11 Burst results for "Ronca Ghani"
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Rantin' and Ravin'
"Is delicious as got vodka triple set cranberry and lime juice and I'm all over it so if you can't drink me you can drink the drink and have a good show. See at stand up New York go away. This is the ravens imprint wake up welcome to rant and rave with Yemeni good friends today. My friend is Seton Smith. I'm so excited to have him on. This is how I know with podcast is really moving into a better level when we don't have to deal with trash like May ronca Ghani as as a guest we love me. I'm teasing every time he comes on here. He bothers authors. He bothers me. I can see that I could see how like there's not enough. Mike Space also like you know he's trying to get together. I don't need you get together. You get yourself together and I'll figure <music> out the rest of these mother. fuckers husband's always trying to save other motherfuckers. That's a problem husband. No ten helped me see how women get this. No Man is for many well. I love being man. I'm sorry this is what I'm saying any man you not date you can send them over this way. I don't Fuck Dude. I don't know how to open up. The conversation wasn't what I was implying at all but I just want to go over Europe bef- before we get into some of the news events that are happening around the World Seton. Just give us a little background for some of the people who may be getting into you for the first time. I know you was a very funny very funny comic from DC. That's how we have our connection the D._M._v. you know I'm from Maryland and you know just a cool cool brother Smart Bray. I hate using those attitudes. I feel like white. The people use those editors a lot to describe that people like Oh those are those are words that you know you don't have to be triggered. He he's smart. He's so well man say that Negro so well mannered anxiety ridden about that because I'm not black enough man I gotta be like harsh but you like a there's many shades of Negro. I mean and also if you if you even if you go to the slave mentality how slave versus the field slave yeah those middle nigger slaves had to go back and forth. I think I was in middle Nick because because you know definitely you're GonNa take one look at me and go. This bits got to pick cotton right. You know what I'm saying then. Also you want to take a look at me and go to bid needs to be in the kitchen right but also about shoes interesting is that you're always even on stage. You're always layer because you come on stage with one kind of attitude. I know what you're going to say and you come out and say some smart as Shit and go smart and then use Nice complicated well-structured story like I know she was that good and then eventually that's a real comic. She went second round fun layer to see that and none of the emotion into US I did too. I appreciate that makes me feel really good with some some of the stuff you know horizon right now mass right now this this week him I would episode four Alternate Tino Dope Chunk of that this season about seven hundred episodes wonderful show sketch show on comedy central had an album come out back in May the greatest album of the year. I love that. Did you come up with that. We have to get back to the sketch show because that's very important it just I just drop my album relations. Thank you I was my album should have been dropped like seven or eight months ago and we were waiting for something to like lineup up to be like oh you got this and I was like we just need to drop this album because you waiting for something to hold yours that's shot a quarter September and they released in like in May late April early May and so yeah that freaked me out within which really excited when my album in my opinion I some people like to have albums where the laughter is like crazy attain the entire time. I don't like that man. That's just bores like that means. The crowd was just a robot. They weren't like A. I like it to be like a chick where it's like. We're making out first and then there's a good time to go. Oh why would you let me just come up and that reaction like wow what's this patrice. O'Neal albums like that was how the crowds react. It was just saying that's awesome so that's kind of what I do in my alma lap but then it was fun because there are certain things about the public where they don't it's not that they don't know Kinda. Don't give a fuck until they give a fuck and then they go. Oh I never knew and then they know right now example. I didn't are Kelly joke in two in September when I she recorded the album O. K. like a few Negroes in the back. I do the joke in April and people so cool because like the R Kelly shit kind of finally spraying February march so by the time I came out I'm like all the ship and September made much more sense so it worked out actually long story short. What's your favorite joke on the album the last joke in the album which is like a cool nine minute bit where I asked the crowd with the worst thing that got beat with you have to go listen to the album to hear that we're not going to disclose all the pearls I can tell you that I got the worst thing beat with Oh? I got with my my grandmother. Actually she threw my flintstones car at me are different. You know the one to get in good then you pedal with your little feat. The little you know Flintstone car where you know like the little full size car but they have love for kids. You had like the little pedals than you. I think that's the full yeah it was yellow at the top. It was at the bottom fifteen pounds his like you know you had to but it was. I was doing awesome. <hes> I was doing something. I don't think deserve the car though that's the thing you find it. I'll ask this. I've done this joke around the world. It was fun working on it. 'cause it was like I didn't Australia. I did in England dated like for different crowds black than like open over mullany. I'll do the same enthusiasm the same horrific shit like those a lot of race car tracks gas. That's a big popular one. <hes> I heard this one woman this last switches paddles a lot of white people that paddles hole drilled into our many white people. You're like oh you get a little sound barrier now whole and you get that pop going yes therefore even yelled out. They were like there's like less wind reduction. Those are the worst yeah it'd be like real. You'll relatively white people you go. Oh I didn't know that about paddle right and I don't know I think a paddle versus for me because I had a lot of assets kid like I have now 'cause switches which is a rough. Did you have an appeal to switch. I had to switch but nobody ever knows about peeling switch switch to the green. Oh no I mean now. I got to pick us. which ain't that appeal it down? Oh Yeah we had to pick and peel. I think was pretty labor. Intensive it was it was a it was the frustration of knowing you get your ass whipped but you also gotta facilitate and get your ass with my ass with Bitch Ugo. Pick the switch right you ever heard of a brain switch now. Apparently we take two switches and then you bring them together. No kidding multiple crafts admission experts Max Max is over engineer. He's like fucking with childhood. You haven't lived into you've been beat Pete which stuff good ass within sometimes some of them got the shakes. Somebody's I mean you hear some really dark when I mean one of our mom threw her into a radiator. I know another one was like cigarette. Butts cigarettes was like all I never seen that in real life okay. That's all that's where you'll pair really was like. I didn't even want you to be here but you daddy said yes. Another person told me mom USA slapper with the flat side of a knife on her hand hand pretty girl. You'd be like I don't home and but you know mother might have been jealous of you know. That kind of stuff goes on to win the new generation of the six come out. The mother feels some kind of way this something that happened to me in stand Eh stop wanting to lists and I want to tell everybody everything about 'cause like when you start accommodating. Tell your story and you get yourself involved and it gets. I don't know I got nothing. I hated myself. I just was sick of myself and I started going into the crowd and asking them and then revealing myself through it on on the show. When you start to see the side of the crowds they're just stopped being numbers they start to be you know real complicated people who are looking for an escape from their lives and you go limited this provide this and they always say comics fucked up but I say not a audience fucked up to ask you to put your clothes on to go? Watch them a fucker tell you some shit is crazy to me and that's why it's always crazy to me when people put that amount of effort and to you know go see someone feels some type of way which is obviously the emotions like laughter and then to go into that space and not respected right and then had pulled on conversations or try to throw it was going on so it's like I realize it's like that's yes <hes> me and my kind of get into this whole spirits worshipped at the power of the ability to put yourself in a good mood is a very important thing and there's been some interesting philosophy reading where like people think that you have to get a thing to feel good versus. You have to feel good first and then the good things will come yeah. Yes that's big big time you know I I'm working with somebody now. That's going through some stuff and you know I just think and a lot of people do and I've been in place to.
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Guys We F****d
"The my point is I have heard it's a cultural thing I've heard African American men dump on gays since I started stand up, and I think with Kevin Hart and Tracy Morgan if it weren't consistent. Yeah. The people wouldn't be as pissed off for me. Like the next week. I was hosting and stand up New York in accommodate onstage and was like saying fuck LGBTQ would've the fuck. I just left the room because I want to say whatever I want to say on stage. Yeah. If it's going to hurt my feelings, it's stand up I'm gonna leave the room badminton back. Right. You know what I mean personally? But it's not about you all the word is like, even if you have great reason to hate that word like that makes a lot of sense. It's about freedom of speech is the most is one of the most important things. Yeah. We have especially in stand up, especially now eighteen right? That's really waning. And it's it's like who who do you? Listen to liberals, you know, I wanna be liberal, right? But I don't want to tell people what you can't say. There's a comic of well-known gay comic. Who does a lot of like high end writing in high in publications whenever I see his tweets and stuff like that? He's constantly criticizing what people write about and say that would never want to be that person also a writer. That's yeah. Strange rights like he'll he'll right like at its Orioles. What it's like, I'm not here to be the police, and my stuff is pretty dark, and can sometimes be what would what some would call homophobic. It just my point of view and growing up in that community. So whatever say whatever you want to say, so wait, you're so you're homophobic, gave I yeah. I came from generation where I mean, the generation ahead of me would fight and pick it for HIV medications. You know what I mean? My generation you had to be careful or you'd get beat up in a parking lot. That's what they did on Long Island. That was fun. It's in the bowling alley parking lot and stuff. So now the new. Build wall. They should build a wall around Long Island. They told q magic. And you know, let people out on my like, it would totally. Yeah. So it's like family, but without the charm. Digested while these book. New gay now is like my head pronoun is they identify as that, you know, people might consider that homophobic, you know, or b o and Demi. Nate using days a pronoun considering the white one person I'm that time. No, I think like you're saying that you making fun of someone calling themselves today. And I I really like when I look at like, let's say the trans community, and what those people have been through like, I really I really I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. Yeah. I wish that everyone would relax a little be. No because I don't have any. I don't intend any harm to anybody. That would you know, how you deal with to like with the social point of view from various aspects on homosexuality, transient, whatever the father, how you deal with that is through comedy, and how you deal with it. Well through comedies by pushing the buttons of what they're comfortable with that. It's like that's my cut like by thing after ten years and stand up like I come out on stage. And they don't know if I'm like fucking with them because they're used to like, hey. He kind of gave. May right? If you if you fall may Ronca Ghani and his beautiful sparkly jacket. Oh god. I love him. So when you come in on stage like I mean, obviously, I've seen your set many times. But like. How how far in are you letting the audience know that you're gay and what's the strategy behind? Like if. Oh boy. Sometimes I sometimes I don't sometimes it's just a crowd work like I'll I'll start talking to woman in the front row. And I'll say that she doesn't look like she's on Lexa appro Wellbutrin. Dented the boyfriend looks uncomfortable. I'd be like, I'm gay. I'm not hitting on harm just talking about medications. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you look like you could be..
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Rantin' and Ravin'
"This is a stand up New York labs production, providing you podcast since twenty thirteen. Hey, guys, it's yarmulke here with rant and rave in with Yama nica and friends. Do you have your laugh pass? Well, you should laugh pass provides you unlimited access to shows. A stand up New York you have to reserve obviously in advance. But you also get VIP seating. At each show free tickets with a friend and free drink upon arrival a bottle of wine or your birthday. Oh my God. My birthday would be every day with this deal. And listen there is an annual price of one fifty nine for this laugh past, but if you use the promo code from this podcast, which is rant R A N T, you can get it for discount of one thirty nine a year. So please go to get laughed past dot com and sign up to receive alerts on laugh pass, and when it will be in your area, if it's not already there, again, get your left pass and laugh today. Big. You know what? Raven imprint wake you up. Ladies and gentlemen. This is me we got so much shit to talk about the day. I got the. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. We are back with the second installment of the shit. We've been talking about from the week ago. We got may Ronca Ghani begging and building you already know mad is on the ones and the twos. Let's get to it. Now, I want to talk about this last week. But we needed more time to really address this because we was on a whole tale about a Diana Ross, and Barbara Barbara Streisand. And it should today was going going down. With this episode is brought to you by. Hurry, bows. Sour cubes. It's a new flavor of gummy. And I'm telling you, it's the tea and we love him. Yeah. And an Sperry dragon fruit blood, orange passion, fruit. It's so correct. It's also, correct. What the fuck goose berry show you with my hands. Now. Owen? Dallas. The last the last. A Dallas, man. White man beats our black woman kind of hipster ish looking to go. Police say ASTA Sheffield not only hear nothing about me eating. Oh, I've gotta tell me true them. So damn low. Thing. I've forgot about the live. Could you know what I mean like lively to hear this too because I don't wanna hear nothing about me eating. Okay. Because my nervous in such a panic over what I'm about to talk about what you just saw to look song. We saw I saw it. Dallas white man beats black woman, and I saw the footage. If you wanna go to world hip hop. World star hip hop type in what was the black man. White man beats up white women over parking spot. Okay. And it says here police say calling the Santa Rosa dot com again shot at the sender. Roles dot com. This is where I get my news, ladies and gentlemen, which is why half the time. I news is like in the tubes. Police say also Sheffield thirty got into a heated argument with an unidentified twenty four year old woman whose car was blocking the exit to a parking lot behind the bar. I'm sorry, the barber shop and bar where he worked first of all wanna fuck. A we multitasking like this barber shop and bar who's drinking there the barber's. I don't know. I love it. So. The haircuts coming out of this place are looking crazy shit. Sheffield got up his truck and stop the woman's car because he was driving because she was driving the wrong way and blocking the exit to the parking lot. This is all hearsay. All here say the woman told police, she parked her car in the parking lot and was getting out of it. When Sheffield approach chart, a bystander recorded, the cell phone video of the ensuing argument. The video shows Sheffield holding a handgun at his side. Bananas. When the victim attempted to call nine one one Sheffield a scene slap in the phone out of her hand the woman, then slaps a push him. And then he punches her five times in the head and face with the same hand, holding the gun. I e pistol whipping her now before I get into my jazz, gentlemen converse. Eight. Concussion cerebral hemorrhaging. Right. So her brain swelling. She is concussed you have to keep an eye on verse. Sorry. No, she he couldn't proper injured her he beat her. And she was like kind of falling backwards into a wall. I saw this footage. It was it's a brutal beating the first thing. I want to talk about I have to say, my reaction, whoever was taping. This because there's audio on the tape. They're not yelling, they're not trying to distract from this dude, just beating on this woman. Granted he has a gun. I understand there's a there's an element of self preservation, their, ladies and gentlemen, when when you are beholden to violence of this scale who do you make on always make a damn noise? Like yell fire. Some bullshit. This is insane. Let me tell you them people need, more, courage. They really do if I saw a gun. The first thing I'm doing is getting fuck outta charge. That's that's those facts. And I'm going to get up. If I got a dog, and I'm gonna instantly call the cops out of dodge, if you can stand there and record you can stand there and call the cops they can't do both. They can't record and call the cops. So I think sometimes people go do I lose what I'm seeing here to then call the cops because then I don't have evidence or do I let this play out. And then I call the cops. I don't think that this. I think we've gotten into such a whip wet with people just wanting to be like, oh, look this was happening something exciting 'cause it's happening to somebody else. Most
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Rantin' and Ravin'
"Alerts on laugh pass, and when it will be in your area, if it's not really there, again, get your left pass and laugh today. Big. What? Raising imprint wake up. I wanted to have it. So that it can she would all times, yum. Nickens microphone is much larger is much louder than mine. And I and I that manipulation this is this is like when Hillary and Bernie went up against another. This is this is exactly what the visit was rigged a rigged. Is that your toothpaste is you just bring some Tom's of Maine toothpaste. Let me tell you some talcum powder and a sprig of mint is not a toothpaste make we need some unique chemicals in two thousand nineteen. What is that your Tom's of Maine whole care with and the box girl? Did you mail that to yourself with? What are you talking about the Tom's of Maine toothpaste? I have Tom's of Maine toothpaste. Yes. Because my teeth got to be corrected all times one. That's an empty box to its Janke parts of all. Take the tube out of the box. I did. I didn't. Okay. So just so we can Agatha Christie your little I'm ready. Yes. Ten little Indians. Okay. First of all, you're showing me the back. So that could be anything that could be preparation H that could be anything are we rolling? I hope. Have. And I won't know your music. I'm still children. But everybody knows may wrong Ghani is here, and we were talking about leaving never land and the song that I was going to start with is. Oh, okay. Yes. After the Holy Ghost has come upon. You you shall receive power from God. Yes. Paul guy. I'll give the song. Yes. But what does that have to do with Michael Jackson tucking kids? Let's just I'm gonna set up some boundaries. Hello everyone. Who was in the podcast world, everyone who is watching this live on Instagram live. I decided to live as well. I am in-studio with may Ronca Ghani and Mike Mike Matt Weiss that you I'm out. I call. I don't know. Why called you Mike? I was thinking magic, Mike, Matt. It's happened. Many times. Risch has a strip. I Mike all the time. Oh, yeah. Give us a lumberjack number to get give every Flynn lofta. Lofta gonna ask you where you're flannel list today. I was over there. Get a little warm. So you said that teachers in the summer and we're getting into that season yet. Let me tell you something if I was twenty years younger I'd run right for this. Why why would you wait? He's a baby. No, it's fine. With that beard. No, no, no, no. If it was in a diaper and it had a beard. Do you know what I mean? Ask Michael Jackson. Michael jackson. Wait, put your shades. Nobody can say. Ding. Oh, yeah. You're looking good babe. Ma said that was on my eyes. I know why you did like with the sunglass you addict, I was I thought it was going to be subject. Now, I've left the relationship that I thought might be abusive now. Let's get into. First of all, I put up I first of all let me say this. I want to set boundaries with you. And I because you have a tendency to be a bully that's baloney. That's facts. And I also have a tendency to be a Belay. Okay. Is that the feminine of bullying bullying? I am a Bulla. Okay. Okay. Now with that being said, let me just set up that I did an Instagram live last week where I was like one thousand percent, Michael Jackson raped those boys, and I am going to step back from that statement. Okay. Just a tad and. That's why I wanted to set up the boundaries with you because I want you to have your opinion. And I wanna have my opinion. I want everyone to have their opinion with sometimes with things like this. It's a very much. No, you're wrong. I don't wanna do that to you. And I don't want you doing that to me what one of the one of the central premises of the leaving Neverland documentary. Right..
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Rantin' and Ravin'
"What let me let me go round we make before we finish a hell of a episode. I would love to come together. Like, maybe three times. If we give this times a year ordered the cleansing, this is the Clinton. Sure. Okay. When she pallet Knowstone on turn. I'm still putting on the behalf. Forgot almost thirty minutes ago that I said something about beyond say his coat, and I'm out to apologize Tinos syrup. Roomie is and the and the whatever other children have politics. Heals. Your little. Your children the regular shit like this my new baby couch comforter. You know, 'cause they making that kind of money that they never gonna put their name on a resume ain't gonna work nowhere. Please. But let me go around and give each of you a dynamic question. Let's start with may Ronca Ghani damn, okay? I'm ready may Ron you have lived such a dynamic and one life. Okay. It has been dynamic and wondrous has there ever been a moment in your life where you wish that you could have unsaid something to someone and said something different constantly like, basically constantly. But I think I believe that everything unfolds exactly as it's meant to and. Even when something terrible happens. What like what can ensue can actually end up being the greatest healing good? A lot of times when you can say something, and you know, this thing that you're saying it's either too hard or too heavy. But sometimes it's just gotta get said to influence the future. Right. You know, and it can be dead wrong. But then people can react to a wrong thing and still do the right. Yeah. You know? So do I w- it like in the moment just like to spare myself discomfort? Yes in Turkish. We say Susan Jaji Optima, which means word come jump back in my mouth. Take that back. Right. But so you can feel that way. But in the end, whatever said and done is what said and done, and it's meant to be. I think first of all that's the title of our episode jump back in my mouth. Come work. Come jump back in my mouth. Casino. I know it's not different questions question. All right, fine. So beautiful so wondrous I wonder is word today. Force wrecking. Thank you. I often wondered throughout the course of our friendship where did this angel? Come from. This courageous dynamic woman that I know if you could say something to your self at thirteen knowing all the things that you know, now, what would you say to her? I would say brush your teeth and floss because you might lose them when you get older. I'm not telling you any. I'm not allowed to tell you what happens to the future but teeth are important. Put those at the front. We're doing I'm just going to start with. T- than health. We want you on that. Now. And then I would say the next thing. I would say is now the next thing I'm gonna tell you you're not gonna like, okay. Mama's right. Your mother is right. You are beautiful. You are perfect. You are unique. You are more than anything that you think that you are right now when you are thirty two as I am now coming to you little thirteen year old me, you're going to look at pictures of yourself and feel embarrassed that you didn't know that already and feel foam of even being like, well, should I wish I could just whip around and like take this confidence to that little bad bitch and then be the bitch. But you know, like, you said earlier, you know, it just things happened the way that they happen. And you just have to kind of like go with it. I think it makes me a little bit more endearing because it's like I didn't think that for so long. You know, what I mean brings me around people that maybe are not of my caliber. But you know, you doing the Lord's work, and I was hanging out with whoever I can. And I think that that's yeah. That's that would be the advice that I give her. I would also say, you know,.
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"And girl dot com slash forums. That's where you vote. You're also going to see there, we mentioned Henrik. And he take some of these clips and add some visuals. He also is behind course silent trailers, the YouTube exclusive game show tended describes the trailer. And, you know, Ken, those nothing about movies even less about actors and actresses, I don't know how a slob so she'll describe what's going on our life on the screen, and assuming she doesn't have a heart attack. Because accidents always happen. We will get the movie that's he's trying to describe it. It's a lot of fun. It's okay now happened. This thing is so fucking good. Ireland trailers seriously go there now going YouTube good our channel it's under Keith. And the girl it's really easy. And here's how you vote for silent trailers, the one that has the most views and comments. So a comment counts. Also, in fact, a comment counts for two points and a like and dislike each count for one point. So we're going to add that up own views. We're going to add that all up and the person with the most response wins the cat, go ward. What I'm trying to say is go watch these things there. So I lose my mind over them Boutros says about the Hannibal rematch. I watched the incredible climax of this game nineteen times. What's a lot of votes about Christie cello episode Christian rites, LL Christie is even better on video. She so animated Cody Allen regarding Ian Lee's episode, gut Tam, I love these trying to pull my kid the sleep. And I keep waking up by giggling, here's one let's see about Julius ship. Let's episode. Mark rates yield Julius the Queen. Keith hang it up. You got swept. Oh, there's a part that Henrik slows down and adds music too. I don't even know if he's still down. It's just I've never seen Keats face like that. So sad. It was he was in shock that. Julia can do that she'd beat you on I Tanya, and she hadn't even seen the movie, I didn't even see the movie at oh big gets. He recalls is she goes like what did I do? Sue quad. Kayla says about the may Ronca Ghani episode didn't think it was possible to love may on any more than I already did though mess with the Queen a lot of queens and princesses we have queens on. All right. So check those out, and of course, like him to drop a comment hit a like, and we'll figure out a way to add all these up. All right. And if figured it out, I've got a point system foggy bottom sensitive male under the he also goes by Shawn Shawn says, I just realized that your podcast my opening line where we talk about comedians. I it's throw origin stories of comedians. I just realized it's free. I just subscribed. Send anna. And another to do putting you in the here without a Cape category. Thank you thing. You're a welcome. My opening line dot com. It's all free. And how do you vote for the best? My opening line episode in the cat. Go wards by listening to the episode sharing it because the one with the most downloads is going to win look at these names. Not only is there. My first time I ever did stand up and Wilmots Laurie Kilmartin Kevin Allison Gilbert Godfrey to leave Janine. Jeff mitchum our buddy from clown days. Right. He's on. Blackish Jimmy Pardo. Body McFarland Lucy poli here in some clips from her today. Paul Hooper, John last or just Joyce, your buddy in mind. It's fantastic. Make sure that the your subscribe to that. And we'll go by downloads to see who wins that award. Right. Yeah. So also the late vote is to share that episode. Of course, don't forget hashtag k t g awards anytime you're saying how you're voting or who you're voting for.
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Rantin' and Ravin'
"You know what? Now. Ravens imprint wake you up. Back back forth and for us. Back in and we come back back forth. Therefore, we back we back in the building. Yes. Ran and Raymond is officially back. Thank you. Everyone who listened to last week's episode that was live from the New York comedy festival here at stand up New York. We had an amazing show. We have may Ronca Ghani we had Molly Austin. We had also Slade we had a drop in von decarlo and myself. It was an amazing time. We had a good time. And now I'm back who else could I have back on the podcast my first official time back but Celeste Joseph. Thang? Good. How are you even ripping and running? So it's good to see that. You're sitting down for five. I have been ripping and running a lot of stuff has happened. I think this episode will just be catching everybody out with all the stuff that's been going on in my life, all the nonsense all the happy times and just the nonsense. First of all, I just want to say. I today I wanted to get here on time. I have something to do right after I plant my day accordingly. I mean, the whole day was stress'll is except for the fact that Brooklyn has a little bit of a limp. And I gotta take him into the doctor to see I think he I was holding him. I put him up on the counter and kitchen county getting the food ready for him. Right. Bob down. So I hopefully that Olympics from that. And it's not from someone else. He's not a high cat though. He's not a high cat. So you know, and stuff he did. And I gave him. I said why he's going through his thing. I went and got him gave him a bath today. So he's nice and clean. And I got a dinner party having tomorrow. I don't know about living a life. I'm trying to live a life because I have been working nonstop non stop the understand. But anyway, it's going to be here day. I take Uber everywhere. I had an incident, right? Actually when I went to go pick up my wardrobe shout out to Jules. Okay. She's great. Shuttles to jill's. Irene who? She styles me. She's been my style is for a good minute now. And I want to go pick up some stuff from her house. This actually back when she was still pregnant she said the baby now, congratulations to her and Ricky villas, rookie villas, a very funny and talented comedian. I think they are a great couple. They have a cute little baby. Now is a very dynamic for them. But I went to her house pick up my clothes options for the degenerates, which is out on licks. And I tell you something she's tall do for that. She needs to win an award because that was a nice that let me tell you Madam of a brothel. Let me tell you something right now. Okay. I was not going to wear that outfit. One. This is obviously going into a tangent. 'cause I'm trying to get to a bigger point. I we we're talking about the no train hook up the outfits that we have. I wrote it I brought up the stylist..
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
"Yeah, is the one we were talking about. We were talking about this. Well, maybe we're talking about gay stuff, but like that aids marathon joke. I could not get away with now. I probably could barely get beat. Like I could see them getting upset, but it's a least harmful one that's just a misdirect on. Well, that's one of the I told that we're kind of funny like a rule with offensive jokes, typically, like feel comfortable saying this joke where those when those people are present. Yeah, I think that's a rule for the joke. So one night here in New York. When I first moved here, I'm doing all cave room and they're like not listening at all. Okay. And I'm like, no, this and I'm like, well, I always said I should be able to say these jokes in front of the people that they're about. So I might as well say, I tell that joke there guys like that is not funny. These are booing me food. They weren't liking you already. They weren't listening. Well, also the thing is not listened to a setup. I don't like this joke. The other things that I don't think that's I don't think that's a good rule. Actually, I've since decided that that is not a good rule. What if that, say the thing in front of the group that you're never gonna get away with an anti-christian joke in front of Christian people. Do you know what I mean? Like like guards up there, especially now with my group. That's my group. Yeah. Totally. I'm just saying like as far as being the rule for if you can get away with things or not, if it's like, I don't think I don't think it's necessarily good. You think about what the joke saying, what's behind it can't stand behind if someone breaks it down, but. Say, or if you're or if you're not, I'm don't mean any malice, and if you're if you're getting mouse from this, that's on you me. I know him. I like my my my thoughts lie. Yeah. Or or not, is that we but see what, what your, what your words express. I mean, what's the meaning behind it? And so I still think that jokes fine. But I'm just saying like, that was funny experiment and I don't. I don't. I don't. I And as sits. I've said, changed my mind about that one of those two or three times I've been booed off stage. Was that time really paying attention? I love him people on their cell phones, the whole night. And then like they look up right when you're saying like, no, not cool. I'm like, no, no, no, you don't get to do this. I, I'm fucking artist. Every word is important coming halfway through, but I don't like your paint colors. This my blue period. Through a painting and say, no, totally shit. What was also it's like, it's also the other thing is that like some jokes are funny, but it just not the right place for them. And that's like for me as a straight, like in a mixed crowd with some gay people in some straight people, that would be fine. But for me, the straight due to go into a gay club on their night, full of gay people and say, the joke I could see I could see how that's not appropriate, but if they're not paying attention, that's one way you could have gone like, fuck, yeah, man don't fucking treat is different. We love that you could also easily. Definitely. Yeah. By the way, gave rooms can be good for sure, but they can be the worst rooms. Yeah, it depends. So fucking queenie and above it all. An, it's like no man. Just shut up and listen. Why you here. I've done those shows before and it's like God. Damn, this is impossible. Yeah. Yeah, I've done a few. Attention because it was so loud. They're all may Ronca Ghani's, you're the center of attention. They don't like it. Yeah, used to being the big if. If you if you strong word, but like, yeah. Yeah, fuck gays. Anyway. The second part is like a friend of mine who like I have. I have this like a group of friends that we've been friends in childhood, and and I really had no idea was gay and then he came out. So that was that was a real thing that happened in my friend rose really like weirded out that he was a bottom or I don't know if he's a bottom..
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"For the last thirteen years. Keith a transplant from rural pennsylvanian, kinda child of New York where unimpressed by other early podcast offerings and set out to do it right look see. Though early episodes are bit rough around the edges, Keith, and the girl found its footing early fair KT. Jesus called Veda. Their rotation of hilarious and interesting guests, including friends, comedians and artists. The show is at its best when Keaton Dr catching up with the lives of their guests, they pull no punches and embrace uncomfortable moments in a way that completely makes the show, Jeff, you really know me. The majority of the Keith girl back catalogue is behind a subscription pay well. So my recommendation is from a recent show. Every episode is a good jumping on point, and I believe twenty nine forty two is an especially strong example. Semi regular guest may Ronca Ghani joins Keith in Canada as they discuss drinking habits, sex pain, the Emmys les Moonves, and one hundred other topics may Ron is consistently hilarious. Whenever he is the in the guest seat and he fills out the shows, they namic in the end the way all the best guess to k. see will push guest if they feel they need pushing and may Ron is up. For the challenge. I like the way we sound through this guys is can he write may dating profile? No, because we're engaged. It is easy to recognize Keith Kenda as being opinionated, angry at times for the right reasons. Thank you for adding for the right reasons. But in all fairness, at least thirty percent, I'm angry for something stupid. The past couple of years on KT g have taken a sort of enough is enough tone with the current nature of America in the world. We sound so strong parallel to that though, is vulnerability in them that is really powerful. I do cry on the air, Keith never shy away from their missteps and darker moments at the fines. The show for me and a lot of ways God, I have to send this to my mother, even though she's not talking to me. This episode has a lot of that on display you do seek Keith kinda push may run at times, but not just for the sake of being provocative. He opens up because of it. Key talks about his relationship with alcohol in Frank terms, and the talks about how she can feel a recent divorce, reshaping the way she sees the world. These are not one time topics there on. Going conversations over many episodes at brings the guest closer to keep in that brings the audience closer to the show this into the subsidies you're jumping on point. I am confident that you will be back for more. Wow. I see a lot of people right longer reviews and actually write about what we talk about in the topics. They usually slightly off, you know, like they'll call me as rally as if I was born and raised in Israel and it's like, I get it. You know, it's a little often. It's something that you can't be like, look, the whole article was great, but you kind of have our upbringing wrong or like maybe they'll, they'll focus on the queer aspect of my of my relationship, but they'll get the queer nece wrong. And I'm like, all right, fine. Thanks for listening. This guy. I mean not to because he said, nice thing. So I don't wanna be like this guy's right on, but he got the Volna ability and the aggression of the show, and he got the accuracy, isn't that sweet? I'm so in love, totally different. This is from a pug. Test called Dave and Isaac. You can go to.
"ronca ghani" Discussed on WBZ NewsRadio 1030
"You can tell you've been around for a long time able to get that website. Because I I'm sure that would not be available now other than the fact that you have it while there's a reason it isn't comedy studio dot com. The comedy dot com and some idea or some of the accident and be coming in over the next few weeks. We have Zach Sherwin who's done epic rap battles of history as well as crazy ex-girlfriend nita's all the wraps for them. He'll be coming in and doing the show may Ronca Ghani will be coming back home and doing her his show and recording his CD Aaron judge will be flying in from New York. Mike Kaplan, who's been on every show, of course, all of our all of our friends all the people who start out with us and helped us will be dropping in. And they're going to be dying to come in. And check out and play the new space as well. So all the more reason really is dropping it really is the perfect stand up comedy space. Always good talking with you, Rick. This has been a lot of fun that I know how to get in touch with you probably going to have to do this from time to time. But also I got to do. Hey, we're gonna do a quick news and weather update. And then back to the conversation. We finally let Rick go. I'll give you the keys to kind of like the cuffs talk to you all at the news. Everyone is WBZ. CBS news update charges and countercharges are fine. Fast. And furious ahead of a scheduled new Senate hearing on wreck Kavanagh's nomination to the supreme court anti-trump attorney, Michael Abernathy promises. New sexual allegations claims against Cavanaugh, the New Yorker magazine has already published one he did when Christine Blasi Ford story surfaced. Judge Cavanaugh has once again issued a forceful denial this alleged event from thirty five years ago did not happen. He said in a statement released by the White House. Now, Washington is bracing for even more explosive allegations as Michael avenue, the lawyer for stormy Daniels says he's prepared to present significant evidence that Cavanaugh and his friends took part in what avenue ATI calls the targeting of women for group sexual assault. Correspondent Steven Portnoy after this latest round of Sunday, new several Senate Democrats call on cavenaugh to give up on his nomination Republicans by and large reject that CBS news update. I'm Tom Foty. Americans are always on the move there in the car or at the office or working.
"ronca ghani" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Hey. Welcome to keep the girl on Keith Malley. Hamda ladies and gentlemen may Ronca Ghani. Hi, I'm it's really nice to be back here. We are in the middle of this hurricane Florence? Yeah. Here New York City. You didn't? They didn't talk about us in the news, but it is pouring outside. They explicitly talked about us in the news meteorologist mapped this weeks ago. Absolutely. It was going to slingshot up and over through us. Well, I didn't sit down. They even said today, I'll really. Okay. So that's why you had a parka. That's why I had a park. It was cloak. It was a Puma cloak. It costs too much to be a Parco. I'm putting that on our website because this cloak was amazing. He walked in with giant shades and a cloak, and I thought, I don't know. You look like a majestic wizard. That's very kind of think of me as that's the. I mean, I, I like to think of myself as a wizard. How are you? Health was and the best health of my life, which is horrified. I can't keep track your surgeries. What happened recently. So about last thanksgiving I, I started to become resistant to my diabetes medications, and I mean to all of them, I was already on the maximum of metformin. They added glimp- ride. I was on enough insulin for five people sounds like a lot of medicine even just it was. It was a boatload and my blood sugar still hovered around between three and five hundred. Sometimes it would still it would spike in hit five hundred and and so I was talking to enter chronologies. And then I read about a procedure called the duo Dino switch, which is a gastrointestinal rerouting that has one hundred percent cure rate for diabetes to. But it has a six percent mortality rate on the table like it's is that high yet. Yeah, if for it's dangerous? Yeah. Routing, how how much you poop has to go through before it comes out your, but so the vast majority of sugars are absorbed in the first half of the small intestine. And so I went and saw bariatric surgeon, he was like, we can do. We can get you the same results with gastric bypass. I was like, just fucking fix it. And so I had my intestines rerouted. They snipped me halfway down my lower intestine and connected that directly to my stomach. They say the small intestines is actually larger than the large intestines. It's a misnomer unravel, the small intestines, it reaches the moon, but not yours, not my moon because they cut it out. It's just abbreviated my digestive processes, abbreviated. And what that that helps you process should? It means that I, I am now mala Borg, two sugars, which also makes me immune to diabetes. And so what does that mean? You can eat as much sugar as you want. There's something called dumping syndrome, which is..