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The Great Gildersleeve 50-09-06 (372) Marjorie Is Pregnant
"Have, you shown up yet party? Not Yet, Roy, but you'll be here. You can count on this guilty guys. What a long vacation! Shake a leg well, he's GonNa. That's right Birdie. He'll be here in a minute tonight. In the first of a new fall and winter series of Wednesday evening, broadcasts the Kraft Foods Company presents well it waterman as the Great Gildersleeve. The Great Gildersleeve is brought to you by the kraft foods company makers of complete line of famous quality food products. And here's great news about parque margarine that wonderful tasting margarine made by kraft where state laws permit, you can now buy yellow park already colored and ready to serve in a new foil wrap, and at a new low price. That's right. Each quarter pound in the new parquet package is now individually wrapped in new flavor saver, aluminum foil to seal freshness and flavor in keep staleness and odor out now the margarine that tastes so good because it's always. Always fresh is actually fresher better tasting than ever and listen to this. Since the repeal of the federal tax on Colored Margarine Roses not sell yellow park at a new low price lowest in history. If you live where yellow margarine is sold, get park tomorrow, and it's new flavors saver foil at its new low cost elsewhere. Get Park in the handy, colored quick bag or regular package. Get P. A. R.. K., A. Y.. Parque margarine made by craft. Well! It's been pretty quiet around the great Gildersleeve House. The summer. The water commissioner has been away on a long vacation, but today the household returned to life Birdie. The housekeeper swept off the welcome Mat and put the leaf back in the dining room table. Damn sure glad he's coming back. This family without Gill's leave is like a hotdog with no less. Look good. Heavens me right. What have your head? Cut Surprise Bronco More Cain Do God no. Hey Yeah? It's A. Book with that. Burn neck and that. Why don't you look like old? Anybody heard from Michael Moore nobody's going to be in a minute now? You've okay cleaned up and help straighten up the house. We want things. Look Nice around here. When yong-chol comes a holy cow, Mars. Why not do something? You don't need to worry about Joe? Sister. Miss Margin Mr Broncos a little apartment upstairs needed a pin. Mr Bronco even clean out the basement. Hey, what's been going on with MARGIN BRONCO? Today or you mean weapon Acton Kinda funny heard a big wreck upstairs this morning and all day broncos been going around wearing dark glasses. Who was a man wearing dark glasses? In the basement. To me, what Mr Bronco Wears what makes you so nosy? Leroy nauseous bar well something going on. Birdie, yes, martyr, deal any stake in the ICEBOX. You WanNA cookie. No I needed upstairs. Steak upstairs. It's none of your business. Yes, see Marty I told you. That was something. They want you hush. There's a stake in the ICEBOX. Miss Marjorie. Take some of that, thanks. Birdie and I need some adhesive tape stake his of tape. Put the cow back together. Thanks Birdie. For that stuff Roy stop being so nosy. Somebody that front door. Very own. Roy Literally. Don't squeeze too high crush guys. Birdie. Home Guilt thank you. By George good to be. Back with a little family again, man. What a lovable boy! What'd you bring me? A little my beliefs with your name on it. Best chant ever hand shoes you. Know Fan guilty. Yes, I'm a new man, but he. ESPINOLA hot springs sulfur. Water real mudbath. Must have been high-powered money. Even look different. The rest of your old uncle, a lot of good vibe Roy say where's Marjorie Bronco. Jury as Much. Martin. We missed you saw every me you. Will I miss you, too? Key. What have you done to yourself? You look different. He's been in the mud. Hot Springs. Feeling frisky is a cold. Let reminds me. WHERE'S BRONCO BANCO? Bronco remember the van you May. Lease upstairs. Down this is a family reunion that he's part of the family. Ronco raise the Yankee Ranga. Him I. Coming right down with. Is he wearing those glasses. Feeling his way down the stairs. The Sun is pretty bright donkey show. No and in here. Comes home. Glad to see you Mr. Gildersleeve Bronco you're shaking hands with Birdie. Here to Gildersleeve Bronco takeoff those dark glasses. I smoke. Brother what a black guy! What happened? What happened. Who hit you well I'll tell you Mr Gildersleeve. Break and explain it Auntie Bronco lifting a suitcase down from the shelf and our claws. Wait a minute. You don't have a shelf in your 'cause. We don't. Plan. On Your Face Omar slugged. You see Mr Gildersleeve I was getting a suitcase. Down from the shelf in the garage in the garage has been locked all the time I was away, and I had the key. Oh well. Keane. You stop by George. Somebody in this family is trying to hide something. Yeah, what in the world have you been doing? While I was gone well, it's like this Mr. Gilbert sleep I started to go down the stairs. Going down the stairs, but more now eight who's black I is. Mr Killers leaked, it was like this. No, it wasn't that way on. For goodness. Sake I turned my back, but a second to take a month's vacation with the family falls apart. Bronco come into my study I want to have a little talk with you. Know Now. Sit Down Ronco and let's thanks Mr Gildersleeve all that you had a swell time on your vacation. Oh. Yes, now, BRONCO! There's something going on. Shore is fine to have you back Mr Gildersleeve. Evacuate Bronco now if you win Marjorie, how'd you a lot of good Mr Gildersleeve? You're the Pitcher of hell now. Wait. A man needs a vacation Mr Gildersleeve and you took one. Look me in the eye. With the one that's open. Now. What happened. Mr Gildersleeve. Fella should always tell the truth. Isn't that right? Certainly and Fella can't tell the truth. He shouldn't tell anything. Don't you agree Mr Gildersleeve? Of course in the case this black I I can't tell you the truth. My Lips are sealed. Roussell Marjorie. My Wife, Oh! Yes, Mr Gildersleeve Sunday! When you get very, you'll understand Bronco. Stop talking like my grandfather. Doesn't avoid just the youngest. Yes, Mr Gildersleeve. But I live. Yes. I can see that. Doesn't matter to me Bronco I. Don't care what you is. We do go your own way. Too many other things to think about. Simply forget the whole thing, yesser. Don't bring your troubles to me, not even interested. Yes sir. Now very busy Bronco. Nothing else you WanNa talk me about you better. Run along, thanks. Mr Gildersleeve. I'll see you. WHO WHAT A boy! Wonder if he and minds are having problems. They say the first year hardest. Still Mogae couldn't have hit him hard enough to give him that black guy. You can't tell about women. They can be dangerous. I think I'll slip upstairs and talk to watch me. What a mess by George I got back from vacation just in time. Marjorie! I'd like to talk to you. I come in both certainly. You're a little apartment is very attractive. lanky! indie. IN QUITE AWHILE MIGHTY! Everything going all right. Is it just fine? Anti EU Wrangler Happy I. Oh, yes, very happy. Good glad to hear it. Is Indeed. None of my business, but. About Bronco. Has He been boxing lately. No, not that I know. Well not prying into your personal pairs. My, it's just that. Well is nothing important. Certain doesn't matter to me. Not In the least four. You're dying of curiosity me. Curious go! On Komo. Can You keep a secret. What kind of a secret you won't tell us. All Right? I'll tell you how Bronco got his black I well well. This morning he started to run downstairs to tell Birdie and Leroy something and I caught him by the shirt. For Bronco tripton bumped his nose against the stor. All happen really. What was he gonNa Tell, Birdie and Leroy that edge arriving by the shirt or we're going to have a baby. That silly. You're going to have a lot. Baby. The baby who real. You. Bronco we're so excited. He was going to run out and tell everybody. Jury. My Little Marjorie. I can't believe it's true. He a baby. You'll be a mother. We you can tell anybody not anybody for. Nobody else knows about it. Just you and I and Bronco and the doctor. Gross. I won't tell anybody. Ever Baby. Our own baby. Just thinking. Isn't it wonderful Hunky? Jury. Our own. All these years I've been mother do. No be a grandmother. The Great. Gildersleeve will return in just a moment. It's fresh. Really fresh. Always fresh. That's why it tastes so good. It's Parque Margarine made by craft, and it's fresh, really fresh, blended fresh from top grade products of American farms. Is rushed fresh by truck to your store sold fresh by your grocer. Every pound of Parque is flavored, dated and gross stocks are regularly checked by craft representatives. That's why craft can positively guarantee that the parque margarine you buy will be fresh, really fresh, and that's why it tastes so good. If you live where colored margarine is sold yellow parque and its new flavor saver foil at its new low price elsewhere, get park in the handy color, quick bag or regular package in any baggage at any store. You'll be getting the margarine the taste so good because it's fresh, really fresh. That's a are a wide parque margarine made by craft. Sleeve came home from his vacation and ran smack into a beautiful secret. Little Marjorie. Expecting a baby. Never had dissipated that was. Nice trust with the secret. Jew So cute about it, too, I remember. L. Anybody, not anybody. Don't bring it to a soul. Don't really do so. I can tell you without breathing. I can keep secret. You can do water commissioner something without a leading out. Hello The honest lean. Asian must've agreed with you. Looking good I feel good in fact I'm a new man. Yau. Yeah! My head's in the clouds bb right He. Would you like to know why I'm walking on air? Aren't you curious? Not that I'm GonNa tell you. After all, this is strictly a family pair. Just concerns Marjorie Bronco and me. And the fourth party who for the time being, she'll be nameless. Matt. How baby don't try to pry. You can't get out of me. I'm here. But. I'm not talking I. Give Somebody my word I don't Talk My lips urgency. Elite campaign. I'll tell you what I can do since you're so interested I can give you a hand on. I don't think you should do that Mexico Spain. PD who secret is. How many people would be Matt. Thank, you heard it. PD Europe, Hello Jolly boy, so I'll give you one guess about what's going on in our little family. Learning think when you look up there on your shelves at all that baby. You He. makes. Thatch Pretty Slick. Not even interested in my secret I'm getting out of the. Way. You're going to see Marjorie Margie little later. Yes, well. Will you be kind enough to give her that prescription the prescription? Wasn't. Pharmacy secret. Expectant mother all. Don't go jogging inclusions. This prescription might not think Marjorie could be ordering this medicine for me. When Kate. Neither, would i. Little Mogae with the baby. Judge is certainly going to be hard secret to keep. But I'M NOT GONNA. Tell, anybody. Think I'll stop in and see judge, Hooker. HORACES my vacation. The rented Habeas Corpus was obtained by the Party of the Paradigm Lawyers Look at it making a speech to the wastebasket. Are, gentlemen of the jury my appeal. Judge. Day Jug? What are you doing? Practice. Battle. Just like an old goat! I was thinking about his rebuttal. Richer from your vacation just got in ours. You miss the commissioning you know. In fact you were away. The city water case too much better. All right all right. You can't say anything that looks today I feel too good. Judge yet. Europhile final friend of the family. Margarine Leroy's Godfather and all BARRINGTON. Old Friend I have a very confidential secret. Oh, that I can't tell you. About Ashish well I have a secret to Gil. Guess what I have in this box God I'm curious about my secret. Take a look at the box. Get your nose out of that box horse and listen to me. This is important I back impart and kill not as important as my news. Lucky la a football helmet. Lawyer with the football held. Judge, they guess what I found out when I came home yelled it. Don't you WANNA know who it's for. All right, tell me who. Listen to my secret. It's for modules and Broncos Babe. I. Reinvent goes baby of course. You knew then you. God certainly I've known all along I naturally. Now then what's your sacred? Don't nosy judge I don't go around telling secrets. Wonder. How old judge found out? Oh. Have the fun is taken out of this thing for me. Not being able to tell somebody who doesn't already know. Saving -gratulations. Say. Standing in the door of his shop. Don't need a haircut, but I'm gonNA tell somebody. Else. GRANDPA. Out, is you know don't kid yourself commissioner I got more grapevines out than you got water means. Get a haircut? Might get like trim boy-. I just prone the bushes and the back. Raise up your bottom. Chin, so I the sheet. Atta boy. Spoiled we're expecting a blessed event. This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened wonderful about it. Don't get me wrong. I'm glad to see the kids expected, but I hate to see this happen to you. Roy What are you getting at? Why don't you get the picture commission? It ain't been no time since you were a gay dashing blade. But what are you now now, your grandfather? What's wrong with that, but you just been pushed back generation. Rocking chairs, gotcha ramps. Does because modules. Having a baby doesn't make me any older. Yeah, what about that pretty little nurse used to squire around? What do you mean us? Well I don't want to be seen. Dayton, Grandfather. Floyd when you become a GRANDPA GRANDPA, you might as well face it. You're caught in days are over. You'll been turned out to pasture. I won't really be a grandfather. After all Marjorie isn't my real. She. Just my niece I haven't even been married yet at worse commission. You've been tossed out of the ball game before you come to bat. Let me out of it. Where's my cane? I mean my hat. Me Buddy. Thank you walk so slow Mr Gill's lease. Had A hard day berry. Yes, but if you knew what I just heard is going to happen around this house, you'd be kicking up yo you. Mr Gill Fleet. You're going to be a grandfather. No. You've got every reason to be kicking up knowing. Grandfather Birdie. Let's see them. Here's you got every reason to wait a minute. You? Kickoff y'all. I'M GONNA put a stop to this very ready. Come back here. Birdie. Said I want to have a talk with you, yeah! You got this all wrong. I'm not going to be a grandfather. But. I know that. I'm only my uncle. She has a baby that doesn't make me a GRANDPA. Well. Does it burn. But you always been lack of poverty her. And she. She's been just like a dollar to you. She has. But I'm not a GRANDPA. You understand that Birdie yes. I want everybody in town. UNDERSTAND MR PV the judge. All of them I'm not a grandfather, yeah! Because if you don't want to be one that's up to you, but I'll little. Babies needs the grandfather. Do. My, main God, no five of the beat the grandfather. Well. No, she hasn't and that baby's GonNa. Need a grandfather. Needs Grandfather's too kitschy. Calm and bathroom on. Well I. Do have away, with babies. You WanNa. Pass up, WANNA. Live big rewards, ones. When I'm mad. Children and grandchildren around him that light big reward. Agnes. You'll get this when you're so young. Young. Yes but Birdie. Nobody thinks if a grandfather is being. Yes, they do look Miss Marlene Dietrich. She's a grandmother. What you think. Nice. You Ain't got like Ms Dietrich, but you don't need 'em. Grandma grandmothers. You don't look it. She's a lovely well, so am I. Burning, it's going to be a good life. Ready. Oh, boy, Saddam right? I won't let you in a little secret. Yeah, what is it? I'm going to be a game father. Are you kidding. No I'm not. Going to have a baby. Grandfather, but that's life. Regulars we'll be right back. Remember in states where the law permits, you can now get yellow parque margarine already colored ready to serve and the new aluminum foil flavors saver rap, and at a new low price elsewhere, get park in the quick bag or regular package in any packaged the margarine. That tastes so good because it's always fresh. P. A. R. K.. A. Y. Parque margarine made by Graf. Swing! Oh. Yes, come on out my boy! What you doing. The sitting here. Looking at the size. thinking. Moore over. Yeah. Why don't you want me? Go to Canada? Canada. What for? Who wants to stay around here with Donald Baby? No, my boy don't feel that way. Be a long time yet. Sides. This is GonNa make everybody very happy. Isn't GonNa make me happy. You late see. It'll probably be a boy. I like the way it is right now, just us. Darnell baby comes all be different. It'll be baby baby baby. Holy Cow, all you hear is baby now. He's leaving here yet. I'll tell you my boy. You feel different one little delegates here. Something about a baby. That's pretty wonderful. Oh, there is. Weight will not let you hold him for the first time yeah. How you do it yeah, roll my code up. See. This is the baby. Cradle your arms like this. Such a little. Nude the world. Bright lies. Look up at you. So, why'd wondering? Feet kick the blanket away. Toes. Ten of them. Then one of those little hands comes up and. Touches your cheek. What may hold a monk? By. Women want him. Rectify all last John Eliot wide with. Robert! Cash while they're in early robbed the. Only. Real Stick Legrand Arctic Uber. Johnny's been saying good night. For the Kraft Foods company makers of the famous line of craft quality food products, the short to listen in next Wednesday and every Wednesday for the further adventures of the Great Gildersleeve. WanNa taste, something good well. 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The Great Gildersleeve 50-05-03 (365) Bronco Disappears
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This isn't going to be the wedding, my boy, they're just gonNA practice. I've never seen that either I ought to go along. It'll be part of my education education. Sure every little bit helps. Photographers magazine and going to be. They're getting ready to shoot pictures. The wedding I suppose you should go boy kane anchor as good and see how your little sisters getting along. After you. Oh, thank you, Leroy! What's happened to the boy? I'm Hamburg he wears Marjorie. Bedroom. Way Down been working today. Just been sailing around here. She's excited. Yes, She'd been zipping through the kitchen out to the garage, zipping back in zipping. I've ducking. Gio on any help. Getting Ready for the honeymoon DRIPPIN's. You ought to do it ourselves off Brian. A see wrong. Oh beaten up slacks. Sweatshirt hairs hanging down or is boy. Bronco should see. He joined the navy. Even scared me. Is that you? Here she comes. Well, when you get home, monkey. Liro. Him nothing pay no attention to a my dear just making fun of your. What an outfit! I've been working on. Key can expect me to wear evening gown. When I'm digging suitcases out of that dusty old garage, so. I don't know why they had to build a garage. Way Out in the back seems like I had to lug those suitcases a mile. Look at my shoes. Those are shoes. It is quite a ways back to the garage. She could only see her now. Oh, stop it, society, flesh laundry to the blushing bride, was devastating and Gorgeous Prune colored slacks decorated with. A new ankle length sweatshirt courtesy uptown. Bowling. Alley. All Right, we roy that will do. BRACCO all die. Smarter here he is modular dead. Why can't let him see me like this one? I'm going to do go stand in a corner. We'll tell them you'RE A up. Had you fund, not go outside. Go on Scott. And he was so polite before Marjorie. Mr Broncos hear well. Tell Them I can't see him Birdie. Do anything of the kind brady. Being very childish about this Marjorie after all Bronco isn't here to pick you up for debate, this is the man you're gonNA marry. There's a difference but I never seen me like this and these terrible old clothes. What Lee! My goodness, miserly Broncos, marrying you not a three piece ensemble from. If he loves you. He won't care if you wearing a gunny sack. Awful sweatshirt from a bowling alley. Nothing awful about it. I want to tournament and that's what. Own Bronco. She'd be there in a minute. I suppose you're right Akiko shouldn't make any difference source that my dear fact. Here's a chance to prove yourself. The Bronco really left. She'll just wash a little face. Powder your nose and come in just as you I. Hope you're right onto right. Silly girl worrying about Bronco getting cold feet. He so crazy about he doesn't know which way he's going. At boy is numb with love. Well. Hello, Brown a home. MR, killer sleeve saying I'm glad I caught. You taught me. I'm on a merry go round Mr Gildersleeve. Boy The groom is always a little dizzy before the wedding. Oh No, it's not that the fellow who is going to be my best man has gone out of town. Mr Gildersleeve, do you suppose judge Hooker would stand up for me the judge why he'd be tickled to Death Ronco Gobert houses afternoon and ask him oh thanks Mr Gildersleeve. Kinda mixed up. I've watched other people get married, but gosh this time it's me. It's you all right Mr Gildersleeve. You may not believe this, but my heart just stops beating every time I think about Marjorie and. How beautiful she is. Beautiful, and now we I feel like I'm marrying an angel with stars in her hair. Yeah, Gossamer gown of Purest Gold Zeke. Bronco. Darling Oh March I. mean. Marge. Don't I look dreadful Bronco. No. I mean you refine wonderful. What happened? Bronco Marjorie has been working hitting little suitcases ready for your honeymoon trip. He's not a cute little sweatshirt. I'm sorry Bronco I shouldn't have let you see me like this, and just before the wedding rehearsal too long. That's all right, marge, look just like you always do. Bronco I. Mean You always look good to me? Do I-. BRONCO, sure boy genius! He slipped out of that one. Well I have to hurry and get dressed. The rehearsal starts at eight o'clock, and we have to be at the Church at seven thirty rock. Oh, GOSH! That reminds me Mr Gildersleeve. Joe I forgot what I came for I'm on a merry go round. Well, stay on at my boy. Maybe you'll catch a ring. Yeah thanks. Mr Sleep. I came to ask if I. Borrow your car. My back tire blew out and I've got to be at the railroad station at four o'clock rotation yet to pick up Hazel, Hazel Hazel Hazel McCoy. She's a girl. I used to know a kind of a friend of the family. Clear from Miami Beach for the wedding. Isn't that swell? Yes, that's very nice. Certainly good to have friends that wedding. Yes, sir, your the keys. The studebaker boy in the garage. Thanks MR killer sleep out. See you later, Mar.. Choke it. That's funny. Never told me about girl named him. He probably forgot my dear. He's on America around the. Why didn't you tell me about her? Oh, for module. You can't expect him to tell you about all the girls you ever knew. A man forgets I. Know Lots of girls that I remember. I wouldn't mind so much. He hadn't Siemian awful outfit. Herkel, MORT! What are you supposed this Hazel McCoy looks like where she's probably as plain as an shoot mightier. He said she was a family friend. Probably a book collector like Mister Thompson wonder if she's a blond Nah. Why was he in such a hurry to pick her up? He didn't want Mr train now March. We don't start getting any silly ideas. I guess you're right, ocoee. I am being silly broncos safe. In never have to worry about that. Boy, you up and get ready for the rehearsal. I go over and see judge booker why Judge Hooker for the wedding. My dear, he's going to be the best man. Oh, that's wonderful. What a combination, a Bronco in an old goat! y'All day I simply don't know what to say. Don't say anything judge, just be their. Course you may have to hold Bronco up during the ceremony I'll take care of them. I'll bring along my acid bag. It has great restorative powers. Such occasion us the rehearsals at eight o'clock tonight. Judge over at the church. You can count on me, Galley. Ma I have never been so deeply touching. What finer gesture friendship than to be invited to stand at the side of one about to catapult himself into the tossing, sees of matrimony. A wedding, not a shipwreck. It's a great moment. A young man's life guilty. I should be proud to be standing on the deck when they launched their little ship upon the Sea of like, oh my goodness. I was Marjorie standing up under the approach of the Great Day LLC's little upset at the moment judge very cute, though she's worried about Bronco and another girl little jealous I think. Green Monster. Bronco barred my card to go to the depot. He's picking up an old girlfriend who came up for the wedding. No girlfriend render the family judge. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE GUILTY? Every girl is a friend of somebody's family. Starting on this for us, and I'm sure. Madre has nothing to worry about. That's what I. Tell Her judge, but when Bronco came over this afternoon, Marjorie had been working and she looked like well. She wasn't dressed up. And you know how girls are judge Oh indeed. I kept telling us that this friend of broncos was probably the plainest creature imaginable, no competition whatsoever why signal now if she looked like this look at this evening's paper Yelich. What's this? See the picture of the girl on the front page? The woman the bathing suit. Yes! broncos old girlfriend looked like that magic might have reason to be concerned. He what a blonde fire hazard. Don't have my glasses guilty. Who is the leading Oh? 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Mike's let Rocco mustard. Line thing day wedding rehearsal. All almost passed the house. No paper too late host. Hazel McCoy I mean. Where's evening paper? Leroy cannot. What's the excitement wouldn't understand my boy. Anybody seemed Bronco just in the bribe. Who? Good, old Bronco. Yes sir! There's a car back in the garage. What's going on around here today? Everybody's Margot never mind. My boy is going to be all right. You want along now. I'm going back and lockup garage. Didn't do over-the-counter running. Silly to getting upset of Morocco and that girl. Just a family friend like you said. Well, it's all part of the goes of the wedding. Maija probably in the pop right now billion cu. Bronco working, up an appetite for dinner. I lock up the old garage, relax. Oh brother what an afternoon! That you miss guilty. That's right pretty whereas Bronco. That's what MS module liked to know it. What is not here Nelson? You better go in and see Miss Marjorie. She's on the wallpaper. Birdie the cars in the garage. Maybe the cars in the garage, but you better go see Miss Marjorie that's a girl at just seen and paper. BIRDIE BRONCO has to be here maybe has to be here, but hey, you nothing ever even Abela. Yes birdie, but oh, Miss March ready to get married and yet comes even paper nobre. SMART. Good. Sake no sooner. Get off and Mary. I'm right back on it again. gumming. Piper uncle more. Yes, Martin means nothing to get excited about the cars in the garage. Broncos here no use these on where with that bloomed everglades in nineteen, forty, six lost in the swamp. But he can't be my dear the cars. He probably just walked out of the service station to pick up peace car. You think so on key certainly. Right my dear if you're gonNA MARRY BRONCO YOU GOTTA learn to trust him. That's the most important part of a marriage all right Anki. Man and his wife have to believe in each other Marjorie faith and trust is just as important as love. But. What. Wrong. Hi Bernie. Trump up behind me like that. What wrong we got in this house. I thought she was Mr. Bronco Alcorn shake, hasn't he showed up yet? No, he ain't. Margie piece nothing down looking out the windows. Mr Guilty leave pacing up and down is going to be Golden Church for the wedding rehearsal I no list of article he'll come back on. It's dinner time policy. Bronco coming up the street. Rumson bullard with his alligator briefcase. Six o'clock Wears Bronco. Marjorie he'll come back birdie starting dinner. He's bound to be here on the night of our wedding rehearsal. He leaves me Marjorie please stop. Wailing probably had to wait for his tire to be fixed. He's only been gone a couple of hours. That blonde from the everglades. Why didn't you stay there NAM? Idea that girl means nothing Bronco. How could he be interested in her? Look at the picture. I mean. Why should he I mean he wouldn't I'm not even gonNA think about. The girl comes back. He'll come back if he doesn't. He doesn't s the spirit, my dear but okay. Just a quarter of seven. What happened the loverboy? Must be somewhere. Rocky gotta be somewhere. Why don't you call a gas station I called the gas station. He's not there well too bad. He flew the coop. Mr Banker Ms Margy not yet burden. He's Gone Leroy. Stop saying he's gone. How do you know he's gone? He's. Gone. What a household! DARNED BRONCO ANYWAY! Where is that boy? See, maybe took everglades, I mean he's back abroad. Marred was family shoe. Think Solanki, certainly the telephone call dear mother Thomson. Bullard on the line. They could go on all night. Excited about Leroy go sit on the front porch. You wait here Marjorie. Down a PBS show and use the pay phone. At home, Marjorie. Don't tell me I know. Bronco Hello PV. Demand from look. Magazine tells me they're going around a Lotta pictures. You might Jewish wedding next week. That's. Like me, shapes copies for about twenty. But right now just WanNa, use your telephone. We have a little problem at our house. A couple of Nichols please. Tune Echoes Mr Galaxy I gave you a dying PD? NO HARM IN Of I. Get into this Dr. Can getting into. The booth is right next to the perfume counter. TV Lodge man got in there the other day and sneeze what? Broke two dollars done right? TV I didn't get in here to sneeze I've got to make a very important phone call. I go ahead. Operator get me broadmoor to to Eric King Alright at home I don't know pb. broncos disappeared yuan, saying yeah, he went down to the depot to pick up an old girlfriend that miss everglades on the front page of the newspaper Oh. It's not that at all. Young man like Bronco, look twice. A girl dressed like she was. Get Your Party together. They probably left for the church. You Man, are you getting out of the phone booth? Now Mr go to PB. quit worrying about your toilet. I'm not going to sneeze. Dying operated didn't give me my nickelback. Sometimes a nickel down and people don't hear it, does I find quite a few Nikko got we? Can't see in this coin slot. Dusty. Always holding onto divided. Go home and tell my I couldn't find him the Harry Jacket House. Human thank you. Can understand this why the boy should drop suddenly out of sight this way. TV If you went out of the depot to pick up a girl like Hazel a friend of the family. Where would you go? Well no use Mitha guilty. Peavy doesn't have any friends like that. All right goodnight. Know Useful Morton, I'm going to call. Off The wedding rehearsal. My, dear, it's only seven thirty I'm going to call off the wedding to. Can't call off now. I took my. Boy Go out in the kitchen with Birdie out there comedy. Come in here with you. I'll never get married. I'll never trust another man as long as I live. Be Fair something must have happened to the boy what happened. He got cold feet. Leroy go out and sit in the front porch, sitting on the front porch. Go sit there some more Alpha corns. STARTED, when I walk into walked into this room when Rocco saw me and Los Terrible Clo-. When he went down to the depot and saw that, but bathing beauty largely Bronco wouldn't leave you. I wish I knew all. I know my ears at Bronco up show. He wouldn't push you aside for bathing suit dial face. Marjorie if you say that once. Met Marjorie, any word Mr Bronco not a word Birdie. Omits. This is the end uncle mort. I don't care what anybody else says. I'm never gonNA speak to Bronco Again, never going to see him again. Marjory I'm going to pack up and leave. How go to Washington and be a census taker Just. Don't try out of anything I'm through. Walk. Up Everybody. Scott, what's that? Mr Gildersleeve! On here Bronco Marjorie, it's. A large Circle Thompson. What happened to you? Goodness, Sake, look at your close by you look like you've fallen into a threshing machine I had to crawl out a window. Cry Out a window, Oh you. Take, it easy module Ronco Thompson. Where is that Blonde Blonde Oh Hazel? O.? She and her husband and the two children went to a hotel. See. I was right all the time. Rock aware of you've been. Been I've brought your uncle's car back and drove it in and I was sitting there for a second thinking and somebody locked the garage. The Garage Ronco Baby. If you've been in the garage time, yeah I yelled and yelled, but it's way back there. Nobody heard me all Bronco. You poor darling yeah. Yeah. PUT The dinner on! Broncos, back for the wedding. Folks startup the merry-go-round again. A. Great Lee will be with us again very shortly. Simply amazing. That's what women are saying about. The need package marked craft the slices, and it is simply amazing. 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The Great Gildersleeve 50-02-08 (353) Should Marjorie Work After Marriage
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Somebody's cooking SAUERKRAUT. broncos car always exploding. I'll bet that boy doesn't use a starter on that car. Just lights a fuse. Yes My. Sling variety, no Bronco I'm just going down to the bowling. Alley makes a person healthy to walk, you know. Even writing and that Jalopy Even like the movies we can drop you off. Walk why not Mr Gildersleeve plenty of Room Yadda written and Mike Parsons like what the Hor- origin it. Laura. The door is well that shot. Just step over in. Tight squeeze getting onto this. Over the door. Should let the floorboards out have been easier to call in to the bottom. Also atmosphere Gildersleeve. I'm in. Going Bowling. Yeah going bully if I ever get there. I'M GONNA meet Judge Hooker Knock over pins margin are going to a movie. Good. I guess you. Children are pretty happy these days I'll say we are, aren't we? March oh. Yes, it's wonderful. Well I imagine after you're married, you'll be getting another car bronco. All know we're GONNA keep this one until I can afford to buy a new one. We're not gonNA. Lose our heads Mr Gildersleeve. Won't take US long to save the money though I'm going to find a job. What d'you say Marjorie I? I was going to get a job after we're married. Let something you can talk about later. Oh. No, it isn't Mr Gildersleeve. This is something we have to talk about right now. This is important our future. Yes, a girl can't work and be married at the same time. Why Bronco Thompson? That's the most idiotic old fashioned idea. I've ever heard the woman's place in the home. Isn't it? Mr Gildersleeve? Wail lowest so stuffy when people I married. There's no reason why the watch shouldn't work is they're talking well? What do you say Mr Gildersleeve? Minute don't get me into this well. Don't think I'm being stubborn, but after we're married I'm going to put my foot down. His actual Mister Thompson well. I'm going to put my foot down. Everybody's putting a foot down. Somebody put one on the break. We just passed the bowling alley. GET, out here and walk back. You. Forget little argument. is they say it'll all come out in the wash? Take Me Home Mister Thompson. Like this one stuck in the wringer. Wears Judge Hooker? There's the girls team from the shirt factory. Cute uniforms. Hello. Hello. I'm ready and waiting overran. I should warn you. You're going to be in rare form tonight all right when I get hold of that ball. I'm going to make those pins lion like this. Allow in the breeze. This'll down judge. You'll be lucky if you can roll a ball. The one end of the alley badly couldn't have a foursome I. Thought, perhaps biancone Marjorie might decide to join us this evening. No Judge Brooklyn Mars. We're having spent Oh. What a shame a lovers car! But you know what they say guilty. A little quarrel a little Kia that's the spice that seasons the pack. Let's chorale about real. Marjorie insists he's going to get a job after they're married. And Bronco says she isn't stubborn. Kids man now. What's your opinion? Kelly I'm staying out of it? Judge can figure it out for themselves. I don't know these days happy. It's practical for a young wife to pitch in and help out with finances. A lot you know about it. Horace a wife's places in the home. How do you know never mind? broncos right? Wife can't be running down to a job every morning and still make a home I thought you weren't taking sides in this argument well by George. Somebody's gotTA. Show a little since this thing could ruin their marriage. We are going to say, but I suppose I may have to to. People are stubborn, his Bronco and Marjorie they need a balance. We somebody straighten them out. I'll yes cars well come on balance. We allege roll over to the allies. Jackson the more I think about this, the more I am convinced I should be at home with Bronco in March. As you kept me just I quarrel. They need to sympathy and wisdom of an older person. Home I going. You could go over and join the girls from the shoe factory judge. They haven't got a mascot. Maybe they could use an old goat. Bronco and Marjorie in the polar, sitting on opposite sides of the room. Gildersleeve you got here just in time. Margin the front door go around and duck into the kitchen. Hello, Brady. I thought you down, bowling, Judge Hooker. Man I was pretty, but I felt that under the circumstances I ought to be at home. How are things in the Power Birdie? I turn the heat up, but it's still pretty chilly. Nothing Leroy I simply came home at the time when the head of the household needs to be on hand when the skipper has to stand at the helm. What's going on around here? Shouldn't like. A couple of monies aren't even talking you. Keep out of that, my boy. Aren't they speaking to each other at all? No they come in set. Never said. They got a made all about so. This is serious berry. This could break up everyday. Name longlist guilty. They'll be billing and coon. Again for you know, that's what you think ready. You go in an atmosphere I. Most certainly am. Calm cool head, the gentle, sympathetic and understanding attitude is the only thing that can straighten this out. Okay, one take long dot the atmosphere. Hot. Jovan nobody I found. You down to the basement. Birdie. What this needs is tact and mature judgment you watch. I'll have this thing smooth over in five minutes, yeah! I'll break off spring of this pot of geraniums. Taking with me was that you'll see? It's an olive branch where he the symbol of Peace Kinda. CUTE IDEA, yeah! Children almost your sleep, hello. Look you children see what I'm carrying. Why the uranium where? Really Geranium and olive branch. Oh no that fell flat and. Mine Dubai sit down. No, no! A. Pretty Cold Out Nice in here though. Ought to begin. Maybe. I'll just laugh it off and they laugh to share. You know that was a very funny argument. You children got into the white working I laughed so hard to to come home. They did laugh. How Judge Hooker Oh. He's fine. Your mother and father well Bronco. Yes, there, well good. About this little difference between you and Marjorie Watts little about it. We should let these things upset as too much. We have to give and take you know. I'm willing to give Mr. Gildersleeve but I'm not going to take money from my wife if a man can't provide the necessities of the home that he has no business getting married. Very goes again. Watch Marjorie. Why does the man have to thank you so high and mighty? Why does the girl at the home and wait for a husband to make the money? What am I going to be a cook dishwasher, a carpet sweeper I, say anything about being a cook and a carpet sweeper. Take it easy what the girl supposed to do! Sit at home like a buck on a long. What do other women do all day? They have jobs all. No, they don't. They started. Children, let's be reasonable I. think reasonable is a way to work this thing out. Fine the middle road the compromise well. I want to do the right thing Mr Gildersleeve I. Know You do Bronco? We'll sell do I on. You do I've got him Hey Gildersleeve. You're born diplomatic. Way To figure this out in I'll cooperates Yeh, well. I'm not going to be stubborn Bronco. She called them. Bronco is going great. I do anything for you, March. You know that I did it? They love birds again. I wouldn't do anything you didn't want. Me To do Bronco. Sweet! Wife should work. Well I do a woman's place to make the home have dinner ready. Husband comes home from work call. Why does just a copy of that I didn't say that, but that's what you man I didn't watch wrong with cooking. You. Just yourself. With Marjorie. Together Rowing Man I. Wait a minute. I guess I'll be going. Mr Gildersleeve. Now I have done. euless leave a fine peacemaker. You turn out to be olive branch still poison ivy. Great dealers will return to his problems in just a minute. Hot! Sandwiches that are whole meal in themselves. 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In fact, the great man is worse off than he was before now. He has Marjorie mad at him to never again. They can fight till the cows come home I'll never open my big. How come you didn't answer I'm not taking any chances Birdie from now on I'm saying nothing around here. I think that's good advice for everybody yes. In morning, Marjorie. Signing A. Family. Nobody says anything left to talk to myself. That's a good way and stay out of trouble. You Bronco Still Batman. Lodge I prefer not to discuss it if you don't mind stick Dhirubhai. My boy, yeah! Quiet gives me the creeps. Hey, Camp I scraped my toast in the kitchen. What is this note? Who's it from me? What does it say? Together slave! Would you like some hot coffee? Yes A. Fine breakfast. Marjorie, this is ridiculous. When is Bronco coming over again tonight? He says for Heaven's sakes. Stop the silly quarrel. You're acting like infants. Are we gonNA. Keep his mouth shut, but he doesn't do it Roy. I'm going downtown. See you later. Bye Marjorie Marjorie. I said goodbye. Outcast for my own family. Yes I'll get on a PVC and get a strong cigar. At both ends. Hello. This morning. Give me a couple of cigars. Long wins man. calibrating today I am to know. Now that you mention it, maybe I should celebrate I learned a valuable lesson. You. Bet I've learned never take sides in an argument. My. Fact pb no matter what the situation is. A man should keep his opinions to himself. I Know I learned that from Mississippi. Marjorie Bronco. We're having a big quarrel. She wants to get a job after they're married. But I washed my hands the whole thing. I'm out of it. S and Marjorie thinks more of getting a job than she does marriage all right with me. How do you feel about PD? Don T need. Probably? Would you never had daughter believe me if you had, you'd sing a different tune? Again. If you had a niece Marjorie. WHO's the same as the daughter to? You suppose she wanted to work after she was married instead of settling down and making home. How would you feel? Anyway, I'd say what it would all depend. Wouldn't you try to put a little sense into her head around? Maybe I would maybe I. wouldn't you mean you'd stand by letter? Ruin her marriage when you're paying. Get off the fence. Take one side or the other. You better. Okay on your fan. GimMe my guys. And Commute again understand. Yeah, maybe I will maybe I won't. I knew I think of clever answered. I. Wish I could get my mind on going to the water department. As Marjorie have to be so stubborn. Women are a problem. Wonder if Katie Psalm. London. I'm the drive by there and see. Yep that's a car in front of her house. Katie's little convertible. Mind if I stop in for a minute. The time like this is, a man should talk to nurse. The next best thing Dr. Better a lot. Wonder. PD's up yet. She She's an early bird. Captured. Sympathetic understanding. Member seen early in the morning. But she's pretty. Bright, I'd sparkling rose in the morning do. Is Katharine loop it is Catherine. Is, open yet. Me Katherine. throckmorton track morten Oh throgmorton. Just driving by thought I'd stop in and say hello. Could you come back about? Oh, I'd like to talk to you now Catherine. It's very important I. Thank you. Hey, wait a minute I'm outside. Hi. Thank you. What is it? What happened? I need somebody to talk to Katherine by the lost cheap is me all. Everybody's against me, Catherine Marjory Bronco having their first quarrel I'm right in the middle a bit about. Marjorie insists she's GONNA work after they're married Catherine. Liable upset everything. I do understand. Oh yes. I understand I. Would I think Marjorie is right? Why shouldn't you work if she wants to? It'll give her confidence. Letter feel she's healthy. Sharing responsibility to people should cooperate and build together. Intelligent enough to know that. That's exactly the way I feel about it. Well, I'm glad. Average man is just the opposite. I guess I'm just not an average man. No. Very, lucky to have you. Should be learning. Is that you. please. How's everything? Birdie well broncos in the Paula, missed Mahajan that to ain't. Nobody walked out you good. Thought, it'd be better if I ate dinner downtown Birdie. Give Marjorie chance to cool off a little. I don't see how you can get much cooler than she, is she. They need no denims guilty well. That's not worry about thirty I, were you? I'd Miss Guilty No. was. Talking in the power. Nope, that's Leroy. piggy down in the basement. They've been talking no sense. When Mr Bronco Cane. He said Hello Ms. Margy said good evening Nathan. Bravo leaning on the Mandolin Miss Margin on a pianist. Do is a deadlock. Bronco. Does that boy have to be so stubborn? Come again. Well, thinking about this, Birdie. Marjorie is right. There's no reason why girl should work after. She's married if she wants to. Yes. There are a lot of fuel. She's helping marriages. Sharing Responsibility, who people should cooperate and build together? Sides, I have to be loyal to March I. Don't blame her for getting upset by Lisa, girl can expect the backing of her own family. You going in there again Mr Gill's Lee. L. Looks like I'll have to Birdie. I took the wrong approach before Bronco will see it my way. You, want another could uranium. Nobody. I'm going into this time. Was My uncle the friendly counselor? Least Win Marjorie back on have to live with at Bronco No. Maybe I should have something to carry though give me reason for going in. You can take this box of chocolate. MISSED BRONCO PROBLEM last night. That's an idea. Milk, chocolate. Blows. Open the door ready? Yeah, good luck. Well Hello Children. Hello, uncle more. Remaining Mr Gildersleeve had. Found some candy in the kitchen. Some of Yours Bronco Absent Marjorie sweets to the sweet. No thank you. Ronco No, thank you. Well guess we'll have one myself. Peanut clusters. Very Good Rocko. Thank you. Have you children made up after silly. And that was a stupid question. See now whose side of my on Oh? Margery I been doing quite a bit of thinking really. Yep, that's nice. It's entirely possible that you're right. It might be very good things you to work a while after you're married. Well, thank you on. I'm glad somebody showing a little sense. Did you hear what Uncle Mort said Bronco? Yes I heard it, marge. Bronco. Try to have an open mind. You Laugh to admit my boy. You've been a little selfish about this thing what? Look. Well, Maybe I have what did you say uncle more? I simply said that Bronco had the wrong attitude. Uncle Mort I resent that. Raul was only standing up for what he thought was right. Yes, but how do you know? Maybe he is right with Marjorie. Go wait a minute. margining. Everybody's. I was only. Children, EXCUSE You over gone more. Let's go to the movie. My car's out in front all right honey. Can we give you a ride Mr? Gildersleeve no, thanks I just had what. 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Election security updates from CISA. Maze says its out of business (and never really existed). Edward Snowden wants dual Russian-US citizenship. A botmaster goes up river.
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I'm dave bitter with your cyber wire. Summary for tuesday november third. Two thousand twenty today of course is election day in the us. Have you voted. we have. And of course it's inevitable that the big story be cybersecurity and the election the us cybersecurity it infrastructure security agencies holding series of media briefings throughout the day to pass on information about election security. A senior cease official characterized the briefings as part of the agency's attempt to be as transparent as possible. The good news is that there really don't seem to be any major. Cyber security risks actively surfacing during today's voting iran and russia have done a little bit of american cage rattling but nothing too serious or even particularly convincing during the first call at nine. am eastern standard time. Cisa made a few general points. The us has learned a lot about elections security since two thousand sixteen and cisa believes. It's put what it's learned to good use at the federal state and local levels. The threat landscape has been covered by iranian groups and to a lesser extent russian actors but their activities have been neither especially intense nor notably effective. Iran has been the more active of the two but tehran disinformation efforts. Threatening emails in some online video were recognized and attributed within twenty seven hours. Russian efforts have been similarly ineffective and have so far been notably less intense than what was seen to emerge from iran. There's no evidence that any threat actor has succeeded. In altering voter information city officials made this point several times much. Voter information is readily and freely accessible without the need for any nefarious data. Theft cisco was concerned to explain that. This didn't mean voter or voting data had been changed or corrupted a senior cisa officials said quote elections are messy technology fails and we're already seeing some resilience in the process and quote cisa technical problems in some of the thousands of polling places across the us. But these are expected to be part of the usual noise and not the result of cyber attacks. The most probable cyber-attacks should any develop our from the familiar iranian playbook website defacement distributed denial of service and wiper attacks. At the time of the briefing. Sisa hadn't seen any pop up so far today. Cisa strongly recommends using its rumor control site which you'll find at cisa dot gov slash rumor control. It's being updated as necessary. A senior official said. We're treating today as if it's halftime since foreign cyber activity is largely taking the form of disinformation and since the goal of such disinformation appears to be the erosion of confidence in the elections. Cisa expects to remain on high alert until all votes are counted and certified in january turning to crime to crime reporting. That is not shoplifting or throwing rocks at cars or anything like that but we trust you knew that turning to crime news. You'll recall that last week. Bleeping computer reported that the maze ransomware gang was ceasing operation at the time. Maze refuse to confirm that it was going out of business telling bleeping computer that it should wait for the press release. Well the release is out. Mazes going out of business and hack read has their press release. They're out of business. They say and you should regard any future communiques blog post emails and so on that purport to be from maize as a scam and besides they say they never really were in business after all. It's just clueless media hype and a bunch of hogwash. Put about by government tools. They were good guys. Practically robin hoods and that's the ticket just out to expose businesses. Careless upset practices their press releases composed in such fluent shadow. Speak that it would be a shame not to quote a little bit quote. Our world is sinking and the recklessness and indifference the laziness in the stupidity contention we note. That's basically been true since that talking snake offered. What's her name some discount fruit. Anyway the mazars go on if you are taking the responsibility for other people money and personal data than try to keep it secure and as they say the maze cartel was never exist and is not existing now it can be found only inside the heads of journalists. Who wrote about it. So they're actually while it may. Well be the case that. The maze gang unusually nasty. Innovators in the field of ransomware may be going going and possibly gone. It's unlikely that the individual goons who worked in the crew will be downing tools. Look for them to hang out a new shingle either. Together or as independence. Edward snowden tweets that he's applied for russian citizenship. He explains that he's doing so for family reasons. He and his wife lindsay mills are expecting their first child and they don't wish to risk the possibility of separation. Mr snowden says he will hold dual. Russia us citizenship. He hopes to raise his child as an american and to return one day to the united states and finally a word from the courthouse. Alexandra bronco identified as both a russian national and as formerly of the czech republic has been sentenced to eight years in prison for his role in trafficking and monitoring button nets. Mr bronco in february pled guilty to conspiracy to commit bank and wire fraud. Us department of justice says that in the aggregate broncos botnets are thought to have cost victims more than one hundred million dollars. 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It is a significant decision. However i believe congress should the law to make sure it's working as intended This gathered a lot of commentary from both directions. But i think there are plenty of people out there who are cynically saying that Mr zuckerberg is arguing in his own interest. that Changing section to thirty would have some business advantages for him. What are your thoughts. Your been cher so just to refresh. Section to thirty generally provides immunity from the twitter's the facebooks the googles of the world from liability so any any service that is an interactive computer service who publishes information from third party users is shielded from legal liability. And that's that shield from legal liability has allowed these companies to flourish. They can't be held liable for their content. Moderation decisions So you know. It's allowed facebook and twitter to experiment with their own content moderation to allow free expression to flourish but also give them latitude to make decisions as to how to restrict their own platforms. We've seen this 'cause good deal of political controversy from both the political left in the political right but largely for different reasons. So on the political rights You see a lot of complaints. That social media companies are biased against conservative viewpoints and from their perspective facebook and twitter and other companies sensor conservative conservative commentary at a far more robust pace than they do commentary from the left what the social media companies would say is we try and make politically neutral. Judgments on content moderation Whatever article you see has been removed or you know we've ltd shares on. It's because it's violated our terms of service. Either it's you know misinformation abusive Cetera the political left thinks that section two thirty gives too much latitude to these companies. They think that the these companies aren't doing enough to protect against Misinformation particularly as related to election interference And for abuse etc. So you have this bipartisan coalition of skeptics against section. Two thirty. and. I think that's really under important to understand. That context is really important to understand when evaluating berg's opening statement. I think saying that he's amenable to getting rid of section. Two thirty is a way to ingratiate themselves to members of both political parties. I know you all of you. Don't like me equally exactly exactly. So what if. I said this one thing where you hate me slightly less after i give this opening and yeah i mean he knows he's been much aligned by the most conservative United states senators in the most liberal united states senators. So i think this is a strategic move on his part the other elements of this which you mentioned is he has facebook's bottom line in mind when coming up with this opening statement facebook as he says in a statement greatly benefited from the protections of section thirty to allowed them to flourish at allowed them to make their own content moderation decisions so now that facebook has nearly one hundred percent of the market share for their type of service for him to remove that liability shield from himself but also from other potential competitors is to me really an anticompetitive practice that seeking to protect facebook's place on the market and i think that would be the cynical luck at out. What sucker berg's motivations are here. I was looking at a one. Take on it. Over on the tech dirt. website Mike mass nick wrote He said make no mistake about it. This is mark zuckerberg pulling up the innovation ladder. He climbed behind him absolutely. It reminds me of that. Old simpson's gifts where homer simpson drives over the bridge and then Once he's over the bridge he sets it on fire so nobody else didn't cross so yeah. I think this is an instance of protecting your incumbent advantage. As you know the goliath of social media giants. I also think it's really interesting that zuckerberg is saying this so far. We haven't seen the other people who are testifying at this committee. Hearing like jack. Dorsey come out in support of some sort of section two thirty regulations. So far it's been unique to berg. Also say one thing. I'm also skeptical of is he offers a critique of section two thirty and he says i think to ingratiate himself to politicians that he's amenable to changes but he doesn't really suggest what those changes would be If you are too strict if you remove that liability and allow the facebooks of the world to get sued on On the basis of their content moderation decisions then these companies are going to be extremely conservative about what they allow on their platforms. And it's going to start to look more like broadcast news where you know. Nbc cbs and abc aren't going put controversial content on their network because they know that they could be fined by the fcc But then if you go too far in the other direction and your to your to blacks in terms of content moderation you could be allowing for the massive spread of disinformation of abuse So you know if you're going to offer a critique of section two thirty which he does here. I think it's incumbent upon him to offer some sort of policy solution. That's just not something that i've seen. Now it's smacks of Please don't throw me in the briar patch. Yeah exactly and i can understand it. I mean that's intimidating even if it's via zoom to be grilled by a congressional committee by I do think we have to look at this A little bit cynically and realized the unique motivations that has in these circumstances all right. We'll benny elon. Thanks for joining us. Thank you boom. Thanks to all of our sponsors for making the cyber wire possible especially are supporting sponsor. Proof points observant. The leading people centric insider threat management. Solution learn more at observant dot com. And that's the cyber wire for links to all of today's stories. Check out our daily briefing at the cyber wire dot com and for professionals and cybersecurity leaders. Who want to stay. Abreast of this rapidly evolving field. Sign up for cyber wire pro. 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The Great Gildersleeve 51-03-21 (400) Bronco Tries to Run the House
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Sounds like a baritone. You'll be doesn't wake up a little girl me six o'clock this morning with babies around the house you don't need an alarm clock probably gonna go off anytime. These twins have been pretty good. They've got that sunny disposition. Yes migraine rocket with the babies. Were trying to get them. Back to sleep on Shari my good morning. Good Morning Mr Tillerson. Only Leroy frighten the baby boy. That's just your uncle Lee Ryan. Since we haven't selected for the twins yet we call them big little girl big boy it. Look you grab my thinking grab anything. Hang on he was asleep until at window. Shutter upstairs started banging going to have that shutter fixed Mr Gildersleeve. I'm going to. Y'All have it fixed right away as you said that last week? Well rankles boys going to sleep to keep awake all day soil sleep later morning Leroy. There's too much noise going on around. Here wake up. The baby verts your. That's where I think nothing of it. It's been done before dollond. Bredon Lee While. Take you upstate. Thinking I wouldn't take them upstairs. Birdie nobody that trick shutters banging up their shutter. Well we'll take them in the study that shuttle saying let's go eat breakfast. I'll take care of the shuttering. I'll get the coffee and orange juice. Let's go yes sir. I could take care of the shatter Mr Gildersleeve but I hesitate to take the initiative around here. Since you're the head of the House Ronco you won't find me residing anything. We're one big happy family. If anybody has any constructive suggestions about how this house should be run. You should speak up yes sir. I probably shouldn't mention it but if I were running the house I do something about that. Light in the linen closet looked in there recently. Well switch doesn't work but I wasn't gonNA mention it. I want you to mention these things and I buy anything else. Wrong around here You know now Rocco you've got on your mind anything big Mr Gildersleeve. None of these things are important getting important and then you well. If I were running this House I put a new window pane in the attic. I didn't know it was broken gets cracked. I was up there the other day and a lot of cold. Air is coming in Nosy son-in-law you understand Mr Gildersleeve I'm not trying to take over. Oh no but these are things I do if I were running the House. Ill Yes breakfast. Oh Yeah Marge. How about Mr Giller? Sleaze Bacon and eggs. No He's telling me what to eat for breakfast. Shouldn't have that conversation with Bronco? Upset me this way after all I asked you but he didn't to give it to me. Stop in Floyd and cool off talent. Come on in command. Rillo floyd welcome to Little Floyd Munson Stan soil emporium. I think that's French for Bobby Shop. Just give me a shake. You'll bet sweep. I know that's you all right floyd. Hurry Up Talk Barbara. What's nothing? I'm sorry I you. He morning breakfast yet also have always even told what to eat. Yeah you ain't married could be doing that. I don't believe in talking about my relatives. Floyd mind saying glad to change. Come over Bronco. Yeah I guess. Having twins change any man that add something to do with it all right now that he has a family of his own he wants to run the whole house. If I were you do I do this does if I were you? I'd do that Bigeye. Well my wife love tried to take over once. Said she didn't say if I were you. She said if you don't listen a little different kid thinks he can run the house better than I can try it. Why don't you let them try? That's the way I shut up lovey. You she wanted to take charge everything so I let her on the day. The milk bill was due and the clothesline fell down you slide. I couldn't have all the responsibilities of the household on an inexperienced boy. Why not saying they learned a lesson. Jane opened a Yep Sense. She hasn't love the and exactly a clam handle everything commission and then a week. She was begging me to be boss again. I would broccoli takeover then have to come begging me a why not now. You're getting Smart Commission. I don't to be doing it at teach the boy lesson your I Hello Leroy Wash. You remember you remember five day you let look. Bronco REALIZE WHY? Can't we catch? He doesn't know it yet to let him run the house for awhile dirty trick making him pay. All the bill meal year-old dental was still pretty money within reason seems to want the experience and I'm going to accommodate. This'll be a pushover. Wait a minute Roy. I'm giving him the range yet. Your K- could hit him. For two weeks. This could have arrays. Kuro runkel coming Murray Hill Bronco waiting for you Mr Gildersleeve Holly. I mean Bronco Pleasant Day today. Oh yeah sure. I'm glad to hear it. What's the matter with Leroy Prime Rix Rocco? Why don't you car tonight me? Oh no Mr Gildersleeve UCAR. You're the head of the FAMILY NOT NECESSARILY GO AHEAD BUCKLE BRONCO. You got to learn sometime. Well that's exactly what I was thinking today. What's that imaginary right bracket you have to learn some time as a matter of fact? Why don't you take over the job of managing the House for? Oh I couldn't do that. Yes you can put everything in your hands. You can keep the books pay. The Bill Pandy allowances holy. What do you say Amcham to you? Keep things shipshape Mr Gildersleeve. Does this have anything to do with what I said this morning? Oh no real like I said. I don't resent criticism well and like you said you need the experience because you'll make a few days. I'd let the. Oh no I'd never be able to handle things the way you do. You seem to run the house without doing anything. Actually I run the office to. I want you to run things once you learn your less. Yeah I mean how to run the house. All right Mr Gildersleeve. If that's the way you feel how take a run at is now on? We'LL TAKE ORDERS. Bronco officially in charge now on. Leroy fire away have run? Yes Leroy. Congratulations on being in charge of everything. I know you'll do a super job. Thank you Leroy Allowance. No Smooth Boy Leroy about your allowance. Yeah there's a broken window in the attic oh potatoes and gravy and nobody started coming here. I'll carbon a minute birdie. You broncos running the house where he's wrestling with his first problem. Yes now then about the window it seems to have been broken by a BB gun. No Kidding Marjorie. Have you been shooting a BB gun? Not Silly Mr Gildersleeve Commissioner underwriting early are you hiding gun somewhere? Not Me ready well. It wasn't me and it couldn't have been the twins. How do you know Leroy could've been you? Okay got me. There was an accident. I was looking icicles off the heat. I see but unfortunately leroy accidents cost money comes and I think you should contribute twenty five cents out of your own store the new windowpane. I'll pay the balance out of the House Fund for that. I Noli Roy. What an organized society we must have our rules and regulations bits right. I don't mean to be hardly Roy but just think of me as working for the good of all of us. I'm trying to be efficient in the job. The which I been elected now little fellow either any questions. Yeah one can we hold another election. Rag may be impeached before you can resign. Gillislee will return after this important announcement. Margie broncos still need names. They're twins and you may win the prize of a lifetime helping them out. Yes just listened to the prizes to be awarded in Margarines. Eighty three thousand five hundred dollar name. The twins contest each week or five weeks park is awarding for glamorous. Ford Victoria's and innovation ten general. Electric Portable dishwashers generally like Rick. Triple with mixers one hundred crisp new twenty dollar bills one hundred Chris new ten dollar bills. That's two hundred and thirty four prizes each week for five weeks. I here's how you enter. 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Well Broncos doing a great job and he seems to be Saving Water Commissioner Money Mr Sleeve. I fixed that. Lighten the linen classes. Call in an electric. Did you know sir? Now I cut off the master switch and fixed it myself rockall. You're learning fast. That's exactly what I would have done gotten around to it. You've given me something to shoot at. When a problem comes up I ask myself. How would Mr Gildersleeve of done this had? He gotten around to it. Yes you're downtown shopping trip. How would the baby's over there and they're crib? What'd you buy Marge? Babies here's your mother. Marge what'd you buy precious little darlings? I don't know which one of us the cuter margin. What did you buy? Bronco hangs on like a bull just a half a hat but you have a hat a lot of them. Maybe it's an Easter Bonnet. Bronco already bought an Easter Bonnet. I couldn't resist this one right. You see it. Open the box Alabama DRACO. You look nervous nervous but mark but it I thank you auntie there. Isn't it adorable and only seven ninety five seven ninety five? So what do you think that funny you laugh at you want but the twins alike it look babies look at mothers and you have large big blow agrees with his father? He's just hungry but I'll take it back. Take upstairs Broncos your come on big boy. Your mother doesn't want that have does she? Well I guess I really don't Need No. You'll be the prettiest girl in the Easter parade. That other one really thinks you woulda cagey operator. He saving money and making her like Ellsbury that Rocco laughter. Yes sure is making this margin. Leroy told alive. He's opening is a good managing yes? He's come air by this House Day because he knows he don't have to check up on Birdie he won't catch him colleague Brady on the carpet. Oh birdie rock. I've been wanting to have a talk with you me. A how much did you pay for that roasted last night? All that was a sign he and I paid seven and pound. Seventy nine cents a pound. Yes stupid knock Birdie. I noticed in the paper. They had a special on hands at the acne. Market is seventy one sensor problem but this him and then bad kills me know that. Don't miss out of this well very. That's a small point but if you have an hour to this afternoon I'd like to sit down with you and review the operation of the kitchen. Bronco nobody has to tell Birdie how to buy the kitchen. Do they miss? You'll see you realize never tried to very. I just have a job to do. I got a job to do too. And I'm very is known as the best. Buy in the block ancient Gill a block. When Clarkston he come star they say Robin Birdie? Check up on me calls when they've come in. They say backing. I know when they see me. You really give us more than we begin for. We'll see very easy. If you have a couple hours. Now listen to putting Bronco. Jags the smartest thing you ever did. He can make you rich. Kill the week now. You doing a sign. Jon Thank you Mr Gildersleeve. I'm just trying to drive down the middle of economy road again. You're you're doing to let stop in and have you deserve a nickel nickel Bronco. Can I do for you? Mr Killer sleep invited me to have a COKE MR. Okay I gotta find sudden up. He you're doing a great job running the House here. Well there are a lot of little extravagances trying to eliminate a penny. Saved is a penny earned. Very good boggle club. Say it comes the Jack. Hello Harris Handyman. Cook with US judge. Toast the new financial manager of Gildersleeve. We've been running a house early week. What he says goes hasn't working under from Mr Keller Sleep Got Bernie Leroy mize rick cutting corners in every direction please company. I'm looking for bowling for the at a giant great idea judge. I'm been voting for fast my executive. Well well yeah. I'm running a little low and these the Bosch Iraq. Oh give me five dollars. Five dollars is that should be over. Mr Gildersleeve. You've had your allowance for the week you on an allowance going along with it like everybody else in the family. You defy please Mr Killer sleep. I'll advanced to you if you really insist. But what Marjorie and Leroy and burry say they want more money to it. Set a dangerous precedent and DEFEAT OUR WHOLE PLAN. A one rotten apple can contaminate the whole barrel Arachne. Rotten Apple Watch horace. I think it's up to you to show leadership in this situation. Forget I asked you. Oh that's cooperating. Yes thanks for the treat Mr Sleep. I'm going to the bank now. S banking my money. Alpine like you go bowling. We can visit zoo. That's all right. We're going bowling. I know how to get the money. Are You living together? I have a charge account. Here give me five dollars and put it on my bill. So you don't have a charge account here being rackaroos and yesterday and canceled by charge accounting at night. It seems. He's canceled them. All over town sneaking dissuade like at home. Wait a minute met together. Save fifteen cents for the coast. Maybe you're not worried about that. Fifteen cents insane pay judge. I'll pay you later. George Chit tricked me who he's not. GonNa be again. I'm taking over. I'll go study is in my hair to talk with you. Mr Gildersleeve ready to talk. Since we were Mr. PD's I've been thinking nine a very uncomfortable position so am I. It isn't right for me to tell you what to do. Rago stop saying what I want to say. Yes Sir so I've balanced books and I'm turning them back to you. I've notified the rest of the family. Here's what I saved on the weeks budget. Pretty two dollars and sixty cents at thirty dollars. That much How'd you do? It wasn't easy rock. You did a great job. Shake Hands Bible. Thanks for the experience Mr Gildersleeve. Now if you'll excuse me you back thirty two dollars and sixty six yard young fellow the Hannity of shoulders. They just don't come any rankle. Thirty two dollars coming in Marjorie. I do for you in charge again right but rocker did a fine job. We're all indebted doing had to borrow from would let me send out the living room but it can't wait any longer. It just has to be cleaned measuring very money in your hand wage. I gotTA restock the pet. Think Mr Bronco will let nothing less with yes but need twenty thousand kissing twenty dollars very fifteen dollars to have the rug clean donkey Kong dollars fifteen thirty five dollars money at school. There's thirty seven me that I'm that the Great Gildersleeve. We'll be right back. Don't forget this week. Arcade MARGARINE NAMED THE TWINS. Big Prize contest ends at midnight. This Saturday just think too. Simple words may win. You have thrilling Victoria. Send your names or the twins your own name address and the red end flat from parque package to read end laps. If you WANNA try for that extra five hundred dollars bonus as well as afford. The address is our margarine six seven nine nine Chicago Seventy-seven Illinois get park and an entry blank. Your Grocery Tomorrow Rocco you. What a slicker takes all the credit for saving money around this House and I'm the one who has to pay? I'll never forgive him for that. One of the twins waking up but good take a look jar. We get some good news for you. Do Look like Bronco. Rocco probably meant well a bad son-in-law honest hard-working. He likes me a little babies. Find Him you'd have to be the UH valley. Goodnight folks needed show is written by Paul West. John Elliott Mandy White with music by Robert Armbruster included in the cast. Are Walter Deadly Mary? Lee Robb? Randolf Nick Brennan leaked. He'll argue Brian. Ross Vikram this. Is John Huston? Saying good night for the Kraft Foods company makers arcade margarine and those other famous quality. Food products sure listening next Wednesday and every Wednesday while the further adventures of the Great Gildersleeve. 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The Great Gildersleeve 51-02-21 (396) Marjorie's Babies Arrive
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Nobody goes GAM advert. These been hovering around his house too long ready and I think today's the day I think so too. Yes and I have breakfast ready and a fine fine. I think I ought to be big about this and stay in school today Leroy. I shouldn't think going to school on the day. My sister might go to the hospital much. You can do here my boy you go to school. I wouldn't feel right about Leroy my sister in the hospital. I couldn't do justice to that arithmetic test. I giving today. You will try Leroy Force yourself. You'RE DRUNK UP MORNINGS. Gildersleeve writing highly. Roy Oh oh yeah Marjorie. Coming down soon as she bronco well. She thought she'd stay in better. Wireless Morning Mr Gildersleeve. She's feeling fine. You understand happy as a lark good but she thought she'd stay in bed while AC. You know Mr Gildersleeve. I think I'll stick around the house this morning. Will I thought I'd say around home this morning to just be like it. Somehow I feel like a tool but as anybody sympathetic you'll get stay home to mile George Washington's birthday. I WanNa stay home today. My nephew's birthday. Let's not try to make a holiday out of this leader may become a holiday. My nephew may grow up to be president to yeah. Why don't you let Roy stay home today? Mr Gildersleeve Resident Bronco Thompson Junior. You can stay home. Sheer what the heck. Let's make it a holiday for the Little President L. Let another game of checkers. Bronco Action Mr Gildersleeve contract this morning. Because Betty with Massey's empty tray. Bill Harry Brady Margie Breakfast Birdie. I never thought he'd back. She's wonder why men don't go to work. Doesn't she think we'll be needed? Murdy go support a family. If you don't go out and sell Real Estate First Holiday tomorrow the holiday you're mixed up Bronco President Bronco Junior has been inaugurated jet. Yeah I guess I will have to support him for a while and there are a couple of deals. I should be working on year. Go ahead Bronco. Are you going to the water department? You might situation a little different bronco. I don't have to call on my customers anytime. They want water. They just turn on the tap and it comes running go happen today Mr Gill Sleep you and Mr Bronco to ready for. You can't be too sure but he asked him when you to read it happen. That could be yes today. 'cause you do ready you're right. The data car won't start a you got a flat tire. It's going to happen today. They need to raise. Yes you and Miss Bronco over my wife to go to work Bronco. You're to ready. Went out to see a prospect. Oh not today. Everything's running. Smoothly won't be terrible if I stay home from school all day and nothing happens. Yes I'd have stay home from school for day. I'll I doubt if you're scheme is good for more than one day. Okay pump up my basketball fill date. I might be lost him do that. He the house. He's the office key to the guy. The GOK Nothing Bible. I can't find the keys against the car. Okay and I gone anyplace are you know? I don't think so. They'll show up. They don't get excited exciting. Everything's running smoothly. We all need them. We may go to the hospital. Don't asking questions help you find keys? Look everyone looking the on the couch. I get excited about blowing up a basketball the keys my you find the tire pump in the back of the Guy. You wait a minute. I think I'll go with you. Want her to see if the Guy Stike you. In case I wanNA town for a Cigar. Started started since nineteen thirty nine. Well everything's running smoothly. If the guy seems to be leaning a little is nearly flat was being slowly drive with that. Oh Kanye what is it very? No my goodness brilliant about you said. It wouldn't be today but I've got a flat tire me right up. Josh. I glad to see you again. The judge in time thinking the hostile judge this is it goes to the gym odor. I'm sorry I don't have my car. You don't know the batteries dead. I came over to ask Bush Roy Henry. The pump can stand back judge. Pump up this tire you to be the let me take a while gala judge. I WANNA do my. It's I'm long winded. Say you take over. Judge thank you. Won't you coming very much backing out over saying aside? I've gotTa Dash Hospital. What now very slowly. Here's a good idea for you. The next time you plan to have guests into Lynch make your main dish attempting shrimp and Tomato Salad and to be sure it's just as delicious can be served plenty of Wonderful Miracle Whip Salad dressing alongside the Miracle. Whip has such a delightful flavor. It's lively and teasing neither do mile or two Shar. It's a flavor that millions of folks everywhere call just exactly right and you know Miracle Whip Slavery Is Truly Distinctive Because Miracle Whip is actually a different kind of salad dressing. 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Now throckmorton why don't you in the judge? Just sit here and relax yes guilty. We can sit here and look out the window saying there's Levi wear looking. He's climbing that tree. I guess he was to be close to the scene. Also still badly. Roy is not enough to come to the maternity ward. Raise the window way. I is easy guilty shoot. This is a quiet zone. Your we don't know yet. We're waiting to Windows. Quick Leroy's so cute quiet occasion for little hero. It is for all of us move bonds. Me Martin Stop. Worrying is here. Well good. I'll go back to Marjorie. Now leave you to here in the father's room by the way. Where is the Father Iraq? You'll have been wondering about that too. Very stayed home in Casey phones. I hope he's here in time time. Is there very much? You're going to be a grandfather before you know it. State Yemen thinking judge. I know how you look forward to this moment. After raising module from a little child giving her in marriage you're privileged to be present at life's greatest moment when the nurse appears and says those beautiful waring's it's a Bali as the case. Maybe it'll be wonderful judge. I wouldn't miss it for is one thing now. Broccoli should be here. You should hear those words. I Guess Ation could he be? You could be any place. We had him convinced. The baby wouldn't be here today. I wonder if I could find me. I mean if you leave baby may come on. I know measuring wants him here. He wants to be here. This is a big moment at both airlines. Y'All right you're absolutely right. Could be a long while yet. I might have time to find him and get back. Don't you think judge what do you think? Emmy I ask you what you thought. I don't know you for goodness sake. What are you going to do? Who Why am I stalling? Bronco has to be here. No leave judge. Stay right in this room going to find that boy. I don't know Stayed up on the tree. Maybe missing something really. We have to find Bronco. He s to be at the hospital when the baby comes to do sign for the fathers big moment out here in this field Roy. This isn't a field is a subdivision yes. Bronco is bringing a prospect here today. I don't see him. Let's go back to the hospital. We have to find bronchial guy leading to the left again and always leans when you're in. That's not what I mean. I think the tires going flat again. Leroy Watch for Free Air. Sign getting embarrassing on Q. What makes three times? It's got the best filling station for nothing but air. Leroy don't have time. Let them change the tire. Just a minute tires going down again. Affiliate station is close enough to get Leroy man. The pump talk very very yes. Yes pretty bronchial phone now. Better Phone Hospital. I just talked to do not know how is everything? Stop Second Landing Group Leroy detached the PUP react to find. Bronco wasn't employed by. Don't know where else to look. I'm a snapping asking Mr Pedia. Parking space good idea leader tires holding up. It isn't Leroy Human Gestation. I'll amas tied public is you. I'll be back in a minute. Just don't lose any ground. Okay You have you seen Bronco. Yeah hopefully ought to be at the HUSK NO TV. We just don't migrate there. Oh it's the baby ragas selling real estate somewhere and I can't find Yonsei say should be. I don't want to miss the biggest moment of his life of mine visit myself. I'm practically the grandfather name. Exciting it's exciting. A call. The husband comedy. Thank you but I want to use the nick. Today's Day you've been great migrate. This is important. Know I need the false and Mitchell. Jury went to the hospital this morning. Isn't that Nice Look Beatty together. Didn't say I'll ask him hold on their majority flavor girl. You didn't hear yet he's lives. I know I didn't hear yet driving. No you over. But Dan met together. Didn't say asking hold on regular state. What are they going to name the baby bitch boy? You know what the name of the girl he doesn't. Now please get off the phone. Just a second. Let's together keep your firm goodbye by the way you haven't seen Bronco have you your brother. The reason I ask is because I'm trying to help Mr ghostly goodbye there I met together. David's your Karen and here's your nickel. You're welcome C. You better check with the judge to see if they look at his if others room please. It's urgent action can accurately thank you on Gi Jansher. Judge put the judge. I wanted to see if broncos bronco killer slate you run by looking all over for I know made. Anything happened Jess for calling me. She is Rago Rago. He's gone. I'm going to. It's the race between me and the stark and I'm GONNA win. Got To make one of anything to do with it. Excuse me Madam here in the father's your Judge Ronco leave. Guess what you the baby's here. He's here muscular. Sleep this boy. No Mr Gildersleeve girl. Wonderful lovely. Little girl isn't that I ever listened. Get a little girls are Nice House? Mike is fine. Oh March is the most wonderful girl in the world in the maternity ward all each little migraines mother. The baby waiver fifteen and three quarter. Just three pounds fifteen and three quarter ounces. She isn't alive girl galaxies naturally. Well she'll go. We'll feed her. Well all happened just before you came guilty not two minutes ago too bad. You weren't here Mr Gildersleeve. You'll never know how much I appreciate you chasing around looking for me but hadn't been for your message. I wouldn't have made it myself. I'm a happy father role. I'm a heavy grandfather. Two million to heard them say it's a girl like you say nothing Judge Ronco. Yes Hello Throckmorton. Okay I have news for both of you from Dr Macer News. It's a boy boy. You said it was a girl. This one is a boy this one. You mean there's another one. Congratulations twins. The Grandmother Twins one boy blaze four pounds. One and a half wins. Believe I gotTa Tell Leroy out in the twins go home and tell Bernie look through the glass perfect little babies Iraq over Children in the nursery nurses holding him up a keep them warm for the little tykes. You wonder which is the boy. That one has his mouth open. That must be the girl. Rocco you're not looking. Yeah what you feel alright. Oh yeah but I mean you can see March now jim come on. Let's forget Mr Keller Sleeve Ugo got saying go ahead? Where's your smoker? Which how issue has yet. She's fine ride. In FACT YOU MARCH BRONCO MOTHER. Hello Five. Am I'm so glad to see you might miss? Stay outside you were here. I knew you would be. We HAVE TWINS BRONCO I know. Have you seen sure the girl looks just like you? And the boy like you noticed. We didn't think of twins what we name talk about that later. Better sleep do all right. Bronco say did Gildersleeve. We'll be right back friends. It's no small thing. I mean the salad dressing on a salad. Most folks agree. 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The Great Gildersleeve 51-05-30 (410) Leaving on Vacation to Half Moon Lake - Gildy's Schedule
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Well this is a red letter day at the Great Gildersleeve. Big Things are about to happen. How can you tell just look at? Leroy at six o'clock in the morning and he's Outta bed heading into his uncle's room wake up call. Wake up you matic. Let's isn't that time to get up stops shaking me and go back to bed and we gotta get going on our vacation vacation. Oh my goodness call. The family did everybody up. We gotta get nearly Stock Com. Yes Sir there's no time to be lost on vacation day. Six thirty in the morning and the Water Commissioner has taken the car to the service station had it filled with gas and oil and is on his way home for the grand departure by judges beautiful. This time in the morning prettiest time of the day. I'll van ought to get up early every morning. Is the judge on his front porch was the old gold yellow judge. What are you the early bird looking per word early judge? I've been almost an hour so morning is my time to work in the garden. Why don't you come and see my cucumbers? I haven't time judge just stopped by to say goodbye leaving on vacation this morning. Eight o'clock shock. Oh so this is the you bet birdies going to Kansas City to visit her sister. I'm taking my dream. Bronco Leroy in the twins up to half Moon Lake. I to cabinet and everything well. Isn't that Nice? I admire your courage. Galais taking the whole family. You courage. It's quite a chore transporting. The baby is now you not for me. It isn't judge that I have this old trip plan. I'm running it on a timetable Sidley. I didn't leave anything to the last minute. All the details were taken care of days ago. We had a little bad for the twins. It goes in the back seat of the car. All I have to do is go home. Load in the suitcases. Gets a little family aboard. And we're off slick as a whistle. Have Your Roadmaps Sunglasses? You'll have everything judge like. This is no problem at all. You know how to organize it. Believe me I've organized it. Five of Eight. We'll be lacking the house at eight o'clock straight up. I step on the off. Wego is all a matter of planning. Certainly sounds efficient guilty. You know me judge. I don't forget a thing by the way day. Where's your hat? You left it back at the gas station. See you later. Judge catch a fish for me. You want some more hot coffee. Mr Gill's leave last call. You just ready. This is the last thing the hot stuff. The man's outside waiting shut off. Good everybody's right. On time you see how smoothly things go and you have a system. I had all these things plan buddy. We should clicking this house lack of the have less because the head being on the job. All your things packed birdies. Yes the bird. Is Our packing the suitcases on the student. Train leaves at eight thirty. Good Vega. Let's get going take time boy. We're on scheduled. Soon as I gather up the suitcases we can start loading the HECK I. It already has a piece of cloth class. Yeah I'm going to have a flat on the end of my fish. Fishbowl six out about ten feet behind the car. No wait a minute. We can't carry that Fishbowl as you will find the poll when we get there. Take it out of the car. Corn got that Little Problem Settle Roger E. Oh yes bring suitcase. Let's start loading here. We are Mr Gildersleeve. Ready to go. Great at them in the car. Bronco Marjorie is loading. We have to leave in ten minutes. You may the twins almost eight o'clock right well. It shouldn't take more than five minutes. Give Little Ronnie and Linda Bath. We're still unscheduled almost marjorie. It's ten after I got everything away in the kitchen. Guilty good for you buddy. Zoos measure comes down with the twins. We'll be up ten minutes late. That's not too bad. We're already Yankee. Heard the baby rocking my little. I'd like to have them asleep before we put them in the car. I've got everything rolling. Now we'll still things in the car and get leader is there is leader. Knew that boy. I'll go out on the front porch and call him look baby's on can't go yet. You walk the babies. Sit Down legally we on the road as as the twins. They're asleep put all these things in the car. Get my turtle. We're not taking. That Turtle Lake Lakers School of them. Each company no turtles in the car. I can't leave him in the best way outside. I'll catch things are still going all right. We get away by eight thirty. That isn't so bad suitcase. Dallas too. I'm ready that's fine. My train leaves and ten minutes. I don't mean to Russia but only got ten minutes and we can't get to I. I forgot to take you to the train. You quick in the Birdie at Davidson said goodbye. Ms Margin Mr Bronco. I think I got everything all Birdie come on the car Bernie all right. Let's see nine o'clock well by joy who get started. Now you'll have the twins asleep with their bedding the garden and take off one hour late. Well could be worse. Take more than a minute. Load the CAR. My did you everybody. Let's go wait a couple of minutes. Anti email wedding bronco had to drugstore where out of the babies formula you ever had and you think of these things before you see me leaving things to the last minute to minute. Euro Gasman was looking for Ya. Hit caused all events on the furnace entity yield rather. Imagine letting things in the car when I go down in the basement get some Roy. Go help your sister. Big Help You at eight o'clock in mine if these vents closed up and then confronted. We're going home feet upstairs. He is. You'll have the car loaded in no time. We'll be on our way is the only a quarter to ten. We're not doing so bad. The last of my stuff in the car on. Fine Bible families clicking. We'll be on the road in five minutes ready Mr Gildersleeve shoes. I get my hat up the House car on. Why is it riding low? Looks like a hot Rod. I won't put the twins in the car until the very last good idea. You're getting started on a trip isn't any problem when you get things organized you where the keys to the house. I have them. All the doors are locked. Step the front. Well let's go up United Leroy. It'll get in the car and round. Couldn't bring the twins you don't wake them up Bronco. I want boy. Here we go. You Bet Shocked. You got the car fixed. Let's find my boy the car some packing job. You'll brother it is loaded. Who put the box on the floor in the back? That's mine couldn't hang it on the radiator. You is really couldn't you put some of these things in the trunk transform? Your we are the whole family. Open the door. Leroy the bed for the twins and vacuums. Alright where the rest of us going to sit. Well I could sit in back with the twins and March could sit up in front. I'll make Leroy Nanna suitcase. Irv I gotta sit. Somebody has to drive the car. Couldn't you put the suitcases on the floor to suitcases down there already? When all this junk come from that the things we absolutely need on maybe if I sat in the front no I wouldn't work. Well I have to sit in the back with the babies but there is room for you in front of what rice sat next year. The suitcases there. Let's face it. We can get everything we need in the car. I put us the Great Gildersleeve. We'll be back in just a moment. Mitre body it's super find. Its Rats Salad oil. The first salad oil ever offered for your home use by the makers of all those wonderful kraft salad dressing products. The first time you use kraft salad oil in one of your own homemade salad dressings or in one of those big beautiful Chiffon cakes you make oriented any recipe. That calls for liquid shortening. You'll know you've found a treasure or kraft salad. Oil is more than just a new salad oil. It's a new kind of salad oil. A lighter bodied salad oil that blends perfectly with other ingredients. That's because Kraft Salad. Oil is a super find salad oil. 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Doing just leave the we gotta do something eight thirty. I had everything ready to go on in the house. Lee Ri- in losing ground. Maybe Mario some of that junk. She's teaching you think we were going to greenland sure. We gotTA rearranged took along it all out and we put them all back in. I can't we go. I figured every conceivable arrangement there simply isn't room for all that luggage in the car. With four people in two babies on babies Leroy tag onto lake for. They can't fix. Maybe we can have a luggage set up on the train. There's no railroad anywhere near the lake. No bus service. Either we can just take something out of those suitcases and consolidated onto. I'm only taking the absolute essential. We have to have clone what we wear all the clothes. We won't in any case it. All you know help trying we ever GONNA go. You live thirty you. What a family to feed the babies again. There's enough hot water warm. Some melt holy cow. Just you and I go on. Baby's milk suitcases could take all summer. Don't tempt me need to be a way to work this out. You stay here and keep an eye on things. I'm going to run down gunstone. I need a strong cigar. Ooh Halo I. Can I do for you this morning? Give me the longest blackest cigar. You have starting on vacation in January and said you in. The family laughed at eight o'clock this morning. We haven't lived yet gene. I've never seen anything like it. Just try to get four. People in two babies started on a trip. No obviously Mississippi and I plan to vacation one year. We're going to leave one Friday morning real Friday morning. Bright and early. I was sitting in the car waiting for Mississippi get started before noon and sat in trying to ten o'clock clock will. That's not so bad Saturday night can't happen to me. Pd because so loaded down. There isn't even room for me to sit. Yeah I don't know how we'RE GONNA do it. Guy Just isn't big enough. I need to rush. It must have you ever thought of taking family up to the lake and ships shift. You mean peewee. Sister had lied family and when they travel from one place to another and husband takes him sections he remembers one car load and and comes back for another. That's an idea makes a lot and driving but I guess when a man has a big family he likes to keep moving you by George. Pd Hit something. I'll take part of the family up to the lake. Then come back and pick the rest that solves the problem and hanging happy. I in fact I feel so good. I won't need the man and Medicaid along K no problem with child euro fine fellow. Pd certainly telling you guys see you later. Having Nice Agent Jury Bronco Leroy I. I haven't figured out. How are we? GonNa you back. You call me Mr Gildersleeve. I work out a plan. Kitties how we can get to the lake very simple. We'll go up and ships certainly take you in the babies in the luggage up in one load. Then I'll come back tonight in Brockton Leroy and I will come up in the morning. Leroy wait. I don't think that'll work Mr Gildersleeve. Well leave margin. The twins up there alone all night would go up when you come back from Argentina twins in the morning all that. Leave Marge alone down here. That's no good either. Take Leroy up and come back in the morning. Leroy up there alone tomorrow. I could bring Leroy back. We're all back here again. There must be some way. This family can get to the lake. And why don't you and Leroy go up and stay for a week or two and then come back and Brooklyn? I'll go up for a couple of weeks idea. Let's go just a minute just a minute. Each very generous of You. Marjorie view and wrap your the ones who need vacation me kid either way margin. I can go up I. It's all right with us. Somebody has to go cow but we have to do something about children children please. This is a vacation. You Imagine Bronco you take the twins and the car and you go now. Gildersleeve you only I go. I can't split the family up. That's all we got all go. We won't go it off vacation. Wait a minute wait. I have an idea. I think we're all hungry. You're hungry aren't you Leroy? Let's take the twins will pile on the car and we'll go down to John's drive-in after we've had some lunch. We'll all feel better. What are you saying? You're not a bad idea. I can never think on an empty stomach. I think it's the best suggestion we've had all day. You Open the door brock. When I'll bring the trim sure we'll all feel better after we've eaten ride my boy we will help you. March open the back door of the car and I'll put them on their big. Jay was a little slow. Yeah they are had been is just right for the twins babies. How are we going to get Inaki? How does she you get into back next to the babies? I have to climb over these things on the floor. Let's open the door on the other side. Go do that everything. And that's idle. Pull out a hole in the top submarine next year. I'm going to spend my vacation. The elks club kind march. I'll give you a hand careful. Don't wait the twins. The twins the judge again. That's all we need an ill goat relieving Ed class. What happened you delayed stand back? Judge require you'll wake the twins coal judge high judge. We're trying to get in the car. Is that Marjorie in their. Hello Agra nudge going to wake up the babies omelette beer. We're trying to get in the car. This reminds me a grandfather story of how they came across. The plains covered wagon. It was pulled by accident. Interesting judge now. If you don't mind we better go. Oh yes well. I have a nice time with the league. We're not going to the lake. What's his well? We haven't figured out how to get everybody up there. You were just going down to the drive in lunchtime negative. A VACATION. Go to eat judge. Well I'm away. You'd by judge. Let's go now. I want to go to the drive in. I'm lost my appetite in the car. GonNa set my glove compartment. Fired the drive in. Leroy you sit up in front and Broncos have to come on little brother in law now don't you? He's cases everybody settled back here. I'm squashed did withhold tight. Everybody comfortable yeah. I'm very comfortable Save Kitties. I have a great idea. We're in the car babies luggage. Why Stop Driving? Why don't we keep right on going to the lake with me? Let's go all the family together. That's the way it should be half Moon Lake here. We come leans failing over the bounding. The timing the Great Gillislee. We'll be right back tomorrow at your grocers. Remember to pick up a PINT OR QUART. Bottle of wonderful new kraft salad oil. The first salad oil ever offered for your home use by the makers of all those other wonderful kraft salad dressing products. Try this new salad oil in your homemade salad dressings. You're baking you're cooking. It's lighter bodied because it superfine yet kraft salad oil. Good all summer Willis again folks. I had a dime. Getting a little family started on vacation. Who We're on our way always settle down at half Moon Lake our annual summer away from summerfield. I WanNa take a moment to thank all the people who are behind the scenes year after year to bring the Great Gildersleeve program is deadly this complete the tenth year of the Great Gildersleeve. First of all is family while they're technically Leroy merrily. Rob I'm Marjorie and Lillian Randolph. Very is my husband. Bronco who's played by Dick Brener and Leaky Eliza? Both of the twin Earl Ross has been with us since the program began and Dick Grand created the character Mr for years and years ago to find answers John Huston and Jim Doyle consistently amazing always brilliant scripts written by John Elliott and wide and Paul wished. Thank you fellows. Bridges and background composed and conducted by reverend numbers. Sound effects usually have been created by Monte Frazier and Ray. Ferguson is our engineer. Joe Is directed by Frank Pittman Virgil rhymer represents NBC. Wonderful sponsor of course is the Kraft Food Company thank craft and all these other people for their contributions and we WANNA thank all of you in the audience other so many nice letters this past. These allegations have timber. Watch your newspaper for details. Fill-in is what I'm saying. Have a fine summer and good night. All what's your favorite scent heartbeat. Report cuts loney liver sausage. Well whatever it is. Remember this if you had a little mustard you latte a lot of bang. Yes a little mustard. Makes every bite tastes better particularly if it's craft prepared mustard? There are two kinds of craft mustard. You know kraft salad mustard delicately spiced and craft mustard with snappy horseradish added. Have both on hand for different tastes. Different uses and remember when you add a little mustard. You add a lot of pain. Get craft prepared mustard starting next Wednesday night at the same time. 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The Great Gildersleeve 50-10-18 (378) Weight Problems
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Well this morning, the Great Gildersleeve took his little nephew leroy down to Hogan Brothers department store divide suit, and while he was there evolved, bought one for himself to did he have it wrapped? NOT THE WATER COMMISSIONER! Ease wearing it home and it's quiet as sue. You Bet latest thing dill pickle Greek. On the other side. For My boss. People over there when you? Crash dangerous for a little kid. Gets to look at you. Pride over me now, Leroy let them be jealous. You ever find sue. Cow On cut color, dill pickle green. Masquerade party master eight sure put on must've been Shrek the hamburgers. That'll do. You just little boy and you don't know anything about fashion. Color is so new. It hasn't even been in the magazine. Some popcorn and gone on movie. No, we have to get only very. You'll be waiting dinner books. I Taylor's. This is a good looking. Nice line snappy. ooh Biden me man. Walking along. Just glanced into a shop window. Collar, it's nice to. Just, like S, clar-, Why did they make the story short and get a good look at yourself before you hit the doorway? Be. All right I'm looking for something. Right here in thanks in this big shot window. This is more like it. You can tell anything those triple Mir's Selah suit. You see too many people. Paint store. Let's go home well. I may want to buy some height, let. Gillislee you look pretty good this. Code with the belt in the back makes, those shoulders look fine depends on ice to and I. Read a story once about a guy named Narcissus. Did was sitting looking reflection in the water. You know what happened. Found the lady. We'll go. My name is Nice, isn't I'm not gonNA fall in any lake. Becky? Of, COQ! Your name clerk probably let them say it. What does it say that died? Schmuck you. We're home. Don't you look Nice. and. Here. Yuppie yeah. Didn't recognize me. Anyway you look at their. Leave, you can lose the. Latest thing, buddy, there's what they're wearing. A New York now as pleats in the pants, I trust online. Like this coat. That ban. Guilty the way that Cope Mayio Sheldon's catching up with your way plan. Cold because I only bought this because I need it. Has To have more than one suit especially when he's the one commissioner. CURRENT SINK! How do you like the color all of that night? But Kelly's catfish green. Pickle agree. All the young men wearing it this year rally. Against the rural I am young yet. In that outfit, you could go to the college football game and the. Section sure I could go out and help with student section over. Shooting sexy, you alright, but. I don't look back. Will Very Leroy's right I know moss back plenty of fire and me yet. I'm full of beads. Udo Marjorie hello. Leroy you look so nice. Marjorie. Notice anything about me. Here we go again. All have lovely Sudan Catfish Greenville pickle. It gives you a wonderful big. Your uncle more like a dill pickle. Isn't the suit at all, my? Most of these figures mine around waste. It's all his. Little jokes. Journalists Monitor the clothes I've been wearing before. Maybe look older than I am. I'm not of question, not right in my prime. Man Doesn't come in to his full strength until he passes forty right on. Go my waistline. But I'm not fat. I'm just having. Your wonderful Uncle Morton. We love you. Thank, you my dear, don't we love him Leroy. Stairs. Yea. Wash your little pace, but dinner well I'm going out and help. Birdie Yankee Great. Flipping. Take a peek in the hall mirror. Couldn't see much in the store window. Let's better. I'm not being. Narcissistic kept looking at himself in the water. Look at. Right George Gildersleeve Leonard, you. Admit it, Europe powerhouse. Look at those show. Arms Really Asleep. Yes the head of the household, the white stallion, leading the wild horses. The Bull Moose leading the Moose. -THER BRONCO FORGOTTEN ABOUT HIM Playing. Hello Bronco Marjorie. Here's your little husband. Darling. March baby. My, little family! In the package darling. Oldest. From sales scam, I'm going to put him upstairs for I watch my weight. I weighed myself today. MR, Gildersleeve and I've gained three pounds. Will good you're growing? That's what worries me. Mr Gildersleeve I got quite a shock yesterday. Oh, when I dressed in the morning I forgot to put on my belt and I didn't notice it until noon. Trousers. That's what worries me. Bronco you've never looked better. You, there's the ball. You could use a little weight if you're. Leave the wild horses. Be The head of a family. You've got the villiers up like me. Who knows to Gildersleeve just because I'm going to be a father I'm not going to let myself go. Out just a minute. Being silly isn't Yanji and look at the muscles in his own. Show him your arm, Bronco. Bronco. Roy Bronco doesn't WANNA show is muscles wittily grows up. That Buffalo's GONNA get bigger. Embarrassing brother-in-law? He's just a boy bubble. Boy Ronco remember how used to ten yourself in the doorway. HIGH-ACHIEVING YOURSELF! No? It doesn't Wanna Jim Selby doesn't have to. You. Don't even know if I can do it now. Be. One. Two. Three. Four well, look. Wonderful Anki, yes. Sure. I only who twelve? Oh pretty bad. Dinner joining us. Talk. Just one the royalty can't do that. Batman. And not sure that I mean for a large man. Oh, is that so I'm not bad? I'm just well built. On all right stand aside. Flora. Rush. Put Up. What kind of. You're breaking the door praying. Could have done it though at woods pretty weak. Don't we try to? Bridge. What's so funny much? In that doorway reminded me of the day we went to zoo Wolfer. Come to the table. Bronco. Use It on the left. Over here Leroy over there. This is why we always we'll sit there. Had Broccoli. Crawling around the back of a chair without touching the floor, Leroy Margie married husband, not performing seal I remember that trick. Bronco was the only boy at school who could do it. BRING THE DINNER Did that one, Bronco. I couldn't do. You Can Leroy said he couldn't. Don't you believe it? Down you can do it. Right. This is pretty difficult. Go around the back of the chair. Without judging or Bronco. Was Nothing. I can. Just a minute. Don't be silly. Award couldn't begin to do that. Why couldn't I wouldn't try it if I were you? Mr Gildersleeve keep out of this i. Am the Bull Moose. How. Can do anything that. I can do it better i. This guilty. Stand Baghdadi. The. House. Your Media. Jeremy Killers Glue it back together. The chair. Excuse me, what about dinner rocky? You'RE GONNA eat. Going to my room. Mirror. loosely. Just in the top. Boo going down. Narcissus you fell in the lake. Great Gildersleeve returns in just a moment. It's fresh. Really fresh. Always fresh shell. That's why it tastes so good. It's parque margarine made by kraft naturally. When you buy margarine, you expect it to be wholesome and nutritious, but when you buy Parque Margarine, you can expect it to be something else as well. You can expect it to be fresh, really fresh, always fresh, no matter where or when you buy, and because it's fresh. Parque is the margarine that. That always tastes so good. Yes, Parque is always fresh. It's made fresh from selected products of American farms. It's rushed fresh to your store and refrigerated trucks. It sold fresh by your grocer. Every package of park is flavor, dated and grocery stocks are regularly inspected by craftsmen. That's why craft can positively guaranteed to you that no matter where or when you buy parque margarine, it will be fresh. Really fresh, always fresh. That's a are A. Y.. Parque margarine made by craft. Let's get back to the Great Gildersleeve in the story of snow. The wicked queen had a mirror the told her anything she wanted to know up in his bedroom warning. The water commissioner has a mirror telling him of you thing. You leave. You May as well face it. You, look like a hippopotamus. Water so Kipah bottomless. No wonder, the family lap and you couldn't ten yourself even lance when you fell off that chair trick. In that Bronco. Thinks. He's smart. I'm smart to. I'm not so fat either. My chest little. Mirror must be warped. Wonder what the family will say when I get under breakfast. They probably won't say anything probably forgotten the whole fake. She. Just active nothing can happen. Judge I may bruise easily, but I heal fast. gumming. A. Modernist guilty. Anti. Wanting a scarcely. com. Era. Leave. You and it's all gotten house about this morning. Acrobat, what do you be Leroy? Sit Down Ongky I put a pillow on your chair for you. Don't need it your chair in the dining. WHO's GONNA BE ALRIGHT, muscular sleep! I'm going to CPAC ON. Yankee Bateman was guilty. Thank you. Have a good appetizers Martin dinner last night. We're all very sorry about last night, Mr Gildersleeve. It was my fault. Oh, no, it wasn't. We'll just get the whole thing. Live by guns be by. That's mighty Nice of you, Mr Gildersleeve you're a big man. Find. We. We all want to apologize mort. We we didn't mean to. that. You know. Like An. Excuse me. Devoid. Experts. You buy can squeeze through the front door I'm. GonNa Waddell downtown. Everybody loves a FATMAN. Lily don't love me. I'm not so big. Kidding yourself give us lead you to. World Confront Inviting, put on weight. I can take it off. Lots of people do. Those ads in the paper. This hug type Cloonan. Elbow Indiana loses twenty pounds and day. Show that. Trimmed down. Maybe a barge today, but tomorrow be speed. Yeah, peavy can help. O. O. This money and I want to get some reducing medicine PD. For A friend of mine. Via ballot, but he's a little chevy. I have a number of popular ban. Does your friend have any preference? No, he doesn't know much about these things. You guys neither do I.. Popular reducing product, Doctor Beagles golden formula it comes the pounds way? I don't think my friend. Dr Beagle. Here's. Your preparation tried. A few people are buying and Marian. reducer very effective. Eight thousand fellow US too much in his waistband disappear time. We had time keeping his job. Fine views, his wristwatch belt. Is that story true. No, but it does a lot of merchandise. Let's get back to my friend. Mr Tate. How many pounds do you want to lose all about fifty? I didn't say it was for me know. All right, it is for me. Was Not that. I'm overweight for my size P i. just thought I'd trim download. For? Probably the cheapest way to stop eating very effective, you know now that the camel when he goes along while without eating, his humps disappeared. I'm not a camel. To be being Chevy. Have, you tried. Rolling machine say I'd forgotten about that. Really is awfully hard work, but I'm desperate. You might get a Janjic com no I. DON'T WANNA risk a call. We I feel today. I could get stuck in that boondoggle. Over the judge's House and get started on that rolling machine. Don't fall overboard. Perfectly welcome to use my rowing machine gail. It here, bedroom well, let's get started judge. My position is head of the families at stake and lose some weight of to roll this thing clear to greenland. Nothing like a rowing machine guilty. That's how I keep my perfect thirty six. All right course every morning, a brisk turn at the ours and then I have a pick me up. APPAR- Ibon and a picture of Kayla. Water. Please I haven't eaten anything since last night. Would you like a snack? At No, thanks remember. Those camels have an idea. I was actually nothing good. Oh, brother, I'm we? Helped me into the bolt. WHO. Gal. Now you're at the oilers I call my bedroom hooker lake you. Two hundred and fifty strokes on the ours. We'll get you across. That is from Wash Stan Bay to tell US slip point. All Right! Let me get started. Left arm. Was the difference I'm really. I can't get across the lake. Let's go straight. Last Art. In the boat Whitney. Long trip. To keep you company. Brother! Going across Hooker Lakers on a rowing machine with an old goat. Water Commissioner this time you struck bottom. Two hundred forty six. Forty seven. Forty eight. Do. Live door. y'All. WHO. We made it. You wrote across hooker leg. Judge lost any weight. I am sure you at Galle you're the pitcher how? Thanks to the rolling machine. Your across the Lake I. keep going to roll back. No, you can really judge way I. Feel just catch the first and fly back. Humus guilty. I'm homebody. Look Awful I, do you? Feel time never felt better anti. Miss Margin Mr Bronco upstairs. Yard Lunged ranch. News! No, no, I'm not going. Eat Buddy I'm reducing. I'm losing weight. By he relies on me, but call the children I'll sit down at the table with them, but I'm not eating. Sit Down here at the table where they can see me when they come in. Very noticed I was spending the. Deceit Right George Gilder sleep when you set your mind to something you do it. I did. Sleep having lunch weather's icy. Not Exactly. Warm. Food. You children notice anything about me. On Your necktie. In something bigger. Don't you notice something? I don't see anything on key. You look fine to me Mr. Children Gadgets you. I've lost weight I'm thinner. I haven't eaten anything. I've been exercised uncle. You doing this because because we lack that you. Mr Gildersleeve not because of us. Outwitted Meena you didn't. We, wouldn't have you came for anything. We love you just as you are sure. Don't ever change Mr Gildersleeve. Chauvet. This touches me deeply. He'll I should've known you wouldn't. Excuse me. I. I. Get up. Out in the kitchen for drinking water, but I can't move. My own fault, not eating since last night rolling across Hooker Lake. My strength is gone I can't get up Mr Gildersleeve I know why you can't get up. I go the seat of your chair this morning and it wasn't dry yet. Share. My new suit. Go ahead and laugh. Very. Great Gildersleeve we'll be right back. Tomorrow when you shop, remember this the margarine that tastes so good because it's always fresh. Is Parque Margarine made by kraft? In states where colored margarine is sold, get yellow parkway already colored and ready to serve in. It's wonderful, new aluminum foil flavor saver ramp elsewhere. Get Park in the handy, colored bag or regular package in any state in any package. Parque tastes so good because it's always fresh. That's P. A. R.. K. A. Y. Parque margarine made by kraft gets tomorrow. Very plan. You can give me a double banana split. Plenty of whipped cream and don't be stingy with the nuts. Double Banana split whipped cream and nuts. Again. Yeah, all through trying to get then NBA man should be what he is not trying to be something different. I try and look at you require drug. You wouldn't want chain. You wouldn't want to be a big shot. You know what I have mentioned yacht and run around with beautiful movies. Alley can. Neither would i. Needed to play by Willard Waterman show is written by Paul West John L Landon and Eli Music by Robert. mccaskill Walter Kent Lake Mary. Narrowly Rob Lillian, Randolph Dick Brener Earl, Ross and Richard Legrand. This is John Huston. Saying good night for the kraft foods governing makers of a famous line of craft quality food products. Short listening next Wednesday and every Wednesday while the further adventures of the Great Gildersleeve. Here's a quick pleasant way to make leftovers more delicious. Just add a little craft, prepared mustard and you latte. A lot of tanks hidden players boiled ham sausage, most any meat opera out every bite tastes better. Now you can get to kind of crap. Mahfoud Salad mustard delicately spiced for those who prefer milder flavor and mustard with snappy horseradish. Have both kinds in your pampering. 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Wednesday, July 17, 2019 - The Christian Science Monitor Daily
"<music> welcome to the Monitor daily podcast Wednesday July seventeenth. Thanks for joining us. I'm mark sappy and I'm Kendra Nordine beyond United States Supreme Court justice. John Paul Stevens was retired when our Henry gas began covering the Supreme Court but on hearing the news of Mr Stevens passing Tuesday I reached out Henry to ask what he had learned about him. Since it soon became clear to me and we wrote back that Mr Stevens embodied to kind of jurists that has become exceptionally rare since he retired in twenty ten Mr Stevens was appointed by Republican president Gerald Ford after a career as a moderate conservative antitrust lawyer in thirty five years on the court however he gradually became a liberal bastion in his opinion though he didn't shift at all he said he was learning on the job guided by a commitment to deciding cases in a humble restrained manner one statement of appreciation called him an incredibly decent human being and thoughtful jurist the court Mr Stevens believed shifted around him indeed there are few surprises coming coming from the Supreme Court these days the justices come with clear judicial philosophies that are rigorously vetted along partisan lines. Perhaps the only predictable thing about justice Stevens Henry says he learned where the snappy he bow ties he war now to our five stories we look at how fast politics can change the most overlooked and intriguing recent U._S.. Russia story and a poet's wisdom for the world today in our first story in a world of political hot takes and partisan outrage it can feel as if an opposing politician or party is doing. Irreparable damage but main shows how quickly and dramatically things can change as governor Paul Lepage spent eight years dismantling Maine's environmental policies. His successor is on a mission to restore them under her leadership. The legislature has passed fifty six pieces of environmental legislation pledge to nearly eliminate carbon dioxide emissions by twenty fifty fifty band foam food containers prohibited offshore oil and gas drilling stiffened river and Lake Protections and establish new office to help plan for climate change. It was like night and day when the new administration came in says Renewable Energy Developer Matt Kerns not everyone is thrilled about the surge of legislation when you have one party rule in any legislative body body you have a lot of voices are not heard cautions republican state Senator Matt Pouliot but Senator Pouliot acknowledges then after the tempestuous years of Mr La- page this legislative session Russian was more subdued and civil some see in that change and in the flood of environmental policy changes a precursor for the nation when you see a rising tide at the state level. It's often followed followed by meaningful action in Congress says Jamie Demarco a lobbyist for climate action. The story was reported by Doug Struck in Waltham Maine for the Monitor. Did you hear the one about the time the West and Russia cooperated. That's not joke. Actually it just happened in eastern Europe with both teaming up to topple a corrupt upped oligarch in an overlooked story. The tiny Balkan state of Moldova has long been regarded as a captured state dominated by a single powerful Oligarch Vladimir PLA hot nuke. DOC But last month against all current geopolitical expectations Russia and the Western powers combined to effect peaceful regime change and oust Mr Pla hot new from power now now some hope that the experience will serve as a stepping stone to resolving other greater tensions between Moscow and the West including in Ukraine analysts dress that Moldova is probably nobly a unique case but there are intriguing similarities Ukraine and Georgia also struggle with oligarchy meddling in politics have frozen conflicts with breakaway prove Russian statelets on their territory and suffer from persistent social discontent and Russia's biggest nightmare. The prospect of NATO taking in Ukraine and Georgia has fallen off the alliance's agenda would happen in Moldova Ova took everyone by surprise we might see it as a straw in the wind says feodor Lukianov editor of Russia in global affairs at least it suggests that great power cooperation can help to normalize the situations situations in these countries that line between Russia and the West the story was reported by Fred. We're in Moscow for the Monitor. Ethiopian Jews hold a unique place in Israel's history but the reality is that they have been largely left behind a recent shooting is forcing Israel to consider its views of race and religion the covert operations that brought thousands of Ethiopian Jews to Israel decades ago are among the dramatic moments in the country's history a visceral realization of a biblical promise to gather together a nation of exiles but but their absorption and integration have been a challenge now continuing protests over the police shooting of a young Ethiopian Jew are forcing Israelis who often give little attention to the tiny immigrant community. ENTITY TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ANTI black racism is real at a special session Monday of parliament speaker Yuli Edelstein said we need to honestly say that as a society and as a country we have not done everything necessary for their integration saying that there had been sometimes racist or patronizing treatment because of their skin color Mikhail Alvarez Samuel an Ethiopian community activist says Israeli society needs to confront racism in a more direct way. I've never heard of any policeman taking out there gun and shooting the white kids. She says she wants an independent inquiry into police behavior an acknowledgement knowledge of anti-black racism and educational programs to fight it nevertheless she adds. We are Zionists. We are building this country. We are all Jews. This is our nation. We don't in have another place. This story was reported by Joshua Mitnick in Tel Aviv for the Monitor. Amid the worst downturn in thirty years. One in Kansas farmer sees hope in the people around him. This is part three in the summer series on people who are facing and successfully navigating America's most intractable challenges it was January when then Glenn Branca's best friend from kindergarten call to say Mr Brung House Hacia had collapsed on the combine and grain trucks he had stored there. They had to wait until mid April to pry the frozen roof off the vehicles else by then Mr Bronco had lost more calves and lambs in the wet cold winter than in the past four years combined and like farmers across the country he was facing the worst agricultural downturn intern since the one thousand nine hundred eighty s which has been worsened by President Donald Trump's trade war with China the top destination for American soybeans but even when it seems that everything from the weather to Washington politics. Politics is thwarting American farmers best efforts. They have each other silly non and a new crop to cultivate whether it's soybeans or the next generation of cans this Bronco finds great hope in the a young people he works with in whom he observes a little less focus on themselves and a little more on community service and society. The story was reported by Christie Case Bryant for the Monitor old poets are often the stewards of societies contemplation chroniclers of its changes. One message of America's Newest Young People's poet laureate is extraordinary things are in the small and silent John Phillips Santos had just started at Churchhill high school and San Antonio when Naomi Shehab Ni- rolled into his class as the visiting teacher he and his fellow students were studying the works of Melville in Whitman she brought in Joni Mitchell's blue album she always had not only a sense of how to invite the spark of Poetic Exhibition in young people what was willing to work to make that real says Mr Santos now an author and mentor at the University of Texas in San Antonio Miss Shehab Nye was recently named Young People's poet laureate by the poetry foundation young people need more exposure to poetry. She says not just for when their children but for when they're not politics justice and identity are recurring themes in her work and she doesn't shy away from politics and conversation either avoiding politics only hardens divisions she says and poetry can help break down some of those divisions if you're a person living in the city and you read a rural book that moves you. You just got bigger. She says that's one of the biggest jobs of literature making that bridge and inviting people to cross it. The story was reported. Courted by Henry Gas in Austin for the Monitor now commentary on poverty from the Monitor's editorial board despite progress against poverty in the past past three decades experts still struggled to define it and measure it in the latest report on global poverty from the United Nations scholars. Try to new less simplistic tech they use ten measures such as insufficient sufficient nutrition and unsafe drinking water to gauge progress across one hundred one countries they found twenty three percent of people are still considered poor on this multidimensional poverty index yet in a closer look at ten countries countries they found encouraging news. The bottom forty percent had moved up quickly in recent years. Some two hundred and seventy million people had escaped poverty on this latest type of indicator this more granular information will help refocus refocus anti-poverty approaches such as foreign aid programs yet. The debate continues over what poverty is what about non material factors that are more difficult to measure progress against poverty property requires progress in understanding what the poured themselves perceive as quality of life sometimes it is more than clean water safe home or a good education wrap for the news. You can find the full length versions of these stories in today's issue or at C._S. monitor dot com slash name. Thank you for joining us today. Please come back for our story about the tension between two very different definitions of racism in America. We'll be reporting from a rally for President Donald Trump and the district of one of the targets of his recent tweets Massachusetts Representative Ianna Presley today's Christian Science Spiritual Perspective column shares how in Sudan one step forward often seems to come with two steps back but there's a powerful basis on which to hope for meaningful progress find the column in today's as issue retzias monitor dot com slash. We want to give a quick. Thanks to our staff including today's audio production team some athlete purpose Tim Malone and Keffer.
The Great Gildersleeve 51-05-09 (407) Marjorie and Bronco's First Anniversary
"The graph food's got Abe resents. Willard Waterman has the Great Gildersleeve. The slave is brought to you by the graph foods company in just a moment the great Gildersleeve. But first here's important news for you from the makers of craft quality foods tonight. We're making the first announcement on this program of a wonderful new product brought to you by craft. Yes a brand. New Member of the Kraft family of fine foods at this point. We're not even going to tell you what the new product is. We're saving that for our next announcement but be sure to keep tune into this program. Listen for the big news from craft in just a few minutes. Now the Great Gildersleeve. Let's see what's going on San Antonio I don't know about the rest of the town but things are pretty quiet in the water department this afternoon. Our they want commissioner has dismissed Secretary for the day and with the comfortably popped on his office. Desk he's roasted the page of the summerfield indicator the society page less. Yeah Orkney Bill. Houser nuptials announced he cares about that. Basically Weds Lauren Stack in double rings hair money you bring on him right in his nose. Here it is measuring. Water Jake Thompson. Who CELEBRATE PURSE Wedding Anniversary Demayo? Let's see they gave the kids that good right up. My is the niece. Throckmorton P Gildersleeve popular summer. People WanNa commissioning you find news paper you only Thompson known to is Bronco is coming in judge. I you're reading a newspaper. Financial page. No doubt what are you looking for? A gelding watered stock. You someday that'll go. It's going to take your coat and the rest of your legs out. Thank you I just reading indicator about Marjorie and Bronco you know. They're celebrating their first wedding anniversary tomorrow. That's why I stopped in. I brought a little gift to take home video. Nice I made it myself. You did salt and pepper shakers. I read in a magazine how to make them out of two spools measuring Bronco will appreciate vast imagine. They've been married a whole year. How time flies. Y- seems only yesterday I driving to the Church and what I happy marriage. It has been over. The Turbulent Sea of matrimony their little ship sail steady and through undaunted by wind and wager jotted always charged the rainbow by the Shining. Light of the love in their acts judge. What's a matic myself to tears? He's my goodness you're of course my in Bronco Happy Judge. They've done very well in their first year of married life. Indeed they have and I'll tell you why they've gotten along so well. I can take some of the credit for that myself. How you bet. They've been happy simply because I never meddle in their affairs. They live in my house but I let them live their own lines. I never tell them what to do. Very well is judge my policy with margarine. Bronco is strictly hands up. I mind my own business. Most commendable attitude. Excuse me judge. I've got to get home. Actually Harry Bronco plans for tomorrow first anniversary in their ruses and meddling helping. They've never had a wedding anniversary before any. Ill never mind That's a swell idea for tomorrow. Marge it'll be like having our wedding all over again only with no people they'll be just you and I- Bronco in the minister. I know Mr Foley will open the church forest. Sure it'll be our day all to ourselves. Where should we go? Why don't care marge as long as you're with me everybody I'm home said Punky luxury ankle Gildersleeve early oncle marred what happened nothing. I simply closed up. The office is the Big Day. Kitties lots of things to do big story in the paper about your anniversary. I bought ten copies. March has a great idea. Mr Gildersleeve Branko and I are going to be buried all over again. Punky right again isn't once enough. Gets a sentimental thing Mr Gildersleeve people do it on Kinney? We're going to reaffirm our marriage vows. We'll have the church all to ourselves. That only be the minister. A bride yards. That's a great idea. Whole wedding just like the first one but without the people you have two people at a wedding even anniversary wedding. That's the best part of it but we would play. Everybody will come and bring presence. Yeah where my Tuxedo? We'll have it right here in the living room and we have a big party after. Gilder holiday an ice cream tonight from very vaguely wedding and we'll put one candle. Don't you worry about a thing? I'll have all the details. There is much time but I'll manage. How long time to get a story in the paper to get started on the cake invite. The guests is a lucky thing with the kids. I'm an executive. I can make things home as we live. Hurry up. I've been looking all over the neighborhood. You happen what do you got a lot of things to do? And you've gotTA help Marjorie and broncos anniversary tomorrow. I'll for Corn Sake married one year deal. This is a big deal. We're going to have a wedding at the house getting married. Marjorie and bronco cows at the way after a new whatever you like a magazine subscription mental thing. It's a beautiful idea. They're going through the ceremony. Again to reaffirm their vows. So who'd watched you get a move on. We have very little time. Daffy I've ever heard of what do I have to do? First of all. I want you to run down to the cleaners of my Tuxedo. Evan steamed and pressed on the way back. Stop at your Gannett Teachers Dillard instead of giving you tomorrow. We'd like to have her play. The wedding might get the life. Barbershop fast and get the heck. I got that much. The TUXEDO Steam Piano Teacher. Take Floyd Birdie Tuxedo Linnea Ya. It ain't gonNA. He's taking the cleaners buried to have it pressed the I'm in a big hurry. You're going name. This kills me over. This is for tomorrow the wedding when you very pleased stand in the doorway to telephone invite the Guest Call Minister Tomorrow Columnists. I judge the good thing I'm here to do. These things with the kidneys takes an older head to get things organized. Scam very very busy. What is hand so good lately? Did you say we have a wedding the mom? Yes birdie antibody we know course migraine Bronco. This very highly explained later asked. Hello Reverend Foley s this is Morton be Gillislee very well. Thank you remain fully. Are you busy tomorrow in the afternoon about two o'clock so why do you ask me? You know my niece and her husband. I married them just about a year ago. That's right well. They have lovely idea married again tomorrow on their anniversary to reaffirm their vows. Action Ice Fog. I think lacks repeat the ceremony. Where's IT being held hostage? This mean me Reverend G. You mustn't do all this cycle more. You know what I want to. Just leave everything to me Reverend Bali jealously thank you for offering your services ceremony will be here at my house. Two o'clock tomorrow afternoon guy and you and got wheels turning now. Brockman had played them. Now you don't have to plan. I've taken over all the arrangements. I have broad shelby's yes it's nothing happy to do it after all. I'm your uncle the least I can do on your purse wedding anniversary twins. Waking Up. Never mind off. Let me see list of the guest. I didn't know this gives leave you. What is it you said Ms Margin Mr Bronco going get married? Tamar first anniversary and they're going through the ceremony again just present a mental reasons. Oh well that's a nice thing I ever heard my idea. I making all the arrangements. We go into the chase just like before. You know. It's GonNa be here at the house. There'll be guests in a minister. You wedding minds the whole thing and we need a wedding cake and extra plates in more chairs or you need it to Birdie I'll take care everything could have now. Why good thirty. She'll go all out a lear. I haven't gone yet the way it's supposed to be me. Let alone you into wedding buddy angel. No I'd just take the suit. Mr Gildersleeve rock dog tomorrow. I didn't see I'll get the ice cream. Buddy Mr Gildersleeve China when you come back thirty or forty thirty or forty using the mighty Mary. Mr Gildersleeve margin. I if you want more. Just give me the names. We'll put chairs out on. The lawn opened the Front Window. So they can hear you. You're not imposing on me organizing things my business. This is GonNa be a beautiful whenever you wedding anniversary. Probably even bigger than you. I land yellow leave. I don't know how you do it but you just a way of making people happy. The Great Gildersleeve returns in just a moment at now. Here's the news. We promised you dig. News from graft our first announcement on this program of a wonderful new salad oil kraft salad oil. The first salad oil ever offered for your home use by the makers of all those wonderful craft repaired salad dressings. 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The Great Gildersleeve is a man of action. When Marjorie Bronco mentioned the idea of repeating the marriage ceremony on their first wedding anniversary a great man stepped in and took over the plan. Now is a huge wedding and anniversary party at the Water Commission House. Tomorrow how the Marjorie Bronco feel about all this well. It's not what they had in mind. You've got things running quick kick in the oven guests invited with the Cleveland. I hope you do now. Let's order the ice cream and everything will be all saying Devi Buddy? I want about a gallon of ice cream. Yeah you take it along here. I'm not gonNA eat any speedy. This is for the wedding party tomorrow at my house. Wedding your new back. Your line was busy so I called MRS PD. You're both invited. Who'S WEDDING? Admitting Rocco advisory I thought it'd be a fine idea if they celebrated their first anniversary by going through the ceremony again minister and everything man. It's a sweet sentimental idea. I'll bet you'd like to do it yourself. Bb Lincoln Wedding Party Tomorrow. Whole House full of people cake reading much. This is going to be the high point of the social season and I'm arranging my Julian Bronco likely idea. Do Likely idea why. Of course they do naturally holding back a little. Don't want to impose on me. I can tell you that both till the death that I'm doing. What made you ask most married people kind of act to get away on their anniversary. I Know Michigan. Pb and I do you do on. Anniversary Michigan. Pb went to Omaha. And I went to Natalie Hurst. Funny thing each other when we got back. This is different. Pd Our family likes to stay together. We like friends the house. We jumping tomorrow abby. Yes while you jam Rago. It's all set. Everything's arranged talk to idea. Don't say I shouldn't have done it. This was my idea. Now hold stealing. Let me talk. Let me say a word since you started all thank me alkyl more. Bronco and I appreciate what you're trying to do for our anniversary and I hate to spoil it all but we don't want WanNa Party of course you do no. I don't neither does Bronco. We were going to the church just the two of us and then have a quiet day. All of our sound Rajabi No. I'm sorry you got yourself into this. I didn't want to hurt your feelings but now I'm saying no big wedding here at the House. No big party absolutely no. She means it. Brother have to call the whole off. I talk to my piano teacher for the wedding march. You better go back and your panel teacher is all off Margie. Put Her foot down no wedding party. What the Heck I can piano teacher and I got a head cut for. That's life my boy meal. I go reverend fully and tell them all and leave again. Mad News Reverend measuring change their plans. I guess we won't need you tomorrow. Sorry probably stop by the Church for the ceremony. They WANNA be alone. Thank you you bye bye dying kids. Anyway Gildersleeve. Leroy says you're down here crying. I'm not crying. Look Mr Gildersleeve. If you've made all these plans I think we should go through with them. Mortgage is a little upset. But she'll be all right. You go ahead and plan the ceremony in the party a level head on your shoulders. Well I know March Mr Gildersleeve. Es Of course you do. I don't cancel the piano teacher. The parties on again. You Guava documentary. Bronco Alkyl Reverend Police. Sure it's GONNA be all right. Has Though Reverend jealously loosely news? Reverend elite children change their minds again. Ceremony and wedding party will be here is scheduled to tomorrow afternoon. No yes I just got the word. Reverend now. By Letter Relief GET BRONCO IN MODULE. Enjoy it. She likes people Huckle. Mort marge. Mr Gildersleeve was only trying to help. This is our anniversary Yankee. We don't want a big crowd of people. Rocco uncles gone to all this trouble margins on Bronco. You keep more won't be so bad. I don't want an anniversary. This isn't so bad planning on this list. What more do you WanNa have your party for you? Bronco Thompson you. The minister can just stand there way. I'm not going to marry you. What oh my goodness I guess I said the wrong thing. I've been married a year so I know Roy Youtube Bronco Running Foley jealously again Bronco Margie could've taken a walk with me. Moons coming up. They might have smoothed everything over. Maybe they patched up their differences. While I was out they couldn't still be mad at each other. I wonder Gee to answer Bronco. Aren't they hear? Techno Bernie's taking care of the Twins Ronco stormed out and pretty much just disappeared. They'll be back. You go read a book or something that roar down in the couch. Gildersleeve your you and your big ideas you probably brought up. The whole marriage both gone not speaking to each other and the day before the wedding anniversary. Gildersleeve I hate you. They started out so happily just a year ago. I'll never forget. What a beautiful have this woman that I wedded wife live together. After God's ordinance in the Holy State of matrimony you will love her comfort her ANA keep her in sickness and in health and forsaking all others. Keep the only onto her so long as you both shall we? I Will Marjorie. Now have this man that I wedded husband who live together. After God's ordinance in the Holy State Of Matrimony Wilt Thou love him come for him on and keep him in sickness and in heaven and forsaking all of heap the only unto him so long as you both shall live. I will just a year ago would have I much water. And Marjorie have consented gathering holy wedlock and have witnessed the same church. He was reading that. What happened here. I must you getting the phone occurred. You had very whereas you see and Mr Brown Colour Graham Foley. Foley's how you remember. They said they love you. They'll be really. Why did they dash out of the house? While I was gone. 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The Great Gildersleeve 50-06-07 (370) House Boat
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Highly my boy and please don't breathe down the back of my neck. You're getting your bubble gum and my back hair. I'm in the power. Most Wonderful News on key came home with Bronco. That's wonderful. Come down and tell me all about it. Bronco doing wonderfully in the Real Estate Business Michelmore, he'll be in in a minute and ten y'all about it. He sold a big piece of property over by the river. Good Barranco just perfect. and. He's my husband Oh brother. We've only been married three weeks and already he's a big businessman. broncos kicking up a lot of dust and broncos so clever on. Bronco, Bronco she never quit. Here he comes. We have the Neil. Slain well Hello Bronco. Bronco, the good news. Well I made my first big sale. The Davis Gildersleeve as they say in real estate terms. I knocked over a Lou Lou. Well, that's fine Bronco. Glad to hear all about it darling. Get somewhere. In place over on the river Mr Gildersleeve and I sold it. It's all signed up. Make an ice commission, did you? Low We guess what about the Commission Bronco. The commission is kind of unusual. Part of it in cash and part of IT IN A. In a in a white, Bronco. Role in a houseboat. Houseboat House pose. Yeah, it's sort of a house on a boat you know. Bronco what the world you doing it? And what are you going to do with household well? I haven't quite figured that out yet. Leroy I thought you were outside getting some air. We'll go get some more. And Part of Commission Tash and a House vote will. something. Excuse me but laughing. It's not your fault Bronco. You very well for young man. Just starting out simply takes time experience the develop a good business sense, and as you say, you did. Get some cash. Get a house. I guess I should've talked to you before I made the deal. Mr Gildersleeve House. I'd have been happy to help you Bronco, but don't you worry about it? You can expect to become a shrewd businessman overnight. Wonderful Bronco. Good Boy Bronco and leave me I'm not laughing at you, but it strikes me so funny a houseboat. Say. What. Leroy. Yeah, no kid! Brother in law. I guess I could sell it for something Mr Gildersleeve well. There's not much of a market for houseboats. Yeah, boy I, were you I'd simply charge it up to experience. The Fun. You'll have telling your grandchildren about it. Yeah. Live Learn Bronco I gotta go up and dress now house boot. Milford for labs evening well next time I have a problem I'll talk it over with Mister Gildersleeve. What findbaugh. Finishing the dishes Rack Morton. Come out in the kitchen. Talk to me, love to Catherine. Why don't give me towel? You Wash and dry fine. Let me, put an apron on you. L. Ruffles cute. Way I heard about Bronco this evening, he sold the Wilkins place on the river. That's wonderful. Yeah, took a houseboat for part of his mission. Yeah House vote here. broncos just a wide, eyed and experience, boy, Catherine, not a shrewd bone old body imagine taking houseboat. Throckmorton I'd love a houseboat. You would. Imagine floating along the cool breeze from the river, drifting in the windows. On Moonlit night. Reclining chairs on the day. Watching the twinkling lights. A little world, all of your own, a lovely island in a seized. Soft music little waves whispering under the bile. Firefly's weaving magic patterns in the Nice little chairs side by side. Your Little Pink and in my. misting down silver pass of moonlight. So beautiful. Catherine here's the dish though. The River Glasses I jack more. By George the more I think of IT Catherine the more I'm convinced that a houseboat is a great idea i. Dream Track Maureen nothing I could broncos. The boy doesn't want to sell for song he'd given to now. You would simple big hearted Bronco why he let me have it in a minute. Say a houseboat. With my name on it s? Throckmorton P Gildersleeve. Excuse me captain. I'll see you tomorrow night. Sit on the deck of my houseboat. Where are you going home and see Bronco find a couple of reclining chairs Y-. WILL BE A. Long. Blue Light Bay. We hear the voices ringing. They seem to say good old Bronco. He'll be tickled to death to have somebody. Take that houseboat off his hands. Probably want to give it to me. But island insisted he takes something for it. Much being bronco sitting on the couch. Now Hello Children. What's Milford Home Yes. She was home, but I have some important things to attend to. And have you thought any more about your House vote Bronco. Not Much Mr Gildersleeve. I'm afraid I. Have a White Elephant Elephant. They too bad. And do some sewing darling idear. So handsome in your so pretty. Late later my me. Your tires, the exact color of your eyes. If you want me to darling. Don't have to stay down here. Well I will. If you want me to goodness, you do whatever you WanNa, do dear well I wanna do whatever you want me to do. Darling, why don't we all go upstairs? I via honey five year to drop them a postcard when you get. Now where were we? Mr Gildersleeve. Yes, yes, we were on your white elephant. Oh. Yeah, you got a houseboat. Oh. I'm not very smart. Mr Gildersleeve Osu are to Bronco just having learned the ropes about business yet. That's all. Now I was thinking if you wanted to, I could probably take the boat off your hands. Just to help you get rid of it now. It's very kind of you Mr Gildersleeve, but I couldn't let you do that, but Bronco I'm not doing your favorite I'd like to have the house spoke. I might be able to use it sometime somehow well, of course I don't expect you to give it to. You know indeed. Wow, no. I insist on paying something for my boy. Oh, I don't WanNa. Take money from arteries, uncle, but this business. My boy you the seller nine the buyer. You have to take something for it. You name the price whatever you say. Gee I don't know if I want to sell it. Mr Gildersleeve who? Wait, you have to I mean what you do with it. I guess I could keep it. Keep it Bronco on what you're making. You can't support life and houseboat. Fake money from you. broncos stop saying you don't WanNa. Take money from me. I WANNA buy hospital. You name the price and I'll buy it. Well if you insist Mr Gildersleeve I'll sell it to you for just what I have in it just what you have in today fine. Is that fair Mr Gildersleeve Fair of course how must be having it two hundred and thirty five dollars one hundred thirty Zeke. Fair Mr Gildersleeve well, it's. Sure then you bought yourself a houseboat Mr. Gildersleeve banks a lot. You don't have to give you the check out our immoral. Yeah, a yours twelve Mr. Killer I. Guess I'll see how Marjorie is doing doing. Braga. Hundred and thirty five dollars. What happened? How did he do that? 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It's made possible by a special craft beater. So when you want your solids to please. Everyone makes them with America's favorite salad, dressing delicious and Smooth Miracle Whip made by crap Let's get back to the great deals. Our water can make some better restless lights. Now this morning. He's called a special meeting of the Jolly Boys Club and flies barbershop. By, George! AMMANN's France can't help him out at the time of need. They don't deserve to be called France. Darn housecoat. Two, hundred thirty five dollars. What a slicker that Bronco as Simple big hearted Bronco. I showed him the ropes and he put them around my neck. Good morning judge. Special Meeting Alabama well, this is the time for all fellow jolly boys to rally around. One of our members is in a pickle. Oh who is it? I'll tell you all about it. When we get in the barbershop giant I'm sure all the members will be eager to do whatever they can. Goodness look at the friend of Floyd's barber. Circus posters all over the windows. Yeah, last year circus. I. Do wish the Jolly Boys. Club could have a more dignified place to meet. See what have we had a clubhouse a nice place with a view of the winner? Never mind. You just gave you a beautiful. Step Inside, Oh man, thank you. Well. It is the judge in the water commissioner. EAT IT and a chance for the wall. When you just like to take the Baba Chad, get a trim while the meetings on kill two birds with one stone. No, thank you for. Where's the teeth? Oh, he couldn't make it commission. The lock broke down the jails. He's gotta stay and watch the prisoners. Well. Let's start the meeting. We have much time. You Ain't I, had close pharmacy and put up my sign gone to the bank. It somebody go to bank before I know there. And what's is about one of our members being in trouble commission, you ain't been tapping the till at the wanted department of you. Know. I had a little problem this morning but I think I've solved it. Meeting adjourned now wait a minute PD just getting around the important business for a long time. We've said at the jolly boys. Clubs should have a better place to hold meetings. My Room upstairs ain't good enough. I didn't say that floyd it just we need more Ru. Driving Yeah come to the point I will. How would you like to be part owners? Houseboat. House who. Just picture thoughtless. Our own little houseboat tied up at the Bank of the River Jolly Boys' clubhouse. Right on the water. Hey, commission! Did you get this idea where I get it? You know I'm always trying to think of ways to make the club better oh. Yeah, are you suggesting that the club should by this houseboat realize told Bronco that I would. I mean. Great Opportunity Judge Think of on Moonlight nights shares out on the deck like a little world. All our own floating seve stars makes me a little giddy. Pictures of moonlight on the water, twinkling lights on the shore. What a place for singing! Yeah, not bad. The fish couldn't throw rocks at the windows. Can't you just hear our voices floating out over the water, imagine singing down by the old millstream with the millstream right under US does make an attractive picture gallery better does this is the chance of a lifetime follows and we can buy. Cheap dirt, cheap, only two hundred and thirty five dollars killing. Pretty Expensive Day. The cloud doesn't have that much money. Now. Wait a minute. What about the sinking? Fund. Getting Fun to buy more. About fellas got about fifty dollars in the funding, even saving up to buy a pool table. Wouldn't you rather have a house both in a pool table? We could buy it on time. Fifty dollars down on the balanced like I'm sure we could. What do you say? Well, I'll agree if I can be no wage. This was my idea about joining John Good I'll make the straw I'll handle. I'll take care of the stars. It was my idea. We, all go to the Fountain and our fringe this job. Good idea, pb come on. By George I. Did it Gildersleeve. York whoever? MERIVA ON A son. No Bronco. Bernie Bronco. He doesn't Miss My knee right down to the SODA, Fountain! That celebrates Mr Broncos. Big Houseboats Z.. Mr Bronco told you that house books. To me, I insisted on buying it yes, and. Many minutes monitor them. It's Bronco is not that it makes any difference, but I was the one who made the deal. On going places he's got. Show Hasn't smart. Young man with they head on his shoulder. Go. Yet. Family. What. On Bronco it up on the edges. It'll be on you. have been telling us about the wonderful deal on the houseboat. Yeah, my solitude to you know just a minute. Businessman. Me Wonderful. Together sleeve. Bronco? I've been waiting view well here I. AM Mr Gildersleeve Yeah. I wanted to ask you Bronco. You don't mind if I buy the houseboat on the installment plan. Do you fifty dollars down? Oh, no, that's all right. Whatever you say I'm happy about the whole thing. Businessman? Really on key. Don't you think Bronco handle this very cleverly. Marge out. Before Bronco did extremely well for beginning, but now let me explain to you how I handled my side deal Bronco. This is how a really smart businessman operates I'm listening Mr. Gildersleeve I'm eager to learn. Now, here's what I did. I wanted the houseboat you see, but I didn't want to invest my own capitol. Pretty Smart move right there absolutely, so I went to the jolly boys and convince them to buy the houseboat for the club. You see how simply these? I'm the president of the club so naturally. I use the houseboat and it doesn't cost me. Say you are clever Mr Gildersleeve. Operator. In fact I'm taking this. Milford down there this very evening. I thought we'd sit on the deck awhile. Take my Ukulele. Watch the Moon cannot. Doesn't come out until after eleven o'clock we wait I can't see the both rock Morton. Sure I looked it over before we bought it. it is pretty. Don't you have any lights royal, two kinds of lights, sunlight and moonlight. Must Be. Tied up alongside pier here, come on! What are you carrying sophomore? No folding chairs Ukulele. All the comforts of a houseboat well seems to be a vote. Votes I'll help you onto the deck. Stints and right with the. We're floating. Thing Braille Moon will be out in a little while. Give me a little hand. You'll go up on the forward. All right. This on the deck rocks. Are you sure this is your boat? Again I can't understand how those rocks here. Well I hope you know where you're going. I can't see thing. This must either forward. Needs a little weeping up. Set up the reclining chairs. Drop the UKULELE. Maybe, if we just fought on the pier, no indeed. George I worked hard to get the jolly boys to buy this. Both now we're GONNA. Sit on it. Shares all set everything. Saddam, I Queen Lair. Right here. Is found. This is the life Catherine. I don the deck of a lovely houseboat. Stars overhead. Rock sending my. Kid. Sweep them off tomorrow. Let's just think of how beautiful it is. The night sky sparkling inside of a hatful of diamonds. It is lovely shattered. Listen. I'm listening. I love so. In love. You. Read. Oh. Which? Love, Love Lease Rock Martin. And here comes the moving up over the tech. Factory. Yes! This is the moment we've been waiting for. Somebody coming up there. Is West. I can see. Goodness Sake Jolly boys. But they are coming here on. Yourself live. Liberty coming down here to our evening. They're going over there good. They lost getting the wrong boat. You heard me. China light on that other book. Con All judge. Turn off that flashlight why? Day. Yeah, it's me. Poking. Around down here. Frank Rost judge. You don't even know where the boat is. We go yeah. You're standing on, and where are we? Charge, that's what these rocks. Give me a piece of that cool. He's going to do. With a lump on a no go. The Great Gildersleeve we'll be right back folks. 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The Great Gildersleeve 50-04-05 (361) Apartment for Bronco and Marjorie
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The magic spring, a Birdie carrying laundry basket. Children are getting along. CLEANING UP YOUR LITTLE ROOM Dating things around good. Smells Nice. But? You've got some new perfume. No I mocked proofing the closet. Pleasant though you know my dear, you made your room quite attractive. You ruffled skirt on the dressing table. Little skirts on the lampshades. Nice girl. It's a lovely room. I'm going to miss it when I leave. When you leave well after Bronco and I are married and won't be long. I keep a tenth of May. We're going to find a little apartment me. who a little over a month! It seems like a dream certainly. Does you know my dear? Simply because you're being married doesn't mean you have to go away. You Bronco perfectly welcome. Stay here, oh I. Checked you can have this very room Marjorie. Course Bronco might object to some of the ruffles. That's easily fixed. You'd have a skirt on one lamp and trousers on the other. His and hers. But. There just isn't room and up in here for two people now wait my de look at this closet. There's barely room for my clothes. Where would I put broncos wardrobe. From what I've seen a broncos wardrobe, he wears during the day and kicks it under the Dresser at night. And you could manage. Couldn't you? For a while? No, the room justice in large enough. You don't feel badly about me leaving, do you? I have to go on meeting Bronco he'll be here for dinner tonight. Fine! Why she's worried about having room up here for Bronco. He's always at the dinner table. Yes Leroy what is it? What's this? Turtle. I can't get him out leaving. Then get the rest of this room straightened up young man. Look at this mess everything on the floor. How do you walk through it? Step over it. Goodness. Let's get these clothes off the floor. You Roy hang things up. In. My closet are loaded. L. Must be someplace besides the middle of the floor. Under the BED, no! Idea when Raj gets married I can have horrible. Elmer can have this one. Elmer is that all it means to you Leroy. Getting married and leaving this that you can have a room for that Turtle Whoa. Wait a minute. Your Room and minds resigned. Joining I could take out part of the wall wall between the rooms. Certainly I could make Dandy apartment. Bronco and Marjorie. Plenty of Room Leroy. They can have their own apartment. Right here in the House with us. By George that's the answer. Yeah, but what about me? I'm getting robbed. You're not getting robbed my boy. You can have the downstairs your room. No. Kidding that'd be keen right next to the kitchen. Lean out of bed the ICEBOX. The Ranger, growing up Leroy. You can lean on a bed and open the garage doors. Good Morning. Oh Good Morning Mr Gildersleeve. bessie. Weren't you expecting me? While I was expecting. Somebody must've been you. Oh goodness! I'm a little late this morning. bessie anything happened in the office. No, sir, any male, no, sir, any calls. Didn't anything happen I. Don't know I just got here. Are, both late were. S I have a very important job to this morning. Bessie, get me a big piece of paper and shop and a couple of pencils. and paper fine shopping a pencil for you. You're clicking. BESSIE! BESSIE! BESSIE! Give me that pencil, or what's left of it? An eraser with a lead on it. You Right. GonNa draw some plans. bessie going to convert to of our upstairs bedrooms into a little apartment oh that's nice. Now that. My getting married a little apartment is all you need. Bessie the little apartment is for Marjorie Bronco. Probably too young to understand messy, but man likes to keep his little family together as long as you can understand. Folk. Let's see I'll draw this out here by George Brooklyn. Madras see how I'm. GonNa fix up those rooms. They'll never think of leaving. This square is Marjorie Rune. And the squares lear. It's going to be pretty darkened their. Windows, yes, but no door either. I GIVE A. Problem isn't it never mind betsy I'm going out. Yes, sir, any place in particular. If you must know going out to the pumping plant is the old uncle Charlie Anderson. I need a cotton. You're on this job and he's Jack of all trades. See later Vesey EXCI-. If, his name is Charlie Anderson I wonder why they call him Jack. A. Child do this for me Sheree will. He likes Marjorie likes me to. You just never done anything to show it. Lack. Charlie like to talk to you. More. Time sitting there blocks chewing on a nail. Eight Charlie. That I cannot see it. Charlie are things in pumping plant. Keep it to go and. See. The pump. Look Spine falling apart. Sniff Val. When are you going to get a new snicker? Gildersleeve. Thing in the morning. Come on outside Charlie. What, really came to talk to you about Uncle Charlie. You're a carpenter, aren't you? SHIMMY QUESTION! Are, you shed. I was your name. Carbon. Well, you don't mind me and Bronco. Thompson getting married. They WANNA carpenter for. Wait a minute Charlie. I want to make two of our upstairs bedrooms into an apartment for Marjorie and bronco sort of an inducement to keep them at home. You can be in the House to certainly. Take something to keep man. When you WANNA did what? I said Wendy wanted did right away today. Just as soon as you get to a Charlie, they're being married. The tenth of May know all right. I'll get over there first week. Google Alley anything else. That's all right, ain't GonNa beat it I. Don over around. The pumping plant offers a just a minute. I am the water commissioners. Commissioner where's kind of low I e. Ghastly Very then all on the table. My Dream Bronco here, yes, everybody to table good Leroy surprise for him, and you'll be happy nobody that I'm GonNa fix the rooms. Upstairs is a margin. Bronco can live with us after they're married Oh. That'd be nine. To, keep our little family together pretty. Well Good Evening Gentlemen. Good evening Mr Gildersleeve Bronco they'll get up. How are you this evening Mr Gildersleeve Mine? Think we shake hands well linked to the table, Canley boop. made it. Rather what an arm! How's everything on? What's at my boy? You Know Oh. Yes, fine. With us this evening. Bronco that's always a pleasure to be in your house Mr. Gildersleeve ed glad to hear at. Spring. Just each your pineapple cottage cheese. Leroy I'll take care of this. Going on going on well. I said I'm glad that you and Broncos. We're having dinner with US tonight I. Have a little news for you news news. Yeah, no! You Know Bronco I think a great deal of Marjorie and a great deal of you, too. Thank you. Welcome. Very happy that you are going to be married. The thought of Losing Marjorie is caused me considerable sex. I'll wait my dear. Yeah, kick your shirt on Euro. Come to the point. Since it would cost you to quite a bit to rent. An apartment I worked out a little arrangement and converting Leroy and minds resumes in apartment upstairs that few marriage. You can move in here and we'll all be together. Let you think of that. Well what do you think? He don't just sit there. By Dri Bronco. Uncle Mort it's very kind Mr Gildersleeve. We're grateful to you, but we can't accept your offer. You can't accept. Crime Sake. We have to have a place not but marge be independent Mr Gildersleeve. We're not going to sponge off our relatives. You won't be sponging I want you here. I'm sorry Yankee. We have to stand on our own feet Mr Gildersleeve. All right. Excuse me, children. Excuse me to. Come on. What should on the front steps Bad luck that broncos stubborn kid well I'm not licked yet stuff. That's a stand on his feet as he. By, Georgia, all stand on mine to my feet are just as big as his. Raw. The. Great Gildersleeve will be with us again very shortly. This is the next to last time we can tell you on this program about Gillies. Blade the sensational nights spatula made by Ceylan and offered you as a sensational bargain by Parque Margarine. 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This bell seems like a signal for the rooftop all in. The judge was up. Before are better us now. Well kill. Judge. Oil Up sometime. Waking you need fan, digest having breakfast. Won't you come in and share my table? Thank you. What are we having for? Breakfast jet very helpful menu guild it right? Toast coddled egg and bottle of water. Judge I think I've already eaten. You can sit down with me at any rate. What brings you into Myelogenous fine morning? Well have a little problem horse. I Want Marjorie and Bronco live at my house after they're married. Even making a nice little apartment for him. They just can't see it well. You Know How young couples? Lime offering them free rent and free meals believe me with broncos appetite. That's a pretty big offer. I know how you feel. Even going to furnish the apartment for him, Judge GonNa. Buy Madria, cedar chest and new rugs. They couldn't find a nicer apartment anyplace besides it's good for Leroy to have Marjorie around I agree. But on the other hand, it's quite commendable. The two young people desire to make their own way in the world. That's the kind of determination that built our country. That was the spirit of seventy six. After Bronco pays the bills for a few months. He looked like the spirit of seventy six. Judge I don't want Marjorie to go away from us. With our not coming down to breakfast in the morning, not there when I come home at night well, it's just one of those things. This is the time when you must think of Marjorie. You wanted to be happy, don't you? Of course I do and there's only one thing to do. Would you take my advice All right. Back to back on my drian and help them find an apartment. What of forget your own loss guilty and pitch in? Give them your fullest cooperation. I guess there's nothing else to do. So simply make the best of it. Now, cheer up! What a smile on your face! Yeah! You can do better than that big smile. Spread your mom. Your corners. My Corners Shaw. Remember Galilea twinkling eyes and happy countenance. Are The brooms sweep the clouds from life's blue sky. To judge, I'll take a brooms and go home. Birdie. See coming in the back door, has it come lawman guilty? Like the children are going. Leave us well. Don't you worry about miss? Margin Mr Bronco. To be. They're going to be here and they're going to be here if it ain't. It ain't going to be here. That's right. No native feel bad skills leave because that's the way it's going to be. That's the way it angle rivalry. Let me. Go! To be. Out here. Edworthy. Saw broncos car in front? He and Marjorie a probably in the polar. Hello anybody home. Yeah come out in your sleep. Margin I were just talking and Bronco. Don't have to on the newspaper. I know you in March we. We're looking for apartment ADS. Let's let bygones be bygones. Maybe I can help you you. Line out. I'm a good ad reader. Found, he are swell Mr. Gildersleeve me wonderful, Bronco. The only found one at her. That sounds great. Yeah listen to this furnished department, three sunny rooms, modern, immaculately clean sixty five dollars a month. That's not bad for sixty five dollars. A month is a lot of money. We can't find anything for less uncle more like you didn't have to pay any rent. You could save sixty five dollars someday. Buy a little house Mr Gildersleeve. I'm not trying to talk you out of it. Though indeed. Where's this apartment located? It's at the Corner Pittman and Cherry Streets Hitmen Cherry. Not a very good neighborhood. Right next door to the tech factory. Oh of course, it's alright if you don't mind if you tax flying around. I guess that'd be out. It would be discouraged. You've just begun takes a heap of looking to find a place to live. Upstairs and take a little NAP BRONCO. Why don't we go over and look at that apartment on Green Street? That might be an idea. Let's go. What's this department? Yes, we saw a sign on a place on greenstreet a good I don't the three of us go over. To take a nap on key. Nah. Let's go see the apartment. Say This is Nice Marge. Look at the view from the breakfast room. Oh, it's lovely well. It's nice now. They might put a building right next door. I've heard rumors of a tuna fish cannery coming down. But the rest of the apartment is nice, and it looks clean. What's that on the ceiling a bug? Don't pay any attention to a little bug. My dear matches the wallpaper. The apartment could be made very attractive. I don't think I like it. You don't I mean you don't. Come on March. Let's go don't give up children. Sometimes you have to look at hundreds of places. Remember fate heart near one fine apartment. Love Bug. Hello Can. Do for you this afternoon, and you can give me a coke. TV JUSTICE SPRINKLING OF ICE. Came to be in pretty good spirits afternoon. You said it. Things are looking up. Traffic approaching. I heard you had a little set to it might. About where they were GONNA have no. There's nothing at all simply a quiet family discussion. I feel it when a young couple gets married, they should make their own choice in such matters. Of course if they wanna live in the bride's home, that's perfectly all right to. Don't you think so PD? Every training. Didn't. Wants you to live at her house. When you were first married, and yes, she did well. It was quite a strange thing. The day before we were to move in with her. Folks can't got under the house and we had to find another played a cat. POLECAT. Who Kenny what an odd coincidence! had very close, but it was worth it. Long longtime ago. Well. It's not easy to see your little girl. Move Out. PD by George. I'm keeping strictly hands-off. Hey, isn't that broncos car going down the street? What had my jury with you, but they're gonNA. Look for an apartment. which way did they go? Pee data way over. See. You later hop long. With stopped. That's Bronco's car. Dined apartment houses dozen doors down the hall. From the which when they went in. There sounds hollow. Guy Could get into trouble this way. Try this one. The water meters were in the basement commissioner. Rich housewife? Try, this. Madam I'm not reading. A. How'd you get here? Just having to be going by saw broncos car. Find an apartment, did you? Yes, we found hunky. You have come on in. It's adorable. Broncos over with the manager signing the lease. Isn't it pretty uncle? More look at the view. Nice of you. Aren't you happy young? I'm very happy I think. This'll be very nice for you children. Kirsch. After a while, it'll be home. Do you I guess so? I think I better go, Marjorie. Nothing more I can do all on key well. Oh here's Bronco Mr Gildersleeve Bronco Congratulations. No congratulations Mr Gildersleeve, I'm angry. WHAT'S THE MATTER MR? Gildersleeve can margin I. Have the apartment your house if I pay rent for it what why sure? What happened Bronco Manager? He gave me the least to sign and i. read it and you know what it said down in the print. No children allowed in this building. Lightness fakes. Okay good for you Bronco by Georgia's no rule against children in my house. Come on, children. Let's go home. The Great Gildersleeve we'll be right back. Once again, here's how you Sam for guilty blade, the unique knifes bachelor that's to fine kitchen knives, and an all purpose kitchen spatula. Send fifty cents, the label or wrapper from a loaf of bread, and the red and flap of a package of Parque Margarine to kraft foods company box, five, nine, three, nine Chicago seventy seven. That's box five, nine, three, nine Chicago seventy-seven. Don't Miss. This bargain acted once. San Forgiveness Blade tomorrow. Lovely racket. Good, old Uncle Charlie upstairs working on the Mike My. Yes it is houses are regular. I. Love it to Birdie. Georgia's nothing like having all the family together. Yes, indeed. 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Crime In the Mitten Case #10- Burned Bodies in Manistique
"You're listening to the podcast visit. WWW DOT odd tested dot com before information. Welcome to another of crime the mitten. We're your hosts shelby. What better way to gush about crimes without raising eyebrows to start podcast on crimes committed in our home state Michigan from mysterious missing cases too gruesome murders left police struggling to stay on the scene? We're giving view the complete insight on what's going on in our instinct if you need to satisfy your hunger for true crime cases as much as we do tune in every Sunday in your weekly dose of May Hate Crime Lovers Italia. Sally and I'm back with another with yet. Another Michigan true crime case one that she won't believe happen but it did but before we start the case. It's still bill February so we have two more Self Care Tips for you. This week. shelby he said last year that We always need a break so especially when we're like constantly reading like true crime. We're it's not only researching for ourselves but listening to so many other documentaries in like all the other true crime podcast to myself us of character is take a break I like I have a whole. Like weekly PUTT listened to the PODCAST. A whole weekly routine of listening to podcasts. That have nothing to do true. Grab which is a good thing because I think I torture myself too much. We're not torture but I will listen to like do research and in turn around and listen to a bunch of true crime podcast. Watch nothing but documentaries and I'm wondering why is the dark cloud over my hip and most part but I'm pretty sure that's why. Yeah so. That's actually a really good one the one now I wanNA say like wait. What's a good podcast like that you listened to that's not true? Crime somewhat related. Start Monday the last one. Listen to Saturday on the way here or like getting ready to come here. Some money listen to horrible decisions. It is a really funny one shelby. Really Miss the show like it was really nice. I know I know and I really wanted wanted to see wheezy in person like so bad. Yeah I bet I really wanted to see her Tuesday Alison to get grown with aiding Kia Wednesday Wednesday. I listened to the friend zone We'll Thursday I used to listen to the re but since they started a TV show coming out on Friday. They switched their day from Thursday. It's Tuesday but I still try to listen to Thursday just so there's not like I get it. It's so there's not a gap and it's routine now you can wait right yeah Just 'cause it's routine that's what I'm used to and then on Friday so I am subscribed to the Jaden. Xt Patriot so yeah. Because they talk about love after lockup on to like their recaps of the show are hilarious so I listened to Their Patriot episode so on Friday. I listened to that when it comes out Friday morning and then on Saturday I listen to their actual episode and it sounds like double trouble for you. The double feature short so myself. Care tip of the week is meditation which is so so crazy. 'cause I always always hyped up all the time he would actually sit down for like twenty five minutes in meditate but it helps so much like so many people have told me though they're like oh I tried and it didn't work and I'm like seriously when you start with meditation. You should at least still still try for a fifth least fifteen minutes because out fifteen. Yeah no it takes it. Takes discipline elect trust me. I was like opened my eyes. Chicken timers yes But then eventually like started to grow. Where like I would have a moment where you like what they call quote unquote tap in and you can feel like your thoughts coming together and stuff like that and eventually eventually if you keep doing this fifteen minutes girls from like okay? One Minute in I was I was I felt like you know I started feeling. The effects of it didn't next time it took like I started with fifteen and I was like wow. I'm instantly when I started. Meditating I'm connected and my thoughts coming together and stuff. I need to do this logger in you increase time so it was just something like you have to kind of train your your mind more so to do than like actually like you can't just get up and just do it but it helps so much like when I'm in a situation even at work I'll have a moment. Roger Stop and I'm like okay deep breath and stuff like that and like I can easily come back in like jet right back into like work mall in like yeah deal deal with like kids throwing toys or something you know so. Meditation is lit when I started the Yoga and the beginning of the year. You know at the end you have to just lay down and be silent. My timer will set for three minutes. It was like for the at the time it was Unin medically set for three minutes and every five seconds seconds. I was peeking over like okay. Good no and I do. I usually do that and then I like notice like oh well it'd be ten minutes going by then I'm stuck like you can't move at that point because it was like I really feel relaxed afternoon at the you're relieving into it. Yeah so try. Some meditations also like a bunch of videos on Youtuber. You can like 'cause I'm like such person that does research so much afraid to anything ally. Watch the videos on like meditation all this stuff before I could even like actually do it so then when I did it I felt like not like expert but also already knew what to expect. I normal opened my eyes up like so like is filled through that stuff but definitely meditation is like a great Goto. And if you WANNA like an put up a little bit get some healing crystals and light. Some candles handles that the move. Play some four thirty. Two of the HCE. Music is a lot. But it's definitely worth it though like I f them by one hundred percent that's myself I'm sorry I'm eating gummy bear that Liam mate as do it is but yeah. That's my self care tip for this week. Hope you guys try taking off days though like you know. Don't just call off and stuff like that. Then blame it on me. Because I don't need that negatively in my life life but I hope you guys drive those. Pto Days. I got one coming up on Monday. I dig it a question about What detox back values? I literally just google like detox bath ingredients so like apple. CIDER Vinegar Epson saw baking soda and essential oils or something like. It's a few things that you do. Cook Yourself Water B Bakers Broilers. No no boy oh boy yourself. That's I'm actually really like any self-care tips in the beginning of episode. Yeah okay so now. I'm going to get into days episode which I'm really excited for like she asks me Elliott text me and was like. Hey Hey I need a case name and I'm like Gosh. I can't even help you because it's so good. No ideal to nameless like I was finished with my transcript and everything but I didn't have a in a sense. You wish. People know the naming the naming in the investigation are the hardest things to do so I just ended up calling burn bodies which even then. I'm like tuned in. I like that name. Even though we're mistake league was until I read this. Learn something new every day. I don't know what it was but menacing Michigan is a small tau in the upper peninsula. It's a little over three miles in schoolcraft county. Kenneth Brody was a divorced loner in had history three of depression and suicidal thoughts. The forty-six year old lived alone in a large try level home in on the Rural World Kindle road the Ministry after moving from Illinois in two thousand eleven he worked for schoolcraft wrote commission. His job was basically just go around and inspect the roads. That sounds like the easiest job ever is right around and inspect you know what I need job like that. I heard that there's a job where you could just test drive cars. I need people find out about these. What he said it sucked Can you gotta go to like Kentucky and back overnight Um but still like how do we find out about these cool jobs like you just inspector sounds still no matter. What the CAR is? You still got to drive it in a winter to make sure it's good more wintertime tense. Any vans all that you have to test all of them. Then if it's a newer car you've got to cover it up if you stopped for gas if you stop for lunch anything you gotTA cover completely. Because he's like star two years and yeah but look so. Apparently that job didn't make enough. Because does most of his money came from selling cocaine cocaine and morphine. He was the town distributor. He did actually sell to the users he sold took a stellar sir. Really get the money right. The supplier expert. Like we want the supplier. That's who he was. The Big Doug is because My boyfriend is watching breaking bad right now. So I'm just thinking like those characters painted them with him in his nickname will spark which is pretty fitting once again to the case he was originally from Illinois but move move After getting the job Gary Cordell his friend neighbor and employee who sold for him. He had recently got out out of prison in in two thousand eleven after serving a ten year sentence for burglary burglary emit sparks. Soon after in two thousand fourteen Cordell lived with his twenty eight year. Old Girl Fram Moretto Carlson. She began during heroin in high school. On that's a quick that that's pretty soon. Yeah near Eden. Start off the lead. He's the big Vista maybe she do they just when she started doing heroin. In February of two thousand fifteen bronchial heard about a pretty young lady. Heather Aldridge in town pool. Who was heavy on drugs and was a customer of Cordell? Heather was twenty five with five children who she didn't have custody of energy jobs completely. Mesto prolife heather was arrested in drug and prostitution sting Cordell. Introduce Broccoli in arch arch Aldridge because he wanted to he wants to be with her basically And he let her stay with him because she was living in her car selling herself money to afford a hotel room and he also gave her free drugs while she was staying there so of course she wanted to be. Oh Yeah like like paradise right where the drugs he really wanted to be with her. But she wasn't really filling a relationship thing Cordell Warren bronchial nut to let Aldridge stand his house and she was is using him. She didn't really want to stay there but she's so she was in and out when she leaves for days he would get upset she. She stayed with her mother Kelly role from time to time. I really thought she was about to say Kelly Rowland I would think about. They don't know at the end at the end like what her mom stayed. In germ fast township. Her mother said she would stay with her for a while. Like for breaking a quick cleanup and then home cook a couple of home cooked meals and then disappear here. She knew her daughter was a drug addict. And I was just shoot. That was her thing to come here for. A few days could get some rest in leave for her mom cook right eight other posted a lot on facebook about wanting to get her life together and change for the better and she wanted to see her kids again. Oh so she yes. She had kids to get five. Oh Wow cordell really wanted wanted Breath bronchial to keep auditor job of his home but he really liked her and wanted to be with her and March of two thousand fifteen. She posted that she was in a relationship with another guy. LACORDAIRE bronchial post. And of course he wasn't happy at all April. Heather says she was. She walked into Bronx House and he had a gun to his head then pointed at her and she took off even after that she wanted to free free drugs so she can say you to go back on April fourteenth. He gave her a lot of cocaine. The whole Disney really Paradise Paradise for her. Yeah she's living the life on a super secluded rocky Roe Bronx. Aw them while he was driving his work truck she had he was inspecting the roads and so that explains why he was like over in his clues super rocky. No one should be over hero right but he. He saw audits and the guy that she was with doing all of his drugs. The guy in the car with her said that he it was like pretty sure Ronchi saw them and what they were doing but he just kind of gave him a look kept going and my happy about it who he thought was his girlfriend is now sitting another guy doing the drugs that he gave her gave her like like? I didn't want you to do this with someone else. Honestly though like you shouldn't be giving these drugs anyway. But that's neither here nor there borough right. You should argument that she wasn't that was only. That's the only way you can keep. Her Aldridge went back to Brookies House. The next day on the fifteenth. While while he was at work she went into his stash and took a large that the large stash of cocaine he had buried in in a pipe in the backyard. She was searched it. Wasn't you know it wasn't really bearing in. She's this often. I'm pretty sure she just knew. It wasn't hit hit into whale. Like somebody not just GonNa go in find it but if you know where it is and you know where right and really had a hidden too well it was just breath. It was nothing but like pine cones covering up the Covering it so was like you have to know even be able to get it type stuff. Wow now she's still cutthroat late winter this stash. Not only did she take his stash sheets a it left two thousand dollars in quarters and quarters. Wait how heavy she didn't do that. Alone two thousand quarters. That sounds like it's really heavy. Like twenty dollars quarters on my pockets are filling heavy let alone two thousand and what does he just the two thousand dollars in coins. That was just his his he coined a quarter guy. Thank apparently he just had them saved up in bottles. Goals right there in the two thousand dollars worth of coins sitting here but she drove back to her spot on river road with to France and used up the drugs a few hours later abrupt. Text her saying quote. There's free morphine on my computer. Discs come by and get it a friend of hers said that he it was like China Baiter in and she was paranoid like no. I took it. I can't go men so she panicked about doing the drugs wall coming down from her high heels like She hid her car by Casino. 'cause she didn't want there to being any chance the finding her right just like driving by one day and he seeing because he is a road inspector driving by seeing her car just here in. She was smart. No she trying to play you. Just wait okay. Every time I give somebody credit you like you shut it down for me like I always pick the wrong person credit. She just knew that he was looking looking for. So she called her sister Carey Nelson. Who was thirty one and her boyfriend? Jodi Hutchinson who was forty two. They all eventually met up. In germ germ fast at her. Mother's home she told her are her mother said that she told me she had taken the drugs and I said give them back. You know what I would say the same thing like in so we can't give it back. Why just dropped will will be gone at this point? A lot of Nice God was go. She's like that's not the best that she was even like just her mom says she was scared like she. He didn't even want to go back over there. But April sixteenth. When she woke up that morning and had urged for the morphine she went to his home? Um so she had Her sister and her boyfriend to drop her off over there and before she got there. She posted a song song on her facebook page about struggling in addiction and all of that the lyrics were the needle in my arm. The thoughts in my head. What's the matter anyway by morning? I'll be debt. That is really deep. Who knew that song goes on lyrics? We've become real to her life. Wow April seventeenth the very next afternoon and The very next afternoon a couple when their sons were driving down river road near were audrey in her friends have been in saw an SUV and stopped in the middle of the row. As they got closer they could tell that it had been burned. The family got out for even closer. Look they looked into the windows and saw what looked to be to smoke. Smoldering bodies in the backseat. They ran back in the terrified. Father called nine one. One police arrived and were able to determine that three bodies in the Oldsmobile bravado and there were three bodies Two in the back seat and one in the cargo area. The fire was so bad that it completely clearly melted the tires off the car allow the and the bodies were still warm in smoking so like this recently happen. The victims were identified as Heather Aldridge her sister Carey Nelson in her boyfriend. Jodi because the bodies were so badly we burn. The medical examiner couldn't determine the actual cause of death just knew that they were burned. Right within days of the body being discover our witness told police that he had seen Gary Cordell Brookies The drug salesman neighbor when he threw items uh-huh belonging to the victims in a river in River Cordell. His Girlfriend Marietta. Carlson were arrested a few days later in both gave very detailed confessions also. They didn't like try to like cover up. They just went like they they just told told the what we like. I commend them for that. Like I'm you know. Thank you for just wasn't naming the just come out of it because I feel like the last couple of cases that's been like our argument like hugest like you did it. You did it just admit that you did it now. The two admitted to the killings and implicated that Bronx and implicated Broccoli. Brought her bronchial San that he helped strangle and smother the victims in his own home. They wanted to punish Aldridge for stealing the cocaine and her sister. Her sister's boyfriend were simply just killed because they're the ones who dropped her off in they were basically witness and like yes. He's closing in like tying up loose ends try. I guess we'll yeah. And if you just want Beth anyway but hey crosses. I said that bronchial strangle arts are offered in his bedroom while she held out her legs. Keeper from kicking and flailing She later changed her story to that too saying that Cordell strangle orage because rookie told him to and he couldn't do it himself because he liked her that much. They absolutely wanted today. She said that Brandi was killing the other two who oh he had tied up in the basement. Cordell told police that bronchial admitted to killing Nelson in the basement struggling strangling wrangling her as he as she was tied to a pole. He said that that he was upstairs. The whole time In that Bronco provided specific details on his own murders activities in the basement. Berkeley told Cordell that it's less than two minutes to carry Nelson. A few days later bronchial was arrested in Illinois where he fled after the killings. While you go back to your home state like your hometown of all places to run from where they have records of you. Living want in the first place. We're GONNA check so that was really smart on your room while he was in Illinois investigator said that bronchial replaced all four tires of his car. Worry that they they might match the tires to What was found the tracks? They were foul where the bodies were where the bodies were in the beginning. Being the three defendants didn't have the same story on what happened that night. They all agreed that bronchial Laura Arch charge to the house by telling her he will give her free drugs while in custody rookie was interviewed only once by police before he hired an attorney lawyer up. He admitted that he was angry at heather for seeing another man he said I was upset. I didn't sleep that night. Someone I cared cared about you know basically stabbing me. Yeah but lean people go through breakup and stuff for like you have situations where the person like you know things. He's like this happen all the time. You don't have to kill you have to kill you believe. I'm pretty sure if that person did something new. That's probably not the person you're meant to be with me. And so was not the only reason he killed her he was he was mad about his drug. Oh yeah no for sure though. And then it's like. He knew that the only reason that they were like together is because of the drugs so it was like you had to know that you only had like. It wasn't real what you had. So it's like exactly over and over but like you can move on from it but now you look. How much of a whole union? Doug yourself into exactly All three suspects were charged. I word with first degree murder conspiracy of murder and kidnapping since the victim have been held against their will in his home He denied that anyone was harm to his house and insisted that he had nothing to do with the killings he said all I know was that when and the peop- when the people left my house they were all vertical. They were fine. Well okay sure they were grieving family family members brace for trial Carey Nelson had two young sons heather. In addition to our five children had a mother mother stepfather and brother. Jody Charleston had five children two grandchildren and a mother and four siblings. They were all confident that the numerous statements made by the defendants will short that like that. They were taken away from their families like Would right if they would. They were like sure that they would get convicted but they were very deeply disappointed. Marietta Marietta Half Marietta Carlson had been in schoolcraft county jail for forty seven days while awaiting trial on three counts on the three counts in the murders. I she woke up on June sixteenth. Complaining that complaining of stomach pain after Joe nurse examiner she was taken to schoolcraft memorial. Royal Hospital doctors thought that she had gall bladder problems but as her condition got worse they prepare to send her by helicopter to a hospital marquette. She never got in on the helicopter and passed away the next day during the autopsy it was discovered that she had an inflamed heart which they usually come from like old aging stuff. She wasn't even oh affected. She was doing drugs for ten years. Yeah and it does have wear and tear on your body exactly her statements to police about what happening Franchi's house the night of April sixteen had been critical in the prosecutor's case but they couldn't use it because they weren't other under oath in could not be cross examined examined left the prosecutor with just two defendants but still enough evidence to proceed trial. The two were hill in two different. Jails Cordell in schoolcraft county in bronchial in Chippewa County jail. Both man began to explore insanity defenses. And after it's on after their attorneys filed motions. They were ordered for A psychological exam at the state's Forensic Centre bombing ended up there on September eleventh but based off records. They don't know if they actually cross pass or like met up While they were there together. Excuse me which I would have. If they want to try hard enough you probably could have. They could have definitely did sports right. It's like you know no one can keep me from talking to you. Like I was in a pigeon with a message to come talk to your who know okay. So you watch love after lockup that made me think we're breeding was trying to get They wanted her friend to be Soil got mom locked up so they had to like cold. The sign outside the Little Gama. Leo You can get a message across. Don't worry holding up signs and bails in everything everything don't trust me if they WANNA cookie way instead of asking over the phone. Yeah but that's really awful to in get the experience but three weeks later. Cordell suddenly changed his story. During the fifth confession took police. He now said that bronchial was not at the house during the time of the killings in that hemp him in Carlson had committed the murders on their own. Two women arrived at the house looking for the morphine. So he forced the two women into the basement at gunpoint s Hutchinson waited outside in the car. He tied up. The women invited Hutch Hutchinson inside in the basement. Hutchinson's put out a small knife on Cordell DOC. So he did. He took the knife from him entitlement. Jody was the first person to die of Cordell said in his written statement dated September. Twenty nine coal. I placed a bag over his head in duct tape around it just hype around his neck. At which time I'm he told me he couldn't breathe and I said no kidding Dummy Ninety Cola. It's like hearted it's news I'm trying to can't breathe and you like oil the point. Thank you right. I'm doing a great job right. He's like thanks for the review. Now he said he strangled Nelson necks in Carlson. Choked Aldridge to death. broncos arrived home. I'm from work shortly later. Cordell said once taking what talking to me if finding out that I had killed the three of them and that he needed to get rid of the body he was really mad at me. He's like I just got home. The he said that he was upset with with heather stealing the cocaine from his friend. He assumed the author victims were working with undercover drug enforcement officers. A claim that law enforcement sale wasn't even true and then I was just like it. Sounds like nothing but paranoia going on on everybody's in this point everyone's annoyed and there's a thousand excuses on why they did what they did when in reality all of its unnecessary skill. It's none of. It's they don't mean nothing. It's all unnecessary. Cordell continued to tell that all three of all three of them loaded up the bodies and John Hutchinson's Suv then Hunky drove his car into the forest and which Carlson Cordell were following in Bronx car once far enough off the main roles they stopped in Dallas the SUV with gasoline. He claimed that bronchial through a flare into the car and Co it exploded into flames. Timothy Goebel was thirty nine straight out of law school months after graduation. He was appointed as the school. Craft County Prosecutor and who was later elected to elected unopposed four year term. Because it was such a small town he was basically basically the only lawyer so it was like it was no real run to see. WHO's GonNa be the town prosecute? It was just like. Oh you don't want to go for it you know. That's like winning by default they call that. That's that's the definition of everyone. Everyone gets the participation. The patient trophy homeboys is weak. Some good benefits run. Those are the best rate raise the red. I used to do that in purple on purpose in school. Around for the stuff that not everybody else is running for a really and I'm like do this is like an easy win win them. We're on me. Yeah I'm like whilst we get into. Nobody cool. Noble had never tried a murder before this one rather than calling for help. He offered to do it on his home home even though he had no idea what he was doing. Call the victims families together early October sale. Them that he didn't think he can make the murder charge. Arch stick against bronchial without Moretti. Carlson statements especially with Cordell New Confessions. Tell them that. The murder charges against Ronchi were being dropped that he was going to be allow to plea obstruction injustice in lying to police officers. These are minor convictions that that would have him in prison for no longer than five years and we know you need to be there for a lot longer for life. Yeah five years will make to cut for me in exchange he was going to testify against Cordell Co.. We were all crying there. There was all this evidence. It just didn't make sense. Kelly role said or an interview. A lot of the people including the victim's family believed that Cordell took the fall for Brooke either either in exchange for money or Brekke promised to take care of Cordell elderly mother once he was released from prison a few years so so to stay the home taking you know taking doing telling the truth in man going home to your own mother you now you can go ahead and do it. I'll take the fall for you. Go Yeah and it makes no sense at all though because it's like unless homeboy really just the inflates enquiries mom and it was like all he offered the off the service no threat And then you can't trust people like that though because when you get locked up there like all take your eyes on maybe like you you get out and they'd be like there's and he's like who they don't even know what it is. You can't go off of that on October. Nineteenth sure soon before for bronchial was brought into court to testify against Cordell Cordell preliminary exam. The prosecutor hurt a source. That bronchial old cordell sixty five hundred dollars when Ronchi took to the stand noble eggs. Tim About Franchi seem caught off guard by the question then admitted that he. Oh cordell the money but never released like gave a straight answer on why he just said that Cordell had done some landscape escape for him. You know other few small things around the house so you'll have them was funny for cutting grass and trim flowers cool he perfect. I think like what okay but everybody notice. That didn't really make sense. CNN that they visited Brookies Home mm-hmm and there was zero like size of landscape at all. Don't even you don't even water your grass. Where where is this coming from like the Laura houses that they hear when you hear this case he was like so you just call us into crew out? It didn't make sense seeing how in San How. Why do you your all your employees and you you have year like you owe your employees? You can't just say Oh he's my own for that said you said for like housekeeping. Eso It doesn't did. They caught him off guard. Because like everyone does like. We're sitting here like this stuff doesn't make any any sense. I'm pretty sure if their license makes most sense at all if anything does bronchial for like borrowing money seeing that broncos the rich friend right but okay. They didn't play that one right bronchial along with a house in a whole business. Here's an is basically air but keeled someone quote unquote Okay It was never relieve the other way around. They claim so it like I said it made no sense. Everyone knew that if it didn't sound right but if that's according to a wanted him to say it was story was simply that he came home to the dead bodies in Cordell had good. Tell him that he needed to help. Get rid of the people quickly and was basically threatened him with the gun. Tell him they needed to get ready for saying like I had no choice but to help it. You had a choice afterwards to go to the police right. We forget that the debt heaven pay by Tom. Cordell went back in court. Went Back to court. Three weeks slater to plead guilty to three murders when the prosecutor and the core eggs deb rookie still owe him money. He said quote not even not not anymore prosecutor. What did Mr Bronco you? Money for Cordeiro responded. I don't think that's any of your business. One male one man. She'll she'll die so the other one may leave what that's what he said. That's part of the quote. What kind of what are we will? He told them what. That's not. Just something you just say of course especially when you're on trial for murder murder you relations anything with death in it. You shouldn't say death deaf anything anything. Da Da need to cut it out. You need to say well right. Friday February Eighteenth Two Thousand Sixteen Kenneth Bronchial was sentenced to forty to sixty months in prison But he had already served two hundred ninety nine days so so he was only be about serving Three years total also that time count when Time served already went. Ah wincing or an Obama. November fourteenth two thousand sixteen there was a S- was the sentencing date for forty seven year old Gary Cordell. He was given three sentences in prison for life without possibility of parole. He had plenty pleaded guilty to two counts of murder and one count of felony murder. For the death of Jodi Hutchison Carey Nelson Jodi had to carry Nelson Heather Aldridge in April judge. William Ramadi said that while he doesn't normally support the death sentence. If if if that was the case another the state he may have just in May two thousand seventeen since can Bronchial cannot beheld on the murder charges they wanted to go back to. They wanted to get him for drug charges of delivery of cocaine and conspiracy see the forty seven year. Old Man was sentenced to eighteen to thirty years by Judge William Ramadi. Wow they got him. They couldn't get him on murder but they get they run again for something like and as they should like it. So irritating and frustrating for the families or just like we gotta get over at least they can get. At least he didn't walk off like Scotch Three Lake. He wasn't he didn't just get off so while. Yeah that one actually really been waiting to hear that case I have because when he told me about it I was like what and then you read the description to me and I was like Oh. I can't Saturday night yeah. I'm glad that they were able to get something right. I've just smarter the second. I really thought this case was going where you're saying they were just GonNa get off without anything get missiles that at least they got on for something. It definitely wasn't murdered but now let something. Are we doing a question. You right or maybe nuts. I'm okay don't these questions sometimes make I don't want to you don't you won't heart one Yeah because I was so stressed over this question in two hundred eighty three. Do you prefer your hair longer or shorter long very long. I think all the way down to but so like I'm really drastic like I. Love getting extensions all the way down so as long as I. I can haven't been able to go crazy lately because I work with kids in the one time I got plenty skills and they were a really long. I seen a kid swing from once like everybody was like your dramatic and I was like no. He legit swung from one thing to the other in. No one's believing me so definitely log here. Sure he's not really in the process of trying to handle. I didn't know as long as it was still I blow dried it last night. I want it from high school. Like you've had a a Lotta here in high school but like this is getting. That was actually a pretty good question. 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I'm your host Jerry Taft this podcast is the full show from today's soda undisputed from start to finish they've got a busy slate so skip Shannon let's get to it a fact show today is Bella trying to the top ten four yards allowed per game the cowboys are only one of three teams who are in the top ten in both categories so shannon what is careers at different points of the season and through eight weeks the cowboys have the most offensive yards per game in the League on the defensive side Dallas also ranks writing this okay I'll also look at numbers like this offense and defense you look at an offense really waiting for the first three game 'cause a lot of those you got a lot of those yard will I call him garbage empty calorie yards you fall behind thirty one three and he ended up with five hundred aloys the Dallas offense has been more explosive under offensive coordinator Kellyanne more than in years past both Dak and Zeke where off to their hottest starts the offense scored top ten points allow the Dallas Cowboys voted three now can you tell me why team doesn't have five six Tom Baker Mayfield his team is to five Jameis Winston his team is two and five Sam Darnold his team is one in six Matt Ryan his team is one and seven can't get to it when you need it what good top ten offense when you need a third down you can't get it when you need a touchdown or field to go into the game you can't get it what good of the you mean to tell me U Utah Imports Allowed I mean poise Gordon you can't give me with ten why you keep all behind still is not deterred the whole ended on You know what I tree quarterback play kind of like a bad diet see they say you cannot exercise a margin old in Anaheim beer you said that about me live eight already did my eight today so I want to point out to our loyal and faithful audience this man across from me yesterday said that my quarterback deserves forty million so in the top ten off his talk did as far as points allowed and point scorer that's the Minnesota Vikings going into the all the team the thirteen there's not this baby take that helped me understand this guilt I'm just trying to figure out and plus first of all your stand talk ten defense and points allow if you can't get to put off the field Dr Team from going undefeated we're going to ask you I wanNA know you lost the ball game twelve ten it's a rhetorical question I'm asking I'm thinking out loud I don't realize I might dub so I'm thinking I'm not allow but you can actually hear me how's that possible you realize you're on muscle milk protein shake your muscle is in there so you don't want that tracks Rtd yes what is it fifty and you don't you don't the end now there are only five quarterback in the NFL that has more interceptions than that press card so I love pro football focus because it ranks the Dallas Cowboy Austin number one in the whole NFL number one is the cowboy offense says pro football yes and Dak Prescott I don't know how because he can't throw his inaccurate he's marginal too bad says the whole famer Elitist if you know what I'm GONNA eat right on my ex would you say you know what the hell with it I won't do it look how won't do what's IT GONNA do. Your quarterback is turning the ball over so far through seven games this year at to your point four and three but still the quarterback is playing at a supremely high level because they are first in yards marginal or a bad quarterback because you can't overcome marginal and that's what you dismiss my quarterback as margin yeah a little he still ranks number one in the whole league in Qbr and pro football focus ranks each quarterbacks performance and they ranked back second in overall performance to Russell the other teams there are only two other teams beside yourself one seven and the other six a no excuse me six two so you tell me all far cousins that can carry them the quarterbacks planet a supremely high level says pro football focus the running back is having by his standards and ordinary year because the standard yesterday is the best defense the hardest defense to beat is the New Orleans Defense Avenue Orleans it gets so loud especially at night game it shouldn't be hard talk ten Yada Yada Yada you look at defense can this is kind of like a child trust and he has to get he got to twenty one years old again what good is money if oy bad diet duquesne outscore or hope he would now who the marginal band quarterback you do Jamie was gail you gotta be the three teams Tanzim point scored and points allowed now one of those teams are the forty niners if you don't mind me asking you and you know yeah seven Oh there's another team all I'm saying is you guys have underachieved because there are only three you got this in the top ten in offense and deepen far points and for you guys to be four in this year they got the best pass rush they fly around they can cover that they got it all on defense especially at home your guy is what you said he is so high guy so something's going on with that quarterback who says you marginal too bad something's really going on great with that quarterback so yeah that should not be a problem so my guy then goes up to the jets they're tackle either all star tackle loud calls non all star team yet and Amari cooper catches the first ball for three yards and he's got a fibrous suffered in the Green Bay game and he does not play Michael Gallup does play and he drops three passes which brings me to one other staff that I didn't give you the Dallas cowboys are tied for second in drops in the assets over the last ten games last year after he got Amari he was number one in the entire NFL and catchable passes and this guy says he's not accurate. Ooh what did I tell you about in again QBR's backing me up on this does not deserved interceptions is much lower because he all of pro football and by the way they also rank Ezekiel Elliott eleventh among running backs a lambeth wow that's do you believe the best running back d you know he better my guy beats our guy hit all I know here the foreign against that guy he's going to be five hundred Jimmy about that one are so what what's my takeaway from this yes the Dallas cowboys have actually lost three close games they lost to what I told you all hail Mary at the end of the saints game it's just like a gift for the defense it's I'll take this one on my I'll take this hit on my stats I'll throw a hail Mary and it'll probably get intercepted because let me find the okay you keep Tokyo your quarterback no more than Qbr and you say pro football focus at says he's played the best quarterback Russell Wilson says their offense is number one I believe I'm just going on four th day so if I do two plus two equals four then the premise that you continue to throw at me across the table they go as far as the running in these other two teams to be thirteen and to combine it just lets you know nothing in the milk and clean I'll know what that is I mean when you're you'll turn thank you normally in the top three or four number Levitin number eleven so therefore therefore in three therefore dispose solely motivated your quarterback is what you're telling me we got ten points and so forth but that defense is really good you cannot find a tougher degree of difficulty than the New Orleans defense at New Orleans no what I'm telling you is next stat is pro football focus ranks my defense twelfth that's about where they are they rank about twelve th because they've been hit and miss because you know the defense the defense failed to show up for two games Green Bay and at Jess just failed to show up and fell behind you've got lots of those around telling you that Amari Cooper had a ball hit him right there that he muffed into an interception behind the average quarterback making tons of money JC kirk cousins. You took it because I cook let's look at the truth of what's okay look at it the degree of difficulty off the team is probably go get them but we can't reach the end zone I mean what you expect in I'll go to my grave he wanted three and twenty one to three and my quarterback in both cases brought them all the way back to within a field goal of an onside kick to get back in the Green Bay game sixty three yards but what you got to show for it you did all the exercising skip you got on the trip he rela eight Mile Jimmy you worked really hard and it has cinemas this Telia it tells me the cowboys underachieved Yeah that what it tells me what to tell you don't ask for that it's not your turn if my I have a full agenda game number seven on a Sunday night Jerry world what happened Mr Sharp you'll be fairly when you least expect it it it was a tour De Force it was it showed you ears that he should not give hometown discount to Jerry bill already million years just called that same quarterback out of the other side of his mouth something's going wrong yards empty arts is Shannon show us but yet pro football focus se says they ranked number one they're the best offense in yeah well it's just did you lead the League in yours he's not gonna Qbr he had the he's been played pro football focus and you love pro-football Boca he played really well at New Orleans how good or maybe even great this team can be it is loaded and guess what it just went out and got Michael Bennett to add to the pass rush deepest held a team to ten point point I told you hit and miss but they they rose up against Teddy Bridgewater is I start right okay that just could be an over the top super bowl also in other words you so in other words what you're telling me I'm supposed to disregard what I've what I've seen the previews into within an uncalled pass interference on Jason Whitney does not right Don L. all over he the no skill the quarterback threw for four hundred ninety three yards against green bay four six hundred sixty three or sixty three twenty green bay game it was not behind definitely in the catch zone Shannon Sharpe would put just uses left-hander put that hold on I write about all the behind seven nothing fourteen nothing seven thirty one three here with all of this being you've got to start from the start and finally in nine in the second half down thirty one to three at no point time look at the numbers when the game within one score look at touchdown a bad as give you like you get your hockey your third down completion percentage you got a number I I'm just trying to figure out where was this third down where with all these numbers the opposite number one we're going to wait the running back ranks eleven okay rub it must be all because of the quarterback I'm glad I'm glad you said that I was hoping the Dow Poise Bela's see you wouldn't wait you come in you had you had your pain you come into citizens right now and I I see you've got a duration I don't want to hear nothing about behind so what if the guy skipped if I run if I run let's just say for the sake of I run a marathon I'm not gonna run and finished and the wrestling takedown nor the word you blow job the entire game in the US laid to the ball game and you want the officials to bail you out is that what was it want to do put all that hard work and have it go two ways no so you number what you talk ten points on your top ten imports allowed yeah what did you fall in threes skilled say their legend down there so it's all his fault so if you want to give him all the credit for player number one in Cuba or the second best quarterback pro bowlers behind Russell Wilson his running back we're you cannot mention Aaron Rodgers without mentioning Aaron Jones the real MVP of that team he was the MVP at Dallas and he was the MVP the other night my guy was often Jerry Jones trotted out there and get Green Bay who those imposters that he took down to New Orleans who were those who when the cowboys star Helmet and in New York have Jimmy they come with a bomb bliss on the forty five yard line that's how that's what don't teams do that's what you should be that's who the cowboys be and you beat the giants we're our board our great time when everybody else finished into it how where am I doing where are you behind thirty three you thought bottle yard Eileen Meaningful Almog Guide does not you know what I haven't heard anything about the Broadway skilled let's beef all the way you guys stats a really padded before the first three games is it okay to stay. He's only been behind a half full of quarterback as far as throwing the defense catchable passes that's why he's right right up there cooper's right up there with well he had to get a goal jagged gotta get a couple of pro bowl and saw all pro career path going he's he's objected scale realized that all of a sudden demarcus Lawrence and Robert Quinn have Michael Bennett to mix and match at either end or at either tackle because Malinche Collins and Antoine Woods are really good sixty two cowboys for three or four fifty something Yup just let me get my computer they have to echo what you said is l. tied for second where where the quarterback as far as bad ball room where's the Lamar personally blow that'll stab pro football beverly y'All hey I'll bet a case on next Monday night's game I'll take Dallas bitchy would really do some ranks teams this is overall okay wha- cowboys fourth fourth he goes San Francisco Minnesota New England I love you all these thirty one two three in her deck how long does the game give I need something in the first quarter when you had a chance of our Cooper Tom Brady he got he got a little Julian Edelman ground quarterback from Kansas State and dealing with hassle no glare you WanNa put all this on the two point flavor by commercial right to tie the game to possibly get so let me ask you this so what about the you just take the cowboys at the last game that's who the cowboys are that's who they are and that's who they were building a took off so so who play Green Bay so who the replacement and then Houston with the Saints Number One in drops all I'm saying interesting all I'm saying for team that's number one in a top ten in points scored and underachievement three close loss. We'll do that on the closeness only matters if you're playing horseshoes and you slow down do you think twelve touchdowns seven exceptions is good or bad I think it's good because you have to do value quality of interceptions and he's had when you saw my guy skipped you saw the throws making skip who Aaron Rodgers yes the one he overthrew Jimmy grant cards you do that all the time that's pretty good we're still leading vision how could that be with your rarely you're lashing the team that's leading the NFL rarely oh temporary ah bad idea interceptions but really I can do at least four not his Holo but what about when you do all these one-handed catch do value of catch for the receiver so what did they receive a gift into a slow dances out in eight grade all good chaperone chaperone got my way jaded but anyways I'm hearing fear from across the federal when you you played Miami the Miami last night they had fourteen to nothing but just how bad my only Miami with thirty four seconds left in the they are they will doubt understand skip pro football Poland so you got the best offense you got one the team you're yet you sit him born three now something I need you to give me something meaningful don't give me no flowers when I'm dead give it to beware last Guy Shelvin sharp they held him a Guy I just love him Jimmy I don't see what you see holiday marginal or bad somewhere in that Oh you fade in twelve touchdown where between average in beloit low ever skinny what I'll buy that should be seven all I'm saying you know if your team is what you say they are your quarterback if you let us say I'm not saying that so bus but yeah because I know you know what's coming what's coming is this team's got go really shouldn't be able to know temporary so I'll take them into no no no no no no no I tell you we already got cases there at the end of the year you will be in first place in the east people would he has to make acrobatic catches that I could do that no no no no any pro football I mean I understand due but I just told You Dallas tied for second in drops with Roger with dealing here there was deep and he did it without the old devante gave me doing it without the Monterey you got you cannot mention that Prescott without mentioning hip would they did the buffalo pro football focus ranks them eleventh overall which is getting all try to figure out how does the fourth ranked team in the NFL gets thirty two teams and the all these stats on offense phillies twenty-first in yards were first in yards twenty first in yards Hodel Paula. Thomas I'm glad you said I'm glad well that's interesting because over DAX career his three years plus this year what are we up to seven games years plus seven games he has the second best anyone three many you call me wait do the last three quarters count K. football restaurant this time occurred in the NFL to Tom Brady's seems like he has his own table off base you gotta give me I got outside in Dallas they'll go okay San Francisco is what's derailing is able to know New England NATO Minnesota was there near future super bowls plural cristobal. Something I mean do I I've been telling you through the whole off season this team is the Brielle above average skill bayless where did you just see on a week ago Sunday night what did you see and by the way I can't even remember Dan you're in trouble no you in trouble yeah if I I hate that this happened to you every year every year you get so excited to say every year this allowed you should be better than what your record says now you're the coach says you are what your record says you are in other words you afford three team above the trace their Mama holiday break no trace it so every year you have aspirations of Super Bowl and it gives you so excited and they go thirteen to three I won the division two of the last three but then if Zeke didn't get suspended I would've won that you want more than you get so excited I remember I was a kid visit oh no sweater I don't I love where my team is I love it I love everything that's not only hotel but you say something worse and worse you said he had the second best record Tom Brady at least Tom Brady juries over here let me show for here Oh you tied to buy so you're four three one tied about well so you're saying we're going to lose the next game no no no no no cases you say okay right now you tied to buy anti looked at in two thousand nine per ballot check said he did not want to coach into his seventies well the coach is an accurate statement anymore. Meanwhile Tom Brady last night said that all these speculations about his future we're simply talking points from the Media Brady say this getting when you doubt I just WanNa know did you know when you're down thirty one three how many decades more at that point not many do you know how many are decade pass for when you down the overall Team Exact Same Rooker Samia stabilizer we escaped not the same wreck four losses isn't three because on the Button Brady I find it very odd skip the guy that says we're on the Cincinnati a guy that does not look down the road basically he has tunnel vision and the most important thing to him is the game coming up on a great record that he possessed in the regular season he's turned that in two super bowls in the polcies would've guy doing twentieth season two fourth season okay what are they gonNa do anything in the he said he's focused on this season and not the future so shannon what do you read into this when I'm reading the ability for lambswool being around doing a lot lower the schedule next and for him to project down the road it's very unlike coach Belichick and he he's quick say that when they was asking him over the last several they've asked him about Tom Brady said I'm not worried about down there and I'm worried about this year I'm worried about the next game and so for coach Bela check to put it this too black who has been based when you beat Washington Not Washington was killed you old that was dealing with three and owned the division happy having a change of heart after winning three hundredth career game during a radio interview yesterday politics said now that he is getting closer to seventy he's not sure if that and his defense is play you see why you and other than pro football focus se and Tom Brady playing lights out code relatives I don't believe that he's like my defense is playing Komo four two four touchdowns he threw four and no he didn't he had one scoop and score exactly so he feels that skip that if he were to make this move considering the way his defense is playing that he says you know what I'm going to get some blow back when your resume is impeccable you might people might give you the benefit of the doubt whether you say or you do something that you have a slip upscale and I believe that's what coach Belichick is banking on I got my three sound and I'll be wants Tom Brady gone I want to turn held the floor like we were going there I wanted to make sure you you arrive uh-huh restaurant feels got like a four month wait why gay the cowboys back gotta table audio really for breakfast you're all the Philadelphia Eagles you've got to give buffalo tripled down to give buffalo you WanNa go and this is not an old defense not saying there's going to be historically just bisque great next year year after but I don't see any situation sir either but anyway so what this tells me is that he's re energized he's looking at his defense like man we play an unbelievable But the simple fact this is Tom Brady now let's not lose sight of that in a less you know just dive off the cliff you know there's going to be some people that's GonNa question this is where they got all of a sudden giving up the number of points that they're giving up this year and all of a sudden triple that in years to come check is really really good about himself I think he's feeling act himself that he can see himself coaching beyond the age of seventy is telling to me for one reason skip he seems to be that he's reenergized GonNa be here I'm GonNa Outlast Tom Brady and I'm going to win or I'm GonNa do my damndest to win the super bowl without him and then closed the book sometimes you know sometimes you get some of the old force because yeah we're fine we're waiting on three cases right now okay you got it decision but I think there'll be fewer people that question decision given what he's done giving coach when you have a great body of a great body of work relationship you have to make a very tough decision do you turn the page or do you close the book I'm flipping the pages happened so far okay now that ends you got some good scarf over this Sunday night for the quarterback to drop a new hint maybe next Monday on Westwood One Jim Gray you know I'm feeling really good about fifty maybe how come from doctrinaire side the law doctor field they need to give me doc Michelle I would watch I don't know if I could that's aren't we headed there you like it yes okay it is very clear to both all of us that bill belichick has become obsessed with Etienne Belgium but he says I can top that with this we've got dueling longevity now between the coach and the quarterback waiting that one that's a tough call right so now he has I'm gonNA use your term he's starting to smell because he's got a defense winning a championship without Tom Brady effort leash trying to it wants to prove I can do this without that guy because I want a one hundred percent of the credit instead gene and it just caught somebody move New Orleans AFC here okay last Brady in New England and can Lebron Lakers really become a defensive minded team Shannon that's interesting but first we're going to start with skips of whatever you guys are debating right I say seventy five to Brady you say seventy five to bill check he wants one hundred percent he wants to cement his legacy I just win I mean six times with both champ and in most regards people regard me as the greatest coach in NFL history you will make a coat case that he might be the greatest coach regardless of sport the bill will say on his gigs eighty eighty is the new fifty but that was not that big with that withstanding skill yeah I just feel that coach Belichick basically just laid it down look guys I'm not going anywhere the as the greatest coach ever because now there's a big all asterisk at bottom of it Tom Brady was his quarter okay so you're like no they got a lot of I'm starting to enjoy Mondays more and more because we got dueling radio between I really like young football the Trade Center we'll get the train and I'll start peeling packages it eight Oh day of Trade Center there is a sweater sweater redone over okay cool Neil I might have to get more time but we are going to move on Oh okay both know Joe Nick Mosul Nikki that would call lead paint somebody Sharonville thing down I ain't worried about it sir whole hell of that the closed book on your hands really bad what is going on the drive you want to call you don't even have it on your you have your afford a car Sir I told you know not Daniel Jones really really yeah but then he's blur starting to say could be historically the it is stoically great so far has it really played anybody we think not not yet it has chill to be really good I don't know if it's eighty five bears good because it doesn't come across that way right but it it's starting to puff out bell checks chess because tyrian they don't have that then they don't even have a Michael Bennett because they gave him Ted analysis thank you very much about that I feel real good about it so off the super bowl they have just sprung through the half of this year right they have played nobody but again it's it's the perfect rush warriors you say that guys first team all private right they don't have an Aaron Donald no they don't have a Khalil Mack von Miller they don't have skit where we even in backup quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles lose in forty one to thirty three to last year for the especially the first half of the year really into the first two thirds of the checks learned ventriloquist because maybe maybe he can call plays without moving lips you may surprise and for him to call somebody yes that's something that is Steve Who's thirty two years of age in his title is he's secondary in charge of the safeties only the safety so could he be ah the unofficial defensive coordinator I don't know draw Mayo Kinda has the tag of it but not the title right so is it possible bill him to just blind Willie nearly so that's what makes me think unquote on Sunday from bell check I'm not sure where it came from in which he indicated sometimes I just leave it up l. a. check throw your chest out because you don't have any stars you got stuff on your volume Jamie Collins turned back in Dry Star but you don't have passed he he's pushing Tom Harder and harder to play longer and longer and I also believe that Tom Brady is becoming more and more obsessed era. There's some defensive disaster remember Jacksonville Tennessee then the Miami Miracle That and even though they won the game they still gave up my homeboy they did all that's true and and there's no shame in that right but but still it was not a juggernaut last year until the super bowl that's when they finally awry I'm worried about me go sit back and let everything y'all call it come on now okay so remember what's the evolution we went from Belgium allowing forty one points in the super bowl to the the guys in the huddle right now let it showing the play call right defend let them choose among options they know what their options are let them go with their with proving his coach wrongdoer and wrongdoer instead a longer and longer I eat he's trying to show I think I'm done you want me his son had to chart it sure like he's standing next to Jack Gerard male who the lab when it came time to call signals he put his up and called something will give you a I e Mail on a down that you didn't expect so you might need to go down you might need to go nickle you might WanNa go base you might WanNa flip out of three four three or four hundred forty three so for Lazio without a shark chart chart we don't normally see that now the only guy ever seen call plays without a charter would Paul Johnson Georgia tech coach he had no place I think bill but Jason Garrett his his dinner summertime inner body an anti France so here's here's the point that got wheeling and they'll usually be right on their gut feeling find that hard a skill that kind of control control free leg and you know what elsewhere but I'm gonNA keep showing you so that daddy upstairs will keep siding with the decision yeah the end of the day is GonNa come down to two you look great defenses forty nine to forty nine and you look at Tampa they don't have a Bruckner Ray Lewis Rod Woodson the eighty five bears that has he just put his head call the place it's in the guy in with it okay but that's often that's all fair before defense guys I mean obviously coach knows his back but still you want maybe so far it's been all Tommy all the time they have been I believe at the end of this year it will be Tommy again but now bill saying seventy something it does ever this year I think that's an uneasy truce because remember winning cures everything you just keep winning games Jewish like this and I believe it's GonNa come down to a situation like this again is gonNA come down to Mr Kraft's going to say you know what I'm signed Tommy or I'm side we coach Yup and deny imbed coach one without and that's what's in their minds is not good enough when you get to that level trust me the the only situation I can remotely compare to this was the Patriots of the NBA. My San Antonio Spurs member wet Gregg Popovich used to say on Pasta daily basis when Tim Duncan irs he called him timmy. Timmy walks into the sunset I'll be right behind him remember this that was three Without coach Walsh on the sidelines now all of a sudden the pendulum swung a little bit believe it did and the same Thanksgiv- if Tom is that for the first divisional divisional guests the chargers pretty good charges got down you know scored and then all of a sudden they just came back with quarter and put up some numbers but whatever there's ago and Gregg Popovich is still sitting in the coaches chair and who's sitting beside him now as an assistant coach Timmy because what are they say skill would you greatest power forward to ever live you should win those title correct so if coach Popovich can win one without me D. Okay message to coach her after I watched him just satellite just put it on up with no Paul George man it was like Vich has not won a championship without timmy no because he lost every it's the whole foundation of franchise the leader of the of crowd I'm looking forward to seeing what the Patriots do against Baltimore though no mercy after the Lakers won twenty two one win against the however he's skill even Tom play let's just say for the sake of argument Tom Plays to forty five yeah bill that skill it's on Sunday Lebron was raving about how well rounded his team is defensively now their defense will lead to better offense take a listen to Brady could win a super bowl without coachella check then it would be opening if the same thing of coach Belichick see I told you coach Belichick Tom Tom Brady is great craft he's going to be the final I I know you check normally have all the control and from what we heard that was the only time that Mr Craft has overridden Gordon Chang within the we're getting along just fine and he did give him the game ball after the giant unexpectedly yeah but glad that he that he got Yup prayer for I love him again you love him up at least he took one look at Lebron last summer said Nah imagine forgot this magic right here and said Nice Guy Paul George George and that leads to our next I hope I don't wrong you guys forgiving around here forgo I'll forgive you forget that bleep you D- You don't forgive that don't use a you never forgive you you driven by his name we're getting close as long as you can all skill all the coach Belichick just has to be right because it was going back and forth is it coach Walsh if Joe Montana but when Joe one as you mentioned Ab bread is good perimeter defender Danny Green is not what he wants was but he's still can how'd you little bit Rondo although is not out of and he's not the that guy that guy although I would have thought if somebody quit all the hi Jamie but if somebody wrong let's just say for the sake of argument about my about his team's defensive issues because they're big they're tall team they got guide that can protect the paint Anthony Davis is as good a big at on ball defender as a Pat Beverley but he has long arms and he wants I if I'm not mistaken little league and steal yes he gets a lot of the pleasure Cadillac Lonzo Ball Yeah as well Avery Daniel first team defense last year I've been on a couple of different teams as well and Casey Miss Ali Rondo when the king had to say do I will create the offense for you and we have a bunch of defensive minded guys you know Dwight has been a player Chavez always been very good defensively eighty I love those I love the Guy The guy to quit on your team seventy three games he's a nine plead it's someone's gotTa give fifty one to forty and then I'll be I can rift so just for the record Adam Schefter has reported that bell check and Brady are getting along better than is gonna come down because as you saw Sunday night Dwight had ten GE avail had Pau L. Fourteen chip-in Lebron had a coup- sold abroad is not gonNa have the offense not what he wants was you see what I've seen in the first three games skipping I know it's a very very small sample size Lebron James to be more engaged defensively the first game yeah that'd be okay but fifty is not good enough I need to know if somebody got to be in the front we can't be a dead he became well I'll give fifty percent and fifty percent no it can't be thirty points on the nightly basis or grabbed ten twelve rebounds or great dish I believe that he will have a lead average double digit assist but he's rebounding go great job of playing lanes understanding where the guy wants to go to the ball getting his hand then they're getting a depletion and as Lebron Mitchell Casey have a solid defendant Lebron although sustain in order for you to win in this league you have to play defense and they have the pieces now not saying are they going to be the clippers no no they're not going to be the clippers but they have the pieces in place this man his wife wrongs him she never gonna be cool with me again never ever number two wrongs you he goes to the clip of the night you hype it forgiveness fewest points in the league I thought that's pretty good is that a tribute to their new defensive mindset nope it's a tribute to what you just brought up he can defend a pick and roll he can protect the painting Ram so he's good do I how is three time defensive player of the year detail McGee is always in the top as far as blocked shots walker room was Tim Duncan I think he likes his chances had he could've kicked why thank you I was GonNa bring it up because when number to quit his way out of it twenty thirteen that's a long time ago the last time even made second team all defense was twenty fourteen since then no teams all defense so twenty fourteen thing I've been on a couple of defensive teams meaning I complete a little defense to the last time Lebron James made first team all defense was is that Lebron has been playing the point and he is playing slow at point he is walking the ball into offense quite a bit and his oppa dribble this time so we got this so you got this got it got it so this is what I got I got Lebron it comes back and everyone is just by an answer that we can just be on the strength throughout the course of a game then there's GonNa give our office even better opportunities all right Shannon should Lebron be excited pinpoint scored so that's not all that great so their average scores one oh six for them one hundred for the opposition and they played one good team and they play played if I'm not mistaken skip they play it with the slowest pace through the first three games so they're gonNA have to get them cheap basket steals get out on the break and try to get some easy baskets in that way but I think Lebron dribbling out front is not to create its more to sort of survey right like what what do I like here I'm and usually the surveillance linnea point over the last couple of years I'll buy that and I think that has a lot to do with this guilt because he's shouldering less of enough if he's not being required to score leads to just a little wing pass out to a d. and then you do it right I've seen way too much of that so the point is they're twenty tied for it's hard to be defensive Juggernaut when your best player Lebron James no longer has the mindset that you're talking about aide I'm not sure about the rest of it because I told you Bogdonovich did not play Bargain Barlow bogere don't WanNa see us he doesn't see so he just sat that one because he didn't want to the game he saved the game Lebron came back in they had gone from like up to up eight right ballgame but Laurent it could be a lot better defensively dishere than what they were last year and I think that's a mindset defense is all defense is all about mindset skill I'm not GonNa let you take me Oh you are at the superstar the bigger ego is and these guys it's not good it's not good enough to be pretty thin says you know what you get represented credit take we'll give me like forty percent forty percent forty percent from your best player on the defensive end up accepting that boy over each scored eight points in about like to clock minute but did you have twenty points total okay I mean he had bill chain because he's more offense than defense gave him the forty percent pass okay so it's hard for them to be the clippers because the clippers are going to take extreme gene we're going on twenty twenty here so this is a long time ago right so when I first looked today and thought kept the Lakers are allowing the third Lebron taken this weird exit stage left where he went to the locker room for no apparent reason may Hamson and he was walking just fine they wouldn't even been up skilled you know that that was the Indiana Pacers we're talking about survive play basketball okay so the point here is doesn't matter we're going to give them that work because he knew Lebron's going to sit in that chair on all the all bogere remembers is game seven forty five eight and seven now what do you remember he remember Friday the majority of the Games at point guard are going to be started by Rondo right said wow he's big Rondo fan and then we walk the ball up the nobody else because in pace the slowest team in the League in the League and I know it's a small sample size but what we do know what do we hear from our man Frank Vogel who's on the hottest seat in the NBA right now because this team is going to be hard to coach especially with those assistant sit on the bench because they've all got big Malta moms everywhere quick like that but they're gonNA have to be they're not a great three-point shooting team they're going to have to defend because they don't they indeed on book really Danell less night number two had two steals in three blocks is that good that's what am I doing that same thing side of that so I don't want Lebron tried to be sitting at chair and try to be Alvin Robertson a Robertson Guard people all over the court but just you know in Games at point guard this year so that sounds like somebody got to Frank Vogel and said you better amend that statement is low that he wants there so he'll be able to exert a little more I'm not saying that he's going to be do that on the nightly basis the steelers in the year seventeen we can't lose hey good we're you're actually endorsed that's going to be good enough skip bayless really good enough because we're gonNA let him into running mates wrote them into that room into the alley really fill in and takes a lot out of it does that's why that's why I have cheer point magical just said I always wanted the easiest guy on so I could take a little bit the seventy seven trailblazers one he's a good point was he was a good America is a good coach so what did we hear from Frank Vogel I think it was last food yeah okay okay we deal with criminals do you battery any weird clarification they re the quid pro quo you know he's GonNa start a majority of the Games which means fewer than ten clay hunt not that means that Lebron is GonNa start just about all the Games yesterday you told me there was some garbage now you hype with what I'm trying to figure out is hard for the clippers to take them very seriously after what the Lakers did to them the so the problem right now is Lebron is playing point guard and I thought he would play faster and maybe he will start playing faster because they need to start pushing the ball because NFL that team when Paul George gets bready when he's ready to go it's going to suffocate teams like the ninety eight bulls did because that teams most part young small guys they normally like a view a good player they're not gonNa give you the toughest deep assignment because they need your offense would they need a magic it looked like he was cramped at all and he he just accident he had cranny cramp paralyzed and gifts you took over the game heaven love terminals aw tweet from Dave McMenamin of ESPN it was on Saturday and it had been clarified to mcmanamon that actually Rondo will start fewer than game one of the first game they played at Charlotte I saw Baba's the GM of the team and he said we can't even get our offense started past half court because when you go unions and they got good opinions because they been there and Jason Kidd Lionel Holland Rising Simon a lot of guys out of people don't realize learn Hollywood player in the NBA you're trying to chase they all all over the court and try to these guys up but Jordan give him credit that's what they got remember go james to do that Jordan Pippen Harper across the front well it starts to remind me of number two and Paul George and Patrick Beverley I mean Jordan was just Jordan and pippen was on insist yes I agree with you and I do like all the little pieces that you have because they do have a bunch of guys who have played defense before but it's up to the leader pride in playing defense Sunday when book cooked Everybody Court Devon Booker Cook Pat Bayle filed him out Cuckoo the the king there you go so you can't mess with the throne you always you always try to you say how do you explain this we're here's the thanksgiving I I would like to see Lebron playoff the ball and magic came on the show on Friday me up and said that he did playing the point all game long it might sit in the chair at twenty year he's not in year seventeen he's in year one with the clippers and that team is going to be the equivalent I think of the eighty five bears the way in the eighty bash matador is again we Williams is only going to find this okay now run into one of them travelling trees no part of that Oh no no they won't book triple double in that game we should cut out some of those points in the series again switched Short Hornets all hold on hold is going to be the worst team now uses hyperion them did they get better between the time they played Lebron when they play another level Rodman although he wasn't a player that he was when he won the defensive player of the year he's still could get out and Ron Harper with steel on the ball I agree so again it's all about you gotta get the BBC book you gotTa Get some had esteem budgets you know where you're flying down the court but he did that in the fourth quarter is giving you remember yeah I would agree so be expectations that were placed on his team normally if you've got a team that you say you know what I think we're ready to contend you go get a proven commodity you don't go get unknown fourteen obviously we're big skip you can't put a big allies one couldn't take a break and says okay I'm GonNa Guard Charles Smith Oakley let somebody guard Patrick you and you had to take that but for the followed by Freddie Kitchens with twenty-five Cleveland schedule and Baker Mayfield were each given fifteen percent of the blame while preseason expectations earn ten no no no no no you love saying mercy the browns are off to a distant but that's only really get what you think about it only Jordan with probably of the great players always willing to take the tough assignment that's straight did that with Larry they did lion's share the blame because I believe he's in over his head I mean you take a guy that's never called plays before in his life he was running back coaching anoint him and I'm some place percent and the offensive line got five percent of that blame so Shannon who do you think deserves the majority of the blame deserve the three thirty three okay I'm going to give twenty three to Baker he's Andrew Luck. Rg Three had a tremendous rookie season peyton manning and he threw more touchdowns in all over he did and you'll let man Baker pointing to and five start the season an article and USA Today attempted to assigned the blame in Cleveland Office was given the most blame with thirty percent Dan and Ron Harper I mean then what you got what you WanNa do they had early round playoff series against Charlotte that year in Charlotte had a bunch of shooters Glen Rice Company and after it happened to me is that you look at what he did his rookie year he threw more down any rookie had ever thrown before and we've had some great rookie Russell Wilson come to mind around you will two to one touchdown to interception ratio not inefficient the touchdown ratio skip he's been terrible and I think the thing is what happened to us in car and I covered that team in Chicago that team played defense offense team suffocated they come out with Jordan and Rodman lady on and we like the got to be some comeback they got to be some slippage. There's no way you can lose those caliber players in seeing now love in NFL history at the quarterback position but is he going to be able to throw the ball now the thing that we know for certain is that Baker he can throw it he's accurate he takes care of the football sometimes when addition by subtraction but I'm like I don't know and then you're like okay and then being goes down earlier but we didn't know this Okay Cincinnati we let's get a home you win your division you'll get home game okay and boom and here we are I guess but this has been a d is abysmal. I don't see how Frady last pass this season unless something drastically and I mean drastically so I'm not gonNA write them completely off we have to assess blame for right here right now it is mind blowing hired Freddie yeah they traded for Odell depair him with Jarvis Landry Higgins Calloway joke who got hurt but like man you trayful Livia Bernie you get greedy the Knicks Bell Yada Yada Yada he got his guy pre k. he loved him call him play put them in the best situation and it didn't it didn't happen and then that you believe is going to be conten- so I'm GonNa give you know what skept I'm more says thirty three percent blame to Freddie around skill but this has been a disaster ready Baker expectations so for the record I did not love the browns the way you did Taj's Winston for the most interception NFL which will the differences between him and James James has fourteen touchdowns bigger six though normally give you that to be the other conceivable and I I guess this is Boon doing twenty twenty hindsight I said this is preposterous. This guy has no resume really you know that that the Patriots don't have they got once they got one captain that go look Gotten Irish set the tone and I'm not sure he is it unless you tell me is the leader of the team we don't we don't worry about it we don't have play while we don't have seasonal Niger a baker what he needed you make a trade for their Odell is a very good receive we thought he was one of the top now he hadn't played that way consistently for whatever reasons open with all the responsibilities of trying to run the football when we leave and where we stay in practice schedule audit hire staff in the media aren't harder and he gets more and more defensive landscape would always tell you the number one killer of careers is expectations yeah because what had happened we saw the the the guys that left Pittsburgh Abe the season and I will give you in them this the back after their schedule gets much easier so they could still get it back together backhand first timers skip in what what makes this soul amazing that this happened is that and by the way on Sunday I'm watching Gilmore just to Stefan Gilmore just took him all over the field and I'm pretty sure he was single on it right most of the game and Odell did not look oh I think he went to Jimi Hazel and the owner and said him I need him right because it's one thing to have a big brother calling plays as the coordinator it's another thing if you strike we you Japan with Dinsdale award you look myles Garrett like okay yeah skill even if we didn't think they'd make a super bowl ruin we thought they win the division and and all the sudden he's the head coach at least cliff Kingsbury had been the head coach X.'s tech right you knew how to run the program right and they give him skip skip what they did is they played the Front Office for higher afraid of cake that's what that's the only reason I could assist the assessment blame to them they hired because as an hour it'd be neighbor we knew they were going to struggle this year Baltimore the know how good is the quarterback going to be we know he can run the football he he's one of the more dynamic to gain Jeff Okay and then the bigger picture is somebody had to sign off on let's go get Odell was at Dorsey did it go all the way up art ancient history with never seen yeah Paul was never the same as well Lebron's not the same thing you know he's not you just said escaping the forty percents yeah you can't sit in chair so the question you think why they'll be sitting in the chair you're seventeen where he might he'll he taken twenty five thirty games a year he might the division go make a deep running the playoffs right I gotta give Baker some of the blame for Freddie cake is I'm pretty sure he is Gore stimuli crabs the looney have you and that's the thing with coach Belichick says put beef physical put hands on them they're not gonNA throw flag on every plate now so they might get you because remember skip the drive that they got they call to pass Zona dry but after that it was nothing so coach build shakes allowed to beat him up plus it was cold is wet is we'll skip those ideal conditions for defense okay I got you it's clear he has taken over as the quasi maybe the unofficial defensive coordinator and they'd be like your son was called the defensive signals I mean because he explosive to me I don't know I didn't see him separate but that guy is really really good because that Corner Stefan he's big and he's physical and he is shrewd operate zone as an upstart yeah that was a team that you say they will continue lifting you give that guy this team here go yeah Ouseley or you make a move like this is going on we talk it's it's just it was a bad idea to start with he makes way more money than he is worth to me. You remember go james you to do that because Paul George has him and Paul Pierre Oh but if he did that number Paul Pierce that game remember the games the it's not a Dell he's he's big apple he's Manhattan he's Gimme the GimMe GimMe Park Avenue oily remember he wanted so when you when you look at the big picture of Odell it was a bad idea to start with but Odell in Cleveland is a worse idea because he's just not going to do this on this show the Cleveland Browns now ranked twenty first in yards allowed and twenty second in points allowed in pro football ranks that defense twenty eighth they're all kinds of versions of his house which is the stadium obviously I feel like there every other commercial that I watch acre commercial right Yep he's clean which brings me back to Baker Mayfield I'm GonNa say it again I read that he filmed he and his wife twenty commercials just for aggressive did you know we didn't exploit the single coverage on me enough but Baker stand back there he's holding the ball longer longer because he's trying to wait for Odell only Josh Rosen is worse just rose and gets into the Mitch Okay so now let's look at the other side of the ball which we have not looked at one time all year you love the okay and I do I love him to okay that's that's better than than that free yeah and he loves Odell they're close off the field you can't keep forcing him in have the continuity in the ball distribution he had last year it was fun too watch last year but he's throwing the guys you've never heard Rashard Higgins Antonio Calloway you're saying who are these people there it's working is give you know you said worst we say in the league that's terrible would would Greg Williams have would he be a little better with member again the corners of both been hurt for up his house or he's going all the way back to get her a straw right it's just goes on and on you you better be careful in this league you're gonNA paint all but Denzel and greedy but they're they're really talented kids and miles gear is obviously a big talent you vernon and you would think when Bakker came out he had like the highest completion percentage yeah you'll be our Baker Mayfield had the second worst completion percentage of any quarterback that started this year Q. Winning I don't see no chip lose it that you that Moxie you know I love Baker Mayfield I love my quarterback scale where is it a Freddie disposal you do they lead the league with ample to yards. What does that coaching in they're running away with by far when you from the football like what we've seen from children somebody's running backs that defense is not good enough to overcome that we've seen the Patriots sometimes when Tom Gets Heroes are one win away from winning their Second World Series in the past three seasons Houston will go with Justin Burley under six while the nationals will turn to see what Strasbourg try to defend the defense a little bit skill I think their defense is good not great but what you can't do is put them in harm's way when you turn the ball over like Baker so shannon who are you rooting for tonight are rooting for a very close ballgame? I want some suspense I want some drama. There's been no suspense no tight windows yeah and I think he's GonNa see coverages he's never even dreamed of right yes okay looking forward to it I'm not writing the browns off I wanna make really watch him I loved to watch him defend love to watch him swing from this heels and I I do root for the Astros because of that I don't think they're going to win tonight turn on Fox Russell Westbrook came up one assists shy of a triple double last night against the thunder sleeves said heavy money for MVP skip Mayfield he was the worst case scenario points and just think about all the field goals I mean skips or four hundred eleven tom in this world series because they've been runaways that's so i WanNa get to the ninth inning and I want some suspense and I hope the nationals win because I want to hear because everybody keeps telling me outs in seven innings and the Astros hit three home runs and seventy one win to take the pivotal game five the series now shifts back to Houston to night the ass two more games give out and by the way speaking of Baltimore you you made mention of we don't know if that quarterback can throw well enough to take them to the promise life will Sunday night we'll start the bishop or bus so that's the context I'm looking at this in and I'm GonNa Answer the question from that standpoint no it's not working because I don't see his more favorable contract you and just got to the Western Conference finals got the game seven of the Western Conference right it is finals or they could they could make a little run in that division so they made the playoffs pretty keep the job Oh yeah they make the it's just gonNa be hard to believe they're gonna get Glenn he's never thrown a pass in the NFL that's your guy QB which is a tough situation for you I don't even know if you have anything to say that Oh no Golo broncos into words in sports is game seven and I wanNA see one I'm with you on that I root for say out to they just love him I loved waiting for six minutes James Dominates for seven minutes rose dominates before minimize James Dominates for six minutes okay that and beyond that what's in the end I would love to see the Astros win game seven yeah all right I wrote for him to love watching the guy going to be a world series game six coverage starts seven thirty pm even more most discouraging is that I feel like watching them they're now feeling like okay I used to have the ball I mean the scooping scored there's nothing you can do about scooping score but I'm saying you give you know Baker to the game put them on the eleven yard line I mean Chris how is this working in Houston what do you think well think to answer this question we have to have the context and the context is this the way we're going I ate for twenty one from the floor but thanks to twenty two free throw attempts in the third game high forty points sports NBA analyst. Chris are joined this employer but I just don't and then when I hear my dad Tony and even the players say regal figure it out that's the that's the strategy Oh is can you be a disciplined talented clippers team. Can you beat a talented Lakers team playing this way I don't think so so they are it was Westbrook's first game against the team that he played eleven seasons for and sure enough he got the last laugh in the one sixteen to one eleven win James Harden went well they do face the Broncos next so if they can get back on track against Uh Shannon this is the team were no Joe Flacco we got brandon yeah merchandise trouble in the Bay of Wag all owned Brigada go do these things any type of I don't see them playing championship basketball now they're gonNA be really good yeah they're gonNA win fifty plus Games they're going to be sexy out of energy skill every night since he's been in the league and especially since he's on this page this historic triple double he chasing that everything art I thought they were given to me that these individuals Russ and James Harden are really great individuals playing a team Sport and Chris yes what the whole yet it'd beat the jazz but Baker didn't play particularly willing that game then he didn't play and he hasn't played well really since they're going to be fun to watch they're going to be dangerous they're gonNA make the playoffs but are they play in the type of Arctic and when you a championship to beat the Lakers pardon June twenty eight percent and fifteen percent from three because when he gets it it's like I gotTa do my thing and we're Russ gets Russia's actually playing a little smoother the clippers not to mention a Denver maybe a Utah no and what type of basketball they're playing is taking turns Russ's dominate thirty five minutes to do what I had to do now I only have it for twenty minutes to do what I had to get it right when like that's why bill off the floor thinking about this he is six for forty from three as you point out six for forty they're two guys who have lost their shots so far Mike Conley junior zero blitz you run zero blitz like this and this kid that kid scream on okay you'll be legal see that situation that do that I don't they force him to throw the ball and how's this GonNa work we'll figure it out there playing street ball and they're so talented that they're going to beat most teams playing street ball but again the context of the wreath rose but when he shoots free throws listen he is not getting enough credit James Harden he might be the all time greatest high-volume free throw shooter we've ever seen bringing to retry thank you for that we're going to move on to the world series last Sunday in Washington DC Garrett Cole and nine strike ATV fixed I love what I've been from these two it is working and when his shot starts working better look out because they're going to start blowing read the field in attempts and makes last year in free throws he shot eight percent but he's shooting so many more than everybody else eighty eight is really good he's at ninety six percent defined whether or not this work the year is championship at the very least skip they got to the finals because I kept Chris Paul Oh putting the ball they get a false start get four to sixty eight he breaks off his back field skill if you're GONNA go for you didn't want to give up why the hell do you bring the plan team open finding route leading beer comes New England Baltimore so let's see if he can throw it 'cause he's going to have to throw it to beat this yeah I don't know if I run a whole lot target so big on your back is trying to just trying to figure ask you you know we're chill Baker say you know what I noticed you guys far and I know it's a very small sample size but he is your basic whirling dervishes your Tasmanian Devil he is your human tornado of energy and so much in his career he realized they have a chance to be good I got him in the conference finals you're right it's got to be at least common but even okay let's say they get to the percent from the floor skilled fifteen percent of three James Hart is six of forty from the three point line and yeah you look you look at his stat lines like he had forty but he emotion and passion he's willing to do whatever it takes to go scratching coffers every rebound dive out of bounds we they didn't have that with I'm russ in this system mom would put up outlandish but I think he's willing to sacrifice some of his ego because he is the problem James Ruins and every year they don't call it like that in the playoffs so you don't get to shoot twenty two times at the free throw and then he's jumping up and down and then talking about there you're let me this tax again and boom there's talk pj yeah what you him in this system yeah again either like we've seen harden in it by himself and he's changed walks up there like he's traveled any just swishes them. Well I'm watching Russ do all the dirty work laid it out is that they take turns and that's why Kevin Kevin Durant and Ruth did with your turn now it's my turn James Harden shooting twenty eight they create every sodomy both of them have a ton of assists because they're penetrating and they throw it up and Cappella finishes I'm with you it won't shock me a little Micah I love Mike Conley and he just can't throw it in the Ocean East three for twenty from three you just can't buy Bhaskar James all he does is shoot I don't know what it is but Russia's is unbelievable that he can exert that county nj but they're not they're not they're not win a championship with this these two they don't win they get to the conference finals okay just remember between Cj Dame wash last night give mine spurs some fits but but they don't rebound the basketball and they're not hide juice broad they don't call it like that the thing that's so amazing about me is that I still don't know whatever rough take it I need it for him to exert that history of asking about a shooting at me look what he's done so far he's made forty six of forty eight free throws he's running away with both categories as he did last year he you just might okay what's wrong with that okay lending is is take you think taking your turn taking turns basketball's GonNa win and average finals is successful for them I know it's a gray season and great to the finals played out thirty six with forty eight it's so many extra points I watched their whole game last night in at the end the announcement and that's forty for James Harden because he just casually made the to that yeah they'll they'll probably win about see here's the thing again I put the context championship or bus or finals or bus but it's also the franchise right this CBS questionable really because the thing that you what is rush shooting from three russes shooting thirty six percent from three you mentioned we know hardens going did James Disappear is he is occasion yeah I don't I mean would you like that matchup skipping because you got Paul I mean I think they might have a favorable better a little better and bigger version of Lillard and CJ mccollum that's what they're these to do everything just like the guys in poorly is not Minnesota or some franchises never done anything the rockets have won championships like everybody praises Daryl Morey Oh he's and he's been good is this are they a little better than they were a year ago yeah a little better yes but that doesn't mean they're gonna go a little farther than what they went last night but I'll take a little bit assist guys right Russ can do the dirty work he's GonNa lead the team in rebounds Brady's going right and we'll probably go lead them in the system. CPI Three No russ is so much better than Chris is at this stage of their their equal careers rebound nothing no chance for me to shoot it right right and so the thing that Chris brought was he was a legitimately good shooter and so I think it was easier in the playoff games defensively russes us you're right I don't know it's like he's playing possessing and his Arizona triple double coverage and a triple is twenty four thirteen and ten at this when all of a sudden Oklahoma City needed a foul somebody last night Chris Paul went right to Russell Westbrook and went hacker rust right you gotta shoot these free right did it go seven games the clippers or the Lakers who is going to be and did did they push them to the brink did it go to the last shot I need to know that okay did they wiped out obviously more energetic and just bothersome right but Chris was a really strong you know solid defender and all that so I I'm leaving it open it up but it's GonNa stay thirty six percent Rossi's threes percentages go drop he's not gonNA shoot fifty percent from the field I don't think so I think by the way down to be objective in fact Ross is finding little ways to do big things in this offense he just looking for every little opening I'll do that I'll do that I can do that too the game he just he just walks up to like it's not it's not a little deal look at margin rose and for my spurs last night gag to the free throw line could iced it so the warriors have their first win of the season after losing their first two games by combined forty seven points golden state going to be able to win a championship and not play well I use it Lakers fifty six wins and I told you that day before the season started this team has the better chance to win fifty six games think about it I hope I'm wrong I hate to say it but no asked in the league in points allow one hundred thirty game last in the league and opponents field goal percentage fifty nine percent last in the league in three point is when he said that's not even a playoff team this is basically designed and they had igwe dial at least but they've got three problems one they are often made a better job of the poor too fast with they had one big game at Baltimore and it was it was yes maybe you can make a surge but looking at this team right now remember Jeff Van Gundy of of what we're essentially watching during the finals this job but Paul George Pat Bill and why well that's going to be hard for anybody deal with trust right no no what they are is a I I'm seeing that I can be really good it's like I said it's what I thought it was it's going to be very good yes tammy right and but they're not hey I just see there's no turn taken I just see James do what James Does the raw data together and be home doc New Orleans for a one thirty four to one twenty three win Steph Curry had a team high twenty seven points while drew on green had a triple double despite the wind yeah but how about the assist but that assist where he got the ball on a miss and then he kicked it in the corner the best case scenarios they hang around in ninth pissy you know even if you're within a few games of eighth and then clay comes back in March and he was in Philadelphia skipped remember they pushed the Big Three Celtics to game seven at a second round he goes the Denver all of a sudden Denver's good they win fifty seven games I think words Carl he goes to Golden State all of a sudden they became like he is a winner wherever he goes and so losing him defensively they're joke used by opponents fifty one percent opponents are hitting fifty one percent air threes and so defensively we look Katie was a very good defender blocks woo go he's Boyana solve them up Brandi I saw opening night I saw that's all I need acres Egmont said quote we're still not a very good team so Chris Research still with US Chris the warriors make the playoffs is in the navy even a little brothers like Shannon the light skin or whatever like go out of y'all be out of style but I think he's generally going to be a little inconsistent and Draymond who probably is a hall of fame or or certainly make a case for him but tonight his career highs fourteen per game for a season so where am I getting the scoring to combat this atrocious divas and the third problem is they got a target name and here's the other thing about equal dollar if you look at his history he told me himself and then I went and checked it out and it lined up he's a winner then how do you counter bad defense score but who's going to score other than Steph right I think the Angel Russell and all star in the east not the West I think this year they don't make the playoffs you get klay back they make a few moves I still think that core can eventually compete for champions the Dennis Rodman West unsealed hall of Famer he's not one of those guys is going to score like he does the other things so I can't count on him for sixteen night like he gave me who would you look at it teams on afraid of him ninety percent of the teams knew they couldn't be Golden State on the nightly basis because they could walk in there with that big three who that big for the hand is like okay are historically bad defensive I mean it's hard to remember imagine that the defense was part of their calling card they are terrible there on your back because for five years they've been shimmying trae mobbing talking trash and the media adoration but it's not like he built the Rog as they won Championships Daryl morey would allows you on and even before my bottom line let's just hopefully we don't get beat by twenty twenty five skill when I look at de Ngelo Russell and Steph curry that's more of an odd pairing James Harden and Russell Westbrook I'm like they they don't go together in Golden State you ate this hot potato we're trying to pass the ball but pass the ball to who Google score always bring this up you remember in the Brian Tips again so I think it's likely they make the playoffs I'm looking at I'm saying Lakers Clippers Nuggets rockets James Blazel those locks I mentioned the spurs I think man he changed the two thousand fifteen finals when he got inserted into the starting lineup and he obviously won. MVP thought Steph deserve maybe championships Gilbert. I don't for me because I can't sorry I I but you know what I'll finish with this quickly I don't think like Klay say at our window is not closed what are they doing dee dee low needs the ball he that he became an all because he had the ball his hands all the time at the natural way was a very good defender and they would let people just talk about Klay in K. D. Igwe dollar was nominated a great defender but he was big on I think he was actually the unsung leader of this locker room I think when when push came to shove and it goes push to shove between Katie and dream on I think they looked the score but he go hit timely shots and he can deal Shaun Livingston he wasn't a shot liberty to the old off the bench but he can be guys that play is a pretty big what about only three and you say but I'm saying I believe those a lot okay mavericks look good they do our talent although Karl Anthony Score one hundred and twenty on them and just wipe them out just blow them right off the court well that's pretty embarrassing I got a pretty much disqualify what happened last night New Orleans because New Orleans all about steph curry and I used to be the biggest fan of his but I've said this on TV several times over the last couple of years he became the biggest hot dog in the League was down three starters if we include Zion because favors didn't play and drew holiday was not able to play last night in each one more didn't plan on I don't know exactly why he was there but not the west and I think he's going to be up and down I'll give him he's averaged seventeen but I'll give him a break because he got kicked out of the one game because okay see you only have six points watch this in the clippers hung one hundred forty one on them to your point and then the thunder at Oklahoma City what's left of the Thunder Without Russ Acadian here's twenty eight point twenty six twenty seven points you lose Klay that's GonNa give you twenty lockdown defense bigshots night out iggy he's not just rubbing it in short term cook all going with that and all his pre-game towns listen young Zairean will be a month can get rolling waiting for the social skills it didn't play so my point is that that wasn't nearly full strength Pelicans that you took advantage of and I'm was Shannon on this one it's I remember him out Omar if you get in trouble again I saw a quote from Steph curry today he was asked about why don't you make Steph James Harden why don't you make him the center of your Dantonio Universe and play around him and Iggy to solve it he kept it together yeah when it started free and in probably would've pray a lot sooner I've been drift only agree so it's a false tale now we'll see because everybody likes Dale Bad Steph top-five playoff okay what happened the first two nights out was that golden state walked out like we're going in the clippers and the thunder said no you're not you have to take a bit James Get stave on the floor he gets out there I like that point because Steph look there were people I mean would they have those kind of shooters and finally he said Steph is too small to take the beating that James has to take on a nightly basis at you l. behind they were top heavier they're about as top babies you can take the thank you okay a small point guard too I think it's the same way you need help and as good as Steph impacts the game I don't think he can just lift or but whatever he played great on both ends because he took Lebron and he scored like crazy given what you thought he was and burden he's clearly not a Lebron James Lebron James on this warriors team they still GonNa win a lot of the playoffs you know what I would buy I think I well you know so to me Baker has crumbled trying to force the ball to Odell an Odell after the game maybe it was yesterday James said they lost to the Pelicans right before all star game and say we top heavy is bleak where they were top heavy with bleep now you to pieces leave and you see the bleep garage does as sinners who just post up like Kareem Abdul Jabbar twice right in the middle of his prime he missed the playoffs because he needs a guard to get into the takes and it's fun to watch and I know like an Odell for the game after a while it just gets starting to wear on my nerves and I love the guy the goal so you made a great point to start with about iggy because you're right he is a difference maker and I know he's a little past his prime now but they could make the Lebron was healthy ab too I think they probably make he's just that type of player I think there are certain types of players that need help and kick keep doing that to people will now he's going to get it right back in his beverly told him Yeah Oh yeah yeah download different I would be like the last five years years in the short time we had a Christmas around Merry Christmas it would do they would they get big puppy dog they got picked up where did he come from he said well we don't play like that you might have to more than you think is excellent guys they've always surrounded James shooters and we don't it just kills me about Hornets Hornets should be an expansion team and he free two steals in three well impress I'm a rookie Hello John Your same teams that deliver the play and the clippers to see if they're really better but I think they're getting why why though lake shoulder it's not that he had a good comeback Beverly said you're thirty one he said the next five years or ours is whatever by by US okay so anybody like a Lebron or even even K. D. I think K. D. would lift this team higher and I think that's what you're going to see this I don't think steph minds did you look at small guards you look at Addison Iverson had to mind says I'm going to answer but that's not steph that's not how steph wire no ain't trying to go out there and get fifty at night it's like okay thank you always hear no mercy so the Dallas offense has been more explosive under offensive coordinator if you are per game in the League on the defensive side Dallas also ranks in the top ten yards allowed per game the cowboys are only one of three teams and you've got to ribes tight end do you know the three teams that play the most base in the national football league the three scrimmage you show me a team that controls scrimmage in this league right now and I'll show you a team that's GonNa win a lot of football games do you know this goes back to Shannon is day Shannon well the numbers tell me that they're built the right way the cowboys have built themselves a right way and that means control scrimmage they have been built from the north end years past both Jack and Zeke were opted their hottest starts of their careers at different points this season and through a week's the cowboys have the most often it's not just about building a bigger thicker stronger offensive line it's about your play caller and understanding how to protect those guys up front so you can control scrimmage so but that's that's how I look at the cowboys I said they're built the right way in my mind to be a championship contender ha yeah so your answer to that is are in the top ten in both categories we're now joined by Fox sports NFL analyst Mark Morning Mark Those numbers tell you they get into those that's groupings and so bottom line though again you find a way to control the line of scrimmage and and get this now at that way you win a lot of football games and the case in point you look at the way the League is trending right now look at the teams that can run the ball look at the teams that control you control the line of scrimmage in this league you invest their you build your team that way you're GonNa win a lot of football game although New England doesn't play Bass that would they would you have to have their Devlin who is derived but they play a lot they play a lot of two backs what I'm saying so but they get into teams two of them are undefeated one of them six into New England Patriots San Francisco Forty niners and the Minnesota Vice I doubt control line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball in this league and you're GonNa win a lot of football games regardless who you have on the outside regards we running backs are regardless who your quarterback is if you us Mr Bronco Wig you can run the football what is what is kirk cousins do a great job of play action what does that do a great job with play action what is any and even when they don't get touch the ball Like the the great ones affect what you do like so I was calling San Francisco Carolina Anna and last week you watch Christian McCaffrey affect a defense without touching the football because in yards for a touchdown wow okay there are three teams scored pause allowed now one of those teams seventeen we we will get into base in the majority of what we'd play is is base which was to bands through bags one tidiest right so you've got a running back you got a fullback okay you're not because it's about a complete team that that to me is like what you have to understand is what what certain guys do Qbr dot press the whole offense is ranked number one by pro football focus number one in the league you got the number one offense but another one quarterback the number one back great exactly that opens up windows so now you have to win you don't have guys to go there if you guys can consistently throw the ball into the keyhole what what what a Shannon would do for the running game what a Terrell would do for the passing right how how guys affect a game plan your quarterback is nobody told me pro football focus they got a lot of intelligent guys got some guys and they're like you and I watch them that not able football Dak Prescott has the number one she comes out to the flat just pass pipe as girls you're right I mean the girl was wide open twenty one hundred percent of the time and like we scored viewpoints okay we every thirty but it was more about the running an tide am I right no no yeah they gotta he got his work cut out for so again I'm a big no on playoffs unless you tell me Klay comes back way sooner than you think and they gave Green Bay a big head start because they cashed and then my defense this guy named Aaron Jones he looked like Walter Payton all day long gets my defense certain guys have an effect that you don't even know but see Christians team got annihilated well not not particularly going up to that Yeah San Francisco is out the forty niners the bike is a six into why are the cowboys for three I did not get under achieve what it is because you four sixty three in that game that's pretty great right but he can't throw says as I was earlier in the show marginal to bad quarterback when he amazing so he runs a little flap patter and you're buzzed defender WHO's supposed to get you know depth right he's he trying to take away he's trying to take away the curls before offensive tackles they lost a third offensive tackle training fourth and fifth and and the best fullback now so I'm not sold completely on my defense the way again pro football focus ranks twelfth started the game quiz cardinals so easy really I'm not into those games my defense failed to show up for the kick off it showed up it showed up just fine with three games roger do it without a volunteer how many passes did the packers dropped the other night I don't remember one but Michael Gallup at jets dropped three Basset Ears Ching staff style hall in place to put him in harm's way what how do you react can because you know I mean in San Francisco right now Shanahan has down to their fourth and fifth standing but there are certain guys who just affect the game they
Episode #299 The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
"Off this episode we discuss the computer wore tennis shoes. Or as it's known on the East Coast the computer war sneakers mm-hmm hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. Wow It's me okay. Stuart Wellington and over here in Los Angeles California home of Hollywood where they make the movies and sometimes a lot of TV. Shows is to and occasionally theater but surprisingly the theater scene is not what you think it would be in a town full of rioters managers and directors It's something I mean that I'm kind of surprised. Five and a lot of ways it makes sense because people are more trained for screen acting than stage acting. It's Elliot Ceylan. I went on for so long. I didn't realize you had actually said your her name yet. Not yet but now I have and it's Elliot Kaelin. That's me tonight. Everybody know okay. Well I guess early it's gone. I guess it's just you and me and a uh one of us when one of us goes the other reaps. The whole taunt tease guys. This is a podcast. We Watch such a bad movie and then we talked about it and Dan. Do you usually sound like you're on the verge of no I well I actually often do but this case a little more or so. 'cause I got a cold right before thanksgiving. I did a lot of Thanksgiving traveling and Yeah I think even though I was on the mend that push me back down the hill will and I woke up this morning. Saudi like this so so this is one of those things where you're like if I'm going to die I'm going to record a sweet podcast before Gal please. The computer wore tennis shoes on my gravestone. Only regret is. I didn't tell the world what I thought about a young Kurt Russell on your bed yeah. What's the big surprise? Some guy a little bit this. This is back when Captain Ron. It was just an ensign. You'll be like the audience members like the computer wore tennis shoes that little seen Disney live action movie from the early seventies that spawned multiple secure sequels. Yeah and and we are like yeah. It's impressive that you actually. We know what that is listener. But we're doing it because melt. Listen don't take this as an endorsement of Disney plus taking it is what it is us. Shamelessly mostly try to capitalize on the reflected glory that is Disney plus okay. It's bad you think Disney plus is going to if people like Google Search Disney new. Plus they're talking about get a link to our people who searched for Disney plus also searched for the flop house. The computer wore tennis shoes. This'll be the the one hundred and eighty second link that Google pulls up Yup A. Maybe you do that. I feel lucky it'll come up. Yeah maybe maybe this is just trying to placate our world entertainment Zaibatsu overlords that will I'm sure soon absorb all media could be but you know I just thought it'd be kind of fun to do something different and that's That's this you know. It is different. Rip Dan have you ever tried to goose. Google search for this show a little bit. You could rename an episode like the Flop House Disney plus trump boobs Elliott Kaelin feet. Yeah Elliot Kaelin feet. Yeah you just put anyone's feet in there and they'll do because otherwise they'll think it's featuring featuring Elliott Ceylan which I've done on many hip hop tracks but she's not my actual feet because I don't sing through them. You don't sing through your feet or you. Don't sing through the tracks that you're listening to the tracks that I'm on. That's why for so many but I don't you like a hi melody. Part Right. Do like a rap over the no my out on the wonder why would a weekend when it slows down a little bit and it's got to be so full that's when I come in not the radical. It's difficult to say because your letters songs have a lot of internal rhymes like like much of modern rap. The Not so much just arrived at the end of the line line but he he he mixes it up this are you. Are you doing low pitch to do some kind of a hip hop podcast with Jesse Thorn. That's right yeah it's going to be called. Jessie I don't know what you're talking talking about with So Dan so this is all very scheming conniving shallow greedy way for us to jump aboard the Disney plus gravy train talk about Disney plus movie. And you were especially excited to do this because is it because you you love old school Disney or because you love jumping onto trends I say as you work your hair back and forth written fronting is it and you're also doing the ice bucket. Challenge the trends. Are you tired traveller. That's as your trends are a little out of date as I was saying but is this which is it is it because I know you like old Disney stuff right. Yeah yeah a big part of it is. This was a movie that I saw on the Disney channel when I was a very young child and enjoyed because as you know I had power fantasies of big super smart but like I couldn't remember hearing tennis. Shoes is right because you grew up very poor and your parents could only afford to buy you cardboard shoes which you could not play tennis in the courts at the time where you were again. It was very poor. Our town the courtroom and the glass courts were just ripped up those cards. It'd be more expensive to get like. What a single pane of glass? No no no. It's just charge. They just rush. That makes sense the idea that I would ever exercise as vigorously as it gave. Tennis is comical to me. No no but I also like the Glass Tennessee. The Glass Tennis Court by Tennessee Williams. I yeah no I I also like you know as with you I mean obviously I have a fascination with things that are bad. Ah The this podcast. And I have a fascination with old Disney so this period where they pumped out really dumb live. Action comedies is kind of interesting to me. Even though they're all objectively like boring and terrible so even son of flubber the son of flubber. Okay even and and so I I we. There's another movie that I wanted to do which we will do not called million dollar duck which uh-huh maybe we'll get to see that but it seems like a lot of the Disney movies the time involved someone discovering something and then being chased for it. That was pretty much a formula right. Yeah yeah the the when the computer wore tennis shoes wrapped up in the credits. Were playing the my next option was to watch the ugly dachshund which also looked pretty. Good I mean the thing is. They should've just called it the DACHSHUND my right everybody. Oh Wow oh man we are going to get some unsubscribe. I'm just saying those Weiner dogs are busted. Oh Wow there's wanna work that's adorable. Yeah you name them Frank. They're all named Frank. You gotta explain to people named Frankie gotTA explain to visitors. Your House get now now. This is a dog matter. Frankfurter not put mustard on it and try to eat or they're they're like. Oh it's so it's such an honor to meet you Mr Curry and you're like no no. This is not tim curry hurry in the role of frank and further from the movie rocky horror picture show. This is a dog. Yeah Yep he's not a very dubbed friends. Yeah I know I know you're going to be tempted to put a dog sized hot dog bone on him and put some relish on so that you can take a photo of him but I'm I'm sorry you might be tempted to eat them. I don't think it's a good idea now. I know you're going to be tempted to ask him to saying one of many hits New York New York the autumn years a year. But no this is. This is not Frank Sinatra. If you if you look if you look closely you'll see that he does not have blue eyes so he is not Franks. So don't don't say sing my way because the best you'RE GONNA get his Roy Ray which is not. That's not the way Frank Sinatra sounds so I wanted to say everybody that was just a joke dachshunds. Of course Are adorable dogs bred to have their bodies fall apart so that we may be delighted by the inconvenience with which they live. Dan Continuously Love Old Disney movies. Yeah and I think we all really like Kurt Russell quite a bit. See Him back in his child actor at this point cusp of adulthood bolted. Actor days. this is this is this is when the ancient Greeks would say he was at his most beautiful when you still young man but his full beard has not come in yet Bearded Kurt Russell. Give me a Kurt. Russell with elaborate facial hair please okay hatefully turn it on okay. Let's start so Dan you doing today so I want to warn everybody that Dan's doing the plot today. Now I hear the rustling of papers which tells me that. Dan took luke notes which is a different thing for him. So yeah I body sabotage me. It's weird they're they look like they should be notes. But it's just torn out pages of highlights for kids so goofed. Does this thing gallon. He does the opposite and the word. Jumble isn't even filled out so I don't know if I'd call it all right so we serve wait hold on fanfare. The flop house presents dizzy plus spectacular killer showcase. The computer wore tennis shoes. Starring Kurt Russell and Cesar Romero hosted by Dan McCoy and now live from the Disney Snee- Main Street Electric Parade. Dan McCoy I wish I could remember how that theme goes and I do it. Although my voice is not in the little theme right it was like I'm going to get to that. We start off with these pop. Art can credits with with a title song about how the computer for tennis shoes and it has lyrics like making the news. Pay His dues. There's computer bleep. BLOOP also mentioned that he is he is he is coming over the idea. That what they call a Cosmos Rob Pace which is heard that I've yet to see anywhere else. It's science understand Ed. Good good point true so we open on. There's Dan does the theme song. Illuminate all this computer. Suddenly got shoes on him. Where is it still a mystery street? It's still a mystery at this point. I believe I give you the lyrics lift up the computer tower and stuff some shoes underneath it there. You go good point. There's a wicked witch under. They're going to those Mr potato hoods now those different things you guys have. Just compared to to Stewart. Yours is a little little more apt. I feel because Mr potato is wearing shoes. He's not sitting atop of a dead body. That has shoes on it. Dan of IT'S A wicked witch scenario. That is a corpse that has shoes on it. And of course you're gonNA remove those shoes on its feet are going to roll back to gross beetlejuice sand worms. His Point looks folks if you see a dead which which under house don't steal her shoes you're just gonNA end up in a Lotta trouble when you could've gotten home the entire time by finding a friendly con artist with a hot air balloon and that's one to grow on the wrong way round anyway. So we start. She need she just to get by at the end. I'm saying you don't need those shoes. If you get in the hot air balloon and your dog jumps out and you're like all right. Goodbye Toto Toto. I guess you like to Osmimore. I can get another dog in Kansas. So it's kind of like how we know that they're ballooned to get you back to Kansas. Come on I mean as we know he'd he makes he's very clear he doesn't know how it works but I mean he got it from Omaha. Omaha is closer to Kansas than the Emerald City is so you do the math. Dan Stewart. You're GONNA say so. It's kind of like the whole thing. Where like if Indiana Jones just stayed working normal professors job? Those Nazis would have just been killed by the ARC. Anyway probably would have been killed by the Nazis so there there was at least something. Now no they would have brought the Ark to Hitler because he's like oh I've got to see this is going to be pretty cool. The the spirit of death would angel. Deaf would've killed Hitler War over thanks. Indiana Jones for prolonging the war. Actually that's a pretty good point. Yeah it's not a good point at all but it's not like they would have changed the the idea of like let's look ahead of time just to be sure now. They were only doing that because they wanted to. Show Indiana Jones have cool. They were. They'd be if it wasn't there. Hey guys proper safety procedures has. Let's wait till we get this to Berlin before open arc. You're right you're right we just we don't have any Americanos financier that we really need to impress by showing. How super-duper Uber Tough? We are by opening up the Arkwright in front of him. So let's wait till we get it home. And then just saw Joe Joe Rabbit I tweeted this. The weirdest thing about Gioja Rabbit is that the Gioja Rabbit the actor the owner. He looks like I imagine my Sammy will look when he is that age like he looks a lot like him. So it's like okay so this is what my son looks like a Nazi. Thanks Taika appreciate it all right. Well we've only got to the credit. Let me all right so Dan. Where where does this take place in the high tech military installation lunar colony? Where No? It's a college the name down later but I forget right now Medford or something. Oh Yeah Field Medfield College. Yeah so we opened in like the the College Dean is talking to. I don't know one of the people that you do as a professor so it's unclear like you would think that he was like this is kind of an administrative meeting but maybe this professors on some sort of tired about Roger. It appears to me there were time at the school budget and Professor Quigley has proposal. He wants the school to buy a computer recognize that actor from because he looks super familiar. And then I I saw his credits. Where like three hundred eighty five acting credits? I'm like well I could look through this or watch the movie on on supposed to Austria. Yeah so a lot of the actors in this were in tons of movies and TV shows. You've seen 'em Wigley. Once the computer for the Science Department Department and the College Dean is like Bravo. We don't have the money for that. A meanwhile the kids the gang one of whom being Kurt. Russell have a transmitter transmitter. Headed and the flowers. Are they gonNA listen into this administrative meeting that. They're fascinated by it well. The reason is because they're worried about being on some kind kind of like double secret probation now like the Dean denies the computer and he says okay onto our non gifted students and it's just interesting that all these quote unquote bad students are so invested in hearing whether they're on this bad lists of local. Houston here's this is a pretty subversive movie and a lot of ways and one of the main reasons is any power structure. I'll tell you what it really has to worry about. And who the real enemies are not the criminal element or the troublemaking kids the kids who are invested in the system and WanNa see positive change. Those are the ones really threatening the system at its foundations and so- Dexter Kurt Russell and his friends. They're on the bad list. Not because they're bad kids but because they're too interested in good things happen and that's plays out yeah and that threatens the Dean's power and as you'll see throughout the movie. This is a movie very much about power and the way power corrupts and also the way that power is used as leverage on both in educational end a governmental and in some ways and a criminal level so. It's very much about this intersection between what I call the educational scientific scientists criminal complex and how Dexter fits into that which is as goofy dude. Who electroshocks himself by accident? It's kind of like how Saturn in order to maintain his power devoured his children. You know exactly yes. I'm beginning to see why stuart seems more than usually audited Elliot. When he's the wonder ah but anyway they like the their they really want this computer so Kurt Russell one is going to get this local businessman to maybe donate? He he worked for. It is very funny that it's like here. Here's the non gifted Ne'er do wells. We should kick out and we should help a local businessman donate a computer and Lo and behold who's visiting businessman but Cesar Romero. TV's the joker and maybe he is playing the joker out of makeup here because he as you'll find out he is a criminal later on but he's not like a criminal. No I don't know I think some of the really funny and there's some events over the course of the movie. I feel that might be a inciting moment. That might turn him into the joker. But we'll get to that not saying the movie joker is a remake of the computer. Where tennis shoes that's right? Todd Phillip saw the subplot involving Cesar Romero and this this movie says this gives me an idea. Yes so they talked to the businessman. He's like I don't know I already donated all less money. But but ultimately he thinks like maybe he will any goes into a secret room behind a portrait of Whistler's mother on the wall uh-huh and they're using their computer that they have in the back to do mysterious betting things ambling like fixing sports betting or something. It's not totally clear. How the computer figures in runs? He runs a series of rigged casinos. And somehow they need the computer for that. Now here's one of the more baffling decisions that he makes which I guess your as perverse as the joker. Maybe it make sense in this strange humorous way. But he's like well. This computer is the nerve the center of our legal organization. I think I will donate it to the college even if it wasn't full of incriminating evidence. Why would he give up the thing? He needs to run all this just the illegal casinos. Dan What's going on in his mind other than the sheer again. Perversity of bill a living joke. He does tell his henchman not to give the money any to the college. So maybe it's just going to buy a newer computer with that money and get rid of old hardware strange though that like. I don't know it seems like Kurt. Russell should have made it clear and it seems like he does make it clear that they need both the money and the computer but Cesar Romero was like no no. I'm pulling the funding and giving you this. Giant is now it feels like they should have seen where his henchman is like. The police are onto us. We gotta to get rid of the evidence. so He's like okay. I'll donate the computer to the college and that would make way more sensitive but instead he's just like Oh. This'll save twenty thousand bucks if I send them this incriminating crime computer Let me get a scene. That's kind of not that necessary where the computers getting he moved into the Science Department. And the Dean comes in angry. That sees remembers taking the money back and he's mad at Kurt Russell's character. Dexter this is the scene has one. There's a a couple of jokes in the movie where I'm like. Why are these jokes in a kids movie and this one the professor is bossing them around and they're like boy? The professor doesn't anytime when he goes. Yeah he was in charge of the Soviets five-year-plan five-year-plan it'd be done in six months and it was like was that something that kids thought was really funny at the time a Soviet planning jokes so the good professor for is giving a like quickly as lecturing on on the computer on on computers in general and he's got these watercolor big diagrams on like placards birds and and what do they diagrams of Dan Once like a like a guy's head a brain I don't know I can't remember but Quickly I have noted down here the actors William Shaller's because I to this guy and a million who is he but he he's been in too much he's a I think he was in a bunch of episodes of the new gidget. So look. But then you're dossier from Williams shaller's so she's like so lecture the computer like explodes or something and he's like. Oh my mainframe thing got all busted talk radio shack. He's showing a really elaborate demonstration of how computer properly programmed can close a window in order groceries over the phone. Yeah mm-hmm yeah. I've got like this movie is so nothing that like I. I made these notes sometimes. A little short handy. Yeah I'll remember. What what is this movie and No? I don't like it's like I have a so so read your notes and we'll puzzle them out like we're deciphering the snowman's clues because he left US assaulted clues Mr Police. Well I remember this first one experiment with rain gauge and computer. That's he put a rain gauge on the on the roof and lake. Like if you don't WanNa go out to the store door whatever like the computer will phone for you to have it delivered. He's like he's like. Why should I spend the effort of shutting one window and calling the store and speaking to them for thirty seconds when I can spend several hours programming this computer to do those for me? Yeah but the note that I don't quite understand it says space computer. Peter experiment does crazy stuff with door and phone. Yep I mean the phone just starts like lifting up and down the door starts slamming. It's kind of it. It was reminiscent one of the like when the evil spirit takes over the cabin in evil. Dead Two yeah. Everything starts saying dead by Dawn. Yeah what it reminded me of what I think what happens. They positive. I think that the computer used to be used for space experiments and so that information may still be in it and they ask it about it and it goes nuts crazy so something I think one of the things got fried out and the and he's like. Oh well I guess I'll never be able to fix this ever again. And then curls like okay. I'll drive a couple of hours hours to the store to buy a new one. Although he's yeah I think he's I think he's stealing it from where he used to work or whatever he's trying to get out of he's trying to get out studying for this big test that's coming up Dean as the big. The big standardized test is coming up tomorrow and we last year we were second to last in the whole state and Kurt. Russell drives in the rain. The Rain Is this great like rear screen projection. That just looks like a bunch of crazy scribbles Out The window and we can barely see it because he's plastered his windshield and windows with Steffi supposed to be studying so while he's driving he's reading and trying to study and I'm like To be able to read and drive at the same time through the Laura. Yeah that's a real long haul trucker technique and he's also peeing in a bottle and then hurling the bottle out the window. So saying saying breaker breaker and Kurt Kurt goes into the classroom. Late nights replaces part and he and there's like rain on water on the floor and he holds a couple of wires and he gets electrocuted. and luckily the rubber soles of his tennis shoes would protect him from this. Could that'd be pretty hard. I think he's always wearing dress shoes in this movie. Which I think is the craziest show also also also My girlfriend pointed out that he's always wearing the same sweater. Yeah like everyone else. Changes closed the movie and he briefly does when he becomes eh famous and powerful but some pretty snazzy clothes eventually but he's basically wearing the same sweater. She was mostly interested in this movie for the costumes which were a lot of fun. Yeah got some such he He made I think that sweater has some important to him. It's just important sweater because I I think I was looking up. There's deleted did scenes and there's a scene where he explains someone that if they want to destroy his sweater they should just pulled the threat. Is he walks away him naked lying on the floor and they're like. I don't want that to happen to you dexter. You're my friend is okay. I guess I'll just wear the sweater forever and it's working to remove that because I mean I guess it makes sense because this movie is all killer. No uh-huh filler. Yeah and it pans over to a little baby with big chunky glasses on who goes Goo Goo Gaga Weezer and the actual rivers Phoenix rivers. I cuomo Phoenix Rivers Cuomo in a cameo as a baby so it's just a huge coincidence that he later wrote a song with those same lyrics in it and also like timing wise. I guess that makes makes sense. 'cause this movie came out. What sixty eight? Yeah and I think he's. He's what like seventy years. OL- This is something that my four lobes sorry. I'm getting getting all crazy. Here former flop has gas jenny. Jaffe said to me when she realized that Weezer is dad. Rock now and I'm like I think it always Kinda was dead rock Okay so so do that at all so so Dan estimated clear. But it's been raining. He only got moving on. I WanNa talk about him being zapped yeah he got zapped again and and then he's asleep in his dorm room and he's sleep talking all this like computer nonsense incense for some reason. I think I know the reason. Yeah so finally. It's the day of this big standardized test Ah Curtain his buddies are taking it and Dexter. His character suddenly knows everything. He's zoom in her this test and there again. There's Beep beep noises as he thinks I don't like being electrocuted somehow also imparted that to him. It's turned into a computer a computer computer that brace yourself. Where's tennis shoes So he finishes the supervisor and then he like eats a sandwich really loud. It's such a weird scene because it goes from being about how he finishes the test super fast too about how everything he's doing his loud and distracting to everyone else. Sandwich Sandwich with you to the test Kurt but also like no sandwiches ever been this loud. It's like he's eating sandwich filled with gravel crazy. How much the crunches? I don't know maybe through some potato chips on that. He had to get some soggy while he was taking the test. I guess that makes sense spilled of like poor cracklins and stuff so so the dean of course thinks that he cheated on this test because he got everything right. Super Fast but quickly doesn't think that he cheated and I have in my notes because question Mark Question Mark Question Mark. I mean other than like he likes this kid I don't know why don't they immediately take him to the doctor and they start examining hamming it right now. The doctor looks at his ears and shows them. There's blinking lights inside his ears and then also they do like an x ray of his head. And there's like there's gambling woman in like. I think it was like a banana cars bathtub up car waiting for that to pay off. Because I'm like okay. Computer parts in his brain is computer. And there's gambling because the being used for gambling and I guess the computer likes to visualize what it's thinking about dinner. Say the Bikini girl in a bathtub just essential that was already in his brain. That's just meant to be dexter normal thoughts that are still lynn. There lays uploading surrealist like how you sometimes see homers thoughts. And it's like you know cartoon playing Turkey in the Straw or whatever So you're saying Dan if you got zapped by that computer they'd look into your mind and it'd be like a little bit of math and a little bit of gambling and then just like a parade of Butts of but parade Serbs terrific Let's let's make it happen. Let's get the permits today. I'm glad you're going through the right channels because this is going to be down Fifth Avenue Right. Now it's going to be tickertape parade. Debt guys can take a moment to complain about something that happened during the macy's Thanksgiving giving day parade on the speeding car and at the very beginning of it. The host says that there are people here from all over the country. And that's what This Day is all about people Paul coming together to enjoy the parade and I was like this. Holiday is not about the parade. Hold on a second. Wait a minute. Don't let's not go that far and it just irked me. Yeah Yeah and I love the macy's speeches given by the owner of macy's William H macy. He's just trying to get over the fact that his wife is a criminal. Now so I understand and I love that parade but mostly for nostalgic reasons like the idea for the peanuts character kind of but like I love you know when I was a kid I watched it. I'm like ooh big balloons but now I watched it. I'm for the same reason. I watched it mostly to be amused by. I the facts that okay what. NBC Stars. Can we shoehorn in here. NBC owns this property accidents on CBS. This this year. Can you believe it. No it wasn't it was where I was I don't think. CBS has its own parade Yeah it's called the macy's Thanksgiving parade raid. I was watching Al Roker on our I believe is personnel. Maybe they had different coverage because I saw I definitely saw the CBS version of it because they a lot of stars from evil but okay. It's like all your favorite corporate mascots balloon coming down. The pillsbury dough boy was just going down the street and Samuel. WHO's that and I'm like? Oh that's the pillsbury dough boy. He's this guy who's just in commercials and he just sells baked goods and all these is a corporate products and also when you poke goes who have Sammy was like I like him. He is very cute but I was like. Oh yeah he has no. There's there's there's literally nothing to him except trying to sell like toaster rolls and things like that like there's no he's not a he's not part from a movie or anything like that and it really struck me hard hard that guys I guess commercials are when you look at it. Yes I've zoned out so I hope I didn't agree with something. Yeah I mean you. Basically you agreed to the premise of madman. So Dexter is going to be on TV and there's another presuming presumably presumably even more evil. Dean was to steal Dexter to his school from the from the state school. This movie is where like in ghostbusters. Where the people who work for a public utility or administration are the bad guy how so professors from other schools quiz? Dexter and Dexter Sir is getting more and more computer like by the moments. At one point he says We've wasted thirty eight seconds on applause already. Perhaps if we save the applause at the end it will go more smoothly I'm going to start incorporating that into our live. Shows like new cockiness of Dexter 's turns his friends against him almost immediately. Really it's like this. It's weird. He's barely more cocky and they have presumably been friends with him for a few years at this point. I'm like fuck this guy. Wow shoes. It's kind of weird. That you're taking this side of the guy becomes like a cocky distant jerk over over overspreads as easy as you know because you've seen the movie friends. Save him from gangsters at the end at the risk of their own life life I mean that seems like you know. That doesn't seem like what we're doing things that are doing that for at least zoo if my friend was kidnapped Gangsters the least I could do is solve the problem myself with no training go undercover and rescue. That's their stupidity. They could've enlisted rested professional help in this matter. They were all computers too. Then they know how to subplot in this movie where one of the other kids tries to become a computer electric heat themselves to death. Only do that in his laboratory. Wait a minute Dexter Laboratory. Now now I get a pair of brothers. The scullery brothers. Perhaps who are figured out so dexter off a plane and this is very important. He's wearing a double double breasted pinstripe suit with a Turtleneck Yeah and He kisses two girls an Ami gets mad and I have a girlfriend question mark. You never really clear whether they actually are involved. Or whether she's just jealous. Yeah I think I think there's I think there's some kind of connection whether or not it's been made official and she'll gotta assume she's got a crush on EMI's Kurt Russell. He's very handsome but I I would be offended if I saw my friend WHO's starting to become a con a Condescending jerk get off a plan on TV and two women is never met before. Walk up to him to hand and flowers to sit a welcoming committee and he immediately just starts macking on both of them in front of the camera and just because of the entitlement. He's got that he's got. That computer wore tennis shoes entitlement. That all computers with tennis shoes have that they do whatever ever they want without any consequence meanwhile normal computers with without tissues are out there every day. Like dealing the stuff that he can't even incomprehension. Well what about a radio with bowling shoes talk to him about your privileged computer with tennis shoes. This radio with bowling shoes is living a totally different America. Erica you are so dexter gets this ticker tape parade. which is hilarious because it cuts between stock footage of a ticker tape parade and a tight shot on? The car are where someone's throwing confetti waving madly and then he goes the UN and he's just sort of standing around talking to world leaders in front of the UN in different languages. Yeah Anyway so encyclopedia. CEO Contacts the Dean about a college education bowl like a quiz bowl whole thing called college knowledge and the other Evil Dean wants him so they can win. I think it's a little far to call him an evil deem well. Yeah yeah I maybe he just from the perspective of our main Dean is he evil late but you know here story. It's so funny because the dean is set up in the first scene as as if he's going to be the bad guy he doesn't like our heroes. He's denying the good professors computer. And then this other dean comes in is like oh he should come to my I school which has a lot more resources and suddenly. We're supposed to be like no. I love the Dean from midfield. Med school I mean it's the devil you know you know so ooh turn to this like it's not quite a montage. Let's call it a series of short scenes just like showing dexter. Is Life changing washing giant diamond to get cut like like. I know how to cut this diamond. Diamond cutters like very offended by this and he tries to cut it and it shatters into a million little pieces. That's a good way to show. How much smarter artery is? This is something that ever familiar with the idea that it's hard to cut a dime. Also the idea that he must have like this is taking place in alternate routes where diamonds wins or not the hardest substances known to man. Yeah Okay did you. Did you mention that. We learned that Dexter is not registered for the spring semester. Right yeah they want. It's not certain that he's going to definitely go to midfield next semester. Yeah and we also see him at Cape Kennedy where There's a rocket going going off and Cesar Romero call him about a job in his organization and he calls them in at the base right at the base. The Computer Peter who wears tennis shoes. Yes this is a local wealthy man. I'm a businessman in the California area. Put me through to the most famous man in America. WHO's at your rocket base watching a rocket ship? Okay well the rockets about to launch. And we brought him here to watch it for some reason so but yeah okay you can talk to him because there's no. There's no punchline to this they don't I need them there. You just see footage of a rocket taking off. Yeah I mean you know. He's doing smart stuff going to NASA. But anyway so dexter like sort of blows off the dean to to meet with Cesar Romero and he sees remember takes texture to the track where he's dexter suggests longshot bet and McDougal McDougal the horse that That he says should come from way behind. And over the course of Ice Zoom the whole afternoon Cesar Romero Arrow wins twenty eight thousand dollars became the wilders picking the horses and like it seems that if Dexter just has the information that was in and Cesar Romero's computer in the first place like he should've been Arno Cesar America actor should've been able to do this the whole time he doesn't need to be transferred filtered filtered through Kurt Russell's unique perspective. Yeah I guess that makes sense. You would also think that like the mafiosos who were on the track would be like these guys are winning too much. That's because this kid. Maybe we should ban the computer brain kid Now and this is also much to the Chagrin of Arno Cesar Romero's main henchmen henchmen who is used to giving him horse tips. Now is the horse. Namus mce doodle. That makes more sense. I thought his name was market. doodle Hana's it's like I don't know what kind of market has doodles but I mean. Horse names are always crazy right. Yeah that's true. I don't own a horse and you're like Oh. I'm going to need my horse. Jeffrey and everyone else will be like nope. You're not allowed. No Tangerine explosion. I think I missed. Read it before in between both what we both said it's Marco DOODLE that makes more sense way more son named after the famous Explorer Marco Martha doodle. It's the father of rocket doodle. Wait now let's take a moment guys. If you had a racehorse what would you name it. Dan's horse is okay. Dan Pushing the limits of the human imagination once again the sheer power of human creativity. Dan once again. You've shown that the the only power in the universe that cannot be overcome overcome is that of expression and art and creative thinking so Dan. Thank you for that. Dan's I assume you a whole whole new vistas list is of perception open before. Let's Dan ahead to go into a hallucinogenic trance to talk to his spirit. Animal to go so far beyond the unexpected that he ended up at the most expected name. That's the thing it can only come from this fever. State that Dan's in right now from his sickness and now if he wants to tap into that he's GonNa have to make himself sick every the time. Yeah and so what would you name your horse. Man Probably Stewart's horse guys. I like I'm blown away. I'm loaded. I love what I'm hearing. I give you both a pluses. So both of these teams are keen on getting extra role for the next semester keen. Deans Indians. And they're following. This follows that sounds like a fifty s all-male like acapella group. The keene deans. uh-huh they follow him to illegal casino. called Garibaldi is because this movie is racist casino gets rated and the the Dean's wind up in jail together And as well as and in a different Cell Dexter and Cesar Romero's henchman. They've seen the I kept wanting this to be like the one in the master when Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix or in those jail cells just yelling at each other and break in toilets uh-huh but nary privy shattered in this movie. Now this point dexter gets disillusioned about how everyone wants a piece of him and the architect character arc of this movie has been so fast like he becomes like a jerk mile jerk very quickly we see a few scenes of that and then he repents very quickly. You have to realize this movie is only ninety. One minutes and fully forty minutes of that is the least fun chase scene in the history of movies. Well that's what I was GonNa say if I was going to be charitable I would say okay. This is ninety one minutes long. They don't have a lot of space for like you know like this character development but then I think of all all of the wonderful marvelous pieces of entertainment out there that managed to pack amazing amounts of story and character into an equal amount of time time and I think Shame on you computer. Where Tennessee's this movie is at least four times as long as the? It's a good life episode of the Twilight Light Zone. Yeah and it and it fails to reach those heights which I think also features the guy plays quickly so dexterous friends have come to bail him out pooling all their money to bail Romero's already bailed him out so he sees them bailing ailing amount and that convinced him to stay at the current school because he loves these people too much. And what was the name of that school again. Dan Medfield right decks apologizes AMI girlfriend. I asked you those assuming you would not have remembered the name. I apologize for underestimating you. Because he did remember the name notes so so so yeah. Let's Talk Dan. You're at this point. You still think maybe it's girlfriend. Who knows who knows I mean he specifically apologize to her? It's a crazy time in your life man being in college. Yeah true you making your own rules. Why put labels on things? Yeah okay so your computer that. We're the tennis shoes. Hey I don't like putting labels on. Thanks Dexter which is also a kind of label though you may though so you may think in binary your relationships don't have to be so that's a very open minded gender fluid computer that you're portraying their I appreciate that. So texture is prepping for this quiz bowl. He's reading through a whole encyclopedia. Johnny five style. Yup and he the Dean has like names of a bunch of smart suits. He wants on the team but dexter picks his friends now. Because I don't know why he picks Schuyler siler dude who's really something else so they're they're in the quiz and Dexter doesn't WanNa hog all the questions tries to feed his his friends the answers they are such idiots that they can't apparently just hear an answer and repeat it to the moderator so so they have a rocky start but they still win. I will say Dan I have been in that exact situation. I was on on this but I was on my high school quiz bowl team. We are in a quiz bowl tournament and the answer to a question. It was this thing where it was like bird. Puns was the category and the answer. This was list but it was one of these rounds. Were only the captain of the team could answer. I was not the captain although eventually took an Uzi. And I said I'm GONNA have to. You don't have the the force of charisma to be a captain Elliott. Yeah I guess that movie was Newsy is probably an eight hundred hundred. Oh it wasn't even an automatic weapon automatic Magara podcast focused or rape. You fat left. It was a it was a slingshot with an acorn full of gunpowder powder so he so the answer. This one question was each crow. That was the phrase the captain was try was like I don't know what is it and I was like eat. Crow pro. And he's like e crow no eat crow like the phrase e Crowe. I don't understand. What are you telling me? I was so frustrated I was like. How are you a high school student? Who's the captain of this academic team? And you've never heard the phrase eat crow before come on man so I understand. It's very very frustrating. But guys here's where. This movie made ate a big mistake because he works on commission big mistake so their final category is the work of Marcel Shop. When my ears prick up because I happen to be particular aficionado of Marcel Duchamp? And I may be wrong about this but seems to me. They identified at one of his paintings as nude descending staircase when in fact. That paintings title is new descending. A staircase number two dexter. Your team is disqualified. Get the fuck off the college knowledge set guys. Just as bad as I was that this nineteen sixties Disney movie failed to completely accurately Rela- the title of the painting that was the hit and also scandal of the armory show of nineteen thirteen. You know what I'm just added my subscription. You just added a new depth to the the scene where where his friends just can't get it like they have to accept that they are not smart. And that's kind of how I feel so the evil Dean gene like or the other dean. Let's on the other teams as he. Yes he's not that evil home state school dean stay school. The movie would make him the hero of the movie wants textures. Dean to withdraw exer- because it's unfair which is right. It's the Teen Wolf Logic. Yeah meanwhile Cesar Ramirez watching these. He's for the finals. I wish there were scenes of the State School Dean electrocuting. His students trying to get one of them to have a computer compared to what I was saying. This movie needs. Let's just we've we've got to replicate them. How many students have we electrocuted? Seventy nine what are the results. Fifty of them died and keep going. We need to win college knowledge and that encyclopedia money. Yeah he he goes down to the basement. It's just filled with coffins of Hugh Jackman. The cloning machine works great. I don't care about the cloning machine and clone with a computer in his brain so Cesar Romero's watching the quiz bowl finals and he's like man. We missed out on this guy. We should have them in the organization and Dexter answers a question where the answer is apple. Check which causes him to start spouting Cesar Romero's private casino in folk state. Yeah applejack was one of the code. Words yeah so I assume the question was what breakfast cereal was sold for years despite nobody liking it knows about the liquor accurate applejack house and not about the serial apple. Jacks what do kids love. They love apples and they love the game. Jack's why don't we can combine them into one amazing cereal. Yeah that chokes people. Yeah exactly Clayton with fruit loops. They're like kids love fruit. They love misspelling things and they love loops. They like to close loops like in the hit book getting things done for the talk. Talk about closing work loops. Kids love that. So let's combine them into one serial. No who would be the best spokesman for this thing. It's fruit it's loops. A two can of course. Nothing says brute and and the shape of a loop to Cam Yup okay. So kids love the cold. They like it when it's a snow day. They don't have school frosted. When things are frosted and kids? I'd love flakes. Just shake their scratch. Their head is full of Dandruff. They loved those boys and so- frosted flakes says to me. Ou Sugar frosted skin flakes tiger of course tighter. Now we're gonNA need some kind of slogan that tells people that the cereal is great. We can't just come out and say they're great weight like can't we hold. Hold on a second wait. Here's my scene from the madman up. So that never got made about frosted flakes up all night trying to figure out a slogan for for this serial. And he's he's like what do we think about them. They're frosted sugary crunchy. What if we said they're crunchy now? Doesn't work well. I mean they're just they're great. Hold on say that again. What did you say I said? They're great weight but you're coughing. And he said it so the girl got extended but we need a spokesman who could extend a gir- for a length of time. Who should it be some kind of a wolf? No Wolves howl. They don't growl like a bear air. It can't be a bear remember. There's already smokey bear and he is a nightmare to work with is a huge Prima Donna. Well what if it was like a tiger. A real tighter picture sure that people would people would would eat the children know what about a cartoon tiger a cartoon tiger. You mean like cool cat the crappiest looney tunes cartoon there was no no not the cat at all. He's the worst okay a cartoon tiger so he's naked no years like a scarf around his neck like an Scott. Okay you sold me on it okay. Well I mean that's it's pretty good. It needs ninety percent more don draper talking about growing up around prostitutes but he gets into the frosted flakes meeting. And he's like you know. frosted is a a Greek word. Meaning I have a sad life. I and I'm glad you brought up neckerchiefs because in this movie neckerchiefs for Dexter Kurt Russell scared her. Kinda represents his Hubris and he has it wrapped around his neck when he is in his like Primo cocky villain mode but he removes it when he decides besides no. I want to support my friends. Go I think the neckerchiefs represents the news that is knowledge because knowledge once you have knowledge of the world inevitably of knowledge of your own Mortality Party zone away. He is casting off that news and say no. I shall live and I'll be young and I used to look into the future so Cesar Romero panicked because the extra saying all the stuff on the air shuts down casinos. He acts he asks his henchmen to kidnap Dexter. Anti reports decks is missing missing the next day and start listening to a tape of Kurtz Weird applejack ramblings to try and figure out what's happening dad hidden messages. I realized that the Computers Info was transferred to his brain and they tell one of his ever seen the movie is when they figured out the whole plan and Schuyler walks up and he's like. Hey guys hey guys hey guys and they eventually knowledge him and then they explain the whole plot him and I'm like this. This is not gonNa work out and of course we we then cut to a police station where the police are listening to the tape listening to Schuyler insane ramblings and they're like okay see you later and he wanders off and maybe it was because I saw the Irishman just like a day or two before but I kind of felt like these guys are GonNa kill but also it seems like okay like the point of the scene is is. This guy's an idiot late. He's rambling like this message is not GonNa get across to the police but then later on the police did understand him. Yeah so I mean it's a joke. That's the joke at the end of the move. Yeah I guess they just. They just distrusted. It's he's a real judge. Our banks look you. Don't get emperor palpitation without handy fool. Fool like jar jar binks to put him in that place and you don't get the unbelievably exciting housepainting climax of this movie without Schuyler being a moron who confuses the police. Yeah Okay so P.. Nanny follow one of the goons. They Find Dexter being forced to pick winners. Here's in whatever their coaxing him to pick winners by giving him chicken out of a very nice bucket. Overflowing bucket of have chicken. And it's a bucket that looks like the kind of like plastic ice bucket. You would have a hotel like disposable bucket it works for me I would give up a horse. Must have been back in the day where you would go to a chicken place with your own bucket and you'd be like fill it up sir. They fill it up because you know once again. It's just like Kurt us. Only as one sweater this is a different time goes is. We didn't live in a disposable culture as boring bias wetter. Throw it out the next day and buy a new sweater now. This'll be like if you were. If you were going to Kentucky Fried Chicken you address up. This was a night out mood among men would wear a tie and jacket. Women Wear Pearls and you would go and it was. It's like the old plantations of your and you would. It would be a taste of taboo luxury because it was built on evil but at the same time who wouldn't want to live that more sedentary lifestyle of not if it's built on the backs of slave labor they got to have the fantasy without the cruel cruel reality of it at the time. Kentucky Fried Chicken was you know it'd be a place you'd go on your anniversary not like now when. KFC is a place that you throw Rola cat through the window of because dismissive of it. Okay well anyway. The gangsters are going to get as much juice out of dex as they can. Then they're gonNA jump them in Navajos Lake which seems like a kind of a grim development for the tone of this movie otherwise But they definitely gonNA kill him or they're just is gonNA as a prank. Just throw them in the lake. Oh maybe that's it. Maybe they're just. I mean they do talk about. I mean you don't refer to doing something with someone's body if they're alive that's true I. Maybe they're going to take the head because that's where the computer `puter is he's portable and they'll just throw the body away that song about your body being a wonderland he's talking about. I mean who who but a corpse would sit there and listen to that song so okay the kids and also that I'm in love with the shape of you. I'm in love with your body Song. Oh that's the world of music and Adult Contemporary Bullshit. So the the his friends are going to save them. They're gonNA pretend to be house painters while they're clearest plan and they show up saying Oh we're GONNA pay the house and goons like Let me check on this house. Painters call the number and they confirm that their house painters another friend on the other side. It's like the art van Seinfeld even though we didn't hire them I guess you're professionals so go to town everybody. I'll pay her. Whatever you agree agree is the right thing to be billed? I like the guy. There's one of the guys is wearing. They're all wearing coveralls because their painters. That's part of the costume and you've got you know you gotta wear the Costume Ostermann. We're getting the character and underneath his coveralls. He still wearing a turtleneck so back in the quiz show. Dexter thirteen is freaking out and accuses. The other dean of doing something and the other Dean is pretty smug for like not actually having anything to do with the scheme. Here's my guess. Yes the other. Dean did have a scheme to kidnap Dexter and he thinks that it went like I say oh yeah so. He thinks that he did it so the Patriots. Here's the fake house. Painters are falling paint into the gangsters. Cars gasoline tanks. And they're currently painting the House Orange and Green and Cesar Romero shows up and is understandably upset about his crime house being swarmed by painters to paint the job so obviously even even people who are not professional house painters can paint a house better with their doing patches of different colors to be fair. They're not really trying to paint the house. Sure they're not like hey as long as we're doing this let's do it right. This is this is all just a cover. So they're not trying that hard art they're missing the scene they should have had here and this would fit into. That joker prequel idea is one of them was so sloppy that they had a big house brush full of white paint and they just slap Cesar Romero in the face with it and even painting over his mustache. Yeah Create Joker look wait. Will they beat us. The joker for the joker have pain on his face. Have you seen this no. I haven't it's in the movie theaters and I only watch things from the comfort of my own home. L. Fair good point fair. 'cause so speaking of Cesar Romero he's like a henchman. What's going on with all these painters guys? Like call the phone number there. Cool and Caesar Caesar let me try and so he calls the number which is like a public phone at the dorm and this real Dick of student answers. It and just gotTa fucks with Cesar Romero for awhile and blows. The he's the real here the movie. Yeah so the gangsters trade sneak dexter out of the house in a trunk front but the hospitals actually actually shoved out a window And they started like blessing. These dudes paint. It's like a fucking. It's like the video video games platoon and and the and the fall. Dexter hits his head which I presume is the The cause of what happens later on So they escape and the gangsters can't follow because of The gas in the or the paint and the gas tank so they they follow in a like a Dune buggy all jalopy covered in flowers. That there's or is that one of the students had that get there. I don't know well like it's just like this. Is One of the Disney live action movie. wacky chases racers or something. That's just like I guess. In the Disney World Actual Dune buggy brightly painted Dune buggies or just everywhere. Yeah so the kids almost make the car. skit out with by putting paint on road throwing stuff at the gangsters with. There's a great little touch where they make the car. skit out and you can see. There's a sign next to the road that says slippery slippery when wet and you're like okay. I guess it checks out the math and the and the and the jazz scores screaming over the chase sequence. There's more bad rear screen projection and the gangsters like crash. They get launched through a haystack. So just their heads are popped out on the other side And the COPS Sousse show up because they of course modern movie than a cow would have shadow over their faces That's true but seeing as this is sixty Disney movie that did not happen is The kids get decks rather trunk. And he's his head is ringing. He can't straighten his legs because he's been all cramped up at that trump drunk and they take him into the quiz is And now Dexter is starting to have a hard time with answers. He's beginning to forget his. This is the end part of flowers for Algernon as you re re re you re stupid FIS himself and tasteful way to put that Dan very sensitive lifted that from the wikipedia summary Korea flowers. Now here's when he's he's having trouble answering the questions and he kind of has to force. The answers added his throat in this croaking in like struggling sound. I think it's it's supposed to be funny because it sounds like he's having a series of strokes and I was worried about. Dexter like senator pain He's this is taking all of his energy until finally he passes out like a dying computer and they pass out. They plan File my electronics. When your computer when your computer breaks users throw water on it and go wake up? WAKE UP I. I put some smelling salts just slapping in the face slightly. Hey Hey tall sleep. You might have a concussion computer. You're forcing black coffee into the computer speaker. Yeah come on snap out of it but feels neck and neck with the other team They get down to the last question. And one of Dexter 's non computer computer teammates knows an answer for once at the last second and they win the the thing which I guess comes with money that helps the college college. Yeah that they're gonNA spend on plumbing. They went they get one hundred thousand dollars from the Encyclopedia Company. Because this was the sixties encyclopedia companies were flush with cash before the Internet. It kind of put them out of business. And the gangster show up covered in paint and they start trying to get decks again but The police arrest them and at the end of the scene is a sickle cyclical movie. We're back where we started in. The meeting were Quigley is back to ask for a piece of equipment this time a electro he'll ELEO spectograph and anti says Dexter if we ever get one. Don't fool around with it okay. And that's the story of the computer. Her that wore tennis shoes as written in the stars. was that the case so dan you were really excited to watch. This movie. Had A cold up in your use out as a kid and you were like I love it. I'M GONNA base my life on it. I'm always gonNA wear tennis shoes and I'M GONNA be boop and I'm going to if I go up to a a woman getting off a plane I'm just GonNa kiss her on television. So how did it hold onto your own. A singular sweater just well I will say this like I think it was last night. My girlfriend was like Oh did we ever watch the movie for the the podcast and I was like. Yeah Yeah we watched it signal. Yeah but I understand because like if I did not have these notes I would not remember a damn thing about this. Like let's get into file judgments good bad movie bad bad movie movie like I. I'll keep talking. I look at it feels like a TV movie much more than like a normal movie and it feels like like like sort of a notion for movie more than an actual film I would say it's bad bad with the caveat abby at that lake I still kind of enjoyed it a certain level. And if you have a child who uh-huh you could do worse. There's nothing particularly offensive. Like it would distract them for a while. I'm sure they wouldn't want to watch it. This modern world with as many you better children's there's I mean paw patrol stand but anyway that's that's what I have to say about that Yeah I mean I'd I'd certainly give this movie. I don't know a Disney to Disney's okay. Let's the scale. So is that good or is that bad. I mean it's Disney. So is this Disney just Disney. There's no no it's always plus I mean this I mean this is if you're a fan of Kurt Russell WanNa see you'll love. I mean you're not gonNA love it. I'm under no illusions of that if you like if you loved escape from La you'll love the computer workbenches. Yeah I mean it's it's it's not particularly good. I don't think there's any real reason to watch it. It does it. Feels like like a this movie. Probably -CCOMPLISH is what it set out to do which is to make something that will occupy a child for certain amount of time so that their parents can run errands. More finally have a quiet intimate moment for physical affection. Were you know like were. Just take a moment to take a nip of something something intoxicating so they can get through the rest of the day with this crazy kid. Who just wants to be occupied for a little bit of time but Sunday afternoon time slot? Yeah but it is I I read it feels it really feels like a TV movie. And I was hoping that it was going to be crazier than it was every time he starts to get really silly it pulls back and probably due to budget reasons but Yeah I don't know if it fits into our usual ratings. I didn't really like it but it's not that bad but it's not like super silly fun you know I mean I feel like that probably falls into bad bad but whatever I think they don't let me go with Stewart's on this on Disney. Yeah you're right yeah Winner up the podcast. You're listening to tell you about another podcast. That's right. We got this with mark and how now that's correct mark. This is how we do the hard work for you. 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And when you're ready to launch us the offer code fulop save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or domain sorry. I didn't mean to drop their Dan. I had an idea for a for a website and I was hoping I was wearing squarespace. Could help me most likely it strikes me that this movie it. It opened up a world of marketing opportunities and the demographics. I never thought of before. Sure this computer were tennis shoes. How often have you seen a computer with shoes on it? And we're that's a good point almost never and yet clearly. The appetite is there and there's already a shoe company called Zap. In as far as I know it has nothing to do with somebody being zapped after the lecture and be switching places with a computer and so I think there should be a website called the real zepos dot com where we sell shoes for computers. Now here's user then every time you buy a pair of shoes at the real ZAPPA'S DOT com. We will donate a pair of shoes to needy computer in another country. Here's another idea guys for website on this movie. Okay so kurt. Russell got a computer in his brain. Right it stands to reason Kurt. Russell's brain is trapped in that a computer right now that this was a real vice versa. Eighteen again like father like son. Trading Places Brain Switcheroo wacky Wednesday in trading places places. They didn't switch brains right. No I think they trade places in other trading the place that their brain is in no I mean their brains brings remain in the same place. Okay so we got a this is a company called. Hey My brain is trapped in the computer helped me dot com and this website it would be for people whose brains are trapped in computers vs log on because their brain is already a computer and they can notify us. We will notify their next of kin that their brain is trapped in a computer computer and then they should do something about it. Sounds pretty healthy oil it so think of it as a way to notify the people who are important in your life that your brain is trapped in a computer. That's hey my brain is trapped dot com. You can easily remember it because the jingle. Hey where's my brain. It's not in my head. It's trapped in that computer dot com. That's like a subscription service right. Yes very much slugging insurance so you. You're making sure in case you're brain gets rapid computer you know. Hey you know autumn talking in this modern world you've got to be prepared for anything who knows what could be and it seems like everything is computers. These days with the beeps in the boots and the kids with screens. And everything the thing so hey. My brain is trapped in a computer dot com again. There's that jingle that I just said very memorable. Hey where's my brain. It's not in my head. It's trapped in the computer dot com. 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But saying Nice things about the first diminishing returns I feel like you guys are. I feel like you guys get the worst of me because so for the IPOD. POTTY is podcast. I've been recording with John Hodgman. which hopefully be finished and released before the end of the year? So does he not have patience for your Malarkey. No no he he does not so I do less of it but also I recently performed a song on it that I wrote ahead of time and I feel like I am betraying you guys by giving you the off the top of my head songs whereas the song that I wrote out for that one. I actually sat down and wrote the lyrics the night before and it's a parody of a real song so it has an actual tin okay. Let's move on to letters from listeners. Like you the first letter is from Daniel. Last name withheld maclay who writes. I'd like to start Bubba now. I forgot to end at without the part where he says he likes the show which I tried to. No no no but you did it. It just never saying Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah such a dignified opening and then immediately with your so dismissive. It's like the if the president was coming out to do the state of the Union and on the news like end okay. There's the sergeant at arms. He's announcing the president. Now the president is ascending to the podium. and He is beginning to shuffles papers and okay and now the state of the union here is the president and he's just going to say a bunch of bullshit. Let's cut away That's what that was like. Okay sorry Jill Jill to give Daniel withheld respect. He deserves. I'll start over here okay. Tenure wants to know if we have experienced some form of entertainment tamed or media. That was good bad but wasn't a movie. Shirley movies are the richest vein. But it's something I found to be elsewhere to for example pulled the sonic racing game. Sonic are for the Sega. Saturn is a good bad game in my opinion as running into walls over and over again as low poly sonic and listening into the cheesy soundtrack is enjoyable slash humorous. But that's the same type of enjoyment. You'd find it actually great game. What are some good bad games music books or other you've experienced experienced? Thanks for the laughs Daniel. The first thing that came to my mind is I have a couple of copies of collections of Fletcher. Hanks comics this. This guy with anger problems who wrote Superhero comics sort of early on in like when Superhero Comics. Were not such a thing and people are still figuring out what they were and there was a much lower barrier to entry to write and draw them. And they're all these like horrible power fantasies Aziz. Where like the one of the superheroes like twists twists the gangster next around into weird shapes or turns them into skeletons or something and that went stardust? The wizard does yeah basically end lake. They're they're so hard to explain. They're like AAC what someone again. With an anger problem might draw if someone vaguely explained the notion of what superheroes are to them Yeah and they're not pleasurable in the normal way but they're fascinating yeah. This is a hard one like I feel like movies worked so well because they're such a short finite thing that you can get you can like enjoy a dumb thing and you know it's going to be over soon like I've tried to read books that I knew. Were going to be very good like I. I try to read the Davinci Code as fast as as possible once and yeah I mean it was. It was took far too long. And then it's tough to also like and like with like with music for instance like their stuff that there's a lot of times we'll start listening to something almost ironically and then pretty quickly realize snow actually like this dumb song or I like this song about battling wizards or whatever So I I don't really have good answers fine stamps. Today I was actually Fletcher hands with someone. I was going to mention too but in a similar vein There's the mystery author Harry Stephen Keeler who was writing mostly in the thirties or so the twenties and thirties. But I guess for a while and One of his books. The riddle of the traveling skull was released by mixing means awhile ago and his writing is bonkers and his mysteries. Make no sense. It's in the I think it's in the book X.. Jones of Scotland the yard that the murders the murderer's identity is revealed a footnote on the last page after it when it turns out that the flying strangler baby that the police suspect is actually a midget disguised as a baby who has a tiny little helicopter so he doesn't leave footprints when he kills people but He wrote such books as the face of the man from Saturn the case of the transparent nude the spectacles of Mr Kogyo stroh The man with the magic eardrums and his writing writing is is bonkers and crazy. He wrote tons of books just like constantly and so his writing is occasionally problematic. As I'm sure much writing for that time is the term midget is problematic stroke. It should be a little person and but his his books are just crazy so all right moving on to a letter from George last name withheld who writes. Hey peaches what up what up. I happen aperture really like the Zebra model three. Oh one pen. I suppose leak and sturdy while still being easy on the pocket book under three dollars. I hope this is not a a buzz marketing. But anyway for these reasons and others. It's a popular pen so people that I find I noticed it being used in films and TV shows frequently. I get a little jazzed up up when I see it. Yeah you you look down at your end. You're like I didn't know you were in the pictures and you also have to write a lot while I understand that much writing is done on computers. These days I was still be interested to hear which pens you all prefer. Just one more thing. Are there any other objects that you have a a particular affinity for and thusly are pleased to see in media well see you later. George last name withheld. I like. There's a type of Penn Cold Expresso. It's like it's it's it's Nesper. Soga Expresso it's like a very fine tipped which is the poorest point pan. It's like it gives you a black line. That lake is similar to a really fine point. felt tip. But it's it's like a harder. Point does not have that felt point and a draw with for many years and I still prefer to get them to to the right with and as to other objects I have some kind of retro like Scotch glasses that have etched kind of squares on the side and I remember seeing them on madman and feeling very cool l.. Yeah you lean over to the person you're watching madman with and you're like the glass I well Any affinity I used to have for Mortimer Kebob Penn is now gone but gotta I know you know I. I'm a sucker for bic mechanical pencils like the just you know the multicolored like clips lips the little plastic ones where you just click the eraser part and then I would say oh and when I was making my own comics I was always a huge fan of using crow quill pens dip just because it was his skill that I had to teach myself and that when I got when I got pretty functional I would never say good but when I got functional with it I felt like this is a skill that I've learned and now I want to practice right to sit and use it. Yeah those are definitely once you have to practice on but once you get at least somewhat adept you can get great variety of of line and it's good for crashing very nice pen. I have no opinions about pens. So I guess when you guys off the ink house could just be the to a you and you won't have to deal with my my nonsense. I feel like we would mine a very specific niche. That is probably underserved back that guy. I think it's funny. I'm probably an asshole and there's probably like some really good ass calligraphy podcasts. I think it's funny that you're the one with the least opinion about because you're also the one who carries a notebook around with himself and uses it most frequently to jot down motions. Well that's used the I. I read so much with pens that I just get cheap pence right like I don't want to spend a lot of money on because I go through him so fat. I always have at least two to three pens in my pocket at any given time because because people are always borrowing alarm and not give them back but I just get like real cheap pens irritating us. Because I don't WanNA spend a lot of money on them Interesting last letter from Monte last name withheld pythons who says hello peaches. I recently became a High School Custodian as made me aware that we are typically either unseen like in River Riverdale or buffy or non-existent like when a professor goes to fix the plumbing in the boy next door the the only school cadet custodians. I can think of groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons Mr Bronco from Bob's Burgers and the spoilers upon strangler in teen aged Strangler Juno other school custodians or janitors and fiction particularly. Was it actually play a role in the movie's plot grimal Yours Monte lasting withheld going to open this up to all janitors custodians. I think it'd be a little hard. Otherwise but the one that immediately springs to mind is the guy the breakfast club who is like. Hey Hey principle these you know you're just an asshole. These kids aren't so bad. Yeah Yeah I mean I was going to talk about how there's a there's a movie about a janitor at college and how he's a genius and it's called goodwill hunting and he's The star of the movie the janitor but he doesn't stay do. Do you like apples. How do you like those apples to apples that much? I think what's a free. Are you likely tangerines mango. Okay okay. Jordan edit all that stuff outlets do you like these tangerines. Tangerines rings Dan. Those good Santrac Work Dan. Do you like mangoes. Yes I do. Okay well I've got Chris Catan Tan character. I think you're gonNA love and there's a movie is it zapped which is the movie where there's a janitor and and he gets high and it doesn't have anything to do with the rest of the movie. I think that is I think might be like. Yeah I think you're right but I I was if you if you move it beyond your school janitors. I'M GONNA mention my favorite janitor and any movie that would be the robot janitor in the movie rotor who this is a movie about a crimefighting robot that goes Berserk and instead goes on a rampage. But the lab already has a robot that serves the janitor and seems to live his own life and have a functioning joining a and just be like a regular person and he's maybe my favorite robot in the history of cinema. I've talked about him before. He's great yeah I actually. I just just finished playing through a video game called control where the a school gender but the the bureau's janitor seems to be this like other worldly entity that dispenses knowledge and weird side quests so that was pretty cool and also in for for a school janitor. There's that Canadian comedy. TV Show Todd and the book of Pure Evil. I think is what it's called where Jason Mewes plays a school gender. WHO's like supposed to be a super cool dude? And if it's played by Jason Mewes The last week cool okay. I think we're done narrowcasting to school janitors now and we can on this. This is what you said after you've spent a while talking about pens also yeah. I thought this week I was like that's get really granular with a specific. Let's recommend movies is that Would probably be better use of your time than the computer wore tennis shoes and anyone wanted to go first or shall i. I'll go uh I'm going to recommend a another movie that's on a different streaming service than the one we watched I am going to recommend a movie called wounds wounds. It's directed by by Bach on Bari. The director of Of under the shadow. This is a movie where armie Hammer replace a bartender who is a real fucking mass and he is a fuck up in his personal life and he also finds a telephone that seems to be a portal to hell. It's a weird movie because it kind of tries to be both a horror movie movie and a story of this guy life falling apart because of his own bad decisions and it Kinda succeeds at both. And there's some really creepy stuff in it. It's one of those horror movies that elicits either like a normal rating on IMDB or whatever ratings service or like a a one out of ten stars like it's the kind of horror movie that makes some people very angry because of whatever expectations. But I thought it was fun and gross and weird so And you know it's got Dakota Johnson in it Sasi Beats Army Hammers mentioned those are good people and and you will consider most of them to be underused. Let me recommend a movie that I I saw while back Last night called a face in the crowd directed by Ille- Zahn. It's a movie about about a a sort of Easter. Now see I like a huckster who become he. Rises is to prominence through not understanding how to work the media and eventually gained political power even though he's a monster and I have no idea why that might be relevant In in this modern world. But we'll move on and it stars Andy Griffith. And if you've ever if you only know Andy Griffith from The Andy Griffith show Joe or matlock. You'll be surprised. Maybe by his performance here which is intense and frightening While still having enough sort of like genuine charisma that you understand why people would fall under his spell. Patricia Neal is Eh. She's very great as the woman who unwisely falls for for him and it also has a young and confusingly sort of handsome Walter Matthau in it and I'm not often actually a fan of Elliott Zahn movies. I find them to be a little stagey and slow a lot of the time. But this one the filmmaking being is more kind of jazzy impressionistic and intense and Yeah I like a face in the crowd I I really really like it when you take a take an actor that you normally no doing one specific thing and see them in a like especially when you have character that's normally a good guy and see them get to boy a bad guy. Yeah I'm going to recommend I recently took a chance to revisit. The movie candyman which should have been shocked. Oh recommendations it's a horror movie but it's an it's an every time recommendations it's an. It's an all year round recommendations and I was like. Oh yeah forgot. This movie is as good as I remember it being and so If you haven't seen it and you think it is just like any other kinda slash retype movie it's not it's real atmospheric and Acting Israel good in it and I would say this. Is the best of the Clive Barker movies. Would you guys agree with me on that Well it's it's probably the such a sucker for the first two Hillary's irs. Yeah but I mean but candyman is very good I it's it's easily on par and and Candyman I think is one of the best movies best horror like it's one of the horror movies that pulls off the whole no one believes me and that being algorithmic as the the bad guy thing the best like the the lead of Virginia Madsen like really feels like she's in a trap kind of in the movie they do usually when you watch those movies. Yeah why don't you just tell somebody what's happening here. That is not an option and also everyone thinks that she she is eventually becoming a psycho murderer. It's such a great performance from Tony. Todd like what what are like a career making performance. Yeah so it was just I was like Oh yeah I hadn't seen this movie in a while and it was as good as I remember it so if you want to watch a horror movie then you should watch Gandhi man if you WanNa Watch a movie about delicious candy and the man who makes them then maybe Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory might be more your speed or if there is a documentary humidity about the Hershey's corporation do that it is. I cannot stress this enough. Candyman is not actually about candy. Let me say that very deceptive title. Yeah it's not an you should watch it now. I think that's one of those like movies in in line to be remade. So you watch the current one and you know in preparation for a remake Guys as we did it we kept it. Relatively short I shaded my my throat appreciates it. Yeah before we go we should say thank you to our donors afloat. You are by far The reason we can still do this. Thank you to the network. 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