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"nunchucks" Discussed on Distorted View Daily
"He does the cleaning one of the most widely used crime beta. That's that that we have and He told me that it's not that for two house like a huge crime count. It's just that four doesn't have as much protection for those Darken are just Who did accused of a crime and so the news organizations are they took advantage of that only the same way with the lifelong but the news organizations aren't there to take advantage of it as crazy shit going on going on in every state probably just as frequent as as it happens in florida but because of the laws news organizations can define this stuff in florida faster. Eat more easily. Everybody know i got my purse Came out there but in on a little sore kind of feel they get your thoughts la use. My left hand was wondering if you use your right hander. Your left arm. You know not the harm. Not the not the hands on his. I got my. I don't know what you're asking. I don't know if you're asking about jerking off. I'm left handed. First of all so. But i i use my right hand for for scissors. I'm kind of weird. That way. But for most things i i use my left hand jerking off. I use my left hand. So i got the shot in my right arm.
"nunchucks" Discussed on Distorted View Daily
"Social media users across platforms have gone wild over claims that a man was arrested outside of kid. Rock's bar for allegedly tossing the contents of his us colostomy bag on to other patrons which is still only the fifth. Grossest thing that happened at can rocks bar on saturday reports. I surface of the wild events on saturday evening. Twitter account scan nashville which regularly reports on tennessee. Police activity receive word. That law enforcement had been called you kid rock's honky tonk rock and roll steakhouse which is a real thing. I assure you to handle a disruptive patriot outside of the establishment. Apparently against of this upscale restaurant was not happy with his porterhouse. He nashville scanner began their twitter thread with unit needs transport car at roll kid rock in an ambulance and a sergeant mail took off his colostomy bag and started swinging it others. Some units have feces on them. This was the third time. Defender had been flagged to the metro. Nashville police department in recent memory. He's really wielding that close to me bag as a weapon. Life has delta. Should he hand literally. I mean he's got this colostomy bag he has to have why not use it to his advantage pissing him off. Newsweek independently confirmed with the metropolitan ville police department. That a john doe was arrested over the weekend after causing a public disturbance with his colostomy bag. The defendant was outside drunk a bottle of beer blocking the outside emergency exit door at kid. Rock's kid rock security told the defendant to leave but he refused. Police apparently tried to calm the man down at the scene but the man escalated things. When the metro police officers arrived at the location to assist security the defendant took out his colostomy bag from the inside of his front pants area and started to swing back around like none chucks from left to right hitting two of the metro. Police officers with his sees. John doe was charged with assault on the metro. Police officers plus disorderly conduct and public intoxication. Shortly after the twitter reports surfaced. Facebook group scoop nashville reported to their followers that the man remove his use colostomy bag at establishment and started swinging. The filled bag got others. Some units patriots have been assaulted with feces. At least one officer has left work to change. Clothes apparently kit rocks bar was throwing a huge party. to celebrate the mask mandate being lifted. It's a mask not a colostomy bag man being lifted back in june of twenty two. One kid rock's bar made headlines when the owner of the establishment claimed. It was hypocritical for nashville mayor. Jon cooper to shut the bar down for violating cove nineteen safety protocols but allowed protesters to demonstrate freely. This is the epitome of hypocrisy is attorneys. Ed this violates my clients due process and equal protection rights under the constitution. The lawyer didn't have much to say about the colostomy bag situation. Now all right there. You got friends asia or distorted news. I let's do a couple voicemails and get the hell out of guys love to hear from you. Freak saying there are many ways to contact the show show at.
"nunchucks" Discussed on Distorted View Daily
"Not puking slowing down though the same definitely not getting any pussy tonight. I don't know how much of this you wanna hear. I've probably already gone way past. Most of you want me to stop. But he's just about done. He is slowing down though. This meet was kept outdoors. Time syrian houston texas. It's summertime free range meats eating spill. No blood no mean nothing now. Man like retarded professional eaters go food and say is very tidy as he's eating all the meat and drinking the blood. He's not once did he. Even gag or dry heave. I'm addressed there. You go and other moron. Eating aged one hundred and twenty five day old meets out in the texas heat. Missus moving on you guys know that i had. To unsubscribe from dr man's videos because it would they would show up on my youtube like new video. Feed and as much as i wouldn't wanna look at the video. I didn't wanna watch it. Because i knew it would set me off. I can't help myself. And i lose my fucking mind and i got talk about it here on the show to make you guys as miserable as is video made me now. I have slipped a few times. I thought well. Let's see what dr man is up to. I won't watch the video. I just want to see what the titles are and inevitably. I end up watching the video now. I've been pretty good for the last few months. I'd say and i don't have a dr man for you today. However i've noticed that there are a lot of dr man clones popping up near the program and you. You're lucky enough to not know who dr man is. Is this guy who films inspirational and feel good short videos right there little short films that are supposed to teach you a lesson like you know. Car salesman is mean a guy who looks poor. What happens next. We'll leave you in tears or like spoilt girlfriend. Breaks up with her boyfriend. You will believe what happens next. And it's always the same fucking thing. She ends up for and then like she's like fucking homeless on the streets by the end and then she sees her ex boyfriend and he's got a new job and he's got it all now. Expensive car groper. That loves them. The video i have for you today. Once again is not a dr man video. But it's from the youtube channel bid chronicles. This is like the creator of the channel watched one dr man video and was like i got this. I got this. It's like it's kind of a doorman video. But he screws everything up instead of a sweet inspirational sappy story that teaches you in easy lesson that everyone fucking already knows anyway. Nice homeless people. Don't be materialistic. They're all the same fucking like lessons. We learned in kindergarten. The golden rule basically. That's that's that's a dr man video of it. Chronicles video is kinda just creepy. The title of this video is guy proposes to his best friend. For valentine's day ending will make you cry freaks. I haven't watched this whole video. But if i shed one tear and i will be completely honest with you. I'm not fucking around if this gets to me. If i get emotional i will give out my home address on this podcast and i want at least one of you to surprise me with a bullet to the back of my head. Just come right. I'll leave the door unlocked. Put me out of my fucking misery. All right let's get started with guy proposed to his best friend. We see some ugly skanky.
"nunchucks" Discussed on Happy Hour Gets Weird
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"nunchucks" Discussed on The Steve Czaban Show
"This is. Forty three southbound from Brown deer to downtown. Twelve minutes twelve minutes going back five why? Zach. What Jeez out, but John Kuhn is more than capable of handling things for the next couple of hours coon. We've had walking sharks in the last forty eight hours. Why are sharks yeah, sharks and Australia that can leave the water and tip toe on there. No, no, no, no, no, no nobody went for. For Short periods of time walking sharks. That's a problem. We've got murder Hornets from earlier in the year. We now have numb chuck bears. I saw that heart you. Have you seen numb chuck bear. I haven't seen them. Chuck Bears Housing Walk Yet. Josh cinematheque cinema link get him numb Chuck Baer. Immediately you must see numb. there. I WanNa know what walking shark does it talk to you like the Shark in Finding Nemo Star. Nice little snack. Right. This big Toothy Grin Like Land Shark, the bit from snl in the nineteen seventies or early eighties. I don't even know why that was funny. Ding Dong, who is it? Mrs Copenhagen. Landmark come to attack on land now. Numb chuck bear is just a sweet, little black bear at a zoo somewhere. That got two pieces of sticks to sticks on a rope. Start swinging it around like he's really bad at using. The Japanese Ninja Weapon of choice the non. Chuckers just texted it to you there. Thank you. Yes, Josh, to do it and obviously. Step. Jumped out. Here we go talk pair? If a bear could. Josh. Wheeled. Sky Yes and Going, this is right. The one looks like it'd be a five iron. What if a bear relay could work? Well how many nunchucks? Bad. Kung Fu panda versus the sharks of Finding Nemo, which one wins I don't know. It's a good. Good question. There's today topic nine to noon. Somebody needs to if it's not inhumane, train a bear for a movie. Or a TV show. This guy looks like he was trained. And Call Him None Chuck Bear? Get the theme to Kung Fu Panda Kung Fu fighting. Oh, yeah, constantly providing perfect. This is pretty much it. Now the thing is if you're faced with a bear. You'd rather him hit you with the nunchucks, then tear his giant knife like claws to your scalp Oh to bite your neck in half with his vice like jaws. You might have versus Chuck Bear. Would it be funny if none Chuck Bear horsing around the fake nunchucks, because I don't think they're real. What if he hits himself in the face and asked to be like how? Does. Turn. nunchucks bears like damn it I hope nobody was watching. Oh they were Oh and they were filming. Oh I'm gone viral now, Dow. Pretty cool none Chuck Berry. Did you ever see coon the revenue with Leonardo di Caprio, yes, just thinking when you were talking about knifelike claws chewing on your scalp and just listening to the park. You've heard this well. You hear those stories. All the time in the news about this person was attacked by the wolf in the hills of California. And or a bear or something like that, and they just talk about the hearing the crunch I'm like oh my gosh. Still there. You got earthquakes everything else and. They would read these survivor accounts. They'd say I just tried to lie still as possible and play dead. As I as I could hear the bones in my skull, cracking and smell the breath. OF THE BEAR! On my neck. which animal run from in which animals do you try and poke in the eye? Run from awesome and then. Well, they say with bears coon. You're supposed standard yourself as big. No show is big as possible I'll put you. With them. And make a loud noise. Ya. Walk. I'm not kidding. They say they save. That's how you're supposed to confront a bear. Okay, so the bears are the bears get intimidated, but they are actually the biggest beasts al I mean they could. Their brains I think are small enough that if you show kind of large like well, maybe I don't WanNa. Take this guy on. It's almost like prison. Rules Kuni where you gotta take on the toughest Guy Cellblock. On Day One, a person's the end up and go. In Barron just. Gone looking video. Just put the windows as the boy walking away from a bear. I saw that when he was picking blueberry. and. As only. The Dad is filming and the DAD's like okay. Real slow kid looks like he's in his pajamas. Demise God. Poking. Have you guys the Gym Gaffe? Again bit on bears when you see a bear in the in the wild. Do you have it in very bad audio from a cell phone. Yeah, you bet good. Let's hear it. This pamphlet that said of a bear opposed. To play dead. Really we're GONNA rely on my acting skills. Dead who came up with that, maybe the bears. Kobe yourself and honey climb on a large white blink. From US I. mean the burden. Wow. Dick's just encountered a bear to and he took off running. He's still alive to talk. That's putting. Down the big white plate covering self in. Wow. What if what if you had the best martial artist with nunchucks? Take on a bear. Very good, is it none Chuck Barris just a regular, no regular beer. But not too big. You'd have you'd never really Jackie Chan like martial artist last night Josh I'll handicap this match. All I can think about when you're talking about. This is when we will Ferrell tries to fight Dewey, the bear and semi pro which i. which I can't play because the audio is just riddled with swears. He's in there and he's like I. Don't think I could do this. He's like come on. It's a baby bear. Terrain any punches the bear in the face, and it does nothing and he goes no this about promoting. al-Mahdi! was. I gotta go watch semi pro. Rated up of the entire suite of Will Ferrell movies Oh, so underrated should watch it today. Real quick on sports, so we're talking about. Dak Prescott signing the franchise tender the one day now to get into a long term are the cowboys headed towards a debacle here with what they're going to have to pay on franchise tags, or how do you feel about.
"nunchucks" Discussed on The Steve Czaban Show
"What you're going to look back fondly on that photo, wearing a stupid ass face diaper. With. Yeah I mean look. Not. All of us can go to Disneyworld four times a year later. Came so if it means I'm at Disneyworld than. Yeah I would love that okay. Photos important. You even ones with masks on. I probably looked better with them. That's. Maybe! We'll make that a poll question. Josh looked better with a mask on. They'll let my wife answer, please. All right got up. It's Tuesday top three Tuesday. Get your lists going. Four, one, four, seven, nine, nine, one, nine, seven, three. The trick is in the topic. The list is kind of the rankings are sort of irrelevant, but still plus yesterday Armand. Sorry discovered. It was national French, Friday. He listed the top five. Commercially available French fries and I have some thoughts on. That will give you my top three there and you can do it as well. Four, one, four, seven, nine, nine, one, nine, seven, three in the Pella wsj.com, talk and text line top three Tuesday.
"nunchucks" Discussed on The Steve Czaban Show
"nunchucks" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!
"I WANNA to take another momentous occasion call he Jordan. Hey Jesse Hey Brian. Hey Danny Aiello close this. Is Tyler calling from Hampshire with an update Quarantine update we were sitting at the dinner. Table Looking at senator was walking his dog and we look at our neighbors. Like that's weird cat on like care. Neighbors taking a walk the dog with a cat on the shoulder. That's not weird and then we realize it's our cat on his shoulder. This neighbors just walking around on our cat got off but That was certainly momentous occasion. Starting Guys Roll Rolling. I love you guy this guy hold on this guy this guy loved describing that I could hear. I could hear the joy in his voice. The titillation Scherzer fucking nasty cat. Cut This Guy. Love seeing his cat with another man her chin on the shoulder. Getting a little Grad under the chin. You Nasty cat probably got a big shoulder to oh yeah huge shoulder far bigger than the man's shoulder how your shoulders too small to make me happy now here. Here's the thing when when you started saying about the joy that you heard in his voice I I'm I'm glad and sorry that I didn't have the opportunity to jump in and say like and I felt that joy I felt exactly what that man felt in your life and he was a cat cook. I'm like not exactly what he felt but I did feel that Joe was the joy there the whole time even before he knew it was his own cat. Like if you look across a crowded bar and you see what you don't know as a mirror but you catch a glimpse of your own part of your own reflection. You're like that person looks pretty. That's me like he's looking at this cat he's like. Is that a cat that is my. That is a fantastic. It's almost like a ghost story. Like wait like like if he was sitting on the porch with his cat he thought and he's like look at that guy with the cat. Wait a minute. If he's over there then who am I talking to? The caller was dead the whole time. It's okay you don't have to be a cat cock to think this is a fun story a pleasure you can get pleasure from it. That's adjacent related Euro Gerbeau. And we know that. Do you know there is a cat that visit. I my girlfriend and I. We don't have a cat but we have been. We have a cat restaurant kind of where a cat visits. Us sometimes every day and we feed her and she hangs out and then she goes away and so I'm I guess we know that she does. She has a bell has a collar so she has quote unquote owners. Somewhere out there and I don't know how it feel if I saw what is as close to our cat with her other poly-amorous family her primary family. Would you feed the cat? Do you have cat food around the house now or do you. Are you giving her scraps a little piece of Salami? Maybe we did start purchasing cat food when she started visiting and seeming like she wanted it. That's nice of you. It's very very. Oh Yeah it was. It was months ago. It was pre- quarantine initially and then we went on a trip for a week. Ripe Right before sheltering in place and then th there were six weeks where she was gone and then for the past week. She's been back every day of you. Guys you guys named her. We call her lady. Which is short for Lady of Inverness? That's what my girlfriend likes to call her. And so I also do. I like my girlfriend. You guys want to know where I'm at sort of in terms of Emotional and mental health right now. Yes I'm trying to grow grow a new lettuce out of the stump of an old lettuce. That sounds like fun activity. You cut off our friend. christel Alonzo posted a picture of her lettuce on twitter which is not a euphemism for anything so literal thing that happened and I got excited and I was just about to eat a lettuce straight. I made it into a salad. And if you cut a romain lettuce like off like an inch at the base and then just put it in some water in a bowl. A new lettuce grows out of the butt of the old lettuce. I I am posting pictures of my lettuce but it's only on my only fans you nasty Georges Right. I'M NASTY SURE. I'm Nasty Lettuce Exhibition. I want everybody to see. Yeah Happy Birthday Jordan. By the way no thanks. Yeah Mike you get anything I got you this happy birthday. Whoa yes. I'm sorry I didn't know it was your birth. No that's okay. Yeah do you want to? What do you want you WanNa poem because my dentist got in touch three different ways to wish me happy birthday Dr Lim not only emailed but he also texted and then called and left a message wishing me happy birthday. He really wants you to come back to the dentist. Huge thirsty man. You know my my girlfriend had a call with me Dr Lim. I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday Jordan and remind you that there are still dentists right your dental health priority. My my girlfriend got a call from her doctor's office and she has an appointment like in a month and they were like in advance. Do you WANNA come for Tele Conference before that. And she was like what would be do. I need to what would be the reason. Wouldn't it be better to come when I like? You know just to like an actress called her on the phone. He's like yeah. The doctor calls me sometimes Does that what he wants to do? Like a tele video conference would be good and eventually in the conference and they were like you know because we can charge that to the insurance so A lot of people aren't coming to the doctor these days. Just you know if you want to see the doctor on TV. That would be really helpful to the doctor. I guess I thought you were just going to say that. She asked why and they said. Oh daddy lonely. It is steady lonely. I like that guess. It's not a bad guess. Pretty good I mean in one way. I'd say it's the best guess in the other way where you're not very close to the answer. It's technically you know. They say like be good or be good at it. You are not good at it but you're good but daddy lonely dentist. That calls incessantly only visiting Dr George Limb because he will not hesitate to reach out. We also were at the point in our mental health. Here at my house where we're giving children Mohawks. Oh We my wife conducted like what I can only describe as a five day campaign on my six year old to convince him that he wanted to have a Mohawk did like did he know what a Mohawk was before. Absolutely not so you can have hair here and not hair here. And he was like why. And you're like I'm glad you asked a son. You love the music of the exploited right you know the Pomona moans out of the Classic Beatles Cut I. I don't know what they look like. I just know that they're punk associated. And so our Mohawks. What's your opinion son on thousand? Oaks core. I it involved. There was a there was a point where she had to disabuse him of the notion that he was not a Rockstar and thus could not have one. I said the kids wanted the Mohawks Noel. The my no one wanted to Mohawk now. My wife tricked my son into wanting a Mohawk. Because she wanted to give him a Mohawk which is telling him that he's Oh he was making excuses but I'm not I'm not a rock star. She's like Oh you don't have to be a rock star. He's like Oh then. I guess I have to have a Mohawk. Because that was my only argument goes deeper like I think she told him that. Cool cool people like rockstars have them and he said I'M NOT COOL. I'm not a Rockstar. Good he's not poser to like he deserved a Mohawk once. You explained how good it was. Yeah he's not yeah. He knows he knows he's not out there. Living the life and then my daughter was shaved off the side of her head. You know what I'm talking to. You know that haircut that some people have now we're just outside side of the head is shaved but the rest of the hair is there. The Cameron Esposito our friend. Our friend Emily Gordon has that haircut I think or at least she used to a recent recent Jordan Jesse go guest and then my three year old has long beautiful hair that he loves because he loves to pretend to be the characters from frozen and they have long long beautiful hair but as soon as he heard that shaving off. Your hair was an option. He asked for that and I overheard my wife saying to him. Well what about when you WANNA have else's hair and he said we put it back. Oh he can't understand know. How here works? Okay we'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessica.
"nunchucks" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!
"Correct. That was GONNA be my. That was my real guess and Nineteen Ninety two. I mean I remember. I remember going to get the first savage strand to deal. I'm I'm I'm a small level Comic Book Guy. And I totally. That was my favorite spider guy and then he started his own thing. And I'm like this is my favorite spider man Guy. I'm going to get his new thing so wait so mike have you can. Because that's like that. Have some sort of distinction as being the like one of the longest running comics in publication. That's not superman have. Do you still read it? Y- these days I don't go. I think Mike Comic store in Brooklyn stopped carrying the individual episodes. Maybe they're listening a galaxy galaxy collectibles. I love you and I understand that. Not a lot of people were buying savage dragon individual comics and so at a certain point. I did switch to Just the trades or downloading the equivalent of the trades. When they've come out but yeah I have. There's probably a few the most recent episodes I haven't but I will. I will get them. I will keep up but yeah read hundred hundreds of episodes of issues juice. Summarize what's happened since nineteen ninety-three working. Oh sure still face off with prime every now and then and now you know I mean one thing I do love about it. Is that the characters age in basically real time so now the main character is dragons son who was born almost two decades ago. Cool and yeah I really like. This is like for better or for worse one hundred percent. I was dogged I love. They were kids then. They were adults and they had their own kids. It's like it really is like the anti like almost every other know like re like okay. Superman can die but he comes back. He's Superman Batman his back broken. Okay but he's back. He's another guy but it's Batman. Don't where everybody everybody's Batman but it's really nice to age and then see like the. There's a quote from a poet named Robert Haas. I believe his name is. He says Rapid repetition makes us feel secure variation. Makes US feel free? So it's nice to have the variation of the aging characters having new experiences not fighting the same over and over again With the the kind of repetition the solidarity with our own our own lived experience. It's really beautiful. That's beautiful I agree. That's a really beautiful musing on the influence of the Savage Dragon. That's why I love Savage Dragon. The comic book where People Punch Each Other and boobs are very large. I mean it's the famous comic book written by my favorite Spiderman. Guys are. You're not saying his name for a reason is that don't remember what it was. It's Eric Eric Larsen. Of course is he still right it. That is I think the thing that is the distinction about savage dragon is that he has from the beginning. Been the only rider. There was one episode one issue where all of the image comics guys traded Eric. Larsen wrote maybe spun or something and somebody. Maybe Jim Lee wrote a savage dragon number thirteen. But then Eric Larsen was like I wanNA write all of them so he wrote his own number thirteen so even in with those constraints he has written all. He's been the only one it's his thing he should go into comic books saying talking about like kind of a going back and forth between whether or not you want to read the trades or the single issues that is definitely something that I periodically myself. I'm going to kick like buying single issue comics and like because they're so expensive they're like you know. Oh yes so much space it just you know if there's a a pile of them it just makes you look. I don't care how positive being about nerd stuff as a culture a pile of floppy fucking comics makes you look on. Qabail if they are on your table. I bought one for my son Oscar a few months ago that I just saw on the coffee table. It's a Garfield Comic Book. No yeah he chose it. He was allowed to choose anything. Shoutout to secret headquarters in Silverlake California where I got recognized one time and I picked up this Garfield comic. I mean it's Garfield Comic Book. You know what I mean. It's it's four six year olds. Is it collected strips or is it a like a longer field adventure? It's a Garfield Adventure Story. It is sick Comic Book. It is not A. It's not a graphic collection. It's not a soft cover book. It's a comic. Yeah and it was eight dollars them. Eight dollars for fucking Garfield. I had no idea when I bought it. Crossover event to crisis on infinite girth. He's fat did have a Hologram cover. Go sure I I had. I had a book. I don't even know how to describe this Garfield Book to people if you don't know what it is but it was called like Garfield nine lives pornographic per se. No no it was an erotic thriller it was Oh this is the thing that got made into the like famously. Like depressing miniseries or movie of the week or something like that. Maybe I don't know about that part. But there was so they were just nine. Lives that as you understand. Cats have and Garfield being a Cat. This applies to him And like the first one. He's like a cave person cat and then at some point he's like a Viking and at some point He's in the future but there was one that was really scary and it was like drawn not like Garfield. It was like very realistic. And this cat like attacks an old lady and that's the end of that life and I was. I don't know I don't know I mean that was the end of the story and I guess maybe the Lady Fed him so now you know He. He doesn't get that anymore after he eats her body. If that's what he does who can say that was just. That was where the story ended in that part for for me. Maybe I just threw it across the room in horror but I just. I just haven't even thought about that and so long but I've never met anyone else that I know that. Who's like I also read that? I'm like the only one copy get made so anyone out there. Garfield is nine lives. I I remember that I'm confirming it for you. I did not own it myself but I definitely read some of it at a friend's house Does you page through your son's Garfield adventure do you like what's Garfield Up to these days? Is he still is it still Mondays Lasagna? Od Or is he Complicated it was it was a it was a squirt. The player style Hollywood satire cool and it was written by a guy who was on my radio. Show one's named mark. Evan Yeay or EVAN NEAR I can't remember if we are is pronounced but I think he wrote. I feel like he wrote a book about Jack Kirby or something like that. This was fifteen years ago and he was on the show and I remember I remember him being a very nice guy who is exactly like the guy that you would expect. Would a book about Jack Kirby you know what I mean like a very very committed comic book guy and I liked him? I thought I remember liking him. Think he was a lot of fun and I recognize his name. And I'm like So he's writing show business satire Garfield Comics. Now there's a lot of different jobs. The world has a lot of different jobs. Find Your Niche and fill it. You know if if you see something that's not in the world that you wish were there. That's that's your place. He's bringing the spirit of Jack Kirby to the Garfield Universe right. It's a little trippy. Maybe inspired by experimenting with LSD. There's a race of godlike space LASAGNA's that rule of for the sure. Well now I don't even know if you're joking anymore. Can I tell you guys? Do you guys know Tony. The the comedian from Boston. No no sir. He's a A. What a wonderful delightful hilarious man. Who HAS THIS I? I don't know if he's still telling it. But years ago he had a joke about Garfield and he was like you've laughed at it But it's it comes out every day and he's like I just want to know if Jim Davis the Creator is like Yeah. Man They keep sending the checks. So I'll keep cash. You likes lasagna again. Or if he's like Davis. You're a genius every day. You're met with three blank panels and every day you give them gold and it resonated with me so much when I when I heard him too I was like. That's how I feel about Garfield I I read it so I read it so much. When he said well we were all thinking and then Garfield thought we were all saying boy. I do love that. You're familiar with Garfield minus Garfield. Oh sure yes sure. Yeah they garfield out of the comic and it's just John Talking to himself and it looks like someone who is Having a nervous breakdown it's existential dread and what I love about it. I love it but I also love that. Jim Davis gave them his blessing. I think I would guess guess. I would guess that Jim David. I don't know anything about the man. He could be could be wonderful but I bet he is a craven money monster so much. Garfield stuff you know. It's like you sort of bill waterson. Wouldn't you know wouldn't licensed Calvin and Hobbes because you know because that would break the reality of weather? Hobbs was real or not and I. I guess I would think that Jim Davidson's rolling around the money pile. Not that he doesn't deserve the money pile. Not that he's an you know that he's but yeah I guess that. If Jimmy Davis got a cut of Garfield minus Garfield he was probably more for it. My daughter is a unreasonably obsessed with Calvin and Hobbes which is fine because governor shirt exceptionally. Good Yeah David Kid. Little Calvin and Hobbes period right. That's good for you if you missed it and as a kid. It's it's one of the things that I would say is on my like life syllabus for everyone and there's not a lot of things on it so. I watched a documentary about the creator of Calvin and Hobbes with my daughter but he did not agree to appear in the film and there are all these scenes with the people who ran his syndicate talking about how important it is and so on and so forth and then they get to the parts about like making merchandise or running it in a in a different order or at a different cy like a different shape or size on the comics page. Which is you refuse to do. And and you can just see these poor sweet men who have dedicated their lives comic strips in the newspaper. Like these just real high and lowest lovers or whatever that these that's right sweet sweet seventy year old men. You know what I mean. Just trying to think of how they can say. This asshole cost me my retirement without being mean because it's a documentary like they obviously also loved the comic. Strip because they love the comic strips. But they're just like just make how just me shirts just make one plush. Hobbs and we all get boats. Yeah and he wrote The creator of Calvin and Hobbes wrote these introductions to the books and I don't know how many people have looked at them recently or as adults. You know there. There may be some some of our listeners who were adults at the time And saw them then but I think for people our age who were aid it would have just floated break past you but at least one of them just has like a an anti commercialism screed at the beginning that I read recently. You know six months ago and I was like Whoa. This is I mean I'm anti commercialist myself. In many ways it was like this is fucking intense. This is like unibond bomber shit. It was truly astonishing. The different stuff that pissed table. So that's why Calvin was peeing on all those car logos eggs. I see okay. I won't make toys. I won't make calendars and I won't drive a God Damn Chevy. But there's a part in the documentary where Berkeley breathed the creator of Bloom. County talks about his longtime friendship with the creator of Calvin and Hobbes which involved them writing each other letters. And but but when he's describing the letters to cabinet hobbs guy would write to him they were all just beefs that he had with bloom. County Holy Shit that pissed him off about Bloom County. It's the same thing he's like talking about it very fondly. And you're like. Are you sure this man was your friend? I mean if I may having no experience having read any of these letters seen the documentary. Read that introduction. Let me let me be generous to old Mister Watterson. And he didn't have to write to him at all. You know he was offering by you. Know he was being a friend. Perhaps the only way that he knew how you know like one time. I think I saw like a story about like I mean letterman talking to like Bob Dylan about how they're like at our level of like the number of people that know us like we're the only two people like some of the only people who can have this conversation about what it's like to be us and so bill watterson even if he did hate everything that happened in Bloom County. He's like but this is my brother and I need him well. Let's take a quick break. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessica.
"nunchucks" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!
"Give little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free under the locks and throw away the keys and take off issues and sex and run you. It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn. The STOCKMAN AKA Broth Boy Number One AKA MR souped up Aka some bones about it Aka time after Time Aka soupy Sales Aka the Bouillon Banded Aka the Stock Pot Racer Aka the Bay Leaf Boy Aka celery stalks at Midday Aka. The Savory Steamer Aka chop it up. Cook it Down Aka. Wow Jordan Morris boy detective. This is what I like killing time with. Lots of nicknames. Yeah I wrote them. Took me forty five seconds. At least were congratulations man. That's that's really impressive. It's great you're finding ways to be creative. I love creativity Jordan metoo. Oh there is nothing I love more than created the only thing I can think of that I love more than creativity is possibly maybe lifelong learning a apparently broth or stock. What's the why the nicknames explain it to us? This is another another cooking adventure. I take it. I'm going to be clear. There's no payoff to this. I've just been making a lot of stock. You'd get a gallon ziplock bag. You know the big the big way you know what? I'm talking about the big boy. Yeah Oh yeah you know what I love would it would. It comes to Ziplock bags and I'm sorry. Do Derail your story. I Love Court. We never had court ziplock around my house growing up so I never thought to buy them. They were just never on my shopping list but then I think I mistakenly got some courts. These things are so useful they're useful. You could have a cucumber goes Grayton court capricious more so than sandwich size. And they're sturdy if you get the freezer style which were sure. Yeah little little label on their Jordan. I'm not ashamed to admit this. I just mind at the White House store nightwear. The Warehouse Store Warehouse. Sorry people who are even three years younger than we had maybe did grow up in California. Was that a regional chain. It might have been a regional chain. Might have been okay. What were you getting the warehouse? You were getting you could rent movies. Yeah there was a thing the big thing was you could bring in five CDs any five CDs and trade them for one CD right right. Yeah and Yeah and I think and then you could also purchase the CDs people had brought in and those were one of two three CDs. It was they were either a added up the best of the violent fans. The Romeo Plus Juliet Soundtrack. And of course. The JERKY BOYS. This is all the warehouse sold. There was a warehouse warehouse l. Slogan was where the warehouse. Yeah so there was a warehouse warehouse and I know this it was like a discount warehouse and I know this because like a Nordstrom rack situation like you could copies of the Romeo plus Juliet soundtrack that were slightly irregular or the Jerky Boys Solo albums for the rights. When jerky boys broke off like kiss to make solo albums good without the makeup. But I don't know enough about either to continue this riff I. I had a girlfriend in high school whose parents had significant mental health issues. I'm not having a laugh at their expense. It was quite difficult for her family but her father was a bit of a hoarder and he would come home with ninety nine cent. Vhs tapes from the Warehouse Warehouse Into. I don't remember what it might might have literally been called the warehouse warehouse and just just every every wall in the corridor was lined with VHS tapes. And on the one hand. I didn't have to live there so easy access to pretty much every VHS tape whether it was Indiana Jones and the last crusade or the Young Indiana Jones chronicles and you know knowing the warehouse and the era. You probably also had more than one copy of that video where all the cartoon characters teamed up to tell you not to do drugs exactly so many so anyway I have one of these gallon ziplock bags right and I keep it in my freezer. And then when I have trimmings I put the trimmings in the air and when there's bones owes I put those in there and when it's full I put that in a stock pot and boil it off baby man. That's at sounds amazing. What are you using the stock for to thicken up a chilly Or Thin Chilly. I would say probably. You're probably going to want to use Masa to thicken it chilly. I'm using it for everything. Here's the secret Jordan. You get yourself some of these again. I hate to use this as a platform for marketing. But it's a product I believe in you. Get yourself some of these semi disposable. Glad wear tupperware's yeah. There's a great probably great for the environment but man oh man or those convenient. Yeah I love I love breaking one and not feeling bad about it. It's just the greatest feeling in the world like it only cost me a quarter and I use it ten times. Yeah it sure did I forget about the Tahini two months ago. It is the grossness washing this going to be more than twenty five cents worth of grossness. Exactly I got. I got a few at big lots of the other day. I was feeling grace so fill up. I'll take this stock. I'll fill up some of those pack them up put them in the back of the freezer. That way it's always ready when I need to make soup or anything else stock heavy and then get a load of this Jordan. Here's Tim I won't I'm full. I don't have don't have room. Don't you dare refuse me Jordan. I will I have an extra ice cube tray a third ice cube tray in which I pour into which I pour stock So that I've always got stock if I need to D- glaze a pan or view. You WanNa make yourself a Nice Nice. A beefy cocktail at the end of the night. God Jenin beef. Little Jen little tonic. Yeah beefy ICE Q. Our guest on this week's Jordan Jesse goes a beloved stand up comic. He's got a brand new record. Called Mike Kaplan Aka. Please welcome Mr. Mike Kaplan I mike. Thank you so much for having me and Now I have so much to say about so many things that you've been sharing like number one. If you ask me what they sell at the warehouse store I would have immediately guest warehouses. You know I don't know what other. Why would you call your store that you know you go down to the record store? What do they have there like? They have records at the warehouse store today of warehouses at the records. So we're having fun already and Mike. The hold on hold on. I'm having a blast. Yes wait until wait until you hear this Mike. It was spelled w. h. e. r. e. Oh no W. H. H. O. U. S. E. So one can only presume. It sold wears. This changes. Everything for me. I retract all of my previous. I think it was just fun but I will. I'll just take this time to do one final joke about it and say that oh. I thought it was actually a man that turned into a House. Just once a month you know just was a warehouse. Where sure I'll I'll take my indignation off off record but off mic off air. I don't know how things work I it's bad cast. You can't hear the listeners do I but this is a more sincere thing that I want to share that I appreciate is now we have. We have all we've interacted before but we're not. We have not planned what I'm about to say and I know that whenever whenever I see like a magician talking to a person in the audience who I don't know and they say now we've never met and the person confirms that I'm like well if they had met and this was set up that's also what they would say so. Yeah but the point here is. This isn't carefully planned own thickly crafted like my list of nicknames earlier no but it's what I'm about to say is one hundred percent about your list of nicknames so I think for sure if we were trying to throw people off the case like I don't know I don't know what people believe anymore. I JUST WANNA say. Thank you for just repeating the title of my album over and over in between each one of Your Nicknames Aka Aka Aka Aka. That is the name the name. Mike is of course on the album. Cover the out. That is the artist. Who CREATED THE ALBUM AKA? It is certainly confusing in a way. Because usually as you did the name will then be followed by AK and then another name however in this case the name Aka is itself an Aka for the original title of the Album which is what Aka stands for Aka all killing aside which we decided not to call it in these times for reasons that without the context that the album is about kindness. Compassion love and not. Murdering people might be like all killing aside. Why are you putting aside like in this time of suffering and uncertainty and disease and and death like what? Is this like that old joke about like Mrs Lincoln other than that? How was the play like so? That's why I talked to my mom. And she said how about all kidding aside. That would be a nice name and that does take some of the kidding aside. So that's why we went with AKA. It stands for all the things that we want the thing all all killing aside all kidding aside also known as it's also my name Mike Kaplan Aka and I do apologize for doing this sort of asked me anything about my name. Given Michael Adam Kaplan this has been an Aka ama the out the eighth of May thank you so much for having me Is that how to podcast. No it's already done. Thank you so much for having me. We just there's two. There's two albums we just WanNa make sure our listeners. Checkout One of course Aka from the very hilarious Mike Kaplan. I actually checked out some of the preview tracks on Apple Music today and I thought they were very funny. I can only imagine that the whole album is as funny if not funnier. See check out that. And then of course the soundtrack to Romeo plus Juliet that Baz Lerman's Tawdry reimagining of the classic with music from the Gins and others. Oh yeah that. Let's say silver cheer. Can I tell you that that song I think that one in in there by the CARDIGANS is it? The love me. Love me like famous song or whatever whatever that song was yeah I this was kind of in the in the era of soundtracks where you put out a CD that was inspired music inspired by the movie and it was like beside side or something like that so I guess it was probably not the hit but I could be wrong. Five hundred miles. I'm going to be by the proclaim. Irs plus like an Leah beside where the anchors of any soundtrack album possibly a ballot by aerosmith a new ballot by Aerosmith. Yeah maybe maybe something peppy by seal just WanNA seals happier tracks. He did he have any peppy tracks. Is that have you ever heard the album? Seals Roller Disco Party. Does it have Only the two songs that I know on it kiss from a rose and whatever the other one is that those and bounce rock skate Oh okay. Seals Roller Disco Party. Also doubles as the Soundtrack to the faculty starring George Brewster Fanta Johnson. If I'm CA- Jensen L. I think Bubka Jensen is faculty. Oh I'm sorry I the faculty. The faculty starring Gust. Yes in the faculty. My favorite movie of the time was probably meet. Defunct GOES I. It's something I think it is. I think it's a podcast. I just WANNA say sincerely though. It is an honor to be playing. The Part of Mike Kaplan Aka go on this podcast already. So you so you don't remember the warehouse now but I think you are about our age when you were a kid. Where did you go for like you know movies and music and other like teenager stuff Let's see I grew up in New Jersey. I would for. Maybe this is early to. Kb toys for toy. I would go to now. What are we talking here Mike when you're going to KB toys? Are you getting a? Is it a Ninja? Turtle is it certainly had Ninja Turtles. I did not have GAC. I didn't wasn't a big slime fan I did. I would take like toy of slammer from the ghostbusters. But that toy was not itself slimy a visual representation thereof. I I do the secret. Wars Marvel action figures. I had a bunch of those. Your your spider. They all have shields. That was a weird thing like captain. America had shield and also baron Zemo and Spiderman and Wolverine. Why.
"nunchucks" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"Addicts. He's like well. Let's see my nunchucks ain't gonna fuck backpacking my hands. I'm walking out of here. Try and stop me to court documents. He told police he had taken the drugs from his ex girlfriend because he was investigating her drug dealing so in case you in an angle out here. Yeah thank you soon. As i finish my investigation i will be back to so here's the deal. You guys want to deputise me now. Why do you think i was at the library. Yeah i would feel safer in wisconsin knowing there was a cop out there with a backpack full of math and nunchucks. Keep an assault shows up. I'm here for the evidence cirque the sexual critical evidence. Where's the evidence room packed got a war for the evidence. You are jeopardizing in my case. It's right you wanna compromise compromise pop plot of a martin lawrence movie blue streak. He has to break back into the evidence room but it's it's not missed or as we call them around from trailer diamonds methods yeah molin romo said he had the none trucks taylor himself from his ex girlfriend which is also she gets thinner right. You got to have yeah and by the way i don't hit her with it. I just start doing stuff the greatest show right or the posturing of weapons you let everybody know there the club on the car of your life as a deterrent deterrent not a weapon director. He was charged with the session and we'll get outta here on this. Police said he was operation for another crime. Art could face additional charges because understand trying to help you. I am undercover. I you know you're going to have to give me a long leash if you want some arrests and rice that's how it go. Let me be the guy african i need. Gotta bend the rules a little bit if you're going to be undercover i'm working for you. So you want a self deprecating briquets ahead. You gotta break some eggs to make an omelet. I always said that his first nunchucks charge was as a as a former public defender or current public. I'm i'm gonna say also myth. Would that's definitely one hundred percent definitely met. He tried to get it from from a firefighter that there you go. I left it there story number two there. He goes story to down on the books. <hes> we got the well read dudes here <hes> so happy withdrew an <hes> in trae corey wherever you are. We're thinking here in spirit dan can you tease with the last story is going to be a yeah we have a guy was arrested for car sticker. Oh yeah i love. It did hit sticker on a cadillac. That's right. That's right on the sticker. That's why we're back with more people town right after this it around more <hes> our guys.
Florida man threatens neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray, but only injures himself
"Police say they arrested a Florida man is accused of threatening his neighbors with none shocks and bug spray before force cutting his own head when he accidentally Daytona beach police spokesman says sixty one year old Larry Adams complained about his neighbors loud music coming from a car in the parking lot of their day to an apartment complex police say Adam sprayed for his neighbors with Roach spray and swung his none shocks in a threatening manner before hitting himself he is charged with aggravated assault and battery of the deadly weapon now let me ask you is are as our legal correspondent he likes and also again from my hometown right what is going on in Deltona Daytona Daytona what Deltona just west of okay so you get three stories from my home county right right he's charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon but he hid himself can you get charge now I think it is probably a typo for the aggravated assault gas to threaten the people what the nine tracks on okay hit the other person and got it I don't know I don't have anything the other person in any in there the only the only injured was himself again non lawyers writing sorry against yeah I mean out of all the weapons those you could easily see somebody xoxo swing in those around him and bug spray
"nunchucks" Discussed on KTAR 92.3FM
"Time talking about whether or not he should legalize nunchucks. We'll talk about the border the economy, and then maybe we'll get to nunchucks governor do see today at five fifteen. Today. Proverbs twenty one three to do. What is right and just is more acceptable to the Lord than sacrifice. Do L moody said if I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me. Who there you go? Sonya's in Santa Cruz. Hi sonya. Welcome to the Dave Ramsey show. How are you better than I deserve? What's up? And. Last year on August. My mother gift my my parents give to the house to me. Over well, kind of taking over their remaining Morgan balance or principal and an equity alone behind picking on the house because she got really sick, and she can no longer make equity payment mortgage payment. She ended up passing away in December. Yeah. So now, I have this. How I live with my. And I believe live together forever. I have two single mom what I balance on my house right now as three hundred and forty six thousand dollars and value is five hundred ninety eight thousand dollars. And I'm wondering are we doing sell the house or doing keep it? I don't know. What to I can I find it. And I make about forty three thousand dollars a year..
"nunchucks" Discussed on KTAR 92.3FM
"And watch briefly kicked Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is here's forefather must've mumbled to himself in the dark, man. These guys can take out a lot of dudes just using their hands and feet. But when you put those nunchucks in their hands. I bet they can kill a hundred guys in thirty seconds. There ought to be a law. How have we end up with nunchucks in the same classification of weapons bombs and fully automatic rifles and make them illegal to possess. Well, this wrong may soon be righted. The state legislature has passed a Bill that will once again make it legally carry two sticks connected by a rope in a state where you can carry a semiautomatic pistol just about anywhere with that Bill now awaiting signature, the future of nunchucks is now in governor Doug ducey's hands, and we should consider registering. Those hands. Deadly weapons deadly too dumb laws. Join Jim Sharpe and Jimmy west Monday morning at five for Amazon is morning news on KTAR news. Recapping our top story right now. We've got a Phoenix man who is talking on his phone while driving. He was given a ticket for going over the speed limit. But Bill tells verse ain't James and Pamela Hughes show. He was going sixty five miles an hour in a sixty five mph zone. The officer told him the speed limit while on your phone is zero while we spend all this time and upper on possible distracted driving law. This is something that they can do with if I had a coke in my hand. Or if I had a solid what would be the difference. Bill says he has a court date next month. He doesn't understand why. Meanwhile, DPS Colonel Frank millstone says you can do all of those things in your car's long as it does not affect your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle. He says the no texting while driving law won't go into effect until twenty twenty one. And his troopers are teaching drivers that they will be prohibited from holding a phone while driving still mill stead says Bill may win his case if he fights it Booker underneath. Dropped over the Phoenix Suns of a new head coach Monty Williams replaces he Gorkov who was fired last month after just one season on the job, Vince Murata with BIC Murata on ninety eight point seven FM. Arizona's sport's station says Williams brings this franchise instant credibility money. Williams has five years of head coaching experience with New Orleans and comes from a situation where he was an assistant in Philadelphia, a young team that has kind of stayed the course and finally become successful. So I think all of those things were attractive Williams becomes the fifth son's head coach in the last seven seasons. It's twelve thirteen. And here's what we're working on this afternoon in the KTAR news room. We are now hearing from a corrections officer who was assaulted by inmates at a prison in Buckeye KTAR's, Griselda zetino, live in the news center. With more guys side is a corrections officer with the Louis prison in Buckeye. He tells me he was doing security checks in December when three inmates attacked him. They had to go home. That's lockdown you seeing. So they decided to you know, go crazy. I guess apparently they were drunk. He says the inmates would not stay in their selves because the doors didn't lock he says it's an issue that's been going on for years putting correction officers like Kim at risk. We know what we signed up for. But we never signed up for that extra thing where we definitely have to watch our backs even more because these doors don't work Garside ended up needing to surgeries to repair his nose after the attack. And he was out for three months. He's now back on the job and wants to see changes meeting media at least starting with fixing the locks. We've definitely ever competitive pay for law enforcement because we fall. The law enforcement category. We are correctional officers, and we are paying lies on the line. Every night every day live in the news center, Griselda zetino, KTAR news. A check of your drive.
"nunchucks" Discussed on Q95
"On seven hundred thirty six dollars per year and drunk purchases oddly shaped you oh, for God's sakes. They're not gonna give it up Christine any else. I guess I bought a giant diesel. Is it not a dildo? I have Sadie for that. She sends them for free, by the way for those who don't know Sadie is represents a company that distributes them Sadie is not her lover. Well, we don't know that I don't need. I don't need a vibrator because I have Sadie Sadie Allison. Never hooked up. I we've never hooked up eighty. Thank you for that. With your legs. Is is wrong. Sorry brought this up. Neal spent the most followed by baby boomers and gen Xers millennials. However, this is interesting consume the least amount of alcohol in the past year. Fifty percent. Fifty six percent of men and forty four percent of women admitted to buying things while inebriated types, probably certain types of products that more people by while drunk. I just said that like nunchucks. Oh, yeah. You're so you're going, you know, I'll tell you what why get a break Sefton. I'm gonna go online and buy some nunchucks just one of those things know half in the bag. I need right. I'm gonna learn how to juggle. I'm going to buy juggling balls. I'll get those bowling pins. Hey, they're only fifty bucks. What a great deal. Well, that's totally a guy thing is to Amazon web pod is to Taco Bell. Think. Emma's on what part is talking about. Okay. What I'm saying? You get really hungry. Okay. Josh you are whining about March madness off the air. But I think there's two things that are great about it more than two. But you get to learn about some great colleges. Yes, fun. You get to learn where they are see their students. Also, Josh you get to learn where obscure TV channels are. On my right on this. Yes. But that's also why I was whining. Messes up my television habits TBS shows many of the games I like to watch my friends reruns Seinfeld TBS back on DVD already. The fact that you have a thousand channels on your cable now, and you are upset because you can't watch an episode of friends. Yeah. I have to go out to log in a Netflix watch it on there. Oh my God. This is tough. Watching these videos of kids starving in third world countries to go, maybe his boiled, what do you think are? It's fun to hear about these key. I mean there are many colleges. You would never have heard of were it not for college basketball through Gonzaga. Sure, they'd be they became famous and some smaller smaller schools that are great schools like Butler, suddenly become very well not this year. But suddenly lost. I didn't pick that game. As you know, I hate to nitpick..
"nunchucks" Discussed on Blamestorming
"Yeah. I bet. Yeah. It's. No, it's I never understood that weird. Like an like an England you couldn't they banned Bruce Lee movies because there was none check. What is this obsession with nunchucks? All right. I think it's like really anti-asian. But if that was the reason I would applaud it. But it's not I have this great bit about nunchucks, which always gets groans because to gusting. Now, I can't do gross never works. And I feel like maybe the band. Walter massage on. Yeah. Right. So anyway, the bit the gist of it is that the teenage mutant ninja turtles where different color bandanas. Because that's the thing in the gay community toward different color like handkerchiefs and say what kind of gay stuff, you're that is a thing. And so for example, Michelangelo where's orange which means anything goes? Is the party, dude? The most of course. And that explains why his weapon is to wouldn't dildos attached by chain. Oh, and that's why the leader is named splinter because sometimes you have an accent. Oh, oh my fair. Yeah. So it's very gross. But I think oh, I logically. It makes sense into you. Eighty different colors. Most disturbing thing about splinter. And the most accurate thing about your joke is that they don't buff down the edges like. Round make it. Rounds? It goes down. To get going. I'm going to throw one more topic gauntlet before we had out that so Dave what is going on with the Russians and the internet research agents Dave out that well, we found out that a lot of people may have guessed they targeted specifically black Americans not just to get them to not like Hillary, but just in general to get not they weren't really trying to get them to vote for Trump. They were just trying to get them not not vote at all. Also, they were also trying to take advantage of black people to make them appear scarier to white people. They were trying to make it sound as as if every black person who believes in black lives matter is this militant violent monster. So they really did concentrate specifically on the black population because they felt that that was how they could inflame people, and it really I just don't know where is the fucking outrage. Well, I will say this is that. Like, I can't speak for everyone in my community. But I will say that Marissa's black a day. That's Dave's job days suppose as all this up. So we said lost episode. But. But I what I'm most proud about is like seriously like ninety percent of black women still voted for Hillary. So like the Russians tried their best efforts. They spent a lot of money worked on men, and we'll you said ninety percent of black won't vote for Hillary of the ones who voted the whole point was suppressed the vote. So there were less. It wasn't a matter of getting the vote for Trump. It was about getting them not to vote and yes, Hillary had less black people voting for her than anyone in decades. So it did work it worked very well. But I know sterling no that that I don't know that was a Russian thing as much as the fact that I feel that there were some black people vote like Hillary with this super predators that the fucking Russians that was part of the propaganda campaign. The the idea the superpredators started meeting blind there. What happened there was? There was precedent to that. Because the Clinton administration didn't do their job in the nineties. They were to fuck in ball heavy, and they couldn't shave their fucking balls sack up and fucking make it for the community that supported them in Harlem, New York and the black community in there saxophone fucking bullshit. And they sat there and were pieces of shit and the Russians played on that sure that it happened because they played on decades worth of feeling like, I'll tell you. I'll tell you one quick situation. I remember so background born raised New Yorker living in New York. We are during the Obama administration. I can't tell you what year and I'm walking down sixteen. The could could I appreciate assume. I'm walking down fifty four street or some nonsense in the middle of midtown. And I get some fucking security guards some secret service person stopping me from walking down the street..
"nunchucks" Discussed on WSB-AM
"Show. Check out the full podcast on itunes, Google play. Listen. You go. In crosby. Thing that was very interesting. That took place was this ruling by judge has to do with nunchucks. So there was a previously. This. A court rules that the second amendment actually protects nunchucks. Yeah. The little sticks around everybody, you know, the martial arts films judge Pamela Kane found in favor of James Maloney, and her thirty two page ruling last Friday saying that the sale use and possession of none none Chuck coup or Chuka sticks. Nunchucks simple weapon to stakes China rope. That's protected by the second amendment Newark had a ban on them enacted in nineteen seventy four because of their popularity of martial arts films, and she's an amateur mar Maloney's a college professor professor in an amateur martial artist. And here's his nunchucks which are for self defense and accept that their legal to buy or sell in New York, and he wanted to train his kids in nunchucks. And he said, look there's over sixty. There's almost sixty five thousand factory produced metal and wooden on Chuck's. It's been sold to people since one thousand nine hundred five that means common use and the court sided with him. So think about this. If you have close to sixty five. Nunchucks that have been sold the folks around the country, and that is considered common use and thus protected by the second amendment. I would say that millions of semiautomatic rifles that are have been sold like millions of AR fifteen that constitutes common. Use thus. It's protected by the second amendment. There you go. Of course, it is this idea people. I mean that's common use that's huge common use. I mean, this is someone who didn't just like watch enter the dragon. And then think that, you know, I'm Bruce Lee. No, he's he's the guy who actually he's very serious about it. And and additionally wants to make sure that he can that's true. I mean. Yeah. Like sixty five thousand that's yeah. That's common news, then semi automatic long guns. Tens of millions of twenty round magazines. That's common use then too. So according to this court ruling, those are in violation of common use at some point. This is all gonna come to the supreme court. Which is I mean, it's common use to stop. It's all common news. Let's just let's not pretend. Well, my goodness. So that's that's interesting. I'll read more of this bump stock this new rule, but I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of it. And I just I don't like anything that. Gets into the weeds with trigger engagement because it seems to be more about that than the accessory is what it is. There are a lot of people who just don't know what the hell it is. And I wish they'd be honest about it. I wish they'd say. We don't really know what this is how it works. So we want to learn more about it before we start opining on it or trying to set law. But nobody has the humility to do that. And so they won't also one of the things we'll discuss more tomorrow. The wall funding is apparently off the table. Now, the White House signals that it could back down on a five billion dollar border wall demand. Maybe if we just say that the border wall is Iran than Democrats in in Washington DC, and some Republicans will be okay with giving money. Maybe we can fly a pallet a cash down there to the border and send spend it. I mean, look, this is what people voted for bottom line. People voted for it. They wanted it. The president said he was gonna do it. So make it happen, regardless of what you think about it. This is how democracy works in our constitutional Republic. So make it work today. Stupidity came and this is part of today's.
Paging Bruce Lee: Judge knocks down New York's nunchuck ban
"You can't New York had had a rule in place a law in place that you couldn't have done Chuck's. But in case, you're an aspiring ninja you can now move to New York. A judge has struck down there statewide ban on nunchucks they were banned in nineteen seventy four after the weapon began to see more use why because Bruce Lee movies were real popular. But last week a Brooklyn judge ruled that the ban was unconstitutional violated the second amendment
"nunchucks" Discussed on The Basement Yard
"It's it's also funny how like they never like leonardo has swords never cuts anyone yeah he rafael never impales anyone michelangelo used those fucking nunchucks none chuck the shit out of you he was none chucking that's for sure but not chuck suck yeah yeah yeah they're not agree on when i was in middle school there was this kid fuck i forget his name but he was supposed to fight someone you remember fights in middle school yeah it was awesome because you talked about it all day all day all week it was like planned it was like a football game like yo friday two pm mimi by the boss everyone walking downstairs everyone's like oh my god and then you have like your it was like fucking west side stories like everyone had a crowd behind you walk how bad are the teachers that they can't spot this that's what i'm saying and like you don't you don't hear anything why these eighty students walking down to this flagpole in unison doing this like why like they're just being kids you ever seen those videos with like north korea when they like march or whatever exactly what it looks everyone's legs are it's like the rock cats pick your sides to yeah i know but the reason why i brought this up is because one of the kids brought nunchucks to school with the were they real what are fake ones like thin like thin ones for like when you're a kid like so you don't fucking hurt yourself that wasn't done ref i wasn't checking his gloves nunchucks she doesn't check shocks wasn't doing that but he had nunchucks he didn't use them though he just had him in his hand high spelled chuck's and un chuck's.