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Fresh update on "netflix" discussed on Call Your Girlfriend
"I mean, maybe it's a good time to say that the back catalog, all these episodes are going nowhere, like we'll be on this feed or find a bowl. That's not like disappearing. And I'm glad for that. Even though there's probably some episodes early in the catalog where I would love to edit wherever I said off the cuff, I do. I am proud of our archive as a whole. She's about to cancel herself. We love it. I know he really is. That she's about to invite people to go listen line by line and then yeah. But it's true 2014 was a different time. Anyway, yeah, I am happy to say that the archive will still stand and even though it will be bookended will be listenable. Also, we had some of the most iconic episode titles before it was fashionable to do so. My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks is still one of our most listened to episodes of all time. I forget, do we actually talk about Netflix and snacks in that episode? Or is it just a title? I think so. That was like a 2015 one, I think. Oh, so then it's likely we did. Just talk about snacks, yeah. One of the things that I feel just tremendous gratitude for the show bringing us together and hearing you talk about these past episodes is that it's just like a record of our growing up, you know? And there are so many things that don't age well or don't, whatever. But I'm like, I never cringe or feel embarrassed about who we were. It's truly like that was 8 years ago. And I think that marginalized people who choose to use their voices to speak out loud in front of other people. Are still making a very brave choice. And it's better, it's better than sitting on the sidelines and just listening and taking sides..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Shouldn't like me, my lady do not like me anymore, 'cause they're usually fellas, you know, I'd be the woman that we trying to really pursue a relationship. They find somebody they want to make it official. I was like, nah, you know, I already said, please. Just be with me. Be with me, we can have something special. All right, cool. Then you give up all your bitches. But you get in a relationship. You get a relationship and two years later they start being mean it's fucked to you. You need to know why. You ever felt you ever see that moment when they don't like you when you can tell them like you? Like they say something like, oh shit, this motherfucker don't like me. I know she don't like me because she don't say bless you when I sneeze. I lit up like three in a row one day. I was like, she picked in the room, looked like she was trying to see her poison worked. Still alive. We argue, we argue about the fucking TV. The TV not what we're watching. We argue because I like to sleep with TV on and she sleeps to TV off. Clap hands me sleep the TV and we at. Yeah, and my people right there, those are my people. Clapping stupid TV off. We end. I said, clap. I don't need a whoo. Just clap. Then you got people that don't have a TV in their room at all. None of the books are psychopaths. Crew and I have a team in their room, they might kill your ass. I'm gonna explain to you the benefit of sleep with the TV on. When you sleep in the TV on at some point in the middle night, you gonna wake up. And when you wake up, you're gonna realize it's not time to get up. And there ain't no distinct better than it's not time to get up yet sleep. You know what's better than one asleep? Two sleeps. Ladies, let me share some with you. If you got a best friend, right? You have best removing with her man. I need you to know that that is no longer your best friend. Stop telling her your secrets 'cause those are not that your secrets. Those are our secrets. Because women I live with their man telling man what? Every fucking anybody here on a double date tonight, look at the motherfuckers next year. They know all your shit. You're like, nah, I don't know about this. Yes, they do. 'cause you're a woman told it. And then y'all get mad, we don't like your friend. Why don't you like 'cause you talk about this bitch every day? Why do you like her? Stop telling stuff about your friend. We don't wanna hear it. We on a couch. We kill me watching the game. You come sitting next to us to jump on the phone all out. What? I'm a bitch. Oh my God. Come on, girl. Who the fuck am I gonna tell? We've been friends. How long? All right then. All right. Bye. That bitch got crabs. Stop telling shit like that. 'cause when you tell us stuff like that at least you like next time we see your friend, I'm gonna come over, we'd be staring at him, right? Follow him around the house. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. We got it. No, no, no, not a bathroom's out of order. You take your crappy patty ass outside. Catch naive Lin in plastic cup boys, laughing my mask off, only on Netflix..
Fresh update on "netflix" discussed on Filmspotting
"From the trailer for Jane campions, the power of the dog. It's currently playing in limited release. It also came to Netflix earlier this week next week, Josh, we will finally get back to campion. Yeah, we were on a roll there, like every week took a little break, but I can't wait to get back to it. Yeah, we did finish up or almost finished up. Our campion Uber view a few weeks ago with power of the dog, we will have the ultimate finish. We will have seen in order every feature film by the great director Jane campion. So in addition to reviewing the power of the dog on our next show, we will also have our overview awards and we'll give credit on next week's show, Josh where it's due, but I listened to a few different listeners who wrote in. We had some decent options for the title of these awards, but I think we landed in the right spot. We're calling it, we are the champions. Kind of have to. It's right there. You're okay with that pun, right? Because it's in a title. It's in the title. Approved. The Larson, the Larson rule book of puns. Coming out in paperback everywhere, this Christmas. Is power of the dog eligible for the awards. I say that it is. Just like with Christopher Nolan, even though tenant didn't make the short list for any of our categories. I don't think technically, you can't call it a full overview if you're not going to include every film. So yeah, I think the power of the dog is eligible. We'll wrap that up next week. Okay, fair warning though. It's going to make our choices a lot tougher. I can tell you that. I'm sure. I'm sure you've seen it, I haven't, but I believe it. I am excited. Also, next week, massacre, theater, the part of the show where we perform a scene from a movie and you get a chance at winning a film spotting T-shirt. In case you missed it, here's a bit of our last massacre. You.
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. What are the minimum requirements to be a human being? It's okay, don't think about it. It's not too tough. You just have to be born. Just have to be born. There's no interest exam. There's no waiver. Nothing. You're born and they give you a certificate also. Hey, thank you. Not easy. To give you a certificate. Why does it say certificate of participation? Because he mom did all the work. My dad always and for that, he don't give. He only enjoyed. It. What is the minimum requirement to be a bird? To fly to fly. That's why I want to talk about the ostrich. You think you have expectations? Imagine a whole species as an expectation. You know how stressful his family life is. Ostrich? Yes. I want to talk to you. Grandmother's not well. What happened to her? She doesn't have much time. She has one last request. Anything from she is to me, you know, I love. She wants you to fly. I'll probably had ostrich. A conflict, but. If he tried on. Why not? And why did I give you an education? So you can do what we can't. I can't do it. Then what do you do in your room all day? Your music music are going, what is this nonsense? For your information, my ice cream practicing for the fight came out of town. And the second fastest land animal. Yeah, I still second. Okay. You don't have to be with me. Just this is an enemy from home. Yeah, I don't know. You still come second, you bastard. It's ugly answer. Mother Nietzsche gave him nothing. At least the peacock has something it is bomb embroidery. Somebody's not. Something it is. All she just docks 'cause I see the opposite. I get tired. I'm like, I didn't take a nap. He got into jail because he has four toothpicks for him. That's what mother needs a kid. It's so sad. Watch kidney Sebastian the most interesting person in the room only on Netflix..
Fresh update on "netflix" discussed on Rollye James
"Accidents out there to report at this time The Senate passed a stopgap funding bill last night averting a government shutdown that would have happened end of day today The House passed it earlier now goes to President Biden's desk The bill will fund the federal government through February 18th Some Republican senators have threatened to hold up the possibility of a quick vote because of their opposition to President Biden's vaccine mandate on large companies A decision is expected today on whether to charge the parents of the teen accused of killing four classmates at a Michigan high school Police say Ethan crumble's father brought her bought that is the semi-automatic gun used in Tuesday shooting just days before The sophomore is charged as an adult with murder and terrorism Oakland county prosecutor Karen McDonald says the parents action went far beyond negligence You have a right to possess a gun but with it comes responsibility and making it accessible and not securing it and allowing it in the hands of somebody that shows signs that they may hurt somebody is not okay and those people should be held accountable Police say the attack has sparked a wave of copycat threats none of proven credible but more than 60 schools in the area have canceled classes until next week out of an abundance of caution The feds are investigating the sexual harassment claims against former New York governor Andrew Cuomo It was revealed yesterday that the Justice Department had opened a civil rights investigation shortly after Cuomo resigned in August The DoJ has also asked for more information about his pandemic response specifically he's handling of nursing home deaths In accidental Thanksgiving invite over 5 years ago is now going to turn into a Netflix film The streaming giant is developing a movie based off the story of Wanda dench in Jamal Hinton of Arizona Now you remember this the two met after dench accidentally sent a text to Hinton instead of her grandson inviting him to Thanksgiving dinner While they've celebrated Thanksgiving together every year since then Before.
Kevin Spacey Ordered to Pay $31 Million to ‘House of Cards’ Studio
"The former star of house of cards will have to shell out some money because of this firing for sexual misconduct Kevin spacey's behavior while working on house of cards has already cost him his job now he'll have to pay a literal price too details of an arbitration case have now been finalized and they said that spacey and his production company must pay the studio behind the hit Netflix show more than thirty million dollars that money will help cover the losses that were incurred by his firing for sexual misconduct the show's production company says they have to fire spacey stopped production of the show's sixth season re write it to get rid of spacey's character and then shorten the series to meet production deadlines I'm
Fresh update on "netflix" discussed on Pop Culture Happy Hour
"Well, that's a great pick. Thank you, batch. Walter, what is making you happy this week? What's really making me happy is this Netflix series called city of ghosts. It's an animated series. There's only 6 episodes. It's created by a woman named Elizabeth Edo. And it's essentially just four kids Zelda Thomas Eva and Peter and the go around Los Angeles, interviewing ghosts about why they're so hanging around. And through it, you learn about the filipina chef on the corner or the Japanese chef or the small business owner in koreatown. And it's so gentle and empathetic that it serves as a really nice palate cleanser from the news or even the movies that are dark like power of the dog. There's something to be said about 18 to 20 minutes per episode, 6 episodes, just really kind of resetting your mood. It's the kind of thing that I wish that I had when I was a kid. City of ghosts. You know, kind of hidden in the kids section on Netflix, I really couldn't recommend it more. Fantastic city of ghosts on Netflix. What's making me happy this week is 80s news screens. That is a Twitter account where the truth is in the advertising. And if you take my advice and you follow 80s new screens on Twitter, you'll be dooms growing and then boom. A still from an 80s, local newscast will appear in your feed with just the cheesiest graphics, the worst hair, the shoulder pads, the makeup, the raw sincerity in these chyrons along the bottom of the screen, they kind of burn your retinas because they kind of sizzle, and that's not just the color contrast, but like the fonts to say nothing of the fonts, guys, so many stiffly coifed, moose to the gods, news anchors are staring down the barrel of the camera while behind them as a graphic that's like dangerous chicken. Or turkey tips, or you get person on the street interviews, you know, that have these identifiers of people like Maureen Davis, stranded honeymooner, or Eric nelken bought pizza. Now I don't want to oversell this, but can I just say it helps? No local news is always going to local news. But just in terms of design, measurable improvement improvement you can see aesthetic improvement. Now you can have nostalgia at the same time for these really try hard crudeness of these 80s graphics. But oh my God, how far we've come. It matters. It helps. It's necessary. It's 80s news screens on Twitter. Check it out. And that is what is making me happy this week if you want links for what we recommended plus some more recommendations. Subscribe to our newsletter at NPR dot org slash pop, culture newsletter that brings us to the end of our show, you can find all of us on Twitter. You can find me at GH Wilton, you can follow neta at hula beast. You can follow the dot tree at the dot tree, and you can follow Walter at mon Giotto. You can follow editor Jessica radio Jessica underscore reading, producers Candace Lim at V Candice limb and ramel wood at Blu-ray sphere. And you can follow producer my cats of as always at Mike Katz. That's KA, Z IF, Mike's band, hello, come in, provides the music that you may or may not be bobbing your head to right now, your life, your rules. Thanks to all of you for being here. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you guys so much. I really enjoyed all of your insights. You made me see the movie differently. Thanks. And thanks to you for listening to pop.
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"It takes time to get comfortable in your skin. That's what it is. You know, I'm 50. I'm so comfortable in my skin right now. Here's how long. A little while. Okay, I'm a petty individual. Shit that shouldn't bother me, destroys my soul. You understand me? You know what I mean? Like, you ever be so petty that you only want to say it out loud? 'cause you know it's benched. Right? You're like, this is petty. I'm not gonna say that. I say it. I don't give a fuck. I got somebody has to know. Let me tell you, my cousin came to stay with me. I was living. I live in LA. My cousin came to stay where he was moved from North Carolina to LA. They caught a furniture was on the truck behind about three days. They said we need three days. I said I got you. A day and a half in. I went taking a moment. I need you to get your shit and go. We understand. It ain't for a reason you put people out. They didn't like they was running up bills and they went chipping in on food. That ain't a problem. This was a problem. The problem was, the nigga was using too much ice. That was the problem. It was too much. I'm ice man. I bought a brand new standard art refrigerator to make sure I get a fresh glass ice every time I go to get some to drink. But I notice. That ever since him and his girl have been walking around this house, the ice in here being real scares. That's all I'm saying. You ever go to your refrigerator, expecting you to get that hand, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Two cues on ice. Chris walk out with two fresh tumblers full of ice. And I'm like, nigga, you gotta go. I told my wife, I said, Julie, christening gotta go. She said, what is wrong with you? I said to you using too much ice. She said, are you crazy? She's gonna put your family out because of the ISIS ain't just the ice usage. He disrespected my ice functions as well. I'm a cute nice man. He obviously is a crushed ice guy. But it seemed like to me after you get your crushed ice, you put the function back on cue dice as not fuck off the only two cubes you obviously think I deserve. You ever seen with two kids of crushed ice look like? The shitty evaporate for you feel your glass side. Get some shit. You gotta go. No, no, they leave my eyes here, but I need you to go. Okay. That's why I am, and I'm fine with it. So don't bother other people don't bother me. My grandmother died. Everybody was upset that I wouldn't have said that grandma was dead. And it was like, she was your favorite. How could you not? What did God say? I said grandma was 92. It's over. Let me tell you something. When my grandmother died, just how I knew it was okay to let grandma go. Last time I saw grandma live, she was pissed off she was still alive. And the nicest one I think, grandma, what you doing? Nothing. Just sitting here, David? I said, why don't you turn on the TV? I've seen all the shows. I don't want to see the whole show. I gotta get the fuck outta here. I said, you know what, number two, I don't want nothing to eat. I don't want to see no shows. I gotta go. I said, yeah, damn. She has had enough. So when she died, I knew my grandfather had been dead 20 years. He was waiting on he'd been waiting to hear for years if it's where you at. I've been laying here for 20 years. Are you? They finally got the chance to be together. You know what I'm saying? I'm not people Nick. Oh, God, uncle Joe. Uncle Joe died, 106. Whoo. That's what you say at the funeral of somebody that's a 106. You whoo, damn, wow. My dramatic ass aunt, he went too soon. How's that with a fuck saying that? Too soon this thing should have been there 30 years ago. I should have never met uncle Joe. You ever say who should have just missed each other? That's all I'm saying. He went too soon. They said, they say that a natural causes. I say he killed herself. Did you figure out a decision? The lower forgot me, huh? Guess how about to do it myself? Oh, good Joe. He jumped to his death, too. 106 ain't gotta jump on the window. Let's make a jumper off the bed. That was it. You said it to a cloud of dust in the literal. How backing them up? Which is. I love how y'all laughing at old people died and slowed in the dust. But I'm frozen with the problem. I need my credit. That's what I'm at that age of my life. I leave my credit. I didn't even credit for everything. You know how people would be like, you ever hear somebody say, I did it because it's the right thing to do. You ever hear that? I don't give a fuck about the right thing to do. I do so 'cause I need you to know I did it. You know what I'm saying? Like if I feed a house full of homeless children on Thanksgiving, when they say the grace, I'm gonna be standing at the table. Looking at them going little niggas, it was me, you know what I'm saying? I need you to know. You know what I'm saying? That's what everything, not just at work. In my personal life, church, when I tied, I don't use no envelope. I don't want no envelope. I need everybody in my room to see what I'm giving. You know what I'm saying? Me and my wife, we had church the other year, right? I'm sitting down to play. Now your business. Now you're busy. Jesus know my heart. You know what I'm saying? I was at church. That's the point. The play came. My wife was like, David, you want to envelope? I said, I don't want to know envelope Julie, I want them to see this hundred. I'm about to put on their ass. I put the hundred in the plate to plate move when the plate moved a hundred blew out. You know, the next to me picked up the hundred, put the hundred back into play. At that moment, I see the pastor, see her, put the hundred in the plate. Look at her gave her a knot like thank you very much. I went, oh, hey, oh no, this can't happen. I need my credit. Are you out of your mind? Soon as the surface is over. I feel like it's back when I was like, where are you going? I said I'm going to talk to the man, Julie. She said, David, don't embarrass a woman let it happen. You understand? I went into the back, I said, excuse me, your honor, can I talk to you? I notice that you know this. Since the bad way, put a hundred in the plate. And he said, well, that was a very generous offer. I say yeah, but I don't want to be petty. But I'm the one that gave the hundred. You understand? And he said, we want me to do David. I'm just saying. You talk to God. Let him know I'm the one that gave the hundred. Because I'm about to do some foul shit tonight. I made a $100 worth of forgiveness. It's all the same. Watch David a Arnold fat ballerina. Only on Netflix..
Fresh update on "netflix" discussed on The Larry Elder Show
"The program. Alex berenson. Hard work. Alex, how are you? I'm fine. How are you? Alex, in researching you I've seen that your Twitter account has been suspended. I'm assuming because of the things that you've written about the coronavirus. That is correct. It's mainly actually not so much about the virus as about questions about the vaccine. I've been harshly critical of lockdowns in school closures and mass requirements and there's a lot of that in pandemia how we got to the point we got last year how we couldn't, you know, how we've sort of been unable to get out of it ever since, but really only when I started to raise questions about the vaccines. And again, I would say this is a no way conspiratorial questions no one is suggesting that the vaccines were designed to kill people or anything like that. Just merely sort of questions about the conduct of the clinical trials and some of the data we've seen since the vaccines went into wide use. That's really what got me suspended from Twitter. Are you suspended also on Facebook? I am not, and I'm not suspended on Instagram either interestingly. And frankly, as I write in pandemia, I thought Twitter was actually more pro free speech than the other major social media sites, but it turns out at least in my case, that was not the case. And I'm worried that, you know, now that Jack Dorsey, the founder of Twitter and the CEO, has announced he's leaving the Twitter's going to become even more, you know, anti free speech. And I think it's a major problem for us. Well, I think it's true. I think that it's going to get worse. I'm not banned on Twitter, but I ran for governor as I'm sure you know, and I'm more popular than ever. And since I ended my race, I've lost almost 20,000 followers on Twitter, although I'm gaining every day on Instagram, gaining every day on Facebook, and the new CEO of Twitter put out a statement saying this is not about free speech. It's about me advancing the best, the best interest of the country, of course, as perceived by the new CEO. And I only mention it because I went on Twitter to look at your book and to find out what people were saying about it in the discussion also appears to be suppressed. By the way, in case just for full disclosure, the book is published by regnery, regnery is owned by Salem communication of the company that I work for. I got a couple of questions though. You went to Yale in 1994, he graduated from 1994. What's matter, Alex, you could get into brown. Okay. You have degrees in history and economics. You must have had a difficult time at The New York Times. No, I actually didn't have a difference. Really? And I really, really enjoyed working. I was mainly a business reporter. I did some foreign reporting. I did go to Iraq a couple of times. But as a business reporter, I was mainly doing corporate investigative stuff, mainly focus on the drug industry, also some financial fraud. And so, you know, if you looked at my pedigree, you'd really say I'm sort of anti corporate, you know, a classic lefty, although I just viewed my job as an investigating corporate America, not necessarily a left or right position. You know, almost on behalf of anyone from employees to shareholders. So because the business section at the time is a little bit off to the side, I was able to do my own thing and really was not I didn't run into any political problems. I would say the paper, the paper has changed a lot since I left, which is now 11 years ago. That's interesting. I'm talking to Alex berenson, by the way, his website is Alex berenson br E and S O N dot com. I don't get too far off the track because I want to get into the hysteria that you write about. But when I ran for a governor, I noticed you have a double degree history and economics. I was asked over and over again about things I'd written in the past about my assertion that the correct minimum wage to be zero. I mean, it's just economics one O one stuff. And of course, it has nothing to do with the race in California as if I became governor, somehow I'm going to impose a zero minimum wage, had nothing to do with anything. They just wanted to find issues that they could malign me as a right wing extremist. So Alex, you'll appreciate this. I'm having an interview with the reporter. And she's asking me about my assertion for zero minimum wage, and she's not happy about it. And I said, who's your favorite economist? Blank stare. She said, well, my professor who taught economics, I said, what does he have to her name? Blank stare. I can't remember. I said, you don't can't name a single economist. I said, you know who Adam Smith is? She said no. Do you know Paul krugman is? She said no. Your Milton Freeman is, she said no. I said, Adam, Paul krugman is probably the most famous economist in the world because he writes in The New York Times, even he once wrote negatively about the minimum wage before he did a one 80. I mean, Alex, these are people who are writing about business. Alex don't go away. Triple H 9 7 one S 8 GE. Alex, by the way, is on Skype. You can watch him on YouTube dot com slash the Larry elder show radio do.
Red Notice: Netflix Has Made Another Chore of a Blockbuster
"There. Sunny bunch welcome, all thanks Sonny available at sunny bunch on Twitter. He also is the host of across the movie aisle, great podcast on movies. The bulwark goes to the movies and many other fine things. So sunny, you are not sending us to a band at palooza. I hope tomorrow. I hope you have something for us to see in the theaters. Well, we could talk about drumline. I feel like that is a band the band of palooza sort of movie, right? Well, South American park. Of drumming groups. So what's coming out? All right, so we are in that weird stretch where we have a marvel movie out that weekend before, which means that nobody wants to release a movie this weekend. Because nobody wants to compete in either of the first two weekends with the marvel movie. So in theaters, your options are a little bit light right now. But Netflix has not scared of marvel. Netflix is not scared of marvel. They are releasing one of their big blockbuster movies of the year this weekend. It's called red notice. They probably noticed any ads for it because they don't show ab but it is a big $200 million heist by way of Indiana Jones style movie. Starring Dwayne, The Rock Johnson, Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot as a trio of well, technically, Dwayne Johnson is like an FBI agent who's trying to clear his name. Ryan Reynolds is an art thief and Gal Gadot is another art thief she competing our thief. They are trying to steal or recover three eggs, the eggs of Cleopatra, which are these ancient artifacts, not real, not a real artifact that ancient artifacts from Egypt that were given to Cleopatra on her wedding day and their price list are very they're very valuable and they are trying to they're trying to recover these. Dwayne Johnson, so we can clear his name to our thieves right rental, so they can sell them to a Egyptian businessman who wants to give them to his own daughter as a wedding
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"You know, after so long and a sexual wilderness, you don't need to unwind and relax that body of yours. So the sex can feel as carefree and essential as possible. Hashtag self care is fixing. No joke. When venture in back into the sexual arena, one of the most important areas are your important areas. Tagine and grooming are a huge part of a person's sex appeal. Personally, I don't subscribe to gendered beauty standards. I just let it grow with the flow, you know? Big time sasquatch energy. I went for the bald eagle. Oh. Oh my lord. Don't give me like a bald vagina. But I don't want 70s bush. You know what I mean? Look like you handle your stuff. I love when women let it grow. I think you're meant to have pubic hair. Full disclosure, I'm utterly hairless. I just wish there was more of an open conversation about what guys should do with her pubic hair. 'cause there's nothing. I'm flying blind right now. Well, the first time that I put veat on my vagina, I let it get to the crevices. And I had a burnt clitoris for like, I don't know. Two weeks. That kind of sucked. I couldn't use peppermint soap anymore. What is this? You have to be clean. I mean, you have to be clean. It's a big spectrum of hygiene that we need to cover because it's not even just bodily hygiene. You know when you go into a man's bed and you can tell he don't wash his bedsheets. Your bedsheets smell frosty. Like, is that a word from pee? It smells like it smells like the word. Clean ears, very important. Yuck. Like, if you can't clean your ears, you dick must be dirty. I don't know why men more often don't just flop out their dicks and wash them in a sink. It should be more socially acceptable to take your dick out in a public restroom sink and give it a wash. If I saw a man washing his deck in public, I would applaud him. I wouldn't be alarmed. I wouldn't be offended. I would say thank you. I will say sometimes I've been with guys where they wash the penis too aggressively. And then when you are doing the oral sex, you're like, did you shove an entire bar of Irish spring up your pistol? I absolutely know what this is. Well, worryingly, it really looks used. I'm gay. Don't you flush your butthole out with us? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gay. You can't stump me with a butthole mechanism. I think the word is douche. Okay, I like butthole mechanism. Official names anal douche, but I like butthole mechanism. Fill it with water up the butt, squeeze the squeezy, pushy out the water, sexy sexy. This has an unbox. Watch sex unzip only on Netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"The vagina fart. Has been around a long time, girls. No problem. It's funny. The vagina fire girls, I gotta say, still get you every time. Everybody, every fella here enjoys them so much. Just keep them coming, girls. It just provides entertainment in the bedroom. Guys do not say nothing about it. Guys, we'll fucking ignore it every time. Just because, you know, if you comment on it, it's fucking over. You're getting up and leaving and that's it. So you're like, okay, we never fuck that one, so let's keep let's keep going forward. I had been face to face with the vagina fart. I've been tagged pretty hard by my wife, right there. I don't say shit. You know, I might go like I should have one of those. Right now. But I always get right back in there and finish off when I started. You know, it's my wife hits me with like four or 5 of them in a row. I might say, all right, I think you gotta do some fucking jumping jacks or something. You know, get it. You do fucking pop that. You got something's wrong. Something's going on with you. But when you come back, I'll fucking finish you good. I promise you. If it was reversed, let me just say the girls would not be as sweet as if there was a deck part. If there was such a thing, there's no gift card. But if there was a big part, it would anyone be nothing. That's such a little hole. The sound would be nothing. Your vaginas literally are like acoustically fucking made to blast out a boomer. And we're just like, all right, let's play it off that didn't happen with the dick fart. You'd be like, at the most, it would sound like. And you'd be like, wow, what the fuck is that? I'm nervous. I don't know. You don't think that's cute? It sounds like a little Disney character. We'd have to play it off like it didn't happen like, no, no, I think the tea's ready. My wife one time hit me in the face with a combo platter. She would be with the vagina to the mouth up high. At the very same time, hit me in the neck with the other she came up high and down low at the very same time, like I don't know it happened one time at 20 years just fucking bam in the face. One in the neck, fucking hit me hard, it was like the perfect storm. We don't know what she was eating that day, but whatever the pocket was, she got me good. I gotta say literally felt like somebody opened the door on a fucking airplane. Debris in the air in front of you. Other passengers were floating through my fucking room. Oxygen mask dropped down and I fucking took it like I did with someone else saw it. I was like, I was fucking incredible. And then I hear the ghosts go. I saw that shit. Oh, my God. Fucking blew the ruler out of my hand. Watch Adam Sandler, 100% fresh, only on Netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Fuck you. She was a Sagittarius. And I was in my room, you know, probably just learning about my body. Learn the same thing every time bro. How many look? I should put on my resume, bad scientists, okay? But I come running downstairs, man, and I run. And I'm thinking man, this might be the last time I ever touched this freaking floor. 'cause when I said my mother up with big chair, Charlie, we're gonna have so many fucking chairs. I might never see the floor again. I'm gonna wake up out of my bed and step on to my new night stand and onto my love seat and I'll to my lazy boy and onto my sofa and onto my divan and Ottoman Ottoman Ottoman and I'll be outside. Fucking floors are full of poor. And I get close to the front door, and I look over and see my mother, and she's like, who in the hell is it? I was like, go put on your nice robe. With a pocket image. And that problem was tied. It wasn't tight tight, but it had like one tight left in the chamber, you know? It wasn't go to dinner, but it was like, go to the casino buffet tie. And then I opened that door and first I see that chair. And it looked like about 6 other discontinued chairs, kind of pieced together. Real piece of shit, man. A real piece of shit. Then I'm looking for a big chair Charlie. And he's not even there. There are two adult lesbians standing there. One of them same exact haircut is me. That's when I said gang recognize gang, ladies. I finally met my people. And these beautiful ailes coming the house. And they bring a chair in widow. And they set the chair down on their living room and they set my mother down in the chair. And on the side of the chair, they had like a lever. And the more you pull on the lever, the more comfort comes out of the chair. Until you were unemployed. They sent my mother down. She pulled once. She pulled twice and the third time the whole back of that chair falls right the fuck off, okay? My mother goes whistling right past unemployment down towards disability. But right as her head hit the ground I swear to God, that perm just bounced my mother right back up. Just yeah. Just like the devil was throwing fastballs, but the lord had out his catcher's mit, you feel me. Watch Theo von. Regular people only on Netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"They always tell you date men that love their mothers. No. No. Date men who don't have mothers anymore. Now here's the thing about being divorced. So I feel a little alienated still from my married friends. My friends will now call me to tell me what I'm not invited to. I used to go to a couple's dinner every weekend. I'm still friends with all of the people. I'm just not in a couple anymore. But my friend decided, I can't come. And she said, I'm just calling to say, maybe you and I together start a new tradition. But I think the couple's dinner thing might be weird if you come alone because I don't know. We don't want you to be sad. I go, I won't be sad. You'd be uncomfortable. That's what it is. Because I think inviting a divorced woman to like a married person's dinner, it's kind of like inviting a political radical to show up. You know what I mean? Like, I might just bust down the door or some pamphlets and start telling the truth about some things, man, you know? It turns out it is just a piece of paper, you know? Guys gained all this weight, right? Since you've been married, and you think, oh, thank God we're not in that single scene. It's so judgmental out there. Not true. You can have salad on your face. Everyone's fucking each other out here. It's a good time. You can get right back into it. I did gain some weight after I got married again. 40 pounds in a year. Yeah, it was a lot. I'd lost it since then, but the married people thought that that was normal. And they would say things to me, that's your body, it does that after marriage. It adds a protective layer. What? Skin that my husband doesn't want to have sex with me? No, Jen, you're not understanding. You're nesting. You're nesting. I go, oh, I thought I was eating a block of cheese with my bare hands like a sandwich in front of the TV. No, nothing. It's hard when you gain weight because I don't know if you're someone that you weigh yourself once a day, a pound here pound there. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the kind where you can tell you've gained a lot and you're like, I know what I'll do. I will not get on the scale. I will lose the weight I think I've gained then get on the scale to the way that I want and then it's fine. But you keep doing that. And then suddenly you're wearing bath towels and you're like, what, I've always worn these, you know? It's hard to admit to yourself, and as a woman who gained the weight, pants didn't fit anymore, but not where you would think like right here. Suddenly my pants didn't fit here. And I was like, did my balls drop? No one tells women that that happens. So I start making promises to myself. I belong to a gym, but that wasn't good enough. The reason wasn't working is because I wasn't going. But in my head, I had to come up with something new. So I was like, I'm gonna start jogging at 6 every morning. Be done by 7, have the whole day ahead of me. Why do you think of this before? So go to bed at like 9 or ten, get it nice, 8, 9 hours sleep, set the alarm. Here we go. 6 a.m.. And then it rings at 6 a.m. and you feel like a totally different person and you're like, what the. I'm not getting knocked out. There's murderers out there. It's dark out. Not even farmers are awake right now. They can't see the props who the fuck gets up at. 6 a.m.. Rape us all kinds of crap people, still think it's the same night. Like I'm not going out there. What am I a nurse? I don't need to get up this early. And why am I getting up early to lose weight for what? For society? Oh, for men? I don't think so. I'm a son's healthy. And I just think it's just me and my bag yelling. It is tough though. When you see when you get on that scale and you see that 40 pounds, you're like, oh shit. I mean they're gonna have to gain 40 more and really like own it, you know? Get my own daytime talk show as a judge. Or you gotta lose it like that night and do stuff like jog at 6 a.m.. I don't have any dieting tips for you. I just eventually lost the weight. I think by standing up watching reruns and smoking the occasional cigarette, that's I don't do it. But it did work. I didn't think divorce helps too. Your weight doesn't want anything to do with you either. It's just like, oh, God, get away from her. I just. It just runs away. Watch Jen kirkman. I'm gonna die alone. And I feel fine. Only on Netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"That's who we are. Listen, this country is better than what it is right now. Listen. You can't have people call the fucking police on other people, just because there's some place that you don't like where they are. This country, listen, we need to start to go back to mind in our own fucking business and just letting people do this shit. You gotta fucking wipe it with a call, the police on black people and Starbucks. They're all fucking scared. They're in here, please help. I can't talk. I can't talk. I'm gonna use coffee coats, okay? There's four expresso. Two or child that's just walking. I pretty much allowed us. Oh my God, hurry? Soy sauce, soy sauce. Fuck that shit. Listen. That's bullshit. Everything that's happened in this country that has been domestic terrorism has not been done by any African American people or Latino people. Mass shooters, not us. We don't like to walk into a room where we don't know nobody. So you're walking? Okay, well, I know I'm cool. I'm all right. I thought my day I was in there. I'll be back. Not us. Shooting up a school? Never. And we fucking hate school. You think. You think we'd be the first kids to shoot a fucking school up? We're having a test. No we're not. Have we shot up a school or whatever shoot kids? We sure I get the fucking attendance records. They're right there. You go back after school that I do remember what your great point average was? Mine. Oh. It was high, and I come off. It was up there. I think I think it was. But 21 point 1.5 four or 5 .5. But man my GPA. GPA. GPI 8? Watch George Lopez, we'll do it for half. Only on Netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Sheets on his busier here. This good right here when you say you were like i remember i was i would just walk out fucking i didn't make it up and give a fuck is going on now that i'm older i make my taught to it before lee. I'm coming back. i'll be back later on. She coming she she lived here she coming back to coming back to. Don't worry about. I got you i got you know was cute. When i was young it was really cute when i was long at mana. The wet spot shoes. Cute when i was torn my twenty. Look at it they wait. We wait wait. That's what i did said is web. he's win. She is not a fifty three six months ago. Six months ago. I was like do the fuck is now. You know i can sleep over here. You know i. It is now already got a cold. And i caught covert to give me pneumonia. Don't do this don't do that. Get the shit outta here. Gone wrong babe. I don't understand why we live in like this. You know i can sleep in this. Like i'm looking at some young news right now and he laugh. And what you girl but genius whispering here because the testosterone is she's laughing you like you and you're laughing at jokes. The lab later on when i dropped his dig on your like you drop it down older people like do we get home. We're going to sleep and show and ain't nothing gonna happen as you get older. Should they gotta have. You could get in your house and your wife look at you go. Hey you wanna do something tonight me and we'll be like this is gotta get up tomorrow at some more time. My wife like this. I mean shoot. I you did it last week do tag. I can't even live my name right so don't worry about it. Baby you did alright is twice in a month. And i'll make both tired. Oh let's go there now. Cats joey wells in plastic cup. Boys laughing my mask off only on netflix six..
FreeBritney: What to know about Spears conservatorship case
"You're over the britney spears stuff but today's big day because it could be the end of the conservative ship A hearing today everybody's going to be present. Jamie jamie lint. No jamie listen jamie. And what's the mom's name lynn. They're both going to be there attorneys her her sisters named jamie lee man named after both of anybody else. Watch netflix documentary yesterday. I i did a mouse about halfway and had to stop. And i was trying not to but i did. Hey i'm going to do it this weekend. It was really good we to fight for britain afterward. I was hooked all the way hashtag free brittany so that could be over today. We'll
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Worst when you're cold you can't find your car if you're with a group of girls you have to resign yourself with the fact that you're probably not going to find your car. There's something even if you're a brilliant woman. There's the genetic makeup of women that disabled us remembering where the car is parked. It's very rare that a woman parks the car and is like okay. I'm in spot for let me remember that. Let me be responsible for my choices of his life. Something disengages takes over. And we're just like this. And then we wake up in a sephora always bring at least one guy. There's something in a male makeup that men can always find the car the throwdown breadcrumbs hansel and gretel style. Maybe it's pride maybe. They got a tracking device in their junk. I don't know even find your car. He will find you at car guys. I'll tell you a secret as we don't wanna look for the car. It's boring if i do a scan. And i don't see someone stolen. That's always the go-to sometimes. We'll act like we're stressed even if we're not that's our goto women have been told that their feeble minded for so many years once in a while. We'll play into it to our advantage. I don't know where the car is. Our our our working ten hours a week. There's the car. Thank you officer. pound jack. watch allies schlesinger freezing hot only on netflix..
Netflix Wins Big at the Emmys
"The emmys were last night and netflix. Dominated the show we look at what series one and wide net flicks is the king of tv right now. I'm oscar gonzales filling in for roger. Chang and this is your daily charge. Joining us is seen at senior reporter. Joe salzman welcome joan. Thank you all right. Well let's break down the show last night be who are the big winners in and one who who won. Let's put it that way. Well we're talking networks slash service. Netflix As you noted was the true winner of last night it one more emmys than any other network at one more enemies than the next two companies combined and it was the first time in years that hit that it outright beat. Hbo and the number of wins at tied. Hbo once in two thousand eighteen but really hbo has been the king of any statues perennially for for years. It was also the most emmy wins that any net tied cbs way back in the pre Streaming pre cable dominance era. Cbs one forty four emmys in one ear. And that's the most up until the only network. That's one that many up. Until this point. So in terms of the companies i wanna flex was was clearly out ahead and then partly. That was because of some of netflix is shows the crown one At tied with the queen's gambit for the most emmys first single program they both want eleven and then among others you know there are a lot of standouts from scrappy your upstarts from apple d. Plus for example ted lasso. They're sort of sports workplace. Fish out of water comedy series won seven awards total Including big awards for comedy series and three acting awards last night so it was a big night for streaming services and a big night for some Buzzy rituals that may be people hadn't heard of before
Netflix Rules the Emmys, Topping HBO as Winner of Most Awards
"All right. Well let's break down the show last night be who are the big winners in and one who who won. Let's put it that way. Well we're talking networks slash service. Netflix As you noted was the true winner of last night it one more emmys than any other network at one more enemies than the next two companies combined and it was the first time in years that hit that it outright beat. Hbo and the number of wins at tied. Hbo once in two thousand eighteen but really hbo has been the king of any statues perennially for for years. It was also the most emmy wins that any net tied cbs way back in the pre Streaming pre cable dominance era. Cbs one forty four emmys in one ear. And that's the most up until the only network. That's one that many up. Until this point. So in terms of the companies i wanna flex was was clearly out ahead and then partly. That was because of some of netflix is shows the crown one At tied with the queen's gambit for the most emmys first single program they both want eleven and then among others you know there are a lot of standouts from scrappy your upstarts from apple d. Plus for example ted lasso. They're sort of sports workplace. Fish out of water comedy series won seven awards total Including big awards for comedy series and three acting awards last night so it was a big night for streaming services and a big night for some Buzzy rituals that may be people hadn't heard of before
Emmys: ‘Crown,’ ‘Lasso,’ ‘Queen’s Gambit,' Streaming Triumph
"This year's Emmy awards are in the books and for one show and one streaming service the ceremony was a crowning success it was the favorite to win for best drama and other awards but you wouldn't know that by the reaction of a livia Colman when she won Best Actress for her performance in the crown I did put money on that not happening after being the odds on favorite to capture the drama watch the Netflix series came through and then some sweeping the entire field of drama acting awards not only did Netflix score with the crown it also captured a series win for the queen's gambit between those two shows in the top comedy Ted lasso which is on apple TV streaming services show they've grabbed a position of prominence in the TV industry I'm Oscar wells Gabriel
Streaming Platforms Dominated the 2021 Emmys
"As expected streaming platforms dominated. Last night's emmy awards. Netflix was the network with the most wins. In fact netflix says the crown was the nights. Biggest winner overall. It won seven awards including best drama series as well as best lead actor and actress in a drama on the comedy side apple. Tv's ted lonzo won for best series and it brought in three other awards as well. Like best lead actor in a comedy. That was a first emmy for jason. Today's best lead actress in a comedy though. Went to jean smart for hbo's hacks rupaul. Also made history by winning the most emmys ever by a person of color when ru paul's drag race won best competition series for a fourth straight year and cedric. The entertainer hosted the ceremony making him only the second solo black host in the event's history.
The 2021 Emmys Are Here
"Tonight for the annual primetime Emmys. Cedric the Entertainer host, the 2021 Primetime Emmy Awards with Netflix, The Crown and Disney Plus is Star Wars series. The Mandalorian leading the pack with 24 nominations. Each one division received 23 nominations, while the Handmaid's Tale and Saturday night Live, tied for third with 21 mentions back home with
Some of Broadway's Biggest Shows Reopen Tonight Like Hamilton
"Some of Broadway's biggest shows reopen tonight like Hamilton The Lion King wicked and Chicago Alexander Hamilton Hamilton creator and star tweeted out with my dog this morning a kind neighbor walked by and whispered happy opening night Lisbon well Maranda went on and we say it's real so grateful happy opening night Broadway abruptly shut down in March because of the pandemic Chicago is also re opening covered vaccinations are required for all theatregoers performers and anyone working there masks are also required but there's no social distancing many more shows open later like Diana which first streams on Netflix before its Broadway debut in November Julie Walker New York
Author Rebekah Lyons on Depression and Consumer Addiction
"Rebecca have to ask you. You know you say that in the devotional you deal with your own battles openly with anxiety and depression And i talked about that. That i talk about those things openly too because i never really dealt with anxiety but with depression series depression because you want people to know lots of people deal with this stuff and it's really hard but one thing you have on your list that you deal with a battle to deal with consumer impulses kind of like worrying about what other people think. I think a lot of people who they look like. Oh that's really wonderful christian person and they must have everything going on fine but if they're dealing with what what other people think too much You don't really notice it if they're dealing with consumer impulses people go on. That's just that's normal. We all shop. Or why did you list that here. And how do you. What do you mean by that. Because i do think. That's like one of those things where we can be released secretly and unconsciously. It's not like we're overtly sinning but in our hearts were giving something over that belongs to god in the end. These are all coping mechanisms. I believe that mask pain and so we're just looking for something that will give us that quick fix where we're a little less sad or a little less depressed or a little less anxious and so i come at this topic with a lot of compassion because so many people are in these categories. I mean we all have had life kinda thrown at us that looks different than because as a result of fall. That's just that's just the truth. And so the acceptance of that still comes back to going. Am i trying to numb out. Am i trying to escape through whatever that coping mechanism looks like you could call it. Consumer impulses are just like shopping online. It could be a netflix binge. It could be just too much wine. It could be anything and it's more going. What are we. What are we reaching to to numb out or to escape versus coming to god and going god. Here is the the lament of my heart. Here's the longing or the loss that i feel. I think sometimes we. We don't give god that brutal honesty because we fear that it's not a righteous or holy way to engage
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"When i get really intimidated by someone's confidence. I have this little thing i'll do is like when they're talking to me. I'll just interrupt them and be like have you been crying. Really works no matter where their had is at. It really brings them right back down to earth. I feel like when girls are super confident. Like walking around with confidence most of the time. It's because they think they're hot. You know like i'm hot. This is my world. And i don't relate to that because that's just never been my full identity like when i was a kid for example girls that i'm talking about. They were princesses for halloween every year. They were like a princess pocahontas marine. You know like. I realized the other day that one year as a child for halloween i was an old man. I had like some stringy ray. Here my dad's old shoes. Everyone's like you're weird. I was a tarantula on your okay. Just painting the scene okay and then me and these girls we just go off in different directions. Our whole lives like out into orbit. And then when your lives intersect later it's it can be very strange because super hot girls don't understand regular girls lives so they'll give you very shitty dating advice for example like they'll be like okay. He's playing you hot and cold okay. Okay chelsea they knew it you can do. Just ignore him. Just ignore him for a little bit. Trust me okay. Just thinking are hem chelsea. Throw a little bit like all right well. I haven't heard from him in five months. Thanks for the hot ugly. I hate when female. Comedians really ugly garbage. I'm just saying that like when. I get super dolled up like the best i can hope for. Is someone like maybe. She's a philanthropist. Watch chelsea peretti one of the greats only on netflix..
Have You Been Crying?
"When i get really intimidated by someone's confidence. I have this little thing i'll do is like when they're talking to me. I'll just interrupt them and be like have you been crying. Really works no matter where their had is at. It really brings them right back down to earth. I feel like when girls are super confident. Like walking around with confidence most of the time. It's because they think they're hot. You know like i'm hot. This is my world. And i don't relate to that because that's just never been my full identity like when i was a kid for example girls that i'm talking about. They were princesses for halloween every year. They were like a princess pocahontas marine. You know like. I realized the other day that one year as a child for halloween i was an old man. I had like some stringy ray. Here my dad's old shoes. Everyone's like you're weird. I was a tarantula on your okay. Just painting the scene okay and then me and these girls we just go off in different directions. Our whole lives like out into orbit. And then when your lives intersect later it's it can be very strange because super hot girls don't understand regular girls lives so they'll give you very shitty dating advice for example like they'll be like okay. He's playing you hot and cold okay. Okay chelsea they knew it you can do. Just ignore him. Just ignore him for a little bit. Trust me okay. Just thinking are hem chelsea. Throw a little bit like all right well. I haven't heard from him in five months. Thanks for the hot ugly. I hate when female. Comedians really ugly garbage. I'm just saying that like when. I get super dolled up like the best i can hope for. Is someone like maybe. She's a
My Son and I Are Failing Math
"Thirteen and it just keeps getting harder and harder so hard. My son is in seventh grade. I want all you new parents to know this right now when you were in the seventh grade and you weren't smart you're definitely not going to be smart when your kid gets to the grain. Is harder my son. And i are failing math now gonna see minus that see in in private school. That's not good. That's failing so. Of course she brings me in for a parent teacher meeting five at school. That's what they do. These sits you down because they're concerned. Mr cooley mister. Clean pleads down on i don't want to nip this in the bud to twenty. You know mr coy that your son has this theme arniston math. I'll that's not good. What are we gonna do is solve that mr koi. Will you need to help me help him. I can do whatever. I can over here at school. But when he gets home you need to crack. Open that book and start working on the question. Bring that great back couplets to the team. That's two quite. And i was like you know. I'm a comedian and i hired you to teach my son. Oh
Is Social Media Placing More Pressure on the Younger Generations?
"Everyone who has a kid that age or even if you are that age like maybe you are john e or you are a millennial you can relate to what they are going through. It's just the same. It's incredible social. Scrutiny that just didn't exist. When i was a kid that didn't exist when many of us were kids unless you grew up in the social media ehrlich and when i say grew up meeting social media existed when you're in middle school you're saying then you don't even understand the level of pressure and the incredible increase of stress anxiety and self imposed pressure that social media places on these generations. He's younger generations. jen's e the. I guess they called the alpha generation and then the millennials like they are struggle with things that we just didn't even have to. We'd have to worry about what millions of strangers are tens of thousands or even a hundred or even forty strangers might think of kids. Today they think about everything their image i mean. Were you thinking about your image. You thinking about what strangers thought of you that you didn't know and other states i mean i wasn't. I mean sure. I was worried about what the kids at my school thought of me and kids today. They have all of that. Plus having to worry about like what the world thinks of them. And i know what you're thinking. Well but they don't have to post what they feel like they have to. It's crazy the amount of pressure and stress. That kids feel because of frigging social media. And you know it's not going away and it creates us again. Social comparison and social scrutiny. Where kids when. I'm saying kids. I hope you guys know them talking. Like millennials gen z. And really anyone who was born before two thousand and ten just to make things simple. I'm going to refer to those age. Groups says kids. Even though i know you might be listening right now. Your millennial your you know jen's and you're like wait a second. I'm an adult. I know but i'm just going to refer to like this whole big group as kids so this group kids which you may be a member of. It's a lot. It's so much more stress. Then what i think. People my generation had to deal
I’m What They Call Subjectively Hot
"That. i think i'm ugly. I think i'm pretty cute but in accessible way like when you see a shower curtain at target and you're like i could afford that. That is coming home with me. I got a gift card. Hey i'm what they call subjectively hot not everybody's cup of tea but some slurp from this hosts note saying we are fine with the right lighting and bible verse on e. harmony. Please who are good. We are fine. But i've never been like a hot chick and i have a lot of resentment towards women who have always been hot their whole lives. They get too much handed to them. Like i watch horror movies. Because they're the only place. Hot chicks treated poorly run for your life. Jenny should invited assault of the pool party. Name's not jason. It's carmo run as not even her fault. It's my own insecurity. Because i was not cube growing up as a fact which is so much harder than being fat adult. Because you don't have a car to eat in you. Just gotta do it in the road. Now you to work for it. I was an old soul. Which is what adults call you when they don't want to say loser in front of your parents what that means if you don't know if you were a loser in middle school let me help you out. You can tell if you were based on how you react to one key phrase. That phrase is all right for this next exercise we're going to partner up. Ooh couple people felt it. Does your heart skip a beat. Your stomach titan. Maybe a little bit. You were a loser. I'm sorry you had to build your volcano alone.
Apple to Let Reader Apps Link to Sign up Websites
"Part of an agreement with japan fair trade commission apple announced it will let developers of reader apps like netflix spotify and kindle directly linked customers to a sign up website. The commission has been investigating apple since two thousand sixteen for suspected violations of the anti-monopoly act and this agreement will close that investigation in the press. Release apple appeared to clarify what constitutes reader app saying developers. Rear apps do not offer in-app digital goods and services for purchase
Don't Expect Netflix's Live-Action Cowboy Bebop to Be a Remake
"Today. I wanna talk about Some pictures came out little pictures. Some hot sexy picks some hot sexy people. A see you later space cowboy. Oh the net flicks live action cowboy bebop. I think it's probably the most anticipated. Anime adaptation for net flicks. We've seen in a long time. There was some buzz with some full metal alchemist. There are some buzz with death. No but i think a lot of people really excited particularly with john show being attached to the role also with the creator being attached to supervise and beat executive producer as well as the original composer for the music is going to make new new music for it and we saw the picture so it had some john show with the headphones in the in the blue with the yellow button up underneath it did at some black doing some cool action star pose but all the entire crew were faye. Valentine and i'm walking down a wet and then also some cool martial arts attacking the the wooden site anything. i think. Boxing of dummy dummy With john show and just all the ads and then another one from daniella pineda for her. Valentine holding a gun and then one of them on the chair inside their Their ship much famous poster. Yeah so i thought the internet was Quite excited for it from what i saw For me i roy's rather be optimistic and wrong than to be cynical and writes As much as i want. And i can expect certain things from certain franchises. I think not. Many people have found netflix adaptations of enemy favorable and it might fall into that same category. Who knows but it's kind of fun to live in this moment and have the curiosity as well as the excitement to just like it could be great. Who knows this could be wonderful and it. Might you know it could be hour long episode. I don't think we know that information yet but you know so far. It's like they look like they're trying to treat the source material very faithfully as well as adapt certain things to meet our modern. Like the things that we like. I don't know what to call it. Tastes are modern. Yes those really
A Review of 'Only Murders in the Building' -- Steve Martin’s Hit-and-Miss Whodunnit
"Murders in the building is set in an old fictional upper west side. New york apartment building called. the are konia. it's a place where aging rockstars and even more aging tv and theatre stars live side by side but in relative isolation until that is a murder in the building brings them closer together. Some as grieving neighbors others a suspects in three in particular as amateur investigators capitalizing on the murder to launch a literally homegrown. Crime series podcast. Those three are charles along ago. Crime show tv star. Played by steve martin. Oliver past his prime broadway director played by martin short and mabel a young new arrival to the building play by selena gomez as co-creator martin is very generous with his material he gives his co stars many of the best lines and scenes while he's largely content to play straight man or toss away. Droll one liners from the very start. Only murders is fun to watch because these two old friends. Steve martin and martin short so obviously enjoy playing off one another as evident from their recent stage show. Netflix special. Called steve martin and martin short and evening. You will forget for the rest of your life. There is fond of each other as they are of making fun of each other
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Netflix special stuff man. I don't know what to do about it. 'cause because i liked him always had never had a problem with them. You know just fucking around a matter. Of fact i think i make fun of everybody and i mean as a group of people. They have to admit kind of fucking hilarious man. I'm i've never seen somebody in such a hilarious predicament. Not having sense of humor about their born feeling like this something other than they're born as and that's funny funny of is not happening to you. It's like white black bitch just in the news. All the time. Rachel dole's she always says she sees she was she's white woman but then she dressed up like megan shatter way up to the very top of blackness and i always wanted to meet her just so i could understand. I just wanted to have dinner with her. So i can just look in her eyes caller nigger to her face. The father they're talking about. I identify black. That is trans. Topped lady stopped biting stopped by the big difference between her and a transitive between her and trans. I believe transgenders. I don't understand them. Either but i know they mean what they say. They dixon all through him. I just know the dig away. Don't meet it. i don't understand. But i believe you wouldn't ask support your decision. How far is rachel willing to go. What is racial willing to do so that we black skin believe that. She believes she's actually one of us. Busy willing to put a lien on your house so that you can invest in mixed tape. That probably won't work out change. Your name didn't even change her name. Her name is rachel. I can't believe in that name. You will my support. You're going to have to change your name to the black shit i've ever heard because you're gonna have a change your name. The draymond green. I don't know a blacker name that this is black on paypal. If you type draymond green in the airbnb we'll all automatic watch dave chapelle equanimity and the bird revelation only on netflix..
Painter Bob Ross Is Subject of New Netflix Documentary
"Phone line. We welcome our good friend, Dr. Bob Thompson, professor of pop culture at Syracuse University. A Bob Good Morning. Good morning to you. So let's start an excuse me. I almost started coughing here, so I have not seen this yet. But I must say By this new documentary with Bob Ross, because I feel like this is going to really complicate the legacy of the artists that we all know, painted happy little trees pretty well. It doesn't so much complicate his personal legacy comes off pretty much as the usual Bob Ross with a couple of little revelations, an affair and a number of other things, but it certainly complicates the Legacy of who controls Bob Ross. His name and all the rest of it. I will think twice before ordering a Bob Ross mug after I see this stuff after I saw the documentary So the the back story behind this is you have the and I hope I get this right. The his family, the Kagalovsky family. Is that close to how to pronounce it. Okay. So you've got you've got Bob Ross, Uh and Annette and Walter Kowalski. Who were the ones? Of course. Who, uh, kind of helped him too. Become more popular with the T V show, which, of course, would then lead to the sales of his stuff in his seminars, his painting lessons and all of the rest of it, But then Bob Ross also has a son. So Bob Ross dies. This Bob Ross Inc kind of takes things over Bob Ross, his son loses control of, you know the name Bob Ross and all the rest of it, And mostly this documentary is the revelations of Ross, his son of things that happened after he died. But in the course of all that, there are also a lot of great clips of our Bob Ross's TV show and all the rest of it. And if you have not yet discovered, and there was kind of a renaissance of this show after he died, If you've not yet discovered it, it might make you go and take a look. He made television like
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"I don't like it when you're looking for your sweetie. It's not my job free to let me right now. It's my job to found my did him. You know what your job is to help me. Not get under god indies. Look under the couch. Cross my christian. Thank you much even though great wrong. Not more than two hours ago on top of the world on top of the world me in three. My girlfriend's went on these sex and the city bus tour. We all dressed up as their favorite characters. I was in maranda kind of a process of elimination and the end of the two. Were we pull up to. The front steps carries apartment. I just got chills from the kids. The banana clip. My hair looked out that window. I thought what if i lived here was single. What if you strike me now. I didn't kid. But i felt as real sharp pain in my forearms real intent but a lot of pain and i looked down. I've been carbon into my arm with automatic erlichs. And i looked down and i had written the carry. You absolutely cannot smoke in here. Cats john early in his episode of netflix presents the characters..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"My wife does yoga and next to a yoga school in beverly hills. There's a spa that offers treatments. That have never heard of one of these. Treatments is a thing called anal bleaching. I'll give you a second to get your arms around that now. I've never walked in the doors of this place. And i don't know exactly what they're up to but apparently some people are really unhappy with the color of the old bone hole so happy. They're willing to bleach it until it mccombs more desirable color now. I don't know if they have a color in mind when they start. Her beauty is bleaching. Get whatever the fuck you get her. There's some paint chips and a tray. A smile bright. And you're spreading your ass cheeks plotting into trey delusion for a limited amount of time for desired result. What no know. I know this. I have no idea what color my asshole. I don't have that kind of mirror that kind of free and nobody wants to be a wide as whole. But everybody wants to have one know when i'm supposed to tell relative. Watch ron white. If you quit listening. I'll shut up only on netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Actually amazing things that they're doing right now online like a lot of super beautiful girls. They'll put a picture of their face online. But they'll scratch their face and they'll stick their tongue. Like you know always just floored by there real illness so inspiring to be vulnerable with society. There's also a very powerful movement going on right now on the internet that women are kind of coalition building in a very cool way. I'm talking about the hashtag no makeup. You can search it if you don't believe me but some brave women are mustering up all their courage and they will post a photo onto the internet in which they are wearing no makeup whatsoever serious okay. But when they post the photos they'll always make a big announcement and the caption. There'll be like following photograph. Cassandra not wearing any internet. Think you should annoys me too. Because in the no makeup photos they never fully look shitty. You know like they're always still in the splits in a bikini or something partial credit and then the guy's fall for it every time it's a thirst trap it's a trick and there's always some guy riding into the comments on a horse like the lone ranger. He's like leather hat. He's like deer. Cassandra i actually think you look better without me. Fans they think thank you really wanna piss off a really hot girl like a model hot girl go into her social media find a photo where she just looked smoking hot and you're just a regular grow. Go into her comments and just be like people. Look just like you. Watch chelsea peretti one of the greats only on netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Who would have imagined like if you went to a psychic two years ago and they told you bill cosby will be in jail and will be out fucking money back know what to talk but here we. I read the article. Oj said he wants to be a preacher made me laugh to oj breach. He have to preach the nine commandments. Team you don't know anybody got a friend that always got negative shift to say to the point where you almost try to avoid yes. Let's talk about him. Oh fuck it's just people that you could say half i in beautiful day out but they start conversations with you. Got the media to me. But he said to me out of the blue joe man. I didn't know jaded like you bro. And i'm like what this is due. Butcher of brentwood you're talking about. Don't tell me this like me. Somebody who's been accused of cutting all he don't tell me this fucking don't like me not as in me start thinking about that. I went to vegas and apparently o. J. lives in nevada okay. I walk in a restaurant with my girl after my show. Go to have a steak. And i see her and then i go to the bathroom. Because i'm over fifty some you know what i mean. You have to be all the fucking time when you're over fifty. All there are times when i p and then i'm washing my hands and say hey. Where did that come from man. I don't need a date jack. I should speak to penn and teller bautisa reappeared. See her and i'm here to the bathroom by the way. Don't you hate when bathrooms make us. Play gender jeopardy. Can you just put men and women own a door. We don't need to guess what this is. What the gar mediais. I've gone gonna bathrooms and it's like amish bonnet and a wave. I wanna kiss guess. Which is the brothers band. Your go to a game or something. It'd be in the bathroom next to your son. I've been dodger game. My son is installed next to me and right before i started peeing. It's like hey. I think seabiscuit just came into his stall peeling dan. The fuck immuno up you know. I see white dust right. I still haven't paid my stall words. American standard flatware. That's how my dig used to be. That's how my dig. Then he finishes. And i say i digress. I'm going to the bathroom. And i think when you fear something it finds you in life justice. I go to push open the door. The door opens and his oj. Standard like this all the shit you said you go say if you saw him. Kill what i say. None of that should tell you. Exactly what mahan mahan do juice. I'm lou juice chomped by. He's scared the shit out of me. I went from arsenio hall to rue hall stream. Arsenio hall smarten classy only on netflix..
"netflix" Discussed on Netflix is A Daily Joke
"Drinking schedule me minutes. Sanjay facetime call. She answers and showers. How'd you say your hair is where she says. I told my boys turned shelter iphone over six inches from her face. Time with mom. She says bad. And that's deepest we've ever had watch glass based rebound she'll tell me all about the seasons lag as my mom and my mother's and your camera weather always facetime with my my mother's come with always time phase timing with my mom others borough facetime mom. There's always my face timing on. Watch bo burnham inside only on netflix now..