's right. They didn't get any new filter field. Put that on screen. They don't need new field. They just renovated i hate. I hate that stadium. Love soldier field. I hate it so much. You're so far back from the action you know who else you know. We saw their bob rolling stones..

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"Max. What's up we do. Maybe chris cornell knew about about everything that's going on now and he was just like i want out do i'm gone i'm gone. Yeah amount of this. I don't i don't fault him board all those. I can't even rodgers rag. He didn't kill himself. Yeah he did he did hell does he anyway. No i think the same thing about boarding when that happened was like he's just like over all of this and i get it and maybe that's why i feel so connected to him because i'm like if i just had one more ball than i have only one ball. Sure sure sure. If i had one more real set of brass there. Wouldn't ya danielle boom boom. Exactly you're saying you're lance armstrong unit ball right now. Yeah because like you know. I i have a little bit of ball sometimes. Do you know what i mean. I can like put on bitch armor sometimes but for the most part no bitch armor. Yeah okay. i like that. Never heard that but i liked him. I thought i talked about on the show. Maybe it was bro at like. Probably when i- anytime. I have to deal with contractor or you know landscape or plumber or anything i have to put on bitch armor and then when i'm done i like crumple into a ball and start crying. Because they had to be a bitch. You know what i mean. So it's really not that hard core but like one ball one ball and it's not even real it's sort of the silicone thing Yeah yeah. I don't have a problem with bitch. What's what's it called when it's just permanent dick armor that's probably right dick armor. I think they call it. Ross patterson but listen exactly the should they should. I was just thinking. So when people get like post op. Yeah they get the silicone. Do they get balls care about the ball. You get balls. You can get up like if you've testicular cancer. Sure can get a prosthetic ball. Put in there so i assume it's the same situation where they putting it. They give you a fake sack and put the fake balls in there. Ju- they care about the bowl so much they just wanna think they do. You think so. I think for the presentation. Okay okay. it's the bow on the package for like the spoiler on the honda. But yeah that a lot. Thank you bob. Thank you for using one of your golden lines here on on our show and not not louisville spewing amazingness before we even start recording but anyway which might need the what. oh recording. yeah we might need to restart the show just getting god.

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"No it's frazier palooza. Season martin scorsese is doing a new movie with leonardo dicaprio and jesse plemmons They just added be phrased to the cast dude and people or down dude. Chunky king are chunky king. Dude yeah cianci plummets chunky. Holy frazier could play plemmons. Dad yeah they look the same now. Total yeah puffed to the mass so i took my kids to see jungle cruise on sunday and plemmons was the lead of it. I thought it was a body suit. At first of how fat he was. No he is just enormous. Let him be yeah. I think he's your neighbor. Is he really. He lives in austin with either house. Here and it gets drifting. Is it really clements lens. Kirsten dunce now. Yeah they definitely live here. And i think it's dripping. I went to a party at her house. Show back in his day and she was fucking cool as shit actually like she's got to be with five hundred pound pleming. Here's the thing do so. She has talented. She had this house party airy an opponent till it was like a bunch of famous people in like dinner party. Like hey smoking. I don't really give a shit. No makeup no brawl sweater and you were just like oh well fuck. You don't care. So when i saw that they were together. It was like i'd make sense. Yeah well what year was the. I don't care no bra twenty. I mean it was a long time ago but like you didn't care then certainly don't give a fuck now so it makes sense like you didn't care at the height of your Yeah i mean. I mean really zero fucks gibbons when she was dating well they're married now. I think they've kids because he clearly doesn't give fuck and he's such a great actor that it doesn't matter like it fit into the character he was playing it cool and it makes him kind of attractive which is like. I don't even see how that could happen but it does. Because he doesn't care because he doesn't care and because he is so fucking talented. I'm just reeling. Do play dates with plummets greats. Cool san she's fucking cool man our new the new property. We just bought his out there too. So what's that we've had a real quick. We've got a lot of questions about that. You'll be you'll actually be able to see the signs highways dope once we get that kicked off. What's that show that curson don's just did. It's like florida how to how to die in florida or some. No one really watched it but she was fucking amazing and again. Didn't give a fuck right. Come on becoming a god in central florida Multi level marketing chick needs to hustle. She's not afraid to like not look good but she always looks good but yeah she was really good anyway them. Good good for all of them. You know she is that. I didn't know there were here. I think everybody who did friday night lights up ends up just living here. Yeah he bought it. He bought the house wherever the fuck is during ethanol okay. It's one of those cities. Live there or part time or something. I read an article co 'cause my wife always like every fucking week is like oh my god. This person lives here too. She's like a new person every week. Cow chandler som- yes. He does at the home depot two days ago a moment with him. He's on did. He's at the top of my wife's list to see list no to bone being okay with me to the hp at home depot in dripping. We'll just do there. He comes in all the time. He spends a lot of the time in the irrigation. I'll i'm sure there's something going on. There's always an irrigation thing to attainable. He really is the most. Like i didn't even know it was him. Look like in real life. i've never seen. It was not as tall as i would think but obviously taller than me ballpark. It what you're tiny lady. Maybe like a little bit shorter than you. Oh fuck dude. I'm like almost six four. So i'll tell them maybe six foot all right. That's what here normal human just normal. Yeah yeah you know skinnier than i thought to. There's some movies where he looks. A little bulked up which i love to clear is full heart little meat on the bones hat. We're in the irrigation. I'll had a moment. There was no one to help us. No one we're looking around when you don't need help at home depot twenty million people ask you if you're good when you just have one question it's like a fucking tumbleweeds going by right. It's i am legend in there and like hello so anyways i see this you know the big orange ladders. They're not even ladders stairs that are pushed in there for employees to go up and get something from up high and so we're looking around. I'm like i bet the second that i touch that ladder. Someone's gonna come over. So i just go over to the ladder and start pushing it to where i need the thing from an route someone. Come ma'am ma'am ma'am and i'm like oh cool. You're here so you can help me get a little little nod. Then he got on a phone call and just sorta left but yeah that was like get good work work brown. Yo what you're doing here at the orange and orange to he doesn't go lows. Just see you guys now good. He's got orange blood running through his veins. Great it's great to hear and bob for your wife There's a rumor that his sexual preferences people in their third trimester so the boy header up if he wants to induce labor for. That's fine. i guess you imagine how great it would be over at baba's right now. Yeah it's fine. I guess they just. They play that explosions. And this guy song in the background. We all know it is that from. You can hear the cords being being.

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"Shit stay libraries. You're going to a lot of content for that. You know a yeah. Oh fuck one last thing real quick sorry. I know. we're super over time. Your your discovery channel. The numbers came in for that. K- gangbusters seven nine million downloads to put it in perspective and they had a picture in the article by the way of just chip and joanna that sits yes to put it in perspective peacock. Ten million discovery channel plus was started after that and almost doubled it already and simply women who are just going flock into that shit because listen to what. The categories are reality cooking home improvement murder. So everything you said by the way a few weeks ago. I just wanted to praise you. Oh thanks that. I would tell you the show you were correct and i mean it's destroying everything so you make the app appealing honeyman. Think that many fucking dudes have espn plus. Do you know what i mean like. Make something appealing to women and all of our little dumb fucking shit that we like and it is dumb but anyways commercial free will buy it now again. I've told you this i've got. I have all the apps. I don't even want to tell you all the ones. I have a have all them but going the tier to get no commercials. I haven't done yet all like a seven ninety nine. If i wanted to bump up to fourteen fifteen dollars. I could get no commercials. But it's my one little thing because i don't tell you about it and i've gotten every single one that i'm like. Let me just student commercials for now. Well you call them all bump it up and called it. Buy stuff that's it. Sorry that is. It's destroying and they're stoked that's that's that's a big boy numbers big boy numbers. Congratulations shipman joins. He's keep doing it in for you guys. Please keep going rate in the show of five. Starring lee quick review. There's anything that the advertisers on the poster cares about so it really really helps the show. I know it's a pain in the ass. And if you're out there and you have a green phone aka android green tax phone like again stopping poor but then you still somebody else's iphone the review. No one will care. It's free used to review on. You're not for items so you can't do it on android separate deal anything you say tech wise but true this one a off the guy's ass on this one. Yeah it's weird. There's what is theirs. They have a separate app. It's called Shit stitcher now. We've got google play. But i don't know what they there's one specific yeah for android there's google play and then there's something else like pocket caster whatever the fuck i don't know oh but pod i think yeah i think for android. It's called pod pod. Yeah so just go to steal your steal your your friends with an iphone and just leave us a five star a quick review okay. That's it i've done it before. By the way no shame and then there's a baseball game took the phone me your fun you rate and review the shows. Now you are now. I'm gonna sit here and go through all fucking sixteen shows on the network. That's being mingming main being aggressive. It's not they don't probably illegal listen to like. No i don't even i guess. What do you care. What do you care that. I have your phone. I'm not. I'm not looking for your dick pics. Bro you kind of were though did afterwards. But i made sure to rate and review the our show five-star and leave a quick review. And then i look for the dick pics and then you send them to yourself. We appreciate you joining us funds. Show stick around. We'll be live on sports at two o'clock today central time so three. Pm eastern we will be live on sports with the guest and then a drink and rose will follow afterwards. For jesse wiseman ak the jason. Ross patterson this revolution. Good night. Everyone island..

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"From saint louis. Oh two brother. I've heard in america. So i've heard i will say try to see. Is it really. Yeah god i've never heard saint louis. Be like the fucking hotbed of food. They've got some in know. What else do they have their ribs. Now the saint louis style road toasted ravioli toasted ravioli. Ab i've heard i've heard a gooey cake. We butter cake who we butter cake. Which i've actually made obviously not as good. But so i'm ryan fucking amazing. I would say the pizza's probably the more acquired the three but like who doesn't like deep fried ravioli and basically. What's like a brownie but like butter and yogurt pretty fucked with chocolate cream cheese and butter and sugar and like what are they called on. You top gooey. Butter butter butter cac please. It's in the name. -gratulations saint louis. We butter kick. And then i think they also have like a chilly on spaghetti situation cincinnati. So sorry about. Yeah so that i can shoot that one down. I'm not a skyline chili guy at all in saint louis. Daphne does chili mac which is top of spaghetti. They way for him. It's mac and cheese so the name kind of confuses me didn't know if it was of the region shitting through a screen door sir. You were there actually made me think we did a movie and we were one of the stops with saint louis in this movie and the director on that every city we went to he had to try other fucking disgusting food and he got. We went to that diner remember and he got the chili on the spaghetti. There and i go. It looks like a plate of diarrhea. He and he's got the worst shit director filming just and you're like pro. We need to get through the day. And i go home and we've got a long fucking day. I can't have you shitting every fucking our because we. We've should movie remember on the way to josh. Which we almost the whole thing. We were about to shoot a sunset scene at joshua tree rights. You get one shot at night. Where was he in the fucking bathroom for forty five minutes dude. Barely got the shot right barely. It was a one take wonder at the end because we shitting on the side of the highway up to josh. Oh we had to have the the thing at the fucking thing and it's just like dude reading food at a gas station bro. He's one of those guys. He goes to a restaurant and he'll ask. The is it of the region to whatever just fucking where need to go. Go drive through and fucking subway. Just get what of and somebody at one of the crew members asked me like we short on money like is that we should on the budget and i go no. We just can't handle sitting down asking the waitress if it's up the region. I'll give you the money that we would have spent on the restaurant. I can't have this guy shitting anymore. dead serious. We did. We took him out for a really nice meal in new york city. Remember when we get to new york. I'm going to take you guys out to the best fucking dinner of your lives. I apologize. I was like i just can't have this direct shitting anymore. And so we went. And that steakhouse so fucking good salts or a or b btk killer serial killer guy says yeah scrappy. T k took everybody out there. And i apologize for the crew and the director was. Where did you guys go tonight. And i was like nowhere. Chill just got a dog. Yeah times square. No big deal. The crew wanted did have the real new york experience. And get a pretzel on a dog. So that's all we did smell and his close whenever somebody's shifts that much and love you smell it in their closing damn man. I can't do this. i can't fuck do it. Beautiful way to end the show. Yeah yes love ending it on on super down notes like that but you can make up note by going to. I'd soon rate in the show of five star and leaving a quick review the only thing that the advertisers care about who else who cares about them. Advertisers apple basically apple to get. You can't even find the charts anyways but whatever meme and then make sure to check out the trough giveaway. Just tell everybody again with the trump giveaways so anyways you are going to trust by something like one of the sauces. You don't have to buy the variety pack. Whatever used the code or pr pr and personnel. And then tag. Ross patterson revolution instagram of something of you using the saw cooking with it. What you liked to a video whatever you want to be like. I love trough. This is how i use it and we truff actually personally is going to send you the variety. Pack this someone was like. I need to get a variety pack. No no right. Get something look i would suggest getting the hot sauce the best i love it and then let trump send you the variety pack as well as as well as two hundred and fifty dollar gift card to mountain primal meat company According to all of us and more importantly. Dan holloway the meet queen. It is the best meat that you can get for the best price delivered right to your house. So bison elk. Joe rogan fans smelt. Right now i will say someone was triggering but someone on the screen was like widow. Have to buy to get tough. Yes but then you're also going to get two hundred and fifty dollars worth of mount primal meet meet as well as the variety practice so by a little trough you get up on show trough and some meat basically just tag. Ross patterson revolution will be picking. I think august third we will announce who won we will And will announce it on social on the show and Our social media girl will get all of your information to send you that stuff correct and it's well worth its And then also. Because that's august third. I think august second. We find out if we're going to the field of dreams game in iowa scofield so like gregg hersholt field. We'll find out. There's like a Like a raffle ford. I guess i don't know i'd ally and say that i lived in iowa. Motherfucker regulars takes them going iowa. We're not going to not go- some. I'm going and then An attack hoven thing or just do that. were they. Make you be of the region no so this is a one time special events romi doing this once known. What i'm saying is okay. Because i asked is. It doesn't seem like bill scofield. I was like hey dude. What's the fucking story with that. And he goes. It's the airport. So i guess you fly in des moines. It's like a three hour drive or you can find in and it's like a four hour drive just to get to the stadium wherever that is in the middle of iowa never been. There did still can't confirm that it exists. So i don't know but i know bill scofield and i trust him right so craig. Well craig doesn't live there.

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"At winning. I'm moore's right. He's he's with his boy. That league those clubs just going down the slide. Steroid club feet. And meanwhile you know as ex-fiances getting fucking asshole rub down by by aflac right. Look at that face to which one on era yeah. His man. Makeup is going to be washed right off. Well i don't fault him for that anyway. Daddy's got to throw a little power for these lights. These little little powder for these lights but yeah he's he's going through it because in the picture of him on the boats with his with his feet cross. There's another one where he's wearing pants. Dan i don't know you can find it but he's wearing he's wearing jeans. They're wet wet lease sales you long. And he's crossing his fee crossing us in a way. His legs are crossed a little like a like a thirteen year old waiting for like a prom date to be like. Do you want to dancer or some homecoming probably not promise thirteen. That's a little too young way too young but his his little little feet across like this and you're like oh man Michael rapaport pat posted earlier. Oh shit they fucking did a rod dirty. Is that the real one. Put that up. Jesus christ he looks jacked all right. They fucked him. Which which one is the my god dude. The the other one was about you. Don't go on the way down. I'm sorry era. All apologized jesus crises chat. Get the fucking belco guy. Gimme some of shit. he's great. what does he fifty. Looks like that. Some of that balchunas shit. I apologize six. yeah. I don't like him as a person. Goddamn and i respect that body. Respect a respect to steroids okay. I don't. I'm not gonna witch shame on the show now. Working out is seventy five percent. Liden yeah yeah. That's true that's true you for you turned away turned off your phone. What was yeah anyway. Good for them. Oh no he posted something that was like. I'm stepping in to the new beginning of my life horribly written. It was just kind of like well. Okay rod stuffing into the new beginning of your new life. Awesome good for you because you are staring right now at benefactor yes yes winning winning the war winning and it's great. We needed a yacht war this year. If we didn't get it is well. Are we really live true. Are we really alive and And i find it amazing by the way. So congratulations ben affleck. I'm here for all your bullshit. And i love all. It's never getting old to me. You don't have to throw out the video but there is a pretty. It looks like my nightmare but anyways after the yacht or on the or whatever they had v her birthday celebration and just like she always does he. You know looks great at a booth. All these girls come out with champagne that she's not drinking and ben is just next to her and in my mind. I'm like what is going through. Ben all like. Can you change your spots. Right like kenna. Leopard change their spots. Like do you want to just fucking get some blow and party right now. Do you not wanna grab one of those fucking waitresses with you. Know what i mean like. Are you really changed or are you just now in a prison. If j lo's making if affleck often self like after this relationship winds down and wins surprise me where he's just like man. I can't live in a world where i can't booze and do drugs. All the time is pointless. it's pointless right. i also remember the time here That's because some people were talking about that. Jennifer lopez slammed his back tattoo. The phoenix tattoo. Now she's back with them and it's like we get in that cupboard. What are we going to do with that thing. Because that's stretches all the way underneath the asshole and everything else that thing that dragon tail. Yeah yeah yeah dude. That's why his shirt is not off in yacht war. it's not because she forbade it. Yeah what's up do you want. Iran's official statement I would love it actually. New energy is emerging new levels are unlocking for me mentally physically and spiritually. I'm remaining patient and know that this is a new phase of my life is coming. Are you fucking series. A grown man wrote the yes. Alex rodriguez within the base and he liked liked her birthday instagram posts. Let's be real market for new era baseball cap company. Goddamn down. I mean that is fucking insane. He's turned into a a female instagram. Yeah i remember I will fix you was one of his collages with all photos and all this other stuff like play. Coppola start posting pictures with handwritten notes of things on them. Just a little quotes. You don't know where they came from or who wrote them yeah Really had he really gross gross oddly going sports heavy day but at least factors in all of our our pop culture. Can you pull up the picture of a rod. The other one. Aaron rodgers showing up for camp this morning. God it we make fun of this guy jesse all the time right. We don't know if he's gay straight or whatever and then he just shows up in the shit like this and you forget about it and you're like oh you're cool and funny shit shits. That's how he showed up to camp today came Look how relatable i am. I like no no no. I'm wearing parking. I think because so. They've had these contract disputes. They finally settled. The rumor is the cut out the last two years of his deal. Who's only gonna play one more year and then he's gonna do whatever he wants rights. I look at this. As as i thought it was very subtle. Dig to say. Hey dude if you want me to fuck and show up at the goddamn office. I'm going to show up like this guy. And just sit there the entire season and do dick and i might spill chili on myself. I think that is what it is. 'cause it's that character so specific in the office of kevin where it's just like all right. I'm here ready to leave. And we're ready to go That was the whole off season where it was like great. Great if you're going to force me to work might as well treat this place like the goddamn office for one year. Draft him or anybody else and then he shows up with long hair fucking bond those glasses. That clearly doesn't look like a guy who's ready to play some football. He was on the golf course the other day. Yeah again i feel kerry wrong. Sport kerry bresson to shambles. Bama's ricefields lake. That's what he wants to be doing golf right. Well it's either that or jeopardy right so that at into the next story is there was a rumor forever. that's you know they had made them Seventeen eighteen million dollar offer to host shepherding in that. Fuck that job. Last a lifetime was his dream job. He said it was guests. Hosts hosted are already I find it odd that he reports to camp and goes back in and then the internet one last night and got their guy in there of lavar burton so lavar burton guests hosted last night..

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"Holy shit right. you don't have to. You don't have to work like you guys are fine. Yeah and then. They came back and went on tour. All your money from touring anyways. But they're just touring off their old hits. Yeah they don't have record new music. Yeah it's amazing. It's amazing but i was. I was super stoked on that. And now i want to go through the other ones With that podcast. Because like alabama shakes is on there the lead singer for everyone in the one you're talking about is from december seventeenth nineteen andre three thousand recruiting conversation and then the Title of the podcast is broken. Record records yeah yeah really really great. Great name really great and then in nets by the way because i was kind of searching through the things There was a kind of like a clips channel or something what he was working on or what else he's working on and one of them led to adele. Now i did not know. He did the the adele album. Her breakout album. The one with the face on it's with the From two thousand eleven twelve. Whatever that first one was that really fucking made her shipload. Rick rubin produced that to jesus chris But i'm thinking to myself. I'm trying to figure out these algorithms and everything else is. We're telling people to hammer the like button on youtube. I think it's because i was talking out loud about dell in the studio yesterday. She's dating lebron. James agent rich paul. Yeah alleg- now. They were out at dinner and everything else. that's it. They went to the fucking suns game the other night man. Imagine just growing up with your buddy. You know somebody. Famous buddy becomes a a huge worldwide famous basketball star. You get to be his agent and then you just you could just eight. Adele wanted to write a wildlife rich. Paul does much more now. He's definitely the guy that pulls the strings out now but it always it always changes. It's cyclical because when lebron retires and you can't use those maneuvers behind the scenes to be like. Hey dude. Let's trade into the lakers. Let's trade you to this or whatever twice started clutch. I i understand but guess who bought clutch as somebody else will take over and you know. Congratulations i'm just saying he's a gangster. Yes i look yeah. Basically lebron saw potential in his friend and then helped him just go. I've got a lot of friends. I see potential. And i didn't have a billion dollars owed eighteen years old. So they're poor right. they're not dating adele. Yeah sorry sorry do you. Guys out there lay down. Yeah you down. But that's not. What are we really let down. Yeah yeah. I think you should think about that tonight. Your training is when i'm watching. The suns game is on tonight so if they go to go yeah they go to that you know and i will have called the series buxton six same as i said on the show. Cattleman amazing human if that happens tonight but we'll foster is the referee tonight leave In his last ten games efficient in chris paul games. I think. chris. Paul's lost ten greats. Yes creates crates crates. So with that. Milwaukee tonight keep an eye on shapes. I will faria okay. It's going to. I can't wait burned to the ground. I have a feeling dead serious milwaukee. They opened up this morning. There was breaking news this morning. They opened up the deer district to accommodate sixty five thousand people outside the stadium and they're putting big screens on the side of the stadium. Now if you've ever been in a city that has rioted before you really want to gather sixty five thousand altogether. Serve them drinks nights. How watch on the jumbotron right outside the imagine if they did at staples center because win or lose. People are pooping in the street. Right yes winterless. Now that's how you celebrate and if you're fill you're eating that shit yep you're eating your own shit. that's cleveland. yeah. I saw philly fans in cleveland right. Okay whatever By the way you buy jerseys. Now somebody made you adele code. Dan jersey philadelphia eagles jersey. I saw dead serious assault posted online. I'll say if the show i know isn't it was an eagles fan eating horse poop around now import okay. Brokaw fucking city sin. The original like poop eater was when the cleveland cavaliers won the nba finals. And cleveland cavalier. Fans make better remembered that. What i remember is a and this is someone that doesn't know about any of that stuff. The only thing i know is a philly fan was eating. What is this what is this. That's the philly fan eating or worship. Dan i'm just wondering how can you tell me what is on the screen. We put on screaming Can we not do people know that. It releases dan. Can you. just tell me who that was eating the poop. That's my cousin sean. Yeah yeah it is. A bunch of delco peeps. Do you guys know each other protein. Getting up you gotta get the protein induced show. Here's here's what he's referencing. This is the cavs fan. Oh there you go you look back. There's oh come.

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"On fire at the end. I mean like put that retardant stuff on or whatever and like light an arm or something think could work. I i do because they all had a theme and there was. You have to have a thing there was pyrotechnics last night. So like a couple of guys that came out to fire. We were just like. Hey this is awesome. So eight up dude. I'm aid up nation. I'm in it for life now. And i'm all in. I was looking for something like this. I didn't know this wasn't gonna last night's. I know i'm excited. Yeah it was awesome real quick here. Timothy's san in the red corner ross. Baby hands patterson with the finishing. Move of the lumpkin. Now dude i. I wanted to go by beef Beef beef wellington oh booth yeah beef. Wellington okay. I like that i leave everyone. Pink in the middle okay ripping out hearts somebody else said they bought goes bed. It was the greatest guy. Jim decision of all time. I wouldn't lie to you about that. Mattress is big boy purchase. So did you get the three d. Whoever it was. I need to know. I think that might have to be my next purchase. Your the thing's amazing and then jacobs came home last night's Was up late watching the after the kids went to bed. You were sleep in Watch the suns game with my buddy. Alex monica last night going back and forth worst loss of all time but at the end of every dark road. Jay jacobs. there's a fucking late at the end of the tunnel. Share a thing. Who fucking us all i off the chain today. Read an article last night. Where your dream came true. Everything you said should happen should happen. And they cancelled the tiger king series with nicholas cage. Yes yes and i do believe that peacock is probably gonna follow suit because of the statement that nick cage put out. Which was nick statement. What did he says. Statement was Bob can probably look it up but the statement was Hit he was talking about that amazon amazon and he was like amazon. And i have decided that this project is not timely and all of this decided that it wouldn't be in anyone's best interest. The time has passed stuff like this. It was actually really well written. But anyway he wasn't relevant anymore and it's not and i love. I'm sure probably amazon. That had to push him to that. 'cause nick we'll take any fucking job. That comes comes his way right. But but they're i do love the decision to just be like. Hey we're going to be a little bit more self aware and just be like this shit. Nobody wants to see anything about tiger king. Anytime you see a picture of him you roll your eyes. You're done it. Brings you back to a place that just is done. It brings back to the beginning of the pandemic. absolutely right. that's part of. I have like. It's a traumatic memory. Like starting to watch that and being like this'll be over in a couple weeks. I don't even wanna watch the jordan doc again right.

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"So anyway. Yes so she. She did a tweet but then she also ended the tweet. Right bob with a story about a trans a sad story about a chance child that either committed suicide or something so basically. We need to be all more compassionate to people that identify as a certain thing and just let them do that. You're so again twitter's right back on that train. And i love every second of it because she popped her little out and was like good and they're like no. We're not fucking good. Get back in your whole with your twenty kids and but by like you're done why why do i don't understand so like with with chrissy teigen and then this chick you're already married to the super rich people you can do and you get to do all the things and all the cool shit. Why do you want to be famous as well and have that on you because it's the only reason that you got together with this person right. I would. also. I've said this before and i'll say it again if i could get you on a show with cristina p where my mom's at okay and it was the two of you guys hosting. I think it would be the biggest show in the entire world quits and hold your purse at all of these events. Because that's i don't care why these other people give a shit. I just don't understand like tell me about it. The cool shit you can do with that much money stelco dan. There's a pandu him for christ's sakes look at this guy this guy. He's wearing a martin. Luther king jersey because he lost a bet. Stand a little bit. Let them see that jersey jersey of trae young because he lost a bets. And that guy you give them. What one point. Five two million dollars. You're out of here. You never return. Oh he'd never talked to any of us five makes sense right. You can buy the house and the beach probably on a jack. Nicholson gulf. course. Jack nicklaus golf course now. We're grown caribbean is that we got it planned out already thirty. He's thirty and he's already thinking about retirement. This is what i'm talking about. This is what does for you. Why do you have to pop back out and be famous and do all the things because you're dehydrated thirsty Because you can't live without it because you think that your voice fame with chrissy teigen. She won't stay off either now. She's supposed to bacon with my kids. You can't your life doesn't happen. It's like a tree falling in the woods. Like your life doesn't really happen if the whole world doesn't know about it what's up just like people everyone should be Like everyone should work in a restaurant or every word. You know what i mean. Yeah right everyone should be legitimately have some level of fame for like six months. Not a bit doesn't need to be huge but they need to like understand what it's like that people come up to you at a bar be like you so that they can understand essentially if nothing else. The profit motive behind people doing something just for attention. They don't understand how addictive it is. How fucking validating it is. Yeah any of that shit. It's like why would they whatever someone said. Why would they do that just for attention. What you answered your question. You answered your own question. That was rob's humble brag to say that he's been approached at a bar he has. Bob was off. Was college college famous. Fm yeah oh front move way cooler than my story. All were you drinking or work in there. You're welcome yeah word servant the guy worry but anyway of case you know exactly right like case in point. I ran into Theo von at the fight saturday night. Right yeah dude. He was getting fucking his arms ripped off by people and finally like we were both going up to get food and finally he had to tell fans like in a polite way. We were just grabbing. His army was like dude goes. Hey dude i have to eat yet. I just have to eat and it happened very quickly. And he's not super into it so no he's hard so i went to Both both of us in the same place and so we were chatting for like twenty thirty minutes. Great fucking guy did not be more honest and open about life. He's was by drinking before. But he moved to nashville. Were in austin now and so. It's a a rough get along. That's not a guest. That i wanna zoom. I want them in person and all that shit for real like for sure. Because he's that red it'll happen he'll just come through. Maybe chill out like things. We'll chill out a little bit and he goes man. This podcast is crazy rain ago. It is but i go. It's a little crazier you. Because of the rogan effects. I'm like dude. That's another once. You're on rogue and it seems to change the course of every comedian's career and all that shit and and you could see it happening dude. He could not do it. And like t to bob's point man go out go out everywhere and And then see what that's like and see if you want. I don't know why either chrissy teague inner loria and all that other shit like you're already with the most famous people already and now you want to be like well because her old interviews to she would cut off alec and just get in there and save weird shit. Oh yeah you're like. Hey do no one wants to talk to you on but also the thing of it is because they are still famous so for example chrissy teigen right for her are still going to recognize you. You just want it to go back to the way it was people recognize you and love you right so so with with them. I get a little bit to where it's like unless she. I mean she should just literally stay in her mansion or get by a house of social media three. Yeah get off social media but again if they go anywhere still chrissy teigen and hillary if they go to the grocery store if they're on the street whatever they're still going to recognize but my guess is they're probably getting dirty looks yelled out whatever it is or they're not getting the like. Hey they're getting the is of. I recognize you. But i'm not su- person we i think they can't..

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"You know don't don't give us engagement. Tell me i don't know. Yeah exactly yeah we look. We got a bunch of shows here. We failure to stop which is an instant. Hit with mike. The cop and eric tanzi download. That's now And then we've We've got the giggle boys. Who started saturday nights with us and That was like software. But i'm just saying if as far as a control like those guys are everybody you guys were the ones i asked for them and i said yes absolutely. We'll we'll get them on board and then we're talking to another show right now so a lot of lot of dope shit come and let's face it. You're not watching watching. Hbo brother four million for the season. Finale of mayor of nottingham. What does it down. Its mayor of delco. Mayor of delicate fucking gotten meat in it just seems so like me i just did. I didn't know what east town was. That was my hesitation. I thought it was like a witch thing. Maybe it had to do with witchcraft. Dead serious mare of delco mirror. Delco's like oh shit all right cool well but we already have one. And he's in the studio i areas. Thanks for sooner. Had kids gonna. I'd soon's rate the show five star and lee review. That is that is what keeps you in the charts tunes that is it. I was listening to dave portnoy. Talk about the war. That's coming up with the spotify and itunes. He's never know but but he's saying that people are going to have to choose one or the other soon. I already told you that. I understand okay. But when he's saying it. Oh yeah as a man. yup yup. Yeah you were not a little baby woman. And you don't know what you're talking about jesse when a man says it then it's cracked thing you know with with with away though like People trying to pick off talent left and right. He's trying to get new talents So he's he's really in on the shit where it's just like all right cool like we're not trying to pick off people that level that he's dealing with cell he knows a lot more than we do and And the rights and then again he knows the same as i do Probably not because you're a woman obviously so The facebook thing is starting soon. I wanna say it was either today or tomorrow to Where if you do listen to shit on facebook. They're going to your. Rss feed will. Now be on facebook either today or tomorrow for ross pollution. I know that all the episodes so have fun. Kids weird world. Were getting into though but i like it. I like it a lot. You're like the way to look at kieran. T it's up for. Jessie wiseman ak the djabel. Ross patterson mrs revolution home after no.

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"Yeah saint louis lou. And i'm proud. Nelly van pels fifty a scam. But that makes sense but these bold and you know by the way. I love espy shit. I think i think he would make more than he ever dreamed of if he had podcast versus being on. Espn he does. It does espn zone. Yeah there's your problem with stanford steve. Yeah there's your problem so. Espn fucking money. Get paid that much. Now it doesn't. It doesn't highs paid employee on espn and steven smith and he makes three million dollars so it is criminal. That svp is not making that because he could do that. And double that in podcast in fucking six months it says salaries four million actually svp might be the radio then good for him. This is just how many days a week is the on that morning. Show that'll tell you the answer in five. Five days i probably. That'll be the answer for four million dollars. Nah no he again. Double if you wanna podcasts. I'm sure i'm sure he will at some point. Speaking of which you and i were watching the end of conan o'brien last night it was weird. our down to lake a few weeks left on conan and then we flipped over. We you and i haven't watched late night. Tv and a wild. Yeah because it's been dead rights flipping over to jimmy. Fallon seemed weird. Is it all seems fake. Now myers was the one last night. All this shit's he's done he's done. He's over it's like he's over it himself. He yelled and a writer live on air last night. That was well actually. I could edited that out. Ross patterson was joke about the new bronco coming with a c. Didn't whatever then he knows horrible. It was dumb monologue. Joe wasn't horrible but he looked over and he's like he looked over at the writer. And just like this. I mean it was a full stop and he just go. That's what we're doing now. He seemed pissed on jokes from the ninety frac- of character. It wasn't funny. That's what we're doing now. Just telling jokes from the ninety s great great and then he looks into cameron he goes that ladies and gentleman was a monologue. So like seth meyers like happy. Sad smile where he's gone a break last night. He's left the building. And i get it. I do too. I can all over it to like. He's over i wrote. That thing is like what the fuck out some. I going to talk about anybody in that. Realm right now is all that happy no material. They're putting like i really think they're starting to cause seth meyers like i'm like i'm like the biggest soft spot for. Snl stuff that you could possibly have multiple friends who call me an apologist for the show and alumni of the show and i always thought that myers was really good and one of the better model august and cutting joke deliverers in in all honesty because i even years salah. Snl done even. I'm saying it's just gotten so like and defeated. And i don't know what it's from i really don't know what is from but it feels like the one thing i can tell for. Sure is it doesn't look like anyone with maybe the exception jimmy fallon because he's a puppy. Just think about how much we need to curb our shit here. It's ten million times more on executives that you have. It's yeah yeah so you can't you can't say anything anymore. The other part about it is all of those late night show. The interviews are only eight minutes so you have to ask these questions whereas a podcast. We matthew mcconaughey on monday nights here. Monday night ends. You can take your time. You can talk for hours about whatever you want and everything else. And he's fantastic and that's what you want to hear like shit. I don't you know because how many shows shoot out of here. I think we're like one twenty five a month. I don't get time to watch all of them. But like all pop in to a mcconnell and be like all right great holy shit. This was awesome right Even aaron carter fucking crazy is. That was a great show. I believe him. I know you do. I know you believe aaron carter. Those great show last week and it was like holy shit. That's what's interesting about it. That's what's missing from late night. Your snl apologists here. We'll say this. Because i don't like it now have a. I loved it growing up. Obviously seth meyers was a great head writer. He was great on weekend updates. And you know he oversaw the last great era yes switch was andy sandberg kristen wig etc when he left in the rest and those guys left at the same time to me. That was when it died. I know we had gilbert godfrey two days ago. Tina before him she was she was right before him and i thought he did a good job with the rest of those guys. I'm with you. And then when he left that was when it was all gone. And i don't know what's what's going to happen because the rumor is behind the scenes that he was gonna take over for snl wants lauren. Packs it in. I think he would be the absolute best person to do that. That's the rumor. I played to beaten down to do it. I don't know you know. I think at eleven thirty with an hour and a half show on saturday nights. They're kind of like yeah. It's a brands. do whatever he wants whereas you know who knows he actually just had their highest rated season over. Who really know they were. The highest among eighteen to forty nine year olds too hot ever numbers up my waiting to me the other day. And she was like how how how chance ally. I don't believe adjusted metrics. Yeah season five back fan. Rick and morty over there a lot of weird exit rick and morty. don't tell other dan. Because he's a dog morty. But yeah i've i've i've got the ratings here hollywood reporter. This is legit for the first time in history Finished ahead of every other entertainment. Show and ratings okay. But highest ever over every other entered during media in. You're playing field correct..

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"Love these guys and just a very direct easy way even got into that car sits. Aj gamble out of ambro. Here's the perfect great we. It's it's funny again when you have access to this many millions of people. Well i think it's also that you're able to get the information quick quickly and canada. Maybe i'm wrong. But i kinda just like trust. All of our you're trusting. Oh yeah so do. I mean we actually hired him. I said andrea if i hire from drinking bros. Community like never fuck shit would never happen. Yesterday we hired a drinking bro to come in and do some handiwork around the office qadam. The guy was fucking. What a half hour early and great. Yeah he was just here for like three and a half hours hanging out. Because i didn't know that was him and he just goes. Hey man. I listened to the show. This is awesome. I just. I want to see it. I was like shit. I don't wanna waste your time. And he goes And then at the end because they say the same thing like hey don't like no we pay everyone do everyone because we want everybody to be fucking. Tell us what it is. I mean she say something like this. We don't want it to be like well known book and pay. No we do headed to with many millions of people get out people would be like no pays for this is like what giorgio. Nothing yeah you know how you are tada. George sitting there with the mike tier. I don't think he knew he didn't know he's been blown clouds face. Oh my gosh no. You haven't unintentionally. Is there a camera on giorgio are you. Are you aware of how you look right. Now we're not we're not flower king shaming either. George the iceman. It's not your hair. Yeah you were fixing your hair. When i said you were high nothing to do with your hair whatsoever. I was leading a joint this morning before i came work and it was a half smoked joint and was a little bit shorter and roach burnt my eyelashes off. Oh yes i saw it on your instagram actually got embarrassed and took it down. Did you really. yes they're all gone. My left one inch half of stylish little haircuts burton it kind of gets red curly whole shit dude. I'm proud of you. i'm proud of you. i love you but benefactors back at full strength. God dammit there in hard get something in your. Get a little austin here. I got a little a little little austin in and clever toe. Yeah there it is kanu. Yeah ben ben and jaylo making out everywhere all over the place happiest. I've ever seen him him in the mom or back in the casinos. Exactly like i said on the show. Everybody was axing me. Ross how did you know that he used to fucking go to the casinos with the mom all the time. And i'm like bro. I know aflac dude share black. You know you're aflac gilbert gottfried on what yesterday injuring umbrellas the duck. The duck himself. He got to get to say. Stay focused say everyone. Why asked him about that girls. Don't okay stay focused ben and jaylo. I like it okay. But this is how deep cut. The recycling season is angelina. Jolie the was spotted going into what was the first husband from hackers jonny lee miller. Yes yes really. Yes the bottle of wine. And if i can black old ranch cal i'm like holy shit. It is recycling way back. It's not she went to bed. Brad pitt or she went to billy. Bob she wants. Jared went to jonny lee miller twenty twenty five years ago. Maybe billy. Bob mercury is in super retrograde. I mean all these celebrities are going back to jennifer garner. They're going back to these really really old relationships where it was like. I don't i don't know if it was the pandemic and people just had real time to think where were like. Who's happiest with and going back and finding them pray leonard. Say i need to. I need to point something out. So it's all fine and good. They're back together right but since their relationship ben was full on married to someone had three kids she was married to someone had two kids. What happens when those people go back to the x. before that run is like if i'm jennifer garner. I'm like holy shit. You're thinking about her. The whole time Do you know what i'm saying. And then whoever the the skinny singer guy that mark anthony mark anthony. Sorry i think athletes actually on record saying that. His biggest mistake was losing jennifer garner even when he was or or lopez. Okay garner. yeah. I think he's just like i think you're right actually and i think he's just taking it all out on jaylo something back. I don't think think back might think garner got pushed to the edge with like the cheating and partying and all that other shit. Sure her last thing was the jack in the box. So is jalen rehab at seven. Am that is the best picture of all time when it's when it goes from recycling season two trash season like he's going out there going to be done right but right now. They're feeling the green.

Ross Patterson Revolution!
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Ross Patterson Revolution!
"ross patterson" Discussed on Ross Patterson Revolution!
"Camry about nicolaidis Erica's round of applause round of applause areas. Nikki's taking care of all of our lives inside the studio there. It is veritas. Thank you george. You thank you. Hammer the like button. If you're watching on youtube and i'll shut up the guy's name. I don't know him personally. Darby was the guy who came in looked darby hamrick was the adjuster and james was the other. He was the lead on that at usa. Either them very well in real life but they were amazing people in record time. Yes thank you grandpa for making me get this insurance because they came through not one fight. Nothing i felt like they were drinking bros. My wrong no no no that one. I think one of them had listened to the show again. it's a military Typically sheri- not at all no and their base in san antonio obviously correct. I mean we've out of our ten point three million listeners on drink in boroughs two point one in the state of texas. So it's one out of every fifteen feels like against the right math but thank you to you guys again. There was not much bickering. Hassling anything else and They paid very very quickly. That was the only thing that has allowed us to move back in somewhat decent time. There's a lot of other people who Who lost the same amount or had damage and and they're still not done so that's why in this whole thing people would be like. Oh my gosh. i'm so sorry. I'm like literally i cannot complain stated beach house. My house got fixed. It was fairly easy easier than the pool again. Not going to go on a white woman breakdown short. But i feel like i am on on the verge of one close. Y- i mean look throughout this four months. The biggest thing for me was the travel where it really kick my ass this morning. You were an mvp getting the kids up and everything else. I'd flown to from north carolina to get with you guys all the way back on friday nights flight was delayed five hundred times on american cancelled and all that other stuff throughout the week. That's why we all audio only. I had five flights canceled last week. And there was no problem whatsoever. Weatherwise wise or anything else and it was the classic or whatever it was ironically. The only airline that i've taken this year that has been on time and not missed. Fucking spirit dude. I love spirit. You guys know that. I like it dark in the cabinet if you know what i mean like spirit what. I don't like the lights with the shades. i put the shades. I notice what's yours yours. I don't know what you're what what you're thinking. But i still i like spirit. They take care of you. They're fun flirty. Keep it loose right. they do. I don't think on spirit one time we got like mac. Sir ma'am thing do it. They kept it going. They kept alcohol by the way flowing. Time so we flew back from the logan. Paul mayweather fights last night. Jared you did and then on georgia while trying to upload the chocolate l. post fight episode standing in line for spirit. The students comes up to him and says gussie your boarding. Pass me the extra sixty five for that. Carry on bag. You got right there. So i go over that. See that credit card real. I've actually had acting and had a little bit of a white woman breakdown down to like. Are you throwing the credit card. They're like i'm still going to charge it and pepperidge farm remembers when fifty pounds of what you're allowed on your check back down to forty now so georgia had the plus thirty five extra on that. So he is the cool hun. Del addison invoice will pay it. You okay okay. But it's just like he just didn't want us like praising spirit too much because sure absolutely right. That did happen to me too. And i was like what the fuck you let me get all the way here. Basically right it's like. I had those same bags when i was at the counter. And you let me go all the way through. And then before. I'm about to get on. I think trays wise works usa. By the way. Vanessa shut up shut up. There was a bunch of people in the chat. Sorry a bunch of people in the chad who are like dude. A lot of the work for usa for real men. You guys are the best in the biz. Yes i'm not gonna look time-wise they've not they've been on time. I have not missile flights and they have direct flights weird places to go to. So whatever am i a little bit sunbird. You bet you bet you bet your sweet ass i am. I was at last week. We had the North carolina tried to get as much sun as i could because we have a ton of shows coming up with huge people. Daddy's got to get a little sun. Because i know i'm not getting any for for a while. Probably we got a bunch guests coming in and a bunch of fun openings and In austin is kicking off you. And i are taking the child to the very first soccer game here in a couple of weeks. So yeah we got. We got a bunch of big shows a believer. We're shipping these guys outs for. Ufc fight this weekend and there's tons of stuff going on so we're amped. i just. I knew i wasn't going to let it burn. Let it burn. Face gotta gotta get some form of base but not bad. It's it's not bad. We got some fun flirty lights in here too. That are nice. So i could be it but i was like i'm really you are but i'm looking good You look great. It's it's it's the lights and the camera. It's your super hot and you keep getting hotter. No it's like Yeah yeah it's all cameras and lights you keep getting hotter. I think the boys for that. Yeah can't keep getting honor. My my son was disappointed about He goes dad. Did you go see logan pauline. You didn't take me. Yeah a buddy. It started at midnight so it was know a little later and it was on a sunday. And now you can go to the next one for sure but yeah it's crazy. How a seven year old. Even that crossover to that fight crossover. Two seven year olds. You're just like amazing. Yeah yeah yeah. That stadium is just not miami. Just cannot figure it out you no had to walk. A good country might talked about around drinking bros. Last night's papa john. I got deep into the grand slam witch. Whoa so that was a denny's did anyone get moon moons over miami or is that done now no no. I don't know asa just wanted sandwiches for the uber. So it was fine out to my buddy. David van sant. He'd texts me he was. He was a casino where the after party on. The stuff was. Because hey you coming was like no. I get an early flight. Him at denny's so i love you van sant next time.