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All right. All right. All right. Let's do it. Gene. Other mom his. Go ahead, Jean I'm pleased to announce my Denver shows are sold. So we've added a late show Saturday as just went. I went on sale today. So get those tickets now right now right now right now right now because they will move fast go to Christina t online for those ticket links and. I'm just so excited. Got denver. You're doing the like what is it a midnight show? I'm doing a midnight show on Saturday. Comedy works downtown that comedy downtown club, which is such a wonderful venue. And I'm just so excited. I can't wait to see all you guys there and the writer die tour keeps on rolling February twenty third I go to west alone springs. Oklahoma Cherokee casino, February twenty eighth through March. Second Madison, Wisconsin come on your comedy club on St. April four through six Minneapolis. It's many sodas at the acme comedy club may tenth eleventh Tempe. Arizona Tempe improv may thirty first through June. First I'm here right here right here in sperm Bank, California at pairs comedy club, and then June twenty three twenty second Washington com at the dick come improper all-ticket links at Christina P online. I will see you there jeans jeans. This OBI one. Yeah. We haven't heard from him in a minute. Let's see I'm in Long Beach terrace theater. Seven there's one hundred tickets left. So it might be singles the next day Chuma incenting as same deal and then the next day Reno February ninth same, so there's scattered tickets. And then the following week. I am in Montclair. New Jersey's at sold out, Pittsburgh on Valentine's Day, the early show sold out late show has tickets remaining same deal with the the next day the fifteenth in Cincinnati. Sold out the early show late show has a few tickets left. Cleveland the next day same deal and Washington DC the next day at the Warner theatre same deal early show sold out last show has about one hundred six here's what we just added. Actually added it last week and didn't forgot to mention it. We added a late show. Yes. A late show in Medved the Boston area via theater. April twenty eighth. Get those tickets. The late show has been added. It is Tom Scott com slash tour. There's also a bunch of other shows I feel like people don't even people keep hitting me up asking me about like, why don't you come to like Richmond Virginia or Kansas City? Indianapolis, those are all on sale there just in may and June. So go to Thompson dot com slash tore. And then what tour tour, tore tore tore. Yeah. You could pull that volume backup. Thanks, brother element school. Yeah. That guy. Who the fuck talks like that? On tour shit know, if I have that here in Torbas tore. So this episode of your mom's house is brought to you by SATA, gene. And I have been sleeping for got. It feels like near a decade now heels like on a Sada mattress of some kind. We had the luxury firm Siva mattress for years, and do you know, I'm sorry interrupted. 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I'm a little jealous that guy can the guy with the dead raccoon can go into a McDonnell the weekend. It's only one don't get me star. Oh my God. I almost forgot Morton steakhouse the best steak anywhere. What I was going to say was so McDonald dry aged beef. All they got at all. I mean, it's your favorite one though. I believe what is the. Yeah. The boy to go. We're going to discuss the difference. Yeah. What what's the difference? Well, let's get into that later. But I wanted to talk about by the way, there's over eighty locations abortions up. Yeah. Yeah. So they I'm going to go to the one in Denver. I think as you should. Yeah. Sounds like rate pre show or post show meal. That's an e part about Morton's being be mean. Everybody there. Right. But I'm saying the Morten sponsors. We're we are promised discounted meals at any location across the United States true. But I mean, come on perk. Maybe want absorb brag about this nester. So anyways. Yeah. The McDonald's thing is. It's a bummer, right? We've had to return I returned a couple of handbags. I got my deposit back on the car. Yeah. I also cancelled an order on jewelry. Yeah. And that for you or for me. No for me. What were you gonna get? It was that chain with the medallion. Yeah. Probably number one. Yeah. Well, the good thing about jewelry is that the resale values pretty high. Well, I realized but you know, I also through therapy. Actually, I've discussed that and learned that, you know, sometimes it's okay to just want something and I can afford it and get. Could afford it. I should say. Yeah. Just get it. Just treat yourself. Yeah. Well, less than learn though. Three yourself. Too much. Listen two million dollars. I don't have two million dollars. But I gave it back. But you know, what? Life's still good. It's not like there's no other source of income. You know, sure, we obviously great sponsors that we love on the show. We've been toying touring touring tour touring. Yeah. This past weekend was fucking crazy. I know I mean, I cannot tell you what that was like it was like shooting a special every night. I saw your pictures on Instagram Manas. I gotta tell you like thank you to everybody that came out in. Oklahoma City San Antonio. Were they Houston Dallas, right Poston? And and the full charge kicked off every show it, so I just I just wanted to say, thank you. It was it was really, right? And I saw you you want with a tour bus tour bus this time. And I I notice that Burt was kind of showing off about his tour. Well, I wouldn't call his boss. I know many van yes. Like RV kind of thing. It's really sad to like he his bus shar has a one bathroom really one one. Well, how many did yours have to? I'm not gonna he with the peasants in the front. So I have my own. I have my own separate shower. You know, I have a day. I have my own chocolate found set up in the back, satellite WI fi surround sound like it's a whole different thing. And then like he. Painted his name on his it's so can you think I think this might worse idea? Right. The fundamental difference and personalities between I love bird, first of all he's like a brother to me. Right. But I think that fundamental difference. But if I could sum it up between you and Burt is that Bert will wrap his tour bus in a photograph of him shirtless and years is like a fly rather die, right? Like, I honestly I'm kind of side with you on this thing. Like, I can't think of a worst thing to do. He even realized it within a week. This was a bad idea when like scores of people at like what you're trying to sleep at night. And there's a vehicle and then they're like, hey, wait a minute. There's a guy's name and face all over that thing. Yeah. Can we come in? Sure. Yeah. No. He's crazy anyways. If you want to make them feel bad host. That we know that your bus is fake. We saw an RV and not a bus Tom's the tour bus champ. Clearly, you're you're bus- looks broke. You know, just like, I mean, if you want I don't know you don't anyway tell you how to act. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, maybe just I know just show his helping me ask you because I was very curious about your bus life. How did you manage number twos? On the by. Oh, there's a strict pretty much rule. I mean, I talked to actually Brian Regan about this. He owns bad ass tour bus. He's also been toying like this for fifteen years, and because the rule the general rule on buses is no Browning. Right. Just you can yellow yellow all you want. But you don't Brown unless we're talking a real level fucking ten emergence right now. Why is that though because what happens is? The way that the technology like obviously a toilet. So you're like why can't I Brown there? Well, the way that these are set up is that like the Brown smells will get into like the Vance. Smell shit. It'll be until they. Yeah. So it's probably in a tank that. Right. It isn't it? Cooking. And if it's and if you go one it's like, it's it's not gonna be good little known road. Rules fach to we did not we weren't allowed to Brown on the Winnie. So you have this thing where you go straight up told anybody on the bus. I'm like don't shit on here. Also, don't feel embarrassed to say you have to shoot. And then then the drivers are totally like drivers know and there, and I go I have a no Brown policy, and they're like most people and. Great talk to have with. Oh, yeah. Shit. He's like I'll stop whenever you want. So when I told him I don't want to shit. He goes it would be best. He's like I've done a lot of the I've done while it's Ron rockers. But I imagine like drunk rockstar shit. And that's probably why they know how bad is barf every way. But I asked Regan I go, dude, you have you own this epoch tour bus, can you? I mean, isn't that kind of suck with the shitting rule? He was like, well, I got like the new shit. I got. So apparently, the if you get a tour bus built now. Okay. You make it state of the art. There is technology now where he's like there's like coffee grinds and a whole system where you don't have to worry about it anymore. I say so. Yeah. But yeah, I see like when you build when you cost them your new thing, you can get that other left. I'll be really great. If you could build a plumbing system when you flush it, just shoots the poo out of the exhaust pipe. Yeah. Goes I think there would be a some really upset motorists maybe, but you could do it when there's like a bicycle tour like, you know, those right ride their bike. Let all your diarrhea out of the back of the bus like fine. Those groups of bicyclists diary going down the way. It was a bus and bunch of shit came out of the back guys. Burt named Burt was his face birds face on that though. Cool. Speaking of Brown. He no last night. I was getting ready. We're winding down for evening, and then you disappeared into the bathroom. And I was like are you going to make Brown now? And you're like, no, no, I'm just gonna go read. And then of course, I I've put it together that you were Browning because I heard the sounds, and I I started smell the smells through the door. Oh, you didn't. And then it was so interesting because you came out and you're like, all right. Are we gonna make marital loves now? Like, and that's fine. I'm just saying it was interesting because there was no lag time. There was no refer refractory periods between your Browning. And then you're need to Jackie late. And usually like I would be like I'm gonna Brown them take cool off let the let let things settle and then go sexual, but not you you went straight into it. While the thing was that Brown interrupted my sexual. So I went upstairs, I'm ready for sex. Oh, and then it was like, hey, but we kind of need to make a pitch. And then I went back. That's I'm seriously blown away because I didn't realize both. Cool. And you know, it's so funny about you as your way, more affectionate, and I knew it. No. I knew it because I was like she's like we were watching Sesame Street with the kid and your pending my head, and I was like this guy wants not I know it because normally you're not that affectionate turns me on. I I wasn't. I wasn't. He. Guide to come now. So nasty laugh at the blue band. Don't you encourage that that is so nasty? That is so nasty. But. Yeah. The I notice you're nicer to me when you want you want to Jackie late. That's not true. I also feel like true, by the way. Good job last night. Now. Good job, you are so gross. So we're nice last night. That was the whole time. And you didn't ask me to congratulate you about not farting the whole time that was cool too. Big a deal. It is it also you brush your teeth, which I know is an use mouthwash. Yeah. School to tell me a guy out there that would do that before they stick with most girls most girls. Yeah. Is that really you wouldn't do that for just road? Beef beef gets a rubber and no lube. And you don't brush your teeth now. Now, I'm like, no, you're getting lucky. Yeah. To the. They're they're just. Yeah. Like he'd have you gutter dog, but came in Christ's. I mean, they sluts by the rub rub shirts. Yeah. Those dirtiest girl. Yeah. They're great. Don't get me wrong. I love them. Okay. Don't put it out there. Like, you're hooking up. I'm not hooking up. I'm not hooking up. I'm a leading dirty dirty girls. All right. So. God married guys ten years kind of so. Yoursel people. So just before before it went down which went down before the McDonald's took their money back. Yeah. The one of our great the greatest prank caller ever far as I'm concerned fart Simpson. Hands down DJ skull vomit. In a prank call that. He had done to McDonald because he had heard that the news is our sponsor before. And then he sent this. And then like I felt bad last week. So I didn't play it. But now I'm like now it's in the past right anyways. It's pretty fun. I'm over it now too. And it's time to make fun of them. Yeah. You wanna hear the call? Sure, he called up a burger place. And then it's me as the caller. Okay. Here we go. Hey, I know sounds crazy. How do you feel about working with McDonald's? Yeah. All that. I want to get like free. Mcdonald's all the time. Tried out many many French fries. French fries. Yeah. She's burgers. I like market. What do you mean? The market like. Yeah. It's so good. It's delicious. I won't. I wanna mcflurry fuck. Yeah. Yeah. What's your name burnt Chrysler do now I feel like it's going to be a regular part of my diet diet you want. Trying to get on a diet. Yeah. Where are you calling from will you will you call it? Mcdonald's you come from McDonald's. Red truck you do we answer is. Yeah. What McDonald's how little bucket and stay would you like to? Burgers, chicken nuggets. Many many French fries. Love. Just start laughing she likely she did she what's her name? She almost got in there. But then and then she was like 'cause you just kept laughing, and she was over you know, that somebody else. No, she handed the phone or. This highway high mess move was so that was great. Like. I got a red truck. Okay. Great. Thank you part. Simpson hardcore fine fart Simpson dot band camp dot com. Got all his prank calls really fantastic are worded in that. Call. I'm sorry. Say that. So. So. I didn't say it, though, speaking MAC, Donald's, the Mak Daniels. Cardi B goes back Daniels. Mike Daniels on her Instagram this fucking guy. It's really crazy. He has a dead raccoon inside of McDonald's. But some people eat raccoons in parts of this country. Right. Yeah. I don't think that's a good excuse to bring a dead one. And maybe it on the table, and maybe just trapped one and get any adequate night. And this goes the guy commentating in Braga Coon in the mother fucking MC Donald's, right? He's the sensible. One dictating this is is the one who's actually shit. Fucking nemo. The fuck this nigga guy rabies like. This mother fucker Craig. The food that is right. Fucking stupid. The Schick this motherfucker put the raccoon on the table. Yeah. Why isn't everybody reacting that way? Like, this guy's out of his mind. Okay. I finally see this lady here. Look at her head. She's pointing right. Wait, the lady hind look at her. She's going like this. Yeah. She's like he's telling them, you gotta get the fuck outta here with that. Yeah. Table. Leaving now. Fugger premium raccoon in McDonald's nigga crazy boy until you only is separate Cisco co only God suspected I would never in a million. I would let the guy narrating this open for me. I know it's hilarious pretty funny. But here's the thing. Here's the deal, man. I mean, there's a lot of homeless people in San Francisco. They're all funny. They're all hilarious. No. This guy was lucky enough to to catch his dinner. And maybe he stops eat that for some Nick nuggets. No, he's not going. How you know? He wasn't. That doesn't look very appetizing me before you go to work. Boo kit. Knit this motherfucker right here. What is seen in all somebody need to? On his bring. Fucking rag cool and put him on the tape. Some nasty nasty. So nasty. He's so right. It's gross. Was as we're on animal t mind, if I show you a clip that I found that I thought you might like, it's the the the dentist one. You have it in your brink banks blue ban has its the dentist one. Oh, okay. I'll loaded up. Thanks. Okay. I just figured since we're on the how did you? Just on Facebook social media Facebook. That is not what you did. Yeah. Realize where God I you know, me I'm always on the socials. I'm looking at stuff. I'm finding interesting things for the show. Here you go for this one's for you. Giving kathy. Plo? That's a nice cleaning this kid's braces. Braces are dirty in the rat is eating out food from the bracelet. So. Wash. Oh. Do you realize that if I were in the same room that kid out taking the thing in thrown it with everything I have all? Yeah. That would have grabbed it out of his hand. Be like, hey, what's out? Splatter against he wouldn't let a rat clean out your dirty braces. You know, I've never seen. You get. This grossed out by stuff, usually I'm the one true. And I'm so excited. I finally found your throat show. Happy made you I know. Got. Because I'm usually the one having to watch guys. Thing. I got some of that, you don't mind. Thanks. Don't worry. But see how happy it made you. Yeah. Image get it. Oh. Since we have this is actually this is big time. This oh, no. This is a big deal because we lost our sponsorship money, we have some new merchandise. Oh, right. That is in the store, and this is like pretty exciting stuff. So what we have first of all is that whenever I have overstock of like specially tour may tore poster from weekend, this one got people flip for Paul grenades designed it. He's my man awesome. Poster designer this is the one that's from Oklahoma City San Antonio, Houston. Dallas. They always go quickly. So just go to the store. See if you can get one. They're all signed. It says let's get physical making comedy. And it has me with a knife in a cowboy it's it's really awesome. That'd be my first choice for a tour post as they are very popular. So try to get one of those. Then really exciting. This was a design that was sent to us actually like a couple years ago, and we actu- I actually have this mouse pad at home. That's right. And then we decided to have the made because people would ask me about the an addition to that we have custom try it out guy stickers from the try it out guy. And these are basically you get them together. So you get the try it out guy. You get the mouse pad. Great drying of the try it out guy. Oh my God. L funny. If you if you have a chance blue, and I don't know if you can find out who. Designed both of those tried out. But I'd love to give them a shout. And then finally for the people tits on the tryout this. Oh my God. It's it's become such a phenomenon here. The last couple weeks we decided to do an official cool guy clubs cool guy clo. Fischel member guy club. -cluded? So my. Put up on the foot up 'cause favorite part. The foot is the signal. Of course, you're putting up plug it. So it's it's our own little wink, and to everybody who's in the cool guy club, and you can let people know that you're all your card carrying member fischel member of the cool guy club. So thank you very much. Those three items are heading added to the store merch method dot com slash Tom to grow. And he's so nasty is pretty nasty. Cool guy cool guy club that says that trash Potter's voice. I don't know. I don't think. So. Okay. It's just to cool guy, by the way, this is just to tell you. How amazing our fans are. We really do. Have you guys are the best the funniest unprompted? Just them hearing about what went down with McDonald's. No, our fans went to McDonald's Instagram page and just bum bartered. I if you open any the recent post McDonald's, it's just your mom. It's a lie. And I I was pointed to it by somebody. And I was like, oh, we didn't make we didn't ask people to know. Didn't just did it on their own. That's the best. They're the best. Their comments like this under like, a regular McDonald's poses. So here's the deal. Man. You fired. Why it makes for Terry's review of a Butler and Jack leave because other dudes are in the cool guy club. Guess who's not you McDonald's? Says good morning. Julia. I wanted to build all these McDonald's for you. Julia that's type of guy you're getting can you believe only four strokes come over? And try it out says Rhett McDonald's, which was the best thing your company since moose soup. Maybe do some research next time. Wow. Wow. Good point. I mean, if I feel like we were told they did their due diligence. And then they got upset about what we normally do. So whatever they put a post where they wrote something about adventure. And this person adventure. You didn't want to try it out with Terry jeans up. All you had to do was take ten and twelve Benadryl. Tried out goodbye Hitler's. I mean, this is like all their. Yeah. Anyways. Thanks very much for that. Yeah. And other thing that's happened in the am Instagram world is you guys have pretty on top of garth's Instagram for a while. Now like every time Garth post, something he all the comment. It's it got to the point of your mom's house. I was looking at guards every post and within seconds. It was just yet hurt with YM h there were no more genuine Garth van. Yeah. Well, his his team has starting has started auto banning things the moderators there have. Taken like they look for hot words. Now, you know, they found words like I think piss on me me learner, but they're still words you can get in there. I'm sure there are some that they have caught on to yet. I don't think they know that Garth could be in the cool guy club. I don't know that maybe there are no about hardcore fun yet. No, not at all. I mean, that's that's definitely I really liked that carrying a newer thing. That's an it's newer thing for sure. So the by the way, his new album is titled fun. Oh, so he asked for listeners or fans to send in suggested hashtags. Y'all better hashtags me. So y'all suggests them, and it was nothing, but your mom's house. I suggested the big ass fun album. That's about that was fun. So I really lack fine really lack fun began stadium tour is gone Duckie to hoffy. But now, he should definitely go for fun. Can you play the clip that she says we have it that would be show? Hardcore fun. Be. So you know, what are worded? I word it. I don't know if that's in Hugh. Are you? How are you today? You having hardcore fawn are you having a hardcore fund? Oh, that'd be in last week's thing. You'll having found it. Oh, thank you. You did have it. Yeah. What is it? You are completely retarded. That is really. That's really something. But she doesn't pronounce the word that correctly. She doesn't pronounce it correctly or Schuessel's. She's SOS it you. Are you are completely? Yeah. What did she say you or you are completely let I don't know. What's the next thing? Completely retarded little vocal fry on the end to your are. Okay. I got it. Now, I got it. No, thanks, complete Keever tardy. Yeah. That's good. Hot fun. This is a teacher English to life is. So you try to learn English Cup talking to her. Yeah. 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It was like like the rich the rich guy, and he's got like the hot twenty something year old model. From Siberia, she's literally from Siberia, and and they just like they went for a walk and they were having like a champagne boozy lunch. And and he in he's he's trying to her and get laid. And you know, she's like, what might contribute don't have sunshine. And he's like why can't believe that? Because you're all the sunlight I need like that kinda shit. And at one point she's like in nine I don't have a good memory at don't remember things. And he's like, well, hope you remember our first kiss. I know so RAD 'cause I'm a smoke show. Look. And here's the deal, man. Is that I totally was like judging her I'm like, whatever she's hob. She's like this box arrived because what you want in that situation. I'm serious. What way what? Yes, I guess because he just wants to get smash you what you don't want a fucking professor, right? That's true. Somebody who's like this, shiny. That's and that's exactly how she was talking. Like, he would bring up a point. And then she would over talk about it. Like, he's like. Yeah. Friend of mine got fired the other day because he didn't observe the brand or something. Like, I saw it to the grid. So riot to do at the bus tags. You like she's just so anyway, I'm judging her I'm judging her, and then he's like the guy goes at one point like, you know, you're perfect. Right. And I now and then he's like what are your tattoos of? And then she goes wetter. The first one is Socrates the unexamined life is not with living. And I was like oh my God. That's actually, really smart. And that's like thing I live by eventually Atta one is Aristotle. His like fucking Aristotle quote and house like got sheet. His perfect. It was like. Yeah. And smart. I'm the worst person in the world would say that's not perfect. But be smart. Well, it's kind of a bummer when like. If you take out a member, you take out a girl, and you're like, you know, easy manipulate excite. And then she stone. You know, she starts with all her words. Fuck she's got all these thoughts. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's kind of depressing. Well, you know, that's what he wanted. Because this girl was clearly like a Siberian model like she really was Kyun, and he just wanted to get it in there after lunch. I think because it was a hotel. And I think he wanted to be like scope score. Now. Yeah. I know next time if you don't mind maybe snap a couple of picks pay. Yeah. I saw NASA. We can examine it gosh. Take a look I can't even see you doing something like that. Honestly what like just like? Well, maybe like in ten years when you have your full mid life crisis and abandoned the kids in me what what? I mean right now, I gotta bang bus. This crazed is that all you guys are doing there for sure bang broS. Like, I just tell I have somebody go in the pick out Ghazi ones, you know, her whoever's on the web shirt that's like candidate get them a lineup. Yeah. On the bus. We do a little drive around the venue everybody rides the pony. Then we throw them out the door. Okay. I guess now that he's in prison. We can talk some smack. Did you hear these rumors about Cosby that he would do a similar thing? What's go? I had heard a rumor this is years ago. Okay. Roti that that cause would have somebody pick out hose to tell him. That's a rock show move. I've never heard that happened at comic. Oh, yeah. Especially at a Cosby show that like look Slupsk. Yeah. This isn't Cosby, but I. Somebody else. I don't know. I mean, people whatever Emily's and bring their grandmother to see I know for this shit. But that's why when I had heard this before. But yeah. So he would have girls suck his pain through offense. Did you hear what? Yeah. I swear to God. I promise you what he would find hose heard. I heard this. But from a reputable show business insider source on heard, wait a minute. I heard the fence story about another comic though that other person. Okay. Maybe not the cause. It doesn't sound like a Cosby what it does by the fence. Okay. Maybe it's the other person thinking too. Yeah. You can't see in vain like that Omar pootie Gordon through defense. Somebody got clean up. How all how much to do the caused it could've what how much to do it with them? Not now. Now, he's blind. Not now he's a convicted sex. Rizza like now is is don't work. Okay. Silly. That really wasn't the rule for me that I was looking for. But I'm not the rape part. Yeah. Ray parts kind of bad. Who would you rather do though Cosby or Weinstein good about the balls? Oh. Who would I rather do? Yeah. Consensually? You don't have to be drugged. Probably the cause between those two really. Yeah. Weinstein is so disgust he's. But so is 'cause now. Yeah. But less so I can see the the degrees of grows. Weinstein is her friend us and the cause is going to make me giggle. A few times. I don't know though, we not if you're awake. He might be. He might like you lifeless. You know, it's true. You might be annoyed that you're a chatty. Kind of how you are with your Siberian sluts. You would just put it in while you were sleeping. Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's his whole MO. He's he that's what he likes. Right. I guess it's really gross. I know it's such a bizarre proclivity like I don't there's leaping body. Yeah. I mean, that's like that's towing the line of serial killers. Yes. This is almost dead ball. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's imagine if he would have done some kill Bill his dark. Our like the Cosby like elect fuck won the sleep and people were like. Just did all his that would be grateful. That would be like his breakthrough of new our I feel like we have to open the comedy gates and allow are convicted comedy friends like you can do one more hour stand up, but you have to talk about the darkish shit. Just give it to us. You got you can't no more of you dinners. The new faces. Yeah. Move. I mean, he would straight just sit in a chair for like hours. After hours that I know she's to be to be completely honest. Like, I know he was funny when I was a kid, right? I don't think I could sit through any of those concert videos, like I would watch Eddie Murphy over and over but him just fucking sitting in a chair. I could walk. I can't take that. Oh, yeah. Bill. Cosby himself was like the first thing I ever saw. Yeah. And it was a here's the thing. I mean, I didn't have a developed comedy mind nine, but I was in tears watching that guy. I mean, I was a kid, but for someone to sit there until talk and just make you cry laughing like that. Yeah. But isn't that crazy that he can entertain nine year old? Yes, they his sensibility in his his real stuff was just so dark, so Dr the fucking murder. He's not a third of care. You know what I mean? Yeah. String go. Hey, are we by the way confirmed blue band for this? Dr Drew's show start next week. We're going to be recording. Our first episodes. Next Monday day. So and they'll come out the they'll come out on Friday. If everything goes right audio come out Thursday video come out Friday on our YouTube. It's very exciting can we plug? These the context of people. Yeah. You sure can. So Dr drew is going to be watching clips he's going to be answering emails and questions, and he's also going to be talking to comics. If you want to ask Dr drew a question, you can write an Email to Dr drew after dark at g mail dot com. That's d r DRA w after dark at g mail dot com. Or you can this is a setup number. Yeah. It'll go straight to voicemail, but if you know, you have a really urgent important question want Dr opinion on and I would also suggest if you're calling in and leaving a voicemail, please have your thoughts put together. Before you leave the voice mail. You may even want to write out a script of what you want to say. I know it's going to probably going to get a lot of jokey stuff. Which is. I mean this world we live in. But if you have a real question he'll answer that too. So if you wanna ask him something real you leave the sincere, it's not a joke. First name is Dr. No, you know, it's it's legit. Like, the guys, you know, and the guy really is this very smart thoughtful. Yeah, dude. So I mean, you know, hey can answer your question. So, you know. You get once come. Here you go leave a voice, but you'll throw it on the screen too. Right. The number. Yeah. Yes. So it's eight one eight two five three one six nine three. That's eight one eight two five three one six nine three. And also leave a callback number in case. For some reason. Dr drew would wanna note answer follow. Yeah. I'd say don't don't leave a callback number. We get that in the message. Okay. Okay. There you go. There you go mom, ignore Christina ignore. She's screw as usual. So red throw jokes here. Siberian second wife can. In gem. The conclude gag club. There was an awesome awesome suggestion. And that was from Pete Holmes. We we realize the kind of all tied together. And that was that. The previous week when we played Terry. The cool guy. He was putting his butt plug in. Yeah. And he was he he had his his what's it called his mistake is ruined orgasm. Right. Yeah. Everybody kinda just let it go. And then everyone just kind of everybody was like. Yeah. That happens. Right. But then Pete Holmes made a great point you have that clip of Pete Holmes. Listen to Pete Holmes here when you hear a real orgasm or a real laugh when you speed them up or slow them down. They sound like animals, and that's how you can tell he said home said that if you actually really slow it down you can here if you here like an animal sound, you can tell that it's real. And if it doesn't you can tell that it's fake. So one of the things that happened to me I've been thinking about ankle -tario lot. I wanted to know if you don't actually see it did he really have an orgasm Doke telling me, I'm getting to relive audio. Here's the normal. This listen to his normal now. Thanks. I don't really. Sucrose, dammit. Well, here's our U toying with me. That's what you know. Are you messing with me? I don't believe that he had a real ruined orgasm. I wanted to listen to Pete's suggestion and have a little test. So can talk to the boys. And I said can you slow this down to see this healer? You guys hired forensic audio. Exactly, we spend money and time on absolutely thousands of dollars. And what we wanted to know is does this sound like an animal. Oh, that's that's the home suggestion. Right. Let's see. It does sound like any get slowed down. Saying even more see if you really hear an aunt or close your eyes. It does sound like. He sounds like a grizzly bear. Yeah. That's that's Terry. Dude. Is that real? Yes, that's slow down the super slow down. Real. It's legit. So craig. That's really scary is right. Rules, really several. That's Cray, Terry. That's not my uncle to is even s Christina's uncle, Terry. And I think the verdict is that's a real. That's a real. Yeah. Yeah. He was really cranking. It let's see I think that I don't think he was playing with us. You know, I never thought. I mean that sounds like fucking. I know I didn't think he was joking though. I that guys all in doing. So he's all in. We actually have a really crazy revelation about how I know. Should we do it? Now. Yeah. Dude. I had no idea that we actually play read that after our, okay, okay? We actually played. Terry. Yeah. On this show. His name is well hero. His name is Peter. But we just call them, Terry. And I had no idea that we played him. Hundred episodes ago, fifty or something this was from episode. Four thirty nine. So that's about fifty episodes almost a year ago. Here's what stands out. Hey, Pete's been in the game for a minute. Yeah. He has been fucking things. This footage looks like it's got the fucking stuff game. I mean, it's gonna be trying out still the same guy. Same old, peach shirtless, happy and wanting to fuck stuff. Hi there. My name's Pete today. I'm going to be demonstrating toyed it, I guess and the thing about it is incorporates a power Jill. Life in your heart. The cordless. On his face. Look at the glee that is glee. That's something. I haven't felt since I was four you can't look at that. And look at the stash is this from the seventies old. No, I think my guess is that this is probably I know the internet was these enemies, but he looks like he's like a. Stash and the hair mid-nineties. That's crazy. He's still he's he'll fuck fuck and stuff on the internet and making videos videos. Hey, early fun. Did he make that he made that? I think he did there's a very good chance that he made that doesn't look like he bought it from a store. Do you think wait a minute? Now, this this is opening up a whole new thing. Do you think Terry made that fuck sleeve, then did he custom fucks lead? That's that. You can buy. Oh, okay. No. I mean, I'm on the road a lot. You can sure. So you and your friend can. Yeah. I mean, everybody that opens for me, we usually. Fuck on the tour bus full charge. And you do the double. We'll do it right before the show like just. Like just about put our Dicks in it. And we fuck it. Come on each other. And then cool thing we just come together. And. Have a great show. It's like how Madonna and the truth or dare documentary would do a group prayer before every show and full charged do group jerk. It's comedy, man. Yeah. Fun of the FOX leave and go on perform this. I don't thank you for not. I don't wanna watch this again. So thank you for not. Yes. If you guys want to visit Carey again, he's there really. That's pretty great. I bet it worked. Unfortunately, he didn't have an orgasm on that tape. Oh, he didn't know. Check this out. We got an Email, gene. Yeah. Mommy's. I can't believe the reaction Christine gave to the video of the of the, bro. Making some sweet review of bro toys for his fellow Broza, use toys, it was Brahma phobia at its worst. It's almost like she doesn't support the looking good, bro. Totally LGBT movement at all just here for the crown mold and Joe. You got really called out. I think he's right. I am broom phobic guy called you Roma phobic called you Joe Haden solved. This type of guy again. I'm Bropho bay homo Bromo out. What's going on with my too complicated? You look like wolf Blitzer with all this shit in your ears. I can't do it. I feel like the the ear buds is too loud. And then I'm always worried about them falling out. I'm too self conscious. They looked terrible on you. Really? You look like a total dad nerd kind of like it. No. You look really stupid. I gotta tell you. I do you. So I'm going to tell you. Yeah. It looks silly, Tom. It doesn't look cool at all. You look like you should be out in Afghanistan doing reporting. Yeah. It's a little intense for just watching a guide jerk. Video love it here. So intense. You're like Anderson Cooper there live from Kabul. I just wish that this one would fit like the other one, right? They don't why not I'm we're not professional knew we were so dumb, by the way, we were wearing these ROY. Wrong. And then the viewers wrote a send their like, maybe don't wear them. Like, you're stupid. Stupid fucking bitch. And they send us pictures of the correct way to wear these the correct way first of all works. It's worse for me. Personally. I don't like it. I like how the sound is. I like to hear that you're muffs. I mean, even though I look ridiculous. Let me see you looks intense. You look really weird is this one. Does it look the same? Let me see not one. Well that ear holes. Enormous is the headphone say, yeah. My wearing at the same. Yeah. It looks terrible on both sides. You look so nerdy. It's so nerdy, babe. Thanks. I'm standing outside of the capitol. Both sides have an agreed to terms there will be no funding as of right now for the wall. But we'll see after speaker and the president reconvene we're hoping that they'll be able to vote. Whether or not the government can reopen back to you. Thanks. Well, that's what you look like. Whereas I look like we the Braxton's juic- that we can oh. Trina tape mortar. That's keeping my door phones. Thank you. I'm keeping them Rayleigh. Nerdy. It's fun. I like it. I really like it. No checks are gonna be like that. You're not gonna get your Siberian model that way you said that you're getting a lot of cool fans out there. I don't understand why everyone was a fucking stupid eighty right? Thanks for bringing. Our people say nice thing. Yeah. I did. I did Melrose on was on the Joe Rogan show. And I got up on stage and a drunk woman in the front goes Christine you fucking bitch. And I was like that's a little intense eighty it doesn't women out there full of shit and. I. I wouldn't I'd leave out the fucking, you know, I felt that kind of made it harsh. I was like, whoa. A I'd forgotten for a second. Don't you agree? Like fucking bitch is too far. It's a lot. Yeah. Stupid bitch. Okay. Dumb bitch. It's the way this Christine stuff. I just remembered I was looking at our wedding album. Do you know when Tom and I got married the priest that married us in the Bahamas during them ceremony called me Christine. Yeah. I think legally that gives me an out. I think it means that like, you know, we're serious, but we're not married. You know? Terrible. Right. That is so rude names that even said, there's a lot of Wyoming listeners out there that love to be married to Christine about you're right. Yeah. Yeah. And you are welcome that take them. Good. What is happening to us? Well, enough that I just feel like, you know, it's pretty obvious women are stupi. Tom p opening. Well, here's the thing. Why don't we take a quick break? And we'll come back with. One of the all time most celebrated favorite guests. I mean, people just absolutely love Yoshi. Oh, yeah. We'll be back here wrong ocean. In just a moment. We'll be back to talking about Fultz and Dick's after this quick break. And we are back with one of the all-time hall of famers, the first ballot guest if you will he always has amazing stories, and we're so happy to welcome back. The great Lloc mix of useful. You stupid dumb. Fucking cock sucking motherfucker. Back. We've missed you your fence or so nice to me. They really are. They love you there in thanks for having me on the show, of course. And I have to say there's a trend in show business when someone becomes really famous and success speak closer into the mall, right fullback like this. Yeah. It was good better. Blew me. Is it good? Don't forget. He's like a shot by Asian guy. Oh, God is like. Right. Right. Right. Okay, now or I think so okay. There's a trend. You said in. What why no I notice over the years one someone becomes really famous. They will cut off all that less successful friends. You guys never did that. Oh, yeah. Appreciate it. Nobody. I know. I mean, I'm not gonna name names. But you and Russell Peterson really good to me. And of course, Norton tell but. Yeah. Of course, then a friend. We loved you for years. We had no reason to but thank you. Oh, we've always been. We've always been big fans. You know? I mean, we actually got together you were up in Sacramento when I was there not this latest time, but like a year and a half ago something. Yeah. And you came you did spots. Yeah. And you're very generous which shell and. Yeah, I really liked your fans, you always you always make me laughing been we haven't seen you in two years now along time put a close two years. Yeah. Yeah. Also last time you talked to us you were you were volant you get paid to allow medical testing to be done. You do those trials I still do them. And just understand if they're listening now for the first time when there's a new medication. They're like, oh, this will treat maybe Alzheimer's disease or pancreatic cancer cancer. They have to do a trial to see the effects of the drug on a live human being, right? Hey, those people to be essentially human Guinea, pigs right doing on animals. I jan. Asians. And you sign up for these. Yeah. Is this your primary income source? I just don't make enough money. I mean when I do show with Jim northern or tell and and Russell it's a really good month because they're so generous, but I don't do shows and quite often when I do my shows regular shows have the female on is covering their faces. So that's not best way to make money. But yeah, primary, but I do get really weird gates on the side, you know, like consulting stuff and adult business and things like that. Right. Because again for for the new listener you worked in the adult business as like it was it editor or. Yeah. And producing DVD's and PR and for a long time. Yeah. This month is actually I had twenty year, Mark impoving business and me, and my friend Brendan daily, so the movie to Showtime poke porn democ. It's it's been on it. And we were. Shocked because I thought maybe four thousand people watch it first week. He told me not to give the number, but the number was significant higher first week people been watching it on Showtime. Yeah. Porn you. Now. What's what is the premise of the? It's a funny documentary. It is no, I'm joking. There was HIV break in business twenty years ago. And there was a guy named Mark Wallace been accused of spreading HIV he supposedly on test results, and we found him, and but even I was kinda shot. It was very ambiguous made he li-. Well, that's that's part of the movie you'll find in a movie I worked on it. I'm still kind of like. Confused about whether or not he lied. Well, what happened was paperwork looks suspicious, but the medical facility that he was getting pissed and moved to another location. So the paperwork was a little. Messed up, and I don't think is necessarily. He might have not done that. It could have been honest mistake on the clinic. So, but so we still don't know whether he knowingly lied is that I mean, I think he's guilty affecting people. He was so difficult meeting with industry people because whenever there some HIV ks that do this back remapping who are infected and see who has sex with them one week a month. They go backwards and tests, everyone and see who's you know, and if they're negative obviously didn't infect anyone. Well, Mark Wallace. They wanna get tested. He was the last guy to be tested. He refused to do it for a long time. Finally, we did it. Yeah. But there's little bit. You know, it's twenty years. So even my you forget things, you know, like. So what does he do now out city? I mean, I was shocked when Brennan found him three or four years ago because honestly, if if that was my daughter, and she was trying to be positive because I will kill the guy, but he's still alive, and we find him in Vegas as he still like around the adult business though. I don't know why he does. I don't think. So. Yeah. Even like zero famous mill talent, Tom Brian, Matt. Matt sorry, Thom Brian Tom Byron, Tom what does he known for? I mean this guy. He. It's he's been tons of movies since he was eighteen and he's he was in the business thirty years. And you know, I think it's driving Uber. There's nothing wrong with it. But. If you don't take care of your personal finance? It's not like, I could judge them. I mean the bashing too. But. There are people who they're having a hard time making transition from performing the business Bologne time in like you guys have very successful comedians. But you know, there's other comedians, you know, over the years, you know, they're struggling or mental. Yeah. Yeah. There's a time limit on everything in every form of entertainment. You know, you need kind of an exit strategy. Sure. So that makes sense. I'm actually going to go from I'm planning from comedy into the adult business. Oh opposite as a performance, but I'm gonna get into that. Like that dad older. Dad porn is that a genre? Yet. It's very popular. Actually, dad stuff will like I'm saying like, I'm I'm probably going to stand up. I'm hoping another ten to twenty years. And then it'll be like why tend to you you could do it for forty more years common. But it's he's physically it breaks down to tour. So it's better to segue. There's a joke in Syria serious. I think I think about I'm thirty. I'm gonna be forty right? So if I do stand up for twenty years, I'll be sixty right? That's that's a perfect time to kinda like wind down the touring and be like, I'm gonna get into some hardcore scenes. I'll be fully gray by and I'll just be like, I'll I'll play older, you know, I'll be like. I got it. Go to the bathroom, and then like get like the nurse. That's interesting. Yeah. There was this really old Japanese guy. He he had one of his speech stays porn. He was having problem with it. And no one at the retail store in Japan with help him. So he actually traveled to that your company when he showed up this is like ten fifteen years his tape. Yeah. Having trouble with my tape. Yeah. Literally complaint. I'm gonna travel. So he just happened to show up and you're making porno. So he started watching and whoever's the male talent was having problem. So they asked the old guy. He must be sixty some years old. Do you want to try it? So he's been fucking ever since. Then why? Yeah. This is a dream. Tell me more inspiring stories like this awesome. You could do that. Or I was thinking we could franchise Morton's BA franchise owners. Good idea or whatever. Whenever you want laughter. Instead of going more traditional like we have the studio space. I start shooting like content here, and then put it up on my own site and people have to subscribe or buy directly from me. This is so funny to me I was in Vegas over the weekend for the foreign avian and worked. It was great extra coup kill that. She was great. I remember her host or something hosted, and I was really shocked because I haven't been at a washer and seven years. I was shot. How well does show ran and how disciplined on his work because you know, David Taylor, Jim. No, no. This is very funny, but they all day there to no, no, no, they hosted before. But the problem is this young Grosso show their tits. And I don't care. How funny aren't no one's gonna be laughing at your jokes? When gross. That's the problem. Tom shows. There's a lot. There's a lot of hot chick show on their tits issue. You're that kinda guy right? Everybody. It's the pussy tour and. When Esther was hosting these screws way, more professional and proper and the show, right? I wanna fuck with a girl. Yeah. That's something to do with that Iran. Very very, well and Cardi B was gray. I'll let's write it was fantastic and do perform a song or beginning. And at the end of the show, really. I completed the production of nice amazing. Oh, but the reason was telling you, you know, how they make these gag porn remake like vengeance. Chew. But they make porno virgin stuff. Right. I was telling the couple directors. This you make a parody porn about podcasting people doing porno. Okay. So when we walked in. I'm not joking when I want they rent. From you guys. Yeah. Here any of our show. It's fun. I'm in your mom's house, we go there. You know, people just shoot all over your mom. Oh, thank you for idea. I'm expecting top dollar. Space. Right. Yeah. Here's one hundred bucks. Come back in a couple of hours. Right. Thank you. Can I ask you have you ever have you ever dated a porn star or had sex with a porn s and pussy all the time? I got nothing. I don't know. I don't know about dating. I hang on with couple of them. And I'm little nervous. Because like what I'm going to do. I'm old, you know. But no, you're not you look about thirty. You are the perfect guy. The and Josh Potter should both. Who's Josh Potter one of our producers huge hilarious comic? And you guys are built to date these porn girls. I think. Yes. Because you're not going to be weirded out. Not judgmental judgmental. You're both like down for you're not needy high maintenance guys. I I don't think on jealous. I don't think dating to right we're, but there's certain performance like. It's not even I like their personality. Yeah. Okay. So matter. Yeah. And then you can eat their asses when they get one at mind. Yeah. And you're right. If you ate their asses. Yeah. I would imagine. So. I think. There's a difference between work and private stop. You know? I don't. But I don't assume I don't know. We'll see but the girl die like right now, Charlotte Stokely and Adriana chick. Really good personalities, you know, but you liked personality. Yeah. Yeah. They're pretty because it's a business beautiful girls. But some of them have like no fucking personalities, then you know, Palmer now, these are the girls you like, meaning, you know, them personally, or you're you're just into their work. I don't know them personally. But I could tell by their Instagram. I think Instagram's really you don't know them personally, I couldn't make them. But why like I'm known? So you're I think the one of the big issues with guys. Yeah. Dating a girl in this field is that I think you're you wouldn't get jealous right of the work. I won't get jealous. OB Lovie more like concern for them. In what way? Well, I'll be worried about certain people that they would work with you know, I know some of the reputations. By that certain people's reputations. What do you mean? I think. Better be careful. I think. Sometimes have some good, reputation and bad. Right. Yeah. And I think. I think some of them could read a girl and figure out some of the gross domestic so they might do stuff that this shooting because they won't complain. They could get away with it. There's other girls there's other girls as so powerful and strong. They won't tolerate. So you're saying that there are guys it would push boundaries without asking and kind of. Right. Also because you're kind of well informed, you'd be talking to your girlfriend in this situation. Be like you probably don't wanna work with this guy or that. I don't I don't I heard sicker is great. But some of these other guys or like, right? Yeah. Cigar. We'll be great. Yeah. He's a really strong performance. He's he's thoughtful of scenes over quickly. He can take a dump and then go right into the seeds. Definitely not going to hurt. By the way. I don't I don't wanna promise anything. But. Because you get a conversation in visit conversation over the weekend. It was very surprising convention for me. But I had several conversations. I think I have a pudding could chance eventually, I'm pretty sure I could get raucous afraid on the shore year. Oh, my still my heart. My favorite, really. It was come. Yes. Was really was really really shocked because what happened was I have very bad break-up. And I have to say see, you were dating somebody know from evil angel. Right. Sorry. I remember that. And I was a few years ago. Now, how many years ago it will be seven years next month and the Christina? And I take you said a two, but. Ojo Kasai, you're very compassionate person. And I think after we were recording. I think you were concerned how angry I was because it kind of each you a alive inside when you're angry all the time. And that's that's the issue. I have deal with. But I I was shocked because omit. Omit three or four new people working voyage. Oh, and they come up to me. You know, offering friendship and say nice things because people who got me five evil interest seven years ago. Oldest people gone last December to go file cut. And did that make you feel better knowing that those people are fired? Now, do you feel? Vengeance has been done. So I worked on this podcast the last day of August, this porn-star that ended up killing herself year and a half ago. It's on audible, and it's it's for audible listeners only right now right now, then it will be available to the general public in April. Okay by row famous Jon Ronson, and I feel vindicated because things have accused me it's clear if you listen to podcasts, I was indicate it's all li-. Are you mentioned in the podcast, and I've been mentioned and and then produce Lena wonderful job. What is the premise? I actually heard about. I saw this in the news at this was announced. The Jon Ronson is is the host producer executives of this podcast and storyteller. Yeah, he's done other big ones yet man who stare at goat which George Clooney starting. You wrote a book. Oh, Frank which Michael bender played in. Yes. But call psychopath fest. You read. That's favorite thing. So, but this this is the last days of August. Yeah. Is a podcast that he produced a multi episode podcast. Yeah. That explores why she killed her. So I this well known porn star huge star. Yeah. So what happens he he made us? This is technically season to season one it's called the butterfly effect. And it's a story about how why developmental porn on internet, porn hub and things like that. How it destroyed point industry and how much he had impact on people especially young people that are additive sexuality and things like that. So that was fascinating. I is it. Yeah. It was ranked like top five podcast twenty seventeen. I don't know much about the sexuality aspect of it. But I know that the business side the fact that the internet, and like free content began thing destroyed the revenue of something that people you just have to pay for sure so season one it's about how hightech destroyed industry season two with August. It's about how industry had impact on individuals right and twenty seventeen five adult performers died chew suiciything three overdose or three suicide she overdose. So he was it was a really rough. But the reason Jon Ronson. Picked August Hames because he wrote a book coal, so you've been publicly shamed. It's a I've heard of that he wrote that book. So it was combination of year before he covered a business and also public shaming. This is a perfect storm if shit he's a it's a terrible story. He was going to work on story about Alex Jones, but he shifted to August, James. So there were contacting people in one of the mentioned my name. He he and his producer contact me about a year ago. And then I talked to them, and I helped him with asking me certain things here, you know, on that expert, but I know that have been more because my experience a lot, and, but it was really hard on me and them and. I think they told me this. It's a very sad and dark story. But it's very interesting story were you friends with the girl now, I voted her because everybody told me, she's nice typical Canadian. But her husband is the guy who got me fired from evil angel. So I feel really awkward meeting. Yeah. Okay. This was all this part of the conversation was prompted by the fact that you mentioned Rocco. Oh, yeah. What about it? What you said that you had. Oh, this was a one a mini conversation had with people and the people who got me fired. See why don't what a okay slide game of thrones people that you hate. They get killed. But not in the way that you wanted to be. So I wish I wish they were get fire after podcast because I had something to do it. They got fined for unrelated to that podcast. Oh, okay. So I had I had. No, you know. So yeah, I'm happy. I guess they're out of there. But not the way I want it makes sense to you. Sure, you want it to be more hateful in directed to agree. I'm saying, so wait. So how do you know? Rocco? And are we gonna talk to him about H and tell him that? I if he remembers our conversation, we had backstage when Tom was shooting shooting some def Jam's Peter's, Anna he and I had a very heart to heart. It's make conversation his Hungarian wife still together. Good. And he told me some childhood stories, even we had quite a moment. Rocco? Bonded. I swear. Mazing is absolutely amazing person is wonderful. Yeah. He won once again, one male foreign performer of the year. He's back performing his I thought he retired. He went to ward and wasn't the whole he wasn't. He wasn't at the convention, but there's new people evil angel and everyone of them walk up to say. Hi, I'm so and so. Love hearing all the stories about you. And I, hey, Adam and Kevin the two people that got me fired. So that's what they know. How much I hate them. So that's how they introduced himself to me. I hate adamant Kevin. But I think the seem pussy. It's incredible. How they have changed the plays. Did you a lot of new stuff because they're really suffering because the piracy only way, you know, just like when I had a conversation with David till there's some guy in England stole his complete act and doing them. We're what really? Yeah. And I told him day. What are you going to do? And he's like, well, why am I supposed to do? You know, flying alone the punch phase. I think a tales attitude is only that could just keep writing new material. There's a guy torn with Dave's material. That's what I heard thank Gallagher and Gallagher to remember the brother pig Gallagher's act. He like licensed it or know. I know unlicensed is is the is the guy in England is must be like a opener level comic. Right. And he's just like, yeah. I think so. So I don't know if they were still doing backfire pretty bad it should. And I think evil angels that do a lot of new things, you know. So as long as you create something new, and you have a bitter interact with fans, and I think ironically, Instagram and things like that are helping a lot of these female talents with their fan base. Agree can harness it. They have more power now, maybe they can build websites right membership based and create their own content. That's the big thing. Right. Do do that. I think that's really helping the girls in the business almost shifting power from the studio and good and somebody's girls, you know, they have three or four million instrument followers. And I don't know how you make money. But I think the are because that's a lot of picture is, you know. So so that's one good things, you know, and. Wait. Yes. You mentioned when we sat down here that you're producing a show you mentioned a standup. Can you hold? How did you think though, we still don't have the answer? Why do you think that rocko would be willing? You're like, I think that might happen. Because when we asked the last time, I didn't have any sort of support from evil angel or they're saying, this is a good thing for you. They don't really know you. But because there's new people voyage. Oh, they're willing to promote the company nontraditional way. And and I could tell they listen to your podcast and other stuff, and and they're all about promoting the performers do brand. I got you. So next time when Rockland but be project from oh, I got you. It'll be easier coming from somebody in upper management. Now what happened with because you saw the Netflix documentary. I'm assuming right? Yeah. So it wasn't the whole thing that he was leaving the life. And that was how it ended. Right right back again. I think so because I think he's still have financial responsibilities family. You know, you have to work, and I think what? I think it's in in the documentary. I think or maybe something I read afterwards. His wife is not jealous. I don't like. No now seems totally got some yoga day. I'll see you. Yeah. Yeah. It's like if this is what make you happy and go do it. Don't just stay home and do nothing, you know, and right and hobby. Yeah. Cars, and I always say rock was like, Michael Jordan porn. Absolutely. And if he's even at the seventy percent level that's seventy percent. Michael, jordan. You know, would you say he's a very strong performer. Yeah. I didn't even realize I said that. And when when I heard you say, I I didn't know. Yeah. That's all you, man. Yeah. Introduced us to that lingo because that's how Rockall, you know. Female talents. He's like strong perform. Yeah. Absolutely rushing months. Really tough. I don't know what's up with that has an eastern European and Russian. Yeah. Not fun. No, no der der, really strong. They could take beatings there. DT? Add is what he's saying beatings, not little beatings. But. Oh, beatings. I believe it because we're bred for fucking. Yeah. And we're very hard hardened. Does. He still is still pretty hardcore in his movie making. I think so. Yeah. And he has another. So he has other he'll pick. He'll maybe do one seeing but he'll have Cup other Strom mill performers but the eastern Europe and Russia because it's a interesting geography, right? Like, they've been invaded fairly really strong genetic and these tall beautiful girls, and they're physically beautiful, but physically strong because it's not an easy place survive. That's right. Rough terrain. Yes, communism. That's right. Nazi German screwed it up those regions. Absolutely. Yeah. Not those people are not flimsy. Now. They are not Rocco seems from what I remember to always kind of always go for the. All right. Yeah. Leans into that. Yeah. Why is that that is just boring to him? So what Vaduz just boring to him? Yeah. Yeah. He's over. That's what John Silvia and said pussies bullshit, it's all by asshole a nice quote. That nature. Now. Sorry so back now because because you could bake with vaginal sex, but you can when you have a huge stake in your answer. You can't fake it. That's why like a. It's like a. Big part of it because ever since nineteen ninety seven with Viagra. There's a lot of guys cheat. You know, John, and I agree with him. I think just seeing naked grow should be enough to get your dick Harnett. And if it's not you shouldn't be in the business so rock was before ninety seven. It's all him. He doesn't have to cheat. Oh, I see. Yeah. He's never never soft. No now, it's interesting. You say the Jonah is kind of you can cheat. But then the, but you can't cheat as a woman the female talents. Pretend. I mean, there an attendance ri- right because it's not as a flexible of, gene. Oh, if you like those. Yeah. My favorite painful. Fuck. Yeah. The Jonah stretches. It's it's meant to accommodate of Hainer more sure around. Let's I I didn't know what hope everybody going listen to the last day last days of August because in season one, I think if you really want to know what's going on in. Yeah. If you want to know what's going to point street, you should because I think this you might agree porn is important because we don't have adequate sex education this country, unfortunately, and at school, they don't teach kids and that teen parents irresponsible, and they're scared to talk to their kids will guess what? When you do that kid's gonna talk to other ignoring kids or porn. Yeah. There. I think industry is host trying to change. And I think that suicide last you really shocked to industry, and EV nobody wants about that podcast because I think they're really afraid what's in it. And and people people get blamed for her death in that thing, you know, so. Let's comedy show. You're doing. Yes. Sounds really light hearted. So what is the? Yeah. You are booking a comedy show. There's a rehab place. Go sunny acres up in San Luis Obispo. Yup. And we had a one show and rehab for drugs and alcohol. Okay. But twenty two maybe quote, her of audience member registered sex offenders, low level, whatever that means. Yeah. What is the low level told me those you're exposing yourself to a minor may be lewd and lascivious watt. That's exactly what my friend. Joey said that was his thing you've seen. Helix expertise. I'll tell you why. Because we used to live in a really dicey neighborhood. And there's that what is it called not the amber alert, you cry maps, you look it up on Elliott PD crime maps, and it'll tell you what kind of crimes and pedophile sex offenders right neighborhood and lewd lascivious conduct. I think was the biggest one exposing oneself to a minor. That's a big to. Yeah. Just it was just a fun hobby. I had back in we live in the band neighborhoods. I know chew shoot out by couple of comedians doing it. Sure. What happened? What do you mean? Well. So. Some of the comedians. Some inconvenience think I'm kind of promoting sexual assault and things like that. Oh by by providing entertainment for low level sex offenders right in a rehab facility Lee. And this is like their last resort. So. I apologize to people who've running into place, but it's a huge land. And I forgot the guy. Same. He made tons of money, and he had this accused land incentives. This you know, this ruled like you have to be thousand feet away from school and church. Ever. Yeah. Yeah. And. So he has this facility, which is so being that that it's a way from the oldest air that you shouldn't be sure. And then he's providing these guys their last chance to turn their life around and sex offenders need to laugh too. Yes. Right. What's funny is I only one show with Rosie TRAN, and you know, it was a little uncomfortable because I still have a six cents a hit. Eighth grade eighth grade t-shirts eighth grade movie. So I had that I had that t shirt on and I did a show and the sex offenders wearing that shirt and that data show for them. And I had a lot of six jokes and. Very careful what they laugh because they're Warri the dish laugh rape jokes and things like that. Right. So so so. So so when Rosie went up, she they're really, well, and I had three or four female communities. I do cancel they wanna do it because they figured out that that's no I told him from day one. Okay. Sounds like a really good gig for a woman. Show up for that. Now. I've and I tell you I've done a lot in my day. I've been to have ghanistan I've done the Arabia. I don't know if I could I think it'd be a little timid glad they're trying to rehabilitate sales. But I'm not sure I'm their guy. So. Pudding pop. That's caused me all the way. Now, that's a prime cake friend Cosby for cheap. Butts got the. Them. So. I guess my thinking, and it's very mining minority thinking I've been going to Germany a lot dairy. What's in Germany, their their their way of dealing with six vendors or a pedophile are even if the assault someone day, rather, they get some help, and they wouldn't be charged and that they will try to help them and they do help them. But the way we have a system here is there's there's no even no chance of trying to get help because you'll be ostracize you might go to jail. So in a really weird logic. You're putting kits more endanger because you put enough incentive to punish them that dishing Guinea help my way of thinking, we're doing comedy show and have a show eventually hoping some community members showed him came in watch the show is that there should be facility for these guys to get help. Because it's better to them getting help not hurting children. Then hate him so much that and they will be. In that happily running the streets. Yeah, gutting now, it's not it's not a very popular thing to say. And I'm always in the minority and stuff like this. But I think in the long run I have faith in my way of thinking is probably better than not doing anything about it and thinking, you know, enough, you know, but believe me, I've heard from people rehabilitation work in Germany. It seems like it. I mean, I've read several because he not go there, obviously for like, porn and six culture and prostitution things. Like, right. Isn't that your favorite spot? Where did you say Frankfurt was your favorite one of the best place? Yeah. And. For prostitutes fan and positition and doing spur another good one. Is it? It's just like well regulated as well. It's legal. And is it like the Amsterdam where it's like in booths and stuff like that. Or I it's I forgot it's it's in the building. So it's not open in public in Belgium Netherlands. It's like one of those open door open window. So you see prostitute? But I much prefer inside that building. So there's a building that you know, to go to go in and you'll protect them better. I'm little concern. What? Netherlands, and Belgium places. Like that even to protect him very, well just opened in public with cameras and stuff. I don't. I'm just not sure about that. But so how do you like so you get when you get the Frankfort, you know, where to go at this point. And then is that building like every you go in and Klein after you have to go. Stairs to the second floor. And usually there between four to five floors and each floor had multiple doors with prostitutes in there. And then do you do you do you look at menu. Do you talk to like a Madam or something? No, there's no Madam in in Frank for their Madam in Athens. It's a different system. Well, how would you know, if you're in Germany which door to like, do you just randomly open a door. You you know, where Redline districts are. Right. But I'm saying. Because usually if the door's closed. That's usually means there's no one there or they're busy with the customer. And if there were open usually a girl sitting on the chair standing front it. Oh, so you're getting a show based like you can see her. Alright like she stands. So. And I think if you're going to do something like that it's important to talk to them how much it is hollow. It is and you Frankfurt. It's it's. I guess lowest twenty euros fifty. And you tell them do you tell them straight up like eight booty like you tell them straight up. Sure. If you want to do that that day talking about you your favorite. Yeah. Well, yeah, I guess L pussy to that. Right. But you're like daddy's hungry. I don't say daddy. But yeah. And do they ever say, oh, I have to use protection your protection? But so you use like a dental dam or something? Oh, what do you use? When I mean. Well, she's saying protection like when you're going down on. I don't put anything. Okay. And. Oh, so they don't make you use protection for oral stuff. I think my head like one or two girls offered that indicates. I never mind, but. He likes to go. Yes. I'm like that guy from Sacramento mountain climber say he doesn't use any rope. I'm talking about. Yes. Wearing robes is. So gay either you. Yeah. You don't want to have too much safety. That's right. Right. Each lived in. I can't imagine. I mean, if you're gonna do the old mouth down downtown. And be like, oh, there's a plastic hard the hair it is silly. But I did this medical study Dale was chick. My blood only reason I qualify because he's completely clean. It's unbelievable. So you're a medical marvel. About you. Have you've told me that you've been fucking prostitutes or whatever hooking doing things with them. I never get anything. That's what I'm saying. I'm breakable. You know, what I mean like, and then you're getting like, crazy, injections and pills, and you're taking all this shit superhuman like, so let's go ready to go. You know? What's funny? Rosie TRAN keep asking me if I hear anything my hair because it's it's dark. He's how old are you? I turned fifteen few months. So it's gotta be all the chemicals and stuff. I was losing hair. I'm not joking. I was losing hair three years ago. I don't know what what I took. It's all that posts you eat for sure it's gotta be the drug. Hooker pussy make your hair grow up on my my hair. Going back. It doesn't make any sense because now all my family mails all hair by late forties. You know, you look great. Coffee now your coffee mass. Another question about the prostitute thing. Do you do do you have vaginal intercourse with them? Yeah. I mean costs more and much more. It depends on the girl every negotiable. But when I was in Athens, I was kind of shop because. Discourages let me put in vagina without a condom. Yeah. Hooker did. Yeah. I think it's just crazy. It's like, okay. I'm not gonna complain a forty bucks, right? Yeah. No. It was twenty euros cheap in Athens. Cool. No. Where did you meet this area like where so that there's a ghetto section Athens, where hookers tenure that's like twelve thirteen dollars rice and rich areas like twenty euros. Right. I don't know how many times I went to the twenty euros like only Greeks only kicked me out because I'm not white Greek or something are you serious? I'm very serious. So you would go to the place, and they'd be like, you gotta yeah. Oh, they do this this finger thing. And then they told me leave that means Asian. Yeah. I think so oh my God. Sign is this is this is Asian thing. Yeah, I'm guessing. It doesn't bother me. You know? Very bothered by those types of jokes earth thing people who usually like me, comedy wise, they're why and drunk and slightly racist. My favorite my favorite cheese. Grace girls being like get outta here. Or is it like, no it's in Athens. What's funny? It's my friend was working. It's not funny, but my friend was working refugee camp and Athens. So I went there aids refugee, so I went to when else I went there. Jeez. I got you. So he was working with fishing camps. I went there, and I donate food and gifts Aqaba, the kids or whatever fine. And during the day, I was bored. Like, I wonder what's six industry like an Athens. I wasn't expecting any. It's putting interesting. There's so much every since ten years ago, the financial crisis, you know. Unemployment's very high stale. And so so like, I go to prostitution, it's very different. Like you. You see a girl you like the madams dare. Can I ask you this? How do you start like when you're an average like you start just asking around like they're not just go to like relate dishing Athens? And I and I wasn't expecting. And there was once prostitutes madams there. Yeah. So you go to this area you go in and there's a Madam. And she said, they always say, oh, no, you, I don't speak English. But they always say like, you know, fucking suck. Done a normal sex twenty euros, whatever. Okay. Then they'll bring the grow out. And then you say, yes, or no. And you you you don't wanna leave. But I was really really shocked by Athens, the quality of growth, just unbelievable. High quality is just amazing zero girls are now it's like Russian polish. Yeah. Wow. I know you're like a whore whisper and thank you. Yeah. No. I tell you how I know. Because I when I was in the UAE. This marine took us to a bar across from the hotel. And it was four wasn't into to. Do you buy you buy, and and he goes, yeah. These are all prostitutes. I'm like what because they were all like white polish or east eastern blockers. Like me, not like me, but me my tribe, and they all that's how they yeah. So that girl that you slept with. Or whatever how they're okay. I mean, you only have ten minutes you got to do bit. See that's how they turn its turnover. Just waiting tables or fucking lot. Yeah. Mask you question back to Frankfurt. So you're negotiating with a girl go in and you're like, I would like to go down on you. And then I want to have sex with you. And she goes, okay. So what would that cost? Let's say sometimes it's the same price thirty euro ordeal at more money, and if you want bear about blow job, then they'll say like fifty one hundred whatever and then and then and then you go, and I also want anal. How much more is anal is what I'm wondering. Once again, depending girl, but I think have ridge probably fifty more or something that seems fair to me, I would pay fifty more act door fifty euro wanna go on a trip together, man. Where do you want me to where should I go with you? Where should we go? You gotta do these terminate worse for people, you're Germany connoisseur. Now, what people got mad because I was pitching this travel idea and originally my travel show idea what starring South Africa. I'm travelling to all the way to Norway and only way it can move from one African country than other to fuck one prostate each time, and you move up old away. This is brilliant known Africa. And then the goal round middle ease you need to talk to my business manager this show. Yeah. Let's start the documentary. Love this Africa. I maybe one end and Africa. Dr. But so is the idea that you would spread everything throughout the whole journey your journey HIV. And then you're like, I'll give it to everybody. But I don't like these shows where the reporters say x y and z retina district, but I never I don't wanna fucking listen team. Dino. That they try be is rampant in Africa. Okay. Yes. And it's even higher in Botswana, which would be your next up. Yes, right after I'll wear a condom, but would you have sex with a knowingly HIV positive prostitute? If they're like wear a condom is thinking about it. Really? No. I mean, I'm eating if if it's one of those we're situation weird. Somebody say we'll give you a million dollars to have sex with somebody with HIV interest for the offer is just this. This girl is gorgeous. She's your type, but this little thing. She's got me baby. I mean, it wouldn't bother me if I'm getting blow job from her. Okay. But you wouldn't even think about it. It's very difficult for men to get a woman though, she's bleeding out of her body. And I know check for open sores or anything. Yeah. I mean. I know it sounds really weird thing to say. But I know a lot of people with HIV, and I have this conversation with him. It's amazing. Like a couple were both HIV positive and have a child, and she's she'll he is HIV negative. I don't understand it. But the mother nature having credit valley to protect children. And I know plenty of people I'm sorry. But I have news for you America man with HIV with a lot of money. They're standing sex with women, and they know they have HIV. So that doesn't mean that the sheen. He was throwing. Oh, yeah. So if you're careful you can have intimate meaningful relationship with somebody with HIV you can. But that's not something that I actively look for someone about this money offer. So you you do these medical tests for money young. If somebody were to offer you. Yeah. Ten thousand dollars okay to give a man a blow job. No, what about fifteen thousand. No. That's. Cash. That's one. That's ridiculous. Okay. But have higher self-esteem than how about forty grand. Now. Come on. I won't you do if it's a millions. I'm mealy millions. Let's beat the wait a minute. Let's think this through Yoshi because how much do you get pissed trick? Okay. Very sincere. How much do you get paid? Let's say to your medical testing like to put yourself. What's good one your body and jeopardy, and I mean, like, you're injecting yourself full of chemicals. Nobody knows the repercussions of inciting. Maybe I don't have that number. Right. But I think I think I got twelve fourteen grand for one month by couldn't leave a lot month. That's money. What what did you do? What did you have to do? They inject medication right into my stomach every other day can leave and and. And you know, what I hate is. It's a lot of scratch. I'm used to needles. It doesn't scare me. But what I hate is some fucking rookie getting like internship getting chance to practice and like, oh, no. 'cause don't like they don't put the needle in the right spot. So they have to pull it on like almost like reverse parking in in until they get right? You know? And like fuck, you know, ended. Experienced one. We'll get in the first time. Everything's cool. All right. Let's let's rephrase this, okay. Let's say for this proposal, the guys clean. He's not disease or anything. You have to blow him for five minutes. Fifty thousand dollars cash. I won't do that for that kind of money. Hold on. Okay. But you're not in the act if he comes you get another fifty grand cat. I don't wanna do it. So they have to be, you know, sometimes somebody's offering new job to you. And you don't care. So only way you might take you make some ridiculous like demand. Yeah. So I'm not I'm not I'm not into second digs, and I'm not against anyone doing it. Got you. All right. All right where you were on that. Would you ever be a prostitute? But for women there's no way they've been interested in me. It's not true hundred percent. That's not true. Would you don't think there's women that are attracted to handsome, Asian men? They want somebody way younger than you. Look thirty you could play apart crazy rich Asians being Asian puts you in. I suit glasses. And you could be like, I am a professor I can't take that stuff. Seriously. I couldn't know what's. Oh, so yes, blue ban. Our producers that he has a clip of you hear from the last days of August. I guess the podcast so found something. Yeah. So here's what I don't want to hear on the podcast here. It is. Hard to my voice in compensation for you know. Behind the saying. Okay. Thank you. We also wanted to do this. So here's our game. Okay. Okay. Definitely. We're really excited about this. So here's the thing. We know that you you. You're like the porn whisper you're out of seven years. But I don't know that knowledge never leave your mind. So here's what we did. We pulled on now the audio of certain strong performers and we wanted to see if whether you just listening to them for clip, if you could identify no way, really, hey, I thought that you might be able to do this. Percents confidence. Okay. Okay. Well, you're just listen, and we'll do the Amy multiple choice or something. No. Can you tell by this audio and I'm gonna play this clip for you? Okay. And we'll just let you guess. Okay. Ready? Here we go, here's clip one. Now, these people before twenty twelve no this person still after this person. But this person has been in the business probably. Now, whereas the female voices, right? Yeah. You don't know who that is. They're all current the current. I mean, like, they're not like brand new. To hear the audio again. Yeah. Well, okay, here we go. Digging for that. I see that see your mind work does that sound vaginal anal to you. Is she faking it? Good question. Can't fake. Amy's? Sounds familiar, but yeah. Take a wild. Guess who? Do you think that is? Out of the rival the yes, it is. No, you're joking. Are you know way, right, right? Making that up. I'm not making. What we have the picture right there with my God. When when I heard it, I take us through her face popped in my head for some reason. I haven't seen her in like two thousand twelve. That's how connected you that's a while guest. That's a wild. Perfect guest. Yoshi is one for one. Let's go to number two here that was really something. See if you can tell gift shooting, I'm making that up. I here's number two. You ready close is it is. Okay. I'm gonna guess vaginal on that one too. I think so too. I think about that can you play with pleasure. If you get this one, I don't know why. But she sounds really tiny girl. I like you're in the right place through it. This is like almost like. Going to give you. Anywhere. You very heard this person to that's the sad part. Sperry, quiet. Yeah. Porn, spilling be it is. Do you like to hear the audio one more time? Sure. Wow. This is really something. Oh my God. I heard this one he's really is digging through. Can you give me tip of what's the litter? The first name first letter. It's not really in the. I'll yes, I'll tell you start still letter k. Hey. He's really digging. I've never seen Yoshi this focused before I'm probably rumba Christina road. Not it. Carly grade. Oh, I think that's after my time. You're. Hey, look, you got your first one right out the gate, though. You're. You're wondering. If you could put a sure I've never seen her L. Really why? I don't acknowledge that name. Do you want to try the next one this one? Okay. Let's see if you know this one here. Ten years. I don't think. But but because you can hear the the bed squeaking you're thinking that maybe she weighs a bit more. I mean, when I say big means, she's taller stature, can you played it again. Sure sure why not. That sounds anal to me pretty good. I don't think I've ever heard. Should this be you? That I wouldn't. I mean, I don't think she's old relatively new relative. All I don't know anything. I don't really pay twenty twelve so. Wow. Well, what what's the first later starts? The letter j. And relatively new relatively new one lesson. It's out. Let's just take through that. It sounds like it's painful, right? At sounds a little anal. It sounds like aggressive. Start with Jay does. She have a secondary name like, you know, how I? Can we give him a little hint? Let by. I've got a clue from blue ban in Denault. This is from Kierra no, Jay. I can't even think any porn name j read now just to who who's on your mind. First name as I there on the name popped up his RENFE Jolie. But that that's not her her. Now, you knew that. It's it's Janice Griffith. Oh, yeah. That's another new girl in other new girl. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, because I those okay. But there's a chance you can finish fifty here. Because this last girl is not new. Okay. She's been in the business. That's what I'm being told. Okay here. So I'll give you the audio. Okay. And you can tell me if you can get this one. All right. I would love for you to go to into. Okay here. We go. That was beautiful. I'm complete with can you play against our sure she's very out. That's bad. Got flooded. Again, a oh my God. And she's been around. Yeah. I'll give you the last name initial to our. No. No guests. No there. It is. She was run my time Jessore rose. No, there's no excuse for that one. There's no excuse for you. We're deeply appointed. But luckily for you outta chew. I I think they're new let's play the same game with men on now. Oh. Here we go. Somebody that you should definitely know. Are you ready for it to listen? Yes. Here we go. Here we go. Oh. Oh. Turn my head. That was a great clip. Look, I think yo she knows digging through that wall. The away. Oh black. I would assume is white guy. Good. Yes. European. Negative. Oh, white. I mean. Oh. Yeah. You get. After the he does the. Oh, yeah. You can hear the American. You know, it sounds old guy. See big now. I doesn't he's not that old. All right. He's white American. But not all right. But you definitely would know who it is. He's not old. He's not old not super young either not super young. And look at that look at those. We're asking for a no quantum physics shoot. Stop it. Or something why go ahead and take a swing at it. Tell us who you think let them guess don't show him yet. Let them guess what? Just give us the. I thought I don't know why James Dean popped up. I don't think let's let's reveal who is it. Oh, no you making that on. Oh fancy. All right. So it didn't it didn't sound right to me because it kinda some sound like somebody really old like he was having a passionate moment. Sometimes your voice will change when that little taken back by that. But guess what you nailed it. Wow. I'm usually good about showing me, dick. And if what sound I don't know about you show. You a you'll know who it is you won't mean prior to twenty twelve. Yes, really? You just knew them like that. Yeah. I see them my ten hours a day. You know, so come on. Right. You're saying as an editor house is. Yeah. Give me like retarded hill right here this now. Really? Wow. I'm surprised. I don't know. Why? My bad. I just had to make that clear. Everybody. Okay. So. I am so amazed. He knew you try the next one. Yeah. Okay. Let's get this one. Oh. Is this six time male performer your men well for no, oh, no don't don't show. Oh, yeah. That's fine. Bill O. Did you know Bill valley's work? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, what he'd been in your guessing trove or no now, there's one more don't show. Let's see. Let's see if you can get the last one. Okay. Let's see here. Here. We go. Play that again, she's really. Why don't you like that that can work on it? Wait, really dramatic. I need help on this one. Is this person American or European man? Foof sounds like an American American. Yeah. Blue bans Potter says American. Why? Looks like. I really about. I'm not gonna get it. Right. And god. Yeah. Mother. Guess wild ghosts? Is this a really big guy? A little little I do kinda tiny. Who who's in your mind? I'm probably wrong. Tommy Tommy pistol. Oh Br Brian Ghazal. Well, I like Brian. We're going get first of all I haven't watched anything by him. Okay. So I don't know him. But. He's got don't care tattooed on his. Kind of like that cool. I'm so I thought. Job stopper surprise. He works because he. I don't know a lot about him. But he's really pushing it pushing it pushing house. Oh, I don't know what you're mean. There's no way I would have guessed him because I don't want you stop by what I what I've been hearing from people is they all. Goal him like wanna be Makor type of movies? Oh, he's he's really pushing the women. Yeah. Recive aggressive and like. There was always talking like, it's it might be little problematic food studio to carry his product. Because really he pushed to the point where you might get getting betakeren funds government and things like that. Wow. What real? I mean. That's the rumor and about this guy. Yeah. I might have seen some couple of things I didn't really care for his stuff. But okay. You don't have to. You don't have to humiliate the girl. Yeah. Have a nice seeing you know because that sounded very aggressive. I didn't like the sound of guys kind of having fun. Yeah. Like when I used to because you know, of course, I'm comic I, but when I'm when did tell me stuff like they grabbed a gross head put it down the toilet flush the toilet. And all the guys that's hot. Like, I don't like. I'm I'm talking to myself. Like, it's okay to like the girl you you don't have to do this shit. You know? Yeah. That's kinda my my problem with some of the pornography today to like, I don't really like the aggressive stuff if it doesn't feel consensual. It's not exciting. Yeah. Something you hear in the podcast last, August, sometimes girls. Got to be careful because I'm trying I'm trying to be fair with them. But if you will check depends on you having good time. We'll pretend you had a good time. Right. You know, you're going to pretend like everything's cool. Yeah. Yes. She can I ask you something. What did you have for breakfast today? Why curious I have I have what have you eaten today? I had orange banana yogurt and toast. Oh, pretty good breakfast bad. Yeah. Is this a trick question now about you? Do you watch television shows? Yes, I do what do you watch? I like. Just so true detective season three. How is it? Fantastic. It is and went back to the classic form season. One highly recommended. Okay. I'm gonna watch it. It's it's great com. You'll love the documentary on Ted Bundy, he tried watching it in bed the other night. And I've strictly no I watched a couple of episodes. You did I've I've watched a few episodes sleep. I love it because I used to live in Tacoma, Washington. And my my uncle people still think he did it bullshit. Good guy. And I used to live in Tacoma, Washington. My uncle used to be attorney there. So I have to go downtown and deliver documents to the court and sometime have to deliver divorce paper, which is not fun. But somebody told me his mother still lives into coma Washington. So these. Yeah. Early nineties maybe eighty nine so whenever I had to deliver stuff. I used to drive her neighborhood kinda see once walking out of the house. So cool fans creepy. It's like get out of there. They don't have. You know, what's what's they don't have on the documentary? I haven't finished it. But the they they have it from when that when that journalists interviewed him, and it was in eighty so it's like going into trial starter still appealing but in eighty nine right before they executed him when he's your lies. The peels were all yeah. He told them stories like in the in the in the documentary. He's doing this like what if Jay style thing. Like if I did it. He's speaking in hypothetical terms, they were able to convince him to talk about a finding as third person person. Yeah. But in eighty nine when he realized I'm about to be executed, right? He did the worst thing because you know, I understand why there's so many serial killers up in Pacific northwest because you almost runny out of the place to run your in a very corner of it. And and. There's tons of mobile there. And I think when he was fleeing from older murders in Utah, and Colorado and Washington state many. He went other extreme to Florida, but Florida it's big on capital punishment. So he met a mistake, and what's crazy because he has a legal training. Yeah. He's smart. He had option to just accept life sentence. He would have been you know, he I think he was the the really super narcissist and get out of it. So he really was like the ultimate narcissist. Yeah. You rather hung out with Ted Bundy or no she. Yoshi? Thanks. You are like psychopath buddies. Psycho. No, no, Tom Sheena before the show last year and a half people. Keep asking me who speaker social cycle you Tom. Foot sense fetter beat up. My stepmother, everybody think I'm cycle. Deserved it though. Yeah. She's a bitch. She had that coming though. Yeah. For what I understand. Yeah. But Thomson psychosocial bath. We'll see he hasn't heard anybody yet. But the the inclinations they're, you know, fern of getting big trouble for saying that we're retard during the show. No, I'm not. I am not do every sign. How do you sleep? Do you sleep at night? It's it's tough. It's tough to sleep. Yeah. I do. Wow. You up. I'm just trying to figure out what you're what you're today light. What's? What are you eating? Are you brushing your teeth twice a day? One of the I don't remember which podcast. I said, I need a place to stay, and my friend run, you know, my friend. Well, he's from now. But hey stave a couple of days ended up being like four years that ended last July so count surfing. You know? But it's really weird because. I am so much freedom because since I make money medical testing. I go overseas to shows in like Scandinavia London. I mean, I don't make a lot of money, but I travel a lot, and I don't really worry about Saint something horrible someone because I don't have to worry about people suing me because I have no money to sue. You know, really we're way a lot of my friends with a lot of money and homes and family. I guess I'm mean via them sometime because it's nice to have right family and Christmas. Hang on. What's your free? And there's a certain joy in in freedom to untethered to those thing. Yeah. Sometimes I'll say I'm gonna go go another city to do something the semi money. Like this guy sent me a couple of hundred bucks because I I wanna go Denver in April because it's a twentieth anniversary Columbine shooting. So I wanna be I wanna go there. Somebody for the anniversary. Yeah. So whenever I was like cool trip whenever whenever I plan a trip. I don't wanna go us tour see plays. What what would you do on the anniversary though? I gotta be don't miss them saying, I'm helping my friend Alex Meyer. She's a writer England, I'm helping them with the project had something to do with mass shooting. So I'm working on project. So last fifteen years whenever there's a shooting some gig. I'm going there just having to be shooting visit sandy hook. Or when I was in annual report on it to Hurley, I'm just kind of curious to check out what what was the scenario read up on it when I was in Denver last year. I went to see New England Patriots play the Broncos. So I was there. So I went to jump in a Ramsey's home a win chew Columbine shooting. I went to the our snow theatre a movie theater. But most important I went to Greeley Colorado that that that that the the very place where modern terrorism started. So when there and check it out where Greeley Colorado. Yeah. Which is the Lok. Location of what what happened was there with this moola this put from Egypt? He was trying to get him in Egypt. So he fled. He was pissing states fifties. And he was so offended by young people dancing with each other in Greeley, Colorado, and he became. Hate America because of that popcorn and things like that. So he wrote he's experienced living in ninth state in Greeley, Colorado. He became the father of modern terrorism. He's the figurehead for al-qaeda, Egyptian brotherhood. I think that's not say that stuff. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's not welcome. Any completely retarded? Okay. So. Visit there for that. That sounds sounds. Good time. Yeah. So. Dates coming up. Yeah. Where people find you anywhere. I'm doing a show in Brooklyn at the full platform to Saturday eight thirty AM eleven seventy Bushwick avenue. This is when this Saturday this out of the yeah. Okay. Go see OSI. Yes. And. I don't wanna put you in a spot. But it'll be cool. If I guess about one of your shows. I'll be around. But that. You're doing where will. Yeah. When you're in what town doing Tempe, and when you do Vegas. That's two shows between my birthday. Oh, can we maybe some prostitutes in Vegas or something? All right. Anybody? Oh, and the last days of August on audible, it's also going to be available to the general public in April April elephant Showtime right now. Okay. 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And Adrian chick. All right. So lovely, I'm so you seem happy, and I'm glad things are going. Well for you doing all these projects and thank you for coming back. Yeah. Thanks fancy. I'm not joking different. Great there. Joe was donating money. You know, they don't need to. But very nice. Thanks, guys. It's great to see you guys. Thank you. We'll be to getting physical after this quick break. So excited. Bring back the OG producer a podcast originator pioneer. If you will the one and only read band. God, I miss you so much I love you so much because I feel like you're so juvenile and that you and I laugh and as home to, but I don't know I like, your your sensibility. You're so juvenile. You're the only guys I don't feel bad talking about poop and stuff with you. Don't make me feel bad. You shouldn't. We were talking earlier in the conference room about Seinfeld thing. I think you guys are the only ones that really we love on my side about that our people that don't know Seinfeld had not been to the comedy store in like thirty years. And so he came to town he was out to dinner with Sebastian because they're buddies, right? And Sebastian was like do you wanna do a spot? Like, you must stop in the store and Seinfeld was like, all right. So so Sebastian calls the club in his seinfeld's coming, and they're, you know, of course, flipping out. Jerry seinfeld. Pops in does a spot unannounced spot place goes bananas. And then seinfeld's like I'll do a little QNA up here. People start asking most famous comedian of our time all these questions, and then Brian all the questions people were asking like what's your favorite kind of socks, you know, like oh. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. And then people around me were like somebody asks crazy, I was kind of buzz. I mean, this is like one in the morning, and I was like all right fine. So I I go. Hey, jerry. Do you wipe your standing or sitting down? What about my wife like he couldn't hear me? And then I yell at again. And he goes, I'm right next to you don't have to go. And I'm like, you're not hearing what I'm saying. Then finally, the third time goes, oh, I wipe standing up, of course. And then I walk around. Like you like everyone like Sebastian everyone at the comedy store at work. There was so upset with me. Jerry. I can't believe you're asked. Disney wrap it up after your question. No. There was like one or two more question. Okay. But what's great is somebody recorded? The next day. I have it somewhere in like an Email somewhere. And so funny. I mean, you have to know as a big comedian that offering to take questions from the audience is a loaded weapon. Right. You know, you're going to get a wild card. You know, someone's going to try to you like. No, not really do. Do. You know? I never I don't. I did I did one as part of a an organized QNA in Toronto at the festival there where they interview and then the audience a lot ask questions, I'm not into it. I was filled in comics do that QNA in the middle of the they've just not material. So they're kind of just like, oh, that's definitely. Seinfeld done material. Yeah. He did. Right after it was. Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. Least we know the answer. I think that's kind of cool. Yeah. Wipes standing up that you know, people don't do. And you got that out of him. Right work awarded on. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I think the the more. I I mean, this is probably going to be horrible. And you're probably gonna hate me for saying this. But I feel like the older I get and the more. I realize we're all just humans the less hero worship. I have and the more. I'm just like whenever like I don't who's going to set about Philly because I feel like your little. You would be more respectful towards Seinfeld. Like, I think that's really funny. And I'm like, yeah. He's just a comic. Like now that he's not very talented and super awesome, obviously. But I don't I mean, why are people upset with you is what I'm trying to understand because it's immature talked about poop are Mecom IQ. And I'm like, you know, I'm almost like heckling in like, it's Jerry, they're they're putting him on a high pedestal. Now, I probably know I would I would do Steve Martin. I wanted to know that answer with Steve Martin, you know, do it to Steve Martin probably not. Maybe in the hallway or something, you know? I'm not gonna yell. You're gonna ask them in the hallway. They see. Real quick. Do you white standing up or sitting down who'd be like like, I feel like you're more respectful than I am in that regard in that regard. I don't know. I mean, that's interesting. I'm trying to think of an example doesn't come to mind. You know? Yeah, we ask that question to Jerry Seinfeld. I would not have had the balls to. But if I were in the same room is that we didn't happen is you I would have laughed really hard. I've been like. Like going. Just like, but I'm also the kind that laugh at the class clown. I, you know, there was a guy from Tennessee who farted during one of my lectures, when I was studying at Oxford, and nobody left except for me like two other people one of the assessors finding none of us. We were in a lecture and this guy from Tennessee, a friend of mine next. He goes Christina. You dare me to fort like fuck. Yeah. I did. And he ripped one in the middle of the lectures loud, and it was loud and. Reverberated off the plastic chair. And like only like a handful of people laughed and everyone else just ignored it. And I was like how are we not gonna laugh? Yeah. I mean, I think you got to laugh at it in the. Yeah. For sure guy farting during a leg. Everyone has to laugh at that. If you don't laugh at that you something's wrong with. Yeah. Yeah. Your like British or something, right? I've dated a girl though that against farts against and like my girlfriend now loves it. It's her favorite thing when I fart like she doesn't get gross favorite thing. She thinks it's hilarious. Like, like, if we're spooning, and I followed on her crotch, you know, she's laughing her Asif instead of like most up like are you fucking kidding me like shit. Like that sounds like we saw girl who would eat the farts. Yeah. I know girl in Orange County that just as far porn in art stuff. You know, avian like three years ago, and I was just have like all these booths in Vegas dlt video awards whatever and she had far. Porn, and like I forget her name. But I'd bless, but yeah. And that's all she does farts in like like sex like farting, thirty panty farts. Yeah. It's a real lane. That is that is a Elaine doing already why not get paid for it. Right. There's a market there too. I don't understand. Why people don't think that because like poop emojis one of the biggest things on the road? And I went to the grocery store they're selling poop emoji like a stuffed animal type their share. We have a pillow at our house emoji. Yeah, that's ridiculous. That my mom is going to grocery store and seeing poop every I. That's great. Yeah. I. Take that stigma way your girlfriend, how long have you been the other three years? Oh, wow. Do you think you will get married one? Absolutely. I mean, we're not in a rush. So there's no reason to do it like Dessel sport on these full Consuegra Kennedy's Leedle. Wow. Sounds like we're maturing a little. Well, you're gonna marry her fuck. Yeah. Yeah. That answer we haven't even had her first fight yet. You know, three years, I've never dated anyone where we haven't gotten fights like at least once a month ago that what does she think of your? Your dating your ex girlfriend says she that's the best thing about it. Because I met her and she was kind of a fan like she's seeing every single Rogan podcast every single your mom's death squad. Like, she knew me through the ruin through. Yeah. And then I met her when we first started meeting like I was kind of nervous about my past. You know, she does. She goes, I know everything about you. And I'm like, that's right. You do know everything about everything about me more than people that I've been friends with for ten years. You're thinking about what a remarkable like whatever marketable journey and story, yours is how how crazy where you are like I mean because I from what I remember like wasn't it that you had met Stanhope then you were doing some like blogging or something for them. I I met Stanhope. I before Rogan I believe and I used to do his website. I designed his website. And then you're living still in Ohio. Hi. Oh, yeah. Just me. 'cause I I learnt how to do web sites like the first year AOL came out. And no one knew how to make websites back. Then you know, how old are you just this was probably when I was like twenty five twenty four and maybe less earlier than that. And. Yeah. So I would like reach out to people. I like like Doug Stanhope and Rogan like, hey, if I can help you in any way in so I would go to shows and film, Doug Stanhope and make little videos for which are really good at that is and this was before YouTube. Oh, yeah. I know like your editing, rhythm and tone and choices. It's your you have a skill then. Thanks, man. But yeah. And so back then you didn't have videos on your website like unheard of because everyone had modems. So I was really good at shrinking videos, really small. So you can have them on websites. So I did it for STAN open. Then Rogan saw I want you to my videos, you know. So that Rogan start flying me out. And then one day, you know, Rogan just hired me and moved me out to California to do it fulltime. Yeah. Videos. So you do a few of them. He's like this is good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was great because you have to remember the story. I was working at gateway computers at the time. And when I got when Rogan hired me had to put my two week notice in and I was like, hey, can I talk to you? I need to talk to you to my general manager. And he goes, you know, actually, any talk to you also what the phone, and he goes gateways closing. So here's a severance package here three thousand dollars. And like, I'm like, what do you wanna talk about nothing? It was just how it lined up really magical. You know, and then moved out here at the garage data for eleven years. You know what? Yeah. Engaged, and then, you know. It was weird. Like, I you know, that right now, I know I didn't know you prior to like, I only knew LA read ban. Well, I don't know your history. This is actually really funny. So I moved up with this girl and we've been dating so long. She moved to California with me. She started giving me an ultimatum. Like, hey, you know, even ten years, we gotta get married. Because they know high. Oh years that's like a lifetime. Yeah. But Rogan was so anti marriage. He wasn't married. He didn't like he was against marriage. So I had to hide my probably had like bits about all this. Did beds and having kids. We don't need any more kids. Go on the free go in the four five at five o'clock in the afternoon duplicates. You know, he's to have like all his whole materials about not getting married and having kids, and so I had to hide it. And then we ended up breaking up because she's like funny. She's like, I know you're hiding it from Rogan you're not ashamed. And and then like how I got how we got engaged with embarrassing because like she knew it was coming. So I wanted to try to like hide it. So she didn't like was surprised because she knew I was going to ask her to marry me Mary at any moment. Did you putting your butt? No, more embarrassing. I went to PF Chang. We went to PF changs. Just like anytime. Expect it if we're just going PF changs, right? So I'm in the car, and we're about to go inside. I'm like, hey, you wanna piece of gum? And she goes, no, we're about to eat. And I'm like, no, you wanna piece number and she goes, no, let's go, and I'm like, you marry me in the car parking PF changs, and she's like real. Yeah. Okay. All right. And then there was like an hour. Wait, and she's. Ryan. Eggrolls my boyfriend pop the question that PF changs parking lot. How romantic? Romance. I was just thinking of like shocking her when you break up. So the engagement ends you get that ring back usually doing, but she gave it back to me. Nice girl. Yeah. But except that like I had to borrow this money to buy. I was making when I first moved out here. It wasn't reading making any money at all living in Calabasas because I was like Joe we're to move. He goes, really like calabasses. That's it. You know? And so then I gave to my mom. She's like mom got the ring back, and you hold it. Because I think I'll lose it. Did you ask your mama shoot? Mary. You know? But they my mom's house got broken into like a year later they stole the ring. Fuck man. So you're doing that you're doing kind of website stuff with him. And then you don't use adjust the podcast. Well, how does that work? Well, we were really into doing. This thing called Justin TV back before us before. It's twitch now. And they reached out to us and go, hey, we got this new thing where you can stream live video. And I was like this is sweet. So I used to put the laptop in the green room to try to get Joe and Joey Diaz to talk on it and stuff like that. And Joe is kind of into it like he liked it. Joey hated it. Like like one time, Joey bent my finger backwards. He's like turned off. Okay. Okay. You like eight it for some reason. And then like me and rogue we're like, we should just like do this like, you know, like once a week Joe's house, and so we did it like three or four times. And then people are like you should make this a podcast. And so we just started taking the audio from like these use stream videos make him podcast. And then like after like episode ten we're like we should invest in microphones like like. Yeah. So like every week would buy new equipment. Yes. Why if the first maybe thirty episodes every week sounded different. And I had no idea how to do audio shit. I'm I'm definitely on one of the first ten. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember sitting on that couch in his office. Do you? Remember, you're with us in San Francisco when we did one of the livestream in the green room. I think probably the first time I met you. Yeah. What year is this? Go nine. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I remember a member sitting on Joe's couch. I always tell them because he come forward, man. I was like backer. Yeah. Sit back, right. And then I was like I remember walking. I would walk out with Brian. I'd be like what the fuck was that? Why are we why are you guys doing this? So weird four. Yeah. He's like, you know, just people listen to this. He's like, yeah. I think so. Yeah. Because it was just starting right? It went fast though, I'd I'd probably say every week. We're getting like ten thousand new people and then. Round like episode ten or twenty it just this is serious. Yeah. It was crazy. How fast it happened? But the whole time I mean for years, I would be on the road with Joe. And every time we were in radio doing radio stations morning radio every time. He would just sit there for like three hours. Usually you go in do your dates get the fuck out of there. And every time he was having so much fun. Although the DJ's where this is the best episode. We've ever done of a radio program. We used to always go you need to do this for lives. He was really yet. He can talk talk talk. You can engage in conversation. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Why USA also? We would be there when I would do those shows, you know, he's Joe's famous now for like the famously long podcasts. Right. And I would always be like after like that eighty minute Mark. I'd be like a week still going. Yeah. You know? And then you end up doing sometimes three our podcast. But it's because he could drive it, right? That loan. Yeah. There was many episodes. Where I just sat cross-eyed after the second hour. Now. How are we still going? Yeah. But then when you're on his show, it just goes by so fast gauging, and like you get sucked into like what's different now. Warm. No. I mean, I feel like back then I don't know. It's like a comedy podcast and now a serious conversation. Just like I feel like the w- the way it's done. Now is the way to do it. And some of those early years are about figuring out. How to do it? You know? Yeah. I used to feel like we were more trying to put something on for like now. I just feel like we're just talking. Yeah. Yeah. That's those are the best one hundred percent try some were you always a techy kid growing up. My dad was an engineer. And so like, I grew up instead of playing with toys a lot just playing with my dad's like electron IX, circuit boards and soldering iron. Yes, it like that. And so I think because my dad he made me tacky. And then he bought me a computer when they first came out. And so I always had computers, and I was always trying to learn how to do everything to me. It was fine. Because I was such a video game guy that when computers got big building my own, computer and stuff. Yeah. I guess I've always been a techie guy. Now, it's out of control like had like an addiction to technology. It's ridiculous. You're all like since. I've known you. You're the guy who day one you're unblocks in the new. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I what's the hottest shit, which we by right now hottest shit right now. Tuck. One of my friends just showed us, Google home. That was pretty cool school. I mean, I have I have all the other ones like Amazon Alexis, I have the home pot home pot. And I use that thing like twice. Yeah. It's not the best. I don't like Siri stupid, but Alexis smart, the only the only bad thing. I don't like is that I have one next to my bed. And I didn't know how to Cameron it. And then one day, I just came into my room and the camera was on. I'm like why there's a camera. Why is this camera? So now kind of freaked was. Did you hear about what's going on right now with FaceTime on your phone? There's a bug where if I FaceTime you before you answer, if I add a second person, if I ask myself to it like if you type in your own phone number it will turn on your phone, and you could listen in to whatever's on the phone or the camera with the pop up, and you can see what's going on without even the person doing anything. It was kind of a serious Apple's getting sued because I guess somebody did it while like in court in heard like the other person's shoes, and they they they stopped it somehow like apple stopped it. But it's so you can't do it now. But for like weeks, you could do that. So that's really creepy. Yeah. Well, let's the future read ban. What's the next? Big thing would be our. Yeah. That needs to catch up a little bit more. But being able to like feel like you're sitting right next to me during this podcast and just look over you know, you can kind of do it. Now, we've tried so many times with like kill Tony and other podcasts I've tried. But it's not there yet. Where feels like you're really sitting there. He'll Tony blew up. Man. You guys are killing it with that. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's getting real real crazy. That's great because they're going to do European tour. Yeah. We're next in two weeks. We're going to airland Manchester, London doing that whole thing. So awesome in. Yeah. I've never have you ever. Been over there. Yeah. Yeah. How how bad is that flight though that? Zanex I need to get Zanny guy. Dr guide really could leave it. Just sleep you wake up. You're there have a drink movies edible. Actually, I wouldn't recommend the no I had that edible read a bed of on the way to Australia. Once that is a long like you start you have a full panic. And you're like, oh, I only have fourteen more hours is rough. I wouldn't do that gave me a couple edibles once and I thought it would be a good idea and like knock out I was in the middle seat kicked in. I thought it was panicky dying. Go to the bathroom every ten minutes. Excuse me bathroom. No good, lashing water fist. Terrible. That was a nightmare. You don't wanna do that? But you you can sleeping pill. Call little wine Nyquil. Hey, go. Yeah. Yeah. Not that. Yeah. How long will the whole trip before you guys think I'm there for five days win? Yeah. Well, I was going to all these other shows I was going to stay there and another week and in Edinburgh Edinburgh. But then at the last moment, it's like, you know, what I'm already gone for five days. I'll just come back, you know, in the summer or something like that cool. Yeah. Proposed to your girlfriend, you taking are you taking propitiate? Do you have such a nice how I've always had just using hats. I mean, what are you hiding this ship for I don't like to be noticed? I don't like I always like to have my hat on. I don't know if you ever notice I have my head on try to hide and why are you hiding? Always been that way. I don't know why I've always been like the outsider look at this hair. I know it's so lush too much full your Harry Wright, Harry back and everything the backs not that bad here. Justice full. Splotch e it's a lot. I have a question for you. How soon after you make a bowel movement can you get into sexual play. Well, I mean. I don't think I've ever done it or I think right away. I mean what wet wet wipes pretty much? Well, you're still on wet wipes. What do you guys use? Are you kidding me? No. I don't have the fancy TOTO lead a watch list. What you need to get. I was going to by the way firehose texted. You the other day if you had a Squatty potty. Yeah. I was going to buy you guys want. But then I remembered that you had this toilet. And I was like they're not gonna throw it away. No. We have a Squatty potty. In addition to the TOTO let into it. We have we have one. Yeah. And it's you don't get your you. Don't like that. I don't like it. I don't mind it. I I mean, it's cool. It's not my favorite thing. But I I've used it addicted to. I'm in a hotel room. And I fuck I don't have my Squatty pipe stat. Had rash can. Those feet up bought Squatty potty for five different comics like Don, bearers and. Yeah. Sandro just by him. If I find out they don't people don't have them. Yeah. That's real nice wash lead is the way to go. Then. Well, I actually was looking into it. But then I found out you have to put power to it. Trish in and up. I mean, it's just a lot. It's I don't own the place. It's like, why am I true? But once you have that sweet streaming warm water cleaning up your beautiful raising cake. You're ready. I love it. So you don't even use wet wipes anymore now. No. And I actually I kind of get shit to shower more now because I will dump and then just let that stream run for like two minutes, which is essentially the shower concept. Yeah. Yeah. And then like you wipe and there's nothing there. Yeah. I still do shit shower, but I total wash. Let's first then I don't even go to wipe. I just know that the Toto's taken care how that is a bold and raisin. Yeah. You're like, I'm sure there's no. No shot. Right. Well, because I've run it for a good amount of time. And I feel confident that it's out. So he's making the way have you masturbated with your toilet yet? Because women sorry Thom women like sit in the bathtub in have like water. Yeah. I was wondering. My toilet is splattered with his Browns. Like, there's shit caked on the oppor- inner rim. It's not a good place. That's not fair. It is true. Not cake. Kick for Kaku. Yeah. How many how many times a week do? How many times a week? Do. You have diarrhea me. Yes. Liquid? Never never never. It's been months since I've had diarrhea go ahead. Well, now, I would say I'm good for a couple of week really week. Well back in the day. I would say, okay. Back in the day. I would say like five or six days a week. Okay. And then when I really started eating like cutting much more sugar out big change big affect now gel. I'm not a big drinker. I still will. I got sick a week. But that's not. I'm not always sick. Right. So I got sick that was fucking just torrential down like a tropical forest shit. But tropical shower, but this is I would say on a regular week. There's a couple, oh, what was that? But that's you know, a few week lamb. Sorry yana. I forgot I had Korean food for lunch one day, and then for dinner Japanese you had that. A messy Brown the next day. But it wasn't diarrhea. It was just really hot and messy. I have good for at least two week. Well, I drink. So you have to put that and probably say like four week. Maybe they usually the morning after a big booze night or something. Yeah. Usually that. And it's like fart explodes bomb almost almost a turds coming out and a FARC goes in the middle and blows at heart away. Suicide bombers. Was that? Ruin. That's. Snap. Meaning. Oh. Is that what you sound like it's more violent than that violent? I'll record it for you. I I really think I have IBS is that what's called. Yeah. Because I mean, it's it's it's power. Like, you want to check that out or. No, I kinda like it. IBS? Now, I kind of like just having it come out really fast fan really likes is idea. It's probably the drinking. I'm gonna go drinking alcohol. Did you find did you feel like real, you know, beef when you met blue band? Oh, I didn't know was a real person. I was he was just eagle. Well, yeah. First representation of them. Yeah. That's cool. But Metamucil of you ever taken that. Did you talk about Metamucil before? I'm sure we have. Okay. I can't remember who told me about it. And then one day. I was like I saw that the store I think Tom and Christina talked about this. And I bought it is it's magical. It is great. The only thing with Metamucil is that when you have to go, it's an emergency. You better be near a toilet. Right. You can't hold it in great. So you got to kind of plan your day. You had a plan like eight hours after you take it. You know, what I haven't had lately though, like maybe a year is a lock Ness shit. You know, like one of the ones that you're like how is this not broken apart? I used to get those at least once a month. Those are those are for healthy me to think is healthy. Don't you? The lock best down where he saying. It's like the Loch Ness monster real long one year. Like, how is the Sochi? Those don't come that often either. Yeah. I used to get him a lot though. Really? Yeah. I think if you're diets clean, you'll see that more good eating, no drinking some salads. And I found it's also if I really get jacked on caffeine if I drink like white lightning real weird. And then I holed in the duty for a while. And then if we like a long. It's a really nice story to go to bathroom per day. Because I think mine is out of control bath. What's your average day? I would say seven times shit. No your every day. Really? Yeah. Being truth truthful. How much blood? Not as much anymore. But when I started Kito that kind of went away. So I'd probably say once a month. No like three times a month. You have some serious blood. Yeah. But it's all in a row. It's hemorrhoids. Sure, the read on the paper, it's your hand it's soaking through. And that's not normal. No, I'm long. It's good to recycle. Your blood though. I thought. If you haven't seen a doctor have you have you had no self care. You know that now they changed. They changed the American Medical Association change the suggested age for a colonoscopy. Yeah. Yeah. Moved it to forty five. Well, I had one four years ago. And they were like things are cool. Yeah. They said everything like, I got a full physical guy nuts. Oh, you gotta call an Oscar. Yeah. With finger and made. That's when the GI specialist goes in with checks you out with a camera and like the under. Under the where they put like some kind of weird thing that opened up my butt, and they looked inside. And what the physician didn't do that to you when they found out at internal hemorrhoids, and they did the band, litigation or whatever it's called where tire rubber band around. Really? Yeah. She's that was the worst thing to kill the him, ROY. Yeah, you're supposed to come back like two more times. But after the first time, I was like, no, I'm never doing that. Again, was the most pain ever had in my life. Really? It felt like somebody was pinching the inside of my asshole like just like non stop. And there was nothing. You could put on it. Like, I tried to painting. It was just like getting a a titty twister and your asshole this doctor was this in Korea town. Women are special. Okay. Here's a funny. So you ever do those like twenty four or twenty times a day? You're shitting you're sick. No. Yes. It's healthy. To poop not seven times a day. Something's wrong really every day is like this really like a wet wipe airy. Today's like a packet. Wait. Let me what we're talking about. What do you think's going on with this wiping technique right here? Okay. Pull this. What is this guy doing just if you can watch? It's all in the shadow work. The look look he's going back and forth back and forth. Oh my God. Back in for. Right. That is weird. Maybe snowing. I think he's doing. And back. I think he's passing the paper around left hand right hand. Oh, my basketball or like a ball. It's it's hard to see. Maybe a crazy person too. I think he's doing rapid checking. He's like is there still chocolate there any looks looks looks like back multiple. It's crazy. So I have I have local lead pressure. Yeah. And I got one of the there's a lot of good healthy is a horse. No like my physical. You just need vitamin d. That's it. And but I have little blood pressure. They've always told me a little blood pressure. And so I try to do DNA tests. We have to prick your finger and put five spots on that piece of paper. And I couldn't any blood out. It and squeezing it couldn't get blood. Couldn't like an I tried multiple fingers. I tried getting my finger warm. So then I just waited too. I had a blood toilet thing. And then I just use that. You use your asshole blood? You used your ass. Yeah. I mean like when you wipe all of your hands. I just like took. It's all over your sometimes, it's really bad holes of blood. It's like my whole hand like the whole paper towels just read I think you need a psychiatrist now I've talked to RA everything's fine. Do you live at a shelter? Now is only the do you guys don't have internal hemorrhoids. Now, I've seen I've seen a little like a streak before you're like, oh, that's dry wipe in or something, but pools of blood like my hands, so murdered. Somebody my hemorrhoids some summer, bigger smaller might girlfriend. She calls her him ROY panky discussing. I hate she went to go get it checked out. And they're like, oh, no. You have a very small, and you could just keep that one mine. Mine is pretty decent size one. Why are you getting these are is your diet so bad that you're pushing a lot or I it's hard to believe or something? No. I don't know how I got. But. But I. I feel like the hem my hemorrhoids went away. 'cause I don't eat eat a pretty decent diet. And I don't push out the Browns. I don't think go away ever gonna Frank. They don't and if you're eating clean though, it would help right now. My guy, he's cool. But like in like maybe month, he'll come back out. He'll fill like a bubble inside of me. Just takes a hard. Turn the pop. Can't. Okay. How can we do the physical again? Can we I need to IBS shit? Well, yeah. Now like once you're in your forties. You should do yearly physical enormous healthy thing to do. Yeah. Please. Yeah. I will write promise, man. You make me feel. No, you're you'll be grownups. You're an adult you gotta act. Yeah. Girl, man, got pools of blood. I know every day. Just wants me. Ari? Does it to all the time prov Ari goes to the doctor doesn't he I don't I think it goes out as much as me? No, I think actually deals with the problem. I don't. He sends me texts photos of his wipes and just like blood. It's really crazy. We always send each other back and forth whenever we had blood moon and see if we are sinked up, and sometimes we both had at the same time. Wow. That's really knee. I feel like. Red band. Really he put it out. He he was a he's got a prolific dating history. There's a lot of girls that were like. Mike, like, special girls, poor ios important girls. Yeah. How what was that like for you, porn girls? Whatever lesbian porn girl. So it was a little bit better that because they're not getting drilled by. Yeah. Yeah. And it was kinda hot, you know. So you were turned on by it. Yeah now, but did you because the whole thing about like when you really get into that world. And as you you kind of discover that like this is their job. So did it feel like it was robotic that? They're like I shot a scene with this girl today. It was never sent like that. So it wasn't like this. Oh my God. That's so hot because it's a a show they put on. Yeah. There was nothing sex. Like you have in your head like up porn stars like this. And that and then when you actually see what they do, you're like, wow. This is really a bullshit fake. You know? Like, they barely ever come or they act like they're coming, you know, and shit like that. I mean, and it wasn't that. I thought it would be really jealous and crazy about it. But it wasn't as bad as I thought. The only time I ever got jealous is when she's like, well, I have a photo shoot with his dude on top of a building. I'm like this guy. You know that kind of stuff. What was why would the guy be there if she's doing lesbian? He would be photography. Oh, you know. Because those guys are always trying to fuck the girls, of course. And so that's the only part that I hated about the whole thing. But now, it's pretty cool. I mean, I ended up dating a couple of them. And then I dated a boy girl porn star. And that that was hard that meeting. And so tell us how does that go? Well, I'll tell you one of the worst things that okay? So she was known for getting drilled like bad in like, national and aino. Yeah. This is an anal. Well, let me ask you this before you even get to the story. Would you would there be like is it the kind of thing we're like Sunday, you know, that she's working Tuesday and Thursday that week? You know, what I mean like was there build up to things would you know, tomorrow, you work every day every day this girl. I don't want to say who she is anymore. But this girl was one of the top girls, and she was working multiple movies every single day loss still doing it. Now, she's out of it. Now. That's why I don't talk about it. But she was no forgetting drill. She was known as one of the more extreme girls. Yeah. Kind of like an object here type girl. Okay. So she had an anal day. And usually I'm though this today before the hell, we're no I think I knew this that day like was like what happened tonight fucking house outside two guys. Really? But I was so dead inside that like in this relationship like, I don't even know how I did this. But. Usually, she would come home, and like shower, she had like a thing in her shower, actually, just cleaner asshole out and kind of do stick. I don't even know what it was called. It was connected to the showers weird and she got off and she's like. Like pick me up. I got a cool party. We're going to go to so we went to slash his house of guns and roses, and because she was friends with his wife at the time. They got divorced and slash this house is huge mansion half of it is just a nightclub. It's just like being in a nightclub full bouncers hinders DJ sixty. Yeah. Yeah. It was ridiculous. And we decided to Molly she had never do it for him like ecstasy before. So she's like, let's do XY and good his party. And let's see what happens with all these rockstar, right? Right. Yeah. I know. So so we do x t she's never done it before she is gone. She's just like fuck so bad, so horny. Let's go outside we go outside. And there's a sign like do not go pass this gate. The party wasn't. You're not allowed going up this. So we go past the gate his pool area. And there's this big Bush by the pool, and we go in the Bush to hide and just start eating her ass out. Forgot about the the what she did that day before. Right. I'm eating her. Oh my God. I can't feel my butt and go through my mouth and she accidentally fucking BART's as shit into my mouth. And I taste it. Like like, you know, like how you like. In my mouth at this point. And I'm like, I don't want her to know that she did this. So Lou what hack into her? But and then I start wiping my face off on her. But I remember she just had smears all over. But she couldn't feel that I blew it back into and then at drink pool water because it was so disgusting. I'm traumatize. All right. Well, thanks for stopping by. God, man. Oh, jeez. Ten. Just when you think this show can't get you. Terriers? Brian. I didn't think the park had go that high. Thought we would like the story of the woman. To your mouth, and then pushed it back into asshole. Yeah. Was there? Realize your shirt was poop far? Was there? See you on the PU. What? Oh, I couldn't see because it was so dark, but I did. That was the weird thing. Oh. Gonna fuck it million. Like, how do I know it like maybe had a bad white? And I it's my nose at one point in my lip, and I tasted before like, I I remember like this Bill, your taste and went to Brown taste like. It that might have been the most perfect drop ever this moment. I can't remember what it takes. What does Brown he'd ever told her the you'd never told us? I've never told her this story and put her she had something happen to who. It is. It's something happened 'cause she put on her clothes and her but had wiped my brain. You know, but I did fucker and then. When after that at that moment at that moment, I grabbed some pool water switched my mouth out and start fucking her. And then enter, but no, you are savage. I was Molly man I'd had to. So you got about drugs, and then goes back to the party. Shit shit all smeared all over her. Yeah. Not on the outside of her pants. I don't think. Right. I didn't really check. I remember when she put it up. I was like, wow. That's a lot of show. I think Morton's might pull out us. About. Hip recruiter. I'm like, I'm wiped from that story. I think I need a nap after that, I'm pretty tired therapist. I mean, have you never know. I don't even know about guys have any dental updates. I need to go the dentist. It's been a while actually act to get cleaning done. I got a good couple of teeth replace. But to my to frontiers are fake and mine too. Because of all my ideas acid reflex and shit like that it's just burnt the teeth. I is it acid reflux or reflex. Whatever reflux Duran Duran elementary. So you're to are they totally fake or their veneer. They're half totally fake one of my right? One is supposed to replace like twenty years ago. It was like this is temporary. You have a twenty year old temp to how is that lasted doesn't. He's like fucking fall, way leans. Just show me shy. Yeah. The one that just looks like bra you gotta go dental insurance. I explained nobody does for what have dental insurance kind of a rip off. And do you need it? It's true. You just skip a new fucking ped- just pay for that. That's true doctors and dentists everything, and we want you fell the doctor that cool story. Like in shock right now. I felt. Right. Great story. House. Neat thrill. Beautiful. Did you watch the fire fest? Dox I watch both of them. I only seen the Netflix one. It's I highly recommend watching the who the one definitely one's way. More interesting, really the hula ones. The only one that actually interviewed the main guy throughout the whole thing. And it's very interesting seeing his side of it. And it is a total fucking psycho. He is. But it's still it's cool because the other one you see clips of him walking indoors where this one you're actually like he kind of talks about it. And still makes you hate jaw though. Like, those my question is that how did he come out of this pretty unscathed? I feel like does guy took the rap on all of it. Yeah. I don't get. I don't get that part. But I don't know if you've been following on Twitter, though, it's kind of interesting. What's he saying? I don't know he's been posting things and deleting him. I think he's like fraud memories. Like, it's not fraud. Just like false advertisement. Soldier boy. A little bit. Like, he starts selling all these like pretty much went to this website where you can buy these fake like video game consoles. They're not fake, but they play stolen software. You can buy one that has like every single Nintendo game on it. Right. And it's like twenty bucks on this Chinese website, you'll by hundred of them if you want so he bought a bond show of slapped his name on it and call souljah boy video game system charges one hundred fifty two hundred and fifty dollars just so in pirated software on them, and like Nintendo is suing him or something like two weeks later, but he's selling all this crap on his website. That's just all these knock off. He's like a fake apple watch. He's like, yeah. It's happening. So I'm thinking like how is he selling? All this stuff is doesn't have money. And then I realized like he's always holding up stacks of money on the same website. You could buy fake stacks of money. You know, it's not illegal to buy it. It's legal to try to use it. But you can like all around and hold these hold this money. All you want sell a big thing now holding the stacks tax money. Yeah. Phone call with the stay flex. Yeah. Yeah. Couple of stacks of for the absolute rate idea. Yeah. Well, there was a we've all seen it now. But for people that have a great part in this film, where they're talking about people that don't know fire fest was this catastrophic failure of music festival that was they job was a partner in it. And they attempted to host this on a Bahamian island with no infrastructure and bring in some of the top music acts, and that you know, they promoted the hell out of it. They sold out tickets in advance millions of dollars in revenue, and basically nothing was ready, of course, for this because they tried to make it happen and just a few months and one of the things as everything was falling apart. They realized some of the basic needs weren't ready to go. For instance. There was a huge semi full of bottled water that was like stuck at a port or you know, some customs person. I guess word was that the guy in charge was gay. So the guy who was running this fest asked one of his consultants to actually go and visit him I think this is a clip we have of that did Andy ever tell you how he had to get the water. Oh, yeah. Knew how to get the water out. Yeah. I was like fucking crazy. I'm not gonna talk about that. Let me tell you something we had four containers filled four eighteen Wheeler trucks filled with Evian water, but I had left the week before for two days to go to meetings and Bermuda for the America's Cup when I came back. I've missed the big meeting with customs, and of course, customs had said two billion the gang you need to pay us one hundred seventy five thousand dollars in cash today for us to release the water. I went down Billy called me speak completely. You know, this won't go that far. I'm sure but really called and said, Andy, we need you to take one big thing. So the team, and I said gosh, I'm taking something for the team every day said, well, you're are wonderful gay leader. And we need you to go down. Will you suck dick to fix this water problem? And I said Billy what he said, Andy if you will go down and suck Cunningham's dick who's the head of customs and get him to clear all of the containers with water. You will save this festival. And I literally drove home took a shower. I drank some mouthwash, I'm Mike gosh. I'm really, and I got into my car to drive a cost the island to take one for the team. And I got to his office fully prepared to suck his dick. But he couldn't have been nicer. And he's like, Andy, listen, I were released all the water. I will let you serve it. But I want to want to be one of the first people to be paid. Made this import fee for what you're doing. And I said, okay, great. And I got back, and I had all the water that we needed. That's clip ever. I mean. Yeah. That guy. I'm sure is happy to have that. Are you saying we're talking about this yesterday? How he was like you want me to what remember. No, I don't remember. He doesn't seem to hesitate to much. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, he didn't even have at least in this story. He's not like how is deeply troubles. Right. Just like suck addict. All right. Just go down and suck a stranger. Do. What what time is it like totally just like, I went home. I took a sharp puts a mouthwash there too. Two guys. What's the big? What would you would you suck someone's to? Oh, hold on. All right. There's a lot of money involved. Now. Hold on how much twenty grant now. Twenty five grand now. You're not no hundred thousand dollars. So no, no, you could to not much money man hundred grand in cash. No, that's not much money. It's a lot of money. You could buy why are you saying hundred grants not a lot of money because one hundred grams not a lot of money. What are you talking about? You have a hundred grand sitting around Rockefeller. No. But to me that's not enough money to suck. Dick. I would say Jack agai offer a hundred now Jesus man, would you know, but it's not. But I mean. Two hundred thousand guys dick, no cheese. I would say maybe a million. But probably not fuck you Jackie guy offered. That's. How much two hundred fifty grand? Oh, really? That's your hand. You don't want to even be there. So you don't want to reward a million dollars to gay for me, man. I don't like that gay Jack the guy off onto the back of your. I don't I don't even like being in the locker room at twenty four hour, fitness. Like, I like, your that, homophobic. Homophobic. I just like open you I've always been like like in gym class like in like elementary school or high school and stuff. I skipped the whole locker room. Like, I, you know, I'm not like, Bert Kreischer. I'm taking off my shirt. No. But yeah, I know what you mean. CO guy or whatever. Like, I don't think he needed the gig that that like, you know, what I mean he wasn't established person in his career. He's not like a young he on the dick sucks. No. That's kind of weird. Yeah. I know. That's like, I know what it's like Sudani law. Like this question, the pertinence like all right is like eighteen nineteen right? New to just young and reckless. This is like a gentleman, you know, this guy's like, well, I think honestly, he's just playing character right there. Like, I bet he has a boyfriend or something to him. He was like puppy, also guys, dick. I I think it's just it's also permission to do something like that. It's like, well, I'm doing it for the business for the click the boss, man. Thank you thought. I was cute anyways. Maybe was like all right. Maybe I can't believe right bands. Like, I won't jacket guy offer a quarter million dollars. Fairly like now, we would you for two hundred fifty thousand dollars traffic on job, Tom. You would not do that. But. You would not do that. Why would you? I know Burt would. And yeah, Burt likes hanging out with guys. That's his whole thing parties, and I barely like hanging out with guys. Would you go for half a million dollars five hundred thousand dollars jacket guy cash bag? It's not that serious. You Jack yourself off. What's the difference? New put your hand on another thing. I'd probably do for five hundred thousand dollars, Jack, Jack I off. Yeah. Put your mouth on. Right. You guys spit spit your hand, obviously. But that's not like, yeah. Yeah. I've hundred thousand all right. And then you just rub. The there's not going to be guys going to walk into this room right now. Stacks sponsor. You wouldn't you you rub? It in rub that is into like your stomach. But then you're done. In your stomach. That's a different level. That's not that big of a deal eating it on your is filmed. Now, no pick the guy. Well, you get to pick out of you. You have options there's like five options. Well, you know, I've been I've met Brad Pitt the other day I've been hanging out. With Brad Pitt. I've been hanging out with him kick. No, if I had two options if I had like one of each race, and I could choose really going on racial because I'd rather I'd rather do an Asian guy. Why because I could look at him and think my girlfriend and to his office fully prepared to suck his dick. Okay. Yeah. Would blow or Jack the Asian off in Asian guy? You're just one. Was just. Just one there. You know? Arranged that we have to get a sponsor. No, it's weird. Because like I mean, if it's an Asian guy like a Korean I could probably do way it was like a white guy or lack? Yeah. Easier. Jesus. Sorry to hear it. I just far a little one. We had Sankyo again for lunch. Part. No, it wasn't good. It was little. We are the supremacists. You won't try the fart Mike at all times. I try all the time. True wish I had one right now. I know so you could be the first guest ever to use the fart, Mike. On your side to make coming out. Guaranteed. If I if in bed if I flip from like the right to the left. Yeah. You're shitting seven times a day. How can you not produce a far at that twice already? Today. I woke up at ten AM. So in your life. I've some Woody rathers for Brian read ban. Do it. It good. What was that? Was that Terry? Terry all slowed down. Jack a guy off for five hundred thousand no oh, come on. That's half a million dollar, Asian you crazy. Not like Yoshi to I'm talking about like a clean one. Nice Asian guy. Five hundred thousand dollars. I mean, the only reason I would do so I can move you can move on hundred thousand dollars. Can't where are you moving to you can can't one hundred thousand here's a house right next to my like rundown house. It's a two bedroom one bath rundown house. The woman had Alzheimer's. It was all nasty. They kind of remodeled a little just repainted it. And I was like for sale like that house can't be that expensive. It's just a small little shack one point four million dollars. Right. Okay. But you're saying to buy a house. I'm just saying to move and rent. That's doable. This guy's got to be Asian known the scenario. No you could choose the race. I just hers as in because I. As you think it would be easier while it'd be easier 'cause tuned sound bytes. No, I'm not. I was just trying to hear your rationale for. No. I just think that'd be easier than doing. What would you what race saying like, you wouldn't do the black guy? Now that would be my least of all the racist. Half. A million too scary for me a black guy. Yeah. That's a hand. I mean, how how hairless this Asian guy would probably be and what is the black guy covering half? Purple veins. Oh, that's great. Did you get it? We heard it. But we weren't on you. Which would you choose? I don't think I would do something like that five hundred thousand dollars you wouldn't seriously. I don't think so let's check off just a hand job. I know, but I mean this theater towards going pretty well. It's not filmed. Yeah. That is half a million dollars for it's fucking five minutes of your life. And then you talk about it and therapy, and you're done. Yeah. Okay. I don't even think you would have to therapy. I think for hand job you're getting all this money that was worth it. Yeah. Isla Jack all those five Dick's all the races for five hundred thousand giving out free ones. No one hundred thousand per race races. But I'm saying you can get five hundred thousand per race. Okay. Yeah. Why are you giving fine? I didn't know that. I do all five how much would it cost for you to go down on Amy Schumer for? Doing after workout. She's pregnant all right. Fucking key thing. Okay. All right. Let's go. So Leslie Jones after work out how much doing Christina. If I went to other comedians. It's not fair woman. I don't any woman. Women are. But that's going down is different than hand jobs does way more intimate. It's pretty you're asking a lot. It's a lot. How much would it cost? What about it's too? Who do I who's the person? Do I get to pick? Choose the person I get to control their hijack over seventy. It's not fuck up. Okay. I'm gonna do. Would you rather? Just for you to custom made for you. Brian read ban. Okay. Would you rather? You're going to go into the Marine Corps, active duty. Okay. And we're gonna station you in Afghantistan and not like a nice marine base like leather neck or bog room. Like, you're on a forward operating base of fob, and there's no cement, it's just dirt, and you're shitting into wag bags and throwing your bags of shit into fire, and you're out patrolling. Maybe going foot patrols come back every now and then. But here's upside. Okay. Every now, and then you get a nice M R E with some treat in there. You know, your food's, okay? Maybe get to go to like, a nicer base and have like an British base where they have like lad MAGS and the PX get to like, choke your chicken whenever you want. So there's that kind of benefit. So it's it's that or you live as a Buddhist monk it is. It is. That's it. Why didn't even sounds more relaxing, more peaceful? Interesting governor, you know, what you're doing all day. You're waking up at four in the morning, and you're just meditating. Sounds awesome. Seriously. You're making Monday, you're eating a bowl rice a day. Sounds great. Oh, stop. I could easily be a Buddhist Mark. I love meditating like sleeping. You're not getting a lot is like food. They don't sleep a lot. You're waking up at the crack of dawn, you're meditating, you're helping the poor maybe sweeping up, the whatever your Arden and stuff like that. Great. Would I think that's you'd be on base? Yeah. He would put. A mess you between Afghantistan or the the monastery the monk thing of two different forms of torture. Is what I'm saying internal battles. Do you sit around with your own thoughts? I wanted to literal warzone and the other one is a little fun. You get in war gets shot. At now what I'm just kidding? You just see action. One one is an external threat, and the others an internal threat. Good way of putting I think Buddhists are doorbell. I would choose. When you see them at the airport. The only religion that I'm like, oh, what are you talking about over there? Have you ever tried meditating? Yeah. I meditate all the time. Yeah. Doing this. All right. What would you take Tom? Salaam. I mean in this scenario, it's like a it's without question. Okay. The Monka not gonna be able to bang. Listen guys standing this like, it's a cloistered life. You're not gonna have women choking anyone's bud or any there's no eating, but there's no video games. When you're a Buddhist monks still masturbate with no one. No one's gonna fucking room. With other monks. Do they don't do that stuff. Author. Into it in the bathroom. He's going to find a way to trick off. Yeah. They all cheer. But it's an entire life of service to other people, and there's no girlfriends, there's no silliness. There's no I get what you're saying. You know what I mean? It's a serious life. Brian. I'd rather did he's ready. He's already. He's already live this life, man. Yeah. Seriously. I've already have eight I don't want to do any more like a totally different person than I was like five years ago ever leave you believe in Tom. What did you say among it up? Yeah. Yeah. I might do tour and Afghantistan, but then it's over and then you get your life. See really understand that. They don't get that. Yeah. Me, tom. Okay. Here you go. Would you rather never have an orgasm again? But you get to eat whatever you want. And what happens you get to have orgasms? But you only eat a vegan gluten free organic diet sugar free dairy free, no alcohol. No cigarettes. I'm talking Carib chips. Maybe some kale chips for snacks. Like, it's a pretty grim eating and lifestyle existence. And you have to exercise really particular to win. You're processing the question because right, basically, your your sexual needs to Klein as there's an age where you're gonna be like the diet, right? Like, Brian is really mulling this over because this needs are. You said you said too much weight. I wouldn't want to have that diet. Right. And I wouldn't want orgasm. Cigarettes, alcohol like, I would not want to do all that shit. So I'd probably do whatever. I don't wanna do that one. Whatever that is. Okay. So you're saying that you would rather choose never to have an orgasm ever again. What you want? That's that's what I'm saying. That's because you're of this age fast. You when you're twenty three I know I still come like four times a day. Like, I'm saying in this ridiculous hypothetic. Yeah. But it's it's not necessary. Yeah. You come four times a day usually really depends on my girlfriend's working right now every day. Yeah. Okay. I have a huge sex drive still. That's what I'm saying. I know he's all driven. So if your sex drive is that high right now, then how could you possibly give? Because it's like the masturbating thing. It's more like you can pull masturbate. So. Yeah. Like, I'll just like, oh, I can masturbate and that's happening. Multiple times time today. I mean, my Hughes's dot com is pretty sweet that Cam website. Always go to therapy. So much so much there. It's so much help. Yeah. I'd love to sit in on here sessions. Oh my God. I'd love to sit in a session with you go. Yeah. Listen to your converse could come on. Dr. Drew's new show love too. Questions for would you would you be open and honest about heck, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. I'd like that. I would love that. Let's arrange that. I've always wanted to meet him. I love that guy. Let's do. All right. Yeah. He should talk to him. Dum dum dum choose. Sorry. You choose not coming eating what I want. Interesting. That's way, live once you can't just have a fucking vegan crap diet of your life. Gluten and be super healthy now. But there's a point where it's like. Okay. That's. Yeah. Myself accepting that one in like a few years. I wouldn't. I would like be like, nah, nah. But like if you're like, do you think in ten years? Yeah. I'll be like to they'll take the clean diet. Yeah. Maybe in ten years ten years. I mean, I had beat chips the other day. Beach. You know, get them now. Okay. Another one fresh beats. This is a good kids. I have a filler up sealer. Shut. Really? Yeah. We haven't done it in so long. We have been a while the new filler up. No. Wait anymore flag? It. Just got played a little faster. Yeah. That's how I get away with shit on kill Tony. Now, really I play just like twenty five percent faster in no one has even ever said anything about it. Like, hey, what's that song? Just played. Well, I'm doing a filler up seal her shut cool guys edition, which means we're only doing males. 'cause there's no female cool guys yet. Okay. So we'll explain it in a minute. So Philip Ciller show, which one would you rather, I guess have filled. This person would fill you up and seal, you shut usually would you rather? Get it done by Terry. Uncle terry. Okay. Or the four-stroke guy. That's what we're going to debate here. Yeah. Okay. I will consider. I don't know if you can even pull those up, but I will consider I would have to go definitely. With Terry Terry's one. Terry's fun. He is he's upbeat. He is. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I think he's always like if you had a party, and he lived in a complex you'd invite Terry to come out, and he's very fun loving here is Teri right here. So second. I wanted to use this green toy that. I bought this new one in. I thought be in in wanted to turn this still ended. Fuck sleep has he's like massive bullets us, of course. And then I went to look in the didn't set any better. He's so bad that I'm not going to be able to use the vibrating park. But and then I got this cool, a friend of mine had one, and he folks it with his boyfriend, and it's double dude. So I really want to try this. I I'm going to try and get this, and then turn it up, and it's cool little remote control. And that you see what happens. It's got a nice. Texture to it. You'll be easy to go. The foot in his face. The next building. Which is kinda cool. It does have kind of a good sense. Take me a minute. We gotta eat anything. But since my last video. Okay. All right. You get the gist. So what would you rather have that guy? Do you write or the guy who smokes math with his brother? You don't eat Lou. You don't need speed. Seems pretty clean which one come in four strokes. This guy each dog through this is him. Now, this guy is also enough for you any kind of Rick. Dow is order problems. I'm here to. Bag or forget about salads. Forget that dick plant and all that stuff. So I don't know if you believe new not that you like to see me smokes with a small dick danke Harding way, harder or Norris smoke harder. Get unbelievable your dig it become so sensitive that you don't need Lou. You don't need speed stroke kid, this up and down times is this how fair do it, and you shoot an enormous amount of very thick. The white. Okay. So now, here's what you gotta way. Like, the other guy is very open bright, you know, he's got like a well lit place cleaner. He's naked. And he's just like I like toys in my ass kind of puts it out there. This guy's a little more about that that dungeon life. Yeah. More hidden. And there's a thirty tick this guy's there's math involved. And you're going to go for Terry, Terry. Sure, they're both gonna come pretty fast. Carrie? For. Yeah. Okay. Guys. Choose one you the first guy, obviously, I mean. I mean. No. I might choose the math guy. You would what I would just because it's more interesting and interesting. Well, I mean, he's on drugs. So it'll be funny. Aides and stuff. Oh, well, we'll use protection. It's fun. Yeah. Would I know you wouldn't know I wouldn't think we're all fours. Drove. Yeah. Go just free Brian. Thanks, guys. You're welcome 's we would love to see you do that. No. You're going to get a bunch of money. I swear to God. You're you got some kind of alternative motive right now. He's hi, how do you mean? 'cause you you. You're doing all this stuff on. Oh, no. To go that way where. Son intentional. Totally men. Have you ever seen a guy finger his penis hole? Rob, rob? Guy. Fuck girls cleared people only God. All right. Actual. This is really neat. Now, it's so fun to hang out with man's been too long. Take you guys is anything on sale. That's not sold out because you have all these shows coming up anything we can. Mention. Yeah. If you just go to death squad dot TV click on tour dates we have a bunch of shows that are being added all the time great sought out, Philly, adding a new second show, where are you doing there to kill Tony's in a row and then great. Yeah. We have going all over are you guys doing it? He'll yeah. Phillies. One of the best, man. I love. That's a great club. Are they're all good. But yeah. Doing a lot of that. And doing a lot of other shows awesome. Red band are original producer creator the grossing you guys out. I feel like I really disappointed. You not at all really upset. You know, not a lot phase. Like all ghost. Nose was fun. But when you come back, I do want a doctor update would really like for you to get checked out. So don't forget this quad TV for that. Christina added a midnight show in Denver at comedy works. Downtown. Make sure to get that. I put what's the newest one. We added that show the twenty eighth of April in Boston at the show via and there's shows coming up in Long Beach chanting as and Reno all the shows for me at Tom dot com slash tour and for Christine. They're online. All right dot com. Today was lot of fun. Don't forget. Here we go with closing song. Missed you this week is it's called trying to see the name it's called. Julia. It's me by Nathan b thanks so much for listening. We'll see you guys next week. Julia. Say hi. Great day today. One of the greatest moments of my life. It was so cute. If you are. Let's go full throttle. I built everything. Should never go loved. I built. Full. Free. Then from jail thought. Your mom, and your my son. I'm your mom, your mom, and your my son. And the gays. Ever. On the new arena.
Your Mom's House
Aired 2 months ago 92:33
Kevin Kisner 2019
Oh, look at Boston. We'll Tom and look at this stuff that they that they probably some of it's like absolutely stupid. But some of it's actually quite amusing and stuff like that is what we need to get people to to the game of goal to be your boys. Congratulations on your doing. Mediocre as it is epilogue issue. Very much thinking about it. And so I had a fusion surgery give that put together. Thank you. John nutricia. Grisha? Brag don't butter knife, my wedge like. Younger hip or barstools four Tigers had three back surgeries. He's had one fusion. We welcome in from barstools sports rigs and Trent guys, welcome to the show more flavors into barstool sports. Big show this week. We got Earl Powell Kevin Kisner on the show kids probably his fourth fourth or so appear. It might be five. He's been on a lot. He's at a rough and rowdy last year. He's been in the mix with us many times. I I was inside the ropes with him for his practice. Rab Wednesday practice round at the US open Shinnecock last year as you heard about from Kevin Chappell who he had on who is there as well. So we go way back with kids. He was leading a couple of major championships as past year. He's curly number forty ranked player in the world. He's an absolute riot. He loves to get into it with us. We kind of feel like we really got the ball rolling on people realizing that kiss is a huge beauty. We get a lot of the credit for his popularity. I think so we should at least. It was shortly. It was I believe shortly after the PGA championship in twenty sixteen. When one of his good buddies reached out to us and had been reached out. I was you have to have kids on the show. You have to have kids on the show 'cause I've told kids many times you should boring to watch play golf. He's always like. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to do. Just try to be boring and focus on what I'm doing. And then we got him on the show, and he's an absolute riot. So as always we check in with kit's catch up on what he's doing what he's looking for this year shoot the shit with them. It's a good time. Spring golf is the presenting sponsor of four play for the entire year. If you want a tee time booking app if you want the best teatime booking app. Get supreme golf go to your app store. Download supreme golf go to their website supreme golf dot com. They've got every guy you've ever heard of T off golf now. All those other ones that you may have used that you may have heard of that you should use. They're all under the supreme golf umbrella. Plus, they just have thousands more than the gut millions dives in total. They've got alerts. You can set price alert. It's on certain teatime price. Golf course price that you're looking for it alert you in that price hits that number. They're just the best. So go to sprint golf, get them. Use them anytime, you're trying to book a tee time US Supreme golf the book. It Tigers backward. And talk about that. We gotta get into headlines gentlemen. I don't know if you guys are aware of this. But this headline, and I think you are based off the smiles, but we have smiling because you're smirking. Well, we have an unbelievably important update from the Glover family. Yes. No. We don't just we haven't heard of this. I I knew that was what is going to be Frankie. Let me tell you. What the headline is on this is on golf channel dot com. And this is all over all kinds of websites, but the golf channel dot com headline is Glover and wife embrace new beginning. So. So her her sentence finally came out the right sentence came down. There were rumors that she had probation and this and that I'm reading through this article. It sounds like they re they redid their vow vows the marriage vow didn't even see that far heavy shit. They did like some counseling stuff Lucas Glover came out. And this is this quotes a real quote. I can now say she never hit me a whole. I say I can now say after my wife blatantly just told me what to say that. I she had never hit me. I mean, I can now say she never hit me something a guy who was just hit. Yeah. That's something. It is now come to my attention that I was never hit. Any other information is incorrect. I don't know. I was reported that way we had to stay quiet until the case was over we felt strongly. This would be the result. We had to take the higher out and say nothing, which was difficult. There was a lot of things we wanted to straighten out in the report, but we couldn't. So, you know, they're claiming that the the case the sentencing, whatever, it was was still at large was still kind of undetermined. So therefore, they couldn't say anything. Lucas Glover went on to say there is no probation. We did a lot of things on our own that we opted to do before the court ordered it. We did it together because we needed it. It was the closure of everything of all of the mess. A symbol of a new beginning. It was emotional and symbolic. He says about them renewing their wedding vows and the to starting a new chapter. Oh couple of crazy kids. You know? I wish him the best. I guess you have to. I'm always we always want Lucas to do. Well. Because we're afraid what's waiting for him when he gets home, and he's just seems like an incredibly good guy. Yup. We have a source who played in a pro-am with Lucas Glover recently within the last year. So said, he's just the nicest most laidback she'll guy in the world was chatting it up hell given a couple of Amador's in the group, some advice and helping them with their swing and certain shots that he's just the nicest guy in the world. And then he goes home through an absolute hurricane allegedly. In the eyes of the law. What what can we say in terms of her like charges was she did she get charged? You know, I really don't know member. There was the I'm trying to remember is the Players Championship last year in and the rumor was that he played badly on Saturday. So he went home, and she beat the shit out of him for it. And then like, the mob tried to get involved, and she like called the police on the mom and said, the mom was like trying to it was a whole deal. It was an all time stories headlines Lucas Glover disputes, the police report, it's a police report. You can't just dispute it it's a report from. I mean, this is what the police went assess and they reported this information, it's not like it was a like like a Twitter like beat guy that was like like Twitter egg. That's like, hey, I heard this. This is just a police report. And he's he's he's dispute he's disputing it. Which, you know, take it take it how you will this. I can now say she never hit. That's just a reading. I'm reading this articles shortly after Lucas. Seventy around the players Krista called nine one one hundred Portuguese being attacked by her mother-in-law, Lucas called back and said that wasn't the case. My wife has gone crazy. He was recorded saying. So I mean there new chapter, you know, they've reached the new chapter that was the old that was the visual of him blowing up on that day and at his house like his mother and his wife just going crazy bat shit like absolutely hitting each other. And he knows he's driving. Oh, my what's going on? It is that he knew what he was opening up the door. And yeah. And how about him having to call the police back of being like that my wife should be crazy. Don't worry about anything. She said. But look we are rooting for the best where we're pro love here. Everybody loves redemption story where we're pro love second chances. All that stuff why? Jake's jinx tragic. Yeah. That was crazy. That wasn't even just one word that was all that stuff. You guys had a little harmony to the way he did it because we were both going with the second chances and redemption stories same train. Yup. But one went low and high all that stuff that was something anyways, the Glover's seems like the Glover's are doing better, according to a potential hostage of the Glover's, Lucas Glover. But that's that's why we can only go off of what they're saying sounds like things are going. Well, just wanted to update you on the Glover's if I'm ready for anyone to win the masters just because of the celebration on the eighteenth hole. I need Lucas Glover. If it's not Tigers Lucas Glover need, but it's a little risky because if he's in the mix to win the masters think about how hard the consequences will be if he doesn't I need to stakes. I need the stakes. I need him. I actually need Lucas covered. A miss of a a winning. A why don't you say something I need? I just need to see that I need to they'll never pan to her. But you'll see in the corner of the frame someone just storm and you'll see a crowd like pushed away like all you hear noises. Like, ooh, it's all crowds. Like getting pummeled sudden like a car just explodes in the parking lot. Overstating birdie car standing on the green light. Please don't let me go. And there goes the four place. Everyone fall. They're like, sir. You have to leave home the masters is over after the master's you have to leave. I'm just gonna stay in just soak it all it has you guys go home. I'll walk up. You can I please just sleep here. Please. The next time. He shoots like a seventy eight the cop should intercept him on his way, home and put a wire on him. And just to see what goes on once. He gets back for Lucas Glover. Yeah. I just I don't know if my heart could take that to be is that way, rather, I think everything's the marriage. A new beginning. All that stuff is way better off if he just cut a hovers around the middle of the pack. You know, he makes the cut she doesn't get her expectations THEO high she therefore it can't be let down to Baddeley's bringing home a paycheck. You know? That's kind of where I want Lucas clever to win. I just I couldn't take it down the stretch on the back nine he's in the mix that wind gusts the the every swing he takes every putt. He takes gonna be cringing like oh. This could do it. I don't know that I can handle there's a lot of water on the back nine of the guts, the I just Lucas hover around. And and at that time has guard maybe done he may think the new beginnings is in full effect. He you know, they've been going to counseling. So you think the renewed vows maybe he's like, oh, maybe she show. Yeah. Oh, yeah. New beginnings. I mean, she does the renewed vows during the off season guys putting off in a couple of months. Everything's happy. Go lucky renewed vows like, you know, he stepped up to the T. He's feeling great gets written down on the scorecard at Troon. 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We'll gets the chance to win that Super Bowl if he has the chance which they deserve. They got they won the they should they won the game Minhaj got stolen from them. If he gets to go, and then has a chance to like take down Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. All those things that all the bonus checks that go into it all the merge the extra merchandise that they sell all of that just ripped away in just a blatant. Yeah. Most blatant miscall I've ever seen wasn't even that close. I mean, he murdered. It was a helmet to helmet ball. That was that was really that was like insult to injury after the game. Everybody news a myspace interference call. And then the NFL is a guy we build a pass interference call. We also blue the head of the head like fuck. Yeah. Col- people were saying, I don't think the receiver didn't himself any favors. He wasn't really like going crazy afterwards. It's like I think he was in LA La Land because he just got a helmet to helmet. The guy came across like Goldberg for the WWE just spirit. Through like the sideline. It was crazy. That's a move that. I pull when I play NFL blitz. I you just take out the wide receiver before the ball gets there. And they don't call and blitz because its anything goes, but it was an actual NFL game with the Subaru online. If this was a prison football game. Everybody's throwing the flag there like the longest yard this along CR, this would've they would've called a pen one hundred percent. They look I understand. We're all in jail for murdering people shit. There's a that's like that's just can't do that kit anywhere stunning. So anyways that was happening. And then as this is happening. I'm watching the game or rhinos. I'm a lifelong saints fan. People are tweeting out nonstop about the Phil Mickelson finish. Yup. And Adam had win an atom long at the desert. Classic site flip over to that there on the eighteenth hole. This guy out on long who has his only win ever was on the hooters tour in two thousand eleven which news store is like I mean, I think you win less money than it costs. Like the fee is to get into the tournament. If you win like first place, it's like staying at the hooters like hotel. In Vegas, basically, it's hooters hotel vagus version of a Gulf tour, and again, that's where a lot of these guys. Gotta get started. You start playing a little professional golf. You got a really work your way up to even get a sniff near like the web dot com tour for all that type of stuff. That's his guys only professional any thirty one years old Saint Louis guy, by the way, Nobile love Saint Louis. His previous best PGA tour finish was a tie for sixty third. He had missed each of his last four cuts. I think this is only his fifth career PGA tour event in all of a sudden down the stretch, he's bald. He's absolute nails. He's lights out on eighteen seventy second hole. He's got like this down sidehill lie severe Bob low is feed situation. Water left hits a dart right at the flagstick till like ten twelve thirteen feet something like that. And then cans like a hard right to left little curler in there to win. Unbelievable finish Phil Mickelson. How about this? From Phil Phil starts the tournament with a twelve under sixty. Okay. The natural starts the tournament. Like that. Then follows that up sixty eight sixty six sixty nine doesn't win the golf third. Collapse. He he no, I mean collapse. Right. No L played for like, you know, the last two days, but still played well played gray. It's definitely not a collapse. He didn't he said he had a horrible putting day yesterday Sunday. So obviously, you know, fish three under ratio three hundred for the day twenty five hundred for the tournament. I mean long seven hundred right. So I mean, he's got beat. I saw a lot of tweets. I know some people call them the bar so radio the guy was like, you know, how did you miss because did you see the the fill collapsed? And I went to the computer, I'm like collapse. There's no class filling legitimately he shot four ounce in the sixties one of them was a sixty. And then like, I said shot sixty eight sixty six sixty nine I think you can only take positives away from that. So phenomenal performance. He did like burn the edges, Mr. Todd. So I was looking at some of the highlights. So yeah, you could say like he just got cold with putter. I wouldn't call it a collapse like seventy five. Yeah. Or if right if he even if he did shoot sixty die, but he had like a three-stroke lead with four holes left, and he went like bogey-bogey, Lucas Glover. Now, definitely didn't pull Lucas clever. I don't know why that's kind of cheap shot thought we were trying to be positive. I know I can't get him into man. Know, I can't get him into many threats. Everything is on the up and up for Lucas, new beginnings. Yes, new beginning. This the easiest golf course in the world. They always go low twenty six hundred twenty five hundred twenty five hundred twenty four hundred twenty two hundred how about this. I got kids who's on the show he shot eleven under and tied for fifty seven. Yeah. I mean eleven hundred is dog dog sheriff. But we might miss the right? That's yeah. That's like he played horrible. Here's a question. Like. The would this translate to it being easier for the average golfer to play too like whizzy, I think so you think so well one thing I really noticed. Even like when they'd miss fairways by a mile and stuff. There's basically no rough. Okay. The rough looks Mary Schiavo sense. So, you know, I think that like you play Glen oaks all the time and like I played their bunch. And like, that's a course that like tears people up sometimes, right? And and like you'll look at the scores at the end of a tournament there. And it's like, you know to under one under and now you look at a score here. It's like twenty six under. It's like would we shoot like pretty well at this golf course compared to when we do at Glen oaks are paid black. Yes. Yes. Because the I want to say Glen oaks, I'm trying to find a leaderboard right now. I wanna say it was a pretty. Yeah. DJ in speed got in thirteen under into the playoffs. They're the only two guys that were double digits under par right, which on the Fiji tour. I mean, I think Patrick readers fifteen hundred when he won the master's last year. Right. So like now, you're talking. These guys are twenty six under on the golf tournament eleven hundred from kit's didn't crack the barely tap crack top size. Guys. Like you look at this list. Like, you were saying I mean, you can look at the guy who finished in fortieth, and he was fourteen hundred stupid, right? Yeah. I do. I think that that's a good question. Like, I think for the average golfer somewhere like Glen oaks is just a really hard golf course. Somewhere. Like, Bethpage Black is a really hard golf course somewhere like this desert. Classic spot. You look at the pictures though. And it doesn't look that easy. There's there's fucking mountains everywhere. And it's like this kind of weird snake like fairway. We'll say I don't think the mountains are in play. Just looking at you, look the hell of these little things. What are these animals? Those are goats those are grace. I can't see it for those are goats goats are native votes. I don't know if they're there. I don't know. I wouldn't have been able to pin down this animal. It's definitely got goat-like features into that. So it's funny. I pulled up the us, you know, high gave out stat earlier about what kids shot at the Desert Classic while also pull up the leaderboard from the Glen oaks like we're talking about. And I also have kids marked and like my little star area. And he he was six over there. The sorry is tough sixty nine seventy two seventy seventy five. Seven Northern Trust got to be better kiss anyways. Yeah. I it's just an easier. Golf course. I think and. You know, those are it's it's tough for me to swallow that Phil shot twelve hundred the first round and then shot three more rounds in the sixties one of those being sixty six in didn't win the golf tournament. I do like courses are tougher than that. You do think if your fill you walk away from that being like, I should just be holding the trophy right now. I don't understand why didn't win. Well, when you've got whatever he's got forty three or something PGA tour wins. I think he's probably feeling great. I did see that. He has. I don't know if he said it to the media. He's he's going for fifty. That's what he has goal is obviously wants to win. Really so interesting don't when you let one like this go it probably feels a little worse despite having forty three of them. Yeah. I think that's a good point. I, you know, fill the way he talks the media's always kind of a glass half full. I really feel good about my game. I building a lot this that he's a positive. He's a positive guy. So I think he'll take plenty of positives away from this and a little part of them what they had a camera on him. And he kind of said, wow. When long made that putt to win the tournament yesterday. So, you know, little bit of Phil. I I like that competitiveness coming back. He's feeling it fills field. He won the tiger match. Now here is. Shooting a bazillion under out here. He also like the week. Remember the week after the Ryder Cup when he was got off on the Ryder Cup. I remember the next week. They he just started the tournament on fire. So we'll frustrating Phil suck dick and the Ryder Cup. Then all sudden so bad how he's playing great all over the place. Speaking of Ryder Cup guy that was on the Ryder Cup team. Tiger Woods is back this week Torrey Pines people people may not realize this the last time we saw Tiger Woods play an official PGA tour event. He was March down the eighteenth hole with Eastlake with an army like he's Forrest Gump running down the street with running down the highway like the whole country behind him. Yup. That's the last time we saw playing official BJ tournament. He has played the Ryder Cup since them where he was kind of dog shit. He played the match against Phil where he looked pretty half ass and he played the hero world challenge. We did not look great. So those are also things that consider however, fresh new year Tigers made a bunch of comments about how you know. He he played too much last year, which he had. To do to kind of get a status back to try to earn a spot on the Ryder Cup team to get inside the top fifty and get into these certain tournaments and whatnot. He wasn't into the WGC's. So we had to play like the bar and other tournaments like that he played a lot last year at the he's probably going to play a little bit less this year. He made many comments about how he wanted to get stronger in the off season build up his body. Those kinds of things some Torrey Pines he's one here. Eight times as professional seven times. He's won the farmers insurance. One US open two thousand eight hundred whole podcasts on that. Go. Check it out. Also are close personal friend US. Jay has an awesome video on their YouTube channel about that two thousand eight. Yes. Oh, but at Torrey Pines, you can go check that out as well. But boys, this is kind of when you I always say that golf golf's like PGA tour golf season. Officially starting for me is a two pronged approach, gut the first prong is Capitola. Yup. When those guys are fucking on the mountains. We kinda talked about it. Like, it's golf on the moon. The yardages aren't even real right? Like, they're playing. They play that six hundred eighty yard par five. And they're just reaching it with irons and stuff, which if you do the math out on that doesn't make sense love capital, that's kind of the first prong. And then you go couple of weeks or you don't really care about the tournaments that much. You have the Saudi open, and you have this Desert Classic, which it's don't feel like huge tournaments. And then what's your plays again at Torrey Pines is the second prong now boom were our stakes in the ground golf season has begun. Tiger is back. You get the PGA tour live you can watch every one of his shots. He's going to be the feature group. He's playing with Tony female. I think and Zander Shafi are the two guys he's play with. But Tigers back boys has he made any comments about how he feels as he said the words like I feel fresh or refreshed like that's what I want to hear out of him. I wanna feel like a cold tiger. I don't want him to be hot and sweaty. I want to tell you about changing insurance like he's like a refreshed. Tiger Woods I want tiger like coming off the couch. Like, you know, he just feels good like he hasn't been like grinding like like does does he feel good going into this year? I bet he does. I like that. I'm not as stressed not nearly stress. I feel like guess feels like businesses usual. I'm getting a little. Yes. You are. Yeah. Because it was just a little like we had that that stretch where he played every single fuck weekend was like Tigers beyond this week. It was new that he was going to be good. We knew he was going to be competitive. And now, it's like all right. It's been awhile since we've seen him back in the swing of things. Like is he going to be I just want him to be Steph? I don't want the word Steph in like, I gotta get into the swing things. I don't wanna see that. I agree with you, Frankie. I haven't heard like we haven't heard fucking anything. No. He's basically been off the grid. Right. Since about a week after I met him and interviewed him not a big do you went into hiding? He basically went into hiding after that. But no, we really haven't seen anything from tiger. So you're right. I my guess is. So we're recording us on Monday. He'll do oppressor either Tuesday or Wednesday, probably Tuesday at some point answer some questions. I imagine we'll get a lot of those buzzwords those keywords, I feel refreshed. I had a great off-season. I'm really hoping to hear that need do. I know he didn't you mentioned the you'd like some small injury in. I don't know if it was like in a four arm or something like that. Can't remember it was a very minor story. Lock that out some little comment about that. So. You're hopefully comes back. He's completely refreshed. He's one hundred percent all those good things. He has won a bazillion times. At this golf course. So coming off the win at Eastlake coming off months of being able to refresh himself get himself strong or do whatever needs to do in the off season. And then come to a golf course where he's had as much success as you had really anywhere in the world. He's wanna bunch times there is an Amador to kind of have high expectations. I mean, he had no game at this point last year had no experience with his current new body and all that and he finished like tied for twenty third or something like that top twenty five I know. So you gotta think a top ten we're really hoping for top ten at least, you know, hoping that he looks really good that he gives himself a chance to win. So we kind of pick some of that momentum up that maybe we lost after Eastlake and kind of be like, oh that was just all that other exhibition stuff was Bs now. It's like real golf time and Tigers back for twenty nine hundred the right hire can make a huge impact on your business. People forget this. 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But they're in these outfits, very curious where you're going one of them's a purple hippo, the other ones that draft and other one's a monster. Now, there is some say you think tiger is going to be one of the purple hippopotamuses. There's some hubbub going around. There's a buzz the Tiger Woods may be the monster. Now. No one knows yet. The way this show works is that they they give out clues as to who each person is. And you don't find out until the judges pick that person. So you don't find out every week? No it is. No it's week to week like the monster. Stay in the back dancing. Right. So there's these are some of the clues that have come out that people are starting to pin Tiger Woods because you know, that's the game. As part of the game is who is the Mon. And it could be anyone any be anyone in the more famous person. But they say things like. He mentioned that this monster mentioned that he drove up south in his caddy to get back in the swing of things. Everyone's like don't like that. Everyone's like holy shit. And I, you know, now now reaction to that is Tiger Woods. Now, it was an Tonio Brown. He was saying stuff like I like to jump and dance. Like, it's usually things that are associated with that player without giving it away. You obviously want all the nation and not know immediately. But there are things like, you know, he came from the south Jupiter, Florida. He drove in his caddy. It's like a golf term blatantly. And then just to get into the swing of things. Like Tigers literally getting in the swing and things we use that terminology today. Talking about him getting back into the okay, let's say this. Let's say that it's not tiger. Who would that be? Hopefully, it's Phil or a speech or ROY. I don't know those guys are picking up. Now, if the question is if it is Tiger Woods. What do we do if Tiger Woods is the monster? Dancing around on the mask singer. What do we do going into go into the year two thousand nineteen when we want tiger to be like this fucking Darth Vader murder on the golf course. I want him to be like locked laser is like Tom Brady the way, they talk about Bill Belichick. I won't Tiger Woods to be like that. We can't have him to. I mean, we panic we panic. We got we got his career towards the end of his career, right? We have to rea-. Just what we think the second half of or like post injury post back surgery. He is going to be. Yeah. I mean, we start thinking like is this fucking guy just content with winning? Eastlake? That was angry. Does this fucking guy can me? But we don't know yet. We don't know yet. I'm okay. I don't wanna live in a world of the month. I'm okay people getting even deeper saying like is this him being like, I was a monster. At one point like there's a lot of things like could be could he on this happy? Go lucky retired guy is that I'm okay tiger being buddies with the generation the below him. I'm okay with you know at the Ryder Cup in being friendly being friendly with presents Cup. I am not okay. With him being the monster on the mess singer. Antonio Brown became the biggest laughing stock on in America for like a week because he was the purple Papa to me. It was also bad timing because there's all the timing to be the purple hippopotamus guy. I couldn't agree. More people looking very into it. But like every clue the person has said you can link back to tiger. When he wasn't picked. And he had to go into the next week. They said that it was a tough pill to swallow and people are saying like, you know, he's had like sleeping pills and all these pills and stuff. Would he go? Matt. So he wouldn't use that kind of phraseology to swallow. If he tough Ilda swallow caddy from the south swing thing. I mean, it's a golfer. Who could it be? You need to decide who it is said of tired. Because now all I think that it is that it's tiger. Like who would that be pill-popping watch? I'll show we have to watch his God damned Fadul Lucas Glover's wife like. Please. Oh, be renew my house. If you go be the monster pill from the south caddy swing and things pills. I mean, folks, they have got one guy his name Eldrick. That's interesting. I heard nothing about that whatsoever. That that that people are a rumor that where you are you on like, some deep sub reading reading there where have you what are you? Where'd you come up with this? This is some pop culture website. We scour pop culture websites. I like to just how did you first catch win this? I typed in you know, what's new attacker woods. Sums up. I did to be making this whole thing up now to be honest. No, I'm not swing of things quotes come from. Who puts those out from the show that comes from the official shells as like a teaser to like try to guess who it is. It's a yeah. It's a it's a it's a color that he gives to the judges. Okay. Don't like that was your views got off of lineup and the judges. The monster was the only one wearing tennis shoes. Where he's this one tweet says the the monster has on tennis shoes he mentioned swinging. Ooh, Tiger Woods has the Nike contract's. It's people that don't know much about Gotha. They're like they're Massingir fans, and they're trying to figure out who it isn't. Everyone's saying this is a popular show. It's a popular show. Yeah. I mean, the the purple hippopotamus was one of the worst thing has happened the city of Pittsburgh ever when Antonio Brandon Antonio Brown quit on his team. And then the next week. He was dancing and hit. Bottom us out there. That same week. Well, that's what I'm going to be like if tiger misses a cut and then the airs on FOX Wednesdays at nine PM so tomorrow night. See I did that. Yeah. No. You're you figured out the future thing tomorrow. I have trouble with that. During the Justin Thomas Rhett in front of our eyes. Good. You're proud of you. Well, this is wild news. We'll just hope it's wrong. I mean, that's just it could be anybody. Who's already had a couple of athletes. That's the only thing. That's good. Right. Verdict in Tonio Brown. They've already had Terry Bradshaw. And then Tommy Chong the comedian. But too I feel like three athletes would be like, I think they need a singer in there. But there's ten more contestants to go. So like there could be three athletes problem. The big problem is I can't think of anybody else who those driving a caddy from the south who does clues matchup with almost sounds too obvious. Yeah. Yeah. Member like, oh, he's balding. That's a concern. Yeah. Well, let's cheap shot. Those cheap shot that you just said, oh, and he's balding the I am showing concern. They're thinking that. That's Tiger Woods in that in that big blue monster off the looking at like monsters Inc. Yeah. It is a Mosser's guy. I'm looking at -til Moncef. It comes out. Hire woods is the monster on the mass singer. We went out to do an emergency pot. What did you say J? The monsters five eight. People here your microphone. Okay. That's gonna really be weird of the show. Here's yell and shake San the monsters five on the five eight on the show. Okay. The Tigers like six one. Yeah. That's good news. I will say the guy stood right next to him. I think he's closer to my height, which I'm I'm six foot. Listen, it's all it's all a guessing game right now. But it's just something to think about and something something to prepare for. If the blue monsters revealed, and it's Tiger Woods. We're going to have to be appreciate that. Because imagine if you and I heard anything about it. And we just tweets are coming in that. If I got blindsided by that on how I wouldn't be able to handle. Yeah, we're gonna need to be on our next. No, Dave would never ever ever. Let us live this down ever. It'd be over. We've I need to plan if this fucking happens like I'm thinking imagining like MRs a cut, and then he's the blue monster the next day, right? Because I mean, it would line up that like that's how it happened than Antonio Brown at the worst possible time. Oh, yeah. He pops out your feet monster also revealed in one of his in one of his clues that he was once on top of his game. But then the game turned on him. Tough. I mean, it's tough five eight he's not he's not. I mean, I'm looking at how do they know? He's probably I don't know. Maybe because that's where like the little eyeballs in the mask. I would say that the five eighth thing is Flynn, Jake. Where's our five eight dollars from good, housekeeping dot com? Well, what does that? Hausky? That's a magazine my mom used to get when the movie. What's your favorite non-pornographic magazine to two stepbrothers could housekeeping stepbrothers, the lose his weakness is that he's misunderstood? He's a monster. Because that's what the world labeled him as he retreated to his cave for a while to get out of the public eye. He is now trying to rewrite his mix tape is one of the quotes. He's a really great singer. He used auto tune to say he's back in his week one video pets back. All right. Sounds sounds. No. We don't need to read any more of these. Maybe Tiger Woods. This is gonna get too much. Like, we we can't be talking about our guy like he said an auto tune he's bat them back first week. He's back. This theory says it's t pain. Too easy with the auto tune. I think so too. I think they're trying to I think they did this very creatively to get tiger world involved. But really it's not tire. This is not your taxes. Let's move on. We're we're moving. We're not talking about this anymore. Fuck this conversation. Let's go to Kevin Kisner next up. We got kids. That's all I want to talk about anymore golf stuff any anything related to this monster. He's clues. I didn't know we're talking about play like blues clues over here. These Sunday scary. 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One here is a great field. He's playing in the feature group. You get to watch it Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, all kinds of golf coverage. So get excited for that. We're going to throw it to our boy, one of the most interesting guys we've ever had on the show because he's the man. Kevin kisner. Yes. What's up pallets going on? Still my dad. Is this time is this time work for kids. This we moved our whole schedules for that. Okay. Buddy. When is it more difficult for you to be perfect for me? I think you nailed it. Terms of time. I think you nailed the most Vittal tante act eight thirty seven in the morning probably about the time. That was was the one mostly blown away that you guys are actually at work. You should see in the look like even talk to each other. We came in. We just like slugged our way in sat down at the desk. Fucking kisner. So we're not gonna do it indoors you start talking to you. I wanna hear about I wanna hear about family kids. I wanna hear like what kind of what kind of guy. He is how how committed he is. Part of the life. Well, what's family kids? Scott. Drinking this morning kids. This is gonna be way worse than normal. What's family scheduled right? Pretty much mad rush from seven fifteen eight fifteen every morning four year old in the car in the school. Rex distressed had done pretty much all in argument. She's gonna wear and what she's gonna eat. How the hell we're going to get it out the door eight fifteen and then when she walks in the school say you're seeing by thinks she's just been perfect angel morning. You're involved in the hair doing her hair process. Dude, I'm the worst. I. Just. She does scream at me that I'm pulling or. Yeah. I don't do the hair. Let's just not. Do you? Do you cook is? Very rarely. I got pretty good wife. She gets up and makes breakfast for these kids everyday. She's a health freak. So she she would let me cook on the clay frozen waffles or something she's making eggs and our Khanna's, and they'll tempers and stuff everyone. I cannot imagine you dealing with the hell freak situation. Eat it cook it. Do like do you do laundry, and chores and stuff or do? You just you just sit around. I didn't know laundry. I got married I told her I'm not doing grocery store, and I'm not doing laundry. Doing. The trash guy. Pretty big trash guy all the Amazon boxes every day. Take all the trash out. Yeah. That's my my duty. That's pretty good. So like once a day or maybe trash comes a couple times. Trash. That makes a big show. To all the Amazon botches, we get it that you'd be more impressed. When you actually grow up and have children, you'll realize that every day you by six things on Amazon for your child, just grunting and try to be as loud as possible. So everyone knows that you're doing your daily duty. Draw mega like is really difficult and adults like a quarter of a mile away. And I'll Pol it all up in my truck and go I gotta take three beers with me for the ride. Just gone for an hour. And she's like what happened man that's a long time to break all this down. I'm getting the impression that family kids is kind of just you're doing the bare minimum. I feel like. Trying to get through the bare minimum till the bills come down there. Yeah. Then then you're the man at that point. You are the man. Favorite is family walks. When I ride the golf car behind him. So I remember seeing this for the first time, I think it was like a year ago, and he legit put up on his Instagram story. Like, I'll just go for a nice walk with the family and the wife and kids are walking and he's just driving behind him. People walk their dog with the with the dog outside the car. They've elise. Like sitting us is. At me. So weak like this kid, you do any practice it and you getting out on the range. It'll. Twenty nine degrees right now. So there's not much going on here this week. So I think when's this podcast coming out. Anyway, a couple of hours. So I can't talk about that yet. And I think I'm a thinking about playing in Phoenix because. The weather's gonna be terrible next week. So I need to go out there, and it's working, and then I hear you're going. So that really my but me top to commit to it. I was gonna say that. I I mean, I wasn't sure if you're going to tell everyone I convince you to play Phoenix. Yeah. Girlfriend cases comes to. I'll I'll definitely go. Have you talked to her yet? She'll be the Super Bowl. Feeling me. He puts out a press release that he's played in Phoenix. You should heavily be like mentioned being plan and Phoenix it's because of rigs barstool conversations with rigs from partial sports, Kevin kissers sided commit to the Phoenix Open. Yes. Should should make that. Pull that off today. You wanna you wanna break the news, I'm committing. I'll break we'll just we'll put out a nice little teaser. We'll get our team on it. We got a whole team here kiss. That'd be twelve fans that are excited. I don't know people you kinda the people's golfer. These days. I mean, Jimmy Renner to come back and play with me. Renner? What's he up to? Now. Anybody any Renner updates lately? Anybody? Hip surgery. Yeah. That was what over? Your last year in Boston. I wanted with them. I love her. And and he was getting ready to come back. But I don't know. I haven't had enough. They know Al the sides when I'll make some comment or something me, always text me. I saw like welches Instagram story or something that runner was out kind of striping it again. So hopefully, he's back said we love reading. Yeah. He's my boy. So you got any like simulator action down there? I mean when it's twenty nine or you just kids just off the grid. Yeah. I'm at the gym, actually, what is twenty nine. Brownie has like. Gotta be a hundred grand and simulators stuff. It is house. You got foresight and track man and. Cutting and all that stuff. So I'll go over his house. He made that sound. So that's just kids gives the old like sorry. Honey, I gotta go work for a little bit. Yeah. I gotta go strikes enoug-. Mumble striking's pretty shitty right now. Anyway, so I need to go hit some feeling about our game. I look like Tiger Woods about seven halls. And then look right rigs for about twelve. That's not as not a good size. That's pretty big drag off. I also I don't think that was eighteen holes that was nineteen. So I'm not gonna math. Remember that Texas morning kids? Text me he's like, yeah. We're going to do eight thirty last night. And then he goes, hey, I need to more minutes this morning. I go. All right. How's like eight thirty five sound? And he was like didn't teach your math at Harvard. Be eight thirty two. So you're not very cheery this morning on the having liquor in yet his to heaven, it's eight thirty in the morning. We're bloggers, dude. All all about it. I was walking around my apartment this morning saying, you know, fucking Kevin Kisner. I always have my exact schedule every single day. I live with a couple of buddies. They all wake up earlier than me. They're all running around the apartment. I walk out of my room this morning. What are you doing up like Kevin? Visit. I'm like in the bathroom. This is our schedule. I'm in the shower Robbie goes in the next. I'm like, well, I got Kevin Kisner in ten minutes. Kisner? We'll tell them. I agree. Let's talk about major championships kids last year car new we're going to get the get the spirits up. We're gonna start buzzing last year car news. Do you ever played? A course that baked out before. No that was cool shit. I hit my ball long way. Say that help you you could actually hit the ball kind of far now. Yeah. For sure. Well, all these guys are hitting five arms. I could hit three would. So knives as to set up our scene, I just couldn't imagine play in that place. Like everybody said where the rough was four feet high and having a chip out of there. I don't know how you'd have break poor. Yeah. Because even with all that basically, I mean, it was wispy and and really not much of a factor. The rough and still played pretty brutally hard. Yeah. I mean that was the easiest rough I've ever seen in a British Open as far as being able to get hit four and five hundred out of it. But the golf course itself is still difficult and. I don't know probably one of my favorite weeks of the year. All the time to see the difference in the British Opens. You know, you never know what you're gonna get by Saint Andrews eighteen hundred wins last year, but was eight or nine under win and. It's my favorite chairmanship just show up. And and they just let the conditions happen. They don't try to force anything on. We'll shot at our guys there. I think the US. I'm always shooting my shot at the US. So last year show might be over at the US, though, your boy retired Mike Davis. I know he's his well, he's moving into more CEO type roles. Yeah. He shoots have you ever played golf with them on never played golf with him. I wonder yeah. I don't know. They don't really reveal a lot about game. Handicap, don't you have like a system, you can Google handicap? I mean, they do have a handicap they do have a US handicap system kit's, Leslie, what is come on who's on here with me, Frankie and train or somebody. Well, somebody get a Google search there bloggers, let's find out Mike Davis handicap, I'm looking at I'm going to try and find it for your kids. This is what happened. I bet you three seconds. It's gotta be out there. This is kind of a test. I go to. All right. Go ahead. Sorry sad road. None of you. Do your putting us to the test. I mean, we are bloggers right now. It'd be look at the should see Frankie Trent right now. Just frantically trying to get from Graham delays as he said, my theory is that Mike Davis has never broke eighty five in his life. And he doesn't wanna see pros do it either. So that's that's that's what I'm thinking. Solid twelve Andy CAPP and if he had to play zone setups couldn't break hundred. What's never know? It could be a scratch four point three four point three. Yep. Killing us four point three tell you what I'll give my Davis nine shots play for his income. We got put that on paper view. I mean. Yeah. That should be the new matches might play. It gets kids for Mike Davis's income. Yeah. Exactly. So I assume you might be might be making me nervous, actually, US JC. Oh, that's probably in the two commerce. So I assume you really fired up for the US Open at pebble issue. Yeah. I heard they made number nine three ten to top of the hill. Can't wait for that three ten. Yeah. There is. So whenever I've played there. We try to play we play like the blues, which is is far back as allow you to play then. And there's a good teebox like seventy arts behind that. I feel like yeah. The guy play with in one of my days the program last week and homes rings with their set as the new -til nine three ten to the top of the hill. So that means you're gonna have to twenty into green built for sandwich. So you're fired up for you. Can't wait. That's that's the way if you can hit it through. Kate at three ten so I'm gonna have to fifty. Now, it's it's always a comical week to see how bad they can screw it up. I love to get. It's very funny because I yeah. Pretty close a lot of the US J guys. So their side of it. And then when they get the players we get there. And then you get kids who just clearly because it was great because we played when we were in the practice round last year on Wednesday and just wrote Triggs. Rigs that was me inside the ropes rigs with Kevin Chappell we had a couple of weeks ago and and his job in the bunkers and just before even hits. It just starts Chirpin the sand before. Be like the sand. Just a crap shoot out here. I hate the. Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Life is way too short to spend a single moment being uncomfortable. So when it comes to something you every single day your underwear why settle for anything less than Tommy John reminder. Tommy, John dot com slash four is going to get you twenty percent off of your first order. We all wear Tommy, John. It's the only underway. I've legitimately replaced every other kind of underwear with Tommy John in my drawer because they are that good. I wear them golfing. I wear them to work. Today's are long day in the office from like eight AM until like nine PM. I have to be in Tommy John to be that comfortable the whole time haven't even noticed that where city in this just brutally hot studio right now. 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Was that kids just ruthlessly chirped chapel for his like analytical guru guy that he had with them. He's still got that guy. Yeah. Everybody does. There's this. Big bold statements like you have to the poor five on this golf course. No shit. Par-threes are really hard here. Pars are good score. Thank you. This is guy who who chapel. I guess a bunch of other guys employed who brings this like statistical analytical approach to their strategy and helps some kind of plan out where they're you know, where they should be focusing on missing in which is at greens to air on this. And that in the entire nine holes that we played the show kids chirp this guy to face kissed feels more like a field guy. Not enough. Unbelievable. They act like Dawson fucking video game. I mean, if I knew where I was gonna hit it every time the last thing, I need to know is something from you. It was great. It was like that for basically, two and a half hours straight. It was awesome. Oh, yeah. He was out last week and the week before. So like seven or eight players building up stable there. He's rich. So let's go back to Carnoustie you stayed in the little frat house with a bunch of the which the bunch of the boys. Which would guy that whole crew was the biggest Premadasa who didn't take out the trash or doing refill. Toilet paper. Roll when it was empty or anything like that. So we had two houses last year because I don't think they had a house big enough in that area to house all of us. So we had like two neighboring houses. So we have the chef in the flirty out there. So he basically takes care of all that stuff. And Gotcha, the shifts and the Butler, and he's from the UK. So he understands what all the going on over there. We pretty much live in heaven, man. So you guys are all prima donnas. Yeah. Exactly. I remember you guys you guys talking about watch getting up and watching the coverage in the morning and kind of see how the courses play with a couple of the other guys with like speed and whatnot. You take notes during that because that seems like a very cool scene. I don't like writing down stuff enough mental notes. You don't tee off two three o'clock and after noon, then there's not much to do from seven thirty until noon when you leave so. Around could his food and watch golf talk about the holes. What I think it was Sunday when the wind started blowing like crazy. So that was more interesting to see what guys were hitting verse you holes because number one was multiple ways you could play that whole off t-, and whether it blow in thirty I want to see what guys are doing. Yeah. Because speed I mean speed drove the green I think it was Saturday and then on Sunday. I mean, I saw guys hitting like mid to long irons that green. Yeah, I have four and they're all Sunday. I have to I hit wedge everyday. And then four and some of the thing you're in the gym kit's. Hey, I'm swollen six. What is what is Kevin Kisner? Do the gym. I do I twenty five minutes ago stuff working on motion of it stuff. And then I got like six four two hundred and fifty pound to change me. And he just gets me soul. After that. It's shows. My does. I'm going to arm wrestle rig next week, and we'll video for you. That'd be great. Well, you tip in the scales. At now. About one sixty you know, I'm coming in their heavy. Getting up to I was gonna guess like one forty five come on, bro. Final round of the British ended up finishing t two which is great. You're tied for the lead at one point. How'd you I mean, you're pretty even keeled guy? You don't show a lot of emotion somewhat argue even kind of boring to watch out there. How'd you do you feel like different out there? No do survival day. Conditions pretty much didn't allow you to think about what was going on. 'cause you're trying to figure out how to shoot a low score possible. Those conditions. I played fine. Other than the second hole. You know to towns in the Bucker, and I didn't make us six eight footers that I've been making all week early. And around thing turned him for over. So I was pretty much out of it after turn. And then. Fault back to have a chance thanking I could birdie eighteen to into a playoff, but franchesca birdie eighteen right in front of me. So that pretty much sealed the deal coolest part day was watching tiger make around he was playing in front of me. And that was pretty cool. Wow. So you had kind of a front row seat. Rosie. I hadn't seen him. What I I got out on tour. He was you know, kinda right before he started getting hurt. And so it was pretty good watch on major championship making him making a run on Sunday. Yes, fit and right there on ten fairway when he high yacht. It off the tee on eleven you made double or bogey to kinda in this chances. Yeah. And that was I think on ten is when he hit that crazy shot out of the bunker than eleven is when he. Yeah. You made that that brutal. Double but front nine must have been pretty wild the watching. He made what two or three birdies got himself alone in the lead. Yeah. You could just sense that he was doing some. I didn't know what he was putting for and all this. But you know about time I got my ball in the fairway. He was gonna put on every hole in the crowds are starting to get rowdy. And you could tell there was a buzz going on this in any way, or do you just think it's cool. Does it affect the way you play the game? No, man. I thought it was cool shit out grew up watching that do do that. And then to basically see him not be able to walk to come back and doing that was was. Pretty impressive affects anybody because you're like like Rick said, you're pretty even keeled guy. Do you think it affects the people like the people you are playing with today, noticeable difference? I think for sure he he would definitely have that factor on some guys especially in his pre injury when he was always stone-faced and look like he was gonna eat your heart out the entire time. Now, you know, he's more personal than ever and thing more guys know of now than than before. Makes you feel better. So the one time I played Carnoustie on the second hole. I was the last guy to go off. And I played by myself because I went over there by myself, some kind of a loser and. And there's a force of in front of me catty. So they let me play through his raining. So obviously, I'm like Russia, and I'm like holy shit. I'm at Carnoustie stand up on the second t trying to rush I literally topped one into the shit. And then tells standing out in the fairway like wait to play through that. I like chapter six up into a fairway bunker, yanked one way left made triple so hoping. Yeah, hope makes you feel better. Stuck you by water on the whole if he did I would have laws that whole tough tough gopher thought, my my teacher still talks about this. I guess he was standing right there. I'll side roads. And I literally was not sure I've ever going to get out of that bunker hit to live with the first one. And then it drops straight down in plugged underneath the live with the second. Now, I got like straight up six foot how lip? I have no idea. I got out just thinking. Just think hundred could be for me. I've done. Yeah. I'm taking my ball up and go in. So now, let's get to the PGA. Now, the great showing newer Ledin through the first half of the Turney. I I wanna hear you talk about how awesome these Saint Louis fans were Saint Louis guy. Saint Louis is we all those hot hill. Wasn't it? Oh, it is summer stock but went up with, but it was packed out there man that was trying to people and Saturday was getting rowdy. I think I was in the last group on Saturday. It was was wild out there a lot a lot of rigs brother brethren just wasted walking around. Oh, yeah. It's pretty accurate. My brother and. So you didn't know I had that big of vocabulary. Did you know Google came on? So did out highlights, you know, getting called to the frigging Fodio for one person. And who was that bogging ring? Well, I mean, you believe that tra- I'm like media now, I'm not doing media. Yeah. One request. I'm like who is he goes. I don't know some cloud from barstools. I mean kids you're leading the golf tournament. And nobody wanted to major nobody wanted to talk to you. But me, I mean, you're welcome. That's a man who's been smart about as media over his career. People are like this guys leave the tournament. They still don't want to talk to exactly they know they're getting nothing from me again, you leading the major championship. But anyways. What what was it that guy was just killing you? Oh my God. That was so. I think it was Thursday that I did that I did the one on one with you and nobody really cared. And then Friday you continue to play. Well, the whole world is just stunned. You're leaving the golf tournament. And so as packed all sudden, and I kept trying to get questions in this fucking clown over to my right every time because you know, I mean, there's twenty media people around, and you gotta like really jump in there. I'm like kiss. And then I would start my question and the guy just dominated me his question. Owned and I wouldn't even answer question. I just look at rigs and start dying. This last to be lab. And then just was like what you ask again to the other guys. So I did get dominated in the media. I gotta get better at that. Lot of the course architecture. Geeks kids were chirp it on Belle Reeve or Bella to you as Frankie. Correct. What'd you think of the golf course? You know, I didn't think it was that bad. Unfortunate that conditions. We had to play it in because of so hot that soft and with. Wasn't major championship where the nut. Sure. That was quite on that level. But overall thought the boys put well for what they were handed, you know, hundred degree weather, and Ben grasp did not can that. Great. Well. Yet. Didn't it didn't. It was a bummer because like you said, I think the course can present even better than it did, but it provided a good golf tournament. So I don't think that it's getting I don't know that it deserves a lot of the Dega Tivoli that it's received. But anyways, no, digging a golf courses. How do you feel about the major championship venues this year, Augusta Bethpage pebble and Royal Portrush? Augusta always going to be brutal for me. How long they've made the golf course appointed a few weeks ago and they've changed number five before ninety five. So as another bogey for me. But you know, if we can ever get perfect conditions at Augusta where the fairways were running like they used to. And remember watching my Greg Norman days, he would you know, pound driver and it run forty yards in the fairways. Now, they mowed the fairways back into you all doesn't chases for. So they're handed more to the bombers. But. It's all good. If you get hot with the putter and hit it, really good. You can still compete as the younger shorter hitter. TJ Bethpage got no chance there. Heavily play decent. If the US wasn't running it. And I got no idea about Highland. Ready to? How do you like my honesty? Great. That's what we want. That's exactly what I was looking for over four probably. It's incredible. Only being the last group on one of those. And you'll be texting me like what the fuck is. I will try to figure out where to put my money, and you're like, I got no chance at any of these golf courses, basically. So we talked to Justin Thomas in may. Are you kidding me? It could be forty seven degrees in the golf course is eight thousand yards long. And I gotta listen to the Yankee assholes scream at me the whole. That's frank. You're kidding me. I'm going to be like I'm gonna be talking about Gaba ghoul and man of gut right in your ear. You're not gonna be you're not going to be able to hear anything, but the Long Island accent. That's all you're gonna hit. Fucking east Hampton, bro. All I listen to for nine years. There you go. So we talked to Justin Thomas what are your goals? He's like, I don't wanna say them. He's like he was he was still like tight to himself over sudden kisses like, yeah, I got no chance. It's like one of the most common minutes. Right. They love Irving pages. Eight thousand yards on do you have any chance top forty player in the world. I got no chance. Knowing. Beaming quality of death pages. TJ Senate up. May not play it all the way back then you can come to my Italian restaurant on your off. You know, you gotta go to Borelli's. You got come to. We'll set you up with real far away. Is it fifteen minutes? So an hour and a half. No, it's it's a true, fifteen minutes town over. I'm there every night. You got me a table. We'll put Kevin Kisner right on it. We'll we'll make a little plaque for you to boot. You'll have your birth beers. Or even colder Borelli's kids. That's right. Even colder. Oh, yeah. What do we get their pizza or? I know you we have we're no for you know, you'll start with a little bar pie. Get a nice little bar pie small little pizza, and then you get a nice veal parmesan with a side of rigor Riga. That's it bang. You're you're set. Wait. Do you see Frankie behind the bar act like yawns fucking place? I mean, I do only affect Dan, hopefully, the islanders like this. His to an island game. We'll get we'll get him mellow Long Island experience trying to fuck them. Like what's going on? I mean kids like my kids like my best friend right now. I mean, he woke me up at eight o'clock. It's true. Does like my girlfriend Kim. Now, that's it Borelli's at so you can find kissing Borelli's on Friday night late when he missed. PJ? I'll be wills up about that. So a story that's kind of become a little bit of Kisner lore. Since last time. We talked to you is this wing foot story, you know, the one I'm talking about. I just got another player come up asking me last week that was true. So did you did you put that out there? How did that get out there? Look. Don't worry about where the story came from never heard your voice. You know, if it's some something got sent through our count. You know, I don't know. I can't remember everything all the details. But anyways story goes east course at wing foot healthy amount of drinking booze in this event. It was like a charity event something like that fundraiser. We'll we'll days every year wing foot in the seventeenth is what like two hundred thirty yard par three. Very brutal whole very brutal. Whole story goes the kids. It's like a couple of feet those up there cans, the putt turns around and yells to the teebox, this ain't no hobby, boys. Which is pretty close accurate. I was gonna say how much do you remember from that day? The day goes you route around with the team member from wheels up, and you play certain holes with certain groups that are obviously people they need to impress. And by the end of the day. I didn't wanna play anymore. So they stopped on that whole. And there was a group, and I was like I'm not playing anymore, but I'll just chirpy the whole whole and hang out because I'm wasting. And then they were like, no you gotta play. So after arguing finally went out there and hit in a strike on. And just started Chirpin the entire whole. Somehow are shifted right? And I hit one solid drunk which is never happened before. Are you usually worse when you're drunk? So bad really see like the worst putter in the world. And that's the only redeeming quality my golf game was putting so take that away. So I'm the worst night on the worst hungover putter. I always feel when I'm coming off a big night, and I'm gonna dark place. I can usually swing standing over the ball. But when I forever reason like putting when you look down at the ball and the putting green I feel like I'm kinda just spin off the planet. I don't know. I don't play golf on over learned my lesson with that in college. Let me you. Gotta learn so much. I was in your shoes, I would probably play hung over a lot. But I would just get another vodka when I woke up, and then I wouldn't be hung over anymore. That's I mean, that's exactly do transfusion. So when I put drunk, I always hammer, it's like, I'm gonna make every putt 'cause I'm so cocky when I'm drunk, and then I have twelve feet coming back from part, and then I'll miss that. And then I just sling the Potter and roll. So so we don't want to get kids. You can't we don't want you being hung over or drunk now when we're trying to win golf tournaments. No, I don't drink the week. I mean, it's I would have never guessed that from the things that I've heard, but that's that's Marcus. I mean, two years maybe at night up Cam. That makes a little more sense. Coking Doda bed with out of beer with two kids. Nobody we would know we're, you know, we're both immature. We're all three immature. Young idiots. You're all forty years old blogging and living with people in New York. This is true pretty close. Playing hockey. That's right times a week baby. Men's league. I've been with the firemen game. Did they dust your ass, dude? These guys. We show up this men's league last week. We had six guys six Gators. They show up. They have no joke have nineteen skaters which I mean a full full roster. Jelly, dress twenty guys. Nineteen guys they got a coach in all it says bravest on the back of all their jerseys, which huge firefighter, huge FD. And y in PD guy raised a bunch of money for them last year. All that stuff. These guys they're fucking change in lines. They're dumping the puck is like dump and chase. It was insane. So we're up one nothing the first period of losing eight five right Reina's over who's in say, and then couldn't keep up with the three lines. Are you kidding me? We're doing to your your skate around just dead straight legged like you can't even bend your legs because you're so tired. It was somebody touches us blow. One of the guys like one of those guys was total meathead and was basically threatened to beat up. Why Pete because he put a video out from warm-ups Chirpin them for how many guys they brought? And he after the game was like I'm gonna beat you up for doing that. Did you get in? There show muscle. Was fuck no went home and blog for my computer. Oh, yeah. Internet warrior. That's right. I'm not gonna fight you. I'm going to go type about you. That's what I do. It's great. Awesome. So kids, you got thrust into the mix with some Patrick read stuff. Now, we are obviously the highest of journalistic integrity, so yeah, we just heard rumors. What actually what happened with all that? My opinion was the tween a journalist and myself off the record. But certain journalists say it was not whatever it's up to them to believe in that whatever they want to believe I was just discussing what I'd heard from other people that played on his teams. I never want sitting thing negative about him from my point of view. And in fact, if you read article, actually, so out of nice things about it. But a lot of people portrayed it as me talking about myself, which is not even close to what article says I asked for the tape of the of the recordings and they wouldn't provide them. So that's pretty much an answer all questions love just clearing clear. They're getting the record straight there. Again. It's nice to be on the right side of big Jay journalism over here. That's what we do a partial sports. Yeah. They say is the nicest thing I said on there. I said, well, send me the tapes. Okay. We will find hours later policies change or not allowed to. Policies change changes even mean policy. I have no idea. That's how that's how you get caught in a lie and. At the answer. Let me policy Joe well wash nowheres I like it like that too. How's our boy? Dewey's Cavs doing? You know, do we got a new hill? Wow. He's been out since Philadelphia until he did Shark Shootout. And the last two got a brand new ceramic Kip in there and feeling good. So. He's looking good, man. He might be able to make another ten years. New hip that's fresh? I didn't realize you bought them a truck to when you won the dean and DeLuca a couple of years ago. Yeah. That was a funny story. I didn't even know. But I guess in the practice round. He was bitching about his car. So messed of his car and his wife is having to take care of it for him while he was gone. And I said I witness we got eating truck. I just bought a new truck. And. Like Wednesday after the turnament Scott Brown's catty called me. It was like when you give them big man the truck, I said, what are you talking about? He said you'll remember on the third hole when we were walking down the fairway. You told him you're gonna get in your truck. If you want. So he came down on Friday and picked up his new truck. Love it. I guess that's what it takes a new truck. That's how you get a new truck. Absolutely. It actually worked out. Well for me because I was on the way to buy myself another truck and ended up in the truck deal with a guy from stay Georgia, Georgia, courtesy autograph. So I ride around in new truck every five thousand miles now. Buddy. So go buy your truck, man. Courtesy auto group. Yeah. There you go. You got to get a wet the beak cars up there. You only cars in New York. Don't you? You have a car New York. You're an idiot. I, but I do have a car near. What is it just paid? It'd be parked all day long. Literally just sits there and is rack up tickets like twice a week. But when I need it for golf, I got new rules flagstick in or out. I don't I know you've been playing I don't know if you've been doing it or not because they don't really show you on TV, very often. So flagstick inter. When they're here and fifty eighth place. They don't show, you know, there's out they don't shit. Hey. I've kept it in on puts that are like where I would get it tended taking it out every other time. Does it feel weird button with it in? I don't know. I pretty much. It was really weird when it putting from six feet with it in. It will really awkward. Yeah. Friends of the US j what do they think about it? I don't think they really care. What I think about. No. I said what do they think about it? But they think it looks cool in a pros tapping in from sixty the flagging. I think it's going to change. That's my guess. The dropping is the weirdest one. You guys. Look, I if like somebody's gonna some wuss. Golfers gonna strain a back muscle from dropping now. Imagine. That's how you got hurt. Yeah. It's so awkward have you dropped from your knee. Oh, yeah. It's like it literally. It's the least athletic feeling thing. I've ever done. Exactly. I don't know whether to side bend or do. I bend my knees or just bend over from waste this fill completely lost doing it. Maybe don't hit it somewhere where you're gonna drop. I mean part pass sprinkler heads rigs. There's a lot of places that are free drops sprinkler head. Okay. But even if you're near the carpet, maybe keep it in the fairway. Well at home with his car path only I aimed for the car passed. Touche? So what does Kevin what does Kevin Kisner need to do to get better and twenty nineteen? Hit the ball better. How are we gonna do the house writing spats pitiful? And then short game was pretty bad last year too. So working pretty hard on those two things. So maybe win instead of finished second him, so everything but product. Yeah. I real rocketed. Just give better everything about product. Like, that's a good plan. So the tours toying with mid round player interviews this year. How you feel about those? When they start paying me to do them. I'll be happy to. Your big wet the beat gut. Yeah. It's more shit. We get no money from the tour. They just parade us around like rag dolls. That's gonna change 'cause I'm on the ballot to be packed chairman and be on the board. So that happens it's all coming to him in. Wow, they're putting you on. They're going to try to put you on the on the on the board and chairman Kevin Kisner the chain. I don't know. I don't know that they're doing it. But. Ballots on right now. James on Justin Thomas to four a board gut. Well, I just wanna hear like you sound a billion dollar deal with discovery and the players reading benefits of it. He wants to do. You know, I think that's a good point. I just I don't know how your board etiquette would be. Rigs I'm on all kinds of boards. Run a foundation, you do you? Plug your foundation right now. Good call. Yeah. President of the board who it is like the Kisner fatty she got big meeting in three weeks about giving money away. So I got to be prepared. I mean, how much preparation do you do? Lot of red wine drinking. Kizer foundation where do you? What do you guys focus on? Children the CS RA. So which is called the central Savannah River area. Basically, Augusta naked and surrounding counties, and it is literally the Kisner foundation. So you probably should be the president. Yes, sir. Actually, you know Brittany runs the show there. Yeah. That's true. You're kinda like just not even know. I don't even know. I'm lying. Just a figurehead. How wish you can't finish fifty eighth and be a figurehead? True. You're not wrong. So talking about before that when I got off on the weird tangent. We were talking about. Yeah. I don't really remember to be honest with you Stu early. Phoenix shine, like not o'clock at night. Right. When you made me do this normally. Yeah, we're kind of you know, we're on fire usually at that point the day. We're pretty warmed up. Yeah. Phoenix last question Phoenix next week. You were telling me that you weren't gonna play because you don't like the golf course. But now do all of a sudden just like the golf course, what can we expect from you next week? No, I don't love golf course. But whether it's supposed to be terrible at home next week. So I think I'm gonna go play for that reason and conditions a lot like last week. So wouldn't be much change over from week to week if I don't play I don't play but once in the next month, so we're gonna my schedule probably need to on just to keep them rips up when else you plan. I play if a point next week, I'll add up play Pebble Beach and then week off and go to Mexico for the world championship. And then we off and then I'll get rolling Bay Hill players Tampa. And that's masters after that. Yeah. Yeah. I keep forgetting about the players being so much earlier high feel about the change up this year. Going be brutal. You know, two totally different golf courses than we're used to the overseas, probably wet. So it'll be longer probably be colder different win direction because it'll probably come from the north compared to later in the year when it comes from the south. So it'll be a lot different. Kids you've been driving this whole time. I'm sitting in front of the gym waiting on you to quit talking. Oh, yeah. You got your big your big trainer in the house. You must have training because there's no way that you would actually be doing by yourself. I can't motivate myself yet up, man. We're about to do our own type of training. We're going to blogger school after this is that something that injured. I'll be running logger school Dave's making us go to blogger school because he thinks that we suck it blogging. Now. Really? Powerpoint? Let's be still like the king of the best. Why didn't he just teach it? He says he's the best of everything just teaching teaching it big time. Yeah. He's literally making us go to like another location in the city, and he's teaching us blog school a lot of people walking around on edge. It's like, no one knows. What's about to happen is buzz around the office? What is blogger school gonna fire? Somebody goes he might sacrifice someone in front. Be incredible. Get up here on this table right now. And he just rips your like your salary your contract breaks, your laptop. We'll see. So we're all going to train in kids. That's what's next up. What town what town does that start ten o'clock? Oh boy. Got like getting picked up in a bus and from office Nacho anywhere. You're going. Could be would be awesome. I'm folds all of us all walk in a line. Yeah. Say bring your laptop nothing else. The yellow school bus. All right kiss. We don't wanna bother you too much. We appreciate you taking the time. Also you next week in Phoenix. All right, brother and made me sound good. We'll make you sound good where we can. Well. Yeah, we got people that can do that. Don't worry. Frankly. I enjoyed you finally being on this podcast. You know enjoyed speaking to you Kevin. And I can't wait to see you at Barelli's at the at your booth with your fun time hadn't go ahead and make my reservation. So I got four people coming. I got you who else is coming family. Yeah. Yeah. That way. Did you see how much my kid to me Frankie? He's sixteen months. He eats more than anybody. I've ever. I love it. Also, ask you one more the advice for guy, though, who may have the chipping Yip's, aka the wedge skull, FOX. Yeah. Man. I I've been down that road before. I was gonna say I'm gonna listen to Kisner on this shit. Come on. Who does it Frankie? Are you Frankie Frankie? I haven't hit a good wedge in two and a half years. He's skull fucks everything thirty yards over the green. Like from eighty yards or from ten yards from both anytime. I get a wedge in my head. It's a fucking nightmare. 'cause it's it's something like you've never seen before. I can crush the ball. I hit it so smooth. I'm great off the tee and great with long irons. I get a wedge in my head. And I mean can't hit the green. It's like I don't know how to play the game. It's all sequencing tempo. Frankie tempos of mess. People say why why everyone says how come the video just went double time when you swap why are you at adding video in in a fashion that you just speeding up your back. That's I'm I'm just going fast. So top of your backswing. The start down would be your handle and everybody else's would be the right leg driving towards lift. I think do you know what that means? I have to really process that I can't coach to gather VAR. Another video. This is the lockdown slow down. And and make your handle fill stays at the top of your backswing forever as you're driving your lower body towards your left. And right. So you live pictures. So would you live that I can visual that was good good? So right knee before I'm left him to our left knee before the grip to start down. Okay. Yeah. It makes sense. But I can't. Should I send you video from the gym in a minute at while? You're at bog school. Dave I have to go to the bathroom. I'm just like in the bathrooms can stand up and work on my chicken. I mean, that's when blogs we'll just ends for me. You're done with log life ins. All right. Have a blessed day you to have a blessed day luck in the gym. I'll see Phoenix. Thanks, man. I hit it.