22 Burst results for "Nick Kroll"
"nick kroll" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"You know like now. If you're trapped by the bad guys this turns into a pretty good microphone and from there you can. You can use it to talk to the broad city. Gal just keep it. Just keep it to four minutes. Okay and what is this? This is a pill if you get in real trouble bite down on the pill and then suddenly. You're in a room with Andy Daily. You guys are improvising title for this movie and then someone needs to make this poster. We didn't figure out what sonar does. No I thought I was sleazy James Bond. Yes yes soon as a lazy James Bond so a bond that never is given the mission says yes. I'll do it. Leaves gets all the gadgets and then shells at home and watches Love is blind and has an edible. Yeah and and phone calls keep coming in from the British government like we have seen no evidence that you ever showed up. You didn't pick up your plane tickets. You didn't do anything. So what's the title of this film? Does it have to be dramatic. Lake dying is such sweet sorrow. They're always things like no time to die. I'm for a tow men quantum of solace. What a bad name that was. That's Ian Fleming title. Actually I know well. That's probably what killed him. It was not the full bottle of vodka and seventy cigarettes he had now the coroner. Yes for real no time for time. No time to work not no time to work too lazy to die about shoot to kill to die. Sonum of session is James. Bond in to chill to die because you never go anywhere or do anything and so you're never killed villain the ultimate none of the village. The villains are so pissed at you because you never show up at the volcano. You never show up at the secret lab in the desert because you're chilling at home watching that flicks. It's all good. I feel like you're you're villain power would be being really passive aggressive and you just be really aggressive with everybody and I would hold the United. Nations up for ransom. I would say I have a beam that will shoot passive aggression and just make it feel everyone in the UN all the world leaders are gonNA feel Kinda shitty about themselves but not quite sure cast is not quite sure why he's already done it. Yeah okay so somebody out there make that poster and send it into us. I can't wait. Yeah and your reward..
"nick kroll" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"Chance dividing but I don't like just not a corporate guy so like I don't pay attention. I know something is looking at. You know what I mean so I don't get attend and what else what's another joke and I was that all you'd become is that all you become. We're really connecting here. Yeah no I don't know but I keep it pretty limited I would I intake limited as possible because I just don't feel as though there's anything a will there's nothing about it that will bring me comfort or joy or safety Yet so I take in the minimal amount to understand what's happening and then I and then I and I and I tried to listen to like you know what things that I can try to be helpful it. But otherwise like Britain here reading news or or getting overly involved just makes me just brings me no joy like what it would have no I. I'm the same. I'm the same way I don't want to all I know is that it's late spring chats all. I know it's it's everything else I don't know I don't WanNa know I don't know when this is airing but I'll tell you this it's four twenty two then. I never forget that man right now. I don't know what you're saying you're right that's did it for twenty cents for a. Coenen four twenty in the afternoon a good time to Toke up the old Bonnaroo fish people think to what's going on but that's the time when you grab a jazz cigarette out of your leg. And then it's off to see Mama Cass saying absolutely and You you hit that Bonnaroo as the old a bond. Ooh That's how that's where Bonnaroo came from came from anyway using you doing impression of Atoms Abang weight. Where does sports okay? We'll yell toward twenty was a I asked. I used to joke on stage and ask people.
"nick kroll" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"I sell a thought of the grand old man an old Greek Man Mick. But how do you make your money? Oldman offered to fish and he means fish the ban and he has he has he has the concession rights and he makes hundreds of millions of dollars millions but he's been people are like. Oh that's so sweet. Offered efficiency a simple man. Three him the stash your mic zero man you page. I don't know his last name. Page of fish eats for a day. But you give him cut sessions. Two hundred million dollars is the way it all comes back around. And they're all these connections are tied up and how I can sort of see things in four dimensions. It's quite impressive. It really isn't all it's very. There's something very special about what you do. Yeah when I become pompous. I go to sleep. I pass out cold. I I've been. I've reached my leg and have opened a wound on the back of it. While we've been talking I just got my never never have not yes. No what I'm saying. Is that if you had been in our studio. We always rub moisturizer into when their guests on the show. It's something that I started. Well it's an evolution of Jesus. It's like you don't wash people's feet anymore. When they come to your pockets you moisturised them. It's a very I call that spot. Jesus it's SPA doesn't wash the feet of the lepers. He moisturizes fetal lepers. Yes it gives them a really good pedicure petty yeah and I believe to be. Give him an official. He'll have great skin for day. Give Yup teach Amanda give himself a facial and he's come all over himself as I woke me is that the police are here to talk to you. Talk to me. I always want nineteen forties. I want whenever someone's always want nineteen forties Boston. Police officers smashed through the door. Like big guys whose belts are up near there near Nepal's and they've got like you're coming with US coming on the face at. Where's the Jewish Jewish Fella? Yeah he's hey so. I didn't know that Jack mcbrayer was a character that he was that he was pubic hair. Yeah he's one of my Craig Robinson and Jack mcbrayer. My only do I love. I just loved it. That's going to be on his. Imdb Jack mcbrayer is. It's GonNa say a Pew. I was one of Nick. Crawls Cubes. He's going to be in there anything else. He doesn't his life. It's going to be. Oh and you were a puke. Yes Sir yes sir. I was one of Nick Cross. Pews and I'm and I love neck. Ka Surya Jackman appealed. Who else have we had mainly? That's it that's the only excuse me cheese. You're falling apart you're bleeding. I am sneezing. Mo should I be bleeding out of my eyes is that is that a sign of? That's not a sign of disease right now. That's no that's always a sign of health that means your body has so much blood so much. Good iron rich blood that it needs to get rid of some good. My Dad's a doctor. I know these things my my my saliva Tissa Jolt Cola. Let me let me rephrase that for that maybe CONAN would like better my saliva like Moxie Cola. Moxie that'll put a pep in your step. Yeah that that's the worst tasting soda in the World. Moxie so it might be. Yeah I never even knew what it was is. Moxie is like back in the late nineteenth century. They thought really stupid things were soda. And so there's things like this is made from birchbark could birch. Sodas what you want. Yeah let's not. And they had access to Cherry. They had access to strawberry. They had access to lime but they went to their way in one thousand nine hundred eighty two to say things like this is soil soda all the goodness of Soya carbonate carbonate tubers and they decided that that was yes indeed. Indeed you've got it all you know what Nick Kroll. The world is your oyster. Everyone knows you're very funny guy. You've got all these great projects. It's all going your way. But what are you doing for the world? Can I tell you well? Ironically the world is. I've been very lucky that the world is many ways sir. I am allergic to Oysters So that Not Everything not everything. Goes NIKKI CRAWLS WAY? I'm allergic to tuna. I'm genuinely allergic to tuna fish. Even though that true I mean. That's such a big part suburban. My Uber. Yes is you you guys In Ohio low were obsessed with a tuna sandwich. Tuna Salad Sandwich we were. We would prank people too much tuna and we are. I'm allergic to. I can't eat it but is the voice throat but you what. What are we doing to give back You know We're doing OMOLO. Podcast me and millennial doing that. We did the Broadway show and sketches on on crawl show before it of our to upper west side characters of which we've prank you too much tuna. Before I remember that I remember getting hauled up on a Broadway stage and humiliated Shamalia hated. Oh probably the happiest I've ever been a was humiliating. The likes of you on Broadway We're doing a podcast of that. Now Out George Gill Worked in a year and a half ago about the life and death of Princess Diana on Seo very relevant subject matter They're always. They always have their finger on the pulse of what people care most of time and the murder of Princess Diana and Son of Sam they also They are doing podcast about that. And they they have been snared IRA glass in Sarah Kane Egg to help them. They somehow get them involved in. Sarah an Iro trying to tell them that with her. There's no reason to do this. Podcast and then they go off in interview. They scored interested John. Oliver and Pete Davidson and Jon Ronson and A psychic and a woman who reads the is a medium who can look at photographs in understand that and so they started that A while back. And then they had a falling out and now that they're in quarantine they have decided to put the podcast because they WanNa win the quarantine and so do these characters even understand what podcast is. They're so out of time. They probably have much understanding of what a podcast is. Do believe it to be. They believe it to be like a radio. Show that people than Put on a floppy disk and complain on their computers. That's the extent being dell computers and a gate yet. I'd Gateway Laptop and that's what they can understand their end so now there were there. Were we've aired three episodes and they are now into the quarantine so where they're starting to give interviews with each other. They're self quarantined in two different rooms. in the same apartment on the upper west side. So right George George. Gilder Have Double Cove cove in thirty eight So we're we've been helping Georgia guilt. Put THAT OUT And they They're they're eyeing new and your place high in the apple podcasts. They're eyeing the COENEN needs a friend. Podcast they're trying to take that down. Take it down. And they're going after the daily big time and And and it's been it's we're doing it as a charity for we've been doing the united way of NYC Helping to get food and Internet service to kids in people who are have obviously run into issues through this period of time So we've been doing that trying to get back into you know just doing various things that we can. I don't know it's it's such a weird time now. It's it's such a weird time and it's so weird to think about. When does this get back to normal feeling this weekend for the first time in a real real way whereas like oh because I have to be to be honest like I've been in my house I've been working on big mouth every day My girlfriend were living together. She had moved in somewhat recently. So we've it's been this really rare opportunity that we've been able to like nest end really like be with each other such an intense but really kind of amazing time where we really spending quality time together and making this home hours in cooking together and talking to each other about what we're going through an an. I've been sort of been able to reconnect in or connected deeper ways to a lot of friends and family like you know it was Passover. We did our interview right around Passover but like normally when I'm in L. A. And my family does a Seder in New York for Passover. I don't participate in it. It's like if I happen to be in New York. Then I'll participate because of what's going on this year we did like a Zoom. Seder with all the families in different locations all my siblings and my parents and I got to be a part of that in a way that I wouldn't normally until like they've been all of these elements to my personal experience inside of this like quarantine that have been incredibly positive in ratifying a lot of ways In an because I've been lucky my family's been lucky and friendly number in innumerable ways but this weekend I was like oh I'm ready. I'm ready for this to be over now. I'm done. I'm done like my fun experience of being like in my space with my my girlfriend in all of this. I'm like I'm done now. I'd like to go back to like life and then I shall end it. I've just been waiting for you to say you're done and this is like an early thousands like this is like a Jim Carey movie that you've liked yes. Yes you're like. The Morgan Freeman characters. Like will want to go back to your now. Go back to your life. You learned an important lesson about virtual sater's and so glad you did. Yeah if only were that easy. I have to say the thing I think about. Sometimes that I mean there are a lot of things that we miss and it can sound really frivolous to say. I missed this but I just. I think one of the last things I did before we went into a lockdown was I was asked to show up at a show at Largo theater. Yes and Adam Sandler was there and Eric. Idle and a couple of people were there. Just jumping up on stage Performing Jot Appeti- was hosting it. And so I went out there and it was just so the thing I've been remembering so much is right being around a lot of people. I think I grew up in a big family and I really love to be around a lot of people I like hearing laughter I I love the Camaraderie of being backstage with other people and I don't know when that's coming back. I mean that's that's GonNa be a long time before we do that again. I think yeah I really like I. I'm not I minimize mind news. Intake minimize a lot of that stuff. I just because I don't it doesn't bring I'm like I'll call and read the stuff that is feels imperative and or I will be told by my most anxious friend out like or like piece together. A news event from a joke on twitter. Say you have no idea what's going on right now? I know that like I know that you think beers like this shit.
"nick kroll" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"Kills people people people half a mile away have been killed masturbating. But you talk about being a late bloomer and I I could be wrong. Everybody who comes to comedy a different way but I swear to God being late bloomer for me helped me be funny or somewhat. Empathetic acting like someone. Who's not empathetic right now. But I I swear to God I am and I feel like it was everything came to me later on. We felt like it did. I mean most kids I think most people look back on their childhoods and be like. Oh I had this thing about me. That was weird I was. I hit puberty early. I hit puberty too late. I was very tall. I was that the whatever it is these these elements and they all can allow different people to Develop their sense of humor or their powers observation. But I think when you're a late bloomer at least I was. I felt incredibly conscious of what was happening to my friends around me and I was very. I was hyper aware of it and so it both made me empathetic but it also made me observing it. It made me try to develop these other powers to help me like navigate not getting beaten up or to make myself attractive to people or and all of those things as well as hopefully eventually being empathetic and try to understand what it would be like to be another kind of person Which is you know I think such an important part of of writing and and and building building shows world so that definitely was a huge part of informing and so much of it was insecurity so much of it was just feeling small unless Dan and figuring out how I could defend myself and figure out how I could attract people to me And that definitely came from being a late bloomer. Like I'm very glad that I evolved how I have in like I've genuinely for the most part feel bad for the people who peaked in high school. You know like I don't think that you out. Yeah I knew a kid. I won't say his name but I knew a kid who said told everybody. I peaked in the sixth grade and he kind of did and he was right and I remembered him writing an essay about at once. They made us all right essays in class in this kid like in the eighth grade said. Yep Six grade remember me in sixth grade. It'll never be that good again. And he was right absolutely very very. I mean it's ridiculous for me to say it's right. I don't know doing now. I mean I know what he's doing and Bob Odenkirk. Yes Bob Odenkirk. How did you know I mean? First of all as well as Bob is doing now he did peak and six killing it in the sixth grade. So good in sixth grade and just and the multiple emmy nominations for better also Pale. In comparison to how much he was pulling holidays in sixth grade. Now he was an even he knows even he would trade a second of him being back in sixth grade for all the success. He's had now with better call. Saul it is but whatever it is. It's whatever and that's what I always say about Bob But I I do. I have to say really. I feel very grateful at the time. I think it's hard when you're that age should realize that the things that are your limitations can actually build the character to make you a much stronger person in the long haul and it's so tough to explain that to kids you know 'cause you can't hear it then like it but but I think like it's times changing in a way that things that are valued now I think are are slightly. I mean not across the board but other things are value now. That weren't as much than when I was a kid. And you know I think like being an interesting individual now is something. That is a commodity. That wasn't I think as much when we were growing up. No God no God no I mean. I know I'm older than you but I know for a fact that a show like big mouth could never have existed in the nineteen seventies. It just could not. There's no place it could have existed. It could have existed in like an adult bookstore. Maybe underground it couldn't see it could have been like an R crumb drying that you see but there's no way that baked mouth could have existed back then and all the shows that I was everything that I was seeing on. Tv in no way looked. You know like how I was looking at. People like Lee Majors and Farah Fawcett and it just had no relationship to who I was had some robotic parts but I in no way did it relate to who I was as a person and I think now shows and and it's not like there are a ton of them but there's a lot of people out there telling you what it's really like how it really feels to be ashamed in over your head. Feel Weird feel completely. I mean the stuff that you put these characters through and big mouth is so humiliating. I feel like any kid. Seeing it is going to feel like yeah. I'm not sure I mean this is disgusting. At least I'm not that guy but it no it definitely. It definitely has the end. It's been you know so much of it is based in stuff. That did happen to me. Andrew and and others in the room. And you know like I got pants when I was in middle school and got fully exposed to the girl that I had a crush on and it had a tremendous effect on me For the rest of my life at Andrews well had stuff in. We've we've all had those weird traumatic points that are real triggers. That like for me. I have to be honest like so much of the stuff that I was talking about in in the room I would then like go over to my therapist and talk with my therapist about and then bring back some of the things that I'm been working through in therapy back into the room to try to to navigate. It has weirdly in this actual gift to work through some the the therapy really some just the trying to heal the things that happening because there are so many traumatic things that happened to you. In adolescence that do become a major foundational point for the rest of your life in like who you are and what you're what what turns you on. What brings you shame. What What kind of relationships you seek with partners in friendship with your family and it's it's it's incredibly informative period in your life and and so it's weirdly been a place that I have actually been able to work through my personal life stuff in in the show and I. It's it's a real gift so now I.
"nick kroll" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
"Today. Net Let's just get it out right now. Conan I you're the first Shit talk show. I was a guest on your show as a panel. Guest was my first show ever and your show when I you were just starting. I was like in high school and in college was the show that I look to that I thought was like Oh this feels funny like I want to be funny and then when I moved to New York and started at UC. Be All of the people that you see. Were like extras or the small parts on your show and so like the idea that I have now been on your show multiple times in that. I do consider you. A friend is like fills me with genuine pride for real. Wow Okay I'm not going to buy it the second time suck in the first time. There's no way I'm buying this bullshit now but it is. That's a very sweet thing to say. I'M GONNA assume there's real feeling there. It's one of the things I love about doing this. Podcast IS I get to sit down with people that really make me laugh. People are really enjoyed. People aren't really excited to talk to. And yes you've done the show many times but this chance to let's say deep dive dig in and really dig in there and find out. What makes Nick Kroll tick and then break it snapping? Yeah I think I could spritz probably undiagnosed lyme disease that I was really makes me is. This is really the ticks. That makes me tick true. I see very nice. I have to admit usually we do this. We're all in the same room but because of the current Kovic nineteen crisis. I'm talking to from. I'll tell you later. It's deal ogre. It's fortunate that you don't go out a lot. That's all I'll tell you but because of that were on a we're in separate locations. I think we're both in Los Angeles but we're in separate locations. I WanNa make that clear in case there are any cova chambers out there who think how dare Conan in Nick. Kroll get together in the same room. How dare they? I've been proposing that that we started a quarantine pod for awhile and you have been pretty resistant to that idea. Yeah I am very resistant to it. I I only like to spread disinformation and so and you kept saying no. This'll be a good way to get good information out there and I like I like disinformation. Yeah yeah well I and the fact that that was your that was your roast battle name was DJ disintegration. Yeah Yeah No. It's amazing to me. How much technological bullshit had to go on before you and I could even start talking today because there's like seven engineers on the line all in different locations I think will becton's in Guam. Oh my my team is separated and we went through. I think it was at least twelve minutes of okay. Nick now go into your files. Hit sound haptic. Now Go Into D. S. five twenty two three GS seventeen now change levels to eleven percent now de accelerate and it was it was a lot of that and I thought really. This is how difficult it is it did. I mean it's fascinating like I did your TV. Show the other day and we just jumped on zoom and did it and and that was with. Yes yes zoom TV show and it was the easiest thing in the world And now here. I am with my crack team more like a team on crack. Cue applause no seriously a that was at least a C plus And and suddenly Gowrali. What's going on? Why is it so complicated for us to make and I promise? I won't use up all of our time talking about this but I'll use a lot of it bitching about this this hour. I want to spend the talk is. Is You dressing down your staff on them trying to create the best podcast? They can thank you. Thank you very much. Nick thank you boss. People are saying that this is one of the best sounding at home. Podcasts out there so that's what we're shooting for. What magazine was that in? We have so much to talk about. I can't complain about sound. We all have problems. Were all struggling with things during this crisis and I just think the sound of my podcast is probably up there among one of the biggest crises. Anyone who said everybody forever. Yeah for everybody for no no doubt and people think I've lost my sense of perspective. What were you you know? It's so funny because you and Mullany have such a nice way of clicking in with each other and I'm curious because that's the kind of thing you just have to find that you can't invent it you have to find out. How did you guys find each other? We were I went to Georgetown University and I started doing comedy there I was in a Improv group that micro bigly cast Meena sketch show. When I was a freshman. He was a sophomore in then John. John was a freshman when I was a senior and cast him in Jacqueline Novak. Now also Was also comedian whose gotten incredible Live show that she was doing before. All this went down And so we met when he was a freshman. I was a senior and we just immediately you know I think I just was one of the first people to get to see him be a comedian so I was like. Oh my God this is so funny and we just hit it off and got very close. From that point on I graduated and moved to New York Erkin. He stayed on my couch one summer and we started doing open mics and sort of writing together and then moved to New York right after that. But it was funny thing of those people who you meet early on who you just stay connected to throughout That I I got very lucky that I met a ton of funny people early on in my career without having to go to like an elitist institution in With elitist comedy institution side of it. I hate those. I hate those anything that smacks of like ivory tower. Like Yale is like that. Yeah or Brown. That's why I refused to go to those places I just was like. That's not for a Boston to Cambridge. Is Outright you went to school in. Yeah Yeah I went to. It's near central square. The college I went to it's near central square in In Cambridge but yeah early on. I was very much like nope. I'm not going to get sucked into that elitist thing so I just went to school someplace else and found my own way and struggled and It was a really good engineering school. And you know what I I learned. I learned how to use my hands pretty early on it. Used to give as good as I got mixed up in a lot of fights I was in a lot of gangs. You do look like you would have been a good old time he boxer. I will say that I feel like you have that make. I did write a sketch when I hosted start live years ago. I came with two ideas. One was about a superhero. Who can't help keep saying his name. Uh over and over again molecular Oh and then the other one was. I wanted to play like a turn of the century fighter. A Guy that fought underhand style and just gets the shit kicked out so that was my yes. I do look like someone who would box sort of in that long. Marcus of Queensberry. Rules hands way out from the body. Like you'd be like an extra like in the background of a scene in that. Show the alienist like you would have been fighting like a bear in the background somewhere. Yes yes and I would have been coughing up blood the same time maybe would have been a masturbating bear. Caa what you did approve. Yeah Yeah you did your homework for this. This is the sense I get the sense I get and you tell me if I'm wrong is that I think all the funny people find each other. I have this theory that funny people in their twenties early twenties all find each other. And then it's GonNa pop for them. It all happens at slightly different times and in slightly different ways but when I look back on it I'm stunned at how many funny people I've found really quickly once when I came out to. La How many people. I bumped into how many people I found pretty quickly in New York or and then all these years later I can mention their names and people know who they are. Okay Charles Quiz Bee. Oh of course. Yeah Comedian Mike Bechtel. Of course student MANATI OS DU leash APPR- Anneli Leash. Makes ME LAUGH HARDER? Than anybody still. Yeah Margaret hit Allston. I mean these are names when I met them. Believe it or not these people. Nobody knew these were names. That Yeah Magic. Margaret hit Allston. I remember like hearing her name and thinking. Wow I wonder if this will ever be on Marquees and sure enough. It has not been but the point. I'm trying to make that. You found very funny people to stay with you and I found all these losers who never went anywhere and I had to make it on my own through sheer force of will and talent so I guess lucky. You lucky you're lucky media pure privilege it but it is true like I then moved to New York and I. I started doing like open. Mics met Jessi. Klein met at one of my first. Open Mikes Chelsea Peretti I met very very early on in like she when I you know. I think it's partly what you're talking about. Which is you go. And you like in my case. I would do open mics. Or do you know Improv. Classes in In you you're like. Oh that person's funny and then you hope that that other person finds you funny then through that you sort of strike up these friendships that hopefully lasts through it and my big mouth is is really a collection of like I can almost track my whole career of through the friends that are in in it in that it was like oh I met John in college and then I moved to New York and I met Jenny and Jesse early on in my open mic all comedy days and I met Jason Manzo Gez through all the time I spent at uc be and then slowly Like Jordan peele through moving to L. A. And starting out in both of US having chosen comedy Central and Fred Arm Semi. Rudolph through becoming friends slowly with the people who were at Allen and it. They're all the people in the extended cast is similarly just all of these people that are the the friends that I've made over the years of doing comedy and I have been very lucky that the people that I found funny Turned out to be like the funniest people willing to be a part of the show and the other stuff that I do. It's also one of my things is I'd never wanted to be jaded. I'm continuously thrilled that I get to work with people. That just genuinely make me laugh. They just genuinely make me laugh and I enjoy them and we have a good time and that's considered work afterwards. That seems sort of criminal. I mean it is. We should be prosecuted. We should be. We should be hunted like animals in the street for making this a living a wage. Earning living it should be should be hunted. Let's see what happens with the oncoming glass wars and. See if that does come to be I never wanted I J- I never wanted to be jaded. I never wanted to be someone named Jd. I think at this point you probably will not be someone named Jade. I think the chances of you becoming a guy named Jaden at this point is very very unlikely. Okay what about is there a world where I could still be in curse of the Jade Scorpion? Is that or do you think that forty percent forty percent. Chance a forty percent chance okay. So it's still prison presents. His own complications. No I think it's completely absurd. That's why you mentioned class wars. I've been very careful a not to go to an elite institution in knowledge. We we spend over that and also to always make sure that I lived with great humility and well below means sure I am in a very very small very small shack right now. Which is Ryan Live by the sea? Because I like to get my fish from the sea course and I make a simple living as a fisherman. You've been to my house. Is it not a small shack? Where I I fish by the sea? It's very humble. I wouldn't call it a shack because of its beauty. It's there is a warmth to it. That shacks often time. But I think it's the because when you you teacher Conan the fish in hilly Iliad for day young but you give him fish in hill. You know you know you turn him in now. You teach a cognitive fish. She'll eat for a day implies that I'll immediately forget that you taught me how to fish and I don't know how to fish the next day. It's it's given an official eat for a day. Kern Ternan intern the manny. Yes turn him into a fish and then he can swim with the fish and attack them at random. Isn't that the saying I believe? That's the saying anyway so we'll tell you. I live by the sea and I make my living with my hands Simple living simple simple. Greek fishermen look Guy Masculine. Yes yes I am yes well. I think there's a wrong masculinity to you that I think has propelled you through comedy to where you are now and I would. I would aspire to that in in in I would like my comedy to be more masculine. Yes well you've come to the right Guy Nick and let me tell you something a lot of people when they meet me and this is true and Sony. You'll back me up on this and so you a lot of people make me and when I leave the room vase say that guy has big Dick Energy. Yes I get that all the time. That guy has been they say. You're a big Dick. What is that what they say? I thought that was the basic energy. They say they have. They say I have the energy of big. Dick isn't the same as I..
"nick kroll" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"Through a certain point. They look down at our house. Like you know what there's not much here I mean I literally nannied and cleaned for eleven hours today and I then I sat back and I played apex allegience on playstation for while she did that so we all have our struggles. We all are struggling now. We had we had our day-to-day with like we have a one day. Like we're we've stay pretty clean but like one day a week. We have our full like again. We have no kids so it's like we have like a day where we fully clean everything like we take each you know like she's rooms and upstairs downstairs and like do a full wiped down clean up and I just and I talked. We like cover all the phone calls that we haven't made all week to friends and family and I- weirdly. Yeah what do you mean? Cover all the phone calls so like you guys kind of go away and like I gotta call my mom. I gotTa Call. My Dad like exact. That's a smart way to do it with your Cheney with your cleaning chores in swiffer a swift for the floor I call my mom. I you know that's great multitasking. Yeah I do I do. Some major major counter wipe downs The only issue is you can't do a vacuum. You have to do a sweet right. You know what you should try having deaf parents. I could call my mom. No problem vacuuming. Yeah what how do you do? What did you do before facetime before facetime? I was unable to communicate with my mother pretty much ever. If I was out of the house there was a thing called the California relay service where I would. My mom would have to call would have a special computer at home. This is before. Im Ing and and instant messaging and text messaging so there was a special computer. The deaf people had called a t t y and you put the receiver on it. And then you would call numbers. She'd have to actually call an operator who would call me and I would hear that person's voice on the phone. As my as my mother was typing. Like someone had zoomed situation type. No wasn't zoom. It was pre- Webcam. This is when I was growing up. It will be text based so my mom would type. A message to me. The message will go to some operator. The operator would call me. And that's WHO's voice. I would hear on the telephone and I'm not going to joke in my act about it but you can kinda probably fill in the blanks nick. I I'm I'm filling in the blanks announced. She you guys text. I'm assuming that what is that. Sometimes I'll walk into the bedroom naked and he's like face. Timing is mall. I'm naked. I'm sorry I she's clothed. I'm naked because I'm texting on facetime. My mom she wants to kind of see how my body's looking in this corner you know you have a nice Jewish mom. Well now. Your mom converted is that right moisture. That is true. He doesn't love it when people reminded him of. I'm sorry for I'm sorry for bringing that up like do does she feel like a like not. Okay how about this Natasha? As a woman as a as a now do have you convert. Were we talking about that? What are we talking about here talk? You can talk about Natasha's conversion but you'd never mentioned my mother's and his mom I think thought like Passover was Hanukkah last year but that's not true so Natasha. Do you think you'll raise your daughter as like a Jewish mom like is like a will you take on the traits of like this Jewish mother? What is like to make a filter fish knowing overbearing right? You have a pseudo sexual relationship with her. Yeah is that what is that? What Jewish mothers are here? Pretty much I mean. What about Italian mothers? Ooh It's probably not that far off honestly but it's all it's like. All religions are like Oh. We Are Mama's lovers and we love to eat. What makes us different? Is We love to gather as a family and we love to eat. You know. You're like okay. I was cool. I thought it was nice of you to go at the beginning so that. Natasha could feel like a part of this conversation that that I mean. Look we're all we're all from the same Rome from the same swore the body hair region of yes. That is the truth but do you feel like a Jewish mom Natasha. No but maybe I am. I definitely feel overbearing. Well especially like during a pandemic. I'm like any accident would like drive me if I ever had to. Go to your something with my kid right now. I think I would like a Hanoch so I'm just trying to like make sure that she's safe at all times. You know but maybe I'd be like that feels like Jewish mom. Yeah I wonder if this is like I wonder Jewish mom. Jewish parenting is slowly taken over parenting. Because I feel like Jewish parenting is like a is a deeply or at least a part of Jewish. Parenting is like a very deeply like supportive. My child is special. My child must be state. Wow that's how I feel. I wonder if that like has has taken on a like culturally we as a cult. Larger culture have taken on some of those traits in parenting. You know what I mean. I feel like that because I was never taught that I was special a special no. We're not I was taught more like you should just be like everybody else be quiet and I don't know like energy within. So how did you end up? Will you word you because I was like a child actress? So my mom did. Let me go to be a part of this theater so I was like always like at the theater my whole like grade school and high school so I kind of I had like adult influences. That weren't my family my whole life. That is hilarious parenting message. You should be like everyone else. And don't rock the boat and don't try and special. I went to public school where they were like. You're not a writer. You're not an artist like everyone just would tell you that you're not good at things. Yeah do you. Do you remember your favorite like play or anything from like one of those like was it like local community theater regional theater kind of feels like regional theater and I would be like you know I would do as you like it or our town and like when when there wasn't a kid they would like make a kid part thirty shows a month so I was like in the evenings at the theatre and then we'll talk skipping Wednesdays for the Matinees the toss burying the lead. She got to play. Shylock in the merchant which is what started in her life affair with duty as a mode. I do remember. I fell asleep watching None other than Al Pacino Dude. Shylock in the first Broadway you should have seen the Tasha you remember. The one that I was playing the ghost of Christmas past in in Christmas Carol and I was with a professional actor from Chicago and they didn't want to act with me because I was just like doing an impression of what an I thought an actor should do and like I just got. I don't know I just feel like you know. They were professional actors and they were frustrated with their lives because they had to work with townspeople. Sure people like I was only like twelve like I didn't know how to act. It turns out that that that person was nick offerman early of Chicago Willem. Dafoe exactly they they came from Chicago. Was John Malkovich. Going work with this twelve year old. Italian Brat. You're not special be like everybody else. Okay believe sinise got the part. I'm working with.
"nick kroll" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"Eight very exciting breaking news. Natasha before this episode said to me. There's something I wanna say up top. I don't know what it is. I'm a little nervous. You'd never said anything like that before. Really what do you got to say? Well I just wanted to say I think unanimously people thought that you are in the right. That chocolate cake is a good enough present for someone under quarantine. But you still got me a present this week. You got me a massage chair. Love it when it came. It made me so happy. I've been enjoying it clarify for the listeners. I got I got. I got a cheap massage thing you put on top of it. It's like thank you for clarifying the cheap. No I don't want people thinking I'm over here in the quarantine spending seventy five hundred dollars on some Magic Korean. Like Sex Chair. No but it was awesome. You just put it over a chair and you get a great massage. Well I did want to hook you up because I do you up. I feel like we're kind of like in our news zone now. I got my haircut today on a on Zoom Right. Natasha's like I have a haircut point at four and I was like you have a one now how she's like. Oh it's over zoom over my phone. It's only fifty dollars only fifty dollars. That's good that's more than I spend on an in person haircut like going to the barber shop and getting my haircut so well she spend an hour with me. I mean you cut it. I know she told me exactly how to do it. You look good I mean. Don't get me wrong. She did she did right by you but Dan. That is a. That's a nice hookup for her. I'm GonNa Start doing fifty dollars consultations on how to write an essay or something like that you. Should you know what I got something? I WANNA get off my chest too. I'm a little pissed off right now. Natasha live beyond this with you. I'm not happy at all. I well as if you live in a big city. You probably have some sort of inane ritual. Where at eight PM? Your neighborhood starts cheering cheering. I guess in New York. They do it at seven. I don't know why the difference but here in silver Los Angeles. We do it at eight. Pm and bring the little kid up to the attic space. And I've been I swear to God. We got these air horns because we have a coyote problem in this neighborhood right so I bought some air horns because I heard you. Can you can blast a coyote out of the way and it's been working but I had all these air horns around and I was like you know it'd be Kinda Nice to blow an Air Horn. That's a nice. That's a fun. Celebratory sound and then the little daughter puts a little teeny fingers on them. I got to air horns and blasted him. Actually I kind of hurt you one day. Didn't yeah well. I didn't know I didn't know you were doubling up right by my ear. Yeah it was a it was a double double horn. Yeah it's been really fun and the community like we can't talk to each other but I feel like the community began because we did it so many nights in a row began to wait. Because I'll do it right at the crack eight. I'll double blow. Marsha sits there with his iphone waiting for it to like seconds to click and my little daughter's little fingers on either Air Horn Button and at the moment comes. She has her headphones on Protective phones on her too and the moment it becomes eight. We double blast. You know I'll give it a painting and the neighborhood immediately bursts into their celery cheer right in so much so that I thought you know what I think the hood actually onto me and their weight I am the official you're kind of prancing around the house like in charge of it like the hood can feel it. They're like oh the horn begins. Celebration will guess what happened today. The sad about seven fifty nine and forty nine seconds. Some mother Fucker in my neighborhood. Some punk bitch motherfucker might neighbor listens four. I say what happened? There's been other people some other little fucking hoes in the neighborhood that have tried to start cheering before it turns eight seven fifty nine. Cheer try to take glory. Just cheer maybe banging on Bengo or whatever banging on a Bongo but the neighborhood didn't respond. They were like bitch better. Shut up waiting for that horn. We're for the horn blow. We'll tonight motherfuckers. Got Wise. Some pump in Silverlake California. I'm GonNa find you went and bought his ass an Air Horn and it's seven fifty nine and forty nine. Try to blast the people into cheering. He did he took my fucking thing. What I scream. I screamed it when I was like. Oh Yeah you go out the window. I was like Nah. I'm Air Horn Guy. I'm the I'm the captain. Well then you did yours and it was even better honey. Well yeah because I got to know him. He just thinks that's what an air horn sounds like. He bought one and probably looked. Is there like what? The fuck doesn't have Progressive Double Stereo. Also I've been using using it as an opportunity to primal scream. Help out the window. That's not in any way. Essential workers a Lou. It's a help I'm being held captive scream night after night so good and everyone's making noise right now do for the people and that will make wake up the baby. Though it's hilarious you imagine if you were our neighbor and you just heard it. The whole neighborhood is cheering in celebration of the nurses and groceries are there's a there's a woman screaming bloody murder like Ted Kaczynski has locked up. Oh we just need to get it all out. Oh the fund we have but this motherfucker with his air horns do. Let's see tomorrow what's up. Argument's sake a mistake he's copying fucking drunk. Get some of my glory. She's trying to get some of this neighborhood. Glory little is you know I wrote an actual I wrote. I wrote a song. That's not seeing it yet. We won't sing it but I wrote a song for the neighborhood and if I could get myself my hands on a megaphone start singing and then the whole neighborhood will learn the song and then the whole neighborhood will sing it at the end of the cheering. We'll all sing the song it's called the song of Silverlake and it is Pretty Corny but I want this motherfucker to pay. I'm really proud of you honey. You're if you're listening if you're one of our listeners. And you did that. No no who. You're betraying it's me your second favorite podcast host who's the fairest The guy who does all things considered high Ryssdal is that what is all considered. Cairo's dollars up Terry Gross. Let's call our friend all right. Let's call fast. Yeah he's our friend and our guest. We did pass over with him this two years in a row but this year over the Internet from big mouth from. Oh hello in fact. I just started their own podcast called. Oh hello the P. CAST. He is one of the funniest men in America..
"nick kroll" Discussed on In Bed with Nick and Megan
"Nick this is not exactly on this topic but Nicholas started watching what we watched seven episodes last night of chasing Cameron. Have you seen that? Oh always that the the youtube get. Oh Sara it's into. You GotTa Watch this on Netflix. It's been out for a while. It's so good quick. How little I didn't know that. That aimed existed. Yes in fact. It's the only thing that exists for many people now like that is what they're interested in and I now know that it's it's it's like a figure from our youth like a Madonna or Michael Jackson except the one missing ingredient is content like they. They do everything they were people screaming like the they make money. They have this art incredibly ardent following. They don't have a talent that they exhibit. And they don't. They don't make any arch royal but its performance. Give me some their life is there are right the skippy of the SKIP. The detritus of making a record or a film. Just go straight to the adoration of celebrity. You pay will show up. That's the exchange. It's like my old saying that my life is my art like my wife is a Fart. Okay loved the love to. I still have the PHILLY got a lot of people. Have Tattoos factor. Get the Tadpole get it. Just can't wear I think face. Yeah I think you're facing your forehead and then the last two on the top of your feet. I think that wouldn't be a painful thing. I'd chicken feet for the first time the other night. I never had chicken feet before. Like you know like these restaurant like chicken a chicken chicken fees and it was so weird because you eat the meat and then you've got like little chicken baugh little. I'm doing a finger for for all the podcasts out. There listening. I'm I'm wiggling my finger to give you the simulation of an ad second. It does kind of look like that's sort of what it's like. And then so imagine eating these and then having like each bone in your is it very Nibley because it's a minimal amount of meat again for the the the the folks at home Nick is eating at like Tom. Hanks eight of a baby. The baby corn in big A classic moment Touchdown a touchstone moment for Touchstone Television. Who had no involvement with movie big and they loved it they loved it and they and they saw Tom. Hanks in the movie they said is starting to get him to do TV. I believe that they believe they named their company. Touchstone based on the baby corn tastes like those my main question the chicken feet. Yeah honestly like a like a basketball shoe I think is this chicken had been you know real baller before before. He got fried up fried up in the kitchen and served to me because I fucking bastard him in Chinatown. I was in Chinatown in New York. No Ma I think it's called. It's like an old Chinese old. Chinese restaurant allow Takata a great restaurants as at a restaurant. Yeah but here's the fun thing about me. I don't like going to bed. Restaurants But ideally we established in a podcast that we previous podcasts. That we shot that. Nick Hates War Really Fan. Really sort of my. That's interesting take. That's my soapbox platform. Speaking of just quickly people again at home don't realize that they have been in the shape of a John Lennon Yoko for the entire episode. They've been curled up. Megan is long and Ag- yeah and they have been slowly tattooing on my forehead that There is no war on my forehead. And so I've known just from the physical physically. What you've been doing to me that I know you don't like well I didn't. I haven't really thought about nick doesn't like it. He had just announced. Where'd you know where you're at doubt? I haven't really thought about it. So you know yeah About war yeah I mean where do you stand? Well I love peace. Oh okay feel as an automatic. We mean that you hate war though yes I feel like we are two sides could come together. Yeah I don't know I would like to think so but I'm Because I do love peace. I love when there is no war But I please herpes peas like a summer. P of England in English. Me From this you know but as a as a board member of Halliburton I love war. Sure I've made hundreds of millions of dollars it is lucrative man. There's no industrial complex If you love getting paid a lot of money for people dying in remote regions Wars is you're saying well then I guess I put myself in that. I've just never thought because I'm busy. You know I don't WanNa my supposed to think about everything. Yeah I think it's because I have such a vested interest in its propagation success but if I were you was like it's my business and I love it. You know what I mean because I love what I do and it's like if you don't love what you do and for me that's inciting conflict physical you know. Heavy heavy casualty conflict around the world. If that weren't how I made my money how. I put food on my table that I might feel differently. Great place for you go off. Let's one of your famous tirades rate. Interestingly I almost never have tirades when it comes to planning and executing I love what I do. I love what I do. It's your happy place. Yeah no it's like if I go to the dry cleaner and they don't have like a mint or a little a little lollipop for me law. I've fucked freakout I go I can. I can have this place bombed with a drone on of APPs on my phone you have on. Your phone. Doesn't turn their alarm in their house when they're out of town little. Vip It's through rig naturally through ring and nests. Okay option. There's a Halberg Ring Nest Combo where they give me. When people leave for vacation they give me that Info And and at that point I can send a drone and just do a targeted explosion and blow. Someone says it's a little prank done that I did it to John. Laney I did it to Navarro's Hilarious If you have if you haven't had any on the cat on the pod yet She'll she'll remember now offering that She hasn't a home now so I think it will probably stick with her and it is a Dennis. Rodman was a dear friend. I did not. I admitted through our our mutual friend. Kim Jong leave the big brady bunch fans. I did know that he he loves the Brady Bunch loves him. And that's on me and him and Kim Jong Hoon would watch old episodes and And you know who we had that in common there are other and again. I am a supplier. I'm I'm supplying the North Korea with a lot of their military equipment currently and yeah their nuclear stuff. Oh it's all about money for me. It is baby. And that's why we're doing this PODCAST GONNA make a lot of money. Get that money. Well this has been another installment of our drastically popular podcast in bed with Nick and Megan starring Nick Offerman Featuring Megan Mullaly and guest starring the inimitable. Polaris beautiful. I ruined this whole the whole thing started. I read we start the whole thing over. Intersocial saying and introducing net Crawford has him Liga Natalie Portman in the professional this. You are the new Natalie though. That's what they say. Thanks for coming in sitting in our bed and forced by that I mean how departments kids right up like. I've done a home invasion. Mom I'm the Natalie. Call me that you.
"nick kroll" Discussed on In Bed with Nick and Megan
"My most vivid memory of any time that you and I have spent together was we were on a plane together. I don't remember I guess the DC. Okay I was on tour with the band. This was a few years ago. And you're drinking white wine and I was like a cell drink wine and I drank white wine with you for the whole time. Got Off the plane and threw up for an hour in the airport. Yes I had I roofing you and I feel like I did not with you. At the time was dirt it was yes it was what I call the dream. Dart which is a roof. I mean it's essentially roofing all and and I wanted to apologize to you and I'm a great time really a great time talking and it was wonderful but then I threw up into one of those plastic bags that you get if you go to like the Hudson News. It has like pictures of magazines. Printed on magazine covers so yeah. It was big a practical choice. Yeah it was like a it was a it was like a Julia Roberts like on the side one of the magazines Vanity Fair and then like a Kate Hudson week where people yeah And then a and then a you know a a frog with top hat for the New Yorker a couple from. Hgtv may or may not be splitting. I'm just recently watching some. Hgtv stuff. And I genuinely think that you guys should go do that show you guys should go make an HDTV's really both have the skill set do then. I can design. Yeah I never thought about. Hey let's do it not shut this off. Can I do? Can I do for warm up for a multi cam? Yeah I'm I mean that's a great idea. I didn't think about that. I wanted to warm up at the when you're taping at a house right like I warm up the the crew and the people who you're going to be helping with their houses. Let's let's do that but but have four cameras. Yeah do the whole thing again. You guys should do an age. Gt nobody hunches up those shows. I mean they could be so much. Funnier and with a live audience maybe we would call it bringing up the house Yeah so I was on your show big mouth. I did one episode of that and I heard that just got an. It's been picked up for three more seasons. Yes yes we are. Show thank you we Regulation thank you. We are It's great it's a very It's very nice to have something that That I have like I make it with my friend. I make with a lot of people but I created with my friend Andrew. Goldberg who I've known since I was in first grade. We've been friends since first grade. And and it's about us in middle school. And we make it with mark and Jen Mark Levin Jen Flack who Andrew. Was there assistant his first job when he came to Grad School? And then it's this lovely thing that you know I make with all these people from my whole life you know and specifically the idea that I make it with Andrew that I we sort of form each other's sense of humor and sensibilities in that like you know seventy five years later that we'd be making a show together is very special. That must be really gratifying. It's not as much like the Brady Bunch as I would have thought a little different. It's a little different. I mean I see a lot of influences. Yeah we have a lot of well there is. I'm trying to think there was some great brady. There was the episode where Peter Rates Voices Changing Right So we sort of have a little bit of that but then like this Fuck Monster Near. Who's WHO's also screaming in his ear that he should fuck stepsister We do have an episode this year. Where Andrew they go on a trip to Florida to like his grandfather's house for Passover and he sees his cousin and he re and he's wanting wants to make out with his cousin. The thing really want to ask you about the most. I'm not sure fake should or can but I'm going to is Do you have a girlfriend right now. I do have a girl for Yes she's really lovely ex-girlfriends yes and they're here right now out everybody Yeah I think it has three. Yeah I do have I have a girlfriend and you do not so my ex girlfriend grace chance. Of course Cindy Brady Cindy Brady Tom. Down BRAND SOURCE AND MR T. So Ms as when I'm with her body cured. Yeah that's what I called. Her faulk is so deeply at all. yeah we It's good I don't think I've said that publicly really a scoop do you guys I know I don't have a girlfriend right now. No No. I'm I'm off the dating scene since the year. Two thousand you trying to become the next bachelor so he doesn't Wanna be perceived as dating anyone having nowhere married. It's different to be married than to have a girlfriend I think. So yes and yes. And you want a date in Roberts from the Upright Citizens Brigade yes and I. I will agree to be the bachelor. Only if my choices are and woodworking partners and they and their doesn't have to be on a romance or physical effects. Do you find that in that space. You you have. You have chemistry with people in the woodworking space. Oh Hell Yeah. Do you have like a dating APP? For woodworkers Not I'm sure there is one I on one the hammer for there's the hammer. The mortis inten of course GRINDR. Which is yeah grandma right? Now that gives a grinder. You know they don't credit as a woodworking timber. I am be are taking timbo different for guys named Tim Timbers. Kimbrough's now I I'm trying to. I've never done woodworking. Have you ever been on a dating site? You have. What one that one? That's kind of for people in the bill. Yo- speak its name any other ones. No no that was a lot of people's Yeah I actually met my girlfriend in on that. I'm one of those same people I know have done that. It's completed kitchen as Mary took that she met on really. Yeah it's it really. It opened up. It opens up just who you can meet. The stigma is so gone from what it and there wasn't. Even I remember early early two thousands when I was in New York dating of couple friends Ron and do what you do but like I. It wasn't it wasn't everybody doing it now. It's completely changed and it's you know it allows you to open up your circles if you at 'em like I don't know what it's like for kids but as an adult on it. I'm like it was it. It served its purpose for me. So you're now able to date outside the. Yeah I mean I I've will. I'm now super into those sort of clowning world. I have made my way through the you know the the French I am. Yes I was a pig circus clown school together. Yes Bill Irwin would just hurl insults at me. He was flirting that Sir. That's nice that you say that it started. The time did not feel that way. It was because I I made the mistake when I met him of saying that. Um My blue heaven was the movie was that it was rick. Moranis is in Steve Martin's movie and he got he got very upset but and I was like I love you in that movie I do. Actually I really do. Love Him in that movie. He's GonNa get dancey touchy down. It's terrifying only flies off the handle. Any any packs himself into a small box. Yeah feels passive aggressive about. Yeah Yeah and I've really taken to sort of French clowning. I find that humor the funniest French French clubs. When you go to I go to Cirque du Soleil for the inbetween skits. You know where there's like a perverted old Frenchman. And he sort of says slightly racist things to people. I find that so funny really right up my alley chef's kiss. Yes exactly so bags dating APPs. Nick do you think like if your life were completely different everything? One hundred percent different I'm trying to this neck. I know there's confusing because there's too but do you think you would ever have called me neck. Oh Okay Nikko. Nikko Calming Little Little Mickey. Do think that you would have ever gone dating APP like if dating around when you're single well having never Like I landed. I'm sorry I'm GonNa be earnest for a second having landed in the love of my life twenty years ago before our lives were taken over by smartphones It's hard to fathom because All of dating that I did per se which was very little was because I'm so buried in the world of live theater and that and whatnot and learn and EUCHRE club And so a I. That was my social circle and it was large enough And rich enough that I was always able pursue relationships within theater so I mean in my life before you and I met. I think officially went on maybe three dates in my life. Because I never you know if I was looking for a relationship I would consider the three hundred people I knew and the community and say Oh Leeann just broke up with somebody. Hey do you WanNa Leeann rhymes yeah? We didn't work out. Ps So if I had always I still feel like. There's something cold about those dating apps where you know. I just think well I WANNA meet people but as as a gateway so that you can meet people as Nick has pointed out expands the circle of possibility of like. Oh here's someone who lives a mile away that I never would have run into right through this and then like in the dating apps that in like the theater because I think most of the most of us you do meet the people in your world but the older you get. If you're still dating the fewer people in that circle you know will put up with your tirades right and so you have to get outside of that circle. People don't know tirades in your bio. Oh is that listed as money or attributes Yeah like I love food. I love to travel. I love to fly off the fucking handle at the most inconsistent things you can't you can't predict what's GonNa Make GonNa make me lose my fucking Shit But what's crazy? Is that ironically. Like this woman was from different completely different world than than mine and we never would've met otherwise but then we started dating She hired assassin. She is a voluntary assessable. Oh no no no. It's it's a fair very fair question and a and a good distinction make. She kills for sports. I just had a feeling is an assassin crazy Makes Sense you know. No so. She she It was in New Jersey New York and But when we she came to my place in La. She's was like this looks familiar and realized that she her one of her best friends lived down the block for me in La and had en- she had basically been staying with her friend whenever she came to La for like six years. So like this weird thing of literally within a mile away and never would have met man so then you know and I think also depending on how you behave inside of those kind of in the APPS that like you know you can sort of get to know people in a in a sort of interesting way of you know communicating back and forth before you need whereas in a bar or or amongst unless you met someone through who is a friend or in your group of friends and it sort of gives you a chance to get to know people. That's good bypass the sort of theater of the first dates that are awkward. And like so. What what do you do? Yeah I had a Jew we order some APPS. Yeah get to the point where you feel like you could ask them out. Even you can bypass that. Yeah exactly and you can sort of sniff out through some conversations whether you think you might actually be someone that you might be fit to go out and spend time on a date because also like the older. You get the busier you are. You just have less time to sort of like be like sure. I'll check that out and and also I think you know I am a you know. I'm an open person but also a have my like tirades. Let's be honest. His.
New York: Judge dismisses ex-Knicks star Oakley's lawsuit against Dolan, MSG over ejection from game
"This has been being talked about by all the NBA people. So I didn't want it to be spoiled for all right so this is a genuine reaction. I have no idea where you say. So what is the episode? That set you off where you're no longer going to attend games at masters locally being dragged by his pants or whatever out of the arena. Okay so after. That is out there and did nothing. So after that Charles Oakley Sue James Dolan Square Garden a civil lawsuit well today that lawsuit was dismissed by Manhattan federal judge so Oakley sued MSG for defamation assault false imprisonment and other and other things related to this twenty seventeen incident. He claimed in his suit. He was being unfairly targeted for making jabs at Dole. And who's also in attendance? And then they also claimed that oh he was drunk and belligerent. So this got thrown out. The judge sided with Dolan and Madison Square Garden. Saying Oakley failed to make a plausible legal argument to support these claims Madison Square Garden. James Dolan released a statement all no. We thanked the court for its ruling. This was an incident that no one was happy about. Maybe now there can be peace. Maybe be peace between us. What an olive branch. What an olive branch now. Maybe that you sued me. And there's no legal standing in I guess any New York Law Federal Law. Whatever law there might be that. There is no legal standing of an argument that I should win this case because James Dolan is a complete a whole. That's not that's not a legal a valid legal perch from which to sue someone so now maybe there can be peace between us. Oh my gosh. Is there nobody in Madison Square Garden? That could tell this man what to say. Is there nobody? I mean there has to be because he's the one that went to the Michael Caine interview years ago. Would that that said the binder that said talking points right. Yeah so. The man is open to receiving talking points. How can somebody say? Hey Mr Dolan if you don't mind taking off that scarf it's it's ridiculous and the Fidora Dora. If you don't mind makes you get just put away all of your materials getting set to open up for the mighty mighty Boston's what are the eagles. It's just eagles by the way. And and and if you say this there is a large portion of your Fan Base. That does feel that. Charles Oakley had a point. If you say that now there could be. Maybe peace between us that you're offering of an olive branch is his loss in court. Meaning you're the aggrieved party. Not Him. This might make things a little bit worse for this part of the fan base. That loves Charles. There's no is there. Nobody in that building that can look him in the face. And say you're paying me to say this to you even say that so. You don't feel whatever Rath that might rain upon you from a mercurial boss Kevin Kevin was the security Kevin can say it. Kevin can wait. Apparently
"nick kroll" Discussed on Modern Love
"Pretend your partner was a stranger for a day? If today were day one of your relationship how would you act? How would they respond? Would you fall in love again? Tim Kreider in his girlfriend. Tried to find out. He writes about their experiment in his essay. Just for tonight. Pretend you don't know me. His essays read by actor and comedian. Nick Kroll he stars in the film Olympic Dreams in select theaters now like many couples. My girlfriend and I agree that Valentine's Day is a commercial holiday last year. Neither of US wanted to do anything. Traditionally romantic like go out for a fancy dinner. We wanted instead to do something scandalous. We had a wish list of activities. We'd been gradually checking off and talked over a few possibilities. We settled on one of my suggestions we would go to a bar that neither of US frequented pretend to be strangers and I would try to pick her up. We'd been dating for eight months long enough to get comfortable with each other. Getting comfortable is one of the pleasures of being a long term relationship. Not Having to put up a first date front getting takeout and watching TV being boring together. It's a relief to not have to be on to feel free to be an unattractive mood or display one of your weird neuroses without worrying. The other person will finally realize the truth about you but this is also a hazard of relationships. You can take your partner for granted and quit trying to impress couples. Forget how to flirt or that. They're attracted to anyone else and get bored with each other in themselves until the date emerges that one of them has a whole secret life in a fair or neurotic correspondence a hidden kink in X. of some unexpected type or gender. Neither of US was practiced at role playing. We're not into elaborate schoolgirl. Professor applicant employer or princess. Hot Scenarios. We weren't gonNA pretend to be other people. We were going to be ourselves in a parallel reality in which we hadn't met. We both worried we might just feel stupid and WANNA quit. There was some last-minute waffling she was having a bad day and I told her we could postpone if she wasn't in the mood but she decided to rally. We establish some code. Words was a warning and another to call the whole thing off walking to the bar that night to meet my own girlfriend. I was nervous. I had freaked out over what to wear choosing a Barstool felt as fraught with possibilities and drawbacks as an opening chess. Move IN THE END. I settled on a stool to away from a guy at the end of the bar. Leaving my girlfriend that choice to sit beside either him or me. I took out the book I had brought Nabokov's Pale fire whose narrators also pretending to be someone else and waited when she arrived. She wounded me by taking the stool next to the other guy. I couldn't take the one next to you. She later said that would have been too easy. She said she had even considered sitting on the other side of the bar from me making eyes at me from there. I have no idea how to pick someone up on the other. Side of a barn would certainly have failed disgrace myself. It's relevant to mention here that my girlfriend is Voluptuous she tired long ago of men's staring at her cleavage and now dresses in severe black clothing with high necklines and austere copper accessories. That look like machine. Parts or totemic objects so when she slid onto her stool in a tight sleeveless shirt that clung to her breasts and bared her midriff. It had roughly the same warm disorienting effect on me of a half. A dilaudid chewed her skirt with an angled hemline that showed off. Her thighs only added feeling. She took a book out of her person opened. It also Pale fire. We reading it together as winter project. The other guy was also reading a book. It's the end of the Bar Book Club. I said as an opening gambit. Hey other guys said. Did you know you too or reading the same book? We both feign surprise and the three of us got into a conversation. Other guys book was a collection of essays that sounded pretty good alarmingly. He turned out to be smart and well read because of course. New York is full of smart. Well read people vying with their formidable educations and charm for mates. He was a lawyer and not even a boring lawyer but one who did something interesting and cool. It seemed to me that my girlfriend was talking with him. More than me. It began to seem as if other guy might be doing better with her than I was. And that it was by no means a foregone conclusion that I would win her. I had begun to both like and feel sorry for this guy since he had no idea. He was a supporting player in our private game. And I hoped had no actual chance with her but also hate him. WanNa best him in combat. My girlfriend and I had one scene to male candidate fighting over a female goose squawking furiously and beating the water with their wings and grappling at each other snaking throats with their bills. Because no offense. I'll geese look pretty much alike. It was hard to say which goose won the attacker or defender. But I knew that I wanted to be the goose that ended up with the girl. Not the WHO flew off honking and ignominious defeat. Thank God the guy's wife eventually showed up with a colleague of hers. They were both writers for a TV. Show assured us we had never seen who got together every Tuesday night to watch the new episode. They were all interesting people. We liked them but also we couldn't break character. We had felt self conscious and uncertain about this plan to start out with but now that are private game had become an uncontrolled experiment involving other people we were committed gotten real. Having to maintain our pose of being strangers in front of a third party also forced us to reintroduce ourselves to ask each other. So what do you do when? Oh what neighborhood do you live in? And we had to try and answer without being boring into listener each other's answers and new. My girlfriend said later that she was sure that we would have dropped the act. Fifteen minutes in if not for the presence of these strangers it also kept our role play tethered to reality. She was forced to be more realistically flirtatious treating me like a stranger at a bar with some wariness and respectability instead of just inviting me back to her place after one drinker having sex with me in the bathroom just before our three new friends left. The lawyer gave US each card. And said I'm here Tuesday if you want to keep her book club going? I thought he gave me a collegial guy. Look of good luck or congratulations. After they left asked my girlfriend if she would let me pay for our drinks I was anxious asking and is thrilled when she accepted as I would've been had I been meeting her for the first time. Let us draw the curtain of discretion over the evening's conclusion except to say that it is a singular experience to have awkward drunken hookup. Sex with your own girlfriend. This wasn't about spicing up. A relationship gone stale. I'm not necessarily recommending this particular game to others. What I would recommend is what it did for us. It reminded us that. Despite the illusion of familiarity are months together may have fostered. My girlfriend and I are still strange to each other telling each other stories about our romantic and sexual pass as something of the same effect reminding me that she is a whole person of whom. I only know a recent narrow sample with a long history of relationships flings and fantasies a whole spectrum of desire much of which may be invisible to me. This is frightening but also exciting. It's easy to get complacent and imagine that the narrowband your partner allows you to see or the only one you're comfortable looking at is all there is in the end. Our game was not just an aphrodisiac but also a tonic. A reminder that she could if she wanted go home with someone else any night she wants although I trust her and believed that she loves me. I still have to win her once in a while. Maybe it'll become a tradition for us. A ritual reminder of a perennial truth. Assuming we get to do it again but no one has guaranteed another Valentine's Day. That's Nick Kroll beating Tim critters essay just for tonight. Pretend you don't know me. We'll catch up with him after the break. Modern love is sponsored by dating while gray a new podcast from W. Amu dating wall gray. Is the GROWNUPS guide to love sex and relationships? When HOST LAURA DOLPHINS MARRIAGE ENDED? After nearly thirty years. She started asking friends and relationship experts for advice navigating the dating scene. It is touching and insightful. For All ages on dating. Gray Laura shares everything. She's learned things like the always awkward money talk. How dating a journey of self discovery and of course sex when to have it and how to talk about it listen to dating while gray right now and stay tuned after this episode of modern love to hear a sample and then get dating wells gray. Wherever you get your podcasts Tim. Craters Essay was published in two thousand eighteen. He didn't want to update us on the relationship. He writes about because Tim wanted to protect their privacy but when we caught up with him. Tim urged other couples to get out of their comfort zones. What the essay ultimately was about was finding a way to make your partner strange and new to you again because it is a problem inherent in all relationships that familiarity breeds. I won't say contempt or even indifference but familiarity isn't exciting and this is the paradox relationships right we want someone thrillingly new and different but we also want someone with whom we can be a BLOB. Hadn't sit home and being boring and watch. Tv Any potato chips right out of the bag. Also you. You can't get lazy. I mean it's nice that people accept you for the horrible person you really are but You do have to keep. You can't assume there's nothing you could ever do alienate them and of course you know. People are much nastier to their partners than they would be to most other people the world because unfortunately you earned the intimacy of behaving badly..
Just For Tonight, Pretend You Don't Know Me
"Today were day one of your relationship how would you act? How would they respond? Would you fall in love again? Tim Kreider in his girlfriend. Tried to find out. He writes about their experiment in his essay. Just for tonight. Pretend you don't know me. His essays read by actor and comedian. Nick Kroll he stars in the film Olympic Dreams in select theaters now like many couples. My girlfriend and I agree that Valentine's Day is a commercial holiday last year. Neither of US wanted to do anything. Traditionally romantic like go out for a fancy dinner. We wanted instead to do something scandalous. We had a wish list of activities. We'd been gradually checking off and talked over a few possibilities. We settled on one of my suggestions we would go to a bar that neither of US frequented pretend to be strangers and I would try to pick her up. We'd been dating for eight months long enough to get comfortable with each other. Getting comfortable is one of the pleasures of being a long term relationship. Not Having to put up a first date front getting takeout and watching TV being boring together. It's a relief to not have to be on to feel free to be an unattractive mood or display one of your weird neuroses without worrying. The other person will finally realize the truth about you but this is also a hazard of relationships. You can take your partner for granted and quit trying to impress couples. Forget how to flirt or that. They're attracted to anyone else and get bored with each other in themselves until the date emerges that one of them has a whole secret life in a fair or neurotic correspondence a hidden kink in X. of some unexpected type or gender. Neither of US was practiced at role playing. We're not into elaborate schoolgirl. Professor applicant employer or princess. Hot Scenarios. We weren't gonNA pretend to be other people. We were going to be ourselves in a parallel reality in which we hadn't met. We both worried we might just feel stupid and WANNA quit. There was some last-minute waffling she was having a bad day and I told her we could postpone if she wasn't in the mood but she decided to rally. We establish some code. Words was a warning and another to call the whole thing off walking to the bar that night to meet my own girlfriend. I was nervous. I had freaked out over what to wear choosing a Barstool felt as fraught with possibilities and drawbacks as an opening chess. Move IN THE END. I settled on a stool to away from a guy at the end of the bar. Leaving my girlfriend that choice to sit beside either him or me. I took out the book I had brought Nabokov's Pale fire whose narrators also pretending to be someone else and waited when she arrived. She wounded me by taking the stool next to the other guy. I couldn't take the one next to you. She later said that would have been too easy. She said she had even considered sitting on the other side of the bar from me making eyes at me from there. I have no idea how to pick someone up on the other. Side of a barn would certainly have failed disgrace myself. It's relevant to mention here that my girlfriend is Voluptuous she tired long ago of men's staring at her cleavage and now dresses in severe black clothing with high necklines and austere copper accessories. That look like machine. Parts or totemic objects so when she slid onto her stool in a tight sleeveless shirt that clung to her breasts and bared her midriff. It had roughly the same warm disorienting effect on me of a half. A dilaudid chewed her skirt with an angled hemline that showed off. Her thighs only added feeling. She took a book out of her person opened. It also Pale fire. We reading it together as winter project. The other guy was also reading a book. It's the end of the Bar Book Club. I said as an opening gambit. Hey other guys said. Did you know you too or reading the same book? We both feign surprise and the three of us got into a conversation. Other guys book was a collection of essays that sounded pretty good alarmingly. He turned out to be smart and well read because of course. New York is full of smart. Well read people vying with their formidable educations and charm for mates. He was a lawyer and not even a boring lawyer but one who did something interesting and cool. It seemed to me that my girlfriend was talking with him. More than me. It began to seem as if other guy might be doing better with her than I was. And that it was by no means a foregone conclusion that I would win her. I had begun to both like and feel sorry for this guy since he had no idea. He was a supporting player in our private game. And I hoped had no actual chance with her but also hate him. WanNa best him in combat. My girlfriend and I had one scene to male candidate fighting over a female goose squawking furiously and beating the water with their wings and grappling at each other snaking throats with their bills. Because no offense. I'll geese look pretty much alike. It was hard to say which goose won the attacker or defender. But I knew that I wanted to be the goose that ended up with the girl. Not the WHO flew off honking and ignominious defeat. Thank God the guy's wife eventually showed up with a colleague of hers. They were both writers for a TV. Show assured us we had never seen who got together every Tuesday night to watch the new episode. They were all interesting people. We liked them but also we couldn't break character. We had felt self conscious and uncertain about this plan to start out with but now that are private game had become an uncontrolled experiment involving other people we were committed gotten real. Having to maintain our pose of being strangers in front of a third party also forced us to reintroduce ourselves to ask each other. So what do you do when? Oh what neighborhood do you live in? And we had to try and answer without being boring into listener each other's answers and new. My girlfriend said later that she was sure that we would have dropped the act. Fifteen minutes in if not for the presence of these strangers it also kept our role play tethered to reality. She was forced to be more realistically flirtatious treating me like a stranger at a bar with some wariness and respectability instead of just inviting me back to her place after one drinker having sex with me in the bathroom just before our three new friends left. The lawyer gave US each card. And said I'm here Tuesday if you want to keep her book club going? I thought he gave me a collegial guy. Look of good luck or congratulations. After they left asked my girlfriend if she would let me pay for our drinks I was anxious asking and is thrilled when she accepted as I would've been had I been meeting her for the first time. Let us draw the curtain of discretion over the evening's conclusion except to say that it is a singular experience to have awkward drunken hookup. Sex with your own girlfriend. This wasn't about spicing up. A relationship gone stale. I'm not necessarily recommending this particular game to others. What I would recommend is what it did for us. It reminded us that. Despite the illusion of familiarity are months together may have fostered. My girlfriend and I are still strange to each other telling each other stories about our romantic and sexual pass as something of the same effect reminding me that she is a whole person of whom. I only know a recent narrow sample with a long history of relationships flings and fantasies a whole spectrum of desire much of which may be invisible to me. This is frightening but also exciting. It's easy to get complacent and imagine that the narrowband your partner allows you to see or the only one you're comfortable looking at is all there is in the end. Our game was not just an aphrodisiac but also a tonic. A reminder that she could if she wanted go home with someone else any night she wants although I trust her and believed that she loves me. I still have to win her once in a while. Maybe it'll become a tradition for us. A ritual reminder of a perennial truth. Assuming we get to do it again but no one has guaranteed another Valentine's Day.
"nick kroll" Discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition
"Guest tonight is an actor. Comedian and Co creator of the hit. Netflix series big mouth. His new movie is called Olympic Dreams. Please welcome Nick Kroll. Welcome to the show my friend. Thank you not going to live. This is one of the stranger movies that I've watched and I enjoyed it. Oh I really did thank you because because it's it's the moments when I was watching. It was like wait when it starts like a documentary and I was like no this is that's Nicole and then and then the film goes on. It just just helped me understand here. This is a movie about you. You playing dentist correct. I'm not an actual dent realize you're playing a dentist who is at the Winter Olympic. Yes but all of this actually happened at the Winter Olympic. Yes so I made this movie with a couple. Alexi Pappas and Jeremy Taser Alexia Summer Olympian. She ran at Rio They got a grant from the Olympic Committee to go and make some art. The Winter Games They brought me in to be a part of it and I helped them shape the script a little bit about two weeks before the Olympics. I sign on to do it then. We flew to Korea and shot a movie. Just the three of US know crew inside of the Olympics. Wait no crew no crew. It was just the three of us. So I was lugging a dentist chair around Korea Because we had no crew because we were shooting inside the Olympic Village right so they don't give out passes to very many people get inside of the Olympic Village because we were part of the Olympics we had access to elements of the Olympic Games. That nobody's ever really seen. I've never seen pieces of the Olympic Village. The West saw them in this film. Like I've watched documentaries about the Olympics. I've seen behind the scenes before the events you never see the Olympic village like with each. Yeah we have real athletes in the movie as well like I'm the only I mean Alexis and actor as in addition to me in Olympia in every other actor in the film is an actual Olympian. Who is competing at the time? So those guys that I was interviewing are real snowboarders who were on the Olympic team. And I'm a dentist giving them dental exams and interviewing them about their experiences like one girl had been called up. She didn't make the Olympics and then got call halfway through the Olympics that someone had been injured and she was getting called up to then appear at the Olympic Games and showed up in the middle weight. So help me understand this so people thought you were real dentist. No now Although I get some it looks like a dentist. No they knew. They knew that they were part of a auto. Got It all right but but I was also dressed as a volunteer volunteer jacket So we would be in the middle of shooting scenes and then people would come up and be like an emotional scene and then someone will come like you told me to get to the dining hall because I looked like a volunteer right and so we would sort of be like. I think you go left and I'd be like I don't know what we're GONNA do in a relationship you know because we were because our direct Jeremy who is shooting it and was also the sound man and also the cameraman and all the bags on shooting the film. He was like on a Long Lens. Like thirty forty feet away. So people didn't know that we were even filming movie so it was very easy to drop in and also we had no crew so nobody quite knew what we were doing. This is an insane way to shoot a movie. It was an insane way to spend like two and a half weeks right so cold it was wondering what did it feel like to be definitively the least athletic person a mile radius. Everyone else stays in every and I mean everywhere you well Mike. Mike Pence was there as well..
"nick kroll" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"Through every episode and think about what years were the good ones. Maybe three to take a look. Look Shannon Becky. We need to take a break. Don't answer yet because we still have a little more road to go down but but When we come back we'll get an exciting update on what you've agreed to do during the break about your relationships so we'll be right back more Andy Sandberg More Nick Kroll more becky more Shannon? We'll we'll be right back with more comedy. Bang Bang after this to everything. Turn turn turn as the Bible one said as well as the birds but what about turning your dreams into a reality. How would one do something like that? Well I can think of one company that could help you not only in a pinch but in every situation. That's right squarespace will help you turn those dreams into reality. squarespace makes makes it easier than ever to launch your passion project and if you have a passion project you want people to know about it. 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And when you're ready to launch us the offer Code Bang Bang to save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or domain that is squarespace dot com slash. Bang Offer Code Bang Bang Bang. We're here Andy Sandberg from SNL seasons three through six. Also Nick Kroll Roll League maybe one and two and we have becky and Shannon from from his big mouth which is and Olympia. Lou Ella Victory Olympic Drain. Gus Yes I know it's right. I forgot got you know gus some good friends with Jean. Yeah he comes to the gym and also I know there. Was You from Ohio. But there was a period of time where you lived in telluride Colorado. Yes it's I I'm forensic prince guys family. Yeah that's right. He's an he's a really good actor not state. Yeah that's crazy and he's like So 'cause I beckon I I do know each other a little bit. What you guys know each other by? I'll quit I kind of like dishonored. This is a bombshell. Yeah we went a whole segment with you pretending not to know her and giving them therapy basically. Yeah so where. Where do you guys know each other Becky in Nick from the twenty from the twenty four hour fitness? The one week that you were there. Yeah there yeah the one hundred and sixty eight hours so I was actually dating someone else at the time. And Nikkei mean and he said he started working on the machines and he did not live down. Nick come on deck. I'd like to leave my mark. Jesus my sent so so he's sweat. Smells like came fire. Yeah and hot dogs There's an I have an oak. There is a there is a an oak equality to my. Musk USC so I walked in the machines. He said you Mr Spud right on my crotch. You guys know that by point out your if you need me to go there then you need to press the button. Oh go into the bathroom. Thank you well. If you anemia go there. You needed President Nikki Button so you guys basically hooked up in the gym. I was dating someone else at the dating. who were all these people that you date? Islas Dieting L. Name Dinah stakes at the Thomas Sticks his daughter. Oh Wait Nikki. Six named her daughter who Nikki sticks. Dana thanks Dana stand stakes then he said I have. I give you guys a therapy session. We started talking and then one thing led to another hats off. You smash like a lot. Yeah Yeah I guess if you put it out there no you're constantly and just putting it out like sixers. Maybe because it makes them feel good about at themselves. Sex generally feels good. Is that what you're talking about Noah. You think you're you're such high because they always the star. Oh Oh they are really but let's fucked up. He's Augie didn't the head because they know that I'm make them feel so great. I love view the piece. Would you say that. If you don't actually feel Fiv Shannon Shannon's what she's doing to us at. Yeah she said Datum. She said she loved us. He said she loves me. She wants to have kids with me. Kids sit on to impregnate her. How would you do that? I got my ways on a lot of scientists. Oh yeah they're working on that and you did Shannon. Did she tell you that you're the beast. It said that I was the beast from the east. The is she saying that you're a beast or that. You're the best of Ben Best. I see ADS. Do little impression do pretty good impression. Our impression of Becky hi gaws Hill is close that it means better than I could do. I mean I have to say like as messed up as that relationship is there Israel like love there and do feel like Shannon gets becky. I definitely only thinks the if you have something special. Obviously I don't know why we're standing in the way of it. I think you guys should just do it. You know I I think in some sequences were using you guys all like performing live thing for you guys a little bit. We need to know the you guys feel like you WanNa hate sixers us then we will die they. Oh and then you'll feel better about yourself and you'll go in and just rub each other raw after that. Is that what it is. Oh I don't know how it works between. I'M GONNA take off guys. We're running out of time here. We only have one final feature on the show. Oh and that of course is a little something called.
"nick kroll" Discussed on StartUp Podcast
"A manager of speaking making. You could save bobby bottle. Service has had an amazing yeah directing producing music producing Gigolo all of Liz g from the PR firm publicity. There were so many amusing gaffs with the red carpet. Guy From Puzzle Vania King and Gill files on an elderly prankster from the upper west. Outside of Manhattan. You Know Jeffrey. You're on a prank show. Too Much tuner. We're going to deliver too much to you. Nick's latest project is a Lewd Zini cartoon called big mouth which has garnered widespread critical acclaim and at first glance it seems like more of the same from naked features a cast of ridiculous characters from a hormone monster to a clueless gym teacher. Sure but the heart of the show is the story of two friends navigating puberty and that part it's a departure for Nick Kroll because it's his first TV show that isn't based on a caricature richer. It's based on his own story his own childhood Jonathan. I talked with nick about the comedic evolution that he's gone through to get two big mouth. How has gone from hiding behind these over the top personas to creating a show that puts them face to face with the deep personal shame and regret he still carries around from his past and before before we get started though? There's one more thing I've given a lot of language warnings on the show before but truly none have been more warranted than language worrying about to give right now. There are lots of bad words and lots of talk about sex in this interview. In fact the sex talk started pretty much the minute Nicaragua in the studio. Hello how are you Jonathan's on the line to hello. Hi Hi Nick Cruel Harry you great. Jonathan I'm a big Fan of yours. Oh come on. That's so nice. I I had an anxiety dream last night that I refer to as a comedic genius and you got upset. Yeah Oh my God. I had the the worst wet dream I ever had. Let's just get into it I couldn't figure out how to get my skis. Like couldn't get my boots into my skis and then woke up and I was like sixteen. You know I was an had come in my in my asleep and the dream was like I fish putting your fee just trying to get like getting my boots into my skis and like couldn't quite get the ski equipment right and I couldn't figure it out the worst in but it was perfectly symbolic of where I was feeling about. Like how sex like it was like. I don't know how this works. I don't know how I'm going to do this. I can't do this well. Uh A- and then my friend a couple of weeks later told me he's like I had a wet dream last night. That slade a lion that was like we are having. We are in in different places in our sexual evolution. You know I never. I've never had a wet dream in my whole life and I had read as a kid how it was like. Boys have a wet dream and girls get their periods. So I felt like because I never had a wet dream. I wasn't becoming a man so I remember lying to my mother about having a wet dream. Apropos of nothing. When I was about thirteen I told her I had it at my friend? Lenny's house And and and But yeah I I guess my fear was that I was just that I was masturbating too much to actually have like anything. Leftover for for wetering that is true. That is literally possible. Yes so I wanted my mother to know that you were planning. I think my mom knows. I'm not having wet dreams. Cause Juergen off too much head that off at the pass and let her know that I had a wet dream. Which means she's he's wrong? I'm not masturbating too much over here. Well played thirteen years. I wasn't kidding. Getting about how dirty it gets right. Anyway let's get back on track here. Nick grow- grew up the youngest of four siblings Nick's father built his own business. Kroll Inc it was a corporate investigations firm actually earn the nickname wall. Street's private eye from the New York Times over the years Kroll Inc.. It grew to be big a large large billion dollar business in fact talking-shop about your life story for one so it presents a little bit of a problem with the beginning because you come from a wealthy family yes us and so normally. You're already like you're not in. You're not in a sympathetic place correct and so we had a long conversation about like how do we handle. Ah God pass it or do we just dive into it. I wanted to dive into it. Short how rich was your family. My family was rich but not as riches riches the Internet claims it is scrooge mcduck richer. Yeah like I'm yes. I've broken some vertebrae diving into gold coins. Did you. Did you have a yacht. No did you have boat We had a boater too but a regular size like like fifteen fifteen foot boat never like a boat boat yacht boat. Nothing like right so you were. You were the kind of rich family. That downplays how they're the size of the boat rather than and plays up the size of their boat. Correct okay Did you know you were rich. Yes yes how robot made you we have we. Let's see did I did I. Did we know we were wealthy Well we had a very nice house. My parents got a a really special piece of land and so that was the most clear and in very clear evidence of our of the money. Describe the house. What was it like? It's just on the water so it's just got unbelievable. You can see New York City city you can see long island. It's just a very beautiful picturesque place. And so that's that was the thing that I was both like proudest of and most insecure about is like having friends is over and being like and I still do it. I'll be like so you're coming to my parents house and you should just know that it's it's nice. You know what I mean I mean like I and the and the and the money came from Your Dad's business. Yes what kind of presence presence was your was your dad was was he a big presence was he. Was He the kind of presence that you felt compelled. Like I'm going to forge my own path here. Well well you know. I mean it wasn't like he was famous like you'd picture like someone being the son of like a writer or a musician or an actor but he was always known in some capacity and like my friends parents like who were lawyers knew about my dad or something like that you know and I think I was very conscious of wanting to to go do my own thing and create my own path Yeah so what were you like. As a as a teenager I was just like a little guy. I was really short Throughout middle school and into high school I started growing by the end of high school. I always thought of myself as funny funny. I think most people saw me as sort of funny like I don't think I don't think like my the people might camp or in my elementary school. who were watching me at talent shows like this guy is going to have his own TV? Show right I saw back then. Yeah what did you do As a part of your act a junior high talent show me and Andrew Goldberg who I have co created big mouth with alongside Mark Levin and Jen flack it Andrew I've known each other since first grade and we became best friends in middle school and He and I would do like Wayne's world sketches. We would like host the Purim talent show as Wayne and Garth And we would sort of do the mad libs of like like Wayne and Garth kind of jokes about Aurora but instead of Aurora it was about Solomon Schecter So we were always doing kinds of things things like that Yeah I was also the Faeroe in the second grade production of exodus from Egypt and I think it was just like I got a lot parts in in elementary school because I think I talked the loudest. When did you realize that this was even something that you wanted to do like what? How did how early early did you know like I want to be on stage? Well I mean I think in reality is when I got to college. College was Georgetown University. Nick Doc was a freshman history major and as you do as a freshman. He was trying new things so he signed up for a university open mic called funniest act on campus where he caught at the attention of an older classmate classmate who is also a budding comedian. Mike Burglar I did a funniest act on campus at at Georgetown where I met Mike and bombed Do you remember what would that look like. Yeah I I was going to I I was I was going to get on stage and say boy. I thought I was going to be so nervous but I'm actually quite relaxed and then I was going to Piss my pants But I didn't believe I didn't believe I could actually pissed my pants on on Q.. So my plan was to bring up a water balloon and have it in my pocket and pop the water balloon. But then I got so nervous that I I got a little drunk and stoned before the show to sort of uh ease and so then I got to the venue and I didn't bring a water balloon and a pen and I was rummaging around in the garbage and found like a sandwich bag and I filled with your sandwich bag with water with urine And then took a pen and was trying to stab the sandwich bag On stage to look like but it just looked like I was masturbating on stage. Basically so So I failed at what I was trying to do and then I decided to explain to the audience what I had been trying to do sort of saying like hey guess what. Here's what the plan Dan was. So actually what I love about that story. She bombed in a bunch of different ways. Like you bombed and just sort of like just general do just generally fucked up and forgot to bring the thing to I bring to make it work. And then the didn't work and it was the sort of that bomb and then it was like the bottom of like trying to explain away. It was a very. It's A. It's a multi tiered multi tiered bomb. He was like Yourself from rejection by almost like building that into your routine. Yeah yes I thought I was going to be nervous but I'm actually relaxed and pissed my pants which is sort of undermining my Own fear and trying to create the joke inside of what my fear of the situation would be But Mike saw me bomb and was like boy. He's bombing in an interesting way. That's the highest form of comedy. And I think that's what and I honestly think VAT my gut is. That's what caught Mike's attention and so I was. I got cast an Improv group by Mike bigly A- A sketch show freshman year. And then and then the Improv show group the next year and I rem- I have a very clear memory of going to do a lot a table. Read of a bunch of sketches where I was like got to do who voices and play. Choose a play a character and play a part you know because until that point I had done like a few plays in middle school and high school but it was like Oklahoma right And so all of a sudden that I was reading like modern current sketches and be able to make big character choices like where I was like. Oh I I feel very this is very fun and I feel like unease in this space and I walked out being like. Oh this is what I WANNA do for the.
"nick kroll" Discussed on StartUp Podcast
"Listeners. As we promised promised when we wrapped up the last episode of startup we are going to continue posting episodes of my show without fail down this feed. Hope you enjoyed the show from. I'm Alex Bloomberg and this is without fail. The show I talked with artists athletes entrepreneurs visionaries of all kinds about their successes and failures and what they've learned from both today on the show. We're doing something we've we've never done before and without fail instead of just me hosting the show. I'm going to be sharing the stage with another host. Jonathan Goldstein. The host of another Gimblett podcast called heavyweight in which Jonathan helps people revisit difficult moments from their past. Jonathan I go way back. We both worked at this American life. Well before Gimblett even existed when we started Gimblett he came came over and developed heavyweight here. But this was the first time we'd ever sat down to do a big long interview with someone famous together so before guests arrived I checked in with Jonathan. Does he always feeling hello. Hi Hey sorry. I'm just having a bite of apple apple to kind of relax me makes me sound more casual. I feel good. How are you feeling Lancy? I think this might be the only Formal structured interview ever done in my life be. Yeah I think so. You're thinking about idea. It's not too late to take me out the reason I would never the the reason I'm co hosting today's show with Jonathan in the first place is that he is a huge fan of today's guests. Nick Kroll comedian writer and actor. WHO's been in basically every funny show you've ever seen on TV parks and recreation? The League community Pearland Kroll show the list goes on and on. It's been a bunch of movies as well. He's best known for playing these ridiculous over the top characters and he has a ton of them. There's bobby bottle service self proclaimed Jack of all cards in.
Winners and losers of the 2019 MLB trade deadline
"We'll talk a little bit more about what happened with the trade last night so I'm too teams in the Cincinnati Reds and the the New York Mets who are not really in contention in their respective divisions either the the Cincinnati Reds a little bit better off I think in terms of whether or not they think they can make a push towards the playoffs now they're in fourth place eight games out of their division with both the brewers and the cubs sitting right in front of them of course are in the center the got the cardinals up there as well so three teams between them in the top right he Pittsburgh Pirates who were team that was in the mix and Josh fell on an absolute tear at the beginning of the season I had I had sort of put them back into contention made them feel like a maybe the pirates were involved that was the one division baseball we looked up and down you said I don't know who's gonna win this thing clearly the cubs are a favorite we got five teams here could come out and do some damage you take a look at the the wild card standings now the Reds not looking so hot there six and a half games out but they do have one of the best rotations in all of baseball specifically in all of the National League now they could be doing something here and they've got this they've got this general manager Nick crawled not Nick Kroll not the comedian not that the dude from from the fantasy football shows that show called blanking on the name of that show it we came here if you can remember the name of that show that was a fun one the on assets was it was like the it might be just pop on Intel to me did the league the league dude phenomenal show the league I blanked on management off there for a couple years Nick Kroll of course rocks in on the league Nick Kroll the general manager of the Cincinnati Reds thank you and I'll be back bright arsenic crawl was promoted from the president of baseball lobster like the admin assistant to the general manager a couple years back for the ranch it ever since he's taking over as GM of the Reds he's been competitive and I think that's all you can ask for from a general manager number last offseason when nobody was making trades nobody was signing players and he was out here we want to do one for mac camp yes you'll pull weeds Alex would he was out here saying we're going to be a competitive team went out to get Sonny gray from the New York Yankees so this is a guy who's been aggressive now I'm liking that because two of the players that were traded in two of the top line pitchers in Marcus Stroman and then introvert our that were treated because they both have a year of team control beyond this year they've set themselves up now to try to be competitive this offseason and be competitive in the next year and the Reds well we've got a deficiency in offense they were not going to get anything for Yasiel per week he was a free agent the end of this year he was gonna leave more than likely again I'll see what I said when they traded for him yes simply doesn't scream Cincinnati to me he's not a guy why I look and I think man that died that day both with the Cincinnati Reds role about now barely like plan there any like fighting for because if you miss this last night we've got plenty of audio for you on the other side the Reds in the pirates got into a brawl and this was in a a match Muncie Madison Bumgarner I'm gonna bark at you is around the bases type stuff all this was an actual brawl and the the irony in all this is the brawl goes down like within two or three minutes of us finding out the yes yep week has been moved from the Cincinnati Reds to the Cleveland Indians after not familiar with what the trade is the went down Trevor Bauer of the Indians one of their front line starters how the Indians by the way also feel like air and they're right in the middle of their division known as well sit behind the the minister twins but Cleveland Indians right now are two games up in at number one wild card spot if you go when you look at the division they still got a chance to go and win their division three back to the Minnesota Twins so they traded one of their best pitcher Jim Trevor Bauer with again a year of team control beyond this season but they feel like they're getting Danny Salazar back they also feel like they're getting Corey Kluber back who have been throwing on the side cells are may be activated as early as later this week so Indians feel like they've got reinforcements they also filled two major holes to major deficiencies in their line up and that's that they went out they got friend know ray is from the the of the San Diego Padres to was rumors that poppers were looking to move either him or hunter Renfroe I think if you look around for was more of a a better corner outfielder and you've got a talent friend arrays who's really a designated hitter I so he's I mean he's got a slot right into a DH spot there in Cleveland and the Indians also make a cross state trade the three team deal that sends Yasiel Puig now are to the to the Cleveland Indians so it is I think I won this deal you get friend rants redid young power hitting designated hitter who you're gonna put your line it probably for the next decade or so you would hope you got pulley gal who's got playoff experience Tuesday he fighter who's the guy who gets under other teams getting he's been plants a pretty damn good baseball of late and you give up Trevor Bauer Trevor Bauer now goes to the Cincinnati Reds sort of a weird deal there the pod reason have given up login what login Allen was a back in young starter for them and they give up friend raises we mention the Cincinnati Reds though this is a peculiar one they give up their number one prospect in their organization now he had a down season is in Taylor Trammell but they do believe this guy projects to be a major leader in the next couple years I don't think he's played beyond double eight people on the tax line already I too and I'd say in my head hurt trying to figure out what the hell the potters are thinking with that trade I'll tell you what I think the Padres are thinking with that trade I think the thinking they're not done they know was sent to guard this offseason may still be a trade piece that the that the New York Mets are looking to move maybe they'll be looking to move Marcus Stroman there will be moves made this offseason but now the Padres which are already pretty stacked minor league system have set themselves up to go out making other moves and out and bring some pieces in that will help them be a competitive team I'm all about teams were not totally in the mix yet who are not totally competitive yet setting themselves up for future seasons and I think that's what we're seeing with the Padres a little bit more clearly than what we see with both the Reds and the Mets the Reds and the Mets in acquiring the two front line starters that were available that we knew were available have kind of thrown this whole buyer seller thing
"nick kroll" Discussed on Ask Me Another
"For free internet dot com and quiz knows also starred in what early two, thousands CBS sitcom. I know this because I remember one caveman coming out being like, this will be the joke. I tell when we're ahead. Right. You're late night. Joe. The Nichols are BB, but one of them is babies. I'd hope you. I mean, it's boss baby, but it's not. It was the. It's cool. Don't worry about baby Bob baby, Bob. The reason it didn't work. All right. This is your last clue. What two thousand eighteen movie featuring Nick Kroll began as a two thousand and twelve Pepsi commercial. Obviously it's operation finale the hunt for Adolf Eichmann. But my second guess. Would be uncle drew starring Kyrie Irving. That is correct? Yes. Got that. One. Hey, that movie you just mentioned that operation. Finale. That was a very dramatic role. It is a very dramatic or been king Joe, sir. Ben Kingsley who obviously started together doing sketch comedy, sir. Ben always like it was great to do sketch them, but he always had his punchline like he had his catchphrases. So like no matter what the sketch was all of a sudden he'd be like, I'm good. But it worked. You don't have any killed. And so it was hard to disagree like. It was hard to work with him. Well, congratulations, you and Luke Rabi. You have one asked me another rubik's cube. What a pleasure, what a pleasure. Thank you. I don't know what this will be worth in Mississippi, but I hope you enjoy. I know fear at thank you for having me. Big mouth and streaming on Netflix, give it up, Nick Kroll..
Review: Big Mouth Season Two Released On Netflix
"Hormone monster Ford, the guys in the female one for the ladies and Maya Rudolph stars as the female hormone monster. And Nick Kroll actually does the male hormone monster. It's I can't recommend it enough Jenny slate John Mullany, they also do voices for Armenian. So if you want to relive some of the most awkward moments in your life than I recommend going over to big mouth season to burn you'll probably want to be of a certain age because if you're too close to it it might still bring back memories. Okay. So that's big mouth on the flicks. There's two seasons. How like how long are the shows
"nick kroll" Discussed on KFC Radio
"Yes, still pretty crappy. I mean, this guy, it's great to get Nick Kroll on here. You're a big gap man. But I mean we're six or seven years in pilot's five, six years ago. Senator like nobody's in j just like our shit came on like an hour. So I feel like he a ridiculous letter. It was a very notable sweater was at a Cavalieri selection was with Chris was that's why it was a ridiculous. But I think it was like pre cavalier. So yeah. Yeah. But my point being that he's very, you know, very selective about what he does. Eat notorious hates the media and some self. But you know, I think it was a testament to the league that he was like, yeah, yes down. Yeah, he it was. And that was such an interesting portion of that show is just like meeting all those guys. I don't think I dealt with. I never was in a scene with him, but I, but but the guys who'd come on it was like, that was that was one of the most surreal things about being on that show is you're like, okay, well, we're doing the scene and today we're doing JJ watt. No, like year to like has like nobody's hotter in the game and it was, and it's and it's interesting with those guys who you see like j. j. watt came in and shot on a Monday and then spent the rest of that. We shooting a couple commercials and like something for the SP's and then came back for his second is shooting on Friday, and he was good on Monday, but he came back Friday and was markedly better, and you're like, oh, right. That's why your an all pro is because you. Start to do something and you have you learn process grow and evolve. And by the end of the week, you are better at this thing an almost all those guys to a t. were like that, you know, they're, they were also like all on time. Like it's like, yeah, the guys they're professionals and the guys who get really fucking good are the guys who show up on time. Listen, learn and do what they're told and then put their spin on it and you could, and it was almost across the board are absolute worth come on. He he wasn't bad, but but but Chatto. True. Cinco was we had. We did our season two, I think was in Vegas and we the first opening. We did our first draft in Vegas and Ocho Cinco was it was at the height or like the year after the height of Ocho Cinco and he had four cell phones with him and he was like, we were shooting. And then like the next day we were looking at Twitter and he was like taking pictures of himself at the slot machines at like five AM exam called. Yeah, we were like shit RAM in. But again, he was, you know, like it was like, it was what it was like he was, you know, it was just like you kind of know what you get when you sign up for just. Yeah, exactly. And he wasn't by the way he wasn't bad. He was either is nothing like unpleasant about him. He was nice enough, but he was like, definitely the one who was in the middle of a much bigger thing, like the rest of those guys like JJ watt was cool. Terrell. Doug's was legit. Funny, he's, you're, you're like, which I don't know. I was surprised about your like this guy is just an assassin in the middle of the linebacker crew in the ravens at the height of it. And he was super funny. And then MAURICE Jones drew was was cooling because he was a big fantasy, football guy. He was saying, which was like, are you not anymore? I played when we all we all had a league when we were on the league. Interesting. In my meta e- it was very strange and and like some of those stories would in fact that the show like I was at tinker like I was a stinker tinker as we eventually called it like I was like on the toilet like at like nine thirty in the morning, making some last minute cents or like drunk. I do a lot of drunk tinkering late night, come home like six drinks, enemy life. I'm I'm, I'm dropping Cutler. Picket. Am gonna pick RG three, but you know, once we finished, I just kinda lost..
"nick kroll" Discussed on The Fighter And The Kid
"I know I can go. Nick was just telling me how he plays soccer. I play soccer and then I get injured immediately. And then I stopped playing like a men's league. Unlike Sunday's dudes get together and play and some ladies and it's and it's kind of fun. It's Superfund. It's not very competitive. It's lovely. And then every time I like fuck up my ankle, or, you know. After you jump in the air and score with your head, if you need to let me know, bro. Are you? Do you play goalie? Nope. And I'd like them. Yeah, I bet you could do it. If you could reaction times, you should be fine. The big debt. He's a big kid, it's well. Well, It's. it's. Show. Yeah, I. It's all about, you know, it's all about just seeing that seeing the field and. Seeing the field. So Nick, Nick knows this is soccer. Yeah. You gotta see. Go that you've got to have a panoramic. I, you gotta be able to see the whole, you know, all of it. And when you do, then you react being super general about sports. Laid sports. I know what soccer is. I know what this. The thing I like, have you know that I'm a cool dude that I play soccer, sportsman, I'm a sportsman. Well, I said to Nick in the bathroom, I go, did you know your your thick? I mean, you have your porch, you really in the bath mind, did Nick Kroll up and ask them about athletic? Yeah, sure. In the bathroom. Who sick guy, and he's like, what matters deed new? Didn't you play goalie against a very good, an Olympic soccer player. Whoa. I wanted to, oh, wanted to shoot the video with hope. Solo. No may as well..
Oscar Isaac, Khloe Grace and Nick Kroll discussed on Mark Belling
"Oscar isaac insure lease thereon will lead the addams family in an upcoming animated film the film will show how the new more tissue and gomez madden started their family the rest of the cast includes khloe grace is wednesday thin wolf part is pugsley nick kroll as uncle fester and bette midler as grand mamma set for release in october twenty nineteen star wars actress kelly marie tran is done with social media after allegedly dealing with months of harassment she removed all posts on instagram after reportedly receiving numerous sexist and racist comments that began after she started in two thousand sixteen star wars the last jedi i imagine the a new book about the creation of the song the album and the film imagine set to arrive this fall simply titled imagine the over three hundred page hardcover book will be released on october ninth which would have been john lennon seventy eighth birthday according to yoko ono the book tells the story heard her late husband's life working relationship during the time the classic album was being written and recorded with each chapter and song introduced with text by john and yoko leonard skinner don mailing the remaining dates for the band's last of the street survivors farewell toward the second leg of the trek set to get underway september twenty second in las vegas and stop in nineteen cities that's entertainment jenner.