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John Mulaney: A Joke about Good Will

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02:17 min | 3 weeks ago

John Mulaney: A Joke about Good Will

"I don't mean to sound down on donating. it's good to give to charities. You know my wife. And i just gave a bunch of stuff to goodwill. We're moving apartments. We had a bunch of clothes and furniture so we made a whole day out of it. We made these big piles of clothes. Then we put the piles into these big boxes and we put the boxes into the back of my car and then they stayed there for four months and then one day my wife said hey you took that stuff to goodwill right and i said of course. I did on an unrelated note. I'm going to walk out the front door right now so then i had to like speed to goodwill really fast. It was charitable but there's also fast and violent because i was like throwing boxes at people. The boxes were so heavy. I couldn't even say what was in them. I was i was shocked. 'cause i gotta buy shakes die. The guy tried to give me a big receipt. He's like take this receipt for the clothing for your taxes as like. How do i write that on my taxes dear. Irs please deduct from my federal income tax one double xl billabong t-shirt from youth. It was too big. My mom said it could be asleep shirt. Please duck this from my twenty seventeen income that sleep shirt bullshit. Well if it's too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt. No i get that mom. But why don't we just tell our relatives that. I'm a four year old boy and i don't wear a man's double xl t shirt. Because we don't say that when someone gives us a gift because that would not be polite. Oh i get it so rather than violate these meaningless politeness rules i'll just go to bed in a smock like god. Damn ebeneezer scrooge. Why don't you give me a candle for looking in the mirror and floppy hat. And i'll trimble off bed in my long victorian nightgown was there ever even of ghosts mother or dead victorian girls. You've sought just me catch john. Mullany kid gorgeous at radio city only on netflix.

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So...What Exactly Is A Parasocial Relationship?

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23:00 min | Last month

So...What Exactly Is A Parasocial Relationship?

"In this episode is brought to you by santa call. How do you keep your immune system healthy getting enough sleep. Exercising eating healthy. You try to do it all but it's hard. Luckily you have support samba. Call is an immune support supplement that taps into the antioxidant power of black elderberry. It's a simple way to help. Support your immune system get fifteen percent off your next order of select. Samba called products at samba call. Usa dot com when you use code buzzed fifteen at checkout greetings from pluto. Tv the world of free. Tv's here and it is awesome on pluto tv. You can watch hundreds of channels of hit movies your favorite tv shows. The latest news live sports and more and the best part. It's all one hundred percent free. No contracts no sign ups. No fees drop in for twenty four seven. Csi star trek or baywatch chattels or choose from thousands of movies and tv shows on demand. It's all available anytime anywhere on any streaming device. Join our world download pluto. Tv today and start watching now pluto tv. Drop in watch free. What feeling do you get when you drive. The five hundred. Seventy five horsepower. Supercharged v eight. Jaguar f. type bar all of them. Discover the powerful performance that makes driving a jaguar like no other sports car in the world. They're more jaguar. Usa dot com. Josie wa is not happy with nickelodeon. Cbs's reality show. The activists is getting an overhaul after major backlash and slates madison malone kurtzer joins us to explain para social relationships and why so many people are in one with john. Mullany it's september sixteenth. Twenty twenty one friends. I'm casey rackham. And i'm steven the leconte. Welcome to buzzfeed daily. So casey most days of the week. I'm very sad but we have to record this podcast over zoom but today is one day where. I'm actually grateful not together. Because i am sick as a doug right now can you hear it in my voice. Yeah i can hear your voice. And i just want to be like stephen. I was just about to say like stephen go home. You are home. Stephen in bed after record this i am going to bed. The good news is i took a covert test. I'm negative but i'm still staying home. I don't want other people to have whatever i have here. I know that's the thing right. People are still getting sick because our bodies don't know what to do anymore. I know i just haven't been like in society for a year and a half. And i think the second. I stepped out my door. My immune system was like what are any of these germs. You're on your own kid. You're on your own. I'm dealing with that. I got my tea. And i'm excited to talk about the day in pop culture. Yeah stephen do you know who else is on our own. Joe joe see wah gay icon. So she just called up nickelodeon on twitter about some contract stipulation. She's unhappy about joe joe who was thirteen when she first signed with. The brand tweeted a go out on tour january. My movie musical was just released with six new original songs. Nickelodeon told me today that i'm not allowed to perform at any of the songs from the film into my show. These are my songs of my voice. My writing does this seem fair. She followed up with another tweet. Saying there's no reason that this music should not be included working for a company as a real human being treated as only brand is fun until it's not. I mean casey like my immediate thought is. Is this gonna be the end of joe. Joe and nickelodeon as a partnership because i believe it. Yeah that's become self aware. She is no. She's getting older. She came out. She has an adult relationship. Now she's going to be on dancing with the stars pivoting her audience to a much more adult audience. It's hard for me to imagine what the future of joshi was music. Career looks like because she's so effectively branded herself for kids but she's incredibly talented. I know she could do anything. Maybe they're mad at her because she's doing dancing with the stars and that's on. Abc ak disney right. There like you left us. Yes because that's a good point because this is like the big rivalry nickelodeon. Oh my god. I think you might be right about this and that just i just pulled that at my ass on this all saying i choose to believe it because it's interesting all right well in other news. It seems that julianne huff heard the backlash against cbs. Upcoming reality. show the activist which would have seen activists competing against each other to raise money for their causes. Julianne who is set to be a judge on the show said on instagram. That while she's excited to be a part of something that highlights and is centered around sharing activists work. She understands the criticism. The show is received an agrees that she's not qualified for the role of a judge. Yeah i don't. I don't know what to say said. Yeah that's correct. I think like charlotte. And i were talking about it the other day but i mean yeah. There's there's photos of her going around when she was in black face for halloween. So yeah i would still say. She's not one of the people who should be judged. Yeah and you know the whole concept behind the show of activists like using their causes against each other like you know either the kids with cancer get the money or like the rescue animals. Get the money. It's it's like a weird way to set up. The idea of activists work being important. You know no it is and you know. She said that she understood why people were calling it though pression olympics which is hilarious to me because i think that might have been the first time. She heard the phrase oppression. Yes for sure well. Cbs is apparently taking the negative feedback of the show to hart telling variety the following day that this series is going to be reconfigured as documentary highlighting. The work of the activists all of whom will receive a cash grant for their causes. Okay stephen i love this this situation. It's much much better so it seems like there's no more need for judges. Is that right. Because now they're all gonna. They're all winning yet. Maybe they'll keep one of them as a host now or something like that. Who knows. I don't know if they've already filmed all this and they're just going to do a reedit or something like that either way. I'll tell you this. I'm probably not going to watch it. Yeah you know. I think i'm going to be too busy watching. Joe joe on all right well moving on. There's been a lot of john mullany news this year each story more shocking than the last and people have a lot of thoughts maybe more than they should considering most of them don't actually know the guy slates madison malone kirk joins us now to talk about. Everyone's obsession with john mullany and while you've been seeing so many tweets about quote para social relationships. I'm thank you so much for joining us today. Hi thank you for having me so first off anyone who spends time on twitter has probably seen the term para social relationship pop up on their feet over the last few months but for people who aren't extremely online. Can you explain what it means exactly and maybe give us a little bit of the history behind that term. Sure that's actually much much easier than it sounds because chances are truly every person listening to this has been in a para social relationship and didn't know that there was a psychological term for it so there's social relationships that's a term that comes from the nineteen fifties from a set of chicago researchers who coined it to describe the way that people also me that we all feel when you watch television show or you listen to a podcast or you watch a movie and you feel like you are a friend with an actor or a celebrity. Like you know this person you get them they know you. You know them your pals except in reality taylor swift and i aren't pals that's a pair of social relationship you know so the reason. The term has been all over twitter. This year is everything. That's been going on to john. Mullany from his stint in rehab to his divorce from annamarie tendler to his new relationship with olivia on what is it specifically about him that has everyone going para social relationship this and para social relationship that a couple of things. I think the first one is that as a comedian john mullany has developed this very confessional very honest dark brand of humor that makes the people who watch his specials and watch his shows feel like oh i know this guy like i could walk up to this guy and his dog petunia in the dog park and we have a totally normal chad because like we are very much alike and the more a celebrity like say john mullany lets people into their world talks about the other ancillary characters in that world for example like john mullany is like numerous wife guy so people also felt like they were developing relationship to his wife and the more of those details. A celebrity gives us the more painful. Let's say the whiplash when those details change the title of your piece says john. Mullany doesn't oh you squat so i'm curious. Why do you think people feel that. He does them something. And also what do you think they feel. Owed more comedy. I hope i you know i. John mullany doesn't always anything other than his comedy. Should he want to continue to give it to us. But i think there's a subset of people who feel like they're owed an explanation or an apology in the way that you would if your friend a person you actually know had spent years and years being like i love my wife my whole brand is loving my life and my wife we also never want to have kids and it's totally okay to be a grown ass adult who never wants children and then that friend called you on a tuesday and said i've left my wife. I'm dating olivia munn. We are having a baby. Get on board. You would want you would want more from that fred. I would want more from that friend. And stephen knows. I succumb to this. Para social relationship with donald sterling. And i think. I think it is what you're saying like. He just seems more relatable today than you know. He just seems like an average guy on the street which he is not he is a famous comedian and whatnot. But i do. I do have a question here. Just like to get the other side real quick. This is always come with thing like this isn't new so i don't know i guess. I am wondering do celebrities quote unquote fans anything. I mean i in this piece found myself by the end. Sort of surprising. Myself with the amount of empathy. I felt towards john. Mullany mega fans. Who felt really burned by this because to be clear. I'm not friends with any celebrities. Even the ones i think i know i shouldn't approach them on. The street probably should leave them alone. But it's also okay. I think to feel some kind of way about these people. In whom we invest money and time and energy and emotion and let's be clear. That's what john mullany and the celebrities of the world want that's their business is selling themselves to you and getting your buying so. I think it is okay to feel that whiplash. I was just describing right as long as you sort of. Just put those feelings to the side and go okay. That's what sucks. That's what i was going to say where it's one of those things it's like. It is okay to feel those things feelings are okay. But maybe it's a you talk about with your therapist and not put it on. Twitter dot com. You know that's probably the difference. There is like feeling you're allowed to have reactions to things but it's what you do with those feelings and reactions afterwards. I mean feel it and don't put it on twitter. dot com is pretty much an evergreen. That's exactly all things you know. One thing that's really stuck out to me is like how selective people seem to be about his public persona because you know john. Mullany has talked extensively about being an addict in his standup specials. He's talked a lot. About how wild and crazy. His life has been at certain points but the thing that everyone seems to grab onto is his relationship with his now ex wife which by his account seemed pretty ideal so why were people only grabbing onto like the squeaky clean part of john mullany and sort of ignoring the darker things that he'd been telling us about for years it. 'cause that's an easier narrative to cling onto fear if it's black and white right there some celebrities who we invest in and then they do really truly bad things. I'm thinking of like a louis c. k. or growing up loving j. k. rowling and then discovering. She hates everything you stand for. You know those are. Those are easy to put in a bucket of like well. I'm done with you. Versus joe malini. Let's be clear job. Ladies done nothing wrong ear like he's just experienced a number of totally normal human life experiences ups and downs. And i don't know that people necessarily know where to put that there's also if you go like really deep down the rabbit hole you know his ex-wife annamarie tendler posting and belinda esque. Pictures like down pearl necklace like lots of bread. Crowder trail can be found. If you really wanna find cures you know and you brought this up a little bit but a lot of people also seem shock. That he's having a child because he's mentioned numerous times in his standup that he and his wife didn't want kids now. He's not only moving on with olivia mon just months after his divorce but having a baby with her and i mean how much do you think that plays into people's disappointment. Oh a ton right. I think hearing somebody one famous to. Who makes you laugh and smile and feel good generally say it is okay that you do not want to have. Children is so comforting to so many people in a society where it's like you turned thirty. Say hello to the instagram ads. Bitch wanna freeze your eggs. Great and so to have that. That i'm gonna say one eighty for the one hundred eighty time here but it's a big. It's a big turnaround. It's like oh where did my figurehead for the childless. Happy adults go thought it. Was you john all right. We'll be right back with more on john. Mullany n para social relationships welcome to a new world of entertainment odd pluto. Tv your favorite movies and shows are streaming free twenty four seven with hundreds of channels and thousands of movies and tv shows pluto. Tv has something for everyone. Experience hit movies. Like mr and mrs smith runaway bride am the godfather or vin. John twenty four seven. Csi narcos and star trek. There's something for everyone in our easy to navigate categories. Choose from crime. 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So you can listen anywhere. On any device now new members can try audible. Plus free for thirty days visit audible dot com slash buzzfeed or text buzzfeed to five hundred five hundred. We all know reading is important for kids. But let's face it getting your kids to read isn't always easy. Get your kids reading and loving it with epic the leading digital library for kids. Twelve and under kids can access over forty thousand popular and bestselling books plus fun audio books and videos anytime anywhere. Epic helps kids explore what they're into and crush their reading goals kids love epochs funded educational books from classics us loved as a kid two topics that will set them up for lifetime of success. Plus epoch grows with your child they'll get personalized recommendations that evolve with their interests and skills over time. Join them on their reading journey with progress tracking daily updates and more deep sea inventors soaring through space. Whatever they love epic has it all right now for our listeners. Epic is running a special offer one month free of epic unlimited that's accessed over forty thousand popular high quality books completely free for thirty days. So what are you waiting for. See why kids parents and teachers love epoch. Visit get epic dot com slash buzzfeed to experience epic for free today get epochs dot com slash buzzfeed. Welcome back we're talking with madison blown kirchner about pera social relationships so madison. John mullany is far from the only celeb- to kind of be fixated on in this manner. Although i'd argue. He's really on the lower end of fame. Compared to say harry styles or taylor swift or literally any member of bts all these people have fans with extreme para social relationships right so looking at john mullany it sort of curious that he's being lumped in with these extremely mega internationally. Famous popstars do you think maybe people have latched onto him because he generally seems more accessible both literally and figuratively absolutely. That's that's exactly right. I think about taylor swift as like the ultimate in paris social relationships right this is someone who like deep stocks fans tumblers and then sends them custom made care. Packages with watercolor painting. Did herself like well. Hanging out on the coast of england like this is a woman who crafts relationships with fans and is way more inaccessible in her level of fame. Right it's like. Maybe she'll find me on tumbler. That will be how we hang out versus john mullany. You could fight him on the street in new york city. You know a relatively normal dude. And so i think in your mind that normalcy just makes you think this person and i could be pals. I feel this way a lot about like influencers on instagram. It's sort of that same level right of like just vaguely normal. Your apartment looks like mine. If i were better paid on those genes. Let's hang out okay. So i kind of brought this up a little bit before when we're talking about when we were talking about fame it's like okay. This is a part of the package deal like. You need to have fans to who care right. So i do think there are celebs who are smart and take advantage of that like taylor you know like in your piece you mentioned that para social relationships are often night. Not quite as one-sided as they seem you know like you said taylor in particular is really good at sort of cultivating these relationships. Would you say this is more an exception than a rule. Yeah i would say. I would say it's an exception. I think once you reach that level of fame like having any sort of personal relationship to your fans. That's the only way to do it right like once. You were a live in a bodyguard. Twenty four seven which frankly sounds horrible and scary to be clear. That's that's the only real way to like forge these like one to one connections whereas like a john me type. He's still doing. Stand up at city winery in new york city. You can buy a ticket and be in a very small room with him. I sound like such a creep. You're not wrong. it's true. Madison this has been a fascinating perspective on the whole john mullany situation. You've intelligently articulated a lot of points that i had in my head. But that i couldn't say aloud as intelligently as you have so much for joining us today great we're all in a pair of social relationship now all right. That's it for today. Come back and join us tomorrow and remember speaking from experience here your immune system has probably forgotten how to function in the past year and a half so. Please wash your hands. Be sure to subscribe to buzzfeed. Daily on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. Or wherever you go for yourself stories and please take the time to leave us. A rating and review. 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You can watch hundreds of channels of hit movies your favorite tv shows. The latest news live sports and more and the best part. It's all one hundred percent free. No contracts no sign ups. No fees drop in for twenty four seven. Csi star trek or baywatch channels or choose from thousands of movies and tv shows on demand. It's all available anytime anywhere on any streaming device. Join our world download pluto. Tv today and start watching now pluto tv. Drop in watch free. It's been a year since my sister. Kelly died now. I can't sleep. Because every time i close my eyes. Collies there to wake me up. The insomnia has gotten so bad. I'm not sure what's real anymore. There's a shadow living inside my head. It's angry and i don't think i can still. My name is harper heart. And i'll see you in your nightmares journey into your own subconscious and listen to see you in your nightmares. September twenty second on iheartradio app apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your podcasts.

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John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch: A Song about Grandma's Boyfriend

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04:11 min | 4 months ago

John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch: A Song about Grandma's Boyfriend

"Don in a sense. I mean both of my parents had to parents so yeah and then there was this guy paul john. Who's paul cordelia. Sometimes people go steady. Funny when i was a kid. I used to sing a song about paul. Grandma's boy friend Well as a friend into little weird for ten you say twi grandma's boyfriend. And i think he's pretty is boyfriend. We want buy kim. He's almost eighty eight. My aunt say they don't trust but me he's great told we won. T kill my grandpa sweets streets. Yeah you can. God ram austin mom. Home fatty maryland lost his wife. I should ask. What's your story. Man bama christening war grandpa doc. This is not your reason. You miss your dad. I miss grandpa. so sky. High Cats john mullany and the sack. Lunch budge only on that flakes.

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TikToks Couch Guy Is Not Your Friend

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25:15 min | 2 weeks ago

TikToks Couch Guy Is Not Your Friend

"This episode is sponsored by a nafa. Are you curious about cryptocurrency but aren't really sure about where to start a little later in the show we'll hear about a nafa it's defy ecosystem that puts human needs i that he was very sorry. Is this a friend of yours. hi. I'm madison malone purchaser and i'm rachel hampton and you're listening to icy. Why mine in case. You missed it. Sleeps podcast internet culture ritual with you not much When i'm a date on friday night which you know Because you stock to my mind. Yeah i did set you up with the very leading question True i did. But i would say one. I did research. But i did was not stocking into it. Came from a place of love. Okay i believe the second part but the first part. I don't know if. I believe because the way that you brought this up with me was not when i told you i was going on a date or when i showed you his tinder profile. It was two days later. When i mentioned to you that my roommate had also stopped him online and found his last name which people have not been on tinder. You can't see people's last names so you generally don't know who you're going into a date with which i prefer so i'm telling you on friday during one of our meetings and my and my roommate is just a private investigator. She found his last name. And then you just said his last name is if you had known him all your racial and i think our listeners are going to agree with me here. I did you a favor. This i bet at him. I found him. I found his twitter. I did a light keyword search of his twitter to make sure the vibe check past. And then i didn't tell you because i knew i knew you didn't wanna know. I think it's less the fact that you did it. It's that you didn't tell me until i brought it. You're like oh yeah. Of course. I know his last name i was. I was shook to my core. I was speechless. I just started screaming in my apartment. I was respecting a well established boundary. That had come from i will. I will hear no complaints. I was the date. That is information that i shall not disclose them this podcast. Because something's our personal like madison's respect the my boundaries. I know he keeps saying this but today's episode is in fact now our most requested episode. Ever so many of you. I see why am i guys. Sorry rachel have been unwittingly trapped in the saga of quote unquote couch guy. And his long distance girlfriend on tick-tock who exactly is couch guy. You asked great question and we're going to give you the answer to the very best of madison's as we have described incredible sleuthing abilities i am in fact. Just two kids in a trenchcoat. Very nice trenchcoat. It's true it's very chic. In for fall more importantly though bigger than the question of who is couch guy. We're going to answer the very grammatically correct question of. Why is couch guy. Why did this seemingly innocuous video of a long distance couple. Reuniting for a visit spark an entire internet's worth of discourse. The answer involves bizarrely enough. John mullany and psychological term coined in the nineteen fifties. That has become a twitter buzzword usual before we get into the episode. We wanna give a bit of a shoutout to all of the listeners. Who asked for this episode drum. Roll thank you to dali at texan in nyc at brandy. See will at m. y. Our kitty at abbey underscore bauer men at sick ass. Fu at beck's basle at everyone but and at dr underscore. I l. thank you so much. If we missed you we still love you. You're perfectly imperfect just like us to begin. Let's introduce you to our star-crossed lovers in fair talk where we lay our scene from f white p to new mutiny where the comments section makes a commenters hands unclean. I can't keep this going. That was in credible. William shakespeare found dead now that we have murdered the great bard. We must now answer the question of who why. What is a couch guy to fully answer this question. We have to start. We have to lay the scene with the inciting incident which is eight six. Talk from at lauren's eras that was uploaded on september twenty first. It is one college student walking into a dorm. Room wheeling a little suitcase opens the door and walks into the room where they're six or seven people all sitting in a common space. Her boyfriend has on the couch Sitting next to a couple of women and he looked surprised to see her. There's a little reunion scene fade out on the building song. Don't clear day job. If you don't know that song it's ellie goulding's still falling for you. Which is now stuck in my head for the next twenty seven years. This video is uploaded on september. Twenty first by laurens. Era's a girl who go super do who is surprising. Her college boyfriend by showing up to his dorm. The video is about ten seconds long and as of the time of the recording this video has been viewed at least fifty two million times and has over a hundred seven thousand comments on it. Which is wild. It's wild mostly because what happens in. This video is so innocuous. Why has this video been seen and commented on by so many people. It's because everyone on. Their mother is fully convinced. That couch guy whose name per lawrence tech talks is robbie is cheating on her to the point that there's become an entire cottage industry on talk around hashtag couch guy. Four hundred eighteen million views as of right. Now full of people like hyper analyzing this video. People have been flooding her comments. I'm just going to give you a sample of some of the ones. Some of the hundred seven thousand comes on this video. It's so sweet. You surprise your boyfriend and his girlfriend. He hugged her like she was his aunt at christmas. Dinner girls no vibes of other girls. We all got the same feeling. Sorry you don't wanna see it. His boys and those girls no and then finally not bringing negativity just reading the room. Best e i feel really badly for lauren and frankly robbie also neither of whom asked for this. Rachel has lawrence said anything since posting. This tick-tock she has she's actually made about fifteen to talk since then but the one immediately after is her responded. Some of these comments okay. Y'all crazy with this phone comment. Not that i should be proving anything to you guys but just to be stopped. So here's the video of surprising what. Lauren is responding to here is the absolute focus. Everyone has had on where his phone is placed at the beginning of this video. But it's not just her comments section. That's doing this. There's also talks of people just describing the drama. She pushes the door open. It's kind of a potty by on the couch. They're three girls next to him at one of them. Actually shuffles away from him as they get close off the girlfriend walks towards him and he stands up to it but it's very awkward. Then video came out this morning. That shows actually go next. Team had a hand on the small. He's back so. I think that he was advocating or something very going on. Sorry is this a friend of yours now. I know these people. I've met me my life. Merida's air it is another sub genre of couch guy. Talk is now. We have videos of people. Just hyper analyzing the original video. So-called body language experts in. What have you. It's very much like tick talks version of the The the separate or film. I'm invested bounce bounce bounce pause okay. Let's zoom in a little bit rewind. You can see the phone in her hand right there. You can see the case right there. Boom computer enhance. And you have guys like this dude. Who's a says. He's a misconduct attorney. I don't know just seems like a blatant cash. Grab so on the three in south florida and for living investigative misconduct of people in corporations. I've reviewed this video very carefully. And i've come to the conclusion i am convinced. This conduct is highest. And it's not just this investigation. That is reminding me. Unfortunately of true crime to talk that becomes a trend. People are also making spoofs of the original video. Which i don't know about you but this is that's that was my first interaction with this. I just kept seeing videos. That started with that song. And then somebody wheeling a suitcase in to find their partner cheating. There's one that takes place on. Mount olympus where heroin is walking in the example cited. I have a brand anyway. Hair coming in and sees zeus with house. That brand not strong. Apparently anyway one of the many people that zeus and all the fucking gods are standing around just like messy will spare you hearing the e. golding song over and over and over again but know that there are many many of those videos out there for any type of person. My fips unsurprisingly was attacked by like the gay versions of those where long distance lesbians she jumps off the couch. She in fact built the couch. Just for you to sit on like i prefer that i'm going to be honest. The thing here to remember is that we do not know these people. Lauren and robbie who all we know is that a girl went to go visit her boyfriend and he was sitting on a couch. Yeah the fact that there's a whole ass adult attorney schilling for his own misconduct practice using too young. I'm gonna assume like eighteen to nineteen year olds relationship like at some fictional television plot like. I'm sorry that's gross is just grows like all these fucking body language experts sitting there watching this video frame by frame as though this is their relationship or even they know anyone involved in this did lie a little bit when i said we don't know anything more about these people that's not totally true. Like you mentioned. Lauren has made a bunch take talks and robbie has also made a few since the video went viral mostly noting that their relationship is fine and that they should be left the hell alone importantly robbie did not have to talk before this moment. He made one just to respond to the amount of shit that lauren is getting. Can you blame him. I mean no not at all. But i'm just saying you made this man make. Oh count just so he could tell ya to fuck off rachel. What was rob for talk. Like so he only has to the first one. Is this sound and on the screen is a caption that reads couch guy here. You're welcome for getting you up. Berries and cream to tot remember. Not everything is true. Crime don't be a pair of social creep. Go get some fresh air take care. Ideally we would have lauren and robbie on the show to tell us their story themselves. And i'm not gonna lie to you. We really tried and by really tried. I mean madison. Once again proves that she is in the wrong line of work and should be two children in a trenchcoat somewhere. Solving crimes puts a singly. My research methods included but are not limited to a combination of instagram. Take talk this go. Facebook text messages to people hadn't spoken to in a very long time and twitter dams from at least one stranger this the camera disks own my madison. Your genius both lauren. And robbie have done a pretty good job of staying offline so we're not going to blow up their spots too much but i will say that if you want to connect the dots you can and we did reach out but understandably the couple is staying mum and riding out the storm quietly and who could blame them certainly not i and you are there and importantly we're not gonna use versus episode to speculate on what is going on with them. Because frankly i don't care instead we're gonna peach a bootleg psychology course with two liberal arts degrees strap in sit down because after the break. We're going to talk about pair. Social relationships also known as the reason why i think taylor swift and i actually would be really good friends. Wow i was going to say me and tom huddleston. Should perhaps grab a drink some days all on the same wave while we can go over so well more on me. T. s. t. h. and Rh after the break. My work has been seen by millions. Why work up save lives. My work is platinum. Because i helped deliver the vince. Lombardi trophy lifesaving. Medical devices and equipment. The records that biggest hits i work at fedex apply now at fedex dot com slash careers fedex. We're now meets next these days. We hear a lot about crypto currency. And how it's disrupting our monetary systems. But that's not the whole story. You'll far that there's a core group in the crypto currency industry. Where that's the whole reason. We came here design better money that freed humanity. That's edward daily owned founder of a nafa. It's a new decentralized financial ecosystem it's ethos led and puts human needs and human interest. I br essentially building systems of structural flourishing. That's the real cash. Daily on says the current financial structures. Don't work especially for those in the developing world. The highest moral good we can do at the start is to create economic inclusion for every man woman and child on the planet regardless of where they're all regardless how wealthy or how poor their parents were and so as he designed nafa daily owned baked in this element of social good returns value created on its network directly back to participants what a mouth of those stream a small amount of money to ever use an system every day thanks to the advent of cryptocurrency in distributed systems. We can do that by the second. We should want everyone to be included in the economic story of our future. Civilization in the noisy landscape of cryptocurrency. A nafa is refreshing disruptor. It changes that fundamental principle about the wave. If you're a heart center active awake even being you should care about currency just for that reasonable to find out more visit a nafa dot of or download the application on your mobile device and we are back with paracels relationships. Dun dun done. What exactly is a pair social relationship. Why the fuck is everyone. Including robbie himself talking about it and are they inherently bad according to one madison malone karcher a pair of social relationship is and i quote a psychological term that dates back to nineteen fifty-six courtesy of deng horton and our richard wall who acquainted to describe how people feel like they're interview relationship with media figures like television stars movie actors radio host. They don't actually know beyond engaging with their work. as the genius. the scribe. The scholar malone kirscher wrote for slate dot com. it's a mid-century term than nonetheless gets tossed around on twitter and twenty twenty one with abandoned about podcasts. Hose teenage tick-tock stars and these days. John mullany okay. I wrote this week ago. Not gonna lie. Hell oppression so madison. You wrote this piece john. Mullany doesn't oh you squat phenomenal peas. It was in response to the kind of ground swell of emotion. They came after news. Broke that millennials. Having a child with olivia munn right. That is true. I mostly wrote it. Because i found myself sitting sort of this funny mental space where i was watching hardcore mullany heads on twitter working through their feelings in real time about john mullany quote unquote letting them down by splitting up with his wife. I don't know if you know this pajama leaney was like part of his brand was being like the number one guy. Yeah i found out about this after everyone started getting mad. I'm not quite in the mullany internet. But i did see how upset people were. Getting in was kind of surprised was a combination of his brand being so wrapped up in being married to annamarie tendler and also that he very infamously had a recurring bit. About how like. He didn't wanna have kids. They weren't gonna have kids. They were going to be childless adults. And that's totally cool and fine. We're never having kids. We have this grumpy. S french bulldog named petunia. And that's enough are real estate agent. Wanted us to have a baby more than anyone else in our lives. More than anyone on our family she hinted about it constantly every room. She walked into. She'd be like so. This could be an office or maybe a nursery. Yeah no like we said. We don't know if we're going to have no no. I know i know you're not. You don't know if you're going to have a real one eighty there. John real real switch up but you know people learned people grow and that seems to be. What's happening with john mullany. The thing is pair. Social relationships with like celebrities. Influences may be the topic. Is you're right now. But what you're describing to me and what i've largely felt about paracels. Relationships is that celebrities and influencers invite that kind of scrutiny into their lives. His comedy is based off of incredibly personal experience designed to get an audience so identify with him which is kind of the point of celebrity at this point right. That was where i sort of landed by the end of this piece i found myself having like a strange amount of empathy for people who were really big john malini fans and were hurt by this because look on one hand. Are you actually friends with john. Malini should you chat them up with the dog at the dog park. No absolutely not. But you're allowed to feel some kind of way about a person in whom you've invested time and energy and possibly your money like celebrities only get to be celebrities if they have a two way relationship with us right if they have fans i mean cynically. Celebrities are trading on that kind of investment in their life. They are expecting to get money in exchange for offering tidbits of their life to their audience. And those tidbits do not represent their entire life. Which is i think we're people get shit. Twisted is that they assume that you were seeing the totality of someone's life in there and scream feed or during their comedy sets or whatever but it's also disingenuous for people to kind of shame others for having an investment and celebrities when again that is quite literally what celebrities are inviting. You in to do to be completely candid that low anecdote about my dating life at the top of the show designed to get. You ought to identify with me. Gotcha paracels relationship. They're not inherently bad is the thing. Social relationships are what make watching a show for a long time satisfying their. What makes having me in madison in your ears twice a week fun. We hope y'all don't tell yet please. Don't we don't actually want to hear that. But just like y'all don't really know me or my dating life we also don't really know anything about mullany. Even if he kind of tries to make it seem like we do. I do think that obviously platforms like tick-tock which are designed for people to go viral does kind of invite the question of. Aren't you kind of asking people to observe and get invested into your life in exchange for social media fame. That is entirely true. But i think what we're seeing here is what has happened to so many people who have gone mega viral without expecting to is that nothing prepares you for the experience of going mega vi- sounds dumb but truly there is nothing like it. There is no guidebook. If i'm lauren and i posted this i imagine my thought is Maybe a couple of thousand or a hundred thousand people will see this heartwarming video. Not maybe millions of people will watch this and parse every single frame of it trying to dissect my relationship. She didn't ask for that she didn't and she has repeatedly said in comments and foul videos that she does not want this kind of attention and i think that is again where people get shit twisted in regards. A pair of social relationships is yes maybe again. It's all about sense of scale. People are inviting you to observe parts of their lives. But the moment that they're like stop. I do not like this. This is in fact deeply uncomfortable for me and invasive and crossing my boundaries. You need to stop. Of course you can have healthy para social relationships with people you know. I'm thinking for example like i don't know like i was at a brand new carlisle. Show this summer right who somebody. I'm like deeply obsessed with and follow on every social platform. And just you know it makes being at that concert and hearing her music so much more special right because you feel like you have this real connection and vibe even though we are complete strangers and that that has value to me right like even if we are never actually going to be friends like the. I got joy from that that's cool. Let's foster more of those and less of tearing teens apart online. Know exactly like you again. 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Episode 934: Generals and politicians

The Strategists

1:19:07 hr | 2 months ago

Episode 934: Generals and politicians

"This is a strategist episode. Nine thirty four. My name is seen belgium with me. As always stephen carter guys. What's going on as you can see them. I'm missing my my mic. So i'm doing the standup mike like as good. I think you're going to be money for. This is a big step forward. Yes that's going to be good. I see that kind of late. I caught a little late. But i caught it and i don't i don't like it i don't like it. This is my. We have to do this shit twice a week again. Oh yeah mine at this. We might well john. Mullany setup carter cheap will listen up seven times a week because they wanna to. Because once you've listened to one early early you come rushing back to us right. They got salad goes. Why do people think corey. Sounds like john mullany. Kaycee something corey. It's all the drugs so my wife was talking about the boy a so bad. It's not a song. It's the only on no. It's not a song. It's a some because he's the horse in hospital. I feel like. I feel like she together. We could actually be sound boarding. Yeah i like that yet. I think we're going to have to do this twice a week because others. I'm not gonna name names. Are doing this five times a week now. People can listen to us five times a week. Making sure yeah. I'm very rich back catalog. True this is true or they could just listen to the same episode over and over. Because it's dance. It's packed with insights. Isn't it carter. It is and sometimes it takes a few times to listen to corrie to figure what they'll always trying to get across a lot of call forwards to it's like arrested development. You don't even realize it was a joke on your first listening you watch it. You listen to it again and you understand that. Yeah you were supposed to know. Carter smelled like pee. The entire time we were recording. The money was actually in the banana. Stan dave carter chris. Cuomo is gone for transition materials. That's actually sounds like a starbucks standup joke. So of course cuomo is gone anyways as predicted. Stephen carter before we jump into the headlines. I wanted to get your thoughts on this course. I mean he left under the exact circumstances that we suggested that he should leave as always. We prove our reach. People always listen to us and then they take the right action if they hear it. I like it corey Chris cuomo gone because the strategist podcast. any thoughts knows moving onto the headlines. Guys are first headline comes to us from the guardian here. We go anti vaccine. Protesters stormed the bbc headquarters years after it moved out. That is right confused anti vaccine. Protesters stormed what they thought was a major bbc building on monday. Apparently unaware the corporation largely moved out. Almost wait for it. Stephen carter a decade ago. Well we know. They knew that they were behind the times. Of course this definitely seems like it is on par corey hogan anti vaxxers finding the wrong address for the bbc. Does it right itself. Yeah i for one absolutely shocked that they would have found casually inaccurate information online and acted upon it right itself because corey did a good job. Yeah stephen carter desert right itself. Do you have your own version of a anti vaxxers heading to a bbc headquarters that hasn't been there for a decade. Sometimes we read on. The internet is not true. Sometimes what you read on the internet is incorrect. Thank you thanks for that. Betterman understanding today. Yeah those excellent. We'll give you another shot at this. Let's go for our next headline from fortune magazine. Cleveland indians new name and website. Domain is already taken. That is right talked about this last week. You guys had zero thoughts on the cleveland guardians which was correct and apt but officials at cleveland's major league. Baseball team didn't do their homework. When changing their team's name last month they announced that they would no longer be the cleveland. Indians would now be cleveland guardians. One problem corey. a male. Roller derby team in that city has been using the guardians for the past decade. And it owns the website. And it's not willing to give it up from a branding and communications and frank. Frankly sport strategy perspective. Please your thoughts. My honest thoughts are this probably matters an awful lot less than it did twenty years ago. People don't write in domains. Google cleveland already. I somehow suspect the seo of mlb team will be somewhat better than the roller derby team. That's been just literally rolling around for ten years. I feel like they probably fine on that. In fact if you were to go through all of your favorite sports teams. I think you would see that. There's an awful lot with some pretty damn janke. You are else doesn't really matter that much and ultimately i feel like the guardians. The baseball team for clarity probably have the money to solve this problem. The guardians will give up the name. The roller derby team for clarity. Because they would like the money that the guardians have the baseball team again. Clarity i get it. I get it he was. He was slightly upset. I use the headline. And then he turned it into a joke by just added. Clarity stephen carter Do you want to add anything to this exceptionally chosen headlined by yours. Truly listen. I think all the guardians need to do is just reverse the you in the a. It's going to be spelled incorrectly. Most of the time anyways and problem solves itself. I think we're seeing a little bit inside. The steven curtis zone phobias about certain. No kidding liquidating can you guys spell guardians right the correct way. The free literally can do that very easily. I no one knows how to spell. Do it carter. Please do a battle guardians. this is my point. This is the point. You've missed it again. Zane he's seen how i look spell for a living. Okay this is. This is what i do this. This this is. i've won. Multiple spelling bee stephen carter. Let's have to actually walk. You through to the logical extension of that carter as as disappointment gonna do it. My humor going to do move on to our next headline now. This will always delighted and save that word in your mind. This will always delight. Our next headline comes to us from. Tv news to sketch one man charged after flying helicopter to dairy queen to buy an ice cream cake. Say the rcmp. Customers unusual arrival at a schedule and dairy queen has resulted in a criminal charge around five pm. On july. Thirty first the rcmp received a complaint that a helicopter had landed in high traffic parking lot in the community. According to a news release the aircraft quote blew up dust and debris unquote in area. That includes a school and aquatic center. Rcmp said a passenger had climbed out of the helicopter and bought an ice cream cake. Stephen carter how was the ice cream cake. There's really good it was tasty. It's never my favorite thing. I think that there's not enough the crunch in the middle's nice but it's there's never enough crunch and there's always vanilla. According you know this dairy queen does it need to be enshrined as a national monument of some sort. I think the real crime here is four thirty nine for a peanut buster parfait come on. It's ridiculous ads. the does it. Does i think this makes me think that if they do build that dairy queen on center street. Maybe a helipad is something to go on top. The dax is what do you think of that. Rather than really a hello helipad. Right on the first floor. It's just like six feet off the ground. Nine feet up. I really like it. Couldn't be better. There's a lot of people with helicopters in this neighborhood. I think how much. How much is the peanut butter. What is the peanut. Buster parfait four thirty thirty nine and a split splits infinitely more value more value. Absolutely this is the problem. The face small thirty nine four thirty nine right now because of the dynamic pricing that they're so good at two burgers for nine and six good question burgers for ninety nine cents. Who the fuck knows. Stephen still four thirty nine. It was four thirty nine at one point. That's good. I like the. I assume it always will be carter any any final thoughts as this gives you the opportunity to round out your favorite subject and frankly the favorite topic of wait. Hold on hold on tori. I just saw this. Peer paulie of video while i wasn't listening to you and it turns out there's inflation running amok in this country so it's probably five thirty nine foot jump jump throw piggy-bank up in the air. How many takes does it take for police to catch a piggy bank when it comes down. Carter over under on nine over okay. Any final comments on the dairy queen. This is why people come to the show carter any final comments of dairy queen. No but corey. And i will be sharing a banana split for charity at the live strategists event in september. I keep telling you we can each just have one of the different bananas. We don't need to know we split. We don't need to eat them end to end. It's better than where we why what let's move on to our next headline from this one taking us to our home province here in alberta province will backtrack on plans to lift cova nineteen protocols government sources say the province i e alberta for our listeners outside of alberta that have been tracking the call the bouncing ball on this the provinces health guidelines will remain in place for now a alberta government source tells. Abc news the source said that changes previously scheduled to go into effect on august sixteenth on the a couple of days for now will not be implemented at this time but the changes are scheduled. The change of schedule. I should say for august. Thirty first are still on track. Dr dena hinshaw alberta's chief. Medical officer of health is scheduled to speak alongside the education minister on friday morning. We record on thursday evening to provide an update on the back to school guidance in the ongoing work to protect public health in alberta schools unquote. She expected to announce a changes during that press conference. Cory what do you think of this. This is this is a reversal. This is a delay. We talked about this in the past that this government you know when i made the statement that government has rarely backed off you guys provide. It's improved points of how they have in the past. What do you think of this particular Sort of a move by the government should be confirmed as expected tomorrow morning. So i was just going into our group chat and i zoomed back to august. Second which was only like a couple of texaco. We don't talk anymore. I feel bad about and six pm. I texted you okay. I'm starting to think. The government folds on the end of testing and quarantine discuss stephen carter. Six zero one. Pm heartache came real fast not even close they will not zane. Valgy agree with carter court hogan six fourteen pm. I thought about it a thirteen more minutes. I think they might mark these. Were six fifteen k. How are we feeling right now. I mean you can't just. Are we just going to start with text messages now. Is that what this let me. Go back yeah come on let me let me read you some other ones here. Let's hold on quickly earned with the thing in my urine hogan. Let me just go back here. Ha ha ha so. That's the message. That was both of you back to back. Something i said. I that you guys are responding to big day. This is what i said. I said big day and i showed you my seven thousand followers on twitter and i. It was great darndest thousand. Nine hundred i said. Are we recording tonight. Corey hogan. I assume stephen carter. Yes stephen carter. You've dropped to six thousand nine ninety nine which is because corey likely unfold. You which brings me joy. Now listen let me tell you. Why does it bring you joy when i lose followers on twitter but more specifically. I'm feeling just fine. Stephen carter how are you feeling. In terms of in terms of corey's a victory lap that he's trying to take in such a protracted fashion good for him. He was right once. I'm happy for him. I really am lori. Will be proud carter though. Let's let's let's talk about this from the perspective of what the government is trying to do. Here get out of it like getting out of the getting out of the nightmare that they're in right now. Dan nightmare let's talk about the strategy. Let's talk about it. From the perspective of the fact that the mvp and their critic announced these changes alongside the media before the did. What do you make of that. I mean that that cabinet meetings leak so much today. I heard about it. I mean everybody in alberta seemed to know about the meeting even before it was reported out of the media it. They're the the continued leaks. That are now coming out of this government. Make it so that everybody knows what's going on because people there's no loyalty to the government anymore. There's people trying to save themselves and they're trying to leak this stuff out so that they look better in people's is this is a reversal that that is so obvious. Even corey hogan could see coming. And he didn't even understand the sarcasm when you when i opposed it. That's the part that's really upsetting. Is that the sarcasm. The you and i both had in the in those response completely missed by him. This is an inevitable thing and to be honest. I've been spending a lot of time thinking about what corey talked about two weeks ago when he said they should have been doing is resetting. What the measures of success would look like from case because they didn't do that. The number of cases continues to be the primary driver. Now i will say hospitalizations. In intensive care unit hospitalizations are also going up which is very concerning but had they reset from the number of cases to the number of acute cases. They wouldn't necessarily be an as as much trouble as they're in today. Cory what do you. What do you make of what happened. In terms of the rollout here media saying government sources. They're gonna announce tomorrow morning. And then the end. Ep ultimately getting up on a i was gonna say metaphorical but mike and podium and saying this is what's happening as if they were the government in some way to say we've done it we've succeeded. Here's what's ending up as your new policy and really no confirmation from the government as of this type of recording. What do you think of that strategy. By by the and es and what he thinks going on in the government thought that the strategy here was just silly at nobody in the real world gives a damn if the mvp is the one who drops the scoop. That's the media's job that's not the official opposition job and even if they wanted to do it there are ways you do it. We're just say here in strong rumors this blah blah blah not essentially holding a press conference of the government's own light. You not do not do that. Well because it's not a game and this is supposed to be serious stuff and you're trying to win points on the scorecard that doesn't matter ultimately this is the kinda shit they get people like you and me talking. Even steven carter might arouse from a slumber to have an opinion on it. But it's not. It's not the kind of thing that moves votes. It's really not and in fact it can be quite off putting to people because it just seems like games right. Why does it matter who cares. And so i think that the time would have been better spent perhaps getting ready to have the most killer response rather than the fastest response because fastest doesn't matter for breaking government news like this if you're the official seen anything like this before corey and carter merely expanded to you to where were you know. There's trickles of it in the media. The media is reporting that sources say and then an opposition party pounds on it. and saying. Here's what we've erred. Here's what's happening almost like they're they're breaking news. I can't recall. But i'm curious if either of you've historically seen this whether it be in our province or in our country writ large i can't think of a specific instance zane but i. I am quite sure that i have seen. And it's the kind of thing that when you are in a political party office or a caucus actually seems like it's a win. Yeah because it bothers the other guy and you think anything that bothers the other guy is a win but it's it's all end. Sure absolutely leaking to the media. Things that you've heard that that's going on the government side that that happens all the time but again it's it's kind of keeping your eyes off the prize here and i'm sure there were a lot of high. Fives around the andy peacocks. I'm sure they thought this is an awful lot of fun but it doesn't matter it doesn't matter at all and certainly i think that the things that do matter you would be better positioned to do well on if you had taken the time and used a different. I'm curious to get your take on this because can give you guys my my my take reading which is probably a little bit more pedestrian in the sense of saying okay. This is the andes trying to box to use. Cpn they've hearing sources and they're trying to crystallize it and calcified and ensure that there's no way that they can get out of it carter. What are your thoughts on me. I'm curious to hear your thinking on this. But they didn't box anybody in. They released the news. It was news what they should have been doing is preset some of a trap for the for the expected announcement tomorrow so preset something that that is going to be trapped. Give me an example would that what would that look like. For example demanded it actually happened demand at the numbers today. Dr a a more a more comprehensive com demand that they that they extend these for at least six more weeks So then when they announced the six weeks tomorrow it's like see we demanded it now. It actually happened or set a pre trap and then once they've done it or said something that they can't possibly attain to makes their six weeks. Look like it's not the right choice right but by simply announcing look. What's going to happen tomorrow that they're gonna do all you've done is scoop them. That's the media's job to coreys point that's not your job your jobs to win politically not to win information only interesting corey jump in because i feel like the. Andy's probably thought that they had they had. This was kind of a bit of a victory lap. But you want to chime in to a carter was saying go ahead. Yeah i think what carter described is much more common way can go down Where you you know something is coming so you try to make it look like it was your idea in the first place and then of course they announce it and it's often mean decisions in government. Don't happen in eight hours so it it's kind of silly when it occurs but if anything i think zane this reverse box them in this this gives an incentive to the government not to do it and then say what the hell was the. Mvp talking. you can't trust them. They're they're flaky on this. They're just being followed around by rumors that are being thrown out in the twitter sphere. And i don't know. I mean i don't what's the why would you. How would that box you win. If you're the government if anything it creates an opportunity to make your opponent look foolish by not doing with. They're saying you're about to do and you do so let. Let's i mean we're recording. As i mentioned on thursday evening. Most people won't listen to this until tomorrow morning when we know what the what the government will do but do you expect that that that could be a strategy swirling around tonight to say screw it. Let's not let's not go in the direction that was pre leaked so to speak. Now i i ultimately don't because they obviously are coming to if this is true with everything we've heard reporting and there's still that caveat although there's increasingly firm government sourcing on the media side so good reason to believe it's true the the problem is you obviously did it for a reason and that would be the perfect example of cutting off your nose despite your face because again as the government. You've got to be much more worried about the outcomes that you're trying to drive with the policy. That was probably a bit of a bit of a conversation. a cabinet. so you're not going to just say now. Screw it because i wanna make a david. Shepherd look foolish. That doesn't make any sense either. And so i don't see any reason why you would. You would see that carter tell me about advocacy in this case. What's portion of the success if you can call it that. At least delaying the government's agenda was due to advocate senior mind from the ongoing protests from the social media commentary and petitions and advocacy. What part of this do you credit Protesting and advocacy and that the movements that kind of developed across the province for this outcome ours talking to a journalist this week who was trying to remember when we last saw this type of sustained protests and one could argue that the only time that we've seen this type of sustained protest in alberta would be jim prentice bill eleven around was built ten built-in was it built-in who can remember the numbers as bill. Yeah klein's bill. Thirteen was the privatization of healthcare that we saw in the In the mid late nineties those would be probably the two most sustained protests that we've seen here. We're not a protest town. We're not we don't see a lot of strikes and protests so maybe it was the protests or maybe it was the actual evidence. Maybe it was the increasing number of patients in icu. Maybe it was the four thousand one hundred and one active cases in alberta right now maybe it was the over five hundred fifty new cases today and over five hundred new cases yesterday I don't know. But i suspect if it was if i if kenny kenny kenny. That i think he is It was the data not the protests. Interesting you could protest him all day long every day and he would just drive by and say it's interesting The you're so comfortable being so wrong you say something interesting card about sustained protests that if they have some credit to this outcome a or this assumed outcome that sustained element might have been what it is but cory. I want to get your thoughts on this. What what part did advocacy have to play with this with this outcome kept the pressure on and the advocacy in alberta fueled conversation outside of alberta which in turn i think fueled anxiety in alberta as to whether this was the right course of action. It's funny to think that the premier just last week said i will not be lectured by the federal minister of health. For cancelling when. I'm doing and i'm here. We are right and so i think what can't be lost here is that this was an epic own-goal. Yeah nobody was calling for the government to do this. The government decided to do this. The government had to decide not to do this before. The government got to the point of implementation. That's not good. That's not good. There is a parallel universe where this was not announced by our chief medical officer of hamilton. And none of this conversation has has occurred. There would be a different conversation. There'd be the conversation that was already going on as to should albert. I have opened up as quickly as it did in july. But it would not have had this fever pitch at pawn fully intended that we've seen in the past couple of weeks here and that will be interesting to see the ramifications of because certainly the government has said. This was advice from the health professionals. They were very say that. That was actually the trigger to my texts to you all on august. Second right right when we were having this made me think. Maybe they're willing to throw some people under the bus there but nonetheless it was their call their decision and they could have said no they could have said this is out of step with other jurisdictions. I am not inclined to do this. I described it at the time. Is they just ran back into a burning building. They got out of right. I remember you saying. They can't feel more strongly. That was the case especially now. They invited a new crisis on their management of covert nineteen. That did not exist it was fabricated by government action. So i'll be very curious to see what the tone of the press conferences to this. I will be curious to see. What level of accountability is there or not and I don't know. I mean it's just it's utterly fascinating carter. Let trump corey mentioned. You're you're you're helping script the the tone and a skeleton of the message tomorrow for the education minister of course downloaded by the premier's office. What's the tone and kind of what are you saying for your backtrack tomorrow. Hurried has stickhandling something like this. Are there any tenants of political strategy. That would be important to consider when you do backtrack because we always talk about the double down. We rarely talk about how you do a really good backtrack or how you do really good offramp so to speak so curious to hear. If you've got any thoughts on that the first thing i would do. If i was doing this is i would make it. Look like it's not backtrack. You know we were always going to be evaluating what was going to be happening but prior to the school year. We're going to keep pushing for vaccinations. We're gonna make sure that Vaccinations occur. We were never going to just waltz into the school year with everything. Just you know. We were aware that children between zero and eleven were not being vaccinated. We understood that we weren't going to just run into Corey's burning building We had a good plan Unfortunately this plan has been undone by the number the just the sheer volume of people who are refusing to get vaccinated We will double down on our vaccination efforts But this is their fault not ours. And that's probably the tone that i would take is that we're not actually backtracking at all. We want things to be opened. In fact author doing is re reinstating. Some of the testing stuff still quarantine sound like. They're saying you know what let's get back to some of the masking things now. They're not doing any of that. They're just. They're just not stopping testing. They're just not stopping reporting the numbers. That's it everything else. You can still walk into a store unmatched here man like. It's not a big backtrack. Not at all corey. How do you position a reversal of course and offramp backtrack whatever you wanna call it. What are some lessons year that that was a political party or political leader should consider. And what do you to your introducing of the topic. Expect the message in the tone to be tomorrow. And how would you script at trajan be Advising the minister of education. We listened to our experts. We still believe the experts are correct. Here this is a pause to illustrate that this plan will work because testing will continue in. Albertans can see those numbers decline now. It's really unfortunate that the federal government has decided to make this a political football and attack alberta and rattle confidence in the province of alberta taking actions that are hurting our economy taking actions that are hurting our people who are having these these concerns brought onto them by these these groups that are just trying to make a point and win some political scores here. We are assigned striven jurisdictions like germany are ending their public testing. They're following our lead but justin trudeau would rather hurt. Our province rattled confidence and wreck kind of the public psyche. Here just in service of trying to win a couple of other seats in quebec. It's absolutely outrageous. But we were out. We are not going to allow ourselves to be football. During this ill-conceived federal election that we know is coming nicely done. Maybe maybe if someone listens to that tonight has Downloaded by tonight. They can maybe copy and paste some free cory hogan and stephen carter carter john mullany before we move on see muted seems to be interested stipulating. That is my best john mullany too. It was really good. I'm sure of we're going to leave that there. Let's move on to our first segment. Our first segment written in the stars stephen carter. It's happening an election. Aren't you excited. Look at we should do the video version of these of these podcasts. As people people wanna see what we see with the the reactions the facial expressions. The looks of disgust that we share amongst ourselves. according i mostly At some of the you know the inane questions that we have to work our way through and for sure. I can't remember the questions there was a it was pretty much a way of introducing the topic to you. Stephen carter oh god on sunday. The sources are saying sources. All over that justin trudeau is going to call the election on sunday. And i want to talk about. What a launch looks like. What's going on right now. We're going to do all the fun stuff and carter. Let's start here. Which is we expect. Sunday to happen for justin trudeau. I'm not gonna ask you guys to script strategies for each party. But i wanna find out what's going on now. We're thursday evening. We're expecting a sunday election. What is everyone doing at this hour like. This is what. I'm really fascinated about. Because i'm sure different strokes for different folks applies but there's probably some conventional wisdom in terms of as we move from political strategy to our sweet spot campaign strategy. What are people doing to to put their campaigns together right now like what exactly is happening. So we'll try to go through it in terms of like order. But i want your thoughts first of all. Give me overarching right. Thursday night to sunday. Everyone now knows we were expecting it for a long time. It's been telegraphed for everyone. That was going to happen last sunday this sunday. But now that it's real. It's clicked into focus. What are some of the high level things that each Each political party perhaps even agnostic of their partisanship is thinking right now than koi. Same question to you and then let's dig deeper on on a bunch of stuff. Every single campaign has got two things going right now that they've been working on him. We've actually been seeing some of these things. The first is the proactive messaging structure. Right so what is it that we want to be talking about on any given day and they've now mapped out their message board for the thirty six days of the campaign in fact they've been mapped out for. They probably did a fifty day. Sixty a message board where they can so to speak. Yeah so they know exactly what they were saying. Prior to the writ they know exactly what they're going to say you know like the fact that this league today through reuters. that wasn't a big scoop from reuters. Someone in the liberal campaign said you know we should do. We should make sure the three days before. We actually dropped the yeah. People are prepared mentally for the rich drop. We did not want this to be a surprise right. If this is a surprise then this is gonna. This will take us off of our message of that particular day and that particular days. Proactive message is blank. Whatever they want it to be. And i imagine that it is. We need a new mandate for economic recovery post pandemic rather than the amazing spectacular pandemic response that we've managed up to this point so that that's the first piece is the proactive. Then the second thing. And i think we've seen of this in in play as well. Is the reactive messaging. The war. rooms are all up and running for each of these parties. They've got their top fifteen to twenty media professionals all sitting in room. They've assigned out desks. They've got the phone calls from each of the each of the regions each region has a reporting structure to make sure that you know. The the hq knows what's happening. In each of the each of the areas those professionals have been working twelve hour days for the last week. And a half anyway. Doing what accumulating is that. What's going on over. The awful has been done for for months. it's in the. can you think this is testing. The processes right. We heard a whisper of this thing. There's a candidate in nova scotia. That pete into a cup. How are we going to respond to it right. There is a candidate in british columbia. That's been accused of sleeping with a sheep. How are we going to respond to these things. These things a date in Who drank from that peak up. We're going to respond to. How are we going to respond to it. Those are the those are the things that have been tested and we talked about it. A couple times in the podcast. Actually where we've talked about. This was a message of the day. This was essentially the war room reacting to a story and trying to spin that story into something more akin potentially was so. We've seen that in the podcast already. We've talked about that in the podcast and those reactive pieces of are are ramping up and the third thing and i don't want wanna get into any detail on it because it's a totally different thing and that is the actual logistics of a thirty six day election campaign and tour that's all written Of course it'll be variants there'll be variations and the plan will change every every election professional knows that the plan will change. But that doesn't mean you don't already have your thirty six day. Logistic schedule in your logistics captain's already go because i'll tell you something. We're all going to be shocked when the airplane's roll out of the hanger and there's a conservative airplane and there's a liberal lane and there's an end ep bus you're such a shitty high court can can quickly summarize bicycle to greet six with the foldable bicycle. Which by the way would let me. Let me summarize for our listeners. Rarely do i care for the listener. But i know there might be a couple so scripting the red war room. Scripting logistics cory. What else do you want to add to the mix what is going on in this moment couple days before quote unquote ripped trump. I mean a lot. Lots flies men. It's the climb before the drop on the roller coaster. It's the calm before the storm. You can't believe you're out of time you can't believe it's here. There's never enough time you start thinking about the things that you've decided to do you. Second guess so many decisions you're making these revisions like it's a wedding seating plan on in your kind of message board. Weekly themes daily themes. Maybe we put this when i maybe this one second. Maybe this is stronger in week. Two than it is in week. Three euro blocking out where your auto hits com- if you've got them ready to go and you have your plan and you're ready and you've got the plan and you think this is what you're going to do for the next thirty six days but you know it's not right that's the thing if you've done even one campaign you know it won't work. It never does with apologies to harold. Macmillan knocks campaigns off course events dear boy events right things happen then you have to react to them and then you're all of a sudden saying do i react to this thing or do i try to stay on my message box. And how do i make this. Vote my message box. And sometimes there's inelegant fits. And i'm sure we'll talk more about that along the way the other thing i want to say. His generals and politicians are always fighting the last war. And so you're looking at the last election and you're saying this happened last time. How are we going to react to it. this happened. what would we do to make sure we didn't find ourselves into similar situation. And you're almost running the scenario test but using the data sets you have which are previous campaigns and and so you you do tend to think a lot about like how you would've thought that fight What you're going to do if you're in a similar situation you know again you know. The situation is not going to be the same. But you're you wanna make sure you're more durable than the previous campaign whether you're the person who won the campaign before the person who lost the campaign and then what carter said is really important testing systems right or they should be. Somebody has to hit. Send on a press release through campaign tools for the first time in years. I remember we talked about this. In two thousand fifteen because there was some sort of this was during the provincial campaign. For the i believe when we yet where i think it was the wild rose. We're getting really mad because they said somebody's our systems. That's that's why our news releases aren't going to all of the newsroom's fucking didn't you just used a spam tool to spam people for the first time in four years and it went into the fold people and so that's got to be dealt with logistics around planes logistics around buses. Last minute ad buys because now you're really sure even you're ninety presents before you're gonna start dropping money at certain moments it's And there's never enough time is never enough time. can i take carter trump. and then. I want to take a few of these piece by piece to dig in a little bit more jumping carter. Well i think both of us said that it's really important to have the plan and it's really important to test the system and and both of those things need to happen because what you're doing is you're switching off of all of your existing government paid systems and then they they kind of shift into something completely different and so that that has to be completely rethought and tested all the way through and the plan itself. Everybody knows it's not gonna happen the way you wrote it down but you still have to have that right now so in in why is the plan is about the exercise. It's the thinking that goes into it. It's the processes where you identify the issues that you are strong on you. Identify the issues. They are weak on and all of that rigor that informs a plan that. That's the important part in many ways. You know i say it all the time but good strategy comes from good analysis and the analysis that you have to do even if the strategy of changing because of all of the various events that's durable product that's useful things to have at hand and and it gets your team ready if they have to build a plan and then rebuilt a plan and then rebuild the plan and then rebuilt a plan and rebuild a plan and then rebuild a plan when they have to rebuild the plan. They're going to be ready to do so right right. And so that that iterative exercised matters. Cardi you guys talked about government to campaign both from a technology perspective. I wanna talk about that in a second. But before i get into that to talk to me about bring me inside if i'm someone listening to this show was never seen what is unquote scripted. In a political campaign tell me what sort of elemental things are scripted. And i think there's a few things where obvious policy right a logistics. Who's going to be where where the leaders going to be at certain times. What other things that might surprise. People are scripted. I assume oppor research and timeliness of that are scripted. Is the whole story of the campaign scripted in a sense where it says if we hit oppo piece we hit piece. It mean like this and they're going to say this and they. I don't i mean you can do that you can say. I'm curious if that kind of decision trine is kind of useless after a couple of steps like change all away but the story is the most important part. I think stephen and i would both agree as as you know him as a current campaign practitioner as a former campaign practitioner. Nothing is more important than story because we've talked about it all the time. You're trying ultimately to establish a ballot question. You want a narrative in. Somebody's mind when they go to the poll. And say this is what this election is about and by defining that question. You define the answer right. If you're worried about issue x. conservatives issue why and ep issues e liberals and you set that question if you've got a successful campaign but then you break the story into themes those themes become your weeks in all likelihood doesn't have to be of arbitrary and within those themes you have individual announcements or events those become your your set pieces and you're able to move those around within your theme weeks relatively effortlessly within all of that you also then have the auto and the way you're trying to knock them off of their theme weeks and carter. You're trying to jump into all stop there part of what else scripted jumping everything scripted. Everything is scripted and everything has to fit and the the trick is so. I work on an awful lot of character development for the opposition. Right so what is the brand that i or the character positioning that i want the opposition to occupy and then how do i write that into my stories because the stories that were writing through i like to think of it like a very long novel right and so the thirty six day campaign structure is thirty six chapters. And you're going to have thirty six scenes you know so within each of those. There's so you're doing three events a day right so there's three different scenes day inside of those scenes you have the characters the right you have a character of yourself. How much do. I wanna spend exploring the character of justin trudeau. How much time do i want to spend exploring this. The character of of took me sing. How much do i want to explore. Erin o'toole and you can put into your script. How much time you wish to expose those people. So i'm in the middle of a campaign right now. We're not doing any character exploration of our opposition right. Now we could do character exploration but the opportunity hasn't written itself into our script. You don't just jump into it just because you think to yourself you know. I haven't talked about erin o'toole for awhile. You only talk about. Aaron o'toole in the context of the chapter that you're writing right so all of these stories have to tie together so at the end of it. The thirty six days reads like an actual plan novel and the interesting part about it is some pieces. Were planned sometimes. You know that on the eleventh to last day you're going to do lake a fire but more often than not. You don't know that on the eleventh. The last day lake of fire is going to be there. But if you've done your work properly when lake afire happens. It's exactly the character expectation that your primary audience has and that character expert expectation is all the work that you did prior to the eleventh last day right so you have to do those pieces of work and you have to do that scripting so that that when these opportunities arise they are actually seeing one of the things that was challenge with black face last time is because it was it kind of came out of nowhere. The set the expectation was in there. No one no one was walking around thinking you know what. I wonder if justin trudeau is a little bit racist. If they had thinking not then that black face would have landed totally different. How are you. Can i ask coronel. Wanna jump in. But carter to your to your last comment on the black face brown face otto from last time it seemed pretty clear that team trudeau did not know that was coming out. Based on how flat-footed. They were where he responded. How he responded. If you know something about you will emerge you. Also script that our scripting. And don't gimme. Gimme an example of how your perhaps scripting and then. I'll let you respond to this. And i'll i'll move onto to other elements but curious on that one carter. The classic is the is the one on one. Sit down right. you've got something negative see. Set up your one on one. Sit down and you let it come out in the one one. And you're you're decimated early upset and then it runs a three day cycle and it's over if justin trudeau had leaked his own photos. Like i probably wouldn't have done so so many different techniques and tactics that you can use right you can go down and you can do a mea culpa before it happens you can leak it before it happens and then do the mea culpa afterwards you you know you can expose it by accident like there's a bunch of stuff that we've done in the past where i accidentally send out an email to the wrong people you know. Oh golly that's terrible. How did you get that. Oh jeez Those types of techniques and tactics are available to you to get your information out so the people you frame your response right so bad news like we've talked about this before. It's very difficult for the for the population to have a collective memory of longer than three or four days. So if you want something to disappear just do it at the beginning you know. Just do it at the beginning. It's it's so much easier and that was one of the problems with black face. Brown face with trudeau came to early. In the election cycle time people were able to factor it in. We've come if he'd come with like when we had the lake of fire with eleven days to go. I mean frankly. That was too early to but daniel smith kept fumbling the ball and kept it in the story all the way through to election day. Had she dealt with appropriately it would have been a three day cycle and it would have been over. I mean we prepared to keep it going for six days or so. But i don't think i could sustained it for longer than six days. Corey jumping on any of the scripting comments. You have and. I want to get into a conversation with both of you about stress. Testing and and Building the muscle memory of governing to running an election both from personnel but also from the candidates perspective so anything on scripting before we jump into that second category. Kerr covered an awful lot of it. But of course when you are working on your campaign narrative you're also trying to imagine the other guys or gals campaign narrative and you're trying to imagine their steps and it's it's a game of chess in some ways in other ways it's much blunter than that to can put their message the loudest and most consistent in this. You know the theory of communication. Say it enough time. Say it loudly and say well and people will probably agree with you. So i think I think realistically this is part of what makes it so hard to plan as well to. You're trying to imagine what other people are up to but it doesn't mean you don't do it for all of the reasons we've just talked about. Let's jump into the stress testing of systems What sort of stress testing are generally doing. And then let's talk about. Also you know this transition between governance and campaigning. On one of the things we've seen in the past is certain leaders and teams not just on a systems basis but unlike cadence tone Basis of still feel like they're governing in the first days of of a writ period. They still feel like they're almost like either premium prime minister mode not leader of the party mode so talk about how you kind of prime test all of those things heading into a pretty short election period and making sure. You're you're ready on day one. Yeah realistically one of the best ways that you're able to provide that continuity that the staff that you had who were either government staffers or caucus staffers the opposition. Or you know working in the oh they take leaves they go on vacation whatever and then they go and they do the exact same function for the campaign so you the media spokespeople or the media spokespeople and make sure people who do tour and and sort of get it and of course with campaign it's different it's absolutely different in the different skill sets. You need to play along. But that's part of it and one of the things though it's like if an entire office you know what it's like. It's you remember in the show madman. Where they left sterling cooper and they started stealing sterling cooper draper price and they had to sort of figure out how everything worked in this new environment. And they didn't have the trappings of that previous large organization is like that. You're used to use certain tools. And you've gotta use different tools. You don't have the same tools available you gotta make sure you're able to work the same workflows you've got to put out news releases over the wire maybe differently. Maybe you're using the same service depends on how you doing it right now and what you wanna do is you just wanna make sure. All of them are working. You don't want the first time you hit send on an email to continue to use this example to be when it really matters you wanna you wanna have some other examples there you wanna make sure all of the phones are there you want to have people go through it and sort of that that everything is occurring You know with the right phone numbers on it. And every as you're going through i mean in many ways zane. It's like setting up any office. Gotta go through the checklist of things big and small as small as where do i get pens yet as big as how do i get a plane. You'll get much bigger than that. Carter talk to you about the leader of the party. Howdy ensure that the rust is off from either governance mode or opposition mode into like full-on campaign mode. Even is it different. Maybe ask you that question. Is it different than the muscle that they've been using. Perhaps prior to to a ripping dropped in a full on campaign being on. And how do you ensure and how do you stress test your candidate your leader your chief sort of spokesperson to ensure that. They're at the top of their game on day. One well first of all it is different. It has similar elements right. Because you know you have question period every day when you're in the house of commons and that feels like it's very much the theater you can't it's not it's totally different because the audience is different right so i came up studying theater and and one of the things. We learned very quickly in theater. Is that the the the venue matters right. If you try and do a blackbox theater in a in a giant broadway style theatre presenting marks theater. It won't work because the space is different in one of the things that i fear with with elections is that wherever. He just thinks that what they're doing is moving the house of commons outside. You're not moving the house of commons outside. You are doing a completely different batch of theater and the audience. She turns on through the course of the thirty six days. You know those of us that that the pay attention to question period on a daily basis. That's a small number of people by the time. This thing is do not count myself in that group either. Like it's a small so i was talking other people if i'm actually question period we've watch. That's where it's at but this is not this is we're not that audience and it turns and neither is the general public and now the general public going to turn on and they're going to see things completely differently. They approach things completely differently. And the audience impacts the political theater is it. Is it route to say. Are you lowest common denominator in yourself or is that is that not the right approach like i use that word but what are you actually trying to do like. If you're you're trying to simplify your messages to away that somebody who does not think about these things. All of the time can hear what you're saying and understand what you're trying to do and it is a different type of communication in some ways. It's it's about pretty inside the jargon it's about putting aside the that the pageantry and the theater of the meta politics that we all get so absorbed insurance talking about things like who scooped whom on the release of news from the government. It's it's getting it down to what matters to two canadians writ large. Not just the canadians who follow this. The way others obsessively follow sports or or whatever or knitting so people love knitting i. It's not just sports. Put this into theatrical point of view where you can put it into sports point of view or you can put it into an arts point you know like a giant movies on the oscars nine people when they start to pay attention differently. Changes the show right so the super bowl is different than every other football game but it still the exact same football game in analogy so if you know that the super bowl is different. What is it that makes it different. What what pageantry and changes do you add. That actually makes it work right so every once in a while. You gotta rip off. Janet jackson's costume and show a little bit of nipple. That's that's what makes it all work right so no. That's not part of the football game. You're such a great track and then you're doing fine and then you weren't so for me and it's also like watching a great theater actor try and do tv. It doesn't work right and being justin trudeau. He i think he does that. Thrust in perry of the of the house of commons. actually fairly. well. I don't think it transfers to the elections particularly well. I don't think he's a great election performer. And that's one of the reasons that they've never mean. They broke through in in two thousand fifteen on the grounds of their of their newness Twenty nine Felt like it was a little bit force and the electorate rewarded him. Why not you know by giving him a government without giving him the majority of the votes or the plurality of the votes So this is a this is going to be a very interesting exercise to see if the pandemic has changed his relationship with the audience. And i'm really looking forward to see if the if the liberal party itself has changed the way that they're approaching their election. Because i just don't think very good at it still and the thing that drives me a bit crazy is always keep going back to the same people. Tom pittsfield still going to be doing. The digital hasn't been any good digital since it hasn't been good digital but they're going back to the same that we've got we've got we've got close to forty days to be able to assess the content. That's being put on. I look forward to doing that in terms of the individual pieces. But take me into a corey. Hogan run or stephen carter run campaign this weekend. Right you guys are the national directors for agnostic. I don't care which party heading into this weekend. what are you doing. You talked about stress testing. You've talked about scripting you've talked about tweaking all of those things making sure. The logistics are right. Corey gave a good sort of laundry. Lists of all the emotions that you're feeling but it's thursday night you finally know if you're if you're the end ep or the conservatives and you're finally here if you're the liberals what are you doing this weekend and corey. Give me a sense if this is corey hogan run national campaign. Are you huddle in the troops together this weekend. Are you meeting with the leader. Gimme a few things that could happen that you would be considering this weekend as you head into what. You're expecting sunday monday. Yeah i mean this is an interesting bridge period between all of the behind the scenes. And the the you know in front of the curtain carter whatever you would call it using your theater metaphors but this is. This is a time that has characteristics of both so you are rapidly trying to get all of your plans into place. It's dunya it's never done right when the campaign starts you're tinkering with these things but you're also making those bridges to the external community now now. Your communication is like the pre-game show to continue the sports metaphor. There are a few more people tuned in their thinking about it. So the campaign has set date where it starts but the reality is the actions now and we've seen even erin o'toole and his converse in quebec where he's making promises it's sorta starting. It's already beginning if you're the campaign director you're also making those connections to your regional directors. You're probably taking the opportunity to do the things you don't really have time for during the campaign with all of your other campaign managers so that big round table conversation okay. This is happening here we go. Let's talk about it. This is how we're going to run it every morning. You're gonna hop on this call. You're going to get these things. You're getting everybody out there and volunteer land a little bit ready and getting their sea legs under them as well. And there's really not a lot of time for too too much more than that. Ideally you already have your sense of team camaraderie. You're not trying to build that on day one of a campaign because you've assembled your team in the times past and likely it is a continuation in some way shape or form of a lot of the senior people in other contexts. And you you're working with them already. Of course authority probably met with them at the very least nf gut deep intimate ties with them. If you're doing this right but there's a lot of people you haven't been meeting with. There's a lot of that are getting redeployed or deployed to one of the regional branches or whatnot. So this is the time. This is the time to bill those those connections that you don't wanna be building and tightening up on the first days of the campaign. Tell you establish expectations to tell you. Establish the pecking order bluntly between. I'm gonna tell you to do these things and you're going to do them by what you what role you've done on her previous campaign or what chief of staff you used to be administered. This is how it works. Well yeah and also if you are under the illusion that as a local campaign manager you were getting to choose. abc. It's not on the call. You're not on the call saying unless you are a real deck. I guess it could work for some people. But you're not saying you're not going to get to do that. You're not going to get to do that. You are setting those expectations though through words. Use the way you're talking to people the firmness you're doing to some of these suggestions that come up because they'll be some someone some manager somewhere. Who says corey. I've got a question like this. Wanna call dozens or more candidates. Saying where do i get lawn signs here and you say that is not the time for. That's not what this call is about all your regional person. They will manage. All of those things here is what this call is about. And you just have to be firm established those things because you don't want to be establishing them on a morning call during a very busy campaign i carter. I want to come to you. But i know the answer to this next question. I'm gonna ask corey from your perspective or at least i think i do so. I'm gonna ask corey for it. Corey from a strategy perspective and transparency on strategy if you were the national campaign director for a campaign this week and you had your call. Let's say saturday morning saturday morning. Nine am eastern every campaign manager in the country dials. in how open source are you with our campaign strategy with the party's campaign. Because i think i know carter's answer to this which is why i'm asking you. What's your approach as it relates to. Hey here's what we've scripted. Here's our story. You could go and varying degrees of it. But how are you kind of getting buy in from a group of people across the country. Decentralized leading up knowing that they're still got disproportionate skin in the game. I'm kind of curious how you would lead it to that karolinska too. But i want to go to corey i on. This is two things right. I talked about generals and politicians are always fighting the last war. We've talked about the military metaphors. It's called a campaign for fox. Say it's because it is a bit more command and control so you're not necessarily under any kind of requirement to share all of this information down. It's go do your thing. We'll do our thing now. Obviously a modern campaign. And i think even if you were patent back in the day you're not gonna run entirely like that you want to build a sense of camaraderie amongst people. You want to give people a sense there on the inside. There are things frankly that make people feel like they're on the inside that it would be great if they were run on the front page of the globe and mail. This is what this campaign is all about. Arou- we're going to be doing this. We're going to be coming in hard on these issues. No harm in that. And i think you should share those things and i do believe ultimately you wanna you wanna be making sure that everybody understands the strategy yet a fundamental level. This is what we're trying to do here but especially with the national campaign as a big big calls right. You have to assume that somebody could slip it out. You have to assume that security is not one hundred percent And you know you don't necessarily always run big calls like that there's regional calls but my point here would be. You can't be dumb. you can't say next week. We're going to drop this auto on on justin trudeau or anything like that and you also don't want to give a sense that it's up for conversation debate because when people know the specifics that are coming through there. You're going to get a lot of opinions. And so you've got to be careful how much you're hitting various throttles and you've got to read the room and understand what your troops need at different times to continue the metaphor. I do generally like transparency for these things but there is a limit particularly in a campaign. Context carter how open source. Are you a two questions for you. How open source are you with your strategy leading national campaign. He got a huddle with the troops this weekend. And secondly you know. Let's talk about what your priorities would be this weekend as national campaign director. What would you be doing. Corey talked about limited time right so he would talk about some items related to relationship building bridge building. What are you doing this weekend. What's going on for you so those two questions. Well let's start with the strategy. I'm way more open than corey. But i agree with him that you're not telling everybody when you're going to drop the piece right. Yeah but you do need to make sure that everybody understands your core messages. Everybody understands that brand structure. You're trying to create. who is who are we. What are we talking about. When are we talking about it. How do we respond to things. You are with the conservative party. We never send our candidates in into a debate are we. Are we gonna say. Yes to all the debates. There should be some sort of big strategic strokes on the painting that everybody knows where they are. Everybody operates the exact same way. Because that's how you're going to be able to build the brand. Frankly that that the public needs to interact with We like to pretend that the leaders tours the only way that people experience the brand and it is a huge percentage of how the brand is communicated but you still need your your local campaigns To be on brand and and able to communicate and understanding what the next step is that the major campaign is doing so my view is that you know you're not eisenhower. Creating fake fake strategy are fake. Campaign with patent. Meal storm normandy. I mean you're not doing that. You're you're making sure that everybody knows that you're going to storm. He you know you're storm into europe and this is how you're going to do it and this is how you're going to win. You're not telling them the exact beaches the exact dates the exact elements you telling the themes and the ideas and in terms of what i'm doing this weekend. There's probably been a bunch of people working on a on a video for three weeks that is going to launch this campaign group of really talented six eight people that have been working on a video that has been three weeks in development. And i'm throwing that fucking thing in the trash can. I'm saying i. I forgot this. This speech to the speech is going to change a lot this weekend wrong. It's fucking garbage. Throw it away. Bring me a new one by the moral. This fact that rewrites will be israel horrible. Start from scratch. Why because he kept apor y. Tell me why worked. You're you're working because campaigns don't work with a three week window campaigns work with twelve hours thirty six hours. That's what you get so you make it work so you've gotta be able to have that muscle expressed and it just doesn't work in government. That's another almost. It's it's it's real but it's also part of the stress test part of getting yourselves ready like the fuck cares what you launch with. Who's launch video. You remember on election day. No one's but you so you throw the fucking thing away and force them to do the work again. Because that's how they're gonna fill that and create the best finishing so i don't know if i one hundred percent agree that you do it just for fun like what carter saying that. There's there's a lot that i agree with. And i think particularly if you're coming from government into a campaign these are these. Are they run a different different. Different speeds it's not unreasonable in a campaign actual example to have your seven. Am meeting out of that meeting. Have an idea have. A website launched by one. Pm that's a real example. We've all done the government. You would be sixty days for the rfp. Like it's just seems different. So i call goddess sort of shake that off. I recall the three of us and bring a story. And i remember when we used to work in the agency world. They were like. Hey guys this is an agency. This is not corporate stuff. This moves at a faster pace. Oh yeah and it was glacial. He was raised. It was it was glacial. Because if you felt. And i felt the same way going back to my business to after a political campaign you come back and like the world is just moving like you guys are grabbing coffee and it's like the day's done and all we did is just right the video and we shoot it editor and it's not out there. It's like it feels extremely we normalize to that pace and then you have to ramp up to your to your point so i appreciate that now. Champion pace over decades as you are with careerist absolutely. Unsustainable campaigns are not built to last for decades. Campaigns are latte built to last for thirty six days and they are held together by baling wire and duct tape by the end and people's nerves. Afraid and if you're not see like you shouldn't see tears in an office. I'm being flipped but you will see tears in an office. You'll see people frustrated people who have slept in like a week at least not in any kind of substantive sense e campaigns break people you probably also see on the positive side stars emerge people started one role on day one end up in a very different role on day. Thirty six so to speak. Stephen carter can start a campaign manager and be installing signs before the end of carrying john kerry's luggage in nineteen ninety-seven by halfway through that campaign organized the first digital a digital press conference where we had video and audio from montreal in calgary and that was the first internet press conference that was ever held in canada that was nineteen ninety seven that that didn't work by the way i was going to undercut yourself. So listen to both of you carter. You've given your answer in a previous previous statement. You're doing all this this weekend. You're gearing up corey. How important is launch. Day is launch day just important to get started get the nerves out and be there or are there real stakes to launch and. I know we'll discuss this on sunday. So let's start the conversation here and then we'll jump into every party. What they did on sunday there on after but give me the stakes to get zodda. It's not a one size fits all answer. Zane Launched a matters an awful lot. More for erin o'toole than it does justin trudeau. Because for aaron o'toole it will be an introduction to a great number of canadians who don't know him and you only get one shot at first impression for differ justin trudeau. He's a known commodity. He could have terrible. Launched could have a gaffe. He could have the audio just broken. It's not going to have the same kind of effect that it would necessarily on somebody who's new similarly if there's a sense that there's a campaign that can't shoot straight and they don't shoot straight. That will reinforce errands. So it's going to have a different answer. Depending on who you are where you are in the overall political conversation but by and large i think launch is pretty important. I think it's important. Because it establishes so many of the themes that in theory you are going to carry throughout the election you wanna be able to hear them coming through clear isabel and it's also important because it's when your team has to start moving and if you have a campaigns take awhile to ramp up don't kid yourself day. There are hiccups galore. And you only a few of them from the public point of view. But there's there's all sorts of troubles occurring. There'll be somebody who's texting. They'll realize four days later they were texting the government phone that person previously had not the actual phone. They haven't seen these tax. I mean this shit happens but what you need to what you need to sort of what you hope to is. Things are moving well enough that you don't have major foundational problems. The structure is good. The bones of the house are good if you have problems with that. You've got problems if it's just the regular stuff. It's the shakedown stuff. Okay manage it. What managers do managers manage But in that sense the launch matters carter. Give me the. Maybe it's not the one-size-fits-all answer. Maybe give me specific one as a tee up to sunday. perhaps in terms of is launch damian. Does it matter is it. Is it perhaps overblown in your mind. And and what are. What are the expectations of of launch day in single vote is counted the launch day successor failure but a launch as successor failure determines the overall success of the campaign so that is a a gobbledygook answer. The tells us that we're we're going If you can't launch properly you're probably not gonna campaign rapidly But just because you launch well doesn't mean that the entire campaigns just gonna unfold for lake you know the yellow brick road. It just doesn't work that way. I would say that a good launch is neither necessary nor sufficient to win an election but it strongly correlates tunes election performance. We're going to leave that segment. There moved onto our final segment over under in our lightning round. Stephen carter we do it for you. We do the whole show for you. Yeah no of course. Thank you even carter. The the incumbent's advantage on a thirty six day writ period the shortest period that we can have that's what we're expecting and the associated incumbent's advantage that comes with that or the conventional wisdom of the incumbent advantage that comes with a thirty six day read period overrated underrated. Stephen carter overrated. I think that you know. It's an incumbent's advantage until such time as piss it away and history has shown that many many incumbents pisses away. I remember doing the liberal party special in two thousand fifteen Which is up on our feed. People should listen to it We were talking about you. Know mulcair is advantage. How far back. Just justin trudeau was. Now there's a longer campaign maybe you could make the case that in a shorter situation he wouldn't have been able to pull it off but the truth is the Campaigns matter whether the thirty six days or five days campaigns Can shift in ways that new incumbent government can't possibly foresee and while there may be an advantage. I just don't think it's as overwhelming as as people seem to think it would make it sound like you know. Areola elliot trudeau. Brian mulroney or Stephen harper would never lose because they always had such an such an advantage. And that's not the case. Corey carter says overrated on the incumbent's advantage on the thirty six day shorten written short in paired the shortest possible period. The incumbent's advantage associated with that overrated underrated corey overrated for sure thirty six days. It's cliche but it's true. It's a lifetime in politics and think about. Let's just sort of blend worlds and let's talk about where alberta was thirty six days ago on cove just to give you an example. Cove is a real thing. That's happening here. In candidate writ large. As well. And i think we can expect to see that situation of ways. We may not anticipate a lot can happen in a month in politics. Especially if every day. There's this news-making activity. That is the leaders out there. Making news intentionally trying to do this. That's i mean in some ways it's like six months of normal political activity. Compressed into thirty six days that people are paying intense attention to it matters. It matters a great deal now. One of the things that we always have to be watching the evolution of voting patterns and i think with cove is well. We can expect to be a lot of people who vote early and by mail and yeah and so in a sense is this is thirty six day election or is it. Something shorter still. That might not be enough time for any substantive changes when you get right down to it which might be part of the liberal calculation here but campaigns matter i would never say otherwise and i think it would be foolish to suggest that what is destiny. Corey i'm going to stick with you. On this launch days overrated underrated i they're overrated simply because people put so much into them from the outside they matter. I wouldn't want people to think that they didn't matter. I thought they didn't matter. But i would be really hard. Pressed to actually quote from launch day speech. Remember too much of the visuals of launch day for most leaders. I can remember. I guess it was in fifteen. Mulcair was at the across the river in in. Get no somewhere and i think trudeau was. Nbc in front of a bunch of candidates couldn't tell you what harper was doing. Yeah i mean sometimes you remember. Sometimes you don't but rarely history determined by them carter. Same question to you. Launch days overrated underrated overrated even corey with his amazing memory. I can't remember anything of any real detail of any launch day ever in the history of mankind carter's justin trudeau's obviously coast and across the country signing childcare deals. Just got to sketchy on in the bag. But i want ask you a more general question. The pre writ promises by an incumbent heading into a writ period. The pre writ sorta like promises tour money. Drop making it. Rain overrated underrated in your mind. Do voters actually remember that shit. When we're going through a thirty six day period that will feel like a lifetime. Anyways it's it's i think it's overrated but at least it takes you into the election with the right type of brand framework so you're not coming in from the deficit. You're able to come in a little bit ahead of the game but it can change. I mean we we entered. I've been involved in elections where we enter really strong and very very quickly at turns on you. Sometimes it just you know. It doesn't matter what you've promised if things go against you during the election it can be very very quickly on done. Yeah like the tightening of the polls is something that that we've seen very often early on in and then kinda has some oxygen of corey. Same question for you. You know on the heels of justin trudeau signing saskatchewan. Getting them in the bag blood rumors by the way that he was going to try to get ontario prior to the to the right here but he got his catch on another. You know conservative. Promise province i should say but overall pre promises heading into the red period overrated underrated in your mind. I believe they're underrated. They're not your moves. People just aren't paying attention so it'd be foolish if they were your moves but it is setting the chessboard. It's putting your pieces where you want them to be allows you to have things to talk about. Certainly there's nothing that stops politicians from renouncing things they did in the lead up to the election. And it's still going to be news to a number of people and there's going to be components that you can then pull out and use by announcing so there are no liberal. Mp's insys catch. When i haven't looked at the polling. i don't know if you know is all the sudden back in play goodell's old riding but what i do know. Is that all of the liberal candidates schedule and have something pretty good to talk about this weekend that they didn't have before and that that matters that's pretty important and so it shouldn't be underestimated particularly because you have such a finite amount of time. It makes an awful lot of sense to do as much as you can. Outside of that finite amount of time it really does. And it's not just about making these policy announcements that allow you to call back to but it's also things like if they do i will. Do you want to move as much of the decision making out of that. Thirty six day compression as possible. You wanna move as much of the table setting outside of that thirty six day compression as possible going to stick with you for the final one. We're going to see a lot of this. We're part of the problem. Or maybe part of the help political pundits and punditry heading into this election overrated or under rated feels like. It's pretty pretty hypocritical to say overrated. But i think it's generally overrated one of the things that i i think we need more of is kind of political punditry that is not tied to a political point of view but is actually trying to unpack. Why they're saying the things they're saying and talk about what the the you know. The moves are behind that. And why why. Maybe we should look at these things a bit differently. Maybe a bit more cynically and really understand exactly how the sausage is made. That's kind of the thesis of this show. So that's pretty fucking self-serving of me for sure. Thank you for hype man and get corey. I love it but it's important. It's important people understand why the wheels are turning the way they are because it can tell you a lot about whether that policy pronouncement is durable right. Is this something they truly care about. Are they going against type. Are they being deeply cynical about it and you know. There's going to be no shortage of people doing the boxing card. They won today. They lost today but it also jersey color that may wear but it helps to step outside of it and say what does this all mean. What does this mean for the election. What does this mean for our country. And there's punditry is a broad category good punditry and bad cat punditry. We've got examples of both on this show. Good with myself bed with stephen. But generally speaking it is overrated. Stephen carter political punditry. It's going to be everywhere anywhere. You can find it in every vending machine on every street corner in every household alexa radio. Station the smartwatch. It's gonna be everywhere for the next thirty seven thirty eight days. How wrote many we have left. Overrated underrated overrated pundits. Are you know they're their political hacks. That are all wearing their their team. Jerseys and and giving us insight. It's not insight. It's all packaged up and bullshit. I'm fucking tired of it. And then watching the journalists come in and try and tell us what they should have seen. Oh well the journalist came in and they they really understand it. Fucking no clue. And then the pollsters come in afterwards. Pollsters throwing the numbers out. Oh it was a disney disney's not a fucking thought in their heads and the political scientists come political scientist counting the political side even worst of all of them fucking political science center set foot outside of the classroom and thirty years. The only people that matter in this whole thing are the three strategists on this show so mean we're recording twice a week. Which figured i think we should do. We are we have said. We're doing it so actually that doesn't mean anything we could but Yeah i guess. I'll see you sunday. We'll leave it there. That's a rapid episode. Ii thirty four of the strategist fight. Zanesville g whitby as always corey hogan stephen carter and we'll see next.

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Will there be a halloween as you know. But we got a house finally last year in september and one of our things. We've always been excited for having house is being able to have trick-or-treaters. We lived in an apartment so we couldn't do it like we have always wanted to have jeeter's and last year was going to be the first time and obviously we couldn't there wasn't in la. They're like no don't do it. at all. Other countries other countries other states put the food down a cool slide from your window and that was cool but we didn't have that option at all in. la they just don't do it sean. So i'm hoping that happens. If i'm here i might you know. There's a music festival that happens that weekend. That maybe i'm going to. I don't know it's plan by ear. Watching the rona cool. Live hard to tell i. It's hard to know if i were to have a costume. Are you stuck in like family costumes now forever. I kind of have to do it as you know. The three bears sort of wolverine wrestling family is going over. Acorns dines so this is all to be dinosaurs. Says i'll be a t. rex in daddy. You can be a daddy rex. Okay and then. You can be a baby t-rex and mommy. You can be a rock great idea. It's also you know. She's like the rock. Aw i'm sure that's how met kid. I was with west the other day A drop by in house. And i was trying to start a conversation so i said hey i really. I know you really like dinosaurs. And he just looked at me and said no okay. All right bro- these trains. They'll learning at a talk. I guess so now. I doubt you're wrong anyway. Here's my pillows. And then he was actually. I was very exciting to hang out with them because Some of the times we've hung out is a little bit fewer than maybe we used to back in the day before the rohnert changed socialization. But he's he so You so you so on it. He so advanced so witty. He's he can hold down conversation. You can show me things. He likes a little human geisel. 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There's a closer behind us. You know this is not going to be relatable the most people. I'm just glad we have some sort of closure. I love the to unlike my way to journey. It's huge. it's so wide nobody's on an road. It's a great if you're in. La check on it baby. You're listening michigan. Yeah sorry most. People probably aren't from la but some people might probably like not in their head right now being loved the to. Here's our recently so football was back this week. In the moi's we went to sunday night. Football keith. it was super fun. But something i saw was The raiders were requiring vaccinations to enter the stadium. Line around the stadium of people getting vaccinated. Go in oh that's cool. They're doing doing it right. They're getting vaccinated to go into the football stadium. That's dope. Wow yeah right. Even if it doesn't work for two weeks still you know. It's it's like forcing someone it's something cool and in order to do this thing you need to be vaccinated. 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But i want really what i wanna do is grow it until it's old wild western man which means i have to go through basically the bang period that go through or their banks have to go out and there's like really awkward because it would be too long to do anything with. I don't think i can do that. So i'm just gonna keep this strong strong look until nice. I'm very like Nineteen thirty look right that kind of yeah the line across i can't do the thin missed one. I wish i could do the pencils little french. But i don't have enough. My this double. Proximity is tight enough To make a good line. I always feel like. I look weird when you can't see my upper lip as much accurate to the grocery store and then come back home. You realize you forgot like that one thing. It's always the chia seeds i did. Yeah but you know what. I never need to worry ever again. That's right because jordache connects you with the restaurants. You love right now and right to your door. 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And i'm using just sort of that on my face. It's just like a big buzzer like the haircut guys us. That's what i'm using. I'm using the haircut thing that we actually bought or the haircut video back in the day. And i've been using that as my beer my beard trimmer of through his above a four. So there's no way. I can become a mountain man. Yeah also hide it in charge that thing for almost a full year it lasted like forever. Because i'm only approach batteries only on for a second term for like three minutes. We've turned off hefty. It's the big boy. And then i just plugged into the wall now. I guess i don't have to do with the product. You like industrial strength. You know for someone doing haircut save. That's true that's cool. Yeah look you do you. Sha- you shave with appear like you were thinking about something else well. He's the question when you shave in your face. You cut your adams apple mice. I'm slicing my adam's apple up all day. I don't even use a i. Don't go lower than a stubble anymore. You're going electric razor bra on the face. And i'm just i'm actually using the trimmer. Yeah as that and just getting it down to a shadow maybe like eight o'clock shadow and that's as tight as i go into more 'cause my neck brace out you and i'm like well i can't. I don't wanna be all broken out when we did that. Pole dancing. Did i shaved myself down to the nude. Your whole body never know what's going to happen in the. I know i didn't do my whole body but Kind of wish. I had definitely could see my pubis. Top happy like is it leg. Hair or cubes everquest sorta asking two million view video audience. Mellow you're gonna do. What are you gonna do that. Maybe watch it. I'm proud of it is not using everybody on. Every video doesn't break million. Brought it. Feel like i brought it briefly. We act joking is like we made a net will say from the stripping video as well as opposed pulled dancing videos. Yeah but you really weren't. I stripped off my sunglasses. That counts count stripped off. Now you showered myself in money and that really that really felt like abbas the different. Here's a question okay. Say a mysterious director. Says you get great. We'd love to have you in my next film. Do you do have to show folder. Would you be in it. Who else is in it if will is in it. You're like channing tatum. o'neal wait until wow olivia. munn is controversial. Now is she has have hainan. I think lose pregnant with 'cause you know some people have opinions on an advocacy that i her. I think she's great. I'm just saying there's some controversy around her in the controversy. Be around john mullany. It should be and but she's around. John mullany i think john laney is the big controversy controversy. People get divorced. Sad for absolutely controversy is people trying to do the timeline of almonds pregnant. She is versus how months ago all the things quote unquote interested. It's not a controversy. That's sort of cheating bossy. Funny isn't that not a controversy. When i let well the president did it and we bill clinton did not maybe we could call it a scandal to scandal scandal. Yeah but see what's actually raises the profile of the film that's correct. Yeah even talking about it. Feels like we have a controversy over the scandal right. Speaking of bill clinton parley speaking out and it feels like you're china by quitting as i've been trying not that actually does look like a good show i mean my one of my goals playing brett cavenaugh in it really closest friends young brett capitated get married and suddenly you got a bunch of six year olds you know you gotta fill out that registered some you do and you walk registry by the way. Yeah it's fucking website. By the way i have beef with you to actually no not unit. Keith what so okay. So i sent this movie. Senator beautiful invites over right. Sarah spent a lot of time on the beautiful. They're beautiful the beating. It'd be but the envelope had calligraphy that we had a friend do golden calligraphy and vintage stamps for each individual. Very nice so different. Becky and maggie. Both were like what envelope. What are you talking about because you hack the envelope when boom and then just have would be the invited so they didn't get to see this adventure. Stamps were snow reviving. It's pretty normal. The throw away. The envelope is also. You shouldn't have made the invite so beautiful if you want me to. Cherish the outside because he invite is beautiful. It's beautiful in fact that it is not on our fridge against like windowsill. that's cool. I guess in a very prominent position of our home. I don't know. I think i'm with miles on this one. It was if the outside was so you know. But i had dr pinkus open it. Well we could've showed it to them vintage stamps and golden was like i i thought was. How long have they been home. None of these tiny stands. Where words like you re sense. How old are hardening their stance captain built in the studio. And this shirt matt. I was gonna just casually so true guys ganzi style for days baby. Glad you're i'm just broaching controversy with both. Didn't see the envelope that had the vintage stamps on it from my wedding. Invite they said you guys threw away. There were vintage stamps. Not even noticed that. I did know me. I thought it was a mistake. I thought these people don't have any stamps or digging in the back for trying to find what's their pinching pennies on his way already. I honestly can. You remind me the aesthetics of your wedding invite. Because i don't even recall eating there's arches on the actual by on the envelope is a golden calligraphy with vintage stance on it But a lot of thought that's nope. Why do i knew because they talked about this because it with us. I know you guys are probably saw when and then etc loops moved into a house a couple months ago and like get in the mail. Of course no no. No no self mad refrigerator is like oh nice refrigerator. Cool you guys like viking. Whatever fucking not magnetic not magnetic throw can't own so nice can't do nothing with that. Did you get one smart fridge fish. You guys don't have you bought a dome for him. It came with the house. I did get a dumb fucking dishwasher. Dude okay we moved into the house washers broke in and then we got a home more. Because you gotta pay for a home warranty and then do the insurance claim and they say oh no actually we. This is a worthless policy thing. My warranty just expire. And they were like you know when i called you when i had a gas leak. You wouldn't help me. It was a fucking ghastly. That's it's a health hazard. I'm not saying don't get the home warranty. Because like i'm sure you need the insurance but like i'm gonna tell you around the phones for instance our yeah different. You need the insurance of the warranty. Yes it's a fucking scam people really. Yeah because they have you have to go through. Their people and their people might be backed up for like too much time. That's happened with gas. He's like oh no one can come for two weeks. No it's a gas leak. Someone comes today or us than now they just. It didn't qualify for us mine qualified. But they wanted me to use their people but their people weren't available. So i said no. I'm going to hire someone else to fucking fixed a gas leak. It's in my bedroom. That's crazy. I had to call the company. I gotta go face. There's only room in this pod for one of us. And i'm gonna need you to get the fuck outta here which one hour on a close up of daddy got the new limited edition certified ankle boy shirt a bunch of vaginas of. It's great one week. Only i don't know when this is coming out tomorrow. View on it should be all right. Let's flip i one. We only baby get the shirt. what did i miss. This episode. seems fun. I'm got fun when you walked her bad. It's been good but we've had we've had a couple. They weren't really to my really killer moves. Were you dancing. Content wise content. I talked about is. I've been thinking about making an nfc and then nothing like all right. Because i thought it was real net. Both myself and keith. Cut you off about four times in the two minutes. I've been here a story. you want it. Oh yeah yeah okay. So we're talking about nightmare. Customer service situation and so. I got this this new tv. I was super psyched for it right and it was like it was an eight k. tv which. i realized. I really didn't need to buy that. It was completely three k. paying for packaging. The extra three ks. Not worth it anyway. But nothing's in. Nothing's streams innate cap. But i was just like well. Maybe i'm future per because i thought it was cool. Yeah and anyways it comes and it's kind of kids kind of warped like it's kind of curved on the back. Yeah and and it's not one of those curves feature. Are you sure this isn't one of those curve. I-it's no no it's supposed to be straight and areas like. I'm sure it's just. I'm sure it's fine if sure it's supposed to be dismayed like my i. I kind of feel like it's kind of warped like like it's okay. I guess we'll see it turns on and it works okay. So we're like all right. This is a month or so goes by mount. That baby flat. It's true actually. I might have noticed that more if we mounting it but this is for you know smaller backhaus area just on the you got to have for the smaller backout sure it's the smaller backhaus but for us we you're outfitting it like a movie theater because that's our place to go where the kids can't hear daddy live anyways over time we start watching it and we realized there's kind of like a u-shaped pattern in darker no and it's like very kind of faint but you know when you watch something for a month or two year like I'm kinda think that is something wrong with this. And then it's like the exact same pattern as the curve anything. Something's really wrong with this. So i call them talk through customers the whole thing. They have to send a technician out. The technician arrives here as like. Oh yeah that's fucked up man. I'm like oh finally thank you aerial. And then he says. But i can't do anything about it. What has it was fucked up from shipping on the truck. You should have reported this months ago. Oh it's like the what are you talking about. I'm not not like tv expert. I'm not a digital media personality. But you don't know it's not like it has a crack in it And so they weren't really nothing. They wouldn't do anything they like society. You know you can call this customer service number and and see what you can do. And then they left. I was how and of course like the amount of man hours that it goes through to beyond hold. When he's coming to go through the fuck in byzantine act one shoe rabbit hole gets deeper. 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But then but then it like like disqualified me from that and i had to start all the way over. It was crazy. I probably call them about twenty times. It's just so upset down it's event not about the money you want. It is about like just get this win against customers. James samsung himself to write me an apology letter. I won't say who it was. Dead winked hot. Really hot moon. Need all of you listening right now to pop over on youtube sync up this time. Code that hot wing. Because i'm gonna tell you what Felt that and you know. In milan's anyways i finally get a refunder voucher. Some shit and i get a new tv. And it is not curved. Then i felt vindicated and it was only for or k. No ak. no actually. I got the black friday deal so ended up even like five hundred dollars. Is like my tv con algebra. Wait what did you do with the curve. Tv they take it back. That i always love your. I'd like to return this now. Like honestly just fucking donated or something and your tv happens all the time for heavy stuff. Yeah that happened with my fancy s kettle at all. yeah. I got a fancy ass kettle. Help me more. You mean like a fellow yet. that's cool. I like fellow kettle. Is it like miles is cup but in a kettle tea kettle this electric and you can dial to the specific temperature because green tea is at one. Eighty six to is at two. Oh six degrees. Fahrenheit of course of course where we are here in the us. I know tell me about this funky funky. We're just we're just weird like that. We just like we're unique stupid. But like something i forget. What like one piece of metal hit it and it conducted electricity. My push in it like oh my god. Yeah on the like base. I don't know and it was quite frightening. And hopefully in anomaly. Love you fellow It's great cuddle. It was quite scary. I like that stuff l. We got carol. Got one of those two a cool. It sounds like an. It's a cool handle use net and you got the little twisty down down and it starts counting down right. We we also i got. I got some customer service. How storage we just we. Just keep rolling. Get into a dad real quick. 'cause i've been gone. Did we explain why i was late. And why keith just left. Suddenly you're his ear. Okay cool just wanna make sure that people always said it before. I got here classic keith. Only for me. They were trying to start the pod without me and be like ooh movies. You're on time. Everyone else's played. Well time yeah but five minutes late isn't it said when you're the boss baby you're on anytime you were. Yeah that's right that's right. i'm on time. Here's i woke up like twenty minutes before my alarm. I'm doing about six thirty now. Big deal for me. Big deal trying to wake up with maggie every day when she gets ready for work. That's good but today's your day off six six four five six ten raid up. P like a geyser. And i was so proud of myself for waking up before my alarm lays reward yourself. I ha- yup and here we are. I mean i've had a couple nightmares with with companies. I mean once this short story. My car got hit by a mail truck. Oh wow like a fucking mail. Truck came barreling around the corner. It was. It was not bad but it's scratched my car. They wouldn't give me their information on for insurance and and geico on the phone with them. They're like i've never dealt with this but the guys manager came and was like. Hey i'm a there. Were government employees. You need to reach out to that. Oh that's songs they. I mean it was like a year of chasing them and finally geico was like no. You just need to pay for it so we can. Luckily it wasn't bad. Because like i was fucking not making money at that point. I couldn't afford it. Would've don't get by mail if you can avoid it. But i moved. I moved unnamed cable company giant in the los angeles area came to my house and they swapped my cable box. You know. just that's what they do. They're like hey you have like whatever so they took my wi fi and they gave me a new one. He left great. Didn't think anything of it months. Go by and then all of a sudden i get a is it called a summons a credit with the credit bureau comes after you. Oh yeah what is that called. Not a summons for court but a collection agency action collection agency calls me. And they're like. Hey we're coming after your credit motherfucker. You have been dodging this payment of like eighty four dollars. And i'm like what are you talking about. And they're like yeah. We have it right here. Unnamed cable company says that you have not paid this bill so i call on cable company and my hey guys i have this thing. I've been paying my my bill every month. What is this. And they look in their files like ooh look. It says here that you never returned your cable. Bob and i'm like first of all you never gave me a notice for that. Yeah you just claimed that. I didn't pay it and then sent me a collection agency you fucking equa- but also the bounty hunters gonna come very but also i have a cable box like what are you talking about returning. Your guy took this guy. This tag didn't fill out the paperwork right now. So they're claiming that i'm like how do i not have extra turn. I'm using your cable box. Do you see in your back end that. I'm using a cable box every week. And they're like yes. So then how did. I not return it. Yeah so this guy. Maybe he got into an accident. Ooh on the male on on male. Charro yeah on a bridge and he survives but his truck doodoo topples over and your cable boxes just like boop boop blue loading and floating and then it slowly sinks stardom god of the seine and then over because we live in. Paris went on a underwater expedition to find it and then he said well baby that went down and got it for you brittany son. There's some brittany news right. She's a conservative ship. Not even close. Oh shit. I thought it was honest. I'm gonna tell me. tell me tell me about. I have my own act one. Act to situation. Tony blair i would love to. I would love to hear about pretty so the cable box. Well so they kept calling me and it took months and months and every time they said they would tell me on the phone like. Hey no it's totally cool man and then i was calling back and it wasn't cool. Oh and the the collection sneak kept coming after me. I call them about ten times eh. Spend an hour on the phone single time they had to like get like. Hey here's the story. Can i talk to your manager and they tell me the whole story and then i will talk to the manager so finally my mom's friend knew somebody so my god no. That's not how this this afternoon moms knows somebody on the board of directors that is what the most is my mom my mom. I'm like catching up with my mommy one and i tell you guys. This was six months of this shit where i spent a total of ten hours on the phone with unnamed cable company and my mommy said baby boy that is unacceptable. She said i actually. Yeah extra. I take yoga with sea ice. There was definitely a named was of the west coast head of marketing at name so she sent like some angry email and like disappeared. The same fucking pattern where. I would spend an hour on the phone like bro. I got you so sorry about that. Mr cornfield and then three weeks later collection agency would go guys. I already talked to them like well. You're gonna have to call them. Did a personally ever show up at your doorstep with an intimidating thing showed up my work and they really know i'm crazy. I wonder if there's like if that is actually a job right like you just get a bunch of clients you call customer service for them you know exactly the buttons to push you know you you you you hit the two then you hit five and then you hit zero like a bunch of times and then you say i would like to escalate this to The regional service department whatever it is right. I wonder if that's like someone's job is just know all of the isp's all of the technology home appliance knees. And then you can just call in closer dude. If i could have paid someone to take care of this for me instead of calling my mommy gotta do you know. I've been trying to figure we could call it. Call call your mommy. Call your mommy com. Yeah jacksonville i'm gonna help you. It's like it's like. Is your mom not know someone on the board of well armed does honestly as an army as an adult service. Call mommy and daddy you know. And i would totally like zoo. Wanna bother them with every little thing right. You're an adult now. Here's the thing. I'm dolts quotation marks. i got a house now twelve. There's so much that i don't understand about home. Owning and like just life. I need a guy i need to call daddy eight hundred. Call your daddy. You wanna be called that. It'll be called debbie. Oh my god one eight hundred phones daddy that would make my day would be awesome. Be hot. I've been trying to figure out the customer service thing of the airline iq iq airline comedy here here. We go than peanuts. No it's like. I show many times all right. Let's play a little extra money. Direct flights direct flight. No problem got it. Booming standard ops baby the of course and then bank to jfk jetblue absolutely shot and then immediately like you know a week before the flight. They're like hey. We added a stop to your flight booking spirit. No it's like american airlines and shit. I'll call them out but they just and then it's like okay. Well where's my money. Go and they're just like you're gonna have to call the person and they're just like sorry. This slights not doesn't exist anymore. You wanna fly on that day. That'd be a kobe thing. Though right i mean. I guess three years ago. I think that they're canceling flights right now. Where are you flying to. South carolina North carolina from from so different carolina. But no. it's that's happened a bunch of times to me. And it's like where did they get the identity. You thought it was from south carolina. I have no comment. Didn't know as north carolina's cool fears. Yeah which was honest. Yeah for sure tarheels. Unc chapel north. That's north stay carolina's fun. South is more racist hard to say. They're both pretty rates. But it's like if you look at the map of like the voters it's like okay. The college towns totally blow outside. It's danger danger. Tat danger timeout. They're dangerous but yemen airlines rebel. And it's hard to really grasp on speaking. Of what else is evil britney's conservatives niceness this is about this you know this whole thing with britney. She's like in this legal arrangement which can't make her own decisions called conservative ship. Sure a lot of y'all are following and her dad control and then finally after she been pleading to be set free They they all agreed to it and now she's getting engaged. You're on the conservative. Yeah it's been really interesting to see. Obviously people are super invested in this. Because we've been invested in brittany lives for a long time but it's fascinating community like in the new york times email blast. They've been updating. Yeah because it's borderline celeb- gossip isn't it's more than that and it's about i mean a lot. It's almost about like and people's rights to take care of themselves have the fact that there's a legal structure that's fucked up it's crazy. I'm ways him be performing shows nightly in vegas and still not be able to like get a debit card. 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It's iconic and also because last year we like made our own met gala outfits out of ten four hundred. The real like this house started. This is how it's going everything for eugene. My god and for has amazing. Obviously this means so so much. I didn't know that gal existed until maybe two years ago for sure i think for me it would be like going to the oscars would be the big one hour. Keith jokes like like if he could go to the roast of so and so that would be like. I've made it but for eugene like this is he's been working towards being a fashion icon. So we're so happy and so proud for him. I know so people were actually a little shocked like wow. You wore a suit on the red carpet but like damn he's got those red heels. He's got the amazing makeup. The story that i'm interested to hear and we haven't heard the full story. Yeah is that. He had address that fell through three hours before the met gala gala. This as mike january the most stressful. Finnick i could possibly match. This is the the biggest fashion event of the year. You are in by award lifetime opportunity to be invited you only got invited on thursday yes totally scrambling with everything people spend. I am away. I think i might be going to that gal on monday. He got an incredible et. Got an incredible designer. Who 'cause like every outfit needs to be approved by ana taught herself So he got really. Oh yeah oh. I didn't know that this event is top to bottom like the most tightly controlled event of the the second to none miles cool that can that can and so. He had this stunning dress and from this designer. It was approved by anna. Taw and i guess something happened. I don't know if it broke. Maybe didn't didn't fit. Or wow and so the suit that he wore which fucking killing. It just happened to be in like where he was getting ready. The guy had a suit that fit them. And eugene made it work yeah and put the heels pulled it together. Great which is awesome. Fucking crueler in everyone has these top designers in the world and eugene is just like well. Here's an outfit. I put together three hours. I know i'm so proud of him very happened. It was very cool also in the office. Everyone was so giddy. Yeah like steve. I also. I don't know if you guys saw the peg the patriarchy i mean i'm on board but i don't know what it means not know this. I saw the t shirts de levin a bulletproof vest the patriarchy 'em onboard. But again i don't miles on board and get picked. I'm on board and get hurt. You want to identify yourself as patriarchy and get pegged always that it. Yeah okay. I mean i guess i don't want to identify bitch bid-rigging say fuck. The patriarchy i know is like sex positive and good and we should be pegging each other roles to be sex positive. You don't necessarily have to be defacto with eating pegged. Say it is your choice whether you want to be pegged or not so. It was interesting. Now what's your thoughts. Yeah i mean. Say the patriarch. Yeah oh man. Yeah yeah i would. Even there's the alliteration right. Take the patriots. Good ta petro. Eat the menu at the met gala. Some of the biggest stars not some of the biggest stars in the world. We're all there so dear listeners. You may be wondering. Did eugene get to rub elbows with anyone. Famous rodriguez isn't there. did eugene. say. Hey maybe follow Did he like. Why are you following that. Did he dance with riyan. It did he i you know. I can't say just have to stay tuned for the video and chagas channel elliott. Oh you have another. I have one store one story yesterday morning at at like nine. Am as i'm driving into work. Eugene calls me like. Hey i have two minutes. I'm running around new york. I'm returning close spoiler alert to the end of that story. Eugene missed his flight because he was like running around new york and returning stuff so he genuinely had two minutes. But i had to call you last night. I didn't talk to many people because it's a professional. But i was when i when i got a little drunk. I saw lord walking by and now let me back up and say if you do not know huge lord stan over here by melodrama one of the greatest albums of all time ed. You're moored melodrama ever since our dear dear production coordinator. Sam said it was his favourite album. Hell yeah i've been getting into it now. It's on one of my like top five. Most listened to stations when you go in nets car. there's like an icon of previously listened to. It's it makes me so proud so happy you can stay with us. Melodrama your pleasures. Okay cool sometimes you to play. But her new album solar solar power has full on become my comfort album. I listened to it. That's how i wake up. It is a relaxed is just has filled. My soul see. Gene puts his hand on her shoulder walking by and he goes. I just need you to know that. All of my friends get high to your album. She goes thank you. Thank you very much and that's my new zealand. There's like it's just so like vibe. He's like what. I was given so cool. And they had like about sixty seconds of talking before she got whisked away of course telling her that we love her. So it's really. Did he say my name specifically probably not but he said my best friend's which is you know what i would say a better when you called me is very true and true. Wow i can't wait to hear all about it. Yeah fuck you go get the solar power guys cam right. Well we're gonna keep talking on the after pod. Hey become a triceratops. Support us and join. Our community patriarch dot com slash. Trying to get an extra episode every week and get to help out the show but right now it's time for our final segments with the youngest and least experienced of us give some advice. This is advice. Go for miles. With miles. Bones in your. It'll go for miles. Don't it'll go more mild every a what's up miles nation. How we're all you stinky. Hose do out there okay. Zach's on his phone dinky looking at instagram. That's good to see and good to hear now. Have you ever wanted to seize life by the balls and suck and You know have you ever wanted to drink powerade so hard that you power up hell. Yeah low-powered zach. Stolen his phone. And have you ever wanted to sort of be the best you that you can be ned absolutely. I'm asking you get the hangs. That airily bobby is doing him. Matching these are like those little gobert energy patches where he just go. Look i love to suck down a creamy yaw g- but that's not what today's about today and to be basin. Ed people who are cool think that being basic is ass and those are the people on the back. Those people can suck my dubs because dignity dinner to find out. But i think that being basic needs to be brought back okay. You think you're cool for listening to a song that no one's heard ian hat. No you're cool eating a cream that no one has heard of your cool for a wearing a clothe. That's not from target cap so you to embrace pop culture. Listen to the song on the radio and sipa pumpkins baru season. That's the reason or you get a ps l. Inside of target that's dang rats heaven right there. Yeah cool people are always like i'm all like he theory is talking to me and also to you. That's right this is all the things that you. Hey no other things. That i love. You got to embrace okay. Because coup people think. I'm so cool and mysterious. I have these deep thoughts. Guess what dumb people have. Those thoughts to k- zach. Are you saying that basic people are dumb. No i'm saying that basic people are the same as cool people. Cool people are just lame. I definitely feel a little personally initiative. But i do have comment so i used to be a real hipster. I would say my college we were. We were real jaded jaded. Burn out types where pop culture stupid. I listen indie radio. That indie band is big. Now they're lame. And honestly when i got to the buzzfeed i credit myself becoming a happier person with when i accepted mass culture degree. And you know what it was actually press. My dear friend broke me down and made me go. You know what. Taylor swift shake it off is a bob yes and and that was like this watershed moment. Where like you know what you don't have to just piss on this posh things because they're popular you can. That's that's the true individual who doesn't care if something's popular or not you like what you like and like genuinely truly fully. I think that was a turning point in my life where i became a happier person overall instead of looking down on things. Yeah i just started looking for the things that i enjoy it. A hundred percent agree. And i think that you don't want to like if you or somebody who's just like rejecting all this culture like tweeting alec. This shit sucks. Because it's whatever you're gonna be miserable and you know what we had to weddings recently. Obviously we had one family and we're doing one for friends will later what we found with the music. You know what people wanna dance to. It weddings the hit ceo. Cruises dynamite literally search wedding playlists. And that's what people wanna dance to shit. That's been playing at every wedding forever. It's not your in the chill hit. It's just not yeah. I can't believe you even considered a wedding. Indie chill hits. Didn't but i just was like. Oh yeah you don't wanna dance do fucking brown eyed girl back in shout yet fucking shout. It's like that's the thing that gets people going maggie's birthday last year we did a dance party in the harris burgers backyard. It was like cova birthday so we had our bubble of like seven people. Whatever it was. And i made a playlist and it was like a bunch of hits put on anderson packed song that i it is a fucking jam. Come down like you listen to that right. Tripod song is not about but definitely the party was like okay. Don't know this coup grew on the dance lonely. Fuck all right back to metro station. Shake shake the so when we went to this football game. We're stuck in traffic. Leaving anzac dialed up the most wedding dancefloor last. It was amazing. I think i had more fun. Sitting in traffic with the boys nelia screaming screaming sweet caroline. At the top of our long hell did strangers in cars. The dance with us. We did shout. we did ain't no mountain high good. I'm blanking what but basically because we had the windows rolled down and we were in a standstill. Might job as dj was to try and get everyone to sing along. We got it to you know. There's some people that were just partying. Not in their cards was hanging out on the side. That was a little strange. I'll have the bose's video. They're dancing in the front of his car and then one lady carless For about ten minutes just like smoking a cigarette drink in her drink. And it's like you know it's time to go home. But she was absolutely binding parking lots absolutely obstructing traffic love that yeah well another perfect episode. Hey hit subscribe. If you haven't subscribed yet helps other people discover. The show is five stars as well and we got some new merchant. Try guys dot com. You can get the t shirt. That zach is wearing but one we only. It's going to be going away. Limited selection ronald his with the tripod theme song ghana take dude to disneyland and rat. Arado count tom Surveys it's not gonna go away. You're gun aways near ride on listened to the tripod. all of it's Until knicks steve beautiful.

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Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer

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Msg msg it's interesting also something. They put an asian food. Dave chapelle didn't do it is it is it is able to tell built up. Yeah did you help. I guess that is shit. Show 'cause you're like who does go on top who lets me and you do this right. Chang spells his name. We ga wrong. Yeah okay this. Let's get in trouble with friends. Okay are we doing it by building or who should open. Who should who should. Oh we're going to go closes it and how that might go four hours so nobody should a- burs gotta go late you can't but you can't put him right before chapelle you could. Are there in emissions. Do remember doing this. Not happy to live ones and there was one. It was just a stack lineup. And it was like rogan burr. Maybe you all in one. And then i was bird. You're gonna last on last week because you became the best comic in the world did. Yeah so sorry guard. Last one time. I was doing a show and with her and they were and i was hosting hosting hosting and then i was for All things comedy and at the very right before he went on i they were like hey. Can you do some material. I was like. Oh yeah sure. They started chanting the machine. And i go. And i hear them through the screen. Don't do it don't fucking do it or let's go back to msg lineup okay. So all right first person going i. Let's say it could be jost and together. Because i could see them hosting okay located on us do that. Joseph chair hosting johnson shareholders or jimmy fallon because he's got to be the weakest condo. I liked that. Because i've never seen jost or chase stand up so i like having them host together. Yeah and they're funny together. Really funny joe standing nature as plenty of time when they do the thing where michael tay writes the joke for colin jost and he has any faster. Rita is my favorite fucking thing. Why is that. Why is that because it's just racist. It's just him writing racist jokes for his friend to say. Because they've read creatively crafted. I'm gonna ride really racist things and what's amazing is woke snl. Like i'm i don't know anyone but like i'm certain there's got to be a woke me to it won't yeah kits that and then all of a sudden no one can go. Hey man. racism isn't funny. Well they're also like you can't do that black. I suggested it like do it. That's the vaccines. I don't care i'm not gonna do. But they're like you have to get back scenes lockable i. I don't know what to say. Oh that's good. I i was. I was with one of my bodyguards ex military and i was just. I didn't i didn't know what his stance is going to be. These ex-military right. He's he's this. I don't know if this is or not. He's also alex. Jones is body card. Okay men he was so funny. Talk but he goes. What about the vaccine. No talking to a black dude. I write military second. Alex jones is bodyguard third. Yeah so i go. I don't know. I mean you know like fucking do this. I go i go to understand. You know i go. I think everyone should get about understand. Black-eyed is one get it. Because then he goes. Why and i went. Oh fuck. this isn't going on there. And say dan we're on the ground and run just throwing out clasp okay so we can have michael. J. j. host hosts hopefully mike. Michael j. is really funny right as a cop. Stand up comedy legit. You know. I ran into the first for the first time ever was sam j. She's she is fucking she's also. I mean there's lots of great comics so you can that all you want. But like she so fun to drink with she was at. She was drinking and i just walked up to her. I was like gets more argumentative. Saying it'll be sitting there and we're all talking and then sandra we're all talking shootin shit making you a black or white and then it just starts to get more and more heated as and more and then everyone just sits back jaw. I'm going to get her on my podcast. Okay know she lives here. She like two months. Oh nice okay. So and then. We're going to put jimmy fallon. I jimmy fallon is going to open a show. Probably the least accomplish. Stand up on this list. Not shed he is the least accomplish. Stand on this list. He'll get a big fucking roar. Ladies and gentlemen kicking our opening. Comic jimmy fallon yeah. He brings out the qatar sings. A song place goes nuts now. He while he was hosting. Snl we can update. He came into the store sobel and he's like can i go on or maybe so blessed. Can you go on. And i had to call mitzi to ask permission. And she was she was like let me think about it. I i saw. I think i saw jimmy fallon when i first started. Stand up. yeah. I think he was doing clubs with guitar. He was a standup. he started as a stand up. Stand standup okay I think i think just on this list. You're talking about oh man who good now Yeah who's who's working now who's got the best material. I'll tell you right now. I would much rather follow jimmy fallon in fucking john. Mullany jimmy fallon john. Laney's new material or destroying. I love john mullany. I loved john mullany. He came up to one night at the store. Your i guess we can say it. Now fucking faded. No one knows. He grew up into theater. None of those people come out clean from that you nuts most agenda world. He came up to me. And i was like 'cause one of my favorite stories. He told on aung merrin and it was. He used to love to do coke and listen to steely. Dan and i am mediate lose. Like this is the cool guy. He's so cool. This is my definition of cool guy puts on a suit. And everybody's like. I guess you must be like a tw- inc nobody. I don't think. I don't think i'm going to have a catch with them. I don't think you can throw a baseball. But like a pretty certain john mullany. I've seen him sit down and account and it looks awkward. You might be right up. John ladies because he's throwing out the first pitch anytime soon for a fucking mets game. Okay yeah donna laney. He's going up there. I reminded him doing coke and listening to steely. Dan is the most gangster fucking way to do co. he did it by himself. He's doing coke clients health by himself in dorm. How maybe jewish industry rubbed off on them. And if you get fucked up enough. Steely dan talks to you. We memo guitar. No no no static at no static. Caddo film news daddy. I've been listening to all weekend. Because of the john mullany shit because what he's going through. I've been listening to them. Because i think when i think john mullany i think stealing now now now when i think john mullany. My first thought is still dan and cocaine. I didn't know how doing before and he had moved to. I'd seen him or it's me and detailer seen him and i was like. Hey man you're really funny doing that. The john waterston impression still with that long ago and it was like you wanna come into the store and this is back then before ige out there i can help get you and i think it'd be great there. Oh cool thanks you know. I'm not around much. I didn't we all someone told me a very young. We john young. Like i think john mullany still joke from you and i was like. I don't know john mine is this is like this is like this is like a twelve year thirteen years ago. Maybe even longer. And they're like he's a really funny comic and i it was the joke about You ever go drinking and you wake up in the next morning and you're like like i'm no money. You know like the only thing scary waking up and finding seven hundred fifty bucks or like what the fuck last night. Yeah check your asshole. You're like god and they're like he's gonna similar joke was just a joke. That's why i got away from fucking straight jokes. Joke joke jokes because anyone can read them. And by the way then john mullany starts blowing up and i took it as a compliment that my writing was goes from a parallel thinking. John mullany. I remember the first time you get a joke stolen. He doesn't happen much it really. Is it over hype thing but like but like when you do buy an older. You're just like the part of you is like. Yeah thanks do you. can i tell you know. Listen listen to some time talking about celebrating. John mullany isla. We were driving to a dodgers game. One time in isla had watched mullany special with georgia. Gorgeous kid gorgeous. Yeah and we're his head. The joke about the guy said punch out the tail light and wave your hand or my supposed to punch out the tail light and wave your hand. I don't know that's the point of the punch lines. She reciting to the kids in the car. She was reciting john mullany to the kids in the car. And i heard her now use her for all my material and i thought she had come up with this. It's john mullany bit and you're like i am really crying laughing going. Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god and i was like i have the greatest fucking bit. Go wait what did this. You're going to steal from her daughter and instead push towards greatness beep you could have been one of the greats and you're like no i'll take any any ounce of future. She has she goes. No the guy started over started over what happened up right. He's like this guy comes in school and you know who are we. Suppose it's it's a big dummy bit about this guy talking about safety kids and he's like the trunk you're supposed to punch out the window and she's like what am i gonna do punch out the window and waved with my little fifth grade hand and i was like i'm crying laughing and my buddy goes on. It's a good bit always like oh it's amazing he goes is john mullany and i go. What and who did you write that she goes. No there's some guided and i go. He can't be doing other people's material in the car. Because i'm gonna fucking take it. Yeah yeah yeah good joke about. It goes the other day. I was i was. I mean me or one of my knock comedian. Friends was Gordon by the way. I love when people go to rehab. Everyone celebrates the strength of them. Changing how what about the guys. New them white. Knuckling it for fucking twenty-seven years right no rehab necessary. I'm still fucking my wife eighteen years later. I'm staring whoever new season season whether he wants to or not. He's a two years old. I wanna see you guys fuck fifty two year old fucking come on man. Did i steal jokes in fourth grade. I stole eddie. Murphy's raw or one of those and my friends call like man bitches. These days you know used to be kick out of the car and the puck out and was like are. You don't drive. Its fourth grade talking about visual. Avai dreaded what are these called red luggage lock puzzle league with the winter plugging wavy gravy hat. The fuck in look like a bugging cowboy does mushrooms and always walking are gonna turn quick ground get aids up in this like what is going to come out yet. That's so fucking. I feared visiting jewish communities. Sweet they they meet their wives for like a month before they marry. You go on sick go on dates and public places just to discuss like the logistics. How many kids do you want. Do you want him to israel. Not if that doesn't match up like enjoy getting home. I ended up. It does then. You're like well. let's discuss this for. There's this next to this jewish couple or hasidic jewish. Couple good neighborhood. I assume it was a great neighborhood of. That's not bleep. It out they might live there still. Oh did you know how many crank i'll go to. How many crank calls my old phone number gets fucking phone number. Eight to change my fucking phone number because people were got. My number was right before my surgery and they were tweeting texting texting me. It's different when when they you can get into someone's life immediately like what's this. What's your new number. i don't know it. I actually don't know what. I call my doctor today to get prescription reform. What is what's your phone number. And i was like i don't know like how do you not know your phone number and i was like fuck off. Dude fucking pharmacists. Don't act like you're better than me. Fuck fake doctor pharmacist. So we clerk drug clerk. The first what's crazy is what's really crazy as the people that were the meanest started off the nicest women like this one guy taxes calling. You had texted me like like a man. You're you know you're funny. Or whatever. And then i was like oh thanks. And then he tracks like three or four times when he was drunk and then it just turned nasty. You wanna be like. How do i get them out of here without them. I'll get texts or calls from like some. I used to fuck like twelve years ago new boyfriend. Oh oh you have is number. Let me see so it'll be like way tired to change it to. It's like they're fucking moms now. Do you know what i found. I found a porn of a girl that looked like a girl i used to date identical. How hard and then. I found her page and was like. Oh my god. She like fox all the time and she looks exactly like an ex girlfriend. And i was like i'll be jerking off to her can relationship thought again and then i'm back in college baby this morning. The first time. I remember a bunch of his jewish kids came up to me on melrose. I wasn't like a furniture store with my buddy. And they were fucking with me like they were like they're like busting my balls acidic kids. Yeah and right. I love this. I never seen that. It was like you know like some of them are cool. Yeah i call them. Frontier juice frontier. They like they're willing to get out there and mix it up. Yeah it was. I kept laughing like yours fucking with me. And they're like yuck and like wait. Like i didn't know you allowed to talk to me. Oh this is the one i want to tell you about. Check as long as you woman or black. They can talk all you want the so we live with this acidic hasidic guy i he moves into the building and then one day he shows up with a fucking dime one of the most attractive women who i've ever seen and one of the women that were that live there. Do you remember the other ari. That was the director who That was friends with steve. Burn them yes sort of anyway. It's not going anywhere in the story. She was so fucking hot. So fucking hot wig on fucking get nicer hair i. It's unfair so one day. I pull in leeann and georgia. I think we just had no jordan antics. The girls in and he sees me goes. Hey here liga amsterdam accent like a danish accent. Hey hey you see. My wife goes not bad And i was like he was sitting on his car like this. I go yeah. Yeah and he goes yeah. She's really pretty and he goes. Come on. I just saw the first time to like. He's just got a brand new but he was it was she was so fucking hot. Do we and you shave. Oh sorry go no no in sheva once were in seminary so they're all these people that were like they learn all you pay people to learn for you. It's almost like a weed. Go up for getting closer to god and so one of the one of them got a super hot wife. We're all these like an eighteen year olds just staring out makuuchi soa and then somebody's like you know what you're doing right now. What i'm like. What like coveting another man's life. It's in the first ten brow our commandments. No combo tom on so wait. This is this is. This is a dangerous slippery slope. That i'm gonna play. Okay what if okay do you know how okay this. This is a this. We haven't gotten to. What do i want to talk to you about. Oh yeah yeah. Whenever the color spiral the color wheel where it's like red and then blue and then whites in the center and black and you kind of pull and you see different shades until you got there you hold it up to people for no no no no. It's they have it on instagram. Abi khalil. The far left far left bottom that that letter. Okay for the writers tried to okay. You did no rpg color. Yeah never know that now definitely just read it off the fucking thing that went up there. So so what if they had that with races of women that color wheel. And so you'd be like you'll blue is like nordic checks right. Yellow is dude. I i did this in in a in a amazing race. Sketch did you hold it up against people to see if they'd get qualify for free boat ride back to one of my boat right back to africa and i'd hold it. Hold it up on. Nope too much mixture. No no no. That's not what i'm saying. okay. What i'm saying is 'cause like what what you realize is what i've learned about. What's going on in afghanistan is all the lines in the sand are drawn up by imperialists in the fucking fell right. Those aren't supposed to be there. So what and ethnically you do. See people change as you start going closer to asia further from asia. It's like the american version of it is like the south doesn't just end when you go from like georgia to fucking carolina. It doesn't just stop at the border. Get different flavors south. Yeah like slowly changes. Like i'm saying that using that color wheel as an example if you started walking from norway and just started walking all the way to asia looking at the different shades and styles of women. Where would you want to land. Because i never knew. I am really attracted indian women. But i wonder if it's any women are some of the hottest and ugliest so like they're princesses are fucking a legit same with a report. Persians persian hot great pushing. Not hot is fuck in its. Hey recently we should wait. Wait wait hold on worse than white people white women you think is. There's i mean not not to hate on my own race but there's a ugly. I mean he's just. I think he's just any raise. Also the ugliest birth american okay. We're talking about the american. White women are ugliest. just the ugliest. We're achieving a level of ugly ugliest white woman earliest and might as well type in get canceled. This is the worst sketch. We're gonna come on ugly type an ugly white woman race by julia pastrana. Wow wow no way. No way she. Her face melted. That's not fair. this isn't fair. fuck in how much. How much do fuck no doubt there's just to make out with. This isn't permission the answers you can fuck you. Fuck that we used to be caught up. Hey who's that chick birdlife. That was a cook taivon. Asian india type indian fucking. Tv cook you just have to make out with games over games over type. Asian real quick. I wanna see a good fucking god. Oh my god oh my god oh we gotta have a beauty pageant. All not now. She's not that bad. The asia was that bad asian. Women are always hot. oh she's making face she's making a face. Okay all right. Let's get out of this. Yeah agents not bet of all the gross. Yeah who's the ugliest asians the The this asian all of asia which which country. I'm definitely not answering that fucking. It's me and more okay. This is a good segue. There's a segue into what i wanted to talk to you about. Okay okay so i. I saw this clip of this. This guy posted now. It's pr premise. By the fact that you are a traveler and you have secret places. You don't tell people about true. This guy is a surfer freshman surfer The one was six thousand views. I listen to what he said. And i i was like i couldn't really wrap my head around it and then i listen to when i went. This makes total fucking sense and this is kind of the thing. That's wrong with instagram. And this is the thing. That's wrong with hugging with with geo tagging stuff. So play what he said. You're listening on the headsets. I think. Well i'll tell you a second because i know what he's going to say you do. Hopefully yeah Anthony bourdain felt the same way. I feel the same way Olga chart scoff writes about it. You're good listen to them and can you get his name a saying. Hey you start this in the middle since we missed the beginning yes. I'm totally guilty. Of exploiting koi abused her beauty and her majesty for my benefit many of yours however i feel the need that i it was necessary for me to survive. Nowadays people are coming from here people from all over the coming here to exploit klay beauty and what really really sucks about it. You know for example guys going down. The pali coasted foiling to get that ultimate shot of them foiling on coast. That drives up home prices here. What that does it drives us out so not everyone. You might just get a local shove. okay now. there's no this. What's fascinating the night before i'm talking to my girls and i said i said if we could buy vacation house one place just conversation. Where would you want to buy. And they said hawaii. And i said actually. I think that is disrespectful for a white guy to go in and buy land in hawaii. It's almost like that's not my place to buy land if i want to go there. They've got places. I can go and rent and put money back into the and i actually said that as woke thing that's ever come out of my mouth and my daughter's because i've been quiet and it's fucking i mean insane but you look at mark zuckerberg who he's talking about him like mark zuckerberg who dies or loves mark zuckerberg dude. You're wrong that guy. He's chill and paints is so Mark zuckerberg is foils and then post the videos of him. Foiling on the coast. And then you see that and it's on instagram. And then it kind of it does okay. So there's a response but we should premise with this dude. Who left his message is a fucking bad ass and if we ever run into him he will have no problem slapping us so make sure we choose our words wise it bring it on fucking show you what time it is is i do not say that about before the podcast started he was so so what were you gonna say you have a responsibility to the places you visit to keep them a bit secret so you can still have your picture. You don't geo tag it. You can show a picture of these amazing places without saying the name of the restaurant. You don't have to go. I went to this amazing restaurant in. La you don't have to say the name of the restaurant. I know you wanna be like. Let me bring business there. But if documentary that they knock amenity no have seen. So he's he's eating when he's first meeting the fucking woman who killed them Osceola or gento molester. He's like she's like. Hey let me tell you the name. The name of the restaurant. She's why do you wanna fuck a thousand american tourists lined up. It'll be ruined bill. Burr did that one time with his great pizza place in boston. I said where's it gonna tell you not gonna wind. He goes because i want to be able to go there. What do i do when i tell you about place. You tell me the this immediately. I thought of you because you go. Hey man when. I was leaving serbia. You've got a great spot for you. But if i give it to you you can't you can't post about it. You can't post while you're there and i'm part of me was like well. Don't even tell me about it because like with hikes and what a high care. I've great hiking. Can you not tell anybody. Like why am because i just want to get housing but what we're not going there. I've already can't trust you. But it is kind of fucking. It is kind of heartbreaking. I think and what his point was. Where where i go. So these billionaires these tech giants go in and buy kawai and now all the people whose ancestral home they. They don't have land by the way that is those beautiful views. That's they're beautiful views that they're allowing us to go look at and by. The way was also craziest. My favorite place in the world is hawaii. Out of all the places in the world is fucking hawaii. I love hawaii more than anything. In as like my. But i've always tried to be and i and i'm almost got the shit kicked out of me by fucking hardcore enforcer and what surplus's snow no we. We're on trip flip. I always had knew this guy's name. All the only thing i can tell you is better than i'm going to say his name but i met a bunch them because what they do is what he's saying is he goes. I've been guilty of it too. And what he's talking about sometimes in order to make money you've got to travel channel comes down. You've gotta you've gotta go. Hey i'll be your guide. Because i'm gonna make ten grand. I can pay bills. I don't know if like one guy. That's a local a local. They'll be like. I'll take you paddle boarding and we can. I'll take you to a cool spot. And so this one guy took us to a really cool spot this river and we he had paddle boards headlights underneath them. He was he was that was his business is really fucking bad ass and we were late. He comes up to me. George era no no no it was would travel channel and so he comes up and they're like just you know they're like he's like a really respected surfer i think he's in lineage of from the king i think he's from lineage of the king and like you being disrespectful by being late and i was like in my head. I'm like production. We don't really have control of it and they're like no no you. Someone needs to go talk to him. And i was like i'm not letting any of my crew talk to him so i went up and i was like hey man and he got in my face and was like supposed to and he was like this is fucking bullshit. You've had me waiting. How long i'm fucking sitting here. You don't you. Don't pay me in. And then i got really upset and i was like man i i literally fucking tucked my tail and i was like i could not apologize more Can we compensate you hump somehow. And then and then like a real man. He just kind of squashed it and he goes. We're good we're good. Let's do this segment if you pretend news like unless have good energy because i want everyone to see how beautiful this is. I want you to see this product. And i was like awkward and the guy was coolest. Fucking shit we ended up having beers that night together and the back of a truck and he was like he was like. Hey sorry. I got so. Heated is just you know a man and you can't just leave. And i was like no i totally on. Yeah did you put them on pedophilia. And this guy and then and then he laughed. And i googled him and this guy was like and so it is kind of fucking crazy. That guys like mark zuckerberg go in and buy quiet or oprah by the most beautiful beachfront you can find. Why do they even know about that place. 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That's policy genius. When it comes to insurance it's nice to get it right. That is crazy. Like i remember. We took a helicopter around coli. I think it was qui-. Qc if i've ever been to hawaii maybe it's ni- but as we're saying that you're not even learning anything start. Just say one of the islands. I think i've been to. I've been is a picture of me and hawaii wearing shoes. Yeah but it's interesting because that's the way and this leads into another thing we've been talking about. Is that is the way you travel. You don't travel to show everyone how cool your life is art. Which is the point of instagram. The important events braggadocious is to show when i was on travel telling never posted on instagram. I thought i thought there's gotta be someone in in the cubicle. Going fuck this guy. it's a fuck. Fuck him what does he just. An every night a private dinner on a private beach in puerto rico and you like and so i never posted about it and then because you wanna bring a piece of it back and show people friends family even followers strangers but like you want to share it with them. There's different ways to do it. You can tell a story about on a podcast. You can show them the thing it's tough. It's tough because you're torn on it because you because everyone's like so you know we'll get likes bums me out like you spent in. You've i'm thinking of told people. But you spent to the quarantine in six minutes six months in south america. Ecuador ecuador okay. I thought you were fucking peru for some reason. I think it was lying to you. See and tell everybody. Like how'd you get into You gotta go through venezuela and then you take flight to cuba and so you spent six months in ecuador emp posted anything about it. Not much probably here. They're little like but it was. I'll tell you what sucks is. I wanted to see it. Like i as i go. I would love to see what he's up to. What i did is i sent pictures to my friends. I can still get that feeling bad. Get one picture. Maybe no one time you were talking about the a you slap. It'll riots recap carrots. Isn't this crazy. And i was like it. Sure isn't it you this amazing view of like me on a hammock smoke cigars so what. What makes you be that person that does that. You did it in asia You did it. you've done it a lot. The i it but nobody but it's got to be trouble for loss. You had a conversation with rollins rawlins and it changed the way you look at your life and you're like i just want to travel sort of i asked adjusted like semi twenty twelve twenty fourteen. I was like hey semi place. I want to go places. They sent me to turner sparks. Bermuda andy rummy to china and then that unlocked it i was like. Oh this is so foreign Seventeen eighteen days on that. And i was like. I've got to do this more. When i talked to henry rollins i was already like gonna finish up that special and then take off or southeast asia. I already decided so we were talking about it. I was like pushing me even more. Yeah because until you on the plane and you're not sure you're gonna go. I mean i locked my. I called an uber. Put my phone in the drawer. And then walked outside. The uber to the to the to the plane printed up my ticket and i was like want no connection to this place. I want to be completely free and independent and like and it was great. I didn't have that this time. Because i was there. Did you not get that as a child. Did you travel much as a child. I thought i didn't but then somebody reminding me that i lived in israel for two years but it was like i don't know why i count that i don't know but i don't know i don't i don't know what started i just love it. I love being free especially in our position. You're worse than me. You have it worse than me in terms of being recognized and stuff when you get recognized. You're not living like a like a genuine human. Oh my daughter's actually pointed that out Saturday evening saturday evening. They said It's weird you. I was upset. Because i couldn't find my my mask in the room. I couldn't find my mask. And i was sweating and i was like we're trying to make this dinner reservation and worship were in denver and i'm like where the fuck like leonardo must getting a in a fight about it. She's like i don't and then i walk out of the room and i'm walking down the hallway and with my mask on goes holy shit the machine and i go. Hey what's up man how you doing. And then my daughters go. Wow it really changed. Energy and i went And they're like you're just upset and then all of a sudden someone recognize you and you're like yeah but i can't go like what. What do you know where mask is like fucking. Because then they got like us sabra crush. Once he was a dick. And i go baby i got it and then we go to and i fucking realized what they said and i said that's gotta be although they must go. Oh yeah they see it all the time there was a time. There was a time onto skip simon's birthday party at at at a karaoke place. In koreatown and i have another inside on this too but like it was too drunk. I'd go outside for some air and i made the mistake of smoking a cigarette. Which is the opposite of air. And then i'm throwing up. Like i'm not. I'm in the back alley throwing up kind of passed out realize it was barf right next to me i move would probably two feet away and out that back door. Some people came out of their office building. Look to make. And i was checking my drunken stupor trying to express that. I'm not a bum. Bleh barf a pilot bar here. I'm here it's not It's not that they don't wanna talk trying to convince them anyway in their head like that's some fucking disgusting guys drugs ruin the neighborhood but it wasn't already chiffon here who was just some guy. Yeah i you can't be that or you were or even a more famous person. You can't pass out drunk on the street. Make mistakes think you're supposed to pass out drunk on the street but you're supposed to learn from the mistake. I don't smoke cigarettes anymore drunk. I see what you're saying. It's supposed to be on record. Every i see what you're saying everything's on record it but it is. I mean it just comes with the territory. We all knew that when we got into comedy. You know there's certain parts of your life you just that that's the gig that's the gig and it's like i'm by the way i so yeah. You're right so i found a way around it is. I can go to fuck in an island in cambodia. Something like that. You also don't have any responsibilities. it's like you i was. I was watering my lawn. This morning thinking. I've thinking about your thought about you a lot lately boot hundred knowing. We're going to do this and i thought i was like i was like arias. Always put out in the universe. I don't care about money. I don't care about fame. Yeah i care about money. I care about money. 'cause i want to set up my girls to be able to go to college. I want to make sure that. I can retire one. I do care about money and like and and it's funny because the only person that cares about me more than me is tom. We talk about money all the time but long long ago when we were just open makers or when we were when we were just opening featuring we talk about how much we were getting paid and tom is like this is healthy. Just you know this is health is what do you mean to trade info to trade info and to know to want it into one it. Yeah but it's it's very interesting. So there was a period where i was like when before i had kids where i was like janka. Fuck i remember jameson. Wanted me to do torn. they're like you can't tell drinking and driving stories and i was like fuck it. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do it and my dad was like fucking your at your mind. Who's five grand a week and i was like back then back then is all. That was more than i could ever make and i was like. It's more turning. That's more than ninety percent of working comics. Make oh yeah. Yeah and by the way you're still giving half to manage agents taxes so don't think it's a but but still five grand first class travel. First class accommodation's. It was james that you can drink you. Would james they send you a case of jamison the beginning of every fucking week you get back from thing and they send you a case of jameson. Public service announcement. Do not try to keep up with bert. Kreischer off jameson. I've made that mistake and it's a terrible mistake. I've got video of it. That was fucking you do. Throw up not always around you a lot. Put jesus martin. Norman said this weekend he was like dude. Okay all right. let's pivot let's pivot. So i have been work work the whole time like the whole time and i and and i'm still gonna be work work work. I'm i love. I love what we do. This is the greatest job in the world. Doing a podcast with you. That is if you couldn't tell me have a better day. Doing a podcast with thomspon. That's a fun. Francine sitting around writing jokes and then gounon spots. It's amazing going to perform at fucking bidders and you're like this fucking picture norman. Sent me a dave getting off with red rocks behind him. I was like i mean. I don't get jealous much. But i was jealous a dave and you and him was red. Rocks was the greatest experience in my career. I've had a couple really great one thought dettori. He's like. I've been around for thirty years because that was cool. They kept coming up to me and the people read like we don't have comics here. Also traded off to dude. It was it. Was it what so what i did is i and this changed the way i think for. I think touring during the pandemic changed the way i looked at touring. Like let's make an event. Let's make it like a fun time for us. Not for like i'm not going to fucking have flames up behind kevin hart but like let's make it fun for us and will grill out will cook out find activities to do during the day. We'll be living on a bus and then on a ride home. And i was like just for a little extra money instead of quarantining in l. a. Let's quarantine in fucking sedona. Let's let's all go to sedona in quarantine there for four days and party at a fucking airbnb and then go out and so love it so then this this this i did red rocks perfectly meaning for. I'm invited. all of our family friends like we have four families. Friends with three families. Called the campers. I'm bad at all of them right. I got us all cabins on a river. I got us about the whole fucking everyone cabinet. And by the mark. And i'm by mark's girlfriend i on dave and dave girlfriend and then got all tickets to jimmy buffett the next night so the night at the same place at red rocks system. One story about red rocks is john. Denver known as denver musician said if i had one set one show left to perform anywhere in the world. It would be at red rocks. Red rocks is pull a picture in. I'm sure you can show the picture. It is fucking gorgeous. It is gorgeous. Show the picture of dave getting stage. Oh yeah. I didn't. I haven't posted so i haven't posted any pictures but i'm going to because leeann read this great quote. What's what's her quote. A read it to you senate tommy today through their sweet wanna read you the quote in a second. And then i'll tell you about the posing up. Dave dave williamson posted some great videos from bedrock so it seats like ten thousand people to hike. I've been there daytime. It is list enormous actually fucking sell the pictures that people perform their the beatles performed. They're like you're just like floored. Go down go down. Okay now go over to the middle one. Middle one up above that clicked at Look at this. This is me at red rocks. This is and by the way now. I wanna talk to you about this. Keep in mind everyone the camera. It's ten pounds. I had my use my glowing arm. Oh fuck yeah the kind of thing. God damn it was the greatest experience of my life. So what i did. Is david day up. Show i go and get us all. Ivy's yeah i go. Hey we party the night. Before i guess all iv's day of just like just just to make sure everyone's on their fucking hot because of me this time yeah regular ed regular iv's for everyone we then you don't need to flip through these photos and so then do id's do red rocks and we party all fucking night. Next morning i have id's waiting for ten in the more we all go up and get coffee and get a little town of an evergreen we coffee and we get a bloody marys and then we come back and i have ivy's waiting for us underneath all the trees. Everyone gets another round of id's that morning then we go get in the river rivers like forty two degrees and we polar plunge for like four minutes all of us and then we all fucking part get sprinter van. Take us into red rocks. We get backstage access interrupted jimmy buffett now. This is why i didn't do. Mushrooms is i was. I was partying drinking all day. And i had to do a show. Jimmy buffett literally second. He went on and i didn't wanna take the mushrooms too late or too early and be the only one tripping. I didn't. I wanted to take him when everyone else talk. And they also like an hour before the show and i was like that's the only one shipping and then everyone catching up is not as bad as everyone already being tripping and you need to catch up. That was what i would've done. Yeah so we go do the best thing ever is. I got to watch a show at red rocks the night after i performed at red rocks it was so fucking. Surreal mark norman. They kept putting us on the jumbotron. 'cause leeann was wearing a parrot hat and so more norman hits me and he goes. Oh my god we're on the jumbotron of mark we're on that stage last night. We were on the jumbotron for a fucking hilarious. The jumbotron hey talking about it. It was retired pitcher throwing out the first pitch going the next day the next day after jimmy buffett everyone's gone everyone leaves and i just go. I'm not done smiling. And i went up to a bar. Murphy's a what am i. What did we just talk about. God damn it just the bar okay. Beautiful bar on the river in evergreen. And i just started drinking and i ordered a cheeseburger. My daughters went to this fucking great crystal shop and then they came over. Met up me and then i was like. Hey let's look at boulder. See if you want to go to boulder. And i just i just everywhere i went i just have a beer fucking. I literally music festival. Above all i listen to steely dan and think about john. Mullany the whole fucking time no static at all and so then i then i wake up and i go i go. We'd be shot. And i was like. I don't as weird if i post You know that a video of i already sold the show out on. It's not really promoting anything. But i we already shot. It liang goes. I want to read you a quote and it was a fucking bad. Ask quote. okay. You're gonna you're mock this quote but it's an interesting quote. Yeah i wish i could read better divas. Fear is not that we are inadequate our deepest fears that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves. Who am i to be. Brilliant gorgeous talented fabulous. Actually who are you not to be your child of god. You're playing small does not serve the world. There's nothing enlightening about shrinking. So that other people won't feel insecure about you. We are all meant to shine as children do. Were born to manifest the glory of god that is within us and not just in some of us in everyone and as we let our own light shine we unconsciously give other people around us permission to do the same as we are liberated from our own fears. Our presence automatically liberates others. she goes. Hey it's a big accomplishment. You loved it posted right. Yeah and me and you have been talking about this. And i've talked about this on this. Podcast is there is a thing. And i think because it has talk with dunkin' too i post something. I felt like a douchebag pesto picture from like then i got back from his team or or or somewhere somewhere specialty and i was like i feel like a dork posting this. Those when he worked it was just an amazing magical place and nuts responsibility to kind of like share it with people your responsibility like but don't geo tag. That's all yeah but it's but it's interesting with an awesome quote. And i was like i was like. It's funny because i very purely when i when i sold. My first ever sold out was the wilbur. I had a special. You're doing doing it. December nights december ninth. L. starts wednesday. You use the promo code you can just like. What are you on promo code. Ju ju bailout yeah. I don't know so it's very brand friendly so But i remember going back and going backstage and sitting by the heaters clubs cold. And i was like and it was funny because i in bloomberg the wilbur. I the same thing. The same thing that happened to me at red rocks is. I sat there by myself and i went. I got no one to high five. Like i just got here myself like i got myself here my managers as it was all that like i'm not part of a band like just busted my ass and did podcast when i was over in fucking promoted and did put put all the shots and videos to help promote it and then i was simply darnold. Go by fuel really proud about this. And i was like i should feel proud. I did this. It was like a very surreal moment. I remember it very vividly warming my wilbur. I was warming my backup. And i said so all my accomplishments. I'm the only one that i can celebrate with. No one was there. Because it's just because it's just you and the openers look like they don't mormons. It was mark norman way back whereas mark norman more and that's like they don't get the struggle yes but like sharing online. I might manager. Kept trying to get me to do like a travel sitcom or and i was like can't a show in the can't do what we travel like. You can't add what you did or ordained it is. You're adding fucking film. Crew can't be late for a train and run with your buddy to catch that train and give me a hand up. You can't talk to a local when it's a fucking camera right there. You have the same experience. It's interesting. Because i i did have cameras at the red rocks and they were like at one point. There expert super seem quiet. What are you thinking. I can't express it to so it's really weird is and then they said someone was like you know you're performing red rocks. Did you ever think this is gonna happen. Fucking no i ask meetings deliver player again because you know the answer is going to be no one ever think right right that so. This is what i talked about this guy. I was like okay. Here's what i want to express through creativity through art feeling you get. You hiked all day and while do one of these in ecuador for four days to get to this giant crater lake and we hiked in huyton hike and getting sundowns common and it's getting darker darker and darker where fox we we're we had a little assets we a little off our path and then when you finally get off that him. We're scared were. It's going to be freezing and night care. We're scared so real scared and we finally get over and it just keeps going like this. When is this fucking mountain. And there's fog and we don't know and it's been hours longer than we thought it would be and we don't know and the trails aren't marked that well and you finally come over and it just reveals itself to you this this amazing place and the feeling you get with your companions that you overcame something in the smell and the hunger you have. I don't know how to like how to express that part and a picture doesn't do it a picture to do it and it's really hard when you're it takes you out of the moment it does it cannibalize to be like so. If you're at a wedding you hire photographers. And like get the fuck out of the way i was at my sister's kids barmitzvah and we're all we're all dancing and then hey go back in with your dad your mom and dance the fuck capture job. Oh i used to do that with our travel. So what's really interesting. Is the people that were shooting. Red rocks were people. I worked with and travel channel. They're all the guys i worked with and he's got a real problem about. Let's be in the moment. let us. it's hard you get a very distant. Only really great people like bourdain could be honest and genuine in the moment and just and his crew. I think he had very specific rules about. Do not fucking talk to me. Do not let me just me solo guy like you've got to be the fuck out of here. Yeah die i'm gonna. Yeah and so. It's really hard. It's really hard to do all that. I think podcasting is a good way to to get that expressed by cutting the memories and your journal and you can have. I always wave. we will sometimes like. Don't you want to ask me about this stuff. some people like. Don't you're good about it right now. I love the way you travel is the way i was so funny when i came out. La i was not who i am. Today i was very authentic. Very gen- i think i'm still as close. Thank you more than most people struggle with like. I say there's a lot you won't change l. a. l. is going to change you. That's the reality of yeah and you struggle with being in the system. That is taking you away from the frat guy from jacksonville that you really are tallahassee tallahassee. Both i'm going back to her house after hell. Two donald or talk to bert dot com promo code christ competing you promo code repent you are this genuine guidance every once in a while you can feel i feel too on different levels but is you. We talked about this like the most fun parties is like. Hey does anyone have two dollars. We gotta go to the fucking store and get on those. She only france. You know anyone they want you to get linens and shit and ain't us go back. Do you know what one of the best compliments the The you and tom ever gave me. I'm thinking about i think about this. It's weird that. I think about certain things in my life a lot. We weren't atlanta. See if you can find this. It's got music to it but It's it's all my instagram. we're not land and we were liquor store and they're playing kiss. There were all dancing around. And and i pulled my phone out and i remember i think joe said there was no joe saw the video and he said it's so far back your it's good luck finding it. It's so twenty. Eighteen january of two thousand eighteen. You're never gonna find it. You'd better find it. You better veteran. Just google burt. Liquor store tom. It's can't google instagram can you. Yeah i think he can't anyway. So atlanta's jogos. Joe said something and he goes. We you know. Joe rogan uncle. Yeah and we were. that's it. that's the fucking video that's a long time ago. Yeah and so you go. He goes he goes. Here's we had a blast. He's like yeah. I saw you guys and liquor store. Videotaping it. Why do you got a video tape. It and you and tom like you like burt though like you go. Burt made that people dance. They didn't recognize you. There's people recognize and we're all just dancing and then those kiddos all those other guys did not. They were just like who's got into it. You start dancing every once in a while. I'm in the whole the whole fuck liquor stores. They got a little bit. You got into it and you go party started. That's what it's like with burt. And you're like there. 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She's one of the like she's smart enough to like it's like what do i know i'm supposed to want that but i don't okay. She's like strong enough the no so so i. That's where i'm at right now. Where i go because i wanna talk to you about go ahead. I talked about this from serbia. Yeah like you've earned a break and doesn't mean not to stand up here doesn't mean not do podcast here but like like the joy get for a show at the wilburns great once. You've done it ten times. It's great it shouldn't be that much more joyous than a great set at the store wilbur. A lot better than store. The wilburs fucking amazing december ninth. It's you know what i did. The first time wilbur. That time mark norm on stage. I raced up to the top. And i went watch and i love watching rogan and up and i got up and went. I went whoo and then all of a sudden. I'm like someone goes. Burt and then i realized oh. They're all here to see me. I didn't wasn't aware of that. And i was like. Oh shit and bail the days of appreciating a venue from the outside. But that was beautiful. About doing watching. Jimmy bob and the next day because we're at jimmy buffett like they're not your some some but not not mine and so forth fifth row and me mark in dave kept turning around and staring at ten thousand people going like holy fucking shit like it was an you look at the rocks are lighting up and it was just surreal. So then i'll take at a festival so do it at a festival somewhere here and there like taking a you turn around. Hit my friends On my shoulders and we turn around you looked at. It was like she was an attorney. Becker route just when you see a crowd like that. It's just so fucking you don't see it like that from stage now you got to be in the audience to see it. Yeah right right. Because there's a darkness or something there's darkness and it just it doesn't register but that fucking to turn around and see it it's fucking is bad ass and you know so funny this kid i posted this video and read russia's awesome dude. I post video when i the day i sold out red rocks and i was like. I don't wanna do that. I think that's just. And so. And so i i mentioned it. I mentioned it on here. This kid hits me up in the messages and he goes just so you know it was like i was one of the first people to get tickets and when it sells out i feel like i made a great call. The movie you watch the oscar two of them. One of those guys. And i was like oh fuck yeah and so i was like all right i am like i need to get back to okay so here. Here's where it is when you actually have a thing. Red rocks right. Were you like. I'm genuinely proud or the first time you do the wilbur. Not the time the first time that feeling. Is there a genuine moment when you're just like hey. Here's a picture of me in front of a crowd and it looks good. That's an that's a disingenuous moment. Because you look right to everybody else but you don't have that feeling right you don't have like. Oh there's a pretty picture a case in point somebody said in oakland or san francisco. They saw these like white chicks. Like young white checks at a at a street fair and homeless up there. It's always been up there in san francisco and they're trying to position themselves. Take a picture at this street. Fair where they don't see a homeless camp behind them. Yeah so they can say look. How cute this and it's like. You're being disingenuous that they're part of that scene. My daughters friends went down to the black lives matters rallies just get fees and my daughters were like we're not going to my daughters are fucking they can see through it. They were like they were like. Why would you want to do that. I don't post like so on nine eleven. Don't everybody did post on nine eleven. Because because i'm like i'm like i what where would get the image from. I don't own any like really good. Nine eleven is like me lights. And just like i remember where i was admitted about themselves does some of us. Most people want to join in on that. Some people joining begrudgingly. And there's a group of us who are like look everybody else going like you were embarrassed for you when nine eleven like when i have or a dead celebrity. We're embarrassed for you and so we're like this is disgusting and we want no part of it. Were not gonna post a fucking square or anything like that was a fucking big mistake. The only i got. I got i no go ahead. I mean i. Didn't i remember when kobe died. I didn't say anything did you did. Thousand things is that people like you push me into space that oh poor baby. This guy you don't know died so i was. That was a really good. I didn't say it was a longtime no but it's it's so funny. I i when i post box because people were getting in my. Dm's telling me like how dare your silence is deafening. And they'll send you it and then all of a sudden you're like oh really it's like you can't and by the way it is. It is eighty point zero two percent volunteer somewhere. I was to make a difference. Google here so dan saint germain gus soup kitchen but he doesn't gesture he's actually do something. Sumit mostly of the like certain into bullets. Thanks very germane. Germain is like so like when you say things that you remember about people. Dancing germain told me a story about falling off the wagon and i. It was so fucking. Good that i think about it. When i had my first drink. I think about death remains really like when i go We start to answer your main. I'm thinking of not answering. Jane saint germain that. Dan's germain's not sober right way. Not he got the mullany thing where people like. Oh maybe you're gonna hip. La comics like. He's he's got michael. Mike lawrence mike lawrence way is. He's he's sober. Right he's revisit. Dance teacher or my god. Damn it sounded. Lawrence strength was when his mom was pregnant with talk to put in mar mike lawrence damage. They're both so fucking funny. Do you remember mike. Lawrence's row stroke with raffi. Yes hold on. Hold on let me tell it to me. It's amazing that your wife is divorced and gonna get your money because what did you wait six months and got all of it. Came true some of those. By the way some of those. I love with island. My favorite thing is is recounting other comics jokes with just a bunch of comics That's what i miss a little bit about the hang. I remember we went. We were sitting on the towards great about the pandemic is. We're just all in one bus the whole time and that is when i truly fell in love with shane. Gillis's comedy. you're watching. We were just someone's like have you are taking gillis's special olympics show and i was like no and then they they tell you their version then you watch it and you're like oh faulk. Shingle is a special fantastic. Yeah i do it live. I didn't see him. I didn't see the special. It's the same thing same thing. Just he punched up. The last few can tell talking. All right what was the other thing we wanted to talk about. Keeping up with the kardashians drinking wise. It's a mistake. So i have a rule that i've had for a long time before we were friends is you. Don't try to keep up with the canadian while the drinking i remember you telling me that don't do it mistake. I tried with tom. Green and i fell prey to the situation. They just know how to do it. dc improv. We're just drinking a across the street and it was just like i. I was wrecked. And he was fine the next day and Don't try to keep with canadian or in australia. And then i modified it to also comedian from chicago and then for sure for sure you. Yeah marcus mark. I was trying to put the hurt. Mark man he wants to keep up to he wants. He wants to hang and he's a good drinker. Yeah like you would do rosy do this. Do this hard liquor. Get the fuck away from me. Let me go on my own pace dude. I didn't realize that the clip we were running out when we were in europe together. Like i didn't realize he was going into what do i do. I'm like i don't know dude drake near a potted plant so you can fuck parts not looking. We were just talking about that. We like what. We're talk golf with you and tom. At the national championship game and it was like you were drinking doubles and doubling us with doubles. That's that's when we got the sober tolbert yet. Because it was like he had october. How else how chevy said you remember when i was like what are you making it all by yourself. I think is the moment the drinking for sure you barbecue during sober october. The first one. And i had to coolers my place with a backyard. We podcast is a four letter word. I think when something like that we got. Here's eric oh yeah. That was great but a dress at the fucking place next door restored store next door convinced so hot. I was talking about address. Your like. let's go back there and and and Anyway but i had a barbecue there. And i two coolers once said booze and the other said once said the other one said sober october. Yeah but i remembered the you're not on there. Are we doing that again this year. I think we are. Yeah i don't ever want to. But like i gotta what. What's the story with it. I don't know. I heard joe tom talking about it and i was like what lets us. Talk about. it okay I think the. I think the goal is yoga again. Hot yoga again. Fifteen yoga's which i like. So now i gotta root for this delta to stop us. I got this thing that gets so bad. That it's you got you gotta root for the delta van or the new Ube very you know rogue if the delta breeze. I've just made Forty fires in my apartment. God he's he's him and tom have antibodies they. Yeah now i i heard you say on rogan. I'm done i'm done. I'm done you know what i actually did. So i got my two weeks finished with the vaccine. Yeah i did it my parents i was like let me just fuck and do whatever that done with. It took precautions. People like oh yeah three days out. Come to makino staying outdoors doing outdoor shows until two weeks over. I'm not going to be like three days before you gotta die. I'm not going to be that guy and then afterwards met my partner. We walked from old apartment to our new apartment stopped in the middle of a park. We burn some some Some palo santo that we had from ecuador and we burned to masks and i was like mentally. I'm done with this so you don't wear masks at all if they told me doing. Give one for sure right. My rule is out. I did. They told me. I was pissing him on. We went to this restaurant with the girls saturday night and i fucking pissing ammonia. That would bother me to mask on and my my girls are wearing them and so they're like that come and i was like no one's wearing them in here. It's denver noah believe it here. Like i don't have to wear one and they go. Hey you don't have to wear one. But the waiters wearing one. And then like. When we're table you can take it off but until then just wear a mask. It's not that's the big deal of the whole. My daughter georgia goes. I wear a mask all day at school. And all that golf practice in the open air so i think you can wear one up to the maitre d and i went all right. I did and my thing is if it makes people uncomfortable. I wear masks. But man i am. I'm actually done when we flew home at that fucking airport. I'm hung over. My breath smells like ships. I'd fucking steak. Dinner for my mask is disgusting. Yeah oh yeah. They a casinos and casino gambling. In between puffs of your cigar you gotta lifting up so the next day you put it on audible dude i. I'm i was so angry on the plane going like i don't wanna wear. I don't wear it. So i figured out a way around it but that you you have to wear it unless you're eating right so you take a heavy edible and at the airport you buy hella popcorn and you just never stop eating. That's what worked for me to this lady. Kept looking over and i no still as she was like i saw getting angry and may still eating bitch i was. I was livid lasting yesterday on the plane. And i was like but it's just it's a control thing for me. It's like a weird control thing. And i think it makes me claustrophobic. And so and so. I just played backgammon on the fucking hope. I bought internet for the flight and just played backgammon nonstop and he played background a hardcore backgammon best comic backgammon player. There's literally because i know what you're doing but it still is working. There's literally no ch if we played one hundred games betting cuba not. There's literally no. I won't exaggerate. i won't exaggerate. Okay does a seven percent chance. You would win more games than me i can. I would say no. But that'd be ridiculous. I can guarantee i can guarantee i would win over fifty percent of the games. You're out of your mind. If we'd like to games shirt gluck absolute one hundred games as one hundred probably winning seventy two games my god because oh my god you are fucking. Im fuck you without about the best backgammon player out of all the comedians. There's not one you pick the dice. Stubby fucking fat fingers and i am the number one. I'll gammon you a couple times a couple times. I it's so of backgammon golfing shit. I'll join like ha ha. You're being ridiculous. Your personal israeli middle eastern culture shea speech. I remember. I remember a young overweight comedian. Who said he's taking tennis lessons. Quote unquote what did i send it up. I will destroy. You will just throw you were tom. I mentioned and swimming like wow. I'm doing good like i. Professional athlete professional athlete. And that's before. I knew how fucking how how much you had. And how much actually like how. Your athletes athleticism was covered up. You still have it in there and it was like let's have a race. Let's have a fucking underwater rates only race god going. I don't think our ever learned how to swim. Yeah do you remember that. I had i was like i'm i'm thinner than bird and then you latte me like. Do you ever swim. Like it's been like ten years and like did you swim growing up. Like i did in florida triathlon. No and he's like. Why did you think you beat me. I know you're thinking about it. Was tom said thompson. I'm taking tennis lessons. And i said what did i not say i will destroy you. You did. And i beat him so bad that he won't show it. May you're right. You're right as a matter of we in the whole thing and he goes you know. I think that's better. Just keep on the thing. We don't wanna put something like that out. I beat him so bad. I aced him. Not even joking. Maybe forty times. Wow aced him. Wow and his his tennis coach. Who's like a professional tennis player. Went up and said to him. This is going to be rough. He's got he's got a legit d one serve. You and me and tom's like tom got so upset. Return the ball. He couldn't even return. The ball. Could turn like i would hit the top bracket and getting here and he goes on and let me tell you not show it when you have films. Something that amazing we a highlight. Reel them a highlight. Reel right to not show this amazing amazing thing that you filmed is such a fucking waste poorly. Why not eventually put it out. Lindsey was just started working for. Tom and he had to root for tom and when he tom's son was there and i think they took him away. They didn't wanna see this happen. They were like as just get out of here. You don't wanna see this. And and then everyone was there and they were all rooting for tom. Tom and i was like. Hey guys i work with you also also with you. You gotta root for the underdog. It was so uncomfortable. How bad he got beaten. And that was footage of that. Need off. Not ready to go. Not right before basketball. That was before basketball. Yeah he'll never play tennis again. He'll never play basketball again by. The way is so heartbreaking. 'cause you do you do when you talk about burton tom. Yeah i'm such a blowhard that you automatically on route for tom. Yeah so when we go to play basketball. Everyone's like hall. He's got you this time. Bert got this time. And then he has the most catastrophic life-changing fall that anyone can have and just the look on his face was about to win. Were you know that he was doug on a nine foot ramp and instead his body goes. We weren't bill for this. Oh my god juryman this. There's still rooting for 'em. Tom did win did edwin did he. Dunked on a nine foot rim to win. He's he ended up in hospital. You but how does win. Didn't they made. Because he won't to lawrence taylor ended. His career didn't win that game. I don't know who did win. that game. Who knows nobody been. Law is been law. That's right lawrence taylor. One who knows that it broke my heart. Because i was like i was like oh. Tom is gonna get victory. Finally in fuck in. How can you not put that out. That's crazy or the tennis was so dominated. did you should put it out no human. Tom doesn't. Tom doesn't want it. He doesn't want people to see that why shot. He's trying to show himself as an athlete. That how he bills himself as someone who could beat you think so. Yeah you remember when we tried to push throw up to twenty two rogan's yeah all of us got pinned and then rogin rogan's like what he did he. Yeah i remember telling someone that and they're like that's a lot of fucking wait to do ten. That's like that's like fucking combines. Beat you in a fitness challenge. Was that a couple of october toco. You don't remember that. No oh i'll tell you the example so so when we did when we did the first weight loss challenge. Yeah the ferry freight. You're joking the place higher than you. I i remember that. I i'm sitting there going. What fucking you talking about. What the wu or loop That one the that one. Yeah you did have actually think going back to the times in your life. Think of things like to touch on this is thanks last night. My ass was the est. Ever and i tried to think of the most obvious. It's never been in. I actually had a time where i was. I remember having an itchy asshole. So bad that i thought to myself it will never get your in the eighth grade. I grade football and once you put it on you could not get your ass. What was like a trampoline pants and my aso's itching and i couldn't get get to it. I kept reaching my coach. Goes what are you doing. my ask. Indios fart legit. And i was like and i think about that moment last night. I think. Appellate your rowing rogan's that one time for like an hour straight at a fucking like one minute. Thirty i mean ari spy every every time i row i think of that one video he did. We cut to the cameras like he's been on for an hour and you were just adds a real good. It's unfair because i was just like thin from the weight loss of drinking. And as you go like this yours ripped as you're going to be. I think about that every time. I row just that i go. I hate rowing last. That rowing was the last time i ever worked out. Are you serious. Work out the way that shit i just spike driving may not like toms drive was when we did the first loss challenge. He was joe. Oh yeah original. Yeah and at joe's like joe wanted him to win same thing with all these guys and tennis because there's no way thompkin win because he's the underdog. That's why joe's routing so much for tom as the blowhard overdose you are blow and so and we did the first weight loss challenge. I remember distinctly getting nervous. I started getting competitive. I competitive my therapist said I go i was like i think i'm gonna fuck. It loses challenge. He was like why am i said i just i'm doing it. I'm not doing it the right way. I'm doing it the wrong way. And you're not gonna win with the wrong way. I was eating pot roast cramming i cramming and i was eating taking xanax ambien like offsetting them so i'd sleep and just not eating that way and i remember telling my therapist and i was like i. I cannot get the energy up to work out and he was like he was like. What's the worst thing that happens. And i said i lose my fucking beard. And he goes. I saw what i said. What do you mean. so what. And he goes so what he does. Julia fuck do you but like he has your comedian. Shouldn't you have like bohol like humble and just be like an the butt of the joke. And i was like yeah and he goes well. Then be the by the joke. Lose your fucking beer and he goes. I bet i tell you what and he goes. I bet more people. Google the guy that lost the beard then the guy that one and i went. Oh true interesting to look at it and then i was like yeah. I don't mind being the butt of the joke. Like i don't mind having being one laughed at if i'm laughing to integrate and i was like. Yeah and so. I i remember the night. Before wayne's i had pot roast no like i was like you know what and tom goes. You had a pot roast last night. And i was like yeah but not a lot. I just had a little bit. He fucking fasted didn't drink water and he covered himself with lotion. Why he was so mad. When i go no no the best way in three days in a row so cut and you see thomas algo. Today's another day said the worst he's ever physically felt. Was that day the worst ever. I'm like you got to measure why you'll see that far under obesity. Finish line. Not pull out a tape measure for a million because thompson. I'm six one fucking elevators. Tom funniest. Because i i remember going like you're in the over six book club. Just like six one. He got really uses power. Get through to google. Joe's joe by the way. Joe slightly taller than elisa schlesinger says. I'm six foot there. Someone changed my wikipedia. I bet i bet tom did that. Look how evily looks in that picture. He was a different guy when he had here. I thought he got. I thought he got. Hair transplants yeah. We got an offer from some company. Get let us get hair transplant. In a second. Would you if. I can tell like what bill. Burr says if not that stable an aunt legs to your head. I'll do it by the way i should be are sober october all air. Did you guys posted out in the last one. None of read your fucking books. I did we. We know comfortable. No one did. What are you talking about. No one did any so rocktoberfest now. Two years ago the last one we two years ago. I didn't puts out i did not. You read your book. You're supposed to read books. I read one book. No wait i read. I did read. Yeah i did first of all you would have had to learn to for the first place. I did read. What book did i fucking read timmy. The turtle play soccer. I read a fucking i read. It's supposed to be three. I read. I did read iran. You might have read one. No i know i did. I know i did. Because i was on the bus reading. I was on the bus a good book. And i ended up talking to you about it. It was it's called sports. Illustrated's fucking known guarantee it was like a spy thriller. That's fine. that's totally works. You didn't read as much as you were supposed to. I didn't really disappointed in you guys. But i took. I took a bunch of lessons. The lessons fun. The fucking surfing lessons was like. That's one change things. When i was on tour and i was like wait. I can if i'm not partying. We can do shit all day long and have a fucking blast. And then i was like i party and do shed all day. I remember you guys doing the lessons and it was all rich guy. Shit like and you fucking apple does up over at apple for free at the apple store. You went to the fucking apple store. Tom took islets because i saw one. Guy like waiter relate you guys. I the other night and i go. Hey we should do. We should do. Thirty hyper-baric timber things. And you go. That's relatable a two hundred dollar a pop thing that everybody's gonna fucking do you have to be refined it only god. You know what i saw last night. Have you seen anything. Because i talked about at one time. I talking about felicity huffman. The whole college cheating scandal. Do you know anything about that a little bit. Not much i def- i love it when it came out i was one of the great cancel stories. It was it was. It was so fascinating. 'cause fucking felicity huffman and laughlin went to jail. Yeah you're not allowed to bribe a college official and by the way. It wasn't even bribing a college official. What they were doing was they. Were going to less noticed programs that could end up getting thrown off. Because they don't because there's no money coming in and this guy by forget his name he was these martin singer or something. I've in his name. What he was doing is he was going and meeting the soccer coach or the sailing coach of fencing coach. He was meeting them and saying had like to make my company would like to make a donation to the sailing program and so sailing guy goes and goes and goes. Hey man we've got five hundred thousand dollars and they're like the the schools great love it. No questions asked and all that they had say the woman that usc all they had to say was we have scouted her as a hopeful for the sailing team as a walk on and and then she her admission and really bad a really bad team so maybe she could get all sailing team at stanford won the fucking champion sailing but so they would say you know i think with With to be specific with the and by the way this is all alleged. Rick singer was his name. Guy's a fucking to rick. Singer is a fucking kant. He meant he fought everyone because they busted him and you know what he did what. We're wiretap carelessly huffman. Do you remember when i got your kid in. Those gives his wife and he goes. Do you remember when i got you in school. She was again he was like. Oh i'm getting audited. And i just wanted to make sure that we both know the daughter in school and it's like yeah we're fine and he was like okay but you remember that we both did that and you know that you did that and she was like yeah and he's like okay bye. Click it up and goes to jail. That's all of them. Fucking all them he got busted instead of being a fucking man and going. I fucked up. I'm not taking everyone with me. He fucks sold avary body out everybody out. But what's interesting so laurie. Laughlin kid Olivia jade he and her he got his earner sister. Usc said we're going to look at them as possible. Walk on once. You did that and then they. Obviously they bribed. The deny can't really can donate bribe. Usc usc gets money for the soccer program. And then and then all they did was just go to school. And never tryout. Which like i happened to me. I was looked at for a walk. I went to one practice and then was like i'm never going to play baseball again. I just walked off. And i was like i don't give a fuck. I don't think it helped me getting into school right. But i did one practice and then coach no he just goes go down and catch the pitchers and i was like what. And he's like we've got like four catcher so can always use the bullpen catcher. And i was like. I'm going to be a bullpen over fucking off i ari. I walked the most off that field in a baseball uniform. Walked to the dorms My friends were all in the room lights out listening to pink floyd and on these lights they had taken tin foil and poked holes what looked like stars and there were getting high laying on the floor and they call it time traveling and i walked in and they just about to do. It took hit a weed with just screaming. Say the relief. Everyone's in there. And i you editor names apples and i walked in and i fucking a to hit. Look hose practice. I just quit baseball. And they're like whoa. You've played baseball your whole life. And i said yeah. I got offered scholarships to college to play. And they're like. Hey we'll look at you or whatever and i just based a high and i lay down like what are you gonna do and i think i'm just going to focus on partying. That's the genesis. That's your spiderman is. I laid in my cleats. I left. You was crazy. I left my fucking baseball bag there. Because i started walking the bullpen and i got too embarrassed to go back and get it and i just walked right off the left field fence and i went in and i got high in a baseball uniform with cleats on and i just stared at the dorms. Yeah talk and i thought i thought it was sal was right by the baseball field and so i thought to myself i will never play baseball again and this has been a huge part of my life. This is what i thought. I would do and i was like i am giving up like baseball. Like he was weird. The original plot the natural. Yeah yeah yeah should have been since you're listening to this show. I think it's safe to say you love listening to podcast like myself. I love listening to podcasts right. Well you'll find a ton of binge worthy podcasts including ours. On amazon music amazon music has more than ten million podcasts episodes to listen to but it isn't just music for it but emmerson music isn't just for listening to podcast. They have thousands of music. 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I said i bought birkenstocks. I bought a. We wanted to be happy sack. He's akber no. I wanted to be in a music. Couldn't be an music in high school. It's like you were one guy. You can't start over. yeah. And so i got. I got some widespread panic Boston dead boston bob dylan. I bought fishbone album. Like i went to the all these albums and i was like went to my room and i started. I smoked a little weed. But i didn't need to party. I didn't need party fucking. I was such a different person than i was. When i got back from russia i was like. There's pardon me that was broken. I was like. I partied too much. And yeah and i. And i had a i had you know. It's funny always talked about how to traumatic head injury. Yeah and so. That's what makes it back in not destroy backgammon. Destroy you okay. let's just let's just let's just real quick opening role. Open six five you roll. Where do you come on. Dude come the fuck on. That's right you'd be basketball. What do you do if you're an open court due to chase basciak database of what six five opening role. Where did you move your. Yeah you take it from first position all the way across okay. All right just cuts the weed up. There are people that go. I'll be there. Were big show there guys. I'm great at backgammon. I'll play you and and you watch their first role and you're like thinking one three one and you're like you know exactly where your knows that me and my friends that we played all the time we had a crown we pass around the fucking community ever wore the croat championship. Beat somebody two times in a row to get the two best sevens if somebody got us six five six five. I command you to move there just so you can feel good about yourself so i my problem is i will not. I will not turn down a double. I will not if someone tries to me. I always a comeback yet. Do i play with the blacks over in washington square park. We do really play with news in washington square back. I thought they were playing chess. Yeah i'm gonna play backgammon. Let's go and you're like oh shit and that first. You're like a big. This guy is a semi homeless. But you make the same mistake when you're in thailand and a hooker says wanna play connect four for beers like i'll be to fucking street hooker. Connect four. I went to college. And then it hits you you play connect four all day or all day or all day. All they do if anyone's gonna thailand have a great time challenge for and you will see a fucking so out there professional four player. We're in we're in. We're in austria and college and one of the one of the games on the street like twenty bucks or whatever and it was a you got a nail and hidden back back at a hammer and a guy goes on it. Takes it and fucking one hit his in. He goes construction. Walk up. you're like oh you do it all day law. You forget you'd have to go like this and tap or do you go like this and miss it because if you wanna get that one got hit. It's the same thing with comic comic and you're like professional comedian. That's backgammon game. Ever played rejects hell. Aviv We're in a cab on away from somewhere to We're all going to chip in and get a hotel room. Oh my god we need to do. We need to do is keep going. I just got the most brilliant fucking idea we should do. Yeah backgammon but just like professional wrestling. So it's me you you get one guy. Who's your dice roller. You get one guy who moves like hot chick in a bikini omega are vanna white. Yeah yeah we'll move your pieces for you. That's great you're the brains right. And so and then and then we know then you get an an actual. Heitmann is talking shit about your team. So you get like mike lawrence or fucking death to be shitting hold on getting out of your fucking with you and then it's a it's a four person game so it was four person. We bet we get patent oswald to do. Let's all panels. it's amazing game. Apparently i i last night. And i was like him and do you play back a lot and he was like obsessively contexts. Go fuck himself. Pass on that over back. Emmitt told him cut that out. I bet we take all the comics who fucking play backgammon. Yeah and you get a four person team and you set it up real nice like your dice. Roller new dog roll my dice. Dogs roll dice. I get i get fucking. Who do i get a small. I get christie. Mack moves pieces and then my hype man would be. I would take mike lawrence as hype man and he just talking shit. Engine cliff would would not be bad. It's fucking great. let's sell. This is a fucking show. I'm in law that you sell it. But i'm in. This is how this is all. I wonder if tom can play backgammon. I'm sure you'll say can okay new'dove you can be novel history by why do why. Why do you guys play backgammon so much. So it's just part of the middle eastern culture. They played all day. So we're in a cap. The guy goes was ready to talk back backyard. We start playing. Are we start talking about backgammon. And the two guys sit next to me in this cab One of the front and they're like they don't play much you know. I grew up with israel. he's And so he was like you wanna play the guys like yeah for your cab fare. Double or nothing. And we didn't have that money we were eighteen and a half you know and so the deal was free cup fair. Means we're gonna fucking live large right if we have to double this cap fare. We're sleeping on the beach like we cannot afford a hotel. Yeah what do you think are like it's like ca. can you win. And i'm like. I think i can but it's a lot of look nice you know. That's the weird part. Yeah remember at the very end. We're like i you pretty much. But if you get double sixes only here you will beat me. Yeah and then. Sometimes they do so. It's like that and we're also we played. We got out. He had a board in the trunk. We played on the hood of the car. And i beater. Oh and it was. They were act because it didn't matter that much to him but it was like it was so fucking tenths of like. We don't wanna sleep on the beach. We want to sleep in bed. king awesome. I have a greatest back story. I've been probably not that good. I've been playing on. We can't tell you what's crazy is i've only i've only played humans. Probably maybe twenty times. It's that what do you play video poker where you're like. I know i'll raise them the racing back all just know how they'll do it. I play play. I've been playing video backgammon for eighteen years. I mean do you have trouble making friends. No i i get getting on planes. I if i play a game on the screen on the on the tv played on the screens. Had i and i it sometimes. You can play with someone in another seat. I've done that. I've played but like sitting across from someone could go big show. We have backgammon boards. Small back. I carry around shoe not jose there. I know. Keep it in. You know who just learned how to do that but my daughter isla death ajay's daughter. She's looking at my phone thing it's her. She just learned how to do that. Did the jay dollar thanksgiving fourteen And i was like okay. I brought some forums. You gotta do you gotta catch up with. I brought something for you. So they're like looking forward to it or so you're looking for it and i pulled it out. She goes like our whole world. Changes are the foot. And that's that's that's an adult first of all also. I can use that at school so well just like it was just so much to take in so so my my one back emma travel so my co lead on On the on the machine is beautiful. I won't. I'm not saying her name. I don't want to know who she is. I want her to. I think certain things. I think about movies should be more secret. I think it's better if you see her for the first time. You will not expect to see that person but she was. She's from croatia. And i said i said to her. I did a joke to her. And it was the greatest way to do. This joke said i said. Have you seen dis. And she goes. I these these what i said right into it he would. She would go these nuts and she would she understand it right so then so then now think of all the ones you've got loaded up so i go. I go shit. I should with. What are these doesn't work. I go you got an up doc on your shoulder and she goes. What's up doc. I mean it was so much fun but then she was. What a baby on your. What's the matter baby. It was so fun but then what happened is higher backfired. And i think at a point. It caused a rift relationship. Because she thought i was making fun of her and i was like no. It's an inside joke. So then she didn't get it until she did these nuts to someone else and get an accident. It was so great because peter. Have you seen these. And he goes these what and she goes these she would do it like bore. It was the fucking funniest dude. He's been a great episode. How's it usually by the way it's a lot of need to carrying. jesus christ. I thought that was bush. This out sitting there was no better. It's funny i i. I'm i guess. Bears with people that i really know very well because i don't want have to interview somebody. We're talking about the interview podcast. And i say this as i've gone to tank and bert cast is like pretty much interview. It was better ten years ago when stories weren't out but like this kind of fun shooting the shit like the best. Oh i just changed my interviews to either people. I've found online that i'm fascinated by this guy. Van nuys istat or two dudes and drinking always to drink training. Talking ship did the mu j. and j. in total time but those are always the best when you're partying a little bit and then and then i brought back my open tabs podcast. He did. I thought that was the most brilliant that i listen to you. I should have listened to the very beginning and end. Because i i was too much for me to do but But yeah i open brought back. It's great so like so like Sometimes there's like new podcast which like that's a good angle on a new thing our garbage. You gotta do when you're new york and it's just like ask you questions about your life at stories you don't normally do the open tabs like it'll just lead to conversation you'd never had there's a podcast so bad from you. There's a podcast out there. That i saw tick-tock yeah These guys breaking down old movies. And it's they tell you things like Like a they breakdown. Encino man And then they're like Did you know the paulie shore and all his movies would have brennan frazier. Show up as link and say something about eating frog and then they go and show you all the clips or they go. They breakdown sandlot. And they or they. They go in encino man. Do you know who this band was. It was jello biafra or whatever. Steve perkins and drummer from what you call it. And they're like they're in his movie and this is from Jane's addiction and they're like big. It's so good. Do you know what it is. I'm fucking starring. Someone really party this week. Did you bear when we start talking about sober october. You were like nah. I'm already sober. You check your history on talk long. You've been on there. I just saw it this morning on talk. They're setting we can tell if you're too old for it dude. There are so many attractive people on talk. Look at us. nicky. As i mean look how old this is Someone just puts this content on talk. Let's see if i follow them. I'm amazed at how many fights start on tek talk and don't get finished arguments people. Yeah we'll talk slap. You a fucking slap you fakers. I got the i got them. They're called confused breakfast. And they're fucking content there. Podcast is possibly one of the most fascinating things. I've ever seen confused breakfast. And so i like that idea that you grew up with in a new light okay. There's a chevy. I used to have so fifty. Seven chevy is what he drove and dirty dancing cool so they give you these little insights that you're like all fucking all the teen smoking there there red apple cigarettes. Yeah he sets up. It's the same world all the time he talks about. There's so many movies where they're connected to another movie like this guy. What was the one. They said they said you ready for this. They go stand by me. Kiefer sutherland is the guy who gets a gun pulled on him and then he's like we never saw him again. They go well what he did was. He traveled down the coast to santa barbara and he met the pamper from las guy. Lost when he gave him the blood he drank it and he turned in. That is the same character. It's like a connection. Stephen king stuff hasn't saying yeah and i just found it a loved that shit i fucking by find them on tech talk to sony. Attractive people on to talk. You wanna talk. Everyone's hot and then you walk into a walgreens and you're like what the fuck is not that great. It's not like literally. Many people are ugly. As i passed at the right aid on sunset Whatever it is. I pass a long time ago Fifteen years ago. I lived by their passes old like to some housewife. Just simply weren't sweatpants. No ass just kinda gross. You know and i pass by and mike okay and then on my shopping around on her face and it's just a housewife face grows but carmen electra. No do you know what carmen electra's real name is come guzzler nope nope common electric's real name is fuck. It's a famous porn star. Took carmen electra's real name and used it as her name. A really what is carmen electra. Real name tara. patrick patrick. The name is tara patrick. It goes my name is going to be collectors real name looking up. Prince electors shit. Crazy one is the thin film. Isn't the you drop the mask. And you're like whoa faulk. Who when you when you see a check is you're like oh my god you blinks. You think everyone's got beautiful is and then you drop the mask. Jin your chest your teeth or when you hear like customer service person on the phone like they sound somewhat. There was a. There is a chick that was. I was with a bunch of people and she had a mask on and there were like there were like. Hey she's got to be gorgeous. And i was like you got to get lower mask and they're like. Are you going to do that. And that problem solving. I had so much fun problem solving how makes lower their math. And so i figured it out. I like i got it. And they're like no go. Watch me get it. And so i bring over to the table i go. Hey keep something is this spicy. Do you nice. I gave her a pretzel this spicy spicy. I said my friend had had kovas. We no sense taste is spicy. Can't taste that. She goes but as soon as i said. Is this by the whole. Aw lowers our mask. And then they all go. Ooh yeah my wife. I said to my wife. My wife hasn't been out in public. We own the plane yesterday in the flight attendant. Gorgeous public gorgeous is an lianglo. She is beautiful. I said jan lowered the mask and she goes. You can tell she's beautiful. I go nope. She has a little mask. And now you've got to really do some fucking math okay. You're seeing is that are arguably the some of the prettiest is ever seen. She's got is that pretty and she's that age and you think she is in fact beautiful. Why isn't she on instagram influence. Or why isn't she why she a flight attendant. There's got to be something off. She's a flight attendant. Leeann she goes. No that's not true. So you'll see so. Get a little boxes lady comes over and i i gotta ask you a question how. I'm no sense of taste these Spicy she goes like this lianglo split fuck and then caesar and the woman was discussed. Were all fucked up just like really skinny lips and she was like i don't think how and liens like how the fuck i go. I fuck in roll around the block and kobe. Fucking find out what people look like a lot more attractive men a lot more demand than women. The mask has benefited a lot of women at shocking. No not even. I mean derosa had like cognizant check and he was like hitting off with her like let me see without the goes on the date. Maybe how about you want. And he was like love the a fucking game show. That should be a game show. It is in england. Are you serious. it's way worse than what you're thinking. It's one person dating three people wanting to date that person. That's standard dating scene setup. Right you ask them questions there behind a wall. Each one in their own wall tube asked you questions. You're outta the camera shot and then and that fuck you and fuck you know. Are you doing a visual. What do they go. And then you can't after the first set of questions. The wall that each person's in goes up and reveals them from the waist down naked. I'm loved the second set of questions that goes up to their chests. You unlimited another one and after third then you see their face then you choose which one you want you see their dicks and their pussies. That's england for you. Wow yeah i told you the my my idea of a dating show. Yeah they bring you up on stage ladies and gentlemen this already know ladies tall women in the audience. This is already severe or telling about yourself. You tell about yourself a little pitch awesome. Sit down everyone on your seat. You'll see a keypad with numbers from one to ten vote. Arias and then you hit a new go okay ari. The audience has voted you a seven and you're like seven like all right now ladies underneath. You'll see you'll see what arias rated each of you you pay pulled out. Okay all you ones instistence is get the fuck so so then they go ari. You can take this seven who rates with you. Get five seven right. These are five seven and these are all five hence the fucking putt. Putt golf at the sink. In over there you don't or you can go to greece with this seven and you're like fuck. I'll go. Putt putt with this one. Do you take a seven day unless because you know they'll go forward unless the ten i know is jewish and they'll have an unnatural attraction to me that david taylor sales when he saw girl looking at me like at the store he just go up back. Hey are you jewish by chance to. Why would i know that just had so we so we do think jewish woman have an unintended. Just naturally like chelsea handler. Do you think she's just naturally attracted to you because she's jewish house jewish. Oh yeah Yes she would shoot me higher because it was just in them. I looked like the type of thing that they want. It's not like the non-jewish rating versus it's like your your your your gp in major out major. You know it's like two different stores. Wait wait. let's go. Who the who the most of those an hour forty five minute. The physical therapy and thirty minutes. The who's the hottest jewish women in hollywood. The new princess layer lady who the closer the one that was in the second series of of star. Wars the two thousand one was on the next episode of two bears. Cable find out who the hottest jewish right. she's greek. it's it's you know her. You know her movie closer. Just look that up. you'll get it. And the one who decided the two thousand one star wars natalie portman jewish. Yeah oh my god yeah. She's she is fucking gorgeous. She's the one she is. Oh and gal gadot. Oh god. I did her. I was like trying to talk to her. She i mean. She's stunningly stunning. I mean you're stunned talking to you often go. Shalom tried to connect. I was like my my dad's from paktika from israel and she goes i relate on mc that's not impressive from where she's from like i know a lot of people from that i watched. I watched the guy do that to my old friend. Did that to a bunch of girls were speaking italian and he goes there talking to thailand. 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Because i'm gonna look like what is it. Kfc radio on the bar sports network. If you're watching on youtube when everyone to leave a comment telling jackie how well the lighting is how how good and how. It looks just like every other episode. When nick was at the helm jackie's on the ones that as she changes it changes it into solar eclipse cloud. Got a little. You honestly just like drew more attention to now have imperfections. We're going to point out. Well these are things that. If i was ever watching podcasts at never a million years i'd be like the lighting's a little notice do you i. It be upset about it. I mean it would have to watch it twice a week. Anybody a little different literally like so much worse. Research conscious of she's also gonna stain on hurt. Shut down her shirt and she's wearing beetlejuice pants. So yeah so how you feeling good as we have to tell ya down girl But yeah everyone go. Watch on youtube subscribe and watch along with us and get tickets. Hey i was gonna say the big thing we got going right now. Come see us live wednesday. This coming wednesday september fifteenth. Caroline's we are back on stage in manhattan in the city where we thrive where it's easiest for easiest for us to acquis. Tough nyack was tough. Because i guess we'd never talked about this niagara was talking about it. We never talked about how bad driver you know we did did we. Yeah we did. I remember did great driver Yeah no driving. Necessary come on up. caroline's on broadway. It's like fifty first and broadway. Tickets are available. Go to check us out on social or go to carol. I think it's carolinas carolina. Calm right yeah. Carolina dot com click on events and shows. And we'll be under their come comes coming out with us. We're we're still doing live shows. And i think we'll still do meet and greet afterwards. Yeah yeah just don't spit on various. Yeah it's like whatever if we're going to get you know so. Yeah i'm sure you know. Caroline carolina all of their. I don't want that. I really don't want it. I'm actually talk on him but like it's crazy that we haven't got. I've never gotten go rhino sanity. Like we came back to work in the middle of everything. We've traveled. We we've talked about it stopped. He's doing like all of the things. I i've watched them. A hand stopped vaccine. Yeah like forget it. You don't get the booster shot already. Yeah i didn't know that my mom got it the other day mom got it. I think if you just say that you've got issues like okay here you go because i think ultimately they want everyone to get it so it's like well we know you're bending the rules but like another one is a good thing so whatever I like the people who are like. Are you going to get another one. Yeah i'm gonna get all the ones they told me to get all the medicines just all of the medications a against the gonna kill me. Yeah i wanna think. I'll i'll take all the armor i can't. Do you know anybody in your back. Dan right now. I heard the pfizer pfizer shit. Yeah you're looking up my game. Cocktail cocktails cocktails. Let's just mix it all up in there. Do you know anyone in your life. was antibiotics. No like i'm trying to think. I can't i can't imagine if like because i think i think some people do i think people have friends and family in their lives who are like we like got along and we they're smart and we used to have regular conversations and all of a sudden they were like anti talking. I get it. I want to. If you came in and you're anti vacs i'd be like europe fucking like we can't even not even. I'm not going to respect your decision. Like you're a fucking moron. I wouldn't care if again. Like i wouldn't say you're a moron. No i would if you were like a doctor if you had scientific background and you were like you know i think i'm pretty healthy and i'd be okay if i got it. And this vaccine like in general putting things in your body that are Natural snow hitter idiot. I had fucking a gummy candies for breakfast morning. So i put in my body carry much. It is one of those things heroin people like. I can keep it that my body i don't want is a second joe rogan. The joe rogan is funny to like people are like dunking on rogan. Because he got it. And i don't really get that because first of all it's kinda shady people like good get. I don't think he ever was like i'm invincible. To catching it was he. I think he was pretty outspoken. Like if you're healthy you're not fat. If you're in shape you work out you take your vitamins like you'll be okay but i don't think he was ever like i cannot catch kovin and they were like i see you got it. And he was kind of like okay. Yeah but see all right in a couple of days. I don't i don't think it was the big like the big. You know like embarrassing for him. I don't think so either you people are gonna get it. Yeah yeah But everyone was kind of like he was outspoken. About like not necessarily being afraid of it and then he got it if he was like really sick or whatever there would be the irony but i him is that he he immediately got with the thing ivermectin or whatever those boats and then like he did like this drip and that injection and all that and they're kind of like oh i thought you know lifting weights and being healthy was enough and he was like let me get all of the things but i think also have you know joe rogan. He's like always on supplements and always doing he's he lives in a hyperbaric chamber while like eating weird food inside of a sauna while he injects himself with this and that so i don't think he was like out of i. Just don't think it's anything out of the ordinary for rogan. That people made it into or it's like We got gotta but like everything on the internet. I think i saw more people being like. Don't make fun of job. Getting more than i saw making fun of their news. Reports on the celebrity. I saw a lot of like joe and got kobe new york times and like jordan kobe. Dmz but i didn't see i didn't see be like fuck you again. Everyone's time on different. I don't know maybe it was somewhere. But i didn't see anyone. Rogan chess moves faulk in needle man and just laughs all the way to the bank. I think you know like anything that happens to him. Everyone's getting it but like it was a big deal for joe rogan. i think. yeah oh. Yeah but i'm saying he's a fucking big big one at this point like with if something happens or he says something or whatever like it it goes people. There's like once every few months. There's a headline spotify. Doesn't like joe rogan. You just do this every time. Somebody like speaks whatever. God damn is rich So yeah tickets are available dot com quite saying So we're back we're back live. I think we're gonna try to do. Just got to andrew about gramercy theatre coming up in november. Maybe we'll try to squeeze in an october one and then in november so basically monthly. We're going to hope to get back on track And do them regularly like all across new york and then eventually maybe go to Philly in boston and a local spots. So get your tickets. Carolina dot com. Get back on stage watson. comedy. Dan soder was at your bar tuesday night. He was exactly. I heard the nate. And trent when i believe and frankie frankie and said it was the funniest thing they've ever seen and i just like live comedy. When i saw short small like probably fifteen years ago i was like. That's that's the funniest comedian of all time. That was the funniest thing i've ever seen. And then i saw ricky villa's live. He was opening up for pete davidson. And i was like. That's the funniest thing of all time and these are obviously great and talented comedians. But like in my mind. When i see it live in that element on like. This is the pinnacle of comedy. Nothing has ever been funnier. So when then it's it's. It's almost like i've said about bars. Where like when when the when the bar swing. Shut behind you you your inexperience moment. You've you've come to an agreement with everyone else in the barbie might look whatever outside. Fuck it we're getting drunk. Yeah we're gonna laugh we're gonna saying here's some shit payroll to shea gillis as a new special out it's awesome. I guess next door is a bar and towards the end of the sal later in the night so you turn the music up and you can kind of hear the music. And he's he's a god fucking damn man music so much better than what. I do the reason i brought up soda was because i was also going to bring up. Shane and i think that like if you're if you're watching soda or listening to soldier on his shows shane. Gillis chrissy d like there's a and maybe it's just because we've got into it recently and the internet has like there's so much exposure now that you can consume so many of these comics. But i feel like there's some sort of like golden age renaissance one of those catchphrases going on where there are just some fucking hall. Larry is people who are still very accessible right now. Like chapelle you gotta you gotta pay like one hundred fifty dollars for a ticket face value to get into his show at red rocks. You're not gonna see you know and actually that's not true. 'cause those guys do poppins but like soda being at factory gillis putting out a free youtube special like these this is quality comedy that is still affordable. Sometimes free altogether. I think shane's gonna crush. He did like two hundred and fifty thousand views verse day. Really like you know. Like the sam arose and mark. Norman's like i think. Sam did a few million i think mark did like seven and a half mil southern has a lot to catch but like shane. I feel like has you know. He's he's riding a wave right now too. I think i mean millions of views on youtube and any motherfucking beyond did he doesn't do oh she doesn't so i said so. He did one thing he made. He made himself into the drake album cover. Which by the way like. I don't know if you credit drake or his team or his art team or whatever that's not that was done by logging actual artist ripe. But but you know what i mean. It's more interesting concept than like like emoji. he'll artist. I was reading. I actually the g. q. Review of was. I thought very spot on where it's like breaking news forever. It's actually they had a great quote where it's like. It was fucking. He said it's almost like someone told. Drake were brad pitt. Told matt damon in ocean's eleven like it's like i forget the quote exactly but it's like be be funny but don't make him laugh be interesting but don't make them think be memorable but as soon as you walk with mr forgets you and it's like yeah. Yeah like they got your attention. But it's not gonna stick because i've got to laugh and most keep doing it forever. And they he can do this for eighty like he's prolific though he puts out a lot of shit like i think that's a product of it too. It's like you can wait. Put out these like deep albums but it takes people like four years sometimes. Doing rather like justin timberlake only put out two albums his whole life the fuck man But that that album cover. I saw some sort of stat about like and i don't know who tracks these things like. I was just saying off camera. We should just make up statistics now but like the amount of copying and usage of that template was like broke the internet it was truly unprecedented shit because when i first saw it i was kind of like that kind of cop-out. It's just like emojis like it's not it's not original or anything but it's like nope. Somebody new renew. This is going to be catchy and replicable. And all that shit but he. Shane made himself into it. It was like him holding a beer and he said album out or Special drops tomorrow. I think it was and that was it and the only promotion and i texted him like no promoing. Ambience surprise album and i was like cocky dude music notes stupid. I don't like doing promo. i'm not good at it. it also becomes like i'm talking about it so it's like i don't know if he thought through it like that but it's almost like you get promo by not doing the promo like i didn't fill in the the essay. I turned it you know. What's the risk so man if you're living in new york or you're on the internet these guys are just so blocking funny. I love like frankie finding out about soder watching people showing somebody a video. They've never seen or telling a story that haven't heard of breaking news when you and i think they know who the ever seen his acts when you know someone and like you watch them watched those people for the first time. It's like frankie saw soda. Because he was when we were in detroit he was talking about. He had just seen soda and he's doing the high pitch voice has kept doing your boy. I guess there's a bit where he doesn't care about babies crime plans because that's what happened. When i was on the plane. I come off the plane and talking about how i put my headphones out and let the baby win because like it was crying so loud and it was turning it up. It was it was coming over here. There was too much noise with the music and the baby. The baby cry and He said that he hits soda. Do a spit and it was like. He doesn't care about babies crying. He cares about when they can talk. He's like they don't shut up. Yeah he's a hill we on the end of the jetway. Your little boy like a six year old wouldn't walk up ain't gonna in that. Jesus fucking kills this thing. Yeah yeah going on and no disease. His nieces sixth and seventh grade volleyball team and he goes a bit about. Picking age of consent rhode island. You're up first twelve. No dude no go. I wanted to go. I don't. That's what i really really appreciate comedy like. It would have been funny if he just said why. I have to go first but the added like this is the hardest one. Extra line is just so fucking funny. He said that that's the best way to get out of going to like your nephews stuff. When someone's like the ball game agree in fourth uninvited. Disinvited never yeah. It's the little kids on the plane. I thought was a internet like trump. I guess people really do get that mad about jeff. I mean like i was. I was a little annoyed but it wasn't like you know around for some stuff that baby up. We're gonna slack. That kid. I i i don't i don't i don't i. Something happens when people get on a plane where they think that they are entitled to things being the exact way they are like. I mean i talked about before. But i will never understand the outrage on the reclining of the seat now it i done it. I've become reliant. i never did it. I mean they gave you the option. Everyone can recline and let's be honest. It doesn't change yours experience if you're behind it that much now. It doesn't lately. I've i've been most of my life until fairly recently staunchly anti brooklyn. I never cared of me. But i didn't recline because i'm gonna plus I've changed my ways. I if it like moved the whole seat back and hit your feet or something but if something like this to this and then you just feel like that. Just don't fuck and get the crazy outrageous. Like you have to sit in a chair the way i want you to sit in your chair even though it's made to do this and babies can't make noise around me. It's like shut the fuck up even before i had kids and now once i do have kids like i don't give up fucking gimmes by because they've ruined my life so which is why john mullany is a crazy person. We'll talk about it. It's brought to you by bare-bottom clothing. I'm wearing my bare bottoms right now. This is my bottom pants. 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I don't even need the after. I wanna look like mr before. And i'm happy to understand that i do but Yeah sometimes xl baby. But it's it's awful because it's like it's not. I don't like fill out in the arms like a little kid but it's better than having like But yeah. I don't care what size you are. These bottom clothing bare-bottom shirts are unbelievable. It's bare-bottom clothing bear. Like the animal. Be a our clothing dot bare-bottom clothing dot com promo code. Kfc and you can get free shipping on that first order. It's let me just double check that real quick to make sure i got it right. It is bare bottom clothing. Dot com promo code. Kfc to get that. First order. john mullany having a baby with a libya and that is fucking insanity it is on no no no fucking in sanity. It's crazy town. Totally totally agree totally agree. But if you're going to be crazy town with somebody decrease good choice to be crazy town. That's like he's the mayor. She i mean like she's like crazy and she might be. I don't fuck in china. i know. I've seen the slide shows. Seen the slide shows she live among was eaten asfour mike. Adriana was a lithium in chris pine with put in tongues inspectors before adriaan ahead gape club gave gloves. Love say i know john. I obviously have seen them but there are people out there who are not understanding the reference. So we're gonna have to explain to them. That is a pair of fucking gardening clubs basically that girls have to wear the oil them up so much. Hey let's have a conversation if you give you need gloves to open your bundle too much oil. You're using another way. You're putting that much. God damn oil on the girl if you need if you need john a drop cloth if you need a tarp underneath too much whatever much oil lube fuck and milk who fucking sticks of butter up too much. You seeing the video. I'm not making it up. The cape gloves is earning. You sells them. You think sells them on the website. Find out let's let us find out. I'm just going to google gate. You look at like the website. I'm gonna keep gloves. There are some prudes and some girls who are very confused and and an angel has read it Lean on gets you read it. One year ago someone posted a by much gave. It says. ask your mom. Is your mom joke ever executed. That really might be the funniest month fucking classic rope. I cannot think of a scenario even remotely close to how awful it would be if you found your mother's gape club you find you find. Find your mom's fucking sex toys lingerie you find sex tape with your parents. You find you find your dad's sex toys and lingerie none of that even comes close to of you opened up a drawer or fucking closet or a box of that belongs to your mother. And there's a pair of goddamn gloves designed not read your shit freshly you. Ask your mom imagine. He walked in the garage wearing a pair of gloves. One day like that holy shit the gape gloves gape clubs exists. Lena crown tells us what the fuck gape clubs are. Let's see what this youtube about. I mean this is this is special. Gape gloves is a deep cut. Deep game blows. Geico's is like knowing the san francisco armory like you are a real one boy what that means. And what what that's about. I didn't i never thought could i. I'd see linked to these clubs. The muncie agape. Close on at seaman. Rpi gave gloves on things. Because he's a fucking pervert gloves gloves. See-sawed open open your swing. This chicks got all the fuck in supplements and shit. Here we go. Oh my god face into the easier because the caney worthy are than the you already are on. Of course we must talk about a game about walking pervert here. I love game but now would you says those gloves would fit me. If i wanted goes the apollo is not save big. Are these something that you sell. I honestly both them online. I look at your own solo market. Make your unique to explain. Dan will fall hans. You see tons of people. Use them at scenes because was one then. What's the fucking idiot. Ruining the moment tan you fucking let them over breed fucking italian as i've seen the girls used them before are counties because was one thing in in america extreme rain with mine cheese right. Yeah yeah you're totally star performer. Who had hiv and he didn't want to infect girls it. I realized how he's using gloves. I don't think i knew. hiv was. Yeah that doesn't matter. Second of all sucking the air out of you gave gloves aids. Fucking hot chick. Describe what gave gloves are and keep the aids in your fucking mouth girl. Talk about anal sex. Shut the fuck up. He wasn't having sex with girls. This is all. He was just bright gaping bell. Wait wait wait goddess. You gotta see that one. He has done. The gaping bed. Sheets wasn't having sex with girls. This is just bright. Doing the randy moss fucking end zone dance. Mayo's that laugh about things evolve. 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I don't think it is. I think that we're fucked man now. We are definitely if we're fucked. Everyone listen to shows. We're in the way that mike adrianos dick comes out of the side of the camera. It's almost like you're wearing three d goggles. It's just crazy. It's like the way shark comes by an aquarium. You know you're looking at the aquarium wall and all of a sudden like a giant whale or floats out. It's just like whoa. He's got his own gloves pocket and puts it in the game and everyone who we've learned today is everyone on the fucking anal set his aids. What about yeah. There was the guy with globe because he had aids. What so. I remember when i fucking wrote a blog way back in the day like you had some ignorant talk about really you think you can catch it. Run away from the kids or something. I was the one that was super us. Thought you could get something more offensive aids by my roommate fucking he worked and i never actually believe making jokes on the internet back back with. He's kind of these guys. Jokes are okay. Back has allowed what he worked for guy who had aids and like they worked out of his apartment and they keep again this time. Like fucking computer and you come on. We're going to have a hand. Like i was kind of kidding but like as i said i do i do not completely don't understand. I think almost everybody i would imagine went through Paranoid hangnail phase. That you think you can get it from him. Like on your fingers. I didn't do that now now. I'm about to hit. i go through my phase. He's starting now. Because i still kind of feel that way. It's like i know that if it's in the air you can't get it so that i understand come on the keyboard instead. But if i'm things are sealed. And i've got like a hangnail cut. Why not why not why. I don't know they. Google said you can't it's like i don't know about now on google before i gotta get some gloves before i go there anyway. John mullany olivia munn. I think is crazy in all the good ways and all the very bad ways i think that she. You're not that hot that successful and that kinky with back in the day. She's got gay clubs at home if you're not like crazy on the other side. Did you hear the story about her emailing him. Nuts fucking wacky man. She back in two thousand fifteen she was like. I'm obsessed with john. Mullane met him at a wedding. I think it was myers wedding. They talking about that on the show last night. 'cause that's where mullany announced that he had a baby if you haven't seen it i don't know if we're allowed won't be allowed to put it in in our you to go watch this. Seth meyers bit where he announces it. It is insanely awkward. She met him at the wedding. She she was like i danced with him and his fiancee all night long. 'cause i'm like obsessed with him and then i emailed him afterwards being like. Hey do you guys want to hang out. And he never wrote back. Probably because i had the wrong email like you probably got the wrong. 'cause his wife was like what the fuck delete that shit right for libya but then also you know that. This is kind of like her celebrity crush almost like her obsession and like the instant that he's divorced. She swoops in and grabs him. And then the instant there together she's pregnant. This is some crazy trick predatory shit. Yeah but like on mullany doesn't even know john laney's in the spin cycle because he's fucking olivia munn and he's getting his brains fucked out in a way that he never even imagined he's wearing the gabe loves and so he's just like along for the ride and she's like now a trap for life. I think that was going to say john. He in one year he he. He announced he was an alcoholic. He moved out and got a got a divorce. He went to rehab. He gets out. Then he relapses. He got an intervention with his friends. Went back to rehab. Which i've read that. He wait a hundred and thirty pounds for. That's crazy town. He also might not. He might not have been that big of a guy to begin with he. Oh he's definitely a skinny guy. He's i think he's done a taller side. Yeah hundred thirty. Pounds is like six tall. I would think he's like a buck sixty though so i don't think like losing. Yeah i guess you probably right. You know it's like it's it's skinny but it's not like i don't think i've ever if you went down to like one thirty you would be like well. Yeah fat but has the intervention goes back to rehab gets out of rehab goes to sober. Living then goes to la and immediately is in a relationship with the number. One thing they say is like. Don't be in any relationship during recovery. And not like sandra bullock said any any relief. Was you the speed and relationship for trauma or anxiety. Situation bound failed. Yes i wrote for the kids. But i don't know i'm and that's where i was funny. I doing one minute. And i was like or i don't know maybe there's a scenario where they're both a little bit older so things move faster because you know exactly you do and don't want and you find someone who fits it and it is their business put come on man. It's been a regular piece of his comedy like multiple about not wanting get right. Well actually never says expose liking always says we don't know the people who like kids and then all of a sudden he just has one because a lithium on either wanted one or did it or you know what i mean like you. Don't just flip the accident. Like i live your monthly tricked him. I don't know. I think it could be an accident siren. A you offer control. Pretend she was on it. I think but i think it. Like i think i think he's kind of like whatever beyonce man you know i. I'm guessing just an accident. They're both loretta cares. If you're if you're both crazy originally fucking maybe some of those lake. Like i don't know i'll see i'll be the fun of alone. Kid i mean. I guess if you know if you're if that's the case shore but if you're talking about like actually having your kid and raising it like to try to keep up your comedian career comic career and have this kid and fight your addiction and deal with. What i believe is a crazy girl. I mean it's like it's a lot on your point is life is out of control right now and that's not making fun of him or me lake judging him or whatever that's just like that's just looking at a paper and reading what's on the page. It's been at one point i. I'm sure he did that. Like like on the on seth meyers. He listed out for a reason. Locate all this shit going on and it's like yeah shit going on john like you got to. I mean if you if you do it right you should be like ready and in a good you know. Some sort of agreement with a partner in a relationship with a partner should be financially sound professionally. Sounds like ready to go. And nobody ever really is point. That's how you should. Yeah that's what you should strive for and everybody you know. Nobody gets perfectly but also he's at the other end of the spectrum man. That's and the x factor is being rich because it's like if regular addicts and crazy girl had a baby. It's like not might not survive but it'll be fine. I guess put. It's like if you're john mullany friend for that way. That was all if i was going through all that. If i like i basically did that all happen to me and everything happened to me and i came in a matter of months and i'm like i'm having a kid with another baby a with another girl you would just be like i'm have before you say behind my back. I don crazy. I really like having him if honestly if if we're really playing that out if you did that is awesome -gratulations. I'd be like it's like looking for him. That's yeah that's what i said. I was like i'm not going to preach about it. I'm just saying that. I kinda was in a very similar situation. Very public messy divorce had to pick up the pieces and start fresh. And i'll tell you literally the last thing in the world. I wanted to have another relationship and have another baby that is crazy and both adults and all that shit do what you want. Best of luck. I real- i feel bad for his ex wife like she went into rehab as well for her own issues. Oh i don't know that. She had like eating disorder issues when enduring their divorce and then he dates a superstar and has a kid. I'm sure i'm sure they had the discussions about maybe having their own kids. You know he said something. He brings literally every special. It's like it's like in ted lasso when the dickhead owner has kids with the new. Like jump off when he never wanted to have it with the original word. It's like it's like the shittiest thing should he's feeling i mean that is a tough one man can. Can you do me a favor. Can you go grab keys. Because i wanna know. I almost went over. We can do this tour. I call her this morning. She is distraught really. She got her. But i wanna know why. There's the obsession with drama and i. I'm a huge blast. Which i think he's very funny but he's like the only comedian in the world. Who is i. Guess it's because we we talk about a little bit where you're saying people have train wreck but like it was even before he was a train wreck that people like love him. He was like two or three years but was very colleague pulling there no other comedians who are beloved likely women. Far you talking about women specifically women specifically now. Because i'm like you know. Bill burr dave skelly. People love those guys. They love them. But like i couldn't tell you about personal life like people janis dog name and they know his wife's name and like they they're like people love john. I like very one of my favorite comics. I mean he's fucking larry's but i. I don't understand why he became such a celebrity. What i don't understand is definitely the like the sex appeal. No no shade. Dom laney but like key kelly being like. Oh my god. Like i'll suck his dick everyday till i'm dead. What that guy. He's handsome in totally. I mean i certainly understand. If it's like he's smooth and good talker humourous get all that but but even that type of comedy like. He's got that hello queen. He said go get keys. And what did i say. I legitimately was like. No don't i don't know if she can handle this she's distraught right now. Do you know this is about why. What is the. Why do you like joe. is it with me. 'cause i just want to clarify. I'm a big john mullany fan. I don't understand why why he's a such a celebrity because no other comics are celebrity like him and be. Why like why isn't girls about. He's not he's not ugly and he's very funny so i guess i just question but your extreme it feels a little It feels a little critical you to act like you don't know everybody loves john. Malini what he's because he okay. I wish i had a little bit of time to prepare just to explain exactly how much i love him. He's one of those people that he started his stand. Avenues really young. And he was kind of like he was self deprecating views. Also really cute and really relatable to a lot of people in a way of like. I talked to my parents and on fuck religion and whatever but not in a way where it was adopted us and so we really liked him. None is just so fucking funny all the time and he was super cute and then he has like all kinds of weird stories that he would throw out there every once in a while that how he was a bad boy so it was like okay. This guy like you can't. Yeah okay. we're one in the same. He's drink he realized. I don't i didn't know that when he when he came very first special in his woes. Squeaky clean guy is right bad. I think that that's why a lot of people say that now but in his new if people have been paying attention all along. I've been singing his song. For how many years at this point in his very new in town one he talks about how he he used to drink. And then you drank to much and now he can't drink anymore and that's what i always fuck resented that bit because i was like you're just describing his party but you know he leaves was downplaying. The situation ready to it. I if you read into it. He drank when he was like a kid like he would drink like his dad's drinks his parents. He was like an alcoholic for money was twelve stealing cigarettes smoking. I'm like he was a bad kid growing old college where he graduated college. I smoked cocaine the night before shit like that was the control i mean i like the i like that. He's on life. It's a surprise. I'm assuming and he's really funny and he's charismatic. He's cool he's adorable and whatever and like he just always he's just i don't know something about him has always always iran to him. Well listen to this becomes i. I almost wrote this in my in my blase about this. But i didn't wanna. I'm very hesitant to talk shit about now that there's like a baby involved get a little bit about it. I'm like you know. Well whatever honestly but like whatever but if she can if she can step on marriage and manifest her way into a relationship and knock get knocked by. John mullany on on might start. I mean i'm a great step. Mom probably libya washer fucking bat. Literally on this free world was clearly like super weird about being obsessed with with me. She emailed she met him at no. She met him at. Seth meyers when she met him at sapphires wedding. In two thousand fifteen he also in this interview that he did with meyers last night. He said this met her there. She emailed him after the fact it was great meeting. You like would love to hang out again. She was there with his wife his wife of seven years great meeting. You would love to meet with you. Whatever and then told everyone in her circle of friends and his that she was obsessed with him and like wish that she could date him to the point where it was like weird. Everybody is okay. Well he's fucking married. So what's the deal. Soon as he was single she was like she was so getting contact with fee. Laid out the timeline gone. He laid off the time. I listen to this time and again it's a baby involved. Whatever timeline is september of last year he goes to rehab. He gets out in october. He goes back to rehab. In december now went back to december out. in february april time goes to l. a. Meets olivia munn pregnant. What weeks later she if you have you seen the picture of her. I was sent to me over the weekend and i got really upset. And you can't say this is pregnant especially because the new york post didn't say she's pregnant. It was like olivia months steps out without her boyfriend. John mullany and it's looking literally six months pregnant. I'm like bitch. I've ever seen in my life but i couldn't say shit and they're going to announce it now like she's so obviously pregnant. There's no way they could ignore it three days later. He's on my talk about. Goes john mullany ever just like house fall on my lap. I will have to tell him. Like i've been creepiest. I'm saying if she did was she she's still got cheese. I'm not saying that there might be learning a chance at all times. But it's kind of ridiculous insane. The way that john mullany was talking about it in this interview with seth meyers is that he seems to be excited. It seems to be doing well. Whatever that's all fine blah blah blah blah blah. He talks about how olivia it makes. Me wanna bar. I can't even talk about it. Talks about how she like held his hand through like one of the hardest times life. And whatever boba okay. Yeah no that's lovely. But she's not lovely. She's not why are for like she's sound like savior. Who came in and helped him during his bullshit on lovely. Okay well. i'm sorry. Were you there when she ripped apart the rogers family because jordan rogers us all about that and we ignored him jordan rogers. You're just jealous of your brother. Aaron like nobody gives a fuck what you're talking about. Turns out she ripped apart their family and chris pine what happened with that that weird buchan powerpoint that she made for him. Everybody thinks it's so hot it was weird. It was weird. She's a she's a freak. That's fine w free. Just be a weird and a freak. And emit hey. I was obsessed. John mullany and i tracked him with his baby. Doe's saying happening fingers fucking cross like bringing to sit down on my head. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this eleven. My question is just because he used to drink and he's you know there's just no doubt about it. I'm like i all things. Nothing's bad about them. But it's just like. I guess maybe that's why like most comedians are kinda like average guys regular. He's a little more put together. He stands out a little bit put together. That's the thing is put together probably what it is. That's it presentable on the outside a handsome guy to have your on his arm but also he's got a little bit you know. His jokes are smart. I mean you like him like him. Argument isn't like anti. It's just like i've never seen a comedian. So mad at you. Who's like just. Don't get john what i'm i keep. I keep adding the fucking the qualifier that. I'm a huge fan. Yeah you john. I've ever seen a comedian who who is basically just the comedian like yeah. I have such celebrity power. But he's on even before his breakdowns. He was on page six time beauty. He's john lewis and the knicks game. That doesn't happen the comedians. He's a comedian. Who has several. Did you see bill. Burr doing in the news like he's a community all kinds of shows. I guess maybe. I mean excuse comics who are very popular. He's also a writer for other things like he wrote for us now for a long time like he's been around the block. Everybody is going to get attention in that area. Like knows who he is. I think that he has like famous enough friends that he is now by proxy very famous so whenever and now forget it now so his thing was very his all rehab. All that was very public. That was i would say i. I really saw him on. I don't think. I saw john mullany much in public like this until he went to up to another level. Yeah he was always. He was our page six a lot. For what fully. The knicks game beyond the rangers game. John ladies out on the town. Guess i feel it's bullshit by the way this is. This news is overshadowing. brittany is over sharing. I hadn't even thought about brady one time today. That's because i'm thinking about britney. Britney is right now aliens who was clamoring to free brittany the same way. They were all about their aliens and then we were like okay. Here's the aliens and everyone's like here for britney's free basically and everyone's like okay. Whatever johnny's fucking remind you know who else's who's burning right now. I was talking about it earlier fossett all. She got died the same day as a michael jackson. Everybody talking about it faucet yes cook. Nobody I don't know why we were talking about earlier. Be on newstalk. I don't know. I think that jon malini didn't quite get the amount of attention that he did until this. I think that his special that came out if you were you know fancy lucky enough to see it like i was city. Why all the story. He does stories told there. He's now like saying on this interview. A little bit seth meyers. he's talking about intervention. he talks about rehab. Whatever all with a straight face. This is not normal not all. This is a crazy set of circumstances. And a timeline of events to just be like we're having a baby and he was explaining it but it's like even still it's crazy even if you like admit to it it's just like like the follow up question seth meyers he. He's like your friends. What else are you to do. But like if we're if you wanna keep it real that the reaction would be like are you fucking. That's what i was saying. See this morning. I said i was like. I'm trying to put myself if it were one of my friends. Like not somebody that i'm obsessive on the internet like if it were my friends if it makes them happy. That's i feel like you have no choice but to do that i wouldn't want to. I would definitely be talking shit on the side tax. I would in my to my persons. Because i'm always scared. Aside text you're going to become not so even inside text. I'd like very selective about what i do. But i'm happy for kevin. It's just that's not. That's not enough. It's not what i would do. But no it's like. Hey this is fucking crazy. But i guess whatever. There's a baby now so we have to be happy about it. That's my answer to me. It's like oh you know where my friend i wouldn't do. Black tar heroin but if it makes them happy there's no stopping your friends from doing disruptive they just seems it just seems what's crazier you know what the wildest thing is if john mullany were to break up with. Olivia munn and start dating kelly. He would get even crazier now. Doing mazing and honest situation is like the ideal. I think i think i'm i think i'm going to be so. I don't want kids with olivia months kid. She would eat you alive. I mean maybe she would eat you. Let's just learning walkie talkie to read which cards in my house by like for fun knowing do this. I'm just doing so. Yeah so relaxing. The tarot deck keys. I think he's the only person i follow on talks every morning. There's keys it's it's keith. Gown candles no no bullshit. That's my new shit. Kevin supporting micro at that road. Easy fucking crazy. Olivia on with walk in like bucket ramsey. Go at open the gates bits. Open the gates. Subset i'm not you for discounting me a for that. Well that's unfair. She's you with money a team in power and stuff. Yeah but then. I could get a money and a team and power and then i'll be a star do it. Maybe i will push that. I needed fuxing. Thanks said earlier. I was like i think one of those like hot chicks fox and his crazy and she goes. Oh i know. I know i get it before you leave. I have a question. Yes i'm gonna say two words. Okay you me know if you know what they mean. Okay may own film this. No i hate when you guys do this. Because it's going to be something gross. Oh yeah. I'm gonna look like an asshole because i'm like what is it gave clubs i if we put bets on it. If we put bets on. I think i would have said. Hey guys what he's doing here do you think more people eight no gape clubs the not. The guy was saying like anyway. Select exactly what you're talking about. A lot of people are vanilla with their sex. Ed porno a great example of people knowing what their sex the other day we were recording. Because of what. I said to reimburse what the fuck was it was something like Shit some kind of porn people looking up. And i was like yeah. People look at that point all the time and it was a gross fucking point. I got to think of something like that Fuck think of it. But i said it a while i said it and she said that she came out. You guys were not around. And then she came out it was like oh would you guys into this. And everyone's like know. What the fuck is she talking about. And i was like it was like if a girl wanted to spit your come back into. Yes yes yes thank you thank you. People like i was like people have called snowball talking being like. Oh this guy like wants me to come back and his people are into that wait. Brilliant thanks porn topic. It's a popular now tells everybody everyone's like the fuck i was like if john and kevin were around they would know they say okay. You work walker. K b owen. Dukes right rudy and i was there to explain reassumes kind question for you. I mean i don't know where this is going. Because i don't even know. What is this panel shows. She said it's to you with a fine ass woman with a fine ass woman. Yeah and i'm like okay go proceed. She's okay you come in her mouth and i was like. Oh boy. we're really doing in my show. I use this guy shows And she and she wants to spit that. Come back into your mouth. will you do it now. I know that i will right. We've talked about this last week to go. Alright any any check in the middle of the action. And then i can't catch it once. I've come which i have done into her mouth out telling you in the moment okay. You're going to do it right. I know when i do it. So i said i said no immediately and then it kind of became like i mean brandon walker wouldn't even have the discussion. I'm there's no. I don't wanna be in the room right now and then and then everybody else was annot and then my man. Rude boy me and him were. Maybe because at the end of the day like would i want to really know. I will do like literally anything in bed. Yes at least once. I'll try everything that one. I don't see much appeal to. But i said how do you think down but then but but i really want to but were like not to be convinced to do anything. My argument was this market. Missus i said i was like in the heat of the moment. It's happening quick. Like you comment her mouth. She spits in. Your mouth is probably within the computer better but you say right now. I just came so well camouflaged. She just pops up. And she's like that dinosaurs from jurassic park slow deliberate. I as a fast paced situation came out that i'm turning around but like oh yeah if you want a sneak attack me with come he gets hacked. I think it's on your home. I'm not going to be feeling that. If i could somehow keep that mentality you're not gonna get lost in it for thirty seconds. I don't think so. Thirty seconds is longtime It wouldn't be my idea but if a heart tricks when doing logging. I mean like girls lying naked on top of you. And she's like. I'm going to come back in your mouth. You know an excuse. Me ma'am mostly lowering the bar. Things might go haywire pretty fast when we drink like sick water. He's come back. How can you then rea- goes Have any of you guys ever tasted your own. Come mealy the whole room. Lions south of day boys gave their own call honesty. We need honesty in this house will just come clean literally come clean. All right. I gotta. I'm leaving out here yeah. Commerce thanks for the incomparable kelly. Keith shout out to her go listen to her on because we got high and bachelor party and all that shit i gotta go because we got high. Today i to write a joke. Yeah doing do knows got to do it. Jaggi right joke. I didn't know we have the right. One oh yes. She said they tell jokes. The right one boy right one i. I don't know how to do that. Got a classic joke written. Yeah yeah no. That's really up against it. Actually one hour. You know what you do is you gotta get a a real solid. Dad joke that just everyone just kind of goes like a joke and they chuck only laugh and it gets a little. I actually heard this one this weekend. Hit me when does the job become a joke when it becomes apparent talking. Good jokes are jokes. Are fucking dolton and fucking the pinnacle comedy if you asked me one of the greatest things ever dad jokes This is the this'll be the closest episodes of september eleventh that we have And i memorialize this moment on every year from here on out. I'll do it on on the kevin clancy show. I talked about this man. Bill morrow the man who bowled a three hundred on nine eleven. I think the greatest american of all time. I think the story needs to be up there with the red bandanna and all the other tales of nine eleven the interview that he wants did is spectacular. John he didn't interview this. This guy hunted him down got to him in two thousand eighteen and rings a bell and his wife like pick up the phone and was like i got us just said he was like for seventeen years. I've been waiting for this. Like she knew one day would happen. He worked at a paper mill. He and he was like yeah. There was no there was no. Tv's like at work. What where do you fucking like. If you work in some sort of paper factory two thousand one man like your music we had. We had a radio and so we listened to that and then he he goes. i got home. i went to work. I got home around three thirty. I ate supper i go. Six thirty was practice. Seven o'clock was league and and they were like they didn't they didn't think people are fucking handling the games on nine. Eleven he was like. Where was this It's south western. Pennsylvania massachusetts green greenberg grading grading south western mass. It's you know it's different. And he was like yeah. They didn't cancel so we all showed up and and then and then he stopped bowling. Said he hadn't bowled twelve or thirteen years and they said why he goes because the facilities. Like if it's not up to par like he's not he's not doing it but like not not our remember our country's greatest terrorist attack in history so much about it and i said this on the other on the podcast like if you were to hope that guy polygraph or give me some truth serum and you were like what's the great day your life there's a chance is answer would be september eleventh nine eleven thousand like. Gimme your mount rushmore. When i was married. 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That's too much that's big. That's what i said it's like i know. I know what some people in eighth grade we're doing. I was a loser. So i wasn't doing it but i know what some some girls guys were doing in eighth grade. I was k. Through five six to eight. Yeah this is a this is a Catholic school it's k. Through eight it's like she's gonna be in this cafeteria with like a fourteen year old. I don't know. I like this. Fucking nuts pushing doses. No no my baby girls all grown up but they they. They sent this like care package home to get ready for school and they said something. Something called ready. Confetti which was a really actually very nice cute thing it was this little pouch with confetti in it and they said you put this under your pillow at night and it gives you streams so it was. It was more like i guess. A lot of kids maybe get scared of kindergarten because this is a preemptive attack for having bad dreams having nightmares. Put this on your pillow shave. Really wasn't she's good to go fucking school but she wanted these this pouch under her pillow and she loved it. She like with looking forward to better nicely do yummy yum my stars. We'll start there so where my stars and Then they moved this past weekend and in the move somebody through the stars out. And i i mean she was so into this and i went into like full-blown dad mona's like i got. I gotta replace the stars. And i went on this quest to find a approach and some stars and i don't know we're not go to find a fucking drawstring pouch you know so i had to. I had to run the gauntlet of michael's and homegoods and the the hobby lobby and the dollar tree. Or whatever joann fabric may be on. When i go to those places i would absolutely kill my. I only ever been any of these. Two michaels michaels was insane. Michaels is like a warehouse of other people's garbage. It's just stuff everywhere there was. There was a whole. I'll dedicated to bird. Houses eighty nine to by the way eighty nine was like because it was like two on each thing so it was like forty aisles. Technically like eighty nine. Somehow it all added up. I was like this eighty nine miles in this joint hall. Bird houses how birdhouses so in demand that there's a whole fucking over them and then next to the birdhouse i'll was shapes shake and it was just wouldn't shapes. Here's a triangle. Here's what purpose john. I dunno like shapes. Did they mean letters like it was. It was some some kind of looks like s shaped score elites thing but a lot of them were just like. Here's a square. Here's a circle. Here's a i. Don't i don't know and then there was all of this random shit that's like i was like. Can you point me to the nearest bullshit. I'll just absolute garbage here. It's crazy. And then i found a pouch. No i found the stars. I because they did finally got arts and crafts. That made sense to me like confetti. You'll stick stars whatever. Okay got the stars and one point. I was walking around on filming for instagram. And this little old lady goes. Do you need help. And mostly because i was filming but also because i'm an idiot i was like i kept walking and i was like i absolutely need a course i need help. Maybe this is the one thing in the world. I've needed the most help with in my entire life where to find a fucking mesh out for confetti. And i couldn't find her talk the old lady no she disappeared and i kept walking around with the ghost making housing. Was this a figment of my was killed in fucking arts and crafts accident. years ago. hoti on michael's ever. Since i said no she would have fucking killed you. Bound boxes issue points to with the hot glue. Gun fucking i got there. I finally found a white powder and yellow pouched shays pouch was blue and i was like i really want to try so i was like i got it. I have a fallback. I'm good then. There's one person at the register and you think that would be okay. On labor day at michael's five thousand people in it was fucking crafts. Libro apparently motherfuckers either bugs. You need their shave. These people who are regularly doing arts and crafts. We're busy out partying on labor day. Here fucking right. That's labor day. Any holidays one of the biggest parts of grozny year. Because no one has any fucking friends. And they're like. This is a sad day christmas eve or boy they craft like a motherfucker. Tong depressed so i get i get the bag but i'm like i wanna try. I did. I want to try to get the blue one so i next door is homegoods and homegoods is the home of the baskets basques miles for as far as the i can see baskets baskets on baskets where it's like you gotta get a big basket to put your little baskets in there. Then you have to have the tiny baskets to put inside a little baskets and then you put all of that inside one gigantic. The amount of stuff that you buy at home goods that you then also need to buy some sort of container at home goods for the stuff you just bought because you need to organize it at your home like why not. Just not have this shit in your house. It's all one giant warehouse of things you don't need and then the containers or the places to then store them rather than just not having this shit. I see this woman and homegoods. Acm i walked in. You know usually when you walk into any store. It's like at good walking by store when you walk by an agent in manhattan summer. It's like it's like a waste of the desert in god. That bursts of cold air. I was waiting for that. It was like it was so hot. I can taste homegoods and there this time. I'm like i'm not even fucking looking around this joint. There was way too much on there. And that place has real furniture and shit. So i wanted to be like all right. Where's your garbage. I'll find your trash. And i walk up to this girl and i'm like i need like a party favor bag little mesh thing. You put it. In whole drawstring in the top. And i'm doing this. And she looks being the is and she's like now don't have that and i was like i wanted to be like you're right you don't you're probably don't fucking light to me. You didn't actually no. You don't have them. It wasn't like oh already sold out or like. Oh we're you know we didn't order them. It's not like you know what i'm talking about and you know you don't have them. You just looked in my. I saw the struggle so other crusade. I was on and told me like which. I get definitely kevin. I did the other day i lost. I lost my sunglasses. And i called the bar. I was at and geico a call guy. He's gonna look for you one for the regular milk. Had he put me on. Hold for twelve minutes. Oh wow and and just never came back. So i hung up call back. I was like hey. I think i got disconnected different. I answered and disconnected. I looked a pair of black sunglasses there last night and i was wondering if you've seen him she goes. I haven't seen him part. Was a woman completed brochures and i was like respected unit. Like like it was. It was not even didn't even consider pretending like put the phone down standing over thirty seconds ago now not in the loss of great well awesome lost boss at fox hound i got. I got a quickly before we have three quick like ordering food situations. I one i call this place. I order a order pie for lunch right now on this kick. I get a white pie with peppers on. What are you saying pie pizza or a pizza. Yeah that's the thing we got a pie with. Mario just fucking suck my dick right. So you got a white pizza with peppers in it and to order that like you know kind of separate so i call this place and i were ordered one o'clock and i just totally forget about it. I was like still moving the kids into the house. I was going home totally. Forget about it. Dinner rolls around. I haven't eaten. I'm like oh i want. I want that pizza. I'm like oh wait a minute. I fucking order pizza like five hours ago in that scenario. Would you call up. What would you do in that scenario. You wouldn't go to the same store but if you wanted pizza what would you do know of and what would you would you pretend you're a different person. Yeah yeah i was named museum name is sitting so you pick up. Yeah has become different so i because it was a weird order. I think they were going to know. I got paranoid that they were gonna know. And i like i don't really want to pay for it to pies so i i said i ordered a pie earlier. Registered i'm sorry. I totally forgot about it. It was almost like old school. Like what do you recommend. Ideally and they were just like it's still your income that will that's like six hours and they were like i didn't. I didn't say that though. I said okay i said can you Throwback heated up for me. Because i'm also thinking like i read pizza. That is a day all this is only a few hours old. So then i go and i get it and i walk back and i opened up and it's like black because they like cooked it well and cooked it again and so oh experiences ruined so that's wants that same place. I called the next day doing the same thing they kept going about you. Please hold sometimes they just put you on hold except they kept hanging up. The girl must have been putting the wrong button so click and then i called back and they and they did it like three times and then eventually they were like you know like please hold and i was like you're hanging on me on me every time you're hanging stop not your fault at all. No but then now. I'm going to fight with them. Because you're right laws. He was like a bunch of old. And i was like hold on of it and then my third one delhi the other day i said. Can i get chicken cases ideas and he said how many that's a weird answer. That's a weird retort now and so if you fucked me. If i felt like trent with tiger woods where you guys stationed. I was like one. And i was like cut off like two top and bottom triangles. Is you tell me how many average are mostly people ordering several case. The average is like on. You only want one okay. But i was just like just just order please. And then somebody tried to say like well. It's it's a chicken case. Da dude yes. You're right but like you don't go and say like can i have taco tacos. No and that is more of like how many because like there's you know you do get more than one but just because there's an s. on the end doesn't mean it's automatically becoming a plural or i'd like i'd like taco please is that you order and i'm all alone. I just want one free with me. I was like. I got nothing that i played. How do they not eat the pizza. That's kind of what i think. Is someone in the kitchen. There's really what i thought. I was waiting for them to be like if i ordered another one. They going to be okay. 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Fan from from you know years gone by prior to all the shit big fan of him in the team. She's like a baseball nut. Puts up the the trevor joyal team the cincinnati reds. She invites the guy over. Soak it up him. He comes to her house. And i don't know when how this occurred. I don't know if it was a quick thing. When she was in the bathroom and overnight thing at some point he was in harass alone do just throws out all the trevor bauer memorabilia. Who's let's start off. hang on. let's start off by asking. Who is this because you don't even have paper in front of you know like a submitted. Sorry yoga i could like i say your name ready. Oh yeah yeah yoga you know who it is like she was on facebook. Or you know what a friend of yours no. Yeah it's it's a listener. Okay as what i want. I want to begin with her. Soul to begin traversing astle. He's by the way like he's you know like no don't even really talking about that. He hasn't played you know he's he's spending for one week right. And that's why maybe the dodgers are doing it right because if he just had a one hundred and eighty days suspension in the beginning it would have been a big fucking deal and they just let it trickle in to the point that nobody on the espn bottom ticker like water. Leak like they'll be suspended as leave of absence until september third. It's i think it's it's it's bothering me. Because i think what he did or allegedly did a shitty. So unlike i want i want justice if you will and the way. But the way they're doing it is smart. Pr because it's not a story but it also look. It's actually crazy to think on the daughter a crazy crazy. Yeah but i think the girls crazy because like fair retro one year I don't think it was much. I think he one who likes someone that much for unappealing team two with the two because it was he did the shortened season with them and then and then he didn't just do the short and sees them right. He's got a full season with him. I thought he was like i thought he was going on. His lebron do only one year deals did two thousand nineteen and two thousand twenty s so the one year and then the shortened season. You got a little bit better. But like i said for the player to ya. Have you know i. I don't know if it was a lot. I just had some memorabilia. Maybe it was a jersey twenty one games for them. That's not that's that's crazy. I love this game through. So so maybe she gets jersey when they got him. They acquired him there. You know pumped about that He had he gets his cy young. So maybe she had some cy young memorabilia. Let's say she. I'd like an autograph. Now let's say there's three things. Yea i i like that. Also that's still a little strange. Just get twenty one games and and the cincinnati reds so he was kinda like but no but in that time there wasn't even league according to me. Think about this though. If i like if i got something linda for when we signed him and then if he won an award this year and then next year i don't know i somehow acquire like an autograph or something like it's not like crazy. Isn't that crazy but it is. What is crazy is just going to someone's home throwing out their property. Yes that's like. That's i'd make fun of it. I'd pointed out this is what see explore been. I would say all this about. I would say let me let me you crack that egg yours. We'll see what that yolks looking like. Let let me say. I can. Unequivocally say isn't astle if you fuck somebody while they're asleep and passed out because you choke them unconscious your nassau. Yup if if you if you punch them repeatedly like in the ass and the stomach and the famous right from the pussy like To the point of their bruising and like in pain and it's like beyond what they year nassau. if you walk into someone's house and throw their belongings you aren't astle. I also would say if you prominently display the memorabilia of someone who is embroiled in the situation that trevor bowers in your bordering on nazzal yeah. Nothing's or whatever. It's like like if i walk into your house and you have like oj simpson simpson simpson shrine. You're an asshole. I walk into your house and you have Like a rate caruth jersey. Who's this is an easy one here. Astle sports fans sports fans everywhere. Every sports fan got into every sports fan is get. He's innocent beyond that. We're just stupid. Like all the amount of arguing. I've done about the mets this year. I'm like i'm literally wasting my life. Waste of my time my precious time on this earth. I am wasting by arguing about like. How many games. Back the mets are. What are you fucking doing with your life. Kevin but like but yeah it is over and they spend their money by shirt because this guy wears that shirt on the field. Like what are you fucking. Do i hate when captain cons goes on his thing about not wearing another man jersey. It's so fucking weird but it's it's not because of the reasons he saying it because of all the other reasons a stupid. That's it yeah. They're expensive. They look dumb a uniform that you wear to do this job. You're not doing it. You're out over there stupid. I think tried to to like there was a fight in the stands or something and like beat the shit out of somebody and like got charged with something bad and he was like you know. He's wearing a jersey. Yeah most people in the that like you guys. Just a bad person because it's a scumbag. Not because he's a fucking sportscenter So final answer the answer. He everybody like i think so. This is owner living room living room. Talk place at okay. I i think if you're going to display sports memorabilia that's gotta be in your office or man cave or woman came or she shed and wherever it is it just like in your living room. That's a lot. Thank you. I i i agree with that all right. Second among the asshole comes from pats girl taking the train ride home is today in this girl's just hysterically screaming crying like making herself throw up because her boyfriend broke up with her on the phone and it went on about forty minutes. And i'm sitting right next to her and she just didn't stop him on speaker fallen into the hallway just sitting right next to me. You can't do this to me. Throwing up tears. Coming rolling up like may china and like i said the whole time like scared to death pro pro. Why did you move because she was blocking another person to the right. Does it was like a three person seat. And i was on. You're stuck you're stuck fuck you move. I think no. I if you were studying pukes in next to me. I think i'd be here. Usually excuse me get up. I gotta get out no fucking way. I'd probably i'd probably just stand up. See like over to the kelly keith. Train break-up yeah. The speakerphone break-up while is is into sage can't do this anymore. Like i'm sorry you know what you know what he was saying. You're the type of bitch to put me on speaker phone on a train in public. You're fucking delusion. I if you put me on speakerphone at any point my parents do just hang up. My parents both wanna talk to me at the same time. I hang up because you can just hear the differently. My dad's across the room. I can't fuck in here. You guys speaker doesn't mean there's like a microphone. Rica phones a great way to not be able to hear nobody wins. Everybody lives you. Cannot you know what like i do a i think you do a iphone speakerphone like this for some reason. The the work. Maybe if you're in a car the work conference call conference room speakerphone. Echoing everybody sitting around that fucking thing that looks like a little spaceship. And there's a there's a delay as a pause kinda it's catastrophic. It's so it's the damn talks over these shut up be fucking quiet and if you do gotta talk like deep throat that fuck in speaker. Get up on that. Looks like a spider talking to him. All the way over here in big cavernous conference room with echoes. Nobody can hear a damn thing speakerphone. One of the worst all time pizzas walk on the streets of new york. Just doing that on speakerphone. Yeah razi or face to face. It's insanity what's with you psychopathic. Do you have no desire for privacy these ruin. Everyone's day today. I'm gonna go. I wanna be a fucking nightmare for everyone on seventh avenue. Because that's what. I walked behind all the time when i'm going home go into an office. It's always on seven half and you're also goddamn fucking loud. Just talk on the phone. Like a fucking person. We'll get a pair of headphones like a fucking person in the current age. Just just just like they talk like this and then switched to hear. This is like the fucking phone john. It's just every answer to every question on this podcast always like like don't put being normal. Don't break up with someone on a train and until you're puking public be normal. Don't how long don't post memorabilia of an alleged rape is. Don't throw out people's belongings. Don't don't don't don't don't don't just be normal. Matz anything like alleged rapists and stuff like that like ours in league ten more years. It'll be okay. Go kobe's everywhere companies. A hero hours guy like kobe. Hobie van kobe's. I'd say he's a fan. I'm a fan. I also know him. Sara just like i mean everybody's everybody's a fan of kobe mamba and all that shit. It's crazy how much we don't about to do get over this die. Char trevor goes ends up dead. Somehow you know actually. I don't know he really sucks. I think people go out her. Yeah he like he was hated. Beforehand has nothing redeeming their voicemails. 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And anything men's lifestyle. And i would find like a five foot seven jewish guy from massachusetts. That's my call. I think it would do well. There's a pretty good job. Three homes you got there. It's pretty south cult was going to say fuck in Like colts. I mean the the examples he gave us her are monsters. Then we have a nice cool. Yeah why don't like to rebrand like well. You know what i mean like. There's like cults is just what we choose to call like scary religions. Judaism catholicism all these. Those are red sox. Coal colts are are there because you are political parties colts. It's kind of what we talked about earlier. Where like because you're so deranged that you have to think that your guys innocent didn't do it. You can't ever remember when aaron hernandez was like i. This is like like literally. I still remember the call i had just left the mill in office and i was like scrolling twitter and i call dave i was. I was literally like there's a runoff adams. Street is a mcdonalds dunkin donuts. And there's like pat's pizza and you take that right. It's how you got back to my house. And i remember taking that right the phone ring dave and be. I was like yo. You're errands menendez killed. Somebody like that's crazy and dave. Actually i think dave was on. I can see. I think dave right away and i could see it. That's also different when it's like i'm so shocked by. Yeah i believe in this team so much. it's impossible it's like these like what's a murderers fucking athlete. That one was pretty quick. I was like oh. That's plenty of people don't we did it all like back when with steroids were real like faux pas. There real bad like everyone argued guys like now. I'm gonna fuck sure. Maybe did steroids or positive. Sure i don't fucking care. What are they gonna shit but we had to know. I mean politics is the worst. Is the craziest thing. Every you know your guide cheated. Your guide killed your guy voted against this for this and you know. Now here's the fucking evidence. Nope no the whole world just kind of falls into like what aboutism where it's like. Yeah what about your your guy though the fucking no man what what do you think is the best called the nicest colts like 'cause like you know like what catholicism is rooted in is good and then there's like it crusade basically get like like the ten commandments. Even know it's the the the the the there's two or three the golden rule you know it's like treat yourself Guys you treat others. There's like you know it's like don't kill don't Like whatever and treat others as you want to be treated there's like you'd off whatever but then also people like me. I hate myself. I should not treat people like myself. I should be the worst treated person in my life by me. If i treated people like i treated myself you guys were thinking of the biggest apple in the world. That's bad advice for most people. You want to others as you do to yourself is bad it should be treated to do unto others as you wish you think. That's what but yeah. Even then. I like how i it's walking bad but good naughty boys I think I feel like buddhism or hinduism is pretty good. Now tau ism. We did this on your on your amount of tau anything. That's like got like nirvana and peace and meditation that also doesn't have like the crusades to mar their history and i don't know i'm sure somebody in buddhist stores or houses all the children that was. Yeah that's what i mean. There's gotta be some religion that's like. Hey we believe in all those things and we haven't raped and pillaged and killed and decimated cultures. But i don't know the problem is when you get a colts and you get successful. There's always people with power and money and they always do fucked up things. Yeah so yeah. I i think my call. It would be a subset of your cold and it's based on self hatred and we're doing it right Certain church at the moment the chicken heads and we are the leaders socks. Three you kill yourself we are. We are a cult of lake. Phone voicemail leaving asshole talking top five of where. I am going to pitch. That we sell gave gloves. Well you know we to do. You'll be really funny is if we the would be like undercover. So nobody's talking about. We need to like create a brand called like gop pay. You know Gaap with an accent and we need to like infiltrate like take years but like we need like the the the runways in paris to have you guys heard about this new new york designer got pay like his. He has this avant garde stuff. That's amazing. Have you seen the gloves. I i heard got bay gloves. Or the new. The new must-have item of the winter. And then you have all these hoity. Toity walk in fashion freaks. Turnaround gape glows Yeah we we have our own. We have our own fucking runway our own fashion show where we've got all got a close gop. Gloves are the number one thing. And then we have everybody's seating there and we're just like let the show begin from my deidre on on the big screen and it's still girl holding opener. Acid game gloves like we we to you. It took ten years and all of our money but we got a copy assured this may might have to be in the work. This is my shirt. I wear this shirt on garbage day or or or what do they do you. Can you make it wink. Thank you thanks israel milk. Kfc vice. Nick jackie everyone Got a question for you. Want to get your thoughts on something. So i'm normally not one of those people that like takes crazy. Quote unquote conspiracies. Just different weird thoughts. People have. I never really take those too seriously. But there's one that is really fucking with my head and obviously it's not true but it gets you thinking the question was what if rocks are soft and squishy and pliable until they're tush and that's like a defense mechanism hardening up. Nothing happens to them again. No it's not true. Obviously but like what if it is so my question for you one. What are your thoughts on that and to once like the most outrageous question of that kind of stored where it's like you know. It's not true but it kind of makes you think what's like your favorite one of those which one gives you the most thought. Well the that's like. The original birds are birds are what if rocks or the toys and toy story is that basically. They still human interaction. It's not like that. It's it's almost like because there are things in. That's like you know when you you camouflage yourself you put out your spikes like porcupines. They're soft until they're hard rock sauce until their heart. I'm going to sneak up on every rock murnau. What about a mountain though. It's like every step you take keep getting hard mount everest assault until every you know every time. He climate bound aren't rock right now. They are rocker. Well that's i mean. Mountains are sediment mountains are also. They're like they're the plates like plate. Tectonics you know like. They're going up like the pack. I smoked out. I don't even know this is. This is your world this. I don't even know what one of those like. Well like. birds or government drones. I don't know the these ones are fun. These ones are high thoughts. These aren't like conspiracy theories these are like you know what if what if what if what if there's gotta be something going on with trees. Proceed like trees man they grow grow leaves and they just drop them all and growing all over again. It just seems like a whole thing. That i don't quite understand like i don't know what their conspiracy theory is here. But i just trees trip me out a little bit like when when when i found out i think there's like one hundred twenty one trillion trees or some shit like that. I was just like a who gives a about the rainforest many fucking trees and my they would just be like everywhere if we didn't they cut them down and live in places and shit right like the whole world speed trees. I guess now. Four world desserts. And shit don't have it. But like i don't know i i. I'm talking like an idiot here. I'm not making sense but this is something about trees that fucking starts going and trees anyone else like. What's the deal with their grows and grows back. I do think about like when they say that. Like trees are living thing. I know what they mean. But i'm like what if they're like you're just grabbing the happening. One of the most hated movies by the lakes. I only saw one in theaters. I didn't hate it all know. It's terrible it was terrible. I saw one time at the jane. Jane picking theater in newport and it was. It was fine as fine. It's all the trees poisoning us. Yeah yeah What was the other one called old right. That was the one we talked about recently. I wanna find out the fucking box office on that oath old old that the baton. Yes those times on the is it. Eighty seven point three million that is about eighty million higher than i thought it was gonna crazy to me so you know i would have said that old was a massive failure for 'em nighttime along it was eighteen million dollars to make it a mate eighty seven and probably still take a huge hit massive success like i mean you know in the scope of movies like in the scope of the world's huge success maybe not like in the movie world baby wouldn't categorize that as like a major hit but it's like this dude did something that produce seventy million dollars profit. Yeah fucking fucking incredible boyd. That bad though. I thought it was interesting interesting. Well delivered megan fox movie yet. Now fucking watch it. Why because i want you to told me to watch. I think telling everyone to watch megan fox movie where the way we it's crazy told me i did i did. I told bob fox to watch it. He watched it finally when he did. He said it was awesome. I told you months ago. I don't know about this seven. Four twenty one mega fox do movies fucking wild. That's not watch it july fourth. I told you to fucking walk. Fourth john why that's fair time to tell someone to watch a movie. Drunken buys said mega fox news wise to the woman said no. No no no. It's called till death. It's available on amazon intensive fuck death silly far-fetched at times only like five people in the whole movie wild ride. Well i'm gonna watch the hell out of that. That's all you say to people when they recommended then and then i keep hedging it because i got scared how much i was selling. Mine is unbelievable. I thought it was a really fucking great movie. Because i kept being like wait a minute i get. I get very nervous recommending. Move very well. What if they didn't like and bob fox told me the he said he hit me with the. I'm firing of the movie right now because your recommendation and i sat there for about like ninety minutes is being like and he liked it. I was like i. You gotta watch it tonight till death. It's wild it's like a few like just started to show. I don't. I'm gonna hear john's tomatoes all right by the way that little fuck and minks meghan fox table. I think sometimes it gets a little try hard. I well okay have sex. Congratulations let me try something sex not inventing it. Can i tell you. I'm so happy. Said that. Because when i started this take that was gonna be my take and then as i stood up and i just hollered like a siren. By the way i watch nick turnaround. What the fuck was that noise. I said to myself am i really gonna be the guy who has a has a problem with megan fox talking about fucking right now and. I didn't wanna look a gift horse in the mouth. I didn't want to ruin a good thing but now that you said that i am on board with you. It's like like thing about if we did that. It'd be like you know. Okay dude so you fucked on the table. Shut right off furlough. Fuck it on tables socks at that table did no good to fuck. My knees are gonna hurt true. And he's going to be fucked anywhere brought a bed. Pass thirty over thirty and your fucking on the floor though the couch. you're falling in between the cushions. You're on the ground. Your knees hurting her backs robin. You're getting rug burns. Your back hurts your pelvis and pain beds on bed. Let's it and i agree hundred percent. I think i last tried to focus on the bathroom floor when i was twenty seven. Never ever on tile younger. The next the hotel will like it was like my friends. Were in the hotel room to try to fuck. You can't fuck fuck you got to. You got to be a little bit of bounce and give boy know heard herds. No kid to try to drive right now. It's so bad starlike moving making so painful in order to get down you're gonna put auden s. Yeah yeah. Congratulations was the focus. That was that a good time for you making and colson fun on that marble table about this. John sat in my lunch. John think about this other thing that happens when you fuck are tables. You sit in your lunch about this john. Think about this. Think about what we just did right. Think about if there was a generally accepted like like. There's a reasonable expectation that girls are supposed to suck your dick on their. That's insane was ever like get on your knees and eat me out. It'd be like me pill don't you stand up on the bed. I only way getting on my news at my hockey bags. Get my fucking shin guards. I mean that's like i'm going to be bruised up from that and also despite the fact that how difficult it is i'd say as we've clearly demonstrated to able bodied men. Yeah incapable of fucking on the table. I was giving you a quarter of an inch there night. That's all you gotta come yet. It was guttural screams. Fucking fingernails length. Fucking dick splinters. Flying everywhere fucking is bad but like also if you're fucking what. What are you guys pissing on. I was gonna say on time. I will say that pilla tables huge see. Yeah it was able. It was like a you could like run around on that table. You could like play tag on that table. They might have been like wrestling But yeah like what are they doing. I listen. I doubt. I'm on record saying if i could pick one couple watches. Sex tape would be meghan. Kelly in machine gun fox fucking literally. My brain just went totally backwards. But what are they doing. That's like so revolutionary and if they are like sh- please share with the glass guys invincibles cables abc's of things. We don't know that table anymore. We fucking lines at jisr often nagin. What's going on here. I guarantee what begging was up like this your legs. Oh yeah you're standing there like a guarantee whatever you've done adriana charging has done and better every airbnb sees every by herself uber need partners. No i've watched adrian check out the window of a car john. The other day shown buddy She was like put put the ball. Put what did she say. Oh she said something like put the tip in right so he put the tip in and she was like Like oh wow and i was like. What's the big deal right. Then he pulls it out and like a ball comes out of her ass. That was in there as well and i was like. Oh there was already a ball in there. And then the dick went in and then another ball came out to bowl. Botchy balls of some sort that. That's what i do doing on the kitchen table. What are you doing meghan bro. I've lost and this is exactly is exactly what happened. I've watched adriana tragic. Probably get her pussy fucked interest get her pussy falls. We took a flashlight and shove that interest and then had a guy fucked the flesh. I know i know exactly what you're talking about. And it was super hot. I don't know why. I was so turned on by it. But i was like this is awesome and technically you know that should be the next time in burt. Loophole i was. You don't have to wear your underwear. Strap on they've gotta wear push actually. I'm just gonna shove your pussy. In your book tactically. I'm just fucking a flashlight. Adriana checks just holding it with their ass that's all that's happening. That's not seating girls. Not how my john almighty. Let's get into our interviews interview fight. Nicholas jacqueline rest. Got a little hypothetical for you if you could stop time for as long as you want but you have aging that everyone else stayed the same. What would you do that time. He can only stop at one for as long as you want but once you use it one time is gone. Think personally rob a bank. Maybe pay some people. I'm not sure but interest is he would. y'all do. You could stop time. One time i know mine is what is this moment had a significant. I think i've talked about it before. I was in high school. He was a junior. Calmed down hockey kim. I'm coming on my off wing. Come down one kid. Who's kind of coming to cut me off before you get to the net. Basically i wanted to race. He does that move. We kinda like you drop down to a knee and get your stick flat. So i can't really get over them and i- chip the puck over his stick. And then i jumped over him. And i got to the net and i fucking missed the net with a shot and like my three best runs. Were behind the net. And i watched their faces. They were like holy shit Like just complete disappointment and their mazes. If i if i scored that goal your life be life would be you would be the man it was. You would focus on the job. You would be cool. You would be all of my life is a. I'm i probably get drafted in the nhl the next day because it was it was it. Was that amazing of a movie. Only the best sports moment ever was not even like in a real game. it was We used to do something. Called the olympics in highschool where like every grade would compete against each other in all sorts of area games but also then there was like sports and it didn't really count but it was the only time i ever played in front of a full fucking jim because like my whole school was watching and it was like the freshman played the juniors and seniors play the sophomores and like the first round. And then so it was. It was us the seniors versus the sophomores in the final. Because the sophomores had this one kid who was albie was awesome so me and him were like we would play together but play against each other whatever and it was like a quick game. I don't know it was like a five minute like you know. Just because it's a fake thing right but i had a couple of baskets a couple of drives i hit a three and the fucking crowd was going wild because i've played in front of all the literally the entire high school and i was like this game doesn't count but this is so cool. I mean i was a bucket and it was like this is this is i mean as graduating highschool someone over at all. You know what. I mean if you have a moment like that in real sports in real life like it's amazing judge who you are. It'd be like yeah. This is crazy and talking. Just missed the net and it was. It was some fucking gordon. Bombay leaking just fucking miss the name of hippos. It's fucking ms the net so you freeze it and you bury that yeah and then restart time just to quit because everyone was already going crazy. Yeah because he's got to score dumped over a person right jumped over a fucking bids card. Somebody hockey skates it was raising. It was crazy. I can still see nightmares about i. It went wider went high ally. Hide it wide it when when glove-side fucking with boom i hit the glasses. Aw fucking awful off. That is tough. I would. That's it's a no brainer. I would take that over over any over like all the money. I could get from a bank i would take that fucking with you on that like robbing a bank. Like whatever. use it for someone like something. Intangible that's going to change who you are. A few bucks changed on a cellular level. I would be different personnel. I totally with you on that your heartbeat would be different. Chemical makeup would be different. I don't know if i have one like that that i can pinpoint though. I don't think i have like a like that. It's bankers funny yesterday. I think it was yesterday when we was two days ago. the answer. Your question was like you have five tokens. Yes yes yes and i. I know it's funny. I started to think about that. Because i was like. I'm an adult now. Just gimme fucking two hundred fifty thousand dollars now. I was like wait a minute. No free food would be more than two hundred fifty. But then i was like but you. If i want a championship i could sell merchant parcel and then all of a sudden i talked to myself through all three like all five things like this question i. I went with free food and but people sponsors funny where he was like. This is just an elaborate to find out who makes one hundred twenty. One of them was like visit to thing not even just a championship. Tees like that's worth more than fifty dollars. But he actually is. Yeah yes because we'd make that much back in march but he still go to concerts but like having that over everybody. Yes i was right all along and what happens is here. I'm right. i was white all. He's good. he's fucking good right. Because you wouldn't have to do all this you would just be like you wanna cop are. You would never have to do it again. You can sell shirts but you know what the bullshit of. it is. Got dizzy when it's thirty three days until fucking season starts oregon fucking gassed up. Well the but here's the deal. This is the like henry gets chirped for not wanting a cup by other fan base and that my own the fun. Yeah but his is defending wanted him. To get routed from yeah. I think the boston bruins i boston. Rosecrans do not want to correct with insane. Frank you're running against the fucking lame agai- took over the bruins win a cup. So why the fuck would you root against him. He would is wrong because people would rather be rights and lose than be wrong and right sanity. Whatever yeah well yeah. It's it's sickening. I it's a colt sports. Gals force phantoms. Occult i probably also. I think i said i would give. Gimme a sports championship. Care all the numbers. But i i was like i think i think it was like sports championship fifty k. And then give me like plus one on the scale of ten. So that i'm eleven. You know what i mean. Yeah i don't want to be a tiny mars music. 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I was like oh. She's real canadian. Sorry i'm late is that is that a true stereotype. I guess at like you guys are nice. Well yes. I guess that's a good you go. I guess ultimately that's a good thing it's like. He's not in the rumors true. Are you nice I guess is that why can't be can't be off like i see a lot of difficulty in it especially if you're the one who was raised canadian and then you go to america and realized that like you think everyone else is like bragging. And like saying how great. And they're all like loud. And but you realize you have no confidence self deprecating and casts stay is. You can't ever say anything good about yourself. You're speaking people right here. We canadian that heart. I don't know maybe more of a lifestyle than it is a country. You're born in because i always say you know were probably self deprecating to a fault where it's like maybe everybody makes fun of us because we make fun of therapy for this therapy. I mean it has worked a bit people. Think is. I go in and i apologize therapists. Were wasting time. This is what i'm fine. you know. i don't even know. I i i'm gonna go. You have a nice lunch or something. Because they're not having like serious issue here alive also crazy though. Because it's not like you go you come to america and you work a regular job living normal life. You're doing doing hollywood. You're doing you're acting. I mean it's like you go from one extreme to the other where you're with the most like vapid and terrible people in the world. Yeah the worst. Is that when you come back for christmas. And you go to a christmas party even when everybody's like all hollywood you think yet like they think that you think now you're something and then and then you know and then you have to insult your own work you like. I don't even watch popular. Show like crazy canadian where you from. I'm from massachusetts. I'm new york. Okay okay i get. You guys are canadian. After like overcompensate for people assuming the only other thing though that is contradictory to that is when you're canadian actor and you go move to la you work so much more at home because they're like ooh they must be like big time now they moved to l. a. And so when. I first moved to la. I basically didn't stop working in canada after that. So i was just paying rent canadian seashells. Well what's crazy for you guys to I feel like you became canadian like icon because of this because of shits creek like it's it's you know it's such a cute unique thing that everyone's gonna eighty and it was like this mom and pop production that then became sweeping the awards. And all that but it was like you were doing it for yourself and your career and for the writers but if all you're doing it for your country because so much of it was it was like the two things about shits creek was like how funny it was and how good the writing was and all that and that it was canada's oh my god. This country's tv show. Yeah well it's funny that it you know when den and eugene went and pitch the show pitch to everyone no one wanted only canada on the cbc and it was so fortunate because they got to make the show they wanted to make which. I don't know that if they were on a big american network they would have let them do the akron. Like i know even in network meetings a lot of the time there's these daily day-long discussions about a gay couple having a kiss and when it's appropriate and how much to and so there was never any that it was always about just like telling the story they wanted to tell and so i do think that was really great about it. that it just ended up like that. I think you mentioned that. You mentioned gay couple kissing. I think one of the more powerful statements i've ever really about. That was an interview with dan and someone asked him and it was earlier in the show. But maybe it was season three something like that and someone asked him when he's going to have to deal with homophobia and homophobic characters. Like that and dan said something on the lines of this is my world that i've created and i refuse to accept that so that will not live in this world. It'll never happen. And i was like that's fucking awesome. That's such a like that. And to your point probably will american major studios would probably be like look this. Something's gonna have to deal with you have to write it in. And he's like no. I don't accept it i probably would have. I remember at the beginning of the show. Dan had a mandate that there would be no homophobe shits creek and the town and the townspeople would never be the butt of the joke. Those were his two things. No and no you know. Any of the shitty 'isms racism. No it just doesn't exist there. And what a brilliant way. 'cause you would've thought like i think a lot of people if you want to lag show It's you know Issues and stuff you showed the sh the struggle and whatever and no you just show a world doesn't exist and it works perfectly. I miss the town. Became like this little. You know a little snow globe where it's like. Wow wouldn't it be nice to live in that little town and live that life because it's so wonderful. Yeah even though. Sorry no no no you go ahead you can tell me to shut up. We're gonna get through sorry off here going to keep going know. But i we'll see now once you go that long you're like dome. I was gonna say that. I think even the decision to think about not making the small town the butt of the joke which usually people are like. Oh those dumb yokels and you know it wasn't it was them. That was the right up. That was so special he does walk it a little bit and one of my favorite in the show is an episode one. When dan says he doesn't feel the victim of a hate crime so they want to go to the tailgate. Party did you. Did anybody ever think it was going to be what it was. What it became. You know. i no. I don't think any thought that. But i think we thought it was going to be bigger at the beginning because we signed onto a show with catherine o'hara and bobby. You know we thought this is. The right was great and whatever and it came out and it was medium big medium. It wasn't a big Out of the gate success. And but what i love about that is we a cbc. Let us continue to make the show which. I don't think any other network if you weren't making the numbers and stuff like that would really support you all along the way to get to make six seasons of a show that wasn't leg hit And but we loved it and we thought it was so special and so it's kind of the besting ever was for it to end and we all like loved it and love anne and sarah. We were like the show's done now. The offers are gonna come rolling in and we're like tumbleweed casting director. Wanna see you cause me and then all of a sudden it will this kind of sensation. And i think it was. It was also going onto net netflix. I was never is where i started watching. Yeah and it was a slow thing. But i really think it was everyone in quarantine You know wanting something with a genuine hard then still didn't sacrifice it's funny for that. That's funny while because like heart warming and loving and all that can kinda be corny and kind of be. Yes often like a little bit. Lame in certain ways especially humor against a lot of people want edgy humor or whatever and so it's almost like being a clean comic in a way it's like if you can do it and be funny that way that's really impressive because you're not leaning on sex and whatever other tropes that you can't so it's the hardest thing to do that's why shits creek and ted lasso is another one on on apple. Tv that i think is like so good and like in pandemic. It was like what people needed while still being like other shit is funny do you. Do you think you guys kind of changed the landscape of tv. Because i thirty years. I've always against ben. The the good shows the big shows are like the anti heroes. The sopranos the breaking bad's the sons of anarchy. Things were like you. They're bad people but you're still rooting for them. And you guys were the first show. I've actually given credit lasts was well recency. That's what my brain but like you. Guys were the first show where i was like. Okay these are just genuinely good. People who are funny and are and a lot of funny shows always one of my favorite shows on television but that that show is. It's a new world underworld but it's a new beginning every day. What however you ever episode ends. It's just the same thing again like but you guys had like really character growth and like everyone was getting better becoming better people as a show on and i can't remember really watching a show and hoping for the people to get better. I'm going to get worse. Usually that's so true. And i do think the world was act. It's tipping point of that kind of like you said people wanted things with an edge and dark humor and i notice it a lot when as an actor you get pilot season right and so you reading a ton of scripts going over auditions that you don't get the part on hum and But you notice trends. Like i remember one year. It was all like bernie made all feed money stuff and and And there was this thing of like the anti hero the dark whatever comedy and i think shits did bring in a new kind of wave of kind comedy that that you know. I think i think we'd reached that tipping point and the world's changed so it was the right time and the rate again. I do you credit canada. Because the more i know about television the more i think about a show like shits I don't know that it would have been allowed to find itself like that without being canceled but shine the best like like projects that are allowed to continue whether it's ratings or money or revenue or whatever the metric is like when you when you do anything for those reasons you can still be a success but it's not gonna be like it's florida's else. Yeah right yeah. And because i noticed when i was i was pitching my show my own show that i'm doing and everybody was like what something like like nice in good heart like shits creek and we want. We only want night stuff. And what's funny. Is that when shits creek was going. Nobody wanted that. And now what the new thing is not going to be what is just been and so but people are always looking for that because that is such a easy you think what is located. Yeah yeah and anything. New is is untested who are willing to take a risk on that and bankroll that for a little while and let it. You know maybe flounder. A little or try to find. Its way that the people who are doing it are going to do their best work because they wanted to do it. You're not you're not doing it for the million dollars per episode. You're not doing it for the fame. And like i like this and you can tell. Dan really felt that way because he ended it when everyone was giving him would give him any money right but he was like. This was the story. This was the whole story. I wanted to tell and as much as none of us wanted to end even dan like we genuinely really like each other It was the right thing to do. It would've been kind of selling out to because that was a time. Where oh you. What sell outs okay. Emily right at the moment where you like. So what's up with season seven or la- reunion movie hypothetical. What will we get per episode victory lab. Yeah what i what. I'm very happy about is that we were. We were finished when we had the emmy sweep because trying to go back after that. No one wants you to succeed. That's actually that's a great point to go out on top like that. I mean you guys one everything. That was insane for that that type of production. Sweep the way it did but is there any any chance of any thing in the future shits creek i- hundred percent think that we will do something at some point i there's not going to be like the series isn't going to continue with another season or anything i. I'm pretty sure we will all get together to do something like like some. You're just so you know we're gonna cut that out to say 'i hundred percent think the season is gonna continue. Nobody does lend itself to like a like aware. You know if if you guys get back together in five years like to watch like to think of what what dan will right like you know these. These guys got married and you moved here. Alexis did this or if the alexis hockey evening famous yeah like you know a lot of things that i think the characters could you got. You guys. Also do such innovative stuff. Like i don't think i've ever seen show do like tour or do you like the li- panels and stuff. It's creek live in brooklyn and it was like it was so cool like i thought the way you guys did that was. I was like this. Every show should do this like it was fun and you really couldn't tell you guys are really great actors or you like each other. Because they're all on stage like fuck around. There's a good time for us. Those tours were i mean for me any and no one dan we were like this is insane like play. It's like you're a rockstar. he's like that. You would think that afrin eugene would be used to that and they were like even with every christopher guest. We've never experienced that kind of energy from an audience which was like so good-heartedly. Everybody was nice to each other. You know like yeah. That's what you call to me. I think when you put that out there it really does come back well then if that shits creek. The latest project is the total opposite. Jack emily i i'm i'm just going to be coming to come completely clean with you right now. As a as a professional interviewer. I like to do my research. And i tried to watch chapel late last night and i put on the trailer and i was too scared or couldn't watch panther tend to fall asleep to kayla trailer where i had it up on his on prime or whatever like i can watch it on roku tv and it was like watch trailers so i watch a trailer and he was the full length where it starts off with adrian brodie pulling worms out of his nose and then trying to slice it off his face and i was like this was a quote on the couch was like how well no knows way to start the track things crawling through his skin looking like the was it in the mummy. The eagles dummy it was looks horrifying horrifying disobeys on stephen king. Short story right. That's your first clue. Yeah even king folks. So yes and i agree. I remember watching that trailer and realize that this is really the people who love this stuff. This is Their dream come true. i i. I'm a weird. Because i'm like this person don't show but also like i i like gra weird stuff but i'm always like. Oh what am i looking like. I do like your favorite Thriller horror movie gross out movie. What what do you put in that category. Well i feel like my problem is that it's not movies is more real life like it's like dr pinpoint sign me kevin. Love's that long now. Oh my god how you ever watched tonsil stones. Oh my god yes. It is unbelievable. That biggest one with the tooth arch where they all come tumbling also followed this site on instagram called medical p medica pedia. And it's like all these great innovations in medical science and justice. The grossest you've ever seen and i can't get enough. Give me the i'm scared to move the pimples tonsil stones. I saw one of a guy. Her all ingrown hairs or and how about when they zoomed in like thirty two x now you can zoom in on his skin lake soviet. I actually. can i tell you something. We'll confession your. I bought one of these things that it's a skin suction thing that has a built on camera and what i learned. Because i'm looking out my skin. And i don't actually have. I wish i did. So i could sit there and pop it all day. But i don't have a big pours or oily skin but when you zoom in on your skin as much as these things can everybody's skins gross man i was like oh and i thought i was getting everything out and i look at it. There was not much there. So what zoom in. You're going to see all sorts of shit. But i did. I've had to have people take away. Magnifying mir's will go on dig out everything muscle monsters. That's all. i know. I'm gonna leave scars from doing it. All this is this started with something. I was scared of and turned into something. I'm repulsed by this answer. It is scary but what is scary to me is usually well. No i was gonna stay. I usually steered by horror movies and fiction and where my best friend finds it very strange that i can go to sleep to murder podcasts. And i i listened true crime everything and i think i'm not scared by murder podcast because i'm like if i'm going to sleep listening to a murder podcast. There's no way i'm going to get murdered. Michael that's lusardi go ahead. Please ask all right. Well i was gonna say is that this is the stuff that scares me. The most which operates about because it is like like monsters. Don't really scare me so much even murder. Not so much. Because i know it's such a miniscule chance but what scares me is like your mind betraying you because we've talked about therapy earlier and i'm sure i got five years and then my mind is gonna flip a switch. There's going to be tough and like the under take the under is. That's what scares me is. That is what drew me to this in terms of. I mean there were a lot of things that drew me But one of the things that makes me like this this story and this kind of horror Is that thing of like. Are you crazy or is that a vampire or is that. What if you think you're crazy if you're betting on crazy and you're wrong you air side of caution pretend the vampires real because Get out of that room. But i always think of that. I always think of things like i've had conversations with my family were. I'm like we need to have a code word or something for when i need you to really really believe me so one day if i come to you and i say like aliens of duct me last night and i say like watermelon but did you have to believe me that means. You can't just making it up because what if you were in one of those scenarios where you're you think you're going crazy but you don't you're not and you want people to believe you and they don't ooh that's just increase in one of those scenarios on chapel. Wait when we were shooting. So i had read the short story. Jerusalem's lot that it's based on and in that short story my character is not in it And there's a few additions. There's the worms and everything but there's there's some additions and then I started shooting and they were just doling out the scripts kind of episode by episode and round episode four. I was onset in the dark. Because it's dark there in my chair And i looked to my left. And there's a vampire. Bear lake. Not a rob pattinson kind of vampire a terrifying what you would imagine as a vampire if said vampire was like real. I didn't know there was vampires. This i didn't have those fires set scaredy house and There's a fucking vampire. That steve jumped so much like jumped. Out of my chair and sprinkle. I don't thinking back to it. I'm like why was i. So obviously vampires don't exist was like terrifying also the vampires in this are very scary might exist never know. There's a project that they're scary as guys seen the trailer. Tall fucking terrible terrifying. What do you think has been the best change in your life after shit. Success is getting to do things like stephen king projects or is it what is it. What is the difference between like those two sets to like. I like a much is chapel. There's nothing different. They're both the that wouldn't surprise me though. Like i feel almost like if you're doing a horror all day like you do wanna come off set and like blow off steam and just have some fun. But i guess i'd probably doesn't really fit the vibe of the vampires you do take the laugh of like that but I mean well for halloween. I was stevie king. And so i i am had he was behind a desk and then emerged in some scary stuff but no they will allow different But in terms of how. What's the biggest thing that's changed. It is that getting to me. I've been an actor all my life and you you go through phases of what is success to you as an actor like when will i feel successful and and you think it's like an oscar or the of things and what i really realized now is that it's it's choice like to me. I will be successful. I have absolute choice in what i do. And if i want to do something. If i don't wanna and shits creek has done has given me more options and more choices. I you know as an actor when you're starting out. You do what you get like. Don't criticize any actor starting out. Who's in doing something dumb. Because like you just wanna work So yeah it's that's been the greatest thing and i you know i'm getting to my own show. Now i get to do a show. Your your your. What's your show. A remake of this old show called mary hartman mary. Hartman which Was this show in the seventies that was kind of sat higher on us. Soap opera So i'm doing that with norman. Or who is this producer who is ninety nine years old and he cheated like I mean every show maude. You are too young for all his chose but but he's quite the legend and so i'm very excited to be working with him. I'm usually flatter when someone says you're too young or something but ninety nine year probably on by spot. I would've said if if i was in your shoes. I think the biggest change for me would have been demi lovato sliding my blair is that. I saw that That that clip was unbelievable. They were like they. What did they say. They said they were surprised that you you didn't respond right. I i responded responded with like i was very flattered to end but They're like Twenty nine and i am not and what was hilarious. Who they said. Well what about hall in taylor and And sarah paulson. We which they're a great couple. And unlike yeah. I think so. Too many mini backtracked and backtrack with like you're not the hall. Jailer in that actually. The holland taylor matters. No other way about it They gave you the core. Press was was not settling for like one and done. I'm gonna. i'm gonna put this on. Mary wasn't he didn't want to date them I think they're like super active in all that. I just felt way too old to but we became great friends and so that that was great about it. It's an unbelievable moment when you google me. That's all you see. Just just happened last week. yeah google reserve. Google results can be worse. There's a lot worse. I can be out there so not but chapel is out now and you can get you. Can that now and sundays on epic's say if you if you are brave and i promise you this i promise you this emily. I will be brave enough. It just has to be light out. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get it done but the sons got to be a alone in your bed. Yeah and i promised. Because you've talked to me for a half hour. That's why it's fair and i brought up breaks pimple popper tonsil stones and i'll check it out as well like end me any good good of winer. 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Die Hard with Lexi Livingston

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Die Hard with Lexi Livingston

"The odd sixty percent of it. As far back as i can remember. I always wanted to be gangs more milk pm. Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of center flack hosts coburn Thank you for coming back This is the last in our christmas series. And this is coming out on christmas eve so i hope you guys are all having a good christmas eve I i know that some of you are alone for the holidays I i know that for sure and i. Just i'm i'm really wishing the best to each and every one of you out there i'm I'm i'm thinking about you guys especially the ones that are alone and even if you know i i don't think i don't think any of us imagined a christmas season quite like this at the beginning of the year so Imagine we're all making sacrifices right now. And i just i and reach out if you need anything to i mean like i just i just heard the news about you know john mullany going back into rehab and it just reminds me like that. We're all struggling right now and Everyone could use a little love in their life. I just want you to know that. I'm here for you and I'm here for anyone that wants to talk. So please never hesitate to reach out if you need someone to talk to On a happier note I love this movie. And i have like my best friend. Lexi on to talk about diehard diehard is. It's a it's just it's it's a perfect movie is a perfect action movie. It may or may not be a christmas movie but I'm putting it out on christmas eve and So i definitely think it's appropriate for the season. I i really really hope you enjoyed this episode. We drank old fashions which you can find a recipe for on my instagram at a flex pod. If you wanna check it out there please Check out the recipe. It's quite good. It's lexi's recipe so check that out. We are continuing next week with Playtime and boogie nights. Which is dropping new year's eve so The fund does not stop here. we've got plenty more podcasts to go and then i have not announced my january lineup yet but i've got some pretty big names and Fund shows planned for that month as well so The christmas season is coming to a close. But we've got a lot more to show you guys in the future without further ado. Let's get into this week's episode. I saw about six months. The mouse up new york can't just pick up and go out of your all be carried on but i have no illusions. We are in charge. Total radio silence. Sorry and get that message season knock. It told me plaza. His channels reserved for emergency calls. All week raincock confirm though signs of disturbance dispatch. Think you have a chance against us and mister cowboy. The the lives. Hi welcome to the podcast. Welcome back to the podcast. Our our first guest are returned. I guess How you doing first of all. I'm alright i I've been baking cookies all day. And i think that there's a special kind of exhaustion. That only happens when you've been making christmas cookies all day and i made christmas cookies. I drink and i watch movies. Yeah so you're watched. I heard nine to die hard. 'cause it's the best christmas movie of all time. I yeah. I experienced this date the other day by baked my christmas cookies on saturday. And i think i think for me like i felt dead about a couple hours after but then the next day so satisfied like satisfying about like baking cookies for a lot of people. Get the cookies out. You send your love in in food form around the town and everyone's happy. That sounds really dirty okay. Well we can't not think about that. I'm sorry we have to do this over alexi. i'm gonna be true since excreta off the rails with john collection whiskey drink. Lexi cheers to being whiskey drunk lexi. We're drinking old fashioned. Which is technically. I repeat cocktail on the show though. I do have to say that. Like ice messed them up. Big time the first episodes. I figured we needed to review. I think it's a testament to how much. I love you and care about our friendship that i drink that. All of us burned really. Yes the first time around. I was like. I was like well the first time around. We really organize. Let's just put it out this way. Because i didn't forecast. It was literally the first podcast and i was just like i guess i'll put out a podcast episode and i was really casual about the whole thing. We didn't know what movie were watching. And we'd drink drinking and so we did. We did a little miss sunshine. And i was like i can try to make old fashioned work but i only had lime and i was like live but no no. No lime doesn't work lemon. Does work does not. Orange is the best. What i find interesting about this though. Is you can substitute lime with lemon. Eucalyptus lemon lime orange lemon lemon with orange. But you cannot substitute orange with lime before we get into the podcast which you want to be sincere and just thank you for making me. Start the podcast. Because that was kind of you got me going on this whole thing and like you and your sister both. But like i mean really but i'm not going to but jamie would be mad if i didn't mention her but i i am like like thank you for getting me to start this thing that i've always wanted to start and I i appreciate you and you. Much love you and cheers. I'm so happy to have you back on so cheers and merry christmas. Merry christmas. I thank you for being my friend today. We're talking about diehard yes. They heard his. I have a very strong stance that it's the best christmas movie you know. What's so funny about this. I've no i we. We've been good friends for eight years. And i had no idea like diehard was like such a thing for you because honestly i what what. I'm confused by like this isn't this isn't a traditional lexi movie. I don't know what constitutes alexi movie but like and i'm curious like maybe okay. You like dark comedy. Maybe you tend to okay. So i mean you tend to be open to old movies. You do watch a lot of these Just because i mean obviously both worked at the sanford theater but before that too but prior to that as well yeah and Why why is this such a such a movie really caught me off guard that you wanted to die hard. They love it. I think for a lottery. You know i think with any christmas movie. Part of it has to be the memories. you have We watched. I heard a lot now so kid growing up partially because i think it's one of the rare christmas movies where you see a really strong female lead and it's not happy. I hate sappy movies. I like the way i think about. Is i watched sappy romcom christmas movies. When i'm in a bad place in my life run needs something to get me out of the head. Space of like everything sucks. I need something just mindless to not concentrate on And watch things like die hard. When i'm happy and so it has associated associated with die hard of being happy so i'm assuming i'm assuming that i'm assuming that you come down on. The side of diehard is christmas. Yes definitely because i was i was actually watching. A youtube channel is was doing a little research for this cinema. Therapy told you about them a couple weeks ago and they said they made the argument. That die hard is a christmas movie because it is about family and reconciliation over. This makes sense about john maclean. Finding his way back to his wife and understanding where he went wrong in their marriage and happens to be in the backdrop of action movie to me. Yes okay this makes sense to me. I think like what makes the christmas for me is like a do. I want to watch it at christmas time. And be what i be. Okay watching it other times of year. This movie falls in a very special category. Where do i wanna watch christmas. I'm yes but like. Would i feel all weird throwing it on june. No no like i would not. I wouldn't hesitate to put it on in june or any time in the summer. just because like it's It's primarily an action movie but christmas plays christmases aside character. Essentially it's not it's not elf. It's not it's not. it's not about christmas. it's. Christmas is is an important side character. I would say yes. I think that's more of a testament to how good the movie is rather than it being. You know christmas movie not a christmas movie. It's a good move that you'd wanna watch legitimately anytime. I don't wanna watch love actually anytime. let's just let's just get i'm bitter about you of actually make is your is your old fashioned recipe is the standard like angostura you got orange bidders sugar and whiskey and like an orange peel said just yeah pretty much the only difference is i made my own simple syrup with spices in it because christmas Symbols zero with a half a teaspoon of each of all spice and cinnamon during a strained. It out it was good. I also do. I realized i didn't have any simple syrup. And he needed to make some. And i was like why not make it christmas christmas christmas. Simple up so Yeah you talked about you. Talked about sort of how you watched it with your mom and everything. Yeah i mean it's it's you know i was thinking about how you were saying. It's not a traditional lexi movie. And i'm so curious. Why wouldn't you think i'd i'd like this movie. I don't look like just. Generally i don't i don't see loving action movies like you. Don't okay. like. In game of thrones you tend to you tend to like you do tend to be someone that that values character development over just like pure action and this this is i mean this is an action movie. I think i think. I'm i think they do do do an amazing job at just incorporating character development in the midst of it and part of part of it is. It's not. I mean it's a really tight action movie and so you do get the character development but just just in general i guess i guess it's just that i don't see you just love. I don't see gravitating towards action movies all the time. See i think that's something that you don't know necessarily about me. I do love action movies. I really really do i. I like them being over the top. I love Like marvel movies. I love them for the action for sure. I think more that yeah. I tend to be more plot. Driven tend to be more character development driven And i think that's why this movie does so well as does both action and character development at the same time. And i think i don't know it's hard to explain while this movie which i just think that john mccain is awesome and then i think we just need to mclane. Throw me off the sister off to john mccain was the gop was the gop nomination in two thousand eight John mclean is likely hurt your head. I think he's kind of a bad ass. I i will say that. There's a weird like element you know seeing it from a twenty twenty perspective of propaganda where it's like the low rogue wolf doesn't play by the rules goes out and like vanquishes the pho- on all of its own you know whatever And i think that that is you know has an element of problematic issues with it. But you think that's problematic. I think it's problematic because it perpetuates this idea that the rules hinder cops instead of keeping them in line and that it's a cop funding against an institution as well as the photo and that they shouldn't have to have the rules that bind them. Yeah i mean this makes us. I found the one founded the one thing that just did not age. well was. there's the there's the black cop talking to you on the ground who does drive. And then he's communicating with the ground and the big thing that you're supposed to feel sorry for him for his that he shot a kid and then yeah i was just like i was just like asthma dude. Like that's not okay. Battery a big redeeming moment is when he shoots someone else in your life. Yeah he shot the right bad guy. I'm just like i gotta kinda actually found the character quite charming. I just didn't find that that plot point gave them any sympathy. I have any sympathy for the fact that he'd shot a kid and like was on desktop. If he wasn't fired he has. He probably should've been then he should be tested for the rest of his life jerks. But i didn't that that part. I also did not have any sympathy with. I don't have any sympathy with the fact that like john mclean is a bad as he doesn't play by the world's because arguably we need more bad asses who play by the rules don't play by. The rules are of the issue of society right now. I mean that that makes sense at the same time. I think i think i think some of our greatest action movies are right. It doesn't make me if he doesn't act like a guy like bonuses his co or go to warrant for this quake twenty minutes yet fun to watch. But i do understand your point. I think. I think like i think that like so many of our great movies. I mean this movie reminded me a lot of high noon to just seen it. Okay well you know. I mean just loan sheriff of the town bandits. It's it's it's it's a classic classic tale of just like in this case. He is off duty and he's stuck in a building alone and he doesn't i mean he's his jurisdiction. It's the whole thing he doesn't he doesn't necessarily play by the rules but he doesn't like kind of explicitly do anything that's really against the rules. I guess i mean. I mean he's fires off a lot of shots to get places attention and then dumps body on a cop car. Yeah but that's an employee things up but it's exactly what he should have done in that situation. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying. I don't think i don't know the cops on his see. In case of emergency grupp body on off are in case of emergency. If you have buddy cop starts driving away please drop body on cop car. Probably so probably not. Yeah i mean. I i mean i think i think part of what makes this movie so amazing that you're so you're so in his head like the thing i noticed the most. I think i really noticed that. The most this time like especially in like just small scenes like i mean th there's the scene where He drops karl's brother like the one blond guy with like the justin bieber. Oh and now. I have a machine. Gun ho ho. You know like he down to the job sat down to like the floor. That hans is on but in that in that scene you get like maybe like a minute and a half to two minutes of him getting guy into the chair into the elevator. Then stopping it on a random floor climbing out Restarting the elevator. I mean if you were in an action movie now or any other time the easiest thing to do would be to cut from him killing the guy to the guy appearing on that floor like right and and he wouldn't have the whole like an injured costs of how john maclean the whole thing but all those do is like they get you in his head where you're like you're with this guy and he's he's he's not a professional he's right he's he's trying to kind of know neuro but like he he he's a professional in the sense he's a street cop like he doesn't know it yet he he's not like the finest he he's not like the finest fbi has like he's he's like a street cop that's like trying to figure out through his through his training how to take down thirteen like terrorists in a building twelve but yes you suck okay but yeah i mean i mean it's funny because if you watch the later diehards like bruce willis becomes the traditional action hero but in this movie he nearly is like he's he's kind of an average streetcar human yeah he's he's human i mean there's so many moments where he's vulnerable where he's questioning himself or his najjar he's gonna make it And i also think that those moments you're talking about where you can see him going through the process of what he's doing. We're putting the guy chair is figuring out how to do this. That speaks that shows you a lot of his intelligence. How he's figuring this out Which i think a lot of action movies you see the characters as being these almost god like people who are just automatically know how they're doing everything just so smart they so capable and he can seek him like. I don't know i'm trying to figure. I'm just going to shoot my words. Yeah no totally totally. But like you're totally right that he's human but he's incredibly smart like he kids great intuition and and he knows what he was talking about lake like going off of your point. The tattoo biggest action stars of the eighties were schwarzenegger and stallone. And both of those guys if you think about what they look. They look superhuman. They look like superheroes and those were like the kinds of people that were starring in these kinds of movies whereas like like schwarznegger shows up. He's like husband than you know. Whatever like be buck of sorry. But i do think yours is better. Like schwarzenegger shows up as like the ex husband. And you're like there's no way this guy isn't going to like like kick some ass but yeah we'll up this is like his first movie off of moonlighting which is a sitcom. It's not it's not a yes so he did moonlight be. He did a few years of a popular com called moonlighting with cybill shepherd right and they had the moon line curse where they got to get there and kill the whole show right about this. Yeah the moon curse. Is this idea that if you get these two characters who've been hiding for each other and have their sexual attention has driving the show. If they get together at the show loses its drive does make sense and yet so they got together. I think at the end of the first season. I haven't seen a show. But this is the analysis of heard get together and viewership drops like immediately afterwards know actually been together. Tension is resolved. This is gone now. this is interesting. Yes very interesting. So he did moonlighting for a while and then he got a five million dollar deal for this movie which everyone at the time was like a. That's insane. He's a tv star. Why are you paying him. Five million dollars and then right. I heard makes a bunch of money. They're like that's the best deal you've never signed good for you. Bruce right right so it's just amazing. I think we also need to talk about his wife. Though i mean the woman who plays his wife. I don't hurt real name because i think a lot of what this movie shows is. I think it's a sneakily feminist movie. I like us in ways. That were not very talked about in the nineteen eighties. Because he says when he's not sure if he's gonna make it out when he's feeder bleeding his just cut the glass. He's talking to the cop and he's telling the Sam's tell tell my wife i'm sorry He said i shouldn't support it her. I should have supported her dreams. I should have been there for her career. And it's a it's a feminist. Take on it and you also see the ways in which they complete each other where. He's kind of strategically very intelligent and she is in her own way differently. She's more calm and collected and she's able to methodically. Think through things like when she's negotiating with hans gruber for the rights of the other hostages and she also knows that when he asks her her name she cannot say that she is john mccain's wife because then she would be used as leverage and so she's not a dance on the stress in this movie at all. She has a lot of agency she fights for herself. She's very intelligent. And i think a lot of movies kind of them inadvertently working together and appreciate each other. Yeah it's true. It's true they do learn to appreciate each other. I always loved that moment. Where so carl comes down from the roof and hall is like oh my god did she get and then carl like just like just like how. The tape blacks glasses off the table that she starts smiling. Only john mcclinton could drive some of that crazy. And i love it. Because she's like she like she likes still can't stand the guy but she's like falling back in love with them. I love the way. They're like falling in love through distance. Just just like yeah just for like what they know. They're doing for each other. It's a really. It's it's really cute in that sense. Their whole yeah wrong. Tom almost almost almost like three movies. Runs a christmas movie. It's action movies almost wrong off totally totally. It's yeah and then the other thing. Well what is your favorite thing about this movie character. Seen plot point Glass bearer bonds. What is your favorite thing about this movie. Teddy bear i think. Hans grew burgess in general. He's using Refers this is well. I mean he's arguably one of the best villains in cinematic history. Yeah i i. I think it's arguably bluey on argue blake in arguably in arguably in arguably vp is feel there. You go I yes i mean. I think when the genius of is that he is not just this cartoon character villain there's moments of humanity him and you can see calculating intelligence behind his eyes and also the fact that they dropped him in that scene where you know. John is undoing the wristwatch. They dropped him before. They said they were going to fierce real in his eyes. Yeah you should probably tell. The full story is for people that don't know so they're the one the last moments of the movie is hans gruber holding holly holiday narrows wristwatch. That is like was a gift from the company. Kenneth symbolized nostril in their marriage holly and John's marriage and jon un does the wristwatch float like making it fall off her wrist and releasing hans gruber making him fall to his death. What happened though is during production. He was supposed to fall on the kind of three and they let him go on one so he didn't realize he was going to be falling the time he was not prepared to be falling and the fear in his eyes for in that moment was completely real. He was actually just terrified. He's like oh. Fuck i'm falling. Oh no no no. It's so it's so crazy and you can see it's now just conic shot but i mean also like four alan rickman. I mean i just about it. Yeah i'd be pissed too. I mean i know they got a great shot. Like poor guy still. I think it's up there with tippi. Hedren who got the water in the shower. Janet lee was the one who did the shower scene in psycho. Can we right. It's up there with that kind of a dick move. Yeah it's definitely a big move directors addict sometimes but it made for a great shot. Alan alan rickman is a whole day. They apparently they went to the. They went to see dangerous. Liaisons the play in london and Allen records performance in john mckiernan who directed this gruber. We just have to convince them to act really was his first. This was literally as i film role. It was his first time performing a movie. And i mean man like this. This launched this launched a careers legendary career. I mean he nails the shit he's he becomes like an icon. He's he's he's rickman. He's he's amazing. Alan rickman is alan fucking rickman. But this might be. This might be like his best best performance. I mean. he's a really awesome nape sleep. He's pretty ob- alvarez know. I think this is definitely i. Don't really the only roles i know. Human are this and him as several snakes in harry potter. I don't know on that. Yeah this one. Ellen mcmahon double feature this week. We're doing stop. Just just let me level of actually like. Leave me alone please. you get to love love. Actually i to hate hlavac. Just just let me. Just let me have this. Let me have this. Okay all you let me have my hatred dough but like leave me alone and like let me appreciated and peace would i appreciate. He was also in galaxy. Quest my favorite Hans gruber line in this movie which is like a new favorite hans. Gruber lane is when he's asking them to release all the terrorists was because he fucking can. He wants him. And he's like i want you to raise the asian dawn and in like cambodia or something and the guys like the asian don a read about them untie magazine. And you're like oh my god. This guy wants to go off the rails because he wants to go off the rails. Why does it. What's happening just like wants him to go wild youth He has empower well. He just wants to mislead them as much as he candidate. No idea what he's actually doing. I swear i think is great. I think the other thing the other thing. I just wanted to just mention like this is the most like gorgeous haired team of all time like his sidekick just like they all have these like right blowing law. Yeah they could be like in take. It'd be like an eighties like band or something. I mean like boy. Yeah no totally. I'm they can be like the backup singers for wham. Like there's like they're like they're stars like they're so they're so stars especially especially carl played by alexander meaning i lose about to say him and then and then there's this other guy with like kind of like like like brunette hair but it's got these highlights through it and it's like combed back. He's not the guy who's like you should see. You never usually never hesitate to kill someone when you have the chance. And then john maclean shoots into the table. The guy with the curly hair. Not that guy but that guy also is crazy here. Yeah but different different guy again. My is they all have amazing hair and the villains like did they spend longer planning this heist spend longer working on their beautiful hair or putting hairspray and there. I don't know. But i think it's the the The wealth the comes with the highest. They do. They have a lot of money for their products. Also their european so the no they have better grooming generally than americans so so alexander. Good enough plays carl. Who's like a very key villain in this movie is was a famous palais dancer at the time who defected from the soviet union. Yeah yeah yeah no. It's like a really cool that he was a ballet dancer. He acted at one point during a trip. He famously like he was doing showing like new york or something and like the way they do it as they like. Send you there with like kgb officers a handler. Yeah but but what he did was like. He literally just like left his room And like snuck out somehow but once he was out on the street he just like kept walking. And then like yeah. You know managed. To escape his handlers. And then he's you know out free in new york new york but Yeah he Yeah he was a ballet dancer. turned turned. Action movie Helen but like he's a really cool guy. I'm just. I'm just gonna go into my next pick. Just just to keep this thing rolling. I just i mean i'm just gonna take john maclean. It's like i'm gonna like yeah. Gentlemen because john mccain's gay And john mccain's a legend. I talked about this a bit. I talked about this a bit earlier. But like just it's hard to. I mean like this movie really set the template for action movies in the nineties. But like it's sometimes it's sometimes hard when you're looking at something that's been parodied so many times to appreciate the fact that like what it was doing was so radical for the time it was in. Yeah i mean. This movie was so radical for the eighties and just like going into the nineties. I mean all of a sudden you have you. You have people like nicholas cage as like an action movie star which like something like that would not have been possible in the eighties. Had bruce willis not laid the groundwork for for someone. That's not like a superhuman strength to become like an action star and you like john cusack and action movies. You've got a lot of like movies starring you know like and it's not like they're not it's not like they're not athletic. It's not like they can't do the stunts but but but john mccain is. Human john mclean is like he. He's like a guy you get to see him as low points he. Yeah he makes mistakes. He's he makes the is figuring this out but ultimately like he's smart enough that like hey rooting for him and be like you. You know in the end. He's going to succeed. But it's just gonna be like a hell of a journey to get. There and bruce willis plays plays out perfectly. No he doesn't amazing job with that. I think you know does amazing balance of both the emotional vulnerability and and the action that just keeps everyone sucked in to. What's happening that. You cannot stop watching the made so much fun to be and then you don't realize it's two hours long. Yeah you don't realize how long it is it flies by total. So i think my third pick is gonna be harry ellis or henry Henry or harry Harry ellis the guy who's like hitting on a on holly the new boyfriend boyfriend. He's just trying to hit on her. He's doing all this coq he's getting in. I thought i thought. I thought he was her boyfriend because i thought he was like. Are you going to tell her about us. And whatever i thought. He was like her boyfriend now. He's not her boyfriend he's just trying to get with her. The guy with the aren't they d the guy who's been doing coke. He asks her out to dinner but he doesn't mean the guy that's doing. Koga the guy that has a coca cola doing coke but do you remember the as the coca cola that guy with the bureau with the beard that like i can get this guy for you and like talks to john maclean guy. Yeah that's what i'm saying. The guy the guy who's doing coke in the guy who has called coca cola are the same person. I just complete side now. Yes this is the wild as office party. I've ever seen like not only that you've got people that are finding people make finding offices to hook up like it's a frat party looking for like an open room where they're like. Oh august people in your. And then they'd go in the next room and they're just like banging like someone else's office like what kind of office is this. I don't under- i wanted. I guess so. This is a public sex and the drugs but the the terrorist attack is really want to be part. Yeah it's a wild wild office party. I just like. How slimy harry ellis's i think he's like being slimy that guy. He's like weird beard and he's like let's negotiate like you and i. I do my business with the pen. you do. Your business with the gun. We're both businessmen and hans. Gruber is just like planet. Goes like like what the fuck you talking about. It's just like staring at it. so funny. This guy like oh great she. It was some like. it's so funny. And then like he's the whole when freaking out when they've started doing the The terrorists i come in. He's like it's okay. It's going to be okay. He's going to be a bit like he's trying to reassure everyone else is freaking out. Because he's so high. This would probably reacted tanaka. Tony plaza in. This is actually. It's the fox headquarters that they just built like just prior to this movie. It's really like the fox headquarters and and yeah you can still see it century steady. It's a real building that at the time wasn't totally finished with construction. And so they let them shoot this movie before they all. He moved their offices in there. But it's the fox headquarters and a lot of the explosions that they didn't stuff were like to scale explosions That were obviously you know like like safe and everything but like to skill explosions on the building that they actually said. What does that mean to scale like. It means that they didn't do it with like miniatures stuff. Okay i'll just go okay. Yeah building yeah. I think that was one of my favorite scenes. When john mccain is he's he throws the c. four down the elevator shaft and he was like look jumps out of the way when the fire comes back out so great. It's so it's crazy. Toronto mother fucker. Which i think is great. Like he's got this whole leg. Geronimo motherfucker motherfucker concerned. That kills me is when hit. Hey radios like the police dispatch and laze like that. Says i burns. Am to dial nine. Eleven new footage sheet lady. Does it sound like a buddha rica. Pizza great one liners than i love. You dude. I love you so much man. It's so great. There's so many great one liners movie like almost a movie of just one liners and that would be enough. That would be happy. Honestly like the dialogue is just really tight and well written just aside from the plot like the dialogue is amazing. It's so comedic and it's not something you usually get in action movie christmas movie. Whatever this movie is usually no foul right. Ho ho ho got a machine gun is just so much comedy through. This is the time is not going to ride off into the sunset with grace and then he goes. Does gary kupa asshole. Speaking of high no way just talking about as most of the high knew he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. Oh yeah Johnson and johnson no relation hans. Bubby of your white knight. That's that i. I mean that's your guy that's that's your what's his name is. Yeah ellis I love he. Calls homes gruber bubby. He's ridiculous. who put you in. Who put you in charge. You are come out to the coast. We'll we'll get together. You laugh yeah no. There's a lot of great one liners. it's just a tight script it's typescript. We still can't believe we're like an hour and we haven't talked about argo go go. I mean what is there to say that everyone doesn't already know he's amazing. He's having a party in his. He definitely has the most fun of anyone. I mean he drives he drives guy to the office building and then he sits in the limo has a great time as a couple of glasses to drink right before. He's about to drive him home. I guess doesn't realize he's part of this whole heist until he does and then he gets out. Pine guy like punches a very important guy to like knock like awesome but very little no. He hit the guy with car. You're right you're it's the guy with his car but he's very little action except for a few key moments where he's entirely needed and then gets to like drive the guys home and have agree rest of his night like he he. He's the his the best time of anyone in this movie. Him or the cop on the ground. His talking to john maclean. What's his name. He's in stress. Seems like he's like he's he's stressed like i i mean he's definitely stressed but he's also He's also the one who indication being the one who is clearly right. Oh yeah that's true. I guess i guess. James frontal life. I guess i just mean has the best movie in the sense that he had the least amount of stress. Yet i agree. Yeah but you're that that is amazing. Aside from like the. I shot a kid speech. He yeah is a very very sweet character and you're rooting for him. He's very well done. Like i mean like you got the fbi coming in there. You get like the police chief coming in there. The deputy police chief and like it was the first cop on the ground. That was like the right guy. He's he he he he's a great character and you. Do you really want to succeed. Despite his previous law. The i shot a kid Yes what's your number. Four was number four Honestly it has to be. It just has to be like how. I don't know if we want to talk about the direction or just like the script and that's probably the script They'll class to be just like how tight movie is. It's it's just it's on you know there's a lot of action movie. Just get carried away with just like. Let's get the biggest set-pieces going on. Let's get like Goes just make it larger in crazier. It's really really contained movie. It takes place in a building. But it's so it's it's spin matic and it's right and it's Yeah it's like it's important and had taken everything wanted an action movie but it's a very contained in tight story. We talked about the great talked about the one liners in it. It's just Nfl that he's not wearing shoes. But i think. I think like every step in the Every step along the way you're you're really gripped by either the action that's going on the tension that build up but then also like you care about the characters that you're seeing and so you genuinely care that they're gonna make it out of it and i'm just like the palaces all those things it's it's just it's a tight awesome script and i think that's the one thing that they do really well is the physician expositions in the movie league. You do you understand. Holly and john's ho history from one conversation almost fight. They have when she first sees him again and it doesn't feel like they're someone's explaining to you what's happened between them. They just you know automatically. What's going on totally. I think there's so many elements of this movie where it doesn't feel like exposition. But they're just telling you the whole history. These people like hans gruber is giving us a whole rundown of what's his name. The the the ceo of naga Tummy i forget his name. But you're talking about the ceo of tomiya. Joseph you know yeah When he's he's you describing him and you can like get a out. This guy's whole life to come out I think there's just so many more elements of that where you get to see these people as who they are. But it doesn't feel like you're being told you know. Yeah no no. It shows a lot without without telling. Yeah and then and and like from the exposition. I love the fact that you get this. Like big like hans. Zimmer like wall and get like the yearly the cutbacks to the truck. And you're like what is this. I mean if you're watching us for the first time like you can assume that the truck is the building but you don't know anything about this track. They just cut back to the truck can go and you're like oh i guess there's a truck coming like this is about to come to the building. Yeah it it. It works incredibly well in that sense. And yeah i mean it's it's funny because i think i think dire really is a trilogy where they made two more ridiculous action movies on the end of where like you. You get dire two and three are are also really good movies like nothing equates the first one but dire two and three are both really good especially just loved ira three. It's just like i've never seen three three. So i've seen three three jackson love something that's outside. And then jeremy irons is the villain. Jeremy irons like sends them all over the city of new york trying to get them to complete all. These riddles has leaves riddles. But they're like trying to. It's so fucking funny but it's it's it's an amazing movie. It's so. I love something so much and then i don't want anything to ruin it so i get nervous about adding onto it like the same thing for star wars. I've only seen the first three movies. I don't wanna watch the prequels. Because i'm afraid they're gonna ruin it. I i think. I think the more you can separate out Lake just artists from franchise. I think i think you're better off if you look at if you look at like a famous example is alien and aliens like alien was dragged by ridley. Scott it's contained small. Hor movie in space. Aliens is directed by james cameron. It's a big action movie in space. They both stars sigourney. Weaver and the villain is an alien. That is the same alien but but other than that like they bear very little in common. I think as much as you can separate out artists from franchise. I think you're better off. Because i think it's worth watching. The original knowing that they didn't mean to make a sequel and that as a contained piece of art and seeing the sequel as as another artist or are the same artist trying to add on to what they created the first time. If that makes my question is was it. Different directors for each three hours of the same director or like any combination therein. I i'm not totally sure but my point still stands it. It's it was something where they meant to make when they made. This movie didn't mean to make five movies. It is interesting because a i think what you're talking about a lot is Loyalty to a product verses loyalty to an idea totally loyalty to the loyalty. The product is loyalty to the specific thing that you saw love of that one thing versus loyalty of an idea. You know love of anything. That could encompass it i think. If you let your loyalties to diversified it'd be becomes it hard to build a car. Sow what would you know be deserving of your love in that way and he says yeah no totally. Yeah yeah delicate totally makes sense. I mean i will i will. I will watch something returned. Because i think it's something that's good and not because it's like he it. It's a company that's trying to sell me an expanded world that want me to buy you know what i mean. Like right disney purchase star wars. Because they wanted to sell you more star wars stuff. They didn't purchase it because they loved the movies. Right anyways. this is this is a tangent but my point my point with like die. Hard is the sequels. The sequels are aren't movies where they meant to. I mean they didn't mean to make a sequel when they made the original so that the sequels should be seen as different I i think that the original diehard story kinda starts and ends here but are really fun. And i don't think they detract from this movie that makes sense okay. That's good because i think although understand your point about like not confusing a franchise versus a product that they're Naturally group things together. That's how we process information and so regardless of whether or not i should be loyal to one thing or another i think still associated to and its one was really bad. It would naturally color my idea of the other. None of the first three diehard bad first of all okay. that's their gone. I love yes. Oh well then yeah just like the third one is better than the second okay. That's definitely definitely watch the third i can't i can't vouch for the fourth and fifth but definitely watch the third. Yeah i mean. I think that makes sense. I i think that definitely makes sense. yeah. I don't have anything else to say on this Just another random two thoughts for you just threw throw out there. I love the psychologist. That's talking on air. That's like trying to break down their hostage terrorists. He's like i wrote. I wrote a book called hostage terrorist terrorist hostage like fuck. Are you like who do you think you are. Why are you tying like get off tv. Guys like just trying to break down there amick and actually like it. It cuts back to the inside of the building included. No idea like what's actually going on. 'cause he's not describing anything that's just sort of like a dig at psychologist. I think it's hilarious right. He's like at this point. They should be deep in stockholm syndrome. Where warring a bond between their cat and. it's literally like than sitting on floor like what the hell is going on. It's also it's been a few hours like anyone. Stockholm syndrome takes days and weeks. It's like it's been a it's been a couple yeah months. Maybe it's like a couple hours for these guys right now. they'll be deep in the. It's so i just love the whole thing. It's funny like comedic relief just like a really dark way in the middle of this like action movie. It's pretty it's also the whole reporter. Subplot is just hilarious. Gather guy that like like interviews or kids on air and like when the like yeah gave away that. She's holly mclean so messed up right. In the moment she punches him. You're like yes. This is exactly what i wanna see. I have to say it does bother me. Just the shot that. They chose where she punches him. She just clearly misses his face by like three inches. I did not notice that it just bothers me. 'cause you're missiles and space. Did you catch the gas prices in this movie. Like seventy seven cents. And i'm just like oh i like oh that sounds so nice so nice on my wallet Yeah no the gaza's driving anywhere. I know i'd like i've purchased gas the last three weeks but yeah Gas prices are nice and then and then also at the end. It's literally raining. It's raining like six hundred million in bearer bonds. And i'm like john like grabbed for those. Like what are you doing like he's honorable. It's raining hundred thousand dollars. It's it's raining. Raindrops of one hundred thousand dollar bills. Basically and like right. This just take three just like just set some aside like you don't have to do them but just i mean literally like what are they gonna do. The bearer bonds the only valuable if you like have them in your possession just grab a couple right who would notice. It's chaos who would notice. It's like yeah exactly. Their pay might have blown away in the wind. Like who cares. Grab some drives me crazy. I don't think i would grab some though really like me. No i don't think i'd do it why i wanted. I would be guilty but okay first of all. It's a really expensive corporation. Those things have to be insured. Yeah and bill and there would have blown away in the wind just another matter like some other strangers gonna take them if not so at look like the fucking justification for anything anything you want to do. It's raining bearer bonds like if you just if you just take four you can retire for years like in your future. You can like a house like just take four pieces of paper and like you have a house. I think your mom would tell you to take the barry bonds. My mom definitely weighed on telling you to take. Why would you have you seen. Big unites isn't matter how big nets unites. Yeah okay telling you know the scene where like the robber Robs a donut store. But then like don cheadle ends up with the money and is like finally able to afford the dream of hysteria. Shot sometimes like if the money's there and no one's gonna notice like you have to just take it achieve your dreams. You know i will turn it in you. Oh you might find money i. This is actually what i do. When i find money on the street i either turn it into the cops or give it to someone else you. You're so part of the reason. I love you but like if you find money it's your money no i. I can't find a wallet. Can't do wallet with idea now i will turn it on. I turned it in. I don't take money from a wall. That has idea in it because i can find the person that dropped that if there's loose cash on the ground it's my it's my cash if there's if there's a loose on business casual around i turn around and goes does anybody that anybody dropped twenty dollars. Okay okay if someone in front of me drops twenty dollars. I will return that twenty dollars. I remember this. One day. When i was at palley and i just found twenty dollars on the ground and it looked up. I saw someone like not near it necessarily but in my general vicinity is like hey any chances is twenty dollars and they said yes they took. It was that the really was. Was it a twenty dollars. No i don't know if it was their twenty dollars doesn't matter to me but then someone else's just taking advantage of you possibly. I know that is not as important to me as my own moral clarity. I don't really give a shit with someone else gonna do. I give a shit what i'm doing. Step up take the fucking money and live your life no regrets. We can start talking about this. It's an amazing movie. I hold it very closely to my heart. I hold you very close to my heart. I love you very much You're you're adorable. I'm especially like i'm thankful for you all year round. But i'm especially thankful for you this time of year where it's just a you know it's a time when i look back on this shitty twenty twenty in. I'm just i'm just. I'm just especially thankful for you right now. That wasn't really about diverse. i love you. That's all know. I love you too. I am so glad that. I think i really been lucky to have a friend. I think that you in page have in arguably made my life better And you know of our friendship is me trying to figure out a way to repay how much love and support have gotten from you and i just i want you to know that i really appreciate it. It's always a great time with you. And i just i. I appreciate everything that you are and everything that you do. Even when i disagree with you and you me crazy which is often which is often do you. do you want to wrap up with a quote. Have you given this any thought. Do you want to wrap it with a quote from this movie or any other movie From this movie has to be kaya mother fucker if cayenne fucker yes yeah. It's mandatory. It's hard you have to do it. I love it. I love it. So much lex. Thank you so much. Thank you for coming on. Thank you for having me outside. I'll see you hopefully versi. Hey guys have you ever thought about launching your own podcast. 'cause i a couple years ago i was trying to figure out where to launch The safely podcast. I was looking around and I had a lot of questions of just like how do i record. Where do i load. Who can like distribute the episode and anchor made it just super super easy Anchor is the one stop shop for recording hosting and distributing your podcast festival. 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The Legend of Nalayini

Myths, Legends, and Fairytales of India

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The Legend of Nalayini

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Nolini nahla asked him to go admit mullany at palace montana shaker followed the deductions andrews. The door of the invasion mullany was sitting he opened the door and was surprised by seeing her beauty she was sitting amid means like a golden statue. Amidst thousands of lamps in montana approached her melanie likely asked him to be seated and then asked the following question. How can a man rise in his life. Martinez crashed his head and replied well climbing. The tree is a very good solution russian. Of course he was rejected in saint back after his departure. Molina's means asked her the answer she said when in mind becomes you're a man rises then came another prince now lanee asked him what what is the cause of sadness the prince could have done. Melanie rejected him politely answer to hummingbirds as photos. Fatima is the root cause of sadness. Whatever wrong deeds do way beat afflicted upon us as problems problems many princess game and win but not good answer the questions of the wisdom possessed by malini was pleased released worldwide even not muhata she heard about it he went straightaway to the davis above indra and spoke about a greatness and of a victim and integrity a great sage who practice celibacy for twenty one jenas malcolm hershey heard i heard this he challenged that he would defeat delaney and prove that integrity is worthless so with the the aim of defeating her makali'i went to molest ballas disguising himself as a very very old sage. He expressed his fish of married. Malini non-allies adjust rueda allowed him to meet mullany but he never taught that his daughter would marry such an old fellow fellow why entering into laney's he changed his home into a handsome young man nullity was unmoved by his as beauty quested him to sit down and asked how can be attained happiness malcolm replied by controlling rolling our desires when that was the perfect on nulla needed moved her diamond ring and gave it to him and and she asked him to show it to her father as a sign of acceptance line existing room malka transformed himself love the old sage he bent annella and showed him the ring. Nah was shot. How can my daughter mattie such an old fellow. He got suspicious and summoned malini. Malini saw the osage and realized that it was he who had met her in the form of a young man now late late knee as a woman of great character did change her words. She said yes to her father. The next thing malcolm said that he wishes to go to the forest us to perform the now. I need wholeheartedly accepted makali'i desire. They both reach the dense forest. Makali'i asked melanie to build a hut. Now i need constructed. The hot witted minhaj. They both entered it as it was early. I was of the night they bought. It lies down and started sleeping at midnight. Makalu shouted a mullany. Yes swamy. She applied. I'm very hungry. Bring me some food. Makali'i nominee ran out to the forest quickly brought a basket full of fruits <unk> was shot. He wondered with another. Amy was a woman or a ghost. The next morning malka got up. Khalid went to take a bath in a nearby bond. Let dinner dental evening. Melanie waited for him without eating anything suddenly a a young and handsome hunt decking. He said that malcolm was killed by a tiger. Nullah near refused to believe this. She was confident that the <unk> daiga did not give such a bit <unk> g._d._p. As her husband suddenly the hunter jumped forward and tried to grab her and shouted beauty. You won't mind dump to me now any started running from there after run for a long time and suffering from great injuries. She turned back and looked at him furiously. Let your hands and legs get satellites. She cost him the next moment she had great cries malini own aleni of course it was small cavalier who had come as the konta nolini ran towards him lifted him and took him home. Makali'i was trying trying to test the chastity of mullany nulla new fed him with food and made him sleep the next day malcolm said to aleni amy that before their marriage he used to go to sacred rivers in offer players but now he could not do that as his legs paralyzed. Nullah needs suddenly made a huge basket using bamboo sticks and filled it with sick club. She lifted malka and placed him on the basket. She thanked the basket on her head and started walking to us the near the sacred shiva but makali'i started pestering uncall- when sunlight fell on him he ordered her to walk in the shape and when she walked in the shade he shouted that the branches just disturbing his view when she walked fast he complained that his body was shaking and when she walked slowly he shouted they won't reach their destination yuga but malini dominated everything. Finally they entered the village they crossing crossing the street of the nazis all the women they're asked mullany if she was mad to marry such an old man suddenly a woman in god but now give running dudes malini and cleaned her feed by rubbing her forehead on them but ma was amazed to see me in his dedication towards her husband. Makali'i was sitting analysis head looked batma. Suddenly an idea came to his mind. He thought i failed to prove delaney's. Integrity is wrong inspired to these many deaths. Let me try one more. What time using this ma moncada asked me need to stop there and construct a hut. They both went inside inside mall khania mild acknowle. She was surprised at this moment. She had never seen her husband's mine. Usually when she stood makali'i would shout ieuan bella sit down here and when she said he would skull when she kept quiet here with us. Are you made of wood given up sm- i and when she smiled he would ask. Why are you smiling smiling. This was life and when mal collier smiled turn. She was very happy however her joy didn't last as long makali'i asked malini my dear now laney. Can i ask you something of course swami me. Neither applied yesterday why people crossing the tussey street a good game and clean defeat right. Yes yes yes suomi she'd applied. I want to marry her. Mullany was shot but accepted early morning next day. <music> malini went to batman house andrew beautiful drug only in front of her house. This lasted for days but i wanted to know who's doing. Was this the next day but ma woke up very early and waited. She saw john malini coming towards at home and at once started running towards her. She asked melanie opioid stuff women. Why why are you doing this. Mullany told her about her husband's desire but my ass all mother your husband must be matt to leave you at madison knew euclid statue made of gold and i look like a decaying fruit can you can you not ask collini but multiplied that if mcaleer marries her she would never leave him and would always be with him now. Lanee accepted accepted. She went back to the hut malkov pasta with the sweetest floods whether she had explained his desire to padma not a knee said that yes and agreed to carry him to mass home that night night game at laney carrie mccullogh to patmos home he bet on the aleni to wait outside when nellie knee went outside her house but mark came running to melt color and stretched her hands to hug him. Don't touch me. If you touch me you will be done to ashes as i haven't touched any a woman even in my mind twenty one jeddah's but that lady told me that he wanted to marry me but my us. I made her say okay so i thought she would bust in anger when i ask such thing but she did not the woman who is standing outside is not just a mere woman one of the of the goddess of beauty. I just wanted to delete her dedication to her husband. I consider you as my doctor. Dr asked me anyone that you want. She'd applied swami at least in my next book. I should be one in a very very good community. I should be sister for mad. The would worships. I should be the wife of the bravest warrior i should be. The mother of the most most daring fighter lease cracks me all these boons swami. She asked him malka. Leah accepted an entire next bud bud bud ma was born as bad as the sister of shri krishna she matted <unk> and gave but to be menu ludlow went inside and then makali'i shouted hey melanie and their came delaney within seconds he adores <unk> even touch him mullany lifted him get him on ahead and walked back towards they on the previous day a group of thieves. I had dropped the palace of the fula. They've spotted by the royal soulages and they started chasing them. When the thieves realized that they would be got soon they decide to hide inside the hat that they saw nearby. That was the of today mondavi mahato she they they get all the drills near the entrance and hid inside the hut. The chancellor just got them. Unfortunately monday also also suspected in an estimate then neighbor all take into the ruler scored. The royal soldiers said that mandeville was the head of the mob and others his followers. The order to imprison all others except mandeville he offered to hit nails on mondays gesture chest hack him upside down for the whole day at the center of the village was walking to that way where mandeville was hung upside down. She unknowingly hit mandeville with a basket mondovi being so hot gust not let me that her husband would die why when the sun rises now. I need got furious. She couldn't digest the fact that mandeville gust her husband for her stay. She sect amanda via. Hey maharishi you said that if the sun rises your husband dies if it is true that i have loved my husband to the greatest extent let the sun knocked dries. Yes the sun never rose. All living organisms stopped adopted to suffer the two is approached her and asked him to take back the she said that if she did so she would lose her husband. She asked him to wait outside her hat. As she was going to perform back to her husband. They all went and brought brought manda via to her home. Mondavi beg for forgiveness. He said that he never knew of elaine's greatness. He blessed her that she would live happily in this world for many years without husband and children at that moment now i need took the water used to wash shaw has been speed and sprinkle it on the ground and said let the sun dries on the two movies blessed her vanished after living having this would for so many years montpellier fell of going back to in the locker and at once he was there but nulla any was not satisfied aside. She wanted to live with her husband for some more time so she started rigorous. Pendants lard shiva appeared before her and asked what wound she wanted. She engraved desire shouted but they he give me my husband but then they he they he i think he for five times large shiva blight as you have asked for your husband five lifetime's you would be granted with five husbands malini ascalon old father. Is this a boom or oh good lord shiva blight. Don't worry my chai h._d. Ubaid you will become with utmost beauty and yes. She was reborn as throughout the day. When adage was proposed <unk> over the story to the funders and and she was married to five in this who does that is the band as when she does ma as her husband the mangal that sorta died by panama would be a- similarly when she considered pima as her husband <unk> tied by female would appear and so on this wasn't extraordinarily sign of beauty all others including contain <unk> vazza acted as instruments <unk> boom. Thank you for listening to this awesome story from. I'm i didn't even go you can listen to many such stories in english hindi and soon in many languages to non moore was an f._d. Podcasts dot in the story daughter was nominated for berry tens of india and has been to do by stories. Now is the chance to use is reliable energy to grow your money with the dominion energy reliability investment. Our new investment product offers competitive returns. 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Flash Briefing 02102020 True or False Trump claims He Has Done More Than Anyone To Lower African American Unemployment?

Rusted Culture Podcast

05:24 min | 1 year ago

Flash Briefing 02102020 True or False Trump claims He Has Done More Than Anyone To Lower African American Unemployment?

"The president has been in the news lately trying to appeal to African Americans. Bhai saying he's done more to help their unemployment than anyone else. Is that true or false. Also the president is claiming that unemployment for African Americans has plummeted under his presidency. And we already know from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that overall job growth and trump's three years is lower than the last three years when Obama was president average. Monthly job growth and Obama's last three years per month month was two hundred. Twenty seven thousand new jobs created versus trump's one hundred ninety one thousand jobs created per month on average on on September. Second of two thousand nineteen. MARKETWATCH's Tim Mullany look specifically at what trump has done for african-americans unemployment. Since taking office in a nutshell most most of the advancements in lowering unemployment African Americans was accomplished by Obama before trump even took office. According to that article unemployment by African Americans had had already dropped from seventeen percent to about seven percent by the time trump was sworn in so once again trump is merely benefiting in continues to benefit from from a great economy than a Democrat handed to them last Tuesday. The health sent a clear message that they do not support. The president's new Medicaid block program which puts caps on state Medicaid dollar amounts would limit the drugs. The poor can receive effectively denying coverage to the poor. The House vote was along party. Lines Finisher to sit on Mitch. McConnell's desk gathering dust Americans should have equal access to healthcare. And right now only. The Democrats are supporting this as we already know. The Republicans are currently suing to strike down the affordable care act today along with all of the protections for pre existing conditions. Lantana broke a previous record. Set back in two thousand fifteen for the warmest day ever recorded at an Argentine research. Based on the tip of the Antarctic Peninsula. The record was broken last week. With the new record reading of sixty five degrees Fahrenheit or eighteen point three degrees Celsius the average is supposed to be in the thirties thirties right now last. Friday trump embraced. The idea of expunging is health impeachment. If Republicans can retake the house this next election election if the Republicans do take back the House and the majority strong enough I think modifying the presidential term limits to allow trump. A third term would be next up well on Sunday talk shows the Fuzzy logic professor himself Alan Dershowitz who argued the president in. His power was so sacrosanct that he can do anything. The House impeachment manager Said and not be found. Guilty was arguing that the house impeachment managers themselves have to go. That's really Lee. Some fuzzy logic there allender sh- would mother Jones dot. COM is reporting that a pesticide that is so toxic even the company making it has decided to end it's production. Even after the trump administration rejected an earlier proposal by its own scientists to ban it last Thursday. Cortez have announced. It would stop making the highly toxic chemical chlorof- Pie riff OHS which is a neuro. TOXIC CHEMICAL BLAME FOR A host of bad effects on humans. Cortana was spun off from Dow Chemical which had donated one million dollars to the president's inaugural committee according to the Center for public integrity and trump has been crying fake news as dramatic image showing an orange like Tan line goes viral. The image shows a windswept trump with a face. That appears like it was dusted with cocoa powder taken by journalist and photographer William Moon Trump Jab back on twitter. Saying it was photoshop and that it was fake news. News Moon responded by saying that picture was was not photoshop in fact but used the apple smartphone photo apt to adjust the color. Well of forever in doubt here folks we can always have trump recreate. The windswept looked by pulling his hair back and we can just simply judge ourselves if what we see is real world and here's a side note on this day back in two thousand nine. While America was reeling from the effects of a major recession brought on by the financial crisis that happened on George Bush. Junior's watch the Democrat controlled. House passed an eight hundred and thirty. Eight billion dollar economic stimulus plan which was then passed again by the Democrat controlled Senate of course along party lines. This stimulus package help provide the foundation for the economic recovery Americans and even Donald Trump enjoyed to this day. Yuxi did it again. Donald Trump is going to release a new budget on on Monday. And Guess What folks the tax cut for. The rich is going to cost the elderly and poor dearly. Donald Trump's new plan calls for big cuts to Medicare and Medicaid but boost defense funding. Did the president just finish promising us that he wouldn't be cutting Medicaid and Medicare. Don't listen just look at what he does. You can expect Democrats to go to bat force on this one. This flash briefing was brought to you by the rusted culture. PODCAST and you can find us on. ITUNES stitcher tune in spotify in Google. Play or wherever you find your podcast. Thanks for listening.

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Ep. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer

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Bert know tom You know what's crazy is that A wish we're doing this right after your show coming up because you gotta be excited to be doing the fucking amphitheater read right baby. I looked went well. I hope the mushrooms turned out. Okay mushrooms before the show. no. I'm i'm doing them for jimmy bob the next night so i. I have a lot of mushrooms and the dog. How many do you have close to a year supply for someone that does shrooms a lot. I you're gonna eat. I'm going to start off with one cap and one stem and hope that it works. Well good. yeah no need upset. You need to take a fucking epic amount and really are for like four hours. You're trying to do right aren't you. And then you're gonna get no with. Are you going to go with the boys to see buffet. No leeann mark. Norman me dave williamson Both mark dave's chicks My friends sandy. And tom and a bunch of us. I think my business manager. We're all going to see all going to see buffet. Yeah you know what's crazy. Jimmy buffett asked if he could interview me before the show. So i'm going to be on his his podcast. So i'm going to be on the podcast. Let me tell you something. That motherfucker does not know what he's getting. He's getting a fool. Bert kreischer dose. I am giving him a epic dose. Hasn't say bert kreischer. I will do not be like good to meet you. I'm gonna fuck. He's go so. I'm like i'll take it from here shirt off one of twenty two years old. I'm bob the russian mafia. I tell you the mortgage story jimmy. You're about to lose your mind. Hey we gotta do a show two thank you literally just mouth is going to be open going back and forth like what the fuck do. Podcasts are like no. He's the guy. I was gonna ask you five questions What's your favorite. Wouldn't what meal would you like if you die the I cannot wait. I'm such a fan of jimmy. Buffett's i was used by the way. You seem like a big. Jimmy buffett fan. I am jim. I remember when i was a kid being like going. Jimmy buffett concerts and just thinking like this guy's got the fucking life like. Oh yeah he goes up has if you call. Beer smokes a joint. Plays some fucking hits right. I was in the bahamas one time and they told me it was like a small place like a small little. You know five table shack kind of place. Yeah and the guy goes yeah. Jimmy buffett was here and he got so enraged that Somebody was saying a prayer before they ate that he stood up and was like. I'm not gonna i'm not gonna eat any place where you say a prayer to a false god and stormed out. I was talking serious. Yeah bring that up on the podcasts. No i think he's a big time atheist which i'm fine with. I just think it's funny to yell at the locals about it. I knew i. I mean i think if you can have one career of one artist. Yeah you'd probably like lou reed but like who. Who would you. Who whose life would you like to emulate like if you could just go all right. You're going to get the same type of career longevity wise and you can live like him do i go. Jimmy buffett fucking heartbeat. You got margot you are him that. You're the comedian. Equivalent of jimmy buffett for real so. Yeah yeah of course you are. We buffets like let's just fall fucking drink and hang out take it easy and wear flip flops everywhere. A right now. We're coming out with a new line on free water. The really awesome. Tom the really fucking comfortable i know. Yeah you're jimmy buffett bathing suit right now. You slept in. Your bathing flipped in my bird. Dogs i've been doing these reads about bird dogs. The bird dog sponsored his podcast. No but comfortable sleep in my swimming them. I told you i just don't take them off. Yeah yeah i j- who would you want to be like you think drake that's a good. That's that's a good life. He's living a great life. You kidding me. I listened to his fucking new champagne. Papi big mama. Whatever certified loverboy loverboy. You can't even say lover right. Every song started you like more certified loverboy or donde donde are going to say don gonyea better. I like hungary because he's unpredictable. I always. I've always like tanya. And i think like i feel like all his life comes out in his art what i would take it because it's been like a super chill like easy kinda going life. Yeah nothing to it now I think that's the both those guys it's too much. I don't need that much dude. I don't need that much. Attention or scrutiny. I mean their lives are too crazy. Dial it back a little bit for maybe like more artistic Nas there you go. I would take his career. Well you know what i found out. I'm not like his. 'cause big boy released a song with killer mike and sleepy brown the same day that came out in the same day that Like all within the same week that certified loverboy and all that came out. I like i like. I like that style of rap. I like. I think it's called trap. Music is that. What is your own trap house. I like rap music. I like fucking rhymes. Like i actually like. I listened to certify liberal on the way over. Here it's pretty good but it's not my style of. It's not my favorite style of rap. It's super distinct. It is distinct it is. Yeah and i actually didn't en- love donde as much as i'm saying because i was like i didn't get into it the way i listen second. I put in big boys new album new song. Just one song i listen to it on repeat is just yeah it. I just connect with that style of music better. I think i think that's totally fair to say man. I mean they are. they are totally distinct. Sounds and you're getting into us. I feel like you're getting into hip. You know more about hip hop than i do like You turned me onto the To not finesse. Who's the guy the deejay you like. Dj premier yeah dj. Premier has that that web series where he breaks down. Oh yeah yes call it. So what's up. Yeah that's so cool right where he's breaks. Because i pitched to him i was like i want to do a documentary on you. Were you break down Like some of his catalogue is so insane of like really huge. Oh my god it's crazy. It's like a lot of producers. Have you know a handful hit. He's like one of those guys were. It's you could just like scroll it's like fifty a hundred now. That's on top of all the gangstar stuff and i was like. There's a for sure documentary and you and then this is like a little web version sort of what i envisioned. Where he's telling you the story behind you know making this record in that record and working with different artists. It's the should i. I totally fascinated by. So i can watch him do that over and over man by the way i have to apologize because i just realized i shit on two albums or the biggest albums of the year and there are legit music fans going. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about well. Yeah but you're burt. Blessed but people do that with comedy all the time and the cash talking sucks and you're like hold on that he doesn't fuck john mullany trashed. I gotta defend on mullany all the time. Yeah no. it's so funny to i. I saw how many people like getting like have opinions about. I mean i'm just not even get into super details about john but using him as an example where they they're invested in someone's life that they don't know at all dude like they're all people tweeting about john they're like i can't believe what are you talking about. I gotta tell you don't know him. I got a text. there's so soon. Mullany was in the group by the way how i feel. Were talking about john mullany at all. Because he's he's had to go through so much shit but john mullany was in the group of they called a wife wife guys. Lifeguard comics was that it. I don't know what that is. It's like a good wife guy meaning like you guy like that we follow your career but we love the fact that you love your wife and then when he got a divorce everyone was like what the fuck and then and then they're like. What's up with these guys comics. I am i saying that right. See that's a phrase because there's one wife guy comic that apparently Is going around. The rumor mill who was went to sorority house and was like getting girls numbers and is a wife guy. Comic i don't know it is i. I wish i did but you know who it is. I don't know who it is but people started texting me. Someone had was leaking it on tick talk and friends protecting me bert issue. You need to. You need to clean this up. And i was like no. It's not me by the way. I would totally own that shit and throw it over instagram followers that a fucking sorority out. It'd be like yeah come on bitches like fucking not gonna fucking hide from jesus christ whoever that is you. Imagine fucking a sorority girl. How exhausting that would be dealing with all the tears just talking to her fucking like a nineteen year old girl there. There's nothing i wanna say to her at all like. There's not one. There's not one select. Here's the thing it's like. There's something you can do about that. You know talk. I don't like your opinions on all Yeah i couldn't. What's the what's the youngest. You can have sex with okay. This is what i'm talking about I don't know man. I don't feel like well. You just have just have sex. They're like four stop. What if i mean you're talking about sex or actually hang out and have sex or you just mean like just shove it no you gotta you gotta date them. You got to date them that this is your. This is your new piece. It's it's not going to be older than you gotta be like you got to introduce your to rogan and be like and his wife and his kids and you gotta have a smile on your face and go no. Do you guys cosign on this. I have to bring her over to him. You gotta bring her. No you gotta you gotta hang out with her bring her places and people are going to go like holy shit tom. So where did you guys meet preschool. I think i. I think no young. I think ten years younger men. that's the let's youngest. I could go thirty two can't go. I can't go We've got to be thirties. Yeah of course men and even that might be. it's probably. it's probably better to be like thirty six. You know they went battled. Jesus christ how would you go in you shoes. You don't want only fucking used when looked kind. Knew how would you go. How young with like by a used car. You want to look like a used guard out on it. You forty one thirty three thirty three thirty three forty three d. What forty three if you not fifty. That's the answer. I'm not fifty. Yeah we still going on fifteen years younger. God don't say it like that. That sounds horrible. Okay thirty three. Yeah yeah okay. Yeah you see but that's told. Jimmy buffett move. I could see them doing that. So that's our guarantee you all checked. See how old jimmy buffett's current wife is and how many times you've been married o- wow they once it definitely is not once. No i guarantee you jimmy. Buffett's gotta have three under his belt. Get the first one right. First ones the franchise right as you build the franchise on savannah. Jane buffett is forty two years old. She's forty two how jim his younger than me. Hold seventy four. You think so. I'm guessing yeah nailed it. Somebody four. yeah. I'm a big job. You've been married. How many times. They've been married this deaf. This definitely wasn't continue. I all right. I'm glad i've already met life. I've already met jimmy buffett. When all this happened listing divorced in nineteen seventy-one buffet married. I'm re found it right away. How do you not see this. How do you not see it there. It is found. It got married margie. Wash it check in nineteen sixty nine in the divorce in seventy one the first one. Then what another one I mean we up to usually in that little thing on the right there. They're actually scroll up and it'll tell you very quickly. So does it say married houses. Now jane this one the forty two year old looks like it. Yeah right. that's a nice age gap. Burt thirty years younger. Jesus if i make four then i what do you care. If someone's like thirty years. I what you could do that. She'd be eighteen. it's totally legal. You can have an eighteen year old guy. That's is that thirty years. Yeah oh my god. That's meeting eighteen year old right now. That's georgia's friends. Yeah you can find your life fucking creepy when you think about me. Hanging couldn't even hang out in. It's creepy georgia walks in in the morning. she's like. hey dad. hey kaley ray Robert robert schimmel dated his grew. His daughter's friend yeah married her married her fucking wife that it's funny when i met robert schimmel pass so i i mean but when i met robert schimmel. I didn't think anything of it at all now as as his age when that happened. I'm like a pretty fucking weird. Yeah you think so. Really fucking weird but when he told me that was like uncle cool. That's cool man us critical. That's awesome we've got to be great right. You'd have more. Hey how crazy was that. Should i took on facetime. I almost threw up. It sounded like you were. It sounded like you were putting meatballs. Out of a fucking glad bag like you would cut a hole in the glad bag like a gallon. Glad bag that was filled with meatballs and there was just enough to get to meatballs at a time. And you squeeze it really hard into a bucket of water. It was so aggressive that i started gagging on facetime with you. Yeah we were talking. I was like my stomach's been upset for a couple days. Check this out and then you like the sound of it. I've had. I've done that sound before. But yes my. I made the sound when you need the sound. I was like that would make someone throw up in the stall next to you. They definitely i. I told you. I made that dude throw up and i took it shifts badly guys. I wish i could find out what i ate because i would love to be able to fucking shit like that again. Why aw dude. It smelled so bad and so fucking bad. You have no idea what to do that again. It's happened to me twice. it happened again. I mean this happened again in colorado. I don't know what i ate. I think colorado might have been a raw egg Actually i know it was roy eggs. Riots riot is what does it to me. Eat orion and it. That should be the next. Challenge the riot challenge. And then you shouldn't a public place and listening to people who are you. Are you flying early to colorado or no eleven o'clock now. I'm saying the day every day before day before going to dial in get gets them like go to a dispensary can all set up and then part. We're standing these really nice cabins on a river and so nice i got. I got cabins for everyone. got a sprinter van to take us back and forth and then We are Do you know the fucking nice one is. I'm doing tallahassee october. Twenty fourth and we're on orlando's the night before and the offensive coordinator hit me up and was like hey do you guys want to come to a game and i was like fuck. Yes yes see ready for this. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get because here's the thing you you kind of. You live by this. And i think i i didn't realize how cheap i am like. I'm really cheap. I get like certain things not to like. Call myself out but like just pay This sounds really fucking horrible by paying feature axe. I'd a hard time getting to the point where you were like like in my head. I was like no. I was a feature for no whatever the club gave you. Now you gotta tip more than you gotta give them more than that. Because then you want it and i was like. Yeah but i didn't get it and you know you gotta do it more. And then when i started doing theaters you're like you. Gotta this is what this is like industry standard. And you've always been good about spending money to make money or spending money to make sure everyone's taking care of her or splurging like taking your family to hawaii your dad and your sisters and all that like you've always been good at that and i'm not good at that. I fucking have a hard time doing that. And i did that for colorado and i'm doing it for florida stakes. I haven't been back floors date in twenty five years. Did that's going to be so fucking rad. So i'm so. We're doing orlando saturday night. So saturday morning when lando friday and saturday night right right so friday saturday morning. I'm getting a private jet tegas tallahassee. All everyone on the tour. We're going to tallahassee gonna watch the game fucking party our balls off thing get back on the private jet go back to orlando dr tuten. Say this right. Yeah do are two shows saturday night and then get on the tour go back into orlando and do the show. Sunday fucking amazing. Yeah 'cause i'm like. I'm are you going to you know. I don't know say what. What game is october. Twenty third for florida state of two thousand and twenty one or twenty two. What what twenty. One twenty one two thousand yet. It's going to be amazing man. Wake forest be wake forest umass minutemen. Okay well umass playing. Fsu at fsu The florida state seminoles. Yeah yep it's yeah. Wow well you're going to. You might see a fucking. Scalping like an actual murder take place. That's going to be Interesting it was a game. That's a game to get shit faced by the way. I bet those kinds of coordinators like we could definitely squeeze you into the stadium on this game. Oh yeah he's going to be like you won't feel passes wanna fuck. You want to coach using the internet without express. 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I got clear to do five pounds. Fuck me is but it's all because of the nerve is connected by and i'm quoting the doctor here. Doll hairs so they've been waiting for it to grow and and he'll and it can snap if you stress it you know or so. Did you have anxiety about about re injuring yourself. Like the nerve the arm or the well. I was a little. Yeah i mean obviously you get like a little bit you know and then there was the time where i was on the couch on week. Like let's say three or four an ls ran and jumped and two knees into my forearm. And i was like fuck. And i almost beat him So like beat them with things like that you motherfucker. He's like what sorry thom. So yeah you know stuff like that. But i got i was really because he was like he's like don't pick anything up. I was like like he goes anything. Just don't pick anything up. And i've just been cleared to go to five pounds. I could pick up you know regular things but like i won't pick up my suitcase with his hand. I'm gonna do anything really substantial with his hand. And then all the sudden in three more weeks i'm full cleared so clear rating and i can pick up whatever like whatever i can tolerate. What arm talents are we gonna do. Dude we should do something really think we should do something like you'd fuck darts with our broken arms food. I i get arab. We're both left. It's both left right. Yeah left left both left and i. It's been it's killing me not to use it like right now. What's it would be fun to do sports shit with our left hands because we both do everything right handed for sports right. Yeah accuracy stuff. Yeah people love watching us with our right hands. Play tennis so much. let's watch. It was her left. Oh my god that would be such a shit show. I've been ansi about using this arm. A carbon like. Because i feel like it's healed and i have full full. I've passed ninety degrees range of motion. But i I'm i'm like. I can't and i'm not allowed us weights yet. I'm still not allowed to use weights. Wait just wait did. Your tendons are healing though. Don't do anything. I a fucking. I was telling drew but the nerve block really fucked me up. Oh yeah the guy. I i was. I really never thought stuff like and had this kid chase chase freeman. You know even the guy. Yeah yeah item on my podcast. And he said something that bucking chilled to the bone. He said you know he could move anything his body and he went into surgery and he looked at the anesthesiologist and he was like. I hope you don't know what you're doing. And you kill me right now. She said that he said that he's like that's exactly how i felt going into the surgery and he goes and then i came out of the surgery and i can move my arm and i was like well. They did something right shit and then he was like and then he he's like i had a false sense of hope that i was like i'm going to be one hundred percent. Fine i just need to bust my ass. And he was like wow and then he was like i was like that for like a month and a half and then i realized in a certain point. It's not going to be. I'm not kidding myself. I'm never going to be one hundred percent. But he's doing great he went. I mean like his golf swings a little fucked up. he's but he's out on a golf course haven't beers with his friends like that's all you fucking one life you know. Yeah that's amazing man. Kids stories crazy. Do you have a sense of do you have a sense of the fragility of life. Now that you've hurt yourself and it's it's it's it's affected me much more than Even than i've realized at times. You know what i mean like. It was I dunno. I kind of realized that i didn't really i didn't really let myself Embrace like certain emotions as much as i should. Have you know not like i like. I just always kind of you know. I'm a real even keeled guy like i don't get too excited by. Don't get down. And i just kind of stay like you know in the middle and i've I've let myself go to more extremes. Since i got injured like i let myself get more excited or sad when i feel like it because it just it affected me that way. You know like. I get more emotional. It's interesting i am driving here. Not i won't give away where we are. But i've i've gotten as an adopted a test. I've gotten lost the last five times. I've driven here. How i don't know no i mean so lost that i'm like what da fuck. I'm having to text him today. I didn't text you. I just went to your last tax than you sent me the address and i clicked. I was close but today. I'm like a hundred and fifty times. Well i moved. How i moved so i go coming from a new direction. New address again. my daughter's dad. Please please please note no no instagram stories. In the front of the house. No instagram's stories too high like don't let anyone know where we live so anyway. By the way. I had closure on the thing i talked to drew about the other night. I wanna talk to you about that. Okay about Propaganda back so anyway. I'm driving here. And i'm yeah and they're like two blocks so you know where. I'm sitting right to box that way right to weigh one block that way. There's a house and there are two people young man an older man both in wheelchairs in the front smoking cigarettes and i just and it was like an assist hot as fuck here in the valley and i looked at it and i just was like come in. Keep me out of fucking wheelchair like keep me out of like. I looked at instead of prayer for them. Because i was like. I the last thing i want to do is be on a wheelchair with my daughter in front of fucking stoop and that that injury to like it. It really made me. I mean you've been around me some Rethink like health. So much more. All you know. Like i just i eat better i i work out like days a week man and i do it just because like i don't want it to happen. I think in a way in my head again. And i just wanna be healthier for longer i. I couldn't understand how you didn't eat like when i got on. Go big show i ate. I ate like like there was a reality. Show watching the about how much i d i it so much i i should call the kid that ordered for me. I'm not tom three meals at a time. Three meals for breakfast. Three meals for lunch. Three meals for dinner at one. That's i'm gonna call. And i wonder what that kid thinks. I wonder if i have is fucking number still. You're such a maniac ordered three at one point. I was wondering if he was like. I got one of these for me thinking if that's what he was eating it anyway do you think though. What isn't it crazy. Honestly that you're not fatter i'm shocked. I'm not fatter. I'm shocked like i was eating ice cream like i was just like there was a there was a freezer ice cream sandwiches down there. Ninety three like could not get control of myself and it was beautiful. Told this to me a lot that like when you sometimes you're is just see it and you go. I just can't stop. I can't stop. I would a pizza. 's and like i eight fucking a whole extra large pizza like what. I just couldn't stop myself. I i mean i would just fuck in and i was like i'm gonna just gotten the cast and i just got everything i was like. I'm gonna lose weight. i'm gonna do it. Tom did clean. And then i was just wolfing. I mean i need a cheeseburger as like. That was what i'd snack in between meals like i was i- ballooned during you think you were stressed. And that's why you were doing that more there. I think i was stressed. I think i was unhappy. I think i was depressed. I think and i was having anxiety about my arm. 'cause i was like because it would hurt and then i'd be like fuck it up. Somehow you weigh yourself a lot or just did. I did the day of the surgery knowing you told me that. The truth state wait was One thirty nine. And so i was thirty nine to thirty nine to thirty two hundred thirty nine and then that's not that bad and then i weighed myself the day i came home from go big show and i was to forty six and but ever since i got back from go big show. I'm eating really good. I measure myself on. If i can see my dick on the toilet i tell you that if i can see my dick like this like peering over but just see my dick then. I'm then i'm in good shape when i was doing the movie. I could really see my dick. But there is a week when i was doing the movie where i couldn't see my thought is. It's the weekend twelve cheeseburgers for lunch. That was yeah. Yeah oh yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. There was a week where i was like fucking. I just don't know what's wrong with me. I don't think it's that great. I mean but it is. You are lucky that you don't even balloon more. I really think that way you when you go hard with the booze and the food. It's like you should be fucking like to ninety five. I should be to ninety five. I but you. But now that i'm home i've gotten yet i've been eating really healthy and eating clean up drinking like a fish but i'm polar plunge in the morning sauna in the morning working. Can you do the polar. do you love it. I love the fucking polar. Plunge dude i love it. It's one of those ones. That joe has where it because i liked it with the ice i loved it with the ice. I just get three hundred. Pounds is and then that would last me like three days. I could work three days of ice through that. And then i just do it twice a day but this thing it's at forty two degrees all the time you can get lower. I wonder what the name of it is. Is it called. Renew arjan you. Yeah yeah. I did that. I might get one because let me let me get this guy. Hooked up with you. 'cause he gave me mine and he'll he'll get you up what type in r. e. n. r. e. n. You is it that looks like it right. Yeah renew therapy. It's yeah that's it. That's what i got and it's really nice it. Just it's on all the time it has oxidative is very expensive. Holy shit he gave that to me. Looks like it motherfucker. Thank you dude. It's fucking awesome. I love it good. God that's fucking awesome about a polar plunge though what is I actually love how alert. I feel like that feeling. It's the same feeling. Get so i had the same pre show routine pretty much most time unless like schedule or travel doesn't allow it which is always tried to cardio like two hours before me too because there's that thing that happens for me it's like once you cross usually like twenty five to thirty minute mark and not like you have to be like full like all out but like you're moving you're sweating were like you. You just kinda wake up a little more. You feel a little more alert. And i love that feeling to go on stage like alert. Not like groggy. And you know what i mean dragging. That's why i always try to do it. Like pre show. And i feel like cold stuff. Does that if you jump into a cold lake know and you come out. You're like you just feel alert. A love that field. I love the feeling i got. I got in. I didn't get in this morning. Because i was running late but i get in first thing in the morning i get. Just go out and make a call. Turn on turn on this on. Come in make a coffee. Goes back to the backyard. Have little coffee get out. And then i do one minute. Just one minute in the cope lunch. But normally if i'm doing the cold plunge i'd do it for four minutes. I do four minutes. Yeah do meeting where i go for. Four bressan hold for four seconds for breast fort count kind for breed out and then hold it for four seconds and then it for some reason it just calms you down and you can stay in for four minutes. I love it. I love keeps jumping in isla. Really i love it. She's like. I feel like i feel like why to wake when i get out of it and i was like yeah. That's yeah good. Yeah it's due to that jodi twenty minutes. I was like what the faulk i think. That really fucked them up really. Yeah i think he was shaking for two days like it changed. His core temperature was out here in austin and he was wearing a sweater scarf. It's almost like somebody was like a bet you can't and he was like that's the problem. That's the problem would be. Joe rogan is if you do if you're just a person sometimes they're like what the fuck it. Why did you let you enter bitch conquer you dude. When guys remember we did these sober. October challenges like who like. I think you were like. I'll win this or something as soon as you sounds like shit and then one time i was with him and we were we forget where we were but it was in some venue it was years ago and there was this bar hang on the ceiling and some it was like like one of the fucking a staff people was like. I bet you can't do more pull ups in me. And i saw his head spin like what fuck and then they just started doing pull ups. I mean what a good brain to have but what a horrific brain to have to live with that like 'cause that is that brain is what got him to where he is today. Yes yeah yeah. It's part of it is but there is also the shit. I i got this brand new polar. Plunge and i just did. I couldn't last a minute. And now i'm getting harassed by the internet. Looks like i'm gonna jane right gord temperature tomorrow and do twenty minutes. Insane fucking insane. He buys his pants based on whether he can do full kicks in them. You know like like these pants are because they're like elastic. I can kick in them. And i was like. Oh yeah. that's exactly how i crazy. What are the different personality. Types adopt personality types. Oh this is what. I want to talk to you about propaganda so last what does this. 'cause i what you said you you set it up withdrew. I talked about it. I was saying that. I was having a hard time out. My my social media team was okay. We need announce that you sold out red rocks. We wanna make a big announcement. And i was like. I didn't feel like i didn't understand why you would do that. I now understand it. Because i did post it and you get a lot of people going. Hey congratulations that's awesome like cool. Thank you and then and then and it's something you should be proud of. Because i've worked very hard. I didn't think are being able to sell ten thousand tickets and i worked hard to sell them and so so yes. So but what's interesting is might it might take was when you see like are all of us posting videos or pictures of us in front of a sold out crowd in a big theater. My thing was I felt bad. 'cause i knew that there are comics out there that see that and then that affects them how they feel about themselves because they're really i thought so but then i realized it's one comic. It's one comic. That told me he had to mute me because he couldn't look at that because it was a direct reflection on how he felt about himself. This man yeah. So i and so i got a lot cooler with it and i'll be posting a lot of fucking pictures of me in front of all these. I'm going back to old school. Burt ghaddafi propaganda mode. Like i'm gonna make. I'm gonna make i'm going to. The taliban is gonna look softspoken compared to me. You're oh you're really going to go into overdrive. i'm going overdrive promotion mode. I'm gonna be like i'm gonna be like guys. I'm sold out. This airplane be myself at airplanes. The let's see personality types. It off. okay. These are four personality types. Okay really no. There's there's sixteen but this is a subdivision called the analysts. Why do we go to the analyst. Well there's there's different we can. We take a personality test. Take the you can take the test. Hey birthday you wanna go first. Tom let's me and you do this ready to go. Oh you're gonna be knocked. You're going to be shocked. Be shocked we can't answer together because it's gonna do one at a time. you know we were just. We don't need to take the we don't need. Yeah you're right but we don't need to take the test. We but i think these answering these questions is very interesting okay. What's the first question you regularly make new friends. I am strong disagree. What i never make never make new friends. You always make new friends. Okay you spend a lot of your free time exploring various random topics that pique your interest. I'm strongly agreeing. Yeah you too. Yeah i would agree on that. Seeing other people cry can easily make you feel like you wanna cry also one hundred percent. You often make a backup plan for your black backup. Plan agree strongly agree i have. I have exit strategies on everything. I have strategies exit strategies on interviews if they ask me a question. I've answered the question in the shower that morning already. Jesus so strongly agree burt. Yeah usually stay calm even under pressure. not yeah it's not you at social events you rarely try to introduce yourself to new people and mostly talked to people already know now. I very seldom very quiet a party. What disagree disagree disagree agree. I'm talking to everyone. But i don't let them talk. Yeah but yeah. You're a strong disagree. Yes strong disagree all right. How many of these fucking questions are not. This is going to be a fucking horrible pot. We don't want to answer this whole thing right now. I'll tell you what about this. Why won't you just answer it for me. Sure they should finish it after we record. Yep i what is interesting. Because i wonder how an injury affects your personality. It does you know does. Yeah i mean i got. I didn't realize that. I i just so in it but then it was talking to like honestly my pt. And then chris. Distefano was a physical therapist. You know. that's what he did before it stand up. The somali was like he was like. Oh yeah dude. He's like we saw it like for them. They see it every day. 'cause they're they're working with people who've been severely injured sometimes and he's like all the time see hugh he's like. Some people like come out of their shell have like dramatic changes. It doesn't have to be dramatic. Everyone but he's the one that said. I think you definitely feel a personality. Shift yeah yeah. It's it's funny. 'cause i wonder like the thing the thing that i guess i can't get passed as it can all happen so quickly so fast. Sometimes i close my eyes. And i can picture that that day. You know like the basketball injury and like the moment of it and it's like man. I still remember pushing off and like not knowing what happened to my leg. And then how quickly like the that. The like the quickness of the arm and then like you know hearing The tunnel vision of like. I know i know i'm super fucked up right now and just yet but what you're saying though is just how fast it happened. How fast. 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Don't do cocaine should know cocaine. But the truth is we've all everyone's been there and that's not how to happen and not not only that but not everyone in your party fucking dies. The that's not happen. you don't forget. I overdosed too. I remember how quickly that happens. Like how you're just at a party and you're just hanging out. And i was the only one that ended up in the hospital and it was fucking. Yeah you like you wake up and you're just like oh my whole world's changed everything's changed. We had us. It's so quick we had a We had a bachelor party right out of fresh out of college. When i just moved to new york we had a bachelor party in atlanta and it was right when outcast's release on rosa parks. And we were in this tour bus. We're the strip club in atlanta and we had all eaten ecstasy. An i had eaten half a pill. And i because i've always been a little bit of a pussy when it comes to drugs so everyone pass around actually pills i i get a pill eight half a pill. Put the other half my pocket and i'm in the bathroom and song. Oh no as everybody moved to the back of the bus. You don't wanna poem and trump with us who oh whatever and as i walk out to dudes pass out like pass out. And they're and they're like shit what's going on there. Find the breathing. Just let them sleep it off and they were moving they said to me they moving bodies so the back of the bus and putting them in bunks and i was sitting there going like and i walked back into the bathroom and i was just taking the pill and i was like. Oh my god like how this out of my system. And he's looked in the mirror. And i was like dear god. Please don't let me overdose right now. And i went in and i had a fucking fantastic evening and i didn't take the other half by just was like i was like i can't connect with that. That's not me and then the next morning. We all went over to our buddy's house and everyone's like yemen in whatever it was in that pill man that knocked me the fuck out. I was out all night. And i was at that sleep. It off thing is how people dial out to you know. Yeah because people are scared to address the problem so they're just like you'll wake up and sometimes people don't make up that once you invite drugs once you do illegal activity. That's what happened with that. My buddy chase is from what. I won't go into greater detail but you know he fucking on the podcast. He hit his head and then woke up face down nose broken and couldn't move anything and they fuck and the chick that was her house. She was a lawyer. She was like no. I'm not calling the fucking cops. I'm not calling an ambulance. I'll lose everything for forty five minutes. She stood over him while he couldn't fucking move and she was like i'm not calling anyone he come on. Get up you fucking just fell. Get the fuck up. There's no way you're paralyzed. Get the fuck up and for forty five minutes. She didn't want to call the cops because she was afraid she was going to lose everything by the way she should be disbarred. She was a lawyer in philadelphia. She should be disbarred. But it's horrible. And what did he hit his head and that caused the injury he hit his head. His head went back and he had hit a condition. Where his i guess. There is a not. I'm horrible listener. But not a lot of space between his vertebrae his so when he did that it caused trauma immediately. And so and so and also the other fucking saving grace or he would have suitor is. She didn't matter for forty five minutes forty minutes matter. It didn't matter to get him to the hospital quicker and none of that would've changed anything. Wow the forty five minutes. You're laying there you play standing there. She's standing get up to other girls she's like get up get up. You didn't fucking hurt yourself. Get up and sh- man. All i think is of in that situation as georgia georgia laying on the ground. I just want someone to be mindful that that's my child and that's what i think about for everything. Is your child like everyone. Someone's child and you just want someone to take care of. Take care of the person as if it was your child. Like going like fucking heartbreaking. The you'd be then you don't think about that when you're sitting there are pitching that you're gonna marry an eighteen year old next you know. And that's the fucked up part. Yeah that's someone's child to have at eighteen. I mean you've got other shit okay. Can you imagine going into a fucking eighty. You're like in nineteen. Let's make it less than twenty years old okanagan at nice at all and you go to her house and her dad is younger than you. I said anywhere so the girl tasha who is my assistant in beautiful beautiful absolutely beautiful but her mom is more my type they go. Hey do you wanna go. I have a boat. You won't take the boat out on the river. And i was like yeah and was like we should do that. Go watch us onset. Have some drinks. And i was like i would love that and i was like yo can andrew come. She's like yeah. Me and andrew. And i was like hey. Can you invite your mom. Monk biting fucking what you're married. I think he's a fighter like other river. Fuck you was her mom pretty hot hot. Really hot in single but is like a fucking concert. Harpen harpignies harpen harpignies. Harpen harpen harpen harpist. Harpist is a harpist and so is tasha. Tasha a of fucking harpist. Okay whatever shit. It's so fucking yeah. Concert harp was how did what are. What are you done learning the piano. Now that you've got your handbag. I started playing again. I can't do that. You see this and you go comment if i do that. Abuse greg best pianist. This left hand doesn't really do it yet. You know but it's starting to get there. It looks like it's looks better. it's better. It's definitely better and i can. I got reflection back. But you know it takes a while. Is that what do they give you a list of things you need to get back. Yeah yeah reflections. Like one of the first ones risk collection. Yeah i i got a medical grade Electric muscle stimulator coming. Oh putting that on my dick immediately. Oh i'll do it for you. Muscles stimulator fucking muscles stimulated an orgasm on my dick. Just fucking put it all around. What does it look like tens machine. I think so. I think it looks like it. But i haven't seen it yet waiting for it. I physical therapy today. Oh nice are you in pain at all or you not good. I'm i'm good. I what what holds you back at all anything No i can't. I feel weakness once i when i take this off. I can't. I can't bend like to hear. I can only bend like how. I can't touch my face or anything with that hand with this hand. So there's still is still tightness. And when i walk on the treadmill i definitely feel tightness in this in the tendon. Like when you wear that onstage wearing onstage. Why are you really gonna wear those h. Oh i'm really wearing them. Onstage for at red rocks red rocks yeah bring it just hit him with a little fucking fireworks every now and then so it won't stay on the whole time. No it'll stay on the. Oh no no. It's not going to be razzle-dazzle the whole time. But every once in a while every once in a while i'm gonna hit him a little fireworks had go on or off i'm flying to dudes out to operate it because you know what it is is like remember when kevin hart the game when he put fire up behind him and it was like so it was a funny thing. Then there's some people. I think i think i think the fucking comedies lost on them but their production value. But i saw that. They did it as a joke right. They did it just as a joke. And i couldn't stop laughing. At how distracting it was a. It was making me laugh so hard that i like and then i did. The video and the video was really funny and immediately my manager was like. Are you doing that. And everyone started hitting me up going. Are you really doing that. You should do that. You should definitely do that. So i put in the comments and i had my team read the comments and like a ninety six percents. That's a brilliant idea. And so i was like fuck it. It's twelve hundred bucks to have this arm off whenever i wanted to. That's flying the guys out. Having them operate it. And so how will you. How will you signify when you want. It lit up. Hit him with fireworks. Steve as the guy's name steve an an room but it and he can do. I told them if if there's at times where it might apply to a joke like they can do like the red white and blue flag. They can do they can just type in like colorado state flag and make it look like it so i if there's a moment in a joke and i'm going to go through my set but if there's a moment joke i might have them hit it so we'll see i don't know i'm i'm sure i'm going to have them keep it off in the majority of the show because it's distracting as fuck to me. Yeah but I had diarrhoea. I seven days straight. This is when this is at the end of go. Big show dyer rising great diarrhea. Because you're eating three meals for each meal a day. I wonder if my body was like i give up. This is too much and we need to get all this out like you're going home. We can't take this with us. It's almost like it's almost like kabul airport like just get it out so so you were just shitting all day. I wish shitting shooting probably six times a day. My asshole was. I felt like it was a prolapsed asshole like tender. Yeah and by the way. Thank you for pushy. Let me tell you something you you wanna be when you have diarrhea like that a day and shit so much that i think i had like fissures on my asshole like it. I think i'd burned holes in my asshole. And i would just sit with that pushy and it would each my astle. I would like just let it go and just on the hardest dick ago the just oscillate and just it was almost itching. My asshole for me pretty nice. It's the best and wait did you were you eating aggressively as you had diarrhea not about say no and then i was like yeah pretty aggressively like. Would you call a tall stack of pancakes pancakes. Those eating whatever the and then. And then i would. I would catch myself eating spicy food going. What are you doing what are you doing. I was putting jalapenos on the honest thing. And i was like. Why are we doing this. This is a bad idea. I ate hotheads. Hotheads sends us hot sauces nam. One that is fucking It is almost unin joe. I don't think people would qualify it as unenjoyable. I think you could qualify this hot sauce as technically ruining a meal. That's how hot it is but for the fucking select few like myself that love it when it gets so hot. You're just like making faces as you eat it. You like you like that. i love it i want. I wish i knew what that hot had sauce was. Because it's so fucking good. It's so hot put on by last night. Oh so goddamn good but theoretically if you gave it to someone if you said here's two dishes i'm going to put this topic on this one and then one on that one. Nothing on that one. That one guy would take a bite and go. It tastes good. You go to the other one we go. I can't taste anything my mouth fire. I'm sweating. i think. I'm gonna throw up like burt likes. How do you like that. I have no idea. I don't know there's gotta some some type and why do people like hot sauce. It's got there's because it. It isn't enjoyable yet. I used to put it on more. I use. I use less than i used to it. Releases endorphins with instant feeling of pleasure from head to toe. People crave the food the same way. They crave sweet and salty. Yeah i fucking love it. There is stuff that's too hot. that's the one i'm talking about. But isn't that like the bomb. You know on hot ones dude. He does it. you get eighth instead of tenth. I'm gonna die. The bomb is an interesting hot sauce in my opinion because the first time i had listen. This is the hottest hot sauce. I've ever had in my life and i qualify that as not enjoyable. No it's total meal ruining but but if you if you put it on a gravy right like so leeann makes those country fried steaks and i will take. I will take them. And i'll cut them into bites and i'll put it covered in gravy. And then i'll put just a dab of do bomb on there and fuck. I remember telling someone remember telling someone who liked hot sauces. I was like this is really hot. And they're like no. I'm i'm good without sauces like no. This is like hey. Let's start a tv show about how hot this is and then film people eating. How hot this is and it will get millions and millions of views and then like i don't get it hot ones and this is the the fucking this is the it's worse than all of them and they took a bite and they're like why that's why would you have that. That isn't why. Who does this and i was like. I love it. I love it. I don't know why i like it. You like a bomb. I put the bomb on. Like i'll put the bomb on stuff like in a chilly. I'll put the bomb chilly. But does it you kind of dilute it though already diluted. You can't go. you can't like the way you do it on hot ones with the wing. That's like oh my god. Have you ever stomach rumble right now. Oh my god. I forgot to tell you the one of the funniest. Okay i wanna do. I wish you could do standup about seeing things that you can't explain why they're so funny but in the moment it's the most brilliant action ever okay so guy. I thought this one. That reminded me of this one. So i was at a buffalo wild wings. I i'm sure i've told you about. This isn't a buffalo wild wings. I wish i could tell you exactly where it was. I'm by myself on the road. I love buffalo wild wings. i've been kicked out of three of them. I go in by the way for bullshit reasons one is. I took my shirt off at a conor mcgregor fight and they were like you need to leave now and i was like there's a child in here and then and then touring utah for standing and drinking. Come on let's get fucking real. Utah can't stand and drink because then kids might see you standing and writing. Yeah you can't stand and drink in utah. You cannot stand the beverage you have at your table and drink it like a mormon or you can stand and drink and they kick you out twice the second time i was like. There's no way this is real. So i'm a buffalo wild wings and i hear and i hear a young a young couple. I'd say sixteen years old seventeen years old. I type shit right sit down. I'd say three tables away from me right but but just catty-cornered so i can. I'm hearing all those things and it's fucking adorable. He's like he's like he's a good seat and she's like it is and he's like So are you like a soda person. And she was like. I am and he goes switch soda. And it's like i eight. Yeah and she goes she goes. I like sprite and he goes. I'll sprite also and the lady comes up and he she goes Can get you guys something to drink. And any orders for both of them will both have strep sprite. She was awesome. She walks away. And i'm like. Oh how cool is this like a first date and then the lady comes back and the kid is in charge now right. He's feeling is balls and he's like like i know what we're doing what we're doing and laid back and he's like. I think we'll both be doing the buffalo wild wings challenge. I'm like okay. This is my favorite meal ever so then the same flint waiter waitress comes to me and go. Hey can i get the buffalo wild wings challenge also only see how hot these are and she was like she's again no one gets them. It's like if you get type of the buffalo wild wings challenges. Is there hottest fucking ten wings. I don't even think you win anything. But you gotta eat their hearts out his ten wings as a horrible thing to do on a date especially i eight on the blazing challenge the blazin challenge right. So they're so fucking hot there. So fucking hot i take a bite of one and i no longer can feel my mouth. You can just turn it. I don't look anyone who vomits or regurgitates during the challenges officially disqualified. So this this guy in this girl and the girls like is this fun. News like a young. He's like my older brother. And i did it listening to pitch it to his girlfriend first date and i could not stop fucking laughing because i got the wings. I tried the wings. And they're fucking unimaginably hot. This episode of two bears one k. 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Apply see draftkings dot com for details. Now this is the one that just happened to me today. And i wanted to tell you today. Now there's a couple levels to this okay. David tell you about the time. Sneezing that chinese ladies mouth remember. I never told you this. Maybe it sounds vaguely familiar. So i was in chicago over by that bean. You know that big menas and by the way this is all trackable. You can find this. This is a true story. You can find this. So there's a dunkin donuts in the in the subway station near that being within walking distance. And i'm with my friend. I think with my friend stacy or no i'm with i'm with i can't remember. I think i was with this girl. Heidi and she we were ordering coffees. And donuts for all the trip flip crew like all our crew. So i had two dozen donuts. I had two coffees. And so what i did is i had the coffees in my hand and the donuts in my arms right so i was going to carry on just going up to the top two hotels right there and as i have the coffees in my hands on the donuts in my arms i feel like i have to sneeze. And i'm like and i don't sneeze on heidi or the dunkin donuts lady so i just real quick turnaround and sneeze and as i sneeze. There's this chinese woman with her mouth open like this into her mouth. I'm gonna be sick now. You think you are. I can i can call. I probably laughing doing this to kipling about adored that close okay. Okay all right. This story that i wanted to tell you about okay. So i'm driving here. And i'm next to this asian woman and a big white suv and a dude. This is gonna sound like i'm making this up. I'm not making this up a dude in swim shoes. A bathing suit. A life vest like a outdoors hat like a like a full surround out with the thing tied in and a paddle. As if he's he's lost his back is walking across the street. in swim. shoes swimtrunks trunks a life vest. A swim shirt got his on any. He's got a kayak paddle in his hand is walking across the crosswalk as looking for his kayak looking for his kayak. I watch him and he's not crazy. He looks like a time traveler and he's walking across the street and i track him walking across. And i'm thinking where what the fuck and i looked. And then i see the asian lady tracking him to and as she drags this way. She's in cuts to me. Looks at me and her car and just goes. We should be friends moments that i had moment like that here like a week ago and i've had a few times where you ever go to your stop light and the car in front of you. just goes just like it's waiting and they just drive through the red light and you're like what are you doing and then you look at the driver next to me. He's like fucked happening. And you just want to be like. Let's hang out man. I told you about the time. I know i've told you about the time i try is used to do this as a bit the i was. This is probably almost eighteen years ago. This happened to me. I was driving on venice and taking a left on like lousiana. I think or lustiger. Maybe lebron around there but on venice going that direction and it's nighttime and And i hear just dum dum dum like just base like loud ass base and a hoop dee like like fuck in like a impala. What a old impala like exclude like that kind of car pulls up candy coat of paint all over it pulls up and i am just loud shit and my natural instinct is to look. I wanna see the car. Want to see the person driving. I'm assuming it's a black dude right. I'm assuming it's a black dude. Who if i look. You'd be like what the fuck you looking at motherfucker. That's what my head. I'm thinking right reports. Don't look don't look. I don't look and then finally i just peak out of the corner of my eye and it is a black dude. And he's eating candy coated apple going. Softest thing you could ever do. Does eating kimmy coated apple. And i looked at him. And i was like hey. And he's like. Hey like these are also the unplugging big. I've ever seen in my life. Just kidding apple. I haven't had a candy. Go to apple so long one forever. I don't think i've ever had one really. I've never had a candy coated apple now that i think we should go on a candy. Run go to candy store. That's the wall. I would by the way. I wish you were here. We could just. I bet you could shut down. Did i think what we should do. Let's do a live show. Okay whatever the fuck would we do. We have to in la right you wing. Can we do it. Can we do know in need fucking do it like a month out or some shit we could. We look we put one on when. When's your next. Your mom's house live september twenty second back due on october november. You won't do for my birthday. i'll fuck. I'm thinking working on my birthday. When's your fifth third. How'd you turn loose in the forty. Something forty nine. I'm going to be forty-nine what what what do my fiftieth birthday. A blow out brown right. I'm on of course that's the last big hurrah at sixty. It's just like well. We'll see we'll send them off in the pasture. Yeah but fifty is like it's got to be a blowout dude. Yeah okay year to plan for it. fiftieth birthday. what do you think i should do. Destination birthday and invite all my guess destinies yet. I say yes oath. My daughters will be in college. Holy shit god destination. What are you thinking. Where are you thinking croatia. That's where you wanna go. Yeah nobody's november. It's november so it's got oh where we should go somewhere where the leaves retaining its autumn. It's kinda cool out. We can wear like nice sweaters like where would be a good somewhere in canada. That could be idaho idaho oiling. Oh montana montana's destroyed and i-. I reclaimed my manley hood in montana where were just hunting and fishing and getting on horses and funding. Yeah fucking huge cabin. I told us scenario about liens looking really good. I don't know. I think i don't know what happened. But she's looking really good lately. I don't know what happened. Nobody i mean she's she's been like overstressed and and when you see her faces just doing this all the time and he's like oh and so yesterday all sudden she had this spring and her staff interface was like shiny. Like she'll great and i. I was telling us scenario offended by it. She can get offended by it. But i was saying. Like i was talking about red rocks and i was like i was gonna be fucking great when we go to jimmy buffett. We're gonna be fucking blow and we have a great time mushrooms landing and just be like kissing me and go get over your finger. This policy and she was like i'm never going say get over here and finger this pussy. Why not see. That's where the disconnect. I need you to say and that will happen in. Montana should get on over here and fingers. Busy destination montana. Okay you want to know you want to know. Real baller move. Okay yeah okay case. Plant the seed and ensure. I need you to harvest this for me. Fiftieth birthday we all go to this beautiful ranch in montana. We have a great great great great weekend for blast and then on the last night there right last night there. Leeann this is part. You gotta get leeann puts down the and goes this ranches years. That's fucking awesome. Awesome right and she won't do it though because she sucks. Yeah or okay. I got an eye on something for you for your birthday really. It's about two hundred eleven thousand dollars. Wait a minute. I gotta get your birthday present ready. Yeah i'm starting to get nervous about birthday presents. Because i think we've i think we've might have fucking made this deal with devil like i'm looking at birthday presents for you right now. Got me fucking cdu. You think some high powered you know artillery shit that exciting to you. I'll tell you what i want. I mean honestly leeann there for my fiftieth. It'd be great to just like i'm talking like you ever seen the video where they dropped the bomb into that little sleeve and then they all like this. I wanna do that shit. Wait what i know. Let's just join the military because you want to blow shit up. That'd be cool. I've i've a fantasy not a fantasy. But like i keep thinking like in my head if there was an like. I'm on the road right. And there's a tackle on l. a. And my family is that i turned into a fucking mercenary. And i just go in blackwater styles start murga ring people in afghanistan. You just big destination. Afghanistan's our biggest enemy. I think these days are china. I'll go get going to china and just start fucking slaughtering people got Breeze it is gonna make some real rambo shit. I'm really into blackwater. These days. i read up on blackwater. Is that your flip company. No that's free water. No blackwater was the the mercenaries that did that took care of iran. Do you you think. Saddam hussein had a day. Yeah i do a lot of his palaces. Were equipped with them. I'll tell you one thing that is probably an unpopular opinion. That's gonna be the name of mine. Special unpopular opinions some no joking. Saddam hussein went out like a fucking gangster. Think so yeah. Have you ever seen his fucking execution footage. Yeah he was talking to the guy before. Yeah just like fuck you fuck. All of you that that was me i would have been like cry. Please don't do this please. don't do this. No no no. I guess you guys. We'll never know where the treasure is. Then me i'd be like money as ted bundy. Did you guys want to know where the other bodies you like. Oh yeah you're not. That tough indicates that we celebrate like doctors documentaries on ted bundy ted bunch so many and they never stopped making them. There's so many documentaries on him and he caused so much tragedy in so many people's lives. Yeah and i understand that that people are like stop making shit about sky. We get it. We get the story. Harvey weinstein did nothing compared to ted bundy right but there will never be a documentary on harvey like it's crazy that the already documentary about harvey or there might be there might be but nobody you think of like we're cancel. Culture is and you go. You go on sorry. Did nothing compared to ted bundy. But if ted bundy showed up today there like giving talk show love to hear your killed more people. Yeah i mean. I guess it's just a fascination can you. Can you imagine that was your daughter that was killed and then all of a sudden. Oh yeah everyone's gonna fucking. He's he's trending on netflix. And you're like what fuck always always and they. They've made a few scripted movies about him now and documentaries and tv shows and they keep making them myth. It's fucking crazy. John wayne gates. I get chill bumps. When i think of how john wayne wanggai's used to kill his his people god he would go. He would do this thing we go. He had trick handcuffs tricking cups. In this case the kid would be like real gay here. Handcuff me so handcuff him. And then he'd get outta me like see he's like your other to you and he was like okay puts his hand by zach and they put on real handcuffs. Like shouldn't shouldn't have to happen in life. I shouldn't now. That should be something that's outlawed. That i mean it is outlawed. Like the idea that that your your life could have that in it and that's how it ends that funds. That's what's fucking me up about. My arm is the fragility of life is like killing me. That is just is just a heroin from oh shit. I don't know how to deal with this. Who what a great way to leave a podcast. The whole john wayne gay. See fucking leap. Off was nice top ten serial killers. Who do you think. Cv name the top ten zero killers. What do you mean by top ten though. Let's stop name. If the top i if you said top ten most google or whatever serial killers like the ones. That are the biggest. It's well the ones that are the most google. we could probably figure that out or close to it. I mean it's probably bundy bundy. Gase casey dahmer. Yup i got that one too. I mean berkowitz right. Sam yeah I don't know Through ramirez oh yeah oh. yeah for. Sure he'd he'd be up there. Eileen were no shit. I forgot about her. And then there's henry lucas. Even though there's that whole stories about how much of his shirt was made up and then type in to give me give me a list of top top ten serial killers and see if we're on track. Ted bundy is number one. Okay pedro lopez. What the fuck. But we didn't you specifically said most googled. Oh yeah but who. Who's pedro lopez. Go back go back. Go back go back. He sounds like a middle infielder. He was a he was in three hundred murders in colombia and ecuador. Oh yeah that's that's presentation. yeah tribal women. After in the eighties. They found fifty of his preteen victims. The graves of fifty of his victims. What was that guy who is the l. a. guy. Remember the guy. They only got him a few years ago and he knows well. It's wife solved right now. No that's that's that's also super prolific. That you're talking about The golden state killer. I'm talking about the south. La guy you're talking about is a south la alani lonnie. Something is his name. This guy the grim sleeper sleeper yanni. David yeah look look at his. He just died. Yeah how many people is he responsible for. Probably say somewhere in there. I can't read it Responsible for at least ten. Murders and one attempted murder in los angeles from eighty five to two thousand seven. Oh my god he was killing. Mostly i think black prostitutes and they just didn't even know i guarantee you no one gave a fuck ya. They didn't put any effort into it. The grim sleeper see. I think the problem is. They're giving them cool names. So if you gave them really bad names like the the little dick. Bandit then you'd be like real earlier. Go back to that list. You had before this. The looking at sleeper jack the ripper we jack rivers fucking og. Jeffrey dahmer yeah. We listen him. If they call. Jeffrey dahmer the gay cannibal. He'd be like guys hold on. It's not exactly what i was doing. Dr death who's dr death. What year is it in. Two thousand four Between nineteen seventy two and nineteen ninety. Doctor death the fucking grim sleeper. The the night stalker. They're cool nicknames. If they gave him bad nicknames like a the probably got molested by his father but really wanted to fuck his mother killer might make them kill more. Maybe you don't want to piss them off. Yeah we come up with our serial killer nicknames. I see if there's a way to come up with your serial killer name because you know there's like your porn star name and your rutan name. Your wu tang names. Oh yeah killer named raider. This is saying that. I can't believe that i just thought of this and this is something someone did. How do we come up with it. The tell you put it in here and let's see. Let's put in tom's name. No i think i did this wrong. Killer name generators by the trial butcher was one of them. There's a serial killer named generator there. Yep so what generation. What year were you born in burt. Seventy two gen-x gen-x What do you currently do in life. You do not working. Do not work in an office. Yup was your deepest desire internet or peace a compassionate world personal growth finding true love understanding other people personal growth. What you say is your strongest quality. Stand up what is it confidence. Creativity creativity creativity boy. This big test. Jesus how many keep going beyond. What role do you play in your friendships. I like to make my friends laugh at. How often do you work out every day all day. Why did you take this test. I'm looking to kill people. Is that one of the things. It looked fun. I was bored. My friends encouraged me to do so all the above. None of the above all of the above my hero. Dj about when you sleep. I dream fucking crazy. The dream that you're drowning fighting a running away from war about flying about animals flying. Oh my god fucking right. This is just started answering willy. Nilly doesn't matter. i don't want to name. Just click and go next click. It doesn't matter next and then pick one of these. I am a male type. Your name here. I can meet a fucking name prosecute me. Well what are we prosecuting. Me still put my kenneth killer. Atomic sheds this is terrible. Go to wu tang named generator. Tang it's so much. Kill under that name quicker. Wutang generator all right. Tom girl from this day forward. You will also be known as rough overlord type in berkshire. Only my name is all right bert kreischer. From this day forward you will also be known as misunderstood warrior. That's too fucking sounds like me you. This understood warrior. all right. what's what's what's what's the rest of your day look like mine. Did you get to pick up. Pick up truck yet no. I don't have a truck yet okay. Good idea I'm going to send anti-aircraft thing to your house for. Check out. see if we can set it up your backyard. I'm going to rogin today That's going to be your big podcast. That'd be fun and then I really worked out this morning. Feeling good can eat some chicken. Hopefully i won't shit like i did yesterday where there's meatballs coming out of a glad bag and it was a good analogy right. That was really good. Yeah yeah it's fun to see you man. Kill it this week at red rocks excited for you. Thank you What am i going to see when person again. So we'll see you next week. When i'm i'm in la when you're gonna lie. Sorry not this week when you're in you're in colorado i'll be right okay and then I'll be in l. A. again in october You can have to come out to austin sometimes. So you're not a we can we do. A live can do a live one in a temporary studio in september. In austin i think so. Yeah why don't we do a to bears one cave in joe's podcast studio. We can see if we can borrow joe's podcast video and i'll fly out in september. Just come down for a day or two we can do that. And then adopt. Can you be down there for that. Yeah i will have already been the move down there okay. 'cause i wanted to. I wanted to another live on. I i missed a missing. The live ones lie. Windsor fun. Yeah let me let me. Just check your. Today's you can do it. Okay all right all right. All right love you buddy. I love you too. Men bird psalm. One goes top soi. The other wears the shirt. Tom stories and birds stop machine. There's not a chance. Inhale the dale. Ears bayer's scrapes booze amateur tala dirty jokes. Raunchy uber no apologies. Here's call on earth.

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S2 | Ep. 4: The Long Con

Have You Seen This Man?

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S2 | Ep. 4: The Long Con

"The last time. Have you seen this man. John rufo had become an apparition even in my dream in life. I just want to get a hold of him so i could talk to him. He runs away or he ignores me sightings of him were reported but never nailed down. The dodgers age is that him that for the woman he married started to wonder who was this man. She thought she knew. I think he was a pathological liar. He didn't lie a lot. I'm sunny halston from abc news. This is have you seen this man. It's nineteen ninety-seven just two weeks until christmas. And the man who knew john rufo so well was locked up at the petersburg correctional facility in virginia. Ed brynner's was feeling the sting of his first holiday behind bars by that deadly set twelve hours decorating the house upside hundred recorded line from a prison phone. He talked wistfully with a friend about what he would be doing if he were on. The outside of course would be at this house. Everybody wild by in one eight finished. But ed reiner's had more to say a lot more for that we turn again to our senior investigative reporter matthew mosque. I'm back in. Staten island in the living room of the woman that john rufo left behind when he went on the run in nineteen ninety eight linda. Lau ston remarried and raising daughter. Linda landed here in a modest. Three level fisherman's house in a working class neighborhood called stapleton heights. Most days she and her husband. Andy had out by bus. They crossed to manhattan on the ferry and catch a second bus to get to work around the room. There are few if any reminders of the life that linda lead twenty five years ago. I asked her if anything remained from that time. Just my nature yeah. Linda climbed up on a chair. To rummage through the back corners of an armoire to see what she could get out. I had the prison tapes. You do and fbi outside world melinda reach back on a high shelf and pulled out what looked like a small black canvas briefcase as she brought it towards me. I could hear the rattle of plastic inside ions zip cover and their neatly labelled or twenty-eight cassette tapes other than linda and reiner's maybe the person who knew the most about rufus life before he went on the run reiner's was not only rufus partnering crime a- dashing philip morris executive whose life had skidded off the rails but linda believes reiner's was a toxic figure who manipulated her husband and sent him down a poisonous path. I always thought he was snake. Like a snake. Charming but there was something something about you but linda said rufo admired. Brynner's right from the start and he says because ed made it from the streets and made it the hard way he coined a lot of the hard way. The two men became a sort of swindling odd couple with rufo. The bookish computer geek and reiner's the swashbuckling financier rufo short and unassuming reiner's tall with thick care rolling through manhattan with leading man. Looks after his arrest. Reiner still carried. Some of that. Bravado talked about spinning the project star story into a hollywood film. He thought actor kurt. Russell should play them on the big screen. He seemed to welcome the national attention. This is him going on tv. Beige prison jumpsuit. To tell his tale to sixty minutes. I actually thought we wouldn't get pissed phase. One would've made the first presentation they would've civil we have to talk to the president or the cfo of the company or whatnot. And that didn't come about. They bought it easy but as the years passed all that faded and when his seventeen year sentence and did she seemed to crave privacy. I tried several times to reach reiner's and in response. He sent an angry email subject. Line not interested. It's yesterday's news. He wrote leave me alone. While the ed reiner's of twenty twenty one is resolved to stay quiet. The reiner's from those early days in the months after his arrest is someone we can still hear from. That's because he agreed to become a key government witness against rufo and at the request of rufo's lawyers the bureau of prisons turnover. Nearly four hundred hours of prison. Phone recordings at the your name. The prison tapes. Some of which linda held onto in the back of her living room. Armoire there on cassettes so there. Greeny and the dean of prison drones on behind reiner's thick long island accent. But the recordings provide an unflinching. Look at ed reiner's downfall from his three million dollar trump palace condo crumbling century-old virginia jail fluent rats. Running around cockroaches up with it. I sat down and started listening to the tapes. Not so much to learn about reiner's but to see if those recordings might shed. Fresh light on his co-conspirator john rufo in the two years following reiner's arrest in march of nineteen ninety six that partnership that made him in rufo one of the country's most successful criminal tandems was wrenched. Apart from his jail cell. In virginia greiner started working with the fbi. He hoped to become the star witness. Who would bring down rufo and he dreamt of seeing a decade or more shaved off his sentence. Back in new york rufa was waiting for his own trial with a one hundred and fifty nine count fraud indictment hanging over his head during this time. The computer firm. Ccs state ben but it was tense. I tracked down a number of employees from that period. Most of whom knew nothing about projects star while it was happening. They told me it was a people were quitting and legitimate clients. Big law firms established companies. They were racing for the exits john. Von on was a sales rep at the time he had nothing to do with rufus crimes and he told me how rufo tried to spin the news and the investigation. What did he say he's innocent. Ed reiner's is at ryan. His light to me was a liar at this is all going to be cleared up. He put everything on Headliners criminal attorney. Jed burstein was piecing together a more elaborate to fats. The case would have two pillars one pinning the scam on ed reiner's and a second resting on a more fantastical notion that the swindle was all part of rufus secret work for the. Us government like those tales. Rufo spun about cia capers and fbi pals at all sounded far fetched. Burstein had been guarded with me about how he planned to support the outlandish sounding claims then one day in early twenty twenty one. He called with news. Those unclassified files. I had asked for back in his office a year earlier. They had finally been delivered from storage. If i was willing to drive to his house in the new york suburbs he'd be happy to let me see them. I pulled up to his door a few days later. How are you on bursting. Lead me through a winding series of hallways and into an unfinished garage. They're stacked on the floor. Were four cardboard boxes. They had the logo of city side. Storage a stenciled image of the manhattan skyline that still included the twin towers. Each box was labeled and thick black marker with one word rufo. I didn't know yet if these boxes would hold answers to any of the riddles about roofers past or as is so often the case they would just raise more questions but burstein seem convinced the contents would speak volumes. Everything you haven't talked. Oh great john rufus. Crime was grand in scale. The bernie made off his day and his disappearance every bit as confounding as db coopers and yet rufus garnered very little lasting attention except from those closest to the case like retired. Us marshal berry bo writer. Who told me he simply couldn't let go of all the old materials from the investigation. After my visit with judd burstein. I headed to various house in delaware to see what he had berry. Has sandy hair and the youthful weathered look of someone comfortable at the beach. He's living out his retirement on a beautiful stretch of the mid atlantic coast. When i arrived led me into a garden house. He had converted into a guestroom and office there. He had a mini cassette recorder out on the table. And he offered to walk me through some of his old interviews to figure. Out how to rewind. You describe what these are. These are what are they micro cassettes and this is probably the same recorder. I use back then. Very began playing an interview that he and his partner had conducted with one of rufus. First clients a manager at woodland cemetery is abroad so you went to woodland cemetery to go talk to him and do you remember why you were interested in talking to him. Well we knew that. Ccs had done work for would lawn cemetery and when we heard cemetery and what he was doing it for the cemetery where like this sounds a lot like could have been doing the exact same thing. It was legit business. Plan is basically. He was selling them. You know computer whitman. Same as project star saying projects star barry would discover that the cemetery officials who had given rufo his start eventually suspected they were being cheated and that rufo was charging them for computer equipment. He wasn't actually supplying the manager told barry he never pegged rufo as the type of guy who would scam them there. He said he believed years. Before project star. This was where rufo began to bend from a legitimate businessman into something more crooked. We were one hundred percent off that roof. You know this is where he learned how to do this. All started of more interest to bury though was another resource cemetery may have inadvertently offered to rufo. his company was was building. These databases for cemeteries so rufo had the head. Access to the identities of tens of thousands of dead people probably had multiple identities that he had established years earlier in the event that he was ever caught so he could've in theory setup bank account cell and that you know government documents and all the things you would need to change identities before he ever exact disappeared. I think that that's what happens. That's exactly what he did as he dug deeper very says he started to see the first sharp outlines of the to john. Rufo's dr. jekyll courteous. And dull. And mr hyde phrasing and slippery a cheap. Think reiner's told us that he tried to be a big shot. You know go out and spend a ton of money on wine and dinners and stuff trying to impress people but then he talked with linda like we had chinese takeout like on sundays sitting on a thirty year old so they used to belong to my parents or something like that. It's like where it was all the money i it was almost like. He had to identities that he was living whole seattle. Whole another life very heard more about this. In an interview. With one of the brokers who helped rufo trade stocks the broker never knew the millions they were risking had been stolen at one point. She says rufo talked all the time about being a millionaire. Who could blend in anywhere the tapes in bed shape but you can just make out what she allah is. We listen to the scratchy micro cassette recordings very also picked up on those same serious whispers of fbi agents and soviet nationals. In rufo life. It was tough to tell what the broker was talking about when the tape jammed did she say rufo had contacts in kazakhstan. So i asked berry. What was this was rufo doing work for the government or not. The fbi never mentioned it. The us attorney's office never mentioned it. It was but then berry paused during those early years. He also kept knocking into these claims so he's finally asked the fbi point blank head. Rufo been working with them. Yeah it's it's true on. That was relevant. Maybe it would have been a good day to tell us they are now. There's nothing there. There's nothing there but if you look back at the history of the case you know the the plea deal. Jim being allowed to voluntarily surrender. None of that makes any sense at all. It just lead you to believe that there's more going on than just a simple trod case. It was. I had a prior relationship with the fbi. Did a at this point. They were two years into the manhunt. It would seem the us. Marshals were only just hearing about a key. Detail in rufo's biography very told me he was done. The fbi had kept him his partner in the dark. There was no reason for the us attorney's office in the fbi to withhold. That information from and i. We both had top secret security clearances today to give you an explanation for why they didn't tell you. They said that they didn't think we've followed him. But i mean. I assume everything's relevant when you're looking for somebody every i mean one of the things that we always tell who's everything that's relevant for two years following ed reiner's arrest. John rufo remained free. Insisting he was duped by reiner's like else the fbi used these claims to prod reiner's for evidence on rufo drilling deeper during long phone calls them in their offices in virginia and reiner's on a recorded prison line. Our headliners reiner's began laying out a clear picture of rufo. Not as the duke who had been taken by reiner's but as a con man at the top of his game in reiner's words rufa was a kingpin. John cities other identical scheme. I was just. I was a key. Play this game but he all right then. Maybe of course reiner's figured that by helping the government build a case against rufo. He could knock significant years of zone. Seventeen year sentence but he also seemed intent on making it clear rufo was an operator you know what why what how i became involved with because i want the judge to realize that this guy brought you and this guy is done this stuff before and i don't use that he had done this. Yes i want judge to realize that. You're not the mastermind. This guy was roussel. Me publicly pushed the notion that reiner's lead project star but behind bars. Reiner's was pushing back like when an article in virginia newspaper quoted rufus lawyer penny the whole scam on reiner's that'd be like left sushi code by burnt down. He was gonna be reiner's told the. Fbi what he knew about other schemes rufo had cooking like one involving a mysterious partner named bruce gregory who was supposedly in new york. Union official leasing computers from rufus firm. Bruce gregory was a name that surfaced repeatedly on letters and on the signature line of contracts. But reiner still this lawyers. He never met him. I hurt when you stacked up. Rufo's history of scheming reiner's thought the picture was clear we've got a little. I was in supporting play. Why did it take him. It given the evidence against rufo. Reiner's believed his one time partner would soon be sitting right where he was behind bars but he also knew rufo and as rufus trial date neared. Reiner started warning people. They better keep an eye on him. I he mused about it to his lawyer surprise that would make i now. Even more stunning reiner shared these premonitions with the fbi even before rufa was released with only an ankle monitor. One of the fbi agents asked reiner's if he thought rufo would try and make a run for it. I think the real numbers. I think there's a possibility. Yeah put his keep an eye out. If you haven't that. I would keep an eye on the way out to see what was going to happen. That with the reality it was april. Eighteenth nineteen ninety eight two years. After reiner's i went to jail when the government made a surprise announcement just days before rufa was supposed to go on trial he and the prosecutors had inked a deal. Rufo would plead guilty and there would be no need for reiner's testimony and no reduction in his seventeen year sentence. Reiner's sounded crashed on the phone with fbi. Agent jack mullany keep tried to make sense of his fate. What i did. I'm not a bad guy. Legally still but i was wrong but i used to try to keep my not get into sub stupid. You didn't try to hurt anybody and you wanted to put this. Just get my life back on. Mullany one of the fbi agents who spent two years building the case against rufo said he also was stunned. Ed reiner's had done everything he could have asked from a witness while rufo stonewalled now the two men would receive nearly identical sentences. Mullany admits he wondered how had rufo pulled this off. I was devastated when they told me pleading now and going to get sentenced to the same amount. It made no sense to me. Something was going on there that we did not know about. If there were clues about what convinced prosecutors to cut a deal with rufo rather than forge ahead with a trial that might yield a bigger sentence and send a stronger message. They might be somewhere in the files. That judd burstein it used to prepare rufus defense in those file boxes at his suburban home. You could see. He had collected volumes of material. So this is all stuff that would have been presented in court the financials and the shoe yet into stuff before leading me look at them bursting carefully. Peace to the files to remove anything that might be marked classified but what remains she said would make it clear. Obviously there was something going on with the russians. Okay classify a a lot of that was classified on the other hand. You can assume that has a responsible lawyer if there was stuff in there that i thought really contradicted. The the underlying defense have gone forward with certain. As i began to look through the files i saw. There was a letter from federal prosecutors. They were responding to bursting demands for records of rufus. Were for the fbi. They wrote that. They had to remove quote certain symbol references file numbers codenames and code words from pertinent rufo files. I defense was real. He was plainly doing stuff for the russian because they were still so many questions. Why for instance had bursting files included copies of the criminal. Indictment of earl pitts. That was the guy. Linda mentioned to me. Who's prosecution was being led by one of the very same lawyers working the rufo case. There is a limit in terms of what i can tell you. What did any of this have to do with projects star. Prosecutors argued nothing in one filing marked as unclassified. They asked the judge to block burstein from raising it. All they said quote mr rufo cannot bootstrap his past totally unrelated knowledge of classified. Fbi foreign intelligence initiative to his defense in court the prosecutors went even further about rufus worked for the fbi one prosecutor said if ever deemed relevant to this case. I will eat those files still now. It was clear rufo's boasts about secret government work. They were not all puffery berry. Bo rate suspected it. All along in the fbi was was basically. I wouldn't say using him or he was using them but they were working together. There was more in those old files. Federal investigators had drilled into rufo's finances and everything reiner's had been saying emerged in black and white rufa was not just running one con project star. He was operating a web of other schemes to an array of corporate. Shell companies. you definitely knew he was doing. I mean he was. He was a good criminal bombing he was it was a swindler. The department of justice tracked one of the firms called our in our cim group to an account in switzerland another entity worldwide regional exports was selling shipments of diapers in russia and investing in turkish. I glass company yet. Another firm sand lean leasing company appeared to have an office in puerto rico. Linda later helped me make sense of some of the company names he used like one called linen systems signing systems. Did you ever in your linda in so they use my name surname than the an but what was he doing with them or does companies. And we're we're all these companies really based the feds tracked one of them to a mailbox at grand central station and another to a small rental space on fifth avenue called prime office centers. The one base there was purported to run by. Bruce gregory that mysterious partner ed reiner's had heard about the receptionist said prime office centers told the fbi. She remembered bruce gregory and she described him stocky all ding five foot. Five with a mustache and glasses. The agents showed her a photo array and she spotted him right away. Bruce gregory was john rufo jack. Mullany told me he'd never seen anything like it. I think if believed he was a secret. Agent deception was everywhere when the fbi went to interview a supposed- business partner of rufo's a man who went by robert skains. They found another fake. An old friend of reiner's name wayne wayne told them he took five hundred bucks to pose as robert atkins for attorney judd. Burstein all. This subterfuge made it harder to craft what he called a good faith defense where he could argue. That rufo thought project star was just one more secret government operation. The difficulty was is that a good faith defense. Only the men that the jury finds that you willful wide about something you know. The material in terms of the facts of the case the whole good-faith defense has lost. It was this problem. Bursting told me that ultimately persuaded him to pursue a plea deal it costs his client seventeen years but he would face considerably more at trial. And with all these lies he simply could not go before a jury you rarely do. I have clients. Fool me that badly he did. I believe necessarily. That story was true. One of my mentors said that a trial is circumcised. Search for the truth but the The criminal defense lawyer is not part of the search party. Those ugly details could have spelled disaster for rufo's prospects at trial but they had the opposite location for the us marshals. Who now had the mind. Boggling job of finding him rarely if ever have they chased a fugitive with so many false identities and companies and bank accounts at his disposal. We always thought that the way we're going to find rufo was to find the money with so many names and companies. Finding that money would be much harder than they ever imagined. Varied within those old files recordings. One other detail caught the attention of investigators. Remember that woman on the damage micro cassette recording that buried berated saved. She said something interesting about a proposition. Rufo may to her in the months before he vanished. He asked her to run away with him to sicily. I'd heard some of the rumors about rufo's crude habit of making romantic overtures. But there was something different about this having nothing to do with this conduct. It was what he said. This would not be the only time we'd hear rufo talking about italy. It was where his grandparents were from and linda told us he even explored italian citizenship. And then there was something else something she discovered in the pocket of a coat he had left behind when he fled. I found scribble notes in his suit pocket. After he went to the last hearing in the closet it looked like he took the name of these three bobbers. He used to go to since he was a teenager. And one of the move to italy. When i called one of those barber's shop. They told me that yeah. John said he's gonna go. You guys are going to go to italy soon. And he wanted to look up. My brother. Italy and that barber would only grow in significance as the investigation. Move forward but if rufo at harbored a secret plan to fleet italy one person. He didn't trust with that secret. Was ed reiner's and four hundred hours of prison. Phone calls key never mentioned it. Once when the us marshals star focusing on the financial records of john rufus company. They discover some very unusual activity after the break. It was a stunning fall from. Grace stood it. Concern you that. A number of tests weren't working on. Thoroughness was devices. her story. Unbelievable voice aunt mistake. I know that we made so many mistakes. This strange saga of elizabeth homes continues. I'm rebecca jarvis. And i've been reporting on the case of elizabeth homes for more than five years and now that she's finally going to trial will be following the case and elizabeth every step of the way chris finger i think she's holder robot ducks. The dropout is back. Listen now in every tuesday during the trial. Wherever you get your podcasts. I'm in north carolina about thirty miles outside of charlotte summer day in twenty twenty one and out my window. I can see the landscape changing. I'm easing into the rural south where stately mansions mingle with fields of corn and switch grass. Just gonna come in on foot. See how that goes as i dash across a two lane. Road it dawns on me. This would be a very strange destination for brooklyn born drifter like john rufo even if he did occasionally enjoy trying on a southern drawl. It's not a bad idea. I thought of north carolina as a top retirement destination for cops not somewhere a wall street swindler would run and yet dear. I was armed with an age progression photograph to ask the central question in the ongoing manhunt. Hi i'm with abc news. I was wondering. Have you seen this man to see. Look familiar to you by path to this point began last year as i followed deputy. Us marshals. danielle. Schimdt chick and chris. Leur down a winding rabbit hole of shell companies corporate accounts and mail drops. We met up on a cold winter morning in a parking lot under the dulles airport flight path. I wound past rows of eighteen wheelers and into one of the scores of nondescript industrial parks that dot the dc suburbs nowhere. Is there a sign for the us. Marshals only an unmarked tinted glass door with a high tech security key pat. What is this building the deep. Can you say with the says like a secret lair. Yeah pretty want. We don't really like put inside was a sleek suite of offices filled with deputies down a hallway beyond a command center and a communications room we met up with two of the most season financial. Investigators the agency hank martin and katy cat sitting here next to christ. Everybody's a little caesar to that. Yeah i've work here map. Katie are both young and they don't look like auditors. Hank was hunched over his laptop and a baggy sweatshirt with a trim red beard. His is barely visible under the brim of trucker's cap with an american flag patch on the front katie. Had her blonde hair tied back tight in a bun casual in goose down vest. Lucy sat around a conference table with chris and with danielle who stumbling through a stack of white binders labeled rufo comma. John thickly you are rufo room. Essentially so full of boxes evidence from the original case so bank statements credit cards. Financial reports checks stuff from the cemeteries and basically. What we're trying to do is just recreate the whole scheme all over again. So hopefully financial folks can on come up with a private and maybe kadian. Hank spent days going through the stacks of materials and today. They wanted to discuss something that caught their eye. Katie held up one of the binders. 'cause the one i want to talk about this this one doors one thing i wanna talk to you about. It's about 401k's the retirement accounts from rufus computer company. Cs there was a fair amount money in this fund but unlike other rufo accounts this one wasn't seized by the fbi as katie scandal list of account holders. Not all the names on. The ledger looks familiar. None of these aims besides rufo and his wife but promoter and there's a ton of names minor standing with that not as many people for him if you want to look at the top and just see if any of these names sound familiar to you guys. Danielle pulled up a list of ccs employees on her laptop and slowly they begin scrolling through the list and comparing the names wonder john. And then something funny you have. A 401k account called fourth ninety and that's the room was quiet as hank a check on his laptop or from ninety six account with the social security number on that social security number belongs to someone who has been deceased. It was around this time. That chris danielle began nurturing a theory about john rufo after his escape all the attention of the fbi and the us marshals was focused on the millions that rufo had borrowed from banks through projects star. There was about thirteen million dollars unaccounted for and that was the bank. Roll that warranted attention. But maybe they were looking at the wrong pot of money. There was other money that had never been accounted for. That's money we know of. We have trail and that may be a lot more relevant than we actually think as opposed to this mysterious millions which you know it's always just been kind of assume that rubio had tucked away which we ever reason to believe. Yeah it's interesting could see. The fbi spent all that time. Auditing that the invested money. But maybe there was other money that he was actually making use of that. They weren't looking in the right place that sexy to look for the millions of dollars. But when you're looking at the low level counts with thousands of dollars that may have been more relevant than initially thought one small detail. Chris danielle a sense that for a one. K accounts could be important about a week before rufa went on the run. He's visited a bank to make a strange request. He wanted signing authority for his company's retirement funds one of the former employees that i interviewed who had nothing to do with projec- star. Remember when this happened peter. Mogavaro was a computer specialist. Their key in a group of colleagues had filed a lawsuit against rufo just weeks before he fled. They had alleged that rufa was failing to pay them a promise. Bonus i spoke to peter by phone about what he remembered in the week or two before he disappeared he had gone in and gotten signing authority for all the 401k. Plans is that. Do you think what what what what i had heard that. He rated that someone else charter. Somebody can be off his head that he got himself along so once you found out he fled with all this money and disappeared. That's it there's nothing you can do what you sorta ghost now as changqing katie dug deeper into the list of retirement account holders. They were increasingly convinced. Something wasn't right for starters. Two of the supposed- employees had social security numbers. That were in sequential order. Oh yeah that one zero three two one in the slow three to to come on. Because that's what was. That's how i'd make up with virtual on one. Two three eighty said she wondered if this might be part of some other rufo scheme or may be these. Social security numbers were part of his escape plan. We went on the run. I would say i would lean toward stats on run money right good point but he could also that entire time he could have been driven money into an account for going run right. Chris realize the names on these bizarre accounts for people who died decades ago. Yeah versus that's something you'd find in a for both of those. Actually the date of birth is an eighteen year. Old people were getting computers. Cert- 401k hank. Continued digging into these. Two names many turned his computer around to show the others what he had found the. And if you the sit there oh. These recipients of retirement money from john rufus company who both appeared to be long dead when the payments were made now appeared to be living in a million dollar home in north carolina and the name of the street. Sheffield lame nice house. Yeah i wouldn't mind living in that interesting for somebody who has social security number associated with him in that account. That's from dead person. It was obviously used and the person she with obviously has another social security number associated with. Yeah the man. Seven thousand square foot home by drive onto strike. The gold lane was interrupted almost immediately by a high iron fence. This community of stately mansions was gated. So i pulled my rental car across the street alongside an empty lot and crossed over to the entrance. Did john rufo lived beyond that gate. All i could do was wait as cars approached and asked i. Hi my name is matthew moscow reporter with abc news. I'm doing a podcast about a long missing. Fugitive this man. I showed the driver the us marshal flyer with the age enhanced photo of rufo and there was a lead that put him on. Strike the gold lane. Which is i guess curious. Have you seen this man. Does he looked familiar to you. He does not doesn't look like somebody who lives here in the neighborhood. Now you seen this man. Does he look familiar to you. I have not never seen that person. Unfortunately okay i have not seen this person though. I don't doesn't look familiar earlier. No does not look kremlin binding. John rufo was not going to be as simple as this at this moment. Chris and danielle still believe the trail of money could point them in the right direction but as with everything else about a case this old and complex the hunt will not be easy. Do you guys have any sense of what you're learning or what you're able to learn from the finances. Are they complicated or they simple like. What's your sense so far. I'd say. I think chris will degrade their complicated. It's like every time they have more work ahead to see if these retirement funds maybe paid for rufo scape. There was one detail about those bogus accounts that did not escape. Chris and danielle's attention those long deceased account holders. They were italian owner. John rufo did board a flight. Jfk airport that day nineteen ninety eight. There was one destination at the top of his list. But how did he get out of the country and who might be able to help him. Rufo left behind his account of his secret government. Work the rufo diaries. That's from shady. That went on with the fbi and the us marshals develop a new lead from relatives of an old friend and so he says. Yeah i i. I think i know where he lives. So he knows what rufa. That's what he said next time on. Have you seen this man If you have any information that can help a us. Marshals fine this man call one eight seven seven wanted two. That's one eight seven seven nine two six eight three three two or send a tip from your phone through the. Us marshal app called u. s. m. s. tips. That's us ms tips. And if you haven't already follow this podcast and make sure you get new episodes. As soon as they're released let us know what you think with a rating and review. Have you seen. This man is a production of abc audio and the abc news investigative unit written and reported by senior investigative producer. Matthew mosque field production by alex ball additional reporting by kate holland produced by susie lou and kate holland mixing and mastering by evan viola. Special thanks to erin fair. Lewis millman layton. Schneider aaron katersky. Brenda salinas baker. Josh cohen chris vlasto and stationed sheesh cindy galley matthew mosque and liz alessi are executive producers. I'm sunny hostile. News on winner of nine. Edward r murrow awards more than any other network including winning the award for overall excellence in both television and radio. Abc news is america's number one source.

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Twenty twenty one and literally and maybe a couple of hours after the podcast published Photos started circulating of an incredibly visibly pregnant olivia von walking through a parking garage. Just cemented choice. Really call cherry on top of the cake. However what i did not foresee was the absolutely exhausting seven days of dawn laney discourse that followed issur first of all the initial reaction was like. Wow fuck she's pregnant and she's incredibly pregnant and again like this was just a very quick moving relationship you know in. It seemed like and a lot of ways. Obviously there are things you don't know. Seemed like his. His ex wife was very blindsided by a lot of elements of this and again. Just like tight timeline. So that was the first reaction the second reaction was like. Actually we should let him live his life. And like what makes us think that we're entitled to any information or any opinions around dom mullany because You know obviously addiction issues and also like why do we think that we get to comment on celebrity relationships which was like. Whoa okay. Didn't see that coming. And i think it's a weird time to be discussing this of all of all people i don't know. I don mullany sparked the lake. We actually never talk about celebrities. Personalized discourse rat. Just a big suing there but that was the initial backlash then. There was the backlash to the backlash that was just about like para social relationships and i never want to hear that word uttered ever again because people are like. Oh you just feel like you know don mullany and like we feel like we. We know what he wants and what he likes and actually we. Don't listen. i just. It all culminated john. Mullany went on. Seth meyers on tuesday. And this is what he said. I went through rehab heavens september. I got out in october. I moved out of my home from my ex-wife. Then in the spring i west los angeles and met and started a wonderful woman named olivia. Very clearly like laying on a timeline. Saying i did. I did not cheap. Basically was the point of this and like honestly some respect to him for like going on a talk show laying it out being like yesterday saying whatever however. I think it's just very clearly trying to you. Know kind of absolved of like any anyone thinking that there were some shady things here and so of course. People now are like trying to interrogate that time. Line being actually. They've met before. Actually they and. I just what i have to say is that it is simply not as deep like are allowed as society to be scandalised by this like we are in. It was a quick time line. And it's always fucking shady when someone gets really famous ditches the partner that isn't famous that they were with before they got famous and move onto someone else famous. Like that always something. That i don't like i don't care who it is and like i just don't think it's not deep like i don't care if he cheated or not. I think it happened really quickly. I think is kind of shady person. General doesn't even really have to do with her in general like. I think we're allowed to be talking about this and gossiping about this scandal. Is this like race. Just not that deep run of the mill celebrity news on his like. It's a little bit more complex. People know everyone is obsessed with different. People are the whole john. Mullany has on our society so intense. What time at fault. Like i like him. I think he's but this is once again. The world's suck up all the fun at. Yeah it's like we have so little. I don't know why we're examining now like it's another one of those things where it's like. Oh my god we have to go outside like please touch them. And it's like it's fine. We can talk about this and be gossiping about this fucking do you know it is not three. So that's my take away from shady and also it seemed like his wife was pretty blindsided from her posts and again like we know the specific blah blah. But like yeah that's part of it too is like she in a lot of these sources a lot of these statements in whatever like she clearly has been you know. We don't know what she if she did anything or whatever by know that. So why are we right. We just so weird to me and it really is not fun. I i this idea of john mullany saying he's a really good gay or some and it's just like okay like we just see cedar relaxed like he's a celebrity. It's fine it's fine right. I'm glad he's happy. And i'm glad that we have some fun crazy. Celebrity news talk about and that's that is true. Though this will category actually a couple things happened to seek out of the ordinary even bigger news. Scott disick ham broke up. Which you guys are really upset about and phil justice strongly as john mullany but they are done now So there. I linked october twenty twenty. Wow remind everyone he's thirty eight she's twenty but like i believe turned twenty during the course of their relationship like recently turned one and yeah they broke up. I think we've refrained from talking about whatever happened last week with you. I don't know if we'd discusses maybe not on the pod. Anyway messy stuff has been happening with scott this. I have a personal believe. He has been in love with courtney crash in this entire time and yes her with travis barker genuinely love is actually eating away at him and said does this is probably really affected. I don't know his current girlfriend that he's like sliding into other courtney like other ex partners of courtney's to like shit talker then get called out really messy stuff for scott disick as usual So yeah i think you know sources say there were toxic prints of like not talking. I don't know really what happened. Who's to say. But they're done and probably will not get back together. If i could be a betting woman what you guys think not i also. I think not to be cynical. But i think she's used him for what she wanted. Which is more clouds and more followers. I think that's great good. Use him for that. You're gonna get that out of it you know. He's rich like i. Buy things li yeah. He likes certain aspects of her. You know it's just. He is so gross. I'm sorry. I also love there was a i. Guess a comment that i saw on comments by celebs no comments by bravo. I'm sorry branch of comments by exactly and it was just like confirm sources that scott. The melia hamlin broke up. And then of course lisa renna. She loves to comment on instagram. I see her comments everywhere. Because i follow her but she has like one of those little emojis with the blushing one and i was like you know that lisa renna was like all into this relationship because it meant like more yes and then also on that real housewives episode. Didn't watch it but she was quoted as she was like. Why can't it be harry styles. Why is scott. I love that where she's like. What the that was fine. Don't want this. So rest in. Peace to them courtney and travis still going strong and we will see who scott next next victims. Didn't want to say but yeah and then next is we'll be really quick. I just did enjoy this a little bit. So this is just really small. Small news but kim kardashian was on her instagram stories. Talking better mak- talking about her contour and she does it. I mean obviously often in the house often her kids are running around screaming and talking to her and like north is so chaotic and hilarious. It's just really entertaining and calls her mom out for a lot of shit. So she's in the middle of a sentence and north goes. Why do you different. And then like him. What not for my videos like i'm a same. I don't talk different like guys. Do you think i'm talking different. Penelope is somehow in that room and she's like yeah you do. And they're calling him out for her fake little. Hi guys. this is a tour bubble blah. And i love the idea that they are growing up and are at an age where they're like. Hey wait this is. You are two different people and you are a fraud and i just really like it and i forward to. North colleen came out for more. That is really funny. That's i love that next to i. Hamilton yes so. Megan fox posted on her instagram. A couple of days ago. A really like she looks like her body is banging and she's just beautiful but anyway and it's like a photo of her. I guess reflected in the mirror and there's a giant marble table that she is propped up against and with the caption. When i tell you that the table at this airbnb saw some things little emoji. That's like and yes and then machine gun kelly. Her boyfriend commented on the photo. I'm really glad that's not our table anymore. Which impact at the st honed on this poor person stable and it's just okay like what. I'm happy that you're happy but also it's table okay. Airbnb be respectful exactly omega and just and just the fact that you know she had to share i get. She's like in her fun messy stage because she got married really young and had kids really young. And so now she's like i guess living what should have been her youth than with machine gun. Kelly like scalia. he's being like a messy something messing celebs exactly. Yeah and lastly were released. You're really quick. Okay christy carlson romano. I don't know if you can't scared me. What we're so scared of christy carlson romano. Because she called us out and she's going to dan. All is the most chaotic place on the internet. Not seen it. You have to look it up. We talked about her child video which was then why she got mad at us which we stand by and then she posted another video about how katy perry still recording contract and we're like wow that she's reached her peak but this week what is she posting. It was one hour though. It was the my nine eleven story. Sorry i we. We don't need that. I you know we're not anti christy. Carlson romano no of course not fascinating content from confined christie. Pop culture podcast. Sorry okay. that's all right okay. This next category is mash of category. As i'm looking through this early just like what. We all independently wanted to talk about this week all through so cake a hand that to you. It's hilarious you say that because as you said that amelia type didn't for that is exactly what this is. There's no connection here. All right i. I wanted to talk about venice. Because venice film festival was this past week and first of all just absolutely great to see celebrities on the red carpet looking fabulous doing celebrity things and i think the big viral moment was jessica chastain oscar isaac who have incredible chemistry and are actors being paid to promote a movie. And they had this moment on the red carpet. That was just chef's kiss perfect where they walked up to each other and just like mad some really sexy eye contact and then like oscar. Isaac was like admiring jessica chastain and then he kissed her arm and there was like this whole moment where they were like really in it on the red carpet and obviously it immediately blew out. People were like holy shit. When will i find this kind of love. Of course because people again are like fucking inside and can never have anything fun. People were like what about his wife. She was right there. And it's like okay. Yes she was right there. Which is how you know. It's not a big fucking deal. They're actors and friends and they're giving us just fabulous content like just enjoy it so that was great and i love them and apparently they're show together is really bad so this may be the best content. That'd be for them. Coming out of this yes and then also highlight for me was of course the we have the dune press tour. We're gone timmy. In his sparkly suit. Thank you so much for that But the real highlight was in india. Who is just out here. Giving us everything again as always. I think the highlight of her fashion. I would say was like a bow. Mond sort of like the kim kardashian. Wet look where like they kind of scoped it. He had of leather. And it looks like they're wet but like really. It's just like sort of sculpted to them and it was pulled off way better than cam. And i just have to say that. There's something about the way that sunday. Opposes on red carpets. Like she has a little like hand pose and yeah the way that it's like the it's just it's like how people don't know what to do with their hands ever and she just has this little thing where she crosses her hands in front of her. And i'm like wow. Is this the key. Like is this the cure for not knowing what she it's like. She looks so elegant every time she's so good at posing she has like this one. Go to move on. I'm mike we all do that. Would we look like we did that. Because you don't even notice it until you just said that. I'm like oh my i know exactly what you're talking about. It's so effortless i know. She's incredible. Incredible poser actually. Timmy also is. They looked really good together. They were not giving us the level of desk oscar chemistry. But i'm keeping an open mind. I hope that we'll get that maybe at some point but yeah great stuff from venice loved all of it. I know has has some quick update. Because i just saw this posted on a benefactor arrived in venice and it looks like there might be a red carpet in the very near together. Yeah other wearing masks. They're looking great. So i'm crossing my fingers for that. Wow that's huge shit. That is all i'm excited for. You think love it. Can't we this next thing was assigned to me and i believe this is kelly was not. Here's a mealy. I shouldn't on the tone of aggression contents. I would love to feeling very attack. It says kate. If you don't talk about getting his diamond ripped out from his forehead. I will plant a diamond into your forehead and rip it out so that seems like an unnecessary tone. But i didn't want to talk about this because it kind of freaked me out but again i diamond beat chose me so he was crowdsurfing at a festival. And listen if you dive into a crowd of people with a twenty four million dollar dineh anywhere on your person. I don't care it's attached or not you gotta know what's going to happen and tried to grab it as you would with a really a lot of money and it got a little bit ripped out of his forehead apparently fairly still attached so he still has. It would have been terrible. Got stolen man. Yeah really bad but now he just has like a balance forehead instead in its place because i guess it was like a little too close for comfort. So yeah so that's where the diamond is currently. It's like you can't go crowdsurfing with a diamond in your forehead. That should die may forehead one absolutely right. Yeah and next piece of news huge for me. I know we talked about it on other pods. But it's now official. Kylie jenner is having her second baby. I'm so excited posted on her instagram similar to her. I kind of like a nice little mash up over the last couple of months. Not she's pregnant. Some intimate family moments. Time with dr scott telling chris really cute and really big sucker for these like very highly baby from the kardashians. But i'm so excited. Stormy was born in february of two thousand eighteen. So she's gonna be a big sister she's featured in the video of really really cute travis kylie of kind of been on and off the last couple of years but you know according to quote unquote sources. They're back together very happy. They seem super happy. In these videos that we watch and just really excited for pregnant kylie content baby kylie content Lastly just want to give a shadow to the couple of women on tick-tock who've been investigating her nails for the last couple months and did predict that she was pregnant. You guys are the mvp's and i hope you are really proud of yourself. I needs to hire them. I'm seriously congressman and then much less exciting but also baby news that throw it in. she's an alias. Actress jennifer lawrence is having a baby with cook maroni who we feel lukewarm about. It's really really happy though. That a baby's coming baby. Yeah so yes one. Last one the dancing with the stars. I think season thirty you. Can you believe it is. The lineup is out and Here here's everyone who will be joining the season. We've got country singer jimmy allen. I've never heard of this person. No okay no Spice girls member mel c k ling empire cast member christine shoe actress malaria harden who has jammed from the love. Her youtuber olivia. Jj newly rc. Blues yeah laurie. Laughlin starter The bachelor star james. The talk co host. Amanda gluts accent about. Oh really she made. She made all the news because her husband died of covert he's broadway star signs picci's dance remember. Yeah i'm okay. She'll find love with her. Go go dancer person. Yeah actor martin cove. I think it was in those. The cobra kai series olympic medalists sunni lee professional bad reality star mike the miz ms ms shannon Real housewives of atlanta cast member kenya more peleton instructor. Cody rigsby actor. Bryanston green singer and youtube personality. Joe joe suwat and professional basketball player reality star iman shumpert so thoughts on this cast. Honestly kinda fun. Yeah absolutely should. We worship with the stars. I'm kinda never watched it before pearl for it. I'm really excited. For cody. rigsby. I am not a peleton person. We all just talking about this. People are amped about this guy on dancing with the stars. Yeah i don't. I mean i know we're gonna talk about peleton later and we can save this for that if you want but i just i i know who this is again and i don't have a right so i guess we're we are at the point where this is technically a celebrity. They're like influencers. Now the new of influencers which is like cool. I guess good for her. Yeah behind hat really excited. This episode is brought to you by pizza hut. The detroit style pizza from pizza. Hut is back. it's rectangular pizza with a crispy cheesy crust layer toppings and cheese all the way to the edge. It has those cup pepperonis with the tomato stops on top it roles available for a limited time. It's a different take on pizza. That's delicious at every way available. Three recipes detroit double pepperoni immedi deluxe in prima or. If you're feeling strong you can create your own order for contactless delivery or curbside pickup on the pizza hut app or at pizza hut dot com. No one out-pizzas. 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Every trip is a big deal to save on your next trip visit. Priceline dot com. Shall we go to cringe mode so excited for this. Okay we're excited. We know you guys are excited based on the frantic. Dmz sending amelia yesterday when she posted that instagram story. We're covering the two thousand eight ca. Lassic mama mia am so happy. Yes why don't we pick this movie. You know. I think a couple of weeks ago we were. Let's pick like an end of summer movie like to really just send it off and then if unfortunately we were like oh wait we have to watch addison ray and then we have summer awards and now. It's like awkwardly. I mean it is still end of summer. So i guess that's the choice also. We deserve a good one. I think he's all that that's why we wanted to do it. Basically do ever do anything. Also it's a classic tale but you go through. The plot really quick mandate safer lives on an island with her mom meryl streep who runs a hotel. She finds her mom's notebook the week before her wedding and realizes like she doesn't know who her dad is but it could be any of these three guys because her mom slept with them on a very short period of time at her. Mom also doesn't know who were at is so. She invites all these guys to her wedding because she wants her daddy. Her wedding. Chaos in sues lots of singing and dancing ensues at her wedding she eventually decides not to get married but then meryl streep instead is like actually. I'm gonna mary pierce brosnan. Because he's the hottest one turns out that she doesn't know which of them is our dad but like it's fine because all three of them have dad qualities and it's just a lot of singing dancing on the beach at everyone knows mommy. I don't need to win it all right. Let's highlights amelia. yes. I just loved the concept Whoever thought of using the iconic music of abba to make a whole asked musicals honest genius truly because it. Just it's just like what a fun idea and concept and abba just so good. Can we talk about abba one of my top three musical artists laterally. No i totally see literally have an obsession with abbott. I'll talk about the still kicking still great. But revisiting this. The classic in this movie is so much happiness and serotonin and my brain singing along to the isaac. It's just so lovely. I had such a lovely time watching this. And then in addition they filmed it on the coast of greece. It's the vibes. The linen amnesty for as little cherubic face and her blonde hair and low blue is is just like the most amazing deductibles amazing movie. I love this so much and yeah. The songs are just unparalleled for me. The songs are so good. And i remember my mom used to drive us to school. And she would play the mama mia soundtrack like to the broadway so like so many great memories from these songs. Well yeah true. Any no so many more lyrics anything that comes on. And you're like oh yeah. This movie is definitely like the best case scenario of casting actors and not singers and in recent recent years like the musical boom has happened. We've seen you know like emma watson and beating the beast or like belay ms movie like it does not always work out but this like they commit so hard and they have so much charisma and they're having so much fun but like they just get by on like fucking committing to the bit even if singers and like there's no no one is out here making fun of pierce brosnan. The way that they're making russell crowe in lima's that's because fucking pierce brosnan was like you know what i'm here i'm gonna do it and i'm gonna sing this entire song to meryl streep in my my flappy white shirt and i'm gonna look great doing it and i'm gonna have a good time and like it's just like the level of commitment. I think that really just gets some across the board and it just works. It doesn't matter that they're not seeing as it's fine. It's felt you. And i know millions. You're gonna talk about this in a bit but meryl streep like really left it all out on the floor this the physicality of this movie. I wanted to bring up just briefly jumping on trampolines through diving off of docs. They're like it's it's really physical from all of these characters and sadly respect the amount of effort tailgate christine bransky and julie waters also like their physical comedy and some of these songs not even just the dancing just outside of just like the wax like wacky. Things that they're doing is so entertaining. We actually don't have that many highlights. But i think it's just because we like love this whole movie and we examine that things to shout out. That's true okay. let's see lowlights amelia. I just. There's this one part of the movie that i was home. Because they have this moment where they meet sophie all the three dads and they're like just being like oh you little minx and like sons would be in trouble if they met like okay. Aren't you like maybe her father like pierce processing. You remind me of your mother like off a little creepy weird by For me maybe. I'm just protecting but these does of female friends. You have sophie and her friends and then you have meryl streep and her two friends and they are so fucking obnoxious. I'm sorry and i know and it's fun and it's part of the movie and it works but there are two scenes when they meet like they haven't seen each other for a long time and they like meat at these docs and the screaming and the yelling and the like coordinated handshakes and the like warrior. I if i saw these people in person. I would literally like jump into the sea. Like i just can't deal with thing. We lower the volume a little bit and again like i know it's the movie and it's fine but i was like. Wow yeah. these people are not my people just a mile. Low another light. Listen and like i snow shade really because this movie is great. And it works but dominic cooper you are hot and you are fun but you're not a singer and here you and i feel the same way about pierce brosnan. Who actually i think pulls it off better. Cooper is kind of like an out of left field casting toys for me like pierce like you. He works because like you just can't replace him like he's just great for that role until like singing. You just go with it. Dominic cooper has such a little role. And i'm like this could have been anyone did we could. we have. Maybe gone to someone who is like a little bit better. How dare you. However however i will say this is redeemed the fact that like in his main musical number he is like strutting around on the beach and his little choker and like little teeny tiny shorts and like so is just like sitting on the rocks like hers. Sensible one piece just like watching this show and he doesn't even button his shirt at his own wedding. And i'm like you know what this character i. I'm in like this. Movie is for us and i appreciate it. So like mild low lay could've maybe cast someone else but it works out in the end another mild low-life for me was if i was donna aka meryl streep so the mom i would be extremely pissed at my daughter going through my old diaries reading about my sexcapades yesteryear and then literally sending out mail. It's like to all the boys before. Obviously is predictive along ways. But it's like sending out mail on behalf of other people so chaotic and evil kind of evil. I would just be pretty pissed as someone who keeps a lot of diaries. If someone pick that up and was singing along to my friends i would be upset to say. The least agreed agreed. Right what is the best. And the worst amelia. I would say the performances. I i feel like you just tell they had such a good time making this especially like meryl streep i know like her being insane and when she sees her friends but i like what she jumps in the water and she's just like. Oh yeah christine. Baranowski and julie walters and they're just. They're just having a good time. And i just i love that. I don't know i just agree. You know and remember the scene. Were going to talk about the random earthquake. Remember that seem. Oh yeah we're like they're zero diety makes her presence known and the wedding. Yes yes i do. I just i feel like that is just such a that is symbolic of the entire film and performances for me or it's just like okay sure. It's not fun to watch it happen. Yeah exactly so loud. That i also really enjoyed the end. Credit scene of them dancing to waterloo. I thought that was where the guys get up in those crazy costumes. And the women also have the crazy like seventies costumes. I thought that was really fun. Then you know just all. The little added details. Great decreed grade. What the best are those pictures from. The moma cash buyer all like once a month. I promise you've seen them if you've ever been on twitter now. It looks like two thousand sixteen was like the original viral tweet at quin crumbs. Tweeted why does the mama mia wrap party. Look like the most events on the planet and posted four pictures mostly of christine ski and dominant cooper looking absolutely wasted at this mama mia wrap. Party merrill is doing kariuki dominic. Is smoking something there absolutely trashed like terrible angles. The flash like everyone loves mildly sweaty. Which almost a and like. They're clearly singing and dancing and extremely drunk and it just as incredibly while. Because i swear to god every couple of months. Someone's like remember. The mama mia cast party like been there and every time. I'm like yeah me too disgrace up and again just more evidence that like everyone had a great fucking time. Yes h the worst. So we watch this on peacock which is an app. I had never used before prior to this. But they show the critic and audience score scores. Like when you click on a movie and mommy i got fifty five percent critic score and a sixty six percent audience court and i just think that is aged terribly. Like why do people hate joy. Why wouldn't they walk out of this theater like that was a great fucking time. Plus also see now. What movie musicals are like. And it's like would you rather cats everybody. Yeah pick your poison. Yeah the best is abba not to be broken record. I actually have news on them. They released two singles this month and the releasing another album in november. After like twenty years no one thought they were union would happen. They actually in two thousand turned down one billion dollars. What to tour one hundred shows one billion dollars and they said no if not that then. Okay never right. They're releasing this album in november. And then they're going to. They're going to have a quote revolutionary set of concerts virtual. Avatars will play. the abba. hits a so it'll So they didn't want to go like sending videos right. it will be a virtual tore. It'll be. I mean this the future perhaps of that's why i guess anyway. They have reunited like super recently. So i feel happy We have some good news to share about them since it took many years. Actually yeah funny story. So like when i say my family and i love abba like we went to a. What are the they're not it's an abba tribute band we were in colorado. We went to an abba tribute band at red rocks and it was little. It was one of the most fun times. I've ever be sick. Yeah so I'm losing you know. Yeah do you want to say into your mvp. Nbc is obvious like the songs these abbas. I literally loved every single. One of i love them on. And your net i. Maybe i'm like okay. This is my favorite song and by the end of it. I'm singing it so exactly. Love these things and it's they work them into the plot so well like you're like oh they needed to use take a chance on me. They like made this weird storyline so they could use it almost like they're written for this musical. Yeah work so held. It's so good. Kate hoosier. Mvp miami peas meryl streep. And i know we've already talked about it. But her commitment to this movie and her she just. I understand why she. She didn't want to do the second movie because she literally gave everything she fucking had to this one like she left all on the phone from the singing to the thing. She the physical comedy. Yeah just all of it. Like she is so dialed in in this movie. Meryl streep like what do you expect. But like it's just so silly and she just didn't have to and she did it anyway. Yeah and. I'm just very grateful and warmer. If i'm being honest obviously my mvp pick is also meryl streep but gotta give it to raid Yeah ever seen mama to. I don't buy it's actually good. Does she return for that. Movie made a savory does yeah okay okay cool well we shall see how she performs in the second one. I love her in this one on his lose also quick shout out to christine bransky just hilarious. She's great. yeah. Yeah all right. Let's see the lightning round. What is your favorite song or performance. Amelia i just. I mean you know i'm going to be lamen do mama. Mia is perfection. It really sets the tone early on. And i just i don't know i love it. Yeah all right. Kate is so hard to choose. I won't with dancing queen which is They're like trying to tear up. Merrill after all of her three xs appear on the island and then they end them likes jumping on the bed and just running around the island with like this horde of women who are like abandoning their men to like. Join them dancing on the beach and then they all jump into the ocean. It's just great. It's like you want from like a mama mia performance this dark horse pick but slipping through my fingers. Which is merrill prepping. Amanda free to get married. I am so sensitive to songs and performances and just in general the concept of the parent time has seen passing of the torch moving on. Oh my god. I it literally makes me cry every time no matter what put on cat's cradle arm crime before like the first or is it is. It's such a lovely moment between the two of them and it's like so tender and it really does sell me on the fact that they are mother and daughter they're so good together parent and the child is so beautiful. You guys. so that's my pick agree thousand great greg. All right worst song kate. I put this in. Because i'm a hater and i just wanted to talk about which songs we don't like something our last summer. Which is the guys like singing about their experiences with donna. I this is only hearing hearing calling for less concerned. Why hated it so bad of skip for me every time. Sorry okay. i refused to put down for this. I had to because we have to be fair at times. I can't even check at teat chiquita. That one yeah. I i think it's because it's not that memorable from even having trouble i think it's the two the two best friends singing. Meryl streep like you tell me what's wrong you got sorrow in your eyes etc like you know. It's out of the really strong connecticut. I guess okay. Who put this one in amelia god. I'm sorry i'm sorry has to be done. You have to do it ahead frame. Oh fuck mary. Kill bill. Harry sam i mean you know you have to let let's wait. Let's make sure everyone knows what your bill is. Stellan skarsgard rights. Hairy is calling for young. Sam is pierce brosnan. Exactly exact- taxi. I buried liz. And it looks like listen. I agreed in amelia. Had to take start with yards. Okay so i said f. Harry is call him convert colin firth colin firth interest. Okay i'm marrying sam which is pierce brosnan. And then i'm killing bill which is Sars skarsgard had a really difficult comparison in this way. She's a great guy but we're calling. I like romantic lead. Amen size in like just incredibly attractive. James bond so like by apologies to sell. Who's like a great actor and very funny but like really tough tough. Yeah we all actually pick to kill bill which sorry bells but we did agree on that. Listen i decided to f- sam. Mary harry convert this husband material. He pays me out of the rest of his heart. Saying fucking out here. He's met his essentially his daughter sort of his daughter like thirty seconds ago. And he's actually. I think you should leave the island and go to school to study art. And i don't care if what you want. That's actually what. I think you should do it. It's like i don't know you. Yes yes sterling transitions to the last question. I feel carry aka comfort. Has the most dad vibes towards amelia freed. So but that's my opinion. Who do you think is. Sophie's father amelia. Well i said bill for going off looks jeans just because they're blonde. Which is actually stupid. Now that i'm thinking about it but they're like blonde blonde family But i think it might be sam. But i don't know i don't know i don't know i even added this. It's a central question for the movie. This so i just gave bill energy also from just because you know blonde. People aren't any more sometimes. You need blonde. Parents get a blind kid. He was the most emotionally distant from her. Which if he if there was some real feeling that he was your dad he would be normal like i need like a day to process right feels like sam so pearson an colin further. Like all in and it's like well we don't know if you're really yes so i'm here. I think i'm going to go. Yeah bill i agree. We can revisit on the next movie and see if we changed our minds. Okay okay. let's see the last category times unanswerable. Questions kate okay. So the trailer came out this week for the movie. Don't look up. And you know. Adam mckay buzzy movies incredibly cast which leads. It's going to get into in a minute. But i was watching this trailer and jennifer lawrence is in this movie and she has one of the worst weeks i've ever seen in my entire life. She is wearing a wig. And it's like red hair with little short turf bangs and i and part of it. I'm like okay. It's clear as supposed to a bad haircut. Like she's some sort of like activists. Whatever right it led me to my unanswerable question. How are wig's not better in movies like someone good question time. You watch movie like i'm looking at this person. I'm like this is terrible. Like how they make incredible wigs for people that like actually need them in their day to day light. That really real. Yeah and like sometimes you do watch movies and like you can't tell it's not their real hair and i just don't know why certain movies have such bad. I'm like how not fix this. We have watched a lot of bad wigs in our heyday. It actually this is comparable to when we watch legally blonde which came out in two thousand and one all these years past passed. We still can't get the leading person a nice wig. Everything kim and has been in the last ten years like why. Why is the way by five dollars. I i don't get it. I don't know how how does not better at this by now. Like no say to the whig artists who are no good join christy carlson romano like as our enemies but i just feel like we have to do better at it. Looks a natural. It's almost like you know like we know you don't have like a lifetime budget. You have a big hollywood budget. So spend a little on the way you can afford jennifer lawrence. You can afford a better way for generation. True also extensions are really good now. I yeah every celebrity has them. And i'm like stick as was actually extensions so feels like just. I don't understand. That isn't translator. daddy you better way. That's so true. And also like all of the influencers wigs and stuff. Those are always yet who it's like higher owner those people. Yeah i don't know what the deal is. I really don't. I'm baffled by it me too. It's puzzling also puzzled by how many people are in this movie. Don't look up. So the plot kicked journey. Say this just. In general. The premise the story of two low level astronomers who are jennifer lawrence and leonardo dicaprio. Who must go on a giant media tour to warn mankind of an approaching comment. That will destroy planet or okay. Whatever find i'm sold but the amount of people in this movie actually kind of crosses the line in my opinion going to rattle off some of the names. Okay leo jennifer lawrence. Fine got timothy chaumet jonah hill cape lynch at meryl streep matthew. Perry arianna guerande kid cutty and then unravels from there. I just actually don't understand. I don't understand and also it's like our our assist too much. Where do we draw the line at amount of famous people. Everyone if you just pick jennifer lawrence and leonardo dicaprio they would still watch it. I watch you. We don't need seventeen other people to convince me to watch. Don't look up you know it's true so you're unanswered. Question is how many famous people is too. Many fantasy will yes. What is the answer because thought this is definitely too many famous people. Yeah i agree. And i'm like you're never gonna get all of them to do press for this movie like what's the point on that you know like they all candidate much screen time unless this movie is seven hours long. I would like to know if kid cutty is only in it. Because it's the feeling like hey like recast cutting movie. And they're like yeah i guess yeah it's too many people it really genuinely is also trust. The border between actors wise argon agron day in it right. And we doing here guys. A line must be drawn. I totally agree. And also it's one of those things where it's like. Maybe this movie. And i nothing against adam mckay but i feel like his movies are very hit or miss. And it's just like let me throw all these famous shiny objects that you so you Disregard the actual script and maybe the story isn't that good but you'll enjoy the not. Yeah we'll have to see. I'll be so distracted if all of them are in one single frame at a time. I'm just not going to be able to pay. But i. I saw the trailer. I saw this moment and was like joanna hill making a joke in front of meryl streep jennifer warnes an leonardo dicaprio. And i was just exactly okay. Amelia last question. Go ahead yeah. Okay so lake. We mentioned earlier. One of the peleton structures is going to be on dancing with the stars So i was just wondering can someone please explain to us. Why peleton is so great. Like why do people love it so much. I don't i've seen the commercials. I guess you know like. I don't know we talked about this and slack a little bit. None of us have one robbins intrigued. But it's pretty expensive. Gone by wanna try it. Yeah oh yeah what is up. We are genuinely curious. Maybe to hear from you guys who have won. I mean i've seen like at its core. It's just an exercise bike right right. Guess what people like so much like the programs. But i'm also like the internet exists like you can find any kind of any kind of workout program for any instructor in the world on youtube. I i don't. I also don't get the appeal. It's just a bike. Is it like peddling to nowhere. No matter also doing here. I find in general that the bike is one of the harder ones for me to moat. Like i never used that thing. And i've actually never been a soul cycle. Person never did cycling classes. So you guys can tell me. It's more of just like a lifestyle difference by isn't that great or is it the whole peleton vibe. That selling my be that because they scream at you peleton like let's go commercials and you're like like i feel like i would be motivated by that scary but i don't and then also i've noticed that and i don't mean this in a mean way but i just know certain people that like brunswick and i are. I follow on instagram stuff. Who post pictures of their peleton workouts. I'd just like you. would you would only you definitely. I think part of it is like the community appeal. You know but even then. I'm like i just you're on social media like it's fine you don't need to have a community of your workouts. I think it's weird different culture. You have like the orange theory coal. I've never been in that first full cycle when i feel like that's kind of died out. Peleton is now this new one crossing it across. Oh i don't any same so workout loner. I spoke to anti workout colt. Can we start one of those. How walking group. I y live. We'll start that that'll be our new media venture if you guys have peleton. Maybe not stories to share. But it'd be really leg in on your peleton. i guess. Explain why chris to here. Yeah okay. let's wrap it up Oh those are nice. Clean fifty minutes. Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you by our producer and was kelly i'm our.

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Eric Coomer Turns The Tables On Trump - 12/23/2020

Quick News Daily Podcast

20:37 min | 10 months ago

Eric Coomer Turns The Tables On Trump - 12/23/2020

"You can't control what's outside your home but you can control what comes in. Because clorox disinfecting wipes kill ninety nine point nine percent of viruses and bacteria including covert nineteen virus when used as directed on hard nonporous surfaces. So whether it's from dirty doorknobs dirty shoes or something else outside. Germs won't stand a chance when it counts. Trust clorox kill pseudomonas salmonella and influenza virus taipei to kill sars cov two on hard non porous surfaces use as directed. Hello and welcome to the quick news daily. Podcast where i give you the facts. I know click bait stories. Just real news that matters to real people. Today is wednesday december twenty third. It is christmas eve eve. Thanks again for joining me here. I went back and forth quite a bit on whether i was going to have a show today but decided that there were a couple of stories that i thought were noteworthy in that. We should probably have a chat about before the holidays. So i'm going to quickly go through those today. I don't think it'll be too lengthy of show but hey that's the title of the show. Isn't it so without further ado. Let's get caught up first of all on monday like as soon as i published the episode. Of course this pops up but future president. Joe biden and his wife. Dr jill biden received their covid vaccine shots on monday. he got the pfizer one and he said quote. I'm doing this to demonstrate. That people should be prepared when it's available to take the vaccine. There's nothing to worry about. I'm looking forward to the second shot. So as jill and quote in this line. Right here sums up the difference between donald trump and joe biden from this usa today article. It says quote biden had said he wanted to receive the shot publicly to boost confidence in it but also didn't want to cut in line ahead of healthcare professionals who are the first to receive it. I mean just think about that. The guy is going to be president leader of the free world in less than a month and he still completely selfless and thinking about those who are putting their lives on the line every single day. I mean that is just the empathy that summed up this campaign this election. And where we're at right now so with these vaccines from what i've heard so far. There's that three weeks in between when you get the first shot in the second shot and then after that you don't really have protection from cove it until about three weeks after your second dose so from first dose until you can forget about the virus essentially for yourself six weeks that is a heck of a thing to think about. Isn't it after we've had nine months incredibly long months of isolation just one of the most unprecedented times in human history and you yourself could be six weeks away from being done with it. Just incredible. I believe i also did read somewhere. That dr rao. She got his shot as well on monday. And then it says here. Mike pence nancy pelosi mitch. Mcconnell each got their shots last friday. Which is strange for mitch mcconnell. I think because. I didn't know that they tested this Reptiles is it safe. Is it actually approved for reptiles. So speaking of future presidents and future vice presidents kamala harris assuming the role of vice president will open up her senate seat in california and yesterday we found out who would be filling that seat gavin. Newsom the governor of california announced that current california's secretary of state. Alex padilla is gonna be the next senator from california. Padilla is just forty seven. And he will be the first latino center in the one hundred and seventy year. History of california is pretty incredible. And really you have to give it up to the latino community and various latino groups who pushed for a hispanic to be named this seat and It finally paid off joaquin. Castro one of the most prominent latino members of congress said quote this historic appointment represents a new milestone in the generational struggle for latino inclusion in the american dream and gavin. Newsom ended up telling padeas in a zoom call and he actually did record it so there is some audio and video of this. Let's take a listen here. We go all the way. My kids are jumping up and down in the back. Dato ditto they are at thirteen seven and five get all void. So rep housing rupp hasn. Hey just remind me. 'cause i remember thinking it hell of a time when you want to pick up the phone call you monitor that i mean we're all it's been hell of a time. You lost your mama a couple of years ago right. Two years ago you mom and dad came from remind me. Nate literally came both from mexico. Yeah story i'm proud of Actually came separately. They met in los angeles But they all love and apply for green cards in you imagine would they mama be thinking now as i asked if you want to be the next. Us senator the united states the great state of california. You serious this is the official says. They asked whether i'm honored man a mumbled because of them. I can't tell you how many pancakes that flips or egg scrambled tied to provide for us or into the many many years. And i'm cleaning house in the same thing so i try so hard to make sure that our democracy is as inclusive. In california's we built in to help important perspective to bring to washington. You can have that chance alex. I'm honored you gotta say yes. Absolutely absolutely i just wanted to thank you and please no. I will make you a proud and make california. Probably by getting done in the us to do. And i'm ready i'm ready. It's actually pretty crazy because one in three california residents are hispanic and they have the largest latino population in the entire country. So the fact that he's the i it seems like it's long overdue in one group here. That's named that should get. Some credit is the latino victory fund. They actually had a campaign going. Called the pick padilla campaign so man. That's pretty exciting. And one of the things the traps that i don't wanna fall into with all these appointments these historic appointments is. You don't just want to say that. They're good in their success because of the nature of them. Although that is a huge part but for example padilla here went to mit. Like he's a super smart engineer and also he fits the state because he's had a long history with the state i can't tell if she is a state representative for us house representative but representative lucille. Roy bell a yard of california said quote secretary. Padilla is an angelino through and through from his role on the los angeles city council as a member in later as president to his work in the california state senate in finally as our secretary of state. Alex has shown that he's a fierce advocate for californians so for gavin newsom. Who's been in a bit of hot water lately. This seems like a very smart pick and honestly it sounds like a great pick for the state of california. Now thing do her user. So let's talk just a bit about the tables getting turned on donald trump and his campaign. So he's been attacking in rudy and sydney powell. Crazy crazy lawyer that he has have all been attacking dominion voting systems who owns a lot of the electronic voting machines that were used in the election saying that the chain a bunch of votes from trump to biden. somehow it even includes a chevette. Somehow who's been dead for years so that tells you where they're coming from. We'll now apparently enough is enough. Because one person that they've been baselessly. Attacking is the director of product. Strategy insecurity for dominion voting systems. Eric coomer and i mean this guy has even had to go into hiding. Because they've been attacking him so much in. This is the president of the united states. Once again we just want to make that abundantly clear in the lawsuit coomer claims that this attack in this campaign against him as lead to death threats constant harassment and quote untold damage to his reputation as a national expert on voting systems. And it also says that. He was forced to leave his home. One week after the election ended in move to a safe undisclosed location where he remains. This guy is set up his own witness protection program for himself because the president and his cronies have been attacking him in addition to folks in the trump campaign. Like rudy. Giuliani sydney powell. He's also suing figures in right wing media including newsmax and oh a. n. n. including o n n reporters chanel ryan blogger michelle malkin and others. Well well well how the turntables. The suit also says moore coomer says in the suit that his own information as well as the personal addresses of everyone from his parents and siblings to his ex girlfriends have been posted online. That's called duxing and it is a real problem especially when there's no reason for it when this guy didn't do anything wrong and now his whole life is turned upside down as well as the people who are just associates in his life. Well even parents and siblings. Who probably don't even work remotely close to politics. Now they're drawn into this thing. All i have to say is i wish for this guy's safety. I'm hoping for this guy. Safety and i am interested to say the least to see where this lawsuit goes because this means that they have to preserve documents and a lot of internal communications between themselves in the campaign. So this could get interesting. I hate to end on such a sad note here but this is really one of the main reasons that i wanted to do this show. I just wanted to put this out there. Even though he'll never hear it or hear about it. But i wanted to wish john mullany well as he gets treatment for his addiction to alcohol and cocaine john mullany is a stand up. Comedian used to work for. Snl as a writer. He's hosted it a couple of times now. And he's done his own stand up. It's on net flicks. The news broke on monday. That he checked into rehab for those things. And i guess it just bothered me because i would have never expected that from him of all people. I saw that headline in honestly thought the story was from the onion. The news outlet page six broke the story and i had never heard of them so i had to double check to make sure that they were actually a legit outlet and unfortunately they are. It was rough too. Because i just had this feeling like twenty twenty has been hard enough and we're almost done with it and then this happens in the closing weeks like i mentioned before is an amazing stand up comic. He used to be a like a co head writer for saturday night. Live along with. Seth meyers when he was there and he also co created the character of stefan along bill hater so that might be where you know him from but i play a couple of his clips on the show in. They're just fantastic. And i did hear my mom asking about who he is. so mom is the guy from this clip. Don't have time to unpack all of that and this clip. And he said to me. Hey you can't put the word midget on tv. And i said i sure would like to. And he said no midget is as bad as the n. Word so we get into this argument. We're going back and forth because you can't put that on tv. And i said i want to and he goes. If you put that word on tv there could be a protest of megyn on this building. And i said promise tempting with that thing in an article that i was reading from people magazine that was about the whole situation. I found out that he did just start working again. As a writer. For late night with seth meyers and that was back in september. I wanna say again. Like i said briefly john and seth are old friends from being head writers at snl and this obviously won't come out until mullany writes his memoirs. But if i had to guess. I think that seth was probably the one who finally connected with him and convinced him to go to rehab. I just have this feeling that. That's what happened. Seth meyers is truly a kind caring person and he's got his own family now. A couple of kids so he's probably a bit farther in life john and could be a more stable voice of reason in john's ear. I was asking myself why of all times would he do this now. In the answer seemed clear after returning to work with a familiar wise friend just a couple of months ago and the now checking into rehab. I think that's too much of a coincidence to be coincidence. In any case man. I hope he gets well soon. I hope he makes more stand up as well as more things that i can use his clips for the show so soon all right. That's gonna do for me here today. Folks thanks so much for listening. Thanks for just being flexible with the crazy sort of schedule that have had this week and for listening when actually do put out shows mostly just have a safe holiday season especially if you find yourself having to travel and do have some useful resources some phone numbers to call if you do find yourself in john mullany position. Maybe you're looking to get help. Maybe a feeling like it's sort of getting out of control for whatever may be going on there so i do have a lot of phone numbers for addiction. Resources for various countries in the show's description. Also keeping out for maybe that. Bbs review batman versus superman review. Coming out later. I'm thinking maybe it's going to be early next week by that time Yeah follow me on social media at quick news daily. Instagram twitter facebook. There's also a facebook group that you can join where you can actually post. I'll put that in the show notes as well but have a good holiday season. Stay safe out there now. See back your next monday. You can't control what's outside your home but you can control what comes in. Because clorox disinfecting wipes kill ninety nine point nine percent of viruses and bacteria including cova nine virus when used as directed on hard nonporous surfaces. So whether it's from dirty doorknobs dirty shoes or something else outside. Germs won't stand a chance when it counts. Trust clorox kill pseudomonas. 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St. Patrick's Day (As Told By Two Nitwits)

That’s Strange

51:57 min | 7 months ago

St. Patrick's Day (As Told By Two Nitwits)

"You're listening to a downright creepy original on the crickets podcast network. Welcome to that strange where we dive deep into the internet. Uncovering anything we think is weird. Strange controversial or macysinc. I am one. Every host. Alex along with ryan. My good friend in chad and chat is not with us today. Also good friend. Also the record. I don't want to show any any Doesn't matter so today today. Hey we are having a very fun. Little loose episode. We been Busy weeks right so very so today. We're gonna talk about saint patrick's day saint patrick. The origins the myth the legend everything. You know everything you don't know and everything you probably don't care about. Yeah that's totally fair. Fair i mean honestly what do you think of. When you think of saint patrick's day drinking drinking. Do you think much else you think of the color green three of the numbers for the four leaf. Clovers yes yes. Out of leaves on the clover yes is is to be determined. That is correct. Three leaves mean bad luck. Now they don't four leaves mean good fortune. Yes yes absolutely. Thanks i was gonna say so. Let's divan loves. Let's do so. I we're gonna. We're gonna talk about saint patrick's day so saint patrick's day is a holiday. So saint patrick's day is a religious celebration held on march seventeenth the By tradition the the day that saint. Patrick died and saint patrick. If you don't know is the patron saint of ireland. So saint patrick's day was made the official christian feast day in the early seventeenth century. It's evolved since then to be pretty much a commercial a hallmark holiday type thing where you get a you. Get your your green costumes on. Go drink right. Yeah and you paint like things on your face. Usually four leaf clovers right. And and maybe you wear. Maybe you like a like a green hat you know like maybe like you were trying to be a leprechaun you know And i have. I have a fun fact for euro quick absolutely. Did you know so you mentioned that. Saint patrick is one of ireland's patron saints. Did you know. He wasn't even born in ireland. That's a weird thing. Right was born in romania. He was born in what is now england. Scotland or wales interpretations. Apparently vary on that but Yeah he was not born in ireland. Which i'm very surprised by it as a patron saint you would think that maybe no absolutely you would I would say that they should probably change that and and see if anybody else wants to be the patriots say violent. I mean there's probably plenty saint loch ness monster. Saint saint bigger food day. Okay since the the classical spelling of bigfoot dizzy patron saint bigfoot. I don't even know what that accent was but probably a lot to unpack there. I have no idea so so ryan did you know. Did you ever hear about saint patrick's day so case. Anyone hasn't figured out. Chad is what holds the show. Alex is just goofy weirdos. So yes i have heard of saint patrick's day and in fact it was just a few days ago. Fun fact i know right so absolutely we record this. It was three days ago by the time you hear this. Because i'm slow at editing. Sometimes it will be much more than that. But that's okay because we're still within the season you can probably get a shamrock shake which feels like it's part of the season and also is delicious by the way and i've gotten three this week. Fun fact about shamrock shakes who. I'm ready did you. Know they don't actually contain shamrocks. What i thought was eating shamrock jeff. Dude it stresses me out like okay. So almond milk. It's milk that comes from almonds. Shouldn't have shamrock shake shake. That comes from shamrocks. Yes what. That's what i thought and that is i think what everybody assumes its meant right them right basically. It's misrepresenting something that they're selling. Which i feel like maybe against the law i would say it's past that it's saying it's a felony. You're saying you're saying it's high crime not a misdemeanor. High crimes failures. What i propose. I propose that we form a a revolution. Okay like should form an alliance to stab which this revolution no no. No it's free garo okay. Strata just referred to free it's a free revolution and it is to bring down the company that is famous for shamrock shakes solely. We're going right as ronald here is what we're doing it. Yes so we're going right to on up to the top floor. We're getting ronald. Were taken him out by his feet ruin. Yes okay. This particular company. Who proudly boasts an am. I think. Golden arches yes. I think that's trademarked. Might be you screwed up just took it you. Just you just might as well say mcdonalds now okay. Mcdonald's boy yes so we should do that. But on another note saint patrick's day. Yes returning st we. We can get back. We did it. I mean all you gotta do is say saint patrick's day and it's a perfect transition. Yeah because that could be the transition for the whole episode. Really in fact about saint patrick's day. Okay was this day. Commemorates saint patrick and the arrival of christianity in ireland. It also celebrates the heritage and culture of the irish in general. Have you ever seen the movie. Leprechaun i have. I have indeed. It is a strange movie starring for some reason. Jennifer aniston right. It was one of her early. It was one of her early films before. Obviously before she was picked up in a series will call it chums pals. We'll call it. Pals are like it. Paul's pals with dating problems so they They had a hit song or the theme song. Rather of the song was Albie somewhere for someone right so vague as possible absolutely not naming any real names here so absolutely no reason by the way we are in no way going to get sued for copyright by now. This is a fun thing so apparently there has been a myth. That saint patrick banish snakes from the emerald isle. This is not true. That was kind of interesting. I didn't even know that was a myth. Apparently the myth is that legend. Has it that. Patrick stood on an irish hillside and delivered a sermon. That drove the island serpents into the sea. So while it's true that the emerald isle is mercifully snake. Free chances are that that's been that case throughout human history. Water has surrounded ireland since the end of the last glacial period preventing snakes from slithering on over and before that it was blanketed in ice and to chile for them cold blooded creatures so i guess this is. A myth has been debunked. So why do you think that is. Why do you think he d do you think it was. He didn't like snakes. You know what i think that. I think that a lot of people attribute re remember when we discussed christmas myths. Yes so there are a lot of people that will attribute things to christmas based things like santa. Well okay wait hang on l. audience. Forgive forgive that. I didn't mean to say that. Oh god anti saint bob which is anti pause anti saint. Let's call him. Saint nigel like okay. So saint nigel. Saint nigel of the south pole. That was easy. I did so i feel like you know in reality. That was based on a guy who made toys for a small village and then distributed them. That's really all he did in do a lot more did that. And then that turned in to calculate ingoing and outgoing mail for from children. The mail that he would send a to the children. Turn then you have to think that he also had. He had to pay the pay. Somebody had to pay the elves the reindeer. Mrs claus wasn't working for free access. There were no elves. Though right there was just the just the dude spurs. When do you think he recruited the elves in mythology. I think in nineteen never. Yeah that's fair. Okay ahead. So i think that you know that snowballed and it became this big story about a fat dude who wears red and he flies around on magic slate with the magic ranger and a and then you know he somehow fits down chimneys and he does his whole thing right so i wonder how much of this is. The the irish people saying that you know this thing is true this patriots eight that we have. Maybe he did it. Maybe it was him and then that turns into that goes from. Maybe it was him while drinking green beer to os totally him while drinking green beer to yup. He definitely did that. He drove him out. Because he's he preached a sermon on a mountain top while drinking beer and then everyone believes it while drinking green beer. I think that the best chance of anyone believing that is if they are drinking green beer. Well that's the crux of the whole thing without the green beer. None of this happens. None of it speaking green beer green beer. Why you know. It doesn't add anything. Also green icing on things makes your teeth all green which is also kind of gross. I don't like green. I don't like green food. Did you know that that shouldn't be green. I should clarify that. Green food dye is just pure chemicals. I am sure. I'm sure that it is. It's probably carcinogens. Just ingesting it. I just don't understand like like they're so when you go out and you wanna go out for saint patrick's day it's like you have to drink green beer. But he's got gotta have green beer. You gotta have a group. It's you got it you just gotta do. It will. what i think is that it's a great way to sell the worst fear. They have very very good point. That's a very good point. It's like it's like somebody hands you a bottle of wine and you're like a really ridiculous wine person and say oh. Thanks that'll be really great to cook with right. Yeah that is totally stolen from the office. I just pulled that right out of there but that's okay. It is the same thing. It's like. If if i have crappy bottle of wine and i want to get rid of it and take it to a dinner. Party feel free. Cook your steak with it. Enjoy right where they were. They don't drink green beer in ireland and ireland. I gotta figure that you'd say that. Actually i feel like that's very americanized version of saint patrick's day. Let's just i everything green and go up -solutely absolutely it's what we do and it's a it's a you know they just commercialized it. So let's let's move back to saint patrick and in a little bit of the origin story about him well. I bet you didn't know that when saint patrick was a teenager he tragically was taken with. Let me go back. Go back back reviewing what what does belong so moving back talking more about saint patrick as a teenager he had some tragic event. Occur that a lot of people don't know so. Let's talk about it and saint. Patrick was sixteen. He was taken by a group of irish raiders and brought to island to and brought to ireland is kind of an island. I guess it is so he was brought to island to be sold off. The island was brought to ireland. Island say that russia you're like he's bradtha island. That was that oeste. that was pretty much arnold schwarzenegger. Yeah basically so so. This may be the answer of how he actually got to ireland so he was brought it was brought there to be sold off as a slave. He spent the next six years working as a sheep her until he managed to escape. Did you know this. There's no way. Oh i had no idea. During saint patrick's time in slavery he turned to his faith to help him through his difficult time. Which you know That's a pretty common common tactic. i would. I would think so when he escaped. He claimed that god had spoken to him and told him it was his time to go home. So in order to escape he found ship. The took him home but of course the raiders tried to come back from. The story goes on to say that the boat he was landed that he was on landed off course in a completely barren and desolate area. So patrick and the sailors almost died of starvation until he prayed for food and a pack of wild pigs appeared so a pack of wild pigs appeared do. Do you remember that meam from like a year or two ago like the thirty feral hogs thing because that just made me think of that no now so funny There are lot memes. Apparently there was this dude on twitter and somebody had posted that some like something had arrived in their yard and his reply was yeah. Try having children when thirty feral hogs run through your backyard or something along those lines. The it's probably different than what i said. That's okay somebody questioned him on it and he posted a video of it actually happening. Apparently it's the things. So that's what made me think of that. And also pigs are not necessarily the most the most pleasant creature to be around so a pack of wild pigs appearing i would. I don't know yeah that that might be dangerous. Dangerous might not be. I would think absolutely. I mean they're already pigs. And then there are there all is it farrell. Orf fairl in the us and fear all in like the uk the euro kind of like how they They say a lot of things different. Yes they do and they spell out of things different. You're listening to this right now and you're in the uk. Can you please write us until you can tell us how you say things differently. Yes everything all of it. I want an itemized list. I don't care how many pages it has to be searchable. It's gotta be indexed. I need to be able to ask any assistant virtual or otherwise to be able to tell me exactly the pronunciation that you have forgiven word. Yeah otherwise i won't take it. I'll delete the email. He'll delete it in he will to. Who will i'll it. Hit us up at alex at that. Strange dot net hit us up at Actually write a letter. Yeah just write a letter. It's po box. One to seventy five north north columbus Gone canada the ottawa. Canada ottawa canada. Four province number four four four nine nine seventy two seventy two thirty five twenty three. What are the. What's the number. In provinces like many is ours. Izzo is five inch. But yeah i think so. I don't know do they follow a british postal code. I have no idea they use the metric system that that's true postal. It's probably like in kilometers or something canadian postal code. Oh yeah yeah it. Actually the canadian postal code is very similar to the british postal code which is like a letter number letter a space and then a number a letter and number six characters the space in the middle same as soon as a little england. We should put that. We should totally put that in the description of the episode like the title of the episode. Welcome to that strange where we talk about. And this is what you get when chad's not here Or what she's always there's ways and one of us has missing. There's always this imbalance. That's true like if i walk away. You guys immediately like movies movies movies and then if it's just like it's just me and chad. We always like dive into the to the weird like the super like. We shouldn't even be talking about this kind of thing. You guys get into the rabbit. Hole within the rabbit hole that was led to buy another rabbit hole. Right right which. I like to think that i keep us above ground. Bit absolutely keeping you keep. Silly and chad keeps us on track. he does. I never realized how good of a job he does with that until he's not here until he's now you're exactly that's okay. That's okay. i don't think i've muted this entire episode. So i don't i think i may have like twice so i know you're all wondering this. Why do we wear green on saint patrick's day. That's a good question really. Well we're here to tell you so on saint patrick's day it's customary to wear shamrocks and green clothing and accessories. Saint patrick himself is said to have used the the shamrock which was a three leafed plant. Unless it's for the flavor and we'll get to that. Because i know you're dying here to explain the holy trinity to the pagan irish. All right so basically he would hold this in his pocket so what what would happen if one of the leaves fell off. Did you have to or multiple. that's a good question. Also that you know you can only have a plant away from water and dirt for so long. I think we should test that. I'd like to know how long a shamrock maintains its sham rockiness integrity. Okay without being connected to its route. That's the somebody figure that out and then you can mail us. Yes at box hill box. Two eight seven seven five three five three networks. I figured they'd know that In ottawa st new jersey. Or you can just the write it down and take a picture of it. Yup senate anywhere. No no don't send it anywhere down and take a picture of it and then hold it forever correct Put it in your hidden album on your phone. Your calculator app right. You didn't see my air quotes but ryan did. Oh i did i did. I felt them. And i think the audience did too. Yeah hey audience boy. Did you know that leprechauns are likely based on. Celtic ferries interesting. The red haired green clothed leprechaun is commonly associated with saint patrick's day. The original irish name for these figures of folklore. Is i have no idea. Low baresi in it looks like a. I know that there's some sort of celtic pronunciation for that. I'm totally butchering it. But it looks like a medicine. It means small bodied fellow Belief recons likely stems from celtic beliefs. In fairies tiny men and women who could use their magical powers to serve good or evil in celtic folktales. Leprechaun's were cranky souls responsible for mending the shoes of the other fairies. They were they were shoe menders. That's interesting it's like why their shoes are also good glancy. You're probably right about that. They're always like fancy buckled wooden absolutely yeah nets because they tailored them for themselves and it's really it's really a staple like if you have is deep suggests bear with me so we're going there. Yeah so if you have somewhere to go. Let's just say you're going to a costume party on saint patrick's day. I'm with you. I'm following you're going to have to wear green. Okay gotta wear green so if you wear green and you're doing the whole get up and you don't add the shoes and you're wearing like nike's or something people ruined it. Did they're gonna look at you so it so just take our advice. And if you are going to goto saint patrick's day party next year because you already did this year You need to wear the shoes stop. Stop being cheap or whatever it is. They don't make those anymore. That's the thing and that's probably the that's the biggest issue. I think the biggest i mean. I feel like if you went to a costume shop. They would try to sell you a onesie leprechaun costume and it would have like the little little built-in shoes but those don't count. Don't get don't get. Don't get those costumes at the big costume warehouses. Because that's gonna literally you're gonna pay fifty bucks probably more probably more. You're probably gonna pay more than fifty dollars also eats your skin away. This is an unverified truth but it does. It does eat your skin away so how it just. It has acid in it every time every time it needs your skin away. Will you know why they do that is so that way. The cl- the clothing the material stays dry in the packaging. It's just like this celik acid. So the yeah. Those thinks sila salicylic acid. What is salicylic acid saleh sill. Lick here this so moving on. Let's talk about salicylic acid. So that's where we bring you a lot of rabbit holes. Sorry so salicylic. Acid life ilic motto. Hydroxy been zoellick acid which basically which basically means that it. It is a fat. That doesn't like water okay. so it's motto hydroxyl. So why am i talking about this. I don't know i was just letting you roll of it. So so that's that. Here's an interesting fact about saint patrick's day the first saint patrick's day parade was held in america. Which also seems odd. It was in new york city. I mean this is all making sense now. So what they did. Here's what america did. america took. Mirko took a holiday that was traditional to. That's what that's what everything is like. America just takes every holiday and makes it like valentine's day and christmas and you know what i mean. Yeah absolutely i mean. Saint valentine's day was originally about the saint valentine's massacre. Everyone knows that right and so you turn death into love. I guess at halloween. I mean hallows. Eve was all the the. That's when all the ghosts and stuff came out right all them goals. Yeah yeah although is crazy man. That's wild you know you got the you got the day of the dead. Los dias dell dell dell mortis. I think is how you say that so. That's that's a good one. that's that's fun. it's a different holiday. Though so back to back to this corned beef and cabbage wasn't sacked. It's american what like okay. You know you think you know things about about the good old irish holiday of saint patrick's day and then find out. No none of that was real. It's just all made up by america. That's come on really like the meal. That became saint patrick's day staple across the country corned beef and cabbage was an american innovation. While him and cabbage were eaten in ireland corned. beef offered a cheaper substitute for the impoverished immigrants. Irish americans. i guess so. Maybe there's a little bit of credibility here. Actually irish americans living in the slums of lower manhattan in the late nineteenth century and early early twentieth century. Purchase leftover corn beef beef beef beef. It's what's for dinner it is. They purchased it from ships returning from the tea trade in china. The irish would boil the beef three times that needs to have that three times. Gotta have that third time or it's all yeah so last time they'd they'd actually boil it with the cabbage to remove some of the brine which doesn't sound great and That's how that came to be. That's interesting do you like corned beef. I you know. I'm not a fan. Not a fan at all. Really and now that i know it's not even really like it's like an american thing kinda don't ever want to have it ever again. Yeah because we don't like america no never not know. Marcus yeah no. We live in america. Were yeah we're gonna we we're just we're just kidding kidding. Fbi federal agents. Don't come and get me please. So did you know that in america. If you say the you don't like america just kick you out. I think that's what it is. Yeah they They they actually like hold you up on a crane and they have this giant boot. It's on a pendulum. I like that. We did it at the same time. Oh so on a pendulum right. And so they they ratchet that back. It's one of those things where like you hear it. It's like cac like the mid even middle guess medieval medieval times. Yes is exactly like that. So they pull they pull the boot back and then they release it and when it hits you you die instantly because that's a lot of pressure to doesn't kick you out of anything you would just be gone. You're dead so absolute no you. You're right. I think that that's an issue. What you're saying is true than we need to stop doing that. We do and we need to stop doing it from utah of all places. You can have less force if you do it on the coast. Why would we do it in utah. No idea also it's probably cheaper. 'cause all those people in utah great people wonderful. They all such a high salary. They literally just had those things laying around. that's true. Don't have those things in florida. No because florida's all about you know hitting them sick sick waves and then also dine in a nursing home. Well yeah. I'm terrible person. Sorry all right here. So let's talk about this. Okay let's talk about it. There's one thing that's really been eaten away at me lately. I'm ready is uae on saint patrick's day. Do we remake all this stuff. Don't we have like you see you see those plastic hats and you see the the the costumes. Why didn't they make all that stuff. Like in the eighty s like a ton of it you know and just held it in like i dunno some warehouse and then every year. Just pull it out like it's it's like storage well you don't have to keep making it see but then you how you're you're forgetting one important point in it's an american point so we have to be consumerism karan's up i would say that that america has based on consumerism. I would say. I would even go a step further and say that america's capitalist society therefore really kind of pushing you to be more of a consumer to participate in the capitalism capital. Obviously meaning money and then ism meaning the practice of using that money. Here's a more important point love. I'm ready so let's say you're the guy that made the word consumerism. Okay or that guy. I am now him or capitalism. Or i'm the same guy. Same dude did of the dan. The same guy did both things. My name is. miriam linked. wouldn't you want recognition for that. Yes you know who invented the word consumerism or capitalism journalism or anything. It doesn't have to be them. That's just all i can think of right now. The 'isms on the brain got it. No i have no idea who that is. And i would imagine that at least some of it was made up by someone named webster or mariam. I know or really think that miriam webster created every word. No no no not at all. I mean they didn't create the word selfie. But that's in the you know webster's dictionary from some trained reason so who made the word selfie and person exists. Do you setup royalties somehow or how does that that exist in. Yeah i. I don't know i don't know if that's a thing but i mean it's like you if you create a song or a movie or a book or a new style of toilet paper which is also another thing. I want to bring up. Why isn't toilet paper changed. That's also a good question. Maybe tried and true. Can't really flush wipes why is it two thousand and twenty one and we're still wiping our butts with paper. Well you are. I got me a a day. I don't know i don't well. What's a whole power washer. But even that is seems like a dated way too. I mean it's water. it's just water. Water is useful. It's very useful thing. I don't know it seems like something like like you would go to some third world place and they'd be like oh we use we use water for forgetting the pool off our butts and we we used toilet paper Properties the toilet paper. They get off for abouts. It's like what are you talking about. I have like a robot toilet that that does all that for me. And that's what i'm waiting for. Is the future where every time you gotta go to the bathroom. It just is beamed out of you. Buy some sort of some sort of think though you would literally think that that's the case by now. Okay so i know. We have completely veered off from our tablets. And that's okay. I don't know so. Are you a harry potter fan at all. No okay but you are familiar with the franchise of harry potter. Yes amanda My wife is very fond of it. All right so at least you are aware of the universe. Jk rowling is kind of a crazy person. And that's the writer of said books for anyone who doesn't know and apparently in while not even apparently a couple years ago was asked you know. No one ever goes in the restrooms in all the movies and all the books. No one ever goes to the bathroom and instead of saying why didn't feel. It was necessary to write that into the story. She said that what they actually do is going through the hallways. They just do their business in the hallway and then they magic it away with a wand why i know it can just say i didn't feel i didn't think it was important to write that into the story but instead for some the reply was no no they do they do in the hallway and then they go Poopie levy osa. Whatever and it's gone which is odd in creepy in very strange and no but there is. There is one power in harry potter. That i would love to have. Let's that there's a scene in one of them. And i've only seen the movies. I've not read the books. There's a scene in one of them. We're we're dumbledore. Waves his wand and then he cleans up a whole place with with the magic and i would love to have that ability. Oh yeah. I would take that very quickly. Yes we get. Clean my house thanks. That's another thing it's like. How are we still doing things. Why or maybe have you ever seen wally. Yeah lake y the wire we in recliners with screens in front of our faces. Doing nothing as we move by one hundred miles an hour. Actually it's funny. 'cause we're both in some sort of chair. With trickery and microphones and screens. And yeah i get that but do you ever also think that like what what is any of this for all the time. Why are we getting into an existential discussion. Better we doing. We're sitting here and and like talking about saint patrick's day but why well because it's something we enjoy talking about and maybe someone out there also enjoys listening to it. And then they can screw. Maybe it's true. There's everything yeah. I i shouldn't have. I should have gone that far so sorry audience. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad i'm here. I am too and we're all or all happy. The world is complex. The world is beautiful and every anyway. Oh i wanted to say this. So this is a question that bills off of your question. About the origins of words so the word for the origin of words is etymology. Right was the origin and history of a word who made up that word. What's the etymology. That's that's meta that that that's deep. Yeah dude. I don't know. I guess i just if i created a word that people use every single day like i kinda want people to know that i did it make sense i feel like a lot of words were created prior to anybody caring about that maybe or prior to anybody being able to be. I don't know who knows. Words are weird. Technically every word is made up so we can say book geico goo goo and that could be something you don't know. At what point does a word become recognized as a word. Is there a certain point. Where a certain amount of people need to use that word on on a in a certain amount of phrases throughout the day like actually i. I think i know so for a word to be accepted. As as a as a word right it has to have been said on. Mtv's the real world. The problem is that. Here's the problem that we're facing. Mtv's the real world is no longer on the air so there can never be another word that is accepted as a real word. That is true. No i actually love. that's that's very true But it's just unfair. I guess like i just. I think that i think just something needs to kind of change. And it's not just it's not just about the words it's about people work hard for things that's all okay. I didn't know this. Apparently it is still a thing. I did neither the still think. Okay so words can still exist. That's that's fantastic good. I'm glad to know there's six hundred and fourteen total episodes in thirty three seasons. How is that even possible of words. No of the real world. What what is this. Okay all right now now. Now that i've depressed myself a little bit. I'm going to go ahead and get out of that. H you want to know another really dumb show. Okay i'm ready. What you have you ever seen the show called Oh god. I don't know it's a show where there's people okay so there's guys there's girls news ladies there's ladies and they are all like supermodels. Okay i think it's on mtv. I could be wrong. Knows on netflix. And the whole point of the show was these like beautiful people were on a beach resort and they get on there and they're all like yes. I am like you know totally do all these people and like totally gonna hook up you know and it was a game show. In the whole point was they weren't allowed to have sex. that's weird. so what if they did then money would be taken away from the money that they could potentially win at the end of the game show interesting. That's weird so i don't remember what it was called And i feel like it's a really risky google search so i'm not going to do You're not gonna Yeah i don't want that in my history so if you're listening go ahead and shoot me tax real quick with the name of that episode. Or if you don't mind we know you know what it is. We know you all the time. And if you're if you're like so do you like stand up. Comedy i do i do i quite enjoy. Stand up comedy me too okay. Good something we have john mullany. John mullany is my favorite stand up. Comedian he's nine to. He is fantastic. That's ridiculous so so then you probably know the joke where he's talking about law and order. Svu yes these are real things. I heard on law and order. Svu at three o'clock in the afternoon that at the end is like you know. I would love to just have a full episode ice tea at the end. Say you mean realizing things just listing things that he's realizing like you've been says i'm not very funny but but Yeah it's funny. If you're out there in you like funny stuff then go watch that. It's very funny and also. He is a hilarious person. and he. if you've ever watched snl if you're a fan of snl but there was that bill hader character that he did for stefan. Yeah that was all written by john mullany which is so funny like they co created the character and talk. Yeah i thought this was really funny. They would have cue cards for stefan to read during the during the thing so he would save these ridiculous things about clubs in new york and like it just completely insane stuff and then john mullany would change something on the cue cards before the episode started and not bill because bill hader was very hard to get. It was very hard to get him to crack like he would never crack on during a during a skit so he put these random little things in there and he would get to them and he would like. That's when you can see bill. Hader losing it s steph on having to cover his face and stuff. It's very funny Well worth a worth a watch i love. Snl love about snl is that every introduction is like a political joke. That's very true. Yes i it's just like i don't know to me it's the it's it's boring. I guess i think they've gotten lazy in the last couple of years. You know that's probably true. Had like good a good period of time and then they had a bad period and then they had a really good period and then they had a bad period and now they're just not now not bad that it's bad there's actually some good stuff here and there but it's like really lazy right now. I agree with that. I would definitely rehash old stuff. That's what they do. Have you ever watched him. Eric's you know. I never have. I've never watched josh dude. Tim and eric awesome so awesome. Show great job is probably my favorite show that near andrei show which are both by absolutely productions or whatever they called and yeah i mean. I love that show so much so good. It's just berry. I don't know it's very particular humor that if you don't like that kind of humor then you'll hate it but he's like that kind of humor it will be your favourite show it is. I do like that kind of humor. I'm a big fan. Aqua teen hunger force which i feel somewhat similar it is. I do like some aqua teen hunger force and i do also enjoy the absurdist. Comedy bo burnham actually as great i believe it or not. He is one of the few people that i'm like. Okay i like his later stuff like his new stuff. I mean i actually. I think he's just routinely gotten better. And i feel that way about john mullany to and there are so many that it's like the newer stuff i don't care it's not good. It's like no stop jerry seinfeld. You were funding in the nineties. You're i also don't think he. Well i don't know i don't think he really tries. No i think he just floats he just as people as kinda matter exactly. Yeah and that's probably just as bad. Yeah i'd like. I'm a big fan of seinfeld love seinfeld. He's not that great of a stand up comedian. No i think. I think he's you know. He had his days like you said he did so. So saint patrick's day saint patrick's day in conclusion in conclusion. We we we hope you enjoyed this episode well to conclude it's a holiday based on a patron saint of the guy who wasn't born in the country that is the patron saint of and most of the things that we understand to be part of saint patrick's day in in america. The original color for saint patrick's day was blue so wasn't even green and here. We are with this that we have now which is basically an excuse to drink. Let's be honest. Most holidays in america are an excuse to drink most almost all of them pretty much every so that. That's your summary of saint patrick's day brought to you by that strange and absolutely. I think it was pretty solid I could. I could pull chad. Make sure to put a pin in that for later we're gonna put a pin in that matter and what we don't know we don't know who to you. That's the thing that's the mystery happening between us right now through the airwaves and you should tune in next week when we dive into pincushions phil. We've got a lot of them. We need them because of how many things we've put pens. And they should make that strange pin cushion. Ooh that's a good idea. That's a cool idea. It incorporates so many things are very cool. So thank you so much for listening to this episode. If you've gotten this far good kudos. This was a ridiculous episode. And and we're ridiculous people and and thank you for walking along with us down this ridiculous path. We really as you thank you. Well this has been fun. And we've been that strange. We sure have been and i'm ryan and i'm alex and no chad's no no chad's sorry chad it's okay. We'll be back next week at. We think we'll find out. Maybe not and we are. That's strange goodbye goodbye goodnight.

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You got suspicious after somebody tipped from thirty rockefeller plaza new york city. Please enjoy the spot. Yesterday of late night with seth meyers on today's show. Seth talks to comedian. John mullany but first amber ruffin reacts to texas controversial new abortion law texas heartbeat. Bill has become law and now it is illegal to get an abortion. It six weeks or later here to talk about it is amber ruffin with ambers. Minute of fury. Every politician in texas wants to be in charge of my body so bad well if you want to be in charge of my body within being charged with my whole body fro to toews. Make it all your problem. I'm lactose intolerant. And i love ice cream so every time. I wanna have dairy queen. Jekyll me and you'd better be strong too. Because i love peanut. Buster parfait tell four margaritas in amber. That she can't have a fifth try and reason with her. I dare you if you want to be in charge. Being charged manage my calorie intake. My candy good luck finding the candy. I have hidden from my husband. He can't find it and he knows me. And if i have the poops that's all you. Your should've made sure. I didn't eat that food on knew damn well was too old going to be in charge of one part of my body. What sense does that make being charge of my nappy head of hair. Find my curl pattern. Talk me into or out of getting dreads every six months. Honestly don't know what to do should i. i can't i should i. Can't god damn bought it. All i'm saying is if you're in charge of one region on my buddy. What sense does that make. Just the uterus. At least take the whole bottom half. I wanna federally funded pedicure. You can even pick the color. I can never decide anyway. Should it be a french pedicure. i can't i should. I can't so just make them so. I can wear sandals without feeling sad. Can you do that. Of course you can't be dumb so don't take charge of the biggest decision. I'll ever make my whole life will. You can't even get me a goddamn pedicure. this is been. We're thrilled to have our first guest here with us tonight. He's an emmy winning. Comedian and writer. You know from his work on saturday night live. Oh hello on and netflix. Is john malini in the sack. Lunch bunch please. Welcome back to. The show are very good friend. John mullany hello. You were here. Were in studio a while back. I'm told that i was yeah. It was a year. Yeah it's nice to see it's great. It's good we've talked a fair amount. That i haven't seen you for for a good long. No it's been a while i did. I packed a lot into this. Is it september. Now it is. It is okay so since last september. I went to rehab in september. Okay i got out in october. I move out of my home for my ex wife. I host saturday night. Live on halloween. I relapsed on drugs after the show not directly after. I just mean not after well after good night's well after always said to me. Yes the halloween show. Snl is sacrosanct. Can't there's that's you cannot be under the influence of anything on exactly have to stone cold sober okay. So you're coming out of the. I hosted that. I did relapse back onto drugs after that and then i told i took a job here And you know. I know i remember doing you asked me to do royal watch news of the real life crown and i hope house that segment going we. It's on hold okay. Yeah is interested. Oh i'm sure sure what isn't and let's see then. I continued using drugs. You and some other friends staged intervention recall. I went to rehab again. This time for two months. I got out in february. I lived in sober living for another month and a half. The insurrection was on january six. But i had nothing to do with that. Yeah that was actually. I was away when that happened. Yeah like you you. You can't be late at your doorstep. No and it wouldn't have happened on my watch. there never was. There was never an insurrection. Before i went to rehab and have they done it since i got out not. Why wouldn't dare david j back on the streets. Then in the spring. I went to los angeles and met and started to date. Wonderful woman named olivia. Who i know well lovely woman. Olivia munn very well. I met her actually for the first time in life at your wedding. Yes to alexi your wife. Yeah yeah so it's nice. Something good came out of the wedding. Isn't that that's just a clean. Good joke all around. That's a fun joe. Caller it's a fun job for her. Yes it's a great joke for her and you'll you'll have fun with it at home tonight and she got to date me right out of recovery. Which is what they call a reverse catch. And i'm sorry but it was. It is a very very lucky thing to have met this woman. And you have like you've dealt with me. You knew me before. I was on a lot of drugs down new me while i was on drugs. You did not know me immediately after stopping drugs. It's ben a challenging time. is that the. Would you say that is the hardest version of john mullany to be that to be there all uncomfortable to be but no to. Yeah it's kind of like. It's like newborn bambi legs. You know how when bambi is born bambi. Like hey i used to be on. Cocaine was on cocaine. Thumper they never tested dumper was on adderall. But i got into this relationship. That's been really beautiful and with someone. Incredible who has like dealt with the non coked up bambi version of me and that's been very incredible and she's kind of held my hand through that hell and we're having a baby together. Thanks -gratulations it was. I was nervous when i was about to say the news. That's why i looked down. And then i looked up. Yeah it wasn't that you like forgotten or anything you know i. It's really thrilling. I'm going to be a debt. Yeah it's going to be amazing. Thank adulation thank you. I'm really really. We're both really really happy. It is so much you really crammed so much into a year i did. I did especially for someone that used to have many years of not much interesting. Yeah well you were. I mean when when we met you were. You were a young very successful comedian. You're a wonderful writer but you were a square. Yeah yeah like. And of all the people. I knew in those early years of your time at l. You would be the one. I would lease predict to have one always running around telling people to be sober during halloween halloween. Yeah and so. I remember once. Even we're in chicago and we went out to like we you know. We raiders. go and like watch second. So yeah we go see and we. We went out to a nightclub and And you were at the my club and you were like i'm gonna leave. It's too loud. And i'm saying yeah i remember that and i if when i watch that fellow walkout. I never would have thought that you've had this year. Yeah you weren't like that's that's tabloid fodder right. There that can ask you a question. Do you have kids. I do what do you say when you meet him. 'cause i don't wanna be too formal like hi. I'm john too for you. And they will not know your work and so that is going to be a really tricky way to start it off. That is yeah. So that is a writer. Look if she does her job as a mother. They'll know your credits. They just won't have seen the work. Right right yeah right. But that's an exciting thing that you get to do it all for them for the first time you mean i just like there. You'll be there when they hear horse in a hospital. You know what i mean. Yeah and we're saying they because it's triplets it's not but if it was triplets could rename the ugliest one john mullany. Welcome back to late night. We're here with john mullany. You mentioned the intervention. How was it for you. I how it was for me. My intervention was when i opened the door. I knew right away. It was an intervention. Which that's how bad of a drug problem. I had that when i opened the door and saw people this intervention. Yeah i actually i. Was you know the the gambit that i was i was going to dinner with a friend from college up at their apartment and so you were the first person i saw as i walked through the doorway where i knew this was an intervention. So i i'm going to dinner with a friend from college going to dinner with friend from college going to dinner with french. Gods what seth meyers doing here. You also knew you know. What an intervention is your smart guy and memory of. It was how quickly you tried to tell. All of us like you were like. Don't i get it. it's an intervention. I get it we're good. I'm i agree. I remember walking in and going okay. Okay and then i did. I needed to be the smartest person in the room. Even at the intervention. So i remember saying to all of you before you all read your letter. I have a drug problem. And i need help. Just scoop right scoop us so that. Yeah so we all had to go through and everyone the process where we had a drug problem. I got no intro now. We had to say we would like as you previously mentioned. you know. it's like. John says you have a drug you. There was a wonderful professional. They're fast intervention and She was doing what a professional does. And we're very much like can i. Am i allowed to jump in. Yeah very much wanted to let her know that you you were ready to get past. You're doing a kind version of how i came off. I think i i was. I recall a few times going. I know what an an interventionist and the worst part was and i am. I do regret this. That i two things i kept doing. I kept insisting i was sober at the intervention number one. I looked at everyone and i went. I'm sober now. i'm sober right now. I wasn't yeah. I was on. I remember when i kept going to the bathroom. I was so but then the other thing that's still do you remember when i insisted on getting the credit for days i hadn't used drugs. Yeah yeah that was a really weird hill to die on in the middle of intervention. It'd be like. I want you all doing knowledge that monday and tuesday. I didn't do. It was like okay. We acknowledge that. What was it like on your end. 'cause i got to be high during it right in like so so it was. Was it an awkward affair. Yeah it was awful. Yeah well yeah. I mean mostly because again you do those things because you really worried about your friend. Yes so it starts from there also again. I don't wanna make it about or i don't want to take the focus away from the drug part but you were very late and we've talked before on the show about how you want people to be honest about the fact that you are not a punctual person and yeah ours late. I was two hours late. Yeah for what. I thought was dinner right. Which is not a priority and i do want to stress though like it had it been dinner and not an intervention people also would have been upset it would have been equally bad and do. Do you know the thing that made me the most late. I went to get a haircut at seven pm. Dinner scheduled for seven. Yeah i went at seven pm to get a haircut at saturday night. Live in the emmy award winning hair department. Because i don't remember. I don't know why but i wanted a haircut and i was very coked up and i took my badge from when i worked here and i went to the eighth floor of thirty rockefeller center and i walked in and i said can i have a haircut and betty's like oh john you're not hosting this week and i said. Can i have a haircut and you know in a junkie comes into your office and ask for a haircut. And you're like it'd be faster so i a haircut here at snl. And then i was like okay gotta go to dinner. Well the other thing was that sounds like a lie. Someone on drugs would tell a friend who wasn't in show business because your college friend is not was not in show business and we're all her apartment. Yes you're all at her. She's on the phone and she came in and said he's getting a haircut at saturday night. Live and then all of us. Who worked at saturday night live. He's haircut but you were. Because then. I called saturday night. Live and said hey. What did you call the switchboard. I called the switchboard. The page says i called. And i i asked someone. Could you go check for me. Is john getting a haircut. At saturday night live and then someone came back and said he is currently getting his haircut and i was like i can't believe it. That son of a gun. Yeah after all this and it was just nice. No that with everything you were going through. And and your substance Issues you still went and found that free haircut. I think yeah i still got a free haircut and it was as if i knew like i look back and i'm like wow i was going to rehab for two months that night and i had no idea but some part of me was like you never know when you're going to need when you're going to need a haircut. We're the most clean cut looking. I was the best looking guy at the intervention. I'll tell you that much. Yeah i came in cocaine skinny with a brand new haircut and you look like jerry garcia. Yeah i've been sitting in apartment with strangers free hours waiting for my friend to show. Yeah waiting to be tense and no and not do any bit. Oh yeah we didn't get to do any bits you were. Were you disappointed that you were the only one who is allowed to or you love it. Oh because you were the one who is being funny and the rest of us had. We were not allowed to be funny. I didn't know you weren't allowed to be funny right. Let me let me say this about it. I walk into the intervention. And i'm so mad. I didn't want an intervention. Sure i wanted to continue at that moment. In time. I wanted to continue using drugs sitting here tonight. I'm so grateful to you and to everyone there for saving my life okay. That night i was not great and yet as mad as i was i looked around at the group and i was like this is a good group. It was like a. We are the world alternative comedians over the age of forty. And i was. I mean like so many funny people and then no one did bits the entire time yes. I think you know the gravity of situation when fred arnesen is not doing a bit read was serious. Do you know how off putting that is. Fred was like hey john. I'm really worried about what you're going. Also go go. Most most of friends bits start with. I'm not doing a bit. Yeah hey this is serious. I'm not doing a bit but this a bit. I wanna talk about some more stuff. We stick around. Yeah of course more from laney when come back welcome back. We're here with john malini. So you appeared on the show as a guest right after you hosted us now. Yes then you started working here and you did. A segment called a royal. Watch both of these news of the real life crime and both of these segments. You wore sunglasses in jacket jillian. Yes julian casablancas strokes have given me a big trenchcoat cape of sorts. And so you weren't on the show and after royal of watch realize stories really watch news of the real life crime right. A lot of people were like whoa sums. Wrong john mullany. Yeah when i and. I should know that if somebody who is spending a lot of time with you i was. I look back into my incredible ignorance to what you were going through. I mean i knew you'd gone rehabbing out. Yeah but i did not Anyway what happened was a lot of people i think. Something's john mullany. And you. And i were like nothing's wrong with you and then it turns out something was wrong with you. You look at the photos those people you know. I'm in a tough spot here because yeah it's like the boy who cried wolf. The boy who cried royal watch news i was not under the influence while. Delivering my royal. Watch news of the real life crown report. Yes i i had been under the the day before and the day after i probably was under the influence. But while on the show trying to update the audience on royal. Watch at your insistence. I was more sober than not however a lot of people were then saying. Something's wrong with john. Mullany and i was sitting at home going indeed something. Yeah well the the real problem of it. Not knowing of course moving forward what would happen is a perfect photo for when you then went back to. Yeah there were very rarely. Dis- someone make a public appearance looking like that moments before being institutional and so. Yeah everyone going humble any checks into rehab for alcohol and cocaine abuse and then the photo is of me in those sunglasses Maybe this one ranting and this is a guy who's about to shoot. Yeah that's a guy a guy moments and his friend just laughing having this man just kicking back things wrong with this guy wrong with this guy. This one look a little concerned here. Maybe there was also thinking we. Also anytime wildly gesticulating into the audience. And i think just in case it. Everybody wants to get the timeline down. This was we did not have an audience. No you did not no. That's an excellent this issue. That has basically you just during the wally. That's me playing to the crowd. That isn't there. We couldn't see no. I couldn't who is. But i mean i i mean how how crazy i must have been to suggest that harry and meghan were desperate for publicity that in november. That totally came true. Always doing it again. Right crowd doing it again. Yeah well it is. It was i look. I'm always very happy to be your friend. And i'm very happy to be in your presence and this year i was lucky. It's been a long time and it was a real roller coaster. But i'm very happy on the other side of it. I am so happy for you and olivia. This is very exciting news. I love you very much and I'm glad you're doing well. I love you. Seth i You know You guys saved me from drugs and olivia in this baby have helped save me from myself and This early journey out a recovery and Yeah i don't have a joke for that. I'm really grateful to you. Buddy thank you. I love you. I love you. Thanks for being here. That's john mullany. Late night with. Seth meyers weeknights on nbc. At twelve thirty five eleven thirty five central original music on the late night. Podcast is by the h. e. ban. Don't forget to follow the handle late night. Set on social media until your friends who subscribed to the late night podcast wherever they get their podcasts.

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Culture Gabfest: Lash, Pre-Lash, and Parasocial Relations

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An existential tomorrow about the traumatic afterlife of america's forever wars it stars oscar isaac and tiffany haddish. And then hulu has a little charmer out now. It's called only murderers in the building. It's about three true crime obsessive. Who team up to investigate a mysterious suicide their venerable upper west side apartment building lula it stars martin short steve martin and selena gomez and finally we will discuss something called para social relationships with madison alone. Kirchner of the icy ym i. Podcast of course of slate magazine joining me today. Is isaac butler isaac. You are the author of a forthcoming book. The method how the twentieth century learned to act. Give me the update again february. I twenty twenty two and you'll be on the show in the immediate aftermath of that you promised to discuss Yes i promise. I'm very cited. An incredibly cool subject to be writing about and speaking of which dana stevens has a. I'm going to call it dana. I knowing you and remembering what you've said about it over the years. This is kind of a length essay disguised as a biography of buster. Keeping your nay yet. The thumbnail sketch. I've been giving steve. And i'm not good at thumbnail sketches. I should warn you is that is that this book is a cultural history of buster keaton's lifespan. So it's not a biography but it's a sort of way of looking at his lifespan. Eighteen ninety five to nineteen sixty six and all the changes that happened in american culture during that time through things that happened in his life. Brilliant and the title is cameraman dana. I'm going to push so fucking hard for this book. In the weeks leading up to january twenty fifth will get it on the times nonfiction bestseller list. I'm i promise you gonna happen my heart. Steve truly warms my heart. And of course i should say you're the film critic of course for slate. I tell you make a show. That's let's do it. Paul schrader was the screenwriter for taxi driver. American gigolo raging bull. He also directed american gigolo to my mind eight vastly underrated movie. He's the writer director most recently of the very lauded. First reform with ethan hawke. His latest movie is the card counter. He wrote and directed this one to ten one cents. A movie you've seen a dozen times afford to john. Picture about a gambler roaming from casino to casino floating amidst the sea of debt is wondering where he went wrong and even takes up with a. Yes a kid. A good kid. You're good kid. I'm going to help redeem you but the movie. The movie is pretty much without such cliches. This gambler played by oscar. Isaac is not. he's not addicted. he doesn't especially like he's indifferent about winning or losing isn't trying to pay off some mortally onerous debt to the heavies. He's trying to find a way to live with his trauma and his guilt. He was that guy within this fictional universe. He was that guy at abu ghraib who got photographed in the act of torturing and the photo went viral and so he took the fall for his country's collective sin soldiers come back from and certain mythology attached to them so world war one was awarded killed or maimed generation. The survivors were lost generation. World war two was survivors war. All the way was about the marshall plan the gi bill defeating fascism. It's mythology was spun out by survivors survives to this day with spielberg and private ryan. And all that stuff in vietnam. One hardly needs to go into all kinds of dreadful in competing mythologies the forever war has produced forever warriors men to whom no overly specific mythology of either guilt or triumph 'attaches their existential wieners. Of a kind. That you can understand that schreyer's always been attracted to isaac's character. Calls himself william tell. He sees gambling total instrumental. It's way to help out this kid. His father was also victimized by forever. Were and maybe just. Maybe he himself. Oscar is a character can connect on a human sexual level with his patron played so winning. Leap tiffany haddish. Let's listen to a clip linda. Linda l l like lucky lady. I've watched to play count cards right. I'm not smart but you win so you can cards. How do you avoid backed off. Been back here. You are a matter of degree. House doesn't mind players. become cars. don't even mind players. Who cancun's win tom. Collins with tanqueray sorta water what they don't like class we count cards and win big. It's about how much you win and how you win. I stick modest goals. That's what i wanted to talk to you about. What's your name again. William tell. I've watched to plant poker and i wonder why you play. Such low stakes crackerjack. Keep too modest goals. But there's no reason that okay. I should say this movie. Also stars willem defoe's kind of shithead for whom forever war was nothing but a blessing. Dana curious movie right. What would you make of this. I mean i absolutely loved it. I understand everything you're saying about having known beats and being explorations of themes that paul schrader has been exploring for decades and decades. But i feel like he's on a roll right now and it's sort of incredible to be on a roll when you're seventy five and have been in the film industry and to some degree on the fringes of the film industry right. I mean like you say he's better known as a writer than a director. He's had plenty of failures along the way and his career. You know big bombs big misses But he's hit two movies in a row completely out of the park. I this is maybe not quite to the level of reformed In terms of originality and its cohesion has a total work but he's so stumbled upon his kind of actor oscar rising right this this kind of existential brooding hero that that traders specializes in and i feel like he's really refined his concerns down to this This this very fine sheen and this movie has very fine sheet. I mean it's about an ugly world but it is so beautifully created what it really reminds me of the paul schrader film. Most reminds me of is light sleeper. start willem defoe in a very similar role to this oscar isaac role. And you know it was also about this kind of alienated wanderer. You know who's who's processing through his trauma and who has this kind of possibly doomed love affair sort of a similar story and I always been a complete sucker for light sleeper. Absolutely love that mom. And i felt like this. This struck some of the same courts. I mean it's a very old fashioned movies very first thing that struck me about it because it's the very first thing you see is that it has an opening title sequence that straight out of old hollywood right. It's it's the background. Is this felt. That's a a gambling table. Basically right as an extreme close up on a greenfield gambling table. And you get this full role of credits. That sort of you know just like an old fashioned opening title sequence and from that moment you kind of know. I'm in this. Not even neo. New artistic classic noir mood and and schrader is so comfortable in that world and so interested in exploring the intricacies of it that it never felt to me like it was programmatic checking off the boxes being enor- movie and the way the modern thing about as you say steve is that you know. It's it's weaving in this narrative of abu ghraib torture. And you know sort of america's guilt as of twenty twenty one years being woven into this old fashioned story so it isn't just sort of retro noir. Greatest hits yeah. I mean i feel like What interests me in traders work. And i think is where a lot of its charge comes from is that it is sometimes hard to tell even within one movie. To what extent he is an artist imbued with great moral seriousness. Right and to what extent. He's an artist imbued with unbelievable perversity and that that is he an artist of great moral seriousness. And that's why he examines this subject. Or is he drawn to these subjects and comes up with these sort of moralistic angle into them. So that he can kind of wallow in the ship. You know what i mean. And and that's it that's where to me is like the dialectic of all of his films both as a writer and as a writer director that i find so fascinating because it gradually starts implicating you the viewer in them as well and that. That's sort of where i find a to me. That's what's juicy about about seeing his movies and what's troubling about seeing his movies and i think that's part of why he's been able to find this kind of that and of course. The religious sensibility is why he's been able to find this this interesting angle in one of the things he's managed to do here and i think it's fortuitous timing. This film comes out. You know not that long after our withdrawal from afghanistan you know is is to look at this unbelievable crime that we as a nation perpetrated and as part of the war on terror that we don't really talk about that much anymore and ask this question of. How do we come back from that. I mean the place. He winds up as a place. He often winds up physical excruciating. But but i do think that question is is a really powerful one for us to be thinking about in this exact moment. Okay first of all. I ask is completely mesmerizing. Tiffany haddish completely mesmerizing. I love them as two people attempting to workout there transactional relationship to one another finding an let's just say extra transactional aspect to very late in the film is powerful. They're both extraordinary actors. I loved watching that. I don't know. I understood the ideas of the movie i understood. How veterans carried this guilt with them. I felt as though unlike i or form. Dana which who's large ideas and human intimacies were in balance with one another. This one struggled to achieve exactly that same fineness of equilibrium. In some sense. I was like i get it. That was horrible and i profoundly grateful for this movie. And i'm a huge fan of schrader. I mean susan sarandon and light sleeper. One of the great screen villains unheralded screen villains of all time but this one unlike light sleeper american gigolo first reform. I i love having all these ingredients in a pot again in savoring it i i never lost myself to the stories just the bluntest way to put it. Yes i think. I felt that too. And that's what i meant by saying that. This is a less well integrated movie than than i reformed or certainly than taxi driver or one of those movies that he just wrote. I mean there's something different about him when he writes. Ender heck's right because you've got uncut schrader fantasies all the way through and that question that you're talking about isaac about whether you know his his interest in these issues of violence and guilt is is more from immoral point of view or to some degree. Just kind of wallowing in the degradation. Comes up a lot in this movie. And i kept thinking throughout. What if martin scorsese had directed this. What does this was a collaboration between the two of them. How would it be different right. I'm curious isaac what you would think would have been different. But i think one thing that i doubt score says he would have done and that struck me as a bit wallowing. He was the the kind of fish islands effects that you saw when there were flashbacks to abu grave right. There's these moments that you you go back. And it's horrible. And the things you witness. In the oscar. Isaac characters mind. He's remembering what it was like to be at abu ghraib and dealing with the prisoners there and sort of how quickly how easy it was to descend into the mindset of the torture and those images are all sort of distorted. You might call it a fish eye lens. I'm not sure technically how it's achieved but essentially everything looks like. It's being seen in this big distorted globe. And i found that a little bit distracting and a little bit stagey in a way that sort of seemed to to wallow in the violence then at the end and i won't give away the ending but it's no surprise impulsion movie that there's a sort of violent apotheosis at the end and the violent apotheosis. The felt a little confusing tacked on unearned in a way that is certainly not the case with first or light sleeper or taxi driver other movies you might compare that kind of ending to and all of those. I suppose if you're looking at this movie as a on purely aesthetic terms are imbalances imperfections in its its structure But there was nonetheless something so pure and so heartfelt about about the the writing and about the acting and about the creators relationship to this character and this material that i felt really just grateful for this movie and just sort of happy in a meadow. Way to see an artist of pulse raiders age. And who's been through the struggles with the industry that he's been through just really kind of thinking at this level you know. There's this voice over that he makes work. Schrader makes work. By having the oscar isaac character beat writer essentially he gets back to his hotel room that he's mysteriously wrapped all the furniture in white sheets. We haven't talked about any of these strange idiosyncrasies of the character and he writes down his thoughts and you hear his thoughts in voiceover and It could easily be seen as something very artificial right. When you're just literally seeing his hand move across a page right as he ex positive early says these words about his interstate But something about this movie's dedication to that to to interior already to language. You know just to the significance of watching something unfold. In someone's mind felt really unusual and original to me. At this moment. I found myself at times feeling like that. Kind of pure triple distilled traitor. Nece did not always do the material favors. Like i kind of wanted someone to come in at an angle to the material just to see what what happened. You know there's this term in in screenwriting of putting a hat on a hat like that's when you you do something kind of redundantly In writing and i felt like there were times where tony it was just putting a hat on hat over and over and over again and i wanted to see what might happen if someone like like tried to kind of break up that a bit and just to see what what happened to you. One simple example there actually moments of vary battery humor in the film when the three principles are together getting ready to gamble and he's written that shot at and they've said it and every time it happens. He starts pouring on the dread filled music. Were turning down the volume or cutting away from them or something. It's like he can't bear to allow there to actually be a moment. You might find funny in the movie. For example and i just i just found myself i mean. I think the film is supposed to be a lot. I think it is supposed to be an oppressive and nightmarish experience. And so maybe. I just want the kind of relief that he's deliberately not giving us. But i did find myself thinking. It'd be really interesting if not to say that. This movie shouldn't have been directed by him. But it'd be really interesting like in theater where someone else could take the script and then do their own version of it. Like i would love to see that just assuming that was like right. There's this funny way. In which the anhedonia is connected to a certain discipline which is a total refusal of the cliches of the gambling movie. I mean we are totally an supposed to be totally on invested in whether he wins or loses and and whether he has some magic card counting ability he seems to be very good at it. He doesn't he doesn't care at all and it's not the movies. Not faking his nonchalance in order to make him more bogart like he really doesn't give a shit not supposed to give a shit. Yeah it's it's food struck me that there's a right now on criteria and there's a collection of gambling movies or maybe it's not there anymore but they had a really great selection of these really well curated movies about gambling and even this movie takes place completely in casinos right in the fringe world of casinos and is called the card counter about a guy who counts cards. It's not really a gambling movie. Nobody has a gambling addiction. No one seems to take any particular pleasure in gambling. The movies not really even sociologically exploring the world of behind the scenes gambling right. I mean it really is a stand in for any sort of hellish space that might constructed within which people work out there. Traumas okay what were maybe somewhat mixed on the movie but at the end of the day. We're telling you to see it. It's the card counter from the sensibility of paul schrader Check it out and let us know what you thought of it. You know in in films where they're like from the mind of stephen king is one really does feel like it's like from the mind of pulse rate. You wouldn't say that about a serious oscar. Contender movie or whatever. But israeli is from the mind of paul schrader. Exactly exactly right okay now. A word from our sponsor dana. What are you have this late. Culture gabfest is brought to you by progressive. What's one thing you'd purchase with a little extra savings a weighted blanket smart speaker that new self-care trend you keep hearing about well progressive. Wants to make sure you're getting what you want by helping you save money. On car insurance drivers you save by switching to progressive. Save over seven hundred dollars. On average and customers can qualify for an average of six discounts when they sign up discounts like having multiple vehicles on your policy progressive offers outstanding coverage and award winning claim service day or night. They have customer support. 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I really like our slate plus segment it was a sort of an overflow segment From our conversation about para social relationships which is the phenomenon of being overly identified with figures in media or entertainment that you don't actually know and feeling like they're your friends and we just explored it in our own lives and it went to all kinds of interesting and unexpected places including talking about what it's like to be a podcast or who presumably has some people out there who have para social relationships with you. I thought it was a really good conversation. And and surprising one. And you can listen to that at the end of this segment if you're a slate plus subscriber if you're not a sleepless subscriber of course you can always sign up at slate dot com slash culture plus. It only costs a dollar. Join for your first month. And for that dollar. You will get ad free podcasts. And bonus content like the segment. I just described members also get unlimited access to all of the writing on slate dot com. You'll never hit a paywall if you belong to slate plus so you can sign up once again at slate dot com slash culture plus again. That's late dot com slash culture plus. Okay steve on with the show. Only murders in the building takes place in upper west side building modeled. I would guess on the in sony or the dakotas something like that a place with a gigantic inner courtyard and gothic recesses. Here three neighbors who do not know one another. They know each other from the elevator. Have anything only mildly contemptuous interactions with one another suddenly discovered. They're obsessed with the same true crime podcast and then they decide to investigate together and apparent suicide in their building. They are desperate desperate to believe that this was foul play. What files genial comedy. It brings together to old old hands. Old hand steve martin and martin short together with selena gomez a young hammond making shorts characters theater director down on his luck. Steve martin and actor from kojak like tv series. Back in the seventies maybe early eighties. They decide as they begin to conduct their own investigation to also make their own podcast. Hijinks and poignancy ensued. The show is co created by steve. Martin and john hoffman. let's listen to a clip. Well this is a clip from the first episode. So you're going to hear the three actors we just talked about. Selena gomez steve martin and martin short neighbors in this building as they all encounter for the first time a dead body. Someone who has apparently killed himself in the building. You'll also hear the voice of a woman playing the cop investigating the crime. This guy from the elevate. God his his head was. I've seen tv dead bodies that was have you ever his shot himself. He didn't we saw him look like an hour ago. Did he seem like he was going to go. Do something associated with the deceased. No no we don't know we're neighbors in the building. We live in the building. So don't know it just in passing not his past. No yes when we pass by before he passed. That's right but are you sure that it was suicide. That doesn't make sense. I mean even in passing even seem the type so you don't know him. I'll look you're probably just starting your investigation. Looking into all the forensic guy dammit. What fucking podcasts. Are you all hooked on. I swear to god. If i meet one more true crime not this is suicides textbook is that i think there's a lot of fun things to say about this fun show but having you here i gotta start one place in very particular and will broaden out from there which is the kind i find it wonderfully funny satire of martin short's character as a once very successful broadway theatre director though as he often says also off broadway and off off off of off broadway director. Who's really hard on his luck now. He is old producer. Nathan lane lives in the building. Who used to bankroll women. Lost a ton of money on splash. The musical i. I have to say that's when i laughed. Hardest than your theater theater guy. What would you make what you make of the show. Yeah i find this show delightful. I just think it's totally charming. It's my comfort viewing. It reminds me of You know there was that period of time were usa network. Did their blue sky programming and there were just like a bunch of charming shows about fun people solving crimes. Or whatever you know i felt like a every household needed their. They're blue sky. Show do you know what i mean and my wife mine was the show white collar and this brings back the pleasure of watching that. It's very comforting. You're watching very charming. People be very charming. There's tons of incredible cameos. Many of them of like really high level wonderful stage actors like jane. Howdy shell michael. Crichton and nathan lane and it's just a confection i just i just really really dig it. A lot of the comedy is very broad. The satire of the cop. Show that steve martin's character used to star in which is where he played. A guy named brazos is is very silly. You know all the stuff to do with martin shorts broadway. Career is absurd and heightened. But i'm quite charmed by it and quite taken with it. I i find myself giggling lot and always looking forward to watching it. What do you think. Yeah i mean. I feel like this is going to scratch the of people who who like a murder mystery but they like to be nice and cozy. It's not completely out of line with the british murder. Mystery obsession but but it is also you know. Obviously the jokes and the humor are american style but it has that sort of knitting doilies while you watch kind of feeling of a cozy murder mystery. Something that i liked that it brings to the genre and just to tv. In general is that is that it's got this kind of intergenerational for song between the two middle aged guys right the two guys in their sixties who were sort of looking back on their lives and this mysterious young woman played by selena gomez who so far. I've seen three episodes of the show so far. We're just starting to figure out how it is that a person age lives in a vast department in this in this luxurious apartment building. And we know that she grow- grew up poor. We know that she has some sort of connection to the victim of the possible crime. Possible suicide but nothing is spun out yet about her and the twists are just really really well doled out in this show their half hour episodes. So it's it feels like a comedy drama but they managed to drop a twist at the end of every every episode. That makes you really happy that you know who is doing that. Turnover thing enforcing you to watch the next one. Whether you chose to or not. I think the show. I really enjoyed the show got gets to things. Exactly right. i think I mean many many things exactly right but it's too big things exactly right. The first is that you know i love. The idea of the upper west side is a backdrop to such a peculiar in its own way peculiar part of the cities. It's very insular in some sense. It's it's very privileges very self-regarding it's and the show is shrewd about who makes up these communities. It's got eccentric timers. Who bought in in a real estate sense. Fifty years ago for micro pennies on the dollar right. They win back when the upper bourgeoisie did. Not by and large wanna live on the upper west side in the nineteen seventies. these characters like martin short's character and steve martin's character bought real estate for for what we would regard. Now is just no money whatsoever. And they're just grandfathered in. They're going to be there forever. They're never gonna let let go of their apartments and they live right directly next door to the ultra. Well wealthy the late commerce who are buying in for five ten fifteen million dollars at a pop and the shows. The shows show understands that folk way very well and presented to an audience. I think with the degree of real honesty. I thought the other thing was was true. Crime podcast our desperately in need of spook spoofing. These things that cise violent death and turn it into a fun puzzle game. I think does show have its cake and needed to a little bit but it's very much about troubling that obsession and and dehumanizing the person whose life has been lost it seems to be quite quite truly aware of what it's doing by making them into podcast makers i didn't like the show at first. I thought you know here's a very nerdy show does have a lot of joke density it and then i got. I got shits creaked here. I mean it just got past famous fort. Knox like defenses. And i was like what the fuck i love this show. I love it. And i think she's there are wonderful right there. I mean just throw them out on stage in front of a camera these guys. They're just wonderful. Performance data there. I mean infallible is probably not quite read. I'm sure they do. They fall on their face like the rest of us but they pratfall beautifully when they do. I mean there's just something about these real veteran old-timers who know who know exactly at what level to play something how narrow and small. How broad and like i just. I love what they're doing and she's terrific right. I mean i. I know selena gomez. I have teenage daughters. She's not a stranger in my household. Haven't really spent a lot of time thinking about her. She's grown into a a wonderful actress and performer. I think you you really need that age discrepancy here. She's very funny when she observes them attempting to interact with technology or even for that matter the world. I thought that that's played actually quite well i wouldn't say subtly but in its own way kind of beautifully. Yeah i don't think i mean. Subtlety is not this shows forte. Right i mean i. It's very often quite silly. The comedy is often sort of broader and more old fashioned in some way. Dad joke bonanza. It's gotta lanza. Yeah it's weird because you know the thing. Though that i found myself really appreciating is actually. it's real sense of visual style. The design is really carefully done And almost every episode contained some kind of odd magic realist or surreal or imagined visual flight. A fancy in it. They don't always work for example. There's an episode where martin shorts trying to out who their prime suspect is in. It's done. Is this kind of extended parody of chorus line. That just goes on for ever and is not funny at all laughed the whole way through. Maybe tom but as you know there can only be one tim. Konno's murderer i'm looking for. I'm looking for means. But most of all. I'm looking for moxie soon i just. I just appreciated that. They were trying to do as much interesting stuff as they could with a show. That's mostly people wandering from apartment to apartment bickering. Yeah i kind of agree that that that chorus line scene was a little bit excruciating. I like you appreciate it. It's playfulness and that gave martin short a chance to just go over the top with his his character who is really endearingly flawed. As is steve martin character. I mean both of them. Essentially are these sort of self absorbed you know show business has bins right and so there's some fun being had at their characters expense in virtually every scene so game for it and so hilarious i mean i i think this is one of those days. They all got the memo kind of shows right it. Has this particular mood and tone like shits creek. Steve right that takes maybe a few episodes to get into but then once you once you're there you just think why would i not finish. Why would i not spend half an hour a week with these people. Yeah i mean the my favorite of the throwaway jokes and the episode's i've seen because there are some big jokes that land really well including a particular celebrity that the fourth episode is is is built around. But there's one moment where steve martin's character is talking about auditioning for things He hasn't worked in decades right and just as the scene is ended. He just shuts. I mean not auditioning. I'm offer only right. Which is that. He'll only take roles offer to him. Which is the most absurd thing for someone who is not working in decades to say and i just pause it. I was laughing so hard. Yeah i had a couple of those moments similar finding the help out too much of a spoiler but there's a cat a set of jokes. That scene was oh. Dd but it made me laugh hard. Okay it's called only murders in the building. I think we pretty much loved it. It's not for everyone so may not be for you. 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There's anybody in our audience as ignorant as i am. yeah sure so. Merriam webster defined. Now i'm kidding. You probably have para social relationships and just didn't know there was a word. It's a psychological term that dates back to nineteen fifty-six from a team. Donald horton and our richard wall. And it's basically how people you me. It tend to feel like we're in real relationships with media figures. Tv stars people who are in movies radio hosts of its nineteen fifty. Six or podcast. If it's twenty twenty one or in the case this week. Comedians and with likeability is the chief requirement precondition for them. Actually appear you know you have to want to let. Dick van dyke and mary tyler moore repeatedly into your family. There's a surrogate quality too. I mean that's the thing about how much television is about surrogate families right. I mean the you know not to over social psychologist but it makes sense that this is an enormous amount of longing goes into the tv screen. Of course now we live in the age of social media. And we have this. You know the concept is getting a working out now on twitter specifically around one figure as you mentioned john mullany so philipson on that why him and y para sociability is attaching to his name. Now so the the big news john mullany world of the last few months are that he split up with his wife. Annamarie tendler they get a divorce. He is spotted with olivia munn and then recently announces that he and olivia are announcing a are announcing a baby. That's a verb you could use. They're having a baby. He tells this to his good. Buddy seth meyers and twitter for lack of a better word just loses it. John mullany somebody who has established sort of a personality as a supreme wife guy. This is a man who loved his wife who made charming jokes and bits about his wife. My wife i love saying my wife. It sounds so adult. That's my wife great. You sound like a person i said. Even before we were married we were just dating and we were once getting on an airplane ticket. Didn't say anything in my ticket said priority access. It doesn't matter why we're getting on. And i said can my wife board with me. And they were like yes. Of course right this way and i was like oh. That is so much better than all those times. It was like kim my girlfriend come and yeah. I shouldn't have said it that way. But still his fandom came to know and love him as that guy and no one love her as the wife of that guy and so all of these announcements all of these changes just sort of turned the phantom on its head. I am someone who's not actually particularly familiar with john. Mullany as stand up right and it seems to me that one am i correct in thinking that one of the reasons why there's been so much backlash to just like a guy getting divorced and having a kid and going to rehab very normal things that adults do is because of the way his kind of interview persona and onstage persona are the same like like what is his onstage persona in such a way that might be encouraging this kind of attachment from his fandom in a way that maybe another stand up comic. Wouldn't that's exactly exactly so johnny. So compelling because his stage persona what he's doing as a stand up at the mike it makes you. The audience believed that that's really hit. You know it's sort of confessional. It's very honest it's funny often. It's very dark. And so you come away from watching his shows in specials feeling like you truly know this guy so then suddenly to have him having all of these changes in his life. And seth meyers like. I'm with olivia munn and we're having a baby. It really does feel like why. Didn't you tell us john. come on. we're friends right. I mean you see. I guess you saw that beauty in for example. The fact that he he. I'm not super familiar with his his standards either but he has a famous bit about never wanting children right are real estate agent wanted us to have a baby more than anyone else in our lives more than anyone in our family she hinted about it constantly every room. She walked into. She'd be like so. This could be an office or maybe a nursery. Yeah no like we said. We don't know if we're going to have and now now. I know i know you don't know if you're going to have them. But you know you know you never know. Sometimes you don't know what's going to happen and then something happens. Well yeah that's all of life works. Keep on seeing him. Talked about is the ultimate nice guy and all these articles about pera social relationships with him but he actually presents himself as you say is something darker figure in his comedy and is very of irreverent. You know about this this idea that you know a couple must have children and so that's the idea now that he's changed his mind about having children. I guess makes his fans feel betrayed. And you know. I suppose that would be an example of an unhealthy relationship with an imaginary celebrity right that he wanted to be consistent to a stand up persona something that i found really remarkable in all of this is that i mean like isaac. I'm not super familiar with john. Mullany suddenly noticed that my social media was exploding with these conversations about him and almost all of them were had the word. Socialism it was you could really see the kind of vitality of that term picking up and so before. I even sort of new like what happened in this comedians life that i am not particularly connected to care about. I was already hearing the pushback about people who care too much about john. Mullany in other words the the backlash sort of preceded in my social media world that the lash itself of people i love it pre lash pro lepuc lash. Oh my god split a world one thing that that struck me about. I don't know there's been so many lashes. At this point there was a pre lash. there was a backlash. There's been a backlash to the backlash people. Pushing back on is that it is true that this is the thing. We probably all do right the that you get really attached to a famous person or a person. You're spending a lot of time with even though you don't know them and then you begin to sort of get confused about the nature of that relationship but but there seems to be a weird thing where like how do i put this. Just because it's a thing we all do and that might be a thing does not mean that it's either good or healthy and there seems to be a weird thing where people are like well. Everyone does this as a way of being like. Therefore i am actually entitled to get super upset at this stranger. Who's getting a divorce. Which just seems like a very strange way to talk about like we all have natural feelings that we need to work against expressing because they're unhealthy right. I feel like there have to be levels to this right. I'm a big swifty into my mind shift is like there's no one better at para social relationships than taylor swift. That does not mean that. I know her or that should be the crazy person. Who is like breaking into her soho apartment and crawling into her bed. You know we are not. We are not friends. We're lovers but i do. I have a lot of empathy for the category of people who are not like descending. I assume john mullany like horrible. Dams and death threats. Or what have you but sort of feel like. I thought i knew you and now i know you in a different way because you have transactional relationship with celebrities. Sure you're not actually friends. But barred of why they get to be celebrities is because you invest your your time and your emotion into them into caring about the fact that john mullany has a grumpy bulldog named petunia french bulldog. French bulldog named petunia and doesn't want kids. You know you spent time building this character in your mind and caring about this person and watching those those specials and watching bid mouth and if you haven't seen sack lunch bunch my god please go watch it. I have a couple of questions like a big one and then lowdown cheap and dirty small one. And i'll start with the big one. The first is that okay. I get it so you know somewhere between detachment and stockard them. There's this odd ca- taxes. We have with famous people that we don't know and we fill in unbeknownst almost to ourselves we in a lot of blanks and We make them far more real to us than they are. Really real to us in some sense against this. I always thought there was shit eating postmodern irony as a defense mechanism. That allowed you to see that all things were fabricated equally fabricated. Nothing was authentic. Nobody was who they said. We were this nucci and play of masks. And whatever and people didn't fucking attached to anything with any degree of sincerity anymore. I'm surprised that that antibody broke down against this virus to the extent that people had now have to name it and bandied about and lashing backlash about it. That's that's sort of an observation. But i have a question. Which is i want to go around the table who europe were all para social vampires. Apparently who's your. Who's your victim. isaac. I wanna start with you on this one boy because your mind so oh really good. Good good good good. That helps break the ice. That does that the reason why. It's a little bit tricky as that. I do feel like through becoming someone who writes about culture. I've actually met a lot of the people who i might have. Otherwise wound up nicer. Because it's like you're you're no longer mine. Earl grey got it. But because i'm wearing their t shirt right now as i say i will say that. The central the band yola tango two of their members are married and been married for decades and many of their songs are about the dynamics of having been married for a very long time and domesticity and stuff like that. And i feel like if so of georgia hugely. An ira kaplan split up. For some reason i would be like what the fuck guys you guys are the ones who sing about long term relationships and trying to exist in this world and keep going so. That's the one that that that. I'll go with dana. Got gotta hear yours. I mean sort of jokingly alluded to one of them in our card counters segment. Because i have this whole sorta bit. That i do on social media about oscar isaac being my boyfriend and that we have a very deep connection that no one can understand and if anyone can test it i just sanctimoniously condescend to them and say that oscar and i have something to profound for them to to really comment on that in fact is not so much social as it is a joke about para social relationships. I was trying to think back to a moment. When i have been legitimately crushed by some news of a celebrity being someone different than i thought they were. And maybe something that happens more when you're younger because i had to go way back and it's a way bigger infraction than then john. Anything john mullany is done which is says is just a person living their life and having their their problems and their joys and it was woody allen and it is not even you know the revelations that we all now talk about about woody allen and the child abuse allegations it was just him going off with sunni which was such a weird horrible moment it was. You know thirty years ago now but i still remember. Just the shock of reading. About what like woody. Allen is having an affair with his girlfriend's adopted daughter and just kind of the insanity of that and alienating of it and that was a moment when you know crimes and misdemeanors had just come out or maybe husbands and wives like he was making good movies. He was a person whose work i was interested in. Someone who honestly. I've had admired since i was a teenager. You know as a as a filmmaker and comedian so that was certainly a moment of having to rethink what that person was. And you know there's been many occasions since than to rethink it again. But i'm not sure that's really analogous in a way because because that's a legitimate reason to be upset with the celebrity and that that made me think the woody allen connection with this this utterly not analogous john mullany situation maybe think of someone i had seen in in our research for this some somebody making these para social connections and being sad about losing their hero. Who connected this to louis c. k. Said something like oh. This is almost like when louis c. k. disappointed his fans. And it's not. It's nothing like that. There is no crime or you know aggression or no. No one was harmed except the way that people are harmed in love. Triangles and relationships and the way people lose people. So i don't think those two things are are really analogous. But that's an example of how far i had to go back to really feel that i think maybe this is part of being a culture writer like you were saying isaac to me. It's less that. I'm necessarily meeting these people. It's that i'm just d.c. affecting them. You know same idea. Thank to the oscars. Like i cannot get up in arms about something losing or winning because it all seems like a game so i don't know that's my jaded answer. That's good though. That's a great answer. I mean madison before. Gets you odyssey quickly. Like i mean the big one for me would have been springsteen. Of course there's like just this way. In which the ego of his you know young adolescent boy fans dissolves in the you know with his in upon hearing his music for the first time especially in nineteen seventy seven and you know so i just remained for a period of about fifteen years completely interested in his biography. What went into the making of this person but it became. He understood this and the people he worked with understood that this was the nature of the relationship that was very cultish very obsessive and they really began to commercially exploited as as culminating in this broadway show in which he talks about his life and it just for me it just is cornpone and and i felt that as early as i don't know born in usa. Really i mean so so i had a primal experience of catholicism d.c texas and and and maybe it was therapeutic in some way but bizarrely in a way. Isn't it sort of. I mean famously. What journalists do of course is portrayed their their subjects as janet malcolm famously said that's sort of true but another way critic critics and writers interact with them as para socially in a sense. You're trying to at a distance. You're trying to close a distance on behalf of the reader in some sense and like right now. I'm writing a long piece about the philosopher. Michelle suco and and i'm reading every piece of biographical there's been a lot of fiction written about him. Interestingly enough he's been fictionalised in ways are totally fascinating and of course my job is to form some sort of para social relationship to him if he he's been dead for thirty plus years. If you walked in the door. I would immediately address them as michelle and begin asking him about his day. How did it go to the library. And are you gonna go to the leather clubs tonight. As if i knew him i mean i. It's it's a weird kind of semi psychosis that one creative semi psychosis that one gets into. Probably one's own fictional characters as well as a fiction writer so that that'd be my long winded answer but madison. I'm dying to hear what about you. You said swifty. You're swifty. Though i think for me truly and this will this will place my my age in life. It's j. k. Rowling right like the books were never good. They did teach me what an adverb is. But i loved those damn things so much. And then i grew up to become a queer person in the world and discovered that the woman who wrote the books that define my childhood just sucks again though i feel like i want to stand up for john mullany in all this although i have no investment in ms either because or or into your own now. But he's he is no. Jk rowling nor is he any. Louis ck or woody allen. He's not out there spreading hate. I don't know i think i don't know. I guess i still don't understand madison in a way why this conversation has sprung up in the way it has about this one particular person but i think it has sprung up exactly for the reasons you just described right. There's a finite number of pieces one can write about. Jk rowling as turf or louis c. K. is a sex past. You know there's there's good and bad. There's there's this very clearer delineation. John mullany it's so so messy. Because he's not bad but he's not good and he hurt my feelings but he didn't do anything wrong and i know him but i don't know him so we just keep talking about it because there there is no answer other than the one. I came to the right answer is mine. He doesn't leave the man alone. Joyce comedy have half a love. Madison malone kurtzer. What a great segment. this was. Thank you so much coming on the show and please please come back anytime. Thanks all right now. Is the moment in our podcast. We talk about our sponsor dana. What are you have. Open your hearts this summer and enter into the electric easy. A new podcast from q code with original music. From russia and starring khloe bailey created by shadow and bone writer von. Yeah asher electric. Easy star's kesse khloe bailey mason gooding and benny drama and this forbidden love story set in a futuristic. La where human struggle to coexist with robots known as electrics as an electric named victor played by chloe. 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The building the the fictional building takes place in the are. Konia was based on the end sonia on the upper west side Which may be the case. The name seems to come from that but the building that was used to film the exteriors in the courtyard is the app. Thorpe and i can't hear the name of the app thorpe which is another of those Gracious upper west side legendary old apartment buildings without thinking of nora ephron. Great great say moving on a love story which is about her own like martin short in the show. She was obsessed with continuing to live in the app thorpe. It was part of her personality to have been lucky enough to get an apartment there. Even though the apartment was falling apart and living there was a nightmare and she couldn't afford it and this piece that she wrote for the new yorker in two thousand six moving on a love story which is also collected. I think in. I feel bad about my neck that collection of nora ephron essays which are all great is all about that relationship to real estate. And you know the way that you get over identified with an apartment and think that it is more important than you your your actual income finances bank account and life and And i just. I love that essay so It's called moving on a love story. You can easily find it online or in store and collections. wonderful. Isaac what do you okay. I have two one was because we've talked about martin says he and because we've talked about para social relationships and because it's easily rentable from wherever you rent movies to stream if you've never seen the king of comedy you should see the king of comedy right. Isn't that the ultimate film of para social relationships with celebrity really brings all of our threads brings oliver threads together including new york real estate So i would go see if you've never seen it rent it come on. What are you doing. The other one that i was going to talk about though is an app that i'm actually going to recommend people. Which is the app religion religion. So you may know that. Archive dot org. The internet archive has this vast treasure trove of live recordings of music of rock music especially being played But the problem is that accessing and streaming it or any of that kind of stuff is actually very inconvenient. Doesn't have like a great way to do it. So someone some group of people got together and created a free app called realism. That allows you to just stream the internet. Archive's any of the live music recordings that they haven't vast treasure trove on the go on your phone. So i've been using it a lot. I highly highly highly recommend. Oh man man Great endorsements both in a yours When we started the endorsed segment. I didn't have one ready to go but yours gave me mind. So i'm just gonna read a passage. You tell me who wrote it. The end sonia the neighborhoods great landmark was built by stanford white. It looks like a baroque palace from prague. Munich enlarged one hundred times with towers domes. Huge swells and bubbles of metal gone green from exposure iron fretwork and festoon 's black television antenna are densely planted on its round summit under the changes of weather. It may look like marble or like seawater. Black a slate in the fog white as tufa in the sunlight this morning. It looked like the image of itself reflected in deep water. White in cumulus above with cavernous distortions underneath together. The two men gazed at it. Okay author and work is in no idea dana. I don't know this dazzling description of the building The two men gazed at. It is where i get stuck. It's not an essay is a work of fiction or fiction. good okay. Ding dong powell. I don't think so unless you think that you're not gonna make a joke unless that's saul bellow nickname but it's all bello and it sees the day and and You know i've recently gone through. Reacquaintance with bella. And i'm not sure why exactly i mean. In some sense of unforgivably. an aesthetic. I mean problematic is the day is long and but an againist hunting talent like a talent beyond talent in some sense trouble trouble talent. Egomaniac lived in the egos fears. Phillip roth set of him but but in some respects in american writer of his period without without equal And i and his books. His novels are often overly long lack craft for not driven in the slightest way by plot really. It's almost as if the volume gets turned up on bellows interior preoccupations and you accompany them for a span of four to six hundred pages and and then the volume goes down I like him at shorter length. Seize the day is a masterpiece of concision and and dramatic focus in a way. I recently discovered a collection of such works at the most random thing in the world. My daughter fifteen year old daughter and i were driving in maine in a little rural community. And there's a white tent with a bunch of books underneath and there's no mistaking it. It's a public library book sale. We go over one hundred percent on the honor system. You leave whatever you please in the little jar. Nobody was there from the library. And you take whatever books you want. And so i was like listen. Let's get the cart. Let's get the horse before the cart here. I put ten bucks in the jar. And i said if we take a book we take a book. Go ahead and we went and both look to. I think we both walked away with a book. Mine was a collection by saul bellow called him with this fitness mouth. Which i'd never read before and it's him at kind of short longer than short story shorter than novella length. And they're also from a period that i don't think anyone would call his heyday. I mean this mostly stories dating from the seventies and eighties including one. He wrote for a very early. Tina brown issue of the Vanity fair and the nineteen eighties. And i think they probably gave him a six figure. Check for it and he decided to really bring it and it explores the theme. He's obsessed with from the point of view of the woman what it's like to be attached to a famous intellectual who's a towering ego maniac Terrified of losing his sexual and intellectual prowess and your beckon call and it's surprisingly tender specific an honorable attempt to understand why that relationship would develop and how it would develop. And i don't i do not want that. It's in some respects howler after politically incorrect. Howler i there are moments that struck even me as that that there are many many other moments where he's really trying understand what this dynamic between two people is. It's based on the real life. Art critic harold rosenberg. Who must have had a monumental. I mean bella was no you know. Duped must've harold rosenberg must have had a just a you know monumental reputation and an amount of power in the world at one point and You know it's very intimate portrait of a kind of person who i think rightly. The culture no longer has tolerance for right. The the sort master thinker who peremptorily tells us how to value all things why and It's it's a kind of authority good riddance to but but that person did exist. It's it's it's of interest that such a person existed and they expected the world to revolve around them in a certain kind of way it's also about the tremendous amount of fragility weakness That such an ego Barely hides often doesn't hide it all. It's extraordinary work of fiction. I thought it really. It just blew me away so those are my. Those are my endorsements inspired by dan. Seize the day and the collection him with his foot in his mouth is it. Thank you so much. That was really really fun. 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Episode 46: Dave Chappelle & Cancel Culture

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Episode 46: Dave Chappelle & Cancel Culture

"Welcome to mic drop. I'm just kidding this influence which Come to drop mike. Yeah we should name to drop mike. I say how long i can go without cussing but we will talk about. We got a new sponsor today. Right yeah we got uh sponsor. We're gonna roll the clip number. We're gonna talk about product. Just a little bit zambia sales pitch. We're gonna talk about the product a little bit later. Ron now that shit. What are the two key components for canine success. That's effective training and proper nutrition. Fueled by team. Dog brings those two components to your family and best friend the perfect nutritional balance that results in a higher mental acuity energy overall vitality and even an improved appearance every product. You will find in my company. Store was born from the battlefield and not from the boardroom. Left my life's work helping you become your dogs. He to we'd like to welcome fueled by team dog right got. It was a hard decision to accept them as part of their show shifty of organization outfit as they are especially the the marketing sad. Yeah guys something wrong with that guy. The owners real prick the owner pain in the ass as right some topics we're going to get into today. Dave chapelle special. I did finally finish that yesterday. I do want to talk a little bit about it. we're gonna talk about saturday morning breakfast run. That's right and i'm in zone a clip of some of it and then Talk about colin powell. See that shit died today. Yeah that i've i've been Head in the clouds a little bit today just with All the half personal half business. Nothing bad just doing shit that That needed to get done. So i haven't turned a fucking tv on a really looked at my phone at all as took me. What twenty minutes to respond your dan message. Yeah being here. Because of the shit that i was doing so this is actually being recorded thursday. After the show he was is winning being recorded. Yeah so hunt superimposed me after after the fact but before the episode science. Yeah yeah so. We'll get into that route quick. So colin powell died today. Eighty four years old Let's say why fully vaccinated died from complications. Really wall being fully vaccinated matt. Didn't he have cancer as well. I don't know have underlying cancer. That'd be overlying zohar. Not underlying the website about all the reports on it right now are very very shifty even if you go to cnn. Because i was like okay. So he's been vaccinated still died from cova complications. Surely cnn's gonna talk about it and defend the vaccines yesterday. Just won't bring it up dude. It's seriously every channel or every outlet. I looked at explains. It says the family says he was fully vaccinated records of him being vaccinated and died from cova complication and then it goes into his resume of what he did. And those that don't know that dude was he's a beast in the war room. Yeah you i mean. He was instrumental in the first gulf war. Him and shortstop i i've met schwarzkopf of not met Colin powell but Both you know. I think iconic and instrumental figures during the first gulf war. I do think both of them you know once. They were out. Got more political than i wish. Generals would i have mixed feelings on it. I mean i get in i. I can see a level of importance that exists with former Higher up military figures getting into politics my issue with it obviously to each their own but it just seems like it always turns political. Which i know probably seems oxy moronic but i i would lie. I would like to see military figureheads like that. Get into politics. i'm gonna do my sneeze. Excuse me got the. I got cova. Nineteen seven i got cold. Nineteen that's developed in beijing. Maybe anyway i wish that they would get into politics and not be political about you know. I wish they would just use their experience on their perspective. A politically and that doesn't seem to happen. It's like they. They pick aside Intend to run with it for the most part. At least that's what it seems like now. Granted to caveat that with the fact that it's not like i've paid attention to either one of them with every decision they've made or every speech they've done or book that they've written or interviews that they've been a part of i. I have not but kind of synopsys inc. Both of their perspectives and and angles. If you will politically once they retired and then got into Some political circles. Colin powell certainly more than schwartzkopf schwartzkopf did have his moments. I just. I wish that they would leave the political side Out of it and just use their fucking experience for For advisory type stuff. But i don't know. Mike i have a question for you an even faster. Answer so Could there be now the key. So could there be like fiscal or monetary purposes. Where they went with a political party instead of being apolitical. Or what's your take on that are you asking. Do they get into it for the money. Yeah well of course they do okay. your military retirement Is worth about two squirts of piss. Maybe one and So yeah i mean. And i don't blame them for wanting to be successful post military career. I mean i've done the same thing. And i think i think everybody should It's i think human nature to take whatever your life experiences are in use them to the best of your ability. I mean everybody does that. You know the tricky part with the military is there's not typically a huge transfer over as it relates to the skill sets and things that you learn outside of basic tenants of leadership or certain skill sets like mechanics or doctors or whatever You know which are a relatively. Small portion of the the military population is that there is a a lot of people that have a very specific skill. Set that really apply to anything other than doing that as a contractor and so Especially when you take a guy unlike me you know. I spent twelve and a half years so i got out at thirty. I've got my whole adult life ahead of me basically whereas if you're a four star fucking general and you have thirty nine years in the military like you're already passed the age of retirement for all a lot of Industries or your. Your god damn sure not gonna walk into some brand new industry in an apprentice under somebody and start all resit guy in your fifties or whatever so It's a little more difficult for them. I think to do anything other than write books and do speaking engagements and be political advisors and and And get into politics. I understand the the driving force behind but to your question and obviously it was not a fast answer is yes that you the money is. A is a driving factor. No two ways about it. Yeah everybody. I mean money. Money runs everything in france money. Rents pussy does ask your nearest pimp zone mature. Ask matt or are you are you. Are you a virgin zone. This is an awkward question was offered about it. Not that was yeah. I mean it's pretty. I hope it's obviously you guys aren't but i'll leave it up to y'all's imagination. You definitely are there just like making you uncomfortable. You ever tried to get your fucking thumb knuckle past a yeah. You're still a virgin. Make a bad person. What else you got so zohar question wise or did you do on a tag team it. What factor on. Come over here for a minute. You drop something under the coffee table. Can you come check. So i know. I did take his virginity today in one thing that dave chapelle you ever fuck unseen. Dave chapelle no i. I've watched a few of his comedies. I'm personally more of like a john. Mullany type comedian I love the norwich. Love john mullany. love kevin. Hart i have never really gotten into dip chapelle so much us into it. Pretty good today dow fucking funny house hilarious and showed him the and those are just two of the things that i think the clayton. Big deal and I'm not gonna say what family it is but worries milkman. I showed him those two kids. And those are to me and those were done in two thousand and three so my how the times of change. Yeah so. I looked up. And i'm showing showing him. This and i said these are the reason people wanted dave chapelle to do more stand up and stuff like this and then he goes and does stuff which to me. I think is real back from where used to be in two thousand and three. Yeah and Oh big time it is. Oh yeah i mean from the clayton bigs beato his. What is it the closer that this woman was called the closer to totally different guys if you were to watch them in succession You know the closer. I think makes him seem like a shell of his old self And it's a it's absolutely a byproduct of the society that we have become. You know to me like the whole point of joke is is that that it's a fucking joke You know and when people can't take a joke when they want people to lose their job and be fired and and essentially impact or lose livelihood because they said something that hurt their feelings than than to me that i i don't know of a better example that exists that makes our society Really reveal itself in terms of how incredibly fucked up. We are collectively really respectful thing. I think the my hat is fucking off to net flicks. I mean they they. Don't they fumbled before on several occasions but in this case i guess one of their employees staged or tried to organize a trans walkout and they fired him or whoever it was him her. I don't know who it was. E yeah they got fired. Which i think is fucking awesome Not because you know anything other than that. They got a taste of what they were trying to do Which i think is important. It's not that. I think somebody getting fired as it is awesome. I think the fact that if you're going to try to do something to somebody and then you have that done to as kind of a You know i. I kind of thing. I think that that's a really good place to start for our society to try to reach back. Grab grab a hold of the base your neck and pull your head out of your ass because i think That's where we're at and it's nice to see at least one company with enough balls to do something like that. And i mean i totally agree with you. I don't for one. it sucks. They they he. She whatever lost their job But look what you were trying to do. This ain't jerry. Maguire calm down. Don't grabbed goldfish. Say who's coming with me on the fuck down. Here's the thing. And dave chapelle explains it very well and i. I'm going to be one hundred percent honest with you. Ask i I only watched half the special at first. And then i'll watch an interview about the special and keep in mind. That didn't shut it off. Because i was offended. I shut it off. Because i was fucking tired. Went to sleep. And then i watched an interview about it and then i asked mike who had already watched the whole thing was like did you realize this was a tribute to one of his friends. Mike was like. Did you not see the end. I knows like no so. I watched the end yesterday. And it's really eye opening how he explains everything he said. If you can sit back maybe this was another interview but if you can sit back and have never said a bad thing about anybody. Then you can sit there and mitch. But i don't care if you're white black hispanic indian don't wanna leave you out Trans gay lesbian. The problem is the l. g. T. big q w x y plus now they even get a plus i i mean. I'm just so confused we get it. You're gay you're lesbian to me. That should be. You're covering it all. But everyone i've heard some you people and you people say some of the worst shit i've ever heard anybody say about straight personal woman but yet this guy tells a joke which that's what it is. It's a joke. Accommodate special and people are getting offended by. It's not like he's like. Hey this is real life. This is what should happen. And he goes back on everything he saying and says that as a joke abortion new. That and it's what was it the one where he's talking about duty beat up and like houston or something like that. I beat this dude up. Come to find out it was a it was a gay woman and then at the end. He's is abortion. Yeah that's what it is. It's a joke. But you take dave chapelle back in two thousand. Three and i was showing zone. I was like look behind him. He's talking about people he's bashing white people left and right in the crowd the man you could see one black persian in the wrestles white people laughing their ass off about being made fun of. Yeah because then you take jokes. It's a fucking joke. Yeah yeah. I mean i i will say that is one one. Observation is like now the only culturally acceptable group of people left that you can pick on our right people. Yeah you know the generally find it funny mean that to me. There is a a a bit of irony too. That is that like the only motherfuckers that can actually still take a joker are white people racists. Yeah i can take a joke that that's it. I mean like you know collectively socially it's like any other group of people and if you're straight and white especially a straight white male yeah nobody gives a fuck what you think about anything and they don't care if you're offended. They don't care if you get your head cut off. They don't care. I mean by and large like you. Don't get a a right to bitch about anything. The back to the point of the special is that the one thing that i i like the way he ended it but there is there was one part that i think that if it were me i would have said that. I think Would help out. If you're trying to get that point across. Which is you know. he's like talking about punching down on somebody you know. He was like he was basically Been i'm paraphrasing. But he was basically saying. You know that the trans were or the. Lgbtq community tends to punch down on everybody else. that doesn't agree with their in their opinion. And he said you know. I i won't punch down on you. How about you stop punching down on my people and to me. It's a it's a missed opportunity to say how 'bout everybody stopped punching down on everybody. Yeah you know because like if there's any group of people that you know your feelings are just dismissed or nobody gives a fuck which you think like that. Nothing builds resentment and pisses people off and makes it impossible to move forward than singling out any group of people and doing that to them. You like i. If you wanna not piss people off then then you have to take that same rule that you want done to you and you have to apply that to everybody. I mean which is so simple. Fucking golden goddamn rule like it's nothing new if you don't want people to fucking you know verbally bash shoe then. Don't do it to other people easier. Either and i also think the adage of you know you catch more flies with honey than you do. Vinegar is very very apt. Here is it like if if the cause is to get a level of respect or to be left alone or not be fucked with or whatever you can start by not being a total fucking asshole about everything You know that that's a really good way to start because it's easy to to hate an asshole. Yeah that's why people hate me. That's why nobody likes me. Yeah exactly fucking assholes. Yeah that's one hundred percent correct. I mean punchy. What she said his friend that passed away for those of you. That have seen it. If you haven't spoiler alert spoiler alert turn your shit off for like five. Minutes is about a trans woman. Who's a friend of his who the special dedicated to and the funniest part where he said when he killed himself because he had to be a man. That's funny that in the talking to the Remember if it was if it was the son or daughter of this person. But he's like. I knew your father and he was a damn good damn good woman but yeah i mean the way he does that and people don't understand his comedy is just that i mean. It's just. He's not punching down like the persian sister said yeah he's punching straight across at everybody. That's how it used to be. Kevin not kevin hart a chris. Rock chris rock to get up there. And i mean it was white bashing hispanics you know everybody even bash on black people to you know and that's like going to bash on people. Richard pryor vashon. Everybody that motherfucker was crazy now. Either everybody or nobody. Yeah the kings of comedy. And that's what. I was telling zone and showing him i said i think we're at a good place right now. The way net flicks sat there and backed him. I think we're starting to see in the way people are starting to go against this covert stuff. I think we're starting to see the tide. I hope so And don't think it's going to be a rat now thing but i think we're getting momentum to where people are like you know what enough is enough you know. Yeah we bowed down. We got rid of statues that our history. We got rid of fuckin- comedy specials movies. You can't watch any more. Tv shows all this sheet is our culture that got us to where we are today but the problem is if we get rid of it all. We're just gonna go backwards. Everybody knows the saying we've said it. Over and over those who are race history are doomed to repeat it. Yeah and i was telling him if this starts a wall to start reversing the trend that we've been seeing where people are standing up and saying no. I paid this dude a lot of fucking money. I'm not cancelling at fuck. We previewed it. We thought it was great and what he's doing. Good yeah you know. Do it. To more shit If you don't like it just as simple as you know what. This sucks house watching a movie. The other day textra dishes fundings fuck ten minutes later. I was like this is stupid. And i turned it off. I've got tell you that it sucks. I didn't fuck and go fuck this and go on foot and everywhere. I couldn't write a bad review on them. Yeah fuck it. i don't care fucking stop it. You don't like our show up at the top corner. There's this x. Close out of that motherfucker. It's just as much effort as your thumb down there. Your dumb ass comments every fucking show. There is shut the fuck up. You're not entitled fucking give me your opinion. Well well you can. That mean it. Just to me. I agree in that like i'm trying to think of a time i've ever thumbs down anything or left. The fucking shitty comment i. I've come down one. I bitch one time in public and it was at waffle house not this saturday. When i went to waffle house i went to a waffle house. That was so shady at took my time after a it was so shooting. I left fucking bad review. Now keep in mind. I went back to the same waffle house. A couple of months later in the food was great stat. All the stabbed wasn't the food wasn't waffle house. But i explained it all in my view the next time i go back fucking everything was great and i went in and i edited my review and i put okay last time this shit this time. They fixed everything anything. Because of my fucking review every fucking day and you never know. I mean it took dr. Maybe they did. There was like this dude spent seventeen going to fix this lady a hundred bucks waffle house. They're all right here. we go in. I send you a picture. Yeah we're there. We go in fuck waffle house if you need people on a budget with a family going into waffle house their prize. I haven't gone up for me and her to eat. It was seventeen eighty six or some shit fucking cheaper shit but there was a cook there and they were shift change. Everybody was walking out being assholes to them fucking bitch. And i want this. I want this as i do in this day and age. We know where we live. Everything's fucking understaffed coming up. Apologize to us. I don't give a fuck you going to get my food here. Yeah okay. we're cool then. Don't let this glass get empty and if you think you are just bring me two of them and total eighty that and she was like okay cool and she was on her shit and i could hear the people behind. They're just given her shit. Yeah i told you. I wanted ketchup. She brings catch. Where's my tabasco on which you never asked for that. Shut the fuck up house piano fucking. We tipped her a hundred bucks. But and i do that from time. Tom i know you do as well but yeah may you people take care of your fucking waitstaff especially right now and people are busting their ass. They're understaffed everywhere. thanks. Obama always blame him. Trump still go biden. Yeah thanks biden but Yeah so dave chapelle special. If y'all haven't seen that. I recommend you watch. If you can't stand dave chapelle. Go back and watch clayton bixby. There you go there you go there you go Talked about colin powell. Fuck it let's get in. Let's talk a little bit about so y'all saw the sponsorship and i've been wanting to talk about it for a while. What made you decide to say. Fuck it and new your own snacks in dog food and everything you've come up it's more than just snacks and dog food too by the way. Yeah so every every product that i have which at this point there are crates. I like heavy super heavy duty crates for active dogs. Chew their way out or you know if you are putting it on a side by side you know bouncing around whatever you wanna durable. Heavy duty create That that's what that's for as all the other crates that i had tried You know didn't didn't provide the level of build quality that i wanted and needed for dogs. That were a pain in the ass. collars leashes Same exact thing. Is that each each product that i have which crates collars leashes treats supplement line In food in every case. It's because what. I wanted specifically into exact specifications. Didn't exist and just from you know at at this point it's over twenty years of working with you know working dogs of a lot of different capacities but doing it professionally solely as a You know way earn a living over the last. You know almost thirteen about thirteen years now. i've been through a lot of these products. You know every every every caller a release every type food fuck treats you name it and you know there are always things whereas i qualify if this was mine i would change this this this and this and whatever and so with every product that they're really born out of You know kind of a necessity or a desire to wanna change and and almost You know kind of combine A lot of different products. That i liked certain things about or whatever and so with the food and treats and specifically now that you know from a sponsorship standpoint team dog stuff is that what happens a lotta times dog food and this is something you know. Some of you may know. Maybe a lot of you don't But there's you know a handful or as a couple of really big manufacturers that own most brands and so their formulas are all pretty fucking similar and they're not great You they have a lot of fillers and bullshit in them over the years. I'd say the first brand was candidate Some of you may have heard of that. This is back in. Like oh five when i was feed. Oh four zero five maybe It was a really really good food because it was an an independent or indie brand type of Type of scenario where this small company made this really good food and myself and all my other dog colleagues were feeding having great results fast forward a couple of years and then Diamond comes in and buys them out and now appropriates the formula but changes You know now you're you're still buying that brand but it's a totally different food and it went to shit and and then a lot of people stopped feeding if they're really paying attention. Same thing happened with timber wolf organic and variety You know there's a in a number of other brands that fall into that same category and so It's always been a challenge Victor which even made here in mount pleasant texas same thing. It was a great food. I recommend it to to everybody on my online training and forums fucking professional. You name it and then. A brazilian company came in bought them out. Change the formula and a bunch of dogs. we're getting blowed and fucking up on it. And whatever anyway i wanted to to stop that fucking hamster wheel of of bullshit and so I spent a couple of years Kinda working with Two different manufacturers and then ultimately going with with one over the other Which is which is where we're at now but they. They gave me the flexibility to basically design my own formula Both in in ingredients Where they're sourced the ratios Fat protein etc and And gave me that. Autonomy to really have a customized formula. And so i i you know tried that and tweaked it a little bit over over a period of time to kind of beta tested on all my own dogs on the warrior dogs etc And got to a point where it was really dialed in. And so that that's kind of where it's born out of treats the same thing as if you go to petco or petsmart most treats have fucking glycerin and corn syrup solids and wheat starch and all this other bullshit in it. The dogs really aren't meant to eat And all of our trees are basically. If you take whatever the the protein sources of it's the salmon bites they just take salmon chunk it up dehydrate it and that's it. That's all the senate And that's that's all of our trees. There are no bullshit And so in saying the supplements we have a digestive formula a hip joint formula and a skin and coat formula. And i give all of our dogs All three of those in conjunction with dry food. We've got two different formulas as well as two different protein blends. Which is. There's a salmon and herring Protein blend and you can get it in thirty protein. Twenty five fat or twenty six protein and twenty fat for more normal pet dogs. And then we've got a chicken and sweet potato formula in that same thirty twenty five or twenty six twenty four different formulas you can. Now you can choose from which four right now is what we're gonna roll with. We may add a more exotic protein formula in those same two blends here maybe early next year but but with again with all of these products they're there because i give a shit Selfishly about all of the dogs. We've got thirty dogs in the word foundation. Thirty to actually You know as well as all the protection dogs that i sell all the police prospects. My personal dogs You know the food that i recommend for all my online training clients customers. And what have you is. That i. I want to be able to provide. What i know is the best thing that within reason we can formulate To provide for all all stop or or stop shop all encompassing For as many dogs as possible. There are always going to be your outliers. Dogs with kidney issues can't have that higher protein or something like that that that they have a medical need for a very very specific blend kind of falls more into the niche category. Which that's not where we're at right now but But i would say ninety eight percent of all dogs out there Will thrive and do very very well on on one of those four formulas so Really born out of necessity. It's got tired of Getting all my dogs on a good food and then they secretly get bought out now. Sudden i see the dogs falling apart and losing weight and their hair looks like shit and whatever and i will say every fucking dog that i have under under the umbrella that is trucco. Centime dog gets fed. My food Treat supplements the the whole gamut You know we are a hundred percent not one of those companies like you know some other bigger industries that you see where they sell a product but the family doesn't eat eat or drink that shit we we use it exclusively so i stand behind it. one hundred percent. Yeah my dogs. I have two dogs. That are very very. I wouldn't say they're picky though. Eat any fucking thing. I put out for them but their stomachs that very sensitive stomachs and they can take a leave him during the salmon formula. Because they're allergic to the not his chicken ba all chicken for some reason and I run all your treats do need to try the skin and cope stuff. I want to try that. But i personally i buy all the stuff and i mean it's we're really good friends and he's like now. Just let me know what you need. Now go online because i want the customer experience that way. If something's fucked up. I can look at him and tell. Hey this is fucked up and some guys will if y'all follow his other stuff one of my dogs has been on your videos. They're enzo we put his old food down. And then we put the team dog food down and do picked apart. Never touched his all food. All he wanted was that and it it still to this day you know. Sometimes they get that new smell and it's been what six seven months now and Every time i opened a feed them new food. They're they're running at it you know. It's awesome they. I get out the snacks treats and that's the best training i've ever had. I get those out and they run to wherever they know they gotta be to get that and it's without telling them i haven't trained them that way. I've i go get one of the ones that we get from the other pet stores and i get it out. They look at me like hitched. And that's not kissing his ass. Sammy yes ma'am. But i'm i would say i'm pretty. Big critic sent him a picture cyber. My my mocks came in fact. I'm going to leave you a bag. Google review no. I mean we. We've appreciated we've had You know a a crazy Feedback crazy good feedback from where it's just It's been incredible. How how well received it's been But you know. I i always appreciate and want honest feedback. If there is an issue. I want wanna know about it but But up to date the only couple of issues i i've ever seen as people say my dog had loose stool on it which in every instance that. I've seen that happen. It's it's because they've over fed the dog and will say that With with all of the formulas even the twenty six twenty i would feed about two thirds of the volume that you were feeding of whatever you're switching from to avoid that because it is very nutrient dense and there's not any bullshit in it so they they don't need as much food as every other brand that i've tried social feed them. You four cups. I do like you know three or even just shy. Three even but Because it is very very heavy that way in a good way but yeah and they. Sometimes people wait without transitioning them. Yeah i mean. Most dogs should be able to tolerate that If you do have a dog with a sensitive stomach than i'd i'd half-and-half for a few days and then make the switch but You know it's one thing. I see as a recommendation that i think is is a little overkill again. If you've got a dog. And i have seen dogs that like if you give them a speck of anything that they're not used to eating watery diarrhea and fox them all up but Yeah you know and that sucks so in that case yes but i mean most dogs if they have a normal digestive system shouldn't be a problem to switch straight over like i said. Just don't give him too much but in some you guys don't realize because you you're not on there and this ain't going to be a full infomercial for the product but a lot of some of the percentage or something goes to the word dog foundation. Yeah yep there's a portion of proceeds from every single bag that that actually go to help support foundation dog so not only. Are you You doing doing right by your dog. Your support the foundation as well so it's That was our goal now. So there you go now. Let's get back into talking about some fucked up shit. Have you watched any porn. I'm just kidding so today i was I'm looking at either selling a car. I have right now and basically my wife took my car my daily driver motherfucker and her car. I'm going to get rid of it. Either sell it outright and find me some smaller today travel. I was looking at the new raptor while the tech in their bad ass. Motherfucker got the same horsepower. Yeah now that's kinda. Yeah the the engine. I don't think it's been updated. All i mean they probably have tweaked some tuning maybe I do know that it does have a much better suspension and better exhaustion and a better exhaust so You know. I don't know off ellsworth or not. I do know that. And i don't know if you have to spec it out or if they come with it or you know how it works but they are offering these smaller generator package. Yeah the incidents well twenty three hundred but both the ones i was looking at and i found there good price. I'm his last one. Seventy eight thousand. Whatever the dealer marks damn near one hundred. That's crazy i wouldn't. I'm i'll pay over sticker for certain things and it's damn sure truck driving everyday. Yeah it's not a raptor oddity rx. It's not a camaro. Yeah it's not a fucking hell cat. No i'm not five hundred not paying over sticker for those. I'll pay for an exotic. That's a rare car supercar. That's rare super hard to get. Yeah let's be honest if you pay over for. Trx or raptor right now which raptors do would say out of. All of them hold their value as rarity better than the others. But let's say that everyday car the f. one fifties the even the trx is. I think are going to do it. Once all this shit catches backup with the chips. All these each. I'll paid ten thousand or fifteen thousand over sticker. There's going to be these. Things called rebates again. And once those rebates in you're now twenty five thousand dollars upside down not counting the shit. It's losing every day from your driving. It around the men on the raptor i. I'm not sure if that'll happen or not. I i know that one on that specific one. I had a twenty seventeen. I put Thirty or forty thousand miles on. And then you know. The twenty twenty that updated it with and in both instances The dealer the deal for the first dealer. I got it from him from two different dealers but in both cases You know they even at that point. This was with no chip shortage whatsoever You know that was the case like they. They weren't going for anywhere under sticker. I think the first one. I paid five over for and then the second one. I think actually got at at sticker. Because i know that the dealership shout out to do that dealership but they So they at least gave it to me for sticker but but in most cases they were they were still even then going for for above. And again i mean i sold mine for For over what i paid for it was implanted on selling it but when they offered that as fuck it'd be dumb not to you know but yeah ziad fifty two thousand miles on his two years old and and they offered me basically five grand over what i paid for. Fuck you know. He'd be it but the raptor has always i mean since its inception. It's been a good car for value. There's been some some of that Exclusivity or it's sought after enough to To where you know. They've been charging over. Stick around pretty much since it came out and there's not a lot of them i don't know that they limit production but there. There isn't a ton of them out there. But the trx is are getting to be has all five of them today obscene more trx's than new rafters bylaw. I'm only saying one raptor and it was the day. I told you i saw because i think i asked you. What the fucks that thirty seven. And you're like. I don't know and i went and looked and it's a package. Yeah i'm on the fucker. Had it on. There is pretty cool. Yeah now i. I still personally wouldn't which i bought a rapper before and i think i paid sticker but i had to go to fucking kansas to get it. Yeah that's how much. I don't wanna pay looking for a regular car and it's still not a regular truck. I mean i would say. Probably one of the best suspension for an everyday vehicle. You get But i'm looking at some other stuff now looking at the. At four yukon awesome it's expensive as facto sticker. Oh really yeah. It's even still though was like fucking eighty grand tradit- cheaper than what. I'd be getting rid of about twenty grand so in that case it looks good plus the room. Hell looking at it. It's dampener truck with a camper. Shell on it and I i don't need a ton of room. Whenever i needed a truck. I mean i come kidnap your shit but for the most part you could fit hell we gonna fit that deal. We went and picked up in your truck in the back of that the seats down. Yeah you're good to go but it's a. It's a good price. So i'm looking at that. Or a denali. I was looking really hard at the tremors and i was like fuck. I can't buy that. And i was telling i like me and mike two of the same box different colors. We have the same corn out different color. We used to have the same v. Two different color and then we'd have the same truck so yeah i mean i mean good taste. It's good shit. Yeah you know we've had the same for but nuts. There's a lot of good cars out there. So i guess my synopsis. Here's be careful what you're buying their dealers out there who are still honoring sticker. And yeah you're not getting rebates. There are some people especially if you're military police that are giving rebates and So look around. Don't pay ten thousand over sticker for fucking. Trx fucking charger a fucking corvette you people buying these corvettes over fucking sticker on crack gt entertain in those ones when you're looking at them for for a second we're what ten fifteen twenty over. Yeah and my banker laughed at me. He don't do that when i call them like haber. I want this car. And i just send it to. Yeah usually okay cool. We make it work you know. You're upside down because you're on my day leisure upside down. Give them two thousand bucks and be at this percentage. I want he looked at that fucking Gt five hundred and as roma. The fugger was like what's wrong. He's like that shit so fucked up. He said in the us market. They're already screwed. Yeah he's at once all their she gets back. We're not doing that. Yeah versus here's a for instance a porsche every porsche. Right now is going over sticker every fucking one of them except for this. You've as i think they're still at sticker except for the higher end ones like turbos mean even them I mean the one that i got was sticker wasn't okay so the issue visa sticker but i i know every nine eleven right now is almost all the seven eighths are everything but she vs. Yeah pay more than sticker and guess what holding and banks are fucking. Not betting on is giving you whatever they're asking over for it. That's one of those cars that they shouldn't even have a fucking window sticker them like ferraris But that that's what makes it exotic. That's what makes it. A supercar is the fact that you're bangers. Not like they want ten over for that. Fuck that car. Yeah you know. There's not very many of them in there and they're just so well made you know So yeah i mean they're highly sought after. Yeah yeah i. We both have them. I'm happy with it. Yeah yeah so this weekend. We went to Center thrown car. Meet yeah we had our own car make a damn good time to and then we ended up meeting another dude who said audi correctly and it was annoying Do you notice that it said what when he pulled up so audi is actually audie so when he pulls up he's like your mind if apart my audience next to you guys on and slapped the fuck out that then he got out of the car. I love this car. I love how they make it. Look like one hundred seventy thousand dollar car. But it's not bitch you're outy slow now but we we had a good time I'm gonna give johanna deal. We got a couple of good runs in What was this one. You remember the one you sent me the video on who was that hundred We under a hundred on that one to start out. Yeah i think so yes. This was a good run and you get to really see the nine eleven takes off very well and then it starts getting. Its starts getting up a little bit. Well i think the. I think the big thing that is the contributing factor to the the way that that went is that just like against motorcycles. And everything else that i've ever experienced with the pieces is. It's the one car that i've i've never driven anything else. Like it or ridden in it. What have you That handle speed. So well Not just from a driveability standpoint but also from an arrow standpoint now. I'll throw an astronaut in there that I know that mclaren doesn't even better job of of aerodynamics than ferrari. But i i think for our is a close second and it just the between it being four or five hundred pounds lighter Coupled with the arrow dynamics and the venting of that car And then the tertiary thing that i would throw on there is that it has an ability to drive and ride over I'll use the european term tarmac. Fucking road Maybe not super favorable to highly tuned tight suspension cars And and do very well on a better than anything else. i like. You can drive it faster over shit. That's not that great better than you can. Every other car driven You can drive that car. One seventy one eighty one ninety two hundred over some pretty treacherous shit that on a motorcycle or any other supercar i've ever been in. You just can't really go that fast over it you know and So when you combine all of those things. And i. I do think you know. The turbos are bigger. V eight Once it gets going Mitzvah very responsive. But once it gets going and and the faster you get going the the more success. That car has against everything you know gets better the faster you go. You know really against everything. So it's neat in that video is that you see you know the initial punch like the nine eleven lurches forward and then fucking evens out and then the piece of starts fucking You walk away a little bit but But it's still very close and and You know to know that they're both that good is pretty pretty awesome. You know so so on. Don't do the whole video only half the first half now. I'm just kidding. The whole video Yeah it's a very good car. And i had a had someone with me that i couldn't go very fast over bumps But it had that warning light it was a trip that What i tell you. I told you that day where it was comfort suspension disabled disabled and this was had three digits. When i look down. Yeah it was a high speed and we hit a little dip whip d do yeah and it it It definitely gave me some feedback but the car is still i would still say better than the. Gt are pro all day long. Yeah it's just so fucking good. I wanna try it now. That switch the tires out. Yeah now did the filters. I don't think the filters are going to do that. I mean it's going to do some is the filters. There's a huge difference in the size. Yeah but yeah. I mean we did that. And i'm not gonna tell you fucks where we went because some me. I'll listen to the show in your local and then y'all be trying to come hang out with us when we're there because it may be the new spot food was bad ass house really good and it was It was a good driving distance where we got a good drive in. There's still a lot of traffic but But it was fun you know and That's what it's all about driving experience in the cars having a good time with them. Yeah now on the way back. I took it. I was trying to learn some shit on the car. So i did a casual how we would casually drive to a show earn and it was. You're still triple digits but not pushing it like we normally do in Playing with the car learning a lot about the car and then last night i went and learn When on the forms a lot of people set up their individual and they said no ero with Sport or sport plus is plus sportplus sport suspension. And no ero and that's supposed to be its fastest so the the wing down wing down. Yeah but what. I did learn and told you this straight line wing down. It's quicker but when we're doing our normal having fun really fucking shit not trying to race each other just fucking around wing up that motherfucker. Yeah is land into the ground fuck. It's fun now. It's amazing car. I mean and that's the thing i mean like like saying the in that environment even tuned. Yes the pieces is just a little quicker but but There's not much you can do to the peace to to make any faster than it is. I mean there really aren't any options especially given the fact that like the only two that i know of engineering has has a piece to tune and Novatech has one and they both advertise it bumps up about ninety horsepower which would for sure be noticeable if that's accurate But what i can tell you is that while while you'd probably see a a couple of tents maybe three three or four tenths and you probably get down into maybe the mid fives if you have good tires. Fair rule conditions and all that for a sixty to one thirty. If it's actually giving it an extra eighty or ninety horsepower But the Where i where. I think it would ruin. It is around town because it's already too much power for For a rear wheel drive car that that is as light as it is at already gets squirrel even in fucking sport like not even race or god forbid ese off or or all the way off. I mean it's I it already especially just in a the cooler weather. We have i mean. It's very very noticeably. Slippery or drive in that fucking thing around. I mean when you jump on it it just the back end just breaks loose and gets all over the fucking place you know and and So i mean to me. Like i wouldn't wanna add another eighty or ninety horsepower. That even if yes. It's getting you down into the mid fives for sixty to one. Thirty poll It would it would make it almost undrivable around town because it's already almost that way. You know if you if you really get it. I mean you have to Moderate yourself to a certain extent or it just doesn't go anywhere slides all over the place and you know while that's fun like you. You're not racing anybody if you're slow slide and all of so my point in that is that you know with with nine eleven like there's a couple of little things don't cost much that you can add that. Don't fuck with the driveability that don't Make it less. Reliable that You know aren't gonna fucking ruin your engine that will make it Quite a bit faster than the peace you know so Bowl still still. Great cars still fun. But you know it's really the only performance metric where the piece does is still a little bit faster. Car is in that you know. You're you're at least at seventy eighty miles an hour. Anything below that the nine eleven is gonna walk all over it You know and so it's it's got one area where it's still a little quicker but anything around town or slower speeds or whatever the nine eleven's absolutely gonna crush but yeah nine eleven. Great car yeah. It's it's amazing. Yeah you got any questions. We just thinking about the toyota sienna. I'm just. I'm just fucking around stab you. In the with. At motherfucking toyota sienna. Bouche i drive in avalon. Man the coolest thing i've ever been in his probably your porsche or i was in an event or this weekend but i. I still enjoyed the porsche a lot. More vintage order slow. He's a sheet. I mean by comparison for for the For kind of the the name and and off factor that they have you know and what they cost there in my opinion. Quite a bit overrated. They do sound awesome. They sound finan. I'd i'd still take an eight twelve every fucking time over that. If i'm going for a v twelve. That sounds good. I'm taking the twelve every time from but not taking anything away from the event door in that department credit where it's due It's a good car. But it's not a great car and it does not justify the wow factor that it has and dam sure doesn't justify the price in my opinion so someone you know has got one. Just got one The non advice taken motherfucker. Now main. it's kind of like someone in california that we have some kind of issue with. Oh i gotcha Move broke down five times on record and he's only had it three weeks and it's an sp j it's a top of the line fucking car and everybody. I know this had them. They're overheating they don't run more shit they slip in the. It's like holy shit i admittedly. I've never driven one. I haven't either. But i've been in one and i will say just being in one makes me not like it Because of how. Just got off the atrocious. The visibility is it is dangerously bad You can see nothing out the rear and the front. Because it's so fucking angled it makes it feel like it's about fucking seven eight inches of a visibility top to bottom. You know like you can see almost nothing out of it and Yeah i just thought. I would never have one You know into that category of really good track car similar horsepower. You know the gt to rsd events doris vj. In the pete the peace to and the mclaren seven twenty s are all kind of that you know the four horsemen of of that Segment or whatever that they're all pretty similar in the event door by far is the is the least well performing car out of out of those four with the exception of the nurburgring which again not taking anything away from it. I also think there's some things that were that. Were done to make that as good as it was that weren't done on the other cars. Maybe the poorest but seven twenty and the piece that we're stocked fucking cars on shitty stock tires. And and i mean they didn't as an example like it was sport cup twos that the peace to used on that not even the sport cup to ours. Which i i would bet that the difference between those two tires. It would have been down in. Probably six fifty. Yeah not just a couple of seconds. I mean let's say ten or twelve seconds fast. It's that much better but And if you were to take ferrari-driver you know that that's their fucking car. You know you probably get down into the six forty on the right tires with the right driver with thing. Probably but you know. It's all speculative doesn't matter my point is is that in that price range. Whatever like i would take any of those other cars over it and I would even take seven six five lt over that bothered by far because they're about the same price five five to six hundred thousand or so which to me that's a lot for what you're not getting out of that car but seeing how would be a bitch and wouldn't by any of those for that price. I'll get a month like an eight twelve. Yeah mad get an. If i was gonna spend up in the you know five and a half to seven hundred just get nsf. Ninety probably but fuck yeah but I still i wouldn't though. Because i still don't think it's as fun to drive even as fast as it is. We may know here really soon. I just can't Allen has one to say a. I don't care i mean to me the big thing that i want to know from him if he's willing to do it as when it's in qualify mode. How long does that last. Oh he's gonna let us know. I asked him. Yeah and you know in whatever the new fucking drive mode is. That's one step below that i don't know if it's race or what but whatever it is that how does that compare. Legit performance is not the not. How does it feel like draghi data like sixty to one thirty time. What quarter mile time. What is the difference between qualify and the mode below at where. You're not going to run out of battery juice when you're pushing it because to me it just ruins the 'cause if you're getting ten minutes or less that's not enough time to go from here to wherever we're going every fucking time to be able to push it the way you want to push it and if you can't do that it's like pet nicad johan. What's the fucking point yup some. You don't understand semi that. Listen i'm saying the way we drive. And we legit pushed the shit out of our cars. We found their limits and push them to every fucking time. We're in them. I would say yeah hell. I left the gas station that i when i got home. My twenty miles from saturday twenty miles to empty. I've got tired. Change went to get gas right out of gas station. fucking gun. Launched off all the sticky stuff off from that motherfucker. It's fun yeah. Yeah so yeah. She shits parvanov pretty good these days. Fellows i was gonna do some Viewer questions and stuff. But now we're under that next time so if you're not a patron go join patriot on and ask questions. I'm gonna get into the questions next time this time. We're only sticking to an hour. you don't have anything else do. We're only doing an hour this time. Why because fuck y'all because michaels late and fuck everybody. Yeah mike was late. Fuck everybody that. And i'm tired from fug and taken apart the car earlier listening hawn folk and crying and dave chapelle the fucking ever watch. Dave chapelle feelings are hurt zone. You got anything else. No i think i'm solid. I was scrolling through picture of my ex fucked up to but you what now. I'm just fucking with you know in virginia. He's are just. I didn't understand what you said. Can you repeat just said that Was scrolling through instagram. Talking about cars and i was just like i picture my ex housing. Oh fuck she shehab objectively. Yes but she also cheated on me. So have you ever seen naked pictures over now. You want to also. I'm glad that you're checking out instagram lawyer. You're producing show. I was just. I was just kidding. Yeah sure you know. She texted me like two nights ago. And i was like what is going on. I mean on their wall. We're paying they can't this generation. Just don't get when not to talk of social cues experience with. I mean let me. Just i'm gonna. I'm gonna scroll instagram quick. I'm gonna go to my personal instagram. Hey congratulations your top. Yeah look at you go. what's up from. I don't know three hours ago. So normally guys my instagram loose slack. Nothing but teas and ass but of course right now and try to show the camera and it's none of them porsche's fortunes but it's usually tits and this is the difference between my generation in his generation. I could be sitting here looking at tits and ass and my wife talking about. What are you looking at the email from mike. Email me about some stuff. So i'm just reading what it says. I'm looking at tits and document titties. Yeah yeah yeah generation. Now guess what. Guess what mine is i wanna. I wanna hear this. What do think. I fetus if i were to. I'm gonna pull up right now all white guys race i bet that black chick audit. What do i think yours is ohio. Yes what do you think i'm gonna say. Computers and games in dick and and male fitness models. Mine has nothing fucking screen with you here. I am but it's not nothing up. We gotta get a different service. It's it's this is sad. Because mike is on the dot right. It's cameras a few a little bit of video games. Computers and shirtless dudes oiled up. That's that's o'hare there's some. There's some formula one mixed hall thunder from now on like those osce boys. Do you got closer. Chris hemsworth hanging up in your room. Now i don't i don't i feel for you guys that got to the hour mark with this. I have homework for you guys and girls orgasm bitches bitches and hos check it out. Here's what i want you do once you go. Watch the new dave chapelle special. Come back and let us know what you think about it. And i'm not trying to hide his numbers or another. I your honest feedback. Watch the whole thing. Don't get offended when he talks about your mom. your mom. He drops the n. Word a lot. So don't freak out. He is black. I don't know we all know. Okay go do that and then do we just did go to your instagram. Hit the search icon at the bottom and let us know what the first three main things you see on your answering. I'm really interested. I know what brandon's is going to be fucking memes fucking means and more means and then fucking shirt designs. Yeah yeah yeah. So who's your favorite of injure favorite avenger. Yup mine would have to be ironman. There ain't no iron man. I'm in the fucking coolest avenge by far. Yeah he is michael. Who's your favorite injure. All of them. I call them. Yeah mine is black. i'm. I'm i'm marvel nerd so don't get me started talking about the i won't stop that star wars holy fuck. My favorite league wonder woman. Oh hell yeah yeah. How old orange. Way and star wars natalie. Natalie permanent star wars league of the old school princess leia carrie fisher back in her day. When chill chained up next job at the hut. She's she's the og star wars hoti. Yeah well it was for for my generation. At least it was. It was natalie portman holy crap over there. They'll have fucked up. Because you remember the movie that professional jew ever watched that i've seen is the due to fucking ends up taking in this little girl. And he's a professional hitman. They're looking for the little girl so he takes her in all. He gives a fuck about his little pot killing everybody. It's like taken before taking was cool. I know what you're talking about. But that was natalie Portnoy back that's the little girl. Oh shit yeah. Yeah that's why. I holy fuck now. I'm old now i'm perverted. So you really got to watch your shit when you get older. I've a question for you guys. So what is that one person or female where it's like you guys would get like completely phased by like holy shit like it's actually. It's actually this person. Like i'm freaking out. Not a single fucking one of the one. I one nice hell. No no. I mean i mean. There's some pretty hot as women out there. Tell you right now. If you'd actually get pass your computer and go out in the world hell look passer cameras of these karmi's there's some hot bitches out there and i'm not fucking immune you're talking about being like legit starstruck. Yeah like legitimately like or even like. Oh my god. Wow it's actually her. I need to meet this person. Yeah no nobody fits fucking build kit from that writer. Yeah real won the real one real kit even know what that is is i don't i don't i don't know done talking car. It's not no because megan fox. That'd be hot. who got fucked up thumbs. Megan fox did you back during the first transformers. Here's a fun fact are you. Are you real all right so Yeah the dr. i met her during the first filming. Or the the filming of the first transformers. Because i was in. It was a seal instructor at the time and a number of us went up there And were either extras or you know. Had had certain one off roles or whatever but The only seen were that that i was in that actually made it in. The movie was when that group of sector seven assholes has bumblebee surrounded with the fucking gascons. Or whatever. I'm one of those assholes. Shit now there you have it. I met her and josh duhamel. And and you know. Michael bay and all of them Pretty cool. Josh is really cool neat because You know there's like. I said like eight or nine of us fucking team guys up there. You know all combat betson grizzly old fox whatever and most the people and high would are kind of all the same way. They're a little on the pretentious side. But he's a good old boy from fucking north dakota and like you know. We're all sitting around Whatever's i bought a fucking dip and like you know. He's dip in copenhagen and crawling under the fucking bus to take a nap. You know like you've just totally like one of the fucking dudes you can tell. You is legitimately that way. Like he wasn't just trying to fit in a media. Just seem like a really solid fucking dude but but Yeah true story. Yeah now. I gotta go watch that. So i'm fucking pick out which ones mean damn while. There ain't no beard on your head on. I was on active duty. I couldn't couldn't have a beard then so none of us. None of us had them but so he's like that picture. I made fun of the other day. I wasn't making fun of the actual picture. You're on your. It's the picture of the coal. Oh yeah oh yeah. The yeah oldest. Yeah i was thinking about. I'm actually Right at twice my age. Not from from now yeah. I'm twice as old. So it's still erie because i've heard the story. Yeah i think it was on ryan. Yeah a view on the coal and some of the shia and then seeing that picture brought back the story of you telling it and it's like holy fuck yeah. It was a surreal experience. No doubt about it. What's one thing. I don't know if i mentioned it on that show. Did i talk about talking to my dad on a fucking satphone. Yeah a won't tell that tire store if you want to hear it go. Listen to shawn's sean show but Yeah as a fucking. That's actually how found out more about max military career because we don't really talk about this shit. I'm sitting around and it just comes up. I'm never you shit about it. And it's not that he wouldn't tell me that ain't why we hang out. We hang out for cars beaches and not in that order all at the same time. Yeah all the same time wall driving good. I think i'm good. I'm still completely blown away. That you've met michael bay. I i'm i'm gonna offer took over a fucking castle and i also didn't give a fuck when i met all of those people. Yeah but i mean you know like i'm not castle. The castle michael bay. No i mean like. I said i mean. They're all to me like nobody fits the bill on that list. It's like by just You know i'm not gonna overvalue anybody over anybody else to that degree like everybody is a fucking human being and everybody has their own quirks and things about them. Obviously some people are super talented and really famous. But i don't give a fuck you know. And i'm not gonna put anybody on a pedestal that way because i think it's counterproductive. I'd like to me ryan reynolds and talk shit with him for well pretty cool. I bet he's funniest. Fuck as yeah. It seems like it would be like him. And vince vaughn both seem like Dudes it'd be fun to have a beer with the homeless drink for that one. The only person that i would be genuinely like. I would somewhat lightheaded meeting. Them would be steve jobs. That's the only person that i would genuinely be like. Holy shit i don't know he's he's he'd pull that off. Yeah he's he's very much so dead but it's okay we can help you see him faster. If you keep my mind a law ex looker. Okay guess let's make sure to check us out everywhere everywhere we're fucking everywhere all in your head bitch. I focus crying about shirts bugging shit. We make dessert and only one motherfucker ordered a coffee cup. Yeah i'd order a fuck stick sure blah blah blah brandon. Bus's asked to make it ain't none of these fuckers ordered one bit. Yeah about stop dealing with that ship it these bitches

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150: A Very Erotic Hump Day: Wednesday, September 8th, 2021

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150: A Very Erotic Hump Day: Wednesday, September 8th, 2021

"Cool morning welcome back to the morning toast brought to you by better help. It doesn't matter who you are or what you have. Life can be pretty damn hard and without a healthy mind. It's even harder. Check out online therapy with better help dot com slash toast and be on your way to a little more ease. Welcome back to the show. Happy hump does a starting the week with hump day. He'll work week for us with. I'm dade it's an amazing feeling. It rarely happens. It rarely happens and also it's the less upset. Did on friday where we were literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for something so somewhat interesting to discuss little. Did we know all we had to do was take off two days monday tuesday for labor day in rosh hashanah to come on wednesday with the juiciest show. We've had in a while. Yeah there's so much to talk about and it's really exciting to have things in which to talk about and some really exciting news that i feel personally invested in you. There's a lot going on. I layers obviously all the celebrity news that happened in the last three days like literally all last night. Just so fucking crazy to. I watched the most television. I've ever watched in my life over the holiday over the weekend. Because i didn't do anything over the weekend and i cannot wait to discuss things. We both watched things. I just watched and the tv recap is fucking quaking. The tv recap is quaking and have three words. The demilio show the motherfucking demilio show and by the way just programming like we don't have time for toaster. Steelers toasters on tuesday. I'm not going to skip it this week. No we're just doing it on a slow day but it's like when we do when we miss the tv recap. That was supposed to be like we. Don't then recap it the next day like just it's on its day. We mean the wait till next tuesday for service. Yeah i do. I don't know if the toasters would be to please to hear about this. I think that it's in line with our stance on other issues. We'll see we'll talk about it after a tragedy meeting and then third. We're was i- celebrity news tv. I'm excited to talk about and you have something to talk to me about. You said i do. Is that the third thing. No but thank for reminding me the third thing is that we also were a part of all the drama last night because we dropped a patron episode with the biggest fucking bomb in our family's legacy and that's saying a lot like we were saying last night like this. Is the craziest episode. I think we'll ever recorded an. I personally was not being. Click bait exaggerating. I wasn't lying. Like when i think about like the news that we could share like. This is one of the craziest things that we've shared. Because if you know us as a family which most of you do like it's wild it's wild so the new podcast is up. We dropped it last night on our patriot. Patriotic is our subscription service. You guys now seven dollars and ninety nine cents a month gets you five trapezoid and it gets you early access to the juiciest drops like last night. We were in the studio with third person. Who dropped a truth bomb. That's all i'll say. Yeah now the thing. I wanted to talk to you about great so you recommended me this book and i i just want to let it. It's a book i've been saying. That's a sweet rom com. That's extremely corny. It is it is literally erotica. Okay let me just say that you get calling me yesterday like did you read more. Did you read more. And i was very involved in this. Tv show which i'll talk about in the tv recap. I didn't read more okay. And i could not sleep last night. Just because i've had five days off. I've been sleeping till noon so i was like really off. Ben is snoring away. And i'm like you know i could read and i read two chapters. I'm about maybe seventy percent of the way through what's called again. it happened one summer by tessa. Bailey everyone every time i say. It's the raunchy porn book i was like. What was it again. It is pornography. I was shook you read this book and i was wondering why like you were calling me so much like asking if i read the book. Like who fucking cares. And then i finished. I think it's chapter nineteen and i was cackling in my bed understanding why you were calling me asking me if i read the book. Because spoiler alert she puts her finger up her boyfriend's but is that what you referential wasn't waiting for anything in particular. I just wanted to like one when i recommend the book to someone. Like i'd like to know how. It's i knew that you were reading a lot this weekend so i just wanted to know if things were in line with you know how i said they would be. You weren't waiting for me to see the finger in the bum no to me. There was like so much you know stuff happening in every scene that not one thing not one stuff like struck out a stood out. I'm not one finger finger. Because like i chapter and i was cackling because all coming together like that's probably why you were calling me. That's a fucking crazy thing to happen in the book like it's insane fucking book and by the way i like it. I can't believe you read it and liked it. Okay so i read it because snitch almost chosen for the redheads. Thank go lord. That she did you guys can have like an intellectually stimulating conversation. No And i was surprised by how much i liked it considering and so i a and i i think that the love stories like really there. It's like the vibe of like people joke about twilight but like we really know try is a true love story and they are both some of the most talented actors in the business and people are like. Oh twilight like i agree with you. It's a silly book. But the love between renton spoiler alert and piper israel right. So that's why. I recommend to everyone because i think it's a nice book but also like anne barrett on my part. Don't you feel weird recommend. I feel truly. That's why i can't say like it happened without being like it is extremely raunchy and not selling it. It's erotica like the period but here's that they we can sell it in bookstores. We're talking about it. We snitch at rosh. Hashanah and i need her to read it because all the books that she reads are raunch porn. And i want to know if this book is more than usual or is it just another book in the life of senate. Well i read a good amount of erotica. Because i read so much colleen hoover and like she really. It puts so much unnecessary porn in her books and i can tell you definitively that this book is the most radical. I think i've never read fifty shades. But i think it's up there. I agree. it's not. I agree but snitch. Reads like all these. You read fifty shades this just another day in the life for so also for the toasters readers out there. Please read this book and let us know what you think. Where does it rank on the porn scale. So like for you. It's a ten percent spoke. You've ever read. Yes i would think for me too. I have to like think back to things that i read. But i would think for me to. Yes you know. It's bad well not bad. But it's high on the list when the author refers to a woman's vagina as her sex also the p. word. Whether are we talking about that on. Not at the on the podcast. This book said the p. word. And i was so chef by the way when i was two chapters last night said it again might have even said it three times. Yeah no she. The other comes out big and bold word z. It's shocking to see her kindle. You know you could click on it and get it done so. I spent a lot of the weekend watching tv. I'm also almost to that book. I really like like. It's very sweet. I'm not trying to rush through shocking. Like the level of porn is just a lot for the book the content of the book. But i want to know from other readers who read mostly whi- which is also there. What do you think it happened when summer tested daily and it's also a just a book it is it's cute And then other things. We're going to dive into the tv. Recap but we both watched the show. Last night. i finished click bait which was like everyone is obsessed with and i have a lot of thoughts and i don't know if you'd like it but it was pretty good. I also watched only murders in the building. Okay and i watched. I was spent a lotta time on who watched some of nine perfect strangers and i just i have a lot of thoughts on everything especially the demilio show. I know that you and i are really on the same page about that. So that will be an rt recap but before that like there's so much to do. There's an i watched cinderella. Oh yes so. I'll let everyone what i thought about it. I wish sneak peek. I watch shrek four. I thought it was incredibly dark. And like i don't know what the cameras are. Only like i had never seen truck for because the story-line didn't even ring a bell and it was just a lot of like it was it was hard. There was like an ogre revolution. It's insane yeah like he was crazy. Trek four is the personification of too much of a good thing. Yeah but they also did a pretty good job but it was too dark. Like rumpelstiltskin is an animal anyways. What else did i watch. Mill ios cinderella. I think that's it if anything else to finish my book. Empty mansions took me forever. It wouldn't really recommend could have been an article. This is a meeting that could have been an email. A book could have been an article. Yeah because it's like killing me not to talk about certain things seven without further ado. It is time for the past stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite of toast before we. I haven't very funny do story. Ooh last night was the second night of the first night after arab of rosh. Hashanah and me and ben had the russia meal with his family ended of theo just like was running amuck like living his life and then we get home and were laying in bed. And i'm like smelling something. And i'm like jews multiple soup and then guy like sniffing around like. Where's the soup and literally fields ears. Sopping wet it smelled like deal. You know the smell of said. I have no idea how it got in there but not really paying attention to him when we were at dinner so we must have just like run into the kitchen maybe hopped on the counter and drink some soup. Good for him. He wants to celebrate. Yeah he's such a jewish boy son like everything he could have snagged some the soup for the soul so sweet. That's probably still some. I don't watch a story. It was a stunning moment. Okay and spirituality in our family yes and so now without further ado let won't daily any longer for b. Let you know that pregnant. Kylie jenner showing. Her baby bumper the first time in a new video posted to her instagram confirming the rumors attribute Deleted my twitter and that kylie is pregnant is pregnant part. you know. This isn't surprising. Just because like there have been all these series. If you're in the know and you watch talk like you knew that she probably might have been pregnant. I'm glad that she was able to tell on her own terms. I do feel like all these conspiracy. Theories like probably pushed up her announcement date slightly. I do feel sad. Like i dunno. I just like hate that. We live in this world. Where people just can't announce her own pregnancy. But then you know. I did you know falls on small rabbit hole and tic talk this morning. Like people thinking kylie's already given birth on because in one of the videos. Stormy wearing Christmas pajamas so the time line were to add up fucking no but see stormy. Being sort of chaotic about one. She celebrates her holidays. Kylie of course would never do that but she would allow stormy because she wants to be happy. I don't think that's true because like for a few months especially the beginning of the kylie was like always with her friend. Team forty to go to the beach crazy stuff. That's true so. I think i saw one thing like a comment or something that said based on her manicures in the videos and like timing that she's probably due in december recruits. Let me crazy. And i just wanna say like it means something to me to be pregnant at the same time as kylie of core like what are you a month. External no like. I don't know if people would like think these things matter it matters. I am just like over the moon even better about your decision to get knocked up now. A hundred percent and just like what a great fabulous pregnancy buddy and so i guess she would be two months ahead of me. I'm hoping maybe she's like january and she's like Aren't right maybe those belly pictures from yesterday and that's why she was waiting to post this video till she had like more belly. Pigs and the video was fabulous by the way the point. Yes exactly so. I just like it's just going to be such a fun journey. I was the one who i did say that. I thought that with this pregnancy kylie with given would be giving us pregnant kylie. Do to that. So i'm excited to see that. And then also the postpartum journey. I'm excited hopefully line up with her. And like see where she's at. And all these tings. No it's stunning. And the rumors are that she's having a boy just because she's been using like blue heart emojis on stuff which is like pretty. Well she would be that But then that's also exciting for me. Totally boys boys could be friends. Maybe your voice can be boys and they would say we'd at bo as we what we make. It knows that's what the boys would say as they came out of your version. You're out of your sex out of your who have goals and that's one. No it's really fabulous news. I love you really. Love is like. There's so many rumors about like highly travis. Travis has aside badge. Maybe it's true but like they always present a united front. And i just love that for them. Yeah no i really do too. And i'm so happy. I'm happy for kylie me too and i loved the kris. Jenner sonogram moment. Nobody's also crazy to me. That kylie waited 'til her first sonogram which is used around seventy weeks. In order to share with chris it did feel like they were really surprised you think like when she was the beginning of how the pregnancy test and her and travis for like what like. I got the vibe that it was like a shock like it wasn't planned. Oh that's just me. I don't know. Maybe 'cause i've been reading some of the rumors where it's like. They've been trying and she wants another really like. I assume that they were trying. It's possible but so i just i loved it all. And they're all like sisters so excited for her. Yes so cute lights very very sweet and i love the cheese out about now. You know like who knows the possibilities for what we can get from kylie in. The next couple of months are endless. I'm really feeling creatively. Stymied in terms of pregnant maternity wear maternity. Wear especially at this stage where it's like. My clothes don't really fit like yeah. My usual close but like when i look at maternity websites for like really big bellies kind of leggings leggings Some looking to seeing what kylie brings to the table maybe some info because they do currently which i know now that i've been looking for maternity clothes in there some good options like a place in order. There's hatch that they reach out to me. They're gonna send me some tank There's some cool maternity wear but like of course it's like vigorous a gap in the market. There is like rome. Yeah but then. I'm sure like they needed birthing. Forget about the gap and you move on course heels. The next time of course. Yeah but not. Everyone is pregnant and has to look their stomach on a tv show on tv show on a world renowned peabody award. Winning show agreed. Not everybody. So i'm just going to keep going with the things that stretch and then i'll let you guys know by the way that's my department. If you wanna go shopping just let me know. I was really close looking in zack's closet today but it's like i'm not that big like that would be really like unnecessary though. Just be like concerning if you were at that stage when you're only like three months or four months. Yeah but i have been wearing some of his like Bottoms to bed because that waistband starts to get like a little tight. Oh it's been been sundays like almost every night. Oh please cou. I seemed so happy for kylie. Like in the whole jenner family. The webster family. Like i don't know how surveys going to take you know. Being a big sister no longer center of attention. Having to share the stage part of growing up maybe it was just putting on an act in the video but she did look really excited. Yeah of course it's exciting until something comes and takes literally all the attention away from you. Yeah i don't know. I feel like he's ready to. She must have so much attention and so much toys. Yes that can be can be good but there's nothing like a friend. There's nothing like a sister brother. Yeah i ready soya. Which is a little more. Pregnancy news mine is pregnant with john. Mullany baby jumbo lenient. Olivia munn arc's with seeing did a baby. The stand up comedian confirmed the actresses pregnancy news tuesday on late night with seth meyers while discussing his eventful year and their world wind whirlwind relationship. Birkhead crickets We're having a baby together. I was nervous when i was about to say the news. I'm going to be a dad. Obviously i think it's great welcoming a child into the world. I don't want to say anything. Negative about was pregnancy factors at play. Here he announced his divorce for months ago. Now of course we don't know everything and maybe they've been unhappy for four years like not judging the timeline. But i'm judging this whole situation. I'm sorry it's just too weird yet. An picture emerged of her few days looking pregnant looking pregnant so i guess that maybe as what prompted them to announce the pregnancy. I also just want to say. I'm four months pregnant and she looks more pregnant than me. Well so. I do think it's weird that he went on a tv show and gave a timeline of his. That's really personal. Like sharing the pregnancy update with us is already like a wonderful thing but it just felt really personal him giving the time. Line the breakdown. Like sort of didn't do anything wrong. And i was like well. I didn't think he did. But now i do. Yeah he said. I went to rehab in september twenty twenty. I got in october. I move out of my home for my ex wife i host. Snl on halloween. I relapsed on drugs. Then i continued using drugs. I went to rehab again. This time. For two months. I got february i lived in sober living for another month and a half. Then in the spring. I went to l. a. and met and started to date a wonderful woman named olivia. So he's just weird like adds up like it's just why don't we. Why do we know that maybe in reality he separated from his wife in fall of twenty twenty. And now you know a year later. They're expecting right but from the people's pov. They announced divorce for months ago. No you know what's so weird about the world is like you. Maybe a year ago. You couldn't tell me that. Like people would turn on. John mullany like he is adored. He is the bigger people turn. I haven't writing. People feel very defensive of his ex wife anna like she was a page on like there were such a great couple also like always maintained that he didn't want children. Oh is that true. He was on comedians in cars. Getting coffee comedy is more personal than food and he said that he didn't want kids. Nothing like never you know. There just wasn't in their plan yet and they're happy with where they're at and that's like another like fucked up layer knew the story so weird and like it's really this is terrible. This is just my opinion. They don't wanna send any hate anyone but like this whole storyline. It makes me hate these people so much and like just the back like we now live in a world where john mullany is at the center of some weird ethical scandal is just not what i expected. Because he's like known as the. John comedian like everyone loved him and they loved him and his wife and like i just didn't think this is how life was going to turn out for john malini and now that it has like i personally just need to digest that. Okay take your time. I really like not that familiar with him. So me neither like me. Like i'm more. I know olivia munn more yet. No this is just like it's too much it's lot but ultimately happiness for the happy couple muzzle. Tow it just don't and like the announcement was really awkward. Maybe there's no one in seth meyers studio. Here's a studio audience but it was like four people clapping and it was just like crickets. Yeah it's too weird. Like i don't even know how to feel but i'm just not good. I'm feeling like i'm curious. Other people feel like people who actually like and like no respect his comedy like. I really don't know anything about him. I've never been a fan. But i don't know just after watching demilio show like i don't want to say anything negative about anyone ever again by the way because you just never fucking now total like before i watch timoteo show. I would've said if. I thought about charleen dixie. That they must be like the happiest girls in the world because look at the log of their life and you just never know you know but we'll get to that in the tv recap. Are you ready for our next story. Britney spears. His father asks the judge to enter conservative ship so much news in surprise. Move britney spears. His father has to judge on tuesday to end her conservative ship. Which would allow the singer. Better control over her life her finances and her health care decisions for the first time in thirteen years. Jamie spears filed a petition with probate judge new penny saying that recent events have shown that she should get that chance to control her own affairs quote. Gearing misfires has told the court that wants control of her life back without the safety rails of a conservative ship. She wants to be able to make decisions regarding her medical care deciding when where and how often to get therapy. She wants to control the money. She has made from her career and spend it without supervision or oversight crazy. She wants to be able to get married and have a baby if she so chooses in short. She wants to live her life as she chooses without the constraints of a conservative or court proceeding. So i just don't feel like his intentions here appear. I feel like he's doing this because he cares about brady like he cannot take being the most hated men in america down like the consequences of his actions are catching up with him. So he's doing this. I think in an attempt to appease the public get people off his ass not really because he cares about brady but at the end of the day the result would be the same. And i'm obviously thrilled about it. Okay i have a few more thoughts about this. Because i agree there. There's he's not just like a benign sort of guy okay. Oh you didn't like it. Thirteen nearly six. Oh yeah oh sorry. Okay but i think. I remember when all like the trial was happening in brittany. Speaking like there are a lot of people who believe that. Britney like might. We don't know what's going on with britney that you might need a concern but i think the concern that she's been under has been insanely abusive and controlling and i think there was a way for what she wanted was a different conspirator and more freedom. You know like the way she was living and working and her allowance on her. A iud just like nuts nuts. So i feel like. I feel like there's a chance that she needs a conservative. And we don't know the medical diagnosis that or you know where she's at and so by him like like just taking it away completely. It's like he wants to see her like wants to show everyone you know. By the way the way that thing was worded was definitely patriots. All right she doesn't wanted to look after her medical care like no one will look. Yeah you know what you're saying it. It doesn't seem like this is like an actual like white flags surrender. It's like i don't want my help. Don't take it sounded very bitter. Yes and also i just. I can't really believe after thirteen years of her. You know privately probably telling him like. Please stop and now all of a sudden he's a he got a change of heart. I do think there's something nefarious here going on. He's trying like a different route colour skeptical. I am skeptical. But ultimately you know. I still think if it's if it's between being conserved with jamie or no conservative ship. Obviously yeah no. It's just like a crazy world man. I don't know but this petition submitted actually get it done though because it seems like everyone in this case the judge is like everyone is somehow being bribed or is is involved so like no justice ever get. We're like running in circles. Yeah so maybe this is like jamie like look. I'm a hero but the judge didn't allow it. I have to say yeah so. I just don't buy any until britney is freed like i won't buy anything i agree. I'm so skeptical and we keep getting these updates at like seemed like good updates or seem like big news him stepping down and then it's like wait he's not. Did anyone actually read the report right. There's so much fake fucking news. You're totally right so until like she's on her instagram on. I g live like saying i'm free. Say driving in car with you. Know with a hand held hence very hands free device. I won't believe it. Yeah but we are hopeful yes. Let's get oh yes. Oh yes cautiously optimistic. Okay now some next big news. Just they keep coming. They were five for five like we don't have time for bullshit stories today. We are five scott dissident. Amelia hamlin break-up whoo hoo the twenty or model and the thirty eight year old reality star had broken up. After less than a year of dating page six has confirmed a source. Told us weekly on tuesday that amelia was the one who ended things with scott quote. They're both taking it in stride. I actually believe. The reminder break-up news comes just a week after the talentless designers private messages about towns. Pundit about x. court kardashian were made public obviously scott messaging units. Yeah was this chick. okay Definitely like we said pissed off would piss off that girlfriend honestly like this whole i have so many thoughts about this whole relationship and lisa and everything but if it is this is how played out like amelia. Felt like hella disrespected by all. This actually have a lot of respect for amelia because the way that it looks like of course like really would never up with scott like it's the most relevant famous person shall ever date like her whole family pretends to be excited but they are like if she did actually break up with him like out of respect for herself like you can't be going around like embarrassing me like. I have a lot of respect for that. I just have to say i don't know if that's how played out. That is article made. It seem but you really never know but i will respect that because that is an admirable thing to do to have self respect in a relationship right. We had assumed last week it was just another day basic household right. Like that wouldn't bother her. She you know relationship like that. I don't like it go to your room. Yeah and those types of relationships like you don't really get bad is yes. It is what it is or you can go. You don't like it leave. And so she left and so that does give me a little bit of like a lomilia back. But now now we have to talk about these serena and her like social media antics in the last few days posted a picture of harry styles because like unreal house is a beverly hills when asked about scott. She pretends to be upset. And she's like who. I couldn't shift stated harry styles like line lisa. First of all second of all. She posted the picture of of harry leading people to think like maybe they were not doing. Well scott amelia and then this whole news came out and she responded to someone's comment just like confirming that like you know she's just like putting herself in the middle of it and honestly now that the relationships over it's so easy for lisa it'd be like oh well i didn't like this. I didn't approve but like where were you right. Where were you when you're nine year old dating almost a forty year old man. Yeah like it's easy to be the hero now. Yeah but We like pretending. Beverly hills like oh like stop. Yes we're not gonna you know we're not but that's sat on that. I guess i'm so thrilled to no longer have to not talk to avoid. Go out of way talking about them. Hopefully he engages in an age appropriate relationship. Good luck. hopefully she does as well. I don't think so you don't think so from either of them. No i'm familiar. Find someone her age but scott. Yeah it's a pattern now. Yeah and that's where it makes it difficult for me. It's like a fan of has to really respect anything. He does big time big time. Are you ready for the final story. For what the final story did it did it. Did you do did you. Were co for the summer. Another where it's for the summer okay. We're cool summer and now we're ready for the fifth and final story. Which is the full dancing with the stars. Season thirty casts. And it's really a good one. It is the cast of the new season of dancing with the stars include talk co host. Amanda includes which we announced last week and by the way she was iraq dancer. She was not just a dancer. Like vija crandell cremins cream of dancers still in front of theo. He's the cream of the cream of dancers. Get out there thing. But i just want to like. I don't wanna move onto the next one yet until we like talk about how unfair this is. No i know like love medically sliver everything support but This is up there with. Heather morrison a former rocket next. Charlie demilio was going to be announcing on the stars. She should. she's an amazing dancer. Trained no this is this is like it's worse than like sunni lee and when you know mobiles was on like it gets worse then we also have beverly hills to knows. Brian austin green. Oh not brian. Like literally carolina's loser male population to moving on bullying empires christine chew. No oh that's good. Yeah that is good. She's a perfect type of person. I bet she's a terrible dancer like she'll learn and get better like that's what it's supposed to be. And then perhaps the most exciting casting announcement peleton instructor. Cody rigsby yes. I saw that disorder. He is going to everything. He has caught the account so excited for you to watch. Because you're going to love him so much like he's gonna kill it. I know i know his guy oliver talk and he obviously has rhythm because of his classes in there so with the music but like he's not a dancer so he's he's actually the perfect casting and i'm so excited to like personality come through his song choices like he also has just like creative vision and i think he's like obsessed with pop culture and like so many celebrities and musicians. He's like the perfect thing. I think it was amazing. And like he's in the homes of millions of americans like he has a deep wide reach. I do think people will vote for him. Like he's not so obvious. Like matt james but he is like really he's like a part of people's everyday lives yes and is he gonna be doing. His peleton knows take some time off. I don't know if he'll be class. Yeah he's gotta change and then he tells me to vote for him no literally like he should still the closet he shed. There's definitely peleton studios in l. Sure and also which sane to see like peleton. Instructors who for the last almost two years have become such a big part of every men's lives like seeing them become traditional famous people. No it's fabulous yes former. Nba player iman shumpert. Oh here's new reality show. Yes so. I'm sure like he's making country star jimmy allen. Oh that's good. That is good. It's surprising though. Because he's like really taking off. Yeah so now he's gonna do the always gonna throw a country star there. Yeah youtube superstar judges co al. We feels like she's been waiting around for like months for this. Yeah real houses of atlanta's kenya more aid. Yes we said that. Last week i was your reaction nas week. I feel like she's talking to like it. She really likes to be in control of things. I don't think she's going to like it at all. Like she's gonna like police of pop and like fake break wrinkle or something i yeah i agree with you cobra. Kyw's martin cove the bachelor's james. Yes there's always someone for the bachelor. I did see a video of manning because he made it to talk with suny lay. And i don't know why i just assumed like he was a good dancer when he literally has read them he was like adagio. Talk with tyler. Seed the one with their shirts off. And i thought it was good. I remember that one. I thought it was good spice. Girls mel c. That's good. that's exciting. Wait mel c sporty. Mel c sporty. Oh wow mill be poppin. She's on america's got talent mel. See like i have not heard from her since her conic solo song. How does it go. She released a solo song. That i think is one of the best songs ever written. Whoa and just give me one second. It's worth it's worth mel c. Melanie c i turn to you. That's her leading to son to you. Could the only one who can tell me around. When i'm upside down to so good right so good. I didn't realize that was her offices. Mma laura harden. They don't watch office. Oh by the way. Yes that is jacqueline from the bowl. Type from the bolton type. Wow love about also the principal from seventeen again okay. Short goes out schorr with the guy. Yeah so good. I love her. Yeah okay i'm excited. I'm so glad you found new project after the ball. Type yeah Wwe's mike the miz. Oh mr mrs. Ms ms in the midst of that atrocious reality show like stirring mizzen. Mrs okay okay. i think i've never seen it. Maybe there the commercials are enough to make me no. It's literally the show on television. Olivia jade and sunni lee. Okay just run through the two most interesting about them last week. I cannot believe the rumor with like. I hope that she has fun. I think that enough time has passed. People don't like make fun of her like she's just a person And i'll be rooting for her. Like one hundred percent. Yeah who do you think's gonna win. It's tough because you have to be really popular but you also have to be good because at some point your popularity can only take you so far. So that's my concern with like james know. I don't think he's a very good dancer. But i think of course his fanbase will take him halfway there. Yeah i think that joe can make it really far. Because she's very good and very popular you have both i like I don't know what amanda classes like following like. Does she like you. Know she's mature women who are not going to be staying up on my email calling a million times but hurt skill could get her very far right right so i don't know joe was definitely a front runner. Suny is definitely a front runner. I don't know what j. Dan moore hardened like could be someone who's just like people definitely want to root for. Yeah yes generally that other season that we watch where the woman from the office alcoholic who works in like accounting. Yeah really far. Even though like she doesn't have like a millions of followers like waiting up like texting using three different phones to send their votes in. Yeah so we've actually very interesting. Season might only problem with becoming a fan of dancing with the stars which literally became last year as it's such long episodes it's similar to the bachelor. They've a million commercial breaks. They've useless packages like people dancing through la like shows the dancing and give us a score and move on so much time. They can't help themselves. It's like an abc trademark okay. Well it premieres. Monday september twentieth. If you wanna watch and speaking of tv we must get into the tv week. We open my list. But let's definitely start off with the demilio show. They have a reality show on hulu. If you haven't watched it. I really do suggested it's much different than i thought it was going to be And i think that was good and bad because just from an entertainment perspective. I really liked getting to know the girls in their business. But i do feel like the whole show. Every episode was about the same thing. And it's an important conversation for sure. But i'm just saying from an entertainment perspective it did get a little repetitive. At the end. Yes i agree. It was really surprising. Thought this family was getting a show and it was going to be like silly family antics fabulous events. Most family reality shows. Are you know you got a little bit of the real life and whatever it'd been mostly like them you know doing silly things that go into an art class. There was really not that much silly about this show. And i have so many thoughts on the whole but i will say like i said earlier in the show when i would think if i ever thought about charlie in dixie. Demilio me before watching the show. I would have assumed that they were so happy. You girls a lot like just so excited and they have like to go from like just being you know a regulated at again and then to have this level of fame like you know in one year. Charlie's on the time one hundred list it's unprecedented. It's the real definition of. What's that phrase. Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it yet. So i was not prepared to see and to me when i think of charleen pixie like they're so love she has the most as most followers antetok because people her so i was so surprised to see how much hate they deal with like how it affects them so but i also think that they don't have good systems in place for dealing with it. I completely agree. It was shocking to see a how much they get and be how it really bothers them. They're not just like these larger than life figures they really are just like fucking sixteen and nineteen year old girls. Who like somebody if you were in high school and something came up to you and called. You must be like you would cry. And so they cry because their children right. And it's so crazy when you keep reminding yourself. They charlie's sixteen. And then you think back to where you were at sixteen and like it's almost like capturing my personality on a reality show like her personality keeps changing episode as a teenager and like who she is charlie. So young show. It's dixie dixies. Now dixies the older one. So i think like people gave her less grace in that sense. She's still thinking nineteen. She can't even have a sip of alcohol. Exactly crazy shows you thinking at their birthday party. Like charlie. At the are they shrinking. No no i mean. They don't see that. I wasn't getting drinking vibes from any of the show but like the fact that they sit on their phones all day they wake up over. Grab their phone and read. Comments like is so unhealthy. And i would just. I would have just assumed that like they either. Some most people who are famous don't read comments right but they got really famous from the comments section from the comments section so okay. They're probably like accustomed to reading comments. But like why like. I was after watching the sean like they should have two phones. One for posting. Take toxin like looking at instagram. And all those things and like one for texting their friends. They should not be allowed to be on that talk phone. All's like then they sit around with their parents and they're like reading mean comments about themselves like while they're trying to have a conversation and it's like the parents should be like get off your phone like because what they're doing on their so harmful. Yeah honestly like there's one part of the show that gave me a pitt. And i'm not critiquing anyone's parenting at all but i did not already unchartered territory of course and they admittedly they said like we have no idea what we're doing. I just feel like there's like there's more that they could be doing to protect their daughters mental health. Like charlie's having a breakdown. Dixie seventy break down there filming it. I'm like literally the filming is the antithesis of what they need. And you know they told. Charlie take a break. They clear schedule for a week and thought that it would fit and i'm sure she definitely helped. Clear your schedule for one week. Like girls six month break. Like i just feel like her parents kept giving me a pitt and it's like they live in this house that like is paid for by the kids. It just feels like this kind of really weird backwards type of dynamic. And i just felt like i wish that may and maybe they do it and we don't see it. I just wish that like the parents had handled a lot of the things differently. Well towards the end the charlie. Change your schedule. She only works three days a week. And it's between eleven and ford if you wanna work with her and i think that's more healthier and it must be really crazy. I almost wish. I know that they would never share this but like explained to us how much money you're making that's worth putting your kids through this because i'm sure it's so much money and most people would choose like that and this trucker's charlie chuckers for charlie over going home to connecticut of likes for the average viewer. It's like how could you be putting your kids and the dad keep saying like we'll if you know if you've ever got much like wool go back home we'll call it quits and it's like i have reached that point me. It looks like it's too much. One hundred percents are so miserable. They're crying every single day. Multiple times a day they can enjoy like regular things like meals with their friends or with their family like they're broken. It's so sad so sad especially considering those girls that i would consider have a net positive experience on on the internet because there are so i had no idea charlie get so much. Hey like or that. They've never had oh tweets resurface like. They're just they're not original controversial at all. They're just like beloved they are all. These brands want to work with them. Like and then to hear that. I think it was a bonnie said it. You know the hate stresses you out when you're working with brands because you don't want the brands to see it and be like we shouldn't work with this person and it's like but the hate is still unfounded and it's like it's so crazy because you think you're doing something wrong when like you didn't. Yeah yeah so. They like stress out about that. They stressed out about everything and also like the level of like social anxiety that they even like the friends with the people that are ticked yet. I don't leave my house that your sixteen year old girls. That's not normal. No eight so. It's so sad and like when ovonic. I can't when i go to a restaurant. Metallic both of us are to like service to order order like no and then they were talking about noah back who. I literally adore. They were like. He's just neuro typical like he doesn't have any of these issues. And i'm like you know you're right like there's such a difference in in the way he speaks on the show verse. Dixie and dixie gets a lotta shit because she's like monotone and she's like quiet but the thing is what i learned from. The show was like you think you know these girls like you don't know them at all. Yeah and her. Relationship with noah was the best part of the show. Such a dixie. I follow her after the show like i had a lot of growth on the show. Yes from episode one to the last episode. Like it's a brand new dixie. She's really awesome. she's really blossomed. And i love that for her like and you know what they made a good point because of course they get so much shit like dixies not a real singer and she's like okay. If you're getting these opportunities to sing and perform that wouldn't you get so moronic. But it's just crazy because the way that i saw not that i thought that much about them before but like dixie and like became really famous and then she put us on be happy and then i was like everywhere so popular was hopping and i never realized that like her singing career was fraught with all this. Hey yes yeah. I had no idea because like songs for people on the internet. Do and by the way those girls also are really very poignant in like they get so much eight and those more on boys at their friends with like bryce hollick get no hate and they actually commit crimes like brace hall like starts fights in restaurants and like everyone loves him in like charlie and dixie really you video where like. They spit out a piece of food that they didn't like and it was literally worldwide news. I remember that so there. Is this insane double standard. And it's like crazy that these really young girls that are able to point out especially as a perceives to cancel culture getting cancelled. She was like these boys can do whatever they want. And like i do something like benign and i'm a criminal yet but when i think of like bri i don't again i don't think of them but like bryce hall and the others whose names don't even know because they're what doing their criminal activity and they're posting to talk like they don't have a drink with dunkin' so even though they technically get away with more they don't get the opportunities that these girls got for being such great the great girls they are. Yeah you know that's true the race whole doesn't have line with holster. no and by their biz like i. I know that like their work gives them so much anxiety like i was really interested in like all their calendars and like what other projects they were working on. Like i knew they had social torres like a line of clothing. But i didn't know that was funded by hollis like. I was just living a lot about their business yet. Closed super cute. Everything that they do. They obviously a very a lot of effort yet but it was just really surprising. Actually think the show will be all what i thought. The show was going to be anything anybody who takes time to watch. It will be really surprised by it. And of course it makes you think twice about what you say about anyone it also because you just never know but i think. I don't think before the ever really felt badly for charlie. Dixie benign after this. I'm just like it's i think people will lay off of them if they take the time to watch it. I also do think that was part of the reason why they want to do the show. I'm sure they didn't want another project to take on another like in basic thing. That people could judge. But i do think like oh i don't think any of it was acting like i think that like when she was having that breakdown but the people her youtube video like she gets amazing opportunity to do a twenty four hours in a day with dixie blog for vogue. But you she not take it because technically like other people might deserve it more like. Yeah but she and she. She completely acknowledged that. But i don't think she was expecting the comments to be like your ugly. Like your musty and it no way. Did i think that was acting like at all. But i do think part of the reason they released a show is like in the hopes that people would just fuck off a little bit. Yes fuck off for them but also in general like when and it makes me sad to just to think about like all the kids out there famous or not famous like that live like this in their phones like the other people's comments in their high school other people other kids experience on like a micro level like the kids are not okay. Every time i watched something highlights like the culture and linking even award shows like the kids are not okay. And what are we doing to help. These kids know. The kids are not okay. That was like the social dilemma. to like. if you yes we were like sixteen years old. Maybe a little younger like fully formed pretty much when we started getting inundated with social media and like being attached to our phones like these kids are attached to their phones from like the age of seven. Like it's crazy and it's not normal. And like i feel like charlie dixie or like a byproduct of that on a huge level right plus the kids are not okay like the phones are causing incredible mental health issues and then also for the last two years. They're not allowed to leave their houses. Yeah they can't go to school when they do leave their house. After where mass they already have like social zion diety issues and now they can't like eight so the kids are are fucked. And that's what. I took away from the show and i just i need to what we're going to do to help because this is untenable. Yeah i agree. And i think it was just shocking. Was a good show. It was a good show. It's just so interesting like their life. Now they'll soon really like to talk about addison. I was curious. And also. But i also think like i wonder i would love to hear how add like addison had the exact same experience. Charlie pretty much. Yes little older. I care mental firms. Talking or margo about this but i had a. This is just a theory. And i don't think that it's a it might be true but like the way that i perceive the whole absent of it all the way. Addison grew up in the way charleen. Dixie grub is actually really different. Like charlie and dixie grew up in like upper middle class of connecticut. And addison and her mom spoken about like on their podcasts. I like they grew up just differently like much poorer. And i think that like of course the shift from charlie's former life to her current life is so different but i think it's so much more different for addison that like you know th this is her new life and she's just kind of swallowing the hard parts and really focusing on the fact like she is able to support her entire family. They all moved out to la like they all have their own jobs. They're all making money from this. I think that her mentality is just different. Because that's just the way that i perceive it. I have no idea if that's true and also probably because of her age. Oh that helps. For sure is ears between charlie and addison are like probably the most. How old is i. Think addison's twenty one. No i'm pretty sure she is legal. Drinking age twenty twenty okay. Four years. I think she was born in two thousand. That's so crazy. She's actually turning twenty one in like a month. Oh that's exciting. I think those years make a big difference com of get a similar show from addison and also like it is really interesting to see the career choices that they all make but i do think like the girls are so unhappy like. Is this worth it i would say no i would say nato go home to connecticut. She could be in the studio with gemma and she could still social torres. She could still do brands on tick-tock totally unbel- open la especially with kobe. Like you're gonna travel less than somebody who is close to new york. No i feel like. Is it worth it for charlie. Now i feel like dixie has a better grasp on things i. I don't think it's worth charlie. She's a better crass but it's not great but if he was the only one on the show i would still be like eight hours it. Yeah i just feel. Like dixie like finds actual joy in her music and that part of her career excite turn. I don't know if there's anything about charlie's career that makes her excited yet and that's why in the beginning. I was so glad that she was still doing dance. And i know they've been to do. I know because i understood why at the end of the day like it just became one more thing that she needed to do and it was like she brought her time. But i feel like that's really what grounded her in like her old life and then to take that away. It's just like she's just out in. La untethered untethered. It was it was a a real shock the whole show. Yeah i just just you. You think you know people and you think i want that like i want to be the most famous ticker it ain't it like it's not it yet and they have no like you know they talk so badly about themselves and they're just like i don't deserve this like listen if it was that easy to just say anton take and me the most in the world everyone would do it so many there would be so many more charlie demilio millions. And there's not there's something special about you. There's something that people really like about. You like allow yourself to be proud of that totally and even with dixie. When she was like people. Just say i got like i'm just charlie's payments and i'm like okay that's cool but like they've no self-esteem that's not true because so many people are famous so many people have siblings so many people have even thirsty siblings. And they're not dixie to break ground and he's not dixie to know that so true so again. Dc there is something about you that people really light. And it's okay to be proud of that. Honestly i watch by takeaway was like oh i wanna be friends with dixie. Like i really was funny like cheese and she got more comfortable as the show went on. But you're right they have no self-esteem yet and it's just so sad because they're not accomplished nothing and they really look at themselves like i don't deserve to be here. Yeah and you can always say someone who deserves more. There's someone more talented but like you can. Also there's proof of the pudding but but you can also say nice things about yourself to doesn't take away from everyone who's the doctors and nurses. Yeah time one hundred about hardly. You inspired people to you did. The whole world was dancing on. Take talk yeah watching your videos. Not changing the zeitgeist. And that's just the truth. That's facts you know. No totally so. It just made me sad. They made me really sad. Like fucking depressing. Yeah yeah she really never know what's going on behind closed doors and this is like the the real message here is like what you see on social media. I know everyone says it like this is like an active kind of what answer media verse screaming crying in her bedroom. Just please keep that in mind when you're scrolling social media. Everyone's life look so fabulous. They crying their rooms when they have body. Image issues like. It's just like an actual personification of like what you see verse reality no and it was probably the most drastic one. I've i've seen too crazy. It's like the hate is actually coming from eleven year olds like the kids are not well. No they're seriously not any other thoughts on the show. I think i'm good. If something else comes to me. I'll bring enough. I started watching only murders in the building. Which is a hulu that had been hearing a lot about that. Like i was so confused. Because mcguire steve martin martin short like a iconic duo for the last fifty years doing a show with selena gomez but i watched it because i read somewhere that like some. You know magazine rated it like the best show ever released on hulu and i was like oh my god And ben loves see martin and martin short so we watch it together. And i have to say i was so pleasantly surprised. First of all the concept of the just tell you what it is yet. There's murder in the building. There's a murder in the building but like there's three like random people building each other who are obsessed with true crime. Podcast that they start their own podcast. All this crime in the building and it turns out. There's so much more going on the building. Then we had originally thought and selena gomez places like mysterious like weird like you know like teenager. whatever. And i'm very hard on. Selena gomez mostly because i think a lot of times when she comes out singing like she's constantly disappointing us and i'm just like how was this. The most followed person just remembered the show. Totally you're so right. But what i was gonna say like we forget like what do you what do you think of. Selena gomez. i think of singer. She's really not like she is born and bred actor yes. She got famous on wizards of waverly place. She did a lot of acting before she takes made her saying they made her saying which i really. Maybe i don't know. I just feel like it's not her true passion. I feel like make up an acting. Our her passion and she's stellar in. Both rare beauty is a killer brand and literally. Jackie was shook. Because you know like when someone that famous in the tv show and they're not a great actor it's like you're just distracted by their obviousness blending into the show a real member of the person who lives in the building. She's excellent like i have to say. I was really surprised. Like she is such a good actress and she has a big role like main character. And i was just really surprised and totally off like what i thought it was going to be. I love the show. There's only three episodes now. They're releasing them. I think weekly. Which is someone away knowing. That's like nine perfect trainers. I'm just waiting but it's a really good show. I feel like they really. There's such a good about it like it's so new york and it's like so like pre pandemic new york it's just like they live on the upper aside just like really makes you love new york. It's really it's an amazing show. Steve martin is so funny and martin. Short is so funny. I highly recommend. Like i just didn't think that's what my takeaway from the show is going to be. But me and ben were loving it so good. I'm going to watch it. But i do want to wait. Same impeachment and premiered. Last night did yeah. I recorded it okay. I thought we're living in the digital age. I guess shows dropping weekly. Fx is like it's still channel by on cable. Yeah fuck that's so knowing. 'cause i really wanna watch Yeah well i record it so you can come through. But i wanna watch it all together. And then i watched click bait which like everyone is obsessed with it. Starring adrian grigny. It's a netflix show. And it's like a murder mystery and like the whole time it was so good. Yeah and you liked it. No i know but he's also early in it that much. Okay cool but he like. I don't want to spoil it but he's just like that. It's really good except like the main character is like the sister of the person who gets murder and her name is. I'd never heard of this actors before and she is distracting haircut. You could ever imagine. It's a bright yellow bob with bangs straight. So she looks like edna mode but blonde. It's so distracting. And she's the worst character and she honestly at times made the show unwatchable. But there's a major twist at the end like you never saw coming in. It's a really good okay. I thought it was like a documentary. I thought it was going to be like a show about teenagers. You know on talk. That click bait. That's no literally but it's totally not what i thought. I very much enjoyed it. Yeah then. I watch netflix. Documentary on caitlyn jenner. More about caitlyn's time at the olympics and not her transition. They did focus on the transition. Obviously but i feel like we've seen so many and hurt so much from caitlyn about her transition. But i never really knew that much about her time at the olympics weren't alive right or like how she even got to the olympics for her first wife like it was really interesting now parts of it i did feel like we're revisionist history because like after the olympics caitlyn and his wife and her wife like things don't work out whatever and they go through caitlyn's many marriages and they totally skipped over linda thompson and brody and brandon. That's so weird. It was so we just went straight to chris. Why i don't know that's really weird. And then like. I feel like the documented really missed. Of course this like life with. Chris was amazing but chris. Also reinvented the fuck out of caitlin. Caitlin was becoming irrelevant. Kayla was on wheaties. And you know they when you win the decathlon. You're the best athlete in the world. Like that's what they call you and caitlyn went on this tour and these events but then like people moved on with their lives and forgotten about caitlin jenner. But chris was like integral in caitlyn's business in reinventing caitlyn going on motivational speaking tours. Right to not mention any of that. Yeah none of it but then at this point. They're more so talking about killing transition. And how bird. Who i believe is from caitlyn's first marriage new in the sixth grade like caitlin had tried so many times to come out for us. He was so shocking. When happened but like for people around caitlyn it was finally like they had known for years. And i feel like linda thomson. I feel like something must have happened with linda thompson. 'cause like why would they cut her out. That is really weird. Especially because they have people. I feel like she would participated guests. They had Caitlyn's first wife. Who like when you hear. The stories like so cute like kayla went to graceland college because she got like some random scholarship for football or whatever tour her knee and like couldn't really compete in anything other than the decathlon and became obsessed. The decathlon met this girl and they just wrote it out together for like eight years kim into two olympics. First time like irrelevant had the best time second time like met someone at the first olympics from the ussr at the time and was like i'm going to be you and became obsessed with this russian olympian like. I'm gonna beat this russian olympia. And eventually caitlyn did be this russia olympian and her wife was there the whole time and it was like in another life like they would have been like the cutest like married forever but they had burt and then obviously after achieving this major major thing caitlin was still so unhappy and that and that became like a thing in their marriage really felt like it was a good documentary. 'cause like now caitlyn is like so messy and out of control but and myself included people. Forget what she did. Yeah it was. It was really good. Actually i enjoyed it but you have to go into it. Knowing like some of it is definitely not like. I want to check it out. I want to talk about cinderella. Oh yes because i watched it. I was so excited. I watched it on friday night. I think and. I'm going to start with the positives. Because i have a lot of really strong positives in a lot of really strong natives and my net though is negative of sources say positive. Camilo was amazing. She was such a good actress. She's obviously an amazing singer. She was a star. She didn't distract it wasn't like camilla like camilla. She was so good she did a great job. She's gorgeous like probably just a vision to watch and the wardrobe was actually really good because as we know. She's a dressmaker and she loves her. Trashes about like she's a boss babe. I wasn't crazy about like her ballgown dress but still it wasn't that bad Billy porter did amazing job. it's crazy. Fairy godmother is only in like five cents. Yeah team literal once seen ready for the ball but that was a A pretty fun seem so. That was good. I thought many driver did an excellent job. Played them waylon driver. She was the mother of the prince. That's and just she really stood out to me and pierce brosnan played the king. And he's you know so peercy. So king king. Yeah but Didn't i just many -vivor sit out me. Adina menzel played stepmother and it was all over the place then for the sisters. I didn't know one of them but the other one was the girl who played tracy turnblad in harris play. Hairspray live the most recent one. Nikky blond ski not nikki. Bonski lists and So i thought that was a fun fact. I'm glad to see her work. You love like when the live musicals just like pop up in everyday life. I think now for the negatives so first of all this movie was not authorized in any way. So that's what you told me. And that's what i want to talk about is disney store movie was not authorizing anyway by disney and you can tell because none of the songs from any version of cinderella are in this movie they it's all contemporary songs. K kannan whose pitch perfect is the director of this. So it's very pitch perfect. They're all singing. There's medleys there's mixed mashups. And i just thought it was really stupid and also the song choices like stepmother singing material girl. I personally i personally was good on. That occurred on from the one original song. A million dreams or whatever. I love tuna wake up and see and i wish there was more of that because i thought that those moments were really special but like it the all like singing mashups in like the dancing and the extras. It really had the same quality to me as descendants like The the villagers dancing in the village was like on the one hand. Production value was so high. You could tell they had like unlimited jiwen on the other hand when it came to like scenes in the town and stuff. It was disney channel made for tv honestly. I really wasn't planning on watching it. But i hadn't thought it until you brought it up like why a disney remake is on amazon. Prime like it makes no sense. There was a new cinderella. It would be on disney plus yet. So why did they do. Like a generic brand cinderella on amazon prime beats me another thought that i had the cinderella story. The story of cinderella. Sorry to this woman is not worth telling over and over and over again by the way. I thought that when we watched cinderella with whitney houston i it was like you're distracted by whitney houston and brandy and the music but it's really like a boring story and really shore it's boring. It's depressing the. Most of the movie is bad times for cinderella harding. Just like fucking find her in the glass slipper like like really frustrating and so and also like. I'm always surprised by the i love. The high budget live action remakes of movies and still never seen cinderella with robert madden lily james. I've seen bits and pieces but like because this story is not a good story one we should be telling over and over and over again and then in this cinderella they. They changed the story a little bit and that made it worse where he likes the end. I guess won't spoil it for you is but li- told me and it's mirage is rolling in the back of my head like it's just so dumb. They wanted to be like so like new and different and like progressive. And it's just like get an iro. It's just trying too hard. All the thing is with these like disney. He's watching. I know but i'm just saying like with this whole thing like disney movies are obviously like very old school like princess not saved by the prince and i don't know if the answer here is to redo this classic stories and make like the woman feminist. Maybe it's just like make a different movie. Perhaps that's just my thought 'cause like this stuff is cringe. You like that was with the beauty and the beast remake. We were watching. No actually no. I'm saying we're watching. The special effects were like emma watson was having this internal struggle because she's such a feminist and she's doing a story about being in the bs where essentially like bell. Mary's her abuser singer stockholm syndrome. So she was trying to. You know internalize agency. So she hiked bells dress up and it was attempt to make bell look more industrial. Whatever that's fine because they didn't really change of course if we look to into it like is this a good story for our children. Marrying your abuser. No but it's a story like it's a movie and it's just not that serious like so and if you wanna make a serious movie go do that a different movie. Yeah but what you're saying. They took the cinderella story and changed it. They changed the end yes. I'm not a fan of that. I wasn't a fan of it at all. Like by then there had been so much like cringe. I were ira worthy stuff. That i was like. I was like fucking turn it off. Like brian was so painful. And then also so james corden is in it and he's an producer i saw at the end which explained why he gave himself the biggest role for mouse from he was a mouse who turns into a footman. And like you could just tell equipment carriage got it man. Got it with the reins and screw you girl. Who does the boat. Size urge men were in all other versions of cinderella. Like you don't know who played the mouse in the footman. Like it's just mouse. And then a man with the wig and he thought he was hysterical. He thought he was a star in the movie like they don't stop like the conversations among the mice in every scene the dialogue just ran on way too long like you. You could just tell. They thought they were the funniest people ever every scene and it was like it's not funny. No i mean there's like a viral moment going around on talk now. What is it We're like billy porter transforms her when she screams and she's like look amazing and he's like yes future queen yeah everyone just like cringe. It really was cringe. I don't even like the context. There were so many cringe-worthy moments in the movie that in watching it that wasn't even though didn't even stick out to you know because i liked I liked the dynamic between cinderella. And they did a good job. I i thought and so. It's funny that. That's even like getting knocked. No it's really painful to watch. yeah it was just. It was not good. And i had actually really high hopes because of the trailer looked amazing. The cast was amazing and camilla just came out swinging and i was like oh she will carry this film. Yeah it was long. They thought they were doing something they were doing. Nothing sorry you didn't enjoy it. Yeah well you. When you told me you're watching cinderella. It reminded me that. I wanted to watch corolla and i know i'm like the last person to watch carla but unbelievable like if you have kids or if you're just like an adult looking good movie they're no good movies out watch. It was incredible. Okay i'm going to. I can't believe you didn't see it because you know what i do. I watch all these movies like at so excited for them and then they fucking stink. No grela was incredible. I honestly that's that's the difference between like disney and amazon studios movie like disney's care so much about the integrity of the story line like it was the prequel so it's a cow. Carell became evil. And it's literally like the perfect prequel. There's no stone left unturned everything from the original. What you already know about. Krill makes total sense. Like there's no bullshit it's so good and then it's also contemporary like it's just. It was amazing. I can't wait to watch it to you. Watch with theo i did. And he was losing his mind. He wasn't triggered. No he was just even though correla does what she does. Well one day you'll have to say you'll understand. Why under no. No just understand why she wants. No you'll say mass murder the pups you'll see okay. Yes you will one hundred percent understand. Why okay okay. Also within the last thing is i started perfect strangers and i despised it. Okay it was so slow and melissa. Mccarthy was just being so funny and they kept showing me like other stupid people at the resort. Were not being funny. And i'm like if you don't back to melissa mccarthy i wanna whole show about melissa mccarthy's character she's like colleen hoover yes. Oh you read the book right. So she's just like the anyway. I'm watching the show. I didn't read the book. So she's just. I want to know more about her life. Like gimme the the spinoff after she leaves retreat like she was so funny. How many episodes literally twenty minutes of the first despise. I just met nicole kidman and like i'm not buying. I'm not buying any of this. I really didn't like it. I kind of agree with you. Like i'm looking for shit to watch so i'm not gonna complain. Yeah things that are decent. But it's so dragged out again they. These people constantly think they're doing something. Yeah that's so true that's like blur. The the they can't the theme of hollywood can't stop themselves. They can't see themselves. You know shorten anything. They can't cut anything like it's painful it is. I don't think i'm gonna finish it like i. I wasn't compelled at all. Life's too short to watch shows that. Especially when i have an erotic novel waiting for me especially started a new book the social graces by rene rose in new. I've read it. What did you think soga. What was your favorite part. Probably when she graced very socially. I mean that happens constantly in the book. So which instant. Oh when when she's gracing and it's like sue i haven't gotten married or sometimes nor was actually the book when she's socializing so gracefully. I must have gotten it's at the end. Okay know about it's about it's like early. It's late nineteenth century early twentieth century. New york which is just my vibe and eight mentioned street names like yes the same. yeah most. Yeah so weird. And it's about mrs astor and alva vanderbilt. It's like you know changing of the guard society vows. That's like maybe we'd bet anderson cooper. I hope not seriously hope not. That's funny well enjoy your book. I'm going to go home and read my erotic novel. That's okay with you. Sound so good. Actually so booked in busy today coming. You know the light get over. Actually no housekeepers here today. So maybe i'll wait 'til she leased before i go ahead and read the erotic novel and that's a good age as it should even like last night like ben was asleep and i'm like reading erotic knowledge for like i was doing something wrong. Just trying to fall asleep and add this book. And i was like my sister made me read it. I'm not doing anything wrong. But like ben sleeping. And i'm like you know. I'm like such stereotype like lonely housewives. Look i felt like your dog dying. It was so weird fun. It just didn't feel right. So i'm just gonna wait 'til i'm like in a good space in my house like i think you're going to finish it and it's good you know need to finish it okay and everyone. Please read the books that we can rape discuss. Enjoy this episode. Checkout her patriotic new episode. First of the month with a special announcing a big big announcement. We're not being dramatic. 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