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The Tesla Model S has gone plaid -- with a ludicrous price tag to boot (The Daily Charge, 6/11/2021)
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That's kind of what they've always been trying to do what they really want to do with this flat dishes show that they can be the quickest fast cars while so what we've got here is a super duper edition of the model s. with three electric motors allowed to go from the to sixty in sierra under two seconds. Although there's a big asterisk which get into minute cover the quarter mile in about nine point. Two seconds three hundred ninety miles of range at top speed around two hundred miles an hour so definitely the speed is the main talking point. But they've also made some other improve on the interior and everything else to well. Wanna get into all that but before we get to details of the car at the ask. Plaid edition is that that is baseball. Reference yes yeah. We've definitely seen a number of space while references over the years It remains to be seen exactly where we're gonna go to from here but yes we have gone. Plaid tesla had promised to plaid plus edition. That was also supposed to launch this week But musk actually just went ahead and cancelled that. He said they don't actually need that anymore. But i'm a little bit skeptical then interesting. Well speaking of another baseball. Reference ludicrous speed. Which is what this. What were you just mentioned. The speed sounds like bit more context around that the speech and how they're able to achieve this this particular model yes. Those figures are quoting are really really impressive to quicker to sixty in less than two seconds could make this potentially the quick production car on the planet. there are some other limited edition super exotic cars. That'll do maybe in the same ballpark. Maybe a little bit quicker but just for comparison like sharon which is the fastest car in the world. The top speed somewhere in excess of two hundred fifty miles an hour on that will go zero to sixty in about two point three seconds. And that'll cost you in excess of two million dollars so in that perspective the mindless plaza. She'd been a bit of a bargain all right so we were joking about that but it actually relatively speaking for. I guess what you're if you're looking for this kind of car it. It actually is not bad. One of the ways that they're delivering gonna performance is with a new motor system. That actually uses three motors to the rear and one of the front that gives you a better ability to put power to the ground of course but also better potentially torturing then is increased the power left to right on the rear axle which will make the car actually turned around racecourse course we didn't get any quoted figures for performance around a race track which is interesting because they were just testing. This at laguna seca. Last week. we expected them to draw some latte times. They did not which makes me wonder if maybe they'll of times weren't as impressive as they'd hoped for. But but either way it should make a great for track driving but also forced out acceleration right and you mentioned that there were some caveats to the speed issue has to do with the tires or set up of the model s. planet exactly They had been longtime quoting as your time of less than two seconds but they kind of had to admit yesterday that you will actually not be able to get less than two seconds on the car that they actually delivered yesterday and they did deliver the first twenty five cars last night. Apparently there will be a new wheel entire package that will be revealed which will then give you the necessary grip to get yourself up to that. Speed details on. That are still tvd. I assume that that package that will cost more money. I wouldn't be surprised when we've seen cars like the dodge demon for example Come depression and that was dodgers superfast edition of the demon that is sixteen two point one seconds and quarter mile nine point six seconds so a little bit slower than the less but that one had basically use kind of a drag reto sort of set to get those kind of performances so yeah different will entire is going to be required and the other impressive stat. You mentioned was the range of three hundred ninety miles. How how did they achieve that that kind of range and like. Why can't we get that for some of these other tussle models. Yes definitely the area. Where we're tesla is is really beating everybody this point. Nobody really can come. Close to the model less really with the exception of the mustang machi which is kind of getting close But really sooner ninety. Miles range is unprecedented and really impressive. let's get a lot of advantages both in terms of not only of course how far he can go but also how fast you can charge a bigger battery. Pack the quicker suck down the electrons and get you back on the road quickly. A tesla's always been very good at energy density the the the standard panasonic sales tank. I think you'll find in a laptop. They jim a whole lot of them in there and get you good energy density which is what really gives you range for a given weight. But they're willing to cut corners. We've seen that other. Manufacturers are not in the past. we've seen certainly more tesla's catching fire Certainly we've had lots of reports of battery issues People getting second or third or fourth battery pack walked in there my lessons. Those are the things we don't really hear about so often from other manufacturers because their tolerances in their level of accepted risk are very very different. And i think that's why we're seeing so much rain tesla four now but that'll changes other manufacturers catch up and some of the other features and i know the mall has gone revamp the last really at the beginning of the year like talk about what if there are any other notable features for this car the other big changes are all on the interior of the molasses desperately needed a refreshed into your and frankly the new interior is a big step up still a long way to go compared to same mercedes benz or porsche or any of the car that you can give for that kind of money we have ventilated seats for the first time which has been desperately needed tesla's forever finally that they've got this funky new york steering wheel which is kind of looks like the car kits in nightrider as basically no. It's not a wheel anymore. Yoke the integrated all the controls industry. We also you don't have a turn signal stock anymore. You got touched buttons on the steering wheel. I'm pretty skeptical. That this is going to work well but musk is very keen on and simplifying and removing controls. So for example. There isn't even a gearshift anymore. The car will automatically detect if you want to go forward or backward and if you want to change over the cars decision you have to go to the touchscreen to pick different here and that to me seems like a really bad idea that try to vision how it knows if you wanna backup or not seems i mean even if it works just scary thing like just trusting your car to know how fast what direction you wanna go just. I don't know absolutely. I think we've all been in a situation. Where you you pull the wrong. Streets need to back up and do a three point. Turn or something like that You know if you're in a parking space a car that's a pretty easy situation but making a u-turn three pointer and again. That's the kind of thing where you sometimes need to do that. Pretty quickly and reaching up to the touchscreen every time to change a gear that yeah yeah. Yeah that's i'm big for a total physical controls. The handling your car tests has got a lot of charges so when we're talking about one hundred thirty one thousand dollar price tag. That's not actually what you would really pay if you want even tweak it a little bit right like what what what can you if you want even a couple of the standard upgrades how much you really look into. Walk out the door pain. Well if you want any color other than white japan at least fifteen hundred dollars you want the kind of hero color of red. That's actually twenty five hundred dollars a bigger wheels and tires four thousand five hundred dollars if you want anything other than black interior paying another two thousand dollars for that and if you want the coveted quote unquote full self driving capability out. Which of course far from fulfill driving that is a whopping ten thousand dollars additional. So you're looking at easily another ten fifteen grand if you want anything other than a base bear. White tesla model asked with a black interior. Wow and i know we spent a lot of time talking about this and obviously one hundred thirty one thousand dollar car with all these crazy bells whistles. that's fantastic. We love talking about that stuff. But when it comes to more affordable tesla's like what what's on the horizon when it comes to test that more normal people can actually afford. Yeah that's definitely the more interesting and exciting space for me. Is you know these that are affordable for the average car costs in the. Us is just about forty thousand dollars at this point and you can get a tesla model three four exactly forty thousand dollars thirty nine thousand nine hundred ninety dollars before delivery which puts it up to about forty two thousand dollars afterwards so for that you beginning at two hundred sixty mile range model three sedan which is a good choice. But there's also things like the chevy volt uv in the chevy volt which are both a little bit more affordable than that the nissan leaf and the cars in that price range. But tesla's the big promise of the model three in the first place when that was announced that this would be the thirty five thousand dollar barebones affordable tesla and. They really never delivered on that. We've never seen a a model three four that low in any kind of series production. They had one available to order for like a week and it went away and we haven't seen a central interesting. You probably a point about some of these other. Automakers they're all ramping up at this point. We just saw four fifty lightning right and so how test is always sort of stood out has cachet and its own sort of cult following elon. Musk in particular. But with more zeevi's coming out. What do you think tesla goes from here. Are they are able to maintain their prestige above the rest of the pack. Or or just gonna start turning these other automakers that really remains to be seen some of the early numbers we've seen for manufacturers as they're launching their premium performance oriented that a lot of people are coming from tesla to porsche. Ticon two out of each ron. Gt seeing so many tesla's around that people want something different And really when the model was introduced like eight years ago now nine years ago It's basically the same car that you see today when you're talking about luxury sedans that are in that eighty thousand dollars plus price range. People covet newness. That covers something different. That's why you see. These cars refreshed with all the new toys. And bells and whistles and with tesla's still making this same basic car for almost a decade now. That doesn't really play well in that segment. So as we see more porsches mercedes benz vs coming to market. I absolutely think that that part of the equation is going to start to crumble. If they don't make some major investments in really refresh tamala. Big way soon. But i do think that tesla's really established themselves to the point where they're not going to go away but i think is a lot like the early days of the smartphone. Where people were so diehard loyal to the iphone android devices got better and better and better people started to shift back and forth and now i see people who kind of flow back and forth. They have different devices in their home. And they're not so loyal to apple's maybe they were seven eight years ago. That's a great point. And i'm all for additional choice. Especially if they're they're not going for one hundred thirty one thousand dollars option to ten. Thank you for your time. Could check out all tests of coverage dot com if you have any questions his up on twitter at the daily charge for direct text messages from me by heading to seen that dot co plush charge if over to her rate. Subscribe to the podcast. 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I've ever seen in my tarintino talk about Have you listened to you now. God it's good to western out. I got the book the book to it. Yeah but you somehow The stunt dies hated bruce lee. He's known as dick. Yeah he was. Like no stunt guy like bruce lee really use an asshole Because he would like throw real cates and real like he calls it tapping means bagging tagging when you really hitting people and brutally would do it all the time so it's like i don't wanna fuck them work with him so nobody wanted to work with them. You know the steven seagal this ad. Apparently he'll he'll really hit guys. Yeah i'd be more about bruce because he knows his shit Students go wait a minute. Are you saying you. Would you like davidson coffee. Opened up on dude. i've seen. Hey have you hold up. Have you ever seen thompson. Girls bid on steven seagal. Bro from was netflix specials. If you type in thomson girl. Stevens galt dude. It is fucking hilarious. It's we'll heavy. Tom cliche shit. They said when we were kids they now say as adults right. They're like oh you know you you know you watch too much. Tv thomas Chubby you can't learn anything from television. But that's not true. You can learn a lot from television for instance without television. I know that steven seagal is out of his fucking alive. I also know that he has a show it's not a scripted. Show followed this seal all show goal and every episode so watch clips on youtube and the camera and saying. I don't know if you knew this or not. But for the last twenty years. I've been a cop you're like what did you just. I thought he'd been making shitty movies. Relax about you watch the show. He has the most unlikable quality in a human being which is that he is an expert. Everything really it's so spot on walks by shitsu boxer hound. Mix right there. How do you know that he's work with dogs for like thirty five years then a flies by he's like that's a heb one. Oh six and they're like how do you know that he's like like forty seven years then he does the thing though that everybody does who knows something about everything. Everybody has a friend no matter what you're doing. They know the history of it all they know every topic every fucking fact of you're eating dinner they're like you know. Forks are from the roman times and they would call them out of barking. Like you shut the fuck up. Finishes seagal will do that too. But you know he's making it up it'd be like you know they also call that helicopter skippy. And they're like why he goes. Listen to it skips skits. He's so gives blows my mind really. Does everybody in this room. Everybody has this real world possibility in their lives. All of us. We could go tonight if we wanted to. Tonight you could go to louisiana. You can start a fight in a bar and there is a real world possibility. That stephen will arrest you. Isn't that insane to you. I've lost sleep over this shit. I mean that's crazy. That's literally like if you leave here and you roll through a stop sign and then sylvester. Stallone is like roll it down. And you're like you work. Here is my passion. It's my adrian or something is nuts. You have to watch the show. He he panders to every group according to race knowing full. Well there's a camera it's so true. Yeah give a shit if you're white. How's it going all right and then to black people like what's up because they're like. Hey what's up. I'm holding you down hot if you need some okay. And then to all latino spanish speaking people he insists on speaking horrifically broken spanish even if they start the conversation in english if they're like hey yeah i call nine one one. Thank you for coming. The thing is he's like mubarak guess. Oh i think my english is way better than your spanish man. He's like no and then to all asian people he bows. If you're asian. And you cross steven seagal path and you go. Hey i was born here you dick you have to do that. He's like sorry martial arts for eighty just no effort that beast gaddam. That's a real gentleman just killing. I'm when i first met him. We were on the road with road. And i would just watch him. Barely move and crush room crowd. There's you know there's no pulling rabbits out of hats. Just kind of almost like i just woke up from a nap and now watch me the beasts and he does it all you build our on the road. He's not like a guy that goes to the store. The store does it all on the road. Us talking about what i did. Two bears one cave. I think comes out next week two weeks. And he's talking about how he got his first start. He won a contest in irvan comedy contest to do two minutes with rogin and Charlie murphy really so he hosted that and he's like do you think what do you do fucking too. So he said he goes up. There does two minutes and crosswords two minutes and then they brought him on again and then in another city and then afterwards rogin Was like dude. You really funny. I'm gonna hit you up and use you and he's like i've heard all the time. Okay rogin and then. Charlie murphy's thing i'm also gonna use you and then you have to watch absolutely about how the charlie murphy hated him so it never happened but then rogin start using them. Yeah yeah yeah. It's undeniable mazda. What are we say. If you wanna get ahead just become undeniable. Just be really fucking. Tom's i told it made them uncomfortable. Tones he's my north star right like he start his own network. He's you know. He got big off his comedy specials like she's one of the few comics off sure initials sebastian. Funniest faulk like him in. So bash off see sebastian's a fucking mama. Molitor tom pot. I don't think people realize how big calms podcasts are. huge huge. Well that's the thing your mom's house to bears cave. He does the. Tom talks I i mean just between your mom's i mean besides rogue and out of our group. He's the biggest by far. I don't think people really by far name. Close amazing tommy's the biggest. Yeah monster well. He's just undeniable some people that funny and he's multi-talented he can just you know just talk as been too. Yeah yeah and he knows his fucking cars he does. He knows his guards. Gt four. i think it's a our eggs at your car. No dairy no. He actually went up him to it. He's like you guys to know his he has. Gt four which is like the smaller version. They're monsters they're cool. Did you too small for me too. Small too small. You can't fit in them. i could. It's tax similar but you don't. Where do you go from that car where you go my car. Yeah i i mean as far as race cards. There's nothing can change the color on the throne. I drove a porsche. It was a porsche turbo when it was a long time ago. My friend arnold schwarzenegger's porsche. Okay that he had traded him. So because i got a surprise for you coming. It'd be like wow well driving that thing. At first and second degree gear in los angeles was i. It was like five six lead but until new turbos the new turbos. There sofa confessed really there in say they can pop. Yeah but it's all Trip topic now. No like you can get a gt three storing and six feet and they. What's crazy is california's the only state that made illegal to have a six speed. Gt three point because okazaki some because he's a fucking moral and also because the by the way but how many are there six of them so now. You're like protecting the environment. What are we doing here but also like real like me and my brother. We both want the new. Gd three touring you just biting fuck in vegas registered as an automatic here if the cop pulls you over you'd have to be a cop who really in tune with cars sixty torn men by the way and he probably be even then he like. This is awesome. Yeah he's not gonna fuck with you. They wanted to fucking ban. The sixty torn well. What if they come up with an electric car that is have they and that blows that away speed-wise for all those i i i don't. I don't acknowledge him. But what about on the track man. The i mean those those Plaid tesla's are fucking monster and there's other Still doesn't matter to you like an engine. It doesn't count. They don't count. they don't count really does youtube fights. They don't count the other fighting. They don't count. No no the real car the mechanics you you gotta be like shifting gears and all that was doing it with gas men you know i just don't they don't count. Yeah and you need. You do like a stick. Love it because that way you can do feel everything you feel like. You're actually physically driving Well you know what i find. Weird j goes to those car like shows. Yeah and there's one of the biggest ones malibu. Every sunday debate jay. Leno's their seinfeld the biggest one. What i don't get is when these older rich and pull up in including the ones j goes to in califor- colorado and he goes all every week when they pull up and they have this weird arrogance like they built the car. Yeah you had nothing to do with the quality standing perform so that are but you're your posted up like you handbuilt that well see those guys got a little bit of a gut. They're wearing the jacket that matches the car. No those so. This is what's funny. So there's there's groups right it's like lopping there's grew. Yeah so already embarrassed by the way. When i see that there's a group i appreciate it. But there's a group so if it's in jayanta this must be entering so there's different genres of groups in these car groups so if you go by the porsche group. They're all friendly pretty hard work in. There's no like billionaires in the group like porsches a real man's call and i have say it's more about substance right not as much about its performance. Narcos reliable like we're not asked german engineering impossible. Didn't this the best of that. We better flashing carson. Oh that's a monster which live the. Gt to it. Looks crazy but if you don't know cars people. I get more like thumbs up from my defender than i do the cars. Yeah so the poorest group. They're all they're they're talking about. Oh i did this. Or i'm doing this. The car and i did this this. And then there's like the the Mclaren similar but real baller so that mclaren grew very expensive even more expensive more. They're all together like like they're all but they're nice guys. They everyone's sticks cross pollinate mclernon import. Then there's the lamborghini. I'm any older slipper worse. She slippers on a shape. Now hito if you go. Hey what's under the hood. They have no clue. they have no clue in their. Here's all sleep back like mine. That's right yes that's right. I like gucci vast rolex that they'd probably don't even know the model number guinea takes a long time to say. It's already pretend and i love some lamborghini's but it's it's especially like in the in the coral. It's kind of a fuck boys car. Like if you're famous youtuber talker and you're going to get a car you're not looking at. Gd three torn. You're not looking gt. It's guaranteed or getting a orange lamborghini. And they're just like i'll take that one and i will guarantee that they're their style. If you went to their house you go to a porsche guy's house. The furniture is modern. It's it's not wasted space furniture's comfortable and it's it's solid if you went to a lamborghini owner's house i promise they're they're the chairs would have the swirly would design. Just be a lot and they would lock is expensive but they don't know why they got it. They're wearing gucci even though it's not doesn't match ups wearing gucci on gaudy gold. It's a weird class of yard. Yes now it's just different now. What about is done in the middle has an ashtray is in the middle. Yeah because they are beautiful. Works of art other italian. Anybody doesn't love ferrari car guy. I appreciate ferrari a four eighty eight or like peace. The f twelve twelve superfast station wagon looking one. I don't understand the delizo but if you're gonna dada kid back really got. Oh is that right. You wanna be a fucking dad summer. Drive that fucking station wagon feel like that's a terrible nothing. You don't think nothing. Look sick that they don't like you know i think in the end. The end of that car doesn't belong on. fuck rory. it just looks like somebody was like but you do you. Put him on the wrong conveyor. What the fuck. Now we got the back. It looks like an suv back with a. It's bullshit if you're gonna have a ferrari have that back that beautiful tailpiece you need a tailpiece on your harare. I'm not mad at that for dan. Mobile maybe but i mean it's really really get a dad mobile yet the e sixty three. Am g the four door. Dad wagon trump glamour truck. I'm gonna talk a little bit of boy that that's that's a four hundred thousand condo. You should get used one. Because lamborghinis don't hold their value when the special ones but The here's the thing with kids. They don't think about christian. So like my defender i can open up and when i get my bronco i can open up and hose down. Hose down prom. Lamb might dude arguments on ice cream or something in the back. His gummy bears from two years ago. Back there's chocolate ice cream all over the seat. Yeah i don't care sunday. I'll go spray down. You have a lamborghini or you get that fucking data and martin. Leather do nightmare nightmare. Not for children. I mean you know it's not purchase. The kids yeah and then kids. It's imp- they're walking stains. It's impossible not to fuck up. They'll get in the car without food. And i'll look back on. Like what are what are the like. Take his shoes and just kicked the back to my chores dirty feet. Of course this the defenders whatever do i guess it works. Yeah the defenders car. I've always wondered because it's i've seen the interior that new one. Well i looked at them too. You can sit down and you can have your dog. It's like a real truck. Yeah we don't have to worry bronco to the bronco on the doors of top fucking spray down. It's gonna be great. Yeah those are nice like you get that lambeau or you get like that fucking rolls royce or something with kids are you kidding. I mean tough. Gummy worms like for whatever reason like hides them and then aussie forgets. And then where we live with a hundred and twenty degrees so my seats are like fucking super-glitz from fucking gummy worms. I had tell you. Hose it down the money. You could always just pay to get detailed and cleaned and stuff. I have the money for a lamborghini truck. I'm taking care of that. Like i'll get it cleaned all the time. I had seen a different tune with kiddos man. John love is shows up. Go to dinner right. john lewis. Yeah have dinner. And he's a he's in a jacket and he's got this very expensive and he looks and he goes. I came in a rolls royce. Joking i you did use. Yes so i look at this brand. New rolls royce. Sub or the car. And then i sat in it after we had dinner. He made me laugh to dinner. He's fucking hilarious just saying like well. I'm very rich and you remember when meet him. Had that we. If you don't remember that no years ago and this one i was like fucked by kim. Don't fuck around fans don't years five six years ago my mom. She's never seen me do stand up. She came to see me. Do a set at the laugh factory and she saw jon. Levitz doesn't know who my but my mom. The reason i also in the senate live is that was our thing as a kid. We never miss lifer like fucking ten years every saturday. So she saw sees them freaks out but she's across street. She goes john and you know he's a he went like. Oh you like oh whatever. My mom was so pissed and embarrassed so she told me. I'm like what the fuck so then. I was pissed. Mcdonagh away john too. They so nice sham tonia you until he fucking blew me off mike. What the fuck. So we i go on the podcast on that following monday. Like john lewis did. This didn't think anything of it. Her john reach was like what the i'm blown up all these this. Hey on social media man from brennan's fans yeah and he called him call. Call him because john is the kind of guy who's he's like. I say i get it. And he's i but a lot of even that he'll be silly about you know the donut shop tried to fight us. he got into a karate stance started. Like panchayat yeah practice karate now. He's looking fucking funny. He sat in that car though. That car handmade that rolls royce. It's a museum. I i don't know what i do in that car because i'm afraid of but everything is every detail for me. I don't like those more of a bentley guy but That stereos got something to say though the other great yeah other he goes. He was podcast. Lincoln there that's cool. That's hilarious older. That's basically my friend love. It's here at my friend. Kendra wilkinson kendra. Hello john avi performing the west. Palm beach improv. Yeah february eight nine and ten. Got us january twenty eighteen. He's not been post post a lot. He's older dude. Twos last one. This terrible picture. Just older guys rolls royce. He has a dog bed and his dog comes with him everywhere. I was like all right. Joned a legend a legend. Who didn't use to have a jesus. Chris he lucky. Cow migrate pal. Lucky gal didn't used to have a comedy club out here. He did for a while. And then i think he got embezzled. Somebody embezzled I think somebody took stole money was stealing money. And he was like What's going on here. And he closed the best. Jesus all right all right. Who is that. She's a recording artists. Apparently all right she angel. I'll listen did you see how many you probably didn't see how many people are pissed. A little nausea six at the bt awards. He kissed her guide stage and parents. Especially the right. It's fucking irate about it really interesting like your influence in our kids staying rodeo. Yeah but he came out as gay and you know which is not easy in still in the black community hip hop yes it's still. It's it's a pretty conservative on my thing is is. If you're gonna get mad at a little nauseous though like you gotta pick your poison here because you know matt little nausea doing gay stuff. What she's a gay man that's his right to do and still in twenty one. So if you're worried about little nauseous influence in your kids but you'll let them listen to rap or the time about murdering and selling drugs and killing people. That's okay okay. So there's a lot of gayness going on there though that the whole thing was basically men around him he's a gay man. Yeah and madonna tweet which she did not like i did it i yes. She came women. of course. of course it was more of like a cry for attention rather than her was she face on girl's body. This is no body no way after so fucking true. It's just a whole thing. And that didn't really caused an uproar in madonna. Britney too hot chicks here. Yeah i it is what it is. Oh this is ed here. All right goes pretty hard. Oh that's a real kiss me. I mean by the way if you got a kid and you're you're going deep your bump slapping hard like that. You really kissing. I can get why people would be like Like even if it's a girl guy it's a little little pornographic daughter. The daughter he knows every word to wet as put. Yeah i have a problem. I also gave up almost like i give up. I thought you can't fuck. Am i going to do now. You know you took the internet took everything away from me including the sacred space between my daughter. She was fucking singing every word. And i'm sitting there like this. Like you know what i can do about that i can do about as much. I was basically a cow chewing grass. Just nantong. i'll just be over here too. And my because i can do nothing as a father to back up fucking done then. She's an anime. These cure hits. Not only that animates like well my favorites toda rocchi. He killed his parents because he's an anti hero and any also cuts himself because he i'm like the fuck is going on. It's darling as dark right. Yeah well there's different types of anime so it's really up to what the specific person likes. Sounds like your daughter's into like show her friends and they sit around until runs with the weird posse. They'll listen to wettest plus there. It is yes it is on the move my daughter her friends yeah. They're women bro. Girls in middle school that first of all. They know everything because they had the internet. Okay second of all they are like she's like yeah and then she's talking about jeb androgynous japanese assassin boys and i don't have anything in common with and what happens is what's hard for. You got a little kids so you can call and talk and everything what's going to happen is that you're going to find yourself in a situation with your children where you have zero in common boys might be a little different to be athletes. Girls are there also into what. I'm eight listen my daughter. She's a jock. She loves the cross. She's obsessed with the cross. She watches d one. Women's across makes me watch it. She's got opinions. She's always practicing. I get it. But there's any relate to the lacrosse. You're not i can but i'm saying there are just things that that the internet brings into her life and you will have fuck all to do with it. Watch this so she always says y'all and what i realized that instead of saying she says y'all because you guys gender-specific so she's being gender sensitive interesting. Hey bro you're like 'cause she was reading fantasy novels and they have a large queer presence in fantasy novels so she's reading this stuff and she's like well. These girls are kissing so she'd then what she do. She goes to youtube and goes down that rabbit hole and now. She's a transact she she she's girls. I don't know man you're asking me questions. I don't want to answer right now. I believe she's in the boys. She's not an anybody she doesn't seem like she's gotten to that stage yet to go. No road mussina. Bad road your beings going on row. You'll be antagonistic to me. Right now does go down. No no we got. We got thirteen. Go down is no. I'll get shit for it now. Listen up here's the thing you fuck. I don't know what's going on. All i'm saying. Is they grew up. Way to fast with the entire net day. I had nothing things up. Because you're not there when they're on tick-tock and going down the different rabbit holes that they're going down but i just know that she will not read. Jk rowling anymore because apparently jk rowling transport. And i'm like no she's not and i don't know what to say about. So how about have. You heard the lyrics to what does he. it's outrageous. No the whole thing is fucking crazy when her and her friends they know. I'm like you can't sing that in the car. You can't see my backseat. When i'm driving. You can't do it. I got to set the another. Just doing it. Because it's bad like like little little w. a. and snoop dogg when we were kids. My nine year old is listening a little nuts laws is because we have the streaming so he hit little that song cocaine now in call me by your name year. it's like. Is it a terrorist. Some like this one. Yeah cocaine the video. Where he's like like giving satan i wanna fuck you and i wanna do coke all that and i'm like my nine year old. I love this song. I'm like i can't i. Can't i caught about yesterday. Hit me in place while. I'm gonna catch romantic talk in. You're cute enough to fuck with me tonight. Looking at the table as we'd white baby living the life but cocaine and drinking with the dark boy. I cannot pretend i'm not face only here to sin if even actually good fucking lyrics by the way are you in are you in. I'm fifty nine year old a nine year old to be like played song yet but is anybody else or anything else yeah. He's in the stuff bro. He's in hard rock. That's what he likes. He likes harvey. He loves led zeppelin. Acd's he likes. He likes a little nuts and that's fine. He likes hard rock to he likes hip hop and hard rock and he likes to then. I can't talk to him and he's listening to music in the backseat. And i'm a was your day goes. Don't talk right now. I'm grooving to music so he would rather we're very similar problem. I talked to myself right. I'm i'm never there right. And i'm dr never present. Then we're driving. And and i. I realized that i'm fucking having my own conversation president school though sorta like i was the answer is no and then i look in the back seat in the motherfuckers talking to himself just like me and i was like well and then i call in your own world. He goes yup literally my favorite thing to do. I'm like all right. Well my kids going to be just like me. And i hope he can navigate the world. So let's see what happens. It's obvious by the way how about this. Stand up comedy. That motherfucker is it's so weird to see your little your clone. All all doesn't make us friends. Let everyone like. he's hilarious. They all want to be around him. Because he's he that's he lives to make people laugh and he's got a pretty sophisticated sense of humor. He does characters. So it's it's weird. When other panthers let shit slide like my kid does justin. There's one kid who just he doesn't listen. Dedza guy was just like. I'm like that's fine dude. But fucking get the kid in line s like or why bring. Yes if he's not going to do with other kids doing why bring. I believe in discipline like that. I have or don't count a lot but a lot of parents don't. There's a school of thought that kind of says is like two ways of thinking right. The two schools thought one is like. It's actually kind of a conservative liberal kind of mindset so like like if you ever think about conservatives they're like we need law and order you gotta have law and order and you gotta have rules church all that stuff because what happens is if you let people just do their thing. There'd be fucking in the streets and shooting everybody and liberals tend the that mentality is like wait a minute. That's all restriction religious strictly. Let me let me breathe and be. Well yeah but some people are one side of the other and it just depends on if you think people. I think it just depends on the person. Some people don't need change other. People need some fucking. They need some guy what he needs some guy. Yeah yeah the shit. That's good for you. Like i have this joke where it's like when you're young. If it feels good like this is the truth. Let's move in together. Who needs money. We have each other when you're older and something feels good. You'll like the fuck is the catch what's going on. Who's paying for this. You know and that's really true. You don't trust things that are that that feel good because there's got to be a price to pay. Do you watch dork anime cat and that we're chit no. My sister does though. I never really got into anime. I'll watch some here and there. If i'm in the room with her but she's more of the anime geek enemies the thing right. Yeah you want to say. It's like necessarily that of younger thing. I think a lot of people older were into anime but it was a secret because it wasn't cool back in the day now. Anime is cool. So everybody's into the classroom of assassins. Yeah she's fucking watching. I think it's called assassination clash. But what's the difference between that and comic book nerds right now. It's not but it's pretty. What is this the most common mantra categories demographics co domo which children under about ten. Yeah well my daughter's into the assassins the which ones disaster on shows you and she's into anti here heroes and she can tell you what an anti hero is is anti hero. Hero villain type of villain. It's he kills. People he kills people baxter. Anti here he's been here. he's a bad guy. Yeah he's been so destroyed now. He's his darkness has to find an outlet sat kills. That man is an anti hero. Those sorts of yeah. Yeah into the dark night of comic books as a kid growing up. Yeah so he gets similar. Fuck with comic books now. You don't see a lot of comic book. Stores nelson did what driving off pitcher the other night last night. Take my senate jitsu. We're driving back lysol spice store. I wanted to take picture of mike. How much is this fucking place. Money over a hundred dollars a month spy gear glasses. The number of people still. I don't know you know this guy i was. I was asked to my friend of mine. Just found this out. If i told you this and he was asked to invest in. Well there was this guy who had this idea and it was like the uber for private is we. You could hire a private detective for a lot of money to like investigate something so follow your girlfriend if you thought she was cheating on. You're fucking following insurance guy. Whatever it was you know and it was kind of an interesting idea because if you wanna make an app yeah it's like an app and you could just hire a licensed private but is there are a lot but they it's kind of a hard thing to do and it's expensive but he's there are people who can get you can get your license pretty quickly and no take follows right. Yeah but it would be a chiropractor but a lot of people would have a lot of people would probably if it costs you one hundred bucks. Have someone followed for the night that you thought was fucking fucking you over. You might do it you know. It's it's got. It seems to have lex sort of so. Anyway he goes. He goes not feeling well. So my buddy puts three hundred grand. And he's got money he's got money to spend and this guy's raising money and i meet the guy you know and he's and he's he's emailing me and you know you just sometimes you just get a feeling of. Yeah i'm like. I don't know man you're just too familiar and cool and you're saying all the right things and he's in jail now for years for fraud. Yeah yeah so that'd be eight years. Yeah they're like you telling me. The uber spy investigating shouldn't work workout. It's like some of those things that are like anytime there's an app. I always think that's a great idea. The problem is i got download it on my phone and do this and that seems like not a lot. It's a lot is something about download. If it's a good app you may a good app. You will but there have been a lot of good apps that don't catch on or just like it takes a while or then another twenty though. If it's a good app. I mean that's where it's at. What's what are the ways. I would use all the time depending certain apps but leads. Cool ways of stressful. Try to someone's front fucking dining room to get to your desk ways so stressful right now. Left right left left right hood. That's my thing and these it'd be like hey how comfortable you in these certain dangerous area. Yeah are you with your kids and family. Yeah and somebody's shaves off thirty seconds or a minute. It's way too stressful. It's fucking exhausting. Having uber of course hoover insurmountable apps but the best app. For like if you're doing a diet it's called my fitness pal. They cover everything. they give my calories. Everything grows everything. And but you can say i we this much. I wanna wait this much. They'll say okay. You need this many calories a day and then it have everything like if you work out. How many calories you you'll burn. It has your water intake in the watch mountain. not at all. It's just on your phone your yourself so you have to monitor yourself so breakfast lunch dinner and snacks and then it has so if you have jolly you can bring up. You can type in japan. Have the entire menu can figure out how many calories you ate and everything. I'm gonna track down the mardi. Nothing that's too much work. Marfa me onto that lebanese it for four weeks and that's great. Yeah and it's dope because like let's say like yesterday had a. It's my favorite. That's why you last night because we were talking about natural chicken sandwiches and dad's place. Now's a guy no natural chicken fucking hot sandwiches like today's i was like fuck. Dede's go to owls hot chicken like really. I'm like it's literally hair. Al hot chickens. Here so the competitor's venture to al's it's besides the one we go to. I can't remember the name of it howlin race holidays. How andrey's pound for pound one but houses right there you go hot. So houses hotter than hell and raise Like the mild are you reading. I like really hot stuff. I can't eat al's hot shook his. I can't get through how raise i can eat and i'll be okay. I might shit my pants out. The back. Alls i can't finish. Oh wow it's and if you eat the hottest loss when you have to sign a waiver. Yeah we'll do that now. The hottest that in what are you. Do you get the get us i. That's not for me. And i like harsh. It usually waiver they make you wear gloves to. Yes oh so. It's like pepper spray. Basically yes basically fuck. But as far as i taste and like the bun and the everything on a house hunt chicken immature the fucking spot really. Oh it's nice work diary you on right now. Mac rose so i can eat that sandwich but entered. it's like six hundred seventy calories. You know so. I mean that's probably the rest of the food for the night but thursday proteins called. That's it so but standard twenty two hundred calories which i for four weeks now really so. That's enough for you because you're a big guy while try to lose weight so if If i six seventy calories that goes into that twenty two hundred what about the idea that you know bread and stuff just vegetables and once you shred up if you just eat protein. It's unrealistic though. How long how long you do that. This this macro died. I can eat. I can have. How razor tiger wanted ice cream if he does get. Do they do this thing where they go back with the kids and they flip and they got a push one down if he wins that i give him ice cream to motivator win it every time kids because he he can get chocolate ice cream. He's he's so friendly. It was just like whatever bringing those garden like. Dude you got your way bigger and stronger kids. You gotta turn around. So we're working on turnaround. Grabbing appel pushed him down. And like if you win. 'cause they do for at least one three you'll get ice cream duties foreign killing it four feet in the show. These kids get chocolate ice cream. he's got genetics. but i can get I can have a little ice cream glad. Look how many calories. I haven't i can have that ice cream on these other diet. You can't but again it's this long with my macro resist in or twenty two hundred it will have you want to get up to you. But you're under twenty two hundred and then you get more calories like i'll work. I'll do card in the morning so auburn. Four or five hundred calories on the stairmaster so that adds into twenty one hundred. That's you know toy six hundred. You can cheat a little more wages. I stick the diet and workout every day. What do you want how much you want to lose. Usually you got tommy tom. No no not at all. So what cosmetically. When you just feel good. I feel better. My energy's better. Yeah go have you guys read that Gary top stuff. You know gary thomas. so he says calories. Yeah so good calories so basically if you carbs. Let's say you're twenty two hundred limit if you carbs vs proteins. You get way more benefit and way less fat storing carbs protein. Yeah yeah because because you know those two books are pretty revolutionary because and that's like what a lot of guys will do now because what happens if you eat say a bowl of like if you a bowl of dough versus a bowl of broccoli. The dough creates an insulin. React xactly see store more fat right for whatever reason when the insulin is attached the sell. You don't use the fat stores in your body. What you wanna do is be running on fatty africa. Fatty acids glucose so when you eat foods that are glucose demanded sugar. Yeah your need to replenish the when you eat muffins. You're going to be hungry an hour later when you in an omelette with vegetables. That's why he says that's why slow carbs and what they call slow carbs. And that's how that's basically how you do it and i've done. I'm sure it's great. I've done all that all that stuff in this is the that this micro diets the especially when you're on the road all time which coming up in august it'll be on the road all the time. Yeah it's the only one that's realistic and stuff is not. I think the best thing to do is literally track your calories. Because that's legitimately what actually makes a difference if you're if you're two thousand calorie diet how you get there you're gonna lose your fine. Yeah all you can read all those books in do this karbi. Don't get the fuck. That's what i did to or two hundred thousand calories or two thousand two hundred two thousand dollars you're gonna lose here. I'm not hungry. No no effort never eat later in the day to that that helps a lot and then if in any prefaced right sometimes i protein shakes and then sometimes All have like fourteen hundred dollars to go. Because if it's not if you don't want us yeah it's a bone can have cherries or boba or whatever because bo was four hundred dollars won't yeah i said t yeah lovin pistachio number one. There's too much sugar that one but you know there's a shortage on the shortage extra boba boba now. Online people are making their own mobile at home though. Really it's tapioca balls tapioca put that in. T- there's so little right there for you for you. Basically pure sugar right. It's like just sugar and carbs. Yeah but they're so good once in a while. It's four hundred calories around the corner here probably of time the fucking nice though. They're so good kids. What's your order to almond milk with solid almond to you that your judge people based off of their boba order. I don't like. I don't. I don't like dairy shit. I don't have any dairy over. There's a place advocating now. It's a pudding place. Well it's waiting for two months. It's called it's japanese. Could pudding or something like that on advocate just putting it says great coffee and pudding and you see thing you walk in there and it's like yeah maybe that's what it is. I don't know koo-do pudding. I don't fucking know putin poodle poodle. Yeah and so. I'm like not it. Looks fancy to yeah and i i mean i don't know like i try line out the door. I don't see a line out the door. I'm not eating blue pudding. No i just. I'm like Pudding What's in the pudding. Let's see what's in it. Would you got top one first. The first one to be loaded with keller's caramel popcorn pudding caramel fudge. Pretty fucking lit. Yeah but again. it's pudding. Yeah and so it's like i. I got sola straw right there. I don't know if i'm gonna pudding like ice cream pudding so get the fuck outta here. Put off pudding you know putting is what you have when you don't have ice cream pudding either just like say if i can't even go through an idea for a business i hear me out hooding i got i wanna make i wanna make pies and pudding and put it will nineteen four. Did this though. I did this even better i went. Hey i'm going to have a store. I'm only selling pudding you'll be open for. About four months to puddings after the fourth a dicey the best thing is they opened up and cova shut him down so it was just sitting there for a year and a half now. Yeah now they came roaring back. Well there you go. That's tough gelatin. Cornstarch have you had those. I do not kito. They're like the healthy pop tarts the protein. Papa oh yes i did. I tried these strawberry one. It's pretty good protein. Good mark and all the guys got done lift in their passing out those fucking protein pop tarts. I'm good the or twenty grams of protein. You're at a real pop tart and the one kid's young's names is as twenty. He was no are they. Good ago you know. He's never had one like you will never eat that protein shitty cough with that good. I'm like yeah dude. It's a fucking pop tart. Put that thing in the toaster. they're fantastic. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel. I don't shit about your protein pop tart. I get depressed with that stuff. That one looks good but it's basically right so much. There's no soy in their soy. What are you fucking vegan pea protein. All right so people nice again. It's like i mean for what it is. I gave my pop tart. He just needs some milk. You'd never had a pop tart. I mean he never got it. It was like we're those he'd come he didn't like it he loved it. He freaked out changed everything. But have you have you given yourself a toaster. Strudel no fucking. It's really true. How america do really with puff pastry. And here's your thing. Stop having listen a little mosaics fucking posters. Goddamn americans do black coffee yes toes. Shoes are shoghi. I swear on me and my brother. When i get my ass. We'll by him is because we get the toaster strudel's and i love icing to this day. Four icing on one toaster student who had been so. By the time we got to the end they'd be like four just the strudel's and no fucking icing he would straight. Beat me up over it. Got but it was still worth. It looks good though to what they come fresh out the fucking toaster hung. And then you burn the the fucking icing. Do i used to get beat up. That's how much it was worth taking us. That tracy cheese sauce fantastic. I was like fucking and bring the guy would again. Yeah i'm the guy that takes the icing off the orioles. It was too much for me. I was never good with a lot of sugar. Like i do. A lot of that was too much. Those shoes i would have been like. Ooh this is super sweet even as a kid oh no was a bit of a finicky eater a little bit of a kitty cat. Oh yeah you you bear. I couldn't get you sugar much about sugaring kids. I've seen so much shit yesterday. The portrait on our off at summer camp from nine to four than he through at six in our their their schedules get packed was packed to as a kid. But you know sugar. he's gonna burn off jitsu. I'm not worried about it. yeah ever apparently. If you're more muscular nationally you have more glycogen to feed your muscles so you do. Better with cher. So sometimes like people who are sprinters can work with sugar better than people who are always in your current events homegirl. Who broke the record offer. We'd yup getting the care. You need to stay healthy. Shouldn't be that tough. 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With that is it would be suspended in. She could server suspension out in time to go to the olympics but then she would miss trials and if she doesn't qualify for trials. She can't run in the olympics so at the end the day. She can't go in fucking our and every drug that might be a hindrance to and twenty legal are saying like she also just lost her mom but but then also that she ran and she wants she can take fuck in. Cbd which so she could do painkillers. And you find a lot of here. Are complaining saying that russians can take steroids. but americans can't take fucking. It's such a sad story. Poor girl a lot of people rallying behind her good. It's unfortunate so that's it so she's fucking done doing all that you're not allowed to even compete favorite right. Is the fastest goal story. It's absolutely beautiful story. Can't these fuckers like bend the rules. Maybe this might change though. Who knows this that hurts. I remember a long time ago. Twenty years ago when he was a sprinter and he and he had a false start but it turned out. It wasn't it turned out. He was so fast. The machine didn't fucking record it and they disqualified him and he stand there and he wouldn't get off the track. He's just standing there with a shirt holding onto it through trial. Hardly train mint ten seconds. Do you remember that seinfeld episode. Which one where. Jerry beat the guy racing on the street race but then he got a false start. There is a great upset. You're gonna watch false. Start all that shit no such. I know this is terrible. That's like that's olympic swimming. The in first place in fourth place was to blinks of an eye that come on fourth by no metal and then this is insane. This is a video that looks like it was filmed on a potato This happened. I believe last friday in be red sea to payless para sailors were on their way down and a shark came out and bit one of the parasail on the it. Didn't he rip his leg off but did rip apart of the back of his foot off in surgery shortly after. How big boy. They don't know what type of shark lt said. Red right so red bull sharks. Lot of tigray. Lt. fucking to work in this area that they've never seen anything like this and they wouldn't have had believed if it wasn't for the footage but the footage then looks. I'll be tell. Let me see this thing going toro. The bullshit charkham freak out. You're not going to be able to tell what type of shark it is. Oh we'll be swimmers to see that. Though you see something jumping out by carolis tell to charlotte. That could be bigfoot. I don't know that's a big. Yeah great white are. They're great whites in the ritzy. It's something kidding me. that's a horror. Show he probably thought it was a bird. Maybe but that scares the fuck out of a human dangling like a piece of tenderloin so right now. He's there above the war. Not even touching the water and lays out because when you go parasailing they'll take you up and down the entire time. And they were on their way down. Nah that's nuts. Well that's a worst case scenario for you on making it could be anything that breached the water dude and i'm saying that's a great white. I said it great white. So that breach the waterline. Yeah they jump high. That would a nightmare. Well that's already perlis nightmare. Is the original. Take off dan. This is twenty to come down and these guy we'll bring you down. They start willing in shark. Goes you know what would make this better if you were doing this with one leg. If you're doing this one like that's like in queensland. There's this really beautiful beach and then there's a cove called crocodile. It's in queens. But there are no crocs there. Nobody gets attacked but there are salty's there are big saltwater crocodiles and so this these two girls girls vacations. She's in the water in this beautiful water and a little bit. It's at night franchise gets taken away. She just gets dragged away by a giant. So i want to talk a found it and it was a fucking fifteen months. Yeah it's a monster. I'm not going near that fucking water. I don't care if it never happens it happened. I don't know if someone's i came twenty years ago. This found a saltwater crossing water. Yeah fuck somewhere else you guys take your kids to the beach. Well yeah you do i do. They don't go deep. I was in costa rica and the guy. I couldn't believe this. I see a picture. It's a twenty foot crocodile on the beach. And i go. Where's that he goes. It's here actually this morning. I'm not kidding. And the river estuaries there and to one hundred meters over there and all. My kids are playing in the water. They go yeah. They'll leave you alone. They won't crocodile now they won't and you there on the beach and they're sending themselves in the morning. I'm never going in the house. Okay let's see your degree a degree in crocodile. you know about the apex. Predators is an app on your phone. You can look up you fucking idiot with us. You get you all right. I think you guys would be interested in this one a twenty six year old woman me. This is hot and she's go bad. Who hired her to work around these inmates. You know what you're signing up for more except for she's hotter than say dan moore. She looks warlock so yeah but she's hot from dan more. Girls take what you could get this girl. I mean i'm sure she had her picking the lydia. So this twenty year old woman she worked at fresno county jail and when she was let go back in december twenty nineteen. There was an invest an investigation that was launched because they found that a particular cellmate had alcohol drugs razors and a cell phone in his cell. They later found out they later found out that he was in a relationship with this woman. And i guess from his statement. She used to cut a hole in her uniform so they would be able to have sex quickly. It's very hot and what's this. We don't know what that guy looks like. And apparently i've seen before. He had sex with him in a cell in front of eleven other inmates. At one point all she's down I mean she used to sneak him a bunch of stuff and then she would also tell him. Hey yourselves gonna get checked on this day the state in this day so you knew ahead no shit also the guy who hired her. He's like yeah that's cool. This'll work out. I got no inmates. No judgment no judgment. I what you think was gonna happen. Her lawyers currently saying that she was not in the right state of mind. No woman that cuts a hole in her uniform to fuck faster issues or free right. She's a free nelson mine. They're also saying that she had marital problems at that time. And that's what led to the. She's not as of now. I'm very curious to. That's guess fell in bay. Remember the guy the model guy who web. I ain't gonna lie. I'm thinking i know exactly thinking who runs yard some back. I'm brown crime runs the because i'm sure you have to fight for her love and this guy catholic well wife beater. There's some good looking guys on the train. They just work out all he has nothing to do but fucking glamour her and get his dick lamm tuesday clamor. She's a cellphone to boost mobile. Because it's not surprising that happens with human beings there around each other and she's an attractive girl. He's locked the brownies. Do probably a young dude himself and they're talking or i don't see i don't think he's a he's a bad boy and i don't think he's. That young might be old junkyard. Dog got some got some altuve. Got some gray in the hair live the life. Yeah got some scars and stories got historic issuing get pregnant so her lawyer is currently asking for leniency. But the judge says that he went through the cell phone and looked at conversations between the inmate and her. Whoever the judge says dash she shows no remorse for what she did. She actually boasts about being with this inmate and so he's less likely to be leaning on her. Why remorse like she probably liked the guy and he liked her and get have that though you know but like do you have to be everybody who worked at the jail in jeopardy. Because he had razors. That's the biggest thing you can't have that heath raises for shaving razors for you. Don't get problem. Yeah we can't have been made to racers giving him shank yes on are. We can't have that guy. Looks like i know. She's freaking nut really attractive which is weird shinzo. Look at. he's a lichen. I'm just being honest. Locked me gonzales. The at the helmut. What is the word Mugshot rents are worse. Day picture teachers terrible though not terrible but still into that house looking at something just both nod eager corner. Yeah is my boy. Dick sucked this quarters office. I feel bad. Got snarl does yeah. He's living the life man. I wonder if the i was on death row. Or something you get caught will lose was was the guy who has brian. Cowen tear down there. It's all corner stuff. That's that's a fucked up thing. I don't have a giant hole. No i don't know when i do this a lot. You guys have the same barber. It's it's that's amazing. Oh okay carbo. Do you had that truck things a airplane but we'll pretend sure isn't airplane but if you can just take off like that that's pretty bad ass our let me figure out here. Oh you guys talk about pop tarts this kind of crazy so jerry. Jerry seinfeld is going to direct a thing called unfrosted on netflix which is about pop tarts that movie founder based off the gun found. Mcdonald's i don't know did you. Did you hear about did you. Guys hear about the guy who supposedly invented flaming hot cheetos told story on this trip before flynn gender at fritos lay and then this is history. Then then i'll fill it so then. He said when they would close up ozzie. He had access to everywhere. He came up with the idea of flaming hot cheetos came with all the ingredients brought it to the board presented. It like dan not only a janitor but this is a great idea. we're going to run with an autopsy channels makes jillion dollars. He's for the past. Ten years have been going on. Motivational talks around colleges campuses everything blown up his instagram or anything like that from rags-to-riches story will then free to laze came out. Because you started to impress like this never happened. Oh boy he's like yeah did they're like no it didn't is like we talked to all the board members. You never presented anything to us. We have the team that created the flaming hot cheeto Spices we have all the information all the back logs all the stuff that the entire process that to get this done like this never happened. We're like you know. He contributed to cleaning the facility. But you never invented. There are some people like that. There was a guy in new york city. He had a whole story there. There's a guy in new york city who ran a parking lot and you would park in. He had a suit. He had a parking parking attendant and he would take your twenty dollars. Sure he did that apparently for eighteen years until finally somebody who was like. That's not your parking lot. And he i think he went to puerto rico or somewhere and he. He amassed nine nine hundred eighteen thousand dollars. Yeah mistake was cash just every show every day. Yeah i got you. That parked close like this is a free parking took eighteen years because somebody just figured out that nobody cared about that. Fucking this guy. The flame cheeto cheetos strange man. That's amazing flaming hot cheetos. Did all right. You guys seen this yet. Carlos mencia criticizing joe rogan about him saying like in the whole cancel cultural. The headline reads parliament's thinks it's ironic. That joe rogan the guy who cancelled him now complains about cancel culture. Here's a different carlos. Yes is this is like lance armstrong calling you sada you know that you saw cancelled lance armstrong. Dude you cheating there's a difference between kanye jails and people rallying around it over you know whatever and then you just stealing jokes and bullying comics and somebody calls you out on it and you you know. Somebody made a video career taking a hit because you were stealing joke and somebody made a very calling on this shit and then it's up to the public. Decide cancel cultures different. That's like literally like lance armstrong calling. You saw to cancel culture. It's not cancel culture. You were bryant. Red band made that. I think it was. That was very hard to deny. You know and and i don't think carl's mun really took the narrow. I love it makes feeling about a rolling has plenty of credit prince harry giant policy and john oliver okay because people want to follow those two no idea what his prince harry effort done. What does he ever done in his life. He was saying he was not was he critically. Rogan what did he say about when rohan came out about the vaccine called rolling nydia. Yeah did your famous because your mom what are you doing. You were giving fucking silver spoons. Shut up take your money all right for spotify deal with your with your wife. Come on do are they. Making has never been more disappointing. The royal family. Prince harry and he has a tough gig. You're famous for being famous. The he has no skill no talent. You're famous for being famous the criticizing somebody who's talented so it doesn't work. You know what the one thing i say. I'll give him as he did. He did actually see real combat. And he he he didn't he didn't. He flew helicopters for real income. Be never saul combat. But you have to know. He was rank and file with the other soldiers and recognized so nobody denies that he really did he really was in the military and went through it and you have to well. I mean but he he. He's he's a dude you know he's a dude like he's a guy. I think that at least i've not heard he's not way off. Yeah i'm not earning lately. He's the biggest woke pussy. Really is the most disappointing. Royal family members walton. Recite that uncle. Who's like but yeah the whole thing with his wife saying that you know. They had problems with the birth. The color of the baby skin. You are not even. You might be an african american but you're also just a hot looking woman who could be any race. I i mean this. This idea that you're dealing with racism. Weird got caught on prince. Harry got caught his. I took him away from his family. The royal family now they living and then spill the beans and saying things that are kind of out of. It's like the house of windsor. That stood for thousand years. The real families like why the fuck is happening right. Keep their mouths shut about things. I don't know the whole thing was really strange to me. Alluding to things for attention which is what you see now joining spotify deal you got it congrats you. I don't know enough about them to really you know judge them what i do. I do remember thinking that it was like this really elegant kind of thing. Whatever but then people told me later on there like the kardashians of a lot of money in victimhood. There's a lot of money and being professionally out. How else would he get attention. Go do something you don't know there's no life experience right. Yeah it's almost like a curse like there's no almost hard to avoid you know. Know you almost feel bad for them. And then they were trying to create headlines and fucking sell podcasts. Which they did for jillion dollars. Yeah but who's gonna listen to that. Do big numbers on that podcast. I don't think so because all like fuck this guy. Who's the most americans. Don't give a fuck about prints here and his wife is not a pocket. I'm not going to tune into that too together. What would you to tell you. That's strange. I don't know all right moving on this Brennan you know about this way more than i do this a big deal so. Ncwa forced to pay their athletes. That right yup. That's happened now. Here's where it gets so they're not paying them a salary. There's none of that. But they can do like autograph. Signings thing you make. They can sign with an agent. They can do certain things to earn income. You know the so. How state's not gonna pay the quarterback but that quarterback can you know do autograph signings and other shit to make money now. Barstool recently started a barstool athletics branch where they are sponsoring athletes. Now we've had people reach out like lacrosse players reach out to to me. Oh that's interesting. Yeah wow that's i have a friend who's like a really really good baseball player reach out about it to play it you are. It's a small school okay. He'll go he'll go somewhere. You drafted. yeah. He's at the top of that motherfucker to get drafted but getting called up to the majors. That's a whole nother thing just like the nba and sell pro sports. Yeah after this broke a masterpiece son. Signed a two million dollar deal. But here's where the nc delays like. Yeah they can. Do you know the you make money off. Endorsement stuff like that. Here's where all these kids are gonna make money like the number one college athlete. Which is there's probably spreading for a lot of people. The number would like the most followers until talk and all that stuff is a gymnast from lsu. Oh so her. Her her yeah. Her family put up a big billboard in times square. All livy don. Yes girls gorgeous. Yep she has the most follow so she's gonna make millions offer tick-tock endorsement to dr to make millions now. Wow holy jeeze super pretty well. How old is she eighteen. Nineteen gorgeous and a high level gymnast. the show. She'll make billions here. They're gonna make millions off their social media. Ncw the tool to figure it out. But the captain of florida now that he's gonna make so much money endorsing stuff social media the cabinet florida. What you're saying like all these big level guys are gonna make so much money. yeah good. here's where it gets dicey. So let's say let's say your son finn right has a football scholarship to stanford cow. Ucla usc university taxes lsu florida florida state. And he's he's getting these endorsements assays getting a meatless called even a million endorsements well. If you go to a school in california you can pay half. That's going to stay california if you sign with florida. You've taken all that. So if you're a big five star recruit where you're gonna go. Oh my god. How do you think it's gonna affect sports. Fuck that's amazing. I never thought of that. If so of tiger some baller. And he's like dad. I got a million dollar offer. If i sign within these schools. It's like well. Do you wanna give half the state california or do you want to keep it on good attack. I mean yeah. Choose to pay. So where do you think that happened to california sports. Do it's and then california's gonna have you. Guys wanna compete. You had bring your taxes. And i'm a fan of that or not. No was chosen more football college sports but people move to states where it's cheaper to do business in california is college kid. Do you make a million dollar endorsement. you're not signing with usc saying with university of texas when you have a business in california. You're getting sued for everything. Just because when you have to have a lawyer when you're in texas not so it's different cultures. It's really interesting. It depends what you're into so fucked up california very expensive place do business interest is for sure all right Key athlete would have made the most money. So here's where it gets dicey. So now reggie bush. I do now kissing get paid and they can take money. Give me my fucking heisman. Like remember they took the heisman from reggie bush but never heisman from oj simpson committed. Murder was convicted in the court of law. They let the oj. Keep is fucking heisman after murder to people. But then reggie bush took so. He was acquitted. That's the difference right. He's found guilty in civil court. Yeah so like how how far. How are they going to deal with that. Like reggie bush and these coaches that took money that are suspended for fucking ever. How far are you going to go back. I don't think they'd go back at all like those were the rules of the time the time that's how it is. You know the person who might have been fox sports who may who would have made the most money if these was around when they're playing. Who who do you think where sports tim tebow. He's he's top three. I think tim's two or three matt liner. It's a football player mellon but you know tabo Juju smith schuster. Well for sure. Lebron james college so you know he didn't out there you again Kobe bryant in either college a muslim ping didn't participate call. I would have to say football player. Correct okay so it's football player and it would be a running back. Nope no it would be a quarterback and that would be not drew brees though but it could be the guy who all paid manning i was gonna say they pay paint. Man would have made the most money number three. Wow wow okay. So kobe bryant kevin garnett and drives me crazy. I said not said not. Those guys said lebron. James said testing u. I realize you guys ready. So so keith sweat. You guys remember. Keith sweat right. Nobody the song twisty. Yeah him and bobby brown did a versus where they compete. But it's funny. Because i guess keith. Sweat got really drunk right. So i'll play some of the clips here. Hobie brown the canonical. Now that's keeps. What and actually. I don't know how old is it. Looks pretty good for his age and he's doing also is chris tucker chris tucker this they sing in iraq drunk barbecue physically again talking to this dude. Come on that him now. That's this drake song that he played. Oh he's bird. He has hit though he does. But he just didn't seem bobby. I know that's that's crazy. Bodied up these verses are night out bobby. Brown is walking diabetes. He is now and then he says something here to the. Dj is that drama from ridiculous as in shape home wasn't shape. We say he would snatches. He goes he down by this jury but he would have jacked joy back in the day just out of nowhere had just said he would have robbed the dj kathy back in the day. Gotcha wow well. Let me see what more i think. This is the same when you seem to the chirac but that's fun that's doing these versus battles now. The old old school rap ones are good. so how do you pronounce. Bb wreksa. She's so fun. Yeah so she did this viral video about away so apparently she's all those what she wrote this way. She said a how much you think. I way and then no one's business because i'm a bad bitch no matter what weight and then she says. Let's normalize one hundred sixty five pounds. So apparently he's one hundred sixty five pounds. I'm not so. I'll show you the video. Let's hear that's her that's her. she's phenomenal. i know. I'm not afraid of hundreds expounds pounds at all. God dog yeah. They're not many guys have no problem with that. How many guys have zero problem. Almost all of them all all viral wild back because there were a bunch of designers who sent me. Would they refuse to dress. Her for red carpets. Because she was a at the time she was a six and they said that was just too big. What they that's what she's saying. She says i know. I kind of have a little bit of a and then a months later there was a videographer that she used to work with really famous guy who his text messages leaked calling her fat pig refrigerator. Fash aiming her again. I think refrigerator was what cash producer you walks. Everybody looks at her. So i i can't hear this kind of being like she knows she's finest fuck. Yeah let's normalize once you know your bad. Yeah let's not. let's just remind our time. she's so bad is yours. Guys guys get you choose the guy you want. It's not point five million fuck and follow. Talk yeah stop it super. Stop it with this stuff. It's normal embarrassing all 165 women look like you'd be you know. She looks like she's not. she's not into attention. I always. I always suspect that stuff. How the whole issue. Six eight twenty pound the big me ask. You cannot come to our time no way strong strong scott now. She's got she run back that's what she's hot she's she's a third down running back this she's got she's got some running my mouth strength. That's got some strengthen. Yeah okay there's a update on that guy all he london who identifies as korean okay. The only reason i've read this up is because look how he looked before so this isn't before i didn't realize that's him before it's in before it's a very british very british man and he looks like a very regular british guy. Yeah and there is now and that was that him up. There now is no. That's who he wanted to. Just that's part jim. That's fucking let them know. Wants or jimmy. That's how he wants to look. Yeah he idolizes. That and this is probably your daughter's idle right now. Celeb- yes yeah. Now that guy that guy is is very pretty man yes raymond or yes as far as we know as far as she struggles with there is there is a feminine careers of very macho patriarchal society except for cape pop. Yes i was gonna say but there are but it does seem that young gals dig these very looking carina. But he's not being like korean men in general that go to work for a living. Aren't that guy over to hang out. You know they're not they're unicorns. Yeah he's he's a fucking unicorn tattoos over there did. Their career is conservative as faulk just one careers very conservative. I watched i think it was a thirty for thirty i forget. Was this kid. Such set stories playing baseball. He was good to play in the pros. Did all right and they got back down to the double as and then you know just fucking in had to touch the dark arts just got super depressed was like i don't want to do this side to commit suicide. And so he shot himself like this home in the head but the thing is i'm laughing. The bullet went through ricocheted. Al so he so he shot himself passed out. They said he woke up and was like why the fuck main simspon. Before i did this. And so he was like looked around his faulk. I'm not dead. He's like god damn it and then he was like right to decide like do i wanna live or do i want to dyke so i'm gonna live. It's going to be a fight. And i shut my fucking in the face. So he's like do. I picked the gun up. Shoot myself again to finish it. But he called the cops and so the cops were saying anybody who should himself in the head. You know aren't going. Call the cops so they thought it was like a setup so the cops come ready to come through and they have the video of the cop cam and he was a professional baseball player. Dude like good fucking player. Cops come in the house and the cops like there's blood everywhere right. And he's like the paint kicked in. I guess finally he was in so much pain. Because the the trauma is i was like head was like swollen full shut and the cop goes Comes and goes anybody else in the house. He's like no intention jumps so he's in pain in the kids like you say on. The couch is no. There's no kids or why not. Just me man. Joe myself macos. Why would we try killing yourself. And he goes up. Because i hate myself like let's get you out of here. And then now he's better get some treatment stuff like that but he lost his. I know everything else. Normal facial christ. Everything's normal just don't have an i and ii patches trying to get back to baseball i'm not trying to get back to baseball is very tough. Private can happen. How old is he was young. The twenty four. There's a similar story where some girl tried to kill herself because she had you know she was depressed and all that stuff so shed a shotgun. I think and try to shoot her head but she just blew her face off. Associated got a face transplant. And then she wanted to live again afterwards. Steerable face transplant stoker. Oh my god if you've see them it's so it's tough to look at not we'll be able to grow faces back eventually but do family opera do phantom of the upper but full bath. I don't know it's been is the stuff that doing shoe see like off the movie. Hannibal issue you've seen issue. Yes juicy gotta find face right by better and they have to take the face has to take to your sterile anyways yeah. Do you guys remember home improvement. Jonathan teams thomas. Yeah okay that's him before right so this isn't girls this is. Is this an interesting thing. Because i guess he was never on camera for the last eight years. No one knew what he looked like what he looks just completely different disappeared. You did death. School got an educate. Yes he did but then after that completely gone right so this is this is now looks completely different. There's nothing wrong. It's just weird that he looks so different using age. You look the same but just with wrinkles and stuff but he looks completely different. We sure that's the same. That's what i that's multiple. I saw multiple articles. The first one is knows. That's a standard new yorker. There's no new york. Even the lifts understand why was lips than out. It's a good question but then he's like puckering up for that little jewel as you get older. Though your lips get a little thinner. I used to have a full mouth so they said here's no fun so hard to believe too but there's multiple articles on this. That's him buddy. And there's on page six dot com. That's him holy fi. He's me a thousand guests. I would never just see. His lips are pretty full there. Yeah he town doesn't look like he's exercise and by the way he vapes and he's doing his thing so i mean if you're out of the spotlight just home all day you don't get that much. Tend to little dogs too little. Pulau that's nuts. Yes so different piece other ones in prison for domestic violence or he was arrested for the blanket that look nothing like any other number is imposing so the tim the doing anything art so nevada has its first ever miss or transgender issue. Like tie or something like that. No no tie a trick and rica's fair. Hey cataluna rica's has made. I didn't make out with one too. I never met with you. Did i didn't tell you on the show. I said we were there. And brody stevens. God bless liberals seems there and this lady boy was hitting on him and i said brody if you take back gal home you are not a game at that is a that is a female through and through as far as the degree and she is google gorgeous and i don't see one trace of masculine because a lot of times you can see the hands the structure of the body apple not in this case at all and i was like that is now. I may have said i would have made our record of you. Tell me how you're making out doing hurt her feelings. That wasn't in thailand. Oh oh oh my bad. My bad i was. I was a young man. I didn't know what was going on. And then he grabbed my hand. She and then i and then i don't insi- wouldn't hurt if you want her feeling then. Pretend you don't want to hurt her feelings sucking. I guess her a little bit more and then i just first transgender gender miss nevada and love to write other rights. The right and then she's going to be the first one to qualify for misuse. Or you know she can actually enter it. Hopefully the quality is better there. You created so many problems in this for a while. I've lived in silence and learn to hate myself to the point that i received so much hate that i just prayed that i would never wake up one day. Well so anyways she's killing it now. Here's her instagram. Yeah i mean. She's just no trace of masculine. Now that's what i mean. That's age dater christian. That's a beautiful gal. We just said there's no trace same. Enter you better. You better question. Is you drink and you got a couple of drinks in you. Guys are out to dinner and your friends. It's not a big deal in the she. She says me look at that and she says why. Don't you ever kiss. I would have no problem if you hooked up with. Not at all not at all. I'm going to. I'm going to talk about it on the podcast. But i'm not gonna now. She's that's a. That's a gal to me man. I mean that's clearly somebody who that's clearly a man who is trapped in a women's i mean a woman trapped in a man's body and then did look at science so there you go christian answer would you be down if she's post up than maybe. Maybe that's a bigger hardware than me at the time then. I think there's any going on down there about christian dictum well. I believe that guys weren't that top you. How would you know. Told me they told you that he and his brother doesn't give them an agius. Listen i will give it to christian. He does he does all right. Good for you congrats. I know i mean you know. You're you're short. Italian makes we gotta figure out what you're working with me very important for us. We're gonna take a. I know tailpiece. Congratulations all right. Well what kind of peace we talking about a hockey. I was thinking. More like a nice kielbasa sausage. 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Yeah he's definitely not brazilian because this is all very gay. He's really weird so sorry can't find him. That's all right. I'm sure people let us know it's amazing how there goes my computer. How essentially mainstream clear. Yeah you got clear history got you got clear that current events or big hit everybody. I hope you learned everything here. We don't know what i'm talking about. Oh it's fourth of july weekend plans barbecue at the group. What are you doing going to europe. The frustrates mission resigned. But i figured the next two weeks. I feel bad about that. I really do. Should i do let me for two weeks. At least i'm doing thing like start my own fucking studio that we figured out the calabasas fight companion. Show though. me cody garbrandt josh. The punk comps. In whom i forget bradley bradley rally martin. Who's bradley martin. The big youtuber fitness youtuber. He's building we. Brian was here when he was on right. Now probably martin. 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We'll be for the deontay wilder and tyson fury fighting. Make that lobby here. I think it's the twenty six. I'll be there. I'll be there for that on the set it's going to be so dope man. What do you see. I can't wait. i'll be there i'm in. La for shows in la happening soon. July sixteenth seventeenth ha los angeles california. Come on out. Almost all shows sold out july sixteenth or seventeenth. Then i'm in tacoma washington right outside seattle july twenty nine to thirty first august twelfth fourteenth. Las vegas nevada grand opening of wise guys right outside the strip there in las vegas. Nevada r- allied north carolina august twenty. First heroin nope refused to september ninth through eleventh. San jose california san jose improv. And then i don't know why it's not on their whoever created this graphic slap in the face. San antonio is september twenty four twenty fifth. That's the bud light. At and t. courtyard right there. In san antonio biggest shows. I've ever done one show on friday. One show on saturday in order to get tickets go use the presale code thick thick with three cs laugh special merch there just for the san antonio crowd can only get in person. Special spurs inspired boy merch. Oh and if you get the premium ticket three the twenty fourth or twenty fifth show. The premium tickets is four hundred of them comes with a meet and greet. I don't think it says on the tickets but there will be meet and greets for those proceedings all right. I'm looking dry sixteenth. Seventeenth los angeles. Let's ride that's dealing with the big day. Could be there. And i got houston improv in august adjust. It's the twenty first. I'm not sure improv improv. Than i got. I got the hartford connecticut now. I'm not doing that already are for anymore. Hey guys one thing. I always forget is of. We are re. We are running audio only conspiracy social club. God casts no because of youtube. And they'll they'll ban shit so but we were running the old episodes back every monday. So if you want to listen to the audio of that. It's me and sam tripoli and we've laid down some. He's so far. Because i love them and we're not allowed to put it on youtube if you on youtube. They're going to ban you because they'll they'll ban us like. You're talking about like vaccine conspiracies about everything sam those deep now. So what happens is if you're talking about like government official we talk. We talk about everything. Sam talks about everything. I tried to bunket right but i think i created the show. We we we get into these crazy but some of them are so good. And i was like. Let's let's run because it was on patriot for so long. Now we're on rockford exclusively. Oh because we jumped over to rock video video. Took us off. I for yeah. What are you guys talking a lot. It's whenever you talk about conspiracy then meal the samples no punches. 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