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Fresh update on "ron " discussed on WTOP 24 Hour News

WTOP 24 Hour News

01:08 min | 6 hrs ago

Fresh update on "ron " discussed on WTOP 24 Hour News

"And 45 powered by Red River Technology decisions aren't black and white Think red Now to Jay Brooks Sandy we start off with afternoon hockey the captain Carolina 1550 to go in the first period at scoreless of the capsule and a two game win streak with ilias and son off in net with Laura zeller back returning the lineup after missing the last 6 games with a foot injury NFL week 12 although Washington football team off until Monday night hosting Seattle this week's D.C. sports huddle had W TOP's George Wallace talking about the stretch Washington wanted The whole thing was this year getting to that December division part of the schedule and kind of treading water are still being around the conversation And then anything can happen Ron Rivera stood this week too Look if you can get to that point you control your destiny so to speak maybe not necessarily win the division but to be in the conversation look how bunched up it is right now with that teams that are 5 6 7 losses So anything is possible Check out the D.C. sports huddle the podcast D.C. app Apple or wherever you get your podcasts one o'clock kicks first quarter scores Bengals up 7 nothing over the stellars Colts three books nothing Panthers and dolphins scoreless pats up 7 nil over the Titans scoreless between the eagles and the Giants falcons and Jags and the chats And the Texans men's college tubes coming up at two jam you will.

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Amzil hits jumper at buzzer, Dayton beats No. 4 Kansas 74-73

AP News Radio

00:33 sec | 1 d ago

Amzil hits jumper at buzzer, Dayton beats No. 4 Kansas 74-73

"Mustafa arms deal picked up a loose ball with three seconds left and nailed a running jumper in the lane at the buzzer giving Dayton a seventy four seventy three triumph over fourth Rankins is Deron homes a second had sixteen points and two money camara and Elijah weaver both added fourteen weaver hit a pair of three pointers and homes entered the sixteen one surge with consecutive dunks putting Dayton up fifty three fifty five minutes into the second half China buys you scored four of his twenty one points during the late six oh Ron helping can't just take a seventy three seventy advantage with just over a minute remaining I'm Dave Ferrie

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Glenn Youngkin and Ron DeSantis Are Proof That Local Elections Matter

Mark Levin

01:59 min | 3 d ago

Glenn Youngkin and Ron DeSantis Are Proof That Local Elections Matter

"Let me ask you something Look at the Commonwealth of Virginia We're going into that if you really want your main focus is who's going to be the next president of the United States That's all you care about As Trump going to run if he runs he's got to be Biden His Biden gonna want Is it gonna be Kamala Are they gonna get rid of her and put in Pete Buttigieg All these things If you're main focus is who's gonna be the president of the United States Let me ask you something Do you think Glenn youngkin And the Republicans sweep that we just saw in the Commonwealth of Virginia three weeks ago Do you think that improves the chances for a Republican to win the Electoral College votes in Virginia Versus should Terry mcauliffe had one Do you think maybe Moving this state the state of Virginia into the red column with regard to its governorship and its statewide leadership at lieutenant governor and attorney general do you think that that may be moves Virginia a little closer to being in play and being a purple state Do you think that governor Ron DeSantis winning a very close election Three years ago In Florida do you think that helped Move Florida more solidly into the red column Do you think that his policies and the way he's governing in Florida moves it even further into the red column where maybe when we get to 24 Florida might not even be the toss up state that it has been Maybe whoever the Republican nominee is won't even have to focus as much energy and time and money as they have in years past in Florida Because desantis and the Republican Party has done such a good job in that state that it's more solid or Republican state than it would have been Do you see what I'm saying Do you see how these local elections actually help put together that puzzle that gives you your Electoral College map

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Herro leads Heat past Pistons 100-92 with 4th-quarter rally

AP News Radio

00:32 sec | 4 d ago

Herro leads Heat past Pistons 100-92 with 4th-quarter rally

"Tyler hero had thirty one points and eight rebounds in the heats one hundred ninety two comeback win over the pistons Miami trail by nine before opening the fourth quarter on a twenty seven six Ron heroes back to back three pointers cut the deficit to seventy seven seventy four Jimmy Butler and bam Adebayo each provided fifteen points nine boards in the heats fifth win in six games Kyle Lowry added fifteen points eight assists and six boards for Miami Detroit led fifty three forty seven at halftime before finishing one and four on its five game homestand Jeremy grant had twenty one points and seven boards for the pistons I'm the ferry

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 UN nuclear watchdog chief presses for more access in Iran

AP News Radio

00:45 sec | 5 d ago

UN nuclear watchdog chief presses for more access in Iran

"The head of the United Nations atomic watchdog meets with Iranian officials to press for greater sites access on the eve of diplomatic talks restarting over the nuclear deal with Tehran Rafael Mariano grossi yet again faces tightrope style talks with Iran as his inspectors remain unable to access surveillance footage I'm face greater challenges in trying to monitor to Ron's rapidly growing uranium stockpile Iran now in which is a small amounts of uranium up to sixty percent purity its highest ever and close to weapons grade levels of ninety percent the US under president Joe Biden says it's willing to return to the twenty fifty nuclear deal but

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The 'Moderate' Democrats We Need to Defeat Next Election

Mark Levin

01:39 min | Last week

The 'Moderate' Democrats We Need to Defeat Next Election

"Tom milanowski Democrat New Jersey Lauren Underwood Democrat Illinois Sidney axe need Democrat Iowa Abigail spanberger Democrat Virginia Conner lamb Democrat Pennsylvania Carolyn Bordeaux Democrat Georgia Ron kind Democrat Wisconsin Lizzie pennell Fletcher Democrat Texas Hele Stevens Democrat Michigan Tom O'Leary Democrat Arizona Sheri bustos Democrat Illinois Matt Cartwright Democrat Pennsylvania Jimmy Gomez Democrat California Susie Lee Democrat Nevada Susan wild Democrat Pennsylvania Kim schrier Democrat Washington state Elise a slot Nick Democrat Michigan Stephen horsford Democrat Nevada Chris Pappas Democrat New Hampshire Colin allred Democrat Texas Elaine lauria Democrat Virginia Mike Levin Democrat California Charlie Crist Democrat Florida Peter defazio Democrat Oregon Tim Ryan Democrat Ohio And as they say the Amnesty provisions in the filibuster proof reconciliation package which only needs majority support the

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'Just the News' Founder John Solomon on OSHA's Unconstitutional Overreach

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

02:09 min | 2 weeks ago

'Just the News' Founder John Solomon on OSHA's Unconstitutional Overreach

"We always resort to John Solomon to brighten our day. Why? Because he's a truth teller the founder of Justin used dot com investigative reporter extraordinaire. We're going to talk about two big issues today, John welcome. Let me just play a cut that goes straight to the first story from your website. This is of course the current chief of staff of the Biden administration. Ron klain cut 6. I'm quite confident that when this finally gets fully adjudicated, not just a temporary order. Right. The validity of this requirement will be upheld. It's common sense chuck. If osha can tell people to wear hard hat on the job, be careful on chemicals, it can put in place these simple measures to keep our workers safe. This little problem that John, the hard hat is for when you're working and you get to take it off when you go home and it's not injected into your body. We have the piece we're posting right now on our Facebook and Twitter pages from Justin used dot com. Have we ever seen anything of the light 27 states including including three run by Democrat governors have brought suits against the Biden osha regulation? Is this going to stand once your expectation? You know it's rare to see 27 states in four days. I mean, it's hard to remember. It was only last Thursday that osha promulgated this regulation and already more than half the states in America have rushed to sue. You have a major lawsuit by one of the largest business lobbies in American job creators network. All of them are making the same argument, which is this is an unconstitutional overreach by osha. Ocean is supposed to govern what happens at the workplace, not what happens in your home or with your doctor with other things. And so the first a court to take a look at this, the 5th circuit of appeals, Court of Appeals in Texas, said there was such grave constitutional issues here. It ordered an injunction Sunday, the job creators network asked the a circuit to make that injunction nationwide, freeze it nationwide. That's a clue that these courts see the same issues as

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Nancy Pelosi, the 6th Wealthiest Member of Congress, Is Upset About Tax Hikes?

Mark Levin

01:32 min | 2 weeks ago

Nancy Pelosi, the 6th Wealthiest Member of Congress, Is Upset About Tax Hikes?

"Nancy Pelosi grapes about the rich of course she's in the top one tenth of 1% Thanks to her connections for big dunning her husband Paul Pelosi or WP Whereas we like to call pee pee From the New York Post guess this was one tax hike that hit too close to home for an anti Pelosi The Speaker of the House This reportedly the 6th wealthiest member of Congress at over $100 million Took issue lately last month with plans by fellow Democrats to levy attacks on unrealized capital gains to help pay for Biden's mass of 1.75 trillion social spending bill according to a report And by the way I opposed this too But she acts in self interest and she's done it before Remember the credit card companies and so forth She's the one In my view who should be in prison She and Hillary can wear the same orange jumpsuits you know pass them among themselves They California Democrat reportedly described the wealth tax as a publicity stunt A senior Democrat aide told the post that Pelosi's reservations which were first reported by the Washington compost were due to the fact that the Senate finance committee chair Ron wyden who's a nut by the way had not finalized legislation for the billionaire attacks by the time The White House was to submit an updated framework for the social spending plan Pelosi was one of several House Democrats to take issue with the billionaire tax So called because it is meant to affect around 750 the wealthiest

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Ron DeSantis Says He Will Send Migrants to Delaware if They Are Flown Into Florida on Secret Flights

Mike Gallagher Podcast

01:40 min | 2 weeks ago

Ron DeSantis Says He Will Send Migrants to Delaware if They Are Flown Into Florida on Secret Flights

"Ron DeSantis is despised by the left. Every time I see Ron DeSantis say something, I start thinking about him more and more as a presidential candidate. And I don't know what president Trump is going to decide to do. I know that Chris Christie, who we interviewed last week on the show, sat down with axios and he seems willing to take on Donald Trump. In 2024, I don't know how that will work out for governor Christie. President Trump reacted pointing out that Chris Christie left office with like a 19% approval rating as New Jersey governor. But Chris Christie's a fighter, you know? And there's a lot of things that we don't know what's going to happen how this is going to unfold, but I like Ron DeSantis on the national stage. Listen to what he said about the news that Biden was flying illegals into Florida. This is governor desantis. This is why so many people like this guy's message. You know, my view would be, why don't we if they're going to come here? We'll provide buses and provide them. I will send them to Delaware and do that. I mean, if he's not going to support the border being secured, then he should be able to have everyone there. So we will do whatever we can in that regard. And we are absolutely going to do everything we can. That's a good idea, governor desantis, if Biden is flying illegals into Florida in the middle of the night, on these planes full of ship them back to Delaware. Let them go to Wilmington. Let them camp out at Joe Biden's

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 Iraqi PM survives assassination attempt, ramping up tensions

AP News Radio

00:35 sec | 3 weeks ago

Iraqi PM survives assassination attempt, ramping up tensions

"Security was tightened around Baghdad ultra failed assassination attempts on Iraqi prime minister Mostafa kind to me at least two one trains targeted the residents of Iraq's prime minister in the heavily fortified green zone in Baghdad several of his security personnel were injured in an attack which has significantly ramped up tensions archer Ron backs militias refused to accept last month's parliamentary election results yeah I'm kind to me was on home despite corruption TV looking calm with a bandage on his left hand's cavity rockets in trying to tax third bill time lines and build a pizza the

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 Judge nixes challenge to ban on Florida school mask mandates

AP News Radio

00:30 sec | 3 weeks ago

Judge nixes challenge to ban on Florida school mask mandates

"Hi Mike Ross you're reporting a judge nixes a challenge to Florida's ban on school mask mandates a judge on Friday dismissed a challenge from several school districts to Florida's ban on coronavirus mask mandates in state schools administrative judge Brian A. Newman rejected a challenge from school officials in Miami Dade Leon duvall orange Broward and watch what counties the judge found the administration of governor Ron DeSantis was within its authority to impose the rule the school districts filed a notice to appeal the ruling hi

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 Florida governor calls for election police force

AP News Radio

00:30 sec | 3 weeks ago

Florida governor calls for election police force

"Hi Mike Rossi a reporting the governor of Florida calls for creation of a state election police force Florida governor Ron DeSantis said Wednesday he plans to create a law enforcement agency to investigate election crimes speaking at an event in west Palm Beach the Republican governor announced a series of state election law proposals for state lawmakers to take up during the twenty twenty two legislative session proposals include new restrictions on ballot drop boxes and strengthened penalties for ballot harvesting which is the collection of completed

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Florida Gov. DeSantis sues Biden over vaccine mandate for federal contractors

AP News Radio

00:50 sec | Last month

Florida Gov. DeSantis sues Biden over vaccine mandate for federal contractors

"The state of Florida is suing the Biden administration to try to block it cobit vaccine mandates for federal workers in the state Florida's Republican governor who is opposed to any covert restrictions is suing the White House claiming president Biden doesn't have the authority to mandate vaccines and says it violates procurement laws governor Ron DeSantis is fighting not only the vaccine mandate for federal contractors that takes effect in December but also the requirement that health care workers and facilities that accept federal money and people at private companies with more than one hundred workers will have to get a covert shocked by didn't says the vaccine mandates will help end the pandemic that's claimed more than seven hundred forty thousand American lives I'm

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Joy Reid Tries Uninspiring Joke on Gov. Ron DeSantis' Brilliant Invitation for First Responders

Mark Levin

01:51 min | Last month

Joy Reid Tries Uninspiring Joke on Gov. Ron DeSantis' Brilliant Invitation for First Responders

"Joy Reid joy Reid she's hateful Joy Reid she doesn't like this because why Because Ron DeSantis Ron L Don the sentence What did he say He said oh guess what Whatever state you're in you got fired I'm giving $5000 bonuses What's up Come be a cop in Florida Come be a first responder over here Was good This is why I like him because he brings the fight to the left He doesn't wait to get punched in the face He's like how are you trying to punch me Watch this Wow And he catches him and they're like oh how did he do that Oh he's terrible He's killing everybody with COVID Listen to joy Reid On Sunday the Florida Republican announced plans to offer unvaccinated cops $5000 bonuses to relocate to Florida and join police forces there Rolling out this perverse dystopian tourism ad to the COVID blue line Are you big on ordering people to comply but you hate complying with health mandates yourself Do you dream of a resting people's ability to breed while you arrest them Well pack up your potentially infectious self you're bad in your gun and come on down to Florida Take this taxpayer bonus money and enjoy constant interaction with vulnerable senior citizens you can breathe on Every breakthrough case in ICU admission is the virus of freedom spreading And don't forget the sunscreen Now you know my bias may prevent me from laughing at that I think that that may have been funny if it was arranged a little better I got to admit and maybe this is me tooting my own horn I think I might be a little bit funnier than joy Reid I really do Sometimes I listen and I go you know what that was actually pretty good Do we read Boo That wasn't any good You were talking about cops These are heroes These are the people that went into the burning buildings in 9 11 cops and firefighters in the ambulance Come on EMTs This is

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Gov. Ron DeSantis Invites Any Law Enforcement Officials to Move to Florida

Mark Levin

01:40 min | Last month

Gov. Ron DeSantis Invites Any Law Enforcement Officials to Move to Florida

"Serious governor Ron DeSantis in a press conference yesterday This guy is so damn sharp He's thinking okay they don't want these cops We in Florida we'll take these cops and we'll incentivize cops to come to Florida How about that I mean that really is sharp Cut 9 go It is not no no no no It's for officers period It is nothing to do with their vaccination status So that's just wrong That's a bad I think there was a headline from a corporate outlet which we all know corporate media lies They do not tell the truth Assume what they tell you is false and then figure out why they're telling you a false narrative I put that out there as a proposal months ago And the reason we're doing it is because people are being treated poorly and Seattle in Minnesota and New York NYPD They don't have the support They've had their funding cut They get criticized if they just enforce law Some places they don't even enforce the law Like in San Francisco they don't prosecute people's shoplifting So you have rampant crime So that's why we're doing it because morale is low Morale is low for years because of how law enforcement has been treated But when you saw the rioting last summer all the vitriol directed at them Florida stood up and said we back the blue And so we are a 100% excited about saying anyone that's being mistreated if the morale is low If you can't take take that environment and you have openings here you're going to get an environment where people are going to support you And I think that that's something that's and I can tell you the people that have come down from some of these places already you talk to them It's the best decision they've ever

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Gov. Ron DeSantis Invites All to Use, Invest in Their Ports

Mark Levin

01:25 min | Last month

Gov. Ron DeSantis Invites All to Use, Invest in Their Ports

"I don't want to end on a negative note and so forth Why don't we have a positive clip here Will governor desantis of Florida This guy knows how to run a state He knows how not to be pushed around And at press conference today he's saying hey guys You know we have great ports throughout the state of Florida Why don't you use ours a little bit more With this supply chain issue Well I can only imagine that the Biden administration doesn't want to use Florida Can't you ladies and gentlemen Doesn't want to use Texas either And they're so petty And evil I don't put it past them Cut 17 go We in Florida have the ability to help alleviate these log jams and help to ameliorate the problems with the supply chain And part of it is because we've long been committed to reliable modern and accessible port facility since I became governor in 2019 We've allocated almost a $1 billion to over 70 Florida seaport projects And these are approaches that have made us really really strong And of course the port is one And then once it gets off the port with a different operations that we offer both rail and road it really really really is I think a model for the rest of the

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New York Post Reports Joe Biden Is Flooding Suburbs With Illegal Aliens

Mark Levin

01:15 min | Last month

New York Post Reports Joe Biden Is Flooding Suburbs With Illegal Aliens

"New York Post Miranda Devine who is unbelievable Jack more fat Kevin Sheen Christopher dowski and Bruce Golding Biden is secretly flying underage migrants into New York in the dead of night Aren't you sick and tired of government operating this way ladies and gentlemen under cover of dark Without the American people even knowing what's taking place If you've been reading the Washington compost or New York slimes you wouldn't even know about any of this Plain loads of underage migrants are being flown secretly into suburban New York Here's my first question Who is deciding where the illegal aliens go Who is deciding where they go Somebody's making that decision and I guarantee it's right out of The White House It's probably Ron klain Our Susan Rice or one or the other Malcontents and reprobates They're clearly trying to affect the suburbs clearly trying to turn Texas in Florida This is a disgrace And why the Republicans don't at least draw up articles of impeachment I will never know I will never

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Liberal Media Won't Admit Florida Is Successfully Battling COVID

Mark Levin

01:51 min | Last month

Liberal Media Won't Admit Florida Is Successfully Battling COVID

"One one Here's something You will not hear from so many people you will not hear from CNN John Avalon who is a talentless know nothing You will not hear from D lamone You will not hear from whilst Fredo Cuomo Andrea Mitchell Brian Williams Tell gunner Bryant Eugene Robinson You know the whole host of miscreants malcontents and radicals In what is that How come flirt is not in the news How come governor desantis isn't in the news From the daily wire Florida rate of COVID infections third lowest in the United States last week By my calculation that means 47 states in the district at Columbia were higher How come Joe Biden hasn't mentioned Ron DeSantis in Florida Is the summer season has ended in the hot temperatures start to subside writes Hank beren all across southern states encouraging more people to be outside rather than inside together in the air conditioning the rate of COVID-19 infections in Florida has plunged so rapidly So rapidly that it has the third fastest descent in rates of cases in the nation over the last two weeks trailing only Alabama and Hawaii According to The New York Times chart yesterday Florida's case rate per 100,000 people over the last week was 13 13 Out of a 100,000 Third only behind kinetic in Hawaii which both had 11

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Trump's Former War Room Director Andy Surabian on His Path to Politics

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

02:14 min | Last month

Trump's Former War Room Director Andy Surabian on His Path to Politics

"He's former special assistant to president Trump and deputy political strategist. My good body. Andy, sarabia. Welcome back to America first. Thanks so much for having me today, sad. It's been way too long. It has been way too long, but we know you're a busy guy, you're in the background, you're making sure that we get the right maga candidates and that they win and this freight train of America first, not only trounces the Democrats in the midterms next year, but also our old boss will win in 2024. We have so much to discuss. You are a Republican strategist and you are the spokesperson for Donald Trump Jr.. So I just want to get in there that this is what these are the little things that this guy does after he leaves The White House. Hopefully we'll see him back there soon enough. Andy, let's start because we have an unfettered discussion here, say a little bit about yourself. Where do you hail from and how did you get into this? Is my dad used to say politics? It's disgusting, but it's so fascinating. So if your audience isn't able to tell by the accent that I still have to this day, I was born and raised in the very conservative dashkin of Massachusetts or the longtime nickname of tax executives. But this world has gotten so crazy that there's numerous states that have higher taxes today than Massachusetts. I mean, that's how crazy this country has gone over the last several years or we can't even really call it that's the truth it's anymore. But born and raised in Massachusetts, how did I get involved in politics, my lord? I mean, that's kind of an interesting question. I will give you the short version. Was originally interested in politics, via Ron Paul's presidential campaign in 2008. And I was just very interested in seeing someone come from outside the typical political

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

06:57 min | 3 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Back here on the ron burgundy podcast and carolina has told me she has some letters from our listeners about hobbies are they actual letters or did people mostly just email. Oh they're all emails. Wow so people are so lazy. These days we ask for letters and they dash off an impersonal email. No real letters emails just so much easier. Yes it is sitting in your own in wearing khaki shorts as much easier. Don't think people are doing that. Easy isn't the point. You think it feels good to wear a tiny lipstick gun and the soccer my loafer. Do they get easy. Wait you have a lipstick gun. I do because it's classy and romantic. Anwar please read the emails. Thanks for emailing folks. I heard it was really easy. All right our i e mail comes from. Aj in new mexico and he said during the pandemic he took up cooking. That's great aj before the pandemic never had done anything but boil water but now he's making his whole family gourmet dinners. He's also become quite a baker and is responsible for quote. Dad's legendary cinnamon cookies. That's very sweet. Was that supposed to be a pun. Like cookies are sweet. No that was unintentional. I just. I think it's sweet as an nice that he's baking cookies for his family. Okay because there was an opening for pun there. And you're telling me you didn't go for it. Okay you know what. I respect your choice. Thank you i actually really enjoy cooking as well. I take a stake season. It let it cook on the grill at ten thousand degrees and then i don't even grab utensils into it sometimes. Even tie my hands behind my back. I down charred piece of beef and less than three seconds. You know all about those nerds. Who can solve a rubik's cube really fast. Yeah i've actually been practicing down a pound meat faster than they can solve that dumb cube you know you can just peel the stickers off and it's back to the right order in no time. You're just saying that people are blazey for sending emails. Don't you think that this is kind of cheating. I'm sorry it's just different. My examples different. It's plainly different. I think he wanted to be different. I wanted to be different. And i know that it's different. Okay sorry are you. You seem very weirdly aggressive about. I just hate that bastard. Rubik and his cube the sticker peel method is easier. I don't wanna wanna talk about him anymore. All he wants to do is play games and humiliate people carolina. Here's his show idea. Okay humiliate the rubik's cube company. Let's just read our next email. It comes from deborah. Formerly of south pasadena. I love south passively. Beautiful part of california. Oh well now she just lives in pasadena dina proper good for her and her hobby has been the video game animal crossing. I've heard of this. It's a video game where you're a person and your neighbors are a bunch of talking animals. Scott got really big twenty twenty. Yeah it's really fun and you get to design your own island and the animals are your friends and can these wild beasts attack. you know. that's it's a for kids. They just talk to you and give you presents a situation back in the seventies where i was living next to a wild boar. Come on and i'll just say this he didn't give me any fun clothing or invite me to go. Fishing tore through my house one night and the woman. I was entwined with well. Let's just say. I didn't get a callback. Great i guess animal crossings not free l. I got my hands full with my hobbies being an amateur detective medical examiner at my buddy kenny's morgue backyard fireworks which also is a side. Business of gender reveal parties that i host opening my san makeup line. I cannot have a bore tear through my life again. There's there's too much to lose this time. Carolina please write that down as a possible tagline for a boar fighting movie. I could star in. Okay you want it to be. There's just too much to lose this time. Yes but make the to a number two. Because it'll be the sequel. Sorry where were we We got another email here from jessica who is from maine and she says her hobby for the last thirty years has been writing letters to author steven king and standing outside of his house. Okay i should screen these emails better. This woman is clearly stop. Wait a second hold on here. She's willing to write letters to stephen king but to us we only get lazy email. Okay well that's besides the point. This woman is clearly stocking stephen king. Jeez between jessica and those horror shows in dc. Just make some standard come on people. It's just more rewarding. Okay i think we. I finished the e mail portion. We're going to take a quick commercial break. And then we'll be right back with more from ron from iheartradio and tender foot. Tv comes in new podcast algorithm. I was assigned to do a really interesting story. And i needed the uniform. Crime report included on. That cd was a file. I had never heard of what it was was line after line of individual murders. The i thought i had was. Could we teach a computer to identify connected cases to find serial killings this is algorithm a podcast investigating a modern serial killer. And how he could have been stopped. And it's the story with the potential to change how homicides are investigated all across the country. I think the gary police department should be looking at some of those old cases. They still may have a killer out there. Listen to algorithm now on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your favorite shows four decades. This area has been a hotbed for paranormal sightings. This is a strange place. This part of the country doesn't feel right. Dad strange things. We're having back then and strange things are happening again. I think i found something. 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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:08 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"That's very generous of you okay. So i believe ron is finished with sabrina. And the cool. Ron phone number didn't work out. But that's okay. Because what did work out for. Some bunnies in. Florida is going to melt your heart. I don't why am i still even trying to do this. We're not going to get to the bunnies. We didn't get any of the other animals. I'm going crazy. I don't sabrina. Are we set up with my unlimited. Five g-go data plan plus love boat channel thing. Great okay we're all set. Then there we go. Oh my god. Ron all set. We are going to recoil me more about this professional heirarchy league. How good do you have to be to get in all right. We're gonna be right back after this. I'm so sorry. Oh hi i'm ethan. Edelman hosted the new podcast psychoactive founded the drug policy alliance which has been at the forefront of the effort to legalize marijuana and end the broader war on drugs. But what's next. What's the future of drugs and psychoactive. I'll be talking with scientists and politicians celebrities and activists about all things drugs why do we have receptors. They're bringing that fit. Molecules made poppy plants. You know. I think ecstasy. Save my marriage drugs or something. I recommend to long-term couples. We had to adopt this idea that there's this disease called alcoholism no matter how many drugs this particular person was selling. You shouldn't be able to kick someone's door down and then murdered them. Psychoactive is out. Now listen to psychoactive on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. Whoever you get your podcasts. Hey it's roy. Junior from the daily show with trevor noah and host of the new podcast beyond the scenes in each episode..

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

04:28 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Welcome back to the ron burgundy broadcast. I'm ron burgundy and with me as always is my co host carolina. Yeah were mid episode. Yes that's that's typically what i'd say while opening a segment on my podcast. Sabrina but i wanna finish up with this transaction with you and get my new phone up and ready. So ron is still on the phone with sabrina from customer care. So let me ask you sabrina. Can i choose my phone number. Can you make it spell out something fun like area code and then the corresponding numbers to spell out cool ron. That number's already taken. Can you tell me about who. Oh it's an unlisted number. It just got too frustrating. Because there's no way for me to know. If that ron is cooler not just think the numbers should go to the coolest. Ron and i have a gut feeling. I'm cooler than the raw. Who as sabrina. I go with my gut. You should go with my guy. I'm sorry it's not like a license plate. You can't get like a customized cool phone number..

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:56 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Of toddlers. Who are going down for a nap. After snacktime there are men and women with passions their presidents and dignitaries who respect journalists. And they need important. Yes still here sabrina. No it's a really cool heirarchy table. Do you play air hockey really. I'm guessing that sabrina plays air hockey. Yes yes she does. I had no idea. They had championship air hockey competitions. That's fascinating hold on. I wanna wanna hear more about this but let me give you another carver's carolina. Make sure they bleep out my card info. Please do also. Did you know there was championship. Air hockey now. We should do it episode about that. What i would be thrilled to do any episode as soon as you're on the phone okay sabrina. It's a home shop network. But i think it will work right. The number is okay. We're gonna take a break and when we get back. Hopefully ron will be finished with the phone company and we can do the actual podcast. Which would be really really exciting. Bear with us folks please. My name is ron burgundy. And i'd like to take a minute of your time to talk about seatbelt safety. Did you know that one. In ten americans still don't wear seatbelts. Who are these knuckleheads. Do they forget too big of a hurry. There's no excuse for not wearing a seatbelt. They don't put them in cars because they're a fashion accessory front-seat backseat. It doesn't matter buckling up as classy thing to do. It's also the smart thing to do. Imagine this you're out on a date driving on the coast with that someone special. Everything is heading towards a very sexy romantic evening and the next thing you know you get pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. Nothing kills the mood like a ticket. Believe me i've been there. It's hard to get over all that cash loss because you're too stupid aware seatbelt. So don't ruin a good date. Click it or ticket. Say the poet. I heart radio presents right now from los angeles switch hours ago suffered the largest earthquake in north american history. New.

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

04:43 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"I i wrote that sabrina. I'm in a real bind years zor another way for me to prove my identity. Hold on this is going to sound crazy. But you see my name on. The account is ronald burgundy. Maybe this will help you verify who i am. This is ron burgundy. You stay classy. Yes exactly sabrina. This is the real. Ron burgundy. Well thank you sabrina. I am a fan of yours as well. Because you're helping me to get my new phone setup not to mention the love boat episodes on that streaming service move on from the love boat. Yes yes yes. I see what you're say. This could be someone doing a very good impression of ron. Burgundy i appreciate you wanting to protect my security of the honest with you. I can't for the life of me remember my authorization pin code carolina over here doesn't remember it either. Wait wait hold on what about this. Hey carolina can you do me a favor and talk to sabrina here from customer care and tell her that i am in fact the real ron burgundy i mean. I don't know if that's going to even help this week. I've been five hours but dealing with us for five hours. Hey okay. I know how frustrating this can be I've said that. I just had to deal with my cable company. So thank you. I i i really just want. Wrap this up and do the episode about dogfights that we know. Were not doing your episode about exposing dogfighting rings. Were doing heartwarming. Stories by zoologists talked to sabrina and vouch for who i am. Thank you hand this over to you. Hi sabrina my name is carolina. I can assure you. This is really ron burgundy calling. I know yeah i know i understand. I pay launching needs to speak with yoga. Sabrina are we doing. What do you mean sabrina. She vouched for me. Isn't that good enough. I see yeah yes right. Oh that's a good point..

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

06:52 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"And we're back on. The ron burgundy podcast. Thanks for sticking with us today. I have a few things to say. One is the night of august fourteenth. Nineteen seventy-three is one. That i'll regret for the rest of my life a hitter raccoon that night and his son is here to kill me now carolina. Will you get the damn raccoon out of the studio. I'm trying ron. It's actually jumped off the chair and it's just curled up in the corner. You know what. I really think if we just called one of the iheart guys to drive over here and they could pick up some supplies and we could just pick it up and we could release back into the wild and no way no way. There's not a damn chance. I'm endangering member of my crew in here with that wild beast while i'm in here i know carolina and it breaks my heart but in war. There are some times casualties. Now did you learn any self defense moves in your last zuber class now. It's just a raccoon. I don't have to use self okay. I have a new plan. I'm going to ask that you edit this out of the podcast. But are you familiar with agent orange. That is toxic chemical. They used in the vietnam war. Okay good so you know it. I to have a very small supply in my tool shed. We don't need much but let's bring some back here and just toss it into the studio. That's illegal right. That's illegal right so we can't do it right. Let's let's edit this part out of the podcast keep it on the lolo that way. Nobody ever has to know this raccoon or his father or what. I did on the night of august eighth nineteen seventy-three. I thought it was august. Fourteenth to be honest august. Eighth wasn't my best night either way. Look the raccoon is sleeping. it looks like it's sucking its thumb. All maybe mrs. it's mommy. I didn't touch it's mommy and no it's not sleeping carolina. It's playing dead. It wants you to think it's sleeping before tax your face and scratches your eyeballs out. He wants to send a message to me. Thank god it's going to use you i. I don't think the raccoons that conniving or even thinking that far advanced okay. Listen to me. You need to get in that raccoons head. It's playing dead carolina. Lay down on the floor and you play dead to not laying down for. It's our only option unless you want to use the poison darts in my glove compartment. But again i'd really like to save those poison darts okay fine. I'm going to lay down on the floor and this is really stupid. This is really stupid. But if it's a choice between this and the james bond arts choose. The floor is a choice. Okay this is really stupid. This is so stupid but find. I'm gonna lay down the floor. Are you laying down. yes okay. What about now still nothing. I'm on the floor at this. Raccoon is a smart little son of a gun. Okay wait hold on. Something's happening what what's happening is it. Is it spraying urine as a defense. No it's not okay. Because i am run. Come on this. Raccoon wants to get into a literally pissing contest with ron burgundy. It's gonna lose. You're going to the bathroom in the corner aria by marking territory. That's all i'm doing. Just hold it okay okay. It's getting up. I can see a moving okay. Don't freak out but it's making its way to your gym bag. Go to commercial. What's go to commercial right now. People should not here this run. Just look at it. i'm not. I can't just make is what i don't want to look at it. I m jamie lee. Curtis am host of the new podcast. Good friend on iheartradio. On good friend i am talking about friendship. Sort of the good. The bad and the ugly. I wanna talk about conflict resolution about making you friends about keeping friendships alive through very difficult times. Listen and subscribe to good friend on the iheartradio app or wherever you find your favorite podcasts. 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Or wherever you get your podcasts well you go penguins selling with me okay. We are back just to update everyone on the situation. There's a raccoon in the studio. I'm refusing to look at it because they don't wanna make eye contact. It's currently according to carolina rummaging through my gym bag carolina has taken refuge on the floor and is doing absolutely nothing to help. You told me to get down to the floor i. This wasn't my decision. Do you have is on the beast and remember. Do not make eye contact. It's just kind of going through your stuff. It looks like it's trying some stuff on okay. Well there's a gun in there but it's not loaded. Damn that's my fault. i'm just gonna call that a blessing in disguise. I am sorry everyone. This is one of the worst things to happen in a long time. I can't think of a tougher situation in recent times than what's happening right now on. Don't say that that's not the case carolina. I just thought of something move. Move your head around. Maybe it will think your hair is another raccoon and it will try and meet with you mate with the back of your head and then as soon as it's on your head just run out of the room and dunk your head.

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:30 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"And i. I must have got distracted. Why don't we do this story off the air and then splat a raccoon across my windshield. Jesus christ i get out a cry for a good thirty minutes. Say a prayer. Give it a proper burial. I mean that's actually really kind of i wouldn't necessary and as i lay him to rest heard something else. That's when over my shoulder. I saw a baby raccoon waiting in the brush staring at me with one tier running down. It's cute little. I'm trying to finish the story. Stop scuttling talking about you anyway. I just knew it was his son and he looked at me and i knew what he was saying. Well is he saying. I'll remember you. Ron burgundy you got okay. You got that from him yes. I'm so sorry you went through that. I don't think that it's related. Okay will you don't sound like you're taking this seriously. What what is that. What does that sound did it puncture you carolina in the neck. No i'm sorry i'm fine. It's just grabbing at the microphone. She do not give that raccoon. Podcast what i swear to god. If we start letting animals host podcast the press and animal rights groups will be all over us. I'm not going to give the raccoon podcast. I don't even think there's anyone who would listen to it. I don't think iraq can could manage a podcast. I don't know. I mean there's people on youtube that do this thing called. Uss where they scratch things and make sounds with their mouths and the videos are very popular. Millions of people. Watch them. I am. That's as mark. I'm not sure how scientific it is. But i do know that it's very popular. Can we try. Doing 'em are on the raccoon to lulla into a slumber so it can be safely removed from the room. I don't. I don't know if that will help at all. So you're just sitting there doing nothing. Carolina tap your fingers on the mike and see if it calms the raccoon. Obviously don't use the same mike. The raccoon is holding. It will bite your fingers off. I'm not gonna use amar okay to try and get this raccoon out of here. I'm not just do it. Carolina you know.

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:57 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Okay give me another one. I look. i'm getting more intuitive. What about the undoing. No idea pass not going to try. Okay what about shameless Oh the donald trump story wonderful. I told a joke. Yes good good joke. This is us fi crap about aliens. Gimme a break next. Okay outlander. I believe this. One is a comedy about a family that lives on a boat way out at sea homeland. I'd watch that that's about pilgrims making it to the shores of virginia at this ron. No i know what i'm doing. You're not good at it. I mean that's what's happening. I'm just reading..

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:06 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Wrong back. Hello there my name. Is ron burgundy. And you're listening to the ron burgundy podcast. I didn't feel right yesterday. So i left. But i'm back today with a new episode and as always by my side carolina. If you need a picture let me painted for you. She's slovenly dressed in something like a potato sack with dirty sneakers and hair. That looks like she was stuck somewhere for a long time. Maybe in someone's miscellaneous drawer. Would you say that. That's an accurate depiction of carolina. Yes that's just about perfect. Great word painting is an art form unto itself. And i consider myself a master of the art carolina. Do me a favor and point to something. Anything in this room and i will describe it with a word painting. Okay what about that thing over there. That yeah it's a it's a wall outlet. Okay should we get on with the show. Podcast it's cold a podcast. I you know what. I don't know what happened yesterday. I said the word and the word cast and it didn't sound right. it was a was a bit unsettling. No i know you ran out of here. You took my car and then you just left. I did yes i ran out of the studio and straight to your be. Prius drove about a half mile down the road and parked in a home depot. parking lot. And guess what i did i went to sleep. Yeah i spent the whole night in that parking lot. Speaking of word paintings. Let me let me paint a picture of what goes on in a parking lot here in los angeles at night i the raccoons and smaller varmints come out. They roam the gray surface for trashy food of which there is plenty than the larger animals..

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

07:53 min | 4 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Hello everyone. I'm ron burgundy. And today on the podcast you'll be getting some top shelf culture with some of the finest poetry you've ever heard in your life myo carolina do me and our listeners favor and describe what you're looking at run went into his trunk his sacred trunk and We'll there are boxes and boxes of crumpled paper and napkins and like rolls and rolls and rolls of toilet. Paper pristine rolls of toilet paper and And notebooks all over the studio now way. More than i feel like could fit in the trunk of your car but i guess not so not so packing. A trunk of a car is an art form. It requires great skill and geometric knowledge which i possess in spades. I could and probably will do a whole show on packing a car truck. Write that down carolina how to pack your car. That's an episode dammit you. You're not writing down. Ron burgundy and the art of packing your car about that. For a ratings bonanza. Write it down. Okay folks if you're listening at home well you'd have to be listening. Young carolina has her arms folded like a librarian with a stick up her but she is not. I repeat not writing a thing down. Okay fine but i love for that. She is a dinner doodle botkin by kali. Anyway i'm going to read some poetry today. Some great poetry so sit back and prepare to be blown away. Are you ready. I'm i'm sorry. I'm having trouble concentrating. How many rolls of toilet paper do you have here. It looks like you had like a hundred rolls of toilet paper in the trunk of your car. Yes for tonight. What do you mean for tonight. Are you doing something. How many rolls of toilet paper do you use in one day i. I'm not going to tell you that. Nobody because nobody believes me. So i'll believe you. But how many years now i have to know. How many do i use. I use sixty rolls of toilet paper a day night down. That's not possible. Listen i like to grew like to put cologne on my neck. Share like to brush my chest hair from time to time and yes i like to wipe all right. Okay can we please. Just get back to the episode. I i like to wipe vigorously. Oh and often right. I'm sorry okay. I am in fact curious. About what kind of poetry you right so yeah. Let's get back to the. I'll tell you what type right only the best. Okay okay so hand me. Hand me one from that stack over there. Unfold this yes oh this one is called the bucket i read there. Once was a man from untuckit. Who kept all his poop in a bucket now after a week. The bucket did leak so he found a bag and said that's quite a boom am. I right sure it's limerick but it's a form of poetry. I guess if you wanna call that okay so so you don't like that one. I can do more than limericks here hanmi another all right. This one is called the magical. Can i once knew a man in a van who pooped in a magical cat. The more he would do the more the ken grew. It truly was a magical can i. I like the delivery insatiable right. Sure i guess the pride is there. Yes and here's a little fun tidbit. I remember where that one came to me. I was walking the great pacific rim trail. It was morning and the birds were just beginning the long symphony of their day. The sun appeared over the eastern ridge spreading glorious orange. Red light and the majesty of it all flooded in a great wave of warm interfering. I shall never forget so then. You were moved. You just had to get it down the poem about poop carolina. You know not the mind of the poet. The poet is a dreamer and dancer. Right okay. I'm just curious. Have you written anything. That's not olympic. Let me see. Hand me one from that pile. Yes okay. i once knew. A lady named regina created cucumbers up not appropriate. Okay gimme another k there once was a bloke who was all wrong but who was blessed with an elephant dung okay. That must be my my blue pile for adult crowds. Only got it right. So that's why. I don't know if i've ever told you about this but there was a time when i was hired to do risky parties for adults. Only it was a way to make some extra bucks on the side and not a bad place to pick up a bored housewife. I might add. I was known around san diego not as ron burgundy but is sloppy newsom and a book to lot of parties. I still perform from time to time as slapping newsom. If i'm short on bread well you don't wanna hear about that. Everything's always great with ron. As far as you know no it's not never any. Oh ron on top of the world. We'll sometimes it feels like fire. Ants have crawled up my okay. Okay okay what. What's in that box over there. Probably limericks from what you've read could give me okay. All right. I read there. Once was a woman named leeann here. We go and she loved to drink her sangria but when she ate some roast duck she ran out of luck. When the bird caused her to squirts diarrhea. Oh come on come on what. Maybe something more serious diarrhea is serious. Business okay serious business. Don't mess around the diarrhea. it's nothing to laugh about. That poem was more like a public service announcement. But okay. what's in that box over there. Hey hand me one from that box. Yes the phantom wind by ronald are burgundy. This must be one of my my more youthful poems when the world was young and love lingered longingly in the air. I was probably no older than you in this poem was written. Oh i bet. It's a limerick heck no. I said this to some serious literary journal like reader's digest to be published. So i could make my way in. The world is a young writer long before my prestigious career in the news business. I'll read. let me read it. The phantom wind the wind blew into town today. Dressed in linen and lace. She held herself in great esteem. Even as she brushed my face. I was unaware of where she went. Other faces angrily. I guessed she left so quickly then and left me with what i missed. I okay you don't like okay. Run.

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:26 min | 5 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"What i'm talking about. Is that happy spiritual feeling of being alive on earth. Everyone deserves it but not everyone knows how to find it. Joy i'm talking about. I hear you i do. I mean to be honest listening to you and besides like the sound effects in any of that i think ought to be a really helpful. Episode of the podcast. I think everyone right now needs more joining lives and i think that maybe we could you know. Give some people some active tools to help them with. I'm going to tell the how to get joy if you would just shut up. Okay yeah but first we need to understand what isn't bringing us joy right so yeah. Yeah the flipside exactly. I like to play a game with my dog baxter. From time to time where we throw the most plainly joyless sentences we can think of back and forth regular sentences. You might say that. Have no joy in them. It's a lot of fun and you can play at home to. Would you like to play carolina. Yeah i'll try it okay give me a joyless sentence you might say or here in real life okay. Let me think here's one. They're having a sale on tube socks at nordstrom's rack. Oh that's good that's awful and joyless. That's really okay. How about this one. I'm on my way to the dmv. Terrible yes the worst Okay what about this. My name is carolina that c. a. r. o. l. i. n. a. Oh yes spelling. Your name out for. Any reason is the opposite of joy. Here's one baxter. Always says they need to fix that hole in the road. how about. I should try and learn spanish. This bread got wet. The dripping noise is coming from under there. Have you seen the vacuum cleaner. Let's get on a zoom call at eight. Am by need to remember to call the insurance company. This bottle is empty. I'm proud of my tofu. Salad how much gas should i get. I need a new belt. My cat just died. Hold the both their carolina. You cross the line. I the games no fun. If you bring in sickness or

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

08:02 min | 6 months ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Welcome back. I'm ron burgundy. I would like to apologize for my behavior during this episode. I am sorry for making up a ridiculous story about women named pam disappearing. Yeah that took us off track for quite a bit. Actually i know i. I just want to apologize for waiting. There was a pam democ. There is in fact. No such thing especially like to apologize to pam dober- who you may know as mindy from morgan mindy but i know just as my good friend pam okay. This is progress. Actually now how about you give yourself against all of my advice that celebrity shot and maybe it is safe. maybe i'm being overbearing and Soon bis vaccine once normal. People build up to celebrity immunity. I once they get their platelets up in line with what we have and again. I cannot stress enough. this is a special. Vip addition of the vaccine. So unless you're a big celeb- juice newton or one of the kea hamsters. You will not have access to this so if this mysterious new vaccine does work which i have my doubts about i would still love our listeners. To get modern are pfizer johnson johnson. I can't save enough instead. But yes if it's a hundred percent efficacy. The marshall islands vaccine than we do hope that everyone who needs it can get it soon. Yes immediately after all celebrities. Get it i. There's thousands of celebrities may be hundreds of thousands of county globally. Yes so okay okay carolina. I'm going to administer the vaccine to myself. Oh my god let me stop you right there. I think just putting your arm your by set. There's no need to take off your slack. If it's all seemed to you. I'd prefer to do it this way. I'm i'm not being creepy. This is medical. You've said that before. Wait so i'm sorry. Most people have a nurse administer this to them and it goes up your butter hort of the vip experience in the comfort of your own home. Administering the vaccine to yourself in your budget and remember it also comes with vip bottle service your choice of a premium to medium level of vodka or any spirit. I'm just gonna turn my head. Let me know when you're done. Okay are you okay. Okay okay okay. This is now my vaccine experience. By the way i got madonna. Cbs it was very quick and easy. This is actually seems like harder way. Okay i'm going to do. I'm just going to do it. I'm going to count to three and just administer the vaccine great okay one two three four five six seven three seven two four no five okay skipped over three do it just do it. S just do it and just okay here. We go here we go. I'm giving myself the shot in my right. But she creates our ouchi. They're out she's all. This hurts my buts bands. It's still going. I want my blankie me. My blankie my butt hurts. Oh okay okay. It's done it's done. I'm sitting down all hands back. She oh okay thank you bye pets back. You were very brave. Take you did regress to a childhood for a second there. But i'm i'm proud of you. How do you feel as you know with any vaccine. You're you're going to experience some symptoms of the virus. But i gotta be honest now that the shot has gone into my but i think i'm okay terrific. This is really wonderful news. I hope it's broader audience. A little hope. And you and i worked together on this ron. We co workers No we didn't. You didn't just take a sharp needle to you but you're not even famous enough to do it if you wanted. My point is if everyone works together and looks out for one another. We will get through this. I think that can be our our message today. I suppose you're right. That's a nice sentiment. Carolina for a woman with i say this with all due respect a medium level of attraction. And you can be kind of sweet. I don't think it's with all due respect. I almost would rather you call me ugly medium level of attraction. Are you not. I'm sorry. are you noticing. Any side effects. Honestly know if you've totally say did you. Why are you talking about high. I'm using my natural pervert bird guessing you've gotten very high pitched it. Sounds like Helium voice. I don't know what you're talking very outdoorsy knocking. You not hear yourself. Do you sound normalcy yourself. Strange to me hold on. Let me just do some. The respected rescuer reads risque magazines. Took loan has a chipped tooth symphony mass night for the whole on. I've always does sound very odd. I think this is why you want. The fda approved vaccines. I think this is the side effects this celebrity vaccine. I knew i should have never taken this thing. Trauma ago. Weird sick his this going to wear off. Highway broadcasting ruined. I want my voice about carolina. I think we should call the doctor. I think we need to call someone and just let them know what's going on. I don't know what to do. I can't call my doctor. I bought this vaccine. Dirk rapid dr you. You bought this vaccine off. The dark way was lying about this being a celebrity vaccine off the dark ribbon. No not give you any information about it. Because i am not a narc. I don't believe you just inject yourself with a random medication you bought off the internet. It's not the dark web okay. the secret internet. That's illegal where you can buy drugs or gun through bitcoin. Voices stuck like this. You need to seek medical attention. We need to seek medical attention. I need to just go. Oh my god are you okay terminal beautiful voice newell ever take me seriously as journalists with this voice. It seems like it's wearing off just a little bit. It is also allure. Almost there this. This is ron burgundy. Yeah i am trustworthy. Hello this is ron burgundy trustworthy and import. That sounds like you. Hello this is. Ron burgundy. Yeah i'm ron burgundy he's back. Okay the piano. Tuner told preposterous lies to piper perot. They got my voice with back to normal that that was scary. It must have been a temporary side effect of the medication. Still i don't love you. Bought it off the dark web and we should probably just see a doctor who knows whatever was in that syringe. Just to be safe. Maybe we can test it. That's really smart carolina. Great message to sit out. I'm sorry i'm not going to allow you to push that anti vaccine nonsense on this program. I am not an anti vaccine. I'm pro vaccinations. You just injected your self medication bought from the dark web with bitcoin. I ve been saying multiple times. Take pfizer take maderno. We offered to drive you to cvs and.

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:43 min | 1 year ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"We've done it again. No guests me talking you listening a complete show. Actually we're a little short run short. No it's impossible. I've got a custom-made Rolex aviation special edition timepiece. That hasn't missed a second of its life. Guaranteed see isn't the watch. That says that it's a rolex rolex. One L. An exit the end. So what's not mine? Mine is spelled R. O. L. L. E. KS. So that's not a real exits. Actually some kind of knockoff. Dare you about this legitimately from a guy who desperately needed a bus ticket to get back to his wife and kids who are being held at gunpoint by Russian agents now that sounds like a scam Carolina. Who in their right mind would make a story like that to just try and get two thousand dollars. You paid two thousand dollars for that. What I did and I in my car. The situation seemed pretty desperate. I mean Russian agents. Can you imagine your family being held by Russian agents and not being able to help you lent the sky your car. When was this about? Let's see eight years ago And has he return car? Not yet you will. You left me his name and number. It's right here my wallet. Let's hear Justin Bieber four nine six one five seven four three five k. yes that sounds legit. You did not get taken for two thousand dollars in your car. I am sorry no need to apologize to me. It's Mr Blabber. You should apologize to well even though. That's a legit Rolex watch. We are still short on time. I've got an idea. Let's show our listeners. My one of a kind legendary knife collection. It's a podcast so we can't really show them anything. You described the knives and I'll tell people a little bit about each one. When I worked in radio we had to paint pictures for our audience all the time. So you can do it. It'll be fun. Okay Shar I guess if it gets. Us Show Where is this one of a kind knife collection where I always keep it in the trunk of My car? I'll just I'll just go get it and we can We can take a break all. Okay this is big time. Ron Burgundy here reminding you to tune into the Seth Meyers Program. This is a guy who can really put on a show with topnotch guests and five star entertainment. A lot of these guys offer up one and to start entertainment at a five star price. But this Guy Seth Meyers. He delivers the goods. Five stars you know. How most nights are you sit there in front of your TV set and they try to shovel garbage at your face. Not This Guy Myers. I'm telling you he's got the goods. I don't know how it does it to be honest. If I had a late night show I would just phone it in most nights. I wouldn't care what kind of mess I was. Thrown out there. But this Guy Myers puts in the effort every night. It's a hundred and ten percent segments like a closer look where seth breaks down the news. Also Joke. Seth can't tell have become appointment. Viewing for the smart set. That means you and let's not forget. This guy knows how to do an interview. One of the best in the BIZ JOKES. News great interviews. It's all happening over on late night with Seth Meyers five-star entertainment five stars. I gave it five stars. That would be out of a possible five. It gets all of them know. Have these five complete stars. Ron Stop talking go to YouTube dot com slash late night for show highlights segments like a closer look interviews and.

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:16 min | 1 year ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Today. There are so many Danes we could change. Animals have stooping names. Let's make them new. It's a fun thing to do. Let's change the names of animals. Like. Jerry or Lizard? Fan Ferdi, or even a vampire Baz ankle rat. Let's Change It's. Fun Game Let's change of animals. I can see that fun. We'll be right back after this. Are you enjoying the nine nine as much as I am Hello Ron Burgundy here with a word about the hit television show Brooklyn nine nine. If you haven't seen Brooklyn nine nine than you owe yourself a real treat, and if you're one of the millions of super fans out there already familiar with the show, get ready for more laughs and hijinks with all your favorite characters back for an all new seventh season on NBC. That's right. Jake Boil Hitchcock and Sally Rosa Amy Terry and Captain Holt are back for TV's best. Comedy, cool. Koo Koo Koo Koo as Jake. Would say seriously guys this. This show is the best thing running on TV these days, and that's saying a lot. There are by my calculations, one thousand and forty television shows, and this Brooklyn nine nine is better than all of them. Don't just listen to me. The critics agree this is the best TV show out there. The nine nine has everything a great ensemble cast, and the best writing, funny and sweet at the same time. Don't miss out. Your friends are watching it. Everyone is watching Brooklyn nine nine on NBC foam is a real thing. Folks Anyway. Brooklyn nine is now streaming everywhere. I'm Ron. Burgundy stay in school. All Right Rebecca the Ron Burgundy podcast. We'll.

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:11 min | 1 year ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Not check out late night with Seth Meyers over on the NBC, Network Seth serves up a big batch of funny stuff every night that sure to tickle your funny bone smart comedy for informed people who don't want to miss out on what's happening in our world drew story. I play racquetball with Seth Meyers when I'm in New York, and he cheats, it's. It's not a big deal, but on the racket ball court is a cheater and not a very sly one. I might say any advantage he can get. He tries to take non-regulation balls unsanctioned footwear, obstructive clothing, scoring miscount S- you name it. He's a cheater. Alright they say the cheaters never win, but Seth Meyers is winning big weeknights on NBC should I say that, does it help or hurt a guy to call him a cheat too late? Check out late night with my old friend Seth Meyers and go to YouTube dot com slash late night set for show lights segments like a closer look interviews and more. You'll thank me later. Romburg. Hello and welcome to the Ron Burgundy podcast Carolina. How are you doing? I'm fine. I've just been waiting here for two hours. I. Was Everything okay? Everything was fine. We said twelve o'clock, didn't we? Yeah. I just It's two o'clock. Is it. Oh. My Watch is two hours slow. Fix by policies. And I usually remember when I wear this watch remember Ronnie this one's two hours slow, so keep that in mind I can help. Be Get that fixed, or we can get you. Know now it's kind of A. Little superstitious ballplayer. You know that way where? Hey. It ain't broke. Is Broken. It's just run slow. That's it because I'm afraid they're going to take a look underneath the hood so to speak in. Replace it with the. Chinese parts or something? Regardless we're here. We're queer get yours. Which is a classic classic saying from the Revolutionary War Times? I'd like to open up the old mailbag and pick out some letters from our fans. We have mailbag. Did someone give us I didn't know that we on? Carolina back from the beach right? Yes, we have a mailbag. Of course we have a mailbag. We've always at a mailbag. This is a real podcast you now. I get a lot of letters about all kinds of subjects, furniture repair dog, grooming skin-care bookbinding chemistry. I've been asked how to pick combination locks out to make your own lumber mill out. Make love is a popular question of. And how to be classy just to name a few, I try and respond to every letter I get with at least ten to fifteen pages, but some subjects disturb the.

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"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:11 min | 1 year ago

"ron " Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Not check out late night with Seth Meyers over on the NBC, Network Seth serves up a big batch of funny stuff every night that sure to tickle your funny bone smart comedy for informed people who don't want to miss out on what's happening in our world drew story. I play racquetball with Seth Meyers when I'm in New York, and he cheats, it's. It's not a big deal, but on the racket ball court is a cheater and not a very sly one. I might say any advantage he can get. He tries to take non-regulation balls unsanctioned footwear, obstructive clothing, scoring miscount S- you name it. He's a cheater. Alright they say the cheaters never win, but Seth Meyers is winning big weeknights on NBC should I say that, does it help or hurt a guy to call him a cheat too late? Check out late night with my old friend Seth Meyers and go to YouTube dot com slash late night set for show lights segments like a closer look interviews and more. You'll thank me later. Romburg. Hello and welcome to the Ron Burgundy podcast Carolina. How are you doing? I'm fine. I've just been waiting here for two hours. I. Was Everything okay? Everything was fine. We said twelve o'clock, didn't we? Yeah. I just It's two o'clock. Is it. Oh. My Watch is two hours slow. Fix by policies. And I usually remember when I wear this watch remember Ronnie this one's two hours slow, so keep that in mind I can help. Be Get that fixed, or we can get you. Know now it's kind of A. Little superstitious ballplayer. You know that way where? Hey. It ain't broke. Is Broken. It's just run slow. That's it because I'm afraid they're going to take a look underneath the hood so to speak in. Replace it with the. Chinese parts or something? Regardless we're here. We're queer get yours. Which is a classic classic saying from the Revolutionary War Times? I'd like to open up the old mailbag and pick out some letters from our fans. We have mailbag. Did someone give us I didn't know that we on? Carolina back from the beach right? Yes, we have a mailbag. Of course we have a mailbag. We've always at a mailbag. This is a real podcast you now. I get a lot of letters about all kinds of subjects, furniture repair dog, grooming skin-care bookbinding chemistry. I've been asked how to pick combination locks out to make your own lumber mill out. Make love is a popular question of. And how to be classy just to name a few, I try and respond to every letter I get with at least ten to fifteen pages, but some subjects disturb the.

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"ron " Discussed on Dr Ron Unfiltered Uncensored

Dr Ron Unfiltered Uncensored

01:57 min | 2 years ago

"ron " Discussed on Dr Ron Unfiltered Uncensored

"He got everybody Back Ah Hey welcome everyone. This is Dr Ron host of Dr unfiltered uncensored with season five episode number one medical.

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