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"natasha lazaro" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"In again and that started the process of over a decade of me. Dry feeding now that right. You're so right as long as you're able to like that. what am i doing. Seems very important. What am i doing when you're young because that's when you're experimenting and learning figuring should out i've had some what am i doing moments. Sure so let us here at the endless honeymoon. Be the first to tell you. Even though we're the last people you'll tell that's that's a no big deal. It's weird but it's no big deal okay. Let's do one more. Let's do it tasha. I'm moshe secret. Tom when i was in high school. My brother's friend who like this our first pornography after he boot like the pornography he taught me how to bootleg so then i ended up bootlegging pornography after he graduated. I would put videos together for twenty dollars a piece and i had up to three videos. That my brother's friend who was obviously teen gotten for us and basically after that We acquired a sake ide- And i went to a sex shot to get more pornography. But when i went to the sexual up at the time awesome powers the big movie so i saw penis pump on the wall so i bought a peanuts tom. I came out to my friend's truck who drove me there. And he was so jealous of the penis pump that i had to go back into the sex shop and get another peanuts bob and then when we came home our friends found out that we had gotten penis pump. So then my new bootlegging job have become going to the sexual and buying penis pumps and sewing for double their price and the last sale of the dump that i ever made was at a youth group function that we went to go see a major league baseball game and when we got home i had sold the youth pastors some penis. And that's when i got out of the game. The game just had the exact right demographic for pena's pumps right around empowers it. Just come out totally you know. Kids are just starting to like feel their erections. Probably they want him to be bigger. They're small do they like teens. I don't know but it seems like it twenties. He's got that pastor pump sold and then he was out what's a penis pump four. I guess it makes people think that. I bet it's one of those things where you may think you're your penis is growing but probably really isn't but you're no. I think it was a little bigger. I never used one. But if i ever did you know what i would say when i looked at it. Yeah baby and then. I'd look at you and i would say do i make you horny. You know what. I'm saying that's what i would do. Wow i love that impression. It's really hip and funny one of the greatest stories about natasha that i ever amid this might have been why i stopped already talked about this. Ouch no baby. I am not creatively. Honi if you'd like to leave a secret on our secrets outline go ahead and give us a ring a ding ding. Nice to get it out exactly hear more like nobody knows it and then we can also help you assess yes it's cool. It's not cool. It's not cool. You need to be locked up in guantanamo so give us a call if you have deep duck secret that you've never told anybody will play it live on the air and by the way if you're too scared to to say it because you were afraid somebody will recognize your voice. Just give it a little austin powers accent. All got a secret baby. When i was young. I used to ritually abused send. I'd them in the steel. Okay give us a call at two one. Three two eight six eight or send us an email and you can be a guest. At unless honeymoon pod at g mail also on instagram and youtube subscribe indeed apple dot co slash. Endless honeymoon is where you can find every episode of this podcast and in my heart is where you can find natasha lazaro. Because you know why why. Because i love you i love you too hesitation that i'm gonna go get cova just for that burning man here i.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
"From california but natasha. You're not now i'm in atlanta as been difficult living without this sweet. Sweet thing me Yeah it's really boring boring for me too. I wish you were here. But because you're not we're not gonna let that stop us from. According podcast episode is not writing. Tasha is right. It's much as marcus. Aurelius said podcast is life. He said. Make love to your enemies. Vanquish your partners and podcast until the empire falls. Remember that geiger remember that. I love marcus aurelius. Every time i call you to talk to our kid. You seem like you're in way over your head. Sounds like of projecting. We're having a great time. In fact i wasn't gonna bring this up but the other day our child turned to me and she said daddy Said i don't need momma anymore. I was like what like. What are you talking about. And i just figured it was like folly of youth. You know saying innocent stuff on. You don't mean that. And she looked grab both sides of my face pulled me deep into her eyes and said i do mean i no longer need my mother natasha lazaro to member of my family or part of my life. It's better this way. Isn't that crazy. not honey. i know. I didn't find it funny either. I'm that's a didn't find it funny at all. I actually didn't give her supper for three nights. So i got your back. Just know that all right. Well it's nice to see you and thought you had something you wanted to talk about. Do i have thought the other day. You got to confirm with me whether this is true or not. Although telling me that it's true is gonna probably reveal when your biggest mom wife secrets or you might be about to lot the other day because there's a nanny that's helping out not with since you're outta town and i'm having i have to work and stuff during the day so nancy comes and she watches the kid she and i can go to my office and right kinda create sort of what i would call. I dunno genius level comedy stuff and also in a weird way genius level pros and she was talking to her about something and then i was kinda like checking in on me about some behavior or some you know with with our kid and i had this thought. I thought wait a minute. I bet. Natasha told this woman to keep an eye on me and to tell her if i do anything wrong and i was like. I'm living with the enemy. I'm living with a with a spire. You didn't tell the nanny when you left like i'm going to be gone for a on. My husband's a bit of a fucking idiot. So if he does anything dumb. No but i did hire a nanny who would tell you if she thought you were doing something dumb so what what was it. I don't know no. I did not tell the nanny to spy on you. God what do you think i am. I'm like busy kinda like micromanager. Every move i trust you a hundred percent. I think you are yes but okay. I'll believe you this time but you will admit that it was a missed opportunity for you to not tell the nanny to just give a daily report right. Not give me a daily report. I'm saying you should have asked her to do that. I did not tell the nanny spy amu- all right. I'll take your word for it even if you're lying toss speaking of what you clearly have going on with our nanny which is a secret relationship. What do you think should we listen to a secret or too high. So this is a secret French really fucking lazy and we were opposite. Schedules so we have a security camera in our house. It's in the living room but it points outside front porch so sometimes when i'm at work I checked to see like if you just watching tv. Or if he's actually doing something. Because there's times. I do all the work and the one time i checked in on the camera while at work and He was joking off. So i was like this motherfucker. He should be doing the fucking dishes and he didn't the yesterday like it's like i really mad nestling I never said anything about it. Because i was like. Oh i just come across as a cre- I don't know whatever so then. I don't know what compelled me to check it again. Like the next couple of days later but i checked the cameras again and he was drinking off again. At this time. I was like left net and more intrigued and like potentially turned on And i was just thinking that. I do where i'm kind of like peeping creepers time and i sometimes check our security camera because i can't see him but i can hear like the pornchai that he's listening to and it's pretty shitty stuff like the one was death like most certainly stepmom forum where like the mom was like. Oh you're so much. Bigger than your dad is Not super into that each their own And i was just like this weird thing. I do when i m after today I guess i creep on my boyfriend boss. He masturbated instead of doing chores around the house. So now is the implication that he should fuck her every day. I don't know i guess. The implication was that she was jealous that he hadn't brought that busted dick to her before he decided to take matters into his own hand. I mean the image. That i'm getting in my mind actually. It's like a one of those infinity pictures you know when you're in the nightclub and go to the bathroom and they have one of the mirrors neurons into the mirror and you can look down the hallway of mirrors and yourself for ten thousand images. Deep is like. I see this image on their ring camera and probably the daddy of ring is looking at him. Her jerking off to him. Jerking off to her. Jerking off to him ad infinitum. It's like russian nesting doll of partners. Not fucking each other but jerk off to each other yeah she. She sounded like she was kind of been dictated in horny. Oh yeah..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on KPRC 950 AM
"Distancing kept us apart. Even those who are close to our heart. Six. FT was the rule at work or it's school. And no one could tell when we've fart. I was just gonna say that's not a good limericks within the fart joke if he had made a good Oh, please. I like a little fart here. I know you do. No matter how old you get farts will always be funny. Funny, man. You just can't fight that farts are funny. Get over it. Women are funny. Get over it, you sexist Well, it could be funny to stop pretending they can't Nemea funny, Funny woman. Um, the check from skits Creek. What's your name? It's right on the tip of Hera. Catherine O'Hara. Okay? Yeah, she not funny. Not a stand up funny, but yeah, she's funny. Who's the roast Queen? What's her name? She's pretty funny. Um, It's not Nikki Glaser. What's the other one? It's right on the tip of my tongue. She's a big girl. She's a larger woman. Well, she probably would be if she liked roast. Uh, I like Rose. Who don't like long to get to the little taters and stuff with it. Least some lampanelli. Thank you, Jacob. Lisa Lampanelli. She's pretty funny, isn't she? No, I like it a little bit of Ah, perhaps a harsher critic of that than you, Lisa Lampanelli now has blue hair. So there is that. What's hilarious? I know exactly Know the blue hair people, you know, it used to be. If you had blue hair, you were punk rock and anti establishment. Now, if you have blue hair, you're the opposite of that. You're like very pro establishment. Everybody get in line and follow the rules. We just invented five seconds ago. Or will cancel you, Kathleen Madigan. I find I find her to be funny. Okay? Yeah, absolutely. Um, Natasha, let Gero is funny sometimes, but she's hot. Not familiar. No, you don't know shit. How about Whitney Cummings? Is she funny? Occasionally, but not always. Natasha Lazaro's security. Check her out that Whitney was pretty hot, too. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't care for her if she opened her mouth. Yeah, Whitney is hard. Here's Natasha. Or how about those two girls from what's it called Garfunkel and Oates? Do you know who they are? No. You never heard of Garfunkel. Adults they sing and therefore not that Hall a note, so it's half of Simon and Garfunkel and half of Hall of votes. No, They're two girls who sing. They chose the names of the You get that, right? Oh, yeah. I get those coming up at the top of the hour here. We're gonna do birthdays right off the top of your head. You know any famous people that have a birthday today today? Yes, I know. A number of famous people have birthdays today. Well, here's Garfunkel and out singing Happy birthday to all of them..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on X96
"Bill Frost, Mr. Frost, as I like to call him I don't know. I just say Hi, Bill. Bill is Hi. How you doing? Okay. Good. Bill is a writer of fine writer. He writes a monthly column for slug magazine called Content Shifter. Hey, is also a podcast host. He has TV tan. That's the podcast and he's a musician. The band Magda Vega, Where can people find all of your various enterprises Bill? You can find all of that it Bill frost dot tv. Okay, so I took your advice. And like, I guess you kind of advised that the wilds is a pretty good show. Yes, yes. It's I've my wife and I started watching it and it's kind of hokey and old certain respects, but But all in all pretty damn good. Pretty damn good. The wilds on Prime video. Yeah. Yeah, I just finished up watching also on Prime video. I'm your woman starring Rachel Brosnahan, which also premiered last week. Okay? The movie set in the seventies kind of a kind of a crime thriller really good. Recommend that as well, That's on Prime Yes, okay. And she's very un Mrs. Mazel like in that, OK, you might not even recognize her. Actually, I probably won't. Let's see. What do we got this week? This week and next week. Got a few new things that tonight. I actually probably right around now, the season finale of the show we didn't talk about, but I will now because you can bend it all industry and HBO, HBO, Max. Just imagine. Just imagine billions, it said in the world of finance, but it's in London. And it's ah younger, less white and as a whole lot more of the sex thing going on. Mm. Well, let me make a note of that yesterday of industry industry. Yes. And, of course, coming up on Friday is this'll little independence like that's taking the underground by storm? A wonder woman, 1984 on HBO, Max. Mm hmm. It's Ah, I've heard of it. I don't know much about it, but I hear it's here might be good. You know, like it takes place in 1984. Yeah. So that means I will love it. That means Fanny packs. Gina Fanny packs. I will love it. Shoulder parents. I don't I don't like it because, you know Chris Pine is in the Wonder woman whose and you wouldn't know it. Tell you what he's he's all over it. That wonder woman overshadows him. Everybody talks about Wonder Woman. Let me let me just say this Bill Chris Pine wearing a fanny pack. Yeah. So reason enough to tune in right there. I guess I haven't. I didn't never see the first one. So I don't really know what's so good. No, it's so good. I love that. You not when I got around to for somebody When she comes up out of the French that trench scene. That is what some at some of the best superhero ng on film that you'll see trench scene. Absolutely. All right. What's coming up on coming up on Saturday, the 26th season nine premiere of Letterkenny. Uh, Lulu. It's from Canadia. This is a show that I have friends who absolutely love it. And I have friends who absolutely hated you've been around for a long, long ways been venerated. Yeah. Season nine of their short seasons but still been around for a while. I remember watching this on Canadian bootlegs that sound dirty. I am about TV shows before it premiered on Hu Lu in America. And Yeah, it's uh, it's not for everyone, but I was just gonna say you it. It's hilarious if it's for you exactly. Going going into next week. On Wednesday, the 30th since we won't be here next week, especial on prime video called Dearly departed. It's a year interview type show, but it's a bunch of Female comedians, including Tiffany had ish Rachel Brosnahan again, Sir Silverman, the Tasha Leisure When others basically doing eulogies for the year. 2020. Okay, you had me at Natasha Lazaro. She's funny, so I'll be there. Yeah. If you go the extra me six dot com and look at the trailer. You're getting idea of what was going to be like. And 30 Pretty 31st last day of the year on Netflix. The final eight episodes of the Chilean Adventures of Sabrina. Uh huh. Yeah, over. I kind of like that show. For a while, and then it just got stopped working. And on Friday, the first of January Doctor who revolution of the Daleks, the BBC America movie. We'll see the returns of John Barrowman as captain Jack Harkness and Chris Mills. Yeah. And, uh, those wacky Daleks are at it again. Well, they are wacky, aren't they Now? Did we talk about um, the George Clooney movie last week? Um Mom's leaving might have left that to the movie guy. Yeah, well, let's cut. That's right. It's opening in the theaters first, but it's gonna be Yeah. On the Netflix. Um, I think on the 27th is what I want to say. And it sounds fascinating. George Clooney a in a, You know, End of the world, dystopian Just what we need. Sure, I believe you mean I believe you mean Jim Colombe? Jim, Georgie, Jim. Plump, plummy like it was Jim Jim. Plumber, George Don't know. Did you watch eyes? They're more new stuff. Build a couple more things here on Sunday, January, the third, a new Syriza's called Comey caps from starting Mayan Bielik. Uh, she started Aziz. A woman who's a single of 39 opens a cat cafe? No, thanks about any of that. Nothing. Nothing really caught me until you said that, Like, hey, that might be cutting down tress thing. So weird. I like it. I like it Crazy. Crazy glue. Yeah. Also premiered on Sunday, January 3rd at new SciFi fantasy Syriza BBC America called the Watch Looks like a lot of fun. It's about a monster hunters in England and it looks like a lot of fun. The watch on BBC America Don't watch. Yes. And for your holiday needs, I would recommend you find on demand Letters to Satan Claus from the SciFi channel. It is the feel good holiday hit of the season. Sure. Talked about it last week. Yes. Anything else? That's it for the new stuff..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World
"Yeah I know. It. Might not be the point. Is Point Katie wine. It's time once again for. All, right. So my porn pick of the week has been celebrity face swap porn. All right face rapport. Now you know the ones they do the. It's fake it's completely not the celebrity they do the yeah. Fake action t fake like I. Really I'm really getting into seeing certain celebrities fucking and I know about them but. To me. It's no. Yeah Yeah Yeah so The Taj Latasha Jero and big jailed or send do it. It'd be so mad. For would be so mad. That's for dosing me. All. would. That be. I'll tell you afterwards because it's not gonNa make any make any sense to anybody listening. I. Will Spare Them. Could explain could I explain? Well, they say, we don't explain enough anyway. Lake like they're having they're trying to figure out how to punish are a for giving somebody LSD anyway the punishment could be that he has to watch a fake of Natasha having sex with big J. Wait a devils three way with big and Louis. That's right and Dave. All on whoever doesn't Not. Matter, to sit through an hour and a half of deep fake, fuck it videos like put their little faces on the cuties. Kids that's. Much. That would be a good punishment because. dated. Natasha Lazaro at one point yes. Yeah. With savagely destroyed. Yes or so it seemed. Pretty Bad I do feel bad for him. So watching a porn of your friends banging your ex, he doesn't care anymore. Does. He does he seems like you would care. So there would be some something. Never again. But I want I have to say that I feel really bad when the people who are doing this the face swabs are kind of. I don't know. I think they could have done a better job maybe a little more generous. Nicer to to the CELEB-. Why I mean, you don't want it to actually look too much. Daryl you. Yes you. But. Then it makes me think does this dude really have a little wing I mean He's got a little Dick or are they just like screw him? He's hot. So let's make us. Women like him anyways. So or it could be the role of regular pornography they happen to own to put out. The rights to this in that dude got a little Dick. Okay. Somebody's got little ticket radio already. Hey It's me, but I want to look like Fabio. But that's me. I still I. I've getting into this week jeep fake four deep fake porn taste. Go enjoy yourself at somebody else's expense. When they were never compensated for anything at all. Yeah. You WanNa see like Captain America Bang Scarlett. Johansson. Maybe I want I want to see chattings bank people. Now I actually looked we were talking about that a couple of weeks ago. Canning's was in the tips man. Yes and I, you know I had never I was not aware that were cats ending. Oh. My God those are glorious. Glorious it's got great memories wow. Pitch could be a little stronger in the game, but you know what? The shape, the form, it's all their size suppleness everything you want in a pub. Patankar. Just. Saying nothing wrong with them at all. Better Nipple and my opinion well. Did you. Know I mean I wanted to know I guess is there anything taboo for the Guinness World Book Records All Right No -obably? Say but this is I mean there's gotta be a line. You can't be like like like how many children under ten can you rave in a week? I'm just saying that would be a horrible fuck record I wouldn't it or what does nuts as one of the Duggar kids. I fucked all of my sisters. How many are there thirty eight? How big of an item can you fit up? Your ass? That seems like it's to get out of hand and probably not going to allow ain't. Got The gold medal thing. He'd sit down a swallow barstool anyway. Well, I ran across this one which I didn't think would be in there but I related didn't know what I was looking for anyway. But there's the woman hold on. Standby. hairball. To get the heartless, this special hairball food for you. Do, you need the special hairball treatment. Down my throat, rub it to me. which is really weird because I'm on the other side of the table rapping a piece of cheese. What were you targeted? Anyway. I didn't I. I. was surprised to see that this was in the Guinness Book World Records The woman who had the he shields the record for the most amount of. Dudes fucked in a twenty four hour period. Oh. Yeah. We Gang Bang Scenario Lisa sparks. He's just far. Yes. Okay. How many do did she rail and a twenty four hour period? It was digitally do. Do. Do. It was nine hundred and nineteen her. Oppressive nine hundred and ninety, two, what I mean first of all. Like logistics involved getting nine hundred fifteen in and out, I can tell you know but you need people you need staff like course but here s but mean, this is an operation. It takes a village to fuck girl nine hundred and thirteen times. But this is actually how I I was I was kind of upset and depressed and I was like, Oh, I felt cheated when I saw my first world record game bang video of Steph. First of all, they don't consider. A lot of stuff actual fucking. I mean I mean they do consider a lot of stuff fucking and they consider that sex and not like. Okay. I grow yourself. There'd be a whole big fucking auditorium filled with naked dudes and there'd be flavors around and stuff like that. But the bitches lying on the table in different positions depending on what she feels like doing but she's got a in her mouth addict owner in each hand. And she's got a person just like they get one stick in and then walk away wants her plus and walkaway, and as she and other people up and people are drinking off on her and they consider all of those people as having sex with her. Okay. Does it really catching up? Yeah. That's the okay..
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on About Last Night
"Richt? You know yeah, totally play the games the way the game. The final shakes out the way. It's going to shake out, but. I Yeah I. He was asking me just like what was up and I was like yeah I. Never got my walk in. And they ended up dismantling the attack, so I'll take that money for something I clearly can't use. How has house being in a We have ten minutes. Okay good. How is? The wheelchair shaped your comedy your views on. Life. And I didn't want to ask you about. You know. When it happened because I, that's you know it's like you've probably share that and it's out there, and that's not you know as interesting to me is as you and your. Your comedy where? Where you find inspiration from where you. Will I do WanNa? Know what's comedy choice before you were in a wheelchair? Started comedy when I was disabled. Okay, yes, yeah, you did yeah. Wow I. Yeah, because I. I lost my feet when I was twenty I didn't start comedy until I was thirty so utterance. And adult living with a disability for like thirty or thirty years got you. and. Were, you even able to have because again I get the sense that you were this sweet personable bubbly person. been this way, so comedy must have always been in the forefront or the back. The back of your mind is something. You may WANNA pursue yeah. Definitely. Did start to grow once you were living in the chair, and and having that be a part of your life, and we were you finding that you were being sharper with your comedic chops, or was it just out of like? Fuck it like. I've kind of overcome a lot, so there's really not getting laughs at a show is really nothing to me. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, now, I think honestly I. It's not that I didn't think I was funny, but I didn't really think that. I the being like a comedian was like. A real job I could have because I grew up watching premium blend on comedy, central and I love that Mike Arch Oh Jimmy Garoppolo Natasha Lazaro like you know I. was like able to watch them on TV and I love them, but. Yeah I think like 'cause I was so interested in like acting and dancing like as a young kid and an elementary school in high school, but like did not get our leads and plays. You know what I mean, it's like there's certain people that are encouraged and some people that are so. What that encouraged by the.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network
"Go get me a juice box. You know you're talking to. I'm talking to the juice box. You're crazy I'm not crazy. I'm thirsty go to hell. He'll go to how. Why are you there? What are you grabbing just box Fox? Boy I'll tell you that ask you. Are you go. I'm not all right. All right thank you for that. Welcome back to this show right to the with coast to coast and around the world on the American forces aradio network. We've been talking to a lot of people as we always do each and every year about a lot of the great Entertainment that goes on with Sketch fast and we have one of the performers with us once again Moshe casher Moshe was in studio with us here. I want to say about five years ago. It's been a while but he has a show tonight. it's at the Swedish American Hall. It's at seven thirty called Moshe. Kassir crowd surfing volume one album released. Show with Brent Wind Bach and then tomorrow to shows at at four pm the endless honeymoon podcast with Natasha. Jero Matt Walsh. In Morgan. Walsh will be a part of that and then at ten thirty. That'll be at Marines memorial by the way and then at ten thirty cobbs iron comic with Moshe Kassir and our friend NATO Green Moshe. Thanks for being on the show again and I'm East Bay guy like yourself. I've lived in Oakland. I I'm from the Richmond Area but I remember when you hear last time. Even though you're like chemist cowl region which is now super hipster. You are like a food stamp kid. I mean you really went through the ringer. Didn't you EH. Well we mentioned the show that you do with your wife. Natasha Jarrow who is a great comedian as well and by either way burning love doesn't get enough credit that show with all the stars it had and your wife was so good in that thing you know that's when I fell over there when I saw She plays Girl I think. She's writing mechanical. And whatever suction happened in that situation with no after that for a long time and I said I'm GonNa marry that while you were the first in line and you. I mean the whole country wanted to marry her after that motion eye. No doubt about it. You know it's funny. We had NATO Green in here the other day and he's not political at all so I'm just trying to think about the the iron comics. Show our friend Adam Cayton Hall in Greg Fitzsimmons the Hilarious Jessica Curson if you could talk about Jessica for a second because I know a lot of comedians Indian say they don't even want to go on After her at the seller or the black cat has she just she just destroys. I think she should be more famous. I think you actually getting more famous. Right he's one of those There's there are those viewpoint. Everyone's universally says that thank you. I don't WANNA go next. What's been juggling? Act on in between the Clinton pollens. She's definitely one of was excited to have her. And I mentioned politics. Like politics is getting so Appointments obviously everybody feels that and that's Kinda Fun author shows this weekend is just kind of. Just it's like you WanNa Parklands after Jessica. They're all pollock lenses to show tonight as an all out works out just dropping all crowd work album called it. A hundred percent spent extemporaneous and then The relationship podcast give advice and that whilst embargo lots from this show and if you want to stop thinking about the point cloud of politics this week a good shot yes we would all like to get away from on that. But it's funny. You mentioned crowd work. That is a scary thing. I know some people that you know if a comedian if a woman will cough it'll take the set off off the rails so to just do a crowd work album. That seemed like it's kind of a role of the Diet sets brave famous. Like I I love the so the so more fun for me but it makes the show more personal for their audience like the audience feels like other shows just created for me for now. Album is kind of like well. How do I do alcon work album? Doesn't feel like it was just for the cry at night. And so it's Kinda crew weird concept that's album with. I asked across five questions like what's The craziest night you've ever had a sexually. What's your wildest experience? I've never been arrested. Ah told their story by off of it and it was often very proud of that. I want to just for you. This is the what's it's a funny thing because it's a thin line to walk like I've been told doing shows like this like don't take a call too long because people don't want to hear the caller they wanna hear you but I always think if it's an interesting caller I want to keep them like I've seen crowd work where I'm like. Okay move on because it's like where you're from what your job and I'm like I. I don't care where this guy's from so you kind of think about that. Like I gotta I gotTa move on here that you can do more the one show and you you can edit out the also unionist. I worked person. That's like I really really does. A lot of anger actors like like. He's always. Every crowd has an interesting story to tell. And it's just my job if I didn't I didn't find it. It's not in Washington. Well that's not true. I I work the road. You know. A couple of towns in the Central Valley in California and my early does you know what do you do with the same financing seventy two times mostly every got imagine like no i. I don't care you know it's dangerous and that's about it that's like you throw. It's like throwing up in a way that spectacular. Yeah make sure it's not a dud literally you know it's like did have the couple more questions for most she cash in town for Sketch fast hometown here. He's from the Oakland. I don't know if you remember when you came in but you took a picture sir inside the wall we have. Everyone signed the wall. And I bring that up because our Chevallier you know. He signed things like I killed. Jesus and then he put a star of David but I bring him up because he wrote on the wall. Moshe casher hates Jews so anything he can write to cause is a problem right. I mean it's funny for the to talk to media. All comedy was particularly juilliard for the one of the news. Listen we all. I'll give you a little bit south in a very small way. I guess he's right but Rachel Feinstein did right on the wall hair. Everyone here hates Jews. I become one of those things. You AH THE ANTI-DEFAMATION League down here it's like we need to paint over these walls One of the things. Yes I the corporate fundraiser. I believe we let Rafi others. There's no doubt about it Speaking of The East Bay. I know that you've worked with Chelsea Peretti you went to school with her but then she also went to grammar school with Andy. Sandberg it's it's amazing uh-huh well what was then the four one five but now the five one oh something about going to attend in uh-huh schools as a little. You Know Jewish that make you find a way to make yourself funny so I guess US check into all boys Catholic High School in Richmond and there were lots of Jewish kids and I said how can be coming to a Catholic school. And they're like my parents would ever send us to the Public School. Did you knock the Patriots have. Let's now You also you were down there at Santa Barbara and do you ever get back to Isla Vista because that's such a beautiful party school but it's also a you you see so you can learn something. I loved my time. It's funny that I was caught crowd surfing because obviously I there's a lot of work but also because the last five years I started which is very funny thing when you think about the fact that I went to school in Santa Barbara Wire I arrested. All of my crime is not spending and then right when I turned thirty. Five and seven pondering my own demise. I was like she's. It's like a fine for extra sports. I know now your dad. You can't do stuff like that. I want to paddle out there is. He's trying to escape all right. You can check out motion tonight. He'll be at the Swedish American Hall For the Crowd Surfing volume one album. Release with Brent Wambach once again. Four o'clock with his lovely and talented wife. Natasha Lazaro. That'll be the only endless honeyman podcasts at Marines memorial and then at ten thirty tomorrow night at COBB's it's that iron comics show with NATO green and lots of other great comics. Moshe thanks for being on the show if you ever get a chance when you're doing doing one of the local clubs we'd love to have studio again. I come back I guess go well. I'm from Oakland so I'm kind of on it but you you can say what you want. I I don't know if they're trying to support the boys to myself and on it there you go you your all inclusive. Thanks a lot. Michelle toxin all right good stuff. That's mostly cashier. And let's go to New York City where we have Charlie. Oh Charlie's not on hold anymore. Okay Charlie if you want to call back you can give us a call back one one. Eight hundred eight seven eight play. I'm sure somebody you know I would love to Like I said you know if if anybody tweets out this Frankie Jerry thing would be like. He's a minor. You should not be making fun of minors. And when you look at the kid he looks like such a sweet kid. He's kind of Chubby. Little freckle faced kid but once again I just WanNa read with the petition says because it has thirty five thousand signatures. This is from high school junior. Kay He didn't have anyone proofread it. He didn't proof. Read it it. It's just five lines lines. It will get more money period and more visitors to gain period. Nf I will get more viz on views because because most government jobs have off have two more children to enjoy their beloved game on TV or at venue. Most most of your playoff games are on Saturday. Probably have to prices be cues more visitors will go charlie and Manhattan. Is that how you guys spell back there. There is that how we what spell.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Who Invited Her?
"State and then that's where it was. It wasn't a lot but they're so like on on the floor. No no like He. You could see it. Thank God he had a long coat on and he crab walked into the bathroom. Oh aw you're weans going to be bad right. Well no I mean God forbid that should ever happen. That's what I'm going to be thinking of when I watched it on. TV IS GONNA happen. She's got an die when they her right there where he pointed you. Can you know. He's the ship. My pants can't fucking believe I'm rob deduce where they're going to have the dead McQueen so robby is dead tonight if Robbie dies mysteriously in a car crash Queen Elizabeth heard this shit. And she's like I I Princess Diana. You're not allowed to take an uber in any tunnel anywhere in San Diego. No well I did. I did crab walk all the waste. Take time and I had to wait in line. Yeah now this is legitimate like like. I'm I'm texting everybody. I not only Adams GonNa like that story. Worst case scenario no I finally I finally was like okay now. I feel better now still little sick so I walk out Tony. I'm standing having their probably for thirty seconds. Megan uncle or still shopping around the gift shop. And I'm like Oh God I'm not done so I had to run back again. Oh wait in line and then So did a second time. You had to seafood Pi shaped like. Oh my God not only have the shits and parliament. You had like food pie. It was Salmon Salmon Crab shrimp prawns. Whatever a mix of everything and a bunch of mashed potatoes and green sauce US intolerant where? We don't eat seafood with dairy in Italy. As you know I'm not GonNa do that. I'm not a big creamy and seafood not Colegio. Whatever the fuck you people have had an olive garden? We do not mix seafood in Deir telling Me Olive Garden is authentic. Olive Love Garden can sit under my toilet. They can fucking die. It's like that is not rea- rob story apart looking at you. Don't mix seafood with and you don't in parliament rapporteur urgency. But I'm never going to be able to think of anything else. Every time I see like brexit hearings. Yeah you'd be like ruptured his pants. I'm GonNa Watch the Crown and think of Rob Ah around crowning Tita sanity turned touching cotton. He was prairie dog. Yeah I had a friend. She's dead now but she would always marriage she is he would always. ATC case say a case of Oakland shirt touching and I was like what's a teradata gotten to get out of my way country as a biscuit. Oh my I British friend Simon. He always likes to say touching cloth I mean. Every Livia Coleman on Netflix. I'm going to think of ROB shitting in parliament. Speaking of Net flicks and shit out show is coming You let me put my phone down shall gal so this week that went viral. Gwyneth Paltrow as having a new show on Netflix GOOP lab. I hate her. Have you got any went viral. Because because it's it sounds like how the most pretentious anyone trust that women when they were putting eggs up their vaginas that we're giving giving them yeast infections. Is that real yet. She's human lab is it says GOOP lab isn't shying away from GonNa Pal. How chose Fascination with alternative medicine? The six episode series premiering on January twenty fourth is described as guiding and the deeply inquisitive viewer into an exploration of boundary pushing wellness topics according to the trailer. These topics include energy did you. He Energy Healing psychedelics. Colt therapy psychic mediums extra systems and of course orgasms. Oh well you had me with psychedelic experience experience with exorcism. Yeah Oh you guys. If you guys haven't had a chance check out the trailer it is. I mean I don't know how I I've just logged onto the website a couple of times I rolls and like one hundred and twelve dollar bottle of vitamins. That are supposed to awful so so now. Now I'm not GonNa do it. I've actually made a couple of recipes for that. Say they're no longer friends friends. Just look them up. Because I had ingredients in my house and they came up on. Would you watch the show. Now why I can't watch POW show so at any media capacity unless her head is in a box or theft or if she's pepper potts pepperpot. Let's PAS iron managers. Yeah also she dies in one episode or one movie. I feel like I feel well. She comes back to life or whatever but I feel like it's like at the beginning of death becomes her where I wanNA rewind and watch her die over and over and actually a winner would be great in the remake of death becomes her in that hers. The Meryl Streep Actor who would play the opposite. Who Pay Goldie Hawn's part? ooh You know. Actually I'm GonNa Jennifer Lopez as you know what I would actually really like to see. Do a remake of actually. I have a second can you. In Wigan Maya Rudolph. I think that would be hilarious. Raced in wig and I imagine them during bring the shovel and javelin same. I can see right take money I would love to see Christopher I would do that. Really Funny Yeah. Yeah you're going to say she doesn't matter anymore the one. I don't why that hasn't been Eric. I know you feel strongly about Gwyneth. Paltrow so goop is not good. Last lab is not going to be on your. I can't I can't deny ender. She's a terrible terrible actress Oscar. I loved her mom. Her mom is a great. Yeah Black Danner. Love her to death. I don't know how she spawned that Horrible Child L.. Does bother me that much. It's just I whatever. I remember in the early nineties when she was like hitting her prime. And how how everything was referencing. Poucher like the Michaud popular about it. Yeah do you remember that. And she wears pink dress to the Oscars. And then the guys who wrote South South Park later on war to the Oscars and the other one where the Jennifer address. Yes just it just like hearing her talk. I'm just shy. She's like the basic definition of like a basic white girl lake. There's like she's a basic girl with a fuck put a lot of money still somehow figures out how to just be show basic. Hi Four hundred dollars. We don't really mind because she's just leaning getting into that. Maybe because in a way I'm not a baby girl I'm not but okay so the only thing that's ever given giving me hope about Gwyneth paltrow. Her Chelsea handler are really good friends and I feel like I really Fox with Chelsea handler. I've always felt that so I'd be like Chelsea handler. Talks with her. Did you see Chelsea handler. Latest being when she went about the racist yes I have kind of I was like. Oh He's it just seemed like a Dick it. She tried really hard and really miss. The mark are actually made herself. Look Racer really stupid. Well Yeah Yeah. I'm not as big of a fan of hers. I used to be well. It's kind of goes back and forth back in the day when Chelsea lately was in. Its prime but I've always said that she's a much better host host and writer than she is comedian. Yes I think she's a great host but like stand up. Comedian Girl No. Let's stand up comedians. Do you like Mary him or all of you guys like who some of your favorites. I Love Robin Williams. Because he kind of redefined like a John NRA genre stand end up like his standup is so bizarre. Like a I understand how his brain works. I love that Elisa. Schlesinger one of my favorites Natasha Lazaro. So her road when they did as easily as Z's everybody in Aziza's home country loves Z's in fact most major award a bar of soap and I. Yeah you know her and her husband have a podcast. Yes Joan rivers. Of course yes I love Joan rivers especially I think it was last. Stand up that she did before she died at where the closing joke was and remember van. nope white it one lucky and I was like you never think about that and then you go home and you're like fuck you. Man is one lucky news round like a drag queen. Oh and I'm obsessed with Michelle Wolf I should be hard shoe. Her voice after voice after awhile doesn't ever and chuck it doesn't ever get old because I get it because it's a character like the Mariam voice and I loved what about you at maxine. I have I have to. I've seen live I love Margaret chose especially the old style. So good old Margaret arrived. Why do member when when she did when she was right with the two fingers because they were in about her friend who stuck his fingers up the when she does her mom they call mom grandma GRANDPA? They're gonNA die Margaret shows an I think Kathy Griffin her latest stand up it's really good Robbie and I watched and she talks about everything that happened. I've been with the man in the White House that I very interesting. Yeah some of your favorite. I got to reset John Mullany. Any who is is John. Mullany just did a special lunch. Bill fucking Zine. I've heard a bunch of you gotTa Watch it watch it and then also tiffany haddish. I haven't really gotten into her yet. She's really fucked act lunch. There's no good Laris. What about you Tony Me? I am not my favorite her coke money album. It is one of my favorites online. Some bets one stand about whom she did was amazing. She's yeah and any time in her. Well this is what I liked about our all staff in the seventy S. She would actually sing then do. It's got to jokes jokes. Standard was really funny because it was like Corny. Mom Joe. There's this one that I'm trying to remember her name. She's America folks. who is she's genius year? Yeah Ah Yeah Maverick fuck. Because she's a lesbian she's Africa from Africa and you're on ESPN so uh-huh America fuck. Yeah she talks about like coming to. She's like when you're in the merit and she does all these stupid amazing. I gotTA analyst. I love social commentary from people who were not American. Oh so good. Yes so the podcast from Natasha Russian. Her husband is the endless honeymoon. Maury Maury Moisture Kucher moisture. Boy She cushy podcast is really like they're both stand up comedians and they just talk about life. Yeah Yeah not even like. I said they're not all the way up. Play House like Oh you did four years ago and they were both Kinda fell off the wagon with her when she got pregnant. Because you sound better. Yeah I kinda got out of the game but she off her old album mercy's like talking about how Songs used to be how they are. Now well wait a minute songs used to be like. What's your name Jack? Who's your Daddy I.
"natasha lazaro" Discussed on Hound Tall with Moshe Kasher
"Folks. It's another month. It's twenty nineteen. I'm very excited to bring this episode. But before I do let me tell you about my upcoming live standup comedy dates San Francisco sketch fest. I am coming your way on Friday, January the twenty fifth Natasha Lazaro, and I will be at the marines memorial theatre in San Francisco, Friday, ten pm. We would love you to come. It'll be a big fun theater show then on the twenty six hundred alive hound tall podcast taping. So you can come see your favorite podcast live. The topic is how to be good at sex with Michael, Ian, black and he can lower Natasha muse Aparna non Churla and our guest Alison moon who wrote a really exciting book on sax. We're gonna discuss fisting. Then I ran comic is coming to cobb's comedy club on that evening that Saturday seven thirty also should be a lot of fun and Washington DC. I'm coming your way the last weekend in. January into the first weekend in February. And I am recording a live album of all crowd work. It's going to be a very fun exciting concept album. So come be a part of history. There's some other upcoming dates February fifteenth and sixteenth. I'm in the Cayman Islands at the Kabu came announce festival, but I doubt you're listening and the Cayman Islands, but if you're going come see me, I'll be an Aspen Colorado that we were opera house on the twenty second of February. There's other stuff coming up go to my website Moshe, Castro dot com. This week. We are discussing the happiest place on earth. Disneyland all of its secrets, it's architectural weirdnesses. And the man that is our expert this month. Well, he couldn't be a better expert on this topic. He just wrote the book on the subject, you may remember him from the beauty of LA episode. This guy loves LA. He loves kitsch. He is an adorable lover of all things odd about Southern Cal. -fornia are committed. Guests curb Ron Oehler Brady Elliott, Steve AG. It's a fun episode about a fun place. So stripe in let's go on haunted mansion ride into the dark angels. I know Daniels. I think it's of Disneyland. The how all this. In series. Academia. Learn besser. Cetera. Discussion series with your host Moshe casher. To our guests everyone. He is our expert are Disney, Dr Mr Chris Nichols. From Los Angeles magazine, put your hands together for him as he comes to the stage. And also are comedic guests. Brady Elliott, Steve AG and Kurt Ron Oehler. Here. They come here is Chris that's Chris people plotting because it takes a little while to get from the green room to hear. But oh, there's that beautiful book that you can't see if you're listening to the podcast. Hi, everyone. And welcome welcome. Welcome kurt. There's broad overweight. That's Kurt listen to that voice. What do you think? Pretty cool voice. Yeah. That is what I heard. I heard cool. It you said Kurt when I asked you to be on the podcast. You had some really aggressive words to say about Disney. What are your feelings about Disney and Disneyland you know, what I take it all back. They don't even know. I just think I think ABC's a great part of Disney. And I just want you know, that nothing bad to say about dizzy, I might have said it was started by an anti Semite. But you know, we'll find out if that's true or not I've heard that. And I'm interested to know Moshe is that true. Well, as the Jew on the panel, I can say I will say this as a Jew. I don't know about Disney, and we will find out soon, but as do many of your childhood heroes. You like you like, oh what a lovely person. Then you like do a Wikipedia. Search like raw doll supported the holocaust. Why is that true? It's really a fun. Or is that really true? Well, he didn't support the holocaust started it. He more than supported it. He undergrad that's real chocolate military. That was several Tena offensive and confusing doll buff. Yeah. Right. No Iran book. But what's anyway? Rundell was a had some anti-semitism issues that is that is true. That is true. The giant peach was actually a metaphor for clearing. The Jews supply. Plot. But Steve you are a very much pro Disneyland lover is that right? What's your experience? I grew up in southern California. I grew up in riverside about an hour away. That's the g by the way, everybody. This is voice from now on if you're listening. This is Steve Agee's voice voice. Thanks, much nicer skirt. I spent all my birthdays at Disneyland. Really? And all my friends. So I was there multiple times a year you spent all your birthdays growing up. Yeah. Yeah. Until what age when did you stop? Last year. Probably around twelve or thirteen. Oh, Where'd you became a man you? Everything we re contextualised within the framework of Judaism tonight that sort of. I met a narrative of tonight show. Yes. And Brighty Brady Elliott, ladies and gentlemen there. She is. Thank you. I I asked Chris is there a comedian that you know, that's like a real Disney land free straight freak for the land. And you the first name came to mind. Why is it is it true? Is it sweet? It's a little sweetness little sour. If you guys know what I mean? Okay. Guys what she says. If you know what? I mean, you fucking you cheer mother fuckers.