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Fresh update on "ralph" discussed on ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

09:02 min | 18 hrs ago

Fresh update on "ralph" discussed on ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

"Do you think all premium fuels are the same? Well, your engine doesn't. Shell V power nitro plus helps keep your engine running like new, because it's engineered to defend against four main engine threats. Gunk, wear corrosion and friction. So next time, choose shell's most advanced fuel ever. It's fuel for thought. In engines that continuously use Shell V power nitro plus premium gasoline. No, I really do. I do. I feel bad. I feel bad for the first black lesbian immigrant press secretary. I really do. Karen shop here. She's having to feel a lot of questions from the press corps, and they're a little frisky today. And they're asking a lot of questions about why Joe Biden was referencing the dead congresswoman. Now, if you're just joining us, I want to play this and we're going to get Ralph free to weigh in on this. So Biden earlier today. We're going to play what he said. As he was introducing a dead congresswoman. I want to thank all of you here for including bipartisan elect officials like representative government, senator Braun, senator Booker, representative Jackie, are you here? Where's Jackie? I think she was going to be here. To help make this a reality. She's not there. She's not there. So anyway, they asked miss Jean Pierre about this at the press briefing mere moments ago. What happened in the hunger event today, the president appeared to look around the room for an audience member, a member of Congress who passed away last month, he seemed to indicate she might be in the room. So the president was, as you all know, you guys were watching today's event a very important event on food insecurity. The president was naming the congressional champions on this issue and was acknowledging her incredible work. He had already planned to welcome the congresswoman's family to The White House on Friday. There will be a bill signing in her honor. This coming Friday. So, of course, she was on his mind. She was of top of mind for the president. He looks very much looks forward to discussing her remarkable legacy of public service with them when he sees her family this coming Friday. He said, jerky, are you here? Where's Jackie? She must not be here. No, I totally understand. I just explained. She was on top of mind. You know, this wasn't what we were able to witness today and what the president was able to lift up in this conference at this event was how her focus on wanting to deal with combat food insecurity in America. All right. You know, you feel bad for it because you know, you know what she wants to say. She wants to tell the press corps. I got nothing. I know, I know he was talking to a dead person. What do you expect from me? Ben let's send her a 6 pack of a beta springs root beer. That might help make her day a little bit better. All right, let's go to the patriot mobile newsmaker line. Our good friend, the founder of the faith and freedom coalition, and the man who, quite frankly, is probably going to be responsible for helping us retake the Congress this fall, Ralph Reed, Ralph first, good to have you with us. What do you make of all of that in Washington today? Well, I certainly don't, I certainly don't envy John Pierre. Serving as the press spokesperson for this president is like being a pinata, you know, given the number of verbal miscues and gaps and memory lapses and other things that you deal with with this president. And I'm not going to speculate about what the reason is, but I think what's more concerning, obviously, this is this is good for a good natured laugh and there's a little bit of comedic release, but what's not funny and what's not humorous Todd is the damage and the devastation and the wreckage left by the policies of this president and his administration. And that's what's not going to be on the ballot in roughly 42 days. From today, the average family in America is spending $5000 more. For the same good, the same groceries and the same services. That they did when Joe Biden became president. That's $5000 that is a tax on every family in America through higher prices. Higher inflation and that doesn't even get into. The $7 trillion in wealth that has evaporated. In the market, because of what I think we all know is either a current or impending recession, brought about specifically by the policies of Joe Biden and they can run, but they can't hide, they're going to be on the ballot. Joe Biden may not be, but all those who voted for these policies are and it isn't going to be pretty. No, it's not going to be pretty. And it's not funny. The whatever is going on there, and we are not speculating on this program, but I will say this Ralph, it is very important that we have a commander in chief. We're talking about the leader of the free world, and quite frankly, if there weren't, if there weren't a mountain of other issues that voters are concerned about, I have to imagine this would be number one. Because somebody is calling the shots and I'm not sure it's actually Joe Biden. And that's what troubles me, especially when you look at a lot of the economic decisions and policies, for example, forcing people to buy the electric cars, things of that nature. So I think there's I guess you're just there are a lot of dumpster fires burning right now in this country Ralph. Yeah, there really are. And I know Joe Biden, I know Joe and Jill Biden, I've testified before his committee when he was on the hill. I debated him. He's not a friend of mine. I don't know him well, but I do know him. And candidly, the only thing that would concern me more than somebody other than him calling the shot is him calling the shot. I mean, this is a man about whom bob Gates famously said was wrong about every single foreign policy issue in the last 30 or 40 years. And if you don't believe me, just look at the fact that it was his call to unilaterally withdraw from Afghanistan. In the most humiliating departure for U.S. forces since the fall of Saigon in April of 1975, leaving $80 billion worth of U.S. material and hardware in the possession of America's worst enemies and allowing the head of Al-Qaeda to lounge in a luxury apartment in the heart of Kabul. And I'm glad that we got zawahiri. I give great credit to the U.S. military forces and our intelligence services that we got him, but the fact that he was in Kabul and one of the Tony neighborhoods in that city tells you all you need to know about the fact that the terrorists who mean us ill and plan to attack our homeland again are being harbored by the Taliban. And I don't believe for one minute, Todd, that Vladimir Putin would have ever gone into Ukraine if Donald Trump was in The White House. And I think it was that projection of timidity that telegraphing of weakness that caused Russia to invade Ukraine and has now led to the first major land war on the Eurasian continent since the end of World War II. So it's been one failure after another. It is a catalog of horrors and every one of these democratic members of Congress and Senate voted for these policies and supports them and the American people are going to render their verdict on November 8th..

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'Succession,' 'Ted Lasso' top Emmys; 1st time winners shine

AP News Radio

00:57 sec | 2 weeks ago

'Succession,' 'Ted Lasso' top Emmys; 1st time winners shine

"The Emmy Awards were handed out last night in Los Angeles A night of victory and affirmation for several of the winners chief among them Cheryl Lee Ralph who sang in triumph as shift except that the award for best supporting actress for Abbott elementary She then told anyone who ever doubted their dreams to see her as an inspiration I am here to tell you that this is what believing looks like This is what striving looks like That theme was picked up by lizzo who won for best competition show for watch out for the big girls She literally gave them a shout out Big girls are they here The night's other big winners for programs included Squid Game euphoria Saturday Night Live and among performers Jason Sudeikis Zendaya and Michael Keaton I'm Oscar wells Gabriel

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Ralph Norman: Democrats Will Not Succeed to Remove the Filibuster

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:28 min | 2 weeks ago

Ralph Norman: Democrats Will Not Succeed to Remove the Filibuster

"On, the vice president Kamala Harris in an interview said, excuse me, she was speaking at the national harbor on Saturday in Maryland. And she said that she can not wait to cast the deciding vote to break the filibuster on voting rights and reproductive rights I can not wait. Thanks to obviously Joe Manchin and Kristen sinema, that has not happened yet. Do you see the Democrats being successful in breaking the filibuster? No, because I think Manchin is on record and sentiment is too that they oppose it. And they know that this goes back and forth between who's in the majority and who's in the minority. And it works both ways, but thank God they do have it because the legislation that she's talking about voting rights and reproductive rights. I mean, she staked herself out. She does not want voter ID photo voter ID. She won't abortion owned demand. She thinks abortion is healthcare. And those things will often America as we've never seen before, along with everything else that this administration is doing. And Kamala Harris. And then that's what she wants. But I don't think she's going to get it because I don't think how does Joe Manchin walk it back in reverse incentive? How does she walk it back? I don't think they can.

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Ralph Norman: It's Unacceptable for McConnell Not to Support Masters

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:39 min | 2 weeks ago

Ralph Norman: It's Unacceptable for McConnell Not to Support Masters

"A candidate in Arizona, Blake masters, and he's going to be running against senator Mark Kelly. And right now, he's down 47 to 45. 45, 47 percentage points. And it looks like, according to the polls, he's going to just be just a wash. Mark Kelly is going to win. But the race has been labeled a toss up by the cook political report. So I don't put a whole lot of stock in polls, especially when I look at cook and says it's a toss up. Why did the GOP pull their ads supporting Blake masters? Why did they just give up and walk away? Well, Mitch McConnell controls that barrier. It is absolutely unexcusable that we have a chance to elect a conservative senator to replace a liberal senator in Mark Kelly. And to have it, I would argue the 47 45 advantage Kelly has is nothing. The whole saying in politics, if you're within 5 to 8 points, you've got a real shot, some say even more. But it just shows you how to touch Mitch McConnell, is that he's not interested in the country for him not to take a stand for a man that's won the Republican primary for a man that is a conservative who is going on the American first agenda and for him to pull the ads. I mean, where's he going? That's just like saying we're going to support Democrats instead of Republicans. So I don't understand it. It doesn't surprise me to be honest with you.

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Todd Starnes Previews Tonight's Faith & Freedom Event

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:01 min | 2 weeks ago

Todd Starnes Previews Tonight's Faith & Freedom Event

"So tell us, can you just tell us a little bit about the faith and freedom? Event that you're going to tonight? Sure, this is the organization that was founded by Ralph Reed, who created the original Christian coalition back in the day. And they have been very instrumental in getting president Trump elected. As a matter of fact, in the last election cycle, they registered more people to vote than the entire Republican Party did. So these folks are really grassroots, their boots on the ground. And of course, this is the Georgia chapter that I'm going to be speaking to and they are knee deep right now. You mentioned the polling data out there. There are a couple of major races looking at the governor's race where Brian Kemp going up to get Stacey Abrams and also another big race is the U.S. Senate race Rafael Warnock and Herschel Walker and the polling data has actually now has Herschel Walker moving ahead of Rafael Warnock in that race. Again,

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Caller: What if Trump Steps Away as President After 2 Years & 1 Month?

Mike Gallagher Podcast

00:46 sec | Last month

Caller: What if Trump Steps Away as President After 2 Years & 1 Month?

"I'll always bet on Trump, like the previous caller said, I believe that probably nothing will come of it, but Trump is going to come out smelling like a rose in the end of it. And I got a great idea for the 2024. If Trump and desantis went together, granted desantis doesn't want to be second fiddle, but if they went together and Trump stayed in office for two years and a month and then bailed out the santas would take over, you could only be elected to two terms to president, but you can stay as total of ten years. You lost me, you lost me a Trump bailing out. He ain't going to bail out. Come on, Ralph. He ain't he didn't go. He's not going anywhere. He just wants to make the point that he could win that election. Yeah, I

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Female Police Officers Are NOT the Same As Male Officers

The Officer Tatum Show

01:21 min | 2 months ago

Female Police Officers Are NOT the Same As Male Officers

"Back to the subject at hand, my little rant about female police officers. I just think people just get fake. I don't know why we gotta be fake as a society. You know, female police officers generally speaking aren't the same as male police officers, generally speaking. There's a few female officers that are bad to the bomb. I would agree to that. There's nobody that can deny that. And there was a few male officers that are not bad to the bone at all. However, I really do believe that we need to stop lying and everybody getting a trophy. We should have one standard to be a police officer of one PT standard. If you can't do 50 plus push ups, you shouldn't be a cop. Well, if you're gonna make the men do it, then you need to make everybody do it. Because I've been in plenty of situations where the female police officer was absolutely zero help. In a fight. They might as well not even been there. And I know I'm not the only police officer to say this, and I'm not saying this every female police officer. So don't get in your feelings. I'm saying that I know officers have experienced this just the same. You get on the call and you hear two out of 7 7s. I mean, Ralph. And you're like, oh God, I hope the God. Tatum show up with somebody show up because if I gotta fight this guy, we're gonna be fighting by myself.

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Sarah Lopez, Pro-Abortionist, Does Not Denounce Infanticide

Mike Gallagher Podcast

01:10 min | 2 months ago

Sarah Lopez, Pro-Abortionist, Does Not Denounce Infanticide

"Ralph Norman, Republican from South Carolina, and share a Lopez of James due process. Some organization that's described as an abortion rights group. Listen to this. I assume you agree with him fantasize the killing of a child, a perfectly healthy child at birth. I don't accept the basis of that question, but I do believe abortion is healthcare. I'm talking about do you agree? I get that, but do you agree? I mean, are you in do you support infanticide, killing a child after he's born? I do not agree with the basis of that question. I believe that abortion is healthcare. Okay, so I'll take that as a yes. I mean, how hard is it to say yes, I disagree with infanticide? Congressman Norman. How hard is that? Can somebody anyone tell me why she wouldn't answer? Abortion is a health is a right. I do believe horrible. Ma'am, do you believe a woman has a right to have her baby that she's just delivered killed if she and the doctor agree to do so. I believe abortion is healthcare.

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Rep. Ralph Norman: This Biden Admin Has Sold Out

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:53 min | 2 months ago

Rep. Ralph Norman: This Biden Admin Has Sold Out

"This is all code code language congressman. This is all about eradicating our culture and our history. And using tax dollars to do it. Yes, I totally disregard for the taxpayers and Todd. I mean, what about the tree study? I think it was in Minneapolis where they had the racism that existed in three Canopy coverage. What about the EV initials to the EPA that you did in Charlotte, North Carolina? So that the public could hook up volumes of literature and read online to study the climate change. I mean, it would be laughable if it wasn't so serious. And it's hard money. You can't get this money back. No, and that's what irritates me as a physical conservative. This is just squandering our tax money. We don't have a lot, aside from the billions of dollars that we're sending to the Ukrainians to help them defend their border. And I know if you're hearing this from your constituents, but the latest report what $1.7 billion in additional funding we're sending over there to help pay for their gasoline for healthcare workers. What about the American people and their gas bills? Well, just buying administration is sold out. I mean, he sold out to China. Look what he's doing with this strategic goal. A million barrels a day has been shipped out. China's been one of the beneficiaries. But when you talk about the 1.9 trillion funding, it was 2700 pages long. No one read it. It doesn't go through regular order where you have debate and have amendments and like you normally would. So it's a train wreck. And the good news is I think the public is aware of it. I would guess it now. And the getting hit at every different

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Rep. Ralph Norman Pens Letter, Concerned Over American Rescue Plan

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:54 min | 2 months ago

Rep. Ralph Norman Pens Letter, Concerned Over American Rescue Plan

"Doing fine, Todd. Thank you so much. Congressman big concerns up on Capitol Hill a lot of about a lot of issues. I want to start though with a letter that you wrote very concerned about the American rescue plan $15 million, what is this money being used for congressman? It can't get any worse to be honest with you. The 15 million was supposed to go for COVID relates. That's what the money was earmarked for. They did it in a couple of different ways of through agencies. One was the museum and libraries where they basically just got it to cities and counties and nonprofits that would just basically give them the power to tell you what you can do with the woke culture with the Green New Deal. They had museums getting dollars that didn't do anything to do with COVID. They had to get the city, but they had a funded 49,000 work for a statute saying black masculinity. They had towns all over the country that, you know, getting these grants. And we just went ballistic over it. And I'm calling to find audit from top to bottom. And let them let them be accountable forward. But that's the last thing this country needs. And people say, well, 15 million, $1.9 trillion. Package is not that much. But a symptomatic of the other dollars that was spent. It's like dropping money from a helicopter. And we just call them out and go, we don't have any hopes of getting all this administration, but we do when we take control in November. And each agency has got the power to subpoena and get answers on this.

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Justice Thomas, Created Equal

The Officer Tatum Show

01:45 min | 3 months ago

Justice Thomas, Created Equal

"Know how do they find the film. How can they find a book called created equal, let them know what they got, Mark. Sure, Brandon, thanks. So creative equal to movie is on Amazon. It's on lots of different platforms it's on like Apple TV and all this stuff, but probably the best place to get Amazon. You can get the DVD on Amazon. If you go to manifold productions dot com, which is Michael tax company, they'll have the listing of all the platform it's available on. So the easiest place is how the Amazon.com, but it's a great movie. It's two hours long. It's just really powerful and tax plans. The book just came out this week and it's available on Amazon. It's in Barnes and nobles. It's all bookstores. And again, it's based on that movie, but it's from the 25 hours of interviews that Michael pack did with clarence Thomas. And it's really just an amazing insight into his life. Great stuff like remember the movie as a song smiling faces from the 70s. So Claire Thomas is smiling faces. People smile in your face and they want to do you harm. That's what he calls liberals the northeastern liberals who wanted to savage him and sort of act nice, but then from behind. And he says, he's thinking about that song when he was testifying and watching those liberals coming after him. So it's those sorts of things that are these great we've talked about big issues and kind of neat issues like that. The books that had impact on his life like invisible man by Ralph Ellison, native son, Richard Wright, the fountainhead by Ayn Rand. So it's just barbershop with the movie he loved because it reminded him of going to the barbershop with his grandfather. He talks about the barbershop down in Savannah 1955. And it's just a wonderful captures justice Thomas's life in a really good way.

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AJ Benza Talks About His Time Hosting Mob Parties at 'Rouge'

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

02:07 min | 3 months ago

AJ Benza Talks About His Time Hosting Mob Parties at 'Rouge'

"Crew got a junior's crew was very different. Gambino died back in 1976, and John Gotti was behind bars thanks to testimony from Sammy the bull gravano, but while he was away, his son John Gotti junior started to run the show and intimidating people like stratus who owned restaurants and nightclubs. This is back in the 90s. So John Gotti and his crew stratus says, that's what they lived on. They would shake down every restaurant from the upper east side to midtown. And as a new kid on the block, it was stratos turned to pony up some dumb. Or at least that's what two have Gotti junior's top honcho thought one night. And stratus was not a big dude, not a musculo, but didn't take any shit. He said, what do you guys want? And they said, we want 5000 a month. We're going to break you in those every week. All right, so let me give you a quick answer stratus says, go fuck yourself. That's how he was. He had no fear at all back then. A couple of nights later, someone starts throwing black paint on the dining windows every night. And stratus would go out and scrub them down each morning to make sure to have a nice and clean again for that night's business. Ralphie Coppola noticed this is happening. And he said to stress, sit tight. Don't worry about nothing. I got this. Two days later, transitive phone call from the Ralphie's guys. Tell them to come, they will restaurant called ferrier, very popular vistro called ferry on the upper east side. So when he gets there, Ralph is there with Bucky and all the Gambino composer in the back sitting around. So he sits down with Ralph and Bobby and the 5 heads of the Gambino family. And Ralph basically says to the guys in the Gambino crew, listen, this kid is with us, and you tell John Gotti junior tobacco. What for if he doesn't back off, this thing's gonna escalate. And stratus has said his head just spun around, like, you know, the guys turned around and said, all right, we like this kid. He's a good kid. Don't worry. We'll talk to John junior. We'll squash this and lo and behold, it was squashed. That's the kind of power Ralphie Coppola had back then. And just like that, and I know how this goes because I was put on this protection as well. Stratus was under the protection of the Genovese

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Rep. Jim Jordan: Roe v. Wade Reversal Would Be a Victory for Life

The Dan Bongino Show

01:19 min | 4 months ago

Rep. Jim Jordan: Roe v. Wade Reversal Would Be a Victory for Life

"There's no indication it's going to change The Supreme Court appears to be leaning towards scrapping roe V wade and turning that back over to the state Again that has to be for you a guy who I know cares deeply about this issue a really big moment No it's a victory for the constitution to victory for the sanctity of life It's a victory for common sense remember the Democrats of the party at the crazy actually think you should be able to take the life of an unborn child right up until that baby is about ready to be born right up to their birthday as our witness said last weekend hearing And frankly with Ralph northam in the former governor of Democrat governor of Virginia he thought it could be even after that So this is a win for common sense a win for the sanctity of life And as you have pointed out many times you know the founders when they started this place this experiment in liberty we call them at the start of it all talked about life liberty pursuit of happiness And we all understand you can not pursue happiness if you don't have freedom if you don't have liberty and you never have true liberty If government won't protect your most fundamental right your right to live And that is what this is ultimately about So I hope this decision holds We'll know soon And if it does I think it's again 50 years now the pro life community This is a big move in the right direction

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Fighting the 'My Body, My Choice' Argument With Seth Gruber

The Charlie Kirk Show

02:01 min | 4 months ago

Fighting the 'My Body, My Choice' Argument With Seth Gruber

"Let's talk environment. But people say, this is more of a women's sovereignty argument, right? Right. Which is, I'm a woman. You don't have to tell me what to do. I get to make all my own choices. And how dare you come into my uterus, my body, and I'm the most important thing in the world. Yeah. My body, my choice. So Democrats, Charlie once said that blacks were the property of plantation owners whose land they lived on, and now they say that babies are the property of their mothers whose bodies they live in. But as Frank beckwith, the philosopher says, where one is, has no bearing on who one is. Your value does not change based off of where you find yourself. We'll have people watching this conversation from all around the world. They're not less valuable because they're not in Arizona. Our value does not come from our location. But thanks to American abortion law, Charlie, you can murder a baby through all 9 months of pregnancy for any reason or no reason at all. Why? Because it's in that location because it's in the mother's body. So what happens during the 6 inch journey called birth? Well, I guess the fetus ferry floats up and sprinkles magical personhood conferring fairy dust on the child. And when that last toe leaves the vaginal canal. Oh my gosh, it's a person now, Charlie. This is ridiculous, right? But that is the conclusion of the premises of the pro choice position because you and I don't usually meet pro choicers who defend infanticide. Now, Peter singer does, and I guess every senator except Joe Manchin and the Democrat party actually does because they vetoed The Bourne abortion survivors protection act that Ben sasse sponsored right after Ralph northam said. That's right. If a baby was born alive, we'd make him comfortable, resuscitate them if that's what the mother and then we'd let them talk about what to do with the baby. That's right. And they vetoed an anti infanticide Bill dozens of times. So they actually are foreign fantasize, but most Americans who identify as pro choice are not.

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Remember How Ralph Northam Described Abortion

The Dan Bongino Show

01:53 min | 5 months ago

Remember How Ralph Northam Described Abortion

"You know I wonder remind you two of this had to Jim We don't want to leave former either black place back blackface or Ku Klux Klan wearing a governor of Virginia Ralph northam out of this He was asked to explain Remember this back in 2019 They're infanticide Bill as well Maybe he was on a radio station and the tragic part about this whole thing is when conservatives are asked to explain conservatism and they do it well we do better When liberals are asked to explain liberalism and explain it well they do worse Here is a pretty elaborate detailed explanation of the left's infanticide build that Ralph northam the former governor of Virginia This is real This happened many of you remember it some of you don't Where he was asked on the radio station to explain what it looks like to engage in infanticide and call it an abortion bill and he did And a national backlash ensued because some people for the first time heard what abortion really is Remember this check this out If a mother is in labor I can tell you exactly what would happen The infant would be delivered The infant would be kept comfortable The infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired And then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mothers Wait what That was blackface Ku Klux Klan guy That was discussing what abortion really is The infant would be kept comfortable until they decide what to do what do you mean what to do What to do he had a kill it or not That's what he said What you think he's saying is exactly what he said That was the governor of Virginia

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Jennifer Horn Explains California's Scary New Abortion Bill

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

01:57 min | 6 months ago

Jennifer Horn Explains California's Scary New Abortion Bill

"We thought it was bad enough in the Commonwealth with the butcher of Richmond with the former governor Ralph northam with his. Pediatrician saying a woman can decide after the birth. If they keep the child or kill it, talk to us about this unbelievable story coming out of the assemblies, judiciary committee. Yeah, so there is a bill in California that was put together by an assemblywoman out of Oakland. It has the full support of our attorney general in the state, rob Banda, who was handpicked by Gavin Newsom. And really, they started this bill because there was a woman who was addicted to meth during her pregnancy. She had a stillbirth, and she was charged with murder of her child. Now, we could debate all day long whether or not that was appropriate, but that was the catalyst for this bill that was put together. And you couple that with Gavin Newsom saying that California is essentially a sanctuary state for people wanting an abortion after Texas passed their life protecting laws in Texas, California has responded by saying, come on in, will not only give you an abortion, but we'll pay for it for you. Now this new assembly Bill says that a woman and her doctor or accomplice and this is spelled out in assembly Bill 22 23. Will not be held responsible under the law for anything that may go wrong during her pregnancy or in the perinatal period. Now, here's where the problem you're talking about just blanket immunity. Blanket immunity. And perinatal, if you look up the definition, can be anywhere from 22 weeks into gestation till about typically people say about 7 days after birth, which would then say that 8 is conceivable under this law without definition of perinatal that woman could have a baby, take it home, have buyers remorse something happens to that child God forbid, I don't even want to say it. And they would not be able to prosecute that woman or charge that woman with

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The Left's Push for Post-Birth Abortion Shouldn't Surprise You

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:45 min | 6 months ago

The Left's Push for Post-Birth Abortion Shouldn't Surprise You

"What are we willing to do to protect those that can't protect themselves. And according to the Democrats, we have to be super worried about children being slaughtered in Ukraine, which of course bothers me, but we're now going to make it easier to slaughter children in America. This idea of post birth abortion shouldn't surprise anybody. This is something they've been talking about for quite some time. Remember when governor Ralph northam, the former governor of Virginia? Was caught on a radio program saying the quiet part out loud, talking about how when a baby is delivered, that God relax the baby. And then a decision will be made for the baby. Cut 73. So in this particular example, if a mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen. The infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable. The infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother. So you hear right there. I mean, and by the way, he was just totally heralded by the Democrat party. The Democrat party largely, I know there's exceptions, but they really don't have value for baby life. They never have. And I hate to overly generalize like that, but he was a sitting governor who just said, look, the baby is delivered. Resuscitated, get comfortable. And then the mother will make a decision. The only decision at that point in time that needs to be made is, what are you naming the child? Where are you sending the child to school? So this whole idea of post birth abortion really shouldn't surprise any of you. It shouldn't. They've been

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Why Ralph Reed Created the Faith and Freedom Coalition

The Doug Collins Podcast

03:09 min | 6 months ago

Why Ralph Reed Created the Faith and Freedom Coalition

"Faith and freedom is one of the foremost reaching out. The grassroots, the bottom line, looking at these issues, if for people who strangely enough may know Ralph Reed, but they don't know faith in freedom or how they're working or maybe they're in a state in which, you know, that movement is still growing. How do people reach out to faith and freedom? How do you find out more about what's going on? And of course, we're going to be back on later in another day talking about some of these other issues, but I wanted to give you just a few minutes to just talk about faith and freedom. Sure. Well, I found it faith and freedom in 2009. After Barack Obama, you know, beat us so badly that it looked like a Harlem globetrotters basketball game. And we were the we were the pickup team that was there to lose. And they completely out hustled us on the ground, the O 8 Obama campaign. I knew we were going to lose and lose badly. When I got a call from a good friend of mine who lived in Akron, Ohio. In that band of counties that stretches from Cleveland east. And he called me and said, I just got my second door to door knock. Visit at the door from an Obama organizer with a clipboard, and I'm a Republican primary voter, and I know they know it. And I went, wow. They've knocked on every door and visited every democratic primary voter. Then they've gone to all the swing voters, all the independent voters. Now they're going to Republican voters. So I started faith and freedom to give us that kind of maximization of turnout among our core voters, which are voters of faith. Both pro life, faithful Roman Catholics, and evangelical Christians. Doug, those two together, the evangelicals are roughly 27% of the electorate. It goes up or down, depending upon the election, but it's roughly 27%. Faithful frequently mass attending Catholics are, again, rough number goes up or down. Is about 10% of the electorate. So you're looking at 37 percent of the entire electorate. It's the biggest single constituency bigger than the minority vote. The union vote and the gay vote combined, and it's over half the Republican vote. And we now have two and a half million members and activists involved in the organization over a million small donors, we have full-time staff and about 14 states now, state organizations and about 30 states. And if people want to find out how they can get involved and how they can make sure that the values that you and I share are represented in the civic arena and in public policy and that Christians have an effective voice in government, they can go to our website, which is FF as in faith and freedom, FF coalition, dot com, and they can sign up and believe me, we'll put them to

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Ralph Reed: Get the Policy Right and the Politics Will Follow

The Doug Collins Podcast

01:15 min | 6 months ago

Ralph Reed: Get the Policy Right and the Politics Will Follow

"Get the policy right and the politics will take care of themselves. And what really distorts this whole thing and gets us down the wrong track is we get it backwards. We focus on the politics first and then the policy flows from the political judgment. That's not the way to do it. The way to do it is get the policy right. And there are a number of these issues like criminal justice reform, which you mentioned, and it was my great pleasure to work with you on that. It was a top legislative priority of faith and freedom. You were at the time, I think the ranking Republican on judiciary as I recall. And you did yeoman's work on that. Another one is immigration. You know, faith and freedom my organization doesn't really fit in either particular camp because we're not in favor of open borders. We support the rule of law, but we don't believe that properly managed that immigration poses a threat to our economy or our future. We think the opposite.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:35 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"I read somewhere online years ago. That apparently the original artists for power girl kept increasing the size of her breasts until finally one of the editors caught one day and said hey we stop not that you gotta you gotta relax so the final outcome was as big as he got him to job without being noticed all right now. That story sounded apocryphal to me. That's on the internet. It's got to be true. So i did a little research and it turns out writer. Jimmy jimmy palm. Yati who wrote power girl told that story. Here's the exact quote okay when the character was created. Wally wood was the artist that drew power. Wally wood appropriate and he was convinced that the editors were not paying attention to anything he did so his inker said every issue. I'm going to draw the tits bigger until they notice. It took about seven or eight issue or anyone was like. Hey what's with the tits. And that's why they stopped true story according to jimmy paul miata reports that tomorrow and you know we like to play upbeat music on every episode to make your day a little bit better. We call them are happy. Hits ben called him with his. Hey ralph andy how you guys doing. It's been in the valley So i know you don't you haven't at least repeated happy hit but i just after hearing yesterday happy hit or should i say. Today's happy hit I wanna be like you performed by the one and only ralph garman thank you. I think that my happy. Yeah and the gardens. Happy hit yeah for today..

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

02:13 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Hey they're ralph garment here and thanks so much checking out this free edition of the row report. If you like what you hear do me favor. Subscribe to the ralph report so we can put some fun in your ears five days a week and you can listen for as little as three dollars a month so subscribed today so you know miss out on any of the fun go to patriae on dot com slash the ralph report and sign up. Welcome to the row. Report with garmon. Well they are boys and girls. Welcome to the robb report. A brand new show on this tuesday september fourteenth year of our goddess. Live twenty twenty one. Oh hell lilith it is right to give. Thanks and praise and right for you guys to be joining us here on. Today's show jam packed. Show full of nutty. Goodness nutty gas. is nuts. There's nougat caramel or carmel. Depending on how you pronounce ormeau carville caramel caramel. Gronk carmel option. I say carl you can say caramel or you can say carmel. Carmel are mel mel. Take the best of both you make one word. Stop being you just for just for mill. There's no car mel caramel or there's carmel tomato tomato nato. I'm your own podcast. Bowel ralph sitting here in the bat game with the rear admiral himself. Eddie penny sheriff of ghost town otago otago. Some folks call him any paints. Everybody who any yoho indeed show. That's right impressive. Show save how you don't have to say this..

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:42 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Saver. That's it for thirty days. Hello death. Dan now shut up earthy dig me another bump get through this. I might the duck off off screen for. I can hold down the fort if you need it scarface for my little podcast for fuck sake. Hey there it's ralph garment here. I hope you're enjoying the show. And if you are why. Not subscribe to the ralph report so you can hear it every day monday through friday for just fifteen cents a day you can be a one star general supporter and that will get you the show in your ear holes monday through friday. Of course there are two three and four star general levels as well which gets you more bonus content more access to me. So if you like what. You're hearing why not subscribe go to patriots dot com slash the row report. That's p. a. t. r. e. n. dot com slash. The report subscribed today. So you don't miss a thing. What time is it. I'm glad you asked kids. It's time to take a look at entertainment news with a segment. I call this show biz. Beat all things considered. I think i'm holding very well. That is the side that we've been doing this show for a long time that i can put it on autopilot sort of find my way because you're back there somewhere doing something. Yeah she's flying is hey marbles shunkichi. We were talking about the more. Think about that film. The more i like it. I think i wanna go see it again and again tomorrow. Are you really. I'm gonna take my friend jerry. Who has he's got cancer. But we're gonna go to a matinee when there's no one around great with very nice nice to your other friends. I'll take you you wanna go. Marvel shonky is all over. The place and star seem ulu who plays shonky is all over the internet these days but not only in the ways that you would expect. That'd be saw this story downtime. But when he was trying to make ends meet before he had this blessing right in show business. He had a job as a stock photo model. Oh yeah and people have found his stock photos. You get on there herpes billboard and now reposting it all over the internet having a little fun with One of the biggest movie stars in the world areas which is kind of larry's yeah. He is famous Being available in such services as getty images. And i stock photo. It's mostly him as an asian american Always nod. he's asian canadian originally born in china than raised in canada. But he's All these business settings we was like laughing pointing at a screen with other coworkers and stuff so people have just been pretty much taken the place to do it with them to make ends meet at that. When you're being an actor you dick these jobs or it's like a hundred bucks you go and take a bunch of pictures of you and then they have the right to do whatever they want to. He had a Counting gig apparently lost. That was trying to pay his bills. You good look and kid ended up doing this but it's funny that you bring that up. I want to ask you. How much do you think he got paid for. Shot after shot after shot. That's showing up on all these different with say stock photo services. I mean i've seen them advertised for like a hundred bucks. I'm saying like a hundred bucks. Maybe not much closing up. One hundred twenty dollars signed away all of his rights and now in perpetuity can have cianci show up. And any ad they wanna. Have you drive down the hollywood or you see a guy on a herpes. Billboard didn't audition for that billboard. that's a picture. He doesn't own the rights to terrify. So glad i'm not attractive. I never had to fall into.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

08:38 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Speaking of phone calls yesterday we had a call from sam whose son's social security number was stolen by a thief and that person used that number to write off kid on his taxes. Awful and sam reached out for any help from the army who might know Some ways to help him and surprisingly first of all i'd no idea we had so many. Cpa's in the crowds mark group but so many folks stepped up and volunteered. Said please hook me up with sam. I'd love to help him out any way i can and so i gave sam several numbers and apparently they've already Settled it out. They've worked it out so right. Thanks to everybody in the army for stepping up if you were if you did not everybody's a cpa now. They could give their hands to. I don't think it'd be helpful. But i would do. Say fuck the irs. Get a bat. Find out where that dude lives. So fakes everybody. Who stepped up. That was nice. It's that time of year. I guess. I gotta put the old costume on again. Hi ralph yoho eddie. Hey steve okay. Dr fuck pumpkin. Here's one for you. I just ran across a advertisement on facebook for pumpkin spice lip gloss on september seven last. I checked calendar. Bryce and i got shit last time. I talked about this. What's more people like pumpkin. Spice let them have their pumpkin spice. It's not about the flavor of pumpkin spice it's about the ridiculous level of commercialization where it must be invasive on all levels of our lives. You can't just have a lot with the flavor or a muffin or something else now. It's gotta be everything. Made has to be scented or flavoured with fucking pumpkin spice. It's god damned a debacle. Who wants to kiss someone gooky lip gloss on your lips that taste like pumpkin number for your kiss in people maybe just like the taste of it on your live licking on liquor like a lunatic. Don't wanna give it away so don't kiss anybody. Fuck sake i'm you. Is it okay in october. To have the pumpkin spice lip gloss is in no longer seasonal thing. The over amount of it everywhere. I think the beginning to the end seized the length of the season now is insane like mid august to december rattle through the holiday practically and then on top of it is the sheer number of ridiculous items. That getting i've seen pumpkin spice lubricant for sex. Pumpkin spice i mean you name it. They will make pumpkin spice literally. Dr fuck pumpkin. I can't i just can't with this anymore much. Stop it near agree all right yesterday on tv tunes. Tuesday i finally cracked out charles in charge and boy there were. There was an enormous amount of reaction. Both pro and i can imagine. Yeah here's the thing even. If you don't like it it's going to stick with it was in my head. I'm you can do yesterday. It's one of those jingles. We all grew up with and it just stayed with us charles. Dan chai a day. And what stop. Fuck ralph three different versions. You had to play god. Samsung stuck in my fucking head. Okay thanks all right. I eddie acre you mean it by or al. God's another person pissed off at me. It isn't earworm gift you know. But that's why we had to cover those song right. That's the whole purpose of the segment. How we can move past it. We ever have to deal with it again. We could bury it and go and move forward Speaking of television troy called in regarding an old tv show that. I did many years ago. Called the joe schmo show. If you're not familiar with this program it was in the early days of reality television and it was a comic spoof of the new explosion of reality television. And what we did was the premise. Was we found someone who wanted to be a contestant on a reality television show and we built a show around him but everyone that he was on the show with from the contestants to the host myself were all improv comic actors and we were putting on a show for him. Basically everybody's character was invented in the plotlines were invented in the whole thing was about watching his reaction what he would do in the circumstance we end up doing three seasons of them but the first one was the one people remember the most liked troy. Hey ralph this is troy To star from ogden utah. It wasn't. I don't know if you realize this but the joe schmo show is on youtube. What and i've been going back and re watching it and i had totally forgotten. That christian wig was a part of the show. Yes and so. I'd be fascinated to hear anything that you can told the gummy about her about that time. Like any behind the scenes stories Any interesting or funny stories about her during that time. I think that'd be very a that'd be really interesting. So okay Thanks thank you. Troy for watching Kristen wig was at the groundlings at the time and this was her first big break on television. This is the person that she did. And i remember most well. The first thing. I remember kristen which was how incredibly kind and sweet and funny and friendly. She was to all of us. Here's the thing after the show. Was that the producers to out of fear of us fucking up the show which was legitimate. Fear never allowed anyone to know the other person's name so they knew my name. Because i was playing the host of the show ralph garment so there was a shot. Everyone else was playing a character. So i only got to know them by their character names at the outset not until after the show wrapped. Do we actually introduce ourselves other. But the one thing we all remembered about kristen at the time was how goddamn sharp she was in funny. She played a character. Dr pat it was supposed to be sort of a crack psych crackpots psychologist on the show and she was always sort of diagnosing people incorrectly and just had her own problems. There was a very funny character but she was destroying everyone. It was so hard to keep a straight face when you're working with right and we all looked at jenin. Said this girl should be in everything all the time. Why she a star and of course she was all have to behave one. I remember there was a moment where we had matt gould. Who was the the mark if you will. For lack of a better term on joe schmo. He was our guy that we were doing. The show for ian doctor had to have a sumo wrestling competition in these giant label. Sumo wrestler suits and his guy. We say whatever you want about him. He was always all in the competitions and so he came at her. He was too good to twenty guys. Kristen wigs a little wisp of a girl came along just pile driver with a big inflated belly and knocked her backwards and hit her head on the ground. She got a concussion. Oh and i remember her crying from the pain but staying in character the whole until they got her to medical assist. That's how dedicated she was and after we did that together. Funny i think this is on youtube. Also it's a pilot for a show that never went. It was created by two guys from joe schmo lance krall and david hornsby who later went on to work with the funny. It's always sunny in philadelphia. Guys they did show called the last mall about a fawley failing local mall. it's in danger of being swallowed up by a large super megamall across area and the cast kristen and myself in that and she played the girl who ran all of the kiosks in the center of the mall. And i was the guy who sort of whose family had always run that local mall and she came up with all these names all these kiosks that she was doing. If you ever get a chance to find an online it's hilarious but nothing but love for kristen wig. Obviously she's a big big star now on won't talk to me but now it's not true. I've run across her several times over the years. She's always as friendly to me now as she was. Yes i did want to give you the wrong impression aright..

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:50 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Bad when you're a kid. Did you ever saying. Hey jude i saw you nude. Don't try it. I saw you think maybe we used to sing. Let's get that one kid. Nine hundred seventy nine. The first recorded occurrence of a comet hitting the sun oh releasing energy scientists estimate equal to one million hydrogen bomb. Could've lord. that's frightening. Yeah that ball of gas up. There's something so much power out there and you can't even fathom and on this day in nineteen ninety three. The one hundred and fifty million visitor to the eiffel tower climbed those stairs. I always surprised by what things become tourist attractions. That that being. One of them okay. It's a big structure of metal. There's something interesting in that. I guess they have a smaller version of it. In virginia ed kings dominion and i go there as a child and i went up and i'm like okay. Well that's my fill of the eiffel tower. Hardly worthy i guess. I suppose i'm good if it was a statue or i could almost see it unless giant radio tower. I guess maybe back in the day it was probably more impressive. Yeah i thought we would have outgrown that connex. Something you've got gotta go and take a picture and say look at me. I'm in paris. I suppose in two thousand fifteen english author frederick forsyth author of the great spy novel. The day of the jackal finally revealed that he himself worked for 'em i six more than twenty years. Well no wonder. He wrote such a good spy novel. The spy additional the secrets that makes him less of an author in my opinion a little bit just recounting stuffing already knew very creative in twenty fifteen also on this day kanye west announced. He would run for president in twenty twenty at the mtv video music. He's done so much crazy batch shit crazy stuff that i almost forgot. He ran for president two different times on bellas vice president and president. No that's crazy and even crazier that so much madness happened between then and now that i forgot about. We're we're so numb to crazy and insanity that we just move throughout our day not even read. This is too much we just get too much of it. Twenty seventeen late author. Terry patchett had his death. Wishes fulfilled one per his instructions while not a death. Wish he didn't wanna die but after he died he left. He left instructions that all of his unfinished work. We're was to be destroyed by a steamroller really seems a little much. Can we just put it in a box and put it in the garage or something. Give me a destroy it with a steamroller easy twenty-eight excuse me twenty nine thousand nine on this date now. The scientists australia officially released a report saying that the great barrier reef had been downgraded regarding its outlook for existence from poor to very poor. Meaning that They expect at some point soon. The great barrier reef will be no. That's sad which is not only sad but could be devastating. Verse comes to the environment where we're the root of our own demise. Absolutely we are right now. You know what we do. We find a day in history and find a food related to run a pass daddy pence. See if it's something he'd be willing to eat or perhaps stick up his ass and pull out. How do we do that. You may be asking well. I'm glad you asked. We talk about the food. And then we pull the handle of the patented epipens jackpot slot machine if the reels go round and round then. They all match chat jackpot. The clown comes out with a bottle. Seltzer water starts. I hope it's water. Good time we're of the reels. Don't match that. that's what that is on this day in. Nineteen forty-five dimitri shostakovich. I'm sure you're familiar with dmitri shostakovich. Oh yes of course like a second father to me. What's what's he best known forty maitree. If it wasn't it wasn't his his his sketches of nude llamas. it was probably his hand carved hiking trails. He did with a shovel and a fork. He may have done those things about the out. I'm not familiar. Believe that's known for being a composer. Eddie pants being one of the most celebrated composers of the twentieth century in fact famous. Rusher russian composer dmitri shostakovich particularly remembered for his fifteen symphonies he also wrote chamber music he produced opera ballets music for films. He was very prolific. But here's the thing. He came up under. Stalin and stalin actually pulled a lot of his work because he claimed it wasn't rushing enough food. He thought shostakovich had been too influenced by the west ono so he pulled a lot of his work but on this day. In history he completed his ninth symphony. Perhaps one of his most famous. Here's a little bit of that. Nineteen.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

02:19 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"And we're going to do the right thing for our son. I got forty three. No maybe if he's thirteen why can't they give congo. Hey come pick up your smut. Yeah we don't. We're not comfortable having this. I just throw it out. We're gonna we're doing you a favor could you. Could you take your spank bank someplace else. Please whole box of socks why. It's so many single socks. Can't you of these match. Why why can't you watch the sock and reuse it edwin. Why do you have to keep the soil. Every sperm is sacred. jeez so -gratulations. David working forty three years old. I only hope you can recapture that collection of pornography with the thirty thousand dollars that you've been provided by a judge in michigan. We're on your side. They need just reach out to us. But wash your hand. I if you don't mind for doing the region and all righty now. It's time to move onto your phone calls. Beloved members of the army. We love it when you reach out to a so many ways you can do it via email if you wanna email me. A story like many people sent me that porn story. Go every thinking of me as people think porn to think of you i hope so. That's your legacy. I certainly hope so. Because i if i stand for nothing else. If i'm known for anything. I sure hope. It's my porn. Yes let's should be what you remembered for. Fandom lou ralph report. Let's do poor what was i saying. Oh email me ralph ralph report dot com eddie or steve. At that same email address. You could find us on social media as well or you can leave a voice message. Twenty four hours a day seven days a week on the ralph report hotline. It's simple you just got a dial up the number one eight three three listen to them all and then i grab a handful and we collect them here in a segment known as army on the line..

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:48 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Out by pulling that handle here. We go to boy some ted lesson. I haven't common this mustache. I'd your bitch ted last mustache. T- tastes like fucking. So i hate fucking. Te'o a nice hot cup of tea. I'd rather drink beer than have t- that's much fucking eighteen. You probably haven't had it right. Had i've been at a drive to mcdonald's. And i've said i've ordered a coca cola and they've mistakenly put t- in and i go to drink it and i'm expecting coke and i get a mouthful latifi and then it comes flying out on the windshield. That's not that helped fucking shitty. Eta that is not. He is how to have tea iced tea and hot tear fucking awful. Are you try to do green tea. No fuck green tea with a little sugar and a little milk in it. Whether you're saying is sugar in coffee. Then you're not doing coffee. Yeah you aren't so your your coffee purist differently. You taste the sweet and the milk. I think t- tastes best with little sweetener in it and little was actual t- tastes like fucking many ways you can enjoy. T t t t with lemon. I like hot tea with lemon tea. With other flavors in it no correct. It's like ted lasso. When they ask him how do you take your t. There's many ways you can take. And says i usually take it back to the counter. Because it's been arbel misbehave exactly just like the drive through at mcdonnell. Incorrect fucking tease. Awful tea is the second most consumed beverage in the world. So it's just water with a fucking life. People do something wrong. Then they're right or something or your motto is whatever you're wrong right exactly so if it's the second most consumed in the world and you think it's wrong then it's right it's lazy drinks. What it is. It's just people putting leaves drinks. I made a drink takes a lot of work to boil the water report steep the teabag or the loose leaf of. You have to do all of that. It's very through that bartender. Who didn't you not hate. People ordered hot tea. When you're a bartender. No those fucking people in america. We make it easy to throw a bag in. How long are they wanted. The fucking press in the little press thing and like you know. Do french press for coffee. Steep steep t. You can t camomile bullshit. Whatever up t- your your buck. Ten career consisted of making people. T you must have been to stay lunch. Shift awful Boy well there you go. We're starting off the trip. Back with eddie pence being. Thank you very much. Ted lasso has they had to give him one flawed to make him a recognizable. Human being because you and ted is long. That's this day in history. Who in school. By ralph reed college level knowledge with the accuracy that got my head spinning heady number in the back backing. Track with a replica. Celebrity kuban loves my feet. That's a rep for the ralph report today. You all righty now. It's time to take a look at all the entertainment news. And a segment i call the show biz beets Sad news Don everley last remaining everley brother has passed away at the age of eighty four. Not that popular now and a lot of people were everley brothers fans but at the time in the nineteen fifties. They were massive topping. Not only the pop charts but the country charts as well with a lot of crossover. His bye bye. Love correspondent from nineteen fifty seven. All i have to do is dream. Whim ally beloved cathy's clown list goes on and on and on but more important to me in my opinion than their own success was their profound influence on a number of groups because of their flawless harmonies. Now they often say sometimes brothers or family members have the ability to harmonize unlike wreck. People who are just working together and their harmonies were amazing Numerous bands like the mamas. And the papas. The beatles credit lennon mccartney dreaded the brothers for their harmonies as well simon and garfunkel. The hollies goes on and on and on Phil had already passed away and now don is gone.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

06:03 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Would sound how as always on mondays we kick off this segment with a phone call that contains a joke were merciful monday. Hey ralph and this is ben from atlanta joke all right. Where your mirth monday great. What's the difference between an epileptic oyster easter and a prostitute with diarrhea. Jeez i don't know the oyster you shuck between fit shucked fits the prostitute would be the opposite that it would switch the letter exactly there in lies the humor on this merciful monday. Speaking of myrtle. Monday speak comedy live on stage. Comedy over the weekend. I see that on. Social media does in the long beach factory on a friday night. I had some garment workers came out. We had a good time. It was fun good times. Did they have a good time. That's what matters. I don't know whether you had a good time at a good time. They may or may not have once again on stage at a comedy club. What what were the conditions under which people were enjoying themselves. It was a free for all. It was a land mass. I mean he had to be mass walking in but when your table he took your mask off. A couple of people had their mass requirements vaccination. I don't know. I know. I think the dice i see. I know the comedy store here in hollywood. I believe the improv. In hollywood require back i believe they do but that one club long piece the wild west down there. Lbc speaking of comedy. Also you want to get a quick plug for your show coming up on friday night this coming friday. I'm doing a fundraiser date. I forget what the name for parents of blind children. You gotta get sprung it on me. It's a thing we've been talking about. We're not for a week and a half. No no your plugs can. Hey friday night. Seven o'clock pacific time I gotta find out. Post the website i will do. I will do the research. And then i'll send it out via pantheon. Prepare if a link for folks who want to get tickets but it is Raising money for parents of blind kids here in southern california. It's a very good call. Eddie pence is going to be the virtual mc and headlining comedian of the event. But there's gonna be music involved w entertainment a big time. It'd be a couple of hours jumped on a friday all virtual. So you don't have to leave your. How go earn. is you so We'll send that all those details lies. I mentioned a lot of people. Were listening to the show. While we're gone and joined the flashback episodes. It was as you know. I do the flashbacks. It is the day that the episode aired same day right but a different year right and a lotta people listening to the early shows like ryan noticed this and called in. Hey this is ryan syracuse. Just call to give all of l. a. gilbert these flashback. Episode is really fun. You can definitely hear the audio. It's just so different to sounds so much better nowadays later or the older shows but the episode sound so great told episodes without gilbert is like ninety day so why club helper. You're the van. He is indeed the man a lot of folks mentioned they're like wow the sound of so much cleaner on the new shows. And that's because we have a professional at the helm now instead of a hack like myself doing a doing my best the midas touch but the thing together so absolutely gilbert flora's who does not get enough love for all the work that he does or the garment and the row report sending out much love gilbert. Thank you making the show so much better. We appreciate that any pants mentioned has a tenuous relationship with the english language whether he gets a wealth on his head after. He's been hit or eaten asparagus. Something's all the rave you never know what's gonna come out of his mouth. We call them. Eddie 'isms and you folks are calling in outing yourselves with your own eddie. 'isms hey ralph brian here. And i've got an eddie ism for you good back when i graduated from ucla In english i had my parents over to my apartment to celebrate. And i thought i buy a fancy box of wine and i was familiar with wine a little bit. I knew chablis. I knew cabernet-sauvignon i'd never heard of this type of wine called shalaabi ilab way read My parents came over. And i'm trying to impress them. I said dad. If you ever had shalaabi lay it turns out that it was syllable cheap red wine and they recommended you chile before drinking. She'll salable red wine. Play major in english. Fuck fuck indeed. Shalala play as in not so lobley read. Have you would like to try some to lobby rat. It's a new. A new vintage served cold. Listen once you're going out for a box of wine you gotta assume you're not getting anything special. There's no french words on their fuck. Fuck indeed and we like to entertain you every episode with some upbeat music. You're on the ralph report something to make day a little bit brighter. We call them are happy hits. Here's today's pick. He routed at this shack liver. Four star general from madison wisconsin. Calling about my happy hit. Which for the longest time. I thought went. You can dance. you can dance. Everyone look at your pants. And even though i know that is not the lyrics. Now i still to this day every single time. I'm talking about the safety by men without hats and if you could play really appreciate it all right.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:50 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

07:26 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Folks senate out to us because they know. I like to talk about sex in the news. This story was everywhere when only fans announced their ban on sex all that starting in october. And what do you mean well. Yeah it'd be a wild september. I feel for all of the sex workers. Say it sucks man who finally found an outlet where they could sell their wares photos clips all that kind of stuff a hundred and thirty million users currently use only fans And they're that's what they're showing up for the sex right. Only fans announced. Starting in october it will ban sexually explicit content so that just goes for even like nude photos and stuff now. Here's the thing nudity. Right photos will be allowed. If it's within the acceptable parameters of what. They think tasteful nude photography show. No one's going there for tasteful news talk the going for gynecological close ups of people's parts doing sexy time. They wanna see stuff and hold yes. That's what they want. And that's the beauty of only fans as you get to see in some cases real people having real sex and that is exciting to a lot of bills raising my hand here in that game and i know we have army members who are on only fans trying to make a couple. Extra bucks sean. Just mentioned the data alison he and his wife when they were furloughed. Turn to only fans in order to make a couple bucks. Everything's consensual if if people are willing to pay to watch people have sex and those people one that sex for money. I don't see why can't happen. Well because eddie pence because capitalism that's why only fans apparently running into some issues with Bankers and potential investors into their company. Now from what. I understand they already make billions of dollars why you need bankers and investors. Because they try. They're trying to raise additional funding for additional growth. And they're having a hard time finding investors and bankers because of the nature of the content on only fans as it stands only fans is only available now on the web not on mobile app platforms like ios and android because up born on tent. Yes so these mobile app companies and the phones won't carry it so they are cheesed off about that. They've paid out more than five billion dollars to creators worldwide. And according to the terms they keep twenty percent of that revenue. So you do the math a lot of money. But they want more and they're trying to raise new funding and investors are cautious or in some cases contractually prohibited from investing in companies that deal in adult content. I see that but also at the same time isn't only isn't it. The reasonably fans exists is for people to people are going to pay for content. That's not that on. Only i can't imagine why would you go there unless you wanna see pornography not when there's tick-tock and instagram and so many other sources of just you can get photos and right now they're saying oh but we have other content. We've got cooking shows. We've got you know all kinds of content. That has nothing to do with sex. What percentage of that is saying to people are tuning in brain fans for go to youtube for cooking show. They're trying to raise money. They're trying to find investors at the evaluation of one billion dollars and although there wildly profitable without taking any any new money in they're trying to increase existing they're trying to increase funding for their existing investors who want to sell their shares for a profit so they're trying to get the value of the company up. I can see if they're not allowed on mobile apps and stuff where they're sort of d platform way. I can see where that does in mess up your business model. But not if they're paying out five billion dollar making money. How much money do you have to make all the money. They've already launched. Tv only fans. Tv which is a free streaming service. But that has content. That non-explicit Fitness tips cooking comedy health music etc etc gizeh ship. That's what i'm saying. That's what youtube is. You have a nitesh take it run with it. Love a multibillion dollar niche and what really frustrates me at. The bottom of the whole thing is once again. Sex workers being marginalized and pushed out of what i consider to be a perfectly legitimate workplace. They should be respected in their let. Their work be carried. It's not just only fans but it's these investors won't invest. it's these banks that won't deal with people who are in the adult industry. It's time to de stigmatize. The fact that some people can make money with their bodies. And it's okay and this seems like the safest most a legitimate way for a sex worker to make money do they do. They have complete control over what they're they're not exposing them themselves to any dangerous by having to take real life clients at the time during the pandemic a lot of sex workers turn to only fans because it was a safe legitimate way to keep working in the sex industry without exposing themselves to covert and things or shady producers or production companies that take the majority of the money. That's being made. it's it's the. It's the constant stigmatisation. If that's the word and marginalization of sex workers as if it's not a legit industry and i've gone off on this before but it's just not fair. Nah it's because if it's as you mentioned consult sensual people of a certain age. Why can't they do whatever the hell they want to. If obviously there's a vast audience that's interested in their profit and then get i don't get it ever will so anyway. October is the deadline. And i can hear people canceling subscriptions to only fans left and right someone else will take the reins. I'm sure some other company but that's the thing it's a vacuum and someone will fill it but then it means let's say you've got tens of thousands of followers on only fan. Yeah you have to start you gotta start from scratch. You gotta build your audience up all over again. It would be as if the ralph reports stopped working on patriot and we took it over to only fan for something else. You've got to rebuild it sucks. How do you let your people know where you're gonna go. And i'm sure it'll work out in the end but it is just as i read it as just greed trumping the rights of sex workers. I mean it's not a new story. It's been happening forever. But i just felt so bad for those people and no one makes that judgment when it comes to violence. You know anyone who wants to get into the mma game or boxing or anything. They wanna beat each other up with their bodies with an answer your life. You can do whatever you want. There is no contractual explicit rules against that in the banking or the investment community. They have no trouble raising money. I won't be wanna love each other or not even lobby to the a little bit love. Each other for a little bit is just do it. So anyway.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

02:05 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Oh hill it right to give. Thanks and praise and right that you're joining us on this thursday. Got a helluva show lined up for you today on the khanna. You want to know why it's thursday. That means ralph sex university already. Tease the topic from yesterday periods sex. Yeah talking about hotly debated hotly debated and so. We will debate that well as give you all the details pro and con regarding having sex that one week of the month where some people say they don't wanna have say no my game and boom bit peep peep boop. I be do okay. All right the don't wanna hear about lip out of you speak about later. Do your job words of governor on december. I wanna hear a blip bout of you of that blip you hear in the background but first of all let me introduce myself. Hi i'm ralph garman host of the route report your old podcast pounds sitting here in the bad cave with me blip in all over the place is the rear admiral himself. Sheriff of goes town stanley's dad overcome. However we just call all eddie pence. Everybody welcome to the show. Everyone apologies for yesterday show. Apparently there were a few blips in the audio file. And i did not catch them and i believe what happened was the file somehow. Got corrupted between me and Patron so i got them looking at there. And i just downloaded the latest version of the recording software on our end. So hopefully that won't be an issue again. But i apologize to everyone. A lot of people were talking about it. Some of you were gonna astles about quite frankly were they. May as little pissy but most people took it with a grain of salt that show. I know you don't tell me. I'm aware of what i do every day but people.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:04 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Today's eddie drawn in sixty seconds.

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

03:27 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Tune it is catchy as fuck. I wonder if i can get sarah on the show you have on the show. Look i've had weird things happen. I've reached. I remember when blair's confers broke. I had her on as a guest of at sunny lead. I i've had some of the rain into her duet. We'll do together. I'll do it. That's the internet stars on this program before she gets too big. I'm gonna reach out before the world comes crashing down on her too Sarah brands. I only have the one question. What the faulk. Just the rest of the time. Please please explain all right. Lilith won't will or will not bode. Well if won't will it or will will it all right as always three times. Speed is of the essence right. Hold on. I gotta fix something here all right all right all right. I'm ready here. Lilith one willett or will willett lilith one willett or will will will with one willett or will live with willard boom. Okay i mean okay. It'll murky there in the middle. How dare he was okay. Fuck that. I'm i'm coming back. I'm gonna do it again. Not going to besmirch it. It was a little money. I'll i'll do it again. I'll clean it up for him. Lilith one willett or will lilith willett. Louis did this on purpose just to get into it. Six times ask lilith won't will it or will willett luton go lilith one will or will it will. It will go in every time toy book toy book toy box live willett or will lilith willett lilith one willett or will lilith willett lilith one will or will will all right l. That one all right all right smarty pants get some water right lilith. What will it a will. You can't take that one. I was going to take that. I know you were. And i won't allow it lewis willett or will lilith willett lilith willow as it won't will it a will. Wow yeah that will that one time. Oh you didn't. Wow you're the you're the king of this one today you have one twister to turn respect my adult day Is indeed right. Let's turn our attention now to the beloved members of the army will love it when you reach out with so many ways you can do it. Why don't you write us an email. Ralph ralph report dot com eddie at that same email address or steve. If you wanna reach him you can also find us on social media or you can do it. A lot of folks choose to do which is leave a voicemail message on the row report hotline twenty four hours a day seven days a week. It's available to you. Leave your thoughts. Your feelings your.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

07:33 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"And praise as it is right for you to join us here today on this program because we have a a show lined up for you guys on the content. You wanna know why so much show. I don't know if we're going to be able to fit it. All in we will. We might have to leslie. Affiliates know that we might be running run over yeah they might have to cut some commercials. Because that's how packed we are today. It's a tuesday that means tv tunes tuesday. Great tv theme song to you can gamble. I'm gonna say this plant but we haven't done it and believe we have done it shocking. This is a beloved sitcom. They all have been. I know because that's why we do the tv tuesday because people like the shows and the. It's it's assumed that it's a beloved our 'cause i don't wanna to have to. I don't have the emphasis. yes all right. It's a sitcom. I'll tell you that much. What else we got entertainment news. We've got phone calls. It's tongue twister. Tuesday oh joy. We've got a lot of stuff packed. Show and you're really going to enjoy dot garin de i am your old podcasts. Power ralph garman sitting here in the bat cave with me. The rear admiral. Sheriff of ghost town mr sterility. Is there a pageant too. They have a pageant. The they should have michigan. Mr sterility oil up and get those guns going for year. End up there on stage. Some folks call him. He got me. I referred him as pence. Hey everybody any yoho. How's it going. I'm doing well Besides Eddie in the bad cave also in the bad cave with us today are the four star generals. This is the show they get to Join us and watch us. Record as one of their perks. Every week we pick a different show and they get a chance to hang out. And i gotta tell you. Some chapters is out there. Chirpy comments airs There's a lot of people getting very salty with me today. I don't know what's going on. But some people are peeved at me. And i didn't even do anything yet. We'll you'll do something to justify it later. I'll piss them off later in the show. Are you being. What's going on here the world. I'm a bachelor right now. She finally left. You finally left each kid. Thanks to see your parents god. She's come to her senses. She's gone for three days. And then i'm going up there over the weekend because i got i got this show and i didn't want to leave again after leaving three weeks ago and the dog and the in laws don't want the dog up there yet because it's pissing shouldn't everywhere. Is it still not house. Broken down to like maybe one accident day. Piddle thing a day. It's not good. No it's not. It's it shouldn't be housebroken. By i take him out seventeen hundred times a day and he still. You'll turn around and there's like a a nickel sized stain of pee on the carpet. Maybe he's incontinent. We we asked the doctor. He said he wasn't maybe needs some diapers iii might die. I made duct tape his penis shut. That's a that's a kind but anyway. So i'm going to drive the dog up there thursday or friday friday and then soldiers a day and a half in the will come back. That's northern california right nevada. Yes yeah san francisco. Abbado's right above so nevada nevada nevada. No like i thought they lived in northern kallio. They live in northern cal. And you're gonna drive up there. Undrivable with poop peon dos. You're you're a champ. I am excellent. I don't get the car for the next three days you're Hanging loose solo walk around naked in the house and you're sterile sterile d- his you can't knock up the hose when you bring him by. I mean i can knock on the hose. But i cannot up can knock up the hose so you can just have all the hose. Wouldn't want this twenty four seven. They don't wanna twenty seven. Just want it for an hour. Who i who. Mike in an hour they just want you for twenty two twenty three minutes easy. That's i'm not a marathon fish oil out and they just five twenty five. Then give me some gatorade. maybe three more. Who's by minutes tops. Enjoy your solitude. Sometimes a man needs a little solid. I am looking forward to it. I bet you are. You can just watch whatever you wanna watch. Whatever you want to impose late. As i want to do the dishes you get to see what the the divorce life is. I'm looking forward to it. Gets old after about the third day right. I think we just enough of it. Then i'll be happy to have the family back. Yeah you will yes you will now. I'm sad for you don't be. I have a magical life. I spent all day long in front of the computer in the la voicemails putting together a show. Then people bark bark at me and say i'm wearing the same goddamn shirt and they don't like the sound of my computers. That's my payoff. That's what i get in the long run sad man what i get for doing the raff report ralph report raw dogan Sites twenty eighteen. that's right raw doug's by way there was a very popular slogan day. The ralph report raw dog. And the doug's ralph report raw dogan sites twenty eighteen. A lot of people Came through with that one. Some people tried to come through. That one didn't quite pull it off like a vegan giant. John fink who i believe is watching as we speak. He called in with an attempt. The rope report raw dog and the nuts fucked it up. ryan dog. And i gotcha. Wasn't it wasn't drink yourself we didn't sabotage you. You're the one that came up with nuts raw dog and the dog in the nuts. If you have the ball down. I guess you can roll dog. That's so we know what's on his mind thing. Someone is bush. There's liz elite this dog in the nuts and comes with powerful voice. I know he was really selling it then. He pulled up nuts nuts. Oh you got me. Oh you guys like with our wave and in his face when he was trying to record that all right. Let's get to the show. We i gotta talk about this thing before we do anything thing before we get into the show. This new thing that i found. And it's right on the heels of brian a teen and you know how i feel about bryant. Yes i'm in love with the man we all are now. I am recently. Played his audition to mr kubrick that he recorded trying to be in full metal jacket from nineteen eighty three. And it's an over the top exhibition of sheer balls and lunacy ego and ego and lack of town. Oh severe lack of. I'd i love that shit i love. When people's arrogance way outstrips whatever skillset they may have i find that wildly entertained is pretty. Well there's a brand new one in town. Kids given brian a team. It's a run for his money. Her name is sarah brand okay. she has become a viral sensation. This week Couple of weeks ago. She released her viral video. Though she didn't know is going to be by rojas the music video for her new original song readdress. Okay and let me give you some perspective here. Do you remember when rebecca black came out with that friday. Yes yes and the then the video. That was awful when mocked and had a good time. Hate watching that. Yes we all know. Rebecca black a big apology. Someone's out rebecca black her. Wait till you hear this. And i implore you go find the video after we discuss it because it's half the fun but the audio on this loan. Oh we'll get you there. Tell you she is sarah brand. She's.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:15 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Time to turn on the tv here. We go a day. It is on like this is particularly appropriate today as we were just yesterday talking about the success of space jam the new legacy and our love for the old school warner brothers. Looney tunes cartoons. Yes and these two characters were created in nineteen forty eight by animation director. Chuck jones and writer michael maltese. Maltese pretty much set the template for their adventures for the entire run of their theatrical series. Forty nine shorts were made for theaters about six to seven minutes long and then they moved him to television package them up for a saturday morning. Show that ran from nineteen sixty six all the way through to the early nineteen eighties. One of the great comedy duos of all time glen asked for today's tv theme song. Hey ralph fishes glennon. Santa barbara calling him an for t- tunes tuesday Have you done the road runner And fucking the coyote seems song I thanks a lot. Nine thousand nine hundred seventy nine hundred sixty eight road runner in the fucking coyote. Show debuted on cbs. On saturday mornings actually was known as the roadrunners show ran for sixty eight sixty nine and then they combined it with bugs bunny to produce the bugs bunny road runner our but it's been running ever since from the nineteen sixty. You can still see those original shorts on television. And i'm telling you. I think of all the looney tunes may be my favorite are the wiley coyote. Roadrunners that's I show. I made a point to show. That was the colt and when he was very young and still to this day his favorite are wiley coyote. In order it is perfect silent movie comedy because wiley never speaks in it. Run disclosed beep beep. Now while coach spoke and other with bug army got he would speak blended. Gatti's super-g zoos vodka in these. It's just pure physical comedy out loud physical genius it holds up. That's remarkable and many of us were exposed to the old road runner show Theme song written and sung by a woman named barbara cameron interesting story. She was a big band singer in the ohio area. Back in the nineteen forties the nineteen fifty. She worked as a television host and singer as well and then she married a gentleman named joe kotler. He went on to work for warner brothers and when it was announced that they were gonna package their theatrical shorts of roadrunner and wylie coyote for television. They said we need a theme song and he suggested his wife who dabbled as a composer. take a shot at it for a while and she came up with the runner show.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

07:36 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Oh hell well. It is right to give her. Thanks and praise that voice you hear boys and girls talking about is nuts is the Is the rear admiral himself. I am your podcast. Powell ralph garment. He is got some folks call him. Eddie pants everybody any and you of course are listening to the row. Report though ralph report cheese punches you in the that's right. Only cheese punches. You face still recovering from yesterday's mac and cheese milkshakes. I must still smells like jeez. Yeah i noticed. When i watched the video coverage of monday you had a Stash full achieves cheese. You did indeed so adjust the formula as they say in the lab. Get back to that later this week. Hopefully meanwhile we still have a brand new spectacular show for it today. 'cause on the connor. You wanna know why i'm gonna tell you why because it is tuesday and on tuesdays. We take a deep dive into one of your favorite tv shows of all time and the theme song that you so lovingly remember on tv tunes tuesday coming up later in the show. Entertainment news phone calls galore. We have to give away a t shirt. We have got an adult souvenir from god. Damn each an airbrush t-shirt actually purchased in myrtle beach by the rear. Admiral featuring it was commissioned. In myrtle it was commissioned in myrtle beach and and performed there on the strand somewhere artisan. Stop it an airbrush zeenat. I've seen the work artisan to kind of phrase. It is a facsimile of my avatar featured on there and we put it up in the raffle over the weekend to see a folks wanted to donate some money to the spectacular saint jude children's hospital and you guys showed up in a big way so we're going to give that away just mere moments. What else we got going on. Isn't that enough for god's laws tongue-twister tuesday. We got that going on as well knowing. Never good at that. It's going to be great this cheese my mouth. Today's a good one. We're gonna have so much good show today. You're going to say. I'm so happy. It's a tuesday and i'm spending it with Ralph nettie garin dea. Before we get any further into the show. However i did make a promise yesterday a lot of folks came out of the woodwork. Asking me indeed to give you. My secrets timmy. Las vegas Any advice on teaching adults fight on twenty eight years old. And i don't know timmy's twenty eight can't ride a bike. He wants to know what's my secret for teaching someone to write a by a hotel. And i mentioned i was gonna talk about yesterday. We didn't have enough time. So i pushed it off until today so i wanted to get this out because i've got a lot of parents believe it or not reaching out saying we're having trouble as well. Can you give us whatever tips. Which one of those discovered one of those parents. Now here's my theory and my technique and this may already exists somewhere. So i don't want anyone calling or writing his i. That's not new. Everybody knows that i did this. All instinctually so as far as i'm concerned it's mind. It's the ralph technique right but it could very well exist somewhere garment so do your research. Okay i'm like sean hannity. Now i'm i'm i'm encouraging everyone to follow the science and and do the research. Here's what how how. I worked it out with olivia because olivia had a little bit of a phobia about bike riding. Which is i think. Why maybe she got her wheels under a little bit later than some kids do. And i didn't want to pressure because i figured when her time comes time comes i don't i don't judge my kids development by anyone else's time i wanna do it. Then they crashed than they're never gonna wanna do it again. That with my theory. I wanted her to really be interested and we went out. We went bike shopping and we made a thing out of it. She was very excited. And it paid off. Here were my simple steps and like most things where it comes to my learning Technique for myself. Personally i am best suited to deal with building blocks one little thing that you master and then you build another thing on top of that nothing on top of that the right right right so i applied that to my kid and it seemed to work out pretty good. i think. I put her on the bike. I was holding her and the bike. And i was pushing it forward and i got her cruiser. I got a coaster brake by. I didn't get her the handbrake or the gears or any of that basic biker. She's gonna outgrow it eventually and then she can get an expensive deal if she wants so. It's just a coaster brake by and for those who don't know if you've never ridden a coaster or a cruiser bike as they call you have to get your feet on the pedals and pedal forward you move the bike and vigo backwards that engages. The break bike stops. So i thought that's the most important first step for her to learn is how to stop the by That's gonna come in really handy. Yeah most times more than almost anything. Whatever you ride a bike you want eventually stop. And that's what i thought so. I said i'm going to teach her how that works. So i'm holding aaron on pushing her long and i'm just drilling over and over again with her reversing her feet to put the brakes on so before she even balance. I was teaching her. How to use the clear. Hold onto the back of the seat. Got one hand on the handlebars seat. I'm walking down the street and on just moving her along. And i'm saying okay break now break now break. We just drilled that for. That's step one. Okay now step to the more difficult. One is getting them to balance on the bike. Let me that's the. That's the big obstacles to mouse agreed. And what you need to do is in my opinion. You start pushing them along you get him up a little speed and then you take your hands running right there next to him. Take both hands off the bike for just a couple of seconds then put it back on so they feel yes and then each time you do that. You do a little bit longer and a little bit longer in libya. And you'd be surprised before long your hands off and their cruising long and you're still running alongside them protect them but they can. They can get going pretty good right so we did that for a minute. Okay so she. We're drilling her on. Just getting the feel of the balance of the bike underneath her. Because once your brain feels the balance your ultimate instinctually. Don't lose it ever again very much muscle memory and you just have to train your body to to get there. And so once she got there. Her eyes got big and i saw the light bulb. Go off and i said okay. Now we're now. She's getting some okay so she's got breaking okay and she's got going forward right. These are all very useful skills when our jumping back. We're gonna straighten. Do we not go to jumping. No so now. I'm thinking she's got the basics down but she can't travel in a straight line for the rest of her life right so what we need to do now is work on control of the biking emphasizing to her. You have to be in control of this bike at all times so once she got going back and forth on her own at a pretty good clip and she could stop the bike when she wanted and put a foot down and feel that she wasn't going to fall over right then. I had her go down the center of our street. And we're lucky because our street is not quite street he is but if you don't go to an empty parking lot or someplace near you we got some land. And.

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"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:52 min | 1 year ago

"ralph" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Sounds like the orchestra pit warming up. Doesn't that just fill you with the feeling of spring. It sounds like a beautiful meadow full of flowers. Someone mashed two songs together. That's an an actual piece of music. You heard me haughty sucked all right. Come on she's the great state of inskeep was he. Eighteen eighty two. Harold gillies was born in new zealand The father of modern plastic surgery. Oh here's how he got to be good. He pioneered skin grafting techniques during the first world war on burned soldiers. Odds good thing was able to take skin from other parts of their body and actually adhered to their body to help them heal from horrible burns. They took a thing they got during the war and that those processes became the foundation for modern plastic surgery so now what he did to save lives. Beverly hills housewives do now so that they can pretend to be eight months younger than they are. Ruth wakefield was born in nineteen. Oh three maybe the most important person in She went on to run a little in called the toll house in whitman massachusetts. One day she busted up some nestle's baker chocolate and put it in her cookie dough and came up with the toll house. Cookie chimbinda the chocolate chip. She invented the chocolate chip cookie. She's very important lady very important. She gave nestle the recipe for her cookies. By the way they wanted to put it on every bag of nestle semi sweet chocolate. It's still there today. Rest still there today. They know they paid her a lifetime. Supply of chocolate. Sounds like she got ripped off too big time. I would have rather had cash. I could buy my own chocolate. Can i get a lifetime. Supply of cash. This is willie wonka fucking factory check. Nestle's fucking pricks. Wow she gets screwed over in one thousand nine. Four actor ralph. Bellamy was born as everyone knows. Ralph's make the best actors. It says here. Oh i didn't know that has said it here. I don't i don't say the science says it here in this Auto biography Ray was in rosemary's baby. His girl friday. I mean he had a career start of the nineteen forties. He kept working all the way up until his death. Most people i think in this audience probably know him as of the duke. Brothers in trading places. Okay donna michi was one. Ralph bellamy was the other remember trading places. These were the evil billionaire. Brothers who make a bet with each other that they can take a man off the street and raise him up in their corporation and take another man whose high in the corporation and break him until he's living on the stress. Dan ackroyd eddie murphy. Very funny film called trading off for one dollars. All bet that was one dollar. Here's a little bit of ralph. Bellamy perfectly useless psychopath like valentine's and turned it into a successful executive. Same time we turned honest hard-working man and violently do. Rain would be killer in that scene eddie. Murphy's in the bathroom over here and there bet then that's when the tide's turn and they'd get their revenge but later on in that scene is i was pulling that clip donna michi says the ralph bellamy. Do you think we should keep valentine in his position as an executive and ralph bellamy says. Do you really think. I would have an n. Word running our family company just says it as big as life and at the time. I don't even remember that scene. I don't remember i remember. I remember that word. I remember that. But i don't remember that word in that. Eleanor the n. Word in that but apparently there was time where you could drop that and everyone to think. Hey this is a pretty funny john. Landis comedy would not happen today. Though i mean it would happen in real life. It's not in a movie. I know but people tino move. People can't separate real life from these anymore. Kingman brewster was born on this day in one thousand. Nine hundred nineteen kingman. Brewster became the president of yale university. Of course day with a name like kingman brewster born into it man. Nineteen twenty two jerry fielding jazz musician and composer for many films. Tv shows was born Some of his film scores. The wild bunch with sam peckinpah movie also did straw dogs with peckinpah. The bad news bears with Clint eastwood he did outlaw. Josey wales and the enforcer wrote some tv themes as well including that of the bionic woman. And.

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