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Fresh update on "netflix" discussed on WTOP 24 Hour News

WTOP 24 Hour News

02:59 min | 4 min ago

Fresh update on "netflix" discussed on WTOP 24 Hour News

"6 11, The Addams Family is back in a new spin off series called Wednesday Adams on Netflix. It shows that character trying to navigate the nevermore academy. There's just something wrong about this place. Not just because it's a school. Secret societies hit in libraries. A homicidal monster. What other surprises are in store? I talked about that and more with cuya P of nerds rule the world. Oh my gosh, John, yes, I'm super excited. There's a young star in Jenna Ortega. She's done a lot of shows on Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, I believe. But she recently had a superstar making performance in the fallout that was on HBO Max about the aftermath of a school shooting. So right there, I was like, new, this young lady is going to be a future superstar, but here we see her range in Wednesday, the spinoff from The Addams Family, comedic role, so much funner. It's kind of like a dark fantasy. And I also would say, it had some comparisons from other reviewers being kind of like a CW Riverdale meets The Addams Family, but it's so good. And heading this up is Tim Burton, who gave us those amazing feature films. And returning in this because she killed it as Wednesday is Christina Ricci as well. They actually gave her a little part in here. Super fun. We also have Catherine Zeta-Jones as morticia, Luis Guzman as Gomez. We also have gwendoline Christie who we know from the house of dragons, the Game of Thrones shows. She's in here, but an amazing cast, but Jenna Ortega is a superstar. This is a show maker series. It's a lot of fun. There's some mystery going on there, some background on Wednesday. And it's a little bit of an older world too. She's kind of like in high school. Getting kicked out of schools and finds her way to never more academy where we find out something a little bit more mysterious is occurring here. And it's a lot of fun. It's a fun ride in all episodes are available right now on Netflix. Interesting. All right, over on Disney+, we've got Guardians of the Galaxy doing a holiday special. What's that? Oh my gosh, yes, we are getting into the holiday spirit. It's that time of the year it's the season. We see drax aka Dave Bautista and pom klementieff, AKA mantis, who get a little bit more of some shine, especially pom Clemente as mantis. The two of them see how sad Chris Pratt is, our star lord after saving the universe and everything that has happened after endgame with losing his beloved because of the snap losing that Christmas spirit and being away and it's that time of the season. So they're like, you know what? Let's find the legendary Kevin Bacon who helped inspire him to win and save the universe with his little dance off if you recall in the films to find Kevin Bacon. So they come to our earth. They abduct Kevin Bacon and it's just a holiday special that will put a smile on your face and also what quite frankly fits within the marvel MCU that is a little bit more serious, but it makes sense, especially with these characters, you're gonna have a fun ride, you're gonna see groot a little bit older. Some star making performances, especially in mantis, who we get a lot more of and you definitely are gonna wanna see more of mantis and drax going forward with the guardians films. That's cool you P of nerds rule the world on Skype. Coming up something that might make you feel a little safer as you're out on the road, 6 14. I am Steve Cohn, head of communications at capital caring health. Most

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America Deserved to See the Ghislaine Maxwell Trial Televised

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

02:25 min | 2 d ago

America Deserved to See the Ghislaine Maxwell Trial Televised

"Of course we got the Ghislaine Maxwell's situation, and this is perhaps the most bullshit ever. This could be the trial of the century second only to O. J. Simpson. Naturally, the Jeffrey Epstein trial would have been all that and a bag of nuts, but we didn't get that because, well, either he was killed or he killed himself, but he's gone. So then you get his second in command, his gal Friday, his right hand man, Ghislaine Maxwell, I mean, I make jokes about this, but these are two people who are involved in sex trafficking, pedophilia. You know, we can't, we can't act like, oh, well, they just like to get laid and this is an awful thing these two are involved in. I can't believe we, as Americans, are not able to see this trial. I can't believe there's nobody streaming this trial. Hulu? Amazon, Netflix? Nope, Disney+, perhaps? After all, it is about kids. Can anybody? I know they can't. I'm just saying, I know the judge says, no, we're not getting any no cameras in the courtroom. So all you're going to get are people who come out of the court at night and talk to quote unquote journalists who are folks standing in the street with a microphone or an iPhone and go live. You've got to search these people out. The one correspondent, the one journalist you need to hear from regularly throughout this trial would be Vicki ward. She's somebody that has written extensively about Ghislaine Maxwell. She knows everything about her. I don't know if she's in the courtroom, I would assume she is, but we're not gonna get to see anything. And it's a shame, I think yesterday are two days ago, the first day of the trial, some people spilled out of the courtroom and talked freedom fires is that there's an Instagram page, freedom, fires, they've got this woman on the street, really interesting black woman named Joe. She's good, she likes to get information out about what she's hearing. I don't think she'll be back in there after she kind of spilled her guts as to what this looks like. So they're probably gonna deny her access, which is really a shame. We were supposed to know about this. This can't be held in a dark room with no light is shined upon it. It ain't right, man.

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John Zmirak Plays Movie Reviewer for 2016 Film 'Denial'

The Eric Metaxas Show

01:48 min | Last week

John Zmirak Plays Movie Reviewer for 2016 Film 'Denial'

"You're telling me that Rachel wise not only is she an attractive actress, but she's quite an amazing actress because she effectively for this movie. So this film puts on a queen's New York accent. What is the title of the film? The film is called denial. And it's a very serious film. I don't mean to make light of it. I'm talking about one funny aspect of. But John, it's from it was from 26. 26. This team got a new film. Oh, no. This is something you can stream on Netflix. And I was supposed to go to a memorial concert for all souls day on November 2nd, and I didn't feel well. So I stayed home. I decided to watch something serious because it was a day to commemorate the dead. So I watched a movie about the Holocaust about denials of the Holocaust about one particular historian, David Irving, who used to be a mainstream historian. He used to be taken very seriously. He used to do a pretty good job. He was a bit of a revisionist, one of these people who like quests and historical narratives, you know, did Roosevelt know about Pearl Harbor. He would ask provocative questions like that. But he was basically a serious guy. And then old Nazi started getting a test with him. And offering to do interviews with him. And befriending him and giving him their diaries and their memoirs. And he actually got star struck by old Nazis. And went back into his previous books and revised them to make them doubt the Holocaust. He also he started reading stuff by Holocaust deniers and he became convinced of it and soon his books, he sort of retrofitted them to be Holocaust denial books. Okay,

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Top, Lite-Brite, Masters of the Universe in toy hall of fame

AP News Radio

00:45 sec | 2 weeks ago

Top, Lite-Brite, Masters of the Universe in toy hall of fame

"Three new toys which are all played with kids hands have been inducted into the national toy Hall of Fame The masters of the universe figurines became popular in the 80s from the cartoon series which continued on Netflix just last year a national toy Hall of Fame curator says these action figures had power to defeat the villain and that gives kids confidence also being honored the top which finally spun its way into distinction some 5000 years after twirling toys were chronicled And then Hasbro's light bright the pegs that make artwork that was first introduced in 1966 I'm Jackie Quinn

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Why AJ Wants You to Watch the Netflix Series 'Hollywood'

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

01:15 min | 3 weeks ago

Why AJ Wants You to Watch the Netflix Series 'Hollywood'

"Have to tell you while I got you. Listen, the new Netflix series, Hollywood. Okay? It's Ryan Murphy's new series. It's a 7 episode series. It's gonna be on Netflix starting May for May 1st. You gotta watch this. It follows a group of aspiring actors and filmmakers in tinseltown right after World War II as they try to make it in any cost. It's basically a love letter to this town. Each character has a unique glimpse behind the gilded curtain of Hollywood's golden age. There's a lot of unfair systems in place back then. A lot of biases, concerning race and gender and sexuality, et cetera, and that continues to this day. But the show, I saw some previews and I talked to people who worked on it, it's really going to do what it can to expose and examine those power dynamics, and maybe what the entertainment landscape might have looked like had it not been dismantled.

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Axios: Rich Conservatives Fund New Media Universe

The Dan Bongino Show

00:57 sec | Last month

Axios: Rich Conservatives Fund New Media Universe

"Rich conservatives fund new media universe Keep in mind they had no problem at all with their homies like Jeff Bezos and others and the LinkedIn guy what is in Reed Hoffman or whatever I was confused him in a Netflix guy the Reed Hastings and whatever they have no problem at all but left these really rich lefties controlling those companies It's only when rich conservatives And by the way many of them are libertarians are conservative Start to produce free speech platforms that they freak out So they go in to talking about how new investments and free speech that they put in quotes Are starting upend the media landscape But here's what they say why it matters Because many of today's conservative media moguls are both rich and politically active My gosh immediately hang them by the toenails Get rid of them What trouble that could cause rich politically active Keep in mind too the difference between air our sights and theirs liberals are welcome on our sides 'cause we believe in free speech You are not welcome on theirs

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Convicted "fake heiress" Anna Sorokin released from immigration custody

AP News Radio

00:41 sec | Last month

Convicted "fake heiress" Anna Sorokin released from immigration custody

"Convicted fake heiress and his Oregon who Netflix is inventing Anna is based on was released from ice detention Friday and is now fighting extradition She had to post $10,000 bond remain under house arrest and refrain from posting on social media The 31 year old who duped New York's rich and famous by claiming to be German heiress Anna delvey had been held by immigration authorities since March of last year who claims she overstayed her Visa and wants to send her back to Germany So it had already served three years in prison for grand larceny and theft which prosecutors say include lying to banks and luxury hotels along with stealing $275,000

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How Can We Encourage the Apathetic Among Us to Care?

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:53 min | 2 months ago

How Can We Encourage the Apathetic Among Us to Care?

"Is the question that befuddles almost every person that's trying to organize people. So the best answer I have for this is, and you have to understand when you're trying to get people to care, you are in a different version of sales. You're kind of a salesperson. So you already passed in the first test. No one wants to buy anything from anybody because you're selling something if you don't look the part. So you look like you're wearing the suit, the whole thing it's great. That's the first thing, right? The second thing is you have to have passion. No one is going to want to deal with you if you're like, you know, hey, get involved with whatever it's called thing. And no one's going to want to do it. You have to be so excited, so over the top, so passionate that they have to say, there's something that this guy believes. And this has always been my big critique of some evangelist circles. He's like, if the person you're talking about atheism is more excited about atheism than you are, that you got to get out of the evangelism businessman, right? It's the intimacy with Christ. It's the inherent of scripture. So I'm like, wow, this guy really believes it. Like, yeah, that's actually how we're built to communicate, right? And by the way, you go read Paul and you read the early disciples, they got fired up if you want to persuade people of something. It came at a great cost for all of them. So that's the best way I could say that. Look, it's tricky because I believe widespread apathy in our country is a strategy. I really do. I think they want people to be apathetic. And I say, why would they want that? So much easier to control, obviously. If you don't care, then they can do whatever they want. You are the check and balance. We're like, oh, the judicial branch checks the president. No, you're the check and balance. You showing up to a school board meeting. You showing up to a city council meeting. That's you. And you know what? The urge that temptation to watch Hulu or Netflix instead of caring is overwhelming.

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:33 min | 2 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"It's hard on men. We can't just hustle. Pretty women could just hustle. It's easy for pretty woman a lot of times. All women, a lot of times y'all take it for granted. Like right now, every woman in here, right now, I could quit her job tonight and be a stripper tomorrow. Every woman in here. And if you think your woman won't trust me, your woman been riding a car with a girl from before they rap has tripped club. They look at each other. They don't say it, but they say it right, bitch. I bet you know if I. I don't want to, they don't never say it out loud. They don't know who's listening. But every woman in here contributes you on to. Some women are looking at other women hating not her. Yes, her. Trust me, unfortunately, I've been some places. I went to one stroke club, all the bitches walking around with their own pole. You want dance nigga? Anybody want to jump? I'm not hating. I'm saying man can't do that. As much as we talk shit, man can't do that shit. Man can't dance, we can't go. Well, there's no strip club for us. There's no hustle for men. No man ever got out of high school, first thing they say, let's go down to Miami and get this money. Never happened. You never worry about a young man stripping. Your family never worried about you stripping. You ain't never been nowhere in your uncle pushed his ass. Come here, nigga, come here. Now, can I have bad again? I don't wanna see you on that pole. You understand me? Never. 'cause nobody cares about male strip clubs. They don't exist. I did a movie called chocolate city. That shit ain't real ain't no male strip clubs? Yeah, they got male stripper reviews like in Vegas. They do. Whatever to Australian shit, but it ain't no regular mail short clubs. They know hustle for us. Ain't no dick of diamonds. One male stripper never run to another one. Hey, man, you work a DoD? I'm just dancing to get through real estate school nigga. No, women can do it 'cause when we got shit, men want to see so they capitalize on it. They got shit we want to see. Women got a special ass moves. One cheap two chick both chick clap. Ain't no special penis move. You never go to the male strip club a nigga throw his dick around the pole. Climb up with no hands. Oh shit, look at the centipede on that nigga. Check out Snoop Dogg's Netflix is a joke festival comedy special. Now.

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Netflix Is Mishandling the Jeffrey Dahmer Series With the LGBTQ Crowd

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

01:43 min | 2 months ago

Netflix Is Mishandling the Jeffrey Dahmer Series With the LGBTQ Crowd

"I'm still watching the Netflix series on Jeffrey Dahmer and I love it. It's crazy. When I watched this, I don't even care that Jeffrey Dahmer's victims were gay men. He went after gay men because he was gay, or at least had a predilection to gay men. And now Netflix went and did a very stupid thing. Very stupid. In R&B woke, in order to make everybody think we know we got it, we get what's going on. They use the LGBTQ ten on this series as if, you know, well, we want to let gay people know this is an LGBTQ series. Now it's not. It's about a man who murdered and cannibalized people. Why wouldn't Netflix think, oh, yes, let's let the LGBTQ community know that we've got this show. Why would they tag the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary or series LGBTQ? It's so stupid. But they had to be politically correct. Let's let the clear community know we have this show and they can watch it. But if you're gay, imagine clicking on the LGBTQ category. And this is the series they suggest you watch, why? Why wouldn't it let's think that the queer community wants to watch this because he kills and eats queers. It's so stupid.

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Vivek Ramaswamy Diagnoses the Ills of Corporate America

America First with Sebastian Gorka Podcast

01:39 min | 2 months ago

Vivek Ramaswamy Diagnoses the Ills of Corporate America

"First, before I walk through some of the chapters of your book, Vivek, can you just give us a snapshot, you are the doctor you are the specialist right now. You're looking at the corpus that is corporate America. Give us a diagnosis. How how rampant is the virus of politics that undermines meritocracy in the C suites of America today? So if you ask me even a year ago, I would tell you that it was rampant and it was killing the host. However, I'm a little bit more optimistic now relative to that. And I'm not going to take the credit, whatever. I've been focused on this over the last year with the book and I think it's had some influence. But I think there's just cultural tides that have begun to change. Some of which have been introduced by economic hardship itself. So the Federal Reserve is now tightening monetary policy instead of reigning money from on high like mana from heaven. That's created a different economic environment in the country where much of the wokeism that you saw in corporate America was really just a feature of excess. When times were so good, fueled by Federal Reserve policy fueled by government throwing money into the system. Now, as those times begin to get harder, those excesses aren't so easy to afford anymore. So a good example is Netflix, even earlier this year. After they had a disastrous quarterly earnings report after they reported subscriber declines and revenue declines and profitability declines. Then they put the word excellence at the top of their cultural document. And they tell their employees, you know what? If you're going to not want to work on a project because it offends you, if it has artistic merit, we're still going to keep doing it. And you know what? You can show yourself the door and close the door on your way out.

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Wesley Donehue Discusses the Safety Net of the Welfare State

The Doug Collins Podcast

03:56 min | 2 months ago

Wesley Donehue Discusses the Safety Net of the Welfare State

"I want to go back to something before we hit the book real quick. You might have an interesting statement. We've seen this in others. I'd like for you to, as you said, unpack it a little bit. Going through the struggles of section 8, you know, government programs, the safety net version of a lot of these lives. It solidified, I think your words were your conservative thought, your conservative age. Explain that because the liberal world, and there's a lot in this world, a liberal concern, they'll say that that would just reinforce that, you know, this is the way it ought to be. You came out with a different impression. Yeah. I don't want to call myself a moderate because I'm actually very conservative, but when it comes to the welfare state, I'm actually somewhere in the middle. I'm a Republican who believes that it is necessary and that as a culture we are called even as a Christian, we are called to take care of those who can't take care of themselves. And I believe we need a safety net to catch people to help them. But that safety net has to be temporary or temporary. And we have to be able to take those people that are hurting and teach them and train them and help them get back on their feet. And I remember asking my dad one day why he never went to work and he was trying to be, I think, loving and he said, but buddy, government pays me to stay home with you all day. And I think he was trying to be nice, but as I grew up, what I realized is that because he got these checks to sit on his butt all day, I remember he would just chain smoking cigarettes, sit in a recliner, watching TV all day and then getting bored and doing drugs and becoming a drug addict and eventually selling drugs. And I saw that all around me. I saw it and when governments just paying you to sit on your butt. They're incentivizing laziness. And I think it's, I think it's a really bad place to put people. So I think America has to have a mechanism in place to help people. But that has to push them to do better and not force them into a position that they're stuck forever. I can say that. Well, moving to the book and this is one of the things with all of your life experiences and seeing how you're conservative, you know, you work in politics, you work in corporate crisis issues. Why the book? What prompted you to put down these into your book? Yeah, so, you know, we have one of the largest Republican digital agencies in the country at a few years ago. We were picked up by sea world because they realized they were in a political fight after being blackballed by PETA after that blackfish documentary went viral on Netflix. And from that, we started picking up a bunch of corporations home shopping network and Sears, Sears and K Mart. They were going through their bankruptcy home shopping network and QVC as they were going through their merger. And then a whole bunch of folks I can't even mention because we were helping them through crisis and I was under NDA. But then I ended up getting canceled for some things that I tweeted and I had a bunch and I want to brewery here in town. I'm a serial entrepreneur, not just in politics. I own two breweries. And I said something on Twitter that forced a group of people to start protesting my brewery. We were on the front page of the newspaper for three days. And I was able to overcome my quote cancellation. But then I started seeing that this cancel culture movement went from corporations and celebrities and politicians. And it started going down. It's like the normal individual, like a cop who did the wrong thing, or the teacher who said the wrong thing. So I decided to write the book so that I could give lessons to not just the people at the top, like the celebrities, but the people in the middle, like the small business folks or mid business folks that might find themselves in a position like I was in or even the individual like the copper that teacher. I wanted to give them some guidelines to help them survive because I'm telling you at someone who's gone through it. It's really emotional. It's really hard. We don't talk about what it does to the person and to their family. And I think that's really sad. But like I said earlier, we're all just humans going through a human experience. We occasionally screw up.

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Eat Better, Feel Better

The Officer Tatum Show

01:08 min | 2 months ago

Eat Better, Feel Better

"I think I believe that these people hate black people. You have to hate minorities. And then it's funny because you don't see a healthy person on that telling you this stuff. Do you? Do you see anybody that's an official nutritionist saying anything like that? They put a fat gear on there to tell you about eating healthy. If it's not, no, it's stuff that's food out there that have no nutritional value. It's filler. So your body's not getting any nutrition. And then if you eat foods that don't have any nutrition and I don't have to say I'm a nutritionist myself, you begin to create this environment in your body where it latch on the fats and all these other chemicals and you become fat. Your body has nothing to draw from but fats and all these chemicals and all kinds of other stuff. Processed foods are not good for you. They ain't got nothing to do with you being black. I ain't never went to the store and they say this is the black owl. Where black people got a shop here. I never been to that store. Well, you know what instead of spending your money on Gucci and instead of spinning your money on a Netflix membership, you could spend a little bit more money on healthy foods. That ain't gonna cost you that ain't gonna cost you much.

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Sen. James Eastland Was Joe Biden's Racist Friend & Mentor

Mark Levin

01:41 min | 2 months ago

Sen. James Eastland Was Joe Biden's Racist Friend & Mentor

"Any of you folks see that movie on Elvis did you see that movie mister producer On Netflix well I had to be dragged and pushed to watch it on Netflix the other night My wifey So damn good movie And there's a senator in that movie Who hates Elvis Because Elvis grew up among African Americans He learned a lot about singing style and his dancing style and so forth From blacks In Mississippi and then later Tennessee Memphis area And he often went back And he didn't have a racist bone in his body Quite the contrary But it shows this James eastland trying to shut out the sound that shows his James eastland as the racist that he was the segregationist said he was That was Joe Biden's friend That was one of Joe Biden's mentors James eastland James eastland John stennis Mississippi You know who Who I'm talking about The Democrat party The Democrats try and rewrite history and say no no no those are Republicans now They were no no they weren't That generation of Democrats died off That's true But the battle over civil rights was Democrats against Republicans and Democrats against Democrats But it was the Democrats

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An Identity Crisis of Royal Proportions

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

01:58 min | 2 months ago

An Identity Crisis of Royal Proportions

"Think the problem for the royals is that they, they don't know whether to be ancient or moderns. Now Queen Elizabeth clearly in that sense was an ancient by which I mean almost a creature from the 19th century. And then on the other hand, you have the moderns, the now the age of the moderns with the royalty began with lady die. And lady Diana was the quintessential modern. Emoting in public and these are my feelings and, you know, I'm here as a princess and I'm here. She was kind of on a personal journey. Now, if you think about what it means to be a king or a prince and royalty, it's not about being on a personal journey. So contrast the queen for whom the queen always spoke in the language of duty. I see this as a task. This is a kind of assignment that I've been given you may say by history and I'm discharging it with a sense of acceptance and perhaps even of obligation. I think the problem for the royalty is that both the old virtues and the kind of new style are today you have to ask why because to some degree I suppose Charles is a little bit more like his mom than he is like Diana. But on the other hand, Charles is almost a parody of his mom. He has an extremely weird life, he's got this weird consort, Camilla Parker Bowles. He messed up his whole marriage. I think Charles ultimately was responsible for that. So he's not exactly an admirable exemplar of the old world. And then you've got these bratty offspring of whom I think particularly who's the younger guy, honey, is it Harry? Harry and Meghan Markle, this is sort of the grotesque progeny. And so you have to ask, if you've got people who would rather be, have I'd rather have a Netflix deal than live in Balmoral Castle.

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'What Difference Does It Make?' Is a Dangerous Phrase

The Charlie Kirk Show

01:21 min | 2 months ago

'What Difference Does It Make?' Is a Dangerous Phrase

"Defying the odds with what you're doing tonight with the organizing with those of you running for office with those of you that are leaning in a homeschooling your kids. Those of you that are supporting the wonderful dream city Christian turning point academy, which is just getting started, by the way. All these amazing new projects that are rising up are dare I say kind of like a glitch in the matrix. It's an unexpected development where they were counting on you just to stay at home, stop watching the news, stop carrying stop showing up to events like this and just kind of watch Netflix and Hulu and just say whatever, what difference does it make? More evil has been done over the last 100 years based on the phrase what difference does it make? More evil. Apathy of allowing bad people to do what they want to do while good people sit idly by. And the moment that we are in, it transcends politics. You know why I say a transcendent politics, not just because it's true because after the election, are you just going to stop showing up? And no, of course not. And that's the thing is that it's a long-term fight. It's a long-term cultural educational spiritual, religious fight where I think all of us are buying and say, okay, we understand the stakes that are in front of us that we believe in separation of powers and we believe in consent to the governed. And we believe in all these different things. And we're willing to do something about it. And

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People Love Carol Burnett for a Reason

Stephanie Miller's Happy Hour Podcast

01:19 min | 2 months ago

People Love Carol Burnett for a Reason

"People love you for a reason, but because I think you truly are such a nice person and that radiates and you're kind and it seems like so the antithesis of, you know, I just have to say what's going on. Trump's America right now and the way the dialog has become. And I think that's why people are even more like sort of nostalgic for that time. When you weren't being mean. Well, that's insulting everybody. When we did the 50th anniversary show, the ratings were really good. And people, I guess, wanted to be taken back to that time. Yeah. You know, and now I'm getting fan mail from ten year olds. Well, and the Netflix teenagers. Right, will you talk to kids? I mean, I've been getting fan mail before the Netflix show from kids. Little kids under line three hole. Yeah. Notebook paper. In pencil, then they'll draw a picture of this is you, miss Carroll, and but sometimes, and it's only if they're really little. And young. Right. I'll get a letter saying, I am going to be miss hannigan and Annie. Right. Will you give me some hints on how to perform? How to do this. Yeah. And if they leave their telephone number, I'll call them.

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In this week's Religion Roundup, former national security adviser Michael Flynn sees a new career as a political holy warrior, and Netflix is feeling the heat from Arab Muslim countries about its programming.

AP News Radio

02:02 min | 2 months ago

In this week's Religion Roundup, former national security adviser Michael Flynn sees a new career as a political holy warrior, and Netflix is feeling the heat from Arab Muslim countries about its programming.

"And this week's religion roundup Former national security adviser Michael Flynn sees a new career as a political holy warrior and Netflix is feeling the heat from Arab Muslim countries about its programming General Michael Flynn ladies and gentlemen Michael Flynn the retired lieutenant general and former national security adviser under Donald Trump is now focused on his next task building a movement centered on Christian nationalist ideas where Christianity is at the center of American life and institutions I mean there is a spiritual war and there is a political war And they are going on They're going on in this country right now An investigation by The Associated Press and frontline found that Flynn used public appearances to energize voters and political endorsements to build alliances Flynn has drawn together mask and vaccine opponents insurrectionists and Republican leaders in state and local parties along the way Flynn and his companies have earned hundreds of thousands of dollars for his efforts Historian Ruth Ben ghiat says his activities are dangerous He is spearheading the attack on our democracy which is coming from many quarters and he is affiliated with many of these sectors from the military to Christian nationalism to election denial to extremist groups like the Proud Boys Frontline and AP examined Flynn's rise in religion and politics and the upcoming documentary Michael Flynn's holy war premiering October 18th on PBS and online Arab Muslim nations ranging from Egypt to 6 countries on the Persian Gulf are asking Netflix to remove what they call offensive content on the streaming service Targeting programs that show people who are gay and lesbian A statement issued on behalf of the 6 nation Gulf Cooperation Council that includes Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates made the request saying the unspecified programs contradict Islamic and societal values and principles Egypt's media regulator demanded that live streaming services should comply with the values of the country their streaming in I'm Walter ratliff

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Saudi Arabia and Gulf neighbors threaten Netflix over content that 'violates Islamic values'

AP News Radio

00:34 sec | 2 months ago

Saudi Arabia and Gulf neighbors threaten Netflix over content that 'violates Islamic values'

"A group of gulf Arab countries has asked Netflix to remove what they call offensive content on the streaming service Apparently targeting programs that show gaze at lesbians A joint statement issued on behalf of a committee of the Gulf Cooperation Council made the request saying the unspecified programs contradict Islamic and social values and principles The 6 nation council includes Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates The move comes after countries in the Muslim world banned the public showing of Disney's latest animated film light year Over a brief moment showing two lesbian characters kissing I'm Walter ratliff

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Barack Obama wins Emmy for narrating Netflix national parks series

"Former president Barack Obama has won an Emmy Award With the latest Barack Obama's work on the Netflix documentary series our great national parks has earned him an Emmy for best narrator The creative arts Emmys were handed out Saturday in Los Angeles Obama is the second president to win an Emmy after Dwight Eisenhower was given a special award in 1956 The late Chadwick Boseman also won for outstanding character voice-over for the animated show what if it was one of his last projects before he died in 2020

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

05:04 min | 3 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"But what have we done? All we've done. What have we done? We just watched Netflix. Everywhere you go, every cookout, every party. That's all people talk about. What do you show you watching? What show you want to? Yeah. Yeah, we're on season 6. It's amazing. Isn't it amazing? Oh, did you see episode three? Did you see how this filter? And you'll always hear this. You'll always hear this. Might be the best show I've ever seen. Mike, I'll be honest with you. It might be, it might be the best show we've ever seen. I'm telling you, guys, it's not that good. It's not that good. There's a lot of content because we're bored. Okay? It's not that Netflix is like TJ Maxx or Marshalls, okay? You can find good stuff. But you have to sift through so much shit to get. Everything's a remake or reboot. 30 years am I the only person in this room that finds it ridiculous that The Karate Kid Daniel larusso is still having issues with this childhood bully. 35 years later. Shoot him in the head already. He'll get a real estate broker. They suck me and I watch it. It's adults doing karate with high school kids. After school. It's like Daniel, go fuck your wife. That kid's in tenth grade, you weirdo. What are you doing? Karate in your backyard with him. How ridiculous? I watch. I watch crime shows. That's my guilty pleasure. Guys, I will watch forensic files. This is no shit. I will watch forensic files from 9 o'clock at night. Until 3 o'clock in the morning, just husband killing wife after husband killing wife after husband killing wife, and I gotta be honest, it's not getting old. Guys, I'm watching crime show so much. It's almost unhealthy now, 'cause now I'm starting to see it from the killer's pointer. Now when they're like, and then he took the body and his pickup truck. And brought it to the cabin in the Woods. I'm like, then they're gonna see the tire tracks in the mud. What's this guy? You got to incinerate the car and put her body in acid. Doesn't this guy watch TV? It's gonna be DNA all over the fucking place. My favorite is serial killer docs. Serial killer docs are my favorite because they all start the same. They all start hilarious. They all start with what? He was such a nice guy. And then the neighbor comes on in the trailer. Yeah. We never suspected. That he would slaughter 14 families. We never thought that he would sever ahead with a plastic butter knife. He played with our Gregory all the time. They did, they did two on Ted Bundy, okay? They did one on Manson, but the best one. My favorite one was the one they did on Jeffrey Dahmer on prime. It's called dameron damer for you. People that don't know, Jeffrey Dahmer is a serial killer, almost 30 years ago, Milwaukee Wisconsin. He was a gay man. He killed 17 people. He had sex with their dead bodies in his bedroom for weeks and he was also accountable, right? And they're talking to this guy and had never seen before 90 minute Doc before he was killed from jail and guys, he was an absolute sweetheart. He was the nicest man if I was gay in the 90s and Milwaukee. He would have ate me. He would have ate the shit out of me. I would have called my Friends. They'd be like, dude, you gotta get to the bars, got jeffs by a drink. And he's an absolute sweetheart. I think he's having people over. I think he's a sports fan. It was bizarre how cool this dude was. And the weird thing about it was he was understanding about what he did. So at one point they were like, Jeff, you killed these people, and then had sex with their dead bodies. For weeks, and he goes, I know, right? And it was weird to see him be understanding like the way that we are. But then the narrator comes on and the narrator goes, this is true. Now he goes, and then 90 minutes of talking to one of the most notorious killers in history. Mister Dahmer was great with our staff. He answered all of our questions. He was easy to work with. Even compassionate about the crimes he committed only one thing bother him and this is real. They were like, Jeff, out of your 17 victims, ten were African American. Is there anything to that? And he goes, no, no, you're not going to do that to me. I'm not going to do that to me. Okay. Look, I might have killed, okay? Then had sex with, all right? Then dismembered an 8, okay? And then put the remains of my freezer. You got me guilty as charged. And I'm not going to sit here and be called racist. You understand me? Do you know what take me back to myself? I don't know what kind of piece of shit you think I am. How you think I was raised? Even serial killers have white guilt. Netflix is a joke presents Paul verse's nocturnal admission..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

05:26 min | 4 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"It's a thrill to be here. It's great to be here on Netflix. I actually had my own Netflix special come out just a few months ago. Thank you. Thank you very much. The title is fearfully Wang wing. Because I couldn't think of a title. Please put it on after this, go and put on my special Netflix after this. You don't have to watch it. Just put it on. I just need the views. That's how they decide if they give you another one. So just I've got it on in the green room right now. And 5 phones, please. Just help a Wang out. It was real thriller, real privilege, get to do Netflix special, of course, and such an exciting experience. You've got to film it. And it's beautiful, big theater in London, this whole team of people they're making it look good, being up the lights, the sounds, they built a beautiful set from scratch. I bought a new sweater. We all played our part. And the film day, I went okay, and afterwards, Netflix were like, who well done, kiddo? You got yourself a Netflix special. And I said, oh, thank you, mister Netflix. Thank you so much. Our boys wanted a Netflix special ever since I was a baby. Before Netflix was invented. And they were like, well, keep an eye out for August 10th, kid. That's when your Netflix special will be released. August 10th, release day. It's like, wow, August 10th. So counting down the days through August 10th, I couldn't wait until eventually, the night before August 10th, I was lying in bed. It's like Christmas Eve come earlier. I couldn't get to sleep, you know? I was like, wow. One more sleep, little Phil. Just one more sleep until your Netflix specials unleashed. And to the planet. Worldwide Wang. At last. A Wang in every home. I got to sleep, and I woke up next morning. So thrilled, so excited, completely alone. And. I jumped out of band and ran over to the living room. Still in my pajamas, you know? With a floppy, pointy pajama hat. Like a candle in a day. Because as England and so I put it down. I turned on the TV, and I turned on Netflix and my own Netflix special was not recommended to me. It wasn't anywhere on the home screen. It wasn't, it wasn't in new releases. It wasn't in trending now. It wasn't even an irreverent comedy. I'll teach me to be so damn reverend all the time. Scrolling through the skull is nowhere to be seen. I had to search. I type my time my own name into the search bar. The most pathetic thing I've ever done. In my life. How quickly a day can turn? This is meant to be the most glorious moment of my career. It's instantly the most depressing scene I've ever been a part of. Just a man on his own and his living room. Desperately typing his own name. In his TV. With the remote. So it took fucking ages as well, you know? You feel every letter with a remote? The crawl across that Virgil keyboard. Look like a P. I quickly look age. Still nothing. Eventually, you hit a K by accident. You're like, no, fuck. It's half an hour to backspace. I did find eventually, I did find my special eventually in the depths of Netflix, but I was disappointed. I was disappointed that it wasn't recommended to me on release date, to be honest. I was disappointed in Netflix as an organization. To be honest, that's why I'm here tonight. Because I was disappointed in Netflix. I thought the whole point of us giving up all this personal information. To these tech giants, having them watch online activity 24/7, was that they would harvest a little details of our lives. And build a profile about each of us and user information to then scan their libraries of content and find in a second, the piece of content does most relevant to each of us. The individual viewer. I am Phil Wang. There is nothing on Netflix, more relevant to me. Than an hour of my own thoughts. That and Bridgerton, that shit's sick. Catch Phil Wang on David Letterman presents. That's my time..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

01:47 min | 5 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"And that's where my wife and our in life right now. We got our kids grown, got them out of the house. We had a quick snack. Now we're raising our parents. I swear they passed each other in the driveway. And let me tell you something. I thought teenagers were crazy. Teenagers are a piece of cake compared to old people. They're nuts. I was getting my car service a while back and they called to say it was ready. I called my father in law and said, hey, can you give me a ride to the car dealership? On the way to the dealership, he needed to stop for gas. I learned on that little stop that it is possible to wash your entire car with the squeegee from the gas station. And I know this because I sat in the passenger seat and watched him do it. Well, I sat there until the guy at the next pump started video in it. Then I slid down in the floorboard because I didn't want to get tagged on Instagram, he got back in the car. I said, you do realize the gas station has got a car wash right there. He goes, yeah, well that's 6 bucks. I'm like, so to save $6, you gave away all your dignity and washed your car with a squeegee and the dirtiest water on the Planet Earth. I used to have fantasies about going out with a girl as nasty as the squeeze you water at the gas face. Watch Jeff Foxworthy, the good old days, only on Netflix.

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:26 min | 7 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Gotta understand. You can't raise your kids the way you was raised. It does not apply. The way we was raised does not have nothing to do with our kids. You got to understand that we are inner city parents raising suburban kids. So all the things we went through does not apply to these little sophomore fuckers we dealing with. You put your hands in your kids, just one of the ass whooping that your mother and father gave you, put it on your kid, your scar these little soft motherfucker for life. They can't do it. I just try to punish my son, send them to his room. This nigga write a suicide note. We being there, daddy, don't know how long I can take this shit. The walls are coming in on me. So this figure can never go to jail. You can't stay in his own room with Xbox. These ain't jokes. My son got a concussion from falling in grass. He was in the hospital for three weeks. Hey, what's happened? What happened to us a tripped out back? They ain't feeling like us. You buy them a bike, you got to get a helmet, shoulder pads, knee pads. You playing football riding a bike, motherfucker. They're not built like us. We used to go to the park, get on the swing, set, and wrap the pole. Let one of these kids go to a swing set and try to wrap the pole. Come back chain round in there. Get your ass down. Why are you saying go around? They're not built like us. Can't leave them in the car when it's hot. I'm over left house gonna call when it was hot. We just smart enough to get the fuck up. And look at the door to see where she coming out. Get back in the car. That's right. I was sitting over here. You right, you right, you right. You right, you right. Sucker. It'll take you no three hours, then no tuna fear. Our kids are staying upon diet. Get your ass out the cup. You said, don't get out. It's 200°, motherfucker. Watch earthquake, legendary, only on Netflix..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:01 min | 7 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"A lot of guys here want to take their wives home to a girlfriend home and fuck the share of tonight. Yeah, babe. After this fucking show, we're going to have our own Netflix special. You're horny, man. Like, you want to fuck her like a porn star? Like, flip her over, toss her out, pull her hair, get her fucking driller, circles. But you know what? She's not picking on none of that shit right now. She's thinking about fucking. We get home my dog until watching TV. She's thinking about man. Who just call home right now and he was taking slow, I'd like to take all my pajamas. I'll let you have sex without my sweater over my face. But you're not fucking thinking that way, man. You're fucking horny. You're fucking driving grabbing her titties. Pull it out. You take her home and she's trying to give you a sign that not right now. Let me go somewhere. We never think about it that. She ate the same food we ate. She had 5 micheladas. She's pretty much blown it too. And she loves me. When you hear that noise, you gotta make a decision. Should I pretend I didn't hear a shit? Even though my balls are warm right now. Or should I pretend there's a motorcycle outside? What the fuck are they racing? Who's cutting grass this late? No, but you make her feel good, man. You don't call attention to that. You don't make her feel bad or insuring knows she farted. But don't draw attention to it. You got to play it off. Like, wow. Wow, wow, wow. It's like a girl having sex with me and she farts. So everybody. That's nothing. Watch this. You see that the fucking AC went on. So they got warm in here. Watch Felipe as far as a bad decisions, only on Netflix..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:11 min | 7 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"This is the first year that my new year's resolutions didn't include doing sit ups and shit and getting in shape. First year that's ever happened, you know? I figured we about to die, so. Why would I do that? Well, but I'm not doing any fucking. Like, what if the bomb hits and you in a plank position? How mad would you do? How mad would you? I would be furious. Like, no, fuck them. I'm not doing. No, not going out like no bitch. You know? I want to die with a bagel in my hand. People still having babies and shit. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? That's so crazy to me, having a baby right now. That's a liability, a baby. What? Shit pop off. You gotta run with a baby, are you thinking? Do you watch the news? Look, I was hiding, you know? I get like the Facebook notifications with the sonogram. I'm like, look at this fucking idiot. Like, why would you have a baby right? I feel like you got kids, you gotta ask them right now. What skills are you bringing to the table? Do you run fast? Fucking crossbow herbs and spices. You gotta have something, are you gonna get left behind? I'm just saying, shit is crazy. Shit is crazy. It's fucking weird times. Why would you have a baby right now? That's crazy. I suppose in the end we'll all need something to eat, right? Too dark. I will eat your fucking baby. And the end times. I will eat your baby. And then times. It's all I'm saying. You know how people be like, oh, a little toes. I could just eat them when they said it's okay, but when I say it and I mean it from the bottom of my fucking heart, it's a problem. It's a problem. Okay. All right. All right. Catch Janelle James in the comedy lineup, only on Netflix, and don't forget to catch Janelle and other hilarious stand ups at the Netflix as a joke festival, April 28th through May 8th..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

01:43 min | 7 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"My son plays baseball. But he got that good, man. He forgot to bring the bat to the plate. And I was sitting with the wrong team going boo. Boo. This kid sucks. Where's his dad? Fucking loser. It was so sad. His stepfather didn't want to give me a ride home. I felt good. At least I went to the game. I felt like I was supportive. My dad never went to a game. And we used to live across the street from the park. My dad just had to cross the street, okay, we go. And we're bad in and looking over at my house. And I will see my dad closer curtains. I asked my dad, how come you don't go to my games? And I'm not trying to hear that while he just told me to suck my own dick. Go fuck my mom right now. So many choices for a 90 year old. Mom, help me. Catch Felipe as far as bad decisions, only on Netflix. And don't forget to catch Felipe and other hilarious stand ups at the Netflix as a joke festival, April 28th, through May 8th..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

01:45 min | 8 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Doing staying you fucking helmet over you. I don't win too far. Let me just say that just because you like a football team don't mean you're fucking dog like the same goddamn team. I'm serious on Monday, but I saw my neighbor up there walking her dog to fucking dog head on a Tutu look like she's selling pussy. And let me just say that dogs are supposed to have on Levi jeans, okay? Dogs are supposed to lick their own dick. They can't lick their dicks if you got a zipped up. I love these big 'cause all the animal lovers just pull it back. I'm talking about your stupid ass. Running right here with hair bows and your dogs have 'cause you're fucking wound don't work. How did I crack a nerve? Seriously, I live in Plainfield Indiana, y'all. And no lime. My white neighbor asked me, she's like, pat, come to my baby birthday party. I'm like, okay. I ain't never been to a white baby birthday party. I go up to the dollar store, and I buy her white daughter, a black Barbie doll. Fuck you, I buy what look like me. And I figure they could use some diversity in their lives. I get back to the house y'all, no lie. I walk in, this bitch got 6 dogs sitting at the table. I'm looking at the dolls at all looking at me like, can you tell this bitch we don't? Dancy went on to say, blow the counters out, bust a blow to candles out. And I'm like, bitch, that dog blow them candles out. We all gonna bite your stupid ass. Catch miss pat. Y'all wanna hear something crazy? Only on Netflix..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

07:59 min | 8 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Having two C sections and being the breadwinner of my family has turned me into a 50 year old man. I had a colonoscopy a couple of years ago. That is some 50 year old man shit right there. What had happened was I all of a sudden got extremely bloated over a very short period of time. And it was so extreme to the point where I thought I was pregnant. Again. And I took a test, and it was negative. And then my o-b-gyn became very concerned that I was showing symptoms of ovarian cancer because it runs in my family. And so then she ordered a CT scan and the results came back and she said to me, okay, ally, well, you know the good news is that you don't have ovarian cancer, okay? And then, the bad news is that Ali, you are full of shit. Stop giggling, ally, stop it. This is serious, okay? On the report, the radiologist wrote the results are remarkable. Wish to me seemed like the radiologist give me an a plus plus. But she was like, no, that's bad. When the radiologist writes the results are remarkable, what that translates to is, oh my goodness, I don't understand how this tiny Vietnamese mom fit this football field of doodle inside of her body. I have never seen this in my 30 years as a radiologist and I can not wait to take screenshots of this to all my radiologist Friends. So then a GI specialist was called in and I saw her look at the results and she went like this. And then she turns to me and says, miss Wong, I am so sorry that I gasped in front of your face. That was so unprofessional of me. I know exactly who you are. Please do not talk about how I just did that on stage. But you know, I have to admit that I'm clearly alarmed by what I see here. You are backed up well into your small intestine. And I'm almost certain that there is some sort of mass and most likely a tumor that's causing all of this blockage. So we're going to have to perform a colonoscopy to see what's going on in there. I was like, why? You guys just did a CT scan. And she was like, yes, it is true that the whole point of a CT scan is to see inside of your body. But the lasers could it penetrate the Great Wall of shit that's inside of you. And they just ricocheted, bounced back into the machine, and now the Maschine is shook. So we're going to have to stick a camera up your ass. And I was so nervous, but what I didn't know was that right before the procedure, they give you propofol. And I have to say that as a working mother of two, getting to take a drug induced nap for an hour. Was well worth having a news crew up my butt. It was luxurious. When I woke up from the colonoscopy, I was like, I want another colonoscopy. And then it turned out that my colon was perfectly healthy. And I figured out that what caused that huge traffic jam was the summer before, I was shooting this movie called always be my maybe. Thank you. Yeah, it was it was this big ass deal because it was the first movie I had ever co written and starred in as the lead and I worked on it for 12 hours a day every day for 6 weeks straight and I was so busy that I forgot to take a shit. For 6 weeks, the movie shot in Vancouver and in San Francisco and I have no recollection of shitting in Vancouver or in San Francisco. I just straight up forgot. Something like that would never happen to a man. Men, you never forget to take a shit. Ever. Ever. How could you? When you sit on the toilet and have your sacred ritual, every morning, to summon the shit. You sit there from 8 a.m. to 8 30 a.m.. You sit there with all of your reading materials, your iPad battery, just burning up the sperm and your balls. You sit there at the most crucial time of the day when your wife and kids need you and the bathroom the most, you sit there to avoid reality and all of your responsibility and life. You're too scared to ask your wife for a long time. So instead, you just passively aggressively take it by chasing your wife and kids and the bathroom with the stank of your selfish ass shit. Women, we don't do that, okay? We have too much guilt and shake. To sit there every morning at the same time to summon the shit instead the shit comes to us at the most inconvenient time of the day. When we're in the middle of a meeting or on stage taping our third Netflix special. Well, when you feel that first turtle head peek out, you gotta squeeze your butt cheeks and set the poo poo back up into your generous loving self sacrificing soul. But then at some point, you gots to go. And then it's an emergency. It's always an emergency when a woman finally takes a shit. And that's why every women's public restroom looks like a post apocalyptic zombie nightmare. Where there's blood on the walls and pizza on the record player. Watch Ali Wong, Don Wong, only on Netflix, and don't forget to grab your tickets to see Ali and more of your favorite comedians at the Netflix as a joke festival, April 28th through May 8th in Los Angeles..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

04:53 min | 9 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Doesn't mean I should lose. That's true. I was happy. It was a couple that kind of stayed stayed following the rules the whole time. Do you think you could do something like that? Could you go on a show like too hot to handle and be deprived of affection and kisses and stuff? Would you be like, I can't hold myself back. I must kiss you or whatever other sexual things that they're doing. I don't know. Listen. 'cause they're all in the same room. I know that. So bizarre. But I've been affection deprived for years without being on a TV show, okay? I would be the troll toll. I'd be like, they're making sure nobody is going in to the private room. I would be turning up the AC in the private room so that everybody was freezing and would say under blankets. Yeah, I'd win too hot to handle hands down. Would you ever go on a too hot to handle type of show? You know, I don't think so. I mean, even if I did, I feel like I'm in the same boat with you. I think I would do great because yeah, it comes down to me having to withhold kissing somebody and getting some money. I mean. I think I can last. You know? Yeah, exactly. And it's like, if I'm feeling you, you're feeling me, like, is it really such a thing? We have to have sex right now. I can't hold back. No, we can wait a couple weeks, so we can get this money. And then we can have money to go on days. And then we can have whatever, sexy, sex date party, whatever freaky stuff we want to do and get us on us. I love the way I love the way you think. Especially because I watched the tender swindler and now I'm never dating again. God, can we talk about that, please? We also never dating again. Wait. You never dating again after that? I mean, this is not on cameo. He's on cameo. What? Do not give this man. Listen, do not give this man your money. What? Oh my God. And he got kicked off Tinder permanently. Yeah. It's called, well, he served as jail time because everybody's like, why is he in jail? For those of you who are not familiar with 5 months, I saw he got the only he only got charged for what he had done in Israel. So all of the crimes. Wow. And that's like with the crimes we didn't even see. So all of the crimes we saw on the dock heat didn't get charged for. And he's living in Israel. So I'm sure. Crazy. If he's smart, we'll stay there to not get charged another place. That's insane. For those of you who don't know about the tender swindler, which I don't know how you couldn't because it's truly been everywhere. There's this guy, his name's Simon. He's a Israeli common who got on the dating app Tinder and basically started dating these women, getting close to them, and then all of a sudden, you know, he posed himself as a rich Playboy, right? A part of some diamond family or something like that, but the fact was he was broke. It was after these ladies, money. So he would get them to start filling them and then all of a sudden emergency. And the time put in, he'd introduce them.

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

04:42 min | 9 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"New podcast called. We have the receipts hosted by comedian Chris burns and love his blinds, Lauren speed Hamilton. Here's a sneak peek. Hello guys and welcome to the very first episode of we have the receipts. I'm Chris burns. I'm joined by the incomparable. Yes, I'm Lauren B Hamilton. And I'm so excited. Oh my God, episode one, can you believe this, Chris? I'm so excited. I'm so excited to be talking to you. I mean, what are the chances love is blind season two? This is working out so well for me, personally. I get an insider's perspective, which, listen, the whole time I'm watching, I'm like, I can't believe this person thought this was gonna work out. And then I constantly remind myself that it, in fact, has worked out. It can work out, right? It's like the glimmer of hope is there. I mean, love is blind season two, man. I have a lot to say, but I guess we'll get into that a little bit later because there are plenty of tea to spill receipts to a have behind the scenes, all that. So I'm excited to jump into it. I'm ready to jump into it. I think we should jump in to while speaking of love is blind. Katie, so Katie Thurston, who you'll remember was bachelorette in a season, some have been left wanting more, I would say. It was a bit of a COVID season. Regardless, she did end the season and engagement, but she also tweeted, I'm confused on Tuesday, the 15th saying, am I supposed to be excited about the engagement of Shayna and Kyle? Yeah. None of us were that excited about the engagement of Shayna and Kyle. No, I was about to say she's not alone in that theft at all. Matter of fact, we were all confused, Katie. We were all very excited. But we were also very confused about your engagement with Blake. So, and she also, I guess, didn't fire back because somebody tweeted, I'm sorry, but this is how I felt about yours, which LOL. And she said fair enough. So she's a good sport. But she gets it. She gets it. You can't throw that boomerang without knowing it. It can come right back to you, Katie, girl, no..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:42 min | 10 months ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Remember when we thought the pandemic was over? Everyone was so happy. We did it. It probably looks so stupid. Everyone was patting themselves on the back. Yeah, I'm just glad I could help out the sick by staying inside. It's not over. But I'm not going back in. I'm sick people have to die. 'cause it's not over. The pandemic is like a TV show you thought it was canceled, and then it got picked up by Netflix. I didn't really pace myself for another season. I don't know about you. I wasn't planning on seeing my family ever again. Parents know the feeling. It's like changing that diaper in the middle the night. You're exhausted. It's disgusting. But you have to do it. So you change the diaper. You finally get the sleeper back on. And as you gently lay the baby back in the crib, you hear the diaper fill up again. And that's what the year 2021 is. Over and over. It's just a diaper filling up over and over. I kinda miss the early days of the pandemic. Those are fun. Back when we thought washing our hands would protect us. Everyone washed your hands will be fine. Okay. Remember, before they were readily available tests, everyone had that friend that used to brag like, you already had COVID. I had a back in 91. Yeah, back then it was called COVID 91. And in a couple of times, got rid of it by washing my hands. 'cause the symptoms were confusing. They're still confusing. It's like, what are the symptoms? Everything. What do you mean everything? Asking a question is a symptom. What's that? That can't be true. Denial is a major symptom. Did you wipe down your groceries? I did that. You felt so silly. And you're like, I'm just a normal guy cleaning a triscuit box. Is this what OCD feels like? A couple weeks later, you're like, dad, they look clean to me. I clean them. But you had to take the precautions. There was no uniformity. Everyone talked to big game, right? We're on lockdown. No work, no school. You know, we got our bubble. Bubbles just my family and these two people we see it a weekly sex party. Bigger better safe than sorry. 'cause we all went through the same pandemic, but we didn't have the same experience, right? There were factors, like if you were 25 and healthy, you're like, whatever, I'm going on a COVID cruise. But if you were over the age of 25 and a may surprise you, but I am. You watch the news more closely, right? The news crash would be like,.

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:13 min | 1 year ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. What are the minimum requirements to be a human being? It's okay, don't think about it. It's not too tough. You just have to be born. Just have to be born. There's no interest exam. There's no waiver. Nothing. You're born and they give you a certificate also. Hey, thank you. Not easy. To give you a certificate. Why does it say certificate of participation? Because he mom did all the work. My dad always and for that, he don't give. He only enjoyed. It. What is the minimum requirement to be a bird? To fly to fly. That's why I want to talk about the ostrich. You think you have expectations? Imagine a whole species as an expectation. You know how stressful his family life is. Ostrich? Yes. I want to talk to you. Grandmother's not well. What happened to her? She doesn't have much time. She has one last request. Anything from she is to me, you know, I love. She wants you to fly. I'll probably had ostrich. A conflict, but. If he tried on. Why not? And why did I give you an education? So you can do what we can't. I can't do it. Then what do you do in your room all day? Your music music are going, what is this nonsense? For your information, my ice cream practicing for the fight came out of town. And the second fastest land animal. Yeah, I still second. Okay. You don't have to be with me. Just this is an enemy from home. Yeah, I don't know. You still come second, you bastard. It's ugly answer. Mother Nietzsche gave him nothing. At least the peacock has something it is bomb embroidery. Somebody's not. Something it is. All she just docks 'cause I see the opposite. I get tired. I'm like, I didn't take a nap. He got into jail because he has four toothpicks for him. That's what mother needs a kid. It's so sad. Watch kidney Sebastian the most interesting person in the room only on Netflix..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:41 min | 1 year ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"That's who we are. Listen, this country is better than what it is right now. Listen. You can't have people call the fucking police on other people, just because there's some place that you don't like where they are. This country, listen, we need to start to go back to mind in our own fucking business and just letting people do this shit. You gotta fucking wipe it with a call, the police on black people and Starbucks. They're all fucking scared. They're in here, please help. I can't talk. I can't talk. I'm gonna use coffee coats, okay? There's four expresso. Two or child that's just walking. I pretty much allowed us. Oh my God, hurry? Soy sauce, soy sauce. Fuck that shit. Listen. That's bullshit. Everything that's happened in this country that has been domestic terrorism has not been done by any African American people or Latino people. Mass shooters, not us. We don't like to walk into a room where we don't know nobody. So you're walking? Okay, well, I know I'm cool. I'm all right. I thought my day I was in there. I'll be back. Not us. Shooting up a school? Never. And we fucking hate school. You think. You think we'd be the first kids to shoot a fucking school up? We're having a test. No we're not. Have we shot up a school or whatever shoot kids? We sure I get the fucking attendance records. They're right there. You go back after school that I do remember what your great point average was? Mine. Oh. It was high, and I come off. It was up there. I think I think it was. But 21 point 1.5 four or 5 .5. But man my GPA. GPA. GPI 8? Watch George Lopez, we'll do it for half. Only on Netflix..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

03:22 min | 1 year ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"Netflix special stuff man. I don't know what to do about it. 'cause because i liked him always had never had a problem with them. You know just fucking around a matter. Of fact i think i make fun of everybody and i mean as a group of people. They have to admit kind of fucking hilarious man. I'm i've never seen somebody in such a hilarious predicament. Not having sense of humor about their born feeling like this something other than they're born as and that's funny funny of is not happening to you. It's like white black bitch just in the news. All the time. Rachel dole's she always says she sees she was she's white woman but then she dressed up like megan shatter way up to the very top of blackness and i always wanted to meet her just so i could understand. I just wanted to have dinner with her. So i can just look in her eyes caller nigger to her face. The father they're talking about. I identify black. That is trans. Topped lady stopped biting stopped by the big difference between her and a transitive between her and trans. I believe transgenders. I don't understand them. Either but i know they mean what they say. They dixon all through him. I just know the dig away. Don't meet it. i don't understand. But i believe you wouldn't ask support your decision. How far is rachel willing to go. What is racial willing to do so that we black skin believe that. She believes she's actually one of us. Busy willing to put a lien on your house so that you can invest in mixed tape. That probably won't work out change. Your name didn't even change her name. Her name is rachel. I can't believe in that name. You will my support. You're going to have to change your name to the black shit i've ever heard because you're gonna have a change your name. The draymond green. I don't know a blacker name that this is black on paypal. If you type draymond green in the airbnb we'll all automatic watch dave chapelle equanimity and the bird revelation only on netflix..

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"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

Netflix is A Daily Joke

02:01 min | 1 year ago

"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke

"I don't like it when you're looking for your sweetie. It's not my job free to let me right now. It's my job to found my did him. You know what your job is to help me. Not get under god indies. Look under the couch. Cross my christian. Thank you much even though great wrong. Not more than two hours ago on top of the world on top of the world me in three. My girlfriend's went on these sex and the city bus tour. We all dressed up as their favorite characters. I was in maranda kind of a process of elimination and the end of the two. Were we pull up to. The front steps carries apartment. I just got chills from the kids. The banana clip. My hair looked out that window. I thought what if i lived here was single. What if you strike me now. I didn't kid. But i felt as real sharp pain in my forearms real intent but a lot of pain and i looked down. I've been carbon into my arm with automatic erlichs. And i looked down and i had written the carry. You absolutely cannot smoke in here. Cats john early in his episode of netflix presents the characters..

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