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Ohio State-Maryland game canceled over positive COVID-19 cases
"In 19, causing the cancellation of this weekend's Maryland Ohio State football game. GOP's Ben Ray be joining US Live with Mohr, Kenya coming off last Saturday's big win of Penn State, Maryland's Mo mentum coming to an unexpected halt the university announcing today they are pausing all football activities after eight players tested positive for covert 19 in the past week, And that means Maryland's Aim this Saturday against third ranked Ohio State has been cancelled and it will not be rescheduled
Illinois reports 12,657 new COVID-19 cases, 145 deaths
"Day of numbers for the Corona virus here in Illinois 12,657 new cases that breaks the record that was sent yesterday. 145 deaths. That's the most in a single day since late May, the first time since early June that the Daily Death toll has reached triple digits. Governor Pritzker says he's thinking about Mohr statewide mitigations But he's not being specific. He is blaming neighboring states for bringing the virus into Illinois. Every state around us is at You know 2030 40 plus percent Iowa yesterday 48% positivity rate. Think about that 48% positivity rate you'll run into two people in Iowa. One of them has Cove it. Also
California governor gives somber outlook as virus cases reach nearly 1 million
"Has surpassed more than 10 Million Corona virus cases and looks like it's on track to hit record hospitalizations here in California Cove in 19 cases are increasing as well. And yesterday in a press conference, Governor Gavin Newsom warned the public once again. About the dangers of pandemic complacency. Committee politics, correspondent Teresa Lagos, says Mohr Governor Newsome struck a measure tone, noting that while California is seeing rising numbers and all of the key areas, including positivity rates, and I C u bed admissions that the state has the capacity to handle the increased caseload. Newsome warrant, however, that several counties may have to dial back reopening plans this week after spikes in those areas. He didn't specify which counties, Newsom says it's obvious why cases started climbing again in October. People are letting their guard down there taking their masks off. They're starting to get together outside of their household cohorts. They're starting to see business is reopened, and we're starting again to see more people mixing, the governor says As it gets colder, he expects to see more of that mixing and potentially more cases for the California report. Teresa Lagos.
Shot to Prevent H.I.V. Works Better Than Daily Pill in Women
"A new study suggests a shot of an experimental medicine every two months works better than daily pills to help keep women from catching HIV, ABC Chuck's Iverson. The injection of the drug was 89% Mohr, effective at preventing HIV infection from an infected sex partner than Truvada pills, although both reduce that risk is a boon for AIDS prevention efforts, especially in Africa, where the study took place and where women have few discreet ways of protecting themselves from infection. A similar study involving gay men had the same results. The drugs being developed by a group of entities, including GlaxoSmithKline, Pfizer, the US National Institutes of Health and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
Trump could make a Biden transition messy
"Joe Joe Biden's Biden's transition transition team team wants wants to to get get to to work, work, but but it it looks looks like like a a government government agency agency won't won't cooperate cooperate just just yet. yet. We We have have reports reports that that the the General General Services Services Administration Administration will will not not sign off on the transition until at least Friday. POLITICOS White House in Washington correspondent Daniel Lippman joins us live with Mohr Dan. I like in this to the end of first blood when Colonel trap men trying to get ramble out of the building, But he's saying nothing is over. And apparently Rambo is getting company here, Dan. Why is the refusing to sign off on the Biden transition? And why is it so important for the Biden team to get there? Okay? Well, it's important because they need to access those funds. You know millions of dollars that ah, a new presidency requires new presidential administration needs to use Teo actually gonna pay employees and to get the work of building a team. Kind of in place. And the reason that Jessica has been holding onto it is because they don't want to get crosswise with President Trump, who is still fighting this election battle, even though all hope seems to be lost, even even as Jared Kushner and Melania Trump privately urged him to give up. On, so the point is kind of refusing until the pressure becomes too much. On Friday,
Pfizer says trials show its COVID vaccine "more than 90% effective"
"Visor and partner beyond. Techs say their covert 19 vaccine is more than 90% effective. What that means is that in there phase three trials, this vaccine was Mohr effective at protecting people in the trial from getting Cove. It On a placebo. Wass. It's good news, but safety data and FDA authorization are still required if it gets emergency authorization. Pfizer says it hopes to inject high risk individuals, possibly as soon as the end of the year. Most health experts say this is very encouraging. But for now, the best way to stop the spread of cove it is to wear a mask. That's ABC. Sherry Preston. Katie our news time 7
Pfizer says trials show its COVID vaccine "more than 90% effective"
"Promising promising news news on on a a possible possible Corona Corona virus. virus. Vaccine visor and partner beyond. Techs say their covert 19 vaccine is more than 90% effective. What that means is that in there phase three trials, this vaccine was Mohr effective at protecting people in the trial from getting covert than a placebo. Wass. It's good news, but safety data and FDA authorization are still required if it gets emergency authorization. Pfizer says it hopes to inject high risk individuals. Possibly as soon as the end of the year. Most health experts say. This is very encouraging. But for now, the best way to stop the spread of Corbett is to wear a mask. That's ABC. Sherry Preston Jr News
Cuomo to deploy National Guard troops to New York airports for COVID-19 enforcement
"On there to rise in the number of people testing positive for the Corona virus around the country. New York is sending Mohr National Guard troops and police officers. In New York City's airports to help enforce travel restrictions. NPR's Hansi Lo Wang reports, state officials are worried about the coming Thanksgiving holiday going to New York's current guidelines. Travelers who have spent more than a day in a state that is not next to New York must provide a negative test before entering the state governor Andrew Cuomo says New York is increasing enforcement at airports to let people know that quote we're serious. You should not land. If you do not have proof of a negative test upon landing travelers With that proof are still required to quarantine for three days, Nick City's mayor is urging people to avoid how they travel and large family gatherings. Lindsay Lohan, NPR NEWS
Wine and Beer Makers Wait for Recovery
"The pandemic started in March. I'd like the two of you to rate your alcohol consumption in one of the high Okay, uh, given on a percentage basis, Tucker, if you look at it, on average weekly basis, alcohol consumption in your household. It's a yes today today. Or like marks throughout the pandemic, So like when this first broke, I was having a glass or two every day just to use my nerves. But now I was that was that during the show or after Foa after you know, after I don't drink during the work of anything, Not yet, at least, um, but, you know, as of today, like, you know, I'm Once in a while during the week. I'll have a glass of wine randomly, but then on weekend, I'll just you know. I've been a glass of wine or a beer a night throughout all of this, which is definitely higher than my previous alcohol consumption. But there is no You know, weekend where? On drinking a bottle of wine with my wife on having two or three glasses. Journalist making is just that consistent glass tonight, right? Yes. So in terms of my consumption down for most the pandemic just when when your wife is pregnant, and you can't go anywhere like you just feel kind of weird about drinking alone Plus that look that you get Yeah. Have you gotten that? Look, you're drinking a nice glass of wine, and she's pregnant. Sit on the couch and just glaring at you. I've got you Just hold it up. And you're like. Oh, this is so wonderful, isn't it? You know, like you said, you didn't mind. Yeah, I would. I didn't need much sushi or drink much wine during the two different nine months that my wife is pregnant. But I would say, post baby, I think we're actually just about back to normal, like well, normally do like a bottle of wine on like a Friday or something like that. Maybe another one on a Saturday but generally don't really do much during the week. So we're about the same. But what wine and beer makers are saying is that even though consumers are buying Mohr stuff for home consumption, it still isn't enough to offset the fact that they're not going out. And drinking in the same volumes, which you could make a case right now be such a bad thing for our livers. But for these companies, you know they're looking at this saying, Hey, what's the deal here? I also do wonder for companies that don't have a hard seltzer brand. If that's eating into it as well. I mean, you know, we're in slightly different positions that maybe we were 10 years ago, Chuck, but I mean, we're I n the pandemic. And I were a 22 year old. I would imagine my alcohol consumption would be down very significantly, compared Tio what I was drinking at that stage in my life. I think mine would be higher. 22 years. I don't think so. The only thing constraining my alcohol consumption of 22 was the price. Yeah, Way cheaper to drink at home. It's fair. Oh, yeah. See for me. It was just I I didn't really drink unless I was at a bar. Oh, like hell up 22 year old tuck. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, clearly struggling with with the restaurants and bars closed. There is just not nearly as much profit for any of these companies.
Maricopa County has already set a new early voting record
"Come in his voters stand in line at the polls this afternoon. Gabriel Gamino is live at the Maricopa County Elections Department and kicks off our live team coverage with the latest That's right Japanese, According to the latest update from the election Department, Mohr than 119,000 Miracle County residents have now cast a vote in person. That number is expected to keep growing into the evening Erich afloat is with the county Elections department also tells me there have not been any major problems reported so far at polling locations again over 119,000 in person voters across the county and as a reminder you can go to Arizona dot boat to see wait times and to buy the nearest polling location near you. The Maricopa County Election Center in Phoenix, Gabriel Dominion. The literature is flying at one polling place in hopes of securing a victory for the president
Trump, on 'Fox and Friends,' claims 'solid chance of winning'
"0 to our top story. President Trump feels good about his chances for reelection. Fox's John Decker has Mohr from Washington. President Trump calling into Fox and friends expressing confidence that it will have more than enough support from his base to win another four years in the White House. I think we're doing really well with African American vote. I think we're doing very, very well with the Hispanic vote. And it's been, you know, let's spend in. Which a great, uh
Florida and other states to monitor closely this Election Day
"State I am going to be watching is obviously going to be Florida. Now. Florida's governor, Ron De Santis. It came out this morning on Fox and friends and said, We expect Florida to be called for Donald Trump very, very quickly. This jibes with what I'm seeing. In the early vote, Democrats went into Election Day 2016 with a 96,000 vote advantage in early voting. This year, obviously much much difference because of covert 19. Republicans trim that, too, for 1000 votes. Now we know this because you got partisan ballots, so Republican votes almost invariably vote for Republicans. Democrats almost invariably vote for Democrats, although there is expected to be slightly bigger crossover Democrats voting for Trump, then Republicans voting for Joe Biden, as evidenced by the fact that Trump got 94% support in the Republican primary, which was by far a record. In all voting right now. Polls have been open for a couple of hours in Florida. And all types of voting early voting in person voting. There are 9000 more Republican ballots that have been returned than Democrat ballots. Now there are a whole lot of independence. People don't have to register is either a Republican or a Democrat. You can register as an independent. Independence. When doing this kind of analysis, just assume they're going to break pretty much 50 50. It's rare that independence break for a certain candidate, though we do have a lot of evidence that late breakers in Florida late breakers in Pennsylvania and late breakers pretty much in every swing state are in fact breaking towards President Trump, but it's not going to be some statistically massive. Number like 66%. If 66% of independents break for President Trump this race is going to be called by about 10:30 P.m. central time. I don't anticipate that happening, nor do I anticipate that this is set in stone. Trump's gonna win. He's going to win Florida. It's all over. But the shouting what I am saying is this is very good news. This is why on common sense Central right now. I've got an article entitled. It appears that Democrats are doing poorly and early voting here in Wisconsin. It looks like we don't have definitive numbers, but we do have a data set. That suggests that President Trump's voters are over, performing not only in the early vote, but now as we're seeing, Ah, whole lot of enthusiasm, a whole lot of lines in Trump heavy areas. We're seeing data that's encouraging. None of this should be taken as gospel because I'm just giving you a look at the numbers as I see them. I'm giving you a look at the facts on the ground as I see them and the facts on the ground or that one campaign sounds very, very confident and where they are. The other campaign is taking the relatively Unprecedented step campaign. Look, campaigning does happen on Election day. It's very rare that you see a campaign going to this many different swing areas on Election day as the Biden campaign has got, you got two stops for Joe Biden in Pennsylvania. You've got Pamela Harris going to Detroit, Michigan, indicating that they're very worried about turnout in Detroit, specifically amongst black voters. You've got Jill Biden going to Florida. She's also I believe going to Georgia and you've got Camilla Harris is husband. Also going to a swing state in Ohio if Florida is called early, and if Florida increases its margin for President Trump Remember it was Florida specifically Hillary Clinton's under performance in Miami Dade County. That was an early indicator four years ago that President Trump was going to do a lot better than the polls suggested that he would. Florida is going to be an early indicator again, as is North Carolina. If Trump is doing better in those states, typically, the upper Midwest is a little bit farther to the right then Florida and North Carolina, so you can probably anticipate that he's going to be doing better in Pennsylvania. In Ohio in Wisconsin. I would also be looking for Ohio, Ohio has gone a deeper shade of red. If that starts to go even deeper red, then you're going to know that upper Midwestern. Specifically, rural voters are going to trump in bigger margins. And this is what the early trends that President Trump was talking about. On Fox and friends this morning are indicating the early trend lines are that the voter base that the voter makeup this year is far more really. It's far whiter. It's older, and it's less likely to have a college degree than in 2016. Who do you suppose that favors? If the average voter is a 57 year old white male with a high school diploma who lives about 50 miles from the nearest big urban center. Who do you think that guy is most likely to vote for. Again. This doesn't indicate demographics are not destiny. Please remember that today. If you remember nothing else, remember that demographics are not destiny. The makeup of the voter base is another good sign. But it doesn't mean this race is over the behavior of the two campaigns the relative confidence of President Trump, whose campaign has presented actual data to suggest that hey, we've not only have Ah, pathway to victory, but it's It's looking increasingly likely even Mohr increasingly likely than four or five days ago that we're going Be able to take that path to the campaign. That's Oh, my goodness. We've got to get out here. We've got to get out here and we've got to get out here.
Trump Hints At Firing Dr. Anthony Fauci
"The election just a day away. Both President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden, busy making their final arguments to the American people were going to win four more years in the White House is for Donald Trump to pack his bags and go home. President Trump on it all out blitz holding nine rallies in six states over the weekend. And planning five Mohr today, hitting many of the same states. He's playing defense sweeping through areas he won in 2016. With polls showing he has a narrow path to victory. Trump is banking on a large turnout on election Day. We have a giant red wave that's formed this form, while Joe Biden is flooding the zone in Pennsylvania, his entire team today fanning out across the critical state. Polls show him still slightly ahead in the Keystone State. Pennsylvania is one of 33 states that won't start counting absentee ballots until November. 3rd final results could take days. But now without any basis, Trump says balance should not be counted past election Day. We should know the result of the election on November 3rd. That's the way it's been, and that's the way it should be. But that's just not true. While projections are usually made no state ever reports final results on election night, Biden says he's taking nothing for granted as he tries to rebuild that blue wall Trump broke through in 2016 guess rubbers to president. I'm coming for you. Hoping to take back Michigan Biden Saturday with a little help from his heaviest hitter, former president Obama. Obama, trying to get out the vote and showing he's still fighting is also trying to make inroads in once deep red states like Georgia, Arizona and Texas, where on Friday abiding campaign bus was swarmed by a caravan of Trump supporters, the president praising the move Retweeting the video, adding, I love Texas and blasting the FBI's investigation into the incident, calling the people All involved Patriots the biding campaign, calling the ambush reckless, dangerous and an intimidation tactic. Sticking to his message. Biden says the president is surrendering to the pandemic. Beat the virus. We first got to beat Donald Trump. But the president's still eager to change the subject, putting on a positive spin on his patch rallies were rounding the turn on a pandemic. We're rounding the corner, but Dr Anthony found she challenging that view, telling the Washington Post You could not possibly be positioned more poorly, adding, the country is in for a whole lot of hurt this winter. The White House, firing back accusing Fountain of playing politics ahead of the election and the president, hinting he may fire him. Don't tell anybody, but let me wait till a little bit after the election. I appreciate it. Now he's been wrong a lot with cases reaching record highs. The president is now blaming doctors and hospitals claiming without evidence that they're inflating the numbers. You know, our doctors get more money if somebody does from, you know that right? I'm in our doctors are very smart people. The American Medical Association, responding the suggestion that doctors in the midst of a public health crisis are overcounting covert 19 patients or lying to line their pockets is a malicious, outrageous and completely misguided charge.
Election 2020: Arizona's impact
"Of election 2020 continues our race. Our state will the side the direction of the country for the White House and the Senate majority. That was Republican Senator Martha McSally on with Arizona's Morning news Friday, and this morning, we caught up with her Democratic challenger on Election Day Eve. There's Jeremy Foster joins us live with more on what Mark Kelly had to say. One of the first things we asked Mark Kelly Jamie in a race where polls have consistently showed him in the lead there now tightening, in fact, a brand new Data orbital poll of 550 likely Arizona voters out this morning show Kelly just 1% point ahead of MK Sally Now. Two weeks ago, the same polls showed him up over six points. But Kelly told us he's still confident. Think the only Poles that really matters when folks go to the polls tomorrow, and when they count the votes, and that might take might be done tomorrow might take a couple days. I feel pretty good. Something else. Kelly and other Democrats may be keeping an eye on Republicans of return nearly 45,000 more ballots in Maricopa County than Democrats so far on the early voting side and about 90,000 Mohr than those who are not registered with either party. But Kelly points out that a lot of support from Republicans, including former elected officials, I have the Republicans for you know Mark Kelly for Senate Group. He also words folks to be patient. If we don't see the final results on Election day, and you can tune in all day for special election team coverage right here on our and we'll begin it tomorrow at five. AM I tell you, this is going to be one watch because the Republicans have come from behind to now lead with the number of ballots already returned and their also expected to turn out Maur enforce the Democrats at the actual voting booth tomorrow, so this is really going to be one to watch it is and we we heard from the Steve Cortes with the Trump campaign today. He's in there feeling increasingly confident about taking Arizona. All right. Thank you so much. Kate. There's Jeremy Foster.
Arizona Might Be A Key Battleground State
"Of the elections, most pressing questions may be found in the new battleground state of Arizona. It has many of the key voting groups that will be pivotal and a host of close states and an early voting system that has been tested in the past and has been tabulating votes for two weeks. Meaning we'll know who the bulk of those voters picked by the end of the night. Joe Biden has enjoyed a small but consistent lead in Arizona since the summer thanks to suburban women, seniors and Latinos, which suggests the one time home of American conservatism could be changing in the same way the country is becoming more diverse and mohr educated. But Democrats thought that in 2016 to That long line of green envelopes who see marching together contains just some of the record number of completed mail in ballots from Arizona voters. First, their process through state of the art machine. Theun. They're sent to ballot tabulation centers for counting Arizonans of both parties have been voting safely and easily by mail since 1992. This election For the first time, state officials started tabulating ballots 14 days before the election. As of tonight, millions of early votes have been processed. The results sit in secure servers, those red and blue machines that are sealed, transparent and not connected to the Internet. And no one knows what those results are. We're allowed to post results an hour after polls close, so a PM on election night here in Arizona, Katie Hobbs is Arizona's secretary of state and chief election officer. On election night. How much will it be an advantage that you will have been able to start counting for 14 days. That's a huge advantage, particularly over states that are seeing a huge increase in the volume of voting by mail and statutorily aren't able to start processing ballots until that day. We're certainly going to be ahead of them. That anyone is holding their breath about the outcome of the race in Arizona is notable. It's a long time Republican state But it is changing. Seven million people now live in Arizona. Spurred by America's fastest growing county, Maricopa County, the home of Phoenix and Tempe. It's also known for its blooming suburbs. It accounts for 60% of Arizona's vote, and no Democrat has carried Maricopa County since 1948. Traditionally would we be in Ruby red part of Arizona. Maricopa County is the largest county of that. Trump won the last election. And so this is the center. Trump Bill in Arizona. If Arizona turns Blue will be in part because of voters like Yasir Sanchez and his wife, Emily, conservatives who live in the Maricopa County suburb of Gilbert in 2016, they never saw Hillary Clinton sign in their neighborhood. Now the streets by their house are dotted with Trump and Biden signs poking from the alternating beach towel sized front lawns. They've added a new entrant in the sign wars. Arizona Republicans for Biden, Yasir and Emily are voting for a Democrat for the first time. So how's that going over? I've noticed people coming out of the woodwork. But, interestingly enough silently they'll come and say, Hey, I see that you're supporting Biden. I am, too. But I can't really tell anyone or I can't tell my family so people talk about shy Trump voters are they're shy Biden voters, absolutely the
Two Washington DC college students drive almost 30 hours to vote in 2020 election
"Students driving Mohr than a day to get there early voting locations to arrive in time back at home. Nobody should have to work this hard to vote. 20 year old American University students MEREDITH Riley and Zachary Ho Deck didn't get their absentee ballots they requested from their home state of Texas. So they hit the road. It was really just like within two hours. Getting a rental car, packing our bags and hitting the road back home to Texas. It was the first time they were old enough to vote in a presidential election. So they said they had to make it happen to cast their ballots. For Joe Biden. It's very likely like the most important presidential election of our lifetime, finally being able to go home, even though we had to make the trek across country. Don't so relieving that re bonked W T
Early voting numbers shatter previous records across the country
"On the bus as we've been reporting. For weeks, Americans have been voting early in record numbers. Despite her, perhaps because of the pandemic. More than 90 million people have now voted early on Mohr are expected to do so before Tuesday. CBS News correspondent Lilia Luciano reports from Los Angeles. But the number of early votes is more than 65% of the total ballots cast in 2016. Early voting has reached historic records across America ahead of Election Day. Texas is on track to surpass its 2016 turnout by millions of votes just literally flew in town to vote and I'm leaving back out on Saturday. Iowa, Florida and California have also shattered records. But it has been an uphill battle to make every vote camp with the virus and whatnot. People trying to avoid crowds in contentious Florida, a key swing state, where the polls show the candidates effectively tied. The US Postal Service is investigating stacks of mail, including ballots stock in a post
Yard signs are targeted for theft and vandalism more than usual this election season
"Will be campaigning in key swing states on his final weekend before Election Day on Tuesday. President Trump has four campaign rally scheduled in Pennsylvania. Well. Joe Biden will be joined by former President Barack Obama at to drive in rallies in Flint and Detroit, Michigan during this campaign season election placards not only have the capability of talking, some of them are also walking what one Tom photo. Given the polarized politics and divisions of the Times. Perhaps it is expectable. You put up campaign signs along streets and roads and on your lawn and see some of them physically unappreciated as in, vandalized or removed by disgruntled neighbors. It happens every election, of course. But reports from around the country indicate it is happening Mohr this year despite efforts like Greece, England to keep them from being stolen or tourney. Tom Foti, CBS NEWS Washington As Faras
"mohr" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"Be for your kid. It's so much better it's really. It's honestly better for your kids to be enraged then to be freaked out like they can handle contractually a like a dad's pastor dove. The Guy told his car. got fired for you. You didn't clean your room. How how many times I gotTa tell you know whatever or in a screaming match with your wife? It's all negative but nothing's has bad as Oh my God the world's ending what are we're GONNA do. My mom would go in a room. Just you'll freak out and it freaked me out like the worst position it's like it's like it's like a pilot late on a commercial flight. How angry pilot no problem? Oh I mean I wouldn't be happy about it but the guy was it's like oh my air traffic controllers such a God damnit after circle of Guardia again. He knew when we're coming. Oh Oh weather laddy DA. It is pretty rare pissed off but you get that surly pilots comes on like we're still waiting for a ground crew. Iran clamped down there. What's going on with feels good like yeah? This guy wants to go. He's on my side but of course imagine and when you're nine your parents or your pilot I mean you're in that fucking plane with them and if they're going I don't know what's going on it's all ending or this is horrible within your fuck. Your childhood is fucked up. And I my mom is SORTA got into the sixties thing and I was the whole seventy thing so I remember super clearly all the living underground and out of fuel and no breathable air. And there's one we always forget about out. Overpopulation we're going to have more people than food. That was the big thing we had to do the sort of zero population thing. Because what we're doing is we're inhabiting happening. The planet more than we have the ability to create food. So we'RE NOT GONNA HAVE FOOD BUT WE'RE GONNA have to deal so I'm sitting around at nine years old. Green comes from yeah. They made a movie. I'm sitting around going okay. No food no air. I don't know what's going to be worse when I'm older than fossil fuels like we're gonNA have to walk everywhere we already do. And so you freak the fuck and kids out and I'm listening to Jane Fonda WHO's I duNNo. Eighty three whatever she is. I'm I'm I'm very curious and I know it a lot. She's eighty she's eighty two years. She's eighty two years nuts though so I'm very interested in the take it to the grave stuff. Like she's fucking you know. When she was twenty chiefs thirty one? She was on the wrong side at the Vietnam War conflict and now. She's just doing this but she's just going she goes but so she's on Khobar and she's talking about kids in the syndrome that they're suffering will listen to it you know. I've spent a lot of time now with these young students and they're scared and there are a lot of young people are even suffering from they're calling it extinction illness and I just felt I wasn't doing enough. And the scientists were saying we have ten years and before it's going to go so far over the cliffs that there's no turning back we'll just the the environment eh climate will unravel and there's nothing we can do. You sound like my mom from nine hundred seventy three by the way who's taking her nutty shit to the grave is well Look do what you can for the environment everybody while simultaneously. Not freaking the kids out. I guess what I'm saying so you don't have look. We all have our problems personal micro macro we try to take on topic. I don't work my kids into the into the equation. I tell them to recycle recycle because they should recycle because they're going to die and they should have anxiety the rest of the life. Of course this would create that it. Look look when you're nine and you grow up as a Jehovah's witness that's were that's all that's all you know and when you grow up in the branch Davidian cold alter whatever it is or Waco or whatever Christianity the has them whatever Middle East Muslim. Whatever you whatever you grow up in your in there that's what it is? Your mom is telling you and your dad is telling you it's coming to an end and you're sitting around watching the news. They're giving you a ten in years. Maybe twelve years outside. Well doing the math. You're eight or nine years old so what you make it to twenty before what and then what I want to reverse. Ah I'm surprised Jane. Fonda doesn't have the self awareness to realize yes. Of course there are kids who have this syndrome of feeling dread or whenever why do you think it is. Yeah how did they WANNA know. Why do you think that is telling them that? They have no effect whatsoever in the fact that they're going to be right so Jane empower them. Tell them what to do or get involved cake is. The parents are up eating strudel. The kid comes down comes up from the lab basement at age aged nine waving around documents. I've crunched no. It's the other way around. The parents are freaking the kids out people. There's a whole time aim article or first off. Hey everyone's sitting down suicides up with young people well why wouldn't you wouldn't you kill yourself. Main told the there's there's there's no turning back this I don't know is it technically even suicide. If it's just going all ended a few like what what jump on it. Yeah I mean if you you are a Japanese soldier in the US Marines are are starting to take over your island and you kill yourself. Is that even suicide. Like you're are GONNA get shot the next two days anyway. We're telling kids it's kind of interesting. We're telling them your futures walked but you're also telling them are past this fucked up like we were horrible. We were evil all we did was own slaves. So you're you're taking kids and you're going this thing. Your Ah this whole thing is based on is based on evil and we're going to die so anyway if you WANNA kill yourself go ahead and get it girl. It's funny because because this statistic which is interesting which is suicide used to be mostly the realm of males or more so the realm of males female suicide aside going up but think about females. They're more involved in the cause the environmental cause in the mail so would make sense that whatever group is more down with. We're all going to be dead in ten years. Would that group would increase in terms of suicide. You have the article on well. There's The Washington Post article which is about teen suicide. You have that one by do I. Especially the headline says it. All all right teen suicides are increasing at an alarming rate outstripping all other age groups report. Says it's gone up. It's it's nearly doubled from six point. Eight deaths per one hundred thousand to ten point six deaths in the last ten years. Well let's think about causes of suicide causes of suicide really thought about this ever but we always talk about bullying but it's it's not physical. Bowling people are sort of built for physical bowling. Twelve year olds are are are sort of built for head locks and punches inches and rats scraps and wedgies and even women too like. We're kind of physically built for scrap and bullying. We're not mentally built for bowling war. We're we're we're we're meant for exchanges of put-downs but not Earth GonNa end and and every all the founding fathers were slave owners. We're not really geared for that and then getting getting hit over the head with it con. We're not geared for mental bill. Bolling what what causes suicide is mental. Not Physical stuff you know what I mean. People kill themselves because their friends are punching them. Our enemies are punching them. They always kill themselves because because of the emotional because someone put two fingers in their ears that could be. It could be wet whale. It's called back to sunny all even the answers. He Got Volley. That's right now. You know you're you're the love of your life takes off with another man you kill yourself. That's a mess motion anguish emotional. Oh anguish emotional. Anguish causes the suicide the constant beating of the drum from age to thirteen. That the world's going to end would make it easier for you to kill yourself self. Yeah all right in that in that regard. There's an article from time which is Time magazine. which which again bad idea? What's the title Dawson how to talk to your kids about the situation with Iran? Okay don't along your kids about this situation with fucking Iran. I have kids I. They live in a world. That's fun where their dog loves them where we have have dance parties where occasionally to do a little homework where we talk about Shit we WANNA do they have. They have no foreign policy ideas because they don't control anything and there's this notion they're going to be inundated they don't have to be my my kids are they have. TV's in the room they have smartphones. They're blissfully blissfully unaware of all the shit that we're constantly having to sit down and talk to your kids about but anyway go ahead on January third the US military military carried out at drone attack in Iraq. The attack killed Kacem Sulamani. The top military leader from Iran the action comes after increased tensions between the US and Iran and his fielding Zayed's about what might happen as a result. The situation is dominating the news and children who hear about it are likely to have lots of questions. Not really as many questions as I fucking had about Iran Iraq or whatever. The fuck was going on Persian Gulf. Or something I mean when I was twelve or thirteen and there was some shit going on in you know some part of Europe or Africa or East Africa carte whatever Middle East. I didn't fuck it have any questions I wanted. My fucking chopper. Ru was sorry. How did you talk to your parents about the Iran hostage situation? You're probably Sixteen Kinda give a fun. It's pretty Langley but maybe we should just get into the questions. Who was Kacem Sola Mani so your kid asked that Kacem Sola Mani? It was a top military leader in Iran a country in the Middle East. He was an Evil Fox. Can we kill them. And that's what we do too bad people whose an evil guy who wanted to kill l.. Lots of people so good news level. Yeah you ever see those surveys where they have like the boogeyman. It's at the anti falls onto a spike. That's that's where we did their hair so he's bad dude and we kill them so now you don't have to worry about him. You say all right go outside and get one of the sticks and giant Hoop hoop run up and down the street. Can we're done. He's a decent guy. Imagine if your nine year old asks you this question and then you say why did the US take action against Solani. He was it was a fucking terrorist. And now he's dead and president. Donald Trump has called Sulejmani a terrorist. I trump says Sulejmani ordered attacks.
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"The two tiers these fucking suck in each other's over. There. I go that is so bizarre kind of oddly hot. Gay points nasty. This is amazing. I want watch two guys, and you know, the colder if you go to the nice ball where you go in the sauna. And then you go in that ice cold room. There are two guys fucking in the cold room, which I was like that is commitment to passion break up in a courtroom you Syria. I haven't done it. But in that cold pool every time I get out of my own whole, really, it's odd. That's a wrestling thing too. I just sitting here. Like, I'm not even here, man. I'm cool. I'm all right. I'm fine. You like eat Honda in the street fighter movies. Your mind guy in a top tier? I told us on stage once in the crowd reacted way better than I anticipated. And there's like the bottom tier and the guy sits between the guy the top tiers legs, plenty of room tops towel moving little bit underneath good. And the top gets up takes shower with his cock facing the other guy sits back down the guy on the bottom like the wife. He gets up showers was caught facing out. Then he sits down the guy on the top goes to stand up, take another shower. I'm across I go, you guys can't bucking close. They all like jumping your. But I'm actually like pissed off. Like, it's two gay guys libido dude touching your cock under a towel. And he decided there's rumbling sit. And then you get up to shower show-me your deck. He's still here. And then he gets up like check it out. And then you go like fucking close the show. I'm did they close the show. I don't know. 'cause I left I get up. I'm actually angry fucking amateur hour man in a steam room. I'm going this fucking amateur. I don't gonna fix my towel seem erection fucking amateur hour. And by the time, I'm getting my driver's license. Back from the Korean up front. I'm going fucking amateur hour to the cream. Man, if I was gay just be dead, but from Civiletti blind from fuck I wish I'd take to ready if I was Gandhi blind from syphilis by now way better. It's one of those things I don't think I've ever been more frustrated when either a friend of mine didn't read the signals of someone who wanted to fuck them or I realized I wasn't reading the signals of some like I've had intense political. I've never been more angry than walking out of a by with. It'd be like once you get that grows number like what the blonde girl, and I was like, yeah. She said something like crazy to see these kids. They're actually implants, you wouldn't believe seven plans because I have a small frame you should see him in the bathroom. I don't really have to right now. And you're doing I'm right now, saying even nasty little bit, of course, baby face to you. That's not Hussein. What? Yeah, I get. I'm the I get like years removed and somebody goes I have always wanted to like what? Mike. Fucking put us signal. Yeah. We have to we've skulls on her. I love it. I like this sunglasses on. I just got a gun. I think no. It's a chainsaw headphones. Headgear, oh because he's a wrestler a guess skeleton wrestling because you your big actual wrestling fan. Do you also love pro wrestling or the? I love it. I wrote it down. We'll get where you just have to get to. I Lord Alfred as reference, of course, sorry about back Ling hit the squat thrust record. Again, the man who asks them to remove the furniture from his hotel. So we can work out in his hotel room allegedly. I believe it you see the way that guy walks. He's these determined to keep that body in shape the fucking shoot his wife to jail, Jimmy Snuka. Do a man friends on first of all I did not shoot his wife. He crushed shooter. Certainly did she would've probably preferred that does anybody know what the spike is? No rocco. Oh shit. The rock. The original ruck more stories put your name on it..
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"This is the thing where I go. And then and then go be put in that those kinds of go Israel, go bananas. Let's see if you have those news that everyone talks about right? They actually have we made sure they because we need stability to India because we don't want Kashmir destabilize. And it's one of the wanted to of course, Italy about the esscalation when Israeli soldiers were kidnapped and they bomb the shit out. Forget where it was the world that is a disproportionate response. And what the fuck is if the United States to soldiers, they dig a tunnel miles of tunnel to come up on the fucking around like Chuck Todd and ripped to fuck and United States Marine to the ground and dragged him out to kill him who to fund until the United States, not like just kicked shit out of wherever just did. It's again, it's one of those things where I come from the perspective. And it's again, it's my my heart and my head battle about this a lot where I go, you're the United States. Is there an easier better solution? Maybe. Yes, maybe. No. And it's one of those things where and I do agree. The world is very anti semitic and Israel a lot of times gets charged for murder when they were jaywalking because people are looking for real. To attack that nation. But it's one of those things where this all started. 'cause you would take money from Israel's exactly right? I've met. I did this conversation. I love it. It's one of the things here. Let's him back with Turner because he's a spy the whole shit. But it's one of those things where I I wanna live in a world where it's all right? John Lennon Jesus Christ. I'm fucking news. I'm Paul McCartney man, I always have. Of course, he's the best one. I've never seen a man look better order in coffee of my entire life. So the back of his head, and it's Starbucks and Saint John's wood, and he looks like a seven year old woman. And I was like I give a regionally. I'd give her a, and it was Paul McCartney was like, all right? If it's something about myself now just been looking at Manila's of joining TISCO simple. But. It's one of those things where it's. America gets bitch slap by small country. Of course, they're going to invade in. They're gonna hit them with everything they got is there another way to do that that they don't have to do that. That's going to result in people that weren't involved in that conflict. I'm getting exactly I don't know. Either. Do you know what I like about this conversation for shaking not shaking for the first time in twenty nineteen? I think it's to people who don't have the answers actually saying they don't have the answers as opposed to what usually happens is people go on the let me tell you. What's going to happen podcast? I'm like, I'm not gonna prove I have no idea absence of anything, you know, the problem with atheists and Christians is Christians make the mistake of showing up to the away game. ATS went on people of faiths podcast. They will get the bad taken to them. Leaving. You just by showing up like how do you prove God? Like, how do you love love? True. Love. It's in my heart. Fucking sky daddy. That's right. So it's one of those things Israel like pulled back, by the way. Everybody listening. I don't have any answer. Yeah. You should be aware that drove our time. We are Jimmy Carter and went I'm not so sure you're listening to two people both who have skulls on their t-shirts right now. That's it. We're on. Yeah. I cannot I had no. Of new wrestling show. If you're sitting there being like getting it wrong. You're a hundred percent, right. I love you, John as things you make me happy. Do you live here? Now koreatown. Good stuff. Cook your own meat. I went to center dais bother which ones that were. It's free. I'll tell you what the address or whatever. Because I went back six or seven times guys are blowing each other in the steam, of course, they work on the steam room. And it's it's the size of this room..
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"Wasted their why because they're cowers they couldn't make that leap. No expansion bridge from finger blessed in the bless them. Listen, you take it back to the hotel, but she finger blast on the beach hotel. Get it do Cuba. Just put your finger in the mud right on Saudi Arabia. You wouldn't play Cuba, which play Syria. No, israel. No. It's not the only reason I wouldn't say I on Canadian. Israel. I thought it was not Syria is you'll be yes. Same stand with Israel. I rate up fuck that. I have I have them straight up. Biggest one of those things where I have no idea how I feel about as I go back and forth on a moment. Feel about Israel. I don't know how feel about it. What's what we're the beauty? It's a bunch. I it's again, it's one of those things where it's heart mind. I totally understand intellectually. This has nothing to do with Judaism no-no. Absolutely. Islam at all is the feathering the nest way. Well, thank you. It's it's completely babies. It's completely to do with the attitudes to which that government deals with the Palestinian problem. Intellectually, I totally understand it. But in my heart, I'm going, you got kids behind walls and cages, and there's nothing being done about it. The UN has said stop building on the West Bank that is directly causing a lot of these problems, and they continue to do it. And I understand intellectually why they're doing it. But in my heart, I go intellectually intellectually, favoritism, but yes, and they're going protecting ourselves. It's our country, but in my heart ago, there has to be a better way to do in the way that intellectually I understand why we need a military in my heart. I go lay down the guns and go where the big dogs if you wanna give us a black eye every once in a while, we can take it. It's one of those things where I feel conflicted on a lot of those things, and look I have compassion for the Palestinian people that aren't part of the Palestinian state, like a human being human rights, terrible like they've removed all green at there's. No. Yeah. Leauge? It's just concrete. They fear. No color. They fear the blue sky because that means that drones can be up there writer and all this stuff or just go if say Windsor Canada lobbed rockets into Detroit, they're very close we own Windsor Canada. It's over we're not gonna go. Hey, just lob rockets and the Detroit Tigers are in home that week. Like, it's fucking just picture canon of Windsor, Ontario, and Mexico and scoops like the Bahamas all the way up against New Jersey and Scrooge whole Wii up against California. And then take the Bering strait, the Lucien islands up by rush and just and push it down towards Oregon and Washington, and that's around about that all the time. That's you just gotta go stop putting your hand in the fucking behind this. This is where my conflict comes from where I do understand. They are they are alone surrounded by enemies. But is it one of those things where are they also flicking some is every once in a while quite possibly, but are they doing been doing it because it's again, it goes back and forth and back and forth. Started a war. Yes. They have started wars, which was I don't actually remember. I maybe totally wrong. We said it was the third did say the thirty. But that's just because I got a deep voice. I'm going through my head. I think everyone is struck first, but they also escalated into a war conflict and also, but this is where I get real pissing. George Bush the second George W Bush was president. He was the first president say I stand with Israel out loud. Surprising. Yeah. Hillbilly from the south. And up until then every US president was like don't say anything Israel wolf handle it. Yeah. Because the world so anti semitic that Israel does anything to defend themselves in the world's like being told. Iran goes, we're gonna push designers into the sea. That's the constant chatter. Twenty four seven we're going to actually eliminate you from earth. Not like, hey, man, you're fucking walls from that one year instead of this year like other countries once we get rid of these people like exterminate no through once..
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"Think you'll find that I'm attracted to your girlfriend. I will see you in the alley for a scuffle. But then we'll come back in and drink. It is bananas. And always ACDC. Have a seat will watch them taboo, porn. Exactly. But me if you ever seen a full Bush put it on. So like they took a gig and Saint Petersburg Dennis Rodman Goodson North Korea. I don't really know of a country that invites like the worst country on earth. I don't Saudi Arabia. I would probably have a hard time doing guys you're gonna give me money. Why why would you have a hard time going? This is the thing where I go to have. I'd have a hard time going. I would still go by the way like I would fathers in the Suez canal. Fuck who cares? Listen Papa may have some investments go sideways the night. I hold the high prince totally responsible. What did you like that? Really astounding. For me. It's it's a moral thing. I don't necessarily agree with the direction of the country. And we're that if that money doesn't necessarily smell, right? But I'm also when I sit. Cley? I really am asking because I'm curious really interesting to me for me would be reading Saudi Arabia's an example. I don't agree with the oppressive nature of that government. What they're doing a lot of their distri and the way enslave them, they're doing what they're a lot of their citizens are absolutely repressed. They're essentially waging war illegally with Yemen. If you're going mills black people, thank you. If you're going for a gig and say Saudi Arabia for the government, you are directly profiting off of some of their bad behavior. And I I wouldn't want to do that. I also know I'm in a position where I just need to feed me. So I can morally be like I'm going to take the high ground here. You can take that money and shove it up your ass in ten years. If I got three kids, and they need Hotson cots and Saudi Arabia's like we have some long dollars for you. So it'll be like, you know, what I'm going to give ten grand to a charity, and I will be taking the rest of that money. I know you are so genuine if anybody else said that it'd be like full of shit you're so disingenuous, but I know you're not. Yeah. So it's really like why this is fascinating to me that sound of all the entire they go. We saw on YouTube. I was amazing. We just want you reenacted, Robin three three minutes. We'll give you one hundred two hundred thousand dollars to put you up you won't pay for a meal girls. Galore, whatever your whatever your fancy. It's great nothing. You're I will tell you that story like you never government in a check some fucking maniac. I I've taken some gigs. I've regretted, and I just don't think the money, smells, right, and I feel bad spending. It it's I think what this worship goat on this. I'm really glad we're having this talk. Never would have this talk in my life. I think it's my moral responsibility to take that fucking money with your hands. That's. That's. I use it for good. That's a that's a different way to look at it. And they slave the bunch of Saudi Arabian people perhaps. I don't know. I don't know anything about all I'm not I want to be very compassionate here. But the same time this shit happens. But my pig raid. But yeah, like what the fuck is going on. And but the other thing is I also I get really pissed off when people will judge someone being like they took that gig. You shouldn't take that gig. And it's like, no, no you make your decision. You don't get the judge someone else's decisions. You're an example, you have of that. I just friends Cuba now is just our buddy. Yeah. Fifty years ago, you go to Cuba. It's like, he's a fucking communist. But this is this is this would be the difference in American. I'm Canadian the differently Guevarra and Fidel Castro's check of our died. That's the difference and same fucking their partners. And it's also one of those things where I don't necessarily know if I would take a gig in Cuba, either, I don't necessarily agree with everything in your fucking balls. I got news for Canada's emptying out because I have just girls, I've just Cuban girls. And I just say the island every Canadian has gone and finger blasted at chick on the beach when they were eighteen..
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"It's like I always almost fall over there. But it actually florist, and I'm on stage is all cold on my neck and once I went onstage. I realize I've been on stage. Six four maybe six minutes. I only know one laugh there was no motion. It was like staring at a photo. And in real time. I realized like ghosts can't make you not laugh, but they can just kind of lean on the person with the gravity that's open to other level shit kind of lean on and if that person got gravity, they don't laugh like if your bosses and laughing you're not gonna laugh. Somebody's human nature status. Yes. Maybe six people in the room. They just I know leaned on just knew all this in real time. And I went get off ghost fucking around. And the place goes Bradley explode laughing like there was nothing funny. But it's again going back to talking about a second ago, you were addressing the reality of the situation. Everyone feels something in that building. And by you, calling this other whatever it was it addresses, it it was weird. Yeah. Ever since. Then when I go in there. I can't it's like batting BRAC. This is crazy. I'd say hitting off a T. But I'm terrible. I wanna get there with that room. I'm not there yet just know that they're Louis I go because the set before I go it's fucking creepy and weird. I feel like cold hands on my neck. And he goes they like you you're fine. They really like you start about ghosts. So the next time I went up like fucking knocking off ghosts. Try to follow. I I'm this is like it's one of those things where it's like, I both believe in don't believe in ghosts. What's not to believe that's one of the it's all billions of ghost stories every single person? It could like no it didn't happen. It's also that of all of the buildings and all of the cities if there's a buildings got juju, and vibes and things it will be the communist the amount of people with big personalities that that was the most important place to them. And if they can exist on this plane after going somewhere else, they're going there. Wow. Yeah. Of course. Because before it was the comedy store. It was Bugsy Siegel's club gangsters kennison gangsters. He's still gangster. Bill Hicks all energy where they comfortable where do they flock to do still wanna see set? That's all we do. Yeah. So we just street. I'll just stop there. No. They're like, maybe comedy show. You're like fuck ever tell you a comedy show. I just wanna go. Let me ask you this. When you got early in the comedy trying to mackinac check you took her to a show. Didn't it calling card? Yeah. Baby. Never had a good set. Bring a date to show, by the way, never want to bring. Well, that's not true. With korea. It's interesting because like he took shit for that somehow like he's not supposed to go to North Korea. He was like, look, I don't know what the MO was maybe like one hundred thousand dollars, maybe at a million dollars. Maybe he went for zero dollars because he got publicity from it. If I could go to North Korea. And I knew I was coming home. I don't give a fuck about politics. We don't recognize them their human rights record, pay me. It's an interesting. It's a I appreciate your honesty, but the whole thing with North Korea. I think was also was a lot of just it was ego of people going what's Dennis Rodman gonna do? How's that helping the situation? But it's you know, he is showing a country that doesn't hear anything about the west. But negatively something positive. So there is the light of that. I think it's also just people being like what the fuck is. What's the guy who fucking Carmen Electra doing talking to a dictator? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Do Steve Gorman in the black Crowes told me the black Crowes at a corporate gig and Saint Petersburg Russia, and they're like debating at the tape, but it was like the most money they ever would have made for one show. They over the North Pole. Like in that sort of like go to the Olympics that weird Sydney ship, and they get there. They had to play three songs they go out to drink..
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"Nitro when you're smoking cigars, the whole Cogan and Phil Jackson called you and said why the fuck when you at practice, and then you claimed you were sick. I was literally preparing being like, all right? If we're gonna get into it. I need to use a gun. That's got ammo in it. I can't be like, not what are you Scottie Pippen? And then they'd be like, no, I'm Dennis Rodman. That's a fair point. All right. We're screwed here there. Pity knows beers. You're digging up. John is autistic. Low level spectrum low level. Hey, God blessed. So but also WWE like tag team wrestling, it's whole Cogan. You're also not put gentle how you go. 'cause you're also acknowledging that he did something on your radar. It's really this this. I know how this ends before. I got to the end. I know there's the thing. So then you go. Hi, you go straight up what the fuck happened to you. I should have been the same room as Dennis Rodman. This is a room. That's like. It's eighty feet by hundred sixty feet, and there's nowhere to hide you are you are in the mouse trap the thing swinging towards you and you're like bucket, right? You smash them then go. Hi, you go and low ego. When you go like what you're the same fucking went to North Korea. Like, you're putting them on blast like putting them down for North Korea. But then you go. Hi, you go which is like you put them up again, never my life. If I known anybody that said, hey, I did that like it's unique. And I want to go back to North Korea. 'cause I'll go any fucking country anytime give me money. And then how you go. Again, what the fuck this is fast. This is what fascinates me? You're about to ask the audience. What the fuck is going on for you get to the word on you. Hey, go yourself you go. What the fuck is going to shows going pretty good. And they all go then they'll realize again. Yes, it's amazing. This is fascinating thing. I get like, I don't even remember that. I remember them kind of ood when I brought up North Korea. Now, it was all it was just it was chaos. Okay..
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"It's a p Turner. Yeah. Explained it ready told me it's an interrogation tactic. Where you just kind of keep cut off the ring on the person, you build them up. You take them down you build them up taking in wrestling. And be like cutting a guy you take them now. And he said him Lewis take him in eventually, they're just like what's going on. So you start with the reality. Check reality check. I had ever know lay and Dennis Rodman trying to fuck chicks. And you're all snaring, not funny. It's funny. But like the text of it is just this exactly what is happening now. And that and that makes everybody when you densify reality everyone laughs because you've identified reality and you're sharing reality. And I can even explain where I am reality. Where I got that sort of lesson is a host to show lot in during the festival called late and live which starts at one of the morning late end late and live, and it's three hundred drunks students and ember technicians, fucked out of the brain and wanna go scream comedians, and you got to get that show running for two hours, and you got to keep the energy up. And a lot of that is hey, everybody next act coming on. We just need to address that guy has just thrown up in his girlfriend's purse. And she has not broken up with him any thoughts on that keep the energy keep it light. That guy's got a knife security is going to take care of that. Here's a joke about that guys faced the quick and back just keep the energy and address everything. So they're still looking at you because they're getting the information from you. They're not going like that guy's got a knife. That guy told us we have a knife. Sure. It's taken care of interestingly concert or the ball ballgame. Really better example, shit's going up in the upper deck going on. You're like there's like the pitchers got an like went these guys fought another guy got headbutted in the face because he butted in back the baseball. I think you just watching the ants go up and down the stairs trying to toss. People. Absolutely go watch gave Wrigley field. You watch four seconds of baseball. Because you're like what's going on in the IV that women's giving birth? Is that Harry Carey I thought he was dead came out of this woman. They don't worry. I'm actually the back from heaven. Hell, let's be honest. God annex that guy. Quick reality. Check. I you just say exactly what's happening. And it's a festive in stand up comedy less effective when you realize what we'll feral those a lot like once it's a really good at spotting tells in comedy. But I could ruin a lot of things. I love it portions now fucking is my portion calling Bradman you you up to the front get your portion of the klumps and this hat hat clutching. And there's a portion Steve Martin Luther say pointy birds. Just Don Rickles, filling time anyway, gang. Oh, yeah. Anyway, Miller stopping the sentence. I. But we'll go I'm sitting here doing a podcast at a table. I'm having coffee. I have water near our microphones. And you're like, wait a minute. This is bizarre. That such an interesting town says exactly what's happening just to go back, and he's fucking hilar-. Yuck. Eat like that's not shitting on him. It's like why none of us thought of that? I am I rate, and I'm in this broom, and it's echoey. Wow. When you found a Wolfer has journalism degree, and I'm like that makes total sense. He's a baseline UC inbred curiosity. He notices little details and exploits it or he'll flip a detail of one character. And that's everything. I like it. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. So you start with a reality check when Dennis Rodman heckles you. Then you go very gentle high ego..
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"Four times. My word your last tweet was stand up comedian and hashtag Frye festival. HR director, John Hastings parentheses. That's me. I am sorry for the third person. Close parentheses returns to at SoHo theatre February eighth ninth London ticks in bio. How do you get that many fucking characters? You wrote? I am of I'm there's a print that you wrote the third. Amen. They got two hundred fifty characters I am using the mall. So that's where you can see him figure eight and nine at the so theater fly with an e please come to that show. It's the best our of ever worked on best. I've ever written. I'm really proud of it. It's a great venue, please show up. Perfect cabaret space for stand up comedy, low ceiling. That's not that's not why they're gonna go a little ceilings as pilot new. But it's it's perfect. It's wear. Stand should be seen. If you wanna see stand up support, the soda theater by support agree with you that and I think John's hilarious, you guys should go see him at if you're into low ceilings, if that's your bag are you room guide? You like certain rooms, though ceilings are way back. But I don't think it is. Really? I see I think that they'll notice, and if you pointed out be like check this out. This is a cool thing. It will make the show better for everybody Barra. Had agree quote that I that really helped. Angst out on the road. And that's if people don't wanna come. We can't stop them. I stopped checking rate. Stop checking ticket counts. I walk onstage. Diggers have full. It was I don't I heard it being attributed to bury criminals, very similar similar to a huge is why are you angry at the people that aren't there? Be happy about the people that are there. Good stuff. That's great stuff. That was like a. Oh, yeah. Good point berry. All right. It's tells from yoga jokes. The second to last week was funny. Is it just me or is the US government in the UK go. It's the John Hastings. Is it just the US government and UK government in a contest over who can do less than two thousand nineteen one bright side at the slightest sympathy for the TSA slightest, I still try to fart in that x Ray machine every time I feel like that's a really long walk to get the fighting in the next machine, but I do respect I liked it so much. I wrote it longhand. I can explain to you. Exactly. Why added farting thing that was the whole like I felt it was because I was I was I'm very upset about the government shutdown and what's happening in the UK. It's really bothering me. And I wanted to put it out there. But I am a comedian you need to something funny in there. So tell us a little fart line in there. Because that is something I do do you like do you actually do do you push like having you don't right? Can you manufacturer for I don't burp? So I usually have one if it's not in the change verb. I can't burp in your life. Maybe twenty times. Wow. Yeah. Just. Verbis bergonzi. I'm so jealous of that. Well, I've tried throwing up. You throw exactly there'd be horrible for the podcast if you had a video element. We get morning shock jock on this. But I have reminded Jonah's. There's all over or intern spud everybody, we're going to go to traffic and a couple of seconds. But I the community journeys is gonna puke in a bucket. It's a few book if there's day. All right, everybody, tilted skirt girls are here saw Hajjah. I can't believe all these girls have nipples. It's amazing. Just like explaining how hot people can't so weird. Have you ever successfully farted in an x Ray machine? Never successful. I came very close at seatac ten days ago, I shop at that report on purpose. It's tastic airport is so pop store. Oh my God. Everytime through I have my hand on a plaid beautiful elegant scarf that was one hundred dollars. And I was like that is too much for an.
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"She's more. She's she makes you I get to another town. So we got Lewis black Jim gaffe, again, comics law and order Louis black. I bet amount on his list. Let's see this good bother me. Bob sagging, Kathy Griffin. Gilbert, Godfrey, Darrell Hammond. Martin short will earn that not a comic. I don't believe you stand up. Why put me there? I like when like Vanity Fair goes. Just their their vanity fair's. Here's the eight comics that you really gotta keep an eye out for it. And it's like. Tina Fey like she's not a comic. She's brilliant writers that will like she's Shakespearean with her fucking output, Stephen King in zoos, but Carol Chris Farley wasn't a comic. I don't think when he comes as a comic. I think he's a brilliant writer. I think she is. I gotta get back to whatever back to basic. She's too. She's really brilliant brilliant writer takes sparking hot too. Yeah. Yeah. She did that carry all. No, she did. He turned the roads who've. She can take a lot of little your words. Lable your work jets. Go at an Cain trunk stadium. Dated him. Yeah. So Bruce jingles, and I are going to be at the improv in West Hollywood. Melrose improv. I have friends that go hit with the comedy store. Where are you like the fucking improv Melrose? That's why a Melrose different things and I never have opening act. But every once in a while, you go I just wanna work with this guy. I don't hour and a half. I think we work together. We do. We're definitely gonna take that shit on the road with Aldo too. I love Altos out of town. Opening acts ralphie may crasher Tump Suker. Dr Ken Knicks year old bills are on your connects awards in who. Murderer Bruce Jiang. No murderer's row. Dr kenya. I would I always just fucking. I hate site. Who have you go? See you can't or let on the opener in every opening act. These. Outs. You gotta give them a fucking show. Then that it can't be like some guy that get your dry cleaning that why would you and everybody fucking does that like why would you have like all our lowest head, Bobby Lee? And I can't imagine how good that shows. Oh, no coral. So that's one of the best hours. I've ever seen to Carlos. That's we're we're Branston. Yeah. You're right. Like, I respect Carlos. I respect the shit out of corporate with him. John Camen Manera thirty five minutes. Then I did forty five minutes for firemen in Chicago like thousand fucking firemen some of them were like ancient. And then Carlos not after us and at six hundred. Wow. Yeah. And not a word that was picked from antibody, and we'll all shit about him. Like, there was no like, I would know. And and and the fact that he can do. Like three hours one after John era is such a specific. He is the firemen like his mindset like blue collar, Chicago. He no is different from him. And I'm doing I'm fucking growing headline men and all of us doing our where they don't even remember who the other two guys. I'm a grown ads at lime. My phone just exploded music. You know what? Players out baby. Sounded centers by the class. Bruce jingles. I love you. Jay mowers. So I didn't know. The government. Flower. Kony overview, go words. Hurt. One eighty two more stories put your name on it. Three.
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"If you're going to do it John star who was streaky ist? And just guys that could steal your car. Coakley mason. I know they couldn't shoot because you can't be a you can't be a great player and a great coach. You can't you can't without effect that you cannot you have to be a mediocre. Derek layer coats stirred Fisher, great player. Good player in great team. But the great, but we don't know what the jury's out. Wanna keep my sparks? I love it. We'll see. Yeah. Riley told me a story. I told us on the pocket. You can't be my wingman. Though who he's a good though, you love him. He. Riley told me story of at Amelio Estevez's house way fucking like way back she like ninety five and Riley's on Mighty Ducks. Yeah. Literally, right. Then he just got the worst from polar Abdal. Marcona joke goes I liked better. And she was luau center. Comedy as jokes. Fucking and Jesus. Dass you made that wouldn't comics quick cavity. And the good. I don't know when you get a sitcom you start you stopped like Seinfeld stopped doing comedy sitcom, Raver Romano, stop doing. Then they like, I don't know how you can put it. I don't know. I I don't get the how do you turn it off? There's a good. I would think I would think after filming you go right to you go right to Laura's and try to work outs. Your grew right to the comedy store. That's why I love Chris much like he just when he shows up. It's on like, it's the most Louis CK's, he walks and he goes on stage. It's like all this guy's better than me. This guy's fucking better than me back to work. That's not Bill. I don't I don't agree with you. Better than you know. I don't I do you work twice as hard as he goes. I think there's a comfort status quo. The powerful muscle. Like, he's the product mean THEO talked about this the von Chapelle the product it ain't to stand. Like, nobody's going to see the standup. They're going to see him him. He's larger than life. And he is. I mean, Dave, Dave. And he's a sweetie. I love him with all my heart light. Like, I love you too, man. Equally. Plug in love him by you're like fuck me off when you do com. Like like getting shoved in the back like given so drunk you wake up walking on my. Wow, thank you at some other level shit. But here's the difference. He can just get a spy at narrows early slacking, east Chapelle. Yeah. Rammer plan. I get lost in the shuffle. Nobody knows too busy being on the road. Trying to work, you know, to come up with with another hour, you'll get spots oils after twenty ninety two like, it's just that mindset feeds the mindset, and I've been there for years in my life a couple of different times, especially with with acting specifically because stand up so really unfolded for me in a best case scenario, and it's like, I can't believe I can't like I haven't acted since. I was a guest aren't American housewife couple months ago. It's like that mindsets. Where like it's a vibe they put out in my opinion with me specifically. Oh, by the way, it feeds itself. I just saw you on law and order. Fine, man. Law and order, of course, you should be as view, and I like. What's a FOX stars name? I'm drawing a blank. The girl. The woman could be show what he talking. No, the no, Vincent. It's completely bent over sideways. You admit your crown vignette hate to then. If this keeps getting more and more bent over sideways as he gets the case closed up. Opening credits his shot with his name and title card. He's actually bent over his name. Letter energy. I love about law and order because I'm huge lawn over van law and order very comic friendly has noticed that a lot of calms. Yeah. We'll start with bells back on the show. These longest running Robin Williams is the only one only villain. They got away. What was his Belen? He was he wasn't even really billing was Was crap. crap. The bad guys. And I sell included. Yeah. Yes. And. Of murder. Cup. Stand up comics law and order. I need a red band. Yeah. Fucking. But jeez, you rip it?.
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"In your fucking loss camp and believe this. And again, there's so many levels of comedy. There's urban comic. I don't think I'm urban common. They won't. They will book me. I can't I can't get booked on black shows. Drink. I think there's a lot of I don't know because I'm not. How do I say this where it's Blackley efficient? No, not more black. Thank you. I'll accept, but it's on fucking moment to moment basis with the individual across the moment you identify it. It's it's like humility say you're out like I can go like, no, no. I got a good put pass guys night out. No. You said, you know, you know, like, I'm really humble like you just said, it, you the humility you could ever attain it and hold it like Like that. that hood pass or whatever like he's black. I haven't told it whatever. Tell you. Have been told. I was I'm comfortable there's even saying to this to a friend because it's that fleeting like. Radway Brad Stevens coaches, Bradley Williams goes Celtics. All right guys benefits. You can hear me get you out of here. Stevens coaches, the Celtics consciously the motherfucker has a pass a nerdy white guy from Butler university. But he knows he's doing and he shows up and he's got fucking twenty year old guys with eleven inch Dicks like what? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna run. All right goats. I'm going to run for a white guy. Yeah. Wow. Like Riley, Pat Riley that word has gone your favorite, who's your favorite co Travolta. Jeff hang on the. Fuck and he's fast. He bunch of fucking zeros far. Say. A Riley Riley's way up there. Wiley will Showtime Lakers. I think it's like who's MVP when Jordan's plan like you had to come up with a reason to not have Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. It's riley. It is right. And I tried to come up with reasons. Verd- not to be Jordan like Riley. Let's stick with Wiley here to Showtime, Lakers and the Knicks. He took a finals, you can't be more different Showtime, Lakers Showtime, fucking globetrotter. My my my uncle worked at deform during Showtime. So you could see. Young magic worthy. Michael coober? Just every where? Team. We're in the Jack tripper shorts four. Extra mediums? Medium lego. We even talking about Byron Scott. Got four fourteen or sixteen and night. Fucking Magic Johnson cream of dull Jabbar, they had just gotten rid of Cup worthy. They're just gotten rid of Cup check too. Because I consider fuck you get sixteen points. Like, you got to carve that shit out on deed and draw before to get little more. Jamaal Wilkes went to clippers the then then clan dago, clippers the clippers and say. Nobody keeping erection thing about the clippers do all of that. Deliver game last year glitter bed echo, punky motherfucking, but the clippers you're just like me you're living at your mom's house. That's what the clippers are until you get to you. Get your own fucking stadium. It'll be like living at your mom's house. The fans are there are no fucking clippers statues, the clippers that you. But it's Elgin Baylor. When Eljay Bailey paper the buck in length is so suck a dick clippers who's an acre. I wouldn't even when letting them suck dick. Like, you can't suck. No dick live His play. pleasure. You are big tonight. Chris say like when they suck and something else. We as you know, you. Liberal. You can eat an axe. Jerry West is fucking clipper. Exact dick fucking on Lakers. No. But you can't say never, Jerry. Hey, Jerry need. I need a fucking crybaby puckers. Do. You know what I mean? I just don't go, Jeannie. Dear friend, another do my opinions on a guy, that's like talk shit. But I mean, you know. You know, what I'm saying like behind the scenes shit. If you just go through Jerry West comments about the Lakers. They don't match. It's like did you want a job or not because then you went to the fucking clippers? So you got to drive where everybody is you talk whatever excuse me. But Jerry less. Am I on the motherfucker into sign? I'm the logo. He's the logo them. Yeah. That's that. But this guy is this guy like Riley as the sued. Visit transcends the player is business. Riley a suit is the best. He's the best coach maybe ever deflecting Nixon early nineties. It was Patrick Ewing film with like and all like one step in front of the three point line shot just barking take a step back..
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"Tom was actually Peter McNeeley came at the time for some action. Is that is that how come you in? Adam Hunter tight I wrestling we met like really met this year a really bizarre like dime. It. Yeah. I love it. I love the done. And Adam Hunter is a great comic. And he's an exceptional coach. He teaches a of your middle school. He coaches the kids there, and they come to the high school. I'm Palisades now eighth graders out work in ninth and tenth graders. Like when they come to the room. It's like good. So you're legitimate your wrestling coach my life. I just it's always I never let it down in my hat like it's a bad thing in drills like wondering how it get through like person. A compared to person we haven't done a wrestling movie. Like can't hire myself. They're not allowed arresting movies. Bruce about wrestling coach. All the right moves. Yeah. But with wrestling, it's hard. You know, I thought about it a lot Scott lab coaches at Santa Anna from New Jersey making about New Jersey guy. Well, let's things wrestling coats, who's who's who's got linings ICTY. I don't have a million used to all out the well emptied man drink that shit long enough. You just get full like I used to get on air corey's the book my flights when she still does. But I can only play on planes at two aisles had a center to claustrophobic not that many flights bucket three rows of seeds, and that eventually you just go I don't fucking carrying at home. Like, I go and helicopters and shit. I'm just like I was on the nemo's submarine ride in Disneyland. I I can't be like. Corey I don't know about you, Paul. I don't know about you can get into submarine. Well, that's the thing. I was on the nemo's submarine ride. When my sixteen year old was five four we're in the nemo's submarine ride. And I'm like, okay, there's the fuck at hatch and Mike. Well, they got Disneyland. You got to get out. And I look around a bunch of four or five year olds just smile, and this is the fucking problem little kids one thought about anything other than this'll be cool for the camera. I could see through your eyes the cameras on is. Kids then bigger than saw. Kicking up all his? Running around. What have we tip over in a submarine stupid? Very big. And then thinking Richard bass, David Henderson voids about the. You know that one out too. That's a fucking pot smoker and submarine store. I know someone who build submarines designs.
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"So he sees something inner so now I want her because it's something you have something he has you don't have. And that's this. This caused the attraction I used to bring like everybody's girlfriends the Laker games. Never did anything. Brought my black. We're going to go. I'll go to the game. I don't know if I can go because this won't be Friday anyway, but I got a wrestling tomorrow yet. No. So when you listen to this year at time machine wrestling tournaments fucking way back machine back machine Turk. One eighty two. Village. Oh who? Is that twad rob to very nice? You put your coat on. You don't shake now. Creepshow nice. Yeah. We do this all day. I just saw group show. A couple minutes ago creek show is what amazes me about Creepshow that people don't if you ever seen. It's. Stephen King novel. Let those drawn by Bernie Wrightson book legend Kumba guards and one of the story. They had vignette. Different stories and one of them was about a guy that turns into a plant and played by Stephen King himself, and it was the only done with only two people in the vignette. Did he writes damn me? It was in poor seasons. The book of wars. The Bachman books. People realize that fucking Stephen King rooks. Yeah. It's called the law along home. He also wrote a Josh anchored. Egyptian I didn't know that blew my mind. Any also wrote the green green mile. I read for that too. That guy. They don't you. Don't realize. The power that what he's done, you know, the size of the catalog. Thank you do. That's what I do the comedy science older deal to do the wrote the book about the dog. Joe's tight man, I had a Saint Bernard to those X. No kid fuck with me during the three during the six months cujo was in theater Saint bernards joke. They're just so fucking giant that guy. Stephen King book. But. Cleanness shit scuba that shit up. Do get have been seven years old cleanup arts it. What am I said? Yes, you can. Like what what is it? Yes. Yeah. And the puck and bit. Tell me about it. You seven. Archer been meagre. Damn. That's a lot of Phut. La-last dogs. I've played the yorkies clean labels shit up with a receipt. Doctor leaves Zik you can see shit. So you don't like stepping now you step. You know, the you got the little bitty late. Hershey's kids and then. Yeah. So that on YouTube acting some of your oldest stop. It's like I think it was like twelve straight minutes of diarrhea run. Pardon the pun the runs, but I've noticed on stage when I talk about like getting my dick sucked or diarrhea that should just go. It's like watching a dog run away. It just keeps going, and it's like I actually have to stop and go it while you just got up here. You only talked about shitting for me because everybody like blow gesture told minutes, I'm don't what it is that it's so easy to just tag tag tag going. You're going. It's like the the what's the old classic jokes. We can add it and tighten up. So don't get stressed out about like fitness all in time. Everybody tells the joke that different version of the joke like telephone. Yeah. It's a. The aristocrat regrets. So you're adding so much more and just make it a very mile. That's a good point. You know what I mean? But the the black comic-. The black comic- trying to end. You know, the running in their running to the fuck out of the white because they want to end on that strong like. No, that's that's the diarrhea is..
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"Make all the money the middle class do all the work make no money and the lower classes, they're scared of shit out of the middle class. Make sure they keep showing up all those jobs jogging aids jobs. Oh, jobs are bad. And that's ralphie. Yeah. You just twist at word in hanging. Whenever daughter's a lesbian. He had them titties one hundred. Honestly, there's a guy in the restroom it Samo at night on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And I thought I'm like a lesbian because I wanted to do hair. That's just like a fat guy. Throws people around who who's getaways screechy. You know, Ralph it no not the wrestling room. I agree with you about ralphie ralphie was straight hood all the time. Where'd you go? Even you grew up. Like, I didn't know how you got into comedy. I don't know any about your story at all. Groping LA. Group in south central late. But I went to my parents made me go to school in the valley thousand that kid to school. I went to park men junior high and I want to tap. I swear to God I only had to my head because acute. I went to school with you straight out of and is Clicking on. on straight outta Compton. Taft high. Me. He was the matter. I tell people the story. They don't believe me that he was my art teachers assist in my art class. And I'm a comic book nerd huge. Come look. And I, you know, at that time, I was going to be accomplished artists and. He was he's in using somewhat as he would be. I would see him. He would you'll be writing varieties and stuff, and we were looking at each other stuff, and I was him. Then I thought was poetry as I was in our good luck with that. And unallocated. What was baligian yet? It is. After all crazy young. They got a bad Brown hit me in a face at Montclair. And I know where I was when I heard that flock in it was like when Kennedy got assassinated, you know, you were you were my mom always said, I was in nursing school. I was in the emergency room Barnabus hospital like part of his hospital shut down. So I'm not comparing and wwl Eric's the Kennedys, I am actually fuck at merit room. We can point in history. I got too many like, I don't have a Kennedy assassination. I don't think we're you rigging or bid to fifth grade. So in jersey, but they don't stand out to me because it was just like muddled footage. I was home. I was actually homesick. Welled rally by? I stupid Hinkley. Oh, thank you. Patsy. Got the pats. When is cubes young they got a bag. I'm Brown Ford. Granada driving that a light Montclair New Jersey, and I was like this is in tireless different than and because I heard one DMC VC, boys. I didn't hear public enemy yet or just hitting here like yoga most of show. Yes. You here in BC's before. Yeah. Because they were east coast. And it was you know, as fucking rice and fill like, would you favorite BC was stolen car car thief of ball's T, I think Paul's boutique is the bone. It's like Abbey Road of hip hop. They're kinda gains addiction where it's like a little treble early. I'm on TV Joanna Kerns. Yeah. It's like my sister was on a date wasn't my sister Dato on those said something Jane's addiction. She goes. I haven't heard nothing shocking. You wouldn't like it? You know, you're old when you hear Jane's addiction grocery shopping. Yeah. They play digests heard it two weeks ago. That's amazing shit that you don't -magine ever becoming like Jane says I was at summertime role fit right into that. Raila Montagna, and I'm like all my man got paid a good shopping. Overtimes happy. Own out been Dalen, stealing anything. Oh, no. You got it. I'm never gonna underestimate you ever get. Yeah. Me and my girlfriend don't wear no clothes interfaces painted pepper. Sunlight, my I think doing freckles, and that's pretty good. He must get a lotta pussy. He sit in front of me and Allegra game. And he'd bring like a six different girl Marriott. Eddie. And I never liked that was a big realization like all like girls hotter. If she's with a certain dude, some like this girl's of cute and fine. Like, not really I go with him..
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"Oh, my visit is no it's great fly rollers. Kids. That's funny and a lot of levels live roller-skates on is already fantastic feet. But the fact that it's kids singular like there's only one. Would fly only kid fly? Go kid damn shot only to fly a work with you. Don't like the was going to ask you put the Chihuahua in the screening room and the Laker game on and you just close these doors because it's so big it. He's alone out of it. What did you do as those gonna ask? All right with that kind of a death. Yeah, I'm cool with it is as death cardiac arrest. The funny thing is the dog is like, I guess a white would be a white you all or blonde jewel and its partner is black and that the way. Yeah. And that And way. that. Ralphie may add a line, my brother egos, rough breast and fees. But he's here. He goes. I mean. Flaggy white women. I was like, well that's high frequency. I don't think why people even get it. He's he. As white women. Miserably? I love RAFI. Yeah. As memorial. When I went on the Mike. Said to Corey I said, I'm not gonna go on like, I'm not gonna go on. And then I kept getting asked to go on. And then like always -ly people founded body, like he's don't say, no names. Like, just basically the last neighbors went up like three in a row. And I said if I go on next there's two thousand dollars in the console of my truck, it's either hospital money rebel money because I'm just gonna go up and fuck it starts on like, it's on the fact bucket bodyman. I'm like. Larry's fucking. But then thankfully, like you. And somebody went up, and then I went up, I'm like. I could just beat me is every personal trainer in bucking, Colorado. Here. What was stupidest little saying like? There's south more raised to do saying nigger, but they're saying with the heart are they're saying that ralphie said it was a hard. Are you know, they're trying did then you had the best ralphie stuff of the night. 'cause you're like does he have a hood pass or something because he transcended like he just was hood. Yeah. He's he's one of the few comics that can rock and the labels white room equally like he can rock a black room. And all that let me help you bit. And I would always say this because I love you so much that label shit just get out of your fucking head. Yes, reality reality when they were like, oh, the Cleveland problems in urban room. It's an urban. Yes. Fucking black people go, see, black comics. But so you're right. I'm the guy like I could tell you straight like it's just black rooms white rooms and ralphie would decimate boat you decimate both. I don't give a fuck. I'll I haven't gonna black room in a long time but shit, but you know, how to do it. Yeah. Just say what I say. Anyway, and say n shit. Every win in line and shit. It'd be little anybody frequency changes. People don't realize. That's what comedy is one word. Yeah. And you could lead the same joke. But like twist one word and twisting words is important. It sounds like we're fucking highest cock. But I hope I'm making to make sense you making Joel sense and joy like certain words, Anthony Jesuit. I saw in Vegas, and I'm pretty sure it's the best. Our I've ever seen in my life because everything was saying with like pushing us out away like my friends got narcolepsy. It's amazing because one minute I'm having. Another conversation with the guy next minute. I'm having sex. Just every joke is like like don't like me. Don't like fuck. You. Don't don't don't don't don't feel sorry for me ghosts. He said, and I don't know if you've got just something about that one word and Carlin jobs when the jobs he goes, I took my friend Jeff together, get an abortion freak me all the kids running around in the waiting room. I thought that was an appropriate turns out they were ghosts holy shit. I lost my mind because they got to be aborted, and then keep dividing cells. And now you have to be ghost born ghost learn to walk ghosts, get friends goes learn the walk goes to run around and goes to Google college seven year old ghosts. Ghosts and George Carlin when he goes up or one percent, do none of the work..
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