4 Burst results for "Paula Pound"
"paula pound" Discussed on WCPT 820
"Way or another as Bondi would say. Exactly gonna get me get me get me get me one way or another. It will. It's gonna find me something. Some combination. I'm gonna get some weird combination bird pink eyed COVID Omnicare. Something. We're gonna die someday. And then just when everything's looking, then Paula pounds stone calls. What? What? Oh, you know, there's a new virus affecting hummingbirds who find yourself. I'm so glad I called if you find yourself just going, all right. You could be on your way out. Thank you. Stephanie. By the way. 12 time caller, long time winning. Oh. Wow. Listen, my bird flu, my bird flu is my new ping Pong excuse for why I suck at ping Pong because of something. You were a voice. You were forced to work. Of course. Yeah. You've been talking lately about how, you know, the 90s birthday special made you cry, and I just want to tell you right now. You have the exact same effect on me. You wouldn't fake it. No. It was something that we did. And I cried. Because I listened on a mixer, and my ear gets caught in it. Can you confirm the playing ping Pong with crystal boy is like playing with one of the pieces of meat in the rocky film? Isn't he just like a wall of muscle that the ball just hits and bounces off? Like he can't even move his arms. He's just right? Yeah. He is, he is an animated Fraser plan. Yeah, yeah. I consistently hit the ball too hard. Yes. That was my thing. You know what? Neighbors call. Yes. And so did someone hulk smash a ball into my. Yeah, they said, oh, and this is a horrible thing would happen. No one wants to see it happen, but the. Ball, and I can't, you know, I denied that it came from my house, 'cause who knows where it came from. It's like a ball when right through their darkened. I apologize to the dachshund. Yeah, that's awful. Yeah. And I said, isn't that too bad? This is what I said. Speaking of animals, did you happen to catch our fish orgasm segment yesterday, which I think was very important, scientific news? Oh, that's why I listened for the science. Science stack. Yeah. Yeah. How long has it been since you've heard an underwater Madeline con impression? Not every day, you don't hear that, only on the Stephanie Miller show. Is that why it makes you cry? Well, and I wondered when I heard it because it was unbelievable. I wonder it's like, how when going to acting? I thought, okay, was that her project? I can't tell if you're laughing or crying anymore. Is that a prosecutor that a unit? That was like at the end of a unit into a project. Underwater, Madeline selecting. Right, yes, exactly. My underwater aquatic orgasm class at USC. Yeah. All right, well, Paul, look at the time. That was what made your night mother impression. So different than others. That's right. Night mother. Glam. I have to tell you something. What? Okay, so I'm tearing up. So I was listening yesterday. And Mark from Ohio called and he wanted to talk to God who wanted you to deliver a message to Karen. Yes. And I'm so excited. And so by the way, come on, can I ask where you want to act in school? It was this is summer program. Yes. Go ahead. Are you trying to get carrots? So you tried to get Karen on a conference call. Mark. And they both said hello. Can you hear me? Hello. Can you hear me? And then my office is hello. Can you hear me? Yes. And they couldn't. Not since mister Watson come here. I need you. Has there been such a magic epochal epic moment in for me? For me, it was tchaikovsky esque. The 5th full body orgasm tchaikovsky asked. Hello, hello. Can you hear me? I can Mark I can't hear you. Hello? Do I push the middle button? Don't you feel like Lionel Richie needs to redo that song as a tribute to my show and the horrible audio quality of my phone system? All right. You say hello and I just think you should lean into it. I think you should celebrate it. I hear shows where people call in and that's all there's to it. And it's not fun at all. No. It's more of a challenge here. Well, you know, Paul, you say, you say hello and I say goodbye. Goodbye. And I think and I say hello. Hello. All right, goodbye, Paul stone. I'm sure you're very busy. Hello. Okay. She's sitting in the airport lounge as usual. I'm sure. Goodbye Paul. No, I met him. Okay. All right. Love you, miss you already. Bye bye. Yay. Wow. Look, and look who's. She was the opening act for Karen in Chicago. Okay. Come on, not everybody gets Paul poundstone to open for them, Karen. Hello, can you patch me through to Paula? No. What am I ernestine? Everybody just got the and catch your point. So I just, you know, with all the shooting stuff, I mean, really, like the majority of Americans, right? The polling shows that we want common sense gun laws. Why in the how do people keep voting for Republicans? It's crazy. Like if there's this much of a majority, it just doesn't make any sense. Yeah. You know? And I mean, I'm just so happy like Victor. She's going to be on. I mean, I do think that Gen Z is going to save us, but it really is a bewildering that even to this point that people watching children get slaughtered. You can't go to a hospital. You can't go to a concert. You can't go my shit was in lockdown. It's a mall. A couple christmases ago. I mean, it's just it's insanity. Yeah. You know? It's hard to know how to make sense of any of it. Yeah. But anyway, there's love love you, too. There's got to be a point where people love Jody justice, love you too. Just decide that we don't. We are not going to live like this anymore. You know, I don't. All right, let's get back to some of the good news. The justice news, oh, Glen kirshner texted us that the Proud Boys. Yeah, the Proud Boys trial, including Enrique terrier, there are like 5 on trial. The judges announcing a partial verdict. The judge was supposed to. About ten minutes ago. So I don't know what's going on, but a partial verdict means that they're going to release some of the verdict, but then keep deliberating on others. Okay. And obviously Glenn will be with us tomorrow to go over all of that. All right, in squid news, by the way. Maddie to squid. Okay. Senior and junior prosecutors for Jack Smith have been
"paula pound" Discussed on WCPT 820
"Kanye West says he is no longer an anti semite after watching actor Jonah Hill in the film 21 jump street, and that made him like Jewish people again. You know, what? I will never get back a few seconds of my life that that took to tell you, or that it took you to listen, and I apologize. When I saw that article, I actually thought he had watched that you people move beyond Netflix, and that's what ma'am. Oh, that, listen. That's like the worst movie ever. I tried twice. They really great cast. They really cheat you on that one. I know you're all excited about the cast. Eddie Murphy. Oh my God. Yes. I didn't see. I thought it was just me. Yeah, no. Let's go too. Where are we? David in Miami. Hello, David. We found the femme. Paula, hello. Can you hear me? Oh, all right. Paula pounds something. She got her weed black or fixed. Go ahead. Exactly. Good for her. Death. So it's not one of the more famous sketches, but maybe we need to update to one with Tim Conway, where she's the night nurse, and he's a construction worker by day. And so they share the same lunch box. But we need to update it where one is a school teacher by day. The other by night, but I don't need to share a lunchbox, but the gun and the body armor that it takes preferably each making 6 figures so that they're both working two jobs as teacher and licensed armed guard because apparently that's what they want. Remember school teachers were having to take second jobs for plasma even before COVID. Right. Before the craziness. So apparently south the Brave New World they want. Yes. They end where we think it's a fantastic that whiteboards are now bulletproof. Okay. Well, you know I'm just at the bottom of the stack when I get to Kanye West and Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh my God, I don't know. Something something this E accident, some fancy place in Utah. None of us will ever be able to afford something something collision on the ski slopes somewhere. She says he ran into her. He says she ran into him. I don't. My favorite lifestyles of the rich and famous. He's doing her for what, $3 million or something? Yeah, she's suing for $1 plus attorney's fees, right? I have a good mind to give back my vagina candle and my vagina steamer. Do you have them both? Yeah, sure. Well, Gwyneth told me to. Oh, honey. Can I do everything boop so
"paula pound" Discussed on WCPT 820
"See, I'm sorry. I didn't mean I was going to scratch him Bonnie. I'm sorry. It was joking. I don't actually scratch his belly. It's all about very jealous. Mmm um. All right, listen, Paula poundstone has to chime in on the most important issues of the day and where is that where that damn clip came from? Now we live in general. Well, we learned yesterday. It's not from role models. It sounds like Alison. It's John waterweed on court. Oh, bitch. Please. Take your line of bull down to the corner market and sell it there because this 5 and dime is a buy in your line today. Paula poundstone said dear Stephanie Miller show talent. I heard you were still looking for the origin of take your down to the 5 and dime clip. I already told you where that came from and be set it to Otis in a rare fit of peak on the end of Griffith show. Stop looking. All Palestine. Yeah. I think it sounds like a palace in Janney. Take your wonderful. Opie. Why does the Paula pound stone empty did not drop an F bomb and an S bomb on the Andy Griffith show? Oh, you never know. Why does it sound like the queen having a stroke? Catherine Hepburn. Hippie worked blue. Andy. Pies done. She had to work with kids. Of course she got to work blue. Right? I bet behind the scenes she was a potty mouth. I'm sure. If uncle Jim, we're still around, I would ask. Very pies ready. It's working blue and blueberry there you go. Yeah, we got it. Yeah. That was good. That was good. Thank you. Thank you, sticky. Stinky. Okay, 47 minutes after the hour, this portion of the show. Brought to you by my Bomba socks. I'm wearing mine. I know me too, right? Marina wool. Oh? 'cause it's been cold for LA. I know. Marina won't pima cotton, even cashmere. They're made from the softest materials. Their socks and t-shirts and underwear. They're the clothes you can't wait to put on every day. And there's a sock, a well constructed stock. I'm telling you with no seams, art supports, stay up technology for every activity you
"paula pound" Discussed on The Jimmy Tingle Show
"Hey everybody, this is Jimmy tingle. Welcome to the Jimmy tingle show appropriately named, I think. This is our first episode of our video show in podcast and I couldn't be happy today to introduce my first guest. My friend Colin Quinn and I go way back. We go back to the 1980s in the comedy clubs in Boston and in New York. I got to meet him way back in the day. He was a big influence to me. A good friend and we've been friends ever since going back, whatever that is. 35 years, 40 years, whatever it is. But he's done a lot of great things you may know him from weekend update on Saturday Night Live. He's been in a ton of movies and he's been pursuing the one person show format for the last, I don't know, 20, 25 years or so, and he's done a ton of them, and they're all great. And I want to talk to him about that because he's in Boston. This Thursday night, doing his show at the Wilbur theater. So please welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen, the one the only from New York City, mister Colin Quinn. Yes. Hi, Jimmy. We first met, I saw Jimmy tingle. They go, you gotta watch this guy, Jimmy tingle. And I was up here at Boston in one of these clubs. And he goes on stage and he goes, folks. I'm the pink wonder. One minute later, he goes, the czar of one of town. Look at him, he has like ten nicknames that he gave himself. He kept his head, and he goes, folks. Spike tingle. It was a hilarious act, but it was she was very unique. I knew from the beginning I said, this guy's really great. He's really great. A man of many nicknames. Yes, he gave himself like 8 big names during that. Well, Colin, you know, when I was trying to get booked at the ding Ho. Barry Clemens. I was about daytime bartender and open mic perform. I said, Barry, why don't you book me? He goes, Jimmy. I can't tell Steven Wright and Lenny Clark and Paula pound so not to come in on Saturday night because we're going to book tingle. He goes, you got to start your own room, start your own room, you can book it, you can host it, you'll get all sorts of practice. So I found that room in Watertown mocks pub and Watertown. I think it was Barry nicknamed me the czar of Watertown because you didn't get into Watertown Massachusetts unless you went through me.