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Steve Deace: Mask Mandates Have Been About Power, Not Health
"On masks also failing to find any real experimental effect to the therapeutic use of mass to stop the transmission of the disease I mean you would think at some point that the Fauci's of the world and the bureaucrats you know speaking of Chevron the CDC folks and ocean would come around and be like well you know what It's time to kind of gain our credibility back and admit that may not have been the best thing to pump down people's throats his mask thing but nope Well I'm hearing more traffic about masks coming back again if there's another outbreak Because this hasn't been about health from the very beginning This has been about power and control from the very beginning What's happened in what's happened in our society collectively and COVID has revealed this more menacingly and glaringly than any other issue in our lifetimes Is that the highest value now in our society and in a full spirit of the age status total state society The highest value now is compliance To show that I comply the west is now this episode of Black Mirror With Ron Howard's Blythe Howard the Ron Howard's daughter where she lives in a social credit system And she's constantly being judged by how well how just fake kind fake virtuous fake sanctimonious and fake compassionate compassionate she is in every walk of her life at work when she goes to the mall when she goes through A toll booth everything And that's what we're seeing now that this is really about compliance And that's why the same people who originally put masks in their social media bios then went to their jab registration cards And then they went to the pronouns and then they went to the Ukraine flag because they got the signal Hey new pronouns just dropped New civil sacrament just dropped new next current next current thing just dropped Your opportunity to show you're
The Economy Is What's Driving Voters to the Polls
"Right now as it stands, Donald Trump is the FrontRunner in my mind. He's the front ready for president. I'm sick of the drama that surrounds Donald Trump because of these leftist dickies. He can't stand them. I'm sick of them crying every day about him. But at the end of the day, I still want him to be the president. Now I will say that there's people that I've talked to in the lounge and people that are Democrats and never trumpers and they said that they'll vote for desantis and they wouldn't vote for Donald Trump. I want to know what you guys think about that. We posed this question on the show before, but I really want to know what you guys think if you want to call in and give some insight. We did a poll on my YouTube channel. And I'm going to look it up so I can get the accurate and accurate number of how many people actually participated in the poll, let me see community tab, look at the poll. We did a poll, it says, who do you want? To be the chosen Republican candidate to run for president in 2024. We had a 127,000 people participate in the poll. Obviously, 100%, maybe 99% of these people are conservative. But 55% of people said they wanted Donald Trump. 40% said they wanted Ron DeSantis. We did another. We did a few other polls on here. Just so you guys could be aware of what the people are thinking, especially on the YouTube channel. And these are significant amount of people on a poll. I mean, all of these are over 100,000 people polled. One of the things was, and I know some of you guys may have comments about this. What issue do you think would drive voters to the poll most in this year's midterm election? Gun laws, apportioned economy, social issues, other. 90% of people said that the economy, inflation gas prices and stocks. 90% out of a 153,000 people, they voted that the biggest thing that's going to make them turn out in the midterms is the economy.
Judge temporarily blocks Kentucky’s near-total abortion ban
"Judges across the country have been weighing in on whether state constitutions allow abortions after the Supreme Court last week overturned roe V wade A judge in Kentucky is temporarily blocked that states nearly total ban on abortions While in Florida judge says hill temporarily stop a 15 week ban from taking effect The rulings pause so called trigger laws which were designed to take effect after the high court ruled to end federal constitutional protections for abortions Florida Republican governor Ron DeSantis says his state will appeal In other states there have been disputes involving abortion bans that have been on the books for generations but never enforced The flurry of activity has caused confusion and
Can Conservatives Sustain a Movement Based on Democrat Insanity?
"So we call this common sense, the phrase common sense actually can be best described as prudence, otherwise known as prudentia in the Greek. Where people say this doesn't really resonate with me and the kind of bumper sticker I see quite often here in Arizona is common sense 2022, common sense isn't that common after all. It's kind of a very typical meme that you'll see, especially for people over the age of 50 because they believe what used to be considered to be upon agreed upon truths are now all kind of being put into question. For example, in math classes across America, they're being, they're teaching young children that math and science are symptoms of a white supremacist construct. And so now we see this 1 million voters switching to the Republican Party, something we talked about yesterday but I thought about this kind of in the last 24 hours, I don't want Republicans to be preemptively celebrating this. This is not because of the compelling persuasive message of the Republican Party. In fact, I think it's the opposite. I think people are reluctantly and begrudgingly becoming Republicans. Now, if Republicans were more like Ron DeSantis, who were clear and precise in what they believe and why they believe it, we're bold in their action and stand up against Washington D.C. and the entrenched corporate interests, and even though people might not agree with everything that Republicans are saying, they might respect that they're doing something and they can explain why they believe it.
50 migrants die in trailer abandoned in San Antonio heat
"At least 50 migrants are now dead after being found in a tractor trailer in Texas I'm Ben Thomas with details The tractor trailer had been abandoned on a back road in San Antonio Police chief William McManus says a worker in a nearby building made the discovery Heard a cry for help Came out to investigate found a trailer with the doors partially open Fire chief Charles hood says 46 people inside were already dead 12 adults and four children taken to hospitals The patients that we saw were hot to the touch They were suffering from heat stroke heat exhaustion no signs of water in the vehicle It was a refrigerated tractor trailer but there was no visible working AC unit on that rig Four of those taken to hospital later died San Antonio mayor Ron nirenberg This is nothing short of a horrific human tragedy Sound courtesy ksat I'm Ben Thomas
46 migrants found dead in abandoned trailer in San Antonio
"46 people have been found dead in the tractor trailer in Texas I'm Ben Thomas with details The tractor trailer had been abandoned on a back road in San Antonio Police chief William McManus says a worker in a nearby building made the discovery Heard a cry for help Came out to investigate found a trailer with the doors partially open Fire chief Charles hood says 46 of the people inside were dead but 12 adults and four children were taken to hospitals The patients that we saw were hot to the touch they were suffering from heat stroke heat exhaustion no signs of water in the vehicle It was a refrigerated tractor trailer but there was no visible working AC unit on that rig San Antonio mayor Ron nirenberg This is nothing short of a horrific human tragedy Sound courtesy ksat I'm Ben Thomas
A highlight from Ears To Hear Are Created
"Welcome to live behind the veil and atmosphere where men and women of God speak his word to this age and bring his kingdom to this earth. Do you have ears to hear and eyes to see what God is doing in this hour? Let us join our host and the family's conversation as the Holy Spirit is unfolding. The word behind the veil hello, everyone. I'm Ron your host, and on this podcast, we'll be talking about hearing and speaking the word of God. Those who have a drive to bring God's kingdom to the earth. Must first have ears created in them to hear his word before they can speak a word from God. Let's listen in to the teaching of the Holy Spirit, and believed to have created within us ears to hear his word. What I understand of the early church is they did not expound scriptures, they believed and spoke by faith a word from God that changed people's hearts, framed in age, they had to listen to an apostolic word, had to listen to the prophet's speak, and then believe in the impartation of that and open their mouths and speak a word from God. Think about these people, what they were receiving had to come from a living epistle. Speaking the truth and love, that's the true thing of whether it's the word of the lord or not, is whether it's the truth, in love, and that authority of the lord coming through, and they could feel that. I'm sure they could tell the difference between somebody who was narrating just expose saying as opposed to somebody who was really sharing their heart with one another. Thing with Peter is so important because in X two he stood up with the 11, remember, and he started talking about Joel. He quoted from Joel too in the fact that he knew what the scripture said, but he also changed it slightly and kind of updated it for how it applied to their day. And that's the thing about what we call an apostolic word is it brings a live the scriptures for today. And that's what the true life is. I mean, you can read the word without the life without the truth in your heart, and it just becomes something you study. Just like any literature, but you have to have the life in your heart to get it imparted to you and to others while we're speaking about living epistles tonight, or speaking about the difference between what I would consider, I'm not putting down a scholar because there's nothing wrong with studying the word. And being a scholar of the word, but the spirit behind it without the relationship of Christ behind it without the relationship to the body of Christ and the members of the body, it's worthless. It's just a bunch of head knowledge and a pumping up of ego, like Paul, Paul is a perfect example, pharisee of the pharisees, but yet after he had his meeting with the lord. It changed his whole spirit. It changed his whole drive, his whole attitude, his heart, the relationship, that's where things are sparked. That's where things are alive. On that day of Pentecost, one word, save 3000 people. Today it takes 3000 words to save one. The word of God never grows old. Because it's always alive. Exactly, it should always be alive, no matter whose speaking it, they spoke a living word to one another. It was something that was alive. They shared an experience with Christ. Alan, were they better people than us? No, God, no. They had to be special. People because they were probably worse off than we are. They might have been more honest than the American person. Well, there's a truth right there. The point I'm making is we've been talking about the early church and then we're talking about today back and forth and we're talking about Christ. This is probably a controversial. I don't think Christ wanted to be put on a pedestal. Right. I think Christ wanted to be an example to people of how you can walk with God and how you can speak his word and have a relationship with the father to me without that, it's just religion, Christ is the first born of many brethren, and he is the example the pattern son that God sent to the earth to provide a way to be created into those people that God can use in the earth. I want to give a really good example and it's back in Ezekiel 37, but I want to emphasize verse four in chapter 37 again he said to me, prophesy over these bones, and say to them, O dry bones, hear the word of the lord. Now, in Amos again, it talks about there is a famine for hearing the word. What did Jesus do when he was on earth? He spoke what he heard the father speaking. That's what Ezekiel did here. That's what he lied to do. That's what he likes it did. They are not special, even Elijah himself says, you know, basically I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you do. There are people just like we are. What we really should be hearing from this is that the father is looking for people to hear the words, so we speak that word, lord, loose ears to hear. Lord loose the people in America to hear the word of the lord. Loose the people in Africa, South America, the 7 continents. My God, loose the hearing of the word. Right. And loose those who have a prophetic word from God who are like Elijah, I stand in the presence of the lord, and by my word, it's not going to rain for three and a half years, right? That's what Elijah said. Alan, your speaking something, there's a key before you can speak a word from God. You have to have ears to hear a word from God. And if you think about think about it, what Christ said every time you spoke after as he would say, those who have ears to hear, yes, let them hear a word from God. There are a lot of people out there that are preaching. A lot of people out there that are quote speaking a word from God, and it's not a word from God, God has to create ears to hear. Our living word from God, every one of us sitting here didn't start out speaking the word of God. We sat under mentors and they were speaking a word from God, and it created the capacity within us to hear a word from God, exactly. Which then enabled us to begin to speak the word from God. Lord loose people to hear. Loose the hearing of your word father loose the hearing, and the understanding loose the hearts to understand what you're saying. Even the disciples, what did you say? They didn't get it either until after the day of Pentecost. Today there are so many men and women of God out there that are in churches and they're anointed men and women of God, and their speaking and anointed word. So here's two people sitting in the congregation. One person has ears, and when that word spoken, it hits them, it changes them. They walk in it. The other person, it goes right over their head. Yep. Same place, two different people. Well, on this podcast, we found out that having ears to hear God's word is crucial if we are those who are called to speak his word and bring his kingdom to this earth. Experiencing the impartation of God's word through his family is life. As this time in his presence blessed you, then please subscribe to our podcast at live behind the veil dot com. If you would like to contact the family with questions or topics that you would like to discuss, you can email them to living epistles at live behind the veil dot com. Stay connected, tuned in and grow with the family as the lord unveils his word to us live. Behind the veil.
Tennessee GOP leaders urge delay of toddler COVID-19 shots
"Some state lawmakers are taking aim at the distribution of newly available COVID vaccines for children under 5 Top Tennessee Republican House leaders are urging governor Bill Lee to delay the state's health department from distributing and promoting COVID-19 vaccines that are now available for infants toddlers and preschoolers In a letter sent Wednesday to the Republican governor State House leaders including Tennessee House speaker Cameron Sexton and House majority leader William Lambert said they had too many concerns surrounding the vaccine for those under 5 years old the lawmakers claimed that the COVID-19 emergency has long passed in Tennessee though that statement is disputed by public health experts The letter comes just days after Florida raised eyebrows for being the only state in the country not to pre order the vaccine for its toddlers Florida's Republican governor Ron DeSantis said he wouldn't facilitate their distribution but the shots are available to those who want them I'm Jennifer King
Biden visits clinic, celebrates COVID shots for kids under 5
"President Biden visited a vaccination clinic in Washington D.C. more people are now eligible to get coronavirus shots Monumental step forward to the United States is now the first country in the world to offer safe and effective COVID-19 vaccines for children as young as 6 months old The president also delivered a thinly veiled criticism of Florida governor Ron DeSantis who blocked his health department from ordering and delivering pediatric vaccines in his estate Elected officials shouldn't get in the way And make it more difficult for parents who want their children to be vaccinated I want to protect them and those around them This is no time for politics The White House says Florida doctors will be able to order vaccines for children under 5 from the federal government Ed Donahue Washington
Will Other Republicans Run Against Donald Trump?
"I'm getting more and more callers who say they're Trump supporters who are starting to waver a little bit about the 2024 presidential race and Donald Trump as the GOP nominee. Now, this friend of mine said, the fact that the case being made against him by the January 6th committee being told by his own advisers has to wound him at least somewhat. His comments really undermine him. By that I mean his complete obsession with 2020, it's almost all he talks about is becoming too much even for many people who support him. They're being worn down and exhausted. Including by what he demands of his supporters, of course, if he runs, he could still win. And even if he doesn't, he could still inflict injury on a lot of the other candidates, but I think his conduct and loosened grip on the party just about ensures that there are many Republicans who will run in 2024, including Ron DeSantis regardless of what he does.
Callers: What About Reparations for Union Soliders' Families?
"Great? Well, Mike, let me just ask you a question, if you don't mind. Sure. How many how many white and I don't mean this in a prejudicial way? How many white guys? Exhausted their lives and their hearts and their souls, fighting in the Civil War. For the confederacy, for the union. You're right. To free those slaves. We're talking about reparations. Why don't we consider then reparations for those hundreds of thousands of young men who gave their lives to free those blacks? I think that's a pretty brilliant
Caller: Would Non-Black People Pay for Black People's Reparations?
"And I mean, I'm Irish. My ancestors suffered through the Irish potato famine, but let's get back to what how much you think you should get. I mean, I think it's fair to expect to understand you want 10,000, a thousand, 50,000, what do you think your ancestors being slaves would lead you to be compensated? How much should you get? I really can't put a dollar amount on the mic, but if I had to put a dollar amount, maybe the same thing as they gave us stimulus checks. And that could have been, that could be a pretty good amount of money. That was like, that could be what some people are getting $1200, added on every month, $1500 a month. Well, guess what? You can't put a dollar mama on with our ancestors went through and during slavery times. Yeah, yeah. Well, let me ask you this and I mean this sincerely. Do you really think the country as a whole would respond well to this? Do you think you think I'm the most Americans would be all on board with this and say, this is great. Let me pay money as a non black American. Because you couldn't have to be. You wouldn't be charged, right? I'm asking you a question with a question. Okay, good. So people complain when they have to pay extra money for gas to the government. We can complain. Well you bet we do. That's all we're doing is complaining. People can't afford to pay their pay, don't
Caller: Black People Deserve Reparations for Going Through Slavery
"Go ahead, sir. You think reparations would help heal the land? I don't think it would help, but I think black deserved a reparations. But for going through slavery. You went through slavery? My ancestors did. Right. So what did that do to you? What did it do to me? Right. What impact did that have on you? And started the growth of many others that asked us was slaves. Okay. How much would you like, Kenyatta? It doesn't matter what I like, but you said that we don't deserve reparations because everybody's going to pay taxes. Whether everybody have to pay taxes, not doesn't matter. Well, no, no, no, it's not I didn't say we don't have to pay taxes. We'd all have to pay you and I'm just asking you what would, I don't mean what you'd like, what you think would be a fair amount that you would receive. I can't really put a dollar amount on it, but they definitely deserve reparations. And I think to say that they don't deserve it, that's insensitive. What do you think? What do you think? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. You go ahead, Kenyatta. I think if it was if it was Hispanic that was slaves, they would want their reparations and all these other races will want their reparations. So why shouldn't we get our reparations?
Sheila Jackson Lee Calls for Reparations for Black Americans Only
"To Sheila Jackson Lee, another prominent black Democrat, there is one way to heal our troubled land. As the pastor said, it is time for the commission to study slavery and develop reparation proposals. So that we can heal the land and heal the nation. I expect the land and heal the nation for reparations. You understand how reparations works. Anyone who's black would be expected to pay because any kind of a reparations fund would be paid out of the taxpayers. We'd have to pay that. But you can't charge black Americans who are going to receive reparations, so it would have to be everybody who's not black, presumably whites, Asians, Hispanics, everybody else would be expected to essentially fund black Americans.
New Orleans Unveils Giant Hair Pick Statue
"Well, there was a giant Afro pick that was installed in New Orleans, right? Derek, was that New Orleans? They spent money on a work of art that's a giant, I don't know the technical term for it. I think it's known as an Afro pick where black people who have big afros use that. It's like a big oversized comb. Well, this is this gigantic. Can you find that story for me, Derek? I saw that last night. I thought, is that a Juneteenth thing? Listen, art is in the eye of the beholder, maybe somebody feels that that's some kind of a tribute to the Emancipation of slaves,
Cory Booker Criticizes Commercialization of Juneteenth
"There is absolutely nothing wrong. We should celebrate the Emancipation of the slaves. But pretending to be worried about commercializing Juneteenth of all things, this was Cory Booker, the crazed senator from New Jersey. He appeared with Stephen insurrectionist Colbert last night on CBS. I think the materialism and commercialism and consumerism, those streams within our society often do detract from the nobility and the principles and the ideals, but also for us confronting the fullness of our history. I get very frustrated that Martin Luther King day, we've created this Santa classification of Martin Luther King when he was wildly unpopular. At the time he died. He was somebody that pushed this country to expand its moral imagination. And so this idea that a day about freedom and liberty is descending into consumerism. We can't let that happen. And so of course, companies are going to try to do their best to pad their bottom lines. But we have in a responsibility not to cheapen this holiday and just talk about it and speak about it. And most importantly, try to be about it, try to be and live the ideals that we're celebrating.
Sen. Kennedy: People Trust the Media Like They Trust Gas Station Sushi
"People trust the media like they trust gas station sushi said senator John Kennedy to Bill hammer. He doesn't do a lot of radio interviews, apparently. He likes TV. We've tried to get him on. He's like the Will Rogers of the U.S. Senate. But there are people who are decidedly not Will Rogers esque over in the house, today's Democrat party is led by nitwits and scoundrels and demagogues
Caller: Americans Go off of Television
"Good, good. I'm disgusted by that. Oh, we should pick somebody else stuff. Yo, I don't want you guys. If you're on my team and you saw me get cheated, we agree I got cheated. And then you go pick somebody else. It's disgusting. You know, the other thing that, you know, the other thing, the other thing I worry about is the people are getting influenced by this witch hunt star chamber January 6th select committee crap. I think they're getting beaten down by it. They're easily swayed. Like the Americans are they go off of TV. They throw away content. All right. All right, but let's let me be devil's advocate because I'm with you. I'm right there with you. But here's the argument that people make. Independence, are we going to win independence with Ron DeSantis? Are we going to win independence with Donald Trump? That's what they say, the desantis has a better chance of winning people over in the middle, which helps us win in 2024.
"ron" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
"Back here on the ron burgundy podcast and carolina has told me she has some letters from our listeners about hobbies are they actual letters or did people mostly just email. Oh they're all emails. Wow so people are so lazy. These days we ask for letters and they dash off an impersonal email. No real letters emails just so much easier. Yes it is sitting in your own in wearing khaki shorts as much easier. Don't think people are doing that. Easy isn't the point. You think it feels good to wear a tiny lipstick gun and the soccer my loafer. Do they get easy. Wait you have a lipstick gun. I do because it's classy and romantic. Anwar please read the emails. Thanks for emailing folks. I heard it was really easy. All right our i e mail comes from. Aj in new mexico and he said during the pandemic he took up cooking. That's great aj before the pandemic never had done anything but boil water but now he's making his whole family gourmet dinners. He's also become quite a baker and is responsible for quote. Dad's legendary cinnamon cookies. That's very sweet. Was that supposed to be a pun. Like cookies are sweet. No that was unintentional. I just. I think it's sweet as an nice that he's baking cookies for his family. Okay because there was an opening for pun there. And you're telling me you didn't go for it. Okay you know what. I respect your choice. Thank you i actually really enjoy cooking as well. I take a stake season. It let it cook on the grill at ten thousand degrees and then i don't even grab utensils into it sometimes. Even tie my hands behind my back. I down charred piece of beef and less than three seconds. You know all about those nerds. Who can solve a rubik's cube really fast. Yeah i've actually been practicing down a pound meat faster than they can solve that dumb cube you know you can just peel the stickers off and it's back to the right order in no time. You're just saying that people are blazey for sending emails. Don't you think that this is kind of cheating. I'm sorry it's just different. My examples different. It's plainly different. I think he wanted to be different. I wanted to be different. And i know that it's different. Okay sorry are you. You seem very weirdly aggressive about. I just hate that bastard. Rubik and his cube the sticker peel method is easier. I don't wanna wanna talk about him anymore. All he wants to do is play games and humiliate people carolina. Here's his show idea. Okay humiliate the rubik's cube company. Let's just read our next email. It comes from deborah. Formerly of south pasadena. I love south passively. Beautiful part of california. Oh well now she just lives in pasadena dina proper good for her and her hobby has been the video game animal crossing. I've heard of this. It's a video game where you're a person and your neighbors are a bunch of talking animals. Scott got really big twenty twenty. Yeah it's really fun and you get to design your own island and the animals are your friends and can these wild beasts attack. you know. that's it's a for kids. They just talk to you and give you presents a situation back in the seventies where i was living next to a wild boar. Come on and i'll just say this he didn't give me any fun clothing or invite me to go. Fishing tore through my house one night and the woman. I was entwined with well. Let's just say. I didn't get a callback. Great i guess animal crossings not free l. I got my hands full with my hobbies being an amateur detective medical examiner at my buddy kenny's morgue backyard fireworks which also is a side. Business of gender reveal parties that i host opening my san makeup line. I cannot have a bore tear through my life again. There's there's too much to lose this time. Carolina please write that down as a possible tagline for a boar fighting movie. I could star in. Okay you want it to be. There's just too much to lose this time. Yes but make the to a number two. Because it'll be the sequel. Sorry where were we We got another email here from jessica who is from maine and she says her hobby for the last thirty years has been writing letters to author steven king and standing outside of his house. Okay i should screen these emails better. This woman is clearly stop. Wait a second hold on here. She's willing to write letters to stephen king but to us we only get lazy email. Okay well that's besides the point. This woman is clearly stocking stephen king. Jeez between jessica and those horror shows in dc. Just make some standard come on people. It's just more rewarding. Okay i think we. I finished the e mail portion. We're going to take a quick commercial break. And then we'll be right back with more from ron from iheartradio and tender foot. Tv comes in new podcast algorithm. I was assigned to do a really interesting story. And i needed the uniform. 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"ron" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
"That's very generous of you okay. So i believe ron is finished with sabrina. And the cool. Ron phone number didn't work out. But that's okay. Because what did work out for. Some bunnies in. Florida is going to melt your heart. I don't why am i still even trying to do this. We're not going to get to the bunnies. We didn't get any of the other animals. I'm going crazy. I don't sabrina. Are we set up with my unlimited. Five g-go data plan plus love boat channel thing. Great okay we're all set. Then there we go. Oh my god. Ron all set. We are going to recoil me more about this professional heirarchy league. How good do you have to be to get in all right. We're gonna be right back after this. I'm so sorry. Oh hi i'm ethan. Edelman hosted the new podcast psychoactive founded the drug policy alliance which has been at the forefront of the effort to legalize marijuana and end the broader war on drugs. But what's next. What's the future of drugs and psychoactive. I'll be talking with scientists and politicians celebrities and activists about all things drugs why do we have receptors. They're bringing that fit. Molecules made poppy plants. You know. I think ecstasy. Save my marriage drugs or something. I recommend to long-term couples. We had to adopt this idea that there's this disease called alcoholism no matter how many drugs this particular person was selling. You shouldn't be able to kick someone's door down and then murdered them. Psychoactive is out. Now listen to psychoactive on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. Whoever you get your podcasts. Hey it's roy. Junior from the daily show with trevor noah and host of the new podcast beyond the scenes in each episode..
"ron" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
"Welcome back to the ron burgundy broadcast. I'm ron burgundy and with me as always is my co host carolina. Yeah were mid episode. Yes that's that's typically what i'd say while opening a segment on my podcast. Sabrina but i wanna finish up with this transaction with you and get my new phone up and ready. So ron is still on the phone with sabrina from customer care. So let me ask you sabrina. Can i choose my phone number. Can you make it spell out something fun like area code and then the corresponding numbers to spell out cool ron. That number's already taken. Can you tell me about who. Oh it's an unlisted number. It just got too frustrating. Because there's no way for me to know. If that ron is cooler not just think the numbers should go to the coolest. Ron and i have a gut feeling. I'm cooler than the raw. Who as sabrina. I go with my gut. You should go with my guy. I'm sorry it's not like a license plate. You can't get like a customized cool phone number..
"ron" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
"Of toddlers. Who are going down for a nap. After snacktime there are men and women with passions their presidents and dignitaries who respect journalists. And they need important. Yes still here sabrina. No it's a really cool heirarchy table. Do you play air hockey really. I'm guessing that sabrina plays air hockey. Yes yes she does. I had no idea. They had championship air hockey competitions. That's fascinating hold on. I wanna wanna hear more about this but let me give you another carver's carolina. Make sure they bleep out my card info. Please do also. Did you know there was championship. Air hockey now. We should do it episode about that. What i would be thrilled to do any episode as soon as you're on the phone okay sabrina. It's a home shop network. But i think it will work right. The number is okay. We're gonna take a break and when we get back. Hopefully ron will be finished with the phone company and we can do the actual podcast. Which would be really really exciting. Bear with us folks please. My name is ron burgundy. And i'd like to take a minute of your time to talk about seatbelt safety. Did you know that one. In ten americans still don't wear seatbelts. Who are these knuckleheads. Do they forget too big of a hurry. There's no excuse for not wearing a seatbelt. They don't put them in cars because they're a fashion accessory front-seat backseat. It doesn't matter buckling up as classy thing to do. It's also the smart thing to do. Imagine this you're out on a date driving on the coast with that someone special. Everything is heading towards a very sexy romantic evening and the next thing you know you get pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. Nothing kills the mood like a ticket. Believe me i've been there. It's hard to get over all that cash loss because you're too stupid aware seatbelt. So don't ruin a good date. Click it or ticket. Say the poet. I heart radio presents right now from los angeles switch hours ago suffered the largest earthquake in north american history. New.
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"I i wrote that sabrina. I'm in a real bind years zor another way for me to prove my identity. Hold on this is going to sound crazy. But you see my name on. The account is ronald burgundy. Maybe this will help you verify who i am. This is ron burgundy. You stay classy. Yes exactly sabrina. This is the real. Ron burgundy. Well thank you sabrina. I am a fan of yours as well. Because you're helping me to get my new phone setup not to mention the love boat episodes on that streaming service move on from the love boat. Yes yes yes. I see what you're say. This could be someone doing a very good impression of ron. Burgundy i appreciate you wanting to protect my security of the honest with you. I can't for the life of me remember my authorization pin code carolina over here doesn't remember it either. Wait wait hold on what about this. Hey carolina can you do me a favor and talk to sabrina here from customer care and tell her that i am in fact the real ron burgundy i mean. I don't know if that's going to even help this week. I've been five hours but dealing with us for five hours. Hey okay. I know how frustrating this can be I've said that. I just had to deal with my cable company. So thank you. I i i really just want. Wrap this up and do the episode about dogfights that we know. Were not doing your episode about exposing dogfighting rings. Were doing heartwarming. Stories by zoologists talked to sabrina and vouch for who i am. Thank you hand this over to you. Hi sabrina my name is carolina. I can assure you. This is really ron burgundy calling. I know yeah i know i understand. I pay launching needs to speak with yoga. Sabrina are we doing. What do you mean sabrina. She vouched for me. Isn't that good enough. I see yeah yes right. Oh that's a good point..
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"And we're back on. The ron burgundy podcast. Thanks for sticking with us today. I have a few things to say. One is the night of august fourteenth. Nineteen seventy-three is one. That i'll regret for the rest of my life a hitter raccoon that night and his son is here to kill me now carolina. Will you get the damn raccoon out of the studio. I'm trying ron. It's actually jumped off the chair and it's just curled up in the corner. You know what. I really think if we just called one of the iheart guys to drive over here and they could pick up some supplies and we could just pick it up and we could release back into the wild and no way no way. There's not a damn chance. I'm endangering member of my crew in here with that wild beast while i'm in here i know carolina and it breaks my heart but in war. There are some times casualties. Now did you learn any self defense moves in your last zuber class now. It's just a raccoon. I don't have to use self okay. I have a new plan. I'm going to ask that you edit this out of the podcast. But are you familiar with agent orange. That is toxic chemical. They used in the vietnam war. Okay good so you know it. I to have a very small supply in my tool shed. We don't need much but let's bring some back here and just toss it into the studio. That's illegal right. That's illegal right so we can't do it right. Let's let's edit this part out of the podcast keep it on the lolo that way. Nobody ever has to know this raccoon or his father or what. I did on the night of august eighth nineteen seventy-three. I thought it was august. Fourteenth to be honest august. Eighth wasn't my best night either way. Look the raccoon is sleeping. it looks like it's sucking its thumb. All maybe mrs. it's mommy. I didn't touch it's mommy and no it's not sleeping carolina. It's playing dead. It wants you to think it's sleeping before tax your face and scratches your eyeballs out. He wants to send a message to me. Thank god it's going to use you i. I don't think the raccoons that conniving or even thinking that far advanced okay. Listen to me. You need to get in that raccoons head. It's playing dead carolina. Lay down on the floor and you play dead to not laying down for. It's our only option unless you want to use the poison darts in my glove compartment. But again i'd really like to save those poison darts okay fine. I'm going to lay down on the floor and this is really stupid. This is really stupid. But if it's a choice between this and the james bond arts choose. The floor is a choice. Okay this is really stupid. This is so stupid but find. I'm gonna lay down the floor. Are you laying down. yes okay. What about now still nothing. I'm on the floor at this. Raccoon is a smart little son of a gun. Okay wait hold on. Something's happening what what's happening is it. Is it spraying urine as a defense. No it's not okay. Because i am run. Come on this. Raccoon wants to get into a literally pissing contest with ron burgundy. It's gonna lose. You're going to the bathroom in the corner aria by marking territory. That's all i'm doing. Just hold it okay okay. It's getting up. I can see a moving okay. Don't freak out but it's making its way to your gym bag. Go to commercial. What's go to commercial right now. People should not here this run. Just look at it. i'm not. I can't just make is what i don't want to look at it. I m jamie lee. Curtis am host of the new podcast. Good friend on iheartradio. On good friend i am talking about friendship. Sort of the good. The bad and the ugly. I wanna talk about conflict resolution about making you friends about keeping friendships alive through very difficult times. Listen and subscribe to good friend on the iheartradio app or wherever you find your favorite podcasts. 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Or wherever you get your podcasts well you go penguins selling with me okay. We are back just to update everyone on the situation. There's a raccoon in the studio. I'm refusing to look at it because they don't wanna make eye contact. It's currently according to carolina rummaging through my gym bag carolina has taken refuge on the floor and is doing absolutely nothing to help. You told me to get down to the floor i. This wasn't my decision. Do you have is on the beast and remember. Do not make eye contact. It's just kind of going through your stuff. It looks like it's trying some stuff on okay. Well there's a gun in there but it's not loaded. Damn that's my fault. i'm just gonna call that a blessing in disguise. I am sorry everyone. This is one of the worst things to happen in a long time. I can't think of a tougher situation in recent times than what's happening right now on. Don't say that that's not the case carolina. I just thought of something move. Move your head around. Maybe it will think your hair is another raccoon and it will try and meet with you mate with the back of your head and then as soon as it's on your head just run out of the room and dunk your head.
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"And i. I must have got distracted. Why don't we do this story off the air and then splat a raccoon across my windshield. Jesus christ i get out a cry for a good thirty minutes. Say a prayer. Give it a proper burial. I mean that's actually really kind of i wouldn't necessary and as i lay him to rest heard something else. That's when over my shoulder. I saw a baby raccoon waiting in the brush staring at me with one tier running down. It's cute little. I'm trying to finish the story. Stop scuttling talking about you anyway. I just knew it was his son and he looked at me and i knew what he was saying. Well is he saying. I'll remember you. Ron burgundy you got okay. You got that from him yes. I'm so sorry you went through that. I don't think that it's related. Okay will you don't sound like you're taking this seriously. What what is that. What does that sound did it puncture you carolina in the neck. No i'm sorry i'm fine. It's just grabbing at the microphone. She do not give that raccoon. Podcast what i swear to god. If we start letting animals host podcast the press and animal rights groups will be all over us. I'm not going to give the raccoon podcast. I don't even think there's anyone who would listen to it. I don't think iraq can could manage a podcast. I don't know. I mean there's people on youtube that do this thing called. Uss where they scratch things and make sounds with their mouths and the videos are very popular. Millions of people. Watch them. I am. That's as mark. I'm not sure how scientific it is. But i do know that it's very popular. Can we try. Doing 'em are on the raccoon to lulla into a slumber so it can be safely removed from the room. I don't. I don't know if that will help at all. So you're just sitting there doing nothing. Carolina tap your fingers on the mike and see if it calms the raccoon. Obviously don't use the same mike. The raccoon is holding. It will bite your fingers off. I'm not gonna use amar okay to try and get this raccoon out of here. I'm not just do it. Carolina you know.
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"Okay give me another one. I look. i'm getting more intuitive. What about the undoing. No idea pass not going to try. Okay what about shameless Oh the donald trump story wonderful. I told a joke. Yes good good joke. This is us fi crap about aliens. Gimme a break next. Okay outlander. I believe this. One is a comedy about a family that lives on a boat way out at sea homeland. I'd watch that that's about pilgrims making it to the shores of virginia at this ron. No i know what i'm doing. You're not good at it. I mean that's what's happening. I'm just reading..
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"So let let me just make a decision right. And then on with the call with first lady. Okay okay. my name is ron burgundy. And i'd like to take a minute of your time to talk about seatbelt safety. Did you know that one in ten american still don't wear seatbelts. Who are these knuckleheads. Do they forget too big of a hurry. There's no excuse for not wearing a seatbelt. They don't put them in cars because they're a fashion accessory front-seat backseat. It doesn't matter buckling up. Is that classy thing to do. It's also the smart thing to do. Imagine this you're out on a date driving on the coast with that someone special. Everything is heading towards a very sexy romantic evening and the next thing you know you get pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. Nothing kills the mood like a ticket. Believe me i've been there. It's hard to get over all that cash. You lost because you're too stupid to wear a seatbelt so don't ruin good date. Click it or ticket. Say if the poet murdering illinois the new iheartradio podcast from the producers behind happy face and murder and oregon. You don't really need to see the crime scene photos. Have your heartbroken. Wet started as a family road trip ended as a massacre murder. Children murdered mother. Three children were murdered by the last person they ever thought would harm them. Bus sprint lost her life and is not here to tell the truth. He said the disres- chris and her first words were he didn't do it. Did the person convicted of four murders. Actually pull the trigger. None of their theories of how this happened fit the crime scene. I'm lauren brad. Pacheco join me for murder in illinois. Who killed the vaughan family so crazy. Mrs also crazy. Listen and follow on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. Or wherever you listen to podcasts. We'll have you decide what to watch the first lady's communications directors texting me and. She says that she only between the avengers age of altron. Okay or brigitta cher. I mean i saw the avengers age of altron in the theaters fourteen times. So that's something to consider. Our bridgeton is a series. And it's a bit of a commitment. I don't figure you for regency dramas. Are you crazy. I love the regency period off dreamt of owning a sprawling estate in the english countryside. Where i would give chase to fox's in throw elaborate parties and i'd be considered a lord. Lord ron burgundy. It's not as crazy as it sounds. I have honorary degrees. you know. i just didn't figure you for like jane austen kinda guy. Jane austen is my favorite author. Hands down well no robert. Ludlum is my favorite author. Peter benchley who wrote jaws of course okay. Then e l james who famously penned the excellently written fifty shades of grey. But austin is up there. Okay named one of jane austen's books easy this land of mine or how about duty before. Shame now those are those. Aren't jane austen bucks. They're not now. Okay well what about the third woman..
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"Wrong back. Hello there my name. Is ron burgundy. And you're listening to the ron burgundy podcast. I didn't feel right yesterday. So i left. But i'm back today with a new episode and as always by my side carolina. If you need a picture let me painted for you. She's slovenly dressed in something like a potato sack with dirty sneakers and hair. That looks like she was stuck somewhere for a long time. Maybe in someone's miscellaneous drawer. Would you say that. That's an accurate depiction of carolina. Yes that's just about perfect. Great word painting is an art form unto itself. And i consider myself a master of the art carolina. Do me a favor and point to something. Anything in this room and i will describe it with a word painting. Okay what about that thing over there. That yeah it's a it's a wall outlet. Okay should we get on with the show. Podcast it's cold a podcast. I you know what. I don't know what happened yesterday. I said the word and the word cast and it didn't sound right. it was a was a bit unsettling. No i know you ran out of here. You took my car and then you just left. I did yes i ran out of the studio and straight to your be. Prius drove about a half mile down the road and parked in a home depot. parking lot. And guess what i did i went to sleep. Yeah i spent the whole night in that parking lot. Speaking of word paintings. Let me let me paint a picture of what goes on in a parking lot here in los angeles at night i the raccoons and smaller varmints come out. They roam the gray surface for trashy food of which there is plenty than the larger animals..
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"Hello everyone. I'm ron burgundy. And today on the podcast you'll be getting some top shelf culture with some of the finest poetry you've ever heard in your life myo carolina do me and our listeners favor and describe what you're looking at run went into his trunk his sacred trunk and We'll there are boxes and boxes of crumpled paper and napkins and like rolls and rolls and rolls of toilet. Paper pristine rolls of toilet paper and And notebooks all over the studio now way. More than i feel like could fit in the trunk of your car but i guess not so not so packing. A trunk of a car is an art form. It requires great skill and geometric knowledge which i possess in spades. I could and probably will do a whole show on packing a car truck. Write that down carolina how to pack your car. That's an episode dammit you. You're not writing down. Ron burgundy and the art of packing your car about that. For a ratings bonanza. Write it down. Okay folks if you're listening at home well you'd have to be listening. Young carolina has her arms folded like a librarian with a stick up her but she is not. I repeat not writing a thing down. Okay fine but i love for that. She is a dinner doodle botkin by kali. Anyway i'm going to read some poetry today. Some great poetry so sit back and prepare to be blown away. Are you ready. I'm i'm sorry. I'm having trouble concentrating. How many rolls of toilet paper do you have here. It looks like you had like a hundred rolls of toilet paper in the trunk of your car. Yes for tonight. What do you mean for tonight. Are you doing something. How many rolls of toilet paper do you use in one day i. I'm not going to tell you that. Nobody because nobody believes me. So i'll believe you. But how many years now i have to know. How many do i use. I use sixty rolls of toilet paper a day night down. That's not possible. Listen i like to grew like to put cologne on my neck. Share like to brush my chest hair from time to time and yes i like to wipe all right. Okay can we please. Just get back to the episode. I i like to wipe vigorously. Oh and often right. I'm sorry okay. I am in fact curious. About what kind of poetry you right so yeah. Let's get back to the. I'll tell you what type right only the best. Okay okay so hand me. Hand me one from that stack over there. Unfold this yes oh this one is called the bucket i read there. Once was a man from untuckit. Who kept all his poop in a bucket now after a week. The bucket did leak so he found a bag and said that's quite a boom am. I right sure it's limerick but it's a form of poetry. I guess if you wanna call that okay so so you don't like that one. I can do more than limericks here hanmi another all right. This one is called the magical. Can i once knew a man in a van who pooped in a magical cat. The more he would do the more the ken grew. It truly was a magical can i. I like the delivery insatiable right. Sure i guess the pride is there. Yes and here's a little fun tidbit. I remember where that one came to me. I was walking the great pacific rim trail. It was morning and the birds were just beginning the long symphony of their day. The sun appeared over the eastern ridge spreading glorious orange. Red light and the majesty of it all flooded in a great wave of warm interfering. I shall never forget so then. You were moved. You just had to get it down the poem about poop carolina. You know not the mind of the poet. The poet is a dreamer and dancer. Right okay. I'm just curious. Have you written anything. That's not olympic. Let me see. Hand me one from that pile. Yes okay. i once knew. A lady named regina created cucumbers up not appropriate. Okay gimme another k there once was a bloke who was all wrong but who was blessed with an elephant dung okay. That must be my my blue pile for adult crowds. Only got it right. So that's why. I don't know if i've ever told you about this but there was a time when i was hired to do risky parties for adults. Only it was a way to make some extra bucks on the side and not a bad place to pick up a bored housewife. I might add. I was known around san diego not as ron burgundy but is sloppy newsom and a book to lot of parties. I still perform from time to time as slapping newsom. If i'm short on bread well you don't wanna hear about that. Everything's always great with ron. As far as you know no it's not never any. Oh ron on top of the world. We'll sometimes it feels like fire. Ants have crawled up my okay. Okay okay what. What's in that box over there. Probably limericks from what you've read could give me okay. All right. I read there. Once was a woman named leeann here. We go and she loved to drink her sangria but when she ate some roast duck she ran out of luck. When the bird caused her to squirts diarrhea. Oh come on come on what. Maybe something more serious diarrhea is serious. Business okay serious business. Don't mess around the diarrhea. it's nothing to laugh about. That poem was more like a public service announcement. But okay. what's in that box over there. Hey hand me one from that box. Yes the phantom wind by ronald are burgundy. This must be one of my my more youthful poems when the world was young and love lingered longingly in the air. I was probably no older than you in this poem was written. Oh i bet. It's a limerick heck no. I said this to some serious literary journal like reader's digest to be published. So i could make my way in. The world is a young writer long before my prestigious career in the news business. I'll read. let me read it. The phantom wind the wind blew into town today. Dressed in linen and lace. She held herself in great esteem. Even as she brushed my face. I was unaware of where she went. Other faces angrily. I guessed she left so quickly then and left me with what i missed. I okay you don't like okay. Run.
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"What i'm talking about. Is that happy spiritual feeling of being alive on earth. Everyone deserves it but not everyone knows how to find it. Joy i'm talking about. I hear you i do. I mean to be honest listening to you and besides like the sound effects in any of that i think ought to be a really helpful. Episode of the podcast. I think everyone right now needs more joining lives and i think that maybe we could you know. Give some people some active tools to help them with. I'm going to tell the how to get joy if you would just shut up. Okay yeah but first we need to understand what isn't bringing us joy right so yeah. Yeah the flipside exactly. I like to play a game with my dog baxter. From time to time where we throw the most plainly joyless sentences we can think of back and forth regular sentences. You might say that. Have no joy in them. It's a lot of fun and you can play at home to. Would you like to play carolina. Yeah i'll try it okay give me a joyless sentence you might say or here in real life okay. Let me think here's one. They're having a sale on tube socks at nordstrom's rack. Oh that's good that's awful and joyless. That's really okay. How about this one. I'm on my way to the dmv. Terrible yes the worst Okay what about this. My name is carolina that c. a. r. o. l. i. n. a. Oh yes spelling. Your name out for. Any reason is the opposite of joy. Here's one baxter. Always says they need to fix that hole in the road. how about. I should try and learn spanish. This bread got wet. The dripping noise is coming from under there. Have you seen the vacuum cleaner. Let's get on a zoom call at eight. Am by need to remember to call the insurance company. This bottle is empty. I'm proud of my tofu. Salad how much gas should i get. I need a new belt. My cat just died. Hold the both their carolina. You cross the line. I the games no fun. If you bring in sickness or
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"My name is ron burton. It could be weeks before. I could step into the studio again. So in the meantime brush your teeth and.
"ron" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
"Welcome back. I'm ron burgundy. I would like to apologize for my behavior during this episode. I am sorry for making up a ridiculous story about women named pam disappearing. Yeah that took us off track for quite a bit. Actually i know i. I just want to apologize for waiting. There was a pam democ. There is in fact. No such thing especially like to apologize to pam dober- who you may know as mindy from morgan mindy but i know just as my good friend pam okay. This is progress. Actually now how about you give yourself against all of my advice that celebrity shot and maybe it is safe. maybe i'm being overbearing and Soon bis vaccine once normal. People build up to celebrity immunity. I once they get their platelets up in line with what we have and again. I cannot stress enough. this is a special. Vip addition of the vaccine. So unless you're a big celeb- juice newton or one of the kea hamsters. You will not have access to this so if this mysterious new vaccine does work which i have my doubts about i would still love our listeners. To get modern are pfizer johnson johnson. I can't save enough instead. But yes if it's a hundred percent efficacy. The marshall islands vaccine than we do hope that everyone who needs it can get it soon. Yes immediately after all celebrities. Get it i. There's thousands of celebrities may be hundreds of thousands of county globally. Yes so okay okay carolina. I'm going to administer the vaccine to myself. Oh my god let me stop you right there. I think just putting your arm your by set. There's no need to take off your slack. If it's all seemed to you. I'd prefer to do it this way. I'm i'm not being creepy. This is medical. You've said that before. Wait so i'm sorry. Most people have a nurse administer this to them and it goes up your butter hort of the vip experience in the comfort of your own home. Administering the vaccine to yourself in your budget and remember it also comes with vip bottle service your choice of a premium to medium level of vodka or any spirit. I'm just gonna turn my head. Let me know when you're done. Okay are you okay. Okay okay okay. This is now my vaccine experience. By the way i got madonna. Cbs it was very quick and easy. This is actually seems like harder way. Okay i'm going to do. I'm just going to do it. I'm going to count to three and just administer the vaccine great okay one two three four five six seven three seven two four no five okay skipped over three do it just do it. S just do it and just okay here. We go here we go. I'm giving myself the shot in my right. But she creates our ouchi. They're out she's all. This hurts my buts bands. It's still going. I want my blankie me. My blankie my butt hurts. Oh okay okay. It's done it's done. I'm sitting down all hands back. She oh okay thank you bye pets back. You were very brave. Take you did regress to a childhood for a second there. But i'm i'm proud of you. How do you feel as you know with any vaccine. You're you're going to experience some symptoms of the virus. But i gotta be honest now that the shot has gone into my but i think i'm okay terrific. This is really wonderful news. I hope it's broader audience. A little hope. And you and i worked together on this ron. We co workers No we didn't. You didn't just take a sharp needle to you but you're not even famous enough to do it if you wanted. My point is if everyone works together and looks out for one another. We will get through this. I think that can be our our message today. I suppose you're right. That's a nice sentiment. Carolina for a woman with i say this with all due respect a medium level of attraction. And you can be kind of sweet. I don't think it's with all due respect. I almost would rather you call me ugly medium level of attraction. Are you not. I'm sorry. are you noticing. Any side effects. Honestly know if you've totally say did you. Why are you talking about high. I'm using my natural pervert bird guessing you've gotten very high pitched it. Sounds like Helium voice. I don't know what you're talking very outdoorsy knocking. You not hear yourself. Do you sound normalcy yourself. Strange to me hold on. Let me just do some. The respected rescuer reads risque magazines. Took loan has a chipped tooth symphony mass night for the whole on. I've always does sound very odd. I think this is why you want. The fda approved vaccines. I think this is the side effects this celebrity vaccine. I knew i should have never taken this thing. Trauma ago. Weird sick his this going to wear off. Highway broadcasting ruined. I want my voice about carolina. I think we should call the doctor. I think we need to call someone and just let them know what's going on. I don't know what to do. I can't call my doctor. I bought this vaccine. Dirk rapid dr you. You bought this vaccine off. The dark way was lying about this being a celebrity vaccine off the dark ribbon. No not give you any information about it. Because i am not a narc. I don't believe you just inject yourself with a random medication you bought off the internet. It's not the dark web okay. the secret internet. That's illegal where you can buy drugs or gun through bitcoin. Voices stuck like this. You need to seek medical attention. We need to seek medical attention. I need to just go. Oh my god are you okay terminal beautiful voice newell ever take me seriously as journalists with this voice. It seems like it's wearing off just a little bit. It is also allure. Almost there this. This is ron burgundy. Yeah i am trustworthy. Hello this is ron burgundy trustworthy and import. That sounds like you. Hello this is. Ron burgundy. Yeah i'm ron burgundy he's back. Okay the piano. Tuner told preposterous lies to piper perot. They got my voice with back to normal that that was scary. It must have been a temporary side effect of the medication. Still i don't love you. Bought it off the dark web and we should probably just see a doctor who knows whatever was in that syringe. Just to be safe. Maybe we can test it. That's really smart carolina. Great message to sit out. I'm sorry i'm not going to allow you to push that anti vaccine nonsense on this program. I am not an anti vaccine. I'm pro vaccinations. You just injected your self medication bought from the dark web with bitcoin. I ve been saying multiple times. Take pfizer take maderno. We offered to drive you to cvs and.
"ron" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
"We've done it again. No guests me talking you listening a complete show. Actually we're a little short run short. No it's impossible. I've got a custom-made Rolex aviation special edition timepiece. That hasn't missed a second of its life. Guaranteed see isn't the watch. That says that it's a rolex rolex. One L. An exit the end. So what's not mine? Mine is spelled R. O. L. L. E. KS. So that's not a real exits. Actually some kind of knockoff. Dare you about this legitimately from a guy who desperately needed a bus ticket to get back to his wife and kids who are being held at gunpoint by Russian agents now that sounds like a scam Carolina. Who in their right mind would make a story like that to just try and get two thousand dollars. You paid two thousand dollars for that. What I did and I in my car. The situation seemed pretty desperate. I mean Russian agents. Can you imagine your family being held by Russian agents and not being able to help you lent the sky your car. When was this about? Let's see eight years ago And has he return car? Not yet you will. You left me his name and number. It's right here my wallet. Let's hear Justin Bieber four nine six one five seven four three five k. yes that sounds legit. You did not get taken for two thousand dollars in your car. I am sorry no need to apologize to me. It's Mr Blabber. You should apologize to well even though. That's a legit Rolex watch. We are still short on time. I've got an idea. Let's show our listeners. My one of a kind legendary knife collection. It's a podcast so we can't really show them anything. You described the knives and I'll tell people a little bit about each one. When I worked in radio we had to paint pictures for our audience all the time. So you can do it. It'll be fun. Okay Shar I guess if it gets. Us Show Where is this one of a kind knife collection where I always keep it in the trunk of My car? I'll just I'll just go get it and we can We can take a break all. Okay this is big time. Ron Burgundy here reminding you to tune into the Seth Meyers Program. This is a guy who can really put on a show with topnotch guests and five star entertainment. A lot of these guys offer up one and to start entertainment at a five star price. But this Guy Seth Meyers. He delivers the goods. Five stars you know. How most nights are you sit there in front of your TV set and they try to shovel garbage at your face. Not This Guy Myers. I'm telling you he's got the goods. I don't know how it does it to be honest. If I had a late night show I would just phone it in most nights. I wouldn't care what kind of mess I was. Thrown out there. But this Guy Myers puts in the effort every night. It's a hundred and ten percent segments like a closer look where seth breaks down the news. Also Joke. Seth can't tell have become appointment. Viewing for the smart set. That means you and let's not forget. This guy knows how to do an interview. One of the best in the BIZ JOKES. News great interviews. It's all happening over on late night with Seth Meyers five-star entertainment five stars. I gave it five stars. That would be out of a possible five. It gets all of them know. Have these five complete stars. Ron Stop talking go to YouTube dot com slash late night for show highlights segments like a closer look interviews and.
"ron" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast
"Not check out late night with Seth Meyers over on the NBC, Network Seth serves up a big batch of funny stuff every night that sure to tickle your funny bone smart comedy for informed people who don't want to miss out on what's happening in our world drew story. I play racquetball with Seth Meyers when I'm in New York, and he cheats, it's. It's not a big deal, but on the racket ball court is a cheater and not a very sly one. I might say any advantage he can get. He tries to take non-regulation balls unsanctioned footwear, obstructive clothing, scoring miscount S- you name it. He's a cheater. Alright they say the cheaters never win, but Seth Meyers is winning big weeknights on NBC should I say that, does it help or hurt a guy to call him a cheat too late? Check out late night with my old friend Seth Meyers and go to YouTube dot com slash late night set for show lights segments like a closer look interviews and more. You'll thank me later. Romburg. Hello and welcome to the Ron Burgundy podcast Carolina. How are you doing? I'm fine. I've just been waiting here for two hours. I. Was Everything okay? Everything was fine. We said twelve o'clock, didn't we? Yeah. I just It's two o'clock. Is it. Oh. My Watch is two hours slow. Fix by policies. And I usually remember when I wear this watch remember Ronnie this one's two hours slow, so keep that in mind I can help. Be Get that fixed, or we can get you. Know now it's kind of A. Little superstitious ballplayer. You know that way where? Hey. It ain't broke. Is Broken. It's just run slow. That's it because I'm afraid they're going to take a look underneath the hood so to speak in. Replace it with the. Chinese parts or something? Regardless we're here. We're queer get yours. Which is a classic classic saying from the Revolutionary War Times? I'd like to open up the old mailbag and pick out some letters from our fans. We have mailbag. Did someone give us I didn't know that we on? Carolina back from the beach right? Yes, we have a mailbag. Of course we have a mailbag. We've always at a mailbag. This is a real podcast you now. I get a lot of letters about all kinds of subjects, furniture repair dog, grooming skin-care bookbinding chemistry. I've been asked how to pick combination locks out to make your own lumber mill out. Make love is a popular question of. And how to be classy just to name a few, I try and respond to every letter I get with at least ten to fifteen pages, but some subjects disturb the.
"ron" Discussed on Dr Ron Unfiltered Uncensored
"He got everybody Back Ah Hey welcome everyone. This is Dr Ron host of Dr unfiltered uncensored with season five episode number one medical.