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"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

05:36 min | 8 months ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Thing have you set up to. Do you know. I'm begs that speech. We sent a teleprompter. Matinee have gotten earthy details. I was just speaking from really. It was a very emotional time for. Did you see me said goodbye to my family before. I left for his helicopter. You mean when eric air kissed you did. It seem to lack some sincerity given the followed you onto the helicopter. You must have more questions. It is a french president. donald trump. Okay i guess. I have one mr president. Tony romo with abc news. Thank so much embiid. Last night did was extra. Yeah at the farewell event you created for yourself at andrews air force base your supporters chanted. We love you and thank you trump over and over at length no. I couldn't help. Thinking of television movie starring christie macnichol where her brother is rescued from a cult. And while they're trying to de program he keeps going into a trance by shouting father father. You aware that repeating false reality colt tactic. Are you aware that every channels aries. It's in what house. And i have never seen such christie macnichol movie. You fucking pizza. Delivery boy enemy of the people mr president. Respectfully i do not now. I have never delivered pizza. Not everybody named tony does. I'm proud to be a member of the press corps which is not the enemy of the people but a vital part of a healthy democracy. West sank you. Clark kent cannot have been reintroduced john. Okay all right all right Candy lagman again from the new york attitude. Why did you say in your remarks that you will see the white house press again. I'm grooming a rake for residents. I'm just grooming him his house. Okay but why did you say you would see the white house press again. You also said we will be back in some form without the gelatinous mass. Like an alien life form. Is that true resolute. Back as the gelatinous mass fuck is wrong with you onto. Even i might be able to build more money from cult. I mean if they sink. I am coming back cannot have another question. Is your last johnson before you get another jones all right. This is emmett manning from new york newsday. You said that you would never look across the table from one. Another in florida and say well. Maybe we have worked harder. You said you can't work harder during your four years in office. You play golf for over three hundred times. It seems like it might have been possible to work harder. You also had executive time filling the morning on your official schedule executive time which was revealed to be watching television. That's literally thousands of hours of watching television and yet we're supposed to believe that you never so that christie macnichol movie about the brother in the colts. I spent many hours watching documentaries about your mother's what emmett manang. My mother's twad sir has not been and will never be. Your refuge from justice cannot have another question. Jimmy tingle with the boston accent. Mr president even president nixon was able to reflect on his mistakes. Are you at all chasing chess. Bank they will not learn to ma because a donut were busy. They don't just say it mr president. You don't repay the loans right. What kind of press conference is this. This a don't repairs alone. I can't say why you say it. I just knows it say it. Do you repay the loans. No but i do not know if sets was there won't loan to more. I cannot speak to motive always remember that. Anyway sir i said recent are you an all chastened i hate..

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"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:53 min | 9 months ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Desire french president trump. and i'm yours today for the weekly french president trump presidential press preschool. I shall now take questions from z. In the midst of people yes. Thank you sir. Mr president jimmy tingle here with the boston accent. Mr president many people are calling for your removal to the twenty fifth amendment. How do you feel about that. Starts uniquely. I am very strongly mentally what people do. Not realize is this a presidency as very stressful seco figure. Do you have any idea how hard it is to. Put the ball into a hole with a stick. Do you do mr president. I would imagine that the presidency is very stressful it ease did you see easy congresswoman from colorado objectives the electoral votes about belt congresswoman berber. To gun she was fucking amazing. she very clearly. What kimberly give for a school of political oratory so as president. I have to decide. Should have care or should. I make her vice-president don't should i give to junior or three. It's a lot less stable. President would crack. Do you have ma. Eleven thousand seven hundred seventy nine georgia votes. Mr president respectfully no. I do not next question next question. John nelson thank you mr president. Tony romo with abc news. Mr president. how would you characterize what happened on the capital and on the streets of washington dc on the day. Congress counted the electoral votes. Tony at look good next question next question when expensive yes. Karen van carlson oei and it was quite a day sir. You looked so good. Sink you karen. Next question next question. Mr president jerry. Manning new york news. Mr president people are comparing you to cult leader charles. Manson you incited violence among insurrectionists that you have been going for years i did i didn't inset pacifica receiver legal dawns on what words i can use that would make it look like dig newton set. Do you have my eleven thousand. Seven hundred seventy nine. George averts note sir you told them to march to the capital to give the week. Republicans pride what did you think they were going to do when they got to the capital. I'm sorry grew. I said say what. Stop at c. Pillar immature capital and you know. Picks in knits from one another as beards maybe botanically necks and what drew up another trump fish. I'm on my does now. Do i look taller charles miss. I don't know how tall charles manson was. Sir i can't say exquisite john west mr president right. Thank you sir. Herod stupid with the seattle. Would you say that we in the american flag at the capitol with the trump flag is an arguably un-american. I love the american flag as you are want humped in american flag that do not new. I think i might actually go down. On the trump flagged zazi mag trump flag. Do you have any votes for me at no sir. I don't next question next question. mr rest. good looking man or a disaster all. Thank you sir. Tom snell from cnn as sir when ted cruz ran against you he called you a pathological liar. Now he is a leading figure in spreading your lies. What happened to ted cruz. After i became zero again presence don't shell nominee can't crews took a long look at his wife and realized she's not prize and that's when the began to suspect said his fuzzier shut jfk since nah have become very close sometimes let it nat. We make farts. We'll see catch pillows. Cruiser would sometimes had eleven thousand seven hundred seventy nine georgia votes under zico shows and i would have to look them. Would you like to have a presidential medal of freedom. Zahra half off for the next couple of weeks because as are dealing days thank you know sir can give these things away next question john. Next question trump president trump flag. You are whole dang. It is mr president. I would like a presidential medal of freedom. Do you have any wrestling experience. No i don't. I don't sir all right karen i could give you some much that flag to what has to net and now will present you with your medical. You will have erin did karen next question. John yes mr president. Thank you so much jimmy tingle with the boston. Accent mr president. What about lindsey. Graham mr president before you were the nominee he said if republicans elected you you would destroy them then he became one of your big supporters. What do you think happened to lindsey. Graham lindsey graham is a mystery even to more zero been times when i have newt even wanted to support he just got the hang around is like a mouse. I could not get him away from wa lindsey. i would say your mother's calang. You have to go home now lindsay. Do you not have some work lindsay. We're going to have dinner now. You have to go next question. Nice west john. I thank you. Mr president tony romo with abc news. Mr president you told the insurrectionist that you were going to march with them. Did you tiny. It was a man. How are you crazy. I took a golf cart. Tizzy bathroom for cross six. I'm not going to walk a mile. Besides sayer knit clean just people. I'm going to walk with them. It's not kind of cup leader. I am let charles missile walk with zim. Ferry and smell could felt threatened. Nears him and not even know it. I like to be with people like dianne feinstein. I found near her. She at least makes a vase.

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"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

05:55 min | 10 months ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"And now we take. You live to french. Trump's weekly press conference. It is french president on and i'm here today for a weekly french. President trump press conference roles at shall take questions from zip breath. The short garrett's thank you. Thank you thank you sir. Jimmy tingle with the boston accent. Mr president mitch. Mcconnell has acknowledged joe loss in the twenty twenty presidential race. Might be doing that soon. Sir i did not seek sir. I can't mitch mcconnell's wi-fi elaine chelsea pave queen c. sweetest dealing g. He's story of political favors. however in manu administration. She is out as he secretary of transportation. Mr president sir. Respectfully you have to administration you lost the election. Well erase our dick run. Paul my new secretary of transportation is not six next west. John next question. Yes thank you. Mr president tony romo with abc news. Mr president you have continued with this delusional accusations of widespread fraud in the election and delusion now mfl princess we say cream puff on my head and you can talk to me like zet if you are not beyond say i would not even talk to you right now if you liked it then you should put the crown on it. Do you have a question bed bay. Yes your intelligence community has said that this was the most secure election we've ever had and you continue to claim that it was hacked yet homeland. Security treasury and commerce were among the victims of a huge suspected. Russian hack drew an update and solar wind software. And you said nothing about it. Why i had been so busy trying to figure out what not to wear it. You pedantic aggression. I sick i have decided on anything besides took and over again. Zits allow wind is good. Remember my funded joke. Where i would said Lang television is there any wind. would My followers love me so much. Do in nut -tuni- into sir. Do you want to bat of cream. Puff donate thank you sir. Knicks question nights west john. Just thank you mr president. Tom snell from cnn. Sir you've had a difficult relationship with your neighbors beside mar-a-lago in palm beach for example they objected to a docu. Were building and you claimed. The secret service required it which turned out to be false. Wait wait it could have been true. How do any of my fucking palm beach neighbors.

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:44 min | 10 months ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"It is ii french president swamp. I'm here today for the weekly french. President trump press combat roles. I shall now take quest. Germs from zip. Press mr president mr president. Thank you mr president. Tom snell from cnn sir. You awarded the presidential medal of freedom to wrestler. Dan gable there you were stuck reading the achievements of guy who lost only once and it. You just keep losing and losing. What are you in the courts right now. Aren't you like forty losses. And now i question yes sir. Of course yes sir. Who picked this recipient. Jim jordan dance threatened me z. Senate look room next question next journ reserve for. Thank you mr president. Tony romo with abc news leslie. Pizza journey go ahead. Thank you mr president. Despite publicly supporting your argument that you won the election is malania secretly. Packing and shipping boxes from the white house have carson. She has been sending hairclips. I does he try clean-air. She sends boxes of clothes to the dry cleaner way. Malania has closed and far here. She's never had to send anything to the directly nares but now she goes to starting smell very strongly so she books him up and since him to be glade. Haven't you noticed See her end. Sim singh twice she has. Let's have clues you only says. I don't care jacket. one time correct. She assume any clothes. She has more than you've ever see she has it. You can't make me care jacket. She has a number of cares. About fucking chris smith holiday scarf she had done. Come near me nut gown. She has a luck. You kids engages. I've got problems of my own mosquito. Repellent shot one next question mr abrahams president. Yes thank you thank you. Mr president john robinson with in-vogue news at your vaccine press conference you talked about. How will all be getting back to normal. Are you aware sir. That people have lost their family members children and friends in this pandemic. How can a vaccine make their lives normal. When i began my next term i will be pushing our great firmness utica companies to come up with sarah cure covid nineteen even in dead propel. It will bring them back. It doesn't medic. America only available through and god could cost me. What's in union. We are pulling out all stopped. Cutting regulation on says they can move very quickly and strongly encourage. Dan would do this. Which is why. I must have another term. It's called upper ration- what head next question. Next question asks karen von carlson o. a. n. n. u. of also claimed that the development and distribution of these vaccines will be the greatest government achievement of all time. And you are so right. It really is remarkable. Ease it really is. He's a get run. All it is our and no one can take that away from you. You might end up on a statute mr president and defensive atrocity. Tear it down all armagh teenager. If i have to sink you can own zits very brave of you. Day makes my blood boil to sink of antifa tearing down mass that you are everywhere. That's why you don't see one statue of walk into next question. Nice west john. Mr president i wish thank you. Thank you so much. Mr president jimmy tangle with the boston accent mr president. There is no question that if it works the covid nineteen vaccination will be a remarkable government success. Of course mr president as you know. Republicans have traditionally bent for smaller government. But wouldn't it stand to reason that if this great government achievement is possible. The government could make equally successful achievement when it comes to fighting poverty and racial inequality and saving the planet. Melania power. your fuck you. Don't touch me jacket next question. Next question christian guy. Thank you mr president. Tom snell again. Cnn sir if i can go back to the presidential medal of freedom ceremony here you are losing and losing and you actually had to read aloud. This wrestlers biography sentences like. Dan never wanted to lose again. What was it like to give an award to a guy who can't stand losing when every time they do a voting recount. You lose again. I did not. I got more votes than any sitting president in his story. I did not lose one. Yes but president elect biden got the most votes of any one in a presidential election. I came in second there. There is no second sir that would be like saying. Germany came in second in world war two necks quiz john next question. Mr president has elliott. Karin carlson again. Oh and joe biden's thanksgiving address only thousand viewers. He couldn't possibly have gotten eighty thousand votes. That's right just right sir. If we chose our leadership views reagan would have lost to the cast of the last episode. Besides that one thousand viewer claim made by owen was simply false. Tell that a president seinfeld next question. Next question mr. He's respect. Thank you sir manning again. You're newsday sir. You have asked the supreme court if you can join texas attorney general. Ken paxton in his case seeking to invalidate the mail in ballots battleground state paxton by the way is under investigation for alleged bribery and abuse of office or the courts like donut shops. Do the punch card and you get a free case after every dozen you lose. Don't you think paxton is just trying to get your attention to give him a pardon. I didn't realize he was under investigation. I guess he's pussy blair. In fact just before. A flower oversee fat in inauguration shown and drop blend lord of human faces on the heads of the attendees. I will be having a power than party. Z rose go dan. I have of course sensitivity tire family. They're very cute. It's one as a picture of what we cover and you open it up and it says come to guard didn't get your pardon or wait. A while to meet your widen. this bresca.

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"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

01:30 min | 10 months ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"All right. thank you mr president tony romo with. Abc news you have so far had forty of your election court cases either denied or dismissed. Stir president why do you keep this up. That's what she said on it. Sorry sir never mind. We have taken in one hundred seventy million dollars in donations for these legal fat but really tony. I can use the money for whatever i want. I would let forty judges shit on my ad. For one hundred. Seventy million inch western next question. Mr president s. Thank you sir manning. Again new york newsday. So do you think hugo chavez had anything to do with your loss probably he did. He was very upset when conrad their day was going to kiss. Girlfriend can make a fe and he felt very strongly that a girl should have one one special boy one you duck with to walk with cintas away. it should. Maybe he uses a good looking guy like me as threat. Sir sir hugo chavez is a dead venezuelan president so when he broke up with kim mcafee places game was holding back. South happens next question.

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"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

08:17 min | 10 months ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"It is. I french president. Trump i'm here today. Foresee weekly french. President trump press combat roles. I shall now take questions from zip. Press mythical income. Thank you mr president. Tom snell from cnn. There's lots of speculation about what you'll do after you leave the white house. Some people think you'll buy your own networks. You can stay in front of a microphone. Some people think you'll be like the sarah palin phenomenon where without the political power just faded away the masked singer and eventually even her husband divorced her. Do not talk to me like that. You let wet and president ozzy not instead. Sarah penance husband was never divorced next question mr i thank you mr the president. Tony romo with abc news mr pregnant. I want kids kids. Thank you mr president. You said that bill barr hadn't looked into the voter fraud. You claim to identify you. Said he thought it was civil but that it's not civil it's criminal. Why would you appoint an attorney general. Who could not recognize criminal case. Don't you think it's weird that you know more about the law. Then the head of the department of justice as you kind of back set up to me very early on and a lack that assert in terms of legal knowledge could cover for him but he really is an idiot he sinks civil case means there is no cursing loved and no longer have turned to homeschool bill. Back next question next question wanted you women. Yes karen van. Carlson oei an. Why couldn't you have press at your forty six minute opus on facebook. I can't think of another word for it. It was an opus. The way you fought for the votes of the right people to count sir. It was the most important speech of all time sank. You can. i didn't want press. They're the enemy the bell. Because i did not want them asking me questions. I understand and guilty as charged as a journalist. I have a natural powerful curiosity. And i would have done my damndest to ask you questions if i have been in the room. Can i ask you some hard hitting questions now. of course karen is what. I'm here far this voter fraud. Would you say it's bad very bad. Karen a follow up question. Sir if i may would. Jesus have approved of voter fraud. Zet is an excellent question. Karen jesus would have gone to georgia and starting counting verts himself. He would have climbed out of his manager and headed to georgia. He would've runcie ox. And lamb kept the little drummer boy. Could count peres in the georgia secretary of state reference bent down and then onto aussie swing states. Jesus would have used if flying reindeer or if you had to next question next question admits the president's. Gus has mr president on telemundo in your facebook speech you send me. Excuse me his opus. Yes do in your facebook speech. You said a friend of yours. Who's very intelligent said that after being investigated so many times for you to come out with a clean. Bill of health makes you cleanest person in the world. You do not have a clean bill of health sir. You are individual number one in the michael cohen indictment and the only reason robert mueller didn't pursue a line of investigation on your financial crimes. Is that a sitting. President could not be prosecuted. How are you measuring. The intelligence of your friend is rich and he does nitpick taxes next question next question years. Thank you sir. Admitting new york newsday sir on your thanksgiving day appearance when you kept repeating yourself over and over again why did you sit at that. Little doll furniture type desk made look bigger lack. Your mother's thuat in front of my penny next question next west. I president guy. Thank you thank you. Mr president jimmy tingle with the boston. Accent sir mr president. You keep accusing stacey. Abrams of ballot harvesting in fact she has registered over eight hundred thousand voters. What is it. You were calling valid harvesting. It is wednesday rosie ballot and brings a magritte into picks them. It is threat ballots. Grown from seeds are not for trump. Next question next question. This is the president. Thank you mr president. Tom snell again with cnn. Sir your facebook speech you said. Use me his opus. Thank you karen in your facebook speech. You said that. Joe biden was told to stay away from the election. You said he was told we got this. Who told you that. Are you alleging that those behind the massive voter fraud have come to you and told you of their private conversations with joe biden. Why out of remorse guilt than why would they tell you. A known liar have to know that most people wouldn't believe you when they go to the fbi the new york times. Every now is at brat. Eric is a criminal and hard pressed to sink of a stupid. They're person eric to golf magazines. Trump business gets ozzy money. We need from russia. Twist your next question concerns art. Thank you mr president tony romo with. Abc news you have so far. Had forty of your election court cases either denied or dismissed. Mr president why do you keep this up. That's what she said done it. I'm sorry sir never mind. We have taken in one hundred seventy million dollars in donations for his legal fat but really tony. I can use the money for whatever i want. I would let forty judges shit on my ad for one hundred. Seventy million next western next question president says mr president montoya with again sir. Do your lawyers ever bring any evidence to court. We done airs. That set would cause more money next question next question does it thank you sir. And they met again. Your new stay. So do you think hugo chavez had anything to do with your loss he did. He was very upset. When conrad there was going to kiss. His girlfriend can make a fe and he felt very strongly that a girl should have one boy one special boy. One bought you duck with to work with cintas way it should. Maybe he sees a good looking guy like me as a threat. Sir sir hugo chavez is a dead venezuelan president so when he broke up with kim mecca fan. He really wants places. Kim was holding back happens next question.

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"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:01 min | 11 months ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"It is french president trump. I'm here today for the french. President trump weekly press conference roles. I want to thank you all for gathering in front of historic. What get yard irrigation solutions. Bill dang i shall now take questions from zip press mr president birth. Thank you mr president. Tony romo with. Abc news mr president. Some people on fox news and some leaders in the republican party has said that you need to be given time and space to accept your loss. Why are you different than any other officeholder. Who gets voted out. I am really fell. Run tony romo. I come from a long line of unprosecuted. Criminelles chits and billy's have always been able to buy people off or sweating zen to get what we want. This shit is very jarring. I am niche. Only losing. I'm losing a way of life next question next question president. Thank you so much. mr president. Jimmy tangled beacon hill. Press mr president before the election. You said winning is easy. Losing is hard at least for me. It is mr president. Are you under the impression that there are people who liked to lose. I beat the shit out of melania in britain up and she did not command so long as she gets to decorate for christmas. She is up next question. Next question over yes. Yes yes yes. Karen van carlson. Oh a. n. what did you think when you came back from your golf game on saturday and saw the streets filled with joy of cheering crowds. You must've had a hell of a golf game. Sir sake you care on. It was quite good next question. Next question suburban. Thank you mr president. Tom snell from cnn sir. You have refused to concede the election. That joe biden has won by significant margins yet. You are still doing nothing to address the most pressing problem in the nation and the world the coronavirus. You don't eat with the task force and you yet to create a national strategy. Why do i have done. A crab. cubans are loose. You want to be present. Don't you think he will do a better job. His his wife is it took their. What has she done to cure it. Values has anyone noticed that. Dr jill but. Dan has done nothing but massage attention. Engine buzz sir. Dr jill biden is not a medical doctor. She has a doctorate in education. Everyone with dr in front of their name is not a medical doctor. And while we're at sir. Every medical doctor is not an epidemiologist. Dr have specialties. You've chosen a guy who reads xrays to head your covid nineteen task force. Why would we need an epidemiologist for avow. Reuss epidemiologists is for the skin. Epidermis you idiot See your epidermis right now. Your epidermis is showing ha. I'm sorry sir but a dermatologist. For skin and epidemiologist studies diseases within populations shit next question necks quest. John mr. yes. Thank you mr president. Mieko taylor with essence magazine. In a recent speech you referred suppose they you said were called suppression polls. You said they may even be illegal suppression polls. What does the suppression pollster. It is at balls. It is correct. Polling is not an exact science sir. Of course it is it. If it was a sales. I would not allow the information to be released in fat. Legally voters do not have to answer poster questions nor answer them honestly. Many of your voters are so ashamed of supporting you that they lied to the pollsters. That shows what you know you. Nba out there. Not shamed just like to la like me next question next question. Excessive thank you. Thank you so much. Mr president. jimmy tingle beacon hill. Press mr president. Why don't you just admit you've lost sir. Your child's behavior is damaging your legacy. Oh behavior is childish. And i will leave until i've pooped in every drawer in zero resolute desk and created a lasting foul smelling z. Lincoln bedroom and colored myself onto every president. Donncha portrayed ngo what else takes you head next question next question decides thank you mr president tony rumble with abc news. Mr president. Are you at all concerned that by delaying president-elect the transition process that you will be risking our nation's security ten should that care about security. This niche sean. Do you not understand that. If i'm not president i will not be able to strings for an ethical international. A business longer. Do you know what that means. I'll tell you what's edmund. Every day i will have to listen to. What did you lose the election now. I cannot much these patrols up a must have an unfair business. Evan taj or i will not be able to afford more fish. Beckel people will see the actual skin of my gosh papa. John next thursday yes. Yes caravan girls and again and sir you have fired. Several senior people from the defense department and there are those who save. Replace them with trump loyalists. Are there more slots to fill sir. Zehr may be keiron and our like to discuss it what you were there. Could you meet me in my room tonight. I could sir thank you karen and bring it rolled up magazine. We'll see how strong your department of defense can be if asked. I will serve sir next.

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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:37 min | 1 year ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"It is up French president trump I'm here pussy weekly French president trump press conference. I shall now take questions from Z and the me of Zippo. Thirst. You. Yes thank you. Mr President or Emmett Manning New York. Newsday. Sir going forward in Joe Biden's debate prep your being played by Google Villa. What do your debate prep sessions look like I wear and let scan song and I swang an van next question next question. Thank you Mr President Tony Romo with ABC News. Mr President. Of Your pizza right above now. Thank you. Mr. President the entire country has been humiliated by your performance in Tuesday night's debate. Did you prepare for it at all? I did. Their strongly forcing Tibet Tony that's what I want. A lessons there for America's children don't let yourselves be indoctrinated and always prepare. Do want me to demonstrate however. If you would like to serve, but it's not necessary. It's necessary to step seek communist set controlled by Dan it is. So you start talking I'll show you Mr President I really. Don't think it's A. Blast plus. Zero. Six, minutes? Let's move on and. Who It's mel mix every day Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Malcolm Munis S for it by name next question does the president. President trump please Sir thank you. Thank you so much Mr, president any Barrett Cambridge Chronicle as you know Sir, The New York Times has reported that you pay no federal taxes for ten out of the last fifteen years, and in two recent years you pay only seven hundred and fifty dollars. Do you feel that that makes your demands that NATO countries pay their fair share ring a little hollow I really the guy who should be talking about pain fair. that. Is Fake News fake news every time I bet big Mex Tex it do you have any idea how many big MACs up to have been present? I have millions of dollars in Texas next question next West John. Thank you Mr President Emmett manning again New York Newsday Sir to follow up on what my colleague was asking. You could prove that the New York Times is incorrect simply by releasing your taxes why don't you do that? At can knitwear least mitek says. It. The IRS has no such rule preventing you from releasing your taxes was there must be another very good ways on like maybe are in your mother's tweet. Oh Mr President respectfully, sir, it is not okay to refer to my mother's taught not matter. It is nitto. Okay. Nothing is okay. Anymore. I have seen to that I hope you are at presidential debate moderate tour. What do you make it? Look like was Chris Sixty minutes kids trusted caregiver I will tie you up and shoot apples off your head we at Bowen Arrow next question next question. Because I. Didn't here. Yes Karen Van Carlson A and If you'd like Mr President, I'm happy to slip your tax documents into my bosom. Give it the old fun. Whole treatment. SANK YOU KAREN All Right Patriot but does Antoinette be necessary? Next. US John. John To. Busier honor. Thank thank you, Mr Mr President Tony Romo with ABC News UC unable to disavow violent far right extremist groups. Why is that sir? Man Right, as you facing one because that would be my left and Zach would be an tiff. TEPA next question. John next question WHO's. Traffic. took. Mr. President, is it not true Sir that left handed people require special scissors and that can be costly in our schools. That is correct. Karen why can't we have you as debate moderator? You are so wonderful you are notorious Cava ca next question next question Mr? President Mr President a president birth. GOTCHA MR president on Danica Montoya with Telemundo. Violent groups like the proud boys should really grabbed of my boys done junior has practically tamed woman who shouted Suzy Empty Room at sea route Boob licken convention and Eric Hasn't said a word about saving money we got from Zebra, since you golf magazine interview. No serve the proud boys. I didn't know Sam next question question. Mr. Mr. Thank you to President Tony. Romo with ABC, News How do you feel that the proud boys that very night began printing t shirts and emblems bearing your instructions to them stand back and stand by Zach I was very upset back because if had not shut down closing line, she could have met. Of Money Stand back and standby braces stand back and standby bags and stem back instead shoes one shoe could upset them back and the other could have said stand back zigic. Love it. Next question John It's the president. Mr. Mr President. Your honor Mr. President Tony Montoya Again, have you forgotten that we have passed over two hundred thousand deaths from corona virus. I've not forgotten, but I was hoping you would next question next quest John Mr President. Can. Yes thank you. Thank you so much. Mr President, Eddie Barrett Chronicle do the president of the United States Really WanNa give tacit instructions to a violent gang. Do you think it was tested a hopes it. Got It. 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08:14 min | 1 year ago

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"Person. Thank you. Thank you Mr President Tony Romo with ABC News Oh. Good to see how are you I'm great Mr President how you cheese right? So you've got a little looks around right on your. Good. As you've course, thank you Mr President in the videos and photos of you while you're listening to the first lady's speech. At the Republican convention you sometimes look a little bit grumpy. Why is that sir? She said America deserves it totally honest. President Dont what does she think to say I'll tell you something turning Melania tortures me mentally she will not hold my hand. She wouldn't not sleep in my bed when I first became president she would not move into what else would. She said, she was staying in New York. So barren could finish school there but she was renegotiating are pre-nuptial. Agree more. I'm supposed to be a great deal maker but she ground me to find powder I will probably have to learn more Russian money. Malania is iron midden. She has fucking met of defy arch. Haven't seen Rudy Giuliani since she put in the tennis court and I don't know via under them or not. But she carries a tennis ball in her pocket and she waves at me silently when she is angry next question next question Sean President Mr. He's this. Thank you Mr President Leslie Steel with the Star Tribune their photos and videos of view the first lady, the vice president, and the second lady all without mass in the midst of a larger mass. Klis crowd again sir, why are you not taking precautions precautions and setting an example? Do. Not here's avast president speech. It's over Zimba just gone. I cured everyone. It's a miracle performed with just enough of guns help to keep my this next quiz John Nice West John. Yeah. Yes. Karen van. Call said Oh a N Mr President. These are very unusual times and you are obviously the only president who could save us. Would you be willing to serve for a third term? It would be very. Pleased Mr President please I guess I could if I can keep my hotel and continue to devise the monuments plus by raking in money using my for my business profits. Thank you Mr President next question. John Christmas. Taste. And Manning new. York Newsday Sir. What is your reaction to the fact that FDA administrator Dr Steven Hahn has walked back comments. He made at your press conference to announce the authorization of the use of convalescent plasma in the treatment of the coronavirus comments that were described as scientists to new. York Times as a grossly exaggerating success of its use. He won't be able to walk at all. If Putin finds out next question John Next Question Mr, President Francis. Your. Fairbanks for the Baltimore Sun. Sir You. tweeted the deep state or whoever over at the FDA is making it very difficult for drug companies to get people in order to test vaccines and therapeutics. Obviously, they're hoping to delay until after November third. Also tagged it to FDA Commissioner. Steven Hahn and the next day Han join you and making your exaggerated convalescent plaza announcement. didn't you bully doctor to making those exaggerated statement sir? I didn't really Dr Feelgood and anything he did it himself. If poorly hung on wants to say something he says it was there is threatened to ruin his career or newt sometimes at Dr Goes into work and this leaves to his wet coat shut that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with more or my campaign. Is it my fault if Don Jr. Happen to be on all fours behind him when I push Dr Hand? Slightly Just because Dr, funds a horse. Doesn't say anything about why or my campaign next question next question Mitch. Hedberg. Yes ally Smith with the Massachusetts be. What did you mean when you said God was testing? You seemed to indicate that you had a conversation God about the economy. Do do you talk to God and does he talk back? Of course I, do I talk to God I am part of God's plan. They want to consider this economy I did it before now we'll do it again with the help of God or God we'll do it with my help I. Hope God Asked my evangelical marks I'm a deep live or religious man in fact, jared threat to get a secure on put into the Oval Office directly from me to God says, it went gut knitted help he could call Sir the phone nine jared tried to get with the secure line to Putin. Whatever question next. Question. Resident. The President Jack Tony Thank you Mr President you were born into wealth and you've had so many successes. Mr President have you ever had to overcome something something really difficult Tony you've obviously never had your Dick in stormy Daniels mouth she it's got some teas next question next question. Three Karen van. Alway N Mr. President, would you consider putting God in your cabinet? Zapped is an excellent idea Karen. I will talk to God about said. Thank you. Thank you. Sir Next Question. Next was John Mr. President. Just a follow up question Sir members of your administration have repeatedly and brazenly defied the hatchback Kellyanne Conway repeat offender. Do you think like so many other things that comes from the top is coming from you Sir Hatchet. What does this hat checked? Matt Children Where Best Zero Burst Hose, he confirms Z. Canals it when the hatched our member because four months after Baron was burst I was fucking stormy Daniels I. Do know about Kellyanne Conway she might have had an egg. Sink. So I'll have to check with her next question. Next was John. President. Thank you Mr. President Leslie Steal Again with the Star Tribune looks like Tiktok is suing you what makes you think that social media platform it's a national security concern Kellyanne Conway Dutt Hair Zoo Xuejuan who came from the EG she's American secrets to Johnnie's government. It didn't good but I'll French trump have broken in code when she says I had my mother it means Joe Biden will be good for China. Nice question next question. President. Thank you Mr President Tony Romo again with ABC News so far in the Republican convention Sir there seems to be a kiss, the ring mandate even the regular people you interview or obviously.

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08:17 min | 1 year ago

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"It designed French president trump and I'm here today for Z. French president trump press conference Ross I would like to begin this press conference by showing you this chart. DC's this Arrow. Here's at points to see words we're doing ed or Amandus job see that's the kind of thing you thick news. Lack report, but zero tins UC's the chart where doing a tremendous job. Now, I shall take your questions Mr President. Thank you and it manning New York Newsday sir, we had over one thousand, four, hundred deaths in the United States just yesterday. How is that a tremendous job? Do season. Chart was guy. Got Joan Z. charged says. Hang tormenters job anywhere Mr Rasgas exit past I'm looking towards the future. I'm sure that tomorrow we will have as many philatelists fit ladies fit. Next question next question Mr Bryan. Sir. Thank you Mr President. This is Tony Romo with ABC News. Mr. President. 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Harris there are some reports that Mike Pence crazy to his pillow at night at the very thought of debating Kamala Harris satisfaction fake news. That's why you could even get an interview with Fox. News Sean Hannity told me last night while he was blowing. Manners said Fox. News would never hire a shitty report they're like you. Know Mac pawns and his wife Paul's very well, and I noticed that. After Zim, make sure no one is being ganders zip prayed together. And he has to get up. Early to come stare at the back of my head, he not have time to cry into his pillow, not even his map pillow next question Mr President. That's it. Thank you Mr Person and the manning again New York Newsday. It's early to tell of course, but the initial reaction to Biden's pick of Kamala Harris as his running mate seems to be very well received. Does that worry you? NITWIT rate. La Harris has a big problem ended rhymes with wack. She might even move into suburbs. Do you get my meaning? Can you see me wanking? 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08:17 min | 1 year ago

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"It is French President here of. French, president, trump weekly press, confound foul Ross let's see. Questions Begin. Mr. Thank you Auburn Jones Bloomberg News Mr President why would we award two under seventy six million dollars to count out a bankrupt photo company to Develop Pharmaceuticals Because the Panam, turned it down. Twist on next question. Citizens. Clinton. Yes. Yes. Caravan Carlson Mr President the. Liberty rates are coming down in some states. It shows fucking Democrats share so negative. I. Always like to be Positive Karen sometimes a sing song in my head. Going to win and stay out of jail for another four years. Because lead tells me. He loves me and he'll make me rich and Jiahoe Republican. Pouty has been my bitch. Wonderful saw Mr president however, sir, I meant the rate of positive infections has been coming down. Oh, no everyone should have it positive infect Sean. Karen I am America's cheerleader come on. Sing my positives don't on. Oh you're GONNA win and stay out of jail phone another four years why because of lab tells us so he loves you and he'll make you rich and the whole Republican Party has been your bitch. It's Pitch. was asked. How do you? So positive MR president. Thank you. Thank, you Karen has been mob beach next. Next. Next Course Jon. President. Your. Thank you emmett manning new. York. Newsday. Mister. President how is it possible that the United States the richest nation in the world could have one of the worst death rates from covid nineteen of any other country. Tim It we have one of the best rates. Is this jacked. Mr President, this is a bar graph of the percentages of deaths among white people infected with cope in nineteen. That's not what we're talking about. Mr. President plus. It looks like you've covered the end of the bar in Whiteout. Let me show you another chart. Way, I'm doing. Sir. This is a chart of malaria infections. But under my administration, we're doing very well with malaria next question next question. This is safe. Over here taking. Thank thank you Mr President Tony Romo with ABC News Mr President. You've said that our relationship with China has changed because the virus started there and they should have been able to stop it. In fact, they didn't warn people in time but didn't you do the same thing Sir by calling it a hoax by not warning the American people and taking immediate action by encouraging people not to wear masks by insisting on holding in person rallies. Are Terrible. I didn't I didn't know why ABC hired you fucking your Semite you are going to win and say how to jail for another Foale US why? Because land tells you so he lays lousy you and he'll make me rich Jehovah Republican Five. That's ban Bob Bitch. Sports. Next. Next question. Mr Predecessors. Yes Victoria Buckingham with town and country just a president. House. The Chinese social media APP, Tiktok a national security risk. If sharee. Gen. Figures out who all's he dancing cats in the United States communism becoming in through our nation's flappy Kantor coupons the Oval Office rug before we know it next question next question John. teasha Johnson here with bt News Mr President dish teacher. You teach your. Yes Mr President Joe Johnson with E. T. News. You have said a number of times now that under a Biden presidency, people will not be safe. What are you basing that on? Jets right. When? Was it Jim by Dan President? Say Hey here. took. A look at this chart. No it's it's not death one, which which here heretics. Exact. Sir this appears to be a note written by child. Course it is. This is end not Ivanka route Chinois when she was in the second grade I carriage with rocks, it says bath can have more attentive enough love your Ivanka Bunka serve. My question was about safety under a Biden presidency. Of cars soon, people will be very unsafe if Joe, but down is president I know our heart as many people as I can if baton is. An sink I can count on Zee White supremacist to do the same next question. Mr President. Yeah. Thank you sir. Emmett manning near Newsday Mr, president both facebook and twitter took down a dangerous piece of disinformation. You posted saying that children are almost immune to the virus. Santa Censorship, social media sensors very unfairly Z.. Conservative spinach look at. This chart. No not debt. Gets a phone. No No. That's my tax returns I'm not. Here it is here look at this. Sir this is just a piece of construction paper with lines drawn and sharpy. You don't understand it. Okay. Here. Make sure you scissors pepper Masha volcano. Sat represents a child. I have a brand for this medical staff doctor said to me they said, how'd you this stuff it is on so zipper Kenner is the child. Now we put Zim Baking Powder de into child Zach Inchon's immune system. Now, Portland's vinegar which is embarrassed and what happens it comes shooting out see. This press conference is over..

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03:20 min | 1 year ago

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"Have Cer- matched to about he is my mentor in Zijiang Yo ruthless dictator club and I'm working on my distraction badge. So copy and I have been very busy. He's very proud of Ma also, we had to talk about arms control a told him that I need. My arms because in New York Yankees of asked me to pitch. Catch for them. So I have to control my arms to pitch Zan run very fast and catchable. If I don't have complete arms control, I'll get hit that nice west John next west jumped to say. Current Karen Van Carlson, Oei, and Mr President doesn't Dr Foul worked for Your Administration Sir. So doesn't it stand to reason that his high approval ratings for handling the corona virus a really your a high approval ratings I mean Sir who doesn't see that? Sank you can't run is it Democrats don't see that and it never trump hours Enzi ANTIFA and the Amer case and teachers who are teaching our students did Haitao Country I. Mean my approval ratings are very low ooh no one likes me. Oh they to serve many of them are in the majority so you just can't hear them, but they're out there. Sir, I like you Mr. President. Do you have a question for him? Shut about women, Karin Carlson is worth. Ten of you and ten is a very big number next question next question John Mr President. Lakers. Yes, Whitney. With the Huffington Post Tops Baseball Card Company put out a collectible baseball card and it is already sold out what your reaction to that. Really. Jackson I heard of debt because I was busy posing for the cover of sports illustrated tied next question John Nice. Quest John. Mr. Servings. Of Okay thank you. Mr President, Tony Romo again with ABC News. Fantastic Pizza. You make Johnny. Thank you Mr President. You said that you were very impressed with Dr Stella Emmanuel who I believe you saw on a video that you re tweeted she was standing in front of the Supreme Court with the tea party backed group calling themselves America's frontline doctors on the video. She says that people don't have to wear masks and that there's a cure for covid nineteen doctor Emmanuel has also made such claims as that women's gynecological problems are caused by they're having sex with demons and witches during their dreams. You've said she made some very good points. What are those point sir? Well. Funke has had a nagging yeast infection for a very long time and have you looked closely at Jarrett surely,.

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07:15 min | 1 year ago

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"Desire French president on trump here for the French. President trump press co fell rawls. I shall now take questions from ZIP porous. Trust your. Say Mr President Few Shahal, Buzzfeed News, the secret police that have been deployed in Portland, Oregon who wear military style uniform with no insignia, name tags, and both attacked and abducted, peaceful protesters who they throw in the back of unmarked vans. Why is this happening? Z. Reasons are being thrown as backups the unmarked van because they have not had hoses front-seat didn't need to. After they're handcuffed and they are being pushed towards van Zandt need to say. The A front-seat next question next Jones was president is. Mr. President, thank you Mr President Karen Van Carlson Oh. A N, am I correct that there have been no attacks from outer space you created the Space Force uniforms sank. You can run. Is that true I hadn't thought about it? But yes, that's right and effect news. Stream news then never cover what hasn't happened. That's red zone. Not what attack? Thank you Karen next John Next Question John. MRS Yeah! Thank you Mr President Tony Romo with ABC. TV Yes, Donny yech! Mr President. Why are you pushing schools to reopen with students in the classroom, and even threatening to withhold money from those who don't despite what the Science and the data tells us well turney its event. Ga She's driving me crazy every day. Will you kept me more foreign trademark so I can sell my shit. Aboard cannot go to. What's the protesters Baton Papa? Can't we have to park cleared with tear-gas again? Can we shoot someone? Papa. LAUNDER MONEY Can't we skim off the top of someone else's charity? CAN WE DIG UP? See Tennis Courts and see how much see bodies have decomposed I can't take it anymore. Tony I want her back in school next question. Is. Yes! You you show hall. Buzzfeed News Mr President why are you holding corona virus press briefings without doctors. Well Zach just goes to show what you knew. Pinky Dr Barracks is just outside the door, just briefings. If you listen closely, you can hear her scratching door, and and trying to bang her head on the door and shout. Wrong. Man Woman Camera TV West. Kippur. President thank you Gary Gander New, York you said in your interview with Chris Wallace that you have seen and read stuff that makes you say that schools are teaching our students to hate our country. What exactly is it that you saw red Sir our read Zip. Book and ventures of Liberal Democrat mouse who hates is contrary as a teacher reading that book allowed to an elementary school classroom, and the kids were crying next question next John. Independent. Mister you just yes, Mr President Emmett Manning New York News Day. Many people began in public service for a reason, President Obama says he was led by his Christian Faith Nancy Pelosi's father was Mayor Baltimore and she heard her father guiding immigrants to agencies. That can help them so often. She learned to answer their questions Hillary. Clinton worked with the Children's Defense Fund. So, what did you to public service? My Christian faith up Mr President. Your Niece Mary said that your sister Maryanne trump. Barry was baffled by your. Evangelical supporters because you only went to church if the cameras were running. Well, she is a fucking beach. Referring to your sister or your news? Yeah, bus motherfucking! Thinking might be genetic. I'm saying many. Don't ask me about easer observed fucking pigs ever again. Yes Sir understood getting back to be guided by your Christian faith. What aspect of Christianity or you gotTa Buy for example? Do you know the ten commandments of course I did a do not ten commence Zahle Shout. down. For me. Zahle shall have no other gods before. And I. Never have had a advent few. God's more than anyone. In the world, people are amazed to. How did you that? Thou shalt not make unto. Any craving image Zahle Shop, not make onto any graven image. That's a good one and I almost did once I almost made. And then I remember D. Commandment. Take the name of the Lord. She's giving. She's giving him the. Karen Carlson of Owen is giving him the answers. To. This or you're cheating on the Ten Commandments. Do you have a question? Do Sir do you are running ads that dramatize this idea that if Biden is elected, the police won't answer the phone in an emergency. Biden has said he does not support in any way eliminating the police. So why do you keep making that claim because it is true? If ben is elected president, don't no one answers if. But then doesn't inches if phone, I've tried to call him in his base. I got his machine. It said you have reached Joepat Dan. Jilin I cannot come to fund right now because we are out. This suburbs next question yes Jones. Thank. You thank you Mr President. Tony Romo again with ABC News Tony Mr President Thank you, sir, you said You aced the Montreal cognitive assessment tests, and that you have said it because you have a very good memory. Turney right Tony.

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04:57 min | 1 year ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"Nicer. Here yes Mr President Sir. The federal government is cutting funding for. COVID nineteen testing sites in five states most of them serving low income communities. Isn't that slowing testing down? Unidas this down. I didn't call on. You was about two grams. If push call on this lovely report that run here whereas bill bar. Where's my Roy Cohn? Bill Bar can with tear-gas gallery. Next question. John. Incident Mr. MR, President Mr President. What tear this this woman. This girl right here. Yes, he's all runs from the Lincoln Journal Star. Mr President in response to your accusation. That former President Obama committed treason senator Lindsey. Graham said quote I. Don't know what he's talking about. I don't have any evidence to believe. He committed treason unquote. What do you have to say to that? Is, Fan which Wa. I let him says that sometimes at tell him he can say. He disagrees with Wa then he can tell swing voters I. Stand up to trump just as my balls metaphorically speaking Knicks West John. John. Lester. Capacity. What Justice Emmett Manning New York News Day. Mr President to members of your secret service detail tested positive after your Tulsa rally requiring dozens of the secret service to be ordered to self quarantine in the aftermath. Do you regret pushing forward with a rally to put so many at risk? I don't toy gratitude. I feel fine. That is exactly what does best to happen Emmett. Everyone says French trump is destroying our system. No system is working. See Secret Service is supposed to S- rose himselves in front of. When a bullet is coming towards more or a knife or a poisoned dart or a raging font or evict covid, nineteen respiratory droplet is coming towards la C- system is working. Secret Service members took the job. It can't be all running barbells. It's at trump hotel and these things. There is on Bonte next question next question. As you. Yes, yes, Carla Motor with Riva dirty again. You keep, says you keep that it's testing that is causing the increase in the number of covid nineteen cases, however, the number of deaths in hospitalizations is on the rise faculty as well if we opened up too quickly, ignoring the recommendations of the task force and bringing our hospitals to the brink of overwhelm. We. Don't wonderful job butts. Effect News does not report that we were on the brink of being overwhelmed by meet Craven Carnivores with no hell cuts us. US Made America great again. Besides many of those people are thinking eat. I saw some of the moving. It is dead bull fraud next question next question Mr President. I. Thank you emigrating again. Mr President. Sixty five could be members from George Washington University Law School. Attorney general bars Amman says he failed to fulfill his oath. He didn't take an earth. He is an earth, but he has a lovable OAF zoo. He drives his car. He's feet I love that. Not Oath Oath. Oath Oh. Oh. Well. He fulfilled his Earth two. I couldn't be happier with him. He says that I can use be prosecuted and he got some sweat. Dale's for Roger Stern Michael Flynn. Presidential Medal of freedom away from Zach weakling rush limbaugh and give it to bill bar next question John Nice. Was Giannis prepared? Yeah yes, you. Mr President Tony Romo ABC. News, thank you very much Mr President. You Valerie much chance right Tony's Edison Railway Quest Ma. Did you all have Tony began? Go, ahead Tony go ahead. I loved on Roma, guide..

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03:01 min | 1 year ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"The supreme. Court has said you haven't followed administrative procedure to end the deferred action for childhood arrivals. What is your reaction? What is deferred action for childhood arrivals anti into. That Ah tell you what I'm upset resisted Prim car because they say I can't end Daca. President. That is DACA. The deferred action for childhood arrivals. That is DACA A. DACA. Is Well I was at that sooners? Anyway this Cortez. Lack me. That's the problem is they? Don't like me if I can just can't root better Ginsburg to take a little bit of Russian mob money. We could save a lot of time. No one would even have to argue cases if Sonia to my are, she's from Finland. You know which is part of Russia if she would take A. Test of Russian mob money every case they were just a great with trump would say what trump said. He's right next question. Nice, West Western. President yes. Yes, yes. Yes you. Thank you Mr. President Tony Romo again with ABC. News. John Bolton's book claims that you encouraged G Jingping to build concentration camps for weaker Muslims. Why would you do such a thing? I of tiny mass camps are going to be close fuzzy summer. Because of the mask wearing virus feeling Democrats, who did not believe a class, so see we are very lucky. Let's go to camp and it is a chance for them to concentrate. I'll tell you I wish I. Could a I never get to concentrate. Everyone wants something from me. Lindsey Graham keeps putting his hand on my knee I say Linda you are not that big. A star Malania wants money for Barron. What she dumped me. The evangelical want me to rig ZIG judicial system MNUCHIN. Want me to sun every checks it goes out. Rich donors want tax breaks. Par people want to eat. Black people don't want to be shot by police. Besides, if I don't get election, help from China or some contrary I'm head of poking when I'm out of office, my kids to Ivanka's face will melt imprison. I'll do anything I have to stay in office. Why did you write a book? That it, no questions, no questions. This has been a live broadcast of French trump's weekly press conference. A podcast network..

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"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

07:06 min | 1 year ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

"French president trump here for the president trump. Press coat foul wrong. I will take your questions from the press burglary hit you think you MR Indigo Miller here from the Portland Tribune. I won't go very good to what wonderful bless our indigo. You'd look so beautiful go ahead. You have repeatedly claims that you received a man of the year award from the State of Michigan but Michigan has never had a man of the year award or Michigan Congressman. Dave Trott says them two thousand thirteen. We asked you to speak at a Lincoln Day dinner that he organized although now he doesn't think you're fit for office and he presented you with a framed copy of Lincoln's Gettysburg address. But there was no man of the year occurred. Hear you very well because you are wearing a mask but sank you yes. It was a very strongly great under out to be Michigan's man of the year. And when Abraham Lincoln insisted on presenting it to I was very touched. Very Big Lake touched. We don't agree on to slaves but we have a lot in common Lincoln and in fact I drove and Lincoln for a little while next question next question. Mr President is president. It gets yes manning newsday you were really pushing for our kids to be back in school but right now. Our STRONGEST WEAPON AGAINST COPA. Nineteen is social distancing. Staying six feet apart from one another. How is that going to work with their young kids? Oh no no no. No no kids are different. Said adults kids are fast. They're small and run around Zach. Don't get our rouce because they run away from Z. Droplets Zika same run or Cup or skip. Zach virus have gravitated to nursing homes. Because Zach do not hopper skip so French trump shall make an executive on there that Pippo ends in nursing homes hup and skip next question minister. Liu Yes babs barker with Arizona Star. We making fun of. Were you making fun of former? Vp Joe Biden. For wearing a face mask I was making fun of Z mask for having Gel but then behind it. Next question please prevent. Hello thank you Mr President Tony Romo. Abc News good to see Tony Out. I have an Antipasto for you. Guys had the widower of Joe Scarborough's former staffer who died of an undiagnosed heart disorder. In two thousand one has written a wrenching letter to twitter asking that they take down your tweet suggesting that Joe. Scarborough murdered her. Is it necessary to turn up family's grief when the real issue is that you don't like Joe Scarborough because he mocks you on Cable Television? Does he muck me on Cable Television Room? I wouldn't on to visit being present. Dont TO WATCH JOE SCARBOROUGH MEKA BRZEZINSKI. Willie GEIST ON MORNING JOE ON MSNBC weekdays from six to nine. I'm not messing about jet show. I just thank. It is important to make sure that Joe. Scarborough doesn't kill again. I took an oath. You know to keep the nation safe and Joe. Scarborough HIS OUT SARAH Z. Loose on weekends and from nine. Am until six am on weekdays. We should want to check it out. Sink a minute pit bell. He could kill in Zach Thomas not to mention during Z. Commercials next question brakes you you Mr President Indigo Miller again from Portland Tribune. Lou Indigo had go ahead. Most of the users would have been thrown off twitter for the dangerous lying rights and incitement. You have engaged in and yet when they finally take the meagre step of printing a line suggesting that readers. Fact check your baseless claims about mail in ballots resulting in voter fraud. You say it's stifling your free speech I just signed up presidential or dare to regulate is shit out of twitter when I get done with them. Me Sean. Hannity and Brett Bart will be only people allowed by law to post on twitter. This stuff exists speech of one guy. It's not just a free speech issue. It's a hate crime. They're discriminating against my pit bell. Alarm Mazar was alarm. My father was alarm agenda Lars. Perfect checking are discriminating against my entire race beset as sink. Twitter may have killed someone next question of Minister. Right there. It's manning again New York Newsday What is your reaction to the Columbia? Study that says thirty. Six thousand people could have been spared death by over nineteen. How'd you acted a week earlier? And this makes you the opposite of George Bailey in. It's a wonderful life. Listen you mask wearing mother fucker. I will bury you so deep under. What else tennis court that you found Rudy Giuliani? I would unleash my box. Maga- wearing geeky torch-carrying. What supremacist skinheads? And they won't kills in next generations of your week undeserving family. You tell me a wonderful laugh you piece of shit our use your youngest job for medical experiment. I'll prove wants have four yet. The just under the skin of a child screaming for mercy is good for you. You miserable sanctimonious abortion next question. President resume ESPEC- president babs Barker again with Arizona Star. Well yes love Arizona. Dad's touch your your hot babs. Go ahead where he insisting that churches be considered a central. America is in need of spiritual get dance. This press conference is bell..

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"mr president tony" Discussed on The Dan Bongino Show

The Dan Bongino Show

02:12 min | 3 years ago

"mr president tony" Discussed on The Dan Bongino Show

"Go for politics because he's never siri he's entertained running for positions but he's never seriously run for office people who come up through the ranks there are local delegate their state senator their congressman or senator folks i've run for office it is disgusting the process is gross it's why i'm never ever running again do you have any idea how many people approach you with a wink nod for all kinds of like deals you know how many deals you have to cut before you make it to be president united states if you came up through the ranks congress senate low you know you were a local city council person you know so many people favors those favors are used as a way to keep you in check to hey tony mr president tony remember that time when you were a city council person and we cut that land deal yeah you know you don't want that going public right maybe we need to talk about another deal you're going to do for me now that may be a hyperbolic dramatic example but you get the point you see what i'm saying that the deal cutting creates a set of almost bookie client type relationships where you don't want people to know your betting over the years and the book you don't want me to go to the feds right trump doesn't need any of this he is so dangerous to the swamp because he will he doesn't he doesn't care you can see the way he acts the way tweets everything they tell him to do he does the opposite that's why trump is target number one right now at everybody in his fear has to be taken down that's why i laughed when in yesterday show and they said well you know bob molars or republican i don't care what are you buy the one the by the way the investigative team is stacked with democrats as we showed in yesterday's show notes map palumbo article but it doesn't matter swampy republicans need trump gone to oh don't believe me look this is one of the rare times by the way i'll put a cnn lincoln the show notes but it's worth reading it's actually pretty well done piece i've rarely do i do this give cnn clicks but a cnn politics piece joe.

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