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Fresh "Monday Morning" from Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

00:38 sec | 45 min ago

Fresh "Monday Morning" from Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

"In Polk County. Westbound on I board the state Road 33. With the left lane closed. They're working on the Polk Parkway West bound to Florida Avenue. I'm a J. Springer News radio. W F L A. It's isolated showers and thunderstorms this evening, winding down partly cloudy skies but with a muggy onshore flow off the Gulf of Mexico. More showers and thunderstorms possible late. Those will be moving on shore and inland Monday morning. Scattered showers and storms drifting inland over the course of the day tomorrow, with the 40% rain chance to high 91 Weather pattern changing for the second half of the week. Wind turns back to the East that'll push showers and thunderstorms from inland spots back to the coast. Better rain Chance the second half of the week. Um Max degenerate meteorologist Ian Oliver. I want to introduce you. The Thundercats Technology. Thunder. Cat Technology is a premier provider of solutions not only for government organizations but educational institutions and commercial.

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No Outdoor Water Use in Colorado's Glenwood Springs Until Monday

KOA Programming

00:32 sec | 16 hrs ago

No Outdoor Water Use in Colorado's Glenwood Springs Until Monday

"For Glenn It springs water customers. An advisory was set up by the city of Glenwood Springs Saturday night and ask Glenwood Springs City water customers to restrict outdoor water use until Monday morning. The city says rainfall dumped heavy debris into both the Roaring Fork River and no name Creek. They say the water is currently okay for indoor use and consumption but might be a little cloudy. Outdoor water use includes things like watering your lawn washing cars or filling pools. The restrictions in place until eight o'clock Monday morning. Joel Hyland K away news radio. I 70 through

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Fresh "Monday Morning" from Red Eye Radio

Red Eye Radio

00:28 sec | 50 min ago

Fresh "Monday Morning" from Red Eye Radio

"Our cumulus station. News is next. But first your WS Weather channel forecast still be breezy out there with winds coming off the lake, where public cloudy some spinal grizzle maybe nicely like shower possible around 60 mid sixties near the Lake ST. Partly cloudy all through your Monday a slight chance for some lingering scandal. Drizzle Isolated light shower cannot be ruled out highs mid to upper seventies low seventies near the Lake Beach has a statement continues through the rest your Monday morning high waves and dangerous currents to still expected the beaches for the weather challenge. Todd Boric wls I mean 90 with another update, 30 minutes from ABC News I'm Richard can to the state of Louisiana now has the nation's highest covid.

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An Interview With Author Christine Leunens

Monday Morning Critic Podcast

02:06 min | 6 d ago

An Interview With Author Christine Leunens

"Lunes is a wonderful author. Who's two thousand eight. Caging skies was the nucleus of joe. Joe rabbit very excited to have christine in the podcast today. Christine welcome. thank you tarik so off air. We started talking a little bit about hartford because this is for those listening where christine was born. And obviously we've been listening to the podcast. I live in western massachusetts about thirty minutes away. So how long were you in hartford. Four christine so about three and a half years. So i guess the very vital first years and then we need to. We went then after to massachusetts springfield and west springfield massachusetts. Okay so you went from hartford to springfield. And how holidays you spend in springfield christine. Listen i think. I was seven years old when then we went down to florida and then from florida i went to university and then as a teenager. I went to paris in my younger years. I did go stock because my mother was italian italian-born and my father was belgian and so as a teenager. I was just very interested to go back to europe and discovered the family the family in belgium the family in italy Yes and that makes a lot of sense. Let me ask you so. I want to get into your move in pairs and the second in your your education you move to paris as a teenager and i know that i hope i have this correct. You have a very close reporting relationship with your grandfather. Is that correct christine. Yes that is so he was. He was living himself in paris at the time so he was belgian born but living in paris since over thirty years when i was there so it was quite exciting because he was painter and he did sculpture to and we used to go to museums and we used to discuss art poetry and it was just very exciting to be there and discuss architecture and in fact he was the one who told me. I'm going to be a writer one day and i didn't even believe it was

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Fresh update on "monday morning" discussed on KQED Radio Show

KQED Radio Show

01:42 min | 1 hr ago

Fresh update on "monday morning" discussed on KQED Radio Show

"Teen journalist. I couldn't believe it. When I first saw those images, I thought there must have been Photoshopped or something uncovers a disturbing secret. You can't be quoting Hitler and a police training that's insane. Local reporters making big waves on the next reveal That's Monday morning at one o'clock right here on KQED Public radio, where the time now is 11 30. Very warm Welcome. This is news day from the BBC World Service with Lawrence Part and Carney shop in the next half hour New restrictions introduced in Kenya in an attempt to stop the spread of the coronavirus. Arrests of two politicians in the SWAT team has been criticised by the European Union and others and we'll be talking about Princess posthumous album. Welcome to America. First this news BBC news with Neil Nunes that Ukrainian military says it will not let up on its offensive against Ethiopian federal forces until they lived their blockade on the region. One of its general said, can give 10 size said Ethiopian and Eritrean troops currently integrate would be wiped out if they did not withdraw. Israel's Supreme Court is due to decide today on whether to evict Palestinian residents from a neighbourhood of occupied east Jerusalem. The case in Sheikh Jarrah added to escalating tensions in the region earlier this year and prompted protests this weekend. International Olympic Committee and the Japanese authorities are holding further consultations where the Biella Russian sprinter who sought protection after she was ordered home. At IOC spokesman said Christina Seminars, Scar was safe. She is reportedly seeking asylum. Britain has dropped its coronavirus quarantine restrictions for fully vaccinated travelers from the United States and most of the EU until now on the people who received their jobs in the UK could avoid quarantine. Renowned Afghan campaigner for women's rights, has accused the Taliban of carrying out crimes against civilians during their current offensive. Washington Frogs said the militants were conscripting Children as young as 11 and forcing women and Children to give up their food. Police in Malaysia have blocked a march on parliament by opposition MPs demanding the resignation of Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin. They were protesting against his decision to postpone a sitting of the house, which they say was a move to block challenges to his leadership. Wicker baskets filled with fruit that have survived intact for more than 2000 years have been discovered in the submerged ruins of the ancient city of fun hysterically on off the coast of Egypt. Hundreds of ceramic and bronze artifacts are among the other recent finds BBC news. Thank you, Neil. Welcome along. This is news day from the BBC World Service of Kearney and Lawrence are going to live in Kenya.

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Biden Fires Social Security Commissioner Andrew Saul

Weekend Edition Saturday

00:15 sec | 3 weeks ago

Biden Fires Social Security Commissioner Andrew Saul

"The Social Security administration has a new acting leader after commissioner Andrew Saul was fired by the Biden administration after he refused to resign. He told the Washington Post that he plans to be at work Monday morning, saying he considers himself term

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Fresh "Monday Morning" from Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

01:39 min | 1 hr ago

Fresh "Monday Morning" from Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

"State on Sacramento's news 93.1 kfbk. Modesto. Police say a man and a woman are in serious condition after a shooting in the Yosemite Boulevard parking lot just after midnight last night. The shooting happened outside of a private party being held at an event hall in the area of Yosemite and Riverside Drive. No arrests have been made. Fire crews are nearing full containment of a brush fire that sparked east of Julian called the Queen Fire. The blaze sparked near the desert Queen mine earlier today. Cal Fire, San Diego says the blaze has burned 15 acres and containment stands at 75%. The cause is unknown. The Los Angeles Dodgers were able to cruise to an easy victory today after beating the Arizona Diamondbacks on the road 13 to 0. The Dodgers have the day off tomorrow as they prepare for a brief to game home series with the Houston Astros starting on Tuesday. That was a quick look at the latest news. I'm Jordan Christmas from the I. Heart radio newsroom Now. Sacramento traffic Cal Trans still doing some road works south of Sacramento H five between Floren Road and Somerville Road. They have alternating lanes closed till five p.m. Monday morning. Also doing some roadwork. Easter Placerville, This is e spelled 50. Between Point View Drive and Paul Bunyan Road. They only have one lane open for road excavation till August 13th that's also going to affect the westbound direction at High Hill Road all the way out to Paul Bunyan Road. Checking out Davis Westbound 88 Pole line Road. The Off ramp closed for bridgework scheduled to reopen December 8th traffic on the tens, every 10 minutes mornings and afternoons from the body leading the way home Traffic centre Royal, um Ella News 93.1 kfbk Now Sacramento weather Wind start this morning with temperatures in the upper fifties and for the rest of today. Brilliant sunshine. Highs from 94 to 98 degrees. Clear skies for tonight. Temperatures in the effort fifties.

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Musiio CEO Hazel Savage on How AI Can Change Music Data Processing

Code Story

03:02 min | 3 weeks ago

Musiio CEO Hazel Savage on How AI Can Change Music Data Processing

"Hazel savage is originally from northeast. england. She's played the guitar since she was thirteen and started out as a self taught player. Her first guitar was cherry. Red fender telecaster followed by fender cyclone. In a dan electrode recently she started getting more into collecting grabbing. A gibson goddess. For her collection. She used to play in an all girl punk band in london. Called jenkins outta. She worked part time at h m v. The record store stocking shelves putting cd's out and gaining an understanding of the music world from the perspective of a customer. I find it interesting that she doesn't miss the physical music products from her point of view. A large collection of cds can weigh a lot and are hard to move across the country after joining an incubator in singapore. She was paired up with her. Now co founder. who's deeply technical and well-versed in ai. Combined with her extensive knowledge of the music industry they set out to change the face of music and the fingerprints found inside it. This is the creation story of mucyo museum. Is i say. We're an oficial intelligence company for the music industry thursday in the know essentially what we are is processing company. It just so happens that the data that process is music and so it goes right back to what i was just talking about with the with directly store so i have to say when i was the the person putting the cds on the shelf on sunday night ready for sale on monday morning because staff ready when old enough to remember in the uk. Music was the sale at nine pm on monday morning. I would you know close to shock on sunday and then stay back those disks ready to ninety the next day and on a really busy week that baby you know five six. Maybe maybe ten cd singles push really quietly to three. You know depending on the week and that was it. That was new. Music like whilst stocking. The shelves like could have listened to pretty much all of it in its entirety. And then you know you look towards companies today. Such as you know spotify very vocal about the fact they have sixty thousand tracks being unloaded that platform as that's really the challenge that we address which will music that comes out on a daily basis. The needs to come out in a whole year ten years ago. How does the industry because music doing a great job of making more money in figuring out how to monetize streaming live where possible and merchandise opportunities. Physical retail was a set price in a in a very easily quantifiable amount. So now that. There's so much music. And i do think it's fantastic that pretty much anyone at home with that with a laptop kin creating release music. I think that's a fantastic advancement in technology. But how does the rest of the industry code streaming services. No they've got had a record labels salt through the demos that get sent to them which may be used to be a couple of hundred now. it's tens of thousands

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Fresh update on "monday morning" discussed on Markley and Van Camp

Markley and Van Camp

01:13 min | 2 hrs ago

Fresh update on "monday morning" discussed on Markley and Van Camp

"And, uh, I'm not there Manning that 24 7, But I will ask for him comes starting on Monday morning. So if you've got an estimator question about your car, I'll do my best to give you a hands starting the first of the week. I can always call the shop at 4076292661. JD is standing by to take your calls. So if you've got to Maybe trying to get an appointment. Or if you need a, uh, tow truck or if you need some information, just give him a call, and that's what he does on Saturday, so he's working right alongside of me. So Let us know if we can help you. All right, Let's keep going right along then Tom is going to kick things off in winter haven if you want to call and we've got three open lines 8445809326844580 Wdbo. Go ahead, Tom. What's your question for Larry Perry? Okay. I have a 2019 terrain. I had trouble with the navigation thing, and also, they finally refreshed the radio. Took him about three months. Um, give me different cars. And now the rave doesn't work. Wow. Serious comes in. Okay, but I like to listen, Wdbo and I'll start the car when we're driving around. My wife will think when you were turned away on that at the time. Uh oh, Come on. And I run a while, then quit running around. Quit. And I like Wdbo. I don't want to listen to Sears. Uh, now I do. Listen to serious on the I do Listen to blues Ville B B King's Blues Ville. I like to listen to that once in a while, like an old blues music. But during the day and driving, I always listen to D v o, So I know we're all the traffic issues are and you stay caught up on all the news. So, yeah, that way you don't have to get home and start watching 11 o'clock news and everything else you've done. You already know what's going on Just by listening to D V O. That's what makes us a handy Listen, Tom, uh, the Does your FM come in, Okay? Huh? I don't know. I mean, listen serious in this radio. Well, no, it's the FM, have you have you tried FM on this radio? Well, this ain't FM. What you well, are you? Well, you can pick up the vo two ways You can either pick it up at 5 80. AM, or 107.3 F. M. Only 6.5. So you're listening to 96.52 HD radio? Okay, well, you're doing you're doing even better. That's how I listen to it as well. I listened to it on the HD channel, which is the 96 52, which is the wdbo on the HD. What I was going to say is Tom. There is a It's not considered a recall. But it's a technical service bulletin. Um, on on your radio. If you have problems with, uh You're am signal, especially, Um uh, the the bag on thing, they said when they built the antennas for your car, the radio antenna. That they had left out like a passenger that's actually in the antenna itself. So, uh, you know what I would do if I was you? I know you've already been through radio stuff with General Motors, but you need to go back and and ask them, Um, I'm trying to see here. Uh, do you have? Can you write down some information? Um Yeah. Let me get my book out right? Got a big thing I documented with GM. Alright, we'll grab grab something to write with real quick here. I want to give you a number. I got it. All right. I'm ready. All right. 19 Dash. N a. Okay, Dash 076. Okay, that that one. There is what you need to mention. That one to them. Uh now there was one more. I hate the do this, But if I don't, I won't let me I'll tell you what. Let me give you one more here, Um Write this one down here to 19 Dash N a 0060 We will 60. Yeah, and that one's for and I 0 60. Yeah, yeah, that that one is for poor radio reception. Uh, and it can cause the porn reception. No reception. Uh, the antenna. You know the the signal Come and go. Not a strong signal, and it could be the entire thing. It could be What's causing your whole entire problem? But But call your local dealer up top to the service advisor. Give them those numbers. Tell them you've got some problems with your reception on your radio. You can tell them they've already replaced the radio. But you've got some other problems, and you found out that your vehicle was built with no capacitor and the antenna. So that needs to be replaced. And of course, that will that will be done at no charge because it will be covered under your warranty. I appreciate you calling in and I hope to goodness I helped you a little bit. Appreciate that, Tom. Good stuff there 84458093 to 6 and go ahead and steal one of those open lines right now. 844580 wdbo and hey, don't forget you can also hit us up on the open mic feature in the wdbo app. Send us a little voice memo there will play that live on their on air in about 45 minutes or so. Let's go to Mike in Lake County. Mike's got a double question for you, Larry. He's got someone with a car and he's going to put you the task with his lawnmower as well. What's going on? Right By Larry? Thanks for your show. Great show. I listen years, Um 2000 miles on my Ford 2019 Ranger. Um, I'm just wondering like I'd like to go over to the AM soil. You know, as soon as necessary. Um, I used it on all my cars and I've had very good luck with it. Um And as I say, 2000, miles on a Ford Ranger and 2019, So,.

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Arizona State Rep. Jake Hoffman on the Political Gaming Against a Flat Tax

The Dan Bongino Show

01:59 min | Last month

Arizona State Rep. Jake Hoffman on the Political Gaming Against a Flat Tax

"Can we say that, too? I'm not sure the list of things we can't say maybe growing long, but I like that. I just did again. Producer Jim Jake. I like that about your an actual conservative. So this morning, I'm in the you know the home gym doing the little workout thing. It's Monday morning, getting ready for the show. I read this story in The Wall Street Journal. You are a state rep in Arizona and it's you know, still kind of a red state. We would think, right And I read this story about how some republicans Yeah, well, yeah, I used to go in a little blue, which I don't like how some State House Republicans in state senators in Arizona are getting in the way of a bill sponsored by, uh, you all in the statehouse. Implement a flat tax in Arizona to make them a little bit more competitive. Is that true? Or the Republicans getting in the way this because if it is, I'd be really ticked off. And it is true and it's you know, just like Americans. Arizonans are furious about the political games in D. C. This is the exact same situation we're experiencing, and it needs to serve as a wake up call for all Americans that our state legislatures, they matter. Here's the bottom line. Arizona is sitting on record revenues despite coming off the heels of Covid. Now having a multi billion dollar surplus isn't something to celebrate. It means we're overtaxing our citizens. Give them their money back. It's their money. It's not the government's and you know, you figure on the heels on the heels of covid, right? I mean, this is the worst economic disruption or one of the worst in the last 120 years. People are hurting. We've still got nearly 8% unemployment, small businesses got crushed real wage growth under the Biden administrations abhorrent policies. It's stagnant and I could go on man. But it's our job as America. First Republicans, you know, that's one of the biggest things that President Trump did other than his judicial nominations was reshaped the Republican mindset. We're the party of the people were the America first. Party, and so we have to put the people we represent first and give them their darn money back. It's exactly

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"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

03:40 min | Last month

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"I'm just sitting there reading the lyrics now. This is the wrong. This is a song called dreams of the everyday housewife. Which if you want to know why. The women's movement ever happened just read those fucking lyrics. Jesus christ like a tribute to the woman who just gives up everything that she ever had and now she's old and she's looking at old pictures of her when guys were all interested in her. Now they're not not. She's just a wrinkled housewife and she gave it all up from me in my dreams. I mean there's there's there's a you know it's much is a decades. I am i. It's not like i don't understand. Where all this fucking shit from the ladies is coming from. Oh gee bill. Thank you for extending the olive branch freckled county. Welcome our his gentle on my mind. Let me read some of these sad fucking lyrics. It's knowing that your door is always open and you path is free to walk. That makes me tend to leave. My sleeping bag rolled up and stashed behind your couch. So all right good. He's settling doubt. And it's no one. I'm not shackled by forgotten words bonds and the ink stains that have dried upon some lines. That keep you in the back roads by the rivers of my memory and keeps you ever gentle on my mind. So michael wait. What the fuck the back roads of your memory back roads and by the rivers of your memory like she's in your past so i feel bad for this guy because it's like whoa stop fucking running around like a goddamn idiot. And why don't you go to this person. And you know why. Because he can't so. Instead he's when i walk around so railroad track and find that you're moving on this fucking railroad tracks where else is he instill might run in silence. Tears of joy might stain my face. This is what he's hammered thinking about how much he loves her mumbling saying all the shitty should have said the now we say next to some fucking hoboken a campfire and the summer sun might burn me till i'm blind but not to wear. It cannot see you walking on the back roads by the rivers flow and gentle on my mind. Jesus christ and these songs will continue to be written until it's acceptable for a man to acknowledge. That crying is actually a viable. Fuck emotion that you supposed to use as opposed to fucking portion and go and play in a contact sport fucking you know. I don't know beating the shit out of some fucking weaker kid who then stands up and makes a bomb talk in that class. Sorry it's all connected but anyway. The song's called gentle on my mind by glen campbell. You should check it out. And i don't know if you live in that life you know it's never too late to turn it around. Maybe cheer up. That fucking waitress in arizona that i had thirty fucking look at me with nine seconds ago. Mike the milwaukee bucks here. You guys didn't think i was going to pull out a full hour. Guess what i did. That's it. That's the monday morning. Podcast go fuck yourselves. And i will check in on you on What is what does it day after wednesday. Sorry going to make it our. It's thursday bam our all right. Happy father's everybody i'll see..

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"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

05:39 min | Last month

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"No it isn't. It's time for the monday morning. Podcast what am i doing what am i doing. I'll cheese the birthday week. I'm so full of cake. I don't you know what. I'm saying the monday morning. Podcast for monday for monday. June thirteenth to june fourteenth out gives a shit. I'm so full of cake. I even hip fuck and reset at this point a race and start over again. This is what it is. Oh billy frost and face. I've eaten so much fucking cake this month with all the birthdays. You know. I just had this thing where i got like three close friends. My wife and myself all have birthdays. And it's just it's been nothing but cake and then I by the way. I had the greatest birthday of my life This past week it was just it was phenomenal. just had the best day and As much as i was telling about you on saturday you know everything that i happened That night my lovely wife was taken me out to dinner. She didn't tell me where and i was. Just you know. I didn't ask her. Where so we're we're we're on our way to the restaurant she goes you know. Aren't you surprised you haven't even asked me where we're going. I want to be like. I understand it surprise. I'm not trying to ask questions to ruin it. Because that's what my wife does she. Just ask questions. She fucking colombo's me. I get it's a surprise but you know what there's just one what thing. And then she asked me the thing and then she figure out what it was. And then i would get upset. I think that's like a sport for you. Don't they don't like that. You can surprise sir. Okay because that means that you could trick them if you can trick them. The doors wide open free to do it fucks with their own security. That's this shit. This shit is like listen. you can go. You can pick up as much heavy shit around me as you like. That doesn't scare me. Okay if you start winning in a cerebral way on any level i cannot fuck can handle it so i think that that's what the game is. I don't know why. But anytime. I try to surprise her with the gift. She just figures it out. It's so fucking annoying. And she knows it bothers me and she just. She can't get enough of it. She loves it right so anyway. We're go to this restaurant. I don't know where i'm going. I know she just said hey. I'm taking you out to dinner. And she didn't say where so mmediately. Click to me. Well obviously it's a surprise. So i was just like all right. How should i address because you know just casual but nice cool but warm summary but what if it snows right casual but nice got it right so i dressed that way. We're driving over there over and over. You know having a good time and shit and then she just goes. I'm surprised you haven't asked where you're going. And i just laughed and i was like well. I figured it was surprise. If i ask questions do you want me to figure it out. And she laughed and she said no so we were on our way over there and we went by some italian restaurant and my wife was like. I didn't know they have one of those there. They got one of those in the valley too. I didn't know that must be like a chain or something i go. They have good italian. She said yes. Well my favorite chicken parm and the city is that dan tennis and then i immediately went like why did you say that. Because she's most likely taking you to a different restaurant and you just kind of said your favorite restaurant is that place and that dish right. Why would you say that you dumb. fuck right. And lo and behold. She doesn't say anything. I'm like all right. Is she being cool. Is it going to come back and bite me in my pasty freckled asks. What's going to happen right well. Wouldn't you know we pull up to dan. Tana's like you gotta be kidding me. Take me to dan. Tana's she smiled. She goes yeah all right so then we walk up to the place. People got mass on. Its shit doing whatever she goes right. I'm going to go in and check in. Just stand outside. So i say okay. I know you guys all know where this is going to stupid right so i'm just like all right. I'll stand side so you could have like outdoor sees so we go. We walk around the back. And i come around the back and i see joe barton ext mustache moustachioed face and like the fuck. Is he doing here. And then i look over. And i see my father-in-law. Like oh my god all like supply. That's what they did that in yell surprise every just what which is funny. 'cause no strangers didn't know there was a surprise party they all just looking like. Oh no these people are gonna be this loud and it was awesome. It was like everybody that i loved was there. I always wanted to surprise party. I was just always to fucking walled off and whatever it just never happened for me. You know you put the this is certain type of person that they throw a surprise party. For and i'm not that person so i don't know what happened this year. But she did it. And i had a great time and then afterwards she was like did you like it. Were you joying. And i was like yeah. She goes okay. Because the couple times i was looking at your face and you didn't seem like you were joy to i was just like jesus.

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Jeff Bezos to Fly to Space in Blue Origin Flight

Dude Soup

01:33 min | Last month

Jeff Bezos to Fly to Space in Blue Origin Flight

"Former amazon. Ceo and real life lex luther. Jeff bezos is made headlines this week for a pretty bizarre reason in february. He announced that he would be stepping down from his leadership. Position at amazon to refocus on outside projects and probably also divorcing his wife. But on monday morning he announced that one of those projects was coming to fruition just fifteen days after his official departure date is scheduled to be Jeff bezos will be one of the crew members on blue origins debut launch into space. Oh my god they're reusable rocket will shoot up sixty five miles into the sky which is apparently the edge of space which i did not know. That's less then. The the the the mileage from los angeles to san diego strata going up to five miles really far san diego's pretty out there. Imagine san diego was in was almost in space. That sounds yeah. He'll be reaching the edge of san diego and returning to earth without going into orbit. That is a very important part of this is that they're not. They're not flying to the moon. They're not going to mars. They're shooting up sixty five miles into the into the sky and then they're going to hopefully safely return back to earth without going into orbit

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"Boston Celtics" NBA Hall of Famer: Dino Radja

Monday Morning Critic Podcast

01:07 min | Last month

"Boston Celtics" NBA Hall of Famer: Dino Radja

"Meniscus was inducted into the two thousand eighteen basketball hall of fame. Please welcome former celtic dino raw schettino. Thank you so much for being on the podcast today thank you do you let me ask you When you're starting out what you know as a child when you start realizing you know what i i could make this into a career. I could really do this for a long time when it comes to basketball. When did you start figuring that out. Believe me are not the first time i really started seriously thinking about. This might be my my job because when we won our first european die delay native nine before the kind of just game Like to play to me and the was fun. Bud the really thinking about this could be my jaw biker. Make something out of the career or money. That came to me really alive when when i one of might think mice first european title united nine.

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Spatial and Lossless Audio Popping up in Apple Music

Android Central Podcast

01:51 min | 2 months ago

Spatial and Lossless Audio Popping up in Apple Music

"Obviously a few weeks ago apple just came out on monday morning and they're just like here have free lossless apple music. You know. we're not gonna charge you extra for it. Later that day amazon said the same thing. They're gonna upgrade amazon music unlimited customers to lossless for free even though they currently have like an extra paid tier for that right now and spotify earlier. This year said that it would also offer a hi-fi tier for its customers though it specify whether it would be free but i imagine now it's going to have to apple also announced during that same press. Release that it would be expanding. Its spatial audio feature dolby. Atmos essentially Into its apple music t right now. It's available in some Some film like some shows and movies on on an apple. Tv but not so much on the music side. So i wanted to get you on here to talk just about the space in general As somebody who reviews a lot of headphones or used to has a lot of audio equipment. What's your thoughts on it. And just in general like whether it's going to make a difference because losses has been this. It's sort of like this obelisk in the different in the distance. All audio files. Kind of a try to achieve whether they do it through ripping their own. Cd's and storing them in lossless flat files or paying for title or cuba's or one of the other deserve hi-fi. Whatever

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The Impossible Disappearance of Brian Shaffer

Strange and Unexplained with Daisy Eagan

02:26 min | 2 months ago

The Impossible Disappearance of Brian Shaffer

"At one fifteen. Am the security camera posted outside. The bar caught. Brian clinton meredith riding up the escalator and extensively heading for the ugly tuna celona forty minutes later at one fifty five. Brian can be seen again on the same security camera chatting with a couple of women out side the bar two security guards stand a few feet away most likely getting ready for the bar crowd to leave after last call at two. Am honestly even thinking about being at a bar at two am makes me tired on the security camera footage. Brian can be seen walking toward the entrance of the bar. But the actual entrance of the bar itself is out of frame as the drunken horrid of college. Students poured out of the bar at closing time. Clint and meredith waited outside for bryant. They called him on his cellphone but he didn't pick up in clinton back inside and check the bathroom but he wasn't there. Clinton meredith then made the assumption that brian had already left and hadn't told them folks. Can we please normalize not leaving your friends at bars. Just because you can't get a hold of them like unless they explicitly said you go ahead. I'll stay here and or they're not like incoherently drunk. Don't leave without your friend. Who gave you know warning that they were going somewhere. Well that's not. How clinton and meredith handle the situation. They assumed nothing was wrong and left But the next morning no one had heard from. Brian girlfriend tried calling him. His father tried calling him. He didn't pickup and then on monday morning. Brian was a no show at the airport for his flight. To miami with alexis by this point nobody had heard from him for almost forty eight hours. That's when everyone officially stopped assuming nothing was his family finally called columbus. Police department filed a missing persons report and shortly thereafter. The search for brian schaefer began

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Manhunt Underway After 2 Killed in Miami Mass Shooting

Jim Bohannon

00:39 sec | 2 months ago

Manhunt Underway After 2 Killed in Miami Mass Shooting

"Three suspects still being sought about 100 bullet casings were found at the scene of Sunday morning's mass shooting outside of a catering hall in Miami Dade County that left two people dead. That's according to police, who are providing an update Monday morning when the father of one of the victims, Clayton dealer, the third interrupted, Miami Dade Police director Freddy Ramirez said together All of us. We must work harder to bring justice to these families who are crying as you here Right now. A $130,000 reward is being offered for information leading to arrests. Brian Clark ABC News a mental health

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Biden To Visit Tulsa To Mark the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre

NPR News Now

01:07 min | 2 months ago

Biden To Visit Tulsa To Mark the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre

"Live from npr news. I'm giles snyder on day. Mark one hundred years. Since the beginning of the nineteen twenty one tulsa race massacre. The attack by white mobs on the black neighborhood of greenwood known as black wall street span. Two days left as many as three hundred people. Debt of course polanski of member station k. wgn s. reports from an interfaith prayer service marking the centennial. The attack vernon ame church is one of the only structures to partially survived. The events of one hundred years ago clergy from many fates gathered there monday morning to dedicate a prayer while the reverend jesse jackson senior group in prayer for an end to racist violence and a reaper. The black wall street back then. President biden is scheduled to arrive in tulsa on tuesday in a proclamation recognizing the centennial of the massacre. He says he is committed to rooting out. Systemic racism in america for npr news. I'm chris polanski. In tulsa

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The Trials of the Infamous Defense Attorney Frank Carson

Dirty John

02:41 min | 2 months ago

The Trials of the Infamous Defense Attorney Frank Carson

"A sixty four year old attorney is making his way slowly up the concrete steps of the courthouse in modesto california. His body is wracked with pain. His heavy shoulders are hunched forward over the cane. He carries in his right hand from his left hand swings. A cracked black leather satchel stopped with his legal files. He's here at eight thirty on a monday morning. In june two thousand nineteen to do the unpopular work of defending the wrongly accused the thoroughly guilty and clients at every point in between he's made this trip thousands of times in better days. He swaggered the flamboyant terror of cops and prosecutors and judges. I haven't had any qualms about going after law enforcement for lying. If they fudge once they fudge it's open season. This is frank carson the most combative and controversial criminal defense lawyer in stanislas county. His kidneys are failing. His sciatic nerve is aflame and his morning. Vicadin hasn't kicked in the effort to get up. The steps makes him wince but he hates to give any satisfaction to his enemies. He has many for decades. He's defeated his law enforcement. Adversaries in court and raged against them in unapologetically venomous. He names names in a central valley legal community where the cast of characters is small and the memories. long really soon. Gershon your person. You know what it can't be any more personal to the guy that i'm representing and even if i had a doubt about my client's innocence by the time we started the trial usually by the end of it. I was absolutely convinced. I've had attorneys of god wrestler. Soul summer did now and he said. Oh frank you should seen me it was carson asked. I told them off and all that that isn't the point. The point is to win as he shuffles between courtrooms cops watch impasse and a chill seems to enter their mood to the law enforcement establishment. The man with the cane and the black leather satchel is something more malevolent than a clever lawyer. Who pushes boundaries. This is why carson will eventually make his way to the

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A Mindset to Make New Habits Stick

Mindset for Life

02:19 min | 2 months ago

A Mindset to Make New Habits Stick

"Have you ever wanted to make a change in your life. Maybe you want to start being a lot more cooperative with your co workers. Maybe you'd like to be a little more agreeable at home. Perhaps you'd like to be a better listener or lose weight or started an exercise routine. Why is it that we start these habits. And they don't last very long pretty soon. We're suffering setback after setback. And we start to feel like we can never make a real permanent change. Today's episode is for you this episode. We're going to talk about what it takes to have a mindset for making new habits stick and it's all about this the idea of a fresh start. We have rituals routines these things center around new beginnings and the possibilities that come with them. Think about it. It's as if life moves in cycles. Each one bringing the idea of a fresh start. We think we have a clean slate. The chance to try again and we are born again with new opportunities. we can renew improve and redefine ourselves. Do any of these seem like new beginnings. You might have experienced the new year. People celebrate the old ring in the new with parties resolutions and goals the beginning of school year or academic semester. We buy new clothes. Perhaps a new pair of shoes. Maybe we even get a new haircut with pictures of children ready to go to school on the first day of school. It's a milestone and a landmark day secular and religious holidays. Have you ever celebrated something like easter the fourth of july or christmas. Any holiday that specialty. You may somehow signify time to make a change. Monday morning for some of us. Monday morning is when we're going to start that new diet on if we blow it on monday we'll start again next week in a research. Study new beginnings also come from personal life events. they've listed that these might be developmental. Milestones life transitions first experiences or even repeated significant things like anniversaries and birthdays. Perhaps you can think of a birthday that you recently had. That was important to you. Here are some of these landmark events that come from stones transitions and life experiences moving to a new town living somewhere new making new friends going to a new school a new job a new church congregation a new grocery store etc. How about getting married. If that isn't one of the biggest milestones. There is in life graduating from high school getting a college degree and graduating from college.

Supreme Court to Consider Mississippi 15-Week Abortion Ban

The KFBK Morning News

00:18 sec | 2 months ago

Supreme Court to Consider Mississippi 15-Week Abortion Ban

"At 8 34 on a Monday morning. Here are your top national stories the Supreme Court will take up a Mississippi appeal of a lower court decision striking down a state ban on abortions after 15 weeks. Decision would likely not come until next year. The case represents the first abortion test for the court's conservative majority and could lead to the overturning of the landmark

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"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

06:53 min | 2 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"For the monday morning. Podcast for monday may tenth two thousand and twenty one. What's going on. How are ya everybody doing good. I'm doing fucking great feeling great man. i'm fucking i'm flying on the simulator. Every day doing approaches having a grab by fucking know how to do it it. I'm getting better at it. I'm holding my altitude tracking intersecting courses. I'm having a great fucking time. I'm actually kind of also get learning how to fly a plane because they don't have the helicopter one. So i just been doing the plane one and starting to get. It's kind of like you know these things are pretty fucking cool and they also hall sh- compared to a helicopter even the little ones. They fuck fuck in hall in ass. Seems like a lot of fun. But i sat in a plane a little cessna the other day and god. Damn you can't see shit. Can't see a fucking thing. I mean compared to a helicopter. She's helicopter it's like you're on a ferris wheel. One of those buckets just glass bucket. You can see everything something. I enjoy that fucking ice to think. They couldn't see because of the hood. But i got into was like all these fucking gauges in all of this trying to see overall. I don't know how they do it. And i do it. I'm going to stick with helicopters. But i've been having a great time with that getting ready for my exam whenever the hell i take that whenever my instructor signs me off but i've been looking at my flash cards for an hour in the morning before everybody gets up and then you know yesterday was mother's day shutouts all the ladies out there you know who a moms only them okay and only want to hear from moms. I don't need fucking women who don't have kids telling me all of this these fucking broads out there who aren't even moms. They start wagging their finger. It's like they're talking about you. haven't done anything. What china peeking out onto that skirts. Could maybe get goddamn drink for free. Is that what you're going to come and talk to me and sorry Oh i'll invent an argument i will. I'll do it in a second so anyway my my think my wife had a great mother. Stay you know. I was watching the kids all day. I went out. I got i went down. I try to get a rough what she has for for breakfast and we showed up because it was mother's day there was a fucking line like two hours long two hours. Got the front. How long you wait here. The guys that took me two hours. Jesus christ so texting from this a two hour. Wait because yeah fuck that because my wife's cool so went somewhere else. Just got breakfast burrito. Put my son down for a nap. Played with my daughter. Did all of that stuff. And then my son woke up and i was just back and forth just running around having an awesome time. My wife just wanted you know she wanted to sleep. She wanted to chill out to watch the office. And i did all that for the better part of the day right up until like five. She gave my son a bath. Put them to bed because she's awesome so we'll see we'll see what happens for father's day because now. Oh shit. do i get to like fucking sleep in the dweller that shit you know. 'cause that'd be pretty fucking cool. Are you know what i wanna do. There's a town out here. there's a town ondo with the hipsters gogo bedrock new twist twist. There's a town out here in la and they have this fucking little area that. I called the triangle of death. That i want to go to. One father's day is a barbecue joint and right across the street. There's an old school ice cream parlor and then when you come back across the street there's a fucking cigar bar and i wanna go bang bang boom little barbecue fucking root beer float and then smoke a little. Fuck and shorty right. Maybe a fucking fat stick whatever failing and then just my first one since february kind of afraid to do. Because i don't know if. I want to start that put up again. That's what i wanted to. I wanna go bang. Bang bob you know. I just want a fucking i'd all i need is about three hours to make that happen. You know to basically live a life like you know. I actually have envy. Sometimes when i look at like people when they they just. Jackie gleason lived his life. I was talking to somebody about that. Were you just like you know the doctors like. Hey you know you betta ease off on the red meat. I like steaks okay. I'm here. i'm eating steaks. And then one day when the stakes catch up with me. And i fucking croak. That's it. there is something to be said about that. I respect that as much as i respect. You know calorie count and stay in shape eating fucking ninety. I always did. I outlived all of them. You know yes you did so you gotta respect both those ways of living but there is something every once in a while. I'm not gonna watch my six hundred pound life for something like that and i go you know. The last three hundred pounds was sad but those first three hundred was a good fucking time. You you have an fucking grand old time. I'll tell you. I ate like my six hundred pound life. This fucking weekend took my wife out to dinner out by the way i got. I got promote something really quickly here. I keep forgetting to do this. People dino paul virzy. I'm telling you right now. He is one of the best fucking. Comedians out there right now that guy fucking murders murders. And he's i've been. I've been friends with them for about jesus christ since two thousand five sixteen years right. Love the kid to death. And we've been doing. Podcast called anything better. That's available on youtube apple podcasts. Spotify and wherever else podcasts are available please listen and subscribe.

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"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

02:01 min | 3 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"That's how you do it. Jesus christ how many times people are going to ask fucking questions one of the easiest answers in the world in the world world world right. That's the that's the podcast here. Everybody i hope you enjoyed it. I know as a little all over the place today. But know i'm gonna be seeing cross eyed here. I don't know when. I'm taking this fucking tests but I got to cram the seventy pages of fucking information to my goddamn head Yeah that's what i have to do. And i got a lesson today. That's what i'm doing bruins vs islanders tonight. Hopefully you'll have a little bit of time to watch that and that's it be nice to each other. Everybody stop watching the fucking news. Just be nice to each other you know. Don't buy holiday cards. have you four year old. Just say something cutie when you just write down the plagiarize your own toddler by each young child right. Is that what i say. I don't know people. I'm trying to wrap it up here all right. That's enjoying the music. You knew this podcast. After the music there'll be an additional bonus Episode of not bonus episode a greatest hits episode of thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning. Podcast coming from eight thursday afternoon just before friday money when podcast from a year ago ten years ago. I don't know how andrew does but that's what's coming up next right evergreen weekend cans. Hey what's going on. its bill burr. And it's the monday morning podcast for monday..

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NASA readies its $80 million Mars helicopter for maiden flight

Bloomberg Businessweek

00:25 sec | 3 months ago

NASA readies its $80 million Mars helicopter for maiden flight

"Flight on Mars off the ground Monday morning, the space agency announced Saturday. The flight of the ingenuity Mars helicopter is scheduled for 3:30 A.m. Eastern Monday. £4 helicopter first arrived on the Martian surface February 18th with its parent, the Perseverance Rover. It was hoping to do the flight last week that ran into problems. You can watch it on NASA television. The app NASA dot gov. On Social Media and YouTube

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Huge Explosion Rocks St. Vincent as Volcano Keeps Erupting

BBC World Service

01:02 min | 3 months ago

Huge Explosion Rocks St. Vincent as Volcano Keeps Erupting

"Erupted again early Monday, sending massive amounts of gas and ash miles into the sky. As NPR's Carrie Kahn reports, it was the biggest explosion since seismic activity began late last week. Less afraid volcano has been spewing ash and gas is for days. Monday morning's explosion sent huge pyroclastic flows down the mountain. Destroying everything in its path. According to the head of the island Seismic Research Center. Ash from the explosions has reached as far as Barbados. The activity is affecting the island's water supply and food distribution. ST. Vincent's prime minister warns the emergency situation could continue for up to four months. Nearby islands have sent aid for cruise ships are close by ready for evacuations. But residents want to stay more than 3700 or in 80 shelters. The last time the volcano exploded was 1979. There were no fatalities and earlier explosion in 1902 killed some 1600 people. Carrie Kahn. NPR news Attorneys for the Boy

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UK: drinkers hit the pub after midnight as restrictions eased

AP News Radio

00:57 sec | 3 months ago

UK: drinkers hit the pub after midnight as restrictions eased

"Some pubs in England welcome back customers in the early hours of Monday morning S. coronavirus restrictions were eased all three turn one light and Genentech USA have your first drink they come down in the town of Pixley heat outside London wasted no time in getting their drinks as they waited outside counting down the seconds to be allowed the first sips of a pub drink in nearly four months tough measures have been in place in England since early January to suppress the surgeon coronavirus infections that swept the country late last year but now nonessential shops are allowed it to reopen along with hassles gyms and outdoor service at pubs and restaurants Britain has had Europe's Willis corona virus outbreak with more than one hundred twenty seven thousand confirmed deaths Charles the live as well London

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Hideki Matsuyama wins Masters to become first Japanese man to claim major title

CBS Sports Radio

02:07 min | 4 months ago

Hideki Matsuyama wins Masters to become first Japanese man to claim major title

"Every year we have a new story to tell. At Augusta National, and this time the story is told. Had decade. Matsuyama, the first Masters and major champion from Japan. He wins the green jacket in the 85th Masters at 10 under par for the tournament, one shot clear. American Will's Allah Taurus and Charlie Reimer under a bright blue sky at the end of the day, today hit Deck E Matsuyama as his countrymen. Woke up on a Monday morning in Japan provided them with a moment they'll never forget. Moment he'll remember for the rest of his life. Well, he played with so much pressure on his shoulders today, and when you when you look at the great players that have come out of Japan Going back to Jumbo Ozaki, who got to be a high as number five in the world. Three top tens and majors a sellout. Okey 1980. He finished second to Jack Nicklaus in the U. S Open five top tens and majors who was the first Japanese male toe went on the PGA Tour 1983 the hole out in Honolulu. Jack Renner was on the losing side of that. Hole out Tommy Nakajima six top tens and major. Some of the other great Japanese players. Shingo Katayama, Joe Ozaki. Yo Ishikawa, she gave keep Mariama Um, this victory is is on the back of the hard work that those players did. They sort of laid down the path for four, um, a decade and Coming into this. His accomplishments in the gang had already exceeded every one of the great players that I mentioned with the five wins on the PGA Tour Ah player that has been as high as number two in the world. But to carry all of that on his shoulders that the nation of Japan and an Olympic year And that If you start getting to the finances, there was speculation that if he were to win today, it might be worth a billion dollars to him and to go out and pull it off. Really, really Special day. It's

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"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

04:07 min | 4 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"My fucking life here. All right i one of the week. Best man speech dear bill. I'm going to be a best man at my friend's wedding and a few weeks. I am absolutely shitting myself. What advice could you give to someone who is terrified of public speaking to not make addict gotta myself thank you and go fuck yourself all right. What advice would i give you all right dude. If you're this nervous that means you're not gonna be good all right. Which means you're not gonna want to remember your horrific speech. So what i would do is just start drinking like heavily fucking with you. what should you do. Well the thing is you're so busy focusing on how you don't wanna go up there and do it that that's probably what's causing. You do not know what to say all right. I would do if i was you is. I would sit down and just write down what you would like to say to your buddy. Who's getting married like if you were at a bar what you would what you would say to him. If there wasn't a bunch of people looking you know we say listen. His great found this girl. I'm really happy for you. You know i love you man like whatever the fuck you wanna say then. Just have that down and this is the bottom line. It's just a bunch of into a crowd is just a budgie individuals. They're not organized. The not a union. You know you didn't take the last morsels food. And they just found out that they're all going to starve to death. You read a year at a happy event. Everybody's excited everybody wants you to do well. Denial you know what you have to do to yourself to actually not do well in this this gig. It's impossible to fuck it up unless you go out and fuck it up all right. Don't over think it. Just say what you'd love to say to the guy you know. It's going to be fine but i would try to do it stone. Sober 'cause you don't you don't wanna be You know this is a pressure gig dude. Because this he's only going to get married once. Hopefully so if you fuck this up you're you're gonna get a nickname or the every time you guys go drinking. They're gonna fuck talk about how you fucked it up so i guess that's why you nervous and i probably should have brought that up because i probably just made you more nervous all right you know. What fucking stopping a pussy man up. You've done book reports before right. Just fucking man up get mad at yourself for being such a fucking the there's people right now. They're they're getting tortured around the world people who so together sweaters at like four in the fucking morning you know and what you have to do you have to give a fuck and speech about how much you like somebody in front of a bunch of people who wanted to go well before you get to go to an open bar and start drinking this is what makes you nervous. You sir need to grow a dick in a pair of fucking balls and get the damn job done. We hear it the monday morning. Podcast believing you do not disappoint us. They go now go out on the field and you make bread. You make this crowd you make you mommy and daddy. Perhaps all right. Well paid girlfriend chilly. Billy burn my girlfriend of one. Year is about to graduate from a major university. Do you hit the lottery. Very nice and became a type of bio scientists starting out at eighty grand a year. Holy shit dude. Do this should be like tickertape. Fallen down around her fucking pussy. I'm sorry that was disrespectful. This isn't some girl you just bang your girlfriend. I'm sorry i'm just saying. Do you hit the lottery. You know every time. She walks in the house down at his march around behind them. The.

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"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

02:41 min | 4 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"Enter. Bir all right. So the first gig i have of the weekend. I'm doing the egyptian theatre in downtown indianapolis and And basically the egyptian theatres is beautiful place where they have to theaters. They got one big one in one small one. So i'm in the small one up on the third floor and on the big one is elmo from sesame street with all like it's superstar friends and all that all the cookie monster big bird all the usual cat like ocean's eleven of muppets right and so what was really cool was we actually had to walk by their backstage area if you took the stairs before we went upstairs to where we were at so i went backs. I'm walking by the backstage area. And there's bert standing there and there's the count he sitting like sitting down like the make up thing in this big bird and all these all these people that i recognized so i take out my cellphone camera. I'm like oh my god they're they are and i'm like film and stuff and all of a sudden birch starts waving at me like i love you brother thinking all this stuff right and he starts walking towards me with this big head and i was like. Oh my god. He's coming over. I gotta get a picture with this guy and all of a sudden birches starts tugging at the door trying to train slam my face and then he couldn't get it closed and then he just walked away shrugged his shoulders. And i'm thinking what the fuck but evidently they have a rule. You can't film amore. Take pictures of them because of the little kids seem without their heads on or somebody gets out of the big bird costume and they they just see it hanging there with nobody in it. I guess it's really fucked traumatic. But i got the video of it that we're gonna put up on the The monday morning podcast page. It's hilarious because now that you know the story. When you see burt waving at me you'll see how i confused his way. I thought he was waving. Hello but he was waving like. Nah no no no no photos and k walk it over actually got nervous with his big head. Think i'd say holy crap. When he came up to me. I couldn't believe how biggest fucking head was. And then he just starts tugging on the door but the stopper wouldn't let them closet. Whatever it is. That's one of the ones you've got to watch the video for that to be funny fucking bird. What account you know. I thought that was just as character on the show. Evidently he's like that offstage to All right let's get on with the podcast here By the way people. If i'm gonna read the emails to this weekend if you'd like to send a An email to the back to the monday morning. Podcast.

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"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

06:44 min | 4 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"On man. If you did a montage me hanging out with jodi rose over the last fifteen fucking years. That's it right there. Let's break out though boo ball. Peggy lee big hit was fever. You give me fever will do with fokin's and you walk in with your junk but do whatever the fuck. Fuck me on the davenport. You gave me fever those all old school songs about fucking all the shit. You couldn't do now. You know there really is a lot of truth in the can't say it but i'm going. Oh jesus that whole fucking of this certain fucking movement is just you know. I'm going to save that for the stage. I'm going to save it. I am going to save it for my fucking thing in australia. I'm gonna work it out. Work it out. Okay maybe work it out for the australia new zealand crowd midnight my time which is actually going to be like saturday early evening. I think i don't know a fourteen hour difference between here and sydney. Someone else could figure that. Shit out with albania. The great ldl. Benny opening up for me working with me again. I love that guy. Can't wait to see him. virtually all right. that's it everybody go fuck yourself. Have a great weekend. You can't and i will talk to you on monday. Just enjoy the little music musical interlude here and then we'll have a bonus episode of the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning. Podcasts from thursday a couple years ago however andrew figures it out. And oh by the way elton john was singing elton john and it made me my favorite elton john song. I would have to say either the one in the beginning of dog day afternoon. But that's really. Because i liked the film but my favorite one is daniel south africa. Hey what's going on. Its bill burr in. It's the monday morning podcast for monday. March twenty fifth two thousand and thirteen just like that. The end of the third were almost a quarter of the way through the year. Where is it going. I'm sitting downstairs in my i. You know. I don't even know if if it's a room right now i don't know if you can call it a room so fucking sick of this bullshit. I swear to god. I'm ready to just give into the insurance companies. And just feel like you know what do what do you want to stick in there recycled toothpicks all mashed together with some elmer's glue. F fucking. Stick it in there right you dicks like. I didn't know you were going to do this to me the day i fucking got insurance from you guys you know. We reviewed your policy and we actually found some areas of the always. Fucking do the goddamn and fucking pussy ass. Insurance adjuster right. The guy comes here you know. He's all fucking smiles and rosy cheeks thrown stripper glitter all over the fucking room. We're going to cover everything. Don't you worry about or shield. We're gonna put them up up to poop right and then what happens when they hammered comes down is he looking me in my eye is. He stared in in my living room with outside air blowing through his fucking hair. Because i have no fucking roof. No how does he do it. He calls me up. Leaves a fucking message. That's what he does after coming over here like chris fucking crinkle. He calls up all right. Like some fucking college age. Do not a break up with his check so we just does it over the phone. 'cause he doesn't want to deal with the waterworks. He didn't wanna see me. Break down and cry. You know as he tells me that he reviewed my policy. And oh wait a minute. I'm not as covered is as i thought i was. You know. then he'd see my bottom lip start quivering he'd see my shoulder start shaking right. He didn't want to be there for that. Ugly mess spat enough when abroad starts crying. Forget about a grown man that i just say grown man as one of the expressions. I can't stand the most comedy. I'm a grown man. How many fucking we know we could see it. You have a beard you asshole. This happened and then this happened. And i'm like hey wait a minute. You know i'm a grown ass. Mad really has nothing to do with comedy. You know it has to do with your list. That's plastic on the downstairs bed. Why do i have plastic on the bed. You probably won. What's bill would he abed. What is that what it is going out on stage starting to get to you you start in a p you're starting to piss the bent that kid now got this fucking plastic down here because all the shit was that was in the other room is now on the fucking bed. God knows what's what's in my my hockey jerseys here. Probably some combination of a specis with some my house dusting of lead paint. It's overrated fucking worrying about lead paint. Brits really fucking overrated all his lead paint fucking removal. I guess when you're knocking down walls you don't wanna breathe shift but other than that if you get lead paint your walls in the walls. It's fucking in the walls man. What's it gonna do to you with some lead paint. Fuck you got. I mean what's going to do to you can walk around licking your walls. How old are you if you have a kid. Yeah that makes sense but but if you grown and grown ass man. I'm not going to be fucking stick my tongue in my god damn walls even though i can stick my head through my fucking sale in jesus christ. I'll tell.

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Monday Morning Podcast

05:58 min | 5 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"For you know wearing your school jacket with all your grandfather's accomplishments written up and down the fucking sleeves. Do you remember that championship. They won back in nineteen fifty eight. You don't you can't seriously. I'll i'll take shift from canadian fans that are like my age because i know that they remember the the patrick wa championships punks in their twenties. Right up to the early thirties. You guys can all go. Fuck yourselves. Because i know you don't remember anything even last time. The canadians wanted you. Were upstairs in your jam. Jams getting ready to have some dreams. So go. Fuck yourselves with your most overrated run of championships. Let's start an argument here. I'll ask you guys this. What do you think. I already congratulated the canadians for winning. Right that i do that so i'm not being a total cut here. I just love shitting on them. What do you think is the most overrated overrated collection of. Like you know championships The celtics the boston celtics the eleven. That they won in the nineteen sixties The new york yankees canadians i would. I would put them in this order. I would say canadians. Top of the list than i would say celtics and then i would say yankees you know and this is what the canadians dominated a sixteen league and they had first choice of every french born canadian player for like the first fuck and fifty years. It's like they had their own lottery. Draft every fucking year all right and that dimension five other teams i mean. Give me a fucking brill. You went on a run. Holy shit how did you do that. You know then. I would say i would say the only reason why i'm putting the celtics next is because the yankees basically had jordan they there. There was such a good front office that they grab the jordan three generations in a row. You know. I mean we gave them fucking babe. Ruth like assholes because we wanted to have a musical. I think people should think too right. So we can babe ruth but they had lou gehrig. They went from lou. Gehrig babe ruth. Lou garrick to fuck in joe dimaggio to mickey mantle. I don't i'm good. I don't think you're going to see that again. That'd be like if one team drafted you went. Doctor the sixers got dr j. And then they fuck and drafted michael jordan and then they drafted like kobe bryant. Lebron like within like what is that like thirty years within thirty years for the nineteen twenty s and nineteen fifties had that so. I put the celtics second. Because you're league starting in the forties but it was still the nineteen sixties. There was still there was wilt chamberlain but all those championships back then. Though the amazing thing about it was like the amazing argument. It's like okay. We'll distill down. So there's there's The talent level obviously should have been higher but for some youngsters out there like back in the day when you won the pennant in baseball. There was so few teams. I should have done my research. I used to know this shit. There was like literally like maybe seven teams in each Each league so it was basically winning. The pennant was having the best record at the end of the regular season. That was winning the pen and you had the best record. In the american league immediately went to the world series there was no wild card not series and then the fucking alcoa s you immediately. You went to the world series so basically after you won all those games in the regular season you had to win four more. And i think that that's why you saw teams go on. I don't know. I think that that's why you saw like a yankees. A celtics zora a canadian staying where they could go runs because there was there was way fewer teams and you had even like the playoffs playoffs which was so much shorter. Like talking to my buddy law had he said yeah the amount of times that the cleveland indians one over one hundred games. They didn't even make the playoffs. Because the yankees had a couple more winds and you know the playoffs go. Anybody can fucking win. You have a bad day or bad. Couple of games casino. You bounced out in the first fucking around. One hundred wins. Go right down the toilet. That didn't happen back then so I will be interested to hear by me. I think obviously just the sheer number of teams and then that unbelievably ridiculous advantage that the canadians had that they had first choice. If every french board canadia player. I mean what the fuck but anyways anyways going i promise you this that the bruins ever star playing the trap. I will at stop watching them because i i liked the game of hockey. I don't like watching being suffocated. All right. bill. You've made your goddamn point. How long did i talk about hockey. And there's no guarantee you there's women left listening to this fucking thing eleven minutes. Does it sound all right on back to my old contraption here i bought yet another memory card. Somebody on twitter told me that the lovely zoom h four and recorder could only take one that had thirty two gigabytes or some shit. So i went out and i bought one of those i stuck it in there and they said that there was nothing in there so i don't know if i had a fish tank. That's where this record would be at the bottom of it because it kind of looks like one of those castles that the goldfish swimming swim in and out of all right. Let's get on with the podcast. This is the monday morning podcast.

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Monday Morning Podcast

02:17 min | 5 months ago

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"Biden. Joe biden We'll see how he does. I root fabric body for the home team. I'm gonna american root for all right. That's go fuck yourselves every gray weekend. You can't talk league. Hey what's going on. its bill burr. And it's the monday morning. Podcast full day march fourth. Two thousand and thirteen. How you doing. How's it going. You like this. is it up early. I hope it is because i'm recording it on sunday night right after watching the bruins lose to the canadians. Let's get that out of the way. Congratulations canadian guys canadian fans. You guys deserved the win. The game fucking bruins. Jesus christ you had the game and you. Oh my god they played they just fucking morons. They played like they just walk in played right into the canadian hands. We're up three two two for all you don't watch Watch hockey we were up three to two and even three two. We were carrying the play. We had commanded the game and the canadian start getting chippy. We fell right into it fell. Ray i got a good idea. Chara take a fucking game..

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Monday Morning Podcast

02:42 min | 5 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"It's time for the monday morning podcast for monday. Match i in like a lamb out like a lion in like a lion out like a lamb. I don't fucking know. I live out on the west coast. I don't. I don't even know what you guys need to report to me. I know you had a bunch of snow. I have no idea what the is going on. This is what i do. i'm three. i've been watching. I got the celtics on in background. According to sunday afternoon. Saturday fast seventy one fourteen to go in the third quarter celtics need to win this game to go seven and nine for the month. You snap a three game losing streak on friday night. Beat indiana pacers. Boy you know secretly one of my favorite fucking teams out there simply. Because they're the only team i ever saw other than the boston. Bruins go into the stand and beat the shit out of people you know granted. They didn't get the right people but like you know. I think that that needs to happen once. A decade once a decade hockey team of basketball t baseball players from that time to fucking dirtbags attack that first base ref ref first base coach was a while ago and all of baseball players. Beat the shit out of him. It's just it it has to happen every once in a while because look at people's behavior people blaming trump people brehm in hillary people blaming fucking doctors. And everybody's gotta fuck in theory you know and i think it's no coincidence that when you look back over the last ten years no professional athletes went into the stands and beat the shit out of regular people. I think it needs to happen. Sorry i gotta be honest with you. These fucking god damn tvs now every month and a half i need to. I have to re learn causes. Some sort of update. I need to relearn how to turn on my fucking tv to get regular tv. And it's getting harder and harder to get regular tv because it just sends you this fucking thing like i like this new app and i'm like is it said tv plus i'm like is that t it says. Tv is that what it is. That what i hit. And then i get on right. Couldn't find that that. I've found some search thing so i'm like right. Give me back to regular tv. I don't want to stream.

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Monday Morning Podcast

04:24 min | 6 months ago

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"What's going on. Its bill byrne is time for the monday morning. Podcast sunday august twenty fifth two thousand and twenty one. What's going on at war. How's it going. How's it going. Everybody hope you had a wonderful football. Weekend i did. I had a great time. I rented that you have see thing. But i fucking was so tired. I fell asleep. I know what happened. I'm going to watch it. I just haven't seen it yet. You know kids wear me out. man. I can't i'm not gonna lie. Kids wear me out. Like i watched the playoff games play offs. I watch him like it was recording him. And then i would go play with my daughter up until her nap and then her nap would happen. Then i would watch some more fast forward through commercials and then fucking go back out to the driveway. It's all about you gotta wear them out. You gotta wear them out. Play pokey mnay played fucking. Why don't play t-ball anymore underhanded. She fucking crushes left-handed. We were on the balanced bike. Play this game where i roll the basketball down the hill when she tries to beat it on her. Scooter doesn't like to wear the helmet on the kid from the seventies and eighties. I respect that. But you know. I still gotta make sure she wears the helmet. She didn't like so. I like that old school. Nhl player so. I was doing that. While i was watching the game i was able to watch most of The green bay tampa. Game i missed. The halftime lead. Up that touchdown pass to tom. Brady and the tampa bay buccaneers. First of all you just gotta say what a pleasure that was as a fan to watch aaron rodgers. Tom brady when they both had great teams. I know green bay packer. Fans gotta be upset losing that they definitely had the opportunities. Because tom started turn it over three picks in the second. Half something you don't you just don't see was one of them in the first half. I can't remember. I think all three. When the second half and i was like. Oh fuck because. I thought when they when they lit up that touchdown right before the half and then the second half started. They had that fumble. Tom putting it was like twenty eight to ten. Oh man it's fucking over. I was like this game is fucking over and then all of a sudden green bay just started coming back. And you got ta aaron rodgers. What about when. It was third fifty and the guys in his own fuck and end zone. You know running for his life cool as a cucumber throws a fucking rope twenty twenty five yards for first down. I mean the guy is just a beast but tampa's defense stepped up and was able to stop them on those turnovers. I think they turned it. All those three picks into like six points. Maybe if that i don't even know it's just fucking unreal unreal. Tom is back for his tenth. Fucking super bowl. It's incredible he's got his work cut out with them. Though the juggernaut kansas city chiefs coming his way I mean i don't know beat. Drew brees the saints and aaron rodgers and the packers. Could he be. Patrick mahomes in the fucking kansas city chiefs. I don't know i have no idea. There was really weird. That quote quote that. What the fuck this name. Their bruce errands said tom brady gets do things down. Area could do up in new england. Like i let them coach the game. You know he couldn't do that up. Sometimes i'm just standing there watching. We'll keep doing that. Because it's fucking working and i say what you want but i think we like it when bill belichick calls the fucking game. It worked out pretty good for us. What the fuck rex ryan horse shit was that. That must have been taken out of context. Because i like that guy all right. And i'm not even talking as a coach. I just look at that guy. And i say you know what that guy looks like. He owns a boat and he would invite you over. And you'd say all right. Bruce what do i need bring substantiates. When he wants some food some bows and it'd be like don't fucking worry about. Just show up. He'd be a great host. Great host fucking sitting. They didn't do that up. Yeah oh boo-hoo we didn't do that up in new england. Yeah and he. Six fucking super bowls and went to nine. Okay fucking bill. Bella checketts more fucking super bowl. Then you've got go hacks motherfucker shows back..

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Monday Morning Podcast

05:56 min | 7 months ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"It's just a fucking obscure hobby. Go go fuck can do it by the way i saw fucking clip of a snake that got stuck in a spider web in a black widow was like thing was just sitting there. I don't know if it paralyzed poison. Or what is fucking nuts. I can't believe was real fucked. It a snake it all the way up that maybe he just watched that michael jordan thing come fly with me when you get all amped up decided to fucking you know. That's what's that's a fucking pixar movie right there. A snake that wants legs so sick of scurrying around the ground. You know where he was. Best friend is a set setup pete. There's a couple of songs in there and some message about fucking live and let live. I dunno snake just learns in the end. Everybody with legs get stuck in something. But because it's a fucking snake it can go down the hall that leads to the center of the earth and the snake proves that the earth is hollow. And that's the end. The movie they go just fucking famous people voices. You guys figure it out all right chinese food. What does that mean. Chinese food wreck. I don't know what that means. All right dear miss. I hope this is somebody from o- chinese food recommendations. Oh my god what a good shit all right. So i was asking my chinese listeners. By have any to give me the heads up saying you don't have to tell me what your favorite places to go. You don't have to ruin it telling a white guy where it's just. Give me a second favorite place where you go so here we go dear mr. What's going on. Its bill burr. And it's time for thursday afternoon. Just pulled friday monday morning. Podcast belly button. I'm your your fan from china. A wild is that what's up man. How you doing in bed right now. What you listen. I'm thinking up you bed as i'm writing this sick. Actually no. they're like fucking fourteen hours ahead of us. He's probably staring at the clock right now. Going how the fuck among and get through another day of this god damn job all right. I'm your fan from china. I enjoy listening to your podcast. When i walk around the river in my city. I often laughed hard when i listened to it. Like when you did the impression of your daughter data you're the greatest in the world as a mom of an eight year old. I can sense your inner happiness and smartness. Isn't that nice. And you still like. Because i assumed you were a guy since. She wants to know which chinese restaurant to go in l. a. for authentic chinese food. I searched online and asked my relatives in l. a. What good shit. Thank you so here comes my recommendations. I know you hate bed internet information but we do trust the restaurant recommendation app. I use also. I asked my relatives. That's the big one in la. All right now. Am i going to share these with everybody else yes. Of course i'm going to all right. She is giving me to all right number. One is din. Tai fang d. I n. f. e. n. g. and then she has the chinese alphabet characters to spell it out which is also really cool. You know be fucking hilarious. Is if i had that tattoo on me. Because that's like a big thing out here right. There was a big thing in the nineties into the two thousands of people who didn't speak chinese getting chinese lettering on them. And these guys just fucking with them right in like Egg roll and duck sauce or whatever. Anyway it's more like a magical by read that in my. I thought i had courage strength and honor in chinese on my forearm and it turns out i had done taping just the name of a restaurant. They use my forum for advertising. They never paid me fucking hilarious. It's more like a fusion of chinese food so you can find a huge variety of food. They're like cantonese food. Northern chinese food southern chinese food etc. It's a chain store to. I don't know if i'd like that. People can find it in singapore thailand and other places. I have to say it's way better than panda express. The must try one is juicy pork dumpling. all right it's in torrance california on hawthorne boulevard. Good deal all right now to is sichuan expression s. c. h. Apologize to all chinese people with this brutal pronunciation. i'm trying here expression. I think sichuan excels in all chinese cuisines. It's like the cajun food. In louisiana it holds a reputation for its huge variety of seasonings. Used as each just requires different cooking methods as the saying goes. One dish with one flavor with one hundred dishes comes one. Hundred flavors is well known for its hot and spicy flavor. I'm in though. It may sports sweet and sour flavors to the most commonly used spices are the five fragrances which consist of fennel pepper. Any seed cinnamon and clove chilly and sichuan pepper. Obviously i was born in sichuan. But i have been to many different places in china sino. Lots of people over the country. Love the food if you can bear spicy food all right. If you cannot have spicy food you can try kung pao chicken. Isn't that just like a fucking regular. Are you fucking with me here twice cooked. And don't forget the snack..

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Monday Morning Podcast

02:39 min | 3 years ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"The Monday morning podcast for Monday, October first, two thousand eighteen. What's going on. How are you? What are you doing? You're going to go sober, October, come on, man, it rhymes. Everybody's doing it. I think Grogan and those guys are doing it again. I would. I would do it, but. Doing Boston this weekend and there's no fucking way. Okay. Just certain cities. You can't stay sober and all right, and that's one of them. So. How about take it? Easy, October settled down there. Fucking October. Anyways, I just got back from Denver. I'll tell you what a weekend I had. By the way, the fucking cabdriver almost killed me coming home for the fucking airport. Choose a sweetheart, right talking about kids. She's a grandmother and all as well. It's gotta be amazing and blah, blah. She goes to make a left onto my street and raise. She turns her left hand sergeant signal onto whatever reason. She just starts drifting, she's coast in up to issues going to stop to make a left. She starts drifting like over like the white dotted line there into the right lane. So now people can't go in the left lane and she's also in the right lane, and I'm literally like moving away from the door, like what the fuck and people are slowing down, beeping atr. So she just cuts the wheel hard rather than pulling up a little bit and getting in the land. She cut the wheel hearts or fucking as a right. Ask cheek of her Prius was sitting in that fucking lane, and I'm like, oh my God, we're going to get killed. So there's all these cars coming and people that beep at her and I could feel her getting stressed. So I just calmly just said. There's a lot of traffic this time of day. You know, there's always a lot of traffic, you know, looking just nice and fuck and chill. Like I'm not getting impatient, right, but she's still got patient and she saw a gap and she shoots through it, and I see this fucking guy on a motorcycle. That's a little ahead of the pack of the cars in two lanes on the other side of the road. He's on the right lane and she pulls out and I just go guy the motorcycle Ghana. Motorcycle. I thought the guy was gonna. Fuck and T-Bone. Right? The bright into me and she gets across the street. She laughs at me. She goes, I saw him. I saw him. It's like you fucking saw and you still went. I'm telling you that she needed glasses because every time she would pull up to a red light, she would stop like twenty car lengths behind and then slowly like creep up. So I don't know what are fucking deal..

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Monday Morning Podcast

05:27 min | 3 years ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"Time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, what is it? September twenty fourth, two thousand eighteen. What's going on? How are ya? Just realized my flies down at that age. Now, fifty years old. That guy walking around as always flies down glasses. I still haven't fixed this. All I do is just bitch about this wire rather than going out and getting fixed. Why would you do that Bill? All right. I just blew back from Charleston, South Carolina, four dollars in Richmond, four thousand Norfolk Norfolk. Virginia. I was down in the fuck and SAF. Had a great time at goddamn great time. I got some Richmond, Virginia, the Altria theater top five top five theaters in America have played at it was the, I don't know if I don't know what it what the whole layout of it that dome above how great the sound was. The crowd was amazed. It was incredible. You know, I know what she's. Oh, what about us? Great time there too. Great crowds, the whole fucking time. Great people. They didn't lose their houses because of the hurricane haven't been fucking North Carolina yet. You know, I was so relieved when I got to Charleston because they said the thing was going to hit them dead center. You know, and. I was like, what am I going to show up? Everybody lost their house. Come down there being like what's up with this fucking wire on my part at bitching about that. People just lost their house. I didn't want that. I was so relieved. So relieved that I didn't have to do that. Don't ever send me to a disaster area. I am much better hundreds if not thousands of miles away doing a benefit where the money is then sent to that area. You get me in the area. My act, my act is not work. When people in need deep in water in their living room, it just doesn't. Okay. I've tried. It doesn't work in. It's just, you know, it's just not a good thing, but you know, it's, you know, there's other comics for that. Two, great, big, beautiful fucking world. Comedy. Anyways, I've flew back today and guess who was sitting next to me on the plane. Frankie Valli. I couldn't believe I was freaking out. Sky, I didn't bug him. He was literally right next to me and his whole vibe was he didn't wanna be bugged. So I did not fucking I didn't say one fucking word other than excuse me because I had the window. You know and the guys, I eighty four years old. He's just seen them popping up out of his seat. The end of the flight to grab is bag. You know, expecting someone to bug. And. Incredible shape kept himself. Fuck ways the exact same way back when he was singing all those songs very inspiring. Actually, when I looked up one of the questions that people ask all the questions, one was, how did Frankie Valli Di. You know, that's when you know you crushed it in life. You've been living so long people just assume that you're dead. I don't know. I was pretty impressed by that. I open live that long. When did Bill Burr dying. He's still alive. You can go see him down at the fucking hooky Lau in chicopee, Massachusetts. All right. What's your favorite Frankie Valli song won't. Mine is. Mine is member that's on my DOJ. Though are never laid a hand on you. My DOJ like itself in itself. Good. Zia Baga bad door. So closed. So close yet so far. He sat next to me on the plane. I didn't fuck and say shit to him. You know. I was was enough enough. He was fucking, did you know, big fan. Great. Now he has to go wash his hand. Say, you know, fucking nominee was mood today I'm talking about, no, the guy did sex next to him for like fucking three hours. Done. If I started singing fucking. You know, I just put on my fuck and headphones started saying his shit. Song she sung nine million fucking times than he has to hear him. Disgustingly outta tuned. Probably would elbow me, hey, kids shut up. I did it better something, some cool something that cool all guy would say. Man, I hope I'm in the shape. I hope I live that long and I hope I'm in the shape es and he looked fucking great and. For air is still sees off. So that was pretty cool. I'll tell you what wasn't cool. I'll tell you what I did enjoy. Was how the New England Patriots got his. By bunch of goddamn nerds..

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Monday Morning Podcast

01:45 min | 3 years ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"Hey what's going on its bill burr time for the monday morning podcast for monday may twenty first two thousand and what is it eighteen two thousand eighteen what's going on why how you doing you do what good that's good that's good now the gloomy gloomy rainy misty day out here in la it's been like freezing you know glow why yeah i steal it's just all i don't know it's like nine o'clock out here nine o'clock it feels like it's fucking six in the one and over there this is one of these things calm i going to get anything done second it's all clubs son man there's something into sun makes you wanna get up and do stuff man oh sudden it's a little bit overcast and your internal clock it's like siemian well she just laid down and like two tomorrow man how anybody gets anything done in seattle is fucking beyond me or san francisco for that matter even though i lucked out with all this great weather when i was up there but jesus christ you just get used to it you know if you successful in like seattle you've got to be able to be successful anywhere right speaking of that shit i was watching this thing on the ninety s right after my laugh was watching she's watching the royal wedding i came back from san francisco by the way thank you to everybody who came out that was an incredible week i had such a great time up there and.

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Monday Morning Podcast

01:45 min | 3 years ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"Hey what's going on is bill burns time for the monday morning podcast for monday monday may fourteenth two thousand eighteen how are you what is going on with you oh really that that is interesting i feel i for me do you know i went to a fhimah day by the way happy belated mother's day out there for all the women out there who bothers it yeah there's nothing more poor a loving again the way they go on and on about mothers remember that on father's day jesus christ that's like a fucking blurb you know at the bottom of the stock exchange by the way happy father's day there's nothing more report and anyways patty wish you know what i mean the quarterback they get all the fucking glory is a father you're the left tackle protecting their ass and nobody gives a shit they don't even when you get trade nobody's sitting in the stands wearing your jersey right who the fuck buys fucking left tackle fuck and goddamn jersey is it the guard is at the guard position is that the one that's all important is that on i'm sure everybody who plays fassi football never competed in their life will let me know that that's not exactly it's not tackle it's guard or isn't the tackle i don't give a fuck so we went to the getty villa which is a museum and evidently it's by this guy john paul getty in john paul getty evidently was a really rich guy and like a lot of rich guys he didn't pay taxes evidently.

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Monday Morning Podcast

02:02 min | 3 years ago

"monday morning" Discussed on Monday Morning Podcast

"Hey what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on go birds time for the monday morning podcast for monday february nineteen two thousand eighteen oh my god two months are almost over this year's just flying by it is if you live out here we live on your loss delays the truck an awesome is opposed gives a key as opposed to live in becky east where i guess that's really fucking coal which is where i'm about ready to gulp but bhutto bhutto i'm about ready to go to world packie's because we're doing the sixth annual patrice o'neill comedy benefit all right raising money and raising awareness for the greatest comedian that i ever saw live the six thannual it's going to be a great one i can't wait i fly out tomorrow i'm already packed i got my shawqiyin ticket got a nice midday flight going to have a good time and then i'm going to have i'm going to a late night set of some shift at the west side comedy club shake a little bit of the rust off he gone and try not to embarrass myself with the level of talent that we have going on there of course with an added advantage should this year the teen idols sensation from the late great open anthony's show mr joe derosa jody rosa half agip shen one hundred percent can't can't wait to see of so anyways to undo this adore this podcast on the afternoon i hang out with my my family all weekend i had a great time except for the big fight with my wife other than that it was a great time you know what i mean.

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