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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

03:24 min | 2 months ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Welcome to the Ralph report with Ralph. Garman well hello there boys and girls welcome to the Ralph aboard so happy. You're joining us yet again. On this Tuesday April twenty eighth. We got a hell of a show lined up for today McConnell. You WanNa know why because it's TV tunes Tuesday and we're going to take a look at one of your favorite TV theme songs and Tell You all about it. Also all the entertainment news all your phone calls as well and another edition of. Who'd Ralph play? Oh because there was a brand new family guy on Sunday and I keep forgetting that their new episodes and then people keep sending me emails saying. Did you play this guy? Was that you who did it? So we'll answer all your questions about that in just a minute but first before we get to anything else. I am your old podcast pal. Ralph Garman sitting here in the bat cave with me is the vice host himself. Please welcome Mr Eddie Pence. Everybody who any and he's not with us today but a very special shoutout to our pal. Steve Ashton it's Steve's birthday is it happy birthday. Steve Day Steve Ashton's birthday. He keeps at a very closely guarded secret. I'm not quite sure why I think maybe might embarrass him when people wish him a happy birthday. But we found out during the virtual cocktail party over the weekend. That today is in. Fact Steve's birthday April twenty eighth so if he if he is uncomfortable with the attention please do me a personal favor and just bombard him with mentions on twitter and send them emails and go on facebook and just Wish the Mana Happy Birthday. Let him know he's lumped as loud as possible that's right. He's at Steve Ashton on twitter and on facebook on instagram. I think it's Steve Ashton. Fifteen O nine nine. That says he can hunt down there or you can just fill. His inmate. Is inbox. Steve at the Ralph report DOT Com. Send him love send him email sent him birthday wishes just piles and piles and piles of birthday wishes to our very own. Uk correspondent. Mr Steve Ashton who will be joining us on tomorrow show with a brand new. Uk updates so We'll get it. We'll get a some feedback to see how much you listen to me whether you did a good job or not. Snowing him under with a good wishes Also before we get onto today's show. It is time for us to once again award the Ralph reports citizen of the week. Yes this citizen of the week. Sadly I don't know her name. She is unknown. She exists only in the virtual world of the Internet. She is on social media but the posting sadly redacted her name so we don't we don't have an identity of this woman but she is so spectacular that we must give her praise anybody's speaking at praise by the well. Yeah thanks All hail she's been right to give him thanks and praise fall on the bad side of almost missed it. I Know No. We're going to give this woman. Pray she is the rappaport citizen of.

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

06:14 min | 3 months ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"That's it for today's celebrity birthdays garment. I walked the show Biz. Beat but we're not done with entertainment news digest yet. Oh no we've got our pal from UK back in the UK. Mr Steve Ashton with the UK update. Rav you're the man who makes Edwin Buzz Aldrin looked like Edwin. I don't each shits pence. Thank you sir. Did you know Plus thing was Edwin. I did not know that I named Edwin Anyway. Let the corona viruses in the news. If you noticed really I think I think some would have said something well. Unfortunately de wrapped doesn't have it but he's in the news reckless. What's up with Harry Potter early? The burden of being cold child. Staw fuels his drive and determination now in an interview for radio foles desert island discs. He's thirty by the way Faulk Made T. Rod is thirty years old. How old does that make you feel a hundred me to? He said them at Voice I always have a pot of my brain. That's he's going when I walk into rehearsal room. Everyone just thinks you're because of Harry Potter. That's because you are. It's not because of your talents visit derived so you have to make sure you're bringing something else to the table. What exactly is derived bringing to the table route g think I hope coffee talent talents? Certainly no he said I been insanely lucky booking your up that right and I think I have a vague sense of guilt about having something so amazing happened to me so young. Let's face it at because he is looking because he's got no talent. He said he also admits struggling with the intense scrutiny of growing up in the limelight prompted him to seek solace in alcohol. He said his drinking spiraled out of control when he began to panic about life. After Harry Potter. He said I definitely think there's lots of drinking happen towards the end of Potter and after little bit after he finished it was panic. Not knowing what to do next. I'm not being comfortable enough in who I was to remain sober and to be fair off. His continued. Success makes me want to drink. Heavily can get that. Yes and also south home at. He also went on to say that it was a physical impediments. Which was the secret of his Harry Potter success? He said I have a slightly lazy. I when I'm tired and it will blink on so I walked into the room. I look to the director and gave him a one eyed link and he thought who is this confident kid. Who Just winked sat me. Apparently that was a large reason. Why Gaza Coal Back? I always thought that he was a massive winker wrong bowels. You can do the rest of the work for yourself from that Gut. Spice girls are in the news. Ralph Yeah let me hear it. Spice girl stops male see. Chisholm has revealed the real reason that the iconic supergroup failed to toll Australia off to reforming now. She revealed he was a fellow band member. Who pulled the plug on the concert? She says she's from Liverpool's. Let's do the voice. Unfortunately when it came to decision day someone wasn't quite ready to continue. She said without names but she said I would have been there in a half feet. She says she explained that some now. They owe the Australian funds a toft generating plenty of excitement about the alleged told to Australia. She said spice repulsive plans to tour Australia. And take on Las Vegas residency. Are they said to have been scratched because Jerry Horne is alleged feud with Melby according to tabloids? Jerry Mel failed to see eye-to-eye during this sold out you last year mainly because Mel Bay's always were crust an answer Focus Gospel drinking right at it. Let's Jerry's refusal to hit the roads with the council plans meaning losing out on an alleged fifty million pounds payday Well of course because because if you know this Jerry is married to a multi-millionaire so why would you wanna go hang out in Australia because mainly it's full of Australians? Oh stop it on joking. Of course I lived there for year in Sydney. I love the Australian people there savage and noble Rice Ralph Anyway. Let's go now. Ralph. I'm self. I'm self isolating the moments good. Yeah no because corona violence mainly because of my crushing sense of low self esteem and lack of. We'll go as your hands Sarah and it's Wednesday around here on Wednesdays. We like to take a look at a famous smash hit single recorded by an artist who was never quite able to recapture that magic again. They're known as one hit wonders. One hit wonders so very common tale. Today's request comes from Alison. She wanted to hear about a Scottish rock group. That had a smash hit single. Not only here in the states but abroad as well in nineteen seventy four. There were two guys named David. Patten and Billy Lyle. They were briefly substitute members of another huge Scottish music sensation. In the seventies the Bay city rollers. They were substitute members of that band. I don't know how you saw about members of the band but apparently there were anyway. They left that band and they put their own band together. Their debut album was called from the album of the same name and there was a single on that album that was produced by legendary. Allan Parsons that became a smash hit single for that ban. Not only in their home country of Scotland but all over the UK and the United States Canada's well in fact it was Number twelve in Australia number thirty nine in Germany didn't do so whether of a number six in Ireland number eight in the Netherlands eleven in South Africa number five here in the states. It is still around. You can still hear this song. It's called magic. The band was known as pilot. And here's Today's one. Hit wonder.

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:44 min | 4 months ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"REALITY BITES. Right now where that sound track? Johnny Knoxville forty nine years old today actor. David Anders from is Zombie. An alias is thirty. Nine actress Jodie. Calmer of killing eve is twenty-seven. Do you watch that killing? Yeah good talking about. I got no no I haven't seen it. And lastly singer Pete Dro- Jr is fifty one. Another one hit. Wonder can't help but think of a certain movie every time I hear this song. Dumb and dumber. That's an underrated soundtrack. It really is a really good of good tunes on that album all right. That's ever today celebrity birthdays. I'm Ralph Garment. I walked the Showbiz beat but the entertainment doesn't stop now. Now we're going to check in with the alive and well. Uk correspondent. Mr Steve Ashton. No Ralph your hair is so thick you make. Then ultra again. Y'All Harry so thank you make Ben Affleck like Ben Kingsley. Nice Nerdy. You did welcome. Scientists vizquel are in the news. Now I'm glad you're back all right. This past Saturday Victoria Beckham took to social media to shed snippets of her eldest son's birthday party. Also in attendance were victorious fullness by scope on May Emma Bunsen and Geri Halliwell so's it's practically a full reunion. So he was just missing sporty and scary spies presumably. They didn't have enough boost to cover scary spice being there. But now are only victorious. Son Can Brag. The three fifths at the spice bills attended his twenty first. But I mean not that. He's moment data's stupidly rich but he could say three of the five spice girls attended his birthday anyway story shed a Selfie of herself with 'em and Jerry captioning at one of the photos love you at Emily Bunsen Anne. Marie posted at Rhodes looking more at Victoria Beckham in another cell free featuring the transgressor Victoria rose kisses apparently posted a series of other pitches of her and her husband. David Beckham looking very cozy. Don Slow to instagram saying Dodson social six. Am kisses happy Brooklyn Beckham so Victoria and Davis eldest son also took to social media to thank his parents and loved ones for an unforgettable night he said. Thank you mom and Dad for starring Jennifer. Using Party last night to all my friends. Thank you for being part of the night I will never forget. I never get this row to see if you can help me out all right walk. Why do celebrities take to social media to say thank you to friends and relatives? Who played in the fucking room with the two great for? I know why I think it's because the role a bunch of attention seeking twice. I mean it's by that posting pictures of lush food that they've coke so in the gym in three. Am that's totally accepts. Yes that's legitimate. Cheyenne Sheeran's in the news. What's up buddy? Add He's got a new tattoo to represent his future. Kids now for folks. Sake asked the twenty nine year old has had a series of rings tattooed on his back and plans to add his future kiss handprints inside each circle so whether planning on having five kids all lying to kids with one of them's when he got one hundred. I I'm not sure if you've ever if you've seen his face in you know you have you'll understand that this gene. Janes Missing Chromosomes. But anyway and inside the told the you mentioned the tabloids name I said Ed comes from a large Catholic family and he wants to have a house full of kids. They continued that he's had five intertwined circles putting his back. The look a bit like the Olympic rings the onset of Palmprints into each circle sonal though as he's got the Olympic rings on these back and Simmons assumed that's what he's doing and why ads manager Stuart Camp claimed that the Popstar may now be thinking about starting a family now that he's taking a break from music and thank God he has said he still. It was still a long not far. No He's not the holiday sort but things may change. He could have a young family relatively soon. I'd like to. I'd like to give handprints. Who would you run across his fucking boat race? The song stealing talent was Anyhow I've gotta go now Rothbart off to Brussels conference IAGO packing and all that sort of direct and teach you know that they have a statue in Brussels. Cold Mannequin piss yet coincidentally. That was the name for palm pilot. Eight of the Andrew McCarthy and Kim control movie from Nineteen Eighty Seven. It's a specialized kind of porn is set up. It's good to have Steve Back. Missed him last week. Glad you're doing. Well Steve Steve will be back with US later on in the week. Meanwhile today is Wednesday and around here. Wednesdays are very special days chance for us to take look smash hit song and the art is never really was able to recapture that level of success again. In fact you could call them one. Hit wonders.

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:30 min | 5 months ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"If they had a magic pill you could take and play any instrument in the world. I think sacks pretty thank you say all right we can hook you up to computer puts you to sleep when you wake up. You'll be able to play your choice of instrument when she dislikes sacks sunglasses on. Pretty Goddamn cool. That's how Bill Clinton and that's today celebrity birthdays. I'm Ralph Garman. I walked the Showbiz. Beat we're not going entertainment news just yet. No you're probably wondering what's going on over there in the UK. Well we've got the answers with our UK correspondent. Mr Steve Ashton here. The money makes Bruce Campbell. Bruce Jenna Bruce Gamble. He's a full nut goaltender for the Philadelphia Flyers really. Yeah I did. Some welcome research on. That book clearly wasted time. I served in the news. Yeah he sure is Al Johnny Buddy. Token finally won an Oscar together. The GIO Toco the academy will be of the night the best original song for rookie. Man's harm I'm GonNa love me your word now. Previously won the Oscar for your nerve died from the original lion king which he shed with Tim. Rice or egg. Fried as he's known as the amend only Solna sled subsequent listen to some of his acceptance speech. This is a dream for us. We've never been nominated before for anything like this. Thank you to the academy. Thank thank you to my fellow nominees for all the great work you do. There's some amazing talent in this room tonight. And Wow and to my beautiful boys who are watching this. In Sydney sacree and Elijah back off by harsh is insane. You never sees them so probably why. Hey the personification of the hand Corona Virus James Corden in the news with your pal. The Routing Bank of Ham has revealed that he has therapy to stop him. Being a brats off to fame went to his head following the runaway success of his Sitcom Gavin and Stacey it clearly hasn't fucking works then hasn't the toxic vacuum of hope said he didn't handle certain public recognition. Well after the SITCOM HE CO created. He said Salter today like a branch as I just don't think I am. Well I beg to Cold You Alot self-awareness bowl by he said it's Thing that first flush of fame and said I think it's even more intoxicating if you're not ready for it. I think he was bred for milking. Apparently his parents pray for him so we got something in common that I pray for him rows. Do I praise him to full down? A routine followed by a piano truck full of angles and all of the angry wasps in the world now. His sisters apparently tried to speak to him. About what a Dickhead? He was His mother Maga said you can try and say Look James. You're making a practice of yourself but you can only do so much. His sister's would come into sight to James. Dote dickhead now. Apparently he agrees that he had to make a change began seeing a therapist and told them the first session. He used to be a better person in this. I very much doubt that. He added that the biggest thing he had to learn how to was to stay in a be comfortable spending time alone. Something I'm certain. Before he was famous he did an awful loss. Noose around otherwise Do now following the Super Bowl spots another thirty seconds NOT-I'm to die. Try The landed on the a channel. I always think he's pronounced. Because he's got the exclamation points. Yes landed only channel to coincide with the Oscars lost Sunday now. He was captured by fan on a mobile phone at the new cheese. Donald Craig's James Bond Holding Lisa Dues Madeline Swan tightly and they both say this is it to each other. Should we have a quick listen? This is her secret finds. Its way the death of him tangible. I've made redundant known as long as there are people like you in the world..

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:51 min | 5 months ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"The there was a time when people use the word boogie and it wasn't ironic. Yes they actually meant it yes. Hey let's Boogie oogie. PAGANO laugh at them. I feel like going out tonight and have a couple of drinks boogieing boogie. Maybe bring back boogie. I think so really. Yes okay. That's it for today's celebrity birthdays. I'm Ralph walked the Showbiz beat but we're not done with entertainment news just yet. We still need a visit from our pal across the see I see right now. He's in Chicago he is our. UK correspondent. Mr Steve Ashton doll. Ralph you the money makes Roger. Federer looked like Roger. AL's big difference right especially Roger Federer as big Raum Sheeran's in the news. What's your boy now? I know you're a huge fan of England. England cricketer an all rounder Ben Stokes on. You can't get enough of them now. We had to apologize last week. Flushing out at a fan during the fourth and final test match against South Africa but claims he was the victim of repeated abuse. This is a Larry's story. Stokes paid enraged by the nature of the comments that were held him which are understood to included many explosives as well as referencing looking. Like Ed Sheeran. Because he's got because he's got so imagine not being competitive edge. She got this guy. I so mad that you went on an explosive ridden tirade at the crowd which is picked. Up by the microphones at the ground. Ben Stokes is my new hero bit about noose around the week. You know I do. I'm going to have to find something else that's about Friday's when the movie comes on now. It's speculation collation has tons of potential running time of no time to die this week Anton Volk of trailer truck which I imagine some some fucking move you found that the Latvian distributor had revise their listing and was quoting the film running. Get this Ralph two hours fifty four minutes so nearly three three fucking hours now. It's James Bond films I mean. What is it these days with director's going three hours? It's like a big fucking Dick swinging concepts although although to be fair it costs like three hundred fucking pounds to go and watch film these days off. You get all the accoutrements so I suppose you'd be getting money's worth. Yes all this will become clear the like the film and empty when advanced ticket south starts. It's now being confirmed that no time to die will have its world premiere at the Royal Albert Hall in London on March Thirty first a strange venue for movies now. The hole with one of atlas testicles if the song if the song is to be believed that song familiar no so it was some Sun by by soldiers in the wall to basically told Hitler and he goes like this. As Sung to the tune of cuddle. Bogey Goes Hitler La has only got one ball the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother the dirty cuts off the other when he was only small mold. Many more verses to that go now Ralph. I'm flying back home after being in Chicago for two weeks. So I'll be able to pull my bowls out. Well they'll be happy to have you. I'm sure it's it's freezing but what I'm doing in in preparation. Climate sizing them is about an independent spy. By you and Edgy Eddie. From this from this Monday I show. I'm going to be bathing them in source. Let me I'm going to block them out. Oh my God is it's the Racha. Go go rinse off and on Fridays. We like to take a look at all the new movies in theaters this weekend to help you decide what to go. See The segment even called the movie beat problem not a lot of new movies coming out this week. You Got Super Bowl which scares off a lot of bad anyway and we get the pre-oscar doldrums where nobody's put anything out so There's too and they they look sort of interesting. If you like horror movies and you like like fairy tales then this might be something you want to go check out. It's called Gretel in Hansel faced of course on the old Hansel and Gretel right Fairytale Tiller. Now we live in new world so Gretel gets top as she shit her turn. She plays a young girl as you can imagine has got a younger brother and they head into the woods and they meet a woman who is less than friendly in the sense that she's going to devour them. Yes she's an Evil Cannibal. This isn't a kid the friendly noling of this story. It's terrifying and horrible and looks awful in a good way. I mean if you like Harvard probably like it but this is not but for me. Here's a little bit of Gretel in Hansel brought you joy so let's just left.

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

06:21 min | 7 months ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"The putting on Kirk. Hey life well lived. That's every today celebrity birthdays garment. I walked to show Biz. beat all righty. We're not done with the entertainment is just yet. Oh No jets. Speaking of Guys were British. Why can't believe still alive? Steve Ashton stopping by today with another UK update here. He is Mr Steve Ashton. Uh Mr Ralph Garman the money makes papa snuff. Look like Papa Doc. Wow It's first of you brought up a dictator and I like because you make you make someone kind wise looked like the famed his Haitian dictator mass murderer. How good you off? That's quite. That's quite intelligent elegant. Pull that one. Isn't it that was one of the history books yes I'm now back to the usual repetitive. Bullock's Saracens in the news. Ralph Elton John. What's was he up to? Well the first hundred dropped at the lyrics to Elton. John's your song have been sold at auction. The guest homage five hundred thousand pounds Jonah. Jewish we do that. I'd get caught up it out because it's a lot less the one hundred eighty thousand pounds money though it is yes now. This is maxine toll pin. Who of course was Mary to you? Bernie Elton's writing partner. She puts a number of lyric drop-offs up for auction at bonhams in Los Angeles wealth. You could've gone piece of Ellison's it's a little bit funny if you're a young good looking speaking to rolling stone magazine price the ocean. She explained that she could not remember Emba how she wound up with a valuable lyrics. After Devil's she said you don't just normally sits in a room and divide things up but it might have happened like. That's I think she found them. So fuck that musical motherfucker. He's shutting like Warren Beatty in Nunnery. I'm having all of his shits so probably and I've got another Elton. John Story a bed bit Smith announcing double bill before Christmas break. I think that's appropriate. Isn't it absolutely. This is the fucking best right. Did you know that the Vatican has invested in the Elton John By pick rocket man. No way the Catholic Church now. Apparently you don't Toba. Pope Francis Audit votes can police to storm the secretary of state which is the nut Stanza Stanza of the Holy See and to remove documents and electronic devices off to the church was accused of financial irregularities. Would you hook guests. What a surprise was not like the Mafia whatsoever audio Catholic Church now among the findings was that full point five million dollars? US had been invested into two movies rocket man and twinkle in the vestry Nanking Kicks for that one no it was this many black international yeah now. The revelation of the funding comes just one year after Pope Francis said that fashionable homosexuality is something that worrisome and claims. There was no place for gay priests in the Catholic Church. At least not. The ones who like grown-up boys just want children close due to golden as long as they keep it on the download on now the contents of the many black franchises however less problematic for the judge now according to Catholic onces adherence the religion of free to speculate about whether intelligent eligible life exists out there on what it would mean theologically now but yet there's no official teaching on the existence of extraterrestrial life. I'm chilly that's the whole fucking Bible isn't it. I mean well fuck is putting the see some Zombie guy get back from the dead and then disappearing says he's turning wine into fishes. I'm not sure of the details. Read it and so no wonder that no wonder that could with a with a bunch of fictional bullshits just no bump stuff in public. Aw Anyway I've gotta go now office you know. It's been a ferry trying week with the working class. People of the UK deciding turn that back on their progressive traditionally leftover liberal leaning way of life votes in a buffoon with no clue. Shits had a massive self-interests. We've you've got to get ourselves organized as working class people. So I'm getting together with some Valencia Some light minded folks off to protest. What are you going to do? Let me guess. We've got some condoms with we've got some income does filled with straight. We go some condoms from stray dog. Vomits would be obvious what we're GONNA tape. We're going to put them down coatings butchering sure. Of course yes. I'll also the working classes. You gotta get. There's no other way that's the only way terra in at around here on Wednesdays we like to take a look at smash hit songs. Worthy artists achieved greatness and then pretty much dropped off the face of the earth this artists. They did not drop off the face of the earth but they only ever had one smash hit single. It was a Christmas. Song is time for the Christmas one. Hit wonder the one hit wonders very common tale. A lot of people had suggestions for Christmas. Time one hit wonders especially because this is the last last one before we take some time off for the holidays. All WanNa give some honorable mention to a few suggestions. Dan Andrews called in. He said he wanted to hear Assuncao. All I want for Christmas. Is You now. This is not the Mariah Carey one. Although Mariah Carey's version hit number one in the pop charts this week in twenty five years later something like that. It's it's adverts version called from a band called Vince. Vance and the valiants. Here's a little bit of that song wrong..

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

08:08 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Before we say goodbye. WE HAVE A LITTLE GIFT FROM MR Steve Ashton from time to time people will write in with questions about how they do things over there in the U._k.. Or why why they do things and when you've got questions about a Brit well we've got one. You can ask it now. This one comes to us from Joe In des Moines's. No it's a des Moines. I know it's been moines. Really I said this from Joe so joe says it's a question for Oscar brick segment. If you don't mind why do we wrap fish and chips in newsprint's why wife wanted to know and I'm asking the Brits. I know who owns his questions. Well simply Joe. We don't any bowl if you'd like to ask you can email me. Steve has got to be more to it than that. Now we used to when we didn't we sue I'm Jim one of the most iconic images you could think of when you think of Britain right someone eating fish and chips out of of newspaper standing in the rain complaining about immigrants so why do you think right so fish and chips. The iconic thing served in newspaper. Why do you think that whole thing began well? I can imagine it was just cheap. It was had the paper anyway just recycle it yeah exactly that's purely costs so chip shopowners would get free leftover newspapers on the evening standard in London for example from newsagents and use this as a way of cutting down costs costs however in one thousand nine hundred seventy six south that was a directive that will binding the practice because essentially the ink that was on the newspaper prints was toxic and potentially dangerous and when I was I remember being so what they do is they wrap it up a piece of sort of Greece pipo with the fish and chips in and then wrapped in newspaper but if you go back like sort of pre nineteen eighty when you would get the imprint of the print onto your chips ships which actually is with strangely enough gave a slightly different flavor bundling the toxicity of the anyway. The tradition of fish battered and fried in oil may have come from somewhere what you think you might have come from fishing ships off. I can't imagine the Jews Oh really yeah. Currently Jewish immigrants from Spain and Portugal came over to England as early as the sixteenth century and would have prepared fried fish sonoma similar to best Scotto frito which is essentially they sh- coated in flour and then fried in oil and he's a few facts for you Alfred Hitchcock the greatest movie director lived above efficient ship shop in London which is his family's business grew up as a chip book your during will to fish and chips remains one of the few foods in the United Kingdom that wasn't subject to rationing now Prime Minister Winston Churchill reflects the combination of fish and chips as good companions because he was a bit pretentious these stays calm Chilean Everette fucking fish and chips and his life anyway these days he was born in a toilet. Do you know that what games bone in a toilet cubicle. Maybe that's why he's a massive racist anyway these days of course <hes> pretentious vase restaurants of chips in preprinted newspaper style kind of stuff. You haven't been to a public or a ball that they've got the pre-printed kind of cone of chips the fake news yeah very clever. The Toronto Emulate a practice obviously votes coaching budget fish and chips because that wind is now a Jewish immigrant Josef melan opened the first recorded combined fish and chip shop in London and around eighteen fifty in Edinburgh so <hes> if you went to see <hes> aw I'll makes <hes> Darren <hes> up McGregor. That's the one I'm tired in Ediborah a combination of some gold star Brown sauce and Walter a mult- vinegar is known as sauce which you going that specifically as ah no specifically as chippy sauce so Darren might for example go in a major up some maybe older up some chips with salt and sauce which fucking disgusting anyway his fish and chips in the United States the dishes most commonly sold as fish and chips except in upstate New York and Wisconsin and other parts of the northeast in the upper midwest the dish is actually called a fish fry where you get sensitive fish and chips so when you get fish and chips Ralph in in like a trendy bar or whatever do you have a role to that in a Yep. Yes you're eleven and does it come with French. Fries all sort of like thick cobstock fries thick homestyle fries all good so pissed on French fries in May this year in fights McDonald's introduced efficient ship meal across Canada Canada. Yeah the addition came after a successful pilots in eastern Canada in two thousand eighteen which saw eighty six and a half thousand fish and chip meals sold in three weeks so all about friends north of the border not at your border at least can go to enjoy some nice fish and chips from adults which show size fucking love no on in Britain and Ireland that most common <hes> fish to have is things like called an haddock although you can there's lots of a fishy combine like hey and things like that in chip shop in most lots of Britain and Ireland salt and vinegar sprinkled over fish and chips that time you said you did you have fish and chips when you over. He lost on yeah well. We were at that pub. We went to lunch after the James Bond Museum. I had fish and chip of course of course I've been drinking heavily for the majority weeks. I don't remember and you go with with salt vinegar vinegar just assault salt and vinegar always so I always I always just Govan and a lot of any vinegar so much that it makes you sort of like breathe funny like kind of like Mr Mesa breath. I'll look back now. In England portion of Mushy peas is a popular side dish. Have you ever tried mushy peas. I have indeed Yes fucking lush. So there are populous I dish as well as a range of pickles a things he's like Gherkins and pickled onion pickled egg. Have you ever tried to pickled onion or pickle degrom all of the above yes on my fucking lush indeed so where I grew up we'd have something cold and Pay wet which I've mentioned and didn't pause but platelets is essentially the juice from the top of the mushy pays on you'd have chips. Hey what's on a beef gravy so you go into the chips chips. Pay wits and grinding on is like fucking absolutely manna from heaven all you can have chips and curry sauce now. The largest setting efficient ships in the world was fifty nine fifty four and a half kilograms which is about one hundred twenty one pounds and it was night by the results will Birmingham in Birmingham in the U._k.. On the ninth of February two thousand eighteen the uncooked fish fillets of halibut weighed about sixty one pounds a lot of lot of fucking fish and the uncoached waited the chips being slightly less than twice the whites of the fish. Now that's a midnight I snuck a cold and by the way come to final bent over two hundred fifty million fish and chip meals are sold each year in the U._K.. Majority being gone and during the day London's British soldiers identified each other the crying out fish and awaiting the response of chips in like a connery pre a bubble during the wall game of Marco Polo. I wait isn't that very today. You have it Joe few facts about fishing shit. You know I'm fucking starving now. I don't blame you angry tone about as my dear old dad would say acade- to scabby pig bat brad all lovely. I'm off to go get some chips and gravy and maybe maybe a nice buttered bomb uh-huh cake. If you would like to ask you can drop me an email to steve out the Roth report dot Com thank you sir and that's it for today's show. Come on back tomorrow. We'll be speaking with journalists Al Menor Reno. He is going to give us the lowdown on..

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on Hollywood Babble-On

Hollywood Babble-On

03:59 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on Hollywood Babble-On

"Doing a lot of file in tonight. It's fine. I did a lot of filing in high school. I know how to do it. They were shooting Jamaica. They shut production down. And they sent they know Craig to the US to get x-rays. Don't they have any hospitals in Jamaica? Did they really? That's what the says. Yeah. So when will they apparently, the, the x-ray showed no serious damage and they're gonna start shooting again they say within the week? He'll be back to work. But I still can't get over. There must be some medical care in Jamaica, right? I mean, I think or is it herbal medicine in on? It's true that heal. Yeah. But you'd imagine he wants to be somewhere. Like say I'm sure he sees a free vacation fucking. I get to be off bond for like a week shooting. Jamaica, what's better than that? Being home. I guess. Yeah. Before he injured himself. He was shooting with a new bond girl named lush Shana Lynch there in Jamaica. We got a photo of the two of them working together. That's JAMES BOND taking on his most difficult mission yet trying to deal with customer service for his cable company. I don't know what he's doing up there. But I'm very excited by the way since I'm here in the UK I wanna take advantage of my time here. They have an exhibit. I wonder if anyone seeing at the national film museum they've got bond in motion. Anyone seeing that is worth going to. Yeah. I'm gonna check that out. Do Do we we have have any? any Ralph report listeners in the audience? By the way, anybody listening? My guest at the museum is going to be your UK. Correspondent Mr. Steve Ashton, who was here tonight, by the way, Steve, where are you, sir? Where are you? Come on outside just wave. Everybody real quick all the garment members there for the rap report. Let's go. Steve, Ashton, everybody got that's enough. That's enough. That's enough. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, we're gonna go check that out. Halle berry. By the way said she'd be up to being another JAMES BOND girl, if they would ask, again, they're not going to. Three. She's, she's a wick girl now, forget bond. She's a wick girl, wick lady do we need every reboot sequel. Now we need Jay and silent Bob, don't get me wrong, but they just announced. Josh Gad may star in Honey. I shrunk, the kids reboot. I mean I'm to be fair, it kind of it's available to be redone, is redoing, everything at this point, Yeah. you know. Yeah. I mean look, they've, they've done. So my I've taken so many things you've loved James, why wouldn't that? Of course, that's a concept. You could totally do. I understand you could do but Rick moranis in that film, to me is just it's just perfect. I thought it was just like Jack Nicholson was the perfect joker. One day he was replaced by heath ledger. And now he's ledger. It looks like he's about to be replaced sorta by. Qian's performance. You know, at a certain point. That's a concept. I could keep going. I'm not like Spock. I can't wait and shit. Although I think he's bony. Josh Gad a lot in this film. Apparently, they're gonna he's gonna play Nick zone linski, who is the son grownup, son. That's all you had to do is connect the fuck into. Oh my God. I can't wait to fucking see this now. But what if next linski makes shrink Ray and then shrinks, his kids, and then they go swimming in Cheerios, or whatever fucking done man, as long as it's like he was a little boy in the first movie. Aw shit man. That's all I want her movie. I just wanted this vicious loop of things that I've seen until I die. I want sequels. Everything is eating them. One day. I dropped that's it. Very ambitious. That makes me happy. At least they're doing at least it's not like a true like reboot with, like, man. This is the first time this ever happened slash sequel. That's a really goes in the attic. And he pulls the tarp off is father's old shrink gun. I'm sure that's stop it. I'm being bad. That's not good. I'm saying. Fucking same right there..

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:27 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Doesn't seem to be. This. Great to that's today. Sloppy birthdays. I'm Ralph garment I walked the show biz beat. And up now is our pal Steve Ashton who celebrated a birthday yesterday. Happy birthday again. Steve gold cake is a millionaire Jielian she's cake. We found out yesterday on the live stream events we were live on the internet and Steve Ashton came into the room to chat with everybody wasn't on screen with his obviously was myself. My wife Kerry was sort of moderating and Steve popped in the room. And we wish them happy birthday. And he had put a picture up on line of the special treat. He was having his birthday, and it's called millionaires cheesecake it's cheesecake topped with a chocolate caramel sauce. And flakes of gold on top. And I said we are truly in a first world situation here when your friends are eating goal goal for us. Anyway, Steve happy birthday again pal day. Belated, Steve is our UK correspondent, of course, you know, him for his UK updates. But he's also a man with a font of information about all things of his homeland and sometimes folks right in or call in with questions about how they do things there in the UK and they like to ask a Brit. So here's the man with all the answers, Mr. Steve Ashton. Hello ralph. Well, this one comes food related woman. I'm so Eddie should enjoy. This on comes hot up the hills of the of the week when we told me about salad cream. Have you had a choice to trying to sell a cream yet? I haven't but I've been promised some salad cream when I do the UK tour with Hollywood Babylon in may testing. Now this one comes from his from Grand Rapids in Michigan from Joan Gaffney. He says Steve you by fall, my favorite member of the group. Just under out the Nettie on I forgot about Carrie. And then as Reggie so you'll buy all my fifth favorite member of the group, kyu-jung ethnic. I'm he continues to rights. I thought let's sausage walls. An Irish thing let's say dry athletes Irish thing made from out some blood encased in an animal intesting, but Google told me I'm wrong. Could you shine some light on this for me? It's Everett things. How popular is it? Thank you could son have swelled. Well, Joe as you know, because I've talked about it many times on the Ralph reports come from a local line of his and. I've always said this many Cajuns until my great great grandmother used to Butch. I'm also full King, George the full. So. Do you know what it is Ralph? I don't I've heard about my whole life. But actually don't know what it's made up of awful cold pudding. So basically, sausages filled with blood that a coats and dried and then mixed with FILA until thick enough to solidify when the cold now variants all around the world, and they tend to be made from pig cow shape, even duck and goats look can be used a regime ably. If you're a printing sites, and it's. In Europe in the Americas. Typical village of that type of siltation CU include fat, suet coal meal. Bali and in Spain Portugal Asia own over the will have their own versions of suffrage in Kenya. They have won't cold that material to digital dishful people central and Kenyon, and it's type of sausage. Now. The really halted phoned up to the US supermarkets a puff from if you're in sturgeon bay, Wisconsin. I'm yet because local grosses around that produced book subsidy to the lodge Belgian American populations now, let's sleep is different to black pudding pudding. Now black pudding is type of lit sausage. That ridge nice into UK on an island. She's maybe Joan was referring it's made from poke poke beat so and cereal of things like Bali and outs. And that's stuff's in it. Now, the high proportion of cereal alone with these of certain hubs such as penny Royal headed up before. No. It's also known a school mint. Mosquito plant and pudding gross, which incidentally names that some canyon came with thinking for the next child. So in Scotland impact some chips, sell deep fried butted black pudding because savages. I'm. Some noble color, easy for me to some novel cooking uses for black pudding in cleared black pudding ice cream, but more conventional way might be to have black putting with scholars do you like scarlet Rothe? I do. Yes. On me too. Now since one thousand nine hundred the world black pudding throwing jumping ships of been held at have been held in a place called Ramsbotham the human troop lice that he was competition. Invokes the traditional Lancashire is

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:28 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"John. It's it's like in that thing you do when that song as really slow down. And then like the drummer just picks up the beat. Yeah. It's much peppier completely changes that song a lot more upbeat. All my God. I feel good about myself. Fro celebrity birthdays. I'm Ralph Garman I walked into show biz beat. Well, we're not the entertainment news just yet. Oh, no. We still have to get a report from across the ocean. Our resident Brit Mr. Steve Ashton is here today with a UK update. All Ralph you make sense Rollins look like Seth Rogan. Do you know himself ins is he's wrestler is me, and you go I expect you probably did you video tight the elder wrestlemainia of the day. All known it's on loop in my house. I look Spice Girls are in the news. You know, I love me some Spice Girls despite sending the world into a virtual meltdown when she claimed that she'd slept with a Jerry Honan of the heights fame. Melby denies the claims in an interview this thing just gets more complicated role. So this is footage which is found in two thousand when she reported claimed she pitched all members of the group, but she'd never slept with anyone definitely not, Jerry. When else about tissue responded sensual as you mean, we've best nets for a long time, but we never had sex. But you also added in an interview obtained by a newspaper not going to say the name. And the first thing that she oughta get, you know, its own piss was kissed all abundance. She said she wanted to know what he felt lines have snow from the woman with a pieced. Punk a nice said itself. Alright. We have since then all hell, of course. Broken leash with it being claimed that Jerry doesn't want to be in the same room as now which may be proven by the problem on the will that was supposed to be embarking on. Now, the gigs are going ahead in Britain. But the main is chumps to the song is that they would gonna do some gigs around the world, but they decided maybe the not going to do that now because of the potential at Tate rows involve and inside a plane. So tightened up all the fuck. It's with Patti while you knows I'm sure money can get in through that someone's good point five million pounds to go do. Well. So I'm sure that'd be able to suck in for this separate rooms, exactly. Which apparently sucking. It was something that melt claims she definitely didn't do so Samaritans in the news. Ralph what's up with your favorite only. Elton, john. Kennedy. Only sales Joan would build a. Castle for his pet donkeys. And then decide to knock you down. This is the best fucking story ever. So so you have these fables stables built constructive this to look like Windsor Castle, and he's built at some donkeys and ponies they had in the in the in from the Chinese, but Celts in now says he wants to transform the sights on his Windsor states into a music studio leaving his full legged friends homeless now he's fall to plumbing appreciation for the proposed new building. He's looking to relocate the pets. And this thing that's resilience coach the donkeys can fuck off. Oh my God. How believable anyway, I'm going to go up and find by ser Elton? Oh, how well as you know. Well, no, I've often talked about this on the offer put my brief Guinea pigs on it's a bit of a sideline, and but I've decided to build them a new home, but just like Elton in the nineteen eighties. I think I need a bit of inspiration so much to buy a big book of bag of cocaine. Enjoy that, sir. And now because it's Tuesday it's time for TV tunes Tuesday. But here's the thing. We don't have jingle at least not yet. We had won a perfectly good jingle at some people really like other people bitch and moan and ruined it for everyone. So now, we can't use that jingle anymore. So people said, hey, give John Kuperman a chance. Let him give us a jingle and he did one and he put his in it, and it really wigged everybody. Right. The fuck out just that sent this Email in as an apology. Well, in retrospect, John begins Jisr was a bad choice. You think I thought it sounded funny though? Ha ha glad for the most part you liked it. I know you like the Monkees. He did it to the Monkees theme originally, I'm gonna send you a new version taking out Jisr and replacing it with something else. Here you go. So he sent us a new version see if this is more acceptable. This is the John Cooperman two point. Oh jingle of TV tunes Tuesday. No ges eluded. Yes. Here. We go. You know what day it? It's TV tunes today. We'll

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:02 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Say. Be so bad. You to stop its earrings hurt the airings when you. We're doing this who's your microphone. That's it. For today's celebrity birthdays. I'm rob garment. I walk the show. Now, so we can turn attention towards him. So he fucking pays attention to the show. Have for UK. Brought me out. A so bad mistake just picked up his microphone. He's been sitting like this whole time. It's time for our UK update with Mr. Steve Ashton up play this again. You make me proud. We got started. We talk about Michael sheathing earlier in the show biz beat what the fuck is up with this picture. I saw on social media this week with Michael sheen looking looks homeless Michael Steve doesn't look well home either, quite frankly. What was happening there? I wish take you home. Thanks. So I was in the virgin at pulse. Sorry. You were in the lounge urine. Lounge Heathrow tunnel three fucking beautiful. And I was hanging out that I'm Michael sheen. Go fucking Sony. Michael fuck in Shane in it fucking pitch. So when over that went skis me Mississippi. I'm sorry. Would you mind if I took a paycheck, anyway, no, no of calls because he's well you I know of. Said don't we took? We took a pay. And that was it. It's cool. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That was it. That was the entire interacts. That would I was the entire conversation. That was that was it. What else do you want? Well, I know there's more to the story. I know there's more of the story. You tell the story. Yes. I want you to tell the story. So I've been drinking heavily. Yeah. Surprise surprise. And I was thinking, oh, do you know why? Because I've done this before with Kelsey grammer. This is true. He did. And I'm glad I'm glad to Kelsey apparently, big rice, est. So I'm glad you didn't. I thought fuck it. It'd be great. If we could do something for the show, I'm coming over here. You my friend Steve Ashton on the Lao vote. Awesome. If that would have fun. So I thought if time then wouldn't be good to him them about six hours life. Six hours of drinking later Qin. Because I was thinking I was trying to but also some points being you'll house the the would. Cutting crew left to go and get a drink and left fucking fuck it. So I started pouring my own drink. I'm very generous. Yeah. You are as Pora. Yeah. So I pulled the whole fucking like three or four of those Leisa went and. On his little. Skews me in my mind. It was going excuse me. Miss the Shane I'm on a putt cost. And with my friend Ralph right on Ralph's like a big puzzle Seth McFaul and Kevin Smith. And I'm about to go on a live show. That's your head. That's in your this is what I'm saying in my head, right? Mine too foamy. Good. His. I realized the good thing is I realized as you were asking. So I know. Finish my second sentence bikes. So my my Paul.

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

05:39 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"I had more than me apparently is my wife. Did you not see his both screw up? Yeah. We're over three tonight by the way, enter Lexa bowl. So I can sort of just can handle tighter says whereas you can't do it. There's no way Steve's give up. But I'm here now. Where's my bag? Give me my bags on the side. Okay. Take care of it. I don't feel comfortable without my bag need it. We'll get it to you in a minute. Sounds good. The Kerry as of yet does not have name for her fan base yet fan base you do. Yeah. Those of you were here tonight. One of the reasons we appreciate you being here. As tonight, we will be voting on the name for her fan base participating in that was so exciting. We're going to we're going to have to lock it down tonight. Okay. I like some people suggested the carry on's. Oh that wasn't either stuffing something in the overhead bin where I'm sitting which I don't like or the the word carry in which means like a rotting corpse out in the sun. You know, like, no carrion that work call I call it. A course Christ Eddie come on. Who knew that? Show of hands. Barely barely. I knew that Eddie barely a lot of people fairly a lot of people. So there's been Kerry trooper there's been a bunch of meth thrown out there. But we're gonna nail it down tonight for sure. However, there is a fan base present here tonight. I'm sure if the assholes are in in attendance. Little back story the previous to live. Ralph reports that we've done we we format it pretty much like we do the show which is Eddie and I come on. And we talk a little bit. We do holiday holiday, and we do the show biz news and then tucked away in the show as a little breath of fresh air. We put the usually the UK update or ask a Brit with Steve Ashton, and that's how we've been doing the live shows as well. But people have been complaining they don't get enough Steve Ashton on the show. Where's Steve for the first forty five minutes of the show? We'd like to see more steam he's hanging out in the costume for an hour. That makes me feel bad too. I show we had like Julie Bowen came up here into Shakespeare or something in the alley. Dress like Elton John right now sitting there waiting. Like, a really sparkly LeMay jacket and sunglasses produces this shin. No. So I thought tonight we change things up a little bit. And we would bring the man out early. Now. Here's the thing as you know, Steve has now something to live up to there's a bar. That's been set. He asked to come out, and he has to make a big entrance. So we're going to play a little video, and then we're going to bring the man out himself. So here he is Mr. Steve Ashton Penn years ago, we didn't have quite sincerity, but we had different types of dancing done by a group of young people that were known as jitterbug, and that looks something like this. Gentlemen. Steve. Does your hair? I did it myself. Fuck me of I'm kidding. You already bro razor. Here's a story. When we got here tonight Steve Ashton had a full beard and mustache I shit. You not in the green room. He had a full beard and mustache you. Have you have hair on your chin? Fuck, you know, over the place, I should've broke because I had a proper be it rise. Ralph said, and I should have brought one of those like men trimming things. Jesus wets obviously can't hockey to my face. Tomorrom you'll like Ed Sheeran. Sway down. It's going to be fucks. I hope not. Duct tape and put it on your face. Earings are fabulous.

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

04:35 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"This is going to be fine. There we go. We'll see what's going on. That's strangely, soothing, right? Feels very nice and warm going on smells like campfires to nine going on good coming off fat. It's true. So we say I'm getting waxed. The first time is the hardest. It's like sex. It's awkward uncomfortable. Probably the greatest event, but if you continue it gets easier and nicer it does it's true. All right. So we're always gonna remember doing this. Okay. Fit. Holy shit. Hairs are. Hey, this quarter inch is coming out of underneath the Scots and seriously follicle. Sure. I sure do. Agam porcupine. Sure hurt. So you had such deep new. I knew I was This this one one. and this one. I think the stralia off the table at this point. No, you're being super super deep inside it. Come on. As ridiculous. Sorry. Laughing. I'm so sorry grim to do this or insane. No, we're so core was so hardcore well you have to remember. So there are a couple of things that I do tell my male clients one is that men actually had more pain receptors. So you feel it more. They're also closer to the surface of the sea literally are feeling it more intensely than we get. So there's a reason there is a reason does it also just because men are with. It's just really do actually feel it more intensely. All right. So we're just going to this out. All right. We're done. Come on. Finished it aside from show side. I don't wanna be lopsided. But this is good as it's gonna get. All right. You're awesome. I am not awesome. I'm big crybaby. But hurts like a motherfucker. My thanks again to civil Solan. She was the lady in charge of my waxing there. She doesn't amazing job. And I had to say all the gar members. She probably knows me more intimately than anyone at this point having been down around my crotch region. And then of course, later on in that same adventure. I was on all fours getting my butt wax as well. And that went pretty well. But the crotch area not so much. Now, it's time for number three three number three involved. Our beloved UK correspondent, Mr. Steve Ashton. Steve was in town recently because we did our second live the row report down there in Irvine California at the improv, and we invited Steve to stay here at the Garmin compound to be our house guest, which was wonderful. We had such a blast. It was a lot of alcohol consumed and a lot of laughter. But I was surprised at the bonding that went on between Steve Reggie the wonder dog. Here's Steve talking about there. Unique and special relationship. We haven't done much honest. Been a lot of work and a lot of drinking a lot of sitting around the house. Yeah. So be that. So, but it's been a really nice sitting about denim. It's been really nice hanging out on day. Eight fights perfect for me. I don't I'm not a big school. You have to do something because you will somewhere fucking high goes show him the this. So let's go take him to this place. I'm not Hollywood sign and get a photo in the genome can get download the AFL online. So not that person. So it's been perfect for me this last week. So well, my wife adores you my kid doors. You might dog adores you they have excellent taste. I don't care if you so much, but the rest of the family seems to be very enamored with you quick story. Of course, should we watching the eagles gamed? We are recording this on a Sunday after which the brutal heartbreaking loss of the eagles against the Dallas Cowboys sits in the coin minding my own business. Obviously, you will get very emotional about the game..

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

07:54 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Line. Phone is ringing. The good is. As I mentioned, a lot of people left some very complimentary voicemails for the Friday show, which was me talking to our friend, Mr. Steve Ashton, who people know, he's funny. They like him on the show. They know he does the UK update. And now ask a Brit, but they didn't know much about him. So they got a chance to hear his origin story as it were. And it was really cool and this lady in general had something that's gonna make Steve very happy. So I wanted to play. I was listening to your interview with Steve ashen. And I looked at the picture you posted helix great has he lost weight. Yes. He has is lost about fifteen pounds. Just ask him try to avoid that topic of conversation. He says it instead of high Ashton if you're listening they go. All right. Can we can we can we put that the bed now? But of course, by the end of the trip who's blaming me. He was like, oh, I didn't drink for months, and I was working out. And I was eating well, and I come here, and I'm eating all this bed back. I'm drinking all the time. And I'm not working out blab. He brought you the liquor bright. That's I'm the victim. Yeah. He really portrayed. Honestly, you are by the way. He he had an awesome time. So it's a small price. I think maybe put on another pound or two or whatever unit of measurement. They you there. The UK Rams, actually, I think they use panels. It's weird. They use pans pound. Yeah. But this, but then I think fourteen pounds is a stone. So they go by stone. Like, oh, I'm ten stones dorm pounds. Yeah. Okay. Very confusing. Stupid. Eddie. I thought you might wanna know you. Gotta message your whole weekend. Congratulations. You've ruined families Christmas. Perfect. Hope you're happy about that. I am. Hi, this is Janette from Long Beach. And this is a done you Honey message. So my four year old is really into Christmas on so I need to and I want and I'm wanna tie. I wanted was she married Christmas. And instead I wanted the Pondimin for Christmas hopped up, and I was like, oh, I'll listen to it for anything. Now, that's all my son wants to listen to keep saying I want to listen to the hip of. No put it out there. This woman says oh, oh Eddie Pence recommends all take a listen. And now her family's Christmas is four year old loves it. And guess what would her four year old is a sixteen year old? She's going to hear that song. And thank when he was four years old and think fondly of that. Yeah. But you know, what it's still going to be I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas. That's the one thing. You can't avoid this next. Call. I thought this was. Well, confusing high row this is Dale from kennel rats. I'm calling about the outrage about baby it's cold outside. Which is ridiculous. I'm wondering where the outrages for Brenda Lee's rocking around the Christmas. Tree. Why have a listen? Did you hear that fucking pie fucking pie? It's anyway, love the show locate my Bethune this very creative use of be. But it's pumpkin pie, sir. Not fucking pie. I felt the lyrics were fucking pie. And no, it's not. It's not what Brenda Lisa lyric. Noah's upset it. We'll have some fucking by. He very humorous introduced himself as coming from the rats, which now is the catchphrase that everyone seems to be calling in with. Local watering hole. The local the local bar that Craig called in from last week, but kennel of rats where he was drinking apparently. And I I of I played that call as an example of how not to drunk diorite, the route report hotline that was the point of it all not to encourage people to do that. Or Nord really to start a cult of kennel of rats that people seem to love this lady not only called in drunk, but way, off the Mark in terms of what she was even talking about. Wow. I need to know where the catalyst fish guy actually was calling from. 'cause I can't figure it out either. And almost peed myself on the way to work, and I'm calling new drunk too, though. I know where he's from. And I was going to Email you drunk, but it takes a lot longer than calling you Trump. So the cutlassfish guy needs to call back when you sober and tell us where he's calling from. Thanks bye. Okay. Not kettle of fish, not even close. It's kennel of rats, and it wasn't even. It's not kettle of fish. My God woman were you in front of me to say line in Salt Lake City. Anyway, you'll all be happy to know that Craig did call back after her does talking about him last week. And he wanted to clarify exactly what was going on with the kennel of rats. Hey, Ralph Craig here, not with a kennel of rat. I said Craig with the cannibal rats because you played my call about my tumorous eating each other rats last month. Yeah. Anyway, clear that up for yet. I doubt craft my pant. That was the funniest thing ever. In fact, the great thing that ever happening now is you doing my drunk voice? Now, it could be added to your legacy of voices. Anyway, love it. I'm not even really love. You mean it by a good one though? So Craig if you recall, I was talking with getting a pet rat. And he did call in talking about his pet rat how they tend to develop tumors when they die if they're in the same cage one rat will eat another rat. And we're talking about the cannibal rats, right? So he was trying to identify himself from his previous phone call. And so what we thought was crime kennel rats turn out actually to be as Craig cannibal rats. So now, we know exactly what he's trying to get. It doesn't mean it doesn't it's kettle of fish at all nor does it mean that KENDALL the rats. I think is ever going away anytime soon at least and the last call we got was one of those. Hey, what does that mean calls? Hey, greetings from Minnesota. It's cold as a witch is ten here. We're in world of that phrase. Come from or is that just some dumb thing truckdrivers said to me one time love you mean life. Yeah. You know, what I more than anything? I'm curious to know why you're hanging out with truck drivers. Are you at the truck? Stop what's going on both. We'll truck drivers sounds like one. You know, I was in the restroom there and truck driver said to me. Wow, that's cold as a just did out there on a warm me up four with your mouth. Good question, by the way, cold is a witches tit while I was in Salt Lake City, Utah, by the way, I was I mentioned I was in twenty eight degrees. You did mention. Yeah. Twenty eight degrees. That's cold. That is cold as a witch's tit in Alaska. I believe is the whole phrase right now, I've always heard cold is a witches tit. And then I've also heard cold is a witches hit in a brass brassiere. Oh, I've I've heard coz which is hitting Alaska regardless why which hitter. I don't know. So colds, why are witches tits so cold. And where did that come from? Well, you'll be happy to know, sir. We've got a service just for you.

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

02:46 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"And then you know, you do what you do just get there. Just get there. Anyway, people are loving this segment. Ask a Brit where he helps us understand why the Brits do things so differently than we do here. The United States this Email came from Margot Schultz. She wrote Ralph having watched a few British comedies. I was wondering why do they have so many words for genitalia bell end Muffin whatnot? Be mario. Well to good question. They do have an infinite seeming. Infinite number of euphemisms for the Pena's and the vagina so who better to ask than our UK correspondent, Mr. Steve Ashton with a segment we call ask eight writ. So from mall. She says having watched a few British comedies. I was wondering why do they have so many woods but genitalia? I don't even have more than Americans. Do we? Oh, yes. I think considerably more. Well. I think. Between my legs. I'm looking at my gym. I tell you what. Charles. Thank my winkle. My crown jewels. My my plunk Joan summits, Michael my pedal, thirsty ferry my wedding tackle, all my swinging cult. Yes. Exactly. Okay. And that's just a penis. I actually think a lot of it. Taken it. Right. This is what official. So if you are somebody's a big expo English language, do not as no. But this is my opinion. I think a lot of it comes from literature like Chaucer. Have you read the country tales Ralph oh years ago back in school? Yes. Rocking. Rough. Slog to get through nights. No sense. But essentially, the the country tells its story about a bunch of pilgrims travelling together undecided to tell the stories and my cost is chosen have lots of references to join us. A lot of them. So in some way, I guess commute with a different would full of JJ was an assessing. So, but he used the term acquaintance, which became the would count. The meaning of the word queens is a clever accumulates device omens. Or an elegant pleasing thing. Which is always been my experience always pleasing. So that's one soul. So we need to different sub. I think another soul could be cocky Reimann slung if the youth Amelie with that. Yes. I am a little bit. So not begun in the nineteenth century sorry. In London in the east end big where people would use rhyming terms to describe something He was also also used. used the United States. Did you know about? No, I didn't. Actually in you'll mecca woods by the criminal underworld of the west coast between eighteen and nineteen twenty..

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

02:45 min | 1 year ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"That kids is from a time. When Paul McCartney used to make good news. I just played that to show you. There was a time. That's it for today's celebrity birthdays. I'm rough garment I walked this show biz beat. What are the other calls? We got on the report hotline this weekend was a call specifically for our UK correspondent, Mr. Steve Ashton. This guy had a question that only a Brit could answer. And so kicked off a brand new Segui? We'll be featuring from time to time here on the show called Esco. Brit. Steve thanks for spending some time with me outside your usual. UK updates. This caller Zack left a message for you on the Ralph report hotline, and I wanted to hear from you. If you don't mind talking about something that the Brits do that. We don't do here in America. Is that okay? And I just check this time and a half, isn't it? Yeah. Absolutely. Yes. A little something extra in your packet as they say. Simonov of nothing. Okay. Cool. Hold on here. This is as exa message that he left. Okay. Hey, this is money teach. So I two star general. Sitting here. Another question for four for Steve. So I just learned British people when they can't say you have credit card numbers in sequence like four four eight eight or we say like forty four eighty eight. Apparently, they'll say like double four or eight which I would never thought of saying. But my question is what if they have three in a row like zero zero zero g you go like triple-zero double zero one or zero you know, or zero w there or you know, any fun to those. I don't know how this very perplexed. I dunno. Steve can help me with this since he's the only British person that I possibly could ask. L M B by now I did that. No this. Do you guys say double fours when you when you're looking at a long number like a credit card number? Sure haven't ever given any thoughts. I think Zack needs to see. To get stopped smoking. The the bump pie. I've never really considered anything. So all right. So so for example, my cell number is so the numbers zero seven seven one one, and I would say zero double seven double one. So I would say that say double role than seventy seven eleven. Right. But then if you think so we don't you get a free phone number of Doug charge. Right. So what what is it is one eight hundred right? Yes. Exactly. So I would say zero eight hundred eight hundred so I would say like eight hundred as opposed to oh, a double-o..

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"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

The Ralph Report

02:05 min | 2 years ago

"mr steve ashton" Discussed on The Ralph Report

"Here's old today i'm ralph permanent walker showbiz beat you just a couple of minutes will be getting two part two of my interview with mr kevin smith i sat down and talked with him just after his heart attack and by can't believe it's only a week ago we will talk about how he feels now after the fact we talked about the heart attack itself in what it was like to be in the hospital facing death now that he is spin treated and is recovering how does he feel about his life about his heart about his lifestyle changes he's going to have to make will cover all that stuff in part two of today's interview but before we get to that because of the weekend with the oscars and the razzies we like the thing here in southern california the we're in the center of the pop culture universe however has more to the world than just la and that's why we have to check in with our man in london from time to time our uk correspondent mr steve ashton steve ashton how are you sir all i'm well ralph you long bold mounted of masculinity hunk rights but he got first today well finally enough ed sheeran's in the news go now he made the news actually it was actually last week from perfectly on his due to the premiere of a new documentary old about the creative process behind the writing of his new album now there's no denying that sheeran is a talented popular musician who conroy or at least plagiarized very well the film apparently fails to find anything else to say about same on you know why they isn't anything else to say about same he's lengthy mc fucking blend but the might be assists aside the comes out in the documentary in one particular part he seem lamenting about the level of fame that he wants to attain now he's filmed as saying if you don't want to be bigger than a you're in the wrong industry i don't want to be the male adel i won't sabeeh dell well add you've got a headstart because you all a massive quayum i.

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