17 Burst results for "Mr Portnoy"

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

Chicago Dog Walk

02:14 min | 2 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

"Paying for parking comcast making you hd option. You should always be that you shouldn't have mostly six now. But would you hit an extra button. I want hd if i have it right styrofoam coolers they don't fucking work. They always break and people that go by their middle names. No i brought. My brother-in-law does that. yeah. I don't like that one big move to i. My phone wasn't working out the other day. I was trying to figure it out. Couldn't figure it out. But for some reason i could call. I could do nothing else. I couldn't attack. I go on the internet. So i got t. Mobile on the phone. And i had to use the automated systems. They use where it's like. What is your issue. Press one office fucking person. So i can explain the issue. I wanna tell you. Yeah just put on. It goes so fast you get nine off any forget which one. Yes if i get to. They start option three. I hit zero like that a lot of times. That'll get you out reader. Yeah not talking to a robot is a big mess that should be on the board you know based on what we've said what you should realize it's so true you don't think these companies realized this all the all the quorum call customers. They know what's going on. They just don't care true. Yeah yup good customer. Service mr puerto. What's that what happened to good customer service. It just doesn't exist any. They acted off the balance sheet so they can have another earnings better. Yeah you're right. All right mr portnoy. Thank you very much for joining the show go. You don't have to comcast tonight. Might still do all right. Thanks again. I'm i'm happy. We trying to make this happen for a little bit now. So i'm happy. It happened dante. Thank you yes. That's it for everybody. Thank you for listening..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

Chicago Dog Walk

05:58 min | 2 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

"Once you get within the first hour you'll get to speak to somebody who speaks english but you have to understand the first hour. Okay she say mr michael and then of course my next thing. Don't call me miss the michael. Please call me. Michael mr portnoy. I hate mr mike okay. That's another fuelling. Mr michael mr our fucking lose my mind. So cable providers eliminate channels without telling you off the board This wants to me. I gotta go with you and you check into a hotel got some beverages. You wanna throw in there in your hotels. Filled hotel fridge is filled with to port for the hotel fridge yet. I'm not buying the mini bottles. When it's full. And then he got resort to other ice cooling methods for your shit is. It doesn't happen anymore. this happens. You mean dude. I i would love to go to a hotel and shit in there now. Now they're always empty because cova d- fucking everything that's that's a that's a covert problem. But regardless i don't any lifted up for forty five seconds and then they charge you then you gotta call down. It's annoying it's annoying. I didn't ask for that yet. So i want. You should be able to in the option. People do like it. But if you don't want if you want your mini fridge on full it should be not full like that. Do you like your hotel. For example i like the option. I like if you come home really fucking hammered in you need a water because you're gonna die the next day. Not having one in the fridge is like miserable actually disagree. Because that's the point. Where i be like i'll just pay twelve dollars for the for sure. So that's i would rather have the empty fridge and philip before like this is like a wedding problem. You're the wedding. Yeah i'm really thinking. Yeah casino trip. It's like you want to throw your shit in go have a few beers beers in there..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

Chicago Dog Walk

04:17 min | 2 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

"Yeah three percent threes is that what is three percents with the damn qadam. I don't know about anybody else. But i've had this happen in. The cow doesn't work for one reason. You gotta you gotta make sure you're not using out card misreporting. I i say that that's never happened to me. Never you've never had car declined well earlier in my life. I just didn't have any money would get to climb. But i don't think he's talking about he's saying that the michelle about you're talking about stock in this out. I can't see the damn keyboard or whatever the hell you need. Or i made a mistake. I made a mistake. Wouldn't account trust me. I'm very wealthy so the things never been rejected. I using a max out carton which is hardly ever anymore. Just always say. Hey that's a new card. It might not be activated yet. That's my ever heard that you can't combat it though dispute it. I'm not say get your wallet on. I think that's part of america. I love lining up like a couple twenty and then they just grab it and just on the bar that's cash bars pizza and then they'll put a shock lasts for your free one. They just grab and go. Yeah i think that's a very easy system i love. I'd rather pay mr portnoy. Did you ever get a card declined and say write. That decline hasn't happened very often but a couple of times. There was some problem with my car but people that have this particular cat and they changed the number on the cop. Okay and i still have the physical card in my possessive. And i use the old card. I didn't used a new one and it got to climb i sit. I stay hell's going on you. Because i forgot about all that they changed the number and you know not have. Yeah i could see that..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

Chicago Dog Walk

02:37 min | 2 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

"Okay you can do another one then all right thank you be very kind to me of course You know what else do you guys ever gonna supermarket by food carts the why do they have a caste only select side with six. I'ts in other words. That's where you're gonna fly through there. You only get five or six items only of course you people don't carry cats anymore. I'm an old guy. I still have some cash on me at all time. If i could go through the line and just pay with cash with five items. i'd be out of here in. Lincoln always bought okay so not cash only five items or less styles not existing because your grievance that's right it stood what's the point of having a fight thing i don't want maybe ten items and then you pay with a credit caddo. Is you people at sabin mold and you can give credit card but you can only have. What's the point. The mini. go take credit card. i'll do anything other than cash. We're talking real slow and hoping now how do you how do you figure how do you figure that slows it down. Then you gotta give them cash. They gotta give you change if you sweat your car one transaction. You're done it'd be added now. I'm a cash. let me let me amend that. That was a good point. Eight to admit. But i would say exact exact you santa claus carry quarters and diamonds and pennies pockets to pay ten sixty eight. You know what a bunch of guys i mean. I'm just asking for a little explanation. Here my explanation is you should have an exhibit ever here exact change anywhere no you you come in with the exact amount and you'll fly through the line. I gotta say mr portnoy. That pick really stinks i was. I got tricked into a. That's right ed for you hasn't read. I'll take the heat mr porn. That one's me. All far on the board of chris byrne arshile commercial burma. That's what that is.

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

Chicago Dog Walk

05:08 min | 2 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

"I've been holding the door open for people my whole life and now i know that the person i was holding the door i hate mr portnoy. But if i'm five feet behind you great thank you very much. I'll thank you as a nice gesture. If i'm twenty feet and you're holding it now. I have to do like a light job to get up to the door to be able to step. Yeah that's what i don't wanna do. I wanna leave anybody that does it at twenty is an idiot exactly. That's what i'm talking about. I mean you've never encountered that where you did you have to like hustle up a little bit to the door because they're holding them for you. Don't hustle anywhere. The people have the right thought though that stats why trump. That's what i said. I mean i think he's punishing them. Somebody's try punishing me human being. They're punishing me..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

Chicago Dog Walk

04:03 min | 2 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

"Two guests today. Dante's in for carl and on zoom you just heard on. We have mr portnoy joining us in the official grievances complaints peeves draft. I waited for you for this. You were the only option to yeah. That's nice no. I was the only thing. I could take that a lot of way. I think you're known as the rembrandt of complaints. That's why we had to wait for you. Okay the revenue. Rembrandt was a big complaint. Of i able but i did all i all right so. Here's the gist. Here mr portnoy. There's the four of us at the white sox. Dave chief dante knew everybody gets five picks and we go. It's like an order. you go in order..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

08:29 min | 3 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"Room. Is that i had opportunity to go to game six of the islanders game but i decided to save my money because going to buy tickets to game seven in boston and go home. Wash bruise wins seven at home and that didn't happen and i didn't get to go to a game with calcium so that was mistake that fire fest and but beloved bruins are now kicked out of the playoffs so you did make the right choice because you would have watched loss and spent money on a loss but school atmosphere. I don't know maybe could have been able to write off in my own mind collie which is a trip home. Get to think. Chuck sucks guy appreciate. I appreciate what you just did hank because that is the all time everyone does that. He didn't say. Write that off on my taxes. Right that off on my budget. No right that off on my own. Mind that it's so true when you're like all right wasted money on this but yeah well three hundred dollars more. I y didn't go out all kovin and also hank you can keep that in your back pocket as an example of vacation that you didn't take i miss those days of like in college is like all right. We'll have more money. I'm gonna go big tonight. And then i'm not gonna go out on tuesday and that's how i budget. Oh i mean like if you got sick on a weekend in college. It's like you look back on that. You like that honestly probably saved me four hundred dollars at checkout sick more often on. Oh that was sorry for everyone who's yawning now in their car. On the commute are good firefighter. Tank thanks is it. Ain't all right My fire fest. Is the pretend girlfriend that i never had is now trying to sleep with everybody else. On this podcast. Yeah i woke up to that. So that's that's a shame She got mad at me because she saw the video. that bubble. put out where i just. I said she's a friend and a professional and respected journalist in all the above. She's gonna fuck you harder. Yeah well now. She's like. She hosted a rogan podcast. Does she's media mogul hand. She's not just a podcast hosts either she is multidimensional. She does videos bet she gets paid for and she's now she's mad at me because i said that we're just friends. So she's lashing out. She wants to sleep with the impact entire podcasts. Right now which means that part of my take. It's going to be even more successful based on her past. Yeah so a girl that i was never dating. Broke up with me brutal. It's toddler for loss. But she did she also. Dm me to apologize later. Called me daddy again. So who knows stewart. Pfc you're not gonna get it over with. I'm not. I don't wanna force it. I can't i. I can't force it. It's like there but it's not you know trying to get you to on now. I'm yawning now. I got yawns up. My you're scaring me. You're scaring my aunt's just do it. I'll pretend that you're yawns aren't here. I'll just pretend they're not in the room. All right my fire fest is. I am officially with two kids now. I think i'm just officially gonna miss some things. So i it happened to be on sunday night when i came in and you guys were like. Hey you guys see trump pants. And i legitimately had not seen a single tweet it. Yeah i just missed the whole thing. Like i just missed it. I don't know if it was was doing. But then i realized i have to just come to grips with the fact that there are certain things also happened with tommy cheese balls video when he Rudely said that are starting rico. Costco has a dickey deal. I need you to do so in your stomach. So big you're dicky. Do i think it's your stomach sticks out farther than their this. I put i miss that so guess what. I'm going to be the guy i'm going to be. I mean it. Also accord davis. People told us which. I'm not gonna blame anyone else in this room but no-one said he's not on the titans anymore but i'm just going to miss some stuff hand up This is my pre warning that you know like one. i'm like. hey. I just missed that whole thing. I literally just missed the whole thing. I had no not even an inkling of the trump pants. When you guys were talking to you. It's it's actually a blessing for you. Yeah great excuse memory holand. Yeah yeah ninety percent of the stuff that i learned about on a day-to-day basis stuff. That actively makes me dumber to know. Like when i saw the trump pants i was like all right so some people are saying that. He's wearing pants backwards. Some people are saying that he didn't iron his pants correctly some people are roasting me saying that they look like my capitalist pants and then six later i completely forgotten about it. It just took valuable. You know what his pants. Were living rent-free in my head up right now get. Your head is like no vacancy. Yeah not for all full baby when you watch eight hours of casey anthony videos seven years later. Yeah i did get into. That's just the criminal interrogation series on youtube which also she's to fucking algorithm absolutely nailed me allowance. Right true is gonna talk yeah. I'm more attracted to how good of a liar she is. Yeah when she's like. I tried to a personality. She's like well in a crazy way. She's like. I work at universal studios. She doesn't and then she led the detectives into an office building. Hank hank was that a yawn. She takes him to the end of the office building. And she's like yeah. I gotta be honest. I don't actually work here like to me that she's cool. I do think a probably is for the better overall just for like. Hey you miss a couple of things. You don't need to see everything online but it was jarring because it was like it was almost like being concussed and being like oh i forgot. We had time trash suit. You take a vacation big cat. It's crazy you've been liking. We actually a couple of us are in smashing that like button. Oh i did like your like of The the deport toys mean to interns. That person showed up just today. I had to go through. Some stuff doesn't mean that people should shut out all of our interns trying a. They're doing it you you you voice for the voiceless. Joe you want you build something better for for the people come after right. That's actually a very admirable thing to do. Thank you. I was going to frank. Don't lie all right jake. We would you just fucking dominate. All week again knows actually part of my sweep today me hanging. pf t. all one get dominate all week. That's what i'm saying. I mean so did that. They actually put up more convincing performances. I mean they deserve stop itchy. You're doing double sportsmanship again. It started off as a true fire fest until a few hours ago. It was resolved but backstory cup on the last episode. I had the reminder in a couple of weeks of you guys having to suck your own private parts dickey. And i had been doing research last two days trying to figure out where that originated We have our answer. Thanks from Chris from upstairs he work stairs. He emailed me. And you go back to the january twenty seventh episode. Where jake make sure you put this in there. Give us a reminder that we need to make a video sucking dicks before the take awards this year and how important is the weight of history is in our. Mlb hall of fame all right. So we'll do it for the was the fire fest trying to figure it out now. That video was yeah. Okay all right. Good job change. That was that was thousand one. We're produce using study. Yeah i watched it. And i've never laughed like harder at something that was trying to be so serious liam dear. Your haiti candidate like focus. Podcast i wanna yang. I'm also curious what we're not so we get a y'all can't force it out of me. Jake what did you. What were you googling to try to figure out when we talked about sucking on. Dick's yeah did you see what know. No shout out to chris. He that is a huge shot. All right so we will Make ourselves deep throwing ourselves throat..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

08:15 min | 3 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"Do. But it's all bullshit. I went into looking honda the other day. So so this guy comes out. Who naturally i add my regalia on. I didn't mention a patriots charter. yuba but i i had. I had something that said by a big fan blog on the first thing he says to me. I've only been working here three days. Would you buy cop from someone. Had been working there. Three days absolutely. Yeah because the guy's not going to be as good at negotiating as you're wrong you're wrong. He is not capable of negotiating with you. He is only capable of doing what the off the manager tells you after. Yeah i assume you have a business cat. He was gone for thirty five minutes. Trying to get a business card talking to the to the manager. that this you know the sales manager and came back and had a right information on the back of the cod because the end up printing cots and you know everybody in that showroom was may their males mostly i would say ninety eight percent twenty two years old. Maybe they have no idea what they're doing all right so as i leave this kid i tell me from inches that i'll get back to the jets when i get in the cap the drive away. The first thing going through my mind was not over patriots child. I'm doing pretty good. Hey you are you know something. I'm feeling very good about this. 'cause this is the best i've done in a while now but don't call me back at sweep the doing skin go anyway anyway. So i'm thinking to myself. How fast is a serviceman A salesman you're gonna call me on my cell phone thirteen seconds you call. This is this is the you know something one thing in this world. I know i could do and i never saw. Larry larry david episode miss when he wanted to become a castle. Smoke and i. That episode was one of funniest because so many things he didn't add episode dallas was me. That's what i always thought. I really believe if i went into ordering these dealerships. That's much at sal cows but i can show them wrongs which is doing But but you know the other side of the coin is today the customer not people my age certainly not at a mazda deal you go on a mercedes dealer a bmw deal. It's a whole different vibe. Most of the tax. But it's a real an order white. What correct word is not mazda. Chata patriots and very impressive myself But what what what it is. You can just see them. Even see the difference in the demographic and way the way this particular business community views customs. You can really see it bright because 'cause a tree it's fascinating i've always found it fascinating and that's what that's not really a complaint. It's an observation. I liked that. So what was your decision. How did you end up making the choice of where to buy your car. I want you know the truth. Is i went in there and it was much more low-key operation or i didn't feel any pressure you know. What are you going to buy a cut today. It's just wanna tagline to going. Buy it none of that. It was a much lower. Ira pretty much knew the car that i wanted to know. There's a different world on the internet and he can really have a pretty good idea not one hundred percent but if someone would would never meet you know what this have. The honor is that advertising deliver a you yarda roughed it could come from anywhere in. Amini is ten million years. I wouldn't buy an automobile that i get in especially tucker a new cat. We'll talk about a used car. You gotta drive it yet to see you got drive. You smell it. You gotta you gotta get hands on drive. Ads like a reflective mirror type glass and look at yourself in the car you look. Yeah yeah well. Emma since I was drinking some child and a new boat the patriots and Oba yes then. Yeah and so happy with. This is the happiest i've been. Let's do it. You didn't want to do this and look at you. Catch i gotta say one thing was because you are going to yell at me afterwards. Can you back up just a little bit. You're going to get mad at me because you're yes there you go. You're going to get paid when you see the clips and it's just. It's just happy. Things i i said back up. I thought you wanted me to repeat so. That's good. I mean it feels like this is a good thing. We're boosting your back up. This is this is lifting dudes. Want to also tell you before. I forget who new the number of people that you know they. They'll know who. I am for one reason why i'm up. You know what they always ask me. I miss you not being unpacked. My tech true yeah. I know what you're serious show got cancelled because of poor reviews so we want to. My son was right about that. Compassionately right i do miss doing. He said he was afraid. That if they say i lost it i would kill myself. And he wasn't going to let that happen but reneged on that. So i'm still alive at least temporarily except now dealing with a shot uber and you're killing. It wasn't big enough from from serious for dave to keep you alive other. It wasn't enough money from syria. So dave was like you know what if you if you off himself off themselves. Have you found a way to scratch that. it's have you like. Are you still calling your cousin every every morning and doing a radio show between the two. Fortunately i wanted to mention this. So is the problem. I've had medically he's had a bypass And he's got some issues he's dealing with now he's gonna be off okay but he does. Hamas sounds funny. He had the operation. I want to say maybe two three weeks so maybe i don't remember exactly you could send get well. Wish he right now. He s in the car. He has to sit in the backseat. Because they're worried that the incision could come out right now so he would love to hear from you guys okay. Prayers yeah imacs out shadow customers shop max. b max. big mex- be is doing very well. Getting can't believe he's ten years old while he's got some athletic ability which i saw early in my son and i see it in him In covid we haven't been i we always went with. Dave always went to the games from early on early age. Haven't been able to do with my grandson. Well coached mr portnoy way back when you mean a now no way back when oh yeah. I coached little league team. I that that was the end of it. I didn't do anything beyond that. But i did. Coaches was the red sox used magog. We used to go out for childhood taking a little book and go watch the patriots. There you go. That's that's great that actually. That's crazy max. V ten because you when you first came on the show. He was five years old. Yeah picking them up from the bus stop for kindergarten. You're one of our. I guess we do miss we. You're welcome to come on roy. Moore i i him very busy just right now. I do the first time in quite a while. I'm doing some legal work. But i'm always available. Let's put a doubt sooner soon that sidewalk. You know something off. This is what i can tell you about that. They went back to the scene of the crime. I didn't take an old right and the patriots were on. I.

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

08:42 min | 11 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"Dal computer here. I don't use it very much anymore. Mostly the apple products okay but this is a slow computer. The only thing. I use it for if i type out something from scratch. And i want to send it to have come to my client into the into their online into their wireless system. I'll use this through through the crunchy. Okay it's very complicated out something from scratch like you're making homemade e docklands craft legal briefs farm-to-table to i'll steal some legal briefs right and use them as my own god wieght so then you said. Did you see on the fax machine in printer did you say you use it for faxing printing in zoom. No i don't use it very much faxing anymore because as you may know most facts right and and what i didn't say use it for zuma said you said i said that i was wondering what that meant is oh no i. I use it to set to send out now. You got me all confused. I you know you listen to music. You use it to contact roosters. No i i used it as a copy just as a regular old cop i use it to take things and wirelessly send it to someone. Right on a wireless network right And what that may be is of if something. I see on the internet that i want to send to somebody that i'll take it from the internet and send it to them while crime. That's a federal crime. You can't take things from the internet and put them out and paper. I don't care about that. All and i this is not. This is what. I'm sending his his private stuff. Tween people from the internet stealing from. You seem like you would. You would maybe get a joke. Email like the fiftieth forward on a joke email and then you print it out and facts it to someone. I know that's not true. Okay you like to fuck jerry account for For like this seventy year. Old plus your geriatric just taking off the internet and senator around. I don't do that very much. Know what i'm saying. Is i look. I'm doing this right now with a particular client of mine that were involved in some kind of litigation all right. Here's an example. I might something originally my a document all right. I want him to see to prove to see if it's okay with him. If i send this out to someone someone bald in this case right. But i want him to grieve you so i might have that document that i prepared on my desktop and i send it to him through the i'll have i'll print it out and i will use i. Can you know. I'm drawing a blanket. I got you seems pretty important business. I got it. I got hoover shaker. So yeah in conclusion. Are we happy with hp customer service like was it. Was it a good ending experience since you figure out how to fix. I repeated on my twitter account this morning. A thing that says about a week. The worst cut hide. I put him in quotations. Customer service the worst in the humid explo- and gear quote people. I could so many people that said that was absolutely right. They are the worst comparing negatively in some cases saying have you tried comcast. They're the worst. When of course i can. I can speak to that too. Because they're pretty bad we need. I think yeah. We need to create like a misreport noise. Yelp you create your own personal yelp of just bad customer services so you can't. It's no good things it's all bad. We're doing positive vibes. Only though can you tell us what a company has the best customer service listen. I don't honestly think there's anybody worse than a tweet because you start from the proposition that it's impossible to get to speak to a human being right. I mean what can be worse than that. Well give you all in their defense. And i don't wanna. I don't wanna take their side because i ultimately have your side here. But let me play devil's i don't like the way you just said. I got devil's advocate for a second in their defense. Like four people still use printers and fax machines on the regular left on earth. So why would they have. Yeah right so you're kind of like. I think it will just be you in a customer service person. You'll be left and you'll just be staring ida. I as the world like ends something. That wouldn't bother me. I didn't even mind the russa to tell you the truth. A little comic relief. Yeah as soon as i realized that it wasn't coming from my end somehow and she told me that she had a larussa really is kinda hot understand but accept it and you know all right well. Here's what we're going to do. I'm people will listen to this. We we need to find a dedicated. Customer service rep from hp can reach out slide. Or listen mike's whereas with what you just said is this. I will get a lot of emails from people who say i worked for. Hp i can help you works that it's always a scam I it's never legitimate. It's always something that wants to right. Wait okay hold on hold on only people who actually work for hp email. Mr portnoy there you go you. Yeah i just did. I cleared up to see if they have a rooster. Then i'll know prove your roots. I mean that was the thing that really prompted me to get a hold of about this because that just tastic. Yes that's that was. You gotta understand. That whole situation occurred with the rooster after about an hour. Forty five minutes trying to resolve this. And here i am. Confronted with your world is this. That's you would expect in nineteen forty two maybe would have been dealing with a rooster complain about something but not now. I just wanted to know if the rooster was in the office or if it was somebody who was working from home and they had like a backyard rooster. I'll tell you. I say russa might been in the office but i'm guessing okay all right. We'll misreport boy thank you. This has been fantastic. We need to do this. Whenever you have a complaint. Fresh off the fresh out of the oven. You co- you may. We'll get you on because better. It's better right when you remember everything. Yesterday i was. I was so consumed with all of these issues. I wanna tell you too that the elastic about this. We're a have. This is an a very difficult place to meet to deal with pressing buttons and everything like that. I'm trying to. I just don't have enough room here to get it in a convenient place to get to it. Okay so you add that as a problem that i'm i'm physically suffering wild doing this and it doesn't make it any easier so i'm going to get your new printer. No i don't want to print that. I will leave the people who email you for. Hp will send you new printer. You got send them your credit card your social security number. Yeah if you knew how. I was yesterday when i knew that i was going to have to make this phone. Call how i was dreading it. 'cause i knew that there it was not gonna go. Well i knew that and it did all right. We'll misreport thank you so much We'll talk soon hopefully soon. It's been too long. Come to you all right. let's say sia. 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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

02:03 min | 11 months ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"Up. Board is fabio luigi carolina. Uh by starting this week is christmas lights. Oh get them up. Get a model downstairs. Dust off the old box poem out when them up on fucking. Oh yeah my system. Is eating indoors past ten pm. Ooh you want to eat some lasagna. And thank you can eat at ten fifteen. Get the fuck outta which moves or leaning in my sleep. Aw is graham gano. Oh yeah yeah. The giants can't score touchdowns. Oh so you're actually change sleep. Sleep a wing guarantee uptake catches tonio zemo. I'm starting chest this weekend. South play chess. that's whole school while i'm from. We play chess. we pursue. We drink nice red wines as a classiest game. Ever been watching queen's gambit queens was beautiful county in the united states got flushing. you got fucking story a greektown. I love that. Shit to queen's gambit check assoumani simpson queen's gambit too many steps to what's what what episode you laugh finish the entire fucking checkmate literally translates to sipping simpson sip sip sip absolutely if only pawn stars i care about trump his dad. I'm sitting shorts. That's right adhere by clare short season. Officially over wow got legs out. You'd better be any real. Adam sandler over two exceptions in shorts game right now. We had a great one run short february. My sleep is bill bell jack ravens week..

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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03:07 min | 1 year ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

09:59 min | 1 year ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"In tech and I'm talking about some of these companies. You know what it's like to call sprint and try to tell him. Tell them this whole story you. You're going to kill a half hour or an hour right that I I got all the time in the world. But that's beside the point. So I'm getting progressively more upset about this so I called. Bank of America explained to what I just explained to you. Why do I have to do this? So a very nice lady and she says to me you know listen to this one hundred percent right but there's nothing we can do about it. She's I understand your complaint. You're right you're right. You're right so then by the way now I'm not sure whether some of these might have been automatically changed or not. She indicated they maybe some work so now. I don't know which number is the right one so after. I made sure that I'm telling you might have been about seven or eight accounts that they've been properly changed by me checking with each one of these damn credit. The next day I get an email from Bank of America saying we changed them fire so they did do what you said. Yeah but but when I spoke to this woman. She said we're not going to do that. Fuck well it's good to know that you still got complaints. Yeah Yeah it's still have complaints right now. Well that might be my last one. No WE'RE GONNA WE'RE GONNA know that there's an issue if you stop complaining about stuff that's going to be the Canarian the go on. We're like there's something very wrong reporting and I want to say You didn't do happy the other day with pen. The Pen Stock No. It's not cold so hot. It's not going so hot I'm going to say right. Now it's Yeah no it's I would like something I'd like to stock market to go up not down. I think Econo- one class. That I didn't take would tell you that I wanna tell you something. And this is what my son's doing knows he knows absolutely nothing about this but it never stopped before going day trader. He's teach reading and he's he's losing so much money I sent. I sent lodge. Just go inside the insert. Which didn't who. Who Have you been talking to Lodge Lodge Lodge Lodge? Got It lodge. Like he's got he's losing so much money. I think Mr Portnoy with the combination of Tom Brady signing with the box and the way the stock market's going I wouldn't be shocked if we're passing out newspapers in two weeks and we're back to square one could happen. It could happen. We're doing we're doing skype rundowns again. We're all fighting with each other. Which are very funny but this is. It's a weird weird time. I'll tell you something too about the day trading. You can lose money a lot faster than betting. The Games agreed agreed. Big Time. Big Time All right well misreport. Roy pleased for real stay safe. We love you and we don't want anything bad to happen so we do need all all the rules and all that. Can you give us any tips that you might have like things that you're doing to pass the time I'm taking naps. Oh Nice. That's that's actually underrated way to get through this crisis pressing fast forward on life. What time is it guy like you wake up in the morning? I want the truth. That's why I asked. My I wake is anywhere between four and four thirty up. Well I gotta go to the bathroom. Stay up stay up I go to the bathroom I used to check the stock market. But I don't do that anymore morning. What time change added that all your checking? How close the before because you went to the four four thirty So I generally. I don't go right back. I if I if I can let say got up at four thirty. I get back in bed. Say but I won't sleep. Yeah if I can between four thirty and say eight if I can catch our somewhere along the line right. I'm in good shape. That's pretty good. Yeah it's not bad. And what time do you go to bed at night? Foreign Yup. We're actually we're actually talking to you while you sleep. Walk Right now no I I you know. One of the things that I've been forever read is a terrible thing if I'm if I'm going to check out early and my lifetime one of the reasons because I only sleep five five dollars a night. You're like John Kennedy. Yeah so I mean you know. That's not good. Yeah it's not good. You GotTa get more sleep better for the immune system. Yeah drink lots of orange juice emergency. So we're we're right now apple CIDER vinegar. We're in New York City is our last. So we're basically doing like five interviews in two hours tonight so that that way. We don't have to be together for the next likely. That's why you weren't too happy when I need another fifteen minutes. Yeah we're trying to doctors. We are social distancing right. Now it's only four of us at the office where all six feet away from each other. So yeah we're going to be sheltering in place after this. You're in the Office. Yes right now. We came came in after everybody else left today. So we're not around a bunch of people at the same time it's the four of us were spread out and then after that back to our respective apartments and just basically not communicating with anybody in real life for the next two weeks three weeks. Four weeks of along. Most of this is not going to go on the so so and so. When are you Tomorrow you're not going to be able to get back in. No we can get in there but I don't think we're I don't think wants to it. Yeah I think everyone's going to really really try to hunker down and not go anywhere and and get your social footprint as small as possible. I also that there's going to be like a request from the New York City government for everybody to shelter in place for a while. But you don't usually listen to things like that. No I listen. I'll listen to that. I'll absolutely listen. I'll I'll still go to like. There's a store next to my house that will go to utilize that people tell you what to do. I know that I don't but I also like I don't like to have people die my preference for not murdering people takes precedence over my distrust of government. That's what they hear. You know I hate to tell you fellas this but I just saw something on the news that they're starting to say that this may not be A situation was just the elderly and the infirm. I'm going to have a problem. I saw out about an hour ago. I think everyone no serious for everyone. I mean there's a lot of people that it's it's not a big deal but you can't take that risk. Their young people dying as well. You're what are you trying to like to one? Are you trying to like basically be like hi? You guys can die to. Wouldn't that be something that would be something? Yes yeah it would. It'd be incredible. Would you give the eulogy? Both of our funerals. I promise it'll be the child. Okay that's fair. That's my word. Perfect perfect all right. We'll seriously do stay safe and we're thinking about you. Hopefully we see you soon after. Everything's past in sports or back in life is back to normal. Didn't like the way that everything's past it another way. Not Everything everything most. Yeah no no no no no. We want you around for many many many many many more years all right well. Same to you guys help. Everybody goes well and your family family. Does your family do well. And you want me to say What was IT It's a weird thing to say. Hope your families do well when it's pretty much you're saying. I hope your family doesn't die looking at you know when these things happen to give feel very philosophical sentiment. Yeah it's true it's true. Be Safe we're gonNA county you're going to be one of our first guest back we get back into the studio. Yeah nothing cleans all that important public. No sports are very very important to me. Still very very important. What does your speaking? I want to hear what your thing about radius but your attitude about that. I was pretty shocked to be honest. Even though it's a weird thing to have happened where everyone tells you. Something's going to happen that it happens. You're like what no way. But that's kind of how it went right. I thought he was saying yeah. We did too as a podcast. We just thought that there's no chance that he leaves. Also that it's GonNa look really weird cinnamon those weird bucks uniforms. I say this to everybody. We talk about the not just Brady but these famous people there on such a different level that for us the average peasants to try to take what we would do in these various situations and transport transport it onto Tom. Brady what have you it totally different. We don't know we can't know how even assess things how they look thing obviously in his case it's not the money it couldn't be money the only thing money could be. That's how we keep score. You know what I mean. But we don't know how he thinks Well I mean he's Kinda like you you get towards the year career. He moved down to Florida. I I've been compared to him a lot to kiss Dave on the lips. I concert problem I have yes. It's no comment. Got It no comment. All right this report I please be safe. Send our best to cousin Linda. Willia- all right. I'll send you a picture. I'll send you a picture of my baby. An updated one. I would love to have okay all right. Just don't do anything with it. Don't be a creep okay. What I'm GONNA show because that's there all right we'll talk to you later? Stay SAFE TAKE CARE. Bye Bye that.

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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10:49 min | 1 year ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"It here just poured US your support. You if you have a cat and now our lawyer. Mike Portnoy esquire anathema. Something completely different. Okay now welcome on our lawyer. One of our favorite recurring guests. Doing a little throwback. Because we're going to be in skype mode very soon With the virus when we were talking about to not show with With skype I remember. That's how I got started with you. You Got Cancelled. Your cue show got cancelled. Oh no we're going to be all over the place your getting cancel. We're not oh seems like you're okay. At least you got some fight left in you. Are you nervous about the Koran? Because I heard through the grapevine you weren't respecting the Rona. You were taking it seriously. I figured I figured this is why you WanNa talk to me. We live in spoken such a long while. You probably figured this last time right. Maybe it will ever speak. Yup We're GONNA hold this interview actually and hope you survive and if I would honestly just like If you do pass away can you put in your will that we get access to all your mail. They comes in your mail. I'm not ready to commit to that yet. Okay I'm talking about the male. You can come to the funeral okay. I'll be there all right but no seriously are you. Are you staying safe? We WanNa make sure that you're staying safe in all seriousness. All jokes aside as serious issue. I'm in Florida. Looked like for the longest period of time. I'm looking at a beautiful sunset on my balcony and this is the. This is the longest time we've ever been here because my the only reason I really wanted to go back. I haven't seen my grandchildren who are Nine in Five and a maximum yep yeah and Mattie and yeah and if we went back we couldn't see him for fourteen days anyway so I will say the interesting part about this. Which I you folks really probably can't relate to this but you know I'm pretty decent health for my age but now that everybody's saying elderly elderly elderly. You said the thing they're talking about me. Yeah Yeah yes I I. Don't you know I don't think of myself that way but apparently I better start? Well you're young at heart. I guess you do have some feisty if I was the crew inverse I would not mess with Mr Portnoy I. I don't know if I'm young at heart. I have a hot but no I and you asked me my nervous I think My son thought I would be apoplectic. I mean I I just really. I guess it's a lot of times you know. You never think anything is going to bet physically. You don't expect to have a heart attack unless there's some mystery you know what I mean right i. It's just you don't think it's always gonNA happen to the next guy. That's what I'm trying to. Yes not not not not to you. You know but whatever happens. I think my son was actually son. I wasn't crazy. Of course I he made up I e E it's called me So incredibly stupid because I went to the airport. Yes and that was stupid stupid. You want you tell us the entire back and forth that you did because it was incredibly stupid. He is right by saying that. You need to take care of yourself and stay inside but misrepresented naturally some of the things that happened. What happened was we had a flight to go back on It was on a Tuesday and The boss said why don't we see if we can get an earlier flight to get out of here before things really hit. I totally out of control. So of course I tried to call the airline Delta And I was the phone. I couldn't get the learn at tried five times and finally I said Look. This is ridiculous. I know I'm not going to get through so the airport is not that far from where we are. I mean is for ten fifteen minute ride so I said I'm going to go to the airport and I wanna say this where he started. Say things that weren't true. This airport is not Logan Airport or Chicago. It's it's you know what type probably small airport And it's not nearly as busy most of the time. Is these major airports. So I get there no problem. I parked car No problem and go in there and it's not really great pronunciation pronunciation. Tried that trying to do that. I did that intentionally gets results. Yeah Yeah so man I There's a I forget what they call it but it was An area where you go. You wanted to make a change. I guess on the ticket some I forget what they called it So again that line. There's only about four or five people in that one And keeping distance so. Nobody's going to get sick and they were mostly people my age. I would say But I get it so finally didn't take that long to get to the line at this point. I'm only there for about fifteen minutes. It really work very quickly. I get through my head align the woman who older than me working for the airline. That's for sure she was no kit but very nice and So I WANNA change. We wanted to get a direct flight. That didn't make any sense. If it was going to be a stop over you know them and there was nothing available. I thought it was I when I went to the airport. I think it was on a Friday. It was get out on Saturday. Okay instead of ticket was Tuesday. Got It no. The flight was scheduled for Tuesday. But you went on a Friday out of there on a Saturday right right but when no nothing available so the next thing we ended up the only thing that was available the day before the Monday and at that point I just took it because it was ridiculous but then we got back here in the thing that really convinced me is my son seems to be actually interested in my well being and surprise me and he he. He sent a text or email. If you know what you're saying you shouldn't go. You should not go. You make a mistake and my daughter did the same thing You know independently saying the same thing and a couple of other people at close to me. Did the same thing and the more we thought about it. I mean you know. I had some reasons I wanted to get back but I'll were outweighed but I thought I might be dead if I go back right. So that's why I'm here now and it looks like I'm GonNa be here for a while in Florida. You're staying in place already comfortable down there. Do you have access to Enough Food and what's your toilet paper situation like that's a problem was gonna we would. That is one problem we have. You have guys have any extra. I don't have a square to spare. I have a few yeah. I'm a few no big deal in touch with you. Yeah okay what's wrong but the problem is you still like went outside. The Hugh need to stop going outside period. What do you mean by outside the people I can go outside but you went out you went to the airport and you stood on line and you interacted with telling you that even with the thing now as long as you can be an appealing lodger? There's only four or five people which is what I what it was but if one of them has it. It's it's curtains. It's curtains for the Mr Porno show. Did you now? Did you see your son? And I discussing that corona virus potentially would show up to your doorstep. Here you complaining about God knows what. Turn around and be like no. Thanks like if it's GonNa take if I'm going to have to live here for fourteen days. It's not worth it. I don't want this. And you basically beat Corona virus off by just who you are. Yeah plausible thing when it when this stuff out. I don't know about you folks. I never realized how much I touch my face me too. I mean it just end of course cousin Linda here. She's giving me every time I go out. I'm not talking. You know even if I'm just going downstairs at the Condo here and get back in the elevator. She's giving paper towels. You know put over the buttons which is supposed to do but I forget I forget every single time now. How's that working out between the two of you? Do you have Do you have rules in place that you guys? Don't get sick I. I'll answer that question by getting long as well as well as we have a real. You can take that any way you want. You just needed a pandemic to find true love. You jump to the conclusion of what that meant. So what Wh- do you have any other. Yeah any one thing to yes you talk about. So I'm I'm here and I'm probably one of the youngest people here. You're doing it again where you're like Like hey don't worry I'm good. I'm a spry. Seventy eight yeah so I get it I get on the elevator. It's a not a big elevator to small and they're getting on the elevator and then the guy that gets on your elevator could be my father and so I'm trying to avoid him in. Its avert this is. You're talking about this a small area so he gets off. I get off and I go for my wall. I'm gone for about forty five minutes. I go back on the elevator. He comes back again if I survived. That consumers are yeah now. What about from a legal standpoint? You are lawyer. You've gotten us out of some some hot issues in the past How are the court cases that are already in the system going to be proceeding is? They're just going to be like a freeze on trials across America in course Massachusetts closed. I mean that's it. Obviously this is a this. Is You know what do you call? This is a Unicorn this this whole situation. I mean this is crazy I I mean. Don't you know what the thing is when you know when we had the and you had Chicago wherever they have these big snowstorms? And you know you're going to be cooped up for even in the worst storm might be cooped up to five days a week or whatever but you know that's GonNa come to an end right right. The problem here is who knows what Mrs GonNa End. You know what I mean I mean talking about I I have. I don't know I P T you're like me. You have no confidence in anything from the government. I don't know if you'll like that for cats true big time I mean yeah you gotta be figured out Especially with the people in charge now..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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11:03 min | 2 years ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"Is Gardner Menchu the second. Can we actually start there. Can we do the name stuff stuff. I Gardner because people are confused. How your second and your dad is not Gardner yeah so rather be on but I've been seeing. That's a pretty interesting you know I'm bill name and its plan and my dad goes by flint so you know people. Would you think people would get that. He's just goes about plant Fleming she the second you know I know that's a big leap for some people to take but yeah I mean. We gotta get their backup. Just so I understand correct correctly you are your dad is also named Gardner Flint Minhsiu but he just goes by flint and you just go by Gartner. It's crazy. I'm still very confused. Yeah I think what's happening. Is You have a look why you one football guy the week. You have a certain aura about you. We had your former coach Mike Leach on last week and he was telling stories about you so I think it's like one of those like Paul Bunyan things where every story that comes out about Gartner Menchu is going to be more ridiculous than the then the next yeah. I I sure hope not Anita probably tone it down a little bit with that stuff. No please don't because you one football game of the week for being Gardner Minhsiu right and we've got all these stories about you. So what would you say is the most Garner Menchu story of all time his story. I've actually the only group of people I ever told old was the Washington State football team before this last year and it was just about you know what would you do to be able to play more football and so back when I do these Carolina's first year there I went there from junior college and the situation was that to seniors above me so I was hoping to go in redshirt then be able to play three is awesome set up you know so we get into game four and we moved to a backup running back because he's our best running back and then Dan Schneider. He got knocked out gus so shoot. I'm standing there. I go. I go a play about a half and then we get in for the next week and star is going to be back. Let's I'm like hey man. I just played a half. You know we're really wasted a year on plant half the ball you know so I was pretty pissed and man started kind of looking around it like what I could do with options were and the only thing I could do would be to get a medical redshirt but if I played in this next game uh-huh then that would be off the table so you know I get an idea. Get not go home. I grab a bottle of Jack. Daniels and I grab a hammer and go back in my room. I take full of Jack Daniels. Put My hand down on the table and more to three kit the hell out of my handy. I'm sitting there shaking but I know it's not broke on my cock. Come back another poll one-two-three you again still nothing. I'm just shaking his point man. Yeah this is but I I knew it wasn't broken so one more time not pull another three years and that was all I could take a break on hand but when I when I told the guys I was like what would you do for more. I do damn near anything. We so okay so you got your arm strength Yeah right off the bat. If you're not able to break your own hand you try to break your own hands. You get a medical redshirt and you and you couldn't because you have such a high pain threshold or your body. Just doesn't allow it and and then what ended up happening so did you play the rest of that season and burn another year. Yeah I mean I ended up buying summit. It was good. You know getting that experience. I saw Roland out of hand for about two weeks until the coast. You know closing car door so so did you go into into the training facility and say hey. I need an x ray or did you know that it wasn't broken. No I knew it went broke man I was I was pissed. I you know what I was doing. 'cause I was hitting. I was paying about hit and my left hand my hand but I was like you know what like I could play through that. I got that's that's that would have me out you know so. I had to go left handed with the Hamilton at the right hand manage. Just it's a lot harder than you would think. It's it's pretty hard to do. Actually I mean it's a fantastic story and you always hear hear stories about guys and how much they want it. I would say you want it more than anyone. I've ever talked to about man. That's that's why I'm here now yeah so you we do have the opportunity. We're GONNA actually air this on Friday after your start on Thursday I'm gonNA assume you want. I'm going to assume you lit it up and we aren't going to edit that and also congrats on the first victory. That's awesome. what is it though like going through nick foles getting hurt week. One knowing's GonNa be out you get thrust into the starting position. was there a moment where like shit. I wasn't fully ready for this because I just got drafted a minute ago as a backup. Yeah you know one of those things like you always stand reading. Uh You know studying everything he got to study and you know sitting in the game and man he goes down and hurts a shoulder. I could tell her like Dang. Ain't Dude Knicks hurt Dang Dang. I'm in like it was crazy but man I had had some good people around me Tagami W. Ready and you know just to make the most of the opportunity yeah so you went on the road last week. He played against the Texans. MARRONE decided to put the game and you guys his hands out there and and go for two is were you hoping that he would do that where you were. You like whispering to and be like hey. Let's go for two. Let's try to win this thing on the road. like what what was your reaction reaction. Were you excited when he said let's. Let's not go to overtime with. Try to walk out of here with the W yeah no I. I love the call you know we're. We're all fired up. We had a lot of momentum and you know we give it to you. Know frigging Belco Leonard to go situation. I'm betting on them. Ten Times out of ten to you get that in and you know didn't go away this time but you know I believe Greenwich Waste next time he will get so the pregame stretching routine gene. How long have you been doing that and has anyone on any team. I mean Mike. Leach is a perfect coach to let you do whatever you WANNA do. But how long have you been doing the jockstrap stretching in the locker room before game so I I is a post game deal. It's supposed game like bands in my locker and I started at Washington question. Say 'cause really how come about was we'd come in. We'd be celebrating and my bands are hung right there on my locker so I started getting undressed and then at some point while getting undressed I look up and say Oh dad gotta do these bands so typically whatever point I was at where I notice that had to do the band that I would have to you also a simple I mean I think people because you're so eccentric. They don't realize like you're a very very smart guy. You had a four point. Oh I think Mike Leach even said and you're the smartest guy he's coached so it's like this perfect mix of eccentric looking kind of free spirit but also very very very smart and probably the reason why Tom Coughlin drafted you yeah I mean. I guess I mean if you own a Sam really smart. I guess I'm really smart. Thank thanks guys really appreciate it. You know that's a big part of my game and you know I'm. I don't run a four four forty. I'm not six foot four so you know I gotta bring some of them. You know Lucky lucky enough to have women. Would you be a little bit intimidated. If Nick foles started to do the jockstrap stretching routine after the game because physical stature things of that nature might be a little little intimidated yeah no physically super super blessed gifted some would say you know especially you know lower body but above the knee sometimes for the knee. It's not that would not be a good look. I I got a question for Hank because I saw you wrestling you. Put a tweet out where you had grabbed a giant fish. were wrestling a big fish in a pool somewhere. Do you have any tips for Hank about how to catch a big fish with your bare hands Divan. They like like you can't be scared. I think they they sense the fear that's in. Hank's you know so they're gonNA. They're not gonNA. Let let him catch him. You know so really you really just got to be a worthy adversary. I guess yeah there's no chance he can so you. When you were looking to transfer you're considering Alabama how Mike Leach like beat beat out Nick Sabin when it when it's coming to get in Gardner mentioned on the roster yeah so I mean it. was you know got about a point where I was kind of picking between you know two different deals like do I want to you know I know at some point. I do WanNa coaching football as well. Do it forever but man. There's you know some inside of me man I just had to I would never forgave myself if I had any what s you know what if I could have gone and played somewhere else and you know what could have been and when coach leads asked me you. WanNa go back up and Alabama or come here and leave the country passing as I shoot man on the up. I didn't even take it visit. I was all in. I was ready to go. I read that that you read coach leaves book when you were in eighth grade. What was your what was your big takeaway from my coach at Book Swing Your Sword Man Sanger changers or that's all that's all it. Is You know yeah he just did. I I love how he lives his life. You know he he didn't give asked about certain things and simplifies things so well and learn learn some Washington D. This is great because we in the off season. Obviously Lost Blake Bortles it also starting quarterback for the Jaguars. WHO's a good friend of ours. I think this is now your our new guy for the Jaguars and you're a recurring guests and you'd have to come on any any time that we ask and your football guy the week. That's big shoes to fill but you know yeah. It is big big shoes to fill so I don't Nov Blake left anything in his locker or anything. He probably dip yes in school. I don't know he probably had he doesn't need that anymore yeah but but we really really appreciate you calling in and yeah your football guy the week so congratulations. We're going to send you something in the mail. I don't know what what is our award trophy. What's your favorite your your big crown. Royal Guy Right I made Crown Wolfe's. Eh Okay deputies over how about crown royal and a hammer. That would be perfect actually okay football guy that we get some here. That's actually not a bad trophy to be passing out Yonder Week. Yes we'll give it a shot. Yeah one last question for me. Real quick do you have the hottest dad in the NFL dude I mean I guess I mean I..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

03:56 min | 2 years ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

"Liberty and pretend to be interested in hockey when it's the only thing on so while we respect the NFL's a thirty. We stand by our belief that liked the Rams verse saints this was yet another bad call. Thank you for your time. Thank you for supporting PFC commenter. Respectfully cash out. They took out the chef. Yeah. There you go. So download the cash up. They have his back. They have our back. We have there's Donald cash up right now. Okay. Here's Mr. Portnoy. Then on the other side. We'll do another break we'll break up each one. So we'll do intro, but we're going to go, Dan, Patrick, Mark slur throughout Ian rapport, and then Ocho Cinco after Mr Putin. But here's Mr. Portnoy. Okay. We had to have our lawyer. And also father of a felon. Maybe not a felon and also patriots fan who congrats on another Super Bowl. It is Mr. that we have you on the show what a wild night. Let's start with the game. Real quick. Is it true? You stood for the entire game. I did. And I hit a paed- last twenty five minutes, and I didn't. That was not easy. Yeah. So wait house. Why did you stand for the entire game? Next question. Just to relieve the tension. I don't know you didn't you ever get involved with something like that? I mean, if I if if you're at the game and something like this would be standing right after a few minutes. And I, you know, I just it was a tense. Okay. Pence. I tell you something I as I didn't hear what you folks said before. But my expert analysis of this game was I wasn't. I knew that the real weakness was I thought the Rams offense before the game started. I thought the quarterback. There was such a disparity in the quarterback position in the coaching. I thought that was really the difference. It I thought it was gonna be the difference. And my wife who is still up with confirm that at the end of the game. I said I have a feeling when it got close that Gough was gonna make a mistake. And sure enough. He did. Yeah. I. He is. He's hurting you're not wrong. But he's on my friends. No. Yeah. You're not wrong, not fences played great. And at the end of the day Tom Brady made the plays. He had to make Jerry Goff wasn't able to do it real quick before we get into the legalese stuff. I wanted to ask a while ago. One of your complaints was that mister Johnson sometimes got lost in your underwear. And sometimes you would dribble a little bit inside. Given the fact that you held onto your bladder for the last twenty five minutes of the game. What is the status of your underway right now? Is it soiled or clean? No, no, no comment. I don't that's a personal. Okay. All right. So let's get into the other news because you are the best person to talk to both as the father and a warrior. I'm gonna explain the backstory for anyone who's not aware, which I'm sure everyone is. But that's just a good old radio podcast host trick. Dave and PF t went to Super Bowl media night on Monday. They went with fake credentials. They were detained in held. And maybe they arrested by the police. They were then. Let go, but on being let go they were told do not come in to the Super Bowl to the I think where the hawks play and the NFL experience or else you will be arrested for criminal trespass, Dave as he is someone who is very headstrong. And you said yourself in the bar who gold documentary even as a kid. He just did what he wanted to put you in a mental pretzel. He said I'm going with a fake mustache. And then at halftime was arrested dragged out. Limp legged knees backwards skinny jeans, maybe the funniest visual of ever seen is to dead legs. Just dragging the the. Up the concourse. So as a lawyer they'll offers as a dad what revealing well as a dad, I mean, his whole life since he's gotten involved with this whole Basle in new people and everything, you know, we're a bad influence on him. No, no. That's not what I was going to say..

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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01:42 min | 3 years ago

"mr portnoy" Discussed on Pardon My Take

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