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Mr. Peanut is dead
"Mr peanut is trending did you see this number one on Twitter and everyone said what what's going on well apparently is the news of his death the cartoon characters demise comes in the form of a Superbowl commercials this is a bit of a preview Twitter is confirming Mr peanut is died at the ripe age of a hundred fourths after sacrificing himself to save Wesley snipes our condolences are pouring in goodnight sweet prince wrote to MPs second one mark and Dave the airbag masters open or closed shell funeral here's how it all went down I know you like no you don't maybe you'll be alright maybe I believe her anyway Mr parole more stuff on Twitter Mr Pena died as he lived in his own time and laughing and shelf full of money from article monster than not munching cannibal and now he roasted peanuts hello my goodness
"mr peanut" Discussed on NewsRadio 1080 KRLD
"The KRLD news lines of professor let's start with Mr peanuts planners is going to kill him off at a spot on Sunday do you think Mr peanut will be resurrected well part of that in fact those are the questions that I believe they are trying to elicit or evoke because the buzz is all about what's going to happen are they actually going to kill him off of the going to bring him back is this dot comedy at its best or worst we really seeing a funeral so that's a bonus of some people say yes so you'll be resurrected others said no they're moving on and there will be another spokesperson so this speculation is exactly what they're looking for and that's what we getting because now everyone's going to be looking for that commercial during the you know that there's going to be sixty to seventy commercial during the Superbowl and what better way to get is in the eyeballs on your commercial when you're competing against sixty or seventy other spots I understand Hines during the Superbowl is going to show for ad simultaneously how does that work what they're going to do is show full different scenarios involving Hines catch up split into whiskey for your screen will be divided into four quadrants and we are going to try to keep track of four different narratives and apparently they're all converge into one where all roads lead to the common message the times has but it'll be interesting to see how people can even absolve the process for scenes simultaneously so anyway that's another way to get people to look at the screen because no one's ever seen of so little commercial with the four quadrants and so that'll be interesting so most of the Superbowl ads professor either tug at our heart strings or they make us laugh out loud we are looking to be entertained by Superbowl commercials how unusual is it that a couple of politicians plan to spend millions on Superbowl advertising this year now this is definitely a first time those two Superbowl actually they'll be three commercials I'm told one the sixty second spot by a Bloomberg and two thirty second spots by Donald Trump and incidently they've both been released so you can go online and see both their spots and it is unique and interestingly Chris there's been a lot of buzz around the fact that a lot of advertisers don't want to be adjacent to or about doing one of these political commercials for obvious reasons you know these bi polar topics and you know Hines or bud light doesn't want to be right next to either of these political ads so apparently boxes come with a creative way of sandwiching these political ads on told in between their own programming ads so that it won't negatively affect any of the others Superbowl buys a brand that I paid five point six million dollars for thirty seconds and they don't want to be next to one of these political ads.
Planters pauses Mr. Peanut funeral campaign after Kobe Bryant's death
"So planters is pausing it's Super Bowl ad campaign that shows the death and funeral of its mascot Mr peanut following the passing of LA Lakers great Kobe Bryant the company said in an emailed statement that it was saddened by the news of the death of Brian and eight others it said that we are evaluating the next steps through the lives of sensitivity of those impacted by the tragedy
"mr peanut" Discussed on WTVN
"Still going on all right more with that in just a little just a little bit of it in just a little while we have the they're talking about finance classes are going to be required for students to graduate this is going on in North Carolina more on that little bit which I've been I've been clamoring for this for a long time we've talked about this over and over on this on these airwaves over the last actually couple years where that's certainly a a fantastic idea we'll get to that and then you brought up when we before we went on the air station which I thought was funny and we hadn't done a lot on it but Mr peanut Mr peanut right P. killed here being killed odds yes he's dead of course we're talking about Mr peanut for planters their their mascot or what yeah yes so he dies in a car and in a what in a car accident he into the side of a cliff in their hand he and Wesley snipes you were describing although yes there I didn't actually even see it there's a commercial they put out to show the end of Mr peanuts hundred and four years old he's out driving with Wesley snipes when I was cited for I mean that's I mean in that monocle I know so in this commercial basically there on a road trip they swerve to avoid an armadillo and there not mobile if you will rolls off the side of the cliff and now they're hanging from a branch Mr peanut sacrifices himself to save Wesley snipes the mark Walsh and now he's so he falls into his team to death now there's an explosion and now we wait and find out what happens with Mr peanut but it seems like everybody's talking about this I just can't even remember the last time I heard anyone mention Mister Pena what was that trending yes year he's not the the go to product mascot rolls right off the tongue and that I guess that proves what a stroke of genius this is because he's calling from being irrelevant to relevant when does the internet like I need to know why these two were hanging out right I need that I just why not combo I've ever thought about right so there's Mr peanut he's gone R. I. P. and that was trending all day yesterday and then today everyone's talking from these other big brands that are posting about Mr peanut in these tributes Skippy peanut butter fried I hear I sure and the everybody's dialing into this and it all leads up to the Super Bowl next week the commercial hopefully that will show whatever or eat them I have really die there has to be a pale because you don't think about this there's no way they can do this and not pay this off you know LA you know what was hugely unrewarding as far as a commercial pay off this year I was really honestly excited to see the conclusion of Dr pepper fans ville during the national championship they built that up all season long and that was the biggest let do you even have did you watch it did you do you recall it I didn't and I I knew you were going to ask me that it was like I did you see that well I was working when that was happening okay yeah obviously yeah from on the night shift but no you're right this will be interesting and now there's all this build up I hope that whatever it is they have planned is five point six million dollars and then they pay off just pop cultural for the pop culture aspect of it and you know what else I mean when was the last time you heard Wesley snipes may also now you've got two people who it was when he was going to prison for income tax right right which is been a few years so you haven't really heard anything much about him and then you know but I can tell you what you know if I'm surfing around and blade is on or passenger fifty seven at great cost a lot well that's one of those movies you know that out but but you know it brings Mister peanut back relevant news trending and then Wesley snipes is of all if I yeah we have a growing memorial in downtown Columbus underneath the Mr peanut sign that started last night so this isn't going anywhere what's the Twitter account you were saying eight that they switched to dial into R. I. P. Mr peanuts okay man I find it here so I can make sure that I'm telling you the right name all right be Mister Pena is the hash tag the estate of Mister Pete is what they changed.
"mr peanut" Discussed on WJR 760
"Bad news day huh Mister clean loses his job well maybe yeah the better get bald this a good reputation planters peanuts Mr peanut gone Mr peanut apparently up it looks like he went over a cliff and just absolutely heartbroken I gotta tell ya I know I know the next casualty though it's gonna be two casualties as well together mmhm the the peanut Eminem skies over yep they're gonna melt somebody's him off on what I'm telling you the it's funny how we get attached to these things you would be really good in advertising agency their friends stuff that in order was sent my resume this at any rate welcome back into the show everybody Richard thank you for the news as always it has a it's fun exchanging little stories with you too part of the Superbowl build up a whole man forgot about the Super Bowl already I like the chiefs and taken chief had I really been impressed with the way they played here in the especially the post season well they've got more homes in the forty Niners don't yeah my homies as they say in the commercial so yeah you're right David foreigners get to me drop below and the Niners have a great team is this going to be a great game or at least we thought it's got a chance to be yes you know too often were were left when we have expectations us for this one's got the you know it's got all the ingredients of being a great contest I I agree so so we'll see yeah it's it's a good way for the league to get on in the post patriot world well at least we have Tom Brady's former back up in the Superbowl right so it's not totally without the connection to the patriots for awhile I thought they were going to cancel the gave you know wants to be but the weather here we have to carry on I gotta tell ya I just enjoyed a great conversation during the break as well back in the sports department Steve Courtney's back there with the Ken brown and and Nikolai rowdy in Europe as a log so you guys have a quorum here's the big here's the big discussion should the lines considered taking to a talk about law the Alabama quarterback who had the bad hip injury at number three overall there was restoring either news you're free press today the suggested that might think about doing that and the these guys I mean Courtney's warm I said that not all you don't need a quarterback the just play it out with the with staff written worried me I mean if you're worried about his back what about to us so what was the other German discussion going on to the lions take him or should they take some something else a pass rushers for the for a pass rusher in free agency and we just it took me back a few years the older asus for trapping yeah it doesn't bring well it it keeps everyone on their toes yeah you betcha and I want them to trade down do you want to get the extra players all right there you go the kicker says trade down and all right I'll tell you what I do that before I take two a little yes that's all actually I don't think you take a quarterback and I'm not even questioning the injuries of them just saying I I don't take a quarterback that I'll stick with the Matthew Stafford take my chances so all right let me with you all right we get to the phones here eight hundred eight five nine zero nine five seven will go out to Troy and Ron good morning on the front back and show trying to let me ask a rhetorical question to the back of it was just on and you can give me some feedback I'm very back in March two thousand to him when we are given in act what we do and I never have a fast that film to date what is what what do you mean when you drive in driving at that million hundreds of millions of people uninsured how did we get medical care so we went to they went to positions in different parts from certain stuff like that I mean how long people being killed for yeah they did was magically heal themselves no you're you're correct about that and and that was one of the points I was trying to make to the doctor that the care is available right now and it and it is paid for we have we have Medicare we have Medicaid available in this country in there there are different ways we take care of people who are in need of some that's right I mean it all that's just a little bit and I'm not saying it's the best thing in the world I kind of agree with you when you're saying you work hard and you were walking got in with a company that provided healthcare and so on but I mean the system is always been in place for people that are fans of the crack to be taken care of and he knows it talks about that it's just like in two thousand ten people instead of being taken care of automatically yeah run free **** to call thank you so very much I want to go let's go to Virginia actually we're going to Toledo to talk to Richard good morning Virginia right after that get off the doctor subject for a little bit all out of curiosity you know I have a good analytical mind out of curiosity I wondered if if trump was impeached could he run again well you know I know legally you can run again if you're between me and over the age of thirty five an American citizen right but I was curious to know if because if he was impeached would he be able to run technically the Congress would have to say no you've done something really wrong you can't run you can't run for any federal office they've only done that one time and that was she would judge who.
"mr peanut" Discussed on 10 10 WINS
"The loss of Mr peanut his friend Mister clean who tweeted always classy always crunchy always clean up nicely we'll miss him Mr Pena was a hundred and four thirty seven degrees and sunny we're going up to forty six when's news time nine ninety one okay also accepting boats motorcycles R. V.'s and real estate donations now more than ever you need news you can trust so lock it into ten ten wins New York's number one all news station news watch never stops you'll give us twenty two minutes we'll give you the world good morning thirty seven degrees at nine twenty it's Thursday January twenty third I'm Lee Harris here's what's happening some kids in New Jersey playing on thin ice fell through and two of them died president trump the comes the first sitting president to appear at the anti abortion March for life in Washington tomorrow in the Senate Democrats continue to lay out their case for removal of president trump's they went to about ten last night they'll be back at it at one PM log in the system messed up subway service in queens yesterday but it wasn't software bug it was a bed bug spotted in a control tower it was accu weather sunshine and some clouds today will have a high of forty six this is market eight U. I. manning is retiring the masters at the higher Louise row houses manager next lose it all to the Lakers and Rucker's falls at Iowa Seton hall beats Providence I'm Steve photos from Bloomberg the latest look at new unemployment applications suggests layoffs remain scarce but tripadvisor is cutting jobs as Google steps up competition Wednesday's time nine forty one traffic and transit though from Karen Stewart we're gonna take a look at what you need to know about the bridges and the tunnels over the Hudson River the inbound GW bridge on the upper level now as we check.
"mr peanut" Discussed on GSMC Social Media News Podcast
"You all the latest interest in social media. What's trending on twitter? INSTAGRAM facebook Youtube. All that we have a lot to talk about today. recapping the latest radius episodes of the Bachelor. Shane Dawson just dropped the end of his beauty series Video series with Jeffrey Star. So we'll get a little bit into that. Mr Peanuts peanuts dead. We have a lot of you know. Current events that have happened in the past Twenty four hours. That will talk about so. It's just like do some housekeeping. What's on the radar? Kelly Williams released her single today. called Simmer and people on twitter are freaking out. The music video is basically. Let me start with the song so the song is whatever it started. I immediately thought this is decode like this. This reminds me so much of decode which was paramore's like debut one of their first songs from their first album 's around the time that twilight was popular And coming out and I thought this reminds me so much of that era and sure enough like it was the theme was was like supernatural and It had basically it was. It's a Hayley Williams Solo tracks so it's not paramore It's Hayley Williams but the producer is somebody who produced one of the last paramore albums. I believe her name is Taylor And the track is atmospheric and kind of like a little bit darker and edgy. She doesn't you know Scream Kareem. She doesn't Wail. She doesn't hit any of her high notes. It's just a very low and something different that we've never seen from her. Before and the the music music video completely matches one hundred percent hits like right off the bat you see her. She's the central character and the music video and she's he's like running naked through the woods and so I'm like you know like Whoa. This is starting out a little bit much for me But you know. That's that's the dark edgy. brutishness of it. We don't exactly know what's going on. Her hair is back blonde with her blunt cut bangs. kind of like the told you so video and we can see all throughout the video. She's running we don't know what she's running from but she's looking back and there's like tons of takes and eventually she runs into this. This house and runs hide somewhere and throughout the video. We see her progress grass. And eventually there's an intruder that has revealed or like An enemy force or something and the whole thing is like very like sacrificial like almost satanic and dark and at the end she goes she lunges at she opens the door and lunges changes at whoever is like trying to attack her in the house and it turns out she. She killed herself like the mask. It's like a very like satanic mask ask it's like knocked off in it. She's lying there on the ground and before she killed. You know this other version of herself. She Samir Samir herself in clay and mud and stuff and fans are speculating. Is this symbolic is the symbolic of her past relationships is symbolic of you. You know shutting her paramour skin becoming the person that she wants to be. People are speculating that the the mind was kind of like A rebirth birth. Like she's taking Earth's and putting it on her on her body and like she's being reborn so people are speculating. You know from the told you so video. She is killing that version of herself and bringing who she really is to light and just transforming into a whole nother person. It's a super interesting sound Something that doesn't sound like paramore at all but also sounds like paramore way back when so. It's a super interesting video check. Check that out trending Oliver twitter all over Youtube and spotify and yeah so moving on I do not know out of woodwork. Whoever decided to do this but there's a commercial going up all around the Internet about Mr Peanut and stay in the commercial? It's Mr Peanut. You know the the old the peanut brand the guy with the Monaco. The peanut in the hat And they they are. He's with two people and something happens to where you know they in some kind of Shenanigan and he's there hanging off off the tree and I think the tree branches cracking racking. I watched it twice and Mr Peanut falls to his death and the people who are like maybe he maybe he lived but whenever he gets to the ground he explodes and so all over twitter. People are saying you know. Rip Mystery Peanut. Nineteen fourteen to twenty twenty so Mr Peanut is dead. I don't know if this means they're gonNA come up with something new for the company or what is going on but people are holding his funeral. People are like if you look on twitter art at the state of Mr Peanut. And it's it's a very bizarre. Also trending thing. Somebody decided to share their knowledge in how they travel with books and that is to cut them in half. I think this is an absolutely bizarre idea. Because if you don't have room for a whole book what how are you going to have room for half a book. I just think it's kind of like perverse. I don't like damaging books although I am one of those people who does dog ear the book. I'm not one to cut my book. I just feel like books these days as ours so expensive and smell so good like why would you. Why would you WANNA ruin that already face that I would feel so wrong doing that to one of my books And those are the big things that are trending on twitter. It's always something weird like it's always like Hashtag life with Derek and I'm like what what is going on with. Derek Eric Hashtag Orlando Bloom. Go look that one up because that one is weird if you haven't already heard about that one I might talk Huckabee that one later but it's not exactly the most appropriate so if you just have some time to fool around twitter the most random thinks are always trending at any specific time. I find that pretty interesting so when we get back all around. The country in the world is tuned into the impeachment. Right now. Trump is in the process of being impeached and the trials are happening right now but there are only a couple of things allowed on the impeachment floor and like three specific items so this is the impeachment diet for you for those of you. Who tried weight watchers tried? Ed Kito tried fasting trade. Whatever fad diet? This is a new diet for you to try and I'll tell you what that is when we come back you want to be healthier. You just don't know what to do all these shows telling you this and that but nothing seems to work. Well listen close..
"mr peanut" Discussed on The Bone 102.5
"I do I did so the guy I don't know if the says as I heard the guy was in the bar that night yeah so he was in the bar that night and they obviously left employees inside the bar when they left the bar so I mean thoughts go out to the because I mean it's very possible maybe they parked out back right so can you just think about that if you were one of those people now you were leaving and driving right there when that was happening I mean that is but still no details on on on the why no not that I've read it just says that a Kristoff Alexander king engaging the perpetration of or an attempt of in the name of robbery did punch kick and beat him and for an hour in nineteen minutes that's one of the more disturbing things you'll hear yep so I probably should no no no I mean it's Hey Darling you would I mean I mean this happened look right here by where the radio station is I think a lot of people wanted to know what happened to this guy that was just found you know in a parking lot in the morning I mean I I think it's not always gonna be good but I do think people want to know our thoughts definitely go out to Mr checks family and friends to grab a lot of a lot of don't show it Hey are you here with John joints aria yes Sir how old was Mister peanut when he passed away all my favorite spokes not which one of those gosh Leslie stall for correct Sir good one hundred floor what was so number one read out so drivers under the bridge now who's Tom Petty into the great wide open if you were building up our price that's for later in the week we certainly are also building up to what happened to you when you are confronted by a steroid allegedly steroid induced piece of road rage yesterday this gave me a lot of perspective I mean we sit here and talk about road rage incidents all the time road rage incident the go terribly terribly bad and when you hear things like that you just assume like nobody's in a center like there's something you don't know what experience something last night that showed me there is a
"mr peanut" Discussed on WIBC 93.1FM
"Never be human remember that and Mister Pena responded very true I am a proud league so Luke said then why do you don the captain monocle of the man Mr peanut wrote back catch you in the snack aisle and that's when Luke really long and his response was I will fly anywhere in the world to kill you name the place and then the cash me else girl cash all manners and tweeted back to everybody well to look especially the copping Mister Pena yeah thank you okay so now it's now Lou doesn't have a lot of followers you know a lot of followers but but catch me outside girl otherwise known as bad baby spelled B. H. A. D. B. H. A. B. I. E. of course because we can't just spell it normally okay can see the rap star now right she has a lot of followers she was like over half a million yeah she's got a lot of followers and then all of a sudden this look I got a lot of attention yeah you know because and now the attention is on him because he wants to kill a fake denied cartoon Pena that that's what happened that's where he got the attention so Twitter's like all of this guy is violent against a cartoon Pena we have that on Twitter yeah so he got banned man and so as Taylor road in a vise right up he said yeah I'm mad of course I understand that in Twitter's opinion what I was doing was against the rules it's Mister it's hard not to question the loss of my right to free speech on the platform for wanting my vitriol and a fictional character even if that fictional character is the mascot for a brand so he wrote all about this on vice and he is upset that he's been banned but man this is this is a story that I just now can you imagine that this is what we're talking about so he's been shut down he's yeah he's been shot no longer on the Twitter yeah you can't you can't you can't go after a cartoon peanut you guys these are the rules on learning these rules on Twitter so now it's like you you can't shut down other people but yet I feel like now he can sue is he can you see you with a like I don't see Willis sees winner that's the thing is that now that Twitter has said you can't block anyone doesn't mean you're a public official can't block anyone but doesn't the reverse also work in that couldn't someone su Twitter for blocking their right to free speech get in touch with public officials who are using that platform deliver policy because it is the monocle lagoon a public official elected officials true but it's a public figure and so again all of these worms and all of these cans are like everywhere yeah so I don't know we'll have to see if Luke Mr I'm sorry Twitter Twitter at least it'll be very interesting to see if that happens on the ninety.
"mr peanut" Discussed on Absurd Hypotheticals
"Brick and takes twice as much energy to break. However, on impacted probably will start cracking some internally not like shattering, but as cr-. Checking which will weaken it over time. So it's probably going to be a, a, you know, he couldn't run through a bunch of walls, without, like I can't really prepare himself because it's just like he's made a class. I don't know. Now the really important question that's either on your mind, and has been his whole time or will be ask. It is the cool eight his blood, the internet was actually surprisingly inconclusive on this point with internet, two inconclusive about one thing. I know shocker, I will say in that YouTube video he did a soom. The Kuwait was blood. But I think I think that I found pretty compelling evidence that it's not actually his blood commercial is basically Ryan through the Kuwait man's like more in routine and starts with him in the shower, which is kind of a weird thing to think about, but he gets out or not. I mean need to wear clothes, I don't he was not wearing clothes at any point, he sometimes close. Sometimes he wears pants. A jacket but shirt for the frequently say, generally, he is fully nude. So I don't know if he just has to make you more comfortable. I think it's hard to find like shirts that fit 'cause he has a handle can't really imagine him. Like what the sheriff would look like right now. It doesn't really. Yeah. I don't like I think it's a Jackie you can kind of, you know, it's kind of like big man, little cope, but it works. But I don't know how shirt would would track. So anyway also covers face because this on his chest. Weird. Yes. Out of the shower, and he's just cold water. And then he opens up a closet full of just different kinds of koolade and he pours one into himself, and then, you know, those like weird fifties exercise machines, the belt you standing shakes you. Yep. He's one of those two mix himself up and mix in the Kool aid. So that's excellent like him getting dressed every day. Right. So I would I feel like with that information, it cannot be as blood, that's strongly implies that when he goes to sleep at night. He is empty, I feel the same way, sometimes hadn't have the energy empty himself out, you just himself over. I mean he frequently sloshes Kuwait out while like there's a whole ad campaign was like hem gained Storrow by things like, spilling, juice on kids and saying, oh, yeah, it was actually kind of weird. Yeah. Aged badly a little bit. I guess all three of these have creepy factor to them. Yeah. That's very true. So we have to make vision on whether or not the Kuwait is blood. I will point out that if it is blood clearly is blood type is yeah. Then stop can't stop the fuck. Just just take that joke. Like you've given me an undue that was a bad mistake, say this joke backwards say that backwards three times and take it out. And just cancel it out of the podcast. You do edit this. So you have the power to remove this joke. I did it. All right. Chris Ed, it's again is you're much less likely to remove the joke. I'm gonna leave it in. Yes, I decree in the words of philosopher. Oh, yeah. So what are we saying? Are you saying it is blood or not because otherwise he feels pretty Opie? I mean to Italy without any information say that it is based on that, I think could go either way. Also. It's I would say it's not his blood. Okay. I had I had some talk about the effects of blood loss. I was going to go into. But if we're gonna go that route those those on the way what about this? What about this? How about this compromise? It's not as blood, but it's close. So if he gets empty he is now naked. And he's in Barrett's. That's fair. What does he turn red, because that's kind of counterintuitive now it doesn't turn red Ben, then you'll be dressed again. You're right. He would be invincible. Okay. That makes sense. I am going to quickly point out there was a joke. I want to make regarding the flood loss thing I'm going to say now 'cause I really liked it. One of the effective blood loss at your skin becomes cooler and pale which makes the Kuwait more appetizing because it's like a chill container that point. So I know it's kind of a selling point for being his blood, but we won't go down that road. Anyway, Chris, you can cut that job out to pack. And then. You're not say that one also backwards. Please. Now I'm not married of that show. Let's be honest here. Ben, I'm ready burning the candles please say backwards. These are expensive candles. Why did you don't even know where to get new found a Newton took its is? The rituals almost complete Ben Ben candles. Dea Luke Luke, Luke. Shit. No, actually, the jokin. Anyway, I go too much further into the powers Koi, man because he's just an elephant sized like killing machine who runs through brick walls, pay for it idea. It's pretty straightforward much like the any strong contender. Yeah. So anyway, that's what I got. Okay. So, yeah, we have to now the fight. Okay, so important question. Do Mr. peanut or chess Ritchie that have anything they can do against the cooling. I guess the question is, how do you kill the Kool aid, man? Like what's considered him show? The definitely show the cool man. So I will say is I have a cane that is metal that is pretty good against glass. It might take me lots and lots and lots of hits, but I can hit you a lot, a lot of times, I think could eventually wear down your three inches of glass. I have a counterpoint windfall. He weighs eleven thousand pounds cooling is going to be easy. Then I didn't say it was going to be easy coin. Man is basically just an aunt version of Mr. peanut. Yeah, Mr. Pena has a shell but cool, it man has three inches of class. I will say this both Chester Shida, and Mr. peanut have vehicles. I don't think cool admit has via does not so get our vehicles. But Aghia agree, Ben counterpoint aid man was eleven thousand. That's what happens to Canadians when they hit a moose, it's not pretty for the vehicle. What happens if one of us gets like inside you? This is getting sensual. I think what Ben does he jumps on his head. And then drowns you kind of a one shot deal, though. One way it could one way could go is that you get you scoop up gesture cheetah flip on your head. And then Mr. peanut has however, long can hold its breath to, to wear down your glass with his cane. Here's here's here. Okay, I'm actually going. I'm going to run with this, this jumping inside thing because I do think I don't. I don't know how easy it's going to be the Kool aid man cannot jump away. Have land on his head. He is not that maneuverable. He weighs Levin thousand pounds. He would like Tim self over and that would definitely spill out Kuwait. And therefore, he would not. I guess you'd have to, like push himself down to the ground and make himself airtight, eventually, fix yet you that way. Is there any indication of how fast Mr. Koi menace, or Kool-Aid, man? So there's not. He is definitely very strong. He sounds like he's kind of slug. He has to he has to be going fast. Breakthrough. So in in there wasn't a speed given in noted YouTube video, but he was saying that with that much mass pretty much just like a regular running pace would be enough to break your brick wall, but definitely always seems pretty unwieldy when he was around. Right. So I have maneuverability over you. Certainly. But what are you gonna deal with it? So how hot does glass have to melt very hot because Chester cheetah melted through floor regular fires. Not gonna do it. You need like the smell glassblowing thing then the oven was ridiculous him. Yeah. Last blowing tem the transformation of Romito of Rome shows into glass takes place at around one thousand three hundred degrees celsius. She uses which is twenty four hundred degrees Fahrenheit where is the temperature of their ovens though? Oh, no. That's just the temperature that work it out. So, yeah, twenty four hundred degrees Fahrenheit, Chris, I don't think fire's that hot how hot is fire. Seri- how hot fire half that? So generally high rise fires burn at eleven hundred agrees Fahrenheit. Okay, immune to fire immune to fire can also put out fire to a certain degree. I don't know I'm knocking kicking myself in the nut, so to speak again, but one thing I also read in the looking at this shell strengthen the lignin to cellulose ratio talking about is that the lignin part is also the part that makes you more flammable. So peanut shells, or a good bit more flammable than would is Mr. peanut really doesn't have a chance at all. Yeah. He's gonna get Honey rose roasted. I'm trying to think is there a way for me to use my persuasiveness that I can persuade other people to work for me. In do bad things to you. Because that's probably the best way for me to win. Yeah. Maybe convinced like I'm assuming we're in central park because we're all probably convince structure, Mercker light, take a jackhammer to miss to Kuwait. Man. He does have a relationship with construction workers on commercial. Whereas hanging out with to construction workers in unfinished house that one of them's dancing to music, this is true. How do we damage you? You're so fat and thick and fireproof apparently. Yeah, the Kuei man is high key thick. We'd have to like knock him off a building or something unless we convince him to, to kick through, too many walls, maybe that's it could make away from you and lure you into walls you. Yeah, you just you just lur- him through a bunch of Walsh to the point of the eventually start shattering. And it just can you keep away from the wall bursting. It'll be pretty easy to keep away from you, probably God. This is actually a really depressing image of the Kool aid man, like breaking through a wall. Oh year. And the next one is like, are your he's like you see the cracks growing each time. Walls, and he's like breaking through and he's leaking in the cracks, you know, the liquid star still leak out and it's just he slowly crumbles into nothing. Very sad, actually, but I mean I don't know how smart cool eight minutes on like what do you think is t- score is? I mean he I will say he does not always just say, oh, yeah. Because there are commercials where yak Accu just speaks generally as well. He also important point that sort of also speaking of the, it probably not as blood thing he did refer to drinking from a self at one point, a commercial, which if it was his blood, it's pretty fucking hardcore. What did he say? Like basically someone he was. There's a product. That's like one of those things you squeeze into water to make it flavored. You know, there's a Kuwait version of that, and he was making some and he was talking to someone on the park and she was like you're full of Kool aid. And he said, yeah, people kind of freak out if you if you drink from your your your own head or something like that we're strongly implied that he has done it, and people freaked out reasonably. Yeah. He knows that he's like, yeah, I choose not to use that power, right? Yeah. I think that is your route is game the coup man to run through too many things you have to learn him to, to something. Yeah, yeah. But he's not like he's not like Chester cheetah who's obsessed? So it's hard to lure him, right? No one knows what brings the Kool aid man through the wall. So in early commercials kids would yell. I think it was. Hey, Kool aid, and he'd prefer the wall and say, oh, yeah. Seems like like Bloody Mary situation where you like the ritual is complete kind of wall and say, hey, Kuwait just compelled to run through it. Yeah. The dulcet tones of Robert Downey junior doing it. You if you get hit once you are obliterated. Yeah. I think just flatlined before any discussion. It's eighty percent. Cool it. I think it's obviously play man is, is the favorite. Yes. He's thanos. He's, he's juice. Thanos. So now now, now we're talking corner cases. So let's say fifteen percent of the remainder is chesser Tita being much faster than the Kool aid man, and practiced in convincing people to do things is able to get Kool-Aid man to jump through enough walls. Yeah. Chapter walls are like ler him to like a like high up in a building than like push him off the building or something. Right. So that's definitely definitely fifteen percent. Chester cheetah, right? There was your five percent for mister peanut. There's two there's a couple of ways that this could happen. One is that in the last wall break the you manage to get your one hit against yesterday. And it's a mutual destruction. That's a pretty low Chan. That's fair, the rest of it is, if it's just me and Chester cheetah, there is a slight chance that Chester cheetah is actually learned to peanuts after. You know, I did look up if catch were allergic to peanuts and is a little inconclusive. But they said that peanut, they're not, like aren't poisonous than they just can't digest them. So, so I was reading I'll do a little bit the same research. I read their basically allergic peanuts at about the same rate, we are or no one's done the math. But some cats are lurched peanuts and compared to humans, and humans about point six percent of humans are allergic to peanuts. So there's a maybe a one percent chance Chester cheetah will just be allergic to me. So it's not really a great way out. Now great statistic for you. Wait a minute. This is important. We technically had the ability for a draw and the situation hear me out here. So I've been learned learned into a building by Mr. peanut Mr. peanut tries through the bait and switch, but doesn't quite get away and is obliterated on impact as the Kooyman also cracked impact, and falls, Chester cheetah walks in. Solar to peanuts that he goes into amp lock stock. Is there for a tragic draw also be like if gesture cheetah tries to eat my outer shell, he tries his way through it. Oh, it's like it's a lethal blow. But so, so the outer peanut shell is technically if he's not allergic, it's technically edible, but like is converted easily if you eat too much of it a block up your guest row intestinal.
"mr peanut" Discussed on Absurd Hypotheticals
"Would you say that peanut nutshell? No, I wouldn't then because I'm not a fucking lunatic. Sorry, I'm anyway. Chris, who does you have. I did Chester cheetah of Cheetos fame. So gesture cheetahs thing is like he's the cool guy. That's he's like just cool all the time, and actually in, in early advertising, campaigns wasn't always cool. Those his thing like cool in the beginning. But then, like, if he saw Cheetos, if he sought some like someone across remolding Cheetos, and he like, do the classic like Kuku for cocoa puffs crazy thing you'd like go crazy for it and like loses cool completely. I'm John offer Cheetos. Yeah. So that was like his early phase. Those actually, like where he was most active. So he he was like athletic in those. So, like they showed him surfing. There's a weird commercial, where actually I think there's a commercial later on. But his Japanese commercial, where he is. Riding a motorcycle. And depending on the type of Cheeto eats, because there are different types of cheetahs, his motorcycle would like transform into a tool based on that, that shape as big tool like a light. There is a there's like a Shruti like a swirly Shruti shaped Cheeto, I don't know how to describe it other than that. You're definitely saying words. Have not yet coalesce into a mental image more like a look a corkscrew. It's like a wheel, but it's like has shredded edges, sort of like a Saab way like a circular Assab late. Okay. And when he ate that the motorcycle wheel turned into a Saul played of any use it to cut through a tree. I don't know if he if he's necessarily allowed to use that in a fight, but he might have that I think you could use it in a fight. But he can't have prepared Cheetos ahead of time. He can't have like, oh, I found this sheet. Oh, that looks like an AK forty seven ahead of time. I'm gonna eat it. Yeah, it only be that she does that exist in real life. You have to grab a fresh bag Cheetos, just fucking hope one of them looks like anything besides the do. I actually didn't notice this until I started looking up Cheeto bags but apparently skateboarding on the bag, this is true. Yeah. You did you know that I didn't know that. I think I did is it cropped out like is now. It's he's clearly skateboarding. If you look at it, I just never really looked at it closely. I guess I have to look at this Cheeto and doing it too. Definitely skateboarding yet, under percent not on not on the puffs on the puffs. He's not gonna Masic Cheeto beg on crunchy Cheetos he'd certainly skateboarding. So that's the thing he skateboards serfs motorbike. He motorcycles if that's verb. And then there's one commercial where there's, like at train full of Cheetos, and he goes crazy for it. And he ended up running as fast as a train, so he can run pretty fast. I looked like the average speed of trains, and I estimated like around sixty miles per hour, which matches up with pretty much how fast normal cheetahs can actually run. Oh, so you send accurate then? Yeah. Didn't expect that one, and then there is a video game that came out around then in like the early promotion years is called too cool to fool. He didn't have that many powers in it, basically just jump on enemies. He could play guitar. And he did have the. Run fast thing for some reason he had like, there's a sunglasses power up that just made the screen darker at don't know. Why? But. Yeah. And I guess it was successful enough for them to make a sequel 'cause they made another another game after that called Chester cheetah wild quest, which I assume is a wild west. I didn't actually look it up, but I seem, it's a wild west theme. Oh, make sense. So that was his early promotion years. And then he went through weird phase where he like he didn't go crazy anymore. He just kept his cool the entire time but he did really creepy things like he tried to basically just tries to persuade people to do bad things. I remember that. Yeah. That was really weird. Yeah. So like there is one where like Felicia day is in a laundromat, and she's like annoyed at once another person in the lodger met and Chester cheetah appears is like ooh. Those are her whites in that dryer, put the Cheetos in the dryer and ruin her whites. She does it and Chesterton. Yes. This is what gets me off now between two thousand six two thousand eight and also liked persuades kids to, like there's one where he tells the kids to, like shoot Cheetos at their moms, but for some reason, why I don't know. It's a really weird commercial, but her their mom is like doing exercise in front of the TV, and she's like bending down because that's what the exercise is, is Chester cheetah sexual deviant. I mean it's very possible guys I do. I forgot I saw them because I think I blinked it on my memory, but there was definitely Mr. there's a series of three Mr. pita commercials where it was like, straight up porno, music and him like lying on, like a red velvet like sheet in front of a fireplace. Why? Because apparently you like you don't have to sell. What are you going to say about peanuts? We sell fucking peanuts. They're selling fucking peanuts. That's literally what they're doing fucking pitas. And there's like a lot. Really awkward close ups of like his finger running along his shell. And like a little actually got a little uncomfortable. I mean that's basically this entire phase for Chester cheetahs uncomfortable. Like he would call himself Papa Chester. Oh, no. And there is one where he like, convinced a girl to, like, make pigeons attack another girl. And then at the end of the commercial, he's holding a pigeon. And he looks at the pigeon, and he says, give daddy, a kiss, what it's really weird. How do I get one of these jobs? I wanted to do this for money for the rest of my life, you want to do, what be Chester, Chester. Cheetah commercials rarely. It's just go ahead. Have them. Yeah. And then his most, I think he's sort of moved out of that phase his most recent phase he still keeps us cool. But it's basically like people see the Cheetos as shaping. Oh, it looks like this as an example. Oh, this looks like a beluga whale may his like let's go find a blue on and see if that's true. And then they like do this whole like travel discovery thing to find a beluga whale, it's pretty much as I searched the cheetah bag. It also brought me a link to EBay where apparently selling shaped Cheetos is a thing for money. I can see that. I'm looking at a rare Cheeto. Flaming hot Cheetos in the shape of a two can it is selling for three hundred dollars. I mean, Cheetos are basically the clouds of food. So this, this one, says it says it looks like faucet looks nothing like that would be impressed. If it did look like Mefatha, though, both. They're all like one hundred two hundred dollars. There's a hot Cheetos in the shape of a wide. Selling for two hundred dollars on a similar note. Apparently last year I was also and Cheetos. Why they did we were talking about Cheetos, man. They didn't add campaign called a win. What you see campaign where you could submit a picture of Cheeto with what you thought looked like an eight people. One prize inspired the saw, the example, Wien. Like if you saw Qatar, you could win a tar contradict, or something. I have to say to you guys in the chat right now. Even if ended out, I don't even care. There's this old tra- rare char charm, ender shape. Tito, poke Amman cheese, puff where they say this looks like fucking charm, enter to selling for eighty five dollars, and they have helpfully in the second photo colored in where they think the charm ender is okay that, that code one is the stuff of nightmares. Also chicken nugget, I'm gonna call it a dinosaur chicken nugget. It looks more like ZOA, actually, I would buy Godzilla. I wouldn't let it that God's it looks like a sad guys Zillah. Yeah. Very much. This is depressed Godzilla. Yeah. Like fat middle aged depressed, Godzilla. Yeah. Oh my God. Do you see the Mario one in my customers who also like like this one five hundred dollars super? Mario look at one. See that one actually looks like Mario like a little bit. What about very rare seahorse one of a kind just looks like a fucking Cheeto? Raskin, for we gotta get outta here podcast. We're doing a podcast right now. So, yeah, so markets, you mentioned flaming hot Cheetos, and that brings me to probably Chester cheetahs, most useful power is that in a few commercials. He eats, flaming hot Cheetos, and it gives them the ability to breathe fire for like a split second. But it seemed like it was like one breath of fire per Cheeto, that seems like the ratio okay, and then there was one commercial where he ate a flaming hot Cheetos, and his whole body lake sorta is sort unclear but like he heated up or something and his feet ended up melting through the ground. And then he liked fell to the, the floor below him. So his whole body heats up. He can breathe fire, I guess interesting so probably the main powers can use our that he superfast her not like he sixty miles an hour, which is pretty fast. He can breathe fire, and then the third one I was saying that he's like, really persuasive because he, he can convince like a ton of people to do really bad things, he's like the devil on your shoulder yet. He's kind of the devil. That's a good analogy. He's a fast devil, Ben. What did he do? So I had Kool aid, man. And before I go on, I want to briefly say that the interest of research we actually tweeted at the Twitter accounts for both the Kool aid, man, and Chester, cheetah, and quired as to whether they were allergic to peanuts. Yeah. Because I was really important detail for Marcus. Yes. Chances of winning. Right. Unfortunately they never got back to us for some reason. Your tweets. Excellent yeah, I was actually really proud of both of them. I'm I'm very Sally ending gonna response not gonna lie image of the tweets at some point. So, yeah, we'll post those post doesn't the hypothetic house page. So if you wanna see the tweet that the corporate beings have seen and deemed unfit for replies. I mean I guess we only tweet them like this morning, so we might get one tomorrow, ACA. Yeah, but yeah. Check us out of hypothetic pounds and see there. We'll update it. If we get a response, which could totally change the. Sanders at the end of this anyway. Yes, I had Kouyate man, you're probably familiar with the Coit man. You're not. He's basically six foot tall pitcher cherry Kool-Aid. Yes, canonical. He is cherry Kool aid that is actually like official originally action because I was looking at his Twitter and it was like, hey, what flavor you? And he said, oh, you're hashtag, whatever flavor you want. We're going to we're going to get to that as well. We're gonna get to that as well, because I some, some information that I found the kind of changes things from what we were talking about earlier, when we were discussing the Kool aid man's by ability as a candidate in this fight. But a original he was officially cheery. Kool-aid also originally. He was not a six foot tall pitcher. He was to regular pitcher with face on it. Which is a little less threatening six inch like a sixty inch tall pitcher. I mean, just like a standard pitchers maybe, like, like ten inches ten inches to a foot. I how big a pitcher glass pitcher pitches like sixteen inches. Dude. Sixteen not the kind you like pitcher like the kind of pitch or the he is the make lemonade in maybe twelve. Yeah, twelve anyway, he's basically known for running through brick walls and yelling. Yeah. It's pretty much always known for. So I want to talk about the dimensions of the Kool aid, man. I'm going to piggyback off of some very important research done by YouTube personality v. Saas three and. Video could Kool-Aid van breakthrough a wall. Oh my God. Yes. We're basically, he just scaled up a glass pitcher to sixty tall inveighs off the dimensions glass pitcher, the walls of the Kool aid man would be three point six inch thick glass. He would weigh fifty eight hundred pounds empty. He would be full of six hundred and seven point six gallons of Kuwait, and Winfield, he would wave roughly eleven thousand pounds which is approximately the same elephant shit show. So he actually sort of the follow up question with guards to can, you actually run a Kuwait, man through a brick wall is how strong glasses is going to break. And the answer is actually very strong glasses. Actually quite strong. That usually is pretty thin. But like with regards to glass versus brick, it can withstand seven times the pressure of brick and takes twice as much energy to break. However, on impacted probably will start cracking some internally not like shattering, but as cr-. Checking which will weaken it over time..
"mr peanut" Discussed on Absurd Hypotheticals
"In what if it rained? If I was a new, what if we had nine lives fits fly? It's absurd. If money through on trees, if we didn't happy. Balked back. Absurd. I better go. Hello, everybody. And welcome to absurd hypotheticals the show where we over think dumb questions, so you don't have to. I'm your host markets later and I'm joined here today by Christie and Ben storms say, hi guys. Hey, chris. Hey, I'm Ben. So I told you guys before about my little bathroom mishap in my office, right? With, like the bathroom stall door. Remind me, yes. There's a there's a stall in my office in the bathroom that doesn't close all the way. So like the latch doesn't go into like the little hole, that supposedly onto, and sometimes I forget about it, and I actually go into that stall, and then one I'm doing my thing, it likes swings open on its own not ideal. Yeah. Ideal. And I got stuck in that situation. Once I told you about it, I forget, what upset but his while ago. So can you not reach the door to close it? You can but you have to lean forward a little bit like you can't do it just from your natural sit. Position. But that's, that's a completely different situation. I had a new problem just today in a different stall in the same bathroom because I knew that, that one style was a problem. Also, I voided it. So I went to the end stall, and I was just doing my normal thing again as on my phone. My phone is on vibrate. Ono and on. Now, I know what you thinking. I'm going to say now I didn't drop my phone. But it did vibrate in, like must've caught me off guard or something. And I must've like shifted my weight or something like that. And what happened was that the toilet seat broke while I was on it. What? I don't know my own strength. I don't necessarily know of its strength. But, like, what part what part of the CPR, probably, it's probably not the same part of the seat, the hinge. It's yes a hinge. Okay, because you probably imagined it like like cracking down the middle or something, like how much is your phone scare you now. But yeah, the hinge broke. And then the whole seach shifted to the left and alike flipped over, and then I was sitting on the non seat part of the toilet, and the toilet to you on the ground. So, like I didn't know what to do. How do you prepare some like that? You don't you can you at least I didn't you just have to say as factually as possible as in few words as possible, and then quit your job and find a new job. I think I think what you what you say is the toilet seat is broken with. No not for ration- about how such so who who do you go? Who would you go to your office? Tell the toilet seat is broken. There's like a custodian I didn't actually tell anyone. Option. I put the seat back on its unhinge right now. But it's it looks normal if you don't know where you lift a trap for somebody of person argue, I mean, I actually don't know who I would there is a custodian, but they're not there all the time and not gonna like tell my boss, my boss, isn't gonna do anything about it. I don't know who does any, it's just a custodian, there will be someone in your office. I mean, the probably is I just don't know. I think it's actually less dangerous. Now that is broken like hear me out. Clearly, it's worse than having a fully attached toy ac-. I'm not arguing that. What's the typical daydream toilet seats? Hear me out the moment of breaking is the biggest risk in this whole process. That's true. Once the most tension. Right. Exactly. Clear, there is some force on the toilets at that point in time that can cause ramifications. But if you just sit down on a toilet seat, it's not attached. Like you're not like wiggling around back there. Like it's slippy dippy, though, if you you're a little off balance, the moment that you actually sit your little Yabe slightly off balance because you're not gonna just do some fucking squats while you do it. I mean, maybe you aren't it depends on like the shape of the bottom of the toilets to it's true, if it fits, well to the toilet, then it might not move around. But this one wasn't really that well fitted obviously, because it shifted, right? Yeah. 'cause I'm I pull out and I go and sit. And I'm like slightly to the left. But I don't know yet because I haven't sat, so I can't feel my balance, and then it just slides the left and then just dips, just dunk, like dips me off to the. Left side of the toilet. And I fought over not great break your ankle doing at my that would've been embarrassment, embarrassing. Guys. I broke my ankle. It's somehow stupider than the last time on my own Vidh. And now there's two stalls that I can't use in that in that bathroom how many are left? There's three and one of them's handicap, the three left to have gone down in the last year. Six months. Yeah. So sick to and six months, so by the end of the year, it's just gonna be one stall less, which might be the handicapped stall probably. And then what are you gonna do? You gonna complain to somebody you go talk to John Heyman. You gotta fix the bathroom is like it appears to be working. You're like, well, no, here's the thing, the first. As this latch issue, or doesn't latch, and then I got a lean forward a bit. And the second stall has toilets hinge, Brogan. So it's tricky, and I know what it's going to happen. The third in the forestall. So one can only imagine. I like the idea that somehow in this six months span. No one realizes the toilet seat was broken. Well, it wasn't really I guess, it must have been sort of broken before. But like at thank I'm the one that broke it. Right. But how bad how bad does your bathroom situation have to be at your office where you take it upon yourself to talk to any of your co workers about the bathroom. How many toilets must fall before you raise your voice, Chris? Yes. Yeah. One, one more. I'll do one more firstly came for the doors. And I said, nothing then they came for the seats and I said, nothing. Follow up and continue the pattern unfortunately I don't like the handle. I thought that through before I started. But yeah, he got the idea anyway. That's great. That's enough bathroom talk for this episode, which means we have to dive into our actual question, which is which snack mascot would win in a fight and start this one off myself and my snack mascot that I picked, Mr. peanut also known as Bartholomew Richard FitzGerald Smith. He has a name. Barth all-new, Richard, FitzGerald Smith or the Smith is spelt. S M, Y, T, H E, like the old fashioned Smith. So last name isn't even peanut. No. It's FitzGerald Smith or FitzGerald Smith. Is that is that hyphenated or all one word hyphenated? Okay. Got it at important. Yeah. So Mr. peanut established in nineteen fucking sixteen. So celebrating his hundred and third birthday this year peanuts have been around for a long time. I guess that's true. So fun, five before I go into the actual fighting things Mr. peanut said, literally, no words, ever until two thousand ten I voice angrily. Yeah. Yeah, he said, literally nothing. He was just like a animated cartoon or silently around tipping his hat to people until two thousand ten where he suddenly voiced by Robert Downey junior. What whites I don't remember that. At all miss. Your peanut is iron man. He was for small bit. And now it's currently Bill hater from wait. What, what? So these are the people, Mr Peter now, Mr. Pena commercials are good. Now, think of like what was the last Mr. peanut commercial seen? Wanna watch? I loved Bill hater it's very good commercial, really liked that I was watching. They were I think they started a campaign where there were like nutrition starts with nut. They're trying to be like, you know, we have this healthy three nut blend or whatever. But now they're kind of on the other side of it where these like doing, like inspirational speeches where he was like nuts are healthy because science and you know, scientists because it's made up of facts. That's their ironically talking about how like facts, make science make peanuts the best thing interest in it's absolutely excellent. But yes, that's just as he has a voice, which I guess, is pro the power can yell at people is that the extent of his powers. I didn't really expect much from Mr. Pena by expect more ironman of costing what more do you want? No. So when I have here this is not a long list, I'm gonna pre face this with that potential pros I got one. He has a peanut shell so he may have defenses. He has Cain to hit things with. And he doesn't need the came because he has a bad leg or anything. I think it's more that he's like rich. Yes, because he's rich and gentlemanly, he does have a vehicle. He has like a big van that's like a peanut. It's called the nut mobile. Of course it is. So I'm not sure we're using giggles. But if we are he has one cool. I don't know if we're using another thing. I don't know if he's has a sidekick, Benson who is like a single nut peanut. So he's like a single version of himself. So he also has like, you know, the top hat and cane, and the white gloves and all that interesting, okay? Basically his Butler, and then he has a potential second sidekick, who's Louis just called peanut butter, Doug. Is Mr. peanut except he has a go t and sunglasses instead of a monocle? He still has the top hat and gloves. The cool version, he's also like the stunt doubles, basically, whenever they always a little commercial thing, where the doing stunts, and then he would be, he would stunt double for Mr. peanut, and would get absolutely murdered by whatever it is. And that being murdered by the stunt terms them into peanut, I was gonna ask where the peanut butter came in. Yeah. So like he will get hit by a bus. And what will be left is a jar of peanut butter, where peanut butter Doug's thumbs up with pop up out of like Terminator style. Yeah. Terminator style. Except it's like it's like a regular jar peanut. So it's he wouldn't fit in there, if he got destroyed, it's not quite scale. So that's basically all these got. Literally just all commercials. It's walks around and talks, and makes no actual effort to do anything or like fight any bad guys or anything. So it's very limited. But I'm gonna talk about the nutshell strain so this required. An excessive out of Google to find out any facts about peanuts, except like nutrition facts. So peanuts generally are made up of cellulose and lignin, which is cool because it's the exact same two ingredients that make up would. So that's why those shells are, are kind of like that Woody texture to them. So to get of how strong they are strength. Wise, you can basically the cellulose to Liga ratio is how strong that would is gonna be. So an oak trees is a wood. It has, which is sixty to a hundred lignin cellulose. So the higher this, first number gets the weaker, it's going to be so a California sequoia tree. Which is described as a moderately hard softwood, which I think, is the least descriptive thing. A would. Yeah. So it's a moderately hard soft wood. Let's seventy two one hundred peanuts are seventy nine to one hundred so basically, there's hardwood to softwood and then the same step again is where peanuts are at. So it's like a softy softwood. But if you scale up Mr. peanut, he's got like a four to five inch thick shell of what is comparable to would. So he is. I think the shell is a bonus defense like it is fairly tacky. How tall did you say was so it varies by commercial? So there are commercials where he is people size or taller, a six foot six four type guy. Yeah. And then there's a big commercials where he is three inches tall. I have elected to use the, the six Tom aversion of Mr. Pena. That's reasonable. Yeah. Right. So that's, that's his defenses on offense. He just like I said, he basically just has his cane, but it's got like a breast peanut on the top. So it can do some damage. It's like a real beaten stick. I tried to look up if he could do like a rolling attack. Like he's on top of a hill. Roll down. Because he's round. Tire. But it turns out his density is only like six hundred forty one kilograms per meter cubed. So six forty one compared to human or water, which is like a thousand so east pretty lightweight for his size. So he's particularly heavy to do like a good old role attack. At somebody, the only lasted have written down, and I have this just like as a potential things, I don't, I couldn't find anything real about this. But there's an old poster from World War, Two, which is Mr. peanut goes to war, and there's just an image of him like that Brown monochrome cartoon drawing. But he's got like the grim war face on his holding a ban at rifle. And he's got like the army had on and some, you know, combat boots. So there's a chance Mr. peanut has seen war has via veteran. Okay. So he might have some combat knowledge, but literally there was nothing about this, except that it was a poster so that is miss that is Mr. peanut not I admit a superstar. Contender, but he does have experience and may have been in war, and he's got a bit hard peanut shell..
"mr peanut" Discussed on Do By Friday
"Pain points percent scaring, Arca fenders, also pound sign. I'm batman. Bad as the three things bio. Oh my God. Right. Right to human disrupted promoting. Tweet him sets me so stop. Why aren't you following me? You gotta see this has gotta be show art because he's got such fucking weird energy and his weird. Yeah. He's so says it hit his apron says, in X. I saw another one, and this is a tweet. This is another promoted tweet. I'm going to send you the screen grab so here it is. So it's right in the middle there, and it says, and it's from at Mr. peanut, and it's promoted to a picture of Mr. peanut in the avatar anybody wanna peanut. That's a rough. It's a reference. It's a reference Andre Andre Andre the giant in under giant in the Princess bride. The will. Peanut. That's funny. That's, that's fine. Mister peanut said that the, the peanut mail, why are they paying too why paying to see that? Why does he need him? Oncle. I mean what do you have an injury in the war was in nam what happened was, they have a monocle very fancy now I always liked. I was like the pretzel guy remember the pretzel guy who's? Okay, anybody at the peanut mistress, I think his name is name was improbably, Mr. salty, one of the all-time it great. Tweets from Cohn at skull mandible, and he said, is there anything more capitalist than a peanut wearing a top hat, cane monocle selling you other peanuts to? Eat. And then the last one, and this is the one that really broke my spirit. So this is another promoted tweet, and it's one of these have you seen these, it's Twitter surveys, and it's like an comes up as a tweet, and it's like Twitter would like your feedback, and then it's a poll, and obviously someone paying for this. He only for promoted tweets in forgive me. I only ever see it into it or moments, and it's always like oh, you know, everyone is wrecked about this YouTubers haircut nails. And then it'll be a promoted, tweet or fucking t mobile, or whatever you're getting in your in your in your Menchu's, or in your main time one. Yeah, but I don't remember previously getting promoted tweets, and then when I went on it was just like. Blau at my face ads. So this one is a an at Twitter surveys. And it says Twitter would like your feedback and it says promoted on the bottom. So I know that someone paid for me to see this my feed and it but it's not Brandon anyway..
"mr peanut" Discussed on Help I Sexted My Boss
"This is from Rebecca, get straight to it after a quick tumble in the sank. With my boyfriend unbeknown to me, he decides to push the us ice on the floor, which is great. I know after a while we get up and discover set item is missing after a quick search around the room. My name is my beloved kissy Mr. peanuts smiling at me, looking very satisfied with himself after a few moments and to my horror and disgust. I realized that Mr. peanut has indeed my boyfriend's used condoms, an emergency and extremely embarrassing trips to the confirm this and I was told it would pass naturally over the next few days. Say my question to you is, is it acceptable to put. Used condoms on the floor. And are they an untold delicacy? I think that's the best question. Whatever we should rename the podcast help. My swallowed, my us come them. Look, I'm it. I probably only bit of tissue on the sideboard is absolutely brilliant. I wouldn't put it on the floor could step on this as well. You know, meant to flush him as well. Aren't you. Does that mean being sided? Yes. Right? At least the can't went need any pro teams. Next. What if the got pregnant. How it works. Could the STI from that helped my pussy, her syphilis..
"mr peanut" Discussed on I Think You're Interesting
"You know, we, we have a line in season two, which I think really clicked for a lot of people in a way that I didn't anticipate where Mr. peanut butter asks him. Like, why are you so miserable? Like, what? What do you want? You have everything, you know, kind of speaking to your criticism and it wasn't a criticism speaking to your point. You know your your movies, a millionaire movie star who lives in a beautiful house. You have a girlfriend who loves you. You know what else could the universe? Possibly. Oh, you and he says, I want to be happy and I don't know how, and I think for me, that was always what the show was, but I think explicitly stating it is where a lot of people go, oh, I get that because I also want to be happy and I don't know how, and I think even people who are happy, don't really know how they are happy or they're happy. And then one day they're not, and they go. I don't know what happened in kind of speaking to that. Very fun. Dimensional. I mean, that's I think that's the biggest stake in the world. You know, I is the trying to be satisfied and trying to be content and trying to feel good about yourself and feel good about the things you've done and feel good about the person that you are. That feels very immediate and very real and very relatable, and that could be a movie star or that could be a farmer that could be anybody because I think we all want that. And we all feel that and we all know when it's missing and want it back on. I want to pivot off something that I'm going to get to a question about how you in second sort of two questions out of that. But the first one is kind of you said making that explicit. I wanna be happy. I think that's something the show does really well was it makes those emotional sub textual points taxed in a way that doesn't feel overbearing. You know, most of the time, but at the same time, like that's the thing you're taught not to to write a writing. And like I think a side benefit of that has been people are not saying BoJ is so cool..
"mr peanut" Discussed on If I Were You
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"mr peanut" Discussed on Outkick the Culture
"So diana mr pena buttered end up at odds because of fracking they end up at odds because of guns and things like that but in general we start to see a real rift develop inside that marriage and that's the darkness of that side of the story mr peanut butter and would chuck provide maybe the best comedy of the year middle get nearly as much of mr pena butter and todd the scheers we have in the past and that's finally todd's probably my leastfavoured character because the stuff they do with them it so over the top and outlandish like i'd like to compare him to andy dwyer from parks and recreation crisp rats character but i can't because aindi stuff was so much fun and todd sometimes dissuades too far into the absurd and it's sort of rings falls for me this year he probably takes his most outlandish turn ever but they also explore his asexuality and how he's just decided he's nothing when he can't be with emily and certainly he knows he's not gay so he's dealing with that side of his life and he's also still trying to be todd trying to find worth in something these doing in his life and it leads them to a very interesting conclusion which in a sore worked assorted and for me and i think that's the case a season four as a whole as a matter of fact season four bocek horseman probably it might be the deepest the show has ever been it certainly is in terms of selfawareness of characters by the end of it.
"mr peanut" Discussed on TV Avalanche
"Like the it is profoundly silly at times like it is the way they get in to the election story lied the way mr peanut butter gets on the ballot is one of the dumbest things ever and you skokie violence do as great profoundly silly in goofy but also at other moments would just rip your heart out of your chest and i don't know of other shows that the kind of go to either extreme that easily slipping back and forth between them i have a such a great admiration and respect for the way they're able to do that but also it's hilarious and it there are a lot of the same gags are back again this year i majors the see were these things go you have knowledge of of how love these things wrap up but i think the setups of all been real great so i mail turnover to you at this point if you wanna go with deeper in a but i want to make sure i'm on record as saying jack has traditionally been one of my favorite shows and so far it's kind of still taken in that direction i have a couple of issues mostly i loved it a one is like the show is always done a little bit of social satire mixed in with all the hollywood satire nb sort of more dramatic material that depression everything else and i've really loved it in the past in this year he didn't quite work for me and i think that's more about the sort of the state of the world now than anything else so like when they start off with mr peanut butter running for office thing at it.
"mr peanut" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"Looks like mr peanut has fallen down and had his legs cut off looks like a metallic mr pena that's effectively would look site at one round and there's an abomb and it's an blows and squishy is in to the fission or be the fusion 'able material hydrogen material and so that's what they were showing was kim jongun standing around this metallic thing about three feet long and a foot and half wide and of course the technicians are surrounding him taking notes in the whole thing because he's that brilliant and then later that day at noon their time mm one second pass noon the tested a device agreed new and explosion that was ten times bigger than the prior nuclear explosions so that's where we're at with that now if if their claim is true they claimed that not only was that the warhead that they had designed clean the picture and they were showing it fitting into warheads of missiles missiles prior that have been a tested prior if that indeed was the thing that they tested and there's of the new can go ahead and debate whether or not they were able to actually miniaturising or if that was just a movie said the bottom line is that up to this point they have had a parallel program that has successfully produced a missile that can fly for forty seven minutes which good which equates to getting to san pedro simultaneously in another track they have had five successful nuclear tests with a six happening on saturday which evidently achieved blast oblast effect equal to an hbomb so if.