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After Glow #6: July 6th, 2019

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

33:07 min | 1 year ago

After Glow #6: July 6th, 2019

"Hey there it's me ross mathews host of straight talk with me ross mathews you know we talk about on the show but sometimes we can't get everything so we want to create a little place swear we could talk about the rest of the staff and also get your thoughts on it and i have to say you're positively plowing okay let's go it's time for afterglow it's time to recap wanna know what you've been missing since this number jumbo child and saying oh see everything give us a recap pop out drunk on home break it down straight talk to me yeah clouds rain washed which means you're gonna start in the body sure yeah you're a monster to talk to me about the shot afterglow eight at lunch now here's your after blow the one and only the bags emoto maggie i'm here with the great the one and only cookie all the founding hello everybody i'm so happy you're here now let me tell you i received a message from cookie asking if she could be on after go up for this particular episode so it'd be has the freaky fags e n will get to at it you had a really strong reaction to it right i did i had i had a really strong reaction i would like freaking out and nobody in the studio seemed to be thinking the same thing as me so i i had become i had become a dress this okay so you actually like screaming your phone when the show's going and talk to it fully like i like i'm fully act like i'm there like i knew exactly what i would say like yeah i'm always talking on my phone cookie let's do after glove let's start at the very beginning of very good place to start okay what'd you think this episode is incredible from the top of the first thing was ross singing the flag song in reminiscing on his childhood and i just wanna say i think that's so cute endearing and i could totally picture like a really young ross being the only once you give a shit about this song and everybody just thought i'd love that okay i'm so glad that you brought that up because i said on the show like i'm seeing it i see little ross all happy and proud of his country in class he he shared that with me before sharing it on the show and i had the same reaction so cute so adorable and you know that he's like singing at the top of his lungs because i mean just just just so cute and i could just see all these other kids rolling their eyes like there's ross again i love it too okay so what else what else happened you know i do the show and then i forget about it so what else afterglow well of course jeopardy boycott men with the guests this week and i have to say i loved everywhere chime in a i met him before i drag honey so sweet nice handsome over the end i loved unreal okay jeffrey boyer chapman is a dream about not only is he handsome and sexy but he hasn't very calming a very spiritual like nature tom he's just he's just a dream boat and that game we played i will talk about that later when we get the heart but but yeah i i really love jeffrey and he's tell drink of water honestly he's awesome would you date him oh yeah i guess but i don't think he'd have me let's say you i don't know if he's single everything somebody but like if he were like i really think cookies hot 'em do you think should go with me and then you found out about it what would your reaction be like would you like yes or would you like i don't know no i absolutely would he's tall handsome successful sweet kind of course they would i love i really like i do to leave thing i've ever heard after this is sort of a random point but i think it's so funny when ross says anybody with three names 'cause y'all inflection on the middle name and another sorrento but it's so funny like to go jet jeffrey boyer chapman neil patrick harris and i say i never noticed he doesn't do it it's so funny any did he does he does a lot but i noticed it specifically in this episode when he's lifting people with three names i dunno it's just a random play but i think that's really a very observant thank you so much cookie now what next after hello cookie fags the cookie cookie are you there were three my notes back i'm sorry okay and they got so the next thing with ross is talking about a guided meditations and he went into his straight talk guided meditation and i say i know is being funny making doing comedy but i think he has the voice for guided meditation i think he could do it like for real okay first of all he he he could have like his own meditation app like but would it be a straight talk how do you think reduced be ross mathews got guided meditation station i think it should just be a ross mathews guided meditation but i think that there should be humor in 'cause you know laughing and humorous very spiritual so i think that he can inject that in there to like i think when he if he were to do that it could be like closure rise take a deep breath let out that you're holding an emergency i think i mean really it would it would some people wouldn't be into that but i think his audience would so that's all that matters if i was listening to a meditation app i ross mathews i would want different meditations that had like four gas or it would certainly be a breath of fresh air because i listen a guided meditations and they get a little stale because people taking very seriously when they do the no go up when they do get stale and i think that ross's would be totally different funny and i think it's i don't think you don't have to be close your eyes and be like in the darkness and meditation meditation comes in all kinds of forms like when you're laughing of kind of meditative because when you're laughing you kind of forget about your problems right well i think you know in meditation really is of meditation is is is like channeling focus on something so i think you should be anything you don't have to be running let's i think russia do it i into comedy spiritual up after okay let's talk about miley cyrus what'd you think about ross playing miley song what it would do like miley i was so glad that he played it because i i got that i was waiting for it i'm a huge my this is something people don't know about me that makes a big miley fan and when she like announces coming out this there whatever up till midnight waiting for it and i've been listening to that album on repeat for weeks so the fact that you brought up and straight talk i was so happy to hear it because i love that album or whatever it is it's only like six songs that she released her new recor right yeah and i think i think that's the future of releasing music because she said it's one project split into three piece so they're all sort of part of one large narrative that she's gonna be releasing over a couple like over the year which i think is brilliant because i think with the internet where it's basically sickly free to put music out i think it makes sense to put out a little bit of music all the time rather than one album every couple of years i agree cookie murray and i am i really like my only two i think bangers like ross says it's underrated did did you like the bangers record's i love bangers i love i love everything he's ever done like to me she is hitting me of a star if you really love her so much but i love this i'm in particular because this is the most sort of like release introspective ends a raw highly advanced there's not much like publicity stunt fans in the in the craziness of bangers which is good but it was more like sort of controversial it's just like real like just is coming up for hearts which i love yeah smiley smiley miley after so ross told me about you know when he was young and found me would go watch fireworks and he told me before he talked about on the show about his mom going oh oh no at every 'em firework like i just i thought that was so endearing and sweet hugh i love gay his mother an i love the he brought that up what'd you think i do too it's just like we were talking about at the beginning of the show like it's so it's so cool to hear these childhood memories that it's like it when you hear about it stories of his mom it's very obvious were ross got his sweetheart from 'cause she's so sweet and i've actually met her at a straight talk event so sweet warm like it's no wonder that ross's so kind and yeah i know i love gay i love his mom but i just love i when i'm with ross i questioned him about childhood raw his childhood stories like i'm so fascinated with baby ross like his childhood fascinating what he did where he went what he you know i i asked him tons of questions like that so i think you should talk more about his childhood i think it's fascinating don't you i absolutely do some of my favorite moments when you're talking about i love it it's it's called get little peaks in the lake before we knew him after okay so let's talk about the game pala tickle what what how did what did you think about that first of all i think it's hilarious that and this is not the first time the roswell create entire games around upon name i think that's hilarious like to shape an entire game all the rules and everything just have the name right that is really cool and i also have to say i was playing along at home and i got every single question wrong so that i don't know if that's the thing about me so if you were in the studio if you were at pristina darling you got every question wrong and jeffrey boyer chapman had a tickle you would you allow that and just like you know how i reacted to it like i loved it like tickled me everywhere or would you be like kind of nervous and self conscious to be tickled kinda like ross was on the show but it wasn't like that and i would have tightened all my muscles and been very uncomfortable but i would have done it cookie how would you feel uncomfortable with a beautiful man tickling you i don't like being touched i don't like don't you hogs i really do a yeah so like the tickle it'd be like ooh get off lease but cookie i'm gonna tell you right now you're i go after i do have one more thing to say about political though so funny that russia has never abide by the rules like everybody is so funny because i know he does break his own rules of the game not fair show the highly could do what you want to do whatever he right cookie that's right that's a good thing congratulations after were still in politics we got marta say all right do you think that i was playing dumb just tickled or do you think i really didn't know those answers you know a part of me like if i if i felt like you were purposely get any answers wrong to get you're tickles and then i saw people on social media thought the same and so this is like a conspiracy at this point what is the truth the truth is i did know somebody answers the questions every asta nikki and ross but i didn't know the answers when it came to me but part of me didn't care because of course who wouldn't wanna be tickle oh you wouldn't wanna be tickled vice everywhere and i like i did you hear like go lower go higher faster harder i certainly we've had i heard it did it make you uncomfortable cookie know it's funny i think by using yesterday but you still wouldn't get tickle i would do by wouldn't love it okay all right okay after wrap the point of the show that made you wanna come in and do afterglow a freaky paxi now i am on the edge of my gaze seat wanting to know what you felt about the segment cooking go so first of all i thought it was incredible so listen to but it was so like i mean always freaky pfizer always pretty out there but this one in particular really like i like i thought it was gonna have a panic attack i was like worked up oppose cookie i can see now i thought this freaky see facts he was mild compared to the new york show that freaky facts he did you hear did you listen to that frikkie paxi i did but i don't remember what 'cause i know people were like look look look up oh my god what the the connors in the trash can now remember oh god that's awful to me now but i will say though fifty five eat it freaked me out but it is my favorite segment might like i love everything we do it and i hope you keep doing it forever but it does get like it freaked me out like i've said and i think in the last episode freaky fags e is meant for vote so i think it's i think it's provoking people by ashley think people like it and and even though the even the people that don't like it are still working on something could be wrong in that am i wrong no 'cause i prime out like it it makes me feel so uncomfortable but like that's what i look forward to it i listened to it now because it is like there's something it's fun to be provoked that's why we watch that kind of stuff well exactly and i love sex don't you love sex cookie cookie cookie here you there hello cookie cookie oh cookie i hope nothing happens here paul bomb with pat riley girl i need to know more give it to me could give it to be true give it to be hard give it three multi would be cookie hill avante this is a special balls deep fags e a segment a just for you i have a couple of questions and ashley ross has a question let's start off with more ross's question he wants to know higher life is going what you're doing are you dating right now are you hooking up and having a child passionate sacks tell me everything cookie go deep cookies a cookie murray are you there hello cookie cookie sales think that questions through her and maybe i should ask a different question cookie hauser jingle writing going okay i haven't had many orders lately but i still you know once in a while do a little jingle here and there but i've been producing a podcast which is cool that's my new job but i've been doing so i officially no longer work i i was working at old navy i don't do that anymore so i i know all my jobs now like everything my whole income now comes from media you're not norma rae in the factory and you're not at old navy anymore so now you're just doing what you love to do right and you're able to deliver that you you have no yeah in generating enough income for you yeah i mean i definitely am not i don't have a lot of extra money laying but i know making my income just media and entertainment stuff that's really cool okay so do you watch porn susan thank so much one moment it's nothing balls deep three i have a question for you a cookie what is you're process like as far as writing like when we ask for jingles where you write a new jingle what is you're process like what do you do start with writing the lyrics first or do you write the music and the melody first like what do you do so typically i find like i think of just like a hook something catchy like it's like would ross the bubbly brunch for example i sort of had in my head like ross said bob burns is why is right the hook and then i make a change i tell you about my process when you really cut me off as i was saying first i write the hook then they make the beat and then i read the rest of the song around that'd be in debt but i where were we know yeah you're issue with the freaky fags e that's here at cookie well let's just get started with the first one so he meets she or he he meets the girl right they're having sex and then he finds use a condom that to me is like i two i don't know if i would i would do in that situation but i would probably leave if i'm being honest cookie what if you had feelings for her no judgment meant maybe like a couple of hours prior yeah but you but you could just like pulled a condom out throw it out and say okay that happened that's but let's move on you would leave you would totally go goodbye yeah i might be weeded out about it like it just be like i don't know i feel like am i like being in my shaming people do that you and i found a condom in nearby whole all right let's talk about let's talk about the a second referendum vacc oh the what the step mom and the okay so that what's that one with a little more tame 'em i thought that was so funny that this step mom just like hates this woman but i do think it's cool that she had a sense of humor about it though like funny you know it's funny and just you pay an r o and then you know and then you ask the gang and wishing there you as the game was like someone could say to them that would be most insulting and i thought about it for today and i think the thing that would most be insulting to me would be that i'm like countless so that's just in case you're oh oh you know and i answered that there is nothing that bothers me but there is i thought about it what bugs me is when people think that i i online in a certain way and i'm not like when people come at me and say that i'm a like too much like a like i'm they think that i'm trying to push my i'm just the talkative person i'm not there to like like bombard the conversation or bombard the show you know so i just i don't like when people get me completely wrong doesn't make sense when they like assume i'm a certain way which couldn't be further from the truth like i wanna screaming all their guys i'm not like that that's not who i am i think that's part of being a public persona those people are always gonna assume who you are without knowing anything about you really know that is true cooking i've gotten a lot better weather has now i'm kinda like okay well whatever they start talking fermi it's just i hate being told that like i don't have telling her that like a poster oh god i being told that i'm opposed or like that oh you're just doing it to fit in or you just want people like you owe that gets me going i hate that you're such a poster how how dare to after okay we didn't finish the freaky fact we had one more so were you gonna say about the what was the last one i'm you know it's like a blur now and i mean the last one and this is the one this is the reason i'm here with 'cause i wanna talk you about this story in particular so she this girl meets the guy and tender and then they have the date and then a week later she says that she draws her her bath curtain and he's standing there with this erect penis out so wonderful now some me i can't even i can't wrap my mind around no nobody in the studio is freaking out because to me that's so like that's straight out of a horror movie like the person that you don't know is standing there i mean can you imagine what she she knew him as he didn't she didn't she say she looked up with the one i think they went on one date rightly one but here's okay picture that i mean this is how i'm seeing right i'm carrying on my business i'm living my life i'm probably singing brittany spears loudly and then i drama curtain in some manner center i mean think about it this man walked into her home gave himself interaction to move on to the outside of the bats up that is a horror movie but i disagree if you went on a date with someone that you really like that she obviously like them and i think they could have even had sex right i don't remember but if i was taking a bath and then well first of all i wouldn't be taken about like like jerry boyer chapman said like why should taking a bath with with a shower curtain closed like who does that so that's a little whole story a whole but if you let's say i wouldn't leave my door unlocked either if i'm taking a bath right so what did you come to the window like i dunno but if he if i if i like someone and they took her father closing came under the with a hard on i'd be like yes let's go i mean that's like fantasy come true gay oh my god let me tell you something i would move changed my phone number i would like this person knows why lives like that's not okay like oh god i would be so i would've called nine one one i would get the hell out of my cookie let's say i i know where you love what if i walked in and i walked into a room and you were asleep and my and i put my penis right in front of your face what would you do i would call the police you might wonder if it were me i would still do it you broke broke into my home cooking murray i really try to understand you it's you're sexuality is very fascinating to me afterglow cookie so let's talk about wiener what what did you what did you think about you know we had wieners hotdogs in a studio jeffrey boyer chapman eight a hot dog and i seriously was transfixed like he put the whole thing in his mouth and it went down i literally went into a trance i was so captivated by weight really i think i missed that he like deep throat hotdog i think he deep throat and swallow that oh that's wild i don't think i don't really i kind of wish i would have thought that it was really enjoyable but what did you think about that i mean they do rossum aj ride the hot dog yeah i think that's all i got it so first of all jared the trooper and he's a team player i think that's so funny that he everytime rocco killing he does become completely repulsed and i do think that so funny the home of it were ross them well wait until you finish radio iphone ten second jarrah i know but jay wright i know pour j rod but j rod when he does if you could see what happens like he had the hotdog in his hand and there's a whole thing where he just kinda stares at the food like he'll stare at it and steady it like he turns the hotdog all different angles you know what i mean before he studies it like i'm gonna put this in my mouth a wonder what this is like this you could see his thoughts going i feel like he's just stick things in his mouth oh i like that but he should've gone well maybe i did he he he should just put it in i mean i mean like that either he's helped me let me let me let me help you were saying he thinks about it too much just either don't think about it he's like staring at it you thinking about how gross it's gonna be and he does it in his head that it's gonna be all for after cookie what do you think about my automatic pen writing argue spiritual do have crystals good teams would you like a rating oh okay you will so i am sort of right in the middle i am skeptical in in critical of like spiritual kind of stuff but also i'm willing to sort of play along and they believe certain things along cookie it's not a game i i know where i'm with that but i i would love everyday i would love to hear that because they think just hearing it on the podcast is a different experience i would love to see what it's like yes i actually wanna give roster eating what do you think about me giving ross rooting for a nap at a part of an episode i just can't see any circumstance where he's gonna take that seriously i know he's gonna be joking through the whole thing but let me tell you i've said this before that my what i do is not like like i don't have a crystal ball i'm not here to like tell your future predict things 'cause you know we have the power you have the power to change the course of your life you you're in control of that so what i do is kind of spiritual therapy thing yes and you've got automatic pen rider dot com if you take the book ridi after in the same vein is spirituality though i want they it's so funny that it's been weeks now in ross's still talking about motive i i think that's so funny when you like it i actually loved the motive i thought i knew i think it's hilarious but i think it's funny because ross used to be called bullshit and all that stuff and would like making fun of everything and all of a sudden it's like wait i i really think now people change and you know what you find stuff when you're supposed to find stuff you finer spirituality when when it's right and when you're supposed to find it so i feel like with ross i think the timing was lined up in right he would he would lined up to to to go the crystals in bullshit the day i took up there and connect to the ultimate the ultimate is is really powerful for me it really works for him and i see it so i just think it's about people's timing with that stuff like yeah like their stuff stuff i used to make fun of but now i'm totally okay with you know what i mean and i'm i'm into at we'll you know we have are times when everything's supposed to be right yeah no me i know me too because you know we all grow in in change are beliefs but i do think it's funny because he's there's always like making fun of everybody here the libertarian guys they're like he's always telling bullshit all of a sudden you're point cookie i really do can you give me your best multiplied by the way my favorite is when he goes no vi advocate went to but i i liked is the one that series that's muller by i just i love those drop new mascot now comes the time in the show but i asked you to keep you were top or about are you top or bottom three degrees in mount i'm not saying anything oh man on man yeah i just wanna stay there really quick thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to write the song i really love that my jingles now in this show every week but i will say you told me the different thing when i wrote the song so if anybody's confused by the lyrics give me one two three that's because originally top and bottom what's gonna be three tops and three bottom instead of just one top and bottom some just letting you guys know that that's why the lyrics is give me one two three of the older i'm glad you clear that out cookie 'cause i always think about that what i hear the song we were gonna do three a top three bottom but girl who at the time i really thought that's cool could give me one two three one two three i said it twice 'cause you're three top three bought a yes because you can you can you redo it wouldn't be too hard to racing and give me one to how would you what would you put in place of give me one to how'd you do that i wouldn't rerecord it i think it would just i think i would just cut it up to just go straight to give me anything anything or whatever but also i think it's fine like i i think now that i've mentioned people will be like oh yeah that is weird but i don't i think it's funny like who cares denying denying cooking how many please just get a top and bottom what is you're top most favorite thing and they episode my top everything was freaky fact the reason i'm here today it was so exciting and a scary and freaky it gave me anxiety it it made me feel is what i'm trying to say which is what you want from entertainment you want things to make you feel something so i love that thing cookie i love that and thank you for the support because i really do enjoy my new my new segment what is you're bottom least most famous thing on this episode my least favorite thing was the political game only because not anything to do with the show the only because i didn't know the answer to a single question and i felt really stupid i remember specifically like i was sitting there like i hate this i know any i've been awful american i'm still got it wasn't a studio playing that game with you guys yeah yeah because you wouldn't want it to be tickled either or or also let everybody know the i don't know anything about about u s c you know artist artist and joe i know for me as an artist like i could give me a paintbrush and i could paint asked me something politically and nope nope nope that is the thing though when you're an artist you but you focus so much energy and attention on art that everything of so unimportant like i don't give a shit about math science industry exactly but not all artists i mean i think i ross is very smart you know what i mean he's in artist so i'm just certain artists like you know what i mean you got it yeah i know there's like for me like like i have like i my thing that i do and that's basically all i know like i don't that's why they don't have a plan b in terms of career because i don't have any other skills okay real quick you give us one more top and bottom let's do it and i got a bonus round another top of the show my bonus top my extra top is that jeffrey chapman was in the studio i really love him unreal was one of my favorite shows they binge watched it will lose really quickly here i'm like i i like him a lot and i met him and is often here on the show tell me about you about my a bottom this week stakes great weather bottom is that figure wasn't there again i know i miss him it's been several weeks now right we want you to come back so that you'll feel complete again that's wonderful well then how about three do three nothing in the bottom in some everything and anything in in in murray has life having you here at miriam darlene did you have a good time i such a good time it was so nice to come see her place i got to meet her dog steve such a sweetheart i love it it's thank you so much for having me well cookie like ross would say you are family you are welcome here anytime you want you could sit in on and afterglow of every field so if you have another reaction like you had with this week's freaky fast just text me oh i will trust me in a cookie you are living don't don't tell me that i'll be here every week but wait i'm gonna ask you something before we go are you doing drag it all anymore it's been about a year since i've i've gotten drive that's why i like yeah it's it's all packed up in boxers cookie you're no longer a drag queen don't you don't do drag anymore at all well no i don't think it's my hobby but it wasn't all that good at it when i don't have any problem with that and i'm in a place in my life where i just wanna spend all my time and energy focusing on things and i'm good at m and an end maybe we'll come back so they love it they still do love it okay well as ross's day understood i wanna thank you to the listeners listening to this thank you so much if you wanna follow me follow me at fags e malone and working we follow you you can follow me at cookie all the fontane all social media platforms or you could order what am i jingles on songs by cookie dot com that's a plug 'em if you wanna be on afterglow slide into my dm's dm's on let me know if you have an opinion or you wanna say something about a certain episode eleven dm me i'm an open book right i'm available at that good bingo and regulation i think so you reply to be pretty quickly what i also be on here eight at thanks for listening until next time keep rolling cookie there's a glow coming out of europe but i don't think you just don't buy buy buy thank you yes and flowing right fifty listen i always look at this time glowing i am house glow afterglow dear hiv aids me science i didn't give up while there's no cure there are treatment options and sticking

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Ross Mathews

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52:57 min | 5 months ago

Ross Mathews

"Sharmarke Goalless Shark Communications Inc and Charen. Llc Do not endorse or offer for any purpose but entertainment the views of any guests or other expert on sharp vision or UB N. new things before they happened. From the time I was a child at the age of Eight. I saw spirit at the foot of my bed and didn't know what it was. And in my twenty s I finally realized I had a special ability. That could help others. I have learned that love never dies. There is a spirit world that can communicate with us and we all have the gift of intuition. Join me and together. We will explore the possibilities of the unknown from beyond more. This is sharp vision. I everybody it's Sunny. Shar and I hope everybody is weathering the storm in keeping a great attitude as you possibly can. I'm so sorry for the suffering that you guys are going through that so many others are going through. I feel so blessed at so far touch wood. My loved ones are okay but you know you just never know but the one thing about our Shar visionaries said when we do Lusa someone. We know that when they crossed over they will see their loved ones again who has crossed before them. And that's the only positive news that we really can have about this You know I always said this. Shell passed to but my gut is that. It's GonNa take longer than we know. I I do think there's some reprieve. I think things will start getting going again around the summer but I just worried that they're gonNA do it too fast too soon. And so you know we create our destiny by the choices we make so be smart be wise and even though they're telling you to go out if you have a gut feeling not to go don't go and so now. I thought that this everyone so you turn on the news. Everything so depressing. Everything so sad. I have a dear friend who is one of the funniest people I in. I am so honored. That Russ Matthews is here. Hi Ross I listen I cannot think of a place I'd rather be with the world going mad than to come here you to help me make sense of it all all. Why God I all I can tell you that. I'm seeing all the sad news. And they're closing the the meat stores in there and we don't know what's going to be on the shelves in the grocery stores and then I looked at your instagram and I laughed out loud. You are just so so funny you know. The truth is at the greatest healing that we can have in life. I think is music and laughter. And that's what you bring to us. Well you know I have the voice of an angel so I can deliver on both fronts. I have nothing to do here. Three hours your being safe In Quarantine and so I'm just cooking and I'm trying to make funny things for instagram. Try It you know. I one gift to this world other than making really good case if he has and it's making people laugh so I'm on you You're on the tonight with Jay. Leno I mean and now you're on repulsed drag race a. Ya a judge on that. Show episode airing opposite US. You know right here on the Dvr all my goodness Wrote the forward to my New York. I did not know that. Put a quote for my book. On the back of my. I didn't know that. Oh my God all over. Both of us were so connected so wait. So you're the the name of your book is namedrop. Yes it is okay. So it's the stories that you till at happy hour. I've been working in television for eighteen years. I just grew up in a little farm town. I love the book of their professional. This I grew up loving pop culture wind to meet these people. You Know Shar and then I did and now for eighteen years. I've done it so I would tell. My friends really good celebrities stories at happy hour and they were like you have to put that in the book. I could never at so namedrop easy. You know what I know. It's I know it's tacky to name because my friend. Gwyneth paltrow top that I just eventually figure like these stories are not to hurt anybody either. Just like Oh mg. Most of the time when I met these famous people who adored from afar. They were better than I ever imagined. So and because it's happy hour partner every chapter and every celebrity with a cocktail. Selene Dion. It's my artichoke. Hearts will go on for Faye dunaway. Have at Amami jurists and it just gets dumber from there. He says so slanty and you know I love happy hour sharks. You and I have been to happy hour thinking that we can happy hour together in Palm Springs. Yeah but So my question to you wait. Kristen Bell. What is this your Tracy Ellis Ross. What is this? You may be on my pocket so I have a podcast called straight talk with Ross. And you've been a guest on it and had so many celebrities on it as well this week. We have three great drag Queens Shangila. Bob Franken Eurico Hera from the new. Hbo Show were here. That episode just went out today. So people have podcast. They can get my podcast. It's called straight talk with Ross and it's free and and where do they find it on items or I don't know you go to straight talk with Ross Dot Com. All the links were there. I should know more okay. The drag Queens are just so amazing. New Bubbly Brunch. Tell people about that. Well I am on drags and I have been going to drag shows for I mean ever and I love Brunch brunch combines two of my three favorite meals and so I had this idea of creating drag branch and then it took off so we had up until recently everything's postponed cause a chronic. We Seventeen Seventy Shar including Puerto Vallarta Mexico and not crazy like knew that head of time. I think I told you. I thought that it was going to do really well. You didn't tell me you did tell me now and so it was doing really well until everything you can tell. We no longer combranch It'll come back again but I have to tell everybody when it does come back. You have to see if because I went to the one in Palm Springs with my sister. My aunt. Did you brought your family. Yeah it was fantastic. Brunches are three sixty I think. Everyone in the splash zone. Because there are queen drag Queens will be everywhere up close and personal and it's just about shutting the door on the outside world and smiling together as a communal experience laughing hour and a half's it's it's it. I had the best time and I hope everybody else would. What other states are they? So people can look forward to doing that. When we're out of this quarantine yes. We're in Ohio. We up in Washington. State's all it's all of the California from San Francisco to San Diego and everywhere in between we're in Newark. And if you go to Ross bubbly brunch dot com Ross bubbly wrench dot com all the cities there and when we get back to normal. Come laugh with us now fun. Oh my God. I can't wait so now you're doing things on instagram. He said all your friends said instead of doing the stories on top which I hardly ever watch those will see. I love the stories because they are like. It's almost like A magazine versus a TV show. You know like the stories. You just sort of flipped through republic but boot and the. What's on your main grade of your instruments there forever. So I always was always putting funding Steph my stories and then my friend said you know that disappears after twenty four hours. No one could people's miss it. They can't see it. Why do they it so much? Smarter for you to keep those because there will things. Just don't WanNa be annoying you now. I'm doing it for email. You're not annoying because everybody's so sad everybody's so depressed. Everybody's having such a hard time in when we watch you it's like you make us forget about it okay. That's my friend said them so I thought okay I'll do it and then the first one I did there were like one hundred thousand views eight hundred comments people you know so I thought okay maybe I do need to keep doing this a little bit. I kinda think who I'm just in quarantine that was just me and my bet. I'm just doing stupid stuff but people are liking it so I'll keep doing. No it's hilarious. I signed the one where you're eating popcorn and then I started doing workout my exercise routines. I'm GONNA do a mask tutorial but it's going to be with just a beauty mass so I don't know I'm just keep trying to keep my in my brain. Fresh how're you doing? Are you sweet to ask actually doing well? I want to thank our friends. Stuart crasner offering of us our friends. He's helping sharp visions while were on Wherever we are I'm remote. This is very cool. I have questions. I don't know how to do this doing my podcast on zoom and. I don't know how to do this. Split screen thing with all the stuff around. I'm certainly going to be emailing you and Stewart after this to figure this all out. Okay maybe Kurt. Who's helping us out. The engineer can help you too. Because he's very talented at what he does. But okay so you know gossip about people in. I know that when we had our our our little drinks together. You've told me some things but I can't remember them all and also I never liked to say things out that maybe private. Can you tell us that is either in the book or not in the book? That's very gossipy. Well I mean so. It's just really truly coming from a good place. I think my gossip comes from a great place from someone who loves this stuff so much and just can't believe that Ted touch it and see it. I mean I've been. I used to cut everything out about the Oscars from every magazine. And now I've covered like Eighteen Oscars you know and what I realized when my first Oscars I went. I turned to my left. And there's biggest star in the world on the red carpet and OMG and then. I turned to my right. And there's a gas station with like twelve PORTA potties. In front of it and Hollywood is so glamorous but it's also not completely just a street you know and I think celebrities are that way as well. They're everything you think they are. And then they're also very real people and that that's a running theme throughout his book is that I'm fine. I'm I'm finding out that they're just kinda normal they're they're human beings so But they they can also Inspire US Lady Gaga is a great example of that. You know I love your work so I met Lady Gaga I. I saw her at the Golden Globes once I was covering it for eats when she won the Golden Globe for Best Actress Mini Series American horror. Story and I'm about to platforms above the red carpet. And we lock Eyes Shar like I see her and I never met before and I see her and she locked eyes with me like this like really intently k. And I was like I didn't know what to do. She just kept staring at me. What with purpose. And she wouldn't look away and so I I should wave or if I should cry. I stared back and then like she was pulled away. And I like what was that about and I thought I would never find out. Shaar but I was wrong so fast forward during Paul's drag race. Its first episode of season nine. I don't know who's going to be the guest judges. It's top secret. I walk in and the microphone. Person Says Oh. Let me put your mic on on this lady. Gaga will be on that side of Mike. Why why so? Then she comes out. She comes out and she says hiding. Abreu and and Michelle Carson and then in front of the whole crew on the sound stage doing here. The story yes okay. I don't want to bore you but it's too long. I want to hear the story. I knew that you did. I just wanted you to beg for it. Okay Stop Lady in front of everybody on a cruise. She goes Ross. I need to talk to you as I and she goes. Do you remember the Golden Globes and I was like what are the Golden Globe I do I remember seeing seeing you there I said I I remember to an end. And she says I'm I was in my hotel room that day and I was nervous of petrified to walk the red carpet because I'm just a singer that's just. I'm just a singer. These movie stars and I was literally shaking and then somebody turned on the television. And do you know what I saw? I was like and she said I saw you. And do you know what you said? A really didn't mean it or meant it or I don't know I didn't know what I said. But she said you said I'm just excited to see lady Gaga and I remember saying that Shar but of course it didn't occur to me at the time that she all she could have heard it and she said and I took a pause and she's so dramatic she actually took ause as I took a breath and then she went and she said and I said out loud for everyone to hear and she pointed Glam squad and they're all there and they're nodding she said I'm going to go out there on that red carpet and do this for Ross and all the other Ross's out are you serious completely serious completely serious and I said to our. It's so funny because I I you made eye contact with me and I felt like you were saying hi or something and she said no. I was saying thank you. Wow Yachts and then she rocked. She goes and you can tell everyone. I said it. So that's exactly what I just said. Wow that's amazing. It was the most amazing Lady Gaga Story. I just couldn't believe it. She was so kind and so sweet and the fact that you remember that she was piloting. She knew exactly who you were. Because you don't think people know who you are no very helpful so you don't you don't realize that people know you from drag race in from from Jay Leno's from everything else you've done on E. Network you don't. You're you're humble about it. Well I I think it's more selfish. I'm just so happy that I had that experience that it's just I can only see this far. I don't see the over the you know what I'm saying. It's just happened to me. I don't think about it. Seemed to be seen by the world's that freaks me out widow obsessed with when it's Paltrow's Goo. Yeah Yeah you know. She's facing she's a great friend of mine. She has been since the first time I met her. Oscar accidentally. Got My book to You. Could you accidentally get it to her? Of course you would I. I would be so excited. She's lovely. She would love you and you would love her. Wow and and in celine dion I mean. Did you know her when her husband was alive or it was right after he passed and I had always wanted to see her and so I was going to go to Vegas. It's the first time I've ever done anything. Like show Biz in my life where I was like how to publicist something. Oh but you know you pay publicists so I was going to go to Vegas for work and I was going to buy tickets to Selene and I thought why not just ask. Maybe they would give me a ticket. If I like tweeted about the show right I mean but I did it last time. I did it but it was the best time because you know what they said. They said yes. We'd love Ross and a guest to come. We'll give him seats and then bring him back stage to meet selene after the before the show and I'm thinking to myself. Oh my God celine. Dion must be a fan right. This is so exciting to bring a head. Shot the deer now. I'm thinking they picturing her being like you know list of different celebrities who want to come to a show like no no no and then. Ross Mathews yes. He must come so I'm so excited. I'm nervous I'm planning what I'm GonNa wear what I'm going to sing. And they brought me back when I got that they brought me back with like a bunch of people and then he brought me and my friend back to in a deeper room like way back with just roses. The temperature was think sixty three point seven degrees at said stand there and then I hear. Click clock appeals. Selene dion coming in and she walks in and she goes hi folks and then she turns and smiles for the camera and then she walks out. She had no idea who I was not enjoyed the show and then left my God. Oh well so during this quarantine how many pounds by gained I wanNA talk. I haven't weighed myself because I don't want to think about. I bought an exercise bike. I'm going I'm walking three and a half miles a day and none of that is living in your exercise bike. Eating I suck at you. Were you were eating a sub a breakfast burrito keep moving. I'm crying Char. How much have you gained? You look great thank you. Well that's on you know what Dean benefits is. I'm last week in will everybody that I was going to do by routes and my dear Tim Burke who's my hairdresser like did a tutorial with me on facetime. Lemon help me do my roots. I did look in tastic. Thank you but you can't see back here. 'cause there's a little bit of gray right right back here. They can't see I've been trimming the bottom here and I accidentally shaved a little square back there but it looks good. Not If you turn it no it really really looks good if it looks fantastic. I mean you look fantastic. I don't know that you really gained weight. I don't think you did my clothes. Tell me differently. So we're going to work it out. Why close telling me differently too? Even my bra is tight. Mine too what are we GONNA do? Because we're flutie's we love to eat I now so I've been trying to eat really healthy and then the thing is I lose if at night you know. It's hired at night and I know I started to weight out. You did. Yeah I think the food stares back at me I'll eat less you know if I am friends with Caroline Ray. Yeah I'm caroline and we were just done. We just had a birthday and we were very spiritual you know zoom in. We're wishing her happy birthday so anyway so So on her instagram. She says I have eaten all my weight. Watchers points till September. I saw that and I thought. Oh my on cross same same right I mean what else is there to do? I mean but if you're working three miles where you walking in are you wearing your mask. Yeah so I live where I live. There's beautiful streets really wide and so I can walk and I never see. I mean it's like you just crossed the street but I have my math with me. There's no one around and take it off so incomes I put it on. Yeah it's an do go to the store a lot I. I haven't been to the store and a month. Yeah I do. I go once every three or four days. You do I do because I I'm I'm older than you are so I'm more paranoid. I think well I also it's just me so it was like I don't want to buy a ton of groceries. They just go bad you know. Yeah so I I do. I MASK OFF. I do this. I go early because I wake up really early. Shar sound like the first person open open open at the store all that. That's really good but you have to be sixty five or older. So have you get away with that will not everywhere not everywhere so I have some some things that I know that lasts long like carrots. Last long salary last long Head lettuce lasts a long time. Tomatoes last longtime dill pickles are good to have in the refrigerator and sunny days looking on freezing. Shar freezing soups yeah. I might freezer every time. I can't get closed. Oh that's good and if the food supplies GONNA go a little short. That's good to have out there. Yeah it's it's yeah flu. That's it's crazy. What's going on but what about like hot dogs canned tuna so I should be stocking up on that stuff. Do you think he had just maybe stack up a little bit ahead of time just in case because you know. I'm somebody who always bought a years worth of toilet paper before any of this happened. Nikki always made fund me. She says I think you're a hoarder. Said no I just WanNa make sure I have toilet paper now. I'm glad I'm a hoarder. It's I'm a hoarder with toilet paper. I'm not good at any of that stuff. And I I have an assistant who works with me Forever she sees she buys it and drops on the front porch or read so sweet. I know it's so nice out. What's now okay so you were on a book tour. I wasn't a butcher thirty cities. I did twenty three of them and then We had a pause and the schedule right before this happened. So I have seven more. And they're being I think. The two are being rescheduled to are not. And so your. It's it's really weird. I was sharp just like energy wise. You know I was on the road in every night meeting like performing in front of five hundred people in meeting. A hundred of 'em in the meet and greet and hugging so much energy. But then I come home and it's like you know it's like literally the world's top so it's a really seismic shift in terms of my my give and take of Energy. I it's just me isolated. Now Yeah but you know what you know how to entertain yourself to with your puppies. You know it's but it's but at least you got those book signings. At least you got to do all that. Yeah it's fun. It's like a ninety minute. Stand up show. I do the whole thing. We do a game show with the audience. We you'd find people theater. I mean they're all over the country. It was just so fun. It was a lot of hard work because I just went nonstop for twenty three cities. I did it over High weeks so proud of you. That's a lot lot. 'cause you're repartee is so so quick. Thank you yeah. You're so good in your such an angel. I hate to say goodbye but I promise people that I would do readings. Oh good. That's what people want before we go. Tell us how we can get namedrop. How can we get that? Everybody needs a good laugh now. It's the most healing thing you guys can do is to read his book. You all the links for I. This is the easiest thing I can tell you all the links for the book the Brunch. The podcast the tour everything it's at. Hello Ross Dot Com and that's my social media on everything. Hello Ross I and Hello Ross Dot Com. Okay I love you. I love these I love you more. Thank you thank you for having me on all day long. Well I look forward to it. I've been trying to get you on for months so and I know you were busy on the roads. I'm so grateful to you that you were on anytime. You are always a family. You are always welcome on sharp vision in. Please send my love to your mom and we'll do that. Thank you so much love to your whole crew. Nikki store and Kurt Kurt Her. Thank you current. Thank you up and everybody and enjoy shirts reading. They'll be watching. Well all thank you. I'm looking to buy everybody. Okay guys Don't go away we're GONNA have a short break in then we're gonNA come back. I'm GONNA do readings. I know the number is up somewhere. Kurt puts it up somewhere. So you guys can find it. I don't know what the number is personally and then I also WanNa talk about At the very end after I do readings I wanna talk about something that can help. Bring peace to you. Which is my shock therapy shape I had. I had music composed to balance your shockers. We have seven major energy centers in our body and when they're all balanced you can feel so peaceful and people need that right now so let's have our quick break. Don't go anywhere. I'm going to do readings in then we'll play a little. Bit of the shocker therapy later. Hey everybody sunny and Shire and I am so excited I am over the moon to share with you that I have a new book coming out called. The Universe is calling you. And there's an amazing forward by Rupaul. There's an endorsement by Chris Colfer. It's about understanding your intuition. It's about protecting yourself from negative energies. It's about understanding your essence in your true purpose. In your soul's purpose on this earth you can get it at Barnes and noble dot Com. You can get it at Amazon Dot Com. I would love for you to order the book and let me know what you think of it. Right a review for us. If you feel like it thanks so much. Hey everybody it's sunny and Shire and I just wanted to answer a couple of questions. People have been calling the office and texting and emailing do I do. Private sessions will. Yes I do and I love reading for my clients. I do phone skype facetime and in person if we're in the same city I also teach intuition so if you have an interest in doing that or if you have a if you're interested in getting your family together and you want a group reading do those as well so just call two four eight nine zero nine two four two seven as for Nicole and I look forward to reading for you. Thanks and we're back okay. We're back so Somebody's making fun of me. 'cause either I'm touching my nose or they want me to touch my nose to say hi to them so that's my hello to Chris because actually my nose is okay. Here's the deal I have. Sonny's hairs all. I know since making me allergic okay. Let's get our first caller in all right. I have a nine one four area code New York for you here. Okay okay so I need a wait. Hang on hang on okay my secret. Hi How are you are you? Are you there? I'm good thank you okay so please just be open minded about everybody. Living and deceased. Don't say the name unless I stayed. I okay Yet still I want low if you have somebody who's a an M. or a de inicial ideas and dog or B. as in boy Yet by have initials with that in my family who are are living which is a D or B B Maiden. Name last name as being. Okay so you have a lot of people by that last name in his there. Do you have a parent who's deceased. That's a be Now you also mentioned it m. My first name is an image well as my brother to. Mto Okay is there a mike or an M. I? Or Yes that's my brother who is Michael's your brother. We have a little bit of a delay so I apologized for everybody listening at home And I are you near him now. about physically about an hour away. Okay I kind of feel like there's a grandparent here you must have somebody deceased. That's a grandparent. My Grandmother's name. Anna's Willmar Margaret Margaret okay. I was thinking that yeah. Don't say names but but she's deceased correct correct just like she's watching over your family. I feel like is this. Is this And I feel like she was there. A health issue with your dad recently Not that I'm aware of but not that they may tell me whatever it is. I feel like he'll be okay. Is is is Margaret. Canoga Your Dad. Your mom my mom's side okay. I don't know there. There might be a health issue with one of them. But I feel like they'll be okay and there's an s in s or C person I haven't F- person. That's that's passed away is that is that a female. It's a an uncle is is he s with the end or in the name He hasn't ended after the of first initial and he has an end in his name as well. Is it Stephen or Stanley? Are you say Epson? Frank or is is is your s like in Sam O. S. Now not that I can think Feasts Okay. I I'm yeah. I'm not sure what I'm getting but there's an Al- also urged J. person definitely. Yes he deceased as Ajay person on my I J person on my husband's side who is deceased. Two of them is there is Zero J. O. R. J. Definitely J. O. Like John or Joseph or Joe yes John. Is that John that your husband. Is that your husband's father or grandfather. Father and anger grandfather and brother. All three are deceased. Yes I feel like all three. John's are there watching him and he's he needs to. Are you more of a believer than your husband? Yes okay they're telling him to shape up in start opening up his heart to the loved ones who you will see again when he gets to the other side there lasting islay. It's time for your husband to be more open minded about loves never dies and that his okay rather his father All watching over him in hopefully he'll bank hill. Understand found that more as time goes on in. Hopefully it'll help you when your spiritual connection with your husband. We've got good perfect. Thank you thank you take. Good Care bye-bye so Kurt. Let's get to somebody else would. Is there a way to stop the Delay the delay is making me nuts. It's kind of the way. Zoom is right now with everyone using it. It's it is what it is. No HAVE ON RHINO I. I'll call up zoom right now and let them know. I have another one for you. We have an Ontario One. Five one nine area code five win nine on. -tario Still Ontario Canada. I think so. Yeah yes hi yes. I'm pretty good. How well you want to connect with you all. It's so my plan hoping healthily okay. I'm having go ahead. I'm having some constant peripheral neuropathy in my hands and feet legs and arms for the last two years so you know what the root cause of it is and will get better so oh boy you bear your back. I'm here. I'm not allowed to give medical advice. But when you say neuropathy what what do you mean like you can't feel it or well it's like pins and needles in my in my hands and feet and it's moving into my legs and arms. I've had many tests have been to a neurologist. I'm GonNa Find Your Path Dick Okay but if if you can find someone that does either acupuncture or somebody that does If it were me this is what I would do. I would find someone who does acupuncture and I would also find somebody that does ozone shots and looking at a medical doctor that does holistic stuff can help with all that super. Because that's what I kneel who I'm going to right now but Greek I. It's just I you know it's not clearing clearing UK all getting better. I don't know who totally clearing good as see the nitty. I also feel like Ju Ju I feel like they need to work on your neck. Okay girth I will have. Well we have this having worked on my neck it yet did. They say it's stemming from the neck. No THEY DIDN'T. I had an. Mri have my neck come. We thought it was you know spinal stenosis but they didn't think it came from that area the. Let's be positive with that but I just feel I think acupuncture or ozone shots could help you and I I also WanNa know who Either middle name an or an A. N. N. at and my middle name. Anne Marie my name Anne. Marie is your Middle Name. Okay so that's just validates for me what. I'm is a positive message for you. Okay could wonderful. Hey take good care of yourself be well thank you sorry shaded love you okay for by to fall by okay. Let's get another caller in all right. I have an eight six four which is a South Carolina number South Carolina. Hello how are you today? I'm well how are you far all? I'm well thank you for asking I just need you to be open about everybody. Living and deceased is there in a or m person connected with you a or an M name hair harden if you say that again I said or a middle name of first or Middle Name. That's A. R. M. Not that I can think of digital what about a grandparent or was there a Mary or Marie or may know or a middle name. Like this no okay and the other thing I was getting there might be an. You might remember when we hang. Up Is C. J. Initial Ajay or g smoothie. Jay Is that a male yes is and is he a a J with an M or n in his name is he john or Jason. They said yes in is Jason Family to you. Is it a WHO is that? No HE'S A. He was a friend who passed away was. Was it just a good friend or romance or just a good friend? Good friend and was this. An unexpected death was yes. I feel like he didn't expect to die but I feel like he made it to the other side. Okay and I feel that. He's he knows that you cared about him that you gave that the love you gave him. Why is he showing me something by? I don't know either like a truck or a vehicle in a bridge. Yeah Yeah and of the young requirement. Yeah a car wreck. He showing that to me and he sang. It took him a while to figure out that he was deceased. 'cause you know you have a physical body and then we have any cereal body. What happens when we crossover Our physical body stays here but are serial body floats to the spirit world in some people stay earthbound for a while so I think he was trying to find his way but I feel eventually found his way and there's somebody that helped him out in their somebody. That's in the M or a person that I was seeing earlier. Is the one one of the people that helped him out. But you probably don't know his whole family but that's who helped him in and what happens is they see the white light but they don't always want to go to it but I feel that he he had. It was his time. It was his time. He he sending his love to you. You'RE GONNA. He's watching over you during this corona virus thing awesome. I need it well. I hope that that gives you some peace. Take good care of yourself. Thank you for calling thank you. I appreciate it. Thank President by my pleasure bye. Okay who do we have now? Kurt I have a three two three four. La Oh la. How're you doing? I'm good how are you good? It's so hard isn't it? Yes it is but you know taking the eastern I. I'm seeing somebody around you. That's an hour or be initial or are you in are or are you said A. B. as in boy Not that I can think of it. You haven't been drinking. Have you know a little bit? No okay who is there a Robert or Richard around you. Richard like that for a Bible or home bill. No okay let let me come back to this. The other thing that I'm getting is a J or INAM or my brother Jonathan Gun the Jay is Jonathan. Okay you away from him from him. And who's the one that's neat while I guess? A lot of people are needing money now but did he want to borrow money from. You always always like a constant thing. I feel like he's going to ask you for money. But it's better for you to hang onto your money right now do you. Are You doing anything? Are you supposed to drive somewhere now? You know I've been doing a lot of driving but I don't have any plan drives convenient. Are you driving so your work sometimes? But sometimes I'm not driving okay and I just I want you to be careful with driving for some reason and It's funny you say that because when I drive sometimes I always feel like I have to be extra careful in a way that you say that. So thank you for telling me that well you know. Sometimes we all have intuition and we all get gut feelings. It's like I'll be driving on a freeway and think. Oh I better slow down. 'cause there's going to be a policeman in that. I forget and then there's a policeman so if your gut is telling you to be more careful with driving even if there's not a lot of people on the road which there right now list using to listen to that yeah you did before. Did you WanNa move your home or move your job? I just recently moved actually to Atlanta. You moved from Atlanta. Do you want it did? Did you WANNA GO BACK TO ATLANTA? No I moved to Atlanta from New York actually from Atlanta. Now okay. I think that was a really good for you. I think that was a really good move for you. Yeah Yeah I feel like it's a safe move for you. What how's your romantic? Life is great. Actually it's good I in a better place Been with him for nine months now and in are they with you now. Yes yeah I feel like? Are you guys talking about getting married or home? No talked about it but It's hasn't really been you know confirmed or anything. But yeah it's been on our minds S. or see with that person or C or a K or some not that I know okay not not their last name right. Yes yes what no. That's not sorry. I'm going to say no alley. No is that I just feel like your romantic life is going to keep doing better. It's a good thing. Must've hit someone in your past S. I said you must have had someone in your past. That was Esser C or K. K. or in L. or an E. L. bounded my grandmother. Lynn also depends deceased okay. Your grandma's spirit must be with you and I might. I'm probably not hearing everything exactly right to be honest with you but why don't you don't have like marijuana around? You're drinking or somebody that did that was a drug addict. You or or alcoholic marijuana and in Asia. I've had constant like friends that who drink some always around like well. I used to always be around drinkers and A lot of smokers. Well just be careful. Don't be careful driving with somebody with alcohol or marijuana. I don't know why they keep bringing that to me but also just be. Just listen to your gut feeling about it and I feel your grandma lives around you. Okay thank you so much for calling. Okay Bye bye thank you so much spending you a big hug and stay well and be careful. Okay you guys so I talked about my shock therapy tape. There's we have seven different energy centers in our body that helped balanced us in. So I'M GONNA I'M GONNA say goodbye to you guys but don't go anywhere because Kurt is going to play the heart shock. Refer you just take a nice deep breath and let it out slowly and thank you so much for watching and I'm GonNa see you next week and remember intuition. We'll take you places logic. Never could okay. Kurt you can start playing the hard shocker. This is to heal your heart skies heart. Chakra your fourth shock. Greg is located at your heart and associated with the Sinus Clad. Ishak veteran extra spirit to your physical body and allows you to channel energy. Goes inside your body. An outage compassionate sense of humor is the sign of a very healthy heart Chakra. You can see this people who know how to laugh at themselves and are good natured. Healthy Heart Shaqra allows one to keep a healthy perspective even in situations tune. Your heart shot to the fish rising off Carrie that he will see you next week. Or by

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Nelly - EP 251

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:05:44 hr | 2 years ago

Nelly - EP 251

"I am. I got a lot going on right now. I was thinking I was driving here. It was so like I would just went, did you hear me just right now go. Yep, Yep. Yup. But I have so much going on. I was driving here and I was, you know, I take the same way every week I get off that exit. I was like three exits gone, and it was like. Am I drove in from palms ring sedating because I have a lot going on there. We'll get to. And then I had stuff going on the house and I was is running running. Well, my mother fucker me on high. Hi fi, just the drive alone, the two hour, whatever drive is a lot because you have to focus hours. What do you do? I put on Judy, Garland, Judy, Judy, Judy, Carnegie Hall album, and I saying the whole thing, you do our forty seven. So it gives me door to door from Palm Springs tobacco. Listen to podcasts go, listen to that. I listened to. I can deal like the interludes when she talks and everything. Yeah, just in London anyway, you do the whole thing. Throng in my throat she doesn't. So I'm like a little, I go way, but you know what that means. What means Ross Mathews has lots to tell you. I am so excited. All right listeners, I got lots to fill. You went on lots going on. We got some new contributios from some listeners. We have someone who calling in to fill us in on something. And maybe it's this neighbor coming up. Oh. Muzzling. I block isn't here unfortunately suggest, can you do the amount that you need? Yes, I got live from the Ben sound theater, theater, theater, love that we're theater now, Ross Mathews Benz town theater. That's how. That's how could you please say Gironde c. j. has to ask nicely j. please give us that. Live from the Ben's town studios in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with raw, Matthew. He's the gay best friend you wish you had and no, you need this love money. Now here is Ross Matthews. Trump sounds plenty sweet to me. I'm john. As. Welcome to the program. Reach around c. j.. Thanked him alone is j rod could go up. For news, boy as Nicole. Boy is the one and only Trish. Happier here dole. I'm always so tickled when Nikki needs a pinch hitter, Honey, I'm regard now. Hitter familiar to meet do. Are you a co host on bup dog with rod, Maddie's the love that pro love it. You brought that up? Yes, I'm on pop, talk, which you can put us at pop, talk on air. And I get to work with a gorgeous Ross Mathews. She's nice. She's a doll. Paul. Until Jay here. And I have to say, we did miss you in Palm Springs this weekend. If y'all to call, do you know how to show? Because it would have been fun. The only one who's looking tan CJ is as well. CJ is and flaxseeds looking tan is when you so much. My invitation must have got lost in the sort of happened, like neither of them stayed. We all spent the weekend in Palm Springs together, not none of them. Stayed with me like CD. It was going to go. And in fact she was like, oh, I'm gonna, go get a room and I was like, I'm going to be there and we had the most fun together. It was so nice being with you guys went to lunch. I wanna come because there's nothing that I love more than two cans with y'all and trivia in the masala cocktail. And then you and our rope ourselves into some magical dinner Ross. Now when we go to dinner people, just bass thing, they just sent me do. Why. Worker. No, they didn't tell them what things that we did. We did. I have a balls deep with all this, but I can talk to you now, would you want? We hold tight on the balls poll tied on the balls degrades. I'm covering it all. Okay. Palm. Okay, growl Palm Springs. Well, I'm actually I'm sending a no right now for guests because I have an announcement to me, oh, and I need help. Okay. But it's gonna be something that we're all in. This is fun. This is good. We're all gonna share about, but we will get into the nitty gritty of Palm Springs coming up in all. Okay. So let's see. We're waiting for our friend are surprised as call. Exciting. Did you go visit your star? Oh my God, facts. He got Josh, just we did. And guess who took the picture of me on by his star. Guess who drove me to his star and, oh, take a picture with my star, take it and text it to you. It was fun told me do the same thing if I had it was one of my all time favorite week. And I'm not saying that because we're friends and family and all that genuinely your star weekend was better than most wedding weekends I've ever it was really fun. It was great. We have from top to bottom, we had a ball home. You know this show. So much really handled as I should. I should do. I wish we made money on the show me to Jay rods, pushing buttons, so we can't do it. Can't it nicer than on Texan going call now, here's the number. Yeah, she's got a pizza going on this programs. Shit show up. Just snack is just tricky for people to call in eight is yes, the timing and stuff. J rod. Oh my gosh. Hello? How long? Hello? Hello. Along. Every time Arlene Coen Keller Williams calls me I go. How long. This is of course she's a friend of the family. It's Arlen Cohen. Keller Williams, John. Oh, my gosh. Arlene we hung out with Arlene now facts he, it was your first time really bonding with Arlene. It really was. Hi Arlene. I kept calling her Arlene Carrington, Colby, she's so dining Arlene. You're so enjoyable, and I just love the you seem yesterday with my shoulder pad look. Great. So Arlene has been a realtor for years and years and years and years and years. He's done a ton of deals together because you know, I like the real estate market wrote a ridden ridden. I liked to ride it and it has gone really, really well for me. Now that being said, I, I've used one house like by the next house by the next the next house. And I've been thinking Arlene tell the people that I was thinking about the house in Palm Springs. I've been thinking this for a long time. I've talked to you all about it was that I just don't think the market's going to get any bigger. No, you're right. Okay. Because I watched your real estate market like the back of my hand Arleen MacOS on this and houses. Bryce dropping. Yup, right now rates are going up and when interest rates go up, then prices go down the formula. And so. This big beautiful house in Palm Springs, but I didn't or japes expensive too. I didn't go for two months, so I checked to go, we'll what kind of equity now imagine this. So you buy a bottle of water for a dollar and you wait and then a couple years, that bottle of water is now worth four dollars, three dollars an equity. So I checked the Clinton numbers. I have x. amount in equity, and so I go, well, what would a nice condo if I could find a con to that had didn't have like attached to walls or this to quite still had all the, I could sell the house and pay cash for a condom. So I go Arlene the equity off the equity, so you don't have. I don't have. I don't have a mortgage, yes, brought mass. Yes. Arlene Cohen. Tell everybody the news. You're doing it the cutest most adorable, charming cottage ever. It's demand. It's so cute. I just bought. A little condo and I'm selling my Palm Springs house and I'll pay myself back when I felt it. You're not going to have a mortgage and I'm not gonna have any of that. And it's just going to be something if God forbid Arlene Coen Keller Williams, if say, something happens, right. Eight say like, I can't get hired again. We'll guess what. Everyone, everyone knock on something. Yeah. But if that happens, you know what my ass is doing my ass is going to Palm Springs and sitting in my thing that I own my condo, they own and. Three-month planning my early retirement, an Arlen coins. Would you tell them about the condo? Go the little that we call it the bungalow because it's like a little bungalow. Hello, it's got to core garage. It has really sweeping hike. Fedral ceilings made out of wood. It's got a fireplace. It's very mid century. Outdoor things is adorable also show you pictures right now. Don't you wish that you could have seen it? Yes, because I didn't get the phone call sexy and CJ. Got to see. What do you think? I love. I'm in love with it. I'm in love with the complex complex is very seventies like Palm Springs seventies. It has artistic fields. Yes, Honey, all just really cool. It's very, very exciting. And so now we're selling house. I know I'm excited. So that's part of why I'm like. First of all, every showing tonight and showing tomorrow of your house. Okay. We're selling. Yes. Number two, you know, the other agent, you know that the fireplaces at work, they shut it off on purpose so that they have to put it on. Let me let me tell you about the the cottage. I'm buying one of the issues you do inspections. They capped the gas fireplace, and I was like, well, let's uncapped it. Okay, so Arlene. Yes. So today he goes, well, we don't wanna do. It will just give you some money, but well, we don't want to do it. You have to do it because I didn't want to open a wall to wall what if there's more than just that. So you guys open the wall. Okay. So go. So he said, you know, will you go to New York to new? It just felt you're doing it. It's a deal breaker and I hung up good for you are why we love arly. Yes, that's so so pads. Got hold on. Hold on real quick country baby homemade in Cleveland. I don't think so. Lateness back. So tell me what your lady. No, he called him back and he said the the contract is coming on Saturday and he didn't say they're doing it, but they're doing. Showing tonight in a showing tomorrow in the house for selling. Yeah. Okay. All right. This is showing and we have and the contract is coming on Saturday. So. This is a big deal, big deal. It's moving fast. This is happening. Well, that happens when you do all cash, but I just, you know, listen, I would feel guilty when I couldn't get out there because I'm working so much. I'm thinking God, I'm spending x. amount of money every month on this thing. And it's people don't realize too if you're not air being being a property and it is not an urban, it's it's an actual home in my bed. So I'm not doing that. Having rental property and people don't understand that. So when it is your actual home and a waste. Thank you. You you think about all the time? I'm I'm paying for something I don't get away. Arlene Cohen you've done it again. Nikki trysts third, Nick, he's not here. I'm sorry, Trish. Okay. Crit I didn't know who it will. I'm so our lane, you beauty, you have you have you met Arlene and I went and saw that gorgeous house together that had the jacked up bathroom. Yes. And then they fixed the bathroom and they fix it already trying to resell it. I saw this is a funny because people don't know what we're talking about, but we all hang out outside of the radio programs. So like we have to just so you know there there's radio podcast light having and they were all hanging out. Okay. So here's the deal Arlene Cohen. I want you to be your the tug ladies back. I want you to go get that baby country baby in, and I want you to keep it in Vermont. I have no idea what. You know what you're talking about. Are you wearing any ounce of leopard rot now? No. Dang track. Arlene Arlene did show up today. I was with at this morning. She showed up in like an Asian print workout pant and fuzzy Chanel slide. I love her with. They would make slides and a white wife by Peter t-shirt. And she was just like, oh, what a day? And then he's big Chanel glasses with glitter on the set. What I'm Jay. What is your own show your? She goes, oh. Like fifteen minutes late. I'm sorry, it's just awful day. What is your thoughts on this show? Desert. Flippers. Have you watched it on the HDTV? Yes, but yes, I watched it unwatchable number one. Right. All right, isn't watch. I watched a little bit of not me. I'm a hundred times. No. What we like to think of it as honest Arlene, Tony, real on this. She's the most honest person I now and she gets a kick it when she says the sending. So straight to the point. And we're out in public together and I go, oh God, I constantly. I'm like, oh, he makes me do it. He no, he goes me and mix. You do enjoy it, Ryan joy it, but I have to walk out of the room when she does it because I mean, for example, like we'll go looking at houses and like Arlene just gets annoyed with people. So they'll be like a lady. They're going like, well, you know, it was built in nineteen sixty two and it's funny the Arlington's got it. We got it. Personnel because it's so it's so often for the high politics. Like tell me, tell me the story and get to know the full two years. Did I get stuck there? Some crazy lady told me a story. I don't give a shit about quarter going. All right. Thank you laugh. Thank you so much angel. I adore you. I love you. Arlene Arlene. Thank you. Thanks for the update. So we'll keep you. We'll keep people updated throughout the process for a home in Palm Springs. I recommend buying mine full-count. We'll tell you if you are springs. Yours is wonderful because it's a very quiet neighborhood and built by the weekend. Why am I talking. Thank you. Arlene. Hey, when we come back by on the, I love you. When we come back, I have some submissions from listeners. I wanna play for you. Plus we're doing CNN Ebert because time movie at never seen before and you will shot what movie it was every movie you haven't seen shocks. But when was it find out that and more when we come back more straight, talk on the way. And Trish we're not really qualified to do anything else. Nope. So we're just going to stick with what we're good at, which is talking about pop girl, pop culture joins for popped up every single week, the top ten pop culture stories. We'll bring him down because you have a real life do it. We'll do it. We love hearing from you, so make sure you go and rate us in review. As an I read all your comments and social media. So Honey, it's like you're the program director of the podcast. I'll thank goodness. We needed one them. Them producing the dumbest thing. I've said. How do we live this long without a podcast like this? I don't even know. Okay. We're obsessed with everything pop culture. You are too. So it's about time. We got together to break it down altogether as the family. I'm so excited. I can't take myself. So join us every single week as we talk about the top ten pop culture, stories of the week. It popped up with me, rough Matthews Trish there. You're welcome in advance. Hey. I got something to tell you. Have a see. No, not there. Sit here. I am at eras. I don't know what to say. I'm afraid the words I toss. Going to sound gay. The words stick in my pro. No sense at. It's like when you see abode at the shopping mall and Yonli Lafayette doing. Why? And. And how to get some. To my favorite sunglass. Folks. But that's the way it goes. Because when you say. They think you're buying clothes like sandy comes. A Rolling Stone gathers? No moths. And now I've found like good girl. Because I am at a I am at era. Era. Now back to straight talk with Ross Mathews, welcome back to the program, looking at pictures, a little bungalow Ross. If you don't let me come be part of this design tame. Thank you. Don't love me. So you know what? It's blink. Couldn't Candice that we can make make so cute. Right. When I tell you we're going to rip through that. We're gonna rip out that pass through what's what's the pass through that thing. That's eventually what we're gonna do it just you can have a full. We're already now y'all. And after this bitch. And so fun to be there because it's new. It's a new thing for him. Yeah, than those countertops are gonna have to find a new. Yeah, they're gonna go, don't you dare worry about that? Calico kick. All right. Eventual thing. Rush. We're gonna make a cute and like the price. I told you the price. I got a four, two dollars and a tic TAC, Honey, God loves shipping. Deal, Honey. I love you for that because I was like, I want to see one a little country, but I don't want to be like an apartment. So it's gotta be no one above me. No one below me, no one on the side. I mean, this bound. Sure. Didn't. We do literally like a, it's a cottage? Yeah, it's the, it's actually more bungalow. It is. Spring. Call it, and he kept saying, he's like, do you wanna go just like drive by it? And he'd be like, we'll like sunset. So we should see what it looks like. It's. Keep going kind of person ended. The sounds crazy when I bought my house, my sat on my street, weird stalker and ate three meals a day there. I'm not kidding. You look at it. No, and I wanted to see like, are there crazy neighbors? Somebody comes Swiss and by does somebody have episode, you know, somebody say, underlaw naked and rub their, I don't know you gotta let the whole experience is in fact z. loved Palm Springs. He said to me that he you said to me and it was a great compliment. You said that you had been there a million times, but like never really fell fall in love with it like you'd think that you're exactly right. I always felt like Palm Springs was many malls TJ Maxx and heat. That's all in a gorgeous Nordstrom rack, cutting my five run around. Yeah, that to next. So TJ max. I didn't want to discount Nordstrom rack mount Nordstrom rack. So this time around with Ross, taking me everywhere and showing me a whole other side of Palm Springs. I'm in. I now see why people love it, and Ross is the ultimate embassador to it's an NC. Jake is when you get them together, you get to see like places you didn't know rooftop this, like he's like the energized energizer bunny. I just keeps going and going, but it's fun. It's fine. I, I'm a busy body for breakfast. That was so cute and we'd coughing. No, the I forget the name of that. Please caffeine cafe it was so cute. And then I took a fancy to Billy reeds, which on the inside looks like little house on the prairie and then took him to my favorite place the casino, but the run. Buffet wasn't open because the remodeling it so he didn't get to have my sugar. Free jello, how I love this little sugar, free jelly to experience it next time. Next time we'll listen. There will be a next time and is so exciting. Yeah, thank you. But you know what else is exciting to serve, hey, when listeners send in content CJ you know, I love when people bell, Scotty, cookie, elephants ethylene, people listeners put together something and send it infrastructure too. Well, they've done it again. This comes from I've and now who here has seen a star is born. I have. It's my date tomorrow night. My husband made me way is home to go see it with. It's so good. And you know that song shallow, oh, it gives me cold chills, and I have not seen movies. The movie. Modern a little share. The other one that you played for me about era Zona. That's good too, but this is this one shallow shall is the win because someone buried in shallow. Jong girl. She trimmers Trump. Well, then. I van listener. Ivan, did a parody of shallow. Just for us. Coming at ya each Ivan. Andrei chocolate arosh. Kale. Tell me something or. Fag zeal, tingling down. Jay rod, no. His missing out on some amazing saw. Oh, great. CJ can play with my. We g board all day. Mark have find the. Again. Maybe my favorite. That's low. Tell me Nikki. Aren't you tired of pretense and. Being that you don't microwave. All the leftovers from snack attack. Todd. I'm miss you so much and so die. And with. He still sits on or says phase. I'm off the d. eating the nine ninety nine. I don't care what they Sam devouring jazz. Oh. Oh, they're made out of horses. Kissed his. I. Good. How was really good well doing to you? Ivan for sending those. Nothing to do with that. I thoroughly enjoyed the sort of end. There's I'm not gonna finish the rest of, but I know he just when I thought, oh my gosh, we can't top that. Can you cannot see you can't top that. Yeah, but then Trish you of course know the hit song mothers mill. Oh, I was here. I was here from her teed on my knees, everyone hurt he. He. A mine. He others see just you. Just so many people redo it. So I was here big Dipper. Yes. Yes. Oriented, Brendan yoki did mother's mother's mill. Lullaby lullaby. Many different. Rammed got me. I wasn't running for that. I must face. We've, we have another one. This might be my new favourite one. That's that's a big order. Let me find their name here. I just want. I want to give them a shout here. It is Mike closest Hulo Ross this from Mike from Berlin. What he says. I'm a longtime listener. Drag Queen music producer and first time contributor kiss kiss I send you my reinterpretation of the hit song. Mother's milk. I followed my German roots and made it sound like an expressionist dick short piece. Repeat no voice and percussion. I'm so tickled right now. I picture him in all black with a turtleneck on. And listen to mother's milk in Germany. Oh, okay. Me. Iran. Okay. Hold on. We need to get. On my favorite I this is my. I wish this was my ringtone. Did you see? I mean, can you imagine. Okay. Listen. Me. News. Need motor. Titter. Von and Mike ROY. Fun. Nam War. I can't even begin. How you love that. If you're sitting there thinking, maybe I have something to give to kit and I, it's like, I used to tell Brenda, you know what I'm saying? Well, just think. And so you just Email me Ross it straight, talk with Ross dot com and I will play it on air. Okay. That's a promise to you. No matter how good or enjoy awful it is that was fantastic fans. Lifelock fill in tonight. Wow, God that seems great. That was fun. I, I love the haunting piano in the back to his unit reminds me of a weird song that would have been like in a Frankie and a net financial, oh beach. I mean like somebody some weird guy works at the at the shake shack that there would be like doing the tickets. Around here. We do a segment. You remember Cisco on e. Birch movies won't Fags. He for some reason you blacked out somewhere along the line and didn't see a bunch of movies. That's a good way to put it. I blacked out. Yes, you were tucked it improve for about a decade. You just missed a bunch of movies. That doesn't sound. Shocking. So this weekend we're talking and I threw out to movies ME hadn't he hadn't seen one was Mr. Holland's or Orpheus at that age. This orphan? Oh, no. Kidding, miss opus, which I think he needs to watch, but the other. Oh, that's great. Another movie he had never seen was. The notebook. Then notebook. Fifty eight. Oh my God. I haven't seen that. You haven't seen that. Good on. This. Did you fart. Oh, my God, even know if I really want to watch that right now. All right. Ryan Gosling and a Rachel make atoms James garner and a. I'm a senior role. James Laird general. Bettys? Yes. Okay. Really? I didn't know what it's about. You know, you have a way with recommending these movies at just the right time. For me, the notebook blew me away. First of all, when it opened up with Jenna rolling and James garner, I knew it was gonna pack a punt. All right. I never seen Ryan Gosling and a movie other than LA La Land. You know, I see why he's a star. I see his sex appeal. Oh my God, that movie mad sexy and Rachel mcadams never seen her in anything. I thought she was so good. So charming. She good in a remake of under the Tuscan sun if they ever do. Front young, Diane lane. I thought the movie was so beautiful and so touching. And I have to say it's in comes in third on my list of top five favorite movies that we've that I've recommended, yes, that you recommend it. What was number one number one was under the Tuscan sun. Number two was was a number three is the notebook. Okay. So why, why did you like it I? Well, I loved it because it was about your. I love and true left and I loved it because it was about Alzheimer's. It was about getting older, what you know how that happens. Like I didn't really expect that to happen, and the love story was so beautiful and I, I loved when I don't even know where to start. I don't wanna start crying because I cry. I could start crying now because it was so beautiful walk me through. All right. What what touched you so much about it? What? What k-. First of all when they first had sex, right? I really identified with her because she stopped having sex with him and said, I'm in my head and I can't get out of my head. Do you remember that identify with that because I hardly need to be in the moment. Feel like you're right there on the verge of you really touched by this? I was re number. I mean, I'm gonna three. It's like I was really touched by it. This emotion? No, I got this emotional under the Tuscan side. Here for the no never cries on the show. I want somebody cry from their cry twice. I have. Have the choice. What was I remember? One time. What was the other? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Twice. Have I ever cried on the show. I'm heartless. I don't think there's any spoilers not. I shouldn't say like oil alert because this is an older movie, right? Everyone knows the not just give it away just in case, you know, there's some people that could have been abducted and probed. All right. You know, I just want to say I don't wanna drag on about it that I loved it. But what I really love was the ending and I love this quote, I loved when he looked at James garner looked at a general ins and said, I think our love can do anything. We want it to do. I o. Oh, yeah. Such a passing, our love can do anything we want it to do is by that beautiful, that love is powerful, that loved community of love. It's timeless it. Love can move mountains left, can do anything, anything you want it to do, move mountain. But yes, it can't. Can't your head can, but a metaphorical mountain of threats. It can also loved out in the scene where she's in the ocean, and she's like, I'm a bird. And then he, she made him say, I'm a bird and the very last shot was birds flying. I'm glad that you caught that a lot of that. See, I thought that was beautiful. I watched the whole thing with an Cassidy's directed at 'cause he said it was an honor direct, his mom who icon and he said he goes, I did little subtle things like little, you know, like I call it the bird rags, those little moments that if you really are paying attention, Rachel mcadams in Ryan, Gosling dated for a long movie. One of the most iconic moments ever was when they went best kiss. I are quoted at the MTV movie awards or the notebook, and they ran up and did the on stage and it is one of the coolest. I almost have the same chemistry on that stage as it did because they don't. They ridiculous. I really love the Alzheimer's and how she played the house. She had like minutes where she remembered, and that was so magical. And you could feel it. You're like, she's back and then she left again. Powerful. I am. I have a if you like, what you make Adams. I have a movie that I really enjoy. It's called morning glory, and she plays the TV like a morning TV TV show producer. Is a good. I I mean, no, but I really enjoyed it. Harrison. Ford bring key. Yeah. And so it's Harrison. Ford CJ Wyatt. I'm sorry. Diane. Keaton CGI. What's her? Character's name and baby boomers? We all know that how many reference. Oh, yeah. That's right. It's on the top five. But so, yeah, tiger lady back is in it and Harrison Ford, and she's really good, very charming. I ask, have you ever seen Trump Ted gorgeous? I don't think I've seen that. Oh, my God. That's net. Yeah, visit gorgeous. Is next yet. Is it who is that with? Here's Jiali Kirstin dunce. Jenny already love it. It's my what? Mr. all oracle or whatever. Yeah, something a little uplifting gorgeous and will love it. He'll laugh so hard. Denise Richards say and to talk the? Nope. Ag-. I always thought it was like a teen movie, like a silly teen movie, but the poster of them in the rain and like I have never gonna watch that. It's so not that deep beautiful movie and it was shot so beautifully. I was really impressed number three, the fault in our stars. Is just the title I love the title is so good. Attracted gorgeous, see this is good drop or just fault in our stars. Mr. Holland's orifice. Do you ever see rising Arizona. I don't know. I think I have seen that. I forgot all about it too many. We're locking in those every. Okay, I love you. Keep calling. I just wanted to say. Worth it go. I really loved to when rates. I just go right back into. Gets talking about it. Yes, I'm when she looked in James Marsden's is, and she said, when I look in your eyes, I see Noah. Like, you know, she was in love with him, but she knew who was thank you so much. Notebook. I haven't seen that. He would have everything that, oh, my. Oh, my good. Talk about the fifty and. Did you fart. I don't even know if I want to watch that right now. Hey, when we come back, we're going to do a ball deep. We have getting Shashi and who knows what else? Actually, we, we're talking a lot about pumps threes night's something to play you and a new friend to the program coming up. Who is that trust me? You do not want to miss that is. Much more talk. You're ready for this day. Before this jam, I get ready for then Jan. Brain. Questions. You want MAMBO. Jambo. Bobo jar. There's only one place. This is straight, talk with Ross. Mathews back to the welcome that welcome and checking new check one, three, four, welcome back to the. We were in pump springs kissed ki ki accused by the sun very sunkissed. Favorite moments. There was a fancy night went and got pedicure together. Blackballed may from Ross's his nails on spring, dropped everything up to to can to can. What was it was the brightest, orient? No positive shattered. Well, luckily I didn't go to kicked out from. We went to. We hadn't been there. Before CJ, but it was sitting there king. It's an audio program. He's like, nodding back this year. So we, we go to go to a pedicure and we're sitting there and we're getting our feet. I'll love that right Pedic and everyone just play nice. It's a Monday morning. Ars and in walks this woman, this little woman. Kinda elderly fabulous lover goalie. Michelle, you picture just matching from the rotor to the Tudor. I love that just match up. First thing I noticed rings on every finger Liberace. Yeah, Karachi. So I'll tell you, so we sit and we start talking games Pat and we started talking. She's eighty five and she has a sassy and opinionated I go, I'm Ross. And then to Fags they go, this is you can call them whatever you want. Call him Judy, and she goes, we'll. Oh, like that. So we started talking talking about thirty minutes talking. She's making us laugh. So hard like Pat is so funny just about immediately lover. She's I'm an artist, you know, I'm like, oh, my God will flaxseeds and artists. They start showing each other things. She goes, you should come to my condo and see my art. Sometime we go. What are you doing in like an hour. So we went to her and she showed us this. I'm showing the picture you got. You got on on. Hello, Russ pod. Okay. I cannot tell you that pass like, no, I know that's Pat is must bear it animal. She is. Is a groper MRs Roper so they showed up an hour later. She had changed into sparkly sandals. Kaftan full face. They give you walked out of her condo to meet us on the street in that with the wind blows. Okay. I'm going to set the scene another going to post the picture, but she is in this gorgeous yummy like tangerine mates, hot pink, caftan, and Ross wasn't kidding. The rings aren't just rings. She looks like she robbed like an antique Indian. Turquoise and silver says she sleeps in them. She never takes them off. So she so we're looking at the pains and I go love this one. She was now looking into art and she does. She goes, oh, do do you love that within take it? That's yours. I go. Well, no, she's never sold one before. I wanna be your first sale and she goes just taking. I said, well, you know what? I'll do then I'll give come tomorrow because she also a reader. She reads to books day a day, a professional speed to master's degree. I said, I'm going to bring you a copy of my my best selling book man up. And so I did my wrote from one artist to another. I came to the next day. Phone so much fun. So wonderful goal. I was going to bring Bill the Casey news movie critic with me to not because you know bills homosexual, but I wanted them. Pat said to me, she goes, I go out every day because my friends who just sit there are all dying, build those out every day. And so I'm introduce them to be Frank. And then I'm going to start it up where I introduced senior. I see. When we walked into her condo, it was wall to wall painting, quote, painting the behind us. This is all her art, right fixer kill over her. So she you'd better introduce me to Pat when I. Drain, you know how Bill does movie reviews on the modify 'em show. I'm gonna Pat. Start doing book reviews back. Left me a voicemail. You haven't heard this yet. No, Pat had my book for about three hours and left me this. Here. It's great is great. I'm more than halfway through and I didn't have to get raised for my heart teacher tomorrow night. I'm sure I would finish it in the next hour or so. Great book though. Great, great. Great. Thank you so much. Bye. That's. I love her. Talked today and I said, Pat, did you finish a book? She goes, I did. And I said, we'll could you come on and talk about it? I want you to book review today on the she goes, well, I'm not quite ready for that. That's fine. So we are in Pat schedule, but she. She said that because I feel that I felt like she's ready for anything. I did tell her, but when I left before I left, I now Pat, I have to warn you. There are couple salacious stories in my book because I talk about going down. Right? And she goes, well, I've got a couple salacious stories of my own. Shimmy shimmy. Spirit. So we're gonna get down here. That's gaurantee actually and out. Hello Ross pod for the picture. I don't get it out. During the bottle. My hand CD's like a duck, dummy the puck and say it say tricky. Kinks. Okay. Hey, let me say it. Like I say. There's so much. The last time you do that on the show. I got messages that were like we are dying that Ross did it did that they were trying to mimic me imitate me. Balls with bags. Give it to be. Deep win back. Oh my God Palm Springs. Where do I start? Let me start by saying that Ross pick me up at the hotel every day every morning and we went out on our adventures, but let me just say when I got in the car, it's a little convertible Fiat. I. Yeah. And so when I got, I got in the car. He, he put something in front of my face and he puts these things called icebreakers in front of my. That every grocery store line, sugar-free like men, there's like sour ones and there's like a calorie in each one and I love him. I keeping all every car every everywhere he goes you. I'd never tried. These is even the grocery store checkout and I'm like, oh, that's kids kids, you know. So he's like, just try it. He's I'm obsessed with these now with they're so good and sour tart. Have you tried these EJ. Favorite thing? Yes, I'm getting all my neighbors turned on them too. Him out to me that I drove around Homs for the whole time. I was there. I was sucking on these things the whole time. I was making sure the CJ bags e that's something to. Okay. Can I talk about the casino? I the casinos really nice. We played penny slots. He put in, can I say the amount he put it in eighty dollars. I put in forty. He kept saying to me, you gotta get a bonus and I'm like nude all this. I'm like, what's a bonus? Because I played money rain because when you get a bonus, the song is great. Oh. I love you. Go on, put your car because you've got to be out loud. I. But I didn't use it this time. Because I'm afraid they're tracking my winnings and I'm afraid they're going like no Ross, Matt last here. We're not gonna. Let him win this. I was running casino. I would do that and say that person just one win this right. Ask the caller who called in I forgot. His name is really sweet and he worked at casino. Don't do that. I know, but I don't believe it. Okay. I kind of feel like I had an, yeah. So he said, you gotta get a bonus. I don't know what that is. Anyway, I got a bonus the bonus. I was like. I got a bone really rubbed it in his face. In fact, I was really excited. He got a bonus an and and really very excited. I was, I was like, oh, good for him until he was like, I got a bone than I hadn't yet. Watch your back Hafer. I will. I will. I will sell that. I wouldn't. I will not get the condo and sell the pump. Getting a bonus he's competitive though, because I got that. I saw the wheels going in like I'm to get Buchan bonus. That's why I started going. I got the bound, right? So I get my bonus. And then I go to another scene and I'm putting in my winnings and all of a sudden my phone rings and it's Ross, and he goes, look behind you behind me and he's winning a bonus. I'm sitting. Turn my chair and my legs are crossed looking at him as my machine. Glamor and just like. Hashed out. Lost all my money. I put in. He cashed out and kept money. I was later when we were driving by the casino. He's as you see that little tile up there on the casino I said, yeah, he's like, you just paid for you paid for that. Don't ever take back. He had to rub it in. But the thing is it's fun is fun, but it's gambling. You have lost my minimum. I want to put in more money. I know that we went to the steakhouse though, and we thought little. Yeah, it was pretty. Dawn who is a straight talker listening now, probably. Yeah. So after we did that, we went over to to to, to love to drag show there. I got to say I, the there were to drag queens. I was amazed. They all love CJ to, oh my God l. flirted with them. Jazzmen master masters and rate clean. What's the other one. Oh my God, who's the one of the cast Morgan, Michael. I love her so much because when I left because I left kind of early, I'm she was outside the parking lot and there and she's pretty cone Honey. As I welcome back to my hotel, she says, be careful. She goes, don't don't let anything happen to something can happen. She's like, just watch your surroundings. I did look what happened me. She's supposed, I guess you punch somebody somebody called her word and and gotten her face and. He took him down. She broke her hand. She hit them, how awesome is that though? I. Caused us to care. Was this in Palm Springs? No. Okay. Houses. I in twenty eighteen in Palm Springs, but first of all, twenty eighteen. Could we all just quit Acting New? Yeah. Yeah, we can't. That was my public service. Don't act have gone. America. So what's next drag drag show was fun. And then did you play trivia with trivia and drag? We didn't play trivia this trip. No, we didn't know darling. Okay. I'm back for that by the way, if I don't. We went and why we went to quads. Show tunes, we went to, he took this was like the full palms. CJ. He took me two quads. And you know, we got there early, which I love about. You got the early when known, there's we can get a seat. I had specific stool and table that I said, yes. Yeah. Norm at cheers quad. I have to say Ross as as your friend, I really. He always asked the, is it okay that I get a drink? And you know, I think it's really respectful what he's doing, but I just have to say he's a great not. You're never drunk, but with some drinking you, you're a lot of fun. By very similar like that, like we'd aren't out of control people. We like to get just to like where more fun. I started telling you things. I don't usually tell your. But you're cute and you're really. Yeah, when he's buzzy. Okay. So anyway, he's he. He left the table. He came back requested a video like, okay, so we're about to leave the video. He requested plate and it was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life online, but it's the mommy dearest montage there and I can't be funniest. Mommy, dearest montage you oversee like a mash up. Kind of. And it's just so weird and funny. I can't explain it. I have to come just for that. Okay. We laughed so hard. We laughed. I was crying, doubled over laughing at this. This montage of mommy dearest. It was so funny and then we left, but I love that he's an, he goes home early like it really designed thirty that. Pumpkins Honey at nine thirty. That's why I love you. See Jake and kinda hit it hard, right? Yeah, I'm usually eleven o'clock Honey if I'm out that light. Okay. So let me tell you what we did after quads we went. I said, that's when I said, let's go to the Condon's he would. It looks like at night we went to the condo and had them the bungalow, the bungalow. Drink, so he could drive safe the whole time designated driver. So we go to the complex at night and it was so magical and beautiful weather. There was so perfect, but we were walking. We walked around the whole complex and it was like it's a big complex. How many pools are there like seven or some? We're gonna have parties there, of course, in the pool or warm, and I was like, making him laugh and we were very fun so much fun. We walked around the whole thing. He put his feet in the pool. We have the best time. And was like magical, and then we, it was great. What else do we do? You think of anything. WalMart, the Super Bowl Mark there. If you come to me what the whole he goes, I want the whole thing. So we went to WalMart. We went to Billy reads, it looks like less than prairie day went to show tunes. Wait. Did you go visit your star? Yes, that's the most important thing. Okay. But the way, let me just say how Ross does this. He doesn't really announce it. All of a sudden were pulling up by star, like we're pulling up parking. In front of this conversation? We did before he went on, we just teased this is before we were on air. I know you said you were there. I'm looking around like. So we talked before you went on air Tricia said in the story, you're so good look how good you are. Look bad. You are so good. Read that for me that I saw told you got so much shit puck. I've lost it because I know I had covered black because I was saying before that your star weekend is was literally like a wedding weekend to me. It's one of the greatest events I've ever been to friend or not that part, but I wanted to know fantasy was not at your star serum. I was there. Well, I mean, I'm sorry. He wasn't part of the family had originally officially, but he was like in the background just happened to be walking by a guest on the show. A couple had not become friends yet, and I didn't get to know because had you not have been snuggle bust and what's the restaurant it's in front of, well, it was all, but that's now gone. Just getting just kind of shocking. Yeah, but they're making something else another gay establishment we driving and all of a sudden just pull over in fact, it's like, what? What's happening? You know, he doesn't say anything and he's, he's like, get out. Let's get out. We get other course that's in front of us star and get down around on the ground. I posed with his star why he takes pictures of me. Love. That I would. Here's nurses schism is if I think you just really want to like make it technically all about you. But when you hit the level that you have a star on the walk of fame. Is your friends are job? That's right. Drive bys. CVS wanna go. Let me tell you this. Let me tell you this oil. So bring him to Las. Toilets and I go, okay, here's what we're going to get. And I told the comes, we want this and this and this and this just like that she goes, oh, yeah, that was actually on TV like that. And I go, I go on the food network. She goes, yeah, you know who put it on there. She said. I did, I think called. I said, I picked this burrito this way at Las Swailes. She goes up so they make Fags eat that. I mean, I'm so bossy. I appreciate the bossy Rossi because burrito everything. And I'm not saying I'm not a kiss. I have no reason, but everything. He takes care of everything, which I love. I'm lazy like that might just pick something out and everything he picks is so good and I love, I love it really has tailor-made Palm Springs. That's exactly. Go back without them. We go next door that you love sunglasses, right? Because he loves cheap sunglasses. The lessons his being get three pairs of sunglasses for twenty dollars or one pair for like, what does it ten? And he. Picked them all out. He picked all three out everything the pair wearing today. Can you on for them? Yeah. Picture on Hello Ross pod? Oh, my gosh, does are stopped me in the mall. Are they stopped me said, Where'd you get those classes? I'm not kidding. They're really great thing. Jay. What that's really hard because I'm really bad about bond for my face. I can't go with a he. I mean, pick these out in a matter of what seven minutes he had three pairs. I love him. I love him. I love him. Well on you, there's a reason. Listen and all of this made me so happy and when life gets overwhelming, sometimes you just have to smile. So I wanna remind everybody. I'm leading something, but I am. Hello? Rawson everything. The show was Hello. Ross pot. The vaccine Malone Tricia at Trish Suhr SU HR and make sure you listen to pop talk. It pop talk on air. It's that's not what we are on on social media. The show we break down the top stories of every week c. j. c. d. life c. j. a. y. l. y. f. e. j. rod is Josh underscore Rodriguez underscore, so, but I wanna say this as we wrap up this episode fast cut off, I'm sorry, but we clean cut off. I like clean round, say something. Yeah, bubbly brunch I I'm in love with the public brunch. I'm best with it. Okay. Go, you have to go out CJ quick question. 'cause I little Baltica real quick. Yeah, CJ you do such a great job as in booking those drag those queens. They are fantastic their high-quality. They're such good performance. Who's your dream performer? Like? Who do you really want to perform their good question. I would love to see Shakoor. That's a good one. One last question would you ever do drag and what would your drag name be. No. Well, I love you not say no, maybe. Okay. I know what you're acting. What my drag name would be. All of a sudden occurred to me, I go, what is well, I tell them what you came up with my dragon. Oh, wait. Well, let me say, mind, I go. What was it for? Drag name free. This leaves. No, no, no. That's got free to slaves as good. But. Even go on. Wrong. And so good rate. Okay. Right. Okay. I love the ones that make you think so I was. We were sitting there with CJ and we were like with Fags e and there was like, what would your name? Because I'd want to do like a number like with like campy you know, something around food and I go, okay. Burger queen. Straights. I'm Queen burger granted. I. We grew up with the burger coin in the south. It was like the knockoff. Lorden find you. It's so funny when you're friends with Ross, you also get texts that are so outrageous. He wrote me later. What his drag name would be. He said in the remind remind me of that because I think it's really good. Ready. Nelly. I love it here. About. Stage nelly. How good that you later you're gonna be like that with brilliant one name. I need one Nelly. I like the stage Nelly. No, no, she'll get it later. But can I. This made me laugh. I would only wear Nellie Olson wig. Really. Ladies and gentlemen, Nelly. Here's my point. Listen when life gets overwhelming and it happens to each and every one of us. Okay. Life does get overwhelming. You miss your off ramp on the freeway. You have to remember about what what you're putting out the, you can choose to surround yourself with happiness and laughter in brightness, and goodness, and positively in so listen, if you are ever in place everwhere maybe things aren't perfect. Just cannot tell you enough how much you need to surround yourself with love and laughter find it, and if we can be that source for you. Thank you, Honey. Lettuce, and. Okay. 'cause we love you because when you're smiling, the whole world files with you, stir that's the cherry on our Sunday. Here's Judy Garland with when you're smiling. We'll see next week. Would you. Why. Through. So stop your side. If you suddenly find out you've been the sea. Don't get. If you are a husband bluntly, tells you your two stout. Don't to pouts. And for heaven's sakes, retain a calm demeanor. Cop walks and hand to a subpoena. If the groom should take while you're marching down the. John. Macaws his blown just phase the war. And small. 'cause when you go crime, shoot that your makeup stocks to run. Yet, read scrappy. Ballgame travels have yourself on. It'll have.

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331. Feminine Crunch

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:32:10 hr | 2 months ago

331. Feminine Crunch

"So I'm I have something new thing and a cj once told me about a year cj told me about how much he loved his what his he cooks with all the time is airfare air prior and so I purchased an Air Fryer and I used it one time I just was like I don't know what I would do in their fryer. I feel like maybe I wasn't in a position to get in a long term relationship with a kitchen appliance. Okay. Like I said in my bachelor way as with my spout Ula, the old school kind of thing. So I didn't lose it cut to Michelle visage from repulsed drag race. She says to me Ross Mathews you must get A. Foodie Ninja Grill. It grill hair fries, it roasts, and it bakes I'm like I don't need that because I know in the past I've purchased it in it sat in the thing I I got an instant pot. Now I never used it never used it. Just, so I said no I'm not going to get it. She was Ross it'll change your life and she said go to bed bath and beyond because you can get twenty percents off coupon right? All right. So I. Bought it and I went and did curbside pickup when I went in I. Okay. Just decide. No. They also had thermometers that you point at the head and to temperature and I one of those two. Because I prepaid for my fooding grill that I needed at another twenty percents off coupon. All he did was google. Image. Bed Bath and beyond coupon and then zoomed in on the Barcode scanned into work side. By God alum obsessed with taking tip junior right now, what is what is your answer? One, hundred and three? Now Ninety eight point four. Okay. All. Anyway now, I am getting to a point of view. Using. Using my Ninja Foodie grow more than I thought I would and. Those Turkey meatballs from trader. Joe's that are so good. Do you ever get those? Nikki didn't like that but I. So I just put him on the Air Fryer and I put them in half and they got all crispy all around Marinara and I think it's just a few points on weight watchers is my point. My point is also this is my point is that points are few and far between, and this is a good point on weight watchers points with the air fire point. But. My question is, of course, as I'm using the fire, my number one question is what does Nicole Boyer think of Air Friars? This is an. Microwaves right. Does the what does the airfare actually due to the food? That's my first question to follow up with a question the. With the heat. I don't know. Agrees like if you put Bacon in there, you can make it really crispy, but it doesn't Cook in its own fat. Okay drips out you could. Answer. You could hard boiled eggs there. Okay the. First microwaves and air dare. Cut there okay. I really think that something's going on with all my electrons because although mine in Djibouti Grill is working wonderfully my Alexis all throughout the house now will not like if I tell one, play the one in the kitchen when play the one in the bathroom place. To start coming on randomly and now I'm trying to. Feel now, I'm trying to play all these sound effects and asked me to sign into my apple id I what to play a sound effect. What kind of world we did. I hate when they get like a meshed, the Alexis and they started sneaking in listening to each other and having conversations with my own business, and now it's telling me it's having you sign in over and over and over again into. Arabic Mother Fuck You I don't why you don't own me computer. Science Apple ID I. Am my how are you use my watch my ipad and my iphone wait what the fuck signing appetite and over and over again. Eva Deck. What is my apple? Id Password. God I, that's what I'm saying keep typing in. Not The worst when you help your. Or. Something like you do this, you're signing into apple near like what's the password we have to know every time? Well turns out I'm becoming that person. Let me see signing. No, that's not correct. Signing in for your Alexa right now. My Apple Id what what did Alexa have to do? Is. To if you have things to do. Okay That was. Coming in all that complaints about by Alexa I was just complaining about technology in general facts words I said all of that so I could play that fucking dumb song. Basis. Now. Absolutely I. I'm going to I'm going to endorse the fire I'm pretty excited about the. Deeper thanks Nicki without that was worth God blocked. I'm upset about more than just more than just technology. All right So but cj we have to get the show started please. Can we start the show? He's the best friend you wish you had and no you need. Top love money. Now here he is Ross Mac. Stacked. Sleep to me. Jarred. I I. Begin That's It's too far away. God let me tell you what I'm. GonNa. Do spend some money on someone else to push some Goddamn button-down. Against someone else push off mother fucking button. You do it it's lawn and multitasking man I'm welcome to the show. It's just let me I started off wrong this. Well, we have lots coming up including surprise guests. Also, Josh Wolff is coming to make his appearance on the Program Been Wild since we've seen here, we're going to check. But started this morning with everything you know when them days. That girl. It was one starting from the beginning I have I. don't like complaining. You know I don't like to do it. I. Like to go to gratitude but every once in a while get heated. Argue he's not. Ross Mathews he likes to great. down. A. Hot, I am eating. because. So this more and this is something that's been driving me crazy for a while. You know it's been really hard for me and During the corona the pandemic it's been really difficult for me pandemic. Sky KAMIAR. blance. Chardonnay Guan. anyways to random characters been hard for me. What's Your toucher point five? So anyway, the pandemics been hard for me and I couldn't many reasons. One I'm doing all my own dishes. Oh, Lord. And also I love my morning starbucks run I love going in and I just like because I have my. Go to the one close to me I liked the people that I pop in they just go. Ross I, think so much like my coffee waiting for me because I do the mobile order APPS waiting for me I skip the line I look at them like they're idiots they're living in the eighteen hundreds I haven't heard of APP dummy anyway now I grab With pandemic it's much more difficult for me. I can't go to the one close to my House I. Go to the second one closest to my house, which is a drive through starbucks because I wanna go inside. It's really tough. Send the dry always takes a long long time in something specific about this starbucks of I go to that I don't like and I'm not going to stand for anymore. So I go in the morning and drive thing. And I'm you know it's before my coffee. Anyone else would talk about what's like before their coffee you're just like I like this like a little crusty lane I had on. You know my glasses might. Get to the drive through thing and it's all speaker and. Still. Clearing my throat and everything and the guy or girl everyone that works there goes. My Name's Julie. What's your name? Every morning every morning shocks the fuck. Outta me I'm not ready for winter. I suffered through it people for every morning show and I go oh, my God. And she goes. What's your name is Ross and I'm I'm just hoping to the point where we've been going on this pandemic what eleven twelve years they should like you know they know Sonoma but now and you'd think they'd like. Got Your pull up an every day. They go. What can I get for you? Today you want something to drink and you want them to eat and I'm like, would I wanted to Hoffy? Coffee, well, Sound super-duper. We put in the AD in. No. And I'm a nice person right but it's too. It's too chipper too early. So I think the appropriate way if you're if you are a Barista somewhere, this is an it's before ten. AM The way you handle this is like this Nikki be be the drive through customer customer okay. And so you pull up to their. Women Engines so loud. Nikki squeezing Nikki white in the drive through line. Okay. So you pull up and go hi good. Morning. Oh Hi would you like some coffee to get this day started? yes. Actually would love some coffee. Okay. I'd like a drip or some shit like that I want you to slowly pull ahead and don't worry about anything or we're going to get you that coffee and then you can start your day. Okay. That sounds amazing. Thank you. Ma'am. Please stop quitting. Anyway. That's all I'm asking. That's all I'm asking don't be too chipper too soon, and then on top of that then I even more. So then starts me off right. This is just this morning. She then and this is something I have to get to get off my chest this pandemic, some very difficult on me. I like to make my breakfast, right but every once in a while I, of course, want support. Our local breakfast burrito place and Burrito. Girls family. This on it, I go once a week. Once every two weeks I have been good to read a girl and her family. I have been good to this establishment I go often and what I like about it is like you are taken back in time it is. You've all you all know where it is like like. Like there's a drive thru but you call when you're in the drive through like time travel. Yeah. I like from another era that place the place looks like it's the late sixties and was made and it's really charming and I love the records I can't say enough about it. In fact, I had their spokesperson on my shout. Hot BRIO GIRL I will tell you this last week. I went to get a there's one car in front of me and I called when I was in line and it took I'm not kidding you thirteen minutes to get my breakfast with there's one car in front thirteen minutes. Today after that ungodly coffee interaction I call him alone and said Molin I'm going to get a breakfast Burrito. Can I get you on and he said mom succeed or anything? So I said great I'm going to do it quick check my temperature. With Ninety eight point two to go. Okay. So then I, so I do WanNa breakfast he says, yes. So I, I get and I get in line I hung up and I said I'm call right now. So I called the number on the thing it's you know and I said There's two cars in front of me. I call fancy back we are on the phone. Tell her you the whole time. Twenty one minutes I wasn't that drive through. Yeah and I told. He now by the way, can you do that now I told him alone I. said I will not stand for this I. Love this business too much cj I love Burrito girl. I have some suggestions to improve their business. So I'm getting Preto girl on the show right now I how about this? I don't have a lot of power in this world everybody, but I will not stand for this. I would not stand for me. I will not stand for it for you. I mostly, I won't stand for it for me is anything she could say that would squelch this anger and frustration that you're feeling. It's not anger honey it's I just know I think I think. You know listen. Let me tell you a story was Henry Higgins my fair lady high school and all heard about it. I. Was a revelation and part of the reason is revelation is because a couple of times here and there although my instincts were spot on my Drama, teacher Mr Zickler would say try it this way you know. Just, nudge me towards greatness. That's all I'm trying to do is not at girls family business towards greatness because it's right. The BURRITOS are right there. The broncos are in the zone. So is she can you please get on here? What's going on? Bologna. In charge of this, I texted we're waiting I. Don't know maybe she's stuck in line maybe she's it'd be. Waiting for her burrito off see now, this is part of the problem. This is indicative of the problem I can see where this is going to go cj we missed. No going, to, get rain. You last week. To did you listen back to the program? Yeah everyone's talking. We're GONNA get. Everyone saw game a Beth these version of I will always serve you. Everyone is talking about data link. The link links working the link works. Probably works. The work now working at the restaurant, they're not hearing the order that come on now tell her tell her come on. Works keep trying burrito girl. Maybe recenter the link maybe you copied and pasted it wrong? No, it's right here. But I'd say. A number off or something it's a long code for a lean much. Brita Euros time it's taking so much time on the show we have to get to Josh. Wolff. HILARIOUS is that we're calling to tell her that were upset about nine. I'll tell you that. I pride myself on knowing what the people want to hear. Right absolutely. Everyone is on the edge of their seats. Knowing how long I waited for my breakfast this morning and how much I can do to fix this all right I know. What is going on week? Ask You a question I keep. Agents until you've. You cannot speak until I. Hear this. I hate when you put me in charge of stuff like this, because I can't multitask charge of copy and pasting on sixty years old, you're fifty. Copy and paste. I am copying and pasting she's doing come on Nanna God. I do have a question real quick for you Burrito Nana's. took. She's gotten all these links. I'm okay. Real quick. We're waiting for her why don't you make your coffee at home? Why do you have to get up and go down there? I could not be more clear I I. Love. The process I love my morning routine I love leading the House I. It's you know I like it. I like their coffee. I don't like hot beverages. So what am I gonNa do we wanted this? About this, about Mark Mark Dangled Mar, will lead Omega Ponta Coffee, not drinking and leave it there the next morning and reheat it. Poppy. No. It's fine. It's just what they all. That's Starts to tastes like Tar. Quickly I swear to God. You know I study mark my manager I know everything he does. A science project. I kinda WANNA know though. She's waiting on you Ross just says, it says I'm waiting to be invited. There's no, there's no participants there's nobody in the waiting. Is this really. This is. The thing. The audience. To White. Audiences feeling right now what I'm feeling in this line you know, and in fact, we should take Brita girl wait twenty minutes to get in here. Knows what it feels like. What am I waiting for my breakfast Burrito. He's probably felt it anger. She's probably felt it hunger. She's feeling hall of fame. Hungry, hungry for this is. This what this is called Burrito Karma. That's what this is called. I don't know she just says she's waiting to be invited now she. She's right here. Can I ask you another question about the coffee in the morning just real quick. We're. We're know you have one is to get burrito girl in here. There's no one in the waiting room looking at center three, the League three times sending wrong three times then Oh, here she is a. C. Janke. You've setting up the CENTERVILLE sweating and hot. Can I be the drive through because I have a whole different take on it Came through my drive thru says joining this is honestly taking too long and this is Joe. Much of my day I wasted waiting for Burritos Burrito girls just one day it says joining Tiktok. What else are you GonNa? Ross. We take my temperature. Temperature. Ninety eight point five. Guests it. It says joining what is going on here what I got new air she is I don't see her she. I see I see her name. So she's making your way in the. No. Video she's like the drive through asked to start being a star baby. Oh Gosh your frustration is, is it a? CJ, why do I try to help why don't you in the room? She's Turner. Video. shelter. I'll say turn your video on. Toledo people. Let me tell you something all trying to do is make the world a better place. You know what I mean about what's your leg? Is he going to be my legacy could be this. That's true and also telling the starbucks employees to bring it down a notch that could work. Okay. Come on now get. Wrapped up come on Marino girl. School well, you know what? Burrito girl I hope you can. play the drive through person. She should cooking. This nightmare. This is. My this is worse than waiting for the Burrito. Is All right I I got to wrap this up at some point Burrito girl. There's a black box you staring at me just her news put on speaker at least we can get something out of this. And you get in here breed now she's frozen commission. Hot. Burrito. Frozen three to. Six Grey. Friars or so. OPPOR- There's A little by. I gotta go bro Listen I hope you can hear me you'll listen back twenty one minutes is too long to she's gone. Oh Shit well. All right. Well, everyone I had lots to talk about today but. Well. Josh Wolff coming in. Oh. Okay. She's still trying to figure it out. Maybe next time, which is ten you call her you. Can you call him, put it on speaker just really quickly. And hold her up because I just I need to just even one minute I need to tell you what's going on like okay. Calling Burrito, Girl. Now, Burrito girl it's Ross. Met You. Meeting. Should be going through now. She's now she's fast. She's back trying to grow now. All their okay. She's coming in now. There you. Okay. Okay Burrito, girl do we have you e- We have you here? Hello. Yes. Hello. Being held hostage somewhere and Yes the folk took so long and I'm not talking about you getting here. I needed to talk to you. I need to talk to you burrito girl about something that happened to me today. The audience already knows I'm going to tell you now I love your family, your family's establishment. Right? I go get what do I get their breakfast Burrito I go about once a week once a week out once. The wait line. Burrito girl is. Atrocious she shaking her head. Yes I tell you this to help you and your family into I want. My legacy. And I don't say this just to complain thirteen minutes a took wants today twenty, one minutes their cars in front. Myself, it's OK. Takes too long and I really WanNa talk to you about this I understand that too busy. It's at high demand place because it's delicious. Also I, know there's a lot of people going in and out of there and as I sat for twenty one minutes again today almost as long as I waited for you to get into the doom. I. Anything I. Had I had a lot of ideas sitting in my head about how to rectify this issue at your family establishment. Yes. Let's want to rectify it and here's what I'm thinking. We know there's going to be a lot of people coming in for breakfast items, right? Right. Something simple like a breakfast burrito, which is just a ham and cheese. That's all I doing it. Now I did the ham now yeah. I. Think it's less calories and points than a bacon. Or Sausage. Now see what he eggs Hash browns right NITA's cheese, and he has avocado that's what's in his. Now Twenty one minutes for this long wait. Can we all agree I agree? No. I understand we wanna make things to order. But I'll tell you as a customer I do not care if it was made to order. My suggestion is this and I want you to pass along to the powers that be the BURRITO factory. I. Think in the morning they get there early and make a big VAT of scrambled eggs almost like a catering thing. Because then a man and a bunch of ham bunch of cheese because imagine if they could just go order like scooby some. Things Scoot little handful of. Ham. Cheese. Wrap it up order up. Now that's two or three minute operation right there. From order to Burrito. But what took twenty one minutes should not take that long. I will tell the audience this bro Girl now in the ultimate act in the ultimate act of hatred. It's frozen. Now, some good burrito. Getting to the point to solve the whole company's problem. You're not working. Did. You hear everything I said No. We gotTA. Wait another twenty one. Says it. Okay. What I was saying is a scoop scoop scoop. If you prepare thing earlier, you know you're going to have lineup the Dark Scopus Kupa? Style yet scoop scoop scoop wrap it up order up to three minutes it doesn't 21-minute one minute operation and I promise you this and I promise you this and I know it for effect you will have more people in if you get that custom I used I because I'll tell you this. Oh, there's on my head I'll tell you there are times I wanna go to your establishment and I don't because I don't have the time and I know what? I'm talking about when I worked at McDonalds you may remember Iran register I was. I was right you are. I did drive through as well as you think, I'm coming here Willy Nilly just consumer thinking I, know what's best now all right. I have rolled my sleeves up and been in the fast food business people come to me they come to me for Burger suggestions pizza suggestions true. All right. Royal. Connection. Yes. So Brita girl I want you to slowly repeat to me what I have said today. Oh No. But I heard. What did you hear repeat to me what you heard uncle? Ross say. said to create a more efficient environment for customers to come in at a better rate we should have in the early setup where we can prepare all ingredients. So we can do the as you said, the Schuylkill skipper scoop method, right? The better like like a chip style week go step by step already all they're just pack it up and we're good. Okay. Can I tell you something? I am really impressed and I think. Really heard me because everything you said is right and I'm glad we took this extra time. We do have to run because Josh Wolff is going to be here but. I, want you to report this back to your family i. Think is I'd like. I was thinking like maybe. Ross Mathews Burrito coming after me on the menu. I agree I wanted to. Oh my God I just. I went the other day to get a burrito myself just to. I wanted to it on my as you go through the drive thru, you walk in I I went to the drive through I don't have to wait if I went in to get my food how long? How long was the process for you? Thirty minutes. Chris. Wray outrageous. Michigan W. Well how do you feel I have a breeder named after me there. and. Also. Like a headshot like assigned black and white henshaw. Put that up. With. With my order and I'M GONNA sign. That's a wrap. Love Ross Mathews. flaxseeds final question for Brita to you. When when we met you, you're in the parking lot in the line taking orders pink. Think that was key as far as time right? Ross. Like she. She did she take your order at your car she did and it was less time but that's not the answer. The answer is the PRI, the assembly line of this Scuba Scopus Coupon. There's no reason why this there's no goddamn reason for it. Is None. See. Final question to you. I've never had a Burrito. So I'll have to come get when I hope you are working when I go I will. I will have the Rita's pre-ordered free guys. Like the pizza situation, we'll get the previous to usually you don't have to wait in line. I. I've been waiting for you to say that. But I it's not A. It is about US I mean. But I'm worried about and just like every. Saint Yeah referring to myself as a saint. When what we do is we try to help others. So of course I want that in of course I I want that connection at the burrito place and we have it with you. But I, I want other people to feel like they have an interest. Well. Okay. All. Right. So I want you to talk to your family. Don't bring me up I. Want to see my idea. You can t take credit for it. Be Like sigourney weaver and working girl, take my idea steal it. From you. Okay. And report back to the family says, okay because I it's not. Up. Day. Please thank you breed girl. We love you girl I. Love You guys so much. Thank you so much. Do you know anyone at starbucks his kidding? All right I'll be right back Josh Wolff will be here. 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Starters has been far too long if the audience doesn't know Josh and I have been since Chelsea. Days we started in the podcasts world together with the Josh Ross show he said he said was like the height of the beginning of podcast. What was it seven years ago? Yes I was like sixty four the time. Josh will one of the funniest people's if you if you win the world gets back to normal if you get a chance to see Josh Wolff in person at one of his shows across the country, the world really make sure you go. You can follow him Josh Wolff comedy on all social media and we'll get to all the shows he has coming up, but I just wanted to say honey. Now the last time I saw you in CJ. We were, in my Ami. Off. And I was wide for this I. totally forgot about this. How could you forget about it? I think about it every day. I completely blocked this out for some. Days. I thought the last time I saw you was like when we did that twenty five words or less show, but that's not the case. I were were in Miami. We're in south beach because I had a had a show in key west and we had a couple of days. We have Fort Lauderdale stays in in south beach and I had a special friend with me and we were all together right and we wanted to go to the. Drag Brunch and Josh Wolff texts me Hey I'm in Miami to and I go oh my God. Come to the drag Brunch at Palace on right there in in south beach and and he said I'm coming now. If. Not just a normal drag brunch. We what you have to I'm so confused what is it then? So, you're confused. He's As. Heard Nikki. There was one woman came out and started dancing and she what she was wearing. There's no way she was talking a Dick Anywhere. There was no spot for that to be tucked. It was quite inclusion. I'm. So. High. Were so talented jumping flipping all overburden things hanging out body parts I had to Google you know it was the most phenomenal drag brunch and we put a pretty good drag brunch on this. Blew out the water I got his say it was explosive and the. Bothered baby that we can. Overlooking, the club is this like hotel and this mom has his baby on her toddler on her lap and the toddler was looking at the drag show like I've seen better. Were on the balcony and they were just my favorite part is they were just eating launch. Hamas. Can. But Aimless Josh I. Forgot all about that. Wasn't fun. Yeah. My favorite part was the guy who I brought with me that weekend you know is a guy as a comic name Sandy Dantonio and look you know sandy is of Super Progressive Open minded dude but he couldn't have looked more out of place. He just crossed of his hamper. South beach and he looked like an ESKIMO. What are you doing here? Anyway. Time. I forgot Josh. This is one of the reasons I. Love You is that you just down to do that most people would never think that you and I would bond and be as like brotherly as we are but you and I are very, very similar in many ways. When she say I would say we have more similarities than we don't. I'd be I explained that the people all the time that like. Maybe, our day to day is different but. Outside of that, I layer were very similar. We re not my favorite thing that first day we did our podcast at the toad hop studios, which by the way it's still available. We don't get any money from it, but if people WANNA, it's still out there, people can live on Josh Ross podcasts from seven years ago. This is what I knew I was GONNA. I'm. peripherally on Chelsea and I always asked, hey, when Roz on make sure I'm on the panel because we we were so good together. And then we when we decided podcast I showed up I I was just earlier and I came in and I'm sitting down and I was just looking at my phone or something. Do you remember this? You walked in now you said anything you go hey, you're in my seat and I was like. What do you mean? What was the guy? The kid's name who ran it? Yeah you go johnny this is the camera and he was like, yeah, and you look at me. Yeah, that's my seat. You're not. This is what I tell. People all the time. I think whatever you want about Ross he is a type A.. He's not be trifle with he's not going to be pushed around and right right away. I was like, Oh, I'm. Doing the pod with this guy because that's what I would have said to somebody you're my right. Place. This is where the camera goes. I like to think that I've grown and if you listen to the first act of today's show, you'll see that I'm no longer like that. Okay. You just have a gold microphone for no reason. Yeah. The. Microphone is gold. Okay. So here's the deal. So you say that apart from day to day were very similar but I would argue that lately are day to day pretty similar because nobody's doing fucking shirt. Off How we're on quarantine is off how are you holding up in this nightmare situation? I'll tell you before your texted right. Reminded me that we were supposed to do this to today. I was planning on cutting my hair right at this time for the time since quarantine guys I almost asked you. It was okay for me to cut my hair live on your show. TEACHING SCISSORS I, Cut, kisses may third time. Kitchen scissors no back mirror so. I if. You're wearing a hat, but I would have guessed that. I haven't cut it yet. Right now it's you've seen my hair it's very dark brown from back to the future. Yeah when it goes. It goes right now like right now I haven't haven't died it obviously do you WanNa. See what it's looking like right now I gotta imagine yeah. Okay good and if you WanNa see that you can see the kiss kiss club dot com become a member. It's less than seven Josh Wolff revealing what his quarantine hair looks like right? Back to the future. Mike God Mardi. Mardi? Do. You are DOC Brown through through. Off What's worse the pandemic or your hair off. Everybody question how many times over the pandemic have you picked something up in article of clothing and been like let's see if this still fits. Have you known that like? I picked it up some jeans today and I was like but see if these still work and you know what? I'll tell you. I. Have done that. But what has helped mitigate that and I say this is someone who really price themselves on keeping together. Everything. I owned elastic. got. Great Way to do it think Josh have you just gone full force with the Diet like just eating whatever you want you rate you had. My here's the thing I have been very loose on what I eat. But I have this. Very fortunate metabolism that when I don't I can eat as much as I want. But when I don't work out, I lose weight well, I haven't worked out lost. I've lost a lot of weight probably last. Ten pounds of Mussels probably. It's going here. I found it. I just get super. Super Skinny. Not to do I did you, you are according with your family, right? Yes. What about quarantine sex is that something? That happens when? Alone. So you know I thas happened in here I will tell you get a lot more quarantine even with Beth and I've been together for almost. Twenty years you know, and so there's always a certain level of honesty when you when you've been a relationship that long. But when you're with so many twenty, four hours a day seven days a week and you've been with them twenty years the level of honesty. Goes up to give me an example we were having sex. She was on top of me and she looked down, she goes your faces really bothered him in look that way and I. Yeah I love her. That way it's it's really distracting me and I was like this why she goes further I'm like only fucking turn my. Know what. If I get Andrey. Standing Ovation. You're not stand because you're not wearing pants 'cause. It's all my knees have given out. It's all heavy at this point. We're still having sex you know Jacob your son youngest he moved He moved into the garage when this all started because he was working on spades show and so he that David Spade show. And that's show. Obviously. Get cancelled and so. He. was without a job and so he was living in the garage and I gotTA. Tell you this. Y- bonus bonus time when your kids move out Beth and I were both saying this your kids move out. You're like, okay. We'll see day here. Maybe we here to get this two months with them. Especially, if I'm being honest, you know I've I have so much guilt built up just inherently for what my job is. You Know My job takes me away and my dad was a guy. Who Okay my dad was not an I. Love You guy I didn't hear say I love you until after his dad died. But and he was not affectionate guy. But as I got older, I realized you know what he did. He showed up he was at every game. I had every musical to everything I did my dad showed up. He wasn't the guy who gonNa hug you and say great job but he was there. And when I was a kid. I didn't appreciate how hard that is to always show up. Do you know what I mean and and that? When you parent You a lot of people just do they get labeled a bad parent when reality they're just doing the best they can, and my dad was doing the best he could and the best he could was to show up all the time. Right. So when I was that was one thing that was important to me when I was going to have kids I was like I'm not show up and so because my job took me away I wasn't there for Prom I missed a lot. And had a lot of guilt built in with that and so these last actually been three months have been really good for my soul. Joshua somebody who's like it doesn't have their parents anymore and a lot of us some some of us didn't have their parents growing up and form new relation with them and and lost parents, and this it is so important that is so important and while done to you Beth who is the voice voices are you smarter than Mark has a sign in her house in London and it's just on the wall and it says I'm doing the best I can. And I absolutely love that because. As long as you're not a malicious person and as long as you truly are doing the best that you can in that day in that moment on in our Bravo to you. I really the cut ourselves a little bit of slack especially during these times. So I'm proud of you Joshua being a good man. Thanks man you know for me Sh showing up not that reminded me like showing up is not just for your family but showing up for your friends and all that stuff people who show up you take notice of everyb-. Everybody you know who you're like when you have a party, you're you are doing something with your family or it's your birthday or whatever it is and you there's one person in your life that is your friend who just shows up all the time. WHO's great? All three of these people, the Co. host of the show. Nikki and are so good because the they will just text me sometimes like. In checking in and that's so important to do. So do everybody today if when you're listening I, don't care if you're driving close your eyes and then somebody attacks today just to check in on them. So that sound good it's really important. It's really important. You. Yes. Let me ask fags he Now I sent out. An invite for you guys all four of you to be on my show on Tuesday es. Yes. Now. For I think this type, this show specifically the new I have a new incarnation of this is online is GonNa be specifically superfund for you to play I. Think you're going to be very good. Have you seen any clips? I'm curious. Audience the show is called controlled chaos. It's a Tuesday nights on. Josh Wills. Facebook page additionally, John has over a million subscribers on his youtube channels. Everybody check out Josh will comedy, but we are going to be on controlled chaos Josh show this coming Tuesday nine. Seven Pacific Ten eastern live Yup live flaxseeds, Nikki. Cj Myself All be on it. Explain Joshua explain the show to fantasy. Curious it is a fun love. It very risky. Comedy Game Show where I ask ridiculous questions that have no correct answers. person who gets the point is the person that I like the answer the most like one of the questions a couple of weeks ago was, who do you think has a better sock drawer MacAulay Culkin allies you would. Okay. Let's go through this right here. Really, curious what you? Achieve guys think about that but. Ask Us. Again right now. All right. Let's do this. What do you think has a better sock drawer MacAulay Culkin or Elisa Word Russell start with you. Okay Let Me Think I. I have an answer and I know it. Why does he still have sound effects you guys. Come on. Josh. That's not quite. So here's the. I believe that say it again, the thing Oh, my God by the way our. Our. CJ and are the only two young people don't wear glasses. Out Night. Driver's license out I have a new game. Doc Brown. Book. shoves up the near stop. If I turn. You wouldn't be able to read your glasses on anyways. Thank, God, are we playing a game or not? My God. Right. Everyone's Joshua he's the hearings the first ago. Thank. You say MacAulay or Kieran Culkin MacAulay culkin understood the difference that Kokin if it was carrying coke and I would say he would, as he's working on succession right now each got that money. So he's paying someone to do his sock drawer I would I haven't seen work for a second now now when you throw in a mccully coconut stiff friend MacAulay to me seems Messi he was a child star I don't think he makes his own bed not a day. It's got damn life. So I'll tell you right now hands down Elijah. Wood sock drawer is more organized and MacAulay Culkin's now not more organized I want to know who has a better. So header one BERTA socks. What did I? Yes. I. That's how I define better software. Nikki, who'd you say MacAulay Culkin. Done. A pair of socks in his laundry, I don't think the dude wear socks. So I'M GONNA have to go with the leisure would has a better sock drawer. Thank you I'm Kelly knows what a sake I think he's been wearing flip-flops came out of the womb I don't think he has socks. All right facts, everything. All right. So between Elijah Wood and MacAulay Cochran, I would say I mean Kalkin I would say MacAulay cocky because. He seems very grunge, but usually these grunge guys are the opposite. So I think that he would have the better anywheres the bunny ears all the time which I think he's GonNa. Wear some wacky socks to CJ anything. I would say Elijah Wood two reasons one, he has that long Lord of the ring money money stretches far. Into school he plays animal crossing animal crossing. You have to keep things together you have to plant you out the. First Teachers. I was. For those to. See. So these are all types of weird questions we ask. Who won? For me siege as well thought out again. I'm sorry. I give away weird prizes weeks ago the winner of the show won A. Room in your garage though but golden girls Chia pets. Oh My God. On now, we want to win WanNa win who are some people who've been on your show in the past Joshua. People want to go back and see old episodes. Well, we've got a ton we've got basically mostly Chelsea lately people You know when you come as a Colona and fortune and have their Angela we've had a slew of country artists on Luke Bryan was on over go how the ZAC Brown band little big town Shane McNally from the yet. So straight talk is a good company. We've had tiffany haddish on Watson man we. We got a bunch. We've had a bunch of really Jim Jefferies, which which a bunch of really big fun guests love that. Why did you invite US spell? That's a great question. Because for me. The best shows are the shows with people who know each other who can give a shit. Like, the fact that that you know the loss wants to win. Worse I mean we haven't even started yet and he's mad that he didn't get. That imagine your question. Want to. Will Win. I knew. I was going to. Go to the I knew I. Almost, cut his Mike. Could've nude it them. Almost muted him is that allowed John and then I Didn't know what was wrong and I would have been like, oh I think it's Wifi. Link. For me I always. The best shows are the ones that a theme and you guys are always funny to. On anything goes right. We can say and do anything the only thing that I stay away from is politics just because. I have I was actually going to ask you that question because we are. I have endorsed somebody for president. Still on the fence I told everyone listen if if you're a trump supporter, I want you to call in and try to convince us you know and maybe maybe because of you will vote for trump so far every time someone tries commits us just take a ton. On it. Right now I'm supporting Biden. We're asking everybody on the program if you're comfortable you want are you do you make endorsements I? I I don't make endorsements, but I know who I'm not voting for. God understood saying. ARGH. Well then I. Is everyone this Tuesday controlled chaos on facebook Josh Wolff comedy. He's on twitter Josh from comedy he's on Instagram and Joshua comedy, and that's how they find you on facebook as well. Right? That's FACEBOOK DOT COM for his last Josh Wolff comedy and it's like a it's just a half an hour. It may run a little late where you guys asked by absolute favorite part of the show and if you can see a lot of them posted on my on my instagram is I I, do face mashups of everybody or you're not, and then we have to decide which combination would have the best looking kit. It's going to be Nikki. Renown. McCarthy in Edwards. In. January Carter CNN Edwards their baby looked like Steve Harvey transitioning it was. Good. Okay Tiffany haddish arcade looked like somebody just right out of the bars like it was not a good look. Well I cannot wait and I know the audience is so happy that you popped by and I miss you. So you're doing well, okay. We Lo I love you guys, and I I. I do love just being on here with you. It's always so. Fun and everybody is always smiling, which is the best part about Joe Yeah always smile in this I. Tell you this. is so great to people still to this day on on a daily basis. Tell me missed the Josh Ross show on. So maybe maybe one day we should do a series, especially six part series and just release it just for funding. So I I love that idea I also have a couple of fund sketch ideas you could shoot to put in there I love it. I do remember that he said he said people loved our advice. Maybe we'll do a special going forward. I'll talk to people who knows how to mark and he'll be he'll be. Mobile Mama BOOP BOOP boop. One question about Margaret Argo Yeah. Josh should knows mark from the years mark was on the Josh Ross show. So anything that I've done with mark, we've done that impression on the Josh Ross shows ever to. The while and I want to know if his costumes have gotten any looser around the daycare now those comecon outfits are still hugh. Really really tight you know the The hardest thing about quarantine I think is that we haven't had mark onto a comecon right and I think that. That's that's a real shame. I will tell you this mark is on Ritalin now. Which is true and He. He better, he was diagnosed with adhd. That's a shocker. Zoom with us, in COMECON. Outfit. In the window Oh my God you guys what have we did a straight talk on. Yes. We all came in 'cause play. Think. Remarks Crotch in the same. Way We'll do Martins nest as each other. Maybe that's a good idea and we'll just do a march mark crotch cam right and it'll be a little puppet and you ask a questions. Marks Crotch love that. So. Cute. Can. Somebody. Contrition g get on top police somebody get on top of that I'm like you know I got so much going on. Do it please? Can Somebody produce that for me? So much right on top of that. Rose you. Dear. All right. Joshua. Thank you. Appreciate it I can't wait for Tuesday I will send everybody the materials on a Tuesday morning and it'll be. A ton of fun you can always call me if you. Can I? Did you watch the movie judy. I did because you know I love Judy Garland. Actually as I was I was in London I was watching it and I gotta as Josh Wolff. A He's to watch this movie. I was going to challenge you to watch it and then come in review it on the show and I thought that's so good. Yes. There is something that I could say about Judy Garland the you may not want people to know about you. You, remember there was a play I think it was at the Armand Stop. Right. Now do you do you want me to this? Oh No. Stop Right now Josh Wolff I mean. There was a plane. Okay. There was the play was called over the rainbow. And it was about Judy Garland and it was just her fax backstage right before she died and I, was like over the moon to see this play. Judy Guard I was so excited that I even my publicist got me tickets. It was a whole thing and I told Josh how excited I was I went to. With you. Did you go before me. No. No I want to. The. So funny that you went I was really excited and I went and it was. When did when did you leave? It was a beautiful. What are you? What happened? What wasn't? I fell asleep. and. I left intermission because I was like this. Shit sacrilege. I I was telling him I went and saw a over the rainbow where it was called and you were like he was I heard him go. There was the worst fucking thing I've ever seen over. I left in the at the intermission I. Go I stayed. Was it bad, Josh did you think it was bad listen I'm not sure the Demo anyways but I stayed you know how? To. Not only did I stay I had seats way up in the balcony nobody would have known if I left Ross had seeds. Matthews. On stage where like were those people? At the dumpling premier when you had to cut whispering in my ear I got upbeat I gotTA. Go pee got up and went. Attention span is just not long enough. You know like my mom she she would pause movies and do. My mom would she'd be like I'm listening in the kitchen. You know she'd be I do things I can't just sit and look at something. It's too long. I always want to go see a Broadway show but I always want to leave. Really. Weird. Isn't that layer ud Garlan in the middle of her her INVA- crew state yeah. Yeah. There's worse than stay in a plant watching a play that you don't like or you know as bad it's like torture. I. Had taken to edibles so I was like. There's three. Not John. How dare you bring? This is Josh last appearance on straight talk and be. Sold on Tuesday controlled chaos. Alright listen you come here? You smeared my good name. Oh I love you and it's so good to see you. You gotta come back more regularly. Okay. Time. Okay. So good to see you josh. Grade, your beer too. I like it a little more gray for sure I. Think it's quarantine is just wherein on everybody well, you can keep up with Josh Josh Wolff comedy on all social media will be on the program controlled chaos Tuesday night on Josh's facebook page and make sure to subscribe mill over a million people have done it join the fun. Josh Wolff comedy on Youtube as well. All right. All. Day, Okay Josh back with Freaky Fat Malone Nikki be training. 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Have Been Other people pitch to me by the campaign like well, what about this person? FAMOUS POLITICIAN PEOPLE WANNA call surrogate for the campaign to go out and do. Interviews and stuff and they are top tier. OMG people, you guys reels. In you know. Bala with it. So I I said yes and. So we're going to try to make that happen. Listen you know. Getting job is going to be really really difficult but I promise you that we're pushing pushing pushing. I will not hold it against if he does it in fact, I probably recommend that he don't. We would honestly have we have a look what we've done for the del Taco, the Double Del community look done for the Domino's spinach fetish community. We can raise his profile with our n give people a reason to vote for him. It's not about just voting against somebody got about four. So it's That's what we need to do. Initially I wonder WHO's going to announce I think it's going to be Kamla Harris or Susan Rice. What are your picks anyone about become layer I think. Abrahams Boat I love. The. In fact I don't know. God. I leaning towards Kamla. It could be a surprise for all of us looking you know. Like a Valerie Jarrett something that yeah yeah. Nicole. Nicole Boyer. Comma. Okay. Well, we'll stay tuned and we'll see Yang, and then we'll see from there additionally I am I'M NOT GONNA move. But Oh. I am I, always looking at real estate and things like that. Here's the deal I have to Redo my house I'm like sick of when I bought it five years ago I bought it with the plan to Redo the kitchen and the bathrooms and everything, and now I wanna like do a little more construction stuff but that's all gonna cost so much money and interest rates so low so I just WanNa see what I could buy and rather than spending X. amount and liquid cash. What if I were to buy something totally done and just finance that it like two point eight percent, which is what loans going out. It's all this makes facts math for me. Do the math. No. Okay. So anyway, you understand what I'm saying. So I could stay put and spend line are you looking? Different places to actually have an appointment today at four I'm going to go look at something and you have to sign like Cova that you've been tested that you just took a look at this thermometer inside see I'm not. I'm seriously going to what's your temperature Ninety eight point seven would you should I point at you on the on the computer? Monitor? Says okay. Very. Low. Low Well not I'm sorry. He measured your morals and character. Okay. All right everyone It's time Foale off. Bringing you the news, these stories. Out. To Make. please. Everyone I'd like you to focus because today's sort of an automatic penn reading turned into an unbelievable why? On. Believable. This is as good as. He believable. Don't know what's going to happen. Next on believable haven't heard anything. Yet on he believable on. Go. From Nate. backstory when I was in third grade, my dad had a severe stroke. I'll never forget the day he'd taken my older sister, my brother and I to church to Rehearse for the church spray. My Dad wasn't himself most of the day he was normally very present engaging jovial guy. But instead this day he was quiet and distant, and it seemed like he was fighting something all day on the way home it seemed on the way home. He almost actually drove us into oncoming traffic and we all scream dad. Got Us home safely went straight to bed. The next day we found out that he ended up having a severe stroke was in the hospital a year. Later he did die due to complications I'm so sorry are your. So. Let's bring this back to present day. nate says during my first reading, Mr Malone started getting hits from my dad right right away. My Dad told him that he always West messes with my cell phone and the lights in my condo in order to get my attention. So before I. Had this reading with Mr Malone. I had never really paid attention to these occurrences in my condo or on myself because they're both very old. So at the end of my reading Mr, Malone, told me that my dad would give me a very clear sign that it was him as soon as I got home. And he was having his reading during the lunch break at work. So Mr Maloney told him that his dad wanted him to take his photo out. As soon as he got home he doesn't have any photos of his dad in his house because he's been renovating and they were put away Anyway nate goes home and he says, my mom had given me a box of family photos and keepsakes and when Mr Malone told me that my dad wanted me to take out his photo I can almost see in my mind the photo of the heat is talking about it's literally the photo that comes to mind every time I think of my dad's so as. Soon as I got home, he says I totally bypass the contractors that we're working on my bathroom and I went directly to the storage closet on my deck to get the box I found the one after sifted through I found the one that I had in my mind I sift it through some more photos and I stared at several of these photos for a while. Then I called my mom back who I had been talking to on my drive home from work. I started talking to her about some of the photo specifically the one where she looked happy and beautiful in I. Didn't bring up my reading or my dad, and then she says to me zig it. I'm glad you got your phone back. So nate. Says I was completely confused by this and I said what are you talking about? She told me that the day before I had texted her hey, I left my phone at work. I had no record of sending the text in my history and I asked if she was sure that wasn't my brother she said, no, it was from my number. I believe that this was my dad and if I had really left my phone at work, how would I have been able to text my mom from my cell phone which goes back to Mr Malone Sane lights and phone. So Nate thinks that his dad sent that text message to his mom and that Mr Maloney were picking up on something he said I felt an instant energy in the room similar to the feeling that I had during my reading with Mr Malone Kiss Kiss Love Nate. So many layers about story. Enjoyed that because I don't remember these readings when I do give readings I. Always tell tell the person that I won't remember the reading I like to step aside and let the divine come in and spirit come in and do what it does. So Nicky enjoyable for me because. I remember little bits and pieces, but that was that was. That was enjoyable for me to hear. That if you have an Nikki believable or anything you want to send in for. Nikki. Leary misheard lyrics or anything like that. Email her at Nikki B K B at straight talk with Ross Dot Com. Thank you Mickey I love that. Thank you. Today which theme song should I play? CRABBING, Corner Roundtable edition Oh my God. crabbing off. CRABBING corner. All right. Thank you so much. Okay. So I thought I would ask you all what's been your anything that you've been crabbing about start off. My Crab and today is when you go to the grocery store now I'm very vocal with these kind of things when they happen I, am I get so crabby and so annoyed when there's somebody on their cell phone and it's on speakerphone and they just in the middle of the aisle and they leave their cart and they're trying to get something on the shelf like down ways and you see there's their cart right in the middle. So I'll say like you have to leave it right there right in the middle can get around. We Are you telling you? There on the speakerphone and they leave the car talk. On their phone on speaker and they walk away from their cart, they parked their car in the Middle Cart in the middle of the aisle. What is the speaker phone with it? It's annoying. Why why do you have someone on a speakerphone in the grocery store? Will you always have me on speaker but not in the grocery store I don't talk in the grocery store. Would never do that in the grocery store. I don't leave my car anywhere because I don't really crabbing because I don't want to get home and find out that somebody took out the peas. You know what I mean and took out something you could at least park it. I agree with you I think that's very annoying. You know what I mean guys. You know what? I mean people leave are right. The only ones in the story to. In. One. Mr Malone. Someone on your speaker phone talking like this, and then in your car unattended that's Subaru. What do you do? You ever get a response from the people you yell at the give me dirty looks I'll say it really loud too. I think about that all the time like I want to yell at people like you do and I can hear what you would say in in my head but I never say anything to anybody you don't I'm very loud and you've seen it before you go. You know what bugs me is when people when the light turns green and people hung like just turned green us. Yeah. You say there is like you're. Always do that. The whole thing because. I'm not a honker I'm not Wednesday I'll say. Have you ever seen me Hong nobody ever seen you Hong I have been in the car with you when you've been on your the light on the phone looking at it, and then somebody honks because red. Light. CJ. Quarter yeah. So maybe during quarantine, lot of podcast to that I love. When people choose in drink but they do it in a way where we think we can't hear it. So it'll be like A. Just. Reading. Up Don't chew on a Mike don't drink on the my that is annoying. Turn your head. Chewing and I hate, when people like chew. We're GONNA do. Like how would knowing that? Over time. I love it. You please do this. Doing sounds drive me nuts I'm not mad at him. But you ever listen to those. MS. RPM things. What did I call listen? What's what's that called? You guys I don't remember the name sounds. People Chew I. You. Facts it's this whole movement on on Youtube where you can just hear it sounds like really isolated like someone. Like I I, well, you know I watch chiropractic videos every day, and I'm watching for the crack Oh. I found a chiropractor King of cracks who Practices right here in Rancho. Cucamonga just about about forty five minutes from me. And I'M GONNA go in here in Rancho. Cucamonga. He pops everything I want he can pop your ear he. I want it all. I let me tell you something I. You know I. WanNa. Do a show called crack addicts where it's just different chiropractors fixing people hashtag copyright it's written down don't worry delivered already. Hashtag, with mine. All Hunt you down. But it is a I. Just I'm fascinated by those sounds I. Love. I love them too I. Love The lady eats the pickles I could listen to her eat pickles morning noon and night. District chewing the pickle. Crunch and the. Youtube you're right now. Could I hear lady ladies? Those because you go there for a specific thing but for a passing to US talking and we're chewing and. Do It afterwards. I hear, Ya? Yeah. That makes sense jj but she's a great and she's got the long nails in his mouth is so beautiful and she's just like and the way she enjoys it just I could wash her all day. Her binding. I. Can't think of her name but IHEART her I know. You do. You'd be good at that Nikki eating food like that because you have a pretty. Good. You leany pickle microphone hearing Oh. Here we go. This is the lady eating pickle microphone. Goddamn at any. One of these days, we'll get a budget and be able to the future. Nikki. Please come on focus. Is eating right. Listen. Okay I don't like I don't like that. Her mouth is making. Noises. At the pickle yet I want her to eat the pickle pickle. petting pick all she why she petting it. Sound. Okay. Here she goes. She's taking pickle jar. She's GonNa bite this. Whole. It's freaking. I, don't know that I like this lady. Listen. Okay Nikki I am so with you that is so satisfying hearing eat that pickle Oh. Wow CJ. What do you think I'm because we we know we were so benefit. Oh mouth is watering a little bit for. satisfying. Listen Oh my Gosh I go get a pick all and try to. Let me go get tolerate but that was gross. Pickle, let's see Gee I, know what you mean. Go get a pickle. Pickle I know what you mean when it's not part of the show and then you're like a person eating. This is. When you do that? But we've always carrying not. Did you hear me eating my cookie earlier CJ literally you did. We Cook here want to hear a little bit well, not crunchy no, but. Laugh now laugh you. Know. Back. S. Eating Levy cookie in his mouth and it was so stupid Perry okay everyone Gherkins. Eight Baby Condominium Kosher dill? Okay, close now everyone closure having children. Okay. How is that unscreened better than what we heard the girl? Little High and do it. Up a little closer. Around your mouth I restoring different. Take take take up. I WANNA pickle. That's really zero points weight watchers. Very Feminine Crunch. You got. Favored. Fam- and GRUNGE I don't mind masculine. It is a kosher many deal. Many I can't masculine. A kosher. Many. Gherkins this. Hers. Heard you know Cj. chewed pickle probably be more masculine. That is A. Great no, it's not satisfying. Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh. Cabin. Corn. Pickle nobody. Don't WANNA crab. I don't want a crab. I just wanted to think about eating pickles I. Think. seriously. Salivating anyway the blackness. Thinks. My Mini Kosher dill to CJ's big pickle C. J. sign for the blackness. I just want to send love to teachers you. I, was watching a video of some school. I forget which one that was opening kids are getting off the school bus with little mask on. And I'm just like this can't be happening right now. So the people that are working there especially, the cafeteria in any school, you go to the cafeteria staff it's usually older. You know any school that I've been to. So I think about them I, think about the teachers I think about the itself you guys that are they're working I know we have a bunch of listeners dealing with me as well to at work in school district's on just and you guys all good laugh off. Thank you for doing the work but please stay safe and if you feel uncomfortable just. I I know you need the job I so I can't tell you not go but I just wishing you all the very best and thank you for doing the work. Please keep your kids safe and keep yourself safe and thank you for doing the work. Also to again protective magic it's it's. It's still tough times. Three four months of this already I had to go to a bunch of crystals. And Wash them and I gave them a good little moan bath. They are currently buried in the ground right now. So they can be long with Earth for twenty four hours. I'll take them out tomorrow and get them. So you should respect crystal palace now because he hasn't done I, look at look. At. This is bullshit or if this is real. Crystals. With, Earth. Lament. Put Him in for. Really good and Christmas charged and I'm feeling good spirits are really good. I'm not. A lot of go to homes there's so many Senate. Run home like wash them because it's almost like a screen that gets the dust on it you. Hear. Beautiful. I. Dislike. Gets on everything. You know what? I'm saying it's almost like you got to let that. Bleed out so Jon. Digging put him in the ground you guys. Do everything at once just. Potato. Treat them like Magic to have to care for them the way they care for me. I. C. J. CGI talk I quote you in my life coaching all the time with protect your magic. It's one of those important things to do right now it's so. We're all floating around this earth where like flesh covered. SCOLD? Vehicles. That magic My pickle jar. Oh for sure. Sure. Yes, and and maybe one of the crystals. Very low the fridge kind of take a temperature of what you clear courts. The beautiful clear. How big it is so beautiful is you better wash that shit after the show low? No these. Because you to wash them and put them in the ground which you say. Ninety eight point two dow down. So your magic wash, crystals. Clearinghouse. Aid. Your House. Every. Thank. I need reminded. I have saved spray. I'm saying spring. Right now. All Right Listen I don't exactly know what happened today. All I know is that I'm pleased with the growth that we've done from the beginning of the show and we being angry to wash crystals. Yes, and the truth is. The truth is this the truth is really tough lately for me. You know talk to fancy last night about it just like the finale how finite everything is just with my mom it's just been really thinking the end and coming together with you all and having loved ones like Josh Wolff Ron and yeah getting mad at something like Brita Girls Family Establishment. has just been really helpful for me honestly, truthfully this. Getting together, you guys is some much needed therapy in addition to the therapy I'm actually doing. So thank you. Thank you to each of you here in the room to our guest today Burrito girl and Josh Wolff who you can follow at Joshua comedy on all things social media he has won over million youtube subscribers on his youtube page and on Tuesday seven PM Pacific Ten Eastern. You couldn't find all of us the entire straight talk crew on Joshua's facebook show controlled chaos. It's game show the nobody wins. If you, WanNa follow vaccine please do it at bags eat malone or get an automatic penn reading and automatic pin writer dot Com people you heard it in a Nikki believable people his readings there's something to them, Nikki Boyer is Attic Boyer and my idea why are on all social media also she has a book coming out that you can pre-order now nicky, tell them about the book again. So Molly wrote a book. From her hospital bed and it's a memoir about her life and it's beautiful and if you'd like to get it, you can sign up on the list at Dine for sex podcast dot com and it's coming out on August eighteenth and I can't wait for you guys to read more of them of her beautiful story. You heard her on dying for sex. Now you can get to know her even more with this new book. And Nikki thank you for doing that for your friend C. J. C. J. C.. J. C. J. L. Y.. Y. Cashew you. Know Malone do not sneeze not covid. and can we kick it podcast pumping out brand new episodes? So make sure to subscribe to that. Listen to that support our CJ. That's can we kick it? We're all PODCASTS are found I'm hello Ross, all social media, and of course, the program if you WANNA follow us. Hello Ross Pau. Tell You additionally there's a lot. No shut up by the there's a lot of. Additional content on the FISCUS club. If you want to see the video of the show which I really recommend you see Brita girl frozen you see. Steve. Behind Fag Z. Right now. You're. On the couch next to me. You see Joshua VC buried. Go you see everybody and there's additional video there in fact, this week I'm GonNa, bisexual the Gina went and tried to del Taco cheeseburger for the first time, the double down and recorded herself that video will be. On Kiss Kiss Club as well. When Betsy Devos is SORTA mark was here she tried Nali the double del Cheeseburger but the spinach a pizza. That exclusive footage is exclusively on the KISS CAM DOG COM NOT OUTLET HAS IT ONLY? 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Four More Years! EP - 253

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:17:14 hr | 2 years ago

Four More Years! EP - 253

"I'm lucky if you just bear with me one second as I look back. I scroll through. Yeah. I'm looking back here November fifth. Okay. Two thousand fourteen. And when who what happened on that day, November fifth two thousand fourteen o anyone know what happened on that day Markaz hand. He's mark. He knows not asking you straightalk related. Yep. Blau Hong November four November fifth two thousand fourteen was the very first episode of straight talk with Ross Mathews. And now as we are in the early November's. The wine never fourteen number fifteen two thousand fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighty eight say is this the fifth anniversary anniversary really too because fourteen to eighteen th four th anniversary. It's been four years starting on our fifth year. How about four you almost half a decade? Oh, yes. If straight talk as president, we don't have one term laugh. Hill. More year. Remember correctly back then on that? I f showed did. And I never had any intention of having Mark on the program never wanted that. But Mark was there and we asked him to go get us food because I was starving. And he got us. Anyone? Remember what he got us chicken singer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Mark I was thinking I'm so hungry because I just came from Palm Springs. I know you're thinking, yes, I've lost five pounds in. Yes. I'm dan. Makli what I was thinking got a haircut to mortgage. I go to Europe tomorrow. So I will find those five pounds and more. But Barca was thinking in honor of her fourth anniversary, you go out with a cellular telephone because we we're here in a mall where basically t mobile. We are. We are hearing them all that you go out and you get some food. Mark. Would you would you be interested in doing that for all time sakes, or is there a whole foods around and cold chicken? No, no, no food court that you that's his big moment. Ready? So Mark your company. Whole fools look as. Some forty eight hour old beef. So here's what you do after you announce and boy, do we have things to get to. I have something to tell you all something happened to me. I'm excited. I'm gonna tell you something else. Mark related. I'm sorry in advance. Mark. Could you do the big announce? And then when the thing when the song plays you're going to run out. Good of the food court and calls when you get there. Okay. Okay. Great. Mark looks different. We're gonna get into it. Why? Okay. Mark. Here you go. The time has come to give us that announce we love your, wait. Hold on. He's he's acting like a horse. Does he does the announce remarks griping? Donkey kicker ready gives the announcement lots to get you to please. We need live from the bench town studios in Los Angeles, California. Here is. John. Thank you got. What has she didn't get our our Mike's up before? Shea running God everybody so hold on. Just like, he's the best friend. You wish you know, you need. John. Today. I look to a quick reach around. We celebrate four years the family. I'm Ross man Hughes. Jay is here. Coma. Nicole? Are you going to? Nicole Malone, comma. Mark without their J Reid. Kirk. In my defense. I don't have headphones right now. So I could not hear them. When is she going to sue us like stop waiting? I'm like, oh, it's going to happen. We're gonna see some new music today. Dolly Parton dead. Yeah. For the movie dumb dumb plane, which friend. Lecture directive. Who would come in here and talk about dumpling? I think she was coming out. I know she would have Heather McDaniel who was cakes in it. She was in here. Dolly Parton is it's about her music agent. Jennifer Aniston is in it and your fringe today. That's right. It's really will be out on Netflix December six four coming here. Right. And his. Okay. Great. Okay. Can I just say how funny it is? I was laughing. When Mark does that announcement. I watch you and your face is so funny because it's so it's very serious. I like studying like like a science project like it's funny. It's so serious watching how I study Mark like oh marks Markaz already calling here. Immediately. Angels headquarters. No, no. This is Ross speaking who is is that that will no Mark. Where are you? Are you in the food court yet? I am not I didn't know how much of the trip you to you. And just come back when I'm in the food court. What do you see why? Now, what are you seeing right now? A jewelry store an active living store. Put us under. Just dinged on when you're cocaine Joel. Okay. Great. So here's the here's the deal. So, you know, I'm moved in Palm Springs. Yes. By the way, can't wait to see the new place. It's it's coming together. I show Mr. Malone. Doesn't mean pictures today? And it's so cute. It's coming together. You know? And it's a lot the move is a lot, and you know, Don a lot of help. And it's like a thing. You know? I don't know when I decided I did that was a mistake. Week. Maybe I should move. Right. Go to Europe tomorrow. I should move. This morning. I was driving from one place to the other. I mean, this doing all that time every time you moved you. Food court. I'm looking at the food court on you. Now, it's just a blend is like ding Dong Rawson doesn't matter. It's like the doors law. That's right. It's so I what was so I'm I'm I moved this weekend. And it was like is going to young and scared to get into a store and just know that I have a story, right? Branching off from I moved. Are you there? Far away. God ball. Played for fun here. Play. So. Okay. Jay, I moved. Are you going to have over to you straight talk with Ross housewarming party? No, okay. Great. So I am to the point of God. I did something to CJ this weekend. I I said, oh, you can stay at the house as we can because I'm heading out of town. Like you stay at the bun. We call it the bungle because the little cute little bungalow. Right. Say the bungalow and he's like, okay. Well, it's pride in Palm Springs. Great. And then Tricia called me she goes, oh, I'm doing that garage sale there this weekend and. Up staying there. So I like renege my offer. You. Sorry about that. I'm not telling the story because I specifically when you're in the food court right on. Jason any second going to be. How were you looking at the food court? You said you were performed go here. I'm here. I was trying to figure out 'cause I was. I can't find oh, they're Brazil. What's it called Brazilian wax? Name out. No, no. So it's a place where you can buy. So they have this chicken breasts. That's wrapped in bacon on like a skewer you cook it get a shit ton of that they by the by the the pound or something, by the way. Get a lot of that get the green beans make sure there's no almonds because a little known fact Ross he's allergic to all means hiring. You wanna get? All right, Mark. Let us. Yeah. I'm on the phone here. So you want the chicken wrapped in bacon. How much of it a lot? Did we pal? Seems like a lot to pounds. Pounds. Okay. To like like. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And then you get the green beans. Yeah. Did you ask? Do you ask her her is going? Actually, left me. Can you can you say how's your day on? On good. Thank you. So I need to get started order. So. The the green bean south almonds in it. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. Maybe diet coke to. Thank you. Okay. So i'm. Moving things back and forth. Right. Okay. And I have the keep the little teeny little tinny covertible there, and I can fit that in the garage because I there's a bunch of shit, and it's a two car garage. But I can't fit my big car the SUV in there. Right. So I just parked on the street like on in the little. Yeah. And I'm bringing things in bags in and out. Great. Great. Great great almost all done. But great. I have a bunch of shed bub-bubba. I'll get away. I wake up in the morning we wake up. Wake. Morning. I was like oh my gosh. I wish I would abroad. I'm so stupid. I wish I would've brought in the new book stone site sleeper pillows that order on Amazon because I believe in this pillow strongly mine is old there. So it was time to go, and I didn't have it. So I was like I need. Hello. Starch or anything you ding Dong. I'm sorry ding-dong. Yes. Are you on the air? Yes. What you want to start starch or anything option? No right now. Okay. Pasta, mashed potatoes or Friday. Thank you, Mark. I we are good on the starches. We're good. Good potato. I'm gonna pass on that. And thank you so much. I think we're done here. So you've done a wonderful job. And. I'm gonna hang up. Great. This is a great bit. Thank you. Did this? Why wouldn't you think? I'd learn barriers. Yeah. I everyone set the scene. What happened? I moving SUV in an L P Phuc slept wrong. Go at because I the pills have been delivered at the other house. I throw in the box in the back. So I go to go get them. So I can make the bed with the new side sleeper books brick stone pillar, which the pillow I-, Amazon, Amazon, I gifted this pillow. I live this pillow makes it so great everybody pull you sleep with on your side is sitting pillow. It's no it's like just for for your head just a pillow, but it has a little groove or your aside. Super Niamh your shoulder goes in your head supportive. Perfectly aligned. It is a game. I can't believe I've been talked about before. Because I everyone in my life. I given this Bill to needed. So anyway. So I go out, and I go to the cargo click in the trunk opens SUV, and I might. Where's the? Where's the box with the thing? I bring so then I go back to the garage. Where did I put it is going? What is going on? So go get in the front. See my car. And I'm like, why is the booklet for the kind of car that goes in the globe? Why is it on the floor? What is going on? Wait a second. Like, what am I am? I in a mess, you know, and I go back in and I'm like where are those garbage cans? I had the ones you put their little silver ones that go in the bathrooms. We're put. But I know I put those in the back of SUV when I put the Brooks lives in. Oh my God. Someone broke in my car. Wait. No. I didn't lock it because I was carrying things. Catchers was open the broken to my car, and let me list the items that they stole. Are you are you serious? This is a true story is disturbing. I don't like that. Either victim of a crime. Yeah. You are. Yeah. Did you call the cops and everything because let me tell you what they got. I had a little dip up thing with like five singles. Like for valet you need like the always a single if you're gonna pay cash, so I it was probably probably eight dollars and then coins for for meters. So you add either we're about thirteen dollars. Yeah. They got that. I had a new THC for my vape pen in inside door next to my half used bottle of hand sanitizer. He took both of those the hand sanitizer. They took ready for this. They took two garbage cans that go in your bathroom. All right. They took my Amazon box with my two brick stone site sleeper pillows that makes me go part makes me I got hit by the pillow bandit. They didn't damage mccart nothing. They didn't look I had these two. Candleholders that I got at target on clearance that I love. But no one likes them like at my house in Burbank. They're like, no, I don't like bring him to Palm Springs, I show, my friend. And they're like, I hate those. They were in the front and the pillow Bandon didn't like him. Either didn't take us. They didn't see his right under that with my checkbook shut, but these candleholders were so ugly. Blue Bannet didn't even look underneath them. Like, an in the midst of the move in everything I just wasn't upset. I just said really the pillows joy, I would've spun that like, I just moved. Now, I'm freaked out. Like, you didn't get freaked out. The. How bad life must be that. You gotta steal half hand sanitizer. Used used? Bathroom garbage cans to Brooke stowed sightsee from pills, which gotta say are not cheap. But I'm not mad about the fact that he's writing for to your new place. That's disturbing. You know, what it's my? It's my fault that I did. But I gotta tell you. I grew up watching rescue nine one one the America's most wanted unsolved mysteries. Never did. I think I'd be victim. Right. But now, I am part of it. I'm so proud of you. And the fact that I've been so braved through it. Oh, jeez. Yeah. Really? Now, you have. Yep. I think you're so stressed. You're overwhelmed. Can I tell you the was I go. Oh god. I don't bring that stuff in now. That was my little. Now, just one two more things. That's good. Yeah. There was one thing on her my pregnancy pillow, but the pregnancy pillows gone, right? No. It's an close. So I gotta ring in Puerto Vallarta. The ring that I always wear Jay taken off and put it there. They took that that. Yeah. That was the one thing. Okay. But you know, what there's probably someone fat looking very well rested. I yeah. Right. So keep your eye out America for someone who looks very well rested looks like their spines aligned. Yeah. Wearing beautiful silver ring from Puerto Vallarta super team. Nice BAAs a gum. Yeah. That's a good life. I almost dot like not to go to the police. But because I I could get on the local news and be like, that's the one that. I have he'd be like calling all car. Yeah. If I was just like they said to report in my house. They'll be like, well, the thing was well happy was I was in my house, and I just want to pillows. Get there. And then I would have been on, you know, KM wish you would have done that would have been. Burglarized. Would have done it to play it on here. I just don't feel safe anymore. I just moved in and they stole everything. Sleep. Anyway, that's he's pillows. Tell them how much there they used to be one hundred and something four forty nine. It went bad. They went down for a pillow for two. That's no that's got to what. But they did. They got to one hundred one hundred fifty the pills. Yeah. Okay. Now, get pissed. Yeah. I would be too fuckers. Okay. Guess what? Coming up. Lots to talk about. It's marketing. What the people want slice of life their food back that the pill. You put that leak out on Hillary pod? Mark just came in with food. We're going to dish up, and we come back the something else going on with Mark. We have to discuss. Okay. Okay. All right. Plus all the rest of the stuff balls deep. Nikki trending the blackness J, rocket and saucy minute. Mark all of it. Victim. Brave. I put on a brave face. I showed up today. The Philip fanned. It will not in my life. I've met I've been families by two people the middle bandit in the hamburglar. I forgive them. Both I forgive you bandit. We'll be right back. 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Let me tell you something everybody we sit here for years have gone by have we learned anything have. We do. We know anything better. We improved based on the segment, but. I'll tell you this Mark walked in with food, a hang I gotta tell you something, sir. Four years later. You just brought me. What we call in the business, warm chicken. About that lady. How you feel feel good deal? I do I'm proud of you. Thank you so much for being proud of me. I am. So proud of you. This is warm to the touch more than room temperature not a hat. Bad not hot at all. I took a little risk there. And I bought you some broccoli was that a good move. Guman some Nikki Nikki asked me a question when we were the rain she goes, I can't believe that just happened in the stole the car. Just when you bring stuff in the house, right? Let me be very clear I left things in the like, I was so tired when I go. I can't bring another thing into the house. And when I woke up the next morning and went to the car. That's I got it. But I wasn't mad about it for one second. I really was just like if this is the worst thing that happens to me today. God bless, you know, and I think more people should do that. Like, we get caught up in this habit. This habit. But you know, what did you survive? Are you? Ok well, confess your family. Okay. I'm disturbed if I moved into a new bungalow an outside my place overnight. My car got burglarize. I would be really freaked out you left unlocked, you, right? You left? I would still be freaked out. I didn't even think twice about it. I just thought that that's where you are. I. Tired have capacity to give it. Pill. Exactly. Yeah. Facts also during the break said something, and I go I screamed you buried the lead. I'm sitting here just about to tear into my chicken. In fact, she goes, I got a new tongue scraper, and I love it. I had no idea tennis cravers existing. Yeah. Yeah. Suggest or anything? I mean, you are like a clean mouth. It's really a lot of fun. I insist on the clean mouth minds immaculate. I said one could somebody please, do you know that song? Skyscraper. Skyscraper song. Is it? Demi Levato seems guys are seen SEIs Christ. I didn't say, right, but skyscraper can someone do it to scraper. Scraper? Yeah. Lows not the only one you didn't have a loofah or tongue. Scraper believe I'm living it up now step comes off of your tongue. Yeah. The source of bad breath about. Listen to him before we get something. They ready. I'm a after I was violated violated. Rape victim victimized really metaphorically emotionally held gun point. Right. I. Move chicken here that warm chick. I thought I thought it's almost too warm it, it's almost warm. So I. This day. Just like now phone's ringing that's happening. Yeah. I just gotta get through. Let me tell me so. I'm like, oh my God. I'm a victim. Right. I need something. Good to happen to me. And I get an Email from a straight talker. Ooh. I love these the name of the comes from Megan in the Email title says my dream about dating Ross. About Megan says Ross, obviously, I love you or I wouldn't be e mailing. But I didn't actually realize I love I posted this dream. I had about us on the Facebook group. And they encourage me to send it to you. So here you go. Okay. She continues Megan continues. Okay. I'm only remembering and bits and pieces. So won't make it a lot of sense. You know, how dreams are. I totally know how dreams are one thing. I love that when people retail dreams. Yeah. Is there just a logical except for maybe this one? Okay. There is logic. Making continues. I have a reoccurring dream about going back to college. This was one of those. It was a community college. I work at one. So that makes sense. I was dating Ross you read that right? We were hetero boyfriend girlfriend. Roth night rented a car, we drove to his house in it. And we had our first time together. He was a little awkward because I wasn't. I knew he wasn't used to having sex with women. I did a little oral and he didn't even offer to reciprocate. Selfish, right, anyway, I'm pretty sure we did it missionary style. But that part is fuzzy maybe it's fuzzy on you, Honey, but not on me. Continuing. That was a joke. Continuing. Megan continues next. I was in next day. I was in class and he wanted me to come to lunch. So I left school. I had already eaten. I didn't think I wanted to eat. But we went to a buffet am. I couldn't help myself. It was like a banquet buffet. There was just one meal choice. Not like a buffet where you have options. It was salad south very steak, mashed potatoes and gravy. I was upset because the gravy was getting on my salad, and there was no room on my plate for dessert. CJ? I had a dream. Making us. May I couldn't remember my okay? For some reason, we switched to a different rental car. It was now a convertible Mustang, but spelled moss. Staying I was so blown away that I'd never noticed that spelling before I couldn't remember my class schedule for some reason, I left class early and God in the moss, ding. I was parts near a really dirty river sitting in the passenger seat. I was sitting to myself about why Ross wouldn't give me oral. And then I figure I figured it had never occurred to him. And I needed to tell them how to do it. I was trying to think of the best way to bring it up without making him feel self conscious. I decided the car needed to move up a few feet, and I tried to do it for the passenger side. I couldn't get it to break and the car went in the river. I jumped out and dove in the water and swam to a little island was filthy and money, I called a Ross about the car, and he shared me that his car insurance would take care. I was just about to ask him about oral sex. When my alarm went off. Megan. Okay. Dream about me, sending can I tell you something else that is going to make you feel good. Did you see on the street in the street heart group, there's a straight targeting Nadia Lopez that she got up blanche tattoo. What I did not. Day to go the go did see that goes to didn't realize that was land. She said it was blanched the ghost shut tattoo of it up. It's a one same. I'm so glad you're here. Everyone's out say, hi, blanche blanche. Blanche somebody got attacked two of you on them. So huge honor is it unseat. Geez. No. I know you didn't right. No. Where would you if you if CJ got two of you on his body where would you? Well. Me on what of his cheeks as I want me saying. And the last the mill. No can't be. Pretty dirty press conference for question for blanche when she's here. I have a question. Yes. Ross Mathews Ross bath Ross mass. Rosman of us. I'm curious. Somebody asked me like the thought that blanche likes me. And I said no blanche like me Blanche's only into CJ wise plant only into CJ jungle. That's the thing. Right. Is that a thing? That's a movie I know that. That's okay. Are you? Sure. Yes. I didn't say it. I'm asking for blades. I'm totally okay. Thanksgiving. I mean. Thank you. Please go back to hell. Two. That's fantastic. Wow. Do you remember Marcus something every year, that drives me crazy? I mean, he doesn't let me free. Mark something every day that drives me crazy specifically one thing every year doom, and it's always this time of year. Anyone notice looking? See anything different about he walked did. You lose weight. What looks different about. What did you say to them? Do you said did you did you shave your chest hairs? Shave your chest hair. What what is the difference? Mark. What changed? I am clean shaven today. Because it is the. Second day of mauve ember. So marked is every year. He does like a Comecon costume for Halloween shaves clean. And then he does Movember, which if you don't know is this movement where men don't shave for the entire month of November. And they donate money to charity, right or they shave mustaches or, you know, some kind of a facial hair thing. So one year Mark said, you all can choose what facial hair, I grow. So we had we did a poll, and he did it and we chose. Remember? It was was it the handle. No. It was a mutton chops over the handlebar moustache a handlebar like a biker handle it. I think you're like I got the best response on that from older Gail because I looked like the cop from the from the village people. Don't call it something. Yeah. So Mark has this year agreed to let us choose gain weight. We what what okay. I would like to I'm going to write these down these options siege. I want you start thinking too. So my first thought is this polka dots? Now, I remember something to keep in mind here just little circles of racial hair, all over the next quarter site, very. Yeah. See that focus on Ross the problem with the handlebar. What is you you? You don't mean to grow something that you're embarrassed to walk into a meeting with Honey listen in your defense. I'm always embarrassed with you. But that that's after about five minutes when people get to know me, you would like me to at least look presentable when we go to a meeting God, polka dots may not be the way to go. I think the more outrageous. Let's debate it come on. You. Debate. Walk me. I want you all to throw out ideas. I will right now have polka dots. Okay. So let's be real clear. His what he did last year was not muttonchop. No, I guess it was handlebar. Chops aren't option? Mutton chops are nothing. The mustache. It's very little house on the right? Okay. I have a vote that I think is great. Okay. Just neck hair. Shave ever. John. Let me talk. We can't do that. And so he just has to grow the neck beer. Jollity on. I think the more outrageous the better because attention to the I honestly could not stand. Tell you. I think that it should be you should have a moustache. And then have it come around the side your mouth, and then underneath your bottom lip and then down and then stop and then a little round on your neck and call it. It's a question. Mark. Like God question is. That's funny. And something I would definitely do someday. I should you know, why do it now I should dress as the Ridler for common con, then he's figuring out ways. To wear that around for months and go to meetings and stuff do it. I can't do that. Okay. What about this? Do you love? Superheroes. Shoot. What if you shave Superman's s over T, but like shape all shaved in disagreements as I would have to a barber to do that. Sausages made hair just died. Actually, physically make I have one more a real quick one. He just do a strip diet Browns. You could just be a skid. Mark. So like a hipster Hitler. All right, Mark. Thanks, mark. I think I have a good suggestion go because I'm looking I'm looking at options on the internet, and I never thought of this until I look Aren be special, which is this thin thin thin line that goes down and around the chin, and there's a little tiny stash. So you could go to meetings like this. You would just look like boys demand. I think you should do the NBA special. That's my vote. You can put that one on the list, I'm comfortable with that are like a half and half. Half full beard half completely shaved. Yeah. That's good. Mark. Let me tell you the problem with this. You can't agree to do this. And then veto everything not tea or must. Keep it simple for meetings. Yes. The late. Great. Tom selleck. Can you just I mean Bertrand Reynolds, can you please? Just do appoint stash. Yeah. Good sixty points. But let me get very specific here. What I want? If I may because I like where you're going with this. But I wanted to very specific. I want it to be very thin and close to your upper lip to the top. That's a Walt Disney. He's talking bushy porn. I hear you. I'm trying to think I'm trying to I hear mustache, right? Let me let me throw it a couple times of mustaches because what I would like to see is that really thin and a separate line in the middle. But little too wide. Like, I'm thinking Clark Gable? Okay. I see that. So so we have okay, so dense EJ, but I'm writing down big Bush, porn moustache big Bush. And remember when I said, I'd do this. I did say that I had to be in the realm of something I could wear to a meeting. I did say that went onto we got that. Okay. So what do we are? We going to side here we doing mustaches this doing now, still no, I think. We should put must if you wanna do it because it takes awhile for things to grow. Anyway. So you could put mustache, and then we could decide what kind of mustache or you could put those twos. Choices how many choices can you put on like a Twitter poll? I don't know. Here's a here's my question. Here's my question for you. Are you? Does Movember effect. Your pubic hair at all. No, we're not talking about that. Because I would also want to you wish. You would. Yeah. No. I'm not gonna well. This is awful. So we have no solution. Marsh said no to everything is just horrible. This. Okay. Why don't we maybe let people on the straight talk with Ross Facebook page could put up suggestions to or tweet at Hello Ross pod. Okay. Great. So here's what we're going to do as. He sounds as. Here's what we're gonna do. Here's what we're doing family interesting. So we have some suggestions put out this Mark has mar I want I want polkadot I want neck beard. There's mutton chops. There's question Mark, his big bushy porn star. Or there's a thin too wide mustache. Okay. So what we not deciding now what we're going to do is we want to hear from you. So go post on our social media and follow us at. Hello. Ross pod. CJ? And so and then we'll do choose. What of them Markle start the going and we'll reveal during the next episode with a picture on. Hello, russ. Okay. There's something on their not on there that someone's got a really good idea for like suggested our best to. Thank you. Jim. Part of it. I mean tell you the thing to Marco's doing against if you want a good bit. You bring it up. All my God. That's so now, we do it. And he's like, no, no. I said meeting appropriate, by the way, the whole point of this is if you go to Mogo dot co slash Bobby the monkey is where you can donate the money goes towards men's health how much money do you make last year I made over five hundred last year, so irate and that was my goal. So I raised the goal. We've got more listeners this year to seven fifty by the way that was all listener raise last year. So if you guys can donate, a dollar five dollars, whatever you can donate. It does go to a good cause. And actually the studio bits record has a team that I joined this here to help increase the amount of money. Wonderful. Thank you, Mark. Well, and if you forget it on Instagram. Descriptions link wrapping thank you so much when we come back. I'll have less chicken in front of me, and we're gonna do Nikki trending a Nikki believable. The blackness. Asi book and much more. Who also have a song I'm gonna play. We'll be right back. Wake up in the morning. And I don't think I'll ever make it on time by the time grandma books and get my supper, look, I'm at the Kona just in. It's. Say. If I know I'm in a mass talk at home last night. Right. Knowing much. She will know that. I'm there if I can hand it in. It's. Hi, it's Z Malone. You know, I love to go balls. De this time, I'm asking you a question are you following all of us on social media? Go to straight talk with Ross dot com to find all our social media links kiss kiss. There's only one. This is straight talk. Tone of down Nelly. Back to the program is we celebrate for years on the air with you think you all Searcy so much when I was listening. You know, we do modify them. That's the the radio station. I have the show on driving around. And there was a song. And it was I was thinking about it was after my. Robbery and. You know, just little things, you know, like thinking little things mean a lot not win their items that they're taking from. But like the when they are gestures that people make right Q. And and I was thinking that when the song came on little things mean a lot's old one, and I was like listening. Jayne, mansfield. I was listening to her sing it. And she kind of does a little through. Had to play a few just listen. She starts and one thing I'm gonna start doing as a singer songwriter is really just talking in the middle of song. More. Don't you think CJ that I need to do that? Because people are so used to me singing. I just wanna like talk. You know, she does this a lot. I hear it though here the. We should talk talk. Thicket. So there you are. And you're like, oh, sure. Singing. Oh, you're singer right, which I get all the time. And then well now you want to search which I did, of course, when I was Henry Higgins in my fair lady different stores. Nine thousand nine hundred people are talking about it. She's going to start talking second jumping on. On the. Cool. Six. So now when she setting down the music and just like, I'm gonna talk to the people. Okay. Don't. Today. Okay. For starters. I've always taught from now. This is my new talking to me. Save. I've just changed my entire way of talking. Yeah. Nikki if. C J. Honestly. Hey, real quick. That's what's to be the big moment. She seems loud. But she can't say do they get? Do they get? So so when we shed Joe, Larry, Tom. Okay. Because she gene can do it. Story about. Appears. What would happen if I do? Yeah. I'm just saying little things we along. I wish you all could be convertible with me as I drive. Do things like I love it. Here's another new thing. And then I'm gonna move off this I'm gonna talk, but I want people to sing what I'm going to say before I say that. To memorize it. All all the lines. She's about to say people sing it. I. Shield. Try. The day is great. You. Give me your. So do twinkle twinkle little star. Like this. You do you do seeing it slow twinkle twinkle? No. So you're supposed to sing it using. I'm singing, but twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle little star. No, just stop twinkle twinkle little star. And then you're seeing it, and then I see for now, you do next the next how I wonder. One two. Good. Do do ABC. You know, what I'm doing the song that doesn't sound like talking? Okay, go. So like. If you like then shoot a poodle being if you like. If you like. Living on it. Exploring as you all know celebrated. Art. Have course, requires stimulates me. Balls with bags? Girl. Give it to me give it to give it to be hard. Give to them all steep with Fags days, please. All right before I let my balls out. I have to bring up my friend, Jillian Jillian was diagnosed with breast cancer a couple of days ago. Our good friend. Coat for into the show co hosted here, and she went into her lymph nodes. So it's pretty intense. But she is doing really she has a really great attitude about it. So maybe you can just keep her in your thoughts. Maybe send her a tweet center something to encourage her. She's doing she's strong you spoken with her. And you know, how much I love Barbies forever. And she's got this. You know, that's I know that's her attitudes right now. And she does. And and I hope she feels all of our love, and we're going to reach out per so I brought it up. I really I think that I want you to send her loving. She's asked Jillian on Twitter. Yeah. Right. Asked Jillian when I talked to her, you know, she's a fancy, please. I got this. I have me because I'm like really are you? Okay. I got it. I I am on top of it. So she's going to be fine. Everyone just love on Jillian love love love love. Yes. Ross stretch. Goodness. Oh my goodness. Okay. All right. You know, the institu- did a interview an inst- in instinct magazine. Yeah. And you're talking about your franchise like pop talk straight talk. So I'm curious to know if you'd like other kinds of talk shows like if you ever had like a like a date talk for poop talk. I'd be the coho. So here's here's what I think. With this whole to podcast talk thing, we have straight talk and now pop talk, and I I'm thinking it can be an umbrella. What like what other talk? Do we want to do? I would love to do political talk where I come on and talk to like people, I find fascinating. And then so and then what if we did sucks talk like CG, it'd be great sex talk me would top talk date talk. Datong? You have I would love to talk. I would love to do food hawk. Yeah. You know what? I mean, all those sorts of things I would like to do Mark talk. Good to talk to the show. We'll talk up offense birth. Blanche talk. Be good too. Out of this world steetch cake. CJ stretch. All right. All right. I have to talk about the bubbly again because. The bubbly branch because the way he Nikki Nikki Neier in love with the drag Queen that you've been booking her name is six at the U N Nikki went to the Beverly brunch. And how was it? May I fell I'm gonna give you I don't wanna wanna cock block this movement. But I need to tell the people you have to go to the bubbly brunch. It is one hundred percent worth it you in CJ have created an amazing show. Do you get myself into the it's feels like one nece and family in a room full of like all the kids that didn't quite know where they fit in. When they were younger. We all came together. I loved it in the food was French does the right here cake, fringe Frenchtown. Oh my God. It was so good and such a great way to enhance your weekend. I went home and I felt so good about every Saturday at noon at Rockwell Nellie. So if you're in town, like com get tickets fast because the place was. Straight talkers there, but I bring up six because she's just so. I'm just obsessed with her. But my question is for us if a drag Queen sees you advertising seeing branch online, and they wanna be a part of it. Can they send you like a real? Or can they send you how do they get to be a part of it like scouting some go to drive shows a lot just because I love to go out and support and the coins to sit in the front row insure on. But normally a lot of people have been sending me Deums. And so then I just go check out the videos, and I think, you know, they're right there where can and be worth for the crowd. And you know, I've mentioned it to Ross. And then I always get the final okay rewrite. What do you look for the like because I love when they do. Those death drops like live for those. Somebody that can. You love a good job. You love. Good. Vo you love tech cow that gives it to you brunch. I mean. A good so full, but I come to brunch to Drake when most of getting my life. Turn me combine we. Yeah. I I tell them no ballots unless unless it's like a diva situation, you know, that brings the house down no ballots. That's a good rule. Yeah. Mark are you there? Oh, he. For him that I've been waiting for going to run down the spotlight. He hear me. Mark stretch. Oh my God. Okay. So Mark weeks ago? I've been waiting for you to come back a couple of weeks ago after the show I went to the bathroom, and then you came out of the bathroom, and I went in the bathroom to p the toilet seat was down. And there was brash dribble on it. You didn't lift up the toilet question happening. My question to you is a habit, and when you pee in your bottle in the car. How is we've talked about this on the puck. But is there dribble all over your car and own up? My God did not know this is coming. And what if somebody has to go number two like I couldn't have gone over. And it was fresh dribble. It was yours. My god. I I did not. Maybe I didn't know it was you walked out of the door kinda sheepishly because you knew I was going in there. You know, it's the frustration. One of the side toilet seats said the man toilet seat. That doesn't go, sir. For this reason. Right. And I guess I just over splashed or whatever slash usually will wipe if I don't lifted and I hit the okay, I also, by the way, anytime I have to take my daughter into a men's room. I take a hand. Okay. Wait seed off that brings but I kind of feel weird if I'm in a men's bathroom, and I'm peeing father brings a little girl. And I'm a little weirded out by that you problem. Go there. No, no, I get it. But it's a little uncomfortable. Pulled on time. What her father supposed to do them when they're not going to women's room? So again, I I get it. I'm just telling you that. I it feels a little strange. I mean, like like it's bizarre weird should be cut off most people most men rooms, I can go into a men's room. Do my thing wash my hands and come out and never see a dick. So I do not know. For my own growing tyrant. The guy brought his daughter, and I could see where you might get a little nervous around comfortable get that you have to take them in there. But I just think it's a little uncomfortable. Sometimes I'm conscious of a little girl in the bathroom. The more. I wouldn't them. The more. Interesting conversation is the dribble. So how long ago did this happen? It happened to when moves last time you're here three weeks ago. And you've kept us inside inside. And you knew you're going gonna talk about it's been on my balls deep list for what does it say on the list of been my dribble for two weeks? Hey, Mark on the list is marks. Pedro says Mark pee on the rim p dribbling car habit. Get everyone. Pretty read it again. Old age Z Malone p on the rim p dribble in the car habit. That's deep. You didn't answer my question with the car. I don't. What do you do? Don't do to dry. Dribble. The car in the back. You have to shake the thing. You have to shame Schenk. Okay. If you really wanna know details, I do through p bottle in a bag that we used to take when we because we used to cloth diapers. We take out seal. So there's no smell or anything like that. Is that the Halloween here? Okay. Oh. But so there's also a zipper things keep like paper towels and zipper thing. So yeah, I make sure that I don't. Shake it shake it in the bottle is your pain in the bottle, shake it in there, or do you pull it out and shake it? I'm facin. I'm like curious how you do it. In the bathroom. Thank you. Mark. Thank you. Mark. Thank you skid. Mark. Thank you for them. Oh, my God shit, his pants skin. Mark. All of us straight authors. Call. Could sit by it's MARCY talking about doesn't put an early white. Wears. Another that shit and should have. Would ever even stopped a thing? A toilet bowl as a. Underwear up in fact, but don't call by name. Skid marks. Skin. My wanted him to best Martin. Marvin. Concede. Kenny, sell it, can you see? Shows given that you're on. Sinden songs about. All you know, all. God. Okay, everyone. Please. Flat out these stories. It was so. Almost as is you blanche everybody. I just want to give a little shout out to Fred k sent me the sweetest little Email. I will be your straight girlfriend any day. Oh, thank you. Fred k for the support. We love you at the podcast. How you guys can always Email me at Nikki knee is it Nikki, Nikki straight talk with Ross dot com for all of your fun stories things, exactly. Today, we do have to really good onto keep it a leave. Believable. What's gonna happen on believe? You haven't heard anything. He believes. Please. Did I tell you did we do particularly remember because I read these so often and usually when I'm high. So sometimes I can't remember if we should do share Lindsey rude with the necklace story. Honey, I never listened. Not really doesn't really do. I love. What is it? Was last week story. Go one the unbelievable story about that thing with the girl that was. In the guy the guy with the neck that the needle. Okay. So Lindsey rude shared the story. She said my stepdad passed away six years ago, he was in my life since I was I was honestly, my best friend losing his horrible, especially because I lost my dad when I was only nine after he passed. I bought my mom myself, a necklace charm, and we put his ashes into the charm. She said, I know some people may be creeped out by this. But it made me feel close to him. Don't judge. I would never judge whatever you, however, you deal. I actually like that idea. So I was in college at the time. So I was moving every year into a new house renew apartment and throughout this somehow. I lost the necklace. Oh that makes my heart break. Oh, she says, I was so heartbroken. I felt horrible about it. I couldn't bring myself even to tell my mom so one weekend. I went home to visit my mom, and she and I were sitting in the living room just chatting away. And let me preface this by saying that her home is immaculate much Ross's mouth nothing on the floors. Everything has its own space. And as we are talking. I looked down. And the necklace is in the middle of the floor. I fell to the ground and grabbed it thinking. There's no way that this is mine, and I asked my mom where her necklace was she went into her bedroom and found her in the jewelry box. The most incredible part is where it was it was lying on the floor. Exactly. Where my dad's hospice bed was during his last. No and Jesse and she says since then so many things have happened. I know this is my dad's of connecting which is crazy that she lost it, and it was anyway that was so meant to be I love these independece stories, but I have to say this next one. I read it to Tommy in bed last night. And he said he turned the light on. All right here, we go. This is from Kelsey, sir, sir. Nikki huge fan of the segment. Here's my creepy stories a little long, but worth listening to okay. Quick back story. My father grew up in England with my grandparents and my aunt my dad, moved back to New York while his aunt state and got in got married and had three children pay. So my aunt always said that she had a poltergeist when she was a little girl and sold in my soda, my oldest cousin Jackie said, they have these spirits followed them. They always talked about them. Okay. So then when I was eleven my dad took my brother and myself back to visit family for two weeks. Now, my brother's five years. The second that we were in England. My cousin had a school trip to Paris. So my aunt and uncle took them, and we got to stay at the house on our own parrot. Right. Exactly kids. You see? See? Who knows when they told us that they weren't going to be there for some reason. I immediately felt nervous in this house for some reason. So the night that they left for Paris. My dad and brother were watching TV downstairs, my brother, and I went upstairs, I slept in my cousin becky's room, and he slept at my cousin Jamie's room, which was down the hall. An hour. So later, I was super scared for no reason at all other than being creeped out to be alone. So I walked down the hall to where my brother was staying. I went into this room. I could see him curled up in a big debate turned towards the wall away from me. And I shook his shoulder. And I said can I please leap in here? I'm too scared to sleep alone. And he said, no, leave me alone. Now, he was sixteen and I was eleven he didn't wanna sister sleep in a boat with him. I get it. I walked out of the room. And as I was walking back. I ran into my brother in the hallway. I was done. I went back into the room where I thought his body was laying in bed and had responded to me. But there is nobody in the room the bed was flat. I think it was my cousin's poltergeist. Oh, wow. Sitting in the room under the. Talking to me. Thank you for these wonderful stories Kelsey up. So great. I was in my house, the new bungalow thing. And I was like if you're onto it was like and say, hi. No. No, I'm too needy accord, you do that you don't say. If you wanna we'll did you stage your new bungalow like I didn't because I want I want. It's like come say. Hi, yeah. Well, let's say on. Jay wanna come? That was so scary talked brother, brother. The weird part is she had twin brothers. That would make it nicer weird. Okay. He time or the lack is long day, was unpacking. Real quick. I'm just asking everybody just to go vote. That's it. Just. That's it as it's so important right now, I'm learning as we're going in these midterms. I'm understanding the power of it and diving deep into props every single day. You know what I mean? So everytime. I learned something new as as as voted already. I'm still learning. More about props. That way, I agreed with that. But just vote and I wanted to leave it with this real quick. And that's it. I'm just asking everybody vote. But recently, Oprah speaking at the for Stacey Abrams for campaigning for running for governor. But Oprah's quote for anybody here who has an ancestor that we didn't have the right to vote and you're choosing not to vote wherever you are. You are uttering your family your disrespecting and disregarding their legacy their suffering and their dreams, please go and vote. I love that Oprah. Vote. Talking about I just want to add a little bit over was talking about. She was speaking, of course in Georgia. And she was talking about story about when African Americans, and she was telling telling us about how one man dressed up in a suit walked six miles to a polling place. And they said Oprah's words, they said boy, you can't vote here. It's you you're at the wrong place. Them where else to go. So he walked six miles to the other place, and they told him you can't vote here. Wrong place, six miles to another place. And when he got there, they said. It's too late. The polls are close opus telling the story. So he walked eighteen miles in one day, inlets suit and shoes to cast a vote and couldn't. And so anybody I mean, that's Oprah's telling that story, so it's not my story to tell. But I'm just telling you. So she said I'm voting for him. And so if you have that right, and you don't do it. Think about what it what it means. You know, and so oh preaching to the choir that that to me because you can tell people it's important about you can tell it affects them. But when you think about in that context, there was another story. I heard one time about back in the olden days. They had to like ride a wagon six hours in town to vote. Wife got in the wagon and road six hours to vote. One was a Republican was a democrat. But they did it and even though the canceled their votes out. They still did it because it's important. It's important it affects everything literally it affects me if you guys are listed if you don't think it affects it affects me, they're saying the millennials the millennial numbers are down. So we need to get them. Lineal to vote it affects Nikki, it affects bags it affects CJ, it affects your mother and your sister and everybody. Okay. I will tell you this. I was listening to the news this morning, something like twenty one million people low voted in the midterms last time already early voting is like twenty nine billion this year. So even though millennials need to come in. They people are voting people are paying attention. So thank you so much. Like every single one of us has the same. Our? Yeah. Oh, I like that just vote vote vote. Jay rod. Jay. Saucy? So I was gonna say the same thing if EJ actually I think it's important out vote, especially tight hers. I know I'm new to the family, but I've always been controlling it. And someone was like, oh, my vote doesn't really count or not I do vote. But I was always tied to say knowing vote for the independent or let me vote for the outline candidate and whatnot. I think it's very important living in a time where you know, mom. Mom telling you who to vote for. But we live in a time where I think the are to clear choices, and I'll leave it at that. I don't wanna put words in anybody's mouth or endorse anything on this platform. But you know, now is the time to play games. Your voice matters go to the polls and vote for even candidate not perfect. Here's no perfect entity. Go to the booth now. Hold on hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold for Osman. I'm running for. I'm not going to go on record agreeing with that. Because I don't agree with that. So thank you so much. Thank you. All right. The time. It's come for what we've all been waiting four. mark. Markets one minute. The end of every program for years of this one thing I can't seem to get rid of here. He goes, I'm from minute. Mark. Understand. I don't want to know. First of all I said last week that I was going to post up Comecon pictures, and I never did. So I just made sure to do that. So if I'm looking at it right now, it's really cute. And then let's see, oh, I believe blanche eventually needs to make an appearance at your drag French Ross. Oh my God. I think we. I think she needs to possess your body and come out at your drag brunch. I trying to ruin my career. I think. Lance awful. Yeah. We can't afford it. Way to expensive. Blanche's to expensive. You have to you have to get out a ouija board. She. I would like to do dad or parenting, you can pay on the black maybe with Diana. We could do a parenting. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Cancelled. And then I also had something about voting, but actually have something to help you because I know especially in California other states people can get confused about I don't know this proposition. Do I vote? Yes. Do I know that out of that? So there is a website vote. Four one one dot org. It's v OT four one one dot org. You put in your address, and it will tell you. It'll break down what you have to vote on in your area. And what you can. So will teach you about the propositions. What? Yes means what a no means. It simplifies it down and makes it so that you can go in and vote educated -ly educated like your education, watch Bokan long minute. I just thought that was important because I sometimes get confused you. There's so many ads you don't know if you yes or no not so make your own decisions. And it'll even tell you about like your comptrollers. And and you're just that. Yeah. District attorney's are big deal, by the way, make sure you pay attention to that one because they decide what people prosecute especially if you like to smoke weed, and you're not in a state where it's legal. Okay. Thank you. You know, really, wonderful important information one one dot ORG. Done it again. We reached the end of this episode. I can just turn to each and every one of you in kisses. Four more years. Thank you, so much everyone contributes he'll he's to this program. Kish kid. I am I'm headed to a Europe tomorrow. Right now. Where's your first off is Amsterdam glasco? And then I go to a Manchester. Okay. Vermes? But it's okay. You know, life happens where it's like everything, you know, and you sort of figure it out you get there and just go to gratitude, you know, so anybody else to Honey, I'm grateful for so many things on the top of that list is four years doing this with all of you this thing. All thank you so much. Thank you. Okay. If you want to follow me on social media. I'm hilar us the show is of course. Hello Ross pod. C J C J life that C J A Y L Y F E. Mark is bookie and mauve. Oh dot co slash Movember. Bro dot co flush. Thank you. Nikki Boyer is Nikki Boyer on Twitter. And I am Nikki Boyer on Instagram Malone, is fact, Z Malone on everything. Make sure you subscribing love his podcasts at skate, aka gay podcast, failed everywhere. Josh into score Rodriguez underscore. From the bottom of my heart. Honestly for years. I can't believe it so grateful. Thank you think. You think you think showing Kish?

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After Glow #5: July 1st, 2019

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

23:00 min | 1 year ago

After Glow #5: July 1st, 2019

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not been evaluated by some good ministrations protestant diagnose treat cure prevent any disease hey there it's me ross mathews host of straight talk with me ross mathews you know we talk about on the show but sometimes we can't get to everything so we want to create a little place where we could talk about the rest of the stuff and also get your thoughts on it i have to say you're positively clothing okay let's go it's time for after glass it's time to recap wanna know what you've been doing this a number jumbo child and say it all see every meeting give us recap pop culture home break it down straight talk to me yeah clouds rain after gonna rip apart in my body yeah peter you're a monster to talk to me about the show afterglow eat at let's now here's your host of afterglow the one and only the bags emoto time here with straight talker the coal leg okay so i wanna give you a little background and laughing right now i wanna give you a little background on nicole a couple of months ago i had a contest on facebook i want to get a tattoo to for my dog howard that i had to put down in february so i want to get a tattoo in honor of him so i thought well why don't i have a contest on facebook and see if any of my friends there can 'em dry something that i can i'll love and i couldn't get a tattoo of so i got i received a message from nicole an it she said that nicole what you're like i can't draw like i'm terrible at it right horrible i have no artistic ability at all on stick figures an outlier but other than that no okay so then i replied nicole just draw like sometimes people that say that are the one of the best artists you know with the pen ratings i do a the people who say they're skeptics usually the ones with the highest psychic ability so i just draw something so nicole actually drew something and she drew how do i buy this she drew like it's like she drew howard it's kind of like a stick figure edged the perspective is of howard's button on howard's but she drew a little heart and next with the drawing was i love you and i knew instantly that was my favorite because it made me laugh nicole and it made me feel so good and it was so hard because he had issues with his by so perfect so in return for like the winner of this contest was gonna would receive steve eight a like an art class and i had done last year after the fire an so nicole really wanna do you really want one of those pieces right yeah but that track and it had meaning me to go just like you i love i love that okay so she i center i told her she won i center the art collage and she made a video of herself opening up the package with the the piece of art piece in it and i watched this video and i was instantly obsessed nicole because i loved her voice i love the way she look she's just captivating so i think it was the next day i get a text from ross and he's like who is this girl i love her i'm obsessed with her and why ross and i were obsessed with you is that you were talking about holes and the way you said it what you said something like oh my god i love the halls and i know you love bug hall and there's a joke yeah right nicole like well on like as about holzinger that you love so i just want to do a good job horny who you love it and it's not and 'cause i i i'm fascinated with my you said you said oh my god boulders the q remember right i guess i have to rewatch it now but i just know all you know as i said i love you love about who's in something else and like they're so cute really it was hilarious but let me just tell you so i just love the fact that ross was just as obsesses i was and then we started calling you buy whole girl but we you have to say like there's like you talk about all you can see the ball about how girl after an eye on so happy number one did meet you and i'm number two i'm just so happy you're here today after so let's get to it by girl god okay so let's start at the very top okay so this wasn't interesting episode that a lot to do about mark but what you're what did you think might start from the top of the show what did you talking about the beginning of the show tell me your thoughts well start off nikki there belching beautiful i loved it you do that i can already now but ross okay ross right after the keeper hanson soda and i'm obsessed hands in their diet sodas dot net and i will do it loud and proud on his like like i'll do it he loved belch to so that by hold you love belching i'm ray gassy honestly i love it so i didn't know nikki how bad talent and i was like stunned i think i even said on the podcast like wait what would that you i was just i thought a guy leader even ross said he's like that like nikki but i think he's done that before it hasn't she i think she's break before you know so yeah yeah but on that was pretty funny yeah i feel like she's burp to before yeah i just forgot about it but it is funny after that i what do we go into mark was in the studio marvelous do he came in on who is very quiet up until like you know twenty minutes and gosh i have so much to say i'm trying to like go in order here but even like when you guys i was thinking i'm did you guys really have no idea that he had been diagnosed with eighty like you guys you all except ross bowl girl we didn't know but i have to say like i said on the show i i i was like who is this like i was right there sitting next to him and number one he looked adorable looked really handsome and really sweet in his energy with different like i said on the show he was so centered and so calm and he wasn't a interrupting and he wasn't like he didn't have diarrhea the mouth and i was like who is this you know yeah so that was definitely 'em made sense it made sense like once it came out that like when ross like found out when when mark mark told ross oh yes i have any he's like yeah yeah like that makes sense i like all of us in unison like every person in their car people driving people wonder walks and everyone's like not like yeah like that makes total big yes throughout the whole world i have eight eighty no it really felt like i said on the show i think sometimes you get you get a diagnosis there's a relief and now like you know 'cause you search and search with different things in life sometimes like what's wrong you know you try to get the problem and when you find it there's the big relieves i was actually really happy for mark and it was just nice to know that he found a solution to that like to help him calm down and be in the moment and you know yeah i agree and even like at his age age you know it's it's possible to be diagnosed with something that late in life you know so not that way why does a good point about how girl has i have a friend who's a well my she's like well she's like thirty so she has been she has eighty two i know she hasn't been diagnosed her whole life but same thing like they finally figured out and it was like okay this is what's happening and stuff so it's nice to a friend be open and talk about it and not be ashamed about it because he shouldn't be ashamed you know you have something like he's and he's getting healthy taking the steps and clearly it's helped you know each other very rough said you know i feel as a kid if i lost track of my childhood i probably am eighty d o c d i probably have burgers i probably have it all you know like mark said on the show back then it was kind of like just you'd be quiet and sit down but now you know these things are coming out where they're finding that these are real issues in real problem so i liked the point you make about it's never too late to get a diagnosis and take care of that so that's that's great what did you think about the automatic pin what do you think about my automatically in writing whether you're feelings about that okay i love it so first congratulations on getting the gig the job that's amazing on i'm really into that stuff to spare like spiritual ricky on stones and crystals like i have my own and i've been really trying to get you know find just find myself in that area and you know 'cause i feel like i rex resonate more with that spiritual side on so so i love it i think it so it's kind of like a tyler henry type of thing or yeah okay so i'm just re enter instead and i would live together in you know so i love the fact that you're open to that i had a feeling i could feel just like bigger videos that you had that you were open to all that you know what am i gave you're bringing all the dirt like drew you're butthole after my favorite was that petition that oh my god what was the mathematician joke i forgot it already it wasn't how doesn't mathematician snow shoes with somebody about a holy oh yeah how did it was like oh gosh darn i know which one you're talking to somebody about a pencil were working out with a pencil out of the mathematician workout something constipated so like how does the constipated mathematician work it out or something it was funnier nobody how the buy hold and i love it i liked it actually i'm surprised he had a very good valley girl claes i don't you know like i mean cj credit to but mark i think he's like he did a great you did i love it i think you have a natural valley girl belly voice oh my gosh you know what i know because i am a here in southern california throughout orange county girls and i think i get i get caught up in it really is i'm doing it and i'm always you know i did a like like like yeah i'm i'm i'm trying to stop it but it's hard after i wanna out who's how long have you been lifting the straight talk since the very beginning i think starting very gotta become to how did you find it i had just discovered podcast in on i was looking something you know something just a on the just discovered and like i think it was around chris or things giving her something and i'm like oh ross matthews and like i kind of knew about him honestly i don't know much but i knew who he was and stuff and like okay this looks like a funny show i want something funny till that so i listen to but there's a couple of episodes already in but i was driving to like fucking barstow or something and my sister on the car and we were dying we were dying laughing from the very beginning and ever since every you know that i'm just like down right away so i ask somebody else this before and after go what do you think about the evolution of the podcast you know how different hosts have gone left and then i came i came in how do you like be evolution what it is now now i've said this before too but it feels like a reality show it feels like an audio reality show yeah definitely on i think at the beginning when we were first like transitioning people leaving i mean it was a little bit hard for me i think that's not so you were also used on you know the main people but as he got to come in and you guys i think you guys found that you guys sanyal and he's you guys sounds writer rhythm or you know it's i think it's perfect and i love it i feel i feel like even to a rocket we are such a good place as a group like we all know are are places we all have we all know what where are supposed to do and you know it really is like friends getting together once a week and having like a dinner party and we forget mike there in front of our faces so it's it's it's just fun is just getting together with friends and laughing and i i just really love where it's at right now but i could understand people that longtime listeners how that would be hard 'cause people don't like change and you get used to people and you love them and stuff like that so but i'm so grateful to be a part of the straight talk crew and i think that i am samantha of the podcast from sex and the city and i'm like i like just being open about sexuality and all that stuff and finding you know just like being open and on being able to talk about anything i think in exactly i'm busy i think that's why we connect you because i believe with sex if no one's getting hurt and it's consensual why not celebrate it i think it should be celebrated its apart alive and as far as like i'm sure you heard that freaky factory story in the new york that really did you listen to the the live new york show when i didn't listen to that people are talking about it so i wanna i kinda wanna know i do wanna know cause a lot of people like i had a turn it off and i'm like what like what could possibly be well the the what the segment is meant to provoke so it did its job provoked people and i feel like you know these people with fetish is they are a part of this world to so they should be able to be they should be celebrated to like we shouldn't which i don't wanna shut anybody 'cause it's so we made these back roads like some people making throws but i look at it like entertaining like in celebrate tori like that is so unique you know but i understand why people get grows out of this one really crossed the line but i think it was a good for it was a great forgive me for me tell the live live audience i think it was fun to them anyway so you like the new freaky factory right i do and i do have some stories semis just like i can't i can't really tell a good story like minus just kind of base basic stories on rob you're boho girl girl i don't even if you ever said in a freaky vaccine i don't wanna rita i'd rather you committed dalit i could definitely tell some stories and you don't mind that we tell you about how girl oh my god okay so it's time for top and three one two three in the bottom bottom in somebody's everything and anything yeah okay about her girls what is you're top most favorite they of this last episode was you're talk everything definitely well i guess as about you know mark this episode i think just that that and just him being open about it and it makes a lotta sense 'cause like since the beginning of the first few episodes when mark would scream at i mean ross would scream at mark oh my gosh i mean i would be crying in my car lowry in front of no laughing because i would like i'd be hunched over my head in the string little laughing so hard because i'm like this is hilarious but it just makes sense i think that was definitely the top just him talking about that being open about that in therapy and all of that you know nickel the very first show that i came on we're out after if you're on the you were doing you do the videos the very first episode i was a guest on was the big blowout fight between ross and mark where he told him to get out do you remember that episode and on the break mark had left and on the break ice derive i have is this real or is this a bit and ross turns me scream it's real it's real mad if it's if it's a whole areas areas when he gets mad even though it's like okay i'm i'm laughing but i'll say like twentyseven okay but i gotta say something bradford well did you get to the part where i was like all i heard was lucy stool okay oh my gosh i was dying dying people let me tell you i sometimes i don't listen in ross's he tells me icy when you're not listening and i kind of don't listen when marks in the studio i don't i kinda tune out and when they're talking about like show dates and stuff i do too and i was trying a plan of balls deep i thought we were gonna do a balls so i'm looking at my phone all i heard was the named lucy tools which i think is that larry us drag name like that perfect perfect name and it was just so funny 'cause i didn't know where i came back and i'm like lose these deals allusions still is the ones they there's so raw views and you're like you're like oh you need to see my doctor doctor but i i would later i thought it was so funny that i was so out of it and i'm like well at least is is too funny but that team lucy still so he's a what is you're at least most paper thing well i think just cj not being there going on i i've never been which is like i need i i know rap and i think the whole girl we'd go to hawaii together could you imagine if you and i went to hawaii and yeah they're behold grow everything by hooker all the whole time i know we would have a record it and livestream everything oh my gosh well i just missed his on cj's a little background like stupid like has allowed on not also i think i missed some games we haven't really played many games i feel like i like yeah yeah and like you know like pappas big brown line what else on them that tune in or like when did that happen i love windows out to the habit so what do you what would you what the number one game you'd want back what you're most favorite game straight talk with ross game 'em gosh well i really like when did that happen 'em or even like a smart mark i know it's been a long time since i haven't but i was finds a kind of clear self to play along at home right that's not a i think the games where people can play along at home is what works really well people really missed out and they really liked that i really liked that game i think it was who did who did who did memorize rerecord about like who was is that different than witchcraft yeah well we had the gas remember we had it was just guy nikki was there that oh my gosh i love that one where you had you had like someone had stuff about themselves guess who it was like oh i love that game and i think we should replay we played again with nikki oh my gosh you know we should we should play it again right now it'd be i would love to know a little bit more about nikki and you know in some of the things that came out like my fistula ross's shape a wax by the whole the whole to picture with him in like like on his back like happy baby there is nobody on race tom ladan you do we do three in mount vernon let me everything amazing man on man yeah okay nickel were gonna close out the show but i am so grateful that you draw you drove up from orange county which is like what how long did it take you to get here well it's a little over an hour but okay so i kind of have a flat tire and a half the airport to make you tired but until then i'm like reese pumping air into my tire so i heard this noise on the way over here i'm like oh my god oh my god this can't be happening i thought a flat tire i pulled over and it was good singye like a little bit over the speed limit know i made it you know i was about to cry 'cause i'm bogo wait hold on you're tires going flat and you drove her like that distance get miriam darlene you drove that box well i'm gonna i'm gonna walk out with you in check on you're tired i don't want you driving back like that you could crashed you're butthole well i think you i cannot thank you enough for being here as a as a guest on afterglow and i wanna thank you the listeners for listening if you want to be on afterglow slide into my dm's that vaccine alone an till next time by monsters by by a young girl growing in glendale right i think you're about how screaming about kill

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After Glow  #1: May 19, 2019

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

24:11 min | 1 year ago

After Glow #1: May 19, 2019

"Hey, there, it's Nath you hosts have straight talk with me. Ross nephews. You know we talk about. On the show. But sometimes we can't get to everything. So we wanted to create a little place where we could talk about the rest of the stuff and also get your thoughts on it. I have to say you positively glowing. Okay. Let's go. It's time for afterglow. It's. Yeah. Jumbo giant say AUSSIE everything recap popping. After. Break it down straight talk to me. Yeah. After. Yeah. Monster. Talk to me about the show. Let's go, and here's your host of afterglow the one and only. Away. Thank you so much Ross Mathews, what a wonderful introduction, I am so excited to be doing the very first episode of afterglow with a true straight talker. A straight talker that I had the privilege of meeting in Palm Springs when we did our live show there, and he and his friend showed up at the live show with t shirts that said their names with the name Marie so I'm here. It was Charlie Marie and Carlos marine, and I'm here with straight talker. Charlie Marie, who has a lot to say about the show. So we're going to really get into it, but Charlie, I'm just so happy, you're here. Thank you so much. Thanks, I'm honored. Thank you for having I want you to be really honest. Okay. Let's go through the, the episode in. I think it'd be nice to go through the episode in a chronological order. You know, keep it kind of organized. Let's keep it fun. Be honest. Yes. But kind that's the loveliest thing I've ever heard. And we'll just see how this first episode goes. I'm just so thrilled. Okay. So let's start at the top of the show. What, what did you? What do you think? What did you think? Gimme gimme gimme some stuff while the first thing that you mentioned, I think we came right in the middle of this conversation where you're asking about a lamp and you you're asking if it was a new lamp. Was it in a new position or was it? Why what did you think it was new because said it was not new. Right. You know, as age Charlie breeze, I get older. I I'm very forgetful. I don't be attention. I don't really listen that well anymore. I don't know. It's just too much Charlie. So for some reason I didn't only see the Pristina darling studio once a week. I don't sit in there and study it so there was there's two lamps in there in the studio that he has by the couch as in tables, and one was off. And I think because that was off it just made that other one look different. And so I just thought it was a new lab, but I'm kind of dinghy and kind of he stuff. Oh, Maria afterglow and then next. Okay. So then you guys started talking about that. Let crystal store was it or like a spiritual store crystals door Ross to the crystal the metaphysical spiritual store for spiritual healing. I've never been to anything like that. And he said that he was literally looking for one to vibrate. Does it? I don't understand that little, first of all, Charlie Marie. You've got to go to a spiritual store. I can't believe you've never been to a metaphysical new age spiritual stir Charlie Marie. Okay. What Ross was saying was that they have, like, like a display of rocks stones, like, and they're all like their crystal summer crystals and some are stones. And you can kinda just stand by and feel like what one is your connecting with, like, you know, like a vibration, like you just, you know, like when you naturally go to things like why did you go to that shirt in the store because you liked it, right? It's something caught your eye. You felt something about it. Cannot be. It doesn't have to be a sure it could be anything. So it's like saying to me with the stones. It's of you've, what pops out of you. What, what are you? You know what I mean? Which one are you feeling but didn't feel any of them, and there were tons, so then he went and got that hermaphrodite. It's really beautiful, too, by the way, his new necklace, silver in it or something. There was a silver chain. He got a silver chain. But he, he was saying that it was too much money his phone alerted him that it was too much money. But like I said, on the show, I think CJ backed me up on it. Like I don't think there's any if it's for your soul, the healthier, Seoul, no amount of money. I mean it shouldn't you shouldn't have to worry about money with that, like, afterglow what else what else do you have to say about the latest episode of straight talk with Ross? Okay. I, I think that conversation led to you talking about your powers, or your diagnosis you Clive powers. I'm like a superhero. So you're a Penn writer, pen double pens way. You need to take better notes. Double penetration writer Marie afterglow cookies new jingles. What did you think what you think? What did you? Way, better way. But I think that shows the power of constructive criticism of that Marie, you're absolutely right. So much better. And I thought it was hilarious. I giggled so much at J rods reaction to the acoustic version because as soon as that started Gerald laugh so hard. It was hilarious. I love when j rod, you hear him laughing in the background, I actually love that. It's two totally endearing. And then it makes us all laugh. I think as an audience, like, oh, every time you guys laugh really heartily it really. Are you saying you did not like the original Ross bubbly brench jingles that cookie created? No. I'm saying. I agree with you guys where they're just a little hard to understand. Okay. But did you think we are being mean to cookie? A lot of people thought we were being mean to cookie about that jingle. But we weren't not were never mean I think you guys were making fun of him. But I think like even cookie acknowledged that just shows. He's one of the guy, he's one of you guys. He's a family member. And every time I have my close friends, I make fun of them because I love them. I love that because that is exactly how it is. What I mean we're all family and we all look you know, we all terrorize each other we do. So I love it. You got it. But I really am happy that you, you love cookies. Somebody called it something on the page like the relaunch or something. But yeah, no I like them. I meant to ask Ross to if cookie like he, he said he was gonna play the jingle at the beginning of the brunch play. I think cookie should do get an back and drag and lip sing to it. And if he does that you need to create a choreograph dance to it, you need to down to that. Oh my. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you want a little video of me dancing to the Ross bubbly brunch, jingle. That cookie mate. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. That's a possibility. Thank you. Everytime. What was the song that you only when there was the live feed you always danced to balls? Balls depot. We miss those a little choreographed from you. You miss us being on camera. Don't you Marie? That'd be kind of cool to see honestly afterglow. So you guys gonna play cookies jingles and New York. All that's I don't know. I hope they do, and what are you looking forward to most about New York? I know you guys are going. Exciting. Don't you love? When Ross does the, the lies, impersonation, do you think it sounds like he's joking. Sometimes the head the stop and go is hilarious. And do you know who Carol Channing is I have no idea that is Charlie murmur these children? These days. You have to have to show you video, you need to YouTube, Carol Channing. Hey, wait. What was the question? What about New York? Oh, what am I looking forward to about New York? Well, I, I'm looking forward to meeting the straight talkers meeting the straight dockers is my is the most favorite thing of being on the show for me. That's my most favorite thing to do is meeting listeners of Charlie. You're very burpee. That breakfast burrito. We just had. Afterglow focused Pristina, focus Pristina afterglow. If anybody hasn't seen them live I've seen you guys a couple of times live. That, you know, like if there's always this hesitation when you're gonna meet people that you've listened to any like, oh, they're so funny. And then you're afraid when you meet them in person, they're gonna be kind of weird or jerk. So this is not fake. They really so friendly, so nice Ross and CJ and Nick nj rod even marks hilarious than kind of nice in person. And of course, vacc-. I recommend it one hundred percent get out there. If you're in that area, go see them, Charlie Murray. Thank you so much, welcome. You're welcome really sweet sincere for. I know I know. So when you enjoyed the live show in Palm Springs that we did. It's always so much fun. It's so much fun. What would you want to see like if you were going to New York, what would you want to see as far as the live show? I think he's just the best to see you guys all there, in person interacting, because that's a whole other dimension, you, we hear we hear everything. But of course, now we're seeing you guys. And then we're seeing when Ross is corny pun, and then you guys all react to that corny pun, just as all these dimensions. Do you have the would you wanna see us play a certain game or seeing us? Like, would you like me to do a whole number of ball Steve dance number on the what, what would you like to see if you're going to see a lot, but the live show in New York, I love the audience participation? So, like, when I when we did the pumps when I was there for Palm Springs for one of the first ones you went around and ask the audience members beforehand, like, oh, balls deep questions. You guys you guys you guys like you really got us all involved, and that was literally, the first time I met you when I asked a question, and then you went up there and you dance, which was hilarious. And but you've got us all involved. That's, that's always the best. I like that. I think that's good. I think it's great to involve the listeners and involve the, the audience, I agree one hundred percent after glow. Okay. I think you guys were being so kind and about that face tune thing. Oh my God. I saw that picture. I was like, oh my God. You're not exaggerating at all. You are under exaggerating because it was hilarious. Okay. But, but like I said, on the show, what's ironic about that? Is that the administrator? My friend who runs the school in Malibu, just sent me that picture and asked does this guy live in blur. Like she his whole life was blurry. But so what did you think what you went, you actually looked him up on Instagram and looked at his whole the whole feet. So what are you? What did you think? I agree with you because he just needs to back off a little bit. He's not an ugly person at all. He's a very good looking man. On the that much face at all. Ri- love that Ross kept calling it auto tune. Yeah. That was pretty extreme. But I don't understand when people do that, because can't they see, like maybe he can't see maybe he needs new glasses? 'cause maybe he can't see what is doing afterglow. So then next you guys talked about Ross talked about that event. He went to at his best friend's house Gwyneth. And then it was a great call back. I've been listening to this show since I think, Carlos, who I was there when you guys met us was contacted me and told me about this show after two episodes were out four years ago. So let me back up because I wanted to explain this at the beginning of the show. But I forgot. So it's good. You brought it up. So you have been listening the show. You've listened to every episode right? Every single episode your started the beginning up to now, and your friend Carlos Marie is the one that got you into the podcast, right? Absolutely. It was like two episodes were out and he was like, oh, my God. Ross has a new podcast. I started listening, and I've been listening ever since so you got hooked right in okay? So. So how, you know, the show's evolved a lot. What do you how do you feel about the of the show like what it's become because now it feels like it's like a an audio reality show of our lives. You know what you mean it feels like that? So for me what do you feel? It is now. And how do you feel about it? I think I feel like it's a the ultimate variety show. Everyone has their own segments and the all guys come together as a family. It's hilarious. And I think that's a really good thing. It's a good sign that it has evolved. It's not stagnant. It's not the same show that it was four years ago. It's constantly changing, but that's I think a sign of a healthy show, afterglow. So I think he goes all balance each other. Well Ross is like the leader and then CJ has kind of like the serious moment, his useful low down here. But when he goes up here, and he does his valley voice, or he shows, we talk about the can we talk about his valley, girl voice. Okay. First of all, you that was my. Segment, but I handed the reins over to CJ. And I am really happy that he is able to take segment and shine like three those. I mean, he's it's really I, I listen back to the episode and I was obsessed when he read those jokes. It's so funny because when they when you guys did it on the podcast, you're kind of, like, yeah, whatever go do it really. Yeah. But now, we're like laughing. In other words, you're saying facts that you weren't funny at doing that. No, no, no. You definitely had a reaction when Ross was saying, let's hand this over to see Jeff. Well, why, why I like that? See what I like about it is that it's so like you said, CJ's like very low and the fact that he would like turn this valley girl voice on is hilarious because it's so it's something a whole other side of CJ, which is, is just makes it even funnier which we all like to see afterglow. What did you? So what did you think about the, the new segment that Nikki? And, and we all wanted to do, but. Ross didn't wanna do good bad reviews. What do you think about that? Okay. I thought that was hilarious. I loved CJ's point when he was saying he was going to respond none. No, this troll and the basement by lap. Wait. Hold on. I love that. You brought that up because when I heard that I, I laughed he made me laugh sword. What he's at gig these fucking gamer. What that's how he ended that it was hilarious. I almost think the segments kinda like 'cause you guys are here doing something for free out of love for all of us, and you get criticized. So I think it's so funny to turn it around back. You criticize this, we're going to criticize you, but we I think it's a great because we do it light-heartedly. We don't do it in, in, in anger, or anything, afterglow. And then you, then he goes moved onto you trying a double pin session. Oh my God. Okay. So when Roz asked me to do the autumn attic, reading, automatic pin writer, reading double. Penetration reading. I knew inside that I, I wanted to do it, but I felt like I don't think it's gonna work 'cause I knew I'd be interrupted. And, and Ross would start making jokes which happened. So I love that. I think that's great. So, but I did feel like I couldn't I wish I could have given more solid answers like I really wanted to, but, you know, so. Okay, I two questions, two questions. One is because Nikki s a question. You said I don't predict. So my question is what kind of answers do? You give Charlie Marie. Okay. So I, I don't predict I don't consider myself psychic. I feel like what I can do is just pure intuition. My intuition, and I feel anyone can do it. I really do. And like this is how it works. Let's say someone will say am. I going to have a lot of money. The pen would probably say something like do you want a lot of money? Do you do you know it comes with money? Like, are you ready for money? Have you declared it, you know, like this? It's your choice, like, and maybe you have a block with money or, like it'll get to the issue of it, it won't it won't say, like, yes, you're going to be running into a lot of money in a couple of years. It doesn't do that. It's not like a crystal ball. It sounds like almost like a spiritual therapist session. That's totally what it is. It's a spiritual therapist session. It's real, and it's very healing. It's healing for me. Because the answers come through me, and then it's very healing for the person who's getting the reading, but it's all for my intuition. It's all spiritual and you know, it is, it's exactly that a spiritual therapy. Session. And then my second question is. And I think I'm not the only one who wants to know this. Did you end up having a session with CJ because I know you kept seeing the pool was their for CJ. C J. And you said you were going to do that later. Let me tell you, I when I was there in Pristina, darling doing that. It did keep going. It's like a pendulum. It's not like a we board. But it's like that it's like the energy just pulls where it's supposed to go. So it felt like the stones in the store. It's the same kind of thing, it's racial like where am I what am I going to pick which one is going to so really wanted to connect with CJ? So he said he wanted to do it. We have not actually thought about say, I need to call him set that up because it'll be really good. He I think he'd be really responsive to it, but his fascination that it kept going to him. It wasn't that interesting. Yeah. Afterglow is kind of a theme. I think of the past shows like spirituality and. Deeper. Meaning because then NICKY did her segment and those all about premonitions and how she, you know, dreams coming true kind of like this kind of thing that I'm seeing through this wonderful. But do you like though you like when the show it takes on serious subject, or like things like spirituality, or abortion, or I think it's nice that the show can turn like, if you'd be laughing hysterically and being like children, and then turn around, and CJ could be talk brings up the abortion. Right. Thanks on truthfully, as someone who doesn't really follow that closely with a government. I really like Ross's breakdown of, like, what it means what the supreme court and what it means with the state's springing up those laws and I every time he brings that up. I think politicalk that needs to be the next show afterglow. I think that Ross is so diplomatic and so fair, how he explains and talks about politics on the even with the abortion all that. That was brought up. He was particular. And so as Nikki didn't you think that, that was beautifully articulated, how they explained it? And Ross does it in a way, that is not doesn't you don't feel threatened. You don't feel like he's he's very fair. Like it's not like he's you know what side he's on. But he doesn't impose his his side. So that means it's like he doesn't he acknowledges the other side, he's very diplomatic about very diplomatic. I know I really hope he does that especially coming up to the twenty twenty election. I think it'd be great afterglow. So Charlie Moore has told me in the past that he loves my raunch on the show have bounces everybody out. You gotta have that raunch in there. But I don't look at it as like ranch. I really am coming from a sincere place when I talk, very celebrate story about sex and stuff, because I think sex is a part of life, and it shouldn't ever be taboo or not talked about. I love it. I love, I love all kinds of sex, and I love how you challenge everybody's views on sex there, the in that room. It's hilarious. Oh, I'm too much. Okay. Anything else? Okay. So I wanna ask you, this is this is a segment that will be doing an afterglow every week. The great cookie Olifants. They wrote the theme song, which is so good. So let's hear it. Here goes, ladies and gentlemen, cookie off on day. Three. Three. Key? Wonder didn't enjoy them. Cookie. Such a good job. Okay. So let me explain this segment a little bit every week on after clo-. I'll be asking the guest, what their top favorite moment is the show, what their bottom least favorite moment is in the show. Right. So Charlie Marie. I don't know if you're a top or bottom, but what was your top favorite moment? Okay. It's a small moment that, I think it just this is why I love Ross is because he does, you know, he's his cheesy puns, which are hilarious. But then he'll, it'll be a callback to that. So he was talking about Patty, Patty, Patty with an I nine right? And then, and my the one that made me laugh out loud, is when he brought it up again, when he said, Fags Z fancy with the why not an I because I e it was hilarious. But Ross, I know but he's genius at that. That's what's. So it made me laugh so hard that he tied it all together like that. I know. So what is that was great? What was your bottom least favorite moments? My least favorite moment was that? That we didn't get more of your pen writing. I would that would have been really cool to actually hear that as an audience your a real session. I wanted to do that. But you kept hearing me say we don't have enough time. And I also an Ross was joking through it. So which I love I love, but it didn't allow me to connect like I'd want to. And I don't I don't want to ever rush, something like that. Something like that. A reading can't be rushed. So, yeah, I wish I could have given quicker answers, but it's not that it doesn't work like that. Why definitely think if it's appropriate, if you do a session with CJ you need to give us all an update on how that went. Okay. That's a good idea. Great. Okay. Well, that those were your Charlie Marie top and bottom. Hurley Marie, we did it the first episode of afterglow is in the canon, Hugh glowed. Thank you so much for being here. Charlie marie? You were so enjoyable. Thank you so much for having me bags z goes so much, fun, generally Marie. I wanna thank you for listening and also not you, Charlie. They want to think the listeners relisting to after go, you can look forward to a new afterglow after every episode of straight talk with Ross. If you have something that you heard on straight talk with Ross that you want me to dive into deeper de him me, you know. Like, like, I wanna know got explained I want, I want Fags eat a dive dive into that a little deeper so just slide into my on social media, I am at bag, Z Malone across the board on social media. And also, if you wanna be a guest on afterglow. I would love it again, slide into my DM's say you want to be a guest on afterglow and we'll make it happen. We are going to make it happen. So again, thank you for listening. Keep glowing till next time back to talk to me about the show by. Oh, yes. The SIM glowing. No. I always glow afterglow eat it.

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After Glow #12 - August 21st, 2019

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

19:07 min | 1 year ago

After Glow #12 - August 21st, 2019

"Hey there. It's me ross mathews from straight talk me roth us on the program. We discussed just about it but we can't always get to all of it so we wanted to create a place where we could talk about the rest of it. You know a place where you discuss it with us <music> and say you're positively glowing okay. Let's go. It's time for afterglow away. I wanna know giant say all say everything tastes recap popping after breakdown straight talk to be into take monster talk to me about the show it let's. I'm here with braxton lucielle. That's that's very dynamic braxton lucia lucy gay. Do people say people tell you that that's the first time i've heard that that's great braxton braxton lisa. It's perfect okay. Braxton is a longtime listener. How long have you been listening to the podcast. I think since the second episode road traffic so you've been listening this whole time i know you've called into the podcast before because i remember like when i i joined the cast i remember you calling into after bus and saying you're getting engaged but you're no longer engaged. When south right cracked went south. I am ready to commingle he really is. I love how you put that out there. That's how you got to do it. You know i used to be like that like i used to put out there like yeah. I'm seeing on ready to be on nom. I'm just tired. I'm just tired. I don't even have the energy to put it out but i am single anyway. We're going to recap the show here but i wanted to say. Braxton accents sent me a an instagram message. That said like i'm laughing so hard at this current episode so i love that you're here for this because you really really thought this episode was funny right. It was honestly hilarious. I was driving back home and i was peeing myself. I almost had the light pullover because it was just so funny. Okay okay so we're gonna get to all of this and so let's start at the very beginning afterglow braxton louis c._k. And this is like a lawyer i know was there but what happens. Let's start at the beginning. <hes> so beth was on this episode which was a lot of fun rossa's longtime like best friend she lives in england and she's the hunger mama on instagram now she did talk about the <hes> mac and cheese recipe that was linked in her bio so i went to it obviously because because mac and cheese is everything and i was really upset. I just love accent so get link. I see the recipe. There's fricken broccoli jazz that the why would you put broadening mac and cheese. That's disgusting <music> you. I was really really disappointed because you really don't like broccoli at all now but there was an alternative for cauliflower and i'm totally down with that. I'll try that <hes> but i think she should change the name because it's like mac and cheese bake or something. It should be like crack mac and cheese because that shit looked good. I know i know i've seen picture of it does look good but i don't like that. There's broccoli in it. I'm not a big won't like cauliflower any either gonna mac and cheese. I don't want any vegetables true if i'm gonna have mac and cheese. I want the blue box craft. Oh it's so good okay so so give me more. What else happened after so ross also so talked about his book signing or book launch party pre party. I won't wait wait what was hard to title what it was because it was kind of like a book like cover launch celebration preorder party right. It had a lot of titles and i have to say braxton. You were there i was. Do you have a good time i did. It was really great. I went with some fellow straight talkers that didn't have anyone to go with so we like plan this little meet up at the parkway and it was a lot of fun so now we are actually signed up for for a believe. It's august thirty first to do ross's bubbly brunch at rockwell stage in l._a. That is so wonderful you guys. All bonded didn't have little group of the bubbly breads love it. I really do okay real quick. I wanted to back up on something already. Forgot okay what's next afterglow near gate twenty nineteen braxton. Don't get me started on mir geht two thousand nineteen. I've reached my peak doc. I don't think you i think there's more to come with me or gates. I actually have a visual site of mir right now and it's hung long a little too low. If you know what roz you hear that he braxton thinks you hung at too low but i want to say when he came in he had a moment. We stopped and he goes. Is that the mirror her. That was the mir the infamous mirror that i still kind of want to take off the wall and roll down the streets watch a crash. We could do that breath law. No it's on the wall so i'm just gonna let ross win but it's probably the best you like them here. It's keough it. Matches your coffee table table legs so you got the gold going. That's what i think. Ross was trying to who's trying to tie it on an all in like that. Is that like matching or is that like funk hsi-wei no this is the mirror merits afterglow braxton. I'm marie. Did you love beth singing like she sang throughout the whole one of the funniest things i thought it was just so funny with niki he was so irritated. Did you hear when nikki said that he was like would you go on the road. Chipper ross asker and she goes not if you're gonna sing like that. It was still the whole time. I heard beth delay during her opera. I can't even try. I did try this morning. Do affirming now braxton. Please come on do it. What should i say. What should i say. I know like that's amazing. I'm a singer on the pro. I'm not thinking so much braxton plea. She reminded me of mrs. Mrs potts from beauty and the beast and she was like or like when the wardrobe would open and you'd be oh god i mean now okay wait. I love the thought. She was very mrs by kept saying mary poppins but you have. That's better. She's more of a mrs potts. You're right but it was a crazy mrs pods it wasn't like normal. It was crazy. Crazy distort the mike yeah and i love that she cannot deal with recording smarter than martha. She hates it because she feels she's. She's flat but it's so good like i don't know i think it's one of the top five like theme songs for a show or a game in the podcast and even though it's the greatest quality like the ones that you thank you braxton lucy gay gay a loose the allegedly well. What's your favorite theme song be honest. Give me your top. What's your number one number. One is on nikki believable nikki believable unbelievable. This is number two is home. Anyone that you really do are really great because i think you put the time into into a new bronx on harm. That's the right thing to say sissy and the bird at that. Do you like freebies. Magazines doc free eggs. He's good. I do like it. I sink to all of them so i must like them. All afterglow okay all right now. Where we blankety blank blankety blank blink anybody. Do you love that song now. Braxton did talk to me. Tell me everything <music>. At this point. I would rather wish beth e to record a cause. I think it would be more comical the n._f._l. But didn't she seemed part of it like i think yeah that's why i liked ah part. Maybe she should prerecord okay. But do you like the game like you like the thing no because it's not my favorite because i really don't know what's under the blanket and it pisses me off and i'm like usually driving driving at this point and it's not a good game to be listening to and you don't know what's under the freakin blanket so drives me up a wall but is it hard for you guys to guess what's under the blanket and and is there really a blanket well. I'm going to pull the curtain back that far. I know they're going to tell you if if there is there is an i believe there is as far as it being hard to guess what's under the blanket yes in the sense that we have to think fast like sometimes i come up with blanks but then when it comes to me but what do you thinks under the blanket while lots of things can be under the blanket name one braxton lucy gay. I did like a raw said under the blanket. It was your bare walls darling because i am here and the blind there okay. I know but it's kind on a refreshing. Don't you think it feels clean and you could breathe. There's not a lot of clutter. I do agree. I do agree you see my point right i do i do you have beautiful furniture so so i think it kind of takes away from the walls anyways and you're is just are like visually on like like kharpada. Thank you lucy gay. I really appreciate that ross over here and all of this okay so what next what next axed after gloves and then we talked about the live podcast taping for ready for it crystals and bullshits birthdays and bourbon. Let's get crystals and bullshit shit and birthdays and burbank crystals and bullshit and birthdays and burbank crystals and burbank and bullsh- no birla says it's hard to really kind of a tongue twister okay so we talked about that. Are you gonna come to the live taping at the crystal line so we actually the same aim group that i was talking about. Previously we're all going on friday the thirteen how the i've i've always got friday the thirteenth as good luck days so i'm glad educating the group together to come to the shy so if there's anybody out there that would like to join us slide into my d._m.'s afterglow braxton lucy gay. It's time to talk about the boat talks behold. What do you think the whole oh yeah. Do i say but whole will you did say but my god that's terrible. I mean we do it braxton losing bal okay. What did you think about all that. Did you enjoy hearing about beth these beholder fisher. I thought it was very interesting. I did not know bo talks could go their enquiring for friend obviously but it's what's i kind of want to see what it looks like. Would you get bo talks in your battle just to do it <hes> yeah but i think i would start with my forehead 'cause he's lines are okay brags louisa. You're like so young. You have no wrinkles anything to worry about. I don't even know what you're talking about. So did you enjoy that whole thing with beth and like that how we were trying to guess so we had to gas like what was what was up with are there but i think i guessed it right. I'm the one that got. It was an anal fissure. You did get close got very close <hes> i did. It was like a press conference. You guys were doing and everybody else was not very close. Hello but you came the closest. Go figure. Thank you so much but yeah. It was very interesting. I don't know what else to say about it but i just need to see the before and after picture i know oh that would have been great if we had before and after pictures of bath spa baths butthole yeah like with her legs just like wind up in the air like a bowl of her mac and cheese with mild broccoli good at marketing when it'd be cute if she had like a video where she had to show her but all she had the macaroni and cheese oh she was a singing in the video radio what should have been under the blanket and blankety blank. What's her butthole afterglow. Do you like the segment for facts because you know oh. I've been getting a lot of a mixed reviews about it. Yes i actually do like it and i'm not gonna sit here and lie to you and say like sometimes the who gets a little much but but it's also in that moment where i need to know. I need to know what happens. I may not want to but i need to know but i think you need to continue doing freaky fags because i think it really opens a lot of opportunities for the listeners to maybe try some new experience and if they are doing something that they feel uncomfortable they are into you and they're feeling uncomfortable and they'll they'll hear them go. Someone else does that makes them. Feel like you know not so maybe abnormal or whatever but i feel like they'll feel included. It doesn't make sense i. I'm not the only one in the world that does that or that's happened to but the poop staff let me tell you. I think that really pushed people over the edge but we wasn't our intention attention to talk about poop. It just happened like the story was i was just reading a listeners email and have it was having having to do with poop and we didn't set out to do a show about about poop. It just happened so but i did say i think i said in his last show like i got some woods us and they have nothing to do about the woods us. Were good. Did you like would you. I liked the mega one because they were like not for ten grand and i was like okay. Let's say that we wouldn't turn ten grand down. I know we're not getting in political. I'm not a supporter but for ten grand. I'd be wearing that hat braxton. It's time for the top three. Do you take note okay braxton. What was your top most. Those two favorite thing that happened in this episode my most favorite top toppy top would be the nikki believable achievable nikki read a story from a listener and i connected. We're gonna get serious for a second so connected with this person because they talked about <hes> their grandma had passed away and seeing the cardinal and i actually have those same things like i have. I see this cardinal every once in a while and it's the time in in my life where i need to see the cardinal and it's really cool so i just moved out here from the chicago area and i was kind of nervous. I mean moving to l._a. There's a big move braxton ya yeah and so i was literally getting in my car to pull out of illinois and this cardinal came around and flew around my like the senate he like twice. I use and i was like oh my gosh. That's like a sign niki belief a ball and so i just really connected with that story and i think it's really great and if you are not uh-huh believer in that that's okay but when you need to be it will be therefore yeah so i i love that. I love that. You're like this that you recognize signs. The just this morning i had a dragonfly pictures like flying around outside so the dragonflies coming to me so i love that you get the cardinals. I love that you identified with nikki believer. Let's a wonderful top. Okay so give me your least favorite. <hes> thing that happened in the show my bottom i would have to say it's i guess blankety blank just because i want a new song soon ooh braxton marie. I can't believe it. I love blankety lane. Let me think about the song is really annoying. It's not even that the songs oh yeah. It is annoying. Actually <hes> i just needs a better song and maybe i would get there okay. But what if we re. We all re re recorded. Eh eh what if it was me or bethany going blankety blank. You said beth could sing it right. She can sing. It and i think it would be really good but here's where we need to call in reinforcements mance. I think if no fats i think if beth e and cookie off tape recorded something. I think that one could be really good okay. I see where you're going up but i am taking a little offense. I mean you have a lot of songs so don't agree. I don't care. I think that's wonderful cookie cookie gate cookie okay anything else. I think that really some all right well. Thanks for letting me top you and let me bottom you photo <music> braxton lucy gay. I gotta say you are absolutely absolutely glowing thank you i'm going to interrupt you though for a second lucy gay. Let's just make this clear. I'm not lucy but i could be four the right one hilarious. You're wonderful. Thank you so much for coming over to miriam darling and you do love mariam darling don't you it's beautiful really phenomenal onnell work. Thank you so much and thank you for listening for listening for all these years and you're just wonderful thanks. I appreciate that i do have a question. Ask me anything you think. I'm an open book in this episode. Are we going to hear the afterglow like every twenty seconds because that's my favorite part of it is okay yeah you will but we do one one for me right now one two three afterglow braxton again. Thank you so much for being here. You're just wonderful. Follow me on social media vaccine loan. If you have an opinion or if you have something you wanna say about an episode or any kind of ideas for future show just send me a message ed and braxton. Where can they follow you on instagram at braxton l. u. Z. i. e. r. and you you're going to think about changing tip braxton lucy gag one hundred percent. I love it okay till next. I'm braxton eliza going because don't belt. I always glad i'm glowing right now. Right braxton took on thank you so much. Yes i believe you're glowing between your glow and michael. We are very allowing that good bingo congratulations afterglow by take.

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After Glow #11 - August 12th, 2019

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

30:54 min | 1 year ago

After Glow #11 - August 12th, 2019

"Hey there. It's me ross mathews from straight talk me roth us on the program. We discussed just about it but we can't always get to all of it so we wanted to create a place where we could talk about the rest of it. You know a place where you could discuss it with us <music> and say you're positively glowing okay. Let's go. It's time for afterglow away. I wanna know who giant say all say everything. Get this recap popping after break it down straight talk to be into take time to talk to me about the show it let's okay so yesterday i was at the crystal shrine here in lovely burbank california and a a wonderful straight talker came in to see me and get a reading and his name is cory. We had a beautiful reading get together and we talked and connected and he is a long time listener of straight talk with ross and he is here today in the miriam darling studios for afterglow cory. Welcome thank you thank you. I'm so happy to be here. Oh my goodness dream. Come true so first as well. Thank you for coming in to the crystal shrine. What did you think of arena together. Oh my gosh honestly for all the street tacos out there who are skeptical skeptical. It was the real thing. I will say that the very all we did was introduce ourselves. You asked me where i was from and that was all the information you had and then everything that came after there is no way you could have known that it was so specific and so right on and was exactly what i needed because i did go in there thinking well first of all say the last episode you were talking about <hes>. How would you like to do like all right. Tell me what your favorite thing is out of the way so that we can get to the reading and i was actually it was funny because i was like oh. He's he's probably gonna do that with me. Because of course i'm gonna tell them straight talker so we did go through that which was great but like i was there for a reading. I was there for a purpose like i had questions. There were things i wanted to know. I met at like a big turning point in my life and like i said i didn't tell you anything and you just knew exactly where to go and tell me exactly what i needed to thank hugh. I love that and you were really it was really fascinating because the first thing that came up where musical notes and i said who's the musician and you said me anyway it was a great <hes> <hes> reading and i had a great time with you and i love when the straight talkers come into the crystal shrine. I love it so much okay so we're going to recap this latest episode. Are you ready corey. I m i am ready. Let's do it afterglow okay. So where do we start. Let's start from the beginning okay. Let's start with ross's fetish that he that everybody. Nobody just seemed to gloss over. He said i think my fetish is sending people food and then having them describe it to me over the phone okay. I'm so glad you brought that up because we did like gloss over that. We didn't didn't stop on that and i did catch. It and i think you're right. I think he kind of like gets off on food enter. He introduces me to a lot of food and then sends me food. How would you feel if you had a friend. That delivered food got food delivered for you well. I'm a pig so i love food but i would feel a little gross gross describing it to somebody underline who may or may not be touching themselves inappropriate you know what are you gonna do afterglow glow okay corey. I keep wanting to cory booker. Rosh was joking on the phone because he's like you booked cory cory booker you cory booker. You know what i mean. Yes you're a cory booker. I'm a cory booker. That's it wasn't the mirror the mayor too much. I mean i just i love the way he just slipped it in without any warning to slip that into the car. You're talking about something completely different now i. I want to tell you worry. He's serious about it. I don't know if he's i don't know. I can't tell if he's one hundred percent serious. R._v.'s like fifty percents series but he seems very serious about me being irritated that i haven't hunger enough turn around corrie their say and we're going to get a great picture. We do with <hes> with posted. <hes> isn't it great but yeah and then did you hear me he say i._t. I returned it. Yes yes. That was the perfect rebuttal. The look on his face was like i could see little brain going like his brain going like and go. Oh did you like the reaction was so funny and then he said well. I would prefer if you returned it did but the thing is i i to be honest. I really was thinking about returning it but now it's become like a part of the show. It's a character so i'm gonna leave it right there on the floor for a while and i'm going to have everyone who comes over for afterglow. Take a picture with that love. I love that and it is a really nice mirror. I do like it and i do you want it. It just don't character now. It has its own life energy. I don't know if i wanna bring that energy and my house. You know what i'm saying but i do get what ross is coming from episodes ago. He was talking about like you know. Oh oh you you have to make it a home. You have to put your mark on it. You have to actually move in. You can't live out of boxes for forever. You have to hang the so i completely agree with an understand what he's saying but it's like taken to a whole new level this mirror gate twenty nineteen. Oh my god i know there is a hash tag that says moore gate. I love mirror gate twenty one thousand nine that is what is as mere gate when we look back on twenty nineteen th this is going to be the defining moment i this is what people remember twenty nine thousand nine. They're going to remember. That's so funny afterglow gay before i forget. How long have you listened to straight talk with ross. The first episode of into was when ross interviewed rosie o'donnell and that was i don't know was it three four years ago. Something like that yeah yeah so long time okay so do you have a favorite episode or like what are you. What are your top three three favorite episodes top of your head. Oh my goodness there. Honestly i don't know it's like how do you choose your own children. You know i would say well the rosie o'donnell episode because it was the first one i listen to. I'd say probably <hes> any of the other episodes where we played like <music>. Are you smarter than mark and we tater tot and like brenda was on there like all those hold a special place in my heart and now we have this basically this new cast but may not new anymore because i'm new that who like you know some other friends that have started to join the show and that's like feels like just a new chapter which is equally equally as beloved as the old chapters you know and i don't know if i could choose one particular but i love that okay. So what do you think i'm asking you this before. What do you think about the evolution of the show. Do you like what it's turned into because it's now like a reality. I call it a audio reality. Show of our lives is just basically about our lives. Yeah i do like it because it feels like you know so funny like <hes>. I don't remember how long ago was at one point in one episode. <hes> you were talking about <hes> saved by the bell and the bell and and says oh i know i saved by the bell works is because i felt like they they were my friends. They were my best friends and not if i knew them in real life no matter how popular they were they would still be a really good friend to me and they would treat me. Well and that's how i feel about you. Guys is that you know it. Doesn't it really matter how the show evolves. It doesn't matter what segments you do is you. Don't do it cetera. It's just more about the relationship that you have with the listeners and like how i feel you like. I'm a part of that family and you're a part of my family and so whatever we do together for that hour hour and a half each week. Does it really matter. It's just that i'm spending time with you. Guys corey you. You're so wonderful. Thank you for that. I love that. I have to say i keep saying i'm the new prison but i've been there for almost three years so i'm not that new but yeah well thank you. That was very well said thank you corey afterglow corey to help me. I can't remember anything what happened next. They could blink blink and he blamed eh lake okay. I think we should re record that song. All of <unk> says a cast like we should go to a recording studio and recorded i if we could <hes> isn't that a great song. It's a great song actually brings up. The fact that you've been hearding studio brings up an idea idea i had i think you guys should do a musical episode like a reading of like an original straight. Talk musical wicked collaborate. I write music. We could write it together. I think it would be so much fun funding because you're so musical and nickel musical and ross's so musical and c. j. a. c. j. and you have to admit i is funny. When ross says c. j. c. j. only we're seeing. Let's here's c. J. c. j. take it. Yes yes no in the so funny. I love that idea. The straight talk with ross musical because i have to say corey as a musician. He's you compose music right so that would be fantastic. Win it the whole thing like a musical yeah dealer favorite jingle the theme song unbelievable. It's one of my favorites. I think <hes> oh oh the <hes> freaky facts one is to go down forever her and i'm sorry but not the original mother's milk the remix with big dipper that was brilliant. Wasn't it and i feel like we should add that entire. How bumper more more in the you know in the commercials play because that's a great that was really. I haven't heard that for a long time to which also reminds me speaking of one of my favorite episodes actually i'll say hey this. Is that the episode where you brought in all the sound effects and then you went through them together and talk. I was laughing so hard. I think that was was when i was relatively new to the show and i remember i was laughing really hard because i didn't expect those reactions i mean i just brought those in but the thing is he had i gave him all the sound the facts and then he got a new computer or something and lost a lot of them so i think he'd be still using them but like their loss i need to we need to do another show like that. Because a lot of people love that episode of the sound interfax segment idea you bring in three sound effects each week and then you do that little little segment and maybe like you do like a runoff between them and the one that wins the one that stays in wonderful town my god corey my love after glove where you are. I just can't get over how wonderful you are. Okay so what we got blankety blank. Did we talk enough about blank. Okay so first of all. I want to know and i'm sure the listeners wanna know. How does this work i mean and obviously he didn't have marks family in the motivates costumes under the blanket but does he like write something down like on a piece of paper that under blanket is there an actual bank or is it all make i believe and is he just choosing whatever he thinks the funniest answer to be under the blanket okay okay so you're asking me to kind of pull back the curtain a little bit well enquiring minds wanna know yeah i know i understand but if i pull the blanket too far back and may lose its magic key roles in a beautiful pete cart and there's a blanket on it and and we have to guess what's underneath. That's all it is corey. Okay cool well. I love how nikki nikki's reaction to the whole thing was priceless. You you played the game again and it was dignity under the blanket. That was so fast. It wasn't so good. I love blankety blank so much. What do you think under the blanket again. I think it's i think it's your boyfriend vaccine. I think he's waiting for you under the blanket using anybody down for me blink blink. Thank you thank you corey okay so what happened next well next. We have to talk about eating ross's poop. Oh god i forgot all about that it. It was horrifying for me too. I agree okay. I know there was a lot of talk in this episode wasn't our intention so much talk but i will say there was one thing like so the question was if if i had a gun to his head and you had an order to save him you had his poop. How would you do it. Would you mix it into something like what would you and how would you do it right and i was surprised. Send no one thought about breaking it into a chocolate cake. That's really good so that's what you would do. You put a chocolate cake. That's what i would do if you've ever seen the movie to help. That's what happens in the movie into the health chorea marie. You're absolutely magical. I have to say that the chocolate smoothie was i got the chocolate. Smoothie is great. I would just be worried about the texture and i feel it would be smooth. I guess but maybe you'd have some nutty bits. I don't know but i feel like the nutty bids would lend more flavor to the chocolate because kind of like a chocolate walnut cake right so and then if you've baked it it would help the texture a little bit more and then i think you would have the most success success being able to cover the flavor with something like a chocolate cake god. You're just too afterglow okay. If i'm correct corey i think after that we into would you right yes. Would you and there are questions about if you're in a public bathroom and somebody oughta huge far what would you would you would react there was also feed the kitty. There was sex and planes. There was a party all questions about all those things and it's so funny because because for so for me personally the big part of the public. I probably wouldn't even notice 'cause it's like. Where else are you going to go. I mean if you're going to you're going to at least you're starting in the bathroom right talking about an explosive. Let me back up really quick before we talk about that. What did you think about my theme song. No one has mentioned it on social media at all. Look you forgot about it for a second you would you would you would as you like it because i feel like it. It just disappeared like no one said anything about it. No i did like it. I mean you would you would you you tell me what you wouldn't do or i don't even remember a little kooky obamacare on this video little kooky olifants onto cookie. Please okay so. Let's talk about what we're retired. We would you know bathroom. I want to talk about the bathroom thinking okay it. It is a knee jerk reaction for me when i go into public bathroom and i hear a fire an explosive boost. You know what i mean like. I have to react. There's no way i'm gonna be calling in my reactions. Usually oh my god sometimes i say ooh. Someone's shit their pants. I love that that's that's perfect say he okay so what was the other would use. There was feed the kitty which you put money in your mouth and have a vagina comment you to grab. Ah no why not because. I just don't wanna china that close to my face. That's what i said and i didn't mean to offend the china's of the world because like i said i love vaginas. I love women. If a woman said to me or anybody said to me. I don't wanna dick that close to my face. I would totally get that too so this is not a gender discrimination in any way so so if a guy was doing it naked and picked it up with his but would you do it depends on the guy. De kid answer very diplomatic. Okay depends on the guy think yeah. I don't know if i'd wanna behold. I'd like a penis coming at me but i don't know he can grab a bill with a penis yeah. That had to be a pretty acrobatics. Oh my god so you love the new segment would you i do. I love the new segments. I love that you're asking about. Bait parties sued that's a good. Would you go to party. I'd have you been to obey party. Did you know about bay party. I knew about parties. I have not been to obey party. I am curious but i feel like it's one of those things. This is kind of feel about bath houses offices to it's one of those things where it's like in your head. It sounds like sounds really hot but the reality of it probably doesn't live up to the expectations so just based on that alone. I probably wouldn't do so. Did you ever live in new york. Yes okay. There is a place called new york jacks and it was a it was a party place. You did you ever hear that. It sounds a little familiar but now i've been debate parties. I used their new york and there's so enjoyable and yes you're right in a sense about the bath houses like they're not like they sound better in your head but you know the thing is is there are all kinds of c._d. A little bit but that kind of adds to the excitement of it. I'm not into that anymore like that. Was my youth want to experience everything like that so i did but i felt bay. Parties hardy's were great because they felt like safe. You know what i mean. There's no you're just and you're not allowed to. You're allowed to like play with other people but you're not allowed to have do anymore so i feel like that safe. Sack said it's just men are very visual so i feel like oh. There's a hot guy with they're playing with as you know. That's kind of hot. I i kind of like that sentence but you wouldn't go. I totally get everything you're saying and i completely leaguer with it super-safe super hot but i don't know i don't know if it's really in my. I'm more of a voyeur so i might go and watch but i don't know if i would participate okay. I get that i kinda like that's kinda refreshing afterglow. What do you think about a straight talk with ross cruise. I think that's a great idea and i think it's the next evolution of this whole empire right. We've got we've got the brunches. We're going to do the tours right. We've got the live shows. I'll do the tours of. I'm going to get paid. I'm not doing a whole year of no pay for a date shea well no and you also don't sing without. You're on track iraq. Which is my favorite part. That makes sense to you. Oh it totally made sense. I mean you're a diva. You have your standard so you need to do what you need to do. Okay but nikki but nikki was wrong in the percents <hes> she sings out of the blue like she'll start making theme songs up on the spot. I don't do that. I only sing to my songs. I got harmonize with them. This no i i understand what you're saying but it was just funny me the way that it was phrased to come out. What do you think about sh- on the crew. Go back to the cruise. I almost feel like it could be a three day crews out here in the local like locally like we could just go to like instant oughta catalina and then back they do have those three day cruises here so we actually could do that. What what would you i mean we talked about chardonnay having on which which i think it should be like a hologram of girl like the back of your eerie and she should be playing the whole time that the ship it should always be there you mean just playing like ghost yeah absolutely and you should have like other cabarets each each straight talk straight talk person. I like you and nikki and ross and c._j. And whomever should have their own separate cabaret acts their own separate like performances and then we should get together and have one big grand finale performance. Maybe it's the reading of the straight talk musical. I don't know i loved that. A big grand finale should have something where in my cabin where like fancy these sex den who like that. I should have obeyed party fags e. Can you imagine how raunchy that would be a my god. You guys bags. He's holding abate party at two o'clock. I'm there with those on and nothing else well. The straight talk with ross crews would be so good and now can. I just say isla we we were laughing so hard about ross's again daddy edry the that is the funniest thing i've that's one of the best segments i've on the show i love. It's the best. I feel like we laugh. We're laughing really hard. It's so good and he fully commits. Ross fully commits to that character and when you're in the studio the pristina christina darling studio when i'm watching him do that. He is in one hundred percent in that character. Yes yeah yeah. It's great. It's really good okay. What next afterglow afterglow let's talk about your principal with the big dig. I kind of feel like that was glossed over to the show. It was but i want to hear more. I want to hear details. I want the addict. He was the principal and it was. I think a year after i graduated i had joined the local gym and i went into the locker room which is always always very stimulating for a gay man right. I know for me it was and i was i had gotten out of the jacuzzi and he got in the jacuzzi while i was in it. I'm giving the like. I'm running anyway. I'm remembering a lot of it and i remember when he was totally naked. He got his dick was a monster. Dick like that thing was gorgeous like it was so beautiful so then i like got boehner and i'm like oh shit. How do i get out you know but i finally just got. I just got out and i had turned my body real quick and put my towels. I had to hide it and and then i went over to my locker and look back and watched him. Get out and sought again on craigslist. Suck delicious and wonderful. Oh <hes> have you ever. Have you ever seen a teacher. Did you ever yes okay. I've two stories <hes> neither one of them. I completely naked but very similar to what you did one time. When i was in sixth grade or seventh grade there was a teacher that i thought was so cute and so handsome and he came and changed in when i p period he came in the same period period changed his underwear and dislike his little tidy whitey so cute i was dying and then the second one was there. Was this teacher in high school. Who at the time. I didn't realize he was gay but i learned that he was after school and like he was young and like super hot and like whatever you know totally had a question. I'm didn't realize at the time he was gave within. After i graduated found out that he was soft on my gosh magsi happened like twice. I was at a bar this is after i turned twenty one and he was there. That's like a fantasy. That's could dream come true and i went up to him and talk to him and i said hey how's it going. I just i said hey how's it gonna turns and he looks at me. It looks me up and down is really big and he goes. Hey how are you you. Did you get to the point. I can't wait. Oh my god i turned to him and so he he's super flooding with me like super into me and i go to my you have no idea who i am do you and he's like should i like very flirty and i said well. I was your student in law and he was like oh. Hey how's it going all right good to meet you see later. Oh my god so he turned earned it off okay so you're a student shoot. I was hoping this what ended hot sack. You know what i had already seen behind. The curtain. I saw his reaction. I saw the way he was looking at me up and down. I know what he was really really thinking and that's all that mattered i can i can go party off of that. I get my own party off of that for years and years and years and then later on four years later i see him at the gym next to each other and like his i mean we didn't talk or anything i just noticed who he was and his muscles were pumping a little sweaty eddy tang corey. I can't take oh my god. I can't take it was everything afterglow. Corey my freaky facts. That freaky fags e. It is the thing these are people that are writing. They're giving me. This is not me making up these stories. Somebody ask me. Are these like true. Yes true people are sending me these stories that i'm sorry. They have a lot to do about poop but that's just what i'm getting. I'm reading what i'm getting is not fags deciding that it should be about poop so for the people out there that are disturbed by too much poop talk. I apologize but it's not my fault. People are sending me stories. What'd you think about that that first or story told about the poop on the dick. Was it the poop on the deck. Look it's such a blur right now. Oh yeah the guy pooped on his dick and then masturbated ah yes and then but what i thought was so sweet was that there was a little reminder poops much later little dried poops much to remind him later such wonderful time he had with this person. I have nothing like a little poop smudge to remind you of the good times. I love this because it's so me because if i saw poops that i had left on the wall like that would be like oh that was fun yeah. You know that's happened to me before. Don't tell me what okay what hold up girl okay. What happened to give me. I want the details. People think that all you read his poop stories and it's all about poop and you know maybe that's not even realistic but i'm here to tell you. It is absolutely absolutely realistic. It's human. It happens so i was thank you so much. I was dating a guy and he had never bottomed before and so we decided that we wanted to try it it and the first time we did it was great time we did. It was great the third time we did it. We were fucking and then he started to feel something was off like i just felt like something was off and so i was like <hes> i don't i don't. I don't know something's off and then i pulled myself out and i was covered in poo. Oh oh my god corrigo on. We should be telling us to know this a thing. This is what we do because you know you should be telling it like like this shouldn't be taboo and be shamed. It's stuff that happens so then. He was really embarrassed but i just said it doesn't matter it's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm psycho. I can tell you it'd be good at that making someone feel okay about like. I just made him feel better. I'm just gonna go ahead in the moment. It wasn't a big deal. I just went and showered off and it wasn't until afterwards thinking about it. I thought like oh yeah. That was kinda. Gross after things for sharia just love it now. What did you think about farting at the same time. The woman who was having sex she farted at the same time as climax and then they both laughed and giggled had a wonderful time. I thought that was just just lovely. I thought that was hilarious. Though there was one of the funniest things i've ever heard because i could picture it happening thing and it's just so happened on a sitcom if the sitcom was or something but what i got i just love their relationship because they love they get golden loved it like like they didn't judge didn't judge each other but the but you're right i did. I do imagine the sound of that what it would sound like like shoe. I try to imagine the sound like ah yeah. It'd be like afterglow. Corey my love. It's now time for top and bottom the three. Do everything the number all right girl. Give it to me. What was your top up. Most favorite moment of this this episode mice hop most wanted. This episode was ross. Stealthily brought up the mirror because it's just like that thing that just keeps coming back at you and it's you think it's not going to get funnier but it does it just gets funnier in front of your funnier and his reaction to what you said was so priceless and it was such a small moment and it was you know wasn't an in terms of the entire show was something that was maybe glossed over a little bit but it was so just perfect like everything about that moment was perfect. Okay thank you okay. What i thought was funny about that too. Were the pauses because there was like he he like oh you did and then there was like this pause and then we'd start laughing. It was just so funny but you're right the reaction but imagine yourself being on my side of it like i don't know if he's serious. He says he says he will not come in here until that mirrors hung well. You know <hes> so unlike rossa make things so dramatic. Don't you think i mean aww character right. It's kind of out of character but maybe it's like a tick. You know what i mean like a thing that he got stuck with the mirror. No i'm being sarcastic. I think that is very much in his character after like i think it is. I think it is a tick. I think it's a little o._c._d. I think it's the middle need to control. I think you know i imagine that ross ossining to be taught to let go a little bit teaching that maybe so i love that okay the mir did you. What was your your least bottom most favorite thing or the lease. How do you say that your least favorite thing he's favorite thing or the yeah i guess lease. What was your bottom. What's your bata on my bottom well. He's about six foot tall blond hair blue eyed. Is that no kidding. <hes> i would say oh it's hard because i think i do love the freaky fancy but i was screaming in my car when your story i was like nope nope nope even though that had happened to be in real life this hearing about it. I was like oh god. How far is this gonna go poop on the dick. Always he's going to check off with the poop. Oh my god what's going to happen. Oh my god it's in shower and now the poop is like in the steam and there's poop on the wall and it's like oh my god. How far is it's going to go. I got that was funny about the steam like don't don't try and the shower because the steam mixed the poop smell is not a good at atmosphere imus fear of poop or something he said but you know <hes> <hes> do the somebody's sat online seventy how to suggestion about me being a buzzard off like stopped. I mean that they don't like that. I'm being censored but you notice is that i just keep pushing through and i'm also very defense. I got to continue it and again c._j. Wanted me to keep going but i feel like if i'm ever truly buzzed off in the middle melanie. I'm going to finish afterglow. I think that's a great idea yeah yeah so that'll just you have to listen to after to get the rest of the story right yup yup. I love it. A wonderful top and bottom is really nice. Topping you and bottoming for you bottom rung corey marie. You're absolutely glowing effects. He was a joy being here. I'm just so grateful that you came to the chris ryan. Yesterday you gotta reading automatic pin writer dot com and you're here today at miriam darling a guest on afterglow and i have to say you were great thank you it's a dream come true. Aren't you a doll all right well. You can follow me on social media all patterns at fag z. malone. I'm if you have an opinion or do you wanna say something about the show. You have any ideas slide into my d._m.'s and let me know where we are you on social media. Are you big on social media. No i don't really have social media. Actually kinda liked that. It's true i don't but okay so there's nowhere you could be followed no not really but <hes> you can leave a comment for me in fact he's comments. Maybe yeah that's nice. I actually really do. I have have to say it again. I wanna i actually want to date a guy. That's not into social media. Didn't we talk about that but anyway. That's a whole other thing so until next time <hes> thanks for listening and they keep jazz corey art. Do you think that i'm going yeah. I think you're asked act. I'm always playing and that's because i after well right now. I really am after though so you are. You're after let's tori marie vaccine berea rafic law so much bye-bye.

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Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank! - EP 293

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:12:58 hr | 1 year ago

Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank! - EP 293

"Ladies and Gentlemen IT'S J Rod. I'm here on the mall divide carpet all the stars all all the street talkers are riding. Let's see what they have to say about. The live taping the live podcast of straight talk with Ross Mathews Gone Cynthia. Thank to tell everybody what you bought Ross. I brought him some motivate cupcakes and what is in Moldova cupcakes carrot cupcakes. That's his favorite cake. That's the salad kind he call my God what the unique Ross cake for solid form cake or something with a new carrier was his favorite so I don't care cupcake was really nice of you so aside from the gift anything you want to on his birthday happy birthday and I just hope that this year is amazing all right there. You Go. Thank you said Oh my God gentlemen. I'm here girl. Oh my God. It's Boko. How are you wonderful doing wonderful. What are you looking forward to in this for this podcast I WanNa hear lots of bubble stories and if not that's okay I'm looking forward to seeing it live and in action and how everything's run okay now. Ross birthdays coming up any words for God happy birthday rose. I love you so much from behind girl. All I love you. I love you so much. That's the Khokar Ladies and gentlemen. If you WANNA be interviewed wants to be interviewed. He wants to be interviewed me. Oh May may Bruce Me Austin Tampa awesome. Where are you from Corona Corona. Where's corona about an hour and a half away from Burbank. Oh that's lovely. That's lovely. So what are you looking forward to most during this podcast just seeing everybody interact. I've always wanted to go to a live podcast so here we we are any any worse for Ross for his birthday. Quiche Quiche Rush Quiche quiche. Thank you very much. What is your name and where you're not from my name is so and I am not from the city of Los Angeles California. Oh what brings you here today. I'm actually came to bike crystals and I walked in and you guys like setting up with like drinks and chips. You have not who we are anything like that. I know five times now. That was Bush's thousands okay. You look really familiar Ross Mathews. He's inside his Brett Awesome so familiar Mr Matthews. I don't know who you are happy birthday. I'm assuming you're doing a lot with your life for them to set this thing up. Congratulations on all your accomplishments. You're remaining congratulations happy birthday. Oh my God it's Trishaw Tricia. You'll fabric more like Tricia Trish. Now it's Ross's birthday. It is so fucking hot. It's I don't know why I'm in all black so Ross. It's his birthday coming. What is Ross mean to you. What's what's a birthday message. You'd like to give to them. You're going to make you cry right now. We have had a little bit of rose say I love him very much and actually I think yesterday was mice six year anniversary with him. Yesterday I officially got job on Josh and Ross we met a little bit before that and then the interview process and everything else so that was my josh and Ross anniversary and then. He hired me a couple of weeks after that. Have you bet to make he cried Trish. I love him to all my God. Oh my God is fancy. It's fancy malone on the motorbike carpet. You look stunning. You look stunning. It's Ross his birthday. He's one of your best friends was. What does he mean to you. Oh my God anesthesia at the same time. Is this a threesomes a straight talker Theresa. Everybody Dreams about thank you come on. Cj I'll start with you. I'll start with you with you boiling. I'll start with you. What does Ross mean to you. that's a that's a deep question. I know but just Gimme two sentences quick and fun laughter and fun time any birthday wishes for Ross anything happy birthday Ross. You know I love you. That's eight. That's all you have to say Gerard. It's one hundred four degrees inside your rain black too. I don't know why such thing cj cj how are you. How's it going now. It's Ross's birthday. You've done a lot for Ross. You are his right hand man. How's it feel to be celebrating. What's twenty seventh birthday. He's at plan. We're ready to go. I just got word to ready to go. Cj Go have a good show also to see this minutes. They all my God. It's Ross Mathews here on the carpet. Oh my God oh my God Ross Ross. This is this is amazing. Your birthday is coming up a live. Show show you Tony Pressure. What's going on. Thank you so much for starters j Rod and continue to keep a to keep doing a good job here on the multiple you know the truth is we put it out into the universe universe that we wanted to do a silly little crystals and fucking people showed up hilarious and I'm just really it's really fun. You know we have so many motive theme. Things are people from all over who are here. We're doing all for free and like everyone is in the spirit of just like ll and Omg so we're gonNA give it to him. We got a great show planned and I love the people here I love to. Oh my God. The mortified stunning Ross looks stunning. Yes what else is new. You always look at Ross. I I try to copy your outfit but as you can see very unsuccessful jared you keep it up. There are some big names here from behold girl gross here fancy of course vaccine Malone. I can't believe that we got him. I hear that Nikki Boyer is GonNa Appearance and there's there's rumor on the street. Cj will be here so just fingers crossed everybody and everyone's in their their mobile device casual attire in which is fun to see sign. I've had a glass of Chardonnay Quan. I need another multiple along and that about does it. Everybody's inside everybody is excited for crystals and bullshit in Burbank in Burbank alive painting of straight talk with Ross Mathews. That's hidden inside show. OMG welcome everybody. This is unbelievable. We just we are in Burbank. Thank here at Crystal Shrine. It is unbelievably hilarious. I remember being on the phone with one night and I I think I had a couple of short day Kwan's. If you know what I mean and I said you know what I'd love to do is is a live show at the crystal shrine and we laugh offer a good forty five seconds and I said nobody really think I do. I WanNa do it so it was just as little silly idea and here you are so this is what we call the prayer in the show and I guess the God I mean we. We always have a prayer word of the day. I don't even know what it could be long. That's an option I duNno. I know pretty good or it could be but my personal favorite is of course ars. Let's stick with that. J. Rod just finished doing incredible interviews with so many of you have a mold by carpet here. I told Tricia to a hardware store and get that tacky green. You know talking about that. People in Florida put on their decks. You know what I mean. I said get a role all just make sure it's not expensive. That cost me twelve dollars. I just want you to know that motivate carpet. y'All walk down so we are selling merge today honey to make up for that and we are in a small little venue they used for like Yoga. That's Jason to the Crystal Shrine and as I look out it really is like the gas colt in the history of time gold a gay called. It's a gold so I just WANNA. Say Thank you oh and everyone let's say the prayer word of the day today is a motivating provides all right. Let's begin the program. He's he's the gay best friend you wish you had and no you need. This is tough luck honey. Now here is Ross Matthew. That'd be asking me will will be on the IT really phenomenal show. We have for you today but quick quick reach around. I say hi to him alone. They want to hug each and everyone of you. Don't you also give a big reach around to Nicole Nikki. Boyer say a wool jerseys the good go no and J. Rogers technically put all of this together and that is quite a feat thank you J. Reid for I am. Rosh Josh nationals. We are at the crystal shrine funny and it is time for what they call it. We call this crystals and bullshit and birthdays in Burbank Crystal Bullshit Emperor Birthdays. No I fucked acted on radio and Crystals Bullshit Birthdays Barbados Chris Senate Bullshit and as in Burbank yes burgled but those are all the words I wrote and bullshit ever and I think we got it so with the thing is is I did say if you go to the register new find a crystal. Maybe you could even find a piece of I don't know so if you go to the register in Kiss Kiss. You'll get ten percent off. This is like the weirdest. QVC see that's ever happened item number J. Four to two in Moldova where out of it in medium out of it medium. Oh keep calling her anyway so how many people here bought a crystal. It's an audio program. People raise their hands like there's cameras here. We don't have that kind of budget. Apparently don't have a budget for air conditioning either because do you know how many calls I made. I said we'll make sure we turn the air on make sure we turn the air on May true. Turn the air on because I am Mana puzzle as I approach forty good news. It's only about what one twelve fifteen in here so we all hold up okay before the program we did have a meet and mingle and mold divide over in Crystal Shrine. Yes and we had some Chardonnay Croissant complimentary. She always says well. I raised her that way to be complementary tree. Wa fucking Song. We did have complementary. Chardonnay quantities good girl. We all set some mold debates that I sent Tricia to Costco for so she did that. What happened. I'm right on top of that. What happened was is that you are all miserable drunks. We are out of Chardonnay Kwan and TRICIA now has run to the store because after after the program we have decided to extend the hours of the Crystal Shrine and hang out there a bit more one of you brought some mold divide cupcakes for me. Who is that that brought motivate Moldova cupcakes yes darling. What's your name Cynthia. Everyone thinks so. We do have a great stroke out in this We're not going to make this a long program. We're going to make it a fun program. Got It understood because we've got more Chardonnay to hang out with. Let me get some water full-time. You noticed we haven't done a podcast in about two weeks right like stuff has has gone on which I will fill you in at another time about today is just about love's and laugh deal. Okay Super duper. Don't worry life but but fancy malone has a story for us. I called Fancy one day and I said how was your day. What are you doing and he goes. Oh I just and then he told me what he did and you know what I said. I don't WanNa know until I can see it doesn't count. It hasn't happened unless we recorded. Do you understand Yup so I wanted to share all with you and I'm GonNa. Tell you right now well. Why don't they go around. Are there any any guesses what facts malone did yell at him out. Let's go to the talk homeless men in the front and he guesses a happy ending. No not another happy ending. Let's go to the sumo wrestler in the back with her hand up Madam Tire Tyrus is our questions. Yes said the man on the man show this did he return the mirror. These are also wondering return. Let's go to the farmer with pitchfork. Is it another freaky fancy poop story no no but we do a frigate actually coming. I do have a Good Friday questions right here in the space alien in the front. Take the hobby lobby challenge do that weekly because I live I live by. He does live hobby lobby adjacent right here. Let's go to the editing. Throw it out a headless one ticket circus clown in the front here yes. Are you get anal bleaching thank you. I didn't but that's a good one. I I would like to point out that does come from behold girl right here overall we do have VIP's in the VIP. WHO's in the audience on no no? No none of those are what happened to you this week but do tell me in what it was well. I went to the doctor for a checkup and they the doctor did a prostate examination on me and he gave me two options. He said I gotta Lay on the table on my side or just stand there and take it up the but I'm like I mean I was really kind of nervous about about it. I was kind of nerve wracking so I just stood there and he's like ready. Just do it just do it can I can. I pause questions so you're we're being told you're getting a prostate massage. You didn't know prior that you're getting it. I did not eat your first stock. Goto the cleanliness of your whole absolutely of course Iraq of course and how on a percentage and I wanNA percentage from zero to a hundred. What percentage were you confident speaking Spanish seventy five percents. That's good clean clean make some noise here. If you're seventy five percent or your butthole his speaking can span make some noise if you're not seventy five percents sure all right by the way I've made notes of WHO said life written a couple more. Pi Poos in the audience. If you know what I mean so you are you're speaking span and then how because when I get my whole waxed I have to get on all fours and they spread it and they do that. I am always I always no. I'm good to go bolt here. I'm dead serious. You should listen to straight talk with Ross Nick. It's a great show with talks about it. Yes Yeah Yeah Ross Mathews great to meet you measure so yeah. It's offer anyone else. I just like it. I love a clean sweeper so I'm always at one hundred now. How did he approach you. Get well first of all. Thank you for asking that because I will. I'll stalling him when he said I'm going to give you a prostate exam. I did go to that thought of climate show shower clean but I wasn't so I just kept stalling him so they should warn you yeah yeah but so I stood on the side of the table and he's I okay you ready. I said Yeah just do it. Just stick it in and so you're standing up. I'm standing your your hands are braced on the table and your legs are they spread arching your bag. They're spread and it's it's always don't you. WanNa know. Cj Don't you WANNA know go. Do how dare you security. I have a question for you though with this okay so I it's always uncomfortable to take take your pants down to. Here's like okay here. We go so he said you ready. I said Yeah he's stuck. Lube me up with this jelly. It's like Medical Jelly Jelly. Were you ready for that. Jelly really. Can you handle this Nikki. Can you handle this. Cj can you handle. I don't think you can handle this. Well okay so the Jelly Jelly and then he did he put his finger or do you put it in your but he put on finger and he kind of wipe my yeah and then he might not asking the questions you want to know. Did the doctor. Put It on your first or did he just put it on his finger and think that was sufficient. That's good put it on his finger and then wipe my butt with like an up and down up and down real fast yeah just through the Jelly on there. Okay Okay Eh then. He said just do it so he stuck his finger in my but so it was peanut. I searched butter and Jelly Tricia just walked in with more wine. Thank you darling. Thank you so much. I am in the middle of something okay so so we stuck it in and he was he was very gentle. Was it it. Was it a or was it a gentle glide. It was a gentle asked. It was a mix. He got he win they have to this is great for prostate awareness. Do you get your prostate. Check yeah joking aside really area and it's important to do so he he stuck his finger so far up that it hit my prostate and when it hits your prostate you have to p really bad. Did you know this when we heard anybody know that like I was like I gotTa. I gotta be which is my question by question for you. Cj is like the the prostate massager. I don't know how anybody would use that because it makes you feel like you have to a bad. That's the sensation that's the Zeph Yoga wokers massaging your prostate and you're making your prostate come. Oh okay so okay so he was just uncomfortable that I had to pee so strong and I just didn't understand what happened so then he checked it and then he pulled his finger out out and I pulled up my pants past wearing pants. You're wearing shorts. I was wearing a g insurance okay and it's an important I put him. I put my shorts on and I winning sat down and we were talking about it. He's like okay. We're going to give you a blood test and I said Oh okay and so I got up and I looked back on the chair and there was a wet spot on the chair and I said what's what's that and he's like. Oh don't worry about it. I don't know old chair or is that okay so then I went and got my blood checked and I had to sit down do the blood thing and got up from that and there were three little little spots on the chair and I'm like I think then spotting I said to the I think I'm spotting. I don't ever want to go to the doctor's the office so I touched it and it was the jelly he put on my he always spotting ran in the bathroom way. It's soaked it was enough jelly that he just left it on and it's soaked through your Jean Shorts so through you people this is why I ask what he's wearing because now you know how much jelly was there to soak through and Jean shorts you want to get through a short you needle Oughta Jelly Jelly I was I was. I don't get embarrassed a lot but the spot on my shorts towards that I had to walk through Beverly Hills like that so I I come out and I looked at the reception. There were tons of people will look good amount of people in the lobby. Maybe and I said Oh my God I spotted a spot on my short so loud everybody in the lobby just stopped and looked at me paid and I just walked through and I just covered the spot with me. How did you ever have that like in middle school when the girls were always walking around with their shirts tied around their waist and I was like girl I get eh. I know what's going on here with you. Oh yeah really well. I hit puberty twelve and then really hit it like twenty nine like so there is some weird times in between there but yeah. I used to always tie everything around and the worst part is like the creeps me out here. We just have a moment like that's little unsanitary like what about the person that sits down in your butthole there. I know I thought about that and then I was so own barris when I got home because I did think like they had to have gone like this guy like spotted all over these jurors. This is disgusting and like throughout the Cherry. It's not your fault. It's the doctor I should've given you wipe to Micheli yeah. You need to Yelp this doctor what I love him. Yeah listen. We can talk about anything here on the program. That's when you don't clap. We can talk about anything here on the program. I do want to say. Jr Ear is here. He can't go all the way if we have time. Hopefully we have time we don't today. We'll do it but Jay fags. He May j Rod Watch. Mommy Dearest is away. Do you know we've done Sissiani burt. We do have a Stradey in Ebert. That could becoming coming. I think the people do want that so maybe we'll try to get to that but listen. We are healed crystals and bullshit. I'm wearing my moldy right now. Everybody my I'm wearing this is the mole divide this one here that changed everything when I came here to crystal shrine a few months ago and a real moment of peril fags. He said get in the car gun car. We're going. We're going in and said okay. I was home bullshit uh role but I found this Moldova and I put it on and I just felt something is something crazy and it has really changed my life. You know I talk about it and sometimes I think you are all sick of hearing it and then I think I don't care because we don't do. We don't give a shit so I I. I'm so glad you guys came here and we have something really extraordinary coming up the owner of crystals in crystal enshrined crystal try because I do call it crystals and bullshit before I started coming here and then I was all in but I thought it was so funny it was kind of stuck and and I remember one time we came and Fag Z. and he was look he's a automatic pen reader and a writer and so we he met with Shauna Sean owner and and they said thanks Ross and then China was only on this crystals and bullshit and I'm like yes this here store what critcism bullshit but now Crystal Shrine Sean Shannon. We call our son. I spell it A. S. H. cannot is GonNa be. She's going to come and we're going to interview her because what Chan- it has done is she has gone through our charts and she has looked at our past lives of how I relate to Nikki how I relate to C. J. And I really fancy which one thus have dated in the past which one of us were lovers in the past who were friends in the past who would just fucking the Shannon from Crystal Shrine amble shed no bullshit is coming up. She will be joining us after after the break much calm for live from the Mola vicary carpet crystal trying here in Burbank. It's crystals goals in bullshit and birthdays and Irving. We'll be right back. I've been traveling so much lately and that means nights in hotels early mornings and let me tell you. I have not been getting the sleep. I need nothing I mean nothing feels better than when I come home and get to rest on a purple mattress. Purple mattresses are different than any other matches you've ever slept on invented by an actual rocket scientists no big deal. The mattresses are both soft and firm at the same time so it keeps everything supported. Well still feeling comfortable plus. 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Stop it does thank you welcome back to a live show crystals and bullshit and birthdays and Burbank glide at the crystal shrine it. I do have to say I am turning forty in a knock that along what less than a couple of less than ten days or something less. Maybe I'm GONNA be forty. How you feeling about thank you so much Nikki. I think the people sometimes have a hard time with these milestone birthdays. I kind of think if your life is great. You don't have a problem with your life is shit. You have a problem with it. I got a great life so I'm feeling really good about turn and I love that I will say you know. Life comes when you don't expect it and things overtake you and sometimes you don't have control all over what happens and when things get crazy you rely on your friends. Your friends become your family. These people up here are my chosen family. Cj and stags e Dan. I'm so lucky to have so many great friends. I want to highlight Nikki though because on my birthday with everything going on which we will fill you in God bless later. Nikki just said to me. I got your birth thing so Nikki has plans. I don't know what we're doing on September twenty fourth but Nikki has it and we there's no no idea what we're doing and I like to think she's got it all planned and it's GonNa be great and I know and I don't feel any pressure. I want on it to be the best birthday ever higher works. I want fireworks. I want a remember pink performed at the grammys and spun in the air on. I'm not I want you all to do that. I want so much for this. So thank you Nikki for organizing at all. I okay okay so I think we should just really quickly. Jr could you just pop up really quickly here because Jay rod did watch fags. He may J Rod. Watch mommy dearest. Mommy dearest is a classic. I stand by that Faye. Dunaway should have been nominated for an Oscar for Mommy. Dearest people laugh at it. When's the last time you saw an actress commit to a role like that ever. I'll pause and I'll wait. Wait is the last time you saw perform warmoth that stand the test of time. We'd become iconic. I'll pause and always so people mock done away in mommy dearest. I celebrate great faith underway and that is commitment. Is it a little bat shit crazy yes. Is it too much. Yes it doesn't border on awful sure but bitch went there and that's why it's a cult classic. J Rod has never seen it has been here seen gene mommy dearest. It is a gay called classic. J Rod had never seen it facts. He told me I made Jay Rod. Watch mummy dearest. I said we've got to adducing Ebert but we should call it. Stradey and Ebert and you know the song that's a great classic Song Straight Sissy and Ebert. Oh my God will j. tyrod recorded all this all him every he did every word every both parts of Stradey Ebert. This is not a joke. This is Jay Rod doing stradey and all the parts it seems that my we must discuss it he and Omega Wow can can. I just say that I was I was there J. Rod recorded it and you know the part. That's must be growth g rivaling this the surveys garments is the performance is great but the lyrics all right so J. Ron Jim you you watched mommy dearest for love for you to take the reins here and talk us through your initial reaction. She was absolutely psychotic in every scene. We have one break where she wasn't psychotic. That was the craziest bitch I've ever seen in. My life like not even close. I have no idea why people like that movie. You see we must involved in e. Only it is yes. Oh my God. David actually did the dance back there. Oh my God it is a lot more to say well we kind of set it all okay so we are here at Crystal Shrine where you were all buying your crystals after we did have a meet and mingle and motivate before the program. How many of you purchased crystal you get ten percent off? When you say Kiss Kiss. Yes the register buddy well. The owner of Crystal Shrine is now with us. It is my distinct pleasure and honor to welcome Shanna Shauna who a coup led us be here shock son for starters I have so many questions for everyone. Look how gorgeous Shanna your hair off got right into that microphone there. I'm right behind Amiel during their Mike Right behind me is this beautiful bouquet of flowers and these flowers were given to me by Shana and the Christie's shrine for my birthday. How beautiful are they. goodness all right so sweet. We're getting some feedback from the mind gets probably my motivates me this way. What the fuck is going on. Fear spirits are happening so all right. It's Shah okay so I have to know. When did you open crystal shrine five and a half years ago. Get right in there the people how long five and a half years and have you are you a medium or you as always been interested in this story. It's quite a story. Give me the ten second version. I lost my first husband tragic accident that sent me on a spiritual path you you know it's always something you guys. It is something that send you searching for something right finding this energy and what did you find when you got into crystals myself really. I I didn't I was just a wife and a mom and I really discovered Hashana was you'll. You're saying it wrong but yes satellite. Ah Yes and what did you find out. I was very spiritual and intuitive and had had a lot to to give and I don't know it's yeah it's just it was really. I was a stay at home. Mom I had never ran a business. I really am a waitress in my twenties. I didn't do anything other. I mean not anything I was. A MOM stayed home. But how do you go oh from finding an interest to then opening a shot right here in Burbank. How does that happen. I mean it was quite a journey started with a lot of healing doing healing work on myself working on others. Did you think it was bullshit. I know because literally the minute my has passed. It became a spiritual endeavor. It was non stop just size. It blew me wide open. I think tragedy that to me once uh-huh Jessica come on kidding okay so we blew Lee wide open you open the shop because people are so skeptical right when they come in their own about this stuff but I remember when I came in these. They just hold your hand over stones. Can you feel something. What is your go to stone. Because mine of course is molded by has become my thing. I can't live without it every day. Yes I live fort. What is your stone Herk Mer diamond. Would you call me. What does it say in her grammar diamond her camera. I'm Robert Palmer New York really unless you're still harder to do for you. It's just all about bringing your wishes and dreams to reality. That's that's how I describe right bit very. It's known to be Attuned Mint Stone on elevates you just yeah. I don't know it's my Go-to so we started talking about Crystal Shrine Chris bullshits here on on the program and did you see a spike in business when we started talking about it what happened. Tell me about it. It was amazing. I actually because I have a two and a half year old. So I'm these days. I'm a little bit more in out of the shop have a little more flexibility with great great employees the and my son as well that worked at the shop so I kind of didn't know at first and then all of a sudden my son told me Tamra told me and these are all people that work at the store. There's people are coming in say. Ross says to come here and did you see a spike in sales of Moldova was was the motivation disappeared Tim. You have to go get more people are going bananas over and I the well yeah I guess it's the stone of the year and then and then I got the pleasure of meeting fags e. Yes and all my Mr. Malone works if the crystal shrine doing his automatic all day tomorrow. What is it like working with faculty. Malone have been the best you know. He's our charts are very much. we were siblings in a past life. We'll see now. That's what we're getting to hear is that Shannon can run your charts. You give your birth date the time and the location. Shen she can go deep into whatever and find out what moon is rising what I don't know what what Butthole your moon is now now sorts of Shit and so she said Sh sh innocent okay. I'M GONNA run all of your charts to see how you relate so. Is there any way you can run the charts now and say did I know. CJ In a past life Nikki Nikki big power top with me was there. They're saying absolutely you guys all have a Chiron aspect. which is the wounded healer so so this group is very much about healing one another which on this tweet end and then there's the refunds spicy stuff which you know you and let me ask you one by one so? I'm born September Twenty Nine twenty-fourth Nineteen seventy nine at ten twenty anyone A. M. Nikki. When were you born July twenty second nineteen seventy five at four twenty okay so you have run our twenty. Oh I happen to have my vape pen right here. If you WANNA thank you Charlie okay can you can you tell me about nicky and I in the past. I live with you. Well Gosh. She definitely have a juno aspect exact degree when there's exact degrees. It's it's like really intense so you have Juneau Juneau the asteroid marriage so we were married yeah I would say so. You're GONNA pass life. We're getting all disk so nicky never married and even in the the north note is all about the present where you're going and you guys have a strong being as north note. Can you have a strong Venus so it's very much a loving relationship. I think very nurturing there's a lot of cancer in there as well. So what does that mean. Cancers answers very nurturing. They WanNa you know did just want to nurture each other face each other. Nobody's doing see because you step in when I can't you. Actually she throw my birthday. You're nurturing now. Keep Hoyer and I my ex wife now what about CJ. When were you born January third nineteen seventy seven what time eleven thirty am okay great so now. Shimmy has run our charts as well and did see I know each other in a past life you in. Cj have it's interesting. It's like very can be really intense. Hence is what I saw like emotionally. There's like some depth there yes so yeah. He's like we'd be fucking. No I mean like on the prairie like now. You know. There might be a little of that. What kind of business this 'cause you. WanNa know if we were prairie fuck buddies in the past. There's rebellious rebellious there too yeah. You better believe it. Take that on and off no the all right. We'll see malone. When were you born April twenty four worth nineteen. Do I have to say yes sixty two to eight ten on Tuesday a more. Am Yeah so now thanksgiving. I have a complicated relationship in real life because we just you know harp on each other all day long but we the such love between us right on the verge of divorce that goes to target a lot yea well said honey well said so what is is the story with Faculty and Einar Pass Life. You guys will actually all that conference like that. Combativeness is your moon. Moon opposes the mercury three so on each other so that combatants always like you have comebacks for one another you guys definitely you have so many any aspects of healing though even though it's can be feisty. Do we have the relationship of a couple who clearly it's going to get a divorce but just interesting together for the kids. I would say so yeah you don't. It's so that yeah. She seemed facts deny together so let me let me summarize this. Cj Fuckin- and Nikki and I be married and divorced fast Sosa Jonah Circle family. I do have to say to Shannon when I reached out to her and said Cu. We throw this event here ear without hesitation said absolutely yes. She has been down for everything the very second she takes such good care of car. Mr Maloney here. She is the real deal and you know what your heart burns so bright and I adore you. I love you. Thank you so much. Let's hear Fashanu Shanahan here in Burbank. Well done darling. Well done okay when we come back. The party continues detainees life when the crystal shrine here in Burbank. We're we'll be having a freaky bags. Z and they give trendy of blackness and much much more. Don't go anywhere it started. The Sun has gone down here and we're paying. The doors are hoping there. Let's more some more Chardonnay Kwan. We'll be right back. Do you experience stress stress or having Zaidi or chronic pain or trouble sleeping at least once a week. Why don't you are not alone many of us do many any of us have all of those symptoms. We're all in this together right and that's why I'm thrilled to have discovered fills. 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The cooling down here in the idea was striving and birth birthday the bullshit for days and you all showed off. Thank you so much every single time we do something like this. I always turn to them before go. If nobody shows up it's fine it's fine. It's not a reflection on us. It doesn't matter we are worthy we are we are here but you always do show up. Thank you so much. You know we did this podcast just to connect. You know so if you're not here. There's no point thank you. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you and what I love about this podcast as we can do anything there's nothing off limits and if you listen to regularly that and a new segment that is sweeping the nation kiss kiss is really filthy fucking segment and it's where we don't judge you if you don't judge us so people write in and tell us about the freaky est things that they do and we do not judge. It is cold freaky freaky of they are. I am the reins over to pack mill listen. I want to say this out loud if you do. I do want to stop the story at any point. We can buzz out all right so you need to make noise. If it's getting too gross for you you tell me and we will play a buzzer in fact she will have to stop it. Then you will hear I am you will hear that noise. If you WANNA stop it so if you make noises screaming stop we'll we'll will do that. I and I alone will make the call. Do we understand if understood they understood. Thanks please okay here we go. Are you ready all right thank you. You're so free keypad maxine PS. It's hot all right. This is thrown me cracker paths. Meli cracker pants. That's her handle. I'm okay you years ago. I was dating the Guy who loves to cook one night. I was invited over to try this amazing Mexican meal. He proudly put together. You following me so I do you like I'm reading words on them. Oh my God it's so hot is the sweats going is okay soon. After eating I felt bubbles building and bursting in my gut. It got intense. Does it have to do with poop. Can I well no. No this is no. I don't think people complain about Poop on this show. I know it's just a is just a part of life. Put I will not stand on this show. Step a spiritual store on my watch sure so harsh okay soon after eating. I felt bubbles building and bursting being in my pants tighter. I knew I had about three minutes to play with before the butt trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst into song. That's this is what we poets as listeners visit no good trumpet say that line again the trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst Those beautiful now energy okay not wanting to give away my feminine Mystique. I smiled and let him know that I was just going to go to the bathroom and be right back in the bathroom after forcing my pants open. I decided it would be smart to turn on the Water Faucet. You know how we got a sound competent. Make the noise here. I'm washing my hands for about three minutes. I'll be out and then I'm GONNA flush to see if your toilet works the right out soon real. I soon realized there's no there's so much toilet flushing and water running could do before blowing my cover yeah so I'd bunched up a few squares of toilet paper and put them on my whole whole covering my asshole instead after letting a few rip I realized this method wasn't successful not too quiet. Some were a bit more a furious but not to allow so they were farts. There were yet while she had gas far too much. We are they get rid seriously like third grade all doing okay but not where my date could after feeling as though I I was done I quickly washed my hands and headed out things between me and my date quickly got sexy. He asked me to reverse cowgirl his face base. I didn't know what that meant. I had that mean that means you get on like a horse and ride but you do it backwards. Yeah Yeah Okay Oh so now with an empty stomach I felt light as a feather and frisky lights off pants off off straddle time all right afterwards we laid it. Bedtime is a time out good. I have an appointment at straddle thirty so hurry up afterwards we laid in bed for a little pillow talk and it was so sexy then he turns on the lamp while still laying in bed looking beyond me out. Are we good you. WanNa continue continue. They wanted to keep going okay all right then he turns on the lab. wesseling filling in bed okay stamped above his brow was a spa pinched off piece of toilet brush from my butthole hole so funny. She left her mark Mark Skin Mart my God I was mortified and was scrambling to think of a reason to leave before he saw it also. I wasn't gonNA take it off. I knew I'd own up to my sick shenanigans if he asked what it what it was if I took it off his face. At this point there was there was too much deception head on my behalf. It was time to go. I got dressed told him I had to leave because I had to pick up a friend. I walked myself out and how the feeling he. I thought it was him later. She wanted to leave because she was mortified but she feels like he's thinking. What did I do right exactly later. The guilt drove me to blocking him from contacting me directly her. She blocked them because she was so freaked out. I felt so childish and embarrassed I but there was no way I would be able to handle myself with dignity dignity after what I did. I learned that day that my Butthole won't be silenced talk. Everybody come on mark. Mark Skid Mark every money all my shit. His is all those straight talkers now all its market straight talking about who does it thoroughly white and he wears. Oh you're shit away would ever never even stop the the toward the goal has taken on role in my way Dr Martin fulltime. Thank the mark. Thank you thank you thank. Did you like good right adjacent yeah. That's right these stores aw please okay before. I get interrupted. I just wanted to say one thing. I think it's really amazing. They were all together in this like you know like crystal plays and talking about poop and like we're talking about. Moldova Vomiting Farts X. Sommese like that the paradox the back and exists under this roof so good job everybody. It's really high second of all I just want to acknowledge. This is the crystals and bullshit and birthdays days and Berbie so just want to make a toast so everybody raise your glass. You're Mr your arm. I WANNA make Mr Ross Matthews because he was born and brought into this world and it is a much better place within minutes. I'd like to make the toast to Ross Mom and dad for making him and for being such Sir Bright Light and Oliver Lives Happy Birthday and we love you so so much thank you aw you still not getting paid so this is actually an Nikki believable right so this is from channel. He believe a this. Yes believable. Don't know what's going to happen next on Nikki believable. You've heard nothing yet on on Nikki. Believe up all this from Jill Jill. Thank you so much for sending this in. She says that was around junior. High Age mid to late nineteen eighty s and we were celebrating Christmas at my grandparents house. GRANDPA had gotten a video recorder one of those hilarious giant types. It looks like a huge breed case that you hold on your shoulder and he was taping everyone while they were opening gifts. It was minor chaos and we were all talking and ripping etc.. My aunt casually mentioned a story about a friend of hers and told US remind me later to tell you the details we continued on with the festivities liberties and later came around and my grandpa brought up my aunt story and say hey what was your story. My aunt had no idea what anybody's nobody was talking about and she didn't remember saying anything about a friend thrilled that his new toy was like working. He said wait. I'll show you the video recording so we all piled litter to watch and here's where it gets super weird on the tape right before my aunt mentioned her friend her head slumps comes down to the floor. She keeps her head down the entire time and says remind me to tell you the story of the Johnson so so then she pulls her hand back up in an irregular voice goes back to the Christmas conversation. We didn't notice this at the time but now watching backwards okay. Hey the lights in here. Oh my God I love so after seeing the video. My aunt is visibly upset. She doesn't actually know anybody named Abby Johnson over the rest of the Christmas time mm together. We can't stop talking about who is Johnson and what was our aunt talking about. This is free Internet so there's nothing out there fast forward five or six years later. My GRANDPA is doing research research and the old family trees and we find someone named Olivia Johnson and our family. My aunt still has no recollection of ever saying this at the Christmas function but we have the proof in the video. Remind me to tell you the story about Libby Johnson. Look the Peace Nikki scary. I like that. It was caught on video. We love to see this video right right. Yeah make that happen okay well so this doesn't happen very often but from time to time we get exclusives. Lucid's here on the program and we have a news exclusive right now exclusive interview. We now go to cj our journalist extraordinaire who has an interview with someone who's never forgiven in an interview before see Jen. Hey Odyssey Jay here so I have a special guest here and I just want to ask a couple of questions tour my first question Ma'am what their a boot do booty. Do whatever you do hello ma'am. What is your Squirt Dame life. I'm watching my calories so I drink but I I still drink does a ghost. I'm talking about your heart so real quick. Are there any first-time listeners ask because I'm talking to a ghost just so you know what I'm talking nothing to fill that. We can't get rid of her. She is so horning is so great and inappropriate to continue so ma'am how many guys have lifetime. I'm doing the math. What sixty sixty nine times sixteen last question would you ever settled down. And what is your perfect man to settle down with I mean I mean we should've you asked me again mom. Would you ever that was. Cj with an exclusive collusive interview with Blanche. You know she rarely comes around. It takes many people with lots of Moldova. Thank you so much for bringing are here today. Dan You ought to settle settle on your whore aright. She's is dead to me. She's so profound and subtle so this moment. I'm just shouting out a couple of special people in audience we have Wayne if you listen to the podcast West so one of the first people to ever write a song for me when I joined the show and I appreciate you brother also boy vincent who just got back. You know I was going to call you out. His instagram was the gay black travel just got back to the travelling oral for like twenty four days so to be young black man to be able to do that. I appreciate you and thank you for coming in to support the bubbling bronze and everything also to the one year anniversary anniversary of Ross's this motherfucker putting the network and this weekend the first time we've had the he most brunches in one week in Silver New York Chicago. La Palm Springs and so about twelve studies cities need to keep pushing the gay agenda one drag event and CJ makes that happen so thank you see George Berkshire. Okay well listen. I guess that's the program I mean we did it. We came here. We did it. Yes we didn't do it it. There's more excuse me well. It is Chris days and Burbank. I mean there's a third word there. It's crystals birthdays. There's a this is so tacky. I was doing the rundown on the show and I said so. We'll do this and they said No. We have something birthdays. I didn't know that I'm not going to like pretend but I don't know what it is so happy birthday early for my birthday. Is it too early to give me. Don't you're forty you to celebrate the entire month of September. o B right right what you got. What an Okay Song Tom that we worked on for you in honor of Solomon Yours so I think you have it or this. Is What you sent me or senator. He's an me something and said. Don't don't listen to it 'cause he. Listens every anybody listen to it. Birthday gift do not listen so I have it on. My computer say you should play it. Okay ready you guys ready. Feel free to sing along and dance and circle jerk. Whatever you WanNa do and a align your birthday a you saw yeah the whole it the ball you're out. o Oh not oughta those negative ads being that wonderful Nikki key and fantasy telling you refreshing to hear those grandma's and GRANDPA's telling me I'm smoulders. AARP called they're big fans alright. Oh you'll be getting your newsletter day was right well. We're going to mill that song. I listen. I gotTa tell you it is a little community. We do the show for nothing. You know what I mean and so i WanNa thank you all for showing up. I mean you came here and it's hot today. We are in this little. Thank you thank you thank you all for you. Are The reason reason we do it. You know I even when I had a paper route. I did it more to socialize than to monetize. I am not exactly a smart businessman. I shouldn't shouldn't be throwing free listening parties. I shouldn't be buying bottles of wine and mold bytes for all of you but it's honestly because I'm so so grateful. This podcast is for me. What I imagine is for you in escape from a sometimes shitty world where you just seeking connection with other people so thank you thank you thank you if you want to follow Thaksin Malone on social media you can find him at Uva Malone everywhere also he has a podcast called the gay gay gay gay gay podcast also do please go to automatic. Penn writer dot com where you can schedule and you don't have to be able to come into the crystal shrine where he does readings ear in Burbank. You can schedule a reading. He'll do facetime for U. Penn writer Peter Dot Com. If anyone here have you had anyone here had a reading facsimile loan. Anyone know there have been people there are some it is incredible and we see on the facebook group. The reviews people love with a lot of straight talker so grateful Nicole Nikki. If you want to follow her she's Nikki Boyer. You're on social media. She has also Nikki be life coach she. She's doing for all of you. What she's he's been doing for me as a friend for going on twenty years. How can people find you talk it out in life coach. Dot Com or talk about life coach g mail email me. I can help you work through. How many clients do you have now yes within weeks so clearly moving putting on Wendy Williams on Thursday anybody wants to watch. Cj Is of course CJ Life C. J. A. Y. L. E. Y. Because we and eh up also his podcast. Can we make sure Josh Rodriguez is Josh and discovered Rica's underscore. That's RJ and his podcasts new pot on the block phone new on the block. I'm Ross Mathews. You can can find me at Hello Ross or you can find the program at you no you you can follow us at Hilo Ross pod the please have some decency. We're in Burbank. Please don't make that we're going to get called by the place I'm going to show you all showed up. Thank you thank thank you. Thank you from the bottom line. We're going to end this program. You weren't here. You should come to our next one. We'll do another live across. That's the country who knows it will show up. We are all going to go to crystal shrine and have some more Chardonnay quantity hangout deal thank you everybody will see suing you.

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Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank - EP 293

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:12:58 hr | 1 year ago

Crystals & Bullsh*t & Birthdays In Burbank - EP 293

"Ladies and Gentlemen IT'S J Rod. I'm here on the mall divide carpet all the stars all all the straight talkers are riding. Let's see what they have to say about. The live taping the live podcast of straight talk with Ross Mathews the Gone Cynthia. Thank God to tell everybody what you bought Ross. I brought him some Moldova cupcakes and what is in Moldova cupcakes carrot cupcakes. That's his favorite cake. That's the salad kind he call my God what the unique Ross Jesus cake for solid form and cake or something with a new carrier was his favorite so I don't care cupcake was really nice of you so aside from the gift anything you want to on his birthday happy birthday and I just hope that this year is amazing all right thank you said it on my Godly Gentlemen. I'm here girl. Oh my God. It's Pogo Pogo. How are you wonderful doing wonderful? What are you looking forward to in this for this podcast I wanna hear lots of bubble stories and if not that's okay I'm looking forward to seeing it live and in action and how everything's run okay now Ross birthdays coming up any words for us? Oh my God happy birthday rose. I love you so much from girl. All I love you. I love you so much. That's the Hoeger Ladies and gentlemen. If you WANNA be interviewed wants to be interviewed who wants to be interviewed me. Oh May may Bruce Me Austin Tampa awesome. Where are you from Corona Corona Corona about an hour and a half away from Burbank? Oh that's lovely. That's lovely. So what are you looking forward to most during this podcast just seeing everybody interact. I've always wanted to go to a live podcast so here we we are any any worse for Ross for his birthday. Quiche Quiche Rush Quiche quiche. Thank you very much. What is your name and where you not from my name is so and I am not from the city of Los Angeles California? Oh what brings you here today. I'm actually came to bike crystals and I walked in and you guys like setting up with like drinks and chips. You have not who we are anything like that. I know five times now. That was Bush's thousands okay. You look really familiar Ross Mathews. He's inside his Brett Awesome so familiar Mr Matthews. I don't know who you are happy birthday. I'm assuming you're doing a lot with your life for them to set this thing up. Congratulations on all your accomplishments. You're remaining congratulations happy birthday. Oh my God it's Trishaw Tricia. You'll fabric more like Tricia Trish. Now it's Ross's birthday. It is so fucking hot. It's I don't know why I'm in all black so Ross. It's his birthday coming. What is Ross mean to you? What's what's a birthday message? You'd like to give to them. You're going to make you cry right now. We have had a little bit of rose say I love him very much and actually I think yesterday was mice six year anniversary with him. Yesterday I officially got job on Josh and Ross we met a little bit before that and then the interview process and everything else so that was my josh and Ross anniversary and then he hired me a couple of weeks after that. Have you bet to make he cried Trish. I love him to all my God. Oh my God is fancy. It's fancy malone on the motorbike carpet. You look stunning. You look stunning. It's Ross his birthday. He's one of your best friends was. What does he mean to you? Oh my God anesthesia at the same time. Is this a threesomes a straight talker Theresa everybody dreams about thank you come on. Cj I'll start with you. I'll start with you with you boiling. I'll start with you. What does Ross mean to you? that's a that's a deep question I know but just Gimme two sentences quick and fun laughter and fun time any birthday wishes for Ross anything happy birthday Ross. You know I love you. That's eight. That's all you have to say Gerard. It's one hundred four degrees inside your rain black too. I don't know why such thing cj cj how are you. How's it going now? It's Ross's birthday. You've done a lot for Ross. You are his right hand man. How's it feel to be celebrating? What's twenty seventh birthday? He's at something like that right plan. We're ready to go. I just got word to ready to go. Cj Go have a good show also to see this minutes. They all my God. It's Ross Mathews here on the carpet. Oh my God oh my God Ross Ross. This is this is amazing. Your birthday is coming up a live. Show show you Tony Pressure. What's going on? Thank you so much for starters j Rod and continue to keep a to keep doing a good job here on the multiple you know the truth is we put it out into the universe universe that we wanted to do a silly little crystals and fucking people showed up hilarious and I'm just really it's really fun. You know we have so many motive theme things are people from all over who are here. We're doing all for free and like everyone is in the spirit of just like ll and Omg so we're gonNA give it to him. We got a great show planned and I love the people here I love to Oh my God. The mortified stunning Ross looks stunning. Yes what else is new. You always look at Ross. I I try to copy your outfit but as you can see very unsuccessful jared you keep it up. There are some big names here from behold girl gross here fancy of course vaccine Malone. I can't believe that we got him. I hear that Nikki Boyer is GonNa Appearance and there's there's rumor on the street. Cj will be here so just fingers crossed everybody and everyone's in their their mobile device right casual attire in which is fun to see sign. I've had a glass of Chardonnay Quan. I need another multiple along and that about does it. Everybody's inside everybody is excited for crystals and bullshit in Burbank in Burbank alive painting of straight talk with Ross Mathews. That's hidden inside show. OMG welcome everybody. This is unbelievable. We just we are in Burbank. Thank here at Crystal Shrine. It is unbelievably hilarious. I remember being on the phone with one night and I I think I had a couple of short day Kwan's. If you know what I mean and I said you know what I'd love to do is is a live show at the crystal shrine and we laugh offer a good forty five seconds and I said nobody really think I do. I WanNa do it so it was just as little silly idea and here you are so this is what we call the prayer in the show and I guess the God I mean we we always have a prayer word of the day. I don't even know what it could. That's an option I dunno no sounds pretty good or it could be but my personal favorite is of course hours so let's stick with that there. Jay Rod just finished doing incredible interviews with so many of you have a mold by carpet here. I told Tricia to a hardware store and get that tacky green. You know talking about that. People in Florida put on their decks. You know what I mean. I said get a role all just make sure it's not expensive. That cost me twelve dollars. I just want you to know that motivate carpet. y'All walk down so we are selling merge today honey to make up for that and we are in a small little venue they used for like Yoga. That's Jason to the Crystal Shrine and as I look out it really is like the gas colt in the history of time gold a gay called. It's a gold so I just WanNa say thank you oh and everyone let's say the prayer word of the day today is all right. Let's begin the program. The singing straight talk sounds good to me circle Mumbo August and we're GONNA be all new cooking it really phenomenal show. We have for you today but quick quick reach around. I say hi to him alone. They want to hug each and everyone of you. Don't you also give a big reach around to Nicole Nikki Boyer say a wool jerseys the good go no and J. Rogers technically put all of this together and that is quite a feat thank you J. Reid for I am Rosh Josh nationals. We are at the crystal shrine funny and it is time for what they call it. We call this crystals and bullshit and birthdays in Burbank Crystal Bullshit Emperor or no I fucked fucked it up radio and Crystals Bullshit Birthdays Burbank Krista the Senate bullshit and as in Burbank yes we're slow Zan Burgos but those are all the words I wrote stills and Bullshit and version having thank you Charlie we got it so with the thing is is I did say if you go to the register new find a crystal. Maybe you could even find a piece of I don't know so if you go to the register in Kiss Kiss. You'll get ten percent off. This is like the weirdest. QVC see that's ever happened. I number J. Four to two in Moldova where out of it in medium out of it medium keep calling anyway so how many people here bought a crystal. It's an audio program. The people raise their hands like there's cameras here. We don't have that kind of budget. Apparently don't have a budget for air conditioning either because do you know how many calls I made. I said we'll make sure we turn the air on make sure we turn the air on May true. Turn the air on because I am Mana puzzle as I approach forty good news. It's only about what one twelve fifteen in here so we all hold up okay before the program we did have a meet and mingle and mole divide over in Crystal Shrine. Yes and we had some Chardonnay Croissant complimentary. She always says well. I raised her that way to be complementary Tree Thou fucking Song we did have complementary Chardonnay quantities good girl. We all set some mold debates that I sent Tricia to Costco for so she did that. What happened what Cuban sentences what had happened was is that you are all miserable drunks? We are out of Chardonnay Kwan and TRICIA now has run to the store to get more because after after the program we have decided to extend the hours of the Crystal Shrine and hang out there a bit more one of you brought some mold divide cupcakes for me. Who is that that brought motivate Moldova cupcakes yes darling? What's your name Cynthia? Everyone thinks so. We do have a great stroke out in this We're not going to make this a long program. We're going to make it a fun program. Got It understood because we've got more Chardonnay to hang out with. Let me get some water full-time. You noticed we haven't done them. PODCAST in about two weeks right like stuff has has gone on which I will fill you in at another time about today is just about love's and laugh deal. Okay Super duper. Don't worry life but but fantasy malone has a story for us. I called one day and I said how was your day. What are you doing and he goes? Oh I just and then he told me what he did and you know what I said. I don't WanNa know until I can see it doesn't count. It hasn't happened unless we recorded. Do you understand Yup so I wanted to share all with you and I'm GonNa tell you right now well. Why don't they go around? Are there any any guesses what facts malone did yell at him out. Let's go to the talk online men in the front and he guesses a happy ending. No not another happy ending. Let's go to the sumo wrestler in the back with their hand up. Madam Tyrus Sir did you meet Tyrus is medicine questions. Yes the man on the man shoulders. Did he return the mirror. These are also wondering I did not return the farmer with pitchfork. Is it another freaky fancy poop story no no but we do have freaky fancy coming. I do have a good questions right here the space alien in the front. Ah Take the hobby lobby challenge do that weekly because I live I live by. He does live hobby lobby adjacent right here. Let's go to the enemy. Throw it out a headless one legat get circus clown in the front here yes arlen. Did you get anal bleaching thank you I didn't but that's a good one I go to bed does come from behold girls right here whole girl we do have VIP and the VIP in the audience I ah I know now faxing. No none of those are what happened to you this week but do tell me in what it was well. I went to the doctor for a checkup and they the doctor did a prostate examination on me and he gave me two options. He said I gotta Lay on the table on my side or just stand there and take it up the but I'm like I mean I was really kind of nervous about about it. I was kind of nerve wracking so I just stood there and he's like ready. Just do it just do it can I can. I pause questions so you're we're being told you're getting a prostate massage. You didn't know prior that you're getting it. I did not eat your first stock. Goto the cleanliness of your whole absolutely of course Ed brought that up of course and how on a percentage and I wanNA percentage from zero to a hundred what percentage were you confident speaking span seventy five percents. That's good clean clean make some noise here. If you're seventy five percent show your butthole his speaking can Spain make some noise if you're not seventy five percents sure all right by the way I've made notes of WHO said what Britain a couple more. Pi Poos in the audience. If you know what I mean so you are seventy person sure you're speaking span and then how because when I get my whole waxed I have to get on all fours and they spread it and they do that. I am always I always know I'm good to go bolt therion. I'm dead serious. You should listen to straight talk with Ross Nick. It's a great show with talks about it. Yes Yeah Yeah Ross Mathews great to meet you so yeah. It's offer anyone else. I just like it. I love a clean sweeper so I'm always at a hundred now. How did he approach you? Get well first of all. I WanNa thank you for asking that because I will. I'll stalling him when he said I'm going to give you a prostate exam. I did go to that thought of the show is shower clean but I wasn't so I just kept stalling him so they should warn you yeah yeah but so I stood on the side of the table and he's I okay you ready. I said Yeah just do it. Just stick it in and so you're standing up. I'm standing your your hands are braced on the table and your legs are they spread arching your bag. They're spread and it's it's always don't you WANNA know. Cj Don't you WANNA know go. Do how dare you security. I have a question for you though with this okay so I it's always uncomfortable to take take your pants down to. Here's like okay here. We go so he said you ready. I said Yeah he's stuck. Lube me up with this jelly. It's like Medical Jelly Jelly. Were you ready for that Jelly really. Can you handle this Nikki. Can you handle this. Cj can you handle. I don't think you can handle this. Well okay so the Jelly Jelly and then he did he put his finger or do you put it in your but he put on finger and he kind of wipe my yeah and then he might not asking the questions you want to know did the doctor put it on your first or did he just put it on his finger and think that was sufficient. That's good put it on his finger and then wipe my butt with like an up and down up and down real fast yeah just through the Jelly on there okay okay eh then he said just do it so he stuck his finger in my but so it was peanut I searched butter and Jelly Tricia just walked in with more wine. Thank you darling. Thank you so much. I am in the middle of something okay so so we stuck it in and he was he was very gentle with it it. Was it a or was it a gentle glide. It was a gentle asked it was a mix. He got he win they have to this is great for prostate awareness. Do you get your prostate. Check yeah joking aside really area and it's important to do so he he stuck his finger so far up that it hit my prostate and when it hits your prostate you have to p really bad. Did you know this when we heard anybody know that like I was like I gotta I gotTa be which is my question by question for you. Cj is like the the prostate massager. I don't know how anybody would use that because it makes you feel like you have to a bad. That's the sensation that's the Zeph Yoga wokers massaging your prostate and you're making your prostate come. Oh okay so okay so he was just uncomfortable that I had to pee so strong and I just didn't understand what happened so then he checked it and then he pulled his finger out out and I pulled up my pants past wearing pants you're wearing shorts. I was wearing a g insurance okay and it's an important I put him. I put my shorts on and I winning sat down and we were talking about it. He's like okay. We're going to give you a blood test and I said Oh okay and so I got up and I looked back on the chair and there was a wet spot on the chair and I said what's what's that and he's like Oh don't worry about it. I don't know old chair or is that okay so then I went and got my blood checked and I had to sit down do the blood thing and got up from that and there were three little little spots on the chair and I'm like I think then spotting I said to the I think I'm spotting. I don't ever want to go to the doctor's the office so I touched it and it was the jelly he put on my he always spotting ran in the bathroom way. It's soaked it was enough jelly that he just left it on and it's soaked through your Jean Shorts so through you people this is why I ask what he's wearing because now you know how much jelly was there to soak through and Jean shorts you want to get through a short you needle Oughta Jelly Jelly I was I was. I don't get embarrassed a lot but the spot on my shorts towards that I had to walk through Beverly Hills like that so I I come out and I looked at the reception there were tons of people will look good amount of people in the lobby. Maybe and I said Oh my God I spotted a spot on my short so loud everybody in the lobby just stopped and looked at me paid and I just walked through and I just covered the spot with me. How did you ever have that like in middle school when the girls were always walking around with their shirts tied around their waist and I was like girl I get eh? I know what's going on here with you. Oh yeah really well. I hit puberty twelve and then really hit it like twenty nine like so there is some weird times in between there but yeah I used to always tie everything around and the worst part is like the creeps me out here. We just have a moment like that's little unsanitary like what about the person that sits down in your butthole there. I know I thought about that and then I was so own barris when I got home because I did think like they had to have gone like this guy like spotted all over these jurors. This is disgusting and like throughout the Cherry. It's not your fault. It's the doctor I should've given you life. Tim Kelly Yeah. You need to Yelp this doctor what I love him. Listen we can talk about anything here on the program that's for when you don't clap. We can talk about anything here on the program. I do want to say. Jr Ear is here. He can't go all the way if we have time. Hopefully we have time we don't today we'll do it but Jay fags. He May j Rod Watch. Mommy Dearest is away. Do you know we've done Sissiani burt. We do have a Stradey in Ebert that could becoming coming. I think the people do want that so maybe we'll try to get to that but listen. We are healed crystals and bullshit. I'm wearing my moldy right now. Everybody my I'm wearing. This is the mold of this one here that changed everything. When I came here to crystal shrine a few months ago and a real moment of peril fags he said get in the car gun car? We're going we're going in and said okay. I was home bullshit uh role but I found this Moldova and I put it on and I just felt something something crazy and it has really changed my life. I talk about it and sometimes I think you are all sick of hearing it and then I think I don't care because we don't do. We don't give a shit so I I. I'm so glad you guys came here and we have something really extraordinary coming up the owner of crystals in crystal enshrined crystal try because I do call it crystals and bullshit before I started coming here and then I was all in but I thought it was so funny it was kind of stuck and and I remember one time we came and Fag Z. and he was look he's a automatic pen reader and a writer and so we he met with Shauna Sean owner and and they said thanks Ross and then China was only on this crystals and bullshit and I'm like yes this here store what critcism bullshit but now Crystal Shrine Sean Shannon we call our son. I spell IT A. S. H. cannot is GONNA be. She's going to come and we're going to interview her because what Chan- it has done is she has gone through our charts and she has looked at our past lives of how I relate to Nikki how I relate to C. J. And I really fancy which one thus have dated in the past which one of us were lovers in the past who were friends in the past. Who would just fucking? I'll the Shannon from Crystal Shrine Ambuhl shed no bullshit is coming up. She will be joining us after after the break much more calm for live from the mold of ice cream carpet crystal trying here in Burbank it's crystals goals in bullshit and birthdays and Irving. We'll be right back. I've been traveling so much lately and that means nights in hotels early mornings and let me tell you I have not been getting the sleep. 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Message and data rates may apply shut play this song for Daddy. Pick up the pace shot in a beautiful. She learned that a school make daddy's so proud you popular scores like you pretty girls about bill shirted Sunday one. She's assuming with your hair. You Know Daddy likes it. When you wear it up? Oughta go along stop. It does thank you welcome back to a live show crystals and bullshit and birthdays and Burbank glide at the crystal shrine it. I do have to say I am turning forty in a knock that along what less than a couple of less than ten days or something less. Maybe I'm GONNA be forty. How you feeling about thank you so much Nikki? I think the people sometimes have a hard time with these milestone birthdays. I kind of think if your life is great. You don't have a problem with your life is shit. You have a problem with it. I got a great life so I'm feeling really good about turn and I love that I will say you know. Life comes when you don't expect it and things overtake you and sometimes you don't have control all over what happens and when things get crazy you rely on your friends your friends become your family. These people up here are my chosen family. CJ and stags e A. And so lucky to have so many great friends. I want to highlight Nikki though because on my birthday with everything going on which we will fill you in God bless later Nikki just said to me. I got your birth thing so Nikki has plans. I don't know what we're doing on September twenty fourth but Nikki has it and we there's no no idea what we're doing and I like to think she's got it all planned and it's GonNa be great and I know and I don't feel any pressure. I want on it to be the best birthday ever higher works. I want fireworks. I want a remember pink performed at the grammys and spun in the air on. I'm not I want you all to do that. I want so much for this. So thank you Nikki for organizing at all. I okay okay so I think we should just really quickly. Jr could you just pop up really quickly here because Jay rod did watch fags. He may J Rod. Watch mommy dearest. Mommy dearest is a classic. I stand by that Faye. Dunaway should have been nominated for an Oscar for Mommy. Dearest people laugh at it. When's the last time you saw an actress commit to a role like that ever? I'll pause and I'll wait. Wait is the last time you saw perform warmoth that stand the test of time we'd become iconic. I'll pause and always so people mock done away in mommy dearest I celebrate great faith underway and that is commitment. Is it a little bat shit crazy yes. Is it too much. Yes it doesn't border on awful sure but bitch went there and that's why it's a cult classic. J Rod has never seen it has been here seen gene mommy dearest. It is a gay called classic. J Rod had never seen it facts. He told me I made Jay Rod. Watch mummy dearest. I said we've got to adducing Ebert but we should call it Stradey and Ebert and you know the song that's a great classic Song Straight Sissy and Ebert. Oh my God will j. tyrod recorded all this all him every he did every word every both parts of Stradey Ebert this is not a joke this is Jay rod doing stradey and all the parts industry and see my we must discuss streaming. He stradey e Omega because I have no wow can can. I just say that I was I was there J. Rod recorded it and you know the part. That's must be growth g rivaling this the surveys garments is the performance is great but the lyrics all right so j Ron Jim you you watched mommy dearest for love for you to take the reins here and talk us through your initial reaction. She was absolutely psychotic in every scene. We have one break where she wasn't psychotic. That was the craziest bitch I've ever seen in my life like not even close. I have no idea why people like that movie. You can see we've discussed involved in an e Omega. Ah Yes oh my God. David actually did the dance back there. Oh my it is a lot more to say well. We kind of set it all okay so we are here at Crystal Shrine where you were all buying your crystals after we did have a meet and mingle and motivate before the program how many of you purchased crystal you get ten percent off. When you say kiss kiss? Yes the register buddy well. The owner of Crystal Shrine is now with us. It is my distinct pleasure and honor to welcome Shanna Shauna who a coup led us be here Sean Sun for starters I have so many questions for everyone. Look how gorgeous shimmering hair off got right into that microphone there. I'm right behind Amiel during their Mike Right behind me is this beautiful bouquet of flowers and these flowers were given to me by Shana and the Christie's shrine for my birthday. How beautiful are they? goodness all right so sweet. We're getting some feedback from the mind gets probably my motivates me this way. What the fuck is going on here? Spirits are happening so all right. It's Shah okay so I have to know. When did you open crystal shrine five and a half years ago? Get right in there the people how long five and a half years and have you are you a medium or you as always been interested in this story. It's quite a story. Give me the ten second version. I lost my first husband tragic accident that sent me on a spiritual path you you know it's always something you guys. It is something that send you searching for something right finding this energy and what did you find when you got into crystals myself really I I didn't I was just a wife and a mom and I really discovered Hashana was you'll. You're saying it wrong but yes ah yes and what did you find out. I was very spiritual and intuitive and had had a lot to to give and I don't know it's yeah it's just it was really I was a stay at home. Mom I had never ran a business. I really am a waitress in my twenties. I didn't do anything other. I mean not anything I was a mom stayed home. But how do you go oh from finding an interest to then opening a shot right here in Burbank. How does that happen? I mean it was quite a journey started with a lot of healing doing healing work on myself working on others. Did you think it was bullshit. I know because literally the minute my has passed it became a spiritual endeavor. It was non stop just size. It blew me wide open. I think tragedy that to me once uh-huh Jessica come on kidding okay so we blew Lee wide open you open the shop because people are so skeptical right when they come in their own about this stuff but I remember when I came in these they just hold your hand over stones. It feels something. What is your Go-to stone because mine of course is molded by has become my thing? I can't live without it every day. Yes I live fort. What is your stone Herk Mer diamond? Would you call me. What does it say in her grammar diamond her camera? I'm Robert Palmer New York really unless you're still harder to do for you. It's just all about bringing your wishes and dreams to reality. That's that's how I describe right bit very. It's known to be Attuned Mint Stone on elevates you just yeah. I don't know it's my Go-to so we started talking about Crystal Shrine Chris bullshits here on on the program and did you see a spike in business when we started talking about it what happened. Tell me about it. It was amazing. I actually because I have a two and a half year old. So I'm these days I'm a little bit more in out of the shop have a little more flexibility with great great employees the and my son as well that worked at the shop so I kind of didn't know at first and then all of a sudden my son told me Tamra told me and these are all people that work at the store. There's people are coming in say Ross says to come here and did you see a spike in sales of Moldova was was disappeared the mold of disappeared Tim. You have to go get more people are going bananas over and I the well yeah I guess it's the stone of the year and then and then I got the pleasure of meeting fags e Yes and all my Mr. Malone works if the crystal shrine doing his automatic all day tomorrow. What is it like working with faculty? Malone have been the best you know. He's our charts are very much. we were siblings in a past life. We'll see now. That's what we're getting to hear is that Shannon can run your charts. You give your birth date the time and the location Shen she can go deep into whatever and find out what moon is rising what I don't know what what Butthole your moon is now now sorts of Shit and so she said Sh sh innocent okay. I'M GONNA run all of your charts to see how you relate so. Is there any way you can run the charts now and say did I know. CJ In a past life Nikki Nikki big power top with me was there they're saying absolutely you guys all have a Chiron aspect. which is the wounded healer so so this group is very much about healing one another which on this tweet end and then there's the refunds spicy stuff which you know you and let me ask you one by one so I'm born September twenty nine twenty-fourth nineteen seventy nine at ten twenty anyone a. m. Nikki? When were you born July twenty second nineteen seventy five at four twenty okay so you have run our twenty? Oh I happen to have my vape pen right here. If you WANNA thank you Charlie okay can you can you tell me about nicky and I in the past. I live with you. Well Gosh. She definitely have a juno aspect exact degree when there's exact degrees. It's it's like really intense so you have Juneau Juneau the asteroid marriage so we were married yeah I would say so. You're GONNA pass life. We're getting all disk so nicky never married and even in the the north note is all about the present where you're going and you guys have a strong being as north note. Can you have a strong Venus so it's very much a loving relationship. I think very nurturing there's a lot of cancer in there as well. So what does that mean. Cancers answers very nurturing. They WanNa you know did just want to nurture each other face each other. Nobody's doing see because you step in when I can't you actually she throw my birthday per year nurturing now keep hoyer and I my ex wife now what about CJ. When were you born January third nineteen seventy seven what time eleven thirty am okay great so now Shimmy has run our charts as well and did see I know each other in a past life you in? Cj have it's interesting. It's like very can be really intense. Hence is what I saw like emotionally. There's like some depth there yes so yeah he's like we'd be fucking. No I mean like on the prairie like now. You know. There might be a little of that. What kind of business this 'cause you WanNa know if we were prairie fuck buddies in the past? There's rebellious rebellious there too. Oh yeah you better believe it. Take that on and off no the all right. We'll see malone. When were you born April twenty four worth nineteen? Do I have to say yes sixty two to eight ten on Tuesday a more. Am Yeah so now thanksgiving. I have a complicated relationship in real life because we just you know harp on each other all day long but we the such love between us right on the verge of divorce that goes to target a lot yea well said honey well said so what is is the story with Faculty and Einar Pass Life. You guys will actually all that conference like that. Combativeness is your moon moon opposes the mercury three so on each other so that combatants always like you have comebacks for one another you guys definitely you have so many any aspects of healing though even though it's can be feisty. Do we have the relationship of a couple who clearly it's going to get a divorce but just interesting together for the kids. I would say so yeah you don't. It's so that yeah she seemed facts deny together so let me let me summarize this. Cj Fuckin- and Nikki and I be married and divorced fast Sosa Jonah Circle family. I do have to say to Shannon when I reached out to her and said Cu we throw this event here ear without hesitation said absolutely yes. She has been down for everything the very second she takes such good care of car Mr Maloney here. She is the real deal and you know what your heart burns so bright and I adore you. I love you. Thank you so much. Let's hear Fashanu Shanahan here in Burbank well done darling. Well done okay when we come back. The party. Continues Continues Life when the crystal shrine here in Burbank. We're we'll be having a freaky bags E. N. Nikki trending blackness and much much more. Don't go anywhere it started. The Sun has gone down here in Burbank. 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You know so if you're not here there's no point thank you. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you and what I love about this podcast as we can do anything there's nothing off limits and if you listen to regularly that and a new segment that is sweeping the nation kiss kiss is really filthy fucking segment and it's where we don't judge you if you don't judge us so people write in and tell us about the freaky est things that they do and we do not judge it is cold freaky fantasy. I know are I am the reins over to fax listen. I want to say this out loud if you do I do want to stop the story at any point. We can buzz out all right so you need to make noise. If it's getting too gross for you you tell me and we will play a buzzer in fact she will have to stop it. Then you will hear I am you will hear that noise. If you WANNA stop it so if you make noises are screaming stop. We'll we'll will do that. I and I alone will make the call. Do we understand if understood understood. Thanks please okay here we go. Are you ready all right. This is from straight talker. Oh fancy please. It's hot all right. This is thrown me cracker pants Meli cracker pants. That's her handle. I okay you years ago. I was dating the Guy who loves to cook one night. I was invited over to try this amazing Mexican meal. He proudly put together. You following me so I do you like I'm reading words on them. Oh my God it's so hot is the sweats going is okay soon. After eating I felt bubbles building and bursting in my gut. It got intense. Does it have to do with poop. Can I well no. No this is no. I don't think people complain about who on this show. I know it's just a is just a part of life. Put I will not stand on this show just at the spiritual store on my watch sure so harsh okay soon after eating I felt bubbles building and bursting being in my pants tighter. I knew I had about three minutes to play with before the butt trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst into song. That's this is what we poets as listeners visit no good trumpet say that line again the trumpet of the Apocalypse Burst Those beautiful now energy okay not wanting to give away my feminine Mystique. I smiled and let him know that I was just going to go to the bathroom and be right back in the bathroom after forcing my pants open. I decided it would be smart to turn on the Water Faucet. You know how we got a sound competent. Make the noise here. I'm washing my hands for about three minutes. I'll be out and then I'm GONNA flush to see if your toilet works the right out soon real. I soon realized there's no there's so much toilet flushing and water running could do before blowing my cover yeah so I'd bunched up a few squares of toilet paper and put them on my whole whole covering my asshole instead after letting a few rip I realized this method wasn't successful not too quiet. Some were a bit more a furious but not to allow so they were farts. There were yeah well. She had gas far too much. We are they get rid seriously like third grade all doing okay but not where my date could after feeling as though I I was done I quickly washed my hands and headed out things between me and my date quickly got sexy. He asked me to reverse cowgirl his face base. I didn't know what that meant. I had that mean that means you get on like a horse and ride but you do it backwards. Yeah Yeah Okay Oh so now with an empty stomach I felt light as a feather and frisky lights off pants off off straddle time all right afterwards we laid it. Bedtime is a time out good. I have an appointment at straddle thirty so hurry up afterwards we laid in bed for a little pillow talk and it was so sexy then he turns on the lamp while still laying in bed looking beyond me out. Are we good you WANNA continue continue. They wanted to keep going okay all right then he turns on the lab. wesseling filling in bed okay stamped above his brow was a spa pinched off piece of toilet brush from my butthole hole so funny. She left her mark Mark Skin Mart my God I was mortified and was scrambling to think of a reason to lead before he saw it also. I wasn't gonNA take it off. I knew I'd own up to my sick shenanigans if he asked what it what it was if I took it off his face at this point there was there was too much deception head on my behalf. It was time to go. I got dressed told him I had to leave because I had to pick up a friend. I walked myself out and how the feeling he. I thought it was him later. She wanted to leave because she was mortified but she feels like he's thinking. What did I do right exactly later? The guilt drove me to blocking him from contacting me directly her. She blocked them because she was so freaked out. I felt so childish and embarrassed I but there was no way I would be able to handle myself with dignity dignity after what I did. I learned that day that my Butthole won't be silenced. Take Everybody Eddie. Come on Mark Skid Mar mark everybody all my all my shit his kid mark Straits augurs now all him and smarter straight talking about who does a thoroughly wipe is oh underwear should grown away career. I Guess Looking on here. Stand Mark Mark. It did mark and you can you see. Can you smell it pal again. You see excellent. Thank you thank you thank. Did you like yours good right adjacent yeah. That's right aw lease okay before I get interrupted. I just wanted to say one thing. I think it's really amazing that we're all together in this like you know like crystal plays and talking about poop and like we're talking about mold via but also like vomiting farts and ex Sommese like that the paradox the back and exists under this roof so good job everybody. It's really high second of all I just want to acknowledge. This is the crystals and bullshit and birthdays days and Berbie so just want to make a toast so everybody raise your glass. You're Mr your arm. I WANNA make Mr Ross Matthews because he was born and brought into this world and it is a much better place within minutes. I'd like to make the toast to Ross Mom and dad for making him and for being such it's our bright light and Oliver Lives Happy Birthday and we love you so so much thank you aw you still not getting paid for so this is actually an Nikki believable right so this is from jail. This is the son leave. I don't know what's going to happen next Nikki believable. You've heard nothing yet up all on Nikki believable this from Jill Jill. Thank you so much for sending this in. She says that was around junior. High Age mid to late nineteen eighty s and we were celebrating Christmas at my grandparents house. GRANDPA had gotten a video recorder one of those hilarious giant types it looks like a huge briefcase that you hold on your shoulder and he was taping everyone while they were opening gifts. It was minor chaos and we were all talking and ripping etc.. My aunt casually mentioned the story about a friend of hers and told US remind me later to tell you the details we continued on with the festivities liberties and later came around and my grandpa brought up my aunt story and say hey what was your story. My aunt had no idea what anybody's nobody was talking about and she didn't remember saying anything about a friend thrilled that his new toy was like working he said wait. I'll show you the video recording so we all piled litter to watch and here's where it gets super weird on the tape right before my aunt mentioned her friend her head slows uh-huh down to the floor. She keeps her head down the entire time and says remind me to tell you the story of the Johnson so so then she pulls her hat back up in an irregular voice goes back to the Christmas conversation. We didn't notice this at the time but now watching back okay. Hey the lights in here. Oh my God I love so after seeing the video. My aunt is visibly upset. She doesn't actually know anybody named Libby Johnson over the rest of the Christmas time I'm together. We can't stop talking about who is Johnson. What was our aunt talking about? This is free Internet so there's nothing out there fast forward to five or six years later. My GRANDPA is doing research research and the old family trees and we find someone named Olivia Johnson in our family. My aunt still has no recollection of ever saying this at the Christmas function but we have the proof in the video. Remind me to tell you the story about Libby Johnson we live in. I grew Nikki Bees. I like that it was caught on video. We love to see this video right right. Yeah make that happen okay well so this doesn't happen very often but from time to time we get exclusives Lucid's here on the program and we have a news exclusive right now exclusive interview we now go to cj our journalist extraordinaire who has an interview with someone who's never forgiven in an interview before see Jen. Hey Odyssey Jay here so I have a special guest here and I just want to ask a couple of questions tour my first question Ma'am what their a boot do that booty do whatever you do hello ma'am. What is your squirt dame life? I'm watching my calories so I drink score but I I still drink. Does a ghost talking about your heart the real quick first-time listeners ask because I'm talking to a ghost just so you know what I'm talking talking to fill that we can't get rid of her. She's so horning is so great inappropriate to continue so ma'am. How many guys have you been within your lifetime? I'm doing the math what's sixty sixty nine sixteen many last question. Would you ever settle down and what is your perfect man to settle down with. I mean I mean we shouldn't rehearsed this hold on asked me again man would you say that was. Cj with an exclusive collusive interview with Blanche. You know she rarely comes around. It takes many people with lots of Moldova thank you so much for bringing are here today. Dan You ought to settle settle on your tore aright. She's is dead to me. She still found in subtle like I love to black news so this moment I'm just shouting out a couple of special people in the audience we have Wayne Oates F- if you got to listen to the podcast West so one of the first people to ever write a song for me when I joined the show and I appreciate you brother also my boy vincent who just got back you know what was going to call you out. His instagram was the gay black travel just got back from traveling immoral for like twenty four days so to be young black man to be able to do that. I appreciate you and thank you for coming in to support the bubbly Brunson everything also to the one year anniversary anniversary of Ross's this motherfucker reading putting the network and this weekend is the first time we've had the he most brunches in one weekend in New York Chicago. La Palm Springs an young about twelve cities cities nationwide pushing the gay agenda one drag Brian at the time and C. J. Makes that happen so thank you see George Burns. Okay well listen. I guess that's the program I mean we did it. We came here. We did it. Yes we didn't do it it. There's more excuse me well. It is Chris days and Burbank. I mean there's a third word there. It's crystals birthdays. There's a now this is so tacky. I was doing the rundown on the show and I said so. We'll do this and they said No. We have something birthdays. I didn't know that I'm not going to like pretend but I don't know what it is so happy birthday doing early for my birthday. Is it too early to give me don't get your forty. The celebrated the entire month of September. Oh happy bird bird right right which got let's do. Oh what an okay song along that we worked on for you in honor of Hal amazing you are so I think you have it or this is what you sent me or senator. He's an me something and said don't don't listen to it 'cause he listens every anybody listen to it. Birthday gift do not listen so I have it on my computer say you should play it. Okay ready you guys ready feel free to sing along and dance and circle jerk whatever you WANNA do and he turned forty align this. We're GONNA celebrate your birthday a Pamuk off cross yeah Roster Bay the old take your birthdays uh-huh ah processing you're gay ball. You'RE GONNA out later on my own old rickety man not go ask being that wonderful Nikki key and fantasy telling you refreshing to hear those grandma's and GRANDPA's telling me I'm smoulders. AARP called they're big fans alright. Oh you'll be getting your newsletter day was right well. We're going to mill that song. I listen. I gotTa tell you it is a little community. We do the show for nothing. You know what I mean and so i WanNa thank you all for showing up. I mean you came here and it's hot today. We are in this little. Thank you thank you thank you all for you. Are The reason reason we do it. You know I even when I had a paper route. I did it more to socialize than to monetize. I am not exactly a smart businessman. I shouldn't shouldn't be throwing free listening parties. I shouldn't be buying bottles of wine and mold bytes for all of you but it's honestly because I'm so so grateful. This podcast is for me. What I imagine is for you in escape from a sometimes shitty world where you just seeking connection with other people so thank you thank you thank you? If you want to follow Thaksin Malone on social media you can find him at Malone everywhere also he has a podcast called gay gay gay gay gay podcast also do please go to automatic Penn writer dot com where you can schedule and you don't have to be able to come into the crystal shrine where he does readings ear in Burbank. You can schedule a reading. He'll do it on facetime for you. Automatic Penn writer Peter Dot Com if anyone here have you had anyone here had a reading with him alone. Anyone know there have been people there are some it is incredible and we see on the facebook group. The reviews people love with hotter so great ball Nicole Nikki. If you want to follow her she's Nikki Boyer. You're on social media. She has also Nikki be life coach she now. She's doing for all of you. What she's he's been doing for me as a friend for going on twenty years? How can people find you talk it out life coach Dot Com or talk it out life coach g mail so email me? I can help you work through. How many clients do you have now? Yes within weeks so clearly moving putting on Wendy Williams on Thursday if anybody wants to watch C. Cj Is of course CJ Life C. J. A. Y. L. E. Y. Because we and Dan also his podcast. Can we make sure to support Josh. Rodriguez is Josh dischord Rica's underscore that's RJ and his podcasts new pot on the block phone new pod on the block. I'm Ross Mathews. You can can find me at Hello Ross or you can find the program at you no you you can follow us at Hilo Ross pod the please have some decency. We're in Burbank. Please don't make that we're going to get called by the place I'm going to show you all showed up. Thank you thank thank you thank you from the bottom line. We're going to end this program. You weren't here you should come to our next one. 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BarbeCured Dude - EP 262

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:43:48 hr | 1 year ago

BarbeCured Dude - EP 262

"I pray for. A cure. I really pray for bettering betterment. Better. But her fingers. Buddy, you knew. Okay, we're all working process progress. We are all figuring it out. Right. No one's perfect. Perfect yehiel. Hell, no. No. No. But there's aren't. We all can't be like me in. So what I pray for is people doing the work K and trying and today we're gonna get a lot of that. Okay. You all look at me. Very nervous. Right. Yeah. Little bit as I look around the room. I see Fags over there. Looking just confused it bit little bit Mickey's over there in which to. Okay. That's what I see Jay's over there. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Anyway, my point is you guys don't worry about it. Because John teasing deep teasing. Show that you don't know about that as already happened in sand. Can't wait. I can't wait. We're gonna talk it talk. It out came like, so the prayer word of the day is then of course, programs progress everyone's hit went to three. Now, Mark police before I started show, you must give as announce that we know in loves, please Mark, please give it to me since you s so nicely live for the Ben sound studios in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with raw donkey kicks out of control. These friend. You wish you had. And no, you need tough love money. Now here is Ross Matthew. Shows. Sweets. Oh. Welcome to the show. Really phenomenal program. We have for you today. I too quickly around. Joined always by CJ over there. You have. Mr. Malone over there. Jay rod could. Okay. So much to get today. The deep tease which I'll explain later. He's thing in here. I did when I came in. Yeah. Like a perfume. That's what we're talking with. No food. There's food Harvey no food not for you. We'll get to that. Part of the deep tease stand at it. Got it. Okay. Oh. Palm Springs brunch. Everybody we need to talk as a family, I'm bringing this up. Okay. So if you don't know CGI bubbly brunch. Ross Ross Mathews presents drag tastic bubbly Renzo huge in in LA. Right. It's like sold out. It's so much fun. Now, we're franchising. So we are are starting starting February tenth Palm Springs. Ross Mathews presents drag tastic bubbly brunch. Morton Michaels is going to be hosting. It's going to be at Roxy. If you went tickets to either one you go to Ross bubbly brunch dot com February tenth and I'm bringing this up as a family in front of everybody. So don't feel obligated to. If you can't do it. I'm saying bringing up as a family. Very tenth Palm Springs. That's when the first branches, and I was thinking like what if we call it like calling all straight talkers come to the first branch, and like can everybody hear be there? Oh, I know. I can be there. You can be there. I can be there. Mr. Molin CJ, you're gonna be there. I know I'm saying I was asking. Okay. Will you be there? Be there. Oh. Jay, Ron Jay, Ryan. Are you coming? Can you come J to be there? Okay. Nikki because Mark, zinc market. You're going to be there. Mark. Oh, okay. All right. That means no. If any of you are there you'll be late. So okay. Mickey. Yeah. What are you doing you looking like in my calendar? First of all, I'm just honored that I'm in knighted second of all my way to give me like what three and a half weeks notice. Will make it to the bubbly brench in Palm Springs on February tenth. Fags e locking your answer. Okay. Caller front. Would you like to bona fragging? Bona friend. No. I think I got it. Got it. And then she's got a couple of things to check and she wants to go. So I say she'll be there. All right. Locking in on wants to go couple things to check. You'll be there. Luck amid CJ will make it to the Ross Mathews Vince drag tastic bubbly wrench premier brunch. February tenth in Palm Springs. She can get her ticket at Ross bubbly brunch. Dot com will Nikki be there. Unlike my mother's arrival at my birthday, she. 'cause I just guilt trip that mug. I don't understand. But that means. Okay. On one hand Mickey is not trustworthy. Oh, my God on but on the other hand, I don't believe in her. So if I had to lock in an answer. I'm going to lock in on. She should just feel lucky. She was invited. Okay. Great. And let's go. Thank you. Will be there. Oh my God. Who's you? What's check with Tommy? 'cause I have like step kids in like, you know, just. I do trust you. I do trust you. So Nikki will be there. Mr. Malone will be Jay rod will be there. CJ will be there. I will be there. Calling all straight talkers. Book your tickets to Palm Springs. It's this time of year so much fun. Maybe we can put the cover like oh my God. What are we? We did not meet meet mingle afterwards. A free thing the brunch not even alive show. But just a me afterwards. I love what we do. That is it. Okay. Because it's a weekend. So all the big bears have love big brench, big drinks. I love being. I love being. ABC's down for international bear conference. So. Busy busy time. Speaking of. Eighteen of Palm Springs. I got breaking news. Are you ready for this? This is you don't know what I'm gonna talk about. But I'm going to talk about it right now. And it's not even my news to share. But I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it loud. I have new news music. Let's see what's his of. Breaking news. This just in. Mr. Malone searching for places to live. Yesterday on the phone with him. He says to me. Should I move to Plum spring? I say, of course, you should move to Palm Springs, Mr. Malone, actively now searching to relocate Palm Springs fulltime. I gotta tell you. It was really spiritual happened and Ross did not like say, you should move to Palm Springs. I just out of the blue. I should move to Palm Springs. It was like one of those moments. Feel like the universe is. Like, yes, this is your this is the answer. This is where you need to be. You know, when I was in my twenties. I always said it when I was older I end up in Palm Springs, and you're so much. And you know, I was looking for partners around LA, and I just am not connected to anything here and the struggle. I went through when I was young here. It represents struggle for me. Yeah. And I'm a little past that, and I feel Palm Springs. Can you imagine gosh, Mr. rent and renaissance more affordable said, he's fine. Driving into the podcast one day. A it's perfect. He can you guys imagine Mr. Maloney pumps spring. I'm really excited about last night. I got really excited about about thinking thinking about it. So I just feel it's right? It's the time every move you're gonna make an I didn't even know this was in the realm of possibilities. And I don't think you did. Really? It sounds like until you have this conversation with Russ. But I there and I can see a one day a week getting back here during your thing. And then getting back. That's that's that's the life. I want. Please answer phone. Oh, hello. Hi. Hi. Hi Ross me raw. What are you doing? Well, I'm sitting here talking to you. I was wondering since Palm Springs now. Hop to the casino real quick. Oh my God. Ross. I'd love. Can we have dinner? Hello. Oh, hi. It's me, right. Rose. Hi, ro. Hi. Just wondering if you wanted to go to the deli called Manhattan's in the desert and just first Cup of split pea soup. I would love that. But I kinda rather go to the other place you the good roast beef or the phone Sheila. Hello. Hello. Hi, it's Russ. She really call the phone company about that stupid phone, but I'll tell you that I was wondering if you wanted to go to Billy reads that looks like little house on the prairie inside and get roast beef that we could choose and we'd take dentures is off. All right. Do you want him to move to Palm Springs? Hey, Mr. Malone. It's me Ross piano bar and just sit there. Okay. Maybe seeing tonight sounds good. Hey, Mr. does it noon? We lived in two other in Palm Springs neighbors. Now, you're. Hi, it's me wanna go trivia. 'cause it's every night. How about money with drag Queen bingo. Hello. It's me Ross. Hi Ross you and just watch TV overs. What I'm tired Ross. We've been out every single. Yeah. And I'm not just saying this. I really do wrong. Okay. So stay tuned, Mr. loans relocating from the ocean to the desert desert. Okay. She. I love it. Hey, we asked. Then we we're we were talking about how we wanted a comment box where everyone could comment we said, we'll call it stuff my box, right where everyone can stuff my box. Well, guess what? Just got us. Just got. Just gotta step. You're just gonna. Hawks our team that's on resonates with me. So we're gonna be locked in and things we don't need anymore for some good. We're not gonna have any more. Say. Stop it. Stop it. Idea is. All you would treat me like a com- comment box. Tell us what you think about the show. People had a lot of things to say, they want more Mark. Mark, mark. They wanna kiss kiss until we're on it. They want a lot of different things Jeremy wrote this. And he said, I think it would be great. If you get the twins who played the baby and baby boom on the podcast. That's a great idea about this. How are you? Dear listener stuff, my boxes, you don't complain. When you do it. You know what I mean? I just found in the pass onto my box stuff. People have been complaining. Whether you do it all suggestions Kish Kish Kish my box. Fags e oh, you ha- someone wrote in about a contest, we should have. Right. And I thought it was great. What was it from the listener? Jared. I believe we met him at celebrity big brother, and he works on the show there. Yes. Yeah. He thought that we should have asked the ask have a contest has asked the listeners, did you impressions of each one of us trying to guess who it is? So Fags he tells me he goes what if we had a contest with the listeners did impressions of us. And I said, okay. Well, they well, you said what if we had to say I said, it should be a contest where they all come in we breath for the best one. So if you think you can do Nikki or C J or J rod or mart or Fags e or Ross record yourself doing it and Email it to me Ross at straight talk with Ross dot com and that whole contests I named it. What is it called Dumi? Do me. I love it. It's not about everyone. Do us. Do me. He's a great idea. I think it's really funny do me. And so what what are the Email? They go to raw Email Ross Ross dot com. Doing impression do me any song for a female Roz. Do me. Call me. Then I need to find my computer to talk for one second. So every hey rely on maybe you can record. The theme song for do me. I would love to think of a song off the top of your head a little Bill. A little Bill. Baby. Do me baby. One more time. Once is never oh, got it. Someone else said Ross white. It's been too long since you did. Again, ask him some question, then gets answered brain angered some answers to me. Okay. Elissa says dear Ross picking my brain derived, you've Couve early implied that you from short inane now over Pino grease show in the recent months is this true. If so can you walk us through your transitional, he's kid Eliza beautiful question. I used to prefer a peanut grief, yo hands down. And I, you know, your tastes change. He's not like asparagus. Now, do you know all the cauda used to gross me out? Not can't get enough. It is a healthy. And so a mind it is I I that your tastes change. And you have to just something is butter is a buttery Chardonnays answer that yourself. Ellen. And my C says Rawson crow and pick your brain. I was excited when you said you wanted to go back to taking the questions I wanted to send mine in along with hopes that you could help out. Here's a story. I recently started seeing this guy we've got a couple dates and the other day after dinner we went back to my apartment and hooked up. I kind of expected this to hook up to happen when we plan the date and all week leading up to it every time I thought about the idea of hooking up with him. I was really into it and excited by it. But when the day actually came we got things going. Feel it. It was like my Bonnie all week leading up to this was. Yes. Plead in the second touched me. It was like, I'm good. So I faked it and told him I was really tired afterwards. The guys Hooper sweet and really into me. So I don't want to hurt him. Because this may be just a one time thing is is there. Just no chemistry. Any tips are living him down gently. I hope Mr. talk fam- can help Kish Kish L in NYC. And so here's what I think you can't square peg round hole relationships. Right. You the feel it or you don't someone can be the kind nicest person ever. But if you don't feel good when they touch you. That's a big big thing. You got to feel that. I mean because trust me it goes away after a while. Anyway, most of the time so you got to let you have to feel at least in the beginning. What do you think the electric city, isn't there from the get-go? Now, I do think love can grow, but chemistry. I don't think. Really can. That's just my opinion. You don't have to come after me about it. But I don't think chemistry grow. I agree. But I feel like we rationalize a lot of it. Because we all wanna be in love. I feel like a lot of us go. Well, maybe it'll get better. But maybe I'm going to second date. Maybe I'm just funky me feeling it. You know what I mean make excuses? So listen to your life. Sex is part of it. There's one more. Do you want? Again. Or should I end it? Raining. To me. This is a weird beginning. Mommy, dearest Ross. Okay. I just. I just found out that Saturday February third is national tater tot day. I heard the word in how you celebrate. Celebrate with. Cheater. Chater Chidi Chen. I mean each eater. You're going to rotator talk about three days where them Joe's. And I put my dogs medicine in them. So I'll bake like a bunch of them and put them in a little ziplock and French ones at the medicine. Every once in a while be like wake up in the middle of the night. I'll be like I wanna buck in tater tots. And then I go back to sleep taco time is an answer to in Washington state. I don't know other states that have a taco time hot hot fish anytime. Stockham time. Okay. Okay. Mexi dry, which is a deep fry tater tot with like a chili powder seasoning situation on it. And it is a delight hot hot fresh fresh anytime to talk. That is this on not bad catchy thinks. The thing that I teased about why the room, smells like food a little bit the answers coming up because. Okay. One of our brains. Got messed with. The theme of the show is progress progress taking care of yourself trying to become better. 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Okay. Tell you this. I made you'll see now I'm I spent my childhood jingles for talk Otani earned extra money for college. Day. Enough talking. Dad was. Yeah. Okay. That that sounds a little often in my ear. But like that reminded me of like a big like I could see the Criag Rafidah that that was like a big production number. Let's time for Email of the week. The. If you Email me Ross straight talk with Russ. Com could be reading your Email on the air. This comes from a listener named Lucas says about seventeen years ago, I died, and then I had a whole experience that changed my life. I got into every religion and culture that I could which led me to a spiritual path. I'm still currently on I read tarot cards since that time seventeen years ago along with having some clairvoyant experiences, I became certified in different healing modalities such as crystal therapy, color therapy, Reichen, and, aromatherapy, and most recently, I have become a certified hypnotherapist. Zing in pass live and stole connections. Hypnotherapist? I welcome any questions concerns. You have about what I may do. I can even fill you in on my background if you'd like and Lucas offered to help us with Jay rods. Upside I know this listers he's contacted me before. So so if you don't listen brand new Jay rod can't he eats like a boiled, chicken or pizza? That's he won't have any sauces. We tried to have him barbecue ranch. And he's he won't do it. So we've been trying to hypnotize I put Mark in charge of finding a hypnotist year and a half ago. Nothing's happened. So finally, Lucas reached out Lucas is on the phone Lucas. Are you there? Lucas welcome to the program hypnotists Lucas. I feel like Marcus talking because suddenly I'm getting very sleepy. Lucas welcome to the show. Lucas. Dyak? Yeah. Okay. Lucas hypnotise music playing. I actually went through in downloaded this just for you. But before we get to it. I want to talk to you about your experience lot to break through here. Lots of sort out. So the Email you sent to a CJ. Did you hear that first line about seventeen years ago? Lucas, right. He says, I I'd. Died. Lucas please Philip brother in. Of course. Well, first of all I have been juvenile diabetic since I was ten years old. Okay. I'm currently thirty three. So I've had it for quite a while. But when I was fifteen I got a flu shot at school that was recommended for me to have because of my weakened immune system from the diabetes and throughout the day. And later that night, I became severely dehydrated, and my blood sugars were crazy out of control. And I ended up going to the emergency room. And I I. So your heart stopped beating it. Yeah. Okay. How long like thirty seconds. Okay. The question. It was a brief brief thing. But yeah. So here's the question that everyone wants to know, it's the question. I ask anyone who had a death experience. Got to see the afterlife, perhaps sausa- Ming. Lucas lucas. Let me ask you the question though. It's what everybody's thinking. So I'm gonna ask it. Did you get to meet blanche? To soak. Already. One shot of. Please focus continue. What did you see? What did you experience the first? Let me say Jo- joking aside. I'm so happier. Safe in your ear, and you're healthy now, so happy, but please. You're welcome. No tells what was that experience. What do you remember from it? From what I remember of it, the first the first thing, I remember is actually being up above. It was like up of the icy room that I was in. But I was like I couldn't even you couldn't even tell that you are in a room. You're just there. Float up, right? Yeah. Yeah. I was like basically, I didn't even like feel myself float up. I just it was like, I blinked. And when I opened my eyes I was up. Please continue. Yeah. So what I did notice about where I was at. It was like this bright white hazy. Color all around like I was completely surrounded by it everywhere that I looked. Got it about her. Story. Okay. So you saw this light. Yeah. I saw the light. And then I could feel that there was what essentially was another light like behind me and kept trying. It was like it was transforming from like these sick bars of light into the figure, and it was shifting back and forth from there. So I remember looking at it. And as soon as I basically connected with it everything that I had wondered about about where I was and what was going on. I just I was at comfort and peace. With figure light. And then you are peace. What do you think? That was what do you think that image or light? Or what do you think? That was. I think I was given. I was connecting with source. God, whatever you call it. But. And I was just I was just given the opportunity to know. Like the feeling of fluff and comfort. Okay. So let me ask you this question. And what do you think? Happy because you came back. Right. You came back to this place. Yeah. Well, I do I do know that within my connection that. I I was firmly told that I was it was not my time yet that there were things here that I still had to do for myself and for others, and this is so stupid. But really was it told to like you felt it you did they speak English to you like what did you? I mean, it was it started as a feeling in the more that I could feel the words. We're just coming. Okay. So let me ask you this question, then because you got to the precipice precipice. You got to edge of the cliff, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then you came back. What do you think is beyond that light? And that image that you saw what do you think awaits us? I think that there is actually a few different things that go on all depends on where your soul is like where where you're chew self is Glendale right now. I only say that because you know, some of some some people, you know, they say do believe in reincarnation and come back multiple. Carnation? You specially. Okay. So then that's what we're gonna get to. Personally had three past life experiences. Okay. So after this this near death, that's near death experience. Right. You you come back to earth you wake all my God. I just experience that right? And then you feel like you were you were blessed. Then with these gifts these gifts, you had that you didn't know you had until that moment. Those were were guests that I had. Okay. I didn't know let's walk to your gifts. What are you capable of doing? What what what gifts? Do you have? Well, I I am a Rakia practitioner doesn't a-hole. What is that? It's healing like. Geez feeling. Okay. The great reiki raking. I can read energies, I feel things within people. Okay. That I have channels messages from like angels and. Okay. That's that's pretty much every once in a while when I do a reading are healing with someone. They might have loved ones that come in. And give me a message to give to them small small little things like that. Okay. So you are very clairvoyant your empathic, right? You have all of this. And so then you decide that you want to get into hypnotism hypnotism. It's crazy thing. We've all seen it on TV or on a cruise ones in a big amphitheater where they could hypnotize someone audience do crazy things. Right. We've seen that. But hypnotism has really helped a lot of people own Mark opened up about he was a chewing tobacco addict. We didn't know about this. And he had to go to hypnotism and it helped him quit two sessions. And then he had a. Allegedly maybe a relapse at some point. And then went back for a tune-up, and it really helped and he's now been tobacco free for long. So every time that you go through either hypnosis or deep form of like trance type meditation. It it it it becomes a stronger effect on new each time. I have a question serious serious question. Now, if you if do you think with your hypnotism, you could help Mark find the slide. You know, anything's possible. Right. So we've got to take your skills hypnotists. You reached out to me with hopes of helping our dear j rod j rod is here. J Reid is as I talked about this earlier young nice young man who I saw I went to dinner with him. Once he ordered just chicken fingers and didn't dip them in anything. And I went ballistic, and I asked him he said, I have never any sauces. I don't dip anything. I don't do anything. I don't like what are you? What do you eat? What you consist of tyrod chicken fingers pizza fries? That's pretty much. What do you Dipa frying nothing? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What if you get to see him until you get a chicken sandwich? You get on it chicken. What if you get a hamburger hamburger? I don't eat hamburgers. What if you get a hot dog asked me, very very burnt? And then what he put on it. Nothing. You just burn hotdog and bun. Yes. What what are some things? You would never eat. Never. Yeah. What what what really freaks you out any type of sauce? Anything that looks like it has flavor. Yeah. I I'm thirty one thirty one he was at the bubbly brunch. Recently, he ordered like a boiled chicken breast or wouldn't even grill marks on. And he was he said, no salt, no pepper nothing. And he was thrilled. New magin? So he will not do it. So we've tried to get we've dipped in and Lucas, you're listening to the program. Right. Yes. So you've heard when we try to get him to to try a sauce or something freaks them out. And you must be I could help him right? Yes. Yeah. Exactly. Why reached out? So thank you for doing. So I connected. The two of them. Jay rod was down. If you're comfortable do this. Would you be willing to do this j road? Where did you say, I said absolutely out of you? He said abso Lutely. So they get together. And they recorded the session. The auto is not great. But let me here. This is not let me just play a little bit. This is. So you you're on Skype sexual session, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And here's a little bit of what happens here, and then we'll get into it more by Judah here this as my computer decides to spend for second Kito my computer shit together. Blanche hunt together. Now, she's going to spend give me one second everybody. Just so I'm really I'm really part of you. Because I know when you have something that you're that freaked out by it runs deep. It does run D, but I think after years to humiliating like to go out to dinner with your friends and like have to order from the kids menu. Sometime, how do you feel? Watching it. Here you go. Here's a little bit of this. And explain it. I've just staring at my stuff. You all. You are scaring at your higher phone. Your show we won what the aunt? So he you get on. And you start asking him these questions, right? Like how you get Jay rod into a little bit of a trance. Well, it's it's usually starts with like an exercise to kind of make your eyes feel heavier. And then you connect with your breathing is whenever Mark talks, a minor really strong. Is actually very close doing that. So you start you do and j what do you think you sit down you nervous to be hypnotized moment? I'm in my head because I'm very cynical and at the same time like I don't want to like my thoughts. We're just going. Everyone knows just to relax my mind. And that's the point. Right. Isn't Lucas you sort of get him into a relaxed state. Yeah. Just so that the the your conscious mind can just step aside in this up conscious mind takes over subconscious mind. We all do you all do my mind is busy. I don't know that I have time to have as to what's the from the sea of a subconscious mind, and what mind couches conscious conscience to slow down function in everyday he had the conscious down. So walk me, through example, like how stop this music that's tacky. How how would you walk us through to all of our listeners? Like, how would you get us in the mood to slow? Our minds down. The first thing is like with connected with your breathing and the feeling of becoming tired so that you can relax bit more easier. So the easiest thing to do would be to just keep your head straight like looking straight ahead. But then look straight up with just your eyes to spot on the ceiling, and then you take a deep breath, and and every time that your eyes blink as you're breathing out or breathing. Then you just realize that man, my eyes are getting you know, they're starting to get heavier, and you do that a few times. And then once you feel that you can close your eyes comfortably you just close them. And then you you start to imagine actually. So here's the deal before audience closes. There is totally cut to the chase here. Little bit. Let's cut to the chase j rod you get him under hypnosis, right? Right. You got J rod under hypnosis Lucas. Yeah. J rod what did it feel like being under hypnosis kind of just happened? I didn't realize what had happened. But what happened? What did it feel like I just felt like I was dreaming and okay. So this is why in jail tells me he's like, oh my God. I found things out about my past lives, and we may have found the reason why I am scared of. Please tell us about your past life. What did you discover? Okay. So I just covered that a little bit like, okay. So I got back to a memory when I was a kid about my dad getting angry about the steak not being cooked the way he wanted to be cooked. Okay. So then Lucas goes. Okay. Well, I guess he was talking to my higher self. And he said, well is this fear come from this life? And I said, no MacOS it. So he asked to do with pass rush. And I said, yes. Long story short. I found out that I was a girl from Ireland who lived in eighteen seventy two I guess in the middle of the potato famine. Wondered why he has but not feminine products, very opened was feminine side. He'd been you're in touch with your feminine side. I am. Yeah. Yeah. So. The fact he could he told me that he could feel the feminine energy. Okay. So ready to things I pass life experience is that he was in the potato famine. Whether was no food. Religious nothing with no flavor. I also found it interesting. I thought about this fifteen minutes after I hang up Lucas put mashed potatoes were my favorite food as a child, and then I stopped liking you ask potato. I don't not anymore, but I used to would you eat them. If I forgot you mashed potato try gravy on it. Yeah. Look great. This is liquid me. Liquid me. Dream about a girl who's a mix of destiny on liquid dream model. What me okay. Good. So a little girl who etailers I'm just I'm just a girl. Let me be let me be take us back there. I wish name was Harry Carey Harriet Harriet did you wear a bonnet? I pictured her in a break Slough hairy the Irish girl who just -lica- tater all day. Right. But she can't. She ain't got no tater. No food, right? Right. Pank fast for today. Rods life. No, he's grown. He's a young man growing up in the east coast. Yes. And you like food until there's a moment when people your parents in front of you fight about what steak food J raw civically food equals. What to and your mind confrontation? Yes. Food equals a feeling of being unbalanced unsettled. Yes. Right. Yes. So you can control it by just eliminating food. Yes. Because the the steak was cooked the wrong way. So something was risky about the food safe food equals safe life. Look at you know, that's what you're that's what you're doing into by going there that regression took you to the source of it the source of it is if if the food's not right, mommy, and daddy will fight. Okay. And that's why you put a fence around safe food because that is your comfort zone because that's when you filthy this, right? Lucas sounds right? Yeah. It's it's pretty right? Do you feel? That's right. Right. Actually. Yeah. That makes sense because I don't understand why I would just turn away from food. And then when Lucas the audio, but I got really sad. I actually started crying. Get that far. You you probably couldn't here. But like you could ask I'm just really sad. Then listen my dad's angry at the stake. Okay. Feeling really sad right now. The one thing so sad of being so sad. Just a number that you are. You're just when observer of the marriage, and it you don't have any. Emotional attachment to them. I don't know why I got a wave said. Okay. So there's getting emotional one expect that did you not at all that actually took Lucas a little while to actually get me out of it because I was still in my feelings one. How do you feel Nick? I know you didn't expect that where it's like a fun little bit. We're trying to figure it out. But did you feel like you had some sort of breakthrough a little bit? Yeah. I found the stem of the problem. I think so too. I think we did Lucas do you think like with your experience with hypnotize people with issues it's best once you've had a session to jump right in and try something. Right. So if you were fear flying purge him to get on a plane, right? I mean. Yeah. That's the sensually. Yeah. Lucas. Yeah. I guess let's torture them. Yeah. That's sounds good. I win. Because essentially past life regression of healing, your soul to heal the mother fucking shit out of this soul. So here's the deal. I went to Donald and I got nuggets that's the smell twenty piece. I know America's fat because at twenty nuggets five dollars. I'm just saying that out loud. I couldn't believe it. I got to. Two of each sauces. I take them out here. I got to barbecues now, we've tried barbecues before pre breakthrough. I try I got two Honey mustards which we tried before. What was that pre everyone pre breakthrough? Sweet and sour Sarah's. We tried that before. But that was what? To ranches that before. But that was what? Jay rod. Yeah. I'm opening the beside not twenty comes to ten pieces. I'm giving you each sauce here one of each four sauces, and I'm handing this over to you. Do you have any words just like a quick sentence to support him before? He does this that might help. All remember the fan capital. Okay. Say that again, remember the was castle. What is that about? So Lucas had me basically, build a sandcastle with all with everything that's bringing me down or that. I have problems in my life, everything and it got washed away by the sea visa, just releasing everything. Just handed nugget with barbecue sauce. Okay. So remember you're saying castle? Good. I don't eat more. Established, you know, the the potatoes, right? The bland food. What about the sauce? Did he cover is that all in with the potatoes? I that's just a fear flavor. That's what it is separate is a separate issue. I think ties together. Together. So J ride favorite look at the sauces. Yeah. Which one appeals to you. We have a ranch barbecue. Honey mustard and a our barbecue. Now. Remember last time you tried barbecue through it up. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Now looking at that knowing knowing in the past are you bigger than anyone moment? Sure. Because I sometimes just a matter of taste and people don't like barbecue. But with four sauces, you're bound to like one of them, right? Another mathematician anymore. I gave it up. But I think odds are interface over. So Jay Ryan got that barbecue. Yeah. Now, you've done the work, darling. You've done the work. He's met with you had Russian finding pinpointing what? But is okay before I go shouldn't there be some type of when you hypnotize? I pictured him going like. And now your fear is gone naps the fingers, and then all of a sudden, I'm good Lucas. Can you say that? And gone. Jay rod. No. But like, let's obviously, isn't that. How it works as a process I have to come to. And then all of a sudden just happens because I didn't have that moment. I had to be taken out. To get out. There were I mean, there are different layers to it. But I mean, the from what we've done already I mean that is a big stepping stone to get you on track. All right. The excuses. Jay rods dipping. This is barbecue. You can do this. Jay, right. I have faith in you. Remember what you've learned? Hey, remember, why hiccup breath, and you are bigger than that one moment as a young kid be the man to look at that little kid kid version of you in say, I'm the grownup telling you, it's okay, nothing scary is going to happen because of flavor. Right. Right. CJ? Thicke CJ fucking work. Dr tricia. Rossy? But thanks CJ. Great. Good job. Great. All right. Thanks urine angel. All right here. We go. Big boy being bite for boy chewing it. Are you kidding me? You're good at this. Nikki it tastes good. It takes. Okay. Let's see what we think about swing sour. Let's relax. Relax. Sweet and sour. Jay, I'm opening ranches. We talk. Yeah. It was in your face. You were like, I'm okay, I'm okay on bigger than that. You're like tolerated it, but you don't have to like everything you taste. That's the whole point in grow. Like, I have an I taste a lot. I don't like everything. And I just go. I'm not gonna have that. But you tasted it you were bigger than the flavor bigger than the song. What I'm talking about? Right. See where my belief us after all of that. Okay. Try the. Ranch. Not be able to do barbecue barbecue barbecue is. Ranch wrenching was one sauce that I try to all the sauces that like I couldn't Honey mustard. I was absolutely repulsed like love on mustard Swede and Tang smell it. It's a Honey mustard. Ehlers how tight feats how do you like candy J, Raj? You're gonna listen towers the candy sauce. Office. It's a it's sweet and sour you like do you like sweet candies? Our candy. The fact that you didn't gag when you smell the Honey mustard is already huge because used to gear gag was. So I would try what I would do with the hunting of our just put it in your finger on your tongue and the call you're going to love sweet and sour you might love. It. You will. Let me smelling it open the container. Put in my finger share. I would put on chicken you love chicken. Yeah. These a data little corner. Have that has that good? Candy chicken. That's good chicken chicken. It's going to be so good now here you. Oh, okay. He's tasting it. I think he likes that one. Yeah. Don't like it. But I'm not bring it up. Okay. This is huge because it registered on its face. He wanted to dry heave. And he didn't. And he put he like put worked through it. I'm so impressed. He's like, I'm fine. I'm fine. And then I look at him, and he could projectile. It's a man on the ledge right now. But but you did that to sauces too. Big boy bites you swallow him in everything my gut, really. Look what you've done Lucas just one four hour session. I think that I tried to watch was long. Forty five minutes is something with Jay rod, and he's sitting here guzzling sauces. He's barbecue. Isn't that good? People want to be cured if something, hey, hold on Mark. Can you get Mark? I one more favor to ask of you. Lucas while you're on the phone could you could you do me a big favor. Can you cure Mark of interrupting me? Just give him a quick little session. We'll sit back here as you run through it with him. Okay. Mark to a good place. A good place. Good. I'm not going to quit. Actually, I've been pretty good lately. Maybe because I'm in the other room. You can't even up Lucas. Yeah. Okay. Look run him through anything real quick. Since Mark is such a complex creature. Would it would take a little bit more knowledge about him to get to be able to change something? I understand that means loss cows let me. We'll look at how do people find you want to? You're welcome. Lucas Benson on Facebook. If they're in the straight talk group on Facebook. I'm I post in their awesome. Well, really phenomenal work Lucas. Okay. That was impressive. I'm glad you're here. Thank you so much for being for sticking around, you know, and not following that light all the way. Okay. You your job here isn't done. Okay. Thank you for sharing it with us. All right. When we come back. I'm gonna coming with song. They'll be doing that also Nikki retraining balls saucy with j Rodman at Mark and some more stuff to all right? We'll be right back with much more pop straightalk. That. All right. We'll be doing another sauce. Right back. America has a problem. The world has a problem. Did you know that sixty six percent of men lose their hair by age thirty five and listen ball guys can be hot. But if you don't wanna lose your hair. What do you do right thing is when you start to notice it's too late. So here's the if you want to keep you here. Take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself. This question. Is that the heroin slowly starting to move backwards? 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Amy thinking about what other songs could do like Dallas, my Alice. New York might Bjork. Tampa my grandpa. Say live in Miami. Tampa my grandpa. We'll be waiting everybody. My. Back. Wow. Is the name of that song? My AMI Miami. Did they title at that Miami comma by Amy? Brilliant idea. I you should've seen like he's saying let me read activity is is he's saying Miami. I love it so much. And then I looked at the console and I saw Miami coma. And it was like, I I didn't know we could do that. Like this. So stimulating to me because I think of that she got to a place. Really? I couldn't let it go. I've been thinking about this. Welcome back to the program. Oh, that's going on. These doors. Before you go. I want to say something that I realized that I actually really enjoy having nuggets around next Ajay. Rod is great because I can double dip way one. He's not going to turn the nugget around like, oh, and I said, you know, that you like, oh, turn it around W O. Oh. Dozen fucking matters. Well, I just want to say thank you for sending in such great stories. Keep sending them. Strictly dicky. Okay. Anyway. A your serendipitous or your freaky, or your murderous or your creepy goes stories to Nikki be at straight talk with Ross. Did you hear that? What was that in the room with a ghost my watch hit the corner? Oh, all right. Regina Barnhill sent me. An e. This is good as he believable. Don't know. What's gonna happen next on believable? I haven't heard that. Regina says I remember when I was younger about eighteen or so my mom, and I went driving around town running errands, and she pointed at a house and said to me, that's where my friends Cheryl used to live. She then proceeds to tell me this story. For years and came back to her hometown in nineteen seventy four she was married at the time in her husband went to get like to go hang out and have some beers, Cheryl and her husband. So the four of them are all together that Cheryl you wanna beer. Yeah. Exactly. Let's get the guys to Cheryl took my mom's side told her about a bad dream that she had had Cheryl said he had a dream. She was murder. She blew it off blamed it on late night news or all the coverage. Lately was about these two women that have been recently murdered in their town. My mom and dad went home that night after hanging out in that was the last time that they ever saw Cheryl. No. The next day Cheryl has been called my mom, asking her Cheryl had mentioned her running errands after work the he didn't know about since she wasn't home on time. And my mom said that she had remembered anything about errands, but she thought about the dream Cheryl had told her about and the had he just thought there's no way that this is the case. But that in the back of her mind Cheryl had gone to her job at a convenience store that day where she worked alone. Fords. The end of ships. She would shift to -ducted by man. While she was filling drinks in the cooler. She was driven out to a field for she was murdered. No, they caught her pillar the next day because he went back to visit the body to this day. It haunts my mom. She is now a big believer in dreams and being a teller of things in our lives. She always wants to evaluate my dreams when I was growing up. And now, I know why she has made me a believer as well. Kish love for Gina. Thank you Gina for the cell. Sorry about Cheryl four horrible awful, Cheryl. Had that dream about herself anybody ever had a mission premonition of their own death. I know that super creepy to ask have you on? People that died. You know what I mean like? I wouldn't be you know, what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Maybe people have that. Don't you ever think? Like, sometimes you get feelings like I'm gonna die in the. Oh, that's just a thought permission. I do all the time. Has something going on. Can you give it up there on what's just barbecue? Chattan mortgage guys on my brother passed away two weeks before he passed away. I had a dream. And we were hanging out. We listening to boys to men, and then all of a sudden we were on a boat we were on a boat, and we started standing up, and he'd be like Titanic thing that Leonardo DiCaprio does. Yeah. A fell into the water don't water I wouldn't after him. And this is all in your dream. Yes. All my dream, and as he sinking underneath the sea, and as he sinking I can't reach him. I had thought in my head, and I just kept thinking like my brother's going to die. My brothers going to die. He's going to die and I woke up my brother died two weeks later. Should he was six? I'm so. Wow. I think our our bodies and our spirits pick up on things way before. And if you think about like, you know, space time continuum, and that there isn't time is not linear. If there's other things going on like do we know about these things ahead of time? Do we feel them in our body? Do our to our to our human versions of ourselves. Are they are we so dumb that are spiritual versions are picking up on other very I remember when my dad was dying this long drawn out process and Bonnie and pon friend. She's to me she said, oh, he's it's going to it's going to happen today. So I like didn't leave his side. It was like eleven fifteen at night. And that's when it happened like Bonnie, Tony is gonna happen today and there'd be like seven days of thinking any every breath. You know, so she just knew say it like. Remember when we said, we're talking about our fears, and I said fire. Yes. On the program, we talking about fears. Did you see that post? Somebody went to listen and months ago in may facts, he said fire with is the big fear and worried is house would be burned down. But I think that we all have that in us to be just tuned in and we stop and we're quiet. I think that we can all yeah. We can all receive mess. Well, hold on. Hold on. No what? What? I was in paled. Nasty. No. I can't believe this. Komi? Wow. I have no idea. That's wow. Blanche? Whoa. Now what I like an onion. You know, what I mean, there's so many layers keep learning that's right show it all right away. I didn't know she was in pale. Visual in my I know Nikki. Nikki. Thank you so much. Keep them coming. Nikki, please. Okay. Balls with facts. Steed. We Ron I know somebody said that blanche should have her own podcast. Can you she it would actually be really funny if she had her court. Jackie is not blanche Blanche's different actor. Okay. Ross stretch. All right. Iraq is I'm gonna go. Ready? All right. Okay. Wrong wrong. All right. I just want to address. The elephant in the studio. Elephants in Kearney. Nikki. Little body of. Can we talk about this uh, plus weekly? He's going there. AT store. I had to go deep. I see this online. We've all seen I feel and you don't have to talk about it. No. We're not going to cut it. We'll talk about it. Yeah. No. It don't added. I feel like that's the elephant in the studio. That's the elephant in the show. And so might a segment is ball's deep ongoing ball, Steve no one has to answer. You don't have to answer the question. The question is what do you feel about that article? I have many questions about of start to start off. How do you? How do you said you have a new boyfriend? So how do you and what is your answer to that? The. Oh, I always say nothing off limits. Okay. So us weekly did put some articles and stuff, and it was some other ones who else did it entertainment entertainment tonight, kind of instinct magazine when I saw them. I was like what I'll tell you this. It is. So you know, I make I made a living in part of it is like on Chelsea lately and everything we talk about everything going on the poultry even pop talk. You know, we do it. I have a new appreciation for those. I just because people have a lot of pinions about whatever's going on your life without knowing what's going on life. So simultaneously. There were few things going on like I just reached out to my mom right away. And said what can of course, not going to go to details of anything. But I'll tell you what I was crazy. Interesting was just being on that side of it of people speculating about your love life and your or lack thereof or whatever's just speculating about your life was like, whoa. And then like people send me things. I I look and see people having opinions about it. It's like not even knowing details or anything. It was very interesting exercise in having sort of empathy. Right others. You know, and it was a it was an interesting moment. And can I say I saw this on the street dog group page, and you know, I think that because we've created a family, you know, you had a very public relationship you made it public, and I feel like maybe it didn't end. So. Oh public. I mean ended public in the goodbye like we broke up, but I feel like because that article maybe, you know, feel a little like wait as there's something else. I mean that was something not shared with us that we should know as a family. You know, what I mean, there was I can promise you there has been lots in my life that I have not share. I open it up as much as possible. But I promise you there are things that our listeners, and you don't know about my life now and my life before and everything like that. But like, I we share what we can. And I I I'm not ashamed of anything. I don't have anything to hide. I just you know, I dunno you world trying to figure it out magin if you're just trying to figure out your life, right? Yeah. Just figuring it out. And then, and you don't even know you're still figure still figuring out. And then all of a sudden, not only people asking you questions, you know, calling saying what's going on? And you go, I don't know. And they say, well, we're going to. Article about it, so confirm you like. I'm just I'm just getting through the day. So I that's why I'm not commenting on anything. And I won't but I'm happy and I'm good. How about that? That's what you signed up for being a public figure being a celebrity. You know, like nobody ever cared about that stuff before you know. This is new this is interesting. So do you know what I'm saying? I never had to deal with that stuff before. Respond. I was sure. People care. I was just shocked that kinda fascinating right that you're you're I don't mean this disrespectfully that your tiny little life matter so much to everyone. Because all I was leaving target. When I got the call, you know, think those people live on different planet, and the people that people ride about in there saying that was it's really bizarre. Crazy. But I admire you for not having a kneejerk reaction any of that. Because I don't know if I'd be good at that. Wait a minute. That's my life. You know what? I mean. I think you're handling everything really gracefully. I listen to you. And I'm I love you all to I'm happy working it out figuring it out that my life. You looking at me C J. What do you wanna know about nothing? Nobody's business. I'm just listening. I great. That's great. Any suggestions any advice on how to handle it? Just come out and be honest about our honeymoon. And the fact that it's raid, and that we were on honeymoon. And that you've madly got it all wrong. Yeah. Doesn't even know what they don't even know. No, not everybody's all. It's all good. And you know what? The fact you ask that you went there just proves on the show. I mean, you know, like when you need to know when the world need to win the a listener when you straight talker. I'm talking to you listening when you need to know something, you'll know something all right, but great, but thank you. Nothing's off limits. Great. That I would love I'm not I love you. So what's out there is out there? Okay. So celebrity big, brother. What do you think? What do you really know? Do you know the mooch the Mucci nightfall each other on Twitter, and we private messaged say to each other. Hi, how you doing that? We just said that when he got the job with Trump in, but he was a campaign or the communications director for hot minute. And so I told the story and talk to I was like who is that he was named for five minutes. So I googled or searched him on Twitter and said he followed me, and I was like I follow him back. And I wrote like, hey, congrats on the job and he wrote back. Thanks roth. Great. And you like this cast like Deary excited about it. Yeah. I would watch anybody on the show. I love the game. I love this game. So when I watched people I've never heard of on the regular big, brother. So this is just kind of fun. Like, I wanna see Dina. Lohan gets slop all over her. Right. I wanna so of course, I'm going to watch. That'll be fun. But I want to be very clear whatever they put together. I'd be happy. Because I I watched strangers. Do it right. Okay. Okay. I want to say real quick, and then have a Balti CJ. But bland, no, the dog show thing w I was so that picture you posted on your Instagram of you in Debbie Gibson. I love Debbie Gibson to at least a van Trump was there. I did the American rescue dog show it's like Westminster, but for rescue dogs categories like best in best in wiggle, but best and Billy clubs and they're all rescue dogs. A lot of them are that we highlight dogs that are up for adoption a special needs is a category. Last year, we beat Westminster dog show shot up really in the rating. So this is going to be a two night event. February seventeenth eighteenth Homer channel. I love. I love that suit. You're wearing to Mr. Turk. My dear friend, Mr.. CJ stretch. Jay got me hooked on one on Netflix. This. I mean, you you only one have you watched you, you know, I didn't know I didn't. Thank you. I was obsessed. It's like fatal attraction, I think it's like fatal attraction gossip girl meets Dexter. Oh, really? Absolutely. It's got a bunch of stuff in there. But it's gory. Fatal attraction fatal attraction, it's a little bit of Charlie and the chocolate factory and Johnny Depp. With the dad thing. It's like thirty percent. Like, minimal. But you get so pulled really addicting recommended show while we're all here killing eve. I love killing e how do I get that? It will now it's on it's on Hulas on. On on. It's on something. It's on something. It's on. All right. I just really quickly want to give a shout. I got a ballsy for you to NICKY. But I wanna give shout out to Jillian barberie. Who is minding the fight. Yeah. And so just keep in your thoughts because she's in chemo and radiation right now, and she's doing really, well, she's strong. But just keep it in your good thoughts and also, Nikki, your friend. I've been thinking about your friend. Do you and your friend? You have a podcast with your friend who's who's not doing? Well, right now, Molly and I recorded some podcasts called nine for sex. They have not been released yet, and it's sort of been her navigating her sexual lifebelt while having a terminal dykes pretty fascinating, she's going through it right now, some sunny her more love and light, you can imagine. And all of you straight talkers out there that are going through your own shit. Yeah. Send in Houston love to because I know some people are struggling there. So sending sending kisses. That's the real importance. Let life is intense. It's I what I learned from the fire is that we all we have is right now. Yeah. Yeah. That's all we have nothing is guaranteed. And so that's what I that's what I've taken from. The fires wanna say just be grateful for today. Right here right now is that's it love the realm of topics that you hitting balls deep. You goes like super deep in harsh lake sweetness. I love it understand the whole point of Boll, Steve, nobody deep everything. I mean, I don't he always says nothing's off limits. Like you said nothing's off. I wish you could have seen your face. Out there. We will have a discussion. Travel now later. No, no, no. I gotta walk the walk talk. Eat Doug it. Talking about you. Wrote a song for that that whole hypnotist. You did. That's right. Well, I did. But it's I wrote it in like ten minutes. Okay. Let's do it right now. No J. Rod this song for you. I'll play you'll do forgotten. I did it in ten minutes. Okay. Ready? You're ready to. Introducing. Shing. He was hypnotized. One of we sponsor. Jay rod was afraid. He was petrified. Kept thinking he could never live without blend chicken by his side. But then he spent so many nights thinking how did them wrong, and he grew strong any learned how to deal with sauce by being hypnotized by Mr. Lucas will he jump in and swallow that sauce right down his throat. He's. Pilots beer and then to swallow that sauce or he'll be back by easily. Oh, my we did. Oh, no not sauce. Well, thank you so much. Love you guys. J? Rod was afraid. He was petrified. Kept thinking he couldn't never live without blend chicken by side spent so many nights thinking how that did them wrong. And he grew strong any learned how to deal with SaaS Bob being hypnotized by Mr. Lucas will he jumped in and swallow that sauce bright down throat. He's gotta change that childlike fear and learned swallow that sauce hill be back or he'll be back to eating like a seven year old, and it'll be a total loss. Not so. Phillies revive over will blend chicken and hot dogs be his whole life. I hope the hypnotize works. I hope he swallows tartar sauce aren't Hopi survives. Will. He's by. Five. Tried. Little room. I can't do it. We'll do it live. Doing. All right it, and we'll do it live. Thank you for singing life. Once through after I wrote into bucket. We'll do it live. Thank you so much really phenomenal. Love this show. In mine always comes into at this. F- in Christ. But I just want to start with black lives matter still with everything that is going on. I think it was a time when we were saying that statement, and it was very powerful we were out here. But I think it's so much going on in the world. We haven't been pushing out as much, but it needs to and I've been saying this even more so just because I've all videos of being especially the young black women that are being violated by grown white. So when I think of like Neil Wilson being murdered at the Bart station. I think about the young black woman working at McDonalds in a white man reaching over the counter and grabbing her recently, the twelve year old black girl that was punched into face by some fifty six year old white man, and she was like knocked out. This just happened recently this week so seeing all these video and that video my my girl Paris MacOS on my show. She. Enjoy looking at the video and her daughter was looking at it. And just Bella Paris daughter. She has sound like a look of fear in her face and for that little girl to see that think like she can. To be scared to go to a McDonald's or any place in America and fill like some grown man can do that to our it. It annoys me. I just have to say this again black lives matter because all this shit that going on the world this breaks, my f- in hawed. And so you grown white men. Keep your hands to yourself. I'm let me be in place when that happened because I am climbing out of this Spiderman somewhere and doing something somebody bait. Oh. Like the girl at McDonalds. I would fight. No Girling never got to do nothing because I'm a beat at anyways. So anyway, bring all that to save that black lives matter outside of that now to divert a little bit Dr brunch. This past weekend was really fun and amazing. I was there. And there was this woman that brought her two kids in and she was like these are my kids first time coming to a drag show. She's like I've been before. But they've never been these kids were had to be no. And so I met the daughter. She was beautiful amazing. And then I met the sun. And I was like oh my God. You guys look amazing and your dress of the commission because the little boy had address on us. So she was like it's his first time he loves drag. He just kept coming up. And I'm in my little back service table just kind of mining the mining the grounds and making sure everything's fine. And the kids coming up can we go up and give crews go up and give the goal to see that little boy doing very free in the mother was like, yes. No. This is so fun. I was like I'm texting Ross right now that you've got yes, I was like. Yes. I was like one of the few put it make it. You're doing a show you just. Go to see a little boy in their dress feeling free and the mother, so I say this because I know we have a lot of parents in that listen to the show that are in the straight talk of God bless you. Because you guys listening and posting about to show, you guys have an open mind and open heart. And I appreciate that. But that little boy in that dress my whole Tyler. I wish I had that freedom in my mind when I was young and God bless the parents. Lastly, I wanna say cupcakes a rapper one of my favorite rappers. She was going through something recently. And she fin out this tweet where she pretty much to the fact that she was going to kill herself. Everybody kind of chimed, and it was like, hey, we love you cupcake, and if you ever seen ja- definite masters always performs her song she's got treatment now. So she's doing much better. So I just want to send I love if you guys are like dinner, we sat on the show, if you're feeling anything filling in a dark place like, you know, you have people like DM any one of us. But I want this cupcakes that can you start it from beginning. Because. Okay. But but she is she's mazing and she and she's getting love from everybody. And so I'm just I think about that pain that people go to that people go through. So we are here. We are family. You got. That's just broke my heart to see that come take what's going through that. So this song right here because I haven't played a solo in a long time beginning from the beginning, you guys, listen, look the words, it's it's hard phone like listen to it will it will touch your life and Phil play this graduation at your funeral that your wedding this all right here. Okay. At your graduation and your little. Someone else's in trouble markets, so gullible who falls for anything. I know what you're doing. Okay. It's going to be filthy. Let's go Mark. He goes. Ooh. Ooh. See coming use to grow. Mark. Did it alarming nasty? I just want to end with some heavy, and we have to go through the process. Diet plans starts, Debbie. All right. So first of all Ross thank you for getting saucy with JIRA, jump the gun a little bit Ross. Thank you for sending his and having me hypnotized. I really appreciate when one of the is up. It always ends with SaaS. Right. And. He said I just want to give a quick shout out to all the government workers who are basically out of a job right now for a long that's not cool and the teachers of Los Angeles. You guys are marching all over the county. I see you. I support you. I think it's very important that we take care of our teachers they have one of the most important jobs in the nation. They're very under pre she aided to if you're a teacher, even you're not from Los Angeles. Listen, I appreciate you. I want you to know that and he was Los Angeles. I stand behind you. And I hope you get what you want so important. Yeah. Definitely is the after in to their members vailable to go down and and March with the teachers like you. Good. Good. Good. Thank you. Jay rod. Damn. I don't wanna know. Well, first of all for the February ten drag tastic bubbly branch. I'll be driving out there that morning and then driving back that evening. So I am my hopefully goal is to be there. Just with the family and everything we've got other stuff and the kids. Fags should definitely move to Palm Springs because he is a gay senior citizen. Really supportive all commercials from all kind of sound the same. They've got that like fake brassy. Like, you're talk. Oh time, you know, or like a cereal commercial or fish anytime. It's puck. But it's got that that weird eighties music on it. My grandfather was living in Carson city when he died, and Diana, and I made it up just in time to say goodbye to him. And then he went to sleep. So then we went to the casino to gamble and mess around. And then I hit this around eleven twenty pm, I hit this huge like Jeff pas on the slot machine. And right after that, I got a text my grandfather died, so we feel like on the way out kick the machine or something like that. It was weird. Like, I would not usually into those things. But. That that was his number one priority when he was dying. Still have some. Weird time on. One second. That would be that one weird grandson of mine. Make sure. His personality. I just wanna say today's balls deep proof that Fags does not discuss his questions with Ross before the show. And just so you when you're looking it up on your DVR, the dog shows called the two thousand nineteen American rescue dog show that Ross is a part of an killing Yvonne. Thank you. My wonderful, really phenomenal work. Darling. I want to tell you link you talk about how you need to be present in grateful and thankful for all of that. I'm thankful and grateful in present for all of you. If you wanna follow CJ, he CJ life C J A Y L Y F E, Nikki Boyer isn't a border on Twitter. And I m Nikki Boyer on Instagram. If he. Media, marcus. Jay rod is Josh disco Rodriguez underscore. Hello ross. And the program is Hello Ross pod. Did you don't participate in that? I think we do need a base. As ricky. You know snitch is gets there. Snitch snitch. Title to you. Call them out for everybody. Do I just ask him? Why he doesn't say why don't you? That's about you. Did I didn't hear it? I just think I'm saying union we need a base in it like, I'm just Ross. Yeah. It's about harm show is. Hello. Ross. You. Ross I'm billing kind of weird because I asked that question are you is everybody that question? I wanna feel like just kidding before that proves he doesn't discuss it with Roz. We don't want to discuss it. Listers of the show that want to hear. Have you? Your top it. No. It's not just juicy j it's like, I wanna make sure everybody's cool. That I went there with them. I didn't. I love him. It wasn't in any kind of like, I don't want to shock them or go. Everybody's good. Need to get thicker skin. No. Dry skin 'cause I will go there. I don't do that too. Okay. You know what I will? Compliment isn't like you have thin skinned, dude. Hey crying saying he doesn't talk. Dudes. Dan. All right. I love it. Bunch of together. He said that. Dudes to. I was going to say. In all series. Three days. Top not a cherry on top. Janney wearing fourteen ballot. Yeah. January fourteenth fifteen days ago or fifteen years ago. My dad died, and so we just I just had this little marker of that. Right. And so I just was like in my feels about and I've been listening to a lot of country musically and one of my dad's favorite singers was George strait. And I didn't know this song is George strait. So I would always like I know a lot of George strait songs just from being in the suburban with my dad driving. We would know. And that's how I know songs song will come on the radio, and I'll just know everywhere. It'll be like, what am I saying ain't so cute? And the, you know, because I know this one I didn't know, but it was played for me when I was talking to somebody about about missing my dad's. So this one is for him. And I think anyone who has dad every human. Dad, but she did. But I hope he had someone in your life that made you feel like this. We'll see you next week. We loaded a station wagon with a ten. Coleman and sleep in bay fishing. Three days. Seven said. Camping in the wild. Have returned. Two. Deavere? They row round. Classic cars. Worst thing. Drab with that. When you're in your dreams. Spend in. We would not sewn into. Fun. Shirts without tuxes. Came. He said. This could be. Been three. Being. This is the best.

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After Glow #10 - August 4th, 2019

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

22:22 min | 1 year ago

After Glow #10 - August 4th, 2019

"Hey there it's me Ross Mathews from straight talk me. Roth us on the program. We discussed just about it but we can't always get to all of it so we wanted to create a place where we could talk about the rest of it. You know a place where you could discuss it with us <music> and say you're positively glowing okay. Let's go. It's time for afterglow away. I WANNA know who giant say all say everything. Get this recap popping after break it down straight talk to be into take time to talk to me about the show it let's. I'm here with straight TALKER. Cynthia let me tell you Jay Rod and J. Rats here also the rod and I met Cynthia at the live show in palm springs and the elite instantly connected. I went there really for you you. Did you really specific vaccine back. I'll never forget when I first saw the audience and we screened and we'd hugged can then I'm like. I love this girl so much. I was so happy and Giraldo's with didn't we both you guys both were together anyways going around getting questions as deep yeah. Well I love you. I instantly loved you and I still do and I love all your support online so thank you for that now. You've been listening to straight talk since the beginning right. Oh Yeah I very big chicken fingers. Did you start listening when it started happening or did you like late later. I think the first one I listened to was like episode five so was clearly on yeah but you Click Damn Oh yeah okay and listen to all the episodes about one hundred times and we listen to what are some of your favorites. Give me like the top three favorite some the thumb like at heart the challenge J. Rodman's doing comedy. I wasn't there another one. I love all of everything they urine shoot. Darlie and of of course I love when Ross would always mimic <hes> mark. Oh there's nothing like that best about. I know I know it's like why didn't you say one time. You sound like Mickey Mouse. It's meals on crack and we'll give you one more time. I love when <hes> when you guys do the Niki Roulette we did that. The live show yes. I was in the chat when you guys were doing as you guys should play this bad. Thank you for listening. I'm so glad that you're like a true straight. Talk Show so okay so we have a crazy show oh to recount yeah now. This was a very unusual show like you've never all that. You've heard this one is by far probably the most most different when we recorded. What did you think let's start at the beginning. was you think when we started afterglow okay overall. I loved it at I honestly. I'm like what is happening. Why are they recording this. Why are they complaining but just honestly it was like I was listening to. My friends complain about stuff like okay but I loved it because you guys ended up pulling it all together in it was just it just became like a regular show was funny. We clicked in. Let me tell you that I'm really I really respect Ross for not no. We could've faked it. We talked about that. He chose to just do it. Just be ourselves in just react like how we were reacting. Yes and I love that getting real deal with us but you know we were all all trying to process it. Could you tell did it come through that. We were like in shock and like kind of upset and we did it. We were like okay now. What could you tell yes I I did and I was like why what Kim laughing and I was going to listen to the regardless so good. I love that okay so Cynthia. We got it. We got a voicemail from Jimmy Johnson a Jimmy and he has a question about the episode and I'm going to direct this really kind of for gay rock announcer this <hes> so let's play it. Hey fags <hes>. I just wanted to know <hes>. It's a question not a comment. I just WanNa no no what was the exact moment lake. When you guys were informed. The episode did not record and was lost. Please paint paint me the word picture. Thank you all right Jimmy so I'm going to answer this so basically I'm the engineer and I have the recording session in front of me on on my computer so I'm able to see the wave forms and it looks like throughout the show so when we're recording I'm looking at the way forms and everything seems normal because there are actual wave forms going on. I think everything's fine fine. Everything's connected through the mixer. We all hear each other in the headphones so I just assumed that it was picking everything up. What happened was we went to break during breaks? I'm you'd everybody's Mike's but since I muted everybody's Mike's and they were still wave forms going on. I'm like how are things still recording. It doesn't make any sense. You know what I mean. You know how usually when you hit no I got it yeah is there should be no sound period so I was like wait. A second and I stopped the recording thing yeah. I listened back and I was like Oh my God but we're not record yeah okay yeah but he what he played back what we sound like. We're in a tin. Tin Can sounded really far. It was terrible. It was terrible but he wants us to paint a picture like that moment so I want to just say how we all. I felt like when you said when you played it back and you said the whole thing is recorded like this. It was one of those moments where you just have to surrender in the moment because there was no way okay. I knew Ross would never release that and I just felt like there's nothing we can do like just kinda surrendered because it was so shocking yeah I mean we were almost done with the episode we just had like the balls deep and we had Nikki. I'll make it believable like the third segment the show where everybody has their own segment and that's it. That's all we we had left. It was funny though that Russia's got up quietly poured himself a drink. He had a heart out she had somewhere to go. I had to leave early so that was dressed so we had we didn't have time to do anything. We didn't have time to start a whole new show even though we went a lot longer than I thought we were going to go. I thought that new show it's GonNa be like twenty minutes so you end up making it an hour which I'm proud of what happened. How did you feel in that moment. I was sick to my stomach because it was my fault really or for my footfall or whatever state with your year it was Gerard. Speed wasn't as probably my it was probably well. Thank you Jay Rod. That was riveting now the marine okay well. I don't know it was shocking. It was shocking and I just I'm sorry you felt like you were. GonNa Throw oh APP. You're right now. G My God. It's very perilous in here okay. So what did you yeah. Let's let's move on afterglow right. I just WANNA say really quick quickly that somebody wrote on the page. The beginning of the show was boring but then it Kinda kicked in and I enjoyed it so yes we did like finally click in you know what I mean and I have to say our genitals. Talking was one of the funniest I have ever heard. The Ross has ever done on the show. I know C._J.'s with the elephants I think Nikki's China the Doll Russ was seriously asking questions like Nike's but Jonah it was really funny. Yes it was I loved all of it and and you were a monkey and then and then later Ross played nipples. I thought it was just so crazy but I love that we clicked back in and I love that it. It became this crazy weird. Show one like we've never recorded before yeah. It was so good and our butts talked after the Bud Sasha then you guys sorta talking and then you guys went into unbelievable and then it was all my God vows crazy. Let me just talk about Ross and sound Apax you if you didn't see it at the life but he is so magical as far as with sound effects. I don't know how does he do that fast. He's fast and crazy. I love that he's I've been getting stuck on the ads and going like h he gets so angry. It's even funnier. Ads are playing right. I'm always thinking. Why didn't you just pay for it already it anyway. I know it just makes it even that yeah. I don't know how he plays those sound effects that get accused them right up to the right time. It's crazy. It's weird. I don't don't know how he does it so good yeah pro no. He is is yes all right so let's move on afterglow all right. Let's talk about Freaky flaxseeds. I didn't have have my balls well. I didn't really have a big. I was GONNA say my balls full ball Steve. I didn't have a gigantic. It was just that in the last after after glow I talked to C._J. About prostate massager I really did think that he was going to hire a man to come over massages prostate milk it because you could do that. I said two fingers not one Dowa. I never knew that. Did you read add major red. Algae reds latkes blessing so what did you. What do you think about that and I have to say. Cynthia's boyfriend is here. I'm sorry the name is Gabe and he's sitting over here darling on my charity so handsome and so sweet and kilos. I asked you listened to episode this one on the way over here. Would you get your prostate milked. He said no he's phase. He's driving so he could act which I'm sure you laugh game he. He laughed okay well. The thing is I said on the show like when you get your prostate checked at the doctor's like as a gay guy I didn't like that I was like tell me win. GimMe a countdown down. I don't want that. I don't like that. The straight guys are more comfortable than the gay guys come in and I are you comfortable with losing dishonesty arrived. No nothing of my God your prostate. I've actually never had my prostate checked Gerardmer. Oh my God. The mixer is going to lose the Rod. Listen come over here. Take your pants down. Oh my God he he almost got up your prostate prostate in Nineteen Zero Sexual. I have to say on this episode. I was really happy 'cause I've been getting a lot of crazy reviews. I like I didn't know when I was doing when I started being magazine and then after was going to get a whole new. What do you call it. Onslaught a lot of people are saying on perverted and to Horny in to sexual so I was glad that this episode everybody else was all sexual. You're yeah okay so just everybody's genitals are talking. What do you think about the mold of what you think about like when the fact when Ross is constantly more I love ah your spiritual to do you have a crystals and bullshit store near you and can I just say where you live yeah and she lives in Hispanic spirit his spirit jared set this the guy we gotta get back on track okay. Let's talk about crystals and bullshit and the would you. Why don't you go to Chris and I need to really cute. Little area gave gapes gapes Moldova. He was later. I'm sorry Gabe he's where he's was on his phone servicing during the show now no one of the episodes block Rodman afterglow all right so let's talk about me sticky fingers property doing what were your feelings when you tell me what you felt when you heard that I mean I wasn't surprised that you were going to stick your finger. Marks surprised by that right you get it. I totally get it okay so yesterday. At the crystals bullshit store the Crystal Shrine I was at giving they're giving readings. Yesterday and a straight talker came in hello braxton yeah. I actually interviewed him on the streets. I'm GonNa play that right now. Oh my God I'm on the hard streets Burbank California and I'm here with straight talker Braxton Braxton Hi Hello Braxton just moved here from where <hes> Chicago and we're standing in front of the crystals bullshit store. He came over here to enjoy the store and see me right obviously and he's also wearing secret. He took the secret challenge and he wears what's the what's the secret whiff take a left. Oh my God. What's this rainforest rainforest shower fresh shower. Let's walk because we are. We are on the street and it's really hot. Let's get in the shade <hes> Braxton so I want to ask. What did you think about the latest episode. Give me your little quick. Like what do they call speed round. Let's do a speed round of the the episode. I thought it was great. I want to know what my butthole sounds like or what sound effects that I would have. I think your butthole might be a penguin or a loon. I'm from Minnesota so that's they make noise. I don't know let's say a loon. I don't even want to do that. Okay what else what else <hes> okay so. I really enjoy while I was really upset. When I heard that the episode was lost and so I was now we felt seriously way to go J. Rods. Thanks a lot Jay rods feet <hes> so then I started listening and then actually loved the episode and now all I think about is where is that episode. Are we ever going to hear it and and what are the secrets. This is the second lost episode so it's going to be fascinating ever POPs up. I don't think you'll find this one. This one's really lost <hes> but the other one feels like it's lurking out there somewhere real quick before I forget. How long have you been listening to stay talked since day. One honestly actually was probably a day to the second. I think you're a die hard. Drew Straight Talker die hard well. I recognize you from calling in like called in. How many times have you called into this show. Maybe like four. I five times Marie wonderful okay. Let's go on with episode. <hes> what else happened in it so the wholesale. What about the <HES> <hes> prostate massage. Would you do that. <hes> of course I would you would. I wouldn't ever think looking at you that you would stick that up your back. I would try. Would you stick a Nikki beach. Sucker up. How you know we say before me Bajo. We'll Braxton accent listen. There's not much to talk about because it was kind of a was it a shorter episode we for the first half we were kind of like bombed that we're just kind of recapping and kind of bound and then we we all kind of clicked the whole sounds but was there any <hes> <hes> ah Nikki believable or what are we had a Nikki believable about the mold of Eight. That's right aren't the multi sound effects so fun. The sound bites funny mold of I give you another one mold avait masculine and this is my listen live. I thank all right. I'M GONNA go because it's really hot out here but Braxton Braxton. Thank you for being on. Don't even have a name for this. I'm the the street reporter but thank you and thank you for coming into crystals and brochure and let me tell you Braxton's really cute and I got got a little teeny down there a couple times of them now. He's shipping so the crush went away all right. Thank you Braxton. Thank you L. afterglow. Marie is now time for top and bottom. You do burn Anne mm-hmm. Okay Cynthia. What is your top most favorite thing in this episode. My favorite thing was C._J.'s blackness where he was talking about protecting your magic but you also have to make sure that your magic is good and that's right yes so you always WanNa bring the best that you can and and then <hes> how he was saying that sometimes we need like those sunny people a sunny disposition types of people and I feel like I am a sunny disposition person but I do feel moody sometimes so the podcast really helps me to who come back. I like that I needed the podcast retail idea. I go to you guys to laugh. That's nice at the. I like you know I understand. He's he's C._G. Has said that many times protective magic and I'm like. I don't want to protect my magic because I'm so open I just like to give it away but I and learn being at the crystal shrine and giving the reason I really do have to protect myself even more like yesterday. I bought crystal to protect myself because I get a lot of energy because I'm really you know I'm. I'm like come on in you know so I have to learn to protect some of my magic so I I'm kinda learning that but but yeah I love that. What was your least favorite thing of the episode? <hes> the lost episode support that some of the show is missing and I love everything that you you guys brings so. I just wonder what some of those jokes were and I want to know what you're talking about. Ranching J._R. wasn't a good show it was oh honey and we started again in Nevada now. Let's talk about getting blank new segment I do. I love the song and how you had said he's under the blink which I don't know how funny that was really funny because everybody no one really laugh. We were just having Uh God right now and that was the end well Cynthia Marie. Ah We've done it. We recapped an episode that was lost and you my dear are absolutely glowing only always going that's just the sweat a hundred and four and J Rod. You are glowing J. around. You always go. Thank you so much for being here. You drove in from his spirit and thank you thank you for listening. Thank you for all your support. You are just wonderful. I love you so much bags right well. That's afterglow ad till next time. Keep glowing really really your glow is spectacular. You're welcome. Do you think I'm always glowing always <music> well. You all know I'm afterglow glowing. I am afterglow. You have to stay glowing glowing Houston. I love you. Thanks bye bye birdie Dear H._I._V. It's me science. 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She's a Mobile Homo - EP 266

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

56:44 min | 1 year ago

She's a Mobile Homo - EP 266

"So I have a I have always had a dream of having podcast right now that dreams a reality. Check girl, cheek itchy. Didn't do it. When the Dida e. And I'm grateful every single day. But I just when I thought I couldn't get any more grateful here. I am. You know, I'm in Palm Springs. We had our first bubbly brench yesterday right here at it moxie. Right. And it was hundreds of people you were there packed solid. Unbe wasn't so fun. So fun Ross. God, I was so proud of you so much. The first one you learn thing too about finger to your Lacoix won't do this or we'll do this. We'll do it this. But I was just so proud of how dull point is this all the street. Talkers came out, right? Boy, Nicole was there C J J J J just come up with that was there. Draw was there when I draw when I push on my day in the in the car, and I go call J rod they go. Do you want me to call drawed? Skip that step when I call Gerard. Rod I go click because people go call drawed Star Wars character. Anyway. So they were all y'all out here having fun in Palm Springs. But of course, we have to do my mom comes into town tomorrow. So I don't want to go back to LA to podcast. What do I do? What do we do? Tell you what we do. We told Tricia, we said Tricia, can you pack up. That was in the middle of a sentence. Can you pack up all the micro the new studio everything from Darlie put it in a bag? Right. Bring it she brought it to Palm Springs, Jay roots. Here. He set it all this Stu studio. Yeah. Can be in any home we want so Pristina darling. Stews homo studio mobile, we can go anywhere. She's a mobile home. Oh. So maybe it needs to be Pristina early mobile home studio. Okay. I think it needs to be. Okay. Wait, preceded darling. Mobile homos mobile home. Okay. Mark's going to have a really tough time with this orchid name the name of the show. She's a mobile home. Oh, okay. That's name this episode. But I do need an announce J rotties. Rod could you do it? Could you do in announce for it? What am I even saying live from the Pristina, darling? It in in your microphone, Dr live from the Pristina, darling. Stew studio mobile home almost just say, here's the show. Here's this. Yo he's the gay best friend. You wish you had. And no you need. Top love money. Now here he is Ross MAC. Sure. Sweet. Bumba tumble job. Everybody. Cholera laughing because. During the we're in the guest room painted like pain, and there's big like palm print pillows kit right TV mounted an MSNBC is on mute. And during the theme sung bullet as you just put it would look. We were looking at it. With our mouths open. Oh my God. Okay. But it's just so wild that we're in your guest room here. I I'm lovey so comfortable, the new Bong, we call it the bung the bungalow the bunks Deng. No. It's the bang. Yeah. So in the Bong there's like a front court you're back courtyard and everything's open right now because it's sunny here in Palm Springs beautiful. So all the sliders are open. But now, I'm a little neurotic a half to go. Check on the girls do mind. Keep talking okay show. Bras, headphones the going through I can see Audrey coming in and out of war going in the opposite direction of his dogs. What is he doing? What is your own? Hold on. I love the internet about you're doing sports. That's what I'm supposed to do that. He's on the podcast. Okay back there. Good us. I've been watching him right there. Yeah. Okay. In the front Lena's laying in a bed in the sun. Yeah. Okay. I love the said, it's sunny and bright and everything's open. But you didn't mention that. It's a little cold Ross. She's about sixty two outside and you put a sweater on. I'm sorry. But when the sun is out like this in the fuck and middle of winter open. There are one two three four sliding five wide. Everything's open indoor outdoor that's a whole point darling. I was telling 's telling you this morning and my hotel. I looked out looking at my window. And I saw another guest into bikini on her balcony. And it had to be like fifty one degrees. She was in a bikini trying to get to the sun to lay out like sit in her chair to get a sundown phrase because you'd like you said, she's probably from the midwest. Whereas the polar vortex is going on as she's just trying to get any any amount on a suntan. Can you imagine in the midwest who are freezing right now from this crazy if you were like, you know, it's sunny, but it is only about sixty. What they meant. Let me must be thinking. So let me do a quick reach around everyone here. The creek. Hey, hi. To be here by calling voicemail. I dunno weird. He'll he'll be. And he has if please leave a message for. Beeped? He doesn't even have he doesn't because I think it's route and people go I like it was like, please leave a message for seven to seven. I'm always like could you just say your name? Okay. Yeah. But so CJ takes at one bitch face step further where he doesn't he doesn't have the numbers the computers doesn't say the numbers, and he doesn't do a voice mail. So it's just eight to leave a message for. And then and then I was going to be like bitch. Where are you that? You'll be hurt known. It goes beep the mailbox is full. Although, yeah, I feel sometimes people do that. And not CJ people do that intentionally sometimes because they don't want to get the messages. I'm gonna ask, gee, if I can do his voice for Hello. Jay, I want you to do mine too. Well, you can do a whole business within Q so much. So we have lots to get today. Tried to. We do doing. I'm happy to be back. Yeah, I'm happy to you have been gone because of you had an oral experience. Well, I not only had an oral experience I had a life. I've been having a lot of life experience spent she it's been a bit for you. I mean lifespan bitch for you, Mr. Minaj, and I have to preface this by saying that I don't want to what Ross I've learned so much from me because I always feel like it can always be worse. Thank you. To look at you. I don't mean it like that. You know, my house burned down I had to get a tooth pulled. Which was a whole fiasco what happened with which to the two long story short was cracked every time. I ate the food would open up the crack a little bit and shoot pain up into my head hit a nerve. Yes. So they said I needed a root canal turn any of the tooth pulled. So I went and had no I went to an oral surgeon and ended up having a fight with the oral surgeon a horrible fight like screaming at him. Why? Because he numb me up and left me in the chair for an hour with nothing. He forgot about you. Yeah. What? Yeah. I was sitting there going. This is weird. What do I do put my head out? What's going on? No one knew. Yeah. And he came back, and he goes, so we're going numb you back up. No. You're not since you were could you actually curse at him? It was like no, I was talking slurry. Oh. That's right. Leave me. I have never been tile. It was like that long. So you'd gone through the needles in the mouth that that part of the numbing is just hurt. Right. It really hurts squeamish. And so I was like how you know. And then it stopped, and then he said give them the gas the laughing gas. Okay. Sounds good. So far a little hasty. He was angry because I was squeamish. The I think because I was an emergency situation. He was busy. Maybe he was overloaded. So just got angry that I was squeamish and then left me in there. And I said, no, you're not pulling the tooth. I want my money back. And then he argued with me. And then I won. He said, you're right. I'm sorry. I apologize. I'll take your out for free said. No, I just want my money back for real. Yeah. Went to another oral surgeon his brother, actually. 'cause I recommended a dentist to Mr. Malone just for regular, Dr Kim was this doctor Kim's office or no, no, this was Dr Kim did not recommend this surgeon go anyway long story short. I got the tooth pulled. That's always such a weird thing when you because I had my wisdom teeth taken out in adulthood, and what an experience brand new mouth. We are just like, oh, I can put my tongue in there. Now. No, my tongue keeps going to that whole, of course. Yeah. And then somebody hit the bubbly runs came up to me said can I ask you a question? I don't know. I don't think he's a straight talker. He said can you give a blowjob oh with your tooth out? Like right now, I'm like, I don't think. So I don't think I'd want to like an open wound, and you can't use a straw, can you because sock? It not that I've given blowjobs, but you don't use your teeth. No, you there's suction, and it it I can feel it like going sucking in there like the suction of it. I loved the healing process from a tooth. I just loved that. I know this is so more. I don't know why I just was like oh my God. It's like an open wound in my I couldn't believe it was just so and then he'll so quickly the mouth heals faster than any other thing. That's what they say about. Mine doesn't feel like it's healing fast. Will what's bad mouth for? On a hurts when I laugh. Also a week, right? It's only been a week tomorrow go in for checkup. So there was the two thing. And I just wanna say I had to put Howard down on Friday. And I can't talk about it. I don't wanna talk about this too much Di is shattered who's been just the audience was ill for real. Yeah. Yeah. He was in congestive heart failure and he had colitis and I put him down a little sooner. I think than he should have been. But I didn't want to wait until he got so bad that I was like I woke up, and he was struggling to breathe. I didn't wanna put my dog through that. You listen your vet had been on top of it forever. Right. The vets. Yeah. It was the right time. It was the right time. Okay. Yeah. And I'm so sorry. And I know it's been a lot of grief grief grief grief a lot, and you're handling it really really wealthy. And I'm so glad that you are out here in Palm Springs for this. Even though it's too cold for you. This sun is beautiful son. And all these happy faces pumps rings came out for brunch yesterday. They really did moving on because I know you don't want to do. You actually told me you didn't want to do and. Do you want to talk it out anymore? I just want to say that you know, you in life things happen. You know, and we just differ in the moment. It's all okay. And this I want to thank you for giving me. This is hard to get me to the podcast today purse. I wasn't. I didn't really want to come here because I'm grieving, but I thought distractions good. Yes, you know. And also reaching out you need to reach out. If you're going through something reach out, tell someone you're going through something it's hard though, sometimes to reach out. Do you have a problem reaching out now? So if you're upset about something you'd go you call. Hey, Fags really upset can you talk? I wouldn't call you. But I call somebody. So mean to me? No. I absolute always do. I am so bad at so many things. I am good at communication you real-. You are you're so yes, when I needed I reach out, and if someone needs an I show up, and you're very direct always. And can I say I want the listeners to know that you are really hands on with what you do. Let me just tell you. Okay. So yesterday, I get a text from Ross at seven fifteen in the morning and for the brench is before the brunch. He's like good morning. I'm on my way to WalMart. I'm sitting on the toilet. Right. He goes pooping. But I just thought who goes to seven. Goes the WalMart at seven fifteen in the morning. Walmart was open at seven twenty four hours situation. Yeah. It is this one is okay. But the fact that you were going to WalMart, and you were getting you told me how to get like a divider for a room to the dressing room for the queen's is a little less to be less than desire for brunch. So we made a situation made it better. And so the day before I said all and I'll get a room divider curtain situation. So I went and then I put that up there. And I was sweeping at the brench got there. I love I love what I hear. You. Gotta do every little thing. You are a celebrity you are celebrated in this world celebrity. So the fact that you get your hands dirty, and you're in there working I saw you leave the brunch with your with your books and your t-shirts going down the elevator. As like look at him work. Always I brought the merge there. I'm bringing the merge home. But I admire it because many celebrities would not they would let the assistant do it. And you don't even mean. Tricia was great. She was great. But she was she was a to j rod went to drunk. She got she was so much fun. Hold me. She they went to j rod and Tricia went to the casino two nights in a row. Yeah. Can we talk about Raja Tristesse state last night shoes a little to five in the morning because you what wait a minute. What time does she get into? You know? No, she was home. We watch TV last night. But she was the tips that she's like, I'm staying here. So she stayed here in left at five in the more supposed to go home. She wasn't. She was not late. She just went hard. But it paid off because they went to the casino. I night how much did you each the casino one two hundred and four dollars each the first night. That's great. And then last night tell them what happened the casino. So we're leaving. I'm up about two hundred at this point. I think Tristesse is about one hundred and she's drunk. So she doesn't want to leave the casino, the general stay just stay. She twenty dollars demands that I put it into this game of thrones sloppy. I put it in to spins later. I bet the max we win six hundred twenty five dollars on one spin on one spin cash it straight. We're going crazy. Many slot machines. I play and I never win in. I was thinking about that. I wouldn't want to. Slopped? I never win anything. It's lot machines. No, you get your bonuses. Very rarely you serious. You've got them all the time. Wait, it's been. It's been months bonus. Really? Why don't you come on come up and bonus me sometime it's been too long kid bonus. I play I can't I can't I played yesterday. I played money rain. Everybody knows I love money. Rain penny sought money rain because why when you get a bonus. And everybody knows this teaches in school now when you get a bonus on money rain, you get the song. Oh, oh, money rain. I never got that. It's been months since I've had a bonus toss out an original song. Or is that a is that a slot machine? Song? It's comes on the slot. Mach- comes on money, rain, only, original or money ring. Okay. When you get a bonus on what what is what is he not understand if that was a real. And there's no math and know when you play Dolly slot machine, and she'll sing one of her songs songs. So on money rain when you get a bonus you get that song. Oh. Oh, money rain. I didn't know if money rain with some route route from the eighties when I say, it's a slot machine. I got it Ramesses original song plays that song. When you get a bonus. And so I play play playing play one because the excitement of a bonus. But mostly I want to hear the song. Right. How does it? Go rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, faculty. He just three times I say twice. Here's ready time. Oh. Oh money rain do now. Oh, money Ray Close. So the point I wonder if the money rain theme song is on all my gosh. If you found that I'd be so happy, but the cool thing is Trish one at Mariah Carey slot machine. The first night so instead of money rain we heard fantasy and we heard her do like twenty ad libs. So to me, I. Money rains day. Rod not money. Rain slot shot song. Listen. So maybe I made the song up differently that. But it right is the bonus. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Clearly, somebody recorded it when they got a bonus in the casino person is I think we could be friends listen, and it's titled money rain slot machine. Best money rains on. Hey, listen. So it's hard to hear a little tin hurt. In the beginning though, what brought. It's kind of like nothing. What you saying shut up? How dare you? I enjoy. Very great little pop jingle. This is called money. Rain deluxe slot. Oh. I'm skipping the ad. Hold on listen. If there's a song in here. Come on, man. No. Do that. Did you hear what you owe? Anyway, the whole point is plays though. Okay. Love it. No, I want to go to the casino. Let's let's bring the equipment casino right now. So here's the deal coming up. 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I had a big morning. I went to the chamber of commerce already, and I went and I had a press conference because I'm the I'm doing pardoning with the city right now for any money. Just because I love the city this campaign called uniquely Palm Springs. So we held a press conference. News. Was there? I got up a little podium. I really yes, I were bowled scarf. How official very official. There was there were coffee and pastries for for everybody. Why did you get up on the podium? What did you have to talk about? Well, I want to talk about this initiative uniquely Palm Springs. They're seven hundred there are seven hundred local businesses in this town, which is a lot for a small town. And it's part of the fabric. Oh, it makes Palm Springs. So unique. You know, you can't get what we have anywhere else. You know, they have malls and other places we have a lot of mom and pop stores, whether it's bars or cheese shops or happy hours hotels or things like that. It's very unique to this town. So we were celebrating small businesses the count the town continues to flourish it's important to support this mall businesses. So that's that's about it was big big morning. Did you just wing it? Or did you have something written idea in my head? Okay. That's how I work. You know what? I mean. I got a thing in my head. And I do I love this. You're putting in emotion. I love it. Listen, I let my town out. With. Give it to me to be treating to be hard to be team, y'all steep with ASI. Hi misjudge too. Very extended balls thraw dry. Press conference. Nothing's up limits. Go darling. Ross matthews. Did you receive movie called? Animated movie. No never thought. I know what it is somebody posted this online. I saw that they have trolls character. I think his name is like guide diamond or something any actually farts in Universal Studios the park in Orlando. He farts and glitter comes out of his seat. Okay. I wanted to know what you thought about. Well, I like things that far have glitter come out of there. But how cute they have a character at universal that than little children are watching this, and it makes a fart sound glitter comes out of it. I I mean, I like it. I think it's more your thing. I mean, I think if you were a troll. That would be your easy. Okay. I didn't know that would be your lead off question. I just kind of general thing come back. I just I just. Welcome back just thought it was wonderful. Okay. Have you seen the new trailer Roth or a lab? Oh, no, you haven't stills today of Will Smith now as an I love Will Smith. Did you see the blue body? So that's like people are having a hard time because happening that he's blue like he does look like blue man group. Well, I don't understand what people expected what I think is playing the genie. I don't like it. I'll tell you this. I had a real problem when they made beauty and the beast the live action version because I said if I wanna watch or I'll do I'll watch beating base it's enchanting animated films. Enchanting? A Landon is just as enchanting. What an amazing. I mean, Robin Williams is the voice of the genie. And the things that could do is unbelievable. If I wanna watch a latte, I'll just watching him that his name said I did finally on a plane when there was nothing else to watch watched the live action beauty and the beast in do you know, what it was delightful, so delightful, delight yo I love that. You finally saw it in London side. I loved it loved it. Now. I don't know that's going to work every single time. So we'll see I'm thrown by the visual of Wilson in the blue face. Put it Ross grown. Thrown by face little Melissa thrown by it. But I'm going to because I learned my lesson from the beauty and the beach. Yes. So I'm going to stay open minded, I'm waiting for them to do little mermaid, which I think they're doing. I would love that I-. How's it going to the end of water? What did you see Mary Poppins real little? The Mary Poppins return, which I didn't really need it to return. They go underwater, and then looked really good. They have special effects now that look good. So I think it'll work. Okay. Did you watch the Grammy awards? Did what you think? Dolly. That's the one part. I missed can you almost this morning? And I thought oh, it's on the DVR because I'll tell you what hop hop hop. Well, how is that? I didn't record it. And then I realized oh crap. It's not recorded. So I missed the first hour and a half and came home, and then they repeated on the west coast right after the repu guess, and then so I watched the end, and then it started again, and I got tired to like get to the Dolly part. I can't believe you got tired to get to Dalai pushed through that. Sorry. Did you see Diana Ross? I did lady Gaga L of court. No, yes. Oh, of course. Okay. She really went there lady Gaga she made it a Gaga performance. Yeah. She was like she was the unease up and like doing the whole. Ballads. Yeah. Yeah. But I liked it because she wasn't alley. She didn't do that from stars. When she did Gaga doing it kinda liked. I wonder how she'll do it at the Oscars while she's supposed to be doing it with Bradley Cooper, a wonder how the what she'll do at Gog away or the stars born way for the Oscars. Yeah. I never get tired about or stars. She looks unbelievably beautiful and when Michelle Obama walked out, and they was great. Someone wrote squad goals posting that. People wanna know EP on this about the studio changes everything good with Ben's down. I think people are a little confused of are we ever going to go back to bins town everything standing spent so Ben's town is there they were they've been so kind to us let us that studio. Then there was a scheduling issue where I had a bunch of coming up. So I said fuck it. I'm going to buy equipment. We'll just do it at home. And then I fell in love with doing it at home because I love being in like elastic close with my dogs right there in so Benzon, and we will certainly go back sometimes to do it there. But I I mean, it's just been so conducive to my life and my life has been on the road. And I'm writing the book, and I'm here, and I'm just coming in there and boop. Boop. And I know I like it so much you really love it unloving home. It feels good. Can I never leave? Our love bins town. No because I really love that professional radio sound. Yes. You know that this doesn't have great. There was a little more kind of. Compliment kind of thing. Oh, was it. Yeah. Like, this is fun. But I missed the quality. I know I hope that wasn't passive aggressive. I didn't mean it like very passing attack. No, I did as he engineered the offensive. It's not gonna be nice. If at twenty thousand dollar studio go I record my podcast out of my phone. So I'm grateful. I think it's great. You know, somebody posted online, I didn't know you did this. But you had a gig on America's next top model years and years and years ago. I didn't know you did that years and years I was a challenge, and I posed with the models, and I it was the challenges to like do a sexy like window scene. Yeah. But I didn't like it. Because I thought it was negative me on top model. Yes. Because I think that they were they were like trying to get the girls to pose with you like to be sexy with you like that. That's a challenge. Like, why would that be challenged be sexy with just a photo? It was to look good in a photo. I don't know. I didn't find offensive at all. It was just kind of fun. I was like oh my God. I get to be in one of the girls kind of negative in her little clip. That's gonna be kinda hard to be sexy with Ross Mathews. What are you talking about? I could be sexy with Ross Mathews L. Listen you not everyone's Cup of tea. Dick true. Did you know somebody else brought this up on that? You're Mark voice. Sounds a lot. Like Mickey Mouse. Did you ever put that together? Of course. Yeah. I think Mark sounds like Mickey Mouse, did you really is this let me tell you. Something. Oh my God. Did you see on? Hello Ross pod. Posting these videos because Mark can't remember the name of our studio. And so I tell him the name he's like go. And I was like he's never gonna remember. So I just turned the phone. What's ambush? What's the name the studio? And he's. Oh. Like. Pope. Pup? So then he so he I keep asking me in. Finally, he gets it. And it's like. Darling. I'm a thought it. Yeah. Mark. And everyone's loving video. I'm not an hour later. He's not gonna remember if I do it. Again, I go up right away. I go with the name of the studio when he goes. Just what is? Run. And it was just so funny. It was two days long with he got it. Again, you lost it again. It was like did you see all the high Saul all of them? So funny one I got hundreds of comments like messages from listeners. Like, oh my God. This is I'm obsessed with is the best thing on the today. Fun, fun, fun fun. I was having so much fun engaging with them. I got one mean one from this guy, this listener who goes all right? Not funny. We get it. I wrote to him. And I just so, you know. Out of hundreds of messages from this all day. You're the only making of one I just wanted you to know that that like, maybe it's you a not us. There's eight nine he wrote back dead you beat a dead horse. Whatever like mean, like, he's just so, you know. Oba and I was like, well, then you can have your money back blocked. Really, I I just don't have any time for it. Oh, like one of the. One of the negative, Nancy and all the fun. I don't ever here's a if you're over it. I get that. If you're over it, don't click on our stories, how about that white was sweet left is what is just like move on tender. Move. I don't know. I was annoyed. Yeah. Maybe it's the time of day or something. But I was just like I don't want this negative. I don't want it right now listening in male. That's unfortunate. Listen, I still love you. I still love you. I just don't want the angry messages still block. You know, what I love what I loved about Ross. You actually got Mark trying to answer that we're trying to say that when he was having to p really bad that we really on. Because he was and then also I really like when you got mad. Mood. He wasn't a bad movie puppet. He had spilled he has built a cost all down his sweater, go to these. We had all these meetings is like a put wall it'll drive by the time. We get there. It's like thirty degrees. We get there. And he's just like blotch blotch blocks down his sweater. If you saw teeny tiny little scarf heels. Look. Missile cover it. Yeah. Didn't work. Yeah. I understand now. He's never seen. Mommy, dearest. So I can understand that brain blocked, by the way, Sarah listeners Sanchez who works here in the local NBC offers. Love you, Sarah. She brought you a movie she brought me drop dead gorgeous. Did you watch it yet? I have not washed put Nikki's purse to be safe. So Nikki has the DVD. Right. So you got to get. I will watch it when I get home, and I am so excited 'cause drop dead. Gorgeous isn't streaming anywhere. So Sarah brought it to me as a gift, and I'm really for next. I wanna know if we can go deep on someone else. I have a couple. Okay. I have a couple, sir. It's just like people want. What about remember you did with Marisa on the block or off the block with big brother? You're not going to do anything or we Don doing it for celebrity big brother because it was too short. They couldn't find a sponsor. It's like two in if they're gonna that kind of money it needs to be longer sort of investment. Right. So they're interested in doing it for the next season of good. Okay. All right. That's all. That's all. I really had. Can we Jay how much is off limits of everything? We'll see. We'll just have a conversation kick. I wanna I didn't think anything was all I wanted to know. We're not gonna edit out. We note edit the show. So if you don't want to answer don't answer. But can I just tell the story of being very generic? Yes. So yesterday at the live show, there are a bunch of straight. Talkers there, right? Yes. And there was one j words are engine near and there we were all hanging out. And there were some straight straight talkers there this very very cute girl not to describe her. But she was very very beautiful. And she was a listener, right? Yes. And. I after the event we also went to this bar hunters, which is around the corner from Oxy where we do the brunch. Yeah. We went, and we were all sitting there look up and see Jay rod talking to this beautiful listener. And I said, I told you CJ they're totally blink right. CG goes like, no, should should we go. Like, basically, he was like should we go like intervene because she's a straight talker that weird, and I was like a no all I want is for j rod to have sex straight talker. This would be great this'll be greats content for the show. I agree. There was another street talker. Standing behind me her say it and goes do you ever stop producing the show? I never do is true though. Save all the show. That for the show. So then I j was gonna stay. So we could record this. I was gonna get him a hotel room all these. So I'm not hearing from the where is Jay rod where it's and then I hear from Tricia I hear from fancy that. Jared Rudd spent time with this beautiful straight straight talker. Yes right now. I turn to you. Right. And I look at you. Jay, rudder engineer. Yes. Tell me the story. Okay. Well, I didn't just spend time with her. There was a group of us. Okay. So there was me. I know their names now, they're my friends. They're my friends. So as me, Greg, Sal, Alex, Judy Caitlyn is the beautiful one is the beautiful. They were all beautiful girl. I didn't know what you're using real names billion, Greg king and trishaw. Okay. She was there too. Yeah. And what was there as well? This couple times. So it was a group of us a great, great great. Great straight talkers. Right. But I could tell there was a connection between you and. Yeah. It was nice. We had a good time. But nothing happened. What nothing had happened? It just didn't happen. We had we're having a good time. We went to the casino. We were in a group. Everybody was having fun. We went to dinner we went back. Where'd you know, Billy reads a luxury looked that's where we have thanksgiving. Love it. Wouldn't you? Billy reads. I got it looks like little house on the prairie. Like my version of chicken club sandwich was grilled chicken lettuce in bacon. But they put mayo and I won and I wasn't expecting it. So I had the typical gag reflex that normally have. And so would you do send it back will they sent it back from you because I held it in my mouth, and I rented the bathroom and spit it out because you're embarrassed. No. Because I wasn't expecting it to be my mouth while you spit it up on the plate, or why would I do that? That's rude. My does it all the time. I held it in the bathroom. So you don't like bandwidth. No or would have to try it consciously. I can't like habits sneak up on me. So they sent it back. We're going to get back to the I know here's the audience. I know wants to hear about this. If I need to know about food. So I went to I went to dinner with Jade read the night before and he got a BRIC brick chicken, which is where they cook it with a brick, and it's a flat down with the lemon sauce cooked in a lemon sauce. Right. And French fries any ate chicken and lemon saw yet? That's good. And I tried steak and he tried never had stay. We'll never since the mom and dad fight about with mommy and daddy. Right. Mommy and daddy fight that was over state. Okay. This is good progress. Okay. So back to this. So you're all at Billy reads. You have manny's on your your sandwich. Right. But was that the only white cream of the evening was the only white cream of can we just back up? Can we back up at Billy Wright? Was there a lot of flirting going on? I mean there was flirting ole time, but we're a big group. So we were just wild throughout the whole night. I mean every time we we've played blackjack and their time to do it bus it. We would stream Butch rookie here. It was cute that pit balls over and calm down. Why? Oh, wow. Yeah. And we won six hundred twenty five dollars on slot machine. Again, Butch Ricky proud of you. I'm okay with that. So there's flirtation and then so you you you're gonna go home back. Hey, everyone. Well, let's a hit back to the hotel. Also, I was heading back to the hotel because my stuff was stacks. Right. Right. So he came to my room. I was like I need to get Scott Mustang. And what did I say never specifically what you said if you remember you could say, I really don't remember. I was a cheerleader for him getting late late. Yeah. I really wanted him to get late. I'm like your young man, you need a Jain now. You know what I mean? I really wanted that for you. And you were kind of like, yeah. You know, what I say, you know, what I take. James j rod did he have sex with a straight talk. I go he won't eat barbecue sauce. I just. I was thinking the same thing rush. Just now. Just no difference. I love pussy, but it's. This kind of talk on this show. I won't have it will not have it sexist part of life. No, I will not stand for it. My mission wasn't to have sex with this girl. I was just going. I was going with the flow type of thing. Now, you also have to realize I don't drink. So for people out there. I don't I just don't drink. So for me, it's like the other girl if she gets to a certain point, then it for me, it's starting to feel a little rapi. Got your good for the old day. I was like gauging. I was like all right. She this what she that level. Because every time, you know, that's fine wrong with it. I going. Going into any. But listen, so nothing happened. She she went back to get myself from flaxseeds room, I showered, and we're all going gonna go out to do karaoke. And in the meantime, she passed out she like fell asleep. But he went on with the gay guys. Okay, fun. Okay. Nothing happened. But where's she from Virginia? Okay. That's not that far from LA. Oh, yeah. Commute. Uber. Okay. So she's from Virginia is she's when does she go home? She's actually still here. She's going home tomorrow. Shaver you're still here. I am not for long onto number. Yes. You should only got call now and say, hi, it's Jay rod. You're on the podcast. She listens and say, I know you're still in. I'm still in tone last night was fun. I'd love to continue hanging out on the podcast. Just do that put it on speaker and call her right now unless you don't want to but it's kind of an order come on. Jay Ron in order. This is abusive private Benjamin, I'm private Benjamin giving orders. So call it up. But you gotta let her know. She's on the police really sweet. Hey, we're recording. I'll ask permission. Is it a cool? Yes. What you call right now. All right now. And when she don't put it on speaker yet. Right. And when she answers go, hey, we're recording the podcast. Would it be cool? If I put you on for one second. I want to ask you a question. Okay. Okay. Do that right now? We're gonna sit much. Yeah. Oh my God. Don't put it on speaker. Now, you're gonna ask her off speaker Unisem if you need to move your headphone. That's right headphones. Okay. But I want to hear you talk to her. It's raining Stiller. It's almost one. So maybe she still sleep. She woke up your business. Will then you're gonna if you choose an answer. You leave our voicemail, and you just say what I say. Okay. Sorry. So you're gonna okay, she's gonna okay. So you're going to say what I say repeat it committee. We go. Me meteoroid. Hey, Caitlyn's me Jay route. Last night was great. Last night was great. I think he's still in palm spring. I think you're still in Palm Springs Palm Springs to Palm Springs to might stay an extra day. And so if you wanna like if you wanna lay hang out hang out. I think we're all going to be out and about today. We're gonna be out about today. Somebody we can continue the fun. Maybe. All right. All right. I starting to barbecue sauce starting like barbecue sauce. Don't manage don't make me as though just want you to know before anything gets. Before. Oh, good. This was great. Really nominal word. Jay rod. How do you feel? I feel great. I feel great. I feel great. Yeah. That was good. Good interesting. I hope she calls back. Okay. Ken. What can I talk about something else about with Jay rod about the Palm Springs where we we're gonna deep tease that because we do to take the got it breaks. And we will update you if we hear back from Caitlyn. I don't know. She's a straight talk. She's lovely. Okay. Great two million even. In California would've Caitlyn Jenner. Call. Doing. We'll be right back. More street on the way. It is impossible to be on all the time. I didn't want best I'm bright and bubbly, but I need my rest, Honey and settle in has amazing sleeping products. Usually pot. Say goodbye to the days of waking up in a sweat with their cooling technology. You'll be able to start your morning, cool and collected. If you sleep green will practice what you preach Honey day and night. It's easy being green. When you use your sustainable being blue sheets, sleep naturally. 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I like her he is someone very special to be has really introduced me to the country and the specific ACN. Yes. All right. Nicole is just came on NBC. I don't know if that's good to have on because my eyeballs keep going down. Welcome back to the program. Congratulations to Casey muskrats eating out big name. On her. Now, did you see her performance is our performance, and she was really beautiful and just like the boys. It's very pure and simple, and I'm living. She's a good person to spend a day with her, and I just really really really really like her. So. Caitlin. Yeah. We have not. No, all right. Everyone should know. The dogs are fine dogs. Tried to game in question question. Okay. So when my I put Howard down on Friday, and I was shattered. Right. Yes. For some reason. I went on my social media. And somebody message me a picture of Gerard's crotch and said like why aren't you crotch watching this? See what? Yeah. And I'm like what I was so distraught. I couldn't even like clearly process. You know what I mean? So I put it away. And then later, I came back your crunch is like a tide away. I can see. Drown me with this mushroom head. The China bowl JR. To release my fantasy that invincible Weiner. No, I was born to. Crotch wasser. Oh, is it down there? Feel by nicely. Who would wanna get changed? Anyway, continue okay of want that mixed. Okay. So there was a picture of that. Jay rod posted. He went to a Grammy awards party. Yeah. This red jacket. He looked really did. You see? Living life. Now rocking you my phone. I'm gonna show you the picture. The straight talker sent me and said, why wasn't a crotch watching this because I zoomed daddy a crutch it's wrong fancy. Show it to you. I'm the boss. I can't do that. This is a work environment tonight show it to you. I wanna know if you think what I I have to ask permission. Yes. Go ahead. Go comfortable, comfortable amount of I'm not gonna look, but you can show me zoom. It's just it's just go. It's. That's not my penis. Yes. It is. There is certainly. Objective that is eight. Okay. What if I didn't sometimes pants do that that looks like giant? Rod and J. There's an outline have you seen this? No, I I've not looked at me and looked at looked at the show. Look look, June outline of the head you now is that. That is not the penis. That is not is is on my social media posted on yours. So the straight talk can vote. I don't know if that's that's not my penis. No. That's crazy. Took a minute. It is that's not come up with that pick. Somebody sent it to me. I didn't I didn't on that. I'm not the only one I'm so sure should we put on by. I've just it's not he doesn't mind. We'll put it as a story. Hello Ross pot. And we'll say I think it's just a fold. That's what I thought. Okay. Okay. The pant. We do a Twitter poll to do you think this is real or not, right? Yeah. You're skeptical. I'm trying to name the poll like it's. It's it's. Bowl dicker. What rhymes addict that means nothing? Needs to be like it needs to routes poeple pull a poll. Rod rod with Jay. Rod garo. Get your gear out all week. It's him game. We were in Palm Springs. All right. So just go vote everybody. Yeah. All right. Thank you so much. You're so welcome. Jay. I wanna say just as we're going to go out if you want to follow Mr. Maloney's, Fags Imola, everything thank you so much. Thank you, darling. J rod is Joshua score. Rodriguez underscore CJ is not here. We'll make sure he's funding. I just don't get the time wrong or something. He must have. It's just not like him. So yeah, it's it's weird. But I'm tracing people, you know, maybe hobbies napping or something this feeling I get that. He's napping. I'm sure maybe at a late night. Hit a press conference this morning. An actual press conference. Let me ask you before we go. Did they go Ross Mathews Ross. I wanted that. They were there was the people there. And then they did the press interviews afterwards. But you know, I was like, oh, my just to do that. Right. Someone. So imagine if we were at the press conference that I was like, welcome uniquely pumping. I would plan you in the audience. Ross matthews. I just want to say thank you all for being here uniquely pumps brings is important. Over here Ross. Yes, there's some what you have to say Beck's vaccine Malone straight talk with Ross. Yes. I there's some potholes over here on palm canyon drive from the reins. We had can you? Tell me problem bitch. Yes. Yes. I'm Jay rod street talked with Ross Mathews to small business mean to you. I don't know. Kidding? All right. So. Time had by all thank you so much. I think back to normal next week. Hopefully, my mom and all that stuff. So we hope this worked out coming from the guestroom. I loved it. Okay. Great me to listen. And I do want to say. In all seriousness. You know, we we have a lot of fun around here. But we love each other very very much. I'm so sorry about Howard. And we dedicate Ross this show to him. Okay. You're so welcome. Yeah. Ma'am. Life the bitch. Ain't she though. Yeah. Love you love you. Thank you. All right. Well, this music. Okay. Can we not end it on that? Right. I just wanna say something I'm sorry. I love your accent walls. I mean, tell you I did talk about how I painted the juicy it's an exit won't accent ceiling. I didn't know it was like that. When I came here. I'm very impressed by that. Yes. It's one everything's white. And then it's like the lightest shade of. And then it goes up to the ceiling, the ceiling one wall. It's kind of fun like the focus on the ceiling it when you walk in. Oh, yeah. I was really impressed because I'd never saw the ceiling done. I thought it was just a wall. It's good right with this really good. And I really seriously think you can have a career as an interior designer. You are really good at it. So crazy good. There's a plant in my face between you and no. I kept talent wanting to Ross. Great job with your mom and pumps. Between us we do need a name for this studio here in Palm Springs to the pink. Feeling in the one to the pink studio. I'm so quick. It's so funny. Okay. When we when we come back. We will be back next week keep the love going. Thanks so much everybody thinks for bearing with us as we figure our lives out here outright. We feel. We'll let you know about J Radin TA next time. Thank you. Everybody.

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Oh, Brother.. - EP 309

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:17:06 hr | 8 months ago

Oh, Brother.. - EP 309

"Here's something I didn't think about leaving for so long because he going on tour. Big Time See Jane Cohen onto. You're going to be gone for five or six weeks and then a couple of weeks off and then like three more weeks surrealistic. Eight weeks nine weeks will be gone. Here's something I didn't think about right. You WanNa you wanNA play with Ross. Didn't think about the big I know. But I'm gonNA bring it in. Wait wait hold on hold on hold on I. I don't WanNa hear what the blink it's time to blankety blank blank blank. You got this. What I didn't think is about? It's going to be under the blanket. Bring it in. I think yeah okay. Let's roll that Martin here in the we bring it in a while. Uh Right here to the center of the room something under neath underneath a blanket and what is underneath the blanket is Is What I didn't think about just one of the many things I didn't think about linking all all right that music sure is coming in hot out all right I. I just didn't comes all the way from. Uh I forget what part of town you live in Panorama late yeah Panorama League what is it leaked. Boa Lake Mellow Nikki. Boyer say hi to bring with you today. Great what's what's under the blanket. I'm going to guess how you're GonNa pack for the trip. You didn't really think about how you're going to travel with so much in your bag. Let's lock her in on. How much have to pack right? I don't know how that would be under the blanket but it is. I think it's under there. No hold on is that. What's under the blink and let me lift up? The blanket blanket is soft fabric softener Blanket and look no. I'm so sorry that is not what is under the blanket. All right next up. Let's say hi to. You are content to Mr Malone Mr Malone Fan. What's under the blanket? Well I have accomplished things I think it is good. I just get one gas. Yes to Plane Tickets for Nikki. Night ago so one one of your stops. That's brilliant. Is that one. I forgot under the blanket to tickets some Nikki and fags e can come join. Cj and I the on tour that is because after the last time I invited faculty somewhere that's what it is. Let me take a look to Z.. If it is indeed to tickets Mickey faxing no no awful. Awful next contestant is C. J. C. J.. Hi Welcome to the program today. uh-huh uh-huh really aggressive. I Love Your partner Blakey blankets when I ask questions answered something yeah. I didn't think the name tour thirty cities across the United States including a couple of Canada. What did I forget under the blanket? Would it be tore Mertz. No let's lock him in on. Tour Merge lock-in Dan. Cj has been locked in on tour. MERCH is to emerge under the blanket. And now should I look into the blanket us. Should I tell everyone was under the blanket. Lease okay let me lift up the blanket and look right now. What's under the blanket? We'll be revealed killed after the prayer brand. You wish you had. No you need top love money. Now here he is raw smack back to the topic well that's good much. VR phenomenal should we head out on tour to a quick reach around Malone. Is the last time we're going to be together for a long time. I know the blanket. Nikki is here as well. Thank you for being here in Utah. Aw this is my happy place this. I'm on my way here. I always think to myself I get to be my tribe. Go hang out with them after you hang out off the J. Sitting Chair program words considering the lash over my book comes up when you're listening to this is my book is probably out. It comes out Tuesday the more just about to come out be the last chance to pre-order it. Hello Russ Dot Com but if let me tell you this everybody oh I haven't announcement after blink. How about that? Okay okay okay. We're under the blanket. We're looking under the blanket. Guessed what I had to pack what I forgot about one of the many things I didn't think about as we go on longest long-term You'll remember that fancy guest tickets for him and Nikki's those under the blanket either and and they will. They will be under the blanket when hell freezes over for uh-huh. Cj Former tour merged there will be held. There will be Ross namedrop tour t shirts available for sale every now with a list of all the cities and everything kill everyone find out. What's under the blanket as I lift and look what isn't it? The one thing I forgot about many things I forgot about no. It's not taking care of the dogs using care of the dog whose watering the plants. While I'm gone. No now who's just checking the mail dinosaur. Who paid the car insurance to pay the gas bill? I got that covered. Here's something I didn't think about under the blanket. You would think everything everything. Here's something I didn't think about every year. I look forward to win. My Lemons are ripe in the backyard and I got a tree full lemons and when I come back they're going to be rotting truffaut lemons. Nothing I'm not saying I got so many. I got lemons up my asshole. Let me tell you something. This is one thing I look forward to every single year. And then my lemon over the one thing a new. Cj Nikki to do today is take the fucking lemon okay. Do you know how many how many you've seen so many. Ah I'll take your lemon lemon lemon story. You'd look how much is left me out. Obviously because I don't Cook at the people leaving Lemons on my. I didn't think I offered you yesterday. And you got mad at me. I don't cook through on and use the limits. What do you use them for like water or cooking looking into cooking? You Cook a Lotta Lemon on whatever you cook it makes it better use that instead of like salt or vinegar because it's so it makes it right the right I say no salt on the Amami. We're bringing Sisal Leno. I never thought about sodium. They cook it and salt water. But it's too but it's not like big chunks of that salt on that it's like a really at dinner and lunch or having having soya sauce. You give me more salt. It's great to hear that Ping Pong those. Are the buttons coming off my shirt anyway. I'll take your take my little. It'll make I literally was sitting there looking as I was getting on. You know I bought new brand new luggage. It's pretty due to say I. I may not be packed. I I may not know what to do with my limits and I may not be emotionally ready for this but I got new luggage. Put my emotional baggage. It's just a hard ma'am does my emotional baggage fit in the overhead bin. Now we'll have to check. They should have a back made aid. That written on the back here emotional baggage is too big Sur. I'm going Oh what are you most nervous about. What kinda nervous people showing up didn't ticket sales are getting better? And then the New York Times did you see that without our prompting the New York Times said this is what you should go five things to do and you aren't this weekend. Your picture was right there with the lead pictures. I picture of the whole thing pretty big the time it is well. Let me tell you something so when I was having all this anxiety I was Remember last week I talked about the anxiety coming out. And we'll do well and we'll people come to the tour and and all this. I had a friend talk to me and the friend said look. You've already done it right. You wrote the book. You're going on tour. Who can say that and and everything else is frosting people should all in the rest is frosting but at the end of the day you did the thing and so I just let it go at breath out good? I'm just going to enjoy every second of the experience because it was hard to do all this so I'm just going to enjoy it talking about it but oh I have something else to say about it. Okay so I've been keeping a secret. Shut up oh I happen every single show since I since I announced book member even before the book was announced I wrote down the name of the book and showed it Jaguars uh-huh I've been teasing this for a long time at but guess what turns out I'm sitting on another secret. Why should we try to guess? Kim You told you about the book. Nobody knows wait. Jesus Ross Ross Mathews avenues drop coming out my second book cross math use over here on the prize for all of us. Something to do not know it's time on Preston. Opening up for questions is a straight talk with. Ross press conference cross Ross. Ross Matthew Ross Mathews Ross chaffey I hear off ma'am. Is it a surprise for the people who purchased the book in a way. Yes Ross Mathews Yaas Osma over here new. It's a new development that I am proud to just solidified and be able to Ross Mathews over here. Ross Matthew Ross over here yeah in the Nice Hi how you doing is it. Bonus content in a way in a very much a way. Yes and no the fact that when you download the audible version it comes at a pdf all the recipes that is not with that is 'cause people wrote me they say raw. Aw I want other Rossi's but if I got not only in the in the audio version do I go through the recipes quickly you get a pdf accommodate homma date of elderly gentleman in the front odd questions. Yeah I was so you into the voice that I was doing that. I couldn't think of a question fucking that somebody who didn't everquest so annoying. Yeah welcome how are you going to have a special guest on the tour that nobody knows about. Oh I'm sure we will as we go around but that's not it. Oh my God I feel like having sex with Nikki raw. Aw Ross over here a cartoon running away yeah that'd be me having so okay people. This just happened locked and loaded this weekend and as you check your newspaper you will see something. Okay in the advertisements or some people say advertisements have strikes me Bat Chit Nuts Sir in the advertisements you will see something in a newspaper noon member news new paper just so happens you people still read newspapers. Sh- sh I've been telling you to buy the book so many of you have period and you come to the show. I'm signing it hanging out all of this stuff. This just happened and it's being announced here on the day. The book comes out if you're one of those people who don't WanNa preorder on the day. The book comes out. I have done something for you. On the day. The becomes out February fourth. Two Thousand and twenty if you go to a store a certain store There will be a limited number of them in each store across these United States of America if you go to target hermit target probably driven by. They have mirrors there. You drive by you drive you drive by target IT IS A. It's a red making seeking to there's a target has red circle you've seen ARQUETTE and every target around in the country on February fourth. There will be copies of namedrop that are already signed by me. Personally I signed like like eight or nine thousand of them. He's with a bonus chapter. No no no really inside this show. Yeah well you know the the namedrop is about. This story is where I met celebrities so when I when this targeting came came together last minute and they said own want you to write a bonus chapter. I thought it Kinda wrote all the chapters about celebrities that I've met right. So what what do you do when that happens. You write Friday chapter about celebrity. You didn't say hi to so that's what I have done time that I messed up and I didn't say hi to somebody At jury duty which I think I talked to here. Yeah Yeah. Do you remember what celebrity I didn't know who it was. I mean I knew the name but who I told you the story and the do you guys. Don't listen to me. I told the story on here. We just don't remember fine Demi levato member that song. Nobody's listening. It's a great she goes she goes. I think thing 'cause no one's Li listeners. Remember I better straight talker. Now remember here I can see her. I don't remember. Can you get Mickey there. Do you WANNA play that game. Show he can you get the last thing like soap. Br or member that EXE- Priyanka. Yes uh-huh Schroeck. Nick no no no but it was. Somebody goes a character actress. I think there is somebody that was I could see her. Big Brown eyes black hair describing Nikki. Nikki figure fags. He can picture who was but doesn't know her name. Thank you Nikki. You know who it was when I told you knew who she wasn't I didn't but I can see her for some reason because I figured it out but it was on the podcast. You were there. I'm like Dorothy and you were there. But she's she's a nacional she's like a in the end or see that I see. She's I think she's Indian Armenian. Something is it. What is that actress? And you knew I see. This is frustrating. She's actress and she's always a good character actress right Ross. She's got a character actor. It's it helped you get there a little bit right. You're the only reason I have an exciting. Yeah the whole story of how you yeah I really fucked up but something else happened there in the that I. I don't think I told you guys in or maybe I did but it ends. Don't worry we won't remember a twist ending. Because I was all excited about celebrities in jury duty so I write all about that and then how it kind of ended differently so that chapter is available. Can we talk about the the buzz from the Barbara Walters Story. Oh my God that I I forget how intense that story where he was. Even though you've told me a million times I have read it here but chapters in the bush. I'm using so it was so good so I don't know how that stuff happens like we. I guess they send the book lookout all these outlet whatever all of a sudden I wake up in the morning and the New York Daily News Page six the New York Post USA Today praise all these people writing stories Stories about and it's a it's great for getting the stories out and you know what I had this moment of like Ooh I'm sure that Barbara Walters stuff is stuff that's sort of been inside me now for fifteen years you know and like every time you know but it's not something I publicly and so to see it was almost like Oh my God people reading my diary and I breathe it out because every word of it is true Sir Good I'm good. Yeah good buzz worried about it being kind of not negative but you know because I if you listen. Those articles articles make it sound like New York. New York. Kinda have to do Ross. Matthew says bullied him Green Beret Book. I never say but I do talk about what it felt like. We talked about what happened. which was hard core I talked about what it felt like and I talk about what I learned from it and how it ended up you know and I do really feel like I learned something and we're not getting specifics because if you buy the book but I did. I became a better broadcaster and a stronger person a her because she was tough and I had to go out there on national television and get through it. You know But so I make peace with her a lot. They don't put that stuff in these articles. You know but so context context context. It'll sell books. It made me go. I WanNa really the one thing I listen I just wanted to say this is the last time we'll do this If you are thinking about buying it and you think I'm going to get around to buying that. Please do it now. Yeah because it goes towards all those lists and everything and I don't know I just want you know people always told me I'll talk story when I was in high school and I wanted to go to Hollywood and wanted to be in show business. WanNa go to college and everything I went and met with my guidance counselor. She looks like Ronald McDonald. She kind of looked like like Barbara's older sister from a star. Yeah but chunkier. I liked her. I always liked her until this moment because I said she said well. You're you know junior and House managing years. You've got to start planning next year when you WanNa do and what you want to go. And he said well I want to be talk shows. I want to go to Hollywood and I wanna go to college. I'm going to go to college down there but I wanna be down there so I can be going to college but like around that area so like if any opportunity happens I sort of jump ended up not a bad plan right. Exactly what happened. She told me and that she in her words. She said as she slid a pamphlet for community college in my town she said. Let's be realistic. I was like well. I think we're done here. Did you really yeah. Thanks so much for the meeting. Thank you and I left the pamphlet on the table. You Oh you. That's really good for that age. Yeah you COULDA crumbled you. Could I mean I know I D- I listened to crumble. Yeah but you're smart enough to know that it was Ronald McDonald and listen to her when she said that her when when she said that I thought to myself Oh you don't even know you don't really confident and and so what I want the people to do if you're going to support me do it now because let's show them that and let's show the next little kid who just knows knows that when he's told to be realistic they know it in your. Don't listen to those you know just note in your when you're told to be realistic. Know so that you can still be a dreamer so go honey please. Hello Ross DOT COM or go to target every fourth or any books out. Your local bookseller supports small shops. That you can get it on Amazon Barnes and noble. You already got it. Yeah people already being delivered. I saw you opened up in the box with the target books. Do they have to get there like first thing in the morning and like running like a fight. Yeah listen hard. There are assigned like nine thousands of do the math. I don't know so there's so many in the place if there early yeah okay and then they have to reserve some for online. I don't know how it works. But do please please. Please go at it If and videotape tape it I was GONNA say how about this when it comes in the mail or when you go buy it or when you get it videotape you opening it. Tag Me At Hello Ross and will re post it sound good okay good. Oh exciting news when we come back another member of the family is making history and putting something beautiful out into the world to Nikki Boyer about occur you draw very close to her heart called dying percents. I have a dream. 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We try to put something beautiful into the world. Why because life is short? Yeah right and I think we all know that especially those of us who have lost parents and loved ones and And Nikki you know that more than any of us because you've lost somebody very special to you but during the process of her dying your friend really learned how to live and you documented the whole thing. Tell me about dying for sex. Okay well I I feel like you guys have kind of been on the journey with me because when this was just an idea I brought it up on the podcast. And you've taught me that saying it out loud out and just putting it out into the universe and then it kind of forces you to thread that needle of doing it exactly exactly so win when molly was diagnosed and she decided to lead and let me back it may who's molly so molly is one of my dearest friends. We met twenty years ago in an acting class on melrose. I met each other. We were so polar so this is probably like after you turn forty got Twenty years ago you meet Molly and what was it. What was that moment like? Was it like when you and I met like. Oh my God Suction Cup. I feel like friends right. Yeah no it was not like that. Oh she did not like me. We were very opposite. Imagine this I'm the Pixie haired girl in class. It's flake dying for everyone. The tension and I'm like bouncing around and she's kind of a wallflower who doesn't quite know if she fits in Pixie cut. Yeah no I'm sure it looks great beautiful. I think it'd be like a good pixie. Oh ooh ooh hold on hold on Nikki Focus. So that's making making me get hot spits so you had a Pixie cut. Yeah that's really not what this is about but yes I have a Pixie cut. What how long has your hair before you cut it short long where it is now and then I just buzz it all? Walk me through this right. We'll get eighteen seventeen. No no actually. It was much younger. I was like fifteen or sixteen and my aunt owns a hair salon in Saint Louis so I I always saw and Jackie and so I always loved the idea that like hair grows back so go for it change it all the time and my aunt loved it because when I commend she'd be like what do you want the Mike Pixie. She was okay so stealing Moya's right the football times when it got a little big. Where how hard is it to grow pixie cut? She real hard like you go through like about a a year or two of like looking like shelby. I actually at lunch one time with cookie and the server had like the weirdest hair and she walked away and I look at Nikki. Nikki goes oh I been there and tried that kebab place at the head Berbick Mall kebab place. I didn't know about that could Gabes. Hey Bob cubs Gabe. Have you been teaching trades great. It's Yummy asper Bob. My son them their their rates at work. There I think So anyway I met Molly. She said she hated me. Because I was sleeping leaping with one of the twins in the class which were they identical. They were identified. Why did you with both at is long after I slept with one I spent the night at their house and then I Kinda Lake. I ditched. I was like okay. I'm out and then He. He didn't text me. He paged me. Remember pagers and asked if I wanted to meet him for breakfast and I met him for breakfast but he brought the twin brother and when I went into the restaurant I didn't know which one to sit next to 'cause I forgot which when I had left because they looked exactly why are twins so so I got it. You slept with both know just one but I still do usually with the more than once Komo just once again. I hope the other work. That would you ever twins at the same time. MM-HMM THAT'S I don't WanNa see brother fucking your whole fetish for that though. Incest is Kinda Nikki I believe. Come on molly acting molly and I met so yeah I do the name of this episode. Thank you why. Okay Nikki Ray. Sorry refocus then we became friends and you know how it goes. You kind of grow up together. You learn things about each other and then she was is diagnosed with breast cancer. She have a double mastectomy. We so you became friends. Hold on okay. Well you you really want to. I love this so you're acting class. She hates you. At what point does she like you. Well we got paired up to do a scene together and then you guys clicked and then we clicked and we had to play like really good friends. But we're in the middle of a fight and and I went to her house to rehearse and we just had a morbid. We both had morbid sense of humor. We also like clicked on just us being like kind of irreverend conciliate. She was dark and twisted and I kind of love that about her. That's the moment we were like. Oh we're Kinda the same and so we just kind of fell in love with each other. After that and she's she she was she was funny. She was dark smart smart so smart but yeah really smart like almost too smart where I kind of always felt dumb every time. I'd say things thanks to her. Like don't put him up on a pedestal. She said what's a stool and I said pedestal. Because think about that and I was like she's like it's a pedestal and I was like oh so she was the friend that would always tell me when I was saying stupid. Shit that didn't make them. Yeah another when people say things like that. Your friend liked that you said I have a friend like that appointed in me. Well kind. You're Kinda like that. I am not dumb his dumb. I'm I'm the one that you're the smart one. You're always correcting me except that super duper what about what about when people say oh. We were with someone who said a blessing in disguise. He thought it was a blessing. In the sky. The ad had salt to injury. Yep Add salt to injury. He also thought that he was that. And this is a smart person person smart person. I said well Nicki Kamata stool. That's not true here anyway. If you have any of those that you need to send him to me because it's at insult salchow model made my soul mate so you molly so then you go to Molly's house you guys claiming instantly and you become best friends we do. We become really he close friends. We I was molly always says that I was her person. Like I was the closest thing she had to a person and So I am and mollies married at this point and you're married No at this point. We're not so we had gone through so I was with molly. When she met her husband he was a waiter at a restaurant and I was with with her when she met him? When did she order? I think French fries funny. I think that's a fascinating question and I think I don't remember but it was. It was in Silverlake and it was a little cafe called the mustard seed in your tuna. The trick is what mustard seats. Okay okay so we've been very involved in each other's lives from being single to being engaged to be married to being divorced and we good French fries at mustard their little thin crispy shoestring price a molly orders fries. She meets her husband. And and you guys continue discreet. Friendship yes and it you know. We get their years when we're just super super closed their years when she's off doing her own thing but we always stayed paid very much in contact. She's she was just part of my life for big part of my own so at one point. She's diagnosed with cancer. And when did that so so and that's crazy to be so young now so she went to our Obgyn and said I feel something in my breast and his response was you're too young for breast cancer. It's probably nothing. Don't worry about it. No and this is way before getting a mammogram was just something we all did. So Oh she said sure and he said you're fine. All he would have had to have said was go. Get it checked out because I'll tell you this we don't know when it comes to medical stuff like like we want. We want to hear that. We're okay so if you tell me that like don't worry about it. Trust me that I'm going to not worry about it. I don't want to worry about listen to your body to think she. You know Hindsight and all of that she always says like what but at the time she was just really trusted. This guy And Yeah I sent her Obituary into his office. Like fifteen times just like just you know. When my mom was first diagnosed with breast cancer she felt like a burning and she you went in and they told her she'd probably she just had a cold that you probably had popped a rebound? She was sneezing so don't worry about it so she went to another doctor so always go get another one point Zane of saying that is a little bit to point the finger because all he would have had to have said something very simple like doctor said should say. But if you you if your gut tells you something but even if your gut doesn't tell you something thread the needle and get the test done because it's just it's your life and just go. So that's that's the point of that so she's diagnosed with cancer. At what stage see. I think it was like to. Did she do chemo radiation and went away. Yep Double Mastectomy got rid of her breasts had reconstructive surgery. I actually went into her doctor and showed him my breasts because she wanted her to look like minecraft loved. My boobs are really showed him mind. Look doc okay. So there's a big how. How old was she when how old was she when When it was time I wouldn't wouldn't she wouldn't want to remember sorry? SELENA wants out issue. Is that what's happening yet. So but she's going to bed now so I'm so distracted so we know we're talking about. How old was she when she went into Remission Commission? Oh God I wanna say thirty five and then how long was she cancer-free like six years but then it came back yes. She was working out at the gym. One day and hip was bothering her and she went to the doctor she was like. Oh something's going on my hip they scan and it was in her bone and that's when it's like stage four and stage for Okay and at that point she knows it's Terminal Ya. I think she they'd done all these tests. They found it in her brain and her liver. You know Let's Goldman at Mataya metastasized. So then they called her and said you have metastatic breast cancer. And that's really that's when you tell somebody they're terminal until she got the call when she was in therapy therapy with her husband I'm giving you know it's funny. I'm giving all the goodies away because these stalkers have been involved in all the so you know I feel like this is like a pulling the curtain back. Let's cliff notes version. And then I don't WanNa take it to rape okay but I know that she was she got the call that she was terminal when when shoes in therapy with her husband and she made a decision then moment that moment in her in her head said I'm getting out of this marriage. I'm done I'm out it. It took her awhile to leave like month. But you know what when you have an expiration date and you see how much time between now and then you certainly want on and make the most of it so then when she got out of that and the details are all in the new podcast. Dying for sex where Nikki actually documents with Molly on audio and. She's they're talking to you talking about this entire process. Yeah when she leaves her husband she decides to start exploring a part of her life she it never really explored before and that part was sex. Just sex fetishes kink opening yourself up to poly-amorous opening opening yourself up to being with a woman all of it like so how did you what did she do. She puts ads online. What does she the house? She just starts going on tinder and bumble. Is that not online when I was picturing like call me. The outlook look like on the back of a bus good idea. We didn't think about just going on tinder and finding you can. I've never done these apps that you can really find. Give me a couple of things that she did too many details right there was one. Actually we don't talk about this in the podcast. It's a there was a guy who was a a mortician on the side was the steam punk clown and they actually create right. Steaming cloud are like those people that dress up with clocks on things burn burn. Or what's that movie with. Charlie's thrown wrote ownership. Yeah Yeah Yeah so She met him when she came home from her date. She looked in the mirror had clown makeup smeared over face that she is like these little stories and like learning. What guys like the? There's one guy that just just wants to just be kicked comes over just to get kicked in the nuts multiple times over and over again and then leave i. I have done that. You kick someone in the nuts. Yeah they ask ask for him they asked for it. Sounds like all right so these are some of her sexcapades her stories in the process of doing this. It's a reclaiming of herself. She she always said to me. That sex felt like the end to this is to death and it felt made her feel alive and it was a really good distraction. From being sick you know. She was navigating gene treatments and she was just so sick but on her up days man she would pack it in. She'd sometimes going three four or five days. She was wow did did she ever not feel good on a date or while she was having sex she goes like I have to stop. He'd make an excuse and she'd tell these men that she was. Molly Dieter cancer a c Grit and kept it very private and personal. The first time she had it didn't tell anybody we weren't allowed to talk about it with friends. She did not want to be didn't want back to the Lens that people saw her through But then as even the second time she got diagnosed as as terminal she didn't tell people then either for years and then in in the podcast we reveal how she finally does come out with that process is like for her why she does it bring so fascinating and in addition to talking to molly throughout her process actually dying and having sex and everything you also talked to some of the men after at later. Yeah it was interesting reaching out to these guys via text message. A lot of them didn't know she was gone so I was. I have molly's phone and her computer and everything so I was getting these text messages on. Molly's Molly's phone at like two. Am Girl and I was like he was sick. And let's do say this molly molly did pass away. Yes so the straight talkers. No this this is not a secret we've talked about but if we could if I could just say really quickly if we can make a pact to not like reveal that on social and not because it's for people who don't know anything about the story we aren't going to reveal that until later later in the series so we don't want to rob people that are learning about molly we want them to learn about her alive And learn her process of going to that road. Would we don't want to reveal that. Plus we want them to you know when you at the beginning of a movie or TV show and you're like Oh you know the absorb their character differently and I want them to absorb molly molly and her full life. Without knowing we can make a pact to kind of not reveal that unsocial straight over thousands of straight talkers. You guys have been involved in this since since the beginning so you guys kind of know the true. How long ago did you lose her? It was march of last year so I was with her which I talked about on the podcast that I was with her when she died. So I know this is a project that you guys were working on. Dining percents podcast coming out February twelfth right before Valentine's Day Yeah you've been working on it Throughout her entire process and then after her death you have been working on it in the editing room because you narrate the whole thing. What is it like Mike to have lost your friend be there when she she died know that she was dying go through that process and then hear her voice every? It's so that's such a good question and I it's so bittersweet I feel like I'm laughing and crying at the same time I feel like we're still working together. I feel like she's still with me. Something these crazy things keep happening. She I have a lady Bug Tattoo on my neck and she gives she was the friend that was like if she found out. You'd like to Polka dots. Then everything she bought you. He was focused on. Yeah right so I have ladybugs all over my house because a molly and yesterday I was having this really uncomfortable business conversation. I literally sat out loud home. I got Molly Ali. GimMe assign and a fucking ladybugs landed on my car window and I was like there's she keeps coming to me. She's my ways to let me know. Oh so it's been bittersweet but this her like Oh my God I miss her but this is her dream come true and I am so grateful that I get to bring this to life for her because the ripple effect of her story is I think how she's living on. I don't think it's how she's living. I know it's how she's living on because she actually is her voice voice remembering her impact on the world. We live on and I think people. If there's there's anything that we can do on this earth there's a meaning to life right it's to contribute tribute. Yeah right yeah. It's to contribute to the process contribute until the knowledge contribute to the day contribute to others so we all learn something and if we can learn something from from Molly's death it's about maybe to live a little better yup while we're here you know. What are you dying for? Are You dying for love or you dying for affection. Are you dying for for you know a trip vacation connection with like think about what you're I mean the end of the day. We're all dying right. I mean we're all but it's like Shawshank redemption like get busy living or get busy dying what you what are you going to do. But what are you dying for and then take that and they make that what you are living for because we talked a little earlier you know when Molly Molly found out her expiration day. She decided to make a change in her life. Well this is something we don't want to think about Echo Nikki. She said we all have an expiration day. Now just don't it is so knowing that what do you want in your life and we hope you go get it Nikki. I hope everybody knows subscribe. Now you guys subscribe now leave reviews in the reviews kind of hold. Hold secret the please. The you know the the stuff that we all know as a family and thank you for the support. Because it's been a long time coming and I'm just beyond grateful to all he's going to be doing a ton address As as this ramps up February twelfth. Dying for sex isn't this is the podcast it comes out and I'm so proud of you. Nikki I've I heard parts of it And in fact as we go to break in the commercial break you'll hear the teaser for dying for available. Wherever you get your podcast Nikki? I'm patio thanks. Molly would be just. She is head over heels excited. So thank you for supporting love you. What would you do if you were given just a few years to live? I know that's a tough one. I'll wait eight. Would you travel the world. visit all those places you always hope to see or maybe spend more time with the people you love or maybe you'd finish a project that never got started started my friend Molly had a list. I love my book to be done. I would love to find someone fall in love with like I'm might run out of time before any of that stuff happens and I'm Nikki Boyer and when my best friend molly was diagnosed with stage four breast cancer. She decided to do something bold. She left her unhappy marriage and embarked on a series of crazy sexual escapades off. Like I literally wanted a hump everything and everyone that I saw I was. We're all the time. We thought her stories were so interesting. We decided to put them on tape like go inside his house and then he's like trying. Give me the tickle him. And I'm like okay then I kind of realized I'm being backed into a tickle fetish. You don't shoot from the people behind shrink next door dirty. John and the moment comes dying for sex. A new podcast about feeling alive in the face of a terminal diagnosis but but at the time and was like hey what are you gonna do. You know kill me and dying. Human connections on prime level so Borland Moorland over clubs and then she wants. I Pantheon as a gentleman I obliged and in the face of all that what it means to be a friend and you are. You're one of those people that makes me wanNA WANNA live. Oh Yeah I love you okay. Let's get back to the. What do you see shoe shoe? gyn projects premiers on Valentine's Day On Apple PODCASTS. Modify or wherever. You're listening to this like you should all apply to me. Would you really be open to that. Well if your commitment phobic do here's my bag. She was home. It's called trump. The only here straight. Let's go take it away. Baby gap can you tell me what you see namedrop. Thank you so much show. Welcome back to absolutely love it. You guys get the word. You're looking for nicky as dumb. That's horrible feel how many people can wake up in the morning turnover. I just recorded that. I didn't think about it. Oh you really didn't think about it's not really is in my head. And he wrote all the lyrics you know he did. He told me he went down to the grocery store rows and he asked me he said he talked to Ralph. I believe it for a second contract. We that again. Please know that it's coming. I need a basket so dumb. You're right I love it the clawback of the program Burbank California afford you. Hope not with your friends and Family Joy Day value relevant east coast. Sorry all day long. What is going to keep up all weekend? Long even radio down right straight dog rock baby and tell me what you see namedrop. Thank thank you so much better. The Dome going going on Malone seeking of you. What do you have for us today? Some balls are full. Come on sing it. Yea Yea truth with so cute adorable okay first of all. I got my glasses on. I have to give some shoutout to some straight talkers The first one is Anthony. He came to our New York show. He was the handsome on some Puerto Rican guy with the hair and he and his friends have a podcast called by Latin men that cute by Latin men. I think so. Yeah so just sitting around shooting the Shit so if by you'll have to be I may okay. Why does bilateral but it's not be? I know there's a porn site called by Latin men but I think it's a take on that so I love the cree. A straight talkers that are creative and also brought some cookies. biscotti cookies in a straight talker. Justin made his Baker in Arizona. Any has a Bescot Bellas here now in. La Develop a Scott Scott. He's a listener dude. Contributes to the program did Bella move to La Arts District Art. Stick not far off from Pristina. Dr hops given a job is what that is. She documented her little grow documented. Anyway anyway if you guys want to try that it's from Justin. It's a his company's called nursery nurse of the straight talker straight talker wonderful. You know I was curious okay. So as far as have you thought about. I know you're on this book but if you thought of a third book like what it could be I have and then I wanted it. Ask everybody if they were to write a book. What would I have a lot more? But what would it be. What would your book being i? I can't I literally can't say what mine is but I haven't i. Here's here's a hand. I don't know if I'll do it 'cause writing so much work. There's a hint for young. You'll do it you'll do a third book So you're not gonna you wouldn't you. You can't say no I'm not going to say I haven't sold yet negative. You were to write them literally my second wife second books about to come out. What's your third? I don't see it like that. Dj If you were to write a book what would it be about. He's like I'm not going to say think about Um I think I'd go down life coaching but not unlike the airy fairy like better yourself every day you'd don't fuck don't get fucked up or something like that. I don't talk your shit up like I'd love to do like a veal like like you know street blocked. Yeah you should listen here. The age of twenty twenty and like you could self publish that if Utah The book came came on here and said hey when you can download it for five ninety nine or something like that people would done right in fifteen nine. That's why I think it's not a pamphlet. I think you could. Your third book could be like little gay on the prairie or something do you ah novel that'd be Cute Homespun gay novel about a a fiction. Yeah I I would love a little. On the prairie incorporate chardonnays incident so cute started nairn the prairie all right can we ross stretch. I would thank you Nikki for asking. It would probably goes very spiritual and talk about that side of me or like everybody. Nobody ever met as celebrity since I was a kid some automatic reading right now. If you wrote a book we'd write about your well. Don't use right about your readings. Writing a book is automatic. Ken Writing got that long to it. Hasn't apparent Chardonnay play the song that makes daddy cry. She's got a ship lays it all. She put her on when she also plays this. You can hear playing the French horn. And then she falls down the hill. She knows. That's my favorite part. It'd be opening carnival long it showed I really bring home. She plays all of those okay. So you were norlander Orleans. You'll they're really cute. Oh I don't I know I know you love TLC I love. Oh My god I t the channel. TLC Oh New Orleans. Because you did some I was there at real. Would you say the ban. I'm not talking T- Boston left. I talk doc in six hundred pound life in one thousand different. There's the two TLC's we that's what separates you. And I see Jerry I watched. He'll see programming all the time. Give me over real housewife anytime. GimMe a ninety day. Theon say give them out the over and under under the deck below deck. Give me a a six hundred pound life. Give me and my feet are killing me. which is a show about people's feet need worked on? Give me Dr Pimple Popper GimMe Gimme thousand pounds sisters. That's a show. This is what I like and so when I when I was going to this. It's called real screen where it's all the networks and production companies and I was hosting award show but I also wanted to take the opportunity because I we do produce and I want to start my goal is to always do the podcast but just start producing television so that I can age out grace lot right so I have all these. The idea is gone but I'm so excited I think the number one network. I'm excited and I met with food network. I met with Do there's so many G. TV All all right. Yes yeah when I was about was. TLC because I I love it and so when you sound I said here's what you need to know about me. Is I know who your audience is. I know what they want. And the reason why you know who they are what they want is because I am. You're on I watch every every so she's like what I watch every show and she was like wow and I am determined. I will produce a show on your network because I know what your audience wants China and so she's like okay. Let's talk about what you have said no before we do that. I have some notes on your program short. That's meeting ever. She just started laughing. She's like well for starters. Doctor now Dr Arden is a star and you need to give him more to do. I feel he's a little repetitive. And every thing over and over again And then I said I need to talk to you about the because Dr six hundred pound life is people that go in for gastric bypass surgery. So they go in and every time they go to the waiting room. They're really nervous. Did they make their weight even though they you see that they're not going. I mean it's very clear garlic nuts from domino's you're not gonNa make them wing so starving. I know right so I said there's a woman there who always opens the door with the clipboard. And says Lisa like I said she never smile. Oh my gosh. She never was one smile. Can you tell them. I don't know how she is but I tell you I asked to get a stop in Houston so I could take a picture. A doctor's office and I was going to go in and find this nurse so I don't know what her name is her calling Marjorie and she's always so many these people in their time of me. Yeah right sixty pounds. You can't give him a smile. Good pets there. Guess what nurse. There are no calories in a smile. I Watch you oh you critique. TLC shows on your own. That would be great. They also have a show called pillow. Talk for Ninety Day Fiance which are couples from ninety. If you don't see that sit in bed and watch in episode nine hundred ninety. I said that too. I said look if you ever wanted to just so then I gave notes on ninety fiance. I told him this. This couple's was a clunker. Get him out of there. Oh my God this couple eating bring back clunker. I said there are getting their storyline. They're going to be done with them. I had notes on every aspect of every show and it was and I felt like I spoke for all of them really laughing and then I pitched a couple of shows good for you. I love it. Have you heard from them. I WanNa know what he's doing but he won't now somebody else deal with it. So you you to pitch to them to show to two. Oh you did E- daily pop show. I did but you're on with Marie Osborne Right. You know I'm obsessed with and you. You should be so I went back to. I hadn't been back on a really long time a couple years now and so I got to go back and it was really Nice I. I knew everyone in the hallway. It was so nice guy. I've gotten such a strong response from the audience. Being so happy I was. I was there and it felt great to be back in and be there and so Marie Osborne was the other guests that day. And I've I've never met Marie Osborne but I've always loved marinas. Yeah she looks like a porcelain which I think she makes to make dolls does is a porcelain dolls. That's so funny. Does their face look like real clear in porcelain like does it look like a doll. Her face looks perfect in love of it perfect. She's aging very well. Let me just say a natural aging well and I'd like to know exactly. Who are you sure it was her and not just a life-size poor she look? She doesn't look like she doesn't look too hugh much. It just. Looks like great whatever's happening looks great. Yup She's released a doll under small. Wonder you wonder Marie Osborne. He's a little bit country. I'm a little bit warmer. ooh Out the robot. Slow to heal as long as I've got a show for you Robo Marie Marie Marie uh-huh oh bunny. Oh my God I wanted to meet her so I never had to worry. You chose work so I said don't go I said don't go I'll tell you this I walked in. I say it's so nice to me. She Goes Oh my God. It's so nice to meet you. We've got to hang out some time and I said give me your exact address. What she said she said No? I'm not saying that they're holding namedrop book. You can trust. Trust me real quick. I just WanNa say that I want. I'm changing I'm not doing afterglow. The recap cap show on patriots anymore. I'm going to do. This is Ross's idea the title I'm doing don't tell us the title yet. He hopes to me and says it's two hundred guests on afterglow. So I want to do this but I want to just talk about a subject something sex every week. Pick a subject and I'll just talk about. What should I call it and I said after blow to change thing? Isn't that cute to do. Just cross out the KRAS. Gene put an obstacle ASANGA. Slow after blow it goes glow. Yeah Yeah Boo look. Just don't even re recorded darling thing to just do Blah and over okay. Well okay so I just wanted to let now I gotta bring it down just for a little bit but can we just talked about Kobe. Really quick because I know that you met Kobe and that whole thing kind. China was intense for you. Because you knew Vanessa his wife I know Vanessa and I did have dinner with them once. And then Vanessa has been just wonderful to me me. And it's you know that morning I flew out of Burbank airport and at eight eight thirty and they crashed here ten and I we were walking Birmingham Small airport and you can walk out onto the plane. You like walking right and I was like. Oh my got it so foggy foggy and before the the crashed in hour or the half leader. They circled right above here. My House Right Burbank. before When I met Koby and Vanessa was after a make a wish foundation dinner and we were mean Kelly Osbourne and we were waiting for Valet and it was just taking forever? And so we saw Koby Vanessa and We said Hi. I'm like can take forever. I'm so starving you hungry and they're like we're hungry and I said Kelly goes. Why don't we all get dinner? You know so it's like why did cross street from the place. And they were kind of closing they saw. It was Kobe and they kept open. Wow and at one point I was sitting there and I looked up. And they're these guys standing there like watching someone who commutes and and Kobe's like those are my guys. I'm like you have security. And so we're all talking Saudis with me and Salvador and Kelly and her boyfriend at the time and and copy and Vanessa and we're all talking and I love Vanessa and Salvador and hurt talking fashion stuff in Kobe Darcy. Next each other and we start talking and it was at the time when I was really trying to make hello Ross work and Kobe started talking about you. Know we started talking about being our full potential and trying to be the best of what we can do and he was so driven and he talked a lot about what drove him to be the best and oh his mind and was just always working and he's talked. I wrote this on Instagram. He talked about how he would call greats and pick your brain about how to be the best he would call Michael Jackson. He said Hilary Swank. He would these people don't know why I'm calling get their number and then like Hillary's gets Kobe Bryant What makes drives you to be the best? She's double Oscar winners awesome and he was so interesting and I remember. He ordered bone broth. That's all he ate because he was training to come back up to the injury. And he talked about Vanessa ECE and that was that was a real love. Real people make market because of incidents happened in the past but that was a deep love of and he said why he loved her so much that that championship game where he came be scored all those points and came back to win it. She walked down from the stage. Each this the seats. I think it's okay to tell the story. I think this is amazing. And she walked down and she said if you'RE GONNA lose this game and I'll just leave now. Oh Oh so you need to go out there and win it because I'm not going to sit here and watch you lose so if you don't want to change if you're GonNa lose tell me now because I'll just get out of here right and I said how did you feel. How does that thrive you? And he just said she makes me better. Wow she knows what he wants to hear how Tim so strong woman. There's nothing I can say. That hasn't been said no just just an all everyb- everybody else. Everybody actually heard the helicopter was doing my commercial from automatic pen writing and I had to stop because I heard the the the helicopter it was circling and then flew right over and I thought it was a military helicopter. Did you hear it if it was real low. I just thought why is that so low. It's not it's just beyond not now but it's just another lesson lesson your life to the fullest. The moment. Yeah that's it my balls Malone beautiful thank you thank you so much. Oh speaking of Nikki Amir. Let's go house to his new giving. Yeah I've been talking a lot on this episode. I do think we feel sorry. Toe For toe. I sent of really cool unbelievable and it just kind of melts my heart. I've been meaning to write in my story pause for Roster Oh my God this really what he wrote. Ut Not wrote pause for Ross interrupt right. I don't you know what's going to happen next. He believe you haven't heard nothing yet on Nikki. Believable namedrop namedrop. So does that the story. My Grandma passed away about twenty years ago. Listening this Toepfer to- firm. She was my best friend. We'd hang out it almost every day after school playing cards playing cards. Remember what my grandma told me up the courage. I still played on planes when she died. No I've heard of it but I don't know what it is cribbage. We should have a cribbage party. Grandma taught me how to my cribbage. Like it's not like Mahjong like old. The people play cribbage I I. It's I'm sure it's about to die out right now. Just a little over and his grandma playing cards and it's just melting me anyway. He said when she died it hit me. Hard cried myself to sleep for about two weeks fast. Forward to about two years ago I was in a rough patch. I hated my job stressed about money. You know adults shit. One night I couldn't fall asleep. I laid it on the couch and I drifted off. I had a dream about my grandma. Only this time felt different than a normal dream in the dream. I looked out the window of their house and I could see her and I ran up the steps and I opened the door and she just hugged me and she told me everything is going to be okay and she was always there for me but when she hugged me vote real like I could feel her embraces. Though she was like physically there I woke up right after Sir and I was in tears crying. It was something I needed to hear and I truly believe that my grandma's spirit or whatever that was visited me that night and gave me a hug I wanted to share something that wasn't a haunting eighteen experience or spooky but filled with love and warmth. Thank you for reading. Kiss Kiss to you all Toepfer. Thank you know you know I just have you ever for how to dream like that where you felt like you that that's what I call a visitation. Tell the difference between you and dream about somebody and when they are actually visiting you about my dogs. I know a Louise and I had about me. How how you like? It's her jumped up on the bed and like kiss me and I. It was a really vivid. Yeah feel the kiss. They're usually really vivid. When you you get those visitations have you had one no? I don't usually get the dreams I I get signs signs and and I'm starting to see like lights now link flickering lights Eddie. Have you seen Leprechaun's if I saw one outside my take a picture face tuned they do. Have you black history month. Yeah yes it's about time you bring up grab. It's I also have a black history. I have purchased a little bit. I think thank you so much higher. Purchase hot sauce for this so I have a big bottle of red rooster memory in the suitcase. I'm bringing Lula toss my bags in. I have it on the roads and bridges. It's good hot sauce. Red roosters the best alcock and then also you know what while you're Cocteau redburn. I'm kind of thinking this weekend. And it's kind of in line with what the show's been about in Nikki talking about the show and the Ross talking about about your guidance counselor and just going after the dream I think sometimes we live so much for like what's next you know in the next moment like back in having a conversation with a friend of mine talking about I went through this and we were just this and I kept going deeper and deeper and this relationship that was by damn. I've been a a Lotta Shit and it is a good. I'm happy and I think sometimes it's good to kind of take a look at your past and what you've been through how far you've come because kind of being focus on what expertise so stressed out and then you just get burnt out what you've been through and you still have and so take some some What's the word looking for some inventory inventory of your life because it really is you would just be? It's okay to Pat Yourself on the back. I have made it. I'm here and I'm okay. And so so I employ everybody to do that. You know what I mean and not braggadocious but when you see come through. It's like Jesus goods right. Yeah so find age. It's really crucial because we learn from what we've been through with US moving forward and if you've made and mistakes in the past you make them again right if someone's hurt you in the past you're gonNA look out for that behavior going forward if if you didn't see when someone is trying to do good for you and you missed an opportunity you know you'll take that opportunity next time and you also should feel proud that you survived everything do things so next time it feels like a tidal wave hits you you can just hold your breath a little bit and get through it because you survived the last one. Yeah right for sure. Yeah that's it's kind of the best part about writing a book to say not to bring it back to that but you know you do sort of have to look back at what you've done. It's like actually in page so I would encourage people apple to keep a journal. Something Physical Something tangible that you can touch and look bring out. Sometimes you need to remember what you have been through and what you not survive these in the program. It's good to look back. Just don't stay there too long. Yeah you know that can be a trap to if you're stuck there you know but I love the inventory part. It was just a relate when people say to me and life coaching sessions. And do anything from. I didn't do anything today. And I'm like let's back it up and then come to find out. They did like four things that they just glazed just over so it's really good reminder. Thank you well. I'm GonNa Miss You. Why was he j I? That's right for us. I can't believe you notice that. What does that? It wasn't really a conscious decision but it is black history month and he should go first Rosa parks me I why why does. Cj Go. I can you believe that. Thanks for listening to straight talk. Thank you for listening. Thank you all so much. Remember to get some chicken. It is bomb on who last night I was hungry and opened up and I took out a piece of Turkey. Let's the under three point. Three ounces to carry on the plane or are you going to check a baseball bat taste better better scanner. You better see that that lives on tight because those are so wrap it well. It won't happen during February because it's black history month and March thanks so much for listening drugs followed he's I at Cj Life C. J. l.. Why why because he's black because it's black that affects me? Yes you good luck Ross. Good luck on the book tour. You'RE GONNA be great audiences and says I'm sure you're gonNA be just fantastic. I'm really proud of you. Say also I'm doing hands free reading on Insta- live so or so calling me on instagram. Grandma fact Z.. Malone reading snatching get one of your own right right here automatic and writer. The her podcast is what you do. Her job is a life. 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The Fire & New Ross - EP 254

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

49:04 min | 2 years ago

The Fire & New Ross - EP 254

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I'm so happy to see you. There's a can't believe what's gone on in California's since I've begun specifically what happened to you A the Facebook group our online people have been so extrordinary, but will you fill everybody in on what happened to you? Absolutely. First of all did you hear the news over there were they covering it up? So in Europe, all the there was the awful shootings here in California. And then these wildfires that destroyed so many lives, and so many homes. I was watching just in horror. No idea how close to home that was right? Well, I I want to say that I'm really grateful to be here today. This is a great distraction for me because the week if if anyone has ever lost everything it's a really bizarre surreal feeling and I'm good. And I'm in gratitude, and I'm all let's tell people what happened if they day. No, I my home burned down, my home, my home burned down. Yeah. I woke up it was a windy night that Thursday night and the winds they felt different. They just felt different to me. Not even texted my neighbors things different. I can't put my finger at felt wearily. You knew I felt like I knew in my dogs. New Howard my dog couldn't didn't sleep the whole night. I just knew it was really odd. And then I woke up in the morning, it was kind of a normal morning, but windy, and then these huge billowing the Bill smoke just started coming over the ridge. And of course, she and everything your place is going to catch on fire. So I'm like, I'm staying I'm gonna fight it. You know? Yeah. Remember you saying, you know, it's it's going to be okay. We're going to be fine every dramatic over here. And plus me live in we live in southern California. With the things happen. The hill behind my house catches on fire three times a year. And I'm just oh God. Well, how annoy put it out and be smokey. Yeah. So the neighbors I have two two neighbors that live across these guys named Lauren and James, and they knew I was going to stay and try to fight it, you know, but they had come back. They had driven their car up the road, and they had seen the fire starting to come over the ridge. And so they came back and yelled at me for to leave. So I knew in their tone that I needed to leave. They just seen senior report scene where the wind was headed. And like, yeah, they meant it. Right. They drove up the street, and they saw the fire coming and they came down there like Fags e get out. And I knew when they said that that I needed to get out. But in that moment where you just I got to get out because it's going to be really close to the house. And that could be scary. I mean, did you even at that point realize that it could really burn down? No, I still didn't. It was almost like a cosmic push. You know, like it felt like something else was pushing me to go like I just knew I needed to leave. So I grabbed a backpack. I put my picture, my mom, and at and I grabbed my laptop and two pairs of underwear and a t shirt like you grab the weirdest things. It was just bizarre. And then grab my dogs, of course, and got in the car, and they said drive down to the beach. So I drove down to the beach. I looked up and this wall of fire was right there in front of me. And I just stopped. I was in shock. I was like I've never seen anything like that. And so I mean that close and seeing these images on the news does not do it. I mean when you're in it, it is it was epic. It looked like Armageddon. You know, it looked like it was crazy. And so I went down to the beach. And this was a scary part. I was all by myself with my dogs on the beach and everybody was kind of like a zombie. We were all in shock watching this. Happen. And we were watching the fire over the ridge. And I noticed that it was like a tornado, you know, like the by a fire tornado. And this just it was it was turning. And it went all over my neighborhood. And it was like an asteroid came down and just on debt. Like, it just it would fling. You know, they say like the fires make the embers travel and then the embers catching on fire. It was picking up huge pieces of debris, and and things and they were on fire. And so we're ever at flung it wherever it landed. It would just go up in smoke. So I was on the beach like watching my neighborhood, just burn and and see the black smoke come up and it get closer. And then it started getting close to be on the beach. So I start I ran off the beach with my dogs. And that's when things were falling in front of me with fire, and I got in my car, and I drove up I drove south and I ended up at the center watching the fire burn my neighborhood from kind of like like an upper the center up there, that's kind of raised. And so we were watching everything burn, and we were crying. And I think the hardest thing for me. Was that a? To see um. Not only my neighborhood destroyed like that and my community, but the animals the animals really got me like. That I had to see the parrots. And the butterflies and the Ps or scared and the hawks and the owls and horses were running a PCH trying to escape and they're coming out of the fields. We were all just standing there. Like in shot. We didn't it was so shocking that our neighborhood was burning. You know, what I mean like, but the animals just really they really did it. I just that part really got me. And so I then drove around the point which is another neighborhood across PCH. Highway along the coast, right. Myself. And I was really scared because I was all by myself in another really weird thing was that you know, none of the we didn't stick stick together. I think we all went into survival mode and just took care of ourselves. And went, you know, I it was really bizarre that I didn't have anybody around me that I knew and then on the when I was in the other neighborhood. I was just driving around. I didn't know where to go. And then finally the fire started getting close to there where I was. And so I said, I'm just driving to blue sky. I'm driving. I'm gonna drive south. I'm just gonna go as far as I can go. And that's what I did. I just kept driving, and I still didn't know where to go. I mean, the feeling of not knowing where to go is. So when would you ever have that in your life? Happen in your life, except during something like this like you don't ever do anything to prepare for that feeling where did you go? Well, I went I for some reason, I clicked on hints to Graham in the car, and a friend of mine had responded to something that I was posting about the fire when I didn't think it was going to hit. And I just knew that I needed to call her. She's an old friend of mine, and she's just said go to my house. I'm in Hawaii. And I'm not no one's there. And just go there, and my house is your house. And and that's what I did. And that's where I bet and you still there. I'm still there. Yeah. And she's still in Hawaii. She's still in Hawaii. She'll be there through thanksgiving. So you have what? What what what belongings? Do you have? I have not perish shorts that I'm wearing right now. This is the same pair ran out in. I have a couple of new pairs of shirt that I bought at target but going to target I was talking to Gerard. You know, it's it's I have like I think a post traumatic stress thing going on because it's hard for me to focus when I went to target. I had a panic attack. Because I it just went there to pick up a couple of things. But then I started realizing. So many things that I needed and it overwhelm me. And then I just dropped everything and ran out because I I can't think straight. We're getting to thank you. So yeah, I just have what I have like, I don't have anything. And I rented out a garage. They're a converted garage. And I have no fire insurance don't renter's insurance. So I lost everything except my car my dogs in me, and my laptop well, the most important the most important things you have right. The most important things. I think you Nikki, you have you have you. Yeah. You have your dogs that. Yeah. If your phone. But you have us. Yeah. I hope you feel that you know, all we can do is send you our love and show up for you. And do whatever we can to help you. Thank you. We love you. Thank you. I love you too. So sorry. Thank you. I'm just you know, I'm really filled with gratitude on the other side of it. I I've been going to gratitude. So that's helping me on the outpouring of love and support from the straight talker has literally held me up, and I'm just beyond. It's almost like I don't have words to describe it. You know, it's just when these things happen. Like my social media. My phone was blowing up like people were really concerned about where I was where I was going to go, you know. And so it helped me through it helped me through you know, like there's people that left me really see how many people love you. And I hope you see how many people love you. And I wonder you know. In those times. Like, I hope you feel the family that you have here like in the studio in your life, and the extended family of all these straight talkers who oh, you have come together in such an extraordinary way that we're gonna tell you tell the audience about if they don't know already. We're gonna be talking more about that coming up in just a little bit. But. Oh. Is this still the prayer? This is still the prayer. We have the phone was just ringing right there. Jay rods running out of the studio right now to into the control room to see if we can get that phone up. Are you there? Hello. Hello. Hi. Who is this? All right. Chris Chris, I know who it is. Chris I want you to say hi to Z. Z Z. Hi, chris. So Chris, are you? I'm good. What Chris is a listener of the show and a kiss kiss to you. Chris. All right. The chrish is a loyal listener to this program and a beloved member of the straight talk group a community group. And Chris will you tell the facts he was just sharing the news about his house burning down with the audience, some many people who listened to procam aren't members of the Facebook group are potentially hearing this for the very first time. Chris can you tell me what you chose to do because I think is just so extrordinary. We wanted to have you on the phone to maybe put a silver lining. Yeah. On on this awful story. Chris. I I just I really wanted to help him out. He helped me out a lot. So I started a gofundme page, and I started with a two thousand dollar goal, which I thought you know, that would be awesome and a couple of days to reach that. And then within. Hours had surpassed that and I got a hold of Nikki to make sure it was. Okay. You know, I didn't want to overstep my boundaries. And I think right now, we're at a little over thirteen thousand dollars and believing all from straight talkers. I am. I it I'm speechless. It's so crazy I've been crying for days. Oh my God. Amazing. Yeah. And let me tell you something if there is any silver lining on this story. It is about your impact on Chris on the human level before this and Chris use stepping up to try to help and the community surpassing expectations. Let me tell you. If you look around this world, this goes for us everybody, you look around this world and wonder if there's any human kindness left because when you watch the news on the TV, I question it everyday is there left in this world. The straight talk group. It's been proven to me now. Yeah. This straight talkers set an example for the rest of the world's right? And if there's any thing good to come out of this, those are the two things one facts that you are loved on what you even ever expect expected. Yeah. I'm like blown away by that. That made me cry all week. I cried about that. Because we do the podcast we go home. And we're in our world in our lives and stuff. And I don't know who it's reaching. I don't really know, you know. And then when something like this happens, you see how much you're loved, and that's what I saw this week. So I'm I'm blown away. Like, that's all I can say Chris what I love about. You is that you you didn't waste any time. As soon as you got wind for lack of a term. The fire you immediately sprung to action. And I just thought that was so lovely, and so kind, and I know you in fact, have you know, he's helped through some some struggles in your life, which I don't even know if you realize the impact that you made on Chris like, I'm sure you you were helping and just through Facebook is this you guys go team just Facebook as a listener. And yeah, he was following me on Facebook. And I corresponded with him a couple of times through Deums amazing. Well, Chris you are an inspiration and more people should be like you. And I have to thank each and every straight talker. Who donated I went through that that lists some people donate a dollar five dollars, some people don't even five hundred dollars. Yeah. People did what they could to come together for a family member who they love Chris use. That would not have happened. If you hadn't started that. And so you deserve so much praises for being a force of kindness and support in the world. Chris crash fish. Fish. Vici- chris. Funny. Okay. I am. So so moved and the the giving doesn't need to stop now which. Squish? No one. He's all this. Fish. Dish crash. This crash. This chris. I have to say the giving does ninety to stop now two thousand dollars was the goal. We pass we have passed thirteen thousand dollars. And you know, what the limit is. There is no limit. Oh, my so if any straight talkers are listening right now. Please go to Hello Ross pod. Well, be blasting out a link to this, and if you can give a dollar amount, and I want everyone to think about am talk about you. Don't talk about me. Talk about. If Fags he has contributed a moment of levity to your life laughter enjoyment with his contribution to aquis contribution to straight talk with his humor or his songs, or whatever if he has contributed a moment of good in your life. Then please come together now to contribute something to make his life. Thank you better. Even if it's a dollar imagine what it would feel like if you lost what you had and had to start again. So if you have a dollar, please go to Hello Ross pod. And donate. What you can. I will be doing it. Really? Thank you. Of course. Thank you can. I just think Nikki to Nikki was writing for a second. It was like about noon. I'm sorry. Seemed to me that. I know that we have to rush. And so I just wanna thank Nikki to for stepping up and being there, you know, she was right there with Chris. And she was right there helping with that campaign on the gopher me. This. So funny. Oh, my. So much. Nikki was sending me text messages. Like, I really when I heard about the co found fund me campaign. I didn't I couldn't quite focus on it or go on it. I just had to figure out where I was. Yeah. And Nikki would send me these tax with little hearts would be like to. Five hundred. Because I know listen, it's not about the money. No. It's about the love. Yes. I can tell you when you lose everything ten grand may sound like a lot of money, but not when your bed was burned. Not when everything you own was burn, not when you have a fork and knife a plate, and I'm not trying to stretch tongue scraper or loofah atop scrape acquaintance. Say Roz, though, one thing when I was driving. I said I said, my loofah new tongue scraper is the little things, you know. What about did you grab any of the hats? I gave you never had on all my sunglasses. All my hat's. All my. Well. Now, I piss really no, of course, not. Everything everything extremely positive through. You think by j j? Why? Okay. Here's the deal. It's amazing. I is unbelievable. We're all Fags. The all you can do is with the support. And love of us is take one day at a time. Yes. Can I just say that Grozny? You did text me from Europe checking in on me and Russ called me a flame. I did I did not too soon. I said God, you know, your flaming when you're. Play me when your house. In. It was funny. I wrote them too soon. Trying to make him laugh. That was after supportive, Texas. Truly. You promise if you come to LA, you'll come visit us, please. You guys would be the reason. All that money and get your first class ticket. Which is. Nothing about five starts. Yes. Stay with me. Chris angel house. Ashes. There is a lot. You know, what rises from the ashes they say the Phoenix rising. I saw a lot of mine. And so what we're going to do next is rebuild facts. He will do it all together. I cannot wait to find your next place with you. I can't wait. I can't really you're excited because I have no idea where I'm going to. We're gonna look at Toby. We will do it together. Thank you. All right, Honey. Hey, Chris, would you do me a favor because it is the longest is the longest prayer straight talk history. Could you do me, you know, marks not here? Could you do a donkey kick and say live from the Ben stone studios in Los Angeles. It's straight talk with Ross Mathews. Yeah. Okay. Hit it. Chanting. I'm donkey. Live from the Ben sound studio in Los Angeles, California. It's straight talk with raw, Matt. He's the gay best friend. You wish you had. And no you need. This is tough love money now is Ross met. Mumbo jumbo. To the program. We are going to be all right? Do reach around here. Reach around. And loan is here. The grow that. Thanks says I kind of want to go back and see it. And if there's a little part of my bed left, I'm gonna late on snuggle in the ass. Are you thinking do whichever you gotta do your healing process? Yeah. It's closure. Right. Okay. So here's the deal. This is going to be a short episode because we needed to update everyone. I am dragon jetlag because I got in last. I was driving here studio this morning and was like, oh my God one sleep ago. I was driving through the Irish countryside on the other side of the road. I mean, I just their time. Did you get in last night? Like like nine something, you know, had dinner went to eleven twelve and then woke up in came here for seeing in the morning. So I'm just like, whoa. I woke up like, you know, jet lag four in the morning, right. So what's the time differential eight hours there? But I was an amfar nine hours. Yeah. I went so what's gonna ask you decided to stay longer. So here's the deal. So I went to go on tour with drag race queens. Great ones by the dry, Monet exchange ginger, Mansfield Hera cart. Thor thaw wonderful time we went to I flew into Amsterdam. And I loved Amsterdam. Damn. I'd never been. It was just canals and gorgeous. And so we did our first show there, then I hopped on a plane flew to Glasgow. Scotland couldn't understand a damn word. Anyone? She was like, she's. She is. Yes. I know. With the accents. But I couldn't stand performed glasco and then flew to where I don't remember. But I was in Birmingham, Manchester New lending. I took trains all over. It was just so beautiful and so fun, install exhausting, and it was great. And then I was I loved it performing a love getting out there really lit something inside me to like get back up on stage. It was fun. We're the audiences there different than here. Yes. I, you know, it's funny. I and I was so taken aback when I was in London remember in the spring for the Royal wedding. I was there. I couldn't believe how many people knew I was I didn't understand how popular drag races over there all throughout Europe. And I it's I just was so I didn't know that those fans existed does that make. Because it feels like you would never think that they know you in another country something. So it was it was it was wonderful. I was so grateful that I mean these were every night we had, you know, twelve hundred people. I mean crazy right sometimes more than that. And straight. Talkers a ton of straight talk. Shut up -solutely kitchen to all our foreign French kiss too. But it was a it was amazing. And I was just blown away by by it. And then. I I was leaving. And I had to lay over in Dublin right had to fly from Newcastle to Dublin Ireland, and I never been to Ireland. And so I had a layover, and I went to the lounge, and I was sitting there, and I was looking out the window. Just thinking God, it's green. It's so pretty. And I had that little in back of my head like you should stay like how fun. I can't say gotta get back to do, you know? And I opened the calendar and looked in the only thing I had to do. Was straight talk. And I thought I could blow them on. Just a little bit here, you know, and like could play that. So I reach up tomorrow. And it's like Mark like could I not could I and he was like in Mark's defense. He said, you should do it just go. We'll figure it out. So I just left. Just never do that just left and rented a car, and I drove I drove and drove and drove and drove in droves. And we will get into it a little more. I have a little bit of recording. I was supposed to do more. But. I was living life. So but did you questions about Europe? Matthews. Barry. Deep. Okay, fine. Hold on press conference time for a press conference. Matthew's cross mass us over here. Yes. Yeah. Did you sorry? That's lame. When you when you were Europe yet, did you happen to go see Michelle visas show? I did go see my friend Michelle from me on the West End in London in musical. Everybody's talking about Jamie, which I think is going to come into Broadway. Test shows in London, and it's a wonderful wonderful show. And she was she's a star. She go see every everybody's talking about, Jamie. Everybody's talking about team. Math. I saw an Instagram posts that you had said Europe or the UK has figured it out. They had a a pizza pizza with pepperoni. What was jam? And there was I went into I need a bottle of water. We walking around in a bathroom and left in the case. And it was a a pizza dog. It was a hot dog. This a hot dog bun covered with red sauce cheese and pepperoni, and I would try that. Yeah. To try it. But I looked at it. And I could try that ten pounds. Ten pounds. What your secret not? I was working traveling didn't have time to eat didn't on me. Going not really snacking someone's working at nine in everything. Yeah. You're going through stuff. You don't get it. Yeah. When you're gone through it that she died. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So did the comedy land the same way with the audience? Yes. Puns work. The waiters in a restaurant. What? No like, they didn't understand what I do upon. They bring something to take this diet. And they know it's not. Got any other questions? Fevered venue, and y understood. Oh, gosh. There was some amazing old theaters like really old Europeans. But my favorite was the one Amsterdam. It was beautiful performing arts center with this wrap around screen all the way behind projected with moving images. It was really lovely. But then performing in some places that were built like in the, you know, the eighteen hundreds or older than that. I was in Ireland and I was walked walking around. I was in a town called Kinsale, and I was just walking around. And there was this church, and the little thing I was reading it built in the fifteen hundred crab, and then I go block, and there's another another church, and it was built in the twelve hundred. Okay. I would love to see it was crazy. And so I just like touched it like the bricks thinking like, oh my God in the twelve hundreds. They laid this brick then how come my house built nineteen fifties? Let's talk about that. Okay. Well. Any other questions? Maybe you're. No European too much in your house. All right. That's unbelievable. Listen, we're taking the quickest you question think of it. When we come back on audio and get into a little more of my time in Europe. Don't forget special thanksgiving coming up next. What's more talk? On the way. We all need someone to talk to when we get down. Name a lot of us. Can't afford going to therapists or don't have the time. Maybe don't have insurance. We want to tell you about a company that is here to help with that problem. Introducing talk space talks base. The online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere at anytime. Get something of your chest. Whenever you need to talk about everyday challenges at work or home chat about life. 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I know those they are the sunglasses you and I got together. I mean. Yeah. On our Palm Springs weekend. Uh-huh. From the store that was like three for twenty member. That's right. Yeah. And those are your favorite one, and they are my favorite ones. I grab the only para grabbed but I thought about that storm. I wanna go back like, I miss all my sunglasses. Thanksgiving. I I don't really have any plans for thanksgiving. I know I know plans, we'll maybe we should talk no pressure, but we should talk. Okay. Okay. I wanna stay home and order like the one thing. I'm happy about being in the city because my friend lives in West Hollywood is I can order pizza, and I can order those post mate thing. Feel like I'm back in the living. So I may just order food drop dead gorgeous. That will make you thanksgiving. Yes. I think except I think a house burns down in that. Isn't there? Tell me. I think maybe there's something like that. What about like backdraft? Oh, towering inferno. Oh, come on your fires. Cat on a hot ten roof. Now. God. Your head's going? The roof. Two. To to too soon. Believable. Not okay that we would laugh. If you can't laugh, what are you gonna do? Have to laugh series lifting me up right now. And so feeling so much better. Good. I'm glad because he know if like the only thing you do no matter what happens bad sad in your life. If you can just get together with friends and laugh like you're gonna be okay. I really believe that. I really believe that like I'm glad we're here. I am too. I'm glad I'm here to because I just wasn't here. I was in. I said I was in Europe. And I buy like I said without going into too much detail, but you know, life. And so I was there and I decided to go live a little and just kind of explore. And I knew I had to do this straight talk. And I wanted to sort of like my plan was document my whole trip daily did a field trip. So I set it up like overdue field trip. And then I didn't tell you. So this is the first part I just to give you a little bit. I went into this. Let me tell you the story I go all through airland. And I my plan is to record all these towns, and I'm too busy living my life and at a time when I need to and so I didn't. And then on my last night. I'm driving don't know where to go. Don't know. What city I'm going to go to and I'm kind of going through it, and I get to this town and it's killed. So I pull over this is a door -able wherever this is. And where I stop and I like, well, maybe I'll stay here, and I turned on parked in front of a hotel. And so I. Do you do you have agencies and then like totally? So we have one room. It's the penthouse. We can give you this cheap cheap price. Breakfast included. Great night with nine euros. Right. Beautiful. I'll take it and I walk around and it's on this river, and it's gorgeous don't thinking. And you know, you know, when you're in your feels on this. And I see this place called the theater tavern. It looks Irish and I walk in and there's local sitting there, and there are drinking Guinness pints. And there's a woman, and I ask what the name of the town is. What is it? I was in new Ross Ireland. No. Really? That is new Ross Ireland. I was assigned to tell you that you were meant to be there when you were meant to be there. I mean, I love those kind of things when I asked the bartender her name, cute blonde, girl. You won't believe what her name is take a listen to just a little story of me. And why I stayed in Ireland. We'll have a little more update after the break. Talkers me Ross. So here's the deal. I'm supposed to be in America right now. But I'm not let me explain I was on tour all through like I was in Glasgow and Amsterdam and then alter the UK Newcastle and Manchester and Birmingham in London. It was really fun. I was with a bunch of repulsed drag race queens ginger Minch money exchange bought the drag Queen or Feo THEO Hera Mony cart. It was great. We had so much fun. And I love traveling like we flew some places I took the train which I love the train. That's fun. You just get on you sit there's wifi. I love sitting. It's pretty I think I'm a trained person. Anyway, the point is this I was flying home, and I had a layover in Dublin Ireland. I've never been to Ireland. I never thought I'd go to Ireland, and I was sitting in the airport during the layover, and I just looked outside. And I was like well Ireland looks pretty. So I just. Got off the plane and left the airport and rented a car and now I'm driving through Ireland. It's very Diane lane in under the Tuscan sun, except it's like under the Irish sun, and I'm not gonna buy villa here. But I do feel like a a chocolate a little chicken. And rub it on my face like the lead in the movie. I don't know what came over me. But I'm having the best time. So now here I am in Ireland with a rental car, just exploring. So wanna come? This is a very special straight talk with Russ mandatory field trip in Ireland. Let's have some fun. Sweet. But it's Harry Titanic. Riverdale. So I just was driving. And I thought this town is so cute. What is pulled over and got out of the car and found out that the town is called new Ross new Ross Ireland is that the name of the town. Yeah. County Wexford Ireland. So I came into this pub, which is called the theater what what's it called? Tavern in new Ross, and I walked up to the bar order to drink and to the bark said, what's your name? And she said, what is your name, Louise? And it's so crazy low we's. Louise. What's your name? Louise. Louise because that name is very special to me. My mom's middle name, grandma's, minimal. Dog who he lost? So of course, it's already special to me him. And at the bar is also some other people. What's your name? Joe Joe end Alice. Okay. So Joe and Alice in new Ross in the theater tavern. So when I walk into the tavern, I want to order something very very Irish, what should I order? What do you think is right for me Guinness again? Now, I don't drink a lot of beer because it tastes like pennies to me. I'm more of a Chardonnay on ice kind of guy Guinness, try. Okay. So I'm gonna try again is right now. Okay. So this is again is. Louis just gave me a Guinness, and it is very dark. The black stuff. Okay. I'm into that. Okay. Okay. Dr. Okay. So this is this strong. As far as beer goes is pretty strong beer. It will be the same strength as most laggers. But in terms of taste is it like. Coffee, black coffee. Doesn't. Bisher taste some people put blackcurrant in. Accordia? Well, listen, I like my coffee to hit me in the face. So I I actually got to START III Americano black every morning snubbing deals. I think I can take three to my I get is three three two one. Okay. All right that strong. Okay. Well, this get me messed up. I like Ireland. Ted pieds ten pints. Okay. I'll see you then. Thank you. Joe? Thank you. Thank you. Louise. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Alice wise, why is the best because. Green fiv everything. So everyone should come. Visit in friendly. Yeah. That's great. Neighbors. Great neighbors for the country can depend on the mode. So everyone listening to come visit Ireland eighteenth. I think they shouldn't know if there are. Do you know what the gangs? So can I buy you all against to say, thank you get us on me. Anyone want mine? Thank you. That's all recorded. Living. Music because it makes you really went there. I was what it would be. Would look like well, listen. So here's the deal. We are stretch crunched for time as they say in whatever everywhere and. We are going to be piecing together. I hope the I understand a lot of us are in transition in turmoil right now. And so we are we are here for each other and for love and life and all that. So just bear with us coach. And after thanksgiving we're back on track. Sound good sounds good? Sounds good. So here's the deal. Goto? Top on air. Brung? That is. Doc episode in Ireland. That's what I did got that done. Got that done talk to locals they bounce off like Ross out and about cross cross runs across the world. But do follow us on a Hello Roth pod. Whether you'll find. Faxing malone. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so glad you're safe in here. Thank you Raas. If you wanna follow Fags venture, he has the hottest account on Instagram. Best way to get through. You're on Twitter and Nikki Boyer on Instagram. John J Roddy is Josh underscore Rodriguez. Underscore. I am. Hello ross. Thank you so much. We're gonna put together some sort of giving. Joe? I don't know what it's going to be able to figure it out everybody. Okay. Thank you. So so so. Oh, so so so much. We are family. And I'm so grateful for each and everyone so grateful, well, and I hope you feel. We all to think tank win any one of us goes to anything. We'll all be there for each other. Right. You all have a great thanksgiving.

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339. BDAY AURA

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

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339. BDAY AURA

"Wale today could be a real mess. Oh Yeah Oh. We've had messes before we know a thing or two about a mess right? But I say because it is my birthday it isn't just a couple of this. I mean in two days. It's literally my birthday I and I. I said You know I wanna do I like the Inaugu d you remember last year with the inaugural living birthday funeral. Because I don't like if you know that people say everything nice about the person. Yeah I want to hear it for like terminal, I would just tell ya I died and then hide in the back behind to the jump out. I'm still here I heard it. I could do that or I could just have what we call around here a straight talk with Ross a living birthday funeral where we all it's a birthday party, but we treat it like a funeral where you all eulogize me. So that is coming up and then we had this big idea about you all bringing surprise guest it's guest Palooza. Each of you I think doing hopped what do we have six malone six? Surprise gasoline on the. But on top of that, I have to surprise guests of honor, Shana all because I'm turning. Body go in on. You're turning forty one you big oil. So bring your. KIDS TO KISS CASH WE'RE GONNA celebrate your birthday with you. Let's all say. Hello Time. Come on. Your roster years. God you're. Yeah ooh. Charlotte. Come on. Let's roster handsome green. Exchange. What's happening? Above. Thing. Do the whole birthdays. Birthday Buffalo on. Hold a whole birthday can. The whole birthday. Bow. I'm. GonNa put some frosting in your Gabe. Mind you're going to poop it out later protecting. Backseat so disgusting. As Talk. So you're an old. Rickety man you. Have you gone? You're a AARP newsletter in the mail yet. Aspect. Wasn't. Really phenomenal work. Nikki and Milona I will tell you I had not listened to any and for I didn't know it was that long I didn't know that this is a. Show is that I've been sent many many many many files from y'all malone orchestrated it really and I have no idea what they are. So we're going to just do that. We're going to get updates. We'd we will not have the news this week we'll just go. Sarah Sarah. Jones says it's we're doing it out of order this week. I usually do on Thursdays Tuesday. We want to get my birthday I'm shooting anyway the point is this I need to start the show somehow but just I know Malone Nikki. Thank thank you looking for that that not. Welcome yeah. Can You Vegas to start the show? Would that be all right just please let's start this birther show let. I love that. He's the best friend you wish you had and no you need. This is tough. Love honey. Now he is Ross Mac. Stacked. Sweet to me. Welcome to the program eight is my birthday celebration. I've given up control of the show for the most part and I'll tell you who knows what will happen. MR, Maloney's year. Round Birthday Ross. Have is how does it feel to be forty one? How do you feel about that number oh? Okay. Nickel Boyer. Balloon. CJ HERE WHY? Because we love him hello guy. Newest I'm fine with being forty one I just this is. Home this is a tough one like forty. I was all excited about Oh my God member. We had that big party Nikki you put together last year and so nice. It was like I I'm forty I. Love It. Let's do this and then you know the. The world ended and my mom died and it just it just been the Worst year ever. Yeah. So thanks for coming good and. I. This is a you know. I was sort of dreading the birthday in a way because my first mom and the fucking. Shit. But this has given me something to look forward I mean. I feel like I have nothing but presence to open here. I should say I have no presence to open here I don't have any presents and all you know what I like it that way can I tell you why? Because I don't need anything I don't I don't like getting presents don't anything I have. Not True. True. Presence I get gift anxiety what if I don't like it then I over sell it and then was like. I have everything I want you know my health thirty two. Can you thirty four pounds now? You guys thirty. I'm right. Take off. Rear I love my dogs and then I did I t's it last week but I did by because anything while I was by myself. And I did by myself the perfect gift at birthday present. Why? Why teased at last week we forget that I remember I saw something and I'm stuck with it. I bought it for myself for my birthday and it's You guys want. Do you guys want to figure out what it is? Okay. It's. It's big. It's black. That's what I said last week big and black. And Let's. Say Let's see. Is it? Is it a? Cooler. Thank you so much what we have safar big in black and it brings me great pleasure any other questions? Questions Oh, I short Asian Fatman in the front. Is it a new grill? It is not a new grill. Thank you so much. Any other questions? We can just rap box Ross Mathews Ross Matthews Petite Brunette in the front of the long hair. Thank you so much. Is it a sex toy of some sort of course I will tell you this it does vibrate it does vibrate. Evelyn CL-, I haven't been up. It's touching the Mike now. Big and it's black and it vibrates. Is it one? Much massage. The most. My. It's one of those massage menzies, give it to me. I. Bought on Amazon and since I'm never touched any more at least for the last. Ten twenty years I decided to get something that will touch me instead I'm now in love. When we name him. Lack. what should I name my new lover? Does he make you a little tinguely down there is enjoyable for you. Does it feel down there I think I would destroy myself I'd go no powerful but I. To YOU DID That's a game changer man tell. Open it up to the fans and let the fans name your big black writer I think that's wondering. Why would I get myself a big bright vibrator who needs three of those anyway. The program. So much as we continue, celebrate my birthday celebrities are China. You. Stop the presses. Okay Oh. He's not one of thank you live. Sweeping. Coming on. Hardcore that you guys would produce I don't know who is coming. We have birthday messages from people as well. You know people have sent messages in fact I think it's time. What's that Dory? It's time for some birthday messages. Farrah's Oh. Is it a wonderful? Thank you dory's. I don't know. This today. Happy. Russ Matthews. Happy. Birthday thinking. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that you must celebrate during this time of pandemic. Helping. A I. were. Kuantan beautiful on the piano concert. All we got another birthday message for Ross. uh-huh. Thanks for the heads up. We're GONNA have a lot of these. Let's hear this from I don't know. Oh my God can you feel it can feel it in the air? Little brisk fall feelings. that. I. Loved so much. In Russ's birthday. Hi Mrs. Taylor favor wishing Russ you ross an amazing amazing amazing birthday beyond your wildest dreams and fantasies. Now, more than ever. We need that. Don't we took the time to write you upon what are those poems where Lake there's a thing for every letter of your name because I think those are fine and I want to show you that I know how to spell. So I I, of course, is Ross are really great really phenomenal person and I, hope you have a really phenomenal birthday next letter. Well, that's that's right. Oh. I guess I don't know a word that starts with so I guess like the Sh- shape of the Moon I. Love You to the Moon Back Moon or pizza. All things I love like pizza or wheels. Really Great. Great. Okay. Next next letter is s s right super. Super Birthday. A sinful birthday cake I mean the one piece right and then the other the last letter s and I guess sinful right birthday cake. Or sultry your soul tree person, which is weird thing to say as a friend but I feel like secure enough secure in my manhood to say that you're sexy. Sinful way, and I'd like to sex you up. Wow. Okay. Well this is getting out of hand point is I love you so much and you are my brother and my friend and lover and I just happy happy birthday I'm so glad you were born and I hope soon, let you bike God. Thank you so much tater tot remember if you're making the To hop for. Mine now listen I'll tell you. There's so many more of those. We're going to go through I mean literally I mean there's a ton more of those. Additionally, we have all of your surprise guests coming and we doing the same for time where they're each going to get five minutes. All right. Because we had to schedule them make sure they're in. So I don't care how big the person is. How badly I want to talk to them. We have a listener victor standing by with coordinator blitz who's going to be giving us a countdown counting us in and then letting us know when it's time to hang up. All right. Good. Yeah, right. So that's coming up. And then I wanted to have a couple of special friends couple of people who are very dear to me on the program because. Truthful. We have a lot of laughs laughter coming up today right the truth is between you and me and the me and the everybody is that It's been really hard. Life has been really tough and. Losing interest in general because we're so close has been hard and then thing in losing her in this pandemic has just been awful. Yeah and I've been doing homework and trying and You know sitting with the Grief Flirt Malone always talks about you have to let it happen. You have to let the grief happen you can't fight it. So I've been letting it happen it doesn't mean it's not taking its toll on me. You know I mean. So my for example, my back has been hurting so bad so bad and I've been to Chiropractors, I've been some that crack give me some relief just the Pacific way it's been hurting like I can't tell you in in one spot. And so then I found this healer Chiropractor, you know like me and my mold, but it's like I found. This is crystal healer. He's a healer higher. And I went yesterday I just went in and I walked in he's lay down and touches me and he says, you've had grief. What happened he says this is your heart line in this part of your back is pulling protect your heart what happened and I said, well, my mom passed and then he goes he felt me he goes your pains right here and you touch me right where it hurts so bad. And then he started poking around and he said you haven't been sleeping and I I wake up at one to I. Wake up every day like three, forty, five, four in the morning because I just can't see and so he like went through my body and like in released all this stuff and it was just the most like spiritual thing. To realize like even though like mentally like I'm going to work and I'm keeping myself together and I know my birthday is here and I can handle it gonNA handle it. I'll get through it. I can handle this I can do it. You guys it takes fucking toll. On your body on your everything. So like is it clear manifests on my body so I couldn't lie to myself and say that this birthday was just I didn't want to just get through it. You know you this picture of me and my mom. I see behind me and her crystals that she always wore amethyst during her second cancer amas right there and that's here and. I didn't want to ignore it. I'm going to you know I'm with friends and yeah, it's your whole experience not just the good. We're here for all of it. Right we are, and so how can I? You know I started doing something for my mom later years in adulthood when I got to have the adulteration with her I was really good relations with her but just as an adult I just so appreciate who she was I thought she was so good and kind and I started on my birthday sending her flowers just to say thank you for making me. And I can't do that this year. So I thought instead. You. Instead. I would honor some of. The other women who made her so strong and so good. And helped raise me so. Please welcome to the program. For the very first time. As she comes into the room. Right now. She's joining right can you all Syria? Certain. Coming she's not here yet but. My. Best friend. Forty Thirty five forty years Bonnie is trying to join the room right now. And Bonnie. So typical I went through. With Bonnie earlier today. Where like what are you guys? You see her anywhere? Bonnie her name is his Bonnie is connected. By start video okay, and then you have to understand what I did. Hear you guys I just asked her video. Funny. Bond. link-up Bonnie bunnies the best. Bird. Bonnie hold on bonding opening Bonnie come in. Bonney. Come in. Our Bonnie. What were you? Doing. I opening wine but you can't open once when you have a cork already in the wine thing Oh you had to take the your wine opener court still stuck in. So, then you would you couldn't get it out. How? Is it one of those from Costco's the motorized ones? No No. ooh. or The twisty, and you still didn't see the coke in there. Well. It's heavy duty I. Missed One. Okay. Welcome to the program for starters. Anyone who knows my family up close and personal note that Bonnie or was my mom's best friend when did you meet Mom Bonnie Before you were born. Yeah. So over forty years, right? Yeah. Ana. Lived three houses down from my mom and my earliest memories are my Bonnie come down to my house and getting fucked up drunk with my parents in the hot tub. Having to bring, she lied her towel there and then the morning like Rossi. Towel and so I Wasn't her bathing suit that was. I said Tau give body some dignity Tori. Favorite stories. Bathing suit. Bonnie. I'm having I love my mom and I I was just telling the audience. We're having a lot of fun here but we're we're being serious. This is a real tough birthday for me. It's my first time without her and. As I got older, I was just told the gang I used to send flowers to my mom on my birthday to thank her for making me and for you know being so good with me and to me, and so I can't do that now and so what I wanted to do instead, this year was to have on the women who made her so strong and Extraordinary and helped raise me and so I couldn't do this program or how my birthday without saying to you that I love you and I'm so grateful that you were there for my mom for forty years as her best friend and her sister and that you were there for me as like a second I feel like I was raised by lesbians in a way you know. Maybe kind of well maybe after those nights and the. But Bonnie this is a this is my chance and flowers are coming to tomorrow are they didn't get there today? But they're coming and just meet my way to say thank you for your contribution to to my life in my existence and your contribution to my mom's life. Yes. Cry From The doing ugly cry from the beginning with High I. You know you being in our lives has been. Has Been A blessing I. Mean you're cute. I got a picture of you. I have this on my refrigerator because me as a kid. Oh. A. Well, which Bonnie I'm the other one. Now. So. I don't think you know which ones me in the picture, right? When to see but I couldn't see which was going. Well. Here's what color am I wearing in the picture? Mariners. Earners outfit you're not in. I am a little mariners jacket. I was a swing are even back then looked ball. Family do you have? Any favorite memories of Ross when he was growing up like anything that sticks out. Oh Gosh, there's so many. I. Mean because he was always every time I went over and sitting in front of the television set in front of Mr Rogers I mean and gave would look at me and she'd go. He's the Boy George of the toddler set. Talking Rogers. Boy Georgia's we're Big Ben. Up and. Just, you know he was putting on all kinds of little outfits and make an up and. was another show. Mr Dress up. I was obsessed with a little chest that he would open up and many put on outfits I. Really. I wish I would've brought outfits down pretty be pretty creative when you will all the little boys in the neighborhood dressed. Like superheroes superman stuff. They all had little tapes. You know we make cates. OUTTA. Towels Forum. Yeah. We're happened down the road and Ross comes running down the road one day and he's got his mother's purple negligee round is tight around. The. Lobby I called it my love that was my. Bonnie is very artistic. She's the most beautiful garden you've ever seen and she's been quilting and she made my mom a quilt a beautiful quilt right before she died of all favorite colors and and I have my mom had on her bed when she died I, have that on my bed right now Bonnie your so beautiful you're making a quilt of some of my mom's old clothes right? I I. Love It. It's A. I've never actually made a quilt out of old clothes. And one of my kind of remember her being in. Chill loves stripe. So there's like lots of striped t shirts and everything's just strikes. Is just so her can you make me a coat of many colors that the kids will make? Them confused. And then surprise for you for your birthday although I have a making something for your birthday is not a quilt but I'm making something for you. It's kind of but I'm not done with it yet. 'cause you know. Life. Happens when making things I have to some of the Times I just have to stop Senate aside and say you know you need a rest in then when they'll get better but I found this. Okay. So when you let for college, are you ready for this? Yes. I'm ready. I walked down the street in your eyes with your mom and I have my camera because I you know whatever camera had bought the time and it was like an I said I'm going to just take a picture of the neighborhood you know for when Ross has gone. So I walked down to the end of Avalon Allen Road and I took a picture of the Billboard that was on the highway the you just turn off to take off. Okay. Right there. Yes, and I found it. I didn't find the picture of your house unfortunately at the time but I did find it. So I wondered if I could what was on the billboard. Say. It's pregnant rain. Forget to have a little fun today. Thank you Bonnie. Great. That is exactly what I wanted from you. Thank you. My Love. I love you. Love that that was the last thing you saw before you left hand. Never. Took advice. Listen I, WanNa tell you I've taken lots of your advice. I know you you made a quilt looks like what you picture Italy to be like and I told you a few months ago I. Want to take you to Italy I'm going to keep that are an honor that Bonnie and as soon as the world's back to normal you and I are GonNa go to Italy you got. Love. For us. There's going to be a wine shortage when we leave. All right. Bonnie I. WanNa. Thank you. We have so many guess we have to move on, but I want to thank you for making this happen Bonnie and you look beautiful and I love and and thank you for being such an influence on my mom's life. You know you were there with us when she passed and and nothing's been more special to me. So thank you. You're welcome. You have a great birthday they go out and have fun I'm already celebrating with. Beautiful. I. Love You Bonnie later. Okay. I love. So you've gotTa hang up on your end. Okay. You gotTA. Hang up on. Do you gotTa hang up on your end? Oh, I do. I. Do I can do it here by Bennie I, love you. Okay. Got You. Okay Bye Bonnie I'm Yvonne and now we're running late that. I. Have to get everyone who's on. Okay and we'll just go through it. All Right Malone Burn. Are you annoyed that the timetable is messed up now? For. Bonnie, are you kidding anything below stressed about the time in an IRA I'm stressed about the time and I'm not going to be stressed because there's another person I had to bring on because if I was going to. Talk to Bonnie. For being such, an instrument told part of my life in my mom's life I had to talk to. Ladies and gentlemen the One and only my grandma. All of her thoughts and Ladies and Gentlemen, can you bunk? Are you there? Can you hear me? Excess. Yeah she's Funke, you look so beautiful. Art. Sweet. Well, it's the truth. Now Bunk I want you to say hi to Nikki and CJ and Malone. High High Bunka. Sloppy. Banca. Listen I. I had to tell you know this is my my first birthday since we lost mom. and. It's and it's been real tough tough for me. You know and so when I thought about what I wanted to do for my birthday I thought, I, wanted to thank the women who have been so influential in my mom's life in making her so wonderful and so kind. that. She could be the mother that she was to me. So I just want to say to you. Bunka. Chair. Dining star. Yeah. Yeah how are you holding up after we lost her Bunka? How am I holding? Yeah. I think the author am I think I need to call a accepting? Yeah. I do the same thing Bunka. You know she was so good. I never remember a moment with her ever being like having a bad moment or being mean ever. Once what was she like as a little girl growing up Compliant. Sweet. Nature. Chivasso. Child. You know you did a really you did an amazing job with her. I don't know what secret sauce you have but you had some great kids, my uncles and my mom, what do you think the trick is to raising such good kids Bunka. What what do you think the trick is to raising such good kids. Oh will. Serve. and. Treasure yes she was. She was bunkered. You remember when I was born. Yes. Why why do you remember the first time? He saw me. For. The. Do drive up to mount, Vernon? Yes. In my convertible. So, bunkers has always been a real bad, ass. She's had the most amazing style ever I mean like just like Sheikh Blazers Chic Jewelry always this in my lifetime this short chic movie star Haircut have you always had such a great sense of style Bunka I'm not sure about that I mean. I've never seen an error you've always been so chic. So you met me when I was when I was just a baby can you believe that was forty one years ago Bunka? Crazy. Convertible was waving people. Way. With the with the baby. What about when I was a kid? Do you remember when I would come down and I would visit you and Papa in Seattle? I remember I would always beg you for gum. Grape gum Yeah. And black licorice she used to do you still love Black Licorice Bunka. I. Didn't hear. My Aunt Sandy, there is helping I'll it is always and you do you remember bunker that I would go I would come up to you and put my lips like this and you would put your lipstick on me. Do ever at that now. You don't. Your Lipstick? I'll be right here. So is it? Is it a big shocker that I'm now judging drag queens for living. Your parents went on a trip. Am Pop high took curb you. were. Born from town to your home and you were in Percy is. The. Whole way. Yeah. I had a lot to say then to Bunka I've I've and I haven't shut up saying I, have to tell you. You know you're about to what age are you about to turn Bunka How old are you have a little bit i. Haven't trip word ninety five. Can you believe that you guys? Amazing. I ask you Bunka what what do you know at ninety five about life that you wish you knew when you were younger. I was painting earlier. Tried Yeah. When did you start painting because she makes beautiful paintings you guys when did you start? In the eight nine. In one thousand nine, hundred, eighty, nine. How'd you always wanted to start before then? No. I had moved to would be island and Arsov they were up for classes. I signed up and went per sixty years sitting I'm showing right now paintings of bunk on the kiss club I'm showing now. So that's a beautiful point. Bunka. Always been curious about doing. Try it because it may be the thing that brings you joy. Absolutely. Sister. Relaxing. and. It feel like kill how close something? Well listen. I feel like you've accomplished something I think about Bunke. As I've been morning my mom. And your daughter. I have been. Finding. Great Comfort in the fact that I even got to know her. And Great Comfort in how grateful? I am that she was my mom. And I'm also so grateful. Bunka, that I can tell you. Thank you. Thank you. For making her thank you for raising her and I. Hope you look. Out and see the family that is here because of you. Because of you. Shape she was just too grown up in our. Terrific. For you mayor. You know you're not so bad yourself Bunka I. Love You. I. Look. What do you have here? Her. A Happy Birthday. Logic Thank you and I want you to come back on my next birthday to okay. You are always the honorary guest here. Got It. Right. Oh, you will baby we're going to see you on here again my love and I want everyone to think about if you can tell the people who made you tell the people who made you that you love them tell them. Thank you. Okay. Because I honestly. I'm so grateful for this moment Bunka and I love you so much. MUST so much. Yeah. Thank you I'm the luckiest man in the world I gotTa tell you and we are just getting started on this show. We are family be and my aunt sandy who's there helping Bunko with all the technical Aunt Bonnie as well and I know Malone CJ and Nikki are taking the reins on producing the rest of the show we have so many more family members surprise guests on the way now that we have our guests of honor done funke from all the street talkers to you, you're gorgeous. Your. Sheet. And we love to. Five. We'll be right back more. On the way. 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Scheduled programming to bring you a straight talk with Ross breaking news story I'm cheap senior news correspondent Sara Sanchez I'm live on the scene of an active police investigation right now, police have set up a perimeter outside the Burbank Hobby lobby multiple witnesses that were inside that hobby lobby when this incident began a man, can I ask you a couple of words about what you saw inside? No right yeah. People are are staying pretty tight lipped about what's happening I'm sure what was inside with quite shocking this is what police are telling us though at this hour, this is the information that I have gathered. All right. So there is a person inside wearing a caftan nothing more. We're also hearing the person inside shouting something about a core, Niblett? Police have no idea what that means. Tall African American men standing over there. Can you tell me what you saw inside that hobby? Lobby? Oh. Can you hear the helicopters they're they're now swarming above my head they're bringing in a has matt team. I can see them now they're suiting up and they're going inside. Oh my gosh it is a listener victor. Has a message. Love you love you. Love you. Looks like letting listener victor, go without incident in the meantime. Forty one. Was So exciting. Novel. Thrill minutes. Thank your. Listeners a big role be happy. This is where you guys have taken over the show I'm not hearing before I play them and. Six, guests to come in. So to make sure we keep guess on time people who make people waiting too long I have a enlisted victor core Niblett to have a timer. So should I bring in the very first person? There are more people in in the in the waiting so can. Has the I guest raise your hand which of you I do Roth. As it can you introduce them who is here of the show? We all love him. adorable. Sexy. Wonderful. Show say yeah. Ripon. Ripon is no my God ladies and Gentlemen One and only scape figure skating. I'm. I love that you're in your car. I. Want everyone to know that. I'm basically hot boxing myself. I'm hotter right now than. OSCO rich like rotisserie chicken. Now, you're trying to make me come on. Now listen before you began I have to be very strict starting timer listener Victor Button set a timer for five minutes. Five minutes and twenty four understood. Matthews. Wow. What a pleasure what an honor to know you to love you to call you my friends into no you through this transitional age of the next one that you're entering because I don't know it forty, one, forty one. Wow. They you or Not Forty. One. I. I'm getting. there. I will say Ross is you are. Even lightened me you. I am. I have a stutter now I hope to overcome that in the New Year but I, think that you're so fabulous I love everyone here you feel Like I'm talking to an old friend even if I haven't known you forever I, feel like I've known you everyone here forever I know I feel the same way as everybody else who listens to this podcast what a gem? I will What else can I say you look? So thin I thought I was talking to Misty Copeland of Prima Ballerina thing you notice that. One hundred percent. Yes. I'm worried about me and my getting too thin. I was going to say, did you miss your period? You've always lead every conversation with with me. I do I ask everyone I need before I. Start Talking to them is if they miss their period understood I, hear you missed. You didn't miss a wall. You have a scar on your head now from walk really from walking into a wall. I chose to move during. A pandemic and because I moved, I did not know this specific layout of how my house had been laid user condemn. Lia. Birds. Sky Gammy. Adam at Adam. On yes. I think you. Did and I was drinking shot her and I was holding something and I took one step forward unfortunately into a wall and I. Split it. I would just want do I just take note I'm beat read I have sweat dripping down my face because you're in a car. A An I. Yes. I am a car and I'll never leave. Vegas. No I live in La. Now things are welcome home. Well, I'm I was worried that you would blacked out drinking or that you were being held captive and you said hit a wall but I do want to let you know there's a thing called Madeira mind that you can put on that score. Way. I've been loading it up. Okay because you're beautiful. I hate to have scars. Are you know part of your story they're part of your path and all that but. He's such beautiful flower bank you. I will say unfortunately, this scar should have been damaging to my ego instead I think. I look. CUTER. So this is really just kind of empowered me to make more troubling. Now. That's what I say about all my plastic surgery scars, I, love, them I think. Empowered All of them. Okay and how's that boyfriend of yours? Are we talking about your personal life? Oh, we can't yet. So he's I mean he's great but I haven't seen him since January. Great phone sex. Yes Glenn. How do you do do phone sex Adam was sort of like. It's like the seven hundred club only your naked. It. Oh it's like it's like the Kiss Kiss Club except your club who says not naked in the kiss kiss club. Now do you hold the phone as you do it or do you phone up? Are you holding my hand? I'm holding holding you back away said, look a hey, look what I'm doing what are you doing and then you talk about things land like then you're going to do this and then you're because I've never had phone text I've certainly never had a facetime sex I. I hold the phone because I I want to be in charge of every single angle and I know some people are like afraid of like one. I, don't send nudes because I'm always terrified but they're like someone's going to like leakage or whatever. Your career taking a deep dive in need to be kicked by. Deep Dive I. got. Sorry. I'm so sorry but sorry, the time has come. Yeah I'm. I'm ready to go. Talking Quigley's thank you Adam repond. Thank you so much for joining us what to delight. You are a joy to the program a great. All right sex later. Oh. Know. WHO's next? Who has the next person? On Olympia N- I know he's amazing I. Believe we have the next guest and it's me and could welcome to the show someone who is she there in q.? YEA, there's three people and I don't know who, oh so just tell me who it is and I'll go okay she she's she's a she will fill your heart and she will fill your stomach. Please welcome to the show or read our understood there. She is Oh my God for Reno Girl. Exciting to the program she comes in let's start dot clock now be on top of this coordinate. Set a timer for five minutes dried Okoro welcome to the program and the birthday celebration you. Five minutes to share your love for me before you have to wrap it up burrito. All right. First of all, you've got changed my life Africa's podcast. I actually had a listener share my wishlist for my teachers set up and. My list got bought up twice by straight TALKER. Now let me set the scene Burrito girl. If you know I met in a drive through when I was getting a breakfast Burrito she was listening to the program I instantly had her on we've been riveted since star was born. and. What you but in your real life and you were that your family, you're a teacher. And what do you teach Frito girl? Fifth Grade and as teachers do because of budget especially now is people are figuring out like education. Now, teachers are always struggling to get the extras at their classes need. So you put on Amazon, a wishlist of what you needed and you put into to the face of the straight talk I. Actually I actually posted on my story just like if anybody sees it kind of thing, it wasn't a big deal at all like if I get something I get something, but it was just more just like why and There has straight talker Amanda she screen shot into the message new. Hey did you see the focus group? No I haven't and she shared it on their. Own. I cry for like three. Hours. Talks are easily oh my. Really. I really. Like besides you listened to the program and and everything. How has it changed for you? If I'm honest straight now I was like, oh, because of low enrollment on parents feeling comfortable in schools. So it was really heartbreaking but I felt and other outlets where I can use my abilities to help out with tutoring and stuff like that. Good. I've been listening to your podcasts smart and dislike Nikki. Days and Mr Maloney's all of that and it's like it's been the light that's making you push through this and. I am so fortunate to hot because of you guys, I really am appreciative. Well, we adore you girl and you know you've brought a lot to us a lot of joy and I know. That there's more. Together. So I adore you burrito girl and I want to thank you for coming on my birthday. You know I when I, what I like on my birthday is I'd like to take friendship joy family I like extra love and I'd like to wrap that up. Tortilla. And I like that's how I like to serve my birthday. Burrito and I wanNA thank you burrito girl for coming here and serving to us. Okay. My dear. Thank you. My Love. You are just a dear dear, joy to us. Thank you my sweet guys. Thank you, guys. All right. Bless. Thank you so much, Burrito girl. was wrapping it up. There's more there's more Ross we have to say on for just a little bit more. We have four minutes Burrito girl go. Sorry I thought it was all done. It sounded. Like a nice ending to hardly. Little. More. That's. Hold on this is me trying to produce it? I should just shut up. Nine burrito girl you have the floor which usually but the five second rule. So it's fine. Over but it's okay. We'll see it I am nothing confirmed yet, but we are in the works for it trying to set up a raw special. At the burrito place, it's GonNa be as you would like it we can do it as a whole straight talk brunel design or your order. Specifically, we're going to like a few weeks. Special nothing confirmed yet. I'm tr- setup side and stuff with my on were. Cross will get that soon and I will let you know and that happens. Really are you this is so wonderful I cannot believe I tried to prematurely wrap it up. If you are you serious, you've talked to the family business, the Rio Business, and you've said because I asked you to make a Ross Mathews Burrito. They're open to doing it for just a limited time. Only we call that a pop-up Burrito, right? Right a little more special and have it like come unseasonally to you understood. So it'd be the Ross Mathews Britos special. We put a thing in the window probably with my picture because yeah, I wanna see right and then we would sort of in mass tell the audience to go there right an order it and it's just here in Burbank so we'll get ten twenty people. The Ross Matthew Special and rock. Can I just say that she Britos off for all of us today. Have One dropped off for you that you can taste later because I know we're running short on time you you brought it. Read. I took it out of the Brown bag. We have at the store it gets a little soggy with the heat of the Burrito. Bag. Is that what you put on my front Porch Malone earlier? In the refrigerator burrito girl. Paloma. Apologize for the early rap I just thought. Okay. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Oliver Houses Justin honor of your birthday we love you happy type. Thank you. Thank you my love. Thank you. Oh, my Gosh I can't believe I tried to wrap her up and she won't. Listen some people want their names in lights, I. I want my name and Title River Burrito. I want my tortillas yet. How do you can't wait to put you on my mouth? It's about time. I have to say I mean, I'm forty one who who I never thought, it would take this long before I got a breeder named after me. I who's next say special guest I believe. Give me a little more information because it's like their names just iphone. One says Roy something no one I. Think I know who it is is a drag performer. Yes. Well there's two Oh God. Who, who is it from an Star all-star repose drag race I don't know there's Roy. Phone okay. Who's ever this is we're doing we're doing. Scott Great. We're GONNA. Do it yet see WHO's next? Who is How? He talks. Talks. Talks on the show? Are you kidding me? Oh my God. You look. Stuff beautiful berate. Thank you mall. CD Detox is one of my all time favorite Queens from roles drive. All Time if you've never seen detox performed live, you don't know don't even know what you don't even know. My Love, where are you right now in Atlanta I'm actually Phoenix's house in Atlanta. GIG here. This week because Momma hasn't worked in six months. So she's taking. Any GIG. Right, I know I'm second Dick. Behind. The garage. Adult. Wasn't it. So you haven't been working you are you are you still living in? Chicago I'm still in Chicago. Still, in the middle of renovating my home, which is why am taking whatever they can. Socially distanced and people are acting responsible. In Atlanta while it's it's coming up this weekend it's going to be outdoors with a few performance from Atlanta. So Phoenix my solve everyone is going to be socially distanced tables. Everyone's required to wear masks. Hand Sanitizer And it's also about me and so all the other entertainers to be as responsible as we can. Absolutely no to make things work and I think that it's there was a wild there. There aren't was really concerned about being public and going out and about and like kind of getting back to normal. But I think that as long as you're handling everything responsibly in, you're doing everything that you can be responsible and to take care of other people. I. Think that a it's good to kind of have a little bit of normalcy. And I think if it's done correctly, California's been. Partially Open in terms of outdoor dining and numbers are really going to I feel that humankind to sort of saying okay. As long as we do this, we can do this. You know we're all figuring it out and so if we can have a little bit of entertainment but do it safely I am behind it I I hope it goes well for you and I hope he what you're doing Atlanta is something that can be replicated all over because. The world is not as good when we can't see amazing people like you do what you do not. Oh, no thanks I knew I. You know I think it's Important for people to see you know people like myself trying to get activists and doing what they can to be responsible to stay on top of things to also be very transparent from saying listen if we can all do this together we there is a light at the end of the tunnel one ever that's going to happen just do it together and stick with each other and make things work. On, your birthday episode if people are calling to give you love and you're like slipping into like your interview, right, you're asking questions and being engaged. So you I love that about. Right I'm trying to. In here in Malone here and see Jason here and my grandma was here earlier. You're a girl opened for you which. It's like what? He's amazing. Well, listen I. WanNa. Thank you for I. Know You're busy and but I have to say I'm so honored you know you are you are legendary. You're one of the most popular hard-working Queens ever to come out of Paul's drag race and I. Think you're one of the best of the best of the best. Thank you my love for coming here. Say about you and Adore you and happiest birthday everyone staying safe and sound less importantly saying because I know that I am not saying. Hey. When I see you soon hopefully I can give you a huge hug. Okay. Will you? Yes. Yes I. Take. This Veggie Burritos to? Stop. Talking Sorry. Yes. Now it's the other name that you don't know. Well, okay that one Dr. Oh they hung up shit. Oh. Wait they're back. Okay. Here we go back just joining now. Here we go. Here we go. Who is this who is coming into the program I I have no control. Welcome welcome Roulette. Coming in figuring out maybe there with Bonnie, trying to open the one right. Roth. A birthday I. Know How? On, like CNN Anderson Cooper never has to be like, where are you are you getting wine? How come it just clicks? How how how come it just works because they have like a whole team working not just you? Okay. They have all these producers doing it. You're you're doing so much here. Oh My God. Pray. God, this is huge. Are you kidding? Why aren't you? Important? I. Just got to see Bianca we can't talk about it, but I got to see Bianca A. Wave like a distance like oh my God hi, this is dead. And then we got we got so Nikki's here and Malone here cj your. Birthday Bianca del Rio is what I mean. We just we're talking to detox, and then let's talk about you taking over the world one of the highest pay a probably the highest pedrag former working right now you have just done so well for yourself we'll come on what a great opportunity to get to drive race I. Mean You know how it is you? Don't realize that that particular show reaches out to everybody all globally now, which had elaine and I'm seven years ago. So it's a complete while Reid he's past few years look at checkout just went out of those areas. Congratulate not amazing. Thank you so much. Hubadoo work hard. I, know you just bought a house and you're out near me and palm springs right. Essentially attacks and hoping that you can come and hang out with me. Come to the house. We never pools and cocktails and talk shit about everybody else's on this call. Well. That's a given darling given audience start the timer but you know how it works. Okay. So here's the deal. You, how'd you like living in Palm Springs and when did you know you were going to get a house there? What actually happened I was here about two years ago I did a show at the Rivera Hotel It was a small remnants my first time here I was here for a couple of hours and you know what I really like this place I want to live here that was it back toward went to London doing a show and then I came home on a front on Sunday and saw this house on Friday and then had it by the next Sunday it would. Seem to make sense and also let's be Real I. Mean it is Palm Springs so I look pretty young in here compared to everybody. I know. People and the elderly I'm feeling real fucking good right. There for so long right I. What is it now that you because the idea living in Palm Springs and actually living in palm springs are different things. Some people say, Oh, it's not for me I. Go crazy I need the city is it working for? You know I hate people mainly game will. So it's really nice to be hidden and the world like you know I lived in New York and lived in. Los Angeles if you know where it's at if you want to be a part of it but I'm also young anymore you know I'm forty five. So I'm like fuck that Shit I've seen enough gay people have hung out with enough people coming over I'm not interested in it. I like to be Likud as you can see them in mind I, work room where I do my Shit Make the same dress in every color and then on. New Work. So it's just kind of Nice for what it is. I was there this past weekend and I had been there because I've been working so much and. So. That's great. But I was there and I like I almost forgot how perfect it was. You know because it's been so hot. We have been able to go inside in the air has been filled with horrible smoke and stuff but I was there this weekend and it's starting to cool down and I was like I'm so grateful for that fucking place it is magical it is billed. As I, want to say the people listening as the world begins to open up and you can come come bring your dollars to palm springs. They'll go very far and the city survives on tourism. So please come and support it have a Kaftan cocktail. That's what. I've. been nowhere near pantyhose and weeks. Hang out. So we've had stars here like Adam rippon. We just had detox on who's actually doing the first GIG in a long time in Atlanta. She was awake. Yeah. See where everything When are you ready to hit the road again, way detox actually has the gig Atlantic I mean rare has nothing to do with corona she never worked. fucking nerds. Everything gets pushed back everything's getting pushback, which is, I'm like, let some other bitch go on the road and lose money before I. do it because I don't know if most people realize that when you're in a theater, that's you know fifteen hundred seats it's tricky. If you go down to five, hundred is the theater the same price I'm also a big thing is we do a lot of meet and greets, and if you can't touch people to take photos of people how the hell you're going to get through it like what do you do I'm not after Levin so I don't have that. Awkward Distance. Waiting to see what's going to happen again, just kind of a scary world, but it seems like things in the UK We'd be picking up a lot faster than America. So I'm hoping maybe I can on the road sometime early next year you know if anything this, this pandemic taught everybody like save a coin for that because we don't know shit you know what could we don't we? That like I was telling someone recently that if they decide if they lift all these sanctions and rules and we get back to the world, I don't know if everybody's GonNa have a dollar to go see a drag Queen I'm not, Madonna for Christ sake. List, of people may the Pope Madonna? I'm not high on that list. Listen. Let me tell you something You're you're above Madonna for me on the list. Is White but I'm. Happy, happy birthday. Um My God, I love it. Bianca del Rio everybody the CJ. This is great we. Talk Astrakan Burrito girl and I know we're not done yet. We have to this next one next one. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. She's angry. She's pissed because we're late. It's Jackie Oh my God just. How are. Jackie beep. Oh my God. Look stunning timer for five minutes. Jackie. You look incredible. When you don't pay me. Well it's not that far from what I get when I do pay era. By the way. To Go on twenty minutes to go which you've been sitting waiting for twenty minutes texting Nikki about how? Are. You should see the tax. Roth would have texted me thirty seven times by now telling me how unprofessional I. Tell. You the. The problem is, is we had my mom's best friend Bonnie on, and then we had my grandma, my mom's mom on and they. and. Then and then Burrito. Girl just went on and on about whom getting my own Burrito at the breakfast. Unless. You cry over a Garrido it doesn't count. Jackie beat I. Miss You I miss your your hugs I miss being creative with you. How is life in quarantine rooms? Great. No, I'm going a little crazy. Doing my. I'm really committed to the cigarette. Smoke, but it's part of the look. I looked like a fish. You can look with Mr you have. Everybody needs to go on kissed just. Jackie looks let me say something somebody now needs to turn this and I need to voice it into a series called urban fish, and it's about a grog fish? Let's right at Jackie ride with you. Doing my cooking show which you know you essentially. Ripped off, I'm just cleaning up nine. Team cuisine and I took a little break and I'm going to come back this Sunday and I'd renamed it because I don't want it to be all about foreign teen I'm moving on. So it's talk future. Because all? Is just you. I love that I love the new cooking show maybe coming to work this this fall future poop because food is your poop that is highly walkable. Come hungry just thinking about it. Every time Gordon Ramsay starts screaming at somebody relaxed. You're just talking about future who isn't that beautiful beautiful thought and so you. For you. So you let people then mill you tips during your cozy know why am I interview union? This is about my birthday Jackie. Time, talking about me and I sing you a song. No yes. Okay. I know actually why don't we ask Liza if you can sing as a song? I'm sorry. At seventy juicy. Really really you know be in gold today where in those I know you've lost some weight but really horizontal stripes. A Song Really Jackie Jackie. And do the. Choice. scariness. You hear my voice. Man Tari visit. The number two song. Dance. To the dish. So please. Kiss. Coordinate. I'm sorry Jackie. Your time is up when. Career. Birthday I'm so glad you were born and. Don't get emotional on kidding. Never happens to me aside I know that there's a lot of people in the queue and bigger names than me eat. Goes. You know on Netflix's serving fish in my animated drag come on man. With an I think everyone's going to fall for it hook line and sinker. Hook there. All right. Just got him with a good story. You Know Oh, how one cared be real stupid. You know real gullible once just for the Halibut yeah right it was all your your best. That's one school of thought. All right. All right listen? I. Am Not that good of an actor I pretended I geared about your birthday. I worked the lurch I have a prop cigarette. I love you the late Great Jackie everybody. Thank you so much. Thank show up on time. Okay. By everybody by. John. Wall my God God, I love the. Fact we got Jackie. Beat on this program is a small miracle. Wow. Thank you. I wish you were dead. Right now this is one last and final guests. So I had an array of people I could pick from and people got really close to committing to coming on the show but I picked one of them. Okay. I got a renowned. She's an renowned intuitive or a reader and really hard I worked with Shaun together and she's She's really popular in England. Oh, my there two months ago and she was Nice enough to rearrange your schedule on my gosh. Coming on her name is Olive Olive Parker and she. Is going to give you a birthday reading about your aura. All God. I'm so excited olive are you there? Hello. All How are you? Well. I'm sorry about that my. Burrito girl it really it's her fault. I'm so sorry but I am so honored that you are here what a pleasure to meet you. It's a pleasure to be here and Ainley. So That's Malone. Excited for this now, where are you right now? This. Is My home. Beautiful Home and how long have you been doing this reading Auras? Doing it for about fifteen years. Now, I started in England and new further to the west coast. Sins and are you are you highly spiritual? Have you always been spiritual? Yes. Absolutely and I do believe in the energy moving in an outage to camera and crystal and yes absolutely what do you think about mobile divide? Modified, crystal. Crystal it's my favorite one. I can't even I. Wear it every day. No. Yeah. It's really it's really changed things for me in the past couple of years. It's really changes for me but I've never had my or read by anybody I've been to psychics I've been healers, but I've never had my or read. So how do you do that? Well. All I can tell you is that I channel and rice. And as you sit there, I can see it radiating out from you. So it starts in the core and it moves out. So, can you talk me through what you see in me? Absolutely Let me just tell me how I do this tweaking. Okay. When? I am reading your aura. I am seeing the Kala's manifest throughout your body. So I usually stop. With the right side of your body and your right side would be my us. Okay. Yes and What I see with your rights is a very It is what we consider the begin the Yang I'm sorry Yang the masculine amass so. When win can hot I see I see a very strong hauer coming from you at work until he. Said, you manifest your worldly desires quite easily and this is. Just. This is. Your Persona. This is what we see when we look at at you. So this is not necessarily what your feeling on the inside, but it is what we see when we see you which I think is important to know how you're seeing what you're putting out into the world. It's right. I'm guessing in entertaining. Yes. Yes. So. Yes. Definitely. Root root chocolate read. I am seeing you have to crap though when it does get into the darker murky reds you can manifest. You hold to English sometimes and some went with those that are closest to that we tend to get. The boiling point as it. Can can happen, and so you have to quit watch that and and recruit, but absolutely see you as a very successful. Worldly desires at the thing that hits. That's the way you allred on. Love. dumbing. So the other side of be your your Ula. Yes. Yes, and that. Yes and that would be considered. Feminine Pot and this many to sack for women. It's the men pod the red of the right side would be what was leaving. So this is what you're pushing out. Yes. This is pushing into the universe. And the other side would be your yen. This is what you're trained to pull in. Okay this is. So what and seeing on that side is a little bit more in the pink. And the little bit more in the violent violent darling is is more. It's more heating. So. You'll look for some of healing energy to be pulling it. You're looking at to Hell House. You've made some kind of a commitment to. A change health wise US mass. Maybe fans will look at our surroundings as as a comfort. Yes I. I. Believe I agree to y feel that my home is my comfort. My it's my show where I. Am Six, and sometimes we chasing ceramic fuel that you may be done to changing around your home lately. Maybe a quaint. Hello. Grazing New Me? On instagram. Real. dully. No. issue. For months to bandit I definitely just painted the house and I am doing it. That's Kare as easy. So you validate that. Could you. Possibly the great color that you've chosen. This is insane. Yes. Very WanNa be nice. We how do you know it's a great color that I painted on my thing I will tell you. These images into my head I don't even know where they come from. The Spiritual Energies I. Know this. You really really how does just show you great color and you and you just hear that and you? Hear voices and sometimes it's just a feeling that you've sent. Great. So. Yes I. DO believe that you are pulling it and. The the young lady that was just on the screen. Very strong indication that she is a very strong. For us. He's very competing I can only pulling in this comfort. She's A very romantic. So I think maybe you're doing. In Rome ounce in life. So things to be about mom. More easing your health here's a question. You can people change their aura in terms of the colors you see from doing internal work or an intention. Absolutely I. Do believe that I can always change every day and really. Based on and how you're feeling like I was saying with the red sometimes, it can be murky rousing anger. So yes. Absolutely. Whistling on the inside radiates outwards and you are one of this people. You doesn't just stop with your your your own. Experience and I explained that when you're in a create especially mini, it lists and. So let me let me continue on. With I see here because I knew that is very important for you to know that your heart, your poor. In the Orange Realm. Now Orange is creative not it is joyful humiliation It seems that you are very good at leading not people and I don't like teams word boss very often but. If if you were going to be someone's boss would be a very. Be Mindful of not not you'd be told shooting. And and Building the team that she's The term leader over boss you can call me whatever you it's like. Whatever Ke-? Grossly, needs with the orange is you Lead into a troubled committee in relationships sometimes and A. Bit Maybe too much. Of the name sometimes I don't know if you're like me. Why now in. My daughter, the wine. Yes. I have I do spend two Chardonnay in both regards. Yes, I do. And? I'm sorry. I. Know the niche. Google me. That's not very helpful to. What was name? Certain. Is this for Real What is that talk to me about your weight is this now? I just visualizing a small trying to clip here they're not doing it. Okay Red Hat what's going on? Here so we're going to talk with your and I don't want to save expensive for cj you're talking to cj now. Oh Mr is red hat. Red. Absolutely. Central. Ziya absolutely I consider. that. It's an. That you diving so The fuck is going here. What is it? Top of the head, your head in and fitting. Is a berry strong. Blue, it's red eye. CEO's a very strong original new. Hobby. Create News. Your. Eccentric. A little bit. Hey, let's go. Let's just talk about this a little bit what is going on here. I just reading your darling as I see, I'm worried I'm worried that maybe you're not really an aura reader. Well, I you know you happen to know you're either the best reader in history of time or you are in on something right now like how would you know about my fake daughter, Chardonnay Kwan. How would you know Milan Malone? Who is this woman? One of my ideals I read about her for years. It's my head this. Okay so Deal. On. This is very, very crucial. Your throat area is a vibrant to coins so three. And what I see with that is excellent. Very good at communication empathy. No tastic and all of that. So I feel the jobs like in place doing exactly exactly what you're doing. The might be Mafi and might be something more for you. And sometimes in order to live. So underneath avail. Just. Yes of course, a whole. Are you. You're going under a veil she's putting her she does this. Okay. This is the what is going on. She's dropped her having like a white sheet. Strange. But I believe in using all the senses the right mile. Is Don't see as. I got my. What is this? Single. She's the hitting a ball. What is going on? Yeah. I'm trying to math deeper deborah. Awareness. Nelson. I do careful careful because blanche is gonNA come Oh shoot. The lights why. A. It's my it's my. The lights are blinking in her room. I it up with the she's helping. The energy with bringing it into the room. What in the holy fuck is going on Malone, who is this? Okay. It's my friend Cathy. She's best friend for years that we worked together at Disney and. A. Happy. How dare you? You're not a reader how dare you? Believe this. Can I say I was there in the beginning? How dare you try to par? Cook. God Khaki. So believable. At first all you all that bullshit up about right side left side I started at you are so in trouble Mr. Malone. Really was it the painting and the gray walls Ra- getting healthy I was like I was like. Face Ross, your face trying to figure it out with so good. That's not her real accent and that's not her real hair but your face trying to figure it out, I could see your brain working ongoing dot. That's not your real hair right now. Kathy what do you really sound like? Well at. Minimum called me on Friday to see. I have been freaking out a little big way. I don't know what I'm doing. If I was GONNA is the not. So I went on. This research. So. That is so stupid that below you are so dumb Kathy you did such a wonderful job I was all I what I say one hundred percent for the first five. Hundred percents. Good. Oh. My God Oh my God I love you even change your name to all Parker on on zoom. Great he said my name would come up and I'm like oh Well how did you come up with all the Parker? Well, I went online how you know they have these generators for find your spiritual name is so all Thought. Her I looked at the Salem witches last name and. I decided to corker with all the CAN I look up my spiritual name. What is my spiritual name? Well? Don't know it's just one of those little things that you type in. Typing. That pops up and you find your first initial and. Name. All right. Well, I love if somebody could find my spiritual name for me and Tweet, that would be great. Thank you. Listen Kathy, Kathy. You are you a color me embarrassed that's the color of my aura. Really really. Were alone at. Thank you for view. Fool us. You fooled US Malone Thank you. That is so funny. Thank you for and I wanNA thank Adam rippon and I wanNA think Burrito girl and I wanNA Delta and I I'm sorry detox and I wanNA thank Bianca and I want is that Jackie and you Kathy Parker. Thank you all so much for just. I love you too and when we come back, we're going to get a little morbid because it's while we do around. It's a living birthday funeral coming up. You're all going to eulogize me in case the show wasn't leered now right back. Much more straight talk. On, the way. View. We're going to talk talk. About your private parts. Once. You got a little Moose. Near the boost that needs to be tamed. Talking to Harry big something needs some support thankfully. Thank. Our sponsors they manscaping has you covered to keep the hair look nice and trim feeling fully supported manscaping offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels. Did you hear that well, that's the Moose asking for. downstairs. 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That is so fucking silly stupid that you did that is so funny. Oh my God I me nervous is right. It was just so funny because I kept it a surprise for everyone because I wanted to see everybody's reactions and I got exactly what I wanted especially from you Ross I love when I can see your brain working like. Pitches she's she's not real. Jet That she was not real I was like, do you follow me instagram? Because right yeah. It was really funny because it I own she's a really respected or reader in Mr Malone went. A lot of great lengths to get her. So I didn't WanNa make fun how. Right because this is a big deal and then all of a sudden I was like wait she's really onto something and then I was like wait where's he pulled out the cloth and started draping it over her head To interrupt if you guys but I, have a message. Say. For a while. Saying you dexter. Thank you. Do have money more birthday messages. We got sort of just pound through as we go. Let's all my gosh, it's Ross. Mathews birthday goodness harez nobody wears. Casino carpet. Trent like Ross Matthews or myself. I'm guilty too. But I love you. I hope you have a spectacular birthday I. Know this is spin like the worst year ever but you continue to bring. Light and love and laughter in all good vibes and I sure appreciate it. I know everybody else does too. So I wish you all of that and more. In this your what is it? You're twenty seventh year. I don't know how old you are, but it's something like that. happy birthday friend lots of love. Carson I love him. There's more. There's lose Ross. Matthews. Be Birthday Angel Straight from the hand. Then I could not love you more. I'm so grateful. God gave me you and thank you for making everybody. Say just so much brighter. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday scares. Left, Trish I love you to my love. There's more. There's so many more than. Half. Event they live Shanna a shot off from the crystal. Porsche. Crystal Stride. This is Betty Hungerford. The Voice of are you smarter than Mark and the Back Voice of Carney Wilson's fart rival. That's right it's me I'm here to present an oral. A U. R. A. L. O. R., A. L.. R. O. All my birthday greeting for my friend. Russ. He. Love. What Jamaica this? Day. We call to. Best friend. UK. Ladder say. Third. Just, what's Thank you. The time has come. Hang. EULOGIZE. Would Go I. This is where we do the traditional birthday living eulogy. Well. Before I think fantasy should go first because he is. Okay. Are you ready with large and in charge? That's lower that. Wow, that's. This. On. Okay. There you go. Okay. Flashbacks to my Catholic upbringing. Are you ready Ross Yom reading. Dear pain in my but. No No. Not your fish for me. Dear pain. My fistula. Dear pain in my butt you drive me nuts upset me and drain me with her constant fighting and bickering, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Let me think about. You know we. We we learn. We learn about ourselves from the people who show us during a pink song punish us because we won't face time with them at a thrift store and harassed by showing up at our homes to give us the finger. We learn patience and we learn unconditional. Love like my mom used to say, we fight with the people we love the most. I do love you Ross so much and I'm so grateful for you pushing me to the brink of insanity. We are so different yet so much alike. People our lives are Mir's of ourselves. They are re reflections of who we are. I've learned to be grateful for everyone in my life especially, the ones that I can see myself in in who pushed me over the edge and lead me bludgeoned on the rocks below bleeding out with a mere from target that almost murdered me no vintage art for revivals, thrift store and my balls hanging out from a calf. In all seriousness happy birthday Ross I love you I appreciate you and I promise that I will continue to decline your face time requests and phone calls. Also in Louvre gift I will be making one hundred dollars donation to the center of elder abuse of podcast host in your name. They do happy birthday raw you thank you so much that was the you little. Thank you. Words I never. And I. Love You. Turn. Down Diane Keaton. For What For Olive Parker Punishing you. Diane. Keaton lined up but thought no, I'll do all the park this close understood. All Park on. Punishment. and seeing you WANNA. Go to go. There you go. Okay. I feel like I have a candle near my face I'm burning my skin off. I'm my hair is set on fire Ross Matthews was this is like eulogy style okay. Nobody. Not, dead is. Okay Ross Matthews is my friend. And My Lover Way I'm sorry this is the wrong document. Okay. Ross Matthews is my and my love he he's a man of many talents right? He's a Dog Dad. He rescued some pretty amazing pups. There was Louise and Paul Earl Audrey and Selena and I think he loves. Those animals sometimes more than humans especially more than Chardonnay and let's be honest. She's a bit uncapped. Horrible posture and she really can't play the piano. She's kind of a disappointment but enough whining. Chardonnay Merlot you didn't. Let's get back to the things that he could do well that he does well a Casey Kasem impression you really good Liza Minelli. An occasional mark? Oh. He doesn't mediocre job at plane sound effects during the show. Look. I. Remember that every time call. Remember every time that Ross calls me I pick up the phone and I would mistake it as my aunt Jackie and then after we cleared that up, I would always have a good honest loving phone conversation with Ross. Thank you for those. He really is one of my most supportive friends I've ever had kind of like the sister that I never wanted. Instant cheerleader loving always tries to do undo my bra every single time that he to. Do Yeah. Okay and one of my favorite memories of handed when we went to the silverlake bar and got super drunk and somehow crossed the street I slipped and fell rolled over my shoulder a giant chunk of skin was missing from my shoulder. Do He looked in my eyes and he said you're fine. Let's go get another drink. I did do that. You're fine the kind of friend that I need my life but in all seriousness Ross Mathews, you're amazing acumen of you are a cheerleader and you make my life so much better personally we've been through so much together break up breakup love losses success and having you by my side has made it much more beautiful. and. Any time that you've ever had a success? You've always wrapped your arms around me and brought me along for the ride and in that business in this business that is a very rare quality. So thank you my love. And wrapping up. I know this is not an easy year for you. Rocky, road this year of ups and downs and the lowest of lows and not to get mushy or too emotional. But. I know this is your first birthday without your mom. And I know that she was her happiest when she was watching you shine and she is so proud of you and you carry her with you in every joke in every laugh in every show in every friendship and every success and I'm just proud of you and I love you and I hope that you have the most amazing birthday ever and thanks for being just authentically you and happy birthday and it's just nice that someone's birthday is important. You should have one one day mcnugget there. Great. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. One day. Chris CJ Jordan. I did like Nikki after now remember did not talk in past tense. The ideas just shit. You would Santa. Fe. I'm not really dead I was pretending that you were dead Elizabeth Dad and it made me emotional. High on. All. Okay. So This thing called life is truly a beautiful and colorful thing we say that a lot but do each truly let the words resonate at ourselves. Being born into a life of extreme ups and downs usually more downs than ups you become jaded those rose colored glasses come off and you see things based off hurt in self. Preservation but the second you allow a bit of light back in the world you can change and be a place of joy and hope it once was. That light from the was Ross Matthews is Ross Mathews. Through his everlasting love and friendship i. saw how kindness is yellow how love is pink? How laughter's Fuchsia and how joyous every color of the rainbow how rainbows signifies pride on a personal level be truly who you are at all times with love and the world and all its moving parts will bless you in ways you've only dreamed up not only enriches Richardson wishes, but with friends that will live to tell a tale of how you change their life. So what you see before you isn't the jaded boy filled with despair I'm a man I'm demand that new Ross Matthews learned and learned another level of loving myself while allowing this version of me to be open for what the world has for me. So thank you Mr Matthews with one t I. Love My dad gave. You guys. Always include. The funny little thing but I think people should do it because we get a chance to say what we mean to each other. That was beautiful each and every one of you that was so beautiful really truly on Lake I expected a more I expected. I didn't know what to expect, but I'm so honestly touched you know. Thank you. Love you so much. Well, I. Love You guys you know and I love the audience and I love you know this is just shit. You know I'm so there's so much to be great for right yeah but you know it's Ok that it can be hard right to. I am so grateful for a lot and I'm really grateful that you guys put so much work into this show and it wasn't a total shit show. We were worried about it and it wasn't you guys. It was good. You all did a great job bravo fancy. Melissa, coordinating everything all of you for picking your guests I love the gas I. Love It. We got an real. or reader. Thing I mean almost is good. It's are a fashion. Tried to get the LEPRECHAUN experts on the show but no, one would respond. So you reach out to the leprechaun expert. Yeah. ghosting. US. US Out of their lives they're blurring. That's a little too hard on. Can I say that I I just want to say. What are the kids say? Kudos. To C. J.. Because he came up with that idea for the Burrito and I thought it was brilliant. A burrito nate your Ross Mathews special. I thought it was a beautiful idea. Out of it tomorrow. Let's. Pick out don't leave the rap, but I'm pick out. Oh. My God you guys. Oh. What a? We got another birthday message for Ross we do and the. Comes believe it or not from the straight talker the listeners Let's take a listen to what they have. I haven't heard this this ballistic listen to what they have to say. Anytime straight talk. Hi this is Mike from Berlin and we are wishing you a happy birthday and all the love and the word. The Lebron. Him is vice actual Gina Happy Birthday we have the day you're an amazing human even the world a better place more colorful and everything we have in street talk community is entirely because our great birth era we love you kiss. I is your talking Jordan. Here. Uncle Ross. I just wanted to wish a very, very happy birthday. You are one in a kind one in a million you deserve nothing but happiness loves presents birthday. Happy. Thank you for all you do in this world thing for all the opportunities you've given people. I really, really genuinely from the problem with my heart, you have a wonderful they have there. So I hope you have a great day and even better year. Kiss Kiss. You know all the street Tacos are awesome. But we're all here because you're awesome. Rose Happy Birth you we love you. We know this year wisdom and we hope that. That We. A straight talk Chris give to use. Breaks you convert. So much chapman to thank you. Thank you. Thank you for everything and extra-special shatter to. Might Close for arranging all this. So thank you. You're awesome relief and more work. Laura This Guy Aka. Marks Mauna. Wishing you a very happy birthday. We love you. Kish Kish. Mahalo happy birthday Ross. Pay Rise happy birthday from Schaal in Chicago. You deserve every bit of love that I know you're going to be showered with today. Kiss. We'd love you kiss. We. Love you Ross Ooh. Hat. On you. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday we love you. We love you so much. Happy Birthday cash cash. Birth the to e you. Really phenom-. Sat. It'll be. Dot Com inserted in the episode swelled Amin Listen you guys. That for people from all over from Berlin just amazing. Well. You know this really helped. Thank you. It's so self-indulgent to do this to make it. About me but. Thank you. Thank you all each and every one of you CJ. Nikki Malone a big thanks to a Bonnie and Bunka and Adam rippon Burrito girl detox. Jackie beat Beyond del Rio and olive potter. A. Kathy. Parker thank you all each one of you for being here and you know for making this year. For. Let you actually you know what? This for letting me be honest with each one of you. You now, I don't have to come here and fucking fake it right Real. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That is part of of the healing process. So CJ CJ, we lost him if I come out. On. Video feed must've? Eulogy. Bram now. Follow him at Cj Life C. J. A. Y. L. E. Y. because we love him his podcast is candy kick upsets coming out now Nichole Boyer. Nikki. Boyer on all social media and the podcast daily smile. Also a dime the sex. If you go to dine percents podcast dot com, you get a book. 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2019 Straight Talkie Awards - EP 305

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:13:40 hr | 9 months ago

2019 Straight Talkie Awards - EP 305

"Once a year it it only happens once a year doesn't happen twice a year one of the things that just not three times not a half time just a one time when team right and it's everyone knows everyone from coast to coast in every nation knows what I'm going to say it's straight talk awards. Oh that happens once a year. Does that happen. A Lot does not happen a lot and well are they going to be on. Today's show. People have yeah people have really gone nuts and I do have to say just as we're here a big shout we're all under here any munching but Tricia my assistant tricia thank you. She went and got US Caso. Dip from Chilis and just a bravo that is of course my favorite food. Welcome anytime right on top of that thank you so much over anyway so The St Tokyo it is the last show of two thousand nineteen which is why we do the straight talk into the celebrating the best of the Bishop and and Be Any wouldn't be the best if we if we didn't have the best with us. Gentlemen we have straight talk royalty in the house. We're GONNA get to all that and much more but please. Can you beg me for that what I mean. Please give me that. Jolly Holly Intro. I love so much snow on Christmas. It's shifted so New Year celebration. Just I I like it. I'll accept that thank you. He's the best friend you wish you had and no you need. This is tough love. Money now is Ross. Mathews stacked Stacked up shoes stock instead. Trump sounds to me. Yeah Oh everybody it and we're GONNA be alright really phenomenal in two thousand nine. Just got to be one for the record books and trust me. I wouldn't get your hopes up but we do have extraordinary Gifts you're not only do we have case of different things but one of my other favorite things in the entire world now because I'm trying to get healthy But there's one thing that I love what that I'm allowed to have. All I want non-life in life you know what I mean usually the stuff. That's real good this all the time. You CAN'T SCREAM Roy. Uh cocaine rough. No no but the stuff that you really want the stuff so if you can cigarette yeah we ski. This doesn't really want you can't have it. You GotTa have rations bust. But I'll tell you this kids don't do drugs but I'll tell you this. Jeez there's one thing that you can have that you love and you can't od on it. You can't get and the more you have love it. The better life is and that of course it goes without saying you ono when I'm GonNa say uh-huh Tater Tot tater honored to be here that I couldn't figure pun quickly. You listen listen you know. People say that people order tater skip potato skins a restaurant. Were they scrape out yet. They scrape out the in San Antonio and fill the skin gain with goodness. But I've been on record on record. Leave all inside because I want every bit of that will eat the very last high the third one or stop right where you are. Put it back into the inside of that potato because I love all the Tater I can get. Yeah thank you very much. I would like to mix with some sour cream. Butter Baked potato twice. If you know what I mean I was so excited to be here it just for for whatever for the fact that you brought case owed I didn't Tricia did back the Tricia but thank you. So I wouldn't I wouldn't. I would not claim to. I love that you jumped right into it to its home for you. Isn't it. Teetered Tae taught is here also meeting. I'm so happy to see you see take excited. And she's like she's like the Disney Princess of dogs because all three dogs and gravitated towards his crotch. They're all my finger but like a little perk. They're also not down and they want that case h around no not just haters your Malone's Hi yes. Happy New Year follow him fags Malone on Social Media Hankyu. Cj Is Heroes C.. J. A. Y. L. Y.. Y Eleven Latin Nicole Brown nick here. Nikki Boyer and all social media. It's an an K. K. F.. Why and I held a Ross? Ross Mathews your host steering the ship right into down the drain down the toilet. Well we do have a data. Ah You what a big day you picked to be. You're not only do. We have the case of dip but a listener great listener of ours. who have named Butthole girl right? Yes she loves her whole and everyone's whole a big big fan. This may know her from drawing. The picture of of fantasies dearly departed so good powered and do a little butthole also so part on her on his Bohol. She sent little gifts for us to celebrate the final show because in nineteen walk me through what she sent in fact indicate what did she send. Okay okay so she sent this to me and she said please make sure this gets to everyone and I said of course. Of course. It's a bottle of Chardonnay. Quan also bottle of Pinot Greasy. Oh these are from. Harry and David is the delicious little company and like what are those called sexy the Moose Munch why do they call it Moose Munch. Where's the flavored lever popcorn? I had a Harry and David but then I got it works. Okay thank you all the gifts. Thanks for the best gifts from the heart. Turns out of the bottle. That's who comes tricia into deal. Okay everyone ruin focus I I got a pocketful of behold I feel like everyone by Tricia. You're leaving thank you so much for everything every Wednesday by Trish. Thank you if you're in your car. If you're listening to us in the grocery store just say it out loud by Trish Fry Trish thank you. We our little unruly. No because it's it's like it's like a substitute teacher or or were right in that time period in between Christmas and new years right so everyone things oh I can I can just talk over. Ross no no I no not on my watch not too on the last show of two thousand nine hundred nineteen. Yeah we got lots to talk about. I have a new just like we have our listeners that we ameet who we are obsessed with cookie Fonda Bella Scotty so it's this. Listen we meet listeners. And we've become obsessed with that right Jordan So many I met a new listener who I must talk about and I want to tell you a story. I love a lot of things in life and take off my glasses so you know I'm serious. I love a Lotta things in life. You know that you love love would've loved listings. I love a lot of things in life. Yes but I love love of the I love to love life. I love a manny. Petty you you say the lesser wine. I Look I love. I love matinee movies. I Love Breakfast but I love matinee movie because you can go in and leave when it's light and that's always a fun surprise I I love lots of different things. One thing I happen to love is a breakfast burrito. I'll tell you why because it takes breakfast. I it actually does this. It takes breakfast and puts it in a Burrito. And so what you can do. It's breakfast on the go anywhere you go you you can take it with you. It's just breakfast. And it's all wrapped up and then you can eat the wrapping and so let's look a little little breakfast does look like that. Yeah but wake up. It's time to wake up you're going to trip to my tummy right and so I love breakfast Burrito. But I'm being really healthy so I haven't been really doing that. I've been doing egg. Eight White Broccoli Bullshit Blah Blah. Well I woke up one morning and I wanted. I wanted a breakfast Burrito so you know what I did. I went to this place near flaxseeds house. It's like an old school burbank establishment. It looks like it was built in one thousand nine hundred ninety one right has an old name on the top of the sign that sort of like a sort of like a two two triangles atop each other. So it's like A. What would that be like a sideways? Sixties retro yes sideways rectangle rusty dirty sign. And like and there's you can go in and just order or you can go through a drive but the drive thru takes forever. But I so what I do. I went to the Dr Phil because I wanted to try. And it's just is lined up so much so that one of the workers has to come out and walked the cars and go. What can I take your order? We'll get it started now because he's taking too long com they don't have an intercom com. Knows building. Fifty one right so it's this other. Pilgrims did Dr Sam. Did they manage without that. You don't really primitive primitive. So they come up she come. She's rolled down window and she's writing. What do you want and he said well I would like in a very particular? I would like a breakfast Burrito no potato in it light cheese and add an exit. So that's like a double up on the protein innocent thing they put a little bacon and they're just very little and then I get a sauce on the side but not want to and she's I say that so very particular ticket I'd like a Berkeley and she's looking at me and she goes like she'd nothing registered on her face. She's just staring at me and she's like this. You know cute little Asian ball of just staring at me right long black hair cute looking at me cute. And I'm like you got that. And she goes. Oh my God are you Matthew Booth and I was like I. Am You take a picture. And I was like sure she'd take pictures and she's like. Oh my God I was like Oh my God restart each other for a second so no potato light. She's like okay. I got I got. I got it so then like five eight minutes later when I finally get up to the window. She hands it to me and I gave her my card and she says No. It's on me. Oh that's very nice so I and of course she got everything right in the breakfast I was GonNa say you would much. Thank you very awkward. So I get home and we'll actually didn't even get home. I called Fancy Acsi right away and I said I went to the place around the corner from Your House and he goes this place. I'm like yes he goes. That drive throughs terrible but I say I said I went through and there was this girl that recognize me and I got a free breakfast Burrito and facts. This oh my God breakfast burrito sounds so if you go get it this way you know. He's like okay. I may go. Oh so he. And he's like. Oh my God Ross got what just happened. Well Okay let me just tell you that I never was a fan of the breakfast burrito. I get the convenience of it but I never really like in general Ya but this breakfast burrito she really like at this place so you yeah you put it in my head you put it in my thought so I was going to the crystal shrine and thought well I gotta eat so I stopped there at the drive thru and I I pull up and the Little Ball of Asian love just looks like she saw ghost and she kind of looked around. It looked like she thought she was being present. You stunned look and she's like our are Z.. Malone and I'm like yes she goes Ross was just here. I didn't know that Burrito girl was a straight talker. She never said he gets stronger. She never said a kiss. Kiss in the drive through. There was no mention of Blanche. Nothing there was nothing on this. I go through the drive through so fast. And he calls because all my God. She knew who I was. Then you told me that that she got the Burrito and it was perfect and I went to. I gave her Mike Card. And she's like it's on me that day. Well he was concerned about. I'm concerned I'm concerned and I want another listen. I WANNA free breakfast readers. When she was thanks going I mean the only thing better than breakfast Burrito is a grade so I'm concerned she's GonNa lose your job? Second is that it was really special show when she gave me a free breakfast. Brio I've say became a little less special when she's hanging out with the by didn't go there to get a free one like I really wanted. I didn't even think that I know but then I'm like oh I thought like Oh my God. She probably doesn't hand out a lot of Free Burritos and here I got it. I also wondered if watered down when you've got the free when I thought it'd be more be happy. I'd really tried to pay her for it but she was like no her family owns the business getting fired. I I think I think I think I hooked business days. And they don't have one or two more like if the thrill be like slowly declared high era. Well that's an I hope Burrito girl knows that I not asking I do not want any more goes. I want to stay in business. I don't use one shuts down. No Oh but I went back in and got another one you did. I paid for it and she took it. So no there's not it's not like a free also filmed her saying hi timmy. And I told facts I want it. You know how like. We haven't had a lot of celebrities on the program of late. I said you know who in one interview breakfast Burrito Burrito every girls breakfast burrito girl right. Now that's the interview. I'm after the video. She was so adorable on. She could barely talk on. Hello Ross pod terrestrial do you think we can to old for that. Oh I what we're sitting in here. In fact he's wearing a long blue wig and we we just never addressed it not really normal. Anybody who's watching this on the Kiss Kiss Club. UC flaxseeds wig and she was has used to mix up the wake up every week. Do you like it. Yeah I do. I wish you could brush it out a little bit I tried I have the dog brushing here. But it pulls the strands out. Why do I have to ask everybody? How was your Christmas? What did you do to Tater? Would you do for Christmas. I stay close to home. It was perfect. My boyfriend's family's from Kansas. Listen so they shipped us a bunch of cans Barbecue Barbecue reheat a barbecue beautiful question. It was it was what do you call it Vacuum pack of course it was so it was I think it was very freshly made initially vacuum packed and then shipped to us on with Dry Ice and then when we just threw her in and bought some points rolls in the oven or the microwave oven. No touching in this barbecue. Thank you very much my mind by walk up one by one too but I did. I did heat the leftovers. That's a wonderful story Nikki. Would you teach. I stated my pajamas all day. Long I walk the dog. I did it I made food. Did it did it like sex ED. You'd Christmas okay. Thanks Craig Sex Chris Thank you say who is so nice twice made made a fire because I have a fireplace. Tommy come down your chimney sexual. I love that stocking lit. That's gross. I'm so sorry that disgusting and was great. Thanks for asking how is yours. Ross thank you. It's about time somebody Family see what did you do. Songo friends Who is the best thing you ain't? I'm I'm sorry. Who is the best thing fags? Yes well on Christmas Eve. I had a massage. I got a massage. No no happy ending. It was legit. I KINDA WANNA legit one Playing with this. That WIG is Janice Joplin is it. Oh Yeah I saw. When I was getting massage I got like a message and it was like go? Home pronounced announced massage. Oh yeah when time might splurge for my dad and got him a gift certificate purse Swedish massage and put it under the tree and like so he got it crosses morning. He's like Oh wow thank you so much. It was like well. Yeah I thought you'd like it hidden. He's like I do. I love it when they were sitting there and Christmas goes on your mind goes can I. Just what is a Swedish message. Yeah and he was serious anyone's anyway just quick story so I got a message saying going. Go home and just take your tree down and a message from psychic. Had your psychic hit. Go home and take if your tree down on Christmas Eve so I couldn't get out of there fast enough and drove quick. I just drove so fast. Get home to take that tree down what it sound like when you heard it. Just take the tree down. Who Said and then I felt? I felt an immediate relief in that in like that idea to Christmas Christmas Eve. I took the tree down but I have to say the straight talker for some straight they sent me ornaments to make the tree more homey for me and you know what I mean to make it better. They knew I was struggling with it because there was no feeling behind that tree. It just wasn't and so that did help but when I got home I took those ornaments off and put them on a garland because they meant that meant a lot to me. They had healing in meaning behind Garland. Why don't you leave the treat on Christmas Eve? Why not leave it till the end of December and like do whatever American doesn't have tricia too because it was similar talk about? I had to take down Christmas Eve because number one. I thought it was funny. That's not a job. I made sure to take the dog and I thought in your trash can say that donates living on a farm. Yeah so anyway so I I couldn't take it down fast enough and when it was down I it felt an immediate relief and you know the pressure was off and I loved it cleaned my place. Put It all away best Christmas Eve ever. Yeah it it was really kind of nuts coming up. It's been waiting for all years three days. You've been staring at the calendar. Today's Day Day. It's time for the two thousand nineteen straight talk you awards all will be revealed. We owe this time of a year when it is so cold and cozy anything better than just being curled up in bed thinking it feels so good. I Never WanNa leave a purple mattress. They're so different than the imaginative. It slept on Dash Ramesh. They're soft their firms. Basically perfect mattress makes Manchester's they keep everything supported while you still feel comfortable through so it's like it's supportive but not like mushy yeah. It's like a perfect balance offer Purple Mountain they offer a one hundred nights risk-free free trial. So if you're not fully satisfied you turn your mattress for a full refund. Plus purple is also backed by a ten year warranty. They offer free shipping and returns and Free Free in-home setup of your old mattress and set up and then they take your energy and of course we say this every week there for Mr Maloney and the Fire House everything everything. Yeah they were so there. You don't have to say what I love. Is that it just. The mattress shows curled up in. It's like shows up at your door leaning against your door and you just have to unzip it and it just rolls how how like. Yeah but you're saying they will set it up if you want. But it's really an easy thing and they also say Bush. Take your mattress unrolling. They love what I love what I love. I love many things about it but I love that I can move at or Steve can move my dog and I don't feel thank. You don't feel like if you're sleeping next to somebody you won't feel them turnover. There's nothing like the middle of the night when they can people get up and go to the bathroom and you're like well that's right. Hold it all night so I I stay asleep. I used to make self conscious GonNa wake him up Purple Mattress Stream. Good well For the stranger sleeping in your head get appropriate mattress. Gosh you're GonNa love Purple Right now. Our list of free purple pillow with the purchase of a mattress. That's in addition to the great free gifts. They're offering site-wide just text text straight talk. No spaces two eight four eight eight eight. It's the only way to get this free pillow. Text Street talk all all one word to eight hundred eighty eight. That's straight talk to eight four eight eight eight message and data rates May apply now ladies and gentlemen live from Burbank Fun. He's so different my throat live from Burbank. California it's the two thousand nineteen straight talk you talk with. Ross there's C. J. on the red carpet now wearing his is blue and signature bold sunglass. It's bags e Melo. Thank you here on the couch. It's Paul Ro over here. He's nominated for best new number tonight looking. Good look from from straight talk with Ross Nicole boy. WHO does her hair? Her Jonah's nominated for more straight talk. Reason she is GonNa WanNa straight talk national treasure and look it straight talk with Russ icon living legend. TATER todd over here Erin stage a god of straight. Talk All of Your Dad if you think about it just like your father the leader. Oh if the Colt I'd be done right. You Know Deity when it comes to straight talk right. Wouldn't that be like sex with all of us. Yeah yeah populate the call the one. If we were a cold I would be the one inseminating interview to carry on on my spot. Thank you thank you so you will understand who I am. It's me Ross. Mathews here. We're here Ross. Matthew wrote wait Mickey. WHO's lost math with Matthew? Cj that's why you're not not many not because you're black like he claimed on twitter. It's because you're natural the island. That was good. Someone had to say we're all thinking thinking it. I'm just the only one brave enough to say it because I'm the God of straight talk. Oh by should we all say a prayer to me out more. I mean are you gonNa take yourself with you I would. Would I would award. I'm going to take myself. I'm GonNa pray to myself to make sure that I went in believing myself. Thank you thank you in class and a call horrible all so much for this wonderful on. Im by this. I can't believe I've been asked to host again. It's so funny to have your name on it and be the host I but I guess if there's any man here man enough to do it it's mean even with this voice how long that's why. She's an living legend. Peter Todd laughing but anyway the point is this we have so many awards to give Out Tonight did you see that. All the nominees. What did you think about those nominees? But now I have to say Donna Boyer nominated for episode of the a year and best newcomer. How does she feel? It's funny the access. I got on the phone with her. She wanted to pretend she didn't really notice how big of a deal. It was after being on the show and then she goes Side was nominated. I go oh you did those whose Adam rip in and we will go through all the night she goes well. Guess what. I'm the national treasure and I said Mom I'm glad this has not gone to your head. She's very touched. She's very grateful and she. She's happy well a lot of people. I talk to Beth who was nominated for best awkward Voice of are you smarter than mark of course nominated for Awkward Moment for which talked about getting botox in your butthole I said. Did you see I did see I was nominated. I have to go vote and and I hope I don't think this is too much for me. I didn't get the okay to share this with you but I don't think she would care. The fishers are back so you may need another procedure to more Bo talks in your butthole. If that's the case of course will ask her to record it for all of us. Yeah Yeah I hear. That surgery is a real that whole girl actually interviews Beth these butthole with yeah for ten years so listen. Here's the deal. I The have the results right here. They've been tabulated by representatives at Ernst and Young and so I have to I'm sorry Ernst and Ernst and so I will tell you these are nobody knows the final results I went through tabulated everything and then I delete it because everyone and voted on our twitter which is at Hello Ross pod I would be honoured if tater tot the please welcome to the stage presenting our first award of the night it is Tater tots thank you thank you please sit down. Is it the nominee. I'm honored to be awarding the Board for best new segment. The nominees are blankety blank. Freaky the Hobby Bobby Lobby Challenge Nikki Bobbin for big apple's and the winner is moving. I am so excited. FREAKY fags ooh wow all my do you want to give a speech freaky walking up to the state hit. You're screwed up here. Walked the stage. Yeah the thank you here to accept the honor God. I'd like to thank the members of the academy. I'd like to thank all the fans you know. I have to say my my intention from the very beginning with freaky fags. He was about inclusion and acceptance. And Love So. This means a lot to me That the segment is the best new segment. I really appreciate and I feel very honored. Thank you so much. I can't believe you played me off so rude. ooh Well those are the rules. Thank you everybody. Let's hear it for fags. Thank you thank you so much. Thank you all all right. Great clapping continue will. We're just getting started. You want that. What you guys want the next to warrant? Yes all right here. To present the award heard four best new comer. Please welcome Nicole such an honor. It's such an honor of these job. Writers the nominees for best newcomer our our Pristina Darlene. Mold light meters earl. Oh Oh my gosh yes and Chardonnay Quam all the votes. This was a very very very close race winning by just three percent. We have a new love that wow thank you. Thank you multiplied. You have anything you'd like. I would like to just say I'm going to speak on the other hand. Ross Matthews. Thank you so much thank you. Oh my God I'll walk up to the thank you well. We'll think motivated and I want to say thank you so much. This has been an incredible year with more divided and and my child We been through quite a lot. Do you think about think about where we started And now where we come here. The only way we've educated nee seon we've had crystals and bullshits birthdays in bullshit and birthdays and all of that and I think about what we've been through together and you know since the day I got close to my heart and thank you so much and of course I wanted. Ross Matthews For this yes. Thank you so much and showed Chardonnay. Kwan listen if you're posture was better. You would've won and taking those lessons sims or you're dead to me sitting terrible wonderful. You lost to a fifteen year old stone or starting as don't don't what is show so far. This is wonderful. Oh my Gosh Washington winner own dad's of Word Lord. God Ah she played in tune or let's go. Oh this is so exciting. Please welcome to present the award for best awkward moment. Cj Cj all right C.. J. The hey how are you proud. Thank for this The awkward moment and the nominees are Beth these butthole the whole Both tax CJ fags Chair Mirror Gate. Twenty nine thousand nine. Dr Is the winners. And they'll be So you say the winner is I'm looking at the percentage of the CJ in fantasy chair got that percentage people episode all right so you state opener is these mothers and the winner is uh-huh and then when the door stops you'll say the winner and then it's already built in there's music after in Nazi but Mira Gay twenty nine hundred. They go through a gate stirring your gates twenty nineteen was of course in fact Z.. Malone bottom Mir wouldn't hang it refused to go to his home to Alison. He finally hung it but he didn't hire a professional hang it which in the risk you run when you do that. It's GonNa fall on it. Fell and I think that was a dumb move on your part and I don't think the vote was rigged to see you. You could say that again. No none of this. How dare you? How dare you all right now? This is exciting. Is mid everybody very exciting. All right hands. You're here to present the street talking with for best song. Is You can do winter tonight. Yes Hi yes thank you. I'm here to present the best new Song Straight Talkie Award Honored to reappear presenter the nominees for best new song are Ross's bubbly Brunch freaky fags Acsi name drop by Chardonnay. Straight talk by Doria and the winner is what's wrong ear drum. Roll me too. Okay Oh yeah. Hold on trying to find the song. I can't find it. I know I know what one fuck it whilst we all know it. Everybody knows it's GonNa win the winners and the winner is campaign. Don Ross is Bob Marley Bra. Ah after noon. Is Bob Lilly Ryan. Welcome congratulations congratulations on well. This is talk winner now. There are just. I just think there's a category or two left now. Now this is there are two categories. Thank you so much for vote. Yeah I mean listen when I tell you thousands of thousands of votes so thank you so much for doing that. Everybody all right here to present In review is Nicole. Oh boy I think we kinda ran out of today So thank you. And I'd like to announce the nominees for best guest interview Adam ribbon then. I'm sorry Adam. Rippon the dumbo funny. Donna Boyer Ms Cracker. An ASJA and Jeffrey Boyer Chat all pain. I am happy and disappointed and thrilled to announce that the winner is Adam. Oh sorry I'm really sorry Oregon where I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look at the best skiing a tracking the whole year. But Donna got robbed on riots at hold on the people. Do you think Donna got robbed a small group. That doesn't sound. What about? Do you love Adam upon John Jim. She's a national treasure but he is a gem more to straight talk talking award and you didn't give it to your mother gave it to her. Yeah I would have given it to my mother. I'm making felling the trouble by God. I'm sorry other rules more important or is the woman who brought you in this earth important out only can we really supporting Nikki's abusive through childhood adolescence. Who who's ashes and they all comes down to this moment and you're you're sitting there as mother and it comes down at that point and when it's time to be recognised yeah? Let me tell you story Nikki. I want to tell you a little story. There's a woman there's a woman who wants nothing more than to be a mother and her dream comes true. She has a perfect angel. She names her Nicole. It closer to Mickey for short what she sacrifices for this daughter not just in the nine months of that ruling pregnancy. Where does your body and the delivery is well what she on the way and the cigarettes she smoked while you're in her but what she did aid for those eighteen years and the sixty five? You've been alive. The sacrifices she made the works she put into it. Think about what she gave up her dreams so you could live viewers and as she may if I may yeah of course you set you off in the world mm-hmm to reflect back on her own dreams to pick those back up and say I want to be an award winning podcast. I WANNA to win this time. Nikki you got to win in this life that I gave you that I created. I'd like to win once. So Nicky here you take the reins You present me with an award. Finally I'll get the spotlight and you know what Mrs Story Do. You know what that young Nikki said which she say she said and the straight talk award goes to Adam rippon. The first of all none of us should be taking parental advice from Chardonnay. Kwan's here I don't know what the second of all is. Thank you very much for coming to the show. Looks Alright Eighties Tony for our our final word of the night. Please welcome to present the best episode of two thousand nine hundred eighteen the one and only lance. Aw I wanted to make sure this award show up the as he sees you get along. I now after sure. I'd like to get a load you laughing smiley. Va Va wanted to make sure the ratings for this show would be huge just like your big Black Hawk. They said we don't have a presenter yet. We have a big opening. I said so what the war. Cj You WANNA help me fill in my I big opening a roast anyone. Anything else. splints you and me questions for blend my Mary but a little rest. I'm not sure how you pronounce it. Let me look at the label. CG's not not okay. Ready the naked nut it all over. Oh God don't wear clothes all over and I'm still wearing control. They're gonNA have to do so much in the editing. Sorry sorry to standard practice listens to this this show and the questions. Awards Blanche nominees four episode of the year Awesome Feather Bang With Adam Reminder. That's the episode. Where cookie elephants played the cookie bubbly doubly breasts as bubbly brench theme song? We couldn't understand the lyrics patty with an I not patty with that was the first episode when we introduce introduce motivating kristen straight talk with Ross live in Brooklyn Parts One and two. That's that's when we live in Brooklyn but parts one and two and I really don't know Cj WanNa Open my envelope okay. You don't Eh Mickey National Treasure See So that's how you present a reward your mother when you won't do it all do it. If you if you're not going to know what her who you know what you should do then you should do. You should should just give her the award. You know what I'm going to be nice about it. I'm Twenty Twenty County and twenty twenty. You just give her that award. You Fly to Saint Louis this you give it to her. You take her to lunch. You know what you go ahead and do that. Thank you Nikki. I'm going to say this every year. We give the straight talk with Ross cold chicken finger country baby homemade in Cleveland. I don't think so black toilet lifetime achievement award and This year it gives me great pleasure to give it to the one and only teeter totter Hobie. She knows I was going to happen. All my God what. What if the cooler chicken finger country a homemade in Cleveland? I don't think so black toilet lifetime. Achievement Award I gotTa Tell You when I first came to this town. Oh I'm still coming up to the walking down thank you thank you thank you. Oh my God. I was heavier than I thought. Oh thank you heavy again again again. Please sit down again. Oh my God what uh-huh what kind of what kind of crowd source. Here is the only time I've ever going to be able to give a speech like this. Do you like Meryl's Oh my God Ed or do you want more of like a like a loop somber like I liked what from you. I would like a Harrison Ford beginning. He's very the two but eventually I want you to get to a Halle Berry. Oh God okay ready so build so I'm up here no it's not a glad there's eight. Nicholson out there. C. C. J. eggs and I say Just you'll oh I ah I I came here and then let's get to the point where you can't. We can't even understand his point of act and I really thank you thank you. Oh my gosh wonderful. Thank you could get That acceptance speech that should get its own straight talk well next year. I'm telling you next year it could absolutely I think ivy really good. I like the kind that are just like the Andrzej new or like the Anne hathaway like. I don't like that kind. I like someone someone who's earned it who's old who like I like. I think you've asked me because I like to watch Oscar acceptance speeches on YouTube. I one to the next to the next to the next and the next I think some of the best Shirley maclaine winning for terms of endearment. Gory he goes. This shows almost as long as my career. Ah She's great. Share to share is great. I really really wanted shaves. Something that was sheriff as Elisa. Hold on she goes she said No. I really want to say something here which I thought was great. She really in the moment lies was great. Thank you for giving this to me. And then who else is I mean. Howling is a great acceptance speech you ooh Dodgy Lake What what are your beautiful Joe? Pepsi's Acceptance Speech. When he went forget goodfellas not good what he do really got up he goes thank? Thank you who Adrian Brodie gave a great acceptance speech when he went to such a surprise. I thought Coleman's speech last year was good with good You know so there you go. That's the way I heard from four to just Harrison Ford in every public. Is You go just to grumble puss will well. We'll guess what everyone guess. What wrong? I guess what We have done it. Thank you all for tuning in to the tooth was in nineteen straight. Talk You Nominees tonight and a special congratulations to all the winners including Don Boyer. Who didn't win the one her daughter presented? But did you've been the one that I think you all who voted your all in the academy. Every straight talk listener is thank you. We saw seventy seventy four million people voted by thank. You thank you for these gift. Bags to gift. Bags are each valued at thirty eight thousand in dollar. I am going home with one just reaching in when you find in there on the first one eight beats got those restraints. EJ It'll be shaped shaped my face. It's a miniature things. Feel feel my face your rectum. Cj you reach through. Tell me what you find in your massage. Rossi Miss Sandra Fall. Yes that's took good gift is modeled after my face off your long long. Who Fancy reaching? What did you get there? I have Ebba custom-made Donna Donna. By Raider yes yeah also modeled after my face then Nicky region and grab it is a Vinnie Vinnie. Microwave Yep Yep not modeled after my face because microwaves kill all right. Everyone when we come back. We're going to go there. I don't know what that means but we'll be there when we get together. What's worse things for watching coaching? Including the hey if you see something say something if you think in the coming year that something should be nominated for straight talk you make sure you tweet us. Put it on her social media. We are hello crossbar. We will be right back Amazon. The Amazon was his one clip. Even album all the press is born geeks rather coquetry. My Dali takes the point but these precipitation even buddy. They say that he said yes the lap they say they're menopause fire. But wait till you renamed green big drop straight talk to me eat it. dumbo jumbo jive everybody in the program. We are hanging out all recovered from the in two thousand nine hundred ninety second annual strong TATER taunt An award winner herself here with us the whole program. Thank you for being here. TATER take ticket checking in on your life. How are you good of a mouthful popcorn Girl thank you but oh girl. I'm good I'm enjoying this doing little time off. Yeah working crazy Just yeah just life man. I Love I love as moving into New Year area. which is maybe not the best topic right now because we're just still celebrating holidays? Yeah clean slate. I love moving forward to love. Yeah well it is happening in next week. We're all going to be discussing our new year's resolution. I'll be there. You'll be that you got to come back for another week. Everybody so now. It's time to go into doing this last act. You know tater. The program is It's just me. And then there's other people Because you started it but what do you have for us today. I have balls deep. Oh my God I'm going to go deep balls with God it's like the harmonies Nikki. Come on give it to me good to be true. Talk about Steve with bags. Easy task. All my congratulations on the emmy make you feel like being up there she one. Let's just say for Karaoke. Thank you so mark your show It felt surreal. I felt definitely The whole crew won Emmy And I the had the good fortune of being invited last year and they won an and they asked if I would walk up with them and I felt really congress and was wearing shoes that were really hard to walk in so I ended up sitting back and I got so much shit for it for the rest of up there. I didn't go up there. Also because I kind of felt like googling up there really did give you shit for I mean. 'cause I'm highly gives Lake News. I'm very easy lake you so this year ever was like. Hey we're all going to go up group with very nice like sentiment and so did and we all went up empathy group I was so it was so surreal that I couldn't really pay attention to it was going. I just listened to our EPA's speech. It was really cool but I wonderful it's wonderful. The feeling and I hope everyone gets to experience that feeling of you work really hard and to be recognized because I know we all we all eat shit in our respective lives and it's nice when when things happen openly gay straight so hard EP as executive producer to that slowly gets up there and gives us. I have one more question. Do you listen to straight talk do do you. What do you think of that? Like what do you think about the segments. Like freaky fags ee. I love it organism that evolves like. It's so interesting to think like even as we have in a word show as experienced today all the new things that have come up all the wonderful. It's just it's just like real friendships where you have inside jokes folks that are years and years and years and years but like a show like this we have this new things all the time. But you have to keep up because there's jokes all the time so I miss it But I still enjoy listening to it because it's still feels like I'm there and I'd say it makes me uncomfortable but like I mean like like scandalized. Ah I know that you get a lot of reaction to see. How do you feel about that? It was a landslide victory for best player. Because you get a lot of heat. You've told me like maybe I should stop doing. I don't know but it won in a landslide. Yeah sixty percents. I'm really happy that one I I Like I said in my acceptance speech it is my intention is comes from a place of love and acceptance and inclusion so that my whole point with freaky vaccines to celebrate the person out there to to make people feel like a freak if they like something consensual and safe and an okay with you know. It shouldn't be made out to feel like a freak and so I feel like Jake. It's an important segment but I do get I mean. It's a provocative when you're provocative you'RE GONNA get I'm GonNa get mixed reviews so I know it pushes people but going to do backup provocative and Q.. I'm tater tonight too short as someone who is there. Since the beginning of street talk you know five years and over three hundred episodes Mike guys still pay attention. How do you think what do you think how do you think the show is still the same as it was back in the day? And how do you think it's changed. I think I can say right. Now it's changed in that. I really enjoy the fact that each person brings their own very specific content especially with the new Lake Patriot. Kind of thing where Razi Different yes club where everyone can really really shine in their own. Respective ways like this is I mean I think I think back in the day we were all family the and we definitely had her own places where we own little components but this it really feels like it's really branched out and I feel I feel the audience very lucky to be able to get to no each other get to know everybody on the cast that much more I also think just. It's kind of neat to see like moving through different phases in life to it just kind of I think the one thing it's been the same in different is that we use we talk back in the day about what we were going through. You know to the degree that you feeling to share. But it's it's neat that you still are really open about what you're going through but just life moves on new things to talk about and I like that. It's different same different. It is interesting right because we could go back and listen an and I think a year myself and all of five years ago and it's almost like a living little journal all right. Yeah I like I here before I knew ever met. Cj and it's so we're just wait. I'm listening to a Roth doesn't know who sees live in a world without see gentlemen and we knew Nico but not in the way that we Nikki Medoro. We liked her back then. Now Love Nikki directed to me all right. Cj Stretch you need sorry unique. Kiss Kiss Cam just to be able to see the deadpan reactions that Nikki everytime CJ's when off with you really need kiss just to get the reaction to the very least anyway J. C. J. Strategic Okay so did people want to know what the final thank you hear. People want to know what the final resolution was with the car pirate. Oh my God. The to- pirate the car was Topalli ended. So Yeah at the end of twenty nine thousand if you guys all remember. Cj had this thing where he was in an accident yeah and he was told by to- pirate who car ransom involved. What did how? How did it end? I got the car out of AAA. They had to go and negotiate with them so the car messed up. No they stole my license plate and then claimed that they lost it. So why would they want to steal license plate. Now get that okay money now also people are asking about your podcast. Have you not done an episode in Wilde's Okay Great. Okay Nikki. Stretch okay so I have to ask you about dying. Sucks the PODCASTS. At you're working working on I'm fascinated by the subject. What it is that your friend about explaining? I want to know when it's coming up because I can't wait to listen humongous angus. This pocketed guys first of all. Thank you because I've so in working on it right now that I've kind of forgotten that it's actually going to be released but for those of you that don't remember my friend. Molly passed passed away in March from stage four breast cancer and before that we recorded a podcast about sort of her sexual awakening when she got diagnosed as terminal so for her sex was is the antithesis to death so we created dying for sex podcast so one degree the wonderful granny picked up the podcast. Instead of just making it about sex they decided to make it more about Molly's he's her whole life and what sort of led her to that and what it was like after she passed away. So we've been working on it releases on February fourteenth on Valentine's today and it'll be six episodes of just dying for sex so if you are interested make sure you look it up wherever you get your podcast. Search dying for sex. I'll talk about it later but I love you bring it out of course. Do you feel her spirit around you like guiding you were still working together so sometimes I realized that she's gone almost like on my wife why she's not here. I hear her voice. I in their editing. You hear her. Yeah exactly I hear a voice in my head. I hear a voice literally tapes. Tapes tapes was his nineteen eighty on the tapes. But I'm editing and Also I have her phone and I have a computer and researching her life and I'm finding things out about her that I didn't even know before including all that stuff into this out of the show. How fascinating I think it's fascinating humongous? And I think I see you working so hard and I just think it's such a beautiful gift to To her yeah of course. Okay Rostro that's okay. We I gotta go deep with you on this tour. The namedrop Book Tour Okay. I have the banner honor up with the city's right here. I don't know I didn't do you. Guys see the the city's earn back to back and different cities and I are going to go so we we did announce that I'm going on tour entailed went on with me on the man up to or it's going to have so much I can't wait to hear stories so it's not just going to be very very clear it's not just me reading a chapter. I'm like performing and these are theaters. Five to eight hundred seat theater putting on a show A. I'm going to do stand up. We're going to play a game I and beyond the audience And tickets are available now at Hello Ross Dot com thirty cities and so see Jay is GonNa come with me Do you have any advice for. Cj because you went on the the man up to her we do and we did twelve months. We did twelve cities on Mount Up. This is the dumbest advice ever. But it's as I picked up this advice. Callisto travel for work. But I picked this up touring with Ross. If you're offered water take it weird so you get so like dehydrating. The hotel on the airplanes land and it's like one bottle of water is like eight fifty in a row drivers and we have drivers if they go borrow put windbags. If for some reason I it's so stupid but I just I still to this day I will take on but just have the best time. I'm cherish some time to like that. You love so much fun I mean you guys are both like season veterans. At what you do. I just really can't wait to hear anecdotes. Arctic dotes. I can't wait to hear what you up to in every city because I I love to is we would go out and do things like as far as we would be like. Well this is. This is kinda crazy for us kind of thing and have a lot of fun but STU stupid Shit Hotel. I can't wait for both for staying dollar or store. We go to the dollar stores have the best time I am so So excited to do it thirty cities I thought. I'm never going to be younger than this. Who knows uh-huh book again I love this book so I WanNa go do it and now that we've announced it and I'm so excited I'm looking at the dates and I'm like oh my gosh. How is this? I'M GONNA work. Yeah we start February fourth New York. That's right and the ends in April. That's how that's a month and a half or are you mostly flying. Yes well we'll figure this all out there. They're the age is everyone's routing it but like we go for we go for about five weeks nonstop where it's like Perform at night night. Wake up early ticket fight next. Take a nap perform that night. Wake up next morning from from New York to Toronto. Boston phillies terrible edible. And then we go to the South West South East and then we go to the mid West and then we go to the north where it's like it's crazy and so it's We've two weeks off and then we go back on the road again but what I can make any fears no like I said I did wants one before with Attala but it was smaller. It was international so many we city. Wow we did like six but it was all Miami then all international so but it was in and out but mind you. This person had a team of twenty twenty people. There was like just leave your bag front. It's going to be us back. Just put your back outside. You're doing I'll take it I no. We also hope. Because do this when we're in the airport Ross and I will play like the next person walking by the person you're gonNA marry or like there's three people from now is going to be your next boyfriend. We played a lot of games. Get Ready uh-huh laundry all this. You already picked my pants. I'm only bringing because I'm only bringing three pairs. That's smart Mar.. Yeah I don't care what I don't know what's going to go on with the podcast. You know we're GONNA be here with power all going I the world in which you guys host Host it from here and the loss to us. And we'll record stuff Alan figuring it out but there's GonNa be a way to do something we'll keep the entertainment coming and of course everything on the kiss kiss club as well but we'll just just bear with bear with us. I I think. Cj and I will do a lot lot of content on the road. To and I just wanted I do WanNa save you thinking about getting tickets. If I'm coming to and I promise you knew where no matter where you live coming to a city near thirty cities across the country so a couple a couple hours from where you are I'll be there And so tickets are available. Hillary DOT COM and You know here's something interesting to if you having about the book yet and this is a better value you you can be a by a VIP ticket to the show with that comes. Good better seating. Get a book you get a meet and greet we do pictures and all sign the book. Wonderful Wonderful Options for tickets. So get that before they sell out by the way. If you buy that all those Go to pre sales as well. Okay okay that's good to know okay. Well Good Luck. That's it. I love your blow. Thank you Nikki or someone. One does not participate nick. I know we've said this three times but Boho girl thank you so much because I have been growing down this whole show. You're watching on the kid gloves. I apologize because I'm gonNA show have been stuff. Emotion I love Cameron are mounted on the ceiling. So we've kind of forget the forgot. Yeah I've been eaten so I'm GonNa make this short and sweet. I just WANNA give a shoutout to some straight talkers that fantasy and I got the opportunity to meet this week l.. My Gosh so I was trying nine right. That might be trending is how much we love straight talkers and when they say oh my gosh. We're so excited to meet you. Is this weird. It's never weird. We are is excited to meet you as you are to meet. And I'm so grateful I always have a moment. This is all because of creating this podcast. And we have these great moments moments with these strangers. That aren't strangers. They're actually like family members and they know everything about us. It's kind of a relief. We don't have to say much most importantly certainly and I mean this honestly if I'm going to emotional but from the bottom of my heart I mean this sometimes gives us free breakfast. burritos really I was there. I was there for an emotional moment. Almost went there so I just wanted to say hello to Dustin wins who came in town with his partner. Aaron who is a huge fans ends there little boys that they're fostering to adopt love. You I did a Nikki. Be Life coaching With him and then also Jim Lenihan in his two friends came and got a reading from beg. We were at the crystal shrine having our own little parties. So my whole point of Nikki be trending is just if you see us and you have a second thought about coming up to say hello. Hello please know we all want to say absolutely I love meeting and make sure you kiss because people like Have like phone conversations with people and then at the end they say see how banks and C. J. N.. Nikki and I'm like Nice. You're a straight talker. I don't know that you're a straight talker community high all the time so make sure you say kids kissed US thank you. I love you using your time to give back to the. That's just how I am blackness. Great so we're going into the new year Instead of a resolution. I know we're doing an excellent. I think of my word that carries me through the New Year. So I'm curious of one word that each of you would use that you think can sustain you through the new year so for me like I'll say mine is going to be rebuilt. I like this past year I had to destroy a lot of myself and kill a lot of the old me and the universe had to kind of get rid of certain things and it was harsh and things. They just weren't meant for my life anymore. which isn't a bad thing? And you hold onto the minute. It can be draining. But I'm understanding to let it go and I'm at a place where I'm growing and learning. Oh peaceful about it. So the New Year I want to rebuild me because I kind of lost it in the mix of stuff but now I'm here to rebuild. We got got you back. Thank you and I appreciate that. So By my word for twenty twenty s to rebuild and. I think a lot of us want to do that. So I'm here to rebuild so I'm curious just went. Everybody which word word would be if you just one word to hold onto for the new year. I've actually been thinking about this before. I love the word honor because honor means to lake honor myself for myself. Honor you guys is friends honoring a commitment that when I'm committed to honoring wish it so I liked the word honor and also the jets got all blitz. Kids named honor. It is on. I thought the word honor is just like I wanted to honor honorable. Ah You get a lot with that. Put that down on her on her stomach on our owner honor honor honor come inside honor over minus steadiness Eh non-reaction not sometimes if buyer in me needs to just be calm down so steadiness thank you and I hadn't thought about it until you just brought it up so thank you also I have to Bravery because yeah. I'm not I just can't take shit anymore you you know what I'm not going to don. I'm done I you know I'm a good person. I come from a place of love and I ain't going to take the anymore. I'M NOT GONNA acknowledge -Nology daughter-in-law thank you. Stay in the love. I've been thinking that's why I've been thinking about you remember. You told me that you have to watch factory playing with his talk just like his hand on his face. Separating insurance bravery I just WANNA share with. You would do the same thing but you're doing. They always gratitude but no it's always gratitude. I was always trying to be grateful and I am grateful. That sort of like goes without being without say now I think After thinking about it I think my word would be Like torn between two for. They mean the same thing like awareness and present just being present in you know like A lot of what you have now. You won't have forever and so I think about you know talking about five years ago who I was. I know five years from now or maybe a year from now or maybe six months from now. There's a lot of important things around on me that maybe I won't have that won't be there so I'm just going to be present in every single moment and I think gratitude will wind. Its way into that as well. Just being present or here free to thank you well. Listen we did it everybody. Wow we really really did this show. really phenomenal. Well here's the deal you can get the kiss. KISS CLUB DOT COM. Tom Sign up like so many of thank you so much to each and everyone of you have done it. It's less than seventy nine a month. You'll get shows from all of us. He'll get the video. You'll get schlopy Shannon's where we do the after show afterglow Nagy life coach all the fields were Cj. It's really really worth. We've had no complaints from people who've joined Israel. I've heard I it is rare. Love it so It is the New Year ourselves. Sixteen law basically you get a lot of content. It really does help us out so a big. Thank you to all of you. 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328. Ross Got Rear Ended

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:31:56 hr | 2 months ago

328. Ross Got Rear Ended

"I've been the victim of a crime. I'm a crime. Crime. This is not a joke, I this is not I. Swear on my life I'm not a joke, okay. I have been a victim of crime and I am a victim and it happened to me and I am going to milk it for all. It's worth I'm driving down the five freeway. By the way I'm fine things for asking well okay, are you okay, thank you I'm fine. You saw lethally like I've been a victim of crime. I think I'll tell you. Yeah I know I know but I haven't victim of a crime. It was dangerous. Something happened. It involves the police. I haven't told area of about. The show and and I shouldn't be excited about it, but and I'm going to tell you detail what it is, but I am excited about it and you know. Why can I? Figure out why I'm excited about it. Because you could talk about on today's show. Because it's something else. I mean. It was something happened. Something happened. Here, yeah, it was something to think about. It was like a like Netflix's released a new series you know. On it, and so I was like. My brother was with me and he can talk about too but. He was with me and he's like you're not upset. I'm like offset. Kind of dying to know what happened. What happened? Okay, you ready. I kind of want to get can I guess? If it's exhausting well, here's the deal. Can we start? Can we get? The show started in their? Okay. Give me the thing. He's the best friend you wish you had and no, you need. This. Money now periods Ross Mathews. Style. Shows Stretch. Sweet to me. and Sir. Everybody Hi. Everybody welcome to the program. Really, That's what's up. When something happens to you, hold it you hold onto it. You don't tell some of US want to save it for the show. Wyndham of a crime. It happened to be quick. Reach around. Malone is here Nikki Boyer is here and CDs. On Honored by your presence and that applause, thank you so much. I'm also television Matthews okay, so my brothers down here visiting me is on me. Nikki's is on me. Everyone come here heads up I. Don't care if driving me. All right I'm nobody knew until you call me out on the freeway, I'm driving on the five, the interstate five freeway where approaching the two freeway southbound on. This happened three days ago four days. I can't even sit in on this. I know I haven't sat on something this big since. CJ. No, okay, let me tell you. I'm driving on the five south to Dodge a stadium. Right exit that way. Go the back stadium. GOT IT PEOPLE IN CLEVELAND. Anyway doesn't matter. So I'm driving I'm. Not The new electric car. I'm in the crystal right? The little new convertible use convertible and top down I got my wide brim hat on a Q.. I had a little outfit on. Sunglasses Todt right and I'm driving I have I. I- spotify on, and I think Taylor swift was playing. And I had driving ten and two I have been teaching the driver's Ed Ed class. It was shut up I was driving nothing. Nothing wrong in this scenario. Nobody had a drive. Right near you stop it right now and I'll tell your car. I try. To. I am. If you google how to drive like their surveillance footage of me driving in this moment. Hat on and the. Cake got my. and. I'm driving and. It's bumper to bumper. You know there's something happening up there bump. You know just in front of me that the do. starts to pick up a little bit and then I have to come to a stop and I come to a stop and all of a sudden. All of a sudden. All my God? Yes, all of a sudden I am. Career Weird. Ended go all. Right. Let out sort of like a manly. My Russo and I look behind me and in the back right corner. There is another car in my car like glue like law and he screams. Back. I'm like okay, just just pullover. Not for nothing, but I've sort of been through some shit lately. Get ended. It's like not even on the total. It's very lucky. So I'm like. Okay whatever can't overcome. And he's like Oh! All Wick Freaky, hungry, and then and then guess what happens. Got A hit and run, and he fled the scene, and then I'm chasing after him. Because, he starts to act like he's pulling over and. He goes. Totally goes off fucking just leaves and I go. He's playing. And so then. On the streets right and I'm following him and I. Take pictures take a picture then there's people who've been around going. Get his license plate. Number I'm like. That's all you. So, then I'll take pictures and then. And then I see a police officer up ahead. Because, the guy zooms away my pull over and I'm like officer officer I have been in an accident is a hit and run and he was like Whoa. And, then on a bystander, a Good Samaritan if you will a handsome watch, gentlemen with yes. I know I was like. Everything and I got pictures. Dude you like them. I was like what you liked Texan to me. Good. A bunch of people pulled over inside pictures. Of the guys license. Dark then so then. I don't know what to do and I think I should call the police. That's. What I did I called the police and the police showed up. On little motorcycles because that I. Little Motors, they really little motorcycle, because at first officer I think it was like a traffic purse. Okay was not an officer. Okay, so the officer comes up and they come up and they. Remember that show chips. For new. Highway, patrol. Then officers come and that's when I'm like. Well let me pause. It took a while for them to the office to show up so I'm sitting there and their significant damage to the car right? WHO's GonNa? Ask and I'm like you know I. Already forgave the guy you know. Even I'm angry at him and I started, make peace with it, and then as soon but I'm kind of bored with the situation I gotta get face, and then, but then when the police showed up I, have to tell you. It suddenly occurred to meet slowly began to occur to me that. This could get exciting. You understand like all of a sudden I had. Police officers asking me details. And I was so on top of this details he goes. Did it happen I. Go about ten twenty and eric dial nine one one and then hung up when you saw the officer. That wasn't an officer. I said it happened about ten twenty am and the police officer says we'll check the phone. What time did you call nine? One one guess what time it was. Twenty eight am I told my I said could I am quite a witness he goes. What was he wearing a white shirt? Strings wearing a white shirt I, said he also had a balloon. Dead and I go, and he goes. He was wearing sunglasses. I said No. I could see his eyes and my nose, wearing sunglasses so I was like Oh never. Then it occurred, and then the officer said this. Will would you. Find Him. Would you be willing to come down to a lineup show? Identify 'em all. That's exciting and I had my mask on and I just put my mask ever so slowly and I said to him. I would love nothing more. Can you picture me like that? You only see it on TV to do a police line up. Were they all walk in right? There's what six of them right have you ever done anything like this? Would you like to yes, yeah, so they work on a lineup. This is GonNa Happen. They're tracking down right. They're going to line up and I'm going to go bravely. Little Kilo identifying the PERP outfit together. Behind a two way Mir which means I can well. No, I can't the thing about a two way mirrors. If you're not on the right side, you can't check your teeth so i. don't see him. So check my teeth before and so I'll I'll stand there, and they'll bring him in and I'm sort of I think in. Can you tell me at this hour works? They have the PERP. Say something like the each one. Say the same thing that you heard them say. We think this is going to happen. Like no know it, isn't that. I just sent you a picture. I Nikki He. He offered up a to go into a lineup I'm I'm GonNa Follow through with this lineup I didn't. Do that for a fender. Heard his voice. Yeah, right, I did here I did here's. Why see, said something specific and I, wondering if we could. Do a practice lineup right now. All right, so all of you line up, okay? We're GONNA want to practice my life, so all I know. He said I'll never forget what he's never gave any said. Nikki this, he said I love microwaves. That's what you said when he hit me I love. GROW WAVES! No, no. Does not not. Now see Jiang. He, said I'll never forget. He said I have teeny tiny. White Dick. took. Turney work. No. I'll never forget. He said he said Ross is right about the mirror. Jesus. Anyway so I'm going to do that. Can you guys believe that I sat on this whole thing forever I do. I can't. No Link Fashions if you have questions now. Go ahead. I'm surprised that they would do a lineup for a fender bender. I didn't know the DO I. Be like making this up. You know when you have a fantasy wear to go. To I swear to God I said, would you bender? Why would make this up because of the fantasy of your? No I swear on my life, he said. Would you come in and identify in a lineup? It's going to cost thousands of dollars. It's the back of like a nice car and he fled the scene. That's crime as felony, hit and run well. Here's what's interesting to me. Is that like I'm fascinated by people that hit and run because they always get caught because people are always watching and cell phones so I just wonder what? What was going on in his head, not being an answer that I don't know what is your. Weight, but have his license plate right yes! So then to point what they need a lineup if they have his license as nick and find out. Point! He said he We don't have a picture of him behind the wheel. He could say that it was somebody else driving right Oh, so my car was stolen for a little bit I. Don't know I don't know, but that's. My officer told me Okay my concern officer. Then, and but then you know you come home, and you start thinking like Oh my God. I'm so lucky. What if something really? Happen and then I start thinking about hamlet widely flea. What's? You know where I go. I picture like you know what he do when he not home that night. to He, like feel bad about it. Club. In his diary and just sort of like Oh my God sometimes people are just scared. It. Happens and they run. A fear of knowing how expensive maybe he thought your car was. Having insurance, he's back. I. Know See that's what I thought about. I thought I should press charges you know, but then my pictured considering at home that night and being like. Diary. Today I did something I'm not proud of. A. Gentleman well-dressed striving in front of me. Cute little driving. He's driving perfectly tended to. Charge Nathan. Starting, playing a get. Right now I'm doing my assailant. Being responsible though he had a mascot. I'm the assailant now. I'm writing my diet the night after hit me. I hit a jet well-dressed gentleman. driving impeccably in front of me. and. If that wasn't bad enough. I fly It was. And I know he's GonNa Catch me. He looked. Like a detective time! And the. Diary! I just hoping he does find me. He shows mercy. because. He looked like he could really be me up. Well Controlling everything diary. I mean, what would you say? What is salient, says diary, by Pennzoil, running out of. I. Don't know trying to wrap it up. I've never hit anybody I. Don't know what how you would end that entry. SAR S O, R Y. Sorry. To do I do I. Do hey listen, and then I think this. It's a pandemic. Do I press charges if they find him. Do I do it or do I. Just say hey. You know just re read what you wrote in your diary and learn. What do I do do I press charges? Oh Gosh. This is so I'm like. I'm impressed that he had on a mask. That's. Your car like you don't need to wear a mask in your car, you know. Wrong. Yeah, I know he had it, but you know I would probably want to find him like I would have. The cops go to his house from his license plate number, but then I would decide if I was going to go out. And you know what I mean. Just. Want him to know that we caught them. J. Your adventure. Lilley was on here. Talk about Exxon was in and got fucked. Forty million different ways charge that motherfucker fucker. Didn't the paper fucked? Your car that has your property. That's what you paid for. I'm not talking to know. I don't know. Pay Me Fuck you. Pay Me. Making. Well to be honest. I have to say like it's it's it takes a lot of balls to for a hit and run right. So sorry y'all have accidents. We all have you know what we figure it out, but now that you've done a hit and run. You've taken it to a whole `nother `nother level so. I was. I? Don What I had a hit and run that same idiot rear ended. The lady took off Oh. My Oh, my God I'm in a hit and run I got a picture license plate plate, and the cops showed up at her house and got her and I said to them. Don't charge her. Don't I. Don't mean this myself because you know. She was scared. They told me she was scared. So you don't know the. The reasons why they took off like they. You know what I mean. You don't know that's why I said. I'd feel it out. But I get your point. CJ, get it, but I told the officer. Would you want to press charges? And I said I don't know I'd feel so bad and he goes. Why would you feel bad? Hit? Your car and I was like God so I. Don't know I'm on the fence. I would like to maybe do some trust game exercises with them to work out. An Are you ready to fall ready to catch? Like? Group. Building Exercises House stupid. With anything like catch someone. I trust that you got my back. I mean it's. So we go to his house and play that Game I. Yeah my officer, who was by the way gorgeous I'd say I'd like to my officer to write on his bike that that motorcycle to the to my assailants house, and then the three of us would do like trust games so cute. Is The guy cute by chance I'm just curious. Well. He was in a mask and apparently sunglasses so I don't really know to me. He seemed a little like thin. Now. He was like below Michael Wait. Until I described him. Like what did what are you look like well? He's. Like a tooth and I think like I think. God. With myself I was really together, and you don't know what to do like. Do you call the place? I called nine one one at apologized. I was like it's not around. I'm okay, there's just like no other number to call and they transferred me. I mean if it's somebody hits your car, you. You know I don't always have to call the police when some hits your car and then flees the scene. That's Kinda. Anyway so tricia just dropped it off, so it's going to be I'm GONNA. Pay My deductible then. And then I guess if they catch him. I'm right on top of that rose. Wow! I can't believe this happened to you, Hey! Yeah, no, I'm good. I mean yeah. It was shocking. Knowing that the when it happens, you're like it's like a dream like. Like my did her a little and I'm not saying that for insurance. But like I think I was like it's just like. all smashed up I. Think you're okay. Thank God. He's just a little, a little fender bender, and not like a full on accident is not crazy. When you're younger and little thing that happens or something you re think about your like you like life, experience and stuff happens. It's like this so doesn't matter you know yeah. God bless. Okay what. Happened to me, can you believe? And I have so much more to talk about to lots going on including time. I don't know people can hear me when I still can't figure out how to play music under when I talk. so but. It D-. Do you WANNA tease. 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That's hellofresh DOT COM, eight zero straight talk and use code eight zero straight talk to get a total of eighty dollars off America's number. One meal kit additional restrictions apply. Please visit hellofresh dot com for more details. Now back to straight talk with Ross Mathews. I haven't heard anybody. I just love the Christo. Kuttan got it in the booty. CLARIFICATION CJ calls. My fantasy calls my convertible. Everyone's like. George. Anyway. So okay, so if you remember. Del. TACO Debbie, if you guys can I. If if you're a first time listener to the program. I recommended a cheeseburger to facts at this place. Call Toko because I think it's underrated. And he went and got it, but I wasn't specific. The Burger, so he got shipped one, and then he record when he went back and got the right Burger and the representative was really nice to him and I thought she looked like a debbie. Now that story, got A. Life of its own, and as you know, is everyone in Hollywood been buzzing about They want to option for feature film. Oh at and I didn't want to cause. I wanted to I still have creative control. Then we had an idea about a broadway musical and so we've been really working on that and it's awful these leaks. You WanNa have a project but the leaks get out. There's auditions. Rehearsals all these things, so I've been really dealing with that here. For example, emails I wanna read you. This is a Sam says Hello Russ I was doing I was doing some digging through the dark web and came across a clip of drive through for love from the del Taco the Debbie del Taco w the musical. My informant apologised for the quality, but he had to hang from the rafters, because security was so tight kiss kiss. Sam Take it away Sam. For the chance to. Day All. Boy I'll be. They love Justin. That beats over here comes wanted him me. More. Drive. Oh. Wait right here for one. Moment. and. Wow, okay, grey reading, nominal work, Sam thanks. That sounds like a real rehearsal. I'm officially furious that that has leaked. But all good things leak. What here's an? ACTUAL SCENES LEAKING Only, that's funny. Now there's actually means coming out. Victor writes. He says that's correct. Another video from the Dell talk you debbie the musical. It's a scene in response to in fact, he was placing his order, but said no tomato. You remember you had. Made on the Burger. That's right well. Here's a dramatic scene from the musical. Guys. So this is the part in the DEL. Taco Debbie musical where I respond to facts, he's request to not have it to me on the Pirker Okay and and three to one action. I was running for you. We're we're already how dare you? Learn something from this. You go to bed at night and you lay there and you take responsibility for yourself because nobody's GonNa take responsibility for you. Facts you malone. You're rolling your eyes who act like heard it all before with your crystals and bullshit, paper and Perico come in your hand. and. Meera great two thousand, nine, thousand, nine hundred. More something from this. Tomato next time. And seen break things. Off so much, remember ticket CJ and it can be life. Coach cous cous. Hello Ross and under the best fantasy and. Love you all. I love you. I love you too furious at that scene, because I wrote that scene and so furious at that's come out, and so now we have how many songs now seems. The there is an emotional high point in the musical I've been working on it with Andrew Lloyd Webber. There's an emotional. and John Says Ross I was lucky enough to have a chance to audition for a part in upcoming DEL TACO W musical. Please find an attached excerpt from his audition. and I do remember this audition. Because Johnson has a real shot to get the part, they really had a great backing group in sound system, which was nice for just an audition says. Kissed but you guys want to hear this or. -solutely! Late. You know if it's going to be leak. I'd rather play it here than you hear it on CNN all right. John. Own Familiar. Own, work. One Soul, the DEL Taco worker, one girl to. Your right. One so one. Upset. From. A. Your drive to. Not. Pushing. Cheese de be. Would you like to dig? She says. WORKER OFFERING Cheese! Be Connie Assad. voted. So we. A. Don. The. I'm curious. So? I'm. I rate stage. Have you ever seen me this mad? Because these are leaking. All my hard work. But you have to look at it like it must be so profound and moving that. That's why it's leaking. I just hope it doesn't the town in nominations. Don't think so. I think we'll be okay, we. Vote if anybody sees any other leaks, let me now okay to send. It straight talk with. RUSS DOT COM Will track you down listen, I'm tracking down assailants who threaten you know might be my body, yeah? My vehicles and also these people stealing my intellectual property as well as awful awful. But I will tell you the listeners even though they're stealing from me, I Some of them are adding I saw on facebook group I saw something. It's said Ross. We have to talk about this and I was what is it? You know we love Liza Minelli around here. You our allies Manelli. We do! Do you. Oh, you've heard. Yes, so we talk, we've said I've seen just about everything she'd ever done. I've seen. I've been performed. I pursued her live at interviewed her. Well there was a performance I had never seen before, and this is not a joke, and I was really upset at myself for having not seen it, but okay. Do you remember that Michael Jock Jackson Song? You're not alone, remember. We all know this. How could this? Okay well somehow and I'm not exactly sure what it is. They had some sort of I've maybe it was a birthday party, but it was a big televised concert for Michael Jackson. He's in the audience sitting next to Elizabeth. Taylor right great already and then. Out walks lies Manelli with long hair and start singing her version of that song and. It's. Great. Jim. Good. How could this be? Not. With me. Thinking about interviews I've seen from lies like in the seventies. Michigan Mama every every song story. She tells the story with the lyrics. The. Back He. Sale new. Has Are you doing here anymore. Are you good with this I'm enjoying? Go anywhere, does it? Get better see Nikki. No. I, do want to talk about that moment right there. The lyric is how did it all slip away? Okay? How did it all slip away, listen? Is She sings swept. How did it all? Seamanship it. How did it all slip into one syllable? Turn. Pledges get to the chorus on. I'M NOT GONNA. Make you listen the whole thing, but. Isn't that was very moving I bet. You've been. On mustn't just the beginning? Big, black trick choir comes out behind her I. Mean They really soldiers? Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor are just dumped struck at how. AM I. Never seen that I know of course Harken back to win member. She was in sex in to. Single ladies. Japan. Just. Think Here's the deal I. Like I like it right I like that, and so I want to do more seeing more of the hits you know. And so I was thinking about, but you know she's busy. She doesn't have time to memorize all those those lyrics and you know what I'm saying. That's hard to put together a whole performances of whole songs. So what I did is I I. Brainstorm with I called her up and I said lies. I've got an idea of how we could put an album. Amount right all produce it, and it'll be less work for you than you think and you know what she said what? And so there's no one no one knows this but I actually. Do you want to hear the? Time life commercials where you can have the order CDs well, it's. You'll be seeing this on your television about one in the morning. Hi I'm televisions. Ross, Mathews Proud to announce today that I'm partnering with the One and only legendary iconic performer. Liza Minnelli as she sings. The hits get ready to dad's life of doing the hospital. Take this shot at good time like Elisa. Get ready to rock and roll. Lives the back. Only nineteen ninety-five you can, then Mo pays how kids chips and only five. While You Were getting when he's. Very little work. A. So we had just had the tile done you know I didn't tie on the fireplace and. Thanks I just put it on the back flashing stain and he just left and. I. Think I'm high because you are like hard core. Downstairs, but it's only like one hundred sixteen. Degrees here in. No really. That's going to be hundred sixteen this weekend. Is that crazy? You're you're not joking does not a joke. One hundred sixteen degrees I. Don't mind it you, so we were talking about that. He's you. You KINDA. That's really hot, but like when normally eight you kind of get like. Summaries Troy. You. Get Your Shit done. You know you figure out at night and suddenly. My brothers, visiting me here and I feel like I'm stretching and talking about nothing I. Am you'll notice that am? Waiting for to join the SKYPE, just hi, are you? Know. Made that. Liza thanks, but I think I don't know I texted him the link and he said do it now, and I was like. Yeah, that's why you know so but I don't. He's ever done zoom before. He's downstairs. I think or in the guest room. I love you. Guys are together. That makes me really hate to. Anything so grey mom would be loving zero. Almond. Should I just like go to the door and yell and say like? We're GONNA. Keep recording hold on okay. Stuff on his desk. We'll. Talk. Save Tiktok. Talk Yeah I mean it's like. You. Know what I'm saying like. This is Okay. well I loved it. You guys are together, and what I love is that he's downstairs and he's GonNa Zoom instead of just sitting right next to you. What does he just come? Sit next to you. I sent it. Four minutes ago. I sent the thing and then I guess. Back Window into. Their, lives with on Tiktok TIKTOK. Here he goes. There in the guest bedroom. Hi, how are you? They hire. Everybody, why did it take so fucking long? Just me. Stop at American new glasses. Aren't they cute I? It's. Still. Thank you, but we're talking about Eric now. Glasses are see clear through. What do they see all my God? Are you kind high from? Smell. I do ya right. You're talking about not search right, uh-huh. Tile fumes. Say Hi to the group. Everybody say Hi Eric? How's it? I see general. Eric, how are you? Are you having a good time? Time you on this because I was talking to earlier I, said I. Know What we'll do when he goes I hope Eric POPs in south. The Eric's here I love Eric I. Some question we do like a little round robin of s okay. Eric, did you pick out those glasses or did Ross? Pick them out for you. I actually picked him out there so cute I saw a picture of Tom Hanks wearing a moment i. want those and Rose Ehab to soft desserts super cute on you and the haircut we like. Yeah I was. GonNa ask about that did ROSCA. Kind of give you some guidance on the haircut. no, I just wanted to go shorter. good. Guy. That does my hair out here, you know. Adrian I. Know I couldn't stop doing the back of my head because it's never been back there. Is God well. It's grown back, but. It's EJ question for Eric. How is life and Humphries for you? I love it. I love it. I had to take a break from the sunshine I was getting a little dizzy. But I love down here eleven k. let's get to it. Here's the deal. Get Pussy doing corona oh Jesus. Running out that you got to ask the questions. Right. No Faculty? Don't want me asking questions. You about an action Eric I wanNA know I. WanNa know. Are you getting lucky? Oh, is that all twelve note notch? No, no well lucky. In the sense of just pure happiness can be good very lucky. It's nice having actual sex No, not really. He needs to get laid just. Late It'd be great. Need to get laid. You know how everyone let me tell you something I've were. It's all dried up. Everything's nothing's happening I returned to man and now lives with his brother Eric's been down here and it's been great. It's been great to have you down here, but like you know what I mean like. Is it every? Are we ever going to get back? And they find a vaccine port and to get the kids back to school economy back on. But I'd also like to get Dick Again. Did just get rear ended. Eric. I've never been before feel. Palm Springs. or Wait, so. Eric I told him about the accident. Okay. Was I not brave through the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, well, everything's happened so fast but I the only thing I can. That I have in my head. Is the officer that park on the freeway that just? Woo Rolls, the window down worst opening, and it was weird. That was weird, but did they did they did they not tell me that I could come in and identify the assailant in lineup. Yeah, yeah and I'm curious to know if they're giving you that option, but since he was driving with a mask. And pretty sure had sunglasses on maybe not but. I think I. Think if they did a lineup, I think he'd be able to nail down of course. Rates Riccar. I. Think about I think it'd be wonderful going there. What is what is a lineup room? Smell like I mentioned a coffee brewing. Smell of fresh a is yeah. Something Styrofoam Cop. I would ask him to say hey. pullover go to the side and see how they do that. See if they can mimic. Three things that's funny. All right well. Eric. WanNa ask the family. Well I just want to have everybody's doing during the pandemic I saw Facie Bill Day and I saw Nikki last time out here, just briefly with a basket of flowers. Just been muddling through life as best I can honestly doing he just hanging hanging in the house. And kind of. Approved family members when I can. Yeah. Approves Them Yeah? We do we see? We know WHO's been quarantined? Really really really really. Strict, have you ask opened up at all your family? I M- allow and not allowing people into my backyard, because they think the backyard is an extension of your home and your out there a lot, so I, do the front yard. In the front yard at least six feet apart with masks on and I've had to social distance dates with friends and I have to say it filled up my soul, but it also made me sad like when I left you and Eric. After I saw you right after your mom passed away when I drove away, I cried the whole way home because I couldn't hug you so is filling is it isn't as good as it is to see people. It also leaves a little empty space because it makes me just miss you guys I wanNA touch you, and but you take what you can get right, but yeah I've been pretty quarantined. You think it will. To the same again. It'll be a new normal. Even call it the pandemic. What do you call it fanzine o'clock pandemic? Pandemic that's. Like re honest disturbed. ME. Spell? Gammy. ONTA-. Blanche chard. Started Guan. Slipping. Songs are as good anymore I. Think. It's horrid. Those are horrible. That's horrible. Well. It's no lies. It does Tequila, but it's. Her! To music producing, did you? See. Where can I? Really really are having a really good time? He Wa he got me on a salad from Sherman's Deli. Oh by the way everyone eric telling. How could I be doing a diet? You're on A. You're doing really good. Taste, golf delete. Eight pounds eight pounds I live. This. Time together with spending the best time about being his brothers the time I lost eight pounds. Lost, it was. Take Go. What about the guitar? Guitar. You heard of the Jonas brothers. Will they have nothing on the Matthews brothers? Air Plays the guitar, and but he didn't bring down here because it just carry on luggage, and so he found one for sale on facebook marketplace, which is a thing that I know about. Where we met up with the lady in the. Parking lot of a bank, it felt like a drug deal. well well. She She be flat because we got a guitar. Music reference are you can't do anything. On high from the fumes. Size! I know it. Yeah, there's no ventilation in. Just, smelling horribly easiest because it's the air. conditionings on doors. Oh my God. Just get tired so maybe Eric. Oh, Eric you WANNA. Get the Qatar come on play. Something's they something. Yeah? Yeah? He's. Looking at the throw pillows on the guest. Arranged for him Ross Iranian for not just for him, but for everybody. WANTED TO TAKE A. Kid looks good. Or to play a little ditty. This, is it? It's beautiful. Do you know any del Taco w the musical songs? Pick something I'm working on that can. Kind of weird position place just play play something. Mom liked it when you play Hotel California. That's nice. Well yeah, that's A. It's. A shot and Doing the wrong chord. As a guy I wouldn't have known anyway. Other. Hotel California, right. Eric it's hard to hear. That's hard to hear. Well. I'm also trying to plan on the cable, so it's. Really Juggernaut well, he's really good. You know he never took lessons for. Guitar anything. Now now. Good I now own a piano and guitar complying nine. You know what I can't wait to see for Herrick. And Chardonnay to do a duet. Oh my God that. Idea John has to work on your posture. Still I think a little bit. A- can you. Can You Can you. Would Sharpening Eric? What would their van because it would be called Starts White. Sparkling White Ya. I think sparkling white is what what we would call it now. Eric! Are you able to play if I if I was get chard aid, wheel the piano and here in place something. Could you play something with her and Look Shiny? Bring in bringing in. To. Be Nice to her. It's quarantine. Doesn't matter. This is. In House Alcoholic. And! He sounds good when he plays. Maybe he'll be. As. Well I'm. Practice. Eric was so wondering anything. You want to say to the listeners before we go to our final act. To the weirdest show all year. Fumes whatever those I'm really is. Listeners Hello I hope to be again and you guys. I love you. Well. We love you eric. Eight and you know. More. Speaking. With whenever they're going. GonNa do. Play Louder. That part up right there. All the services. I tell her I. Tell her fingers not long enough. Thank you have to the like. You know it's like crazy doing. I, can't even to itself is grounded. She's so bad. Pay For lessons. That's terrible. Poor the London. They know what is so bad. It's like trying. Get get it together, Chardonnay. Eleven or thirteen or twelve concerning? Putting food on the table or pay God damn the analyst. Her but you should hear her. Brother Merlo play so much better. Rather Merlot. Merlo Merlot Matthew I have two kids. Threw it out there. It's one of the things I saved for the show and I met forgot to tell you. Try. I will go back. All right. And I think? Should be a joke teller like you should be a commack. been. So Jealous Merlo. He is God. Yeah. Okay all right, thank you for being here. We'll see all after the break thirties place. Fell fellas because we have a new manscaping product alert. Hello, manscaping, just released the weed whacker, nose and ear trimmer. Take a look in the air right now, and I guarantee you're gonNA see hit. We'll hair sticking out those holes. It's time to keep your ear and nose hair. Look as Nice as you're clean-shaven cubes. MANSCAPING is forever changing the grooming game with their weed whacker. This nose and ear here provides proprietary skin. 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Yard the actually flew there and went there. They said they felt safer there than they do at home. They take your temperature in and out of every restaurant. They have. Little things where you like dip your shoes in. sanitizer before you walk into restaurants or so SCO SCO And go I grew up on the road. His Ds. Fly. Now. Thanks fags E yeah. For me. Sorry. We almost got Nikki Outta here. All right facts. Today well, I have a sissy and Ebert and also have a freaky vaccine, so I have two things. FREAKY! Thanks a year, free, sexy, freaky, freaky Pepsi. Pay. Pass out from the fumes when you call somebody. Eric. Do. You feel like you're going to pass out. Whoever said that? Yes okay, am I go? Air is thick. Always be so dramatic. Right. He just fainted. Okay all right so this comes from shoot. I forgot his name well. Here hold on. The worst show we've ever done. The way for! One worse than this anything so. For she were like. Well we were street. All good then we don't give anyone a moment to shape the goodness, okay. Yeah has to be a sucking one here. Occasionally, you're welcome. Real, you mean. This is from James Scheduling. What do you happen that this got so bad like? Would you think well? In fatigue like young. I think so. It's like so much emotion. Being put into everything else in. You know you semi Haglund just so much. You gotta come in and put the face on. Sometimes you just Zach it. All the time and people can understand that it's a family as long as you understand where every day. Every day is is to be a good day ever shows. Yeah you appreciate the good ones when it's good, go back and listen one of those ones. Just. One. Funny things. Right there. Good segue into my freaky fantasy. Okay. It's from straight talker James Suing and this is what he he wrote in. I broke up with my exit. The beginning of the year and my new lease started on March sixteenth. Day One of the outbreak I'm moved from one end of Manhattan to the other, so I wouldn't run into him I- quarantine responsibly for a month then I decided I needed to find someone to be a core with. Core Hor, that's. Cool you didn't see four. What is what do you mean by corn t? Lower worn teen. WHO Have you heard of that, CG. Like Oh yeah, like four hundred. Right. So I, found a very nice gentleman in my neighborhood, and we hit it off. The sex was incredible. He's pretty adventurous as top, and I'm pretty adventurous as a bottom, so it turned into a few times a week of hanging out watching a movie, getting a little stoned, and then seeing who could impress the other more in bed, then one day I got a text that just says. What's the biggest thing you've ever had inside of you? Lord. Long. You've been. Successful? Somebody up your but. Look. I automatically zoo he means. Have you been fisted and I tell him that I have never been worn as a wristwatch, but I do enjoy a challenge. Can I give you a hand? Over. Our. Country Twang it. Okay then since me, a video of two men together, and one is literally a pitcher right and the other is a Catcher, because there is a baseball bat being used as a Dildo who des. Never. WANT TO BLINK FIRST IN A game of will it fit? I found one of the only open targets in the city, and well now I can say that I'm a real Louisville slugger kissed kiss. And then he writes ps, I'm sure someone will ask how far it went in so I am including a picture for you all to see just how far so I send you guys the picture right now Kayak got. Right now say. My phone, your same, an actual picture of this right now of how much he took in of the baseball, but he did not funny what he sat. He's sent. He did this. Okay Send A. Few Days Ready. Sent it okay, and he did all the writing on it to show. How far no? Okay, but it's just a diagram. Not. This Arthur. Space, Psycho talk about boy better. Think, would you take a baseball bat if you're? Not. Bringing Seventh inning stretch. Look. How far it went in, that is a big top of a bat. It is the end of the bat, and it's about six to eight inches down and it's. is about six inches around. Our core, but he's happy. Happy? Ending so quickly. Can I do a real quick? Says and Ebert just really quick and it's. It's not heralded MoD. It's something. I sat down and watched. That surprise may surprise you. Ross hadn't before. Well I've seen bits and pieces of it, but I finally sat down and focused on it because you said it was your favorite movie. What. See. Oh my God I have seen by happen. Seen that Oh my God. Queen discuss it on. The! Far. Be In a bird. Even know if I really want to watch that right now. Gotten? Moving ghastly. Bye Birdie. Yes. Down favorite movie, but it's my favorite musical other than deb. Del Taco favorite musical. Okay I'm. I sat down and focused on came on AMC and I watched the whole thing and I have to say it's one of the weirdest freaky EST bazaar. Most gleeful movies ever I couldn't believe. I didn't expect it to be so weird. Burry is so unappealing like these Elvis Presley character, right? And then, and then Stapleton Jean Stapleton playing the mom was so just annoying. I know her music was wonderful, isn't the? Why like put on a happy face? I didn't know that that was from that movie. Isn't that funny? They have a lot of songs in this musical that you're like Oh that that's all. All. Down key which fits your personality. fags look ball into. He's so gay as Margaret's Dad. It's hilarious. It's so funny and Margaret Inter. Prime is so good and Janet Lee. Is. She's beautiful, but just harsh. It's just a weird. At work at see. It's really great. And then there's famous like this one the telephone hour. Nancy see. What's The story morning glory? What's? Did you hear about you going. Now no one knows this when they're all like a little box on the phone. The booms going on in their house. Did. I? Did like an Margaret's friend in the movie. The blonde girl but I couldn't stand the song they were singing, chanting song. About Bernie like me. Love you. You're ever meeting. Couldn't stand it every time it came on like. How lovely? Child. With braces for. Ever. Van. Sixteen, braces disappear. And Houston a smooth. And you? Need. That's about to be a woman and all that, but it's really. The best part the course Ross. If they remake that, play her the Margaret. No I wanNA play the Dick Van Dyke part. That was boring. I Love Dick Van Dyke, but he just kind of blended in with all of it. They're going to bring it back to. What, after I when my Tony's. On my brother just takes, you can edit me out if that sucked. This show a fit right in. He was a highlight anyway. Yeah, bobby and love you. Want you people and watch it. That'd be a great quarantine thing to do so weird and so good and colorful when she sings. Bye, bye, Birdie and It's like the yellow dress and the blue background so iconic you. It's very very colorful, but and fun to watch. I hooked me in but weird like when they sped up the ballet member, the ballet got sped up and they sped up the film weird. It is it is weird. But I'll thank you. Thank you for that fact. That makes me just bring good old content. Good, you put the CON. To hear. These stories. Barely here. At aren't so listen I'm going to start off this with the balls. Jeep question because I couldn't let this go, so tracy, Vic, who is a straight talker and I adore her. She and I were going back and forth, and she posed a question that I thought the three of you. Call, Balls deep with Nikki Nikki. Okay so she wants to know when guys go to the bathroom number two and you sit down right and years down. Right because your junk. Over Stand shoot it out. I lay on my stomach and to. Offer. Visual. I didn't need to make sure the ceiling fan is. Out, here? Chasing going back and forth, and we found ourselves like in this deep deep toilet bowl. Whole of what happens to the guys junk and our question is you wipe the rim. Do you wipe your P P? What goes on when it just sits in the bowl? Please help us. We literally are going balls deep on this question. Okay well, it's just kind of over the water. You know it does sort of hang over the water right, but doesn't a hit the rim of the toilet where there's things that you shouldn't be touching. None No, no, you can't talk down. into. You got took it down. Known. As, you can P while you, so you don't like limit on top. Says pointing at the wall. You have to down. See. Why am I talking? Doctor said it was good to be at the same time for men. Fiji. What's your experience? The push down or if I'm just super hard in the morning I'd lay it on the seat, but then push it back down. The So confused why? I'm making. Memories. I always worried that it will touch like the inside of the bullet if it goes to. If I'm hard, not just if I'm like. Okay. It's really good Tracy and I. We were dying to know okay moving on thanks for going balls. Time for what you say, I just want to say to all of you that are reaching out and sending your misheard lyrics. Thank you I find myself up in the middle of the night, three or four in the morning laughing my ass off, and they're so funny. Okay so that. was was so wrong so wrong. used. Words on. Nobody. Love. Love that anymore, so Gary P from San Jose says that every time he hears this song, it reminds him of how wrong the lyrics. To take. Says when I first heard the song. I always thought. They say they saying milk duds until my boyfriend at the time left his ass off and told me no, it's not milk duds. It's feels good, feel good, but to this day I can not hear this without hearing milk duds. What do you guys think? I WANNA know if it makes the straight talk. Family laughed, so tell me you your milk. Okay. I think I do I didn't think I. Assume. That's a yes. You're built. Wonderful Good. Good. So cap I know maybe have been maybe once a milk duds. So. This is from Catherine. She says first of all I'm a huge fan of the show, and you guys really helped me through some tough times recently. Even this one laughter Weh. Laughter truly is the best medicine and I had an automatic. Penn reading? And it was just the sweetest. So this is embarrassing, but in the song big POPPA by the notorious B I g. he's talking about how much better as life is now, and he says however live and better. Now Gucci Sweater now, so let's take a listen. We can control. Show. She saw how drunk! Okay so Gucci sweater now Kujic Sense. She she said when I heard this, and I would say gee, what are you saying? What would you say? COOCHIE SWEATER KOJI SWEATER? It's what Coochie? It's a brand C. O, g I even got that. Okay, so we'll look at US learning things okay, but she doesn't. Think is Gucci or Coochie. Cheese wetter now. The ladies are so wet because he's rich and other. Coochie is wetter now. Yes, wetter! Living better now. I'm. Michael. Yeah, she said. To Her lady. NUCCI, but don't you hear this? She's like. She. She's leading now. Kendra, last one Kendra first time emailer longtime listener. My aunt used to listen to too legit to quit and forever thought that the lyrics were something very very different, so remember this. Remember you go because the ad is playing on mute for ten more second. Nash Okay here we go well. Sure too legit to quit. She's that I was dying. Kendra I was dying when I watched MTV. One morning back in the day, the video came on and we were singing. Lyrics were not too legit. We were singing. So. Bad took a jerk. Do the jerk that way do the jerk? Dance Jerk. Don't know, but just JERK A. Jerk. Do. Also here took a shit. I'll tell you this one. The the sweater is the coochie sweater. Sucking that's great. Wrong, so. Only Sing Duma. Fused those words come on with code nobody. We're done with that was that Enki was it? Off early. Non Stop. There's something about the computer update where I used to be able to just click a file, and now goes right away into apple music and plays the next file all right away. I didn't order that. Yes, so now I have that up and after I play anything I've gotta get there and push. Stop or pause goes on to the next. Harder on me and I've gone through enough. For God Sake God's. Hard enough, anyway, keep those coming. Maybe it's very rough. Dot Com, honestly the wrong one. The blackness. Claim it on the comfort. On. This This arrest, the cops that killed Brianna Taylor McCain, that's all I got you. Why is this taking why? It's been a ninety days? It's been a hundred and ninety days for beyond what's going why what is holding up? Understand, Dad, the trial is now. They're listening audio. Because the cops are like well, they announced themselves and then they're saying doesn't really. Relate to what? It's. Like. Why are we even have to go to that like you know what I mean this? Girl like that's it period home in her home. Like there should be no curate. Yeah, exactly you know what they should arrest them and then have a trial. Go to the spelling. Sorry if a of a black man, right? Nikki in her home Nikki who had done nothing and just just shot her killed her. They wouldn't be like well. Should we arrest this black man? Sure we shouldn't. Do this. They would arrest Sarah. Rest them and then do a trial and go through a jury of his peers. Decide where to. Get it to that point. Exactly What the fuck is going on here I? Don't understand it CJ. Weighs heavy on us and I'm sure it weighs heavy on you and such a different way, and I'm just fuck. I don't know like how many people need to sign the petition. How many I think we're all looking at Ross. He's putting. His is out because he's so high from the fumes I'm thinking I'm thinking. I'm honestly sitting here. Thinking, what can we do on the show? On our Ba- and so maybe next week you guys we can think about. I'm inundated constantly just like everybody else with the overwhelming feel that everything is fucked, right? feeling and so maybe there's something were next week. We could all find like. Moments or something good happened. We saw something good or heard something good or did something. Don't what do we need? And maybe that's what we can do. Counterbalances happening like. I don't know what it is. I'm sort of producing in my mind doing it, but we gotta do something that like makes people feel good again, and it makes us feel good and points out that there still is goodness something I don't know what it is, but. You think we should do something like that because I. Just I'm so games we can bring you know games or store I'm thinking like. Tell me, something that there's good remember we should tell me something good. Good I think there are moments. Last week was great. The interview was great I. Mean Nikki Haley smiler's great. Axes Games are some. There's moments in real life so. I don't just mean on the show in the world I WANNA. Be reminded there's there's good things in the world still that we're going to be okay like what can we? Is there like something we could do where we all come to like? Just pay attention. Is what I'm saying in this next week and when we get together next week like? Sorry? Petition signed him and just notice if you notice anything good, because all I'm seeing is bad all I'm saying sadness, right? If you see something good like in a grocery store or on the street or something, just remember and like. Let's just talk about how we all saw something good next week. Right? Okay, that makes sense. Yeah or these fumes really getting to me or we could just rest cops. It murdered Taylor I. Don't know that would be great. YOU'LL BE A. What about the fundraiser? I still got to think about that what we're going to do for the trickiest. Freaky fags I got my first time. Okay, let me tell you something. It doesn't first time watching the video. Going Patriots. I. Feel very specific, so freaky EST bags of all audiences to play. We're thinking about doing a fundraiser. There's video of Z J.. N. Nikki hearing that email for the first time on the kiss. Kiss Club and SOC-. You watched yourself hearing it for the first time. I. Wanted to red lobster. How do we? Need. Red lobster. It'll all come back. There's going to be. There's going to be speculation about. A hinton ver I don't think I get. Someone explain it to me once these feuds dissipate okay. Here's the deal you know. Thank you for working through us. with us the show. and. And blessings to everybody and look out for some good things and If you'll hate, follow seem alone at faxing. Malone on also media book, a automatic Penn reading at Automatic Penn writer Dot Com. Okay, he's. He's like booked up for the month. You're adding little thoughts here and there, but I mean. Tons of people are getting reading so. I actually had to add another day to work. Oh my gosh, I'm so. Come on over. Come knocking on door. You gotta be forceful with me. They told my friends. You gotta just barge in or just got his ass. Bring a bat. Can Be found followed on a Nikki Boyer on all social media, also the podcast dying for sex is out. If you haven't listened yet, you must smile as well dying for sex, and also is Molly's book coming out soon, too. Yes, so her birthday's on the nineteenth and I'm going to release an excerpt from her book, and then I'm going to self publish Molly's book that she wrote from her hospital bed. Within the next three weeks, so that will be available. If you want a little slice Amalia, it goes deeper and darker into her life and so I would love for the dream of her book to be published to happen so I'm working on it. Thank you and CJ is? J. J. A. Y. L. Y. F., e. y., 'cause she loved him and also his podcast. Can we kick at available so good? Proud of all of us on it. Hey, can I so Charlie Marie? Is trying to guess who the celebrity as the big celebrities, and he thinks it's the voice of Siri. The celebrity who I can't wait to interview. it is not the voice of Siri but. That is a great gas. US. A person who makes? The other day. famous person who makes perfume and they were talking about The there's like. A? What's it called? Master noses I think he's a master knows. There's only twenty four master noses in the world. Help people who make. As or whatever they're called, make them and I was like Oh, my God kyw interview. Your master knows because that would be an interview I'd like to do. Wouldn't you like to know how a master knows works? I might have on astronauts I do have a good nose I really do. Know! Why are you that? Why are you? What are you thinking that I? Do because I know that I do but what? What memory? CARE so funny! We wrote a plane. What time? What is that smell like it just melts. I was. I was. I don't even smell it so I, even tried to start here. We're on a plane going somewhere and so we might have been going to PD, but I know that when I travel I have I, had my beats beats, and then I have beat that I only run in, so they like sweat like sweat under I pulled him out because I forgot mart, my normal ones and so I was in. The other guy he pulled my headphones and I was like. To use it for the whole plane sounds like the need to sell my God. Head froze. Oh my God. Bread smell and he kept asking me and I will say I don't know I really don't. At really that is so funny and I would smell your sweat any day, but here's a story. I was with friends and Peavy, and one of friends had a friend, and that friend stink. We had dinner there like Oh. This is my friend and like it stunk so bad. I was like Oh new. Across the table I was like I don't like that. And then SAS for like four hours or something, I, come home with we all separate. I come home with my friend. Walk into the elevator. The elevator doors open. I go here. They're here. They're here I know there's. and I write and I were laughing me Ross. Let the smell go I said we walk in that door they're going to be. That guy is going to be in there. We walked in the door and he was standing in the kitchen I go. Hello increase. No? You aren't. You might be I when I. When we did under the bus with fags, sometimes I wear potentially. Eh, antagonist, Dick because it's so like people. It's so pungent and people like it, or they love it so sometimes I wear it just for reaction, right? I did that when I did under the bus with fags when I recorded with Ross and the whole time you were going. I noticed it. I never said anything and I thought I left that interview going. He I think he thinks. I stink like if he's Pachulia, but he. And you even said you even said. What's that smell at one point? That a lot I told you. Someone's breath gave me a sinus infection. and. The I n.. S.. I'm super sensitive to it. I think. Delicious yeah takes. Wendy knows one. I'm hello, Ross the show is Hello Russ. De. Understood all right so you know. Hey, we had little energy there at the end. Reverse the. Might things on flip it and reverse. All right. I love you guys. Do you know. anything else. Happy all happy. Everyone just hold in there. If you can. You know it's like what are you gonNA deal. We're just trying to so hang on together. We go through the ebbs and flows together. TWEET! Television I wish we. Wait I'm partnering with the. 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YEARBOOK - EP 317

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:35:19 hr | 6 months ago

YEARBOOK - EP 317

"Okay honey how? Everybody was still in it. We're still do. I still have my people with me. I gotta Say I am isolated Burg still. We're still here we're doing. This are casts on zoom people. By the way we see all your comments you've been watching it and and listening to it's Union or all up the best and can't I in right now looking abby screening with Cj Acsi and Mickey on it and you guys under the human contact how you doing. I'm doing great Milan as a little beanie on our you. I'm gone this long. Nfc Jibes each other and twenty four hours a day. Seven days a week we are to earn do miss me. Amiss fags the iniquity so much Professing my love for them because I missed them so much because I didn't get to see them enough. Since he got back on tour it was like a blip inside just listened so much to cover with mass on his good hugh really connect. Because I asked specifically if you miss I asked nothing about making your fantasy about me. I do miss prepping before a show just backstage like just being silly in A delighted to sink kind of your basement seeing he turned on on stage. It's like it's it's really. It's senior states. Turn it on is. It's really spectacular. I need to know today. Just give it to him so you really far from the microphone though. I know that I spend with money. On these microphones out so here so I'm going from organising room after room after being after thinking. I'm signing things I'm be And I found All yearbooks that really look through all the ear bugs high school yearbook so used. Did they have yearbooks when you are alive? Will you growing up? Yeah so mean but unfortunately all my your burned you win every argument with that. I had that but they earned crash back photos when you post on instagram and twitter. And you do your flashbacks of you younger. They I live for those photos. All thank you. I'm so grateful that I scanned a lot of mine photos own if you can scan things that mean a lot to you because you don't know what's going to happen to them. Rock Obama said. Yes we scan. So here's the deal. Merk yard low these yearbook and I was looking. I was thinking you know. Mount Vernon Warren is a little farm town right but there is something in the water up in Mount Vernon because well. I have some extraordinary friends. Okay and I was looking like this which went onto write about this which one hundred become famous for talk of making. This Mitch is now a writer on. Emmy winning TV show. This and I was thinking about how extraordinary some of these friends are. So guess what we're GONNA do kids we're GonNa go you know I like TV shows. What oakwoods themed episode? Every it'd be like a theme and then the whole show So this is a flip through my yearbook as as we connect every since we cannot connect the carriage out and touch someone you touch solely just a Gilmore. Too much it can. I think we are going to reach out in touch with people from casts some people. You know some people. You don't sound good kids okay. This is a little little show. We call street talk with Ross. I can't be the theme song until you are Tommy. Cj who can you believe? That's all I love okay so much. He's the gay best friend you wish you had. And no you need this money now. Here is Ross. Matthew shows the stretch sweets Amelie Geneva. Won't Chevy today let me tell you? See that so much going on so many gifts going to be coming up for starters tell you this as you are stuck in the how do you find yourself looking forward to little things little nicky supplying giral as we speak right now? Sarah you find yourself with like when you get one thing like scheduled for the day that you look for this one thing so like when it was realized that be like one of one hundred things. I did that but now it's like the thing on doing so. I'm so excited now. I know no one's coming in the house knowing anything Baba I will tell you this. My dishwasher broke and now I'm not talking about Tricia right on top of that rose. Actual album is like bravely on the front lines of doing my dishes every day. Now actually doing them old school you know how among ingles watching Emma. Speaking of Polymer Industries. Can I get back to this story? In the second at the March might joining us now of amazing high school friends. Everybody where she got ta everybody at her headphones wonder if she knows that there is a. Cheyenne animal right behind her. She stuffed animal. It should take a second to kick in Taylor are you. Yes thank you Jason. He's I just watched hair. So it's wet. This is Jason At a county fair city mirror like six years ago. The giant cow. We're in love Ed. He's a giant drafts a well. That's a stretch. Put his neck out for yearbook props. Head out. Tegas laying on enlarge Jack draft teeter a theme episode flipping through a Euro. You're the last I have found old year but I was thinking like what was in the water in Mount Vernon Washington who such extraordinary friends and so I wanted to having you on and neither of we can share any news that something you're working on and then I'm having a coming up. The holding basis that morally. Janney FILMS ARE AMAZING. Dogs a new book out dairy going to be coming on and then another friend coming on. Bet. He's coming on the voice of are you smarter. The Martin favorite game. We play all from London. She's now the voice. She wrote a song to again. We already played as inhabit theme song yet. So that's all coming up rate. Teeter talk you are. The first friend asked to jump out of my yearbook and drinks. Are you holding up? I'm good I. I sorry I've got I've got quarantine brains. Yeah I'm personally doing well. I am thankful to be working thankful to have a roof over my head and I know so many other people are much more dire straits and just try to do as much as I can to be of help would service other people but Boy what a mind. Fuck it is right. I mean you're lucky that you are able to work from home now. Can I tell the people that something you might be working on that we have your hat yes so to? You're taught at work with me. We wrote together all through high school. We wrote my books together. Chelsea lately we will work together. Hello Ross she was a writer unless you straight talk starting me and then she went on to great success. In Carpool Karaoke. E rail they went to Emmys back to back -TARIO key announcer taunt. Where my you in interacting with each other again? There's nobody knows this. This is breaking news in the Ameri. I just started working for drag race as a as a consulting producer which means I do a little bit right. Feel really like a not only lucky to have a job but be like Lucky to have a job where I'm really excited by the content and I really like I know about for news. I've been sitting on that. So long on my. I don't know anybody that Taylor is new on. Ru Paul's drag part of the family. We're going into our exciting good fit. Yes Oh definitely have a lot to learn. Yeah Oh no look look all. My friends are doing a one emmy when the dogs even only one any stealing but spotlight quiet to it's been. I I feel I'm thankful but like yeah I really fucking thankful that That the timing was regardless but Yeah I got in the meeting for the interview they said. Do you have a draft? And he said yes album Do they know you? You Pre. You're into for fifty. I did get a call. They don't know that. Well I did get a call from the people ever knew that we were friends. Found out eventually that we knew each other and they call you know. We were so impressive. Hurry met her. Would you be okay? Would you be comfortable with hiring your friend and I was like. I'm like not only am I? But you are making the greatest decision Omega you. What did you say what you like? Their worst mistake. Possibly one-star on this friendship they have one room for one. Mount Vernon allow mindy telling riveting story about how I am bravely washing my dishes and my dishwasher broke rape. Oh Shit yeah so my hands. You know what I mean you know. I'm in scalding hot. Water washing with some his hands in the game. I you got be. What a what. A horrible just right that. Things could get worse rolled up on breaking a sweat right. I'm washing pods so I could so excited I know enough. We'll come over but this is an emergency so I did. Order from home. Depot ordered a washing machine. There's this is on account for a week. Cj understand me. I have nothing to corey to for this one shining light on my calendar that had on Wednesday at eleven thirty. Am It's a dishwasher showing up? So then I got clean house. Candles lit ablaze northern. We'll come coming in. It'd be wearing a mask as enhancing but I think candle nut a nice strong. Scented candle can break through a masks. I want them to have experienced the delivery people because the clock doesn't mean they're not welcome in an undeserving of an experience and At a mood thank you. I will tell you this. I did like my favorite candle which is old books from the candle lab. Yeah C. J. He's been there with me. Es The best candle thank you. So I even went all out and learn on the good Kendall I mean sometimes you liked tour at some time you'll like the lunch order so I like the good handle everything in there. I don't WanNa say this because I don't wanNA throw shade. They were about forty minutes. Whatever and they come in he's like well I'm ready to go and he looks a not GonNa work work because my dishwasher's not right next to my sink. I need one with an extender. That goes around. She doesn't say yes online. What am I specialist? Who what you know what I'm saying. That's so annoying. Who doing then. I had to return it in order. Another one's special days being postponed and I ended did you. Did you put out a nice out? Like shower put on excel US alone. Maybe it's so funny. You mentioned that because I did. I didn't do the every day. Colonic did the special because I knew off a two story. Really looking for a hookup. They were really just hookup. Can SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB. That dish. Coronas now coming up just loved it here long enough for the hook around a sex. Cj's how's it? Would you like a facial role play of the technician? Saying it's not gonNA work. What also smelling you in. Like being pleased with how you smell because yes what he did. He said he walked in. He was very disappointed by position of the dishwasher. She goes Oh this is a problem but then I saw him and just sorta smell right. Smell the air and I can tell he felt comfortable. I will say this Tater tot I do have a mask that I didn't wearing when we go. Oh yes it's now mandatory. Your mass aggressors. I might you know might be struggle with the mask is in anyone's you're out my biggest struggle with wearing masks smell. You're finding mad glasses. Not fucking the glass is not now. My big is that I it I find. I really solid joke after I say something of a fantastic. You did this virus. I can't sometimes. I feel saying joke. That people chuck on no but if you can see my face I'm really selling it by my neighbor the other day and I said all it's so nice to see you and he goes. I'm smiling underneath us. A my point. So what are you? What are you looking forward to most when we're done with this? I don't know I think I think just being able to be outside in like like walk around in a park that kind of thing. I don't have a yard and my neighborhood isn't really that Lake walkable So I really miss. It makes me realize among many many many other things What a service at a nice thing parks our community absolutely our local taskmaster when it comes to isolation sneaky boyer she is. She was the first person who told me she was going isolation I thought she was crazy and then a foul eight and a half hours later I then went into isolation because the rest royal de person so I run everything by her. I go to my drive through starbucks every day and I wear the gloves in the Mass Nikki. Boyer things that that's insanity but whatever okay. I wanted to run this by Nikki. So tater tot lives about twenty minutes from from us in Burbank's Darling and KC A. My question to you is if Taylor. Todd wanted to mind you. She came Christina suit. Gloves texts me out front then. We what six feet apart. We say six now saying no. Ma'am quiet and want mine neighborhood. Which is you know. One's walkable beautiful neighborhood. That's very walkable. Six feet. Apart ahead of sunshine does not engage not touch even get walkie-talkie invest in a walkie-talkie or across the street from one another what about that and just watch him. Go do that nickel boy I turn to you. I say no and why. Why is that and I really value? Every every comes out of your mouth because we if you think it's been bad now. We're looking at the next three weeks to get worse before it gets better so I say would you rather be a part of the problem or part of the solution so just put your mask on data fuck at home my bottom line? Sorry to interrupt. I don't know what's your battlaion bottom line is. I want everyone on this earth to be have as much time on planet earth with their loved ones whether it's fairly or friends or anything and staying home for in the grand scheme of things a very short amount of time. Chevy's what's going to help literally make sure that people are people included can spend as much time as possible together on earth live in this. Fuck I'm going to do it Stays Okay Tat Tanto. We'RE NOT GONNA engaged. Nikki says we can't do it. There's a wonderful song. It's a wonderful classic song called. We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time to leave our houses. I'm looking to snap look at you. Look at I see all of your beautiful wonderful phases that I missed so much. We'll get look at what you did with the podcast. We'll do it. Is You all so much that I'm really looking forward to just feeling your essence on my skin? I miss you and you believe we have Molly Tater Tot Molly Jenny and becky coming up the something in the waller some middle middle-order Washington and that just one thing I love to do with the water is boiled potatoes in it and one of those `tatoes is here. Gresh follow that. I was like wait. Why which will hot uniform broadcasting knows that I? I do a couple brand new songs to share. Do you have to run or chicken pretty soon? Yeah but I can listen to. Yeah well why don't we let you WANNA Tater Kulon? Yes sorry I had marching orders work so I need to get back to work on the job. Thank you so much I miss you love you. All in on watching is doing okay. Stay because I like my tater tots warm healthy Christianity side but steaming inside. I love it I love. It will mean Tater tots are still good even from six feet away you can move so much. I love her. You don't see Can rarely they're always listening? This gone her keeping scores for too long sweet. Tater tot you gotta Joe. Do we have time much to get to. But we do have some original content Thanks him alone is a very creative soul. Cj Canton her second right DJ addressed him yes so CJ create fags created a song parody and about the virus sent to me. It was so bad. Don't play this so bad in which case was horrible. I have to play but the thing of apparently they got be to a song that people know this to a song that people now no. It's not and I really don't know what I was thinking when I made it. This man which was really hard for me to send it to you. It's embarrassingly bad okay. So what's this? I said tell me what song who's parroting until the parody is people got to know the real song or even know that's Perry and you told me I love this person who makes a song. I didn't now the songs what song as well first of all I got the I started thinking of glory. A Stefan when You guys went and visited her in Miami spent time with her kind of been my consciousness. I'M GONNA DO Gloria Estefan song and I just kind of went through her songs and found one and I just picked one that Bait sets. Do you go away by glorious. You not song knowing either. Don't tech okay to some sort of you guys sort of ask okay. Well now. This is fantasies saved saved as fantasies. Awful parody parody. Here it is and we have another parody coming up to holden. My isn't playing think. Get Away Pink Sixteen Away. Get away go away. I'm not a year six feet away. Please pay hey. Hey this is a child. Save without your sal. The writing is shopping at my grocery store warning asset. You will see people like you pissed me off. Every time the truth is it's time and you don't have to go at Artie. Just stay home and I said he I go now. Just go to go go. Go go go go well really when. I hear it back it's actually not baptist. Cj It took me like four hours. The great thing for my brain you know do but I told he should have done which song distance social. Yeah that's great so funny but I am. I wasn't the only one to have that song. Because elevate a listener of the provost Sandton something Hercules. There's listen the original hip often far off please. With great warm welcome. We'll be waiting for knee. It's mel go the distance now. Oh Yeah Yeah. Yeah that's all. I've never seen Hercules. I don't think I've seen your other son sitter. You haven't seen a commercial. I'm GONNA play Bell Scotty until we come back Becky. The point of are you smarter than marks going to be here today but another brand new theme song to shook a game. We played called to truce align right. Oh yeah the song we never had. We had music used to play for music outwards. Two thousand opposite balanced with social distance were often journey of a public place. Health side support out of Corentin where the air is clear and I can touch my face and see all my friends and our West Hollywood orgy. Some day I can social distance. I won't go. Insane will aware Israel if we can so show decisions. Leoni intriguing get to warn. Could show out no out. Those are the sounds I used to make when I cut myself shaving before I knew about manscaping. Thank you manscaping. Returning my loud shrinks and multiple peaks I love me on scape. I honestly I was using it before. They an advertiser on the podcast. I know what I'm talking about. And Sir taking notes. Manscaping accidents are a thing of the past. 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That's twenty percent off with free shipping at MANSCAPING DOT com. Use Promo Code Straight. Talk Your partner your Dick your balls. All of them will thank you. You're welcome you want Mumbo Jumbo Jar Bobo John. There's only one way to go. Oh this is straight talk with Ross. Mathews time joining us for the audience. Pushing I see her pushing the buttons all the way from Odd Becky. I I heard yes sunshine on your face off pretty hold on. How do I slipped my camera? I don't know but she has a halo by is nine thirty at night. Do you WanNa see what this league without the ring light is dark into audible the Audio Program Division. I got this bring light for work in. Look Beautiful May Eylau now. Let's talk about the everyone knows she is of course she. She rose to fame as the senior of the one of the greatest theme songs of all time. The mark. Everybody knows that song across the country a listener podcast is still together. You don't know this bet you just had teeter totter on the show as well. Betsy then became a professional CR. She thinks the engine travels in group seen many music. What do you do? Don't own renaissance and early Baroque. Me Up were you. A medieval books hits at time. Okay so she does. She's also a and a blogger. Ryan and Bethany has a book out. Everybody called her on her pods a beautiful cookbook that he will people get it at the Amazon dot com or Amazon dot co dot. Uk You're in the UK. The one one thing is though the US version has UK measurements in. Its you need to buy scale would you? Why would you don't use the getting the by the Volkan? Then tell them later. Listen I'm an honest lady? Thank you Vicki. Yes we'll let honestly tell the people. How are you smarter than Mark Theme Song I came came up? Is that bad? He was a listener to the program. I had I just googled game. Show music this music. Which was like this when it was just background. Music of the are you it. Is this new thing mark. I would just Yulon Dingo. Wasn't that that Song House like. That's what that is playing that and then Beth goes. Send me that music. I'm going to bring record audio. And then she'd sends this back to me. Do you understand. Did you make off yeah? You must've really what it was. I said Oh my sound. Cut Out. Recites I was in the gym and listening to you guys chat and online on the podcast on my walk home from the gym. That's that flute thing was stuck in my head and I started coming working in words to is done in a she emails me her audio and then I seek it with the music and then just not that long ago that he said would. She loves the game to truce in ally right. You love this game. We play this. Why do you love that? It just makes me laugh. Why everything do makes me laugh. But I I again was working out on run in Mount Vernon and I was listening to again. You guys chat because it makes me feel like I'm hanging out with friends even when you're boring And then the same exact thing happened where I just. I love the trains. I mean. Remember when we played to Truth and alive which is game where we each say something. We say three things to remember true when the Lai I this terrible music MC terrible right. It's so the House houser theme song. Do you guys everything doogie. Howser susie making figuring the duty. How's it house into the seeking? Get US duty. Listen to this ad old mother Hubbard. Don't kill somebody. GimMe some sort of free password to add three seven dollars a month. I don't blame you it. Some are now saying by this one at least like some urgent talk back and then this. This is my listen. Talk Awful Deejay did you. Ross coast knowledge. I WANNA play to Tucson but I'm gonNA write words to that music. I'm so excited to hear this. I you know listen. I didn't I didn't contact using I'm gonNA write words. I contacted you with an MP three which you then made me send three more times three months because the cats losing it like it. Bethany and I communicate on what's happening. I don't let her savings on what's out so I figured it out all right to rather than praise me for doing this. She did send this three months ago of just getting around to it now but Becker did cry. Salvin stop it. This is one of my things. What traits ally well? I don't know what you're saying. But this is what you're saying. A consensus introducing. The you bet these the new mark. Okay you think this the music and I play is long. It's about a minute or so minute twenty because I want to lower it. Have it beneath us as we talk? You know there's a lot of you know there's a Lotta. I have music log entered as the statement in the as we talk about it. It'll plan need us that he did the whole thing. And I think I from obviously one piece bit so listen to the whole thing you guys down for that. Yes I love this this no matter. What but we listened to her a long is it. I don't know but it's not sure I rather snap more than seven. Okay this is that the Hungerford Weird to truth to to send may know squat to is and truth. It's your turn to be. Slough do may ask to and through. It's yours to be Slough know or may ask is and true it's your turn be slough off just keeps the s mouth really for not really that is so is how long is let see modern whole thing to lives in one minute and fifty seven seconds long saw a long. It's very repetitive. But I love that. She drilled at home say I loved the style. It's not opera. It's Kinda like lantis. Morissette Billy Artist Mis mixed with of love on top by beyond say. Good Job Gumshoe. I just heard beyond say yeah really just beyond saying right. Yeah don't just now. Compared to time bill in the Nation Games called House do love it. It's so good about the really good great job. I wonder if you would stick around and play to truce ally with us. Would you do that year? I thought you'd never ask to US already. This works in his work. And there's a theme. This is a tooth align quarantine addition. These are all questions about Corentin. We're all going to say things that are true whereas the three things to are true one is ally and we have to guess which one it is. So let's start the fancy malone you're gonNA need I right on the question. Here is things I'd done to pass the time. A new play. Music is too loud now. Just so fags Molo. Can you give me three things that you've done to pass the time? During lockdown children were true one is ally. Okay I've become an old lady Jenkins and I walk around the neighborhood and take pictures of the string blue. I threw him. That's number two. I threw a pandemic party in my front lawn and by Domin neighbors and they all showed up. We were all like twelve feet away from each other. It was a hit and it went into the night a number three. I met a string talker and I've been jacking him when snaps earthly you still let them be alive. So hey now senior. According for Astor Baiting on facetime with them. Let's start with the best. Which one do you think is alive? Just call me a bitch. The one that is ally is the party in the front yard for long party in the party in his pants. We'll nope I'm sorry. His pants is happening. Party yard is not exploring party party locked in when you think Ross on myself in on the nation that's under GONNA lock I picture. Old Mexicans locking taking pictures. I know that pandemic party happens. I actually know this in the front yard. And so that's why I ain't to. Masturbation story is why to to send a sober big is. I've been jacking off with the straight talker fad. Twenty from time to prepare to see. We didn't know that though. So that's not a point dam level thing should happen. I think rules to CGU AT EUROPE JC question. Things that you've done to pass the time during lockdown. They choke the chicken twice a day Form outside his homecoming from start to finish. Cardio man escaped my boss. Beautiful lie took the chicken. I'm sorry Becky there. Yom Say bowls or your. What was your answer there which was beyond say. Let's lock bet a nickel more. She can be. I don't think he's joking at twice these only Chokhin at once Okay I was GONNA say we'RE ALL GONNA change my mind to. I agree with nick yet. I don't think he's dropping off twice a day. I think it's what's right and I'm GONNA locking on ball agencies Nikki chicken. Cj Ain't what's the line will to show and chosen not to shave your balls gone for full Bush quarantine or you're a whole tuck elite situation down there a Tuesday every waste. Yeah because Lauren do our no underwear took the taking twice a day or prostate to when I just can. I just say that I've talked to other people about this and people in quarantine or whore near the normal same same question or move questions. Let's move let's into Nikola. Wait things you bought during your lockdown. Same as you run during lockdown Nikki to truce Taipei. Chew some ally to send my favorite is the way you sing. Live by the original. He three things. I've purchased a cock ring for Tommy. And I'm awaiting delivery I've bought enough salsa for the next six months and I've purchased a high grade masks with replaceable filters mask. All right so the leaky bont. Two of them are true. One lie which one's the Lai the conquering the salsa or a high grade masks. He Capri Resource Mask. Which ones alive? I'M GONNA go mask walk. I'M GONNA go in Salsa because when the salsa bad if you bought that many beautiful turn GonNa go so. I'll tell you this one. Nikki is so into being quarantine that she certainly bought. A high grade masks -Tarian He. All she wanted will not go about in six months and she live with Tawny. Her husband did not need a cock ring. The law is the caughlin understood with the three. I did not urge us a COX owner. It's cheap kind. You Buy Jar. It lasts forever point to use a better deal on the same question different question. I want the same question. Same question for Betsy. Essentially to try to to send all right. Here's the question for you. Let it gives us three things you bought during lockdown true going to be true one's going to be ally. Becky and what are they ask cream? Scream condoms condoms and be Ori Strips and be hoary strips. Alright the ask creams condoms or strip which one is align Nicole. Oddly enough. I don't know why I'm picking this be Ori- strips. I don't think you bought those yours strips nine nine during quarantine over you asking clouds event. I don't think okay. I don't think she bought. Condoms lockdown conduct owns. Stj What are you talking on? Asking condoms are condoms to lock them out on condoms screen. You Forget. You will remember Benny Surgery. I would imagine somebody who had talks out there. But they're bundles surgery. Ask Cream the already strip. How funny is that I to purchase bureau of them twice on quarantine? All right. I'm walking in. You cannot touch each other during quarantine condoms history. Thirty three three forces. Your four four. Yes yes I know. I know I happen to know that becky raw night God to lose and facts you get one point. Here's the deal when I do all of them. We had more questions than things on on zero. Seems you buy real quick to do real quick to allies to London? Send we get it all right. These are just starting to knock down to will be the true one of the alive but an oak buttermilk. I'm sorry were milk. A camel shorts ooh bootleg Lululemon. Thank and or a lust sense prostate massage. All rates along on a love sense prostate massage of Buzz Bell snotty win right eight buttermilk or Cammo workout shorts. Alright Nikki Nikki. Lock in your answer. Which one's the lie I think the lies the prostate device? Because I could go already line. I say a he would buy something for the summer now. Right like the summer's coming up. So I think you I can see him buying. I'm going to say I'M GONNA go into detail. I'm going to say by Matthew. I really want prostate massage or to be a true statement. So I'm going with. Buttermilk is going with buttermilk looming. I'm sorry wrangling shorts. I think he got to the line going with shorts. I outside the wrong. When I'm short I think okay. Can you walk me through off because I thought I bought? Cj Jason Become Lululemon short. I don't think he needs anymore. Shorts because I love Lululemon sound so he got one out. Miami looks I think butternut maybe he was cooking buttermilk right. I do believe he got a Lebanon's prostate massage. Cj What's the line? I actually buttermilk off her on. You know mature even wonderful. Are you gonNA let your friend Buzz? You sure can pride up in there. I really love sure. That's so nice. What since you did that. Let me just one real quick too okay. Ready to okay. It's the same question things I fought to word. This is going to be okay to truce one line. Three things I bought during quarantine. I won a twenty four. Pack a grab bag size doritos exercise by or three the London's prostate aikman purchase. Beth alertus. You did not buy nicer is bike in the new crank head. They're all lives. They're all locked all little. I'm exercise bike. Lock him out on walks by no exercise. Where would you put them? I can just see you. Exercise Bike Alive did not by twenty four pack size of grab bag thereto by by all the way from London. Thank you so much batboys lights. Thank you so much. Wow writing mainly we do have to to gas waiting in the wings a lot more shuttle to get to. But how can people get your book again? Amazon DOT COM. And how can people Couldn't touch with you. I am hunger. Mama H. U. N. G. E. R. M. A. M. A. On instagram hung around. The book is called hundred pox by the Hungerford available on Amazon. All of our betty. 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Winning photographers getting their master's But back in the day we used to do some shit like Put on vinyl pants platforms and sneak away to Vancouver and go dancing and then we would have killer. Kool AIDS car. Is there and one time? I throughout the middle of the club and then I just put my lips knockers Kiwi strawberry back. Let's go dancing member close. They become a big deal and they have a book coming out. Now that I want all these welcome only Landry's and Jenny did I. Did I misrepresent a story of from Odyssey in Vancouver at all no not at all? Do you remember. He was was huge at the time that we re dance to. I mean hit me baby. One more time that you judge by believe by share. That was a good run. Anchin the showers the dancing shower. People thank you. That was my next comment that we would go on Thursday shower ninety. They in fact that you would love this they had plexiglass booze were naked men would shower all over. Women Hour. North of New York called splash. I think what's the our and it was the first time. Cj Black Penis in my remember that stat and stairs docks when it. When I don't remember I'm so sorry wrong. Okay so where are you willing my sister off the stage because she started like pull dancing kind of fucked up in Canada and then we would go to denny's and we would sober and then we would try and tell all your parents that we were staying at each other's house. Oh the surviving may recount the stories. Losing everyone started singing. Sonny's it was we were in. Denny's one nine three or four. In the morning it was backstreet. Boys Eight member. Everyone police officers. Everyone started seeing. This ought shenanigans. I'm telling and then these to go on money you so you became a photographer you into scripts in the school of Visual Arts Right. Yes they did. And you're talking about your project called embodiment that project people can look up right. Now is Big One. Oh inky so embodiment. Portrait of Queer. Life in America is something that I started in my second yard Grad school really out of a need to see people really see intersections within the correct Nettie So people who are not only just You know stereotypically gay. I would say like we would see representations on TV but also intersections of like yes. I'm gay and I'm an evangelical preacher in Texas though I wanted to see intersections of all of these different. We our lives so People out on my space and work. Yeah right like lesbian cheerleader Memphis. And then it would like something would pop up. And we we'd want and I bought my road trip and it became a really cool project. It's awesome we will find out if they want to see that you can go to embodiment. Usa DOT COM. I'm there right now. I am in love with this. This is so cool. I know that's my friend. Molly Leandra big deal my an OP. The my other finger. Jenny riffles so sane right shenanigans improve or all of us together but Molly. Jenny went to Bard College on New York right yet. And then you got your masters at school bazaars as well yes a dead. I following sets and list. Some of the awards. I'm looking at this thing right Several awards including Soto Omits Muslim Award but I can't say those words victims looking to the Aaron Siskind Foundation Grant Award Winning Photographers Right. Johnny they see some of your work if they wanna see your individual work absolutely go to my website which is Jenny Russell. Dot Com the Rif L. E. registered and Molly Landrace DOT COM. They can see your work to molly. Yes indeed okay great so now. Let me this now. We know who they are. Let me tell you what it was like growing up with them. These two always have photographers in before. Cameras always taking photographs right. No matter where we were when we were I would come to their house. I were to very standard. I would bring strawberries to the house. We would make vodka. Lend it with strawberries in the is would no matter what we look cigarette outside. You get high right. We do whatever they were hosting pictures. We'd be outlive. Feel farm laying in grass right there taking pictures and then we have all those photographs and then tell me the story of the threes. We were all really great. Friends other people's Is in the group and then something special Hans between you and Molly Own. My goodness I'm Jenny. Please feel free to jump in To Jenny I went away to opposite coasts for school and I don't know what was in the water when you went away to college but we came back over the summer and our friendship just developed into beautiful Romance so many and I I friends and you know it was kind of a big deal coming from small town and not seen any representations of a queer like can general except for you know staring into Ross's is and What do women look like? There's all these stereotypes than we didn't really Fell into like an of young feminine girls who could easily pass as friends and sometimes sisters though so yeah. This project really became a way for us to explore. That is GONNA BE JENNY. You become lovers. Kissy Cassini totally in love dorms Ryan where you're going to school on separate coasts. So how do you communicate? How do you keep going? You know what I think? Most amazing things about me relationship is that we were on separate coasts and we continue to communicate through letters so her and we would take old magazines. We had and photographs that we were printing in the dark room in the week. Fold them up and make letters make envelopes out of them and we just had a great communication back and forth back in the day when people used to write letters all the time taking bring back. It's the time as a tiny that picture. It's late nine. These these two gorgeous young women are in love their on in the separate coast right but during the summers they embrace their together to photographs of their lives. Documenting it and then when they're apart that he can photographs of their life separately documenting it and they're sending those autographs letters and writing on the photographs back into floor at right. How ROMANCE IT? They all these things correct throughout the years. I was just going to ask if you have any of them. And so and now you're using needs the this these photos and his correspondence for the new book. It's raining I love you. Tell me about the tell me. What does it look like? What is they say so excited about this Tony? Well first of all the main content Maybe about seventy five percent of the content is the actual photographs we are taking and this was in. Nineteen ninety. Nine was the first summer that we really started dating. Started taking all of these photos together. So as Ross has already mentioned it. We'd be out in a field in Mount Vernon and we would get dressed up and we would just both get in front of the camera the camera on a tripod and take these self portraits of both of us in also including some Ross in several of them as well as Molly's younger sisters created a our own queer family and would photograph. But we were just all over the place we're in diners and running around Mount Vernon in the middle of the night or in fields. Oliver is dead. So how do you go from finding these lists material in be like? Oh my God this is twenty some years old now right to deciding to put it together and put it into into a book. Molly how did you make? That decision is kind of just -cerned up. I had a meeting with the executive director of the center northwest. Which is where Jenny and I are both part time faculty and so she was just coming out looking at different pieces of work. Can I jokingly said you know like you should really check out the pictures? The genuine I took together when we're twenty or were younger than that but by twenty years ago I was very much joking but sh- her. Her wheels started spinning and she started gathering these images. Shouli loves them. So the images that we're talking about are really the black and white self-portraits that were very set up on a tripod. We have a lot of silly snapshots as well. Those are really excluded from the but so when she saw as she thought it could definitely be at buck. We gave a lecture at the photo center northwest and since faculty there we had like a large audience and it went really well and we really realized the depth of the content in how was more than just sort of a fantastical like sorta playful project that we did win were twenty and actually was very much about like identity formation in at certain times identity formation in a time capsule as well right which is asking because it's like. Yeah Ninety nine. I can remember what ninety nine felt like it. You feel like you can't reach out and touch it tapes and you know like whole mix tapes. Yeah all these photos because it was personal to me but I felt like anyone would look at these and remember young. Loves RIGHT REMEMBER? What the late nineties worldwide And it would just sort of trans transport transport everybody. So how can people get? Because I know that we have a goal right you have to sell so many books and then it becomes published. It's almost like saying we believe in this issue can sell x amount. Then we start printing. So how is that? Where the process now right now we are in a pre sale where working with minor matters publishing and their method is to presell five hundred copies of a book before it gets printed. So we've designed the book and it's already to go and now we're in the presale and we're trying to get those five hundred. Upi sold great. And what's the deadline? We have to reach five hundred. May Fifteen Okay. I already I want. Where do I go way? Literally put into my computer. The fineness okay. Minor matters is at my no matter. Books Dot com spell it. It was like Yoga. Yeah minor matters. Books DOT COM and are matters any T T E R S books dot com minor matter books dot com. And there. You look at books to buy. You'll click on it if you open it up. You're going to see a super sexy picture night it is. I can't wait how we just put it on. Hello Ross pod. That's a way easier way to find it and they can support you purchase set. You can support young artists and I have to say they're so the relationship romance was great for forever and the friendship has lot lasted a lifetime. Right that's awesome is beautiful friends with someone who you are a with. I don't think so because you know Francis Salvador. I mean we're still friends. You feel it through your world like nobody afford. Can you questions for my friends? Who Do you make me mad about? Eight thirty nine UGO. Rossi never go out and might not unused to write friends with Bali. Jenny we went out mooring younger now. My I feel like I survived it on good. I don't need any more. But let's Laura you guys go first okay. Well first of all you two are beautiful. And congratulations on the success of these photographs. I think it's a wonderful thing and that you guys came together. It's like you're just lined up. It's just all I wanNA know about those photographs of Ross. When he was younger where are they? Would you ever release a book of them? Get closer any photo my shut. You're not part of the kids kids club. This would be the moment to become lonely as holding up a picture of Nali Jenny and her little sister. Bridie in a field in the book. I W of Famer. Can you take a picture on Social Media? So people can see them. So what are they beat? Yep I'm in all work images in the book reports changed. And how is he? Stayed The same. Since you've known. Oh I would just say always kindest heart always the most loving wonderful friends look. You've stayed shoe blue throughout your role since I've known you since you're in seventh grade haven't changed it all exact same except you'll be hearing from mind lawyer about harsh. Stj HEART CJ was going to ask the same question about the photos. But I would say like will any of the images be available for purchase especially the ones for us. 'cause what are we going to get those could? Ross on our wall yet other definitely sal right price. We're GONNA do a line of a whole collection of the nude ones we shot. But that's something that's a hit guys you'll get. That book is what about Yes. Listen I so Jenny. Riffled DOT COM MOLLY LANDERS DOT COM minor matters books dot com or the link for the book which is called. It's raining dot dot dot. I love you when you're really time. Capsule look into sort of my my childhood growing up late nineties of your guy's your story which is so beautiful that you're sharing everyone in the world is see this fuck. It blows me away. Your talent really. I'm proud of you so cool. Well we're so happy that you're a part of the and thank you so much for having us on. It's so this is so fun like people to know about it so everyone goes support my friends. Okay I love you so much. You Guys Leo. Meanwhile and we'll keep you more now with President. I can't wait to get mine impacted by a second copy. Levy ladies how I'm very successful. She's looking going go. Do Know Q- Question. I'm sorry Mickey I was just going to say it so interesting because we know you so well Ross but when we to meet from your password. It's appealing onion of getting to know different parts of your life. So it's Kinda Fun Fun telling you I really was going through thinking. These friends of mine are just so extraordinary and not as an end in my small town I have to say you guys are so extraordinary as well not to get all you know. I'm seeing these people who have created with my whole life Wrote musicals together Tam Everett in books in plays everything together him. Jenny and I used literally do nothing to take. Photographs would Rooms Development She's always been creative with my favorite people my whole life and you guys now. It's with us so grateful and we just nights okay. Thanks you want to do this. Just what I a real volleyball. What was your reaction when you saw that first? Black Pinas bringing back to the old. Did you like that was probably a huge deal for you. Like what other huge deal. When when I first saw two guys kissing a gay Bar I remember. I had to take a moment. 'cause I've never seen anything like a little farm town and our probably long our fifteen or so below Vancouver. So they those. Two cities were an hour. Whatever away from in each direction but worlds away gay people so when we started going up to Vancouver we went to Vancouver Pride into these gay bars and they wouldn't card if your seventeen you. I think drinking age was eighteen at the time in in Canada. Notice now but they let us in and it was I just might mind was below what I saw and it. Yeah I love that. I didn't call balls deep with bags girl. I need to know more. Give it to me. Good give it to me true. Give it to me to be deep ball. Steve on Netflix S. H. All right so on. Instagram is all an instant story with Piane? We have to talk about that talk so good. Thank you for bringing this up. I'm GONNA show the picture really quick of the so if you're on the kids kids club but if not you follow me on social policy. I didn't do a follow up story. I'm sorry in advance for the people that are asking. Sometimes I moved my Mojo and instagram. Like I can't do this right now but anyway. I was in my bedroom having like a little heart to heart with my stepdaughter Moore in this intense conversation and Tommy comes barreling into the room with you looking back yard. Do believe look in the backyard and I'm thinking it's either a joke or it's like what a butterfly and I look in the yard and a like my eyes. I could not even process what I've seen because giant white he caught is just walking through my yard. It's huge and I'm like that. What is that a Picot though Immediately of course I do what I always do. Open the door and Walk Street towards the wild animal and I started feeding it and trying to figure out what it was doing but it was just hanging out my art for about three and a half hours so I called the neighbor I posted on the neighborhood. Watch thinking like maybe at someone's head then. I started looking up online. They can't wait live very far. They can only go like ten to fifteen. They go from Ruth Jerusalem. What concern me was. There's dogs in my neighborhood everywhere. Utilites peacock landed in the wrong yard. It could be about so I found a woman Who Said Oh yes. That's our schools peacocks. We have six of them. That's a male. It's mating season. He was out looking for some people. Closer let me see your Pi. On so then I went against my better judgement and called someone over to help me rescue it. Because it was either his thing was going to potentially be stuck in the rain try to roost in mind tree get mauled by a Dog. Sled called stranger over who came over. I wore gloves and a mask. He came into my yard. A sheet rescued the peacock. I didn't go near him but he was still in my art rescue. The peacock put in car. Drove it away. Put it back in his little. Little Sanctuary so yes beauty of facts. You texted me when this happened and you touch me and told me with the meeting. Yes a beautiful me. I don't have a funny. It was a beautiful sight. Those aren't peacock sound. Don't think Sparrow Young. Did it roughly your feathers all. I'll always be those signs. There's always a spiritual heart is the funniest part of the whole story. Is that the woman that I had to deal with for Nick. Brenda's every time I talked to her I thought of Renton Yogi and Donald Friend. Maybe so that's my peak x-ray but it was a beautiful sight. I kinda thought maybe it was more plant in effect. Maybe it was also loved your story with Lisa Lamp. I was really good coaching stuff. So we'll be doing that more coming up in the future. So Hey I'm forgoing foregoing. I'm I'm for my Nikki trending because I'm talking much now like Wa wa Wa wa to be trending ABS. Aj stretch stretch all right so last week you will you wear your bald head and I loved it. I thought it was so sexy. The most beautiful beautifully shaped head. So I WANNA know our local plants. Yeah How's your head did you do you do that yourself are you? Do you take a razor shame. Margaret was that haired. Shaving sounds easy to clippers. I warm up warm up the so I can lose of course and then I just shaved after. Put a hold of ball master words. I got some good. I WANNA know what everybody's doing as far as self grooming right now you just letting it all go are you like like. I have a clipper so I like keep my summer by beard. So are you guys? What are you doing? We'll see? You recall Bush below and above. I Don Trim everything. No one's touching it no looking but just the other day. I just went town. We can do. What would you your hair to on your head? I did just the NGOs on my hair care like I went everywhere I mean. I don't know why just makes so I feel better. Yeah you should amidst a little. Bit Harry A shirt three hundred safely gifts beautiful Nipple Miki shows. You're hearing apples No I'm good. Thanks are you doing anything or are you just letting it all up? And everything keeping the gray. My hair on my head is growing out like but I'm not doing that until I absolutely have you. Were on but everything else is saying trimmed. Nice Friday Pubic Situation. Going on down there. I haven't thought about it for a while. A wide trended a couple of weeks ago. So it's good it's nice. It's all really breaking news. This is riveting dress. Stretch all right so I was thinking and I brought this up to you and what about during Zoom Book Club with namedrop like ooh. I wonder if a straight talker can do that. Can you do that or like would if we needed someone else to start it? I mean I don't know I would love to start a book club you know. People can read chapters in my book namedrop now. We can discuss them. We could also do. Nanna is well. I mean what else would you do something like that? I remember when I say we should do a instagram life. Where I read one of these chapters to him. I think maybe should make something like and I love that. I lay in bed and think of ideas down to understand. You know people that have bought the book talk about you know the certain chapter questions. Maybe that follow up questions. If they wanted answers to you could pick Ross's bringing ask them questions and get scans who Dan. House that like. Felt like it encapsulated. That we don't like what you just said. Komo set up. Where does that do? I know over the theme song. I can member that grants so Mensah. Listen Breen again at live. I say you guys are ready. Make I wish you would throw a song at? Cj Right now have them. Do come on. We're in lockdown Tina. That's it all right and their love. You Love You Nicole. Some of these stories and getting so many people reaching out to me saying that these automatic readings or change in your life so I think worth okay so I did get a d. m. message the other day from this guy like if you look at. His photos got a long beard sunglasses. Total like looks like a Harley Davidson Bike writer. Right like for like a bear I think he straightened up on but anyway he says he Nikki. I just finished listening to dine for sex. Which is my podcast. Everybody everybody's about it you haven't goes He says I was listening to this weekend. Juarez at work. I drive a garbage truck. So podcasts have become my passion. I heard an advertisement for years and I thought while dark it sounded like it was lighthearted also in would be based around dating experiences while with. I wrong was generally fantastic and I found myself with me even while I wasn't working. The last episode have meat pulled over at the landfill. It hurt my heart it also made me reevaluate a few things in my life haven't spoken to my parents in almost ten years up the phone and I called my mom yesterday. Mason cry and we talked for about an hour like we hadn't seen each other in a week. Your friend. Molly seemed like she was a lovely human being. And I'm GonNa find her book and read it some day that I just wanted to let no. Thanks for putting it out. There made me cry and it made me talk to my mom looting. I can't thinking about him like he's in my mind. I WanNa know about his mom. I WanNa know how the relationship is now but I think the point of me bringing this up is His Quarantine Times really interesting. And if there's some broken hearts out that need Mandy and I saved. This is a really good time to maybe open up and just see what happens in a chance. If there's something that is left unsaid that you'd like to say to somebody or a relationship that needs mending. I say. Just try it in given an effort. Thanks for that set sweet Murphy. I love that perfect all right. My computer's being slow and spinning okay. I'll keep talking. Hey if you guys have any fun things you want to share with me for Nikki. First thing I want to test boxers fucking. The Linda Body puts you know box. I think this episode is great for that as we seen people from Rossel's past holiday kind of small town and created a path south fatty. Every as we've seen on the show I mean you become automatic interested right here. Birth on the show Nikki. A life coach like this amazing so never let anybody put you in the box. Specially nowadays. You have time to sit up. Just be you be free and take a minute. Do I have to do anything right now? We're just take me. Take them resin you all good. You know what I mean. You're all good Also telling us out a domestic workers out there. I read amazing story where a bunch of them actually end their photos because they have to be all wrapped up with masks and everything patients in the hospital. Don't just feel like they're looking at people buys cranes and all wrapped up so I thought that was really sweet and you guys are the heart my friend Travis. I talk to every day. He's out here. It's time to come in and do a crazy bath for like an hour every day after work so I just WanNa shut other medical workers in. Thank you so much for what you're doing. I appreciate you again. The Mamas at home Teaching your kids home schooling i. I'm obsessed with twitter videos in mother's teaching kids at home. God bless you and God bless the teachers to just God bless audio to create is out there creating all the content so she made a year keeping me laughing loving I appreciate. I know he had a bunch of crap especially within straight talk. That were worried about work. And all of that because things have been shut down but key creating because we will get back on the good. And you're going to be more wanted than ever suggest Keith. Which owning your craft? If you can't take and across I'm sound you guys Bravo two three hundred. Thirty thousand people around the world that covered from Corona. That was a great a number that I saw today in article so that makes me very happy. There is hope and and saying it hope I found him listening to a song when favorites zones minded helps me in New York since the Ross Earlier song that I wanNA play a song that I used when I travel around New York City struggled as did homeless in have no money so I think this sounds perfect. Ran As bad as it could be bugging me laptop to stay day. Not Common easily even must gain is then must not big on acid can only go up from here. Growth will be well done. Cj thank you. Some of we're GONNA go out on that song. I WanNa make sure you follow. Cj At C. Live C. J. A. CJ J. Y. L. A. Y. L. Award of one. Because she left him. Thank you C. J. Nikki Boyer is at Mickey Voyeur. I'm way everywhere talking about life. Coach DOT com talking outlet. Coach at gmail.com. Nikki can help you navigate this wartime own certain time additionally if you want a reading from its what you condemn. One bags seem alone. I'm also she meet. Yes an automatic Penn writer DOT COM book. A book meeting right. Yeah thank you very easy to just go to my website. It's all right there. Thank you for bearing with us as we do this. Thank you so much I just love it okay us. Thanks for showing thank you. Ross Hardy your family. Of course I know I am really happy to be part of your family and thank you for taking us down memory lane a little bit. We just flee J. Yearbooks terra money mask with the future I wanna see with teachers so uncertain. I think it's good to look at your present into look sort of flip through the past two. It was this pause that I've done that and I just found myself overwhelmed with gratitude so That gratitude since all of you all of you listening. Thank you so much you guys love. Here's a house a five. Don't keep on all. It's bad as bad as it seems. Everybody wants to him A.

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