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"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Work in Progress with Sophia Bush
"Their partner. If you aren't also it's like it has to be end. Both you have to be pulling people out of the river and you have to be constantly looking up river in giving willing to the people who are pushing yes yes and I think that's why when people ask why women like us our so political. That's always the question right. And I like to put it in quotes and then I realized people listening at home can't see me doing that. Literally Air quoting and I'm like pulling people say like well. What do you think gives you the right to be political because everything is politics were alive? Were breathing if if we're not active politically for each other. If we're not talking about reforming these broken systems if we're not talking about making sure we're electing people who are going to keep the air clean so the kids don't die of asthma. There could be nothing more important to me and and I think you know in in in our different ways. We took very much. The Same Path. Philanthropy is always the window in. And if you really care about the philanthropic caused that gets you up in the morning. You absolutely continue sinking and getting deeper and then you see the systems at play that make this problem exist in the first place it. It feels like a in a way like mirroring of of the thing you were discussing earlier that shift from the external to the internal because really in in the personal external to the internal is deepening of your knowledge of yourself and and then when I think about it in the macro the external the stuff we get distracted by out here the shiny surface we can shift to the internal which is really in the Macro. I think about the internal being the roots. Like if we dig down and we look at the roots it changes everything and and one of the things I love so much that you've talked about how the that shift takes you from this idea of faith to a true knowing everybody has fit. Everybody has got right. I mean I have stopped having faith that anyone else knows what I should do stopped having faith that I have not believing that I can outsource my favorite to a bunch of Ms. They went to school. For a few years about God You can get a degree in God so baffling meander me beginning. Start but but that's a scary thing to think about. Because we are human beings human beings loved we want to be independent and then we don't we fiercely what's to be independent and then we've fiercely want to tell us what to do. I get and so because of that is simpler in some ways to outsource our faith to ministers. It is simpler in some ways to outsource our political lives. Which news arrives auditions? It is it is simpler to outsource our life decisions to therapists all of these things that we do to put faith in things enforces outside of ourselves To I no longer believe that is like absolutely believed that the God we speak of a higher power ego is inside of ourselves right. I do not think it's standing away from us from the outside or racing us into groups the deepest truest parts of ourselves are the divine right and that is why religion to me in some of the ways that it's setup is the hardest place to find God okay. I think that Demento list religions are the single hardest place to find God in so much as what we find about animals religions. Is it the first thing that fundamental villages have to do is separate you from yourself teach you that you cannot trust yourself okay? In Christian culture the way this is done as they pull scripture. I was told for very young. Your heart your heart is you cannot trust yourself. You cannot lean on your understanding you everything was. You cannot trust so the reason why we train people not trust themselves so we will trust them in and the scary part of religion is day to you. Trust God don't trust yourself. Trust God what they're really saying is don't trust yourself. Trust us. Trust our system exactly thing to do with God right thing the difference between religion. God is just so so what I would say is I am forever. Suspicious and wary of any institution or group of people. A person who tries to separate me from myself I will never abandoned myself again. I will be ended every I will abandoned every relationship. I will abandon every expectation that require that requires me to abandon myself so and I find that so amazing like so like talk to kids about this recently. How strange is the first right of passage? We have for human beings to give themselves away to other people like I vow that I will never abandon you to another human being like I feel like create the kind of past year olds. It is just like minute of I. You will never abandon yourself right and you will never choose anything else that requires you to get yourself because that would be proof in itself but that's a bad decision but it's like we have to have the full. We say I love you before I give myself to you. Don't we have to know who the I am? The coolest wedding I've ever been to two of my dearest girlfriends. My girlfriend emily and her wife. Michelle when they got married. They designed their ceremony to talk about each of them as individuals and their relationship as a unit and they delivered wedding vows to the I the you and the we her so God so good because they wanted to commit. Michelle wanted to commit to emily. S She is. Emily wanted to commit to show as she is. Emily committed to emily. Michelle committed to Michelle. And then they committed to the unit to the third thing. That is them together. Third thing it's a guard. It's this thing down. The wild thing is is that you can't be commit to that third thing so because you have to commit to everything that they will become the same it will always be the it will always change like army says to me all the time which I think is the most beautiful thing I love you and I already love every woman you will become. It's like we fall in love with these ideas of people but P. Easter are supposed to evolve and change over and over again these relationships where people are holding each other back because they want the person to be the same rates so we have to only fall in love with other people. We can't even follow other people. We have to fall in love with the person's process and we have to commit upholding their process. Rather than to your point clean to WHO? They are today or who they were yesterday. Hey Natasha Lazaro here you may remember me from my episode of Work in progress. I have a podcast with my husband. 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"natasha lazaro" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"Podcast I'm your host Natasha Lazaro. On her assistant my name's. Moshe casher episode fifty three of the endless honeymoon. Podcast and we are coming to the end of the road. Don't you think that people were kind of getting to the end of people's ability to stay indoors I feel like more and more people are like scrambling to find a way? Yeah I I read about some ice cream shop in Connecticut. That like opened up for day and people were so mean and rude because they weren't used to being in public for weeks shop manager had to like post on social media that they were closing again. For how bad everyone behaves. Do there was a restaurant in Colorado. That was in the news today that they opened for mother's Day in defiance of the closure order and they were like. We didn't just have a good mother's Day. We did double the business of a normal mother's Day people are like you know what? Give me Co vid. I'm down to die in order to get out so I kind of knew this was going to happen by the way I've always kind of suspected the what would I kind of suspect that the government knows it too that the quarantine thing was never designed because human beings truly can't stay indoors forever. I mean they just beyond the economic implications of people are starting to like scramble. And go crazy I really think the quarantine orders were in order to to to soften the blow as much as they could to give the hospitals a chance to get the the first wave of covert patients in and out the door sometimes unfortunately In in a bad way in order to get them the second can and I don't mean the literal second way but just in order to get some of the numbers down and catch up and I think that I think were in California. We've done a pretty good job of that but you're starting to see people are fucking starting to crack up. Dude I mean I'll tell you specifically the Former young people in alcoholics anonymous a community of San Diego California. If my facebook is any judge is the center of the Cova Truth or community. I mean it's so funny. What do you say? Republicans and hippies. It's one hundred percent. The Cova troopers are broken down into trump voters and like anti VACs hippies. It's so funny like that that however far you drift if you get far enough on the fringe you meet your enemy out there just like oh. I guess we're friends. I mean this fucking plan. Democ documentary the amount of people that I met in. Aa Conventions. Engines in San Diego. When I was like seventeen that are sharing this plan. Democ documentary from the from the bowels of San Diego. I'm like what is it about Sandiego specifically that these people that were like the last time I checked in with them was like. We're like Hari Krishna. Juicers and like working at a tattoo shop are now like due to dog. The oldest. Who's working for Dr Fell? She was put into an internment camp. And there's no free to tell her tale. It's just like okay. Why do you? Why are you the person that I should listen to not the the medical community? I should listen to you ten years ago. You were a failure. Now you've what you've caught up in you you've woke you've read. You've taken a red pill on the beaches of San Diego speaking of the beaches of San Diego by the way and speaking of cracking up and needing escape the beaches in California are on fire right now and I snuck to a beach in the middle of the night recently but I was socially distant. I was far away from everybody. Technically this was illegal but I went out to the ocean. It's glowing blue right now. There are bio luminescent fido plankton in the water and when the waves crash it turns fucking blue and jumped on my surfboard and I paddled out. I've never experienced anything like it and was a peak experience. It was an unforgettable. I will never forget it for the rest of my life experience when I would paddle in the water. There would be a glow. A trail of glowing. So where do people go? They WANNA see this. You can't go. It's illegal today off the beaches be responsible covert but anyway. What I did was I went out. I could see fish in the water swimming but not I couldn't tell I couldn't see the fish I just saw the trail and when I would splash the water. It was like broke a glow stick open. You're like Ariel. I was exactly like I wanted to be a real girl. You're like a mermaid. I was exactly was Merman for one night. I was Merman and it felt so good and it reminded me just being in the ocean after after. All this time reminded me like. Oh there's a world out there we're going to get back to the world there will be. We will be back to the world right before climate change at all for the world ends. There's a world that's ending out there. We got to give back to quit because it's getting hot out there. I'll tell you what though when I was on the beach like I'm standing there and this like family sets walking toward me and I'm like hey like we're on the beach in a quarantine. I'm standing by myself. Obviously I don't want you walking towards me like and then I was telling my brother about that. And he's like well. There's no real risk if you're outdoors and they were. I mean they were six away the whole time but I was like. It's not about actually getting the virus. It's about the boorishness of people walking toward me. But then I was thinking to myself like it's not really normal. Is it that my instinct when a person walks towards me to be re re repulsed like when a human being when I see a human being edged towards me I'm like Oh get the fuck away from reveals in is not a good feeling no especially just for humans any human any person. I don't accept you and our kid like I don't want him like the idea of hugging my brother right now. Sound simultaneously like nice or my mom sound simultaneously nice or Claudia Schiffer Sunset Simultaneously Nice or grinds I don't know why grind or baby her weirdly name baby. It sounds like listening nice and horrible. I can't imagine hugging someone. That isn't in my bubble. Do you feel that way? I sometimes had dreams. I don't know have James. I'm hugging people. Wait what are just like saying hi to friends and let me walking. I don't know just people are just getting that feeling them being like. Oh I can't do that like waking up thinking that I know you main. I'm just kidding I have those dreams to just like your. It's like a relapse dream you know an AA. You would have that when you get sober. You all of its. Every dream is the same socks. Actually because you have this dream where you're like you are using but you don't get to experience the fun of being high. You just have the guilt of having relapsed and then you wake up. It's like the shittiest thing in the world. But it's kind of like that. It's like you're not getting the love for me was like you're not gonna the beauty of embracing your mom. You're actually just getting the like no. I just got mom cove it. Wait you have James about embracing your mom. I don't know what you're who the fuck are you embracing said fucking Morrissey who do you embrace in your dreams? I gotTa pay more attention. I don't know just a feeling I'm GonNa wake you up in the middle of the night tonight. The other things like our neighbors. Would we do their neighbors tonight? They wanted to do group. Karaoke or neighbors invited us to do Karaoke in the street. They brought the sanitized wireless Mike and they set up karaoke station and they were singing. Karaoke and it was kind of too bad because they had technical issues and they had worked so hard they set up disco balls on top of their house and like there was a screen that we could read the lyrics of. I was so excited to do it. There was we just needed to get the Mike thanks. We're going to get it worked out. But how does that We're perfecting it couple. Couple O- couple of white. I would say middle aged adults the in the middle of their street singing Karaoke. I mean that s some real. That's when you know the neighborhood has been gentrified when there's two couples singing Karaoke in the street. Well sorry about that everybody but it is nice kind of try to get back to normal like just even the little inklings of normal that I felt. Have you felt anything like that for a bike ride? You bought a bike. I know but now I need to go out more. Would you mean like I feel a? I don't like going out in a mask ochre so I don't really WanNa go outside lake. I don't really WANNA go on walks but you went for a bike ride to back. I did resume pass people. You told me you were having fun on that bike ride. I had an amazing time on the bike ride but that was just once saying up to a family and spit on them and say covert right off. That's what you told me. No but I'm saying in general I have found. It's been hard to leave the house because of the stress of the mask are just to walk the dogs around the block or something and the mask and like I don't know I just I just. The thing is stressful to me so I find that I don't get out enough. You're saying tonight the kids she wants to touch every single thing and then she's like trying to put like metal a metal fence in her mouth and I don't know I feel like tonight. We went out to do the Karaoke thing and our kid came out. She was like barefoot and an unkempt and in a tie-dyed shirt and she was jumping up and down and running on the sidewalk and in the grass and trying to sing along to the Karaoke and grabbing the Mike and Banging on a drum. And I was like this is what you're supposed to be experiencing as a little kid. You know like our neighbors said off classic California Toddler Barefoot tie-dyed Shirt and I was just like yes. This is what I was doing like. You're supposed to be out and experiencing the world not like trapped in your in your compound but we're doing what we have to do right now but I do. I just like I can feel that were. The walls are are going to crumble. The walls of quarantine will crumble. There's no way around that eventually. They will crumble. And the government will Will open things back up because it's going to happen and then we're GONNA have to figure out what happens next. sounds stressful. It's all stressful living in stressful times. Our parents had Kinda easy didn't they? They had like the least stressful years in modern. Memory he goes I World War One before World War One it's all just like a a morass of horrid and then it's like World War One World War Two the Cold War and then like the and then things kind of calm down a little bit and then from like the seven from like seventy to like this year in this country. Things were like slightly chiller like the nineties. Were very boring. Missile Nineties. Yeah that was. That was nice although there was gang violence and lots of killing and you know what the irony. Oh you mean like that. Like Courtney love grunge. I don't give a fuck disaffected like like detachment. Yeah right yeah. It's harder to be that way now. Yeah dislike you know being? Just sort of nihilistic. Yeah I guess I guess you don't have the option to be nihilistic right now because people are dying although you know what these. Cova troopers maybe. I gave him short shrift. They're pretty fucking nihilistic. You know there's like fuck it. I'm down to kill my grandparents. If it means I can go deep sea fishing. I gotta get out there if I if I can't get a cheeseburger. I'm willing to sacrifice my grandma for cheeseburger. Well that is nihilism. Wait so the Kovic truckers. What are they upset about though or late but I mean like it's GonNa open up in a few weeks. They just wanted to be opened up opened up now..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. My Name's Moshe casher and I'm Natasha. Lazaro his wife and we have Hit the I would say the absurdist third act of our quarantine experience. You think this is weird is it's going to get no. I think this might have many acts. It's getting a little weird. You haven't had a novelty bowtie on for over a week now. I'm not kidding I know but I just thought it was funny. Like how in those guys where those things around their neck like Puka shells? They wear them in the sea. You've warned in the not in the sea but you've worn in hot tub octo and then a bath in the shower. I told you to tell me if it starts getting dark. It's looking grey. Oh man you do look like a Chippendale oxy clean it and then put it back on. Its oxes and pop it back on. I didn't want to take it off. I don't want you to take it off. It's become almost like the totem of our quarantine experience. Today was I feel like we got into four hundred fights today right right. It's getting worse. It's it's definitely getting worse the other day a bag of garbage spilled on my foot. There were coffee grounds and spent oranges on my feet because I walked into the kitchen. Emotions like walked towards it wa towards the sync with us back. Hold it open walk towards zinc with the back. Hold it open. I didn't know what you were talking about. Are Trying to figure it out. And then all of a sudden coffee grinds fall everywhere all of us so they were already there. I said walk toward the sink and hold it out and you crouch down like you were crawling under barbed wire and start. I don't know what the idea was there but things are definitely definitely getting weirder. Today was a definitely a weird day. I had I had watched the kid for the first half of the day because Natasha is writing a book and she wanted a few hours to herself to write the book so I took the kid and then she came down and let me just say to when I say I need a few hours like I feel like for like an hour and a half I was letting incense and then you're like. Are you done to marvel at some? Arcane poet said I gotta get in the mood. I can't just like steel. Steel away like twenty minutes and like write some great paragraph to have like five hours to like procrastinate and think. I read an essay on eternity. You know I smoke some pot. I need to like kind of get into zone. You wrote an essay on a table for you. Sat down the right. That's what I doing. I'm just saying that I did finally ended up getting to the writing but it took a long time but any rate okay so you were watching her. Thank you but I was going to say to your point. This whole idea that we're gonNA take this quarantine to like penn the great American novel like I haven't done anything I mean. I haven't done anything. I did a a lights out online panel with David Spade and Sunny Johnson. Yesterday it was the only time I have felt like sort of a professional other than this podcast professionally useful in in. What feels like like what feels like the topic of the essay that you wrote. A stern grabbed my eye. The idea of like time just like not having a beginning or an end because it was reminding me of how I'm feeling right now are having this experience and I understand that. This is an tower to talk about this from because we're not sick no one in our families and if your if your and thank God we saved enough money. This last year that our bills aren't something that were sweating about so for those people. This is now for a few months. No doubt but I'm just saying like some people. This is the first of the month. We're recording on April fools. By the way I tell you I'm HIV positive. Just a little very little April fool's joke for you there but some people rent was due today and so some people are literally looking at the end of a of a moving sidewalk. Like I'm about to fall off into homelessness so I understand the privilege of this of the sentiment but there is something. That's almost kind of like weirdly pleasurable about this experience of just bunkering down spending time with our kids spending time with each other cooking every meal like when something needs to be fixed around the House. Fix It when something needs to be cleaned around the house like you know. We're way more fast idiots about cleaning and taking care of stuff and like it almost feels like there's a part of it almost feels like why were we doing this stuff in the other way in the first place like if this families. I think feel. I don't know that single people feel that is. I wonder to the single people listening are you. Is there some part of you? That's feeling like a connection to something simpler because there is this feeling. I'm having like this could just break the back of the whole horrifying system. We've all been. I don't hold any confidence in that idea but it. It is a kind of a nice aspiration to think. Like what if this revealed the absurdity of the of the society and the rat race we were living in. What if and there's no better example than what happened. Today you came down. You tapped me out right. It was time for you to watch the kid. I just sat down for a hot game of APEX legends. The video game that I've been obsessed with and that's really good because I can do it in between it's like twenty minute rounds or whatever so I can do. I can finish one of those sat down for a sash. All of a sudden I hear from the other room just like Moshe. Moshe are can help help. I swear to God I thought she had fallen off the balcony or something like it was. It was horrified. Hit in the closet. That was the crisis in the closet. She said she. How did it go? I mean basically. I'm potty training her and she didn't have we're potty training her and she didn't happen have any underwear on a diaper like shitting in the closet and I was like hold it. Hold it and I was trying to get her on our beautiful oriental rugs on the way running running with her with her look down soldier and then she started shitting while I was running. All over the rush dropped a fatty and then we got into the bad up past the rug into the bathroom. That is when she started screaming. It was once she had already done the Hansel and Gretel trail of dookie to the bathroom. She screamed at me. Come this way helped me and run towards me. Run in the ship path is. She didn't say those words but once I took the run to my family my darling loving family that care about so deeply that I ran at full speed through a booby trap minefield of baby shit and stepped in. I would say every piece of it not knowing what was happening. Did Scrub your shoes though APP. True but the instinct to scream at me to run toward the Shit was so funny. I was thinking about war. Like there was a sniper fire or minds and you're screaming to the minefield to the minefield anyway. I stepped in full on Log Baby. Lord. I'm sorry that made no sense that I called for you see would run down the Shit. I'll but I did run down the shit I ain't now and it was like a supermarket sweepstakes episode because I picked up every item. I know I know I. I'm still trying to get my bearings. I I really am a little lost. I feel I feel a little You know I do have work to do but at the same time like I just kind of want to zone out. I know and I kind of need to legs zone out and like do the dishes and like just think about what's happening because I also think there's like a panic to create and make stuff and I think that you know just kind of like taking in this time in history because this is like everyone keeps saying nothing like this has ever happened in the world that we've lived in so like this is obviously a big moment. Sure if everybody's saying that that to me means that we're living through a time that's like bigger than the depression bigger than the jazz age bigger than Woodstock. Whatever those those things are in your head that you think are you know milestones that you weren't able to live through like you're actually living through one nine eleven but it's like I. It doesn't really seem that comparable I. This is like a world's global. I mean I know nine eleven had global implications but like this just seems like a bigger thing. I'm just grateful that we have a strong leader at the helm that we can trust the chef. That's what I mean. Storms that kind of double whammy so anyway that makes me want to zone out a little bit. And then I'm like have this kid that I have to spend a lot of energy and time with that. I want to spend a lot of energy and time with after that. I don't really have much left for anything else. Yeah no I get to be doing less than you've ever done before and still be exhausted. Yeah like that's what I mean. I go up to right like I was literally like look like doing incense you're doing and so. I was just lighting incense for like an hour. Even lighten related. And then I think and then I read the essay and I- Blare Music and you know what I mean. I'm trying to like get out of this zone of the Internet and also checking my phone. I think it's like a very dark situation that we're in because not only is nothing like this ever happened before but now we all have like at the palm of our hands a like this trap of terror and panic that is available to us at any second so anyway we don't have to get into that. I was thinking that makes me feel very creative nor was going to say like crazy like four years ago. When trump was elected everybody right right and left and center started staring at their phones. Like every waking moment like the news started to like became this kind of like a worm creature in the Empire Strikes Back. Well okay wrong wrong audience but it just became this like this snake that eight. I just felt like Swat job in the way out. We just all got swallowed up by the new cycle. We're like this is endless. It's the news never ends. The bad news never ends and then it's almost like the universe is laughing at us. Like oh you. This was bad news. No no no UTA trump. That was thought. This whole political turning the unrest was bad news bad news coming in two thousand twenty Bernie boroughs were banned a trap door. Global Penn Democratic. It's like beyond politics were into. I don't know what we're into straight up the jaws of death but yes it's bad and so we've been fighting a lot and we also need to. Maybe if anyone has any suggestions for things that we can figure out. I think we need to do some fun things together because I feel like you're really good at doing things by yourself. When you're bored I keep your. You've been watching these movies and every night you're like I need to finish a movie and then I realized like yesterday like this movie. You've been finishing for three nights. It's been three different movies. But it's the same cast of characters. You're watching bad nineties. Star Trek Movies rewatching the Star Trek the next generation films. They barely seem like movies. I will agree with you there. They do mostly seem like double episodes of Star Trek the next generation like murder. She wrote no no no no no. That's rude yea last night she because the thing is I watched them when Natasha's like drifting off to sleep. I'll watch them with really low volume when the subtitles and all of a sudden she stirs awake and she goes. Is that same actor from the movie last night and Yeah he's A. Is that the same android from the movie last night like. Oh yeah this is the same cast. I was like well. Yeah a franchise and she woke up. I would say you were no longer tired in any way roasted me for about twenty minutes straight about star Trek and then went back to sleep. It was pretty lovely well. I think that you're entitled to your thank you. You like to plan your video game. Captain Picard is my incense yet right. I guess that's true that's right. It's comfort food. It's he's a comfort man and I like I like to see it. And by the way today Star Trek Nemesis commander data the android built by. Dr Noonan Sing with a positron IQ network. That's powering him said in the wedding ceremony of Deanna. Troi and Commander.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"Hi Nicola Natasha Lazaro and Moshe Casher hey thanks for calling for sure how are you? I'm well thank you. How's what's Brooklyn like very cold? You know what I hear. I hear Brooklyn's really got kind of seen going on. It's like lying Loft Parties. Lonzo just like really cool stuff happening there. Check THAT OUT. Thank you thank you. That's it will Nicola. Have you ever seen the show girls so close to my real life? It's wild. It's kind of a greedy. Look at that New Brooklyn Culture. I would recommend that as well. Okay Nicole would I on all right? So I- dating this really great guy about nine months and he's probably the healthiest relationship. I've been in ever. It's my first relationship since my last long term and It's his first Nicole. Let me stop you right there. You broke up a little bit. It's your first relationships since your last long term what relationship. I major relationships since his divorce. Okay which has matic okay. But he's been great feeling. He texted me and calls me throughout the day eight year. We always wants to see me. He's super great. I've met his kids. You make plans future. We've come together. It's awesome the problem is is that we haven't progressed. I love stays neither of us and it's starting to clear out. Ok Okay. Nine months I can happen as long. Like eight seven or eight months. Most nine nine months is at the outer reaches of of the love. You face but it's not in the what the fuck is wrong with you part yet. We're not quite there but we're getting real. Close approach is approaching quickly. I forgot about that rough stage. Who's going to say I got? You WanNa know how I had how motion I said. It just could be Nicole. Let me ask. Tasha tells you. Are You Jewish? I am not now. Is He know this? Might not help sell. I put on the motion. He used to always come over and watch youtube together. And so I was like we would show each other videos and then I showed him from fiddler on the roof when the woman's like do you know the Taveres like do you love me? And she's like do I what he's like. Do you love me. And she's like do I love you and it's like this whole thing about this whole song really a great song about them telling you love it. I love it right after that. Moshe told me he loved me. Well actually but it was. It was made easier and I ain't no punk just so you know like Nicole. I was just trying to get laid that night. You feel me but there was something that made it. Easier to watch two fictional characters. Talk about the struggle of saying I love you. That made it a little bit. Like almost like lubricant. Because I had never really told a woman that before in my life right and your your guy. He's afraid he he's not in the same boat but what his boat clearly is. He's afraid to make that big jump because the last person he loved was so heavy and it was so intense. And you probably don't WanNA analyze you. You could tell them yourself but you're probably afraid like because because he was in this marriage as intense thing. I don't want to be the person that he has to say that too. So it's like unspoken fear on both of your sides about this like Phantom of the ex wife kind of thing right absolutely absolutely yeah and the thing is is they got married very quickly and so that weirds me out even more because apparently they got married within like months like a couple of months whirlwind and now I nine months I duNno. It's never happened but it's never been this long before but to boyfriends ago. I told a boyfriend that I loved him and he didn't say back to me and it was one of the worst three months later but it was the worst three months of my life. What did he say he said? Thank you I'm ready to say yet. A ruffy but then three months later. I'm ready now. Here's what it was and I don't want the same things really when I here's the deal you know everybody. Unfortunately life ain't fair and you get the dish that you order and the dish you ordered in this particular situation was a man who though though probably does love you has been has had some recent trauma around the subject of love and commitment and not. He's down commitment. Do all the actions but some of the. I just think you're going to be better off not waiting for the divorce. Say with. Ptsd to say. I love you. Think she should say I think so. I think you should lay out the carpet for him because he's the one that's enfeebled like your little petty trauma about the Guy Not saying. I love you for three months. Doesn't really compare to these like traumatic two terms guys so traumatized. Oh no no. He's yeah he said it was the worst thing that ever happened to him and he okay. He's still. He still carries a lot of anger and resentment about it which also worries me a little bit. But that's not. That's more worrisome. I I would prefer. She found a way to hint at it. Looks like the video I said? Okay go ahead. So there's this another another little tiny thing that's happened so I came. I came over to her house one night after he had hid so the weekend I came over to his house and on his bedroom door was written. The words love you in like yellow paint and I just pretended to not see it because I don't know what that is because it could have been in relation to his kids. But why it's the weirdest now you have the perfect thing now you can you say honey. I just want to know you last week and I saw the yellow was that meant for me. Okay if it wasn't can be like then no because. Would you rather do that or do what? Moshe said be in the moment and say I love you. Then if you flirt with about it and try to make it into a joke then he can say. That was actually for my children. That was not meant for you and then be like okay. That's exactly right like when I can speak for myself when I was with. Natasha and I knew that I was at fallen in love with her. I was also so emotionally crippled from being single for so long that I was like God. I don't know how to do it without it. Being Corny or without being. I just didn't so I was Kinda like looking for the moment the US and then all of a sudden she put on this. Tevi thing and I was like well. This'll do you know this is my. This is my window and it sounds like this. Love you on the door. Your clothes blocks what I wanted and twenty five years. If that's not love what is do I love you? I do kind of make sure everyone understood hint. Was You put it on for me? I don't remember probably women. They rate this yellow writing on the door is perfect. You have it. There's two possibilities one is that he put it there for you and in which case. He's already done it. And everything's easy and then you can start saying. I love you all the time to is. He didn't put it on there for you but he's put it up it so you can have a conversation about the words. I love you which will then make it possible for you guys to start saying to each other and the third possibility is he didn't put it up there for you and you have the conversation he's like. I won't put it up for you. I don't love you. I need five more months. And then you're like this is really awkward but you have to. Out of three of the options are good options. Okay you can do it. You can do it bring it up bring up the yellow all feels so contrived every time I think about it will it is contrived. That's the thing about relationships and love. Is that these rituals. This is how I think about contrivance. Because for me my as Taj. What do you call it? My biggest fear let fear of your fair missing out fear of being basic fear of being basic that's roasting me about and there's nothing that makes you feel more basic than when you're going through human being life rituals right. They all feel just like what am I just on a conveyor belt of experiences like I date you for four months then I say I love you then we date for two years then I say will you marry me. Then we get married then. I say let's go on Hannity Moon. Then we go on a honeymoon than I say. Let's have kids then. We have kids then. I say I have cancer. Then I die feels like God is that is this all life is but the other way to think of those kinds of cliches of humanity is is this beautiful. Human beings are a creature an animal a beast a spirit that has these ways of signifying our intimacy and connection to another person and like by being contrived in this way I am being the most human a human being can be. I am saying I human being alone in the world have found you human being alone in the world and to have become one. I will write on this wall. I love you lousy. Well Good Luck. I think it's GonNa work out and I think in two weeks. This'll be this whole situation will be over. I agree with you right our producer and tell us how it goes. May we can call you back then. After you have the conversation I well yes. Thank you so much on checkout girls. Honestly it's gritty. It's real it's real. People are like in Brooklyn Real White people. Anyway I'll check it out thank you okay bye bye. Good luck by thanks. Yeah that's a tough one. I mean there's so much pressure on the stupid turn of phrase and then once you start saying it it just becomes as easy as this. Hey Tash Love you love you too..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Who Invited Her?
"State and then that's where it was. It wasn't a lot but they're so like on on the floor. No no like He. You could see it. Thank God he had a long coat on and he crab walked into the bathroom. Oh aw you're weans going to be bad right. Well no I mean God forbid that should ever happen. That's what I'm going to be thinking of when I watched it on. TV IS GONNA happen. She's got an die when they her right there where he pointed you. Can you know. He's the ship. My pants can't fucking believe I'm rob deduce where they're going to have the dead McQueen so robby is dead tonight if Robbie dies mysteriously in a car crash Queen Elizabeth heard this shit. And she's like I I Princess Diana. You're not allowed to take an uber in any tunnel anywhere in San Diego. No well I did. I did crab walk all the waste. Take time and I had to wait in line. Yeah now this is legitimate like like. I'm I'm texting everybody. I not only Adams GonNa like that story. Worst case scenario no I finally I finally was like okay now. I feel better now still little sick so I walk out Tony. I'm standing having their probably for thirty seconds. Megan uncle or still shopping around the gift shop. And I'm like Oh God I'm not done so I had to run back again. Oh wait in line and then So did a second time. You had to seafood Pi shaped like. Oh my God not only have the shits and parliament. You had like food pie. It was Salmon Salmon Crab shrimp prawns. Whatever a mix of everything and a bunch of mashed potatoes and green sauce US intolerant where? We don't eat seafood with dairy in Italy. As you know I'm not GonNa do that. I'm not a big creamy and seafood not Colegio. Whatever the fuck you people have had an olive garden? We do not mix seafood in Deir telling Me Olive Garden is authentic. Olive Love Garden can sit under my toilet. They can fucking die. It's like that is not rea- rob story apart looking at you. Don't mix seafood with and you don't in parliament rapporteur urgency. But I'm never going to be able to think of anything else. Every time I see like brexit hearings. Yeah you'd be like ruptured his pants. I'm GonNa Watch the Crown and think of Rob Ah around crowning Tita sanity turned touching cotton. He was prairie dog. Yeah I had a friend. She's dead now but she would always marriage she is he would always. ATC case say a case of Oakland shirt touching and I was like what's a teradata gotten to get out of my way country as a biscuit. Oh my I British friend Simon. He always likes to say touching cloth I mean. Every Livia Coleman on Netflix. I'm going to think of ROB shitting in parliament. Speaking of Net flicks and shit out show is coming You let me put my phone down shall gal so this week that went viral. Gwyneth Paltrow as having a new show on Netflix GOOP lab. I hate her. Have you got any went viral. Because because it's it sounds like how the most pretentious anyone trust that women when they were putting eggs up their vaginas that we're giving giving them yeast infections. Is that real yet. She's human lab is it says GOOP lab isn't shying away from GonNa Pal. How chose Fascination with alternative medicine? The six episode series premiering on January twenty fourth is described as guiding and the deeply inquisitive viewer into an exploration of boundary pushing wellness topics according to the trailer. These topics include energy did you. He Energy Healing psychedelics. Colt therapy psychic mediums extra systems and of course orgasms. Oh well you had me with psychedelic experience experience with exorcism. Yeah Oh you guys. If you guys haven't had a chance check out the trailer it is. I mean I don't know how I I've just logged onto the website a couple of times I rolls and like one hundred and twelve dollar bottle of vitamins. That are supposed to awful so so now. Now I'm not GonNa do it. I've actually made a couple of recipes for that. Say they're no longer friends friends. Just look them up. Because I had ingredients in my house and they came up on. Would you watch the show. Now why I can't watch POW show so at any media capacity unless her head is in a box or theft or if she's pepper potts pepperpot. Let's PAS iron managers. Yeah also she dies in one episode or one movie. I feel like I feel well. She comes back to life or whatever but I feel like it's like at the beginning of death becomes her where I wanNA rewind and watch her die over and over and actually a winner would be great in the remake of death becomes her in that hers. The Meryl Streep Actor who would play the opposite. Who Pay Goldie Hawn's part? ooh You know. Actually I'm GonNa Jennifer Lopez as you know what I would actually really like to see. Do a remake of actually. I have a second can you. In Wigan Maya Rudolph. I think that would be hilarious. Raced in wig and I imagine them during bring the shovel and javelin same. I can see right take money I would love to see Christopher I would do that. Really Funny Yeah. Yeah you're going to say she doesn't matter anymore the one. I don't why that hasn't been Eric. I know you feel strongly about Gwyneth. Paltrow so goop is not good. Last lab is not going to be on your. I can't I can't deny ender. She's a terrible terrible actress Oscar. I loved her mom. Her mom is a great. Yeah Black Danner. Love her to death. I don't know how she spawned that Horrible Child L.. Does bother me that much. It's just I whatever. I remember in the early nineties when she was like hitting her prime. And how how everything was referencing. Poucher like the Michaud popular about it. Yeah do you remember that. And she wears pink dress to the Oscars. And then the guys who wrote South South Park later on war to the Oscars and the other one where the Jennifer address. Yes just it just like hearing her talk. I'm just shy. She's like the basic definition of like a basic white girl lake. There's like she's a basic girl with a fuck put a lot of money still somehow figures out how to just be show basic. Hi Four hundred dollars. We don't really mind because she's just leaning getting into that. Maybe because in a way I'm not a baby girl I'm not but okay so the only thing that's ever given giving me hope about Gwyneth paltrow. Her Chelsea handler are really good friends and I feel like I really Fox with Chelsea handler. I've always felt that so I'd be like Chelsea handler. Talks with her. Did you see Chelsea handler. Latest being when she went about the racist yes I have kind of I was like. Oh He's it just seemed like a Dick it. She tried really hard and really miss. The mark are actually made herself. Look Racer really stupid. Well Yeah Yeah. I'm not as big of a fan of hers. I used to be well. It's kind of goes back and forth back in the day when Chelsea lately was in. Its prime but I've always said that she's a much better host host and writer than she is comedian. Yes I think she's a great host but like stand up. Comedian Girl No. Let's stand up comedians. Do you like Mary him or all of you guys like who some of your favorites. I Love Robin Williams. Because he kind of redefined like a John NRA genre stand end up like his standup is so bizarre. Like a I understand how his brain works. I love that Elisa. Schlesinger one of my favorites Natasha Lazaro. So her road when they did as easily as Z's everybody in Aziza's home country loves Z's in fact most major award a bar of soap and I. Yeah you know her and her husband have a podcast. Yes Joan rivers. Of course yes I love Joan rivers especially I think it was last. Stand up that she did before she died at where the closing joke was and remember van. nope white it one lucky and I was like you never think about that and then you go home and you're like fuck you. Man is one lucky news round like a drag queen. Oh and I'm obsessed with Michelle Wolf I should be hard shoe. Her voice after voice after awhile doesn't ever and chuck it doesn't ever get old because I get it because it's a character like the Mariam voice and I loved what about you at maxine. I have I have to. I've seen live I love Margaret chose especially the old style. So good old Margaret arrived. Why do member when when she did when she was right with the two fingers because they were in about her friend who stuck his fingers up the when she does her mom they call mom grandma GRANDPA? They're gonNA die Margaret shows an I think Kathy Griffin her latest stand up it's really good Robbie and I watched and she talks about everything that happened. I've been with the man in the White House that I very interesting. Yeah some of your favorite. I got to reset John Mullany. Any who is is John. Mullany just did a special lunch. Bill fucking Zine. I've heard a bunch of you gotTa Watch it watch it and then also tiffany haddish. I haven't really gotten into her yet. She's really fucked act lunch. There's no good Laris. What about you Tony Me? I am not my favorite her coke money album. It is one of my favorites online. Some bets one stand about whom she did was amazing. She's yeah and any time in her. Well this is what I liked about our all staff in the seventy S. She would actually sing then do. It's got to jokes jokes. Standard was really funny because it was like Corny. Mom Joe. There's this one that I'm trying to remember her name. She's America folks. who is she's genius year? Yeah Ah Yeah Maverick fuck. Because she's a lesbian she's Africa from Africa and you're on ESPN so uh-huh America fuck. Yeah she talks about like coming to. She's like when you're in the merit and she does all these stupid amazing. I gotTA analyst. I love social commentary from people who were not American. Oh so good. Yes so the podcast from Natasha Russian. Her husband is the endless honeymoon. Maury Maury Moisture Kucher moisture. Boy She cushy podcast is really like they're both stand up comedians and they just talk about life. Yeah Yeah not even like. I said they're not all the way up. Play House like Oh you did four years ago and they were both Kinda fell off the wagon with her when she got pregnant. Because you sound better. Yeah I kinda got out of the game but she off her old album mercy's like talking about how Songs used to be how they are. Now well wait a minute songs used to be like. What's your name Jack? Who's your Daddy I.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"Brad. I'll bad Natasha. Lazaro and Moshe casher out there collins good. How are you too bad. It's been waiting on this cool man. Thanks Joe Dirt Cool. I think I saw the problem with your love life. Wait so tell us what's going on with you. Yeah what's happening bread yeah so essentially had a very big crush on one of my friends Freshman Year of college. I try my knowledge. At least I feel like I made it very apparent that had the ceilings and I never got any form of acknowledgement knowledged former sign that like she had any feelings towards me so I moved out. How'd you tell her. Tell us about the utilizing her not I. I didn't tell just goes we will get friends and I didn't want to ruin that. I guess they'll you said you did tell her. How did you let how did you make it clear the I've never told her. It was just kind of I I made it a parent and like she knew how'd you make it apparent i. I was very flirtatious ratios. I was very three hour turnover. people would like sink. We were dating if they didn't know us. Did she have a boyfriend when you said that no she was single okay and you didn't make a move to try to kiss her something no because I didn't receive any like signals big nose back that she was like at all interested and want to see. I didn't WanNa push anything that I didn't think there got us you moved on Yup and then moved on was in a relationship for little under a year towards the end of my relationships she ended up going into her relationship shipped so now move back or move forward another year she's a year into her relationship but recently she has started doing doing very suspiciously forty weird things around me and stuff that other friends of ours have notice is and we've talked about see drunk doing this well there in. Milwaukee the yeah I mean we're generally pretty drunk but oh no not really junk. It's like a lot of times it will happen at the beginning of the night if anything on drinking but like not nothing too bad like at a house party one time we're so. I was sitting on a couch and I was at all at one end and one of our friends is all the way at the other. There's probably room for like two people between us and she sat right next to me and her boyfriend was at that party. Okay here's the thing I hate to break askew. I think you're kind of like looking. You're Kinda like look in a little too hard for these signals you know I think you're Kinda like like sprung on her and assuming that you're that you're sending signals. I'm not I'm not seeing it yet. Is there anything more direct that she's done. Nothing very direct but it's it's not at least seeing a lot of the weird stuff it's like other people like my friends that have seen it like your friends. Are you telling your friends that you're in love with her. And is there like yeah man. Maybe she likes you. I saw sitting next to you at that House party. No that's the thing I I'm not in love with her. I it's more so like what let like. Obviously I had feeling for her so I'm not gonNA say. I don't have feelings for her but I've moved on in the sense that I'm okay with us just being friends now. It's assist weird so she's been doing weird things that have been noticed him. It's kind of confusing because I mean honestly. She sounds like a bit of a slut sitting next to you at a party. It's like hello better than that breath because you you guys. Are you know a friend. Sit next sits next to a friend that's fair. I mean that was probably a really poor example now that think about it what else you got anything. Come to mind if things that you've noticed that was a little weird. I mean she sent me like so I like Halloween costumes. I soon among twenty something year. Old Girls are not the most are pretty risque. Sure whatever you WANNA say. Oh did you dress up a slutty girl who sits next to at a party. No she sent me pictures of her Halloween Costume Gotcha Gotcha but that's also unclear because it wasn't more for sexual than what you would post online like on Instagram yes and no got all right all right all right. So what's your question. What do you want. What do you want to know. I guess I don't want to know if I should say anything and see if she has feelings or if I should just ignore and you just let her do her and let her figure whatever she's got to figure out why I only ask you this. How close are you guys as friends. pretty close got it and she has a boyfriend currently yeah but yeah the birth friends just kinda weird relationship like we'll go out to the bars and he won't come with and then he'll just pick her up at the end of the night like drinking with his buddies even though she wanted him go out just weird stuff just like that. And how long have they been together little over a year. I think all right well. I feel like I have a suspicion here in you. Tell me if I'm wrong here. Bread read my suspicion is that you do have feelings for her. You're how old are your your young man. You're you're twenty one so maybe not super comfortable with like being like seeing his of of always kind of had a candle for her but it's pretty obvious from where. I'm sitting in California and you're in Milwaukee. You can't beat me up and I assume you could be me up. 'cause you're in Wisconsin Constan. You probably have thick shoulders and you've been drinking milk and Swiss cheese and your life and beer. You've probably I'm probably you're probably a thick man. I'm just GonNa assume that you are even though you're saying no. I'M GONNA go ahead and decide that you are but I think you are straight up like sprung on this girl. I think that's pretty obvious to me and Natasha yes yeah. You're holding the candle for her and you're seeing things that aren't there and maybe you're seeing things that are there. You're assuming things you did were obvious signals and they probably weren't and my advice nice to you is to either ignore it until she's single or just teller hey and this is this is the hard part to just tell her hey you know the truth. Is I kind of have feelings for you and always going to have and so I don't know if I'm making this up or not but it feels like you're being more flirtatious with me lately and that's hard for me because I really do have feelings for or you so if you're ever single and you want to you know make make make Brad happy but we can do that and until then you know. Let's let's not flirt with each other. What do you think tosh well. I think that would probably agree. That would be extremely difficult for him to say to her. It'll be hard because he could like muscles friendship with her but I do think that something like that would would make sense if she does keep persistently going after him but also from what I hear from Brad Is. He says that he doesn't really like her that much I I don. Is that true bread well. I do like our. I think she's a great girl. I've Kinda now over eventually moved. I've moved on from the Zairean Bryant dating her though it's not like it's a complicated thing that could just 'cause like. I don't think dating her but I still obviously like her. I think which is a good person and I think she has good characteristics so it's it's just a weird thing that me and other friends of ours notice. She's been more flirtatious with me even if her boyfriend's around like it's just it's doing weird things that I i. There's some things that I don't even notice that. A friend will come after the fact and say hey. This is super weird or something like that. I hear here's something you could do next time. You're alone not alone but when the boyfriend's not around and I mean I don't on account so you to try to break this girl up with her boyfriend because I think that's unethical but I do think you don't WanNa do that either. I think you could straight up say or how about this. Ruin your friendship are you flirting with me. You could say that directly and then at least that would like drunk anyway you can just say are you flirting with me and if she says yes you should be like you got a boyfriend. A friend talked me when you don't and you can make it like a playful fund thing and the thing brought is twenty. One is so young you're you're. You're very young you guys relationship. Relationship could have like twenty more years to it. You know like I didn't get married till I was forty one. I'm just saying like you know you guys are old friends Dan's. There's going to be might move to another city. You never know what's going to happen. Here's what I would do Brad. If I was you I would go down to wherever the host role is in Milwaukee Walk but I go to her facebook and print out a picture of her face. cut it out with little holes in it. Find a sex worker. Ask Her if she'll come back to the hotel for an hour with you and then put the superimposed of facebook page of of your friends face on the prostitute and just say Oh Karen Okay I'll care and I want to eat cheese with with youth and then right right as you're about to Jackie late. You just think about her sitting next to you. In just like you will come so hard dude. I swear because I came just hearing about thank God. Grad seems to like that likes it. Brad Good luck out there. Dude good luck and don't be afraid of being direct with her yeah all right buddy. Thanks for calling on our podcast by finally met someone who shares my intellectual. I thought that was the funniest thing he'd ever heard was to that. You cut out her facebook page and then put it on a sex worker. I don't know if you've got a secret for the honeymoon podcast. Call our hotline and if you have if you'd like some advice on your dating life call the hotline leave us your phone number will call you back live on the air and there's been a good episode Taj. Thank you guys for listening started out tents. We worked through some shit. We took some calls. We had a lot of fun dropped. Some wisdom we dropped some bombs we had one really heavy secret and if you are listening out there really honestly my thoughts what's are with you and we gave Brad what I think will be the greatest orgasm of his life and speaking of the greatest orgasm of my life. I'm about to go cover myself in molasses and feathers brothers and have a private with mistress Ginette Zulia Juliet Mrs Juliet tell me to pick they can name mistress Julia Mistress Julia. Yes love you.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Gang wants to tell me this is weird and it happens a lot people. Tell me like i've had this in like the same day. People like ben affleck and the people like you look at ben stiller so so it's just like. I don't know it's a very different benz k. Who's your woman look like because this is about who is woman yeah. Obviously it's an easier to say ellen show so i'm not going to say that but because we have like a. I guess that's not an easy answer inaccurate. I don't know who who i look like like woman wise but if i could be any woman could be any woman in history margaret thatcher gotcha no if i could be any woman i'd be no. I'd be queen elizabeth. I know queen elizabeth. I who i'd be. She was the number two most search. When i googled googled women a minute ago on wikipedia readers definitely didn't do that. Servicemen common person when you google women and frank second elizabeth i that's why i want to be elizabeth. I love her shot with. I know she's marie-antoinette. She is the current queer wayne. The first is the <hes> she's from like the <hes> queen elizabeth i and then <hes> the second no like what he mary <hes> queen elizabeth i is. She was like she was unmarried. Elizabeth and time the elizabethan times versus the one who was like mary queen of scots who make ascot's yeah she was like sixteen hundred robby in the movie carried never got married because she was married to england. England was her husband and she she did it was peacetime. Queen during well kind of the crusades we're sort of like the catholics were the big enemy which she kept the peace. Though like women can keep the peace but yes it is margot robbie to <hes> sear ronin. Yes okay another great episode of sandwiches. Stephanos women focused think we really hit all the marks we replay khloe. No i mean like we should have more markaz. What like made it more. Lady focused marsha martha. Oh no. I think we did great. I'm just getting. I think tweeted great to women or women. I love women. I'm i'm sex addicts. Well okay so comments. Only women leave comments on our <hes> rate and review us. Actually anybody can do it but if you're a woman just like let us snow factors <hes> and now we're gonna play some natasha lazaro famously another woman yes. He does comedy with gloves on and i love it. She's great. Oh my god yeah baby moshe asher and they're really funny about it too on their instagram's. The baby is used. Well comically yeah good use of a baby. That's good. I have to say they're very good use of a baby. I'm drinking a lot of coughing headache. Well then assigned to go. <hes> yeah real quick. Quick a woman a woman figure that found. I don't know what her name is but she figured out that ginger helped with headaches. That's a woman limited that so thanks women i'm from illinois. Hey thank you thank you ma'am. Where are you from. Hey you talk like that here. I'm from rockford like the city equivalent of this conversation. Cheap trick is from rockford. Let's not yell out anything else though we are recording good good boy that i told you to wait in the car. Yeah i hate going home to illinois to visit my family. I always ask them like hey. Are you guys planning on talking. Those accents the little time i'm home and my mom's like you used to like this to tash yes but you see i reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who i think i dan. I used to take the bus when i first moved to las. I live in los angeles now do do you guys have public transportation in here but you guys don't take right. I didn't think so in los angeles. It is only the insane people on the bus and i saw your light rail..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Who Charted
"Superman Superhero movies is not on the chart. Are you there always on time. It's been one and I mean they're in a role to the last three of been really good right. Spiderman was never my guy. I always thought he was a little too down the middle even though he was a spider he was just like regular kid like I liked like daredevil like he was messed up tonight. The thing I yeah I'm trying to think if I like any of them is probably not but use the closest. There is to like a Superhero Natasha Lazaro. Maybe who would it be one of the X. Men probably she could be a good. You could be a good like black black widow right. Why don't they do like a wonder twins? Movie Wonder Twins Yeah activate. An ice lead shape of an ice cube sounds like that will be Kinda cool very cool. I would do wonder twins within a second. They had little Muslim right and I was you know I've I have a twin sister so I always she could never pull off any of that stuff form of she wasn't into it <hes> but I did see her this weekend. On my mom's eightieth birthday party shout out to my mom. <hes> congratulations to everyone in the Fam- was great event Happy Birthday Yup right didn't festive. My family doesn't throw birthday parties for themselves. My mom was crazy festive. She was into to it but <hes> it was right there. In freehold birthplace a bruce springsteen so it was a big Jersey event. I was going to ask you went to few re collected some springsteen rocks I did not I went to the born to run house with my nephew. We <hes> we listened this newborn to run in front of the house where it was the most important person in the history of New Jersey who are bored. No Chris Christie was probably their Edison was big there politics now. I think you're right. snooky Bruce wins about Bon Jovi Bon Jovi is not as cool and guess what his son is not as cool. I heard this is inside gossip. You've heard his son is not cool. Thank you I when I go to Jersey. I mean I'm getting inside. I'm going Deep Jersey so here's the deal. Springsteen has a son named Sam. He became a firefighter. Everybody meet some loves them. I'M HE SAM springsteen. He's the greatest Oh my God what else this his life sound so great great our you this plugged into Jersey. Here's the deal this is where the real plugging comes Jesse Bon Jovi. WHO's Bon Jovi's so these kid? He's a big people go. Nobody likes him. He said Dick and staying springsteen raised his kids right there. You go and springsteen's daughter is equestrian and she may be about to be in the Olympics in writing for the U._S._A.. Well I told you I think I told you on this podcast that I talked to his tour manager because he was helping me with college I was doing and he said that he tours springsteen still tours to pay for his daughters. Horses wow because does he has to chip them everywhere because if you have like a match in Spain you have to bring your horse shipping horses. Is that expensive so you can't even get into that like sport unless you're like multi multimillionaire tennis even with Wimbledon was this we'd like you. It costs a lot of money to get involved in that you can get a racket and carry on bag yeah. That's your guys couldn't imagine how hard art is after you travel like imagine a horse at also has to be at the top of its game when lag I mean that sounds a rough real rough that World War One movie you know they didn't have a lot of GPS and stuff yet so the equipment was all brought up to the front line by horses every get killed just as much as humans feel bad for horses absolutely put two were too much. What do you <hes> we gotta get to sing cooking where we just did number one in the movies and now we're GONNA go into the hot picks? Go Boom Bam all right. We'll be right back with the hot picks..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"It going. I'm your co host Moshe Casher and I'm the star Natasha Lazaro motion. I we WANNA do podcast where we help people with their relationships because we have a Netflix special where stop there because we have a netflix special. No I'm just saying thing we did it on our Netflix special and it so fun and we're in a relationship Tasha been married for about three years. We've been together for about seven. I got that itch. It's been seven years. We've been together seven years. No no we haven't you. We have no we haven't I mean I've been with you seven years really when do you think we got together. I don't know anyway in seven years and we have a child and we're living in marital bliss and touring stand up comedians and having the time of our lives lives and we went on this long tour of the honeymoon stand up tour which led to a Netflix special which led to this podcast you're listening to right now yeah and the reason why we call it the endless honeymoon though is because we learned about this very rich couple who went on their honeymoon and came back ten years later with four children and you wanted to recreate in our lives okay so before we get started taking calls what I thought it'd be fun is to have a fight of the week and maybe people could weigh in who's right and his wrong okay great any thing you want to say about me. We were fighting. We weren't really fighting about it but we have. We couldn't figure out what to call the baby's shit. We know saying to call it shit well. No I don't care what we call it. I don't WanNA call it poop. I think like something bad happens to humanity when adults started being like okay with Saint Poop like your brother was Chelsea. Peretti has a joke about that honey. Oh really like the the <hes> your brother came over the other day and you. It's supposed to be doing some work for as around the house he disappeared forty five minutes and we're like Bryan Bryan Bryan. Where'd you go and then finally like he appeared like forty five minutes later? We're like dude. Where were you and he's like? What do you mean to you? Just you will where were you got all mad because I had to pool okay. I had to Poop poop okay. He was like angry he was like activated and I thought that was so funny for an angry adult male bill. It's hard to poop okay. So something bad happens I know and when I was little we said B.. M. Which I think is fucking growth right by bowel movement. We won't say Bell Movement anymore. What I say is what do you think happened even though did the movement and yet maybe it was kind of eighties or something? It was like eighties. It was like new wave music like people definitely didn't say Pu in the eighties right that started to rear its head and like to thousands and everyone thought it was so funny to put it in a script to be like I have to who which is like so fucking disgusting a no and then there was like cupcakes and Pu came up around the same time but what I like to say when the baby because the bathroom is I in a kind of an an undefined accent say oh you have to people like that so you are. You're not in the POO poo poo with an accent but do you ever do a racist accent. I always say we'll do so. It's French yeah. It's on the vaguely French yeah. Let's do different accents of saying pooh-pooh boot. What do you think oh you mean right now? Okay Cohen Irish. Did you have to poo poo tiny. You do Chinese. I'M GONNA pass under do another white all white all white accent. I Australian rather than you do it to pay what that's Australia paper. That's all straight Haifa Pei Pu. That's not that's like the east end or something like like my fair lady. We how do Australians talk. They go like your art. My is that no that's British. Australians like to go drink flavored milk uh-huh and pay there.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"But that's really the three basic things man, I realize that night I didn't laugh, you know, of course, I left her in the day. But in that mania from Alberta here, the Playa del Rey, he was like sobbing, and I'm like you father drive, crazy. Everybody killed. Staples. I don't say, I would never say, like, you know, nigga or somebody run by, like. I won't allow it to love. They you spelled that one out, but not the other fucking of servers. What I'll say. I don't say I'm out so bitch. All All right right. on up. So my point as I put the bottom owed I realized me going on and on and just fucking relentlessly hitting a bag over it over. That's how we laugh at is. We don't laugh people. Don't realize we don't laugh like they do ever. Sometimes view when you get with people that you love we, but we are today. But like yet, there is something filling in when you make someone laugh, they can't breathe. That's like I'll walk away and be like, all right. I'm full that was just experiences like Saturday down. I'm now openly cursing around my eleven year old my listeners doing doing like it's teaches a fucking asshole. I'm like, yeah. He is a fucking Astle going on. I really think you should swear in front of your kids. So they go contextual structure to it. And instead of their friends being like euro fuck. Yeah. Actually the place. Also. The understand that like, okay? I know bangs his words pan many. I mean, that was literally spotlight to, I can't wait for it to come out. I don't know where those days went spotlight to let you know glory holes. I mean, gangs and church churches, he was alive when he left Fort Worth, Texas and Brooklyn, you can see where you wanna live from here. New York City, if you can touch it, it's been Pete on, if you can see it in Petah now are as one sign like coming in from queens, Brooklyn side, decide the holiday time, you can see it the New Jersey side. That's my favorite, one of my favorite, Jim gaffe again, jokes ever, is, he's logging on some guy pulls up to him in New York. It's like a buddy Holland tunnel like Holly at the setup. Jim is just walking on the street in New York drives up. There was no no. Those. Colin. Like he's part excuse me, like Holland tunnel. Let's go, make it quick, buddy gyms like okay wanted shoe, take a write up in your asshole. And just but then did he go what he say? Talk about a guy who is so goddamn funny and then funny in another dimension alternative personality. It's Jeremy Hotz doing a character lake Natasha, Lazaro. They do a character on stage like it's still him. It's like this, it's I think he's the first person ever do it. Like if you we've been like we'll handle killer used to do and comment on the bit. He was the first that I that we recognize to do the as himself. Right. So but gaffe again to two common Tate's zone that white lady bennigan's like I don't get it. These are literally is doing, like, you know, critics. Critic, why did he say Stevie Wasserman? It's. Going from vanish. Did. You know, it's is, again, obviously, nickname eighty wise Stevie. Live TV I went Stevie wiser Mun and Twitter. You would've thought I farted in a baby's mouth, which by the way that far one of the greatest things Stevie wasn't whenever As farting? far as scoring skating. Coming up on the show later chase. We'll be punch punching Barbara shit, by the way. Can we say that Barbara chev-, one of my favorite blues right now should he should open his own line of this is over? Barbershop. Green juice that you put a comb. He's, he's he are the combs in the Barbara Chevy. No, they're not. All right. Let him finish. So boxer connect for whatever. Each checker Arbor ship. I don't know how to convey to you how far I'm trying to run from sports talk. Let's let's our time here is limited. Okay. So so with you guys. 'cause I'm gonna do from the cheap seats and we'll just go all fine. That's fine. So we'll tell Joe awards, I'm getting killed on social media. What's.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang
"And you're gonna see you're not gonna see anything unless you're looking at something very, very interesting. And I pray that you are. But you're going to hear some of your recent favorites, you're going to hear some of your old favorites. And you're going to hear some of those favorites from right in the middle. I believe so that's what we're gonna do on this show today. We're going to have a lot of fun and ten hours put on a pot of coffee and talk to your your family, and your wives and children. Let them know you'll be gone for a little while ten hours is longer than a lot of people's workdays. So I know a lot of people listen to this at work. You will not even be able. To listen to this episode at work in its entirety all the way through hopefully, you can you can. Listen to part of it dip out for a while. You know, save it over the next ten days. Listen to an hour for ten days, or you know, if if you want to listen to it all in one sitting if there are people out there who listened to it continuously all in one sitting let me know and a special salutes coming out to you, and to to people have are all stars and stripes across this wonderful country in which we're recording and the countries that are wonderful outside of this country where podcasts are received. So let us Terry. No further. I am Scott aquaman again. And this is the podcast that started as a radio show, and now has become a podcast for ten years. Was it TV show for a little bit for about five years in the middle? Those were fun years and now has returned to being solely a podcast. Let us pause no longer and let us get to whoever. Our first guest is. So if there's someone out there. Feel free to come on in here. And. Hey, hey, oh my heavens. What what's going on here? Oh. The Haning men's Zukas himself Jason men's Uca's here. Lewke Lookie here. Who's got a cookie? Yeah. I brought I brought a bunch of eggs free cookies. Jason's number. Oh, come on free egg free. Yup. Yes. Because I when I produce sperm it's full of eggs. Welcome to the show. One of our oldest guests. Thrilled to be here. As you are older than me by barely mumps. I think. Yeah. We I mean, are we could be related. We are. So well, I well, you know, I was born in seventy but I believe I was conceived in sixty nine so Hello. What do you mean? How could you be conceived in sixty nine I don't know. You know stuff gets squirted out. It gets all, but it doesn't get spread in the right place. Like, you if your father and mother were sixty nine picture it. Oh, shit picture, your father and your mother just going to town sixty nine style. I'm gonna take my father and your mother. Okay. And this is what I'm talking about. We couldn't relate it, and she just wouldn't work because the sperm would not fertilize the egg in your mother's mouth. Well, maybe if the dad was look I don't want to get into don't you don't wanna go down the rabbit hole. And how this words not that kind of a show. He's very early show show. I I'm not that kind of performer friend Halley. Highly. So much she ten year anniversary anniversary at what you've done that much. I know I've sat here in a chair for a long time. I you were on the first year, I know because you're at the radio station. So yeah. So you've been around since my first appearance was myself Natasha Lazaro and Bob Duca doing a ship of hope a shift who hall to called hope above do Kadena ship called hope at the radio station. That was my only radio Bob is these days beady because the big dog. Available now in the gift shop guys snag that swag because it's fucking good..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Hound Tall with Moshe Kasher
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"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Who Charted
"Ali crew scarcer with kate you know goldie hawn's daughter oh no she the guy from black frozen she's choose with music to that don't really understand what muses yeah this type of rock it's like think i hate it basque pick super of their early albums was a lot more like hard rock and then when they started selling out stadiums all over the world it became stadium rock like this yeah rennick renegade yeah he is a really great voice i think they've kind of metal their early stuff was definitely like harder like assassin and stuff and sort of his voice is almost like if tom york was like a bro it's a little dorky though historic they've become dorky i can listen to this what about you i've always heard the name i never got into it but they've been big for a while muse their english right yeah the sort of like trying to be queen or something right huge bigger than well i wouldn't come onstage to that good that's a good indication of whether or not you like a song yeah that's no you know but the ladies german natasha's lazaro blaring pigs on listen to black holes and revelations and the resistance probably not gonna do that that's okay shit that out to like you what's up next coming in that number four number it's ghost with rats welcome to the san jose you've seen her couple central you know from that place gentleman that he leg on the main stage show was amount do you like this bread i know your big goes fan i love ghosts i don't love this album yeah i'm not happy with it stuff like you said note them all about satan like all their albums are about satan very pro satan but but tongueincheek man is like the antipope and they changed the.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Who Charted
"I two china for episode three eighty five who charted the show where comedians discussed the top five songs movies of the week it's the end of april she's your natty lags natasha lazaro at i've your h michael gray outward pray for hey how are you sorry we didn't get it together to go to a movie this week that's okay you know it's a hectic time coachella going on we survived it we survived that this week and and now now honeymoon time what do you mean honeymoon time well of course the honeymoon special netflix honeyman special yes soaring you and a very special guest a very special guest which will get into when you tell me i'm allowed to oh should i start he's a comedian beautiful husband plus the honeymoon standup special on netflix right now unfortunately he also likes raves give it up for moshe casher he's doing that finger dance right now the roeber do always loved my finger dance unfortunately would have been in the studio to see that moshe were done with coachella i heard you didn't go out to that i did not make it for queen bay though no i was upset not to be able to see what is a cultural milestone would you rather be at her first week or would you go second week i'm gonna go first week that's when everybody was talking about she was yellow for the first week i heard the people just i think people just like say that she's doing so amazing she just had twins right so they're giving her that benefit of the.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Hound Tall with Moshe Kasher
"You guys like smoking weed heck i do even though it's been twenty years since i've done so i missed that sticky achey dank and now it's become legal in california where a few months past legalization and it's time for us to get a lay of the green asland we're talking marijuana this month on how tall with guest comedian slash expert in guy ob lem who's a dude that i've been doing comedy with for a very long time and those more about weed than anybody i know caitlin gill forget who else what believe it or not i forgot who the guests were on my own marijuana podcast had a sony moment but here's who they are and guy ob elim i told you about him caitlyn gill truly very funny a powerhouse emily heller you know from comedy central and she's writing on the show barry and john daly a funny man you might know from the show i'm dying up here but he'll be smoking in here because it's about marijuana if you get now if you like having a good time he probably like smoking pot and you also probably like stand up comedy and you also probably like me well my brand new netflix special is streaming now alongside my wife natasha lazaro we have a three part net flicks stand up special it's called the honeymoon standup special she does stand up i do stand up and then we pull couples out of the crowd to roast them just the way you want to roast that tasty blunt in front of you right now so sit back relax learn all there is to learn about marijuana from the past two prohibition to the present and legalization one love.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
"A little bit like that there doesn't seem to be a lot of commentary on the state of all serve servitude it will just be like we get pretty things and they donors it's so ripe for parity you know like it's not normal to just beat fighting with your husband at the end of the night and then put your arms out into to servants like put your robot on you you know but that's what that's just normal for them and also the idea of living with so many people around you an interrupting all the time in which it seems like it would be so annoying ju ever have an introspective thought like i don't think so you don't be the lone like i don't i don't know it's very very odd what were the things that you learned about life in this time but were the most surprising to you an office reading and travelling that you've done i'm for me it was a a woman they i didn't i knew women had it bad but i didn't know that you couldn't own property i it i didn't know that divorce say is had the most rights like even though they were sort of socially shun you had to be a widower divorcee to own property or to have a bank account and if you married someone your rights in ownership were gone so it's was sort of an advantage even though you were a social price you had no agency unless you were alone i thought that was can which was initially me that into a story line here in the third season one of the characters is uh a an accidentally rich divorce say who is sort of realizing the the social position that that puts her in and it's the first time they have any power yeah we'll have even more of my interview with natasha lazaro and ricky lindt home when we come back from a break plus freak beat legend the egyptian lover don't go anywhere it's bullseye for maximum fund out org and npr support for bulls eye and the following message comes from ziprecruiter the new year has begun and if you are setting new goals for your business any the right people on your team ziprecruiter has transformed how you find them ziprecruiter post your job to over one hundred job sites just one click then they.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
"Coming up ricky ended joshua talk about creating an starring on another period which you about some of the most wealthy and unlikable people in the late nineteen th century and early 20th century new england two rolls that they loved playing by the way we're both 100 percent ignorant it it will wait we always have this guy we always try to figure out who is the worst person on the show i think it might be my husband yeah because at least i like my dog then get ready for one of the founding fathers of la hiphop the egyptian lover dj producer dancer plus you know the man's got bars by means grigg with the company brought the rump to no one as the egyptian love rump six feet one and so far with a hairy chests that a blow give my finally i'll tell you about a tv show that will make you fall in love with a couple of weird british guys who walk around with metal detectors that's all coming up on bullseyes let's go it's walls i i'm jesse for another period is a show on comedy central with really simple premise it's a reality show set in the gilded age like keeping up with the car dashing ends meets downton abbey and other period kicks off its third season this week it was created by an stars my guests natasha lazaro and ricky lend home they play lilian and beatrice bella court to rich sisters living in new england in the late 1800s they're doing a lot of aristocrats did back then which is basically nothing their self involved their blissfully unaware of politics and they're desperate to climb the social ladder basically they want to be famous mike reality tv the melodrama is taken to absurd level of the characters are mostly unlikable bordering on evil they go off into a studio to recap the last fight they had only there.