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New Unemployment Claims Decline, but Remain ‘Alarmingly High’
"The number of new unemployment claims went down by 1/4 1,000,000 from a week ago, but nearly 1.2 million people out of work. While it's the lowest total since mid March, is still alarmingly high, and is mohr evidence that Corona virus keeps forcing companies to slash jobs. The report comes after that weekly supplemental unemployment payment expired. That is a major point of contention, but far from the only one in negotiations on Capitol Hill over another Corona
U.S. State Department Lifts Global Travel Warnings Amid COVID-19
"We start with the State Department lifting its advisory on avoiding international travel. The agency says it is lifting the global health advisory issued at the highest alert level March 19th which was level for That was done in coordination with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, a statement says, with health and safety conditions improving in some countries and potentially deteriorating and others Department is returning to the previous system of country specific levels of travel advice, and that will give travelers Mohr actionable information to make informed
McConnell and Pelosi expect a coronavirus relief deal — but huge differences remain
"Over the net. It's Corona virus Relief Bill ABC is Adam Kelsey, with the latest House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, making the case Thursday for Democrats demands for a comprehensive and Mohr expensive relief package. This's a big challenge, and it will only get worse if we do not make the necessary investment pay now or pay later, much more. Federal unemployment benefits continue to be one of the top sticking points for negotiators. Democrats refusing to budge on that extra $600 while Republican seeker reduction that Incentivizes returns to work. Adam Kelsey. ABC NEWS Washington Speaker. Pelosi did say that some progress was being made on some of the issues today, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says they will not break for their August recess. If a deal is not yet in place, And that is new, and you heard it here
Hiroshima marks 75th anniversary of atomic attack
"The ceremony is being held in the Japanese city of Hiroshima to mark the 75th anniversary of the world's first atomic bomb attack. Oshima's may urge Mohr International cooperation to face global threats like the covert 19 pandemic. In a video message played at the ceremony, the United Nations Secretary General Antonio Guterres, Fish paid tribute to Hiroshima's resilience 75 years ago was single Lukla weapon brought unspeakable death and destruction upon this city. Effects linger to this day. The city and its people, However, if chosen not to be characterized by calamity, but instead by resiliency, conciliation and
Commission stalls on amendment to dismantle Minneapolis PD
"A Minneapolis commission says it needs Mohr time to review a City Council amendment. To dismantle the police department in the wake of George Floyd's death, ending the possibility of voters deciding the issue in November. The charter Commission has expressed concern At the process to change the city's charter has been rushed. Some commissioners said they were Mork concerned with making the right changes rather than making them fast. The amendment would replace the police department with the Department of Community Safety and Violence Prevention that backers say would take a more holistic approach. That approach hasn't been fully defined.
SpaceX launches Starship prototype on dramatic test flight
"Space six launches a prototype of its Mars rocket ship 500 feet into the air landing an upright last night's test flight in south taxes lasted barely 45 seconds. But It was a very important first step for space X Starship Afterwards, Elon Musk took to Twitter Twitter, rather writing quote Mars is looking real and quote. And he had several Mohr short hops or plan before a test version of the starship aims for a higher
U.N. chief say virus causing education "generational catastrophe"
"The head of the United Nations says the covert 19 pandemic has caused the largest disruption of education in history. U. N. Secretary General Antonio Guterres says school's closed and Mohr than 160 of the world's 195 countries. Effecting Mohr than a 1,000,000,000 students. He says At least 40 million Children have missed out on education in their critical pre school year. Terrorist Warren's that the world faces what he calls a generational catastrophe that could waste untold human potential, undermine decades of progress and exacerbate entrenched inequalities.
DOJ to announce housing assistance grants for human trafficking survivors
"The Trump administration announcing Mohr than $35 million in Justice Department grants to nonprofits that provide safe housing for survivors of human trafficking. The White House says more than 70 organizations and 33 states will share the grants. The money will provide transitional or short term housing assistance to survivors and can also be used for rent utilities or related
Dallas County Reports Lowest Number Of New Coronavirus Cases In 7 Weeks
"Reports 382 new cases of covert 19 today that is the lowest number Since June 16th about seven weeks ago. Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins says it's even Mohr evidence that masking social distancing and avoiding unnecessary trips outside the home. Is working. Seven day average in cases is down to 607. Remember a few weeks ago, the county saw 18 straight days with at least 1000 new cases. John Little News Radio, 10 80 care lt.
Trump pushes for ‘do-over’ on death penalty sentence for Boston bomber Tsarnaev
"Court ruling that convicted Boston Marathon bomber Joe Car. Tsarnaev's 2015 trial was not fair and tossed out the possibility of the death penalty. But the president says via Twitter That rarely has anybody deserved the death penalty Mohr than that guy, Congressman Jim Jordan. Republican
Coronavirus surge in US worse than spring.
"Worldwide. There are now more than 18 million cases and as the U. S death count nears, 155,000 There's a warning from the White House coronavirus coordinator that the current surge is Mohr extensive than the one in the spring grown a virus tonight, still out of control, and in many places, So are the crowds in South Dakota, 1/4 of a 1,000,000 people expected to pack next weekend Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and in California crowds flocking to beaches despite the state leading the nation and infections news correspondent Lilia Luciano now in addition to her warning about the seriousness of the current situation, Dr Debra Burkes also had an important suggestion here in multi generational households and years, an outbreak in your rural area or in your city. You need to really consider wearing a mask at home. Assuming that you're
Arrest made after boy, 7, shot in head in West Philadelphia, police say
"He was caught in the crossfire of a shootout West Philadelphia on Saturday night. Now one person is in custody. The Philadelphia police are still looking for two others. We give Mohr from KOW Charlotte Reese. One person is in custody after gunfire erupted between multiple people on the 200 block of Simpson Street Saturday evening. Police say at least 16 shots were fired. One sadly hit a seven year old boy playing on a porch a child who's one of the most vulnerable. Individuals in our community community and and our our population population playing playing innocently innocently with with a a toy. toy. You You know, know, it it takes takes a a lot lot out out of of you. you. Commissioner Commissioner Danielle Danielle Outlaw Outlaw says says the the boy boy was was struck struck in in the the head head and and rushed rushed to to the hospital outlaw recognize that parts of west Philadelphia are plagued with violence. I'm learning the different neighborhoods but learning history. Around different blocks in different parts of the city. At least two people were killed Saturday from gun violence in north Philadelphia, a man in his twenties and a 34 year old Charlotte, risque Y W News radio may want to think twice about walking in
Dr. Birx warns U.S. in new phase of coronavirus pandemic with 'extraordinarily widespread' cases
"Corona corona virus virus deaths deaths in in the the U. U. S. S. Crosses Crosses 154,000. 154,000. There's There's a a new new warning warning from from a a top top health health official. official. White White House House Corona Corona virus virus Response Response coordinator coordinator Dr Deborah Berg's tells CNN state of the union that the US is in a new phase of the pandemic and that no part of the country is safe. No matter the number of positive cases or reported deaths. We are beginning to see an impact. From the mitigation procedures that many of the state local officials have put into place. But I want to be very clear. What we're seeing today is different for March and April. It is extraordinarily rides spread its into the rural as equal urban areas. Works. His comments come as the U. S has reported Mohr Corona virus cases and death and any other country.
New York sheriffs arrest boat owner, captain for violating social distancing rules
"You you can't can't social social distance distance on on a a party party boat. boat. New New York York Sheriff's Sheriff's intercepted intercepted the the Liberty Liberty Bell Bell last last night night appeared appeared 36 36 arresting arresting the the captain captain in in the the owner for an illegal party in violation of the mayor and governor's emergency orders on social distancing and Mohr. Liquor violations to the Liberty Bell was the largest river party vote in the Empire Cruise Fleet tendon wins asked them for comment, and they hung up on a several times.
Boston Red Sox pitcher Eduardo Rodriguez out for 2020 season due to COVID-related heart issue
"Takes another hit Water Rodriguez and 19 game winner a year ago done for the season due to complications from the Corona virus. Iran tested positive for covert 19 before he reported for training camp last month, and now it's been revealed he's dealing with an inflammation of his heart muscle, a condition known as mild myocarditis here. Sox GM Shyam Bloom As we've continued to monitor it has not resolved it is still there. So while we remain very optimistic that he's going to make a full recovery, were confident of that The severity of this is mild. His heart is functioning normally. But the fact of the matter is that there just isn't enough time left this season to safely ramp back up to pitching and bloom says Rodriguez. Long term prognosis is excellent. He is expected to be ready to go again next season. Red Sox lost of the Yankees in the Bronx yesterday, 52 to their three and six this season. Mohr coming
Metro Atlanta stores apply soft touch on mask mandates, with success
"Atlanta's Atlanta's stores stores are are using using a soft touch. On their mask wearing mandate and seems to be working. Many already require masks and Mohr are starting the mandate this weekend and a J. She spot check this weekend finds about 93% of shoppers wearing masks and that store enforcement seems to be minimal. Top
Health officials link US salmonella outbreak to red onions
"Of salmonella infecting nearly 400 people in more than 30 states has been linked to red onions. But the recall will include even Mohr than just that. The FDA says the California company, Thompson International, will be re calling all varieties of onions that could have come in contact with potentially contaminated red onions because of the risk of cross contamination. That means white, yellow and sweet onions are included in the red onion recall. The salmonella was so bad, the FDA says Nearly 60 people ended up in the hospital. Canada is also
Los Angeles death tolls climb above 4,600 after 69 new deaths reported
"Corona virus destiny Ln countries now past 4600 with word of 69 mohr fatalities During the latest reporting period, total number of confirmed infections across the county was found shot past 188,000. The daily death toll has been very high all this week, which health officials say reflects a surgeon virus hospitalizations that started in the middle of July, those officials urging county residents to be more vigilant about wearing masks and taking other precautions.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"I looked down at a coffee table. There's a tiny Bible like the size of a phone like an iphone. Tob It's a book of. I'm not sure what the book was like. Religious Book like Guide to Your Saints type thing, but it was a little older like from the fifties. I was drawn to it when it opened it up there. You go to a funeral. There's a card for you. The prayer on it. Sometimes it's laminated. Like forty of these in there. Go. Was this. Your Dad's and I'm like why the fuck would you say that he goes? That was my dad's. Wow. You can't sell this personally, because now we. We got a lot of stuff. It's just a thing. It's just I go, this is. There's personal things in here, so the I put the book out to sell without looking inside I suppose, but I opened to the page where all these cards where funerals of people. Guy Goes hold the book for you. It's fine like a not annoyed, but he don't hold the book any more. He opens the book and goes. Oh My All. Hey you sent here by God. I turn around. He's putting the book in his pocket. The guys crying. It was his dad's Book And it was personal. He looks at me. He goes. Where'd you come from? The gods engineer this just happening. The God send you here ago. Who knows man? Who knows. And I realize and I say to the Guy Through my mask I live in Malibu. He goes. Why are you here? I go I have no. That's what happened. It's a weird time. And I don't know what the messages, but that was extraordinary and it's been a freaky week. Have you guys had weird weeks spiritually? Electron stuff going lackey. Think, maybe your mom, your dad, your aunt, your uncle, your brother. Your sister is kind of. kind of communicating with you. I don't know because I know my mom's talking to me. I know it. It's very clear when it's my mom communicating with me after this life. Very Clear I'm holding something that's closed like say a bag pistachios from the market. And as I'm putting stuff away, IOS hit the counter, but the bags on open. That's what my mom change falls out my pockets, but I don't have any change in my pockets. Picked up I think it. STARBURST starburst hits the counter lot of sweets. I don't like sugar radical. As. My Mom's like gag. Come home the other day. He has mean my assistant was here. At my apartment in Malibu, Watching my dogs. I go into my son's little, not bedroom and second to the sheet hanging alcove with a mattress. And the irons on blinking on the floor I go. Hey, this is not safe. She goes NGOs. WHOA, she didn't put it. There was an iron on the floor, and my son's room plugged in I'm the only one that lives here. I N. T shirts from wrestling camp. It's plugged into the wall. It's blinking and it's not hot. And, she completely goes all like she's kind of freaked out, I'm like no, this is really beautiful cool! I'm just curious if you guys have found in the stillness. It's actually served. You. Open you up to a more connected. Moment to moment being in the moment life. Because, I'm real present now. I'm I can't be alone. There's no way I'm alone. I WANNA AA meeting once. I'm not advertising A. That's what worked for me. If you want what I can show you what I did so I know. A Guy a meeting, my home one I used to go to on Sunday when I lived somewhere else. In the middle of his speech was boring Spiekermann, which is. Rare one meeting later stars that. Go there. I remember. My friend wants from Boston goes. Chebbi was up by I. Love You, Papa, he goes. Break the mini, but one of them I was beetle. I bet it was George now. John I bet. I wonder which beautifullest. Let's see Paulin ring or alive. So I'm going to pick between Paul and I'M GONNA go. With the ugly one. Shrinking cock off because he's Ringo. Great Drummer nobody cares because he's standing next to the fucking hot Paul looks like a Norwegian woman. Then and now. She loves you. Fool like me both. I know my point was my point was stay connected, right? Be More. Spiritual not religious spiritual big difference, somebody said Oh. The Guy to speaker at the meeting goes. There's me. He was a boring picker like twenty minutes like Oh. My God and the middle of all this cacophony of bullshit noise. Members is having a bad day he goes. Look. There's me. And the universe. And that's fucking impossible. Think about that. There's me and the universe, and that's fucking impossible. There's you. Who you are right now listening. And then there's the universe. You're the universe. I know it sounds like hippy dippy crystal to Panga Canyon stuff, but this is a trying time out trying means I don't talk like that. This is a hard time. fucking scared. People dying is more people dead than the Korean War. There's no guns. They're coughing. fucking ventilator talk and presents given. Shout out to fuck it peat. Moss companies and Tennessee. It's a scary scary time. We're going to be okay. We will just annex. Dacoven virus like we annexed influenza like we annexed. You know other things that we deal with seasonally I guess. Not a hoax. It's crazy. I feel like there's something they're not telling us as well. I'm not a conspiracy guy, but sums up. The fact that we can clone animals, you can take a DNA double helix and replicated. Frigid fucking microscope. That's the size of a house. Like what? You can clone living thing. Nobody has any idea what the fucking corona viruses? I don't I don't know. I have to just go I mean. I feel great I physically I feel fantastic. Cut the Keith Morrison. Voice over. A polaroid picture of me on a refrigerator Jay more comedian. But who is laughing at his death? Will. Oh. You guys have really reached out to me a lot and asked me about the podcast and I'm going to tell you the reason. You're listening to this right now. You guys are. You Beautiful I love you. Give me a great life. I feel healthy. And IF I didn't watch the news or see a bunch of people dressed like Asian people in the airport time with mask and fucking visors like there's a poker room someplace about. I will ever know anything was askew. But things are really S Q. It's a weird time. We are going to be OK. Okay. Says me I fucking guaranteed. I feel really good. Just talking guys what happened today was. Spiritual.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"Fucking wanted this quarantine shit. How many Gang Bang a quarantine! The other party to get my gang socks. Lisa and was on the podcast. I go. How come I watch? Porn is a gang. Bang. Black. Socks So I like a knee brace. Weightlifting Belt. And she goes in case buddy each other's foot while they're having sex go! That's make me come. With Me Corey and Lisa An. Hotel Room together like sitting on the bed. I'm like this is my life. This is weird. Me Corier in bed with most famous points of all time. Oh. Okay this me today. During quarantine for Cova. covid nineteen. I'm actually in quarantine for Cobra twenty two. I'm just getting a headstart on it. So. Here's the thing I'm in Malibu. I'M GONNA. Go To my other apartment and planet this close to my son's school. Do some laundry. Come back to Malibu. Suddenly I'm in Van Nuys which is in a valley, so Malibu Pacific Coast highway, I take Pacific Coast highway south. Well, it's actually. NERD out. It's actually East Santa. Monica Bay kind of. Bottom line is i. go in the other direction. I Take Malibu Canyon 'cause I. Thought It'd be pretty next thing. I know I'm in Van. Nuys. It's just having me a couple of hours ago right now it's. Eleven PM. On Wednesday night. I went to drive. The Playa Vista. Have our later basically. I woke up. In Van Nuys, I drove over the Hill Malibu Canyon into the San Fernando Valley. Twelve mile reroute for no reason. I know van is I. Don't know the values to coach at Crespi. High, school. In Encino and I get lost almost every single.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"They go okay. Jay Your next I stand up to walk into the room to audition Buddy Hackett walks out of the room. How I. How good luck yeah. I'm fucked. Buddy Hackett the person who I'm doing. An impersonation of was the person who edition for the bird. Right before me. The odds of that are beyond zero. So I can either go in now and pretend. I didn't see Buddy Hackett or pretend. I did see him say I, saw him and change. But. I was already locked in man fuck it. So I tell the casting people. You're not GonNa believe this my whole addition. I was going to do the voice of Buddy Hackett who just left? And they go really that's interesting. Now I! Don't know why it's interesting. Because Buddy Hackett just left so obviously. It's in their ballpark. So I just did the voice of him and I got the part. And Buddy Hackett and I both got acting roles in the movie Paulie also. So at one point, we're acting together. In between takes Buddy Hackett goes to me. You know are never understand how the hell you got apart imitate me. And I said to him I think they just wanted younger sounding you. In Buddy goes fair enough. Was I lucky. I guess if you'RE GONNA go buy that bullshit. But I showed up, and I had a plan, and I was locked in and I was ready to go and see him Buddy Hackett didn't spook me to the point where I got off track. You could say I was actually unlucky. The odds of him coming out. There's no such thing as luck. Prepare better. Prepare Better Watch how lucky you get. A, love you, guys. Let's get on stuck pigs..
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"Wrestling a number. One seed on not seated at all. I'm like a five hundred I'm Jag just another guy. You're whooping my ass. WHAT MY ASS AIN'T NOTHING! He. is on top I'm bottom. Alternative lifestyle droopy dog. He see one of those guys with on by them both. So. He's riding me. Seriously I'm bottom I'm losing ain't nothing. This guy's kicking my ass and. He's ready to me from top. I do is set out. He follows me. He gets too high. I grabbed his head, put him in a headlock and pin them then I get lucky. Get the fuck out here. Did I get lucky? This all followed me wrong. He, got he got sloppy. He got over zealous and I kept moving. I made that should happen. That's not some shit. was apparently brought on by chance. And not my own actions, my own actions long before I met guys that I would get lucky. What are those actions going to practice every day? Practicing that move over and over and over and over and over and over practice that move three times in a row over and over, so my partner has the follow me three times, and when my partner gets too high, I, throw his ass over or grab his head and I pin them. Over and over and over. That's luck. That's the definition of luck. I practiced this so much. The moment I saw the opportunity. I kick your ass. That's luck. You might ask Hey, JJ, sometimes people find like one hundred bucks in the street well. They gotta be off their fucking phones. And be aware that they're walking down the street to see the hundred bucks. The guy that's in his phone is lucky. The guy that's in his phone that walk past the hundred dollar bill. Is He unlucky? No. He's not. He's not present. He's not aware. The guy that got that money was aware. So when you say something. Is. Luck the other guy got lucky. Are you didn't get it because you had bad luck? You're not being accountable. You're not comfortable if you believe in luck. then. You are not comfortable with the amount of effort you have given before the situation arose. If you did not get a promotion, it wasn't because the other person was lucky. And the person that other than you that didn't get. The jobs were not lucky. That person was prepared and they're interview. They blew other person socks off. Let me tell you time. I could have been defined as lucky. Auditioning for the movie Paulie to be the voice of the parrot. I put it off for like six months. I didn't care for some reason. I just didn't care. Finally. My agent called me and said if you don't audition for this on a Sunday. This whole movie is going to go away because they can't find anybody. They're probably going to give it to. You just gotTA show up. All right. They gave me a videotape it. His birds, sitting on a stick of blue, crowned conure, just a video tape VHS tape of a bird walking back and forth on a stick was like forty five minutes long. Still photos photographs of the same bird to inspire me. I got that photo of his blue crowned CON- your. I got tape to my steering wheel and my car. And I'm thinking to myself as I. Drive through Santa Monica Audition. Let me, do a voice. That's easy I don't WanNa. Do something crazy hard that I got to figure out what I did. If I get the part. So, what's easy for me? East Coast Hey don. I right? But, I was kind of lower like eighty. How you do and I kind of sound like Norton. From the honeymooners Barney rubble. Hey, how you doing my right there. I know that's not him. His voice higher because you've got that little head. So he did the same east coast, thing and I just made his voice a little real high like this and I realized that's the voice of the bird buddy. Hackett me doing a Buddy Hackett impression. I knew I had the part. As soon as I realized I was going to do Buddy Hackett. It was perfect. This cute little bird looking at me in this photograph. You Know I. Don't know what you're doing going in, but I hope we can fly. Hurry hurry you know what the fly said when he walked over the mirror. That's one way of looking at it. That was it. I have the part I know it. I'm in the audition I'm do Buddy Hackett voice for polly the parrot. I know I have. The people at the castigating see. Do you WanNa see the script? I'm like nope. You want something to drink. No thanks WANNA snack. NOPE, all set. I was ready I was locked in. They go okay. Jay Your next I stand up to walk into the room to audition Buddy Hackett walks out of the room. How I. How good luck yeah. I'm fucked. Buddy Hackett the person who I'm doing. An impersonation of was the.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"Get started. Let me know what rolling well? That's terrific more stories podcast Pete. Turner United States hero American spy. I BELIEVE HE WORKS FOR US. Did did and my man excuse me my mother Fucking Man. Josh Meyers. Who's got that awesome. Podcast about the five thousand sixty five hundred. Great Vinyl App read five hundred grade it really so magazine's list of the five hundred greatest albums. We're going through IT JOE list. Oh manage. Hey what's his list. Oh Man by. This would be all like stone. Temple pilots and radiohead Bagwell. Isn't that bad pete? I told you about? I'm almost positive 'cause he has album fights on twitter and he actually mails. People are emails people scorecards and I do hope podcast with it too. I capped out because some of the results of these fixed fucking fights are so stupid. I'll tell you the ones where I was like guys and penal on diatribes like I don't know but the base is so great or Rio of by during Maria versus too fast for love by Motley crue. Not they're not even the same fucking planet. Too Fast for love is amazing. It's a little repetitive. Because there's too many tracks. Yeah but a good song another good. Maybe you're pushing it with three really good songs on Rio telling you you go track for tracks attract one takes on track one from each album right okay. That's great that's great and so if you have a strong. It's a strong or strong a week. Whatever it is so it all it all plays out and and you're forced to deal with with the reality that no. I love that I love that idea. Because it's you're finding you're finding ways to argue for the smallest things music and it's like we're mine is like not that at all but I would love to do that. We'll do one. Oh my God. He's got a great podcasts earlier. Break it down show and like he had sly stone and there's hundreds episode crackdown. Yeah Oh and we wanna make him comfortable and everything and and take care of him so we suck Dick. I did go to raising get some donuts and we got some fried chicken and that's what we were told. He likes Rightey like sweets Fried Chicken so we brought fried chicken up to the hotel room and we said Hey side we have donuts for. Ubs refined sugars. I don't need fried chicken I got some of the car are fried chicken. Well there you go check out into the seat but a biscuit gotta say I saw something rolling and I know opening glovebox. I got one hundred months ago. Ranch this is not. Let me say something. Pittsburgh to break down shows a lot of fun your forecast. I had so much fun on but also like Josh Myers. You're one of those cats you've never been on the podcast. It boggles my mind and you met at your apartment. Well we we had actually mad. No we there was what I love about my cover. I was completely I go. You know what I mean. You know what I mean but no but I. I understand what you're saying. No no no. No you're wrong you're wrong but I'll put an amendment in. There is that there is something about my. Podcast is not an argument. We literally were asked to listen to the album or to album that they've like experienced their whole life and they love and it's part of them and then what I do. Is I use the album as a way to interview guests so whatever the song meanings the facts all that Shit. So there's like a way of connection with people that because we're asking questions whatever. The song or the album's like meanings are it's like. I'm asking them. Have you ever experienced that and and so I'm really I'm finding? There's people that I've known for years and we always say well we're friends but it's not until they do that podcast. That's why I love it more than anything. It's give me real connection finish that because that's really cool. We were both say not until they do that. Podcast well I think there's I think in this business where we're meeting people that it's just like we see him so much for like. Oh we'll we're friends but there's a real. There's there's something about really sitting down and talking to somebody and looking in the eyes and listening and just and just being there and being present and and I I admit you a million times that we shot the shit real quick. And that was it. But when we didn't we did Bruce springsteen tunnel love and it's just there's so much that it's a tough one too. It's not it's not the top of the batting order. Miami's no actually it was funny was When I before I realized they somebody said that you were a huge fan of springsteen somebody else that said Greg Fitzsimmons and Greg Fitzsimmons. And he goes. It's Bruce one hundred percent. I'll do it. What album and I go tunnel love. He goes he's like now. I'm not doing that one dude like put that I get it because it's not like it's not like it's it's not it's not born to run it's not the rising. It's not some of these other albums but I think it was the perfect album for you for at least where you were at at that time and maybe work because I don't want to be caught short. That's like my biggest fear. Since I knew it girls were like over there talking about jazz. Better get hip or like. Who's this? Who's this capote they speak of so I really kind of dove into it and I knew I didn't love the album? I knew I loved the Song Tunnel Tunnel of love. I knew I loved I forgot tougher than the rest is the one. I wept listening to that. Because it's just felt every lyric. I felt something about Bruce that you know we talked about on the PODCAST is. Bruce is the king of the bridge. His verse chorus is great but his bridges are like well as long cold row on the dog. Gino all of his all of his bridges are fantastic. And and so and so when we got to sit down and this is before there was a producer there so it was just me and Jay and we just we just shot the shit for like I always. I always say all right. Let's take at least an hour to happening. We talked for like two and a half three hours. Yeah it was. It was but it was but it's beautiful man and even the fans went crazy for it and I don't think you get that look I love you straight up. I love you too. You know and I know it and you know it. And that's it was in that podcast. We something about music like brings together Huxley the doors of perception. There's like a trap door that part of your heart that you don't really get the share with anybody not like you don't want or like it's it's kind of like gay or like no just you never talk. That deeply with your buddies. Somebody dies or something. You're hugging or molly at a fog in the limelight. Rubbing Suede coat. But we're talking about songs fucked US up and we go through the whole album plays clips and I can't stop talking. Yeah he's excited. He's got a great doberman named Giambi from lack up. You're okay like I said my phone direction. Moving its application tunnel. It was good put. The thing was the last track was brilliant disguise and we'd been added for like two hours and we got to brilliant disguise and I had a little lake mass fucking. Take it forever Bruce fucking story in the studio. We've got the brilliant guys and it was like an entirely different show off the bottom of the funnel of what the fuck the entire album was about. And I got craziest sense of the import of was moved with you to the track listings and asset list makes a difference for fucking disguised. The close album is like the biggest ellipses ever like planets. Boom Dot dot dot dot at mercy doubts what he's sure of good night we're out. You're you're leaving what happened. He was one of those albums that I've always the reason I'm doing. Pete is not because I know these records like I for real like like people look at me and assume I knew everything about music is everything I do is based in music or comedy Sally Strip Club. Let's go that's true and I was the greatest Strip club. Dj He played smiles and Change. Not just rooster dude. I used to play I play a lot of rack. A hip hop club like this was not as threatening eight minutes while Israel story of being at. He's got lay down. I was like my again all right. Y'All we're doing a to get dabble lay it down. But won't Brian Kelly. Dj and like bringing this thrown out. Smooth talk I stink. But there's something junior I was gonna say what he's saying about music. Say What House Way. Cool junior and then I'll show what is called juniors if Iraq but that's the thing is I don't know edit me out of no no no thank you so so so like the longest short story is I had. I had a friend the front I was telling you about. That passed away and my friend knew everything about music. Always read rolling stone and he said to me you know he'd be like how did he was nothing? How do you not know yellow? And I'm like well no a couple songs and he's how do you not know this album and I was just? I just never listened to it so years after he died. I went through an existential crisis and I was like I wanna feel something every day and I want to experience the Great Shit. That's out there that I've yet to experience in musically I was tapped out. I was listening to stone. Double pilots and radiohead and the Beatles. And maybe Wu Tang and just whatever. I listened to in college and some other bands and made their way into it over the time between then and now and then I said I was like you know what we always talk about that list. I'M GONNA listen to an album day and I started posting about it starting at five hundred working my way down and when I got to like Stone Roses. A comedian reached out and was like. That's my favorite album ever. Oh my God. It reminds me of this this and this is. He didn't unfortunately really George Burns. George Burns down. You know he's he's gone. I don't know that that's that's it. Thank you but but that's the thing and I I think you know like I don't know you but I mean you might be an insane music fan in an encyclopedia over your over your years but like most people and this is what I love more than anything is that a lot of people are like me and I'm opening them up to new music..
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"These pictures in. Yeah they go. Do you have a picture of your a picture like this in front of the Pyramids and I didn't yet now thought about it. Of course I thought about it. What a great shot. But I had you couldn't squat just right in that light to make it like it's going up your ass but this is a hard. There were too many people around to make. I didn't do it. I'd literally just been for ten minutes not too. Many kids changed wonders. Why they take to the precinct they look at it for what for what for. Why the picture here why I go camp comedy? It's funny beef beef eater serious Buckingham Palace me but for what we don't understand for what so they go. What if he said this? What if you posted this in front of the Pyramids I go? I didn't go well. We don't know 'cause there's zero WIFI and Egypt. I mean they still scribe. It's prehistoric times. Good you know. I don't want to fucking animals on the Internet figuring how to make a bomb up. Thank God they got so there. They will actually quantify that the listeners. I'm talking about filthy. Egyptians okay guys are so so. I think it's I think it's a joke. I think it's funny is a big deal and they basically say okay. You'RE GONNA PAY SURMOUNT MONEY. You'RE GONNA go. I'm like oh or is that number time dates. Hit a number by five hundred bucks or something big deal. So they're gonNA show precinct precinct. How did you get the pyramids the precinct which is not an ironic camel to precinct? Kia more like a magic carpet. What people are realized by the Pyramids is like someone's Reineck? Oh it's only ten leagues across the Valley of the Kings on the Campbell. It's a fucking parking lot with Honda's and then the Pyramids it's Vegas. There's nothing romantic like the Pyramids. It's like you're in a whole country. I mean there's still quite an attraction you'll get me wrong aliens. Make this thing like how did you get the fuck people but like like the camel like basically you get on a camel and you pose in from the basic off again so take a kid precinct. They drove me. It's literally a precinct is fifty yards is right there. They obviously a resume terrifying. If it's happening to you but you're not afraid I'm not afraid at this point. I'm not afraid 'cause you just gotTa American sensibilities I'm GonNa America wasn't GonNa do to me right. Oh so and they're looking at these pictures and they go well. You have a picture like this. I don't know how do we know I go. It's not an iphone. They sent it and deleted. I didn't have to wait and find out and I go. Okay and I go through. St- all the different rooms if they keep many people listening to my podcast. They're listened to my n word video there literally. Isn't that where the drug thing says in midnight? Express Turkey Turkey so sorry so I'm trying. I think I'm going to deer them to making jokes. They're often water. There'd be laughing at your jokes. Sometimes I got these guys charmed. It's it's GonNa be fine and the one guy that you'll probably have a couple of hours and then at one point a couple hours. Hey they can sell the bartender. They Take Arbor. Nikon's they take a truck now the embassies close. I can't call the embassy. They take in a truck and they drive me an hour and a half outside of is to an abandoned building. Jamar God I swear my life and abandoned building like like in the suburbs and their guards with machine guns in front of this abandoned building. It's pitch black. There's no street lamps. And we pull up ongoing what the FUCK IS GOING LIKE EARNER WROUGHT IRON GATES. You go up. There's like one fluorescent tube. Like flickering like Burger comes out like water dropping. Woke up five five points. This is building for sure. It's a place called six October city outside of user. Are you in cuffs handcuffs? Were you were your hand. I think I was. I think they're in the front. They went in the back. I do have to interrupt. Did you ask any time. Am I under arrest like what we would ask here because then here they have to go yes or no they am? I being detained. Is the magic sentence here. No we just have more questions so I'm not arrested. I never went into a cell and they go you have to. I'm waiting beat me. Nobody speaks English and fuck in Egypt. People's rejection is topnotch though our I go into the prosecutor's office guys abandoned building and you go in there and there's an and they're wearing suits. Okay maybe this is like some civilization suits who they still does from fucking stone age so again they just look at pictures they go for what for and I go funny comedy are and they just keep scrolling at all my pictures and they say Dick Pic Archer your husband's name. I have a Dick Pic. It's yours Jay. Now I have a dick pic of me who else Dick Pic with a hat. And I actually want. I don't I don't think I've sent you now. Of course she says you look at the the Dick Pic and they go like. Who'S THIS I go? It's my they're like no. It's not. You like Bro. I go I go is a good angle. They actually think it's like it's a mouse dickerson. Because they're afraid because you're circumcised so so then at the end of this whole thing is goes four hours in a Muslim country I do see their confusion. Your answer's Yes asshole. Pictures for comedy. Yes No. It's comedy I come up on stage with my phone in my pocket and picture my asshole in my phone and Semi Asshole. J. I don't talk about it at all and it's just funny comedy. Yes I yet. There have been a lot of people have been annoyed at my. I have all the time. I'll tell you my all time wrong. Asks photos sent ever lost a friend. I'm like what happened. Tell you the fuck is going on yeah. Some discussion about taints having like a zipper line ago. I don't have one and it kept going and going two weeks later. Took a picture of Mike Tate and I sent it over. The guy had to go back to the person and be like. I'm really sorry. That was disgusting over the Line said to a guy guy girl. It's a difference. I'm not tip nece okay. Because if somebody really respect and care about and I'm still like the fucking that person talking about what they don't see it that way at all so I gotta respect that reality of course and so no. I love you so after four hours. They go of all these questions mostly about my instagram and pictures on my phone and what. I'm doing what you're in Saudi Arabia and you need to lie if I was doing a comedy show in Saudi Arabia where I go work. I canceled their like interesting so they think I'm there where Emoji they could. Where's your return flight I am? I am booked a flight out of Egypt jet so they think I'm there just. I have no idea whether the white guy came over to blow your shit up you now. You crack the case guys. Check OUT J. So while while being detained here they released an article that you can find online and the press that says an American tourist was arrested on suspicion of homosexuality. It was in the newspaper. Yeah you can Google right now. Why don't you have every copy of this frame? And that's your wallpaper in your home is the best. Why don't you have a copy I showed you can get online? Why didn't you go just to the newsstand? The next dangerous. GimME EVERY PAPER. I didn't know about this two days later. How do you know that's what it said? It's in Farsi. I'll show you the articles four different and they all have different stories about what happened. One of the stories is that he's using. He's taking pictures of himself to lure homosexuals to the pair on facebook. I swear to God. He's he's lowering homesick by the way makes complete sense to me. Yeah that the story. You just told me if they told me that story. I go If it wasn't you yeah go home. Maybe fucking free. Yeah so the whole time and then they'd already then they go you pay. You have ten thousand Egyptian pounds right and I'm like ours here. It's like six bucks and once you pay it will let you go so I there's a twenty four hour bank right next to the precinct again. Shakedown I pay them. Nobody ever think about over there at the money and I go. They don't let me go. I'm there for another day and like freaking out. What's happening. Apparently went to went up two poles of the Muslim Brotherhood. Who decided that had to do more quote unquote research to see. If I was like Kareem abdul-jabbar Muslim Brotherhood of Islam. Now like the people realize about EgyptAir of spring is run by Muslim. Extremists in Egypt is homosexual. It's against the law is not a religious country like Iran was just like fuck it. We're going to Karan's Egypt is pretending they're but they're not swinging door at capital if you do deep cuts on what's happening in Iraq. There's people getting arrested thrown. Jalen EGYPT FOR YELP reviews. Whose fault is that mine by the doing on Yelp and Egypt. Anyway you fucking Dick not you. Whoever was yeah I was at the pyramid. I'm giving it three stars because I expected to be this humid. Yeah exactly and then. The client need human. Y'All just goes that guy's a fucking Dick Stars. Yeah so the whole time to go back to the precinct and they're all looking at me and laughing and it's because they're like Oh. We caught a gay guy. An American Gay Guy who's trying to get some Egypt S I guarantee you. They're all thinking about how we get our dicks on your body. I'm not joking at all. I'm not joking. Anything that goes down in the Middle East. I'm not generalizing. Kadhafi's death the fucking put shoes possess in the street. You can do anything you want. You kick them in the dead. Yeah they'll run out of their homes and they fucking fingers ass and they take off shoes. Everything's the yeah come on so I'm there. I'm there. Finally an guy who spoke English. No WASTE BOGGLING SAYS POINT BEING. Keep your shoes clear. Your she's clean he goes. What are you doing here and I tell him he goes. I'm going to help you out. So he gets me in touch with just a random. He was interpreter there. He's military for other people but he's he's interpreter. He goes he gets me on the phone with embarks lawyer. Who's the biggest leases? Yes he doesn't happen. I go `but alive so I'm not sure what he's still entertainer. Who I guess is still a big lawyer though still pulling from trough. Yeah exactly colonel. Parker and he goes he goes L. Costs two thousand dollars to get you out so they it keeps going on different other deporting. Amit gracious in abandoned buildings. No they bring me back to the precinct to this point. Free sleeping because cells like a bunch of young boys with their fingers. Around the bar so fucking. I'm like literally in the cell like Barney Miller near those kids. Those photos yeah sleeping. I'm not sleeping. I'm sitting there. They don't give me food. I get top water from the Nile. Lash and I'm sitting there just like the river in Egypt guy so today's like no food just water and I'm just I'm literally going with the focus on and eventually this lawyer takes immigration. They deport me and fly out to Paris and that night. I'm in fucking what the fuck is. How do you not get home immediately? There's no I mean. Basically these other layover. So that's a great story. There's more to the story it's truncated. That's amazing yeah. I'm wondering how do you put the exclamation point on that story on stage though how you turn that into a bit? Exactly you turn into a bit it happened. That's the bit is what happened. I say oh I got arrested in Egypt for suspicion of homosexuality people laugh I get arrested in Egypt for being a homosexual. Then the crowd yeah. I think she said that upfront. I'm also gay but gay. Yeah you should look at. These articles are hilarious. Here's here's the articles about the. Why did it go to somebody else? You've been looks more official than you even telling me about this article for fucking half hour you pull it up. Handed the corey okay. I don't read newspaper Articles podcast. Sorry I forgot the rules midday something. You'd be the girl in the Bar. Fat's got drunk on your right like we go up to the door. It'S THIRTY BUCKS NO PROBLEM. I got it. Don't even go in. Your pockets. Bothers me go inside. She's Franken and fucking face off and like you know what if you want something else like something back that up? I'll get it for you. Good Okay you want me now. I'm not gonNA drink. I'm not going to drink okay. And then the food comes right and then she says like Do you WanNa fuck me I do and what did you say and they said. Do you WANNA come over. I do yeah. I can't applies. You can't because I applies in the morning. Yeah you don't WanNa miss pull out these and then I wait six seconds and I hold the back of her neck and my hand like this and I pull her close to me and this year right here goes to flinch. I pulled her closer. I close when I go. You Little Fuck listen to me. You'RE GONNA finish that fucking steak sandwich wherever the fuck that shit is and we're GONNA go back to your house and I'm going to find out what your throat sounds.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"So the story worked. Just fucking guy can't change reality it worked. That's all. Yeah so one of the things that happened when I got the test. Dna tests in my home in my apartment in New York. Because the mother called me up and said you have a daughter all missing from my brain. So I'm man so I said no absolutely glass and the hang up. That's the token but no so is like so so dumb but she so she ordered a guy to come take my to take DNA. She ordered a Guy. She hired a company. Like what you get over there. You went on the Lam hiding. No no no. You didn't know when the guy says a briefcase and I had a friend with me my best friend for moral support which is true and and you guys are guys. Just WanNa make other guys feel terrible when they're in their like dude it's fucked up. He kept saying. Do this like an AIDS test. This is like an AIDS test bro. You're just like an AIDS test except AIDS. They're to find out if I have a non AIDS baby at the same time expense. Lisette is so fucked up in that because like you know first of all one of the test is positive. Your life is basically over. The other one's just AIDS and you can't get it twice. Yes so that was a joke. Fuck you better not be able to get it twice. I'll just use that shampoo so you find you take the DNA tests. You find out that joke. I go one over the other tests. Great Joke I see said I was so far ahead of that joke. He goes up so far that joke. That's a that's amateur joke. You're right better jokes in that. That's what this suggests singer said to me. The joke was so good. I thought you were just being funny in the moment right now. I didn't. I didn't detect it as joe from bit. Yeah that's a great joke. I thought so I liked. It won't Change Your Life. What is it one? Your Life is why I love. I love the meter. I love that because I my first instinct is removed just but now it needs us. 'cause it's just a heads so with AIDS yes child over. He told you what soft in it he tells me. He was so far ahead of that. Joe And he's he was yeah. He said he was headed that joke. He's gotTa write better material that you talk to the cave and figure out how to write better jokes. Creighton Cave Creek in the cave for his. It's some club in New York City. So an alternative club booker can help you with your personal story that I just laughed at about you and your daughter because fucking check from the creek and the cave. Yes you want. Some fucking jokes tightened up you call. Monica creaking walking hook it up and she wrote for Jimmy Walker dynamite. So have you done this story since now? And how long does that? That was like three years ago unacceptable and talk a little bit but fault of yours. Because it's new it's new it's a new world like it's a new way of living your life when you walk the walk up there and you're fucking sharing your heart wolf. Yeah there's you know but I've found that sentimentality trump's comedy. Because I started the bid when I started doing the bed of my mom died of Alzheimers. Like how was the few everyone goes? How was the funeral? Dj was Nice on the left now makes an and didn't like. Oh we left early. 'cause I'm not a coke guy. House the funeral. Yeah just that bit tight. Alzheimer's tied to the Dolphin Swimming Story. My Mom's photo with the Dolphin which you know who I was doing. The Dolphin her son Jayjay. It's like Russian stacking dolls of time. The light at the IMPROV. Once and I go six minutes left and I got a twenty minute fucking bip chop up here so I just rushed all through it when I was done. They were just Kinda Sad. I go and I was just thinking I go so this is a big night. I go so when I tell you guys. I'm happy you when I get up here. I mean probably more than most comics us too so and they were like they all stood up all s- sure if all I'm more sentimentality time. Yeah at blew my mind but I meant it and I had to save the show. It was a little showmanship but I do mean it like. I'm really happy to see them. That's why I feel the most life. Yeah so yeah. Do you support to be vulnerable and connect to the audience to say guys? Thank you for runoff stage in fear. I always I can hang. Out of derelict fucking phony. Sammy Davis Junior. Like ladies. Gentlemen kind permission to sing. A marvelous are written in Pan Alley by like fucking just due to candyman so I always get off as soon as I'm talking and controlling time and space. It's like an avalanche of just pebbles. Thanks like going into the back of a huge truck like act and I got out of there so I could just sort of how I would describe it but I wouldn't say it's important to be sentimental at the end at all. I think you just have to be sentimental. The entire time sentimental. I mean I'm not saying for you. I'm GONNA thing for him or for her for me. I to just I just got to be present and heart and truth. I can't I can't write a fucking joke. It's not real so much shit happens to us in a real lives if you share it up. Who can criticize you? What credit could write a negative article about your material if it happened to you? Yeah like gasping for air time when that book came out I remember Reading Review and the guy's like well my this. I'm explaining what happened to me. Yeah and you're writing a negative review of what happened to me like you don't like how a wrote what happened to me about Saturday. Night live about Monday. Happens Tuesday the Saban's Farley Nirvana sorry? My life wasn't cool for you. Have you something else asshole? But it's critic proof if you just go from your heart so I oughta stuff is really important. You have used a huge heart man. You're you're you're you're you're one of us I see you. What could you teach a newcomer to comedy with competence arrested in Egypt for being gay? No I do work with comic that we both know who is an actor turned comic. And it's fifties. You really turned. The car maker is just a guy standing there because you know set to really accommodate turned into talking about okay. That's not anymore. I got him hats on even what you're talking about. Maybe but I I know exactly so the thing I tell him as I say the same thing I go and I take I got it from watching you. GotTa Wash J. I said I said Oh my go- your life is a life that very few people have lived. They can relate to it but you. You've had experiences because you're in this world and you've achieved a level of fame and success that the mass of people who had their cubicle every day five days a week day they look at you and they go. Tell me the story of life from your eyes. And he was doing like wrapping wrapping bids. Silly bits to any comic could he turned into a comic. So I thought maybe it was my preserve involved. Or why did tell him I said I said I said I told you I work. I go you tell stories based like you tell stories about working with Clint Eastwood and Tracy Morgan stuff that from a life p USS Y Y- from Malaysia. Tracy I've ever from and I go. You have an opportunity to tell stories like that. You worked on huge huge movies with huge directors. Tell those stories and be authentic about. Don't just talk like I was at the gym. What's that machine? That does this my balls fucking any comic an open wooden for him. Probably for you. The fear of being you've validation being rejected because that's what's personal. I would guess armchair psychiatrist. Yeah if I share that and they don't laugh who am I? Am I work with this guy on that? Show you guys all love and then this happen. Get this yet. I'm going to go kill myself myself and jerk off at the same time. Of course he's doing stupid yet. So in retrospect I'm probably saying to him exactly what I say to myself level. We always brother. Yeah it's amazing. All their life coach Shit. I'm doing coach. Jj thirty-seven g mail says revenue. I know that email by heart. Pack S Freeman. I'm always realizing this shit. I should be saying to myself. And they'd just like the key to the lock that gets me to just be aware of whatever the shit is. Yeah you teach a newcomer again again. If another comic. What people would still jokes of mine I would get really mad and then became like if you can still a joke a mind? Then it's not worth keeping because the newcomer in comedy like your jokes should make right stuff that's hackle and hackel will because it's so connected with your life. I mean the formula. The joke and the structure of the joke may be replicable. But the story behind is is your own. I love that man. This great great advice. That's great advice. I hate those Jerry. Garcia's quote fucked winker but the grateful dead quote. And it's going to be somebody Kulik right cooter. Ricky Martin jumped will soften Deepak Book Sucks. Don't be the best at what you do. Be The only one doing what you do By definition like I'm the I'm the greatest of what like nobody can fucking come near me. I'm so up top and the greatest of all time list. I'm the only one that is doing. I'm the only one when I say that's great advice. What's your biggest distraction comedy? Jesus Christ I think. I think there's a little bit of depression. There's a little bit of you can't control that though so yeah. There's a little bit of learned helplessness. Which is part of that. I think that sometimes my hustle disappears because hustled before and it didn't work. So why my hustling now? So it's it's yourself talk. A hundred percent ties on billy. I'm so happy about this episode. Because you're going to. I don't think you know the guy and I'm listening to right now. I think there's a bit of fun. House Mirror between who laid all of us who we are at our core and then social situations like how we think we're being perceived or whatever. Your answers are like really perfect. Beautiful grown evangelism. Prouty buddy. I love you man seriously. Did I tell you I'm going to be at Fort Lauderdale horse it. What happened to me? I went to the acupuncturist. This how fucking like narcissist out. You know we all makes was acupunctures. 'cause I'm writing to show for me. You're in it. Whatever take part at least Corey got this? What a narcissist we can all be at the acupuncturist and he goes run. Pretty hot I go. Things are going. Well he goes body temperature. I go like this guy was touch. My Body told me I'm running hot. I thought he was like he knows. I'm on fire. He just knows man he knows can crack Alaskan. How was the funeral billy? I'm a good. That's a weird question. They have to respond to okay. Don't really was amazing. What funeral what. How did you get arrested in each or the dates that you feel like you're getting fucked over by these girls? How would a girl fuck a guy over on a date to me? It doesn't involve eating and not having sex with me. She tells the waiter to call the police because I smacked her or something and I leave handcuffs like what the fuck. I really can't tell the story. No we're out of time. Okay bye guys will be at the Yucca cut in Topeka which I believe is could have said he's actually performing and a fucking joke again. Your own fucking self-preservation got overridden. Yeah you gotTa Make Paper. Sun Us to ask so. She was a high powered lawyer in San Francisco. The girl that you went on on a day wiping day with and I took her to lunch and I paid for lunch. Which is fine. We had a good time. Why is it always a qualifier with you and every story going with a girl but you paying for whatever the meal was? I'll tell you why of course you pay for a day of course but it's what I thought it was fucking hitting the brakes. So then she goes. What are you going to take out later? Tonight and literally. Yeah Bedroom episode your throat. Sounds like the fuck talking about? That's why would I go I go? Yeah yeah she was come back later. She was in San Francisco. I was in Oakland seeing my daughter. I go. I'll come back later. You're so you're married you black lady while Berkeley Oakland Berkeley Jason. I love just return serve. Sure what the fuck was coming out. You just want Iraq and you hit it but it was the chocolate Sunday show in Oakland. That's so funny that same weekend or something. What are these guys doing so so I said okay. I'll come back and then she takes. Where are you taking me to dinner and I go? Oh we're going to dinner and she goes. Yup We're going to dinner and I go Okay and then she goes. She picked out the black cat which is a Jazz Bar Dinner Club..
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"Dawson House my man. I've really surprised you haven't done the podcast yet. Because Y- we've been travelling together for like two years realize I was like Barest. Really G do on the road when when you do the gas or only here on. My phone doesn't always sounded good. 'cause I'm an idiot my car? Yeah but on. My blinker gets a light. Yeah here's the thing you all need to know if you've got that fear of success masses here. If you were a fighter what would you walk up music? Billy Oh man I feel like I just ask them that question during the last show see. I remember I liked Anderson Silva he had ain't no sunshine when you're gone when she's gone she's gone. Yeah because that was like I want to be a little bit soft and make people think like this guy suffered some serious trauma. Dad's cool. Don't be ironic known. Ironically going to come out to a spin me right round baby right actually. I wouldn't be bad songs. I was thinking like drop. Kip dropkick Murphys to pay homage to my Irish ancestry. But then I'm like I'm not that Irish Irish enough to do that. You know what I mean. Dropkick Murphys I'll put on the list of guaranteed happy crowd a guys have come into. Dropkick Murphys Bananas. Yeah it's so great. Yeah that'd be awesome. You know. It's amazing like has an answer to this question and I got an email at podcast. Email address more stories. What is it? I forgot Corey. More stores. Thirty seven. Thirty seven gmail.com center was marijuana's earth. Here's a here's a problem with somebody. Goes JESUS CHRIST? How hard is it for somebody? Just name of fucking. Acdc's is but you demand you know. Because I didn't grow up listening to hard rock I grew up listening to funk unlike cheap break dance music and I can't go into like frigging. Oh the theme. Some electric bigalow to know skyping. I COME UP TO SHOCK. Akon as the theme song but also there's ninety nine and I have of you and also iced tea as DJ. I'm not cool enough to come up to Gangsta rap. Hold on a second every weekend. We perform together. Billy opens for me on the road and bill is not an opener. So if you get chances billy just comedy you you have to you just have to. Because he's makes me laugh a lot. You ask the sound that comes in every. Show what you're going to bring you up to. You got an answer for them because you want to come up with something that hype you up a little. No I wanNA come something ironic. You come up to the hype so this is a real question. This isn't like an intellectual exercise. You're actually really WANNA know the question. I thought this is like some sort of like. Are you fucking true but three falls in the woods again? If you're a fighter what would you walk up music? Beat how is that like all of a sudden jump? All Sarsour was author and the floss along. Antoine's here's Deborah era. You know he went to prison so okay so it would probably be. It would probably be. It would have to be on the hip jar glass pot. Jesus is essential truffaut in the woods question. That's a real question. That's what you asked me to say a fucking song. Okay Fine Karen Carpenter's van the Corporate Karen Carpenter's. I'm not on this. Podcast will not go any further. Gone Tune Jesus fucking Christ Public Coachella the second night you know what maybe maybe jump around hip hop. That's make. Yeah because I'd probably be jumping around during that was interesting. Is it over yet. We're all done. You give great tags. I love hanging out with comics. Vinnie fast lines. Like this guys aren't in some guys. Just feel like it's not the place to go half thought of this as a tag and yeah. I'm always appreciative. Like you'll text me like one in the morning. We get back at like midnight or something one in the morning. Just text me something through from the show. One sentence that I had forgotten about and then tag. I love that you really good at it. Which means probably really great writing on a staff staff. Do you feel confident. You could pull it off. I think you could. You could. Yeah I regret. Fake it until you make a gun. You can bullshit anybody. How does one even get a staff job writing? They have to submit things buddy new as all do because I just I'm like Sam Ryan Rome. Yeah but I have no idea. Korea doesn't help me at all with that. I think it would be hard to be in room with a bunch of people and they're saying ideas are stupid and you have to be great but what about you know what I mean. People shut down all the time. I think there's there's politics to a room where you can't really shooter guy down. You have to let them retreat with dignity I guess but also they're all just fucking figuring out what the eat all the time. Yeah they're just blocking fats about Argentinian food from Saturday night live Gary unmarried. Yeah no work after that we are the we ever in the mayor's for any your shows that's all I'm saying. Yeah you were in the room. That's my show. Okay I mean I I mean I visited the room has delicate ecosystem guys. That's our whole lives as rioting lives is last time you gave me a bit. I can't do anymore real. I stopped trying on stage because I just couldn't get it to work and that was I dated a real dummy like was like an actual dummy and it has to. This is true. I asked what her favorite color was she said Rainbow happened. And then I want then I wanted that do the tag to be nonsensical asked her what her favorite number was. She said three just what the audience reaction is because he doesn't mean anything and pick a different number. And what are we going to work? Maybe yeah and you go. Fokker brains out. I WanNa Fuck your brains in written down still and it's like have you tried it I have. It's just a weird bit like it's it's kind of like how do I explain it? But she's not there she's not real she's off to the side reality. Somehow I dated I. She's a name. She's a real dummy. Yeah and I don't do enough stuff about dating specific people. It's kind of a standalone. Figure that out. That's the gig right as comedy goes would you say is your biggest strength. I'll slow down. Slow down for you individually your biggest strength you biggest weakness as of right. Now your biggest distraction and a newcomer. You could absolutely teach them with certainty. What about STANDUPS VEGAS? I think my biggest shrimp bigger trump is. I think I'm very comfortable on stage. I think that's Like when people go. Oh I like your stuff I see on Youtube Am. I like I feel like live. I'm a much better performer. Why I I don't know how also when people see your lips of yours and shit you know what I was GonNa Shit on. You make a joke but you're exactly right because people like I didn't see any of your stuff on Youtube and that's just a nice big guile sweating a suit four specials ago stress comfort- comfortable on stage. He's very comfortable on stage. You're great comic. Billy thank you I like. There's no reason I mean any place we've been or go to. I'll just do anything I can get. You do like weekends. Like you should be headlining. Thank you I appreciate. It takes me sitting on a podcast. Change your mindset for a day. That's all what's your biggest weakness. Aids is not has nothing to with stand up. Good good all of that this is Gonna. Sound. I will say there's a couple of things first of all. My brain doesn't fires fast as yours. Which is something I just can't do. I just can't my brain fire Jay more speed. Which I'm in Billy I'm an actual insane. I couldn't talk my way out of a mental hospital. I've you dropped me off. While I was sleeping in a mental hospital I would die in a mental hospital voltage so just keep losing my temper. Insane we're shitting quoting goodfellas. But it's great. It's I like working with you because I see your brain work and I go. I'm not there so I respect that. So diction I bet diction. And I'm a little slower than I WANNA be. I think they're gonNA prediction on your strength. Really Ever See. Billy does. Do Stand up comedy. Let me tell you guys. Yeah Great Diction Diction tell you that right now and also I. I feel very comfortable on stage as far as weaknesses go. He's not as smart as Jay Moore. That's that's pretty much all scouting report. Yeah I think my my weakness. I like laughter better than I like expressing the point of view. Sometimes so that's really cool. I meant just hold on to myself. I didn't mean to cut you off. I gotTa comment shut down because I we over late getting walked manically avoid. This is my son's bent bed. Have you weren't like what's wrong with the fuck is going on. It's amazing so yeah your your weakness is what wall so the gratification of laughter sometimes supersedes my my desire to express an authentic point of view. So I'll give up on stories and things. I want to talk about in a point of view. I want to express because they don't get the laugh I want and I'll just go back to what you go. What you're joining the state's tight but it could do and I'll go back to like cheaper stuff. That's how those so the laughed. I know exactly what you're talking about first of all this a high frequency answer. I tell you that a lot like your high frequency do. That's not a lot of comics. Have that awareness that they're choosing laughter hatch safety net as opposed to what? Let's come up with the right word for laughter greater than will for example. You do a lot of stone. Nc Poignancy or a holistic. No no this is the story this is. This is micro legal. Do you'll do stories right and your stories. You'll have the ability to tell a story and the the big every thirty seconds right. You won't do this. Alternative Comic David Cross yet where you do like three minutes and then one big laugh at the end of three minutes. Maybe your honor. You'll live sometimes not some not. So but your story you can use story and get less in the requisite time that people won't laugh some Stamp Comedy Club right and some people will tell long stories and the paths very late down the road. I feel like when I'm telling this story and I don't get a big payoff. Then I just the story and I go back to the lower hanging fruit. And that's my biggest west one of my big and I also am a little. What makes you retreat? Though you're gonNA find this on your own here..
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"Then highlights the best advice he ever gave me was just he believe in your jokes and believe in your heart. You know that you're funny and just do it. I love that you know I love. Oh that's Jeff says Orioles something about that to me once. Yeah change kind of changed my life because there there are some jokes that like didn't unlike my blackhawks job which one expect me to just choose one of your black jokes blackhawks bloom little joke about guys. You glad you're black. I don't know I've never done the blackhawks. Four me thank. You never felt my Blackhawk. No thanks Dante. Jones Jones Gorge. Oh my God yeah. There's one I gotta post it. There's a there's one about Jones at temple going for rebound and he has a fuck it. MAGNA lighting his shorts. It has I go home. I got Keith. That must have been cracking up. And they were China Excel. PS Jeanie Buss from the Lakers. Only Eddie Jones cards and like it was all blur look. We looked forget tested. We were nuts. I four fifty four year old a basketball court and it was bone though it was the best. That's that's great advice and I give you one is what was the blackout job is So I watch a lot of porn better not be mine. Okay but like when you have aspects you have a great imagination and when a guy like masturbate. So he uses his magic nation against those things those ladies eighties our guys or whatever you're into and I haven't met when my aspirin immagination but I never watch blog porn because I can't imagine I have a huge Black Hawk right right. I don't like at all like I like that stuff. Like a guy like his wife get fucked people does it. Those are the black bull. Yeah but the Bulls Joe is. I can't watch a black guy. Geneva Black Yeah that's the joke is how Out Maybe so hot said you know it's a funny joke. Just keep doing it because you know. I don't think it's finished all sentencing at the end personally and I agree with him completely. Yeah Yeah just as arguments that I go. Because he worked with them. And we'll wrap this up in a SEC. We'll get to my advice. We'll close as close with one question for you. Keep that question of Mike. I'm Jeff Worked with Russell Brand George Lopez me Queen Latifah CEO. Anyone he won and Emmys. Dennis Miller no more and I said what is were all so different those comedians. I just said I said what's the one thing that strings US altogether. Gather like if you took Dennis Miller Bill Maher Jay Mohr Queen Latifah Bill Bellamy discovered that guy. This person he just opened up like paper dolls was the one thing that we're all connected and he said your compass I said wow. He goes a comedians compass as true as a fucking pumps and when that thing hits do North North and he says it's funny it's funny closed the cockpit door keeping network away from it might not get a laugh but it's funny and he was right. You might lose your job Bob. But he was right immigrate articles enrolling stolen. Like could you believe they tried that joke. He was still writing and two nights later. I was doing set list where you don't know what you're gonNA say on stage. They put something on the wall. And you have to act like it's your set and you have to make Jimmy right and the audience. Wasn't there see set list. They just thought we're all on asset. No one was laughing laughing and it was two nights after he said that I was just going by the compass and real time I went off. Wow it was talking about freedom What's the best advice? INDIA WANTS TO QUESTION I. I know I'll do the your advice. Verse Lack Joke. You know. Maybe he likes Shusha Kid. You know you know what black get into those advice. The advice you ever gave me was he said you're a comedian and you shouldn't live in fear when you're onstage. I said Yeah. And you said that on my podcast Idea confused with David Spade now again now and so. It's nice because like whenever I go on on stage the fear just doesn't get to me because of that advice. What's good and that's for life to like? I say that to the rest of us to let before a match so you just said he said it to the wrestlers. You don't remember seeing it to me. I only remember an wrestlers because that's every single day and I'm like it's Amenity. You're you're getting their DNA for the rest of their life. I hope you're in my DNA for the rest. Of course I'm your uncle J.. Biological father with the wrestlers. Like you see a guy across the mad. He's all muscle any like he's a senior and I'm a sophomore this and their own heads and you could lose. Walk out there and I go. What do we do every day? Yeah Russell so just do that. There's no fear I just go fucking wrestling. I don't care if you win or lose your show me evert. Don't let fear everybody. What's the question sweetie? While the question is is because when I was growing up Jennifer Love Hewitt was my dream girl and this is going to be is question but she pretty cool yes. She's she's really sweet. Oh No never did any whether arena fooled around. That's going to be the next question now. It'd be every we got along really well really job on ghost whisperer because one episode. aww Nine days of filming a long fucking slog and that's you know six. Am to eight PM. And I'd only work two days. I'd come in on day seven seven. I was like the coffee. Can you can't get in San Jose callback she was. She's a real. Oh Cutie Pie. She's beautiful Yeah she's exactly as she's advertise. She's she's nothing great. That's great to hear because you hate to hear when you hear like people you love growing up not be. You know from word that they're not that cool weirder when people say I watched you growing up under the the same age as you. That happens to me a lot lately. I really love that movie when I was growing up I washed. I'm like how old you to like forty eight. I'm like well. What am I fucking Benjamin Button like? How aw listen Saturday at the Improv? That's twenty first eight o'clock you on the show. I would love to billy to be me Keith. Razor and billy does this to the tinder assassin. Jesus Christ hits for power and average. Is Hank Aaron of tender. That's eight o'clock. Show Melrose Improv. There's no no better Christmas present than this bringing somebody to see Miki than billy do. Stand Up Comedy Peoria Illinois January Twenty Third Twenty Fourth North and twenty fifth. Nice Jewish. Oh I don't know yeah that'll has to do with travel open invitation Jukebox Comedy Club in Peoria Illinois Annoy January twenty three twenty four. Twenty five I'll just leave. The plugs at that and next more stories will be a solo most slightly life coaching quickey. And I appreciate your guys patients. I just didn't here's the reason to like. I had a spell on the road like Raleigh Eh. Pittsburgh was a bunch of Bridgeport Connecticut or there was like no audience like it was bad. Like if we're just talking we'll talk some weekends. You have thirty. Gran Dan Twenty twenty two like an average these places. I'm getting like four. I was like what the fuck is going on. There's no commercials on the PODCAST. Had started the podcast was get more people into the rooms and they kinda stopped showing up on like what the feds takes a Lotta time energy of being kind of petty but also the fire without a little bit 'cause beaten down by low attendance so come see the shows you creeps. gave him more fire. You give me firemen you finally up. I WANNA see those paper airports. Let's let's go make some right now. I want to see you. May I want to know. Where's the place to have your dog? P It's Great Keith. If fascinate me and we're not done with this conversation. Let's let's podcast again. Okay I love EJ. I love you rather this more stories. 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"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"On birthdays and Christmas from fucking Wisconsin blown me first of all no not that. I'm just saying like he likes you. Know the status and re tweets the tweets every now and then like I know he follows me as the bare minimum parents and also a guy on twitter. Yeah I I don't want to like shade. How you feel about the guy? No no I'm just saying being supportive to a degree. That's what I'm trying to. He's not negative about it. Yeah he's not a native. There's a positive you know what I said you were negative. And then you're spending a positive ED. I'm fucking taken to the woodshed already apologize. Oh that's fine. I just think so highly of you that somebody not needing to be around you all the time a AH is. DNA confounds me. I'm sorry Gazza something value though. How is my podcast hot? Of course course one. You're always been one of my favorite standup comedians. I'm not just saying this because we're friends but it's my star comedy comedy and got strict. My three favorite. COMEDIANS were norm MacDonald. Jeremy Hotson J. More good company and the fact that I've opened and I'm I'm friends with all three of you guys. You guys are such beautiful people in you especially really Up to my comedy. He you know he's mentoring me on my jokes and make eight funnier and I don't feel like I really do that much. That's interesting yeah so I'm pretty hands off with you. What your freak out of me? No but joke bay so you really. I feel you've really upped my my comedy and I just wanted to say I love you and I thank you very much for that because without your help and guidance I wanna be yes I am today. Well thanks I I have no memory of actually helping you with any joke ever with a hooker joke last night. Okay Yeah I did see last night because when you say good night it's always been Almost like a defeated. Like you'd have a really elites you always have a good set What's your twitter your instagram or anything? Keith Razor are easy is it yeah I I don't know Keith. Raise a DOT COM and resumes. riffs is your podcast. Razor riffs put spelled R. I F. T. S. and I'll I'll put that up on Jay. MOHR DOT COM. So you guys have a direct link. Last night I noticed after the first show you are super high energy like that promote show. Let's hear it and that's not like you at all doc because you used to say and when I used to I mean every time I've ever seen it do comedy including the Melrose Improv. Every other city we've ever together great set and you're like this thing literally like that's an exact brand. Pretty Great Impressionist Mimes K.. Thanks a lot I love you. They're like is he. Okay just having a good what did we do and last night. I said if you love them like maybe show it and you were really high energy. In by the time I got on stage show. It was a different shows. Craig so and I wish you were told me that the first time we worked together so I can I was. There's leave so quick to anybody. Yeah so Jesse last night did you leave. And I'm like one of my not left right away in your lifetime with me. That's true that's true. I chant hang out. I get terrible panic when I walk off stage. I feel like I'm wearing clown shoes and I'm like eighteen feet tall. You go from a god in the sample size. You've chosen. Here is fifty three minutes of me the way I want you to see me now. I'm GONNA fucking disappear. There's is rooted in the lobby on your pretty cute. You WanNA come back to my hotel. I'll fuck your husband to who cares. So you wanted to pursue dreams with autism as opposed to the autistic support groups and ASPERGER's support groups. You see people with on the spectrum talking about their dreams and not moving towards them exactly Because they're stuck in a routine. I don't WanNa simplify your answer. But I'll just do it because they're stuck in that routine of talking about their dreams are not doing. Yeah and I wanted to break that routine I wanted to. What was the hardest? was there a hard part of breaking every team Yeah was the stage is hi. It's suffered I think you also told me at one time when you started you. Suffered from. Stage fright is still suffered from stage fright. That's normal by the way because then everyone here on the world is talking in front of an audience. Go and you do it every night and the more you do it the more that will go away. Yeah but but for a guy that is socially awkward. It's and has trouble socializing and you have a hard time reading people's reactions. Yeah I feel feel like it could also go the way of well. I can't read the reaction anyway. So fuck it. Yeah obviously to go up and talk. Yeah and that's why I think you know you. You told me to stop asking people how I did but like I think I was very mad at you too. Yeah because I do you ask people who I do because I just WANNA be fine. You know. And that's part of the reason why I can't tell I could tell off energy. Do you can hear them laughing. Yeah you know how much time it takes to start the next joke because the last resin stopped yet. Yeah and I think that's the least asperger's thing about you. Because I was guilty of that asking people how did host world of warcraft and blitz Khan and it would go great and I go back to tell room across the street and I would ask. I'll go on the Internet. Just read how I did. It was like he was on drugs. He was inappropriate way touch. That minor was like what guy was like a bulb on his helmet. And like I was there and I had to just stop going to social media and see how he's doing I heard Greg proops on his podcast marksman in the world. Say if you look up anything about yourself on the Internet Internet you are and you deserve to be everything you read. That's that's true. I'm I'm guilty of it too. I mean I read myself too and I I think there's a negatively on the Internet that I'm I'm trying to stay away from you. Should you know as a high school wrestling coach. I haven't had this talk with my wrestlers yet. 'cause I follow all them on him. Spot weird accounts like with one guys account was nick bigger. I I've found that guy on my team. It was and I pulled him aside and I go. That's just got to be done tonight tonight. Ten night that's over if someone's always watching college recruiters a boss Girlfriend's dad goes. Yeah I know you. You're the white kid who has an account. Nick bigger nobody and mile. But I WANNA ask my wrestlers like what do you get from instagram. Because there's nothing nothing nothing in your phone is right now. They one of the best things I've ever said nothing thing in your phone is now at some shit. You WanNa get two or some shit. You got to respond to that happened back then. Right when I'm on the phone for two days I fifty six texts. None of them marill important whatsoever and fifty three of them are from me. Forty you know job of yours. I love the one that really got me. Go on this guy's this guy's like a different breed of cat. This is a great comedian. was at the Improv I saw. I don't think you're opening for me. I think it was just maybe guest bought walk and talk about having ass burgers and being on the autistic spectrum. He said you know I was different from other kids. They were making paper. Airplanes is making paper. Airports sort of blew my mind. That blew my fucking brains figuratively the older McDonald's to Bob Newhart and everything it has no he goes up when you pitch to the host. There's an art of the fake Pitch Pitch. Because you don't have an idea or your idea you know it's going to work but you don't WanNa give away the jokes and the pitch meeting in front of everybody because then at the table read. No one's GonNa Laugh. You gave the jokes away at the Pitch Kevin Nealon enorm- were the best at the fake pitch. Their fake pitches were better than any of my real pitches. So Bob Bob Newhart sitting there. I realize people always they mix up figuratively literally say guy. Hey Hey would you like that movie. Took your gal out to the movies. How'd you like that movie Guy Goes? Oh my God it was so funny. I literally laughed my hat off but as heads thanks yeah still on his by Bob Newhart Sense. Something was off. It was a fake. He knew somehow he knew it was bullshit a- and he goes I'm not I'm not sure I follow his you know. Oh my God I literally Shit my pants Dan. You just scared me. But they don't have shit her pants and they just got skin and new are just A. I'm sorry quit Bob Newhart. The best comedian ever smarts erudite brilliant dry enormous outsmarted ben catches on Newhart is fucking whether he goes. Or here's here's another. Hitler takes Algeria. And you ask all those out and we're just in awe like this went on for eleven minutes. Yeah there's thirty other people that haven't picked yet and so you ask. The ALGIERIAN. Had probably some Moroccans had veal being occupied by Germany. Me They go on. It's literally the worst thing ever happened to me but a week later they're in a concentration camp going into showers to be killed so there wasn't literally the worst thing at all. I the thought of looking into the future but and new art goes out now Jerry. I'm Algierians I'm really kept alley versus Frazier Razer and then eventually Bob Newhart cracks. A smile numerals. Show here that we that Saturday you say. The only sketch nor mandate in was him as Charles Kuralt had no scheduled and they got on the air. He was an old man makeup. That's like I'm from like sixty minutes or like he was retiring. A that was the oldest bullshit anyway. New Art Block and shifted out. That's it's very hard because part of the reason why a laugh so hard when you do president because it's spot on where that's how he is and that's the genius I assume to you know. And that's what makes I think norm hysterical like nor it's weird to me that people don't find him funny like my sisters. I don't get yeah. I'm I'm like. What are you not getting I Germany in the world and his clothes I mean I feel this is a bald statement on my part? I feel norms funnier than prior. You know I think it's a bold statement balls it is oh I saw vice at bull. I'm funnier than prior. Yeah I think you're insane but I can't I mean it's what makes it worse race as we think of different words is GonNa win norm. I told you this and you're happy. You want me to tell the story. Sure I don't WanNa take up your time on this podcast I love you. I love you too but I want. They won't to know how funny you are. The best rate of all time was at Saturday night. Live Fred Wolf wrote a sketch. David Spade was selling weight. Loss formula like those infomercials it was essentially just crystal meth and shake in a crack pipe. And it's like I'm GonNa make you thin and everytime David Spade spoke spoke. The voiceover went snake. Don't let the snake right you. And he go. You gotTa ride the snake smoke the by.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"I think that there. I think that we all like us. Humans Phil Protected. And you know when you have autism and stuff you might be eh to relying on the saying you know like for example cheeseburger every day six days in a row. You're tired you don't. I don't want to eat a girl cheese on the seventh day because they're so used to your body's craving hello. Yeah when your healthy your body healthy yeah so I think that that's That feeling is hard to break the habit. It's breaking the it's it's breaking the tradition. They're used I think it's really hard for us to that. It seems to open pose. Yeah is at I circle back but again I'm coming from ignorance is that I've found with you. Look you're one of my dear friends and you know I love you and I know you love me. I love you so much. I gave you my Eddie Jones scart. Yes greatest maybe the best gift I've ever gotten certainly from a committee Kiesler basketball player by the way this asperger's ever known autistic fucking of session. Kate's favorite basketball player is Eddie Jones former Laker number. Twenty five the number six. He went to Temple University. And I by the way fucking Love Eddie. So keep his all time. Favorite Basketball Player was Eddie Jones. I like Alan Iverson. He's like my Jones. I'm like really. He's like yeah and he knows every stat like green room at the San Jose Improv. On Friday night I keep just goes. I brought all my extra James Cards basketball cards for you because these are all my extra Lakers Charlotte Hornets. There's there's like a teammate way shirt and a bugging ahead of best buy fucking timber wolves for some Shit and in it I love them. It's the best gift I've ever gotten from comedian. Ever ever like somebody fucking Cadillac. He wouldn't touch those cards because those cards would be in the Cadillac. Yeah that was awesome. Row I've noticed self-talk seems to skew towards negative and negative. Not like fuck that guy to like this person. Because you're not the kind of person more like self effacing and I feel like I'm bothering everybody I don't want to be a pest. Yes yes yes I. I tend to apologize a lot especially on stuff. That's probably not really my fault. I understand. It's nothing nothing asperger's I think it's child really. Yeah I mean Your Dad Dad left when you're yeah my dad left and then we're me too. Yeah my grandfather died and two thousand eleven so I told her I was twenty four so so to your dad's out but he's still alive so he's around so as you get older you're like what's wrong with me. That is going to hang out with me. I'm son Yeah that would make me feel a little sheepish. And that a twenty four the guy who was your dad pops he dies and then your dad now kind of snaps into the role of Dad after his dad dies. Yeah so I guess as head coach I wouldn't guess yes I would. My my summation would be not having a constant grandfather was was constant. But that's that's weird for any kid like where is everybody and they left. GIPP your I mean I know they left the whole thing but we only go by ourselves. We're the lead in our own play. I I mean I I don't know where is he now. Do you have any contact with your dad with my my biological. Dan Birthdays and Christmas. We tax He lives in Wisconsin. He has a wife and he also has another child who I don't. That's got to be crazy. It's like a lifetime of what could what could have done. This alternate reality right in front of.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"For a long time. Yeah because a lot of people don't know what autism is. It's also very taboo subject where people might think. I'm making fun of it or making fun of people who who who have autism dating that I don't have it you know I feel. I feel that that might be part of your trouble socializing because it's all assumption because if you have asked Burgers and you're you don't make a meal of it. There's only the couple of jokes really about and they're great jokes. Nobody can think you're mocking it if you have. And you're telling me why didn't you have it you'd be diabolical. GEICO he'd be a bond villain if you like pretended have asked Burgers just for those three jokes her good. Yeah that's what I. Yeah that's what I don't get it like after every single show it like this lady last night she said. Do you really have aspirations. I was like yeah. She's like Oh you could hardly tell and it just happens after every single. Show what I want to be banging your fucking forehead with pots and pans. low-flying aircraft now. I was like we're the pots and pans. Where how to tell you? It asked Burgers doing stand. That's what areas to me like. What was her point of reference expert? Because I talk about having aspirin so she had no experience with it. Yeah and a lot of comedians actually do like Tom. Arnold has asked Burgers. He's the best. Yeah he one of those guys. He's like a moral compass. If you meet somebody and they should talk Tom Arnold. You don't have to be friends with that person. Yeah he just one of those guys talk Tom. Arnold I got you can go fuck yourself sweetest guy he is he is he. You know so was part out of not telling the audience about asperger's I gotta thank It's like it may be part of it in the beginning. I'm talking about it's private. It's maybe I don't need to share. It's private embarrassing. Maybe I'm reaching for straws. Here was part. I don't want to admit it. I WANNA be a great comic independent of my ass burgers now. The.
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"And I think we got to it like about an hour in but I didn't really care it was all about the JV's I've fascinated anatomy. He was nine thousand nine hundred and he played with. JV's and I'll share this with your greatest thing to me. Every sentence podcast said Buzi Collins. He's he hadn't been paid him. His brother. Catfish hadn't been paid yet by James Brown and they the same business manager somehow and the business manager said tell them you want two hundred and fifty dollars a week each and tell him. I said it's okay so they had to go to James Brown's hotel room. He says come in the doors open. Everything food is just everywhere. He's just got savage eating just conquering life and then go walsall so all those James also fifty real meek little kids and he he goes. He told you that I'll give you three hundred now. Get Out and booties said and back. I'll never forget you remember this. He goes back then that was like a million bucks and then he looked up because it was a million bucks. It was an accident story. That's like yeah we gotta get. Derek smalls and boots he together but I don't want you to mount will turn the air con up yet. DEREK SMALLS MUSIC DOT COM. It's a great it website at old realizing what they mean by easily navigate. I was a kid. I'm just trying to jack off. Leave me alone now. I'm like Oh like everything drops down. These these are a nice changes while you know everything's autism and so you know designing pro ball I believe so. Is that a name. We'll talk about it. Yeah I can read it certain drummer from Sir. Oh sure Taylor organs. Oh I forgot to mention all the drums on the record. I'm pretty fired up about a Chad Smith from a Chili. Peppers looks like we'll feral. Jim Kelton is on the record Jim counter there is a a look or you could just tell me you been my oracle. I want to tell you to look it up. Tim Kelton he's sit legendary L. A. Drama with everybody in rock and roll. He is like the drama you know that means aides or or like the spur you owe her the original drama from which all is that a word or you know or so. Jim Kelly you're looking at right now onto Taylor are my. I don't want to mess me that Internet addict awesome that yeah I mean a lot of organs can sing too well. We didn't let him know and everybody's intact so when you now this is interesting as we talked about it. It'd be the judge of that but okay. You're going to start now with the judgy. No I know it's going to be fascinating. Senate good. I needed that feet creepy. See how a mother myself to make. It had yes very sweet. Thank you so forget what I oh saying. Oh yeah until the TAP thing drums. I know about this because stop for a minute. It was very bizarre reminder where it was yeah. Usually it's Corey's cuts so the the okay. Let's the hounds really far away to go trust river to get them off my set. Was I know I'm GonNa get on you. Say That's how it works but he's still alive. Yes I'M GONNA explain to this guy and this is going to be interesting. When we get to being a cyclist myself off sadness tightness. Don't look at me like that. I'm not I'm looking at you admirably actor that committed to something that that black black and white and it will not read actually well read all over yeah so I'm familiar with the devils hangups shall we say and he's he's hung up the number three trinity yet A. B. Six six six just a bunch of threes. So what will we into spinal tap mainly three hundred me so the drama was disturbing that that how see now and so all the dramas that have plagued with me report. I checked check with of course afterwards because they would say made. No both the dramas played on the record because we divide the insurance and everything never felt better may never felt that they weren't the fourth. They weren't the add on US right. That should be published. That's really fast now. It is no way assuming the public like they do. We just broke it like that's it. It has to be three and it just had to be three the evil Trinity Yeah See Satan Satan House. Doesn't he always no. Well yeah this one this about that. I I mean I record a song on the hell to pay which we do live to which is about how Satan thinks. He looks track eleven. I got edited track eight and then you were coming over because it's got put together quickly bum titus. They're small. I'M GONNA listen. It is all day a lot and tomorrow I'm in put around around repeat. I am and leave it alone. I'm thrilled thrilled. You're here and everybody. Let's go to the Wilton November six more theater. You guys already know that dates. Turks malls and he's he's. He's he's one. He's one he's earth. You are brother on him to you. Are Him capitalize. Put a late. Thank you uh-huh ah..
"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"Collins Buzi brand new about Derek smalls response. was he a freak. Oh Nice so which one is more he entering England with freak out because you technically. I'm edge of Duff to say that but you know that's the goal Mexico. You WanNa be technically perfect but I do. Do you hit goal every time you go out on stage now. Okay Oh time wise. Yes well yeah one hour if the light goes on you you don't need to watch. It's inside you. It's just thirty thirty. Two years of this show stinks. It's them of course yeah. I got it down to a science quote again playing Bass Guitar but so you know what time it is at all times not at all times there's markers I'm aware how long have we been talking right now. We've been about sixteen minutes seven. I think that's a loan I don't think so. How long have we got here in long yeah all right. I don't waste your time so he added. Okay thank you when you are in a band like spinal tap. Yes and talk or for that matter spinal tap yes or for that when you were telling your mom left to join jazz was a jazz band. Well we see a swing oganization over the heart and Totti's so the band and become a defacto family raised by a single that I wish race but he was great. He was great. Yeah Duff the smallest deficit so in the dynamic spinal tap who in the ban was your mother who WanNa know if I had a mother and spinal tap. I have brothers evens it was it was in work life. No mother probes yeah yeah. I mean sometimes times. I feel like a motherless child. You are literally no feeling I mean not literally because no right. Yes she bounced. She left yeah she left. We didn't hear from ever again even when my dad died so he had a mother figure in your life ever as a woman in your life that has been women in my life yeah. I I hope so yeah rock God yeah capital on that one but there have been a mother figure for their smalls at some point in the journey. I think I was on mom really yeah. I think you have nothing to go by. There's those Diorama future studies that that you're more impressive than you even let on well. I knew what what I needed and that was mothering mother so I did that to me. Step one of Derek smalls mothering Derek smalls. What was the first thing you have to go to you. What was the was the first stop sympathy. Let yourself off the hook yeah. Just it's okay. It's okay it's okay. It's okay see yeah I mean my dad did a bunch into that too but he was busy with his work and then when he was around it was left to me. Job Sanitizing phoned really in Britain. It was big doc. We're very germophobic sort of just this feature the old style telephone handset you know what's up against all the time yup bloody mouth night and yeah well forget your hands your mouth. It's just a jump in there but there are. I'm the only one using my phone maybe maybe in England as well. I mean rob. People come over. Can I use your phone. Well no no. I don't won't jump. You don't do that so this was to deal with that problem. See that hand sanitized phones. He'd come in sprays work. Yeah it handwork look like you but she's me. You do have worked as well. Oh I see I didn't makes is yeah. I mean that's that's you and you're not a hand job. Though knows that handwork it's handwork but it's not a hand trump. Both both your you and your father made a career using your hands properly. Yes that's correct for others and I often often. I think that if he'd been alive today with these I mean these things these cell phones we've got these are the dirtiest little these are germ. Germany's this thinks in on the planet earth and he could have figured out. I phoned sanitizing APP and made billions Oregon John Mad- why because the amount of germs any amount of the transfer the APP would take care of it. You see he's GonNa get through other germs though to get to the Oh yes people trying to of nine. He was a fighter. He was a fighter through the got to the but he was just hired people in China through the election style thank you how's your father died in a an infarction what an infarction and infarction infarction is hot thing infection nations function in Fox and if a C. D. literally function talks. Don't I have one. I don't plan on it. Well going up. Those stairs like you will turn theater. According I will be there the more the listeners of the podcast because my last name is more they'd become known as more years. It's a nice way to sell t shirts yeah dirk smalls. Does your fan base had like a flaky collision. No I nobody stone yet. You know the smaller Stettin I wouldn't rush it. I wouldn't you know let let it fell but he's sixty organic holy. Thank you might you'd better time than you are is seventy five except well then you get on yeah yeah make. America great again is taken right from why limit yourself to just America will because I'm British yeah okay. That's yeah okay. That's fair thank you. I try to be fair at all times. I think you're very fair. Thank you is that sort of a job of basis to be that because the base is such an even Keel Instrument. Yes the backbone and the whole yeah yeah yeah. You're the you're the grounding you're the every electical think think about it. This way. Take every electrical circuit has to be what grounded grounded that little that little pin right. I'm that little pin so the rhythm section of the band. The spine is the base in the Jones. Yeah the drummer is more He's more showy. We also well sometimes. Sometimes a bass player does that I'm listening to motown. It's all the Bass and the drummer just does these fills every repaid bombarded bomb and then he goes away but the James Jameson kind of thing that's going on in motown. He's keeping a time then he or yeah I think basis and comics were just sort of timekeepers. We've been we manipulate time. We've ended up yeah. I was GONNA ask us with eighty circling back the spinal tap. It's a big part of enormous party for yours when you keep losing drummers by death or by accident mishap yeah yeah how a hard is it for. Derek smalls to be that backbone when the other part of the backbone keeps disappearing well that that puts the the anus on me to be the chief timekeeper a new drummer will come in would come in and I'd say rule. This is how we're doing this and show him and then he'd own but it was down to me really with all of with that. I mean the curse. Did it affect you the most. What did you say out of all the band members I had to deal with. I mean they wouldn't really talk to the new dramas along because because they thought it was a waste of time why bother making contact where voting they knew it was going to go well yeah sure 'cause so they figured well let us snow when you've sort of broken him in right and they can still alive and if he's still alive with in. I don't know if there's any other band that's had had to cycle through that. Many different pieces like the black crowes go through lead guitars. They thought that their sixth yeah so mark. Ford Audley freed Luther Dickinson Liu your regular pedia the stones replaced Mick Taylor Find Jones. Has you know but Ron Woods. Woody's Today's the guy. You're a Ruckus pedia. Hey I'm a fan yeah. Do you know of any other bandits have to replace members as much spinal. TAP is replaced TRAUMAS. I don't it's occurs. Why have a drama Rocco Ruggero. You gotTa have the drama. It's in the book says what Book in the Book Rock and Roll Book Bobby Taumoepeau now no little rock and roll you have to have I mean there's bands without basis. The doors that basis the the doors never had a organised. If you ask me by agree with you I just fell in love from so sick. sicker Raymond's Eric's were at Howick start. Everything rock and roll wasn't all about big Jim. If animals could talk Derek smalls which when you think would be the rudest the rudest in in terms of where they speak most rude most offensively rude WanNa be a wallaby yeah. That's fantastic won't be because people think he's so cute so warm and fuzzy and you just go fuck you fuck. You made the fuck you up. I love it yeah and you'd be your water. Be Talking when you're doing these shows. I saw you with a symphony but there was also a second symphony. Yes Oh you whereas at show I watched it. Oh you've seen it yeah yeah. I don't know if I could bring up the Internet as much been avoiding it because the Internet addiction aww going through two bouts of treatment for that so forgive me but it seems very broad like Internet addiction seems very. It's like having a an eradiction or no. No no the in mostly broad if you go online every day for everything well I couldn't. That's what I was. I was was doing too much. It's like if you got all your air from one little box and use your box all day. Somebody said you could you just by walking out. I'm I'm doing fine right here with his box though yeah but it's an addiction was it you. WanNa get out and do something other than sitting in inhale you box all day back when my understand what you're saying it depends on how happy that made me so. There's a risk reward to any addiction so you're addicted to the. Internet is anything specific on unit within hours. Just just had no no no no no just logging on just had to be with the screen and my then go friend said this buddy addiction and looked me in two days and I said well look at you but that's it's not a story you're hilarious so wasn't like a specific group of sites websites. We would just immediately think pornography now. Internet addiction yeah of course you don't strike me as a porn guy 'cause chicks. You got your danced deaths right. That's the Huntington's. I get hung punky. 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"mohr" Discussed on Mohr Stories With Jay Mohr
"Jugglers. You've been in one of ten <music> our there's probably more available all things but you went back. Buddy hackett said to me once dingo by out that way point one percent of your actual talent being used used somebody said why don't you come back. I went on stage. It was an abject disaster. I'm assuming back killed older like i'm dumb give because it was a comedy cost and all my friends came to support the final night. So why do you think you can go back to that. That's very supportive of nurture. I no no i was really terrified us pure of success now. I think it was more. I really like i'm pretty social right and so at first that's when i started going nobody would talk to me and it was really hard and i just need. I just need like a little encouragement or like little like hey acknowledgement and people in august and then once people start doing that. It felt a little better and now i just like trying to be really nice because it really sucks to walk into a room and no one's talking to you. It's just hard so weird. I don't know why happens like i was thinking about recording today up my son off cam and i realize it's not the norm. I don't think to me an opener and mike just be friends right away and just stay friends. I don't think that's a regular thing. Ariz has just a couple of guys that do it but it's like. I don't know any other way that possibly could sustain my success like my inside inside happiness without like me you. Although there was another kid on the show i forget his name but yeah he's really funny jack all he was really funny landscape zero. I love him all in that green room and it was just what i need. You guys to get out of my get out because i like yeah. I actually not talks awesome. I can't say i can't say i can't leave. Delivers kick people out for lack of a better expression is i'm incapable of not talking. If anybody else is in my mind i would not stop. I'm a fucking dog with it should took like corey gets kicked out of my dressing room on t._v. Shows so stupid. Movie quotes yeah chatting. I but it's right. It's a mania at any connection like yeah no about needing urgent because insatiable allow i had like that. I make myself sick and like everybody's. Everybody's got to get out not liking me pain. I really like direct to get out on my seriously shouldn't go. It's totally cool. So did you camp as a kid because i dropped my son up at this fucking nuts can't did you go to camp corn cam. I never yeah yeah. That's kind of what i will. They could take care about you now. It's different now. They like really karen they'd holler at. It's all about the kids what it was like at my grammar school kick ball park next to the school it'd be like board board games and some kick think my middle school during the summer we'd go and hang out for shares but it wasn't like an official. Go away camp. People grownups right under on this is what we're reading on fitness pay. He's eight years old. It's the palestinians between santa monica pierre malibu's all pitch..
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"Ning get that hair going get yourself some great lettuce that is great that does not stink at all for him dot com slash more put your name on what's your name put your name on it i'm not to hear about it pot his roads little time bogota at all times type of memory turn your bones to bones glad hey doing friends it's jj more stores podcast comedy science edition wednesday wednesdays hump day right i'm day right so that means that middle your weak and maybe your job stinks so maybe let's go down memory lane go through some great old standup comedy bits i'll break it down for you like a jeweler with a loop it'd be a hip hop lyric i'm looking at you like a jeweler through a loop we got richard pryor way meaning me why no dealing with dracula and that is where the every man drop from the beginning of more stories podcast and we played it incessantly on the jay mohr sports radio show that's where that comes from and i'm excited about this one i i'm putting this out late forgive me i was waiting to see you for patrie on page was up and running patriae basically you be able to donate to this podcast because the amazon thing is not going to be happening anymore we were found in it's not going to happen anymore kudos to them that's i use amazon all the time but patriot is going to be a very direct way for you to just kick in some money and there's going to be a lot of benefits like if you kick in a certain amount it won't be crazy money don't worry it'll be like this episode is brought to you by my sister's ass but insert your name there.