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"raymond francis ma yahtzee" Discussed on Car Talk

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10:47 min | 9 months ago

"raymond francis ma yahtzee" Discussed on Car Talk

"Oh we don't speak to anyone named doug anymore. What's up all right. Here's my here's my scoop. Yeah i'm happily married been married a long time and my wife She drives a van. And i drive a volkswagen golf with a manual transmission. Now my wife cannot drive stick shift so she can't drive my car and in fact we've Since we've known each other we've never shared a vehicle. That's the best way the best way. Well okay. i'm getting to the point here now. i'm very neat in my car. She is very neat everywhere except in her car and she can tolerate a lot more mess than i can. Yeah we've discovered over the years that i this is merely an observation. Yeah okay and i don't mean to suggest anything by it but most women's cars are met before he says. I want to distance my irrefutable. His most women's cars are mess inside. My what we have grandchildren little kids. Who live near us. And so she's always carrying them around and i'm amazed at At the mess. That accumulates in there sometimes tell you the truth. Kids stuff i mean. I don't drive her car very often. But one time. I hopped in and the steering wheel was coated with spilled with felt like something. Sticky like spilled soda melted ice cream and melted lipstick. All over the engine. Cover so my question do you. Guys is my volkswagen. Golf has Almost two hundred thousand miles on it and what by another one gets to stick shifts if he can. I mean my wife suggested. Wouldn't it be nice. She says darling. Wouldn't it be nice if the next vehicle had an automatic transmission. So that i could help out on the driving on some of the long trips that we take and very sweet but i just want to say i'm not going to give you any advice and whatever you hear is coming our brother. Raymond francis ma yahtzee. Well is giving you all of the advice. I wouldn't touch that plus ten foot pole. I'll have the courage the ted. Get a stickshift. Ruin it on you. That's my inclination. I think that automatic would cause us marital stress. Yeah well but what. What's how you going to get out of it. What are you going to give her. As a reason when you say no honey too much of a better mileage more pick up the you know you love which is true. It's cheaper my mental health. Yeah we're gonna you're on your own on this. What i will say i'm thinking throw go. Yeah well i'll tell you. My wife recently was dry. She was behind the wheel and my wife always had a pretty neat car. And i never really were whether i drove her car. She drove mike she was. I'm not that i'm a neat nick. Either but we were relatively. We're on the same plane. No and named slob reading the point eight. She is eating candy bar or some such thing and she takes the rapper tosses it. Oh i toss over power to the people said. I'm sick of being neat. I figured i was done. You should see your colonel is above four inches of junk on the floor in the back. So i i've given up. There's some delicate politics involved in this question. I think his his. I would stick with it. Were i giving advice. Which i'm not giving. Yeah they don't sell it anymore. Know the stick shifting and the manliness aspect right. You say hon. We've been married. I'm an old married guy now. And i've been emasculated in every possible way. Only thing left for my machismo is the stick shift. So i can get in the car angle room room room and use that thing and shift into all those gears. It's a manly thing. Please don't take this last piece of mainly from me. Stick with that like yeah. I would stick with that too okay. Well i'm gonna give that some thought. And maybe that's what i'll do all right. Thanks a lot guy. He's done for one. Eight eight eight car talk or one. Eight eight eight two seven eight two five five. Hello you're on car. Talk kim from washington state. High divulge Tacoma so what's up kim. Well i've listened to you guys enough to know that you're great marriage counselor indeed and so what. I need to know. This has to do with cars. Trust me. i need to know who was more stupid me or my husband. We don't use words like that. Kim don't know how 'bout idiot. We'll we'll get to that you go ahead and tell us the problem and we'll tell you the proper method of communication because we've been in therapy on this for a long time frank. Learn the lingo. You know what i mean and the words more and stupid are to be eschewed. Okay go ahead to start my husband that moron. I'll put her the right. Who parents center this other words. They'll come out of your mouth my husband that more on that blank okay. He found a lexus that was abandoned at the airport and he decided it was there for three years. I thought to every time we flew out. There's that lexus. And it's got grass growing around it. It has boot on it. You know so nobody can steal it right so he decides he has to have it so he purchases the lexus From the bank because the guy that abandoned it never made a payment on it and quit pan the airport okay so he owed the bank so the parking lot yield of nine five a deal right. They made a deal. But i was concerned about the car because of what he found in the car. What he found was bolt cutters and shoe covers. And one of those key punch things you know that you punch out the lock of a car found. The dome light was disconnected. And then the lights on the doors were taped over so these whoever was using this car was using it to to some nefarious enterprise. Wow i'm feeling like when you to go and witness protection. So does he have this karnal. God yes he has the car running running it runs. Well it runs well but you're worried that it has out of our sight has dragon tracks. Chinese it's just got bad vibes new eight pay for an all toll. Well see. here's where you guys are going to think he's not so dumb. He paid four thousand dollars for it. He's a genius really between the bank and the parking place in the getting the boot removed. What a deal. That guy's a genius shoot. Well you know. I gotta tell you before you go want. This is every guy's dream. God is i mean. There's nothing better i mean. I guess women don't respond to these guys but the something a euphoric getting something for nothing. I mean he got the car for nothing and then somehow susceptible to these. You won't believe this the too good to be true thing. I mean there were years and years and years in which guys would show up at kinds of auctions government auction where they were expecting to get a complete jeep. Lvn in pieces in a crate. Fifty dollars leftover world war two and when those ran out there we're going to sell them the gps when world war one and you can't believe the millions of men who showed up for these things because they believed this to be true. That was the first million man march back. All the governor was the post office because someone had mailed a few hundred thousand of these jeeps in crates. It's no surprise that your husband succumbed to the lure of this legs us. He couldn't help himself because in his mind. This was the jeep that he never got seventeen. He became quite obsessed or the steered it in that context. Okay that doesn't mean he not a moron but it's almost redundant to call him a busies a guy. This is going to be. No he's a. But i do agree with you that there are certain wagon tracks associated with this car. But you may be able to visit someone to get them. Removed the dragon track. He had a detailed less. I don't think that white walls dragon. That's different department. I'm afraid to tell you what i did because now you're going to say i'm a complete idiot. Haven't even told you my what i bought. Oh i know what you bought you bought the whole ginsu knives. not not. That wife did the same thing goes into the garage and he glances over at what i bought and then i have no arguments. You bought a car. yeah. I got it okay. No i bought a nineteen sixty six volkswagen camper van. Oh man well. If you dump this guy call us will marry. Those cold. wasn't in great shape. It's in perfect shape. Man i have to say. I came very very close recently to buying one. Yeah and he also came very close at the same time to being divorced again..

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"raymond francis ma yahtzee" Discussed on Car Talk

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07:34 min | 9 months ago

"raymond francis ma yahtzee" Discussed on Car Talk

"Keep telling her he doesn't have anything to do with a four-wheel-drive slamming on the brake. Right makes no difference whether you like it. Is i think so. Well it depends on your relationship with your wife. That's the important consideration. I have my own war of marriage and it's it is more important to be happy than to be right now. You may know that you're right. I mean i'm always right when i have an argument. I'm always right. But being the clever fellow that i am. I never tried to prove to her. That i'm right. And she thinks that i'm a dummy. I'm always wrong but she loves me. I'll tell you you don't say as long as i know older i'm always right. I don't have to tell her that. I would keep my mouth shut a final. You scott thing in four wheel drive. It's not hurting anything to stay in foil. Dr leonard cut down your mileage and on smooth road not smooth clean roads you do not want to be in four wheel drive so if any large stretch of your drive is on clean. Roads rose at are not snow and ice covered. You shouldn't be in four wheel drive. Okay so here's the answer this is. This is a perfect win win situation. You can explain to your wife. What's her name carolyn. Carolyn you say caroline you know. I called tom and ray. And you won't believe this but we're both right about this. Imagine that because they told me that it should not be in four wheel drive but for a different reason. Not because of the breaking because it really doesn't make much difference in the breaking but it shouldn't be in four wheel drive because you don't have good control if in fact there's no snow on the ground so on clean wrote. You're right hon. You're right hon. Trust me you say that enough times and you'll be happy. Okay yes in practicing this. Yes dear yes near as good ale beer divorce course one eight eight eight car talk or one eight eight eight two two seven eight two five five alone. You're on car talk. Hi this is doug from ithaca new york. Oh we don't speak to anyone named doug anymore. What's up all right. Here's my here's my scoop. I'm happily married. Been married a long time and my wife She drives a van. And i drive a volkswagen golf with a manual transmission. Now my wife cannot drive stick shift so she can't drive my car and in fact we have Since we've known each other we've never shared a vehicle. That's the best way the best way. Well okay. I'm getting to the point here now. I'm very neat in my car. She very neat everywhere except in her car and she can tolerate a lot more mess than i can. Yeah what we've discovered over the years. Watch out i. this is merely an observation. Yeah okay. And i don't mean to suggest anything bhai it but most women's cars are before i want to distance my from anything. No irrefutable. it's under. Most women's cars are a mess inside. My what we have Grandchildren little kids. Who live near us. And so she's always carrying them around and i'm amazed at the at the mess. That accumulates in there sometimes tell you the truth. Kids stuff i mean. I don't drive her car very often. But one time. I hopped in and the steering wheel. was coated with spilled with felt like something sticky spilled soda and found melted ice cream and melted lipstick. All over the engine. Cover so my question to you. Guys is my volkswagen. Golf has Almost two hundred thousand miles on it. And what a by another one. You'd gets to stick shifts if he can. I mean my wife suggested. Wouldn't it be nice. She said darling. Wouldn't it be nice if the next vehicle had an automatic transmission. So that i could help out on the driving some of the long trips that we take and very sweet but i just want to say. I'm not going to give you any advice. And whatever you hear was coming from our brother. Raymond francis ma yahtzee is giving you all of the coming advice. I wouldn't huckstep ten foot pole. I'll have the courage to get a stickshift. Ruin it on you. That's my inclination. I think that having a automatic caused us marital stress. Yeah but what are you going to get out of it. What are you going to give her as a reason when you say too much of a slot no better mileage more pickup. The which is cheaper. My mental health. Yet we're gonna. You're on your own on this. But i i will say i'm thinking. Yeah well i'll tell you. My wife recently was dry. I was in her car. She was behind the wheel and my wife had always had a pretty neat car And i never really were. Whether i drove her car. She drove mica she was. I'm not that. I'm a neat nick either. But we were relatively. We're on the same plano. And i named slob rating point eight. She is eating a candy bar or some such thing and she takes the rapper to us. I toss it over a power to the people said. I'm sick of being. I figured i was done. You should see your colonel is above four inches a junk on the floor in the back. So i i've given up. There's some delicate politics involved in this question. I think his his will. I would stick with where. I giving advice. Which i'm not giving my land. They don't sell anymore. No the stick shifting and the manliness aspect. You say hon. we've been married. I'm an old married guy now. And i've been emasculated in every possible way and the only thing left for my machismo is a stick shift so i can get in the congo from rum from and use that thing and shift into all those years. It's a manly thing. Please don't take this last piece of manliness from me stick with that. Let's stick with that too okay. Well i'm going to give that some thought. And maybe that's what i'll do not all right. Thanks a lot. What he's done for one eight eight eight car talk or one eight two two seven eight two five five below. Hi this is kim from washington state. Hi what's what's the you want to divulge Tacoma so what's up kim. Well i've listened to you guys enough to know that you're great marriage. Counselor this indeed. So what i need to know this has to do with cars. Trust me. I need to know who was more stupid near my husband. We don't use words like that. Kim you don't know how idiot we'll we'll get to that you go ahead and tell us the problem and we'll tell you the proper method of communication because we've been in therapy on this for a long time to learn the lingo. You know what i mean and the words more on and stupid are to be eschewed..

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"raymond francis ma yahtzee" Discussed on Car Talk

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08:46 min | 2 years ago

"raymond francis ma yahtzee" Discussed on Car Talk

"Hi what's up. I have a lexus. Es Three hundred that. I bought from my parents and it has recently been doing the oddest thing If I started up when in a car cold and I drive it for about half a mile and then stop at a light. The car will emit an odor of Maple Syrup really. It's it's always good to start off a show. With Maple Syrup Maple Syrup. I have a vague recollection that you'll not the first person. Listen to use that expression. What is the smell? Well I think what Maple Syrup is is not freeze it and it doesn't happen every time I mean I'll drive it for a week and not smell it and then it'll happen again. Do you smell the smell before you get out of. In other words you've driven the car certain distance specified distance. Whatever that that half half a mile half mile you turn the thing off do you smell it upon exiting the car owners now? I haven't turned it off. She stopped at a light to stop at a light for for me smell it. I've never smelled it while driving along if I stop at a light within about a half mile to a mile from the House I'll snow in fact it was always at the same corner and for a long time I I thought it was the cafeteria at the local corner took off in the other direction but I have to be stopped for some reason you. You don't live near an international house of pancakes. And how long does this smell. I mean if you then take off the light turns to green the smells gone. Yeah it so I get about it like puff of it and then it dissipates. And it's gone if thirty seconds and then I won't smell it the rest of the day. Gotcha okay well. I have a very important question to ask them and I know in advance. I'm not GonNa like your answer and I know what the question is. Okay ready the the question is what color is. My husband told me that I note. It's white though isn't it. It's green green thoughts. Thoughts have these incidents. Will you smell the maple syrup been preceded by a long distance inch drive the day before like for example to a Tuesday. Is it possible that on Monday you drove the thing. The last thing you did was dry from a great distance away and come to your house. How how big a great discipline? I Dunno twenty thirty forty greater than you usually drive by different amount mount. I'm I am tempted to say no but I don't know for sure well. Does it happen every day a couple times a week. Maybe couple of but you haven't noticed. Notice that this pattern exists that it is followed that that that it takes place following a long drive. I don't think so you I have one last chance to okay all right. Let's see if we come up with a better question. Well I it does doesn't army's the questions to which we can get better as is often the case in hardly matters what you already like all lawyers right no matter what the answer is you got to pay back well. I think it's one of two things I think. Either you have a leak in the heater. I don't think there's any doubt that what you're smelling his antifreeze and antifreeze. He's has not offensive sweet smell to it. Okay so you're smelling it freeze and the only question now is where it's coming from either. You have a leak in the heater. I don't I like that. Well I don't like it either. That's why I asked the question. Yeah but I think that in fact the free smell is coming out the tailpipe. Okay and the reason I asked about whether or not you're driven in a long distance the day before is if you had a leaky head gasket. It would most likely allow antifreeze freeze to pass through it into one of the cylinders and therefore able to come out the tailpipe after driven the car at sustained high speed and got the engine really hot and then stopped the car and then overnight a little amount of antifreeze drip from that leak into one of the cylinders. And when you start it up the next morning morning within a half a mile or so. That's how long it would take for that stuff to work. Its way down the the exhaust system. You smell coming out the tailpipe. Okay but I think that you you need to go and have a head gasket test done okay. Either it's GonNa cost you many hundreds or many more hundreds good luck you're going to need it okay. Why they were calling one eight car talk we just say they would laugh? Hayes woman is facing probably a thousand dollars worth of all more. Even funnier we laugh. It's only what are you gonNA do. It's only money. Well I mean would crying accomplish. Yeah I mean yeah I mean she's got a least laughing it allows you to continue on and she probably got a good deal. She bought the costumer nothing. She probably got us for nothing. Yeah so what if she spends spends a thousand Bucks Swat knows one. Hey don't even know who he is. Eight two Hutus seven eight to five five lawyer on cartoon we should develop more empathy. Show okay. We'll work on that you're on car talk. Hi this is Doug from Ithaca New York. Well we'll speak to anyone named Doug Anymore. What's up all right? Here's my here's my scoop. Yeah I'm I'm happily married been married a long time and my wife She drives van and I drive a Volkswagen Golf with a manual transmission. Now my wife cannot drive a stick shift so she can't drive my car and in fact we have Since we've known each other we've never shared a vehicle. That's the best way. That's the best way. Okay I'm getting to the point here now. Uh I'm very neat in my car. She is very neat everywhere except in her car and she can tolerate a lot more mess than I can. Yeah what we've discovered over the years. Watch out I merely an observation. Yeah Okay and I don't mean to suggest anything by it but most women's cars ours are a mess. I want to distance my anything. No it's irreputable. Most women's cars our mess inside my what we have Grandchildren little kids. Who Live near us? So she's always carrying them around and I'm amazed at At the mess. That accumulates in there sometimes tell you the truth. It's kids stuff I mean. I don't drive her car very often. But one time I hopped in and the steering wheel. was coated with spilled with felt like something sticky like spilled soda due to. NFL melted ice cream and melted lipstick. All over the engine cover so my question to you guys is my Volkswagen. Golf has almost two hundred thousand miles on on. And what a by another one. You'd get to stick shifts if you can look at my wife suggested. Wouldn't it be nice. She said Darling. Wouldn't it be nice is if the next vehicle had an automatic transmission so that I could help out on the driving on some of the long trips that we take. and that's very sweet but I just want to say I'm not going to give you any advice. Whatever you hear is coming from our brother? Raymond Francis Ma Yahtzee is giving you all of the coming advice. I wouldn't touch that plus ten foot pole. I'll have the courage to get a stick shift. Go ruin it on you. That's my inclination. I think that having a automatic would cause US marital stress. Yeah well but what. What's going how you going to get out of of it? What are you going to give her as a reason when you say no hunter too much of a slob? Don't know better mileage more. Pick up the you know you love which is true. It's cheaper none of which was cheaper. By the stickshift. One it does get say mileage so my mental health yet. We're GONNA you're on your own on this. I will save. Yeah I'm thinking. Yeah well I'll tell you. My wife recently was dry. I was is in her car. She was behind the wheel and my wife had always had a pretty neat car And I never really were whether I drove her car. She drove mica she was. I'm not that that I'm a neat nick. Either but we were relatively. We're on the same plane. And I had lame slobbering point eight she. It is eating a candy bar or some such thing and she takes the rapper. Plus I toss.

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