Audioburst Search

13 Burst results for "Powell Ralph Garman"

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

07:19 min | Last month

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Sorry about that boys and girls. I can't do anything about it being Monday but we can try to make your Monday a little bit better with a brand new. Ralph report so happy. You've decided to join us today. It is Monday may eleventh. And we got a Helluva show lined up for you today on the counter. You want to know why I'm going to tell you why because banks lease GonNa stop by our theme park correspondent from Attractions magazine today. Of course Shanghai Disneyland opening their doors. Oh what could possibly go wrong with that? Bungee all close together and joining the magic kingdom in Shanghai. Yeah we're GONNA to talk about the precautions. They are reportedly taking the one safe that enters those gates will have to wait and see. Yeah banks is going to talk about that also. Got Your Entertainment News. We've got your voicemails of course from the Ralph report hotline and Please Never Forget. Today is Monday and more often than not. That means munching Monday. Oh good you're gonNA like this. I Take I. Will I think you will too? Let's get the introductions out of the way I am your old podcast Powell Ralph Garman sitting here in the bat cave with me. Is the vice host himself. Please make him feel warm and welcome. He is Mr Eddie Pence. Hey everybody happy day. After Mother's Day. Yes how did you celebrate with your lovely bride trace you guys? Do what exciting. Mother's Day plans. Did you get into during this quarantine season since the quarantine has happened? The Maher's been set very low to do exciting things. You're off the Hussy view much to really make look like you've done a gone out of your way so I don't know in La all the parks except Runyon Canyon have opened up So we had not known yes because I think they apparently were like Runyon Canyon. It's just too many idiots. We'll go up there and crowded but like all the other parks opened up and so we drove over Freeman Canyon yesterday and we just like a little forty five minute. Walk around the park and everybody was wearing masks. Everybody was there wasn't a wasn't a ton of people. There was very respectful so he was working out pretty well so we got we got some Sun got the kid got little exercise. It was a nice easy day and that was mother's Day was mother's no card no Marino diamond cards. Carter hold the harder. You don't do greeting cards on the holidays like she'll send him to her parents. Her parents are big with green guards. 'cause carjon human ninety. Ooh It's a waste of money. It's not long as the money. It's a lovely gesture alright. A No to express emotion read the note with some flowers. But I'M NOT GONNA go by six dollar card that someone else wrote first of all you're paying six dollars four dollars or whatever it is joined it just seems annoying to put something in an envelope and it never leaves the house. It's the gesture is the fact that you went out someplace you look through all the cars you picked one out. He said on this says what I want to say. Oh my teaching me twice the money and I always buy the stupid joke ones anyway. She doesn't like so I stopped doing it. Well don't do that as ones are so stupid. Oh my goodness so lame. You are the worst husband. The great great husband. I am not marrying you a good husband by her flowers. I write notes. Okay I do nice things. I like cards. Cards are going the way of the Dodo because like so many things that are written on paper. No one is doing it anymore. All tax in the emails and stop. I like the I like the physical experience of holding a greeting card opening it up reading the Message and Nice handwritten note. That's nice but I don't need a greeting card. You're not getting off the hook just because you write something down on a paper that's more special because it's right there you got hand picked up a pen. You are the best love. How did you know what my line thumbprint on the bottom exile exile catch up thank God so none of that for you that nothing no cards or anything outright and Colton it was his responsibility mccart? It's his mother Tom. My child right. It's still his mother. That's Mother's Day. You don't understand women at all I don't she? Lets you get away with that this because I'm a good guy? I'm an all around. Good guy remains to be seen I didn't do anything because I'm getting my wife and kid went to dinner with another friend of hers who was also in the midst of divorce kids so they had like a divorcee. Oh Mother's Day party there you go no mental out. That's well you got reg here. Reggie night just Bachelor day we did. I poured him a bowl of Bourbon. Happened yesterday. My Life's pathetic. Uh speaking of Bourbon. Thank you know you want. You written a handwritten note for bone up on your calligraphy speaking of Bourbon. Thanks again to all the members of the spectacular garment who showed up to our cocktail party on Saturday. What a blast again. That was. Thanks to Steve as for breaking out his little Richard Costume that apparently he's been holding onto Mexican game so I sent it. Looks like a Mexican Game. Show who wants to be a millionaire. Welcome to the program so it was a blast and everybody had a good time and Hannah was there in Newtown. Chuo cassie was there and All the women Jan Jeng Schmidt all the all the girls that all the guys have crushes are starting to show up at this thing which is great for business. I gotTa tell you yeah. We need more genuine down the whole blowjob thing. You'RE GONNA get a lot of fans as she did. We need more sexy ladies to promote this show because that just brings in the fellas just like ladies night. That's the old school rain technique to get people into the bar free of charge. Dudes forty bucks so thanks to everybody who showed up on Saturday. A lot of people Had A good time and we're gonNA keep doing them until this whole thing blows over so we'll do him forever. I guess what they're telling us to just the new normal What else we got going on. I guess that's it except for a Monday. Let's get right into it because we've got a jammed pack show today Eddie. Pence was a good boy. Last week he was able to muster the courage to eat the black thing. Eight hundred year old egg so I thought we would reward him Today on Monday Monday by have a snack cakes smackdown. Oh we talked about this a couple of weeks ago. The battle the age old battle between the two arch enemies that are ring dings and Ding Dong very similar. Sounding names mortal enemies. That's not a coincidence. By the way somebody was trying to push somebody out of the way just neck and neck. These two just hate each other. Just going at it all rival. It's like the Redskins in the eagles. Well you know used to be when the redskins were good. But we're back baby. It's that age old battled Ding dongs or ring. Dings which one is better? Today we will put that question to bed with a very special munching Monday. It's just.

Powell Ralph Garman Mr Eddie Pence Runyon Canyon Redskins Shanghai Shanghai Disneyland Attractions magazine Freeman Canyon Ding Dong Ding Maher Marino Carter Chuo cassie Colton La Reggie Tom Jan Jeng Schmidt
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

11:50 min | 5 months ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"The ramp report. Got A hell of a show for you today because because on the comedy you WanNa know why ause it's Tuesday that means we're gonNA take a look at one of your favorite TV theme songs and do a deep dive into the history therein. Also so I'm really excited because we got Science fiction science fact. ooh I'm done that in a long time is a good one. We're GONNA have a good one. I our own Tom. Gerald d this terrifying. If you're not afraid of this story while you're watching the wrong move that's all. I guess I'm your old podcast Powell. Ralph Garman sitting here in the bat cave with me is the vice host himself. You know him you love him. You can't live without him. He is the king of the Eddie. It's a a Mr Eddie Pants. Everybody just the president the army but you are the king. Abby and it's it's a dictatorship there was an island of edits would be king. They would take a palm tree and carve it into into your likeness as a totem pole in tribute. That's true to you beg Easter Island with Eddie it everywhere. Exactly before we get into the show today kids as I mentioned. We've got lots to talk about. I WanNa talk about some Garmin business. This is very exciting. Because one of my favorite things to announce you know if you are a four star general in the army if you are a four star supporter on Patriot Dot com one of the benefits. You get a personal phone call from me yours. Truly I'd get on the phone I call you and then we talk about whatever it is we want to talk about. You can ask me anything Andy. My Life Open Book. It's a pop-up look it's a good read. It's simple it's something you'd find any Grammar School Library any questions. You ever been asking with his phone call like they do a deep dive on. Yeah they really do. I got a lot of Joe schmo quest because we don't talk about that much on this just more career stuff not personal personal stuff. Lot of swings question. She knows it like when you were swinging. My wife and I are my girlfriend and my boyfriend. I were thinking about getting in swinging advised. What's the weirdest thing that Kinda stuff? What else do we get used to be? Relationship advice about marriage until a went in the dumper so appoint asking me anything about that anymore. I got no answers obviously Boy runs the gamut really but a lot of a lot of Kevin Smith's of lot of Babylon avalon stuff of course because a lot of the members of the Army I discovered me via my friend. Kevin Smith he was a conduit. If you will so we have fallen a little behind hind on scheduling. These four star calls over the holidays. Obviously because of the holidays but also my dad's illness and what's been going on with the home life and moving in houses and stuff but we are catching up by this Friday. Carry assures me by this Friday. Everyone is going to be scheduled for those December number calls that we haven't gotten to yet but we're going to announce our five lucky gummy members. Who will be receiving phone calls from me for this month for January January? Here's the folks will be talking to. Adam Crane Adam Crane. That's a strong and is a man's powerfully from Placentia California. AH -FORNIA Adam. You and I will have to have a conversation sometime this month. alanna Curtis Van Alana Curtis van the sounds very regal down in San Diego California. Lana and I will be having a conversation. Bob Sorry government erupt Californians good We had a bunch of California. Oh really yeah we got another one from West covina California. Connie Shlo- bomb Shlo- bomb Shlo- bomb the good name. It's a fun name. County slow bomb from West Covina California. She and I will also be having the conversation. Bob Back or Bob Bach. HOW WOULD YOU PRONOUNCE B Aka H K age not C. H. K.? You've heard me talk. Be a Bach. I Guess Bob that God would be be a C. Age. Maybe it's back. I'm pretty sure it's not back. I think BECA MR got hair in your throat. Bob Bob and I were from East from sequoia is quote Washington. How does I just WanNa to say is to Kuala is across my favorite cities to announce to pronounce Issaquah Washington and Kerry TRONA Buh Buh Buh. But but but care Richard Bona from Longmont Colorado. Carry you and I will also be having a conversation so you. Five Live are the lucky four-star members who have been plucked from the hopper this month to have a conversation with yours truly carry will be reaching out to you via email to schedule through a good time and day for us to have our conversation speaking of which carry his asked me to announce that she has gotten bounced backs from at least four or people while trying to schedule previous phone calls which means that the email on your page gun account is either entered incorrectly or you have changed your email l. since you signed up so if you are a four star general would be a huge help to us if you could make sure that all your information in your account on patriotic is updated and accurate specially the emails so we have The proper information on your accounts when we go to check in with you or send you an email and and schedule something like like this then we know we got your right Info so you five folks. You'll be hearing from us some time this week looking forward to it speaking of this week also some more army business. Don't forget Saturday at nine. Am Pacific Time. We'll be doing our live stream event here in the sparsely decorated new bat. Cave the first one on the new it is seen as eating the bat cave. Yes but they haven't seen a livestream that have not and I got up. Start decorating this room because it's really just blank. Walls and stacks of boxes and send the shelves up. I got my two half cases. That's half the battle. The display cases have been cleansed and the shelves are in place and everything has been measured. Richard Out and now I just have to load hundreds hundreds of items into those slaves. Oh much stuff you have no insane. You have no the because I had stuff in storage at the old house that I wasn't even on display. Really Yes oh my God if you look in the garage right now. It looks like the raiders when they're wheeling the Ark of the Covenant Down That Long Hallway in the crate and they're gonna put it into storage. That's exactly what my valuable historical artifacts it's dame it's exactly the same because it's valuable historical Batman artifacts and then at one point. One of the crease arched burn. Because it was a Superman Lamont. Yes so I'M GONNA do my best to try to get the place looking somewhat decent before we telecast this weekend Saturday nine. AM and That's GonNa be speaking of Batman and the collection and the old bad cave. Here's another little programming. Note on Sunday this Sunday. The twenty sixth. I WanNa say we We are going to be able to see the television program program that I shot with me TV the network Mojave they have a program on their called collectors call hosted by Lisa. Well Chill. Who who as you know was the most attractive of all the girls on the facts of life shows e Blair? She was hilarious. Show later worn back. Lisa Welch's the host and what she died which I loved by the way I still love. She goes around the country and she talks to people who have pop culture culture collections. And they do a deep dive into your collection and then they bring along someone to give a rough estimate of what your collection is valued and oh so you kind of know what your stuff is worth the number they gave me. I gotTa say where you happy with real time data garage sale. I was very happy with it. And then they also bring along something that you don't have in your collection and try to get you to swap something out. Did you ever in trouble. You have to wait and don't give it away so anyway. That does this Sunday on me TV. I think it's eight o'clock eight thirty at least locally here in southern California so go onto your local Cable cable provider or direct. TV or what. Have you and hunt down the me TV network and then on Sunday night you can see collectors call with me and Lisa so well-chosen declare it all the podcast equipment when they had when you had in my head. I pulled it all allergies. Yeah a nightmare but it was well worth it because I don't get to show off through offer and it was. It was fun to have the crew there and we shot there all day long and it was a blast and they say to you bring someone Along who is a friend end. Or confidante or someone who knows something about your collection to sort of be your second-in-command and I was thinking about who would be a good person to bring and I and Kevin Smith was unavailable time so he was off. And then it dawned on me. How cool would it be? Since Adam had passed to have someone one representing him on the show so I called up his lovely and talented daughter. Nina Nina West. Now Nina Tuli She's got a great husband. Named James is a very talented direct director producer. And I said to Nina because we have become pals over the years because we work together to get Her Dad his walk down the hallway. And we've just hung out a bunch and we just we just are good friends so I said why don't you come in and be my sort of second in command there and so she's on the show with it's also so she gets to talk about her dad's legacy and now. Wow that's great all this stuff so it's a really show. It's only half an hour I think if you're into collectibles or Batman or hell even me. You're going to enjoy it so that is this Sunday on me TV. All right boy. We got a lot of stuff covered. We're out of time. Thanks love you no no no we got on your show including as I mentioned Jin very excited about welcome to the end of the world as we know it. I thought that was already happening. Well we're celebrating visit announced this week. It's very exciting. Scientists have announced the creation of a new life form called Zeno bots casino bots Zeno Bazi. Nobody is considered a life. Form ears the thing they are saying it is neither robot nor sentient creature but in reality what it is is a living robot mental. The world's first living robot though neither a traditional robot nor a known species of animals say researchers. This is a new class of artifact a living programmable organism. I don't like they create a new organism out of stem cells. Oh God and they're able to program specific instructions into the cells to make the living creature. Do what they do is it more. Genetic Engineering SORTA stuff. It's beyond that genetic engineering would indicate that you're taking an existing animal right and altering it in some way right to improve. Hopefully either in terms of how in this very specific sets of and this is a new creepy. That's creepy. That is completely constructed from stem cells specifically in a way to achieve an end. Oh no these.

Bob Bob Adam Crane Adam Crane army Kevin Smith California Lisa Welch West covina California Mr Eddie Pants Nina Nina West Bob Bach Ralph Garman Gerald Garmin Abby Connie Shlo Tom Grammar School alanna Curtis Van Alana Curtis Bob Back
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

02:49 min | 7 months ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Welcome to the Ralph report with Ralph Garman theft boys and girls. Come back to the Ralph report. We're starting the show even before we started. We're making ourselves laugh here in the bat cave. Welcome to the show. It is a brand new one for a Thursday December the fifth I am your old. podcast Powell Ralph Garman sitting here in the bed with me. Is the host himself. Mr Eddie pence everybody. Ah Clouds going crazy today. It is a spectacular show. We have in store for you today on the Kinda you WanNa know why I'm GonNa tell you why because we got a great batch of your phone calls coming up from the Rob Ford hotline will be hitting that on Garmin on the line. Of course we've got the entertainment news as well. We have because it is Thursday. A very special official episode of Ralph Sex University. We are GonNa stick it where the sun don't shine really. Yeah Yeah it's GonNa be a good time mind that so much stuff in store including a visit from the boy wonder himself. Burt Ward. I talked to him on skype yesterday. We record a little mini announce. He's got something to talk about. It's really it's it's a great show you guys are in for a treat. I guarantee thought Garrone Dean all right. So let's get to it. You guys your calls are so good. I'm not even going to wait. We're going to jump bright into it. We love it when you reach out to us on the row report hotline. You can do it any number ways. Email is good. You can write me. Row The row report DOT COM or Eddie or Steve at that. Same email address you reach out to us on social media as many of you do or you can do what lots of people like to do. Leave a message a voicemail message on the Ralph report hotline. It's available to you. Twenty four hours a day seven days a week you simply have to dial it up. That phone number is one eight three three. I Ralph mixing thanks. It is the Ralph aboard hotline L.. Listen to each and every voicemail message then what do I do. Well I hand select. I'm like a Like a guy who owns an orchard. I go along and I pick only the ripest. Yeah most fresh calls and I pluck them off the vice smell them or I'll do I smell them. I feel them for firmness. They should give a little bit but not too much. I shouldn't be mushy and I put them in the basket and I bring him back here and we liked put them together in a segment called gas. Leak doesn't get the gas leak in my new home. Among other things put together a segment called G- army on the line..

Powell Ralph Garman Ralph Sex University Ralph Mr Eddie Burt Ward Garrone Dean Rob Ford theft Garmin skype Steve
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:07 min | 9 months ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"With Ralph Garman well hello there boys and girls welcome back to a brand-new week of the route before so happy have you joining us here on a Monday it is your old podcast Powell Ralph Garman sitting here in the bat cave with me is the vice host Mr Eighty pence everybody well for those people who aren't interested in hearing US talk about football you're in luck because there won't be a lot of that no need today because there is join Meadville for either of us Eddie actually was a lot closer in in his game the redskins against the niners literal mud Ville yes there was a was a sloppy wet field and then my team just played as if they were playing in mind on one side of the ball and the other team was playing on ice freshly mowed grass up sport and the other team fifteen sixteen seventeen point doesn't help doesn't help when you give them double digit lead by coffin ball and just let them it's crazy in the month then run all over yeah it was it was a nightmare so neither the eagles nor the redskins feeling very good warning that means neither are Eddie nor I as fans and so the good news is you won't hear any fight song only three games out though look forward it was back it was it was a long game last night for me to watch and so good news is people tolerate tired of hearing flags fly you got the week off the Ego Vikings Thursday night that's who we got oh my goodness that's another we're going up against your old quarter in Minnesota GonNa be fun he's playing pretty well yeah he's dropping touchdowns all over the place so I think Eddie and I both will be quiet again next Monday as well so that's all good news that's okay though 'cause we got holiday or Holland nee of course because it's Monday before we get to any of that stuff including your phone calls i WanNa talk about some things I saw over the weekend to store stories I saw that shattered my view of the world all at pretty big it is because here's the thing when you're a kid and like me and I think I can speak for ready to your bit of a Geek and you like science fiction and comic book stuff and things like that there are expectations about what the future is gonNa hold right yet he would have thanked by now we'd have flying cars minimum at bare minimum have flying cars we'd have meal pills that you could just looking forward to that I would fill your stomach up and give you all your nutrients that would be awesome and they would just be able to cure cancer with like a like a laser beam and stuff we thought that Future Japex at least acts future was promised to us in the seventies eighties and even the nineties of a miraculous utopia world of scientific itchy and is not come to pass on any lead all we have regressed as a society of any it seems like we put all of our focus into the Internet yeah and stop building stuff that was a mistake and it really well and science seems not really to have many breakthroughs anymore you don't hear about a breakthrough Lil so I read two stories this weekend that made my head explode that made me think about those House Yon Days of your when I was a little boy reading comic books are watching Star Trek saying okay maybe in the future we will have these miraculous achievements so the segment committee recurring I don't know I don't know how often these things are come up but I'm calling it science fiction or science fact.

Ralph Garman
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

11:43 min | 9 months ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Welcome to the Ralph report with Ralph Garman. Well hello there and girls welcome back to the Ralph report to me. Cobb out welcome back to me and the vice those time rolled podcast Powell Ralph Garman sitting here the first time in a while is the vice host himself Mr Eddie Pan. Hey Buddy welcome back to the first live on tape show in a while. He said refresh. I am refreshed and see if I can remember how to do this now. I've been off for a whole week. It is Monday September thirtieth. Thanks for joining us. Thanks to everybody. Forgive me a little break there well. I went away way and did some other stuff and now I'm back. Good rested good to be back tanned your hand. Yeah look at me on the glowing hate the Pale Lebron's God awed rest and now we're back with a brand new rap report for this Monday so happy to have you join US look. I know L. Monday suck but we're gonNA make today suck a little bit less because we got a great show lined up for you today. You WanNa know why I'll tell you why because we're GonNa talk about football at the top not that much already as let's not get onto hockey season four Eddie Pants Emmett east still sad from yesterday eh his Washington redskins now sitting at Oen Four Oh and four it they they're gonNA lose the Patriots next week and then I'm not going to be shocked when it was is the dolphins the week after the now nobody's Luende. Yes will wow they will. You are geared selling. You're selling all your stocker and I'm so off. The bandwagon came and see it anymore anymore. May last week of course my eagles. Eke out a victory saving their season over the impressive Green Bay packers but commanders to get a little lucky and I'll take luck always win so we're not gonNA talk too much about football today but we do have a lot of show for you today including all the entertainment news of course and before we get any further. I did want to thank everybody who was so kind about. Let me have some time off last week. I ended up not relaxing as much as I expected to. Maybe I'd get away for a couple of days ever do nine Brazilian personnel well. Here's the thing life is busy and you have have to do things yeah so sometimes when you have free time which I had because I wasn't doing a row Ford every day. You say Oh my God I I forgot. There's about a billion things here at the House that needs to be done and so that's what I did. I had a steak ation. I slept in and I relaxed but I ended up doing a lot of to work around the house but it was great because I like doing that stuff and it was great to have the time in the opportunity to do that so thanks to everybody who who was so kind so accommodating and letting me run off and do that but I'm happy to be back for. You guys also last week besides plan the live show on Monday. I did play some of the greatest hits of some interviews views in the past and you guys were also really kind about that like Paul who called in. Hey Ralph Poll Montreal. Two star general just wanted to say. I hope you had a good a week off Eddie. Well you know you got other things to keep you busy and make bunny but I just wanted to thank you for flashbacks. They were among somebody better use best into I think and it was really fun to be able to go back and listen to them again without having to dig through the Patriarca so thanks look forward to seeing you were hearing again and Allenby thank you Paul. I got many calls like that. You guys really seem to like the interviews and it was great to revisit some of those because I haven't heard in a long time either. That's a great name to Paul Montreal. I don't believe his last name is Montreal. I should be lease from how she called. Paul Montreal Adonta Adams Great. That's where he was called. That's a great name so many people called in and we're complementary about the interviews as well so it was a good week last week but here we are again with a brand-new week another another thing to happen last week. got a ton of emails and phone calls about this a former French. President Jacques Chirac passed away last week and yesterday and if you saw the news but they did the the convoy through Paris says they took his body to lie in state as they say they paid tribute to the eighty six six year old former president he was president of France from the years nineteen ninety five to two thousand seven twelve years as president and he was much beloved up and a lot of people. Were you know tweeting their remembrances of him. A lot of heads of state were talking about what a charismatic leader he was and how his domestic international policies really change the fortunes of France in many ways and a lot of people reached out to me because I have a personal relationship with Jacques Chirac yes yes and some people familiar with it and some people aren't and some people said they hadn't heard me talk about it even though they were aware of what had happened with me in the president so I thought today would be a good day to revisit that moment in history before we got into the the show itself so let me set the way back machine for two two thousand three boys and girls and I was of course still working in morning radio here in Los Angeles and you have to know what the political climate was at the time time there was a guy named Saddam Hussein and there was a debate going on whether the fact that he was in possession of weapons of mass destruction which which is a phrase. We heard quite a bit back. Yeah some people said he had these weapons and that we had to go to war to stop him. Those people being largely President Bush at the time this some people said let's not jump into a conflict that would cost millions of dollars and millions of lives or thousands of lives to this date yeah Let's wait and let the UN inspectors do their job and find out the facts so there was a big debate going on at the time. Yeah America was very pro. Let's go in and fight the war for any number of reasons and you can look it up in the history books and make your decision whether they were legitimate reasons or not some people say was the military industrial complex just looking to get into a confrontation the justify their position. Some people thought maybe maybe it was a distraction from domestic issues at the time. You know you have to remember. This is post nine eleven. We were looking for an enemy apple. Say Oil to the oil factor. You're Dan so A lot of people said the the US was misguided in their eagerness to get into a conflict. Now other countries like France which at the time was being led by Jacques Chirac. They were more on the side of caution saying let's let the UN inspectors do their job and then we'll decide how to handle this dictator. Everyone everyone agreed. He was a dictator. Yes was a bad dude but there was just a difference of opinion on how we should handle the situation all right so that's the climate. That's the political climate what's going on. Now now. Being wacky morning show deejays. We tried to find a way to trivialize the tensions that were going on internationally and find some way to make it entertaining and heroes heroes on premise. Jerry Lewis is beloved in France now whether you know this or not that is an absolute fact he is worshipped as a cinematic attic and comedic God in France for whatever reason they hold him in the highest regard and with that knowledge we we said wouldn't it be interesting if Jerry Lewis started calling random French people getting them on the phone and trying to convince them to see things the US way which was is. Let's go in and take out Saddam. That was the premise and I'm seriously with if you don't remember back in two thousand three it was there was a real tension mentioned between the United States and France because the US was so gung. Ho and France was really dragging their feet and those are the main two faces of that that that that debate so much so that even I believe at the the cafeteria in the Senate in the Senate. They changed the name on on the menu of French fries to freedom FRY. This was absurd of Sirte so to make more absurd we took it upon ourselves to get a list of random awesome French people phone numbers and we thought it'd be funny. If Jerry Lewis in quotes were to call these people and try to convince them to see things are our in quotes way all right. That's the premise now as you can imagine. I'm doing Jerry Lewis at this point. I'm doing Jerry Lewis impression calling these random French people pull up. This is what the bit sounded like. Here's one of the random calls we did. This is Jerry Lewis talking to this poor lady bothering this poor lady in France trying to convince her to to to be on the American side American viewpoint of how should handle Saddam Hussein. Hello Always Outback Carolina please. Yes It's Colin speaking. This is caroline caroline dishes Jerry Lewis. Do you know Jerry Lewis over there low caroline yes this. This is Jerry Lewis going from United States of America. Do you know you know my work over. The Jerry Lewis School familiar name. Thank you very much. I'm glad to know Oh that listen caroline. I'm talking to you today. Making some phone calls to people in France because we're having some problems here in the United States. You know with this whole war thing here I know and we know the people in France on so on board with what we WANNA do going in bombing Iraq in the badness man over there so I'm wondering if maybe we can find some way to come together the United States people in the French people and we can put our differences aside and agreed that we have to stop this craziness madman from Doha in the blowing up the things. We have to stop that so you're you're onboard then we can count on your support. Then yeah sure Caroline. Thank thank you so much. I mean so much to me more than my kids walking or anything. What you said right there makes me happy okay. Thank you all the people who run your government and let them know that you're you want to change changed things right. Yes all right. God bless you darling so bye bye bye bye. Jerry Lewis Okay so there's a series of random phone calls that go much like that now. Here's the thing when you're doing well any comedy you look for what they call the comedy business the button right what you're going to be the final piece and especially morning radio you. WanNa get out on a high note and then you want to go into commercials or a song or whatever you do so here's the premise yes we were gonna make these phone calls and then we had the phone number to the presidential palace in Paris. I assume where did I and we're going to call a president. Jacques Chirac who was present at the time and Jerry Lewis was going to ask to speak with him and we were fully expecting to be hung up on or to be berated or have have cursing and French. Come my way or something like that so we make that last phone call and a woman answers and I say hello this is Jerry. Lewis alleged drug did a president please and we hear her say something in French and then a click so but up up at bat we fair that Ryan I've been hung up on his net that hilarious and because we've been hung up on on our side of the phone no one bothers to hang up the phone because we assume the line will go dead because we've been hung up we go into to commercials and while we're sitting there in the studio. The line is still active. We hear that same woman's voice come back on.

Jerry Lewis US President Jacques Chirac France Saddam Hussein president caroline caroline Paul Montreal Jerry Lewis School Mr Eddie Pan Ralph Garman UN Paris Ralph Jerry President Bush America Montreal Cobb
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

18:38 min | 11 months ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Welcome to the ralph report with ralph garman. Well hello there boys and girls welcome to a brand-new week of the route. It is a monday. I know i feel the same way. So what are you gonna do nothing we could do about it so we might as well make the best estimate welcome to the show. We're going to have a good one for you today. Mcconnell you wanna know why because even though it's a monday we're still gonna have some fun. We're gonna have well the usual nonsense all the entertainment news. Take a look at the weekend's top box office hits. Also this is very exciting. Eddie pence could be playing for some one in the army to win some fabulous cash and prizes at the garden game. Show cash nut included so <hes> lot to look forward to every day i am. I'm your own podcast. Powell ralph garman sitting here in the bat cave with me is the vice host himself mr eddie pants. Hey everybody welcome everyone to the show. Oh thank you so much for spending some time with us today. Before we get any further i just want to mention really quickly and then we'll move on you know i do my best not make this show <hes> polarizing or political in any way but it has been a brutal weekend here in the united states with these two shootings that we've been dealing with breath and i know we have lots of army members there in texas near el paso and also in ohio as well near dayton and so for those of you in those communities unity's who have been affected by this horrible horrible carnage. I just wanted to let you know that our thoughts are with you naturally and it's it's a it's a goddamn nightmare. What's happening in this country with these shootings and again not to politicize in any way but there's something something very wrong in this country there's so much hatred and there's so much a mental illness and regardless of whatever your political all stands may be. I think we can all say that. Something has to be done. We have to try going about things a different way than we have. I've been doing we can no longer continue on the same path with the same results and just offer thoughts and prayers. It's no longer an acceptable label response to what's happening in this country. Yeah it's brutal. There's an enormous amount of anger and hatred on both sides of the political island. I get that that but we need to tone down the rhetoric and that goes to the average person on twitter all the way up to the president united states. We have to stop demonizing people. We have to stop stoking. Okay the fires of rage and anger and in some way if this country is to survive. We have to find some way to come together and start protecting our own citizens. We are one regardless of how you feel about the people in office on any given four year chunk of our history. You need to recognize that we are all americans and <hes> to to have americans plowing down other americans with these bullets. Bullets is just devastating to me. They've been so depressed all weekend because of what's been going on so again not to make it a political thing and not to push shani sort of agenda. It's just we need to take different action in hopes of changing these outcomes because i i don't know i saw a stat the other day something like two hundred nineteen shootings in the past two years or something. I think it's this year in two thousand nineteen gene. There's been more shootings than days in two thousand nineteen come. It's it's absurd. It's the doesn't happen anywhere where else that's weird. Yeah no other country has this problem and look again. I mentioned this. I'm a gun owner. I get it. I see why people are attached attached to their guns and why they fear whether those fears are based in fact in reality or not that somehow some way the rights are going to be taken away from them. It's it's a it's a conversation that's much more complex than that and these semi automatics and these these <hes> assault type weapons bins that are used in the shootings are just mass killing machines. That's their purpose and we need to recognize that that plays a role in what's happening. Other countries have violent video games. Other countries have mental illness other countries have lone wolf actors of violence and rage and they don't have the same aim problem with death that we have in this country lives and families being torn apart by these incidents and i really think any sane person needs to recognize recognize it whatever it is we're doing now. Whatever course were currently on is not going to work and things have to change and i think in a radical way in order to really change change the results of what's happening out there so let that be that and <hes> that's all we'll stay on it but again most importantly to the folks there in el passos near the border and also in that area of ohio affected by this violence. Please know that our thoughts are with you and we're hoping that your communities can come together and heal he'll but <hes> i hope more importantly that we stop just going on business as usual and just getting numb to these atrocities these and and these acts where we just turn a blind eye and say well well and we shrug and and people offer thoughts and prayers which are just useless yes in the in the face of this actual devastation that this country is having to deal with and i hope we started doing more than just offering our thoughts and prayers that that being said let's move on to happier things like you the garm win and stuff right right. That's that's what we're here for tim to be stupid and silly and hopefully give you an hours respite away from whatever the problems of the world or the country or your own personal life may obey. That's what we're here for and that's why we make eddie pence jump through hoops for you. I thought it's very entertaining way exist so <hes> it's time to kick things things off here on the ralph report for monday with sieg army game show it's time for america's fastest willing tweets sensation army armie jane's joe with the host that loves you move garlic and the contestant that can win you. You know how it works. We have anti pence play for a member of the army. If eddie pence gets more right right then he does wrong. I just have to get half of them right well. We're gonna make it. I'll tell you exactly how okay because we've got more possible answers than usual in this game ooh so <hes> it's not a trivial thing <hes> well explain in a minute but if he gets more right than he does wrong then one of you members of the army will win some fabulous bula cash and prizes cash included <hes>. Let's find out who were planned for today eddie pants. Who were you playing for today's army games. We're playing for james big. Daddy jimmy v. vertic big daddy jimmy v. longtime friend of the show longtime hollywood babylon supporter as well. <hes> jane's is a good man. He and his wife are often there at the impresses the our show and they're spectacular people and i'm so glad you pulled his name hopper solid people. I just hope that you it was don't let him down. Just that's all. I'm hoping no pressures. Don't let jimmy now because he's been such a support such a good guy donated so much time and energy he to all of our projects he would think i know i try extra hard. I owe him a win now. Keep in mind. There is that loophole if he gets if he just blanks if he doesn't get any correct answers uh-huh jimmy's also eddie rule the rule so first of all. Let's find out what jimmy's playing for today ralph. Why thank you of eddie. Eddie vets gets more questions right than wrong than the big daddy jimmy v. will win the garments back including army shot glass garvey notepad garm air freshener rush ner and many more goarmy prizes back to you rough life. Thank you ralph. I appreciate that here's today's game boys and girls. It is august were in the dog dog days of summer. Summer is quickly dwindling. It'll be gone before we know and labor day before you know a couple of weeks until it's all over so lot. A lot of people are trying to scramble to get their summer vacations and we've been talking about summer vacations because i've been mentioning. I'm going to try to take some time before the the week is out of the month his out rather than trying to get a couple of days away myself so <hes>. It's allow a lot of people's mind. Is the summer vacation so i thought this would be a fun game to play and here's what we're gonna i do. I've got a list in my hot little hands here of the twenty most visited landmarks in the united states of america twenty. Most popular vacation spots things that people go to see sightseeing locations are in the united states gotcha. The people spend their vacation time going to see here here in the states. I've got twenty twenty now. Here's what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna have eddie pencils ten shots at it ten shots at naming thing twenty of the popular landmarks sightseeing spots tourist locations here in the united says he's got ten chances if he gets let's let's say seven seven ten chances to get seven out of twenty that seems more than fair right if he can get seven correct answers. There's out of the twenty eight with his ten. Chances than jimmy will be a big winner. Now of course don't forget. The rule is in effect if he can't come up with a single one content. I think eddie was not gonna but should that happen. Then jimmy will also be a winner all right. You understand how the game is played for every correct to answer. We'll hear this where we incorrect <unk> here this. It's just that simple seven twenty possible answer one e possible as offers you get ten chances and shots. All you gotta do is get seven. That's that's less much less than fifty percent of the oh. Oh yes much less all right. I can do this. You'll get ten chances. What i would like you to do is keep track of how many chances you're taking a little hash for each one. One of your guests is i'll keep track of the twenty that i've got here in my hot little hands and if he can get seven jimmy i hope you're listening you will be the winner of some fabulous habla s- cash and prizes sarin advance cash not including all right here. We got you're ready. <hes> all right you take a stab and i will let you know whether you are wrong or right here. We go these are the twenty most visited places in the united states on vacation grand canyon. That is correct. The grand canyon is absolutely early on that list. Let me see where it falls <hes>. That's got to be on here someplace. I've been top ten ryan. The bump bump bump grand canyon is number five number five there we go madge eibar right so that is one wall in there are six more to go six more to go got eight yet nine more. I'm gonna go go mount rushmore. Let me see <hes> looking and i'm looking and hamlet. Are you serious. I'm sorry eddie. Mount rushmore did not out here on the top twenty most visited landmarks in the united states. That's already lewis america. That's ridiculous are america to may here some of the the other places that are on here. You're gonna be really upsetting but mount rushmore sadly not on the list. That's ridiculous. So what did you make yourself far. Oh you got eight more chances to get six. The eyes are starting to dwindle now hearing okay or go old faithful old faithful roll old faithful like in yellowstone yellowstone looking on the list yellowstone. I wanna make sure i don't miss all that's a bunch gralow. Hello stone national park according to this travel website <hes>. I'm sorry eddie liz not on the list. Do people not going to national parks anymore. I'm telling you i guess americans when they're going on vacation. Don't make that destination but <hes> let's. Let's see you've got one so far has solicited by communist. You've got <hes> what now seven more chances you gotta start making them count here. Okay okay <hes> disneyworld. Finally how about you look at you try. I thought america wanted to see our natural. Resources are natural beauty. Disneyworld disneyland ragged kingdom in florida next on the list that money it is number six unbelievable all right which liked to go again though while you have <hes> the statue of liberty to see these things i'm telling you these are not vacation. Destinations for people god not saying hey. Let's go to the statue of not because i guess that's just a twenty minutes. Maybe of your day. This is unbelievable i can't i can't believe you said disney world and then went when you were in desperate need for a correct answer. You went from disneyworld to the statue of liberty. I want to see them. I guess well try not to be you. Try to be the average american for an average american easy cultured. Would you like to try again. I guess <hes> let's see let's see what else is well. I gave you a major hint by saying after you said disneyworld disneyland hey look oh. He's saying disney world in orlando international same thing as disneyland but you know what do you think they are likely top ten destinations for people going on vacation. Do you think that's possible that south of the border and you'd be angry the people who are going to the right places when you're so very very raw all right so you've got three. How many guests is do you have left. I've done six guesses. You've done guests or so you need to make everyone. How do they loo- outed. It happened so i have no idea you've got six guesses left. Oh when you've got six guesses left but you said no. I've i've done six guests phil six zero four guests or guests left. You've got three correct so you've got to be the next four. You gotta make cow jimmy. I'm sorry okay. I i <music>. They're like amusement parks right. That's where all these are. All locations arouse locations pay wanna go landmarks in in the united states that are wildly popular vacation encompassed like a city like i just say a city. That's a little more specific like people. Don't just go to san francisco in cisco right now. I'll tell you what i'll accept that because the golden gate road going and gave golden gate park and golden gate bridge in san francisco is number eight the number eight you shadow over the statue of liberty so i figured okay well. Those things are out the window. I'm telling you what this website says. This is travel. <hes> <hes> i forget the name of the company travel something they book. They booked flights and hotel people around the united states. They said of twenty and twenty eighteen these were the twenty most requested locations <music> okay but you've got four. You're still alive all right. I'll give you something if you get close and i'll let you know that there are other destinations in new york that are not the statue good liberty that are actually on the list if you wanna get if you want to focus on that town you could probably pick up a couple of town. There's a couple of cities that you could think of that have big things that people like to visit in them that you that you could golly would los angeles. Los angeles is on the list but hollywood is not always angeles is it is a location in the los angeles area number thirteen list but it's no what reason why would people come to those for vacation well. Maybe there's other other things. The california has to offer that isn't necessarily urine so stars on the hollywood walk of fame. Maybe there's another another location in los angeles they. I'd like to go to before. I accept your final answer. I'll give you a chance to change it. If you like of it's not maybe something a little more west. I sent a monica little moore's south venice beach and look at you go to venice beach number thirty on on mullaly regret that as soon as they walkout muscle beach they wanna see where all schwarzenegger works out wind god they wanna see the surf in the sand the yellowstone and sealed faithful. Don't go see the venice venus beat the guy on roller skates playing the in his underwear. The was that the naked cowboy that's he's not in venice whatever i led to or wreaks all right. You're still alive. You've got five need one more. I got four. I got four five six right. You got the grand canyon. Yeah disney's magic kingdom and then disneyland any land is and then i had golden gate bridge and that venezuela's features five and you need seven. Oh sorry if you remember the original rules. If i said if you at seven out of twenty and ten guesses you would be a winner. There's still two more and you have two more guesses right now. I'm trying to win for jim. I'm trying to help you win. God your fight me tooth and nail but i'm trying to make jimmy win as well despite your best efforts trying. I'm really trying <hes>. Let's see i got two more. You got two more guesses. Make them count. Niagara falls and you see yes. Nagara halls is on the list there you go niagara. Falls is is on the list number six all right okay now. It's this is it. My tenth gas and i need this one to win. Yes this is it all comes down to this gym. This is your chance all right. Let's see a hero or zero depending on what you say many many different options choices available to you <hes> eddie pence to choose from watched washington d._c..

united states jimmy mr eddie pants Eddie pence army ralph garman disney america grand canyon ohio golden gate bridge disneyland los angeles jane eddie pants Mount rushmore Mcconnell hollywood eddie liz texas
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

03:51 min | 11 months ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Welcome to the ralph report with ralph garman. Well hello there. Boys and girls. Welcome to the ralph report if the brand new week it's monday today is monday goes well so happy to have you with us. I know sometimes. It's hard to get your your heart and your brain started the beginning of the week. You don't wanna deal with it but we're here to help. I'm your old podcast. Powell ralph garman sitting here with me in the bad gave is the vice host mr eighty pence. Hey hey everybody first things. I thank everybody who showed up yesterday for the live stream video events. It's almost like a mini a live ralph report when he was we. He discovered yesterday the sears thing being technical idiot. There's all kinds of magical things you can do with technology that i'm just an idiot. That was seems pretty simple though yeah i've never really been on that end of the broadcast because usually you and i are in front of the camera and kerry runs the hose. A carry fails fills seaboards but no. I should have done some research into okay if we're doing these things. What kind of fun things can we do with it. I just figured you turn on the camera answer some questions to say goodbye. That's what i thought it was going to be so carry discovered yesterday that you can actually add people into the livestream event by clicking on a button and and steve ashton our u._k. Correspondent was on hand as usually is and we were able to dial him in as well and he played guitar. We had a musical band and every laughed and sang bang and it was a joyous occasion. Thanks to all you three and four star generals who showed up yesterday. We had a lot of fun. It was really blast a good show for you today as well on the comedy. You wanna know why i'll tell you why we are debuting e garment. We're finally going to try to make some matches amongst the garmisch. There's so let me wonderful people in the army. They should be procreating. Yes they should be in love and getting married and having babies every single one of them so to you single members of the army we we are going to <hes> try a little experiment here. We're going to start off with our boy fell. He is patient zero as i call him to see if we can make this happen. We're not quite sure still still even how it's gonna work but we're going to try it out today. The top of the show and see if we can find a good way to <hes> get philip date amongst the army also it is <hes> the usual usual monday steph. We got the top ten movies at the box office from over the weekend a lot of fun things in store for you but first before we go any further it is time for the ralph report citizen of the week yeah family over the weekend. She absolutely has to be our citizens. People again again. One guy dies half half of the citizens. The week of dead opera horai fifty percent of them dies. Suddenly you know you're the jinx. You're the mush but <hes> i think i think that's a pretty good batting average. That's our beds fifty. Let's see if we can keep this alive. Her name is julianne march and she he is my gal. She was the sole flight attendant on a united airlines flight between chicago and south bend indiana. Now she had a little little bit of a problem on that flight and by little bit of a problem i mean she was passed out drunk on the plane while she was working taking on a flight. What would it can't be more like forty five minute flight or an hour flare nope. It's a very quick flight and so she did. I'm serious damage a for she got on board uh-huh at keep in mind once again she was the sole a flight attendant on the flight so there's no way she could have sort of blended in and not be bus to pick up the slack. Let me tell you about this. Week's citizen of the week julianne march.

ralph garman julianne march army steve ashton kerry indiana philip chicago forty five minute fifty percent
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

12:20 min | 1 year ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"You're old podcast powell ralph garman sitting with me here in the bat cave after what seems like honored to her three years and you left a long time ago but he's back he's the vice host mr hey everybody ashes in doing doing me as a special bonus edition of the ralph report today we have eight third share a third microphone is wide open for you're pleasure once again it is the first lady the podcast kerry people very pleased with you're performance over the past ten weeks care now getting that they were saying give us more her so kerry just happened to be around today when we start recording and i said why don't just sit in will have a trilogy the terrific nece yeah you said you had dealer is a what do you call that when you use words with the same letter a literal literal illiterate addition i built a parody you i don't i thought about it sounded good we've got a big show for you today a lot of fun stuff like that but before we get any of that any pants we need to hear about your fourth of july holiday trip down south how was your vacation human super human human like a hundred degree humidity and we little fireworks at arm's length danger yeah did you did you buy a bunch of fireworks from the south on the border 'cause i am my video and there's a patriots fan and we bought eight ton of what would be considered a legal fireworks here but they're completely legal mike the big a giant when you called mortars and you just shoot him off into the sky and they blow up locally outlets like the death star exploding up in the sky that's nuts yeah where did you fire him from my parents backyard quip electric true hillbillies that sound safe around all the drive pine straw oh well look more like well i'm gonna go wrong in a in a radical fire hazard on the fourth of july in colton what's the hold and he's like okay you're not holy roman candle you're not gonna lose a limb a roman candle now he just stuck his face and a canon canon said yeah you got a lot of blowback that picture he threw that one as if people thought there were they loaded cannon good at lying around what is a little more music what is wrong with people they're dumb that's what's wrong with them like except for the guy me the army no no no that wasn't some random idiom baseball yes i i hate to a rain on your parade eddie but it's really be hr person who may really other all star sticking just space so they can what lessons you teaching him i'm like what what has been handled by the way we had inheriting skill that's the least of the transgression earlier you've committed kid gets a step up four o'clock in the morning on whatever language school not yeah dumps wherever he wants a felony child and you're worried about what's wrong with you people actually had a woman come up to me at the fourth of july parade that we didn't are neighborhood telling me that olivia should have the helmet on a ride scooter in the parade that were moving at about one mile per hour yeah here it or neighborhood every year they doing block party where people from all around the neighborhood and sometimes firm out of the neighborhood where just gotten out about a young and they gather together and it's real piece of small town america where they put up a stands and they serve hotdogs in popcorn snow comes and it's all free the neighbors everybody's sort of contribute a couple of bucks towards the cause and they do this really rinky dink but adorable parade which is a fire truck shows up from the local fire department and then everyone who has what they deem make classic car mhm gets in the front and then they all take off slowly and they do a couple blocks in a loop back to the party again in all the kids i love it could they decorate their bikes and scooters and whatnot and they are part of the parade very fun for them but carey's right it literally moods it's less than a gallon our at and you've got parenting advice the put helmet on and makes total sense a whole hell i dropped her i should have dropped yeah should just hold cocker entering the snow yo in really say you shouldn't worry down by the whole helmet thing for me i know it's important and i guess a lot of kids were dying i guess they wouldn't have created that law but i never wore helmet every home my friend who never wear helmets and nobody ever again we jumped bikes we did crazy crap oh yeah so i i i could see their point but not in that situation tequila an adult by the way wearing homeless when the ride bikes looked like a damn astle i wear a helmet if i'm going down a busy street up night yeah i suppose but really how how much is that gonna save you if someone comes out at and t bones you hell mitch good on oh thank god knows where that helmet so now my brain could work well my body is shattered from the neck down and i'm doctor stephen hawking now let us the clean up keach everything contain how'd you save lives lied about their ride a bike without a helmet we made it through you're hair gotta know gay or i'll just take it even better oh i did learn something cool metro we went to for something there in the dairy civil war the shouting fire in during the civil war started the war 'em and i really only one casually in that conflict and the kelly wasn't even during the war it was the the general the guy riding his bike without a helmet basically that job i was basically they were they surrendered the forward to what were became the confederate soldiers and they did a transition fishing 'cause they commander of the union for new the was the teacher of the confederate generals army only wow anywhere west point and so they did like a nice transition a friendly transition let them do lower the american flag of the union flag and fire off the honor gun salute or whatever and one of the guys guns backfired and that's the one casualty while we're neighbors higher loot hollering at a ceremony after the after the conflict it ended they had surrendered they were leaving see ceremonial dangerous don't do ceremonies now memorial of arson already been wearing a helmet speaking of ceremonies i know you're busy traveling yeah did you catch any of our commander in chief speech there in washington dc on the fourth of july missed it all it was winning a chance to talk about it but it was this stuff of legend many laps were had here in the garment how old you watched it donald j trump well we didn't watch it i didn't sit through the second thing we we we listened to the good part the highlights yeah and he he put george bush to shame see it out before anyone get their panties owned a bunch this is not a political thing it's just the hilarity thing because anyone giving a speech of this magnitude doing what he did it's just god damn funny that's all he was trying to redistribute drop a teleprompter any claim something happened with the teleprompter but he just start it's a risk given whatever words he had in his head of the time but they came out almost all goes into those were in no no parent order as you talk about be a confusion ceremonies he was talking about the revolutionary forces and he said the man's the ramparts and then that's where he got off track a little bit and said that they took over the airport advantage that the rockets red glare at fort mchenry which was a battle in the war of eighteen twelve he jumped like decades gauge it was school and is defending the british and it's technically the the second revolutionary wasn't the the congressional the forces from the revolutionary war fight now there were some time later lucy anyway that arabs magical horseface saints therefore it's worth saying if anyone had and here i played here's a little piece of audio this is donald j trump giving his speech on the fourth of july there in front of in front of a crowd who's rainy it's not a great day for a parade but year him struggle and then really go off course and if you haven't heard this you won't believe what happens here we go the continental army suffered a bitter winter valley forge sand flowery addressed the waters of the gentleman in staged victory from cornwallis if you're done i mean mandy ask it adds a man it ran the ramparts tiptoe busy airports did everything think it had to do it scored a touchdown against the rams it parted the rockets red color it watched a bit of parts ben franklin drank simple with alexander andrew grant the great american who's born in scotland canada they did everything they had to do and then they celebrated by george washington carver carving up blooming onion outback steakhouse is the best thing they ever had yeah he's really pretty like he might grasping at straws whatever came in don't even get a rain in the man with the not a good day for everybody's screws up once i wish i'd seen it oh who's really i don't know where that clip hope they play the whole clip they played like airport for airport part a lot on the on the news but they've got the best i looked up that's another blooming onion with also hiring event i am very popular in hungary by advertiser very accurate get enough of add before we get to show you also eddie senior infinite wisdom missed now one the big earthquakes we had been over yeah both her and the reason i bring this up is because so many people so many garvey members wrote a email and reached out on social media and let voicemail messages checking in with us district see if we were okay k and i just wanted to take this opportunity to thank everyone who thought of us and let you know yes we're fine we were a hundred and fifty miles away from the epicenter of actual quake itself so well we felt it we we sell three at them yes but one of those three of his i'm walking seismograph not laflin must have gone on for at least forty five second just a very long longer end it with a roller so you felt kinda dizzy and the shaker it it would have been around just swaying back and forth and the i wasn't a backyard with the kids in the pool water would just flashing out seven point one where it happened but nellie they felt it at lives just be like for something here is what you felt stronger than affords sports man i've been through a couple of big ones in that felt as bad as big as i felt in a long time yeah it it felt strongly that for any casually in the back in a no i really now now i know that i had some toiletries fall over in my my bathroom so i assumed it was gonna be oh i'm gonna have to start all over again and i came in here and not eight item had slipped over or is that a place we got in a yesterday and i thought i have like all my star wars black series guys on the shelf live like a hunter service fee i thought for sure it's gotta be picking up figures on the road sure not one not one so i think because of the harry mentioned it was a rolling in the shaking thing which they have those different salt they have the split salt and i can't remember what these other ones are but depending upon the kind of fall it gives you a different version and i almost prefer the shakers better than the rollers the roller sugars corruptive though right is very well yeah so like the northridge quake in ninety eight share with the shaker with the the the joy the slip fall end so the earth literally lifted up eight feet and then came straight down sixty all in one big kabu straightening so that's why there's so much damage why do you prefer earlier shakers roller and then i get those rollers there's i figured on a takes made vertigo oh yeah i mean i i couldn't get rid of my vertigo that until i went to that you're balance issue i have balance issues i without earthquakes that balance i was upstairs at the time the second one of spit kariya's downstairs with a living in a friend of olivia's and you don't wanna be in charge of someone else's kid when a nurse butter and that so i grabbed my shoes and i.

ralph garman kerry forty five second hundred degree three years eight feet eight ton ten weeks
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

03:15 min | 1 year ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"So much for joining us today i of course enrolled podcast powell ralph garman as sitting here in the back with me once again is the first lady of the rappaport the lovely the talented kariya's here we're good day everyone thanks so much ridge sitting in once again absolutely kerry sitting in of course really vice host mr eddie pence because he is still on vacation with his family and will be so throughout the remainder of this week as we get towards the fourth of july my holiday weekend yes i'm ever so worried about that family thing i keep seeing little snippet of the pence's on their trip end and the last one i saw his son had his head inside of a cannon yeah some people took eddie the task for on his parenting skills saying you can't let your child stick his head and he had the business end of a cannon to a chatty responded well you know it wasn't a museum piece we didn't really think loaded or anything no real danger there miller insane speaking of eddie's trip he did send us a little a video of spending some time down south and the culture shock there in so will be putting that up on patriot later today for you two three and four star general that excitable bona's video content for you've courtesy of the vice host good show for you guys today the guest today a woman named cat crusted up is eight alternately horrifying and yet ultimately inspiring story of an amazingly talented lady cat credited known to many of you already especially if you're a maybe a disney fan if you're like the disney parks she is the voice of the black widow bride which would be first only character added to the haunted mansion ride in disneyland land an disney world since they creation of those right craft she's the new greg character and winning fame air yes one of my favorite ride so she's also of course a dd from textures laboratory very talented voice over actress and we talked her today about thee illness that not only almost robbed her of her career but robbed her of her life yeah almost robbed her of her life and then on the other side of that be the nightmare that was the recovery and dealing with doctors that insurance companies stuff that everyone should know just in case you ever have the deal where they catastrophic illness how hard it can be to navigate those waters right let's also after you're done listening to that interview any part of the day that you're having that field battered depressing i think were suddenly seemed like i ain't that the truth so that'll make you a mandate that are a little perspective when you hear somebody who's had real problems vs whatever it is you may be going through all that unusual nonsenses well but before we go anywhere the first thing we like to do here on robert ford is reach out to you guys the gummy we love it the here we love to hear from you whether it's say a an email or social media let's kick things off with the email we don't do this much anymore we used to do a lot of emails step it must be believed the voicemail however this one is for the first lady and so i thought it'd be appropriate to open up that garbage letter back i don't need to worry about no no no listen to spray above god this one comes.

ralph garman
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

07:12 min | 1 year ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Hey, they're Ralph garment here, and thanks so much checking out this free edition of the row report. If you like what you hear do me a favor. Subscribe to the Ralph report, so we can put some fun in your ears five days a week. And you can listen for as little as three dollars a month. So subscribed today. So you don't miss out on any of the fun. Go to patriotdepot dot com slash the RAF report and sign up. Welcome to the Ralph report. With Ralph Garman. Well, Hello there boys and girls and welcome to the route reports the beginning of a brand new week. It is Monday March eighteenth so happy you decided to join us today. Very special episode today because my vice House Mr Eddie Pence, he's on vacation with his family. So stepping in today as my very special partner in crime. It is the first lady of the Ralph report Kerry garment, I lo- everybody. Thanks so much for joining me today. -solutely? I, of course, I'm your old podcast Powell Ralph Garman Carey, you know, her. She is my wife, but she is also the life's blood of the Ralph report operation, so it's great to have her on the microphone as well. As behind the scenes, very good to be here. Speaking of the operation I wanted to bring this up over the weekend. I had enormous fun recording. Some of the orders, we got in the Ralph report voice emporium. Yes, folks are starting to take advantage of that for those who are unfamiliar with that. If you go to the. Route report dot com at the top of the page. You can click on the voice emporium. And if you would like to record anything for you. Whether it's a greeting or a birthday message or a ring tone, even having narrate something for you or announce something for you all those options are available in the voice emporium. Right. He said mitt your order, and then you whip it up and send it out had a great time this week and recording a bunch of stuff for members of the army who put their orders in at the voice in poor him. And I wanted to play one for you because it was so much fun. This is for Owen Owen is a member of the army there in Wales and he had a special request. He wanted me to record something for his alarm on his phone. So when he said it up to wake him up in the morning, you'll be motivation to get him out of bets. So smart, very smart. And he thought who better to motivate him, and he had very specific request. He wanted Al Pacino to tell him he had to get out of bed in order earn goddamn living. So I wanna play for you what I ended up doing. Oh, and he was very happy. Here's just a sample of what you can get. If you wanna go to the the voice emporium. Here's my wakeup call for Owen. Oh, and you've got to get out of bed time for you to get up and go earn some money can't do that from beds. So you gotta get up get out there and start earning a living get that great ass out of bed. Ooh, how fun is. That's the best. Can you do that? When I needed to get out of bed in the morning. So don't think I want Pacino. Anyway, I want to say unbelievable. How did you? Stay in bed. You have to get up and start working out because I know you're lifting the rates all the time. It's a good one. Yeah. I love to lift weights is just on fire lately. I am going to become a bodybuilder is just hitting the iron as they say. There's no magic. There's no magic pill. You have to do it every day in work, really huts. Right. Hard work Arnold. That's right. Yeah. I also wanna give a shout out to the garment and let them know. What's happening this week because the schedule's going to be a little bit crazy. It sure is after this this morning. I am going to do family guy. And then right after that I have to race to the airport because my role and my schedule for shooting with Kevin Smith on Jan silent. Bob reboot has been altered significantly. So I wanted to give you the new schedule for the week. It's going to be a little hectic, and there's not going to be a new Ralph report per se for the rest of the week because I will either be traveling or on the set. But what I would like to do is when I get down there to damore Orleans. I would like to get my microphone and maybe run around the set and get some quick little interviews with people talk to Kevin talked to Jay. And then post those as content this week certainly gonna shoot some video. So I'll be sending you guys video postcards from the road. And then later in the week probably Thursday in. Friday. We still have the second edition of Steve Ashton and Eddie Pence's breakdown of their favourite wrestling moments more wrestling, people seem to like that. Yang sell popular. But we're going to give you Steve and Edy talking wrestling by the end of the week. So that'll be the rest of the week's content. Exactly what format and how it's gonna come. Come to you in win. I can't really say we're going to be flying by the seat of our pants, right? We're going to be checking in with you every day. You just won't get this show in this format as it is right. It's definitely an unusual week. But hanging there with us because sometimes these things happen and Ralph has to get his creative juices flowing by doing movies every so often, and I thought I was going to be working later in the week. So I had other plans for prepping stuff. Anyway, that's not your problem. But show biz let you know. We'll be checking in with you everyday one way or another. Okay. Okay. Let's get to the show today. It's good one. It is jam-packed. We have speaking of Steve Ashton. He's going to be stopping by with his latest edition of ask a Brit. Good one this week about British food. I've learned some things that I didn't know about British food as well. Also, the the apple of our I it's a full family affair today. On the Ralph report, a Livia Garmin will be stopping by to review a movie for us at Livy at the movies. You know, it is a kids movie review show movies reviewed by an actual kid. And she will give you her opinion of wonder park that we saw over the weekend. Many of you got the or the four stars. Anyway, got the video yesterday of us going to the movies. So we went to see that. And she's got a lot of say about it. So we'll be talking to her and a little bit exciting. All right. Let's jump into the show the way we usually do we love it. When you reach out. You can of course, Email me Ralph at the rap report dot com, you can reach Eddie. And Steve at that same Email address or you can leave us a voicemail on the Ralph report hotline. We love it. When you do that. I listened to each and every voicemail, and then I grab a handful of them. And I put him here at the top of the show, the number, of course is one eight three three. Hi. Well, my goodness. Yeah. That felt good. I grab a handful of them. And I slap him on the front of the show in a segment called Garmin on the line. Glad

Ralph Garman Steve Ashton Mr Eddie Pence Powell Ralph Garman Carey Al Pacino Garmin Owen Owen special partner Kevin Smith Owen wrestling damore Orleans Bob reboot Wales Arnold wonder park apple Kerry Edy Jay
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

07:18 min | 1 year ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"The. Welcome to the row report with wral Garmon. Well, Hello there, boys and girls. Welcome to the Ralph is court for eighty Thursday. It is February twenty first so happy to have you joining us today. I cannot tell you how big today show is a huge voice. You hear by the way. I am remiss for not introducing the vice host himself, Mr. pants. Hey, everybody. I, of course, I'm your old podcast Powell Ralph Garman. Yes, Eddie, it is massive massive. Let me tell you the content. We have lined up for today's show. Not only is it Thursday. That means another visit to the classrooms of Ralph sex university where we will be talking about triad three people in a romantic slash sexual relationship. Triples through rumble troubles. That's right. That's right is what they call themselves or the comes up. Strangles triads is whole bunch of stuff. We'll get into that. Last night was the premiere of a brand new season of survivor Manso Carey, and I will be sitting down to break down that for with the survivor report as well as all the usual stuff, including some of Eddie's drunk thoughts. So as you can see we are packed to the gills impact with show today. So let's get right to it. As you know, we love to hear from you. There are several ways you can contact us here at the Ralph report, you can write us an Email if you're an old fashioned. You can take out an e man lick stay up put a stamp on it and send it on over Ralph at the report dot com is my address Eddie at the Ralph report dot com, if you wanna converse with vice host Steve at the Ralph report dot com, if you have an idea for ask Brit or anything at all. And then of course, you can always leave us a voicemail message twenty four hours a day seven days a week. On the Ralph report hotline. It's pretty easy. Do is dial one eight three three. It's just that simple. If you're in another country, if you're not in the United States or Canada, just jump on Skype and use their keypad punch that in and that'll get you to as well, we love it when you leave the messages besides reading every single Email, and I do I also listen to every single mail. So even if you don't hear it here on the show, please know that I got your message, and I do appreciate it. But I do grab a handful each and every day, and I throw them onto the front of the show in a segment we call lovingly Garmin on the line. The. A lot of people when they leave voicemail messages, have suggestions have requests have ideas of complaints. But in called just to say this higher L E N two star general from up in Santa Cruz listening to Wednesday morning soda, and I just wanted to call you let you know doing. All right. You mean clock we're doing all right? Good to know. That is a nice message to get because we do slave away here on the route for port for as little as fifteen cents a day. If I've ever mentioned that I never heard that. And to have someone called to say, hey at a boy nice job little Patton the but nothing wrong with that or a little pep talk. Thank you. I appreciate that. Eric also called in with a great idea this sprung from the fact, we did a deep dive a couple of weeks ago on the TV series theme song from match. Remember, we talked about the lyrics to and where it came from suicide is painless is the name of that song. And he had an idea that sprung from that. Hey, Ralph nutty, this is Eric in Rochester, New York, and yes, it's fucking cold here. Yeah. I love the show. The reason I'm calling is. I really enjoyed the deep dive you did on the mashing song. I've heard you lament the lack of theme songs today shows, and I'd love hear recurring segment of the greatest TV theme song show of all time or. At least maybe a best tree where street from unity either way low. You mean it by that's a great idea that idea we should do a segment about our favorite. Tv theme. Saw. I would love to do that. Let's do that on Monday. We'll plan on that for Monday show at will break down our three favorites. And then later on in the week. Maybe we'll hit up our three least favors. I always hated will the world don't road to the beat of just one fucking different strokes that was repugnant. So there you go teaser. Okay. What I'll be talking about sometime later next week. We also got this call and this made my day because when we do the segment like we do on Wednesdays of one hit wonders, my hope is always that playing that song will jar a memory from somebody's past that haven't thought about that song in year. And they hear us talking about on the show, and it gives them a smile. Such was the case with our man Alec era, Salik only talking shit that you blow my fucking mind with that popcorn. One have wondered I remember that song from like preschool or fucking kindergarten or something like twenty five ish years ago. I remember celebre reason teacher would play that song a lot whenever we like the play or something much shed a playlist of some sort of always seem to fuck and come on. And I was a kid. I was a Asari awesome. And at some point I started to think that it was just. Faking didn't exist and there it is. Solve the twenty five year riddle. Love you, Alex. They're thinking that he imagined that song as a little child going play to popcorn. And then he heard at twenty five years later and all those memories came flooding. That's what it's good for home on that is an achievement that I will carry with me for the remainder of my life. You're welcome Alec. That was awesome. Also, love it. When folks contribute to the show via jingles and songs and some little Diddy. They put together, and that's what our good friend bond. Jan bonded. We were talking yesterday about Eddie pences chair. I have this is the second chair of had to buy for Eddie because his ass is so special could it needs. I like how you shift the blame onto me. I'm Jay saying that people complain that Eddie's chair wasn't up to snuff. And so I got a chair, but I didn't do my due diligence. And so the chair really wasn't really grown man sized. So I had to get a sick and share. And now, I think it's okay. I. I had to share with the first share. This is technically my third share on this show. That's true. I've only had one tier Eddie's had chairs to show you the rank of who's who around here. This is at he's third chair. We think this is the keeper anyway Janna did a song to celebrate. Eddie's. New chair. He's

Eddie pences Powell Ralph Garman Ralph sex university Alec era wral Garmon Ralph nutty Mr. pants Garmin Santa Cruz Janna Manso Carey United States Patton Eric Skype Diddy Alex Rochester Canada Jan
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

03:31 min | 1 year ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Welcome to the Ralph report with Ralph Garman. Well, Hello there, boys and girls and welcome welcome back to the route report for a Monday at a little -cation. They're good. We'll time off the blink of the eye though. As quick we subset tight. So many things I had planned to do last week. And none of them got done. But it's good to be back here on the row report here in the bad gave I of course, I'm your old podcast Powell Ralph Garman sitting across from me. Of course is your vice host, Mr. Eddie Pence. Hey, everybody. It's good to be back. Thanks to everybody. Who sent us a good wishes over the holiday break for a good thanksgiving. Got them Mon was very kind of, you know, nice. Thanks for giving us a little time off to spend with the family. How was your trip Mr. pants good went to the bay area for a few days that the air quality is pretty good up there? It was awful. It was like in the two hundreds which is like you can't you have to wear masks to go outside, and then it rained and it went down to six which is actually better air quality than like here. Well, sure because oh toxins got watch. The rain rain a day, go outside. The rest of the time is fine. Yeah. We were up there. Kevin Smith, and I were up there for Hollywood Babylon. Oh, yeah. And I got off the plane in Oakland. And it looked post apocalyptic everyone's walking around in masks on was orange like laid runner man at times. I said good. This is good practice for me. Because in twenty years when the earth is unlivable so be every day. Right. We'll be used to it. So I'm glad you had a good time. I took the family down to arch county for a couple of days. We went to Laguna beach. It was very nice down there. Nice chance to get away and reconnect with the family, and sort of hang out, and we had lovely thanksgiving dinner with the family and always will all good. I made a horrible mistake of during our downtown stay inside all day up there. I showed Colton old YouTube videos of welfare, although inherit care. No, no. And now anytime there's more than three seconds of silence at any point he goes high, and it's the most annoying thing. Wow. I ever that kid. Eight is. Yeah. It he's a credibly annoy. And he's like a little tape recorder. So high every time there's more than three seconds of silence. They'll ever let there be for you ha-. You can't or you get that. Can't you control the child don't do that role? -able? Well, you gotta you gotta pick some different thing. It was funny. The first film Shum Chaplin. And Buster Keaton, letting falls every way, I did that at least it's quiet. He used to watch chaplain. He would do pratfalls everywhere was going to kill himself. Always young he'll bounce back. Hi, well, that sounds awful. My kid doesn't do Harry Gary what nine year old does. Yeah. It's it's insane. I had a great time. Happy to be back. However, we got a great show up coming today. Even though it's a Monday, and everyone's sort of dragging their aspect to work or to school for those of us here in the states who are offer the holiday good show. We've got of course, the Garmisch phone calls had a bunch of calls that came in over the long holiday stretch. So I went through those got some to play for you. We will be of course, taking look at all the entertainment news with the show biz beat. We're going to have ask Brit. Our new segment with Steve Ashton are UK correspondent he is going to be talking about why the British have so many euphemisms for penises and vaginas. How many do they have a lot more than you could possibly ever imagine? Okay. Yes. I I want to get to your phone calls. You guys are so kind to reach out and touch base with us here on the Ralph report, you can always reach me.

Ralph Garman Buster Keaton Mr. Eddie Pence Oakland Steve Ashton Laguna beach YouTube Shum Chaplin Kevin Smith UK Colton Harry Gary three seconds twenty years nine year
"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:18 min | 2 years ago

"powell ralph garman" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Welcome to the row report with wral Garmon. Hey, there boys and girls welcome to the Ralph report for Monday. Okay. I get it Monday, suck. I understand that, but turn that frown upside down my friend because you have the Ralph report here to try to ease you through the first day of the week. I am your old podcast Powell Ralph Garman sitting across from the bat cave for me is your vice host Mr.. Eddie Pence has a going big, big show today. A lot of stuff going on. We've got to cover. First of all, all the Super Bowl covered yesterday was Colton Pence's Super Bowl for his flag football team summer league and his his proud father will be here to recap. All that for us also need to talk about some garment business. We have the livestream coming up this week. We've got tickets going on sale for the first ever live recording of the row report with a live studio audience. Couldn't be more excited about that. We've got some phone calls that were left on the. Ralph report hotline got emails. We've got new theme songs for new segments. We've got rob Benedict is our special celebrity guests this week for those of you who are fans of the show supernatural, you know, rob Benedict as God. He will be our guest all week long. What a fascinating guy. This is first of all, really great guy. Friend of mine really everytime hanging out with him, always have a smile on my face, but I did not know his whole story until we talked this week and you'll beginning all of that this week. I've got another interview coming up later today with Ken Fuchs. Ken is one of the preliminary? Nope. That's not a word orient for imminent that that's a word word preeminent live, television directors working today, and I always think live, television, directing is fascinating. The guy says, cut Cameron cut the camera to the guy who's actually directing while you're watching. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane where it's like super high pressure show biz work, maybe the most high pressure in any job in television. I've seen like in back behind the scenes like Monday night football when they're doing. I'm like, that's crazy. One of those gets crazy, but he started his one of those guys doing award shows and things like that, then got to work with and still is the guy who directs all the episodes of the bachelor and the bachelorette he does shark tank. He does family feud with Ken not can can Steve Harvey her linebacker for the Redskins say it'd be a bad host probably for that show. I don't know. Maybe he degrade could be good anyway. Interesting. If you're a TV fan or your show business person when it gets to get into behind the scenes stuff, it's a great interview. So a lot of good stuff going on today. But first and foremost, as I, as I promised you, we're going to get some coverage of yesterday Super Bowl and everybody's talking about it was huge, yesterday's summer league, flag football, Super Bowl. Pasadena play sixty, NFL Pasadena, play sexy. So it is connected in a way the legit real NFL the season summers near the Rams in spring season when they won the Super Bowl, they were the Broncos. Wow. So and so this this was for the summer league championship champ for the junior division NFL place and your your poop crazed son, Colton pants, who loves to poop in my house. For some reason, very regular was was playing and he got his first back to back so we will they they want. So hey, very, delete back. Super Bowl. Champions should probably preface that by saying and they won and they want the, they want spring league and they won this year several guys little. Thank you very big. You must've been so proud there in the crowd. Watching this on win is seconds bowl in the same year, but it was a little weird because it wasn't it. The game didn't in very well. This did someone take a knee during the anthem and onto the president show up, we use you had you know that you're suspended from the summer NFL play sixty leg. You can't be. You can't play anymore. We instructed all the kids take news. No, it was..

Powell Ralph Garman NFL Ken Fuchs Broncos rob Benedict football Redskins wral Garmon Eddie Pence Colton Pence Pasadena Colton pants president Cameron Steve Harvey