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"pootie" Discussed on The KiddChris Show
"The cosby family. It's a good day for the cosby family. I guess bad day for all those Those ladies that were the oh left knocked out and violated bad day. Now they got to sit through a holiday with that they go after him civilly and get money. Well that was the thing. I from what i understand is a couple of them got paid out and that's what the problem was is that they couldn't call them to testify and also you couldn't the prosecutor couldn't use any of that stuff from the cases and that's what he used and he was supposed to because they were paid out and closed all that stuff. That's what i understand. I'm not an attorney. Well i'm close enough. Yeah that's true. That's a lot i trust. You said thank you so that is. That's what's happening that whole thing and not a good thing for that trevor. Bauer guy to be going through right now to reading some of the stuff that This girl was alleging that he did even though he's got texts from this woman. Saying hey i wanna drive up there from san diego pasadena california and have rough sex with you and i want you to do all these different things to me and then And it happened a few times and then it happened and now she's upset about it now. I mean we were in the rooms obviously for dungeon. whatever you had But some of the stuff he was doing. It's like well now. He's gotta go and prove himself that she was okay with it and all that and then you know because his he reads up stuff that that he was doing to her. And it makes you go okay. These things obviously weren't in the texan yet. Do this stuff to me yet. Do this stuff to me. But it's along the same lines of what she was texting. She wanted done right but at any point in time get she say no. She said no. That's it and what sucks is i mean for both sides. Obviously you don't want anybody To be a victim of something like that But also now he because of who he is he's got to spend the money and all that stuff and prove that this is you know. Look i'm a celebrity. And i know what it's like. The people go train you for money than you see called marriage. Maybe you're right. I'm a victim. I have text of just being insulted over and over over and over for the last fourteen years but now it is. It is a sad situation for both sides because look again we weren't in there all that stuff and it's easy to go to read the text up. Well she wanted the okay but there's something deeper in here because she doesn't wanna put it all out there and embarrass herself but is there. These are the things like. I was saying before about like being like a celebrity. Kind of thing. Is you got to worry about this stuff too. When you're a guy like that it's like some somebody make me come after you're gone i'm gonna do this. Get get get this from him sex and then when he decides he's bored with me then i'm gonna turn around and ruin and say it's gonna be interesting to see what he does. Is he going to. Actually you know. Fight this stuff. Now throw money at her. He asked to now because it's out there now. Will we find out that she. Her attorneys have gone to his camp. It said look. We'll settle for settled for this kind of money or else we're going public with it. I mean because now that it's out there in public now. His attorneys should be like look. They came up. Said we want to get paid. It's a mess. It sucks The other side of is. I'm glad he's like married. Her has kids or something even though he's got family there are going to be embarrassed by this but Yeah what a pain. I don't know that guy you guy. no. I'm quite frankly. it's. I'm surprised it didn't happen in cincinnati really. Could've i mean other people could start coming out. That's true other girls. i was reading i. He yeah what you can't punch a guy in. Where if she. He was pumping this woman but banned reason. Reading the affidavit. I'm like man reading what she was saying. You're like ooh that's nice and she's driving. Oh but again. We don't know what happened behind closed doors. She could've said okay. Look i only want to do certain things and you did that. Stop stop and then he kept going and then there's a problem. Obviously we don't know what happened but But man that's a now to have that out there if you were him obviously in a different situation where she was coming after you but maybe text got out like. Oh yeah look what he's into. Are you okay with that none. None of that in a negative like assault and all that stuff right. that'd be okay with it. I'm never ended to hurt anybody ever so we got out in a nice way. Like oh yeah. He was into this and we did this. I'll be like yeah. Did that'd be like pootie tang. Yeah.
"pootie" Discussed on They Called This a Movie
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"pootie" Discussed on They Called This a Movie
"Because he's obviously impersonating. I. It's not. It's not being used maliciously Radley. I was worried about the scene because I was thinking it's like, all right. Well, we're going to touch on it obviously but how are we going to talk about? It are to say you know listen it was a different time or it wasn't used in certain context or you how did we want to go about it like because it's I things where it's wrong it's wrong right? I will say this none of us are African. American. So if somebody is is offended by it I one hundred percent understand their offense but I think context is everything. Much in the same way Robert, Downey junior character in tropic thunder is in black face. It's I think this is kind of in that similar context. So the absurdness of this scene of David Cross in poor black face, you know they've kind of just gave him a once over with some sort of. Makeup to be trying to be pootie Tang when he's so clearly not. and. I also wonder I feel like it would've had to have been brought up at a table read or or just like running through the scene where I'm sure David Cross spoke to someone right like Chris Rock. Ranch lands, crowder who whomever I would imagine that he was asked Hey, is this okay like does anyone have any problems with this? I don't know if that's how it went but it that's how if you were going to do this, it's probably again I'm not gonNa say it should have been done. But like I guess that's the right way to go about it. You know what I'm saying like it's never to me it's never right but if since it was Maybe that's how it went down. Yeah. I mean I'm pretty sure Chris Rock was an executive producer on this on this Oh. Yeah. I think he was it's not that it's a different time. I. Don't want to say that it's but it was a different time in terms of what people allowed. Surrounded. You know. I it's tough to talk about it. I'm trying to say is that nineteen years ago people were pushing the envelope and comedy more than they are right now? Yes. It's a different time of being like, Oh, well, a different time like they didn't think they. You know there there was no offence taken because there was a different time or they just didn't care right it was I think black faces always had that connotation but at the same time as like two thousand and one. Almost on the this prep precipice of his chain in comedy were like comedy was becoming more. Edgy. And that doesn't make that doesn't make it right? It doesn't make it but I once again I'm going back to the the whole context is a thing here. It's not it's the whole that's the whole point right? It's supposed to be so absurd and so obvious that he's a white guy and exactly as it's not that he was it's not Mickey Rooney rang an Asian character more. You know even what's his name late night host Jimmy Kimmel playing Carl Carl Malone. That's supposed to be that's not being taken as what this is. Actually the jokes here is that quite obviously David, cross right pretending to be someone that he's not and part of that pretending to be someone that he's not is one of the worst attempts black-faced I've just in terms of execution. Isn't it crazy how everyone is everyone who's done? It has gotten nailed the I said Jimmy Kimmel Sarah Silverman has gotten ill with it, but David Cross has seemed to have gone under the radar with it. Is Pretty again..
"pootie" Discussed on They Called This a Movie
"Oh. Hi. Didn't see you there. It's me George from the best little horror house in Philly to show where we talk about the best horror movie ever made according to our guest. At least we've talked about groundbreaking classics Texas chainsaw massacre and alien also got a lot of great ones coming up including some very fun guests like len cab Kinski of swamp zombies and red letter media fame. Caroline Williams the star of Texas chainsaw massacre two and chase. Williamson from John Dies at the end. So make sure you're subscribe to the best little horror house in Philly and I'll see you boils and ghouls over there and Welcome back announced time to get into the plot four Pootie Tang. We Open on a Bob Costas interview show as he interviews putting himself who's labeled as an international superstar Pootie has a new movie called sign your pity on the run kind which then Bob Costas segues into showing a clip of the movie So the movie that we see is the clip. So it's essentially a movie within a movie of Sorts Arkansas movie clip within a movie of sorts. One of the things I like in this one is that approved naming the people in it and he goes J. B.. Truckee Lacy biggie shorty and Robert Vaughn. I do like how this moves very Meta. Yeah. That's that's a pretty interesting part to it. Yeah. Yeah and this was the first part of the absurd Bob Costas saying the name of the movie. Sign your pity on the run kind. I just I just love to get behind the scenes and know how many takes it took him. We get from truckee over a bunch of stock footage is Turkey talks about the wage gap and it's all thanks to dig Lecter who is the head of Corporate America as they put it but there's only one man that could stop him and that's Pootie Tang we cut to a drug deal between bat bitty dirty. Dirty. D does all the dirty deeds. Corporate America, they set to exchange drugs and money, but dirty deal wants to test drugs. So they get try to get kid the dumbest kid in town and try them. then. Put tank comes in and breaks up the drug deal. The dirty joke is my one of my favorite bits in this movie been. So long since I've seen this movie that when they were offering the kid crack I thought the kid was going to do it. But this this movie, it's not what you think it is like the there's hardly any cursing in it's actually a very tame movie Yup, right. So they're not really going to have this kid smoke crack are they I mean I feel like that's not a good message that descend anybody regardless of what it what kind of movie you're shooting here. Thankfully, they don't do that. That was another thing studio I think the original Louis CK script was going to be more rated and in the studio Aston to cut it down to a pg thirteen it's crazy. There's I. Think the worse they say it is bitch. Bitch and hoes. I just love Putin when he gets out of the car. So ridiculous..
"pootie" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith
"Oh, at the time I was we can just let and now it seems like a living nightmare to me. Like I, I like I'm married to a regular guy. You're marrying a regular guy because we're children also we need an adult in the home or the lights are going to go out like, yeah, we know it. And call cursive adult. You know what about you? You've dated some performers a couple of musicians. I did in college, I did this classical guitarist slash jazz guy on the weekends. That's brewed rose. He warned the doc Martins, and he had like one of those just like the when they have salt that was he the sole. Patch, it was just a thin strip like little razor blade like a tiny little mohawk, that went from his lip down to like, as now, I blame, I am, we need a title, ding Dong, and, like I would he would come over and I'd like put on, like air supplies that we could like hookup. And he'd be like man. This isn't real music. And I still did it. Oh, god. I could barely look at myself in the next ten years, but it's so hard. But I did hook up with one with the comic and he just whipped at that ding Dong want me to suck on it. And that was it. Nope thing I know what are we in seventh grade better yet. Let's talk a little bit about Wanda Sykes, you know, her from curb, your enthusiasm, new adventures of old Christine. She's a hilarious headlining. Comedian Jesse was snatched don't sleep on. Sleep on pootie Tang hoodoo Josh. He's hilarious. Pootie Tang, Hoster was Monster's Ball. She's she played Halle Berry. What is it monster in law? That was Jane. Fonda J lo. Yeah. We're so excited we've Wanda is just one of the greatest ups and she's like us. She's v. It's garbage to this. We think to welcome Wanda Sykes to the show. Thank you for having me. Now, you have gone through a really traumatic experience..
"pootie" Discussed on Miss Information: A Trivia Podcast
"It's still stands. It is a familiar Linden landmark which has since given its name to a tube station as well. Another monument marks the spot leases. Leases. Did you didn't know what it was a monument? Four is the money meant for the great fire of finish the sentence. No, sure. We there. We were right by the tube station monument and walked by. And like, I guess that's the monument. Didn't know what it was for the fire on putting lane. Yeah. No, it is on pudding lane. Then actually right near where we stayed. We were in stayed in London near the where the flag near London bridge. Okay. And. We did the great horrible and in tour at night, and then decided to just walk back to our hotel instead of like worrying about buses and stuff and we walked past it, and you could see the monument from London bridge. That's so cool. We're walking. Yes. So you saw it. So another monument Marsa spot where the fire ended, and that's known as the golden boy of pie corner and Smithfield. It's a little golden pootie statue. And it would pootie pootie is a little baby in art that doesn't have wings like, there's a cherub just a baby. Yeah. And then a pootie is just a baby with no wings bait. A statue of a bait statue of a baby boy golden boy of Pye corner Smithfield. So according to the inscription it was evidence of God's wrath on the city of London for the sin of gluttony that the fire started at pudding lane and stopped at pike corner. That's PY. Yeah. PY? Yeah. He's the golden boy of pike about that. Yeah. So that is my quick and dirty on London's burning. Great fire London. Yes. So if you if you didn't get a chance to listen to.
"pootie" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"Like we're taught to kick ass in school. Kick ass sports kick ass at work kicking ass. Good. However were also taught not to break the law breaking the law bat and this situation. It seems like admiration for Cooper, so brazenly and Cooley taking what he wanted superseded how he had to break numerous laws in order to do just that the FBI began their investigation apprehending Cooper shortly. After his flight landed Reno he taken almost everything he had brought on board with him his hat, the briefcase bomb is his overcoat, which we'll never know if that was a real bomb, you know, took the briefcase that looks like a bomb took one, you know, that a set of parachutes the cash in a bag, of course, also gone where we're all that is now is anyone's guess left behind where necktie a pair of Raleigh filter, cigarette. Butts assigned gate ticket all destined for analysis and obsessive expert consideration if he would've just left those cigarette butts today DNA analysis might have caught him. You know, there would also be pictures of him taken from various security cameras. Someone would have gotten a pig or a video with a cell phone. You really couldn't do something. Like that today. Now like, he did it. He also left behind an issue of podium juju. FBI agents found a copy of issue ninety three of pootie juju America's most famous and beloved comic book that witnesses would later testify to db Cooper reading on the flight. The issue was called crackerjack hijack in this issue. Pootie finds a very unusual prize in the bottom of a box of cracker jacks wall on lunch break from pootie job with the post office specific instructions for how to build a briefcase bomb use it to hijack an American domestic flight and then disappear without a trace. That's a great cracker. Jack prize at first pootie had no interest actually hijacking a flight. But then put remembered how sad juju had been recently because Jews you desperately wanted to a life size marble statue of Judas beloved onta- to put in the backyard garden, and that statue was gonna cost two hundred thousand dollars so pootie decided to take the hijacking idea and parking in the shed, which of course, means to consider something and pong. On a while the next weekend pootie decides just go for it carpet diem and pootie heads local airport in England just south of chicken Ville, we're pootie live with juju which was a bit north of doodo town pootie decided to use the Elliot's tutti, so no one would know Putin's real name, and then two-day pootie pulled off the same type of heist db would end up pulling off pootie, then Botha's statue for two hundred grand had it placed in the garden while juju was off running errands, and they win ju ju came home and saw juju was passed. Dang it gusting to heck pootie grabbed the wrong family picture now they had a life sized statue of Jews uncles czuczka. Instead, which was especially unfortunate because as you probably know uncles Zoot scoot suffered from fatuity gland abnormality and grew to be just under eight feet tall to be fair other than the height situation suits queued lose allow ting Tang. And then when pootie tells Jews you have who do you? The money. Juju reminds pootie that they could use that cash to pay off their mortgage instead of buying a huge of the garden statue pootie just shrugs and says too little to deal juju which enrages juju further who screams, of course, putting your notchback, Shirley. And then adds that's my line too little to deal pootie. Pootie the end been awhile been awhile since we heard from those two strange little creatures. I missed them. I've missed him. Sometimes I wish I could swing through Yik and Ville visit myself, and of course, pootie and Jews you have nothing to do with DB coober. If you're confused new listener, you should be. That was weird, especially we're okay. So November twentieth. Nineteen seventy one we're back the morning after the hijacking Thanksgiving Day search parties began to look for Cooper. They comb the area was Cooper was suspected of jump for several weeks at one point the air. Force's top secret SR, seventy one Blackbird spy plane was quietly called into assist. We learned about that bad. Boy back in the area. Fifty one suck..
"pootie" Discussed on Conan Oâ€™Brien Needs A Friend
"Exeter. Exca- touch. Did it? That's so true. Yeah. I watch every single murder show. And there's that show resent investigative files. What is that Granich forensic files? Oh, yeah. They take over headline news at the time. So what happens is I've stumbled upon forensic files. An I've watched maybe eighteen in a row. And I was and I was supposed to pick up my son, and I didn't and he's wondering in the woods alone. And I'm watching the show, and I'm. I can't I can't stop. I just can't stop it. And I'm just fascinated by those show, and I'm always fascinated by how many people murder for the smallest thing. Like he had some butterscotch candy. And and his friend wanted three of them. You know, so we went in there and just Ludd in hair on the walls to cry and he leaves with two butterscotch. I don't know. I I would I love murder so much that I've said many times I would love to murder or even be murdered at if I was murdered. I'd be honored. Isn't that weird? It's so weird because I'd be like I made it into the club. I'm such a fan of murder that someone murdered me. Yeah. I took the time out to murder someone. So. Time. I get to be in a now everyone gets to talk about who did it. And it's probably a weird message to put out there. It is. It is we've talked about this a lot. But I do think that you were in the best named movie of all time. And you know, what I'm talking about? You can't get enough of it. I can't I can't get enough of it pootie Tang. Yeah. Every time I'm on the show, you you've in their pootie Tang. And the thing is I don't know how long ago was now Lord that was probably. Yeah. Two thousand sixteen years ago, eighty someone out there knows exactly when it was if I was interviewing you when you are a hundred and ten I would ask you about pootie Tang. And regardless of what else you would done in your life. You know what I mean? Yeah. You could have just become the first African American woman to be elected president at the age of one hundred ten years old. And my first question to you would be what's talk about pootie Tang. And then I'd be fired as an investigative. Yes. Yes. Incredible. It right. Yeah. Made me laugh though. If I laugh, that's all I wanna do. Do you have a podcast because if you don't you're the only person who does I don't have a podcast would you like to have this one? Give it to you. Is so generous. Yeah, they're not. It's really it's just a couple of microphones and some guys. I've never met. I I'm happily gonna give them to you. Okay. All come in one van with all the equipment. It really is like dominant acme you can have your. That's actually a good. A good idea would be a company that you call them up, thirty minutes or less. They come up and they set up a podcast in your house..
"pootie" Discussed on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show
"I don't know this place did I think a good big companies will look at you and say, you know what? For one time offer will do that. We'll reimburse mistake and they'll gone. What do you think? Okay. So I thought I think I was too young to really understand it, but I saw pootie Tang and I walked out of that movie, got my money back. And now what I laugh really hard, but at the time it was got off all got money back. So here's the thing. If I'm running a theater and you're, you come to see pootie Tang. You're in a bad move. ODI Tang. Thank you Mr. movie. If you see pootie Tang, you want your money back. What if you were in a bad mood and you came back, you know, I would say, hey, give me twenty four hours comeback. If you're in a better mood, I think you'll enjoy pootie Tang. Right. I think I just I needed like years. I was just too young early. Understand it. Yeah, years and years. Now I laugh at pootie Tang every how old you need to be to enjoy and understand. Pootie Tang at least eighteen and superstar. Hello, Lauren, how are you? Hey, how are you doing? Well? Did you ever see pootie Tang? I can honestly say I have not. All right now. Okay. So did you did you ever see mama? Mia, here I go again, so I was cracking up listening to the radio because I actually went through the exact same thing yesterday. I'm at my parents house and they have files, and I unfortunately don't cause on my part of Long Island. They don't offer it. Finances, the most wonderful, wonderful.
Donald Glover, Haley Baldwin and David Spade discussed on The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
"I'm not married yet Haley, Baldwin and Justin Bieber our picture in New York after denying courthouse wedding, but keep quiet on rumors of impending ceremony in Canada. Just to be really out here trying to get married, isn't the same chicken before a different one. He's got a lot of women, but this is the last time we talked about him. We were talking about Hailey Baldwin, and there was a phone call where he looked like he was distraught on people thought maybe they were breaking up for some file. Okay. Somebody say he li- Joe dirt now face with age, I can't not see. That's kind of looks like David Spade. Yeah. Enemy, and I don't know if it's that he looks like Davis bay or he's just with a seventeen year old actress like. How old is he? I'm Davis vague or the. Oh, okay. This is this is David Spade like slice the same type of cheek over and over Joe. All that he okay. Okay. Haley Baldwin and Justin beaver left her Brooklyn apartment holding hands on Friday as the model spoke out to the ni- that they've already tied the knot out in came out to the duo.
"pootie" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"It's time for time, suck on the master sucker president of the pootie and juju fan club sadist who tortured with Michael motherfucking McDonald triple aqui. We'll get him out in Leuven. Anymo- aqui forgetting things will never will be the same. Again. I keep forgetting how you made it so clear. A key forgetting on Tom, you'll Neil. Ever Tama. See, you smile? Yes, I'm and you're listening to time suck, and I'm recording today from a from a hotel in Tampa, Florida. So the people around me very happy to be triple in this morning, I'm sure, and, and that's why today's episode is going to sound a little difference. Different Mike differ room with berry shitty acoustics sounds bounce all around and I just can't figure out a stop it. And my voice is a little shop from show, so apologies for the things I can't control, but welcome to the cult of the curious and hopefully, you know, Reverend Rev, Dr. Joe paisley, we'll, we'll be able to clean this up quite a bit from from how I hear it right now in my headphones. Thanks to majority of you who seem to understand my decision to do. One more fight is bonus episode of than suspend for Friday, bonus episodes possibly forever. I know. I know others are pissed and feel betrayed. I get emails see the reviews for those of you undecided about how you feel. I'll just say, again that you know when I made the reviews for the bonus episodes deal the episodes, they didn't take nearly as long to create because all episodes were were shorter, and honestly, not as thoroughly researched and produce. You know, like if I would've kept the episodes at the original length, kept the research time originally what it was more minimal. I can do bonus episodes every week and spend less time overall in the sock than I do now. It isn't about trying to back out of a deal. It's about the context around the original deal, changing substantially. And it suddenly making the deal virtually impossible to carry out as part of why I'm recording a hotel room today because I didn't have time to do this because I did or upset back in the south down. So thanks to those of you who do understand and very grateful for all the reviews and ratings you've been still giving, you know. And I know and I did do twenty five bonus sucks because of those reviews and ratings, they do mean a lot to me. Thanks for those of you who continue to do that. Thanks for continuous bread, this huge things. Okay. Shifting gears very quickly to a little bit of standup. Thanks the time. Suckers who came out to the Tampa shows manned very, very happy. You know, I did a Thursay six shows. You know, one was sold out couple were very close to being sold out and the other ones had a salad. I mean, you know, over thousand times, others came out in Tampa fan, fucking tastic head. Mechta Florida. This week shows that the Palm Beach, improv Friday through Sunday, August ten to twelve little nervous about those ones. I've not done south Florida much because traditionally now many people have showed up in those in those markets. So maybe maybe maybe things will change. We'll find out and then on zanies in Chicago, August fifteenth to eighteenth westward. After that to Denver, comedy works twenty three to twenty fifth..
"pootie" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"Before someone gets hurt upon hearing this some other customers some terrified dame squeals startling pootie into firing the gun next thing you know he served five to ten in leavenworth juju not happy with any of this judy can't afford the mortgage on little house they just went fifty fifty on so juju decides the stink of file into prison pootie out booty can pay pootie share of the mortgage pootie explains the whole thing was one big big misunderstanding but judy's not here in tune to pootie and then juju slides pootie file under the table pootie s ham i suppose the snake this into my sale juju juju his put in your lunchbox shirley is completely befuddled what kind of phone is baloney you squawking about juju juju nods towards putin's heine towards his rear end put it in your lunch box shirley says pootie before quietly sneaking defile up into his or her anus turns out a lunchbox can refer to something other than a place to keep your lunch it can also be the place your lunch ends up after you eat it pootie sneaks defile up in then later files down some bars in the nfl escape just in time to get his job back and helped you keep from foreclosing the house the aunt and docked love that issue if you're new to the show that comic only exists in the time so please don't spend a lot of time google in it and that's about as weird as we get and you made it through it you power through if you're still listening and so now we are gonna head back to our regularly scheduled programming while doc sends to life in prison that part's real he wouldn't actually spend his whole life there he he will get out he will rejoin the time line about ten years tonight thousand twenty one.
"pootie" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"Tsa's new catholic hospital saint john's under construction and on the night of august twenty six nineteen twenty one three men break into the building walls under construction robbed the office safe right after it shows up there they're interrupted by the night watchman thomas j cheryl whom they kill while fleeing the scene soon after volney davis docker arrested and charged for cheryl's murder ma is definitely not keeping her boy out of jail this time convicted and sentenced to life in prison oklahoma state penitentiary in mcallister and this time doctors not escape he actually makes his peace with his imprisonment largely because while ma is not able to get him out of jail she is able to make his stay a little more comfortable by buying him subscription to his favorite comic book a comic extremely popular as you know in the early twentieth century that many of you already familiar with it's called putin juju and doc was especially fond of issue number one thirteen of the original pootie and judy run called pootie jujubes prison break now in this bee's knees issue pootie accidentally robs a bank when he finds the security guards gone laying on the floor next to the guard fallen out of its holster when the guard fell asleep in his chair not familiar with gun etiquette pootie absent mindedly points the pistol at the garden a clumsy attempt to give it back to him and the guard awakens to find himself staring down the barrel of his own colt forty five he instinctively throws his hands in the air and yells j r us zoos don't shoot which causes the rest of the bank to panic including pootie who waves going around the room as he tried to wait himself i do nothing everyone i just trying to give gar was rightfully his will this is misinterpreted by the branch manager who thought that pootie meant he was going to give the guard who's in tears by this point a belly full of lead and yells don't shoot you'll get your lettuce and then pootie who did come to make an account withdrawal thought the manager was full around and just joke back saying you slay me small bills and fast.
"pootie" Discussed on Mostly Lit Podcast
"Derek i'm ray back to another episode all hi guys welcome to another episode of mostly litz hello hello me you know that's what they say on the introduction that we now have today we have an amazing episode few guys we have a very special guest and she's going to introduce ourselves by way of reading from her brand new novel so this is the first chapter is called way too old birds go to die she lived in the graveyard like a tree at dawn she saw the cruise off and welcome to bat home had dusk she did the opposite between shifts she conferred with the ghosts of cultures that loomed in her high branches she felt the gentle grip of their talents like an ache in an amputated limb she gathered they weren't altogether unhappy at having excused themselves and exited from the story when she first moved in she endured months of casual cruelty like a tree would without flinching she didn't tell him to see which small boy had thrown a stone atto didn't crane her neck to read the insults scratched into her bach when people call her name's clown without a circus queen without a palace she led the hurt blow through her branches like a breeze and use the music of her rustling leaves as bomb to ease the pain it was only after the outline the blind imam who had once led the praise in the fatih pootie mustard befriended her and began to visit her that the neighborhood decided it was time to leave her in peace.
"pootie" Discussed on Here & Now
"Soci prominent in recent years with killing jolie send activists i'm still stuck and stage it i'm sure many of many of the reporters they are as well and still stuck on how preemptively you know staging a murder reveals those who they think were were actively seeking to kill him well as the pootie the security services of ukraine food this is just one of the episodes in in a big campaign conducted by the indian security service and the that they any traded into the criminal group which was about to shoot a mr chango they knew removed and every occurred in connecticut was happening very very closely do they arrest anyone there rested the arrested the suspect the primary the suspect so let me just put it this way the person has been arrested and this person is actually an intermediary who quite an assessing in ukraine rain to kill our cardi bob chango and this intermediate paid a thirty thousand dollars of loose murder to be to be committed security services have just shown a couple of shots video clips showing the detention over men which again how be because nice right now so no details have been disclosed so far but this is as much as we know as of the moment this is so incredible because we began the day as you know we said with people morning especially since he had written is facebook a few hours before this staged now we know staged murder that on this day for years ago he'd almost died he was getting on a helicopter to go cover the conflict in eastern ukraine the supporters of russia in eastern ukraine finding the ukrainians and he didn't make it on the helicopter it was two full and that helicopter was shot down and so he was kind of celebrating that he'd had a birthday and then.
"pootie" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"Okay so obviously that was nonsense i could not make it through that with that laughing which i know seems pretty narcissistic however we really do have pootie juju coffee mugs and the time sex store i'm not kidding about that like for real time sucker nate smith is what is referred to earlier time sucker nate smith's tendons putin juju artwork awhile back who put it on instagram and then sebastian and i'll fondue right leonardo and michaelangelo over danger brian incorporated that work into a kick ass old diner style putin juju limited edition coffee mug they say put in your lunchbox early on the back and cold secure in the front or i guess coffee mugs we don't have a front or back one side says once i says the other other fifteen dollars each and there is a limited amount is limited edition mug only two hundred exist and when they're gone they're gone so if you want them grab them quick that was fun too much fun for me so now let's get to know analysts michelle with a time suck time rep on boots soldier we're marching down a time sucker time line september twenty first nineteen fiftytwo analysts born anna elizabeth michelle in legal thing bavaria west germany a little town of four thousand people an hour and twenty minutes drive northeast of munich where her mother parents mother's parents lived her parents as she lived her parents gives me an and lisa's parents actually lived in klingenberg on main a little town of six thousand people four hours drive north west of leafing in less than forty five minutes from frankfurt where should be raised in where her father joseph michelle owned and operated a whoopee cushion testing facility i mean sawmill such a better story though right forget owned and operated not just a whoopie cushion factory but a whoopie cushion testing facility oh well damn facts get in the way of our fun story.
"pootie" Discussed on Timesuck with Dan Cummins
"Issue two fifty six of putin joe ju pootie hits the pipe in this memorable all time classic issue juju suddenly notices pootie is an acting like his or her normal self right cody's suddenly stand up past midnight instead of getting in bed by nine pm at the latest as he or she had done for decades pootie wasn't up with the roosters anymore in the mourn now pootie sleep until noon noon no more three square meals no single cookie and milk before bedtime now pootie snack on sugary breakfast cereals that aren't healthy like super sugar crisps honeycomb sugar smacks lucky charms at all hours of the day pootie doesn't do much of anything but lay on the couch eat pringles doritos twinkies and laugh way too hard of the brady bunch shirts kind of funny but it's no mash is no bob newhart show it sure shit isn't sanford and sons and that's when juju finds out to pootie has been smoking weed gas chuck or juju soon discovers the pootie is quit working at the post office and now we're at a record shop unknown hippie hotbed even worse juju finds tickets pootie is bought to see known weed smokers law the doobie brothers we'll airland no centro in southern sent freight got to keep on pushing mama you know they're running late without love don't that where would you ride now with lou without you just got pre michael mcdonald he joined the ban a few years later concern for pootie safety judy confronts pootie when juju catches pootie.
"pootie" Discussed on Hannibal Buress: Handsome Rambler
"Where you just real where you can look at their page any like now they need this yet know exactly what you're talking about well we're ply once or twice and then obviously i don't wanna i don't wanna keep going yeah and you can tell a lot to them and you're like i'm happy that it meant a lot to you but like i can't i'm i'm not not i'm not we can't keep doing this go on the kidney put a little milk out it's scene where he puts milk out yeah and everyone comes to the door and it's probably my favorite scene pootie tang where women come and drink milk from in front of pootie store it's a great fucking thing no yeah but three mice came out and it was people were nice about it so like it's fucking net flicks so many people so a lot of lot of people have flex and it's fucking kula shit they've taken over the comedy world feels not yet it's not even close i don't think anyone can even compete it over so much that the deaf damn union was on netflix hbo franchise went to net flicks it'd be like the new york knicks doing a tribute to michael jordan faith by the way i there's a i've got to give shout out to instagram account called jump man history where they just have old footage of michael jordan and it's all fucking amazing i'm gonna love that one it's so great it's so great they yesterday they showed his second game in the nba and it's like he was balling the same it's like he's it's almost like if you said like it was his all time highlights it was one game the second game in the nba and if it was like if that had been his only game it would have been like a montage from anyone else's whole career but this was just one game michael jordan could've basketball i always say that he said michael jordan is good at good basketball.