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Mark Levin
International Court Issues War Crimes Warrant for Putin
"Over at mediocre I just in the ICC International Criminal Court issues arrest warrant for Putin Over alleged war crimes including unlawful deportation of children There's been nobody in broadcasting certainly nobody Whose conservative who's been condemning Putin for his War crimes as thoroughly as I have You know maybe it's because as somebody who used to watch a lot of these shows and films about World War II the world at war as a young man I would watch these shows and as part of those shows you would see the devastation I would take place I remember watching one of these black and white films Where Eisenhower was walking through one of the death camps I think he had Omar Bradley and Patton with him if memory serves I could be wrong And It was either patner Bradley got sick to their stomach They couldn't believe what they saw the stench was unbelievable even Ike said That he's never seen evil like this before There's a man that let our forces during World War II And I'm sensitive to this And I think about what happened in Rwanda During the Clinton administration when everybody turned their back and 800,000 people Were slaughtered in three months And mostly with knives and machetes and swords I remember those pictures too
Based On a True Story
"patton" Discussed on Based On a True Story
"Reoccupy Catherine pass as a result of this battle, allied general Eisenhower decided to restructure the forces in the African theater. One change he made was to bring in general George S. Patton, which of course explains why this battle was depicted in the beginning of the 1970 patent film. If you want to watch the event that happened this week in history, we see catharine pass that it only about 8 minutes into the movie. And if you want to dig deeper into the true story behind that movie, we covered it over on episode number 163 of based on a true story. This episode of based on a true story this week was written and produced by me, Dan lefevre. Before I let you go, while not historical events, there are some birthdays this week for people who have been mentioned in movies or TV shows. So if you're still looking for some recommendations of things to watch this week, here are a few historical options for you. On February 21st, 1794, Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna was born in halibut, Mexico. He's been in pretty much any movie that depicts the battle of the Alamo because he was the Mexican general whose troops defeated the Texans at the Alamo. That includes the 2004 movie simply called the Alamo, where general Santa Anna is played by Emilio echeverria. We covered that movie back on episode number 172 of based on a true story. So if you do watch that movie this week, or you can dig deeper into the true story at based on a true story podcast dot com slash one 7 two. On February 22nd, 1732, George Washington was born in westmoreland, Virginia. He was, of course, the first president and a founding father of the United States. He's been portrayed in a lot of movies and TV shows, but if you're looking for something to watch this week about Washington, I would recommend AMC's turn Washington's spies, Washington is played by Ian Khan in that series, and we covered it on episode number 139 of based on a true story. On February 26th, 1932, Johnny Cash was born in kingsland, Arkansas. He was the singer songwriter who's all black stage wardrobe, earned him the nickname, the man in black. He was portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix in the 2005 biopic about his life called walk the line. If you get value out of based on the true story, you can give back whatever you feel it's worth, whether it's a dollar, $10, a $100, whatever value you get out of the show. You can give back and learn how to get ad free versions of the show over at based on a true story podcast dot com slash support. Until next time, thanks so much for listening and I'll chat with you again, really soon.
America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast
Secretary Robert Wilkie Describes How We Can "Clean the Stables"
"Look at what happened in Georgia in Crimea under Obama, what happened in Ukraine under Biden in Afghanistan. And then we have the interstitial of the four years of president Trump, that's because of an election secretary wilkie, and we need that election sooner than we know. Let's talk about your observation about how you clean the statements. It's been done twice dramatically in our history. The first time was in the 1930s with the accession of George Marshall. Yes. And he kept a sheet. And he cleaned out the old tired risk averse generals who had grown up in peace. And he plucked people like Dwight Eisenhower, who was a lieutenant colonel. And made him a Brigadier. He took George Patton from the command at fort Meyer and handed him the second armored division. He was commanding a regiment at fort Meyer. And all of a sudden he's commanding the second armored division. And Bradley, who had been an instructor at fort benning. These people were moved to the top of the food chain. Ronald Reagan sent shockwaves. Through the department, he put in charge Casper weinberger. A veteran of World War II who had seen combat at its rawest. He was given a check, but more importantly he was given the authority to clean house. And the appeasers and the dead Enders were moved out. Programs were put in train. To overwhelm the Soviet Union. So you have a combination of those two. You have the dynamic leadership of someone like a weinberger and then the military foresight of a general Marshall.
AP News Radio
Late field goal puts Pitt over No. 18 UCLA 37-35 in Sun Bowl
"Ben Saul's kicks the game winner from 47 yards out with four seconds to go as pit survives UCLA 37 35, playing without over ten players that started a game at some point this season, the Panthers managed to erase a 14 point second half deficit to complete the biggest comeback in a bowl game and program history. Head coach Patton R doozy. We talked about going out there, we were down a few guys and just find a way to win a football game. Just get it done. Get it done one way or another. Our guys found a way to get it done. And I couldn't be more proud of it. Quarterback Nick patty engineered a four play 46 yard drive in 30 seconds with no timeouts after UCLA scored a touchdown to take the lead with 34 seconds to go. I'm Denny Capp.
ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes
Martin Dugard: Writing Multiple Books at the Same Time
"A question born out of my fondness for books, my interests in how authors do things, having written books myself. I have a hard time, shall we say splitting, where my mind is at. In other words, I really need a focus. Maybe I'm not a good walk and chew gum at the same time kind of person, but you have been writing these books with mister O'Reilly, you're writing these additional books, it seems to me that you may be writing one book while you're doing research for another. I mean, it's not as linear, is it, as some may expect? It's not linear. And it's not even, for instance, the other most recent killing book is taking the legends and that came out. I think it's September. And taking Berlin came out in November. And they both had very similar deadlines. So I literally wrote both of them at the same time. So I spent the morning with my own book and I would take a break. I go to a workout, I'd just go walk around just something like that and I come back in the morning and I would go jubilantly stuff so I go in the morning and be focused on Georgia's Patton, general George zukov, Stalin, Churchill, and take that little break and come back and focus on Elvis Presley Muhammad Ali. So it's pretty intense, it's just a kind of hyper focus. That's where there are no windows in my office. Shut myself in. Close out the world. And my butt in the seat and start doing the research.
ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes
Caller Hopes Trump Will Advocate for the Impeachment of Biden
"As that major announcement goes, I can tell you what I hope you said. I'd like for him to come out and just tell the Republican members of the House and the Senate to vote against this omnibus bill to not support this cinema tillis bill on immigration, raising the debt ceiling. Just all of the crap that's going on and just tell the Republicans to quit collaborating with these socialists. But along with that, God, I would like to see him come out and advocate for the impeachment of Joe Biden on the grounds of treason. Treason for not enforcing the southern border, treason for the contents of the hundred and Biden laptop showing collusion with China and being compromised. And collusion with the Tam, the DNC and the FBI and DHS on rigor and election. I mean, the evidence is all right there. But I would love to see him come at swinging and advocating for all of that because what's going on in the southern border cot just makes me sick. We are literally watching an invasion. I kept thinking in 1941 after a Pearl Harbor was attacked, that Christmas, at least president Roosevelt was trying to rally the nation. We came together. In 1913, Woodrow Wilson sent general Patton in a Mexico, the chased out Pancho villa, and here it is, we're being invaded right now with upwards of close to 20,000 people a day. And our president is doing nothing but just escorting in the middle of the country and spread them out. And it's treason, nothing but trees. And the poor people in El Paso are just they don't know what to do. I mean, just imagine 14,000 people every single day showing up in your community saying, here we are, Biden said to come, now you gotta take care of us.
CryptoCurrencyWire
Sony Patent Shows Firm’s Interest in Blockchain and NFTs
"5 p.m. Friday, November 18th, 2022 sunny Patton shows firm S interest in blockchain and NFTs. A recently uncovered patent that was filed by Sony in July 2021 shows that the entertainment company has more than a casual interest in blockchain technology and non fungible tokens NFTs. The patent includes diagrams depicting how Sony plans to track whenever digital assets change ownership, how their visual appearance changes, and how the accompanying metadata continue reading Sony patent shows firms interest in blockchain and NFTs. The post Sony patent shows firms interest in blockchain and NFTs appeared first on cryptocurrency wire
Dennis Prager Podcasts
USC Professor Is At Center Of Controversy Over Chinese Word
"To what is going on at USC, Lawrence peck wrote about this this week. When a Professor of communications at the university attempted to educate his students about Chinese linguistic patterns, you haven't read this, this will blow your mind. This is a new story. You sure that this is new or no, it is new. Yeah. It just November 20th. Okay. Okay. I mean, there may be about something that happened before. It did, yeah. This is the writing just came out. It's about what's happening at USC over the last few years. Okay. When a Professor of communications at the university attempted to educate his students about Chinese linguistic patterns, explaining the meaning of a Chinese word that to the uneducated ear of American students sounded similar to the N word, he was reported as a racist and suspended from teaching the class. Now, do you understand what I just read to you? My dear listener, on some viewers, do you fully understand that? He was reading some Chinese words, and they sounded similar to the English N word. And he was reported as a racist. He was suspended from teaching for saying a Chinese word. Greg Patton is a professor at USC's Marshall school of business, and an expert in communication interpersonal and leadership effectiveness, whatever that means. During the fall 2020 semester, Patton taught an online class during which he spoke about the use of filler words in the speech of various languages. In order to fill a word is folks. Like would be a good one. That's a good example. So he said, if you have a lot of ums and hers, this is culturally specific. So based on your native language, like in China, the common word is that that, so in China, it might be negate negate may gay. To a native Chinese speaker, the word sounds nothing like the American racial slur,
AP News Radio
Voting is underway in Nevada. Here's what to know about voting and ballot access in 2022
"Man's been arrested on suspicion of tampering with voting equipment while casting his ballot in a primary race back in June Police in Pueblo Colorado have arrested 31 year old Richard Patton a registered Democrat after an investigation when a voting machine locked itself in tamper evident seals on the equipment that appeared to have been disturbed Authorities allege during a June primary Patton inserted a USB thumb drive into a voting machine although it doesn't appear he was able to access any data The incident is heightening concerns among election officials disputes after the 2020 presidential election could inspire some voters to meddle with or sabotage election equipment Tampering is now a felony punishable by up to three years in prison Patton was tracked down by the driver's license he used to
America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast
Robert Wilkie on the Significance of Ukraine's Rapid Advances
"We have to get onto the matters of the day. Amazing. Amazing news in just the last week from the battlefield that is Ukraine. You have a very, very you hold a very close eye to these issues. How much of it can we credit? How much is it plausible? How much is I have to recognize? Ukraine's information warfare is some of the best I've seen. I mean, what they are doing on social media as Putin is doing basically nothing is stunning. But let's talk about a sit rep of the actual situation on the ground. Are these advances recapturing territory from Russia? How significant are they? How much can we believe in the last week they've recaptured 3000 square miles in a week? Classic deception operation. Think Patton's phony army. Yes. Prior to Normandy, they gave every indication and they flooded the airwaves with false messaging that they were coming in the south. They watched Putin take the bait, move all of his forces to the south. To the east of the Crimea. And then they pounced in the north. They've recaptured all of the ground around. Kharkiv, we call it kharkov. We have for the first time since the Italians in North Africa. Seen entire armies and abandoned their equipment. Strip off their uniforms and take off.
Mark Levin
Even the Greats Were Once Despised, Considered 'Controversial'
"Who are the great people But they just embraced and accepted Churchill Churchill was despised He was considered extremely controversial Now we all know what a tremendous leader Churchill was George S. Patton He didn't conduct himself like other general He wasn't a Millie A Mattis a Kelly one of our greatest generals ever More recently England England was dying in the 1970s The government owned almost all the industries the labor movement had been taken over by the marxists It looked like there was no end That what was going to take place They elected the iron lady Margaret Thatcher A few years later in our own country after Jimmy Carter and the Democrats the country was sinking We elected Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan was not supported by his party the Republican establishment In Israel Benjamin Netanyahu is considered controversial He's not controversial Again one of the great leaders of all times And if the Israelis are smart they'll bring them back especially now since they're on the brink Many of you may not know this but Abraham Lincoln was considered very controversial
The Charlie Kirk Show
Why Is Our Country Falling Apart?
"Why is this happening? Is a question I receive a lot. Why is it that our country is falling apart? I have a different point of view. Yes, we are being infiltrated. Yes, the World Economic Forum is attacking us. Yes, we have been infected by the mind pathogen that is known as wokeism, all of that is true. But I would argue that this is happening because we're allowing it to happen. What's happening in our country, the intentional destruction of America is largely thanks to our own deliberate inaction. You see, courage is the most important virtue, because without courage, there are no other virtues. Moral courage is the most necessary, yet absent characteristic in men, George S. Patton would say. Courage is a virtue that allows all the other virtues to exist.
The Big Picture
"patton" Discussed on The Big Picture
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The Big Picture
"patton" Discussed on The Big Picture
"Presidents, in other words, people who want your money, your time, and your dignity. Nightmare alley uses a bygone period when traveling carnivals could be the load star of your movie, and del toro has mounted this gorgeous old school production to say a little something about our very dumb culture right now. And like I said, I've been looking for a chance to dig into the film and my favorite films noir for a few months, so let's dig deeper now on this movie in why it works. I'm very happy to have a great fan of the genre of noir and del toro and one of my favorite stand up comics on the show. It's Patton Oswalt. Patton Oswalt. How are you Patton? I'm good. How are you doing, man? I'm good, man. I was just telling you that I wanted to talk to you about this because I was revisiting your book, silver screen, which I loved, which came out. How many years ago was that 5 or 6 years ago? More now? Yeah, probably, I mean, it came out in 2012 or 2013. Maybe almost ten years ago now that I think about it. Almost ten years ago, amazing. Okay, so this book, which is kind of a memoir of a time in your life when you were spending a lot of time going to the movies. And you do something in that book that I also do, which is you log all the movies you're watching, you create a kind of calendar, which I love doing that, and I know that you do too. Do you still do that? Do you still track everything you watch? I still do. I still track things and sometimes at the end of the year, it's a sobering.
The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated
Macron Moves Into Final Two of Presidential Race
"Macron managed to make it through to the final two against marine le pen in the French runoff. The result of Sunday's vote, according to the Financial Times, the le pen is closer than ever to winning power for the right in France, emulating the nationalist victories of Donald Trump in 2016 and Brexit in the UK 6 years ago. I don't know other than the fact that people just don't like Macron. All right, so that a poll of 1500 people show you had 52 to 48. Within the margin of air. And that would be stunning if le Patton, who began on the far right like her father in his move more towards the middle, previously supported Putin doesn't support Putin now. It would be a shock to the system if le pen wins, that that might shock Germany into consciousness as well.
The Charlie Kirk Show
What Is the Ultimate Virtue According to Aristotle?
"Virtue that is seemingly absent? That is so hard to find. In today's time so if you list the virtues, according to Aristotle, they have a hierarchy. If you list the virtues, they, in some ways, are separate, but others touch each other. So Aristotle would say the virtues would be that of benevolence. Spiritedness, friendliness, wittiness, truthfulness. Being generous, temperate, but the virtue that Aristotle said is the ultimate virtue because it touches all the others. It's the first virtue. Is courage. So what is courage? What courage is doing the right thing, knowing your ends, knowing what you want, even though you do not know how it is going to work out. Courage is the right disposition towards pain. Courage as George S. Patton would say multiple times is the most necessary, yet absent characteristic in men. Now, in order to be courageous, you must have a good end in mind. If you don't have a good end, then your actions are actually not courageous. They're foolish. So for example, the warriors fighting for Vladimir Putin, they might exhibit something that would be categorized by the Russian government as courageous, but we would say it's foolish. You're fighting for a foolish cause you're invading a sovereign country for land and for treasure. That's not courage. In order to have something be courageous, it's not just having the right disposition towards pain, it's not just doing the thing that needs to be done when you don't know how it's going to work out, but you must have the proper end in mind. You must be fighting for the good. It
Mark Levin
Putin Outaged as Ukraine Acquires More Weaponry
"He's more than happy to invade a weaker neighbor That doesn't have the weaponry that he does But if that neighbor dares to try and acquire old MiG 29s old May 29th just to have a fighting shot at it you'd threatens Oh no we can't do that In other words this guy he couldn't win a fair fight of his life depended on it The Russian economy is basically a third world economy It's not a diverse economy He's run it into the ground He stolen from his people blind absolutely blind He's a multibillionaire as hard the oligarchs like kiss his ass And the Ukrainian journal you can't give them MiG 29s These older fighter jets what would happen to us By the way I'm so sick of these phony retired lieutenant colonels who come on I like the good ones It's the phony ones Who go on there and are as stupid as hell Yes plain stupid Just unbelievable I can't even believe they reached the rank of lieutenant colonel Some of these people Putin didn't attack Ukraine because Ukraine wanted to be part of NATO Reed what he wrote last summer Like Patton said about Rama when he was defeating him in North Africa I read your damn book read what he wrote
The Dan Bongino Show
China Censors Ukraine; Surgeon General Censors COVID 'Misinformation'
"I told you before the break how I got an email from the email morning blast from axios this morning and they're one big thing story was China's censors Ukraine Apparently the Chinese government doesn't want any pro Ukrainian messages getting out there because they're tyrants and they want to make you to believe we want to make you believe that there's this large and growing support for Russia and that the Ukrainians are evil awful people for fighting for their freedom So they're censoring it Which I thought is super weird Because the Surgeon General of the United States just did the exact same thing with regards to COVID policy here and yet people like axios the cat lady Politico and others never seemed to make the connection The Surgeon General of the United States in name only the sagano Vivek Murthy had just put out an edict demanding that big tech companies produce to him He's the Surgeon General He's not George Patton like a four star general or 5 surgeon He is a Surgeon General And he's demanding big tech companies produce them information about COVID misinformation online And when they say misinformation what they mean is anything that doesn't align 100% with their already false narratives about COVID
The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated
Trump Was Right About the Pipeline
"I want to play for you a 2018 statement by Donald Trump. Now, yesterday, president Trump did himself no favors by being ambiguous about the malign nature of Putin. I know he believes that. I know that. I've talked to him about it, but his statement yesterday made it sound like he admires Putin in buddy, I think he was trying to be the admiring Putin the way that George C. Scott playing Patton admired Rommel you magnificent blank. I read your book. Here's president Trump when he's president in July of 2018 at the NATO summit, cut 28. Well, I have to say, I think it's very sad when Germany makes a massive oil and gas deal with Russia where you're supposed to be guarding against Russia and Germany goes out and pays billions and billions of dollars a year to Russia. So we're protecting Germany. We're protecting France. We're protecting all of these countries. And then numerous of the countries go out and make a pipeline deal with Russia where they're paying billions of dollars into the coffers of Russia.
The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated
Trump Calls Putin a 'Genius'
"Jake, what do you think about the attempt to jump on president Trump's at best in artful statement at worst downright dumb statement about Putin? I think he was trying to do the George C. Scott in Patton moment, Rommel magnificent blank, I read your book, meaning to your an evil son of a gun, but we're just going to recognize that the malevolent genius at work here. And instead, Democrats are running up and down, and of course some of the cable channels are trying to, I just think they're crazy to try and make Trump the story when Putin's in Beijing Russian, invading Russia. What do you think? So I disagree with you respectfully. I actually don't, I mean, I don't know. I'm not a Trump ologist like many of my colleagues in the press are. But I do think that there is something to be said about, I mean, it was a ridiculous statement. I think it was a downright stupid statement. I think it was absurd. And I don't know how you explain that away. I get that make what you're saying makes a modicum of sense, but I think he's saying that I just think it's a naive statement. That's that. I can't read the guy's mind. But you know, I mean, listen, when things aren't going right for you, make the other guy the boogeyman. That's how it works. And in this case, in my estimation, he's a pretty easy and convenient boogeyman and it reads true.
America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast
How Socialism Is Creeping Into Military Education With Robert Wilkie
"Lots of stuff to discuss. First things first, I need your response to the event I discussed in the monologue, a French professor Thomas piketty, who wrote the book time for socialism, okay? Is being invited to speak on our taxpayer dime at the Eisenhower school for national security and resource strategy at the national defense university where I served for 5 and a half years to do the following to discuss how a Western countries must stop their arrogance and must instead promote an emancipatory egalitarian global policy of democratic post colonial socialism. Now, I have no issues. If they want to do that in Harvard, if they want to do that in Yale, but this is the highest institution of JPM E military education in the Defense Department and it's paid for by you and me and all our listeners. And it's creeping into every level of military education. We already know what the chairman of the joint chiefs has said in testimony about courses at West Point and what he believes is happening to the military. We're not studying Patton or slim, great British marshal. We are studying this nonsense a socialist from a country that has produced one military disaster after another, the last battle they won was the battle of austerlitz in 1804.
Netflix is A Daily Joke
"patton" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"That's the radio jingle for oarsmen Dodge in Sterling, Virginia. I first heard that when I was 8 years old. And it's been in my head perfectly. Since then, you know what else is still in my head perfectly? Doom business is a pleasure with the palette pharaohs Dodge. Mine automotive treasure park it in your room garage from trucks and vans and new sedans. There's no complaint to large. Doing business is a pleasure with a pallet for old Dodge. Boom. Feral Dodge radio jingle. Perfectly in my head. I've taken two infant CPR classes. I can not remember am I supposed to press on her chest first or blow into her mouth first. I can save my daughter's life. Very muddled up here. Not clear on it. But. You can depend on. This. Is this what happens when I'm kidding? I thought when you got older, you jettisoned bullshit in your head and got really wise and could just drop wisdom all the time. All I have is fucking nonsense up here. Radio jingles, fucking lists of superheroes, no one gives a shit about. Unhelpful. And they're doing all this stem cell research and refiring brain neurons. Can't I can I trade the oarsman Dodge jingle for knowing whether to press on her chest first or blown her mouth first? Or can I swap out the pharaoh's Dodge jingle for one karate move? Just one. I just want one. I don't need to know all just one, right. Throw a guy down and then run away. Screaming for the police to come help me. That's all I want. I'll take it. My daughter's going to be dying, and I'm going to be over her reciting brooker hour speech in the end of Blade Runner. Hey, Bradley should have paid attention to that CPR class, but you know what? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Oh, she's gone. Okay. Well, that was a cool speech to hear before you died. I guess. Stream Patton.
Netflix is A Daily Joke
"patton" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"A few months ago, I had really bad insomnia. Didn't sleep for four days, and it was freaking out. And slept so I went to my shrink and he said, well, look, I will give you four ambien. Before ambient, or reset your clock, you'll be fine, but they're addictive. I don't want to give you too many. So here's your four. And it worked. It gave me four ambient. Then I went back to Virginia to visit my parents and my mom said, oh, you just flew in from the West Coast. You bet you're pretty jet lag. Do you want an ambien? I do have yes. You have ambient. I have an ambien. And she brought out a pill bottle, the size of a police flashlight. This thing, it was huge and it was and it wasn't just ambient. It was ambien Vicodin. It was this whole trail mix of it was a whoops all crunch berry is assortment of oxycontins and wow. Holy, and she digs in the anime and hear you. I think this is an ambient. I'm like, okay. What the hell? And then I realized, if I go to a doctor I need some pills. They're like, well, you're 46. You have a couple of productive decades in you. We got it. We gotta be careful. My mom is at the age where she goes to the doctor, hey, I can't sleep. Well, here's enough ambient to your dead. How about that? Sail away, no reason to come back. How about a big hollow M and M's candy cane, full of. Full of Vicodin. Festive yay. Look at that. If I want if I want three Vicodin, I have to do the coffee is for closer speech from the beginning of glengarry Glen Ross to my doctor. And I got to nail it. Maybe I'll get pretty vico out of the guy. If my mom wants a dump truck a Vicodin, here's what she has to do. Pay close attention. Here grab a scoop, go to our bulk section. See if there's anything in there. Is this Oxy locally sourced? Okay, that's nice. Delightful. If you make it past 70 in this country, you are invited to a pill party that would bring Bob Fosse back to life and then kill him again. That is how many pills you are given. It is amazing. Hey, are your parents still alive? Are you guys not talking fucking make up with them? Make up with them and go through their just an hour going through their couch cushions. Your parents, your parents hiding in the cushions of their couch is another Coachella. It's just sitting there waiting to be found. Make up with your mom and dad, get the pills, but the pills in the will, mom and dad. Give the house to a white power organ. I don't give a shit. But the pills in the will. I want the pills. Watch Patton Oswalt. Talking for clapping, only on Netflix..
E-14 Podcast “The Sailor’s Voice”
"patton" Discussed on E-14 Podcast “The Sailor’s Voice”
"And he was like a natural athlete. Everything he did is because he busted his ass and he cannot stand that being the best he almost plays. He almost got a medal. Ucf yup and they said the last stretch was the run and he ran so hard he got to the finish line and he actually collapsed in oregon members. His dad running down to the coach. Saying is the boy gonna live. Is the boy gonna live. I mean he was fit that a forty two right. So i mean he. You know the the world athletic realm. You know what i mean. That's that's pretty good. Damn good down for for somebody. Who's you know again. This was three years after he graduates. So he's been in the army and the army didn't have a you know a an athlete. Or what did they. What do they call that. There's a a warrior athlete program. Now right they obviously nineteen. They didn't have that so they just kind of like hate you too okay. We need somebody go olympics when you happen to the hop on the train and take a ride for right exactly and i said no time to prepare. Most of these athletes train all year are joined from one one olympics to the next their training nephews. The world world's worlds first all in told olympian Told him. I'm sure there's got to be more folks. You know what i mean. You gotta fill the ranks. You're you know you just grab the some army knuckle drager go win something to just run. Yeah unfortunately i don't think justice go so he finally gets through that and he finally sees his first action. Second lieutenant look. I think it's still a second lieutenant george. Patton we talk about the mexican revolution. So pancho villa raise inhale attacked columbus new mexico so it was him. He was like a rebellion those before the people. Maybe i don't i don't know a lot about poncho. Annoy rose a lotta. He raised some hail back in the day so it was him and pershing general.
E-14 Podcast “The Sailor’s Voice”
"patton" Discussed on E-14 Podcast “The Sailor’s Voice”
"Caught him georgie. He was doing georgia. Got with georgia walnut. That's not a very strong. I mean george patton is strong. And georgie even talked to his family when he was ribs georgia in two star general. Georgy his family but he did at that appointment to west point but he worked his ass off no doubt yes so he while he was via my and like he his getting to westwood starts. Vm academically was was garbage. So get him. Getting into west. Point was pretty surprising. Anyway or the fact that he was able to make that transition and get that appointment It was his military drill that kind of set him aside from everybody else. Did the guy. Right off gecko was tactically proficient and that was like i said earlier it was kind of his happy place but again the academic senate of kicking his ass he had to do his freshman year they called their plea beer twice on it know that yeah so he had to repeat his his first year which is pretty crazy because if you i mean obviously different time and and whatnot different class structure now but generally if you you bomb out your your plea beer your first year at west point you. You don't get a second chance at that these days. You pack your shit and go home. But he gave them a second chance because he was so favored in his family. So predominant will. The guy was an athlete. And there's there's another funny connection Athletes get officially athletes to get no special treatment at a real life. Yeah i think. I have to say that for legal reasons but anyway but but no so he. He played football track and field which became a big thing for him Later on after he graduated and then fencing Was a big thing so he three sports that he excelled in and and was great. So i think that the athletic prowess kinda made up for or help. Some of his folks turn a blind eye to the fact that he kinda sucked academically. The guy did end up graduating forty six out of one hundred hundred three. I think it was the total number. So he you know he's so he's above fifty percent ready made mid above center mass which is good. He wasn't the goat Which the goat is not a good thing. It was point. The goat is like the very blast ranked first in the class like they could have been one. Oh two i mean and not been the. It's a great in the naval academy called. Assing anchorman or something like that. The guy that did the worst in the class graduating class cool that every military institution has their own nickname for the the dumbest do niclas. Yesterday she call the dumb student in the class. Sir ver- appoint seventies well. Let's get in so he graduated. West point forty six to three so above fifty percent so he didn't total fail and he did pretty good for god. That had probably some learning disabilities socially so he due to his athletic prowess olympic discern. So he was in the nineteen twelve leganes in sweden and What was the was a competition he went in. He competed competed in the pentathlon. The modern pentathlon right which consisted of what fencing It was it. Running fencing is so it's like four or five events like we as mix events rasmi five eight. So i'm thinking right now fancying pistols shooting running swimming. I can't remember the last one of top of my head. But he had too.
Inappropriate Earl
"patton" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"High up on the valley so that i got the bali that is from people who lived in virginia or baggies they might not have gotten the nuances of new speak But the i love that movie. I will say to one john us movie i love and it's probably his least successful movie with some kind of wonderful which it just didn't do as well. Whatever reason maybe people ryan that we get a teenagers up problems but You if you grew up in the mid to late eighties. I think They really nail the characters in terms of the ag. Craig schepers someone who always. Why wasn't this guy bigger. Yeah so good well. Some kind of wonderful to me felt like an apology for pretty in pink where he was like That she didn't end up with duckie. Here's the one. I wanted to do but the problem with wonderful. It's that it's that team dilemma. That you and i can totally relate to. I have to choose between this scorchingly. Hot girl in this other scorchingly hot girl like it's the single bike. I wanna be with thomson you can't. You'll have to be with mary. Listen up what perfect like the that. The girl that he ends up with is stunning. Like it's gorgeous. I don't what if the conflict heater shave is beautiful. I've seen her. i think she's going to be on orders and stuff like that and you instantly know. Oh my god. That's that sticks from some wonderful. Exactly mary stuart matches and she was show and still is so gorgeous. Leah thompson was gorgeous. Like the thing with john cryer who was also very handsome but he he was goofy. And it's like oh no it's his personality that makes attractive Mean and so that she's got decide between That's why i think the end of pretty in. Pink is so unsatisfying liquid. He looks over the the blonde girl. goes hey okay what doug like john hughes literally throws a blonde girl adam at the end like sorry about that. Here's a hot blonde. While it was the is so it was also the ec on a young andrew dice. Clay who Despite what he went through his a comedian he was always instill. It's an amazing actor.
Inappropriate Earl
"patton" Discussed on Inappropriate Earl
"You make more money. That's you can survive the first celebrity guests i had on this podcast was don frye. Who really who acts as well. He's pretty funny actually I think rob schneider of his films. When he came over he was limping and when he left to help Like i started crying. Because i'm emotional about stuff like that man of mine. He found the winners rules. Like right and it was also like before they knew i mean again. I still think. I would assume that steroids are still dangerous but they were there. There used in maybe a slightly smarter way now than they were back. Then i mean back then it feels like they. They were all making it up as they went along. So there was a lot of damage from those Tech when you talk early you know those interviews with early football players. They didn't have the protective. It's still horrible. What happens to football players. Now there's no to protect against that but really like the brutality of it must have been must have been unimaginable. I mean i'm a pittsburgh. Steeler fan does bother was friends with the owner every year. we'd get a game. You super bowl ball that they would you know autographed by the whole now. I would play with it. Those gotta be worth a hundred grand each right now but lost them all but i can imagine the steroids those guys. I think you're right. There were perria. What's this let's just take. Let's look if it'll stop my pain. So i can play tomorrow. I'll take this miami. I think it's literally just came down to that but let's just get me through each day. You see that documentary. About larry bird and magic johnson Near the end of larry bird's credit into bringing like a chiropractor just to basically get his back like back in place before each game he so wrapped his spine out because he would just play like it was always his last game and they would show. These huge tree attempted saves you crash on the ground. Slight like it was insane. I can't imagine what. I play a little bit of hockey just to have at that. I don't know about you. But i have to have one non comedy thing. I do too l. She sheet me from being insane. I think even at your level or any level is People are cool in our best. Wait a minute earl. you're blowing my mind here. Go down that road. What not all people are cooling this biz. Wait a minute. i mean. It shouldn't be that way. Like now. I was on the comedy central show roasts battle which was competitive roasting. All i wanted the judges on it. I was on season one. I don't think they could afford you on season one. I thought this was the greatest moment of my life is like i five on tv. This should i. Shouldn't i should be crying. I should be happy and it was a miserable experience low. Do it was like. Oh this business sucks are in some. Yeah well the business sucks depending on who you decide to hang out with you. There's i mean there are people that you can hang out with it. They are very competitive than they're insecure. And you can tell that. Wait a minute you forgot. I think somewhere along you've got the Forgot the fact that the lori martin points this out. If you're just making the minimal survival money is a comedian. You have won. You won you..
Couples Therapy
"patton" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Three brothers. One has passed away. One has become beyond right wing He was like a trump. is trump. Like these basically in off the grid weirdo. And then the other one is is like a gross trumper elliott. You think anyone of these people are listening to this. Because that's calling people out i would. I would be stunned if they owned computers. I would be stunned if these people that might. My dad has a sister who lives in arizona. Who time was going through. Some crazy stuff. And i just i don't know we we're we're not the odds vaults and runfola are not a close knit clan. Just sort of we we we. We spun and then we spread stick. Together is a very close knit family. Very very quick. So that's what i was gonna ask. What is that like pan. Did you start to find like myself. We like we like our parents but we're not like super close to them and we found more connection with our friends. Did with our families love my parents so close in but also my parents are at an age where it's hard for them to travel so i think them coming up for a wedding. Was there last clip out here. It was unspoken but like we're not doing this again. Y- live here and are so flipping cool and i'm with them. Basically every sunday and really alice's obsessed with them and yet we have a great this family affair it so foreign to me. I always like we all even when you were younger because you've started acting as a teen. I started when i was eight eight. Okay well honey. I imagine it was a very dramatic time a teen young actor. You're like running around going at his auditions. Did i get it did i. Not now. I gotta go be on set with these adults who might be creepy. But that's not for. I didn't feel like that. It didn't feel like that. It just felt lake like just you know some kids play soccer after school. Like i just wouldn't go to school. And i'd go to the set so it didn't feel like i still. I still had all my best friends. I still hung out with all the kids in my neighborhood. I still. it didn't feel. I don't know i handled it pretty well. My parents are normal people with real jobs and the real professional people and this was just something. I wanted to do that. They supported it. Wasn't it didn't feel crazy. It's also i assume normalized out here. Whereas like i grew up in pennsylvania and it's just like no. That's not a thing right here it's like. Yeah obviously this is a possibility and and probably an attainable possibility. If you're photogenic and have charisma you that much charisma but when you have it in spades. It's just given to you left. Yeah no it's you and your family you hang out every sunday you're like hanging out talking about life. I guess what now he's trying to get. What is it like not to have emotional damage handed down to you. Yeah yeah. I mean there's a little bit i mean a tiny tiny bit of like you know when you open the door when you're home from college and your mom gives you that look and they look means. Oh my god. You're so fucking fat. What happened to you and you say mom. I know what you're doing. And she goes what. I didn't say i know what you're saying. I didn't say anything. And you're like i know i'm fat. You don't have to tell me anything. You gave me the look very real very accurate but my mother would say it like. She's my mom would say at two but she'd also give you that horrible that set it all i know she's she's very much like she'll give a look and then just in case you weren't going what that look was you get fat and it's the best part is she likes the phrase things of the question as though she's giving you time to account for your failing and and then she says stuff like you know what i've been doing lately is walking and eating really healthy start saying things thinking that you'll like not what she's trying to say but actually be like. Oh that sounds like a great idea. Mind do that with you. Get some emotional damage. There's a little. oh wait meredith. you raised jewish. Yeah are you still jewish. Of course like go to temple. Jewish like or like me where i fast on yom kippur and that might be the limit i had. I went to temple. When i was little and i went to all my friends. Bombardments fezzan love them and my parents. We have passover at my parents house. But it's like funny passover because my dad is like i want to tell you what my dad is like but the examples i'm gonna use. Maybe aren't the best example but in the old days they used to be. My dad is a mixture of dr huxtable and chevy chase from caddyshack. He's not bill cosby right right. Yes and so. He's a jokester and we'd have bill cosby funny. Just jovial. they're fun they're fun. Guys all right anyway gone so we have passover but like it's a but we make we make it fun like know why this night do we leave the four questions. He did like the four questions from Monty python and the holy grail. He's like what is your favorite color yellow nobu that movie but he would just bill. Cosby's voice like deporting. Bob footing rudy as the only black person. I felt i should take it. Good okay totally pivoting away. Because i'm so curious because you let's talk about. I mean you joked about it. You know getting married at one hundred forty seven. It's my question of sort of like when you do when you do meet somebody older when you're like i am settled in like this is who i am. This is my routine. This is how i approach life. I imagine it's like you either. Click or you. Don't like for instance. I think andy and i we met in our early twenty my mid twenties like in new york. We're like what is comedy. Let's find a dream. We felt like we really kind of growing up together. Oh y'all were already grown. You know what i mean like. You had a shot was he was he was married. He had a child he'd done all that. And i still was living the life of a you know. A swinging. Single settled been married okay. So you're okay you're okay so tell me everything. Tell me how you knew as a grown woman. One hundred forty seven years young young and these streets. How did you because well first of all. I dated everyone on the planet. I i had so many fabulous crazy adventure boyfriends never anyone. You'd wanna bring home to your dad but definitely fun adventures. So i think i got all that craziness out of my system and then i was single for a really long time and i was always with my friends and their kids. And i'm like anti-american jordan era. I have like tons of kids in my life. That i'm obsessed with and i was super just loving my life and and then patent and i met well we we. We met over facebook on a text thread. A friend of ours invited us to dinner party and he didn't end up going but it was on a text thread with like twelve people and the day after. I was like great dinner party. Dude you miss the best fucking lasagna. And he happened to be online at the same time and we started deming each other back and forth and then continued that for like three months two hours every single night. So i got to know him. I wasn't like trying to date him. He wasn't trying to date me. We were just talking like real people and then we like fell in love and then it was all freaked out like what happens when i meet him in person. I'm probably not going to like him. Because i know me and i hate everybody and i met him and i was here so cute like was there a moment and also to questions you were both public personas. Yeah like you knew each other. I assume as public personas before you met you. We knew of each other. I mean it wasn't like we were a couple of connections friend. Wise on the outer orbits of our friend groups. But we didn't really know like i wasn't am i if you're sitting public persona a comedian. Who tells jokes. But it wasn't like i was being that you know not till recently have i gotten really personal. And you've never been that you're working. Actress like your. He means man. But you see somebody on camera you know them but truthfully no he hadn't really seen much of my stuff and i certainly hadn't seen much of his stuff only once..
Couples Therapy
"patton" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"People saying the tagline is a litmus test for where they're at emotionally in this given moment. yeah. I don't okay l. eighties time. Yeah was doing madonna. We'll wait a minute. I was just guys. Maybe i was just interviewing richard marx. And you know what this fits perfectly into ready. Open your hearts then. Loosen your butts. It's time for carpools. Oh my god it fits perfectly into wait right here waiting for you. That's right as good baby. I bet we could do it for every song. Is that from the karate kid soundtrack writer waiting. You're thinking of i. I am a man who will fight for your honor of yes right. You're waiting. Its own smash thing. I don't think it was on a soundtrack. Okay all mixed together my head because it was just on the radio. When i was a kid car with my mom i would hear all the soft rock hits of the eighties. Soft rock ed's okay patented meredith. This is very exciting for us. This is very exciting for us. I love that to really be having sharing the excitement. Not having a manufacturer for that happens so often how much of this industry is manufacturing for something. Well hang on right now. All your past guests select talking. They are they the ones who did not give it back. They know who they are. Okay so you guys. How was your fourth of july. Did you do anything fun. For america worth ago. I was very chill very little. Did we do anything. We kinda do what i did. I sat out on my balcony and listened to my neighbor's leave their christian country raw. And scream. dude we'll give me some gum. Hey you do this lip and slide. There are like thirty year olds next door with red solo cups flying the american flag all doing cross fit in the backyard. Can we listen to pan. You've lived out here for a long time meredith. You grew up here right. What is why is this city like rural new jersey. No it isn't just my neighbors. I think oh no. We're no this okay. And we did a show in no north hollywood on friday night it felt very like patterson it felt very like patterson touch newark okay. Energy where in north hollywood were you not not far up like certain like on lankershim sort. By where the car dealership this. It was the comedy chateau. If that's a yeah yeah. I don't know if you've seen that matt that's going around where someone did what the new york earls are but for la it's So the like beverly hills at little strip that's manhattan and then los felice and silverlake is brooklyn at the but they at i forgot staten island. Ever no no actually. The far west valley is staten island. But not the whole valley the rest of the valley. I'm where we are is queens. Really we we all live in queens that we were before we started rolling that we were talking about weddings and like how to how to decide who to invite and how many people to invite. And how do you make of the. You don't have to invite every single person. You may have had a conversation with as again you guys to like you guys have a lot of friends over the years of just living and people who know you like you know you met or maybe even feel like they know you better than you feel like you got married so late in life so late i was one hundred and forty seven years old when i married patton and when you get married that late your parents don't really have a say of who they can invite your wedding but it also helps you. We had gotten to that age. Where you you realize an it. You don't take a personally that there certain phases of your life or you have a circle of friends and then you don't have that circle of friends anymore. You just either you all evolve beyond you know so we reach this phase where we end up kind of fallen into nice tight little circles of friends that we were able to invite. It ended up being kind of perfect. Well that that being said there were some people who weren't invited who are very upset about it. Oh no that's what i'm more grab. That's because our list because we started planning our wedding eight years ago seven years. It's changed. I mean there are literally four or five different spreadsheets every time. We're like lead. I think it's time for us to start planning again. And then yeah it and like we go through like well this person no longer. We're not friends with them anymore. I guess like and then like and then there's like a bunch of like people waiver in and out of like that close friend list went from like three hundred people down to one hundred hundred and fifty or something like that. I think it was just under a hundred and fifty it was it was manageable was going nice size. Yes the perfect size and the perfect people but it definitely had. We had the wherewithal to invite more. We could have doubled it. I have so many friends is such pam has like one friend. I ninety nine friends. Just my friends are all weirdos that half of them. If i don't invite him to things are like. Thank you very social. So they're totally cool. Not like they'll join me at the new. Beverly for the a are eight screening of two lane blacktop. But if i have a wedding they're like hey can i maybe not good or you know what i actually have. I have a lot of friends and this is actually very strategic. And i'm guilty this too. They wanna be invited to everything and have to go to nothing but they wanna be able to go well. I was invited. But i couldn't go that they want there were. There were a lot of people that i invited. That i knew wouldn't come saw. This is actually a free spot. Let's send me in a way they're not gonna show up. Yeah yeah i mean. We're thinking about doing out here which should cut down on like my parents. Elderly jewish friends from them wedding. Right hook fingers crossed. When you get married at one hundred forty seven. Most of your earth elderly. Jewish friends are already gone. I decided i had my to then not somber sorry no accurate but no. I'm joking. That was my childhood friends from virginia. Came out my parents came out. That was kind of it everything everything else was like. I'm not gonna fly people out here so all my friends were here if everybody. That's why you have hollywood ninety nine friends because they're all my college friends fluid but otherwise most people live here. But i like some. I had some onto knuckles that. I didn't invite where i'm just like you calls you. What's this podcast. So that people about their partners. Wait honey really..
Couples Therapy
"patton" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"Name is andy. And i am naomi. We're real life couple real life couple of comedians and on couples therapy. We answer a couple of different questions from a couple different listeners. Lou baby andy. It's good to be back at the mike. Eight at babe back in is good to be back in los angeles. there's a question mark. we're back in los angeles was just new york. Both of us were yundi. Both of us and mabel takes three. I gotta post like. I was the mabel takes manhattan. Because she did so much she wrote so many subways she loves. the subway. loves the subway listeners. You will not believe how excited when we would go down to the train onto the platform. You no matter. What train like the b. would come past. And we're waiting for the sea. And she would like the doors open and she would like run to it. And then you know once you get to the end of her leash obviously. She's not on the train and she looks back at me and she's like why are why aren't we train the trainers year. What is wrong with you. Guys i to get on the train with ninety percent of people wearing masks and ten percent assholes. I wanna get i tell you. There's one night where so obviously you know we're in new york. Whiled delta is surging. And i'm like freaking out going on the trains and there was this one night where like everyone on the car. It was such a nice ride. Everyone on the car had mass on. And then there's like twenty something dude. I think pretty drunk and high gets on talking loudly into his phone. And i give them stink guy which was my usual strategy was to give someone stink. I'd still a little bit. And then i would say three percent of the time they put on a mask okay but still three percent of the time the stink worked we locked eyes for so long and he just looked at me defiantly. He knew i was giving him the stink. Yeah and then he the doors close. He likes puts his back on the thing. So loud we talking into his phone it pulls out of eight just a like to say i'm gonna spread my breath. Even further. mabel was so excited to go on the train hammy. She loved it so wait. Why were we in new york. Well i was filming a set for season. Three of the net flicks. Standup show the standup. What can you believe thirty minutes of comedy by yours. Truly and i have to say it was pretty good. I will say because it really felt like really rushed. And i felt like almost out of body experience and it was just such a rush rush to like. I don't know it all happened so quickly but then i thought that i set. I connect it with a higher power. I locked in. I was present focused on the work. Can i just say so. I think when you said it was pretty good. I don't know if you're just being modest or self deprecating or what. Because i would say that was one of the best and i'm not just saying this because i'm your husband but it was one of the best standup sets i've ever seen. Oh wow thank you do that. I've been so a few like it. It was you came out. And i don't know if they're gonna keep this in their forty five seconds to a minute of the audience going crazy. Well sorry go on. No no no it was. It was wonderful. I think it's it's funny. Because i remember when i finished that i set. I was like yeah we got. That was guy was riding high and now here. We are a little while later or anything. I'm like i just hope it translates to television And then i was like i got a lot of applause breaks but were they laughing or were they just clapping. I want people to be laughing. But i'm gonna say this okay. It was a perfect evening because if nothing else to women in the front row of the first taping were wearing jubilo t shirts okay. Jubilee t. shirts t. shirts that we made to commemorate our love my art and our program. They were there. They were suited up and shown up and that was gorgeous. I had never felt more beautiful beautiful. There were there. Were actually a lot of this is funny because the first set was so few sive people were like. Oh you must have had a lot of friends there. That's not true. There was barely anyone we knew at that. I mean all the friends were at the second taping which was like a pretty good but not as like like crazy as that first aping so those were strangers. Naomi that were going crazy. How there's one person i met arden. Who is very nice. We love them. And i couldn't remember besides the two people the win the jubilee t shirts. In the one couple's therapy teed crew. Sorry if you don't know what. Qc is qc did show up okay. In person and also in spirit there was support from the qc via instagram gm. And i felt. I felt that i was on the wings of an angel bureau. Mean you listen being Everybody's my wings i. I was trying to seeing josh grope. Remember now he does so look for that. We'll talk more about this on the patriots on speaking the patriots. Oh yeah baby you could sign up for the patriot. 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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"patton" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"I wish i could remember the statistic more precisely but it's like being isolated. Is i think as bad as heart. Disease it causes. It is is a major cause of stress being not having some kind of interaction. It's what you know when little babies are born preemies babies they have women you know. Volunteers come and just touched them all day. So them grow yeah or else they don't grow. Yeah you know there's always. I'm really glad that we feel like we're on the beginnings of a being very open about medication therapy mental health. I the years that i resisted going on antidepressants and going to therapy. Because i bought into that fucking myth. And i think a lot of this came out all comedy because of the kind of figures that we worshiped. Which is we're trying to beat. You gotta be tormented to be funny. Yeah like if i would. If i take prozac what am i going to have to be talking about right. No you and by the way every all these people that we that we worshiped that we're all tormented and mostly drunks and drug addicts. Why do you think they were drinking and taking drugs right right. Who tried to improve their moods. They could create things like the whole idea. They just didn't have write access to the talk therapy and stuff that we had there. So i yeah and i remember so clearly. I've always remember this. When i when i finally did go into therapy because i was like having a nervous breakdown in my in my late twenties and i called my mom and dad and talk to them and suck. My dad was a marine for twenty years and it was like i just feel so weak that i make them like. I'm going to therapy. You know and i just feel so weak like you never went to therapy humphrey. Bogart never did therapy. And my dad said no humphrey. Bogart never did therapy. He also smoked a carton of cigarettes a day right. Which is that was him doing. Therapy abbott. right. You know so so. Do you want to smoke a cart cigarettes a day or do you want to go to therapy and liberal light. Just like oh wow. So he was doing pull ups when he told you that spill over tripwire explosions in the background. But what kind at. I just see all these things like that song. They did on crazy ex girlfriend. And then you know. Pete davidson on. Snl like this. No shame in the medication game. Make your mad right. Take take your meds romantic about going crazy. I completely are a creative person. Take your meds. You can keep doing creative stuff. I it sounds like you. You don't need this. But i love this when i my wife left me when i was twenty eight my first wife obviously and that was really sad and i was talking to millennia and i was like well. Shouldn't i be funny. I was like. I'm not funny like i wasn't fun i could. I could fake stand up for seven minutes even like the week she left me. I could go up. And i wanted to go do the rhythm to do the rhythm here the laughs and to kind of feel a little bit normal but i got off stage and i was just wearing another dentist reference for your dad but wearing the weighted lead jacket that no one can see like. You're just really heavy. And i said i thought all this stuff was supposed to make us funny in malaysia. Goes pain gets in the way it was like so there you have it. Good mullany great rid of the pain. But that's all get rid of all of the best stuff that i wrote in for katie to animate so trump my My special annihilation which was about the death of my wife and losing her in becoming a widower. But i wasn't really able to start writing and putting that special together to do properly until you process met at nonprofit meredith. No you wrote annihilation before. Well i wrote a lot of it. But i wasn't able to make it funny until i had some frigging joy. Yeah of course you know what i mean like. There was that as everyone. He wrote that totally paint. I wrote all. I wrote down all the incidents i wrote down all the reality of what happened but i wasn't able to start of corn until i met and by the way it was it wasn't even it wasn't even me necessarily falling in love. We we met and just talked for three months on on facebook. We just texted. We didn't even talk on the phone and just having someone to talk to every night and going. Oh there's there's intelligent cool. This is an having someone to talk to in the dark at the end of the day. That's what set me back on the path to where i needed to be so you all and i saw so many people during the comedy boom and this is the sound really mean but it was true. What you were saying. You would see a lot of these young comedians going. I had a horrible childhood. I should be hilarious like sometimes you have a terrible tout and it doesn't make you funny and there's other people who've had you know zach. Galifianakis had the most wonderful family at the most wonderful upbringing. And he's a he's brilliant. Feted you know and and and and you know people like david cross and lorikeet had nightmare. Childhoods also brilliant. But just because you have one of the other doesn't guarantee you the you know what i mean. That's so and you would see a lot of people coming to that realization and was it felt really tragic like you almost wanted to go. They deserve to have something. What the hell sometimes. That's not what it is absolutely well. i think. Probably a bell curve for me. And i'd love to hear what you think about this. It's like to me. It was a desire to connect you were saying connecting with people and as an actor you can relate. I'm sure i felt as a kid. I was like i'm not getting from the little. Hey how you doing. The fifty percent eye contact and the glazed overlook look like. I'm not getting enough. I want the hard stuff i want to know. And it's not just that they're listening to me but when three hundred people are listening to me. We're all listening to the same thing. There's like a united ryan concrete association of the moment. So maybe when i was younger it was like oh. They're all listening to me now. I just like that. We're all of one mind. That's why if you patent and allison. I'll watch movies together and there's nothing i hate more than during the movie if you like. Check your twitter because because it takes you out of that we're all in this whole. I understand that are in this room together. You get up to go to the bathroom and you don't posit. Why is that offensive. It's like we're watching glazier. I don't wanna wait. Yeah i want. I want us all in the same with. Can i tell you something. It's going to sound stupid column an epiphany. But it really wasn't epiphany i one of the last times i took mushrooms is i kept saying over and over. I don't know if you can remember this..
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"patton" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"But there's a lot of invasion. You went right to back. Well i have a gun. Exactly what if happened to us valid. I was sitting watching. Tv was probably like seven o'clock sky. Look kind of a crazy looking guy. Just walk through just opened. The door said i help you. And he said yeah. I'm just turning eight. And i'm like fun creed act together. Make put a long overcoat on a wire you work. I could be the dead person. But i'm also just sort of like this. Probably an explanation minded not look like he looked crazy and also to his to his his fault he instead of going. Oh i was sent here fire contract. He was like you know. Didn't say anything he he was real. Who are you. what are you doing here. And he's like a any takes out his phone and he starts scrolling through his phone. I'm like probably to snap a pick of the lady with the pink bat but also like when a crazy manson chick girl comes back with a baton is coming at. You just go. I bury the agree. Yeah when we watch let me hang on. Let me get my phone out. let's show do vallon. i watch where i'm just like. What's frazier i'm embarrassed. But we like watching frazier in the pandemic and we're still watching it and there's so many situations which is like just say say what is what is just go. Oh i know how this looks. But i'm actually looking for my and it's over but then the drama would be over so you guys are good for a podcast. 'cause you're bat. I you get the bit we get. The story. didn't say anything. He's taking his sweet time coming out with whatever. And so. I was like start. Walking start. Walking might leave. And i'm pointing to the exit like stop looking your phone and start walking like like i was my i got real alpha good for that. It wasn't and it also helps. Because then i kind of followed her out. And i'm in cargo pants and flip flops and like a stain t shirt but i think it actually helped the situation because she is just vivid and in this dress with a pink bat like looks gorgeous but also frightening and i look like the house behind her like i can't when she gets like can't control their man he's created many during the door salesman. Just please just leave. I think that actually is frightening. She was. I think it scared him. Even more seeing me twenty behind going to do what she says i can do. I would walk away right now. You were that you were flavor. Flav to her check debate. Yes it was glad she she hits me to know maybe never say that because actually did meet someone that a girl did that to him. Horrible sucks yeah. Oh i had a girlfriend. I was scared up for sure. It's terrible no. It is scary especially when you're enormous but emotionally. She would make me feel so strong and it sounds very scared of her. Yeah because it. You don't expect it not you know yes. There are stereotypes. That's not nice. To like perpetuate a stereotype. But you don't expect a smaller girl than you to be violent you and hit you like that's horrific assaults and all that sorta i mean is that isn't that terrible and i can't imagine the man must feel again stereotypically of what how we raise boys girls makes it even worse when you feel even it's even more scary because it's so unexpected and you're like how did i get in the situation. Yeah and then. They're shame right in women. I think anybody in an abusive situation probably feels some sort of shame. Yes but i would imagine a man being abused by a woman probably the shame as a yes. They all feel it but it just got a feel a little strange way lecturing that i really have a vivid memory of walking down the street with this woman and thinking that like in a scott pilgrim style that she could just hit me with one hand. And i'd go flying through buildings and stuff like obviously. I didn't believe that rationally but like that's there's certain people in our lives. My parents are like this. I don't know if you can relate to this. Of course. I'm nervous. When i talked to my parents because the psychological bond is so strong that they can say one thing and ruined my we. My mom's won't just looked at me. And i might exactly. I know what you're thinking like. Don't we do more visits. It's like because it's really loaded to be with you. And i'm sort of embarrassed to admit that like like they can just kind of go like and you're just like that it's like handing out hanging out with a loaded gun right you know and so it can be really luck can kill also very weird when there's people that have been were raised in physically and emotionally very abusive environments but somehow they rise above it or they cope and they become better people and there's other people that one day their mom or dad at askance for like half a second just spun them out for life. Yeah and so. It's all proportional and it's all relative. Oh man that sounds. Scarier that yeah. We've talked about that on our friday with val podcasts. Where it's like. I'll have like a difficult conversation with my dad or something which means the example was me on a family vacation and i just didn't i. The way of loving myself was to say. No i was just like i really wish i could. Oh dal said that. I wish i could. Which is the truth like. Yeah god you i wish. We both are fantasizing about away where that would be fun. We're walking machine. That have that good experience. But i know that. I'm not so i'm protecting myself from even grateful that you can imagine it to the same fantasy and you're you probably and i know my dad were similar. You probably just had the right cup of coffee. You just had the right day. Maybe a bowel movement and the world is infinite possibilities. I'm a little bit more grounded. And i'm like he would laugh his ass off if i said any of this. Tim and i'm like dad. Three days is stretching it with us like three days too much. Yeah we start going crazy because day one. It's still kind of fresh to reheat those. You play the same record. How are you. How's your brother has job as you can get through one meal meal to starts getting a little thin meal three..
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"patton" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"Theories that eyes wide. Shut is about jeffrey epstein. And that whole you know all of because at the mansion where he goes to that weird sex party that initials j. e. r. mcgee. Oh really is that true. Yes true wow. I love room to thirty seven if you watch that my my. It's i've seen it so many times. What is it about. Do you like just like figuring shit out. Do kind of nerdy. I'll even watch speed run videos even for games that i don't speed run because i love the conspiracy of like if you shoot an arrow on this block. Someone thought it through. I love it. I love the process of how the human mind comes up with conspiracy theories. Because i think that's what has happened since the beginning of time. It's a big scary world and what you do to comfort yourself. Is you invent stories and sometimes people like well the conspiracy to kill jfk. How comforting to make. That's actually very comforting. Because what actually happened was a loan. Nutbag shot him because they weren't paying attention and that's a scary mom and dad weren't looking. It's way more comforting to go ohno. There was a whole planned out. People are in control even if the control is evil. Yeah it's comforting to think that there's control the devil you know. I remember after nine eleven. I was flying on a plane. I was like it's okay. They won't do it again because they did. As a false flag thing. And you know what i mean like. It's not going to like it made me comfortable flying. Yeah all that. Go see stuff once once. They got what they wanted. They're not gonna do again. That's kind of like a good idea like there's been a serial killer in your neighborhood and they killed someone next door you're like you're going to hit another spot. They're not gonna hit the same well. They're goal block. They do every other block. They don't do well if somebody murder. Serial killer kills someone in your neighborhood. There's a very good chance they won't do your neighbor. That's what i'm saying. It's not going to strike twice. That's why you fly the airline. That had the crash right recently because x y you eat at the restaurant that got the derating and then reopened with the rating. You know that they've gone over the top. Yeah cleaning things because they don't wanna get closed down. Yeah and then to that. Yeah so no sex on your wedding. I don't know i don't remember. I remember that there. There wasn't we were so exhausted. 'cause it was such an amazing wedding and reception. We danced till forever back and it was the next day. Billy bob kraft our wedding. And so did john know john was invited. Wasn't yes okay. In crashed the wedding. It was more fun when he did that. Billy bob dude. That was fun. Was he recording some box. Cutters we got married at henson studios and they. That's where the old fund. Charlie chaplin theater. Is there this big studio. And that's the home of the muppets clearly and i'm obsessed with the muppets. And he's obsessed with film. And i happen to be very good friends at the people who run the studio because one of my friends is a singer and i was there for many years. And they're like you should get married here. Why did i bring this up. Because billy bob thornton and so he was recording music in one of the recording studios while our wedding was happening and so he just came down but he knew people at the wedding. Billy bob thornton. Whose band was called is called the box cutters which were used by terrorism to take over nine eleven. We got married at the muppet studios. Muppets take manhattan box cutters. Oh my god you ever seen the one independent first of all the conspiracy room. Two thirty seven is a conspiracy. It's just deep thinking into the room where they learn how to do stuff known what. What's the movie about the shine shine. But those aren't conspiracies as much as potential intentions of a direct right. What's the thing with the animation. And they always put the one thirteen. Thirteen sorry i was thinking of two different doors. Well that's not always a door. That's that's that's why it's a little. It was the it was the room number of where they learned animation at at is and they put all their picks. Right i was saying is people going. Oh no what. The shining is really about stanley. Kubrick faked the apollo one. It's also like the moon is two hundred and thirty seven hundred thousand miles and he wears the and he wears the usa shuttle shirt as he stands up. But then you're like but no to thirty seven is in the novel by stephen king who wasn't right like oh interesting has nothing to do. It's not as fun. But in the a cot with just cutting you and go but it was also on the book and then it cuts back all sorts. No it's about america's mistreatment of the indian all the county. Yes short boxes and on the indian designers to that. You don't buy that one. No one all all disagree anywhere strug disagree you think it was they. Just get me something. Stanley kubrick was like. Just give me something. He was the blood. The blood elevator buried on an indian ground. Well they also think in that blood elevators and you can see a body somewhere like there was a murder during the shooting and there's a body that floats in the people use spot in the water for like a second but it can. It's just you can see anything anywhere. Well that's that after nine eleven they were like you can see the devils face. I remember anything in the smoke. Let's get over it. It's all done okay. So you have a podcast and you read texts. Yup thanks for having us on all right good. We just wanted to promote his. You know what i like about your podcast tell me well obviously or a stand up comedian as patent and you are the only podcast person i've met. Who has a hand held. Microphone as if you are doing. Stand up and this is what you like about nelson. I'm not done pete. You ain't got already for complement and that we don't have my extend not enough. I'm not done. I love it and i need it now. These are just happy observations. I love that's the good name for your book. Happy thank you okay. that's written. it's been written. Well i like that. And then i also like i wasn't going to go into a whole thing. I just like the fact that we're just chilling on your couch. It was just the microphone. Dominion like you're letting me down. What it is if i get interrupted in any form whatsoever or if i am about to interrupt someone because i have a thought and i try to interact i interrupt. That's the problem. Because i can't hold a thought for very long and so and so i did have a whole thing i wanted to tell you and then you said something and then it went pouf but yeah it was what you like about my podcast. I just really think that this is fun. Just sitting on a couch and chilling. And that's fun although she brings up an interesting point are do you use hand-held nights because this is your comfort zone in communicating wilson. I really good point. Never when we did it. At meltdown we had stands. Oh that is true. We sat at a table. Thank you both are very comfortable. I prefer it this way. I prefer at this and i feel like that i love that. What are you doing. look at him. Go look at them go. And he like moved the microphone way like he's like rockstar casino and she pulls it like straight. Anyway my point is i feel very cool holding a microphone like as if i'm a rockstar. As if i'm a i like the director for healthy selfish. Yep yep what surprised you the most about. Because if i moved in with and i would have certain guesses. What surprised you the most meredith. Oh boy i'm gonna go wait in the car for a while. She's got to talk. Roll the windows up immigration. What surprised me the most about living with you. Oh you know what it was. I'm not gonna interrupt go ahead. I've got this one's definitely not gonna interrupt compliment just said you weren't gonna interrupt and now i can't remember what we'll take a word from our sponsor go ahead the most well. I was never married before. I was single for four thousand years. The only person i ever live with my cat. And when i lived with patton i it wasn't just necessarily him in particular could have been anyone but i feel like whenever because i lived alone if i had people over at my house i was like. Can i.
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"patton" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
"You made it weird with the need homes. What's happening weirdos. It's patent oswald returns for the third time to you. Made it weird and this time. He brought the delightful and talented and funny meredith sounder. They are now hosting their own podcast. Which is called. did you get my text. Which is hilarious and fun and funny as is this conversation. I'm so glad you guys are here to check it out and definitely check out. Did you get my text as well. This episode we only have one. Pete's pick which i'm excited because it's a great one. It's our friends at ned. Anco if you guys like this show and you want to. Show your support of as i like to say. There's always free podcasts. By some that inco that would definitely help us out and it helps me out. I am a huge believer. A huge lover of cbd and then co makes a some of the best quality great absolute tasting clean perfectly grown cbd in the world. They have third party lab reports on who farms their him. They are very close watchers of their cold extraction process even where it's formed. They don't get it at some farm. That's growing five hundred acres of gmo cotton and a little patch of hemp. They have hemp specific farmers who are all about the plant who play music to the plant who have worm beds and feeding the soil of the things. That soil is usually lacking to get an incredibly beneficial clan ally. Which is what hemp is for those of you. That don't know what it's not like marijuana. It doesn't get you stone. I like to say it's my happy juice. It's very subtle. it's almost up. Perceptual just puts like a happy easy smile just behind your face. I know that doesn't really make sense. But that's how i feel when i take it. I can just feel myself be a little bit quicker to laugh quicker to focus quicker to ease into and yield into whatever project. I'm sitting down to do so. It's not like weed in that it doesn't take you out of the game. You can work on it. You can focus on it. You can read on it. You can carry a conversation on it. I'm not good with weed i love. Cbd i take it often in the morning. When i'm sitting down to work. Because like i said it just helps me surrender into the process. I have less anxiety what i could be doing. His focus and locking on what i am doing and i take it at night when i'm trying to wind down and relax and believe it or not. It helps both of those. It helps me lock into work and it helps me unwind at the end of the day. And that's why. I call it my miracle. Plant ally and in company makes such a clean. Cbd they don't even flavor it it's just mixed with a little bit of mcat oil and you can taste how clean the product is when you drop it into your mouth. It is super super clean. And like i said it either makes you feel chilled or it helps you merge into your work i find it to be mood elevating stress reducing and like. I said. it doesn't get you high. It's just a wonderful plant ally. I also loved their magnesium super super blend called mellow. But what. I'm really focusing on here. Is there. cbd so if you want to try that i highly recommend it and it would show your support of this show when we really appreciate that so go to hello dot com slash weird or enter weird at checkout for fifteen percent off your first one time purchase and twenty percent.
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
"patton" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
"Tackling depression anxiety trauma stress. The kinds of things that are just super common. But don't get talked about nearly enough conversations that are illuminating honest. And sometimes pretty funny with folks like kelsey darah open. Mike eagle and patent. Oswal was never therapy in my dad said. Yeah but he smoked a carton of cigarettes a day so he was in therapy plus psychiatrists psychologists and all kinds of folks on depression mode. We're working together learning helping each other out where team join our team depression mode for maximum fun wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back to bullseye. I'm jesse thorn. If you're just joining us. I'm talking with comedian. Patton oswald and actor meredith salinger patent and meredith have been married since two thousand seventeen and this summer. They launched a new podcast together. It's called did you get my text with meredith and patent on it. They take a break from their busy lives as actors to talk about all the text messages memes and random stuff they send each other throughout the day. Let's get back into our conversation. Where did the two of you meet up in person for the first time. Well he's like what's your favorite restaurant. And i'm thinking to myself. I'm not having to our dinner with someone that i might not be attracted to so and i've been on a billion blind dates and my theory is forty five minutes no matter what forty five minutes and the guys are always like. What if we are madly in love with each other. It was like then we can see each other again. But if we're not then this was great by so anyway like a timeout clock on the table brings a huge our land. I pretty much. And i'm like i gotta be out by six four if the date is at six. I'm like gotta be gone by six forty five anyway. It's only so we met as shutters on the beach which is a hotel and they have a like a bar or restaurant overlooking the ocean. And i thought great we can have a drink will have something to look at. And if it's terrible i'll leave and this has never happened in the history of merit salinger ever but after having a drink i was like. Do you wanna go for a walk. And then we went for a walk on the beach and we looked at all the people that muscle beat. We were like by venice. Venice santa monica..