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So i decided if nobody's going to do it then i guess i have to check out our radios vet. You should know podcast wherever you listen to podcasts. Then tell ford about servicemember. You're proud of using the hashtag proud to honor and four hundred bucks on your behalf to military charities up to three and a half million dollars today. Show is prerecorded turn and attack into bird genius. Utah turn now. Komo data show will good morning. Everybody you're listening to the voice dig now. Wanted only steve harvey got radio show. Well nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that man. I was just getting ready to come on air this morning. I was just thinking man. I was just having a reflective moment of just how really good god has been to. Me i just. It's it's it's ben. Let me just say that again. How really good. God has been to me. And here's a coal part. In spite of myself you understand spite of all my shortcomings in spite of all of my flaws in spite of all of what anybody said about me god through his grace and mercy just keeps me anyway so many of us are exceptional people but we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional. We we settle for the ordinary. We follow the pack. We try to fit in man. Oh man oh man. You've heard my wife say this to my children all the time. When shoo scolded my talk to him should be talking to him about leadership you know. Why are you following everybody. When god clearly made you lied so many of us are born and so many of you are born to be exceptional people but we always trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to fit in. Why would you try to be Like everybody else be ordinary. Why would you follow the pack when god is created to be exceptional. The key word in exceptional is except you. Have you ever done this right here. You know everybody did that accept me. Everybody felt that weight except me. Everybody said that accept me. Everybody won't won't it that me. Everybody would over there except me. Everybody jumped in except me. Accept me see. Why have you said that in your life if you will not to be exceptional so you got to say everybody except me at one point zero two and i don't know who ain't done it you know everybody wants to. Everybody voted no except me. See so you're not. You're not created to follow the pack. You ain't created to fit in you ain't created to all you know to be ordinary you create it to be exceptional as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is you were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the year that you go ahead on and be exceptional. Why won't this be the year that you decide in your mind just has to be a decision that we make now. We not following the pack. No more we not trying to fit in. No more we as settling for ordinary. no more. we won't be exceptional but you know you got you got to go ahead and follow that you got to get on exceptional path. Because that's what you were creative for. Why be ordinary you know but all it is is comes. It has to start with a thought you got to. I think something thoughts become things of is as he thinks it. That's all you'll ever be. So what are your thoughts today. Why not have exceptional thought instead of ordinary thought why not have exceptional instead of fitting in thoughts. Why you want to be like everybody else why you want to be ordinary when you could possibly be extraordinary with a change of your mind a change of venue and you don't have to be any other count- away just because my mama was this way. My daddy was this way. This school i went to this what race. I belong to this my sexual preference. This might this this my dad. Well i'm anne. I'm excuses you need. i'm an excuse. What would what what was going to be this year that we let another three hundred sixty five days slipped by without improving our condition. Our place I liked the quality of life. We help we cannot afford to keep letting all of these years go by without changing you an exceptional person. How many times have you set up. Say everybody did that accept me. Everybody jumped in accept me. I told him i knew it. Everybody voted for that. Accept me and now look at. It seemed like everybody went that way. Except me okay. Do you get it do do do you understand what's being said to you that all except me is because couldn't be because you an exceptional person and it's time for you to take control of that is time for you to start thinking different. It's time for you to start acting on what you think. It's time for you to start doing something about. It is time for you to stop taking each and every day to god gives us for granted and letting them go by the wayside. Like you got plenty more. You may have plenty of mobile guests. What what you waste in the ones you got four got you young and you and you feel like you go live forever. Okay coup but let me ask you something see. He hit two part about pose. You do lille c c. Everybody's worried about dying. But i got news for you. Suppose you keep on living. You ought to keep living in a condition you and now you want to keep living with the money you got now you want to keep living with relationship you got now you want to keep living by yourself like you are now. You want to keep won't into right relationship to right man woman but you keep getting the wrong. You want to keep doing that for the rest of your life. Problem ain't dying. This problem is if you keep on living who wants to keep on living just the way they are right now and if you could say i'm cool with i am just where i am right now in coup. This conversation aimed for you. I got no problem with that. You know you're gonna say greatness ain't fire everybody be an exceptional. Everybody become an extraordinary eight foot. Everybody hick become a successful. Ain't everybody i got it and you can come up with a way to justify your non-existence and your ordinary life all you want. And that's fine and dandy ain't got no problem with 'cause some people just be regular some people. Just follow the pack. Follow the crowd. Some people just wants to fit in. But if you not that person if you want to be extraordinary if you want to be exceptional if you want to be. If you want a dad it'd be great at something and you got to change your mindset. You got to get what you'll create and find out what he created for. You gotta quit thinking of things just in your own thought process. Lean not to your own understanding. I don't know what that is but his in nassau. Where seeing once you lean if you lied to your own understanding you know what he's gonna do is go limit. You man is going to limit you. Why not see what. God god for you. I would rather know what god got for me then to think of all the things that could cause i came out thinking about and tried it before i just the beginning. We're gonna have a good one man. Let's go you're listening to morning show. There's nothing better than starting your day with america's coffee make your holidays better by giving the gift of black rifle coffee black rifle. Coffee company is a veteran owned coffee. Company serving premium. Coffee to people who love america veteran. Ceo and founder. Evan hafer spent over seven years on the ground overseas with us special forces and as a cia contractor. Evan modified his gun trucks during the invasion of iraq to grind coffee anywhere giving back to those who serve is at the core of black rifle copies culture this year alone black rifle. Coffee has donated more than a million cups of coffee to frontline workers through their signature by a bag. Give a bag. Initiatives including active duty troops first responders medical workers and wildland firefighters. Make your holidays better. Go to black rifle. Coffee dot com today and check out the best coffee in america. Say fifteen percent when you shop black rifle copies custom-designed bundles for everyone on your list. Or keep it simple with their all new gifted coffee. Subscriptions and digital gift cards at black rifle copy dot com ladies and gentlemen boys and girls a circus performance athletes talk show host a social media influences in rates faith-based people pastors quad members and strippers. Yeah yeah oh remember fomo drug dealers. May i have your undivided attention. This is steve. Harvey morning show with different halter to call. That would just call out seventy. It will surely strawberry morning. Steve i love it. I love it calling for real. Good morning steve. What's up crew The most promising young up and coming comedian. That i know julia modern my mentor man. How you late. June mccain pranks nephew tommy. The morning baby. Thursday ideologue a free I just with that ain't too to know song nuts. You know just sang down sell. Forgot house on really remedy. I just started saying anyway. So you're gonna radio johnny. Yeah i was gonna ask you remember the other day a couple of days ago. We got really deep One morning when we opened the show and talked about our regrets and stuff doing it again. We doing that again. And again i just wanted to. I just thought about something that i didn't regret in my life. You know you do have regrets. But one thing i do not regret and that's well as i say it i was just thinking to myself but anyway one thing i don't regret is cutting off my six finger because you had a extra finger on each. I got them cut off. It was bang on the bank over. I don't regret doing that. I just wanted to tell you right now if you shake martin almost snatched back. That's what was happening when i was little. Nobody wants hand along l. Trying to feel around 'cause briley nob- over there has got to be at least a little shatti spot. That's my that's my charge you extra when you got a nail. I'm just people only got photos because the baby toe count just tucked off in there. Yeah but if you lose that you will fall you right talk. Broker thirty two partner did ain't got a big toe the whole and why we gotta go coming of thirty two hour as the ceelo right after this. You're listening show all right. It is time. Now for steve's favorite segment. It's called the ceo chief love officer. This one is from len in maryland. She says i've been for ten years. And i thought. I had a good marriage until i got into an argument over a game of ono with my sister-in-law. I've beat her three times in a row and she got mad and went off on me. Talk this all too many reverse given right after you say it right lose. Her sister went off under. She told me my husband does not like my natural short hair my cooking. It's terrible and my sex is boring him to death. My husband didn't say a word here. We are a week later. And i'm still not speaking to him. He hasn't even apologized. Is it safe to assume. He told his sister this stuff about me. You said you can't cook. You got sean. And you sexist draft. He said all the co host his system all this all this cost she said ou know you pull outdraw. She pulled by fifty cards. Yeah yeah at least apologized something. Try super better not to me and not say i was. Just i was just with my sister venus tonkin. Because you can't tell a woman you was talking to her about another blue shield. Who'd you guys short have shown he'll he'll like cooking and he'll like you love it. That's everything we did. Get all draw forth. this one is from. You don't like the way you offer. Those are three very important thing. Everything out of three ain't bad over here. Karan in southfield michigan says. I'm a forty two year old woman. And i was checking the texas on my man's phone yesterday. Yes allows me to check his phone whenever i want to. I came across the text message about child support for seventeen year old daughter. I asked him about it and he admitted that he has another child and he didn't tell me about her because it might run me off. He is a total of five children. That i know of should i even be planning a future with a man that hides children and doesn't pay all of his child support. That's a good one st. Well wait a minute. You saw a tex about child support. He could be behind got by you know he could be behind. He didn't tell you about the child because he won't run you off. He thought the photo was max to five. Now you're thinking about not marrying you right. You know but i think you have to stop. The fact that he has been paying child support he might be. The real is a little bit. That don't make him a horrible person could have just got little sidetracked on somebody trying to do right and take care of the child. He didn't tell you about him. But how long have you all been dating. How long did you say they've been married today. It is say in the question she just yes. She's planning to check you. Man you found out you found out. He got some texting. It found about november seventeen years old baby. Seventeen babysat support almost overweight. Yeah ride this got about another year. Let's lipoic i share. Point is that he was lying. Well he didn't lie he didn't tell you bout it same notice not not the same thing same thing that is not the same thing absolutely not holding. Information is different from mine. Mission is three against two we win mission learn is different from omitting if he all the he had four kids he got five is okay surely asked me. A question watched his discussion. Is that a red shirt. You have on their steve know. What do you mean now. Clearly it's red you. You just lied to me. Gnawed should do shirt is red and black. I say that. I knew you were gonna say that because you got writing on the side and bless you. We're looking at the role. Saddle whatever back. Brian hill in missouri says. I'm thirty four year. Old man engaged to a beautiful forty three year old woman before we met she was in a relationship with a man for thirteen years and her ex boyfriend got sick last year and she was overly concerned with his health. He's much better now but she calls to check on him and his offered to take him food. I feel like she's doing too much. And this dude is taking advantage of it. I told her that. I wanted to stop talking to him. And she said that. I am being too controlling and making her have second thoughts about marrying me. Am i wrong. Well you know man if she was with a man for thirteen years and he got really sick when you break up with a person. It doesn't mean you. Don't you know she may not be in low. But she wants love demand and she's just caring for him a little bit now known as hard on you. 'cause you younger she older but you know sometimes like that but you know he she just see about him demand sick you know you could almost got out. He might have never know. All right and a mass. You gotta get them to some hands. On tasks flip that it reversed. What's he was the one going to his ex. Oh she have a heart exactly. Yeah so i understand. I understand his his doing the most. And the do probably is taking advantage of but now is do you trust her right. See if somebody's relationships you have to put your big boy pants on. Good advice very excess. I ain't got no big pass. Would've coming up next. Is the nephew to run. That brings battle tidy white. Isn't it right after you're listening to morning show right now. The nephew in the building with today's prank phone call run that prank back. What you got enough shop was funeral at the funeral at the let's go. Let's let's gone on top of home the right way at the clinic. You i'm trying to re to james james. Yeah yeah was that. This is gerald I was a free anna free chapel and the chocolate just passed away last week right I know they pose a held a funeral and stuff over at At mount baptist. Church and I don't really know you meet me and me and toppling a bunch of rest. May we used to hang out at the club. Not too far from the house you know. That's pretty much where tapuach out of time at the club in way. What bunch of was with the club talkin man and i was we really wanna reach out to one in the family members. You know somebody said you was kind of a friend hills and where we we. We decided to call you. See if you didn't mind do you think that you can talk to someone a family members and see if they don't mind having a funeral at the club at a club. Let me let me explain to you. jane what we're trying to do was see. We believe we. Will you say that the club come all the club. There's a funeral. What on understanding. We'll see see chapel top. Ain't really go to church a whole lot. You know what i'm saying. He really really go along with. I've been knowing him now. He loved the law and stuff like that play. Churchgoing folks on stanford c chopper. Wooden chapel when topple went to the club. So what i'm asking you. Let's have a funeral at the close. Hell no bra come out. We can't have no funeral. Aetna club man come on what what i'm saying is that he wouldn't really know church going person. I believe that a person ought to be Last words ought to be over him in a place. He's more familiar. You know what i'm saying. Play plan no. I don't. I don't know what you mean play. Now there's gotta be a federal this this this is churchwell church and all my folk. Go to church now. We we got up in church. There's this church thing. But do you understand where i'm coming from. No doubt man auto going on and the last words ought to be in place. He mo- familiar with not went to church. Then i understand that a whole no no see. This is chance to get itself right and we don't. We don't have love in church in front of everybody. You don't make sense who's this again. I mean were you gera- but who is gerald how do you. How do you relate to this. Are you a preacher or you know. No no no. No i'm i'm i was friends with chapel and see i hung out at the club. Still hang out there with A whole bunch of real good friends with chopping we were saying you know top was the last warriors about chapel ought to be saying at the clerk and see what chopping wood but five six days a week that top world. But what church are you affiliated with. What hill what. I i i try to talk to the family. Make me look stupid in front of the family. Telling them to put the thing in club how that gonna go off. What will see. That's what i'm saying. You know way more than we do because you're talking about trying to move from a down funeral at a church to them nightclub or stripped lovers. Schuylkill nightclub is this. I mean you talking about having folks travel from across the country and meeting. And the damn club kinda whatsapp world. Go look if i'm the one telling them this. Move to the damn club. You're going to look like somebody that's trying. I look like a fool no you. You're going look like somebody's trying to keep in real time to the damn field. I will do that. Okay okay let me ask you this city jane. Thank you can Maybe get the body and bring it over to the clue. No no well just say if ota even dude a funeral. Whatever joe catching the walk the dog by double check the body for him. Now we're just trying to see i last words at chapel man in a place that chopper know him again. You get my number. They had to clue of had said. You want y'all call me of all folk call me. You make me look stupid. Hell now watch. I'll get out to the family. Y'all call the family. I'll tell them that you sell i. Won't i just want to get you to brain the body by man and let us catching dead bodies. We just want to last one with you. You get together with them and y'all talk about bottom top world. What kind of me. What kind of president. We won't chapel it to beat this chaplain. this is chapel. You talking about maybe to check yacht up in the chech- shop at the club. Will we know man. Y'all for looking like a fool that down but with this about joplin and then writing about top show brags apple to that club. Yeah treadmill do i. I'm just going to the funeral. I'm gonna take what i think about job and i'm telling you i wanna back right in front of y'all do that. I got one more thing i want to say. How what bessis nephew. Tommy from the steve harvey morning show. Do just got praying. Baio board out this nephew. tommy man. From the steve. Harvey morning show. Your boyd told me to prank. You know yelling. This nephew tommy. No playoff hole man. I can't believe no i didn't. I can't believe he did that. I got one more thing as you. Man what is bad is radio show in the land. Steam hobby moaning shelves was daily. Beats right there can. Y'all feel any off more familiar with his time at the club. I you know people won't be familiar with. That's been around all that that'd be having funerals declared but damn to having the repairs that i've had a bunch of men opt out of a lot of shirley. I'm telling you can't find a place to put a whole family before kobe it. I'm the people. Can we rent the club. And they put a big picture on stage and they dance and have yet. It meant celebrate celebration right often the life. Yeah all right more of this crazy. Ignorance show steve harvey morning. Show right after this. You're listening to morning. 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You better be dead driving home trying to think of what else. I was delighted to bail at one thirty. Do looking to sunlight. Cross your face light. Oh wow nice jacket you. I would hold ain't got no shirt got town. I couldn't even find facial you gonna do go with no drawl demio women. You can't explain patient why you'll draws out say got no draws on the paying on all night long out the window. How did you miss them over there. Wherever you go make it loo- accident in them. So i just love me. I'm you're lying. It's time to get out of here is coming up. More of the steve harvey morning show right after this. You're listening to morning show. Hi steve you sir that you don't like watching your beautiful grand kids and why. What is that about like watching them. How have a lot of times. Always gotta tell them so boy off now. I have wide. Y'all august rose won't let me your baby you'll need like pepple peak cart. Watch pimple popper. Don't like how like watches. Sports sooner is seeing it. And that's what i'm gonna watch brave popol. I wanna drinker that you drink mccallum joel ask me. No damn is marjorie. That's what it'd be happy. watch a proper. We won't be time stood you proper. Don't know s teller. I know what they don't be pain. Non that he to lead keys which you like lead housing. Just go to know booze or some and they know all wanna go. Dna watch okay so autumn. Put him in a movie theater. Where i got the big screen all i got cartoons movies. You know incredible holyfield eight talk and ask questions all day. He coming on. Emily does who is even though none of these. I don't like because i bought all of us. We don't want our children raised. I quit. drop them off over here for need somebody to talk to other than and aren't your grandkids. Vegan or something. Aren't there to a vegan s. Another thing coming in here. Kali left up. Pj which one time back there where. He came in mall his real concern. He was chis- over jolt. Got be looking jeweler you look at. It probably came daddy. What did you give him even real eat meat. I said yes he talked. We don't do that at our house at you. Asking me to sit raised these kids watch these kids. I watch these kids. Like our won't how long they been in wanted until they look like we'll be back with more of the steve harvey morning show right after this. You're listening to morning show as it is time for comedy roulette j. You want explain it. Real quick is how very simple very simple are comedy. Ability gets tested every week today when you do kills five subject put them on a wheel spin the wheel with a. We'll stop. we'll do the damn thing and we'll do it all right here we go. I got the categories. All right i one. I think this eggnog has gone bad. You might all right now. That's a finis santa mexican. Ho ho ho. Three people don't decorate like they used to and there's nothing under the tree. Let's gal spin the wheel cristo which you can kill between people. Don't decorate like they used to people don't they don't decorate decorate. People used to go all out back in the day. Minimum big hottest. Lightbulbs used to put on the tree. Big sixty watt you. You'd have to use the heat during the wintertime. This off your whole living room with may ally. He's wanted lights lights. Look like a tablespoon learn to you go to the neighborhood all houses be little stuff all yard who is the lazy person that just little bush who put lights bush. I know patti. Go right back in when you use actually get your tree. Flap remember the white stuff respraying own. You took the time to wait to get your free. Put a raggedy green tree in the room and this kid tree. What happened to them. Little bitty reese that they used to hang in a window widow one candle but it was electric and it flick it. I've missed the. We had all three of our windows. You got a nativity scene and you'll liberal. But none into wads. Man's got hands because borough but you don't care they'll accept. He'll stay at nola hands and walking about house for christmas going over there and you look at the christmas tree and you can see the middle poll. Why why did put all the pieces tayeb street. You're looking i could see. I know what is going on here. Traveling christmas love bristles water. Who likes his way and down branches. Sickles little pills we used to throw all over here. Yeah you take them one at a time and put them back in the box. Thank you mask. Board remembered in ativity seen it used to get put outside in the yard. Yes but every time. You pass by hood. Nee tiblisi seeing you had to explain to the kids. 'cause items was always in this first of all men walk. 'cause we didn't have the money for the camels secondly we couldn't use a baby. Jesus issue cosby. Linda wanted a cabbage patch doll. So that's in a box mail. The mary and joseph is to pitches. Deacon patterson and living people don't decorate like they used to know. Hey into main you look like burlap sack laid out for the knicks. You're listening to morning. Show coming up at the top of the hour right about four minutes after its today. Strawberry letter the subject. I left in the middle of the night the subject but right now nephew in the building with today's prank phone. Call what you got. How much money do we have any accounts fast to watch it. It came in three sitting. I broke it up. How much money do we have. Any account past pat pastor how much money we have in the account. Let's go hello. Hello i'm trying to reach Pass to hayes found this past. Hey how you doing this. Is this line at thompson how you doing. I'm good brother. How and how can i help you today. Pass i'm actually one of your members at the church and i want to just come in you that you're doing a good job to way you A display in a safety limit. Say that first and foremost okay thank you. You know we just want everybody to be safe and healthy and and your name again. Roberta landon thomps okay. And then other times. I'm talking about being admitted. Then how can i help you brother. Here's what i wanted to ask you man Pass i want to ask you this. I know you know a lot of people are going through different things and and and People are you know trying to make keep food and stuff in the house because time like this. You know you kind of want to stay put in but you wanna make sure you got enough food and water and things like that. So but what what. I want my reason for calling you. I wanted to ask you How how much money do we have in the account. The church account. How much money do we have in there. But the what. What do you say your name was game brother. My name is a brother of thompson. Okay well thompson. How did you get my personal cell phone number to be calling me at home. The comet they got this one of the brothers at church. We what what brother chuck they know not to give my personal number tune to people. I don't know are you. i'm a i'm a. i'm a member. No i'm well how you been. I've been passed at this church the ten years and you'll name familiar to me. How long how long have you been a bit much church. I've been a member probably going on going on three years now. But i aim being since you know since they are joined you know i kind of got caught out the you know how i go but wait. Wait wait so you. You've been much three years. You ain't been to church in two to three years. Are you calling me to act me about finances of my church. I i'm fan what you're looking for a member so i mean i do how. I don't have a right to know what we got in the well. We got any actually you don't you don't have the right to that question. If you don't actively come to the church you can't come through the church sign of church and then call me three years later asking me what we got going on at church so i need to understand. What is your purpose. What i say everybody going through hard times. Says i'm trying to see what we got in there because you know i need to pick up a few things from the stove money right now but soon be able to lean on my church though you know we. We've done a lot of stuff in the community. We've been seen elderly food bank. We've been cashed apple people some money that when we can't but you ain't been discharge and three years. You can't call me at three years. And i'm about to give you some money for some. I don't even know if you remember. I am a real. I'm a real member. So how how how how how past how. No no no no. No no no you out what looking. I'm trying to sit down dinner with my family. You sit and on the last kid brother thompson. i don't know you. I never heard of you. You not call here and try to get some money out of me. You ain't even member of the church you a member of the church because you come to the church one time you ain't been back in three years and you some money. I know you're not a member church. A member of the cia look. Look look let me tell you i notice. Ain't no trying to tell you where you can't kill my church two or three years ago. They called me three years later. Gave my number from somebody asking me for money. Cause you going through hard times. Nephew was a man by the church. You'll understand how we were how we give money to people that struck just delivered forty meals today to elderly last week we cash out people might go pick up groceries. Compare me marquess. Why why are you gonna make me cuss. So how do you not then think it's bad times. They're not say. I fell on bad times bad task for three years. Hey hey you know it takes longer for some people. Okay why are you. Why are you judging me in and poll. Trying to figure out how to cash at me. Remember my church. I know if you some scam. Artist shot to get money from the church. I'd never met you. I don't know you. Matter of fact i'm about to call. But they see who you are and why they will get my number at some point to call me acne for her. If you don't cash at me then i'm gonna let all the members i know you. I know our church. Ain't no mega church. You know we got three hundred members. Allred know so but but i will let every member know that you not cash up in me to help me in a time of need i will. Do you let him know. Yougov facebook and instagram. You put it on check. Talk and tag me and i ain't giving you a gun. I don't know you. I never heard of you matter of fact you need to get off the fall. I got dinner with my wife. Go home and i ain't got time to be going back for what you i didn't know who gave you my number two. I can call them up and tell them. Don't be map some strange who. I've been high church in two to three years and acne for some money some cash out or get off this phone. Who gets you. Okay so let me ask you something. So you deacon. Marvin dillard off. Yeah what about them. Do you listen to the radio every morning. Yeah he's listening to the steve harvey morning. Show pass to hayes. You just got prank. Baio bought deacon mom what the and. That's why i love kicked off the board boy you you got your yard was looking at me like i'm crazy. No on the block. Because you can't be doing that during this time plan fan. I'm good man. i'm david everything. Good my wife came out here boy. You know how to set it off. You don't want the first lady to go out. Okay man but now we take care about church man feeding sending the money man deliver meals. Man made sure about a good during this time. That's good man. Before we get off you gotta let me know. Twenty two hundred and i mean the bad is radio. Show in the land. Management steve harvey morning. Show with that ignat nephew times. Have it ladies and gentlemen going. Up i wanted to hear timing. How long before he cuts because he was right there right. I i you know what poor back i got to the line and i go back coming up at the top of the hour. Strawberry letter subject. I left in the middle of the night. You're listening to hard morning show. Have you ever tossed shirt because of the stain. You just couldn't get out no matter what yes yes very. Few things stain harder than cranberry sauce like cranberry sauce. Really does some damage on your nice clothes that you wear for the holidays but if that is a problem that you have had in your life during the holidays are really anytime. Oxy clean versatile stain remover is the go-to product for tough stains on laundry and almost any other surface in your home. Oxygen can save items that you thought were ruined and heading for the trash and it could also be added to every laundry loaded for extra stay inviting power. 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I need your honest advice here because i don't know how to handle this situation. I'm in my late forties and a good relationship with a man my age. We are well above the age of foolishness but recently we had a big disagreement. I was staying at his house the other night. And i got a call from my ex husband who still consider a friend. My ex husband is still single and he lives alone so when he called me at two thirty. Am i figured there had to be something serious going on and i needed to go and see him so i got up and was leaving to go help my ex husband. My boyfriend got very upset with me. And we got into a huge argument about it. I don't understand what the big deal is. I would help anybody. I may have shared too many details about my friendship with my ex husband. And i probably shouldn't have told him that. My ex still has me listed as a beneficiary on his life insurance policy. Surely my man doesn't think i still want my husband or vice versa. My man said he was only angry because it was a safety issue for me to leave at two thirty. But i know it's deeper than that. So now i'm second guessing everything. Maybe i should have even. Maybe i shouldn't have even answered the late night phone call. I'm not supposed to go help my ex. What do you think please help okay. After he called at two thirty a. M. and you ran off to as you say go see about him. Yes you're man definitely thinks you guys have something going on okay and that you still want each other. I mean who does this. I don't get it. Who does that did your ex. Say something was wrong or seriously going on like you say in the letter I'll ask it this way. What man is going to sit back and be okay with his woman running to another man at two thirty in the morning. How does this make sixty. This is a man who happens to be your ex husband i mean. Does this really sound reasonable to you. He may have said that it was a safety issue with you but it was way more than that and probably that too as a matter of fact if if the safety issue he thought he should have gone along with you i can guarantee you. He's not upset about you. And the life insurance thing. That's not anything for him to be worried about. Because that's a good thing it's about you getting up out of that bit and going over to your ex's house that's it. that's all. Let me ask you this. what if you were. What were you going to do for your eggs. Did he say he never. You never said what it was you just never you never know what it was. Help him do what i mean. Could they wait until later in the morning. Otherwise it just sounds like a booty call. That's it. I don't see how you don't see that you're right. You shouldn't have answer the phones when you saw was your ex-husband you shouldn't have gone over there. It could have waited. Whatever was your man is right to be mad I if he was at your house and a woman called him at two thirty in the morning he got up to go see her. How would you feel you would be mad. Just like he is. So i know you'd be highly upset and have a major attitude. Okay so you were wrong. You should have stayed there and not answered the call. Okay and you're going to have to deal with this because your man. Hopefully he'll forgive you. But i don't know steve. Arcane believe this is written by a woman who's grown. I left in the middle of night. The name of this letter should be hostile to this sound to you. That's the title it is. Let's let's change this letter stupid this sound to you shirley i need you advice steve. Yeah i'm glad you. I'm glad you said honest advice. Finicky come on. Bring 'cause i don't know how to handle this situation. I remember late forties. Get a good relationship with a man my age. We are above the age of foolishness. No no no stop right there. He is above. The you all up in foolishness it but recently we are big disagreement. I was staying at his house the other night. I got a call from husband. Who asked you consider a free problem number one. My ex husband is still single. Problem number two with a little noise dust and he lives alone. That's problematic three. So he called me too. I figured they had to be something serious going on and i needed to go see about him so i got up and was leaving the help my husband. The hail is wrong. Which you crazy. Let's go back to the title. That i won't call this letter. How stupid this sound will invade. Phone ring is to thirty. You figure something sisley got to be wrong so you sit up you get dressed and you go on the cba husband to therapy. Phone calls is proud Budi yeah one more time program booty matter of fact you own the back end of a bootie call daddy late. The booty is in the process of having already answered the call. We showers about this resolve. Usually the big risks. And we'll be back with the rest of his talk now. We'll have part. Two of steve's response coming out going right twenty three after the hour left in the middle of the night. Or how stupid does this sound to you. You're listening to morning show all right Come on steve part of your response to booty calling two thirty in the morning. Hope lay next to her. New boyfriend is her ex husband who is single and lives alone and you figure some had to be seriously wrong to thirty in the morning. So you lead yoho boy free and man what he posted enough to answer. What is we all know is a booty. Oh that so. Why are we sit up here trying to act like this what it is. My boyfriend got very upset. We we got into a huge argument about. I don't understand what the big deal is. I would help anybody. Oh now you tricky. You would help anybody so anybody calls at two thirty. You willing to get up and help. Let me explain to you late. Let me just dig off in past bit hill. I didn't call lots of women at two thirty and said it a able been. If you haven't been sick or not an emergency. If i call you to thinning going only thing roll with me. I just need. I need some come. I need somebody to put me to sleep. I'm suffering from insomnia. I can't go to sleep. And you beat a big ass. He'll come rocco. Bob baby in a treetop couple covered. Put me to sleep. What a took that into moaning. What a man carlos woven. Something's going on someone's on the phone right out. Three o'clock in the mon talking about she can make you. Did you hear me al. Green saying about this you answering. They're trying to figure out what he'll mad. 'cause al green is at your house v. I would help anybody. I may have shared too many details about my friendship with my excel. So now you running your mouth okay. And i probably shouldn't have told my ex. Steel has me listed as a beneficiary on his life insurance policy. Oh well maybe that was. Maybe you was going over there and make sure well see but in order to make sure you beneficiary you got to provide benefit. Oh stay see that. What i'm telling surely surely my man doesn't think i steal my ex husband or vice versa. Why would you now hito put shown of policy this. Hito pitted me a sugar daddy. I'm your sugar daddy. Now and when. I'm going do matter of fact yo. Ex husband falls into the category of sopa sugar. Dan you read a dig deep thong. Yes you are sir so shiva dead in a super sugar daddy. That can provide sugar living and go. You've got to get over there and provide beneficial so you can be made to beneficiary. That's what you need to do Now my man said he was only angry because it was a safety issue for me to leave at two thirty. Am writer was a safety issue for you to leave at two thirty. The damn safety issue he might lose you to the man with all he added this man got insurance policy. But i know it's deeper than that. Let me see what you're saying. Maybe i shouldn't even have acid the late night. phone call. Maybe you shouldn't. You was not supposed to go help my ethics knew. What do you think. Let's talk about the help. You probably provided steve. He's locked out of his house. Oh and why do you have key. He's sick and only you can make him better is two thirty in the morning. He didn't got some bad news. And now here you come to ho console shape and mold you better make a song. Thirty come on immoral. Autopay somebody jess cain sleet. Ooh their own in. It called all me. I went out to dole jessa ski p a heavy back to go third ago about both took. Give him some more calls on. Been fishes caribbean fishing to us to be mad. Rick plea may now go with. Take care ma bit of fisher status and i won't heal. He's leaving bernie no mo he got me now and i did it then so go all all me. I listen. We gotta get out of your emails. Instagram shirt. Thoughts on today's letter at steve harvey fm coming up. More of the steve harvey morning. Show right after this. You're listening to morning show guys before we went to break. I asked this question. Do you hold a grudge toward any family member. So have have you guys written-off relatives or your entire family. Because of what a person did. Because you're holding a grudge junior me this nothing wrong here your whole grid right now. Yeah i love you dan. I really do which is probably going to call you in a minute off talking about you. Get yourself in trouble okay. Well take my time and money going into this. I should be able to say what i want to say. If i'm helping a family member Okay you play. So therefore what did that truck back danny pale. Rich s walking. I'll meet real fishy going. Allow me my dad had truck back. Yeah so get betcha. Fall reagan now. The next thing you say don't be the truth. Yeah yes i chased bank account with each grudge. He gets louder though. Have you noticed how. Oh no i ain't paying. The rent is so. Hey i feel better. How about you how long you been holding back. The three months could so glad to put this in the show. What if what if they hear you doing. Radio is paul. Thank you this. We heard you know what this is so rejuvenate. I didn't even up in therapeutic. Having their man let it out do it all the time. Yeah last night. Wouldn't come see my dad. You know you a day of loud. I've been there. I'm here now right. No crazy don't think you'd say like i'd been waiting on this break. Three say yes taking his money that will thank you once again called me. You ain't been calling by trying to talk. Anybody wants to talk coming up. More of the steve harvey morning show right after this. You're listening to david. Harvey morning show in this special episode of wind down now available on iheartradio or wherever. You get your podcast. Janet kramer gets together. Virtually with her celebrity friends they talk about their upcoming holiday. Plans their kids and waste. They've been surviving quarantine christmas. I feel like things are already starting to get so messy around the house like already wrapping paper in presents and hiding stuff and and the cooking everybody starting right so bing goodness we've got clark staff to help clean up because that's been a game changer. This episode of wind down is presented by clorox disinfecting mopping clause which kill ninety nine point nine percent of germs including covid nineteen virus. There easy and safety us on multiple floor types. Which means you and your family don't have to worry about those pesky germs when used as directed on hard non porous surfaces kill sars cov to covid nineteen virus. All right. it's time for some of something panini got. I got a list. We all got some let you know right away when it ain't none of y'all damn you might see but it go back what you see but it ain't surely you are going to have to do some of the we because you're not good. You don't like this but it's real bad. I want you to read. This is really going on people's lives. I want you to read at least two. Dan like you mean all right all right if you see someone. Open the exit door okay. You're at the movies and they let nine people in the theater. Oh come on. No no Shooting hanging out with the white folks at depauw and they hear psalm. Walk through the woods. Let me tell you something. That ain't got nothing to do. They not now that. I never had one your homeboy. Y'all been boys fees high. Y'all just hang out all of a sudden you see him. Hanging out hugged up with another. Do be careful. Don't say anything about if you see someone at the drive drive-thru take the money and put it in his pocket here with you gonna call. The police don't want from what he going through eight days. Been man if you run after musmus paul right okay. Yeah and somebody cut the line behind. You appear to be but you see him cut right right down the line. That's neat right. been that one. If you wish your wife and see your girlfriend would another main a your mouth could say any anymore now and bring it. You're in the grocery store. This is somebody over to the grapes. And they eat about save for a handful of complete. The de great jiang filling. That's great jay bank to win the man next to you have to wonder if you see he'll slide to know. Hey hey give me my twenties. I cook let me go kid coffee place right and you see somebody get a handful of them. Schiller's hand full. Who in each hand to hand. Full the packs put them in their pocket. It don't bother diabetic anyway too. Many sugars much energy you. Yeah and you see somebody working out with a train. The trainer tail them to do fifteen. He walked home down. do six. i gotta tell me it ain't got nothing to do with honest all right more of this crazy. Ignorance show steve harvey morning. Show right after this. You're listening to morning. Show the steve harvey morning show men in st base. Simple question the question. What is your favorite christmas song. Joy to the world jingle bells. Oh holy night at night. I'm dreaming of a white christmas. Nellie kalikimaka no silent knight. Grandma got run over by ran over by rain. Rudolph the red riddles raking swing a little bit. Merry christmas happy holidays by instinct. Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells. Don't win this miss bitty baby but charles brown was your favorite christmas song. Joy to the world solid night. Holy night santa claus what's his ghetto. Jessica's roasting mariah carey. One question today is what is your favorite christmas song. Man felice novi dot. Well at least. I can around the christmas. Hang all the mistletoe. I'm gonna get you bed. Was the name of that way by ablazing. Brian food after knows randy a little bit christmas singing new michael jackson. I saw mommy kissing santa claus. Can you sing White christmas the one from charlie brown christmas the christmas tree or not is it now. It's the other one is the Is that that is my favorite christmas song. Santa claus comes to the ghetto by snoop. Dogg and nate dogg. You're listening to her mighty morning. Show steve you sir said you don't like watching your beautiful grandkid. They are. And what is that about like watching them have a lot of time here. Always gonna tell him boy. Get down off of that. I have why y'all argue. Paul rose won't let me your baby you'll need to like pepple pig cartoon looking in him. Watch pimple peak. papa. Don't like popol watches. Sports sooner is cnn. And nick nash desk. I'm gonna watch paul. I want to drink of that. You can't drink for cavs. Ask me swear marjorie. That's what it'd be having me watching depth papa. We won't a bedtime story. You don't know you know a storyteller. I know they don't be paying that ki- it's post to hear dude leakey's which you like like lead housing. Just say you know de go to know booze or something and they know how on a golden. They'll watch okay. Why should kid so autumn put him in a movie theater room. I pick screen all. I got cartoons. Yeah i mean movies you know. Incredible hollis hawking. Ask questions all learn paula. Emily who is not intended speech. I don't like the accusing them pads. We don't want out chew raised on. Ipm quit dropping them off over here for. they beat somebody to talk to other than. Aren't your grandkids vegan or something. Aren't there to a vegan. That's another thing coming in. You carly left. Beijing whitney time. He came in moth house eating. Some real i gave can shis over job just got being kept looking. Eat it a little bit more guinea look at it. The collie came in daddy. What did you give him eating real. He don't eat meat. I said yes. He does dude at our house here. Asking me to sit raised these kid watch these kids. I watch these kids like our won't to how long they been in the water until they look like pearl coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening to morning show at target. We know a good deal means a great deal this week through saturday december nineteenth. It's time to finish off your list with deals on apple save up to thirty percent on home appliances and up to thirty percent of toys and games with the holiday clock. Ticking it's never too late to make a lasting impression with last minute gifts for everyone on your list shop in store and at target dot com bring more to every moment for less only at target exclusions apply. All right steve here. We are last break of the day. It's the last break-up yes it is what are you doing. That's been a good day. Oh you weren't now we're sending now to i. No okay let me do this. You know Oh hey i got. I got something i wanna share with you all today today. When i woke up this morning i had because it was super bowl weekend. We were in miami. I didn't do my usual meditation every morning. And i missed about three days in a role early morning meditation. I always get up something. I've doing for a little while now. I started last summer. And i very rarely miss a day. I've been very very happy about that. The benefit of it is it gives me a moment alone before the hectic part of the day begins hand before the phone starts ringing. And before i used to wake up and look at my emails and my tax and get started and i stopped doing that and it has been a big refresher for me and my life because i just felt like i was starting my day wrong. I needed to have some spirituality bought into my life first thing in the morning and i've found that every since two summit us been a very very important aspect convinced very calming for me. It has been very Very invigorating it has helped me change the way a lot of my days. Start but that alone. Time that i spent having my spiritual moment With my creator is two way. I've chosen to do it. I want to tell you all something. If you haven't tried that give it. A try is something about the early morning hours before you start hearing trafficking before you turn the tv own answer. Emails or text is something about the quiet of early morning before the house starts moving around plates clanging and stuff like that and door shutting. It's an amazing time to get in touch with your spirituality. And i suggest just give it a try. You know it may not be for you. It may not. I don't i don't know you But it happens a lot. I was reading. Scripture wants Doing this thing. And it was saying. And i'm paraphrasing it because it's showing what it said exactly but i will come with you in the early mornings and hear your cry and so it has been very beneficial to me and this morning in particular after spending about three days not doing it. Today i sat down at all. I did in my journal. 'cause i have a bible. I have a daily devotional. I have a journal all did in my journal this morning was i began to write out everything i could finco that i want to thank him for a just put a list of things. I was grateful for the next thing. I know i'd field up to page. I mean to complete pages in my journal. A nice not a piece of notebook paper. you know. Go on a three ring binder but it's a substantial piece of paper and i feel it up because i was just couldn't stop writing and i was writing everything thinking for safe passage in the airways i think for my children's health thanked him for guidance. I started thinking him for everything he's done for me that i pray about and the things that he's done for me that i don't play about thinking from breath. I thanked him for measure of health. I thanked him for being able to have a lifestyle beyond my dreams. I was thinking him for the ability to dress myself. I was thanking him for for meeting people for taking on the mantra of two thousand and twenty twenty twenty of no complaints. I just decided twenty twenty. I didn't wanna complain. So i've cut back on that i haven't stop completely catch myself every now and then but i've been so far. I've cut down on complaining drastically and i thanked him for that. Because instead of complaining whenever i feel like i wanna complain about something. I find a way to be grateful to be grateful for. So i've i've replaced complaining with gratitude. Wow wow what a game changer. What an amazing mental state that puts you in if you can exchange complaining for gratitude. Gratitude is a very very underrated principle of success. Not many people talk about it but the more grateful you are the more things crave god will give you to be grateful for the more great for you are the more thing god god will give to you to be grateful for. That's a fact. That's a fact. And so i'm suggesting to everybody get up a little bit earlier and spin twenty minutes fifteen minutes a start dead more. You could do to better but if you could start with ten quiet minutes. Which is you and you and god and i don't care what faith you hand just you and god just spent some time talk with him. Thank you tell him what you want. Tell him what you need asking for the help that you off but tell him you love him. Tell me and tell them you trying to get it right and you need some help and tell him what you want and thank him soon. Amazing way to start your day. Just give it thought show. That's all those close remarks Y'all have great week right. Took for all steve harvey context no purchase necessary void where prohibited participants must be legal. Us residents at least eighteen years old. Unless otherwise stated for complete contest rules visit steve harvey fm dot com. You're listening to dave harding morning. 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