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"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

08:10 min | 10 months ago

"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Mortar. Really. Big Drink. I bought boughten all of the city Brooklyn to. A bartender to place a mob lace. Bay Ridge one time and A fight with his nearly waiter after work. SHITTY ATTITUDE BRONC GONNA fight they called me goes don't come back to work. Yeah but I want come at least to get my paycheck goes don't come back in fact, don't back to bridge for a few like. Yeah who's the waiter? He was a nephew of Gambino in one of those guys like they were on the show kind of new owners but you know don't come Back Bay Ridge. Don't come back because you see them in there you know. But you know I didn't think idiot work for you. To. Grow Up to be. Rough. Macho. Bar and grill. And then I worked a bunch of places say marks I worked at. The only jobs I had here were the barley noble astro place. Extra place. I saw a girl get beat. Down on rollerblades one day. What why Ray Rice knife? No. No. She there were two doors. Doors, there's a set of doors you walked in and there's a little hallway and another set of doors getting the store right and so. They're like, Hey, there's a confrontation outside we take a look at it see what's going on and it's his white girl with three black girls and so I go out to the open, the outside doors I outdoors doors they start coming in with me, and so now I'm in the middle of the front she's in rollerblades. And I go. Hey, guys guys calm down calm down the girls like she called me the n word and I was like what and then the girl the rollerblades goes she is and she called all of them and I just got out and they've beat her down in that. Thing and she was on rollerblades skip slipping around. Faulk it was insane. Welcome to. New. York. Out of the way. The guy out we, the manager is The information. The information. Really. That was fucking. He's Org right down the block and say. You have over there. no, I don't think so. And then and then I worked the door Boston and I remember this girl this Puerto Rican couple came up and they were like, Hey, is good there tonight and I say yeah. But you guys probably shouldn't go in and they were like why and I said well, there's smoking in there and they're like I said because she's pregnant. Is Oh. Shit. Enough, I'd. Like. Very good. Beyond you one of my favorite stories is the their job working at Boston Comedy, Club Twenty, six, two days after my birthday. June Body Kelly, and Patrice O.`Neil on the street in by the firehouse and their cat. Colin produces call and women grows wrong buys a damn fat, ass I don't know Patrice it all a man known the little bit but not enough to talk to me or anything, but I'm working in the door. And I just kind of laughed at what he's what are you laughing at I said that's the worst way to pick up a woman in the world. He goes over really he's a how would you do it? So a girl walks by and I go. Hey, look you've had a rough day. One glass of wine and we can talk about it and she goes I'm good and kept walking and Patrice starts mocking me aggressively right. But it was far people understand that but it was fun because it was like bobby gem they're everyone's laughing and I'm talking to them. She Hears Patrice Making Fun of me and she comes back and she goes I'll take you up on that glass of wine and Patrice. Everyone's like. I just got a job working the door and that was my dream and I was like. I can't excuse me. Oh. My God just got my dream job. This want to do for a living. I can't leave this job I can't go and she was like you being here's right now. Like go idiot he was like, go go and Camp I just got my dream job. She goes okay and then Jesus I I'll go with you. Know I just kept walking. They mocked me we'll get. I told her. I was like this is my and Karen. Bergreen. Four Puerto Ricans brought in sitting in front Karen Bergreen came off stage crying and Lou, shape it comes out and he goes you fucking comedian get onstage I destroy these guys in the most probably hateful racial tirade that was fresh Outta Tallahassee just a straw them and but material. That's all I can do them up. How funny is that? That was your first set of Boston for of. A great story I, Know Puerto. Ricans Clark Hamburger Hamburger. You won't cry and I walked on and I brought these guys in instead of now one of the guys who's going to prison the next day I sent him in the front row. And I said I said what time do you make it a prison tomorrow? No one knew that he was really going to prison I. Like a man you better watch yourself like Oh. Hey. Am I when it says the store stupid Puerto Rican appoint to you and everyone laughed again and his buddies laugh and I go shouldn't you be your bite the delivery getting cold on your bike outside and everyone goes bugging nuts they get up they walk out. Everyone's here's fucking material. I was I was like or Puerto Rican and here. That's all I can do I ended up singing the elite on on stage. What happens Shaefer, Lewis shape lives in London. With young boys here we had a row SCHRAMM before he left roast and he was there. The Cook. Then Lewis was leaving and Jim Norton. Shavers moving to London because. Of epic is what they don't have a mega. You're one of my favorite shaper ones was duty Gold's about to go on stage and those g what we wanted to say about you and she goes list I don't really care and she goes. Please don't make a joke about my height whatever the fuck you say don't make a joke about my height because that's all he did why so Lewis goes okay. She did you understand me don't make a joke about my Hagen sure. So he gets on stage and you can say about this next woman except for fi five both. So. Funny. Would not when he was. There's still things. There's a lot of people like that. So funny. They're act gets in the way of the funny. Yes. Yeah. There's a garden Mike Burton who's the funniest human being in the world but his act never translated right and use la he's he has every great comedy story. He got a call one time from Vegas they go. Hey, we got a job you're going to be opening for Michael Bolton. So come out bring a suit. It's five grand. You just gotTa do twenty minutes news like great. So he goes in he goes in it's a huge theater everyone's having big dinner tables right my my burdens this tall bald. And he goes out and they go to do twenty but that you may have to stretch because he's running late and goes I'm fine. I got plenty of time. So all right how how them and they go ladies and gentlemen put Your Hands Together for Michael Burden. They think they say Bolton Tom Come. He comes out and the. Research doing stand up. Got Him better. What about Michael? Barton? This is the best one. He gets us. New. Gets an apartment right at the base of Laurel. Canyon right is perfect. The building his floor is the top floor and the building next to him is one story lower than there's. So he's got unobstructed view to all the hills. It's gorgeous. He gets there is no furniture whatsoever all got the landline into the middle of the living room, and so he walks in powers on bones on but he's sleep there walks into his room and he's just walking around and he's like I made it got own apartment.

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"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on Double Toasted

Double Toasted

02:31 min | 2 years ago

"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on Double Toasted

"Not to mention doom patrol reviewing season three of game of thrones. Yeah. And that just what I currently have not to mention the news topics that are going to come out for the following week. So we got way too much on our fucking plate. And with that said, I'm gonna Carlos hop in and join if you don't mind while I pull my notes here for a game of thrones. And then Christian you, and I can go ahead and start that. So Carlos thank you. I will let you take over you want to talk to the toasties people. Yeah. Go ahead. Kuopio? How're you been on doing fine? Thank you for looking. Good, brother. How you doing everything? Should. Oh, man. Oh, good. You know this. Yes. You know, keeping calm Washington. Birla can't made that up -solutely love. That's one of the few shows that I think is much better than on the comic books. Right. I'm glad you like it. That's pretty cool. What are you thinking of doing patrol? I like the dimple. I dig it a lot like the Sears. But it's like you guys were talking about. And I'm afraid that any moment going to drop the ball. And the whole thing is that DC has never had a almost perfect series like every other series. They have a flaw and with ERO, I think peak season to you. And after next on washing had no interest the same with the flash. Why do you think that is what do you think these superhero shows kind of fall off the wagon that quickly? I really know man for aero. They did so well with death stroke and with the flash even three spectacularly I just that their reliance same old tropes on the same fan. I think why doom patrol really shines yourself because his so weary so out there and every single episode something new and interesting, it's not belie on the same thing. It brings ideas that were not previously even consider four to table. That's how this. Like stuff like Lena tomorrow tomorrow sweet because of that because the first season generic it says he's into his really intrigue just knocked out of the part just because brings always new ideas to table. It doesn't rely on the same thing the same old tropes. Why don't we have Puerto Rican? Superheroes. That's odd. Looking. Puerto rican. Clark Kent, why aren't we there? We'll be honestly just hooking up girls. Just drinking. We William really care. We'll be the worst superhero. We would have never on time..

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"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on 77WABC Radio

77WABC Radio

15:12 min | 2 years ago

"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on 77WABC Radio

"Made for you. Story Leonard Bernstein. Remember did the score? I think both on Broadway, and for the movie nineteen fifty seven on Broadway in the nineteen sixty one in the film, and it was about San Juan hill. No, not to one the teddy Roosevelt charge. What used to be called San Juan hill where Lincoln center is now. Oh, really? Yeah. Lincoln Shanna, the they did urban renewal. They took all that area was filled with tenements Puerto Ricans Clark's rose to mexicO'. Urban renewal adage fine. We ended up with Lincoln sanitaire, but as well high at Madison Square Garden into great facilities provided fortune order to do this world catch all of you. And the hawk is starting to put additional coach on. Yes. Rubbers they're expecting snow, sleet, rain and sub zero freezing weather. I mean, it is January mid January. So we should expect this this is what happens, you know? We're cool. This is good for me because my wife Nancy will be out of the house. Rescuing the catch, you know. Bye bye shelf. You'll be out there with all the cats. Do you do by what does one courteously would do by himself? I wondered let's keep it. Let's keep it PG. Like, what are you doing? Your wife's not you. Just hang out. Do you read? I love to read. What did you read newspapers as you know, you've seen the office? Yes. I I I am the guy actually we're done with the show. I'm going to go take some video of your office that I was supposed to share with you. Because I need to I need a desk 'cause I've been like rolling around. Nobody can nobody wants to come into the office because it's filled the newspapers and this is mild compared to how bad I used to be. Mild. Yes. Holy moly. But anyway, hold on. Let's get back to the west side story figuring because I've got some news for you. Well, see you probably heard the Steven Spielberg is doing an west side story move. He's going to be doing a reboot of the movie. Really? Yes. But listen to this one guess who's going to be starring as Maria. You mean the Natalie wood carry yes, her name is Rachel Ziegler. She's from Clifton New Jersey. She's seventeen years old. She beat out more than thirty thousand actors actresses on from across the world, really Steven Spielberg picture, and they're going to start shooting this summer. She is going to be Maria and Ansel Elgort Elgort is gonna be Tony. Well, I wish you well because Natalie wood as successful as she was in the role Marie me lip sync to roll. Okay. Let me tell you. You can go on YouTube and see this girl. This girl has a voice, and this is what did it? She's a Colombian American Girl. Seventeen years old again on growing up in Clifton Rican. Now, she's not Puerto Rican. But that's okay. That's fine. But she actually I play. Maria back in the in two thousand seventeen at the performing arts school presentation of west side story Burgum pack, search shots. It's okay. She's Latina m-. It's this is okay. It's fine. Don't make an issue. Because poor Natalie wood got raped by Kirk Douglas. They gave him a lifetime achievement award. I think kids reaching academy. And then remember she's on a boat off the Catalina island with her husband, Robin Wagner at the time. Yes. And crazy active from Christopher Walken. Right. Christopher Walken, and she was killed. Well, you know, there's still questions as to whether or not she was killed because she was pushed her beaten up and not helped when she fell into the water. But I don't know I've met Robert Wagner couple times. He such a I think he's such a lovely, man. You buy a mortgage from? He wrote a book, and I was I was I used to work with his daughter. Katie wagner. But no, I think he's a really nice. I can't imagine this guy. Christopher Walken each queen's Astoria. Boy why stick with him to. He hasn't said that he didn't say anything about Robert Wagner segue out of west. But anyway, anyway, the presentation the president of the United States was down in New Orleans at the farmer's convention, and we all know farmers, depend on illegal aliens in the fields to pick their crops, in fact in some of the states some crops should not been brought to harvest because they haven't been enough illegal alien to pick them in Georgia, and especially in Alabama. Sometimes I think that our listeners might think this is a joke when you say this, but in all. It really is true. I mean living out in California, the strawberry farms the onion. I mean. It was all it was all. Immigrants three big stage for agricultural production or California, Texas and Florida. So it's not just vegetables and citrus fruits. It's all other kinds of agriculture. Yes. Yes. But some of the other states that are competitive in terms of agriculture will production, especially Georgia, Alabama Mississippi. They know there's no share cropping anymore like the Houston. So it's illegal aliens. And they haven't been able to get enough of them. So it was interesting because the president talked about how it is that when you come to the border, you can slip through the cracks and disappear and never be seen again in the shadows. Then you say come back in three years for your trial. Tell me what percentage of people come back. Would you say one hundred percent of your little off like how about two percent? And those people you almost don't want because they cannot be very smart. Two percent comeback. Those two percent are not going to make America. Great again. I kind of I have to I think that's kind of funny. I'll I will say he's wrong about that. The Justice department data his own Justice department. Data says sixty to seventy five percent of non detain migrants. Have attended their their court McCain show. Julia just that's his own merits. Just for the purpose of looking at the issue and not the president who obviously is stats his facts. So always Monsieur nicely just slightly and the Justice department. Very she goes for like sixty to seventy five percent. Yeah. But that's different from say fifty percent. Okay. Forty five percent. I met you mentioned polka polka dot half of them. All right. The press get here that one more time prime please because I agree with him wholeheartedly, and then you say come back in three years for your trial. Tell me what percentage of people come back. Would you say one hundred percent know your little off like how to percent and those people you almost don't want because they cannot be very smart. Two percent comeback. Those two percent are not going to make America great again. And a lot of them if they do come back to their country of origin. So imagine imagine if you've been here, let's say instead of the three years she said, it's more like a year, year and a half. Listen to what you're saying Curtis. Listen to what you're seeing already embedded your shelf here are you going to return to an immigration court to resolve as to whether you can stay legally or they're gonna ship. You back is illegal or do you just you figure you made it a year a year and a half in the shadows, don't worry about? That's why that's why that's where immigration system is. So F'ed up that exact give the point that you're making the point that the president just made is exactly why it's so screwed up because people who are trying to do the right thing. They've they've they are showing up to their hearings. They are doing what what we are expecting them to do are going to be. Insulted called stupid and and turned away for doing. What is the right thing? What they're encouraged to do. I think that's pretty sad where I do disagree with the president on this. I think those that don't show up or smarter. They are actually smarter because they're figuring the overrun two points where they're rolling the dice. They're figuring. Hey, my excuse for coming in which economic. So would you rather? Let's say let's say you come up against you meet somebody, and they said, I didn't I didn't show up to my my courting, please. I'm on. I'm on the loose here. Let's say this is this is cool. Exactly. What's your problem that we have is we we're having people who who have no conscience who have no understanding of our laws. This is common sense. I make my way to the border. Let's say I come across the most traffic area, which is not actually Tijuana. It's new wave Laredo. Until laredo. They catch me. They give me a ticket. They tell me I have to reappear within seven months to a year at an immigration court in Texas right there by the border in Laredo, your choice. Now at this point. It's on never show up again. And they did show up. I contact my many cousins when Allen Perth ham boy who have jobs in restaurants, all to our jersey. And I say, hey, you got accommodations. Yeah. I got pinched. It the border. I'm supposed to come back in like seven months to a year any way, I could get some work. Oh, yeah. What a work you're going to get paid under the table. You're an illegal. But hey, you know, we got a room you pay us. Right. He works his way up to Perth. What what's the likelihood that he's going to go back to Laredo to appear hearing might be deported? But who knows probably not likely, but I will tell you this. Let's hope that the people that are staying are the ones that are actually. I'm not going to be arrested because they're not criminals. I mean, this is it's just it's this vicious circle. It's why it's why. Emmigration system is so screwed up because you're actually saying don't follow the laws states. I mean, it's just insane. That sounds that smart. You know realistic? You guys is that not insane. It's nothing makes sense. That's why nobody can agree on anything. The Democrats can't agree. Republicans the independent. It's all it's just Dacia. Void of politics. This is just common sense. Ladies and gentlemen. If political would you show up for your court hearing in the immigration court, or would you try to sort of find your way into the darkness of a neighborhood in which a lot of illegals, and hopefully, they never catch and explain and explain your theory, your or your your reasoning why one eight hundred she was one way or the other eight four eight WABC that's one eight hundred eight four eight nine to to to give you a perfect example. Because you love the UK, right? I do flew in a gang keep moving near then flew into Gatwick years ago. Go second major at Heathrow was the major ones and they wanted to deport the guardian angels because he didn't like the concept house of Commons show, this one actually communists house of common member Bernie grant rescued us. We were being detained. Wind ready for deportations, we will with air retrea inch. We would Somalians we will with dad. We all in there in a big dormitory. And we assume we're going to be shipped back. But you see they will being detained. They weren't being told. Okay, go into the east end the London go up. Birmingham, and comeback and six months to a year, and then will adjudicate happens right away. What you did in that circumstance? I'm sure and some other circumstances in the UK may be a little I'm just speaking on my own personal circumstances. You think you're treated that way because you are from the United States. Yes. Well, there is no doubt. And it was really they just didn't want the guardian angel. So imagine a communist came to get a shout birdie. Grad who represented the house of Commons Brixton who. That's funny would have obviously voted against Theresa. May if he was still sitting out some common communist. Deported. Maybe or have something in common me and ocasio Cortez cash. But anyway, let's go to BRUCE'S whose calling from New Jersey, welcome to Curtis and Juliet Huddy here until you ABC, Bruce. How're you doing? What you've gotta do. Is you got to stop the leak? I you got a pipe. That's leaking water pipe up first, and then correct everything else. And that's what they gotta do. You're not going to correct any of this showing up for court, and the other thing too is these people that hire illegals, I'm gonna truck trucking business. You don't hire illegals truck of you. Gotta prove who the hell you are. Yeah. But the fact is that who's going to be doing all of the the cherry picking or the strawberry picking out in California. I'm telling you young realistically, I was I was I was a bus boy when I was eight or sixteen seventeen I didn't make a lot of money and I worked at one time. First of all, I'm not young. I love you though. But curtis. I mean, you're very familiar with this. You are significantly older than me. Bruce, Bruce, you a trucker are you aware? Now, the truckers from Mexico can drive their rigs right into the United States. Whereas before they use after drop their rigor the border it would go through border inspection. And then in American driver on the other side would backup there truck pick up the eighteen Wheeler and take it the rest of the way. Now, the Mexicans can go rights will. And you know, what they got in the back of that eighteen wheel tractor trailer. Bruce other Mexicans ready slip any legally. I've been driving truck over the road for fifty one years. I'm seventy five years old. I've well aware of what used to go on and what goes on now. Yeah. And the team. Of bleeding right by the Teamsters. The teams folded on that. The teams could have said, no, they'll structure don't come into the country. They have to stop at the border unhook new cab comes in picks up in a with the nipple ish goes right underneath and take c eighteen wheel tractor trailer the rest of the way after inspection. But he's playing his point is the point that many of us make which is it's there's there's too many people. We've got to have a better system. That's the problem. We don't we don't have a good system. And let's go to Henry, welcome. The WABC Henry. Why would they why would they show up for court? They they search circumvented the roles they've broken every rule. I could think breaking getting in here. Why would they show up knowing that they're going to be deported or going to be arrest? Well, hold on. You're you're lumping two different groups together. There are people that show up like the the migrant caravan those folks who are looking for amnesty, which we still allow we have we have protocol. And we are this this situate situation that we have set up so that people can do this..

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"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

01:58 min | 3 years ago

"puerto ricans clark" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"I know i did you do now so you know off at outta my jets class i just going to do a contact sport you gotta wear glasses look a little assuming you're not in jets class i carry teddy bear glass doesn't back that you get to call it jets class yeah fucking pisses me off doing doing jit's i wanna take jujitsu just to fight you because you use listen you can call jetsons take jets class i understand you think you could fight him because he's the puerto rican clark kent right now let me chill filed gardens knit guests everybody you fucking gnome you love them returning i fucking monday show he is the he's the lady in the streets to my horn the sheets right stan soda everybody dan soder joining the whole time i thought you were talking about me it's rare we get you on your do so it's very exciting that you're here tonight we fucking love having everybody larry sean patton joining us shown the general the jim nelson who's not about just expand the body but the mind as well so the glasses i've been reading a lot of jujitsu manual do do a lot of thinking by koi ponds i'm getting bodies a weapon but i also need to restrain my mind silencer with great power comes responsibility moreover that fax harnessing my cheek cock sucker super consider hey cabbie can you fuck it keep it down with your pity pop music i'm trying to get new as n place back here speaking i was at a turkish bath with with shift gear and he told me a story about you and him being there yep about comedy and someone was like you guys keep it down this is like my relaxation time and you're like i'll fucking come over there and break your neck right.

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