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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:51 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"No he wants to get off and he wants to get off early. That was obviously in a hurry clearly true i okay but then maybe check in early aflaid. Is it from arizona to fifty five minutes the other thing. It's nothing it's nothing but i was for me. Is that other situation whereas like maybe ten years ago i would have been fucking pissed <hes> but i was like you know what big deal he needed to see yeah. I'm the same way i think about ten minutes ago. I would have been fucking pissed. We both have grown. That's like the equivalent of me and my story like picking up the you guys bullets off the ground. It'd be like put it back in your gun. I'm surprised you didn't do well then. This isn't your style. Maybe i would have done this. It just be like when i got to the person and be like oh. I don't know i'm c. C. one. I don't know how talk to the matter. I don't know who goes when but i i was see one just in case you're wondering mad at that person might have been a little the guy he could have just not known how it works but the been rushed and he just out of his brain the gate agent <hes>. I don't like the lax attitude. I think because the problem the major problem that everyone agrees with about southwest is that system is so it's it's so chaotic to begin with that they sort of they should be more on top of it because they've created situation that causes that kind of confusion and that kind of is amazing and so they should be more on the ball all with their own. Let me tell you how it works because i'm the only person between this crowd and a riot because if everybody if everybody thought oh well it's fine as as long as you have on your thing and you can just come in and then there's just gonna rush to the right. People have been lining up in order their entire entire long for centuries. People have been lining up for anything. It's that yes <hes> these people airports that can't they can't do it. I was saying that the gym yesterday that people get stupid when they get in an airport they just like suddenly their brain flies out of their head and there's like don't know simple like how how to behave like a human being in the plane yesterday for me. I was in group one and then i had to move around people like we all did we all had to maneuver because these the people planned to themselves and so then i said i'm i'm curious as to and they were for it's like why would you get you know. There's three before four no matter what the fuck is happening on this plane yeah. That's that i was group for yesterday and i kind of did the thing where i'm just like. I'm just walking. I'm not i'm not doing anything. I'm just walking on. I'd probably five people off offense. I you didn't stand no. I didn't but like when it's four and everybody starts going yeah. Do you like because if you don't assert yourself then you your last that's centigrade degree you kind of have to but i walked by people who had been standing there and in a way. Maybe you agree with me. It's like if you were staying there when it was group one then you're kind of an off <music>. I'm just gonna walk onto the plane good for you. You're the winner here yeah. I don't know if i am kind of selfish. No <hes> what is selfish what happened a lot of airplanes stories <hes> but <hes> getting off that in that satellite <hes> fifty two to get on the bus and there's one line for to bring you due to the <hes> five gates <hes> then there's wanted to bring to the fore gates and that's it there's those two lines and then this woman and man decided to make their own line that was gonna come in to like there's a it was a line yeah and they had this little offshoot satellite satellite for the guy behind migos <hes> there's there's two line sir and then just cut in line but he said it in such a way like nobody knew how to go..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:45 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I was like casually mentioning it someone else. She was like that was real. 'cause someone jason posted about it. I said oh yeah. I didn't say yeah. Ah good wow that's insane yeah. I don't know you didn't punch that first guy what i do. You want the grill me the gun. I'm with you. If only i'd had time to think about like eunice during the show it was just as i was leaving like i'm saying goodbye and then i'm like what what wait you weren't asking for another spot. No i just don't a spot right wasn't a response to i'd love to do it again. Oh well you can work the grill. If you wanna do it again. This is like oh. Can i do it next week. I guess you can do anything week you on if you work here at this shit all right now back act two. You seemed very small. Oh yes very very small. Show you see one it yeah so so here's what happened without belaboring bring this any further <hes> i thought about whether i would say something to somebody about it and it didn't take very long. I did not i didn't because it wasn't one of those to fight but to give this a little bit of a button so that you don't make that face anymore so obviously i'm behind this this guy all the way down the the again the runway gangway. I'm watching to see if he's going to do anything like to show that he did a thing or two somehow figure out what's going on. Nothing happens. We get into the plane what he chooses to do. Which i found very interesting was he chose to there there. There are a few middle seats. He chose was to have an old lady. Get up so that he could sit in the middle seat. You didn't have to choose that seat and then his bag was like too big for the spot that he wanted to put it in and i helped him push his bag into the spot and when he turned around and i saw his face he was pleasant. I don't even know what what so there. You go come on guys the real heroes i'm reminded briefly of the point said basically to paraphrase paraphrase. Why would i tell the story. If i didn't do anything and you all remember that it was it was well remembered. What's the point in retrospect. You said that that was the exact reason why i said it makes a left turn in that. He ended up helping the guy that he was gonna fight fight with. That's true and i actually wasn't as you did you go. I'm c._y._a. Shove that bagging a little bit just to get it a little and you've got an i._r._a. Or window see. I got a window seat in the back. He's dumb okay..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:57 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Like a weird scam. <hes> and then the people who are they're letting in the door are just dregs of society but nick vat or out. Who is you know like a second place jimmy pardo they wouldn't let him in and it doesn't make an as addison yeah yeah i feel i i. I've given so much to that place. It makes sense that or it's going to come in second and then when i finally did it after i was done. They were like here's here's your fifty dollars seventy five dollars and they said it isn't go well. You've got my plasma yeah. I guess you can do all the negotiate him it. Wow yeah and that's episode one. That's episodes well. What do we do a lot of lemonade stand we do we went horse racing in where we saw one of the best celebrities on precedent third exciting resident third celebrity imagine how he's gonna play. You just did it so it is all right. You're a horse race at the horse race. We're about to leave david milch which we did our last beds. We went in one last one and then santana turned around. Yes yes yeah which is now shuttered uttered yeah and until nine horses in a day you're going there. Was the celebrity okay. This is a man and of course we paid. The extra five bucks to get the v._i._p. Of course on the whole premises make money so we're not spending. We definitely spent more money than we gotta spend money make money. That's not encountered in the final tally. We're trying to have fun. <hes> isn't aker. Yes issued a gentleman. Yes okay as over fifty. Yes over sixty yes yes. Is this somebody who did not surprise you that they were there for strategy known for gambling. I did not know this isn't george segal. It is not does he have a mugshot. I yeah i do not know but i mean we've all we all have passed some follow up. Does he drink coffee from a mug. I can only assume <hes> movie star. Oh yes in a movie star. No no movie star. I mean movie star but i mean that's from <hes> from a bygone era. Maybe yes okay so this. Guy's name was above the title and we'd all be excited in the seventies or eighties. Both i guess elliott gould no guesses. There is something slightly confusing happening and i don't know how to address it without giving away too much information is he african american. Yes and i couldn't figure out how sean connery the fun all sean sean connery. He's bedridden. I think he's heckman. What was the confusing thing now. I have to know well. I just you're thinking of a movie star told us he's always is but i'm seeing some people are much more. He's does more than just movies. No he's a singer also know he's also an athlete isn't. He's a news report way way way more similar to actor in the same room host screwed this yeah this. This is on you given any any insulation. No actor manatt actor is definitely no addition like a slash. What would you put off akram writer. Yes i said john fabbro. I thought thought you were guessing what i looked like <hes> yeah so he's an actor and a director. Yes yes <hes> and more successful as as an actor or as a director or he's like he's in. He's in his sixties seventies eighties eighties woody ellen no is that wrong but this is what we're talking about you to answer these of course it isn't. He's not a big famous actor writer director robert robert redford. Oh he doesn't rate so this guy right correct. You can pau albert brooks. Yes wow ow oh. No sorry fucking happening now. It's i mean what are the names is. The smell breath yes. You really aren't good at this. I'm so sorry guys. I thank you for giving me a shot. The door was ryan. Yes no. They did that on television game show. What did you do sir. The the final answer. I was a panelist on it was a show <hes> that was on for like three weeks on game show network..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

01:38 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Happened this weekend. Anything import happened. No not really works. It's <hes> with the movies. I can't talk radio now. We talked about that. Though didn't we saw what you're ready or not. Did we talk about we. W we did talk about that yes yeah. I think that was the last movie. I saw well good for you. It's good that you're taking a break from the motion picture that we <hes> you appreciate it the next time you go. Should i watch that yeah. It's a little spiel as three cheap to go. Are you always that where you live over in that arena yeah pretty much get it. I don't wanna get too specific. Specific live above the theater theater. It's not legal protection for you coming with the t._v. Show the kids slept in the tech room mm-hmm. We loved the first episode and then you stayed with it and i didn't they. Oh what was it called shine or no. Oh it was the kid show right yeah it was it was and it was produced by the guy <hes> who produced hamilton it was it was billed as kind of like a musical tv show set in high school but what it actually was was a highschool show in which the characters are putting on a production of spring awakening eh rise. Oh yeah that fell flat quickly. Yeah that was very disappointing just for the simple fact that they weren't singing because i think it's always interesting when someone tries to do a musical t._v. Show it's for so bizarre and i watched them all. There's a new one. The disney plus is going to be high school. The musical the high school musical the musical the series is coming out of boy. Get ready.

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:57 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"What is this was. A rapper was not i would out out. No i mean i like rap as much as everyone a big rap guy. I'm not writing a book to write a book or how easy easy to read a book. No i don't just to get the deal <hes> thrown about. Are they know direction if they are <hes> <hes> so this guy's on television disguised last television show right now oh boy that's a good question. I'm gonna say no okay but with all the the streaming services maybe do we all know him from. Everybody in this room knows nobody. We all know him from one particular from a movie you from one particular thing but you also but he's done a lot of people from like you might know them one thing that well that doesn't help us them. I guess but who's your guest. I don't think he's that old. I was gonna say aaron paul but he's not come on. John and we're doing serious guesses today. Is this a <hes>. Would you consider this a comedic actor. I would very much so very much so <hes> <hes> very much. Is there like <hes> network sitcom that <hes> the famous successful network sitcom that he was on no he was never on a the big show. No no no. I didn't say that he was never on a network sitcom. Was he ever in a movie. That got a sequel. Ooh ooh boy. Was he ever move. I'm going to say no. I really to be like oh. I gotta i gotta guess random guest danny mcbride no like i would wear no jacket all day with great but yes i totally c._n._n. Jacket i will tell you i ultra. That's slow so tell you this. He took the track jacket while i was freezing on the plane. <hes> took his jacket off and was having a very nice <hes> fitting t shirt on and she's sweating saw aw oh. There's no doubt he's cooked up. Okay coquette yeah part of that sentence with an offer that jacket to me that would've been nice the so-called oh my gosh if you if you do you think that this is a part of my guessing strategy if you'd asked him. Can i borrow your coat. I'm cold would would this actor have given it to he probably would have and <hes> had some fun with it okay. Here's here's the last hint he and i spent most of the flight eyeball each other trying to figure out how we know each other okay. I know how i know him so you've met him. I have not met him but i have been in the same room him. It's not bad at a party the same plane at a party. <hes> no was no was it like coenen on and go okay was this karen was was conan was karen. It was cared theater. It's so we're not only <hes> okay. <hes> was he on premium cable. <hes> comedy like an h._b._o. Laugher as they call it in variety. I know nick reads it. Maybe they ever get ankle from a laugher. Maybe i don't i don't remember networks and he's done a lot man so it wasn't like the star of any he was the star of a comedy t._v. Show but you don't know whether it was premium. Cable basic cable was was basically at least one of them's basic no wear closer. I have no clue mike mike loser not good in the nineties that show thousands yes yes so in the last ten years even okay wait was on it wasn't a stream or a network of basic cable start on streaming show..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

01:35 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I didn't remember that he had already said it or something. I didn't understand i was reading about john. Denver's death that you are and so i did not i didn't go to fly when he died. Oh he has he was drunk. Driving arrest. Oh jesus he was not allowed to drive to fly fascinated. Is what happened so i did not hear what elliott said. I said he repeating the joke that i thought was going to hear me out here. Guns me out denver the last dinosaur china sort of the road to take up two seats denison small. How do we first class. Is this guy movie star. You're so no no no. I have to think about it. A never toppled maybe but not a movie star like you would have said yes if it was if he was clearly might be and i don't know it is currently popular is two gentlemen. Yes yes i think he's he's in his forties. Which the upper forties maybe he might be fifty or fifty one b forty eight. He's gen-x <music> so please look like a flannel shirt tied around his waist with some like thermal underwear top yeah you know he did not he. At eight i will give you this clue. He had on pair of <hes> very expensive jeans and a track jacket blue trek jacket with the two white stripes on sleeve..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:47 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Get serious the i did hear but my friend was like texting texted me like funny stuff. They're like they're like <hes> robert morris. <hes> you have to leave who's robert morris silly. Why does he have to address that. In this documentary they all of a sudden the stage became because it got sort of hand to stage became also the public address system right so they would just go like yeah uh robert borosage. I call your dad. He just wanted to be here. You're having a good time and they would do that now. Please welcome janice joplin that crazy it was but isn't that the famous thing where they had to announce. Don't you don't take brown asks nationals yeah what was wrong with. It is bad bad bad trip yeah. You're you're a bad trip man. Yeah yeah see this is why you need five documentaries. That's why you need five amazing. Jonathan documentaries never know. What else are you gonna follow by. The way steve byrne addresses is that on twitter he <hes> he heard our show that we were talking about this other documentary addresses on twitter. I retweeted it as to why there are two documentaries and how how the two camps <hes> do not care for each other. Oh dear that was obvious so tickled. Level controversy remember when they for tickled showed up at the theater yeah yes now. There's debate between st burn cycling yeah yeah. That's that's crazy. That is crazy. It's also crazy that <hes> one of them. I'm being very well. Publicized on hulu and steve byrne was like i. I just put on youtube for free. That doesn't seem fair either well. If you've seen the anyone that's on hulu hulu around the end. There's no spoilers. I'm just saying does become obvious. I'm when you get there guys you to john hulu citizen air. We just lost one of the brothers others yeah all right. He was a great force in politics. All right we go around the horn in a moment per se here we go. Let's pick up celebrity sightings betty. This gentleman nick stat from denver to los angeles sat across the aisle for me. Okay actor use an actor first-class class row two k. Is that more than three. It's closer to the door advice why you can't say i can't say that it is is. Does this person have any connection to denver you know. Does this person that that i know of was a john denver. He's dead. What let's oh no bob demo who is going to be good friends and also not bob number also did what if john denver a haunted just planes that fly over denver..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:31 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Then. I got a text as i was walking car. That said i have better news but i just glanced and saw that that's what it said that was like i don't want to see this because i thought she was saying they won <hes> and then i realized that game was even over yet but i was still like what does she mean. I don't understand and then then. I try to put it on my head so the audience one korean. Maybe that's what it meant and because i was playing. I don't actually know maybe she had sent that hours earlier too. I have no idea what the time line of it. I didn't ask her. What was your question. Did i go to sleep. Oh so no i did not go to sleep early because i watched soccer game which yeah yeah so now. I'm exhausted nick. We're in denver yesterday. We did a live show in denver wonderful degree theater yeah. Have you performed there. I haven't it's i love it. I i'm only first time there. Yesterday is great which has got a great vibe and he used to be a movie theater but it's like feels. It's it's seats the the right amount of people for us but it doesn't feel small like the right size. That's where the garlic stu there show. That's exactly right. Quick shot up to karen from the high high plains comedy festival than you. <hes> who <hes> was <hes> <hes> <hes> instrumental in bringing us to <hes> to adam <music> adam cayton holland yes <hes> was mayor the mayor of denver <hes> stanford comedy <hes> i got home and i watched a documentary documentary <hes> no choice now doc. I watched a documentary recommend around woodstock last night. <hes> there's another one well. There's woodstock is the movie right and then this was documentary about <hes> woodstock itself the town nope about the concert. That's an interesting show to try to fill so what are the most payments rock documentaries all time for we know about woodstock okay and then relig- via this ninety minute version of everything you knew about. Which is it recent yeah for. The fiftieth breath. Aniversary was a good three days a defined a generation that one. Yes you know what i enjoyed it but i you know i'm obsessed with woodstock i i don't i <music> i i. I don't think i would have been a hippie nineteen sixty nine but i think the jury's out up from me on that one jimmy i would have been there. I really there's no doubt my mom because he loved music. Actually that's a good point yeah. You're not at all a hippie but you would have had to have gone but you would've had to like. Your car stopped then. You'd have to decide like i'll just watch. I'll just walk three miles closer. We would fucking hated that the mud mud. I wouldn't have even with the last night watching them with the sliding in the mud and just going. What do you do now now. You're sitting cake mud because he thought to be funny to use that as a slip and slide like the first time i went to chicago fest. When was the not the band the city of chicago fest. We went to see chicago but we had to walk about three miles from the train train station to the stage so that part of it is not <hes> that problem and like <hes>. I like a festival atmosphere of concerts exciting revival there. Did you hear the on the radio. They were playing the entire audio from woodstock..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:15 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Love. You're damn right. I walk into that room and saluted every goddamn dayton jordan then we had the foyer painted. I want to say tangerine. It's a nice it's a subtle orange that you it was abeche tangerine and i like it. It's kind of like that <hes> on that never not funny a pusher and that's what they can't say look at that look at surf side today. Go look at surf side. That looks like a beautiful album cover. It looks out just before they got there. They'd try one. Maher said album is my favorite swear that i am aware that garin based on what you just said. I wasn't aware of it earlier. Though i am got the information art and nick turner is here but what we were just about to start celebrity citing so let's take a break. We'll bring nick over to the table with celebrity. Sighting knicks got a brand. New podcast out called a get orig- nick now. Yeah i get it. Thank you gary. I thought this was going to go on a lot longer now. Is one of you already rich so you're just focusing on getting the other nick rich playing the game. Nick nick nick works. You know you know. I live a life of leisure. You have a half hour special on comedy. I do but they stopped stopped paying me for that. Yes i f- gets you nothing at the club. No no i really felt like swansong comedy. When i got the half vira finally good night. Now i can retire. Yes i'll pop up later. If podcasts become a thing and they have yes yes they had before. I said there is a revolution. I'm familiar conan. O'brien step down from television ran to the mailbox my variety. I saw the news. Sir flipped turks looked. You did the sadly by the way it's great when everybody can do a special half hour but you did it sadly when you were no longer allowed how to pick your backdrop your name on the wall whereas in my day which is now going on with on twenty four you got. You had personnel personally <hes> creative meeting to decide what you wanted to have as your thing. Would you believe i just had a picture of me behind me. I wanted to look like the old the dean martin roasts. That's how to achieve that but that's what i wanted. I just wanted to <hes> beyond before midnight and the guarantee that i i don't care what's back there. Just put it on a time. My mom can see it. Yes and they said no. He said no. We've got we've got some stuff plant years new years and i did it three years ago three years ago so i got two thousand and sixty thousand sixteen rated election going on that your big year yeah i did not know sponge pro-trump stuff. If i didn't no young one click red hat on. I thought you were doing ironically because not all right nik turner's here when he comes back and do that celebrities wherever hey money's too tight to mention that <hes> that's a song monitored tat dimension. Here's the way to loosen that money up by. You mentioned you mentioned speaking of mentioning things you mentioned in that song a lot and yet. I couldn't tell you who it is. Let me see if i can guess okay <hes> now. I can't even though he brought up probably last week. Simply red simply red <hes> credit card bills every month bills bills those bills you get them multiple payments multiple due dates wouldn't.

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:59 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"I've been drinking terrible day-old old single bird bruise. Yes yeah you've been doing around. This is why my life is. You don't wear a ring. I've noticed thank you. I'm not really married. I have been together with my lovely bright for seven years so saying my girlfriend is silly. Oh so you just say wife as a shorthand sure explain yeah. I mean not all the time. I was just testing it out. This is my first day. I was like feel today. I'm married. It felt incredible until you shat. I didn't shed on spicer was questioning. The lack of ring and i was gonna ask how long you been america was always interested. I was not putting it down because i didn't know you were running some scam common-law. It's a common law marriage at this point yeah. That's a common misconception that i should be corrected. Not gonna tolerate that in here with nick turner first time apologies accepted <hes> for all you know he was going on an audition and <hes> was playing a single. He was auditioning for a single guy role. You put the ring right back. I imagine i i just couldn't see in the role giant diamond wedding ring. You didn't feel single. I did wear once. I was auditioning for commercial missile to be a plumber and my t shirt maybe green and not white and the casting person was like you know you're trying to picture here for these people and they're not going to use a plumber. Ah i love to color. My teacher doesn't give me the job over my acting. We'll do that. <hes> and i think you have to assume not get a callback. Oh you did of course i was gonna say 'cause. It doesn't fucking matter but this isn't always the case but i would. I would think you want to go into it assuming that the people are very stupid because then if they aren't great but if they are covered your eye to meet a t shirt was a win right color and by the way do plumbers always wear <music>. What's white t shirt yeah. It's the worst color i'm no. That's the trope of some kind but as well it is for painters yeah painter's. Why do they do. They was all white so you can see when you've spots yourself. It makes no sense right because when you see them either waiting at home depot or when they come to your home to paint it's white pants with white shirt with a white cap. Why don't know what is the reason. I'm sure guarantee. I have an answer. Painters wearing white began in the eighteenth century to match the whitewashed buildings buildings. The mohammed was racist. What why do we want them to blend in the culture is this is pretend this wall painted itself. The most common color pages deal with is white and the other white stuff plan spackle. They won't splotches do not show and it's a symbol of cleanliness. Apparently it does denote some professionalism. You know what i go along with that. It's a symbol of cleanliness the first day you wear it you throw it away. You're one of these are white washed painter. You can do that a lot of work but they're good at the job. I want a guy that i don't want to blend in with the wall. We just had the <hes> the <hes> living room painted on my house with the mccullough japan the same exact color that it was uh i don't remember they call it surf side at the dunn edwards that we got the paint surf side and we had a dancer. My question whatsoever white as a blue has a these surf side. You've been in my living room indiana. I can't picture the color because the crew the <hes> <hes> fireplaces that the fire a brick red. It's that blew that then with the white crowning looks pops out and then the blue it looks very <hes> cloning with that red and the white in the kind of patriotic you love..

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Never Not Funny

01:55 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Corner. I did and incredible cold. Everybody raves about tried to make me feel like a jerk. Who did the woman who gave me my coffee. Why why should we can feel like i ordered. <music> is driving me. Okay is coffee called coffee <hes> she's she laid it down and i says is iced coffee and she said it's cold brew and i was like is this is coffee. She's like they're the same so then. They arts no nice coffee. Is you brew coffee and you let that's hence the ice his coffee so i said okay. I'll get you back. I'm gonna go broadcast is next door you done rebecca. Her name was oh wow yeah i will say this. We've given them how we'd been here four years in the studio five years <hes> six years six years. It'll be six at the end of the year for six years. We've been nothing but a compliment. That copy shaaban based on people's reviews one time in that time fine day i also. I don't drink coffee so i didn't know. Is that true that the cold brew tastes different than brewed coffee. That's been put on ice. I know that it it costs more of course this well brewed. The coffee isn't iced coffee is chilled in the fridge. No puerto rice. I mean you know to make it cook cold right. Don't they sometimes just to speed things up is put a ton of ice in port over that they do. I think those days are gone probably just waters it down and because if you get enough thrown back at your cantering undrinkable the garin cockerels on the world wide web and he appears to have an answer he just did a bernie sanders like fingertip cobra who was made without heat which creates lower acidity for smoother naturally sweet taste to iced coffee is brewed double strength then cooled which creates a refreshing so they compensate yeah because then then you're watered down with the ice you want.

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Never Not Funny

02:28 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"We're teasing it now. You ruined it. We got to play back now. Wait a minute. It's supposed to be like trying to get people to sign up for the players because they find out what what you actually said. Oh i didn't now he said maybe this will move some sales. I you know what turns out. We're good business. It definitely just discovered well. I will one hundred percent admit that i didn't realize that's what matt didn't want me to say. Can we not bring this. Yes i did or are we allowed to bring this up in the future. We didn't find it peculiar that i was dancing around what the actual he basically told the whole story except for what you said i know lucien is is that you bleep that part and do a little quick voiceover. That sounds like a lot well. He doesn't have the do it because he's he's. He's just making the video for the players. I would have to bleep it in my defense. I thought you gave away the the cool part. Which was my reaction to that thing. I think i'm i'm just trying to sell people on the idea of how funny it was. I think that that that moment. We'll still hearing messing with you. I don't think it matters. That's the second guitar we've had to do that right. I really one of the time i thought i said betty white or something instead of something. What was i do not not like it was like gee i said betty white. Something crazy didn't look it up. It's probably in your notes but how do i ah type in. His notes are very good erin. Come on man you know they're not you know there by the way i have not looked at a single. They might be like every second detailed. I have no idea they aren't but i will say i will say that that ninety percent of the time when i need to figure out where something is i can use those notes to find a very good average well. That's all fame numbers for that yeah. Those are hoping number. You'd be very proud of that but that next. Do your masters degree in your wall dickhead the fact that you couldn't say with a straight face that made that hurt your message. I was having my joke. We all know that thing is a sham screenwriting. Yeah yes nick charge. You can john no. I'm just excited that whatever i didn't know idea what you guys are talking about the entire time of what are your dreams. Go to the coffee shop. At at the.

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:38 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"That a little bit but i know that is not what it used to be. I remember i had friends who lived on the south side and and visited wants wants and flute at midway and i was like what is this crazier board. It's like when albany to midway. Albany is a similar like burbank very small airport and i was like this is i'm living in another country. I flew exclusively into midway when i first moved here. <hes> because of a more planes went in there. It wasn't like southwest. Now is the way to go but it's it's burbank you at least then it's not i. I'm totally not now that it's ramp much more a hopping airport near talk- pardon air talk their talk somebody would do do not taken is actually isn't anymore. What isn't larry gross. Oh is that. What is that what you're show scott plain talk <hes> um pl called air talk because he's on the air. Everyone's on the air. If you're on the talk show the dumb name for that show yeah yeah run into another w i will not hear it i will not you won't stand for it by the name never not funny well stand by me is a song song of course that was very popular and benjamin e. king yeah ben e king <hes> but we we alluded to we went to denver and had a wonderful matinee and <hes> had a game for a day. We had a couple of bad gentleman. We had <hes> colin. I i then kicked him off the stage as i want want to do somebody <hes> doesn't do anything wrong but they beat out for humor's sake and then a guy named tom <hes> built in for the rest of i guess most of it right <hes> but again as i've said as i say at the end of every podcast live show i'd say occasionally here in the studio we have and <hes> circle back to something do <hes> the greatest fans there just the greatest fans and it came up with the woman karen who and this happens this truly and you know this man. I'm not telling you telling the listener so that they know that. It's not just me blowing smoke. This is every venue we go to when we are getting paid at the end. They were like you know what's great about you guys. Your fans are the best you have the plight fans you have the the most prompt fans and they all and and i'm not making that up every then you they say the show was average for us. People were yeah and and that means a lot because then they tell us and i'm not gonna ruin the details but they tell us about the shows where the fans are assholes <hes> and <hes> it so just you guys should know so that when i tell you that you're the greatest that it is based in fact and research research not just bragging or being partisan or or sucking up <hes> because a new seasons on the way it's really is <hes> a very nice thing <hes> so thank you thank you for that came out to denver and we got to enjoy denver. The mile high as i opened the show with it was nice to walk off the airplane to that crisp cool mountain air about ninety nine degrees and stifling stifling but windy for some reason. We didn't cool you down man. That's a creepy wind. That was hot. It was like a convection donovan. That's perfect blowing in your face. Yes it was blowing hot air. I call at the elliott gary wake up over there alive condescend to me good stuff having fun. I'm garrett just go by quick. I wanted to thank my friend. Logan hale who came show. It's very nice and elliot you know him <hes> and he was very nice and gave <hes> jimmy and me a ride to the airport and thank you for that to to worst and again. This is an example of how great of a guy i mean how carrie i did not want to step on their friendship and i said i would take a separate car and i dave logan would hear nothing of it. I enjoyed the air enjoy. The ride logan was a very nice conversation. I enjoyed it. <hes> sort of how he got us from there was more or less traffic than on our way there but yet somehow the guy whose company i was enjoying god's there in record time and in the uber. We took the lift that we took it seems. I don't know if i didn't look at my watch when we when we left the theater did you because it might. It took us twenty two minutes to get to the airport. It's crazy and it took us about thirty.

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:46 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Where's that train going to let you out at the airport in the middle in the middle of the so it's gonna it's gonna go through right through the middle of all of that spaceship <hes> yeah so it is it's gonna it's gonna do a little dog around the spaceship thing so it's gonna come down kind of down century. I guess so i think because it is right there now. I knew exactly where it's going to turn because it's right you go under it on century so it must like make them make a turn that i have not seen that yet but they're gonna redo some of the parking app neighbor council meeting. We had a presentation about this right and so oh it's i think i wanna say twenty twenty two twenty twenty twenty twenty twenty three twenty twenty one they're going to have they're going to change things. It's going to be awful <hes> but then once this gets all taken care of it's going to be much better just in time for jimmy retire from show. That's it because i when i when i went underneath it the train i was like i can't wait for that day because i lived yeah a three minute walk from never that said do i want a trade. Do i want the train to be controlling my arrival to the airport. You want to build a little ten minute dole rideshare ten minutes or is it thirty minutes like this yet so it's neither sir but you've gone to the staple center where all of a sudden hey. There's no trains and i've had a run home and get my car to get to the staple center. If that's happening at the airport now i'm out thirty thirty minutes and the the other thing too is that i'm not sure how the routes are going to be. You might actually have to go to union station. I o does who's not only that no but here's the thing no do i would not. I would have to go adding a not exciting. Anybody outside los angeles right i would get i would actually go east to the crenshaw yeah and then the direct one is from crenshaw to l._a._x. I agree so if you draw this up. I there's a p._d._f. I could show you but the other those are gonna move all the parking stuff and the car rental stuff and whatever to another place and like and i think that's where the ubers uber's and lifts will also end up so if you did take a lift you go there and then you get on this little. It's not actually a train. It's it's a it's rubber wheeled like buses but on a track and so so then you'd be out there so that there's a lot of changes going on in l._a. Bottomline yeah that doesn't affect fifty two j last last night probably not but that's the construction <hes>. I looked it up. It was actually fifty two might have been. I don't know i was so i got off my plane at eight forty and walked in the door and my house at nine. Oh two that is wonderful. That is just wonderful that is but i walked to my car. I didn't take a shuttle. I walked out of the airport down. The street got my car drove home and his wonderful just just one it is. I wish i wish burlington living in the philippines. It's amazing i shouldn't i actually had the thought as i was walking. I should stop saying how great this is publicly because i don't want other people i mean it's already too late. Everyone knows about how great it is but it's it's getting more crowded and i don't want it to change and i just i had a sudden revelation of this isn't going to be like this forever because well. You know that's good. That's what happened in chicago. Midway airport used to be burbank and now is almost as big as o'hare. <hes> says the guy that has hasn't flown into midway in ten years. Maybe i'm exaggerating that a little bit but i know that is not what it used to be. I remember i had friends who lived on the south side and and visited wants wants and flute at midway and i was like what is this crazier board. It's like when albany to midway. Albany is a similar like burbank very small airport and i was like this is i'm living in another country..

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"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:35 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"On tape. It's the fastest our in podcasting. This is never not funny now. Here's your host jimmy pardo. Everybody welcome to the program eight and welcome to the program never never not funny. I've done my show before <hes> all right so i've got we're at episode so twenty five zero three that proves we've done twenty-four previous seasons. We are currently in the twenty fifth third episode starting third being all bumpy. Maybe some turbulence um how the <hes> the third episodes starting and some turbulent yesterday going into denver you tell me i did. It was very bumpy. How was your flight home smoke. Did you leave on time. No okay all right half our late thirty minutes <hes> <hes> <hes> i had one of those things where yesterday <hes> my flight was delayed but the pilots ever still going to get you there <unk> on time if not early and then we landed in fact fifteen minutes early wow and say fifteen minutes early of course that means your your flight area. The gate is taken. We're waiting for them to push back forty five minutes later fuck forty five. You know what i hate to say this. You don't wanna patriots now but i told danielle that i i think once because i'm not gonna make the dog because i didn't fly as much this year. I'm not gonna make the level of executive platinum. They usually have <hes> and i think it might be time to move to a new airline because the the the american in the last year has fallen off a cliff cliff like they're they stink lately. They really flights are canceled rolling. Way flights are delayed this happens. This nonsense with the gate happens <hes>. If you look look at like steve byrne and who is it see bert kreischer me boy. There's another guy who does it on a on a regular basis on twitter where it's like sitting on got here early sitting on track amac vernon jordan. How am i now forty five minutes late for the plate. I was early to us to do aren't they doing some big renovation at l._a._x. They're trying to add gates or something well that may be the case <hes> but where we were going last night was that that satellite one the fifty to fifty eight through j take take a bus so they know how many are there right and <hes> but what i think would who is happening is that they are having a fight with the mechanics union and they are for some reason both sides are playing hardball so planes are not getting as fixed as quickly so that's why that's why the cancellations okay. The bullshit of this is inexplicable. Sounds like someone needs to take over that business and make america great again anyone.

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"nick turner" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

04:22 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I think it's indulgence but there's also probably probably like a discomfort being alone. You're like i might as well feel warm and tinguely because at least when you're high yearly babysitting your high you're kind of going like how intense and says it. Is it going to get worse going to handle it. You mentioned you're not you're not just with your thoughts yeah. You're monitoring levels like just getting in caught. Doing something totally normal that you're not embarrassed about is such a weird thing that pizza yeah like if i'm like i smoke more pot and larry does and if i'll like and we're just like together gather and i smoke smoking bowl. It's like i don't think about it but if i'm smoking when she comes home i'm like that is but if i just waited in two minutes i'm nick turner thought to have bits that are in your vein where i was like going to have your drink at ya if you're drinking and someone's there. It's not drinking alone but you're the only one drink like it's like. It's just optics yeah. Can i dress up a mannequin and get fucked up. Is that does that count. Who is this for the dog. Is the dog worried about me. It's crazy because you you also you just feel like most people in most relationships. The wife gets angry. When you do you this. You've seen you grew up with that on sitcoms and it's weird when you have your relationship with the girl you picked not the girl you picked i for the girl you picked that you want to be with forever and you're like you know how you you think i'm dumb. Dumb food and i'd do anything right and like. I don't think that's funny yeah. I i think does go both ways. I think you people see that stuff on t._v. And you're subconsciously i might even subconsciously be like you should could be mad that i ate a pizza. I watched king of queens. What were you supposed to. We make her dinner. She was she's gone valid. I talk about it. We unpacked packed even further. There's this weird thing. I talk about on stage. Which is no one tells me what to do. You're ordering a pizza to demonstrate that no one has control over you you which is really weird because yes they do. They're called the tomato pie pizza company and silver. They have control they. Hey are winning in this situation. They see your order. They see that address again. Amigo twenty eight bucks for something that costs us to go a but anyway that's why spirituality for me and that's why marriage for me and all of these things that we do whether or not there empirically a true sometimes have value greater than the than they're like greek scale value like getting married or believing leaving in consciousness yeah but you don't have a story we were going to that way. You don't have a story or feeling about the universe. Even benefit is nothing matters all just undulating bullshit ya. No i mean yes. I di- go into the ground yeah. There's there's a. I don't know how how how it started. It's not relevant. <hes> right doesn't matter where i go. Let's say i do go to hell hell or heaven great okay. I mean it's like what does it matter yourself doesn't matter and it's not real and i'm dead. I don't care ah maybe you care. I don't care that's like that's pretty high levels spiritual actually when they ask buddha what happens when you die said what is that business of yours. Yours is nothing yeah and also fuda where i'm at you are very where i'm at people like if you did wake up in heaven or for hell then it would be your job to realize that that is also an allusion. You sound like a buddhist yeah. I does buddha also have a very short temper. Oh really oh no. I got to read more about this. Please who cares. There's your movie real real guy buddha. He's like a regular buddha he smoking the ball in his girlfriend walks in whoops a doozy. I gotta pee so bad but i'm trying to hold it sweat it out. Where are we at a time when forty dodgers game in five hours..

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"nick turner" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:18 min | 2 years ago

"nick turner" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"You know just in general just in general not like he's a bad person person but like i don't know we'll talk about comedy with them. All the time like we're trying to get information out of somebody in the way we torture his lock. You in a room with somebody. Just started doing voice is this is this to hedberg. Should i say hi to the audience when i get on stage by god those early early settlers that have how you guys do now how you guys doing like what you have to do for a college show hello audience we were you have to rate even hello like when you get when someone introduces you like the student whoa credits that got out of crashing <hes> <hes> but we shot this whole thing that was very proud of. I'm actually sad that it didn't make the show and it was showing how when you colleges it was gonna show peed doing three different colleges is and getting terrible intros at all <hes> yeah it was like a running joke yeah and then when he gets to the city he gets a proper intro and he's supposed to feel at home because that is the thing is you. You tell me you whereas is boring. Have you said it here. What's that well. You tell me your worst my words tro yeah. It's always the same. That's why i was really excited to put them in the show as always like our comedian. Tonight is pete holmes. He's he's on v._h._1.'s best week ever and i think hannibal had one where they even said like oh. He had a college newspaper review him and said hamilton perez was the funniest performer within the price range search incredible but they so i would always say my name lance. It should be the last thing you say. I had one one time i there were like six people on stage and they brought me up. They're like here's your community. Bring them up like this is nick turner and then they read my entire bio from my website. The site that happens now yeah still happen sometimes and then another time they never have a book. Sometimes i'll in montreal. They were like pete. Holmes is a christ leaning. Thank spiritual secret. I was like oh my this stand up by. This isn't a book. I like on the n._f._l. Website it was like why bring christ leaning into this. That's so funny leaning about my stand..

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