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Ep. 1: Big LG "Doc Gallows"

First Match

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Ep. 1: Big LG "Doc Gallows"

"The all right. Let me be very honest with you. That kick off this brand new podcast first match my nipples right now are frigging rock-hard dads how excited. Am to bring you this brand new podcast first match. You're thinking yourself. Hey Dude what's first match? Well you probably should've read the description of the podcast. You're listening to but if you didn't that's all good first match. Let's call it an origin story for your favorite professional wrestlers of today as well as many legends from the past in we go way back man right to the beginning where they find their love of professional wrestling. And then we follow that journey through all the ups and downs man to training school up to that first match and then well beyond that as well because there's is just so many stories to tell and I really think you're gonNA enjoy the back story. It really sheds new light on professional wrestlers that you thought you knew everything about so come along for the ride dudes going to be a great time I match. We will release every single Thursday. So do me a favor forever. You're listening to this. Make you rate and review and subscribe to first match now. Maybe you're sitting there going. Look Jesse Cage. I don't even know who the hell you are. Well quick back story on my career did radio almost twenty five years in West Palm Beach. Florida Miami Florida Tampa Florida Atlanta and I also have a deep love for professional wrestling so much. In fact in the late nineties I moved from West Palm Tampa to train with Dean Malingco at Malingco Wrestling School. I didn't last all that long. Because my knees in my back from previous surgeries ahead from football Well let's just say. They didn't agree with the wrestling lifestyle. But that didn't change my passion and my love for the sport and now I've been able to take all that. My knowledge radio my connections from the world of professional wrestling and quite frankly in selfishly get a chance to live vicariously through some of the biggest wrestling superstars in the world today so without wasting any more time. Let's get down to the very first episode of first match with this as the big. Lg DOC gallows and my first match. Ones fucking exciting. It's the first match I cast. Here's your host Jesse. Today's guests has been called by many names big. Lg Big Ehud. Luke gallows dot gallows festus sex Ferguson. He's been a disciple. He's been in the bullet club as AIDS the OC but to me. He is my buddy who loves bar so God damn much that he would leave. Chris Masters deserted in the middle of a podunk. Georgia high school just to get to the bar faster way. Forgotten it happened. Why did we forget him though? Why well we were motivated by our enlarged livers. I think but honestly dude. I don't even know what to call you now because of the big release. Who Do I call you who you can call? You drew all day. I guess drew all day that nobody owns that. I own the big L. Dot gallows and I will soon own sex Ferguson. As well so it is sex for this podcast. It is sex for everybody. So yeah we're out at in India event in podunk Georgia and we had to get to the bar so bad that quickly gallows turns and looks at me. He's like hey dude let's go. We're jumping the car. We are thirty minutes away he goes. Hey man where's masters at? I'm like I don't know it's your responsibility. I booked him and flew across the country and then forgotten it out and then we just left them there while he was showered and changed. What are you jumped at the car with one of the Ring Guys? I think to get to the bar. So it's perfect. Made it. He made it. We found him arrived. He was a late arrival once he got to the party. That was all good. Well here on first match. We're going to go way back to the beginning man. I want to go back to your kid. When did your love of pro wrestling start man? I was watching Saturday morning cartoons and flipping through the channels. And I saw jake the snake Roberts and he hit a DDT one two three. And he pulls out Damian the big python drops it all over the guy and I went. Oh my God what is that I have to do it. And then from that you know I started seeing all those characters like Hulk Hogan and Randy savage and everything so that was like probably late ninety one something like that early ninety two and I didn't know there was a WCW so like maybe a year and a half later something again flipping through the channels this time on Saturday night. I'm like why is the big boss? Man called the boss. Why does this look different and then? Wcw opened me up to a whole new world fell in love. With and seeing you know Art Anderson and Berry Wyndham and all those types of guys and man. I've just been obsessed ever since and here. We are in two thousand and twenty so so you knew you knew at that. Moment when you saw Damien sprawled out there on some jobber. You knew that you wanted to be a pro wrestler had had what path did you take it? So how old are you at that point? Ninety one to eight years I was eight years old and the first time I saw and I remember that summer got in trouble because I was in literally baseball practice and I had were making us run the bases little league on the basis. Whatever to warm up and I was running the basis with my hands out instead of like pumping my fist. And Larry Sally. The coach will be sited. What the hell are doing with your hands out like that and I told him that I was going to be wrestle when I grow up so I was practicing running down the aisle and slap in the hands of the fat. Just what in the fuck is wrong with you? That is amazing. You throw in a high far to the second baseman. Is your goal by those slap hands with. This is just a warm when I'm supposed to be concentrating on the basis and it was just. That's kind of that theme went on forever with me. I I was playing football. My Dad badly wanted me to get a scholarship because of course he wanted to free college for Sun but I was like you know he was paying for supplements. He got me trainer in the gym. But I was like listen. Jim Duggan and lex. Luger went right from football too big time TV wrestling stars. So my whole motivation was not to make it in football. It was to make an in wrestling into the point. Where like you know. In that time in the nineties and early two thousands the business was really hot. And that's well. The backyard stuff started popping up our backyard wrestling got so popular that my high school chemistry street teaching was like sixty years. Old is a lunatic. And he would let us show our matches from the weekend to the class and then he got thrall with that. He created his own character. The flame Bob James. His name was Mr James. He got a SPANDEX. Red Flame cost you made and he came over and we had you know it was like a bunch of the football players. Don't have the cheerleaders there and all the kids from school. And so we have this big events at my friend's house and The flame Bob James showed up and he actually almost getting in trouble because he got so nuts within that he sprayed one of the kids in the face with a fire extinguish. There's this fifteen year old kid rolling around selling his is because Bob James took it too far awesome we were. We were making you know Corn Syrup and red food coloring than everybody can be bloody because we're all watching you back then and all that stuff so yeah man. It was wait a minute. Wait a minute so you didn't go the hard way. Then you went the Gig yourself that was around the time whenever things started getting exposed like the mankind book came out and it's pro wrestling secrets revealed game so I knew the razor blade tactic so when we switched to. We switched to the Syrup and a food coloring. Because I knew they use a razor blade. But I didn't know how so. I took some of my mom's razor. She shaved her legs with and I hit him under the trampoline and I crawled under there and it just started gaffe myself that will want it hurts and wait a minute wait hang on hang on a second so you took like a lady. Schick and arousal rings. You're right and it just is not working at all out Al Al Al and then I remember another time. We got put on probation from it was called. Pop Cw palace pain championship wrestling. You know backyard and somebody's house. My Buddy cody mackey. I said listen the way. We're shooting this today. I thought it was production genius. Go we're having a hardcore match. I said for the finish I'm going to a brick drop on you gonNA throw a brick at you but I'm a throat right beside you you roll away you sell cover you well. I wasn't good at the art of the brick. Drop yes I through the brick too hard because I was excited. The kids out there the brick bounces up. Knox's two front teeth out and shit show of trouble. I was in for that Kodak. His parents came to pick them up that day. Damn well you got some true color. That way then didn't you real colored. I'm still trying to film it but like I don't want terrible. So what were you going by in the backyard wrestling world? What was your name is some of the names that you kicked around. So I was the booker and the promoter. Of course put myself of course did like any good booker would do. I was killer Khan but not like the. Wwf Guy Changed the spelling. Because I was. I was an escaped convict from jail. That was my gimmick but I had bleached blond hair and face pay and then we had my friend. Cody Maggie was pretty boy floyd. He was an old gangster and then we had g money. Who was my friend Bob? Who then he I- repackaged because I told him it wasn't getting over so law and he was like a big boss. Man. Rip Off right then. We had a German. My friend Jerry side. It was hines neck. He was he was a German. He'll and his girlfriend liked to participate. So we named her von sluts. Nick and she was she was his valet fucking insane. We all had tights gimmicks. A lifestyle bitch up shoe no no look. I remember when like the replica. Titles came out and the one the E C W one went on sale for like one hundred bucks and I saved my money and I bought it and I took the mailbox letters. Like you see promotions do sometimes we had a real pop cw title so once. I had a real replica belt. Not The one that I made out of cardboard like I never lost the puck and title again. I was carried everywhere. What's what was the family's reaction to all this going on again. Your Dad wants you to play football and go that way. You'RE GONNA do in this Alabama. Yeah if you'RE GONNA put much effort into wrestling eating put much effort in school so my grades were good enough. I did get a division to scholarship and graduated at seventeen so I go to Fairmont State College in West Virginia and show up when I go sign up at the gym Big Weightlifting Kid and first thing I did because every time I went to find any pro wrestlers guy that King Kong bundy like wrestling technique book or whatever but I met him find any of them. My My dad's deal was listened graduate college. I'll pay for your company in the country. Great deal can't wait. That long. Time is pressing so the guy the owner of slams Jim goes together is a wrestler. Who Comes in here? But he's actually a pharmaceutical rep. But I was like I don't know what that means. He's clearly making money wrestling so then I asked every day and then one day. This dude walks up to me and he goes. Hey I'm lance a heard you're interested in pro wrestling. Yeah he goes. I'm a pro wrestler and I was like only shit. Did we just become best friends? Because I'm obsessed with becoming a pro wrestler and Lance who? I haven't talked to in years but I kept up with. He was a good dude but he didn't know much about wrestling either like he was wrestling. Mason Dixon wrestling in West Virginia. It was called. But like he had really been formally trained he'd been shown some stuff and he was a big powerlifter guys and put them on the shows. So I went and I met the promoter for Mason Dixon and I helped set the ring up which was going nuts that I was around real ring and he goes well. You know you're a big kid and we need some big guys guys. WanNa use the ring during the week. Find a place to put it up and you can train. I was like Oh cool. Who's going to train US train each other so anyway like we go down there. He's like look we're GONNA we. There's a couple of other kids who are interested. Wish Ricky something is one kid's name Academy of the kid's name now but lance new like he knew how to hit the roads how to lock up. How do basic maneuvers and stuff? It was just like we needed some psychology and everything so the first day of bump and we're hitting the robes locking up training our selves and then like Lancing. Okay guys lockup can keep the gym for week. Because we're paying the fifty Bucks Week. The Gym in the ring and as soon as lance cleared the doors. I grabbed his two kids. And it here fucking stone. Cold stunners sharp super PLEXUS CHOKE SLAMS POWER BOMBS. Just Kill Them. I was going nuts for like another hour so basically we did that for about two weeks and then I go to set the ring up and stone West. Virginia and Jim Hawkins the promoter who was a great dude. Got Me into wrestling goes. They were short guys for the battle. Royal I was like I go. I got black running tights and I've got black high tech boots because like what Russell doesn't have that have. How old are you at this point? I just turned eighteen. So he goes. Well I'll put lance in there with us to land can lead you. I got two assassins masks and go cool great so we became the new millennium assassins wonder too and so my first match was a battle royal at the stone. Volunteer Fire Hone Stone West Virginia. And then the next week we were like the. Annadale or something fire hall that was outside of Clarksburg and we had a tag match and one of the guys was Called the praying Mantis. I remember praying Mantis head. He's about twenty pounds tights and a little shirt with praying mantis on it. So you just wear it out the praying mantis. Because you know. I didn't know no psychology anything. I just had been wrestling. Everybody that would allow me to since I was a kid so like train for size so outside of the backyard stuff in a very short time in Jim you're just kind of thrown into it into it and then I started wrestling every weekend and I had to hide the fact that I didn't know what I was doing and I had to wrestle under a mask when I was because of my scholarship for football wrestled under a mask. A little out of Super D- Tattoo an arm because I thought my name is going to be Human Cadillac Dorian Deville which lands I came up with for the rest of my life never and never made it but I got to put it on my list here though Dorian so I would tape up that that bicep. That had the Super D. on it and I would wear my mask and I'd Russell and I started going and I met some guys in the Carolinas Carolina's on weekends when football out of season and I remember I had this was my second season at Fairmont wants football. I wouldn't Russell during football season but as soon as football season was over him back to it. Numb I. This is in the Middle West Virginia shaved my whole body. I'd bleached a little bit here. I had white. I look like a six foot six. Chris. Candido got all these gear made. My mom got me boots for Christmas. So I was pumped. I went wrestled in North Carolina. That weekend and I came back and I got called into the head coach. Call me like seven. Am I need you my office right now? Well precursor to this so yeah. I've wrestled in north coming into the following weekend. We're back in West Virginia. So we're at some mall like outside outside of Wvu and they got the ring set up in Centre Court hellacious battle royal. And there's a smattering people around the ring. And I look out and there's Rusty Elliot the head coach for Fairmont state. Oh shit brother throw me over the top throws over the top under the back? I don't take off my mask or anything grabbed my clothes. Grab my bag. Run out to my Hyundai accent. My drive back to the dorm. Take my shit off in the car. Run up and like I've gotten away with this Monday morning. The call come in because I go in league guys but I got bleach blond hair Hogan Tan shape. Body all the coaches. Are We know about the wrestling? You what what what wrestling is like we know about the wrestling. And then the O line coach apper dating. You need to figure out. You wouldn't be dusty Rhodes or contributed football team and I got. I WANNA be dusty. Rhodes what kind of vision to football. Or BE DUSTY. Rhodes like competition and they were just a Ura fucking moron. You got the week off from training you have one week. I want your decision next week. I fucking quit going to class. I was at the tanning bed every day. I'm trying to figure out where I'm going to wrestle next. This is going to be great next Monday. Coming on quit. And I'm a real challenge is that is that why you're quitting challenges. Step up go. No because he said I could be dusty. Rhodes play football and I want to be dusty. Rhodes that's what I said. Quit and they were like you say thank you. Thank you for making me make a decision. So at this point I think the most I've been paid for a match. Maybe twenty bucks and it all came crashing down when. I had to call my dad and tell him. I didn't have football scholarship anymore than I was born on. The road is a pro wrestler and he was like what the fuck is wrong with you and says defense once he cooled down. I moved home and I ruled enrolled in the local junior college there. He took me and was like if you're GONNA do this. You really going to do it. And that was like two thousand three so he took me to his office supply guy and like he got me Business Dorian. Deville business cards made with my parents home phone number and my email and I was passing them out and he took me and got me a suit. And he's like you gotta look professional and man and he supported it and then you know when I was twenty one I got my first deal and went to developmental. Whatever but another funny story. I don't know if I've told this one very often publicly. He goes. You gotTa make something happen. Because he didn't have indies worked. Really like I moved to New Jersey. There was a lot going on northeast and I've lived in a freaking garage. Apartment owned by Hells Angel. Who went to prison while I was living there for some crazy shit and it's a whole nother story so I moved home from there and there was a. I grew up in western Maryland. There was a WW show. In Frederick Maryland at the Minor League ballparks and my dad like he's ready to go so I have my tape in my resume computer bag whereby suit and we were waiting like outwear like the fans wait to see the boys commend or whenever. I was nervous shit. Because I'd be I'd seen this I've been going and paying to see this stuff but I've never been this close other than when I was a kid way now back for two but now like I'm like how do I get in there and you know my dad's bigger than I am standing behind me It's just a local security gate opens and he just gives me this giant shove and stumbled past the lady keep fucking going so I was like oh no and I remember like petits like a young Batista was in there and he walked by me and I saw Stevie Richards. You'll probably be cool. Okay Man. What's up hey and I didn't know what to do. I'd never been back there before. Door that said trainer I was like maybe I can hide and hearing calm down a little bit and Rodney. Mack came in. He's like a kid. What are you doing and I was like looking for Art Anderson. Because I've seen arm show but I know he was an agent for what I want to give them a tape. Does anybody know you're back here and I go now? I guess. Good luck so ten then Tim. White still to this day came and he goes. Look Kid. I heard what you doing. I like the balls but you can't back here. That's not how it works he goes. I'll tell you what I'm GonNa do. I'M GONNA get yard Anderson gets you ten seconds with them and I'm going to give tickets as anybody with you. We have on Dad's with me and he was like all right so he white and got to comp tickets and Bromley arm and make sure gets in the hands of the right people and I was like Holy. Shit it worked. It took a couple years actually got a job. But like fucking timmy. White in our Anderson yes then like I got to come tickets and I go out onto the baseball stadium and there were like a couple of indie guys. They're kind of like making fun of me for what I was trying to do. And they were like what are you doing and I told him a story and I was just like fuck you guys. It worked so that was a huge dude. Yeah that was my first time in and then I kept I did a million dollar tough enough deal and then after that I just got somebody somebody on that tough enough. She gave me Janis cellphone number. I used to call him every week and I think he would. Just answer the pop. Because I just didn't know what I was doing. You know. I'm like twenty years old. I'm like Hey I'm six to eighty like you guys need me right now. The next big thing whatever. Okay we'll keep in touch just kept sending my matches a shit and then you know eventually I guess I sent them a decent one or they needed a body and that's how I got in the first time and the rest of the show. How down was that? So you're doing all the training you're doing the stuff you quit football. How much time is then between then going to that arena? Getting to meet aren't and give on your tape to actually getting called to developmental or however that worked out my first so my first match was in two thousand and two. I think I signed the deal in March of two thousand five. I was twenty one. I just turned twenty one in December because they were opening a new developmental territory Georgia deep south wrestling and yes and then I think we move down. It was going to start in. May move down there in April and then that was that was how the journey to the big leagues started a lot of Dumb luck. And you got a huge fucking balls is what it is. That's a again to go back in your Dad's right at any event in take this to heart anybody who wants to go backstage someplace. I shouldn't even say it but make sure you act like you belong there and look walk. Just Walk Walk. Right on by it. Changes are you're going to get by now. You also get stuck someplace and if you get a security guard he's having a bad night and get your ass kicked but at least you got back to see yarn so so. I'll give you one more good little anecdote while you're saying that so rewind highschool and like anytime birthday Christmas anything. I say my money up like we were two hours from Baltimore two hours from Pittsburgh two hours from DC where. I live out in the country. Kind of western Maryland. So we're always going. You know I wanted to go into the house shows and stuff. Wwf FOR WCW would come in and I just started getting balls your balls so I had like the tight jeans in the High Tech Boots and Austin three sixteen shirt will we were coming in and I started sneaking around snuck into the back and I got into one of the hallways about fifteen then. I'm like Holy Shit while the show is ending. Now I've been just hiding out running around and I got into the underground parking where the boys part and I told Jimmy. Tillis was a security guard in my I. W me story years later. We laughed our asses about it. I saw Steve Austin walking with Deborah. And I'll never forget. He had a beer with another beer. Can on top of it and I go. Hey still gold. I started running towards them. We'll like this six four gangly kid running out. Jimmy tell US comes out from behind a production truck just like cuts in half with a Goldberg speared booted by ass out back with the other marks. That was in. I think that was that that was where they parked underneath. I can't remember it was DC or Baltimore but one time in Pittsburgh to time. They're coming out in. The Rock was hot and he came up and I was waiting with all the fans. People were going crazy and had a lincoln towncar but the fans were so much in the traffic. Stop Stop You. Let them into traffic and I was like fuck it. I just ran and dove and I landed on the hood of the TOWNCAR and no shit like I looked at him and he did the People's eyebrow I started trying to back and then all the sudden like I was flying big four hundred pound security. Do grabby by the back of my belt loop and just Bam back bump me onto the ground. I got up at scrambled spread it and got away from him too but I was trying to get back there and get get to see these guys and shit when I was growing up. And that's the real the real fucking school hard knocks right there. Yeah they were taken by on rag. So let's talk about your first owes. Shit I've made it match whether it was wwe or maybe it was developmental when you knew like this is really important. Even before you went out you knew that this match could make or break the next move for you. I don't WanNa see your career because there's always a time to go back but early on like that. I I was in so the developmental thing and we didn't we couldn't have shows yet and then we got to the point where we're getting ready to like have our show. I've been there for a few months and I was agreeing. Sky There in the youngest and I knew that but I was just they maybe go to double practice. So that's what I was still real hard core like five hundred squats doing thousand squats a day. Because I haven't been bumping and wrestling and all that but I knew I could talk so I came up with this gimmick and I had. I had a live tarantula good yet but at least I can outlive character. Them sure this whole deal well. Apparently somebody there liked it so like I was in the grocery store. Howard finkel called me and told me I was going on the road to Wrestle Kane and I couldn't believe that was real and then so I had really had developmental matches really yet and I had to go on the road and do how she'll with came and they looked at me for like I don't know maybe a month how shows and everybody else individuals like. Why the fuck is he getting to go? You know but I had this crazy character wrestled Kane for the first weekend and then I did okay. Because he's the man and he got me through it and then the next weekend. I wrestled the MS. Because they brought him up to try him out to this This was a five and then I wrestled to Jiri and then I ninety brutality couldn't speak English fuck man not only migrating shit. But this fucking guy can't speak English and then once. He realized that I didn't kill him the next night. He's like. Oh Hey do you want to do what we did last night? Like you son of a B. before we continue down that road. I know because I've heard it actually at a bar personally with you. I need the I need. Think I need to hear your Howard Finkel? Maybe a piece of the phone call to give me something because you do think that is just out of control. When he called me. I was just telling us on our podcast tribute to think R.I.P. We love the thank the phone call. I I didn't know if it was one of the boys ribbon or him but as a two or three numbers I'm like. Maybe they figured out how to do it but then the phone call is like you know you'll land at Dulles airport. He'll pick up your rental car through hurts. Your hotel will be direct bill through world wrestling entertainment and you will be on this weekend. Live event series. They'll be rustling cane so then. I'm like Holy Shit. So then he goes he goes through like in confirms that travel details again. He's a good weekend. Andrew and one more thing I go. Yes goes watch out for that choke slam and it was just fun to ask. Choke slammed my God his voice. I mean that Dude. Just a great guy actually one of the highlights of one of the highlights of my career. It was a house. Show here in Tampa jocks. Come out the DJ's come out and do their spiel. Or whatever. And I'm back in the in gorilla and the gorilla position and think comes walking up and I can't do his voice because like you are and I'm like I'm Jessica Ninety Rock Jesse Cage. Ninety eight rock okay. Walks by me. Goes OUT TO THE RING. And then he he he does. The whole thing is yes. I got goosebumps right fucking now because of that. There's a new. You made it if he announced you in any capacity. You have made it when Gordon our doing Jesse and Festus. They brought them out for like a House. Show loop and we're in. The Reagan was like the fucking analysis. That's pretty damn cool man like that's the voice of our childhood so it was. It was what? What's the worst injury that sidelined you not know? I know. There's a difference being being hurt and being injured well knock on wood. I've never had injuries that I've had to like really take time off for a broken. Almost every rib a broken nose. Three times I've broken elbow still curly to torn packs. The left pack was actually right before gone wrestling. So I can't count that the right when I was a minor tear but the only thing that ever like. I was such a carney at the time I've been released from. W W the first time and I had all this money to make and go to all these places I haven't been before but I was in Atlanta and I I just gave Matt Hardy. A simple body slam hit the ropes and did a big brother. Big Splash tore my groin. You've ever seen a torn like a badly torn growing from above my naval to not my ankles but below my knees on both sides was purple and black for weeks like I was. I was Captain Black Cock for awhile captain. Purple Cauca I would actually say Captain Purple Purple Kok because like my shit was purple that that hurt so bad it was. Yeah it hurts sitting here right now thing else that I I did like that like I knew when I did it that I just fucking tournament. Loin wasn't crazy pain then but like live to the bath finished the match like an idiot real quick and then wasn't TV or anything get to the back. Shower started driving home. I live just south of Atlanta and by the time I got home like I just went and got. My son helped me fill the bathtub with ice and satin ice tug. Because I didn't know what else to do was just like this is terrible and then by the time I woke up the next morning it was starting to see a bleeding out shit but that was. Oh yeah no yeah. That's that's enough Dick. Some reason. I did the splash again for like years after that. Then I went what I do this. What would you say is your resume match the number one. You're put out the resume you want somebody to pick you up somewhere. This is the one match. That's GonNa make me a believer of big L G man. I some of my favorites. Probably one of my favorites was a tag match. Carlin. I had in Japan with Macabre in Tana. Ashi that I really love other than that. I think the first lady first marquee match I was proud was I was twenty four. I made have been smackdown against the undertaker for twenty four kid. That was pretty cool for me. It was cool to. I don't know I guess. The resume matches now. But they're the ones that I look back. On course WRESTLEMAINIA thirty three and the return of the hardy boys just being in the ring that pop hit. That was. That was a cool moment. The match fun too but is the moment was really big. One in the I W GP titles the first time in the Tokyo. Dome the mattress fine. I don't remember being spectacular but that was that was cool. There was one other one too. I don't remember but but I'm excited to. I don't know where we're headed but I'd loved me back in some of those big Japanese arenas and to some but when you get that Japanese crowd rocking and rolling people tell you that the Japanese fans are quiet. Which a lot of times they are but if you know how to get them and you really get them rock and like that's one of the coolest feelings in the business and then you go the next day. The core can hallway was only twenty five hundred. Three thousand people in the sound reverberates in there like a cork all match as a total mark. I understand that you have to experience Japan at least once as a wrestling fan to really appreciate what that is. And I've I've told you off the MIC a million times. The next time you go back to Japan I'm fucking Ellen because I need. I need to experience that you've got to see that like anybody. Listen I I would. Whether or not is honestly. Don't know there's a lot going on but go to that. Go to that Tokyo. Dome weekend and go to the Dome. I think they did two nights last year. But make sure you also find a way to get a ticket to that. Cork and all the next night because that that that that show after where they do that TV from Corcoran Hall and everything's fresh again is so freaking hot. That like it'll make ears ring is a lot. That's element experience. I've got my ticket. I'm GonNa look like I belong to walk in right after you. Sam didn't push you through security. Who's your favorite wrestler currently wrestling any company coral? Acsi Carl sexy. Carl know what an underrated performer. The dudas though you know I've been out there with some of the best to ever do it. Aj Styles see him punk as far as you know from being good workers. But those guys were rated. I Karl Man. Go back and watch some of the G. One finals and brags about the health worker. And he's got a hot Asian wife got this so I mean it's worth worth the follow alone on Instagram for for the hot Asian wiping being honest he needs spank material. 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Mini Ep 135 - Travis Pastrana Joins

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Mini Ep 135 - Travis Pastrana Joins

"Yeah Hey, guys! Thanks tune in. We're just GONNA. Do a quick episode this week. We're so lucky. We just had Travis Pastrana on. What's IT, still? Chad Kroeger combination with podcast guys before we began our Mandy once again that we are brought to you by manscaping landscape, thank you so much for keeping our trends puberty for looking after our hogs for making sure that we're looking fresh and clean because. Lockdown maybe. You know almost over and when you step back out into the world, you want the world to know that you took care repeated, so shout demand, scape, use code. Go deep twenty months. Get Dot Com to get twenty percents off. Go deep tweets dot, com and We hear a Hammock padres on Thomas. Without boom collapsed hookers. And that we're here with. The legend. Eighteen time gold medalist motocross rally car, everything Travis Pastrana thank you for coming on. Thanks well, that's the that's the best sponsored open that up with man. That's great You gotTA. Manscaping I'm married. If there's no manscaping, there's there's nothing happening there, so yeah, it's. Getting a first question. Do you manscaping not not the moment. I have to man for sure on Ice Nice. Anyway, I'm probably avoid the rest of those questions, yeah! My wife makes sure that A. Thank you for divulging as much as you did. We appreciate any Intel. You can give us. On your grooming go. Down that route, you know what is not the way I was starting. Well you're kind of I've been following you pretty much whole life in the you've always been in emblem of Stoke. feel like and Our whole thing is sort of like stoke of start off with question of what gets you most stoked. I think passion just waking up with something you really WanNa, do and you know or be a part of or just have good people and at the end of the day like? I realized when I was probably about sixteen I was I had the best year. My life as far as if you look at. Results. But it might have been one of the loneliest times my life like yeah, put my head down worked hard. My Dad was a drill sergeant, the marine, corps, you know you. You kinda grew up that way. If you slip seven am on a Saturday, you are lazy. Kinda deal so starting nitro circus, and we traveled around the world with our best friends. Now my wife and kids and yeah, we're part of a circus. We're GONNA. Come in quite as much, but at the end of the day with your best friends. All the it's even the worst day is still freaking awesome. You know, right. That's awesome I during the great life. Yeah I. Mean at the end of the day. That's like. It's been better than any like accomplishment a race win or anything just to be able to. Just, have awesome people that are passionate about lights that surrounded that are always positive I mean positive can be very negative as well like. Get up! You, know! that. Keep you on your toes. that's great. Yeah, and and so grown up and stuff that you always have sort of like this competitive drive in you sort of. Did you always have sort of a group of friends surrounding you, or or is it something you saw grew into as as he. Got Older starting off. You're Kinda just. Lone Wolf. to achieve Kenniston. Now I mean I guess my dad had five brothers? His oldest brother was quarterback for Denver Broncos My grandfather was golden glove boxer in Navy and They were all Division One sports and that was the runs in the family. I got beat up. All the time couldn't throw, couldn't. Catch good run, so had to kind of show offs in the only way I knew how and that was with a motor or jumping flipping off the highest object so for me, that rivalry was more said had so many cousins, and they were all more bad ass than I was. I'M TO FIT in. And then realizing I was really durable, so that's super important for Action Sports. Are you. Are you injured right now? It seems like I went through your like a list of injuries and it's. It's it's exhaustive. Get No tell me about. I'm I'm pretty good. I mean you know. I gotTA wake up every morning before my kids get up and get the hot tub and your my stretches, my my oldest daughter. She's in cheer now, so I'm trying to like. Her, through her. Her like I can't do anything she does, but like stretching routine has been really helping out for most of my my. That's silly. Is that sounds? We always thought we were like training for like you know wrestling and roughhousing and trampoline and stuff turns out what he's trained trainer for cheer as such crap, but yeah, then interesting. She's a flyer. Started flipping on a trampoline when she like four so I mean I, thought was action sports, but now it's it's changed man you've changed. Did you watch cheer on Netflix? I refuse absolutely not. Was it good? Oh, it's amazing. Why did you reviews I just? Try Not to get spend any more in my life that I. have to edge, I'm. Not as inundated so for me, it was like fun departure. Yeah, it's not a departure. It's my reality I'm. Going to here's, how early do a trick like? How early do you know if it's GonNa? Go well or not like. Can you instantly tell from the takeoff? You can tell before you even take off the lip. You can tell if it's not gonNA work. You know like you get that like the speeds right powers, right everything and there's so many chances that you have to mess up a trick on your way through the progression but it's Kinda step by step if you can take over the mental aspect of. This is going good. This is going bad like you just have to hit your steps at times. You have to hit. You guys obviously Surfin and everything. It's its. Right you're. is more martial arts candidate I used to by the. Well, I had an extra seventy and a CR eighty and. But the power ban on the CR eighty was too powerful for me and I couldn't keep up with it so I retired from it at that point. They'll put you on your, but I mean. You have to get used to crashing actually actually. I had a pretty good crash today. I'm still walking, but it's like. If you're not pushing, you don't really It's not fun anymore. Style. Avoid doing stuff. That's too big or too stupid, but you know that's kind of our nature, so but when you know that the tricks GonNa. Go bad you. What do you do at that point? That's interesting. The guys that succeed in Action Sports Sports in general I mean. It's trying to make the best or worst scenario like think about this. You're in the air. You do a two hundred foot jump. You're going eighty miles an hour. Your five stories up now. I can't drop from five stories to my feet, and I can't run at eighty miles an hour so. Bad off side. You get a gust of wind. You gotTa make assistant by Jump Off. Break both my ankles at best if I stay on. The Bikes GonNa land on me. I might die might be paralyzed. My break my neck so at that point. Just threes well. This is gonNA. Suck all the way around these. Don't make a choice. The difference of how quickly in recovery and how fashion get back on how you can make those last second citizens and find any way to get off in the best way possible so even when you're until you hit the ground, you're making those decisions like Jake Brown, skater You know he went like. I mean I was on my role in for Moto about the drop in for a best trick. And I'm the Rollins 20-foot-tall. His takeoff was ten feet taller, and I was, and he was thirty foot above the takeoff, so I'm looking like straight up and I see him and I can see all this stuff going through his head. He's like okay. I'm going flat going flat and he hit so hard. His shoes blew off. Didn't break a single bone usually after party that night. I. Love. The best idea but. Able to make those decisions to be like all right. How can I make this hurt beliefs? Yeah, let's kind of fun. It's kind of sick, but it's fun to. when he did the Double Backflip, how? How sure. How should were you that? You're going to be able to pull it off and and when you hit the lip? Did you know or is it Kinda Yours in air? Hoping for the best situation. I was about eight or ten in practice. We will foam pit. And I was pretty consistent, but I always missed the first one and again. That's the only one I get on racist so like I'd be like. Two three, four, five six was always good. Perfect but I always I didn't have the the the I didn't know what was going on. But that was Gary, so yeah, I basically decided. That was interesting. Because the double Backflip Day I was trying to make the switch over driving cars. And My hero Colin McRae. Was Driving on my team. Help me out all the way through running first and second with one stage to go just like the super special of the final. My best event is freestyle Mardi sitting third so I had a metal in in best trick. If. I didn't take my last job, so I'm like shoot. This isn't really worth it. They have so much on the line here for everything else read. I'm like well. Could I live with myself? I don't try. After. You make that decision. It's like just dropped in you'd everything went slow like I felt like all whip to let was slow motion. Like! It sounds so stupid, not want to be like all the energy pulled me through or whatever, but not a real spiritual person, but that was a really cool feeling just like. I mean I'm sure you've had your time slows down, but usually that only happens after I'm pretty sure I'm going to die or get hurt really bad. Happened, before even took off. That was such an interesting time and in a freestyle motocross like the it was such like an arms race between you, mets and carry heart, and I remember I was playing such as paying really close attention to it at the time, and like so Carey. Hart tried the first backflip and competition. Right at the exiting. And then he kind of break it when he landed, but he. was like eighty. He did it i. don't care what anyone says. He broke that barrier like if possible, right. It broke a psychic wall, but broke open doors and people's brains where they're like Oh shit. This is possible now and then from there. It just escalated so quickly because then the next year guys are doing like cam cans with backflips. And then it was like and then you, and then inevitably got to you hugging the double bachelor which I think people probably thought was I. Thought was impossible, like I didn't think you could do that, was, was it? Did the technology changes. Was it just people's mentalities change and that's what allowed you guys to get where? It, it's all mental like everyone, said Aw, back full, never happened, and now literally under bikes we've had you know twelve year old girls in the foam pit doing back those my wife the first day she ever wrote a dirt bike, she got a back flip around to the wheels in a phone. It Really Oh, yeah I mean I mean. She's awesome like skater and she's good airworthiness, so she was better here than she was like getting to the job, but. It, but in her head she's seen it and it worked so that was an interesting thing. Now when you get to Jesse Han still the only one that's ever done a triple backflip, but he was a hundred feet Mutare with the with a two hundred fifty pound dirt bike. takeoff was forty foot, tall, almost vertical. He only went like fifteen feet. Distance landed sixty five foot, tall wooden landing. And okay, that's that's not even a trip. That's a stunt that's. Like one in done, you're not if you crash it your that's it. but If possible and the second he did three. Everyone's like. Can you four? And you gotta think yeah with enough height at enough time, but it's not necessarily that stuff changes. It's just that you understand how to flip veteran. You don't kid I didn't think I was going to have to go back on their bike. That never crossed my mind. Right yeah, were you upset at all and guys started doing backflips. You've been dominating so much for you. Dislike man. Why did have to go in this direction? That was that was freaking. Awesome like so Kerry tried will did his first one at gravity games two weeks later, I tried my first backflip, and really it was everything on T. Labban. I don't know if you know the BMX guy. The Real World Road Rules Challenge. He's on that stuff, too. Yeah, did he? Absolutely, he's like dude. You guys are sissies. He's like vital how to ride a dirt bike. I'll be back living every track. With Kerry, so we went to Woodward together like. Like I don't know like it's heavy. He's like I. Don't care what it is. It's physics like lots never good at physics silicon. I'll take your word for it, but. And Kerry did that. And then you know then. It was like it was kind of two years before Medicare came out once he did it. It was like all right game on, and that separated guys like Brian Deegan like. Crap like the Degan Barbara Drake Macelroy Dust Miller like if you look at all the top guys at the time. Half the guys. Started doing flips and continued to be. Dominant in the sport, and the other half just literally retired within the next year. We're like well. That's it I'm not willing to take that step. Interesting. How is the transition from motocross to rally cars? There's a lot to it, but. No, so I mean my. My family was construction, so we were always since I could walk I was pretty much sitting on my uncle's lap driving. Before I've even reach the peddles on his corvette China. Do you drifts around the shop? Just down where they have all the equipment you know, so? We were always driving. Go karts and anything. We could possibly get her hands on so I love driving I got hurt a lot. Every time I was hurt to broken derived dirt bikes I would drive cars and go carts and everything could that didn't have. Have such an impact on your wrists, and shoulders and stuff was also a good off day activity, and got hooked up with all the no fear in spy that actually like four said in some of the top Nascar drivers always out right where I was training for Motocross, so it was a cool off date thing and learn without really knowing learn from the best on a lot of that stuff so. That was cool. Always loved. rally I thought that was the coolest disciplined man you're going. Snow Rain, hundred foot cliffs trees whatever. Is made the driver really making the best of the worst slide and everywhere jump in flying cars, so always wanted to get into rally, and had the opportunity because a lot of my sponsor motocross were sponsors for also they do Alpine stars. Does clothing stuff so? To answer your question, the hardest part for me wasn't necessarily the driving but learning how to listen to a CO driver. So when someone's like three hundred left fiber crest Max through small gain to turn right to Max. Like. What did you just say? so learning, those numbers actually start playing video games, and as silly as that is now. Did you can learn tracks? Nurburgring which is like? Our Isla manner. it whatever Pike's peak. They're all on video games and they're pretty freaking realistic so. Wow Matt. My first car was a Subaru Sti is brothers inheritance and he had a taxi exhaust on it. I don't know anything about engines he he's the engineer guy but I knew how to drive it. It was so much fun, but my dad thought I would kill myself sold. It was away. Probably Smart, you know honestly like the all wheel drive. Though yeah, you can get in more trouble, but you can get yourself out more trouble. Right toto. It's safer than like you know I hope you didn't get you like a smart card or something you know. Yeah. No, I I mean I was like I was seventeen. And A and I think he's just like he got me like a Ford escape. These SUV it can put your surfboard in. Like, I was like okay. But was bumped. A fun. CAR, is! anyways, yeah, I had a foreign lightning knows my first car. It's probably irresponsible car you could. Yeah get a Ford lightning for your hours, just a spoiled dish, but my dad. And I think when my dad saw it because I told him about it and then I think when he saw it like his. I guess for lack of a better word is cocked, took over, and he was just like. Oh yeah bad ass. Drove it out of the dealership it like. Like. It had too much power for the chassis, and it would just fish tale out of every turn. As a horrible design. It's such a great way, yeah! Just terribly a responsible, so it was a drag racing truck. It was an F.. One fifty draggers, yeah. And actually I never. He got it from me before I turned sixty by the time I turned. Sixteen is such a heavy foot. He got rid of it. because. I wasn't gonNA. Make it long in that car, yeah! A smart. Do you drive faster or now? Do you do save all your speed for when you're doing it in official capacities, so yeah I had. Similar to your experience I was when I was eighteen stillwell in supercross I've bought a corvette was doing in. I don't know about four times the limit on our local roads and had had a big crash in a up call. Oh No! Of for me. One of a mechanic of one of my friends was in the car and you know just like he changes life for sure and you know he. has done really amazing and some awesome stuff, but he actually won the paralympics gold medal. and. He didn't tell me about the survey. I wouldn't be here. Without that man in the back. I was like beyond like no, no. To that, but But so at the end of the day. That was my wakeup call. My Dad didn't even talk to me for. A couple of months, and just like dude like we all made these mistakes with like your we did it in a crappy car is like you gotta figure. This stuff that you do for fun. You can make living awesome on. It comes to the high risk, and you keep it on the track you know and there's just. There's too many variables that you can't account for them. Not to bring it real, but if my wife wants to get somewhere fast now, she drives I'm on the road I. I really do the speed limit so now yet. Crappy lessons to learn but but yeah yeah. I'm sorry and you hear humor because you were the top racer at what fifteen top motorcross guy fifteen. I was probably the best ever was at sixteen. Yeah had had a lot of crashes after that. You had you had that? Young like devil may care kind of attitude yet. No injuries to put like the kind of doubt in your brain yet look now Kinda like Matt and said He. Met Hopkins Bmx let a start X. Games. He's like man I wish I. Had you know a body actually work? I could be awesome I'm like well. You don't have a body that works you. You were awesome. But for me like my healthiest year I was sixteen years old two weeks before the start a brought my thumb. Cut! Race I e rounds with a cast on the cast off for weeks in. One Daytona got third in the supercross outdoors. Broke my wrist just small, little bone navicular in the wrist got up still finished fourth at Moto. Cut The cast off again three weeks later. One Southwick as my first race then had a concussion broke my ankle, and my foot. And continued racing won the championship that year and that was the healthiest. I've ever stayed in racing. So. Which is kind of Ironic, so you just have to think a lot of pain. fairly cy was because I was. Not Smart enough to to know when I wasn't fast enough to win, but at the end of the day like I learned a lot having co-driver in the rally car, because I did feel responsible for that person, so said just throwing caution to the wind, and I was actually a lot more successful than cars, probably because having that co driver you didn't. Overstep something that you just knew probably wasn't gonNA work, and yeah. You get some third fists some results that. You would prefer to do better, but that's what you need to do to get championship so as. You know stop. It's different Yeah, it's really interesting. Guys I'm interrupting this podcast late. You know once again that we are by Manscaping Thank you so much for keeping. Our troops pooped for looking after our hogs for making sure that our dogs are looking fresh and clean, because listen fellas today we have a new man skate product alert. 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Yet most of the so you're the guy that got second was like twenty six. You Got I got third and fourth were in the thirties. Dude what are they? Would they be tough on you because you were so young? no, I mean. I don't know it was like there was that respect I was such a Dork man I'll straight. A student graduated high school at Fifteen with a four point. Oh my just like i. just like loved everything about just. Work like I've loved training. I love riding. I hated to fail. And, it was a really interesting kind of time, but I was just such a big fan of the guys. I was racing like they were trying not to let me I. Think but I was like literally generally like dude like a C. in. Your autograph. Started, the first race was like I hate you so much more rights now. A as get. So you did the point break skydive? And I said random question. which movie do you prefer, point, break or fast and furious. What you see. was nothing like fast and furious point, the second version of point break was good been fast fiercer copy of that so if you look back at the original Keanu, reeves. swayze just? Such a Rad cast in they overdid it like Hollywood does but I just thought you know the whole vibe of the thing, they they. They, they have got the culture and then just blew it out of the water, but it was. It was a really interesting perspective and I thought that was just absolutely awesome. Where triplex I mean. Yes, it's a horrible action film. The that I will watch. Passengers. Not Right, right? What's? What's what's your favorite movie? Favorite movie Yeah I was just watching eighteen the other day I was like man. Some really good movie. Bradley Cooper One yeah I mean. Don't rock got horrible reviews, and it's one of those just fad action bills that. Laughed all the I. Guess reminded me of that, but I like grandma's boy. yeah. That was that was pretty funny. When there's I don't know what's your facebook? Question. It is. It's. It's what I've seen. Recently that I really dug I. Guess is is a big coin admit yeah. Yeah I pope fiction. clueless like Ferris Buehler's Day off. Okay you. That was a big jump, yeah! clueless. A. Kind of somewhere between. Guess Right. Yeah, yeah, I was just trying to hit. You know like Tarantino. I like feel good. You know can around comes and. All that stuff, so. Did anyone ever you about making a movie out of your life. Yeah I I'm not there man I just I love. To. Ride H- love to drive cars loved fun Why was you said a team? And I was like? Why does he like eighteen? And then so much of a team, though is planning and executing these elaborate kind of stunk SOMOS and then thinking about nitrous circus. I'm like. Maybe there's some overlap there. 'cause like part of a blows my mind, the most about extra circuits which is. How did they come up with this I? Do they have a writer's room in there? Like all right? We're going to route. We're going to jump a rally car than have a dirt bike strapped to the top. It's a the creativity of it it. It really boggles the mind. When they're flying the tank I just feel like that's kind of what we do in action sports lying tank, but like they were so. He hasn't seen a team they get. The plane shot down, but in the back of the plane. They've gotta take with parachute. So they jump in the tank and other trying to shoot down the drones in the tank and then. There's a there's a lake, so they're fire the take not at anything. Just move it over to get over the lake. And that's like I just feel like. There's so much of that movie that yet, so far beyond anything. That could actually happen, but. If there's a will. There's a way it's like if we're playing. Is a horrible thought. You always think if the plane goes down or something like what would I do? Okay? There's my exits like I. Don't know if you look for excellence. When they say look for exits. I looked at the excess every time they can all right I can jump over. Those three people push personnel. Get to this I'm sorry I. Horrible but. You always got an excellent. I'm afraid of flying so I dig it. Yeah. I always wondered about that I'm like what if I brought a parachute onto every flood, it'd probably be weightless scared. I brought him onto a lot. Oh you have. Like. Kerryon. Kerryon! Just in case. I mean if I'm going on a trip where I have a parachute. I'M GONNA. Bring the Barasheet on as my carry on because there's no point at issue underneath the plane. I can't get to it, yeah? They come in Handy I. Just Watch, Air Force One. Yet. Perfect, any got your documentary coming out on June fourteenth right? It's the furrier race to rebuild. Yet so we add an awesome kind of opportunity. It was I. don't know if you guys have heard of guiding Ronnie Mac but this this guy is. Is a fictional character, basically that just kind of a partier and he calls. Calls me up. He's actually amazing racer like he's one of the best in the world, but he always goes out and just June rights, and then beats like he goes to win state championships and everything. Just, uniting totally as a joke, I and It's kind of funny, but some of the industry doesn't like him a lot, but he's like look. Motocross nations is like the Olympics for motocross and that's going to be held in the US. He's like quarter Rico territory of the US. You have to hold a passport derived or Puerto Rico. He's like Hurricane Maria just came in. Is like everyone is. They need funding. They don't have funding for a team he's. They're going to not have a team this year for the first time in a long time it goes. What if we go out? Would we raise funds for that team and we send that team to the Latin America, Mason? MOTOCROSS nations we go down there. We built a motocross track. we provide some some staffer schools because you know if we can raise enough money to move some houses like he goes, it'll be a really fun project, but the the motorcycle industry. They heard that Rodney. Mack was going to be doing the Motor Corp.'s. That's like going to the Olympics. As a joke and it just didn't go over well, so we got a this Guy Kevin Windham. Who is one of the greatest riders of all time? But he had literally after in two thousand fourteen. He went off the grid. This guy he's got a grizzly Adams Beard He was two hundred and thirty pounds. He put on like forty or fifty pounds since he was racing in two thousand fourteen. And only months before the event and called him up and he's like. I'll do it because the cause is either ridden a motorcycle in three years. He's three years and he you expect me to race against the best in the world, and he out qualified two of the three of the American team. Qualified team quickest. Out So each says thirty nations each with three people, so of ninety of the best races around the world. This bat out of state. Can Win Riding for Florida Rico with the night qualifies fourteen now is like, and then we ended up, we qualified to top twenty nations. Go to the main event and we ended up making it to the main event we raise way more money than we expected for Puerto. Rico went down. Put the Reuss on some houses. Most of my friends are construction so we're military, so it worked out really good that everyone just went down and off time paid her own way down, and it was is pretty cool, and then that project we filmed it, but it kind of got put on the backburner. Until? They're the quarantine and then because we weren't we were. Basically just doing it everyone in the spare time and you know with nitrous circus. There's a lot of lot of open time available and. Other heads down and got the got this documentary, but actually I'm biased, but I think it's one of the most feel-good kind of cool stories got enough Reysen. My kids still our entertained through it, so let's get yeah. Yeah, watch the trailer and Just looks amazing. It has like the. The great work for Puerto Rico. Talk about guys, basically sort of coming out retirement to bazars Retire. Yeah. So Yeah I can't wait to watch it. Though which is, is it sucks? X. Games got canceled this year, but that didn't fit in because they're you know. ESPN came to us like well or you know we got world. We got some some spots cool. We got something to fill it. It's I think it's especially this time right now. Man With everything. That's going on just. positivity is can't be absolutely sure. That's how are you doing on time by the way what's a? Miss Them I. Miss My next conference call, but it's not that important anyway. For Real we we. Started ten minutes ago. That's okay, sorry. 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Wide Open MX Show: Episode 8

Wide Open MX Show

59:34 min | 1 year ago

Wide Open MX Show: Episode 8

"You know talk though with Atlas dive in the episode eight we got some straight rhythm review and some silly season stuff to talk about before we go into talking about straight rhythm disliked too into begin this show I just WanNa I wanNA shout out this this guy named Troy career he's got group on Facebook it's got twenty three point six thousand members on it but we got a special guest here real quick WanNa throw out a little appreciation shout to Corbin distal row I mean introduce the rest of our guests in our special guests by downing a hey how's it going us and also more than before we get super I do when I came to make show bigger get more listeners and all that kind of stuff too in the right direction because we talk about and I'll go back to jacobs comment if it weren't for you we would be on episode probably zero I mean even even people on facebook for just you know athlete how did Ryan Villa Porto go oh tube the show welcome back wide open mic show here we got a few things to talk straight up I think Jacob as much as I do that yeah man if it weren't for you we definitely wouldn't be as far as Bam our with the show so just a quick shout out to you about as we just had a good race last weekend this is Jacob I I missed last weekend apologize was actually flying home to see some family each the whole time supercross Champ I mean Damon Start with this one it hurts it hurts to talk super bad ass by the way which I got my hands on one of those cans Avila light out at Chug I think to the moon but do you could see straight up in the quality the I mean this guy I tell you what we're on episode eight right now and if it wasn't for Corman we might be on episode three so this race you had against Mashburn which I didn't realize when they were lined up they were eighth and ninth qualifier so is going to be a close one anyways but I mean do off the gate you could see that Ktm Mashburn had called motocross and supercross fight club facebook page it's a big group on facebook just a bunch of bench racing shit talking on that kind of stuff so just getting some certain sponsors organizing all of our T. shirt stuffs in shutouts everybody and getting all our guests lined up and just all the notes on each episode about but for the effort he and Mitch put in you know him driving out there the cool oh to McGrath throwback with the villa light thing which is was way faster than Velos you know Yamaha and it had no fully tuned by manage with all his pro circuit hope so but to see him eliminated early like I was for sure they appreciate it definitely I just love doing this shit now I want the show to be some day possibly and just hem phone with it that the effort that this guy puts in in keeps us all online real quick so handed over to you for thanks we appreciate it and I'm sure he's still had fun in the pits and hanging out and stuff but when Sal Masekela interviewed him afterwards like in the middle of the show he definitely was pretty surprised that you know he was eliminated the bottom line is a lot of these guys are here for fun to hang out with the fans you know it's it's a chill atmosphere you know no sim I R- big rigs allowed in the pits Day but that was I was pretty bummed yeah I mean this is this is a risk for fun essentially there is a lot of money on the line you know but but yeah my take on I was I was pretty bomb because I was hoping to see him be in contention for a podium but man those kids it seems like going forward we could talk about that to touch on it fourth year wide open and yeah I mean that's that's what those kids are there for now but I was pretty I was pretty bummed I don't know what Corbin your take is on the loose that going for those kids man they're they're just they're race they're not there to hang out with fan drink beer and shot they're cool kits they're there to get us started throwdown scope stuff hit whoops the ninety s Mcgrath era where you kinda bmx the shit out of everything and it takes five percent of the speed off of it to kind of watch how Mashburn was riding you wash figgins heart Rastas riding for God's sake and then you even watch a lot of a lot of the fast to fifty well I mean naturally GonNa kick it off with villa puddle of thing because that's what everybody else spent talking about rum but honestly like as much as they're not afraid to jump any rhythm or you know skim whoops fourth wide open like you said so it off kids a family to go downside the next thing perfect and Scrub in between and I don't think RV had that like I guess that's the point that I'm getting at is RV didn't have that right exactly exactly so yeah I mean it does sake got him in the first round because I think a lot of people would love the running high fronted low bounce rattle but now the kids that I've seen coming up I mean the riding style a lot of kids that are amateurs going pro coming up have that has really been formulated over the last five to ten I was surprised as soon as it happened the more I sit around think about it even as you guys are talking about it the less surprised I am overall I mean you gotta think Oh it's just kind of a cool event in that aspect back to the Villepinte thing I mean guys fulltime race or any more of these kids are lightning fast nowadays in the years of the scrub the hell out of everything is kinda playing into their favor when it comes to something like straight rhythm because I mean you have you had over everything in downside everything perfect and then you had the stew era of I don't give a shit what's about to happen scrub into everything I think it was two thousand eleven nations on a two fifty was that now that was open seven Bucks Creek I was there on like I will still maintain senate TV like probably jaw dropped like like I'm getting ready to shut this off in choke some choke some beer and be done with it so that's my take on I was pretty bound by I know how much work you put in Oh seven Buds Creek is the greatest motorcycle race I will ever witness in person because like I was on the hillside that they jumped down to all come into view super-cross I mean Cooper Faulkner Saxton those guys they kind of have a combination it's they can slam into stuff but then still and just to have every hillside in that facility go from dead quiet holding their breath to slipping absolute shit seventeen Khormaskar and score points at nationals's here like the kids no slouch it's not like he'd be rider that goes out and just shows up straight rhythms only probably he didn't have much time on the bike just got back from niece surgery wasn't it so you don't have much time on the bike so that's another guy mm-hmm stink dogs you know he won two years ago wasn't it honestly I didn't even know stink dog was there when he didn't they show him right in you know for people to be you know people can't be upset about you know things like this I mean these kids the style is the style of writing is lopped win championships in the set and the other Villapando always had a special place in my heart just because of what he did did nations is changing obviously even from win the retired of these guys just you know they're they laid over any chance they can get you know they're going to throat of course lights in the pits with all his buddies in the fans so far what do you think about I mean not necessarily the Filipo but you know a straight with them as a whole this past weekend and throws down the ride of his life if like I think he's got all the stuff for the Vikings is on was good I would be willing to bet the Brennan hartrampf Dude this guy looks legit I know this was stronger them I know they're all in two strokes but even just how we looked on the on the bike uh-huh but along with the upset rides that we just discussed we we also had quite a bit of surprise rides I thought to start off on this we'll talk about but just to kind of wrap up the Villapando thing I mean all four of our generations watching stars you know you know make it maybe the quarterfinals at least but a bottom line it's it's for fun and you know it's it's for the fans and I'm sure he did have a good time for me completely different than what he looks last year supercross I know you guys agree with that but Myron if you want to start with that go for all do I agree one hundred percent I mean he prize but yeah I was Kinda bummed seem getting knocked out that earlier but I mean there was some other upsets to Cuba in looks so hot but like like Philip we can I was pretty impressed I'm in I would say we talked for the show that heart Raff was probably my for sure surprised that we couldn't believe how good he looked but pierce brown I mean third year on star that he finally started winning but I don't know man I mean those Ktm's can get starts to one thing I'm pretty sure heart raft is a good start legs quickly if he wants to fulfill that stat that I just put him on the money for for sure and I I could definitely for sure see some podiums out of him he looked like he was riding a BMX bike and saying that with a k. t. m. being as light as it is compared to what the Yamahas like nobody's business I think he's GonNa find a whole new level of comfort on I'm calling to to fifty supercross wins on heart Raff next signed the instant that RV pop down over that hill was really like one of the coolest things I've ever experienced I'm pretty jealous that you got to witness He wrote that like more than Rv road his two stroke in the last year after year and I think that even more control is writing styles very good very fluid on the bike very efficient yeah I'm curious if his off season as well if you know Tyler Keith team over there will decide to maybe lead his rookie season maybe get a few supercross him before he decides to go full out doors for Glen Helen ways right in your face no matter where on the track and you know straight from like you said straight rhythm kind of highlights that kind of writing style so yeah I'm not really laws I mean we know the issues that have been had with the KTM's over the last I think if you get somebody like heart traffic I mean actually no wait no sorry I'm not calling for any to fifty wins because Saxon GonNa Sleep it boy like maybe I don't even know glue followed spoke was a great blue pout wow big big dreams for her I liked it I liked saying he ended up Correct his first national the only nationally did was Florida correct yeah and I'm in on the back of my mind but yeah I mean depending on what he'll do decides to do with him I would say maybe this off season testing his supercross goes not you know contingent on Brownie eliminated Cooper web in the second round I believe Pierce Brown look good it all day made it to the quarterfinals and Yeah Daymond what are you gonNa Pierce Brown from this yeah I was thoroughly impressed I thought he did very well and I'm looking forward to his twenty twenty season yeah I'm right there with you and you know like we've talked in the past he he sure Yup I think he can do something although he is doing west so doing west coast he's GonNa have to find his so then when he does get thrown into the mix you know full time he's ready to go he's healthy and yeah we'll have some experience to be able to rhythm but how he did but I was pretty surprised I couldn't believe I mean knowing that you know Philo was ultimately defeated and he was out but I mean with Pearson I'm not sure he who he was against out and he likes the trash off the side I don't know if you'd like did a collarbone or something but yeah he ended up getting through qualified Dan Kinda like what Colton Nichols did once he got on the star was it colts first year on star that he did that it might have taken him a while he definitely shows a lot of speed for sure and yeah I think the main thing for him just like any other rookies in staying off the ground getting his feet wet you know getting some experience let's be real the Yamaha's not a very flippable bike and you get him on that Ktar on that it's still got good power still handles well you conflict the thing around there may or may not be a significant amount of bias involved in that statement on Be Out with heart ramped we also got a I mean but I mean the more I think about it I'm going to hold to it I'm a man of my word I'm going to hold but I think the West Coast next and if this is the type of performance that will be like you know I know it straight within there's no there's no corners but just confident knowing what he's doing believing in his ability if this is the kid that lines but yeah I mean I will say wrapping up heart drafts whole thing you know I know it is a straight line there's no corners you can't really tell but for just now what the teams thinking over there as of right now but I would assume if he looks as good as what we saw even better with their pre-testing at the Casey Amtrak or milestone the off season replace them with scrubs which the kids are really damn yet I mean you you would think last year watching mcelrath like Oh my God he's GonNa win every race he's going to isn't that maybe they would think about getting him on maybe a few west coast drowns because no that team is primarily west coast but yeah I was ultimately on his weekend I was very last year of amateurs heart was beating Justin Cooper Yep you're right so I mean obviously he had some injuries in there he's also GonNa be stacked you know there's there's turn there's turns and supercross that's the thing that's the thing that's really impressed I thought you know very on the bike air control nothing super sketchy not like just pinning it elbows drop scrubbing you know panic reverend the thing like some gun but her cooper got the star ride but on factory equipment I mean are s had those shining moments last year in supercross I mean he'd showed is like a chase he's like a you know an Anderson Potomac he's got that mentality of hard worker so if he's Soja shows up with this work ethic and bleeding in himself I could corker Mashburn which one's the highlight you out of those guests well hard to say but I if I had to go with one we see him for sure podium being top-five contender and yet potentially sneaking in that for winter two on the west coast yeah I mean hey let's not forget that thieving about straight rhythm is that you take turns that are really the the selling point of your established supercross writers and now I I bet you will on star I'm sorr- he'll have they'll have everything on his disposal that's on him to you know caveat throw it away so awful on the Rock River but I think it was yeah gotta w he woulda Gone Star because I think this is like a set his second going I can win this and look look what happened he damn near Duguid IAGO I think if he walks into a one going yeah I'm GonNa Win Tonight Twenty Yeah the West Coast will be stacked but if he lines up like this knowing that split the working because we all know that I've heard stories in for how in shape this kid is he's a very hard worker he's he it the original on that I call them four I originally said to fifty `sekt wins next year that at least I feel yeah that's a great point for sure especially in the one twenty five class I mean some of these guys on the KTM's were running one imacs Bolan and Joey Crown when in the one twenty five class out of that list weaver between Joey crown full and Michael Lebed Josh Hansen and ATM you had at least a little bit of an advantage because KTM's the only one that's like really put research and development into their new two stroke Oh make better decisions in all that kind of thing but yeah big things coming out appears brown I think I think he's GonNa be a ripper for sure and the act could see the eighteen thinks he's GonNa be closer than even he thinks I don't think you're too far often yeah with Har- Ramp Pierce Brown and there's around this year for sure with their complete new roster basically and before salon was what was Har traff stand a stat down on this quite a bit of surprises left on the list here that you know we have wrote down we had Parker Mashburn that did pretty good Josh Hansen looked really good on the bike Michael Lee Web I was pretty surprised I know website like he was kind of chilling well Cooper's never really been a big scrub guys ever since he really he was kind of a scrubby kind of keep log on to fifty the kid or guy that we saw this whole seem like he was very at this is how he'll be as far as like maybe mentality wise relax that he has a ride setup he's got good equipment that say the biggest surprise to me would be Mashburn I just thought you put in a lot of good motos and I don't know aura signs that he's got stuff it's an I think listening to him on the pulse show the other night that he basically walked industry earn on Saturday Mona's there I'm pretty sure for how to spin the second one he was like he came from White Twentieth to like twelve maybe fell and came back to fourteen hundred ten to twelve range sounds kind of keeping think about the advantages that these guys have on the KTM's versus some of these older two stroke bikes. While I will say come from the you know like you said the finish uh-huh head off the line and I mean I feel like Kenney is the exception he was writing red two stroke motorcycle on that thing not a Honda no doubt gaughman timing I don't know I it's hard to say with how much ado manage it is but I feel like I was the whole event like if you were running even the little bit of help handing out from Pro Circuit Kenny's bike even leaves one twenty five gallows case clearly had an advantage whether it was the one fifties off the line are those fifty I mean those guys are put in the work and let's face it Yamaha for talking them in particular have fallen behind other trying to still sell the to show can be one of the I just kind of want to talk just a little bit in general before we get off topic is some of these guys you know there was a loud KTM's and but yeah those KTM's were fast I mean I will say if I ever enable I'm Talkin Bout washed up you know local a writer I guess you could call myself but GM's have over you know Ray running the Suzuki in Brockton running the Honda and Phil opponent running the old coming around the last ten years or so with their development on their bikes trying to be the best you know all around whether it's from the fifty or this new electric fifty that they have through in other factor addition Ford Oh asking Joe Smith what he thought that those Ktm's for sure had an advantage no doubt Yeah that's kind of my now sits on it that you know Yamaha with proceed really still you know makes a quote unquote new by but how much more an advantage at these guys running these new cases the Japanese many or the only Japanese manufacturers putting a two-stroke out but let's face it there are India's behind and I mean you know the factory guys at the exception every couple of years with updates and all that kind of stuff so let's ask the The old Y Z two-stroke expert himself Damon what you know whole shot everything and you know we saw his season turned out so instead he's going to do that on star this is one of four fifty a very light kind of soak jumps kind of that end sauce kind of surprised at how he would maybe do at this event but pierce was pretty surprising he kept bike very a weekend potentially but yeah I mean I already mentioned earlier with Villa Poe thing and you could clearly see the advantage let's case having parts and special little things that they have trinkets on their bikes to make them special but straight up. KTM's you could even say this weekend from fix you know barring very minor changes but yeah I mean that's why this racist for fun though 'cause these guys are not for yeah if I were to do again to stroke-wise identify Casey I'm those things off the line without doing any work to just ridiculous that have so much horsepower put out whether it's top and bottom end you see those for sure don't seem very often anymore but yeah moving on we got some highlights from the weekend dude let's talk about Asia Spang or above all the other ones no I think you're you're right with that I mean let's be real the hall Wisey to these been basically the same since thirty feet up or more than twenty thirty feet out and how hard came into the handlebars and then just like hop back and he almost be crowned like Dr Shawn Who's better or whatnot it's to show up with co graphics right it's cool designs and all that stuff so but right yeah and there's definitely a lot highlights it makes sense to me but yet for sure like you said definitely an advantage being on a KTM 'cause they definitely they still do produce a new two stroke a main a complete new model event you know in seeing two strokes now now that's two strokes only is definitely something cool in some different to see and obviously to factory addition to fifties or quote three fifty's Villa Pota- wants to calm concert quote cheating but I'm in straight up those things are the create Katya having nightmares just thinking about it I mean I don't know what I can really say that hasn't been said about that I mean that was fully out of control in like really really bad could for sure definitely put on a show and look like Strana doing it I would say I strokes are my thing I still read it to stroke every single time I arrived nearby so yeah definitely we'll see that the red dragon baby bi definitely everything like that they come with all the tricks and goodies on Yamaha's yeah I'm a diehard Yamaha guy no no doubt but yeah I mean you could clearly see with villa photos per circuit bike no definitely say I definitely say did a good job emulating you know what Pastrana was back in the day I would say you shouldn't throw superman in between the rhythm section and I know Travis would have tried that day but I mean dude I could not believe like how most over the cot and then when they showed the replay dude I didn't pregnant fiancee was dozing off the couch and next thing screams swill in like a little girl thinking jake cans I can't really see it on tv but I saw it from a couple of different angles and yeah he he about had a really bad night and I mean that could get in Honda with Kenny definitely help as much as with all the trick us on their bikes but I would have to say cates pride and have to do too much to those bikes to be able to get them to taking a trip to the hospital so now he he definitely has six setup and that was that was one of the highlights the weekend for sure it probably definitely gotta get another story time session in here soon but or get those fifties so I don't really see that makes sense to one twenty five class either I I was talking with my dad the other day about it it's just it doesn't I do yeah so he wasn't even that by far behind by the end of it I was I was pretty impressed by that too I mean I was sitting in my living room my yeah from the Oh six hundred fifty to two thousand that's still in the garage by the way that I was not today not to Brag maybe looking forward to playing off the old leukemia us how far he launched after he got back on like when he you know got back on the bike and hit that single dude I didn't realize he launched like probably twenty zero save and how I would approved my pants if that would have happened to me poll Byron is even held up on that type of travel that was an eighty three photos newer than that one nine hundred ninety one I couldn't believe alley not quite the the new experience we had storytime with Jacob Weaver for pry fifteen the second race of the third one and you could just see he sitting in idle and his fender is vibrating so violently anyway moving on another highlight to the weekend I think this was one of the biggest you know one of the coolest things we've seen in a long time was the the five hundred definitely a cool thing to see for Strana back flipping the wall every single pass was cool and still winning as between Tyler bowers and Pastrana dude those things are not meant to be especially bowers bike things bet chassis I'm sor- gotTa go up and down like consistently but yeah he's sitting there like not giving any gas that things in neutral and I couldn't imagine the vibration coming off the thing for how gnarly writing one of those go be town hilltop nuke quad right yeah L. straight rhythm are half the stuff he's charged up there but man I will say the one moment I distinctively remember from the whole weekend was he was sitting on the line at whether it was the second could be I I couldn't do it there's no way I'd I'd be like shivering for like two or three days after being done riding that thing from vibration those things leave like he was saying I mean I didn't really like take too much what he was saying but once he started like Oh yeah like the chassis blow on all kinds of thinking like pretty sure ninety one they didn't really think they'd be doing it hey so that thing praying to God that nothing was on the other side of that which he almost hit a hundred yard dash we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA have to get the back story to this off the air by the issue were you able to hear I don't know if you're able to that up as I like I mean do this thing was shaken like almost you know six seven eight inches up and down like of of you know emily way to vibrate for me to a different batch story woah breeding another story of Jesus right bad shut off the key for that twenty minutes about race on the club never laughed that hard in my life that saying something pretty much every Jay we've story in that might be so that was a Jacob Weaver moments I've ever seen one that was a cloud that was all he saved that he saved the Jacob Weaver moment because he saved I won't him just giving her the barriers about hitting that banner four leaked on that five hundred and almost killing the flagger they'll still way dude I'm telling you if he would've just like you know did it like a normal human being he probably could be I mean dude people think it's more fun now and I like like you said just chilling in the pits hanging out I think what's really cool is for the actually riders you know it's finally event that doesn't matter you know like there's no contracts on the line or there's no you gotta get this resolved sure good for the sport in the l like you said every time I watch this this race there's more fans in the stands I feel like more riders refreshing as a fan to see these guys have fond together in the piss doing all the things that they do and yeah I think this event is is for uh-huh and yeah just really bringing really growed every grown every year I mean like I feel like Williams really the only time we could see these guys just hanging out you know chill accident Pinson I think you know this is a great event for these guys in the two little together having a six setup and all the day to Spain nineties videos and you know the box the box only in the pits type deal and thing was definitely up but I thought it was cool like you said you know it seemed like it was very box Van van type event very nineties and it seemed like what got me was a lot of the all these guys do a very job you know getting the retro setups in making a total you know big deal out of this event you know getting all their ships doc when remember when the first straight rhythm is maybe fourteen or fifteen in there but I just I just think a lot of don't take any lighter than normal supercross race you know that's a million bucks on the right right so that there's more viewers and there has been way more way more top riders that participated in this since it first came out of strict schedule and there's all the pressure's off in the maybe monster competent off-season race it doesn't really matter but there is a lot of those guys racist in the definitely cool event one of my favorites for sure Dame you got anything on that yeah just a comment I mean I will say I thought it was cool that it seemed like it is the biggest crowd they're hand on on the stands it looks like it was a little light but a lot of people were out on the actual concrete like not too far down the track and I would say the viewer to get some sort of incentive out of it I mean that's it's gotta be cool for them to go out bike would I don't have any time in there definitely needs to be some more of these fun type of racist 'cause I think something like this could grow the sport Agean if you know I was a factory writer but you know that that never happens right and they're not on some you know assist even as a race that would be cool to be at you know even just hanging out 'cause everyone's chilling with each other drinking beer just last interviews before the racist has started like web seem super chill Kenny seem super-relaxed. Now this is what it's supposed to be it makes it very relatable snow but Ami count technically now definitely something cool to see I mean this this event is the whole it's just that you know guys like us like man you know we just we go to the race on the weekends in our vans hanging out with all our buddies have in our practice motives drinking a few beers afterwards you know it's just supposed to be fun all these guys get into the sport you know we all love it so much on just riding your dirt bike hits as we all know I mean I know Jay like Jacob hasn't you know you haven't been in it too much as you move down to fly in Corbin with family stuff going on in Byron working in me as well since we were kids how much we're into it but there is no feeling in the world like riding a bike there's nothing that can replace that and I thought it was cool that all these guys are super relaxed that brings it back to maybe when they were kids or release tomorrow right up I will say one of the biggest reasons I ever got into racing was McGrath he is by far my favorite guy got me into racing steel roots just watching him you know dominating the ninth just the the lifestyle he had with just writing for fun how different he was just the dominant lifestyle that he had and from awhile factor perspective like don't get me wrong I absolutely loved the event this year I thought honestly one of my favorite parts of thing that anybody who is involved seemed to be enjoying but I the only thing that worries me about it is man it's the fan base and comments on the nineties thing I thought that was super cool the videos with David Spain and no him having 'em Meagan McGrath common I mean located what I mean so you get supply and demand if you have five of these a year and even you do this this same everything but I think where do you go from here I mean you've taken the getting you've taken it from the simple perspective of getting the top riders to go straight to okay now there's going to be a two stroke class is going to be a novelty now we're GONNA make it. The event was as it was mentioned earlier the videos with the Spain some of the captions that they were putting under the riders names during the interview Dave candidate change the style of the race multiple times now started they had the two fifty four fifty a similar concept of ninety throwbacks for I don't know if you do the same thing for five years as it gets stale air point you and like I said it already at related to me more because all these guys are throwing it back to win you know they were kids hanging out with their families and vans and all that stuff so now that was right that eight rhythm is going to make to keep it relevant I mean obviously it's a great event it's the ramp for me but I thought you know that's why I love this event so much because it's getting popular a lot more guys want to be involved in it just throws it back to why we all got involved in the in the first place which is super cool yeah for sure it's gotta be it's gotTa be refreshing for guys like Volpato who seemed the miserable at the end of their career you know what I mean so v. so what can they really change good question I'm actually surprised to see this race grope in the first place rump last and stuff I mean as far as like the rhythms when you're watching on TV rhythms for them I mean we're we're talking as the rose only now we're gonNA make it this big throwback motocross event so any what's the next big break through that also like you gotta think of it as like this year in particular with like the throwback it lit up on social media I mean higher now pay grade but I at the say so far they've done all right in making appealing to watch from when the you know everything about this event this year just the nineties throwback with all the guys paying tribute to McGrath for just the nineties event and just the civility of it to bring it back to guys in the box in its core this event always needs to be what it is right now in in Harare Red Bulls Red Bull you know they come up with the craziest Shit just going out having fun drinking beer hanging out with their buddies reacting you know having a good time with the fans like how silly was out their revenue thing in the moon with all the fans around Oh great at what point are you gonna hit the peak and it's going to start to lose some luster what Byron coming up with here because blew the roof the roof off you know so what could I do to make it appealing as a viewer to keep coming back and watching this that's that's a question that's going to become the same thing every year but it is bold they they they're very innovative they come up with all this this cool shit all the time and Any which has what one point three million dollars in office STRANA SEAN has like three and a half million followers as far as like a media standpoint this it was about I thought like on Cormon we've talked weeks before this I look forward to this event more than the monster because there's just a fun thing tator point of view population point of view is what what I'm getting out of this so for a rider you know you could change your rhythm that's totally different but when you're watching on TV they're gone double triple quad okay go over a huge chomping whatever it is that's too much different to sit here and watch it on TV title this was Social Media Internet event I mean it's unreal like I bet you win you know racer x posting Kenny's by far I think why has the popularity that it does is the timing of the race because when you are yeah I got I mean I could see this event you know growing for the next two three years and then yeah I mean if at that point if it peters out computers out event in the what they're gonNA do next year who knows I hope they come up with something different I I'm with you Byron I I hope it's not you know Komodos to watch like it's like I had to be a normal person on Saturday like normally dedicate you know half the afternoon watch moto I started because it's grown a lot already but I also see the side in what could they do natural Russi maybe the maybe they'll be hiding fifties it always seems to work out in I'm with you guys I thought it was a totally petered out two years ago but obviously that's not the case people love this event I love the absurd Byron nuts interrupting out go ahead I am GONNA come in here with a hot take all is that sustainable though so you saying that it's event that you'd like to see like for us and all the other people may be listening or even farther than that this race gives you some a year to me every time when you Damon Yeah I mean I I will say that you know it I agree with you guys on the whole event like something to tie in in watch you know what I mean 'cause it's a great from going from January till it was a good six or eight years of of rebel strata them you know it's it's been a great event so far and I know why you guys like said self different keeping afresh so I hope they can red bull's definitely a very innovative company that they could keep it super interesting and that fact but this guy is bought some of the funniest shit ever but I guess maybe this is me just being skeptical over the success of this event no matter what they you know they can add some other sort of you know off the wall class whatever what is it about mid August from about every weekend may be a weekend off but I tell you what I mean that that seems like the longest time on my line breath because there's nothing to watch on Saturday gives you it sounds silly but it gives you something to look forward to in want adult and mow the lawn or yeah I got exactly you're right you know the adversity that's what we look forward to his watch in a race like now next thing we're going to be thinking about Sponsor Cup after Monster Cup when we got to watch those stupid as off season races it's built from there but definitely you know how much fun we've all agreed that the event is but I definitely do see the side that Byron brought up that you know how are they gonNA keep this up as far as keeping around your I mean part part of the appeal to a new fan also like not to absolutely should all over your point I guess we'll see the only thing about what you said about trying to bring in like new fans outside of modal I almost don't really buy that just because straight you're them seems to be such a core moto event that's where I think it's it's held right in southern California it's a very niche thing at the two show thing was something that the fans even commented that the fans didn't walk away more fans came up to the side of the track of the stands for the to shoot thing than than the rest of the event so you know bringing the different market with two stroke is are two strokes are just different ninety teams and stuff so hopefully they can keep it up steve they bring on for next year but you know spectator point of view it gives you something to look forward to watch especially what you know this offseason that feels like he Melissa die hard awesome hard core fans something different than just oh a monster Koper us open or an Anaheim one town it's hey we're gonna have you know maybe stuff in change makes it like more appealing to watch but I tell you what if these guys are just running down the thing it's like all which can Hoxha diverse coop yeah I mean I love the event brings that little bit of break in the off season where you're like oh my God like after Crawford's Villian what the hell am I gonNa do it my life till Anaheim won the honest when it first came out I thought it Kinda petered out by now but with you there but I saw it stale Lacrosse supercross as we all are to where like you dread the offseason because what the hell do WanNa Saturday in all okay all our number and heck but we still watching because there's nothing else to watch like I think like I don't know why they normally don't ride those bikes are they don't know who these guys are trying to dress up like but the concept is still the same simple enough racing concept that you can bring in somebody who maybe not maybe as an as familiar with racing that okay yeah the yeah they ride bikes that they normally don't ride but if you're a casual fan how do you know what they normally ride true Strana nitro circus guy or Hayes riding this bike that they normally don't ride or hey like fans like us call guys driving two strokes I'm in so on that fact is while they're trying to I I will say maybe alter my point a little bit maybe it's it's is it is to give people like us that are so involved gassing opera or the news or something like this race race in you know you know when they start the first one two finish is the winner and you know Kinda offer super-quick is that they're trying to get all his fans like bar go I've watched the hell out of that but they're trying to get all the people that normally don't watch when they see you know Oh my God traffic it's cool I would have definitely thought when they still had the four fifty two fifty class died out offer anything district but they did see that year with Filipo Stank dog and everything and Rodney Mack Red Bull TV APP on an apple TV slipping through at one night and go oh what's this red bull state were the thing I mean if anybody is over the course of a night I mean that in itself is entertainment and racing is entertainment before anything else to me racin like the operation works but another point to in this I'll let carbon ticket from here but after like I've I've liked L. Hundred Dang thing about it but heck I'll watch it you know that's like a pretty cool I'll watch this yeah I think not during that is probably like a mountain bike guy who just happens to know about racing like all right I'll watch that Sultan right true awesome I'm GonNa keep going But part of what a casual fan would be would be somebody flipping through TV channels there aren't very many people who have the a couple of years ago so they obviously have the capabilities to do it but the other trying to grow the live viewership they're trying yeah I think so too and I don't think this is something that they're counting on making them shitload of money I don't think it's event to get more engagement on social media but I think as far as TV slash live visuals extreme sports that that something like okay you know like I'll watch X. Games or big air skateboards or the bikes would beuing of it I think they're happy with what they get on the Stream I mean it's core fans and nobody else but I think that's doing it for them if I'm channels there's not non doesn't Stock Car Formula One or something like I'd rather watch that and some soapy it has anything to do with Moto she we're going to watch it especially Ernest Wilson break I will comment I already so what they're trying to oh you're with racing or something that they find that this might entertain whether it be the mountain bikers or skiers or whatever that this has entertained he's older guys that haven't rode bikes for a long time are retired Hey F it let's put him onto strokes see what to do and honestly I think to that point it's such as and all that kind of stuff out so with that before we wrap up straight talk who had the best setup this weekend barn I'll start with you my todd of its two guys that you can watch very close to each other for a very intense forty-five second race and repeat that fifty sixty times for web see how fast they could run we'd watch it you know wasn't Eisenach of that what if it's an event on TV think it's sensible marketing event right I think it's something that says hey were still red bull hey this is another cool that we do that type thing we don't know if that's what red bull is going for with it I think red bull has the means that they can stream things live on T. I mean hell they got Loretta 's live on you want the amp it up change it you know make it the same you damn right all of us fans are going to watch it because the onto my gym or go into Buffalo Wild Wings or something you know this is just an event that they've put on the TV so as we're talking about viewers that are Ango the best looking set up to me was web I think it was very clean setup it was done well but I think the most authentic the gear the bike everything was done at such a great level of detail and one bike that I wish I could have seen in the night show because is he didn't make it was the number seventy k x one twenty five channels was on yeah I was really wish I could have gotten a better look at that they cut you guys off again but I think if it were an event that were broadcast live on tv you could definitely get a key but I I can the Tyler bowers by that was just something else to me I did I mean that that thing was that from last year they had this to remake of that they ended up doing the full Spitfire Carmichael pro circuit things but man to put this down to one bike that up was captain zero not because he plus rounded himself but just because he did everything so well to the t- the helmet chest deal set up from the weekend I think so I'm gonNA give it to categories here I'm going to kind of do a JT money on pulp amax sil- waffle here I'm lists here my top five I have Roxanne Hart Ramped Webcast Zero Invalid Potato so tell me tell me your your the picture he posted of actually off McGrath and skip Norfolk I'm in that was not his kit straight up I'm going to pick thank different like to our stuff for eighty so I will say I one hundred percent agree with your point that it's definitely not to reach out to new fans but it's more of your all the three Katie on Bud light kit for McGrath Leaves a hot

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Catfishing with Superwomen

Help! I Suck At Dating with Dean, Vanessa and Jared

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Catfishing with Superwomen

"The Future of phone service is here and it is called visible for forty bucks a month. All in you get unlimited data messages and minutes. It's on Verizon's four G. Lt Network along with mobile hotspot lt speeds up to five megabits per second with unlimited usage edge. They don't do annual contracts. They also don't do shady hidden fees or foot long phone bills when they say forty bucks a month. They mean forty bucks a month. Are you ready to learn more or switch to visible than head to visible dot com slash dating to get twenty dollars off your first month of of service when you sign up and exclusive special offer just for our help us dating listeners that's visible dot com slash dating tell. I suck at dating with Dean Vanessa Jared and iheartradio. Dot Com what is up Sucky daters haters it is deny deny back in studio is September sixteenth. I believe I'm here with Mark Easton Jaren Vanessa. We have a a very special episode for you guys. We have Nicole Lapin who is the author of Boss Beach Boss Bitch. Say Booker's yeah you can. It's her book but the newest one that she just wrote is becoming superwoman and she is in my eyes super woman a space between the words that she likes six to put. She's not similar woman but she is a superwoman. We're GONNA talk to her. We're GONNA talk to Nieve and Laura from catfish a little later on. I'm sure you have seen that show on. MTV basically they just go out and find people who have been catfish and knee was actually the very first person to be to have gotten catfish so talk to them a little bit but before we do that in the first person ever to get catfish. I mean people have gotten richer. I guess that's true yeah so by the term they coined the term MHM catfish and then they made a documentary about nieve getting catfish and then that documentary spun off a couple of years later into hosting the show catfish on MTV which I'm sure you've all seen. I don't Really Watch television but I've seen that show so I've seen right through all seen it. I think it's neat to make up a phrase that becomes part of the language. Oh Yeah I'm curious. I'm curious to talk some more about that because I I don't believe that they've invented the phrase you know you don't how does how how could they have done that. You don't just go out and do that. A habit like John Hinde. He's the guy that invented jump the shark and the concept of jumping the shark and now everybody says jump the shark never heard anyone say wow. I can't be the only when you heard that I've used them. Use It to me. Give it to the the premise originally was when did they. TV show jumped the shark like for example on happy days. When the fawns John's used his motorcycle to jump a shark. That show wasn't good anymore. It's one a TV show stops being cool and exciting and fun and every TV show has has that moment does it because when you're on the other side of the shark what's interesting. It's it's they do often when you add a a younger cuter cast member when there's a marriage on the show it's like like after that the excitement and newness of the show is gone and it's not as fun as it used to be like. Michelle Obama show will the jump the shark a starting to think of that in my head when yeah because there might be a couple of moments when they jumped sharply when Jim and Pam get married yeah finally get together or then when Michael leaves. Oh that's for sure yeah. That's a definite sharp wasn't jumped by then yes definitely definitely okay and usually that's it main characters getting together main character leaving new character coming. These are off shark jumps but anyway you guys are business. what's the word. I'm looking for businessmen business casual. No you guys you you guys are in the scene user in the Hollywood world more than I am so you just know it better than me. They're not here so we could say that this podcast jump the shark. When we added the Jordan Vanessa could agree on that and then again the mustache. That's that's the real ah but anyway that's become something as a phrase people use it to describe not just TV shows but all kinds of things but anyway we digress. What are we talking. We're talking about catfish. I gotcha anyways. We haven't had a van update in a while later. Yes let's give an update for now before Jared Vanessa. They're running as usual so they're going to jump in a little bit later on but in the meantime I'll just tell you is about my life and obviously the van has been a pretty central figure in Bachelor in paradise this season more so than I ever expected it to be i. I'm surprised I'm getting as much screen time as I am because it's just it's just so funny to me but yeah the van has been going well. I did the Van full-time as of I think the end of May so we're right around three months now a little longer but again. I travel internationally lot so it's kind of Nice to like not have to pay rent while I'm gone but the van itself is doing well. I've had to get some work done on it which has been frustrating. It's like I'm saving two thousand dollars a month on rent but just last week. I had to get a thousand dollars worth of work done on getting a computer chip reinstalled on you know what I mean so the newer Van I forget yeah. It's a it's a two hundred six. I mean not really new. Hey you know got low. It's seventy thousand miles on it so not many miles as a diesel engine and so it runs forever and it's a it's a sprinter cargo van so it's made for distance and so it shouldn't breakdown often but when it does it's a Mercedes so it's expensive offensive to fix what are some disadvantages. You found that maybe he didn't anticipate other than maintenance on the van just in day to day life well when I'm living in the van. I'm not in Los Angeles so I haven't really run into anything I dislike about that. Where where do you parkas thing right now. It's parked on the street. Is that how it when you're asleep in it. I usually on a street somewhere was. That's the thing when I'm when I'm sleeping in. I'm not in Los Angeles. I'm somewhere more rural and so I can sleep in a campsite area or you know I've slept in Oregon. A couple times. Look just like on the side of the road but the road is like. It's a frontage road so there's houses around the house is not no not much traffic going on. There is all these these these long roads at your on a lot of like semi trucks that pull over and sleep on the side of the road until I basically joined them as like the little brother you you know because I'm like a little baby compared to them. Is there a website. You can go to see where it's okay to park a car overnight. There is yeah I've never been on. It and I don't know what it's called but I know that they exist so far. There's doing it on your own run into a single issue and so I think until I run into an issue police have come with a move it along Knox I so I was in Jackson Hole Wyoming last month visiting my brother and climbing mountains and stuff out there. I was basically just sleeping. It's funny. Actually I spent seven days Jackson five days in Jackson. Hole Wyoming and and my brother has a house there and I didn't go his house. One time basically lived in my van out front yard until the very end I think I just had pooper something anyways and one morning he woke up. I woke up to to someone being on the window house like this is the first time I've ever been woken up to someone like trying to bang hang on the window and I was like someone probably telling me like move my van I parked illegally or someone's like trying to scare me or something like that. Enters my brother trying to wake me up to go hiking for the day but I've never had an issue and and it's funny because I sleep with a gun right next to my bed. I have a safe for it but I typically before we go to sleep. I take it out of the safe. I have the magazine gene and the the actual gun itself separated from each other for like one at the head to toe so it's like. I don't make a mistake at night. You know he'll be like a sleepy stupor if I needed to. I could find signed both and put them together and Cock it and if you need to use it use it just picking it. s probably intimidating enough right if someone comes in you just there's is a magazine in it. It's a good point. I hope I don't ever have to shoot anyone obviously but like it's it's good peace of mind to have and it feels cool to halt. It's a gun handgun right. It's a it's a glock nine millimeter very capable of murdering someone there were times. I was hiking through yellowstone. Actually and yellowstone has these watch out for grizzly. Bear signs plastered everywhere like crazy. Obviously they can merge they can kill and there are multiple times where I didn't hike with my gun because I I think it's probably illegal but people carry bear with them all around and there were multiple times where I was like. I should probably have my gun on your right now. which is a cool thing to think about like yeah? I got a gun. I should probably have it on me right. Now was getting the gun any issue there blown away by how simple it was literally. I think it was after this podcast asked a couple months ago. I just walked across the street. There's a gun emporium there and I just that took this test and they're like I walked in. I was like Hey I wanna buy a gun. I live in a van and I need to protect myself and they go great. Take this this test. Once you pass the test we'll pick out which one you want the background. Check that the test now. It's a it's a multiple choice question tests and I go. I go short but just say there's no like I've never studied studied about guns. I know nothing about guns. I don't think I'm ready to take a test and they got you got this. You're fine. You're fine. Take the test the test no I got one question wrong and it was like an ambiguous like there were multiple right answers and they talked me through it. Whatever picked up the gun ten days later I come back and pick up a gun and I got a gun and I take it to the shooting range practice with it. I took it apart cleaned it so you got a gun. Wow I hear this legal asleep in Walmart parking lots. Have you taken advantage of that. That's actually a a change drew I don't. I don't think it's legal anymore but they don't enforce the law so it's technically not maybe I'm mistaken. Maybe it's still legal but it's not advertised advertised by Walmart who used to advertise it because people would like set up camp there for multiple days and then Walmart then becomes like in like in liable for things that might happen in their your parking lots for people that sleep there. I have never slept in a walmart parking lot. I duNNo. Everyone's been very critical of it but I know you mentioned pooping dupin. The Van Right. You have a bathroom on there. There's no toilet in there. I've been thinking toilet well. My thing is I want to try living in it for weeks at a time and seeing if I need a toilet I'll get a toilet but I haven't starbucks and like just public bathrooms. Gas Stations McDonald's Yup exactly that I have a bucket that ip every once in a while. If you wake up to a yeah you don't WanNa go out into into. I understand that I just pop open the lid of my PG puts the lid back on law. Lorde the full right now actually two toss it and get a new one. Be careful in accepting lemonade at Dean's so you don't reuse the jar I mean it's basically he's like a gallon jug of water that I've re purposed as a PG and if you wake up in the middle of the night and have to go the other one. I not incurred that since I was like six years old so really good yeah. That's good for you so yeah. I mean it's been going well. There hasn't been any emergencies trying to think of. Maybe like the war situation. I've run into in the van Dan and honestly. I can't think of anything bad. That's happened I hurt my arm really bad in Wyoming. I felt that I broke it but I just had a a big. I've been staring at that scar for a while. I got a big Gash. I'm still I'm still honestly convinced that I broke my arm and I just feel like a superhuman over industrial excellent. That's no you. They're laughing but I'm serious about that. I swear you guys should have seen this you could I fell we were glistening some snow and I your wedding down some snow glading. There's like you ski on your feet. You know like you just slide on your feet and it was like a steep snowfields and you're up in the mountains and so like if you fall down that you slide down than some rocks and I fell well and I was like on my stomach and I stood in rocks than my brother was down there at the bottom waiting for me. He caught me and I like aw I hit my arm. I hit my arm and I show my arm and and he goes dude. I can see your bone in your arm right now and we're like thirteenth. We're at thirty thousand feet and so I had to take shirt off and I tied my shirt off and put pressure on the wound and so I didn't bleed out and I was like looking at it for I was like I should get stitches. I know I should get stitches but I don't want to get stitches like who the hell wants to go to the especially. I was like get stitches tomorrow if it still hurts and it still hurt really bad but then this point I was like well. I'm already a day as you and I I didn't have any range of motion in my arm for probably probably five or six days like I could only move my arm like thirty degrees and there was just so much pain and sleeping the van kind of cramped and so I was like sleeping on my arm sometimes when I would wake up and it'd be like throbbing and like the bandage would have fallen off in my arms like sticking to my bed because the wound is fueling the sheets so that one that was a bad couple of days but that was just because again they fell up in the mountains. That wasn't really anything that the van was responsible for wow that whole trip I was with my dog. I took my dog with me and I was in places like Nevada and Idaho and like these like pretty hot places dog always with you know she she lives in Pasadena with the girl that I got all right okay and I I just WanNa travel with her and like give it a shot and see if we can do this and so they were like we weren't like a lot of hot places like Nevada like I said she that was may be challenging because she needed the AC on at all times like not overheats Let's say I needed to go into a store and like buy something in Essex Shopping forty-five forty-five minutes. I'd be like kind of you know trying to figure out what they're right. That's a challenge and especially in like yellowstone national parks they don't you're not allowed to bring dogs in national parks but because of all the wildlife and so I would like go climb the Grand Teton and I'd have to board her for a couple of days while I was hiking or go to yellowstone. I would venture out for the day and had to leave her at the car which was never. I never felt good doing and so. I think it's not going to have the dog anymore just because I feel like she's not living her best life with me. So that was an issue a small issue what else about the van life have run into issues with that's about it. Honestly I just rebuilt the garage system. I re- per not repurpose it. I used to have these two big like bucket things that were on wheels that would slide out and it was very laborious and inefficient and so I just got rid of those and I put this big sliding track system in there so the chunk basically slides out in my cargo area is what do you keep in the cargo area. like camping equipment chains cases snow's my golf clubs like like all my like extracurricular stuff that I would need warm clothes extra blankets. I I understand why you're getting so much screen time on Bachelor's Paradise because I find you fascinating. I found the van fascinating. It's fascinating. Can we talk about my ability to heal incredibly fast. That's a real thing but I I suffer from delusions like that. No no this is not a delusion. I swear so I did it on. I fell on a Sunday and my other brother was coming up that Friday for us to climb the Grand Teton which is like a pretty difficult client. I it's not difficult but it's long it's fourteen miles and there's like very serious moves that you have to do on the rock and I'm like I can't even do a pull up right now and by Wednesday. I still don't even know if I can do this. I don't know if I'm physically capable of doing because I still can't bend my arm. Thursday came around it was getting better and then Friday came and I was like probably like seventy. Five percent healed at the gas was still there obviously but I had seventy five percent ability to use my arm and I'm like well. I'm not going to not do the grantee time like this is what my brother drove out from. Denver for twelve hours whatever it took and and so I did it and there's a lot of points where it hurt really bad but the more of the story is now just a scar tissue and this was a month ago mark and Eastern. I had a hairline on fracture in my arm. I know what I broke my arm before. This is worse than that and now it just as bad as scar that I have on. My arm rushed me no one we more more excited than Nathan and myself if you were actually a superhero. I'm not saying I'm a superhero. I just say I possess superhuman capabilities. Are there others other than the ability go to heal slightly faster than normal but this is not the first time that I've healed irregularly fast okay. There's a couple tests. We can do really how how how easily do you get drunk pretty so I get drunk easily but between getting drunk and getting to the point of being sick is it's impossible because those with healing factor your wolverines or captain America's people like that. They can't get drunk because their cells regenerate too fast interested become intoxicated. I don't get drunk. I could drink. All I want is a kid so I grew up with two older brothers one six and one nine years older than me as a kid. You know obviously as a younger brother I got picked on a lot and I got like bowl like physically abused by my brothers as any younger brother will do and they would always say things like Oh. It's not leaving a bruise or that didn't cut you you and so because of that. I can you even more next time you know and I'm like well just because it's not bruising you expected to bruce doesn't mean it's not hurting like it's supposed to her and so a regular forced forced punch on me would not leave a bruise but irregular punch on someone else would like a big big bad bruise so there you go see human if he he is. Maybe I'm convinced anyways what else I used to think that I had x Ray Vision as a kid because if you hold something close enough to your face you could see past it but in reality. It's just bow piecing it together. I was that close when I'd be like okay I can see. I can't see through it now. Then it open X it's revision yeah so that's a superhuman ability that I still have other stuff to discuss with the therapist. I think you have what else what other super. That's about it well. The ability live in a van is impressive and he also taught me a new word today yeah. Let's see I don't know autism. What does it textbook definition slide down a steep slope of snow or ice with the support of an ice axe yep so pictures really funny on Google images this people sitting down yeah so the thing about the ice axe is imperative to have an ice axe when you're going through snowfield while you're mountaineering because if you start slipping as I did you would basically turn over in your stomach and self arrest and just dig into the ICU. Stop sliding otherwise you can't stop yourself because it's so steep and so you can't stop and we only had one ice axe because we were too lazy to go to the store and buy another one which obviously and my brother goes. I there was this there was this move where you're on the rocks and the only way we could get down was we had to jump from from the rocks into the snowfield which is a decline and then you had like close aide down and he did it without the ice because he's more he's more of a mountain man than I am so he went and did it and made it look easy and I was like this. I don't need the ice axe if he can do it without the ice axe I can do it without the ice axe and so I jumped slid my feet dug in too deep and then I flipped over onto my stomach and once your stomach baseboard you're kind of screwed and so that's how I heard our thoughts are both acceptable. Put on your show. Thank you so much. That's good to know all alright. Colas here okay jared here and Vanessa's ready for US Great Yup. That was great. We I feel like we've got a lot of time with a whole lot of nothing. Where a lot of smoke okay. That's the slogan for help by second date or making mountains out of molehills. 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We promise you that much means. You just have to come back well. We weren't standing that time. So now we actually all right all right gentlemen Nicole. It almost fell out my chair off the bus and drove ever received in my whole entire life. I'll never forget my first standing ovation. So you know we try. We try here at how dating Nicole. Tell the entire audience read. Who You are. Who am I are you are you. What is happening sitting? I'm looking into your soul right now are you. What do you see. Why don't you tell powerful woman? I say thank you welcome. A superwoman was super one but killing super thank you I do. I think superwoman the character who tries to be all things all people so she's nothing to herself needs to die. We're kind of done with her. I I think the idea of being a superwoman like with the space just being a super can I save perfect is what we should aspire to somebody who puts her oxygen mask on first before helping others because if you're all things to all people you're nothing to yourself and therein lies the real danger all things to all people all your nothing to yourself ten times founding you'll ever. I think that we get into this rhythm as women that we have to do it all and I think the big question is. Can we have it all right. I think we can have it all if we define what having all means we just can't do woodall. We're human beings not human doings so we can't do all the things especially not at once and I think that pressure is leading women's you burn out and breakdown in unprecedented levels. Nicole like I said earlier before we started recording. I'm so excited that you are with us today because my birthday is coming up. This is like an I always say like September for me is the New Year like the new me new beginning because my teacher Breen speaking king and I feel like I'm at a point right now where I'm just kind of coasting. I'm doing everything but I don't feel like. I'm doing everything at one hundred percent and I totally relate to what you're saying. I totally relate to the idea of burnout. 'cause I have gone through one. I want my I burn out. I think I was fourteen years old. I wasn't competitive. Gymnastics went through burn out. I think I was a little bit depressed at the time too and I just I needed to stop everything and just focus on what makes me happy because I think we have this idea of quote unquote what successes that's right and I think there's people who might look at either our lifestyles or people in the industry and say like we'll how could he be complaining and how can they be going through a burn out or how could they. You need a mental health day when they have the life that everyone wants. So what would you say to people in that position well. I think we have the equation Wrong Vanessa and maybe it was during gymnastics or maybe it's now like I'll be happy when I got there. Maybe it was a gold medal back in the day. You know maybe it's an Oscar today. Whatever it is then I'll be happy then. I'll be balanced when you get there. There's always another they're. They're like we keep going with this goalpost. All the time we get there. We got the salary we got the job and then all of a sudden Bam it's magically a whole other goalposts and you never get your brains the other side of balance or happiness and studies this show that it's actually the other way around that happiness or balanced will bring us more success and not vice versa. It sounds like what you're saying is. If you're not enough with it. You'll never be enough without wow. UNPACK that one thank you you can do it and if you're not enough with it. You'll never be enough without it actually sit around. If you're not enough without it. You'll never be enough with breath at all. Okay sorry with it. I do like that kind of I will make the analogy is GonNa make a spiderman announcer. Algae could God what's wrong with me. I pretty much saying it's it sounds like it's the journey not the destination well. I think self care is the biggest asset or liability in your career so I wrote rich bitch a robust bitch like I talk about money and business to women all day every day and I think what I missed is that nothing is going to affect your career. Networking working your ass off going to business school than not having a good self care regimen when that's off it can bring you to break down and rock bottom. When it's on point it can actually bring more success than you ever. Imagine yourself carry sing mentally physically. I all encompassing all of it tips. I do so many Zips I actually had a mental emotional physical breakdown after a burnout for my second book launch and what I realized is that that it's a lifetime of smoldering embers that finally caught fire and incinerated everything in its path not some spontaneous combustion. I think if you go through trauma if you have issues yeah I mean I have more issues than vote. We all have stuff that we're dealing with. You will eventually click your ass. I mean I self prescribed work for so many years and just hid from everything and ultimately it will come back and you know kick your one sounds like a lot of the advice that you have to offer is pretending to people in the workplace right or entrepreneurs nores if you're in Boston I talk about being a CEO of your family being an entrepreneur so being entrepreneurial within an existing company or starting your own business and we go through a lot of the different stages in our careers especially now. It's not a ladder a hate that analogy. It's more like a rope swing warlike rock climbing or something like that. You're doing different things at different ages in your life. If you're the only constant no matter where you go so I think one issue a lot of people have is boundaries boundaries. I feel like when I'm having a really rough day and then I know a friend is calling me who loves to talk for hours. How do I set that boundary to be like. I tired today. Let's catch up tomorrow instead ET AL I. I'm such a giver so kids everything that I got and then I'll become more exhausted so how what kind of advice would you give to people who don't know how to set boundaries. That's when I don't pick up the phone. I don't know how to do that. You just forward it to message is very easy and and then you take some and then say you're at the gym or you're getting food or something like that and you'll call them later or you can just say listen sister. You know I gotta put my Oxygen Mask on first right now and superwoman Shonda rhimes I quote in the Book Says Says No is a complete sentence love her ray and saying no to other people. You have to reframe that because that's often saying yes to yourself and if you think about about it like as a giver I get it on a lot of women including yours. Truly are givers like I want to take care of other people but if you say something you put your half ass into and not your entire are your ass then. You're actually not being of service or help to that other person. You're actually not doing justice to whatever that thing they asked you to do was that you said yeah so so. I say superwomen put their full ass in all the things they say no. Yeah I also WANNA say. I was just joking about not picking up the phone. I hope everybody understood that but I I what you were just saying. I I need to practice what I preach as well but a Lotta Times I think I don't give people don't value people enough for them to handle my opinion if that makes any sense because it's like what you were saying. I think it's very difficult to say no but at the same time I think I should respect the other person to be able to handle the fact that I'm saying though that makes sense yeah and deal with what that feels like free like it's It's very hard for me to say no. I'm sure everybody has this prog right. You don't want to say no to someone because you feel also bad but at the same time I feel like I should respect that other person enough for them for me to know that they can handle me saying no does that make sense not in charge of that other person. You're only charging yourself like yeah but at the same time you feel bad and then you feel guilty and you WanNa help others as much as you possibly can but you need to help yourself. I told Yeah you can't help anybody if you're crashing and burning yourself and if you had like a date with yourself I used to get into this cycle all the time like I'd have a workout or whatever and then I'd have the meeting opportunity that popped up and I can totally do that meeting and if I had a date instead with a friend for breakfast or lunch I would think five hundred times before canceling but but I would cancel on myself so easily but instead you have to think of that like that's a date with yourself. You have something that's already on your calendar and it's with you like we're so easy to cancel on our software software through so easy to put ourselves down you know the biggest enemy is between our ears. We talk so badly to ourselves all the time. I'm in this whole kick now that when I when my girlfriends say like I'm so fat I looked terrible or I'm the worst like stop talking about my friend like that and if somebody else talked about you like that I would punch them in the face or at gouge their eyes out like you're not allowed to talk about you like that. You are my friend. We could never be friends then. I'm sorry don't put your self deprecating and marks worst at that breath. He's actually the best at it well yeah. He's a champ but being self deprecating this issue we do with Dean all the time. He's incredibly charming and he has the ability to make everybody feel loved except himself yeah but there's the underlying psychological issues there. Oh I don't know exactly what specifically under identify them and fix them. You know like if in my car was broken. I knew what was wrong with my car. Fix It but it's broken you're not I'm not bragging. I'm just I if I were a car. It'd be broke but as a human I'm fully functioning anyways the point that I was I was trying to make was that we would not be friends because you would be very critical of my self deprecating humor all the great friend and then we could get you to a better better spot but I mean a good spot. I like. I like being self deprecating. I enjoy it. I'M GONNA play for self-deprecation but the big actually gets deeper to like you. Don't value yourself. I just did a social experiment Airmont when I had women come into a studio and had them list on a whiteboard the top five things they value and none of them wrote themselves like think about it. What would you guys right down like myself either. I don't think anyone of anybody in the studio. Now though I mean I wouldn't myself although I am underlying all of the self-deprecation and all that stuff I am one of the biggest EGOMANIAC so I think that I possibly know and so it's like a weird dichotomy between the two but I think that people don't put themselves because they're looked outwardly right like they're not trying to. They're not looking at themselves and saying me I value myself the most which they should but I think that there's GonNa looking outward more one thing. We were never taught that in school right to I think now it's starting to change our education. System is starting to change with even emotional regulation and stuff like that but growing up in elementary school I was I was never taught how to love myself totally allowed you the most bull things in school like how to dissect a frog Iraq or how did you the pedigree in therapy. Why do we need to know that in our life. I have no idea but I also think that helping others gives for me a satisfaction of joy and and so that is somewhat selfish so when I value other people I guess I kind of do value myself a little bit just because I know that by doing good it makes me feel better. So is that a self shack well. I don't think selfish is actually a criticism. That's a whole other topic I think for especially for women selfish is considered a criticism and self less is considered a compliment but part of the definition of selfish is actually having concern for your own desires and needs and I don't think that's a criticism being selfless having no concern for your own desires the needs and I think it should be the criticism about everything else so I think you can't pour from an empty cup like it's all good to be of service to other people and if that makes you feel good like Mazal Tov but everybody feel good right yeah but if you are first taken care of like you can't pour an empty cup. I think that when you are depleted you can't be service other people I also think people don't value themselves as much as they value other people because as human beings we you know as an individual I know every thought that goes through my head and and I know every act that I do and there are times where I am selfish and there are times when I do things just for myself and I think that knowing that as an individual and human even being immediately. I hate myself for that. Does that make sense even though you shouldn't and I think everybody goes through this because everybody selfish at a point right you know everybody does things for themselves and so knowing that I do that already. I think it already gives me that thought of like well. People are already. It makes me hate myself. If that makes sense guilty of course how can you not you know yeah. I mean I can relate to that. I think growing up I was someone who is. I am still such a giver but I think once I decided to take charge and what my happiness looks like an I still struggle the with that every day still struggle with like really making time for myself I haven't before I went on the show. It's been three years that I've had a solid workout and for me that was linked so heavily to my mental health. I felt so good I would eat better. I would be happier and now I'm just like Oh. It's hard for me to wake up in the morning. It's hard for me to eat better because I that part of my life. The puzzle pieces missing and I just haven't found time for it and that is such a big excuse. I think it's so easy to make excuses for yourself in life and it takes a much much stronger person to be determined to say I'm going to do this and I'm GonNa stick by for myself. Like you said time is your most valuable asset and I think people say you can't find meantime like I found balance. Balances a noun and a verb it's not hiding under the couch is not a game of hide-and-seek. It's not like find peace out and you're done. It's I use it as a verb because it's in the constantly have to work on every day so like prioritizing your workout or your gratitude journal or a Rodney mack of kindness or community like all of these things have been proven scientifically to contribute to your well being and happiness like I always go back to the data and the facts not the Wu stuff and like I'm not saying don't be a giver and don't develop community because that's actually one the biggest telltale signs of successful people that they have developed relationships and cultivated them but not at the expense of yourself. I mean think about like dating to like Hello Hello. I totally second dating. This is a part of my life that I have not figured out but I know like if I don't have my own going on like I'm not going to be a partner. You guys his. I'm assuming don't want somebody who's like all about the other person I mean for so many years. I would say well when I got married. When I find somebody then I'll go on this trip. Then I'll have that adventure sure and then I was waiting and waiting and waiting and I was tired of waiting and I just went on the adventures by myself. I went to a movie by myself. I was like this is the rattus thing ever in the first movie I saw by myself was the glass castle because nobody wanted to see it with me and I was like I really love this memoir. I WANNA go see it so I just want my first movie we ever saw by myself with Superman returns. Nobody wanted to go see it with me opening day at eleven. Am for showing the slightest yeah anyway moving forward. It's very Iran for this conversation Superman too but you should kill superman right like for you. I think this fictitious the idea that we especially as women and I had to choose women but all the advice is for everybody. I think when you're writing books you have to just pick your audience. You can't be all things to all people but the advice is for men or for women and it's this ideal that were you know trying to live up to something that is unattainable like we've leaned so so far into everything. Vanessa that ising women in particular are just falling over like we're comparing ourselves to the best versions of each aspect of our lives so like in our fitness this regime we compare ourselves like the fitness blogger that has the you know works out five hundred hours a week that's possible but whatever or we compare are. Are you know being a mom to some home. You know some woman who makes bread and home schools. Her kids and we compare our business to like some. CEO of a multibillion dollar company and they don't have the same responsibilities that we do but we try to be the best at each of those things and that's crushing us right and now it's worse than ever because because we we can tap into everyone's life and feel like we're part of it and then really feel like we can parasols through social media instagram the pictures. It's it's so hard and I relate to that too. I think people think you know they get someone's lifestyle. I remember when I was single. Mike will look at a married couple and and be like all they have the perfect relationship where I would look at something that that I didn't have and then at one point like what if they're looking at my single life silent thinking I wish I were single or I wish I had that too so that's when I started really appreciating the life that I that I have and taking advantage of it I one question that they do have though which is hard for me to do is to I feel like I'm really good at sensing people's energies but it's sometimes hard for me to like avoid. Wade having toxic people in my life. How what kind of advice can you give to someone like me. Who's like a that person is toxic. Make sure or that you do set that boundary so that they don't you know put on that negative energy and onto your life it's true. I actually had to go through my whole friend. List and friend breakup are harder than break-up breakup and a lot of cases but I really had to say just because we have history together like and you're draining my energy but you're not would actually telling your friends sorry. We're not hang out anymore or you just kind of like ghosting them as a friend. Yeah I have a whole planet in the book. Actually sometimes like you actually have to say something and sometimes you you trail off and you're protecting yourself because I'm going through this phase right now where I mean it's not really the same thing but in a sense it is I'm on following a lot of people on instagram. That aren't like motivating me me to do the things that I want to be doing. If I haven't talked a long time I still follow checking out. There are very on falling many many people because they're not adding any value L. you to my life and we don't. We don't talk regularly so there's no point in me continuing to keep up with their life right. So what do you think it's important for me to reach out to them and be like hey. I'm following you know. We need to have that conversation soot. You're saying sometimes it's necessary to have that if they bring you and they're like. Yo So I been confronted by multiple. They say hey why'd you and follow me on Instagram and I always say oh. I'm sorry I guess it must must have been a glitch in the APP or something already follow because I'm so unconfrontational that I don't want to be like I don't know. I just wasn't interested in the stuff that you're posting anymore or I don't know what what is your advice on that yeah. I mean I would just say I'm using my instagram primarily for work right now and I hope you're a while or whatever you know. I don't think you need to lie necessarily about it and most of the stuff that you probably do on social media is for work. It is but it's also it's like I still fall a friends. I was just say Oh. I'm only following travel dog accounts right now so I'm not following any human accounts dance. We feel like we have a responsibility to certain people you know for a variety of reasons and studies have shown that you need two out of three things to maintain chain relationships so shared history so if you grew up together or if you went through something traumatic together common interests of you like the same things and also an equality the end the relationship so somebody is not a march if you only have one of those things that's not. I seen -able relationships. You actually have to ask yourself if you have more than one of those things and if you don't then cut people to the curb I mean time is your most valuable asset. You can always get more money. You cannot get more time yeah. That's so hard though I mean I guess when when when it comes to friends and not that might be easier but if you're working nine to five job and you're with people who are toxic. How do you get rid of them. Or how do you distance yourself from people who are not compatible with at work yeah I mean well. It's important to have like work. homeys to the elevate you and if asymmetry is a drag on your time. I mean it's case by case dependent but I went through so when I had this total breakdown I needed to rethink basically everything and everything we've we've been told as cliche had to go back and say like is this actually applicable to me is I listed it by city and I came up with you know my notebook doc and I literally wrote down like here are the people who are good influences in my life in. La in New York and I would like stick to the list because in a time of clarity thirty I wrote down that list of people who elevate me are contributing to you know my betterment of migrant or my you know share my morals or values values or whatever and then like in a time of weakness where they're tugging at me I go back and I'm like were they on the list when I was like in this really good space and then I cross checked that we'll Nicole. I just wanted to say thank you so much for joining us today. You were quite a pleasure to have in studio guys drinking another copy. Yes another. Let's let's this go exactly. You're a cloudy thing. We'll give you one but not because you're asking for it. We're going to give it to you. Deserve it being so before we do that. Let's talk about your book that you just published great. Let's hug him coming superwoman yeah. So where do you plan to get to go from. Burn out to balance. Where can we find. If we want to grow up you guys did which is having you on the podcast okay well. That's the first step to solving right yeah. All the books are twelve step plan so you can get it wherever books are sold Amazon Barnes and Noble Other missionary wearing your wedding ring Let's relax your wedding ring in New York Barnes and right handed wedding ring that I bought myself shrinking yeah I got in a fight with my ex and I walked over to the jewelry store and when and it's the wedding section and I was like oh I'll take that one. They're like you're getting married. I'm like to myself. Here's my own credit card so becoming superwoman on shelves now it is it available on audiobook. It is I wrote. I read the whole audiobook like I never wanted to hear the sound of my voice ever ever at how long to take you a week. Bostitch took like a week and a half it was longer richmond shook about a week so for the listeners out there. If you're enjoying this beautiful voice you're hearing on this podcast and you WanNa give more of it becoming superwoman and boss Bitch. It's both available in audio book on. I'm in our heart family. Now headed just launched plug it right now. Hush Hush Money Hush Hush Money Yeah my co host is editor in Chief of Entrepreneur magazine Jason Pfeiffer and so yeah we debate taboo topics that nobody wants to talk about about money and then we bring in celebrity of this gives me one taboo topic who pays on a first date a lot. Do you lend your friends money. Do you lend your friends. That's a good one. That's a hard one. They're all hard questions and nobody wants to talk on the few share salary with your significant so many are you actually merging your bank accounts now the Mary yes another question Shen. Do you have a personal question but I think it's the right move to you got a pre-nup. Shall we have a secret account as women. Yes Siegel yeah well. What do you mean a secret account. You have your back secrets. Should a man have a secret account. If you want to have secret count I was just talking about my girls secrets. Secrets are no fun secret secrets secrets. Don't make friends okay yeah but also they don't pay the bills instagram twitter. You're on on all those things I assume right yeah wherever you can find social media or books. I am there Nicole Lapin Nicole Lapin. That's a unique full name. You can get the handle of just your the name L. A. P. I N. Lapin. Wait a minute really twitter. Are you guys see you later in the wedding ring dirt. Now thanks again guys. Is it Nicole Lapin. You could check out a book becoming superwoman simple twelve step plan to go from burn out to balance available. September seventeenth in bookstores and audio books so go check it out Cole. Thank you so much for coming in Oh. I like showers. 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I been working with attention for years. the guy who started our friends of mine and I was just really excited that they were making videos that were obviously social especially driven and you know with the intention of helping raise awareness about issues that needed to be talked about and my my wife and I just before we were married when she first second besides make video about how sorely companies in America needs to you improve their parental leave policies. I did so well that we started making more videos together as a couple and people seem to really respond to awesome together and we just really enjoyed working with each other so we kind of developed this idea of how do we help people in relationships you kinda figure their way through being being single being in a relationship breaking up and all sorts of stuff in between that's incredible now you guys it's about a it's like a six minute video podcasts that you can watch on facebook right where you guys answer questions. You give advice you talk about relationships. You talk about your own relationship. Yeah exactly people call in and ask us about anything and we usually don't have one answer but several answers different approaches to things it's funny 'cause even often disagree on the best routes solving uncommon relationship problems like I say I say it's okay to go definitely the modern world the modern world okay. I'm a big fan of saying friends with your ex is where Laura's not not as good as that now that'd be it might be because I don't want to be friends with her friends tragic. I would be executive. One I've remained very friendly with my long-term. X. Is Not not the short short-term ones but but meaningful relationships so we've talked about that on the podcast before and some have said that there's a bit of like narcissism that goes because I'm the same way as you leave. I believe it's important to say friendly with your xs but some people believe you're wanting to do that or your willingness to do that is because like you need that on vindication in yourself. Do you folding them back. I think you're right now. I I do think that it's my ex is holds the key to many of my own deep dark secrets though I want them on my side. I I want them to like me. We'll have they're not inspired to potentially reveal things about me that I might not keep your friends close but Laura would you be friends with Nieves. XS Two or is it. How does that work. It's a little weird. I don't hang out with them like once in a while I will communicating email or hey how you doing congrats on your new kid or whatever stuff like that apply to a story stories always thinking about that the real more. Would you be friends with me. If we broke up who yeah I would have to the hatchet. It's the kids Outta wrinkle in the kids. The business ads all types of wrinkles. I'm surprised to hear that Laura says that. ghosting is an okay thing to do in two thousand and nine thousand nine because obviously the resounding obviously everyone's on their high horse and they say no. You should never go see should provide closure for both parties but you see you said you think it's a good thing. I don't think there's way too much responsibility on people now social media to like maintain all these relationships to make sure everyone feels okay and it's just a a lot of energy that you're using on things that shouldn't matter anymore. I think it depends on how many relationships you are in right. That's true I think after a day or two is okay something if you've been waiting for a few months as no that would be kinda messed up owes. Oh someone anything after a couple of days all right doing work out move on. I think some people deserve to be ghosted. There are some weird people out there. You can go on a date with the just act weird and they just deserve to never hear from you. WanNa give them as little information about you as possible. I agree. So what else are you guys working on. You've got catfish obviously going on seven seasons that incredible nieve when you started catfish. Could you ever imagine it would have taken off and become such a pop culture phenomenon as it is now. I definitely we not but almost more astounding to me is I. This is by far the longest I've ever held a job. Nice signed at the amazed that I it almost eight years later. I'm still working on the same thing. I impress myself. Even sometimes I think that I managed to keep this thing going and say say the same thing about Dean with this podcast. I knew that I wanted to beat you. That's one of the most refreshing things I think I've heard of that but you were originally correct me if I'm wrong so there was a documentary on cat fishing that you were the central point focus of right and then we spun that up and then you became the host of the show catfish. That's right so it's actually I got catfish before. That's what it was called. my brother made documentary about it. which we know is going to turn into a thing but again we we called it catfish not even expecting that would then get turned into the words to describe the sort of active fake profile creations but at the end I ah people just started reaching out to me with all their weird wild creative stories and I note which sort of responded by saying well people need help with their situation Jason? Maybe maybe we can get so. You're saying that your brother is the one that coined the term catfish plenty technically we all dale you know all of the were part of film yeah. I'm curious because the origins wide catfish so in the documentary when we were essentially without giving away if you haven't seen it and you should not because of having to do with me because I think it's a really beautiful film but I thought I was talking to this young woman who I was falling in love with and her whole family Dan when I got finally to Michigan to meet them and discover the truth we ended up talking to other people involved including the husband of the woman who who was involved and she told us the story about fishermen using catfish in that in these giant tanks under their ships while they were spending at the to taste honey codfish that they were catching around to keep them moving and Agile Oh and and sort of Flesh Casey and what average and so in life he says there are people like that who are catfish Kinda. Keep us all getting and keep us on our toes nipping at our fans if you will and so it was sort of meant to be a beautiful metaphor for those who you might call rule-breakers or people who outside lines or think outside the box that was gonna be the word shouted at you as you walk down the street pat. I mean it's kind of turn I it's. It's like the name of modern dating you know because now there's so many different names that we talked about ghosting breadcrumbs always different meaning these these different words now taken on so many different definitions in the modern world and it really all originated with catfish show you my friend have made your staple on the history of the world. Wha well thank you. Yes even in the dictionary so Laura. Let me ask you. Have you ever been catfish fished or have you ever been ghosted because I'm curious now with your ghosting take if you've ever been ghosted. I've never been ghosted but I'm agenda plenty I ever been tapping. You know I think we were all catfish and cabbage on like early. Internet you know got rooms uh-huh on. Am You would go on and you ASL and you lie and I'm sixty nine eleven on my entire childhood was spent Cat Beijing but that's a very funny way of looking at it because you're spot on. I've definitely pretended to be someone else in chat rooms many times as a kid just bored and having fun as a kid you do so many dumb install technically judge these people but like it's the everyone the most finding can have you ever been on. I used to go on and what's the now. My mind is blanking. It was the missed connections on craigslist. Thank you good Lord. Who knows I don't know if you only go look if you feel as though you had one he went on and you have somebody introduced introduced me to this and it was like have you ever heard connections on craigslist and they would just read through them in these poor people who just thought they saw the love of their life pass asked by them at a grocery store would go on this connections on craigslist and say if the woman who is at stop and shop one. PM Yesterday was wearing a blue shirt so on me. Please respond to this because I think that we had a strong connection like Oh. It's just so heartbreaking but also addicting to read. I I mean if I'm being honest. I probably have like a mixture of every day. You might have one right now. I don't mean I don't mean the people wanting to connect with me. I I you know I every time the street. I think that person care that's not a good enough. Tease is for everybody to tune in. We need to talk on facebook. I don't know what is so. Do you guys have one common question that people always ask you about relationships that you see reoccurring occurring. I mean I think the biggest question people are asking. Should I ended that that could be also just a plethora of issues that come up but people are really are unserved themselves when it comes to continuing our relationship war for ending it and so do you think think that your background with catfish. Do you think that's hurt or helped your relationships. I'm curious about that. It's funny. I think being in a position to you discuss. Just you know 'cause we obviously the show is sort of based on online relationships that have some almond mystery to them but the actual baiting part is is minimal when you kind of get to the core of what the show which is just like people talking about how they feel and so I think on one hand it's definitely improved my listening skills because I do my best to say and in the moment the very little little time understand interpret and offer some sort of advice or something that might be helpful but yeah I mean. I think it's made me just a better person which in turn makes me a better person relationship. If nothing more nothing else more honest maybe yeah I think that's the biggest yes thank you go through all this kind of like this weird stuff especially being catfish and then it becoming so public and then hosting the show. I'm sure especially as a host. What you see? Most is people being dishonest. which only in turn makes you want to be more honest in your own personal to know me but if I'm being honest now I think being famous makes me a better person together nowadays nowadays if you're famous like you can't do anything wrong without someone known were being or taking a picture or video? You can't put it online because someone is yeah now. I am on the straight and narrow because the hakodate right there's a wannabe. There's a quote that I like that. I heard recently it says act so you can tell the truth about how you act and if you're famous people obviously always know how you act and so it just kind of how to or on the flip side of that I mean I don't know what it's like to be famous or anything like that but you he just like get away with it or whatever you want you know either have to go full head totally leaned into it and just be that or you have to be a pain and not many if you you make one mistake. You know hope that your fans will will say you know. Get your back. I took the route of just moving into van and hoping for the best and it's actually worked out pretty offer me so far to be honest feeling breads nave uneven and Laura to tell us more about where we can find you guys to watch this show because it's airing right now right season. It's season four envelope on facebook live rights outright so yeah you can find the page for the show. We need to talk by searching for we talk on facebook. we're also on there. If you want to find our pages and yeah we're supposed to episode every Friday I think in the first one just went up. And where else can we find. You guys obviously instagram twitter all that kind of stuff. I would assume yeah snapchat Laura. Laurie snapped at a lot more than I do too. Mom nonpartisan might not that's where to go. Let me go don't have talk. We don't really talk but we should. We could probably probably get on. I keep hearing everyone's always talks to talks to the younger demo every time. I hear that I just think to myself. There's a chance and snowflakes chance inhale. I ever get on Talk Doc. No I tried. I created username just so I would have it but I can't honestly cannot. I feel like a grandparent when I go on. They have no idea how exactly I'm twenty eight years old and I feel the same way I feel like. I'm don't belong anyway you guys so much for calling in and joining US appreciate it. We we will be sure to check in on the we need to talk show on attention on facebook watch yup and we're looking forward to seeing more from you guys like you said he has got some special so we're looking forward to more and we'll talk to you soon nieve Laura. Thank you all hair by guy well there. You GO DO NIEVES AWESOME I I I. I love their energy. I I will admit I have not seen we need to talk. I'm going to go binge-watch all four seasons right now because they're captivating to listen to even right off the bat. She's like I think you should goes people and he's like I think you should be friends with your ex and I'm like I love them. Both just so raw on I never saw I've never seen we need to talk. I've never seen the documentary that need was on but I've seen quite a few episodes a catfish nieve and it's funny to you. We'll talk to him. Now I wish or maybe we had to come into the studio. It'd be a lot of fun. I wish you both in studio. If you WANNA it'd be funny actually is if his or him or his. Pr People what's up like in person interviews and then showing up to the interview would be someone completely different. He would catfish interview. that's such a liar united publicize the needs to happen now stage. If you're listening to this and honestly why wouldn't you be do that and give me fifty percents like on live with Kelly and Ryan you know it was like a big stage like that and they like hype up entrance and out Walks Dean from paradise and it seems like now I'm nieve guys. What are you talking about. That would be very a that'd be fantastic teen anyways. That'll do it for this. Week's episode of help. I suck at dating big. Thank you to everyone involved. Vanessa Jared nieve Laura Laura Nicole Wow. We had a lot of people in today. Thank you to our sponsors as well. We couldn't be here with that shoe but most importantly we couldn't be here the listeners so thank you to you. You guys be sure to tune in next week where we're GONNA be recording live from Las Vegas Nevada Las Vegas. What happens in Vegas never stays in Vegas. Don't believe actually when you record a podcast because because then just gets broadcasts the entire world we look forward to that. 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TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Preview With Blake Kobashigawa | The Masked Man Show

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TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Preview With Blake Kobashigawa | The Masked Man Show

"Hey Kelly and welcome to the ringer podcast network. As the year comes to a close. Our staff is draining. Our favorite sports moments of two thousand Nineteen Jason. Concepcion explains the year in ten pieces of pop culture and we break down the last ten years of the Marvel Universe also ahead of the New Star Wars movie coming out next week staffs discussing discussing baby Yoda skywalker romances. And what the resistance will do if they can check this all out on the ringer dot com. What's going on injure brownies? It's pitch Mr Perfect Schuyler. Asked him the spurs richer rose palaces one champion Mike King Says Stop Silverlake Heartthrob Trey curb. Monday Rayleigh superstar the login Sasha banks was wwe superstar Braun strowman names coming on his skin. Zach Lindor Damn Black Aka. The goof Har Hashem Tom. Aj sows the phenomenal one. If you will and you're listening you're listening to this. You're listening to you. I listen to this. You're listening to listen to the mass and show smash masked man should estimate mansion Welcome to the mass man show. I'm your host. David Shoemaker and joining me making his triumphant return time in three years three years. He over user. Jim is laughing in the background. My Buddy Blake my buddy blake. How're you doing? Are you letting us your name I am. I am allowed US my name now. I've been freed from the shackles of DC comics. And I can use my name freely amongst people Blakey's work for DC so nerd cred is fully accounted for through the roof We were just talking about Chris. Jericho people always we say. It's a really impressive that he's as good as he is at his age and so of course as we're we're going to air I pushed I got on the Google machine and And tried to find and and went to famous birthdays dot com to look at other wrestlers. Who have a similar age forty nine year old wrestlers Maroon through some of these names names? And you tell me should these people be the champion of e w instead of Christiane these these are all active guys. Know Okay. These are just wrestle. Even better one of them. I missed Kristan Christopher Daniels. He's not qualified. Did you seem weird. that he that bump or he fell he tried to do. A springboard like backflip from the Apron. Oh yes dismissed yet on it. At least he acted like he really whiffed on it I said this on the show a billion times but I was interviewing AJ styles. Once it's in he in person and I did. I asked it in a very delicate way. 'cause I'm a scared person a frightened demand but I was basically just like how long you're going to be able to keep doing this. And it's not because like whatever like wrestlers e nothing. He was old but basically dislike. How're you like? You're the first first the first inkling you're GonNa have that your old is that you're going to try to springboard off the top rope and you're gonNA fail and that could be a big problem the ray death and also oh and he was like I'm GonNa quit by the time fifty whatever. He hit some deadline news. I basically that'll never happen to me. But isn't that isn't that the log line for every every single wrestler let's ever existed like I'm never going to be flare. I'll never russell until I'm sixty five. O Two good log line because then you you're forty ninth. Birthday comes and retirements on the horizon than wt we used just like. Can we give you more money show up to Saudi Arabia. Please help us okay. So other forty nine year old wrestlers Travaux Guerrero had. No I believe he's in the show Glow so he's not available Spike Dudley and back to accounting. He's not available to Jerry No I don't think he's hearing could be a serious player in. Aws Jerry may be an ageless. Japanese wonder can like myself. But it's still not not. It may be qualified. Buff Bagwell note. That would be a definite. No I would probably pass. I passed on buff in in two thousand one. I think we'll pass now. The last one is A more Dang this list goes on. Stop me if somebody catches your attention. Monty Brown remember him. MM-HMM I do remember Alpha male his name and wwe. I do not remember my God. He was he was so bad monty Brown. The purpose of this exercise is to to talk about how impressive Chris Jericho. That's true. We have a lot of importance. Have talked about this weekend. Seth Rollins at ETA change of heart and it talks about people have been released And suspended from WBZ in the past couple of days. But I do want to get to this list. Oh marquees Chor von Number Marquees Chor von. I barely remember Marquees. Cor Von. What would he lose notable for was his name is Monty? Browns named Debby Wade Dealer Brown dealer brown sad story decades really great. He's one of my. WHO's one of my favorites Rodney Mack? I always liked him too. Yeah Chris Jericho is one million million is what this is proved howled jungle boy half his age and he's going at the same rate. I mean it's pretty. It's pretty incredible. What he's doing? It might not look the prettiest. It's still absolutely incredible. Jungle boy is born in Nineteen Ninety seven so like twenty two nineteen seventy nineteen ninety handy set out in one thousand nine hundred twenty two hang so he had his moment he they had this green storyline awa great. They had this like a lot of people didn't quite understand apparently but that that basically Jericho is like all fight jungle boy because I want an easy. I have to have another match this year and I want easy way. In which the Good Gimmick for a company where wins and losses matter. I don't know man. I thought maybe I thought jungle boy was such a like a gimmicky guy when they signed him. And maybe it's just because because there's a lot of more gimmicky people surrounding him now but jungle every whenever I see jungle boy in the ring I'm just sorta like maybe because the average size a little bit smaller I don't know whenever I see him in the ring and I'm just like that guy could be. The champion is part of it. Just what eighty W is doing in terms of kind of long-term storytelling and and really focusing using on these wrestlers and entire credibility of the of the whole company is that do you think that really colors what you're seeing now cooler some but I'm sure there is a feeling that anything's possible like somebody like my pop up in Wbz and you're just like well it's never gonNa have popped up on smackdown. What would you think if anything this guy belongs onto five live and then then you probably never watched the match get? Yeah but they've been doing all the things that they well I don't know I mean of all the things you can use. WB OF MESSING UP. At least they've been like pushing Jason cruiserweights and not not pretending they're cruiser. They're they're not all like Ramos. Cheerios getting like like in his first run getting like shocking winds over bigger guys. Yeah that's true that's true show but how many of those guys do take seriously well not a lot but a lot more than you would have thought you could a couple of years ago. Like Ali Well Gee I guess Shorty Gee I guess they're teaming up but the buddy murphy but who's probably a little bit over two hundred and five pounds still a game from that show show. There's some other dudes right maybe not maybe not maybe not but so you. There's other dudes who are already on the roster you could put in that category should it had been probably cruiser. Who in another era would have been cruiserweights already anyway? Yeah Anyway. Congratulations to jungle. Wave against title shot in for winning being me over Jungle Jack. I'm GonNa just come Jungle Jack. Perry I'M GONNA go full full JEB. Jr on that one Mazal jungle. Jack Perry Mazal to you all right so big week this week some would say But the biggest thing that happened by far and we got an old school attitude era style. He'll turn reveal. Oh yes Over the past couple of weeks our guy I Kevin Owens the every man of. WWe was he's been getting beat up by AO P finally Jr.. And Seth Ron sort of tr- ben somewhere in the middle Meanwhile Seth Ron's is kind of being addict trying to preach together in unity to a locker room doesn't care about him Cao's wreck running around backstage with pipe like trying to beat up trying to find A. OPN beat them up. He finds the van. He smashes it up he I guess smashes the handle of the back of the truck till it can be opened and he opens the van. And then there's a hooded figure who he grabs only than a appears. I don't know where they beat him up. And then the hooded figure turns around and it is Seth Rollins who is for some reason wearing slacks and dress shoes with a Hoodie. Good Book Yeah well you know. He's he's he's about to be married married man. I think he's got a switch up. That wardrobe you really missed you missed a the MO JO rally. The most important thing that he's done in the last year than sign a contract for millions of dollars that he signed a contract direct from mains of those. I think he did. Yeah well good work. If you can get it together. I knew outfit and now he's got. He might have manager of this kind of hard to tell if this is going to be more than one week the thing but What is filtered or or no will he you know he and interaction with? Ko backstage where he didn't tell me. It was going and Kevin Nolan and smacked him really hard in the face. But then he had a match against Kevin Owens where he was managed by. Sammy Zane. How badly do you think they buy? Hi damage raw badly. Do you think they need him to be A. He'll at the top of the card and Jeroen no guests. Mojo Rawley no Seth rollins like who takes his place. As kind of the the big face of Owens now as what I can say this last week but it's wild because Kevin owns who were who we were. You know we as a wrestling wrestling fans were reasonably suggesting may just go to t a couple of weeks ago he might just like quit. I mean be done with the main roster oster go back down to the NFC and now. He's the main the top baby face on raw. And Seth Rollins who regardless of how how legitimate quote unquote real the draft was he was like Ross top male draft pick and part of the value of that draft. Pick both in real life and in K.. FEHB ABE is that he is the top baby face and they just immediately or dislike now. He's he'll now when after says. beat up Kevin Owens. He he came on stage and he started telling explaining himself. And a half to say as gratifying is that hood pullback and the Kevin Oh oh that he curtsy before by the way Ah after. He revealed himself. Curb stopped. Kevin Owens onto the concrete backstage which was intense very then he came out and did this promo and it's cool as the reveals. Cool as the curbstone is cool as the prospect for this feud was the promo is just excellent. Excellent it was there is like the work shoot. Shoot like if it wasn't quite a worksheet but there's like there's like the work shoot version of what he did and there's the sort of like ironic modern earn phantom like did nothing wrong aspect of what he did is he was like speaking the truth. You know but somehow they found the sweet spot right in between those two things where it was like. He's only saying real things and he's actively using the reality. which is he is the workhorse the the the backbone of WWe and the fans are started the boo him because they were bored? Do you think I mean yeah. I mean that was my question was what do you think the did this show this face run of suggested. Did this show his incapability of being a lead face on a show. Like this Well I mean I think it's all cyclical in the sense. That like the like he last night he was so good both in Promo and just the just the excitement that he is. They'RE LETTING HIM BE A. He'll so kudos to w but that he's embracing. I'm doing a great job of it already and everything else it almost like I. I like immediately teleported to his eventual baby-faced turn year or whenever it is. We're I'm just going to be so much more excited for him as hero because I already appreciate what. He's done a hill again so like I appreciate so much more for what he's done in one night as a he'll But that that the end of that Promo he cut he says. I'm sure so many Said said this before but this felt really fresh and really smart where he was telling the fans basically that like. They're booing like whatever they made him. I'm a he'll which is both true in K.. FEHB and in reality like the way he said it was so well written so well conceived he says this word for word but he basically said you're negatively has become a self fulfilling prophecy. This is a true thing. Yeah I mean not just with them with most uh of wrestling history of you boo somebody. They become a he'll so yeah so filling prophecy it turned fiction into fact and then plays off the word turned it has turned me to stand side by side with. Ob basically it's the first time in WBZ history where somebody actually just said. Yes I turned in. Yeah so many what I'm saying. But like he he set in such a way that he didn't have to say it and that's like that's really really well done shit I mean this isn't Shakespeare. Although you know Shakespeare wasn't shakespeare it is kind of Shakespeare but it isn't like high literature but this is really really well done and super well done I. I don't know I mean I think I'm just like super excited. That like we've been teasing it for a couple of weeks but I'm just excited the WBZ's actually going through with it. This is this. Is the number one baby face on raw. This was the guy who's supposed to lead the the company and the the show if not the company and they're just like you know what instead of dragging this out for eight years like we've done Roman reigns and hoping that the fans will eventually turn they come around on him Which defender Buna? Let's just take the reins. Let's let's make me. He'll but do you think it's hard to say that it's not working He feels authentic. I think everything down from his his voice the way he speaks is it's super super grading. I think that there it wasn't he on the show so it was. Somebody was just telling him a couple of weeks ago. Like just listening to your voice makes me want to vomit. I mean he he. He fits the bill. I guess it's a question that I would have with this. Turn with him. kind of taking this spot is food considering all the other people they have on the roster. What's really the utility Eh of? I understand that it's the fans that are doing this at this point right like they're rejecting him they don't really want him to. They don't want him to be the lead face they don't want him to be the lead good guy in the show right but when you have other. People like drew McIntyre and Samoa. Joe Coming back at some point and you you still. I mean theoretically Brooklyn around the show. I just think that it will make for I. Guess interesting. Theater with Kevin Owens. But what's where does this go. Where does this take us? Where where do we go from here? Wrestlemainia like it's a good question because I mean obviously we know wwe. And and you know he in Kevin's could feud straight through WRESTLEMAINIA. You know I mean yeah for all we know but you're right and I don't think brock listener is a little bit. It can take him out of the equation because bracken himself literally not a right but you but also Brooklyn's have could have he'll versus Yo matchup or blockage play baby face. Whatever I mean? There's a a million ways. They could just make that work without messing up the rest of the fabric. But you're right. The Baby Fae side of the main event scene is very thin. I mean you're looking at Roussev. Yeah Ray well that's it you get to like Ramos baby face an he'll I mean obviously. Aj styles this is a is a can be a main adventure in five seconds. I mean Randi Horton's in that category too although I don't know what Randy match people are clamoring to see. I mean it's not anything. It's not anything with seth not says not. Ko Right. I mean I don't know I mean maybe there's a coordinating that'd be fun. I think actually may be even more interesting than seth actually turning at this point because even though that's fascinating topped the show we're talking about here is what else does this do to the rest of the card and on the baby inside. Who does this push up? I mean designed to shake it a real shot not like you know dropping to Aj styles and having a few good matches but does he get a real real shot at kind of headlining. A pay per view with Seth rollins. Does Samoa Mojo. Get a baby face. Run that people seem to be in for Yea It makes it it just Kinda makes an interesting. What happens to the rest rousseff? Come off this Lashley thing in a couple of months Johnson and start to wrestle at the top card because he looks as hot as he's ever looked Both literally and figuratively But you know I think I think that's the super super super interesting part about the rest of this But this turned. I totally agree roof where my mind went to. Although I don't know just like I feel like the the fact that he came back with a mustache. He's clearly the growing his hair out and put it in his goatee is already back that that was just like like he came back and somebody somebody somebody was just like. What the hell are you doing? Go back to what made you made you work. But now we're going to. I'd rather see must IRA lease like you know. Let them have a different look for punishment is going to be. You have to watch your wife make out with another dude on camera every week. That's your punishment for your moustache. I gotta say though if your wife made out with with another dude on TV like if it if it you know if you guys are strong enough to do it and strong relationship is strong enough also you get the you get like the like the trump trump card in every argument for the rest of time just like you made out with Bobby Lashley. I don't care if it was the story line we did that. I don't I don't know if I like family. Man Shoemaker. We're here it's knowledge about the strength of Mary. I would never bring up such thing. Okay let's look at other baby. Oh Alastair Black I guess it is. He's facing Buddy Murphy at TLC which could which we've already seen a fight? It was a great match. And we'll see and this is going to be. This has a potential to be the match of the night. Except for the fact that it's an man it's a night full of plunder it can be chairs and tables and whatnot so I'm not sure that like like the greatest knee strike fast asked in the history of WWe is going to be the the most memorable part of the night. And maybe Alastair Black. Maybe he's the guy to but then if he wins he gets he gets a little bit of that Buddy Murphy after that match with Roman reigns back when America wasn't that long ago Look like he was. He was on the cusp aspe- probably not anymore. But you're right Ramos. Cheerio is now conceivably right there. Although they gave he had they could have had him beat brock listener and it would not have her brock ark listener him and he and his son could have pulled off that when Brooke listeners gone for three months anyway let's just let Rahab run with the title. Basically instead gave him the. US idle the next night so armee sorry the intercontinental the US technically the next night and And so I think that that's probably where they want they. They see him You know for the future And that's kind of it. Yeah I mean unless unless you think this is the chance for no way. Jose take his place at the top of the car. I I'm ready. I'm ready for it if you had to push somebody who is like clearly at the bottom of the rock hard you you you you you have the book and you have to make a male lower card performer into the next big baby face. Who would you pick well? Besides no way Jose yes boca besides never say I mean. He's not at the bottom of the card but I would say kind. The way that they've used in the last few months would would probably be andrade just looking at him I mean he he. I think that there's probably ways to make Selena Vega more of a of a sympathetic figure. I don't I don't think she's I mean she's not doing that on purpose right now. But that's that's the one guy. Where are you know even more than ricochet I think that he could? He could really have a he could really have a run. He's a little bit younger. I think and And he's he's absolutely fabulous like I think that that's very possible. Yeah I mean it would be. I don't know really how you test ricochet at this point I think ricochet could certainly do it. I don't think he's really benefiting from the Superhero the thing that they have been doing all the time. It's quite it's one dimensional. I mean what what else about him. Other than the fact he's extremely athletic and kids. Love him I mean what else. Else's what else is there. A truthfully I mean I love the Guy I think he's fantastic but I I don't know what else there is really with him a I don't he doesn't really particularly have a story. I mean if you're if you're the let's say your head of creative for you know for a sec. What is do you have a solution for him due on keeping him obey? Hey I don't think he has it in him to be a hill. No I think that he's I think that I think that is really can see. I think the fact that it's hard to imagine as a he'll probably it doesn't help his potential as a baby face and a lot of ways you know not. I mean just like both in flexibility at the top of the carpet. Also where you go from here. I mean I don't think it's hard to imagine booking him into a holding the title but I don't know what you really do after that no and I don't yeah exactly. I think I can imagine him very easily winning a match and people going absolutely but I can't imagine him keeping it and I think that if people don't go absolutely shit that I'm again. I'm not sure exactly what you do. That's what I'm saying. I don't know how you can test them like. I think that I feel very confident that he could be a headliner. That he'd be taught baby-faced the Albany but like there's not a lot of I mean I don't know why I guess my like one percent reservation on him like I don't know how I could really figure that out. I mean you just push him. I mean if given the opportunity because I don't think people are gonNA keep popping because he earns your pops every night right and so but does he have that it that it factor. I don't know who knows. They gotta give him some time. I mean it's it's I think I let him not I mean first of all. He like he shouldn't be talking and if he's GonNa talk he shouldn't be doing that stuff. And how do you create his character. How do you create? How do you create sympathy for a guy who's self-proclaimed Superhero hero and all this other all this other very saccharin type of of storyline? How do you make it? So that he's a Guy Kinda like Koffi Koffi so much more transcendent cendant star. Then Rick Ashamed. Maybe we'll ever be but Kofi you WanNa copy to win the belt and keep the belt. I don't know that anybody's GonNa want ricochetted. Keep it after he has it. Yeah yeah well listen I mean for all the you said. Is it really that hard to imagine. I mean I know forget our free about the brand split for a while. How is it really that hard to imagine like him and whoever him and baby another baby face tag teaming against says Roi Knock Amora and then ricochet turning heel and joining the Siamese ain't faction because they all were in like PWG together at some point if he's got semi Jane Than Yes and I think it's GonNa be that like I I am done talking? Yes and the crown that King Ricochet why not have a king but the king ricochet on the indies was bad ass like that guy looks good booed crown. Not Many people can say that Gordon looks pretty good but like ricochet look good in a crown. He really made it work. So yeah I guess whatever make ricochet so you're top star. This is a long digression but also. I think you're right. I think you're that you're right about About Andrade because I I think in drought. You don't even need to change anything. I mean basically when when they were when he and ray were like trading winds wrong thing like that was basically a face turn that was basically like like the Like the the mutual respect baby-faced turn right. All you have to do is have him beat seth in a match and have him not cheat to win Yup Orange Redknapp look good in a match against Seth Cheat to win and then just have him and he can still be cocky. Nevada hockey wrestlers if on had that series against Roman reigns or peak. Komo twenty. Fourteen John Cena. How much huger would he be rather than facing? You know like a a more sympathetic baby face ray where people are gonNA love him. People want to cheer him and so the master just great as opposed to Andrade. Where you'd like this guy? You love his matches. He's he's fighting like a guy like Roman and Org Sina where you want now. Now you want that. He'll he'll to beat them and then it becomes a baby face. I think that he's got it. All there I would not give him a microphone. Ever I just think that I his English. She's getting better clearly but at the same time. I think it's really hard for him to leave some a little bit exposed. That's what I that's what I've kind of seen I just think that he's I think that he's great and I don't even think again I don't think he needs I think all he has to do is just like be cocky and be good at what he does because he's those things were those things I think you know. They do a lot of talking and especially on. I mean it's just like when Kevin Owens Kevin Jones is such a natural on the Mike that it's just hard to like be on the same roster is him trying to cut promos you know. That's why they probably put them against Seth. Yeah you now you have somebody that can actually go spar with him a little bit. Did you pay attention. The Viking raiders. Promo when they. They called out the street profit or they when they announce their John Street prophets answered using Nice little match that yet they came out. And they got microphones. I know they've had promos before. There's like backstage rush. Like pre pre produce things super super super pray producers. It was like it was as if like Hawk and animal. The ghost of Hawk Walk and animal who is alive came to the ring these they were. Don't project death on those guys know. But they were just like it was like when you and your buddy or just like watching youtube videos of you know Hogan Promos and just say you know finding trying and trying until you find that rasping your voice as you find the right note you got the right Rasp. Yeah yeah super duper impressive But yeah I mean so so you just cutting promos in general. It's it's tough off. It's it's a tough thing but you know I think so. I think the main point here is that you know set turning heel. Is this really long roundabout way of saying it. But seth turning the heel is really. It's such a a formative. It's a formative changes to the roster And and it's not just something cool colon that that we've wanted for ages because he just makes more sense as a heel but in terms of what it does and the opportunity gives kind of the freshness of storylines that gives not the. WWE has been bad over the past few weeks. I think I think quite the contrary but it. It really gives them a lot of jet fuel. I think going into into twenty twenty. Yeah I think so too. I think it shows a lot about saliva their flexibility and listen they. WB MESSED UP Roman reigns I wrote about it like two years ago and maybe maybe not that long but I wrote about how they had just like you know ms served him basically in what way I just like their unwillingness to vary from there the constant push and like every time they would get the top the fans of boom and they would basically reboot over and over again they would just take him back down. I'm like work in the mid card and in impressive fashion and then as soon as like fans weren't weren't abjectly trying to boo him off of the state out of the ring every time they were like all right. Let's let's put it put the pedal down again and they would just like boosting right back to the main event and it was like no you just please stop an abbot over and over again until he got sick which is tragic or whatever but like but that's given them free license to basically do exactly what you're saying without the backlash from the fans because to be quite honest with you. I think they've used that too. I think they've used his illness not that they're doing this on purpose but I think they've used his illnesses like an excuse. I used to kind of do whatever they want to some extent. Yeah but I mean I guess the point I was trying to make is the fact that like they the fact that they did did that is sort of an is inexcusable. But it did make the seth rollins turnover more surprising because he felt like never have. Yeah right it felt like you assume they'd be set in in their ways breath like they were with Roman. Even though Steph has been back and forth a couple of times By the way a great gimmick for somebody it would be a great lake. Bobby Lashley Post Rousseff rousseff feud would be for him to just like cut a like a completely satirical that comical work shooter have have Lana do it for him and she'd be like there's a big. There's a big spot for for a brand for top line baby face on this roster and I'm GonNa fill that spot and just haven't come out and like Americai trunks. We're coming coming off cancer discussion. And I didn't know where you're going to have him take him volunteer to be the headline baby face and just like come out with like American flag carrying babies and kissing babies shaking hands like doing the whole thing like he like give him every gimmick like he has given Bret Hart Sunglasses it will give give it to a fan in the front row and the FA ades him. I'm one hundred percent in. That sounds great. They need to be a little more met. I think Yeah Lazy. Gentlemen the baby face Bobby. Lashley it it's just like what we call. That'd be great all right. Well I mean well done well done. I guess we'll see where this goes in the immediate future It's presumably going to TLC. Although that has not officially been announced is there's nothing there's nothing there for for Father of them. But I mean after you like curb. Stop A man's face into the concrete. It feels like you should have a match but you know it's it's it's hard to say it doesn't i. It depends on how how badly got something something the ground you know. Yeah that's true. I mean also have well. I saw the brand split has been so confusing. Sammy Zane Pablo okay. Okay okay well I would say like they could just announce it on Friday but but on some level you're just like wooden raw wouldn't USA WANNA keep that for themselves the announcement. They're going to have a match if it was going to happen McGuire. Yeah if that anyway. I don't think they're giving anything to anybody except for Sammy's ain't apparently they're not really D- handing off anything at this point there's no promos for the show's really. I mean there are a little bit but yeah added has is tough okay. Well we'll see we'll see what happens. We're GONNA talk more by TLC but before we get there. I WANNA talk about. There have been some releases and just breaking breaking news. We do this a couple of people got pinged for wellness policy violating We'll start with the releases. looper recipes was not dead but no. He's not dead sorry. I noticed. Shoemaker podcast he's not dead. Not Renew. Garber was finally released after like formally announcing his really I mean demanding is released months months ago. In April he worked he worked to resume Neha weekend match like on the pier. You were like when worlds collide allied against Die Jacovic yes yup And then he made that surprise. Return later as Eric. Rowe ins muscle is old buddy. Eric Ruins Muscle Burke Rohan is getting a push on raw With a cage with something in it it as his gimmick now sure very convincing but I guess it just as a point of comparison both in terms of maybe with the with the wrestlers themselves are willing to do but also in terms of like WBZ weird levels of fascination with different performers. That Eric Ruin has been rebooted. I mean successfully repackaging rebooted several times in the past year alone. That's right and Luke Harper. Who is I think I mean? I Love Eric Ruin but look Harper's will do Corp. is immensely more I was going to say the exact same thing. It's I don't really understand I mean do you think it's maybe because Rohan and we're all completely speculating here. But what do you think it may be because Rohan is more game to be repackaged that many times in his is willing to go through that many changes whereas he's willing to get beat by the rocket. Ah You know four seconds at Wrestlemainia like some kind of jobber I mean as an actual job or I mean. I don't really know what it is. I think it's incredible that when you have three brands and where you have essentially no I mean not a lot of big guys anymore you really. Don't you have a lot of guys like you know. Aj and Ali G. kind of card. Yeah Luke Harbor Arbor like grew defacto grew six inches during his time on the roster because the rest of the roster kind of shrunk at the same at the same time absolutely. I mean there's also I I mean there's no excuse for not using Luke Harper better. Don't listen it don't hear anything about to say as defensive W would WBZ. Doing they dropped the ball in every sense except the lira one But you could imagine you could imagine someone W W you know looking at Lou Carpenter just being like well we already have Alec. He's not you know he's dirty or like we already have enough guys wrestling in tank tops and jeans or like we already have big beardie guys we already have you know. Is he a big guy or as you move that guy is he like how who what is this or is you know is it. Just Bruiser Brody two point. Oh and by the way. I hate bruiser brody because he refused to sign with my dad. Back in like nineteen eighty-one. This could be anybody backstage. Just like you imagined superficial reasons for not pushing him at a given moment. I'm not talking about overall like at a given moment. You can imagine superficial reason but this is the point that you're making you're right in a world with three shows that are supposed to be completely distinct brands. There's no we already have one of those. This guy's there's no re. There's no that you'd never come into conversation. Actually if you look at it from a from a four show perspective you look at eighty w and and you look at a guy like Harper and and you know we don't know if he doesn't have a non compete or you know won't be able to go ninety nine because in ninety three of region I mean can you imagine him and Jack Swagger Spot Right now Jake Jake Haggar hanger whatever you say. Let's say I mean if you if you can if you're wwe and you already have kind of the great worker or like a big guy going over to e w and then totally repackaging him in just a silent ass-kicker type of Gimmick. If you can basically Envision Vision Luke Harper in that role which easily easily can. I think that you have to try to find a utility for him. I I you know. I don't feel the same way. Yeah about Connor and Victor of the ascension who just got released or Sin Kara part seven or whoever the hell that was but you know I don't feel I don't I don't look at them and say when win we're really given. We're really giving our competition. Something and I think that's that's why they they kind of extend kept him on for April. But at this point you you have to be cognizant of that. I don't know how you could it be. Yeah Yeah I mean there were a couple of a bunch of you. Mentioned it sin. Kara was released. The ascension ascension was released. Were released both of them The I'm trying to think who else is anybody. Oh Mark Mike Canales did ask for release. What was it has not been granted not granted and obviously the the revival but they resigned right? They got new deals. They're they're I believe triax on Sunday. Yeah I mean they know. They're in the title match on Sunday. But I'm trying to think of other people who've like publicly been Either publicly we or or you know. It's widely believed to have been looking for release but they I mean they're fine. Set them aside. I hate to mention Mojo Rawley ever but let alone two times in a podcast. But I think he's I think he's one of them as well. I think he was rumored to have asked for is releasing that night. They just locked up now a lot of those guys. I think I think you were talking about a couple of weeks ago with Saint Germain but yeah they was locked all these mid card guys kind of crazy But yeah it's hard to I. Guess they they just to me the fact that they've all these people that even just like four people got released at once and they're probably just looking for people to release the bottom line thing ever. It's like what this is just a or it's just like hey we're fed up with all these asking releases and the perception that we won't grant them and whatever I mean it seems like they just you know there was probably more than just more than just you know. There's more at play than probably meets the eye. There are some you know deeper level of decision making now immediately you mentioned. Aws W. immediately like Mardi scrolls posting. They instagram pictures of the two of them together. And like there's everybody in and Lou Corpus twitter account is now must follow. I don't John I'm not quite sure what he's getting at halftime. But he's like just sub tweeting left and right and just like directly responding to people's tweets too busy to be following covers. I don't I don't I don't ever go on. I don't ever like check twitter but like when people make posts about what the things he's saying on twitter they check what he said around. But he's never you're never too busy to To follow these is Luke Harper. Like I'm looking at the rest of the roster right now is he just one of those dudes who is who is just is is kind of exactly the the the archetype of the guy that you know hardcore marks really clamoring for the WBZ VW. Let go because you know his work rate and his character and just stare everything about him you know. He's the guy that people are saying like yet man. If you give Lou Carpenter E W we'll who even knows how good he could be that kind of stuff. I mean other than you know Sammy's Zane. Maybe you're Kevin Owens a guys like that I mean that's that's really isn't he just is one of the top dudes. They don't want to go over oddly enough even though he wasn't He feels like in a W me. Feels like already packaged. Ready for W he apparently copyrighted they just a week before they announced his release their room their stories that he was had filed trademarks for Brodie. Lee which is any name and I mean it's a it's a pity didn't work out but I mean I think fans are right to just I mean he's a great worker. He's really smart. He's a fun guy and and these you know it's a good character. It's a little bit of a throwback character for sure but that's what you know real that can really work man works all the time in. NFC Ah The ascension was another example. I mean Shit. I mean same car too. I mean these are all like in. Some ways like throwback characters that struggled to find footing in the modern UH modern wrestling world right and I think that's but of all of them. Luke Harper is he could have evolved into something much more significant just time in in care. I mean isn't that what he was doing right now. It's they're showing you that they care about these characters and what their win losses mean and I mean I'm not I'm not some giant E W only guy but I. It's I think it's pretty clear that that's what they're doing in terms of their storytelling. I appreciate it you know I. I think it's great. So we'll see March eighth We'll see we'll see where he turns up market calendars And in the meantime I'm sure we'll be working in wrestling shows with a few of them that are not televised or not nationally televised. He'll be able to do all those And congratulations to him for getting free. Because it's it's really dumb to have a guy like that is an under under contract for even longer than his contract was originally four on do all that kind of stuff. I mean. Listen I don't think that it sets a good example to be releasing people when they're publicly requesting you know demanding to be released and everything else but especially in an era where everybody in the roster wakes up pissed off could do that. You know hop on twitter and they have a bad start a bad day for your PR department but which what about these wellness policy segue thank you? I mean they just it was just announced that That body rude and I think premo Cologne Cologne. That's it yeah. We were a now add wellness policy violations. It's I mean as with these things they're always many jokes to be had You know Sir I I I myself have within the past two weeks Pop Steroids yes. Oh Marvel that bobby rude on television And wondered exactly what you know what the name of his Dietitian is so I could look him up I mean listen borrowed road. I mean he's not alone being like a wonder of modern medicine or whatever else I mean. There's a lot of history and science. But he's just like he is just for a guy his age to seemingly beginning in better and better shape in art to start in great shape and to get better and better shape with every passing. Year is pretty incredible right. It's not like this is happening too heavy machinery or anything like that right but It could be something else entirely you know for all we know. He's you know on the up and up with a liberal liberal. You know doctor. And he got up for something actually more insidious or you know. Whatever something? That's not something more recreational we don't know yeah but it's easy to jump to conclusions. They also said they were going to release the colognes anyway weren't they weren't they released. I was I thought that they announce it. Or maybe they're gonNA let their contracts expire spire something. Yeah that sounds that sounds. They're barely on the road. We saw them. I saw them wrestlemainia weekend and more than a couple. You know a half marks who were hanging around the hotel were just like. What are those guys doing here? Ha But they've been around they they work somehow shows and the road occasionally but there there definitely working war in their family promotion in Puerto Rico so Sounds a little bit more a little bit more equipped for maybe that was the deal. Maybe like we'll let you guys go but you gotta take a wellness policy violation on the way out the door so it looks like a really doing something over here now. That's not true. They're the ones policy Socks Sucks Bobby. Rude though who was really flourishing in his role as burn Gordon Food and one of Dwight are also off Sigler's Excuses for not talking about it should be me or whatever I guess it's dossier glory another doll detour from the main sigler. Still like he does ziglar. Being crony. Is this house seventeenth. Maybe ever when they put that was it after Wrestlemania when they teamed him up with drew McIntyre is the new lake each became diesel. Hell Yeah and then. It's been crony city. Ever since they made the made McIntyre entire crony after that they made him Shane's crony and then and now he's beating up on jobbers. Aren't really sure what the I'm not really sure what the what the point is I like both those guys. Like all these guys. It's too bad But but yeah you wonder I mean this is it does feel I mean maybe. It is a huge coincidence incidence but it feels sort of coincidental that we have via the wellness policy stuff and the cuts are happening at the same time. Like Get focused I maybe get get a little. Get a little slimmer a little leaner. Yeah I like maybe there's yeah maybe there's a mode if there's motivation behind any of those things maybe they're connected yeah which is not to say? The wellness policy is like a political arm of WWe. But you take what I mean I miss his mustache. WBZ mustaches give guys mustaches. And they take them away your bank. Yeah it'd be so who knows all right enough of that. Let's talk about what really matters. T. L. C.. WWE TLC which you know what the best part you know what you know my favorite part about WB Chelsea of twenty nine Tina's is that I didn't realize it was on Sunday until you told me just have pay per view like two days ago. Yeah there's fifteen a year now or something like back and it's always gonNa feel like days ago and I know this is like the most boring like message board complaint feel like a pay per view full of tables ladders and chairs matches. Che's is one that you might deserve the full build or hey maybe even like six weeks of build. I don't think it's a good sign that you didn't know that it was on Sunday. Let's put it that way. Well I'm going to be honest. I didn't watch smackdown on Friday and I watch like the Hulu cut of raw. I had to cram it in this week. Yeah I I watch smackdown and I watched most of raw but it. Yeah it was It was it was kind of a fun week. I guess I think going into going into TLC. Not Knowing. Basically not knowing. If Seth and Kevin Owens are going to do anything probably not a good sign for how focused or not focus they are so. I'm googling right now to see if there's any new Disney rumors out there MELTZER said There was talk of doing a match with Owens at TLC. But that match was never finalized and as of this morning was not updated listings for the card. Which I guess a a statement of fact but I mean listen? I'm all for not having every feud on every pay per view. Tell the story better And take the the time that you you know. Whatever time you need but that so little bit surprising As of right now your main event is either the Kabuki warriors ears versus Becky Lynch in Charlotte Flair for the women's tag team matches or tag team championships. Sorry or Roman reigns versus King Gordon. which which is a non title Poelman? Oh No that yeah. That's what the matches Dog Food thing is weird. It's probably Corbin and rains but I wouldn't be surprised if it's could be warriors. There's match you know Dave. I think we're talking right before we went on about. How could you remember? Can you remember the last time where the the picks for this and the results seem so transparent. I mean I'm looking at this car right now and I don't really think that there's any question not only kind of yeah I mean about how it just looks like. It's going to land so chalk and you. Can you know you're looking at a match like Becky Lynch and Charlotte Buki is not to jump ahead too much but it feels is like. I not only know who's going to win the match but I know why they're winning the match and what they're doing for the next you tell me what you think the outcome is and I will do my best to imagine the alternatives. We just run through. Okay let's do it Let's start with Let's start at the bottom of the rousseff versus Bobby Lashley with Lana. And lastly it's corner. It's a tables match. By the way which was set up by the fact that rousseff belly to bellied lashley through the three the table at their divorced I ceremony I love. This is all exist in a parallel universe. Jerry the king lawler is like the only authority figure and also is like a justice of the peace. He he presided over my parents. Divorce was that must have been awkward. No it was fight. He made some unflattering comments about my mother. This really terrible I I think this is a I think. This is a rousseff just to wrap this up and have him do other things. Well I hope so and it does feel like this has been going on long enough. But they've been giving it so much time true that one wonders if they're sizing someone backstage is a little bit more infatuated who's infatuated enough with us to keep it going. Yeah I mean I I guess it's I can go to take the other side of it. I agree with you unders to take the other side of it if you if you really wanted to do if you really wanted to push bobby Lashley as your top healers one of the top and I guess you have a new top. He'll will you're talking about but if you wanted to skyrocket him up to a match watch against Ramos Stereo for the. US title for next month. Then maybe you just convince yourself that rousseff losing the rousseff could lose but still you know get some licks after the match or you know somehow embarrassed. Lana in a way that he pops the crowd and he so is the moral yet so I guess maybe this is the the only match on the card words. It's the result seems to be somewhat in question But Ruth have really does seem like. Here's the thing with rousseff. They're giving him an opportunity now and he is every time he gets when he's over his hell but it does sort of feel like I know this is Paul. Paul Heyman work playing the strengths of the performance and stuff. But it does feel like even rousseff rousseff peak when he is the most over with the crowd. It doesn't feel like he's being booked particularly and in some ways that's really good because it feels like human organic but like it really feels feels like if Vincent Man was invested in in Rousseff as a top baby face we beginning a different performance is that it does that make any sense. Yeah I I think it does obviously bulldogs campy storyline but I mean like doesn't feel like he's on script particularly it doesn't feel like yeah I don't know I mean he's working with his wife. I mean that's you know how. How does it have to be when you're you're in a storyline like this? Maybe right But yeah I I would love to see him. Get a good push and you would think that with everything else we going on raw with Paul Heyman's involvement everything else. He it seems like he's he he would be a good good pick. He be good value. PICKFORD FOR YA. We talked about at the top of the POD. kind of that makes sense to Kabuki warriors versus speculation Charlotte flare. TLC match everything's involved for the tag team championship. It seems pretty. You know to me it seems this is Becky Lynch in Charlotte flair win now. They're the kind of mismatched tag champions. Basically what we saw rollins and Braun two months ago now and and I mean that's and just for another. Yeah exactly they do this for another six weeks six or maybe until Wrestlemainia who knows but this seems out of all the ones on the card I mean this seems the most easy to look at it and just not only the win but what they're gonna do with the tag belts that they it can go either. Show the women's tag bills. I think that's case. Yeah so does that mean that Becky Lynch in Charlotte Flare Go hang out on smackdown or competitor challenges have get to come to them. Yeah possible I don't think they can come to them but I think that they can bounce around to different shows the riot squad might be ready for a comeback. That's true I think I saw Romney. Riots yeah I saw the rue ruby riots a healthy all right Lee she's out there like signing autographs and stuff like that And Morgan was just pack. So yeah maybe so but anyway yeah I I agree with you on that one But if he warned argue with the other way they could just fast track the falling out have them get come to blows on the pay per view and have the have the Kabuki warriors retain. I think getting them getting the tag belts gives them more. Choose for a few more weeks. Though I agree I agree with that decision. Chaos black versus buddy murphy singles match. I think this is the body of the Buddy Murphy push no it's This is a this is a pretty easy Alastair black. When I don't know what else I mean? It's a listen if they have to give him time. Because there's not gonNA be yeah. I mean because the loser needs to be a more winner. I mean we have a moral victory here right. I mean both the I mean the Buddy Murphy presume loser you know he's. He has a ton of upside to and it would suck if they if absolutely back a couple a month so if they the only argument for Buddy Murphy winning is the dispute continues and oster black learn something from it and Buddy Murphy gets little rubber that it it would be nuts to have our black literally sitting on the shelf not literally well sort of literally sitting on the sidelines for so long and did come back and like have involved in like a like a fifty fifty feud like no way. No way no he needs to beat some dudes up mm-hmm man at anytime you can watch ouster black highlights on next he. I mean from next year like whatever on on Youtube. It's like he's so good. All those finishes the Andreotti like all these big matches That Gargano mass relay kicked him in the head and then caught him. Like organic chest landed or head landing. It's his chest asked and then he kicked him again like they're so incredibly he can. Just it's he so fun such a good wrestler and is he's just I love new death. Bray Wyatt versus the MS. which is I guess comes out? I mean the breakaway is trying to steal Mrs family or something. Yeah it's it's unsettling doing I would say I would say I could see this being a Ms Win with some Daniel Bryan interference. Although you know truthfully I I can see that. But they're not I mean the feed is not gonNA lose. It's no worries very white is this this is not break. This is Breyer as fiend. They're not are they separating them while they had break ed kind of do is like I real physicality this week when he attacked the Miz backstage as bray Wyatt as like Mr Rogers type character But yeah on this preview that I'm looking at it says Bray Wyatt but knows yeah Really depends I mean I guess the result of this match watch totally depends on kind of what it would be really weird if Bray Wyatt losses match. I can't even book man. No you're right it doesn't matter right. You're right it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter after Bray Wyatt why it just sort of like squashing Daniel Bryan would be really weird if he lost them as but hey who knows totally And also because smackdown both a cup both brands need big stars. They need unbeatable stars. I mean yeah unbeatable surly Storytelling and not everything can be fifty fifty they they need bray. Y just like we're seeing with auster mister black to be like a force I mean he is already you. I don't think you water that down at this point I know nothing. The MS is the character to not to risk that to not water. Down for right. Diabetes Diabetes smackdown tag team championship match the new day versus the revival. Like what they're doing with the new day I guess You Kinda keep Kofi a little bit somewhat relevant and keep all of the marks wondering why he hasn't said anything about not being the champion in getting beaten fourteen seconds. I don't mind that he's not the champion. I don't mind that he's not wrestling for the smackdown title. I just don't understand. Why n even going in K. FEHB? He's not the he's not embarrassed year trying to get back. He doesn't have a human reaction to getting his ass kicked and fourteen minutes and getting winning absolutely destroyed and demolished. I I don't really understand that part. I know that we're asked to suspend disbelief a lot. But it's for all that he talked about kind of having that belt. It's the most I think it's the most puzzling thing on. WBZ TV today. I just don't get it. I really don't Gimmick was actually that brock listeners beating beating like messed with his brain and after the match Kofi Kingston thought it was like Twenty fifteen or twenty twenty eighteen. Even pretty sure that they're not pushing any CD's storylines wouldn't that be a great story line if he was just like guys come on new day. Let's go for a first tag team championship. And then like and big each cast a play along. Sure I'm in what I I don't know I can't I can't I can't break it to him. He'll he'll he'll be destroyed all all right. You know you convince me. I thought it was dumb when you started talking but now I'm in I'm in very. They should tell the big east face. Who's winning this match This this is the new day I mean. Only the argument in the other direction is well. I wouldn't particular expect revival to have gotten this spot in the first place but but just with all the releases for the this is the kind of the make good just like if you if you stick around. Good things can happen to you man possible possible but I see the new but I agree. That should be really skewed towards a new day and then finally as far as we know Roman reigns versus King Corbin. TLC match feel like this feud has been going on for like seven years. Here's even though I know it's been like four weeks. It's just I feel like I've seen this before. I know what's going to happen. And it's it's there's no what's the substance to this other than they don't like each other and that Corbin is kind of an asshole like what is what is the propulsion. Here why should I care about this for longer than another five days. Good question I mean I like both these guys I like the I mean. It's just you know it's tough so for The main event of year. Yeah it's yeah it's a tough soza main event. Yeah I I just. Don't I want to care about this because I think Corbin's trying really hard. I still find him hard to look at just like generally speaking. But you know I. I think that he's I think he's doing great work but I just I think that there's there's only so many dog puns. You can make an and Hughes Dog Paraphernalia you know. I think it's I think it's it's run. Its course I think this is a clean in Rome win. What about you? Yeah I mean. Roman reigns feuds have a tendency to last for eight months but this does feel like after especially after the dog food. The incident on Friday does it does feel like everything here feels kind of off. I mean. Obviously you're you're right about that We'll see yeah. We'll see if they if they do anything to surprise us What happened is we John? Morris resigned did he. Yeah all right. He's officially back back in the fold. Good for him it was an Nwea powers that or will he was in impact for impact. That's right NWEA. Power is like a joke. That people like the smart marks are playing. Hang on like the other. Mark said haven't watched stuff 'cause like it's like a youtube show run by Billy Corgan. Who bought it just sounds like a joke? It's not real. If like like five hundred die-hard wrestling fans got together and pretended this show existed and it didn't actually exist they. That's they could definitely pull that off the Internet. Yes use people. Only if someone asks what the addresses you just don't even reply to them on exactly Yet no I think that's that's probably true Yes John Morrison's back. I guess he could be a surprise because he's not going to be a big big surprises. No rumble surprise. He's big enough to be a surprise. Speaking of yeah he's He. He's another one of those guys that has grown about a foot. Since the last time we saw him in terms of like with the rest of the roster looks like yeah see wasn't a big a guy but he's GonNa be big now. Oh Yeah Awa was good we talked. We talked a little bit about The what's it called the jungle boy a Jericho showdown Moxley beat Joey Genoa. Talk about a guy who got big John. moxie wrestling Josie Nel is like me and my eleven year old Stepson Pat Mu power bombing him onto the bed. This is why this is why John Left. I just wanted to power bomb and eleven year old kids wanted to be the one to work like a giant and Dan a Pentagon junior and And Racine both had singles matches which is a treat a pure pure treat But Yeah I'm not sure if we miss anything else. was there anything else. You Jimmy didn't think anything Tomorrow's ray mysterious birthday forty five. He's only forty five and it's fifty five an hour better than young. How old is Ray Unmasked as he thirty five or thirty just small child aid? How old is he? Yeah Oh I saw my massive couple months ago. I talked to him a you did. Yeah here Where'd you talk to them you it just like the local Ymca? I met him online at the drug store and basketball. I'm pretty sure it was Syria. Maybe it was the same same height. I'm just getting I is definitely talked to Ramos. He looks really young. He looks great city of gun or was it just a guy mysterious mess talk you know it was Ramos Zero. He was care at the time is what I was talking to holding the mask in his hand like a support group for people that want a body slam their kids. What is this He looks great. He's great. Oh Oh here's the big news that we didn't talk about. They already started announcing the hall of fame. Oh Yeah Yeah. Because he says going in. He's apparently asked that fit Finlay inductive. We'll see if they allow that and then the W. O.. Who according to the hall of fame Intense criteria for selection includes Hogan Hall. Nash and and Ex Park which is just the most. Why would you tack him on other than you have a good relationship with them and you just want us? Keep it to the three. I don't when I think about the N.. W. We all. I don't think about him. I don't think about. I don't really think about anybody else. Besides those three guys and Scott Norton obviously I think about all the time in my dreams Horace Hogan invent another easy when David Flair for. Sure I yeah I mean. Experts on paper is a little a bit weird. He is very identifiable an interview. Oh Guy though I mean. He doesn't match. He goes If you're going to keep it to I would agree if you weren't going to keep it to Hogan Hall and Nash. Ray like why. Why spread out to four? Like if you're GONNA do for why don't you do five. Why don't you wanted to bring in Buff Bagwell? Why don't you? I mean I know why but wanted to bring these. Other guys also wasn't the sixth member that's it was six. It was diaz awesome seeing the giant worst bake sting these days bring him in the miss him fake sting his neck broke until I think fixing wrestle. Joey Genoa Annella Indie card. Fake sting was the guy you thought it was very mysterious. The yes so the interesting thing about that is I mean listen. Everything's up in the air with the new era of WB and the different programming. You know brand splits and eighty w ratings ratings and everything else but like this is really early to be announcing hall of fame induction super early. This is a time in December and I know that usually dude around they do one at the rumble they do like the big one at the rumble but maybe six weeks earlier than this stuff. Yeah I mean I wasn't there last year but maybe this is They're having problems fill in the building. And maybe it's probably I. I wonder if there's if feels like they probably are not moving tickets and Tampa like the time this to like the on sale announce or something like. Yeah my a couple of things on that one. I'm not sure if Tampa is the best place to be during a resume weekend and twenty nineteen. You talked about the other night about how excited you are to go to Tampa. I'm not you can't wait to hang out in the pirate ship. I didn't remember I didn't know you're talking about. You're like you're going to Tampa and I was like why the how I gotTa Tampa no offense Tampa. I actually spent summers in Tampa when I was a kid. I Lay Tampa Larry's ice cream take trips the amusement parks and stuff like that It's quite a shout but but I don't like wrestlemanias in places that aren't walkable Cher the management or at least like imminently. WBZ Dallas like a million different spots. That were all two-minute Ober rides away because we are all down downtown almost the entire time. But I don't like I feel like thank. You GotTa go destination for these things like New York Chicago. La New Orleans like. I'm sure there's a couple of other ones but like I don't know I just don't i. Don't I WANNA go to somewhere that I wouldn't go. Otherwise Miami's a good one even if even though you're you're just totally doing wrestling stuff all weekend thing for a lot of people. Will you want to sort of validate the trip with like and on Saturday. We're going to go to the Empire State Building with the fan because we're spending so much money to get there. Do you think they just want all these. You know old fat marks to go and into beat some place warm and there's like it's warm. It's fine we're told the story before but my my the first wrestlemainia covered back grantland was Miami and I and I got there early like I. I wanted to get the full experience so I was there on like Tuesday or Wednesday and just every day like the like the the. The first day I was there I was like wandering around just like enjoying South beach and then the next day I saw like one wrestling fan from one hundred feet away and I was like. Oh there's a guy who was here for Wrestlemainia I know at the end then like every day. There was a few more of course by Saturday. It's like south. Beach is just body to body guys in San Punk t shirts or whatever it was and it it they take over in a hurry but anyway I'm not Asher of Tampa I mean. I'm not sure if the destination thing also really wonder this. There's a limited. There is a select set of people who are going to shell out money to travel to go to Wrestlemainia wrestlemainia every year and by all the tickets all the stuff you know with New York and La and stuff like that there is there are local fans who can fill up the arenas right not in in Brooklyn New York this year by Monday and Tuesday night. A lot of those fans local people that come in from New Jersey Long Island saying Tampa is not a hotbed for. She's it's not that big of a city that's true but for the select set of people that are gonna fly in and Philip the arena every night which by the way now is more and more nights. I think how things on Thursday now or river pushing back but for all of those nights. They're doing it I wonder if some of those diehard fans haven't just spent their travel budget. They're wrestling travel the the year by going to double or nothing like whatever like whatever A. W. Show they already winston or flying in Japan going to new Japan show right. I'm just saying there's a lot more options to travel and spend a weekend with your fellow wrestling Martin. Smart Marley totally then. There was two years ago and at this point would rather see an aide w show in Vegas. I mean in Vegas. Yeah exactly cargo. Anything guys seeing a bunch of old guys. Conrad St- stuff. I mean it's I mean there's I mean there's a whole weekend of like die. Hard wrestling stuff have to do that with that was wrestling. Used to be your only option for that you know and now there's other ways to spend your money. There's other key comic cons. There's another wrestling nerd kamikaze. How Macon's cons comic con that's Oxymoron? I'm sorry Anywhere Dundee redundant congratulations to the WTO including six AKA ric Flair Bret Hart and Shawn Waldman as two-time inductees. We're really we're really proud of you. Congratulations to Batista who is a Super Hollywood star now so no wonder. They want to release them. He regimens to send Kara and the ascension and And Luke Harper all those people who wanted their releases and enjoy your ninety. Days of non competes Is anybody else congratulate. My birthdays Monday. Happy Birthday Jim. How do you turn in Twenty eight twenty seven thirty thirty eight? You look magnificent. I'm twenty tender out. 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How good is a blindfolded Rory McIlroy?

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How good is a blindfolded Rory McIlroy?

"I would look at Boston. We'll Tom and look at this stuff that they pose to some of. It's like such quite quite amusing and stuff like that. That is what we need to get people until turns and again the goal is to be your boys. Congratulations on all that. You're doing as mediocre as it is at the Laci this year very much thinking so I don't get that people together. Thank you frank dump butter knife my wed the newer younger hitting her Barstool Sports Tigers had the three factor one fusion. We welcome from Barstool sports rigs and Trent guys welcome to the show. Four players intimate Barstool sports Thursday. Happy Thursday Frankie up because it's it's Wednesday recording four Thursday but you folks are listening on Thursday November twenty first a week away from Thanksgiving. Love thanksgiving fantastic. Wait for Thanksgiving. What's your favorite thing having What's your what does that mean? I'm not going to get into it with you. Know Trent's not a big what's the what's the big family person. No I love my family quite a bit. has changed. You're not a big what it has changed for me. It's you know I don't go home for the for Thanksgiving at all so I sorta like hang out when you go home. Hold because it seems to love your family. I love my family again quite a bit. Most people back home for Thanksgiving. I think it's crazy a little bit for person who I mean. I don't have that much money so to fly home a month before. I'm going to be there for like a week. That isn't that doesn't make sense to me so like I just. I don't go home anymore. I just go over the holidays. The man lifetime about you don't like that is just what it is. That's like a home financially. Doesn't make sense but yes I guess I guess that's that's what a better thing to spend your money on holiday with your family trip point. I feel like it'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel. If I'm trying to get home on Thanksgiving and Christmas so I just prefer to just hang out for Thanksgiving and then it makes the anticipate anticipation that much more. When I finally see my family who my love a whole lot when I finally see them in December favorite favorite side dishes that from the Turkey with your favorite Thanksgiving side dish the gravy. Just like the mashed potatoes and gravy and getting that gravy. All over everything just cover the stuffing covered like Vince. Vaughn kind of stuffing I duNNo. Just regular stuff stove-top right. I mean all don't act like this isn't like a question the next question for me. I've never I don't even start a huge debate. Like do you like like a homemade with all the goodies. Innocent people cranberries and all that stuff. Or do you get the stove-top stuff premade story made you take it out of the box. You put it in a little fucking positively. I don't help too much with the cooking. So whatever's easy. I have no idea what they do. I know that I just go by wayside. Brining you Brian. It which was cool But I don't know much so if you want to do the easiest route that's fine. I'm literally GonNa Cover the whole point and gravy I love. I love deviled eggs. Do you guys like all good agree. Those are gone like within the first ten minutes of our a little red powder on top of that so Paprika Paprika. Whoa I know how things are made deviled eggs by yourself in the morning? No no but I know my sake anything. My sister does make them So I know how they're made but I don't make them No. I don't make anything. I can't be trusted in the kitchen. You know what else thank you never know. How many roles like how important roles and bread are to a meal until somebody one year somebody who was in charge of the world? You know we do like You you divvy it up. Yep what what's the word. I'm trying to think of you allocate. Okay no no you hold on. It's not outsource. No there's word it's I know your responsibilities on there's a word for it's not dictate not it's not even a sign it's I'm trying to think you not relegate not regular delegate delegate delegate delegate different items to Difference Okay family in one year somebody. I'M NOT GONNA name names and our family just didn't bring enough roles. We have a gigantic family. MOMS wanted twelve kids. My Dad's WanNa six kids. He's a huge family and and one. I didn't bring it up rolls on your so. You know like three or four. People just didn't get roles and it was you don't realize how much how important that especially take half the role you break it in half and then you you dip it through and slide it through the mashed potatoes and the gravy. That's kind of lying around on your plate. One time. My aunt put water chestnuts. That's in the Green Bean casserole and it was. I thought it was going to break out. Normally she makes very good green bean casserole green beans and the Castro part of it again. she put water chestnuts which they don't taste like anything and they're just simply like for a crunch people. Were not happy at all. We're mid Western folks. You and you start to church things up. It does not fly keep it simple just put just put butter in it played aheads if you received a delegation or someone told you you had to bring something what would you bring no no you delegate purposely otherwise everybody brings the same thing. You don't have a meal. They tell you exactly what you have I would. I would just tell you buy I would buy. That's that's what I would hope I would get the receiving of of Adel Find. I would have to legitimately date someone for a couple of weeks. Who Cooks make them figure it out? Yeah bring that and then I mean I don't know how else can you know just by premade. I will say I used to be able to make this little briefing. This little achieve plate. That was fantastic bree you can't you get these like you get these those like roles that you roll up yourself but they're kind of like pre made at the supermarket. Yeah pill that yes you put that on the bottom. Put the two top. Then you cover that with Jelly Brown Maple Sheer Sugar and then Syrup on top and then you enclose it to him and then you just put that in the oven. It's actually very simple but it comes out tasting like Pillsbury Eh. Doboy sure little. Don't top stuffing and fried collie flowers. The answer for me I will say Green Bean casserole is good call. That's the top fried cauliflower. Like it's popcorn. Somebody nails greencastle can really stand out among the meal right. No water chestnuts. We're not GONNA have a new show on Thanksgiving right. We'll have a new show Tuesday on Thursday right so happy Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving after Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving when we're just GONNA do is transplant on Tuesday again. But you know I want to get people in the mood. Correct correct we. I think we just did. I think people are GONNA be jazzed. Up shouted spring offspring also presenting sponsor for the year I'm playing golf when I go home for Thanksgiving. I use Supreme Golf to book. That teatime. My my boys we got matches lined up already. A lot of chirp going on in the group tax only get to do a couple times a year so quite excited I think a lot of places in the country. You can get away with some Thanksgiving off. Nowadays I really do and you should be using supreme dot com slash barstool. Use the APP to go find him if you are traveling home maybe if you're A little bit of a transplant plant. You move to a different city. I've been home in a while or not. Sure which courses are are open which courses are hop popular right now with the rates are boom spring golfing. Everybody else K.. Tee off golf now motherfuckers. You heard about. They're all under the spring off umbrella so anybody who uses one of those other apps you are just limiting yourself. You're taking like this this huge pool of tetons and you're just limiting yourself to a small section of it which is dumb so don't be dumb go get Supreme Golf. He can do the whole thing. You're welcome spring off dot com sash. Barstool we love you What do you guys feel about people who are Into Christmas already seen some people like posting instagram's stories and stuff and they're like they're like living rooms are decorated for Christmas. Sure I'm incredibly into Christmas. Love it love it. Love doing it in August. I would. I like to give Thanksgiving to do Thanksgiving thanksgiving then. You turn it right over. I love Christmas Trent. I don't know if you really do love Thanksgiving. You're skipping over already. Yeah yeah no I see it as a mere speed bump on the way to Christmas. Okay okay so I think the boom off home star wars dude. You know the fall autumn kind of Nice thing. I don't like Thanksgiving as much as I like Christmas. I don't even think gets on the same. It's in the same stratosphere in the same bucket now wow I don't. I don't agree with that. I'm with the two folks on my left. which are horrifying backstory backstory? Everything about. It's just oh Christmas frank shows up again Christie. I really do that. This is about birth. and You you know rejuvenation. We're just about life about Friends and family Thanksgiving is a horror story. We don't turn it's it's about the lights it's about Movies it's about the music that's right and it's about the way it made you feel. I don't celebrate Christmas Christmas because of its like religious background celebrated because culture has turned it into an iconic month long celebration of just being with people and being merry and happy and trying trying to basically stave off winter and act like. It's all good time and we're all happy that the next four months are going to be miserable job and I'm all into that. So here's the one thing that I'm upset about this year is that we are and it's crazy because we're going to Australia and it's going to be the trip of a lifetime but we're going during Christmas in New York like we're missing. All of Christmas and New York hadn't even thought about that missing the entire thing the whole will build up. We're going to be in eight hundred degree weather in Australia. It's going to be awesome but like if you were to take that trip and put it in February or January where after all the Fund had happened. Now now you have nothing. It's just an abyss of coldness. And then you go to Australia. It's great we're going in a time in which we want to be here. You know what. I'm saying huge miss by the President's Cup to the magic when we got back from New Year's and they went to Australia chosen like a month or is it had to be well. It doesn't make sense because the PGA tour schedule okay. This this is like when they're not playing so they kind of got to do it now. You're right I have a lot of things on here I want to talk about for are still your trip. I didn't I hadn't we're going to miss every Christmas party every every single one. Oh yeah now. Ugly sweater parties. There's also a pretty cool part to wear like when we get back from Thanksgiving then. We're just basically off until like January January because we're in Australia Office for sure right cool which is really cool and one of the perks here parcel support. Is that whole time for like a couple of days before for Christmas starts until January second. We're just off every year young which is magical fan. So that's those are the positives. So those are the positives will. Yeah we all know you get fucked on this. I can never uh my friends go back to work on December twenty six. I just don't understand how that that's possible. How's IT matters? I sent my brother up about next week. I'm like yeah. What's your schedule next week? He's like well. I work Monday Tuesday. Here's a Wednesday and Friday and I was like wait what I'm off like. Almost the Arthur large extra week for us I gotTa look at my calendar pretty bad work from home days and author world. The world works on Christmas Eve. Cafe Maple so the problem in sales to trying to get your contracts in before the end of the year like if you're China Chase someone down in there on the holidays first of all tough chase down second off. You're probably just going to you know that sales coming in his. If it's a decent incised deal you're not looking for like one approval. You might be trying to track down like six different checkoffs. I guess we are moving forward with these people so to factor that in. It's just not going to happen. So riveting Steph so yeah sales reps we'll be chasing signatures going through the end of December but very cool stuff Talking about I've got has withdrawn from the President's Cup do injury. I think a lot of people saw this coming. He slipped on like some concrete car. pather whatever when he was I believe in Korea Korea so soft to say all the time. It's just a tough injury. Well he had come back from an injury right then he re tweaked flipped on concrete. Always it makes me Giggle a little bit not me on concrete. I mean to wear cleats. You'd be kind of the reasoning. Is I know it could get guys on like NFL. Who elect would run through like an and hit the concrete part around like the field and like Mesh it up to? I'm just saying it's like off injury. It's like you slipped on some concrete. I don't think it'd be like that at all I do fall. No I'm not saying well people falling pretty damn funny. It's hysterical people coming out of the ocean when the Clip No. I'm not saying I would have laughed at Brooks kept going fell. But there's a decent chance because it's like people fall on ice. That's another thing we're going to miss him one trillion walking around New York City. You just see people fall on ice. That's just funny funny. And then when obviously obviously comes back around and I'm GONNA fall probably a bunch but when you see people fall fall. Last year I fell on ice in but I mean. There's that little gap when you walk off the sidewalk that collects water right. There were times when you're like jaywalking. sprinting across the street or whatever you start to wiggle a little bit. I lost my complete complete balanced. One time he came out under the and landed on my back all years ahead man you got to be a scene. Cracked the ice cracked cement. The subway holtzman his. It's been a few years like like like Lurch said since I fell like feet out from under me and like hit my head but always have a few stumbles during the season. Yeah Codeword I stumble more going upstairs. I'm very bad at going upstairs stairs. I always clip my foot on top of one of the last stairs all time. Nice not related. Nope you catch yourself. But I don't go fully down but I do that quite a bit but I don't fall on ice. I don't know who you guys are on. I'll tell you where humans I think it's it's you know it's pretty common to fall on ice ground becomes much slippery. That's their see people. Fallen is all time. Uh No but that's sort of it's sort of like Ooh it's an event when it happens you're out you're going to miss out on that. I know two weeks. We're GONNA be in Australia. We got a lot to get to Australia. I want to talk. Around the Brooks Capco thing really quickly rickie Fowler is in Brick Scott Boras out. You know kids. We obviously tried to make some pushes for kids Whole bit on our show a couple of shows ago about kids I think fifteen four and two career match play record? He won the WGC DEL match. Play this year in Austin after losing in the finals last year to Bubba Watson so clearly he's a bit of a bulldog out there in the In the match play circuit he played in the president's up to two years ago and was phenomenal. He's out there with Phil. They're shaken a bacon. He's boys everybody got the most votes as like the top guy. You want to be paired with randomly out on the PGA tour. Because he's a guy's guy they love him he's tight with everyone on the team. You would think Kevin Kisner would have gotten a pick. He drives the ball straight. He putted great. These are huge qualities and team events because they become about staying in the whole making. Sure you have looks birdie especially in like four ball where you got two guys trying to you know make pots alternate shy. GotTa make a big ten footer for par to keep the thing going. He's very good at that but I will say kids been kind of playing like shit lately. He over in China His last round. I think like Patrick reach out like sixty five in kid. Shot like seventy six and then a couple of days later. They picked like captain's picks for the President's Cup and it was like twenty to take and then now They take ricky over him. Kiss as we mentioned. Think finished tied for like seventy six this past weekend Mike Kolba. So I think he'd he'd be playing lights out. Had He had a couple top twenty top tens in the last few events that he'd been out combined or the other things we listed. I think he'd be a very. Are you good shot. We're having gotten one of the you know. Five captains picks that there ended up being but But no he did not get it. Ricky Fowler is in so so that's the squat Nokia's his bummer. Sad will be down there. I don't know how much access we're going to have We're GONNA try to get as much as we can try to mix it up with the players will be around around. The President's Cup will be in Melbourne will be You know we'll be all over. We're going to be doing a lot of different things in Australia. That's the next part of the trip that I wanted to get to our next part of the show that I wanted to get to. Who is Australia now? I WE'RE GONNA be there for about two weeks. I spoke to my brother yesterday and he was going on and on about how dangerous it is. He's like no. It's like everything there could kill you. It's like you don't I don't think you guys understand that I was like well. What do you mean? He's like well the snakes he's like there's just more. Venomous is dangerous snakes in Australia than anywhere else in the world. If we don't have a great track record of avoiding those don't have the North Carolina trip we don't have a very good rate. In general for Weber wanted one area where they could be he said sharks There's great white sharks all over the place. There's Bull Sharks Qilya Saltwater Crocodile. They're the biggest and most aggressive in the entire world. spiders enters the spiders there. I guess are like extremely dangerous. They're extremely large line. Like I might hate spiders more than I hate snakes six and then absolutely and then one of the other concerns the Scorpions apparently few like leave your shoes out at night You gotta you gotTa empty those things before you put them on the next morning because they'll be a scorpion in your shoe waiting for your little foot to go in there. I heard that that's a protest. Although so I started doing insane upon learning to my apartment After having this conversation on my walk oh my brother is just was googling a google dangerous. Australia and the first result was Australia's infamous for its dangerous animals with more deadly snakes than any other country worldwide. It isn't surprising though sharks spiders and snakes get the majority of bad press it is actually an awesome array of predators and venomous critters. That have earned Australia. It's fearsome reputation so then I was looking at like this list of top thirty most dangerous animals. Australia says the inland type TAPAN is unbelievably elusive. It says It's usually in remote locations. This role location is one reason. There have been no recorded deaths by this species. Thank God even. The one byte contains enough venom to kill several human percent. Chance is that one has us make a a run in with an animal that you know it gets a little touch and go. Though there was a four higher than you are foreplay kaffa kangaroo urges attacking a foursome on the golf course. And then this one on the bottom it says rigs you will definitely see a ton of Kangaroos. Australia just looked it up there. Twenty five million people in Australia. Uh and fifty million hangers Shit is double. The amount of kanger is and people to to one. People say they're like squirrels there. Yes to like you're going to see a kangaroo. There's there's just like squirrels. You're going to see them running around all over the place. The last two times we've talked about Kangaroos on the show one. The guy got into a boxing Hudson and the second one was just talking about was the the one who ran up on a force of guy tried to sway his golf club and he went down. Do they regularly attend boxing events. Like how do they not square up to people someone. Dm Me that like usually like the female ones will agitated and run after you and then if like the male lazy large kangaroo like notices this is that the females like in an altercation he will like join in and it's good night then then it's over you're GonNa get stopped to get the size difference or males can be murdered by kangaroo if they if they want to what I will say it'd be great for content if we got attacked by kangaroo yet we just have to be ready for that to happen like it'll be funny afterwards but we might have to come with some sort of plan some sort of like formation that we get into and it's like hey it's kangaroo time there's one one run down the fairway right now. I'm just saying we will. Large male kangaroo can be six foot seven tall blue six seven when you're walking talking to you six seven arms bouncing actress Shelia boxing the belly and it's like not even noticing. Say This I don't have to be faster than the kangaroo as you got to be faster than the three of you clowns. That's all I'm pretty. How fast you think it? Kangaroo can run on know how fast you can run twenty eight miles an hour forty miles per hour forty four miles an hour. I mean why Frankie Trent comfortable down. The comfortable hopping speed is sixteen miles an hour comfortable. That's like full speed. Forty four miles. An hour can be attained by over short distances. Forty four should we measure our top. Stay they can go down. The tank can sustain a twenty five mile an hour hop in run for one point. Two Miles we're fucked dead. I mean he's going to catch beat beat the and then and then once he gets on me. He's going to have enough time. You gotta be a plan. You're getting attacked like I don't know somebody come in with the tackle detailed take picture kicks. Kicks Could Punch. I'm not that worried about the character for the hands and then would come. The Red Kangaroo from Australia lightning-fast double kick that can tear you open from sternum to the top of legs. What they do you want on enlightening speed of eight hundred fifty? PSA should put a beggar engine in the golf cart. Just saying we'RE GONNA walk is watch a few videos and what they do is they'll sit on their tail and kick with their legs so they keep themselves up and they kick themselves up and else it's going to be like one of those. UFC clubs squared up. And the guy. Just fucking side kick kick you right in the head and the guy just died not even going to see it coming. Yeah I might have to change a thing are we're gonNA have a running or all. Are we all going to get back alive also for reference the fastest man in the NFL tyreek Hill. His Max speed the season twenty three miles per hour. Yeah they can they can i. Hi actually miles per hour. This thing goes forty four chased by a think about those clips on planet Earth about fast food. Lion's going so my brother. I was telling me that they make and we have to choir these. Let's go back to the snakes. They make like snake armor that you can put on kind of like socks on your legs that like if they bite you. It won't penetrate through your skin. I'm getting done so I think we all need to show up with armor armor chain link. Yeah I heard that yeah. We should get chain blink balance on the on the on the tee box to if we all did chain like we were saying this. Imagine what we would sound like. We'd sound like Like the British army coming to all evil night outfit tonight. Thanks for aspirin not that fast. Okay too big and gang but I they got some str. Bigazzi is going to take them twenty feet a fast twenty miles an hour. I'll take the over on that. I'll take thirty to thirty seven. Oh ooh draft going thirty seven miles an hour. That's a house maximum sprint. If you've watched drafts fight that's scary. Watch their heads at each hit each other with their next. Yeah it's actually do. They get like tort with lagging. It's just new they neck we won't we won't bogged down the show right now with Dra- fighting commentary take we will. But it is. It's one of the scariest things I've ever like. You don't expect them to be fighting like the way that they do because they're herbivores right religiously Z.. Trees and these things lose to fight each other. Oh my God look at that. Look at those heads. Can you believe that. That's a missile coming at you. That's like you would think that's not how they fight. I don't know how I thought drafts would fight. But they just swing their heads at each other. They look like those things outside of Like walking talking I used car dealership Except they're like on a mission. Oh that was a direct hit. How else would they fight right? And yes if that thing goes down you get back backup. Yeah draft trough sleep right. They have to get down but some creatures like sleep standing up. So what. Are we playing in Australia. So that people maybe they you can tell us like what kind of animals they have on those courts so I was going to say this because I want some advice as well booking a golf trip in Australia is very difficult. First of all. They're sixteen hours ahead. So I'm I'm trying to coordinate with some folks their shot to Ben Ak- go sti who's big listener to the podcast. Who's been helping me out? Great how were in pretty good shape places we are lined up so far. Bu Gone gorged on Tasmania which has two courses. They have lost farm in the dunes. Were playing there It's legendary of the whole place. It's in these dunes on the water that's going to be. The place. Looks Outrageous hilarious hilarious. How good on the water looks like? I don't know how to explain it. The other one's closer to may own in Australia Australia. Yes the other one's closer to Melbourne that we're looking at and again we want some advice or any courses that I'm not listening that we have to play that are like publicly. Accessible let us know but Saint Andrews beach the dunes kings would peninsula which I think just went through a long renovation just opened up and then the one private that we have on the list is Kingston Heath which is supposed to be one one of the most iconic sandbelt courses this stretch of Australia's famous the sandbelt for the type of golf and the golf courses. The conic the epic golf courses that are on this stretch in in Kingston Heath is like up there at some people rated the best course in Australia. One of the top two or three courses in Australia. So that's the only private that we have on the list because naturally wouldn't try to play as many public Srikantha can that other folks could book in play experience. Well if they go Barwick Woods is another one that we're contemplating and they're also trying to get at Cape Wickham and Ocean Dunes owns which are on King Island which is like next to Tasmania and his smaller island. That's supposed to be legendary. I'm trying to work some contacts there but again anybody. If you've got any Recommendations anything from the courses that I just listed that's like a glaring omission. Let us know. Because we don't know anything about it. Trying to like Google you come up with these rankings and a lot out of him like you know fraudulent rankings because of They people just pay for him and all this BS so trying to cut through all that I got some help on the ground. That's currently what we're looking bourboule. I think we're just out like we're on. Tasmania feel that is like international waters. Anything could happen rules in. Tasmania way to just like you know how far that is from where we're sitting right now. Tasmania couldn't be more different than New York City. So far away from where we're sitting actually met a guy lives in Tasmania that owns a beef Turkey. Farm that I'm trying to sync up out there. What what a friend of mine? What do you mean a friend of your house? How's your friend He married a buddies sister. He lives in Tasmania lives in Tasmania. They have a beef jerky farm over there. I'm trying to sync up with them but again it's like it's tough stuff to like readily communicate because every time you send a text you Kinda lose. Electrically farm was that mean I mean. I don't know I'm not about to explain. Explain that well I imagine a They grow the creatures and they killed them and then you have beef jerky set correct. That's correct there's probably a little process but yeah that's it. That's it's the gist. That suggest that would be my jerky. Come from can't be right right. I Cows I looked at the Tasmania already think that is. I can't be with them. The swim happy right ten. No let's see the states is what three thousand miles across ten thousand miles. You are right on ten ten thousand thousand miles away from Tasmania right now. How does that make you feel Frankie? That seems short. Okay ten thousand miles. I was just you gotta realize the states are about two thousand thousand miles across. It's about two thousand miles per stig about like a six and a half seven hour flight from L. A. to like New York and then you're doing that five times dumb and dumber here. Ten thousand three hundred sixty six miles. It's really far. I think think we fly like six and a half hours to lax. We have like an hour layover. Which I'm not I'd love to me is like to go to another city in New York state? It's it's like four hundred miles right like to go to buffalo right now. It's like four hundred miles so like to me. Two thousand across the two thousand across the states. Yeah that's probably right. I don't know that it's four hundred miles to Florida to washing your New York City right now. Three hundred seventy-three Dayang. Your Line is from Florida to Washington so the longest line you can draw across the states as two thousand eight hundred and two miles. It's like the way you measure a TV. I see okay ten thousand miles a lot of miles. That's all I'm saying. It's a ton too far more than I've always you guys were thinking. I thought you could have said one hundred thousand miles out of that right. You're not great with these. That's like how far the moon is. Okay another thing. Physiology has any recommendations on like a meet up in Melbourne like a venue. That would help as well thinking about on Saturday. And the President's Cup doing like watch party because that's the day when there will be a morning and afternoon sessions because the president's cups different than Ryder Cup they do. Thursday and Friday do one session that five groups and then Saturday they due morning and an afternoon session so it'd be like match. Play Golf all day long dude if we get a decent crowd for a meet up in Melbourne Australia. I don't know what I'll do. That's what I what did we we talk about on the show or I'll meet three people or three hundred thousand. Don't know yet. Okay I will say based on the number of emails we I think we're GONNA have to one the guy walking in like. Oh may maybe I'll be all stuff also mixed the Texas and the beauty of that is then we just leave. Yeah we should go unless unless you Australians will surprise me and you she has I mean you show up in droves droves. Here's the thing is Australia's of huge golf. Aw Continent country and we are podcasts. I think we have a pretty damn good showing Melbourne's a very big city so I think that there's a chance we get a lot of emails from Australia Willia- but I like I can't tell that's like one hundred percent of the people from email from Australia remailing us or you know if that's like a normal representation and there would be a lot more fence then also I think there'll be a lot of Americans down there because it's presents come true not a ton. I think it'd be a good amount if you told me that. Two hundred Australians. Listen to our episodes. Every day I'd be blown away. We go on our instagram. You can look at your insights and Australia's the fourth largest country of followers on instagram. It goes United States. Make sense sounds. Canada makes sense United Kingdom. Make Sense Australia. Wow okay that makes them feel like we hope that number could be in the thousands and also also we can just pick a bar that's usually pretty popping grabbed the five stories that are in there. Take a picture and be like look at all the National National International. I like that idea a lot. You got new venues in Melbourne. We don't know anything about it. Let us know European tour this week race to Dubai winner gets three million million dollars at the DP world tour. Championship fits the People's Euro Golfer. We Love Fits Guy. We finally grabbed a European guy and he is our man. I always see fitzpatrick. He looks at my in stories. What does he just think? What does he got to think like this places like what I am? I put such random shit on the come in one time we had a great conversation with them and then on my ancestor yesterday. I'm my heads up against the wall. I'm trying to do the chair challenge in the middle of the office. He's got to be like. Why couldn't you do that do you do it no? I haven't tried but I think I can. I don't think there's any men can't do it. Women can what could be the science behind that and so the challenge. Okay so basically. There's the thing going crazy on the net it where if you put your head up against the wall leaning over and you take three of your ninety degree at a ninety degree angle and you step back and you're leaned over if you pull a chair to your chest you you you are a male you cannot then just stand right up okay. Here's the difference in. I've watched this incredibly close. They don't lean their heads against. It's the wall you do know they do. They barely do the differences. This you're pushing your head against the wall and trying to following directions even when you watch Redo do it. Her head was just very slightly touching the wall so there is no. She wasn't using any of the force in their head to know how to do on his something. Do Center of gravity which I know Oh producer Angie just send us a text about it but a lot about that and to women's feet are smaller so they don't have to go far as back so they don't so the angle isn't as bad. Those are the two things that I've heard. So what. So you have to go three of your feet lengths away from the wall. That's the way it works. Yes and then you stay in that position with your feet together and tried to then you have to. Somebody puts a chair like on your chest basically and you have to try to stand straight up with you. Did this in the worst possible missile spot. Because you didn't Head against the wall with the foreplay thing on the wall and that was the worst attempt I've ever seen for. 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Get yourself some Peter Moloch. I derailed your European tour conversation. European tour The race to Dubai Fitzpatrick. Yeah you know I think the he having you know like he resides in America now plays a ton of golf in America and he went to college for like five five seconds in America that I think he knows barstool better than we think he does. Fair I mean otherwise a key him seeing the original video and having his caddy. Go up the Frankie and then like knowing who we were and all that think. He's pretty into it. I think he listened to the show now too. Oh great so I think he has a pretty pretty good at what what the Hell's going on. Hey Fitz go good luck this week buddy go get him go get him fucking play. Play great out there Dubai. I've been to that golf course that they're playing in Dubai. Why I think you've told that story early on on the show? This is a weird thing man. It was like five years ago. Yeah I guess that's right twenty thirteen. I think it was like five or six years ago and A dating this girl and she worked for a consulting company so she would be unlike several week projects in different places around the world. She's on like a five week. Deal in and Dubai and she was like Hey My company will either fly me back as part of like when I'm on consulting or they'll pay for air quotes significant significant other to come out and visit cover the flights give you like per diem every day. That's Uber come out for a week. I was like fuck. Yeah I do so when I was out there. It happened that this tournament was in in town and you can get tickets for us. Gays European tour dot com your email address. They would just give you tickets. It's like Holy Shit. You're in Dubai come. It's like hitting me. Can you believe that I'm here or there and the guys would just walk right by and it's crazy you know. It's it's similar to some vegas courses where it's like this perfectly green manicured golf course with a river and a creek running through it and then you're just in the desert right We skyscrapers the background. And we're not very cool but I've been to the golf course The Burj Khalifa. The tallest I think at the time it was the tallest building in the world. I don't know if it still is. It is so tall. You couldn't get it in pictures if you couldn't get the whole thing. You legit couldn't do it. It was so surprisingly tall to see this thing. Look Birds I've seen it I've J. Khalifa like Mia and like who me porn-star now I know she fox on camera retired casualties. It's like just like you know what Beth thing up. It's just it's a stunning raise as I building. And then they've got the whole area. Around they got like they do kind of like the Bellagio with like the Fountain Fountain. Show every minute or every hour thirty minutes or something like that. So it's two thousand seven hundred and twenty two feet tall enough to put that in reference. It's a thousand feet taller than World Trade Center one. Why because that's one hundred? Yes I think you're right. Yeah again seeing. This thing is so surprised. Ler that's mind blowing. It looks fake when you see and realize wait. What does that so so So anyways that's going on European tour Only top five players in the standings the race to Dubai stains can win Burger. Tommy fleetwood Jon Rahm that crazy person. We talked about a lot Shane Lowery Matthew Fitzpatrick Roy came in at number six or just toffee can't win But it'll be there. He's performed very well golf course. He said that he could play this place. Blindfolded folded is one of his quotes in his interview this week play the golf course platform. WHO said that? I'm sorry Roy mcelroy Rodney Mack do it. What only maccarone friends who approve you betcha? He can't prove it. Roy that'd be great video Eh Do it and do it with us. Do you think he could beat US blindfolded via like a caddy pointing him and everything. Yup Hip could doubt in my mind. I'd hope not but yeah probably I'm just I'm just saying I don't know although like I don't know that blind guy can if he was lined up at of course that he knew where he said he said Yeah. I think he'd beat us. Took them outside. Hold it yeah I think yeah we did like a practice all feel like yeah but he. I think you are seeing like seeing where the ridge czar. Naw stuff like like not just a caddy being that you have to hit it. How many times is the caddy say? You have to get it over this bunker jonker and leave it to feed on Miss Green and he knows the course a knows that he's like one hundred and fifty two feet off the green is going to be. He's not gonNA the Green he's not going to be off the green that much hits the ball so perfectly from the fairway like yard. You gotta you gotTa just clear that bunker on the right like you gotta look at. Don't you just tell them the yardage I think he doesn't hit like Roy doesn't hit one hundred fifty seven yard field shot. He just. It's a fucking nine. He's a roach is what he does hit right on. I don't know man. I think it's crazy to think that he would play well without seeing the be real. Shame with us. That's what I play. Well I think he would beat US Yankees just one hundred twenty big. I disagree again. Still in the ballpark. You still in the ballpark taken a Jimmy. I think he shoots like a high ninety or a hundred might be like like. What are we talking about Brad? Ninety three it's a no brainer. I think he could. I think you could play pretty well we might have to. We don't have contact with Roy we might jt. He might be. You GotTa get this question. Why should play blindfolded if he rips the I want you to let go? But that's a problem he would he would hit a lot of fairways and Greens. But I think like the Obviously the PUTTY and getting the ball in the hole be a battle getting the ball in the hole downright impossible. You can't sit but he's just like dude you're lined up perfectly and you have to hit like like a two foot. PUTT so hard. Yeah can't see harder for sure you know where you're going but the blind guy but you do you have academies really well right go. He's used to those circumstances but being blind. That's the here's a Roy wasn't allowed to practice. And you just have to the first thing. You put a blindfold on. It's his first time doing in it. I don't think he ever I'm thinking finished eighteen holes. It'd be I think he does really yes. Come on man to he just takeaways visual king. He's just build this perfect muscle memory. Swing step at the nursery has no idea what's about to happen and US. Put a blindfold on and Frankie on that swing ever blindfold. I don't think in a way that doesn't make it interesting. Like fucking like I don't know speed would look at the whole and then sometimes like on the putts and this now he would mix it even more so like seeing where your target is. But he's not looking at your taking away. What Rory does right when you look at the whole? You're taking away. What Rory does which he looks at the ball yeah? I don't think why does seem if we we've up on. The team were like blindfolded. He first of all be like what's happening and then second. I would rather you be if you buy bulletin. He hit three hundred thirty yard. Missile right down. The Middle Muscle memory is huge. That's what they're doing built on you. It's less about vision and more about being able to do the same thing over and over and over appreciate your vision for all. It's definitely part of it. For what for everything. No you mean like the ball and getting that field and then seeing that and like you're staring at the the ball the whole time you hit it I think taking that away and him missing by a sixteen centimeter or whatever. The CASE IS I. There would be an adjustment period. I don't disagree with that but I think once he's like all right. This is what it's like. This is what I have to do. I think he's seventy percent Roy mcelroy. He's looked down at the goal. That white golf false sitting on a T. millions of times. What's the difference between one and the other like nothing so like that is not a circumstances? Don't matter it's like muscle memory that's based on his vision of seeing the ball and then having swing that combines his vision with his athleticism half of that is gone. I think first time there's and why is it just changes it and looks at the whole. He's not looking at the ball it's not like he missed it so the berries something practices. It's like his. I think that's the worst now now. And it's the worst comparison the world and it's something does it's like what he chooses to do. I think fulls looks but what I'm saying is you're saying he's abandoning the one thing that we're telling Rory's going to abandon which is like looking at the ball. He's abandoning he's still able to drain ending looking at the ball and looking at the whole Roy looks at the hall to see where he's going to put speed. No I'm I'm saying right now. Rory look at the ball and looks at the whole. We're telling them you can't do either of it. Speed looks at the ball then looks at the whole and Putts. The ball is no comparison at all. Yes there is because it's not like he's meeting the same as Roy. Bean blindfold is because the argument that he's making is that like all of your coordination and all that stuff goes away and you fail because you're not looking at the ball like usually do what I'm saying is like speak doesn't look at the ball and some of his putts and he just not miss hitting the pipe straight like you usually do is the key word. He's saying speed usually looks. The whole issue is what he does. If you took away that from speed usually does he mix it up sometimes just looks practice. He'd rather be a little bit of learning curve. But I think if you took that out Roy wouldn't just just be like a fucking baby deer like who doesn't wanNA walk like he'd be fired I think he'd be able to his muscle. Memory is coordination all that still there. He knows what it looks like the look down at a golf ball. And and he can just envision Asia and his Ed in muscle memory of what like like not only on the whole. How's it going nowhere? The Guy just tells them they're talking ten. It's like a ten foot. Putt you gotta hit it six. I just it'd be super interesting. I'm not just I I. I'm a little bit on both sides of it now but I I think full swings are different different. Also when you're talking about speech when he doesn't look like Dole full swings there's a lot more going on than when you're much more going on I think the full swing is where he would have the least issue really. Yes because has the putter you're keeping like level and on that same like the plane is much flatter the plane when you're obviously full swing is. There's just so much more we're going on that. I truly amazed. He's not looking at the plane of his swing when he swings. He can switch looking at the ball which is keeping his whole body level in my eyes. But maybe that's wrong. I I don't know weed. Nobody knows why we're talking chunk. So many balls. He hit the ball so often he wouldn't he just I. The first swing would say a a lot but I guess like so do we. And he's still way better than we are. I think he'd beat us. I don't even. I don't even think it's close. I'm with you I I I ultra. Yeah if you give any of these guys anytime practice obviously they. They're elite. I mean they have just as a normal range on you have to just to make Italy's little and then you give them twenty minutes warm up rain session and you're putting revision. Jesus Christ you take vision and he just shoots eighty five like he's just it's crazy to me at love. I think maybe the most impressive thing about being in Spicy Roy Tiger couldn't do like no. I don't think anyone can do five. Roy was joking when he said it but he thought about it. He's like I could do this blindfolded. Yeah I think he I think yeah if you would have to abandon the rule of like a caddy can't line up if his caddy. Yeah I know now your aim perfectly hit like four football. I think he could do it. Basically you let academy the is in the new lead do everything you're is normally do. And then he can only swing and you'd have to let him like as he's he's over the ball like addressing the ball you'd have to let them touch the back of it with his club real quick or something so he knows where it is yeah to have to be a little a little But like I even with those things like I think he. I think he'd be old. I think it'd be pretty fucking good. That'd be I would love to see it happen and action or or at least maybe we could ask him if we get him on the show that you really think you could do it. Yeah I mean I wonder like if we blindfolded kids. I don't know I don't know how good he would be. You just don't now if you've been thinking about your home security. There's no better time to get it then right now because starting this week simplisafe home security is giving four play. Listeners exclusive deals for black. Friday simplisave. Almost never has deals like this. 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SIMPLISAFE DOT com slash foreplay. So offer ends on Cyber Monday. That is Monday December. Second so go before. Then simplisafe dot com slash foreplay to get these amazing black Friday. A savings simplisafe dot com slash four. Play all right. We need to find somebody to do this. I just WANNA see could be way off. Could be on. I texted because I love getting Whitney going sometimes just explodes it catches so I texted me. Said if if rory is blindfolded and was able to be lined up by his caddy do you think he could beat me in a golf match and he he goes. Wow Fuck I'm going to guess no but I think it would probably be way closer than we all think. Okay all right somewhere in the middle. Yeah to me what we're saying when I said me okay. So he's probably thinking like you'd have to shoot like ninety ninety five somewhere in there. Yeah he'd have to play Bogey Golf. Yeah you gotta you gotta you gotTa play. Bogey Gal blindfolded blindfolded with no vision for four hours four hours nonstop. Don't take the blindfold if you're too blind. Can't take it off so that would almost help them. I don't think you take it off to get get acclimated in and out might be worse right. Maybe you frustrating. Oh my God I now I really WanNa see. It happened with someone you should fury. I mean I think if he was allowed to take the blindfold off and look at the whole like on the TV axe. He'd be significantly better. I think that matters at all off the tee like you just hit it in a direction with their driver and they hit it dead. Straight troubled got no SANTRAC. It would be. I don't know saying they're they're so good looking at the ball means nothing. No I'm not I get that like like the has a look at the ball man. He takes dividends in like certain CH- shape shots or ways. They hit the certain type of the they hit the they look at the ball such so much differently than we they see it like every dimple like they. I'm just imagining him. Trying to get out of a bunker which is a fried egg. I don't know how you get on the bunker. Yeah I mean that's you know that's something the ship over bunker like what you see understand. I don't think you get that stuff so like address that if he's going to hit a forty seven yard shot hit it fifty to the bunkers. Just nowhere in play. So if he's not in any of those pieces of trouble like his swing his ability to dial island yards and distances the way we look at bunkers and like water shortage agree with that. I'm saying if you're Pinehurst and you have a huge amount in front of where you have to get it a certain amount of feet. I think that's more of like a day. Look at it. Go on the Green. They observe where they're gonNA have their landing SPA. It's not just like your caddy saying hit twelve yards in and I'm gonNA line you up. It's like you have to legitimately look at where the fighting movement of the Greens are like a right frank. I know what you're also kind of you do that really well. He's playing a match against you know this has to do that better than I. uh-huh I'm saying that I have the advantage of looking at that and I can knock it up there. He has no idea that that's even happening. I don't care what the caddy says. Oh there's a huge amount of for any of you it's going to dip thirteen feet to the right to be a stupid. I don't know if that means anything to him. He's gotTa See I don't think it does. I think his caddy would be like. Hey I know like we don't usually deal. The art hit a thirteen yard like high shot with some chatting. It'll be perfect and I think he's going to be better at that than you are even blindfolded. No No. I'm with you on the No side but I think like Theresa's point there I mean I think the caddy could tell element if he was lined up properly. Potentially he hits close enough to where you're in. The area. Hit Your thirties pimp. He's standing there blindfolded. He's got. He knows that he can stand in there. Like feel it with his feet. He takes like ten little practicing. move up right behind the ball. Perfect and then he just pitches it up there. Like I'm I'm not saying perfect every time but like he doesn't have to be a PGA tour players has to be better than like you or me or like even close on those because it's full swings. I think you're going to be pretty fucking good. I think the pot I wish we could do it was re we know. PGA Tour so we could say it might not be Roy. But it won't be rory but I think somebody like they're all like it's all in that top level I I think it really matters. Four plan at Marshall's sports dot com. That's how you submit from the galleries. We got a couple of these that we're GONNA get to really quickly. Mark says a question topic. So you have to ask when you interview. Pros is what was their handicap right before they turn pro. I heard the boss man had a plus ten I will. I'll say this Phil Mickelson posts his scores. Yup You can go. You can look up on gin you go to Arizona type Mickelson and Phil Mickelson will pop up. Because ause he's a gambler. He plays in so many club. Events in the courses they belongs to Whisper Rock and all that that he has to hold a handicap index. You can't just guess. And and his index is a plus five point six handicap index. Now when I played against his is essentially kids and Brownie and we all it is essential because we were really negotiating for matchplay. I was a course eight. I believe and I was getting fourteen so I mean kids. Basically played to a plus six probably more like probably like basically a plus six handicap index. I lost five and four. Now I will say I didn't play particularly well a stretch especially that stretch. I ended up shooting eighty four. I believe But I beat Brownie. One Up Scott Brown. WHO's very similar to kiss? He's won like nine million dollars the PGA tour. I beat him like one up so I do think that like those numbers were pretty damn accurate around like that plus five plus six area for kind of like a top thirty the if top forty guy in the world but it is a crazy thing to think about and I also think like in anything golf like the consistency is really what kills you like. What I realized was like any hole that we stopped on where I didn't get a stroke? It was almost shocking. Wait what am I gonNA do right because you lose lose the whole. Yeah because you think your head like they're making par Birdie no problem in your head like I'm getting fourteen. Oh my God but then realize no I need no. I need all the shots. They don't have them. I'm like fuck. Yeah this is just me out here. You're against you down three and a half kind of starting the match and then you're playing those fourteen holes in a sense. I mean like betting on I would probably say like you might Parwan Napier. You push one you lose the. Yeah Yeah Yeah it was. It was just like it. was you realize to put so much pressure on you. Because he's going to be in the Middle Fair when he's going to have ten or fifteen feet for Birdie on every hole par fives. Five's he's going to have a tap in Birdie on every hole the way kids was Chirpin you to like. If you pull the drive kids would just announced what's going to happen for the rest of the whole and then that happened that would make me lose my mind and also adds pressure to every shot because I step up to a drive in a buddies match and it's really thoughtless kind of like I know my target angle. But I don't really think it gets the drive isn't putting much pressure on me. The second shot a little bit more every kind of shot. It adds anything can happen but if I pull the drive on one and he was like he's in the rough like you can get up to here and then you know. Maybe it'll chip on at best. He makes a five now. He wasn't doing that. Lurch what you just put in was a bunch of question marks. He didn't do that at all. You didn't say maybe you'll hit it there. You might right at best. No no no he said you will hit it there. You will not get down you will make a five. That's like what he was doing. which is dramatically different than like? Yeah you could go here. which like the way we play? Golf is a textbook on inconsistency in our own minds and like unpredictability. We have no idea he just knew. That's like very different to us right like we all go up and it's like okay. I'm planning it's Frankie in a match. We're standing that T- like I might go right. Left Down Frankie Michael Right left up down he might make double. I might make par. We could go the aware. I have no idea where it's just new right because I was just minimizing that as much as you. Can you know what I mean like. You make it so like you know what's going to happen for the most part Yup worse case scenario you make a bogey or double tools that he was wrong and the rest of them was spot on like where exactly what was going. Ah You'll miss the green from there. You can't get up and a bogey at best and then I'd make bogey he'd make a Birdie and you'd be like one down that's just what happened. Part of the fun is the unpredictability ability total. I might. I wonder if that sort of like when he's like I kinda got. He's figured out but he knows what's going to happen. Yup Pro match-play event. Obviously he's a millionaire. So it's like that's a pretty good trade off but the unpredictability for me. Kinda keeps me coming back totally. I always like I got one of my buddies scratch. And he goes out and shoots between like seventy four or like sixty nine every round he plays. I always think it's got to be kind of boring and we talked about this show maybe years ago now whereas like not like going going out there like the good shots for a guy like me feel better than a good shopping. I like the guy you know because it's like Holy Shit. That's what he's supposed to do right. It's like ooh. Oh yeah so so. There is a difference the same feelings like being a fan of a team that wins a ton of championships or team. That's been on a huge drought right like when like Yankees were on their Third World series. It's less exciting. Writing is like when the cubs won. Definitely yeah like when the Yankees one through four out of five years in the cubs went one hundred ten years jake sitting over there as a fucking Bama homer every Alabama championship was better than the last. And I don't believe that like you're technically not like the first one had to have been the best everyone all the Boston four. It was better than the other ones. Correct two thousand nine was awesome but like like the comebacks of the way like to comes in the beach. Georgia you know like all like there's always a good storyline. The only game. That really didn't have a good story. Line like Alabama Notre Dame but there's no better storyline in like we haven't been here before we're experiencing. I mean the blues had Never WanNa Stanley Cup in their history and we had resigned to the fact of like all of our sports radio. Talk Radio all of our group. Texts are buddies. Always like they're like this is why they're not GonNa win it again. Like when they start with a shitty star be like here. We go to blow up the team again. We're fucking ten years away from having a chance. It was always like wait. We won the on. They were playing the Bruins me as a selfish like fan of a team. That has won anything. I wanted the Bruins when because I was just more used to that feeling. I didn't want a team to have that feeling a new team. You know what I mean. Yeah because 'cause they almost they're stealing what's supposed to be you're correct. I was just like Oh the Bruins win all the time I'll just I'll just I'll just experience that again. Yeah that's a familiar feeling. You know what I mean yes I feel same baseball like dude. Everyone keeps saying like Oh the red sox yankees this huge robbery like I. I've lived in a time where the red sox have won multiple championships. Let them have another one. If if it's going to be the Yankees the Yankees lose to another team and the Red Texter. If the red SOx played the mets I. I don't want the mets to win. Because I live with these people I I. I like experience there like I watched them watch their team lose. It's fun to me like same with the Rangers. Get that from an islanders perspective because you wanNA taste the Bruins is familiar and you don't want another team to experience what you want your team to experience but then from a Yankees perspective you've won multiple championships. I would. I would think you would be like Oh cool. Like you know Kansas City one. Yeah that that I am. I said incorrect if it was the meth versa. Red Sox a team that like is that I like to hate. They hate one team. That won Catan team. That my friends. I've never even witnessed like that just being from Long Island and then the true mix more never happen. Keep the red sox like I want that. But in fact they've won but you'd still prefer like your rival Red Sox win over the mets just because you live with these people I love the work I would never meet a red sock fan of my life Because you never know yeah fair enough. You wouldn't have day to day. Interactions with this came into my argument that the day to day livelihood and robbery avary between islanders and Rangers was bigger than the Canadians bruins. The history of the game and at the game and canes and Bruins is the biggest robbery of all time but like when I go to school or work and stuff I am in the mix with fifty percent ranger fans. Fifty percent with my girlfriend is a ranger fan. Her Dad's arrangement. I'm not dealing like people with Canadians. Nations we don't see it the way you see. We like you know. In areas players is bigger for us. I mean it's just incorrect but incorrect. It just depends on where you live personally. Just don't care you live in Jersey grew up in Jersey. Yeah Okay Long. Island's I mean. I don't know what that means chanted pop infra since one thousand nine hundred thirties. You don't remember what it means. Okay so then just now we check the what nineteen forty. What Martine Forty for? Like seven here so you can start the nine unfortunate again. My point being a like on long island where it is. That is New Jersey's Islander Fans New Jersey. That's why you would like you grew up with more flyers. You grew up with fires down levels organization Asian. Well we're not hockey or POD. John is having lost since October. Say this country and like affects the Boston Montreal internationally watching the game one hundred percent I do I like French. There is a deep like right like at least with like islanders right now. We're like American New Yorkers and like there's a certain degree of what's deeply rooted. It was like fucking french-canadian Montreal. People versus like Boston like Americans think there's like a deep-rooted. I agree agree negative connotations to that I agree when the game is happening. The rivalry is more amplified and deeper when it comes to just more historic and booing during the national. I think like on a regular Tuesday when neither team or playing. I'm dealing with Lurch and I'm dealing with people like you know what I mean like final Burger Marina Marina. They haven't heard about from a Montreal Canadian's Fan in seven months. They haven't played them yet. They're not dealing with them. Nothing islanders haven't lost him over eleven. I live with people that try and tear me me down every time we also asked for the back. That's like the Rangers lose it. And that's why I think that's why I think it's bigger on a day-to-day basis we're constantly jabbing off season. Everything Islanders unders were making bets. You know what I mean like. I just don't think Boston France interact with haves fans as much I. Just don't you're seeing some of the bar every night single. See somebody rooting for the Rangers goal. You chirp yeah I get back to when we went to that bar just four drinks. We were in the middle of a rangers bar. That was my hell like like a red sock fan. You were in a night ranger. A bruins fan doesn't show up up to a bar in Boston and just go to a fucking Canadians bar. That's just doesn't exist. There's rangers bars in my town. It's crazy you know what I mean so the handicap system. Yeah whatever I do think that I think. PJ toward proser prior around a six. That would be my guess Phil again. Plus five point six index. Good for him keeping handicapped. Bless you to Jake Jake. Your Sneeze Michael Said Love You. Recap of the pioneers trip. If you have four days planned for a golf trip in that area with your buddies would you recommend doing three day package tobacco road or doing any of the pinehurst resort packages what I would say is this you know tobacco about twenty five thirty minutes away from Pinehurst. What I I would do is I would do a day at tobacco played thirty six holes? One of my biggest regrets that we didn't get to play tobacco road twice now on these trips. We're doing something you know. We're we're really. We've focused on the content. Hate that word with the content and we're doing all kinds of filming droning and we're trying to get such a professional production value in covering that round that we couldn't do thirty six day. It's impossible we're doing interviews and all that one of my biggest regrets. I'm a trip is not doing tobacco twice. I think it's such a unique crazy easy golf course. They don't love when we say that. But it is crazy. Mike strands like it's a crazy. Golf course the design. But it's actually incredibly playable not that long if you learned earn where to hit it and you get over the visual intimidation. It's a very playable. Golf course the ball on the opposite of like Pinehurst number two there's Turtle Greens the ball rolls off. The green on tobacco road would like a lot of the Greens are kind of bowls funnels. Where if you hit it like thirty feet left of the pain in Pasadena Roll all the way back to the whole and like cool stuff like that So I would love to play so I would say they go to tobacco road to thirty six holes there and then go to Pinehurst out so you have to play one day you should do pinehurst number two in the afternoon to the cradle with aks going to give you as a mix of getting your absolute teeth kicked in by Pinehurst number two. It's one of the great most iconic championship venues in America toasted three. US Open's Donald. Ross Ross you gotta play number two if you go to Pinehurst and then you get the exact opposite in the afternoon which is like you take three clubs out there. There's music playing speakers literally intellect the trees in the wood. Would and you hit some. Somebody might get close to home one. There's GonNa be a lot of birdies lot of drinks. It's going to be the total opposite. Experience GonNa leave you feeling like okay. I made a couple of birds out of time and then and the next day. You GotTa play Pioneers Number Four. You have to do that So those would be three days right there. You Got Thirty six at tobacco road you drive you stay at Pinehurst for a couple of nights makes you go the brewery the new brewery. They opened up like a year. AGO is really cool. Makes you eat at the Carolina. Hotel had the The Ryder Cup rooms where we ate in got great food a cool scene in there. He got kind of walk around the area. And there's a couple of other pubs that are like the one we walked into regis were too late for food but like you chip into the fireplace. Place that weird five five that when we were there had weird vibes told us we gotta go there. What was that called? Pine Crest Pine Crest in Pine Crest in. But I heard that's very cool. I think we just caught on a really weird. It was like no one in there and the place was empty. There was like cat. Food laid out on the floor. Everything was it was weird vibes and then so. That's three days of the trip. which is tobacco thirty-six six pioneers number two in the cradle afternoon and I would do pinehurst number four and the cradling afternoon again and then on day four go play on the golf course? I mean they got. They got literally ten golf courses. They're view crew include the cradle. I love number eight but I've heard a bunch of the other ones are really really good as well And that would be the way that I would do. Four days. There you guys agree. I agree and roads carts too so thirty six holes there you can take a cart And you'll be good to go. The ones that are worth going there can love tobacco really really really cool place more I think think about the more I realize I enjoyed it. I couldn't agree. I was going through the drone footage last night tax andrew Going through the drone footage we drone the hell out of that place and going through the footage was it felt epic just looking at footage of that drone coming up over all the different undulations in the dunes in the mountains was so cool so I would do thirty six holes there. You can rip around in a cart like we said and it's very playable. I think even from the tips. It's like sixty five hundred yards so it's not that long I think it's very playable but it's visually intimidating. One thing that is troubling. Like if you hit pretty good shots. You're fine is when you hit like you know like if you for example like there a couple times chunked a wedge hitting from eight yards out I chunked a wedge that went like sixty yards and I was just fucked right. You're in like or a Dune like that. You're just not supposed to be and it's like have you hit that wedge like a decent contact even even you'd have like twenty feet for Birdie at worst. Instead of in this horrific Dune I make triple which psych. That's just how the golf course so I think you gotta do that. That's the way I would do. The trip I think that's it that's all we got. We have the bar so classic is up next. I think Frankie got into well. You're going to hear this kid rock. Oh speak in great works at the I t one the fucking bar so classic. Congratulations Rocko. I'm happy for you. Seem like a good kid but the islanders were down to work in. This isn't a hockey pockets. But I have to bring us up. Islanders has had set history last two days the only team to ever come back for multiple goal deficit five minutes in the third period period. Back to back games ever. NHL History craziest craziest comebacks on the road. I was in Philly. They're down three nothing. At the time I get a tweet from this Rockefeller. It's it's like the second period allies are getting pumped and it's like. Hey Frankie great game. If the islanders come back I'll literally give you five thousand dollars out of my barstool classic winnings right right and like I just scrolled by whatever fuck you Rocco like trying to hit me down. What half an hour forty five minutes later? The win the game I go back to look for this. Kid's kids tweet immediately. I'm searching Rocco Hashtag Barstool classic everything. I'm trying to find skip. I find his fucking account. I'm looking through his tweets tweets replies got so I D M M like hero. Did you delete your tweet at me. And he just sends me back a smiling face and now that infuriated me. I'm more whatever response so I tweeted Out Hey rigs your winner legitimately offered me five thousand dollars if the odds of come back. And they just came back and won and he deleted the tweets. He's like soft as baby shit and He like he's like yeah like it was off to whatever I'll like donate five grand all this stuff. I Dunno whatever I want the money I said to him I do not want your money. I just WanNa Tara. I want to tweet at you. Want people to look at your profile. Mega Sky got murdered. Frankie put his gooch on his nose. Like that's what I want like doesn't want that like like I want. He didn't want it. So bad Rocco flashing that Grendel around with Rocco smack my gruntal with some powder you know like just fucking weird man fucking ankles ears. Just come on Rocco. Just get the job done. And then we're gone frankie ankles ear lobes Borelli he just loves slashes so next up you actually have varsity classic champion winners. This was well before this will happen. But Rocco and Anthony. They did when they won. And Ten grand actually told story about how they had been in a couple of situations before as the as a team and big tournaments they really wanted to in and blown it and so how that was like very badly on their minds is their the eighteenth hole to win ten grand in the Barstool classic and all that so it's fun chat with them and they do great work like we mentioned they worked for the I T officially. That's their gig. That's what they do. They teach young kids how to golf and there were focused in like raising money to do so and help out around different golf courses. I do really really cool work Those two are up next sports packages on cable can cost a fortune as you probably know many times. They don't even show all the Games you want to see that's why having expressed VPN is an absolute must for any sports Fan Express. 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We have Anthony Hoffman. Rocco's Grillo not screw with several. Oh I think he's also the S. E. so we just came from the engraving. We had our boy allen which was a legit like throwback from the nineteen fifties engraving of the trophy and he he went all the way through. About how like never spells his then he just spilled Rocco's name wrong called him. I called I strive for sure So you guys want obviously the Barcelo classic ninety the classic Would you do I mean what would you do after has any. Does anybody even care. I did people. That's funny as we walked out. We both looked at our phones and I didn't. I think that many people were found this thing but it was ridiculous. Is that right at a buddy of mine. WHO's a high school teacher was like dude? I had the live leaderboard on like on the classroom all day. I'm like on the whiteboard streaming with the kids. That's amazing that's follow this We've gotTA last year. The first couple events we were iffy about doing live scoring because live scoring as people told us is typically typically in a like rookie. You know tournament like we were doing first time. Doing whatever is usually more detrimental than it is helpful because people fuck it up and don't do it right and therefore you have people relying on like the wrong information so luckily ended up getting into point. We brought these golf status guys in and learn that they had to be on site and basically overseeing shing everything and when they did that then the scores are pretty accurate. But you they were the pros at every course like you. Have you guys want to do live scoring. That's cool but usually when people do it you get like people just enter. Scores wrong and airborne is way off but if people were following I guess we gotta do it every year. I mean I've had people check after a couple of people are entering in their phones. That's when it really screws up. That was the key and we because we did a couple of venues where we had people were supposed to enter them themselves disaster and I don't blame people like when you're playing golf tournament you don't WanNa be like on some sort of electronic whether it's the car or whether it's your phone like that game he kept telling me all day he's like Get off your phone on my putting score and dude. They usually don't do it. The Bluetooth speaker onto has worked for the first half filly yup very good. Pr For the BARSTOOL. Classic incredibly incredibly good. I can't I was telling we're talking with Erik earlier. Nardini our CEO. And I was like we got lucky. That our guys that one or not he. I mean 'cause Barstool following parcel classic personnel type of people that play have no fucking clue who could be could have been anybody and then I get to tweet time instagram. All time going are champions are actually really guys how long you've been at the I t So I've been. I think I just got on full-time this year. But I've been coaching teaching kids for three years. Now so talk to us about your guys jobs about what you actually with. I t what it's all about all that So my role with the I see. I'm a program manager so what we do is we let coordinate nate like different programs around the city. We work with different golf courses whether it's public private semi private Disallowed kids to get access to the course pretty much using our life skills and Curriculum to deliver the game of golf. So we we go off as the vehicle drive all this stuff. which is I mean you play off right right pretty much forever? I mean aren't a lot about yourself. You get frustrated get upset We have some core values that helps these kids really developing a good people in the community so a a lot of kids have never played before and then they come in they. They've really be obsessed with it. I mean off the Bat. I mean kids at Kinda a struggle right away with it. You know. Everyone's dollar doesn't like it but we kind of intertwined like it's not all off it's more or less you know trying to keep these kids kids active in just come back to the claims so that we can implement in our core values we have nine core values respect honesty integrity perseverance. So we try to implant implement all these core values while we're teaching these classes if even if it's a fun game of Tic Tac Toe while your partner Chapman so we try to keep them as intrigued intrigued as we possibly can probably like focused on short game stuff where it's more fun like putting in chip because people can get away with that versus what you have to take a full swing. It's like a in season. Like I say the word yourself and we check swing right there. I heard earlier. That wasn't a check so but I mean we. We work with schools around the area. We bring them over for a field trips and everything like you see crazy. Stances like people have no idea what this game is like. We work with inner city. Kids at it's this is a new step of life for them so it's just getting them into the program like giving them the chase. Get these opportunities that we offer them. It's pretty cool so I I E for you guys were you guys involved with it coming up birds. You just decide to get into because you wanted to teach kit like where did that come from for you to be like. I WANNA work for the first team so we actually played for Roman Catholic African Highschool and our home course was worn Elaine golf club so we actually they were based out of I or the first. He was based out of there when we were in high school. And now all that we kinda grew up and the program director that worked there when we were in high school found the opportunity to contact us in trying to get back to come and work for them and it so happened to be that we both kind of grew up playing golf together. And we who who doesn't WanNa work with our buddy what I mean. So we talked he got on a nice thank. You got to come work. What else that sounds? Go on and it's been it's been great ever since then so we. You guys were telling me at the championship that the day a of the Classic Championship was guys biggest day at work. And you just weren't there a dollar one and we were like man how we weren't don't inventory but it's whatever we were actually what we were doing was It's our biggest fundraising event of the year. So we have all of our board members over you know big fundraising people that come into this coffee outing and they just do their pockets. which is awesome right so we raised over two hundred twenty thousand sauce participants at speak to them? And it's like yeah we kids in our program and people are crying out in the then. Here's pretty cool. Yeah about the allies you guys have impacted and all that and then people are like. Oh my God I'm so emotional. Here's all my money so you guys can keep doing a lot of great events a lot of a lot of good We're we have a very good word aboard. Backed us with everything that we've Kinda WANNA do more taken over our second off course and managing our second. Of course what's up tomorrow taken over golf course or what you guys said that. There's a bunch of city courses in Philadelphia and they really have struggled like Muniz. Yeah just municipal course is owned by the city but leased out to different management companies okay. Couple management companies came in struggled We when we took over one lane. We weren't there. We were obviously in high school. I think at the time so Just making improvements that of course given opportunities that kids in the neighborhood So we've grown that golf course into a pretty sustainable place you know like the management companies couldn't really do that right. That's a lot of stuff. You gotTA gotTa do tender Loving Care Right. So you're teaching kids golf. You're teaching them core values and core values and all that. You're you're raising money and you're like managing off course Tana hats so winning golf tournament. That's as good a bit. Our staff are safe has a juggle good amount of stuff that goes on like. They don't really see what we do every day. So that's pretty cool. That's very cool. Good for you again. Interested it makes me look better and we get the biggest of the year to come play so you love me no next year scheduling wise won't be there again. You're making this qualify. I is when you made a good point about the Stanley Cup. Thank you you don't get to be in. The playoffs. Won The Stanley Cup. Same deal same situation. So how'd you find out about the worst classic. That's a funny story. And so I remember seeing happened or I remember seeing you guys posted balances me so I screamed twitter and once I heard gold members had the first I bulk member right away. I was like we're getting in this sedan. Use had the it was to be determined on the location of the Philly right spot so I kind of backed off on a little bit forgot about it. I'm working at the bar one night and my body goes joe the borstal classic. They're I'm having that your your place in my place. He's like film. Might not so I call it a pop. I think it was like one thirty. I bartended another place in northeast Philly. So he's working behind the bar. I'm working beyond the bar. I'm like what do you want. I caught him on six hundred dollars in paint it now so I put us in. We're applying for Tan grant and as bad as trophy so we gotta go and so yeah. The trophy is the coolest part. You guys were saying that you know the ten grand cool but like the trophy. Is that things legit. I was hoping is filled with a grain of cash. But Yeah I Let's hurry finance. It's yeah it's really not my call. Fortunately I don't run the finance department. I wish I I did this week. The hundred hundred bucks. It would have been preposterous So yeah for anybody who doesn't know that was the first twenty four hours it was only we open to gold members in order to register and then after that I went open to the public and after a win open to the public. It's all out in two days but the Philly stop and think the second New York Stop. We're not done yet because we basically I mean we put this whole thing together in an insanely short period of time. So when we went public blah blah blah. Sorry sorry about who didn't know that background So then going into your home track Vilma was I would say by far the the trashy of all of the venues that we had which for Philly is perfect but it really was unlucky. So what I heard and we talked a little bit when it happened on the show show but essentially They're only two courses on our whole toward that. I had not been too and I believe I had not been to like this year. I've been all of this year and those two were obviously Philmont and then Whiskey Creek which are down in DC and phillies very difficult to book because as you guys know really all the top. The public courses are not anywhere near downtown filling and then otherwise. Then you have to get on one of the privates which like I don't. I'm not really entwined in that scene very well so it was tough to get on. The privates were struggling to get a Philly stop. philmont actually reached out to us. They're great to work with And they're like you know we know about the We'd love to host it and we're like yeah great. We asked people again really cool layout usually in great shape and on that and then I guess you probably know more about Iraq. I knew but I guess like even up to a month before the tournament they're saying like the Greens and all that were in great shape and then they just like I lost him. Yeah it was I mean I've been there for three years and now has today been my. It's my last year this year. I'm moving on but I I mean the years I spent there the course when it's in great shape it is like one of the best layouts up there so you bike when I when I heard it was great and then I think right around after July got real hot. I think we had the hot spell right. And it just went way downhill. Everything burn out. I don't know what it happened. What they struggled like like Justin told you that with the power? It's it's definitely a big battle during the summer because it just eats everything else. That's around it. And I think seventy five are closed. Eighty percent of our Greens are POA. It's very tough to maintain them And obviously it's it was as a source sore site to your eye when you walked up but like justice. Had I think once you got out of course it was fine. Nothing was wrong with it most. Oh stealing was bad correct. Everything else was pretty good. They were unlucky in that like the worst. Visual parts of the chorus were the three different holes. You could see from the clubhouse and were everybody was congregating for like two hours before we teed on so it was just like wait a second and from my vantage point it was like okay. We decided to charge everyone across the whole tore the same exact amount of money. He's three hundred dollars. A person six hundred dollars a team. So it's like I don't want people to see this video. Come out from Whiskey creek or from Wallace Tin and like all these pristine St and then they're like why pay the same as those guys and I'm out here and this is like dead and this and that so we said like fuck it rather than risk it and risking negative vibes from anybody they got screwdrivers gonNA give everybody like one hundred dollars back and this that and you're right. playability was fine and most of the places on the course it was completely find it was really a couple of holes near the club. House looked awful. Ten eighteen pondering look putting knows like. Oh my God totally okay. I can see two holes and I can see the putting during and they all legitimate or worse Than Immune Bentiu. We're in trouble here so I got a little bit of a bad rap because of that I feel like But having said that like the course wasn't in phenomenal phenomenon shape stretch of the imagination. But it's your home track. Would you guys finish their came tied in second tied for second. Yeah we were kind of pissed off about that. Yeah we struggled early and then the rain delay we truly hartselle servers and made a couple of birdies going back out and finishing second and so we were happy about all. We wanted to get a liberty. The national legal. That's what was the preparation like for like the quality. Where you guys because you guys playing a lot of tournaments try to find his many obviously many amateur sure events as we can right now? We're considered professional professional Shiite. Congratulations turning pearls. Yes I should have party turning broke but yeah we want a lot of local events around the around Philadelphia and and try to venture out for. US vents amateur events. It's and I don't even remember how we prepare for this but we had a couple of tournaments before in the previous week leading up into it. We had like three or four tournaments that week coming into it so it all really kind of workout for us to prepare and get ready for it. We play a lot of golf either a lot. So it's like that week was like applying three tournaments is like a check swing this is also And then like same as liberty national. We've had a couple of tournaments enough to that. That sounds like good preparation planning tunnel leisure around pretty much when you get the chance to play. You're playing tournaments hidden balls in the region stuff. So how does it stack up like how what was the what was similar. What was different for the classic vs on the tournament's Tabby just a whole setup that you guys are awesome job like the qualifier film? I was John. I mean we got to meet all you guys bar drink during the rain delay. That was pretty cool. That was like liberty nationalists top tier. I don't think there's anything I think it's more or less like like the amenities that you come that we came across with with you guys like when you go to. US Shave and kind of tournaments kind of like our scorecard. You're saying off minutes along right now now and you come in and say hey guys doing anything. Here's this here's that we've got to pick our own balls on the range titlis or Calloway School Tom. I said Yeah that was that was a plus I mean just from I mean every other thing you can think of it. Just that's what exactly what you want when you went to the classic. Yeah exactly what it was and it was interesting because like you. I mean I've played a lot of different terms as well I live for. I've played I've played way more like member gas that have you know like USGA qualifiers. If I remember I have played in the football qualifier like it is you kind of role in its pre robotic. Here's your scorecard. Ut off at whatever age fifteen and that's it and good luck And so it was you know the goal is to try to capture more of like of member guest but serious tournament type vibe. I have have a couple of drinks have a good time. There's like a little banquet if you WANNA call it that afterwards you shoot the shit you might meet a couple of people and like have a good time and exchange numbers become golf buddies or whatever but also like I want people to care about golf and I think that that was probably the most surprising part to most people outside of myself was how seriously people took the golf. Well you pitch it and held away. He said it's America's member member guests. Oh and I was like all right. There's people out here serious and then there's people here to just meet some people and that's all time drinks and stuff like that and there were a handful of teams on each probably extreme extreme end of the spectrum thereby handful teams at each that had zero intention of playing golf golf once. Whoever meets you guys yeah me? I'M GONNA get drunk a day off work which is totally cool. You're fine and thereby handful teams. Who took it too seriously who were like bitching cameras like you know? Taken the range range session a little too like whatever which again is like that we want and most people were in the middle. Where like you know? Yeah like me and my partner. We've been going to the range for a couple weeks trying to play some good golf. We're also going to have some drinks and hang out. So hopefully that's what and you guys obviously experience. Hopefully that's what we're able to convey over to. Yeah I mean we I mean obviously also has a I think nowadays kids don't have that competitive nature anymore fire to go out and want to win and I think me and him playing throughout high school together and continued on to other events as partners. We've continued to always WANNA win. It's not that they have to compete against each other parts. Like I'm sure it's tic-tac-toe I'm trying to whip up even care. How upset were you that he got the shine? Right in. The playoff didn't really matter. I know I was confident. Here's a little never got a good call your like our partners in the harbor and I yeah. That was my worst shot of the day. I'll give that I had I mean there's there's a good moment on eighteen where you hit a rock on the green and Anthony immediately had the putter head off. I was caddying apex yet. Good good shot good shot get in there come on now. Let's say within a millisecond. It's about him. He would do the same thing for me. So it's like we play together a stout SEC. Yeah we flow. So it's just it's just like clockwork when we're out there playing together and if he's not as funny I don't even know if even if we're not right on point that just works anyway time. So you guys showing up to liberty national you guys. I believe we're only getting one. Shot each rounded up fifty fifty percent handicap. So you guys are. You both went up to twos. I think course twos fifty percent you get one The shot seven under the inverse eighteen homes. That's that's fucking good golf. How well did you guys? We toured up like blackout conor. Goff sorta yeah. We don't really well. We started on five and antilock brakes. Oh Man I didn't know that. Yeah so the water all down the left was I looked at this and I'm like please don't be that's how you start your I and I had one down the middle that got and my heart like I don't remember that swing button on the next one rip on there. It's kind of a Birdie. Yeah and it and then we we kind of we got through. I guess they they said it was kind of like the stretch seventy nine yup and we. He missed I think to four or four foot birdies five took off. Yeah we all four feet missed it. six hundred one to like three feet missed it. Now we're like Oh good you go. He birdied seven and then I got to hop on it which yeah. Yeah so that was. And that was the par-five par-five bunker and he got up and down the next I went to like an inch. So tap that in for Birdie then off from their recruiting at that I think he birdied to rather than I want. Often Birdie three in a row Bertie here and there and it just kind of it just it was kind of like we got the whole. Every time he got up to the agreement was like are. We got like a three footer for Birdie like just a tap into this is easy you know Kinda just got crews it was. We got to the playoffs for inviting for shots are caddy looked at me. He was like the second hole number. Seventeen I hit a little right and I walked up to me and I'm looking at it and I'm in the rough in them. I have no idea how this he's like. This is your first Show from the rough all day. Eh Mike Holy Crap. What the Hell is that? Well yeah and he didn't miss a fair world and it's usually the way I'm usually the scrambler get up and down. He's down the middle so it just worked out in that favor you did miss on eighteen. You missed the family. Missed the whole quiz so when you were in the Harbor Harbor Harbor bound. So let's go to the playoff. You know I think he had a one shot lead going into the playoffs. Sixteen is a quirky little. What is it two eighty or something like that a hell of a job you you got changing the pins off a little bit? Change the pens. But you don't see very often changed the pen so anybody out there. Listening doesn't know. The format was eighteen hole shotgun and then there was a cut cut essentially top four teams and ties made the cut and then they went off of sixteen Based on whatever score finished eighteen holes at so you guys were seven hundred. I think through to eighteen holes at seven under one team at six hundred ninety two teams of five under and So sixteen is like two hundred eighty yard par four. The pen was like Middle Right in like a bowl. I ate everything fall to it. The second time around in the playoff off-day moved it front left on like a Knob that is essentially. If you drive well I'll let you guys talk through it because both of you both took irons off. The team What was the thought process? And what was the. Were you guys. Like how confident were you going into the playoffs. And how we're how it was the thought process behind planes sixteen. How the weight was tough? So we've isn't waiting train a little bit but we had our methods we had some truly heart seltzer so smart yeah But when you change the pens that really changed our game plan a lot because like the first time around we hit different. I had a different club and like you still had to in the first time around but it just switched up things and I wasn't confident I hit driver. He had a big banana slices. Yes and the two thousand feet and put on the green so and I can't really hit that slice of this pin right now so hit the to arn it pretty well then he on a little left. Yeah we talked about it going up and he had driver and I might do. Put that thing back in the back. He's like Nah I got. I'm like no you you hit driver a slice cut driver back to the back of the Green. You're not hinted at Penn now should I had three or to earn and like driver and he was like dude. Just hit to arm. I'm like it comes up short. You're just shipping up to an easy not an easy penn.. But you're chipping up to pin. You can control from thirty forty yards. We're not you know we're not Frankie thank you. We don't blade are wedges. Every year we had it gets to the show and then like I have we both have. I decided to arm but my to orange bent down thirteen degree. So it's three. Would things wrong. Yeah it goes I mean I had the ball pretty far but it probably goes out there like two eighty trying to like saw something off on it and so it actually worked out chunk it club and headed fat kind of worked out there because you were like pin high on the back con- escape. I no clue how that got there. 'CAUSE I'm like we're he's probably in a bunker somewhere like short shortsighted myself and I think usually is put a video of some of I think four pipe up of me Chris crispy hitting that little bump up into the hills save the and that solidify once we got on. I knew I was making that. And then I think The guys that were at set. We're we're in the group. What else they during the pot so they were on of? I was waiting on my. There's women isn't it. They drained it in front of you so you retired for like sixty seconds. They're still just stepped up. Bom No problem. Keep moving we. I mean we've kind of been in those positions before especially in some events where once once we eighty eight mile. I'll tell that story but so seventeen you know you guys. You guys both went a little right but he ended up. I think rocky a pretty good spot. You had like twenty feet or so for Birdie uh-huh back side to the other guy. I can't remember his. You had a vicious outburst brutal. Yeah Oh my God to tie the lead need Williamson was his last name. Yeah he was a Super Nice Guy de God. Forbid that happened once for US I thank God in previous prevent that one hundred percents goes right in the one hundred percents on us so then we get to eighteen Hof Goes I put one in the harbor in the harbor so now I thought I made a great swing Attitu- I looked up and I'm like that's manages all right sal back it up so you got one shot lead in in the championship and your partners in the harbor offense what are you. What are you thinking? You're not well I think at this point going into it. I went to so zone then and I mean I was. I didn't even know I had a partner at the time. Once he went out. I was like there's no partner here out of focus on yourself. Yeah so I kind of just focused in on. I didn't look laughter right. I was looking at the ball and at the car and ready to go so I stepped up and I made almost like a terrible swing. Felt like it coming down down at it but when it hit the face and went on the air I was like. That's perfect so let's walk this down. That's walk this back. Yeah Yeah it was. It was not so because they postpone out there and I remember I remember hearing God. That's that's deepened. I'm like all right here. We go. You Ain't GonNa get me on this one so I had to step up. I just think and in swing as far as you can and don't go right. Don't go harbor so worked on it right. Got It out there. We got to the fairway and and I think what we have one thirty five in the again they switched depend on the Front Yup Front and was in the back right. which is it that back pain was tough earlier earlier? Really not that trump him missed four now until. We're not gonNA talk about that so looking at this. I Seen Day. They hit their second shots in looked like it. Looks pretty good at the pen. And and I like zipped off my little short left in the French and I'm thinking to myself and my God I love this shot one thirty pitching wedge choke down the club and just hit. Don't believe don't well just hit so I hit it and once I hit I knew it was perfect and everyone was screaming. Sits sets a and that thing had some sauce on it serious. That thing played as as perfectly can think of put up behind Penn at least fifty feet in zip the back to for seventy feet Then get into the partner or get into the green. I'm thinking aren't they don't really have easy if they make this. You know I'm not messing but we got to the point. I was like okay I just need to but and like I said we've been in this situation before where I've nine point anything. Yeah this is all me. We were torn before around or I want to hear this when we got the championship around. It's like a big a big event and Ross qualified Thursday Friday. You play two rounds of match. Play Saturday Saturday. matchplay and then Sunday semifinals and championship. She's so we get through everything some crazy rounds and then we get to seventeen. Were down one. We're now we're we're. We're all squared on seventy one seventeen. I made a birdie on seventeen get the eighteen. We both down the middle. We both he hits one on the green like the perfect spot like there's no flat spot on the screen and it's like ten feet straight uphill no movement. I'm in the bunker. I hit one out to the green. And I'm like like in the other guys line where he's putting par Birdie or something like that rock is like pick it up. What am I gotta par? PUTT I mean if I make this it's like you release some stress off you pick it up. I'm like you're not giving this guy a line on anything so I'm not trying to get any advantage and the next thing you know it's John I'm like all right. He missed his Birdie. PUTT on my God. We've got to Iran the same exact. Oh No we had liberty Nash on Eighteenth Green Liberal was the first thing this is nightmares all over again. So no way I ran this by like five feet five feet and now it's coming back. It is a slippery slider fast as this table. And he he's in his pocket. Pick it up and I guess are blessed with Mr Nestor Parliament. Now just to lose the Hong Kong till playoff. We're GONNA play off and we lost the second hole and it starts at this point literate down porn. They make Birdie on to lose the championship. Classic Scott like eight feet or whatever it was you and I'm like holy. I remember this look looking for him I please. I know discounted them like already displeased. Got Two points there. Even I want to make it so bad I just. It doesn't matter if you make the pot and you still win or youtube on you. Know I was like he got. I think I put it by like a foot and a half. He's like take your time. Okay I got it makes me nervous it was privy. I don't think most nervous shot I had was on sixteen to the playoff. 'cause like again that weight was a little while and then like it had me thinking though I take this to take that so that was that was my nervous shot and eighteen eighteen just kind of like I said zone down. I was in in the zone as you could say I walked everything down. I kind of look like a little douchebag but are you kidding me. That's that's that's what you it should dream like. You're walking down. Eighteen you throw that club into the slot and you're walking the ball on the Green as me your cat. He's pulling off your head cover. Yeah that's great. I didn't again. I didn't know about the history so that makes things when I go back and watch it. I'm going to be a little queasy. No no but I mean you you you got to. I will say too. I thought in my head with how much kind of like swagger you had at the time I was like even if Williamson or whatever. The guy's name was right Williamson. No offense them. Sorry for just saying I miss Greg player if he makes Rocco's making I was just like I don't think it really matters. I didn't think he was GonNa make if he does. I still think Rocco make because you had like six feet you've been playing lights out And I think that both groups starting with Birdie on sixteen was like Oh we're going to school and we were talking before about how I didn't want that didn't want but like you'd prefer not have to like twentieth handicaps win the whole thing because then it becomes like we've all seen before like San Bagger member gas that Oh yeah and it's like how come their handicaps to that high. There's no way they shot this or that they're being like Oh. I played a career around. And it's really sketchy instead. You guys are both like one or two handicaps. It's like well. Those are the guys that are supposed to win the tournament. Those are the best players players so that made me feel good. I think fifty percent really helped that a lot. That was perfect totally and anybody who bitches about that. My reaction to it is like if is the number one complaint is like well that that really favors the lower handicaps. And I'm like well you should be rewarded and having advantage of your better at something. I can't play this game. You got to be better totally totally. Anybody can have a chance. said it's fifty percents of urine eighteen anti cab. You WanNA plays a nine. You have a chance. You can totally getting some strokes but if anything it's going to reward the best people who should be rewarded because they're better simply may WANNA be better planet B boys well. Congratulations thank you. You got this trophy right here until well I probably until March I think around March where we're going to start next year's tournament so guises until then and your name will be on forever. Thanks to Alan. Thank God it's corrected. It was wrong I kind of wanted it to go on. I'm telling you I'm looking at it. And I've seen a May do the MIC. That's an aide that's not reich a come on out after all that you guys I imagine it'll be at the phillies stop next year. Yes you have a lifetime exemption into the tournament not into the championship. We'll take it despite your efforts to have a feeling you qualify again next year hoping so but we'll see all right. Anthony Rock appreciate it. Thank you you guys. Thanks for coming in

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CCK Podcast: Love & Letters (featuring Paige Spiranac, Marty Mush, Jetski, ad Blattman from Big Brain)

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And I don't know. Maybe it was a Yang. I think a lot of times we learn from animals animals. There's no to do that. And then it's like all right. That little baby suck sucking on that. So I'm suck on that, too. Right. But all sorts of food, I'm gonna kill that animal. I'm going to skin it on going to put it on top of fire, and then I'm gonna eat it. Right. What? And then where you drew the line to see those like pita billboards, and it's like, well, where do you draw the line from like a chicken, and then it goes all the way up to a human? And there's always somebody that comes with graffiti, and like it was like well between the Callan the horse, that's where we draw the line. We're not even the worst who drew that, like, why are we not eating horses? I did a horse right now bullied horses. No, America's, you know what they do is they just changed the name, you know, it's like venison. So you're eating a deer, bro. If they just changed horse to a different name. It'd be like, okay. Yeah. I never eat a dog. No, I could human. I would, I would I would like to try some human society is trained to think that that's not normal. Like, if what if you could do that would have we would have we grew up here me out eating human. Is normal? Well as long as it's not like someone has been murdered for me to eat them. I'm okay within what how I don't wanna murder anybody? Let's just like some old person dies, you'll eat that meat but for some young person. So how, how did they die? I don't know tragically, but not intention like somebody dies in a car accident. I would like to maybe try their meat. I don't want them to die for me to eat them. Right. Yeah. But it would probably cost a lot of money to eat human. I bet you super rich people do this. No. Don't I super rich people who need like to just get the rocks off in weird ways they hunt urge? Yeah, they probably hunt humans, and then eat them. I bet you that they probably just, oh, my friend, people hunt people like big game hunters who, again, who were sick as shooting lions and stuff in Syria. Eddie, we wanna play the most dangerous game is books and movies about this man is definitely books and movies about it. But I feel like we would know about it. If it were happening, you are not on that level. Yeah. If you were if you were rich and inner circle, you would know about it. You're a peasant while the police the police would know the police are involved, the power, they're paid off. This is probably not happening in America, if this is happening with Americans out quarters. Yeah. That's pretty cool though. I I'd like that. Diamonds and eat humans again, I don't want to test it out. Yeah. I just sometimes worry about the wellbeing of Barcelona blaze when these conversations happen invites fights talking about how they like to choke the life out of people last week. And now this week, you guys are talking about hunting and eating wives. You fight so that. Oh, yeah. I don't like that. Oh, okay. Well, I mean they didn't like they didn't say they wanted to kill people. They just said that they like having the power that they could do it. Stark. That's weird that some listen to the last week stark. All I know is that, you know, if someone were to cook up some human for me season it sauce it up. Cook it like nice medium. I'm I'm medium. I don't need to medium rare. Maybe it's like a, you know, like a nice guy or a but that either but I do eat. But, but what I do actually get all my food and snacks delivered by post mate, so that my hunger, satiated. So I don't have these thoughts about eating humans, I wonder posts mates. Save save children's lives and saves the lives of anybody who I was thinking about hunting and eating post and not a fan of cannibalism non cannibals for all the non cannibals out there. Post meets promo code KFC one hundred dollars off your delivery charge for the next seven days. That's KFC get one hundred dollars of free delivery credit during your first seven days with the program. We did a little love letter talk this week as weird. Have you ever written a love letter? Yes to who and how old. Girlfriends. Yeah. Held we aren't Tony's already dating. Yes. So it was like a anniversary, your Valentine's Day or some occasion, like once a year. Yeah. Now was it like a love? Sonnet in Alaska. Roses are red violets are blue. How long was it? It's I mean probably like a couple of pages. So it was like it was just a like a, you know, a reflection love letter usually mean like has a connotation of like a poem. It wasn't a problem. You look, look how far we've come look at what we've done, this is what she fucked your best friend. Yes. Was it her? No. Okay. I was going to say that would be really bad. No. That didn't happen with, don't you feel foolish. Eventually after you break up. It's like this foolish about it, because it's like find another guy that's gonna fucking write you a bomb. Aslam handwrite. It. I feel like that up. Any like, if you handwrite anything, it's way more impressive soccer's, Carol? All you gotta do is write things down on paper. And they're like ooh. No, it has to be good. But it does take it the next step 'cause I mean how easy is it to type versus go? Find some fucking stationary. Well, here's the thing. Casey, if I hand wrote you of love letter you'd be like this is a fifth grader like I'm it could be the most romantic letter of all time, but you don't necessarily from fucking eleven year old if that if your handwriting is bad. It's bad mine is like a two year old. So I got all caps. Yeah. I do that. But that's a long. I don't think it does eventually just start to fall into like a script cursive, sorta to train yourself to write in all caps. And then it looks way better deaf. It looks much better. The thing is, I'm never writing anything of substantial length. So motorcycle scribbling down notes for an interview or some shit like that. And I'm just like discrimi- prescription like a. It's like a doctor's prescription pad. Like I know says, like I do the sometimes it's upper case. Sometimes it's lower case, just by accident. And, and apparently, that's a sign of being a psycho. Split personality like a skit sour. It's like well that was your your, you know, one personality writing. Now it's your other personnel. It's like in the same word. Yeah, I know. I just that's I also like to write things down more than type them like if I'm taking notes on something I if I write it down. I'll remember it. So I feel like if you're writing a love letter or a breakup letter, or whatever it means more. If you physically. I was going to say can we do that? I would love to save me a lotta head. Yeah. No. I don't think it's like that's how you're breaking up. I think it's like, like if somebody breaks up with you, and then and then, like you write a letter as a woman, Casey, is there a right way to break up with someone like if I if I wrote a break-up letter would that be more preferred than like a phone call or text message or in person? I mean, ten out of ten it needs to be done in person, and you agree with that. Yeah. Because then P I guess it depends on it depends on how serious the relationship is, I think, invested if you've not invested that much time are not like you're not in a fiery thing, you gotta make her okay? On text message if you make it past six months, then, like we'll start talking alternatives. But anything before six months, you might get a text message. You might just never are we talking about an actual like, I hate saying, this sounds like I'm a thirteen year old, but, like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship just a hookup. No, no. Like, we've, we've gone on dates, maybe you've met my parents, like we've got all each. Each other. Yeah, we're in that six month window, maybe Valentine's Day or Christmas as fallen in there. We've gotten each other gifts for those holidays. If you don't make it's a six months, you ain't getting shit like, I'm just going to be like you had both somebody that met your parents auspey holidays with hell, yeah. God, you're a douche bag. You gotta make it to that six month Mark. And if you don't guess what you ain't shit. Have you? I follow the logic a little bit. I'll tell you what. But like when you're when you're going to break up with someone you see them in person, you get sucked back in you do nothing but fight. You did nothing. But, like make up sex. Brad sex, right. Like that's that's that's fun in ship. But if you're trying to actually break up, I think seeing each other is the worst thing and like staying in contact too. Yeah, because then, the more that you text and the more that you talk the worst lie back. You know, I don't know. I mean that's why the break-up letter is like you have a bunch of shit to say, but you don't want to say to their face you don't wanna get sucked into some sort of hookup situation. You don't want them to be able to respond right away. Right. A break-up letter. Think of. Like how I've gone through breakup in the past, I feel like at once you hit a certain point of seriousness. It has to be done in person. And I always use ROY McElroy as the example like he broke up with Caroline, I always fuck, her name was the Aki Binger engaged. And I guess he like texter to break up the engagement tough. Maybe a phone call. But still, it's like if you're engaging you're planning a wedding. They had already sent out wedding invitations didn't even do it in person. I got a friend who has goes left the ring on the bed poof love that to she'll even know I would love that. No, no note off just clean. There was a lot of fighting it wasn't like out of nowhere. But it was like the actual break up out of nowhere like, like they, you know, wasn't really, there was an episode of sex in the city where Kerry wakes up and had just a post. It note that just says, I can't do this. I'm sorry. I love a clean break. Right. I mean I mean think about it. So I get what you're saying where you, quote unquote. Oh, it to them, but it's like they ordinarily want that because they still want to be with you. Right. You're, you're the breaker upper, and it's like. You have to see me, and it's like we'll be able to stay. Yeah. And it's but if. But if the break-up is like one of the worst messy, kind of rudest things you can do to someone. So it's like I'm already being the root of second be now. I have to like not do it overtaxed or not do it over the phone like you're already gonna hate me. Right. We're going to be a mess. There's a, a level of respect, I guess. Yeah. But breaking up with the guy that. Oh, but I am about to you. Well, yeah, but if I'm currently I'm like I do not want to be around you anymore. That's fair. But there's also like if I'm going to break up with a guy that I don't actually care about then. Yes. But if there's a guy it's like listen like I don't wanna be with you anymore, but I at least respect you, as a human being to give you this. There's a difference dumped girls for the most ridiculous reason shocker heard round the world. I'm jay. Three of them. I've already told the shitty pants story, does the girl farted into my presence. Now is it you're done? There's another one. I dated her in high school, and she went to a concert and her parents were away, so she gave me the keys to her house, and she was, like, all right. You go to the house and like set up like you can, we can have a party at my house, and like all your friends, and my friends will be there and like I'll come back when I got back from the concert, and then her neighbors, notified her grandparents who then went to go check out the house, and then they came, and she wasn't there. But I wasn't a bunch of people were there partying, and they like him. That's the boyfriend he's got to go. And I was like, well, that's so then I dumped her before, she get dumped me. And then what was the third one? Oh, girl over her grandparents. Basically, I just didn't want to face your family again. God, I was like I don't want to high school in highschool. Yeah. Yeah. I was like I don't wanna deal at this. That's that's just too much panic there. Another girl that I'd aided when she was in college, and she had like a house with their friends and my best friend dated her best friend. So we would go party there on weekends. And then when she graduated moved back home with their parents. So I dumped her. Does he lost like the, the value there? He'll yeah. Does that surprise you? If anyone listening Daime though, sometimes it's just we man to size things for better or worse. Like you know there's there's appeal for a reason, and then you felt like that appeals gone. So yeah, yeah, I mean it's just it's just it's just a different life now. Whereas we're just different now. That's not what I wanted to sign up for a party. You can't bring table. Then what are we doing here? It was a party all week long on C C k the best of is brought to you by omega six Kreil freeze. 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It should be good enough for you to go to Olmecs health dot com. Oh, X, health dot com. Promo code KFC for twenty percent off best of CC K. Enjoy the show. We got a couple of calls on the line here. People wanted to weigh in on this idea of who from arsenal. Sports could pull in Ayla celebrity, I have, I'm on the record saying that it's got to be a guy a Lister who let's call a spate of spades stoops down to our level. Right. I don't think any girls are stooping down to the level of guy bloggers. But let's let the people weigh in on it. We'll see what, what do you think? Eric from Philly. What do you got on barstool and the celeb- life? Hey, what's going on? So I think we'll first of all, Ellie and jumbo Don Martinez about ever goes through community one. I think that was a clear joke. Okay. I feel happen. I mean that they could connect them out. And then Katie, no swags guys, go little weirdo. That's a good one. I like that imaginative caving swag, just shows up. Red carpets all the sudden, like you think he can walk into the office with somebody, and I think the whole office doing, who the healthy with. All this like, if it would work, I. You know, like I one who would be like the most ridiculous girl. K b no swagger, walk in with. I mean he could probably Anna Kendrick. I talk about her early. That's actually Anna Kendrick is, is such a like reasonable down to earth Alastair that I could see her like we're finding especially somebody like appreciates humor. Maybe like, oh, this guy's a great writer, and he's funny and look at that he's got those weird ears because he's a good wrestler. Yeah. This is my guy maybe that would work. Anna Kendrick would probably be especially now that she's, she's dipping her toes and the barstool waters. Are we dating? Or is he just see separate? Yeah, sure. But I, I mean, I guess because he's just has money. Beat around them because I use it in those everybody's I guess. Proximity helps but I mean, I don't think. So, I think no money is Katie. No swag money. Dave. All right. I mean, those are the yeah, there's rationale behind all that, that makes that makes sense. I think that the girl the girl argument your girl argument is valid because I think that all the girls in here could potentially especially because there's a lot of them are so young. I just don't like A-List celebrities are so far out at, like, even Dave, Dave and the Kentucky Derby Dave's not in the Kentucky Derby, boxes with, like George Clooney. There's a there's a huge huge like you, you can be at the same event but it doesn't mean that you're like with. And we're not talking about, like I mean, like the jersey shore cast, for example, like they're nowhere near like Ayla celebrities, but they're still pretty big time celebrities, you can be around that, like the next step up of celebrity is crazy. It's great. It's. It almost makes level. Kev from New York. What do you got? All right. I got to them. First one, I got Robbie Bach. Who and who would it be older woman? I don't I would have to be like some older woman. She's like, oh, look, it is young kid reminds me of my son kind of thing weird thing like that. And then the second one it would only lasts for about three days because I don't think anybody could stand around him for that long doing what past Marty much at all. I'll actually the, the man of mystery is, is that, you know what he probably already has like I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if Bharti walked in here being like oh yeah. Megan fox. Yeah, I fucked her out the transformers premier like no big deal. I rat. I fucked that mother rat dog that Rach hitter fucked that ratchet it from one and Oscar. I mean. Mardi is he's got a lot of Costanza slash Kramer. He's kind of like a whole amalgam of Seinfeld characters all rolled into one and the girls they he pulls her so good looking. And they're just he's just now starting his barstool career like if he ends up doing something with Caleb, and they end up on some red carpet like I could just again. Approximate does matter, get some of these guys are you pull, but Martin mush that would be incredible? And he's he always talks about how he doesn't talk on dates. Right. He's like I don't really there's no way. That's true. No, I think I understand. I obviously, I still talk some, but I think he limits his words and I think you become mysterious, and I think you don't shoot yourself in the foot by saying anything dumb, and I think are just like what is this? What is going on right now? I want. I also at this point, I just have to believe that Marty has a hammer. I don't even know what he's doing in bed. I can't talk about that. That's, like Mr. has to be the only. He's like my brother that I just like big fat dog understand. I literally want to I think having one of those hidden camera dating shows, for not just Marty for multiple people at Barsial would be so much fun for people on the outside, just because they're so interested in what a lot of people do here. But I think it'd be the most fun for the employee's him. So why not just Marty just in general like we see these people in, like, everyday blogging world? But like mardi mush is playing like ten out of tens how is this happening? I wanna I wanna watch it. He should be given to Orioles. I think that he is. He was like the Commissioner of whatever your sex or something like that sex sex that all those like different relationships have just kind of died off in the new office because they're not all piled together. Or maybe they've not died off. I don't hear about it anymore because we right by the radio room your sex was mardi, mushrooms, the Commissioner of it Mari mush. Yeah. I you know what I'm on the mardi Muscat data, neyla celebrity. That's the one I'm going with I am on Robbie. Good. Good morning is here. I wanna. Get him in here, and we'll, we'll see who he thinks he could pull and what would be his approach like the mardi mish Moshe blueprint, how to pull an a Lister is, is one that I think he probably surprisingly has like some actual he can weigh in on that. I would imagine STAN from Staten Island, what's up. What's up camp say I just wanted to kind of pivot back Memorial Day weekend. A little bit. Yup. I kinda wanted how much shit does your from, like random people saying, oh, Campsie ruined, the Parker house because, you know, they're closing the whole second. I have I've gotten that quite a bit. Unfortunately, a couple of people on Twitter, a couple of people privately. I don't know where I fall on this stand because part of me really part of me would love to believe that it's fair. I mean, part of me would love to believe that I've got enough sway that I mentioned this bar, and it got so fucking popular it needed to like shut down half of its space. But part of me also thinks there is it was just a natural progression of people who started to go to a very fun bar. But also, then I the third part of me thinks will why all of a sudden, like you know, progress has been around forever. People have been partying at the shore forever. What is the difference that made it get like out of control are more people doing share houses are more people? Going there in general. I you know, I'm not sure because that's you know, it is the only one that the bar is the only bar that we really ever like pumped or I ever really talked about because it was my favorite bar that I've ever gone to. But I don't know captain cons like Khan sent me this picture from spray and Osprey the line to get in. There was absolutely insane. So it's probably more just the whole region than it is just the Parker house. But I also don't get. So it's getting so crowded. They cut off the upstairs. And like what in the hopes of just like less people showing up because now it just seems like you're giving yourself less space and it's going to be even more crazy. I, I don't really think it's your fault per se. I think social media combined with rice and apps like the person twenty minutes away that lives in freeholder Manal just take a twenty minute Dubar to the Parker house, and that adds another third Pete, one of the two because I'm twenty nine and I had to your house for me just twenty two to twenty seven and I was like the prime Arthur house, Campsie years gone baseman, you'd that we did see it the last couple of years really kind of off and take on life. But own where aligns the beach would be commonly. Yeah. I mean you can't. Yeah. I mean you can't I mean you can't even enjoy everything that you also do a lot of unfair blame on that. Social media, like Instagram Parker house. Then the the, the New York Times in a fucking right up on it. Yeah. I think more. So those things matter. But like I said, STAN, I would love to I'd love to, you know, put that claim on my resume that I can drive like two jillion people to a bar. Hey, like advertisers, and establishments, like holler at me, mortar, it'd be nice lovely mardi mush mining program. We're good man. So the question came up, girl, Lindsay called in and said, who, who from barstool, do you think will be the first person to date a celebrity? And we said it has to be like an alien a Lister and an I don't think anybody here really can. I also thought that if anything it would be a girl because like a guy who was an atlas there might still be like I wanna sex, without girl, whereas girls might not I don't think we'll stoop down to our level, but you are at international Manta mystery you are low level. You are very Kramer s fall ass backwards into this ridiculous life. You have been known to pull chicks who are high above your pay grade. I you know, and maybe you would be a reasonable pick. Do you think would you bet on yourself? Do you have any experience in this field? How would you approach it? What would you do? Do you have any advice? Gimme mardi, motions thoughts on hooking up with a celebrity. Well, first of all, I'm what a hot streak on. Are you talking believable? I really I don't know what's happening. This is why I need a hidden camera show with mardi much like what a hot streak like. How are you on a hot streak double double shot at rat? That's when they. Love love. I know. But yeah, I think hot, it's first of all, it's too hot out for sex anymore, by the way, this, too. It's too much. Now, I'm with you on that. I mean in general sex is tough, especially when you go sticky and sweaty. Now, I think I would, I think I wouldn't know who the girl is, and I would just be like doing my stupid shit, and unrealized like after the foul shit that would be the rom com plot like you know, doesn't dope it he doesn't realize he's dating if you're Kardashian or Anna Kendrick, I don't know who you will also came up because she isn't Alastair, but she is, she's pretty cool. She really appreciates like humor. I could see you're not being like like Anna. Kendrick doesn't strike minutes type is like I'm only going to date other famous people. So I think it's kind of a Downer and I do think that someone like yourself would she would be like, I feel bad for this bass that let me, let me try to help. Pitying you. Not even pity though. I think that maybe if you departure from my life of, like Glenn A-List, slumming, celebrity girl might just be like you know what? I'm sick of these guys that are just constantly wanting to talk. Yeah. Because even like I mean, we are brought like z listers, like I don't even know where on the scale but I know that now when guys talked to me at bars, I always in the back of my head or like you're only talking to me, because, because I work at parcel, and nine times out of ten. The first question is always about one of you guys. It's like, oh, Kevin Dave, Dan. It's like, okay, you're only talking me because of that. If you're in, you're, like appreciate it when somebody is like, hey, can I buy you a drink and like they don't mention barstool at all? It's great. So I can imagine Ayla celebrity girls at paparazzi following them around. They're like God. I just wanted to partner from this, like, I just want to live a normal life mardi Moshe could be that normal life. I don't know about normal. Well, but. For a more normal person life than I have different parts of your brain that you don't think about these look, these celebrities to come down there and say, oh, man, I never thought about three and one chiampou like some shit like that. Do you think that they think all ponds are circles? Well, that's fact. About a square pond pond. Yeah. Idiot C square. Okay. We're not gonna mardi and I have gone back and forth on this forever there. He's convinced they're all perfect circles. We don't have to get like this is not what we came on radio on Tuesday to talk about just saying they're not I might be more on this week. Get I dogged dogged rat. And I was sitting I was done. I was sweating like, you know, like basketball sweat, and like in here. Yes, she wants to the bathroom. I was so drunk too. I was walking around with wears this like Alan Hoboken? Okay. And she just I just took like her dirty laundry. Just all. This two-way way. Both the swells got do something copy smell like a bass. She goes, you are just wasn't dirty laundry. I don't. Well, I don't know actually taking shirt out of the drawer. Did you know it's pitch black grabbing? I mean you gotta survive. So what is the post sex situation like with Marty mush? I can't I don't leave you get out of there. They want you out for sure. Yeah. 'cause magic wake up to me with my chapped lips. Uh-huh. Everyone's faces when grossing have you, you always get up and go, but. Have you had like breakfast, the next morning and stuff? No. I've never you always have actually ever had breakfast with a girl. Have you ever stuck around? You always get out. I always get up because one there's really nothing what am I gonna do? I have to be uncomfortable and sleep in her, like small anti bed. Yeah. And then it's hot and. Yeah, if I have to go to the bathroom, I need to go to the bathroom. Sometimes you just you just pass out though. No. No. I'm very much. I love away games. But, like leaving the wagons, and I'd ever do home narrower it. Never it never get greedy. And think about the morning sex, maybe that soba then sex, my thing about that. You're sober after once you like after you bang her sober. You have to like the texture. Yeah. Feel bad. If I if I journal say, hey, I have no idea what happened. Yeah. Yeah. You can always lean on that, whether it's true or not. That was just a drunk thing. Sober Sachs is like all right now, we're now, we're like, I deserve deserve it. It's like tough at this point, how much would you say was the Hoboken deal because barstool or was it just? I think a lot of mush effect sale. So I don't know. It's been really weird psych some, some girls have no idea like who I am. Exactly. And that's still works. Yeah, it somehow still works. But most of it's like people are taking like guys are taking pictures, and then garlic who's, who's or slashers is always a great. Yeah. Always say who are you? Downplay you pay about it. Yeah. Haunt them. Nobody your Instagram. But yeah, I just I the Sunday I was I was. Looked at her like shirt, and it was probably like. That's always a experience. I've always some story with me, but aren't always one day. You're going to fuck some girl, and she's going to be like you've rat dog you, you can get away. You dog this shit out of me, and you're going to be like married. I know I'm gonna literally marry a right. Here's the ring the first goal caused you a rat dog. Our own version of it. You know what I mean? She has like our own language you use yours. And she hits you back with her own lingo. And you're like, oh my God. This is the one. Yeah, I don't really care if I won like the girl knows me from Barcelona garage. Curious that if yeah. Does taking a foul the I want my girlfriend like actual cry. Like know everything about me like that. Allow I mean that the problem is much at this point, there's no way to stop it separate it right to this. Hey. My mind just is what are you doing? Any like share house for the summer or anything you just say, on the I have a friend that does live in Mattis quality, just mooch. So I'm the guy who shows up case beware. Beware shots another a whole bad and use all your toilet paper for a weekend, but I brought a case of beer. Let's the Rummy drain. Black club shows. Blackheart. I'll fucking spit on you. Even the level of his friends drinks at bars. I know there's no reason to the really is why I have to buy you one seriously -cause. They bought you one did they, I think they did me a one drink now have to buy you. It's like it's a thing it's going the texts. These leave. Yeah, the tax you don't buy me drinks out, the by you want. Exactly the stupid rules that no one writes down. It's insane society. Oh, we should start writing. Get to work on them or it, I'll break. It's halftime here. When we come back on. C C K. We're talking nobody's in the workplace. I it's a slow summer day people on round. I'm up like the, the nuggety was have I swear to God about that, because that, that should be the real story here. You want to talk about internal bar soul drama. I think I would've quit first of all last week on Thursday, we had wipe on this very program. You had why p on the run down all last week, but even the week before, and we said every single person that has talked to him. I said, you are eventually going to have to choose your allegiance moment will occur where you have to either be more team. Portnoy than a blues fan or more of a blues fan than team. Portnoy. You're not gonna have to stop being one of them, you're going to have to choose which one means more to you, and he could not wrap it around that on Thursday on radio. He was like, you know, he could robbery et cetera. But he just said it's knocked that's not going to happen. He said he would not going to occur. Dave's adjusts ruler you are insane, every single person who has dealt with Dave, in some sort of, like former fashion with. Knows you're going to have to do it. That moment came yesterday. I don't know exactly what the rate, I know that he was, like, giving wipe shit on Twitter even last. So just to be clear people last night at the game. Dave, why p rigs? They're all sitting in the nose bleeds. They get on the Jumbotron. Now the way it was. So Dave is to rigs his left and the camera is to rigs is right. So he turns to the camera where the Jumbotron is, and he's shown his shirt and effectively turns his back to Dave badmouth, Dave, puts Briggs in a headlock and starts. Nogi 'em with the Dave face like the Dave when Dave takes like Ramsay Bolton. Pleasure in like making fun of people at torturing people. That's the face that came out, and he starts Nogi ING him now than that. Now, this guy's comes any stirs the pot because in evacuate there that is just Dave dummying rigs, like rigs has got body. He's got nugget grown man, getting no you, but Gaz comes in and stirs. The pot and says, where? Why TD defend him? He didn't step in and do anything. And now all of a sudden it's both of them. Now, I will say, there's also dissension amongst, the blues crew because rigs automatically tweeted, why did nothing to stop it because he doesn't want to take this bullet all on his own. I mean if you get he'd that's eight evacuate. That's on you to now rope in Y P was just collateral damage. My first question when I walked into the office today was people are talking about is, what was why p technically supposed to do. Yeah. Because like everyone talked about how Nate Nogi day we all saw how that turned out, I wasn't even working on. I know you saw was he supposed to, like him in a headlock? I mean you just don't do that, especially because if it was in the office, I think it's a little bit different too, because it's in our control environment. You're on the Jumbotron at TD garden. Like can you imagine what would happen to why p if everybody Boston split? Act as a data whereas like you, you can't do that. And it has nothing in my opinion. It has nothing to do with him being less of a blues fan. More team porno. It's like well that's still your by this is the problem. What are we go? Head to head with, Dave and these things, you always have a line that you have that in your mind. You're like I shouldn't cross that line Dave has no lines zero light, but you have to you have to prepare accordingly for the line to be crossed and be ready to to bounce right back. So like, like Davis, so good on his feet with this shit. Like I don't think he was saying himself. We're gonna Jumbotron I'm going to not this guy that was, you could see it was just a genuine like surprise, and then his immediate reaction is I'm going to bully his kid and not him. He's natural rigs has to be sitting there when you go head to head with Dave on these things. And there's cameras rolling. You have to have a battle plan, you have to be prepared. I said, if I was they were drinking beers. I would have my drinking beer, and I'd have a beer on the side that will be ready for day Portnoy in the Jumbotron like if you're going to not me, I would be around your head like all's fair in love is war, and I'm not gonna. I'm not going to dump it on you. I I'm going to throw the first punch because you are still my boss. But then, once you cross your line. I am Ryan returning fire in kind. And, and then it's okay. Yeah. But that's also there are certain people that would do that stuff. Today, there's certain people that wouldn't why is not somebody. I don't care like how we're gonna berating so you talk about Ramsay Bolton. I wrote a blog whenever Tommy did his big game of thrones blog. I wrote a blog because Tommy, and I have our forever rivalry even though we're like technically low key best friends. It's fine. And I explained how David Tommy our Ramsey and wreak. When I talked to Dave about it. Dave. Didn't even understand, you know, there's no way that I'm Ramsey and Rickwood Tommy. But then I started giving him all these examples, and he was like, oh, I kind of am. But what's usually the difference maker is that Tommy is willingly engaging, not willingly. I don't think. Oh, no. He's willing. He's consensually doing. I think Tommy would probably prefer different life where he's not getting a face fucked by Dave on camera. Right. But pushing low in Vegas, like, literally, I would take gifts from game of thrones and put the gifts of Tommy, Dave next to match a perfect. What are we doing? Here is still at the end of the day is like I'm doing this for the camera. I'm doing my job standing whereas rigs just got like tax but rigs would fight back. That's the difference like like radar and Ramsay Bolton like look on his face, which you're so. Right. He does he doesn't even realize. Yeah. Rigs would have fought back had he known it was happening. Why p is apparently claiming he didn't know. Oh, it was happening. It's like bro. You're looking right at the Jumbotron for the higher. Well he was. He was showing off his t shirts, and trying to sell merge, because that's what this company is based on, which is an attempt at a spend zone. But Jared joins the program Karen, the rocket's backers story nine you once blasted hubs in the face with a fucking fire firehose that Kevin that was the ground grounds crew did it. Which was, I think previously, the most degrading thing that's happened. I think that the Nogi is worse because again, hubs actually while while it was a bad idea. And I think hubs was like, yeah, I'll do this for content. Not understanding how bad it was gonna look. But he was like, yeah I lost the bet. I don't even do it. That was the worst part like the, the hose was bad. But like him like I made him hand me that of Red Sox wins. Look what? Again, that was all in the name of content. Yeah. Whereas like day, just took it upon himself. I mean. Yeah. And ran rigs is right where he was like, you know, this is a sucker punch. This is like getting stabbed in the back. I think it would wear it up. But I don't know. It's, it's just it's then then that's all true. But it's those, that's a tough break. It is. I think it would have been more of a statement if he did it to why p because why p genuinely loves in is obsessed with the blues. I feel like rigs couldn't go fuck loss. He's just not. He has. This is a ten on the fan skill, I think like rigs has to be like a five at moat because why has this personal? Investment now with Boris and he's is like the he's like the fan the superfan people. He's fan more than they not from bar so, right? And that's what I told him. I was like, right now, you are a symbol for the blues like people people, I don't even know about barstool who no you, you gotta rep the blues. But I mean if that's you. If you're rakes, or who do you think the blame here because we were just saying guys came in and start his pot and roped wipe into it by saying, you know, why didn't you stop it? But what does the what's choke him out? Yeah. We were saying to you, obviously know this from being like Boston, and can you imagine if why would have physically assaulted Dave on the Jumbotron at the garden in Boston at Boston, Boston sporting event, an outsider assaults L press in the office. It's different it's controlled, it's tool scenes. It's funny, but like you're inside the guard now, people with no days, why. And all that shit. But yeah, you're behind enemy lines outnumber like two to fifteen. Thousand it's your boss. You know, it sucks when one person has no line and you're kind of playing by the rules and you could just get like blown up. You know, even when we did the battle rap, remember things it was, like, all right. I'm not gonna say that. And then he said, why would you want to do that, at the end of the day, you still have to toe the line with your boss? But when it comes at the cost of like a Nogi on camera, it's I think it'll rigs did know wipe by letting it happen because I think he had the perfect he, he did try to get his shirt on the Jumbotron. It's like did try to like I would have saved you, but I was trying to link submerge which is how would you have saved? But it's like, yeah you can play that guard. Yeah, it would have been really funny. If he just jumped right on top of day was double bogey, yu-gi-oh hilarious. See, I say I do. Dave, Dave is a master of the shit. He just off the cuff like grabbed him and not them. It just happened. You know, Dave had that in the back of so he definitely did, I think I way, so quick. I waited Teichmann. Way his his face snaps. I mean, I'd be from him because I, I don't know if they knew they were going to get on the Jumbotron. I feel like maybe at some point he was like, I'm going to I'm going to know you this guy or something like that, like breath this series like at some point, I'm going to try to physically emasculate him. I think it was kind of a snap thing. You I think you have to be prepared for Dave at all times. I just. Okay. See, I would have a second beer like sitting next to me that would be like, if he grosses some sort of line, I'm going to dot might be around him. Yeah. Like, imagine if you're getting no to reach over and you dump it on him, like, all right. I I'm not going to cross that line because you're my boss. But once you do it's on. I guess if Dave fires the first shot then. Yeah. Like, what are you? I mean, if you, you have to prepare you have to prepare for battle Briggs port. He was not prepared. I mean he he was shocked and he did like the like we're number one look at my shirt, sort of thing. And whereas Dave is like his brain immediately whether is prepared or not. I think it was natural off the cuff, you think it was prepared either way he's saying, if I get a public. Moment to use it to embarrass blues fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I don't think it was prepared in the sense that he said, hey rigs, if we get on the no, no, no? I'm going to know you the shit out of you. But he I think he knew if we're getting on Simon's getting. Yeah. And it really was the perfect storm because the camera was so. Right. 'cause what I try. So if it was two days left, why was yeah. Yeah, yeah, I guess it would've been why that would have been Dave knows with the cameras that would have been even better. If y p because we. Why p wouldn't even like flopping around rigs would've probably going like, yes, boss. Well, have you boss, anything you need? I mean racist like around, like, why would have just taken any rigs? Just sat there and drank his beer, by the way like this series is over. That's it. I'm not I'm not there yet. But like it's, it's like when Roger finish his fucking ear the bucks were done. Yeah. Couldn't chug that bear. The Milwaukee was losing. It sounds ridiculous. But like Dave getting rigs ended that serious because in this world deport knowing has either a sold his soul, or be he is the devil himself and collects other people's souls and the think about it think about the stars aligning on this one. The Saint Louis blues are in the Stanley Cup for the first time in like fifty forty nine forty nine years. Okay. Have they ever they've never wanted to ever even been in it? How they've never warning. Stanley Cup for you. Now. The chance I believe is forty nine years now than they are in it already being already ridiculous. That, that team makes it and we have a couple of Saint Louis representatives. Also, the, the new version of borstal radio is with Riggs. So now he has his co host the host the barstool radio. His new, you know, sparring partner punching bag arguing back and forth guy. Now he is going head to head with him in the finals like that, that kinda shit, the stars aligning on that one. If Riggs was still just the four play guy, he would still be on video and shit. But the fact that it's like this is now on barstool radio together. And it makes perfect sense. I didn't even think of it that way. Ours, always align for Dave, and the content. And so now game one day, you know, y p we told by you will find a moment where you come to a crossroads where it's team. Portnoy versus the blues fandom, and at that point, you're going to have to decide and that's going to be a very pivotal moment for this whole piece of content. It happened game one. Immediately in the most dramatic form ever in the form of a Nogi on the Jumbotron, and he had his moment, like the story lines, just they this is not just by chance. This is written in stone. This is written in the stars and the series is absolutely. Oh, it's like we talked about this week. We talked about it after the Super Bowl like this. I mean obviously the patriots just went all the time it was kind of an anticlimactic superman when they lost. And in smitty, it turned into the shower thin and the rough and rowdy thing and Dave still ends up clowning him when he loses it comes up page view. But that's when I saw that happened last night. And then, of course like the wipe angle because for the last two weeks, why has been so adamant that he's not going to have to make an allegiance one way or the other, which everybody knew he was stupid. But as soon as that happened, it was like this. I can you imagine a radio is going to be like today? I can't wait six and they don't have a game tonight. So they're just going to scream at each other. It's like well coming up for cloud. They don't fight over again. The mix who like fights is, is a he's not like Dave de doesn't handle the, the Boston reign of terror the way Dave does. But he does it in his own final Burg way where. It's very almost more infuriated infuriating in a way, it raises like quiet calm. Cly games. He really does know shit. Like I was talking to my brother about earlier. It's like he's always proclaimed winners like you know, he's like the Bruins like they're gonna win the Cup like he knew when they had a Cup contender. He's always known when the patriots are like, like even when they're looking bad in the early season. He'll be like now this team's gonna win and like the loss of the eagles. He really wasn't that, that like cocky, he it really is your first game that video is still one of my time out fights video from the opener against the chiefs is still one of my yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's just a heirloom lecturing everybody at Foxboro, but they just these things, this is how it's going to go for Boston. Justin, what do you got on Dave's lock? There yet. So I'm in there I'm seeing his stuff last night, like they're up in the upper deck, because he's like, trawling China be the average hockey guy and all that shit, and everything always seems to work out, her fit for that motherfucker like they put the camera on him everyone in Boston realizes that have, and then all of a sudden, you know, he's rigs and they should just always seems that habit at every event like he goes dead legs and the at when he gets carried out, but the NFL he just it's so perfect with all this stuff. And I swear he doesn't plan it like there something is not right. Well, okay. Here's a here's he, he, he, he, he has sold his soul in, in one regard. I it's written in, in the stars and the other regard. It's luck because, you know, all of this shit breaks his way. But it's, it's all he it's talent. It's not a talent. It is. It's a talent. The what what he does like the Super Bowl was a moment. It's your need the material to work with though. But once you have that material, it's like. It's like you, I gave him the, the world, the universe has gifted him this mound of clay, and he makes. Yeah and Michaelangelo the case the talent to do what he's done with it. Jared went magin arrested, basically, when he had the whole world thinking he was arrested at the Super Bowl, he was arrested. He was not a he wasn't in jail. He was sitting at a hotel and watching it. I will he was in jail, Frankie, like went down there. They let him out before the end of the game. Right. But by Frankie to to allow the world to like believe that and to go dead legs to we web like I've been wrongly arrested while I'm just still watching the game and letting it all unfolded was a masterclass in blogging, blogging. It used to be like, are you a good writer? And now it's like can you create reality TV scripted plotlines, right? He can do it. Reality. Yes. Thinking reality making it not reality. But it's still reality. Yes. You talent man, he's acting. And the supporting cast has no idea that they're actually. Exactly what was that movie of Truman show, ask, it's very ever. See the movie was. Oh, there's a bow finger, some shit what you guys are filming a movie that looks like a reality show. And nobody else even knows their part of it is it's, it's him and his cameraman and you don't realize it. But you are the best supporting actor. Yeah. And he does it better than anyone else. He can do it on a whim. And if you're not like that's what I said, I would I would go into a thinking every possible angle. What if we get on the Jumbotron? What if we if we get called down to do a puck drop? What if we have to do a interview on the glass in between periods? What if what if what if what if we get called down to do like the halftime or inbetween intermission, like shoot the puck for a million dollars? How Dave embarrassed me what is he going to do to me, and I have to have my own responses, you have to have all of that mapped out. Yeah. And I don't think they had any of it. They didn't have anything mapped out. Why are they sitting so far? I don't know if that was for a fact or if I'm sure it's not just super easy to get two million dollars. But I mean if you have to sit all of those people together like if Dave wanted to go sit by himself. Maybe but if for content. Gonna be buying like five tickets for. I don't know. I mean how much? I mean, say they're fucking two thousand dollars. Each day will drop ten grand in a heartbeat. Yeah. But even funnier. In the nosebleeds. I mean their backs were against the wall. Right. He can't World Series your fucking five rose from the field for the country. John from Philly. What do you got on Nogi gate? Hey, so I've been driving for the past five hours. And then thinking a lot about this just because like the way Rick spotted to the milky by what a hack I push down that was his fault, but his arms went up and started flailing. It looked so much worse than it would have been. And I'm thinking, just like damage control situation. I don't know if it's the right thing to do, but I thought you almost have to like flip off the camera. And just like get it off as fast as possible that back way. That backlash might be shorter live than this, because just the content of video his arms flailing gets really coupla. He's like the, the fucking car wash man. Katainen net. It's tough man because it was it was a sneak attack. It was cheap shot. And it was a blindsided attack. And I don't know what you're supposed to do. I mean, I can't think of what I would do other than like I said, if I had to be ready, I would have splashed it on them. Other than that. What do you do if someone if you didn't realize I was going to do it, and I just put you in a tough headlock like in hard, as I could even if you get out of it for the split second, you're on camera, you're going to be flailing like, so you can't like smoothly get out of a headlock in a matter of split seconds. Even punch him with your arms are stock because of the rigs in that moment, if you didn't see it coming, you're not going to react to it. You're going to like you almost have to let it happen. Yes. I mean, even rigs to a degree, it's like you have to know that Dave is Dave, and he's the boss. And if he wants to give you a Nogi you have to sell. Wrestling. I what I think I would have done. And I even think his, his tweet afterwards like basically throw IP under the bus. I think you've got to be like, you know, l Pez one like me and me and why Ps zero. We're like, but the next one's our, you know what I mean? Like you just one just one game one with Nogi. But now that they have to come up with something right? Because there is in the moment to stop the game you just have to respond in kind with your own nugget. Right. But the effect is rigs flowing around like you have to sell the moment if he's just sitting there, letting it happen. And it's like well, this is weird. But see, that's what's also not fun is like I would love to say, like I actually really do the, the way that hub is like did all that for content. While utterly demeaning was like it was for content. I, I appreciate anybody who's self deprecating enough to, to let that happen for content. The problem is made him though, like I like hubs, hubs got elevated so much even the done stuff too. That was like very very he got put on Sony humiliating. But it radars from getting drug through the mud and I would love to think that if you're on camera like the problem is, and I don't, I don't know if people realize this or not, it's not like after that happened that Dave leans over to rigs and he's like your good stuff that's going to get a lot of us. Yeah. It's, it's, it's real. It's just cloud. You I'm better than you, and you suck and so on some level, we're doing this for content and for jokes, and for money and fame, and for happiness and whatever. But on some level, it is definitely like a personal Manley. You know macho shit, there's more of it. I mean Dave doesn't it's good though. Yeah. Like it's not, but I don't even think it's cave. I think it's just real they've said, when we had blogger school, one of the things that he said, was he threw me a compliment is like I like when people can't tell if it's real or is fake? Yes. 'cause I don't break cave. All right. Do I do on the show? Somebody outside of here. Iraq, it won't. They everytime meet people. Yeah, you're you're getting your experience. Yeah. But it's also different when it's like you just being whatever you are to the fans versus like. If you're too, like at the phone, call move, the Dave keeps pulling like never at the end of it is like now it's funny right now. Ruins it the effect, he tweedles, and you would think that like on some level, maybe like they've been working with them for ten years now that maybe even he and I would have a moment of, like, you know, was good or whatever you guys have a hug before and have for now, never, there's never, there's never been anything like that. And that might be more of a testament to like me and his relationship, but I also would do with anybody maybe like Gaz like in behind closed doors, you would mention something again, to hug me. I can't I mean I can't ever picture that. But the Christmas almost commitment to the content, I wanna say the character because I do think it's him now but the commitment to the content is insane where it's like even even giving up a shred of it behind closed doors to someone who works here, it'll ruin it even a little bit. So I'm not going to do like let's say let's say Dave just. Someday, like ten years from now and they wanna do like a documentary on his legacy. And they pull all other. No never know it would be one of those documentaries, where it's just like the story told through the people that he was closest with. Yeah. Like he wouldn't even get interviewed. Now, it's like a story told through us a lot of us would just be so fucking confused. Yeah. What just happened like we would try to explain Dave to people like, you know, a lot of people that can make contact on their like what's he really like? No, that's I don't know. And that it almost it almost makes me feel stupid because I'm like, I'm just a pawn to just the same as the schmuck watching at home, and I'll fucking man. Yeah, I'm is in the dark as you all right? What you see is, I, I wish there was, I wish it was, like you know, Minsk Manley he you know, we sat down and went through the scripts and like this is the character, we built or whatever, you know, when, when he tips, his hand when this is, is there's been moments that I've had with him where I call call them on something be like is this real or not? And then like he'll say. One thing but he for some reason, like in his one of his is you've seen it to you. Squint cine smirks like he'll give you I was going to say a little bit in, in a pretzel, but he's not going to hide. I wouldn't have said it says is, I think it's usually a smirk of some sort when you really got he kind of goes, he does like shrug. And like. You're talking about video that he tried to get Frankie to bury from college football season. Because I just totally roasted him on a take, and he did the eyes and the smile and he was, like, Frankie. I'm gonna need that to get out of here. Now. People here doing tweet it real quick. But he is suited Frankie Byrne that tastes, very rare though. Bernie Frankie was like, I'm going to have to burn the tape. I was like over my fucking dead body burn this team. This is North Korea. That's what's tough is. Like why is so emotionally invested in the blues that it's tough to also be on guard in blog world? Like he's just part of him is like the, like the little boy hockey fan on the inside. It was like, I can't believe it. Like my blues are in the final, and even he was like, he was I knew I knew we were in trouble when he was like, excited that Dave was going to be in Saint Louis with with, you know, in his mind it was an accomplishment, like we I put the blues phantom of Barcelo sports, I put on the map and now I'm bringing the whole company to my town to show him. And that's what I was like. Well, you're, you're not you. This is your enemy is your enemy for the next two Dave responding. And it was like, no I'm Br bringing you that. And I know on some level, it's like come on duty meant like you know, he's pumped up barstool. We're going to be in his hometown for this show, but you have to realize that anything like that for David and a game. It's not a fucking game. Nogi was not a game. I mean that was the game not a game. I really do. I compare it to the Aaron Rodgers chugging the bear like the Bruins are gonna win the Stanley Cup and might as well be. Zuma's anyway. Like Dave and them get involved. And it's definite. And then there's this Nogi, and then it's just absolute. It's like the why the Nogi curse, by the way, mardi mush. This is going under the radar mardi mush just got like he his curse is worse than Drake's. Did you see all that happened? He took the bucks in game six, and I was like, well, it's either going to be you or it's going to be Drake is wrong and Marty. But it's just one game. That's not a curse. Well he. Yeah, but I mean he's right. The Drake hers, the drink. I took over video from last October, where he said it was before the sixteen to one Red Sox Yankees game where he was like I've never been more cold for the Yankees than tonight. I think the Yankees and I was like more you much, don't get me wrong mush curse is stronger than the drinkers. That's, that's his old claims. Marty tweeted it. He was like, I, I have now mushed myself harder than the drinkers let's take won't call before the break. We gotta talk about drink. I got I got I'm interested to hear what you guys think on him Mike from jersey when he got on AB hockey. So they Bruins jacket buddy always when it was all the time. And he said, it's his lucky charm. And why peas been going to the games where the same thing all the time? I think you gotta figure out a way to get that jacket where wind or something with days. Yeah, I mean that's gonna do. Now, this, this is exactly what you have to do. Mike is right. You got to start thinking of the angles, you got to start thinking of what can you do that's going to hurt, Dave because, you know, a Nogi Nogi is now going to be on his resume forever. You got to respond and do something that, you know, I don't know folk with his pizza review fuck with his lucky jacket, you know, I wouldn't want to do that. Like you kinda just have to like the Nogi to me it was monumental because of the way that the game unfolded from there. But if you retaliate, you're only gonna make Dave's strikes worse. You're just throwing gas on the fire. Yeah, you're just like operate at a one speed don't let them kick up the five and then you're just use rolling over and dying. You're not you're smart about it, but you're hunker down. And you're not gonna try anything there's a storm coming. You just gotta get in the basement and hope for me. I personally know that if I like I'm not I'm not that type I can't I'm not gonna like script something, you know what I mean? I can't come up some plot. I'm going to be hopefully prepared. Like I said, I'm going to go through every fucking scenario. Yeah. But I also don't roll over and die. I don't think it's a roll over and die situation. I just think it's a protect yourself and hope for the best. I mean that's different. That's waving the white flag. That's just like I mean, if you lay down and curl up in a category. Five hurricane that's just like coming through unbeatable. Yeah. Yeah. You might not be wrong Brown. Speaking of juice, OJ guys, this statement from O J the jar you probably seen this at all right? Okay. This this'll be great. This'll be great to just get Jared's like blind reaction. So this is from TMZ. Or page six. Sorry. My, my alumni, so OJ Simpson bragged that he had a steamy sex affair with Chris Kardashian, Kris Jenner. The mother the mother, you know. Right. Definitely his kid. Right. So it'd be for even knowing that a conspiracy theory, jurors so that was his that was his lawyers wife. Yep. Right. Yep. Simpson said that him and his then wife, Nicole Robert and Chris were all in, jacuzzi one night, while vacationing together, this is this is from a new documentary called who killed Nicole, Nicole and Robert turned in leaving OJ and Chris and hot tub already like super weird going to couples like trip and you, you start swinging like that. Like everybody's fucking everybody. Yeah. Right. Anyway, so they're in the hot tub alone, and OJ stood up pulled down his shorts and the this is the guy telling the story. So I'll give you exactly what he said, quote. This is oh, Jay talking her eyes bugged out of her head and I fuck that bitch until I broker. Oh, yeah. Certainly believe it's like Kris Jenner has said of the past that has never happened, of course. Murderer at the same time, like OJ Simpson's on a great guy. Can't you see him making this up? No. I mean heard Dr looks like OJ Simpson. Well, he also said he didn't own it. It's one of those things where it's like. Yeah. Is O J Simpson trustworthy. I guess I suppose. No. But can you believe sometimes, you know, we're talking about CD like distasteful things. And in that case a murderer is probably the most believable guy in the building. Yeah, it's probably only got telling the truth. He's not telling the truth here. Oh, by the way. So, like, you know, he said, I fucked type broker literally he said that it had to take her to the hospital, two or three in the morning. She came into OJ's room and said, can you take me like he said? No, he said, they'll have robinhood have your husband do that. I only until you broke your what, what a class act. She's OJ Simpson is damn goddamn. All right. This was it for. Alad gum. I like started Alec sun. Learn we're back our number two here on C, C K. We're now joined by page sporadic. She's in town. How are you? I think it's actually the first time we've ever met person are now we've got him on radio around the year with you. I don't know. I never I never know. Because I we meet so many people through, like Twitter and the internet and stuff. And I never know him like real friends yet. Or are we just internet friends? And so now we are both by. An if, if you want to be friends with me. We could be France. Okay. That's fine. That's fine with me right in the middle of the McHenry fight with her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But he was sitting there with his fidget spinner. And I was like getting distracted because he was just like doing spending freeze. Man. Yeah. Took over for a long time. Yeah. As I was in deep, you, you can do like the double. Oh man I was flying. I had all sorts of toys out. Yeah, we've, we've been we've been to battle before we've been in mud, but I don't know. It sounds like you guys row last night. And I was in part of that. So it's all right. Mogul. Sorry. Well, no. Because actually yesterday is the first time that page, and I met in person, even though we like, totally girl crush all of your other on Instagram. Right. That's what I mean. Yeah. So I mean, I guess technically you could have been invited since it was first time. Well, I would have liked to seen the corrobos food experiment. Page conducted. It was it was a lot. It was a long are. So dramatic is a lot like I don't I don't venture out very often. She can figure and French fries. Instincts, hipster, because he was like I've never had an avocado before. Now, Mike that shocking to me, like, how have you never tried an avocado knee like I've never tried it tomato or other vegetables? And I was like, well, we're going to fix that. So last night, we got brussel sprouts, but she likes Russell tries tomato, which he did not like our rather, like Frank tanks though. Almost puking never never strawberry. I think tomatoes is the weirdest of all a tomato like who the fuck is just like eating tomato. No. No. Burgers, burgers, you have a salad you have sandwiches. He loves pizza. You never have. I've never had like an Italian combo sandwich, where it's like all the lunch meats and all like lettuce tomato oil early take it out. But like you understand that it's like it's a very common thing. No. You light tomatoes. I'll yeah. Like pizza. I like marinara sauce like catch-up you like everything that's made with tomato. Yeah. I just don't like tomato. I love tomatoes tomato like an app bite into a big amount. And it's kind of like saying, like, you know, like you love Paul McCartney, but you're not a big Beatles guy, shut up so so sh- so you sit down. And this is this is this is where I'm almost, I'm laughing at you, because I mean, there's I think there's a very short list of people who get you eat, an avocado, don't cross sprouts and whatever the fuck it was. Had a child. And so we are doing little games like I was doing airplanes. Recorded the whole thing. Coaster, and then for Brussels sprouts house, like you know, they look like little lettuce heads. Like your giant just imagining small. He likes broccoli. And I was like, oh, broccoli like, don't give me this shit about tomatoes and went out of your unity broccoli. No fucking Brooklyn. I know so it's like. If you ever like Brockton. I mean no, it doesn't. Yes. It does. Which she's it's as very I mean you could give me like a plate of pennies, if you melt cheese on it with taste good. I'll eat anything of Jesus's melted on it. I guess I could understand again, like Frank the tank, it's nothing healthy at all. So when he had anything green or HAMAs, he like started the vomit. If you dabble with Rodney Mack like some nausea with tomato. He if you've seen the videos of the babies when they eat a limited time and they are so dramatic. He not only looked like that. He put his head down on the table, as if he was about to throw up and page cut this tomato. Like what like maybe the size of like the small party or pinky, like it was, maybe this kind of enter to so. Yes on and part of it wasn't even the seats. No, here's what happened. Kevin. It's too. Yeah. The shit. Talking our waitress to or waitress was mind blown, I may, I may the two of us. The two of us run doing like the strawberry allows like whatever touch that tomato is not going into, and she's looking at at page and I like what the fuck is going on this, like special on. Yeah. He asked me how all I was. Because I thought I had never had a strawberry before it. Which, by the way, I like the strawberry was very good against shocker a shop, actually. Yeah. I've, I've prepared for this like, I've had strawberry ice cream in taste very simple nervous Nelson. He put his mouth. And he was like. A huge smile on his face, like this is delicious of strawberry. Was the tomato was that the texture that was the prominent. So even if I have, like we took out. Yeah. If I have like pasta raviolis, or whatever I will scrape like the sauce off. I like a hint of it. I'm not trying to get over wellm by it, and I'm with you. I don't like marinara sauce and like fucking eating the tomato felt like I just like fucking took like a spoon apostle, as like, oh, yeah, this is great. Like I would never I wish you guys can see his base right now. He's like. I would never in a million years, have a tomato ever again. I don't care who's Choo Choo in that ship into my mouth. It's not happening. Never. I'll try I'll shoot you right now. You're too, yeah. A pretty girl. So you could she'll get you to eat anything. I mean, I, I don't pick trash out of that. Can right now you can't okay let's see it kept going. So, like I had never had either of those things last night. I thought like just the Brussels sprouts, I was like, all right. I can do this. This is fine. You understand is pretty backwards. I think like brussel sprouts gross like most people. The highest thought he was going to hate the brussel sprouts. No, I can I mean Russell sprouts is like the cliche, like each brussel sprouts like they're gross fair. These were also like flash fried to. Yeah. Of they delicious. Yeah. They weren't like straight up brussel expert, I honestly think this is this is a real Pinon. Oh, great can't hardly have to qualify that before you say it was a real. This is Jared talking. Oh, not the racket. The rockets break for one second cartoons of the reason why kids don't wanna eat vegetables off that when you're watching cartoons all of them like train you'd be like ooh vegetables, discussing. But like do. But it's cool to hate eating vegetables, because I know what you're talking about. I used to think this net, it's not true. There's, there's something like innate about, like even I, I poured a bowl of we all these girls like love what I watch Keegan and shape pick all the marshmallows out of lucky charms by themselves. Like, never watched me do it. They don't know why they did it like they want the that fish for let's say want. But there's, there's things that they're like drawn to. And there's things that the human Aung is just now down. I agree with you. Your home is part of the whole cartoon thing. But there's a reason why like they don't fuck with it. Yeah. You can definitely get addicted to sugar, but I'm just saying that cartoons train your brain. I mean if they're not like. Mike while he's been doing has the kids are not watching these cards forty. I just had my first Brussels one hundred percent. That's on something on you. I, I had this idea. I tried to do with my dog. And now I'm trying to do it when like humans where I was like, I'm just not even I'm not even going to give my dog like treats that are bad for him because he doesn't know any difference. So like my kids broccoli and be like this. This is delicious. No processed sugars are carbs or anything bad. They're not gonna know any different. They just do. Like I tried to do it with with vegetables. It was like, oh my God. If this is your dessert, here's your green beans, and she was like, get that walk out of my face. There's just something. I said, I hope she actually did. I would love it. Book. You know, he says a couple of funny things she I never there's never been a full blown curse except what key, can you that he was trying to say something like he was trying to say like truck and it sounded like fuck average over and over like shea Wilson that God Jesus and stuff like that on the come cry. But I'm telling you, man. I know what you thought. I thought the same thing it's just off Cape. Why do why do I have to out myself? You're like clearly there is something that you've never tried before that it's probably a kind of weird. There's a lot of that in this office, Gaz never had sold bagel. That's crazy. 'cause bagels are Brock as yeah, we're delicious. Brussel sprouts may accidentally not have a strawberry. Oh, so I, I mean like I'm saying like the way people just the reason for that, I told you, I said, because my dad is allergic to strawberries. And it always like I didn't wanna like find out if I was to, because I wrote will close up and you can't breathe. I was like, well, that's not happening to me, because I'm not having a stroke. One excuse out of like all of the food groups that you have you won't damn pages kill shot. I have tried, but I hate bananas, but you did the thing because, you know what I wanted to, like bananas. They're very convenient. You can of just like it. That's fine. But you're never going to eat it like some guy because I tweeted mind blown guys never had an avocado. She's sub tweeted. Do I saw that? I didn't know it was either knows you. I've never had an apple I've ever had MAC and cheese. I've never had it was. Chills. Weird Bush, like I don't know it look gross. I'd ever wanted it. I was like, how do you not like cheese and pasta but carbs, cheese. She here. Here man. You can't you can't grow your whole life, without MAC and cheese. That's a that's a crying. Shame. I was eating MAC and cheese at ten AM during the fall ash show. Delicious. I doubt Pinera I think there has there's a lot of things, but I don't think anything normal like, like you know what? I don't like like I'll eat fried calamari. But when the octopus is just like the octopus like when you. Drawl. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have. That's another weird thing. That, I'll I love Francome, right. But not fried. I'm saying when it's like white just never. Okay. I've never had. I'm willing to try. I, I'll do I ordered it. I went to Red Sox game and I ordered it and I looked at it and then wondering sushi at a Red Sox game. I mean, I'm sure it's fine. But if you're in the I know, I know I've, I've been in that she fucking club, a few times, even though, but to try it for the first time you have a different if you eat gas, sushi, you need them. That's not bad athletic Momenin. But for his first time he needs to try something like super high end. I've had the sushi in that exact club, your timeout. It's good. But it's not what you need to try for the first time. Okay. Dallas wants to be my first you wants to take my sushi virginity. He keeps saying, like no like it's because he the loves the sushi out on the west coast. There's like if we're going to do sushi, we're going to do it, right. Like I'm gonna take you a nice place. And I was like, okay. See, I just get the I get the Philadelphia rollers just twenty the cream cheese. It's loaded up means it's just you don't do you know what? Cream cheeses. Sure do. Yeah, it's got three and she's in it. So I'm saying, I just salmon and cream cheese. Oh, rice that sounds great. Yeah. It's like like bagel with likes sometimes they have little shreds. If you cover. Number. I don't like you never had it. You come to me, or just don't. Let me taste. It was like never had zucchini. Never had cucumber never had a key. We never had a key. I don't know if I've ever had a Kiwi. I love Kiewit. He was good. I'm sure it's good. I just kinda rare coming across key construct berry. No. Probably student. The green right right inside outside both now outside green inside the insides, green. The outs Brown Brown. It's like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. You know what? I've never had a peach peaches. Yeah. Never had a peach pear page. I need to do. We need to bring in, like just random definitely never had a Plum, fruit platter cut it up. And just have these are all children. Yeah. Plums prunes printers pizzas amount with the Ps are good prunes are ease fuck off fuck peas pizzas, belli's side. I preface out I was like, I'll try whatever you put in front of me, except for Ps. Oh, I meant things that start with, like, actually I'll crush P. All your fish crush pity peas and mashed potatoes. Just gonna say, oh, mash that all up together oca-, I'll eat that just like when I when I'm we're doing, like thanksgiving like filing need the Turkey. Just give me the mashed potatoes and size load that shit up a piece so good. I'll put the peas into. Like the mashed potato like a mountain. I let the greyhound volcano little, like all right. Loaded up wild hypothetical. But if I ever gotten trouble at this company, and Dave is like you either need to pay a five hundred dollar fine or eat a plate of peace. I would pay him a grand. How about to grant? Where's where's the line five grand five grand away? Four thousand dollars. You're eating and played a piece. Nope. Yes, you are. I'm not yes, you come to four thousand dollars rocket. Yeah, there's a lot of money. That's, that's a nice pair of shoes. Nice jacket and shoes. No shock it. I don't need. You can't have too many. I'm fine. What's the what about you? Have you ever eaten like, what's your what's your like if you eat like puke mushrooms mushroom? I like mushrooms are crazy mushroom steak Elliott. Yeah. I mean I like to, but I but they're also like the textures growing never so. So but then when I got older, I was like this is really the opposite of an acquired taste. Yeah. That kinda gross. Nope. They're very geared. You mushrooms like hallucinogenic? No, you, you. I've never done drugs. No any drug ever. Now never done either smoke weed. No damn no heroin. She up on that. Mandel max at all is drink used to not anymore. Ninety more not even like a glass of wine at dinner or like you'll just talking about this last night. Like I don't just drink to catch late drank, like, if I'm gonna drink I'm gonna drink to like get drunk, so you get time but not anymore. Now not really how old you twice ex. Yeah. We were talking yesterday about like, when hangover hangover to kick in why I had the absolute worst hangovers. And I got like super hammered sorry, mom. Kinda strange, and it was from my friend's birthday and I was laying in my bedroom, and I was looking up, and I was like, I'm gonna die like this is how I'm going out like everybody's not those feelings. There's like the people. Learn from them, and there's no, there's the hangover you're like I'm gonna die. I'm never drinking again. But you know in the back of your head, like, come Thursday night, you're going to happy hour, but then everybody has their first one where they're like, I think I need medical attention. And I seriously. This time not working. Flu. That's the thing. I unfortunately you're not allowing. Yup. Steve from Pennsylvania. He wants to talk about Jared's palate. But he got Steve. Sure. Yep. Or first of all, bro. There ain't nobody to fucking cool to try teeth. No, I'm not saying to cruel. I'm just saying I will throw them up immediately. It's not. Pay money than than EP. Yeah. You for stupid Jews on your Stig lakes stand, you're a loser, bro. I use on those it he's out. And that's just the guy that was just mad at the world. And just wanted to be ridiculous that you wouldn't just eat peas you'd rather pay money, but I have no idea what that has to do with your tattoos. No, he's, he's, he's hater. He hates the talented Bill from Boston. But you got. See crew, what's happening. You guys ever fucked with hybrid fruits, like fluid, like a plumbing and Africa. No. What other the long line of hybrid fruits out there? So if you only like a select few fruits, they hybrid that shit, then you have a great. Can you have like a lime orange tree or? You know, my house in college station somebody that worked in horticulture department at an lived there. I could that, that strawberries ago Whitestream is eat that cost three. Yeah. Oh, I don't like that. There was like a plant in my backyard, that's still there right now that it was limes, and then it would change into lemons. And then it was at some point a Lorne she was like half an orange limit and it wasn't. They like cross pollinated these trees, and like they weren't good enough to really use like we would use the lines like for tequila shots. They weren't great. But the first time I ever saw it was like how is this tree, producing this and come to find out, they had just cross pollinated it, and it was a Lawrence street? Don't they have been apples to apples are wet look? I'm looking at a Kiwi banana right now, but a banapple this should be good for you. Come on. This is like I might be making what does it? But in apple. Yeah. No, I think be know. Jared top it looks like it's like desserts and stuff of that. But I'm not looking at actual banapple. There's a place copen apple. Okay. You can make things up on the show. No one will fact check you. That's the fact check. Now, actually, I was more like I just want to see what a fucking banapple looks like. So are you not golf much anymore or what you sound like you got, like hate in your heart for golf? I'll also play all the time. But I mean I've done it forever. So it's hard to like wake up and have that motivation to wanna play when I'm not trying to play, professionally more. We gotta get gotta have something on the line. That's why you gotta get rigs back out there running around and thongs and weird shit like that. But he ever beat you bet. Slayers. Oh. Due to did they steal your jacket. I mean it looks like he picked the wrong data wear that jacket because this is for sure. My look now not has the problem is his jackets, probably like seventy five hundred bucks. And yours is by, like, that's that was an expensive one. This was an expensive jacket that he's wearing right now is the one you tried to take away from our. Oh, you're wearing his Jack. Yes. Yes. He turned into a suit guy after that. This is the first time I've seen him not wearing a suit and probably like fucking five months. Well, that's where I got a kid, just like come out of being soup guy. I mean, what should go supervise a TV? No. That's not by the time. I see him Matt sorry. We're not to resume mushroom talk. Another time I see him in a suit like when he goes on advisors when he goes on. Fox's and like the Kentucky Derby. It's it soup guy. Every now he wears sued a lot like he started into this office wearing a suit, unless he's going on TV. Yeah. No that you were in. This is not a good excuse. You need to I'm going to. We're going to just. Attend that didn't happen come with a different excuse for stealing his jacket. Hey, jared. Did you steal Dave's jacket? No. This is my jacket. I'm the jacket guy. He. Riva's stylish mice, right? As the jacket guide. Not dave. That's not true. But true two months, I go to jackets. Yeah, but you're the jacket guy. I've got more jackets than you. I went into his office, like two years ago when he had that jacket on his chair. And I was like, when you're done with that, can I have an and he because he's a millionaire is nothing to him. That's like a twenty five dollar jacket to me. So I asked him if I could have it when he was done with it. And he was like, check the price tag on that. Was it twenty five hundred silex at and I was like, oh, okay. So he's like, yeah, but he said he will give it to, to be fair, and I'll pay the picture here. It's just a black leather bomber jackets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody's got some variation of it. But that one particular looks, they look identity. You have the exact same jacket on just made different yet for like fucking probably like. Eighteen hundred dollars last right now, the same thing happened. He had a blue suede jacket which was so fire, and then he'd never wore it ever, and it was like Royal blue cuff like a little bit more powder, blue rest of the jacket, and then Adidas came out with a jacket for like seventy five bucks that looks exactly like it. And I waited years like multiple years for him to where the shack it again. And he never did it. So I just bought the seventy dollars Jack minds, more of just like a like a zip up. That's a good job. Yeah. But his is like this, like crushed fuck in suedes, but his was, like two thousand four hundred thirty dollars more than my, but he was like, what the fuck you stole my jacket and I was like I did when I gave you like a two year grace, period. Right. And you never you never wore it again. So actually, why don't you just give me that the weather one? Well, we're coming up on two years, so but he's still not wearing it today. You sit down there. Coming up on zero years zero days, he's still ran right now. I'm not saying since the last time you wore it. I'm saying since I told him to give it to me. Well right later, if he's still wearing it, you might as well just chalk that up as an L. I know well when he's done with the better if I can advise you here on how to be a better jacket guy. A black leather bomber is just like a staple product, a staple thing of the wardrobe. So we all can have I mentioned that. Yeah. Sure. Because as soon as he sees you he's gonna can't wait. What the fuck. I don't think he's gonna say, oh, sure I'm sure he won't. I'm sure he'll be totally fine with his day porno. We'll, we'll be the earlier. He walked in. We looked at each other. He didn't get a good. Look how this is Dave's thing. He claimed he claims he like, invented all clothing. I guess. He's. Oh, he knows exactly. Eighteen months behind final Burg. And then claims even invented things do you not remember, whenever you started saying, you're using his hair product, and then you put we put a picture out of you? And he was like that better. Not be my hair. Product, wasn't, I know, but the fact that he even wanted to make sure that everybody knew that it wasn't his? He's gonna look at that'd be like this is my look you know is. I mean. I mean as a compliment, if he's like actually saying that's my luck. Mike fuck. Yeah. I. Yeah. I mean it is like it's sad. But you do you do like wanna look like Dave? No. I don't. I mean you were like what hair product to you is I want to use it. Why, why would around asked everyone has a big cat, and I use big cats the most and then sneak into Dave's room at the Super Bowl, he's not going to do with Dave the fuck. That's not a sneak I say, what do you use, and he's like, it's in my bathroom, and I was like, can you come with me? So it's not weird that I want you to understand how this very much applies. You wanna look like someone if you're like asking, I just never had hair before. So I was like, all right. What does Dave us what does Dan us like, and then I interviewed Lucas g Lido in spring training. And I was like, well what the fuck do you use? You sexy motherfucker, and that I bought it and look. That's all well and good. If what you just did it with the wrong person as a fucking ass fast. Everyone and I bought everyone's shit. I bought Brett's shit dance shit and Dave's, and then I ended up asking Lucas, g Lido and that I've bought again all well and good. You just can't include Dave in that if you don't want it to be spun into something, I guess, I don't even think I used it. Like I, I think I maybe. My hair one time, but I never went out with this is not the most like chick thing in the world here. Like just what you stole. My look like bitch, stole, my local care because he was on Meeks. I was like, oh, yeah, it took me a while to get ready. And I was like, I usually just set two hours aside, 'cause I like Dubai hair. I'll take a break. I'll do my makeup. Don't take a break. That's so long where he doing. And I was like, well, how long does it take you an hour and a half? It doesn't take me an hour and a half to get ready. Like I give myself an hour and a half to like wake up every day. It's the same thing. A lot of bad like I'll lay there for a half an hour before I really have to. Once you start your process. How long does it take, like once I like get in the bathroom brush, my teeth shower and all that. Yeah. Forty five minutes. Still want it is. It's not because I got to like shave and then, like, all, like, here's my whole process. What you heard. What you wake you wake up take a piss brush my teeth shower. And then like all like shave like I'll shaven there with, like my face. And then I'll trim and I gotta blow dry. What do you say year and they're like, yeah, it's still takes time, like say. How long it takes to change my face time? Lion nicest straight. Okay. Yeah. Be careful with it. And then you blow dry you products. You get fucking. And by the way, I got a new pair of shoes on every goddamn day my feet, it takes forever to get my feet in the issues because it's like they're, they're tight as hell why do every day? I'm expansive nightmare every day, just give me flashbacks. He asked me what's what's Necas to by a couple of years ago. And I told him a pair any complaint. He couldn't tie them. He's like shoes don't tie the laces too fat. They didn't stay tie. You. Like, once I, I don't know. I double not them or something. You the only person I've ever met who just like I can't figure out that she shares. So the. No. You're not. Jared, you can't type God's with fucking bunny ears. I mean, no could you imagine? And if you were like dating Jared, what have you thought he was like the one and then you see him do bunny ears? I mean, I don't think I do bunny ears. Are you or do you not do you or do you not grab two loops and swoop? Find bunny ears. I mean, that's it's pretty easily defined thing. I don't know. I thought I time I shoot is just fine. I just stay tied God. Let's stay with you, man. Nothing big time wrong with you like what like us bunny ears tire shoes at thirty. That's what's wrong with never said that. I did you deny it. Yeah. But I mean I'm not I don't I don't. The problem is bunny. If I were to do that on what the problem is. I guess I shouldn't really be surprised. We should meet spreads with the pallet that Jared has, of course he's still ties shot. He's held. Terminal. What my godson eats Schroeder's good for you. What do you think the worst date imaginable is that's within reason we're match wing? Did you ever been? Guy took me to go bell. And I said, worst not bad now, but he like ordered this meal, and he was like, oh, I get a free taco. That's yours. And like that was, yeah. She ordered whole show talked you go hard talking. That was just in college. Yes. Damn a little more reasonable costs. No, no. At least, like, okay, don't order your girl. She's eager to you in Iran, there, eighty nine cents pro get her a couple Pokka. So what are we doing Taco Bell is bottom? I love Taco Bell. But I would never take girl. Get me like something. Yeah. Yeah. First of all, probably just avoid take it. You want to go to Mexican go to a nice restaurant. But if you're going to go to Taco Bell at least get her something right here. What was your worst? I was a first date, like we had, like hung out like at, like bars and stuff. It was like a first date, and I walked in and his family was there. Oh, yeah. Plans like here's my mom and dad. Yeah. Brothers and sisters. How old for you? I was twenty one what the fuck happened. She went on a first date, and like walk into the restaurant like here's my family. It was a row around a holiday. I think it was around eastern explainable though. Was it like or he planned our everyone come here to me? Casey leaving. I actually think that sometimes meeting meeting, the family gets, like blown out of proportion. Like when I first met on a date like well it was like early on. And she was, I was like, yeah, you wanna like hang out and go to the bar, and she was like, yeah, but I told my parents, I was going to meet them for dinner like it just kind of, like, kind of coincided. And I wasn't going to be like no early. I was like, all right. I'll say what's up to your parents or wasn't like I'm going to ask for your hand in marriage. Then, and so we had, like, really only hung out like maybe a couple of times, and I met her parents, but it wasn't like I'm meeting the parents sort of thing around here around now. That sounds. That sounds extreme about it was it also Sater first time hanging out the first day it was definitely not the first time we had hung out. Okay. Yeah. But there was some sort of miscommunication, because he, I think it was kind of the same situation. It was like, okay, he probably I say, said it was around Easter. So maybe he said, okay, I'll go out to dinner with my family, but then he also asked me out to dinner and his mind like, well, I'll just combine them. That just was not disclosed to me. No. That's all like, hey, we're on the way to dinner, by the way, like my brother sister, mom and dad are also going to be there and like how far like what is the proximity that we're talking at the same table? What? Yes, that's ridiculous. That's not even a date. That's just like, hey, by the way, we are. It's like, oh, there's my family and he had only five. He was like, oh, by the way, this is Casey. You can tell you, my girlfriend or now. That's all it's so nice to meet you heard someone about you don't ever just like, oh, it's nice to meet you family. It was a strange strange. Encounter. Was there a second date was that they're actually wasn't it? Yeah. That bad. No ice. Family was great. I wanna to move he's like, oh as soon as they meet the family family. I also package. I also just like all right. Like, what am I going to do sit here and be a bitch like I'm obviously going to have a good time, but it was not. I mean you can't do that. No, you can't. And I feel like out of long later. He was like I forgot to explain this to you. And I was like, oh, yes. That's a big time forgot mine, like first time hanging out meeting, the parents and or family problem with that as part of it. But like. Back mirrors time a hang out, and it's a date, and it's with your family. It's like how am I know? Like how am I supposed to be like that weird burden on not? But definitely I mean Taco Bell day it was going to be the worst page. But that's weird. That's what if it was out of the Taco Bell. You think you'll eat fast is free taco. Oh, well, that's cool. That's cool. You ordered all his food, and it was like, oh, without, you also get a free taco and here you go. Yeah. I mean, I've already talked about the ravioli date. Yeah. What was that? I went on a date with a girl, and we went to a place like an Italian place. And like I love raviolis house, very hungry. And I was like, I bet I can eat all these raviolis and like under like ninety seconds. Oh, I did I cleared. They'll have any like roughly. This is like a full plate is like a meal where you like, hold on, like all the tomatoes out of the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. While you're doing this like cheer you on? No. She was just like watching it hard. He was like this is the word. Yeah. Now she's married now, but yeah, not not too. Sure is not, not to me. So like you finish. The Brad Bulis didn't think barb. I picturing put the napkin in your shirt to ready to white good faith, and then you're just like so what do you do for a living? The number one thing that the girls hate not every girl. But a lot of girls, they don't like to eat in front of guys and they definitely don't like to eat alone in front of guys. And I created both of those scenarios. So so you were done as done. Nothing gone down with my handful. How old are you? This is two thousand and eleven so God, Tony too old still too old. Yeah. God, you wear the worst. Yeah. It was awesome. I loved it. It was awesome. Asam man awesome time. I don't even know what I would do in that scenario because I don't care about eating in front of guys. I don't know if I've ever sat a date with somebody that I'm not seriously. Dating eating alone. Like I don't think I'd be able to do that, like Syria. I've eaten in front of like my boyfriend alone, a million times. But, like was it a first date that stuff gets weird? I feel like people get weird about like, are you going to drink or not should, I drink or not? I don't wanna be the only one drinking. And it'll be the only one eating I get it. It's all we're order for you. Oh. That is so weird. I have never once considered doing that. And I think that is like on a year, either, like your old old school thing or your douche where you're sharing. So, I think or I can imagine if I was like, like my took you to a very unique spot that I knew and you didn't. And I was just like a conversation. Here's here's our words. He's like I got this is family style. Or like let me, you know get this with the special whatever, but even then I think I would recommend it to you. And then, like you can say it if you want, if you were like, hey, I recommend this seemed like why don't you just order for me, that's way different than just, I'm just show have show, the hard taco? Have you seen waiting? We've talked about this, the Ryan Reynolds movie where the guy sits out, and he's like, oh, have a Jack Daniels, and he was like, she'll have a water. Well, it's our anniversary. Give her coke. I saw a bid on Instagram Wednesday. When Whitney Cummings posted, it, she was on a date, and the waiter came and gave the Bill to the guy just like, you know, automatically gender roles and he like took it and like, like, thank you. My good man. And then it was like, slid it over to her, because she was the one paying she was like fuck that, like, I'll pay the Bill, but you don't get to take it from the waiter and make it look like you're the ones. Yeah. The credit you don't get credit for paying for it. If you're gonna ride my fucking amount right else, I get down with that. I like that. I think all the all the girls get offended by that or is it still like flattering like pays for things. I like when guys pay for things. Yeah. And I was so broke, I would just go on for like both of you are like successor live women like tries to pay for you. You like no, I make my own money. I'm good dude. I mean I will not let somebody pay for every single thing of mine. I will offer back. I can I can I think that's something that's still pretty much standard. Yeah. And it's like I also like, I'm not saying if I went out with her, I was like, I know she can pay for dinner. I'm not saying you broke it's still. It's just there Alecos. Yeah. I would never be offended if. Yeah. Go. It works. All right. Let's let's call it a day chicks. The officer up next page. Thank you for coming by make sure you follow page on all social media watch golf thing, and modeling and all their funny pretty stuff, and we'll be back same time same place tomorrow for a Friday this of c c k. There are certain times where, you know, we're gonna start the show and it's like what are we talking about today, and we're just gonna kinda, basically was just kind of wing it. And sometimes there's a lot going on. Sometimes we're just going to pick a couple of topics here or there. But the top of the show is often very much like on a whim. But I just said to tweet right now. I said you're going to want to tune into c- CK, right? Off the top right off the top of the show, because we're doing a little storytime here we go. We're going to do a little letter reading, because, because the love letter has arrived, and let me tell you something. It yeah. It is something you can't call that. A love letter not call. What I received in the mail today. A love letter. Casey, is it a letter is a letter. Yes. Is it written by someone who is in love with you? I don't know. I thought you just because he's a fucking creep doesn't mean he's not alone. This, you could call creep letter gross ladder, a creepy love hunter. I just preface before you read this that ebony brought it over to my desk. So I told her yesterday, I said, hey, there is supposed to be a letter coming. It's this whole stick that we've been doing on K for a little bit. If it comes like, please make sure that he bring it to me, as soon as you see it. So it doesn't get lost in the mix. Whatever she comes over. She hands it to me. I open it. I read halfway through hundred hand into Frankie. I'm Mike Frankie. I can't read this. Can you read it Frankie gets halfway through? It can't read it hands it off. And it gets all the way around everybody at the desks. And I don't know if anybody got all the way through it the first time through well Cuba's already on the line. Well about shooting me, call up at one one o'clock on the dot so he's and you know what? Keebler you're gonna sit right there for a little while. So fuck Keebler like half the letter was like shitting. I know what the fuck do that. Well, that's seems to be a theme here, by the way, everyone thinks they have to go through me to get Casey. I'm just the one that saying, hey, you need to have, like a certain set of standards before I would approve of it, and the to either like the bomb like or pimp, you're like, well, let's calm down here, but I have said on the record multiple times the two of you when it comes to content for these love letters, these poems wherever the two of you have to be involved. Yes. Because I'm not going to go on. On some unsolicited date by myself. So I understand that they have to get through you guys. But the shitting on both of you is gonna make me happier. They should on Jaren. Funny way they should on me and like very rude, personally. I like love both of you. Why would they want? Why would they want to go after you to my heart? That's just not going to work. So, so. In case you haven't been listening in the past couple months. This has been going on for a while a couple of guys have called in hitting on Casey, asking to take her out. Casey said, why don't you write me, a old school love letter? This is the first guy to ever actually follow through on the handwritten. Now I got those Valentine's Day Valentine's Day cards where where it started. There was some sex dungeon talks. This is just been a running theme for a while. But this little creep Keebler, who's four foot. Eleven has seen him before. Do we know what he looks like, well Rio winters and scream earlier? Oh, yeah. Definitely. Need to know what he looks like so that he can actually do that right now? Just so I can kind of have not, what's it called last FM or some shit last asked FM radio last FM radio? This guy is I guarantee his Instagram's gonna go private or be deleted any moment, because once the people here, your letter, my friend. I would also like it on record. I didn't know if we should even read this on the air, Casey, actually said that. Oh my God. You see this chest tattoo. Oh God like a gigantic, like bald eagle on his chest. Oh, no KC. Now, I will say this. I haven't looked at the Instagram rea-. This kid has a light is give him that picture with the girl. So he's talked to looks like hillbilly. She looks like he looks like he's trying to be on the bachelor, but he's from like Kentucky. Nice color is yeah. He does. I haven't looked at the Instagram at Rio. He has a chest tattoo that is like a gigantic like bald eagle or something like that. He's kind of got, like a faux hawk thing, going, which makes me want to kill them. Here's here's him in a fucking, bow tie, like like a weirdo. But, but overall overall on the binary scale of like ugly, or good looking guy, trends, more towards good-looking. He's not like he's not like a creature. No, no, no, no, no. Now. He's he's four foot ten confirmed Freeman species. Right. So, so just just as you had this in mind, it's not like he's like a five hundred pounds slob or like you know, he's got like no teeth or something like that. Like he's an actual human beings. He's four foot nine but he's like normal looking look. Well, you just hold on wait to see if he's normal. Well, normal looking I said, now, this is the letter which Evan waiting for you gonna edit some of that. I think I'm the only thing is, is you take a vote what and you guys behind the glass can do this as well. What she should raise your hand if you think I should read this verbatim everybody. For me every. Say again, before we get to this, there was, I watched every person that read this note, and I knew exactly what point that they were getting say, we're going to get you. I was going to say everyone's raising their hands. Go idea, a couple of words here where you're going to get into heaven, Kevin literally just said, all right. Everyone who's present that can hear this put your hand up if you want me to read this in a look like the people in the control room or doing the wave. But again, I could edit this a little bit. But everyone, I just want everyone to realize if you're tuning in right now, if I have been told to read this verbatim, and I'm not I'm not gonna be happy about saying, these some of these words, let's begin maybe can I get some music? Yeah, it gets in. We knew some, some soft like, romantic Jordan. Here's my concern. Is that if somebody tunes into, and there's no music that they're going to think that you're just talking this way. And I can't have that, like, I can't have you talking to me that way without people understanding, I might have periodic pauses, where I say, again, these are not my words, this keyboards words because if you tune in, in the middle of it, and you think that this is just my love letter to Casey or Milo, Leonard, anybody that you would wanna throw me in jail this, right? Here is pre crime. I feel like I'm going to have to deliver this to the authorities after this up there, where people I'm not going to name names to, because I don't want to throw them under the bus out there that were legitimately telling me that I needed to ask for high. They were there. We need to hire Casey a security guard three s a music. Let's okay. For a couple of years, the only girls that caught my eye barstool were Fran. Kate RIA, and E then one day listening to KFC and Jared, I hear the most amazing voice in my life. This woman sounds like she smokes a pack a day, and won't stop talking about Texas. I resent that line, by the way, I don't think the Casey sounds like no. And also, even if you did not a great star for a love letter. Now, thank you. I had to find out if KFC brought an ugly girl onto his show because he would probably try to fuck any hot chick in the office. When you when you finally said, your name, I jumped Instagram to find the most fuck -able girl. I have ever seen every photo on your. I g makes my dick tickle not even tingled tickle like that sounds like an S your dick should not tickle it should tingle. Maybe you're a lover of sports wearing that. Oh my God. She's wearing is wearing headdress. Yeah, you're a lover of sports wearing that tight red dress and the fact that you're a lover of the aggies lets me know. No, you're pretty easy. I started writing this on. Yeah. He's not great so far. I started writing this on paper, but every time I got done with the first paragraph. My handwriting would get progressively worse, mainly because you're I g would make me want to touch myself and my hands would start to shake. I say your name over and over again for inspiration, just saying your name makes my nipples go hard. KC K, A, Y C. It isn't spelled normally it's actually spelled like the runner up to a trailer park, beauty Queen contest, still saying your name makes me think of the most beautiful things in life the Grand Canyon the rocky mountains. And of course, your eyes, those eyes have seen so much, you survive cancer, progress in your career and have probably taken fifty seven Dicks to the face. I know once you see me all of that audio or by the way, all of that will be forgotten. You said to me that you were five eight and that you quote never go. Oh for someone shorter than you. If you live by that rule, you'll never find true happiness. I can give you more than you ever imagined. I promise every girl, I give my heart to the same thing. These are the three things he promises one I will eat you out every morning not caring if it's a little yeast. Ye Steve, but that would breeze. Kevin, I'll just spit on that bitch, and go to town. Number two, I will never flirt with another girl, so you don't have to worry about me. Pulling a KFC number three. I will never be douche. Let's be honest, no one needs to act like Jared's if you're looking for money, clean shot, I don't have it. You're looking for communication. I listened to your podcast all day. I don't want to hear your voice when I get home. If you need someone to trust I'll lie about how I didn't check out L E in the elevator. Don't focus on what I can't give you though, focus on what I can sex and lots of it. You'll always be the most beautiful woman in the room. You'll always bring a smile to my face. And I'll always go to bed thinking about you, unless France Francis this and lights, which he here's, I'll wrap this letter up with a quote, everything's bigger in Texas that stands, very true. Just by looking at you, your heart, your smile your generosity and asks, you will always be the love of my life. And even if you don't find this letter to open your heart to me, we can always agree. On one thing. Fuck. Jared, yours truly the shortest manual ever love Keebler. I just want to say everybody behind this glass, I turned around at that exact moment, when I knew they were gonna react, I think all of them were like damn. I wish you would've added. He's looking at your brother. I now upset yeasty. Yeah. That's a little yeast in action. Okay. Let's stop yeast. That's all that's definitely a line that he's probably used before. I feel like that's not something that you creatively, come up with and also sounds like some direct experience of you just spit on it. And like, yeah, that sounds like someone who was dealt with. China. Honestly, don't wanna talk about that's fine. I guess what we are. No, no better. But I don't wanna hear that word one more time down on you. Even when it's east e- every morning is it looks commit a leather couch is he is a he's a go getter. I mean he's four foot eight and it'll eat you realize. What, what's the real height? He's four foot ten now these five three. It doesn't matter if you're below five, you might as well be five four no this guy could be six five. This guy's a fucking. It just doesn't matter ultimate creep early job, you wrote you that letter. How would you feel Leonardo DiCaprio would never write me a letter? What if he did that what if he wrote that exactly if Leo said he would eat your UCD pushed she'd be like oh, yeah. Does it all? I just can't fathom Leonardo DiCaprio, how romantic he is in movies that he would ever write something like that. But the before you even get to that rule like Kevin pointed out there was like so many insult yet used, you took Fifty-seven Dicks to the face. You sound like you'd smoke a pack a daily talk about Texas, which is just false, your CB. What does that even mean got a big ass? And it sounds I mean, I'll take that sounds like he wants to fuck Elian Fran over, you keep mentioning them. Fran. Read that. And goes I wish my name was not in this. She was I really talked about that. Check out Elian the elevator. The only girls I caught his eye Frank. Adria L E the what he really did was put himself completely in a corner, because if he just freaked me out everyone like, oh my God. But then now he's also freaked out all the other girls, mentioning them in the letter, which, again is not a good tactic. Now, if you want to put a face to this, by the way, again, going and Ceram before he makes a private because I'm sure you already has last FM radio. Ray the second letter that I got like the little like caveat. Sorry, this took so long as you can tell my handwriting is awful. So I typed it up, if you like it, you have to follow me on I g last FM radio. He is, by the way, he also put his address on them bullet which is a wild man. That's like the scene in. Seven when the dude just walks into the police station. Comfortable. Thank you, just walk by and saw you holding. The letter goes. Everybody that's walked by that sees Kevin holding these two piece of paper. But you can't believe most of it is insulting to you. The only thing that is objectively like grossed out is the salon. I mean it's all creepy. Don't get me wrong. But I'm saying the only thing that makes you really you really drawing the line at yeast, these days ceases, a pretty tough one. I like UCF Jain is about the grossest thing I can think of end to put that in a love letter that's been hyped up for two months. He's trying to say that he'll love you. No matter what to look at the underlying message. He'll fit on that bitch, and go to town. He insulted, basically, my entire life. Yep. Well, I mean you said that you sound your name the benefit of the trail. Fifty seven Dick's. Yeah. I mean he went he went low on that you want conservative their castles. He went conservative. Maybe like, you know her senior year. God maybe yacht week. That. So I mean show we talked to him, I don't know. I feel like maybe this one of those, this is one of those things where again, I, I get mad at Jared on a daily basis, I talked to you, Kevin. But in reality, like YouTube are kind of the gatekeepers of this. I think he needs to talk to the two of you. I think he needs to hear from the two of you. Where if you guys give the green light to talk to me that you want to send you want to step out for a second. Yes. Why don't you wanna hear it? And I don't want to Jared. We'll talk to Casey. Now, are we going to talk to him as if talked to Cuba? We're going to talk to him as if we're like older brothers for. We're gonna talk to them like we're buds Kayla's try to get this check the Faulk you. There should be out. Good comeback. I feel like all right. Which one do you wanna do you be like, the, let's fuck grow? And I'll be the older brother, sort of thing. Okay. Okay. Keebler from Tampa. You creepy scumbag what's going on? I don't know why you're laughing laughing. All right. Hold up more. Everyone freaks out on me. I had two options here. I could write that love letter. Traditionally may get hundred felt and go from there, or I can make it the most memorable thing possible, and just go comedy central roast on and get everybody involved that way. No one will forget it. So I went that route well that you should have written to be like, read this one first, and then how it'd be like, oh my God. That's so adorable. It'd be like, read this one second, and it's not one or a true words, Smith can come up with a way to kind of capture. Both you don't be a complete fucking weirdo creep talking about yeast. But you still are clever. Funny enough to, to full. Very beautiful, like the Rockies and the Grand Canyon. Yeah. You did say that definitely. I again, I would take the over on the fifty seven. Dick's, but when you're talking about Casey, in this letter, I do think that you brought up the other like you might have had a shot if you like made her laugh with the even with the creepy nece, but if you were to rank on hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I mean, you did say she's easy if you went through the power rankings friend, Ellie and Casey. And then you also mentioned RIA, there any other that you mentioned Fran Kate rea- Ellie, okay? Power rank those girls Casey's still your number one or is Casey. I don't even I can't even use the word still because the sound me to rank every girl in the office now. No, no. Don't don't wear it on. Where does she just sounds like he's, he's not the top omit the other names, whereas Casey? Do things the coolest one. I know it probably what else has been. Yeah. I love I love cake. But you didn't see if she's number one or not. That just sounds like you don't like her. Yeah. That sounds like like you're a manager. Baseball team in the we're we're asking you if the pitcher is going to stay in the rotation like well we'll figure it out. You just said, she's cool. Yeah. That's like, when you know when you say like a factor was cute. I know for a fact. I know my short half, I know perfect. It would never happen, she's cool. She's hot to tell if I got opportunity. Absolutely. But that would I would never have our end. Did you think this was going to give you a shot? No. I just wanted to make everyone laugh the wrath off. Well, it made everyone you creeped. Everyone's ass out. How about that, man? Help do that. I remember calls. Well, you know, some people subscribed to the idea, there's no such thing as bad publicity. I don't know about that. Man. I don't know about that. I think if you're, I think if you're the little midget, he talks about east pussy, that's not the publicity want answer Kevin's question from before we brought you on. Have you had experience with, like where what was the inspiration for that line? Have you dealt with the pussy before? No, I was going for shock and on that one. And I would just like what is the nastiest thing I could come up with and that was it? Okay. Do you wanna talk to your girl? I mean we can. Absolutely, okay. Can you come back in, please? So Keebler has as has backtracked on pretty much everything and is saying while I was just trying to be funny. I was just going for shock and awe. I knew I didn't have a chance with her to begin with. So I was just going to try to make people as many people laugh as I possibly could are you does that change your opinion or your thought about this letter at all? Casey. I don't know. I mean yeah some of the parts are really funny. Obviously he said you've ever dealt with the vagina, he was just going for shock and awe. And that he you know, he the only reason he mentioned other girls because he thinks you're just so unattainable. But what about all the insults, where those come from? Going for more like I was watching comedy, central roasts that night, and I was going for like a basically a roast of everybody. So basically roasting you at the same time, which I thought was a good touch in my opinion. Yeah, usually what I'm trying to fuck. Somebody added roast their whole life. Okay. All right. So you're seeing I had a chance eighteen gonna go ahead and save that. I'm just saying that you hype this up as if you thought you how to chance. And in my opinion, I was like, well, let's see if this guy is what can Shakespeare with a love letter in. I've always been told if you can make a woman laugh, I didn't laugh there was. No. There was no lab. That's where I think you have grossly. Miscalculated ways brought this letter up to me and she put it on the table in front of me. And I thought I didn't know it was a letter. I thought she was like, presenting me like a five million dollar lawsuit. I just want to also let you know, because now the this out in the open that I didn't find it funny, not one barstool employees looked at that, and even kind of cracked, it was all all discussed was not one and I'm talking about, and I'm not even talking. Well, I'm not even talking about just the girls because the girls didn't even read it till later. I'm talking about every single content mail that has picked it up that usually talks pretty gross did not even crack a smile when they read it. Keebler Naina smile. I only laughed when, when I got to the tight readdress park because you I got golly wearing tight right Prescott that is just stunning timing. Yeah, I laughed at that. I got a chuckle out of the fifty seven. Thanks, because I was like, who that was the funny that if any part, I could look at them like that was funny. That was funny. But again, it's not like this guy. That's so sweet to cases only taking thousand just that got him. But yeah, no, I don't think that you maybe laugh at all or anybody else. I apologize festivus out with every girl that I've known, and they all laughed and said in that right now. It's Larry, that's why I swear, honestly, I think you're just missing out on who I am as a person. So I think I need to redo that. Listen. We are done, bro. You have made me laugh on air like the call that you had about your boss, and being whipped, and all that, that was really funny. I think that you might have tried a little bit too hard in this, and I don't know what girls are laughing at Ye see vagina, and I'll spit on that bitch, and go to town, but they are not the same Cal Amy Schumer die. That's minds that funny. I really don't that made everybody cringe instead, did you at least come to the conclusion that you will never ever, forget about that letter? Now he's got you. Pussy there. That's like the give the dude on the bench and was just like. Yeah, that's. The most people don't forget like the serial killers. Try to kill him on a daily basis. But I mean you know, he's clearly subscribes to the no such thing as bad publicity. And I think maybe sometimes there is a yeah, well, I'm now concerned about all these girlfriends that have read over this letter, like, who were they date, when he says, girlfriends means bodies in the freezer. These are the voices that talked to him that he is. He's got chopped up at the base for rea- watch by when I was outside. And she's I honestly cannot believe that anybody thought that letter should be read on air. I Kevin read it. I don't know. Oh, no. It definitely needs to be read on air. I can't believe that someone send it, you don't receive a letter like that with a recurring caller, and then does not. But see the other love letters that I blog and stuff, they're usually tame enough and funny enough. Like I roasted that guy that wanted to take me to coffee, the guy that called in with the poem yesterday. But I you can't put that on the blog, like you can physical. Why would I want that on the blog Kevin's going to block it? Yeah. Tony. Okay. I'm not I'm blogging. Nobody Kevin you should absolutely actually able or have you can maybe send me the electron file. So I can cut and paste it. I don't want to type this. So go ahead and just forward I went over there, also remain. Email. You just send it over KFC parcel, sports dot com. You also might wanna start like your run from the law because you sent the authorities there. So you are now if you the. So you have, like a five minute headstart? Just go ahead and best of luck while you're on the run. I appreciate a guys and Casey, I want you to know deep down. I really did love you. Make you laugh. Thank you. Outta here you in grief. Joe? Wow. Let's let's hear from the people on the love letter here. Eric from Philly. What do you got on Shakespeare over there? Once I've everyone, I mean, that was the most disappointing weight of two months, I've ever I could imagine. That was beyond creepy was only funny because of how you delivered it. I almost crashed my car when the cab that was listen. I mean I can't say it's disappointing because it no it's winning. It was disappointing from, like romance on that. I'll just run on saying the payoff of it being the absolute worst thing is the is the entertainment, like I think. This is not a good way Jarrett. I wit here I wish you just had the rock like, like piped up for him. You have you know what I mean? You read a letter, but it does. Put forward noon of champlin Smith. Want to call? Call Greg from Ohio, and you got on. Oh, oh, I don't know if I thought that that was great. I think we're going to dub this letter gate, correct. Yeah. Why not a gate on Eastgate? Yeah. Yeah. No. So this week, we've had. Spain for you. East. We can do the wicked witch of the yeast. You haven't. Been drinking today. What's wrong? Line. I like it. I like the wicked witch of the east. He's Eastern Conference all stars the Easter bunny. Jerry takes the cake. I'm gonna hang up. And listen, that's actually from now on. He was dubbed Keebler because he's a midget. He's gonna the Easter bunny is real special. The Easter bunny. You know, you know, he's got he's got a radio show or something. There's there's, there's a lot of self serving bullshit in their years. Probably just trying to like be memorable or whatever. But to. To ever do that. Like, like even a lot, a lot of people do whatever they can to get the attention of people at barstool and get their blogging or get their call in brought in a fucking Wallaby. Right. But, but, but even that, even if I was desperate, if you wanna get out of my cube job, and this, was my dream and all that. I don't think I would ever go this route. I just don't think I would say east, I think the. It was it was going to land on one side of the spectrum or the other. Yeah. No one was going to be like, right. Right. Right. I just the try hard humor for me is is just some of the worst that's exactly outlets. Like fifty seven Dick's and all that shit is just like. You try to watch. Yeah. I, I think it would have been funny, if it was like a genuine like creepy love letter that wasn't. Yeah. Imagining implicit, imagine if he was just like a really like your company or not to treat you. Well, the guy who called in yesterday with the palm about being married, that was really funny that you can definitely make fun of me that guy actually did a good job, you can make fun of me like I'm not asking for you to like shower me with compliments but like you can make fun of being away. That's not like I'm roasting your whole life end by lamb and discussing human Fran just accused. Kevin did you see what she said? What would you say? She said that if I get murdered, it's on you and she waiting over, and over like it happened. You Kevin Clancy was not make this about you Fran Easter bunny. Keep it moving France, not about France, everybody, that's walking by with seeing you at the paper is just a little concern for my Welby that I'll tell you what I don't know what company work at anymore because I what I can't read a love letter. And I don't talk about snatch now. Now, my barstool man, you didn't to be. You didn't talk about snatch you just repeated as repeated that boy, this place is up in arms over little little fucking love letter, cheesy school rice, lips stool over parts. Whereas I wonder if we can get a deadspin spider has the most ill-fitting on ever seen in my life. Donald going on right now barstool. So Frankie Bo rally has officially he's officially about to move on to greener. Pastures is not from Barcelona from Dave's life. He's going to be, you know, he's, he's been doing a lot more for four play and it's exploding and is going to doing a great job, and it's time for Frankie to blossom as the third full member of four play, which he has been for like two years now. But Dave, you know, he's, he's been more known as Dave's pizza guy, and all that shit. So it's time for him to get credit of his own. And so he's moving on. And so now David's replacement this is what they've does he, he had Hank had Frankie, and now he's got to have a new guy, and there are a select few that have been chosen to be like the finalists, and I think borstal radio actually put up a. Poll pole. So even know how this is a question to be completely honest. So the finalists seemed to be. Dana spider jet ski and then the poll, I saw through. Tyler o'day in there, which I don't know if that was a joke or Wyoming. Dave hates Tyler, yeah. That's so that, that can't be hit him. So Dana is really Dana jetski and spider spider now. Dana has all of the video experience. He makes the parcel documentary. He's worked with mix tape and PMT. He can edit videos and create videos, which is kind of the crux of pizza reviews, no to shoot an edit them. But I heard as I heard jetski ran up in the office and gave like an impact, like a passionate speech about how he is taught himself how to edit and create and produce and that he was, like, you know, this intern who then jumped on the breakfast crew. And he's been editing the blog and the and the show and working with them. An apparently Tommy was like imprint what jets gay headphones in because he's offering to his his wrap. That's the whole. That's, that's what people are going after him for it. That's the knock on jet skis that he only cares about his music career. I mean, I think he can. I think. Yeah, you can work. I agree to both. But that's what people keep doing it on the bus for. So you're, you're down to the finalists here to be Dave's. New right hand man. And I was just saying, like if you know, Dana has the huge edge right now in video, editing and production, but as I understand, Tommy said that you ran up in dean's office, and gave a very passionate speech, that was really persuading. Yeah, I would say Dan, definitely has more long-term experienced, but within the last, like four months, I mean, I had never edited anything and then the breakfast shows like we wanted to log right started doing that kind of, told myself in the flower, we want to do an after show, we wanted to do all these different like one off thing. So I kind of pick my hands up. Pity camera to my hands four months ago. And I'm putting out like the revision does every week I think they're pretty solid. So as far as that's concerned, like with pizza review, editing. I don't think it would be something that I couldn't do. That's interesting because pizza review editing is one of the more basic idea if dad some some graphics and not to minimize what Dave and Frankie do. But as far as the technical requirements, you like piece things together. It's more that it's a daily thing. Everyday gotta be on your toes, kind of be Dave guy. I think it's more than just editing. It's also kind of being personable around so. Celebrities and haven't had a lot of high profile guys. But we get some big names on the breakfast show. And I'm always talking to people bringing them at the office. I'm not very nervous in that regard. So I think it's my definitely do interesting. So the logistic standpoint because I was worthy knock on Dana. Is that Dana is bad with Gina planet said, I'm not good. It's not my strong suit would just kind of big for the guy who travels and moves and gambles invites and flies and all that shit constantly trying to find new locations to go to yes. Like it's all logistical, we'll for the better part of a year as far as, like time management, I've been able to get in for a morning show from coming from Long Island that starts, basically, essentially, at six thirty to set everything up. So, I think time management, I'm pretty good there. And like, logistically, I help out with as far as booking guests anything we do offsite. So I think I'm pretty good there as well work a nap in here, and there, and your time means Israel. The Naff sir here here and there. But the thing about Frankie Borelli does have some sort of intangible, Frankie nece that really does work with Dave like like he, he when he was filming dead-leg 's at the Super Bowl and the guys are like screaming at him. Frankie just like laughs at off. You just like you. I'm allowed to film this, like I don't care. He's very confident in that he sticks to his guns, and I don't know whether that's just like, well, I have to be like a half to put on this front because Dave will eat me alive. If don't or if it actually comes natural. But he is very just like cool, calm and collected because you're going to get yelled at you're gonna be around important people. You're probably going to get like arrested. At some point, you gotta deal with the blue brigade. All that shit. It is. It's a lot more about being able to like keep your cool kinda which I feel like you can do. Yeah, I definitely can do that. And I think it's also like being around Dave, you're kinda got you're kind of going to know when he's on like when he's going to do something hilarious. You gotta have your phone out and ready, like adding that's something I'm kinda always have keanae for when something's going to maybe pop off a little bit. Hence. Dancing with a fucking forty five year old woman, making make sure my friends, a quarter, like I know what's going to play on social and stuff. And I think I was. It was good. I didn't realize you were though. I thought no so she was bouncing around to, like all my friends, what was that Flynn's and firearm, which is like, basically seaside of fire or like all the we'd go, and it's a lot of fun. But it's a lot of testosterone and a lot of divorce as kind of running throwing their shit around. So I don't know she was kind of hopping around to all my friends, and then she came over my way. And I was like this is this is I'm gonna go with this little, I didn't make out though. She was making like three guys before. That was good way to catch cold sore. And I guess apparently the knock is that what you're to you're to focus on your career, to be Dave guy? I guess, dad Dana was saying that I'm all for myself and all trying to profit off of so you guys are sewer each other. Now, I wasn't doing I went in and pitched myself and then Dana was just like, oh, he wants to all he wants to use it for rat fame. There's no doubt like one working at Arcelor. If I was to be Dave guy like it would help me like musically, but just as it is already, I'm doing music on the side when I'm home. It doesn't take away. I'm not taking off from work to go to anything like that. Like this comes first as my actual job. So I don't really see how that could come into play anything. It'd be like, champagne problem. So we just hope they were suing each other. I heard you weren't, but Dana and spider, or Jessica personal like personal attacks. And then Dana start during Gaz onto the bus guys wasn't there. He started. Suturing Gaz was like I'm the only one that works on the documentary gadgets, fucking scrolls through Instagram. And I was like, you know, this is going to get sued for personal Dame's just sitting there loving, like the look on his face was just pure, and this is like his version of the bachelor. It's like instead of like girl. Fighting over for love. It's guys fighting over attention. It seems like nobody has is concerned about spider. I feel like you'd stay and you talk about each other, but his mitre a worry spider in my opinion has that Frankie, like, kind of, gene, where it's like he's calm. Cool collective under pressure can kind of handle any situation. I guess the biggest knock with him would be like the video production shit. He's never edited a video. Yeah. I don't know. Those spiderlike has videos of when he was in college and shit. And he was like doing little like one off, like YouTube video. So I'm sure he probably if you threw some shitting in premier for him he could edit it up. So I don't know. I'm definitely wouldn't count out spider out of it because because I know type of guy Dan is he's a fucking grinder. He's a hard worker, and always make the best of a situation, an logistically. I mean he has to deal with that stuff right now he is banned dramatically, and be right now, though. So that's tough. And he also fucked up field day. Disagree? Well, I'll tell you why is he didn't? But you did a great job. Of course. You think Pat? The poll is online that had Tyler o'day in there. That was a joke thing that was a Jessica, it's wants to make sure those taking with some of my vote so fucking if you're out there vote for me, don't vote for Tyler is it going going by votes or he's going to make, you know what he said, is there might be some type of like there's going to be I mean, he's gonna try this con- like almost like a tryout, I would imagine like some type of academic decathlon shit where it's like you gotta do pizza review form, do some type of physical activity will trigger book something for him. I don't know would love for this attorney into some sort of like tournament. It yeah. We're going to have to find a pizza place that he's never been to do is, maybe ask, Frankie, for some footage of an old pizza review and you re cut it and show him like this, I got something going then about to show about later today that he'll, I think he'll, like very much a different piece of content pizza review center that we do not have currently what a story I was surprised when I went when I heard your name in there anything you're capable of it. But it just I didn't think that you were in that, that you had the breakfast thing going, and I just didn't think you were on like Dave's radar. You know, I think it is, I think he thinks jetski can help them. Be cool earning, but I just think he not answering is only let it is help them hit maybe a different crowd. Maybe a little more ethnic, maybe more urban. He's like, oh, if I take jet ski to this, like, Atlantic City party like jetskis, cool, he's going to make me look cool. I mean I don't know at the same time though I could see David thinking that you're not cool. Dave doesn't think anybody's cool, except for like Caleb. Yeah. It's true. Well, I don't know. I think you might think that I'm fairly he thinks he said he thought it was a weirdo, but I think he thinks them. So I'm not trying to, like, whatever. Yeah. But there is some elements that's like you know, spider. You know, you bring spider, some of these events these parties. Like I said he's walking around the worst fitting suit of ever seen in my life, but he also doesn't care. So like when we're waiting in lines and like Atlanta, Minnesota, he just walked to say, you got some big people coming up, and like he has like he just when he was like trying to break up fights and rough and rowdy, you put people in head locks or getting putting headlock. Yeah. He's he has. No fear. That's for certain projects confidence. That goes along with he's the spider. All right. It's going to be an interesting, an interesting showdown here, free jetski. Thank you. I appreciate that. So go vote and keep your eye on. And I'm sure there will be a full blown like sponsored, you know, video of for sure, I can't wait for that, like I'm here for the competition really to the death. I mean all three of them were in his office with obvious this still seems cameras and stuff around, and they were just yelling at each other. Like just sitting burns like loving, for sure. I'll be honest. I, I knew the jet ski had been editing blogs and stuff. I thought Dana was kind of the shoe in for it because Dana is already been doing the pizza reviews like he did the one with Lindsey Vonn when he the one with her. So he obviously shot the documentary. But jetski just put together a very nice little speech. Well. That I think. I mean that was pretty good about it like in, you know, Frank you probably would never tell you. But it can't be that can't be the complicated. Instead. It's more Frankie has said and he was telling me about their it's more about, like just always having to be available. Yes. Like just Dave will be buckling. Why he was telling me at the, the. At the Stanley Cup and the other night like why was doing a few things up on the glass all the blues came up to him and, like we're hype them up, and like there was nobody capturing it, and Frankie had the camera rolling on day, one hundred percent of or rolling on them. One hundred hundred times he just knows that like you can't you're never there to just watch the game. You're never there to just hang out. You're always always filming. Like when we would go on the road for the college football show. Frankie produces the entire show. So he's not just date like he produces everything it's the graphics directs at all. And then as soon as it's done has a camera on Dave. So it's like he can't even do like never stops. Never stops. It's like he has to put together this massive, we've hired external people for shows like that before, and they produce it like you're supposed to produce like an EMMY award winning sports show. And it's like no, no, you're actually supposed to be filming like the fat guy over there while Dave talks to him, or whatever it may be like, it's, it's a totally different. That's why Blattman like killed it because he has that experience for the college football shows a him. And Frankie were just like a great do. Oh, but then at the very end of it, it's like you still have. Have a camera on David brings the greatest, what she does. She's missing camera and the rocket at all times in the shower. I can't wait till that girls. Like I gotta get outta here and never going to happen. Oh, it's going to happen. We've had like meetings with business people here, and they're like you guys have the best chemistry out of any talent producer. She's sick you. That's that's never going to happen, the whole it's going to hap-. How could you get sick of me? I'm sick of you. I get sick of you. Fuck you guys. Speaking of degenerates, we have David Blattman, speaking of people who dominate the rocket in all game. I mean, that's just not sure you watch it through the glass he nightmare. But he never beats me. You beat me movie play best of three. Okay. That's how you play. I told you, it's like you come to play in the DS, but you can't win in this World Series. That's just not true. Anyways. I have the statements to prove say you send him a ton of money. Don't you this? I kid has more money out of Iraqi percents challenge. We've only have you given him more money. He's, he's ever won a penny off. I've never beat him for money. I blues on purpose because his head is starving. How did you lose scissors on purpose because he's that talented? Yeah. Like I know what he's gonna throw. Throw really wish you went to build him out on that because he had no idea on. I just looked at you like you were dumb because I was dumb question. It's like the same way that you win. I know what you're gonna throw. Yeah. I just sorta the opposite. I beat him. When we put up money and like, all right? Yeah. Kids, he's birthday party me's on. He's the brains behind big brain. He's the new barstool series where we kind of take a page on shark tank and weren't talking. Entrepreneurs who are trying to get our so to invest in their company, their product or service. Whatever it may be episode out now. Or what out at two pm? Yeah. All right. So freshly out, you can go watch big brain right now. You were. You were pulling the strings on this. I had an advanced screening. I watched it last night. Very funny. You you're the puppet master on this one. I mean it makes it sound like it's only maybe. Yeah. There was. No, of course. Right. Hundred guys are on it or huge part of it. But of course so we had John Taffer. Micro-policy Acropole, Melena water day, poet. Right. And Tafer's an eight of the ten episodes. The other two erica's our other panelists on their interesting, obviously very like heavy shark tank. Undertones is there like who's the tough shar who's the easy shark like how many people got through? Are we going to see are these people going to be a part of the blog or is a separate from barstool who won, like what kind of companies one or without giving away, of course? Sure. Yeah. I believe it or not Dave's. Actually, the softest. I do believe that, that doesn't surprise sewed one. It's not that he's soft. He literally told one of the contestants that it was the worst idea he's ever heard in his life. He says it with a tone of like I'm on your side. I don't know about that one. That's a spins on. I don't tell you what it is. He might be like, I think the other guys might have been playing like he'll a little bit where it was like I'm gonna roast you. Whereas Dave is like, if I think your idea is good. I will tell you. What's good is bad. I will tell you what's bad, right? So he's like the fairest where I think. The Tafer's here. He's, he's there to an end ripple reportedly. I don't know much about them. But I, I heard him recently call onto francesa talking Saint John's basketball, he flock, Dave is, actually, the one who was like. Well, all right. Let me hear you out. I I'm gonna just like smoke you right? Yeah. It's kind of ruthless, sometimes like for the most part. It's pretty pretty fair. But they get pretty ruthless a lot of times where you almost start to feel bad for certain I embarrassment. I mean these time these common with this is their moment or what all their eggs in this basket, or this is their baby. And like it was a build up to this moment. Right. Everything you work for, like. And this is it. It's this or bus rally, I'll just go back to my regular thing. Like I took a swing at the fences here like this hasn't work. I'm out of. If you have a good if you have a good idea or a good product or good company, you're going to get the barstool bumped from being on the show, and then if they all just roasts you and tell you to fuck off, it's like you're getting, but there's still a little abundance like shark tank like something obviously, if they get the shark tank bump, and they get through, then it's like huge like cousins, Maine lobster is like right on my block in New York and interest shark tank all over. But at least there will be some people that will feel bad for them if they get roasted unless it's just the worst idea of all time at the end of the day, a lot of people are just getting free market. Exactly is awesome. But we have such a powerful audience that it's like some of these people it's like you'd your tanked. So what episode is flashing salon in this one. Fleishman is real. Yes. So they went and like their thing is selling the hair vitamin Gumy's online. And I think it was reportedly was just like this is stupid. Like you're selling Gumy's in your salon. There's nothing to work and they really. No. We're not selling them this law. And we're selling it online, and it was just like a miss community. Nation on like what the actual business idea was. But then, as I understand it Erica. Have you gone to her yet area? Flavored apparently went like toe to toe with John Halford. Shortly afterwards a little bit later. I can't confirm that they want a little toe to toe. Yeah. He got a little heated contentious, she doesn't fuck around five times, and she's like a pit bull. She's, she's very stressed about her hair. So when they weren't understanding it and they weren't giving credit. She was just like fuck you do when is that episode come out? It's towards the Anna wanna say, oh, well, yeah, it's ten episodes told I wanna say, she appears an episode six maybe it was I was like, oh, boy, does that she was just feeling barstool fan. I mean she she she's advertised case radio. We have a campaign coming up. She's a big fan. She was like, I, I mean I thought I remember thinking, like Dave might be the problem because Erica, friends, and Dave doesn't like me. And then when like, Dave actually was fair to them, and it was the other guys who are like, you know, what are you going to sell haircuts? Like, no, we, we do cut here, but we're selling these go. And they just didn't get it. And when they didn't get it, it got very. And then I believe there was some comments like, well, you know about hair you don't have any. Fireworks can't confirm. Inflation, and I don't know. I mean, they obviously didn't impress them, but I think they got their money's worth as far as exposure and whatnot talk shit. So I don't like Barcelona Barcelo being a judge on that. I can't imagine like when there's real money on the line and people like you know what? If you tell them story like I took I took out a second mortgage on my house for this. Like can you do it? And you're just like fuck that stupid, I would be terrible judge. Because I'd be like, okay, I'll just go buy it, but I don't want to ruin your life. Yeah. You know, maybe it'd be better for like a spoof version of rat would probably it's not actual lives on the line. Joy, so do that to one contestant where he was like this idea sucks. But here is like X amount of dollars a little consolation shit. Yeah. So like cash the sponsor of the show and they actually gave us a bunch of money to like, give out to different contestants through, like people were not Worley empty-handed, not every single one got money. So people who didn't get investments that Dave was kind of, like I like you. I like where you're going for us. Here's five thousand dollars. Sounds like yeah. So it's not we're not investing unless I got like the perfect deal, I'd probably prefer that here's five grand to doing what you're doing. No, no. He said, here's five grand try something else. Here's, here's five thousand dollars that don't put it to this payment of, like, I wanna make fun of you on this video. Yeah. Here's five thousand dollars to say. I'm sorry. I'm actually. That I would ever watch the show on actually very honored that you knew I watched the whole thing saying. That's a lot. I would have bet my life that he went to watch a second. I watched all of it was like half hour, ten episodes, all like half the other half about half hour each every Wednesday for the next ten Wednesdays and like is there. Where are we now in business with several? Yeah so spoil it. But, like spoilt you know much when you do something like this, it's like is this for the content or is this for the business? I'd say very much both like we make a handful of like legitimate investments with companies. And we're going to start promoting. I mean at the end of the day, you know, yeah, it's great content, but we're also putting very real money into this so far rescue with top Taffer, where it's like you always hear a story like a year later, they ended up shutting down or a year later. They continue to thrive and you don't really know. But all you do know that Taffer got his TV show out of it. Right. Exactly. But yeah, that's gonna be interesting, if like because that is that I think is really the future because as we can't you can't put your name on a Powell, you can't make a joke. Any more like just having investments that aren't related to the jokes and the content that was something else that happened in the first episode is, Dave is, like, all right? Let's do business. But he has to decide like do I put barstools name on it because, you know, we want this to be. Successful. And we don't wanna get not accepted because the barstool right Asian, right? So he's investing in something. And it's like all right. Well can we even put the barstool name on it? All right. That's for sure. Subsidiaries and yeah, shell companies and that kinda shit. We're gonna even have to worry about the drama or the blowback, or does it even make sense? You know what I mean? Like, why would bar slows name be attached that just have it be? But the thing is Dave loved everything to be under Dave's brain. I mean, the big brain here, this, Dave, it's not the it's not you brought her. I'm not I'm not. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. There's not multiple big brand is very untwisted. Very. Very, very straight. All right. So you watch it on the app and Barsha sports dot com. Big brain episode one out, now, ten in total beyond look over my girl Fleischmann talking that shit and. Get my sides cut. She wants to. She wants to like rock with the sides on my I, I gotta fade it up. Now. You look great. I, I usually listen to her. So she does new nice work. Then you should give it a shot. All the guys that get their hair done by her. Have fantastic here the, the, the sides are little short usually get roasted for your hair being the same length as your beard back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. I told him I saw someone on social media call. You said you looked inbred because of that. Yeah. Which I don't even know what the correlation between that one. But I get it like I get it. And now it's just not that case anymore. Now we're Rockin now. You're handsome fuck. That's right. Blattman just gassing. Jared up. Hasn't been fucking Zimbabwe Dubai's, and Bob way coming back, not soon. Enough ever him. It's my one man hype team. That's right fired. If you put out a hair gel, I would buy it, what about hair gel. Would you put out a hair out? He would buy he's crocs or by your hair. I think you have good hair. Now, the problem is you have to understand, crocs is a fucking idiot this, Joel. This is saying, if you came up with my own, it also like crocs even saying like a hair hair gel, like it's nineteen Ninety-seven and you're like agreed going out of here. Joe, I did the hair gel thing in middle school. Which is yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We all did LA looks in middle school remember Sunan. Oh, yeah. All those tips, baby. I never do the frost tips. But I knew planning guys, did I didn't do Feroce tips, but I did bleach my hair and then it looks like frosted tips, by the time that you have Ephron look like you see, Ronnie PMT with the blonde. Yeah. Like platinum hair out because and Babe Ruth thousand the pirates. So we all like bleach our hair for the summer. And then by the time school started in September. It looked like we had frost because it just grew out. Yeah. Yeah. I wish I could pull it look like when Rudy did it like really. Actually locked it. Yeah, it was like he knew that he was gonna came up with that bet did I know. Hoping to lose. He said Trojan horse Grenell thing, I know what's going on here. Yeah. Speaking of Grenell Portnoy, I was making fun of on the other day. I wanna see where you stand. So during the galley and during a lot of times the guys crew was name tag. Anti-gang crew. They put the name tag on says, Hello, my name is, and you're right. Some sexual innuendo or some joke and you kind of use it as like a party prop and like an icebreaker and Dave aided it aided. And because Grenell said, hi, my name is and it said I eat asked on the first date. Okay. And he didn't like that. And so this is this is like the bubbly gang and, and Gaz was the one who, like three hundred the Boston put the picture out there, but day went off about the idea of bringing props to the bar, which I understand, has a forty. What's Dave's almost fifty now? I get that as I understand at that age put your bring props to the bars, whatever. But, like I don't think of it like a prop I think, is like you bring like a fuck in tech of car thing. Yeah. Like a name tag is like that name tag was not great. That's the problem. Is that what he wrote on? There is lame. But I don't any name tag is not great at a bar, and maybe that's because I'm thirty but I just seen it works. So it's like if it works who care. I couldn't imagine that, we're using a proper. Far. I am the prop. Here like the amount of if the goal is just like. You know, draw attention and get people to like talk like the Nien-tai works, every time the problem that Grenell walked right into is doing anything that Gaz tells you to do anything like the fact that he thought that, that would end well in any form or fashion when Gaza's it's like when he comes up to me, and he'll have journals hand broken in the picture, though. I dunno air cast on or something his hand actually, broken never time Gaz hands, you something, I don't care what it is and says, put this on or whatever. And let me take a picture. You say no immediate. I can't believe he's little finger man. He's the least trustworthy person in the world. But if you know if you know that it's like it's, it's a blast like hanging out gas is great as long as you keep at arms ever, do anything he says. But the people who are still get gassed, it's crazy. I think I've, we've all figured him out. That's the sort of thing is not some of us have some. But like even the people that have figured him out. Still fall for the bait. Yeah. You just can't fall for the bait it cannot and like the way he, he jumps on Twitter eastern on the pot with. The blues guys on the Nogi and all that. And a pri-. And a. And I did like why piece reply sound like did you send this tweet from the bar? If a galley spraying beer on the other thirty six year olds. It was funny. And then gazes response guys has like easily one trick pony. When you do a little back and forth. You can't hang right? But any sort of like listening to him is just, you know what's going to end up benefiting him. I feel like we don't ever guys never tries to Gaz me. I feel like gas trials to Gaz people that he can. Yes. Like, if I'm like beefing with someone he'll try to gather them. Yeah. Because he knows once you hit that point with him where he realizes that you have some sort of Trump card, then he's going to stir it up around you as much as possible right now. Gather usually gases me up. He said last night, this, that the city is. It's nausea nauseous. It's Tom Brady and the rockets town. And everyone else is just a guest. Yeah. I mean like it's like it's like gang wars, but we're not hostile with each out a ceasefire conical. Ways. My tariff southeast has tariff, and then like David sounds everywhere else between gas has blocked me from being able to see anything on his social media. That's what really to like, or he has his certain like friends, it can see certain things whatever, like I like he's straight up. Text me, one day, Andrew said you've been blocked. It was like, all right. I just because I guess, I guess I did something he didn't like an I repeated something I shouldn't have as big bit internet gas blocks people out. He he blocks me from, like seeing his stories. I like that move now you can't block. It's not blocking. It's just you're not in the club. He kicked her out of the club. Yeah. I mean you can him so devastated. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Make a burner is is a public account. I would imagine fucking Gad's. No, I don't think he is, is he is definitely public. But I think he makes he makes stories where you only certain holidays. So, like, like hot girls will make their Instagram's private because they like guys will just look at their Instagram and not fall. And if you want the followers, you go private shit works. If you were hawk girls now works period, it does work. But, like people will, I know it works for girls forgot I've done it. It works. You get like a thousand dollars a day, what? Yeah. But then they unfold, they'll like they'll go in just to see what's going on. It's like going to a bar. It's like, oh, there's no one. That's the reason. The pizza reviews like when they went win the main account, everything went private, and Dave went private like he soared over a million followers, because people are going to find his content and couldn't do it. I don't think they actually disappear as much as I think, getting the follow on Instagram you follow a million things. They don't really care about like an Instagram. Follow is kind of a little more like Lasi like blase with it like whatever. And then they'd just end up staying the problem is you can't do swipe ups. And if you go if you go private on private. But on private like Instagram. Basically, nose, your gaming the system shadow manual you can do swipe up. She just can't see what the. Numbers are I disciple so. Oh, yeah. But it was like, ten thousand persuasive ups thousand or a blue check got. Yeah. I something about not being able to link to something. No. You can't the problem is, is like if you if I if I do a swipe up to somebody, and they wanna like send it to their friend, and their friend doesn't follow me. Then they can't see the swipe up, but I still do stripes, everything you just can't see the numbers on it like you. When I was public. You could see all that up to make fun of hubs because Hobbes's private to game the system and I was like hubs knowing gives a fuck about, but it does work. But I. Year girl. No, I'm backing Kevin REO saying just individuals doesn't matter what species, he is it probably somewhere in between because I do think it works. But you might be right that people aren't clamoring. No follow. No, no, no, no, no. There actually probably like thank God. Like I was gonna go check this out. And now it's like versus Twitter shut. It was like a Twitter follow. I actually I'm the exception because, like I followed people if you bought case your radio premium and shit like I follow anybody who supports the podcast. But if people who actually care to follow I'm tight with a Twitter, follow because it's like funny it'd be interesting. And is you're gonna follow. It was like, yeah. Or if you've ever posted anything interesting, like one time, or whatever that was a big day when you follow me on this Graham. Yeah. When we started the show, I swore that I would never file grudge match, but I was like, I, we're going to be a co host, do you follow me? I follow you think you. Hope. So I mean I, I don't know to follow me insulin. Jared phone. He's let me he paid me. You're the only one pay me. Oh my God. How can you guys play every day? It's been a while since I was told not to why don't you play right now? He's gone. We got about sixty seconds left charity playing why don't you play a best of three right now? Let's go. You bitch go that you don't have that much time. Let's go rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Jared tosses paper fuck out here swept. Wow. That was I was getting. I was going to play by play. And before I could even speak a word. It was a to sweep. That was and probably that was what a scissor over paper and Iraq over scissor peasy lemon squeezy just fucking dispensed of you peasant. How much how much y'all twenty bucks? No, nothing. We to pay for that. It's only best why he won't pay me or play me. So you lose seven Scott, you can't afford to lose short-term you learn in the long run you lose when the money's on the line. When did you ever win rocket every time he walks by, and we'd do it through the window these matters? Now he's like anything anytime that I've read doing ballet out there. She looks like she's ready to go. Chicks in the office are up. Next last time we've all been together on a product. It's been a minute. It's been a minute, and we're all here together and I just sent out a tweet.

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