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About Last Night

02:46 min | 3 months ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on About Last Night

"What do I put this in a bottle and throw it into the. Ocean. Spore, who's GonNa. Find this fucking Tony Robbins. Bats. One of my one of my power walks, I, a bottle with the job. Search, if you see two mummies making out to get it to a mile. Never, attempted never seen a Tony Robbins impression only seen the dark spot on dude. On because he has a big talk about a guy that laughs you feel like he's put a curse on your family and when breaks you down to cry, you feel like you owe money and you do. Yeah. Yeah, and you do and you. Yeah. and He, yeah, he's taking your debit card out of your back pocket as you wearing but. He, wraps. All Right Pete, enjoy the weekend comedy sex God wherever fold. That would mean people check that out. You made it Weird Pete. Holmes Dot. com for specials and and and all the jets. Go Ria binge-watch crashing this time I'm sure you're getting those messages. Right. But that is something I should be promoting more is because I know people are looking for things to watch boy? Did we work hard on that show and a browder? It's on HBO. Max. Yep. Thanks man. It's so good I probably told you last than we potted but I got my my mom into it and she binged she binge watches a show if she loves it and she's very picky dude and she went right through it dude. got a front row seat to this world. But Dude, she just fucking I mean call me after every episode to because I was just like. It. was also because it was so close to home, she wanted to talk about it and. I, the sound a little pretentious. But I wanted to make a show that helped parents of comedians and helped friends of commute just helped our species helped him be understood a little bit more. That's I. Always have that ready to say when I met. Seinfeld. I can't remember if I said this to him, I. Think Related. But he anything I. When he made comedian the documentary, I was like, thanks for making it easier for people to understand what we do. So I'm glad to that had that effect on you I. Really Good All right buddy. Okay. Thanks. Thanks media. Just. quit he just quit, right? Yeah. Says you're good. Okay. Guy Thanks Buddy Bill Gates wow. Can't believe it. WHO's Q.. dammit..

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:21 min | 8 months ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Weird with me. Homesick. What's happening? Where does this is the return? The return return of Moshe casher one of my favorite comedians and one of my favorite friends. One of my favorite people The originator of a racist Stephen Hawking medium soup here is curious if you haven't heard the first two Mo she's There to my favorite episodes in the third is no exception. He's wonderful so as I always say. Let's get to it quickly. I do want to say that I'm on tour right now. You know. Stand up comedy. Cleveland San Jose. Houston you bet. Phoenix Saint Louis and added Salt Lake. City I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you go to Pete. Holmes Dot Com for all of those tickets and more as we add them. It's me and the incredible Lara Bites. It's an incredible show. Hope to see you out on the road. We're also doing a live. You made it weird here in Los Angeles. We haven't done a live one in a while. It's going to be great to see some Weirdos live and the guest. I'm stoked is Kenny. Gee that's come on me and Kenny me. And the J. that's march eighteenth at Largo and then just about a week later March twenty fifth or is that exactly a week. That's exactly a week. March twenty fifth is my living at Largo show Which is always incredible Zach. Galifianakis did the last one serious Silverman often does it. Largo Dash Away Dot com for tickets to those. It's going to be so fun. I'm so glad we're doing a live one and getting the hang out in person so hope you can make it. I do want to shout out to the old Pete's picks you guys know these I don't do normal and I only endorse things. I actually use and truly love every single day. The first is Ka Cha Ka Chabba. Kochav is a plant based superfood drink. Mix Born in the jungle. The CATAVA team are legit explorers. I mean that for real when we had a conference call. They're always traveling around the world looking for the most exotic nutrient rich superfoods that have been revered by tribal cultures for centuries and they brought them all together in one delicious. Incredible meal replacement basically. That's too cheap way to put it. It's not just a meal replacement it is a meal and it keeps you full for hours..

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:10 min | 8 months ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Our Cleveland. San Jose Houston Phoenix and Saint Louis tickets for all of those are at Pete Holmes Dot Com and I also want to give a shout out to our sponsor my pizza pick for this episode is my favorite pit shop. I'm on the road. Hard to eat healthy heart e. plant based hard to get enough plant based protein. Hard to get enough plant based superfood nutrition in my life especially when I'm on the road and that's why I always travel with Catava. Job is a paycheck. Because I love it. Kinda use it. It is a plant based SUPERFOOD DRINK. Mix made with the most nutrient rich exotic superfoods that have been revered by tribal cultures for centuries. It's one hundred percents plant based as Omega threes which we all know we need but not from weird anonymous fish that have been factory farmed and rooting around in their own crap. It's from plants. Chia seeds flax seeds and wonderful source of Omega three fatty acids. It's got eight super fruit got seventeen. Greens and veggies. There's no gluten. There's no soy. There's no artificial sweeteners. There's no preservatives or artificial preservatives. I should say it's got just enough coconut nectar which is a low glycemic sweetener which will not spike your blood. Sugar sugar does and it's got powdered coconut milk in it. Which means all you have to do is add water. Shake it up. It becomes creamy and chocolate or vanilla if you'd asked And you can get digested support. Built in twenty four grams of plant based protein bill. Tim Nine Grams of fiber built in but the kick is it's actually delicious. I always choked at Val loves it. Meaning she doesn't like a lot of the weird hippie foods that I eat. She loves it. I'm make it for her with almond milk and frozen strawberries. It takes like a strawberry chocolate milk shakes but the best part is it makes you feel amazing. It gets you high on nutrients like macaroni. Which is wonderful for vitality for energy rocket cow. Which is an incredible mood. Elevator and also gives you wonderful energy and nutrients that are hard to find in a process and.

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:39 min | 8 months ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Does sorry? This is driving a little bit late. It's Wednesday morning. Usually the APP is out by now. But I'm just recording the intro because Katie texted me last night. Hey where's the intro? And I said whoops I got stoned. I've forgot I forgot. It was Tuesday and I didn't I didn't want to do is donate intro. There's a lot of things to read and promote and plug and I didn't want to do it so I'm sorry. It's a little bit late. But this is Joey King Who? I had such a delightful chat with her from the act. She is an incredible actor and incredible person. And a fan of the show. So we talked about All the usual stuff because she knew the deal and I enjoyed it very very much. So let's get into it as I always say as quickly as possible. I AM GOING TO BE IN CLEVELAND. well that's march march twelfth. Cleveland I was going to say this month almost Cleveland and San Jose and Houston then. Phoenix and Saint Louis has been rescheduled so go to Pete. Holmes DOT COM. Come see me do a new our standup Pete. Holmes Dot Com all all your ticket needs. It's me and Laura Bites which is just so fun. I'm also wearing my undies. You guys know that. I don't do traditional ads for this podcast. I do Promotions for things that I absolutely actually use and truly love and right now. I'm wearing my lounge pants a couple years ago. I guess maybe it was three years ago. Now Val and I just decided are under was bombing us out Pun. Not Intended. It was bombing us out. I was like I'm a grown man. I want to start my day. Putting on your underwear is one of the first things you do. I want to start my day in a positive good way that makes me feel happy and supported to be honest. I found me on these from other podcasts. To be honest they were being promoted there. I decided to give them a try. And I'm so glad I did. It is micro modell fabric which is super super super soft sustainable. Softest heck made from trees and it makes it feel like it's your birthday in your drawers. They make sizes from extra small to four X al. I actually like getting a little bit big. I wear three ex because I don't want them to be. That's the right fit for me. That's that's what feels right And then I get the lounge pants. That's what I'm wearing right now. Those are my. Pj's for the lounge. Man's they also make onesies incredible onesies zip up and feel like you're back in the womb but softer and they have truly fun and cool patterns. You can get ordinary..

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:36 min | 9 months ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"You Walk You made it weird with what's happening Weirdos. This is the incredible Brendan Skin Al.. He's just one one of the most talented and Hilarious comedians. I've come across lately and a wonderful He's an actor and writer as well. He's on the show. Heather's he's going to be in the upcoming show bonding a net flex definitely check them out online. We talk a lot about his sketch. Work as well with my friend. Sam Fischel so give that a youtube. If if you're curious to those to those to those of you who have been coming out to the dates the tour dates thank you for coming out and brea. It was awesome. I am on the road. Currently the with Lara Bites. It's a double headliner show. She is incredible. The whole show is awesome. But it's me doing new hour of stand up as well and we are going to be in oxnard snored Nashville Saint. Louis Cleveland San Jose Houston and Phoenix. Those are all confirmed. Tickets are at Pete. Holmes DOT COM. Hope to you see you out on the road. It's great to get a chance to see Weirdos live so please come out and support if if you nasty I also want to plug. What do I want want to plug my largo show? February seventh is my next Largo. But that's every month always highlight of my month. Doing stand up with special guests like jet appetizer. Silverman tag elephant ACAS. These are some of the people that have been popping by lately. Go to Largo Dash. La Dot Com. Always Nice to see you guys at that About comedy sex. God is available now. I don't have much to plug we can do. The Pete's picks Pete's picks as you know I got him right here on my desk. The original Pete's pick doc. I have a special promo. This is not the Usual Promo for Charlotte's Web. I have a forty percent off Promo holy cow for Charlotte's Web. If you guys have been waiting to try the hemp oil that I swear by you guys know. I don't do ads for things. That are just random. I do ads for things that I actually love and Charlotte's web hemp oil. He's absolutely absolutely a secret weapon. A plant ally in my arsenal for me. CBD Oil has been a wonderful anxiety reducer and a mood. Elevator helps me relax. It helps me. Work and focus helps me ease and flow into whatever it is. I'm doing it also just really takes the edge off not in an in an intoxicant way doesn't get you high. It just sort of helps you. Soften the The tension that you might be experiencing and this is just me speaking anecdotally really. That is the feeling I get. I used to call my happy juice. When I was onset at crashing I would say please give me my happy that my cbd it was just something that would help me ease and flow and say yes to what it was that I was doing while keeping me in the game you hear him? You think cannabis. It's not the same as canvas there's no thc there's very very very very very low amount because they use science to push for the CD. CD is what you're getting. Everybody knows it's a hot product now but The Stanley brothers are the only company that I've found that grow their CD in Denver in Colorado for human consumption for medicinal purposes. So it is a wonderful wonderful thing to take instead of pharmaceutical and that is why I swear by it. Guess what forty percent off their bestselling seventeen milligram oil in any flavor. You can get mint chocolate chocolate. which is what I like them? Twist Orange Blossom or original olive oil and for up until.

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:37 min | 10 months ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Then Oxnard the NASHVILLE THAN SAINT LOUIS THAN CLEVELAND CLEVELAND. Then San Jose Houston and Phoenix. I'm also going to be right here in Los Angeles. Doing my monthly Largo show. The next one is January. Eleven tickets at Largo Dash Dot com tickets to all the other shows that I just mentioned at Pete. Holmes DOT COM. Today's Pete's pick is one one and done simple easy. One of my favorite child could Chaba. You guys know this by now. I only do Sponsorships for products that I love and US every day could've absolutely fits the bill. It is usually my breakfast is often my lunch and sometimes dinner. Not just because it's easy but because it's delicious makes me feel fantastic and keeps me full for hours. Could shove is a plant. Based born in the jungle nutrient rich superfood drink mix. That is so easy to make you put a couple of groups in water. That's right water and shake it up and you're ready to go. The reason that works is because they're powdered coconut milk in there which mixes with the water which becomes coconut milk. There's Rock Cowan there so it's chocolate and coconut milk. So it's creamy smooth chocolate delicious just enough coconut nectar in there which is a low glycemic which means it doesn't spike your blood sugar sweetener. So it's just we'd enough. It's just creamy enough. It's just chocolate enough and then boom they sneak in all of this unbelievable hard to find plant based nutrition that so many people are looking to get more into their diets. But maybe you don't know how I always point people to Java.

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

11:25 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"There's no need to clean up your game this round so people start kind of acting a little bit different so for for control reasons that was sort of taken but my open to it one hundred. I have no memory of past lives if you do. He's telling you I. I went to one when I was in my twenties. I was alert. I'm still allergic to cats so I wanted to find out why and so they kind of it's kind of a trick. They kind of make you make up the story so you make up the narrative in the my case as how this lovely lady worked older lady handicapped very interesting And and she said okay. You're going to go now. Tell me where you are. I said I'm going to get over my cat allergy. That's why what I'm GONNA use this session for like twenty three twenty four living in Hollywood and she goes. Okay so Where are you? I said I'm I'm going to GYP. Shen you're you're hypnotized at this point kind of but not really but I'm letting myself flea safely relaxed. I'm very relaxed. She's massaging prostate whether good full and I'm I'm laying there and And she's sitting there like a therapist in her in her wheelchair and And it's like a General Motors movie. Basically anybody would know what that reference means and then I I Say Okay. I'm young fair on fourteen. I'm on a slab. They have your four Oregon's the little pots for for your organs and the Egyptian religion or faith or whatever that was and My cat I can't move. I've been laying there for a while. I got a foot soldier standing there. That were the he's alive and I am dying and the cat gets on my chest. I'm too weak. Starts eating at my chest and so then I go. Oh that makes sense you know metaphorically. That's I'm eating my chest. I'm going to be allergic to cats. My lungs my throat affecting me now and then Years later I go and get on the show full House and my first assistant director. He reminds me of this image of the guy I that I had as my foot soldier as I was fourteen year old Pharaoh and then for Christmas one year he gives me all this art and Egyptian jewelry. Three statues gave me horace the falcon-headed God no No a big bucket of Mike Mike Pancreas and and it was just kind of weird so that was. That's very weird. I love that. Yeah so you're open to it still. I'm open to stuff. I also think the right now we have to pay attention to what's here now I think we're not I think you can well. Reincarnation doesn't really solve the problem. It just gives you another go around. It also tells people get on a plane and fly no building because you're going to have seventy five virgins but many of us are getting in trouble for having seventy five virgins agents here on earth And I don't think that's fair anymore. No jokin joking wrong. Talk Click Bait so so Doc Oh my God no i. I know what you're saying. Religious beliefs certainly can be mobilized in terrible ways but the idea. Ah is interesting that maybe you would die and go into another body and you know what there are billions of people throughout history that have greeted with you. I I plan to go into another body this evening. Really well soon as As a he he he. I'm glad I asked well. Yeah so so. You've you've had a lot of experiences like that right with wet with flames you getting getting a feeling like you've been somewhere before then figured out that it was something not not directly. No I just I sort of feel like reincarnation makes sense because whatever life is whatever the forest bind life seems to really enjoy being it seems to constantly push up what falls down yes up and back up and the evidence for that. Is this the fact that this existed existed. So Ramda's would say this incarnation suggests other incarnations. It's like my joke. That I say an afterlife makes sense to me. And then after life including another life on on earth or another place like earth or whatever makes sense because this is the evidence that that happens like life doesn't make sense and here it is so an afterlife or another life is obviously a potential because this is happening. We didn't ask for this. This is a mystery. No one fully understand this and here it is so let's work with that. We have this but people bushing his his time. So it's all going on at the same time for sure we'll round would say that he said ended and that's already that's right and all all of your incarnations are happening at the same time and at the end you realize you were sort of everybody that sort of the real twist well. I do believe that it's not just. Bob Sagged who was Danny Tanner. That'd that'd be a hell of a way to die. Yeah and and you we're we're all you have many facets to you so those facets come you have faucets let's have leakage from menu in your tap the needs to be shut down a very firm. Yeah but because of its tripping and spotting running but I would say that you know there's so much to all people but some people there isn't there isn't there's not a lot yes some people are skating on on the surface. It's one speed. So what were they domke. I mean you know I don't know yeah you might say what I say. All the time is when I'm I just with round US a couple of weeks ago and it was like this. This is good Karma. This is like a lot of great spiritual teachers that I know. They're talking to the crowd and everything. You have incredible Karma that you even having conversations like this was a lot of people are just eating fried dough and drinking and doing six and that's fine. That's actually we're have to go right now. That's where I'm going to have to set it. Put My head between the person's legs next to me dispeat- normally and of an auction to drop out of their legs. Put It on them. I yeah don't even put a near mouth came out of their legs. Here's the final question and I I'm excited the answer's yes and Fifteen inches in with the Dave Cooley. I was like the third guest on this podcast. No Way. Isn't that crazy. That's open for him. I Love Day. He was great sweet kind. He refused to cut it out. He did it the cut it out and cut it in. Oh by tried. No I know he wants to cut it in it. He and I have stories that I can't tell their their their long stories. What do you mean well does by book has at you you? You'd like my Daddy. Yeah you'd like did you read it I read. Yeah Yeah I wrote it and didn't have ghost rider and John. Oliver did my book talk and then had to read three and a half pages out of it because I talked about real serious stuff. Life's about out at the same time worrying that as I get older I'll be draining out of my my penis and I'll be living on the fluid on my steps and die and so he does read three and a half pages he couldn't help it. We did a very long book talk I love. Have you written a book I have. I'll give it to you on the way uh-huh I do want it. It's called comedy sex. God it's about comedy Texan. God I WanNa read it. You may read it. I'm honored that you want to read. You know what I'll download it. You don't have to give give me a cop. I'd love to give you a copy because it's fun. I would like it if you gave me a call we can just throw it at John stamos I will goose creek. He's a Greek God himself. He's you know. Yeah I've seen stamos. I've never met him but I was up to do. He walked by. He's a good friend. He smelled as you'd want them to. Yeah very much very very sardine. Yeah I always thought his wife on full House right. It was his wife. Just Wipe Laurie. I thought she was real looker. Yes she's a pretty girl yes she was very beautiful. That's all stainless gets all the love and I just wanted to give her shout. That's all good. Yeah nobody gets hurt. Here's my question in your life. If you can the time you laughed the hardest. Can you think of it. That is really tough Here the guideline do you want the guidelines. I give that sometimes help. Yeah it doesn't have to be a great story. Just think of a time when you were laughing really really hard. Perhaps you were a pharaoh when you're fourteen just tears coming down your face your stomach hurts. who were you with? How old are you? You know you know what it might be. Dave Yeah what was that. Nothing you're getting robbed Dave Kuya has done some things that are things you can't do. They're announce. OC appropriate they have to do with his body parts He can pull his lower package over his little pin and then run around and yell. Oh you know. He's he's a butterfly you know I mean he's a clown you was a nudity clown. He was nudity inappropriate situation. Actually he he did. I was a party for me for my birthday. I was single For many years and and we're Vegas in the bowling suite at the palms corrupt bowling alley. No it's great. There's muggers and every there's a hooker and every lane and hooker lane numbers around Dave's pack. Oh he the as little baby bumpers. He's got a small pens. Got A pacifier into tiny little. He goes naked and smashes his entire body. Not Those parts against the window then opened his mouth as Zeki played hockey a lot. So this is only made those guys laugh. Yeah puts his mouth wide open against the window and then blows air into it so that it looks like Wallace and gromit. Yeah on a on a ferris in exactly mouth full of air air and then the same time and it just wears you down it just you just done. I mean he's smashed and then you look at the glass and he just went out. It is always discussed. Here's the shroud of Kuli'ou`Ou it's a it's an angel in the snow but he he has made me if I may. That's out of control you. That's the show that I didn't get. I want to get it. And he got. Oh Wow yeah. I thought he pitched that no he got IT I. It was a job for higher. He didn't pitch shit if he says he did. He lied well. We're GONNA have to go back and listen at double speed. Yeah let's do that and then cut it out. I will cut all of this out. I also remember because I was new at podcasting and he was like people always want to know what I made on full House. What did you pull down for for what did you make? I'm just kidding. I'll google it. People always want no no money and then it's not true when they say your net worth and stuff. It's just not true. I know I usually find it always much more. Oh good pulling I got new shoes sticker. Wow and hitting US you want free. They're broken in already like they look kind of well. I was These issues have been for four days because I I haven't gone home. I'm so sorry yeah I hope your head on leaving town good do stand up. So I'm on tour. Great people can find me out there on Pete. Holmes DOT COM. 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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

05:23 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Raleigh I always WANNA say rallies Raleigh North Carolina Orlando Brea Oxnard Cleveland and Houston more days. This coming on the way in the meantime enjoy the wonderful. Bob Get into sorry for the low audio quality. You guys also just added Nashville. I'm coming to Nashville tickets at Pete. Holmes DOT COM. Does it just makes people think Oh really upsetting story. I feel like I'm getting I'm missing out. What's what's the name of your book if People WanNa read a story about an amnesty your anesthesiologists? I'm an anesthesiologist. He he went and you are in St Zealander Way. Because he because their water wasn't breaking and he was getting impatient cold back now doc. The anesthesiologist getting impatient. And he's answered my white quick texting. Yeah we've been made on your year. Eventually we'll talk. What do you mean oh your new wife Yeah? Well I've been divorced for twenty four years. Yeah I don't count it right so no I don't account divorce. I consider you still married. I had no I have zero. He's getting nothing. That's unfortunate. I guess you have wait a minute. Maybe even knew that. Yeah but I didn't hear you would've heard you more pete and the headphones please as even more Bob We get less Bob. Kevin Anthony. Thank you honey doing Pete Holmes podcast right now love you a lot and we'll get back to into ours. Miss this you know and then I didn't add who is turn me up. That's me I like the little bit of what you just did. No update doing a podcast right. Now it's just dangerous. Love you just dangerous well. We got evacuated so oh fire no I had had my bows cleaned your fun. I was evacuated Even in the face of flame uh-huh Riffa in the middle. I was making jokes with the cops and they were Nice. They let me stay longer. Oh they don't want to say this on the air. Why not well because because you lever when each other people had two minutes in their homes and I had twenty so oh that's ten ten x that I gotta go leave town to go beyond tour so I had to pack had no close and right the option would have been good at the airport in get shirts at the airport right at the USA store or USA? They have looks brothers. Also where you get. Oh I know I wanna do a breakthrough brothers. I literally thought two of them and I like them. What to what burks brothers shirts. Oh they were. They were tapered too thin for my frame. I I get cold on planes now. I don't know if it's now. Our all menopausal be are kind of thing and I don't like it that they used to have blankets on on places still do they still Kinda do they still times. Are you sitting at the back. Let me tell you where I'm doing. Things are good. I was GONNA try and omit that from the story. I think it's one of the funniest thing flying on a fedex. It's a fedex package. You're in a box. It's me and Wilson it is you get it. The I've I've who doesn't I mean the guy got delivered. Finally I liked five. Fedex finally showed up. I liked that what was in it though. I don't remember it was in the Fedex. said he finally delivered right. He in castaway finally as a as a fork in the road. You delivered something it was. It was the the postman too. I unplugged my headphones. At least he didn't do this. This is a disaster here okay. It's just your head on my God go. Oh my God. It worked Sony. Got You Tony's gray. But he put it somewhere where I could do it again do the elliptical. Now here I guess to do it on the elliptical. So how long have you been doing your podcast. I don't know how seven years what's your middle Middle Name. Is this benedict. You'RE GONNA do the quest. Your what's your name. Let me get terrible terrible well. That's it entered Bob. The terrible Bob. The it's lane links dream you got you struck out nice. My parents named me after a butler. And then the last name United Meet Fun of. Yeah no I know but in Russia it was zagged or Zogaj but it doesn't matter because if I soon as I say that I'm profiled you want me dead so yeah you're either. Well you were growing up at a time when Russia was extra not good no not now they rule us. Yeah Yeah I don't know they have all say in. All we do have all spice day old spice all his old all spices prices great. I don't know what it is. I remember there was I used to go on Ebay.

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:45 min | 1 year ago

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"You Walk Yeah you made it weird with meat homes if what's happening. Where does this is Bob Sagging? I had never ever met Bob I've seen maybe once or twice around but never met and this is one of those great. You made it weird episodes by the end. I think we were pals and you get to We get to listen in on that I am doing stand up. Stand up comedy and I'm going to be in Rally Raleigh North Carolina this weekend and November Twenty second through the twenty fourth followed by Orlando Brea. California Oxnard California Cleveland Ohio and Houston Texas. More dates rates are going to be added. All of those dates are going to be are are are are available at Pete Holmes Dot Com right now. I do want to give a shoutout to well. Also my Largo show November twenty six if you're going to be in LA. We do that monthly. It's called living at Largo. There's also a vinyl final version of that show. We recorded one of them and put it out on vinyl all proceeds. Go to the littlest tumor foundation eight hundred pound gorilla records dot com slash keep homes. That's a good. That's a good Christmas or holiday or Hanukkah or whatever gift. Yeah for for the Pete Holmes Having Your House I WANNA give a shout out to the Pete's picks you guys know. The specs are things that I use and love and swear by and use every day. The first and original Peach pick is Charlotte's web hemp oil. You hear happy think we'd it's not we'd it. CBD They you science to remove the. THC You see. THC is what gets you stoned or intoxicated. And they leave the body and brain beneficial. Cbd I know there are a lot of CBD oils out there. Uh Charlotte's web is an incredibly reputable company. They made this formula for a young girl named Charlotte who was having seizures and see this. CD Oil is what helped her Overcome come that for me. Personally I find it to be a wonderful wonderful wonderful plant ally and mood elevator and anxiety. Reducer it helps me work and concentrate and focus and flow and yield and give in to whatever it is. I'm trying to do whether it be acting writing Doing stand up and also it just helps me smile a little bit quicker laugh a little bit faster They also make wonderful. CBD Bombs and creams for soothing. The Skin I get the original formula mint chocolate flavor tastes like thin mint like a girl scout..

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:14 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Needs And you can try the best thing to do is to try it and you'll be showing your support of this podcast you can go to. CW HEMP DOT com slash. Weird use. Promo Code Keep It crispy nine thousand nine hundred and you'll get ten percent off your purchase. The other mood elevating pizza pick is catava. CATAVA is a plant based superfood. Drink connects that basically gets you high on a nutrient superfood overload. It's one hundred percent plant based you're GONNA get your Omega threes which everybody he knows you need for brain function from Chia seed and flaxseed. There's superfoods eight super fruits built in Seventeen Greens and veggies very hard hard for me to find Greens and veggies. When I'm traveling? That's why I was a child with me when I'm traveling. It's gluten free. It's free artificial sweetener free preservative. Free has just enough coconut nectar. which is a low glycemic sweetener? So it's not going to spike your blood sugar but it's actually going to taste. Delicious has powdered. Coconut milk in their mixes with the water makes it creamy and chocolate or Vanilla E.. If you nasty just with water. It's incredible you really can make this movie just with water or when I making Cabal I make it with almond milk in a throw frozen. Strawberries and their tastes like chocolate strawberry ice cream. It's incredible it's got twenty four grams of plant based protein. It's got nine grams of fiber. And it's actually delicious. It makes you feel incredible. It's got the rock a cow in there. It's got macaroni in there. which is wonderful for vitality -ality and for energy? I got add to my smoothie but it turns out it is the SMOOTHIE. It's as close as I've found to a meal replacement or a meal in a Pill Hill. Perfect for people that have baby they get some up a lot in the night and they sometimes have two free hands to make a meal but they wanna feel full and satiated and happy. You can try it and show your support of the show. Go to Catava K. A. C. H. A. V. A. dot com slash. Weird and. You'll get twenty percents percents off your order All right let's roll into the song here. I hope to see you guys. In North Carolina Orlando Oxnard Cleveland or Houston Pete Holmes Dot COM for standup door..

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:16 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"In my my opener Monu opener only gonNA say old open also Fairfield Connecticut Boston New York cary North Carolina and eat and chat with some of some of the weirdoes after the show such as such a great show thank you for being there so I'll as their added just always if you'd like check Pete Holmes Dot com once a month regardless of when you hear of this here this episode I'm going to be at Largo Doing Pete Holmes living at Largo Largo dash away dot com not go entirely to the littlest tumor foundation which is an incredible foundation and I think that's all I really have to plug except for it is the only CD that I know that has grown in America in Denver for human consumption CBD oil from me as one it doesn't get you stoned plant ally for me anecdotally speaking it is a wonderful anti-anxiety is a mood elevator almost all the pizza pigs have mood elevators if you've noticed at work and you want to take it thing that doesn't take you out of the game it's not an intoxicant it just gives you a healthy happy glow that's running almost perceptual but you can feel it if you look for Charley's web hemp oil every day almost every day certainly every day the past four months I love it because I can work on it I can write on it it helps me when I'm and they also make uh-huh and creams if you WanNa get CBD Hamp on you topically for soothing your skin These are wonderful ailments I have older friends grandparent anti-people in my life that have aches and pains and swear that internally and externally Charlotte's web is.

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:48 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"It off you made it weird with the whole what's happening where does so happy that Rhett and link our guests on ethical morning I'm sure many of you know who they are and if you don't hear about your in I'm GonNa say you're in for a treat Couple things to plug I have some new tour dates Orlando Orlando Florida you bet keep your eye out at Disneyworld those days because it will probably be walking around with Lara Bites Lando we're going to be adding even more dates at Pete Holmes Dot Com thank you to everybody that came out to Washington DC that was an incredible show I was so happy to it or follow me on twitter or Instagram we'll be posting on their all these new silly silly fun boy the tour stand up dates also going to be at Largo that's once a month I have my records my vinyls at eight hundred pound gorilla records dot com slash Pete Holmes the proceeds for the living at Largo picks the sweet picks I got my alphabrain. I got my Charlotte's Web Charlotte's web the original Pete's pick is is hemp oil cbd oil I'm seeing CBD everywhere I go in coffee shops I see it at the airport sometimes people are selling CBD why do I love The Stanley brothers cbd science to remove the THC they leave the body and brain beneficial compound CBD CBD Gig if you're curious it is a wonderful about elevating that mood I like taking it when I'm stressed it is a wonderful as I said allied having your corner when you're feeling stressed and you're the happiness fire burning inside of you very pleasant warm gentle fire glowing inside of you and that is why I swear and appaling it helps me if I'm trying to wind down at night and I need to get some rest I get the mint chocolate flavor tastes like thin mint works even better than thin mint the original formula it's a little bit more expensive but you can literally just take a few drops of it so a small bottle is going to last you a very long time.

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:57 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"You saw yeah you made it weird with me homesick what's happening Weirdos Washington DC Fairfield Connecticut boss I'm going to be adding even more dates and tickets for all of those shows and any upcoming shows will always be at Pete Holmes Dot Com hope to see you on the Oh baby this is will forte what a thrill to have well on the show we did a live show at Largo speaking of which my logo show is going to be on November twenty sixth this month but it's always once a month at Largo to Largo Dash L. A. dot com if you're in the La area and WanNa come see me do stand up every month regardless of when you hear this so let's get to will as I always say as quickly as possible hope to see on the road show your support of this podcast by checking in competes pick Pete's pick seen these are actually products that I love and use and in this case and wearing literally right now I'm wearing Crean Berry me I'm these that's right me these a lot of people do ads for me undies I don't know if they act they I'm assuming they do but I can tell you for me I really where and I really love me on these and the best time to get into these might be the holiday season meaning the best holiday how hallows eve coline they had the best prints for all the holidays but the Halloween Prince really do put me in a good mood all of their prints are funny they're cool put me in a good mood when I'm when I'm throwing on underwear in the morning and Halloween is a great time to get into it for those of you that don't know Vallon I retired or grown ass people of having just not good underwear I had heard about me on these on other podcasts and I did a complete me undies overhaul this is before they were a sponsor I just went on their website but dozens and dozens of pairs for both of us and I love them they are made from micro modell fabric which is take multiple times softer than cotton incredibly incredibly soft incredibly perfect that right kind of cozy but not too tight fit make lounge pants which I swear by in fact I often record this podcast while wearing my undies lounge pans and they make onesies grownup onesies so incredible prince incredible fit incredible onesies incredible lounge pants these are the underwears underwear uses for you and if you WANNA get some really guaranteed to win first prize at the costume contest underwear get it.

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:30 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Washington DC Fairfield Connecticut Boston New York Orlando and just announced today I will becoming too North Carolina as well go to Pete Holmes DOT COM and they'll be even more dates added to the website so just check Pete Holmes Dot Com and I'm sure I'm coming in somewhere near you guys And I do want to say yes largo I'm also doing my monthly Largo show here in Los Angeles I also have vinyls available at eight hundred pound gorilla records dot com slash Pete Holmes including limited edition one called living at Largo that is doing entirely to charity all the proceeds the show is brought to us by our Pete's picks you guys know this by now but I don't do traditional ads I only plug things and ask for Promo codes from companies that make products that I absolutely love and enjoy every single day the first is Java could Shalva is a superfood drink mix that is one hundred percent plant based with Omega threes from Chia seeds and flax seeds eight super fruits seventeen Greens and veggies gluten free free no artificial sweeteners just enough coconut nectar which is a low glycemic sweetener to make it sweet and delicious got powdered coconut milk in it which you can make it with water because it makes the coconut milk and makes it creamy and chocolate or Vanilla E. depending on which flavor you like it's got digestive support twenty eighty four grams of plant based protein nine grams of fiber and here's the thing it's actually delicious Valerie doesn't usually like my weird nutrient over load superfood things loves the taste I make it for her with almond milk and strawberry frozen strawberries tastes like strawberry chocolate ice cream and it makes you feel amazing it gives you a nutrition overload. Hi It's got macaroni in there for energy ca cow which is a wonderful mood elevator it's basically a meal replacement it's not an appeal it's in a shake but the future is now for people that are curious about how to get more plant based nutrition in their life I always tell them they could travel is a wonderful place to start so you can show your support of this always free podcasts and try something wonderful in new that I personally love by going to Chaba dot com slash weird you'll get twenty percents off that's K. A. C. H. A. V. A. Dot com slash weird my other is the original Pete's pick it's right here on my desk.

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

07:36 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"You Walk You made it weird with the homes. Look what's happening Weirdos exciting news right up top. I've finally announced my two thousand nine hundred ninety. Two Thousand Twenty stand up tour kicking off this weekend in Denver which I'm so happy to say is sold out. I'm excited to see you guys this this weekend. we have a bunch more date. Some of them just got announced. I'm going to be in Washington. DC At the end of October and in November number. I'll be in Connecticut and Boston there's GonNa be more Boston chose added. I'm doing the comics come home show which is going to be amazing and and then there's also going to be a solo show which we haven't announced yet but those will all be on Pete Holmes Dot Com. I'm also happy to say that New York going to be a New York where where's that. It's going to be on the website go to Pete Holmes Dot Com New York. DC Connecticut Boston and as we add the dates they'll all be nice and easy on Pete Holmes Dot Com hope to see you out there. I'm very excited about this new our and we will see you on the road super stoked for that speaking of Super Super Super Soaked. This is Gary Goldman one of my dear friends he's done the podcast before he has a new special actual which premiers October fifth on Hbo it's called the Great Depression it's Standup intercut with these wonderful vignettes of Gary exploring his I guess you could say battle. Battle with depression is a good way to put it. He struggled with depression his whole life and he's opening up about it in a very very beautiful poignant and important way in the special but most importantly it's super super hilarious. He's as I tweeted the other day. He's one of the greatest comedians ends alive. I think he's an incredible writer and we had such a fun time in this podcast just talking. It's basically it's one of the least formal I guess we've ever done. It was suggest like we were hanging out and that is obviously a goal for this show to have this natural so I'm super excited about it and hope to see you on the road but be sure to watch wjr Gary special one of my hiccuping and the Andro sound like my dad burping during a meal. That's a millennial anyway. here are the Pete's pick says you guys know I support this show by doing ads just for any old product I do Pete's picks which are actually products that absolutely us and love and have changed my life for the better so I can give you an earnest endorsement of these things and if you like him you can try them and that is a wonderful way to show your support of the show. The first original Pete's pick. I'm holding right here there. It is Charlotte's web hemp oil it is. CBD Oil I know CD sort of everywhere but Charlotte's web. What is the most reputable company the most ethical company that I found that grows hamp for human consumption cause I always say it's not just mass boss combat anonymous they grow it for medical purposes for humans to ingest in oil form it CBD which means they you you science to remove the THC is obviously the part of the plan to get? You stoned gets you intoxicated takes you out of the game unless you're game is eating jacks and watching three's company. TACB is a product that I was hoping for the first time I used him in any form I was like I wish there was something like this that would elevate mood lower my anxiety but wouldn't take out of life. I want to still be able to read a book. I still want to be able to work. I want to be able to focus yes. I want to be able to communicate. CD exactly that for me speaking anecdotally it is wonderful when I travel. It is wonderful when I'm working. It's anytime that I'm under a a great deal of stress. I'm just feeling a little bit of a rigidity a little bit of a calcification in my brain and my spirit I take to lighten my mood makes me smile. Easier makes me laugh quicker. like I said mood elevating anxiety reducing it is a wonderful wonderful plant ally and I love it and and the best way to to know about it. Try It the kind that I use the original formula. It's a little bit more expensive but you can literally just take a couple of drops. I get the mint chocolate flavor tastes like a thin mint makes you feel better than thin meant and they even make bombs you can get hemp on you topically for soothing the skin and and just wonderful overall goods. CD Feeling Show your support of this show and try something new. I hope it works in the way that does for me go to. CW HEMP DOT COM com slash weird and use Promo Code keep it crispy nineteen and you'll get ten percent off your purchase the other one I just record a podcast and I hadn't eaten all day is Catava. I literally had thirty seconds to make a meal and I didn't want to be hungry as you know. This is a long podcast so I took a shaker bottle. I filled luth water through in Kochava and I I'm still full. We just did a two and a half hour podcasts. I still feel full still clear. I don't have the jitters Ernie any hunger pains and all I had was catava. It's a superfood drink mix made with the most exotic nutrient rich superfoods that they they've been been revived revived revered by tribal cultures for centuries. The catava people literally went into the Amazon to find these foods and made a a superfood. It's just a bag of everything that you need. It's like a meal in a pill. It keeps you full for hours. A lot of people use it for weight management. I like it because it's hard to find healthy food when I'm traveling but for people that don't know how to start eating plants. 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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

14:50 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"It's got adapted. Jin's and they're twenty four grams of plant based protein nine grams of fiber but the thing is not only does it keep you full a lot of people people take it for weight loss or for a meal replacement but it makes you feel amazing and it's actually delicious as I always say vow does not like the weird concoctions I make in my in the kitchen but she does like catava. If you nasty put some almond milk frozen strawberries tastes like chocolate ice cream. It's unbelievable evil and you can get twenty percents off if you go to Khashaba. KFI DEBRA DOT COM slash weird automatically get twenty percents off your order her and show your support of this show. That's it guys. I think you're GonNa really really enjoy my chat with Chris Fleming. I know I did and keep an eye out any day. Now I'm going. It'd be announcing my tour. The silly fun boy tore the stand up tour so those dates will be on Pete Holmes Dot Com soon so if you're listening to this after it came out maybe they're up now and hope to see on the road in the meantime enjoy my chat with the hilarious. Chris Fleming get into it. What are you what are you worried about folks way. Fang Fang Fang Sh- way yeah put it where you can get it though Chris Chris Chris have to work for it you want to earn it earn. The Tree Chris onto needs. I earn entries on T. needs to earn the treats. Oh my God I thought that was a bet. Let me go ahead and then you put on the most ridiculous glass glasses very visual things but he's hot God. You are already the most fun. Is it okay to begin. I sitting being here with Chris for our. You know our record. I I love when I'm sitting here with the extraordinary local Massachusetts Chris. I'm reading your wikipedia page on the air. Listen it says here you can tell me TV. It's not like TV or try to get into the big well P. O. My God because like Marc Maron like Mike says driveway hey buddy and then you never know when you when it's begun sometimes like what if it started on the right over there well that would let me okay you know how they say flight versus Persson invisibility that question fighter flight nope and his flight flight or freeze. There's a third option. Get woke. Oh free you gotTA freeze. He is oh we gotta we brought in the freebies while when did that contest twenty fourteen you forget that I may forget I I put it on you. Forget I went to I went to a school that equipped to know understand your sense of humor through the roof meaning. I feel like we would have not as a joke been sensitive to the idea that fight or flight didn't cover everybody. Some people freezing yeah and there would've armadillos. It would have been like a thing like a humorless. I went to Cambridge friend school ex extremely extremely liberal roll Cambridge Friends Waker Grade School k through eight hour. We celebrated Kwanza before all your new when they add onto joke started in the nineties. I was like I've celebrated. I know what Kwanzaa is. I Know Hanukkah Song. I know in new it song somebody. What's your favorite numbers skies? Round Bali is clue with out yeah. It's it's almost over and it's cooled ruled and I it really I'm calling him shivering. Oh and are so on the no music teacher Rami. Ram because anyone it's an Eskimo tribe right no. I think you just said the EWART. No I no no no. I'm not that this isn't that show first of all and yes you can still say he threw brother and their brother. I'm I'm telling you got jacked. The word brother you brother you grew the Hulk Hogan in my view Cogan because there is something very whenever people start calling each other brother that always always seems like is always always seems like it's about to get frightening. I know I'm a little bit off mic taken off my jacket. I want you stand up special. I love because whenever you take ah jacket off on stage no matter what your body looks like mine who looks like homemade plato remember when your mom was like it's just good. There's a recipe and I'm gonNA I remember when you put food coloring and just like cookie dough or bread. Dough wasn't as good. That's what my body looks like. Though it's looks like Component Plato Still I've been collecting a little bit on the sides would he sheds on the coast little Jabs San Diego and Tampa. Are you one of those really skinny guys. That's like like Neal Brennan. That's like I'm fat. I'm fat. It's here. I'm fat. No I just I was always expecting to be here and so I was paying attention and snuck up on you. It's been collecting collecting and I've been getting a slightly a little bit wider. I love it yeah. Sorry as you were saying. You're about to comment on my on my on me removing my Jackson you had. I always wondered what the funny thing to say in that moment is. Do you remember what you say and your facebook live special swimming show. No you say I will not be objective. Talk Scream at yeah because that's the funniest thing because there's some nice like and then I stomped on it which is funny. 'cause it's like it's embarrassing to admit this but I'm always kind of like hey I got a few. I don't think anyone means it but I take it as courtesy like someone holding a door for me. Yeah yeah I I never I always hate when people cheer and so in general or if they laugh too loud I've I I will say. I tried to stop myself from doing that because the goal is to hit those desktops. You'll tell them to stop. I'll get well. You're a Louis Guy you you remind me of like this is a great compliment. I think I'm telling you my compliments great Chris. Get Ready Pucker up the by fault talk about turbulence on a plane. Get ready real yeah. I'm just saying like there's certain fan bases that like love the person and and I think that's really what you want like. Demetri Martin is really. I said there's a million on the podcast but when when I saw him perform live I was like Oh these people are just like with him. I I think he's a genius in an incredible and I love him total and I was like oh his fans are like like there are there are there but then but then what makes me worried is that the people like the there's for all the all the people who are losing their minds as always like one boyfriend in the audience having the worst time and so that there was one time boy got a boyfriend got separated from his it was his girlfriend's birthday and she was she had like a group with her and they were all wearing party hats and he got separate separate he was in the front row center at the show just having the worst time yeah and so like I'm always kind of aware of the people who are not the plus one -pletely on board yet and so what everyone's like yeah but your stuff. It's funny like you have a lot of matere. I'm telling you watch Chris Fleming Videos Katie. You got to it will just it. Just makes you feel silly. It reminds you. You let me know if you agree with this that silliness always there. I find being like clever is exhausted. Totally and being like smart is the silly is pretty easy like your glasses on wrong. Just do it like what the fuck is wrong with you. Being around clever. People is the most exhausting thing because I feel like hanging out with Hannibal. Lecter showing you what they collected. Yeah I thought this yeah okay but you getting on all on all fours talking about meeting. Someone's boyfriend who's like no humans were never meant to just like this is like a glimpse into how Valerie and I are were always singing. We're always saying I said last night was like you get the real me. Everyone else gets this weird impression doing myself yeah right right. Do you feel that way. You've been with the same person for a long time right yeah. I remember that from Your Life Yeah Yeah when we were last time we were speaking. I had the hot breath breath of Jeff Ross on my if there's ever been like a more like I hope this goes well pairing by hi friend Chris Fleming each other that well but I love you. We have I just every time I see you. I love you for a long time and we're from the same area. Yes yes and we're in that scene. Yes and you come up and then Jeff and I was so glad I would say this was their jeff was not booked on the show. He's in the crowd and there's a greater like a gator. McCain Adila again the crowd like a Cayman Yeah. I don't know what the game is like an island within alligator ooh who and you always see it's is Lake Your Cayman Yeah because he has that that toothless grin. I mean teeth underneath the grin. I you righty. These shows. The gun show the gums Jeffey Toady says is like sidekick surprisingly very sweet person all the meetings or sweeties right right or they how they find balance I think right. You can't sustain that you can go around. Knock roasting trash cans. What are you tell me. I've got a poll recycling in the fuck them shift this guy. What is it streets of rage to over here with the aluminum dredge can do I push Ada pick this up over my head. Yeah not a bad ref. What is this vin diesel tired VIN diesel. I'm I'm Outta. Here are too deep. Who's say something I couldn't go. I was going to go like a disability or something. His voice here is that in my conceptual the comedy cellar comics table. I have this almost I see almost like the Star Wars Cantina just like just like dude because I'm older than living creatures. I was uh-huh There's already just putting a frog and it all talking over each other. I just laughed at a concert for piano the way that very rich man and it that was a hundred percent real and it felt so good make it was in there and I don't know if I've laughed like that I've wanted to I wanted to get in touch with Jim Henson studios and try to have them because they were make make that there was something I saw that it was like the comedy Cellar Live Yeah Yeah I mean they have live at the comedies such a nightmare. It's true. It's a dame air. It's your day mayor yeah well when I when I started to say was used to be way worse when I go there in that way that's bad. It used to be worse. You know what I'm saying like. Now I go and it's Josh Gone. delman say no no no no totally but he's the Chris gets what I'm saying. No no no no totally would not have been in there. He would have walked in and someone who would have been like on the way to 'em. GMT except that God management management concert were you you see the way that we can make fun of the seller guys didn't used to exist. They used to be right. They would be like right. What do you got a website and they were right but you were embarrassed that you had a website and then they ate a limestone yeah that went on trial trough of thick sludge. That's WHO's next. WHO's next hope. What was what was your scene and they generate pizza slices? They bud them and it hurts awesome. Every one had her own how they contribute to their to their community. That is so funny sustainable. It is truly sustainable and they all fight for for the sliced. That's been freshly birth. This is so funny also Josh Josh is the best he's so suspiciously really Nice. I feel like he must have done a hit and run in two thousand three years old and my God Rodrick. You're happy I'm not trying to be funny. A well-known case the sweetest man in the world on vacation. Yeah I feel bad for bringing it up. For the hearing the Verb Matthew Broderick Thinking Ferris Beautiful I laughed and now I'm thinking of the grizzly reality of it. I know there's a lot. There's a Lotta sad things like that. It's very sad I don't know the story I WANNA go on concern. I don't know I wonder if everyone involved with Ferris. Bueller now has a dark dark occasion Guy Jennifer Gray. Eh what happened to the principal. The principal was a pedophile. No Dad was he. Katie turn the recorders kidding from from dealers at Buehler's curse yeah. It's like poltergeist. Do Oh my God they've got a broader. Does this place now no broader extending fine..

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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:58 min | 1 year ago

"pete holmes dot com" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"The dates aren't on there yet but <hes> pete holmes dot com for any of you that have been there is just a really bad website website but any day now. I'm going to be announcing. My <hes> tore my fall stand up tour which i'm calling silly silly fun boy. I'm going to be going all over the country and it might be today. It might be tomorrow very very soon. I'm going to be promoting all of the tour dates on pete holmes dot com. I'm i'm just gonna take everything down except the tour dates so if you're nasty check out pete holmes calm in let's say a week or so and and all of those tour dates will be up there as well. I know what the guests like blake. Some of you may have never heard this podcast before <hes>. I if you're a sports fan aaron rodgers did this show before j._j. Radic did the show before we've had athletes on the four hours enjoyed talking to them <hes> and we don't normally we are sorry we don't don't do normal ads on the show. I only promote products that i absolutely love a news every single day personally and for real and then i reach out to those was companies and they're called pete's picks. You guys know this so if you love this show and you want to show your support <hes> check out a piece pick. These really are products that i use in love every single day. Eh the first is charlotte's web hemp oil. It is a c._b. The oil <hes> it is made and grown in denver the hemp plant they use science to remove move t._h._c. so that it's not an intoxicant. It doesn't get you stone it just with science. They lee witt science. They use the body leave behind the body and brain beneficial c._b._d. I i'm sure you've heard about the benefits of for me. Anecdotally speaking is wonderful mood elevator. It doesn't take you out of the game. You can still read you can still work you can still what's the word function you can function in fact. I love writing on it. I love acting acting on it. Everything that i do <hes> is is elevated by doing this but it's not it's almost perceptual at something that you take and you find yourself a little bit less stressed i find myself flowing and giving into and and merging with whatever it is. I'm doing a little bit quicker to laugh a little bit quicker to smile. It's the first time i smoked weed. I was like man. I wish there was something kind of like this but that wouldn't get you intoxicated. That wouldn't be something that like completely changed the channel just a little something that gives you a little bit of a edge softening quality and that is what c._d. Oil is i know there other oils out there but this is the only one made from hemp grown in denver by a company that is unbelievable unbelievable ethical and wonderful <hes> so it's made for for human consumption. There's other oils out there but this one is the highest most premium grade that i found or even heard of so. Give it a try. The best this way to try it to to know about it is.

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