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ACS (Part 1): Jason Whitlock

The Adam Carolla Show

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ACS (Part 1): Jason Whitlock

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one. Well, the first half of the show, we take a deep dive into severe eggs, Joey heatherton, so we got a lot of range going here. My friends. Oh, it is heart. Breaking news. I will spare you that I some happy news blinds galore. They got a fourth of July sale starts this week. Everything is fifty percent off its best time to buy custom blinds and shades, but hurry, because the sale's gonna end Monday July eighth. They've covered over two million windows that just did the rest of the windows in my kids room. All hand built from scratch delivered right to your door from measuring the picking out the perfect window covering and installing it. They're experts are there to guide you through every step of the way online or over the phone. This is what they do. They're black belt. What's and blinds? Like that line and have a new Bill. 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I'm all fired up today. What is going on well, in general, generally fired up, I was generally fired up today, but I had this thing, and I don't know why. But I do know why I am plagued by people putting things in weird places that don't really make sense. Sometimes on your behalf. And then kind of fucking your shit like in a housekeeping way. Yeah. Just make it to Sapir. But what good does that do me a thousand situations Lynette like you gotta have your spare key? And you gotta keep it by the door with other keys. So when you're out of town, if I gotta move your car, and I've spent thousands of hours just like opening drawers and look, here's stuff going like wear, you know, try profile the mind killer. Right. But you can't you have to go down to the doctor letters lair. Right. The criminal mind. Thrown at you. So it's like the other day I was I got a loaner car for few weeks. And one of the things I wanted to do is like program the garage door opener into the into the rear view thing where the button is on the car, so I go, okay, so I say, to my guy, Pete, you got a program, whatever. And then he goes, okay. Well, we need the garage door clicker, and then I go okay now let the odyssey began everybody led the odyssey begin. I will do just open all the drawers closest to the garage now. And then at some point at some later time, I explained Peter, this is a large part of my life. Just opening drawers and looking for stupid stuff. And at some point, it's upstairs in the dining room and the built in Bank cat thing, hutch, the hutch where you would keep China and play setting. And grow with the garage door opener with some change with us a mini screwdrivers for sunglasses with some chapstick and things of that nature. And I'm just like we, please everyone, please. Here's the thing. Just leave stuff out. Don't don't bring it somewhere. Put it in a drawer and closed the drawer. I'm screwed. And then I always tell people you could do that, or you just take it and just Chuck it toward the Ivy hill, because it's exact same to me, so man in the void. Yes, so met, and there's a lot of that, and I spend a lot of time looking for lot of stuff that people again, with maybe the best or at least fair to Midland intentions, just are just sort of putting in the wrong place and then closing the drawer the door and then going out of town or whatever moving on moving on. So I would like to stab some rules, and I hope we could come to four. I've eight million conversations with people where it's like I ha- whereas my notebook I had it out on the tail well, so and so put it away, like where do you put it put it behind the bar. Like, why, why just leave it on the table this leave it there? Or you may put it behind the bar. But you must tell me, you can't just do it. And then you can go the mic August route, which is we didn't ask I didn't know we ask, idiot anyway. So. Goodman, Matt, the Andrea, who is ex military ROTC guy in very. He's, he's, he's just an organized gun, very organized guy. He he follows all the rules like Dr drew put the keys in the fridge. Don't forget the vaccine for the flu that needs to be refrigerated, blah, blah, blah. Every once in a while guy like that screws the pooch and at the Corolla drinks party, we had the listener party and fans party. He announced that he let his custom Ray bans, his custom built Ray ban sunglasses were left behind. And I said, well, that's not like you. And he said, yeah, I know I showed up, and it was light. And then when you leave it's dark. And that's the first thing that'll bite you and mix that with a few beers. And that's what happens, but he said, I took them off. And I set them on a little intake, that's by the bathroom, that's not used for eating or shuffling or work or anything. It's a little table, and that's where I set them. And I said, well, that was on a Saturday. I said, well, hopefully they'll just be there. When you go look on a Sunday or Monday, and then I became obsessive over it. And so did he so he'll weekend Runar? They're gone. Okay. So they're gone. And I said, okay, they're gone. Yes, I should. Nobody stole them. The people they're friendly. They're not by the way, the place thinned out, by the time you laughed in left your glass. Hey Matt had left and left his classes, ten o'clock at night. Everyone was gone and whoever's left wouldn't have stolen them. But I do know what happened. Somebody pick them up in the name of doing something right? And I said, they handed it to like, Nate Nate put it in his desk drawer, shut it and then don't say a word and then they're gone. They're just go on Mars. And I kept saying every time ago, did you talk? I talked to Kaelin Kaelin hasn't seen. Have you talked to Dylan Dylan's out sick? But dill it's coming back tomorrow. And I'm going to talk to then Matt asked every human being the other shop this shop where those crisis. And he's like I saw him earlier today, and I was like, I, I guess they're gone, but I know they weren't stolen. I know somebody just by the way, you can leave them on the table because that's what the person's memory. They're hoping. That's where they are. So they're going to go back to the scene of crime and lost his kids. What was the rule? Stay where right? Counting on you ought to come back for the rest of us day where loved last parents. Well, the beef air to my family, we would never be at a place where I would get lost. You have to be at magic mountain public Disneyland or something. That's where you lose a kid, you know, lose on your room at the door lock recount letting on a mattress on the floor. Slot. Right. So I kept saying, I kept saying to Matt, we're gonna find this glasses. Somebody put them somewhere. They're not saying anything which they do to me all the time. And it drives me insane and nobody stolen, nobody stolen in their custom glasses. They don't think they're there. Those are my way fares. No, they're not. No, they're different. So. Certain point today, he just went, well, they're gone because I've talked to everybody and nobody knows where they are. And they're not worried left them and he's bright enough to know. I set him on this little table again. Then table. It's an a little in table with some auction car auction, catalogue, sitting, there's no reason to straighten up or do anything. They're gone. So I said, well, I said, I hope wherever took him as wearing them and enjoying them. Now I'm shifting. I'm shift. I, I was in denial. Then there's. Pardoning and now there's a full-blown I've accepted this, and I hope they're enjoying them. And then I pause. And I said, oh, got an Email from Nate and Nate talk in my pin mile son. We gotta do an interview with Ken miles, and the door to Nate's office was closed, which sometimes is if he's on a business, call or something of that nature, and I said, Matt, let's talk to Nate about Ken mile son, and I opened Nate's office door and I walked into his office, and Matt, the Andrews behind me, and I said, oh, where's Nate always out to lunch? And I went okay, and I started her and leave and Matt turn around leave. And on the top of the bookshelf behind us on a black bookshelf where Matt's blacks on glass. So what a reason celebrate you must have been happy was happy. Like I told you I look. You put them in an office. You put him on a bookshelf and you close the door to that office. And how would the person ever possibly find them? How would they find that there's no way you never said a word? And that's that's it. Now NATO go. Somebody gave them to me. I just sent him on the shell. Don't send them behind you open. Put him you know what I do? I set everything put on the entry table wide out in the open, this, let the person have chance. And in today's day NHL, this isn't the first thing you think of, but a quick Email to the staff just hey, found glasses if the yours takes three. That's what human being do. So anyway, he's happy. But I said there, Nate desk or somebody that something somebody moved them said nothing and I don't know magically expects you to find them. Heads up max bag, you can get Nate. If you can run Nate down, call Nate Nate, what are, what are bets that someone hand them to Nate? Yeah. Some was cleaning up it, but handed them to Nate. But man asked everyone in the building. Did you see these glasses no-one said, I handed them to Nate. That makes it sound like Nate spotted him and just let me throw these in my office for safe. Keeping he talked to anybody else. That's a black shelf with black sunglasses. And the way he's gonna find that safe. Keeping the way, the office works as when you open the door and walk in the shelves behind you to your back. You talk to eight and then you would leave, I would I've been in out of his office, and haven't seen them, somehow Matt's. Head was on a swivel looking for wasn't there at the party. No stronger theory of mind than someone else found on glasses either put them atop there because he's the boss over there or or handed him to them. But we make a rule where everyone gives everyone else a God damn fighting chance to, to re retraced their steps and find what they lost, and I had, I was at the Toyota grand prix three weeks ago. I had my cell phone sitting on our table. We were watching the race in having some beers, and I had my phone on the table. At a certain point ran into somebody. We knew like at another table, four feet away like, oh, man, we walked with our beers. And then I turn around and my phone was gone. And I like who took my phone, and it's like at some point like ask a bartender, like, you know, right phone is, I didn't don't know last a waitress a phone hold on. Let me. S O and so found some other waitress it was one hundred feet away like, yeah, I got it. You got it. And this is your phone. He left it behind. Yeah. That you're playing, I'll take this thing and then magically, maybe so in the last me, maybe they won't. But I won't announce anything when I was at the Burbank airport. I set my goddamn backpack down five feet behind me. The guy came up and took it and went to the sheriff's office. He didn't hold it up. And go to sports Mars is the most efficient quickest method. Now that guy was an asshole. I'm assuming wanting to do what he did. But the phone person wasn't in. Nate is in. It's just it's misguided do-goodery looks and now the deal. Pounds wordy went through security that no, no. I'm not talking about the sunglasses kin the rule be if it's at a party and the glasses or wherever just please leave them where they are give they person a chance to reach trace their staff. Yeah. And is there a better feeling than you know, you lost? And it's in the parking spot, under your car where you pulled away or St. s or you may collect said item such a cellphone or sunglasses. You must make proclamation Moore's. You're kinda Steeler, four people up in the executive suite watcher, Toyota, grand prix. You're taking a phone turning around, and leaving you must say those four people is this anyone's phone, you gotta give the person of fighting chance. All right. So we'll see if we can figure out what Nate did with glasses and maybe someone said them on the shelf. It's also weird place to put those needed nothing to do with this, like literally, they just put it in his office and didn't tell him. I don't know. But the thing that's funny. As when it first started I was saying, I, I somebody handed him to Nate Nate put them in a paper towel wrap them up and put them in his lower Georgia's desk, and then went no-one said no one asked. Yeah. So that was my proclamation at the top. We shall we shall find out bad news carb haters. Bad news. The car baiters car haters. I talked to Vinnie and Vinnie just about fat documentary on him on. I mean, Dr show, stumbled into something bad news. Well, it's bad news about my family probably spends twenty six thousand dollars a year at the Starbucks. That's near nearest in my house. They normally you don't know the answer to this, but owner VIP status card because you should be getting rewards on that. You should get fleas. Starbucks we, we get we get croissants, stuffed with goo and round his and then Lynette gets the child day that she takes a sip of doesn't fit. Okay. There's nothing there's no offerings for the ace man at the low carb offerings, but some months ago when I was with Mike Lynch and Mike Lynch has been on the Vinnie diet as well. And Mike Lynch is studious guy. He announces to me. Oh, they have the SUV eggs, eight bytes, and I went over really. And then we went down to the Starbucks. We're in, like Indian casino in Reno or something. But we went down there, and he said, yeah. Check them out the ham, and the cheese and the whatever and the and the. And the cheese. They presented as low carb options just presented as a ham and cheese minus minus the. Minus the English Muffin or whenever the croissant or whatever they're baked to look like little muffins look like little cut. Okay. Yeah. And it's like, oh, okay. So what, what is this? And Mike Lynch is like it's cheese. It's a it's bacon. And it's. Hours in their later, low carb, and it's just it's a little ball of egg, and I'm like okay, and so he goes, you haven't tried these and I go, no, these are new. And so he does and I did. And, and I was like got good really good. Figure it out. I was like, okay now should've known because I then bought like a SUV broiler and brought it home. And I was like all make me some SUV eat eggs, and she did. And they taste like softballs like rubbery tough, you whatever. That didn't work out the way thought she was like what's in like each scramble and AIG, and then you put bits of bacon and cheese. And you boil it in the water and it's like doesn't taste like the Starbucks. But I there scientists over there that professionals, whatever. So. Not very often, but often enough when I was going, by the Starbucks, as I moved for some of those v day cts, and I'll get to eggs and. Got the eggs, and enjoy them and Vinnie was on in Vinnie was like I tried this Evita aches. And I was like, yeah, right. We those are good, right? Those are fine. This AIG bacon cheese, and whatever does. No muffin. There's no croissant. He's like, no, you're gonna ruin all of live. You've ruined most of life for me Vinnie. But now you're gonna take it all there's a little sliver labs. Puff it up or something. Right. There's well I will tell you guys. So when Natalia or Lynette, or whomever is doing their Starbucks run getting the croissant and the child day fashioned Dona. Yeah. I've been the one go oh again, give me the SUV tag, vide Guan's something for that Vinnie site. I tried them. And I was like in in. Did you read ingredients or something? He goes, no, no. I felt it here. The ground bugging Indian, he DACA. He goes, I, I felt it. I felt they said I've said my car it might truck driving back from whatever I stopped this Starbucks. I grabbed the SUV aches. I start eating them on the road. And he's like I felt like you felt it it's just it's aching bacon. Right. He's like, no. It did not feel meeting, not the texture but in his liver, literally gut he said it did not feel. All right. And I should pull line too much. She he's like he said, I'm so often this stuff, diviner, he'd, yes, he is physically in Kito, SIS ketosis. So he goes, I felt that and it was wrong, and I was like, no. Are you gonna ruin this? And then I thought once in a while like Vinnie does like with pub cheese or something he'll go well, there's some stabiliser. I don't really like that. But I guess it's okay and you'll go that's crying crying wolf. I said, I don't like it, and then he pulled up ingredients 'Second God, damn you, God, damn you've any course the Halloween greedy aunts, by the way on the SUV. Eat egg bites baking in Green Bay. Career career career Adrian cities grew guy. Sky during Greer cottage cheese is the first thing in it. That's the first thing that's odd. And also cottage cheese sucks. Wow way. No, no good. Malto. Dexterous. Never three citric acid. In two eggs. Bites Kerrigan mono and dignity Sikeli, lot locus being gum guar. Gum vitamin, this is obviously after the eggs, that she is the wholesome ingredients eggs is way down there. Citric acid water monitoring rate, Jack potato starch potatoes. Dr God, damn disastrous fry ruined now all of life is ruined but I did turn to thoughts of Dawson, because this is your green machine. This is me thinking, I'm eating eggs. And you think you're eating broccoli, green machine and you got green machine and you took a hit off your green machine and you're like this tastes. Good. And I took a hit off my nothing. But eggs and went, well, this is electable. And that's when you have to stop a dream last night. I was getting a Panini like purchasing starts. Alad carbon. This is for two months, plus Vinnie knows. And he's he's his feelings are marginally hurt. But he knows that this is why he's not invited to the crews because Notre. They're all right. I got an update on Joey heatherton. Good. Brought around brought her up yesterday yourself as waiting to take a deep dive up to we get holding. He's not picking up we call them. So look with Dan sunglasses. I know they're up there. All right. So. I got an update on Joey heatherton. You can find some pictures, Joey, Heather. She was a sex symbol from the sixties. And seventies, she do all those Bob. Hope usoc. Oh, okay. Famous for being Joey heatherton, which she. Yeah. She would walk out. She walkout something tight Bob and walk out with his golf club. And everyone was Surco and going nuts. I know the name, but, I couldn't tell you think she'd done, she has the best name for that decade ever heatherton. Yes, she choose like all right. She was married to wide receiver. Lance rental who is Pro Bowl wide receiver. So named from the sixties, Dallas cowboy Lanza Renzo. Yeah. Pro bowler back. Anyway. Lance was the guy was arrested for exposing himself ten-year-old rental that Lance ran so. Yeah. Right. Anyway, I'll, I'll read you some of her anyway, I was just reading about her on Wicky, and then I started go down, and it was a whole bunch of arrests. Oh, no, no look at I'm scared. I, I'll tell you about. Purple. That's right. Quality, you want a quality of sleep in your life. I've always said, good, TV good car, and good mattress. And that is purple. That's right. Feels different than anything you've experienced brand new material developed by an actual rocket scientist firm, yet soft and it's breathable to keep you cool. And that's what I need at night. There's a one hundred night risk free trial. That's over three months. If you're not satisfied referred return for full refund got a ten year warranty free shipping and returns. And right now, my listeners get a free purple pillow with the purchase of the mattress. That's an addition to great free gifts. They're offering site-wide. 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I mean, four grand in one thousand nine hundred twenty grand any nineteen eighty-five, same at your interfering with a government agency, she slapped and pulled the hair of Manhattan passport agent nineteen eighty six stabbing ex-boyfriend Jerry Fisher in the hand with a steak knife. And when that happened, she handed her purse to police to prove identity, but she forgot that she had a grandma coke inside happening as true. All charges were dropped Matt sunglasses. Put them in the Mike said he didn't ask Joey how. Right. All charges were dropped because the search was unconstitutional, apparently to look through a purse twenty fourteen. So she put together a few good years of staying out of trouble. And then she attacked her neighbor with a shoe in Sherman oaks, because she hated that the neighbor used the blender in the morning and ambushed her in the lobby of their apartment building with a stiletto. Thrive. Best in the rich man. Poor man department, the AM and PM is the blender you're either new in the morning, smoothie or the nighttime Dachary. It's not at one, it's not a new right now thing on the beach at a ball. Yeah. The home thing on a weekday nights, or am, so she's thinner rights, unreasonable use of a blunders of morning blender drags. His blender out start fires that bad boy. Eight forty five. Yeah. See the business end of a shoe. I love it when hot chicks told. No, that's there. So when you're Joey heatherton, you are the word. Yes. From age twelve and a half to age thirty. You never hear the word. No. And then at some point, you jump the shark a little bit. And you start hearing the word. No, or you're not right. Or get your not next in line or ma'am. Step back or whatever. And you have. No, you're sensually, essentially, you're a leader of banana Republic, whose dad ran the country and then older brother ran the country. And now you run the country. This is south North Korea or Cuba, or whatever, and you're not used to someone going. Hey, shut up and sit downs move aside, if it's so many years of being told, yes, it's like it's confusing. And so when someone it's Josh Kabar slap that cop like that of somebody ever even tell. Tells you something you don't wanna hear you like I'm gonna hit you now because I've never heard that before and judging by this was twenty fourteen so she was sixty eight when she attacked her neighbor with show. Do we have a picture of her now? I'm just curious what what's going on? So super hot chicks hearing, the word no, at, like, h thirty six for the first time in their lives like the native Americans like seeing the ship's Covington, landfall came a hesitate. I don't know what it is. Ryan, I get it. Story. Yeah. I'd like to like it's gotta be a weird. It's weird like the first time a hot chick here the word. No. Or I'm good or NATs gets Kip to the back of the line. What's, what's your friends name better, but to be fair about it? Dudes, Brian Ila test. This all certainly, does, it is, you get used to know or shut up or get to the back of the line, like early and often, like, Brian issue. Well, acquainted gone with and sit down. No. You don't make it and know and quiet and go there and shut up like you're very well versed at that hearing, the opposite is almost almost the equivalent of hearing, the know for the first time for the thirty six year old hot check your denial. I come in. I can go into the ball up. Yes. Yes. Yes, I completely. I've had it happen a million times where I've went to been invited to some red carpet. And I got to go publicist goes goes into the red carpet and the big brother holding the clipboard goes your names on it, and I go, okay trouble. I'm heading home. And then the publicist comes and gets you in the parking on it goes, no, no, no. You got just tell them who yarn than telling you can go through and the worst the worst phrase is act. Like you've been there before one isn't that mean I don't know how to I don't know how to act like that. One is manifest itself. So you've been there. She always heatherton quietly. Impossibly one of the hottest name as you. She always still slim together. Kind of like maybe a Idaho. Susan powder vibe. Yeah. Oh, stop. It seems a little. Anyway, much worse. I was she's lovely anyway, I had to go home and look up. Joey heatherton, and I didn't know she had many arrests and assaults on a record. We have her on the should we talk to Mike August. I, I feel like our calendars open. I don't think she's going to be doing Ted talk or something in the bay area feel like she's just sitting somewhere like Encino Jason right now just in a condo. Mike could probably book Joey heatherton. She just gave the commencement speech at Caltech, so she's probably Nate's on line five. Nate. Adam, I'm looking are you calling for a hundred yards away? I'm trying to solve the mystery of good. Sorry. Matt the Andrea sunglasses. I found him in your office on the shelf. They. Mate? Hello. Sunglasses shelf, Matt. Yes, I found them Monday, and I knew there, right by the bathroom sitting there. So on the table floor. Floor sitting on an end table, not sitting there. Yeah. Table. And I knew that someone would eventually come and look for them. And if I did not with them in my office, they would fantasy. I did not want them to van. Did you alert anyone to this news that they're in your office? No. Because I didn't know who say were so I just put them there. What don't you feel like the person would have a lesser chance of finding them? If you silently, put them in your office. Under the local of darkness. My mind. I was going to tell someone. It's been a little bit of a crazy week. I put them there so that they would not go away stolen by one of the employees sticky fingered employees. Exact. Well, I don't know things. Just have a habit of disappearing. I'm sure you know that too. So I put it you know, I wanted to take them, I would have just taken them, of course. But I didn't. Now you didn't set them on your desk. You put him on the black shelf bookshelves on the office. Yeah. I just put him up there, because I knew that I would just leave him there till someone said, hey, did anyone pair Ray bans, and then I'd be like, yes. Their mouths. But you didn't tell anybody else. I have not old soul about the no correct. So there's not a high likelihood of somebody finding them in your office who's going back to look for their glasses which was mad. I I my in my mind, there was a high likelihood if you left a pair of hundred dollar RayBan somewhere at a party, which they were just left out that you would go that someone would go ask for them. I was pretty fierce someone with come asking. Well, they asked everybody but you weren't you weren't there. Evidently when they were asking. Mant was asking everybody. Got it. Well. No. That and okay putting them away, putting them away is fine. You must announce that you've taken them and put them somewhere, that's, that's the only disconnect. Yep. I mean, the difference for me would be if I have them in my desk drawer or took them homes. That would be bad. I left in my mind, I figured when you have expensive glasses, you come looking, but, you know you on the shelf on the bookshelf in your office with the door closed. My doors open most of the tax, not this. Nate. Why didn't you mail the staff and say, hey, found pair sunglasses? Hit me up three hours describe Bono. Get it never really crossed my mind. All right. Next time. I just I've never been writer in my life. I was wrong. I said. I said, I said to Matt, I said there in nature drawer and his office. And he won't tell anybody and you're supposed to somehow find them now and you won't be able to do it. All right. You're good guy. Get back to work. I'll see soon in something about Ken mile son. We have to interview, right? All right. I'll talk to you in person. Leave the door open. You got it. All right. So we all had a little piece of right man. 'cause I was mostly specifically he picked up. You gotta listen. You gotta listen to all the wording. See people do all the time. Or they go there were just there by the bathroom. It's like on the table to sitting on a table where Matt left not on the floor, not in the bathroom, the toilet, not the old just where he left them on the deck. I swear to God I when, when I heard the story I said, NATO come Nate, put them in a store, Nate hidden for you said about thinking and this is what this is. Whereas aunts told nobody. And by the way, had every intention of doing it. But we're now mid week heading toward the end of the week, this happened on Saturday. When were you going to, and you put them on a shelf, that you don't must with where when were you going to bring this up shelf with flat black sunglasses? Everyone send that Email send that. Email. In a world where no one is the, you may leave them where they were give me the forty eight hour rule. What is it the what's that stupid rule when you drop food, and it's like second five lifetime rule lifetime for me? But for everyone else, it's a stupid fives. I just leave where they were for forty eight hours. See what happens. All right. I is closed. Yes, I've never been more satisfied, my life, JJ arms to go into business together. All right. Let's take a break. We'll come back and do the news right after this. Gene. Break. All those crazy. Trump tweets for gene, grad trouble. The news with, gene. The news with Gina grad. We'll have some sad news. We talked about this. The other day. Reality star Beth Chapman wife of Duane dog Chapman has died. She was fifty one, and this is the third, I believe the people who were put in a medically induced coma and didn't make it. We just keep this just keeps coming up in the news, the star of the dog about eight hundred died of throat cancer in a Honolulu hospital after a few days in the medically induced coma, her husband tweeted early in the morning, saying this would be the time of the day, they usually go hiking. The couple had been filming a new reality show called dogs most wanted, which was supposed to premiere next year. It's unclear if the show will air at this time at the time of reading this, that's all the information I guess John singleton was fifty one well. Fifty something. You too. Now, we gotta find out max, Pat, when everyone's birthday was crazy, if they were, you know, weeks or days days apart, but medically deuce coma for all three. Yes. And I do remember reading that with with Beth with at least one of their port said, she kept when she was sort of semi lucid kept trying like pulling at her wires, and pulling her tunes so that would put her in. Yeah. But that that was just one report. I happen to come through automotive on your list of things do for you die people into a medically induced coma and come out toying with literally right before, you know shin of it. But immediately drew explain to me actual God induced coma better than medically -duced, which I didn't I didn't see coming. Drew to when they do that, generally, at least with Luke Perry isn't a to decrease swelling, somehow it decreases swelling when you're put in a medically induced coma, I guess, well out of it. It's, it's all bad, but somehow, drew I was saying to drew, like, well singleton a medically dues comas they're cheaper than I on him. And then they're gonna let the swelling go down. And then they're gonna bring him out of the coma, or whatever and he was like. That the bit last resort. Like doctors would not do that to you. If you didn't like if it wasn't like like dire, you're saying if your kid went to the orthodontist to get his braces justed. They wouldn't put him in a medically induced coma saying that I'm saying that would be a last resort. I they do it if the kid, you'll put up. Nitrous. Exactly. Yeah. Maybe several steps before the guts, the medically induced coma of a maniac. Singleton fifty-one Beth Chapman, fifty one fifty two the eight sixty seven and sixty six. Yeah. Weird. So I do remember an episode of house where he wanted to kick drugs. So he put himself in a medically induced coma, so he wouldn't have to feel withdrawals. Oh house dog. Yeah. House about I love that show loves that show who owe doghouse. It may be reality. Joe? Frankly, it may be the chicks, white chicks. Wire is house. Oh, maybe that's not a bad that I never watched it. Everyone goes ivory Cheetos. Oh house is awesome. That every dude goes, you gotta watch wire feel that maybe you're y I like that. Yeah. Wire wirehouse light wire, why are. Yeah. Yeah. It's very reasonably chick wireless house. Well, it turns out, we haven't heard the last from Robert Muller Tuesday evening. It was announced that the former special counsel will testify publicly in front of congress on July seventeenth about his nearly two year investigation into Russian meddling in the twenty sixteen election because he had said, I'm gonna say this once and I'm not talking about it anymore. Congress Jerrold Nadler, Nate ler chair, nobody seems to like I, he seems a molar seemed to like his civilian life. Yeah. Addis. He doesn't tired wasn't he? Yeah. Thing. I don't think he likes the circus part of them. Yeah. So any part of. This is the statement, they said Americans have demanded to hear directly from the special counsel. So they can understand what he and his team examined uncovered determined about Russia's attack on our democracy. The trumps the Trump campaign's acceptance and use of that help and President Trump and his associates obstruction of the investigation into that attack. We look forward to hearing his testimony as to all Americans, and I did also hear this, this might not end up happening. But Muller plans on really just reading his less statement saying, look this, I already did this, and I'm happy to repeat it for you, but nothing new is probably gonna come out. I don't think it's going to work the head. Oh, god. They brought. What's his name from Watergate era, who was the council for Nixon Carter page? No Watergate aspects of the name, it's a John dean or, or command are one of those they brought like a decrepit guy from the Watergate era out to say, this is the worst. This is worse than Watergate, but he didn't have any knowledge of it. And then the Republicans is torn to him. And then he looked like an idiot, and the Democrats like an idiot for trotting him out there, they're going gonna have to get onto some policy soon, because they're, they're just beating this horse. It was John Denia who did it? He was Nadler got him trotted him up, or Adam shift, or whoever did it. And he just seemed decrepit seem to low addle and whatever what I'm saying is whatever the policy is. Let's get onto the policy people. Or you can do this. But I, I think this is backfiring. I don't think it's gonna work. I don't think he's going to say anything that he didn't write in his report, and then you're going to seem like you're doing what you're doing. All right. Well, some, some sad news for ESPN fans, Bob Lee in a ridge inal, ESPN anchor. Oh, how dare you? Grandma's, grandma. Appreciate chitchat. We weren't sell for the show. Well, whenever I told Brian whenever I don't know, excuse me, how to pronounce his last name. I always YouTube their name and the word interview, because somebody has them. So I always hear I checked with Brian. He decidely stripe. He's the longest tenured employees at the sports network. He is retiring, the sixty four year old host of outside the lines. Former sportscenter anchor has been with ESPN since nineteen seventy nine original anchor in the beginning. Yep. In September, he announced that he was taking ten months, the battle. And now he is officially retiring next week after a forty year career which week. Yeah, he did say the statement to be clear, this isn't Tirlian my decision. I enjoy the best of health and the many blessings of my friends and family. And it is in that context that I'm making this change. But they're So Chris Berman who's been with the SPN just a month, less than -ly. Berman's hair doing. I feel I shell of former self is yeah, he's not that good on the Ernie more. Bob Lee still, very good heels outside the lines. And he's I do watch that show every once in a while. And he's often missing which makes me think maybe his mouth issues. But either way he was very good in the show is very good. Is Berman lost is fast ball or has sports, evolve main, Jason Whitlock coming in here? A lot of guys like stepped in up a come up around people, and like there's a lot of good personalities. And a lot of hot takes a lot of good stuff out there. Now, I think and a combination of losing a little speed on your fastball. All of the above your read about all those things I think the game the game, I radically being TV passed him by a little bit because he's still sort of he's actually almost only leaning on those sticks when damaged does the back to just kind of all he does. He does the just run. Different era. Yeah. He's, he's still doing the stick the Berman. Right when it worked. But that was long long time ago. All right. Let me hit. Castrol edge consultant forever action viscosity breakdown. 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While he admitted to doping women with a powerful set of the quail Lieut, which I didn't know you could get anymore. I don't know that you can a jury time ago. Yeah. Throughout his tenure jury convicted Cosby of all counts declared him to be a sexual violent crime, by the way. Quay lewd, has the greatest selling point of not only any form of suitable drug. But if anything ever invented she's. Yeah. Touch us something. You know, sometimes they'll say, like it's good for what ails year so Mukta Quayle, which are, which are they don't manufacture anymore, but lose lewd, the basically was always pitched as a drunk pill. It is basically, you take this pill, or you can drink a six pack anyone on the Vinnie time say. Say it's up to calorie count. You're welcome lady. A lot of cards q t sticking that pill. Yeah. Yeah. Suvi quayle. So I was always describes you take this pill. It's like doing six pack of beer. It makes sense and it was like oh drunk pill. Did you ever try one? No. I remember. One of my sisters loser. Boyfriends had a tattoo like back when tattoos meant something like a homemade tattoos. He was like a street kid or something tracks, and it said, roar seven fourteen. And I being eleven or thirteen or something had no context for tattoos. I looked. I believe I looked at his tattoo and I went. Jovi was that did chip your on like, in the navy like the number of your ship? And he's like, no, that's what it says unacquainted like us family. What a beer own. Wait. You don't need air tears. Sister, brought home was awesome to us at us blame to the family best rightist, Kuna medic, who owned barbecues. Galore. No brother-in-law. Now didn't have a corvette dealership. No. But he did have a roar. I swear to God, we what's it Santa Quayle, say, roar seven fourteen I think could be like seven sixteen. Well, the only two movies I can think of that talk about are almost famous when she. Oh, jeez on quails, and she does look very drunk. And is it wolf evolve? They take a great submit. They take dated Quayle's that shouldn't work anymore. Rohrer. R. O. R. E. R seven fourteen doesn't acquainted. Well, guess I'll I know that. Asked me my daughter's middle name. Asked me what was on race form and nineteen seventy seven. For nineteen seventy seven fourteen. Well, oh, he was middle name is. Oh. Picky. I had no other context, and it must be about. You'll have. What it means if have a number like Mikhail's navy's or Sally. Yeah, it was awesome. Okay. All right. Jason Whitlock out there. Let's do one more. All right. Well, San Francisco on Tuesday became the first city in the US to ban the sale of e cigarettes until they get approved by the FDA. They're not approved by the way. No e cigarette has been approved by the FDA. The hill dot com reports that the ban include sales made both online and in brick and mortar stores. And also all look. Here's the thing. San Francisco in LA you to cities. You gotta make a choice, it's either disease and typhus and typhoid and syringes everywhere and no declaring war, and plastic straws in east cigarettes. They can't be both the Cape. We cannot have filth everywhere homelessness everywhere, disease, everywhere. And you're having a press conference to nounce you're going after plastic straws, and you're banning straws, or you're banning cups over eighteen ounces or you're banning e cigarettes. Those are the things you do after you're done with the pot holes, and the bridges and the school system, and the homeless, and the taxes, and the regulation, everything is worked out. Then you go. Let's really fine. Tune this baby. And let's focus on e cigarettes, but you don't step over piles of humanity to get to the fuck and podium to delay. Your sanctimonious e cigarette thing, why is it does that just feel sort of lose lose -i living in San Francisco? You're getting it coming and going like, yeah. And when you put it like that, you know, this, if this is grandstanding or, you know. Lang whatever. But if it's, it's sort of virtue, signaling, and this is the biggest problem you really are telling, you know, sick or mentally ill or drug addicted, people, you don't matter more than you even better. Resources to something we've and more that to sing on nicotine, which does has no properties to it. Other than nicotine is the same as caffeine. It's just something. It doesn't have any doesn't make you fat. It doesn't it has an addictive quality and much like camping, and it's a stimulant but there's nothing bad about nicotine. Just like there's nothing bad about Kathy. Now, the bad part about cigarettes is smoke in the lungs, the part where the water while I'm to saying the vapor, the water, vapor, and the nicotine in and of itself is zero fucking burger idiots who are grandstanding, even if it's a two, you have junkie shooting up on the streets. So perhaps, we could focus on that instead of this lose-lose, which is stepping over homeless. And you ask why blowhards grandstanding now we got at least we could just inside once over. Homeless people and run into potholes and quietly. Enjoy our lives, you Astles if they're fucking grandstand, and to me, it seems pretty clear that you're trying to draw focus from what the real problems are. But anyway, so they're going to outlaw. Yeah. And by the way, guess, who's really not happy about this, which is a San Francisco based company jewel main. Yup. Measure manufacturers cigarette companies. They said they're working with lawmakers to support the creation of stricter regulations. But hammered Tuesday's vote as harmful to those actually seeking to quit smoking regular this, because drew doesn't care about it doesn't care about nicotine is care about caffeine. And he also cites some studies, which are interesting which is e cigarette users have a much lower percentage of drug use. They're not sure how connected it is. But there's some multiple studies that are suggesting that, that's their weap-. And of choice. I guess, like I don't know. There's people that drink, but they don't smoke pot or something, you know, or they're people that are a chocoholic. Give me the chocolate. Nobody gets hurt. So either way, I don't. I'm not I'm not sitting here going, I hope my son uses e cigarettes. I'm saying city council fixed the fuck and homeless shit and fix the infrastructure in fixed the fucking schools. And if you have some time at the end of that week, you can burn some calories on e cigarettes right now. You're here, not interested don't care. All right. Let's bring it home. You got it. I'm Gina grad. And that's the news. Oh, no. That was the news with Gina grad. Simply safe. No one should feel unsafe at home, and that's why there is simply safe. Simplisafe dot com to is simply safe dot com slash Adam. 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Barstool Rundown - March 5, 2020

Barstool Rundown

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Barstool Rundown - March 5, 2020

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Hey but can't do anything tonight today. That's US every week just fucking year. That's a great sports fan. That's actually a really good selling point like you get into Nascar you'll have your head all right. We'll start off with I mean. Let's get back into corona virus all day every day we got three new updates on corona virus will start with Star this chick. Who is she like a CD person? I do not give him some kind of health and important person in the know informed about how to handle a corona bias. She says the most important thing is to not touch your face or your mouth today. Start working on not touching your face because when main way viruses spread is when you touch your own mouth nose or eyes and immediately proceeded to do the Finger Lik said she can flip the pages. Forget about corona virus. Lick your hands to turn a page on your old and dramatic. It's ridiculous turn the page. It's it's the silliest thing I don't think anybody under the age like fifty eight if I can't get up just never happened entire life. It really get like really sticky or the papers funny or something. You just kind of do it anytime lick and touch and you know what some people do which is so bizarre to like Bodega and things like that. They keep the lemon there. Yeah the Lemons Bizarre. I like. This is page. You've me last page I earned. I turned it all the time. And I'm so good at it. I would argue. I'm one of the best page-turners on the planet or never had a bad page Turner. You are a bona fide idiot. We did. We'd have a contest in Florida. You remember wasn't flipping through the menu. You beat the shit out of your fast page Turner so that was a challenge entering the gambled on it right out of the bed. I mean to to have to do that. It's only old people. It's such a weird thing but I hate this whole no touching your face and no because now. I'm just hyper aware touching my face all day every day touching. You're saying just don't break this little. Who are these people who are not touching their face today? Not have any itches. And I haven't touched my face in weeks and weeks with the president. I miss it face my nose. That JOE is. It's all the time being careful. You're going to get it. I think if you change your routine because you're gonNA get it. Yeah it's like playing in an all star game you play. Ashby hurt talking. Just thought like I think living in a bubble is bad. I do think being exposed to more. Germs is is better but I think once it's here it's probably a good idea to okay. I come I in everywhere visit my mouth today. Have you ever face today? Yeah hundred links as I sit on my mouth on my face on my ass today. I WANNA put that on. The day is young. Who Do you go in? What do you mean to go in that sucker when you clean it my answer? I think I think he does not know you. Just pure speculation that call it goes into this chap this this the. We've we've gone over this a lot of them because I never understood how people wash there is no. I don't go in or even really around almost shower. One hundreds of times shit showers at like ninety three percents of the time that's exists but when you think about it but I also feel like once a week all. That's why he's able to do this. Okay let's say you you've fell over some shit you landed in a pile of shit in your bare ass. You'd be like I got a shower. Clean is often you do it yourself like just women wipe it with toilet paper. I'll be fine. We don't even do the wh- we as humans take cleaning our asses wiper either. I'm a how many times your wife until it's done many took over four one. What everyone knows you white four times and if it's not clean clean after four splattered old? You're on seventh latterly God we're off the rails I also we. We saw this yesterday on Metro North Train. That's the commuter line that I take into the city. All WESTCHESTER GETS INTO NEW YORK. That way This dude sat on a three seater so metro north has the three in a row and he sat in the middle blocked off the window and on the aisle seat he leaves a note that says. I have been in the same office space as someone who's being tested for corona virus. I don't have any symptoms. But that's just something that I would like to know so I'm letting you know and everybody stayed away from the whole fucking train. Ride jeans roof is it. I can't decide if it's so. Is this guy genius or an asshole genius because he did get a free see to himself like they didn't the guy who showed me the pictures said that nobody's out with them. I have a teak here. I do not care about sitting with people. Everyone put people on the train a lot and on the Acela who always looking through like fifty cars trying to find one word. Both seats are open to sit next to somebody. I don't care I don't care when you sit next on the train. Like the Metro North Carolina Railroad. They get upset. We talking to me. I don't give me an Mardi are sitting on either end of the three senior. You'RE GONNA come in and said the middle I expect is yes we get an come on and they kind of know that they're being an asshole and they lean in make noises and they just point like. I'm sorry but I'm going to do it and then and then that person like Hopson puffs and then they also down their legs or rubbing lobby. Libyan men this because I'm speaking more about a sellers and stuff like that. I don't take a lot of public transportation like that. If seats are separate then you can just sit. You know you had a bench seat right on a separate seat. I I'll sit the fuck close. There's almost like our Now I don't have much experience bench seating metro-north they also have the ones that face each other. And if you put all five people in a five seater in Metro. North knees are knocking. People are searching for which strangers night's big time like establish dominance too. It's like are you Gonna. Wide Bitch goes to list whatever so there's rules to this shit and I I the reason I am not down with. This is because it's just like an unwritten rule and it does suck for everyone else and you're just being an asshole years exploiting plate. You also going to get in my own head about it. It's like it happened to me. I was getting drinks and wages came over with a tray and said I'm sorry. I copped on these on the way over here which get new ones and I was like no. I don't WanNa be rude. You just don't tell me. Yeah get sick. I I'm not gonNA really aren't but it was. That waitress who coughed under. I got sick at some move for a waitress to admit that right. Yeah just you would've known but there's no chance I'd tell them. Bring it back to put on. The table was down. There's a hair my food is. They must have misplaced you guys in general circumstances given right now if someone blatantly told me they caught on something that'd be like well honestly. I would've but my sister answered I and my sister said it's fine and then I had to. I was like well. You should just just take back. We're an asshole like there are plenty of people who'd be like send the manager over here So I think fuck this guy. I think what I would have done is. I would've gone and sat next to him and been like Oh metoo. We're good taste. Buds remember like one of my office has a to the idea that like this bench compared to this benches quarantine. You're the chamber. We all have it. If you haven't we all have it The last bit of Corona Virus This should be more of an after show topic but fuck it. We'll just get right into it Nate has the corners. Nate nate has been out sick for like four days with all the flu symptoms. But I'm actually on his side. He's not going to go to the doctor. Because I think if you go to the doctor right now. You're like they're not just going to be like. Oh yeah like golden better. They're like they're gonNA get quarantines way was like I don't know exactly but your apartment you thought to leave your perfectly three bucks. I think if you go up to like a clinic right now and say I have flu symptoms. I think that they're like you're not getting out of there for a while. Which is crazy. I don't think they can even test pseudo. Rian Rudy was on on this morning. There was like twenty five hundred tests kids or something like that. And why don't we just make more? Well that's Dr Oz was saying. We don't have enough masks of kids. This is why when the big league does make glossing over nate. Nate Scott Y. Hopi so now the so Dave Dave's logic and I kind of like this. Dave says he doesn't have it because it's not important enough to get corona virus so I read that the CDC said that forty percent of the world's going to get this forty give. It plays out the way they're killed like twenty two not GonNa Die Third. Seventy five million which is in big number but I really hope nate. Has it not so much because a nate? Nate has it that means other people who are going to get it and if Barstool sports can be traced to like the center of the outbreak throw is good. We have someone who will come in here all the time. That's pretty fucking we would rather merch to very we. Live ain't no celebrities coming in here again? You can trace like the outbreak in Hollywood back to some guests here. That's Barzel the other day. Six degrees Oh shit shit. If there's anyway Brad you face that'd be so awesome through Kevin Bacon through us. Oh that'd be I hope you find. Please follow me on twitter or Instagram Madonna. Why you didn't follow me follow. Kevin already followed me making people in the world. Eighty eight votes Kevin Casey Radio Yeah Not Palmer. Game gave us this week. Still be nice for now I mean I. I don't think we're GONNA know because I think. Nate is right in the sense of like if you just try to go to the doctor now. David there will the documents saying regular flu. What does Dr he knows if he got the virus? He's getting a race. Yes you are. The one person versus crimefighters I would milk. Let's like if I anything happens to me. I'm GonNa melt the show you know it was. A good idea is just like like yeah. Maybe he's just pretending because I was nate and I'm always looking for like sitting on his clothes so I'm GonNa go home right now. I'm nate and I'm pressing record and I'm doing like the corona podcast or the corona livestream. And just talking to fake bleeding is shitting. And I'm since way through my clothes walking dislike. It's awesome spider monkeys now. That hasn't been do it? Nathan might be on to something. This big nate roots here. 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I do it in two thousand fourteen every time. This guy does something. It's a special on TV. He's the tight Walker. He has a harness every time until he doesn't have a harness. I don't care I'll walk right now and yeah I can't fall in. The volcano was the fucking fear here. You wouldn't do it well. Kim. I don't do volcanoes but harness fantasy tragedy in the harness. Break the same way you jump out of the plane and your parachute doesn't apply if you're offering me a big paycheck to walk over. He he walked Walk over Niagara Falls. He walked between two skies. Anyone Last night over a volcano always has a safety harness. No I need tragedy or win. Nothing else. He claims that he wants to. The government will not let him whether or not. That's true. Maybe it is. I don't care as long as that's what what's going on in. Tv has a harness. If someone I could you. Imagine if volcano was the movie. Dante's peak in volcanoes humor at the same time volcano one is. Which movie is it where grandma know where the guy is like? They're getting out of a train and he's sinking into throw someone. I think it's volcano. Not doing a great job jumps off the backs. He's got what is it. He jumps out the back and like a subway and then he's a carrying someone does not jump landing the lava and then there's also in Dante's peak. The grandma just trudges plus save the grandkids. And especially if you're GONNA fall into a volcano. You gotta go ahead. I gotta go like the Middle. You're done but I think if you go feet I I think you're GonNa sink in just like you're gonNa feel pain. You gotta go ahead. I burn you're saying I'm pretty sure you like incinerates though. I don't think it's like a slow. You're falling into love thick. You wouldn't go into that. I wouldn't have fallen into a pool log on. I think I think it's like you just burn instantly. I don't think you can your telling you. Volcanoes like gravy. You're saying but yeah about you're talking about lava that's like poor down the side and then like runner on the river right. I'm talking to this guy would have fallen into that. I think you just do. I swim around the volcano for a little bit about. Wouldn't you call in like water? I don't think you would fall in in like immediately your whole body. I think it's thick. It's like landing on also depend on how you are because if you're sixty feet up falling into hitting water is like hitting. Yeah so I think it's a thicker. It's thicker than water. I think you're gonna hit that sucker hard. I'm pretty sure that LOB is gonna eat you up instantly. I don't know I've seen the inside of volcano thinking about it. It does look like us like water in a storm sloshing around. And it's like twenty. Three's I think it's thicker than you think. Stick but I just think again limps. I'm not thinking a lot. I know for sure I'm thinking about you. Can't in the lamp is pretty volcanic lava from Dave and Buster's. Yeah you ever want their love that no loser. Whoa Whoa what was that about? You both had lava lamps sick. Big Time Rudy definitely. Who's Volkan would you ever have like no black shopping hot topic? Everyone wants to be like their spencer gifts phase. Now I pretended I'm looking at dildos. That was a little bill. Doesn't look like the Jenner James and both the little Sunday. What's Spencer's looking for t shirts? No Michael Jackson and Briana banks posters generalists classic classic Bill Clinton new new documentary club. Coming out called Hilary. Bill Clinton said that he got his blowjob for Monica Lewinsky to ease anxiety to manage his anxiety which I mean. That's yeah I mean I mean like I understand. It's you're being crass and rude and hearing it from a former president you makes it. Sounds like an asshole. But like yeah. I mean that's why you did it. That's probably was like. Oh my God. 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Podcast 84: ModelClips Presentation / Q&A

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Podcast 84: ModelClips Presentation / Q&A

"Onto the Cambodian podcast lashbrooke came startup podcast slash. You got all the sites where set up today we are joined by a special guest but before before we let him introduce himself all of us boring people you see every week capped introduce ourselves. I'm Mary out that way nate nate welcome. You should know by now hi Katie you're Joe and I'll be monitoring the live chat chat today. If you have any questions for model clips or at any point just drop it in the live chat. I think he's off to this time. It's somewhere over here so you have any questions for our guests or for any of US feel free to drop them there and we'll address them as we go through everybody any ordinance Miam- I'm here too often Anna talk myself too much so moving run Apple Sweetener Carlos you just WanNa give yourself introduction and kind of break into what model classes he guys when he was Carlos the s I'm assistant broadcast manager and yeah so so wanNA clips is new clip say and I you know Ric Flair for free I've been there for four years years but when we partnered up with model clips have now also been working with flips helping with the models things and yeah I'm I'm excited to talk about questions sweet and just Kinda WanNa give us a breakdown. What model clips is I mean? Obviously it's a clip site for those that can tell just by looking at it. Berry interactive focused and I really want to hear a lot about the technology behind that but you guys got customs band clubs attributes you kind of just want to give the basic rundown yeah so like you said model is a campsite like many others that are authored. The difference is interactive so we're the only clips site that can have these flips be interactive so you know what's really cool about. flips is whether you as as a fan going purchase models slipped they've created or it's accustomed play. It's always been you could watch it and enjoy it and do what you want with it but when you turn these clips interrupted a justice. Does it take it a whole dimension where it's so intimate because you're not only seeing and watching your feeling so if a model second you're feeling there's there's here's a crazy sex. You're feeling yourself as a customer with whatever I tweeted using so that's the biggest difference between model clips the other clip sites like you said You can upload Your Own Lips. We do custom flips. There's band club so there's a lot of different ways that you could earn on uh-huh and you know right now. Were were paying eighty percent of evidence whether it's accustomed video whether it's normal clip whether it's fan but whatever it is the commissioner eighty percent and and yeah interactively the biggest difference it's really cool to is that we don't there's no fee or or no cost to the model turn interactive so when we take your clip is a model we do all the work so as a money. You don't have to do anything extra instructor to be interacted It's something that we are too. I WanNa just cut in hoops me meeting rick a cool. This is the first time some for some reason this time I get the cool controls areas so kimberly kimberly you can see it on the screen right now. brought up that she needs a payment method like pacman or you pay to the best of my knowledge the correct me if I'm wrong. The cash-out options options is one of the two but not both packs him in wire. Do I have that correct their S. Oh sorry why Iran yes oh we right now. We are still new but we're adding adding roadways looking for new things new payment methods right now we do only have us check in her but you know in the near future. We might have other things like what's what's right or we can wire directly account is also something that we haven't been able for international models. Yes you do have pets so you only for international sweet. I see that in the live chats I I just want to get the answer real quick and continue with your field yeah so yet with what's actually really was like basically like if you have a clip where you want to turn into a customer that has interacted toy and they want it to be interactive or they wanna feel whatever you basically as upload eclair as as you would any other website any other site in we do the rest so we then take that clip it takes a couple of days. We have our developers work it out alternate interactive links up with the toys but it's no extra worker. No extra fear anything on on the models suites on that bit obviously like there's some effort involved in that you know it's not like a clip can can get uploaded in automatically be converted so I imagine you know you can only process as many clips as possible. So you gotta like prioritize. I were ties somehow. Can you kinda go over the process of that what it entails like I don't know and I mean if you can what it takes per clip how the type of boy MC clips are able to process how you prioritize it into anyone watching here today. Once there's made interactive Adib what they could do to make the best candidate so to say for sure so basically we yeah like you said we when the model uploads the clip they do it normalized any other data and let us know like Hey. I want this to be interacted and we then how we have to look to. It's basically if it's like a two minute clip. We won't be able to make it interactive like it has to be long enough to sort of be worth it so we at least five minutes and then they're also be something in. It's it's twenty minute striptease video. We can't really make it interact. There's not a whole lot for the customer to feel but you know or again if it's like a twenty minute video in eighteen minutes restricting and two minutes is like you know a blowjob that probably would be the ideal candidate for us to turn video interactive. There has to be interacting with breath the model in a toy or two models or something so that when our developers take that clip frame by frame you and make it in rockabilly toys. There's something for the customer I feel but yeah terms of volume it does take some time for developers to do it. It takes about three weeks for us to get a clip an Internet interacted and we right now can do about twelve lips at a time or all week and it's like a three week waiting process just for it to be perfect just because it's not like a computer isn't developers like a person actually making the motions of the video with you've let the technology that communicates with each other so because of that we are. We can't say yes or no to sued the videos that are uploaded it but if you're a model is on video has interaction is unhappy with another person or a tweet and it's you know a good length than we were happy so question about that labour-intensive very manual and not particularly scalable available process I assuming model clips catches on like fire like I'm sure you hope it will and you have models uploading. I mean if you look at sites like clips for sale at how quick the like recently uploaded dating wicks along many your videos up there for like three seconds before it's been pushed off by all the new stuff so if you start looking at larger volume is there a move or interest from the point of view of the company and allowing allowing the models to create some kind of platform interface. I don't know what the technical software term would be to allow models to do a to their own videos because I think it'd be kind of cool for like jail Iowa where you're like miming it but like it's actually happening or like I mean for me. I do affair number hand job videos. I think it really cool some of them. I have my hands out of the screen so like have you looked a long-term at models. Having access is to being able to do it or is it way too coating intensive and it's not really a product that could be put out there. I mean it's definitely really labor. Intensive which is is why we want all of its own us. We don't WanNa make anything more awful heated for modeling. They've already read the continental took the time to film added. It's look good so he really WanNa make this easy instruments possible for but you are right as more models are uploading any catches on it is is GonNa grow so we are testing softwares right Malcolm. You designed that is going to speed up the process significantly so we could you know create more interactive. The videos were quick leaf. We don't any plan four models feeble do it outside of the company the ardently looking at improving software so that it isn't as intensive four development it doesn't take as long and be process way more clips way way more quickly so a question from the live chat. What is your guys is charged bag policy which on our network page each for motto clips we have it set is not covered so I'm assuming that's what it is but if I'm wrong I need to correct that on the fly because that's what some of the people really looked at went when picking on his side Yeah you know let me his quick? I don't work as much the accounting side I five. I will get you an answer right now. Y- okay so it's uncovered bird right our end so you guys you guys are vs media. I'm ninety nine percent sure right if if I'm wrong on that correct correct creek me on it but you do have some stuff going on with BLURP for free and if anyone out there is a bulletproof remodel can actually syndicate your VOD content tint to model clips. you WanNa talk more about the connection between flipper free and model clips housing's together and all that stuff yeah so models is completely separate from Franck ler or a whole different company like payment registration ever ladies different but the media is her with clips so that's kind of where the titans in but when you said so be any liquor for you through their model can link directly tomorrow so basically they can sign up create their cover model cliffs and all anybody that they have a clicker for you you can also have automatic emerged over into model lakes and it's super easy like the title pricing description. Everything goes a lot about the other which is kind of Nice for them because they could you know sort of like have it's easier to the monetize it because their customers are already follow them in their Vance. Flavor free can access any review they want to sell and then it's a whole new group of clientele that they can get through model ups who made your customers that are more into clips and you know maybe not as interested in life cancer under way with like Kim so it's really easy released models by you know multiple any models does any model that works as any other campsite Oregon models or you know Clinton creators don't can you know can also use models and it's still really easy to use is just advent of model said it's. It's one of the characters and I just want to point out that a week go we got it in our whole weekend review section this podcast. I'm sorry it took us an entire week to post it. I've I've had my aunts died with the move and all that stuff I just want to point out that even though they have some stuff going on lip read they just made it to where you can list three different campsites on your profile profile as well as a long list of social media and I mean those could be like any campsite you guys do have a streaming white label which which I thought was very interesting and that's actually something I just noticed today so yeah even though they are deeply in bed with free you know they do who actually allow you to list any of your campsites which I just WanNa say. I think that's very cool of you in three of them at that so there you go we just covered one of our news items after we're done talking about motto clips but being as it's one of our news items and we got you here you kind of want to comment on that. You know like like I said you know New Wall flurries partnered up with Monica deathly non-exclusive thanks to flare and we wanna get you know a more success models titles uploading more success. We're GONNA have so if you are in a volume. You hardly have like yourself. Stops another say why not use that to help you somewhere some videos in Tokyo getting any more you know. One thing we've seen is that the models let through the best clips are just models that are constantly updating their content adding eighteen contact there promoting themselves other cited about their content. They're promoting rubbers so you know we don't want it to be limited to like if you're getting advantage of you're this campsite. You know it's very late. If you're wanting to upload content you're wanting to sell we wanna do everything begin to help you. and you know even with with what we have right now. We do have a lot of Web Kim auditor uploading automobiles a lot of stars including wanted making good money and we also have people that don't get all our uploading content so it really doesn't have to be like only Jim whoever you're wants to create the content of whoever is promoting really working at that you were vitamin are making the sales have you content during while on model clips or does it tend to be more out like vanilla and like hard core way away girl girl girl stuff that does well on your site. Is that right now. It's really been like you know we were definitely a having a lot of people. Doing you know like you said it's like girl. Girl Guy Girl Guy Transit all really well. I think the one thing that sticks south really well as VW was really really cool so you know it's it's really married in what it is so it really isn't like if your you know a Geico or in couple of restrictive like it's really like a lot is doing well but w specifically basically is doing really well which has been really cool to see but but w market for a lot of different things yeah girls top on pretty much every a slight were when or something I don't know okay and so blip referee three really as a reputation of being really male friendly as opposed to a lot of the other camping sites so I'm kind of curious if you seen that translate into model Oh clips or that partnership what's he'll flirt always have that sort of advantage. That's upside with the male side is that we've been doing milk hands Dan since the beginning England over twenty years ago whereas a lot of other campsites didn't start working with mental leaders build these connections traffic for a long time but that yes. I definitely think that the girls side picked up occur and like there's a lot more conduct for girls but I think that's just because there's it's more like availability like it's more normal but if I'm being honest are gay sales are pretty much exactly equal into the straight sales so it's fairly even on Amato clips like straight sales gates are very e- even and we have seen a lot more guys as now that we're getting. We're selfish adding more content which isn't really cool but right now. It's fairly okay so actually on that note in since you're not flip free free might not be able to answer this but okay so I mean I've got a a performer account just to check out the back end and Webcam startup we have of this modified special studio count right so we all the email sent out to models and studios in they've been really pushing model clips hard. I honestly do not have a member account on Blip abry so I can't benchmark whether or not flipper free has been trying to upsell their customer customer base D'Amato clips oh which by the way on even I we also have a model clips performer account performer studio. I'm not sure which so we've been seeing the e mails for model and they just want to say good job on the I don't open to drip campaign or just like weekly or monthly tip emails that you you guys send out but you guys have actually been doing a pretty rockstar job on those kind of things but back to my original question so I know when I can can safer back that blueprint has been really pushing their performance in studios but had they also been pushing a model clips to their members. You you know we definitely have pushed model clips with with others models because you really believe in motto clips. We like what it is. We definitely want our modest habit. Chance chance to self have specially thumb fee for came out on every zyppah cameras on third tend to be a little more Shiraz Irvine and comes to uploading their content creating content content. We definitely want them that. Opportunity and we really believe in office is doing so we want them to have the extra revenue source inhabit extra exposure but but yeah I mean it's definitely something that we're we believe we are pushing with with models with studios in yeah. I think that is requested. I I think I got Kinda lost but if I did not know that definitely answers it and hold up by want to pull up a comment from the live stream on youtube which by the way podcast people if you're watching this on one of the many networks that were on but not live we go live live every other Thursday the second and fourth Thursday so if you want to comment on this stuff if if you WANNA ask questions definitely catch us live you know we got a lot of love from anyone for anyone watching on any platform whether it's the audio podcast version whether it's the archive video version whatever right but if you actually want to come on here and interact you can do that on Youtube Google the second and fourth Thursday at six PM Eastern time and just like core Peter's right here I think we kind of have to elaborate a little bit of straight doesn't have a white label but apparently model clips does have a streaming white label. I found that out when is going into the dashboard just to see if there was any specific camping site supported so that was news to me actually just figured that out today I just wanted to make make sure we had all our model model clips content on Web Cam Startup airtight you know 'cause they're jumping on here so yes it's not that stream mate has has a model clips white label but apparently model clips a straight white label affiliated with both the sounds like a good fit for me is is allowed. I don't know how far back you answered the you acid so I think we did answer to where it's fairly balanced between fetish in in Bonilla at this point but anyways I just wanted to elaborate on the white label partnership. I don't know if you want to add any other comments on top of that. Ah Yes so yes we do have the widely we really wanted. It's available to everybody the end we did one in Philly with them and I was one of the requirements to affiliate with them so we set it up and then for core Peter's Yes fetishes definitely allow. We have a lot I wanNA leading uploading fetish is doing super well so you know if if you love to create but his contact we love to have a model clips and then I didn't fully answer earlier we are pushing it to our customers as well as models as soon as I realized after and the reason our customers do is just because it's the only site that has interactive have embedded into the clips and we've seen with our customers on flair for free that they love Interactive Toys responded superwealthy interactivity that we brought to the camping site of things so we wanted to give him the the you know the opportunity are given the knowledge that there are also clips available through through moths where they can also enjoy that that's even activity right on so I just kind of have to ask I mean I know porn hub with their whole to bit they do allow it. Do you know whether or not model clips is interactive or Zetsche is porn. I mean I just have to ask anyone can answer that question just said I'm sorry model hub love too many companies starting with model model yeah I know that a porno does actually allow interactive in out there. Make it interactive but I'm just curious if anyone knows whether it's just the tube inside model hub nobody knows from the dashboard to like two interactive so I'm pretty sure it's them that chooses to make it active partnered with certain producers slash performers to create create interactive set home porn habit exbury much like a one on one damn selecting people think it's it's a different set up. Okay so sweet on interactive porn does do it on select things but yeah it sounds like model model clips not model hub model clips is the only interactive I just is needed to see if anyone could elaborate on what weather model hub also supports that that but I do know that model clips were the only club website that has interacted with clips but as we end them so you guys have been doing you guys have been doing an eighty percent promo special for a while now and blame me. I've been harassed by you guys every time you guys extend it. You don't update all Mike God it which I'm sorry for not being too on top of that kind of stuff. That's currently going up until December thirty first two thousand nineteen so just anyone watching 'cause. I don't think we touched on that currently until December it is eighty percent and then it's going to be sixty percent sends it across the board. Just everyone knows what the percentages are doing. Yes so having a couple times right now. It is eighty eight percent on everything so memberships hips clips customs until twenty twenty and then after that it will go to sixty percent yacht the two thousand twenty with other sites refunding here. Let's be having range to eighty percent on custom custom videos and on the after events and kind of lobbying from models especially on custom clips to increase the percentage. Did you guys look at changing the percentage especially on chicks custom clips or was that you're just sticking with the sixty percent straight across the board except for special events late promotions and your current has launched deal. I guess for models yeah when we launched it we did. It's been eighty percent through everything uh-huh after twenty twenty eight we're projecting were planning to go down to sixty but we even like in the past when it's gone down to sixty again like we always get the custom clips at eight percent and you're planning on keeping it that way just because we understand that custom custom clips are more working or whatever so yes so it'll never go lower than sixty percent regardless of any promotion or what happens on but customs will probably say eighty percent even after the promo so what is he using your site which doesn't cover chargebacks paying out at sixty percent as opposed to a site like many visit clips for sale or or I want clips that he's out at sixty percent but also covers chargebacks things the biggest advantage the only ones that can do interactive were the only one where like a modest customer can enjoy the interactive national feel while they're watching and you know like right now is at eighty percents that it will good on sixty but we haven't had any charge backs yet so the customers right now haven't haven't had any so we're hoping that it stays that way and you know everything is everything changes and everything evolves so eun the future who see that that changes in and something that we look at change as we just haven't had any chargebacks has been anything that we've had to relook at or away so I'm assuming bat that gray area jumped on looking at something here thinking about something else while areas asking so I assume that they'd be all dot tv because you see that about where customers can buy interactive toys and so on site assume the doc you feel is either a Iliad saying or drop shipping or somehow offer is is owned by or in partnership with the model clips site since that's where so you're saying all your traffic our models able to include their own affiliate links Watson models not me but lots of models do have a sex toy affiliate elite codes and things like that are they allowed to link to those and video descriptions of interactive toys or on their profile pages or is everything supposed to be directed kind of through that youth heal dot TV saying in terms of because like first of all those toys are damn expensive but also second of all a lot of models if they are really encouraging people to get into the interactivity it would be nice. I think a lot of models would look at it and be like can get Elliott income on on hundred toys. That'd be Pretty Damn Nice or is that kind of thing not permitted to be linked to Yano one hundred percent a a so we do have a partnership with them in it. You know we also we wanted to be as easy for customers to get the right toy. so we the art of exactly what you just said dot will be it will soon working right now on if Ilias I for toy sales so so that exactly models can conclude that formation and then make their own money from the sales so yes that will be they will soon so. We don't have that available at this second again but it should be ready for them to start moving soon so they'll be able to do that as well again. I should have asked order because mine was kind of related to air the second one is kind of related to aries but I only wrote down in order so I wouldn't forget I have to write down as hockey you just loosening SAS so with regards to the interactivity being made because I'll be honest not covering chargebacks x is a huge red flag for me sites that haven't covered turned back. I mean if we look at what happened was skype private when they decided they cover charge backs or on per minute but not on by their advance pay all of a sudden they had like thousands of chargebacks like I know girls who just lost money like wild. It was really the dramatic people stopped using skype credit for that reason because they were just getting chargebacks and chargebacks and try it was like well. This hasn't been a problem before and it was like well wishful thinking you know I'd be living in a mansion with at least five servants and none of them would be how slaves they would be like actual. Real servants earns endangered obviously but you know it's so for you to say interactivities the big thing but it sounds like you're not guaranteeing that every single model we'll get interactive videos. You're guaranteeing the model could choose videos and that the model doesn't have control over the interactively creating process that it's based exactly on what's in the video and that it doesn't sound the model ultimately has a much say in that cross ads sounds like it doesn't sound like the cruise that was out or anything like that and also the other thing is because your interactive videos can also you purchased by people without interactive stuff. We don't actually know what difference the interactive sale means. It looks like there's no way to relate track at the person's buying it for the interactive caress or if they would have bought it without the drive to purpose so I guess with all of that being said a model would have to go poster clips with you. Pray Cratia gets. No chargebacks hope that her video sells well enough because you're not saying like if you sell the video twelve times that bay you're automatically so it seems like it's kind of like this time at least a hope and a dream that you'll get the chance to have an interactive video and that you can't guarantee that might practicing mm-hmm and also that there aren't a lot of statistics on whether or not the interactive thing is working or whether people are just buying regularly right warrior answer. Can I elaborate on top Eric. Could I ask something else on top of that like. Is there some way to know if you're in some sort of cue and also do you have the way distinguish whether the people who have purchased have interactive toys are using for the interactivity or not yeah so a lot of questions so what our ultimate goal is not all the data's being attracted just because we see that things are going and we do want to have customers the opportunity to wash the clip and just watch it the traditional says or also washed inhabit being rocketed the interact interact tweet in you know with with with regard slight the models. There's you know if a model requests it. We're so make it in Iraq we WANNA make it interactive like staffing all interactive but you can be interactive like you and me talking talking right now. There wouldn't be a way to really make this interactive but if models clip that hasn't whether you blowjob scene or sexy masturbation masturbation scene those are the things that we can create into an interactive video so if a models video that has at worst so happy to make it it might take three weeks to turn it into interactive video searches and linked up with toys working on streamlining the process making it quicker so eventually it'll hopefully a lot faster where we will the process more end. Yeah you know what a model submits a video and assets to make it interactive. We let them know yes because of this or no because of this enemy let them know what type of contact you could turn to interact so the next time they submit it and you can turn it into interactive video and Oh yes so were happy to do that for you realize when you say we wanna make all videos interactive so I just did like the dumbest off the top of my head map jest in the street category just based on need counting to twenty twenty realizing there is more you already have over a thousand videos presently twelve and I think I'm right on that but again did basic math round it down based on your own count. It would take one hundred weeks to get just what's in the straight category. Just what's being displayed on that right now interactive interactive on D. Do you see how models book addresses like way so I'm GonNa be gone a key when maybe in the future. It's going to be because what you're saying right now. Is that it is. It's so labor intensive that you're converting twelve videos a week for someone like me when I put up three videos a week so I mean it would take. Did you guys entire week just to deal with what I've put out this month. Let alone any back catalogue alone in the future like do you see how could be worried that we might never get to that point and my other concern is how fucking expensive is that procedure like. I don't know what you pay developers. I don't know Oh there's a guy in in Philippines in a room angle a dollar a day. A steady leaves to do it. I don't know if this is one of those things that you can outsource for super not but you can't outsource at super cheap you could probably get themselves but lake and then we don't have ads on whether or not attracted me difference difference and honest right now model clips. I mean your traffic might be great for where you're at but for nonstop fought models having multiple platforms is a pain in the ass and we need tons of traffic like I'm a very unusual. I've sat and I'm hearing so I do a lot of very niche content so I need big numbers of people coming through for me to collect that tiny percentage that are interested in me and so the traffic numbers all of that like I don't know I was like I don't know if you're there yet but I just it worries me that you've got at this eighty percent going and you're doing very expensive process and very labor intensive process is that really sustainable long-term longterm and like what happens if someone wants to order a custom interactive video like what happens then is that because of solid order customer activity now now now you're cooking with gas but is that built into the process or can they not order an interactive video and I'm here you frankly Wednesday when you say there's no way for us to know whether or not interactive is working right like because they just by the same video. It's not like if you buy this one. It's normal you buy this one. It's got got some extra magic connector thing so we have no stats on whether or not interactive is working so you guys like on your end literally. Don't know if this financial outlay again. Maybe this cheap to do it. Kinda sounds like it isn't if your financial outlays worth it like how how was that work long-term just from a purely business bank's perspective like it kind of blows my mind that you literally have no way to I know what you're doing and investing all this money into is actually giving you any return. Yes so first there's off we can see when a purchase is made for or not in the modern seat as well so they can see if the purchase interacted and you know sacking thank you can we are going to be totally aware that the process is a little long which is why we're streamlining it is easier is less labour-intensive. We could do more four and embassador and then also you know the reason we take care. This is because that way it's no hostile model no extra labor to the model we'd take care of the whole Russ's turning it interactive so it doesn't cost any extra stress on the model for the process our our team handles. It GEICO isn't really about whether or not the model stress. My concern is about the health of the company because believe it or not as much as I should always companies telling her all terrible and so on and so forth like at the bottom at the end of the day. I want those companies to succeed because if they crash I'm fucked right right now. I have nowhere to some videos now. I have nowhere to Cam. Damn you know so as models we are concerned. I mean we may not talk about it. We may not even say about him but the things that keep me awake at night we think about like the long term turn financial viability of platforms like that's why every time a company comes on. WE'RE GONNA pay models ten dollars an hour. I'm like you're going to go down in flames. I'm I'm not going to sign up because this is going to end up as a disaster and guess what it always dies but I guess so so when I go and look at a video which I'm looking I can't right now which is interactive. I can buy it. If I do not have a toy. It says no no promise clip can still be enjoyed so I I know I guess my question is so I assume then if you know that it's interactive the person is streaming video from their account correctly. Is that or do they download it in. There's like file in. I don't understand technology that well so we're looking ally five situation in so are they did they. If they're doing interactively they stream it online. That's right now and how it works from a customer by of like one of those flesh light launches dude or whatever the fuck they're called How would I go about setting setting up my model clips account in actually connecting if I bought an interactive clip you know how do I get to work with the device and the clip yes? We are totally streaming so all the videos are just strained. There's no downloading but basically the way we're able to tell is is if I purchase interactive video. I WANNA get to my toy as a customer a Qr Code automatically generates that I then linked up to my toys so basically you you download the whatever the toys with you that Abbas. They're all bluetooth base so the toy base base leave net the toy to the APP. It's really easy toys will pop up as a customer you multiple toys all the Bluetooth enabled toys will pop on us when you want and the video when you're going to start the video. QR could upset. It's just like what you see grocery stores or the mall or whatever and then the same at actually scans the Qr code in a boat Linka and that's how the toy then links up to the video and how we can tell that the video was used in rockaway because it registered sure that there was a qr code in the video. Okay wait so you're Katie biking cut in real quick okay so I I do they have to scan wants to connect to the site and that set or do they have to scamper clip in. If it's per clip is per per clip or per watch every time they watch that clip and the third one do you guys get the metrics from every single one of those Ganz basically you you get the Qr code and your it'll scan so the video will generate a Qr Code that then you get on the abbots her click per watch every every time you log into the site but like if you purchase interacted the clip comes up and or the the Qr scanning Qr Code and then it leaves your twenty the two communicates wait so you can tell every time Agai connects his twenty Jack off to the video well it will generate a qr code each time they need one so he generates a different Qr code each time I don't I'm not a different you are over and that is what you linked to the APP urban all communicate so are they connecting into your silent throughout most of because obviously used interactive toys on sites before and with that I've only needed a degenerate one. Qr Code because it stores the site site information end so you're like a host site then I just one code per video saying it's like the one code video and that's what scam with the but do you guys get the actual scan metrics in I mean do you guys know win. Kazimi often be jerking off his we were injured metrics because that would actually be pretty due to you would be drawn to legal individual. I don't want anyone often. I masturbate is we were asking about whether we could get get metrics on whether the interactive is really working so I mean I think I mean you can't ever both ways Katie. He can't I'm just saying you you can't have it both ways on that one so it's one video from wisely scan. We don't do metrics on each scan. Is We have the metrics on the video sales but not scare you store this information anywhere you do for a long-term amount of time are you. Oh you know taking this information in Kinda chucking certain amount of time the metrics on video sales the metrics the QR scans and stuff like that you don't we don't do metrics on each scan okay so man. I want to bring back when a Katie's bat as points she was right in saying that and I checked out your guys as a custom some form earlier today just kind of familiarize myself with it and I didn't see a modifier you know four interactive that would be such an upsell giving your branding and I mean especially at the performers getting eighty percent of that up sale and to actually she address another one a Katie's points. If you guys are actually monetize ing the creation you know this entire process through you know the custom system platform you know that would be a way to that would be revenue coming in or the actual making of it interactive man. I'd say that something you guys should strongly consider because Katie said that would be a huge seller and I mean at that point your direct directly monetize ties in Brussels to think huge. What would I say that it would be a benefit that they could pitch because right now like I'm seeing some positives about the interacting of drawbacks mainly related to how scalable it is in your chances of getting chosen but I'm saying that custom some clips offering that would be an enticement for models to sign up even though for a lot of models and also included knowing my demographic cathedral I would be shocked if any of my current bought an interactive video out mainly because my demographics cues a bit older and because they're not kind of as techy even when they're younger and quite frankly those toys are fucking expensive as Hell Al and I know sex toys or expensive? I haven't interacted toy. I understand they're expensive and everything but there is that hurdle to even you buy a toy Oy you spent a hundred bucks or whatever and then you've gotta get stuff on top of that so I think there are a lot of barriers to interactive being like z the number one reason to sign up with model clicks and I think I won't be here but I think the only reason on the podcast is because I say thanks that maybe other the people what it is. I think if you only have interactive going for you. It's not a homerun. I'm just I'M GONNA say at in its current current form. I don't seem gets accessible enough or reliable enough. I think it has a lot of potential for for free integration so that is a home run for flirt for three models. That's totally totally respect your opinion Dan or whatever but you know one thing I do want to clarify his models. Don't have any interactive toys or toys at all for the interactive yeah no yeah yeah okay well and the other thing. you know the customers totally interacted and customers are charged more when West interactive clip on and you know what model uploads accustomed they can set whatever price they want and if it does become interactive it was raised at prices. Well so you know it's it's doable for the customer as well but I mean currently it's it might become interactive later and then you could raise up for the resale of the prerecorded right. You should really consider throwing in a modifier in a set price race you know to actually somebody wanted and custom interactive clip where they could choose performer right. I think that's something you guys should strongly consider. No customers charged for interact among customers lips when they wanNA interrupt the same so that is actually something request on Thurston. If they were requesting custom they can actually request that it be made interactive yeah and they're undercharged for yeah. Okay okay so out of curiosity. How do you guys price that out because obviously see that's something you're pricing out in house because you know the time it takes? Can you explain to us how like the cost the pricing How an obviously you need to sign off on whether it's something you want to be made interactive because like you said if it's not the type of content onto that really works that way then it's just not a bit? Can you explain to us how custom interactive poops work as opposed to just like the status quo custom costume process that we're all familiar with yeah you know so like if of customers requesting interactive cloud it's going to be used with with a toy like you said so. It'll be something they want Iraq blowjob video or interrupting sex video or something like that so the customer buys like interactive at Strategic Video. There's there's not anything better. SMER golfers can link up you know in the strictest react to it so yeah the the customer does need it doesn't need to to be some sort of interactive video low job sex whatever it is so that whatever the models doing with the toy with their hand with another person is communicating with the toys in customer Gasa interactively with the video but for your other question you're the question was GonNa remind me just on how the whole custom process works for interactive clips because obviously it's not so much in between the performer end the member. You know 'cause you guys are the ones actually making it. You know custom right so it's gotta be a slightly different. process says in just your status quo custom yes so basically you know when that orders place it comes to us as interactive order so the model applets video and then the battle we started once we get the video in the model uploads it that's the process in we turn interacted acted and then whatever the use of the model wants to charge for it is applied after it's uploaded right on okay three. That's I mean that's just interesting so yeah you guys can actually get custom. Interactive's do actually happen to know how many been custom interactive clips have been ordered food through model clips me find out the let's see so I'll find out how many we have had come back to that one aw but yeah right on I know you guys wanted in a poor hand but the one thing I mean especially when you're dealing with the site with emerging technology is everyone on this podcast. I mean raise your hand. If ignorant about how to make an interactive clip you know pretty much everyone ear right so it is really difficult to get a lot of these questions until Oh yes you start getting start getting answers on the initial stuff and start learning a little bit more about it which I mean we can all agree that you guys are playing in a brand new new bill so it's very easy to do a diy interactive clip because you can generate patterns through the Labonte and as long as you generate it to where it starts when you really have starts. It's actually very easy to interact what the hell is the lament whatever you said the Levin Zap you can create patterns within the laments APP and you can adjust the like speeds and stuff like that and you can create patterns on your public profile people and add to their librarian than they can use it and watching your videos okay so that's a visualize thing that pops up if you turn it on okay there's actually a name for that in people apparently early actually know the name for that for one did not okay sure that makes sense right on Louis issue okay never mind. I just got some drama happening outside the window here. It's not as bad as Katie's with a crazy drunk. Ladies throw it. What is it a wagon taste of apples apples? That was the last time actually it is incredibly silent like we have no aw hood incidents happening. I live in kind of a sketchy road so sometimes we have some interesting background stuff going on but now today's everything's been really quieter than no cop cars no ambulances no fire tracks like I don't know if you were saving it for the weekend or what I'm all in favor of this nice quiet normal neighborhood while Katie. I don't know Canada has the same you know school system is we do as far as sellers off and all that stuff what's is up. I'm in the middle of a live five gas right so do you guys have summers off or you guys just like getting getting back into school right now. Actually we have school fourteen months of the year and we all live in Igloos. Didn't you know we're like fourth roles country. We live in Igloos too so I guess we have a lot more in common with our Canadian. Now don't live in Igloos but we go out and build them so that way you could have multi-day backcountry skiing trips which is awesome by the way so the other thing like that I just discovered covered about model clips chicken out today. and I didn't really find too much information about it by bound in the backs and stuff you guys were talking about contests test or bonuses something like that. you want to elaborate on that for sure so I have an answer to the other one so so far process fifty clips so that was like other best now beyond the gap. We're running a few promos rate now on we always promotions going but right now the ones that we have is we are doing one where it's like a tweet win so basically it's one hundred dollars bonus if you upload content of blitz applets flips in tweet about and we also run another contest which is we're giving five free toys out five models so it's a contest based on recruiting dude models other models the top five are gonna get interactive toy which were the the thought process behind who would be cool is that if the model wins that toy they might necessarily need it but it was awful that twelve hundred bieber customers customer that they knows interested in Iraq Iraq lifts and in the last one is actually accustomed podcast so we're going to be giving away a thousand dollars in this customer contact us so it's like models that earned the most from V. Veep custom clips that they're selling and and then for the other one inch later right so the recruiting it's Veasley any model who recruits five miles gets toy right on. Does anyone over anyone on the live chat anyone on this hang out have any more questions. I think we kind of mm-hmm. We got we got everything and I think we had some really big dialogues Katie go for. I just wanted to clarify it was the fifty clips you said that was custom clips processed correct with the activity yes so far reprocessed fifty of Zia estimates okay wait a second. There can't be fifty clicks custody. Ah Okay. That's what I thought but I was just cleared that since I had a moment I put I assume that from the start which man I mean that's a decent chunks. I mean there are definitely people interested in in those I'm so how does it work exactly clearly so if a performer can add that or if the customer should have an option of making any custom you know interactive. Does it like go. Oh into this pool in the new guys like triage whenever either accustomed with customers requesting in your whenever a model upload videos assets to make it interactive we all get it and then one of us look at it and then send it over to the development team. Turn it interacted and then we let them started but we do process lips obviously sooner than regular because you know its customers requesting ten cents. If you want obviously those we try to process would be possible because we can get into models. Happy customers happy because awesome flippers is sent over quicker right on and I noticed that in your guises a whole custom system on the back end for performers in studios Elliot's for performers. There's an option where you can set price modifiers for different durations completed in thirty days sixty lab you obviously that may not exactly jive with your current custom workload your current interaction workload in general so what though custom stump How does that work if the performer has those modifiers customer selects lex wanted them you know obviously they wanted interactive? Do they just not get that luxury of choosing. How does that work interactive for that? Same reason is not hard at the time duration scales okay so to elaborate you know if they do want it within thirty days days then they get the like static clip for lack of better words what are you guys. Call the non interactive ones and then whenever you guys get get get around to it in the queue and the work load they get the interactive version is is that right. Is that how it works yes so those video gets delivered. run by men interactive is added after Yeah Right on. I'm that's interesting. I mean it's just interesting because to the best as to my knowledge if anyone wants to correct me if I'm wrong you guys are legit the only site you know with that custom stuff so yeah. That's I don't know I find that cool just to from an emerging in emerging tech standpoint end something nobody else is doing so. It's really cool candid ended here on that their process your exactly so you know and that's why we're really like with those interactivities. We really really do expedited and try to clear his as we can't because that is what we're really excited about hoping the that's responsible you track that so that they can still get custom deal too long for for the active right on and does anyone else have any comments questions. Either people watching this live people in the sang out or or Carlos. Do you have any uh-huh closing words on or in general questions losing his people. Try Saudi interact about it with E. for for their customers you know it might not be for everybody. You know I think there's a lot of people that are interested in it and a lot of the people that customers that would like to experience it. gives to try especially right now that we have three promo running you might as well try to win some extra bonus cash on honey video sales so any questions you guys have just reach out to us. We have twenty four seven support so we're always here to help out arcane on top of that because I mean the Q. Okay in closing. I JUST WANNA leave. Ns Because Q. and the time it takes seems to be like a major concern Manso when you say that you're looking for some streamline solutions. I I want to ask in closing you know. When do you think you know you guys will implement a more streamline solution? Where do you think this is? This whole industry is even going in. How will it evolve and also if a performer is concerned learned about you know how long it will take to make their clip interactive? What could they do to possibly streamline the you know? Just make it sooner whether whether it's actually doing it in house. Is that something in indy performer could do or if it's something to complex. What hoops could they jump through to possibly possibly get you guys to produce it sooner rather than later? Is there a best way to set up the clip in general. Do they send somebody a really cordial e email on why they think that their clip deserves to be made interactive what can a performer do yes as far as like the software that we've been working on to expedite the process in general. We're testing right now so we're hoping it'll be ready to actually we started using production next week weaker so because you haven't testing for awhile so hopefully it all goes well in a week. There's no religious on the BUZZER redundance. It's working quicker and then in terms of like the models went to Iraq is definitely not like a very rigorous hunger games style like it's fifty percent knows it's basically it. You said it's a video that works. We'll do it interact. You know it's not that light is not good enough for your lightens. Offer does not that arose tasty just like as long as there's content eager video at interacted with that can be made be interacted will make Iraq and as long as it's not like the twenty second or a minute long clip you know as long as there's like five minutes good content and its content that can be made interactive. We're happy to do it and now they just email us directly and we will work with them and we'll get the interactive right on and I just want to let everyone watching airy. Gary is currently rolling Odyssey type big. She's not typing in the public jet. She's currently rolling on this as we speak area says she will get to work on a guide on do do it yourself interactive clips and you guys prefer getting your info in videos or in blog style so question for everyone watching and I mean if you're listening on the audio burs. You just heard me read out. If you WANNA give your feedback airy harasser on the chat APP what we have on every three page webcam startup that she hates so much she gets so blown up. She's dealing with that all the time that is like basically her life outside of catching catching POK mon she'll be catching pokemon and then all of a sudden chat APP within comes up. Do I was doing a rain and Sungai in the Chat Apple said picture purpose Dick while I was raided I was so mad it just popped up and I saw jake and I'm like I'm trying to catch this requires you right now. Get your take off my screen so yeah. They got blocked from the live chat. Don't send your Dick to the live chat but if you need help I am always around on the live chat or if you want to just talk me personally you can of course set me up on twitter as well. Ari Saunders is my right on and Carlos. Actually I've been scratching catching my head on how to do this whole interactive content strategy in general right which maybe I should have just said area an email like hey. Hey airy do you now we could get some content on interactive shit up and maybe we'd already have this. Do Yourself Guide up. I was actually really waiting for this podcast cast just so I could learn more about it so I know how to go about it but we want to I want to I mean I actually actually didn't talk to area and all about this. This is all brand new that started with her post in the light chat about making this guy but yes it's something I really WanNa the cover and I wanted to cover it comprehensively just on the technology you know the compatible toys he had some stuff going to the consumer aside as far as what toy supported what network support it right so obviously the first piece of content in that entire series is already in motion air even said so so we'll totally be expanding it from there and you guys are obviously a major player are in this game so it'd be great. If we have any questions about it. We could bounce it off. You guys and I mean you best believe that you guys are getting plugged dogged in certain places in this entire everything we put together. Hold up one SEC awesome. Take that super cool and I mean I know I know this is tough. I don't know if you've watched other episodes these podcasts a you know it's kind of like running the gauntlet you know you have to have all the question you have to have all the answers you know you will get grilled in a lot of people take back a a lot of great feedback especially if we get it from the live chat to right so you know as far as the charge policy and some other stuff I hope you guys really take that consideration and anytime you're in something dealing with something emerging right just like I've watched a can't remember off the top of my head but the nuts bang chain but the other crypto camping site as well as the Crypto clip flipside you know both fail emerging as talk and even in my last bill the work mark where is really doing a lot with ar and even the QR codes. Everyone said the QR codes are going away and look what you guys used to sing stuff up but working with a are not so much VR which is something. I'm watching closely in everyone has is skeptical about that as well so I just gotTa say you know even working in something focused so emerging in so niche people will be questioning you that's just my closing comments on on model clips. I don't know if you want to respond to any of that or not. the one thing I'll say is that you know we do value the conversations that we have people in the PUPUKEA. FBI models studios anybody has given to us in. We WanNA take that end. So you know one way right now. It doesn't mean it'll be like effort avert we definitely elite are down to going to stay competitive in the state. You know I mean models of the ones that are using our platform sweetwater popular easy streamline made for them as it can possibly have so right now toward rexes aren't initiate had me if that changes or any other changes her sure there is something to models about the sites that they love in the tweet. We walk feedback. We want you back and we WANNA take that feedback in. We want to incorporate. Everyone involved. The thing is we have in house team of developers zone very easy for us to implement changes made changes or just things sagay any feedback back models have anybody at least it over to us because you definitely want to keep I mean we're still so news. We definitely want to keep going you change involving so that we we are are the easiest and best platform four Maltese also just going up your guys list of supported social networks that performers can add to their profiles. I'm just throwing this out. There both share some end new tumble are looking for clip and camping camping site couple our partners were they. Can you know get get it to where performance can list their profiles on either of those sites and try to figure out some quid pro quo so if you want me to see you guys in some emails with these guys. Just let me now we're open to it so if you could do that we would love to travel and I think that covers everything because nate's nate's GonNa keep this asking you questions over and over and over again talk so if you don't have any final remarks I think we could move onto the new me if that's okay with you on top of that. If you WANNA kick it around just shoot the shit with us as we go through everything happening cam land. You're more than welcome to do that entirely patch to venture very yes so right now we're actually the middle planet cleared. It's some super crazy on where in Bengal stages so I'm probably going to end so much fun with you. Guys are having the end yeah and the other watching us or that you guys. Have we send over more than happy to help you guys. Are you guys you guys okay. before before you go you guys are on you. Guys are on twitter. I know that for sure if people wanted to ask questions give feedback anything like that follow you guys. Were you guys at in. How should they do that? Yes come to our twitter and also email us to support on the website. ANGELA MODEL CLIPS DOT COM support multiple dot com is the other and again. We're more than happy to hear from you VASA. MLS whatever questions you have request you have and you follow us on twitter right on thank you so much in looking forward to hear sounds good see guys sweet and now we're going to bust into the newness which I imagine I'm going to be doing this even though areas at the controls okay I it up on Cam Model Express who offered a profile builder for my free cans. They're they're ending their service June twenty twenty and as a result because we're already in August. They're not offering their annual plants anymore and I forget when they're going to stop offering their monthly's. I believe it's April or May but anyways if anyone is using using cam model express there are some certain alternatives Erie has worked at what I laugh Cam girl cloud allowed if they're diliah design your fucking embassy profile or any other broker WanNa do any of those things If you don't WanNA use the service arrest WanNA use something like Canada but still have an amazing beautiful fantastic profile that is absolutely stunning where you WANNA. DIY has your cheap or because he likes challenge. You should tell nate that he needs to green light my article about image mapping because he keeps saying that he's going to do article about image mapping. It doesn't want to pay me to do it but he still hasn't posted it. Hey after started at sea. We're talking. html all that on a mess also had replicable to chatter bay to MSCE Nice words and I believe chatter but sem night for us he's the same version of html which I discovered when I stopped doing maverick games and started doing night for they use the same version which admittedly is like an old version version and he can't do dope shit with see us all that however image mapping works on nightmare and like the most nights has the same weird things so I'm thinking and I'm assuming this because I've seen models do it 'cause I looked at their source code. You can also use image mapping on other things and it's it's fun. I enjoy mapping but I'm also kind of weird on once I teach myself it's very exciting. Go ahead Ari focus on a messy though because we were talking about alternatives to Tom can express which but it works on NFC image mapping works on my for cans it works on China and it works on night player and those are the only ones that I personally use now. I I know having. HTML based editor. I don't know about any other sites with Asia Mauvais centers but it does work on micro-finance. Now I mean the one thing about it and ah I can actually forward you email from Cambria Cam girl cloud. I don't think the mind because it's not like anything revelation based but we had a whole dialogue on that because yes it is really a big thing they don't currently have integrated into their system and that is just because because of the responsive verse regular in how a lot of that stuff the AIDS I mean it's not the heat mapping napping on images the heat mapping poker. You're talking about image matter news you may remember the book is called Diem. Were were you add the H. Wrath to what L. Jeff's likable no actually the different Coordi- but here's the one thing that can get really messy when it comes to responsive says to us that are are ways to set it up it has has to do with defining the size of the image it can be difficult but again if you want a free alternative like I'm I mean I've I bring lots of posts about three. Diy ways to do things because I don't like to spend money on staff unless I absolutely have to 'cause you know but anyway I'm just saying if you want image mapping it'll be some time though just if you own time and you have to be able to kind of understand understand. How coding works are you willing to learn how to understand? There's a thing in that area either deny or green light up because if it doesn't work in specific browsers or when somebody doesn't do it properly guaranteed is gonNA get the airy getting that email or that that message in the jet apple about how to troubleshoot it so I mean all it area green green light or deny it became green light at its. It's coordinate based so if it's based on specific stuff like that than screen sizing that I don't think it'll be a big issue and I don't think people will even invest the time into doing it unless they need to because financial needs or because they actually have some experience. I definitely do think it's something that's useful so yes Katie work on the articles got Green Line and I'm seeing you in every single question about that. One though I'm just save because yeah because I honestly I did not damage mapping for really long time so it might nightmare. I didn't do much mapping for really long time because daring terminated by the coding I think as we got all of these podcasts I've been on on not the best technology might coating like aspirin proud when I could get you know the different headings sizes to also be links because I didn't know you could use different size taxed taxed and things like I've got very basic coding all day and I thought it was really intimidating and I was very excited when I figured out how to use it and I've used it in several always on nicer and I'm got some stuff on launching on my own site like a little interactive game that people can do that. I'm really stoked about this probably be free on my own insights. I WANNA test. How many people do it use it and how many people are interested in that sense of yeah go for me? Your threat excites me. It's not because it's time from you. It is the easiest to do that and anyone who's watching this. You think so got it swings imitating. It's very similar. If you ever had eight humbler account were there for personal reasons were professional reasons. If you ever fuck with your code I'm Tumbler. You will be able to do this in yelling what I'm saying is I figured ended out and was able I already have the image but I figured it out. I was able to get my first image Matt dying in an afternoon and that included me fucking up ten times because I was using a terrible story. Okay okay so we're gonNA radio better to`real that makes sense in his done in a logical order and using Google Shit you'll be able to find templates and stuff that you can then alter for your needs as well now all probably show. How do I use a combination of Canada ain't are used to get all the coordinates just because it was the easiest way to do it? and pages of parental like pretty much. Everyone has Andy Mac version of it also works so yeah. It's it's what famous disingenuity doesn't. There's just there's no just want a really high pitch in my ear at the same time but I feel like I just had a traumatic moment I used ain't for so many things yeah actually paint but I use it for so many things so get dimensions in sex dimensions and stuff because it's so I'm upset by this. Excuse me I need to a letter to delegates. I am offended by historians but anyway we'll do. Mapping camera cloud is another option. If you go look at the blog post scientists actually several excellent options listed my handle and Kim grow cloud which I would really kind of cliven but yeah so my question is if they stopped doing mine-free free cans wide in these Hornet chattering like maybe I'm missing. Do they have virtually now together. Also they offered chattering profiles four. You're now so why didn't they would aggravate. NFC model for a messy malls to help with the NFC coding difficulties. He is due to the change in like flash and all that they are now shutting down about hitting to chatter bait would be smart because there's several market there was gonna go refill my drink but the actual reason I heard that the actual reason their blog post was because MSCE Z. is moving so much towards MSC share right to wear they feel that the profiles are actually fairly obsolete and net eventually the profiles will just be replaced between something MSG social NFC share. Maybe it even Kinda gets more integrated like many bids in basically the old school shit will fill the B. That's the reason they give in their official question. My my question was not. Why are they stopping? Msa I under an answer and it was the sun setting of Flash. You said which area answered my question so did our blog post about it soda their blog posts about the question. I is not what you answered. I read something about Flash. Though Lash said something about Flash Katie okay yeah yeah. It didn't didn't have anything to do with flash and actually. MSE did jump over to web RTC SO NFC is perfectly good on you know last phasing out. That's that's an issue for that. There's a couple of other networks where they do need to figure something out or I'll be very interesting coming up here shortly now. I'm GONNA go correct so I can finish what actual question was area Nike Count the conversation. I'd like to remove him from the streams. Hey they fired still Yasu question. I was going to ask in that. I was hoping may have an answer to or we could kind of spitball an answer detail. We have got so much SAS happening today so my question was okay so it was created by NFC bottle yes do we NFC. I see models are aware that there are other sites and so I guess I was wondering why they wouldn't have pivoted to offer suffered chatterbox because I've noticed I'm in recently looking at a live on chatter bay and some interesting things going on over there a Lotta models there appear to pay or profiles on Benham predominantly designed Zayn by up there seems to be two or three not models but like chatter bait accounts that do this kind of stuff and books thought one to me over. How are we at doesn't matter now Halloween whatever that one and there's a couple more but it seems to me that the logical the camera looks for US citizens obviously when you go through it's very obvious that a lot of the profiles are paid for because they all follow a template or they all have the across across the bottom so I mean I wonder why they didn't choose to pin it to chatter rate there was some relationship with NFC or if I mean when why did I copy pasted profile from NFC to chatter me be more? I think it was just because NFC models are like we're not gonNA stay coltish because that's offensive but think of how people in Colts behave behave and that's how yes it's a community over at the nice way to put it on the community and it was more it started community health thing but then ended up blowing up because of the need for NFC profiles so I don't think they ever even thought about chatterbox as an option and I feel like the whole thing itself was like just kind of a a niceness of your heart thing and then when it blew up it turned into a business that you know it wasn't like I don't think get were intended to be as big as it ended Gotcha. So did they ever free plan on. 'cause you see this question or comment posted hosted Kinky Kimberly. One of them wanted to charge me a monthly fee for bio. I'll have a monthly fee right right which Katie is GonNa have a piece on how to do image mapping all GonNa try if I can do a second part about how multiple images to make your profile responsive but I I have to figure out why when I do it on one of my accounts one of the buttons refuses just to cooperate so unresponsive that's party. Oh that's the one the thing about image mapping when you get into responsive stuff yeah you do have to figure out your wits and dimensions. Sometimes I had to I had to contact site wash about that but sometimes you can get it so that things kind of slide one. It's wire but that's complicated. I'm not promising anything on that but I will promise you image mapping having what you can do for zero dollars. Honestly it didn't even take the fall right so I think it was only a half a DIKO project sweet so every big Cam expressed to death excel awesome coming up next which I'm not doc in ally okay never mind we haven't gone into just like my sleazy press. Release Shit which I kind of did just to fill shit so porn up in model hub. They released their explain their ranking systems which was fairly cookie cutter. You know what I'm saying. They didn't go in depth into the actual sial algorithm if you WANNA know the difference between the verified amateur program in the ring they give them in the porn star rank which is for professional studio models as well as more liberation on model hubs rank like the ranks they give as well as their their top twenty which is different from the model hub rank. They did give some light information on it by the way we did dig a little bit into their help byles so we got on Webcam. Startup is a little bit more informative have been what they actually put together to get all this information. You would have to do a little bit of clicking. It's still really vague in my opinion but if it's something you're interested in you should totally check it out. I don't know if anyone wants to comment on this or if we just keep moving. Yeah don't seem like it anyways anyone watching if you are actually interested in that we do have all that Oh oh hey he's going to do something that you actually wanted bent so you want introduce yourself open just like break into it. Ra Right on hi I'm Anne so known as polly any and I wanted to talk about the social impact of porn of the camping industry and just Kinda. lets the the approach I wanNA take on it so once it got into camping I and I just saw for for positive and then found out about share some from the podcast a couple of weeks ago on here and yeah yeah that led to all kinds of new ideas and yeah so building basic income so road article about it to and help me organize my thoughts here so giving away value as a way to get more value right cooperation over competition you know if he would so using the social impact strategy. It's going to help me be honest about where I'm at. It's already helped me you know ask for help running needed and a build bonds with other people as well creating a following through a growth hacking is another one of those giving value to get value in cooperations rations right so in two months. I've been able to build a fair following. earn some affiliate marketing money for organizations like Levenson Mehta dominatrix peace and share some and you know working in April has allowed me any to kind of like start at nothing and reach more people are in the last thing. Can you know is it's about having fun in gaining perspective through experience so I definitely been having fun with us on on a twitter and share some it's kind of turned into this sexuality extends beyond the the genitals and can extend out into the world in a positive the flaw right on in this. This was all posted to your medium. links are hard to post in public youtube Chad because they automatically get moderated but if you post the links to this in the private a check here on the stream yard. I'm sure area would be more than willing to drop them into the public chat them. She's okay using the Webcam started account okay. Let let me see if I can't figure this out. I know it's actually a pretty platform up more than what is a little bit more involved in Canary in the live chat only cared for her appearance so I already had the links up and ready to go not dropping the light jet Air I just I just just saying that. I see one lean cold up. Let me ask you go to the Youtube page. I I see one leg aren't where yeah that one is. Not your work been never mind. No never mind thank you. Katie obviously Katie is on top of it so surrender anyways anything you WANNA say anything else you WanNa say about where you put together. Yeah I just I'd like to talk to some people about the social show impact of pouring in a positive light so you know reach out to me Paulie any you know there's twitter and share some and instagram an email and all of that stuff porn as global stability tool you know part of building basic income yes these are. There's some some things that you know really seen potential in especially with the using of cryptocurrency with the platforms. What I'd like to say is if anybody would like to participate in these conversations and share some ideas like come find me? Let's talk about it right on and going back to the news up next. Nick Knight has joined Cam Life Magazine. I can also tell you cam life. Magazine is about to drop a new issue. I believe in the next couple of days she's GonNa be working with with everything from sales media by model model outreach all that fun stuff You should totally check out the podcast. Where is she did jump on? We had our whistles out. It was some fucking shit so sweet There's a new acquisition position on that team. Anyone have anything to say love. I think it's really exciting for Nikki. I think it's pretty cool. We'll in I think it is a lot of legitimacy to that magazine to be honest for them to hire someone who's got so much experience at a really proven track record and to be honest. It gives me a better rush them because I thought that they were sort of a whole lot bullshit impacting. I told them they sounded like a whole lot of bullshit on his exact podcast I I still have an impression of them. Since apparently nate isn't inspirational person on I would it wasn't cameron can't exit. You're still kind of bullshit. What I'm hoping what I'm hoping and admittedly this is slightly office which I am hoping that Nikki's hiring it means that they're looking towards including more actual cam model voices and that they're looking I towards choosing experience over exposure perhaps his away putting ah I think that they were a little bit overly industry focused before and I think my hope is that by hiring Nikki that they're looking slightly more performer former focused which is honestly what I think there's some room for grow nate is his hands between he's about to start is ranch about how he didn't choose to being Hamlet mccamley magazine? It's not his all right nature. We've heard it before moving on no actually no way not only because that means it's not val fat. What is it about no he starts ever since with actually no because it would be also if it was about actually actually studio twenty is irrelevant to the majority of the performer to the majority majority of the industry and the only reason they're sandbagging? All this shit is because they can they actually think they could sell franchise deals which how many franchises sanchis has opened up question what to do with Mike Nice job of connecting thanks together assuming they are connected. Get in some way oh I'm just wondering Bender Cain POPs up in the chat defending them. I know it happened. Okay Nate's at some T- about studio twenty and then vendor sent some shit too neon facebook. Oh Dude he clog me and he was like straight up to me out about that. Shit the biggest mood twenty is relevant to every single into performer in this world regardless of that my comment still San Dan. I'm hoping that they're hiring nakedness. They're taking more performance oriented weight rather than an industry where he actually continuing to heavily promote studio twenty would be an industry has anyway because as we know the content that they work creating a studio twenty and related to twenty M Blah Blah is more towards selling the concept concept and possibly you know everything in a box with the first call that fit into bed when a for a studio. GPO studio in a box in a bag but no Nikki is she has a big personality and I think she will do the right thing and even even if she doesn't really have the power in whatever position she has over there to do the right thing she will suggest it and she will try to focus on the performance because herself now nobody could hire Nikki without knowing over and I think that's a good step in the right direction and maybe he's all conspiracy and it's August to recruit people for Studio Twenty but since they publish it in English I assume they're not trying to recruit models so narrow a publication where you're not like us will were performance-based. It's based any entity where you're not like us where your performance based which Eric Vouch we've had so many people try to throw throw money at us you know because they know that we're making it rain all over you we know but we do not do any sort correct by and we will. I mean we won't we'll actually offer you know how to just publish just not our big pages yeah but no we do not direct by we do performance based and the difference between some of these people that do who direct by you know money we can't and so it's really interesting. We start butting heads you know since they're kind of you know with the people really just throw money. Everyone aware when everything we're really vouching for we AH real real world data. You know we can save performs if we see if performing hi Chrissy I just wanted to say hi to Christy Setzer Nice stuff about the podcast. Everybody had Christie Occurs Your special shout. Thank you for being a consistent viewer. anyways I just had to air out some dirty laundry because Holy Shit Dude. You don't fucking blow up you know talking shit about my shit. Talk Talk About Studio Twenty without the like Jabhat you publicly like that Shit just don't happen. I love you bender. This is a great move in my personal opinion in and I really look forward to see what she does for the company. Oh Greg what's up. you planning on jumping out with us or you're just in the public chat for right now and moving hang on on the urban x awards wrap up. If you want to see a list it's on Hamlin podcast you can find the link to that if he go to podcast in four which which were on right now and we got a bunch of event news a bunch of many bids news. Somebody just stop me if they have a comment so experts Berlin is it's coming up many bids on Sir Bella French. It's GONNA keynote it's called the rise of adult content content creators. If you'RE GONNA be hitting experts Berlin definitely check that out during experts Berlin underscoring excoriated another date right in front of me but the wool there will be the second annual Europa awards empress. Mika is not an nominee. Let this year which is funny because last year she was even though she didn't qualify go she's. US As not European and then many bids is also doing a a raffle style giveaway. You need to share something on on their pinned. Tweet is well as on as well as REIMB- being it on their social platform. Mb Social and you can win they'll be nine in total who will win a seat at their table at the Europa awards anyone you won't have any comment on any of that shit so far now woohoo then getting into then we're getting into a bunch of many ships they've been making a bunch of a moral announcements right now. Okay so low while go. There's a little bit of debacle over how they started handling uploads in processing so apparently now if member downloads downloads a clip is going to be the original file and they've also done a couple other changes with it one of them you can now distinguish between not safe for work and save for work which I haven't uploaded anything yet since this dead onto archie because they've always had like a nuts saferworld tag and in our new town at says is the safer not safe for work and then it says if it's safe to make Houston the Houston public promotion of my so you click the drop down. It's automatically not safe for work so like if you accidentally post something you're not GonNa get in trouble or anything so you acted slack to make it safe for work and then they basically can use that for safer promotion on like social media or on their account or U2 or whatever the fuck they wanna use it on your basically at giving them permission to use your video in promotion either way so if you don't want to be used used promotions through many bits do not market videos a safer work even if they are but if you do want to be used in promotions than US safer in so what I'm hearing is the camera and podcast is now going to be on the mini bids youtube in video marcus safer work so well hill in any bits many kids if you're hearing this we opt into all your fucking promotion all of it so that's kind of the shit with them the new video uploading and they're saying that they're going to have more teachers coming out here soon. I'm speaking an MVP social. They also implemented a feature where you can hide your follow follower count and they also announced that their main profile hit two point four million in which we all talked about this and I believe it was the last live podcast it had to Aben to whereas it's really weird how their main landing page for N. N. B. Social is like their profile you know instead of just like some social platform but their profile did hit two point point four million followers and they gave the the instructions on how to actually get featured there. You can find it on their blog log as well as on Kim Lynn podcast if you look up podcast number eighty four. It's not how to be feature is how to be considered for being being featured like when you say how to feature Mason sound like if you do these things to Cuba that's not true. It means that you're inconsideration gen to be featured but don't be pressed if you aren't because I was featured in. It's an absolutely nothing for my traffic or income where you are featured featured. When did you give featured blogs about friendship? Oh Yeah I remember that that was pretty awesome one to coming okay so if anyone had to take gas between whether that features most used by performers or members. Here's what would you guys gas because I've been followed by at least fifty performer so far this month that are trying to get that follower how bonus singing Oh and here's the other thing they did elaborate that they would actually send a real trophy. We were all debating what the fuck that trope you should is apparently. Would you hit those benchmarks. You do get a legit trophy. I'm glad they're sending these unattainable. Trophies two models two years from now ALGA will eventually get it. Maybe if consistently upload to their site that just keeps changing models and doing nothing for them. That's them okay D- we're keeping track of that order of lead Saul Steve. What should people talk on this podcast ride that you took from for most people who are always wrong the mark my words Shit? Oh Yeah let me get. I might have temporarily turn off my camera visit. Take a look to check Fox wearing pants. You're wearing pants. We don't don't have to request it up. Okay Turkey bust my words Gyros work. It's weird. I know we're just GONNA have to Rewatch recon past sorry I'll I have to. I can't find that these famer but I don't think it's about many bids what we need to mark. Areas Words get sent out out in two years. We WanNA do mark my words so you have to decide you want you want it more for my words. I will do the mark my words and I will also give you an estimate of the five people I think the first ones to get the awards it will be some the journal Who Market Love Lana Rain Carina Nikoka housewife swag little Taylor and estimate the as they will be the first models to receive these trophies mark my words in there we have it. We have on paper and what do you need for the first award I can look it up right now. It's fifty I think it is and so we can verify that no individual performer reformer has fifty k. yet and if I get three of those five models right nate has is to give me five hundred dollars a month lease a bet on it. It's two years roughly a gear because I thought you're right. No I'M NOT GONNA. I'm Pisces. I don't gamble you get all shaved me when I'm wrong but buzzes nailed it. If I get five out of five someone should send me your five hundred for every single for everyone. You Got Right now. Just the whole thing five hundred just for being so great guessing I'll give you fifteen if you get all by bright fifty words Katie Moore my words Oh but you have to get them in so wait. The one said water was. I never said that it had ought to be in order so you cannot add that stipulation. Oh Jesus yeah. Oh I didn't write it down in order either. We would actually never now well. We could totally reference this podcast because it's on like everything and says mark my words airy will do well L. with the mark. My words okay fine fucking. I said fifty nine hundred fine. If you get all five to get fucking fifteen hundred mark my words like Katie. Maybe who you better not create a bunch of body. Maybe just a mother permanent it up for some shady always shit. There's about people that hate my ass to where they made fucking do that just because they hate my ass may not know anyone watching this. I was naming those people not because I have any envy because of popular they are hardworking bitches. I hope those are my first five fifteen hundred dollars so so have fifty thousand people who ate you fifty thousand people do not know you honey. Hey I think it would only I have to be like twenty five thousand right some of them are they're up there holy Shit. I mean if we told many bids about this wager you'd think. MB Social doesn't does it. Be Social have a fucking twitter handle like NBA tube does thinks that I don't think so either if many bids notes about this shit you think they'll at least posters wager on their fucking main account and tell them they're gonna like oath it analyzed the email their pr motherfucker and I mean I'm before put this much money on it. They should at least post it to their main many bits no oh they shouldn't do that. 'cause that's given the five you said Fuck in China exactly no that definitely should not happen since they have two point four how many beds should definitely talk about the camera and podcast at all they come on days when we the snotty spite meaning Fuckin- share this fucking like the exact moment shared on M. B. Two when we upload it but share to your two point four million followers and make me pay a bunch of money and then I can start selling psychic services I know right as long as we are able to send traffic to the you're predicting Oh yeah actually. Do you know how many people have asked me to the jump into the psychic told me that's why I just need the joke. Okay I know I don't know I just know like dude. Actually a bunch of Camden mother fuckers are trying going to dominate the psychic. SHES fucking crazy. Actually right on now that I brawley GIS lost a bunch of money in the future you have time to save up to lose money yeah well. That's that's a good thing oriented friends. It was a lovely to join you all this evening for having we ne- out here it's getting dark in here. I gotta go get some lots by them and we're at the end please me's. Co as joined Women Tech Women's sex tech woohoo go heather Montgomery Gumri. You can actually listen to Heather Montgomery on the CAM land podcast. I should have the podcast number in front of me but I don't but so you can camp ward. They're having on the call at their soak up summer contest which is going on from August his twenty sixth to September. I it's a mobile contest for North American performers only and they're giving away like I'm assuming it's the top of the line Samsung I buy cheap. You could call them burner phones just because I don't use phone so I would pay for one then there's also token prizes for the runners up and I know no this is something that everyone watches going to care about of the X. Cash affiliate program of visit Ex. They upgraded their wordpress. Plugin didn't theme primarily now. The content is stored on a CD and so it's not as server intensive for the affiliates hosted match it and that's really it for the news. I mean if anyone else has anything else to say. I think I must stat because I forgot to state law Canadian girl by five yeah I was actually that was the one person I was thinking that you didn't mention but now we're now. We have money on it while I am. I didn't give you odds or anything like that. I should have made you chip in ten dollars if wrong and now this is this is a loss that for me little Canadian girl was the one I was going to ask. You mentioned that you didn't name up. I don't know who exchanger for but then you started bringing up the betting shit so little Canadian girl on county God you the incident news that's for the news airy dude been moving and dealing with family shit dude. I ain't been publishing they should boring annual right dude so I needed to actually create a fucking podcast ride so I basically took all the PR's they normally don't publish one last thing I would like to touch upon before we end this podcast. Is that if you orrick guest on this podcast you're offering something that I know a model can do themselves. I will not hesitate now because this I am a model. I am Cam Model. I am a camera elect. It became models that watch this show so just because part of what Kim start out does not mean favor your site if model can do it themselves in it makes more consensual introduce ourselves so future guests. If you're watching this I mean pitcher guests in most future guests like you know how many people will like actually you know when they sign on. They're like yeah man. I want to run the Godly Gimme your hardest you know I think uh a model clips did all right. I think they all right. I think they are fucking crazy easy if they think anyone's GonNa join that site when they're paying sixty percent with no chargebacks topper well if they see that I think they'll raise it to something being bigger. Indefinitely I think it's a reason they've been delaying it and the answer of it hasn't happened when it does is will address. It is the dumbest way to go into something. Every you don't say oh I don. I live in flood prone area but I'M NOT GONNA get flood insurance on my house until floods for next time. That's not how things work so what area means to say is if your network that doesn't offer charge back protection that is basically status quo in mandatory handed Tori at that part this point and you know you can think you're offering you can think your networks shit. If you're you're not offering that there are certain performers that will judge you just by that and if your network that's never encountered chargebacks so it's no longer than than you have no reason to say we don't offer that in yes you can hen add stipulations like If it seems like blatant fraud we will investigate on a case to case basis which if you talk to any of the networks that do offer that they will say that I mean if you are actually committing fraud using their platform you we'll get busted and even if you aren't you'll get busted. I know right the Rosalyn Rosalyn I don't even know incorrectly pillar just call her the Cadillac Girls Oh holy Shit for those that don't know what areas talking about she actually got her stream eight account suspended due to somebody who was gambling right right and they weren't embed. They've just been all their money on her and ended up partner with Bolan. They actually didn't get your actual username back now. She had to change surname Unbeliev but she favorites facts. She got something no Bowl and actually did actually negotiate something. I know it wasn't wasn't like creating a brush account bowl and actually did do something for her because that's a fucking horror story. If you think there's a scammer don't fuck and deal with them in report them. The Rubber Kitty ass the rubber. Can you ask what site was this. I'm assuming you're asking about the site that was on its model clips they specialize in interactive content just rewatch episode from the beginning beginning in you'll get the grants but anyway. That's all the news for this week. Thank you for watching the Cam land podcast Webcam startup process. We had a great time you this week. If you want to tune in a prerecorded next Thursday we will have that for you and then our next live one will be two weeks. He's from now since it's every other Thursday will be on September fifth so tune in on September to catch us live again at uniform on sparkling in live in your face and answering questions and it's just for fans. Do you happen to know this. I need to fucking go through my emails to know who's next I. I think it's just your fans. I think you didn't know who it was you. You said there were two that you were talking to about it and okay well. Should I see lead you in on all my Nelson. You should know I nine percent sure. I believe it's just for bands. If not it's totally open and just just for bands is a few weeks from now but we will have Dominic Ford come and back in. There's been a lot of shit. That's happened with this platform since since he is on here initially and I really wanted quiz him on Porn Guardian in the state of anti piracy in this industry to honestly think it'd be better to focus more on porn guardians we already had just for bands but you know combine the two so that might be two weeks from now. 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Peggy Orenstein

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Dax Ten and use Kodak's ten. He's Peggy yes. Welcome thank you. Thank you for Traveling today to come see us from Berkeley well. It wasn't very far farther than most of our guests are coming from. Yeah also yeah the flights fine. What are we looking at forty five minutes or something fifty three? I believe. Okay you go into Burbank. I didn't did okay. I'm smart that way. It's not terrible driving and then find out of Burbank. Takes all of twelve minutes exactly now. Where are you from originally Minneapolis? You Are we love people for Minneapolis. We're going to stereotype right now We Know Peter. Krause we played brothers on TV and he delivered on the serotype immediately. I'm accused really are and then we went and did a live show last summer in. Minneapolis and again. It was the nicest there was just a shiny nice. It's it's real. What did your mom and Dad do in Minneapolis? Dad was a lawyer and my mom was a teacher. And then a stay at home mom. And what kind of law dead. Due in now I spent many many years sitting at the kitchen table staring out the window. Not Listening to that something riveting intellectual properties or something over the Supreme Court case that change bankruptcy law. My Daddy did and he's still. He's ninety three so he's still around. That's so impressive. We all went. Oh you win. We all went to watch him. Watched him why we've met. My brothers are also lawyers. Okay how many brothers have two older brothers. Okay now. Do you have little sister syndrome. Yes okay yes yeah I think of my what my my poor sister. I have a younger sister and I also have an older brother in. Yeah just growing up in a house with two boys in those being the people you're emulating it's quite a. It's very specific path. Yeah yes I always say this about. I think when boys have sisters older sister says yes I agree difference in. Who has that dynamic seems to predictably make the best boys really do think it does honest. I really do. It's healthy to be around female early in your life. Who can kick your ass? I think that's probably a permanent sister. Relate to just about like all guys like their sister right well in your new book you had really kind of. I can't even imagine you expected the level of access or the level of openness that. These young men were giving you right. Wasn't that come as a shock to you. It really did. I mean I really. I was really hesitant to do a book on boys. I've been writing about girls for a long time for like twenty five years. Right and part of my hesitance was that I basically have like whole transcripts of uh-huh. Yeah we're going to college and what did you major. I went to Oberlin. Ohio and we weren't allowed to major in anything practical point okay. What you've changed that a little bit but so I was an English Major. Okay that's a useful major loss. Well that was the whole thing. I was trying very very hard to avoid. I want you to pursue that. Yes yes and I mean I think my parents kind of expected that would be a lawyer's wife. Okay maybe go to law school and catch a lawyer husband but my brothers my lovely big brothers who were by that time both either lawyers are in law school sort of ran interference for me. I kind of pictured them like big linebackers thing not her. I think also that I think that I got through on this kind of weird like sexism worked in my favor and a funny way. Tell me because I think my dad didn't think I was going to really have to make a living. So expectations were low. Yeah and so. They weren't really eighty. They weren't really paying attention. But be you know kind of sneaking through and saying I'm going to be a writer wasn't as threatening. Sure somebody else. Would you know take care of me? Didn't work out that way. It didn't work out that way. So you're dead. Probably grew up in the thirties forties. Yeah right okay. So Yeah His paradigm. For what a woman's going. I don't say that with any. Ill will at all. Oh Yeah Yeah. And when I said I'M GONNA get on a plane out of New York Dad and I'm GonNa be a writer The basic response was. That's a pipe dream and you can't do that okay and I thought Oh yeah. Watch me tough I went. Well now. There's a couple of things there though too because Peter has brought me into what the Minnesota Culture is in. There is a modesty right. There's kind of a celebrated modesty arrogance his bad arrogance is the worse writes in some weird ways to pursue a dream as audacious as I'm going to move to New York and be a writer could be seen as arrogance a little bit right. Yeah I mean there's many different layers there's the gender layers that are happening but also this fear I mean I get that now having a kid and I'm sure you follow the creative path you feel kind of like wow. That was a lot of luck. Also ten years of rejections out. It's just weird to wish ten years of rejection child to be very strong willed and have a very strong vision to be incapable of doing anything else BS and and or really low self esteem and believe deserve this flagellation the modest modest this fantastic writer and she wrote one of the best books on writing and one of the things that she talks about. Is the radio station K. F. K. D. or or k? Fucked trying to write one speakers saying you are the greatest. You're the best. You're the other saying whoever told you you could pick up a pencil quiet both of those down when you went there. Were you aiming to because you've written for the New York Times for how long ever forever was that? One of your first started when I got to New York. I was a editorial assistance. That's I was below. That was staff which sounds like an infection esquire so I I got a job at esquire. That's a fun place to have started. Yeah yeah it was sort of a little bit? I wish I had thought to write things down so that I could have written. My own devil wears product. I bet so. Okay so your first book in My right to assume that you were probably written articles that have been published magazine editor. I worked at different magazines. And then I was. You know worried about writing full-time and what that would mean. And whether he could live and other things so then yet. My first book was called schoolgirls it was about young women self esteem and education and I followed two groups of thirteen year old girls through their thirteenth year to of look at that transition to adolescents. Did you approach it like a journalist or scientists journalists? There's like a couple books that I read when I was in my early. Twenty s Was called loose change by Davidson and the group and both of those kind of what they did was they like looked at a turning point in history through the lives of individual women And I just I love that idea. I love this idea that you could tell the story of an era through anybody really. I think our stories and that's been kind of the driving thing for me as a journalist. Is that how to our individual stories connect out. There's a neat Zane in screenwriting which is every single scene should encapsulated in a way the entire story. You're telling it should be a FRAC DOLE in that sense that every single sliver of it should be the the thing in its entirety. And that's kind of what you're saying is wells. Oh Yeah what did you find? That was like shocking. What was the tasty thing that you were bringing the light with that book? I really think that was sort of setting me going on thinking about things like that was nineteen ninety four nineteen eighty-four about like. I was looking at the way that the media was affecting girl's body image that was taken. I have a chapter in that book. That's called schoolgirls onslaughts. That was about sort of the perception of what it meant to be slutty. And the way the girls desire was suppressed. And what that whole piece that I think? Later years years years later was kind of the seeds of girls and sex Which is your. That's your most popular book. Yeah I think so. Yeah so new. York Times Bestseller is nice and sex in case you didn't fantastic. Oh wonderful on the list. Oh that's great but feels wonderful. Now guess so that I feel like I was starting the conversation with myself and maybe with readers looking at the way you know. I sat in on a lot of algebra classes for that book. How how do you get permission to be at a school as an adult? So for that book cash. It was really only time ago. I I feel like I approached principals and principals would go through sort of a process with the PTA and the school board and then the parents ultimately would have to send permission slips. And we'll tickets that I also always change people's names right. I didn't use the name of the district and district. I was in an offer some protection because their kids and that would be wrong. I mean one of the things about the way that I work with all well. Most of my books not all of them. But with that one in with girls and boys the sexist that. I'm not looking for anything in particular. Necessarily I just want to see what life was like in this kind of world that I'm looking at so I just go and hang around. I can't know what's GonNa Happen. Right so you know whether it was like in that book that there was a sexual harassment case that suddenly burst forward or like in boys and sex. One of my very favorite scenes in the book is when I'm talking to this boy. I'm skyping with this boy. Who's a senior in college by then and when I met him? He called self a feminist. Fuck boy Break like you already know. That means weirdly enough. We were on a family vacation and Family members who are teenagers. One of the girls told one of the boys that do you know that what they call you in school. They call you a fuck boy and he was so upset by this. He's sweetest boy ever and I thought what can that mean when it. When I was growing up I graduated ninety three. So if someone called me a fuck boy that would have been like a Sign of glory or something. I can only imagine but what does it mean. What it meant was that he accepted a lot of Israel's could count okay but that he had this kind of veneer of a kind of an and I think he is. He's has sort of egalitarian perspective. But he so. He like would teach consent workshops and he was very scrupulous about all that but that doesn't mean that he didn't take advantage of what was like a super skewed ratio of girls to boys on his campus and manipulate that and treat partners is disposable and there was like this kind of jerky underneath won't and he was starting to recognize that When when we met he was like wrestling without Manton. He felt about that and he was like it. Felt really good but maybe it doesn't feel so good year so I personally have this history where I was by all accounts. Horrendously honest with people like I was an open relationship for nine years now and say like I'm in a relationship. I love my girlfriend if you want to do something physical. And that's all that you want the. I'm up for that but you know I just WanNa be dead clear right and I had this whole thing and now obviously. In retrospect people agree to things that they may be. Don't really agree to which is unfortunate right depending on the position like in his campus. You know the girls if they said no to that they weren't GonNa have much of a social life was the truth so if I had talked to him a couple of years before we met he would have said exactly that. This is good. I'm really clear everybody's but he was not going and So we were having this discussion and it had been like you know. He'd been thinking about this for a year and he was in his own. One thing yeah. So the thing really I I can recognize later as regardless of the permission and regardless of the understanding that everyone agreed to I was using them to regulate my feelings. I'm an approval junkie and I'm using them to get approval and feel good about myself for a while so even if that side of the street really is spotless and they agreed and as in writing Baba I know that ultimately I'm just using some underregulated myself steam. Which isn't I'm not crazy proud of so DAX. You're just like this boy. Okay I know. Remember you hosting any consent workshops or anything like that time if you were that today. I'm sure yeah so anyway. I was talking to him and by now a year. Since we first met he had a girlfriend he was like reevaluating auto stuff and while we were talking. This other boy texted me. Nate nate had had like a bad with cups and he was somebody who really prized connection and relationships and he was down in southern California and he was looking at schools that he'd been accepted to for college and he was like you know w t f with hookup culture. It's like an orange down here. Do I just go to bone town? Were case you were wondering if they were blunt with me go to boomtown and worry about it later. You know and have an emotional connection later. Skip that part what do I do and so I read this text to Wyatt who escaping with and they ended up having this whole conversation through me about authenticity in about who you should be in who you are and it was like this amazing moment which like this was taking me way back around to what would I I sound. Which is that can never anticipate what's going to happen. When hang out with these guys and I just ended up feeling like you know they had this conversation. I mean I'm a stranger to them really. They never met. They don't know each other. And what would have like what would happen if God could really have these conversations. Oh with in their real lives not with some total stranger or luck. Yeah I think so yes so much I mean there's a million different Bad Ingredients in the stew but one of them. That's so powerful is yeah that the boys really don't feel comfortable talking to other boys about anything. Really that could be vulnerable or show. Any you know lack of total conviction on every single topic which was totally at the heart of this. This is at the end. This boy. The know nate the guy who was texting. Thank you so much. That's just what I needed to hear. And he sent me a little hard Emoji now. I immediately think of like the murkiness of your role in that you start by hoping to learn from them what their culture is around this topic in how they are acting and whatnot but of course you develop relationships has happens and then they're asking you advice so was in southern. California and as you like what should I do so tell me about that aspect of it? What's the line you walk in as a challenging as it can be mostly? It's not mostly. I feel like what they would talk about after our interviews was that it felt sort of Cathartic or therapeutic or they had never had a chance to talk about sex and intimacy and masculinity and gender dynamics on these things in to anybody a lot of times. They'd say I'd never told anybody this or you know what the fuck I'm just GonNa say this. You know sometimes that meant that they were going to disclose something they did. That they felt bad about your. You know whatever but I felt like boys never have the permission to have this conversations and so what I was kind of giving them if my role is to give them anything at all was protected. Space Your they could talk about their anterior lives in a way that they never get to so just kind of like by bearing witness to that. Yeah well one of the points you make early on in your book. Maybe even in the introduction. Is that what you knew? My doing girls in sex is that parents are not talking to their kids about sex ner. They're not at all and then they're even talking less to boys'll 'cause they're less concerned in general about it is that fair to say they had been but I think things have changed. Oh you think they use. Things are changing because well because they're worried they're worried that if they're boys are GonNa Cross lines and get into some kind of sexual trouble song. Girls just used to see as the price of admission and not act on. Yeah Luckily we now do that. Means that boys have to be more mindful and more educated and actually see their burners people. So what boys would say that. They tend to here was. Don't get pregnant. Don't get a disease and respect women and that last one like encompass like all this stuff right and I would say like I. Don't I said to me that's like telling your son not to run over any little ladies and then handing him the car keys? I mean you don't think you're GONNA run over any little old ladies but you don't know how to drive. The same. Respect is a very opaque kind of the fuck. Does that mean exactly? And also that you're in a really weird paradigm when you're that age. Which is your parents aren't telling you the truth. And you're dead aware of like you know they're not telling you the truth and so then you're only other source is your peers and they're piecing it together so you're kind of trying to pick who's right and certainly your parents haven't earned your trust in that. Marvin so you're probably more likely to believe whatever your buddies are already likes. Whatever he's doing must be the right thing to do because everyone likes him right. You know. It's just kind of ends up being really basic calculations. You're doing that aren't probably the best plus now. Kids have this gigantic media that we didn't have it just wasn't like that. No I had to steal a playboy from my GRANDPA's house hide under the bed. Yeah even the porn but like all of it. You know the coming at you. It's so big but you know a lot of it comes so that's why I kind of felt like you know we real conversations with boys and hear what they're thinking and know what's going on with them because you know we didn't have the luxury of not talking to him anymore. Yes so I think that in general again I. This'll be self-serving because I'm a boy but just the general marching orders of the last three years in the wake of me to just being like men be better well okay. It's a lot more complicated than they were in the middle of a working machine. That women are part of men are part of parents. Aren't there's no? One is just individually on their own. Not INTERACTING ARE NOT BEING AFFECTED. And you know right so it's so complex. Known could ever say his statement like girls be better be better. It's like hey society we gotta be better like Abo- side. This whole thing has got to evolve right absolutely. And that's why like to me this during the books together girls and sounds like to just make all those dynamics visible what the girls against so just in my own having not written a book about it but just being now a father of girls starting to recognize some of these things have grown up with one of the one thing that I tend to really stress out about. Is this crazy pressure. That's put on young girls about their virginity and that you have to make sure this guy is a good guy that he loves you that it's special and no one's putting anything on the boy's shoulders it's just like you at fourteen or sixteen or seventeen need to have the ability to assess who's a good man who loves you in order to do this thing and by God if it turns out he wasn't that then the shame that accompanies just the whole the whole responsibilities on on this young girls shoulders. Oh which I find to be. Just holy unequal. Well I guess I would even step back further and say. How do we define sex? Do WE COUNT OIL SEXIST SITES? Like why are we? Could there be multiple virginity instead of just this one thing and I mean a lot of what I talked about. Girls and sex was the ways that girls learned to disconnect from their bodies and that the way in our to disconnect from desire and pleasure. I called the American psychological clitoridectomy. Okay Clitoris a great. So like when girls are born we are born when babies are born. We tend to name all of boy's body parts so like if say like there's your pb or something burden with girls. We go right from naval denise and we don't like we leave this whole situation in between totally unnamed and then they go into like maybe they get older they go into puberty education classes and they learned that boys have erections and wet dreams and girls have periods in unwanted pregnancies. Right right the same like that internal diagram of the you know it. Looks like a Steve. Jobs and grays up between legs. Right so you never say Vulva Clitoris nor majora. Exactly no surprise most girls. Have you know? Fourteen to seventeen years old have masturbated even once really majority. Yeah and then. We're always trying to figure this out by the way we always get into conversation. And we're like what percentage do you think the surveys boys I would have to Blanking forty percent or sixty percent. Is that the majority. Of course you can sure shirt because it's it's not at the top of my head but it's right but it's a lot it's most right and so then they go to their partner. Interactions Right. Uh-huh somehow expect that they're gonNa know what they want. They're going to know what they need to know their limits how to communicate that. Guy. It's like knows what he's doing exactly so we've set them up and then on top of that we make this really big deal this one act like it's the line in the sand that I certainly feel that most girls so like the whole thing skews it away from girls their pleasure of their bodies of their desires and having an experience. That's really like in that body connected so even beyond what you were started with. GotTa find this right guy and stuff. The whole premise is wrong in a way right yet will by the way the reward for finding the right guy is not that you'll enjoy it or have an orgasm or find joy in intimacy is just that you won't have the shame and regret right. He won't be made a fool of made to be a slut and all these other pejoratives true that most young people want to explore sexuality and a trusting relationship. But you know we just act like doing this one thing one time suddenly going to make you experienced or only make you know something that you don't know and we all know that's a lie if you make out with somebody you're fifteen years old and you make out with somebody for three hours. You're experimenting with like sensuality in Communication. And you'RE GONNA learn a heck of a lot more than if you get drunk at a party and the random to punch your visa card. You know no you're right. The the much bigger source of that feeling of intimacy and love and connection is actually in eroticism. Sensuality right. Yeah okay so with girls. There's that issue there's also these two options on the table right. Which is year either a prude. Or you're a slot right those both of which are negative. Who had you know? What's the right number? How do you? How do you like one girl said to me? Usually the opposite of a negative is a positive but when you're talking about and sex there's two negatives so where do you go on that poll and where you are now so personally? I was super sexual really young. I was molested when I was younger. So it's hard for me to iron out what I think. A humans just natural disposition is to that I certainly desired at greatly. How much I can speak to you like your average boy but I definitely do remember having many friends who I was shocked to learn like didn't WanNa have sex so like I was subscribing to this serotype as well that like boys just WanNa have sex and then occasionally I would have a friend. That would be like yeah. I'm scared to do that and I was like. Oh I wasn't expecting that. Yeah I mean that's you know one of the things that I talk a lot about with boys. Is that stereotype? Throw down to fuck you know. They aren't necessarily. There's that pressure that you're supposed to be that way guide in the hallway. You get status. That's a big way to get status hooking up with as many as possible with as little as possible in trading partners disposable and guys had related to that all kinds of different ways. I mean I was thinking about this one guy who said he'd had a bunch of hoops in college that included intercourse. And he said it's it's weird because it's like there's not a lot of I contact. It's a lot of conversation and it's like you're acting vulnerable without being vulnerable. Yeah you're you're you're you're taking physical steps of vulnerability but there's really no emotional wounds and vulnerability issue is really interests you and oh big time. Yeah sometimes after book. He don't realize what it's about till after you write it And they start talking about it and I realized that really at the heart of this book and you see the word vulnerables like a neon sign throughout the book. Is that issue of guys. Rustling with the taboo against vulnerability whether it's that they're rejecting it or denying it or embracing it or capitulating it. It's all of it whether you're talking about the masculinity itself or all the different ways that I talk about the relationship to sex and it's always dancing around that it's always trying to reckon with that and with the wall you know that they've all put up between themselves that vulnerable self in the world yet and I was really acutely interested in how things have changed since I was that age when I was reading your book and what I saw which was completely consistent is still the worst thing you can be is a girl in any capacity so being vulnerable as being girly or you know not wanting to fuck would be girly and all these things. The only thing beyond that of course is to be a fag right and so I was curious if that was still the thing and it is still a thing but then I was really interested to hear that. They are very explicit about the fact that they don't mean gay right they still say fag and calling each other fags but they just WanNa be clear. We're not talking. We're not saying that. About sexual right I mean th th. There are a lot of differences with poison. I mean they have female friends. They see girls as totally deserving of their places in the classroom and you know on the playing field leadership and in professional. I mean all that is there too. And that's why was started when we were talking earlier about grills on the contradiction that I was always interested in these contradictions between the new and the old. I think that's what's going on with guys like this sort of inflection. Point in a way with boys who were. We were with girls twenty-five years ago. And so that stuff you know when I would say what's the ideal guy they would still be saying. Yeah athleticism dominance aggression sexual conquest emotional support themself lettuces. All I was shocked I thought it was like famous. Still still absolutely you know when I say that. Even though that wasn't necessarily they were also think about what's small percentage of the high school population that applies to what percentage of people are athletes or are actively involved in that. You know it less than ten percents. You've got an ideal that less than ten percent of the people are going to achieve. It's just a kind of a bad recipe right out of the game. You know right but back to the you know to the fact thing. It didn't mean to them. Necessarily that they were questioning. Somebody's sexual orientation and they would say. I would never say that I have gay friends. I would never say that capers and that makes it. Okay I don't think so but it was about masculinity right and there's this is the antithesis of masculinity and it can be it's like slot can mean anything can be applied to anything it can you know and so it creates like when they talk about the man box or the. Maske live in or whatever you WANNA call it that draws the line stay tuned for more armchair if you dare. We are supported by legacy box. My very favorite way to save all the important things from life into a digital format now. All movies can transport us back to unforgettable times. Shouldn't digitally preserving your recording memories. Be just as important as capturing them now again. My favorite thing about legacy box is all my family. Members are hanging onto different little bits of our family history. I've got some pictures. 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Who's gay and we're doing this separate ten episode podcast together about relationships and he talks about being gay and within those relationships how femininity is also devalued valued. Exactly so it's it's a hard thing to come back because it's everywhere it's even coming from the source like yeah women can treat men that we do. There's research that says that women say they want to be vulnerable but when they are not so happy about it Sinoe so can collude as well like. I think. I'm only getting away with it because I'm also like embarrassingly committed. All these hyper masculine. Things like off roading and fighting all these things were that bought me enough leeway to also be very vulnerable. Even I I feel like there's some weird balancing act in my life where it's like. Oh I can get away with all that I can wear a ponytail. I can do this because I'm doing that so I so someone could just blatantly. Call me back and that's your version of no home. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah the same thing genuinely like those things but yes yes. It is now okay. There's a call for parents to talk about sex. And what specifically do you think parents should be saying about sex with this book with boys and sex? I did something different with my books. I I've tended to always like take the reader into some situation. 'cause like when you're a writer the first thing learned showing not tell right right so I was I. Well have to give an example of what this looks like in a classroom or a prison. I'm profiling and I kept trying with boys and sex. Trying like to go to different programs going to classrooms and I just kept thinking. This isn't right. This isn't right and I think it was because I've been writing about teenagers and sexuality for nine years now and I felt like I have things to say uh-huh and so in the last chapter of this book I not exactly the script but a little bit of a template for the kinds of conversations that we have because it's a lot of conversations and it's about sex but it's not about sex. I like our conversation has been about sex but not about sex. Sure his overarching identity of being. Now it's about all these different things and it's like you can't trust. It's you know we have this idea that it's the talk but like if you set your daughter's down and said alright girls. I'm going to tell you about table manners. Now you're gonNA use your fork and cut nicely with your right hand with your knife and you're gonNA say please pass and thank you very much and May I. Please be excused from the table. Okay go forth. Now you know table manners. That would be absurd writing at least as important as table manners farmer so I talk about a lot of different kinds of conversations that we need to have particularly with boys and this book and also the role of adult man mother. It's your father or your uncle or whatever the guy is in your life young and I think it's really hard because adult men weren't raised this way right weren't raised to have these conversations more than that we. We also know exactly what the outcome would have been had. We behaved in a way that maybe we're going to now urge our boys to base. So I'll just tell you the deep fear I would have. I would have the fear of like okay. I saw the mask you live in. I now know what I know. I can't not incorporate this yet. So is my child going to be. The sacrificial lamb is going to be my boy who is vulnerable and open and cries in public and then all the boys kick his ass in his. Life's fucking miserable. Because I gave him permission to do that. That's the fierce around. All of us guys got it. I would refer him that in a couple of different ways. One is resilience as what you're after here Not You know the guy who's GonNa burst into tears and kind of like what does it mean to raise. Raise a resilient person who is low but also because I've about girls for all these years if I had been here twenty five years ago telling you about my first book. I've been talking about school girls and the ways that we have to you know that girls tend to like pull back when they're teenagers and start saying what they know and stop volunteering and class and stop stepping up and that we really need to change that that that's hurting are really quick. I'm semi aware of that concept but I doubt everyone is but girls did that right because at some point. Guys don't like smart girl. Well well if it's not an easy thing but it's like it's a dynamic that we were giving them profoundly mixed messages about how they should behave as women and what they were able to do and what was okay and you know that you were supposed to leave simultaneously stand up and speak your mind China bright but as a girl you're supposed to be deferential and please everybody so it was it. Was this contradiction that goes. We're living within two degrees still do but I think we've done a lot better at broadening ideas of what it means to be a girl. I mean like you know when I started doing this people were like well. Girls are just innately bad at math. I mean they just are. We don't say that anymore So when I was doing that work I would go out and talk about it and and people could be like. Yeah Yeah Yeah and then parents would say but I think about raising my own daughter differently to a stronger. More assertive girl worry that. She's going to be sacrificial lamb. She's GonNa get called a bitch. Allies are alone. Aren't GonNa be and she'll be lonely and I'm worried about what it would mean to do that so again. I feel like that's where we are a little bit with boys them. We have to start taking these risks and recognizing so that they'll be better partners or be less likely to commit assault or be better in bed or whatever it is back because those qualities that they keep citing as being you know the ideal qualities are really harmful to them you know I mean they are are linked to all these behaviors like being violent having violence committed against you. Binge drinking risky sexual behavior car accidents self harm depression loneliness you know. They're not doing boys. Any favors yeah well again. Yeah I go like oh I could raise my boy to be this but really are any of the girls going to like him like this is where I say. It's like such a Yin and Yang Scenario. It's like the whole system's gotta be changing simultaneously and we have done so much changing in a certain way with girls you know like. I feel like we've done a lot run media literacy. We've like I think when you're seeing right now in media shows like sex education and big mouth that actually acknowledged the existence of female pleasure or different things girls in leadership. That's been a huge change girls on the plainfield enormous change in. We've made all kinds of changes but we haven't brought into the conversation in the same way that you pointed out which was really fascinating that I hadn't even thought of. Is that if you were a young woman for the last the going on forty years now there was a movement called feminism. Where you could get interested in this movement and you could start being a part of the conversation of what it means to be feminine or a woman or a feminist so they were kind of actively encouraged to define what it is in presumably guide where they want it to be but there's never been a movement for man not in the same way famines is a movement like that for men but I think for where the guys are starting to go. Oh Yeah I inherited a role to I. Don't WANNA be a fifties house father you know. I don't WanNa be that Guy. Cut off mostly normalize with your children you. Can you relationships you want to be able to? Yeah there's no name for that movement. You know what I'm saying that there's no it is funny because just inherently because feminism has feminine in it that men feel a little squeamish about attaching themselves to that even if they are totally feminists which just means equality right the idea that. I'm a feminist they. I think there's fear that it means they're feminine and they don't want that association. I only mean that feminism in its most literal term means like the experience of women in raising equality for women for men conventionally well raising female equality to meet men so that have pretty things equal right and so if you look at like wages or title attainment or any of these things yes. Men are just crushing. Why would they wouldn't be needed to raise anyone's level but we're also completely bereft in all the emotional experiences in life that are as important if not more than being a CEO of something. So it's like there's this whole pocket of life that we don't have great access to in our society which we should want access to that. We should have talks about how we get that. Well Yeah and we. We've framed it sort of said that when women are seeking that public power. That's aspirational right. Up men want access to that to raise their kids that feels like weakness or stepping down. And so that's that dynamic right there. Yeah it makes it really difficult. Yeah that's the question another aspect as we talk about affairs and cheating what I have noticed in my experience and having lots of different friends who've dealt with this is if a woman cheats on a man and that man confronts her about it about ninety percent of the time within the first three questions will be how big is his Dick. And did you come? Dat is the man's greatest fear is someone outperformed him that there was another man who did it better than them. Who had a bigger Dick into me? It's just very eye opening of what our fears are also misconception. Eh totally that goes back to. What the guys that these boys that? I would talk to. You had like such misconception of what sexual satisfaction was and they were not like in particular hookup. They weren't particularly interested in female orgasm. I mean that was not a given so when I was writing about the girls that was like a big thing that we would discuss was the sort of disinterest in female orgasm but when I was really surprised with the guys in that hookup culture was that they were interested in females satisfaction but they didn't measure it the same way. Didn't they think that as long as they were last seen a long time? It wasn't about the sex. It was about the story that you go back and tell your friends and they wanted to make sure that the story the girl was GonNa Tell. Her friends was one about stamina and size absolutely one way said like. I started glancing at the clock before it starts intercourse so I know that I lasted a respectable amount of time right not I pleasure exactly but I would tell her friends who wasn't disappointed. Yes fires sex into kind of a he said I enjoyed it but it also turned it into a task where I wasn't in the moment. The the most known Goto scenarios like think of baseball. Why is that something? Every guy knows on planet Earth Baseball during sex and let you know what I'm saying. There's no one you could say. Think of baseball to. Who doesn't know that concept? Now which just tells you that every males dealing with some fear that they're gonNA orgasm too soon and that they believe staying in the saddle a really long. Time is the recipe for satisfaction which is not the case and I guarantee if you presented any guy with a rumor surrounding him could be. You have a humongous Dick. Any lasts forever versus you have a moderate sized penis in you come pretty quickly but you gave the girl twelve orgasms in your great at oral. No one's picking second option even though every woman every woman would but by the way it's a two way street you guys have the same stuff. This is like no one's unique in this so this is an argument that yes so all of us guys think. Dick Sizes everything because each other does. It's guys like we were the only ones perpetuating Matt it's all our fault likewise all the women that are saying I have to be so thin because of men. It's like no. We don't look at supermodel magazines. We actually don't know about fashion models. We don't were in the dark about that. That's not what we like yet. You guys have convinced yourself. That's what we liked on both sides of mediate here. Yeah please I gr- I mean yes. I think women place a lot of judgment on other women and bodies and all that stuff. That's real but men are involved in that. There is a body in society that it seems that men prefer at different times. That changes also also. We don't. I'm just going to tell you the in the same way. That women don't prefer musclemen but all of us men have convince ourselves that all women WanNa muscle man. We're delusional you. Guys don't WanNA mostly man. We don't want a skinny wavy girl. Do we don't I can tell you of all my friends. We don't want that and yet women really believe we want that and it doesn't matter how many times I say that me and all my group of friends are looking also no. That's not true because I know one of your friends who does so. It's person to look. Everyone probably has their own preference for their own thing. That varies across the board. But there is some societal on both ends. That's what I'm saying. Why would we be susceptible to this narrative that were self-perpetuating in the women would not be acceptable to a self perpetual probably are with the Dick size? That's different thing than body types. I think the women do feed into a male body type and I don't think that's not my preferred body type. Women are a part of that conversation. Some women like muscular guys exactly but it is not right to say that. All women like muscular guys nor is it right to save men all once eighty pound runway. I think all is probably the the part of the sentence. That's a problem and argue. It's equal on both sides. I think we're both delusional about what the other wants. Yes but what I was I was saying is annoying as you were giving options. One of the options had the woman being satisfied in the other one. Didn't and in your opinion most guys would pick the one where the women wasn't satisfied that I find annoy of horse. It's it's annoying but because it means that has nothing to do with the earnest in that they think that's what a woman wants. So where do you feel that? They're getting that from each other because the guys in the locker room going. Oh I fucked her for an hour and then everyone else is like I come in a minute. So it's I can't do that so that must be the goal because it seems hard and unattainable most goals are. I mean the locker room conversation piece. That was something I listen to a lot with. What did you hear well? There's a lot of bonding straight guys through. You know the control of women's bodies like that in the end and and yeah. They never talk about like I was. We had this really incredibly sensual experience. They Bang they pound they hammer. They hit that they you know they were on a construction site. It's not like they had an intimate experience but the thing was was that I felt like the boys they weren't like these blank slates on which the culture would inscribe that they were just all going. Yeah yeah that's right. That's how I feel you know. They were struggling with that stuff. Yes so they would you know. I have a lot of guys still like writing. What do I do about the locker room talk thing? It really offends me or you know I. I really don't like hearing the guys talking like that and one of the guys that I talked to. He tried to go up against it right me and a friend and they got mocked you know immediately shut shut down and the next time. It happened one of them. I'm the guy that I was talking to said that. He decided not to say anything and his friend kept saying stuff he says He. I just watched him. He lost all his social capital a man. I just had buckets of it. But I wasn't spending it and he was like he was gonNA actually going into the military and he said. I don't what I'm supposed to do. I don't WanNa have to choose between my dignity and these guys I'm going to serve with. But how do I make it? So they don't have to choose. And there was this whole thing Michael Thompson psychologist about the silence in which boys become men so much of to me was not only about this. You know the like you know big Dick comments and stuff but also about all the things that boys learn. They can't say won't say don't say and how that is what creates that kind of rigid masculinity to or creates a place. Where you yeah because I I would say just in general if some boy in that circle offers up something vulnerable even the others can relate. They've never been given the tools to now help deal with what was just revealed so now it's six people feeling awkward. No one has the tools in the maybe the whole. Ten minutes which is a bummer. For everyone even the guy who decided to be honest you know or brave right Yemen as you say sometimes the person the Batmans picking between success career wise like in the military. If he chooses to do that then he's not gonna be one of the guys and he's not going to actual impact on his life for him to. I talked to him a year later. We had a whole new conversation about so like. How is that going for you? What's happening with saying he had he was. It was just very as he predicted. He was really struggling with it and he was hoping that you know he'd be able to lead by example at some point but really a lot of what he was doing was being quiet. And that's hard I mean I. I totally understand a hard. That is an as I've been going around. You know talking to different cities with boys and sex. I've had guys like the other. Division One athlete came up to me and said what what what do I do? Tell me what to do. Tell me what to say in a book citing line not so much but you know we corresponded. Afterthought give do you well. It's not easy right. I mean ideally. There's a coach that you can talk to. That can bring in programming. Or There's a program called coaching boys into men for high school and Middle School. Boys that is fantastic. A really like super light intervention his coaches having one ten fifteen minute conversation a week with guys of on these certain topics and it's been shown to really make a difference to reduce violence and increased bystander. Intervention reduced the language. And all that stuff. So coaches can make a huge difference. If you've got that coach but sometimes coaches are part of the problem. So then are there guys on your team. Who are on your team. You know who? Maybe you can listen to. I give some resources to them about ways you might be able to take sides. Somebody who's doing some of the stock and just say your piece neutrally now other hidden like. Yeah maybe a little say. Do I need to get you a Tampon? Or don't be a pussy or whatever they say but you're just like you know he's say what you say and you do your best and or maybe you can't and you think about working with younger guys herself and being the example that and doing that sort of mentoring then has no tolerance for that or offer some other way or supports the guys that you were but didn't find supporting being. Yeah I mean. There's there's not a magic bullet but I feel like there's a whole I had to code switch to those in here being vulnerable and then I can't honk. Yeah okay but that's guy mode. I did not but I coach switched because shing back. Yeah yeah interesting. The there's one piece that was written after this book came out In Men's health by this Guy Brad. Weiner's he was. He said that he felt that. He saw himself reflected in some of the me too stuff. His behavior his past not accused key recognize. Oh yeah you know. And he's like okay. So how am I gonNa do this differently with my kid. And he like took seriously the stuff in the book and really grappled with and went in like had these conversations with his son. I felt like I was watching watching an action. It was really really cool but but it was struggling with. How do you have these conversations with boys on support them in making that kind of change or just thinking about their dynamics with women or any of this stuff vulnerabilities like guys vulnerability especially when they're drunk To over preceding yes You know just seeing anything. That girl does or says any active friendliness. It's on right now. How to about that he will. That's my big so so the thing I've said on here before is I agree wholeheartedly with the direction it's going. I think God it's going directions going again. I have two daughters thank God. It's going the direction it's going with. That said I think the entire traditional role of a man pursues a woman. She's got the brake pedal and he's got the gas pedal that too has to change because people have to hook up. People need to Fall in love and have sex. So yes we're going to teach the guys as we should put the fucking brakes on but we also have to tell. Ub ASSERTIVE UNM sex. You pursue you know what I'm saying like if they do had this whole thought about that recently because I I was talking at a at a girls school and this dad raised his hand and said I just. I'm really troubled by the way we've been talking about consent like it's something that boys are getting from girls and that is still not you know giving girls the agency right. So is writing this book and I was Writing about this whole thing about gay guys how they're better at negotiating consent and like navigating consent and straight people. And how the because they kind of have to learn how to do that. Because it's not like what's going to happen with whom or how is that. There's more defined roles that they have to have a discussion doing what that's what I'm thinking about. Whatever you're going to do and an so. Dan Savage so Dan said to me at the beginning of a gain connor with two guys that they'll say the magic words. What are you into Manhattan moment? You will anything in and anything out. Everything's on the table. And you have this discussion and it's like the kind of open to question you. Wish people would ask in a section of all people with us but I started thinking about it after I was like. Yeah that's really great and I wrote about that and I said you know this'll be ideal after that Moore recently been thinking but dance. Gay Sex with men If you had heterosexual young people and and a guy asked that question the answer and this is back to these hidden. The the girls answer might be. I have no earthly idea right. So where do we go from there? Yeah how do we get from that? Who People being men and women young men and young women in particular starting their sexual experiences being able to ask that question and answer that For Real because that's when we're going to be where we need to be with stuff entirely and I yeah I just worry that the I just worry who's instigating and you're right and did the. The concepts never even considered whether the guy gave consent. I've never even heard. I've never read one line of Writing About Guy. Giving each book. Oh Okay I'm not. They're not that far. So there's a whole chapter. That is about the issue of poison unwanted sex which includes molestation for sure sure but also like sex. You could have stopped but but you continue with and also things that reach the level of assault on in terms of both men a men and also things that young women may do stay tuned for more armchair dare. We are supported by square. You Know Square. They make that little white card reader. That helps lots of businesses. 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Dax for thirty dollars off your total purchase of three hundred ninety nine dollars or more high quality custom suits off the rack. Price Columbia University did a two year. Multimillion-dollar study on sex and sexual assault on campus and found that one in three girls was sexually assaulted. But so we're one in eight guys And that much of the time. The perpetrator in the and a lot of it was groping or it wasn't like necessarily being forced to penetrate our involving being penetrated but in cases where it was penetration. A lot of it was women who either through incapacitation or nagging you know You know what are you gay friend? Right right right right. Pushed guys to have sex that they didn't want or had sex with them when they were incapacitated and didn't know they were having sex. I have an I frame that chopper with this boy. I mean I'm just going to have to imagine. Also it's more than one and eight because what it's such an emasculating thing. Exactly there are differences. The Jesse Ford whose research looked at men and unwanted sex young women on to sex. The range was much bigger obviously of of the kinds of things that girls experience and there was. They felt physically threatened. Sure the women right. Yeah of course And the men did not tend to and it was that threat of physical violence or force that tended to really result in trauma And and that loss of control but guys sometimes did feel that and some of the guys that I've talked to not you know not a huge number of them would say I don't know what I call that I mean. If the situation were reversed you would call it assault. But I don't know what I call it when it happens. You know they don't really know what to do with it but some of them especially if it was like their first time having intercourse and they had wanted that to be with somebody significant and they had been drunk and erections do not equal consent They were pretty devastated. In the way that girls would have been devastated and it took me a number of times hearing that from boys. Yeah team believe believe. Yea well that's weird I'm like I can't imagine yeah. Was it for some of them? It really spiral them downwards and with more shame. Because you're gonNA tell by one guy I mean. His experience had not been quite as good he. He had had a first time. That was not great and he said you know it felt good but it didn't feel good kind of traumatized by it. And then he said but one of supposed to tell my friends. You can't say that to a guy it's like it's got to be. It's not even it's got to be great. It's great sure. Sure Right. Yeah no bad pizza. There's no room and you know I mean if you can't say no respect that thing that we were saying earlier like guys always being down to fuck if you can't say no you don't have sexual agency command and that's enough like that in itself is enough right but I also don't know how you can hear somebody else's now if you're not allowed to say it to right. Yeah but and then there is a subset of guys two who had Who had been molested sometimes by other boys or other men and sometimes by adult women and that whole piece too I mean the porn fantasy of the mail freight eye witness it myself at least once. A year story breaks where a Seventeen year old boys having sex with his thirty year old teacher and I. I'm like good for that dude. I would've loved to have had sex with a couple of teachers and then I hear the reverse their year old dude having sex with a seventeen year old student. I'm like that guy's a fucking Predator and she needs protection and I'm like well I can at least knowledge other Asli concerning that. That's my reaction but that is my true reaction. Yeah and you know that may be an appropriate reaction clearly. I'm aware of that but I'm just telling the on his thought is like I don't feel bad for that seven year old boy at all. So what if you were fourteen? What is your line? They're fourteen dicey fifteen feels less dicey? At least when I was fifteen I was like six three and I would love to have done that. So I'm I'm I'm locked in my perspective. I mean I've I've talked to guys of all ages. I have A. I have a friend. Who is in his fifties? Whose early first experience was you know. Maybe he was fifteen or sixteen with a friend of his mom's he looks back on. That really unhappily really unhappily. But then it gets into the particulars. Right she manipulating ham. Was You know? There's so many ways taking advantage if it's a fourteen or fifteen always is it just. Is that person does not have the frontal lobe cognition to make a real decision in that way. They just don't yeah. I mean if you use the example of like okay. When I was fifteen I was in love with Demi Moore. He was probably. I don't know if I was fifteen. She was probably twenty five or something. Yeah I'm no victim in that scenario guarantee you you are if if she has sex with you yes. You are not not wind up there. I was in love with fifty year olds when I was. I mean taunt but if he had actually had sex with me I mean sure maybe in the moment I would have been like everything ever wanted. I'm getting taken advantage of. Even though you pursued him. Sure all right. You should read the book Three women do that. But no it's it's really good but one of the stories in it is about a seventeen year old girl who has a relationship with her high school teacher. Who's thirty and then? But it's not until she's a bit older till she's like in her that she can has the wherewithal to see what that power differential wasn't abusive. That was absolutely but I'll also add into that equation. I think that it was deception. In that I'm certain she thought she was going to have a life with that person or a relationship but she she well she thought. I think that often people when they're in that kind of dynamic that they feel special they feel chosen. Sure there often is. They've become isolated from their friends. Because they're you know they're more supposedly grown up than their shirt happen That that can happen with either girls or boys can but I would argue though that quite often the young female really believes she's going to be in a relationship with that man because she doesn't know any better and that's why we have to not have that let that happen. That's right. I am not making a case for anyone to do this. I'm only saying the man is consciously manipulating her. Because he's not looking for relationship with a seventeen year old so there's deception right out of the gates. There's a bad intention like I'm gonNA trick this person. I think we're in a relationship so that I can get out of it so now. It is quite often that a seventeen year old boy just wants to have sex with the twenty five year old woman so whereby both people are trying to get the same thing and getting it does feel different to me. Not Okay just. I think the fact that there's deception involved in one heightens it but I can tell you that you know. I certainly had boys who talked to me. Who were Being sexually preyed upon by adult women by teachers and other people who believe that very thing to believe that they were going to have a life. People are did believe you know they were manipulated. They are groomed. They were preyed upon. You know exactly the same way. That girls are our tendency as a society to not see that in their victim and and they well can be of course. Yeah Yeah I know it's wrong from just exploring out loud. I know it's wrong that I don't care that this boy did this. And so why? What is the case on building for why? I don't think it's the same with the with the full admission. It's not right at by any stretch. I don't think it's healthy for any thirty year. Old Woman to be wanting sex with a seventeen year old boy. I think there's all kinds of things probably going out with her. And then you can ask questions like what if it were a man. What if it were thirty or thirty year? Old Man in sixteen year old boy. Would you see that differently? I would just say do I do? So it's it's an interesting. I have a lot of gay friends who have been introduced to the gay life. style in educated by someone older than them that have had a great experience. And I'll listen to that store and I go. Wow if that's between a man and woman to me it's very Predator Oriel and wrong. And then the way you're describing this thing is much different so I do think you know have talked about this. A lot to also can be a problem can be abusive can be manipulative. And I had a lot of guys of of gay boys that I talked to. Who especially now. Because they've got grinder. They would lie about their age right and go under grinder and be hooking up anonymously with much older men which you know and I would say to them. If you were girl I would think that was really you know I would have to report you. and they would say yeah. It's not great. They didn't feel great about that but they didn't feel that there were other options in sort of the the way that we've suppressed people being able to express their sexuality has kind of forced a dynamic. Maybe and maybe if we could provide more situations more social situations where they could have age appropriate experiences and you know have social experiences and have romantic experience and have sexual experiences in the ways that other teams are allowed to You know that's what we should be thinking about that. If that was on solid footing maybe the other thing wouldn't exist one of the things that I wrote a lot about was that like with Gabe I mean. Obviously it's a new time right. I mean obviously enormously for them and you know they can come out of fifteen and there's like a gay guy running for president and all these things but it was like all social front like it was more like you could be the gay best friend or you can be the theater boy but nobody was still talking to them about what a mutually gratifying and personally fulfilling sexual experience or relationship would be like for them and heterosexual parents in particular kind of didn't want to think about the whole sex piece so they you know if you're not talking to your straight kit about sex talking you're gay kit about sex and I really probably so that really did drive them more into this world where they were kind of looking for a mentor or looking at porn as a template and that's not ideal that's not what want for any young person. Yeah now again. More anecdotal information for you. I'm in a here. A lot of people share I noticed about five years ago. Oh the younger guys have a much different relationship with sexual than I had growing up or at least different parameters. I'm noticing this like fluidity with younger guys. That certainly didn't exist when I was twenty two years old and I'm just wondering how that's evolved. Now as you're writing your book do you notice like is it still all the same or is it? There's substantial difference in what's on the table for everyone. I kind of. Yes and no I mean it seemed to me like sexual. Fluidity was more acceptable for the girls. Girls were more likely to identify as bisexual Pan Sexual To be interested in going out with translator. Trans Girls Boys still felt pre-tape boxed me less so a little bit but I think that had moved a lot less okay. Because that's what I saw. Yeah and what impact is that having on the conventional definitions of masculinity and the roles? Everyone's playing you know. I did look at transpose. To agree not not like hugely. But Did Stephanie. Part of the book and it was. I mean. They're not as one guy said you know we're not sent down like angels from Heaven to Change Your masculinity that's why we exist. Yeah Yeah And some of them just wanted to be the most conventional of guys but sometimes they pushed guy other guys to not like question you know whether they were really men or anything like that. To sort of broaden their ideas what does it actually mean to be mailed? What does it actually mean to be a man? What does it actually mean to engage in these things and that guy in particular would talk about? He's said a Lotta sense like well you know. That's not my masculinity or he talked about it like this dynamic thing he was building. That is so interesting I never heard any other guy. I never heard like a we would now call a straight guy right say well. That's not my masculinity and I thought what an interesting way of looking at it that was looking at masculinity is something that you're creating kind of in making decisions about and this is my masculinity but that over there That's not the kind of fascinating night. Just wonder if now that there are. There's more acceptance of gay men and their as you say holding offices in Student Council and they're you know not running for president running for president and not relegated to the fringes of school if that is somehow encouraging going like wait. If that's the worst thing I can be in. Everyone likes this guy like can I move closer to the you know what I'm saying? I would hope that is happening. Some communities that you know near conventional peanuts toting guy was friends with a straight guy with had they would have gay friends transplants. But there was like I think there was a quota in their head. A little bit like thinking in this many trans and gay friends. You have too many them like you know. Start TO MIT than they may be. Start will be people will question. It was like weird you know was that you could slice it but I did see that the fraternity guys that I talked to. They had one guy who was like you know big ten school really Midwest Dude. They had a transplant there in their frat. Oh no kidding. Yeah and that really he said if I ever. It is Not so sure about this. But that over time you know they they were accepting and that that had broadened their idea of what masculinity was to. It did have kind of a good effect again. Like I said transplant Not really my job right right right Nor is it now? How about pornography? So how when we? Yeah when we talk about why. Us Idiot guys. Have this notion of like big Dick and lasts a long time. Because that's what you're seeing porno right. You're not seeing the guy's not clearly stimulating the girls. He's having sex with ninety nine percent of the time in a porno. Yeah if that's a never been more accessible ever history of the world and if that's the only version of sex scene and this is the default sex educator yes now. That's a huge problem. There's there's a lot of racial politics. That play important. Black guys penises or black women not being present or only certain kind of black bodies or how women are depicted. I mean all kinds of race stuff in porn and I would ask what is about that all the time like. How do you deal with the racism and they go? What what these guys who would see racism like in their normal lives. Of course they would. They were very aware but it was like they left. That's there's like you leave so much the door when you start looking through the porno videos that that is just one more thing even at the door. But it's another thing that's affecting you. You're just not acknowledging that it's there reading Missoula the Jon Krakauer bug in one of the cases was this you know to again blackout drunk people. This guy's start digitally penetrating this girl in Cheese. Like kind of coming in and out and then she says stop and he says No. I'm GonNa make you score in this boys a virgin. He doesn't know he thinks his job is in a sexual experiences. Then make someone score. That's what he's been led to believe is the norm or the high water mark of proficiency in bed. And that's why I know. And that's that is why we can't we? GotTa Talk to you. Know to to ignore what boys are absorbing in girls too because girls look at look at it more like a manual for what guys want right but if we're ignoring because it's it's really different and you have to. I mean I always like to frame this by saying curiosity about sex's normal a- masturbation gay no good everybody and you know there's all kinds of different porn and a lot of some people consider some form porn to be feminist corner ethical porn or whatever it is a lot of that's behind a paywall that's auto. What CHANGED WAS PORNO? Right right. Right right came on line. Two thousand seven and dropped the paywall for the most mainstream kind of hardcore porn. Yeah so curious how. They're making money to be honest. I don't know how they do it but but that that really nervous. Yeah that's what change and that was what allowed any with a smartphone to look at anything yes right to get a masterclass in male fantasy right. That kind of easy access porn case reinforcement. Study that something. Men Do to women. Female pleasure is a performance guys and they have nine orgasm. Talk Guy just all these distortions and kids are looking at boys in particular look at it know from the time they go through puberty and start masturbating. That's how they're right. You know I had one guy who said to me that there was a boy on his sports team. Who was a legend because he decided he wasn't going to his porn anymore and they were like well. What do you do? I use my imagination but I mean that's that's what it's right there. Of course it's so easy right now. It's fast but it's exactly fast food. And and and it does even when they say it doesn't because they'll say I know the giants from reality and fantasy but how would they know that? What is their context? What if they actually never even kissed anybody you know? So of course meet the whole point of media. Any kind of media is that it affects our thoughts and feelings and beliefs even when we think it doesn't so I just wonder like This'll be provocative thought but I don't see us getting rid of pornography. I don't think that's in our future so to me. Then it goes we'll then Counter Program so more female directors written inspired fantasies of sex that are counteracting exists is behind a paywall. Well we gotta get it on paper. That's you know that's fair trade right so that's probably not going to happen but I think that we do have to talk about pornography leave pornography with boys and our girls girls watch it too and what it is. And what isn't what's Real. What's real what's missing? It's no different than the superhero movie. They go see it. As much an abstraction of a male fantasy this isn't completely male constructed male fantasy of what a male would do in bed in the same way. You know what you always have to ask us like. So why does that fantasy keep getting more and more aggressive these guys who are consuming a ton of pornography and they're not getting any real life sex getting more and more frustrated and aggravated in. They're getting more misogynistic and they're more pissed at women now they wanna see the guys. Punish these women. Because they're you know what I'm saying. I have to believe that's part of the cycle. I think that's but there's also there is so emily. Nagorski is this woman who rents a boat designs of desire at this book. Come as you are which was one of my very favorite books. She talks about how when something is Simultaneously Sexual Taboo. It creates a response like if I suddenly said to you okay. Docs don't think about a polar bear. stop thinking about that. Do not think about the polar like now you're thinking about a polar bogus you perfectly time legs. So because embedded in that don't think about this is think about this so embedded in like don't think about sex when this really offensive thing is happening or when this really disturbing things happening. It's really taboo. Things happening is think about sex. Those things are happening and it can make something that's like that you find objectionable even more turbocharged arousal. Yeah more than something that you don't find objectionable and I think it's really actually. That's one of the things that I say. In the book that boys that we need to talk about some of these physiology ideas because a lot of the boys really wanted to talk to me about porn. That was a big one and part of it was because they've had a lot of confusion around at are a lot of anxiety around it or like most common question they were asking. Well you know. Being aroused by things that upset them or like they were like choking people or gagging choking or gagging or things that involved shit or various. I mean there's a lot out there gangs whatever you know for Whether what they watch you know how much was normal but let me think. Jade guys related to a different. They didn't all related to the same way. I mean some of them really did kind of go like I really felt like it was messing with my head. One Guy said he was sitting in class in high school and he was like looking over at the Squirrel and he started imagining what she looked like with. Come on her face said that was it like what would it be like to kiss her? What would you come on? That is over the line. I don't want that in my. I don't want those images and thoughts in my head I think about it like with jumpsuits like the first time and if you have this but like the first time I saw somebody wearing a jumpsuit. I thought recently I thought. Oh what's the second time you see the MARINA GERMS? That your dad the third time. You're like me a jumpsuit. It it just gets in your heads guys who said Oh. It doesn't affect me at all. It's just like sneezing but you know we know that even when you think it doesn't affect you and then there was some guys who really felt like whether it was. I don't I can't say whether it was true or not but they felt harmed by their park consumption and they had never told another adult dot and they wanted to talk to me specifically. I wasn't even watching porn and when I was new to masturbating I felt so guilty. We weren't even a religious house. I was constantly trying to quit that activity. I thought it was a Horn of me in Showed a total lack of control. And I was regularly trying to monitor that in and I couldn't so I can only imagine if I had on top of that Objectively some gnarly images. I'm tying with this already behavior. I'm for whatever reason shameful of in the nets in there to shame boys when when talking about it for sure right and to recognize like. I said sex curiosities normal. Masturbation is normal and to just kind of think about some of the stuff like if you know college corner or less satisfied with their sex lives on but their performance summit partners bodies managed thing to know. Sure the thing that one guy said to me that really affected me was even about any of that he just said you know. I feel like pornography for this generation. It's it's affected our ability to be innocent in a sexual relationship and just explore sex without preconceived ideas he said that's just been fucked by porn for us. Will you kinda start knowing every single conceivable thing that could happen? Yeah right you've seen. Every reese and yet yes yes yes nothing and I mean I don't know I don't know what the ultimate impact is of all of that but I know it's a huge change and I don't think that we can raise kids in a culture of explicit media and not even porn but like regular media has gotten much more explicit in and pretend like we don't have to talk to them about it or I mean that's another thing with girls like we have in all these years that I've been writing girls we've recognized I'm sure as a parent you recognize that the media images out there can be harmful to girls right. You knew that right. They can reduce them to their body. Their objectified there. You know whatever. It's bad for the mental health. All these things we know. So we've done a much better. Job of like Shrunk Union with them about media leaders in these organizations and there's like psychologists and advocates and activists and parents and everybody's like all careful and conscious about how we raise our girls in this media culture but boys are in the same stew right and even in my current circles like most. La Parents are hyper aware of not creating potential of food dismay. But no one's thinking about that for the boys at all crossing online. No one's worried at all. No that's my. That's my point so we know how to do this. We've done it with girls. We know how to create media literacy. At least I mean it's not perfect on it doesn't always we try. We try to give them because we can't make the meeting go away. We try to give them a Lens. We try to give them a critique. Nobody's doing that with boys. Nobody's during the boys and I feel like that's something that isn't even about like you know saying the word clitoris to your son which may be. You'd rather put yourself on the eye with a fork. Do but you know you can like start pointing out. I mean I remember when my daughter was really little she sixteen but when she was a like when she was little mood watch you know whatever animated films and I just go like. Hey honey you know look. The debt characters is bigger than arrests. Your is bigger than yours is bigger than your waist like. Where does she keep her uterus? Is it in her purse. Like what is going on I. I wouldn't have said that if I had a son arrived right. Yeah Yeah Yeah we say to. Our girls were reading We came under fire about this but we we are no way saying you shouldn't read snowing the seven doors. We love it. We still read it but we're always like kind of weird. A stranger came in. Kiss this woman who is dead. Isn't that kind of bizarre? Without even asking the NECROPHILIAC. Anne's not ask permission right. Just something to observe the Democrat but those are like those little weird. I mean those things with your daughters even learn how did like throw him in all the time. But it's because like you think okay the culture is going to try to brainwash your daughter right and you gotta get in there. I gotta get it so that she hears your voice whenever she sees that. Snow had story saying well. That's weird. Isn't you know like you want her to hear that? But we haven't really thought about like how our boys need that from US too. Yeah well I'm I'm just delighted that you've explored this topic. It seems still in its infancy where we're talking about what we need to do to get boys. That's who decided with me too thing like on one hand it's created this imperative to reduce sexual violence super important but it's also created this really positive and exciting opportunity to engage boys in all these conversations about Saxon intimacy and gender dynamics masculinity in ways that we never have and that is like a tremendously exciting possibility to me. Yeah you're right I don't I can't imagine there's not a household where this topic doesn't come up comes up with mine all the time. I mean it's in the news all the time and it's one of the only happy accidents of the whole thing is like it is starting a conversation. That's long overdue right. And that does and by the way we're only be negative but can also be about the positive. How do we help people get their? Yeah well Peggy thank you so much. For flying down yeah. I'm about a third of the way to the book and I absolutely love it. It's just like it as much is on the masculine. It's really great. I also like how Franken is thank you. I appreciate that you're talking talking talking to them. Nothing's kind of sugar coated. It's like now this is a glimpse. This is what it is Super Fun. It's great all right. Well thank you come back. And now my favorite part of the show the fact check with my soul mate. Monica Hegi huggy very enlightening. I liked her a lot. She was very interesting. We got into some debate. Shar you know as we do. Okay so Peggy. I emailed her because she left. An open ended question about masturbation which is a question that we've been asking each other for a long time two girls masturbating as much as boys or at all or whatever and she had said girls do much much much less and then she responded and said fact checking yes I was right. According to the largest study ever conducted on American sexual practices which came out in two thousand twelve. I think fewer than half of girls fourteen to seventeen had ever masturbated how th- of girls fourteen to seventeen fewer than half had ever masturbated. She said it's been a while since I cited that so I suddenly thought. Dang could that be true? It seems like it couldn't be but here are the citations national survey of sexual health and behavior. More than three quarters of Boys Ages. Fourteen to seventeen say they've masturbated and less than half of girls have interesting So not not even double though right not like astronomical only by the way tell something. One hundred percent of boys masturbated between fourteenth. I imagined that girls to aren't saying and then I would imagine there's even more pressure on girls to not say it. Yeah that is true. I mean yeah. What kind of poll would this be asking a fourteen year old girl? She Direct Jackdaw. Who's asking that question about a third of girls in every age group masturbate regularly of third in every age group. Okay Masturbate ruggles early. While the percentage of boys rises steadily with time. I'll that makes sense because they're getting from their wife. I think this is just boys. That would be my guess. I don't know that for sure. They probably get more comfortable and start talking about it with friends like the shield a shame because they're pretty open about jerking off from a young age. There's like a pure. There's a couple years where you're first doing it. Where no one's talking about it. And then all of a sudden everyone just owns it and is there like bragging involved. No no no no no more like comparing like your finger in your boat while you're jerking C- core kind of weird things you've done stories is more swapping war stories trying to pick up tips. You know friends or anything out there that can increase this. Yeah yeah well. I'm glad really that you guys are talking about something it is really i. I can't I cannot really imagine what it would have been like to have been twelve and thirteen with pornography at the ready. You know I was like looking at Bra ads in like a normal magazine and using math. Yeah well to release probably better off. Probably my imagination's much better. I will have an effect on like a whole generation of imagination. Yeah because I had I had to fill in a lot of blanks. It was big full size like sears catalog or where it wasn't even skimpy and occasionally a while you hit the Jackpot and there'd be like a Victoria's secret thing laying around somewhere and you could really get sink your teeth into that. Did you ever sneak into Victoria secret and like look at the Tanis? Never no men in there and I'm always like I know I guess in theory. They're buying it for their lovers. I'm not sure it's true. Roy Ryan for themselves. I think so. Okay percentage of high schoolers who are athletes. The estimate is at fifty five point. Five percent of all high school students play a sport. That's way more than I would again meet to me too. But it also says those sports programs continue to grow. The rate has slowed over the past decades sports. Participation has increased by roughly a hundred thousand students per year. The forty thousand increase over the past year is the smallest since the late. Nineteen eighties mom. Well there's a decline in football participation in white communities of C. T. Yeah Yeah but troublingly It's not having an impact on the minority groups that the numbers are the same if not increased billing those those holes interesting yeah well but the Helen so tricky. Because that's like one of the things that I think is like dangled over communities that don't have poorer communities of like use sports to get out of that. Yeah get a scholarship to school. Did they. DidN'T Delineate whether or not the Lower Socioeconomic. Weitz were right. This was a big number for whites but I have to imagine the poor white kids are still doing it and that it's the same thing but it's just yeah but it's just a class thing okay. How does porn hub make money? So adscribed is a huge one ads. There's a premium membership sure. And then one said production companies pay to feature videos C. Porn Stars. That was my question. I'm not confused. Porn HUBS MAKING MONEY. Because they're like Youtube they've got ads but the producers of pornography unless porn hub is sharing that advert ad revenue with the people who post the clips chicken. Imagine they are but maybe I was more confused. It used to be the main porno and then they sold the DVD right and so they made money. They must make some money from putting on there. I think there were like when I was googling at their west. That came up saying Folk Young Teens in your neighborhood. Yes then there was. There was a lot of stuff that popped up. Didn't WANNA see but it says a lot of how to make money on porn up but I didn't click backs I didn't know that's what we were talking about but yes so I guess there's ways yet. I'm just shocked that there's still as much production Because you know the movie industry the revenue was cut in half with the end of DVD sales basically right and they've caught some back with the streaming services and in internationals grown but overall. That was just a big chunk that was lost and that was the entire model for pornography. Or I don't know they're they're at any AMC Cineplex's well maybe maybe will circle back around and that's all that's all. Yeah it's interesting. I'm in general like philosophy one. Oh one you always debate pornography like the debate abortion debate pornography all these different things. I have always been pro pornography. I think it's liberty and Ardennes. Who's GonNa decide what's pornography who's not yet the the porn that is most popular? Is I find disturbing. Yeah I find it to be very violent and aggressive and not even mirroring. What real sex is live? That's the big problem. I think I don't think I mean. Yeah we debate whether porn should be allowed or not. That seems like a different debate than just. Is it healthy? It's not. It's not good for these young brains to be exposed to this non reality of sex. These like juiced up fucking meat heads pounding some eighty pound year old. Yeah Poucher Office. Eighty pound gail so aggressively. Yeah it's a rough well. Even Peggy said something that I thought was so interesting. That Curls Watch A to of course but said girls mainly watch. It almost is like a playbook like this is how I should act during sex. I should make these sounds. I should do this. Which is yeah yeah? I believe that she's right. That probably a lot of girls. Watch it right but I also think in the like Dr Alex. You don't know it turns people on. I think a lot of women. Watch it for stimulation to so. I think it's a little. I guess I always. I always bristle a little bit. When there's some implication that women can't don't do anything on their own accord that it would just be to please? A man feels a little dismissive of like women's agency. I don't even know if it's just a please man. It's it's like this is my role in sex. What it's supposed to look like. This is what I faced. Looks like when you're in that because like I don't think it's about pleasing a guy it's just like well. I guess this is what it's supposed to be. It's the same thing that's happening with the boys of like well. I guess this is what it's supposed to be big dicks lasting a long time and all this other none of that's necessarily true normal or normal at all but I feel girls even just from seeing movies take away. An idea should look like and it. That's not necessarily true right. Never you've never watched pornography right. I know we watched it once in college. Like a bunch of US watched watched Joe. Yeah but I've never watched it seriously now right. You can't imagine it being sexy now. Oh Yeah I have enjoyed it at times but again. It's one of the few anomalies in my kind of addictive personality. Which one is. I can gamble normally doesn't get weird. Yeah and then also pornography of always been able to kind of take it or leave it. Yeah immagination as you said. Oh it's razor-sharp I need very little to go on now when you're masturbating you're fantasizing Do you does the fantasy have to be plausible because for me. It has to be incredibly plausible. Some people like jerk off to like movie stars and stuff. I can't do that or you can. It does not have to be plausible. And it's not even like it's not even like full full like that's why I think. Porn THE WHOLE PLOT. That's happening with porn. I just so. Yeah and it's just take me out. 'cause it's funny and stupid greatest writing but it's more just like flashes of images Mine is M- it's almost hard for me because I it has to be so realistic that I get really bogged down in the details. He applies really fix. Yes I'll like. Oh yeah that girls hot blah Blah Blah and this could happen and then I'm like Oh and then you know then she's GonNa tell a bunch of people and I'm GONNA I'm GonNa lose my life and then I just started I i. It's real rough so then you've got so then I'm like well go through. The greatest hits chair were real. Oh yeah and that's that's nice but I do wish I could just like. See a picture of a gallon really. Imagine the whole thing. But I'm GonNa meet this person. That's a bummer. Shrill complicated. It's all right well. Happy masturbating everybody. Thanks for listening to the program and You know if you masturbate listening to the program. That's fine with us. Oh we're we're pro. Masturbation is very pro masturbation she said so and do you think anyone Masturbate Susana this program though God I hope. So what do we say Dolphin word asparagus. So look if you listen to this episode just POPs Dolphin asparagus. That'll mean that you are in. That was if you've ever had sexual fantasies about adult but he didn't want to admit it just right Dolphin asparagus. And we got to at least fifteen dolphin asparagus and I have to imagine fourteen and a half of those were joking but I like to believe that point. Five of those was sincerely attracted to a man. This show. 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Dax Ten and use Kodak's ten. He's Peggy yes. Welcome thank you. Thank you for Traveling today to come see us from Berkeley well. It wasn't very far farther than most of our guests are coming from. Yeah also yeah the flights fine. What are we looking at forty five minutes or something fifty three? I believe. Okay you go into Burbank. I didn't did okay. I'm smart that way. It's not terrible driving and then find out of Burbank. Takes all of twelve minutes exactly now. Where are you from originally Minneapolis? You Are we love people for Minneapolis. We're going to stereotype right now We Know Peter. Krause we played brothers on TV and he delivered on the serotype immediately. I'm accused really are and then we went and we did a live show last summer in. Minneapolis and again. It was the nicest there was just a shiny nice. It's it's real. What did your mom and Dad do in Minneapolis? Dad was a lawyer and my mom was a teacher and then a stay at home. Mom and what kind of law did do in. Now I spent many many years sitting at the kitchen table staring out the window. Not Listening to that something riveting intellectual properties or something over the Supreme Court case that change bankruptcy law. My Daddy did and he's still. He's ninety three so he's still around. That's so impressive. We all went. Oh you win. We all went to watch him. Watched him why we've found that my brothers are also lawyers okay. How many brothers have two older brothers? Okay now do you have little sister syndrome? Yes okay yes yeah I think of my what my my poor sister. I have a younger sister and I also have an older brother in. Yeah just growing up in a house with two boys in those being the people you're emulating it's quite a. It's very specific path. Yeah I always say this about. I think when boys have sisters older sister says yes I agree difference in. Who has that dynamic seems to predictably make the best boys really do think it does honest. I really do. It's healthy to be around female early in your life. Who can kick your ass? I think that's probably a permanent sister. Relate to just about like all guys like their sister right well in your new book you had really kind of. I can't even imagine you expected the level of access or the level of openness that. These young men were giving you right. Wasn't that come as a shock to you. It really did. I mean I really. I was really hesitant to do a book on boys. I've been writing about girls for a long time for like twenty five years. Right and part of my hesitance was that I basically have like whole transcripts of uh-huh. Yeah we're going to college and what did you major. I went to Oberlin. Ohio and we weren't allowed to major in anything practical point okay. What you've changed that a little bit English major okay. That's a useful major loss. Well that was the whole thing. I was trying very very hard to avoid going. I want you to pursue that. Yes yes and I mean I think my parents kind of expected that would be a lawyer's wife. Okay maybe go to law school and catch a lawyer husband but my brothers my lovely big brothers who were by that time both either lawyers are in law school sort of ran interference for me. I kind of pictured them like big linebackers not her. I think also that I think that I got through on this kind of weird like sexism worked in my favor and a funny way. Tell me because I think my dad didn't think I was going to really have to make a living. So expectations were low. Yeah and so. They weren't really eighty. They weren't really paying attention. But be you know kind of sneaking through and saying I'm going to be a writer wasn't as threatening. Sure somebody else. Would you know take care of me? Didn't work out that way. It didn't work out that way. So you're dead. Probably grew up in the thirties forties. Yeah right okay. So Yeah His paradigm. For what a woman's going. I don't say that with any. Ill will at all. Oh Yeah Yeah. And when I said I'M GONNA get on a plane out of New York Dad and I'm GonNa be a writer The basic response was. That's a pipe dream and you can't do that okay and I thought Oh yeah. Watch me tough I went. Well now. There's a couple of things there though too because Peter has brought me into what the Minnesota Culture is in. There is a modesty right. There's kind of a celebrated modesty arrogance his bad arrogance is the worse writes in some weird ways to pursue a dream as audacious as I'm going to move to New York and be a writer could be seen as arrogance a little bit right. Yeah I mean there's many different layers there's the gender layers that are happening but also this fear I mean I get that now having a kid and I'm sure you follow the creative path you feel kind of like wow. That was a lot of luck. Also ten years of rejections out. It's just weird to wish ten years of rejection child to be very strong willed and have a very strong vision to be incapable of doing anything else BS and and or really low self esteem and believe deserve this flagellation the modest modest this fantastic writer and she wrote one of the best books on writing and one of the things that she talks about. Is the radio station K. F. K. D. or or k? Fucked trying to write one speakers saying you are the greatest. You're the best. You're the most other saying whoever told you you could pick up a Pencil. Quiet both of those down when you went there. Were you aiming to because you've written for the New York Times for how long ever forever was that? One of your first started when I got to New York. I was a editorial assistance. That's I was below. That was staff which sounds like an infection esquire so I I got a job at esquire. That's a fun place to have started. Yeah yeah it was sort of a little bit? I wish I had thought to write things down so that I could have written. My own devil wears product. I bet so. Okay so your first book in My right to assume that you were probably written articles that have been published magazine editor. I worked at different magazines. And then I was. You know worried about writing full-time and what that would mean. And whether he could live and other things so then yet. My first book was called schoolgirls that was about young women self esteem and education and I followed two groups of thirteen year old girls through their thirteenth year to of look at that transition to adolescents. Did you approach it like a journalist or scientists journalists? I mean there's like a couple books that I read when I was in my early. Twenty s One was called loose change by Sarah Davidson and the group and both of those kind of what they did was they like looked at a turning point in history through the lives of individual women And I just I love that idea. I love this idea that you could tell the story of an era through anybody really. I think our stories and that's been kind of the driving thing for me as a journalist. Is that how to our individual stories connect out. There's a neat Zane in screenwriting which is every single scene should encapsulated in a way the entire story. You're telling it should be a FRAC DOLE in that sense that every single sliver of it should be the the thing in its entirety. And that's kind of what you're saying is wells. Oh Yeah what did you find? That was like shocking. What was the tasty thing that you were bringing the light with that book? I really think that was sort of setting me going on thinking about things like that was nineteen ninety four nineteen eighty-four about like. I was looking at the way that the media was affecting girl's body image that was taken. I have a chapter in that book. That's called schoolgirls onslaughts. That was about sort of the perception of what it meant to be slutty. And the way the girls desire was suppressed. And what that whole piece that I think? Later years years years later was kind of the seeds of girls and sex Which is your. That's your most popular book. Yeah I think so. Yeah so new. York Times Bestseller is nice and sex in case you didn't know that's fantastic. Oh Wonderful Number. Seven on the list. Oh that's great but feels wonderful. Now yes so that I feel like I was starting the conversation with myself and maybe with readers looking at the way you know. I sat in on a lot of algebra classes for that book. I did how. How do you get permission to be at a school as an adult? So for that book cash. It was really only time ago. I I feel like I approached principals and principals would go through sort of a process with the PTA and the school board and then the parents ultimately would have to send permission slips. And we'll tickets that I also always change people's names right. I didn't use the name of the district and district. I was in an offer some protection because their kids and that would be wrong. I mean one of the things about the way that I work with all well. Most of my books not all of them. But with that one in with girls and boys the sexist that. I'm not looking for anything in particular. Necessarily I just want to see what life is like in this kind of world that I'm looking at so I just go and hang around what's going to happen right so you know whether it was like in that book that there was a sexual harassment case that suddenly burst forward or like in boys and sex. One of my very favorite scenes in the book is when I'm talking to this boy. I'm skyping with this boy. Who's a senior in college by then and when I met him? He called self a feminist. Fuck boy Break like you already know. That means weirdly enough. We were on a family vacation and Family members who are teenagers. One of the girls told one of the boys that do you know that what they call you in school. They call you a fuck boy and he was so upset by this. He's sweetest boy ever and I thought what can that mean it. When I was growing up I graduated ninety three. So if someone called me a fuck boy that would have been like a Sign of glory or something. I can only imagine but what does it mean. What it meant was that he slept with a lot of Israel's than he could count okay but that he had this kind of veneer of a kind of an and I think he is. He's has sort of egalitarian perspective. But he so. He like would teach consent workshops and he was very scrupulous about all that but that doesn't mean that he didn't take advantage of what was like a super skewed ratio of girls to boys on his campus and manipulate that and treat partners is disposable and there was like this kind of jerky underneath won't and he was starting to recognize that When when we met he was like wrestling with what Manton felt about that and he was like it. Felt really good but maybe it doesn't feel so good year so I personally have this history where I was by all accounts. Horrendously honest with people like I was an open relationship for nine years now and say like I'm in a relationship. I love my girlfriend if you want to do something physical. And that's all that you want the. I'm up for that but you know I just WanNa be dead clear right and I had this whole thing and now obviously. In retrospect people agree to things that they may be. Don't really agree to which is unfortunate right depending on the position like in his campus. You know the girls if they said no to that they weren't GonNa have much of a social life was the truth so if I had talked to him a couple of years before we met he would have said exactly that. This is good. I'm really clear everybody's but he was not going and So we were having this discussion and it had been like you know. He'd been thinking about this for a year and he was in his own. One thing yeah. So the thing really I I can recognize later as regardless of the permission and regardless of the understanding that everyone agreed to I was using them to regulate my feelings. I'm an approval junkie and I'm using them to get approval and feel good about myself for a while so even if that side of the street really is spotless and they agreed and as in writing Baba I know that ultimately I'm just using some underregulated myself steam. Which isn't I'm not crazy proud of so DAX. You're just like this boy. Okay I know. Remember you hosting any consent workshops or anything like that time if you were that today. I'm sure yeah so anyway. I was talking to him and by now a year. Since we first met he had a girlfriend he was like reevaluating auto stuff and while we were talking. This other boy texted me. Nate nate had had like a bad with cups and he was somebody who really prized connection and relationships and he was down in southern California and he was looking at schools that he'd been accepted to for college and he was like you know w t f with hookup culture. It's like an orange down here. Do I just go to bone town? Were case you were wondering if they were blunt with me go to boomtown and worry about it later. You know and have an emotional connection later. Skip that part what do I do and so I read this text to Wyatt who escaping with and they ended up having this whole conversation through me about authenticity in about who you should be in who you are and it was like this amazing moment which like this was taking me way back around to what would I I sound. Which is that can never anticipate what's going to happen. When hang out with these guys and I just ended up feeling like you know they had this conversation. I mean I'm a stranger to them really. They never met. They don't know each other. And what would have like what would happen if God could really have these conversations. Oh with in their real lives not with some total stranger or luck. Yeah I think so yes so much I mean there's a million different Bad Ingredients in the stew but one of them. That's so powerful is yeah that the boys really don't feel comfortable talking to other boys about anything. Really that could be vulnerable or show. Any you know lack of total conviction on every single topic which was totally at the heart of this. This is at the end. This boy. The know nate the guy who was texting. Thank you so much. That's just what I needed to hear. And he sent me a little hard Emoji now. I immediately think of like the murkiness of your role in that you start by hoping to learn from them what their culture is around this topic in how they are acting and whatnot but of course you develop relationships has happens and then they're asking you advice so was in southern. California and as you like what should I do so tell me about that aspect of it? What's the line you walk in as a challenging as it can be mostly? It's not mostly. I feel like what they would talk about after our interviews was that it felt sort of Cathartic or therapeutic or they had never had a chance to talk about sex and intimacy and masculinity and gender dynamics on these things in to anybody a lot of times. They'd say I'd never told anybody this or you know what the fuck I'm just GonNa say this. Sometimes that meant that they were going to disclose something they did that. They felt bad about your. You know whatever but I felt like boys never have the permission to have this conversations and so what I was kind of giving them if my role is to give them anything at all was protected. Space Your they could talk about their anterior lives in a way that they never get to so just kind of like by bearing witness to that. Yeah well one of the points you make early on in your book. Maybe even in the introduction. Is that what you knew? My doing girls in sex is that parents are not talking to their kids about sex ner. They're not at all and then they're even talking less to boys'll 'cause they're less concerned in general about it is that fair to say they had been but I think things have changed. Oh you think they use. Things are changing because well because they're worried they're worried that if they're boys are GonNa Cross lines and get into some kind of sexual trouble song. Girls just used to see as the price of admission and not act on. Yeah Luckily we now do that. Means that boys have to be more mindful and more educated and actually see their burners people. So what boys would say that. They tend to here was. Don't get pregnant. Don't get a disease and respect women and that last one like encompass like all this stuff right and I would say like I. Don't I said to me that's like telling your son not to run over any little ladies and then handing him the car keys? I mean you don't think you're GONNA run over any little old ladies but you don't know how to drive. The same. Respect is a very opaque kind of the fuck. Does that mean exactly? And also that you're in a really weird paradigm when you're that age. Which is your parents aren't telling you the truth. And you're dead aware of great like you know they're not telling you the truth and so then you're only other source is your peers and they're piecing it together so you're kind of trying to pick who's right and certainly your parents haven't earned your trust in that. Marvin so you're probably more likely to believe whatever your buddies are already likes. Whatever he's doing must be the right thing to do because everyone likes him right. You know. It's just kind of ends up being really basic calculations. You're doing that aren't probably the best plus now. Kids have this gigantic media that we didn't have it just wasn't like that. No I had to steal a playboy from my GRANDPA's house hide under the bed. Yeah even the porn but like all of it. You know the coming at you. It's so big but you know a lot of it comes so that's why I kind of felt like you know we real conversations with boys and hear what they're thinking and know what's going on with them because you know we didn't have the luxury of not talking to them anymore. Yes so I think that in general again I. This'll be self-serving because I'm a boy but just the general marching orders of the last three years in the wake of me to just being like men be better well okay. It's a lot more complicated than they were in the middle of a working machine. That women are part of men are part of parents. Aren't there's no? One is just individually on their own. Not INTERACTING ARE NOT BEING AFFECTED. And you know right so it's so complex. Known could ever say his statement like girls be better be better. It's like hey society we gotta be better like Abo- side. This whole thing has got to evolve right absolutely. And that's why like to me this during the books together girls and sounds like to just make all those dynamics visible what the girls against so just in my own having not written a book about it but just being now a father of girls starting to recognize some of these things have grown up with one of the one thing that I I tend to really stress out about. Is this crazy pressure. That's put on young girls about their virginity and that you have to make sure this guy is a good guy that he loves you that it's special and no one's putting anything on the boy's shoulders it's just like you at fourteen or sixteen or seventeen need to have the ability to assess who's a good man who loves you in order to do this thing and by God if it turns out he wasn't that then the shame that accompanies just the whole the whole responsibilities on on this young girls shoulders. Oh which I find to be. Just holy unequal. Well I guess I would even step back further and say. How do we define sex? Do we count oil sexist sites like why are we could there be? Multiple Virginity is instead of just this one thing and I mean a lot of what I talked about. Girls and sex was the ways that girls learned to disconnect from their bodies and that the way in our to disconnect from desire and pleasure. I called the American psychological clitoridectomy. Okay Clitoris a great. So like when girls are born we are born when babies are born. We tend to name all of boy's body parts so like if say like there's your pb or something burden with girls. We go right from naval denise and we don't like we leave this whole situation in between totally unnamed and then they go into like maybe they get older they go into puberty education classes and they learned that boys have erections and wet dreams and girls have periods in unwanted pregnancies. Right right the same like that internal diagram of the you know it. Looks like a Steve. Jobs and grays up between legs. Right so you never say Vulva Clitoris nor majora. Exactly no surprise most girls. Have you know? Fourteen to seventeen years old have masturbated even once really the majority. Yeah and then. We're always trying to figure this out by the way we always get into conversation. And we're like what percentage do you think the surveys boys I would have to Blanking forty percent or sixty percent. Is that the majority. Of course you can sure shirt because it's it's not at the top of my head but it's right but it's a lot it's most right and so then they go to their partner. Interactions Right. Uh-huh somehow expect that they're gonNa know what they want. They're going to know what they need to know their limits how to communicate that guy knows what he's doing exactly so we've set them up and then on top of that we make this really big deal this one act like it's the line in the sand that. I certainly feel that most girls right so like the whole thing skews it away from girls their pleasure of their bodies of their desires and having an experience. That's really like in that body connected so even beyond what you were started with. GotTa find this right guy and stuff. The whole premise is wrong in a way right yet will by the way the reward for finding the right guy is not that you'll enjoy it or have an orgasm or find joy in intimacy is just that you won't have the shame and regret right. He won't be made a fool of in made to be a slut and all these other. Pejoratives is true that most young people want to explore sexuality and a trusting relationship. But you know we just act like doing this one thing one time suddenly going to make you experienced or only make you know something that you don't know and we all know that's a lie if you make out with somebody you're fifteen years old and you make out with somebody for three hours. You're experimenting with like sensuality in Communication. And you'RE GONNA learn a heck of a lot more than if you get drunk at a party and the random to punch your visa card. You know no you're right. The the much bigger source of that feeling of intimacy and love and connection is actually in eroticism. Sensuality right. Yeah okay so with girls. There's that issue there's also these two options on the table right. Which is year either a prude. Or you're a slot right those both of which are negative. Who had you know? What's the right number? How do you? How do you like one girl said to me? Usually the opposite of a negative is a positive but when you're talking about and sex there's two negatives so where do you go on that poll and where you are now so personally? I was super sexual really young. I was molested when I was younger. So it's hard for me to iron out what I think. A humans just natural disposition is to that I certainly desired at greatly. I don't know how much I can speak to. You like your average boy but I definitely do remember having many friends who I was shocked to learn like didn't WanNa have sex so like I was subscribing to this serotype as well that like boys just WanNa have sex and then occasionally I would have a friend that would be like yeah. I'm scared to do that and I was like. Oh I wasn't expecting that. Yeah I mean that's you know one of the things that I talk a lot about with boys. Is that stereotype? Throw down to fuck you know. They aren't necessarily. There's that pressure that you're supposed to be that way guide in the hallway. You get status. That's a big way to get status hooking up with as many as possible with as little as possible in trading partners disposable and guys had related to that all kinds of different ways. I mean I was thinking about this one guy who said he'd had a bunch of hoops in college that included intercourse. And he said it's it's weird because it's like there's not a lot of I contact. It's a lot of conversation and it's like you're acting vulnerable without being vulnerable. Yeah you're you're you're you're taking physical steps of vulnerability but there's really no emotional wounds and vulnerability issue is really interests you and oh big time. Yeah sometimes after book. He don't realize what it's about till after you write it And they start talking about it and I realized that really at the heart of this book and you see the word vulnerables like a neon sign throughout the book. Is that issue of guys. Rustling with the taboo against vulnerability whether it's that they're rejecting it or denying it or embracing it or capitulating it. It's all of it whether you're talking about the masculinity itself or all the different ways that I talk about the relationship to sex and it's always dancing around that it's always trying to reckon with that and with the wall you know that they've all put up between themselves that vulnerable self in the world yet and I was really acutely interested in how things have changed since I was that age when I was reading your book and what I saw which was completely consistent is still the worst thing you can be is a girl in any capacity so being vulnerable as being girly or you know not wanting to fuck would be girly and all these things. The only thing beyond that of course is to be a fag right and so I was curious if that was still the thing and it is still a thing but then I was really interested to hear that. They are very explicit about the fact that they don't mean gay right they still say fag but they just WanNa be clear. We're not talking. We're not saying that about sexual right. I mean th th. There are a lot of differences with poison. I mean they have female friends. They see girls as totally deserving of their places in the classroom and you know on the playing field leadership and in professional. I mean all that is there too. And that's why was started when we were talking earlier about grills on the contradiction that I was always interested in these contradictions between the new and the old. I think that's what's going on with guys like this sort of inflection. Point in a way with boys who were. We were with girls twenty-five years ago. And so that stuff you know when I would say what's the ideal guy they would still be saying. Yeah athleticism dominance aggression sexual conquest emotional support themself lettuces. All I was shocked I thought it was like famous. Still still absolutely you know when I say that. Even though that wasn't necessarily they were also think about what's small percentage of the high school population that applies to what percentage of people are athletes or are actively involved in that. You know it less than ten percents. You've got an ideal that less than ten percent of the people are going to achieve. It's just a kind of a bad recipe right out of the game. You know right but back to the you know to the fact thing. It didn't mean to them. Necessarily that they were questioning. Somebody's sexual orientation and they would say. I would never say that I have gay friends. I would never say that capers and that makes it. Okay I don't think so but it was about masculinity right and there's this is the antithesis of masculinity and it can be it's like slot can mean anything can be applied to anything it can you know and so it creates like when they talk about the man box or the. 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Dax Start Your trial today. That's an OEM DOT COM SLASH TAX CJ. Pasco who who writes about? This is a sociologist and Oregon. Did this whole thing where she looked at a thousand tweets with the Hash Tag. No Homo Guy. Yes by the way. We've talked about this on here before. I've received many of them like a Guy Will WanNa tell me he liked me in a movie and that's just way too vulnerable so they'd have no hormone then that's exactly what she said. She said what you see when you look at the mall is that it's used as a shield so that they can express normal emotions of affection or connection and the no. Hama allows them to do that by using this kind of homophobic slurs slash joke in the process. I'm forty five. I was just in the hospital with my friend. My friend was receiving is back in Michigan receiving these beautiful texts from his friends. You know. He's a roofer reason manual labor. His friends are also in these. These tags were like dude. Scared me so much so glad you're safe in the hospital and then straight into some kind of a homophobic epitaphs like it's the same thing as home like Oh man. That was hard. I just said I was worried about you. I'm glad you're safe. And now I gotta throw something out there to just kind of negate the whole thing and I pointed out to him and he is like. Oh my God. It's so true and we just went through all of them. Every one hundred percent of them had some kind of disclaimer. It exists within the gay community as well because we have a very very good friend Jess. Who's gay and we're doing this separate ten episode podcast together about relationships and he talks about being gay and within those relationships how femininity is also devalued valued. Exactly so it's it's a hard thing to come back because it's everywhere it's even coming from the source like yeah women can treat men that we do. There's research that says that women say they want to be vulnerable but when they are not so happy about it Sinoe so can collude as well like. I think. I'm only getting away with it because I'm also like embarrassingly committed. All these hyper masculine. Things like off roading and fighting all these things were that bought me enough leeway to also be very vulnerable. Even I I feel like there's some weird balancing act in my life where it's like. Oh I can get away with all that I can wear a ponytail. I can do this because I'm doing that so I so someone could just blatantly. Call me back and that's your version of no home. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah the same thing genuinely like those things but yes yes. It is now okay. There's a call for parents to talk about sex. And what specifically do you think parents should be saying about sex with this book with boys and sex? I did something different with my books. I I've tended to always like take the reader into some situation. 'cause like when you're a writer the first thing learned showing not tell right right so I was I. Well have to give an example of what this looks like in a classroom or a prison. I'm profiling and I kept trying with boys and sex. Trying like to go to different programs going to classrooms and I just kept thinking. This isn't right. This isn't right and I think it was because I've been writing about teenagers and sexuality for nine years now and I felt like I have things to say uh-huh and so in the last chapter of this book I not exactly the script but a little bit of a template for the kinds of conversations that we have because it's a lot of conversations and it's about sex but it's not about sex. I like our conversation has been about sex but not about sex. Sure his overarching identity of being. Now it's about all these different things and it's like you can't trust. It's you know we have this idea that it's the talk but like if you set your daughter's down and said alright girls. I'm going to tell you about table manners. Now you're gonNA use your fork and cut nicely with your right hand with your knife and you're gonNA say please pass and thank you very much and May I. Please be excused from the table. Okay go forth. Now you know table manners. That would be absurd writing at least as important as table manners farmer so I talk about a lot of different kinds of conversations that we need to have particularly with boys and this book and also the role of adult man mother. It's your father or your uncle or whatever the guy is in your life young and I think it's really hard because adult men weren't raised this way right weren't raised to have these conversations more than that we. We also know exactly what the outcome would have been had. We behaved in a way that maybe we're going to now urge our boys to base. So I'll just tell you the deep fear I would have. I would have the fear of like okay. I saw the mask you live in. I now know what I know. I can't not incorporate this yet. So is my child going to be. The sacrificial lamb is going to be my boy who is vulnerable and open and cries in public and then all the boys kick his ass in his. Life's fucking miserable. Because I gave him permission to do that. That's the fierce around. All of us guys got it. I would refer him that in a couple of different ways. One is resilience as what you're after here Not You know the guy who's GonNa burst into tears and kind of like what does it mean to raise. Raise a resilient person who is low but also because I've about girls for all these years if I had been here twenty five years ago telling you about my first book. I've been talking about school girls and the ways that we have to you know that girls tend to like pull back when they're teenagers and start saying what they know and stop volunteering and class and stop stepping up and that we really need to change that that that's hurting are really quick. I'm semi aware of that concept but I doubt everyone is but girls did that right because at some point. Guys don't like smart girl. Well well if it's not an easy thing but it's like it's a dynamic that we were giving them profoundly mixed messages about how they should behave as women and what they were able to do and what was okay and you know that you were supposed to leave simultaneously stand up and speak your mind China bright but as a girl you're supposed to be deferential and please everybody so it was it. Was this contradiction that goes. We're living within two degrees still do but I think we've done a lot better at broadening ideas of what it means to be a girl. I mean like you know when I started doing this people were like well. Girls are just innately bad at math. I mean they just are. We don't say that anymore So when I was doing that work I would go out and talk about it and and people could be like. Yeah Yeah Yeah and then parents would say but I think about raising my own daughter differently to a stronger. More assertive girl worry that. She's going to be sacrificial lamb. She's GonNa get called a bitch normalize earn aren't GonNa be and she'll be lonely and I'm worried about what it would mean to do that. So again I feel like that's where we are a little bit with boys them. We have to start taking these risks and recognizing so that they'll be better partners or be less likely to commit assault or be better in bed or whatever it is back because those qualities that they keep citing as being you know the ideal qualities are really harmful to them you know I mean they are are linked to all these behaviors like being violent having violence committed against you. Binge drinking risky sexual behavior car accidents self harm depression loneliness you know. They're not doing boys. Any favors yeah well again. Yeah I go like oh I could raise my boy to be this but really are any of the girls going to like him like this is where I say. It's like such a Yin and Yang Scenario. It's like the whole system's gotta be changing simultaneously and we have done so much changing in a certain way with girls you know like. I feel like we've done a lot run media literacy. We've like I think when you're seeing right now in media shows like sex education and big mouth that actually acknowledged the existence of female pleasure or different things girls in leadership. That's been a huge change girls on the plainfield enormous change in. We've made all kinds of changes but we haven't brought into the conversation in the same way that you pointed out which was really fascinating that I hadn't even thought of. Is that if you were a young woman for the last the going on forty years now there was a movement called feminism. Where you could get interested in this movement and you could start being a part of the conversation of what it means to be feminine or a woman or a feminist so they were kind of actively encouraged to define what it is in presumably guide where they want it to be but there's never been a movement for man not in the same way famines is a movement like that for men but I think for where the guys are starting to go. Oh Yeah I inherited a role to I. Don't WANNA be a fifties house father you know. I don't WanNa be that Guy. Cut off mostly normalize with your children you. Can you relationships you want to be able to? Yeah there's no name for that movement. You know what I'm saying that there's no it is funny because just inherently because feminism has feminine in it that men feel a little squeamish about attaching themselves to that even if they are totally feminists which just means equality right the idea that. I'm a feminist they. I think there's fear that it means they're feminine and they don't want that association. I only mean that feminism in its most literal term means like the experience of women in raising equality for women for men conventionally well raising female equality to meet men so that have pretty things equal right and so if you look at like wages or title attainment or any of these things yes. Men are just crushing. Why would they wouldn't be needed to raise anyone's level but we're also completely bereft in all the emotional experiences in life that are as important if not more than being a CEO of something. So it's like there's this whole pocket of life that we don't have great access to in our society which we should want access to that. We should have talks about how we get that. Well Yeah and we. We've framed it sort of said that when women are seeking that public power. That's aspirational right reaching up Men want access to that to raise their kids that feels like weakness or stepping down. And so that's that dynamic right there. Yeah it makes it really difficult. Yeah that's the question another aspect as we talk about affairs and cheating what I have noticed in my experience and having lots of different friends who've dealt with this is if a woman cheats on a man and that man confronts her about it about ninety percent of the time within the first three questions will be how big is his dick. And did you come? Dat is the man's greatest fear is someone outperformed him that there was another man who did it better than them. Who had a bigger Dick into me? It's just very eye opening of what our fears are also misconception. Eh totally that goes back to. What the guys that these boys that? I would talk to. You had like such misconception of what sexual satisfaction was and they were not like in particular hookup. They weren't particularly interested in female orgasm. I mean that was not a given so when I was writing about the girls that was like a big thing that we would discuss was the sort of disinterest in female orgasm but when I was really surprised with the guys in that hookup culture was that they were interested in females satisfaction but they didn't measure it the same way. Didn't they think that as long as they were last seen a long time? It wasn't about the sex. It was about the story that you go back and tell your friends and they wanted to make sure that the story the girl was GonNa Tell. Her friends was one about stamina and size absolutely one way said like. I started glancing at the clock before it starts intercourse so I know that I lasted a respectable amount of time right not I pleasure exactly but I would tell her friends who wasn't disappointed. Yes fires sex into kind of a he said I enjoyed it but it also turned it into a task where I wasn't in the moment. The the most known Goto scenarios like think of baseball. Why is that something? Every guy knows on planet Earth Baseball during sex and let you know what I'm saying. There's no one you could say. Think of baseball to. Who doesn't know that concept? Now which just tells you that every males dealing with some fear that they're gonNA orgasm too soon and that they believe staying in the saddle a really long. Time is the recipe for satisfaction which is not the case and I guarantee if you presented any guy with a rumor surrounding him could be. You have a humongous Dick. Any lasts forever versus you have a moderate sized penis in you come pretty quickly but you gave the girl twelve orgasms in your great at oral. No one's picking second option even though every woman every woman would but by the way it's a two way street you guys have the same stuff. This is like no one's unique in this so this is an argument that yes so all of us guys think. Dick Sizes everything because each other does. It's guys like we were the only ones perpetuating Matt it's all our fault likewise all the women that are saying I have to be so thin because of men. It's like no. We don't look at supermodel magazines. We actually don't know about fashion models. We don't were in the dark about that. That's not what we like yet. You guys have convinced yourself. That's what we liked on both sides of mediate here. Yeah please I gr- I mean yes. I think women place a lot of judgment on other women and bodies and all that stuff. That's real but men are involved in that. There is a body in society that it seems that men prefer at different times. That changes also also. We don't. I'm just going to tell you the in the same way. That women don't prefer musclemen but all of us men have convince ourselves that all women WanNA muscle man. We're delusional you. Guys don't WanNA mostly man. We don't want a skinny wavy girl. Do we don't I can tell you of all my friends. We don't want that and yet women really believe we want that and it doesn't matter how many times I say that me and all my group of friends are looking also no. That's not true because I know one of your friends who does so. It's person to look. Everyone probably has their own preference for their own thing. That varies across the board. But there is some societal on both ends. That's what I'm saying. Why would we be susceptible to this narrative that were self-perpetuating in the women would not be acceptable to a self perpetual probably are with the Dick size? That's different thing than body types. I think the women do feed into a male body type and I don't think that's not my preferred body type. Women are a part of that conversation. Some women like muscular guys exactly but it is not right to say that all women like muscular guys nor is it right to save men. All once. Eighty pound runway right. I think all is probably the the part of the sentence. That's a problem and argue. It's equal on both sides. I think we're both delusional about what the other wants. Yes but what I was I was saying is annoying as you were giving two options. One of the options had the woman being satisfied in the other. One didn't and in your opinion most guys would pick the one where the women wasn't satisfied that I find annoy of horse. It's it's annoying but because it means that has nothing to do with the earnest in that they think that's what a woman wants. So where do you feel that? They're getting that from each other because the guys in the locker room going. Oh I fucked her for an hour and then everyone else is like I come in a minute. So it's I can't do that so that must be the goal because it seems hard and unattainable most goals are. I mean the locker room conversation piece. That was something I listen to a lot with. What did you hear well? There's a lot of bonding straight guys through. You know the control of women's bodies like that in the end and and yeah. They never talk about like I was. We had this really incredibly sensual experience. They Bang they pound they hammer. They hit that they you know they were on a construction site. It's not like they had an intimate experience but the thing was was that I felt like the boys they weren't like these blank slates on which the culture would inscribe that they were just all going. Yeah yeah that's right. That's how I feel you know. They were struggling with that stuff. Yes so they would you know. I have a lot of guys still like writing. What do I do about the locker room talk thing? It really offends me or you know I. I really don't like hearing the guys talking like that and one of the guys that I talked to. He tried to go up against it right me and a friend and they got mocked you know immediately shut shut down and the next time. It happened one of them. I'm the guy that I was talking to said that. He decided not to say anything and his friend kept saying stuff he says he. I just watched him. He lost all his social capital a man. I just had buckets of it. But I wasn't spending it and he was like he was gonNA actually going into the military and he said. I don't what I'm supposed to do. I don't WanNa have to choose between my dignity and these guys I'm going to serve with. But how do I make it? So they don't have to choose. And there was this whole thing Michael Thompson psychologist about the silence in which boys become men so much of to me was not only about this. You know the like you know big Dick comments and stuff but also about all the things that boys learn. They can't say won't say don't say and how that is what creates that kind of rigid masculinity to or creates a place. Where you yeah because I I would say just in general if some boy in that circle offers up something vulnerable even the others can relate. They've never been given the tools to now help deal with what was just revealed so now it's six people feeling awkward. No one has the tools in the maybe the whole. Ten minutes which is a bummer. For everyone even the guy who decided to be honest you know or brave right Yemen as you say sometimes the person the Batmans picking between success career wise like in the military. If he chooses to do that then he's not gonna be one of the guys and he's not going to actual impact on his life for him to. I talked to him a year later. We had a whole new conversation about so like. How is that going for you? What's happening with saying he had he was. It was just very as he predicted. He was really struggling with it and he was hoping that you know he'd be able to lead by example at some point but really a lot of what he was doing was being quiet. And that's hard I mean I. I totally understand a hard. That is an as I've been going around. You know talking to different cities with boys and sex. I've had guys like the other. Division One athlete came up to me and said what what what do I do? Tell me what to do. Tell me what to say in a book citing line not so much but you know we corresponded. Afterthought give do you well. It's not easy right. I mean ideally. There's a coach that you can talk to. That can bring in programming. Or There's a program called coaching boys into men for high school and Middle School. Boys that is fantastic. A really like super light intervention his coaches having one ten fifteen minute conversation a week with guys of on these certain topics and it's been shown to really make a difference to reduce violence and increased bystander. Intervention reduced the language. And all that stuff. So coaches can make a huge difference. If you've got that coach but sometimes coaches are part of the problem. So then are there guys on your team. Who are on your team. You know who? Maybe you can listen to. I give some resources to them about ways you might be able to take sides. Somebody who's doing some of the stock and just say your piece neutrally now other hidden like. Yeah maybe a little say. Do I need to get you a Tampon? Or don't be a pussy or whatever they say but you're just like you know he's say what you say and you do your best and or maybe you can't and you think about working with younger guys herself and being the example that and doing that sort of mentoring then has no tolerance for that or offer some other way or supports the guys that you were but didn't find supporting being. Yeah I mean. There's there's not a magic bullet but I feel like there's a whole I had to code switch to is in here being vulnerable and then I can't honk. Yeah okay but that's guy mode. I did not but I coach switched because shing back. Yeah yeah interesting. The there's one piece that was written after this book came out In Men's health by this Guy Brad. Weiner's he was. He said that he felt that. He saw himself reflected in some of the me too stuff. His behavior his past not accused key recognize. Oh yeah you know. And he's like okay. So how am I gonNa do this differently with my kid. And he like took seriously the stuff in the book and really grappled with and went in like had these conversations with his son. I felt like I was watching watching an action. It was really really cool but but it was struggling with. How do you have these conversations with boys on support them in making that kind of change or just thinking about their dynamics with women or any of this stuff vulnerabilities like guys vulnerability especially when they're drunk To over preceding yes You know just seeing anything. That girl does or says any active friendliness. It's on right now. How to about that he will. That's my big so so the thing I've said on here before is I agree wholeheartedly with the direction it's going. I think God it's going directions going again. I have two daughters thank God. It's going the direction it's going with. That said I think the entire traditional role of a man pursues a woman. She's got the brake pedal and he's got the gas pedal that too has to change because people have to hook up. People need to Fall in love and have sex. So yes we're going to teach the guys as we should put the fucking brakes on but we also have to tell. Ub ASSERTIVE UNM sex. You pursue you know what I'm saying like if they do had this whole thought about that recently because I I was talking at a at a girls school and this dad raised his hand and said I just. I'm really troubled by the way we've been talking about consent like it's something that boys are getting from girls and that is still not you know giving girls the agency right. So is writing this book and I was Writing about this whole thing about gay guys how they're better at negotiating consent and like navigating consent and straight people. And how the because they kind of have to learn how to do that. Because it's not like what's going to happen with whom or how is that. There's more defined roles that they have to have a discussion doing what that's what I'm thinking about. Whatever you're going to do and an so. Dan Savage so Dan said to me at the beginning of a gain connor with two guys that they'll say the magic words. What are you into Manhattan moment? You will anything in and anything out. Everything's on the table. And you have this discussion and it's like the kind of open to question you. Wish people would ask in a section of all people with us but I started thinking about it after I was like. Yeah that's really great and I wrote about that and I said you know this'll be ideal after that Moore recently been thinking but dance. Gay Sex with men If you had heterosexual young people and and a guy asked that question the answer and this is back to these hidden. The the girls answer might be. I have no earthly idea right. So where do we go from there? Yeah how do we get from that? Who People being men and women young men and young women in particular starting their sexual experiences being able to ask that question and answer that For Real because that's when we're going to be where we need to be with stuff entirely and I yeah I just worry that the I just worry who's instigating and you're right and did the. The concepts never even considered whether the guy gave consent. I've never even heard. I've never read one line of Writing About Guy. Giving each book. Oh Okay I'm not. They're not that far. So there's a whole chapter. That is about the issue of poison unwanted sex which includes molestation for sure sure but also like sex. You could have stopped but but you continue with and also things that reach the level of assault on in terms of both men a men and also things that young women may do stay tuned for more armchair. If you dare. We are supported by square. You Know Square. They make that little white card reader. That helps lots of businesses. 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Dax for thirty dollars off your total purchase of three hundred ninety nine dollars or more high quality custom suits off the rack. Price Columbia University did a two year. Multimillion-dollar study on sex and sexual assault on campus and found that one in three girls was sexually assaulted. But so we're one in eight guys And that much of the time. The perpetrator in the and a lot of it was groping or it wasn't like necessarily being forced to penetrate our involving being penetrated but in cases where it was penetration. A lot of it was women who either through incapacitation or nagging you know You know what are you gay friend? Right right right right. Pushed guys to have sex that they didn't want or had sex with them when they were incapacitated and didn't know they were having sex. I have an I frame that chopper with this boy. I mean I'm just going to have to imagine. Also it's more than one and eight because what it's such an emasculating thing. Exactly there are differences. The Jesse Ford whose research looked at men and unwanted sex young women on to sex. The range was much bigger obviously of of the kinds of things that girls experience and there was. They felt physically threatened. Sure the women right. Yeah of course And the men did not tend to and it was that threat of physical violence or force that tended to really result in trauma And and that loss of control but guys sometimes did feel that and some of the guys that I've talked to not you know not a huge number of them would say I don't know what I call that. If the situation were reversed you would call it assault. But I don't know what I call it when it happens. You know they don't really know what to do with it but some of them especially if it was like their first time having intercourse and they had wanted that to be with somebody significant and they had been drunk and erections do not equal consent They were pretty devastated. In the way that girls would have been devastated and it took me a number of times hearing that from boys. Yeah team believe believe. Yea well that's weird I'm like I can't imagine yeah. Was it for some of them? It really spiral them downwards and with more shame. Because you're gonNA tell by one guy I mean. His experience had not been quite as good he. He had had a first time. That was not great and he said you know it felt good but it didn't feel good kind of traumatized by it. And then he said but one of supposed to tell my friends. You can't say that to a guy it's like it's got to be. It's not even it's got to be great. It's great sure. Sure Right. Yeah no bad pizza. There's no room and you know I mean if you can't say no respect that thing that we were saying earlier like guys always being down to fuck if you can't say no you don't have sexual agency command and that's enough like that in itself is enough right but I also don't know how you can hear somebody else's now if you're not allowed to say it to right. Yeah but and then there is a subset of guys two who had Who had been molested sometimes by other boys or other men and sometimes by adult women and that whole piece too I mean the porn fantasy of the mail freight eye witness it myself at least once. A year story breaks where a Seventeen year old boys having sex with his thirty year old teacher and I. I'm like good for that dude. I would've loved to have had sex with a couple of teachers and then I hear the reverse their year old dude having sex with a seventeen year old student. I'm like that guy's a fucking Predator and she needs protection and I'm like well I can at least knowledge other Asli concerning that. That's my reaction but that is my true reaction. Yeah and you know that may be an appropriate reaction clearly. I'm aware of that but I'm just telling the on his thought is like I don't feel bad for that seven year old boy at all. So what if you were fourteen? What is your line? They're fourteen dicey fifteen feels less dicey? At least when I was fifteen I was like six three and I would love to have done that. So I'm I'm I'm locked in my perspective. I mean I've I've talked to guys of all ages. I have A. I have a friend. Who is in his fifties? Whose early first experience was you know. Maybe he was fifteen or sixteen with a friend of his mom's he looks back on. That really unhappily really unhappily. But then it gets into the particulars. Right she manipulating ham. Was You know? There's so many ways taking advantage if it's a fourteen or fifteen always is it just. Is that person does not have the frontal lobe cognition to make a real decision in that way. They just don't yeah. I mean if you use the example of like okay. When I was fifteen I was in love with Demi Moore. He was probably. I don't know if I was fifteen. She was probably twenty five or something. Yeah I'm no victim in that scenario guarantee you you are if if she has sex with you yes. You are not not wind up there. I was in love with fifty year olds when I was. I mean taunt but if he had actually had sex with me I mean sure maybe in the moment I would have been like everything ever wanted. I'm getting taken advantage of. Even though you pursued him. Sure all right. You should read the book Three women do that. But no it's it's really good but one of the stories in it is about a seventeen year old girl who has a relationship with her high school teacher. Who's thirty and then? But it's not until she's a bit older till she's like in her that she can has the wherewithal to see what that power differential wasn't abusive. That was absolutely but I'll also add into that equation. I think that it was deception. In that I'm certain she thought she was going to have a life with that person or a relationship but she she well she thought. I think that often people when they're in that kind of dynamic that they feel special they feel chosen. Sure they're often Iceland become isolated from their friends. Because they're you know they're more supposedly grown up than their shirt happen That that can happen with either girls or boys can but I would argue though that quite often the young female really believes she's going to be in a relationship with that man because she doesn't know any better and that's why we have to not have that let that happen. That's right. I am not making a case for anyone to do this. I'm only saying the man is consciously manipulating her. Because he's not looking for relationship with a seventeen year old so there's deception right out of the gates. There's a bad intention like I'm gonNA trick this person. I think we're in a relationship so that I can get out of it so now. It is quite often that a seventeen year old boy just wants to have sex with the twenty five year old woman so whereby both people are trying to get the same thing and getting it does feel different to me. Not Okay just. I think the fact that there's deception involved in one heightens it but I can tell you that you know. I certainly had boys who talked to me. Who were Being sexually preyed upon by adult women by teachers and other people who believe that very thing to believe that they were going to have a life. People are did believe you know they were manipulated. They are groomed. They were preyed upon. You know exactly the same way. That girls are our tendency as a society to not see that in their victim and and they well can be of course. Yeah Yeah I know it's wrong from just exploring out loud. I know it's wrong that I don't care that this boy did this. And so why? What is the case on building for why? I don't think it's the same with the with the full admission. It's not right at by any stretch. I don't think it's healthy for any thirty year. Old Woman to be wanting sex with a seventeen year old boy. I think there's all kinds of things probably going out with her. And then you can ask questions like what if it were a man. What if it were thirty or thirty year? Old Man in sixteen year old boy. Would you see that differently? I would just say do I do? So it's it's an interesting. I have a lot of gay friends who have been introduced to the gay life. style in educated by someone older than them that have had a great experience. And I'll listen to that store and I go. Wow if that's between a man and woman to me it's very Predator Oriel and wrong. And then the way you're describing this thing is much different so I do think you know have talked about this. A lot to also can be a problem can be abusive can be manipulative. And I had a lot of guys of of gay boys that I talked to. Who especially now. Because they've got grinder. They would lie about their age right and go under grinder and be hooking up anonymously with much older men which you know and I would say to them. If you were girl I would think that was really you know I would have to report you. and they would say yeah. It's not great. They didn't feel great about that but they didn't feel that there were other options in sort of the the way that we've suppressed people being able to express their sexuality has kind of forced a dynamic. Maybe and maybe if we could provide more situations more social situations where they could have age appropriate experiences and you know have social experiences and have romantic experience and have sexual experiences in the ways that other teams are allowed to You know that's what we should be thinking about that. If that was on solid footing maybe the other thing wouldn't exist one of the things that I wrote a lot about was that like with Gabe I mean. Obviously it's a new time right. I mean obviously enormously for them and you know they can come out of fifteen and there's like a gay guy running for president and all these things but it was like all social front like it was more like you could be the gay best friend or you can be the theater boy but nobody was still talking to them about what a mutually gratifying and personally fulfilling sexual experience or relationship would be like for them and heterosexual parents in particular kind of didn't want to think about the whole sex piece so they you know if you're not talking to your straight kit about sex talking you're gay kit about sex and I really probably so that really did drive them more into this world where they were kind of looking for a mentor or looking at porn as a template and that's not ideal that's not what want for any young person. Yeah now again. More anecdotal information for you. I'm in a here. A lot of people share I noticed about five years ago. Oh the younger guys have a much different relationship with sexual than I had growing up or at least different parameters. I'm noticing this like fluidity with younger guys. That certainly didn't exist when I was twenty two years old and I'm just wondering how that's evolved. Now as you're writing your book do you notice like is it still all the same or is it? There's substantial difference in what's on the table for everyone. I kind of. Yes and no I mean it seemed to me like sexual. Fluidity was more acceptable for the girls. Girls were more likely to identify as bisexual Pan Sexual To be interested in going out with translator. Trans Girls Boys still felt pre-tape boxed me less so a little bit but I think that had moved a lot less okay. Because that's what I saw. Yeah and what impact is that having on the conventional definitions of masculinity and the roles? Everyone's playing you know. I did look at transpose. To agree not not like hugely. But Did Stephanie. Part of the book and it was. I mean. They're not as one guy said you know we're not sent down like angels from Heaven to Change Your Masculinity we exists. Yeah Yeah And some of them just wanted to be the most conventional of guys but sometimes they pushed guy other guys to not like question you know whether they were really men or anything like that. To sort of broaden their ideas what does it actually mean to be mailed? What does it actually mean to be a man? What does it actually mean to engage in these things and that guy in particular would talk about? He's said a Lotta sense like well you know. That's not my masculinity or he talked about it like this dynamic thing he was building. That is so interesting I never heard any other guy. I never heard like a we would now call a straight guy right say well. That's not my masculinity and I thought what an interesting way of looking at it that was looking at masculinity is something that you're creating kind of in making decisions about and this is my masculinity but that over there That's not the kind of fascinating night. Just wonder if now that there are. There's more acceptance of gay men and their as you say holding offices in Student Council and they're you know not running for president running for president and not relegated to the fringes of school if that is somehow encouraging going like wait. If that's the worst thing I can be in. Everyone likes this guy like can I move closer to the you know what I'm saying? I would hope that is happening. Some communities that you know near conventional peanuts toting guy was friends with a straight guy with had they would have gay friends transplants. But there was like I think there was a quota in their head. A little bit like thinking in this many trans and gay friends. You have too many them like you know. Start TO MIT than they may be. Start will be people will question. It was like weird you know was that you could slice it but I did see that the fraternity guys that I talked to. They had one guy who was like you know big ten school really Midwest Dude. They had a transplant there in their frat. Oh no kidding. Yeah and that really he said if I ever. It is Not so sure about this. But that over time you know they they were accepting and that that had broadened their idea of what masculinity was to. It did have kind of a good effect again. Like I said transplant Not really my job right right right Nor is it now? How about pornography? So how when we? Yeah when we talk about why. Us Idiot guys. Have this notion of like big Dick and lasts a long time. Because that's what you're seeing porno right. You're not seeing the guy's not clearly stimulating the girls. He's having sex with ninety nine percent of the time in a porno. Yeah if that's a never been more accessible ever history of the world and if that's the only version of sex scene and this is the default sex educator yes now. That's a huge problem. There's there's a lot of racial politics at play. Important black guys penises or black women not being present or only certain kind of black bodies or how Asian women are depicted. I mean all kinds of race stuff in porn and I would ask what is about that all the time like. How do you deal with the racism and they go? What what these guys who would see racism like in their normal lives. Of course they would. They were very aware but it was like they left. That's there's like you leave so much the door when you start looking through the porno videos that that is just one more thing even at the door. But it's another thing that's affecting you. You're just not acknowledging that it's there reading Missoula the Jon Krakauer bug in one of the cases was this you know to again blackout drunk people. This guy's start digitally penetrating this girl in Cheese. Like kind of coming in and out and then she says stop and he says No. I'm GonNa make you score in this boys a virgin. He doesn't know he thinks his job is in a sexual experiences. Then make someone score. That's what he's been led to believe is the norm or the high water mark of proficiency in bed. Yeah and that's why I know. And that's that is why we can't we? GotTa Talk to you. Know to to ignore what boys are absorbing in girls too because girls look at look at it more like a manual for what guys want right but if we're ignoring because it's it's really different and you have to. I mean I always like to frame this saying curiosity about sex's normal You know. Masturbation gay no good everybody and you know. There's all kinds of different porn and a lot of some people. Consider some form porn to be feminist corner ethical porn or whatever it is A lot of that's behind a paywall that's auto. What changed was porno right. Right right right. Came ON LINE. Two thousand seven and dropped the paywall for the most mainstream kind of hardcore porn. Yeah so curious how. They're making money to be honest. I don't know how they do it but but that that really nervous. Yeah that's what change and that was what allowed any with a smartphone to look at anything yes right to get a masterclass in male fantasy right. That kind of easy access porn case reinforcement. Study that something. Men Do to women. Female pleasure is a performance guys and they have nine orgasm guy. Just all these distortions and kids are looking at boys in particular look at it from the time they go through puberty and start masturbating. That's how they're right. You know I had one guy who said to me that there was a boy on his sports team. Who was a legend? Because he decided he wasn't going porn anymore and they were like well. What do you do? I use my imagination but I mean that's that's what it's right there. Of course it's so easy right but it's exactly fast food and and and it does even when they say it doesn't because they'll say I know the giants from reality and fantasy but how would they know that. What is their context? What if they actually never even kissed anybody you know? So of course meet the whole point of media. Any kind of media is that it affects our thoughts and feelings and beliefs even when we think it doesn't so I just wonder like This'll be provocative thought but I don't see us getting rid of pornography. I don't think that's in our future so to me. Then it goes we'll then Counter Program so more female directors written inspired fantasies of sex that are counteracting exists is behind a paywall. Well we gotta get it on paper. That's you know that's fair trade right so that's probably not going to happen but I think that we do have to talk about pornography leave pornography with boys and girls. Girls Watch it too and what it is. And what isn't what's Real. What's real what's missing? It's no different than the superhero movie. They go see it. As much an abstraction of a male fantasy this isn't completely male constructed male fantasy of what a male would do in bed in the same way. You know what you always have to ask us like. So why does that fantasy keep getting more and more aggressive these guys who are consuming a ton of pornography and they're not getting any real life sex getting more and more frustrated and aggravated in. They're getting more misogynistic and they're more pissed at women now they wanna see the guys. Punish these women. Because they're you know what I'm saying. I have to believe that's part of the cycle. I think that's but there's also there is so emily. Nagorski is this woman who rents a boat designs of desire at this book. Come as you are which was one of my very favorite books. She talks about how when something is Simultaneously Sexual Taboo. It creates a response like if I suddenly said to you okay. Docs don't think about a polar bear. stop thinking about that. Do not think about the polar like now you're thinking about a polar bogus you perfectly time legs. So because embedded in that don't think about this is think about this so embedded in like don't think about sex when this really offensive thing is happening or when this really disturbing things happening really taboo things happening is think about sex. Those things are happening and it can make something. That's like that you find objectionable even more turbocharger arousal. Yeah more than something that you don't find objectionable and I think it's really actually. That's one of the things that I say. In the book that boys that we need to talk about some of these physiology ideas because a lot of the boys really wanted to talk to me about porn. That was a big one and part of it was because they've had a lot of confusion around at are a lot of anxiety around it or like most common question they were asking. Well you know. Being aroused by things that upset them or like they were like choking people or gagging choking or gagging or things that involved shit or various. I mean there's a lot out there gangs whatever you know for Whether what they watch you know how much was normal but let me think. Jade guys related to a different. They didn't all related to the same way. I mean some of them really did kind of go like I really felt like it was messing with my head. One Guy said he was sitting in class in high school and he was like looking over at the Squirrel and he started imagining what she looked like with. Come on her face said that was it like what would it be like to kiss her? What would you come on? That is over the line. I don't want that in my. I don't want this image of thoughts in my head I think about it. Like with jumpsuits like the first time you have this but like the first time. I saw somebody wearing a jumpsuit. I thought recently I thought. Oh what's the second time you see the MARINA GERMS? That your dad the third time. You're like me a jumpsuit. It it just gets in your heads guys who said Oh. It doesn't affect me at all. It's just like sneezing but you know we know that even when you think it doesn't affect you and then there was some guys who really felt like whether it was. I don't I can't say whether it was true or not but they felt harmed by their park consumption and they had never told another adult dot and they wanted to talk to me specifically. I wasn't even watching porn and when I was new to masturbating I felt so guilty. We weren't even a religious house. I was constantly trying to quit that activity. I thought it was a Horn of me in Showed a total lack of control. And I was regularly trying to monitor that in and I couldn't so I can only imagine if I had on top of that Objectively some gnarly images. I'm tying with this already behavior. I'm for whatever reason shameful of in the nets in there to shame boys when when talking about it for sure right and to recognize like. I said sex curiosities normal. Masturbation is normal and to just kind of think about some of the stuff like if you know college corner or less satisfied with their sex lives on but their performance summit partners bodies managed thing to know. Sure the thing that one guy said to me that really affected me was even about any of that he just said you know. I feel like pornography for this generation. It's it's affected our ability to be innocent in a sexual relationship and just explore sex without preconceived ideas he said that's just been fucked by porn for us. Will you kinda start knowing every single conceivable thing that could happen? Yeah right you've seen every reese and yet the yes. Yes yes nothing and I mean I don't know I don't know what the ultimate impact is of all of that but I know it's a huge change and I don't think that we can raise kids in a culture of explicit media and not even porn but like regular media has gotten much more explicit. And pretend like we don't have to talk to them about it or I mean that's another thing with girls like we have all these years that I've been writing girls we've recognized I'm sure as a parent you recognize that the media images out there can be harmful to girls right. You knew that right. They can reduce them to their body. Their objectified there. You know whatever. It's bad for the mental health. All these things we know. So we've done a much better. Job of like Shrunk Union with them about media leaders in these organizations and there's like psychologists and advocates and activists and parents and everybody's like all careful and conscious about how we raise our girls in this media culture but boys are in the same stew right and even my current circles like most. La Parents are hyper aware of not creating potential of food dismay. But no one's thinking about that for the boys at all crossing online. No one's worried at all. No that's my. That's my point so we know how to do this. We've done it with girls. We know how to create media literacy. At least I mean it's not perfect on it doesn't always you know but we try. We try to give them because we can't make the meeting go away. We try to give them a Lens. We try to give them a critique. Nobody's doing that with boys. Nobody's during the boys and I feel like that's something that isn't even about like you know saying the word clitoris to your son which may be. You'd rather put yourself on the eye with a fork. Do but you know you can like start pointing out. I mean I remember when my daughter was really little. She's sixteen but when she was a like you know when she was little mood watch you know whatever animated films and just like. Hey honey you know look. The debt characters is bigger than arrests. Your is bigger than yours is bigger than your waist like. Where does she keep her uterus? Is it in her purse. Like what is going on I. I wouldn't have said that if I had a son arrived right. Yeah Yeah Yeah we say to. Our girls were reading We came under fire about this but we we are no way saying you shouldn't read snowing the seven doors. We love it. We still read it but we're always like kind of weird. A stranger came in. Kiss this woman who is dead. Isn't that kind of bizarre? Without even asking the NECROPHILIAC. Anne's not ask permission right. Just something to observe the Democrat but those are like those little weird. I mean those things with your daughters even learn how did like throw him in all the time. But it's because like you think okay the culture is going to try to brainwash your daughter right and you gotta get in there. I gotta get it so that she hears your voice whenever she sees that. Snow had story saying well. That's weird. Isn't you know like you want her to hear that? But we haven't really thought about like how our boys need that from US too. Yeah well I'm I'm just delighted that you've Explored this topic. It seems still in its infancy where we're talking about what we need to do to get boys. That's who decided with me too thing like on one hand it's created this imperative to reduce sexual violence super important but it's also created this really positive and exciting opportunity to engage boys in all these conversations about Saxon intimacy and gender dynamics masculinity in ways that we never have and that is like a tremendously exciting possibility to me. Yeah you're right I don't I can't imagine there's not a household where this topic doesn't come up comes up with mine all the time. I mean it's in the news all the time and it's one of the only happy accidents of the whole thing is like it is starting a conversation. That's long overdue right. And that doesn't by the way we're only be negative but can also be about the positive. How do we help people get their? Yeah well Peggy thank you so much. For flying down yeah. I'm about a third of the way to the book and I absolutely love it. It's just I like it as much is on the masculine. It's really great. I also like how Franken is thank you. I appreciate that you're talking talking talking to them. Nothing's kind of sugar coated. It's like now this is a glimpse. This is what it is Super Fun. It's great all right. Well thank you come back. And now my favorite part of the show the fact check with my soul mate. Monica Hegi huggy very enlightening. I liked her a lot. She was very interesting. We got into some debate. Shar you know as we do. Okay so Peggy. I emailed her because she left. An open ended question about masturbation which is a question that we've been asking each other for a long time two girls masturbating as much as boys or at all or whatever and she had said girls do much much much less and then she responded and said fact checking yes I was right. According to the largest study ever conducted on American sexual practices which came out in two thousand twelve. I think fewer than half of girls fourteen to seventeen had ever masturbated how th- of girls fourteen to seventeen fewer than half had ever masturbated. She said it's been a while since I cited that so I suddenly thought Dan could that be true? It seems like it couldn't be but here are the citations national survey of sexual health and behavior. More than three quarters of Boys Ages. Fourteen to seventeen say they've masturbated and less than half of girls have interesting So not not even double though right not like astronomical only tell something. One hundred percent of boys masturbated between fourteenth. I imagined that girls to aren't saying and then I would imagine there's even more pressure on girls to not say it. Yeah that is true. I mean yeah. What kind of poll would this be asking a fourteen year old girl? She Direct Jackdaw. Who's asking that question about a third of girls in every age group masturbate regularly of third in every age group. Okay Masturbate ruggles early. While the percentage of boys rises steadily with time. I'll that makes sense because they're getting from their wife. I think this is just boys. That would be my guess. I don't know that for sure. They probably get more comfortable and start talking about it with friends like they show us a shame because they're pretty open about jerking off from a young age. There's like a period. There's a couple years where you're first doing it. Where no one's talking about it. And then all of a sudden everyone just owns it and is there like bragging involved. No no no no no more like comparing like your finger in your boat while you're jerking core kind of weird things you've done stories is more swapping war stories trying to pick up tips. You know friends or anything out there that can increase this. Yeah yeah well. I'm glad really that you guys are talking about something it is really i. I can't I cannot really imagine what it would have been like to have been twelve and thirteen with pornography at the ready. You know I was like looking at Bra ads in like a normal magazine and using math. Yeah well to release better off. Probably my imagination's much better. I will have an effect on like a whole generation of imagination. Yeah because I had I had to fill in a lot of blanks. It was big full. Size like sears. Catalog wasn't even skimpy. Occasionally a while you hit the Jackpot and there'd be like a Victoria's secret thing laying around somewhere and you could really get sink your teeth into that. Did you ever sneak into Victoria secret and like look at the Tanis? Never no men in there and I'm always like I know I guess in theory. They're buying for lovers. I'm not sure it's true. Roy Ryan for themselves. I think so. Okay percentage of high schoolers who are athletes. The estimate is at fifty five point. Five percent of all high school students play a sport. That's way more than I would again meet to me too. But it also says those sports programs continue to grow. The rate has slowed over the past decades sports. Participation has increased by roughly a hundred thousand students per year. The forty thousand increase over the past year is the smallest since the late. Nineteen eighties mom. Well there's a decline in football participation in white communities of Ct. Yeah Yeah but Troublingly It's not having an impact on the minority groups that the numbers are the same if not increased feeling those those holes interesting. Yeah well but the Helen so tricky. Because that's like one of the things that I think is like dangled over communities that don't have poorer communities of like use sports to get out of that. Yeah get a scholarship to school. Did they. DidN'T Delineate whether or not the Lower Socioeconomic. Weitz were right. This was a big number for whites but I have to imagine the poor white kids are still doing it and that it's the same thing but it's just yeah but it's just a class thing okay. How does porn hub make money? So adscribed is a huge one ads. There's a premium membership sure. And then one said production companies pay to feature videos C. Porn Stars. That was my question. I'm not confused. Porn HUBS MAKING MONEY. Because they're like Youtube they've got ads but the producers of pornography unless porn hub is sharing that advert ad revenue with the people who post the clips chicken. Imagine they are but maybe I was more confused. It used to be the main porno and then they sold the DVD right and so they made money. They must make some money from putting on there. I think there were like when I was googling at their west. That came up saying Folk Young Teens in your neighborhood and yes then there was. There was a lot of stuff that popped up. Didn't WANNA see but it says a lot of how to make money on porn up but I didn't click backs I didn't know that's what we were talking about. But yes so. I guess there's ways I'm just shocked that there's still as much production Because you know the movie industry the revenue was cut in half with the end of DVD sales basically right and they've caught some back with the streaming services and in internationals grown but overall. That was just a big chunk that was lost and that was the entire model pornography or I don't know they're they're at any AMC cineplex's well maybe maybe will circle back around. And that's all that's all. Yeah it's interesting. I'm in general like philosophy one. Oh one you always debate pornography like the debate abortion debate pornography all these different things. I have always been pro pornography. I think it's liberty and are more who's GonNa decide what's pornography who's not yet the the porn that is most popular. Is I find disturbing. Yeah I find it to be very violent and aggressive and not even mirroring. What real sex is live? That's the big problem. I think I don't think I mean. Yeah we debate whether porn should be allowed or not. That seems like a different debate than just. Is it healthy? It's not. It's not good for these young brains to be exposed to this non reality of sex. These like juiced up fucking meat heads pounding some eighty pound year old. Yeah Poucher Office. Eighty pound gail so aggressively. Yeah it's a rough well. Even Peggy said something that I thought was so interesting. That Curls Watch A to of course but said girls mainly watch. It almost is like a playbook like this is how I should act during sex. I should make these sounds. I should do this. Which is yeah yeah? I believe that she's right. That probably a lot of girls. Watch it right but I also think Dr Alex you don't know it turns people on. I think a lot of women. Watch it for stimulation to so. I think it's a little. I guess I always. I always bristle a little bit. When there's some implication that women can't don't do anything on their own accord that it would just be to please? A man feels a little dismissive of like women's agency. I don't even know if it's just a please man. It's it's like this is my role in sex. What it's supposed to look like. This is what I faced. Looks like when you're in that because like I don't think it's about pleasing a guy it's just like well. I guess this is what it's supposed to be. It's the same thing that's happening with the boys of like well. I guess this is what it's supposed to be big dicks lasting a long time and all this other none of that's necessarily true normal or normal at all but I feel girls even just from seeing movies take away. An idea should look like and it. That's not necessarily true right. Never you've never watched pornography right. I know we watched it once in college. Like a bunch of US watched watched Joe. Yeah but I've never watched it seriously now right. You can't imagine it being sexy now. Oh Yeah I have enjoyed it at times but again. It's one of the few anomalies in my kind of addictive personality. Which one is. I can gamble normally doesn't get weird. Yeah and then also pornography of always been able to kind of take it or leave it. Yeah immagination as you said. Oh it's razor-sharp I need very little to go on now when you're masturbating you're fantasizing Do you does the fantasy have to be plausible because for me. It has to be incredibly plausible. Some people like jerk off to like movie stars and stuff. I can't do that or you can. It does not have to be plausible. And it's not even like it's not even like full full like that's why I think. Porn THE WHOLE PLOT. That's happening with porn. I just so. Yeah and it's just take me out. 'cause it's funny and stupid greatest writing but It's more just like flashes of images Mine is M- it's almost hard for me because I it has to be so realistic that I get really bogged down in the details. He applies really fix. Yes I'll like. Oh yeah that girls hot blah Blah Blah and this could happen and then I'm like Oh and then you know then she's GonNa tell a bunch of people and I'm GONNA I'm GonNa lose my life and then I just started I i. It's real rough so then you've got so then I'm like well go through. The greatest hits chair were real. Oh yeah and that's that's nice but I do wish I could just like. See a picture of a gallon really. Imagine the whole thing. But I'm GonNa meet this person. That's a bummer. Shrill complicated. It's all right well. Happy masturbating everybody. Thanks for listening to the program and You know if you masturbate listening to the program. That's fine with us. Oh we're we're pro. Masturbation is very pro masturbation she said so and do you think anyone Masturbate Susana this program though God I hope. So what do we say Dolphin word asparagus. So look if you listen to this episode just POPs Dolphin asparagus. That'll mean that you are in. That was if you've ever had sexual fantasies about adult but he didn't want to admit it just right Dolphin asparagus. And we got to at least fifteen dolphin asparagus and I have to imagine fourteen and a half of those were joking but I like to believe that point. Five of those was sincerely attracted to a man. This show. 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Take the time. You need to replenish your energy. Your Day is nine. Leo Stop and smell the roses. It's always important to go into any situation with a clear mind days attend virgo returning to a place he wants new make up. Your spirits turned to close friends to reflect and recharge. Your Day is an eight libra. A simple act of kindness can lift someone today. Try to be around close friends and families to feel connected your data seven Scorpio. Don't let criticism take control of your day be consistent and you'll he'll become stronger. Your Day is a nine and Sagittarius. Laughing is a great stress reliever. Make sure to surround yourself with those who keep you happy your days attend and those are your Wednesday z. Morning horoscope. I've found straight nate. He's downstairs at starbucks. He wants to know if I wanted anything. We WanNA put in an order for me call nate. This is what you do when you're late to work. You make sure that you take care of the Boston. 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We have holidays on the way it's jingle ball season coming up mind you also if you're planning on doing traveling. I read somewhere. Marr- this morning that today is probably one of the best days to get the best deals on air travel for the end of the year here. Can you come Mont.. GonNa give me Google Earth. What was that look on your face. They're Daniel. There's a million places I want to go out. I think it was yesterday today or today and tomorrow today's the days this week they're saying are the best days to save money on air travel holidays. What did you hear yesterday today. Yes okay yes so what are they saying. Tummy because the Tuesday in general and how far we we are and how far out we are from the holidays that yesterday was the absolute best today second-best okay so so go on find out where you WanNa go when you want to go and get it done today. Try Save some money seriously. That's cool on on it. Excuse Museum here for you. I'm here to care of billy are maternal instinct. Samsonite maternal paternal. I like it. I'm attorney you. WanNa latch onto latch on breastfeed on me uncomfortable. Hey so it's a busy day. I was talking to diamond a moment ago about today. Is You know it's either national cookie day or national don't they. Today is a list national national lobster day all day. Alex allergic so I can't have option when he's around with its World Dream Day and I'm sure there's something very deep deep with that. It's Comic Book Day. It's one hit wonder day. Got Chump Wanda always matter of fact. If you go on iheartradio we have an entire channel final devoted to one hit wonder hits like it's a band or or or an artist one hit and that's all they have and every time the song comes on and whatever it is you go. I wonder what they're doing now. Yeah it's World Pharmacists Day psychotherapy day very important. It's cooking better breakfast. Stay Yeah. What are you eating for breakfast. We should have lobster okay. It's Binge Day which every day has been. It's fitness day. Oh look in this game national tuneup day tuna. What is it in your life. That needs tuning up of course you naturally think of your car yeah but what else needs tuning up. I I can give you a list of a thousand things in my life that needed a serious tuneup. They have one that takes the cake. That's the front runner well. I tell you what if they could if they could drive into the garage and put me on the rack can put me up in the air. Yeah I think I want them to an and I want them to work on my my relaxation. I need to relax more. Oh that's good. It's good one yeah. I need to stop being stressed. I need more vegetables vegetable. What do you need Oh man. I'll take all all of that. I will take being more relaxed eats more vegetables. I'd probably just like to get in shape all right so you need a tune-up. Actual Frog would turn up. Do you need. I need to eat better and exercise more for sure scary. Definitely need to eat that all right. Get a tune-up going all right some things to think about go. Go Reserve your air travel for the holidays today any better. I just had a big fistful of Sh- agree cheerios with sugar all over him. I just bought some nut butter cookie machine all right so far so good. Let's get let's get into the the feel good with producer. Sam Alright produce the same until you hi okay so several people sent me this article and it is super sweet. Did you guys know that there is a school in Kansas. That specializes in inclusion for special needs students. I did not know there should be more know. Why is this a big story. We should have one of those everywhere so incredible so it's Bowler Highschool and focusing focuses on setting them up for success and friendship attention and has classes mixed with other students. Don't face the same obstacles so colby. Davis is one of these students he's a senior policy and it has them in need of a wheelchair and at the homecoming game this Friday. He was crowned homecoming King. It's so sweet. His reaction is incredible. This kid looks like he's flying high tweeted out if you want to see it and he said to be included is beyond words off super sweet stuff hats off to the school for looking beyond the One oh one superficial every day and if you have a story that deserves to be featured email me salmon Elvis Duran dot com subject line feel good. Thank you SAM. You don't think so far so good without our producer nate. We're doing okay uh-huh. It's twenty five minutes into the show and he's still missing. I think he's really getting all of our stuff at starbucks. Take that long. He just wanted to offer me a coffee coffee now. What did you order. I ordered like a Caramel frappe light or something. I don't know he texted me. Goes what did you did. You got to egg whites egg whites. They say they say that's. The best thing to eat at starbucks are so low in points on weight watchers what's up after they spoke to him. I texted him after I said we want three more owners the producers because you people are pigs this stories in the morning show who was talking about audible a few minutes ago. It was producer Sam Anna well. Let me tell you they've got so much stuff on audible. Sometimes it can be overwhelming overwhelming. It's like going to a Greek diner and they have a fifty page menu. Where do they keep all that food decision with cool thing about audibles vast selection is also the the scary thing they're vast selection. So what is it you want to connect with. What is it you WANNA listen to you know they have an incredible audible customer care division waiting for you audible customer care so cool. There's no time limits with them. They're only agenda is to make sure all of us audible members get what we need even when we can't figure it out on her own they will they will kind of interview talk to you and they'll go. You know what let me give you a selection of three things. You should try out an audible. It's really great. It's like having a air eventually. They will help you get to know oh which direction you want to go into and then you're like. Oh okay. It's time for this audible. You know another reason. We love audible audible customer care. Here's what I want you to do. Start Your thirty day trial. Oh you choose one audiobook to audible originals absolutely free you also. I have unlimited access to guided meditation and fitness programs unlimited totally totally free with that to go to audible dot com slash Elvis. That's audible dot com slash. Elvis text us at fifty five one hundred standard data mischief rates may apply ran in the morning show well well well. I chose the wrong career watts because well twice a year. I lose my voice in it. It's been like this since I was a teenager. It's allergies. I think it is allergies. CBS honestly couple of my friends have gone to the doctor thinking that they had colds and coughs and it turned out that no it was allergies. They took a claritin and they were going with every year. I have allergy problems and I lose my voice so yesterday afternoon. I'm supposed to be doing an appearance on Dr Oz show and what they do. They have producers that call you and say okay. Here's we're GONNA talk about. What do you think what are your answers to these questions. Where do you think we should go when she yesterday she calls he says so. You're going to be a taping with Dr Tomorrow. Aw Is this. You'RE GONNA be on tomorrow what before she said well. We're not doing a segment on losing your voice. We're doing a segment about your new book and Learn Jarvis so she said you have postponed so there was like an hour today. I had no voice so crazy. Is it the same our that you're going to be filming today. I don't know we'll find out we'll find out. Daniel knows. This is something you've got to get used to. I lose my voice twice a year. Okay what are you GONNA do. You shouldn't lose on Doctor Oz. Show Dang not at all what happened to that magic in a can throat coat that used to spray down you throw it and all of a sudden your voice was mad. I haven't dated him in a long time I can't I can't throw code calling ohi great. What's going on. My voice is shot to which crazy because you you you've sort of made a career with a shot voice when my gets bad. It's even worse. You know what I've been using. I've been trying. This doctor is honey from hives helping hoping Ramey some Dr Oz hunting mixing. Oh you re love it not just put it on my tongue greg t been making out now who Greg Greg. You don't catch an allergy allergy. Convenience store is always an allergy when us to walk in and see that thing on your neck. Was Your Curling Iron Steph not talk about that that was along the way I'm gonNA stop down heavy birthday Max. Thanks for mentioning. He's like blacks happy. Birthday Com little boy lure him over here with Donut donut to my dog birthday on how you treat today like something you wouldn't normally it depends on what it is but let me daddy approved all right so you just drop some left because I think more in my office go get my honey on okay. Let's get into we got rid of all right. Let's start with the most important story of the day Max's birthday. Max is from from Germany. The next level looks ridiculous. The Rock Defense Aground yesterday ladies Jensen Children of all ages where back the fun. You'RE GONNA the have love. Duarte wonder well whatever L. himself on December thirteenth is when it comes out and it is fantastic. I tweeted it. I instagram good. Did I everything that it's good okay so I saw this headline and I'm like Oh channing tatum scrotum. I gotta go look at this so I went and looked at it if it's a painting of channing tatum scrotum that sold for more than six thousand dollars so I look closely. It's a painting somebody channing his pants on but his shirt is covering everything so I look really closely and I don't see a scrotum but I do know what for six thousand dollars six grand. I need to see scrotum. What you can quote me. Okay there. You go all the body parts I would go to investigate that wouldn't be the ones ding-dong yeah if anything sixty five hundred hundred. I Want ding-dong ends. Quota on say has been just asking for too much. I don't think so has been trying to trademark. Glue Ivy's name for a long time since she was born in two thousand twelve but at that time the name was already being used by a Boston based wedding and Event Planning Company. You can't do that. They had the name I will. They're still trying trying to do it because they're saying that blue. I is a cultural icon objection and that and that they deserve to do that and trademark the name. I'M GONNA go ahead and say. It's probably not going to happen but okay F. on the company that had that name. I can't say that and says sorry more important than you until the end. Oh no I wouldn't fight it. I would ask for lots of money and say you can have the name if you give me millions but like NBA statements you gotTa Slam Company which I wouldn't do. They were there here. I what is it Dr Hunting his own farm farm from his his own. Yeah that is good hunting it from the company -joy enjoy thank you good. Is this my bottle yes so aren. Carter has sold his guns and he says that he's getting treatment not that it's because of family and what his family wants. He doesn't really care what they want. He said he actually because he knows that he's got to do this is according to TMZ he actually caught up with him so and Auguste Jessica Simpson yesterday but she. Let's suppose that a new picture of herself. She said that when she was about to give birth she was up to two hundred and forty eighty pounds. Oh she said she lost one hundred pounds. Since giving birth she feels a lot better and so she posted a picture of herself on instagram ten night. It is going to be crazy crazy on television. There is so many things to watch. I don't even know where to start to start. The two hour season. Premiere of the mass singer is going down tonight Louis Tonight. I used to hate I show I thought it was so Jank. Eighth with the costumes are better this year ninety minutes a season Premiere of survivor. Can you believe is the thirty ninth season of survivor is with us today. Yeah Jeffrey who who is there in Alan here. Why don't we owe and I caught. Maybe we'll have to talk about this later. I caught someone trying to lie to me to get tickets. Caught him breath for why don't we. There's a pop up store. Oh minor family has gone tonight the series from we have stumped down over on ABC South Park crank anchors. It's always sunny in Philadelphia. There are so many season premieres tonight Chicago Med Chicago Fire Chicago. PD everything's happening in Chicago crazy so I don't oh how you're gonNA watch it all but good luck next hour we are going to talk about Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin their wedding date and they have booked a singer for the wedding Do we know this person. I don't know some people might some people might not oh and by the way Elvis. Did you know that Scooter Bronze Wedding Ed Sheeran Sang for his wedding back in two thousand fourteen eighteen. Okay yeah well. He was available not cool but it wasn't as busy. He's cool. He's GonNa come for us. You know I love him nice. That's you know what I got hsushed yesterday. That is the single most it's annoying sound on the planet. I was walking on the street on my phone and I wasn't speaking loudly and stopped waiting for the walk sign and and a woman next to me looked orange shish and I didn't know I didn't have a response. I wanted of course an hour later. I had like fifteen. She was is no longer there. Jew Ish like would you wouldn't you should you and you did not push her into traffic and you're in New New York City right jackhammers horns honking and you're outside outside with twenty million people walking around you and you look at me and say Shush Shush. That was that's weird. How Dare You Shush me. How dare you that's been your response. How Dare You UH-HUH i. I was shushed in a barnes and noble will let Macau's no no no. It's a store. It's not a library. I can understand Dan if they're reading in a library. Push me your store. They have starbucks come on people. They have Dave Legos. This is not a library. You Know No. You're right. You're right you should be. It's not a library the woman's they're reading. I'm like this isn't a lot. You're not you're reading a book that you're supposed to be paying for and your show pushing me. Just you in a barnes always says so crazy. I got shift yesterday as well. My son was getting his haircut at a super cuts and and I was on the phone sitting in the little the little area where you wait and this lady says to me. Could you take that phone. Call outside. The rest of us. Don't really need to hear what you're doing totally understand. Oh Oh I have to agree with that. Show a super cuts. It doesn't matter doesn't matter you know what we do. Sometimes and you may not know it but when you're on the phone you you're louder louder than you think you are. When you me at a super cuts you know I go to. I go to super cuts because I want to enjoy the Zen. which how would I want to join the peace and quiet of the super cuts all over here gave her a look man? If if looks GonNa kill she would have never gotten up out of the seat. I just want to hear the sound of the scissors like I have a question for the three of you who got just though no matter fourth and you can ask a fourth. I still yeah I should nonstop by brody especially when he's in the middle of a story that's an if he's in talking to his interns and holding court and I come in. I shook Shusha thirty as assessor. Soviet will hold onto brody actually use the word so onomatopoeia with that think yeah but scary when he wants to shut you up. It's the most obnoxious thing in the world. You know here's what you you'll be saying. Hey I really don't like how that song sounded on. An scary will say this to you Daniel. What does those tell me about bob. Anyone been a while because I I think the last time you opt opt. I kicked you in the nuts what you ever if you bought me or anyone else. I will kick you out of this room. I don't mean meaning in a harmful way but it sounds so nice yeah. How do you mean to say shish or is it worse to say both awful the baby it's best to let the person finish their idea right. Now I feel like the Shush is the same as when somebody's really heated and you tell them to calm down and relax like in the history of life has has that ever worked. Did you guys shush when you were just telling me to calm down. I could see froggy getting louder froggy. He's loud anyway I do. I got got just on the flight to Santa. Fe to your W I was talking to Engineer Jeff and I was in. Somebody's shift me because you actually told me to tell Jeff something I did and this lady was like Sh- macron airplane are these people next time they sh- you looked at them and go bob but to be honest and I Senate before froggy. You do have a very loud voice. I want you to hear what I'm saying now. has anyone ever given you know no. No no no no no no no no yeah they shake their finger at you know hey jacqueline or Jacquelyn tackling okay so what's what's up Jackson on. I just by a CO worker regularly like to the point where I have had to like. Get up and leave the room because I'm Mike and I just got up and leave and I think he does it because he's older than me and because I like I don't want to think that he's sexist but some some may not want to think that but it's probably truth don't believe he yeah it's gotten into the point load. I'm like if this happens again. I swear to God like it's it's getting there though listen listen to you look shushing you yeah. I'M GONNA help you here. The thing is he's going to do that until you hit a tipping point and then you're going to say stuff that's not as is constructive. You know you you to yourself to remind him that. That room is your room to okay. Shush me now. Tell me what you think well if you are just because so I know my voice projects and I I M T people when I'm like and then they said this and then he's he walked into a room. One time it was just like wasn't understanding the context of the conversation and it was just like and it's like we're doing something stupid. You don't don't let him do I'm one of those things I'm like. You know what one day one day. I know but you know what you don't want to get to that. Day's my point now the and I totally understand and I can't really do that 'cause then I would look unprofessional but but wait but wait he was being unprofessional. I is very true but I I would like to take the high road although their time and so my other coworkers I was like. Did you see that and they're like yeah yeah. You know what you could do. Is You bob him next time he walks in. Jacqueline is sh look at him. Go Bob uh-huh bye bye bye bye bye bye or have you ever had come at you with their hands and go into the UP. We we really are stupid last night. I was told you we're done with you. Have my own house the husband and they were they were kidding. It was my husband and my two boys and they're sitting around talking sports and they don't know anything half the time about what they're talking about so I walked in and give my two cents in my husband's. Now we're done with you. You can go away now Jack Jack Jack. We just got a text from someone who said they were while singing a concert. Look wow I understand singing along but when you start singing louder than the performer on the stage I think there is a point where the impossible it's so loud when the concert going on you can't even hear the person next to you through louder if they're in your ear long long sitting next to Danielle at a concert you can hear. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Panic Jacqueline. I'm sorry that that guy does that to you but you know what that is just as much room as is it is his and you deserve more respected that to say thank you. I appreciate the next understand I think so and just talking about about by by uh-huh Jacqueline. Thanks for listening to us. Day guys you to Youtube. I WANNA start carrying a little spray bottle with me. You know when people are training dogs. They spray. 'em. When people do things to me that I don't like. I just want to spray. 'em. Just you're getting kicked in the face. Good luck with that. I'm GonNa try to let me know how that turns this water. It's not assault with a deadly water possible. I think it is assault because different society would be people spread each other with water bottles. I like cats this just in there putting a new tablecloth on our our buffet table out there. Today is National Lobster Day yeah and I do believe our friends from the authority red lobster coming all yes. Daddy needs a BIB. I don't know I don't eat the fish so I'm hoping the biscuits Cheddar bay biscuits daniels eat the fish any kind of fish Cheddar bay biscuits. You can actually buy that biscuit mix at the store account. I think you can buy the actual biscuits to just pop them. I'm in the of love me some business. I'm pretty sure hello becky yes in a bar. I have been why why you just have in a bar doing your thing. We were actually doing hold on just shot and we were at a party and the people next to us. Apparently we were a little little to out to them and the entire table doing shots okay. I'm starting to see the whole story more from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge Guide. It's the Jonas brothers good having you guys here. It's I'm I'm just really proud of you. Know look at it just like unlike your father or something by part of the family we tell the world elvis you are brought to you by Mercedes. AM G prepared for whatever comes your way in the all new gt four because life is a race visit your local dealership for a test drive today. Elvis Duran in the morning show audible audiobooks audiobook on my mental vacation. I listen and escape to another world. It's like I'm right in the middle of the action whether it's a love story or Zombie apocalypse that's a great thing. 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I know I mean really just them. Lousy House Festival. I heart radio yeah awkward like Wave Shrug of the shoulders and little smirk there. You go that signified that he remembered yeah. Okay leave allow wanted to go there again. What would you do. Oh I do ilegal allow all right so thank you Ellie. Keep our guest to happy massage the voice from why don't we need a massage so they're performing. I in a few minutes and I don't know why don't we merch. I didn't even even yes. She's so cute. She does with a lot of artists that she puts their their T. Shirts on its key here red lobster performing Denver for me the dancing lobsters. We're celebrating National Lobster Day. I love me some lobster. We'll get into that scary. Go Up for a second third. We'll find out hey look. We're talking the other day about hitchhiking because every once in a while in this dangerous country of ours you'll you'll see someone on the road hitchhiking yeah and scary saw hitchhiker for the first time the other day it was like an alien had landed from outer space ask out loud and the guys on the side of the road he and his thumb up and I thought that that hitchhikers existed in movies with with the stick on their back with the knows no. That's that's a Hobo. That's a different thing I know a lot of people hitchhike across the entire country. I was fascinated by this guy's trying to catch a ride with us and then nature's pulled away but also an element of fear in his voice. He was a little terrified he was like there's a hitchhiker hiker. Okay so a lot of people haven't seen hitchhikers before but yes they are and more in rural areas and not as much you know in the city because you can just. I walk in the city but there are people who have hitchhike hitchhiked. I've are the entire span of our continent now so when we were in college my my best friend Melissa who you met at the wedding she and I in her best friend Glenda we were driving a on I seventy five live or whatever in Texas and there's this guy hitchhiking and he was a smoking hot listen. Let's pick him up. I said No. You know there's an element of danger there. You know you don't well. You know I wonder three against one. We'll take care of ourselves so Glenda said come on. Let's see what he's all about so I pull over and I think his name was Charlie. So Charlie got into the car with us and we're like what are you doing. He said I'm on my way down to San Antonio. Okay we'll give you ride to our exit and it ended up. We talked to and we took him to launch. He spent a weekend with us in our apartment apartment. Well Hello yes. Oh yeah no so charlie was like we all hung out with Charlie while we're here this weekend. Stay away from that. We picked him up on a Friday. We'll have to and we put them back on. The road on Sunday did you lease drop walked. Walked away was going in the right direction. He got a weekend with us. We got this crazy story because we each did Charlie separately. Who was I I was? He okay get if my children are listening. We don't pick up hitchhikers. Kelly they could have gone very are we wrong. That could have gone very good. Have everyone's really concerned about hitchhikers. Don't pick up a hitchhiker. Isn't that really what Uber Is. You just call. Someone get me a hitchhiking. You don't don't pay boy. Charlie paid good morning Liz. How you doing hi Good Morning. We're doing really well so you have hitchhiked Mike before now. How far did you go and you hitchhiked not far with ten years ago. I went with my friend. We're on a close country road trip and we Kirkman to the incumbency we went to Nashville actually and then we were kind of drunk and we've we had the taxi number in our phones and we just started walking who ended up picking up some girls right. How far did they drive you ten Knoxville. We'll have a how far like for how long was it. Oh it's probably like thirty minutes. You'll ditch a far distant kids. It was Kinda scary because it was a dirt road road we were on and not a lot of people were on it and they kind of like did a u-turn. Come pick US up. It was something you see in the films. They end up in killing you. Yes yeah yeah yeah I mean now. We look back at it and we're like wow we definitely could have died but take a chance of death but you survived. It was exhilarating donated. I'm again. I'm you're not you're. You're not telling you wanted to Glenn Glenn Hitchhike are you. I mean I'm not I'm not but yeah there. You are living. Thanks for listening fresh that she lived all major Wa. I can't believe all the calls. Were getting everyone's hitchhike. I don't I don't I don't suggest you do hello amy hi so your husband picked up hitchhikers. Oh He's picked up several yes. Do you guys live out in the country. Are you live in the city or how does that work. lived in the country but he worked up and actually Erie Pennsylvania where needs from right yeah legitmate. It seems like the hitchhiking time so so he picks him up in. How far does he drive them. Oh he had to drive him quite a ways into some really sketchy part of Irian was my husband and spread and they said they were really freaked out and they didn't know he was trying to take them somewhere like Muslim or something but they were really scared. I know but you wanna you. WanNa trust that everything's GonNa be okay. You're like Oh look an opportunity to help someone one meet someone choose not to help you. Thank you amy thank you don't i. I'm so weary of every like if someone asks me hey can you add on no. No No. If I saw a hitchhiker today I I wouldn't do it and I wouldn't do it either. What's scary. I feel like Oh we hot. Hitchhikers have a shot at getting a ride like nobody would ever stop from me. Don't go hitchhiking picked inside wears those pants you know you see his crab. I don't even know he's a murderer. Nate doesn't look cooker murder. You see there's a problem. We turn the thing we especially me. I trust people too much. I trust we trusted Charlie and it turned out it was okay. Creighton can with Charlie and didn't catch any diseases. It was five. There was a guy I told the story long time ago I led into my apartment in San Antonio who it was selling magazine subscriptions and he stayed for a while because you hold another book and I bought a actually actually bought a magazines at from never showed up. I always worry too and I wonder if I would somebody you. We see scary movies all the time. Somebody comes running to your door banging on the door. How do you know I don't think so either that happened. I told you in my house in the Bronx. Don't let people in any way I won't call nine one on one for you. They had machetes machete did was in Halloween. That was people fighting with machetes. Stay outside. Hold on right. Stop everything you open your door and let machete people in here on opened the door. They were banging to get in. My mom did not let them in okay. Maybe that was a good idea. I think she made a good call with machetes. Maybe the FA you've always dreamed of has finally arrived introducing new curvy genes from American Eagle. It's not about size. It's about shape designed with more room through the hips and thighs to give girls with curves the best fit possible so you can say goodbye to waistband capping and sizing up. 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You're about to win a trip a five day four night trip for four people uh it's a unique wonderful place. If you call one hundred you win your trip now one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred because this is the free phone tap. Elvis Duran the Elvis durant phone tap all right here. We go to your phone tap. Today's very bizarre taken away Danielle until we got Scott on the phone and he wants to phone tap is mom. Why do you want to get your mom. I'm trying to get it for a while and she's got some good ones on me but I thought it'd be pretty cool. Refund Tavern tell her that they found. Bangalore back in my car drugs in the back of your car yeah and she's GonNa love this. I'm sure all right so you're going to do most of the work in this call. If you need my help I'll come in. Okay good all right. Let's go mom. What's not I gotta use from cut me a break. What's the huge from. No it's just not even funny my buddies out until colleague the movie and we kind of smoking marijuana in the back and we took to his each about in my buddy through a bristle window and now securities come to check my core four kidding me my mom dog. You know that right I had the worst part is curious coming to check my the car and the Spill Bong water thumb water bong order stuff. You smoke marijuana at a guy be shooting Scotty. I I was Tov. Sorry you've done. This is cool I haven't you I never do no Scotty. I never did this. I mean don't you have a freezer something for Greece. WHAT'S ZAC. Do It's not going to do anything so it gets. Get the crap out of the car well. How are we GONNA do that. I'm going to class this class and get this. Call why you gotTa Johnson as well told me out down to Philly Dickerson could take evidence fleas on her the F. D. before they get to your car even both the pipe and the call. I'm not quite sure that got you into this mess with. You probably class well. You know what you're eighteen years Scotty. I I didn't do this. You didn't pay the consequence you broke window and I have no. They took a break from outside campus somewhere. You did this on campus. I'm cameras showing through the brick yeah if you on tape what am I supposed to they now. My son's not on tape. Toma wasn't mood and this is why would show up with a neg- being thrown out and hitting a cop car. This is what I was trying to express to you being eighteen years of nate but then interested he told me you need to get to your car and get the thickest thrown into a dumpster clean. You get your head out of your ASS Jeff. You said you would bail me out. Once you have charges pressed against you a lot of other things and you might be personally throw up campus today my walk into my car right now. Oh God I'm on my car's there. You're Kinda been impounded. It's not their Puerto Right here in the first spot like horse going. I'm going to be losing money here from what I'm heading have. SPF excuse me musician car that was over here. Yes 'cause we had to impound the car. We found marijuana substance Stinson the car It's not mine. Don't say another word telling your parents on the way it your mom on the phone. I talked to her yeah. Hello Mrs Nordland. We're on our way down now. Your son's becoming drug addict being on campus like this child right now. I'm leaving work right now. We'll come down and we're treating him. This is not acceptable behavior and he knows so well then Mrs Nordland you should really meet us at the Empire State building the Empire State Building because you've just been phone tap. Check out of town kid such a dead tiger your father right now a lawyer and everything you said get the only was it a way back. Wednesday phone tap from what what year was that Daniel Hanging. That was your free trip phone tap caller. One hundred is going to win a trip to Orlando five days. Four nights for four people love it. Hey Christina Hi Christina. You just want a trip to Orlando. Yes I know that cool is three people. You want to take with you do five days and four nights in visible in there are many goals. I have never been there. You don't you don't know how bad we need this all right so tell me. Christina tell me why. Are you guys in need of a trip right now. You know people who are times you know on and it's been a rough. It's been a rough your house with not going into the personal information We probably have been on a trip in fifteen years. Wow Wow will now. You're GONNA trip home. I thank you so much. You're so welcome thanks to a friends at visit Orlando and visit Orlando Dot Com. They're gonNA hook you up a lot of fun stuff to do. They're taking care of getting your. They're in a great place to stay. You and it's going to be amazing and you know what I could not imagine this turning up better than it did. Christine congratulations. Oh my God thank you so much taking the scary because I I'm an uber driver and your home. months ago gave you a good tip. Perry. You Hook me up. That makes we'll Christina. It's a pleasure meeting. You congratulations enjoy your trip. Okay okay. Thank you so much. Thank you for entertaining because you guys really keep going especially to five. AM So thank ooh well well. Thank you hold on a second look. That's awesome. What a great winter. If you want to win a trip to Orlando thanks to visit Orlando Dot Com. You'RE GONNA win it tomorrow. Just like like Christina did today with the free trip phone. That's awesome. Hey so I gotta tell you. When why don't we visit us? The whole place is kind of lights up. Did all all sorts of creatures are downstairs waiting to meet them. The good creatures kind of some questionable creatures some questionable. Why don't we we're we're GONNA talk but also there's a big. Why don't we pop up going on in New York City. We're GONNA talk to them about that and I know that we're gonNA play their single but they WANNA sing song for us. Please wells go with a song. We have no idea what you're saying. It's a surprise please welcome totally live. Why don't we welcome to the show. Show come back back this is this is what we would have saying at your wedding because it's literally elvis seeing to. Alex really really know you'll see you'll see okay only uh lame it is a a bird and I go offer a uh-huh man to my dake. Ma Sir UH Hey good that was unreal. Yeah that was cool and no one knows knows. Everyone asks me. Are you a fan of Elvis. Presley is the only song from Elvis Presley that I love it and you nail. That was unreal. Thank you guys so much coincidence. Please welcome live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge. Why don't we just don't really I mean I don't even know what year that song came out before for. I was born a man all we wrote it. No seriously a lot of people think that music began the day they I started listening to music. People forget that music spin around and in our fan. We're fans of people just like why don't we who've been inspired by artists who've been around for for years to hear. You guys nail that song like that. It's pretty amazing that means a lot to because we got told we were going to form last night and we've had it together and and it's six of us last night that together. Oh yeah together please. You guys are unbelievable unbelievable unbelievable. We'll thank you thank you. That's a that's a gift and I appreciate by the way that came out in one thousand nine hundred sixty. One manager was alive then after it's GonNa be a meeting after the show so what we're talking about things. Let's talk about fans. Shall we shall so gone. Yes tell the guys would happen. I found someone lying to me about six people dead grandma's to try and get into your pop up shops so this girl sent me a DM and she she was like please. I'll do anything my best friend's. Grandma just died and she's been sick also yes. I'm like oh my gosh this poor girl so I went to her page see what was going on caught modern ally because this. I'm not going to say what are and what does it say on her page. I will do anything and I mean anything for tickets. Please help me. I'm going to New York alone. I'm going to this pop up shop no matter. What does anyone have plus one. Please me helped me find something listen. I was like you know. I don't miss a minute calm down. I know you don't WanNa know what the truth is and you can't handle the truth. There are people lying to get into see you remember. I'm sorry what was that so why don't wait so why don't we just do a pop up store in New York well. It's not that simple. You have people driving in across the country just just to be a part of your engagement with you guys. Does that make you feel still. It's still a big thing for you. It's really crazy. Was it our second show ever that we did in New York. Yeah I think we played thirty people yeah and so every time we come back here. I mean it was literally our second choice basement or two and a half years ago maybe or something. I don't know it's just always crazy coming back and seeing like that now it's just different and I remember those days. Oh Yeah Oh oh yeah forget. A minute is he. GonNa be the difference between a why don't we show in the basement of Webster Hall with Thirty People Versus a stadium or whatever you can actually see people in those smaller venue and they see your eyeballs your eyeballs eyeballs this nice about pop up shops yeah last night we did the first one was so intimate and just like you know maybe one hundred people in DC last night and yeah we do like a little acoustic. I accept it brings it back to those old old days. Can you just walk into your pop up. Shop and take whatever you want. I got off the stealing the socks it's subtle enough. You're not like Oh yeah you can still ARACA. Tell everyone what to expect from the pop up shop. I mean suck saw talk until they took. What's what's left. which talk show well? There's actually a lot of really really cool stuff on the shelves. We have what is it like. Five five or six different like designs. There's Eh a really really cool crop long-sleeved shirt. There's like a crew neck sweater. They hand so t shirts box fanny packs and it's our first time doing like a pop up shop or anything anything like that and so like for this for us. This is like a new and cool experience well so we really went in and there's like there's like surfboards and there's a photo booth. That's my favorite activity stuff. You can thank you walk in and you're like in the whole wide cool so when you guys show up that I can can extra bonus but you're not working. You're not like the cashiers and couldn't wait. Do I have to ask the question. Don't get mad so you have surfboards. Okay Lord you guys which one of you surfs Jack. Jack is actually good. Oh you are yeah yeah yeah okay so when we when we went to Hawaii mean hinges. It sounds so real. I've gone a couple of times place hard to get to my problem with the Thought of Surfing's the thought of being eaten by a shark surf away from more toilets than shark. Okay can we now. It's hard to hold on hold on while Surfing Day because days ah. Did you ever take a drink out of a day. It's really fun now. I've Lake attack by day. We are going to get a hold on you. Open it up so tell me now. Why is it more people die from toilets than from sharks fans right? I think I have the in fact he knows. I'll tell you I went. I went to wiki answers. It's gotta be accurate. Okay okay ready over forty thousand toilet related injuries occur in the US every year and I will tell you Elvis Presley died while on the toilet full circle. This is why this is why I if I'm if I'm not feeling well if I'm not feeling well. I don't sit on a toilet because I don't want to be the second Elvis to die on a little messed up. I'll like quality floor. Yeah maybe it's because it's so slippery slope and what not attacking you. The Shark is attacking so you could attack if you slip on that. Could maybe get things stuck in the toy back to certify who knows maybe fires off. Don't trust the days I gotta be honest. Look I gotta play play. What am I. I'll give me the information on the pop up. Have I have what time where how win tonight I'm pretty sure it's open like basically all day. It's like noon to ten or something like that. Most of the day we're picking people fool just some buyers throughout the day we're doing an acoustic performance later in the night and so we're just picking some people throughout the day who get some items and and we'll do a little intimate intimate thing right but is open to the public to come like shop and you'll probably see us if you're if you're hanging around. I mean we will be wearing disguises but they might recognize this by the way I was going to be honest after we're done. I'm not going to the toilet totally trust urinals. They're open trust with where is where is the. Why don't we pop up. Do you have the address. Maybe we need to know that I have I would tell you but I lost my phone corporate corporate okay so you can go to come on come on. It looks like it's at five fifty West Twenty Ninth Street. Okay that is the address. Is that confirmed a one five fifty. West Twenty Ninth Street is yes. It's the why don't don't we pop up there. We'll be there and the armor. Don't come looking for socks doggone She was standing sad fuck. You said hey where you been looking for. You awful live she all to me before I have to leave one day. We could be maybe more than two. LASSOS just passing by new hours. I lived in Stein's your she said an unknow you word have you seen is turning to Christ Jesus. It's red. I just won't my cinema. Komo Nick Roman jagged being quick and if you put your hand briefing surfing in the Sun Bowl Fun Day maybe caboodle ring on your finger before it said in July I know you would eh seed new kids spree Blah Blah Blah to me. Have you seen us. SAY A to Susan Rice gas right through the night swisher. Try to some time to on your supply avenue is Sir uh-huh lifelock with Norton is as the identity theft protection and device security. You need against cyber. Threats join now for a limited time. Get thirty percent off your first year. GO TO LIFELOCK DOT COM use Promo Komo Code Elvis. That's thirty percents offer expires October six. Go home in the audit by put my toe on your ankle the table the big little psychopathic is what I am. Here's your contract they do in the morning show to we were talking to why don't we about forty thousand people a year dying in toilet related related injuries and deaths and so we hear from Loren Loren. I'm okay. Gabe your story. I I heard rumor. It's IT'S A. It's an interesting story about a very dangerous toilet what happened so my sister was actually really hold on and she was doing for her to get ready for work and all of a sudden the toilet started shooting out like a geyser and suit on freaking out and she called my dad won't promote his bathroom at our toilet and our bosses are still the well it was out that the borough was leading the line to try and get out of it and that's what happened with the toilet. Don't actually explode no yeah you're sitting on. It would have been show. What did I don't go in there. They're all right so there are toilets exploding. If you don't have a properly burp line sounds so scary very all right well. No one was hurt right. We're all good right wrong a little flooded. Thank you Lord Toilets Man. I flooded my house by breaking breaking my toilet. How did you break your toilet. You know the ball inside the toilet so I snapped it and so the toilet kept running and running and running and the water was coming. I didn't realize that there's a little knob on the wall came over the toilet flooded win through to the kitchen. It was and my husband was in. La At the time I ran out in the middle of the street and I go ahead so that somebody came and helped me and my dad dad came and helped me fix all the damage out of place backup. I'm you ran out into your street and scream to the neighbors hell. I didn't know what to I do. I was panicking and I didn't know what to do. There's no one to help me run out to help. It's horrible yeah. Thank you for helping me out with the neighborhood crazy. Lady Danielle was go around the room. We'll start with Gandhi Gandhi. What's up with you today. I don't know if you can see this little thing. I have saw describing to you. It is a fanny pack. That's insulated for Cheddar biscuits from red lobsters like people more. I I saw another one out there and I'm GonNa go take it and this is not going to be worn ironically. I love those things I'm GonNa. Keep food warm plus. I have an issue with taking taking food on public transport but now I can put it in my little fanny pack and it'll be okay our friend from let red lobster. She says you know if you want to keep your biscuits warm. You put them in your fanny packs. That's one of those is mind you may you may have mine. I have a question regarding Saturday biscuit. Yes go ahead because we have here. I do as well how many too many to eat once twenty okay. I got to thank you. Today is National Lobster Day. Our friends at red lobster brought us all sorts of stuff these lobster rolls or you know what I love about the lobster rolls. There's lobster but the buttery role is my favorite part. I red lobsters offering guests a one and one oh wow a quarter pound lobster one and a quarter pound lobster for just nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine while supplies last. That's that's unbelievable today of course national lobster day you got to celebrate with our friends at Red lobster. They brought us the language Dino Pizza which is full of frustation meet. The petite lobster shrimp roll the day by the endless shrimp for fifteen ninety nine so I think they actually brought this in from deer Park Long Island right yeah. That's the new store yeah wow it and tomorrow's national key lime pie so they're already celebrating today. Just go on and get some key lime pie. It Red Lobster. Thank you so much red lobster for coming in those beautiful. We've never had them in for breakfast before so good anyway so Do you know red lobster. Here's my question. They have the endless shrimp days. How do they stay in business because I every shrimp I could see right shrimp sized. I've heard stories about people who like save up their appetite for the whole week and then just come in and and smash. I got it yeah. That was a long around the room Gandhi. Let's go to producers saying what's up producer Sam. I'm going to need your help guys soon. I just talking about this yesterday and moving in with the partners real fun in the beginning but it is tough to get used to this challenge. I am too neat to exist. I with someone like him. I came home over the weekend and there was a don't make any dirty jokes tissue on the side of the bed. He had a cold and there was male. Shut up froggy. There was a male out on the counter that was like all ripped open. He had friends over and they had peed on this seat that I looked at him. I'm like you're the best boyfriend in the world but there's a difference between being a boyfriend roommate. You gotTa work on that. It's all handle it. I'M NOT GONNA handle it. I'm not angry very often. How can I tell you why you need a dog or cat. Why because you can yell at your boyfriend through the animal you can say hey fluffy. I was daddy's friends. Wouldn't pee all over the toilets that way you're getting you're. You're using the cat as a conduit. I have house plants. Will that work. Yes talk to the plants perfect high planty on your daddy left a tissue. What's going on so if you follow me on instagram you know that last night we started listening to Christmas music in my house because my fellow I know my fourteen year old son says it relaxes him while all doing homework listening to Christmas music so he had it on in the background and I kept saying you know it's not Halloween yet and he's like I know but I really like it and after a while I was like you know what I'm GonNa get out my Justin Bieber Christmas album Christmas album. I'm ready to go justin. Bieber is still your favorite funny as a close a second though if Christmas music calms him down do it fabulous what's up scary. I'm all for people pampering their pets but yesterday today I saw a woman walking. Her pomeranian puppy and the dog was wearing a full length bubble jacket. I mean the old like eleven o'clock in choosing the dog on the leash fully bubble jacket. Nah Not so much gone is giving this thinker. I don't think dogs like clothing zone. People dress their dogs up too much on my God. Don't do that if it's really cold. They need it but they don't care. If it's a bubble jacket. It was eighty degrees yesterday. She was dressing the dog for her matching bubble jacket Daniel Gandhi. Thank you for hosting this livestream thing. We're doing Monday but I can't wait. It's it's with our friends at Premier collectibles DOT com. I'm a I'm signing copies of my new book. It's Monday morning ten thirty East Coast Time Ten o'clock Eastern. You're ten thirty which one ten thirty nine thirty ten thirty Monday morning East Coast time we'll be sending you guys are hosting while I'm mm signing. Can we do Tequila shots while we're doing. I don't know Danielle and Gandhi are hosting. I'll be in the background just signing yeah these books check it out on our youtube and facebook channels. Elvis Duran show. It'll be ask him anything. You want to ask me any. I can't wait for that. 'cause I'm hosting with you in Miami. Miami and I get to ask you all the questions. I can't wait okay so we'll start with our premier. COLLECTIBLES DOT COM Daniel and Gandhi livestream hosted show ten thirty Monday morning. Yes East Coast time Monday morning and we'll we'll play around of. Ask Me anything well. It was signing books but that doesn't mean you'll answer anything and ask me exactly lots of questions all right. Let's get to sound with Garrett Hi Gary Good Morning. What are you going on today all right. I'm excited for your book by the White Canton. It's on preorder Amazon. We'll be there on my doorstep before you know it not yet. I've heard bits and pieces all right. Let's talk about Sunday night Sunday. football in Dallas so Dak Prescott is the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. They were playing the dolphins. I think we know who won that game but Dak Prescott was miked up right and he was talking talking to his teammates and he was also very excited that Wendy's has their spicy chicken nuggets back. This was during a huddle or something yeah yes back to sound alert in the back of my okay. Wait a minute. Do you think they slipped him some cash. Oh the Johnson yes. I don't know everybody loves spicy. Nuggets all right. Renee Zellweger is playing Judy Garland in the Judy Garland bio-pic that comes out on Friday call Cutie and she teamed up with Sam Sniff to do get happy doubles gaumont. Get happy you better J. Sally again away lawyer Louis. Oh come on get before the death. I can't wait to see renee. Zellweger is unbelievable. Achievable is Judy garland she. She didn't try to imitate judy. She used her own voice on purpose. They didn't think it would be proper to try to imitate all right so I'm sorry you wish me. Is You firstly judy collins singing. I'm sorry she's a gay but we just talked about she. Relax all right now. Go to the other extreme of music. Lindsay Lohan finally released her song xanax not on streaming services not on radio only on instagram all right now imagine playing with technology for the first time like a digital camera and then you delete a photo and you don't know where it went like this for this little girl playing with their dad's camera happened crystal your pick doing away all right. HOTELS DOT COM teaming up with a new sponsor poo. Pourri he remember Subarea toilet before you go and this is the commercial that they're they're doing a great idea. Looks like this couple book their first trip together on hotels DOT COM which means they're going to smell a side of each other. They've yet to experience. Let's go live to the scene. ooh. She's going for Stink Silencer abode move back to so you captain obvious. Make your pool less obvious when you take your first trip together visit hotels dot com slash. I who with Boo to learn more to do I love it. I use the same think technique to it works the sync technique where you in the sink no ready to go into the bathroom. You turn on the sink and it distracts from anything else. You're doing in the bathroom but the smell is still this. The smell is still there but the sound is gone okay. Oh my God what sound to that thank you. You'RE GONNA America. You're noisy American. Thank you so much got it. That's Garret into the three things you need to know. Gandhi what's going on all right a formal impeachment inquiry of president trump now being launched by the House Nancy Pelosi. He made the announcement yesterday saying nobody is above the law and the president must be held accountable. Amazon is going to be introducing some new products today at a press event in Seattle they are expected expect to show off the Amazon Echo and some other items they think about seventy five new products will be unveiled and finally if you're a Vegan and you like Disney good news news for you because they're going to start offering meat free and plant plant based products that all of their restaurants starting in Orlando Yup at the beginning of October so good news for you guys is rolling out in southern California later in spring which is crazy to me because I thought it would roll out in southern California. I one would would land of the vegans thank you. His name is is the morning show ever lay in bed exhausted after a busy day but you can't fall asleep well that recently happened to me so I tried new drug freeze equal pure Z's Melatonin Gumy's to help me fall all sleep naturally and let me tell you I will totally refreshed and ready for this show. You gotta try them. I know have told you the story about the Barbie Hsu I eight when I was a kid and then you found it an x ray or something right. No it was a colonic now Barbie. She was really well made. It lasted tested a long time. okay seriously when you were a kid or maybe later in life. Did you ever eat anything that you weren't supposed to eat and then you had to find later not that I remember I had to go to the doctor wants because there's this little Indian snack and it has these tiny little balls of like sugar sugar and I wanted them so I stuffed them in my ears and nose and I got lost on that. Take me to the doctor to get them out lost. Do they find them. They got him out. See that's the thing we have a lot of people who listen who I work in the emergency room and you know they have to extract all sorts of things from all sorts of different orifices. So how how did you find the milk doubt in your underwear is my first question. The milk dud underwear was a whole different thing. That was a milk dud. It was scary so when I was a kid I ate a rubber eraser. That looked like a cheese burger king add those nice cone and the other ones. They look so real. It's real food food obsession starting. Did it come out eventually bright. Yes so a few lego heads now with Lego heads you can pop them on and off. This lego head that I wanted to switch heads on wouldn't come off so I did. What any reasonable do your teeth so once you use your teeth. There's there's no controlling it once. It pops off. I swallowed it. Is You think I've learned my lesson because a few days later I did the same thing so for a week I was shifting through stuff defined go heads. Some of these things look tasty yellow. Why not people are texting in a cigarette never ever came out my mom's wedding. Ring is a child unfortunately so brody a penny yeah. The sad part was it came out tales. It is literally getting to that later as an adult. I have swallowed a couple of my teeth diamonds. How many do you know when you first had the diamonds implanted on your teeth. You got a lot of grief from some of our listeners did and then it went away but they just dislodge and you swallow them. Exactly the moment I lost one of them. I bit into a piece of Broccoli and I was like Oh that was kind of tough gone tiny enough or I guess it. Just kinda comes out and expense. It just comes up so it depends where you go to get them but this one that I had a here is the one hundred Bucks Broccoli to be wealthy yeah right. I actually sent a message to the person who put it in and I was like listen. This was only here for like two weeks. I want it back. He's not responding tax. When I was younger. I put a marble Arbel at Buenos because I thought I could. I could hold the other nostril and shoot it across the room. It got stuck. It had to be removed by Dr. I don't know so I think we learn our lesson. At an early age. We don't mind was the Barbie Hsu right yeah and it came out after all things up your orifice. The body is an interesting thing because I know I had a cat and I think I've told you this before. I had a cat who eight tenths off the Christmas tree so she kitty still had the pencil coming coming out of her mouth yeah for like a day but then the rest of it came out of her rear end flaw so you're. GonNa see floss my cat and I didn't know should I just cut it and pull it. Can you pull it out you pull from. I don't know I'm afraid to get it got wrapped around some oriented or something I would pull from the bottom because once it's in your but you don't WanNA coming out mouth. Get back to you on the zoo patty. How are you hi. It's one of those conversations versions conversations. You won't end up TV sorry Patty. Where does your brother eight. Paintball didn't beat a paintball. I mean those are there's a big wild with you but did it explode in stomach. No he was really sick after learns and we have a call control about it and they said that he would be fine poop green for a couple of days I don't know disgust. Take all right well. Thank you for listening anyway. I don't know what I saw Barbie and it reminded me of the Barbie Hsu people say. Where do you come up with these stupid things to talk about. It's just you she something like. Oh right. WHO's fifteen minutes about swallowing things or Barbie Shins more interesting than swallowing. T- sometimes there was this whole list of interesting things people have gotten lodged up there not an attempt to keep her like we were talking about just in general one person tried to get the thing out of their booty with tongs and then got the tongs stuck to Yano look at the X. Ray all it office. What is the thing that was originally up there yes. I don't know if I can say okay if you if you question who you talking to Jeff. We're doing a show over here. There's the Corner Yeah Jeff. What's up. Hello Larry Larry as a teacher your students. I'm sure they swallow stuff all the time. What was the latest. It was an air pod. It'd be self so wait like the little piece you put in your ear. Okay thing is I'm swallow it. His students third research make sure it wouldn't hurt him or kill him and decided either you. Can you still hear it down the topic here cheering playing in his stomach all right. Thank thank you Larry and thanks for being a cool teacher. We need more of you. We appreciate it very much. Moving on we call the network time killers. Can you believe it's the thirty ninth Susan the Thirty Ninth Season of survivor thirty radio. There's Jeff Probe Tied Jeff. Good Morning Guys I. I you know what I gotTa. Be Honest with you. At any point. During these thirty nine thirty eight seasons don't already had you left that show. It wouldn't have been the same so they really owe you you a lot of money to stay to stay longer. I love starting my Davis Way. This is Awesome Jeff. PROBST getting ready for the thirty Ninth Season of survivor I lands of the idols and it's a totally different twist. We'll get into that in a second but jeff wait use. What did you swallow. I was you know I was listening to you guys. Even even though I grew up in Wichita Kansas you'd think would have a memory. I don't have a memory of anything I only remember the first time I ate an entire pack of gum mm and chewed and swallowed it and I remember just a wad of it coming out. Remember looking down at going the go oh my just miracle the miracle of digestion. Let's make it official talk about surviving Jeff probst hosting the thirty nine season of survivor islands of the idols premiering tonight night on CBS gold while never gets old. I let me tell you something the twists you did. This season. I think is very unique unique. You explain what you guys are doing. Yeah we'll as you said. We've been on for quite a while. This is our twentieth year and so you keep trying to find ways to to explore different things so we brought back to. If you're a survivor fan they're very big names this Guy Boston rob and Sandra and the idea they would live on this island and serve sort of as gods as mentors to a group of new players and and one of the first things we did is we built these thirty foot busts of their heads. They're fantastic so they live on this island by themselves where they're having to make their own shelter and walk the walk doc so that they can talk the talk and when a player arrives to this deserted island they see. Kinda like survivors. Mount Rushmore these two massive heads of Robin Sandra Sandra. That's kind of what starts and then what happens out there are you're taught something about how survivor works by two experienced winters and then you get a chance to test what you've learned so it's a survivor boot camp but the key in that is players remembering. It's survivor so there's always there's always a risk with it. Wow Boston rob. He's he's there. A lot isn't it. I mean I see him hanging out a lot yeah. He's he's. This is his fifth time. I think coming back and it's funny because I I always I'm even like now on. I'm saying if you watch survivor because if you don't watch survivor a you don't care and be you don't know who these people lar- but if you're a fan there's another debate which is they played too many times. Bring them back more and that was part of it. This time is rob and Sandra basically said they didn't want to play anymore and so we called and said what if we made you gods what if you were like. Song God he's in yes and I'm telling you when you see the size of these heads when we when we put put him on a boat and drove them to the island Robin Andrew and said we want to show you the place you're going to be living. Their minds were blown. It is the biggest ego trip you can get that big. I mean okay hold on a second to to get back to a point. You made earlier about how a lot of people like to see some of the survivor. Winners and players come back on. Is it true I don't need. I don't mean to move over to season forty but is it the truth that you're going to do an all winter season because I know you didn't want to do that but like river is the real at no Jeff filming it. I know well. That's what that's what I've heard I haven't had it. You don't be that way another thing that I believe we. We need to point out and I'm sure you will agree in all thirty eight now into the thirty ninth season of survivor. Another star of the show is always where you are because you take us to these different places on on earth and we google. We find out more about a part of earth. We never probably would have thought about right through survivor where you guys taking us on season thirty nine well well. You know we're in Fiji again. We made a long term agreement with their government sort of like hand in hand in terms of promotion of of the country and the different islands in exchange for a consistent home because in the twenty years that we've been doing survivor it went our our world went from a place where we could find groups of deserted islands with enough room for us fairly easily and we did for like fifteen years we went ah different continents in different places and then population political unrest the weather changing weather has been significant the value of the dollar and how expensive places become suddenly our choices are much more limited. There just are not the same kinds of islands that don't have anybody on them. I never all these years how the world has evolved so therefore you had to evolve as well now. What are the things are different now a- As far as contestants and how they play the game or locations that you're noticing in your job wow that's a big difference than when we first started yeah well. I remember being in in a field standing next to this Guy Richard Hatch as he said whispered to somebody or loud enough for me to hear we should vote together and that was this at that time it was crazy idea that two people would conspire to do the same thing together in a way to get power and that was the birth of the game element and over twenty years now survivor. I liken it to poker. It's like we watched people. Learn a new game called poker and what do you do what cards and there's variations but in a nutshell you have to have a better hand than the other person and then you've watched it just get more and more complicated hid in this season for instance. We actually do a theme where we're going to have to experts teach you different aspects of the game. That's how much of a game there is that. There's somebody that can be an expert at it. Not What I've noticed and that's why we've we've kind of shifted are casting to go more toward people who do know the show because they're better players. Wow well speaking people who know the show that I think we've been trying to get Andrew on the show for three years and you always always seem like you andrew boycotting you. You're not allowed on our show. Don't win will love you forever. We love you long now. Now Andrew Jeff is here. Is there anything you want to say to jeff the man who anything to help you get on the show for the love cheese. You know the show show back in front just applied again so I mean it's in your inbox. Here's here's the deal it's the same thing I know. Oh you know the show and clearly we liked you've got you've gotten far in the process but it is a combination of two things is it. Is it coming through true. Is that three dimensional personality that your co workers your friends. Your family would say oh I get it. I get it does that. Come through when we meet you because because we only have a certain amount of time to say. Are we going to invest one of our twenty spots. You know figure if the shows a twenty million dollar budget just roughly speaking. Are we going to invest a million dollars worth of our budget in this guy. I have my assistant. I've invested that much but I'll tell oh you're not even though he comes across as a mild mannered one guy he's a bitch Andrew in the perfect mix perfect in the mix this cutthroat and he's hilarious thanks Andrew just keep applying and if you get if you get discouraged I get it but we've had people apply thirteen and fourteen times and I can tell you from my experience that they do get better at understanding. It's not that you're putting on a show. You can't do that. I mean we see through that. It's just you know what I'm saying. There's times when you feel like you guys got me. That's me that's the essence of me. Even have a part is is it right for the season. I've got an idea he does a really great Schon Mendez in person. What what what what what is Andrew came on as Shawn Mendez? What would that be like. psycological feed problem like he thinks he sean Sean say on the island. Hey Jeff. I'm really excited. Did you hear my new single if I had you interesting interesting. Maybe maybe not that anyway okay so well you know every time you're on every season you come on to talk about the new season you know we're. GonNa Beg you to the Andrew on the show and have it all right Canadians on the show now Canadians before me how this under you gotta just keep showing us who you are man and don't stop well good all right. I've question for you. Ask me anything when you are. This really goes for all of you guys on air but when when you are doing an interview like this or anything you're the need for you to continue to be ahead. Two or three or four questions is is so cool to listen to 'cause. There's never a moment of silence so how often often in your head are you actually listening to the answer. And how often are you just looking ahead. Give the want for your audience to have just a little just glean a little insight into what's going on in your brain while you're you're going on trying to conduct an interview. I'm sorry did you say something you the you know what it is. I gotTa Tell You because what Jeff what you do have been doing for so long is so interesting we could. We could talk to you you for hours because I'm serious. I find it so fascinating. What you do you do and maybe you're tired of it or maybe you're not or something new and different everytime. I what you do for a living to me is just mind blowing like I wanNA talk to you about the human condition. I'm going to talk to you about how the people have changed age. What's the meanest you've ever seen so become as a contestant in were you frightened if we ever frightened while you're on these islands were you ever frightened not only by the environment but by the people and what they're capable of doing to win a contest we will be a machine gun hours. You know what fascinates me when you're doing the challenges and you seem to come up with all these things to say to keep the challenges interesting and they're standing there for hours sometimes in and you're like in she's dropping. Oh here comes this and I'm like how the hell does. He keep yes work drugs yeah. No I love my job but I just I just appreciate how hard it is to do. The show you guys are doing that. You can never dropped the ball who actually to be honest with you when we dropped the ball actually the funds to show due to sitting here like what the hell do now. I will say one thing before you leave. This is one of the contestants from Long Island. She's coming from the classroom to the beach in Fiji Tommy Sheehan. Is it he or she sorry a he it he he's a he tommy she and he's from Floral Park belrose school district a Long Island and we love our teachers so much and so give Tommy Mommy the respect Tommy deserves. Comedy is a super likable. People are GonNa love him. What does he does. He wins in a brutal in the question. We're not going to get an answer to look Jeff. We could go on on and on and on and we love you and you always have at our table even if you do a screw over. Andrew every season thirty nine season survivor island of the idols titles premieres tonight on CBS this. What makes you think we love you by seriously. What a cool gig ideas for Andrew. We're going to do this. I'm GONNA help you. One can hope you some facial reconstruction or something chain. No Change Your name. Be someone else all right. I'm it. Maybe like a tick of some sort to make people uncomfortable. You need a tick. Let's get into the Danielle Report Danielle. What's going on Aaron. Carter says he is no longer a gun owner. He has sold all of his firearms. He was talking to TMZ about he's. He's also getting help. He's it has nothing to do with what his family wanted has to do with he knows is right for him. So that is what he is doing. The America's got talent finale came in third place in the ratings ten point. Two million people checks it out Sunday night. Football actually won the week with eighteen point six million people watching that and did you hear this. Apparently another man has confessed to the killing at the heart part of the net flicks. Docu series making a murder someone we know or some other go doesn't sound legitimate coming from this person but they they have to investigate it to see if it is indeed the case. He's a murderer which they're not to tell. You know it's crazy. It's crazy to see w was doing an Arrow spin off about Oliver. Queen's Queen's daughter and did you know that Bruce springsteen works out at a New Jersey Jim. That costs nine ninety nine a month so bargain. It's ladies are just like I just celebrities are just like us. He's a member. He pays nine nine. I don't know if he shows up the the two hours second season premiere of the mass singers tonight. You've got American horror story survivor like we just learned. Modern family is on there so many things on television tonight. I don't know how you can possibly watch them all but good luck. Buddy Kelly Clarkson loves them because she's now officially a godparent on Norwegian encore our friends from Norwegian in crews on here. We gotta talk to them about encore and other things going on plus you know when they show up. We always give away a cruise absolutely so hang on Diana's Guy Halsey. It's up in the morning show. Elvis Duran and the morning show. I don't know if you caught it the the other day actually the first week. Kelly Clarkson was doing her new show on NBC yeah and she comes out with our friend. Andy Stewart the president and CEO of Norwegian Legion cruise line and he asks her to please consider being the new godparent for our new Norwegian cruise line encore and she said yes of course how could you say no lookout handsome. Andy as you can't say I would say no I was. I was terrified that thankfully she said yes. She has a tough act to follow that he's got to follow you guys. I know is she. She'll fail miserably. I gotTa Tell You I was supposed to be with Andy. I brought my rib couldn't go. We'll sort of excuses that yeah you handle it beautifully. You missed you. We definitely missed you but it was. You're right there. You have to take all the credit I always it was your idea brilliant idea and she said yes and we can't wait to for you and her to be on the stage as we christened Norwegian uncle. I'm glad you're here. Andy because there's something you know with all the positives that come with the incredible credible line of options cruises with Norwegian there are some things that need work and I noticed that while we were on our ship bliss there are so many bottles and I know you said you wanted to do everything you could possibly do to just eliminate eliminate any sort of trash and things that just it don't help the environment and you listen to me once again. My idea is Z. He basically okay with that said what what is Norwegian doing that is so far out and beyond any other cruise line out there. Tell him tell me what you're doing so listen. We're we're on a journey as a as a company we're on a journey and we sat out on this journey to to really focus on the environment and one of one one of our goals is to eliminate all single use plastics across the entire ship goods. We started last year withdraws plastic straws all gone across the entire company and then we've gone through every other single use plastic on the ship and we focused on the the biggest impact the one to start with and that's plastic water bottles because when you're on the ship I mean you're constantly drinking water. You need you need your bottles of water and so we've we we really look to how to do it. It's not easy to 'cause you're right. Everyone is drinking out of plastic bottle of water and so we went on a search to find a partner who could deliver an experience for all guests that works for them plus an experience that changes the environmental impact almost completely and we found a company co just good to produce a protocol just water and we as of January the first twenty twenty will eliminate all plastic bottles across our entire fleet. Norwegian encore will be the very first ship comes out without a single plastic bottle on board and the impact this will eliminate six million plastic bottles a year across the entire fleet. That's awesome because you know I. It's so bad out there. In the ocean the other day I went to buy fish from my fishmonger fishmonger and I said I'm like a plastic bag with that. He said no problem. There's already one inside a eighty so sad. Okay say some of those things but what you are doing is. It's remarkable because you know what I don't think you should be quiet about it at all. You need to stand up and say this. This is what we're doing. These are who were partnering. These people were partnering with make an example. I agree I agree introduces to Ira Laufer so IRA is the the CEO of just goods and they are the the really accompany who've really focused on on changing the world quite frankly so IRA. CEO and we're proud got to be partners and we're proud to have just on the ship so IRA. Tell us a little bit about the product yeah. Thanks guys great to be here. What one super excited to the excited launched. This amazing initiative and partner was a time as a company so you know just as a very unique company we started about five years ago and the purpose it's of doing good doing things differently with the initiative to create everyday products or social environmental impact and the first thing we've looked at was single use bottles of water as we were founded by Jaden Smith Wilson He will surfing in the ocean when he was eleven. He's twenty one years old now and his bunch of plastic trash floating in the ocean and unlike commanded just say. Oh this is terrible. He actually had to do something about it and the family supported the initiative of eleven years old kid who was really passionate about the environment and Sustainability Sustainability Entire Story and formed a company called just from the form from the meaning of justice and the whole idea was guiding the last five years is how we can create an impact how we can create education awareness that he's needed out there for people to choose better alternatives for a better tomorrow so this is what it comes down to so partnering with a company. Doc Norwegian and the massive amount of plastic bottles were able to eliminate long as other partnerships that we have as well as retail and others really help us bring the message home. I must've sewage in what you do. It's one little step at a time. That makes a big difference. This partnership with Norwegian has one massive gigantic step. This is awesome. This is great right. Maybe let's go get on a ship right now. Drink water looking at the ingredients of just water. It's just water really it gets to the point and I know you guys actually played a pretty instrumental role in cleaning up some of the water in Flint Michigan Right which is a huge deal so it's not just that you're trying to clean up the oceans. You're trying to connect the water that we actually have in the United States to correct. That's that's Jason's initiative. Jaden is I refer to Jaden as the younger version of Al Gore really he really devoted his life to sustainability and helping people and in communities and this is what drives us as a company as well as everything we do from sourcing of the water ethically sourced model the impact it creates on the community so this is Jason is really devoted his life to it started with just expanding to additional things but obviously deflate Michigan in filtration systems and now you know food trucks to homeless is all over the country and things like that. This is what gets excited. If you want to know more about what just does where where do I would. I I want to go online and see everything every single thing you do. Where are you just water dot Com and just instagram. We're have you know north of three hundred hundred fifty thousand followers we have the most amount of followers of any other beverage company out there in the world so we're quite active on social and we have a lot of educational material out there as well as is cool stuff that's done by our founders and and people in our ethos so it's cool. I love putting just water with my vodka with a squeeze of lime reversed in the team of getting rid of straws though you have Strasbourg are made out of what now pickles paper paper in some of these guys doing Straw. I put one of my mouth. You evaporate strong but your straws or you're going to serve. They're cool your we're good yeah yeah and it's it's so important to get rid of plastic straws. Honestly that's such That's such an easy thing to get rid of. that we felt that was the easiest the thing to do. I and so much more to do so yes draws on gone about the just water that you can find Norwegian. the actual cap is made up sugarcane really yeah yeah yeah so that's the latest ovation upgraded. We've done to the package about two and a half years ago so he was traditional plastic stick initially and then we partnered with our manufacturing the packaging when you factor company Tetra Pak and we have identified a way to use sugar cane basically which is coming from Brazil and they use the sugar cane to basically create that form of cap and shoulder so it's derived from that plan so we plan based plastic essentially another reason you need to flop your butt down on a chair on a Norwegian cruise line. Now we greg was great t I wanNA have him eat a bottle. Yes I mean truth be told me if I just threw this on the street which I would never do. It would take a while for it to break down but but it would break down. That's the point right. It's not biodegradable. It's fully recyclable cycle exactly exactly but great. Where does he come? Eat a bottle of water. Yeah yeah come to scare so as you know when when an Andy pays a visit. We always giveaway a trip we always give away a cruise out of his budget and I'm sure you'll turn today I'll buy a first of all the important of the important message the takeaway here. I'm kidding Greg. You don't have to eat the bottle about drink a bottle of water. You don't need to wash it down with it. You're eating water anywhere anyway. The takeaway here of course is another reason to love. NC L. Norwegian you partnering up with Justin just water an amazing huge massive step up toward where we should all be heading. You know what I'm saying. This is great so more partnerships like this and in the more just can do with Norwegian. There's gotta be more anymore you can. I do yeah and we're and we're very more there is more to do. We have a whole list of single use plastics in with checking them off one by one and we're GONNA get through. We're GONNA get through all of them. As long as there's technology acknowledging. There's some things today it's all to do and people like just changing the game by developing products that make this possible so it's excellent all right. Let's give way of crews from our budget. The rules right this is a cruise it leaves as long as it leads from the continental United States. Yes that's correct. The Seven Day cruise right balcony stateroom balcony stateroom giving away goodstuff will give it away way. Come on we want you to not only experience how Norwegian ingest are changing the world as we enjoy the world but just enjoy all the other things you can enjoy have some fun on a Norwegian cruise be caller. One hundred winner crews now one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred Ir. Thank you for coming in. Thank you just water dot com. Tom Please go check it out follow them on instagram of course CL's Andy Stewart. You're so sexy you heard. Thanksgiving visit rain in the morning. Show thank God. You're listening to me imagine if no one was listening jobs but we still get paid to sit here and talk to each other. That's how I imagine it every day because if I thought about how many people are listening stress me out people are listening yeah. How many people are listening to three billion four million crazy eight million a jerk the eight million people listening right now? There's still two million. I just think okay thank you to all eight million souls who are aboard the ship with us. We appreciate your listening very much. thank you for joining us on and good morning so Allison Allison you heard us talking to our friends at Norwegian. Cruise is line about what they're doing to help. Save the Oceans and save the environment with just water but you know what we also said call us and a cruise. You heard that part right guess what I call her one hundred you're. GonNa Hopping on board Norwegian cruise line cruise going to cruise out with the one you love the most and you're gonNA love it. You're going to have your own state room with a balcony and you're gonNA enjoy everything that one enjoys on on a Norwegian cruise line ship congratulations. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much thank you you're. GonNa take with you might say it's GonNa go with me getting married. I've been married for a week and a half. Don't do it look congratulations. Thank you so much for listening Alison. Enjoy your crews on Norwegian. Okay thank you so much. I love you. We Love You well. Of course you love us. We gave you a cruise the over ten years well then they're finally paid off and we appreciate your listening. Alison thank you so much. NC L. DOT COM check him. How does the best them get into the three things you need to know Gandhi. What's going on all right. I'm sorry hold on one second. I was distracted by something else here. We go hold on what we're used to distracted by. I was looking at stuff okay here. We go shopping online shopping online Daniel three things we need to know now. What are the impeachment inquiry. The president trump is now being launched by the House. Nancy Pelosi made that announcement yesterday saying that nobody is above the law and the president must be held accountable Amazon introducing new products products at a press event in Seattle. They're expected to show off some of their Amazon Echo home assistant speakers and other things. Maybe they listen to you in your house. Maybe they don't we'll find out they do do they do and we talked about this to some good news for vegans. If you like Disneyland and you don't WanNa eat there introducing a bunch of plant based menu items in in all of their restaurants. It's going to start in early October and then roll out to southern California in spring here. You go your phone tap coming up next. 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No it's not the funny me and my buddies went out to the pill to movie and Kinda smoking marijuana in the back and we took two hits each about in my buddy through a bristle window and now securities come to check my car and my kidding me dog. You know that I had the worst part is curious coming to check my car and the Spill Bon Water Tom. Water Bong orders stuff smoking marijuana at a guy be Scotty. I I know I'm sorry you've done. This is eleven study. I never did this. I mean don't you have a freezer. Areso something for Greece can do talking to do anything so it gets get the crap out of the car well. How am I GONNA do that. I'm going to class after in class and get this justice. Well told me out drive down fairly dickerson. Cop you take the evidence please. I can't get done to FDU before they get to your car. Mom even the pipe in the call. I'm not quite sure that got you into this snacks with you. Well you know what you're eighteen years old Scotty. I I didn't do this you doing this then. You need to pay the consequence. You broke the window. No they took a break from outside or campus somewhere. You did this on campus. I'm only camera showing that you through the brick. Yeah Yeah if you're on tape. What am I supposed to say now. My son's Dante Toma wasn't mood and this is live and with showing up with a neg- being thrown out and hitting the COP car. This is what I was trying nine expressed to you about being eighteen years of age but you need to get to your car and get thrown into a dumpster clean. You come and get you out of your house. You said you would bail me out. Once you have charges pressed against you with a lot of other things and you might be personally thrown off campus today Ma. I'm walking to my car right now. Oh God I'm on my car's there. You're Kinda been impounded. It's not there right here in the I thought she just uh-huh records go on. I'm going to be losing money here from work. I'm heading. Seo Excuse me. Is this your car. That was over here Yes 'cause we. He had to impound the car. We found marijuana substance in the car. It's not mine saying another word telling your parents went away. Is that your mom on the phone. Yes I talked to our yeah. Hello Hello Mrs Nordland. We're on our way down now. Your son's becoming a drug addict being on campus like this. He's Charles. I know I'm leaving work right now. I will come down and we'll straighten this out with him. This is not acceptable behavior and he knows so well then Mrs Nordland you should really meet us at the Empire State building at the what the Empire State Building because you've just been phone-tapping. Kid Your father on the way to have seen right now. ooh everything oh you. I said did an idea for a phone tap. Dot Com talk on the phone tap tap. Tell us what you WANNA do. This tapestry recorded with permission granted by all participants. Elvis Duran phone tab allies in the morning show well well. Well look what the cat dragged in early. Would you rather start to show at noon and not so early later please. I think we have her own spot. We're stuck here anyway. We'll welcome to the Dave. Thanks for hanging out with us so much to continue to do in the next twenty minutes the headlines from Danielle what's going on today so beyond saying Jay Z. You have been trying to trademark their first daughter blue. Ivy's name since she was born back in two thousand twelve but what value there was already a company a Boston based wedding and event planning company using the name but beyond that says hey blue. Ivy is a cultural icon she. She deserves to have her name. You know taken US farther thing. I'll Jackson object because there was a company that existed well before Blue Ivy he was born. It's a great name that someone else already had come along and take it. That's here's what I would do if I was that company. Give me millions and it's yours. I think you're right. You shouldn't use someone else's name that they've established Gandhi. I know I should try and copyright. Someone else gets in the best story of the day. The new trailer for Jim on the next level is out. It looks incredible. The Rock took to instant yesterday ladies and gents children of all they just were back and he gave it to you and I haven't all over my `social as well because it's just going to be fantastic. Check it out at Radio Danielle Minero Danielle Monaro on twitter excellent thank you. Danielle radio added here everything you miss with Elvis Duran on demand guy. He'll the story in in the morning all audible. Look we're living. We're living in this world. Everyone wants to our attention and we have a noisy noisy world. We're living in you know what it's time. I'm for you to give your attention to things you WANNA. Give your attention to your book. You talk on audible. Go into your little world with Ottawa's. 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Show and Tell

Elvis Duran Presents: The 15 Minute Morning Show

17:19 min | Last month

Show and Tell

"Everybody has a PODCAST, right? Every celebrity everyone would college. There are literally hundreds of thousands of podcasts out there and yeah, it's a bit of a mess. I'm nick cloth at my new show servants of hot. We'll give you the most interesting and important stories in podcast. And I'll tell you why you should care. Listen to serve in a pod on the iheartradio APP apple podcasts or wherever get your podcasts. Four. What would you talk about on your on your podcast five? Strand present. Two hundred fifty. Show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast while we're off to a great start in the very first moments, we have Scotty be giving a man Bun two straight name. I tell you what the hell is that. Isn't that going to pull my hair. I hope so. Oh Good I love it when you're paying also, we're trying to get brody brody. We hear you. We don't see where where are. Very. Well what's that? What's behind you? That's my show and tell item. Hide it. You've got to hide it. Oh. Yeah Mine. Right here. I've I think I'm. GonNa. Go ahead and say I'M GONNA guess. Mine is the most unusual show until item on the show today I. Could. Be Wrong. Nate what made you decide we needed to do show intelligent. I was just thinking about. If I was broadcasting from home. I would have all of the things that I cherish and old near and dear to my heart around me and always fun to tell somebody with something means no I thought it'd be interesting to see what you guys have around you. GotTa say this has gotta suck for people that are just listening to the PODCAST, they're going to be more incentivized to watch it now. Yes With that said I think we should start. Our show Intel Day there's Garrett. He's ready. Gandhi don't even in your own house you're gonNA, your your sister's apartment. Or House. So, what are you gonNA show. Intel stuff that your sister owns is your sister's item. I, got something right here. Hey when you traveled from Michigan to Ohio, you brought all the critters with you. nope. The critters are still in Brandon's custody. I mean, he's already killed a snail. We and we actually this is going to be around the room. Tomorrow we got into a fight about the snail and I went to prove something to him about this nail and he said, and I quote you can try to prove me wrong with your little facts but I choose not to believe them and I was like great. So. Thanks I'm never gonNA. Win I'll stop arguing he was like I know. Hold on. So what argument is there about a snail? How can you argue about a snail? Soviet argument was do snails change shells. He. Had One take on it. I had another take on it and I knew I was right. So then I went to pull off up whether or not snails changed shells and he said my information and facts meant nothing to him. He knew. Twenty. Answer They don't change sells their shell grows with their body. Crabs will change shells but regular snails because he was saying, well, maybe it was your fault that the Snell died because maybe he needed a bigger show and I'm like no girls at their body, you kill them or those alternative. So. Is this fake news fake snail news? CNN. No snap. Snail. Focus smelling. The funds that what was that? That's that's. Got To be. Signing on. Your on. Sorry. Be on the show with us. Attorney on. We want him don't you want to be on the show with you but I can't hear you WANNA show. How are you answering me that if you can't hear me Your turn speaker up early way to check in just plug phones in your computer you can't hear. Computer. Scary said that I love. On your computer. Just like that. All right. Well, okay. We have to show until we're almost at a time. So who wants to go first and you WANNA go first with show and tell sure sure. Okay. So you guys know this show the Sopranos. Watching it now aired ninety nine to two thousand seven right scary sounds about. Right hold on. Hold on that ECHO is way too. We Got Terminal Scotty. No, it's nate. Art. Here but alternate lower. Okay. So okay. So Sopranos Okay. Go ahead. Quite so they used to send us merchandise when they launched the shows, they premiered new seasons. So I kept a lot of crap that these shows us to send us know. The Sopranos sent. This. Work. DARTBOARD DARTBOARD says the Sopranos. HBO and it's Fabulous Shape because you know my husband's British. So he likes Dr Boards. We hang it up. It's in great shape and I think it might be worth something one day. So I'm not getting rid of it. I love intron of trying to remember what significance that has to. The Sopranos. and must have something to do with one of the season's episodes I don't remember either. Being. An could have been I won't tell you rather than using darts they shoot they would shoot the targets to. Show until then Daniel Hey frog what's your show and tell item? So you know how when you see something, it reminds you of somebody. Yeah. So the other day I was online and I saw something and it reminded me of my wife Liza and so I ordered it and it came in the mail yesterday and so I gave it to her and she's not as pleased as I was. I bought her. Can you see what it says? That's not nice. Not Bought her necklace. Now, that's a thought accounts I thought. Real diamonds. August. No there's not for the win. No, we don't congratulate that sort of behaviour now that's not. Cool. No. That's not nicer by people stuff when you think of them as whole necklace, we could buy you. Nice. All right. Sorry. I'll be happy froggy. Oh. Sorry. I'm hearing echo whose speakers it's driving me insane. You don't hear that Echo God because and the door between us it may be because Scotty opened up the middle door. Fifty. Minute morning show pocket. Scotty just got. You have a show Intel. It's still. There it's still echoing. I it's headphones I'm assuming brody had. Something is something. I don't know what it is. It is it could be Ga- guarantee you on muted is everybody is everybody who? I know what I'm doing here. Okay. Everybody needs to be. Not Muted, but I don't join with audio so it shouldn't be a problem. All right. Hello. Holding gone now, Scotty have a show. No No. I'm here you're G comeback. Go hello hold on a second. You know who's doing. It's nate nate's been doing all along. He knows he's doing it makes. Your speaker is online because you don't have headphones on. There's no other way to Harris I'm listening because scary has the door open. My my speakers were good. We're not going we're. Hello Okay Show until. Years. He's coming in. No. Come, to your show and tell. Help Scotty. Sitting in my studio probably for. Three years and I'm finally going to take it and crack it open, and since his a coin shortage I'm GonNa, bring it to the coin star and I'm going to the money so I can buy groceries. Can you crack it open live on the podcast you want me to. I want you to throw it on the ground in destroying open. Breakfast. Oh. Stick. That was awesome. How. Much do you think is in their Scottie? Dog's seventy five. Dollars. Now you gotTA clean. It. Scotty. We go buy another one that was fun. Lady on. Hello Lady. Wait you broke my Hulo Lady piggy-bank told me to I love them while we're with. Shards of ceramic. Okay. Scary. What's your Intel show? When I was a kid growing up, I used to be on the CB radio CBS like citizens band radio citizens, Band radio breaker one, nine, microphone go breaker, one, nine, one, nine I. But I used to pretend like I was part of a radio station and I was friends with Bald Freak Ronnie who left us a couple of years ago to do his own thing and Ronnie and I in highschool used to go back and forth on the on his CB and my. So when Ronnie scall- go the bald freak left here he also left me His original. Citizens Band radio. Oh, my God and he's still on that. Yeah it was pretty much. In. Remember this. This was all your fault. Keep living the dream. Thanks for everything. That was his gift to me was his nineteen ninety s CB radio getting shot of that look at that. That's real album radio shack. Wow I remember. One Nine Channel One nine was the truckers channel correct channel four channel nine was the emergency channel nine nine was the emergency and you had this lingo with stay ten, four means over ten forms. Okay Ten, ten, twenty, what your ten, twenty, year location all that stuff. It was all these codes for twenty was pot I. What about You Gandhi? Welcome to show until? I have something very strange and I have a few of them. But I told you guys a while ago that Brandon and I stopped by a firework shop and bought a bunch of stuff that I didn't even know we could have but you can have it apparently it's legal. One of the things that I got multiples of is a little smoke bombs I. Don't know when I'm GonNa, use it but I carry it around with me just in case I ever need to vanish in a flash poof I'm gone. Purple I have blue not going to do it. Now, my sister's guest rooms she'll kill me. Wait hold on if Scotty can break the piggy-bank, you can set off. The smoke go on. An, convicted I'll be homeless. Away, you're watching this on the zoom room Scotty, slowly cleaning up all the shards of porcelain. Story money out of it. Life Right now. Forty minutes. We going to hurry. Okay. Well, by the way, if you're going to sell off your smoke bomb, always have a trap door. Just say, so this goes off and it clears and you're gone. So, important. Yes. Garrett shown telling you have today my son just turned five and we my wife and I realized that he has enough toys. So what is he going to get for his birthday? So we suggested he loves Chris Missile Gap Christmas stuff. Well, someone decided to get this humongous. life-sized grinch that sits in our living room has scared the shit out of me every morning. I, come downstairs. Someone sitting there in the dark. Every frigging morning I know it's there. But every morning in the dark in the shadows this green lump that looks like it just a human radio attack me. But now I'm putting it into hiding. Sorry he's a mean one. I love that I. Love that. What about you? What's your show Intel? Well I was still living at home at the time and my best friend Rob was trying to convince me to move in with him. His roommate had moved out. So we were sitting in a restaurant very late at night. You'll know the restaurant and he said, I have an idea if I take that and put it in our kitchen how cool would that be you have to move in? I'll take it and it'll look right in our kitchen and that was one of the deciding factors semi moving with him. We took the menu from White Castle. What a whole And so as you can see, cheese was only ten cents back then. This is this is breakfast menu. So it was on the wall in apartment every morning we would come in and we would look at the menu and. Pretend we were ordering menu, but that's one of the reasons I moved out. It'd be cool to have in my kitchen so. There you go. Wasn't but yeah. Cool. Nate did you ever show tell today? We had the the nine, forty, five whistle as we call it here, and this is one of the bottles of whisky that we've been drinking and we have to finish it. It's a scotch and yeah. So we'll be finishing this when Josh, the engineer returns next next week I love that. All right you drink till then. We don't drink when Jeff is here. Yeah. We'll have a glass of wine yeah. Jeff likes. Rose. He's a Wino-. He is I think right a time I don't. have. One Minute left for you is yours. Okay. Hold on hold. Hall. What the fuck is that. What did your mouth is a child they`re Begin here. I can't hear you what is it? Oh. Burnt marshmallow helmet. Did he cover speaker? Holy. Crap. Don't break it. So that looks you know my friend King Solomon, the artist. Yeah. He didn't arrangement with Yeager Meister and came up with the limited edition King Solomon. Year. Bottle. Why It came in this really heavy heavy. Display, case. I'm trying to put it together anyway. I can't wait to drink jager meister and totally hallucinate you guys hallucinate on your mind. Is that one? Puke for me. None of Elvis a very limited edition run but this bottle now he's got the money. So cool. Matches your background so the background of what did All the back there. Yes Brody. Elvis it's very cool. You're doing that but think about it. If that was scary, it would be a sponsor and that'd be why he'd be putting that bottle of we know you're not doing it for that reason. But that's By good things, I'll do a search for King Saul, the Yeager, meister maybe you can buy one of these, but it's very limited edition. I'm going to drink the whole thing for lunch today. That's awesome. G regulate the pig. So I still got a bottle of my freezer from nineteen ninety-seven no kidding Dago they're. Doing I've got some. That was a great show. Intel are we done? We're Dong The. Morning Show. Hi I'm Devin leary and I'm Carolina Barlow and we're here to tell you to dump him break up with your boyfriend and we want you to listen to our podcast true romance every week where we talk about our love lives and the love lives of others please join our exes who we know will also be listening like, Kyle. Kyle. Are you there? Hey, babe how's life? No, you look good though me Oh my God sob please. I haven't even gotten a haircut like three months. Okay. Please help us pay for Carolina psychiatrist bills by listening on the iheartradio APP apple podcast or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Women in Wireless

More Than Seven Dirty Words

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Women in Wireless

"Welcome to more than seven dirty words. The official FCC podcast. I'm Evan Schwartz. Trevor with the broadcast repack going on in the race to five G tower. Work is essential and demand for these services and tower is up from fifty foot cell towers to two thousand foot broadcast towers important work needs to be done to make sure that America's communication services continued to work and improve as upgrades are made. It's really easy to take for granted. When our cell phones work in our televisions work. It's not pixie dust. It's hard work often gritty dirty work that gets the job done. So what are underway to develop and strengthen this vital workforce? Particularly when it comes to women and telecom infrastructure, joining me to discuss this Andy Lee of Lee tenant in line service and chairwoman of women of Nate Nate is the national association of tower rectors Andy thanks for joining thanks for having me. And also joining is Miranda Allen of radio safety international. And also a member of the women of Nate committee maranda, thanks for joining thanks for having has. So I. Asked this of all of my guests because telecom is not the most obvious career path. How did you get to where you are if you wouldn't mind giving me your brief backstories in any order? My husband got into the telecom industry. I as a started as a tower climber worked his way up to crew leader and in a series of unfortunate events had a fall off of tower within about a year and a half of being in the industry and certain mistakes were made that day that could have been easily prevented and we decided to create our own company and do things the right way from beginning to end in have been focused on safety as the most important part of this industry ever since twenty two years later. Well, okay. I actually grew up in the industry. My father was a ham radio operator. I became a ham operator in second grade as a science fair project. I did Morse code later. So I have been involved in the industry, I left for awhile. And then I came back in two thousand and five so it wasn't ever an industry. I thought I would end up in. But because I understood in new it. I thought hey, it powers everything that we do. So that's how I ended up until calm. And how have you guys seen the of Lucien of the industry when it comes to women over the years, people might not associate telecom infrastructure work as a job that women might be interested in or where there's a large representation there? So how is that volved over time and kind of where things now? When I first started. There were quite a few husband and wife teams owners co owners of companies tower companies that we saw out there, but the women mostly handled administrative work manhandled the outside telecommunications work, and now you're seeing within the last five years more and more women in the industry engineers sales administrative tower climbers tower owners, it is increasing at a rapid rate. We have such a need for more employees in the industry right now. And so we are reaching out to try to get more and more women to join what's a really interesting and fast paced industry, and given the, you know, demand and some of the worker shortages and skills, gaps is just a big untapped potential is huge untapped potential more of the population. Yes. And what are some of the challenges facing women in the telecom industry is it you know, awareness is descr. Nation education, gaps combination of all three combination of all three. We don't have necessarily the perfect set up right now for women were we were creating and as we go along we have women in our women with Nate who who actually do all those their tower company owners they climb day, basically, do everything they were all the hats. And so we're creating and as we go along. So it's really fascinating an interesting time to be able to to join this industry because you can create something from the ground floor up. No, it's hard to get an exact percentage, but we'll chatting before the show you mentioned that there's been a particular growth over the past three to four years that maybe hasn't been seen in the decades past you have a kind of sense of what percentage of the Nate workforce. Or just the tower force writ large is women now. And what was it a few years ago, sir, even three or four years ago? You would see maybe one or two. Female tower climbers at our yearly conference. And now you're seeing handfuls, and those are just the ones that are coming in the conferences. So it's becoming an increasing numbers wise out there. So we we have to develop the training. It's you know, when you have a mixed force out on the field. What's his traditionally always been male? Now, we have to create rules and facilitate the different types of things that need to be met in order to have male female out on the road. But that's an it's an easy fix. It's something that is made to too big a deal out of as far as it can't be done. It certainly can be done and having the two perspectives out in the field. I think is something that is overlooked and those companies that we know who who look for female tower climbers say repeatedly, how glad they are that they've gone this direction and. It's added a whole new dimension to what they do. And a lot of industries say that having a diverse set of perspectives whether it's tower climbing or something else certainly is borne out in their profit margins as well as their workplace atmosphere and all sorts of things like that so Miranda. I know you're very focused on the recruitment aspect getting young people interested or some of the challenges there. I mean, when you ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, a often, say baseball player, firefighter, whatever tar clamor, right? And then they get told that the only way to get a job is through a four year liberal arts degree. So there's a lot of opportunities, and I'm on the eight member services committee, and I've been on that committee for several years. And it's it's something how do we recruit members? How do we retain the members that we have? And I think that it's really important to get their first out a initial level. So kids can say what you want to be. When I grow up on a tire claimer, I wanna be Intel calmer. I wanna power my cell phone. But I also think we have to get out there in other nontraditional manners, such as, you know, workforce development programs going through the. Work person job center placement different groups like that because there's opportunity to make a very good wage in our industry people. Just don't realize that we exist, and they don't understand what we do. And so we can get to people and partner with different groups. I think there is a lot of opportunity, and it's maybe a resources issue in the sense that you have companies and they are needing to deal with five G. They're needing to deal with the broadcast repack. They have to recruit new members they have to train them, and they don't necessarily have the capacity to both tackle the existing projects in front of them. But also think about future pipelines. So what sorts of partnerships are currently being struck or imagined in the future to draw on the resources of others. Whether it's factures of equipment or it's community colleges, or it's state workforce boards is that part of your thinking. Yes. I something that we talked about before a little bit was I would really love to see going into high schools in talking to advisors for students who are coming in who don't know what they wanna do. And maybe thinking about two years or four years, but but not sure what that title might be and that being on a list of possibilities. You can make a very good. Very good living being in tower climber or being involved in this industry across the board. If they knew it was available so getting to prospective employees sooner earlier, I think is the key. Also engaging that the different groups that maybe have never seen or don't even understand that it's available and possibly people that are displaced from the current positions. We do where's and wireless. Some of those groups where military transition transitioning out of active duty into their civilian career. And how do we engage them, and whatever -tunities can we have to work with them? And so it's just creating awareness. I really think is is where we're at and we've been working on that for several years and Nate as a whole has been doing that as well. If this doesn't really fit into the traditional two year college degree or four year college degree gives the listeners a sense of what kind of numbers we're talking about. When when we hear about how long does it take to get your foot in the door with training? You know, how long does it take to be fully fledged climber that can deal with multiple projects? I mean, if it's not two years. What is it in our experience with our company we really look at somebody and being at about a year really being. Available and capable of handling almost any situation on the field. So we do a focus in we do an evaluation, you know, three or four times to see where we're at. When things we haven't checked off on the list, and then getting them out in the field, and creating a situation, even if it's not something that we're working on a job currently to make sure that we've checked all those things off and we've gotten that all in. So it's being very thorough with making sure that all all of the checklist is checked on. This is obviously personal for you. We cry safety issue. So you know, when you're dealing with teaching them how to deploy infrastructure climate tower, a large portion of the training, and workforce development is purely safety oriented as we send our employees out for as many safety. Skill sets training certificates as there is. The board anything that we can get a hold of we have every certificate in their wallet yet. And if you could, you know, wave a magic wand and try to tackle some of these challenges, whether it's funding, whether it's education, I mean, what sorts of things would you like to see happen at all levels of government or in the private sector. If there are things you the companies could be doing better, you know, if you were kinda in the driver's seat could just snap your fingers. What would you do? I would I the number one thing that we see is. You know, we see other tower climbers on sites when we go out who have taken into our course and think they're certified in they have a certificate. They're certified to be a tower climber and creating unsafe situations for the next hour climbers. You've come up behind them. So having a standardized training which would involve in essential amount of time and one day isn't going to cut it two weeks isn't going to cut it couple months. Maybe even isn't gonna cut it. But having. Checklist. So recheck everything off to make sure that the person that was there before you hung something safely. So that we can follow up behind and work on that work on that item. And I definitely think that's something that we're working through as an industry, and we want to be part of that solution. So we see it from the carriers on down to individual contractors, and it needs to be that. Self vetting and audits to make sure that they are qualified in skilled people out there in the field to keep safe. Because ultimately at the end of the day, we want people to go home safely, and I'm a safety professional that is what I do. I live and breathe health and safety. And so it's very important that there is that enforcement in that self policing as a group that we come together. And we've really I've seen a huge change in that probably over the past six or seven years since USA was formed, and we're starting to work together to accomplish some of these goals and make our industry Sefer Torah workers are at the heart of so much innovation and communications deployment in this country. We've got things on the horizon five G next generation TV ac- three. I'll ask each of you the same question. What excites you most being in this industry about the next year? Five ten years of technology development in the space. Well, for a personal standpoint having had some medical issues in the past. I I would say medical applications is something that I must excited about being able to coordinate information being able to send real time information being able to not be, you know, redundant the crosscheck will already be there. So for myself, personally, I would say the medical applications of the next few years. We're going to be exciting on the of cecelia's also very focused on telemedicine. So we have that in common. Yes. And I serve on some rural hospital board as well. And so that's exciting. But I think it's just the variety and the opportunities things that we don't even think about at this point are going to be developed and said, it's an ever changing industry and there's so much variety, which I think is exciting. I think it gives us a lot of choices and a lot of different directions. But with that because that education in that continuum of how do we train our employees to keep up with all the current changes? And then what is being of all? In the future. So let's say I have a hypothetical listener right now. Young woman not necessarily sure that she wants to go into a traditional career path. Not sure if she wants to go the four year route likes technology, but maybe see some challenges. Whether it's all the things we've mentioned what's your message for her? You can do it. Just get a hold of women of Nate's or Nate that can lead you in the directions of companies that are safe, and that are quality and that will ensure that you have the knowledge to do your job. There's a lot of opportunity out there. And we have a lot of open positions that we need to fill. So if you're remotely interested get on and learn about the climber video connection that we have where we have videos that kind of show you what we do. And that's all the Nate home dot org. Homepage. I would say that the possibilities are endless there of reaching out to the Nate website. And in looking for there are company openings everywhere and trying it out. I think they would be a lot of surprise in skill sets that you already have that would apply to the tower industry right now, and you would fit right in with some training. So anyone can can do this with the right amount of training and propensity for you know, certain engineering, our electrical mechanical aptitudes, and in a lot of these things can be taught if you have those aptitudes final thoughts for the listeners anything we didn't cover. I I would just say it's a really exciting time not only in our industry, but for women in general, you know, we are getting an opportunity to have more of a voice in everything that we do every single day and this industry is you know, as. As we are. They know in the ground up with women being in it in smaller numbers, we have a chance to create our own destiny with that. And there's very few things you can do that do that right now, you know, where you can start in something and help create the model, and this is it, and as we say we are one women of Nate, and we can help each other rise. We can help our industry rise, and we can continue to build within the industry itself and continue to empower other women and bring each other in Nate home dot com is a great place to find out all about what we do. And who we are. And our information for one is there as well. Well, do so that is a very exciting time. A lot of conversations now around in this country, not just in the context of tower climbing, but in other industries about workforce development, having a workforce that is skilled that is ready for the twenty first century jobs that are going to be needed. So I doubt this'll be the last time. We talk about it on the FCC podcast. But I really appreciate you guys coming into sharing your personal story and talking about what needs to get done for the workforce and just providing your unique perspective on these issues. So with that, my guests have been Andy Lee of leeann tenant and line service and chairwoman of women of Nate and Miranda Allen of radiofrequency safety international and a member of the women of Nate committee. Thank you so much for joining us finest podcast, and the I tuned store Google play or wherever you get your podcast. He's leaves a review because we'll help others. Find the show if you have ideas on things you like to hear on the podcast feel free to reach out to me. You can find me on Twitter at Evan s underscore FCC. Thanks for listening.

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Episode 499 - Quarantimes Quiz

Ross Patterson Revolution!

1:14:05 hr | 6 months ago

Episode 499 - Quarantimes Quiz

"It side gentlemen who come to the rocks by go sped DOT COM is. Yeah my third. Yeah Jade's Jielin it right and doing it tight doing it all night. Remember when you asked if I would go on a cruise again and I said never never never win. Beat his wife. Hurry here kind of in the trash. Man I will be you booked all remember when he's just fucking beating. The Shit is in the background. The words there's a song by the way where You can hear a woman getting stabbed inside the recording studio and it's in the track itself what's on Google that Alec. The woman getting stabbed. No nothing Alan Jackson. But this is the real one from the setting. The woman was getting fucking murdered in the recording studio. It picked up on the track and they had to fucking leave it in Which look art is. Art is worth that sometime. Artists Murder Gavin Edwards at a woman's getting fucking stabbed but Alan Jackson. I can see him getting trucked in the studio room the Ohio players. That's it yes God damn it. I use her music and movie rollercoaster of love. That's it dude. Innate Nate Nate Nate Nate. And you're happy someone Costa Blau. Maybe it was during that. Say what's stabbing. Yeah so that we use Ohio players in after your American Beddis soon. I heard that story and I was like. Oh Shit. Somebody really got stabbed in the Middle Man. That's-that's art brother Showbiz Baby. The the show goes on. Somebody's getting murdered. You lead it on the track but I could definitely see Alan Jackson. Thrown in Eagle worth the Copenhagen into his mouth show Raucous Shit were member ruin right Kareem home. You didn't food remember when and then just taking off. His belt slowly beaten his wife. That's Alan Jackson. He Sang My high school song. Yeah Chatahoochee Cool Yeah. The river live down swam on way. I changed my dreams as where I came from. Iran cruise ships shapes cruise ships. Going DOWN You have always said you hated cruises you'll never go back on. Never go back. Do you see. Have you heard of this cruise ship? That's in the water. Outside of two people. Florida Florida will not let them on shore because there are nine cases and people are dying on the cruise ship. And they're like dude whatever. Just let us on the fucking Land Corentin US. Take care of us. We'RE GONNA die out here and the governors like now. Yeah yeah this is happening. By the way by the way around the world they got on this cruise ship in the beginning of March. Oh God early March because the first question is I know well the first question is how are you on a cruise right now? Like how did you ever get to board a cruise during quarantine? Do you know what I'm saying? Everyone's like what the fuck sure. And so they said it was early March that they got on the crew by the way. Are there crews that gopher a month? Yes Oh yeah you can do. Look you'd cruise life is so fucked up and stupid. What is wrong with you guys? James One of the worst. Here's your magic and The the problem is most of them are probably going to be bankrupt Currently they're asking for the federal government for about fifty billion dollars to help them get out of what they're in because nobody's obviously taking cruises nor is anybody going to want to for a very long time. Yeah I dare to say that this might might end the cruise industry. Or you're just going to be down to a bunch one company who buys up all the others and that's it by the way none of them. There's very very few of them that are based in the US so they can't get any of the bailouts because they're all based in like other countries as far as headquarters so trump said something about if they wanted to file taxes through us or do something like that they could possibly get bail out but they would have to move their operation here. You know what I'm saying you can't just like get a bailout from the US. If you aren't a fucking United States company you're right but but they they obviously have so many Americans on these things in that's their argument and trump said an-an-and. No of a look man. We went on a cruise since September for drinking bras. We drink bros. Cruiser. It was crazy and out of hand. Craig was on. There wasn't any ski Craig. Draggers was there. It was funny. Yeah he's always went on the boards. Where Oh and by the razor was winning. Yesterday's always live on Youtube Youtube any anywhere from eleven to two neuner. You can actually set an alert honoring browse podcasts on On the Youtube when we go live boom just comes your phone you can be like all right cool man I can put down tiger king for the eightieth time because people are watching that shit now. Oh they re watching it watching it so I finally got a hold of my dad guys. If anyone was wondering did I did you love. He's alive yes and I said what are you doing? Are you watching Tiger King? He's like a netflix documentary. Do you think it's what we have a lot in common. And he's like what's Tiger King. boy what. Yeah now. He is really corn tires. Get him out of the fucking. When he goes off the grid grid he really goes off the grid. Not No but tiger what we'll do fucking live in at this point and again it's this point. I say if anyone's starting to watch tiger king right now man you know what I mean like the hype is so big the characters are so out there when when we all I watched it as a nation when everyone was doing it it was like we were discovering a little world that we'd never even seen before now everyone's inside the gates like everyone's in a yeah and they've taken the characters and made them caricatures already. Yes so you're not like Oh my God like when you're watching it as a nation for the first time which we all did boom. I would say this if you haven't watched it now. Shut Down Your Internet. Lock yourself in your room because you already locked in your house. I guess. Lock yourself in Your Room. Binge all of it at the same time. Just commit seven hours of your life to it and then don't come out and then go back to the Internet again and then be surprised or enjoy the rest of it if not you probably about forty eight hours left before it's killed for you And again the next obsession is GONNA start hearing in about two weeks Michael Jordan Doc. Who but that's kind of where we are Buddy minds finish ozarks ozarks. Thank you said it was fucking intense. Can we start seizing four now and I was like Okay Damn Dan. I asked Dan about Ozark Inis. I can't watch it that is so F- are no. Who is that last night? A DJ JARED SECOND JERRY LESSON. Jared was like man. I can't watch. That is so tense every fucking episode that you just want it to be over and I was like. I understand that I heard. That's how uncut gems is by the way I heard your similarly like we're going to watch this weekend goes Outdoor theatre fact by the way speaking of cruise ships David Geffen is getting a lot of heat. Oh yes this has been. But he's taken fucking he's on a hundred. What fifty foot yacht? It looks as big as the Goddamn cruise ship to be honest with you and He has a drone and he's been taking pictures of himself from this drone on this yacht in the Mediterranean. Or whether fuck I hope everybody's staying safe during these times and he's postings amazing pictures. He finally put his instagram on private so his rich friends and by the way we should be. I'm okay with that same with paltrow like there is a time and place to let other rich people know where they can find rich people shit but I don't WanNa be a part of it. Do you know what I'm saying? So in the corner in celebrities going crazy corner Geffen Gwyneth paltrow altro. She put out a love letter to Italy. Did she really in the video? It's her doing all the most amazing rich person shit with videography for the last time she went to Italy League. Everything making ause done. It's all like perfectly shot. Love Letter to Italy boy. Also though in it is brag about going to Italy. You know what I mean. Geffen wants to let us know. He's SAFE SAFE TUCKED UNDER LETTING. Us know his brag about how fucking amazing his life as an only rich friends going to appreciate that. You're safe right. Only a rich friends are going to like. Oh God thank God Geffen's on that yacht that we use to all hang out together. I don't know what's more impressive. The forty million dollar yacht or the drone picks the the four hundred drone that he used to take those picks because they were flawless gorgeous. Flawless picks I thought for a second he was on a cruise because it looks like crews royals the best crews commercials are the Royal Caribbean Wind. Direction that actually make you feel like? Oh maybe it's not a piece of Shit cruise but it is but the way that they shoot it for Royal Caribbean. Royal Caribbean is like I could do that ribs Brookings Marble and why or just a damn right it is. It's only beautiful. Older people know kids. You're like I could do that. Shit don't do it by the way but yeah What's Julian. Oh Yes who foof how? She is slowly turning into a little Elf. Boy Because as we famous you know it's widely known that she is not straight right. Yeah so she is called Pan. We are we doing pans now. I'm not sure what she's calling herself. There is pan sexual there is fluid. They're a neutral sexual Whatever the fucking sixty three genders are out there with Sushi is I think she's saying she's not straight and that she still figuring stuff out married right. Yes Okay Shiva Kit okay. So they're not doing well. I don't know why I cannot not gonna put that on her. I'm going to put that on the Guy I'm GonNa go right down the barrel on this. One A hombre. Ross married to Julianne Huff. And she's having problems figuring out whether or not she straights or not. Invite all those girls into the bedroom homes going to be the time of your life because of marriage is on the fucking rocks you manage. Well get a few more ladies in the Goddamn bedroom dude. Come on Bro. Fucking first day. Shits don't cry about it. Don't wind to the press that your fucking wife is trying to figure it out of whether or not she's going to invite her other hot friends over in the bedroom to figure out her sexuality you can sit in a chair in the corner and Jack off like the rest of us. You know what I'm saying. So let's not that. Have that being issue. Now if it's her who files for divorce. Congratulations but ride that fucking train until the end of the tracks right near the Goddamn Ocean. My Man I don't think that's it. I think that she is handing out with a little bit. Too much sore throat would throw Gwyneth in there. What she got vaginas recently steamed. Get her in the Goddamn bedroom figure shit out you know. Do a fun little game where you know she pops up out of bed and our heads in a box and you can play like old movie characters for her. You know what that would be an awesome time but yes she is going very elfin. Very Ellen Degeneres by the way. Yeah she's counting. Us Real Short. Like that like yeah. There's some video of her. Looks like she's in the shower but it's like a slick back. No makeup she really does look like She's GonNa play Peter Pan in the in the play version. Because you know in the play like the Broadway version they always have a girl playing Peter Pan famous because it's a little dainty mail boy man right plenty of could choose you love that role you find. Julianne Hough Off. You know you get her all short. Cut It up anyway. She's letting us know that we can still have joy and peace in our lives. Oh so thank God for her video. Say This if you're stuck at home it makes box eating a little more difficult because you can't have people over that social distance you're stuck with your fucking straight husband straight husband which you'd want. I know I'm going to think this out loud now. Because she was dating seacrest for like Ryan seacrest for like six years. It was a very long time. There's a rumor that he is not a heterosexual male. Changing my tune on that. But go ahead so you know. She was figuring shit out then. Maybe that's why and it was A. It was a sweet beard beard up somebody like that. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah he's gone all the time see. They're working out. He's a very J. Lo J. LO in that he's like in bed by eight dinner if he goes out to dinner. No later than five. Thirty or six sure makes sense. He's gotta be up to in the morning exactly exactly so you get it but it's not that it's Super Fun to hang out with. I get why he does it before a partner. It's like Oh man I'm trying to fucking. Oh Hey how did she look out of? She live without makeup. This this this girl. Okay so like I started the conversation. She looks like a little boy L. Still attractive as a woman or just like she looks like a boy. Dude man I pull a Jamie key. Julianne huff without makeup. I just WanNa see this. Pick here and pop pop it on up. Because that's that's the debate. That's going on right now with yesterday. We talked about the death celebrities right so everybody now that they don't have their makeup artists and all this shit like you're really starting to see like what these people look like without team of their. Glam squad and all that shit show and it's really taken a sheen off now for most of us in America you look at Julianne Huff here. We go got long hair there. Yeah I've been short here have been Julianne. Huff sure here. She doesn't look like the same person. Yeah looks like a tiny little boy. Oh Bob or Julian health. Bob Came Up. You know. I picture her with his Bob without makeup on. I'm all right. So here's the deal. Fine. She's not the show stopper though that I that you know when she's on these TV shows because she's one of the host on America's got talent used to be. I think she got fired. You're like man she's really attractive or on demand starts. She's really attractive. Now that you see with our AK- shape dancer girl. Yeah you know I just. I think it's this video to that kind of got to me like I don't mind her without makeup like she's fine she's got great skin. I'm sure she whatever whatever. But it's the you know man as this keeps going on though you're going to see the celebrities telling without makeup and all this shit and you're like all right sweet man. You're not the girl that I used to want to fuck in your Madan to you. Know Right Most of these people aren't so no shit. Yeah yes so so so so. We're going to do today. James do for the audience since we're live Talca about it. We're GONNA do a corn times quiz today. Which look we're going to test this out before you do. And here's why if this does not go well. I don't think it's going to be honest with you. If if this is not go. Well then I would not recommend doing this with your partner at your house. Because you've nowhere to go. We're on the essential list so we're here in the studio so if the quiz of how well do you know your partner doesn't go well today? I have another show after this. You at least get to drive home and fucking sleep this off with me of like. Hey I won't be sleeping with you know. Yeah obviously I'm saying sleep it off by yourself and then ovary you'll get over it a little quicker than the rest of the people at home because they're stuck in home right. I don't think I'm going to be the one needing to get over it like like I think you may know these things and I may not know them really. I don't know all right. I don't know all right. 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So how do we want to do this though? Do you want me to just ask you the questions and then you know. Ask The questions allowed. And then I'll try to try to guess for both of us. One person's gotta read when you know all right and then there's gotTA BE I. We can't ask the questions at the same time. No I know what we're doing now but I'm wondering if like you just want to take the quiz like all read the question. I want you to take the quiz to James. Because you know why because you know nothing about me. No I've got to find if you do like I do firewood. We got okay so the first part there in sections first part is favourite things paintings. Okay came Labor of this with your partner. Yeah because what flavor of Ice Cream does your partner love the most Boy For you. I'm already and here's the thing I am going to give you an out on this because I don't really do ice really the ice cream so neither do I but I realize everybody else does has a favorite one that like as a kid for you I would say mint chip is that wrong. That's wrong okay. That's wrong it's so there's a place in town there's a local place What's the name of it downtown was go to kill Wendy? Love Kill Wins. It's a I don't want to Nashville. So maybe it's just the North Carolina thing. They've got a couple of them. It's the butter pecan. But that is. I rarely ice cream so I would not expect you to know. This was going to say that but then I was like the old people's thoughts know and you know why it is because as grandma's favorite yes it was my grandparents favorite so as a kid growing up. We spent every summer in Long Beach Island in New Jersey. That's where my grandparents lived. There was an ice cream shop. Called bubbles move a lot of questions. I'm not sure if we're GONNA do we fucking day history of all of you know where to go. Okay you were on grandparents used to take me home. They would get the ice cream and then I always kid is GonNa let me try yours. I liked it and I never. That was it but as an adult. I don't really eat ice cream that much. So it is what it is for you. I'm GonNa go with the cookie dough. Cher it's peppermint Yours is peppermint candy canes in it the receiving. We're going to go into I. I don't eat ice cream but like we're GONNA go into like our grandparents taking us back in the day or like the first time. Yours Eight peppermint ice cream. We would get no the first time that this ice cream place opened in Ohio and we would go as kids by ourselves. Take the trolley. 'cause I live in a town. The trolley takes you downtown and Kling Kling Kling. Yeah and so I would get peppermint okay all right well. We'll we'll talk that because we don't really. We're not a real fun with them. And we also Jon Allen Jackson. Get home tonight right. We'll toss it just 'cause like we don't really eat ice cream and we don't really know each other that well. So what is your favorite book of? Fuck my own. But that's I'm sure you were going to guess that right for you. I guess I should've sorry your favorite book. I'M GONNA go with that Michelle McNamara the golden state killer one. No it's not okay because that that one's been by the bedside for a long time. I didn't know if you just enjoyed it that much or at the Beach House. It's the only book I okay ever read their sense. Just what is your book kitchen confidential? Oh by four days that makes sense it does make sense if you know me. It makes a lot of sense. Sure what? What's what's my favorite book. We go. Yeah what up girl. What up. Bro. It's be. It's a rock documentary book. Notley crew the dirt. Fuck you fuck you to anyways greats. That's the dirt by molly ever questions and were already fighting. James it's fine the dirt by molly crew. You've not read it. I know you saw the Netflix series. That the book doesn't do that. Series is bullshit doesn't anywhere. Do the justice of that book man right. They don't even get to Ozzy. Osbourne smearing shit on the walls gun. Dead serious. Read the dirt. Yeah Molly grow okay. Good what chip flavor is your favorite ship. Hound ship equally I could find your favorite flavor by just looking at the floor in the pantry one. Yeah the favorite flavor that you like to eat in the Pantry. A couple nibs my my my biggest guilty pleasure in this life is chips. All chips are created equal in my eyes. And I love love chips for you. I'M GONNA have to go. I've told you this recently I told on this. Show the council week now. Okay what is it? It's the Doritos does not show cheesy air. Okay I mean sure you do like a kettle chip though you do sure. Yeah I've seen. We love kettle chips. What's mine what do you think minus I would say a? I'm GONNA say a cool ranch to read or the Taco one you got talk going's good Yeah all of those are acceptable. I it's you. Which celebrity would your partner most lake to sleep with roof? Blam oh I think. We both Benicio Del Toro for you. Go Robby for you might. This is current. We'RE NOT GONNA TO GO BACK TO LEGS WHEN JESSICA. Biel was a little bit bigger right. Yeah we'll go with that. Thank so it's a it's a it's a once. We both got that one. Yeah we both got that one for sure. Yeah Yeah this next section is first and last okay. So what was your partners. I car I'm going to say a jeep. No what I wanted. Oh no I thought you had the Jeep Cherokee no I did have a Jeep. Cherokee that was on my. I wasn't here I that's what I wanted. As my first car was a jeep wrangler. My first car was a Beige Ford Tempo. And no one would know that because no one would ever offer up that ever in my may parents like male one would be like. Yo my first. Yeah so like I think yours was probably a cabriolet yet. Here we go. Yeah Yeah Mine was We call it the Turbo Temple. It was the most basic car you could ever drive Asia a beige Ford tempo with Beige Interior but tried and true cloth seats and then the child locks in the background are the winners only went halfway down. Oh Yeah but tried and true that thing would is probably still driving around it is status. You're right so two hundred something thousand mile it we. I think we sold it for a grand and then I got a ticket in the mail so somebody else had bought it after that and it was like the fucking steering column was going like far left the entire time but Yeah what else all right. Well she got so who was their first employer. Ooh That's a good one says a cut one of my own For you is it The sporting goods store or were you like that. The buzzer no it. Was I believe it was papa? John's Papa John's is my first employer. Oh Papa. John's Pizza Papa. You know come to PLA fame yours. I wasn't yours like a restaurant. No higher thing. Yeah wasn't a restaurant but was a bar no was it. It was a health. Food store called Rainbow Bridge. Of course it was. Ohio's a GRANOLA had incense and self help books by. What's the get a lot of safety at a lot of sage and we had a lot of books by something? Chop trump era. Yeah exactly trump. Lot of shop run there. Where did your partner lasts fly to? This one's easy 'cause we mostly fly together. We were together. We flew to Austin sex. At what age did your partner that by the way was only three and a half weeks ago I now. It seems like ten years ago ten years ago and it seems like it will never happen again. At what age did your partner? Last live with their parents eighteen eighteen eighteen for both. Yeah how long ago was your partners last haircuts. Well here's a fun fact jazzy. Click crazy talented at a bunch of which is unbelievably admirable. One of the things. That's great about her. Is You did hair? So therefore she cuts. My hair dabbled in a lot of things therefore I can like take care of a lot of things which is awesome. Because like I don't have to go out of my way to go to get my haircut or and Shit like you cut my hair and it's great Yours was probably was the last time you went your hair haircut. It was a month ago is right before we went to us. It was right before very good so the next section is have have they ever okay have police have they ever been stopped for speeding but both of us. Dod Dude Numerous Times. Bro Handles had sex in the great outdoors. We're fucked outside. It doesn't have to be with each other but Oh it doesn't well you did a show called the Nature Pampore. You're getting boned All over Ohio inside places though inside places outdoors. Weren't you shit. There was one was a teepee. Yeah Okay teepees. Outdoors had sex chess. Yeah Yeah Have they ever thrown up in public? Yes yeah yeah. Hey we party. So have they ever appeared on television? Obviously obviously working famous shit. Let's go kidding. I'm not but I still have this Okay the next section is would they rather okay? Would they rather swim with dolphins or sharks? I'm GONNA say dolphins per you know I'd rather go shirks. I'm GonNa Dolphins for you though. Yeah because I'm not a fucking idiot. Would they rather drive through McDonald's or drive past it drive through things you better? You Bet a better a role home you better. You better you bet. Yeah what song is that way. Not One that I. I think it's steely Dan. You Bet recipes you better you better zits met up you better you better you bet okay. Never again okay. Would you rather have sex on a beach or a Bouncy Castle one-two-three bouncy castle be a dog or let me explain that to the audience? Anybody who bones on a beach. You're going to sing on yes on your ding-dong or you're not to say we haven't tried it. It's just not a great idea. You might as well Jack off with fucking sandpaper now. I think everyone maybe tries it once. And if you are smart you never do it again would you rather would they rather be a dog or a cat? One two three for fucking people who are trying to suck their own dick every night. Would they re without removing your bottom two ribs like you're just constantly trying to suck your Dick if you're a man you have a cat in your a single you're trying to suck your Dick Every single nets? Would they rather live without the internet or hot water? Ooh That's actually a great one. That's a great one and I would rather I think you would rather live without hot water. Yes I think you would rather live without the Internet. Now really dude. How do I watch Netflix? How do I watch anything? How do I have my drew? That's true I didn't think about that. Yeah podcasts I mean they. They don't just what well here's what he's saying you don't need if you've Fi- five on your phone right. Which mostly everybody has them. Assuming you don't need to hook up to Internet. I mean you can watch all your shit. Oh that is Internet well. I'm not going back to college tomorrow. So fuck you. The next one is a quickfire round. Rapid-fire rapid via the BIZ. Okay what was your. What was your partner wearing the first time you met them You were wearing jeans Wow you really know you really remember it. Well I remember because we took you. I asked you to go to a bar afterwards. It was during an audition and ask you to go to bar afterwards shoes and then you put on flip flops and can take shared on The troop I had Actually wore the shirt in the movie. Eventually that was like cut remember was provide You were wearing a lake cowboy type But not flannel thinner. One Yup and jeans And I think you were wearing your brown the lake floppy hat. Oh Yeah I remember Yeah that business. My missed that Janet man that Mrs you look great on me to. What is your partners. Biggest ambition kind of doing it. I mean well but see for you. I think it's good to have a cooking show for me obviously to make those books into an. Hbo Series Agree We. We know that we talked about that on the show. Emerson or did you not know that? No I didn't know that I thought it would be to just write books and be like a New York Times. We're simple we're talking. I mean the last one wants to. It's just saying Lena the deal. Yeah the biggest ambition would be to turn those intern. Hbo Series Okay. If they could have dinner with famous person with a famous dead person who would it be? Ooh That's a good one. Yes Bodine what about yours. I think would be prince. Yes it is prince. Who were you looking though in your head now because it wasn't print so no it was so it was a toss up between print prints and Kobe. Because it's it's weird. I don't even think about him as dead. Oh man and that's the weird thing so but that's a you're right. Prince is one Kobe's too but I genuinely had to stop and think about it and be like a shit Kobe's Day would be koby and I didn't even think about that. No No I. That is you're way really hard way. More distraught and affected by Kobe's death then prints. Mary affected by. Prince was older though Prince. Was You know? Yeah that's true on fucking fifty eight. You're kind of like I'm probably not going to meet him but with younger people like even with boarding. He wasn't old but like in my mind. This is how silly I am right in my mind. I thought just a silly goose. I'm a silly billy and so in my mind I actually thought that at some point I would meet him like if I keep going on the path of like getting you know well known having interview. Show or having a podcast. Whatever in my mind I thought always thought that I would meet him and I die. Yeah and so. I think that's in a way you may be thought about Kobe to where you're like. He's young enough. I'm young you know we're we're still. We're on this trajectory path. He slowing down. I'm going up like we're at some point going to like hang out I. Did you know what I'm talking about this during the show? I did get to meet Kobe however having a one on one dinner in a conversation with them is the most valuable thing to me right so like meeting them is different. Where exactly so I like I I didn't get to. I didn't get a chance to just fucking hang so like yes but but Princeton Kobe. That is a coin. Toss like I'd be happy with either sharp but that's great Fire fire getting. What is their biggest annoyance just annoyance? I mean how? How long do we have mine? I think that you don't like stupid. People yes that is that is the worst thing conversations and stupid people. Yeah I have to lean towards that for you now is well where I think lately more and more the conversations you're having with people you're like God damn it. These are the dumbest people ever that I'm chatting with and like I think yours I think you're starting to veer towards that camp as of the last few months maybe I would have said two different answer before but boy children chewing toenails but obviously can't say that I can't say that I'm kidding grandparent's chewing toenails down the other day. Some sorry go ahead. That's I think that's I think late of my big. I wrote something down. I sometimes write notes of like things that show. Yeah no that just annoy me. And I'm like so. Yeah Yeah and I make a list. Let's see there's a couple? Do you just do this for your own. Yeah yeah so my newest one that I just wrote down. I'll just right out. There was one where it was like. fancy deviled eggs. You people try and put a twist on deviled eggs. Like I'M GONNA ask restaurants fucking you know strawberries. Whatever crabcakes grabbed me? No no no not in the deviled egg but the latest one I wrote down. My biggest annoyance was people who play superheroes and then talk about how their kids could care less about them being a superhero every single person. Whether it's like I know it is really but the other day it was like the last straw it was Angelina. Jolie who never does any interviews ever and if she does they're like weird and dark so they find my breaking point was they were talking about her playing molested or something like this. Some kind of superhero and the fucking stupid interviewer as always asks how their kids feel about them being whatever. Oh well you know to me to them. I'm just mom you know. Just dorking mom. They could care less that. I'm playing a superhero. You know what they care about. Probably the like a massive amounts of toys and life that you give them from that superheroes so don't tell me like oh they could care less being a superhero because already spoiled the shit out of him so nothing that I was going to impress them anyway for sure for sure. A lot of people in the message boards. You're saying Asians is also one of your biggest I love how they know me better than you not true. I'm joking I knew you guys would. I knew you guys would answer it right so I feel a lot of time together. That's for sure biggest annoyance. Okay if they won the lottery what would they buy for I? That's a good one if we won the lottery. What was the big thing that you would buy? Probably a studio Huge I want the overall end all be all dream is to have the dude perfect setup. Goddamn every time I them. It was my my kids. Watch fucking do perfect but Every time I see their office set up I love our houses and things like that but that that would be probably my first purchase of like all right. What's the Best Mega Studio? I can have and I would want something very similar to the dude perfect setup. I would want to of those so all of their entire sports room. Were the basketball courts hockey rink weight room. All that other shit. And then another one just podcast studios will probably be my first purchase. I wish was answers about each other shit but this is very perfect for who we both are I e you. You've been answering the questions for yourself. Pretty much the entire would know that. I didn't think you would know that one to be honest with you. So bias studio. I think we're actively talk about what we would do if we had a lot of money. And that's kind of what we both you want. The U on your old Cabriolet back. Oh my gosh often said that absolutely absolutely no cabriolet. The cow seats. I want the red dice. I want it to be in bad shape and break down all the time. Just like my old one so that would be the first purchase for you. Overheating traffic. That was so fun. All the time So that's that's it so glad we made it? We made it if we got less than ten right. We obviously fail Ten to twenty. We have room for improvement. Okay and then twenty or more were expert. We know each other very well in which probably get married. We are so so we'd like to go back to your point earlier. You and I spend more time together because we work together then any couple. I've I know Louis and talking. That's the that's the main point of it is that we spend a lot of time taught each other where it's like just couple spending time together. Not necessarily are they talking to each other right. They may be like working together on their laptops. They may be working together at whatever respective jobs. They have but literally. Our job is to like talk to each other so we do know a lot about each other but like most relationships. I mean look. Nan goes to work in the morning. Comes home at night. Or The woman. Whatever dreamworld lots of house husbands in this group. No there isn't any run maybe Barack but yes so ours is different where we're together fucking three fourths of the day. I usually do another show in the work later rate at night and whatever so yeah I would have felt shitty if we would have gone through all of this known not known you know like Yeah. I mean you didn't know a lot of it but well joking no we kind of we kind of knew her dumb stuff like I think the like answer to the ice cream thing for example is like we don't eat ice cream like we. We cheat on diets quite a bit and never is it with ice cream. That's what my answer would be. No like no yeah. That's not our thing that's honor and I didn't know that you are a grandma stuck in a human human body as far as your ice cream choices. Go and I didn't know that now I know. Do you know what I mean like now. I know that you are like a tiny little old grandma. Yeah I would win at curt where I shaw. Yes yes Dami GAM GAM I wanna put my law Sean. Get a little jar full of word. There's my butter pecan ice cream. Yeah yeah that's kind of what was in the house but I will say this as you grow up. There is certain things that affect you of what your grandparents or your parents. Do you like later on in life. Flake as in particular my grandparents. I would say on my my my father's side because you take the ice cream like the butter per gram. I like butter. Pecan PECAN PECAN. It was always in the freezer so as a Kid. I was like all right. Great go and dip into that then even as a teenager like they were always drinking like gin and tonics and the summertime so like I enjoy a great job at a restaurant at a nice steak house. You know. We got your cozy up to the Mastro's masters. I WANNA sit. I WANNA I wanNA wait like fifteen or twenty minutes. I don't really WanNa be sat down right away. I want to have a nice. Gi at the bar and with mingle with people. That's what I miss about a lot of this ship. That's going on now where it's like. Actually miss being out with people like yeah being in a restaurant being in a thing outs. Doors like yeah. It's very strange to me. That we We come to work with the same five six people every day and then go home to the same five six people and that's about it because for the most part and we talked about this last night. Most of our neighbors of just kind of cordoned off to their own bullshit and Yeah well what I was saying is I think nobody fucking does that. Nobody's asking but I think it's a for us to hang out or now with us but I will say I mean they kind of are but at the same time like there are like some of our friends that are like hey if you want to play like maybe we can try get it together but I just think at this point in this whole process. Everyone is just kind of respecting their own. Risky situation where it's like. We're still going to work. We're still going to the grocery. There are people who aren't so I'm not going to try and hang out with people that are for real quarantining thus not fair to their whole fucking Sich. I'm not judging or anything. It's just what they're choosing to do. You and I are choosing to be business as usual. Be careful and not really hang out with people but we still go to the store. If we need to go to work we're not other people in quote unquote danger if you will. Maybe because of a because of what we're choosing to do I'LL PUT I don't mind putting Alec and danger every day harm's way I went to the grocery store last night. Alec who knows what I have. I touched I touched a whole full of pears. I didn't even wash my hands. Always just touching pairs with store you. Might you might get something so sorry. I touched all those pairs. No but besides the not going out to restaurants and shit like movies are like the Jim I said. Jim Is the biggest factor for me. Say Go to the gym here fucking. I don't like not going to the gym but the rest life is kind of the same or it's just like work all day. I read at night and then fucking wake up and do it again and then we usually go and do something fucked up on the weekends. We're still kind of doing that. Were were grilling out. Yeah James. Your cooking smoking pork but yes I gotta get on the way home. Yeah so why is boys? Meet so hard to get like where where people buying this meat. Because freeze won't make sense. It makes sense. 'cause I'm trying to think like I like all the stores at least here. I've been restocked and all that Shit pretty well and I've been pleasantly surprised by that. The toilet paper is still going though from every store. And that's Hilarious to me where I'm just like. Oh Man restocked but and then the meat seems to be restocked like every two days yeah So yeah I don't mind that but the gym thing like fuck man. I'm so I don't know what to do. Is like trying to work out with kids at home? Forget it you gotta do it somewhere else. You create a shit fucking raining yesterday can do that. I've worked out in two weeks and I feel weird about it and then this is the strangest thing to me. It was like at the gym at by touch my bare. Dick Might Bear Dick and balls. Good seven or eight times at the gym and then use every form of Dumbbell Barbaro and the play. That's what you do. Here's the thing I'm assuming everybody else has to just like a great. No one was ever worried about germs or PAM. Dear fucking jam right. You figure you're just going to be discussing anyways because you're at the gym and then who cares right You were never touching your. You shouldn't have been ever touching your face and lips at the gym after lifting or running or anything else anyway so much. You actually do do that I do. I do know that actually yeah. That hasn't been an issue for me. Not Touching my face and all. That Shit hasn't been an issue for me because I never really did it anyways because I figured man all these people that are touching their dick and balls much as I am so You know Fuck it I'm not gonNA touch my face but I wash my hands afterwards. You know you got to adjust the equipment you know gotta give it a quick tug low poll on your bare Dick and balls. Sometimes you know they get caught up in the boxers. Because I go tight boxers to work out I go. I go loose boxers and real life. Sure tight boxers though to work out and it's like you know package gets benched in there you know you struck is all down there. That back is just trying to squeeze out the back door. So you gotta give it a little tugs e- you know little Yang screw if you will you know Yeah it's it's the same as like pension like an Eagle Claw for a dip your fingers on that note and a thumb up kind of pull it up you know towards you that's cool. I don't know tug that screwed up towards you. Where's for women? You don't have that really right Working thongs those weird. Why because I mean that's all up in your asshole. We're used to it at this point really condition by we're just conditioned and shit for tits anyways so it's like you know tits are compact so you're probably not you're probably not as touching yourself as much as dudes are no no not but I mean you don't even notice how much you you do or don't touch your face throughout the day. My face they do. Yeah I know how much assessment this yeah. That was something I've always known okay. Isn't that weird? That you've always known. How touching your face and why? And whatever I don't know why I knew that I knew that. Now after this and then You know everybody's watching every square inch of their body before they do shit. We got breaking news here. Wimbledon is Wimbledon. And if you will. It's been canceled as the first time since. World War Two. Well that's This that Wimbledon has been cancelled. The tournament began in eighteen. Seventy seven so like twice in the history of Wimbledon dawn since eighteen. Seventy seven hasn't been canceled war war to end now. Now fucking shit man. It's weird because tennis is one person's Sport. I I part of me thought all right you you could definitely go on with Wimbledon. All you'd have to do is get your own boss planning your your fucking Home Court. You know in your neighborhood. What's the big deal with that? You're one on one versus another dude or or woman I figured maybe let that go but I guess the flights and Shit you couldn't do no yeah. Nobody could fly in from around the world. You'd have to have no audience well so I'm glad you brought that up. That's what they're discussing right now in all the other sports but the people that are playing have to fly in from Chicago. And that's what they're having trouble with with the U. OF C. Thing so you have eighteen are I'm sorry that's on April Eighteenth Has NOT BEEN CANCELED. However one of the the guys who is on the main event said Hey man I'm in quarantine or I'm locked down in Russian. They won't let us out so we'll see that still goes on or not. I know Wrestling wwe is going on so there. Wrestlemainia is actually going to go on Sunday. I'm going to give you a spoiler alert though. They pre taped it but they did it. They did do it in an empty ring. I mean anti arena. So wherever it's going to they're going to bring you this. Pay Per view is they pre taped it and it's empty but the wrestlers were going against each other so but that's a sport where you're in each other's faces bleeding fucking gratin. Yeah grunting Fook in you. Doing you know That's kind of shocking that that one went on the rocks brother or cousin. Roman reigns he backed out He's like I'm good on this But from what I heard everybody else is still in there doing it and they've already pre taped it so you've got a winner. I don't know if you can bet on it because if you know if you knew someone shit I just put all my all. My money's on that right one thing that I'm not stoked about though that everybody's going to is these fucking video games man so now. They're betting on these video game players and like now you're that's going to become thing now it's just like come on man what yeah and the. Nba is doing a thing with their players. Players are going to be playing. Nba Two cases. They're going to be playing a video game tournament like sixteen of them against each other Post Malone is doing the virtual beer pong tournament which is bullshit are cited Iran. Yeah well I house these brushing up so that when you guys actually do this story a listeners sent me a thing on the show Pat Mahomes and I guess Travis Kelsey beat him fifteen times in a row so maybe it is him that he's it'd beard beard punks goes. There are pretty good. They're just not on the level of of a professional myself or Pat MOMS and yes. I'm putting myself in a super bowl. Mvp homes in the same category because we both beat him but You know whatever I'm I'm not a hero in my kids. Don't kids only got my hero right? Oh No Jerry. I'm just dad to them mom. I'm still embarrassing to them. That's going on right now The other thing too is like There is weird celebrities making names for themselves on like instagram and Shit and Right before we went on air. We're talking about Tori lanes and the rapper. He's got his whole contraption figured out where he's been able to live on show too goddamn. I Miss Phone with the microphone. Although the Shit we're GONNA try to rig it up here maybe try it and see what we can do and see if we could do it from live from Rei Instagram. Feed the ridiculous but fun that video. By the way I posted on my instagram That thing is completely went. Viral which one is the trump China training video? Yeah it is crossed three hundred thousand on my facebook. Donald trump junior reposted it yesterday morning. And it's over a half a million views on his instagram. The China yeah which is really really funny and then today is a Census Day for all you folks out there who really give a shit about that. I do not if you can't count illegals on all of the Shit Fuck. Do you need to know that I exist? You know what I'm saying. Greenkeeper bent losers Don't care about it I'd treat a census treats a jury duty notice. I pretend it's not there. Five Times called jury. Duty showed up zero hombre. That's not something you tell people. Well our was in Los Angeles civic duty fucking live there so I don't live there anymore. I don't give a shit city of Los Angeles didn't give a shit about me. They taxing ready last motherfucking dollar. I Made Los Angeles so fuck you. Dude Yeah Mr every single time. What do you think I want to go in there and listen to your bullshit bullshit? Trials are over in La. Oh someone's somebody had an Didn't have permits to have a hot dog. Stand with fucking chopped onions and shit. Sorry about it. I don't give a Shit Bra. I'm going to treat the census the same way but I don't really care if you know that I exist. Do you can count everyone. We're all equal in this. So you make up a number and I'll be fine with it. You know what I'm saying. I'll be good with whatever number you come up with. Census and then today's obviously April April fools. Oh you love a good. I was hoping this was going to be one of the questions of. Yeah like yeah. You know it's April Fool's Day fools and you you hate an April fools joke or like a dumb all frankly not like pranksters myself either typically stay off the Internet on April first because I hate the fake stories. I hate the stupid videos. I hate the fake pregnancies. The oldest shits. I hate the grandmother popping out of the caskets and all my God. You died six months ago April fools. I've been hiding in a casket for six months and really fucking trying to get you on. This joke like doing somebody. That's something jared would do something so I I. I hated roof media. Cole is a April fools thing talking about that on drinking Bruce Today. Tonight's on drinking bros. Podcast we're going to be live with Tiny cinema is on if you do not follow them on instagram. They're one of the very best Someone gave them three million dollars to make a movie. It's called but boy based on one of the most famous sketches on instagram. It was one of my favorites. It fantastic fast and everywhere else. They gotta theatrical release and they got fucking bone because the pandemic so it is now going straight digital. I believe April thirteenth. I WANNA say. Don't quote me on that. They're going to be on the show tonight. We'll we'll figure it out but I've been waiting for this movie forever. And it's one of the very few comedies. That are getting made now so I am excited about that James and yeah man. We're here with every single day. Subscribed to drink. Umbro's podcast on Youtube. Were all under the same shingle. Drinking BRO AT S- Ross Patterson Revolution during a rose podcasting and Bros Sports. We had a ESPN's Chris on Lesser John. Bring us on last night's I fuck up his name he's great John Brennan was on sports from. Espn was on last night's at tiny cinema on tonight's and then go to itunes tunes right now and just rate the show. The advertisers really want it and A five star in a quick one liner. We be greatly appreciative for. It's and it's free. Just go in there fucking do it and we will be here with you every day throughout this quarantine however long this lasts. I will say this though with John. Being on the show last night. He's in Virginia and they are under lockdown until June tenth Yeah let that sink in April first and that is not an April fools joke. That's real life and he talked about last night hopping on a on a flight to get back to parents during this time and shit man. There's no way this can go until June town. That is puck in two and a half months from now I would kill you everyone in here and you would kill me so yeah murder-suicide who goes first murder you and tell you that. I was going to commit suicide. Would you down okay? Well it's time to be honest with your partner. They're in this world at this point so I'm glad to hear that Outta here. It'll be a murder suicide. You're still alive living. It got a huge insurance policy on me so I don't know if if I've learned anything from this is what I should also leave you with if I've learned anything from a true crime It's that an insurance policy and murder. Don't really go get hand in hand. But do we. Not Have a revolutionary. We're going every single day. Now and unless somebody comes up with a fucking cure for this corona virus there or whoever the pilot is drops the nuclear bomb on all of China and takes that country. Yeah that'll be my revolutionary today. I'm in the. I'm hard in the camp of blame China now for all of this and fuck them so gun so things that I've learned from dateline. Oh if you have a time stamped. Vhs footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles. You'll eventually be abducted. That's obvious right. If you feel you'll never be murdered if you have more than three pictures of yourself. Right okay. You have like a bunch of footage and pictures. You're never going to be murdered. It's only people that have the couple ones that they just like showing if you have a smile that lights up over room murdered covered in blood true in the mid in the mid West. There's no such thing as loose-knit communities. Okay what does that mean d? Do you know like they're always like a tight knit community. There's no loose-knit in the mid West. You can't be murdered if your home in your home. You can't be murdered in your home if you own furniture more recent than eighty three. Nineteen eighty-three Let's see all have to be that kind of it? Looks like lasers Oma on everything. The best way to cope with your loved ones murder is by staring at a boat Marina. That's obvious people only die on beige carpet. That's a fact. That's true. Only perfect marriages end in strangulation and life. Insurance is always a bad idea okay. I wouldn't strangle you though right. It's always strangulation is. If if their friends and family describe their marriage as the perfect marriage we did not know anything was wrong. It's elation of place. Do you know what I mean now. Strength Ends and strangled nation than yes. Yeah and then if someone ever says never in a million years it means next April never in a million years. It'll be the next The next April that it goes down that it goes down. The murderer goes down. I like that James So when you listen to the show you're not only loving your learning and I'm leaving you with that thought. Today's we get out of here for Jessie Wiseman Aka the Djabel. I'm Ross. Patterson this is the revolution. 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#1125 It's Your Property, Go Do What You Want

The Adam and Dr. Drew Show

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#1125 It's Your Property, Go Do What You Want

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I've done so also matter Yeah Bay so yesterday didn't get to these <hes> this blue ribbon panel. I wanted to share with Hugh Gary. Do you have those <hes> colorful persons. I I mean colorful. I mean those <hes> classy group here. <hes> look look as on this panel. I mean you'll notice on the panel is mental health experts physicians that are spur expertise and infectious diseases. You'll notice that there's health experts of various type. You'll also notice that there is you know very accomplished. Developers can help build house. Oh no no wait. There's not a God damn I'm one of those things on the panel full list of advisors including seven elected officials and six institutional representative. It is the very people who've created this problem. The very one Sacramento so Mayor Daryl Steinberg co-chair Los Angeles County Supervisor Mark Ridley Thomas Sars Different Oakland Mayor Vansh Fresno city. It's each one every San Diego county supervisor. The one guy that opposes the Mayor Alexa One guy opposes the mayor elected people Sandiego doing that perfect but it's not one of the mayor's people I'm sure and it's just it's Selanne selected people who have created this horrible rebel situation so I could ease of murderers row rose rose murder people murder homeless people in the street. Allow them to die. That's it. That's the group mustard center a lawn poverty former U._S.. Inter her agency Council on Homelessness Marine Goner He's had some great results so far things well going very well listen. I don't know what's going on with homelessness but whenever they go we've interviewed homeless experts and they're explaining explaining that the cost of living paired with <hes> the <hes> the shortness of of low cost housing has caught and I go this fucking homeless Edward Yeah you can't be you can't be talking about the cost of living a million undocking immigrants found houses in the last year found housing. It's a hoax it's okay but why why the hoax I can't quite figure it out so we tried to explain to me today Mike A._B._C. Show and and it started to make sense to me in terms of the political capital they get from it yeah. It's an interesting thing because two months ago there are three months ago trump goes. Oh <hes> we got a crisis at the border and everyone goes out place. Get Out of here. He's lying. There's no crisis and then a month goes by and they go others crisis at the board and you're doing nothing you're doing. Nothing and it's sort of like I don't are you getting a lot of political mileage out of everything to do is for political stakes I get that's the attempt what I'm saying is. Is You calling everything something other other than what it is but we live amongst it and drive through it and experience it every day. You know exactly how how much capital politically are you garnering from this if this is your mo if so you're mode is somebody says there's a crisis at the border. You go get Outta here. Come on a bunch of smoking Hokum. No one believes you. You're manufacturing that and then at some point you go. Hey there's a crisis divorce. Someone should do something about it. Do you think I go that. Guy's got my phone. I mean it's weird. I think that guy's incompetent yeah. It's weird I don't I don't get it. I'd I'd have trouble grasping it right. What would be good is if but but when there's a homeless less problem and I know Garcetti's an imbecile and he has to go this promised been building for decades? He's trying to get himself off. He's basically in the crosshairs of the blame gun because it's his fault yeah but he does stuff about about how this has been growing for years and essentially being I had nothing to hear them talk about services under their breath and stuff because they can't avoid it anymore but they before they were zero talk about that but still putting housing first just housing I it's like why why are you talking about that. You're in by the way you want to charge five hundred thousand dollars per one bedroom unit because of all the regulation you put on building right and it's funny I was talking of a friend of mine who interviewed some California's who fled California and they specifically she said every single person had this one experience and she talked to people in Houston <hes> and I think Arizona she said and here's the experience they had they were moving into the new house so they went to the county to apply the applications to for the the improvements on their house and their first encounter with the what would they call the the. <hes> there's there's the department building saved and they're playing check but there I think no it's one stop and they looked at each one. The and they said Biharis people that same experience first thing out of the supervisor mouth is you must be from California because the next thing out of their mouth was property. Do what you want right yeah <hes> well listen drew. I've been the APP about this for a long time but can you ma- Rosie was that different in other states the modern regulation a most places this is like property. Why are you here for stamped on Dapo for for light your freak flag fly? They got a lot. They should tell a lot of people what got to tell -tarian thing again. You shouldn't be in love with telling other people what to do. I'm certainly not <hes> you should. I have plenty of Shit to tell people pull that. I feel like I can help them. I don't feel like I wanNA tell them a lot of what they can't do sort of a different mindset I have things I wanNA tell people to try to help them do things it's a lot aww lookout always say all roads lead to narcissism who yes every Jakov fuck stick narcissistic neighbor I've ever had their biggest problem. When it came to me doing something like cutting down a tree branch or adding something on or doing some work they never really set it out loud but the strongest unspoken of their sort of intervening into this thing that had nothing to do with them it was you didn't ask me before you did this thing and then I go with the tree wasn't even on your property so it was dad so I cut the town? They don't speak it out loud completely but basically what they're doing when they show at your house is you did something you do not ask me yeah and if you sort you think about that in swear of Narcissism yes we did not I asked the great and powerful is if we could go on our journey without we didn't didn't clear with you which is more of of a narcissistic thought then I doesn't a stress make me look pretty with that's not even a narcissistic thought compared to something is going on. Somebody's doing something and you're not asking me. I interesting. There's there's a I'm seeing a little difference in the right in the left and that the right is all about here's what you should do what you will not do right. Isn't that interesting. Yes it is yeah here. You should have a family. You should fear God you should study should pray you should Bob. Uh left doesn't tell you what you should do. They will tell you what you're not allowed to do and often with passive aggression honey honey here's any to do here's so the ultimate power in a way is not letting you do what you WanNa do because he would is just a recommendation. Do what you want but here's your should do. It's a good life is a good life. You will not is a is a commandment anybody who's been on the losing using and of that thing where you're like God. I just WANNA finish this. I'm going to get my certificate of completion but the guy's GonNa come by and inspect today and he may not like the Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. There's an almost anxiety and here's here's the thing it's interesting about the dynamic they get you on your heels meaning. They come into your house and go shit inspectors here and then the guy goes. Hey who's in charge here in bub-bubba. I'm sorry realize you're standing inside your house US apologizing to some government peon who gets forty one thousand dollars a year because he's in charge and he can fuck your shit up and then they just do what they want and and there is no recourse course you if you anger them. You're in trouble. If you get on their bad side then they're really going to make things miserable for you. This weird narcissism to want to make people miserable thinking about that. How I told you you my dishwasher? I hooked up. It didn't have a breather snorkel on top. The Guy said where's the breather snorkel the inspector I said here's the Fisher Pike Cal Manual. It literally had like page thirty one breather snore vulnerable free page now yeah quite yeah page thirty one breather snorkel page thirty one be breather `less installation. I was like well. That's the way I did and the guy went now. I said well the the manual tells you things made in Sweden. It's fourteen hundred dollar dishwasher. They think they know what they're doing. You can do this weird Luke where you do it the water air gap whatever and the guy who's went now. See a breather up top. I said that's from the fifties. It's a code from the fifties this brand new drawer steinke from Sweden or whatever and I just went well. I said look it's in the manual this how they give you an option to hook it up this way. They manufacture the product. I think they know about they'd be liable. If it wouldn't work this way and the guy I won't let me take the manual took the man. I'll show you my plumbing supervisor when Doug It. There's bombing supervisor. Call me tomorrow at Seven A._M.. The other party they fuck your life up. Now you get your fingers crossed yeah. Please please douchebag with salt and pepper and you're fucking mustache gets paid Jack Shit by pay your fucking salary. Please take pity on me. Please call the guy like the next morning is like the show to my supervisor plumbing surprised said now when once that snorkel and put it back puts drill hole in the counter put the snorkeling. I said it's already hooked up. It's fine now. He said no then I remember saying <hes> okay. I'm GonNa go put you know what I'm GonNa do. I'm GonNa take the fucking shope dispense around the whole in the sync with soap so I'm GonNa take that fucking shit out. I'll put it in a fucking bag. I'll take your stupid snorkel thing and I'll put put it through the same whole. I'll fucking hook it up. I'll invite you over you can look at it. You can sign off on it then. I'll take it back out. Put The soap dispenser back out and Hook the loop up like a fucking manual told me to do so. Could you just come over now and look at it and the guy went. No you gotta call before six A._M.. Like he's such a fucking by the way you fuck sticks who these people that they should have more power. They should have more power our you want. These guys have more power Jesus you want these astles fucking made an appointment bought a fucking stupid air gap thing hoped it up took the fuck soon as the guy was back in his truck out. I was pulling the mother fucking can thing out and put back in thrown away but I had to do that for him and he had a manual in like it. That's the national government not by. The way wasn't bureaucracy based on things because he could say now he's Iraq. You Guys WanNa grow that facet of our society when you want more him. That's your plan. Here's anymore. 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We know exactly what I'm talking about. It is an amazing product and it is completely free download or now get your APP store. It is Pluto T._v.. All right let's go to nate listen. I don't mind Vox Dick hopefully dead by now inspector tournus fucking plumbing supervisor. I blame people who want more of that who they go. No I trust US guys get. Are we got into this conversation because that's what's escalating the cost of building for the homeless. Yes created the problem that they're attempting to solve. They could call it all off. Why don't they just reduce the regulation? At least for the homeless bill hurt themselves Madan. Hey Nate nate yeah forty inspector here in Portland just kidding <hes> what's going on well. Hey I just wanted to call you guys because one of the questions I've heard over the years time and time again from you. Is People Dr Drew. Do I know him an alcoholic. You know when do I when do I know that I just drink too much and last summer you know I've been listening to Vinnie for a couple of years now and all summer long. I was drinking way too much and then alcoholic but I decide you know what I'm going die hard. I'm going Dr Drew Style. I'm going N._S._M.. Gee I'm cutting out drinking for an entire month and I did it and I get completely refrained like my whole experience with drinking and I just WanNa thank you guys for just talking about you know the habits in the drinking and it's just you know get up. Take a walk better. Do something be careful careful because two things good job three things great job number one to your lucky enough to have engaged in something called natural recovery which can be done early. If you get out of control really out of control you can't. It's impossible almost impossible to do this and then number three. You still love it so be careful. You're super care if you'll be aware you haven't been able to control I've been able to. I don't think I mean I was doing like free. Three Beers a day. Never got two point but I you know I. I need to put this in. Check the long night at a wedding with an open bar. This is what I'm GonNa take a month off and I'm going to see what happens. I lost twenty one pounds at first month so that won't be keep on the N._S._F.. G. And I've been able to just adjust my entire thinking around alcohol and I just you know the have it for. I think you know there's kind of that. Middle Ground where there's some habit and that was able to change that I think it's and again you guys for what you're doing and binion everybody there's different genetic proclivities and you may got a very powerful. One and jeans aren't destiny good for you taking control well nate and I think knowing you can stop when you WANNA stop for a period of times and important tool the have in your box although don't come the problem is what happens if people go back many times. I control it before well. There's there's that and there's when you come back tripling down right because there's no no I get it but what what I'm saying is everybody has a little bit of this wiring. which is they're good? They're good they're good and then they open a bag of girl scout cookies and they go Hockett John. You know and it's like now you could have three or four cookies and put it back back in the fridge. That's one of the things about innocent G it. It's easy to get back to it really if all that I've ever been on. That's the one thing I've noticed about this one. I can get back in alignment really easily yesterday <hes> but I would call a bad eight a lot and I thought oh well I. I know it'll be back on the beam tomorrow no problem how about that once you regale regale us with that harrowing story but you almost seating donuts at one time almost I put my head and it smelled it took a big victory problem. All connected almost glazed donut scare yeah. I know you didn't do it. It's still scares me about it but the bedrooms Jews this plus eating donut few months ago what so funny I didn't tell you this I- Vinnie Vinnie right now on my podcast was last week last week okay I I was telling him about. Suddenly craving does really missing donuts craving. Does he goes. Hey something's wrong. I heard that he was right. I've got he goes get it back together. I did when away went away. The donut scare was over. I can't believe there's not there's nothing for me to starbucks anymore. Well string cheese and eggs. They've hardboiled egg streets. You the coffee with the heavy cream every crane now now I'm not he wants to cook stuff now. No I'm not saying there's nothing I can eat there air but string cheese hard boiled eggs are not exotic items shoot. I'm saying yes I can go to any supermarket anywhere in the land and get hard boiled eggs in strange. I go to my own refrigerator and go to harpo eggs in string cheese which I think we're all looking for. Is that cool item that you can get boo. Here's an interesting one gary. I gotTa tell you in the N._S.. N. G. Department Hartman. There's nothing I love God damn better than a kind of an egg mcmuffin style. I love there's something about the <hes> English muffin with the egg and the cheese and the Canadian Bacon the P._d.. Sausage this not the link Sausage Patty saw. Here's a question for you gary at the starbucks the egg mcmuffin equivalent that let's go sausage patty and cheese plus the the Muffin the blueberry sorry plus English muffin. How does that stack up against the SUV? Eat eggs now that we figured out the SUV Evita eggs is a bunch of potato powder. I'M GONNA guess a lot worse. You'RE GONNA guess a lot worse what depends on but it's really just to. It's it's an English muffin. Everything else is good. The SUV eat egg is a bunch of cornstarch and whatever potato powder and not that much egg so how could it be much worse because I- per unit wait you have to figure it out right. I don't know I just whatever apples and he doesn't really fit well. No no you buy when you when you order sous vide to sous vide eggs versus an egg mcmuffin or whatever whatever that thing is because also if you take a look at the composition of an English muffin it's got auto Aaron it like. There's not that much going on. Hey if you eight just the egg bacon cheese you're in great shape but I like that heart and also I hate throwing one behalf. Take the top about a fucking fucking live my life preaching satellite. Now you know what your kids feel like when you have railing on them for for the Cheerios in the morning so where my mind went I can sort of back by the way we don't do cheerios honey nut 'cause it's got the word honey. Ah So it's good for you. Sorry if you can figure. I don't know total carbohydrates for the sous vide the Bacon and grew air ones is nine grams and then for the sandwiches thirty four boys. You don't need one's who've remained the same way we said one or one for one serving <hes> what was that one no it's two oh two not bad who told it was so terrible Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie both the same amount of sugar you choctaw Vinnie Vinnie. I inhaled the OH boy or warrior. I was outdoors okay well. That's no good. Did you have adequate fat so the sous vide is only late nine for two of them correct so they do that. Serving thing is I don't know how they do. They're serving thing but it's clear that it's two eggs and the whatever what else we English muffin in a GonNa Pizza Sausage Awesome Patty correct sausage egg and Cheddar and it's just that English muffin that is so offensive. I probably bread bread is rough man now. I get it Predator up but there's a part that I here's what you gotta riddle me this part. I don't understand I see people talk about like deep dish pizza right and then they go oh yeah no that's bad and then you go okay but what about a soft Taco with one corn Tortilla like the small one. No no and I'm like there's not there's not that much volume there. Do you know what I'm saying to me about volume because I I do like there's just saying basically cut a Kaiser Roll sometimes times and then you just talking about Latte Brad not even talking about Muffin like I'm talking about Peter. They're already that that much. There's not much to issues of density. Is there yeah and then cortisone special kind of okay well. Let's stick with flowerlike again. The English muffin feel like light passes through it like why's that then and by the way then when you order foot long sub and you'll get that big hoagie brand. I mean what does that ten billion grams of CARBS ARBS well. I mean you're like if you look at an English muffin like toasting airy light bazant through. I think we're we're getting or even even a flour Tortilla. I think it doesn't feel like much who I think we really have com comparing per unit. Wait you mean per X. amount of grams. Here's within their well if you order. Let's see Gary if you go a chipotle and you're sorta breed all all protein just like meat cheese. Whatever is the Tortilla that many grams of cards because it doesn't Dan how many carbs in a few average flour Tortilla good question let me hit <hes> Tommy versus versus versus a hamburger role? You know what I mean like. It feels like so much more right all right Tommy John Summer. 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For Twenty percent off Tommy John Dot com slash eighty s so what is a what is a flour tortilla versus a hamburger bun. I'll have to get the hamburger bun in a moment but the flour Tortilla police fifty grams of carbon see. That's a lot I I guess but yeah I is. A hamburger is a hamburger bun. Lasts can't be less could be but it just feels like so much more volume. I bet it's going to be around with me. I'm sorry different kinds but I'm going to bet around forty forty forty so what are again but it's a sixteenth of an inch thick con dance MSRP dance. I get it calms. The first thing I've found is a plane hamburger role weighing forty two grams grams or about one and a half ounces has twenty grams of carbohydrates interesting so weird. If you have a mixed green bond of the same size you'll get a little over nineteen mic screen so tortilla which feels like nothing like remember when people were healthy eating wraps. I do remember that and I know but it's like it was it was the same idea just all carbohydrate Caesar Salad rap crabs CBS carbohydrates. That's all mayonnaise a guarantee one more for you so if you go to a subway and you get a six inch sub what is the role all and carbs now. I'M GONNA go nuts if there's more there's more carbs in a Tortilla than there is in that because it's not it's doesn't car to you know no. I'm saying the Tortilla we speak of okay. What do you think there's going to be more? No right always gonNA tell you. I don't know I had it. Why don't you go ahead and do you have something to clean up ahead all right? Give me a second to pull it up on this. I've got this great here but I want a corn Tortilla to by the way I like corn tortillas. I love him that good for Burrito. You just want like the six inch Italian white or you want yeah all right so you can expand this out however you like obviously but six inch Italian white is thirty four carbohydrates. This is before programs this. I'm I'm literally floored so long it would be you know sixty. I'm just saying when you see a Tortilla just feels like a bunch of nothing and when you see subway subban it feels like a big old chunk of carbs density but and you know are Mexican compatriots known for being lean not known for being lean but still and by the way thirteen grams right right now. Here's the deal with that is the same size now is not yeah. The real question is the so and make a big old corn one. That's interesting never see it. I don't think the corn has the same it falls apart. I don't know I guess we're GONNA have to ask Dawson during his green machine right there the whole the whole evolution of those kinds of foods were to concentrate calories. You know to prevent you know to eat done Unin John. I just it again pita Tortilla and like it doesn't or the even again the English muffin doesn't feel like they're stat much there compared to the Hoagie Kinda Bun interesting. I wonder if anything on the preparation this exactly why went sort of just all the protein only because it was just too confusing describes a stick with a protein height Goddamn it what Peter Brad I is flour Tortilla the pita bread. He's gotta be the less concentrated so with this. Felix is more surface thirty five all right. Let me hit truecar sixty seconds. That's how long this is is going to last well. What else can you do in a minute? How about getting offer on your car? Just go to truecar use your smartphone or your computer. Enter your license plate number. Watch your car's details composite on up answer for you questions. Get a few answers. Get an accurate true cash offer from your local truecar certified dealer then bring your car in and they'll check it out with you together. Ask Questions Get answers. No surprises leave with your check or are you can trade your car in you WanNa new car you go at your car. 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Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

Mornings with Keyshawn, Jorge & LZ

42:22 min | 1 year ago

Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

"Everybody now Jonathan Watson on the twitter for an all request ones. They want to hear what Clarence Carter along with <music> all the classic Prince Dhiraj. Oh yeah that goes way back. Let's the new drop from Gen play Gin. What's her name era? Yeah go home one more time. I just don't see what I want to wake up a little boy elsie semi boy elsie cow couch yeah definitely futons cal yeah definitely oh yeah futons just a couch backseat of a car. It's a couch masquerading as a bed. I like the front seat behind Haydn stiff you Alexis too when I got the middle thing. It's just it's impossible but you know what I mean like if the cops Clyde I don't know because it becomes GonNa come and knock on your windshield or not going. You'RE GONNA be like you in the front seat. How dare you know Raja's associate associates that he was in the backseat and I sit in the front case? I had to drive away. 'cause I just keep going. I'll drive motorcycle. So you get you get to be the wheel man and the voyeur yeah the big night smart. He's been quite a mentor to you that rush. He has more tricky for my people ray. A met this boy at nineteen and changed his life forever. He did as Z.. Wide eyed and innocent at the time he was not shirt dangling a carrot Luo Fox radio. We're GONNA andy taken away so we were talking before about the N._F._l.. Dot Com top ten or their top one hundred and they are about to drop their top ten then <hes> Jared Goff came in at thirty to correct most recently around there in the thirties yeah because he was thirty eight last year thirty two this year Korean we are down two two rams. We have not been named to this point that presumably would be in the top ten Sean McVeigh. No now coaches don't count. I know it's a Sean mcvay system Sean mcvay team but he does not count it would be Aaron Donald and he's pretty good todd Gurley. He's pretty good too. Yes those those are the two guys still remaining and presumably the teams <hes> No special teams jr no Greg No greg leg no Joe Joe Matson. Those guys did not crack the top one hundred to the best of my knowledge. It's going to be Aaron. Donald Todd Gurley along with Tom. Presumably Tom Brady drew brees Antonio Brown. Julio Jones Khalil Mack Patrick Mahomes von Miller Aaron Rodgers hard. You say his name like that. I just know your fan. I am a fan. I know you're a fan of air has as many people yes yes. Many people are Aaron Rodgers. Who who do you think would come out higher between Donald or Todd Gurley in novelist? I would agree. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED DONALD NUMBER ONE. It would not shock me at all top two for sure girly. There's a debate who's the best running back even when unhealthy yes Arkley Zeke girly those that you didn't see nothing sorry I needed though with Donald there's no debate who the best tackle is in the league. Well I mean he's he's in the conversation. Forget best hackel. He's in the conversation for best defensive player illeg period conversation. They should know he is the best defensive player and they're going to be people who they're. They're all who put Khalil mack out there. They're gone Miller von Miller. I think it's GonNa Iranian V._p.. Rainy defensive player of the year Aaron Donald who was who's the rainy play together last year Aaron Donald. I'm not one to me. I'm one of those people making the arguments so which one on this list I gave you guys the other names in a top ten could possibly be above Donald. Who Do you think in the top ten possibly possibly above Donald? Yes who else could be number one if it's not on the list that I gave you who would it be. I I could see them. Doing Tom. Brady thing I would think drew brees. If it's going to be someone ahead of Donald I mean when you if you look at the season breeze had last year <hes> believable fell off towards the end he al off you know what I know. You fell off 'cause he had a twelve point lead at home in the N._F._C. Championship game he mad because the oneness caught in the fourth quarter. I mean Tom Brady spent spent that super bowl mostly struggling. He mostly didn't do a damn thing who had the Confetti Tom Brady but it was really great. I just it's hard for Julian Adamant woman to win M._V._p.. Super Bowl and then not acknowledge that Tom Brady has something to do with it sure but I mean but it really wasn't considered Tom. Brady Super Bowl like we're not going to look back on that thing and say Tom Brady game too early from a home to be ahead of them. Yeah that's ambitious man but if you look at the way he played those numbers were sick. There was now speaking of peers in terms of numbers. There was no one near Mahomes last year no but the differences and the reason why I think it's important to talk about not just last season but the season before that is there's a certain level of consistency that require to be considered the game best player as opposed to having one spectacular season. You're listening Caspian. Los Angeles have a great season but to be considered the best player you need a little bit more your resume and Donald Winning back to back defensive player of the year wards suggest to me that he's shown a member consistency consistency that he didn't have a breakout year the funny thing though with Aaron Donald and obviously this is not entirely a function of Aaron Donald and if you've talked to anybody in the League they we'll tell you he is as dominant as that reputation like he is as dominant as everybody says he has been for the last couple of years part of a defensive line that has not been able able to stop the run and it's just it's interesting. It's not all on Aaron. Donald I mean clearly could be a function. linebackers functioned the other guys out. There is just really interesting is there is there a highlight reel of him. Missing tackles not tackles. He can still blocked so that can be blocked so that's my point. It's like going. I get it that yeah you can look at the collective select stat of rushing yards against his defense and go well Aaron Donald Not you know doing x Y and Z or you can look at the fact that while he's doubled in triple team so maybe the other side side of the ball is not pulling his weight or is is waves skiing and Wade scheme is to contain within a certain range and not break and it seems as if whatever weight is designed for them defensively with that stat being true for the past two seasons they've also have improved for the past ten season that has to bowl appearance. Apparently whatever way decide shirt that the offense is going to be allowed to do hasn't hurt the outcome of the game in the Super Bowl and look obviously donald that presence is obvious in the way he's disruptive in the way that he will get to a quarterback that quickly he's he is a big reason that the rams have been so good against the pass like he's they big reasons. Not just you know they happen to have a really good secondary and guys like a key to leave Marcus Peters John Johnson. They deserve their credit as well but Aaron. Donald is a big reason those guys can take chances and those guys can be aggressive in their coverage is just something I've always found corky in the way that the rams you know with that inability to stop the run on consistently with Aaron Donald Being Upfront but yeah you could make an argument that he is the best player in the League period yeah I I don't think they would go defensive just because they never go defensive and they tend to go quarterback and and I feel like Patrick Mahomes had the biggest season of any quarterback last last year but they would think it's too early. Tom Brady's Tom Brady but he wasn't necessarily as prolific and he was not a very I had him on my fantasy team. Last year. Tom Brady was frustrating writing last year he was a frustrating guy. In terms of just pure production. I feel like drew brees. Maybe splits the difference between those guys the best and that's why he might end up number one one. I would have no argument if you made Donald Number One. I will have an argument if may drew brees number one but there will be no argument of Donald's number one now girly also is interesting thing though just in the sense of where he would end up in the top ten may be indicative of how concerned people are about that knee like you know what what are they projecting being todd girlies production to be this coming season how explosive to they think he's going to be coming off that knee issue that you know. Nobody quite knows what was happening. We he's no something was well. If you look at the top one hundred which you know isn't it the clear definitive list of what Israel was not real. It's much it's much more about the the opinions of what they think is. Are they have todd Gurley as the best running back in the game right Ezekiel Elliott he was behind Saquon Barkley. Doc saquon Barkley had an outstanding rookie year but then Todd Gurley to them still clearly the best running back in the game. I would be concerned. Ernest viewpoint was one in which Todd Gurley was considered the best running back in the game in other words he was third in Zeke's saquon Barkley was second. I I would be much more concerned so as long as Todd Gurley the best his position. I'm good Aaron. Donald to me is the best player in the game. If he was doing what he was doing on on the offensive side of the ball the way he was defensive -solutely Patrick mahomes numbers would be door and that that's actually that's a great way of looking at it man like the idea of just flip his production to to the offensive side and the way we look at it because those stats are more tangible to the stats we pay more attention to particularly fantasy driven world a beer Donald Donald rap. Yes we can Not One game one half one half one half of a game. Don't waste any time half by the way presumably. His defense was on the field at least sometime yeah. Here's a little bit more DeMarco to the sideline the tumor you know how you know the Jon Gruden has taken a liking to Nathan Peterman calls him nate now nate Peterman Nate Nate Peterman his the exact quote was this nate Peterman is growing on me nate. They're tight. I listen. I can't tell if he's trolling us if he just you know likes to say that he's the smartest guy in a room you know keyshawn talks about a lot in the obviously see it. You know over the course of his coaching career that he he clearly likes to position himself as someone who sees things and is capable of doing things that other coaches and N._F._l.. Aficionados can't do yet so he likes to take the broken toy and say that's not broken. You just don't know how to play with it right. Look the the problem. mm-hmm isn't that Nate Peterman nate isn't a good quarterback. You know the reason that he's got a career three touchdown to twelve interception ratio it because everyone else didn't know how to use them not like the Genius Jon Gruden who by the way has made it also pretty clear not a huge fan of Derek Carr. Write like this could be the direction that we're heading in Raider fans nate Peterman but but again I like to think that he's not going to make the shall we you say n._F._l.. Dumb move. He just likes to suggest that if you wanted to he could take nate Peterson Peterman Peterman call. Oh Peterson Peterson is bad guy yeah. I guess they're both bad guys for different reasons. <hes> yes nate Peterman he could take him and win the Super Bowl with him. He won't 'cause he's got a car right now. In a situation where you had to any quarterback and make him something special well I would hope that he wouldn't expect to Peterman throw over two passes acids because the Peterman who through at least two interceptions in the three games that season the he attempted more than two passes so if he tips more than two passes chances are two of them are going to be in the other teams hands Peterman. This is Shaun looking right now like his average yards yards per attempt three point seven last year average bridged funding. There was a quarterback that was available yards gained yards gained per pass attempt with Nate Nate Peterman nate three point seven phony. There was essentially a pitch. That's that's like a long pitch to a running back. quarterback that helped lead a team to a superbowl. Those and my brother would have been available at saying. I don't know I mean nobody comes to mind. There's nobody else that was able to help buffalo win a game. I'm uneven one quarterback out there. Nobody would played in Buffalo Man <hes> Anyway Migratory Kapernick going to talk about Jon Gruden and Jon. John Gruden is simply just joining us. He likes being talked about. He is cognizant of the fact that if he's is he flows this quote out there someone who's working in media as long as he has. He understands how this machine works. We're GONNA talk about him and talk about you know whether or not Jon Gruden sees something that the rest of the League does not see I guarantee though dare card unlike it like dare cars used to it at this point. He doesn't like it but he's used to car. I would love it because my job is safe then. If you have this man backing me up Komo I can I can't throw foreign exceptions and a half and still won't reach the lows of Peterman. No I mean only the insecure the most insecure quarterbacks WanNa God awful backup so that they can look better if you're a secure quarterback and you care about you. I feel when I'm not here. Chris takes over. I'm like man as long because I want because he did that. Joe Chris wasn't it wasn't in a room but in all seriousness now. He's got to be used to this. Do you know he's been exposed to the wisdom for for season now. He knows how he likes to troll. He knows how he says one thing and does another. He certainly knows how he thinks. He's the smartest guy in the room at all times and if he wants out is not because he doesn't think that he'll be successful there is because he's tired of the Gouden. That's been wearing recommend his nerves. The morning show much more banker. This is what I'm talking about. Got Birthday Happy Birthday Wesley Snipes. Is it birthday Mark Cuban now. You'll have to help me out so I pop the is stands for grew stew stew Italian pop king of the K pop which have later for you. There's a birthday in K pop world but <hes> go ahead. Andy say the name Danielle Negroni Negroni what any relation to Kristopher Negron dodger hit a home run in his first Latte with the blue which pop has more pop the K. or the I I think the case a little more pop what's The D. for Oh. What do you think because there's GonNa be some depot see week by the way all the events inside of facebook twitter? Don't make that face on Instagram facebook and twitter E._S._p._N.. In Los Angeles E._S._p._N.. Going down starting Monday and of course we warm it up a little bit today well L Z throws out the first pitch plus Sodano that she yeah exactly exactly he's going to be at Golden Road Brewing Horry and I and Roger GonNa be hanging out there too so <hes> comes a high press. The flesh kiss baby slapped backs. Do the whole thing I'm so because Pacelli part of the pop the opera singer Tap Andrea Andrea Bocelli Danielle Negroni no relation to Christopher variety so Kevin Pelton <hes> e._S._p._N.. Analytics Powder K. K.. That's the the N._B._A.'s Cape up did his off season grades for the Western Conference <hes> and the Lakers in Kevin Pelton estimation walked away with a B. I don't like Kevin Kevin. I don't like cattle <hes> he obviously obviously noted that the Lakers got a superstar with Anthony Davis <hes> but they had to give up a lot in order to get him in basically everybody that wasn't Kyle Kuzma but he thought that they were thin at point guard and they also was has some concerns about the way things will shake out defensively with a lot of the guys on the roster. How does be sound a U._l._C.? I just told you how sounded you don't like him. I don't like having him because of this greater just period us more the great more sure he's a fine person privatized guy. There's an ipod Deepak K. Papa the pops all the pop but his great is important to me right now because while it is true that we quote unquote you know gave up a a lot of potential we brought in a lot of definitive <hes> and there is certainly a very strong argument to be made that out of the four young employers that the Lakers had in the conversations are being traded that they came away with possibly the one that's better equipped to to play with a superstar. They just brought in so in other words you can have addition by subtraction and you're sitting here going okay. Yeah we got rid of or traded traded away some young talent where we brought in a superstar and now we're able to feature another budding superstar in Kyle Kuzma without having to share his minutes with the Brandon Ingram Ingram and perhaps has minutes taken away from by Josh Heart depending upon the lineup. I think it's an eight I do somewhere between an A. and a B.. I'd say somewhere more like probably be plus a minus. I think all in all rob Pelinka did a very good job very good having to scramble once they found out that I I don't think scramble but I think there is a plan say I I don't mean smash. No media says scramble because clearly they didn't know what the hell was going on because national media didn't noticed Paul George was on his way to when I say scramble. I don't mean that as if he didn't have a plan I'm just saying he had to move quickly. That's all I mean is that you have to move quickly to make sure your securing securing the people that are out there because at that point a lot of guys were already off the board. I don't mean it like rap. Link was running around with like a chicken with his so you don't mean scramble like in the the pocket collapsed and I'm trying to get a read option play. I don't mean scramble in the way that everybody clung to that word when Woge <hes> I believe was on sportscenter and was talking about them scrambling to try to get that deal that moved Isaac Bonga and Mo- Wagner and those guys to clear more space and that the Lakers it sounded like were with he was least hearing were scrambling to make it happen because they were behind the curve. I just mean rob pulling ahead to scramble into hostile to make make sure okay I get the guys I need before literally. Everyone's off the board. That's all I mean I it was not meant in any way negative towards Pelinka like I said I think he did a good job. I think he handled it the way that any N._F._l.. Team or any N._B._A.. Team the draft will handle it that this draft board and if this player is not available then these are the guys that we've identified defy. They're gonNA go after that. We Right and in Golden State that Rehab Season there were times where he looked good. There were times where he looked like a big man coming off a very serious injury three. Yes hopefully the time that demarcus has had just in this off season to keep recovering. He looked at least from the neck up like he's lost weight. In a way that I think will be really I. I haven't seen him neck down but neck up he looks considerably slimmer listen and that'll be helpful that is it. Is You tremendous upgrade from not only what we hat last season but I still double dog dare you to ask to fill in a you know once you get past the top three big man. Where are you going? Where's Boogie? oogie is still top ten. It depends on how available I mean. I mean on it. I mean let's let's keep it real though I mean like wants to. I like true big men. I don't mean like phobic man like I'm tall but I'm gaining. I'm really just shooting guard. No I mean true big man. Once you get past joylin be Rudy Gobert. You know Karl Anthony towns. Maybe Clin Cappella. Where're you going through? I mean come on okay. I mean I'm like right but I mean you could also make the argument than if it's that thin. What's the real value like what's the real value of it? If it's that like being it's like you know I don't mean that as that thin I'm on terms of talent. Okay leases Lisa from a period of time. You got you know Vucevic. Look you know and it was obviously or man Anthony Davis but he's on the team like boogie cousins and it's in the conversation of Todd Whitman Steel before he tore his Achilles heel as a big men are he was actually the conversation you know he he was one of the starting points of the conversation and I think the truth is if Boogie is seventy five to eighty percent of what he was before consistently. That's a really productive player at three three point five three point five mill that is potentially the best off season move of any team if he can manage to be that productive that regularly regularly we just have to see it. I he goes from being the best big man of the game which is where he was before the injury to now at-at team. Yes you've concerns with this before you someone with players that have been on x amount of teams so for this the fourth team for Boogie. Does that concern you at all like I mean it's four teams out. Lebron James has been in the warriors as smart as they are when they get a look at even before getting people they had a real good. Look at him like it concerns a little. They're they're the type of crafty organization came back so right. So why didn't they bring him back. Does that give you any of you any concern that just doesn't it doesn't give me any concern because I know the context of the movement. You know you look at Sacramento. Okay you understand what happens in New Orleans okay just with the war is though that one does concerned because they are like like Andy said light years ahead and we're here let me ask you. Do you want Andrea Gua dollar on the Lakers. Yes all right. So why would you betrayed him away. I mean they had to do that in order to bring in Russell because they exactly there are other reasons besides talent and being a good locker room guy why teams make moves sometimes times. They're planning longer game. We're not playing the ten year game of the Golden State Warriors playing with de Ngelo Russell. We're playing title window because Lebron James's his presence that's cool and it's also an all request Chris from the three two three called in and wants to hear some a general rule some more. I China Laura Laura same thing I will not taking over Andy WanNa Roll Royce. Do you have to say with that. Many stuttering at the beginning have multiple heart orange stutter on doing that all people on now sooner show on an all request <music> requests Wednesday L Z Jorges got a request back. Don't be don't mean making fun of us man rods or any of us one of the crew because we got receipts receipts what Oh here we go for those that missed it Chelsea the make fun of me for the one in rare time actually mispronounced a word. I stuttered just bitter Greek last name CUCO. Thank you couldn't say roles because my ours role but anyway yeah Jorges on during history battery man doesn't matter we got. I got you on this is war. Things are going to get interesting in the O._C.. Week now that war has been declared yes and that's another kind of war that we like. This is real war real war yes so we've been talking a lot of with the rams now. Having broken camp in the season coming up about Jared Goff's extension is going to happen this season what had happened before it. Begins is going to be next season but one way or another I think everybody agrees. Jared Goff is going to get paid and if you really want a reminder of how this is the most first world problem ever take a look at the decision that is happening right now now in Tampa and in Nashville with titans between Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota their teams having to decide ride between the former number one number two picks overall if either one of those guys would get extension remembered like five years ago when that was a big thing thing like who is going to end up having a better career would be the best number one number two between Jameis Winston Marcus Mariota turns out the answers neither and and those teams have to figure out what to do. It's it's so interesting to me Andy because when you look at the N._F._l.. which is filled with really smart guys who crunch a whole lot of numbers and you know they do things like they don't pay you until they have to and like all these smart business decisions and they make run around your underwear before they draft you because they gotta see the muscle fibers with every explosive movement like it's down to a science kisha but then they don't we'll have the courage to go yeah we missed and move on? They don't have the courage to do that time and time again you see teams especially the quarterback position feel. I feel like they have to sign the guy drafted top ten because they drafted that guy in the top ten and even though the eyeball test the analytics everything says don't do this because I draft number one overall. They tend to go but there was something that we saw that we got to figure out how to tap into as opposed to same we missed. We just missed. We just missed James. Wisdom to me is not the number one quarterback of their the draft. He's not he hasn't played that way. No I mean James Winston you look you look at his numbers from last season eleven games just just under three thousand yards and nineteen to fourteen touchdown interception ratio but then you look Mariota he had an eleven to eight touchdown her. I mean neither neither one of these guys. I was GONNA say need a one of these guys is reliable. No well James says reliable and one way health durability which is something I do like in a quarterback quarterback. That's one thing I like about deck where reliable Jane Winston same sentence in terms of health. Yes <hes> Mariel did not so much. It gets banged up even games that he's played. He's banged up left early things like that but also if I have to choose between the two I guess I would choose the combine tape in the bigger arm the stronger arm <hes> <hes> the big guy for throw farther down the field. I guess I would still choose James even know L Z knows we've argued with keyshawn like high. He's not good but if you're making me choose between the two I think I would choose the bigger guy. I'd just like bigger bodies. That's just much doubt that was gent's appearance on sportscenter earlier this morning Dante Fowler Amari Cooper taken immediately after Marcus Mariota Fowler hasn't thus far proven himself worthy of that. He's a better player the Mariota in terms of impact how bad it was an odd year to have a bad team like the first early drafts Yeah Okay Klay Everyone. I just don't think he's was better right. It's it's okay to take the Allenby makes it hard though if you're tamp Melvin Gordon was an draft. Here's what makes it hard. Hey him by the way paint a man if you're Tampa Bay money if you're Tennessee Tennessee it's obvious those guys are not good enough to be long term commited quarterbacks right like and to have that type of money committed to them but the other side of it is. It's actually hard to find guys as good as them like if you go if you go through the rest of the lear it's not what is easy to replace Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota as you might think so on one hand it's like do you want to be bad now like you want to move away from them. Start a rebuilding process or do you want to potentially commit to Winston Mariota but at least fool yourself into thinking you're being competitive and like you said L Z not one who would not want to admit you got it wrong. In the first place I mean they got it wrong right and they got it wrong night. In a sense of Q._B.'s they just did a scroll through through today entire draft all the Q._B.'s draft sucked stuck as aggressive none of Ah Too much stock into a Golf New England and You Orleans both exposed that guy he cannot wrote bless you force him out the pocket. They came straight right up. The middle forced him out the pocket. He couldn't do anything they messed up his entire game but let let let those guys let Western or Mayo to go and watch bill L. A. Check suck them up. Let it happen appreciate the call their Lewis I mean I appreciate some of the call. I'm not quite sure what he's talking about right now. I don't Oh yeah I mean golf actually played pretty much of that game. I don't care what system you put Gough Mariota or Winston in you put them in all three the same bad system Goff's can be the best quarterback in the three winstons call eighty turnovers yes. He has about eighty turnovers in his career Mike in Hollywood once away and what's up Mike Yeah I mean I was calling the sort of agree with the other guy more so with Maryoto where I feel like if Marietta was put into I mean I'm not saying he could plug and play with most systems but if you've got a coach coach for him that they build the game around him I mean he's definitely Mariota has not been helped in terms terms of the system that he's been in but at the same time he's had a long enough career to try to overcome a system and you you can obviously see the difference that a system makes when you look at Jared Goff Jeff Fischer versus Jared Goff with Sean mcvay but at the end of the day the eyeball test also tells you the rams are in a much better place just having to make a decision with jared goff waking up with Sean and his boys. It's kind of like that milk squashing on your cereal in warning on Friday who features right. I won't phone <music> Sun Rise Yeah in the woman's or man's last two thousand nineteen. I'd go easy yeah. That's what I say `Zibi in his house happy birthday correct. Yes how Brown Russia's forty so I'm GONNA say forty one double check today because he had Wesley Age wrong positive no one hundred percent positive dot com to learn a bit of Chicken Fried Koby Fried Komo. I'm Andy Reid no it. How do you not know this? I don't know this is one of the greatest `Zibi sounds of all time yeah B._B.. I could did not name a single B._B._B.. Song other than this one <hes> Jay or whatever there's not a lot I mean I hate to worry yeah. I the Z. B._B.. That's what I say. Okay just everyone on the birthday list. Just add a year to it yeah career plus you put you put Jack Browne Zak yeah but jobs bras to Jack Browne please the Banjo. That's why it's called the B._B._B.. Dummies amies looking at it so it's funny will say that Chris. I'm looking at that going. Did you mean Jackie Brown but movie critics to that's a great C._B._S.. Movie here but you know what else is great. Though so L Z dolphins traded in the off season for Josh Rosen the former U._C._l._A. Quarterback on tenth overall last year for Arizona but they also have Ryan Fitzpatrick in camp and thus far. That's the guy that's been running with the ones one Ryan Fitzpatrick will win the Miami Dolphins quarterback job. I take it take take this is where this magic he does. He gives you all the sweet news all the honey. You want to get an earn a position. That's the reason why he's played for nineteen football teams and Vince somewhere along the season he reminds you why he's playing for nineteen. Football teams like demarcus cousins. This is what he does doesn't play football so he'll win it but he won't keep it is what you're saying. You're probably not plus. Josh Rosen needs time to develop and learn a new system whereas he's the future this is. The president is a reboot for his career. keyshawn on Johnson's nephew Michael. Thomas just got the bag five years one hundred million sixty one guaranteed. He is now the highest paid wide receiver in the game. Take it or shake it. He should be a mistake telling keyshawn. Whoa I'm GONNA shake goes according to N._F._l.? Dot Com. He's not the best wide receiver in the game according to N._F._l.. Dot Com it was his time to get paid but Julio Jones and made it known on the he's not showing up. He's not planning preseason game. He wants to get paid and he's not waiting for anybody else's money. He's the number one where I would see her in the game and he wants to be paid like that and I think that's what's going to happen yeah. I I think Julio Jones is the best wide receiver in the game but Michael Thomas Though in say three years may be able to make that argument that he is the best wide receiver in the game and should be paid as such because he is really that good but here's the problem though by the time Michael Thomas Actually is the best receiver in the game game. Somebody will be paid more than him because that's just the way this thing works. You just mentioned <hes> Julio Jones. He is not going to play in the preseason at all that it has been announced. Take it or shake a good idea good idea. I'm GONNA take it. Oh why why play you know what that is. You know what you are. You know what the relationship with Matt Ryan Him does. Nothing a preseason games going to do besides entertain the fans they can't afford to go to a regular season game or get Julio Leones Hurt Oregon Julio which has to destroy you right. He's he does have an injury history but just why would you put on if you bring out I mean you look at the way the Rams A._M.'s last year. They did their preseason. No the starters played right. You basically had no starters in the entire trees. Oakland raiders game opened up the season as a preseason yeah and that's absolutely the way it should be Zion Williamson not afraid to make some bold statements he said quote my intentions are to stay with the PELICANS. My Whole Career Zion Williamson retires as a lifetime Pelican. I'm GonNa take it Whoa that doesn't mean he's going to stay his career there. No that's literally what I just said no lifetime Pelican no no no no no no no no. He can always be a lifetime Pelican but he's GonNa Spend Time Elsewhere Lebron James The lifetime Cleveland Cavalier. He's always going to be seated because they consider Cleveland Cavalier who already sir he's always considered a lifetime. There are guys who consider lifetime Lakers who have played for other teams Kareem Abdul Jabbar is considered a lifetime Laker. He's got his career in Milwaukee Yeah but he's not a lifer though the lifers for the Lakers Kobe and magic and West like those are the lifers. I have spoken to number of people who you don't even notice the Milwaukee Bucks stent of his career that I feel like you're you WanNa M._b.. Hey I feel like you're taking a n shake on this at the same time. I feel feel like you're doing a taken shake and sometimes it's good response C._J.. mccollum just got a three year one hundred million dollar extension from the Portland Trailblazers that brings I believe the entirety of the money that he's made with Portland new one hundred fifty seven million dollars. He and Damian Lillard are going to be locked up for the foreseeable future. Take it or shake it good. I'm GonNa take it what C._J.. mccollum dead in the postseason you can build on you know that was that was an outstanding outstanding performance and you WanNa talk about. What else is else is out there? I can't think of a guy who has good at getting his shut off in mid range game as C._J.. He's outstanding. He's probably the best player in the League right now not to make an all star team. I love it. I mean it's a great back. It's great back court and if you're a team like Portland Portland in that market you're not a free agent destination so you have to be able to build some type of stability but if you ever want to try to get a free agent you need to be able to let people well. No this is what you're going to be. A part of for the foreseeable future and Damian Lillard who I think is the best leader in the entire N._B._A.. In addition to being one of the best players in the N._B._A. Mighty fine rapper. Yes he is he. I mean he's really good. He destroys free. He literally ended the thunder like he ended the thunder as we know it with with that shot in the playoffs like that's attractive. If you're ever going to be a free agent destination in Portland that's an attractive lovely city. It is a great city an absolutely great city and finally <hes> one of the writers for the fast and the furious franchise was asked about the locales for the <hes> for future installments of the movies where could possibly be and he was asked if he would be open to setting one of the movies in space and Chris Morgan the writer. I said sure quote I would never shoot down space. Never never I would never shoot down anything as long as it hits. The parameters is bad ass. Is it awesome will the audiences love it. Take it or shake it fast and furious in-space shaking sick. We call that star wars no yeah we already have buck Rogers Roger. You don't need the rock up in space. Oh Man I I can't wait. Can I tell you so dumb and I can't wait to see it. I have never seen a full so fast and furious movie. Hell's wrong with you same here. I've never watched it. All the way home is

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The Day We Didn't Remember the Hookup

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

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The Day We Didn't Remember the Hookup

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The Minnesota Viking Gandhi claims that she gets dressed that song every day. Yeah. I love it. Song. Welcome today. It is Wednesday June twelfth. Do you have any guess today? I don't think just just us. It's good. It's just us. Can you handle handle on as long as they're coming? Okay. Morning. Nikki, how you doing? Hi, good morning. I'm good. How are you? Can. I tell you why. I'm jealous of Nikki here. She's at the bar at the airport waiting to fly to believe. Hello. Even more sexy than that. She's going on our honeymoon. Are you even leave the hotel room? We will find any place in the resort. That's our goal. Froggy is here today. But every time we go to Atlantis with froggy and his wife, Lisa. They do each other in the bushes. Happy. Happy times delays push pushing the Bush. Oh, I'm so excited. Excited to talk to you ever been to believe. It's fabulous. I've never been tilles ever, but yeah, it works cited the people are so great. It's so beautiful, and you're there with your newly newly-wedded. What? What's your what's your, your husband's name husband? My husband's name is tad and L. I have some wedding advice for you. Dan, you've wedding advice. Good. I need it. Go ahead. Yes. Okay. So the last week before your wedding, we will you fight. Okay. But just keep in mind it's just because of the wedding love each other's. Okay. Fine. We were fighting because of the topic, we're finding that we're finding because we're just tense. Yeah. Yes. That's what it is as little things. Just keep in mind. It's the wedding. You love each other and be amazing grace, fight or two before the wedding. He's a groom sale at. But I mean I love him. The Chad have a wonderful, wonderful honeymoon Belise. Enjoy it. My and we're gonna send you an Elvis. He'll have his and hers Elvis Duran morning show. Listen have a great, great Honeyman. Hold on second. We don't even have a honeymoon. We don't have a honeymoon. Nothing plan. I feel cheated. I feel like I should take off a month a month. Can you? I mean. Isn't it? Something they have to let you do a law. They have to give you honeymoon for a month. At least I'm pretty sure I. The room. We'll start with Danielle what's on your mind. All right. So, you know, some of us live, these great amazing lives like Garrett who made me very jealous yesterday. So he went to the men in black premier and he was on the red carpet. And he's sending me pictures of Matt Damon of Chris Hemsworth. I'm like, dude, you're living the life that I should be living right now. Home know may only meet it was David Beckham, and I would've would've been over. Some rubbing it in my face. He's like. Yeah. Was with Damon, and Chris Hemsworth. Let's Gary me Dale baller is Ghandi. I wonder sat up my Bank because yesterday they caught someone stealing my identity, and I love them for it. Yeah. Danielle it was from the Bronx. Sorry or something about me and my people. So you're blaming Daniel on all crime. That happens in the ball, all of it is her fault snows, these people fair. Take handle scary. What's up with you? I've been trying to be good and not snack in between meals, but store the other day I saw something I haven't had in so long. And that was a Choco taco ice cream sandwich. Love chocolate Tyco talk. What ice cream and I said, you know what I thought of Elvis Duran treat yourself I know your head in my head. So I bought one eight it got winded up at about grow second. Chocolate tacos last night after I ate, my lobster MAC and cheese. I'm burping of crustaceans today. Sam, let's get into the horoscope. Join bring him bring them bring him Jerry. Okay, Jerry, go birthdays today. Dave Franco, thirty four. All right. Kappa corn. You've been questioning some of your relationships, although it's hard void becoming emotionally attached to the people who don't appreciate you and your affection, your days. Eight aquarius. You're working home, life have been competitive lately. If you're feeling burnt out practice the self-care you need and deserve your days in, I in Pisces important conversations about your family, and friends or something you rarely miss out on remember. It's okay to sometimes focus on your own health before others. Pisces your days. Eight areas romance has been present in your daily life embraced the opportunity to give and receive love and avoid being distracted by your work your days attend. Beitar your positive energy is infectious. Use your mood is a superpower and help your friends when they ask for your support your days and nine you're facing multiple obstacles at home, focus on balancing, and organizing your priorities before taking on more tasks days. Seven hey cancer. Daydreaming has led to new and exciting ideas continue to brainstorm. But don't leave your head in the cloud, especially when your workload is overwhelming your days attend. Leo, you've been waiting for a change in your daily life and relationship. Keep your eyes peeled for connections and adventures that could bring new developments your days. Nine thank you. Virgo friends could be leaving you out of plans and conversations. If your happiness isn't a priority to them seek some people who make you smile without a cost your days. Seven libra obstacles are making your goals feel far away. You're not one to shy away from challenge jump over hurdles, and you could be rewarded your days. Nine Scorpio, you need to confront your fears at work, speak up ask others for support. You might be surprised with the outcome. Your days in eight and Sagittarius you may embark on an emotional journey toward new answers, relating to your home life, take advantage of this knowledge and be content with the results you're as a ten. And those are your Wednesday morning. Tell you usually I just listened for Leo. I don't care about any of, of you other people. Right. But I was looking at everyone's Moore's all apply to all of us every day. Yeah. God, are you becoming a believer? All this. No. Everyone's everyone's horoscope applies to. All right. Say everyone in reverse ever. Thank you. Producer Sam into the three things we need to know Gandhi. What are they wasn't interesting things going on in the world? Denver police looking at a program that's going to have as much as one fifth of nine one, one calls. Get handled by train civilians, apparently right now most calls result in an officer showing up. But they're saying that, that sort of a waste of a lot of the resources to sometimes you don't need an officer you need somebody else. So they want civilians to be the ones deciding who needs to go. I mean great teasha do that. Oh, dear God. That'd be everywhere, new research, also, showing, now that it might be possible to convert type a blood into universally accepted, donor blood, that they say that, there are a couple of enzymes in your gut that could cause this. So if that happens, it's going to revolutionize blood donation. Yeah. And finally did anybody catch the US women's soccer yesterday? I heard about it, there was a walloping. It was hurt. Teens zero the US women took it over Thailand that there's controversy. There is because they celebrated a little too much. And so people were a little upset at the USA team yesterday by I wanna point out that why are they not being paid with should be paid? Okay. Well, this is ridiculous. We know why. Yeah, because there aren't because the women always get paid us. It's so stupid stupid number one seed, if they pull out of tree like did yesterday, they should bonus them all ready for today. Justin Timberlake, spe- Wreksa, and you're listening to Duran Duran and the morning show. Sponsored by state farm. Protect your car and home with the one that's here to help your life, go, right? State farm taught tune agent today at one eight hundred state farm. So I don't know about your office. But in our office in our company we had a gathering last night. It was actually great. I didn't want to go. I'm like, oh, don't. They get enough out of me. Don't they get what they pay for in the mornings? Do we have to go to a night thing too? So we went up to headquarters, do you ever have to go to your headquarters for a party? We have nice headquarters beautiful, but it's so far away and it's like I don't want to go, you know, we do our morning thing from six to ten AM, east coast time. And then we're done right. So I hard media and premiere radio, there are people who syndicate, our show, there lovely people on the phone. Three email. So we all got together last night, and I damn it. I had the best time ever. It was great. It was wonderful. We met with a lot of people you hear as our marketing partners on the show, and we had, you know, booze and food paid for by the big boss. And it was I didn't wanna leave and they said they kept saying, okay, Elvis, you you've done, what you needed to do. You can go now. Why are you kicking me out? I was having fun Gandhi. I were walking out Elvis. Like. The party's getting good anyway. So I had we had a great time. So next time you're invited to a corporate or company function near like a dear Lord. I'd rather stick my Weiner in pencil sharpener dot I had a wonderful time, I want, and I want to do it every night near such a liar. I'm not what they had. They had for food. I experienced my very first mozzarella bar, where it's like a ball of mozzarella we call Barada locally, and they just it's not local Barada is around the world. You just start pointing toppings on your Barada of Barada bar. He's so excited six bowl. You're scary six balls. Water ball, all tees every. Prada. Virata was totally different kind of tease which it's melted out. But it's it's a softer. Yeah. It's the it's creamy on the inside. Scary. I'm glad you had balls of Roddy. I didn't have any food at all. You know what the bet there were two things for dessert. First of all, yes, she did you had some of my little milk? I did suck your milkshake. To your yard. The other thing with they had these little cream cicle pops going full those my. My good look like little orange tampons. They didn't taste like orange damp. Tasting. So really good. So bottom line is we had to go to a company function. We went kicking and screaming, and we're so glad we did can we call him and thank them on the party's call Julie Talbott, love, Julie Talbott. She's been so make Ryan Seacrest got up and he gave the best speech about how what we do for a living audio radio. Whatever you wanna call it. And how we connect with our listeners. And it, it made me cry turn, I wish he would call until that story. I was a great story. And he call him Ryan t Chris. He didn't do anything. Busy. It wasn't wrong that I yelled out, whereas Kelly. Heckling that wasn't wrong at all. Kelly. Ryan Seacrest, got up and read a listener a piece of mail from a listener of from his show in Los Angeles. And it was just heartwarming his great. I saw Charlemagne there. Solomon looked so handsome. He so handsome. You know what I did? I did was shot. I mean he was in the men's room and you know what my trick in the men's. But do you do I was walking to the men's room? It's full of guys on my hey, is this. We're all the decks hang out. Still that joke on the breakfast club. There were a couple of moments where it looked around the room, and I'm like, wow, these really are all my co workers, how fun. People, Bobby bones was there. Is there Delilah feel good? What do you have their producer Sam? All right. So as anybody can imagine, standing up for someone is not always easy, especially when it's not the popular choice. So in return, I think we should support this guy named Cody Barlow he lives in a town in Oklahoma where they're not known for being the most LGBTQ openminded, but Cody said, screw it. I am supporting pride month. So he put a giant rainbow flag on the back of his truck with the words, not all country boys are bigots. Happy pride. That she'll go. Is amazing. Got the story from Brody is so cool. I'm gonna tweeted out the photo if you wanna see the truck, he said, I don't care what kind of negativity. I get supporting this as long as it helps one person in need. So Cody, thank you so much for being you. You're awesome. And if there is a Cody and your life, I would love to feature them Email me at Elvis, Duran dot com. Subject line good. This is John ledge. What's up chain smokers? Elvis durant. Let's talk about how much we love Taco Bell. Hey. 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Text us at fifty five one hundred standard teen and miss jewelry imply, it's always ran in the morning show, Wendy. I do not envy. You. I shall look, you're in a great mood considering what you're going through there and beautiful Little Rock, Arkansas. You're about to do your first clinical rotation at an actual hospital. How nervous are you because this is big guns? My only goal is not to become the patient today, because I'm either gonna puke or pass out. But I'm gonna dry my dates here. We think of it this way, even our good friend. Dr Oz started doing what you're doing today. You know what I'm saying? And look what happened to him. You're gonna talk show. One day, girl. Exciting. We'll look get in there, make new friends and enjoy your first day to explain to people what a clinical rotation is at a hospital is a lot of people may not know what that means. Do the nursing program about twice a week, we go to different hospitals and you just follow a nurse around. But you actually get to do things through the patience like do some skills like I can do wound changes and do start IV's and things like that. So I just need to learn, and you will you'll be today windy, you know what it is. It's actually day one of new new adventure in your life. It really is in, I envy that I think that something we kinda crave, what you're going through today. So enjoy the excitement of the day, even though it may make. Don't patience. I'm gonna try my base. You guys made my life thing. You Nate Nate used to be EMT EMT. Okay. A little different, but not really you have to deal with patients. What's, what's the, the, the slogan is if it's a key and sticky don't let it touch your. I don't remember that wasn't in the train, it has to do if it's moist, and it's on a patient. Don't let it touch your fingers or something like that. Paraphrase. He did say that once he has no memory. All right. When do you have a beautiful day on your clinical rotations, and thanks for listening to us every morning? Okay. Thank you guys. I would think what are you laughing at sticky? I was gonna rhyme it with was not finger. I here's another one another, if it's taking sticky don't take leaky. Hey, so here it is. It's a pride. Of course. June is is pride month. And here in New York City, it was great before we went up to that corporate thing uptown, which I happen to love. We're driving through the village in almost every storefront had some sort of rainbow flag. A rainbow sign or rainbow what I'm telling you being a New York for thirty years, five years ago. It wasn't like that. And to see now everyone loves putting up the rainbow you know what in you even if you're still trying to understand what prides all about you can start with the rainbow. It sure is Purdie. It's nice in. So I was very touched on the on the right uptown, but I did notice. And if you know anything about New York, you know why this is happening. Most of the flags were below fourteenth street. Got to midtown Manhattan. I, I couldn't find a rainbow plot. What I did find downtown trash bags when I was walking from the venue last night. I'm like, oh my gosh. Elvis isn't kidding. It was a mountain of trash where I walk like it's so mad. I think it's gonna be a problem for me would love this town. Anyway. It's true. But I came home from Santa Fe yesterday, the land of cleanliness to the land of trash bag and welcome back, and I'm thinking. Home. Anything? Dusty anything. Right. Rusty. Trash trash low. Rusting that staff and warned it's awful whole end. The laces are torn up gift from my mother bay. I was born. Thank you very much. Oscar the grouch from Sesame Street. Gandhi has never heard that before haven't heard that before that's an old song mind. I can't believe sesame street's that old coming to it, though. I love try download it later. Have you heard rubber Ducky I do know rubber rubber Ducky of nights classic as beginning the first annual report of the day. We say, good morning to great t the frat boy, good morning guys, who the other day when you did that awful game of yours called what was it called? Oh, did you hear that? Did you hear that correctly? And I gave you hell because it was such a lame game all of our listeners got mad at me. 'cause they loved that game what's it called again? Did you hear that? Did you hear that correctly? So. They wanna play again. Right. So cute. See for cookie now. What starch with their see? Goldies. Goldies things that starts with C. Daniel, what are you going on? All right. They did it yesterday the women's World Cup the USA team beat Thailand. Thirteen two nil. Accent there. Thirteen zero, but a lot of people were upset because they showed a lot of confidence, and they celebrated a little bit more than they may not. Yeah. They shouldn't have no still Sola Brian, but Alex Morgan one, she got five goals. Absolutely amazing. They scored more goals in one game than the men's team has an every World Cup since two thousand six. The US women's World Cup goal montage. Yes, this is an English. It's been. Tex Mex photo here the room cut goals in polish. Stitch. Spanish. There you go. I like to Spanish the best by the way Alex Morgan tied the record with five goal goals. Yep. So they are the defending world champions, by the way and the men's team didn't even qualify. But yet somehow the men make more money doesn't make any sense, but let's just move on. Let's talk about this guys, look at this picture of this plate of cookies. Do you know what? This is all is good with Taylor swift and Katy Perry. Yup. Taylor swift gave Katy Perry. This will send her picture of this plate of cookies. And now they are fine. They are friends again. They hopefully will be recording a song, according to Katy Perry, she even said, on social, hey, we should record a song together. So Katy Perry and Taylor swift, our friends. Hope I'm not saying something out of turn here, but I think they've already recorded on. Hi, this is just this is just tricking. Did you hear? What is the plate of cookies have to do with sorry? Because, you know, Taylor tell likes to bake that here's a song of between. It's very that propo- between Katie and Taylor Taylor. Now what starts? Documents. And that's the things that's Katy Perry. Who cares about things? See gooky. That's good enough for me is that the song you were just talking about that. They had over them. Did you see the pictures of Brad Pitt this week? I swear you, he has worn the same outfit all week long for I tweeted it out for you at Daniel minero. So check that out when you because I just find it very interesting. Forbes has a new list of the one hundred highest paid athletes in the world atop the soccer players male soccer players. Neymar is number three Cristiano Ronaldo is number two. In Lionel Messi comes in at number one. So vilely Cyrus, lamb break-up rumors and a tenth anniversary post to Liam Hemsworth. She said happy ten Denver. Serie my love. It's good to know that everyone is dumb as they were in two thousand nine things we ever change. Fans and say I love you all at one time. Yes to. It's November twenty second first trailer is out on an Elsa are packing up and leaving Aaron Dale. They look like they're gonna walk on water meet an ice horse. Lot of good things coming their way is a little dark though. The trailer is a little dark, but I've tweeted it out for us a check it out at Daniel minero tonight game seven of the Stanley Cup finals. You'll have some catfish going on the series from your first responders live on FOX. It's an unscripted reality show about firefighters cops, and EMS technicians, this looks like it's going to be cool match game is on younger and krypton as well. Next hour khloe Kardashian, she took to social to give us her truth yesterday. I'm going to hold my breath till you. Kardashian stop. I can't wait. I'm gonna hold on to you to the credentialed story. Hold on. Say what you want. You're going to die. I'm not doing the story to mecca. You might die. Hey say what you want. But you put their face on a magazine, and it sells more than any other magazine. Okay. Just saying, so sorry I don't own a magazine. I won't tell you know. Can I just say one thing connection every time I'm flipping through the channels looking for something to watch, and I can't find anything there on, I will stop there? They're always like honorable mentioned from me. Say good morning to Lisa. Hi, lisa. What's up? Hi. What's what's going on? What can we do for you? What have we done to you today? Pray the I love trash song. I got in my car this morning, and it was on the radio and it was one of those like Alexa moments where you here, you know, you have something in your head, and all of a sudden, it's on Facebook that song as been in my head for the last few days, I have no idea why we're not the this morning and you planning it isn't that were called synchronicity. I think that's what it is. Yeah. Where synchronicity is, and we've all experienced something like someone will say, oh, God green beans. Okay. And then a minute later, you look over here and there's a picture of green beans. And that day at lunch, they serve you green beans, and everything turns into the synchronised thing. So yours is I love trash by Oscar the ground. Yes. But I mean that's thirty like, well, I haven't heard it in thirty years. So will you know we like to play the oldies but goodies my morning. I quite enjoyed the, the Oeste phone. So you, you grew up with Sesame Street as well. So, yeah. Don't you ever if you're seeing something that? To do Sesame Street. Do you ever get a little tear in your eye which it because it takes you back to when you're a little girl? Sometime. I sing the songs to my kid. Well, they're older now. But when they were little, I would think the lady buck song because I still remember all the song. And this is an important thing for Gandhi for instance, you, you didn't did you grow from Sesame Street, and I did watch it a little bit. So I wasn't really allowed to watch TV at all. But I did see Sesame Street a couple of times. Yeah, I up. I know your, your education and intellect was very very, very high goal for your parents. Yes. And so I think no never been your parents. I think Sesame Street would have been the only show that one in reading rainbow. I'd electric company was good too, at Lisa. Listen, thanks for listening in I love trash. You're going to hear it for the rest of the day. Okay. Thanks. It's like a sucker for you. Sucker by Jonas, brother. But I hear it everywhere I go anyway. What's this Brody? Well, that's a new cookie song if she wants to hear something new. No, we don't need new cookie. All right. So yesterday, there's a big controversy on our show. You know, we don't have the controversies, the big one yesterday was who should who should not be invited to the wedding, and I got a lot of feedback from listeners yelling at all. You guys agreeing with me. I'm not throwing a little fit like a lot of brides, do if you're if you don't have a ring on your finger. You can't bring a guest. I mean, you, you can only bring a guest if you're married to them, or if you're there freon, and I'm like, well, people live together without ever marrying, they should be able to invite each other to my wedding, or even if you meet someone on the street of a way to the wedding bring him in. Okay. That's big of you very apparent. It's a party. It's not it's not like Royal court with Queen Elizabeth. Oh true where they have rules. I'm okay with that. What? As your wedding. I think you should be able to do whatever the hell, you want to get a lot of flack from you people in the room, but a lot of listeners are going, you need to calm down. You're all puckered up. This makes me feel that are good. I'm bringing someone random tear wedding. The, the first guy you see when you get off the plane. Hey, you're, you're having a bad day, not only a wedding through these doors. But it's like a needle sharing program. Whatever you need whatever you need to get you off the smack. Come on in. It's a methadone clinic. What's carry see. I just feel that you deserve to have the most relevant people of your life during your most shining moment, will, thank you about what you feel I need. Events long without help people coming our that relevant to him. Probably all. Relevant except for granted. I understand what you're saying and Daniels, right. It's your wedding, and you could do what you please. And I think that you're being you're being very nice. And you rolling the red carpet for anybody. I personally would not choose to do so, okay, would want people that are that, that are meaningful to me to be at the wedding and some Rando just because you don't wanna be single that day at think it should be bringing somebody, I know. But if you're relevant to me, and that makes you happy have Arango that I'm all for. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nate. Agreeing with me. Thank you of us. I'm sorry. I have a question. What's that? Okay. So this is obviously the hottest ticket in town. And I know my wedding. No, no. It really is a lot of people wanna go. It's not a ticket. That's what I'm looking at it ticket. No, I'm looking at it is that because I know your answer. I know you're gonna be angry when I ask you this can I sell my spot to your wedding? If it makes you happy really. Yes, I'll never speak to you again. Exactly. I knew that would be Iran or you gotta split the proceeds. Well, I'll do that. I'll give it to charity. How about that? No one half of it. Okay. And I'll give to charity. Themselves take out. I'm not gonna do that, so coming and that again is the shot donkey coming shot. Donkey. No. We cancelled the shot donkey, the tequila donkey, tequila donkey, even though we've met to -til donkey, and we know this donkey lives, a much better life than most human beings. We're afraid that someone is going to hear that we had a tequila donkey and think that we're abusing animals. And so we just want to eliminate even we know it's not true, but you know how the public is. But the burrito borough is still come. You'll be able to burritos off food all kinds of foods, soak side. What's that scaring? You know, I find it fascinating for someone like yourself who so uncharged and controlling your extremely relaxed about your wedding rules. It's cool. It's all right. I'm like, you know, you're very what I'm saying. Other aspects of life. You're very much in charge of like, okay? It's gotta be this way, this, this, your, your meticulous, and your perfectionist. So in I just find it interesting, I come here scaring yellow Brown over there. You know me when I'm in this room, I'm different than I am. When I'm out of this room course. So we're out of that room at my wedding. So we're gonna be nice to animals. You're nice to animals when you're in the we're gonna be nice to animals at my, my wedding. We're not going to abuse animals. We we'll be serving veal. Thank god. We say talking. Okay. Kill geese outside and eat their liver. All right. All right. Oh my gosh. So we'll move on. No more wedding talk. Abolish wedding talk for the rest of the day. I love hearing about your wedding, by the way. Hey snowflakes, we're not serving veal at my wedding. What you now let us know. I am a grad. Hey, what's up? Policy Khalid with Elvis, Duran Elvis. The morning show a game was stolen in the NBA finals. Now all of America gets free to read rita's locos tacos head to Taco Bell June eighteenth from two to six order, online, or on the app, and still, yours anytime all day steal the game. Steal a taco limit one per person while supplies last. Visit Taco Bell dot com slash still taco for details. Here's the problem. Here's the problem with sitting at work all day. Did you read the story today about what happened to be sit at work all day? Now you get a sloppy bottom. I believed that. A flat-out can I just say, though, maybe mine's not as sloppy because yesterday Gandhi, touched my boot did? And she said, oh, you've got a firm, but they're also saying Daniel to address that point, if you're exercising outside of work than, you know, but if you're not all you let my dog and he's out, what does he out max getting here? He looked. So sad out there. I know I'll be out there, too, because diamond is out there and she's she breaks the law anyway. So if you sit at work all day and you don't exercise you're going to get what they call sloppy bottom. Right. And no one likes us lobby. I worry about that. All the time. I hate sitting down. Yeah. My grandma had sloppy bottom, but we called it melting candle. Stomach. It's Clark Graham, we didn't address this yesterday. I wanna talk about Jon Stewart did. When he was speaking to that congressional committee about funding for nine eleven first responders, look, I know that we're here in New York. We are just blocks away from what was ground zero where all the first responders were all responding on nine eleven and we're there for months after working on the pile as they call it and, you know, at a lot of people, the most important people in New York City lost their lives that day with the falling of the towers and everything else involved with nine eleven. But for the months and years, to come people with diseases that they are still are, and so a lot of Jon Stewart's issue. And I totally agree is, he's afraid that congress who needs to be getting money to these people to help them survive. They're accusing us of complaining about a New York City problem. This happened in New York. And so it should be a New York. No, it's these people responding to a national tragedy that happened the day. So I don't know. If you've had a chance, it's been a couple of days if you haven't had chance to see John Stewart speaking to congress. Wow. Talk about a great American. I mean what he had to say in the passion behind. It was so beyond what New Yorkers need. What nine eleven victims need. It's what we all need to pay attention to the things that have happened in this country that are important. And so, John, I think the last time we saw him. He was on our show for Saint Patrick's Day morning. He was on your show. Di he I don't know if he's still smokes back, then he was smoking every five seconds, remember. Yup. Anyway, if we had more people talking to our legislators like Jon Stewart, did, I think we'd be in a better place, anyway. So a shadow to New Yorker in Tribeca Jon Stewart, but, but he's an American. He did a great job now who wants to go on a cruise. I wanna go okay, you're all going, okay. But. As you know, it's, it's, it's always a good time to go on a cruise year round. And our friends at Norwegian cruise line. They have crews ready for you for any season. You can go to Alaska during the summer months, you can go to the Caribbean during the winter months. I mean, they've got everything going on. So. Hey, I get an idea. Where's jeff? Where's Jeff Smith? Our engineer career Jeff, you'd have much look Jeff Smith is the most amazing friend and engineer. He's the one who keeps all these buttons flashing. I don't even know what I don't think they do things really. Most of the time, look good, but Jeff did something for me, which is the best gift in the world. He he built a studio. That would make it possible for us to do our show and other places. And it was it was a studio that Jeff did his way it wasn't like I heart radio corporate way you, it was your studio. It's your studio. It always had a lot to do with you, too. So, well, I know you built a studio that you wanted to build. Yes. But Jeff is always so great. He's here every morning to make sure everything works. So Jeff got married this past weekend. So Jeff, we want to send you on a region cruise. Oh my God. Really? Oh, so much. You and MRs Jeff. Nate was very excited because there's now Heather's with a different name in the. The odds both his well now wife and my girlfriend had the exact same name first and last. So wait your dating Heather Smith together. Jeff, I seven days on a domestic crews of your choice. It if. Marci wherever it goes. I want you to enjoy it, and please I don't know what to say. Thank you, just whatever. It's a free cruise. I'll take it. We want you to get out of here. 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They finally figured it out giraffes from now on shell where lightning rod. They saw that'd be beautiful beautiful creature. I look at them. And I'm like, who made you? You have mazing this is why you need to go on safari. Yeah. Because every. Africa is drafts everywhere we have rat to New York, we giraffes in Africa about the same size. Finally held out this the next big trending clothing, could be clothing that you almost never have to wash. Apparently, some companies have started using new fibres and treatments that make these clothes, and they don't stink. They don't absorb any sweat. You can wear them for weeks and even months without washing them. Which is good for people dirty people and the environment. Yeah, I like to know whether coming out with the clothes you don't have to wash. They're coming out with very soon. There's lots of different clothing, Lynch already. We're in those, he's a head of the curve. Watch those genes never. 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Okay. No, that his never happened. Time in my life of that stuff happened. It happened Robbie. Get Robbie and tell that, that probably with him. He seems like he's got like some smooth moves is the dumpster fire. Justin Timberlake circa, nineteen whatever I don't know if that's a nice thing to say. So we're gonna get into intern Robbie and his dating life, wanna get into him. And after the phone tap, I wanna hear from you. If you've done this, where you actually had a relationship with someone. And then you look at the, the I, I've never met you before. It happened is a college. I understand it happening months, but three days later. That's like that's ridiculous. Thousand dollars. Thanks to Snickers is the one thousand dollar Snickers hungry our free money phone tip, Daniel, when you get angry in the afternoon. What do you do? I get a Snickers. You do. I have I have a stash but you guys don't know where they are. What I do to save calories. I get the little biddy miniature Snickers. Five. There was a moment in here the other day where everyone was kind of being a bit, and then the Snickers started getting passed out, eat this, please. True. So thanks to Snickers. They remind us that there is hungry, our it's like a couple of hours after launch a couple of hours before dinner. Yeah. Three first knickers and thanks to them, and their peanut caramel e new giddy milky chocolate Snickers bars of you're gonna thousand dollars for the free money phone tap be called a one hundred now and win a thousand dollars. One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred what is this a way back Wednesday? Who's it from from Jimmy jingle? Elvis, Randy Elvis. Durant phone tap. Right. He's back. One of our favorite characters from Dave Rhody, Jimmy jingles, right? Yep. Love, Jimmy jingles. I would hire him for my next partial mistake. You're about to find out why what's the phone all about today? Brody Elvis our list. Thomas wanted a phone tap. His wife, Jennifer, their oldest son Vinnie's having a graduation party, and he was supposed to take care of the payment. So I call as the entertainment Jimmy jingles, all right into it. Listen closely David brody's Jimmy Johns phone too. Yeah. Hello. Hey, what's up? I'm looking for for Jennifer. Canada. This is Jimmy jingles. Did you husband tell you I was calling? Yeah. You might be calling very excited. Listen, we've been working really hard on the J for Vinnie's party. I got the custom jams ready to go. I got my boy, Ricky rhymes banged everything out. It's gonna be great. Thank you. Yeah, we're very excited about it. Good. I got these rob someone play for you. And then what we want to pick out which ones you favorites. I'd so this Ricky rhymes drop some beats on. Here we go. Ricky kick it challenges that made to step really huge Deva, even though his dad, Vinnie will live at home. How was that? That, that my husband thinks my son's gonna live at home for that. What is that about? I don't know. I just I just was talking to your husband and he's like my son. Not really sure he's going to what is life. And, you know, he may live in his bedroom for eighty three told me, I'm just going by what told me. I don't think he intended fetal put that in a song that we're gonna play at his graduation. No not done a thousand points Bama professional. So you have to understand this is what works is what gets the kids moving. I let me play another one. Ricky dropped the bait. Getting aside sprayed the knowledge, even though he's going to traffic to hear college. Wait a minute, Jerry very good school. And he's graduating and this is the time honoring him. We're giving him this big party. Is this to be some kind of like a I don't like a punking kind of thing. No, no, no, no. This is all about Vinnie's life. This is all about the kids. Call it on fleet. You know what I'm saying? You don't Affleck is it's lit. It's on fire. Bowman we go. Ricky dropping. That he didn't get caught by team. He's behind the places. She. Yeah. Yeah. What? Yes. Time now for twenty. Not been a happen at his party to honor him for grad of powered Fania smoke putt. At the graduation to say he hits an odd to listen Ricky rhymes and I know all about that. You know what I mean? Why added barrel anything? Oh, that's what you're wrong girlfriend, already paid Ricky and I already cash that check y'all. Unprofessional. Only Tommy gave me a whole list stuff. Look even got one about you. You're gonna love it. Just calm down. Ricky Trump that Pete about the mother. So proud of Vinnie daddy never tried to cap out even though it was Jennifer's a high school dropout. Yeah, that's right. You Boyz make an even though you dropped out. I got the Giambi you jam baby clay gem. Rickie debate. That was celebrating graduating considering all the time you spent perfecting masturbation. Kicking. What can can't relate to that? I've been waiting. I like that about a about myself, John, you and you we send us on money. That's it or go have a drink or smoke a little bit. You'll be go talk back. Tommy. Yeah. She's calling do not answer that phone. Don't answer. Wait a minute. We'll call right back. Okay. We have to. Cancelation. Look at about Benny going to some crappy to college and like smoking, I know smoking pot under the bleaches. That's. That it was cool goalie kids like that stuff. These days. Well, yeah, because he had a cancellation and I didn't wanna lose the guys like highly recommend. Donna, should we tell her? Yeah. I pay gentleman. Jennifer, this is daybreak during the morning show. We're phone tapping you. What? Coronary. You might have right. Oh my God. A real DJ like a real good one. I didn't pay three grants. I need a drink. We love Jimmy jingles. There's your way back Wednesday phone tap. Thank you, Dave Rhody. All right. That was your free money phone tap worth one thousand dollars. Thanks to Snickers. Hey reese. Claw for claw. Your last name is Reese. Yeah. So they try to save me from mispronouncing people's names. So they spill the L A dash re. So you know what that's financially. Correct. No science of the land clerics. Zach do you love Canty and poverty? Yes, I do. You are one thousand dollar winner. You just want two thousand dollars from the Snickers actually, my son on driving, my son as been doing this for me every day to his high school. He's graduating this year. So shout out to the graduating class of Ord middle school two thousand nineteen good for, and this is Christians graduation present that you're off the hook you'd have to buy anything. Thanks to Christian. You guys have a thousand dollars on the way thanks to Snickers, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful to end congratulations. You know what obviously are a great mom, you got Christian through school. I did all twelve years. I'm sure it was very easy. Oh, of course. Aren't they? All right. Nice talking to you, that I it really is to thank you so much Clarissa till Kristen congratulations. And there you go. It's your one thousand dollar Snickers, Hungary. Our free money phone tap. We have another one coming up tomorrow morning. Hey, everyone say good morning to intern Ravi. Hi, rob. Good more morning Ravi. Hello, everyone. So you're from Philly Ryan born and raised in Philadelphia that city you listen to us on q, one or halio. Guess drive up to New York every day or well last week I started last week I started driving up this week, I found an apartment so it's been wonderful. You don't wanna partner in the city in New York. It's so affordable on an intern salary. Well, the trick is you have a cousin that move stuff in and out of office buildings. And one of the office buildings just happens to take a little bit longer to move stuff into and living in an office building. It's well, it's technically a residential space. No not. There's a bed in there. So that counts not swat it, you can put a bad. Bet on the beach and call it an apartment. It's wonderful. Interim Robbie I've been reading I've been reading about you. And let me tell you something about all my fiance Alexander. We posed in front of your mother's mural in center city Philadelphia. It was on your Instagram account that mural is over by woody's and all that kind of stuff. Where is that it were? Anyway, your mom's offend tastic artiste. Thank you. Now. Are you as are typically gifted as your mother, I'm more into music? I'm very musically gifted posted drawing. Okay. Now not only. The only Robbie meet someone had already hooked up with but totally didn't know that he had hooked up with her. Good luck this happen at a part. This was in college, I was at a frat party. And I met this girl, my friend introduce me went back to a room allegedly and. That was on Saturday night. And on Monday night, I'm eating dinner with my friends in the dining hall, and this girl comes up, and I've never seen her before, you know, I'm nice guy. I want to introduce pretty I think, so you're tight. I go to extend my hand and, like, hey, nice to meet you. And she kind of looks at me. Weird doesn't shake. It gets up and walks away. And I'm like what's going on? Everybody's looking at me at the table when my friend goes to your jerk. Unlike what I do you went home to a room on Saturday, allegedly before was this, this happened on Monday and have a original habit on Saturday. Mike. Gather man. Today's a long time wasted worry you. Pre- pretty wasted. I don't really remember pay, Sarah, fake, say. Hey Sarah, how are you? I'm good. How are you doing? Okay. So we can't make fun of intern Robbie because this has happened to Sarah. We're gonna we're gonna call you intern Sarah. All right. What happened? So this is actually through an online dating say, I met this guy. We went out once or twice I wasn't really feeling that. So we just kind of stopped talking whatever year and a half later, I'm dating this guy's varies getting serious, and everything. And I guess I forgot to take my account off of. Okay. Cupid and the guy hit me up by active. We never met he was. Oh, hey, look really high and all this stuff. I I'm, I'm so in so nice to meet you like do we went out like a year and a half? To be fair, though. Sarah, I mean, a lot of people flip through a lot of dates online. So I mean, you know, intern Robby do you do, do you date online? I wonder profile a really have you had any interesting tender dates you a few. Yeah. All right. Sarah lissi, if your tender dating has gone awry, like Robbie's I gimme gimme like a great tender date. Actually, I met my current boyfriend tender. We've been together for three or four years go. That's, that's a successful one but Robbie happen to you. I went on a date with this girl, and she came to my room about seventy five pounds heavier than her pictures. Okay. You know, it's gonna catfish somebody, it's, you know, I didn't feel like going on the date that say so I sent her home and. Oh, no politely. I was like, hey, this is a good workout. You know what I mean at high comeback from a long weekend, I was away at a track meet, and there are water balloons, filling my bed, and a note from her on the door that said, don't lead me on just to semi back. There you go. I'm on her. Silence. The same time. She she didn't. She wasn't what she said. She was. I mean yeah you're right that you can't Robbie's on the wrong. Sorry you're out. I will never say with your AVI. I thank you for your call, Sarah. Thank you so much. But anyway, let me tell you something else, kind of funny, about Robbie's life. His mother hired him to be a stripper at a party filled with middle aged women. Oh my God. Did happen now how the office. So what kind of relationship, you have your mom or are you out of the stripper? Well, a pretty, pretty open one, I tell her about some of the stuff I do in college to appease her. And I told her about one time I stripped in college, she's like oh, you did that you can do this for my friend know God. So did you actually go strip from your mom's got cancelled thank God but it's rescheduled for few weeks for. Gonna take all your clothes up for your mom's friend. Well, my mom called it a performance and it's not stripping trip before what kind of tripping background, do you have? Well, me and my friends, the boys we, we stripped for this girl in our dorm room. So you're not a professional stripper. What they paid us. Okay. This is you get paid sixty dollars to split between the five of. Deal. Great. Okay. What's your stripper name? I actually took a took a play out of Mississippi over here. I went with Michael Cox. I might. So we just wanna let you meet the interns today. You got to meet intern Ravi. Nice to meet everyone. I don't know. I have so many more questions. Jason. Hey jason. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you? Same thing for you. Like you actually have an intern Robby in your life, seriously. Well, no, they're not in my life. That was quickly rejected from my everyday. What happened? What happened? I was out of the bar and it was a middle of the week so they weren't very busy. And this guy came over to me started talking to me, and he was nice whatever. But then he leans in and sticks his tongue in my ear. And I don't think this guy is just out of the blue so that, that kinda kills it for me. And yeah. Politely blow him off right about two weeks later at a different place with a couple of friends, and the same guy, walks over to our table sits down and six tongue in my ear again. You don't think irritates the same to recognize that a salt? No. But I'm concerned about where else? He's fixed tie. So you're saying he didn't even remember sticking his tongue in your ear before. No, I looked at him. And you don't remember me and he said, no. That's well, you tried that same move on to weeks ago, and he smirked and looked at me. Like, oh, did it work back and say, no? And it didn't work this time either. Tongue. You must have really handsome ears. I don't know about the rest of you. But those is a turtle beyond. I'm gonna go by Tung all the way down to your envel- or whatever where. Oh. Oh. Jason. Thank you. You know, if they don't remember you from the first time they aren't they aren't worth hanging out with I think, anyway. So, yeah, intern Robbie. I think we're gonna have a good semester with him something else. Daniel has her. Daniel report coming up. What are you coming up that khloe Kardashian? She is giving us her truth. It's no secret that finding a new job can be a lot of work. 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I blacked out, you know, producers him to so much for our, our show to keep us online, and in line. But all the stuff that you do on your own with iheart. So proud of you here really on the great path just again. I've said it before I'm blessed to be here, and to get to do it, and it's so much fun. And I like that it's opposite hours like Phil do everything in love with you guys. Do that night was to have you here doing around the room. What was that you're around the room, not, not exactly? I want to have a little gratitude toward people here. So I think it's importantly, reckon. The people in our offices who do things to make our lives a little bit easier and better every day. And today, I wanna shine that light on scary because scary, I recognize that you buy whole beans to replace the coffee and you leave it for all of us. And I know you do that. And I really appreciate it because he. Scary and his whole. Own coffee, and I love to tire office. It's my gift to every thank you. Thank you on behalf of everyone. Thank you. Yeah. It's, it's great to point out the things that people do in scare you didn't think anything of it. You just put a bunch of coffee beans in there. But it really changes her day. So thank you scary. Hey, danielle. What's up with you? Do the same thing. I'm gonna pay it forward and be thankful to thank you. Scotty for all the damn cereal he brings it while, you know, he's really milk. When he and Andrew doing that, that serial podcast, serial killers, you got to listen to, but even before that he brings in cereal for us. He brings in the milky provides all of it. He doesn't ask for any money and we go in there and eat it every morning. So thank you to Scotty beach. Got to be owning more fruity payable real fruit flavors. Yes condie. All right, fine. Then I'm gonna pay. Oranges shouting out people at work. I want to say we have someone temporarily filling in outside named alley. We love. Awesome. Let me textually abuse her during meetings, funny and get some jokes, and I love her so much. I love you Ellie. We do people working with heart. It is in my opinion, one of the best places in the world to work in, of course. Tony Mullane is here. Everyday with. So I was talking earlier about this corporate thing we had to do last night and. We come in every morning, we get to hang out with people that we work with every morning. Oh, God, we really have to drive all the way up town corporate headquarters, by the way, I think I, I don't know if I heart to doing well because the room we were in doesn't look like it's finished. Pay extra for that, really the pipes in the wires and everything. That's the look aren't. Maybe they need extra cash. I don't know anyway, so they told us we needed to go to this thing. And they said, the good news is a lot of our marketing partners will be there. Okay. These are the people that gives the fuel that keep us in going, maybe we need more marketing partners so we can afford to finish the rooms at headquarters. Anyway. So I was in the car driving all the way up Ted, you know, me, I don't like to go but fourteenth street. But I was up at fifty fifth street walked in and the warmth and happiness in this room was just breathtaking. Not only our marketing partners that we work with all the time, like audible. They're stopping by a few minutes, by the way, and I mean, the list goes on and on Mercedes. Just hanging out with our I heard in premier friends was Ryan see Chris got up, and we're talking about the connection between what we do in audio and radio with our listeners and the connection we have we deliver connection with listeners. Unlike any other medium in the world. And that's what keeps us going. But Ryan Seacrest got up there and read a letter from one of his listeners who had a rough time. Coming out to his parents. They, they didn't like it. They rebuked him review, the because they were very, very religious parents. And then some he lost his mom, and he just had a really rough life. And he wrote a letter to Ryan Seacrest. Hang I listen to you every morning on kissing ally. And you and your show with the only thing that kept me going. And so Ryan used this letter as an example of how we truly do connect with people that we're talking with every day. And the cool part was a lot of the listeners reached out to this guy now and was helping him with all different things like support groups, and this, and that, and the other thing, and it was like a little family. It was awesome. I wish we could get right on the phone, but I know he has another job. He's Kelly, but, you know, but one thing look, Rienzi Christian. This was brought up by Julie Talbott who runs our premier premiere corporation, whatever you wanna call it. And she's the best. She got up. She said, even though Ryan has so many things going. He's got American idol. He's got you know, live. With Kellyanne Ryan. He's got all these other things he does radio is and will always be his number one go to he'll never ever give it up unless he has to for whatever reason because it keeps him grounded and keeps them connected with the real people. So anyway, last night, I, I feel so I'm ashamed that I just didn't wanna go like work event. I don't have to put on clothing. But you know what? It was a great night. It really we really, truly are blessed as Samantha to work for student credible company, anyway, and that duly Talbot. I'd like to bottle that energy and, and sell it, she school, Bobby bones was there. Another example, Amy Charlemagne and Delilah. Envy, was there. All right. I'm sorry. We're going on Daniel. Yes. We didn't do your Daniel report. We're kinda late on that lets you wanna do waiting on this khloe Kardashian news, look Ghandi's, waiting on the khloe Kardashian, 'cause I couldn't Google Delilah last night. I hung out with her. I want her jingle. Sounds like you stole that. I heard Delilah has zebra. What could actual libra? She does picture in such as e. What did you say? Zebra Delilah has I'm hard of hearing. You got a slowdown okay. Let me repeat Delilah has zebra. Yes home. I go. That's all fine. The photo the photo. Has gone talk really fast or is it very fast? But that's our that's things. I love. She says it's so funny. I don't hear half of it. You gotta slow down from it. Don't find too much like this. Okay. Let's go to Danielle, apparently there's a problem with the Delilah zebra story. So about going Kardashian, she has broken her silence about claims that Tristan Thompson, cheated on his pregnant ex with her, she took to Instagram, and she wrote my truth is I met twist and because he chose to go on a blind date with me, a mutual, friend set us up after going on dates, he told me he had an ex that was pregnant Chloe said she was reluctant about continuing date or starting relationship. She claimed that not only tristen plead with her and tell her that the relationship was over. He handed her physical proof. He actually had her. Go talk to people in his circle to prove that he was not with this person anymore. She said, this is my truth. The truth. And I believed and trusted. And at this time she knows that a lot of people have lied to her, and she feels bad, because she has put his pregnant ex at the time through alive, and she went through a lot physically and emotionally. And I think Chloe is really feeling bad about it, but it's not a fault. She was lied to so Gandhi. I know you're really you're, you're in Kardashians are all your both about them are your thoughts. I think khloe always plays the victim and it drives me insane. Don't make fun of Kaluga lover. I'm sure they're all very lovable wonderful people. But she's just always it's not my fault. Everything is against me. I'm so if you if you look at her track record, she doesn't pick the best guys to be with, with right. Unfortunately. And I just feel like the poor things always screwed over. I mean I mean. I mean she's always victims because she's a victim victim. I don't think okay if you get with somebody and you know that they have another woman pregnant just in itself. Isn't that kind of a tricky situation to walk into because they have a connection with that person? There's a baby coming, there's a lot of emotion going on. She's pregnant, but think don't you think I think she loves love. She just loves lung Dutch problem. We all have a problem. Even love love. Usually dating the wrong people. I'm team rob cortege. We know you are a love him. I close my favorite, so I can't. HBO. They only submitted the season finale of game of thrones for best writing EMMY, which is very strange because everybody said that, that was not a very strong episode. So why wouldn't you go ahead and submit something else? That was a lot stronger. I don't know weird. I if you haven't heard peace at last, Katy Perry, and Taylor swift. They are fine with each other. Now, I know you can sleep better at night. Now, Elvis knowing. I think they have already recorded. I want to play that will have it. I think they have they were mentioning something about a song at Katie said we should record songs together. It all started with a tray of cookies that Taylor had made in passed it along. So, yeah, let's talk about some more Kardashians KENDALL Jenner. She's really not a credentialing. But KENDALL Jenner receives some really good news. She no longer has to ask for a restraining order against a stalker. The creep has been kicked out of the country. So that's very good for her. Congratulations team USA women's World Cup action from last night. They defeated Thailand thirteen to nail. And let me tell you Alex Morgan five goals, a lot of people will upset that they were celebrating too much. But you know what can you tell me what does that mean? They celebrate when they were getting these goals, they would, you know how you see a hug each other, too much, and you get otros it was a little much once you're stopping somebody into the ground. Maybe you don't need to keep celebrating waiting a broken leg every goal. If it was guys they would be forgiven and know what let them enjoy their win. They are currently the champs they're defending their championship from two thousand six and I mean from two thousand six they actually scored more goals than the men's team has an every World Cup since two thousand six in that game low waking up this morning in their winners. But people are making fun of them because they were having fun on. Let them speak winners say one in two thousand fifteen so they wanna win again hand they don't get paid as much as the guy. So give them something, I know. I know why you should be. People shouldn't be bitching moaning about how they celebrated their night's show. Starring Demi kept Fallon has Chris Hemsworth on the Jonas brothers tonight. And the lately James corden has Tiffany haddish will if she's so funny. Added Stanley Cup finals tonight, catfish first responders live. That's a new one match games on as well. You guys watching these new versions of these games like match game and stuff. Yeah. Summer TV summer TV's always the ballad always the best because it's the cheap. TV TV. It's federal curly as people don't know that Danielle right? But the, the shows that they put on the new shows during summer they do them, because they know that TV audiences are lowers, so they don't have budgets, like they do during the fall, and you don't want to think, in the summer, you wanna relax and the rest of what these these, these shows that you don't have to think. My thought is they should do it year round I want non thinking shows year round like this one, ours is non thinking, we're on your round. It's a low budget show. You don't have to think why not let little budget. We are. Tv thinking, oh tales of the city tales of the city. This is great for pride month, arm armistead, Maupin is his name, author from way back during the eighties. There is a series called tales of the city. It's about a young girl from the country who moved to San Francisco a moved into this apartment complex with the bunch of gay people, and she didn't know about gay people or anything. And it was a wonderful soap opera kind of dish wonderful thing that was a long time ago. It's now back with Laura Linney, one of the best actresses of all time, she was in the original and now, she's in the new, and it's on Netflix. It's called tales of the city. I'm watching it, it is trashy great isn't trashy, great fun. I'm into trash ingrate. Yes. Why this show that is true. Tash rate. We're always trying to look for shows free to catch, and I think tales of the city is it takes a minute to get into it. You should give it give it a watch anyone else. Have any shows are loving scary. Anyone seen billion dollar bully yet? No, that's the story of yelp at how allegedly all this was going on where they were trying to get people a little mom and pop places to pay. Otherwise. They would give them sink their businesses with bad. Is that true? Is it a true story or it's all it's allegedly? I don't know. I haven't seen the documentary, it's called billion dollar bully. It's been out. I think it's on Amazon. So, don't you wonder sometimes when you look at not just yelp, but any reviews anywhere, like I'm gonna spend money on this product because it's getting the best reviews. But did you ever stop to think are these reviews real all the time? Like there's a new hair like thing that I wanna get here thing, curling iron hairdryer. I'll go to the root views. And I'm like, I don't know Mike these these reviews fantastic. But how do I know I'm gonna spend this money is going to be crap? Like I don't I don't trust that they're over. I feel like the pay the people Aleta times, or it's like family member review it when over, even though you're a little iffy on the reviews still look at reviews for everything. I do. I do. Just my life based on the stars of restaurants like when I'm looking for a place to go. Let's look pick that one. Yeah. All right. I, I just wonder how accurate they are. That's all you know what I did to Google blogs, like I wanna see a blog on somebody having a whole conversation with other people on that product, and you can find blogs, and they'll talk you wonder are those people plan to age, don't know. All right. Let's get into the three things that we need to know from Gandhi. So it is pride months. And if you are part of the LGBTQ community, listen up because we have the three best colleges for you. The university of Washington came in at number one, followed by Tufts University in Massachusetts. And then Princeton, they say these are all great school. So good for you. Good for them a second now is in custody in connection with the shooting of David Ortiz originally. They just got one of them the other person took off on foot. They found out who it was. They have arrested him. They're trying to figure out what's happening because the guy that they initially caught said, I had nothing to do with it. I was just a motorcycle taxi driver. I had no clue that there was somebody who was gonna shoot another person. So we'll see how that one hundred percent certainty. Why not yet, but I was watching videos of him yesterday with kids, and these kids have sent him videos, these, these kids that have medical issues, and they sent him, these videos, telling him to get well soon and how much he helped them and now they want to help him I was hysterical yesterday. He's such a great guy. So I saw an article linked to your hysterical crying. Yeah. Was so sad. And now a little controversy. The world naked bike ride happened this weekend in New Orleans world. Naked bike ride happened in New Orleans. How'd that go at went fine until they realized a lot of the bike riders were using the bike share bikes and people upset? But do wash off your exactly. So they're saying, we might have to retool some of the rules or the bike share for next time. Well, the way gone to, you know, he's talking earlier about how you talk really fast. You have to talk in this room like contestants on wheel of fortune. Okay. You know what they do? They say okay if you're going to spell if you're gonna say the answer to the wheel of fortune, thing, you've got to say it, slowly and loudly you ever noticed that on wheel of fortune. They do that. I'd like to buy vow. Hey. They do scream. I'm death. Okay. I will slow it down for everyone. I have to say Hello to froggy and get will get well, soon he has the flu can't believe he's can't believe he has the flute this time of year, but it happens. Flu anytime influenza as they call it so froggy. Hopefully we'll be back on with us tomorrow. Also your story about reviews. We're talking about reviews on yelp and stuff scary. You're talking two billion dollar bullying whenever you wouldn't believe all the text messages were getting how they're little Ma and PA stores were put out of business because of fake reviews because they didn't pay. Someone my company pays bloggers to write about us. We pay and free product and cash, my old boss told me he paid 'em. Someone more money to get a five star review companies, pay people to write negative reviews on their competitions products. Not my job gives gift cards employs to good reviews on yelp. I was mortified. I mean they're coming in. It's not even by the dozens. I mean, there's billions of them. So next time you start reading review. I kind of wonder. Wait until. Nacho taco bells added again celebrating their Nacho fries, this time they're going in with a new single and trailer for a movie with. Emmy winning actor Darren criss checkout. Both at Taco Bell. About to get into sound with Garrett. But I, I gotta get back to this. This is huge Emily's on the line. Hi, emily. Well, and I and I thank you so much, Emily held on for over six minutes. Because wanted to talk to, and we've predate your, your time investment, and I look a few minutes ago, we just brought up, whatever arbitrarily, we were talking about yelp reviews, Amazon reviews, and you'll reviews across the board, and I was saying, I don't know if I trust them because I've heard rumor that some reviews are tainted by the businesses that reviewing and competitors. Putting bad reviews out about their competition and then boom on our text messages at fifty five one hundred and explosion of people saying they've been a part of this scandal scandal, how Sadie I know. But is it surprising now? So emily. Yeah. I'm this shady, painter. But you're you're you're that sounds like a great stripper. Welcome. Shady, tater anyway. So Emily, what, what did you used to do in your formal former life? So I am a reformed Amazon reviewer. They would send me sellers would send me free stuff and I would have to give it a good review and move at five stars and good little convincing review. Wait, Emily, did they specifically say you must give us a five star review and then we'll say or they just give us a good review? Here's a free thing. They you buy it on Amazon. They pave hell, you your money back. And then you, they say if you can't leave the five review let us know. And then basically pantley the five star review vision, your item and, you know, money, and all you don't Jetta give your money back and all that. So do you recall, do you recall, the worst product that you gave a great review too? This is so embarrassing. Okay. I had like a sports bra up from China or something. And the boobs were all crooked on it. Like it was super like that wouldn't fit anybody even in China. I just ordered a sports bra from China. Okay, so you knew it was not a good product sports bra lopsided spots from China, but you gave it a good review anyway, because that's what they expected of you. What I said, was that it was nice fabric. And the fabric is very nice. Fabric on the left Cup was five feet lower than the right. So did you get the product first and then you had to review it? Yeah. You get the product person, then you have to a review within X amount of days, but how do they get it back? If you say, no, I got this product and it was terrible. How can they enforce anything? If you already got it. We'll you'll that you, you, you don't get your money until after your reviews. Would you typically make on something like that? Well, you, you get the product for free like there, had they have, like a hundred and fifty dollar back massagers, and like foot spas, and then they have like random stuff like sports bras, from China was crooked boobs. That I would've thought back. So now that, you know, I mean I'm not saying all reviews are wrong. But now that you know what you did is far as reviews go. Do you even look at reviews when you look the restaurant or a product or do you still rely on them? No, I'm super skeptical everybody. Because I just now I assume everybody is a shady. I once what? Well, there you go. Well, there you go. Wow. We actually talked to everyone here in this room, Emily, and everyone of us uses review, everyone of us. So always be skeptical. You know what I'll do is for bad reviews, but even those could be planted. So I just don't know any couple overviews. They stick a bad, one in there to make it seem like it's legit. Our k people to up vote in down vote reviews, like super sets. All right, Emily, thank you so much. Thanks for holding. And thank you for listening to us. My world has been shamed too. Text a former hotel I worked at would bribe guest with dining gift cards. If posted a positive review improved it to the front desk, staff I. Part is that the good restaurants and the good establishments shouldn't have to do this shouldn't have to. But look, you know what you can have the best restaurant in the world that could have like one off night in those reviews from that one night, could berry you j it's. Yeah. Especially because people are so much more prone to complaining about something than to just being happy about it. So I think if you didn't do the sadly, it would be all negative reviews all the time. Look at this, I left a bad review on Amazon. The company contacted me and offer me a forty dollar gift card to remove it, but didn't let neither I would up the price and then maybe I don't know what to do. I'm so lost. No. What's scary? I just keep getting better and better. Yeah. This one company paid us. Two thousand dollars not to post negative review two thousand dollars. The sign an agreement that we wouldn't post them social media. I'm not gonna see what company does. But today. How do we know? These texters are real well. Oh my God. Maybe they're not reviewers being paid to Texas. I don't know my gosh guy. Look it into sound with garett. Hey Gary, hey, good morning today. All right. Let's talk about the bachelorette let last night it was on because it's normally on on Monday night. But the NBA finals are on. So hey, guess what? What was it on last night? Not today. All right. So hannah. Got to talk to Luke p and Luke p wants everyone to know everyone likes him according to Luke, p are not being really not adding up, but everyone I've ever met. Every place every school, I've ever been any anywhere. I've ever been in my whole life. Everyone loves me. So I don't I hate fan it. What is the truth? And I, I hate talking about myself, I don't ever want to tell you about me, but don't say things like people love this mad straight Nate. Everyone thinks I'm so handsome. I hate to say it, but it's true for some people. Please tell me didn't get around. What else? All right. Let's talk about song land that's on NBC. That's the show where songwriters come to compete to get their song sung by a famous singer. So Kelsey Bellerini countries superstars on. She has the number one song in the country right now. So this is Darius Coleman's version of the song hero called better luck next time. So your read on here. Asada too key with the gold and. Oh. The this. This. Kelsey Ballerini loved it. So much goes, that's the song, I want, she chose it recorded it out last night. Sounds like this. I can't believe song land is just not coming up. But here's Kelly Kelsey Ballerini. I'm so we're so so end to the stars that brings music when it's actually the songs of the stars. Sometimes male of Kelsey Bill rainy, don't get your. All right. So last night, I was on the black carpet for men in black international. Didn't talk to any of the stars of the movie, I talked to other stars though, Dr Oz. Stop by and his oh, are he was operating yesterday was talking about us on his birthday? He's operating on his birthday. The hospital. He's talking about my birthday. Yes, he was. We wish have you day, so I get to the Ave room. All anyone was talk about is how I know Ellis Durant and crazy team. You guys have I'm trying to focus on changing the Arctic valve, they're interested in why Elvis, which have your birthday bigger successful chain patients. Well, all right question. So I had a rush to get here. I've been here for two hours. I forgot to use the bathroom is how bad is it? That I'm holding it right now for two hours out of problem. But don't make it a habit. Fair enough. Dr. Have you birthday doctor? He always has the best of all right. So if you ever get the chance to date Gandhi and wonder she's ever going to cheat on you. According to the fifteen minute morning show yesterday. She has the best reason why she is the worst cheater. I e the worst heater in the world because I smoke too much weed to remember, you can always count on whatever I'm telling you. Morning show was a safe place. Know we're going to play it back on the big show joke. If my parents are listening. Dating profile scare saying you can say anything on the fifteen minute morning show, knowing your parents won't listen to it. Well, not anymore. Iheartradio Elvis Duran, fifteen minute morning show case parents, you should listen truthful now. Let's get education. Hey, did you ever hear what a koala sounds like right before it mates? No, no. Thanks for the warning ready. It's this is the sound. Gandhi smoking a ball. Okay. So picture Gandhi smoking ball. I didn't. The sound of scary having sex. Here's the sound of scary having sex. Okay. So, so that's the sound quality make in order to get a partner to mate with and you have the sound of quality having sex. Let's see, like once they start doing it. It's very different. It sounds like she's screaming out. Our don't put it there. Turtle sex fit. This is a new turtle sex from the UK. Do they do they turtle with the British accent? Listen. Watching them. Attack. Right there. Here's frogs having sex. Essentially mating, other may well isn't the same thing if they're mating. Now, what if the frog or two, they're having an orgy on a squeaky bed? It was something like this. The turtles who turned on about the other. Join. They're scary. Yes. Good. Hey, yeah. Yeah. No have right now bringing all. Jake. What the hell do living? Thank you, Gary. Good of that. To do that. God, what is happening? Hey, by the way, if you're listening to us on why one hundred and south Florida. The Miami New times voted us best radio personality. Collective. Okay. So I think we sent out a we just send it out. They put a graphic up. One of one of our artists at why one hundred puts his graphic of me. I look like a skeleton. He's like look like skeletal. Did you see a picture of it? I like it to a lot of fun. It's very day of the dead. Look, I was gonna say it might have been in your honor. It really is a picture of me on the day. I will die. Oh, anyway. But thank you to Miami New times. Yeah, that's cool. I know it's a reader's choice poll so people. Thank you. We got paid people. Reviewers. Let's move on to Cleveland where we are on ninety six five. We've been on kiss FM in Cleveland, for many, many years, and they're having their very first kissed the summer Hello concert. It's at the world famous house of blues Cleveland, Tuesday, June eighteenth. That's next Tuesday. We're flying in we're gonna we're gonna be on the stage to welcome. Eva, max and Allie brook in real life, AJ Mitchell. Jake Miller is going to be there. And of course, our very own DJ, Mike, d we want you to get some tickets are on sale now. Go to kiss Cleveland dot com. If you're in Cleveland, or even if you're not tribe, on over from Dayton. Hello. Yeah. I have some friends who may be coming from Columbus. Okay. Tell him to go to kiss. Cleveland dot com and buy tickets. Well, so it's next Tuesday night at house of lose now let's move up to shark as in Syracuse with once again, Jake Miller and AJ Mitchell, they're gonna be there this Saturday night at sharpies, if you want to celebrate the birthday bash with hot one. Oh, seven nine. Tickets start at five dollars. I pay five dollars to meet scary Jones. I'll be there for fifty I'd pay. I pay for Jake Miller. Scare. The hot one seven birthday bash in Syracuse go orange. And of course, Cubano to Hello to BUSTER. He's our new program. Busta BUSTER is he's now the boss in Philly acumen, too. So we're going to be hanging out with them on the beach later, this summer and call him bus a buzz, you can call it whatever you want, just make sure you call him anyway. So there you go. We call it affiliate news. And of course, to all of us in New York listening to z, one hundred we have the secret sound contest in every time, someone can't guess the secret town. It goes up another thousand dollars. Well, so one hundred dollars, so what actually went sixty five hundred dollars on the most impossible to guess, secret sound yesterday? It was the sound of a punching bag, which is anything like a punching bag, but if listening to us on one hundred New York now we have a new secret town. That's today ten weeks. Yeah. No one will ever get. All right. Danielle what's going on with you. Congratulations. Team. USA the women's World Cup yesterday defeat. Thailand, thirteen nil thirteen zero and, you know, they are the defending champions. They won back in two thousand fifteen and they scored more goals in one game than the men's team has in every World Cup since two thousand and six, and they're paid less. Let's just point that out we go head or ridiculous. It is a lot of people are upset that they were celebrating a little too much. I was excessive bio, but they were excite. Fid and they want so congratulations to them. The next game is Sunday at twelve o'clock on FOX so all is good between Taylor swift and Katy Perry. They took the social and everybody know that they are getting along. Now, Katy even mentioned that they should record a song together. I know you said it might already have been recorded maybe Taylor sent Katie cookies, or she posted a picture of the cookies. I'm hoping that they've got to tailor. I mean hopefully they've got to Katie. But, you know, Taylor, she always bakes for people we learned that the other day when Todd was here. She loves baking things for people on have you seen. Brad Pitt wearing the same outfit in the same week a love it, it is so weird. Like he didn't even like change. Any aspect of it. If you go to my Twitter at Danielle minero, you'll see it and people are just wondering what is going on? They found something he liked it worked for, I guess, off four has a new list of the one hundred highest paid athletes in the world. The top three are soccer players, but they are all male. Number three his name. Our number two is Cristiano Renaldo in number one is Lionel Messi and Miley, Cyrus was slamming. Break-up rumors in a tenth anniversary post to her Manley Hemsworth. She wrote happy anniversary my love. It's good to know. Everyone is dumb if they were in two thousand okay, another thing ever change, and they help the what you feel about me is one of them yours truly. So that's pretty cute, and frozen to is hitting your theaters November twenty second in the United States. The trailer is finally out on announcer. Our pecking it up and leaving Aaron Dale. And if you wanna see the trailer, I have it for you at Elvis, Duran dot com, actually it should be up. Elvis, Duran dot com soon or you go to my Twitter at Daniel minero. And by the way, it is a very dark trailer. So I'm just warning. It's a little darker than you're used to with frozen who hasn't lived on a dark trailer. Thank you, Danielle at today's national jerky, day, who loves a good jerky. What? All the men in the room like yeah. I didn't say anything. It's also national peanut butter, cookie day like that. I love still hold bag nutter butter right now. I have national jerky, nutter butter or something happening. They're both on the same day. Tony Molina's here. By the way, before you show this to the room, is it posted anywhere. It is where else tarantulas Instagram. Okay, so Elvis, Duran show on Instagram. None of us tremendous, Elvis, Duran show. Correct. So every once in a while listener will an artist who listens to us, we'll do a picture like a caricature of someone. So Where'd you get this? So this beautiful drawing was sent to us now. No one in the room knows who says he guests who this is yes, that's great. Of course, it's great. He looks just like him. Don't show it to pull on here. Great t so into sit a caricature of you and it looks like he's like you looking in America. Is this legit idle this listener made this of you? Never seen a more accurate depiction. Joe come on. Thank you. Danielle. Can you? Can we post both of these at Elvis, Duran show on Instagram? Absolutely true mind. She's gotten a lot better. I've looked at her Instagram. If, if caricatures could talk that one of Daniel, it was. Greg teased. Doesn't even look the same rate, Greg. Manny for modern family tea, which I wrote. But his kick out, Elvis, Duran show on Instagram. It's a mirror image. Muscular. You are great. All right. We gotta move. Today show, Elvis Duran on demand. Everyone. Free show posted every day searching held his Durant on demand. Only on the high part up. Elvis Durant in the morning show. Thank God for lifelock. Keeping an eye on my stuff like Danielle, they're keeping an eye on your on your, your spending. Not only lifelock really great at making sure no one stealing your identity in transaction goes through. They say, hey, did you make this transaction? It also reminds me of how many transactions I have going through that our mind, right? Kind of Gracie to keep you on a budget. I know I'm going to get one this week because I just put a down payment on a summer house for the family. It's coming. Flock has come in a recent survey found that privacy is the number one concern about smart home devices, sixty eight percent of people responding. So they believe smart home devices are listening to everything. We're saying, even when we forget, they're listening. And, you know, they are there is so many threats in today's connected world. And it just takes one little weak link for cybercriminals to slither end, though sons a bitches anyway. So when your personal information is exposed someone's gonna use it to commit entity theft, and you're screwed and the cool thing about lifelock. One of the many things about lifelock is they have people on staff who can work to fix it. We all know that no one can prevent all identity theft and cybercrime. But lifelock with Norton security can see threats we're gonna miss on our own. So I want you to go to lifelock dot com, just like Danielle, and I did are you on yet Gandhi? No. And I need it because someone just dome identity. I'll tell you what. You know, a guy it's me. Go to lifelock dot com, use the promo code Elvis. You get ten percent off your first year. That's right. Your Bank called you. Yes. See all banks. Don't do that. Lifelock can help you lifelock dot com, use the promo code Elvis for twenty. Off your. To rand in the morning show. Talking about anxiety for just vomits. Not that we're exhibiting any sort of Zion here in our room. I mean, four forty million adults in America are living, things -iety. And I'm not talking about just clinical anxiety. I'm talking about this every day. Yeah. Things -iety, and you can easily easily take some deep breaths. Sometimes it'll help it sometimes, but not always. But you know if you feel like your heart is racing. Sometimes you have shortness of breath. Whatever you have a list of thousand things to do this day, it could be an exotic thing, it just because it's not as serious as other people's anxiety doesn't mean it's not real. Another reason why our friend, Tom McKenna from. He doesn't know he's going on from. Audible is here. High tall. How are you doing? We're fine. Just fine. I wanna get some pointers from you, because I have to do the I've to read my book for audible and I don't know. I don't know how to do it. I read every day for a living narrate. I want you to teach me how to do this anyway. Congratulations. On all the success at audible. I appreciate it. Thank you so much, not only do you get the best writers can give you as far as their books and things. They've written. But also with audible you, I like the guided meditation. There's actually I use this today. It's an it comes with your audible package. It's, it's a thirty minute guided meditation. And by the time I was done. It was like. Just like that here that silence it was as if all the weight had been lifted off my shoulders. Do you guys do a lot of stuff like that? There's a lot of the content that we have goes, well beyond audiobooks. We have content that goes into audible originals. We have we have audible theater, we have health and wellness. There's a lot of different pieces of content. We've backup audible theater all theory about this. What is this? We have Manila lane right down the road from here. So audible feeder, I mean we the dramas and things there's this content that goes live, and we bring an audience in, and then it's distributed across the platform for other people across how come, I haven't been invited this, I wanna go do this, boy, but he just gave me idea, you know, in the old old days of radio. They had dramas or they had live actors doing dramas for audible. For audio you need this, maybe didn't click clause like a major panic in the world by doing that. They did a whole war of the world. We don't wait on. We don't want. Audible to be sued by everyone. A great idea right after that they can get the meditation thing. Anyway, just short of war of the world. I think that's something the thing about anyway, audible. I'll tell you how audible change my life. And I've, I've said this before I used to love to read books, but I found out, I guess doing Zayda whatever I had a difficult time focusing on a page of content. I couldn't read it. I have to repeat the page over and over and over and with audible, I'm getting these books that I can't read anymore. I can listen to them and it all works. It sinks in. Yeah. I was telling him last night, that the cool thing about it is, I have had a book on my nightstand forever. And every night I go all, you know what I'm gonna read a chapter, and then I'm so tired, because we get up so early, and I'm like I don't have time I was going to go to sleep. But once I got audible, I have gone through five books in month and it's fantastic because I just I listen to it everywhere, I go, so for that reason alone. Tom evan. You guys ever audible here today? Thank you so much Leveque. You guys have been great. It's so nice to have a partnership that you guys feel offended part of what we do every day. He talked from the heart. So it really makes a big difference. It's different than just running an advertisement with you guys. You guys are awesome. Remember the day I was talking about all of them, audibles confused with my edibles. I receive always as much joy from Ebel do from audibles. And I'm giving you like, really great marketing tactics. And they're like you can't. In trouble good idea. If you guys listen to what we have to say that you could quadruple sale audibles. Fought anyway. And that's another thing you know, I, I never ever want people to stop thinking about how romantic is to read a book. But you can't read a book, we live in a world where picking up a book and reading it is a fantastic luxury. But you know what you need to be experiencing. What these authors have to say, both fiction nonfiction and also through guided meditation into all the other things you can get off listening to audio which is what you're doing right now with our show. I mean, our show is one big. Despond. Taniwha audible. It really is. Yeah. So that's why say go to audible dot com. Download the audible app. Whatever. Just get it wherever you go get it. You don't have an audible app. We haven't looked at me. Like we need an audible. I thought it gave me another great idea anyway in there. Yeah. Turn off our show and download. The audible app. Why are you wasting time with us? Anyway. Thank you guys for do part of our show. And I'm still learning more and more about you guys every day. You have so much. You have way too much slowdown audible, audible dot com or download your app. It's very cool. And by the way, we should send them send them an invoice for this. This is a great this, this was worth how many. This is like a. This is at least two hundred grand for what we did. Assign that. Come on. You guys have deep pockets things that are trending today. Black men. Don't cheat is trending is a it's black men don't cheat day. Right. So Charlemagne and DJ envy. The who work down the hall at the breakfast club. They reminded me of this day, walking in also, you know what else is training to Philly taco, it sounds thirty but hear me out pizza from Lorenzo's and sons Lorenzo and sons in Philly they take they take taco and they rep rep one, they, they take a Philly cheese, steak gyms cheesecake. Right. And they wrap up pizza around it. I'll Mike everyone's talking about. It's making me clutch, my heart, right anyways. That's another big search going on today, so Philly talk, oh, black men don't sheet to call Charlemagne envy on that. I don't know what, what that day is all about. But first and foremost, it's all about audible today are fringe. Thank you for coming to our party last night. Elvis, thank you. There was a lot of fun. It was they kept a drink in my hand at all times. All right. We have these parties to try to generate more revenue, we spend more on these parties. Fun. Anyway. We'll be right now, Elvis Duran. What is it with these people Elvis Durant in the morning show? I cannot remember the last time I went oh, I can't remember the last time I last peed. Okay. I can't remember actually Daniel from the last time you didn't spend money. Bad one. That's what about you. Here's why I can't answer that question. I can't remember the last time I blanked because if I don't remember the last time I did it that I don't remember what it is very good point, you know what the older you get the more slippery slope because. They actually told us that you'll you really should stop talking about how old you all the Ed. I'm not gonna do that. I'm going to just be myself if you don't like me talking about me being, however old, I am. That's your problem embrace. It twenty five old broad. It's not just bought it. You're not even old. She that's the thing. Yeah. People if you're listening right now and you're twenty years old when you're fifty four like me, you wish you had a lifelike this, I'm living live of frigging, whatever, you know, I get aches and pains, but I don't care whatever. Now a days I feel like it's not the same as it used to be not like my mom is seventy and it's not like the seventy of, like when my grandmother was not at all. She is so vibrant and beautiful and has so much. She's she you, you'd think she's in her fifties. It's ridiculous. Like this party the iheart party. We had a great party last night for our marketing partners. Audible was there. They're great. And, you know, so many people who are quarter my age were, they were having better conversations with them that I was that people my age. They go I just refuse to grow up anyway. So if anyone has a problem if the research department of I heart like you ruling futon poke with how old you are. Yeah. Screw you bad. Now spoken like a true old guy. Now. I want to talk about something in Nate says I don't know that seems kind of old policies love, I love Lucy. Repeats. Okay. Fine people life. So odd old soul, I am very old actually act older than me and you're half my age. I feel older than you, Elvis is the youngest. Man. I know. Really? Oh, you know, more about current events will come in here days and you'll tell us something that happened. Did you see this? How do you know? Right. But like it blah, blah, blah. Always on the federal tip any wop's number to get into the three things you need to know from Gandhi, but I will tell you the older, you get the younger you get. I'll be crap in my pants eighty soon, like a little baby, and you'll have to change the ours. Great. All right. Here we go. What do you have going on? Okay. We have a couple of anniversaries that we're marking today. I today is three years since the shooting pulse nightclub in Orlando. Didn't you know, three years three years. Here's forty-nine people lost their lives. Sixty eight others were wounded and today, four hundred churches across the country are gonna ring their bells to honor those victims, very sad day. Another university today, talking about old, maybe this'll make some people feel old twenty five years ago today, any guesses OJ Simpson murder case twenty five years old today was the day of the verdict. Have no of the, the murders of Nicole Brown. Simpson and Ron Goldman OJ Simpson ended up getting arrested five days later when he got into that high speed chase in the Bronco down the highway. Today was the day that the murders actually happened nineteen Ninety-four June twelfth. And finally, over says that it is on track to start flying its first all electric air taxi. They demonstrated it at the Uber elevate conference in DC, and they're hoping to launch these by twenty twenty three but ready for the I'm not either. I want the air to remain open and look, up and see things and not get hit in the face by a car. I don't know. I don't think we're ready for air traffic now. What scary it was refreshing to hear you say that just now about about age and stuff because few years ago, I was celebrating my twentieth anniversary here. And I someone did an article on me and a public a publicity person got in touch with me. It said, oh my God. Don't you ever do that? That's terrible. Don't say how long you've been your longevity in the business. You've been at twenty years old. Sorry about that. I think it's it shows that this show people into the show that we've been doing it for so long. People have grown up with us. They've done things with us. I'd rather be honest. So you'd be fine. You're fine scary. Don't worry about that publicity person. How they doing in their job, by the way, they got fired. Okay. All right. So a great way back Wednesday phone tap of. It's Jimmy jingles one of the many characters from Dave Roti. It's coming up for you next. Rain in the morning. Crazy work hours can make it hard to get a good night's rest. If you're like me and have looked for a sleep aid that doesn't make you groggy. You gotta try the news, equal pure. Z's. Melatonin gumy's. They're great. And they're drug free so you can fall asleep naturally. Randy elvis. Durant phone tap. Right. He's back. One of our favorite characters from Dave Rhody. Jimmy jingles, right? Love, Jimmy jingles. I would hire him for my next partial mistake. You're about to find out why what's the phone have all about today? Brody Elvis are Lister. Thomas wanted a phone tap. His wife, Jennifer. Their oldest son Vinnie's having a graduation party, and he was supposed to take care of the detainment. So I call as the entertainment Jimmy tangles. All right. Listen closely David brody's, Jimmy his phone. Yeah. Hey, what's up? I'm looking for for Jennifer. Jennifer this Jimmy jingles. Did you husband tell you? I was calling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You might be calling all very excited. Listen, we've been working really hard on the NBA DJ for Vinnie's party. I got the custom champs ready to go. I got my boy, Ricky rhymes banged. Everything out can be great there year. We're very excited about it. Good. I got these rob so play for you. And then what we want to pick out which ones you favorites. I this Ricky rhymes when it's dropped some beats on. Here we go. Ricky kick it challenges that made to staff really huge Deva, even though it's bad bits Vinnie will hope. How is that? Yeah. That, that my husband thinks my phone's gonna live at home for that. What is that about? I just I just was talking to your husband and he's like my son. Not really sure he's going to what his life, and he may live in his bedroom. Eighty-three told me, I'm just going by what told me. I don't think he intended fetal put that in a song that we're gonna play his graduation done a thousand points. Bam professional so you have to understand this is what works is what gets the kids moving. I let me play another one Ricky job debate. Getting aside beneath brain, the knowledge, even though is going to traffic to hear college. Wait a minute. A very good school. And he's graduating and this is the time honoring him. We'll give giving in this big party. Is this to be some kind of like a I don't like punking kind of thing. No, no, no, no. This is all about Vinnie's life. This is all about the kids call it off fleet. You know what I'm saying? You don't Affleck is it's lit. It's on fire. Bowman we go. Ricky dropping. He didn't get caught by TNT. He's behind the places. She. Yeah. Yeah. What yes time? Now for twenty it is not gonna happen at his party to honor him for grad polit. Okay. I'm gonna say he has to smoke pot at the graduation to say hits an. Hard to listen Ricky rhymes, and I know all about that. You know what I mean? You know what I wear? Wear anything. Oh, you're wrong girlfriend. Got paid Ricky and I already cash that check y'all. The most unprofessional. Seventeen only gave me a whole list of stuff. Look even got one about you. You're gonna love it. Just calm down. Ricky Trump that Pete, about the mother so proud of our Vinnie daddy never tried to cap out, even though it was Jennifer's a highschool. Dropout. He. Yeah. That's right. You Boyz make an even know you dropped out had been I got one more, Jim baby, you, Jim baby Klay general, Ricky debate. It's amazing. That was celebrating graduating considering all the time you spent perfecting masturbation. Deign what can relate to that? I like that. How about a about myself, John, you and you we send us on money. That's it or go have a drink smoke. A little bit. You'll be go talk back. Tani. Yeah. She's calling do not answer that phone. Don't answer. Wait a minute. We'll call right back. Okay. We have to. At about, then he going to some crappy to college. And he's like smoking I don't know, smoke in the bleaches. It was cool kids like that stuff. These days. Well, yeah, because he had a cancellation and I didn't wanna lose the guys like highly recommend. Donna, should we tell her? Yeah. Hey, jennifer. Jennifer, this is daybreak valves during the morning show. We're phone tapping you. What? Coronary. Right. Oh my God. This. Got your real DJ like a real good one. I didn't three grants. I, I need a drink. We have an idea for a phone tap strain dot com. Click on the phone tap. Tap. Tell us what you want to do this hotel recorded with permission granted. All three in phone tab, rain in the morning show. Oh, wow. Hey. My repeating. Hey, listen, if you're not catching the fifteen minute morning show podcast. We do it every morning. We all we talk about stuff in that podcast. We don't get near on this show. We even use the F word every once in a while, fabulous. The effort is fabulous your favorite parts using fouling. We actually revealed a few secrets on yesterday's fifteen minute morning. Did I thought it was a safe place? I am learning. It is not a safe plate note that I could say anything I wanted, and it would be fine. Mona people listen to the fifteen minute morning show castle. Make sure you're listening. Hey, thank you to our friends at Norwegian cruise line, of course. NCA dot com. Go there. Book your summer vacation, right there on one of the credible incr- incredible experiences. You get only from Norwegian. If you take a cruise to the Bahamas they have their own private island island, Stirrup, K, or Stirrup. Cay Sep K. Hey, what's belts, the place, but they usually say key? I'll really I in my experience, you take a K turn it into a key. Yeah. Exactly. Because see, for once with me on the spelling pronunciation, disturbance ki- like the Florida Keys different spelling. Yeah. The Florida caves anyway. 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Janci Tova list. It came from consumer reports. What do you love? Most about summer straightening. I love at night, the firefly's Arthur, so pretty. Yeah. But what about ticks and mosquitoes? Read, what do you love most about summer all of the weather, the weather? Yeah but there's a heat and humidity. And it's hurricanes. This awful. Summer. Bummer. Consumer report. I love some reports. Guy who used to have on the hot dogs, and we use to like talk about. He's the tell us every bad thing in a hot dog to kick off the summer out. Oh, yeah. You're, you're all gonna get brain damage. Lady hunt summer bomber. Ice cream is great for summer, unless you're lactose intolerant. And you pull your pants with diarrhea. Nate what we're very late. The summer bummer. This is Dan shea. Seth Rogan was while Elvis Elvis Duran in the morning show. Two. Nacho taco bells added again. Celebrating or not Joe fries, this time they're going in with a new single and trailer for a movie with. 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The Green Light - Episode 100 - "Moist" (Show Final)

The Green Light

2:50:27 hr | 7 months ago

The Green Light - Episode 100 - "Moist" (Show Final)

"Can't complain breather. Know Pain for us. Put event mentioned F. You mentioned that. America's national casualties fresh take cashew fees. So I took control flashy lights. Stay on track but things again Bernie. I hope wherever game back Beattie. Y'All know what it is schools. Ya All ready snowed at should boy be green? This is episode one hundred. The finale of the green light. Podcast make some all fucking noise when everybody to make some mother fucking no. We got kells on the mother fucking ones and the mother fucking tools here. All ready snowed at we live. Baby this is your boy beat Green episode one hundred. It is live we are here I am him he is I- Yano to fuck is y'all looking and I'll probably one of my co host is the more things change the more they stay the same baby but listen we all start this day ours on his way he got all listen. I'm going to hold you started. Today's episode away here with my wife said you'll babe she said I said I wonder if Jay probably like what are they should have said like that too. You definitely want to say what would you think uncivilized creature no now uncivilized? I just feel like uncivilized people into what when you say. Hey Babe they respond with Utah as a kid to say somebody if they say hey. Hey P people yes which one you know. That's not how you spoke to your father. He would've chunk side tobacco. Okay well if you followed him to call you. Hey Babe I knew where he grew up the way you did scare to show love. Listen I said hey babe. She said he was up. Us Brian she said what's up. She said yes. Brian what unique King I said I wonder if Jr is going to surprise me today. She said what by being on time. I go say that. She didn't say that I was in. I was one hundred. That's enough on my monitor. Damage locating is so. She said what he going to be on time de and I go. No no no. I wonder if as mark I wonder if he's going to surprise me and damn this year bus boy. I wonder what's GonNa Lime? Okay I'm and I should is bussing that I wouldn't be surprised if I get drunk on this episode. You'll be getting it because this she goes is going to be on time. I go I just want to be surprised. Me Like if he brings if he makes this last episode. Like you know you know you know how like the deadbeat dads shows up like at the end of the movie and then you're like oh I wonder if he learned his lesson is great to note at the more things change the more they stay the same and jr trash all the way to the finish line. Just fear I get that out there but guys. It's one hundred episode. I love Y'all we'd love your. We have made it. We have made it over two years. We started the staying February of two thousand eighteen. It is now march of twenty mother. Fucking twenty we got the corona virus. We Got Mal. Fuck in the world. We had tornadoes happening everywhere. Like the shit's amass. The word is going crazy and the one thing that always reliable inconsistent and always there for. Y'All was the green light and now it won't be or will it so we got some stuff coming up. You're just got to stay tuned. Make sure your stay tuned to the green light. Podcast instagram page. Make sure you stay tuned to my instagram. Page at that guy. Bee Green House. What do you want to make sure y'all see? Just how is he? I agree I agree. Jr supposed to be here. He's into Jack now. Traffic be bugging hold. Euro is going to be listen. We got cows already. Make sure you go follow. Kells at that dude tells you don't have to follow me guys. Follow him if you make sure to stay tuned to at the green light on that guy be green a lot of good things coming. Stay tuned I don't like you telling me where like telling them where they should be paying attention to. I don't like that. Go follow at that. Do Cows if you WANNA see some of the dope this video log raphy on this continent on his conduct period? I mean I appreciate that on this continent. Listen we doing big things. Big things and best believe Dessau moving so I mean. Let's let's get to a house you week. Maybe my week by week by the way we answering all questions. Podcasts related in this chat. If y'all have any more fucking questions in regards to the Green Light Bee Green. Jr or Kells. This is the day where we are slaves to. Y'All open the back door to our Ben. Ben Wants you to be on facebook. We are on facebook. That shit trash though. Well he don't got. So what does it allow Beta this Lou Lou Lou at green light in Spanish? You open the back door man. He's knocking Oh basement show shot the they'll be for sale soon. Horrid you fat fuck listen listen. It's been a long time coming. I mean I look at our first episode the quality you know we. We really didn't have our segments down. It was it was a growing. It was a growing thing you know for anyone out there. That's out there thinking about starting the podcast boy up our hope you well. I'll give you some some notes. Some know how some plow pop plot pot potholes go some pot wholesome pitfalls to avoid some things to kind of take into consideration. It's not A it's not A. It's not as easy as you think to do this every week. That is who's warriors two years guys a hundred plus episodes. I noticed episode one hundred but we did shout you Clyde but just stay tuned baby. There's a lot of things that go into making a podcast and talk about green and Jr have done an amazing job with their consistency and their continuously that it was a fifty percent fifty percent thing and then pushing to just keep going and going to build a house. Walls in coke are both important. Caulk caulk you think import. I don't think con-continue not that important to be honest. Well don't buy a house from Kells or any Dominican. 'cause I mean 'cause I'll buy a house from California Dominican with that being said walls and caulking are both important. It no foundation. Get there yet I I. I'm not calling myself the foundation big ahead. I mean the was already lacks your book just comparing two things. Two parts of a house right right. You compare fender in a fucking muffler. Does that mean that the engine don't exist? No I'm just comparing two parts of fucking bike or car. Okay listen walls and caulking are both important. They're both needed to build a house the right way. Not The Dominican. Where with the right way to correct way the nice way but they both they both do it differently baby so he says you know we definitely did. A lot definitely did a lot but let's not call everybody walls when they talk your duct tape and Zip ties. Bro. That comes in clutch out to just fucking butcher bumper back on your car. Line Bro. Yeah I've had zip time car literally for like a year now and they last they last won one of the heavy duty ones. It's like one of like the cheap ones. When I had my genesis coupe cracked the front lip trying to do some drifting and fucking cross-stitch some zip ties actually must have looked fire fighters. They didn't appreciate it when I traded it in but it looked as far. I mean we know we will. Street badly. Must've been busting baby. You know what it is but no so. It's just you know it's been amazing. That's you'll play this all. We don't play this okay. We don't play that offer today. We need to have some cars here. Talk about not at all. I'm chatting and driving. No Bueno. Don't fuck in had a baby. Had A baby ad had the baby. Ed a yeah tried to drift to fucking genesis while not having fucking relax sent Sonata. Actually thanks for being close for Sonata. Don't do that to me really six five. Don't do that but yeah so it's been. It's been beautiful. Bro. It's beautiful. You know getting to know some. You guys Allowing ourselves out the Capo kapito allowing ourselves into your homes allowing your homes into us. Some allowed us into y'all think about and it's been amazing man. It's been amazing. Once again to our women for doing everything in their power to put up with us. You know wonderful fiance for allowing us to take over his his his basement. Basement every Tuesday for the last. I don't know how long at Lisa for always being in the chaff. Like she's obvious always had mad reasons leave jr so he didn't do it for this. One is a benefit and Shot Crystal you know she Hope keep me sane and moments where I wanted to blow someone's brain. Oh shutout shadow shout out to those ladies you know. It's it's beautiful you know. I met a lot of people through this. Let a lot of interesting people through this some. It allowed me to kind of build a repertoire of having inside jokes people for the rest of my life you know when. I see Ben Fenner I know like if I ever see Ben Fenner in real life again and his wife. I'm going to look like some nasty motherfuckers. Like I know him his wife some now. Like I'm I'm GonNa shake their hand dig. I would've loved to meet Ben Hanley. They got the corona virus shelter. Capo quick nine hundred cows come over here. I can't I asked him over here. Real quick I want the world to cu. Not everyone has seen you. I want the world to see you come over here. You can just show that picture that you took me. I looked really good in that picture. Bro I mean I don't know I don't know if it was the way you took it or I listen. Listen listen what I'm telling you like. You can't catch me on a bad day baby. You know yes. Keep it like that. That's fucked up okay. Fine but now it's been amazing. It's been dope. You know it's. It's my my dreams and aspirations going into this episode episode. Reveal who you choose to spend your life with makes a huge difference. It's awesome to have a strong partner support you. It's real bro. It's real because you know people are Shit people are trash and we're gonNA get into that later. Because I gotta be honest. The the the people were part of why this is ending the way it's ending you know and I know some people like what do you mean like? It's just kinda crazy that you do everything in your power to extend support. Extend Love in August graciousness to those people around you hold on. Oh Shit I don't I don't I don't know if they pick that up but he said Oh he did he he wrote knock knock this crazy south seat though. I just think how you show up late in empty handed. You Ain't got no balloons traffic. Children Professor Marcin the wonder what the fuck is Ben Fenner talking about the wonder woman prequels? I don't I don't know I haven't seen I haven't seen the wonder woman pretty cool. Haven't even seen the wonder woman movie. I heard it was really good. Yeah you throw in him things around and we picking it all up guy. I think I think I saw the art. It was really good. I heard it was really good kick in the knee. I'll let you do it Wilson Benfica. It no Benfica does not he only has facebook. He's weird and DVD's Peo- Leeann was about a look of benefit and right now a shadow to egg. Egg was not only supposed to call in but he was also supposed to visit he said bunches of bins fucking oops is fucking questionable a year. I'm pissed that I have not made Daniel Charles you you eat only one the only one because every time I try to set up a hookup for all of us to hang out. You're right I mean it's it's Kudo lawyer is on its own. Now Mike Check my mic check. Dumb ASS be green. Jr in the house Service or one hundred apologize to the fans. I I can't I can't control traffic yes you can. Yes you go so. I can Carpool Lane. There was still traffic. Maybe out of these in the car. No she's nine ago she and a trunk because you know him he kills. Somebody now sat on the lambro. What he But yeah now before we get it ain't never gonNA get into welcome. Jr thank you so you missed it. Leon heard all the talking good. Don't ever call me that white sticky ship your caulking you're calling. I don't know where you put. This cog when building a house. Shit talking to seal this. You know Possible with drafts. Premiers pose a SCHILLACI. We opened the show it. But guess what we'll play it again later because fuck we do. Maybe maybe Mr Own Record for America you black and you late all the fucking time to lay people show. How many times? This is the everyone into chat oil. How many times do you allow someone to be late in life before you stop expecting them to be on time? I'm GonNa say it depends who they are Liane Lee. We're teleport. You put it anywhere. You would have urged to put duct tape exactly thank Suraj the call and the when you mentioned me now. I don't. I don't think the call c-a-l-l-s-a-s Duffy never building a house. He do. He didn't even talk about the foundation. Nigga we weren't talking about foundation even put the was. You gotta put the frames of. You've got to put the two by four. It's got to be a fundraiser. We weren't talking about why we don't have a thousand people are the show relax. Leon was late twice. I think he was late twice in real life late. Third Time with your own song very times. Definitely the charm late Bob. You've gotta be better. He wanted he wanted to be as useless as possible. Thank you Ben. Fuck Oh the caucus pretty important in a painting world houses to make you the Vince we can. I been the whole unit like you. Keep your shit flowing plantation. Caulk equal minimally useful in house building. Like Ben fetter. He could have been are Caucasian guy. He's really good kid so I mean we were talking about plan already talking about Shit. We just kinda enjoying our presidents enjoying each other. Fuck you know am basically just fucking you know kicking it kicking it Caucasian. A zing slaps Ni me Geo. At when they mentioned me but now oh Shit Nigga and he got his phone on. How you feel about. Reparations should be off. Hi ETHEL ABOUT REPARATIONS. Though how do you feel about it? Can you define reparations receiving some sort of payment for some sort of pass travesty? That happen to someone that could affect you or as happened. People that could have affected you. I feel like we. I'm okay with reparations. If only given the right way instead of reparations being given in a sense of here's a check it'd be dope if they were like y'all got some glasses ice baby let's show. Hey we actually need is. We need to glasses we need. We need glasses for crowning. We need glasses for the champion. Now you mixture shit yeah. We're you guys. Yep I was going to buy you dinner I was going to buy or to pay What do you mean we had a care? That's not food. I don't WanNa ruin my dinner cake and eat the cake. Yeah Nigga forgive me wing at the kick the look at it but you don't WanNa root. Oh you don't WanNa you're not gonNA eat nothing tonight. I'm GONNA eat the pizza when I leave here. I WanNa go home get naked. Eat Pizza do all right all right all right well as a native American we get it Capo. We do get it but uh it's coming Jay. His supple bull. What the Hell Bent. It's coming you know what I DID JANET COPS TALKING. Shit like you come over here and I was like. Who's you like you the tall one right there and I was like you know what green tailed? Just let them know. I just let them know but now I think if we're GONNA give reparations to people who suffered from some sort of tragedy travesty. It needs to be financial form but it should be in the form of that lower costs tuition a way to kind of get that. Kinda Kinda head start that they won't be allowed to get because shits fucked up like Give me a different interest rate on a House. Different you know. Give me give me my tuition at a ten percent cost if not free you know. But I'm also under the aspect. They should be given free tuition free tuition. You shouldn't be charged for post secondary school especially when it comes to shit like state colleges like you want to go to Harvard. You WanNa go. You WanNa go to Princeton then yet charge you want you want but if you want to go to a place like southern motherfucker intern uconn yeah clash at all like why are you being away. You is Clyde. What would you cry? I I guess we gotta take shots. No just let me know. Sounds a bit like Affirmative Action Dole? No because it's affirmative slackened and white people benefit from affirmative action to do that. But I know Ben's just playing devil's advocate. He's smarter than that. He's smart in that meeting jumping camera. I was waiting for you to come into cameras now. You know sitting in a car watching camera. He was sitting in the car watching this. As couldn't I couldn't do that to myself. If if if people want to see what I look man they gotta catch me on my on my bike. No if you want to catch him at his best go Holler at the Bee Green at that guy be Greens. I correct Leon on your way. He's got he's got me looking on a be here by episode one. He's Simpson Crowd. So he's on his way now. We gave them a bottle. Fuck that I had. I didn't even like that show. Can you open this one bad for me? Remember that's how he brought that Bourbon Mash crown. That was was boss. Suda good stuff you know while this happens. Let me play Leeann noirs latest track with a low best. I can open up the champagne without feeling constipated. The first player I think is. Do you have to rock the MIC? I was I was wondering what that because he got the glass owner Dan. Mike Stan thank you L. Think It's only if I catch the champagne pop now you know what I mean hot baby. Come on we don't do that. You like the beanie. They'll be My League you We gotta catch the Champagne on a on a might do you. I switch just in time to catch you pop in it a little bit of shower. Non Not Fancy now fancier left the extra space at home because you know the AC spades moment. We have a drink for you J. U. I really can't wait to meet a lot of you guys. I can't wait to meet Janet. I can't to meet my Li well. They're so far though. Yeah but they got to come here for Thanksgiving like I could. I could be invited. They're not invited to JR's house. No no I'm coming. I'd rather go to their house. Things they do it up. I mean we while she wrote I switched at the right time to catch you popping. It kills what type of time are you on. Doing Leon. I can't wait to meet you. Stick a capo. Yeah but Gammon Ben Fan Are you. I'm definitely looking forward to in BAND ME TO A. We'll meet Ben Ben Abi around when we have another. Sr Twenty meet up in this area if he feels like leaving his house. Deanna. I can't believe I haven't met Dan. That's that's that's beyond me. Do Very Good Leon. I'm tired of seeing Leeann. Already on can be when he came to one episode. Thank you very much. Thank you very much sir. Yeah we were actually really on Sunday. He was he was Lee as usual. It was probably busy busy when when when that guy be green. And that do Co. says y'all we hanging out we talk about it now. I can't wait to me. I don't know who that guy is. But he's been in here a couple of times. Oh Man. I'm looking forward to me wheels because we I'm pretty sure wheels can run. Oh Shit it was only two times. You're right it wasn't lethal two times. You Good Carlos he can make time for me to get a cut but I should. Wild Man's always busy gentleman. Here's to one hundred episodes seeing one hundred. That's how you say one hundred Spanish sashes stupid. Seeing seen those gentlemen who was in your house now yours is still bubbling champagne life. That's my. That's you WanNa see shammy life your shell two wheels after you see Mondays blessing. You appreciate your love. Your make sure you stay tuned. We really mean that because Wayne Awakening as we ain't just die and leave it dead now. We like an episode of power. You know we. We're going to a few POWERBOOK's powerbook's they're doing powerbook's public road as bad by Carlos is lit now like don't say powerbook's to me workbooks fire. You know it's a is beautiful because I didn't think we would make it this far. I mean yes was a beautiful day. It's GonNa be a beautiful night. Charlotte went off. Cal's Yeah Gopher started off sex on and things and our lady say in our lakes you live life the way just for precaution measures. I need you to put a violent and open up for me. I should neal's one of the most underrated. Artists of our generation agree easily. Ben There's something to that and there's something that I want to touch on when it comes to that What Song Instructions on rotate based on direction? But I got to have a moment. You know. It's unfortunate that we could be in situations where you know. Bring Back Beautiful Day now. I'm just go up to the ceiling. Champagne get ready to give this. Mother fuckers feed off my headphones. You Fuck you. Just get the fuck of my headphones. And get your sketches say Jovian Su q daily on a gals? Here you take one to take one to watch anime. We could play poker win watching the anime. I always figured if you're good and you stick it out. Well that's the problem. That's the FUCKING PROBLEM. Bro. Relaxed Capo Seriously MY GRANDMA. Maybe we can play intimate but yeah. We could definitely do that. My league down. We workout always figured if you're good and you stick it out long enough time. We'll come but something's just not right here. Not trying to make assumptions now. That's you see. What did it take so long for? Ben Come here. That's that's part of the travesty. Ben Where we're at we're at such a impasse when it comes to content out there that being like being good and consistent no longer is just enough like think about it being good and consistent is just no longer enough it used to be a point where all you need to do is be good. Come Find You. It is all that matters right and then it was. You've got to be consistent to show up. You got it right and then it was like you know you got to kind of do a little bit of both right bit of both. We we need to. We NEED TO BE DOPE. And you gotta be able to do it for longevity. Now we're at such a point where such shit is just such. It's such a inundated mess. Where no one even has enough time. The time I think people put it in your brain were conditioned to think that we don't have enough time to ever grow shit. Allow Shit to grow on us. And it's unfortunate. It's unfortunate because we get people in spots where they do the good part and they do the consistent part and win. The results aren't there. We might get shit ending prematurely. You know. There's a Lotta podcasts out. There that nick is only tune into because the negatives on it or the woman on. It is a celebrity true. 'cause they got blue check next in name on twitter not because the content is good. There's a lot of pockets out there where motherfuckers only listen to it. Because you know I don't WanNa see I wanna get into podcast smoke because I've heard a lot of podcasts. And Quality AIN'T THERE. I'm a huge fan as you guys all know throughout the pack of Kevin Hart and I think his podcast is not good at all like it's views because he is yeah and I don't ever WanNa get into a situation of claiming that and that's why I always say that there's a there's a bit of a lot of people you know. There's a lot of it claiming fuck which you but the rip. I never seen share post. I never seen you like Som- I never seen. You do simple shit. That's absolutely free in as a fraction and your time they're saying that Justin timberlake movie where time how you live. And that's all you get paid with like took like bullshit. I see doing abortion. I see you doing bullshit. I see you doing bullshit. I see Spinney time doing bullshit on the same platform that you could easily be showing love and you choose not to career. I thought if a motherfucker put themselves into a spot where they just showed unequipped. Who Love Across. The board kept consistent. Stayed on brand did what they had to do. It had just come. And it's unfortunate that it didn't and that's one of the things I'm going to say it's like motherfuckers. Get into a spot where they like anything that you imagine you all right now. Just fuck it. Let's play the game right anything. You imagine you doing fucking karate. Music Photography videography Fuck in the gym at two years to that. Shit. I'd be fucking sewall. What would you fucking? If two years passed that you felt damn where was my returns? Where was my returns? Oh so if I was in the gym for two years and I wasn't so yeah I'd probably hang myself. That serious weighs on you. It weighs on you know Pun intended. There's like it takes a toll. It takes a fucking toll to the point where it's like. Do I gotTA partake in Tomfoolery? Because Asiatic has given hundreds of thousands of fucking likes tomorrow fuckers Sharon Sharon fucking videos of a mall fuck with a wide angle land in front of their face. Actually it was funny but it isn't. It isn't like it isn't but in the team. Spain robe anymore can't relate you never you never put them know more so because you. Nick has got time to do jokes. You got time to have fun like that but I don't okay. I don't heard you heard you heard you. I don't have time. A lot of thing is a lot of my fuckers. Make Room for that little shit and they go. No I just have fun a little a little bit but not not not really. There's a lot of youth group chats. I mean a lot of group Jazz. You niggers I'm in a LOT OF GROUP CHATS. That you've got that Shit on you because you nick how to. Talk Talk. Y'All talk work sometime but now let's just play play that what is what player. Know what the fuck is that? What are we doing like? What are we doing in the Monica Will Ron? We'll show him. What are we doing when you say? What are we doing in the majority of it is play? Nah I'm good because you never get to that spot. We feel like you know what when you ever met you me shit. Dnr imperfect around like the phone. She doesn't know a lot of diggers robot themselves. I know now I get why. A lot of nichols rock by themselves but like my mainly. Leon said if you WanNa get you gotta go with team and unfortunately just because they liked the way to shirt look. Don't mean they on the same side as you. Just because they'd like the way it looked when the banners arrays and they see any name near don't mean that they were part of the team it don't like exactly like it just don't don't add up the same and you can always go. Well you know. Stop like we see. We see some of the most talented athletes ever just. We do never get their shot. Just because it didn't happen did not work hard enough. No it just didn't happen it didn't happen. We see some of the most talented musicians ever not get their break. You know why didn't happen. It didn't line up. Lineup wanted to do that. I fuck with because him and I had this weird intertwined fucking reality we always kinda cross pass. Is that Nick Joe Button Right. I've I've been crossing paths with him for like ten years right. A NIGGA who achieved notoriety and fame after his what. He did the best now music. So did he not work hard enough? No He's had to work different in a different field and that kind of what I'm getting out with the green light t MAC Getting the spots where it's like you know what sanders work different telework. Different now stiffened baby will live different. You know is different. I could dig for hours in one direction but if you dig for two minutes in the other direction you might go well you know what concrete Santa two different things you know are they. Let's talk about foundations? No them Connecticut foundations eight the same those foundations taxes maybe Crumlin Connecticut. You know here that I make time for this show. I can't do any of the park's like that's a real ass shit with Ben and this is the fucking caveat to how. I'm feeling if fucking sucks that I had to get this feeling of. Damn we'd like people do fuck with us now now now. I know that people like next Tuesday next Tuesday March motherfucking tense. Six o'clock there's some Nichols will have a lot more time on their hands because you won't be there and that makes me feel certain ways because I'm like fuck but at the same time for those people who are. Will we be there but this time you could you imagine back which is. I'm just sitting there and JR's in here is one. Oh one in the same span. That's the type of shit that makes me feel like I need to do right by them. Guys through the Ben Fenders Leon's the wheels the fuck in the fucking cop does the fucking clydes upset because he never got on the show because whatever you know those types of people to seat though the fucking Bonzo Shepherd fucking shepherds the mile leaks the fucking nate. Cisco'S The motherfucking Julia Stanford's motherfucking automatic fuckers therefore marinas at. Lisa's the crystals like for all those people that fuck with US endlessly. I gotTa make sure that whatever the fuck it is that I do next. I gotta be able to put enough work into it to where I can go into green light podcast but it's still our effort so whatever it is that you see me doing. I need to be loving it the same way. I love this the same way I love. Y'All it from the bottom of my heart. I love y'all Kells I-love-you Jr. I love you. Thank you mother state mutual. Thank y'all for putting up with me. Thank you all for doing it all. Capo fucking love you brother lake. Anything toasted there man. I think we talked a little too. That would've been you know what we still got drinks. I know this is everything my alcohol. He's drunk he's an already Jack. Mind Fuck you already great mark. Yup It'd be drinking at home to show. Jeez I got a Malta shout. The COPPA Shalva Capo. So if you ever fucking see me slacking out there if you ever see me fucking slack. It's the fuck out me. Slap the fuck. I'll me let me look. Look how face and go. You didn't quit. You quit the green light for this. This is not quitting quitting. You didn't quit. The green light podcast. But you didn't end green light podcast for this now. You fucking row right now be grain. Stop fucking around. Stop fucking around. And that's how Utah. I'm a hold myself accountable for that. Extra he got he got like a one fifty army. I'm in that role Russia. Your skinny cows one hundred pounds in your thirty on him talking about that with him. Maybe you need a break to reconstruct rick. We restructure baby listen. Phoenix PHOENIX PHOENIX. But it's not been the WHOA. Whoa what's the heart in your? I'm confused that's loves black. Eggplant mom said what he said. Oh listen I love your so I mean oh so. Let's see I'm GonNa have some cake. This has GEICO drinking. So let's all right. Let's let's let's show them the display the kids. This initiated heaviest house like a break. I don't WANNA so shout out to JESSICA JESSICA CISCO JESSICA CISCO JESSICA CISCO over at was it. She just fell for the school suites at Cisco Sweets. She made this beautiful blatant and she made it all black. Because you notice. How do it baby baby is beautiful? Bailey's News Bailey's infuse Bailey's infuse ono baby. Don't let me don't do that to me. Oh you gotta get like We definitely can't put on the table. I think we got a candle. We'VE GOTTA BE Sanitary Three Coronas around we've got to be sanitary. Looks like just a candle crystal? Tell US okay. See Gio eighteen when you mentioned me as you mentioned me. I some assuming we just stick here do it. The bottom don't put your finger on which is fine corona this episode on the bottom. Yeah I was trying to. I want you to pick up the camera so that we can do that. Hold on Let me light it. Geo Eighteen when you mentioned me nick. I'm going now history. You can have any ones long. Is this a we? You can have any bears? You was long as it's a mead. Are Hey you go. I'm glad we in the basement because if we didn't have smoke detectors chocolate cake infused with Bailey's were hazelnut frost and also when he was to get Schlesser. You're trying to get drunk. Nate traffic advantage of US man. You'RE GONNA come rhino us. Could've took it out the bikes fixed. Well I wanted to leave. You know we eat the whole thing. We're not we're not. Oh Yeah you're right. This is extra extra and I WANNA I wanNA corona put on the definitely WanNa Coronas. Photon we do exactly. Yeah Get some pictures split up. I don't WANNA speak even towards it because I'm tight we're on Nichols who blow out news. Who Blow out. Actually hold on you. WanNa Papa candover. Oh No dishes. Probably claimable probably. Yeah I don't WANNA I don't WanNa be in a situation where you know. I talked towards kick. I'm not one of those people like if you ever don't eat no cake. Someone blows the candle on. That's not no mortgage Colona no race before that thousand germs. I agree now but I still. I'm a cake lover so as long as you give me is screaming fat Nigga. Ain't nothing strange next on. Isn't it crazy if we started working out two years when we started this podcast Shit? You've been sexy occupant Yo. Whatever happened to that challenge? You guys had that you guys are going to take your shirts off grows episodes. Maybe have got to bring up a pass C. Lesson okay young on camera. You gotta to take a Selfie with this. You don't get your face close to him. Is going to be corona. I told you that shit we gotta be safe of Corona's mad like saliva enough. I've already like shall nate. Cisco CISCO SWEETS HIT HIM UP. Oh away like come on a warm as hand warmer touching myself on be many a word and and do what underwood slowdown Capo. I Hey you want to transfer this to actually want to lift up the cameras so that he can see the one hundred episode. Lou. Shout Christopher Setting this up shout to JESSICA CISCO SHELTER NASA's for being a great guest and oops yet Cisco for being a great guest may is my boy love him love him. Cameron's was dropped. Just leave bring me cake okay. Nice base down as a masterpiece. We Song does not focus off. I hear this lady. So they didn't cut a slices. Don't do it. Don't do shit blow blow it. What's going on Carol? GonNa come back here and just say hi for one second. That's that's it kills. We'll keep hiding the camera bro. There was a few times Episode where he was on this side of the camera showed up so yeah yeah yeah less asset on filled out. You know that I'm still. I'm still strong still around. Still Brown really. They found this green light. You know always seem like it seemed right. You'll girl she writes. We WanNA play fights in the middle of the night. Put My face screen rights. I may come co star. She suffered mob balls and when we go into drop-off tallest traveled. I liked pies. I likewise Putin Pie. Poontang pie person. But that sounds delicious. Ooh So yeah. Okay so I guess right now the guy got arrested. W why and how you got TA. I can't believe I haven't heard about this sooner but let them know 'cause I listen. You see just what I'm talking about like when I get around Wheels Ben. Outta LISA CAPO LEON. Fucking Clyde Drexler auto recipes while focus. When I get around these people. They'll be able to go. They'll be able to go. You remember that time you gotTa Rest. Bro Not be able to go on one episode. Like that's a joke now. Like like what are some of my favorite podcasts follow? I love the idea of having inside jokes with them because it feels like a big ask Party. It was able to lock you up. Come on I'm locked up. They won't let me out. 'cause I got a new okay. Sorry locked up boom. Let me I saw your boy be green on. Maybe I could find the Mugshot. I was able to find it through back channels because I talk about an ID. When I got arrested in. I'm pissed that I lost that idea. I think I left it. In the Orange Jumpers. What is the name of the fuck? What is the name of that fucking like? Newsletter that towns have where they can follow like local news like Like they're kind of like written forms like written forms of facebook groups like we have like the reminder. We have the reminded me. It's Kinda like that. I know it's called like do log or some shit off. It's like a thing it's like a like the it'd be like the every town has their own. It'd be like the Hartford disaster. What is one of the calls have occurred? Be One of the longest note shouted current being the longest running motherfucking. Ooh That is giant story. Now what it meant to. You know this this. You'RE GONNA get drunk in his whole piece of cake. I get bite. No no no way. We we know. Tyson fury who can then you star is GonNa be slurred. I want to hear about the hundred. And then we get your fingers away from my fucking fucking with us Spit on these fancy as plates and no closing duties dishes to shit. Oh Shit that is a nice thing about that is nice cinematic movement. Let's see let's see. Asmar guys is Bueno. So please tell us I I saw I bite review. What are we looking at one by? Everybody knows the deal. He's not saying he's He's GonNa Finish Finish His holy Shit. Okay I mean I don't know if you've got I mean I'M A. I'm assuming that aren't watching. You guys need to go watch this. He calls me fat for one hundred episodes. And we see the yeah. That's all I'm saying. Is You noticed far? It's GonNa make you what rt Fart. I mean we just got open. The window just is going to be as best that think about that. Look at that joke we agree. They're like your children tells basement. That's what they were they could. They could have said that earlier when we had that bad. Why Fiber Talking Ashley has not gone? Would you stop bussing now? Okay I was when you eat them because we can't all just I mean when you met me. Why can't we be going down a history lesson? Is he breathing heavy and a challenge for them as they finish the first race him because he's straight fucking it up? He picked it up with his fingers. Holy Shit he's GonNa have to shoot after this. I know it you know. And you're GONNA get fucked because you can't imagine how big is just come on. Let's do this. Just imagine I feel it. Looks a little moist so I liked. I liked cakes. I mean not dry as cakes definitely not dry so can you just tell me one more time with this is he's in the chest grow down he'll tell you he told you attach mate. Cisco told you in the Shallow Sea Lou. Nate Nate Nate Nate. Nee Chocolate often also infused with babies know if you guys not paying attention to be done. And he has the nerve to call other people fat. Look that's his play. He's done. Say What again what? I what I say Leon Moist Moist Voice activated. What did I say moist with Kaos Moist? But what's the problem with that? It can be sexual term. That's fine hold on so worried. Look what we're doing. It's a nasty word to hear alcohol in that cake. How do I feel more on it than I did before him? Sam because you drink well you ate drain. You ate it. Like shit means a money the entire piece because passing out here I said. Hey we got we gotta we gotta we gotta bad in the basement Bro. It's all good. You just get a patch. Patch the patch the newspaper the news to hear the patch. So you know what's crazy. What's crazy let your in the patch. His cheeks again Rosie. That means getting drunk. Is that what that means? Definitely yeah I don't like that's it. I'm saying it's been great you magnets. Everyone's saying moist moist. Leon set a chick tells me she's Mois saw a Llama. I just tried to read Ella Mayo like I tried to is. I was like Alabama. That's a problem. That's a problem I I don't feel like Moyes is bad for word liens. I got your mugshot. I got my looking for your mugshot. You've got your. I didn't find Mugshot. No I got my breakdown on ready. Ready kills a piece of cake. Would you GEICO each piece of cake? It's Mois we just had a cook and under that lightning now. It's real voice. That's how that works. I ready December thirteenth. Two thousand thirteen Those seven years ago Bee. Green was real cool. Some thought be Green. Was Romain listened to you as I give you a detailed witness idea of what happened on the scene third degree criminal mischief. Greenpeace that amy not as efficient went to JEB because he wasn't moist host Shit. That's funny love you baby. Definitely it's going to be moist only by Leeann definitely all right ready dam. Sure I have some music. What music should I have under this? Oh I got it locked up chained the BPM so that they'll kick off kick those wild. They kicked us off last week. 'cause fucking Ben Ben Ben fucking ninety nine left balloons so then we got kicked off Matt Songs. We played on this show and they said Nah. Just you know good just taking your money. Cool no problem with that. Ninety nine left balloons they said this episode cannot be viewed in any country. Wow I know they had only tough over to this country Dan. I had to fix it. I had to remove that part of the PODCAST. Frosting amazing the Pandit Opondo. No no just whatever's in between the CAITLYN. Okay Okay Son. Kind of dough. Yeah now you can do now. You can do your thing. I liked that I liked ready. I'm a dance while he is going to be the backup. Data second degree criminal mischief breach of peace. At eleven twenty seven PM. Police were called to Jerry's pizza on south main. It would be a pizza place. Sign evolve with what you say. What did you say you bet you? I'll tell you. Ponder episodes calling me fat modified arrested. Because he didn't have enough. Salt on his pizza. They didn't WanNa give a pirate fan. I love that I love bed. I wish my host so let me go all at eleven twenty seven police. I gotta go fuck. I second degree criminal mischief breach of peace. At eleven twenty seven PM police were called to Jerry's pizza on South Main Street Middletown Connecticut. Can I get past the pizza bar? A about several patrons who had just left the restaurant who wrote decision several patriots have just left the restaurant and they were arguing with customers and jumping. Chevrolet Malibu according to the report Ben Rhodesian Brian Greene twenty-six of Long Hill road who was inside of Hyundai Genesis. Said he and several other matty's next door patrons had argued in the parking lot. According to the report witnesses said green jumped on the car. He dented Wish acid difficult damage to the roof as it was from side to side. He later told officers he had a few drinks. It took things too far. He's jumping cars over. What rivers and in the offices a lock joazef for dentists so it wasn't supposed to shout. The copy sent me a picture of Fuckin- Mata Mata India. Wow subject initiatives is bad for you so be Green. We went to go see Somebody play a bar over it on. Matty's over in Middletown. I don't know if it's still there or not right so we're leaving and there was a car parked like out in front of the Pizzas Pizza. Spot which is right next to the Matt about think about like you leave out of place you go to the right as you're right right walking to the right there's like that's Leeann. Waste MOISTURE MOIST MOIST. Do these words make you create. That was that was hand held Action Right There Leon. If so you're not alone. Choice is one of the most hated words in the English language. What is soft snowflake us? I guess so We're walking out one of the white guys. I was with shouted Crawford. He's like five foot four. He goes to jump on top of the car he just hits the side of it. You're the car he goes. You can reach me San Leon me seeing it as a challenge narrating basically. That's exactly what it was narrating AC- I saw. I saw it as a challenge so I then go jump in and do the same thing but I'm six four you know Seffrin bike sacks with his fucking long hair and yellow teeth so was about one twenty we. He's about he's got one one sixty. I'm going home and you're about to sixty five relax. I'd probably like to forty at this time. I was skinny. Be Room okay. Don't do that. Kills My desire. Waste Crossword so I go to jump but I forget I plus board as white knock all cracks definitely taking pictures. Okay so crocs woman who do Crossword Liana Special Leon Special Ed clocks clocks. I always late. There's no Jamaica's like Yulia Shoe. That a promise you that Java so I go to jump forgetting. I'm not a five foot. Four White Guy. I land on the top of the car so then I proceed to roll over the top of the car. Basically my back was on the roof of the car and then I got off on the other side so so. Why did you get up on the same side? Because I was rolling over this week. He cracked the car and he wrecked the pavement. Fuck you you honey. Why don't you just grow back over? Let me show you with example. Damn able just jump on the team. Oh no no. That'd be a great way to go so I would like this. This is the car I went broke and it came off other side. Bong right so I go. Oh Shit can you to fuck off my headphone it? Slip on pants so I go fuck. We dented that shit immediately. Started a said we want to blame other people for his big ass? Yeah I get it. He's we dented at the little guiding. Nothing Kwok's flirting vision immediately started getting sober fuck so we walked towards. I think there's a I think it's a cardio express now started walking towards the Cardi Expresses Yo you gotta get the car we gotTA. It's me my boy. Wes Crocks for and I think another motherfucker. I got the Honda Hyundai Genesis. It's a coupe. I got school books in the back. I'm not in like I don't got room to just like hop in the car and go and we've been drinking So we get to the car. I'm like Y'all let me move my shits hop in the back. I start moving my shit. A group of people start walking towards in the middle of this group of people. There's a black guy just black guy someone your size someone. No no no no no. He's probably like five ten. You know nothing like okay so he starts walking towards us he leon. Oh Shit eighth grader. Nah when we saw land on Sunday Leeann was so happy to see as bro. Like the Manor. Joe Crawford is now my least favorite word moisture anymore. It's Crawford I get it so we're naming episode crocs for so they're walking tours spilled the way they spilled on the chat so they're walking towards us and I'm like oh it's like it's like twelve people it's four of us so they're walking towards us and they go yo jumped on top of this fucking car. So what do we do now? What you mean talking about talking about. We saw you using the pizza shop. We saw when y'all motherfuckers jump on top of the car said if you saw US guess one of US asking I said listen my Nigga. Fuck you talking about. We were just walking out. I'll maybe someone knows that we got cameras and we call the COPS so now. I look at the other for that guys with white. You know they're not gonNA wear middletown he and they're not going to joe so you know what's crazy. Oh so I go. I'm convinced white people crazier than black people of course easy. It's it's a numbers game though. It's nuts I mean like iota amount of white people that are on bikes and don't get in trouble. Compared to the minorities. Have you seen him on? Why people want to mail on the you know in the post office wall. It's all whites blacks owner. No I haven't I haven't been so Susan. Serial killers is definitely. Why be the only six nine black guy with rosy cheeks? Funny Capo? Coppola's finish it so so I go listen my Nigga Zhang Bao. They said to cops is on the way so now. We're like we gotta go while also not leaving like we're admitting guilt so my boy. West goes. I'M GONNA keep antagonize them. So they swing on us and I go there you go. This is Martha and Boo. And I go and he tells me he told me this like a few weeks ago. A few weeks ago in Boston he goes. My plan was to get them to hit us so that we can save defended ourselves. Exactly coppell victim car. We're playing the victim. We just we all know the for going on so but they never swung on us so we go hop in a car and we started appeal out hanging out. I'm going out. I'm headed right toward the Exit. And then you're on six cop cars pull up so I just go pull right over in the vicinity and I parked the car causes. Get out the car. Nigger what is Gun Gun? Not As twenty two thousand sixteen eighty. Okay okay thirteen. I'm just asking so we cart out the car. I'm standing in the driver seat. I look over crosswords. That you've been a fucking shit who crocs crocks for okay crocs Ford at this point I never did any sort of like sit like this across it before he was my boys west boy he was my boys west boy. Yeah so you know. It's one of those dude. You know through like association. Gotcha so I was like. I'm looking at my small. Fuck is wearing boat shoes. It's November like is December. Excuse me his boat. Shoes in December has Khakis a rolled up. I'd go this Nigga. Better not say none. So he gets out the passage. See I'm in the driver's seat up the boys get out in the back. Cops sitting there cops go you guys. Just wait right here. I saw I go. Cou they say we gotta look at the footage so I go guys just deny deny deny deny that was enough. That was some other knicks. They don't ask questions you just don't say exactly right Simple Electric Chair. Goddamn the that I play music. No more the game. Why when you mentioned him. He's in both use. Your mental pictures didn't have or your mental pictures in having boches. Amelia fucking collar pop. So they go they go. We went to the pizza shot. We looked at the footage. You guys definitely fucked up. These cars all is now mind you cars multiple now mind. You all is supposedly supposedly. It was someone else in our group who jumped day who jumped on the front hood of Acura. Mdx and then jumped off of it. They made cert- according to their footage they made a certain guy in our group took off his shoe to match it up with the hood what they said he said. You know. I'm not the only one I got these sneakers. They couldn't pin nothing on her genius But they said you brown guy. Who'd Burger now? They said Joe Brown guy we got. We got footage of you fucking up the roof of that car. You're coming with us. Turn around mentioned shit with serious now. She was serious because I go. Fuck immediately sobered up so it turns me around put. The cuffs puts me in the back of the back of car. I'm to fucking the and this was skinny. Green still fucking Titus fucking. I mean skinny. We agree let's be honest now like someone captured a pterodactyl. Actually let me say you said two hundred actually took a picture and if I still had facebook I'll be able to post it. You said two hundred and forty pounds. That's a pretty big at six five at eight. I know you may think it is but I mean that's almost like Lebron James Statute no because Lavar James to sixty liaison. Stop Seventy two fortieth skinny. Yeah Yeah Leon has some of the skinniest wrist if you ever want to know who Leon is. Put fingers at the end of this. Leon Leon. To forty is not fat out a couple of seventy five big boy so I go up in fucking station. I said you're wes handled the car keys. Doom known shit so again the back. So I'm writing now. I was going through some shit in my life at this time you know. Just how does super this is probably the point where I had the biggest fight with crystal neither fight? It was just. It was a moment where I really kind of tested. The metal of our relationship up to that point and her response was at one that I could. I could manage that point at Twenty six-year-old me and I'm Ryan to the police station and I'm like Oh this is crazy. I'm not this guy. I'm not this guy I'm like. I'm not this guy so I get out. Take me go get fingerprints. I'm like Yo they don't use ink anymore they used digital. It's like a fucking photocopier. It's like fucking seen in the wire correct but it's real so they do my fingerprints now this whole time. I gotTA fuck in. I got a blue Polo Polo on. Because I got in a row. 'cause you fat fingers would broke the glass. My pizza levels were low. You can say it. I was thinking that was skinny. Then I was one eighty not not know too so they process spe process me. They put me on hold and sell and they go. We're GONNA see what the fuck this sargeant wants to do. What you guys. It was a Saturday. We know what happens on a Saturday? No it was a Friday night. We know what happens on a Friday night when you get arrested. No we don't we. Don't you gotta wait till Monday to see a fucking judge so I go fuck you go there you go. They found out your cereal car. Roller heating may bill. You were in jail Hogan cafes. So I'm like this weird. They didn't take anything from me. I still got my cell phone in my pocket. So the guy's going. What are you doing? Listen knowing that you're probably better off than that page on I g on the computer. It's all right you've been drinking in so I do pull that picture up though because it was around that time it was. It was a year later. Tam He did the math. He did the math so shows money though so crazy right there so he goes. I'M GONNA go see with my sergeant. Wants to fucking do what you. He didn't say fucking. He was actually pretty cool so he treated you right when he does that. Take my phone and take a Selfie. No one saw it. I still have that picture in. My facebook downloaded files. I'm GonNa try to find the see if I can. Maybe it maybe the comes back and goes listen. Sergeant was in having it but I told him you've been nothing but fucking pleasant since fucking bit dealing with you we're gonNA give you a promise to appear court PTA. I don't know if you've ever been arrested before. But maybe you can get some accelerated rehab pay for the damages are in a drop off your record blah Blah Blah Blah fast. Ford I get out get out that morning. It was like three o'clock in the morning. Get Out I'm Lou. Macari at get my car. I'm blaming associate on crystal. It's always woman's air and then you know and then a few weeks later I had court. They said listen. What are you doing? You never had trouble before I go. No all right. Well you've been granted accelerated Rehab for those that don't know if you've never been in trouble for you. Get one shot one opportunity one moment to capture to seize everything. You've ever wanted palms sweaty. Newsweek heavy vomit sweat already Moskva get. He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm regular but what he wrote down the whole crowd also laffy opened his mouth but no words. Don't come out he won't and now everybody's joking now. Doctors balanced out open browse. Pyeho Bro. I'm trying to look for the battle pops up over like you can't get the year Janet. I waited one episode for giving us the same ship as she'd be me to one hundred episodes for that bullshit arrest. You'd even get process. I had the Yellow Orange Jumpsuit. All that had let me finish well. It wasn't one hundred episodes. There's probably roughly like fifty something bullshit. He thought about this first episode. No way three. We talked about this arrest for episodes. Big Egg was still with us. We're going to let you walk down. The thief isn't they had mrs demeanor so I called the court they a are they with the AARP go listen. He's never been in humans. Leeann Person Leeann person if you're here come here. But if he's out of control it was supposed to be start. Listen snap it so listen so judge goes I we a. Are you got a payback? And you got to pay back. All the damages on the car just went up in that bitch and push it up not like not like when example. Twenty eight hundred. I rich at this point. Eight hundred to fix the roof. What are we can grimmer. Woody shuttle the Puerto Rican Shadow. Sell him up. So you know be. Green showed up the court next time. I figured I figured I should try to hit the up that owned the car that I rolled over. Not Knowing. You shouldn't do that when you go hit them up. Did search found out. That isn't it has been in trouble before. Gotcha this Nigga was intro for like stealing stakes from someplace from that pizza place stakes at a pizza place out. So the next day the next time court when he was supposed to appear with receipts from the shop and I was supposed we were supposed to set the fucking tone on how much money also spend. He never showed up. Oh so you got lucky. I never had to pay twenty eight hundred so I'm saying you got lucky because he was trying to scam you listen. All I'm saying is by the way it was me. They said twenty passer pay. Well we know if she is what it's supposed to be at a dealer versus what it really is. Because I was going to be like Yo I just pay you off the gate. Yeah I never been arrested. But I'm serving a life sentence marriage. Oh Shit Oh shit. Oh Shit Yar Pretty Yard petty criminals or Pretty Kramer. I don't know if you fucking coming onto me. Are you trying to come on me? Leo's funny but now. So that was my story how you got arrested it was. It was enough of a shocker. Because this is also when I was trying to get my job I like. Mj story better at. This story is absolutely bro. Mj's Huda Mj. Story was like a fucking movie to be honest. That's because I was drunk. I forgot I think I told you I might start in. Change the cost. Oh No I wasn't aware of your story. So let's let's hear. I wasn't aware of your story I didn't necessarily before. Go ahead tell a pussy. Fuck timeout time. The fuck out the. How was the flashlight no knows a pocket pussy saying that there was no pocket? Pussy. Jr was just too busy. I mean marine life life. No mom you gotta get your mom. Ouch ahead no Lisa in your head you fuck. That pocket was eight and I just can't at Lisa. Leon I will talk to One star you up. I will talk to Leon aware bag. I got your five star. Little Song. Hang on average two or three. And what do you mean right but better than just wonder? I? You never heard. Jr's arrest story from stealing terrible divas. Bigger ter tore was the worst. The worst part wasn't even the steelers. The worst part was I was a young kid. Nineteen eight thousand nine hundred zero and the worst part was that I I sung on myself like a little bird. 'cause you a bit how you snitch on yourself me. I let me let me get to. It's Shit I worked at FILENE'S FILENE's time hold on hold on Janet. He wasn't saying that they get your mom. He was saying that he was saying she wants to fight you. He was saying. Take your mind off of everything. You're going through in. Think about that pocket Pussy Inada. Lisa yes so I worked I finally what was filings used to be made it? What is lanes? Macy's I mean? I've never fucking immigrant don't they don't? I don't even think we gotTA macy's today every time you drink you start hitting the table career right you. I gotTA stop drinking so I worked at filene's figured you know what the hell they're not gonNA miss it. I'm GonNa take some money registers. Oh Wow you went straight for the register still stock. Not even not even merchandise. He went straight tag was trying to sell shit on the low low. I was I was doing it for a while. Get his youngest off the show. What's wrong with JEN? Beef with doing. New Elisa's I love doing that. Love comes to her she. She only knows how to respond to hate. I did it once. I figured you know Bango Fuck. I did it twice three David David. Oh yeah she is. Oh my God he's going to say but I don't fucking free stuff free. Wow that's valid. He can say that in here me. He'll he'll want to wing. Wookey stole from the register. How much did you see? God knows because I truly don't know he shared a statue of limitations is up now. I want you. It's good. I truly don't know but the day the security took me into the office should have known it was a lady was like the Bitch I wanna say she was mean as Faulk if there was her exact words. If you tell me what you've done off a trap I was young and dumb happened again. It's a trap. If you tell me what you've done it'd be the end of it. Ben Fanatic. We'll let you go. Your job is over. You'll be fired or let you go. We won't call the COPS so send perch fucking tweety bird. I will sing like a month ago. I've been so crazy. Part is when you were fucking skinny. You'd look like like finding bird what did you say? I've been stuffing registers. So it wasn't a one time thing you you know what I was doing stealing not stole every every time it was your ship on the register. You were taking money in putting your body. I want to say every time a lot of the time and she was like we got cameras behind the glass where people will look at each other with cameras that we've seen you gotta great. I admit it this thing was still in front of a two sided. I admitted to everything next thing. You know they're not going to do. It was the West Hartford. Pd Gadget Bitch. They walk me autopilot. He's in handcuffs. I mean they put it with Nice to put a jacket on my hands and Shit so tell me why the old I think you just walking with his hand behind his back. Tell me why sue cops next to him. They told me they told me the cruiser. Obviously I'm nervous. Faulk point you start crying. I didn't actually I cried. After I may bill. He was crying as soon as he was still. I do engagement ring a finally cry a year and a half to two years later after I may bill because I got arrested again the first time I've got arrested the first time I got they put me in back of the cruiser and and I'm singing like a fucking bird and my judy. There's more to this story at this point. He was nineteen Leon past every damn tests to be a police. Cadet what I say every damn test every single test. Can you imagine if I was a cop out to put in jail a long time ago both your I mean you don't have? He's not only the hastily from filings. He stole all the time to give to the show so They bring me to the station. The you know fingerprint me. There was no processing yet. And they'll let me go on a are accelerated rehab and promised to appear so I- appeared in core. What did you do get to eight? Nine hundred bucks. They even know the amount I could've said three hundred have been good but no I kept saying like a dumb ass made me promise to pay eight hundred nine hundred bucks back. I needed to write a letter of apology and I needed to do a year formation which is the year of a R. I did the year probation deliver apology. Obviously I couldn't find a job because I got fire from Aja so I never pay backdate hundred dollars. Hold on Ben say can we will wind the DVD for a second kid worked in. The basement doesn't know how Like that yeah. Hey y'all give it. I hate us. Yeah so the so. The money never got paid back to restitution and I figured nobody's ever GonNa fucking no opportunity to take off the Florida to go to school Florida. I took off Florida because I thought fuck it. Nobody's ever no get away. Should go away now and I should sits in the record. Books such as there have warrant from arrests. I never knew whites so I'm back in Connecticut. I'm working at a dealership then. I got a speeding ticket. I went to go pay speeding ticket. Like a fucking Puerto Rican. I wanted to pay the speeding ticket. Now everything's a fucking auto pizza. They they take him my ticket money and then she's like oh I'll be right back. Come on White Steve. Oh Shit. I'm not a felony are I'm not a felon again. I was why people always become an issue. Yeah it was definitely a felony so she goes back and takes the ticket money. Whatever whatever next to you know there's two cops are on me again? Oh Shit yeah these two cats say to cops and I'm like what the fuck is going on. Let me get your glass. I'm just trying to figure out what Kinda Shit was in the car. Oh Shit he finishes story Glass Drinking This I. I was driving somebody else's car until I got arrested again because they had a warrant from arrests. This time I got process. It was a Friday snowy day. This time I got process. I think I was in jail for about six hours because I my wife finally came and she was my wife at the time but she may. She got bail. Got Me out but I was processed orange jumpsuit. They make the cavity picture had the ID. I was in a fucking cell is bend over and cough and it could spread the I've never. I've never been arrested. Thank God when I was in the cell would I still cry? You saw that. I was praying. I ain't saw. I'm not you ain't got no marks on your saw because I haven't been to jail. I ain't got no mark year Nigga. Fuck it is Nigga. At when you mentioned me down history keep running your mouth free. Put some infamy with them no one of them no eighty he married you because you've got him out of Jail Leon's man little what's Leeann? Come on check. Check 'em for Leeann you you've been coming at me on night Leon. Let's talk about that so my man's just said you're is mad. Little Bro what was he. What was he doing looking at you? But so I want to know why at Lisa Marie's hoodlums you know. No he married her because if shooting should he know about the arrest she would marry me because I confessed her prior Twad. I told her about the stealing of Shit. Shut the fuck up. He was waiting at least when you were twelve. I confess to her prior to me getting arrested the second time. He never knew about the first time but she knew about you know when she before this yes she said he saved my ass. You definitely she definitely did you. Can you imagine? Jr in jail for three nights? Define I was going to be. How do you went to the second time you've got arrested about twenty okay? I wasn't crying shows a man when I came out I was bar. I can't tell you how has being arrested affected. Your Life changed whatever it changed. The course I think they retire by now twenty days. I wish we stayed in jail for the whole weekend. So a nickname Bernie could a slap the shit out you for hitting the table. Nobody can hear you every time you hit the table. They wouldn't have slapped me. They were left me alone. They left me alone. 'cause they don't do what you hitting a fucking tapers up here in the table. Damn I'd have been the plastic bitch. I want to keep it up and you get three strikes you out and do because like three as you said care okay to relax. Oh Shit Dan those tough. It was tough situation but I don't see that was Greens arrest. I dodged a lot of bullets. I've done a lot of bullets. Clearly that's what That's what he said now. Nine lives Once in Wallingford. Oh Me and white. Steve got pulled over with twelve empty. Twisted tea bottles in the back Like a dime sack of weed in the Ashtray. And a loaded Glock twenty one under my seat. I talked me out of it. Got a warning one. How do you talk your way out of that? But just give us a quick run. I'm just saying if you white Steve. I know you don't know because you haven't heard but just saying you know I was just able to. I would just able to. I was just able to connect with the COP and we were able to see that. It was just a misunderstanding. You know I really meant to slow down at that red light before I took it and it was cool. It was cool. One time we come back from a fucking was it. What was that fucking shitty ass Bar Meriden and we said you know let's not take north colony road You know any black bands or do I have to be. Whiteman all depends on your white so you might be white. Been to and all that. That's not so in that case it can be back. Ben Ben so Maloney's we went to fucking Maloney's and Meriden so we know it's late. It's fucking Shift Change. Let's take the back streets to get back to the shop because at this time. I was doing a lot of work on cars. We used to go down to the shop. Spending the shot work on cars at Nigga we leave them off fucking shop or fucking. Maloney's we take the back roads. We go into the cool. I write very put to a traffic light right now. We're probably like half a mile away from the shop. Maybe a mile lights red but you saw green. Who's in front of us are no cop? Okay he makes a left turn towards shop we make left turns towards the shop this Nigga pulls into the parking lot to the right of US relaxed snitch. He pulls into the parking. She gets my hands Rina's comedies. He did. He did one of these. We're behind him so I go. Aww Fuck now we've been drinking drank like I'm sorry about. We've injured should have been driving. Immature should never do so. Then I go fuck. He's behind us in ways he goes. Relax relax relax relax. When they know they won't be be the one in trouble so we make another right heading toward the shop. Now at this point we're one traffic light weight from shop. I go yo. This is different story Leon. Relax. I've got to stop hanging around White Steve. Every time I was getting trouble this is where I go. At what point should I make a left turn signal to go into the shop so at the cop can still drive by me? He goes wait star worship. He goes wait. Hold hold hold. He goes now so armee left. Turn signals one. Two three seconds made a left turn into the shop. Cop KEEPS GOING. We pull up into the back of the shop. Steve hops out opens the shop throws open the car door. The door I pull in drops the door as soon as he drops the door and turns off the light. The cops come in with their light on William but they were right behind you so he did that that quick. Well he passes we all we put into like the industrial park. Where the shop was he going? Which I'm assuming he went and turned around correct and then when he was like Yo. We're these is that. We're looking to the fucking. We had ten on the window. We're looking out the window as he's writing by do the shop trying to figure out where to fuck. We went son when I tell you at that time I had the wrong place in my car was dicarlo. Yeah it was dirty skinny. Be Green be acting us. Be Happy would be green being big big green fast. That's what I'm saying. Big Holy Shit Gio. At when you mention me live. I am I would've met Skinny Green. I feel that I would have been in union same show. You need a lot of trouble. Racing cars racing my cyanide and actually would have been stupid listen. We all had our young times. I'm glad we all made it through everyone in his check thing. I love the fact that able to get to this. As as as you as mother fuckers at because that means you I went through some shit And when Nikki I'll tell Ya Shit Shit just because we wanNA talk make sometimes it's because we know what it feels like to barely get by shit going through shit makes you stronger makes you better rate for those who know what I do for work. Now is kind of crazy that that's what I do for work now. I got pulled over. Avon wants with a gun. Licensed gun a gun but again it was registered. They didn't know that cops don't care. Come on Bro Starsky. I try to run from COPS. I didn't try to run. I was racing a fucking boosted. Ninety-one Integra raising fucking Vita fucking mother veto bus. I wasn't any right cool buses ass cock. Come out fuck darks fuck. Viva Steve wasn't any ASS liens business. Are we crimes pulled over? I know there was so many cops in Avon until they finally caught up with me. Have you on the side of the road? I was like Nicholas. Put up in altemus an Avon in Auburn. Yes with Alzheimer's with Blues and Reds. Even know you could do that. I didn't even know Yucca. Fucking do on the COP. I raised pulled me over our bet. You beat his ass didn't he? You know shelter the cops that realized that I was in the fucking thug. That wasn't trying to do anything crazy and they just kind of just wanted to race. Not just just WANNA keep recording. I just got for passing the right. You know what it is. It's when cops pulling together and they finally got a gun and that gun isn't stolen or is in anything sketchy the reason why they pulled you over is now thrown out the window. They don't give a fuck about you fucking role in the stop sign. They care about Oh shit we might have some bigger to fucking deal with here and they have to check the tribal do their due Diligence Lyonnais get shot everyday four and traffic lights and they don't relax if anything. I had multiple situations where she died. Don't do that black well. So what's the most trouble you've ever gotten into where you were like? That could have changed my life. I've never been in that kind of trouble where he's happy because you don't WanNA share. I don't pull you smart enough. Do your research like countless articles about the racial tensions in Avon with what they do to black people like you smarter than that metal of Middletown Middletown same situation. Pull it over like you notice like you ain't stupid cows you smart. What Google -fensive because I'm trying to think of stories okay? If you don't think about it political type Avon cops racist. I'm less getting the WHO to you because you dark all outside Nigga News in that dark dark and in that case you got yeah takes pretty good. I'm trying to stop eating. It's actually pretty good. Listen guys so am I supposed to look? I don't know I was just supposed to say but yeah I've been. I've been pulled over with my gun in the car I was. I was a little bit under the influence I was. I was drinking a lot. It was really late this cup. Did some fog boise or should I mean cut right now is definitely the cop because first of all. He wasn't even allowed State Trooper. I was I was getting onto the highway And I was I was like why did you say the State Trooper? Check it out first of all. Because I was going straight I was he was he was on the highway. I was going to get on ramp going to the highway when I was going on highway as soon as I get in front of him. He turned his lights on. Okay motherfucker told me get off the exit and we'll we'll talk over there. I was all right. I got off the exit and he told me Oh. Did you know that you just ran that? Stop sign you probably do. He was on the highway as someone. Who's he stopped me? He stopped me on the highway. You ran up song. Most Times are are there to start honoring what he's about what I'm saying. He was already on the highways. Or would you do fuck? You did not see what I did. Bro. I got on the highway finest. He told me I ran a stop. Sign he he asked me for my my license registration. My son was in the glovebox. Knicks guys spooked. They hug what I wanted to see. Now I was in the glove box I was I was I was a little under the influence brightest wanted to put it in there just in case if I needed to pull it out. Whatever the case already sounds like he's trying to frame it right. Wheels already sounds like he's trying to frame it so you can get on his side. He now I'm dead serious. And then and then he saw the gun he got fucking spooked and then I was already. I was a little bit drunk. So I'll how can we tell the Slur my words I was slurring my words AIDS where they they they let me go with just a traffic violation. Obviously because my goal was registered. How old are you I was I was probably like twenty twenty two. That couldn't have been twenty with a gun now the most the not. Now you're storing at what Papa. I was like twenty two some Shit like Dad. Two year difference. Yeah whatever whatever whatever the twenty slant drilling clear age okay good. It was like twenty two. What were you going through? I wasn't going through G. O. T. When you mention me now one of the craziest things that changed my life as I was drunk as hell and I pulled my gun out and stuck it on my friends. I did that. Let's be friends with you on. That changed life. I did I see someone like a wes. Drama shoes for no. That's the thing I'm not trying to win. Joke Lee Ho. That's what I'm saying. I did that she at my job. Until The gun goes off JAB JAB now. Oh this is this is all be green guys like. This was an issue at my job. It was like that it was done. It was a night partying downtown Harper. I think it was a block party some shit like that you know. He has an ambitious with us. And we go back to where we were at to get our cars and I forgot. I had my shit on the seat. So he comes up to me. He goes before we talk into the joke in and he pushes me. And I go on a cargo. Nick with the wrong what you and. I pull out my gun and I put it to his chest not kill you right now is the best. We were serious. Caught her man so we got back to wherever the fuck we were meeting at. She had her man there. He ran up on his do. Nigga if she called you telling you we had a gun or would you run upon US stupid stupid. What are you doing? Hey guys you guys are having with. Y'All but then I kinda cute because it was like. He was defending that she had a fat ass. But it's yeah now it was. It was joking around. Yeah I know that now but when you when you when you're young and get a gun is like you. WanNa push shit out the first year year two when you get a gun. It was roughly around that the first time I've done my son was like fucking beautiful man. I was just. I was pulling that every party. I was fuck all your shoe. Everybody this motherfucker. I was drunk as fuck. I took my. I took my clip out but I pulled. My gun puts his chest and pull the trigger. Leeann you start Leon Stop. You aren't the same because if you plot a gun on somebody and you get caught with it. Do you. And your parents like it is different. They didn't deport. Goes this different? No one company we are. You sounds now but then Leon would have been late to court to him if this whole fucking family out crazy as he is now but that changed my life forever. That's why I drink a lot. I get to the point where I'm feeling nice and then I'll just before I leave the house so you you become violent drunk everything. No I used to be a violent drug. Now I'm just I never get drunk violent. No no no no. I'm I'm chill cool. I'm ready to just look around me and show even though probably smack the shell someone they talk crazy town because it's just like Yo picture kills being violent Cambridge. You being angry but slapping I don't I don't that's why I try not to get myself to that point so that's the other side of what we associates. I Call I call that guy. They caught a Guy. His name is his. Name's Jeff Jeff. Jeff Alter Egos Miles Eagles. Kevin Faulk me. Craziest stink. Dropped their friends and she talked to Malta. Ego named Kevin Jamaica on his dramatic sometimes sometimes from Barbados He. Beijing depends it depends. It depends on what should've got violent. Do for an apart-. Oh Shit Yeah. Some nigger ran up on cows and was like Yo talk about them who the do ran up on Sunday saying he wanted. Raina points under run up by trying to be our friend. He He'd saw we was cool. He was trying to get down with us. Some do some do from Nigeria. Ran Up on cows myself in Leon in when it's introduced us to an Asian blood. Gangsta rapper from California. Who sounds like French Montana? When you say run-up was he like aggressive running up when you guys listening restroom. We did not any of that. So that tells you he's Lit. I trust things like that but he spoke to us in a way. That's forever only speak to people you know. We're in a in a in a vibe E. S. bar this motherfucker puts on a JBL PILL. Bigger is playing some negative. He goes like I'll even know a blood simple. That is not a blood simple. He's like Brown wavy Bro. Was He drunk as Ma says no but he Tokyo's He Boston pitcher a necklace? Yeah he asked if he asked his girl was a real one. I tell me thing de Leon freestyle for him. No Leonov Free Leon. Leon had a drink and he was just relaxing. Not Leon how old fashioned show now though the drink before the old-fashioned and old fashioned and he was just relaxing the w from the soya sauce buffalo. Wheels fucking wills so guys. Listen what are some things that y'all y'all hope? What like what are some things that attracted to the green light and that kept you guys going coming back? Week-to-week toes You know going forward. I WanNa make sure that the things that we did great. We do more of the things that we didn't do. Great kind of stay away from you know because I think ultimately Oh thanks Leon Fucking G. O. T. when did you You you you gotTa Verse Ready. Oh I don't I didn't prepare anything when you play music. If I want me to rap I'm GONNA do it. They're not yet kills. Go SO FAST. Quick to do music as soon as the big green gas flow jumping. Oh he's ages going jump in coming off. Gop mentioned me free. How you bitch give me symphony and as like the Symphony Nigga how your girl love me like girl Alma Straight? She want to sit to me. I send shots hit. He sent from me shelter crown. Now I said I'm Leon War that Nigga so wild house spin wheels and Dobermans book. In traffic he'll get his ass kicked something. Like like some chapstick moist difficult. Listen we got one too. Do the podcast without no shoes. Jr's theater next to me down. But he got a sweater on like he's GONNA freeze. I can't do it Sam. She's like Michael Pants Carols. I'm just waiting for that gene rails. He's different expect that well. What NO OTHER LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS? All talk about rose over but today. He had references to cal. Jr Leon at what is all that about is like you don't know how it works. I mean he was. He was definitely honest he was. Let's not do that. Whatever he did had. I was as good as your fat air. Leon he black listen she will do with the best show all who gave us the rest all of the love from above if I see your how impulsive and don't be afraid to hog the green light. We love you. We hear every time we speak. It's fucking snare. Giving it to Yuschenko cows. The Pike is clear if you hear it coming out left and right the years. I like the topic for mass. Most like that should make that affected cake that she was just great wheels. You got a wheelchair will shout out Band Fenner. Who's fucking weird our mind because he is not a queer and if he was. I wished I had more gay friends. That's the shit it depends. Getting Shit depends pampers shit. I didn't get it depends are slow it down. I just issue these bullets. They will miss you. You can died three times. Dmz I hit you shadow to cafo with the Malta. This being mad loud. It's not too proper. Can you turn it down Kelso turnoff? Thank you Sir. Appreciate JUS use different. Nah I just. I was expecting like you know I was two words. Rhyme like say one sentence you out of control just make say one sentence and then the next sentence have it Ryan. What previous Leon Freestyles on the freestyle with? Oh Damn. I guess. We'll get that free sound fucking episode. Three thousand one is like I said it's been real. I mean what did you guys meet? Episode BEEN KILLED. So it was last week. Sixty nine was his favorite by far. I mean I just he episode. We all enjoy some map. Association are Sixty. Nine was one of the highest rated episode because people out in the charges nastiest for Jassem nasty as boys sex cells and they just want it you know. They wanted to talk about sex. I was hooked from the drive through ordering who ordered in a drive through. What the fuck is he talking about? Anyone always talking about no. I'm not I'm not. I'm pretty sure he's accurate. Because there's been federal why people tend to be accurate when they bring up their fucking points see when the funniest Yossi what Bernie Sanders window. Drc They to Monica Bernie Sanders yes. He's a fucking him heavy. You can't. He's an example of. You can't make everyone enemy two point because when you do that just too many forces a stack up against you know when when did you a president. Would you have over me if I ran for president? You know my running partner would be new over you over trump audie long. Oh Shit well when you got that. Is that when Asher comparison? That's not saying much Leon Abi. You're running. Did we do that. We didn't do that was alive. I can't have a black person like Leon. His running mate Ben. Oh Shit Ben Fenner report in those case. I need help Shuna video. Transfer that over episode nine. I was born in other country. Oh Yeah you're right. That's just stupid to. We need to get rid of that Shit. I definitely vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger as our mother fucking president. Don't talk about sex zoom in cut cut just cut just pick some random point in a month episode and clicking see what we're talking about coming up pushing now he's put a twist on no. Oh yeah right off the rigs okay pause every now this was when Liza. Jr's wife load us. Whoa WHOA he ate her pussy after you came inside her lies and we told you that I was lies. We first of all kills won't be all allies live doesn't sound like lies to me. Buddy lies and deceit. Because you calling you a liar. On episodes she lied. Yes the gross the gross. How Dare You yes? Yes sir you how dare you? She knows I'm very picky. I would never go down after I blew a load. That's never happened ever but you would put your Dick in her mouth after. She's after you you put your. Dick and it was wrong with that when he won last scenario. Y'All let us know you'll give us a lot. Give us a scenario. Wow we're almost at the two hour mark for the next four minutes until you reach two hours. We'll answer all scenarios in the motherfucking chat. We will we will. We all scenarios in a chat see. I don't kiss a girl after she swallowed here. We go no now gives me on what she kept her on the forehead. Shit she your daughter Negu. Oh Shit. That's the best part won't what let's show. Let's talk about the drops though. How big green just changed the drops? Change them 'cause fucking tribe called quest was in fucking with us. That's the best part will Ben. Oh you been freaky. I forgot about Ben Ben Ben Bia. Freaky as fuck What's Yours? Y'All giving scenarios in what was your. What was your favorite segments? You asking us he asking. I'm asking the world. Oh choose asking those of them. I'd like the introduction of the time we good. I love that one. 'cause we on his weird run where every fucking time. We have an episode. It was about school shooting. I hate to get caught back up. I mean I'm not GONNA lie. I enjoyed I enjoyed The sports drop it was fuck you hold on for. He's being honest here. I don't remember this video. Can you link to it? I know you're quick with the fingers. Can you link to Ben Sixty Nine Lincoln sixty nine the video sixty nine? No No. He's saying the drive through video video You Yeah Good back-up I just wasn't my thing then you may talk at all. Let's get it all out. I think it was just a waste of time. Like cops are cops cops like you don't think it was important to highlight the fact that some cops tend to be good and some cops tend to be bad now. Dan Now damn cops cops. I think it's a very lazy way to look at it. I may tomatoes tomatoes baby. Nah Tomatoes Tomato away even salads. He all one. This is alright here fucking. Yeah now that was. That was a fine I love. What was that song that drinking all one? I loved them. Deidre must be yellow green science guy. I felt like every time we did be Grena Science Guy. I kind of learned something. There might have been some episodes where the science guy was. Just here we go. Let's do besides that big green. The science guy was on point. That was like my Go-to let's do this. Let's go around the room and tell everyone what we liked about each other. Go out start cool. I'll start with what I liked about kills cows. I'd liked the way that you were able to go from somebody who was just filming a Promo trailer to what I feel is someone who's an integral part of what the green light stands for stood for and what it is the idea that you weren't here during the onset but this show feels like it wouldn't be the same without you is something that makes me feel like cry cry but no real like it was episode you come on. Fiftyish sixty ish. It was before episode sixty nine. Yeah so let's say sixty I'll say roughly you make me feel as if you if you were on from episodes zero. This show might add a whole different trajectory and from that and for someone who who never you never asked anything for someone who put me in a spot where I feel like I could always depend on. You rely on you. I'm forever grateful for that. Bro I appreciate that. This is against the comments so cares what was something you like about. J. R. J. R. I said is that weird way to do it. Kind of took Jason. Jr What's Jr Ego? Easy simple I don't know I mean you want me to go first. He's looking for the right music. Asiya I see what he's doing over him. Sorry Sorry Leon. I appreciate that Bro. Yes he spoiling. Shit Jr. I'm just a regular do trying to help people grow. That's a pretty good song. J. R. J. R. He can't even think appreciation. Rahm chose me this NIGGA trash okay. So J R you don't do that so JR's ability to have no history. No background no. Someone like myself. Who needs to always be over prepared when I do things because I wanna make sure I never fall on my face. Jr was the complete fucking. Way Steve Steve. Jr was a complete fucking opposite of that. He was somebody approach with a fucking random as idea one day at work and he said I'm down and he did everything in his power to make sure that he was indeed down for a full fucking hundred plus fucking episodes that ability to commit to something without fully being confident in what it is that you're doing and then improving in that whole process throughout while also balancing whatever it is you got going on in your own life that was something now is mired about you your ability to never quit your billion. Never give up even though when you trash like there are some moments like your Suda your your ability to be a great pitcher his ability to marry. You're basically like picture. Motherfucking Tennessee Sabbatical covered in flubber. Why he's facing because he's he's fat because that's because I forgot fucking colognes first name there you go fucking Bartolo Cologne your ability resilience your ability to forget the last pitch and basically just take this new pitch going and not be affected by it is just nuts and I'm envious of it your ability to live your life in your own reality regards. How fucked up it is. I'm envious of it and I respect and I always respect in. Thank you for coming along on this journey with me and helping us get to episode one hundred much. Love appreciate you. Making a sound like is the end of the journey. But I'm a Papua Biafra invited or uninvited. I'm just popping up. I'll tell you right now. Your underlying I'm just showing up. Don't matter are destroy. Shit I so I just want to say thanks for you guys you go last now foot You go less hell. No you go fuck that I wanna say I wanna hit 'em going out and then you it's kind of like a dope wars perspective as four zero six zero six three type it into chat get all. I would love to end the episode with all a. Y'All calling in we listened to all your calls and then that'd be it. Gabby and pages calling the. Hey Abby are you calling in? It's a fucking radio. It's a message system. So he's saying about the Knicks from Detroit you're always so aggressive right. Us NATIONALS AGGRESSIVE. Pay Six zero six zero six three call in leave a message. Show some love. We're going to end the episode. Listen into your and yeah so go ahead here. Kells Shit can handle this. Kells kills kills. Kill a standup dues. You Dick now. I'm not that kind of guy because conference my car. I don't I don't I don't I don't do what I heard Dick's now that's awkward. I don't do what I do looking for compliment. I don't do what I do. I tell you what the show the show was was doing well before calls came along knowing kills came along the show took off and he'd even stronger and still Mesa show stronger. Yeah how's that possible easily? That man did what he did he. He took a lot of responsibilities away from be Green. So be Green Kapoor's creative mind to work because you guys don't know when we started green was the board op. He he controlled everything music content. I mean it was a it was a lot for him do he did it without complaining on air. He bitch a little bit behind the scenes I think but then kills came along and balanced everything out the balancer. I'll think overseen Kells mad did everything with a smile. Just Smiley asked everything would smile. No ATTITU- an almost be hard. 'cause marina seems like a ball of fire. So then if you could find if you could send the video in send the video chat. 'cause I I did private a lot of my videos. Our unblocked that video. If you send it to us we should bring back. We should bring back the episode. Where you've got you've got a little bake we'll play. Thank but thank you the cows for our you do and not only are you. How you do it No complaints different. No bullshit different just always with a smile even getting paid for it paid he. He just doesn't it makes you feel like you're taking advantage of them. Correct it does. It makes you feel like you're taking advantage of them solely based off the fact that he doesn't complain he doesn't wind. He's just pretty much down for whatever. Now be agreeing. Shit G. O. When you mentioned me be straight. You couldn't be what I'll fine beginning. What I like about agreeing Kevin Caucasian little chat fucking bitch. What I like best about being is that he can have a moment of straight bitching and moaning. Hey krystal marina can coming here and give us some more ICE FOR SCRIBES. Royal three-night good with mine. Now we gotta take a shot we got. I got myself that he does. B I T C H when you mentioned him so he can have his moments of bitching and moaning which he did often over one hundred episodes and not without reason not without reason because Jr give them reason but he would quickly turn it around and sign creative and that's difficult to do. Because when I'm I'm pissed for a long time fucker creative and I. I don't know how Chris. Thank you for the ice. Thanks appreciate you for all this you do. Oh well fuck you. Didn't he holiday? It's you know. Walk out on his US because his bitching was real. But that's not again. That's not my medal. I got thick skin but he did it. Because it's fucking on the bluffing. I gotTa be where that'd be blubber blubber. I'm just GonNa Confuse silent. I pour your drink. That's true why gotTA BE BLUBBER? That's my question. I'm not fat. Kills come on Gimme glass. Look what we we look what we put in our glass gotta finish the rest of this kills. You gotta finish residence now. It's the last episode of Green House. Care is the last episode. It's not the last the last episode of alive for now for now. Green Light is he gonNA need to understand that the rain is not going anywhere. Just the live portion for a little bit podcast. He knows he was known agreements. Go Yes he's definitely. I mean. They said they said it correctly his creative mind when he puts his mind. Put a scurr on. Oh shit cows out. 'cause look how much is here. Yeah but the other day the other day just a little just a little. While ago he was talking about some cows is crazy. I WanNa see that we got. We got half a glass of street. Crowd is what I got soft soft Spanish so Feta Fredo seasoning. No extra dull say wow. That's that's extra sweet reluctantly. So yeah there you go find yourself down you come on give me. I was trying to but you guys keep being rude and not only really mo just grew. Damn I can't find that shit and I really wanted to find that I'll let me go ahead. Talk some when he came with the idea of a podcast he was already doing before which was a pretty good podcast. He can't he can't blacks. We decided well. He decided to greenlight. I took the ride all but his creative mind was he. He went he went one hundred. I mean I'll be honest. I couldn't give them one hundred at all times which was kind of frustrating to the big guy. What kills my own do reunion show. Where my leak and myself pop up? Oh Shit that's J SHEPARD. They just want to show up on us are now. We're going to pull up on you guys GonNa Tennessee. We're going to do it in Murphysboro. Yes all my sisters and Tennessee. We get arrested over there. There's NO BLACK PEOPLE. Murfreesboro master that's all whilst at my sister's house and you guys go stay over there. Can you give him some? We my wife's a nobody. We know what happened when that when we gave him that we give them too much of that. We try to pull that up. But it's just not coming up here. You Go ooh closer. If you guys can't see it because the camera's not on it but keep talking about me being has his penis on Kells back that's negatively on. Don't don't listen to that Jamaica. Shit Leon Pause I'm leaving. Is that what you guys want to hang out with me for unreal but definitely WanNa thank be green for taking a chance definitely just taking a chance make it. I can say it hasn't worked. We made it work. Yeah I mean we. We continue this. We actually care we. We're GONNA take a different direction. I hope he continues to a more. Because he's again very creative and he's going to continue to grow and as he continues to grow. I guarantee is going to get just that much better I need. Let's say we got seventeen watching right now. I should have seventeen different people in the chat. Different people writing stuff in the chat call in a-6. Oh four zero six four zero six three Janet Kevin Copple Bonzo Atta Lisa. Are we talking? Guns Wall relaxing. Anthony Detroit I. She's four six four six three tomorrow. I I need to get some my leak. I need to get some. I WANNA leave on your. I wonder if I want to embrace myself. Fucking opinions correct. We've been asking for this four hundred episodes and you can get one phone call. Come on ships phone. Call talk about it. Give us a phone call. Talk about it. Let's go talk about it. I is now your turn I asked. Jr Oh I WANNA start off by saying thank you for the opportunity that you guys have given me Your research who this just research now not at all before you continue. Thank you for a long sues your basement because I don't fucking appreciate no problem. I JUST WANNA say. Thank you for you guys. Were giving me the opportunity. It's been amazing. Having has come over the crib chilling the basement. And just just talk about shit. It's it's it's it's been great and I'm looking forward to the future with Jr. I want to say I've always looked. Jr like a father figure so he's on his father's very much. I don't I don't I don't know what that means but I just want to say that That JR is amazing person and he loves his family his kids everybody that is close to him almost too much. It's not just it's just enough. He's since I've met him. It's all it's all love. I do have a problem that his hand shakes are way too firm. It's mad weird like if you guys ever meet. Jr here we go. This shakes your hand. Like he's a fuck tardy. That's kind of really. Oh Yeah I remember the episode. We have with you kept saying retard. Would try to stop this over. Say Retard a he cars you personally with no answer. Dan. That's disrespectful. His fairness his phone is down. Face down adds up. That's the way you like to fuck. All definitely did caller with rough says her? Hey the garden this road around Georgia Brown. Thanks work on to work. Go maybe be afraid in some shade. A little too young for that. So Ludicrous. Quick you know that Song I probably do was butcher in it so back. Back up man windows up. That's the way I like to six. They get hurt. I learned a lot about. Jr Man like Jr's weird sometimes but he let it be known as you can't judge a book by cover concur rag. You cannot have a watermelon by strike. I felt like when I first met. Jr I thought his hand she can judge by its crumbs now. I'm looking forward to coming over. Jr's house for Pogo Nate. Never GonNa Happen. I'm looking forward for whites. The fucking diamonds. Koneohe for green green is like a big brother that I've never. I have a big brother but green is like a big brother that I didn't have It's like the support that he shows and the love is just phenomenal. This guy's always positive his his vibe is just like beyond a hundred. It's like it's crazy. Have you guys ever get to talk to be green? Personally I mean on. This show is one thing but in person. It's like ten times better than what you guys get on the show His He's a little rough around the edges he wo the exactly what you just go from. Call 'cause you gotta gotTa be the good in the back. You're you're very. You're very stern your hard headed but if it's a good thing about big brother was big brother is go ahead. What was I saying the Dick Berg? Yeah no he's a Dick sometimes but it's all for good reason. I mean it's it's it's crazy. It's like when we first met it was it was the connection was their paws. Yes I know liens in here and Leeann just right away crazy shit. But I didn't get that from where you don't know Leon. Leon you say moist around go wrong ever seen. Leeann from across bar in his eyes light up. He's so darkness. The only part that lit up Kells is one of the first dudes where I felt. Like you never had to force the knowledge onto like it's weird like you know how like you ever put a USB court into a brick charger the right way. The first time I know what happens once every hundred times right but when it happens. It's like it's magic that's how it was. That's how it was killed. It was like oh I don't need to put this in another way for you to get it because you already understand it and I thought that was though and if someone who never really had a younger or older or even same age brother it was always kind of being able to get and they can put the battery my back. Would you say you know? Come on Leon. You see different than eight Jamaica Nigger Nigger. The done dare listen. I want to keep giving my flowers. Oh now now he was doing his. How can you do that with your now? I'm just saying I'm just. I'm just looking forward to the future man. A lot of a lot of things coming for the green light. I want you guys to stay. Tuned do not do not sleep on the green light. Green means go baby. Green means go remains go. They know better way to say so. Listen we got some way stopping. Ooh there ain't no. There ain't no yellow lights to slow down. It's just full guys. We got some calls go. They did a damn thing. Let's listen to him. I want you cheat Yo. What up. Shit by M J where you can you pause everyday. Y'All Janet nothing beloved man. Since I've got in here I mean we had. We had a little rough patch. Remember the abortion. Yeah he had a little road. Cows LOVES ABORTION IN. Rayman out you and your son. I saw the love that you guys showed the green light and I felt like that was just amazing even though you're jars family. Jr's kind of weird he is and we have adopted you guys as I don't like it when I see Janet and my elite for the first time. I'm hugging the my family true like in. That's that's great. Even even jeanette throws a punch. I'm a dodger and hugging Janet. Me Here we love you are so. I don't know what I'm GONNA pick up. It's been around. I'm a picker up. It's been around the circle to talk my sister's short peanuts to be too close not like I'm a pyramid. It's been around and it was rape rape. It was in the abortion those a- But that's only possible because of this fucking podcast understand that like I feel like I at least got another couple of people. I can't wait till I go visit. My sister and I can go visit you guys. I'M GONNA listen. Cazenave saw about doing some exploring and Tennessee. Sounds like a place that go promise you open the doors choice Airbnb? She will feed U. S. To No end you come back looking like green fats. Oh Shit that's the goal is right or not fat but I'm trying. I'm trying to gain a little bit of weight now. You're going to be just like being dates. I don't do that. Don't come here. I phone calls now. Did run is back. This one is bad. God Damn what up Shit boy. Mj He chose to do three guys. Leon in the Chat Berlin. Pause what? Y'All all love to see a a Japan road trip. I feel like that's what you will go ohno and Mj Bonzo. Leon Bee Green Green Light Anthem. That'd be crazy well. Leon won't do it because he you know he. He's like mom and dad and can we get through it. I don't know what he's trying to seduce us. What up Shit by M J Wanted to stop by. Pay My respects to you guys. Thank you for the support You guys are truly amazing. Be Proud of you. Jr Cows Pleasure meeting you. Guys Man There was not the end. But it's the your but What again thank you for. Everything and I wish I was there with you guys today. Press Oh man keeping moving I thank you. He's probably wearing a mask that's what he sounds like. He's I don't know if I don't know if he drank a little bit or what. It was in new Britain. Get the fuck out. Well so why isn't he would is what I want to know? That's crazy o t when you mentioned me shout. Mj Is love. Maybe next gentleman. This is the big edge. I was just calling to wish guy. Oh Shit it's a great thing for one hundred episodes for you guys did great thing antastic show on all your -CCOMPLISH comeback another form l. a. big big big ED. Thank you for calling. Big Dope is do that. I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Shelter Man big. Thank you for that. You do grey do really. Hey Guys Kevin the Caucasian here and spend a good run. It's been entertaining. I'll see you get down the road somewhere. Make sure you turn the lights out on your way out. Lock the doors talk to you later. Guys what I gotTa love to warn us is he gonNA fuck fuck his amp move man fuck upper but you have one hundred episodes. Oh Shit Bitch. I wouldn't even one shit. Fuck it changed for one You know to you know what I'm saying. Congratulations on one hundred episode. That only a NICKEL DETROIT. Detroit will make you feel threatened. I'm only to make you feel threatened before he congratulates you these. I'm already shivering. Shit anytime congratulate us as used as accomplishment. I know how much you WANNA do. Podcasts always be on my head about shit like okay. Focus on what you like relaxed. Glad you made it. They're fired shit. They're usually congressman Appreciate you spending on music. Battled Ninety out now protocol out now. The bugs out. Now you know Shit Not Dot congratulations man. Keep that shit going to reach two hundred. But I'm real episode out there. Oh say no issue what this is not a party this is not the ABA far baby. No this is not the end. I'M ABC you know. We want one and have him one. Because I'm nervous trying to we got another one Yoyo. Yo Be Green Jr. Kelly. Is he behaving badly? That I don't know I don't know what would you on everything you fill me. I love Ya this show is dope as fuck. It's sad to see it go but I know you guys are on to something bigger better greater dot GonNa do phenomenal things in this life and I appreciate big set on a love. Ya in the green light keep doing keep Ryan and be great just like usual or appreciate you Bonzo. We always go support your thank you appreciate you are Kells. Oh Shit has racist now really. But that's just crazy. Oh this is probably one of the first people in one of the people that we connected the most to our word on a straight line already. Fuck it is right well. Shit Murphysboro love. You guys love you. I'm GonNa Miss you been there since day one from the music from the scenarios. It was a run but this old bird has children that she's always running a lot of miss him a lot of the throws. But I love you. I Love You love you catch on the flipside side ready for whatever union Wednesday piece so Jay Shepper. Thanks for Always have Jr's back especially when it came to tell him shit that he needed to hear the jazz. Thank you love you and somehow this happened again. He's had posted number again. You given the Caucasian here. It sounds like you guys made it two hundred episodes than a lot of fun and a lot of content but Looks like the the live? Portion is over so Masters now you turn the lights out not the door on your way out somewhere. Down the really get rob tonight can reflect on a couple of things. I remember that my favorite episode of course is that we have to sell Branko. Goddamn high couldn't even talk. Hold on do we got some clips. Oh do we have some clips from that man? Why do so? So we're going to start off how to started on less. Let's take it back to how it all started. We were all just chilling. Might Not Business Minded Bundy out now on all streaming services would be green with most most JR in the house. Yeah that we have cows on one now crazy. Oh Kev guessing. Before me that would that would have been crazy would have to build a restart the show. I knew everybody ballot Bundy out now. Towns on wasn't threes threes and the man sitting between us to goes by the formerly known person known as who call themselves. We're we're always like that now. Fast forward like let's say he said thirty minutes into the episode are cold it a little bit like taking a shot. I. I got tired of this tradition. That we do Tiger bone well. I don't know Chausson soya sauce with alcohol and gasoline and soy sauce. Oh I can't do that I can't do. You can't do not frozen now. You wouldn't have frozen. Yeah the shot. This is weird. Who gave you this idea to be honest longer? Do you gotta drink another beer. Something chases so go to college it was never into. I wish I would have done. Do I wish I could have asked to forty minutes episodes parties and stuff like that? Oh my God what they are doing in college these days because the community college universities. May I definitely agree with? We had this conversation. Doing I would've done that. 'cause in throughout all of High School. I school to go towards the end of the episode when nowadays all of media. I've never heard me so quiet. Who's so it's not that it's more and talked about more. Because of the more avenues we have to get new. Okay I mean it depends. It depends like depends about thirty years ago. There's it's a whole different time. Sold different economies of different factors going on that could factor into nationwide depression and stuff like that. We had this conversation. I'm just trying to get the part. Where JR goes Green you got something to say. Look you know. Some of the produce some nasty occupations music during the time. But what so you know? Same thing with artwork. The cows were holding this episode together. This was the best episode crystal game into their room and work. Whether we're depression baby I was trying to get into top both everything. He's a listen. I let's keep lessons are as Kevin Caucasian. That's pretty high. 'cause I mean that's the whole point of the show is not having Brian Cook? Oh Man. Jr every time. I would leave a segment dude. We get mad uncomfortable or like what the fuck man I WanNa tell you about me. Jerking off too much anymore salesman carrying the show doing the heavy lifting Bro. Shout out later man. See you guys so to Kevin. Wow appreciate you more. We've learned a lot about you about why people were a lot about him. No He's having On a Holocaust about white people. He's got his own kind of wipers checking in late per usual. That shots. Y'All for having me on their shouts your four then the type of people your lawyer. I'll go first time. I ever met people and they gave me just made me feel like family just off ripped they know me from nowhere Chelsea. Y'All shut up to the pike cast. Y'All got a great ending and Y'all did a great one hundred episodes before the tune-in back from like eighty five or so and all the way back to the beginning but I like I like this. Do all kidding aside. We've had a lot of guests and I. I've liked them and loved them. All Nate Julian Basel. Leon is a good dude. He is he really is he is. That's not the last time I see Leon. And if we're talking quality over quantity I was able to meet some very quality. People doing the show on episodes And our last submission. Hey guys if my leak. Murfreesboro like my mother said I love you me and my wife said watching you guys want to say thank you my Tuesdays. They're going to be a little boring now that you guys ain't shit but much. Jj guys looking at every endeavor that you have apple guys who's h you my league. I hit a baby in the background to her Mateo of a it sounds like a win. Zongo add sound like turn into the host week Coz Jesus Fuck Damn guys does it. What's it that's it this. Is I gray light podcast? This is it the green light podcast every Tuesday. The green light podcast in its current situation. Current visit it. It's it. I'm a bang table bucket. You did that already. You've been doing it all fucking kills the poor little can we? Can we do one more shot together? Sure I'll pour my own shop dottie. Sounds like he doesn't trust you. Yeah you fuck relax boss and then one last freestyle this we got to and I want ooh I might as well finish it. 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Podcast 107: Onlyfans down, LoyalFans Launched and Contests and Promos

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Podcast 107: Onlyfans down, LoyalFans Launched and Contests and Promos

"All right I think we're live. Hi everyone and welcome to the Camlian podcast powered by webcam startup. I'm Gary Saunders. Ceo of Webcam Startup. And unfortunately my audio is coming through but my videos not my webcam decided to take shit on my whole life this week so you just have to look at a picture of me but it'll be okay. Someone else introduce yourself now. Hey guys. My name is L. Cardi 'em Kamboi clip producer. He turned his whore. And the insurance husband of Airy my name's founder and partner of what Kim start up every once in a while actually published something to I'm lilith throws exits X. I am a CAM model slash clip meagre in. I am the staff writer for Web. Kim Start off and hopefully you can hear me. I didn't even check my mic. And folks this is. Greg Olsen is busy man male campeau former In part time coach is I am always just on audio now so you can enjoy a photo of me as well instead of the. I Want Looks Loco. My name is anchors. I'm director of artist relations on I want clips has filed as a lifestyle dom inches. Really frigging hot and we were all flirting with each other before this started. Okay let last right into the news. So I figure we should discover this verse because nate was really excited about it. So Corona virus leading to event cancellations We don't have anything up on the PODCAST page about it. But we're going to and we'll cover it more go in-depth into the events and when they'll be rescheduled to and stuff like that in the coming week by as of right now. I believe it's EXOTICA that has been postponed. There's quite a few more. If anyone else wants to. List in w Sunday to still be mine unluckiest. He's got as far as I can. As far as I know as a right now EXOTICA CHICAGO. It W summit the transgender Erotica Awards and Lal Expo Vegas Oh yeah and Abyan was thrown on a model mixer. But you know that's not the biggest event in the world. We still don't know anything about Expe expertise Miami. I posted something about it on Experts dot net. I mean I just posted a list in case anyone wanted to add to it. You know. Maybe there's something that I forgot about that. Somebody knows about and I did ask that question. cracking if. I'm wrong but it's like Mid To late May yes. I mean it's a chance everything blows over by then If not I guess. It's too early for them to address it. You're fortunate a Lotta things are getting canceled. It's crazy I mean it totally makes sense. Put everybody's Health I. Oh my gosh for everybody working you know what I mean. We can get work or stuff like that. This is going to impact the community positively or negatively. Because I'm concerned that people won't be getting sick pay or sick leave pay or whatever and that we might end up under quarantine and they won't have money to spend but it seems are excited and think it'll go fine. What are you guys? Think I think I thought I thought about it. I think The big spenders usually have like way too much money for it to be impacted And smaller spenders might but I mean we'll see I don't even know how many of these people work even In in jobs that don't pay for you to be. Because for example here in Hungary the government is GonNa like compensate for the losses. And if you're not in in like owning your own business you usually get so much sure move to Hungary. This is the only had sixteen conference cases. I like. It could be a good thing because you know a lot of people are going to be bored at home alone with nothing to do because like everything's cancel like there's like there's nothing to do you know what. I mean so more money but I didn't think about the sick pay like you said airy so you make a good point. I I'm kind of fifty fifty. Never noticed could stiffer for everybody. Bu- fun fact masturbating actually boost your immune system so maybe people will allow us to their advantage. You guys should these manning that my bio transported to three hours shows. I should be good for today. I did a Promo tweet and I was like my only fans three dollars. Immune booster sixteen ninety nine. Be a marketing genius. So yeah our stuff's being cancelled it's unfortunate Since we make money off of people globally it might not impact us much than other places like Hungary for example are doing awesome things with sick pay and reimbursement small businesses. So it's not something to be super super concerned about unless planning on going to events and if you are definitely keep tabs on your events and make sure they aren't getting cancelled so you can try to get plane ticket. Refunds and lodging reasons as soon as possible OR COASTAL DONALD TRUMP. Any announced some sort of like bailout subsidy bit does anyone know the details of that. He is going to provide a low interest. Loans for city set are heavily impacted by the virus is going to be doing something with taxes. You pay your taxes late. Basically and he is doing a for small businesses in through negatively impacted by the corona virus. I think he's also doing low. Interest loans for that as well. So there's going through the SBA and if you have insurance your copay is free and your test is free. If you think of the corona virus but I guess everybody without health insurance can just die right. So there's spring context when he bids from March ninth to March nineteen twenty twenty. This is one of their monthly contests. That's long obviously. Whoever makes the most money in paid volatile place top free? And then when more money because capitalism? Yes I just thought it was so funny too. We went from corona to spring. Break like everybody's spring break Is GonNa Suck right me next? Pan Apple Support is launching an addiction support group. We'll talk about it yeah. They're just launching like online support group for dod specific thing like addiction many types of addiction. I should see when it's going on hoping for this month but I just love writing about pineapple support because mental health. It's very important for him up for everybody especially in our industry take care of it and the actions heavy thing. It's good to have a support group and people who know what you're going through when you're going through that so can someone else read that. I can't pronounce names please. For the love of God somebody else read this law ride parents but once Yoga performing at to his twenty twenty you think that was right it well. I mean the TRANSGENDER EROTICA. Awards got postponed. So I mean this may all be up in the air. But that's what. I thought nate when I saw them the keys. Were postponed like oh well that article and wonder I guess the dates aren't right but maybe she still perform. We will have to see it. I mean as far as I'm concerned any event reporting they're doing on any of the events that got postponed. Everything's still kind of to be determined so Mariah may or may not be performed but she was originally going to but she joined yield. Wasn't that a bit like only a week away or something. Yeah it was. It was coming up real soon. I wanted to save this month. Thank you so yeah. Things are getting postponed. Hopefully all of the performance will slow perform there. Because I begin hyped seeing all these news things come out about all. The people performing. It's the teas are GONNA pop off. Whenever they happen there. I was excited for it to Savannah. I'm like Oh my gosh. Where's it going area? We got an only bans. Question in the public chat might be a good time to drop That beginner's guide you do because it does add pricing but miles jazz lounge is asking. How much is too much to charge or only fan? Subscriptions Hell loves? I've talked to you guys before. I'm GonNa talk overnight. Answer your question Usually it seems like successful methods of charging is anywhere from ten to fifteen dollars. And then what you can do is run promotions so adds value to your only fans accounts so say your base ten dollars but the minimum you would want to accept his like five dollars that gives you some wiggle room as far as what you can run promotion wise and how often you can run promotions and then it also looks like you're a kinder person if you run frequent promotions so go higher than discount yourself at whatever minimum that you're comfortable with annual be more likely to get more sales in high lev level will hardly anything. You wanted to add me an agenda. The Lincoln left the check in a minute. Once you have some really good only fans contact content webcam startup including the getting starting guy areas dropping in the live chat right now. Okay so you guys can talk about this. Why go find that link? I'll talk about this. I did read it Jacksonville Florida. Bill is boosting the stripping aged twenty. One will they're trying to I'm pretty sure it's just for fully nude establishments nude radical a erotic dancing establishments serving alcohol so that is very specific because not all strip clubs or alcohol or are fully nude But it is important because I feel like a lot of Campbell's Do also strip too. So it's important for us to know these things and we have covered dancing stuff although we don't currently have active contributor is because it seems like our dancing traffic isn't huge. If it is something interesting we do have some information on it on with him startup. And it's pretty awesome and I did want to mention I'm without bill. They also want to add workers identification cards which I've never stripped so I don't know how to feel about that. But they would require you to be fingerprinted and photographed. I'll let sounds like California's two three eight nine up. Vegas is like that. That's sheriff anywhere like that. All right. Somebody talked about this. Just make you guys do all the work because nobody can see me. I feel like me talking. It's just a waste of time again. I wrote about this. This was an NPR air. Talk Radio Show. They were talking about the California Bellm. Ab Two three eight nine and the other hunting discussion of it. Which I think is very important. I think it's important for people to be talking about the negatives the pros and some people's opinions And for having the conversation the conversation that's being had it's being talked about we can talk about the negatives and pros so it's out there and I I been listening to NPR. Since I was a kid growing up so I just like I had to write about it. Ninety percent for eight weeks on account verified before March eighth so the verification deadline has common past. But if you apply in Portland and you get part of this eight week. Promo that would have been way cooler. If it was not such a short deadline it was only two days right. Yeah has only two days and then initially Reached out to me about it saying that they were going to do this or just trying to you know. Get all the details figured out. You know no mention on how long the duration is going to be. But I expected to be a little bit longer than eight days a really. I think they're trying to take advantage of some of the blow blowback from only bans downtime. And this is what they came up with and I guess if people are migrating to that from one side to another and they're going to do it immediately so for that reason they really didn't have to run it long but I do agree. It would have been really awesome if they ran it longer. So g models were already on the site at ninety percent to or is it just new models areas really good at making tweets requesting stuff like that go viral Many bits never listened to it but hey area we start in the viral tweet. I don't know I'm so busy recently. I don't know if I have time to be problematic for you. Note to the best of my knowledge. It's only for the new performers and they also get access to they're full-service DMC a bit Which I know we're going to a little bit more about that as well which I'm kind of I'm kind of shocked that they're not giving the Daca to everyone because they're removing that Stolen content then it is benefiting them and also that deeper everyone is a selling point but anyways Yeah we'll talk more about that because I have stuff saved by that we'll talk. Can we talk about how they don't fucking cover charge even inch it? I think they did they. I would write about that. Did they hung either? That or somebody was tweeting. Something very misinformed or I'm reading a tweet really wrong right information on that because I'll stop hating on fan central they actually added chart fact coverage. Yeah you should ask someone you like ultras drop dead in the sculptor group. Got Right now if we get a response array announces new payment options for international artists. Mika you talk about this is so exciting so this update kind of come shortly after I want clips accepting new international payment method so and he has to say that I want love says becoming more and more internationally from new just off so in addition to the fact that members now have a bunch of different ways to pay outside of a normal credit card or debit card as we kind of understand that you're in the states international models or artists as we like to call him and now be paid out in two additional ways Paxton being verse one and US Bank A. C. H. Being the second so it's not a one is a little. I guess interesting because you think you know as an international model why would I have a US thing? But I was really surprised to learn from the community that nanny artists that are international. Do have a bank a US bank that pays them in US dollars and it's almost as though they're a United States artists even though they're not so I thought it was really interesting. Something that I learned over the past few weeks so now Luckily happily I want closest they will pay international artists that do have a U. S. bank. And you get paid in. Us dollars and everything be minimum for. These doubts is fifty dollars there. No fees from I want clicks so this is awesome because I know floor. I think primarily the only international payout method was just Myers. And that's always kind of us but this is awesome so I'm super happy about this. So if you are an international model and you're kind of waiting for our clips to have more competitive payout options is now a reality. So super exciting. It's super important for sites to be more inclusive for international artists because we are so overwhelmed especially on like major clip sites and campsites by people just in America because they make it so easy for us to receive our payments but international models have a hard time receiving payments. And if you go through things like even pack them has some bad reputational stuff going on so the fact that you guys added the. Us bank accounts is super super. Awesome for sharing. I will say to Bat. This has definitely been a long time coming and I will say like you know. I can't divulge in tons and tons of details but I will just say that it is extremely difficult to obtaining like good international payouts for artists. Like that's just been our experience. You know trying to navigate those waters and it doesn't. It's not easy it's not just I'm GonNa you know. Make International Company to be able to pay international artists. It's really not that simple. It's definitely more complex. Due to the fact that it's an adult company and it just it it becomes very quickly a complex mass so this is an amazing amount of progress. And I'm super excited. You know for both Vala. All of the international models on the awesome on that pence interest on just check the pages and they are claiming that they do cover chargebacks. I think I recently saw that in a tweet. Like with within the last couple of days to Which got me really curious because yeah I was under the impression they didn't either so I guess they do. Oh No oh Agency what anyone says on that. Skype convoy both Well do they cover my hundred and fifty dollar charge back a month after the guy the transactions so they can still kind of beat my ass but that's cool if they added it along does her name was while ago. That might be fairly new. I hold grudges guys. True many events one million video winner was del Foxy and she's freaking awesome. I loved outbox. She's one of the nicest people that I've ever talked to on the Internet. Her accent is the most beautiful wonderful thing I've ever experienced hurt my ears. She makes amazing creative content. If you haven't checked her out you should check her out. This just turn into a shameless plug for foxy. But Oh my God she just melts my heart and I love her immensely. I love her also. I was like wow. She really deserved this recognition for many events because she really does work so hard on there and I can see it in her videos and her promotion and everything so. I'm really happy that she got this. Congrats still foxy and Yeah you frigging rock and many beds. It's cool. I guess that you recognize someone proposing the million video. I guess whatever was there any kind of leg perk award or anything like that or did they just. It's just promotional. But it's like like a certain set of promotional like. I think it's like like for the next three months or something. I can't remember exactly like three weeks or something but like they're gonNA promote her for like a set period of time. I'll just promotion. They're not giving her money or anything. Which is ten stupid. Should have given the millions video a million dollars in crazy that gone attention. They can go for sure. Make you better given them like one hundred percent of the sell price for that video either indefinitely or set amount of time something like that. I write more fiscally responsible than my idea nate. But that's fine is actually a really good idea. Nate really good made is currently available to be a higher side for ideas for your promotions. Because he's apparently better at than I am upside operators Holler at US announced ideas off as many bids. Anyone else bill for reach out to me and airy anytime don't reach out to me like I said I have too much going on especially you mini. Vans don't reach out to me if I want. Clips wants to reject me. They're allowed just because Porn hub has announced a partnership with swap USA. And I'M GONNA make we'll talk about. I need the read a little bit of International Women's Day and porn hub donated fifty thousand dollars to the sex workers. Outreach program initiated establish a partnership that promotes and funds of funds a variety of initiatives and SA- keep in services that will benefit within sex worker community. I just loved on International Woman. Say That porn have donated fifty thousand dollars. It's like I love. When they meet us the money that they make off of us and put it back into us. I say that all the time but like please. That's good. I love that now. Stop Piracy on the platform. Flat World grumpy today or right just for fans adds an exclusive incentive for models eighty five percent payouts so if you was it signing up to their platform or was it. If you were already on that platform let me no no. It is actually for anyone who wants to go exclusive of actually Alec Alec and I were talking with them after ties on and they're trying to figure out exactly what the exclusiveness would be and we managed to. I mean we told him flat out if you mean people can't sell clips on Earth looks on many bids because he also offer Bangla Platform in crush. You know you're not very many people on that right. Yeah to make it to where he cannot be running any kind of band club platform so you know if there are many bids it can't be doing a thin clever crush or it has to be exclusive you know not on any bad then specific platforms. You know the ones that really kind of specialize in that they did definitely go with the which which is. That's what they need to do Interestingly enough the eighty five percent is for every service accepts inscriptions which I thought was Kinda. We're outside of that. There are some other perks Off The top of my head I do know that they give you an exclusive model badge on. There's an exclusive of page according to Dominic On average it boosts up the earnings and the traffic by ten percent being on that page. I'm assuming has kind of case to case Access the five percent model referral program. Which if you have good model traffic and reach out to them and get get added anyway Access to their anti piracy binger up fingerprinting system powered by Porn Guardian And they said that future just fans features may be made exclusive We all know that Dominic is constantly doing stuff constantly releasing stuff usually small. Sometimes it's big so there might be some more perks in the future for me. The biggest Stopping Point Regarding moving forward Them was Much advantage ride. But it was he would have been okay for me to like Upload leads to many define these able crush of local support hobby findings able the fan club option there but if I understood right ICU only tweets about my just for fans soft and that really stopped the progress selling me even come out like your other clips on porn heaven many movies. If I understood it dried talking just stopped after. Awhile I haven't been able to ask this one didn't really. WanNa I thought I think dominic and the guys were just thinking about even how to handle for an obstacle option and stuff like that so I didn't WanNA throw another question in there before they figured that one else. I'm not sure how they are. They are in figuring out right now. That would work for multiple twitter accounts. Because like I'm sure everyone here knows I have like fucking seven twitter accounts so I wonder if I made one account exclusive for just fans that would matter or if it would have to be all of my accounts because I think all of them because it's too much it's at least the one with the most followers you now I'm gonNA shoot dominic an email right now asking about that. Just because of that is a contingency we totally should be outlining that in the content. We are on it so yeah Well shoot me an email right now. Usually early responsive. We may even have an answer by the end of the show. I have a huge slave owner for how responsive dominic is and how he listens to feedback. Yeah listening to feedback men born around how Dominic looks about it. He's hands. You have a hand. Vanished to o within only with him. I have just one in general I love Manhattan Lady Hands Especially Louis later hands. Strip chat is offering a pat increase for Italian webcam models. This is more corona virus news if he didn't know Italy's quarantine right now unfortunately and in order to help out models on their platform based in chat will be offering them a pat increase until the end of March or until quarantine ends. That is actually really amazing. I thought that was really nice. Volvo Yuck Coronavirus News. This is the most interesting for me because it really helps their camp performers in. Yeah you can tell them someone actually values they're perform or something like that is really really helpful and good on you strap for doing that. One thing I'd like to add is they just announced promotional another promo for the members any corona impacted countries. I don't know if it's only the ones that have Done court teams like Italy as like basically completely shut down but they're giving in up credits or the average private session so that way the people in their own team they can actually go have some interaction in their press. Release this one or the Italian bit. They also said that they're probably going to be extending it towards any other countries that go on lockdown Denmark. I believe it was yesterday. It was yesterday became the second country in sale. Okay why don't they claiming hungry completely locked down it's not completely loud sound Hungry the restore border control because we are part of Schengen. So it's just like in the United States you can come and go without any border control to neighboring countries who are or who are also function again. It's basically the EU. Few countries and water control is restored Only Hungarian citizens are allowed to enter the country from Italy China You're on maybe borrowed Germany. And they need to be immediately go into a two week. Quarantine that is controlled by the police. The universities are orderly shutdown Stuff like that. So I don't know what criteria the mainstream media and strip chat for that matter is using for you know lockdown. I did reach out to strip chat to see if they were gonNA extend this to Denmark as well and I have not heard response back. Yeah Yeah I think it's an Obama. Oh both on the member side. In on the performance side so kudos strip chet agreed little increases percentage to eighty percent on all surfaces. Which apparently it was but was not before the really knows because what is even happening and I told them. Give them feedback when they actually launched not this pretend fake relaunched. The Shit was confusing and they said okay. We'll change it and I guess them changing. It is like all right. We're just GONNA make everything eighty percent but then it's still not or is it or is nate. It took us all to actually figure out. What the old rates were. You know what I seen this. I went into the network page. Okay I I went into into the directory pages and seen we had it listed as seventy to eighty percent then I went into our main network. Impo page sewage at eighty percents. That could be used me reached out to the people finally figured it out and it was like fifty percent cams you know something else for clips something else for tips and tributes and something else or subscriptions so now. She flat eighty percent across the board. Plus they had the five percent Monroe Program It's a Rep Sharon referred performers in referred members. So it's fifty percent for camping anymore. It's eighty percent across the board now board by eighty five on your own referrals right correct. Yes all right look as you. You just explained it to me in a way that they for some reason didn't know how to this is really weird. I just got a response back from Van Central via skype. Saying they do not but in there. Okay this is really weird in there. Like actual agreement. They claim they don't but in their help section. They claim they do. I'm going to forward them. Their own section sizing. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa Ford them their own help section right now and see if they responded that and they're bitches that loose beneath updating their shit you know. They're not giving different information conflicting information to different places. Someone's Obe itches. Somebody send area one hundred fifty dollars. I'll stop complaining. Many bids announced their hobby comcast which is another play at them trying to make fetch happen but in the form of safe reward videos because they are just trying to do Maine's But they're a porn company but who really even knows what's going on anymore is our doodoo corning Singing in doing makeup now. I am so confused by it and like they. I'm pretty sure they added all these specific tags for. Let me pull up. 'cause they like cooking music. Meditation are Astrology Beauty. Karaoke and fashion are all tags now on the management side. And I'm like why there's so many more things that could be tied like the could be more useful to sell videos. But they're focusing on. I don't know. Are they trying to be Youtube? I love you many events. You know this but want mainstream attention just like loyal fans just like everybody. Rican only fans only okay. I'll give it only fans. It's a running joke that you like sell your needs on only fans that there are creators over. They're not doing news. That are still really doing well on their so only fans is the only one who I think has actually capitalized on the mainstream market and like made it work for them but all these other sites. It's like you're a porn site. Can you just embrace that about yourself like many trying too late to not be important? I agree Hobbies Jerking Golf. You shouldn't be as jerking. Why can't my hobby is making money? So you know over. There could be just a a way to get some amount of traffic people. Stop in they say oh. Well I'm here and switch over. You ought to note. I think it is leading them not wanting to pay models to get content for advertising. So they're trying to encourage us all to make safer videos that they can use for advertising and then they get right to it for free that they can use reproduce many way they want. Oh my God go above so that is one hundred percent with they're doing like oh my. I did not think of Latte because Emmy failed so they're trying to Redo Yup. Oh my gosh. But what is being used because they do use it to think about it. Cost the company one hundred and fifty dollars per sale for hundred and fifty dollars. Some like many of its advertising material does should be your hobby but my hobby is making many Vince. Kick ME MONEY BUT ANYWAY. One hundred fifty dollars Was more detail march fifteenth. Imagine anything that's happening between the welcome fifteen long over the action with the clip so like common. Nba Free Clip Right. Actually I think it might have to be A. I don't know that something ought to check because I think it has to be a b two but I guess it could be free to. I don't see why not put it up. I will interact so hard with long fifty dollars. I'M GONNA put up a veneer on it's GonNa be me complaining about many beds and it's the answer extra your hobby. Do you think that they would lie and say that? That wasn't the winner if I did get a bunch of interactions on to be so fun now. Only if you make really good points like if you're just like. Vase Big Ben you might give it just GonNa do a video cut together of me. And Katie disowned. Stop trying to make that happen. These you could put words to Some music and sing a song upon it. Oh my God yet while. I'm inspired so anyway. I'm going to stop talking about many bids Cam for announce his Jasmine jazz new ambassador. Hey Greg do you know anything about this year I do? You know I've got mixed feelings because you know. Hey it's their company. They can do what they want. I'm not big on especially for sites where people get their start. Promoting it with You know porn stars in that and celebrities out necessary thing. That's the best approach but hey I'm not running their company so I agree with you. One hundred percent me to like if they're doing it to get more performers. You want someone that can speak to them if they're doing it to capture all of the general public that wants to come and see pointing. That's a different story. But if they're doing it to say hey you know be a performer as well. I'm not sure I would look to them as as you know guidance. For where's the best site to Cam from? I mean we can only hope. Jasmine will be brought on and not do what. Fair Abraham did on many bids and say sex positive liberty and then claim that like Warren ruin her life or whatever so I do not like her. I have a freaking sweater. That has her on the back because their promotional picture didn't show that her big ASS head was on the back of it so now I have an MVP TUBE. Sweater their Abraham's fat. I've foreign head on. Why did that I kept doing? It's so off. Let's get started so bit really backtracking on the Fan Centro bit. We're on Fan. Centra unfed central before we go into DMC services in their agreement. They may do. Chargebacks helps the way it's covered so it might be where they're wording in the agreement in case there's like real blatant fraud or a large number. They can still reserve the rights not to cover cover it. On a case by case basis I did shoot them The help section in you know copy paste actual text out of it. I'm waiting for somebody to reply on that. Maybe we'll figure it out. Maybe we won't who knows one hundred and fifty dollars is a big number. Somebody's about the DMC crap. Nate Nate Nate. Okay so I didn't post this I did hear about it. I guess they're I guess at some service some promotional thank for specific amount of time. And I guess it's in response to all the leaks that's been happening content lakes and being added some addressing the content lakes. I'm wondering if it's across the board and not just content uploaded Advanced Center. That could stolen. But they're like hey any one that jumps on board as an influencer We're going to offer this to you to get all your stolen shit as much as possible. Gone that's kind of mind to predation of it. I M right or wrong on that one and I'm not sure if it's just for new sign ups or if it's across the board for older influencers can't talk until June I did this one so I do. Have a little bit So my thing is. I'm pretty sure it's fertilize. Just people affected by the Ling. The leak is whether trying to promote it is they said I got. I wish I had their article pulled up but they said that like if need be that you have to prove that you were affected by the League which I. I don't know how you do that like I. I didn't see any of the the league most based on pirating your content to send you the folder because that was the whole move. That's just low confused about. I'm like I don't know how you would prove that. And it's something that they should just be offering to their models might opinion but yeah. It's like promotional three months of D. M. DMCA copyright protection For any affected influence. Who Works with them whether you've been with them from the beginning or sign up today so it's like anybody who's been affected by the leak. Which how do you prove that? I'm just I'll how do you prove that? And then all biotic content. That's what they want. Sounds a little sketch but look a little weird to make that a requirement and just off route as a service because model. Your models will be really happy yeah thought. Dmca's seemed to be pretty standard now is it? I like the one thing about them. Centralizers not much that can be stolen off of it. I mean there's only like those okay never mind now that they have the feed in their clip store future. Yes and see. I'm thinking that they may. They might offer their own. Daca for content stolen Van Central. But they're kind of doing this as an on boarding thing an opera across the board for the content that was leaked off the other platform which I assume they're referring to only fancier yes did they just keeps me leak but they never say only fans that they keep talking about the leak. Yeah they've been fairly passive aggressive with only fans you know what the Women's Day promotion which guaranteed. It was in response to the downtime and with this. Dnc A promotion for the leak been fairly passive aggressive with only fans as well so you can snarky. Where fairly aggressive with them? Branded on the ground nate. It's true still though. Those those fuckers pissed me off I mean how do you go? Twelve hours without responding and man I mean. I've seen it correlate to our. Yeah I've seen a correlate in earnings to which I mean we're still getting the same number sign ups so that means that it's probably subscribers turned off. Yeah you do not go twelve hours without announcing what's going on. No that that was bullshit conveniently do it while I was not at home and not on my phone so that I couldn't see what was happening. How long did it take to put out that? They were under maintenance. I want I want to say over twelve hours. And here's the thing. The splash screen said it was server upgrades when the decision makers with actual names woke up in the morning you know they said we have no clue what's going on. We're trying to figure it out which I mean if it was up was upgrades. Espera the support channel tweet that the handle then went onto re then it should have been really easy to figure out. You already know what it is. Apparently there aren't figures it is so how come airtel decision-makers with names were clueless saying we don't know what's going on we have to figure it out when that's what they're claiming that also really pissed me off also if you're upgrading a server you announced. They'll be downtime. And you try to mitigate making as low as possible so I mean I've gone bullshit on the entire thing I think they just went down for whatever reason that's not being disclosed and I don't know why they're trying to play that again. We're asked us to talk about this later. But we brought it up for free is having a Saint Patrick's Day celebration Promo in contest. Michelle the person who gets the most shamrocks of rights. Yes the popular shamrock contest headlines. The five day fair flirt for for users are encouraged to send their favourite performers. Virtual shamrocks inscribed festive subjective suggestive messages. Gosh commit talk today. Sorry guys And Cash prizes will be paid off. There's more on the article on the cash prizes. I 'cause there's like two different groups of people who can win and can't remember now. What the two different groups for and I want to remember different. Bree is really weird about announcing any kind of contests they run like. Bill announced something really vague their initial press releases and then we'll send an email to their performers lot more information or as prizes more elaborations stuff like that and even between both those. They'll still be some stuff on their contest page. That wasn't included in other announcement. So it seems like remember is putting together Anytime for them like I'd have to go through an amended civil tie-ins or wait till I get all the information from all the different sources. Yes so I mean yes. There are some details that they are not yet disclosing that someone said. Sasha Cameras Migrate from only fans to somewhere else. No yes if you value site support but also now I think right now at this point only vans has such a solid customer base that promoting it. You're likely to have customers that are already on and it's put together all in warm convenient time line and stuff like that like you can't fight with only fans customer base. That is what they had going for them. But you can always have to fan clubs post the same things on both in have one with a bunch of features that you love and a good support system like just for fans for example and something that works consistently and then have only fan so then if only fans is to go down for whatever reason you can't get support to reply to you which is a common problem you can. Actually you know shooting people the link to your other one as long as opposed the content at the same time. It can't be a little annoying but it's always good to not all your eggs in one basket. Even if you have just a clip site fan club like mb crasher just something that you're already on and it would just see her over to. It's always helpful to just have them back out. Rich we do have Dominic Ford with the bans in the public right now and we responded that shot him in from what? I'M GETTING. It's you can't be on the other. Bangla platforms. It doesn't look like you can't promote tweet out your other sides as well as just the fans so I did get answering that. Anyone has any questions we do have a the site operator founder of just for vans on the buck s with us and he has the biggest. Dick Energy Out of everything club site owner on your web is so feel free to talk to him because he's super helpful. All the FREAKING TIME. We Love Victor Energy. I E thinking everybody would know what it means. But if you don't know be the e- energy you're welcome. Jeanne adults friendly events platform preview tease. Whenever the hell happened now. Maybe they'll preview at something else now or maybe just preview on there. I don't I wonder if they'll push launch urges. Keep it up for the tease. You know what I mean I mean. It seems like Experts Miami is going to be the next major event and that would actually be a pretty solid one to do that. Unless they're trying to launch before that in which case they might choose to have a soft launch. I Dunno hopefully because that landing page. The ugliest heck agreed. But which it's just if you guys don't get what it is. It would be like an adult friendly version of like in that bright or like ticketmaster. Something like that but I don't think it would be an APP. Probably not doors hate slots whatever reason. God forbid we exist in a sexual manner should because man when I love and only fans APP DO CENSOR HERE. I have a question because I checked Jeff Execution Rose Right now on the side. It says only advertise J. F. Leans on your social media so that that you mean by the answer that only Means only advertise. Jfif FAN CULLINGS. A my social media. Because that's that's cool. That's not a problem. I think that was. That was the one that confused me to the person that said an APP would be awesome. Just prepare to be disappointed. Because it's literally never going to happen but what you can do is you can make only fans. You can also do this. Avian Stars any site. That's mobile optimize. You can pin it to your home screen. So it's eleven but it. It's not an APP. But he can just pretend and it'll bring you some form of peace within your heart that you can just click insulate from your home screen idol just to. I don't know if this was a fever dream but wasn't Bolivians an APP at one point. Yes processor too yeah. They tried to brand themselves as mainstream and shit. Yeah that's what I thought and that's what earlier when we were talking about. How only do like sites trying to make mainstream happen? You know it's not going to happen. Happened but with only fans. They successfully did it. I feel like it's because they started off as a mainstream platform and like kind of went into porn. I mean they did both at the same time and then porn is the one that was like this is working for us and then they will fuck it. I guess yeah literally okay. So Dominic elaborated in the public chat. So just no fan club leagues. Which if you're not a fan club platform because your exclusive. It's really a non issue begin with. Yep that's cool that's cool anyway. Stars mixer reschedule Rowena time. It's corona time. I wish I had a corona drank right now which I had a working webcam because I do have coronas because I was going to do. I was GONNA deal photo. Set for only fans are decided it would probably be insensitive because people are dying. We'll be cool but yeah you're probably so yeah that's reschedule It's going to be on the fifth of May in Chatsworth California from four PM to nine PM. There will probably be a lot more articles. Light bag coming out due to corona because we have to renounce every single frequent event. Utah Fan Centro poster provan accustomed domain name. I remember you got fricking lit over this. So talk about it about so basically if you want to have your fans central profile on your own domain or sub domain. You can do that. It's as simple as set name. Servers a record or some other way to do it So if you do have Your own white labeled and Centro you still show up on the main dance interest as well. you can be in. I keep wanting to call it Mc Prophet Still Central Profits Prophet Central. Whatever they rebranded to see against get promoted. If you're getting promoted through that they will be sending the traffic over to the actual main side of it. It's just if you want something a little bit more personalized on your own site or sub domain of a site which running site. That's what I recommend you do with it. And the other thing is there is not going to be other performers featured on that sub domain or the actual domain which is Kinda cool. I think it's go future. And they really silently They really silently deployed this feature. I didn't see any press. Release anything like that. Nobody in route by me. It was actually. What was I going through the help for? I was going through their resources for some information or another something about the clip thing I think given the timeliness of their quick clip store feature of that probably was nice normal upon that. It's like damn that's actually pretty cool so message me about it. That's why I said you were lit over you got I quit I. I'm not GonNa talk about that other stuff and talked about. That's that's that was private so can Can you do like the clip thing? Only for fans entre pocksteiner profile. A custom domain. Or does it have to be your fan central feed and then they click over to the store on the shot me a sample. I can look and see if they have anything else. Like the via clips enabled. Give me one second. I'll do that. Look Aline a mess going to the next thing. Then the cameraman for Solo performers. So recently I bought a tripod attachment but not any trump attachment. It's emotion trapping Tripod attachment. You Hook up your smartphone with. I'm so pissed I don't have a Goddamn Webcam right now. That would have shown you guys what it does but basically you put your smartphone on it and you can choose to have it shocked Auto tracking look for your face or your body or can do set tracking and you can click on whatever you want it to track in following or as three sixty rotation you can put on a tripod can it on the counter And basically it just tracks. You can also do voice commands or clapping or snapping for it to take photos so instead of having to constantly resets timers remote you can just clap snapper say cheese and it'll take a photo for you So it makes photo sets like a Billion Times easier. I just used it the other day. I mean it's just really awesome inconvenient if you're a twitch stream or or if you do you to events or anything like muscle livestream from your phone using that APP and be motion tract. Which is really cool. It would work awesome for things like you know cooking shows or something like that Currently there's no real way to set it up to do adult cam shows with live but if you got creative you could just put it on. Put your phone on. The pivot said it. Tim Ocean track you in the clamper. Webcam to the top of it would just him so it could work in that aspect but there's a lot of CO teachers You can do a many me. Panoramas tiny planet If you go to Canley PODCAST DOT COM. Click on episode seven. Scroll down for the pill linked to the article. I listed all of the features. It has what it allows me to do in there was also in little gifts of the pill following my hand. So you can kind of see how the motion tracking looks and stuff like that But I'm a huge fan especially with the popularity of fan clubs right now and just mobile ready content. That can be posted quickly and done from your phone having something like this. That takes the stress out of having to have cameraman to like follow. You if you're doing something that has a lot of motion in it super helpful in just adding interactivity to your video so it appears less stagnant. I know a lot of people get stressed out there. Like oh my stuff doesn't sell because I don't WanNa cameraman. Everybody who has a cameraman does better. You have one and it's only a hundred dollars and the pill isn't going to get rights to your content and places totally forgot that I had the same feature monkey mall Agassi APP because for me. The problem is I have a pretty good feet. Twenty pro has has a camera but the failure application only records in like seven twenty and should equality so much with. You covered the article. I haven't read that yet in the outset ends. You can do video at four K. Livestream squeaky clean cool. Yeah and then I believe photos are also Ten eighty yeah so but you gotTA use a lot of people were complaining about the quality because they were using it on the front facing camera. Because I don't know why like the back better guys. Just turn it around the yard soon track and then put it down and you'll be okay but use your back facing camera and it has amazing quality and like at a convenient little gadget to have who agree especially for people who don't have any help like the Solo. It really would help. Yeah I think it's just great for Jesse N Pov type stuff too because a Lotta guys want that interactivities that it's hard especially like most of the people who need interact stuff like that would have to have a partner or a friend phone for them in that. Can you really uncomfortable like even my partner when I was with him for a long time? I didn't want him to film stuff for me. Because it's it can be weird for some people. Some people aren't super comfortable doing their job or switching into their in front of their partner or our friends at so just having a little gadget to do it instead of having to be like ooh Lance of sexy in front of someone who. You're not like that with can be next store real quick on that Ben Center domain bid on the sample site based in over to me it did have bead listed Sunday soon on if you have little clips listed there as well or K. Textese someone talked about texting. We already talked about it. But lift tell sorted is more time It's just what is it that that's what we're trying to bigger out my God. I cannot talk today. Excuse me guys. We thought it was like an event. Bright type of obsolete Placed to buy tickets for like adult friendly events will an adult friendly opt to buy tickets for adult events like EXOTICA? Av End Their Trans transgender erotica. Awards anything like that. But now we got you greg. Would you like to expand? Maybe while I was looking at it the hood and noticed it's there's a company called the bid chat we're supposed to launch But a year and a half ago in I'm not sure if they didn't failed But it was two way face to face with celebrities and influencers and their stuff's on their servers. So who who really knows that they might have done some deal and bought their domains and they're using it. But I thought that was an interesting connection to bad not got pushed back because I really want to see the preview of this sixty thing and again appeal of what it is what it does what it looks. Like damage tease. Oh Nice so only fans down unresponsive support no answers march twenty twenty nay. Do you want a rant about it again? Well I mean we already talked about it but I can read it about ran about it again. Like I'm fucking pissed at that. I mean everyone knows what happens. Only fan went down splash. Screen said upgrading servers. It was like twelve hours before support. You've been acknowledged thing Claiming yeah and the support tweet claim the same thing server upgrades. You know you make experienced downtime. No Real I mean no. It didn't get back online to like over twenty four hours. Yeah that's the gist of it. Yeah I love only fancy by was I will say come on guys you tell us what maintenance going on. Let us know something especially because how popular they are right. Well I mean. Twitter was crazy with models. Life events are the only dance down. Like just. Give us some clarification. I think the biggest problem extent members weren't able to access their accounts and if they wanted to unsubscribe from models. They put another time which is a big issue. Because you're basically taking money from people like I don't know about you guys but every once in a while I'll accidentally click a stupid button on only fans and accidentally continue my goddamn subscription and then it won't let me turn it off so I'll set a little reminder. My phone leg owns subscribed from this person. It happens because they're cited annoying sometimes So if you wanted to subscribe from someone you couldn't and it was only up. It was up intermittently throughout the day. Like I was able to log in a few times and one time I can post but one time I could sell. It wasn't completely down. It was on an off but still very annoying that they Ahead of time notice I felt like is a model. I had to reimburse people for their error by giving them stuff for free or discounted in order to turn to make up for the downtime and did lose a lot of subscribers following day because it just kinda showed that their sites you know unreliable but I know nate you think that the server upgrade is bullshit but I have noticed. Oversight has been running better down or people have said that which I mean. I've heard some people tried to claim that deal with us. I don't necessarily believe that and I mean it's just anecdotal hearsay. And I haven't seen that much chatter about it. I mean I'm just saying what people say have said you know in a small group of people I don't know what real what really happened with it. But Holy Shit come in off the heels of the quote unquote leak for which let's be zero. The League is just Dana's for piracy. I mean the same thing has happened to many beds. You know jeter band. Other public shows are being recorded. Bots this is just piracy bias. At wasn't very stat initially called the League was advice. Who started all that Shenanigans? Yeah thanks so I mean whenever bias reports on something in our industry it tends to be what goes viral and all that so I kind of blamed by some that will freak out and really misinformation but still having to deal with that coming up that PR BAD PR bit. This is a one thing they really did not need Like in my life even people were freaking out there off because they know I'm on only fans like you know only fans got leaked and they're like you know your stuff got hacked into and I'm like no that's not the case. Don't worry a vine like I appreciate you carrying like that's not the case of the I. It's just so annoying. It's people thought was happening not to be a bitch but I actually kind of enjoyed it because I feel like less people have been signing up for only fans than making it seem like a less good quality platform appointed air because they actually have them that. It wasn't piracy so the people that option aren't signing up now also. I would have mentioned this before I forget. I am over in Illinois for anybody who didn't notice I actually got only fans went down for like two days for me like it was like Tuesday night. Okay it wasn't down but none of the media would display in my profile picture. Cup League deleting I think it was only for like a good eight to twelve hours but like I mean you cannot access any of my media so for anybody else like members. I don't know if it was for everyone. It was only certain models I didn't hear was for everyone so I don't know what's going on there. What I thought was interesting is watching. How some of the other side's reacted to it just like. Let's be frank. They incent rose Women's state sale has really to give incentive to anyone migrating away some of the stuff as well as their leak. Dmc A bit. They're doing It was the day of the downtime where loyal fans announced eighty percent across the board so it's fair speculation that that was in response to that Berry co I mean. Just pure coincidence. I think Abyan Star Avian Stars launched their flipping. Cheer that Same Day I don't think there's any relation whatsoever but chips. Interesting Anecdotal Is My girl. Evan needs to a finalized and finish out the terms but they're launching an exclusive migration package and response to this so it was really kind of interesting watching all that and now that a lot of that is implemented. It's GonNa Make Bank club game a little bit more interesting. I don't think anyone's really going to be able to on the same level as only or if anyone really gets up to that. It's going to take some time. But people are trying to figure out how to become more competitive and we'll see if that continues right. So commercially was transitioned into a campsite. A White Label and I have to pee sub-lease talk about this for a few minutes. This might be your term. Am hold on. We have something interesting in the public. Chat bligh studio. I'm sorry to tell about what happened on only fans they have the cdn public. That was a big breach on on their system. Up By studio I would be interested to learn more on that how you learned about that. I really do not know that. Much about scenes. Whatnot chosen email. I just thought that was interesting. Okay so sweet. So campers the transition into a capsule area the one that initially told me about this that you just learned about it from twitter being. Pm Drug Okay so issue because you can't see all right okay. So it seems like. They announced him twitter. I don't know if the performers also got an email or anything like that but they transition into cancel the white label not too much information provided going by the tweets on the campus. Versity twitter account. It really appears like They're still working out of transfer over. Danine a profile balance all that kind of stuff but they are guaranteeing that every token will be accounted for I honestly think that Camp Soda might have purchased them out Primarily just m soda is a really weird choice for a white label. Which honestly if they got acquired. I'm really surprised lurker. Freidan jump on it. Seems like Has really been into that acquiring camping sites transition them into why would well anyways? That's basically they're all while they're the young he was awesome. Hey P fetishists that lit of anyway what an NS. Something about on the walking. Somebody coaching getting that. They have their CD public. And there was a breach there. That is anecdotal I- Connor one way or another outside of that. I'm really not the biggest expert on CBS. To begin with I told live studio to shoot us an email. 'cause I would be curious to see what see what they have to say about that. They learn about that all that stuff keys all right so new in quotation marks fan platform loyal fans launches but they account from before on the road closes. But I wanted to go from just refers on so they four counts for a while but didn't live. How long have they been mind at least three? Munster? Some I had no idea. Yeah over wonderful empty of helm there. Yeah we're supposed to do videos about them in Katie was supposed to help me in the Katie left the team in the end. I still haven't done the videos because I need someone to also help you with them so fuck. I should probably get on Loops but hey it's fine because they they didn't launch until just now apparently so are behind all right and did anyone ask today. I did our bet you did. Didn't Ya Shit will one okay. So there's entire seventeen participants for one so you know big traffic. Big Webinar definitely wasn't anything man. I mean Neil really should have been crossed promoting them in the cluster sell blog. Kind of like they did next. So cams maybe there would have been more participation on. They're really trying to brand as mainstream like they kept talking about yoga coaches and stuff like that and how to separate your paperwork profiles from not safe for work and your content and all that kind of stuff so that right there I really think is the wrong approach. I mean I kind of think. That's the wrong approach period. I mean you're going to cater to adult just be blatantly adult and do some of the other sites like Just for Fans Avian Stars is my girl does in no they actually have a front page featuring content featuring performers you know instead of just some splash page on how you can earn Yeah I don't know how this Mainstream saferworld branding goes I think they said they wanted to get an APP area. You reminded me of that so that might be the case. But we've all seen how the APP went for only fan so I think it'll be very similar. It was a real basic rundown of the features. I mean the governor features so that was good. That's I was like wall. Try to write the article for there. I was like okay like one of the features. What's going on? I didn't even know? The percentage one hundred percent of the time. Either as an eighty. So I was wondering what clarification went on in that Webinar. It's based it was all real basic and now that's eighty across the board. They didn't have to elaborate. What you're getting fifty per cancer getting this for that. Usually when I'm right the network Info pages. I'm really on top of it and communicating with the various companies on things. Like maybe they don't have a charge back policy in their back chapter that do you offer? Dmca that's another thing may not happen their pets so usually. I'm I do a whole lot of due diligence more than you'll find in the backs of any of their resources stuff like that and Holy Shit. I've another percentage is wrong. I had a percent like jet because barely. Jd It's like what the hell did. I actually do this without. Remember remembering is because they told you different Shit. They didn't even know if they're percentages. Were I will. I was there for the discussion. It was confusing. It's been chaotic for a loyal fan. So far I'll say but it's good now because they just brought it up to the standard eighty percent. Good job that you should have done to begin with. It makes sense and I thought Platinum Posey did a better job you know the neal the developers when we went over their whole product demonstration area nine so it is cool actually having a performer as like model spokesperson Yeah whatever she's playing them so who knows. Maybe it's platinum posing taken over those videos that we are going to help them out with any platinum presentations to be on our podcast in the early days. So if you go out our podcast you'll see her over. You're talking about stuff so we don't have sound effects. And I'm GonNa just make them off again jennings right. I'M GONNA put on the Vietnamese Corona Virus Song pulling viral viral cats site of the week. It's Dan Centro because of their ninety percents takeout promotion and offering the MCA to people. But I don't know if I like them still because of their lending pretend charge by coverings but it's okay guys you've been decidedly agree. I was like I don't WanNa get stripped shot but it's okay you can have it which I have not seen any elaboration for the different conversation. Oh okay they covered chargebacks with the initial two-week-old after the charge back is made revenue is adjusted accordingly. That is some really weird language to have in your like Fan Central. One zero one guide. This strange weird. Yeah I told you that entirely wrong when yeah that's weird. Model tip of the week is take advantage of higher. Romo payout percentages and stuff. Things offer you can get a higher percentage trying out a new site you never know. The shoe might fit really. Well you could be the Cinderella. Love that site go make more money. Go get that cash. Don't hesitate to spread your content out because you can't ever have too many eggs in your basket because the basket view whipping around like crazy with the way this industry is and you could lose some eggs so man just keep hopping out putting on different baskets prepared for anything and take advantage of Promos when you can and we also have a question in the public chat. Hillary was a stray performer until California Assembly Bill. Five and Hillary is looking for the best alternatives. shameless plug. We do have a campsite directory on Webcam startup where you can compare them. What if anyone wanted to give their advice as or as far as which site would be? The Best Remade Alternative. What would it be chatter vague? Because they have a very similar promotional program for affiliates. And if you're focused on promoting yourself using your affiliate stuff as well and that's something that you relied on for money as well if you have the drive. In the traffic moving over to chatter date will be very beneficial to you because you will make affiliate money off of them. Tipping other performers as well as you similarly to screen the setup and they do have pilots. The quality of Chatter Broadcasting is personally not as good in my opinion but it is very comparable to stream it in that way and you may also be able to build up an audience and start doing token countdown shows which can result in more money long term. If I may add his wallet. I haven't talked to Mike Forever so get our. I still here to answer this question because I used to camelot. Onstream mate. Tirade is an awesome option as well as areas said but one option that. I like personally better for me just because three minutes a private bay site was. I'm lives then quick off the California models to nate way. What the hell rbis got an email from meal saying that Saying that loyalty instant launch yet? And he doesn't know why we're having a podcast on that right now. He's going to let us know when it's launching. Why and Kiara Email Them. That it was launching does years. You've been email as well that it's officially launched right. What will loops? I guess and coming forward you the email so you can forward to him. I mean I think I've seen the email either that or yeah. Well there's literally an email that says that it's it's launched and it's official official premiere. It was weird at all. Remember how offer a second email see. We were so excited to welcome you back to the US. You'll loyal funds earlier this week. So sorry loyal fans. We are fraught. We were helping. Yeah well I mean for my months already so I wore with their official launch is gonna bail webinars a live site that n even officially launched. Now I'm really really used about all this stuff metoo camping back to Hillary's question regardless so own goodness okay. There Times Atar jumping tried to Hillary's question. Chatter made is an awesome alternative. But I'm live assuming that they did not ban. California models is also another one in swimming. You're in the United States. Entice lives which is a studio for. I'm live would be the way to go there very similar to each other. Like if you like the way that stream eight shows work merits you know free chat. You're not expected to really be that entertaining. And you're just focused on your private one on one shows remain group private shows. I would say I'm live. Yeah that's correct I am in life would be the way to go Just as another alternative in case you know chatter rate isn't because I don't know for me. I always prefer the private day sites. And I'm live with a lot more similar to stream eight. Because even though her bid offers the functionality for private shows. That's not the usual way to go there. I question that they they also banned California models though too. But I'M NOT SURE. Nate can reach accent and see what they're doing with that. I can tell you that entice live didn't entice live was talking to their lawyers and their lawyers were advising them to. They took a wait and see approach. I I asked him about alive. I do not remember their response. I will go ahead and reach out to them now. Okay I also Forwarded the email that announced their launch. If you WANNA for that to me all communication's key and then yet. Hillary just finish our little conversation since you are in the United States definitely. Don't sign up for life directly. I would highly recommend instead signing up through entice lives and that would be the best way to get paid out and receive awesome support and anti slave is a studio online life but it does not take any percentage away from you so it's just it's an awesome benefit to have tracing his incredible to work with in distract are linked to where you can find that Info about the site that you would be broadcasting on so if you WANNA see all their information requirements and stuff like that you can head to that link and yeah entice is almost fulbright when I with an e instead of an eye. So and tight and tense. Yeah I like on it on right while that covers. All of our news for the this week will be doing a pre recorded one next week which will feature Mian Lilith. Our next live on the on the one eighty six. I believe yes sex. So make sure you tune in on the twenty six th for our next live stroh. 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ep040 The Disc Course A Disc Golf Podcast

The Disc Course - A Disc Golf Podcast

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ep040 The Disc Course A Disc Golf Podcast

"Third. Own. Guess. It's been a while I. Don't know if I really do this anymore I don't even have any idea what we're doing. We are coming back to you in the Rona era of America. But we're backing judge studios up we were kicked out. You know there's a kid here. You know he's You know obviously you know about the whole pandemic going on. So it's been a while I believe stack. I told us much what was the last episode. Twenty February twenty eighth was our last episode. This is our and this is a leap year. So an extra day. Nothing's been right since then leakier. nope. And this is a long hiatus since we since we flaked out doing the Heiser half hour and we didn't want this and came back rebranded is the discourse. In studio today. We got strictly gone by PJ number alone I got. Kid Up Kevin Williamson two, four, six, zero, one what's going on buddy? Glad be here. And then and then we got. At least mentioned his name on the podcast before at least three times, me to nearest shing one, zero, zero, zero, five one meets you how you doing buddy. Right. We had a little MVP circuit challenge. Today. Got To play Mike was in the live Kevin me to the second round or. We probably should have been playing together we shouldn't employees. I'm the I put you. We were we're. Benefits, we were two strokes apart and it just made sense like the top three teams were like those team those one stroke ahead, and then there's a two guys tied for sockets I put. Three together. Yeah but yeah, we'll get time. Neil former. For guests on the PODCAST, we ended up losing about one stroke. WHO guys lose to Jim Moyer Mike Cope. Money Moyer. Just, rub it in your face a little bit buddy lawyer sub eight, hundred player one. Jay played anywhere else, but brise I, mean. No Mike's. Mike's coming along though he's very new and he's only eight hundred because he started playing in a bunch of a bunch of events like right when he started playing and he's he's way better than that. Now you know he's not he's not eight hundred just because it's rating says eight hundred he's not eight hundred he's a yeah he's even afterwards he bought some leftover usually I like these potters. Guess he's banging on. What, what what what, what they have today but with the disc zip so we got a hold on my phone is but it's on silence. We got a electrons. And Electron stabiliser and a Neutron Tesla. I don't know man all. Those TUSLA's the numbers on them. They say nine, five, one, two. Guys who thinks that those are Douglas. Until. Very, very over stable, right Yeah maybe they get beat out his initial plastic. Jerry. Moreover, don't know see because it's like I voiced my like MVP like drivers new. Hunters. Punish. Electron I've just always. I've just always it. Your level's real low. We consider them up. No. Yeah. I, think it's year levels that are real on yeah. It's just as your name there. I just did that see feel like you're equal to me. Thank you job. and. It's like I. Don't see concern about concern about Brat. Kook. Record just want everyone to be able to hear. Yeah. You're the you're the one who's talking young I'm the one that's. been talking. So. Great. Great Professional Show right back. While It's been awhile since we it we don't have our tech guy in the students. We got to stack today though so we're GONNA MAKE THEM WE'RE GONNA. Make them look some stuff up. Absolutely. Yeah. JETSONS UP NORTH Really. That's the only reason we can even be in here recordings because the kid isn't here. You know Mike Works. Microbes Detroit Tigers, and I'm back to work is rash of a rash baseball players tested positive for the crow nobody on the Tigers anybody that play but the Marlins have pretty much canceled their season the Marlins, most of the phillies have to so Yeah it's a new thing. It's wild. It's yeah it's definitely wild. Now I was watching Pittsburgh, at whoever at the other day and I didn't recognize a single person on the Pittsburgh Roster. because. They had to call these replacement players men. So it's a wild time to be alive guys. Up So number forty. So little to that. You. So the number forty is also in a religious guy, but did the numerology for is always a. Bad Omen. Here, we are in the midst of raw. Ronan America regarding number forty. What do you drink? Dirty blond. Men other dirty? Blonde. So. Yeah. We got variety of Bruce Today I I could love Mike Make Fun of me for drinking white close. With old school. Discourse. Classic. The ranger. cantering to many of these because I do have to work tonight and they are dangerous are are nine percenters needs to I. got you lined up for one of these next I'm drinking. Beers out the Oh, the SA- Trinity. And it's delicious. Breweries. Beard. Beard Beard. He likes the task, Michigan ideas very good. It's very refreshing. There was one point we consider calling the podcast curly in the beard. I mean. Here's very short though it's not truly. But? Yeah? You've seen the pictures. Yeah. So sorry guys were bullshitting here. You know let's talk about it's been. Four months. Yeah. It's been almost five months. That's ridiculous. Today. Is August First National Disc Golf Dad is also national disc off day I. Didn't I forgot to say that getting a little cheers gone for that. During my players speech this volume. Eighty five percent of the field. Knew it. So Lots happen. Obviously the you know the tour shutdown right after right after last episode pretty much When was WACO STACK? Off Waco is mark much. Mid March. Yeah. No Way Goes mid-march regarded episode like right before that Then we were kicked. They shut studio now shut the studio down we were just studio lists. So yeah, I. Mean. It was lake out who won that Colton? Montgomery. Short short. They even. A third round. That was it yeah I think the cutoff. which was wild to me. It's like, let them play one more round. Stash probably would have won anyway. Everything's shut down for a long time. We didn't have sanctioning around here. Brodie Smith Room to discuss just kidding as soon as they signed him up as soon as soon as play the tournament discomforts shutdown. But Yeah. So I don't know you know just. So back off, we you know they canceled a whole bunch of things glass blown. Deal and then so they came back and it was dynamic disk. Yeah. That was the first one. So that, who want who took it down? Even remember. The obvious. Dad Guy. Anyway that's a while ago you know about that you don't care to talk about that. More recently. Distressed Great Lakes Open Discount Procure came to our backyard? Beautiful Toboggan run courson. Kensington Metro Park in Milford Michigan. Wild I went and signed up and. You know a bunch of the homeys replaying at. Signed up for, discuss network. Watched like all three days of all the coverage I could. Awesome. Yeah. WENT OVER TO A. Hospital around. We me enrich whenever we watch sports or anything together enriched from wolfpack discs. Whenever, we watch sports or anything we. Just may stupid dollar bats. DOLLAR BATS ON ANYTHING WATCHING A baseball game next pitch strike you know stuff like that. Make an interesting. We have so many dollar vets-go and we had we had to pull out It was every single group. We saw tee off. We got to pick one person for CTP and you know it was anything all. That's interesting a forty foot pot taking that you take it hit or mets here. We. Literally, we went through two pages of notebook paper keeping track keeping track of them because they just like at the moment. That's you know what I mean some. Like we had one. Okay. So nobody was using the pads. No grilling SOPA nobody we've made with about four holes left we over under bat about how many people use the t pads I took we put the over under like four and a half I took it took the under because nobody was using. And then they caught to like a third. The Third Chase Card Women's. Pattern that I'm like, you haven't show these broads all day. How weird was that when they were showing the women after the men will the women go after you would usually play in the morning though I don't think so. Okay. Yeah Yeah. Usually they play in the morning and then the men play the Blake the late morning. So it was just weird to me watching them like tee off at three o'clock. I haven't watched much live coverage I was just do you know what I mean if something's and like I said I'm podcast onto our time watching golf just because it usually well, you already spoiled spoiled I like sports live. You know what I mean I don't like even if. It was the Tigers you and I'm like Oh walked off from the bottom of the ninth. It'd be like a cool already know what happened I spend my waste my time on this. Yet typically in my in my experience. Yes. Women play in the morning and the mentally in the late morning afternoon. So it was weird to me. You see like to watch all his N. P. O. Coverage and then get followed up by the F.. P.. O. It was awesome because it's still watched it. But like you know I'm rooting for K J you know during the deed low in the USA or catching I bow caja. Yeah, I was pulling for You know some oh I don't hate macbeth or anything not family either but it's nice to see the best guy loose and he's the best. He's just the world and that's why I want him to lose. He's better than everybody you know and then I got nothing against them at all somebody's ten. Yeah no I want I wanNA. Patriots. Exactly not not not the Patriots don't talk about the Patriots No. I guess no books. I guess yes. Novel Bucks Fan. Joe's law those Eagle and he wanted he didn't even know he wants. That's that's one of the great things about disco if he was looking at. What he s do next not the ultimate goal like he he got to win the next hole not this entire tournament. I he said he was like I thought I was tied with with Ricky Ray. Rookie. Confound blue at the, but he did dude I just I. He thought he thought sake we're tied at the music what I want. Oh. So cool. So cool to watch. So. I don't think you're GONNA get away with not talking to anybody Jeff today you say did love. Was Fun. Shoot. Shoes your partner. Kevin. Nice fifteen sixteen now. Wild that's wild good for you guys for six bombing. The lunch he'll go. Nine hundred nineteen a solid brown. Was Vogue at Ryan Day. Walk. Surprise can't even get singles. Waited tear them down. Those. Yeah, so I don't know the those over. Shiva Potter's me in Madison Manuals my partner We both had and that's what causes the land is neither one of US could hit a fifteen foot putt like the first half of the first round, and then we started hitting pots I. Had I had a few big pots today. Yeah. I had a couple of the first round had like two or three in a row. Second around. We've learned gave his range like seventy feet out. In the rain effect you guys at all. I played. It rains like also the whole. Okay. So Beautiful for Sean. Then after about eight holes in the first round started raining and that's when the AMAC ALL PAS. Got We got one part in the rain. And cause me to work. A. Costs us the lead. Didn't catch his cost us the way we would have been tied. But? Man Those putters. I Dunno tip. Be Even pop those before like when my envy's aren't working like my entropy, but it's like a neutral do. Don't work a lot. So I ended up throwing a lot of stupid voters. Mike what you're gonNA make it today. I wanted to I. Totally had forgotten about it, and then you message me yesterday and was like, Hey, semi link or is it full of full and I had message travis about it like, Hey, dude are you you bailable John's? What he was working anyway but I got a feeling that Travis in you could've done pretty well today but. You, love. I'm going home to my pool. See you guys. The. Chance of electric man. River city opens going on right now. Yeah we do you WANNA. See how that's going. Let me see if I can pull it up on the disc. Mar Weeds leading yeah. When I pull up you disc, it gives me the mid American open like that's going on now to. Big PROSAIC. Kevin Jones's legal thirteen down He's through five earths five down for this round thirteen total. ULIBARRI seven down in second place. So Kevin Jones is pretty good. He's got a pretty good legal and. Zach Johnson seven down Nico six down. CPO anybody else on this. trevor horrible to come on Buddy Brian Erhart's even. Come on guys pick this up what is this a hard course or what we're? We were we were trying to talk about Russillo from Abacha's went into well, hey, that's us. What pulled up on. Youtube. Air Mid American Open. Yeah. At Harmony Ben's. This is the second round. So he started playing yesterday we'll today Saturday right? It's Australia's on the pro tour. So yeah, we got some local boys up their Don River city open I'm looking at right now bro Mar we'd rates at twenty seven. Now what Dickerson's right behind on take your Sin Wagon? Jerk Colon. So. It was supposed to be there was me. Phil, yeah SO PHIL DO ON A. Really been certain himself. I mean he tied Simon Lozad at At d lowman like thirty seventh play Johnson was out crushes. Toboggans all about is. The finest you know. So yeah man but our boy fell he's been guest podcasts before. You get a good. It's SORTA COP You know made great. Great you to. Chase coverage. and. You know all stars were out. Of D blow but he held his own cash and I think he was twentieth or something out of. Twenty something that Daego. Thirty seven. Okay but used, but did Silver Cup coverage was awesome I mean it was great to see somebody that I know personally doing really well and like Bryan. Erhard. Nathan Queen. We're doing the Communist Who came to one of my tournaments wants I started playing. used. Upbeat. Though COULD STILL BEAT PHIL Now fifty bombs he does by. A mile back then too. But he was just not I mean he he's here's just so aggressive and he didn't have the. Cost. Them more victims because he didn't hit his forty five foot comeback, right? We'll do. That's the exact same thing that Brian Erhard, Nathan Queen Set of autumn on the carbs like he if you haven't seen before, he's very aggressive and yes, he is because I mean, I've seen him play in person and. Yet, he's going for single time. He totally throw us a mile. Man. And he's so handsome. De. Is Good Looking. To the basket, a lot of it, they'll fill he He broke his foot. He broke his first metatarsal ourselves. So fill you know where He broke his big toe well up a bone that leads to his data. Get better. Nobody year I showed you belong to be there. Definitely. So the. Ground we're all pulling for years. Here's a drink to fill. Cheers to that. To the spirits delicious meats him. No at your boy Jeremy Coaling is a tied for third at twenty down. German. Colin. Doesn't like me. So would you say he's my boy? About Sharp Jeremy Cooling Tamblyn and he didn't like me did not care for that at all. Them such a good story. told me that the time. So, my first job zone I was. Blowing out and I took one of my lunch don't buzz you know and I had A. Big Germ. L. Journey your sinus. Tap off the sharpie handed to Tony grab the. Listen to this, I was in the cabinet. Like? It was like an insult. Excuse me, Sir but button. Uncouth. Look that up uncouth. You do. Big Germ, you'd maybe maybe he forgot. But here's the podcast or. ASSHOLE. As they remember them. Sharpie. I like big Ger he just doesn't like me. I'm a big fan of big sexy commentary. Yeah. Where's need sexton haven't seen him on well, he has a daughter of very young daughter and his wife. Works Hospital. So he is taking tour these off tour right now he doesn't feel safe flying on planes which I totally understand. So he's taking a little bit of a break ease nate saiffuddin no. Absolutely, I mean, if you don't have to go onto her and try to win your. Your learnings and you're living and hey, don't. Be Safe about it. I was just working with a guy yesterday who was like, Oh, I'm not getting on a plane anytime soon unless you're paying me five thousand dollars a day that will go okay. So, you don't WanNa risk your health, but you will for five thousand dollars when you're possible. Twenty And, of course, insurance in the Blah Blah Blah but I mean come on naming just everybody has price. Point for five thousand dollars. I Want I. Want I to. Go to Kelly is flexible cheap right now to for real. Not, going to Florida though. I would go to. Go to Callie. Visit Mike Matthews he lives in the mountains in Fresno name we wouldn't be like. Thing you know. played Morley Field San Diego. He's pretty far from there. Okay. Yeah. I don't really know where Fresno is. Fresno is in California. It's By the South Getting Seventy Matt. Right. Okay. Is Actually I'm fragile. Had you fly in Fresno? He's and then he's like he's like an hour away from the airport. Right? He's on ochre sites in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada that's so awesome. I mean it's a twenty minute drive to the gate of Yosemite. That's awesome. You know. But then again you are cool and Yosemite, it's like our dry. All Dude it's a huge my brother used to work there. Huge. Pushes works there of course he did. Not Not in the single slightest So we're getting we're excited we're getting distracted. We get off topic here Diablo. Diablo aren't the Eagle Eagle one he didn't are page. Pierce continues to dominate out how I mean no surprise there. Really right I mean. I mean I don't know. So chick should be able to beater. Right I mean anything Avellino was probably her biggest competition right now even though she plays a different side of the. Evelyn is young. Exactly yeah. She's already she's already she's she's not page peers, but she's I think she's she's in the top five. Rated for women just nineteen sixty. I'd like to see like you know Katrina. Jennifer Allen. Sir Hokum Challenger a little bit which obviously that's like her competition by any thing will get their. She's also young. Like just out of high school. Or that one Cynthia Scotty she still highschool to yeah she's like twelve years old. She's like, no. I'm joking we still she's yellow high. School. No, definitely, no I'm friends with her on on the book and yet like she shared like a prom photo like months ago. She definitely has the. What is it? Help out here. Guys I. Don't know what you're saying. Potential. She has the potential plus me wonder how would it help with that where I needed help with that word? Yes. Yes. I did. That's why I was asking. I mean honestly apparently king. Pumping weights. Do you think. I don't women need. I don't think just office awaits kind of sport. It's more a flexibility and just like the snap it's. Explosiveness more than letters? Like I say you know resistance training would be better. Weightlifting. For any disk athlete muscle mass. I don't think helps you discuss it does. Biggles Valley I. Use those hips. Yeah I don't think muscle mass six th I mean look at the best discovers all skin not you know okay Paul Macbeth is you know dig on just like skinny because he's kind of short but he's getting Calvin Heinberg right you know Eagle McMahon. Son is unlike skinny as those guys, we still skinny dude. Peach. Peach. Speech Pierce doesn't have like an ounce of fat other. You know what I mean. Yeah I. Say I don't think weight training would have really helped us golfers obviously being in good shape helps anybody do any athletic activity better you know. But Yeah I don't think we train is A. Is A for discovers. So it's got onto to. Just turned off. Recording us. We have some video footage. How Nice that was the was the. GOPRO turning off. It's a different brand but. Just goes earlier this you. Got To wear a helmet when played this? No. Lot of good memes out of that one. No amounts of undercard though you get get getting a cartoon, right? Maybe. Maybe. The no wonder how much credit do you have lucky discovered now? Right. Now, it's a close to two hundred now at lower hundreds Hundred. Twenty. Temporary UGH mind for. Four months got