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Biden tests positive for COVID-19, returns to isolation
"President Biden again is tested positive for COVID-19 The president has returned to isolation following his positive test Saturday White House physician doctor Kevin O'Connor says in a letter that Biden has experienced no reemergence of symptoms and continues to feel quite well Biden was just cleared three days ago to exit coronavirus isolation In accordance with Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidelines the president will reenter isolation for at least 5 days The agency says most rebound cases remain mild and that severe disease during this period has not been reported Mike Hempen Washington
Economist Stephen Moore Joins Brandon to Discuss the Recession
"Like I promise you yesterday, I was going to bring on a person who's an expert who's smarter than me on these topics. One thing you guys are going to know about me is that I speak with common sense, I'm authentic, but I'm not the smartest person in the world. So I recruit smarter people to talk about certain subject matter, so we all become smarter together. So I'm going to bring in a gentleman who I think is amazing. Stephen Moore, he's a distinguished fellow in economics at the heritage foundation. He's also the founder of the committee to unleash prosperity. Steven, welcome to the off state of show. It is still fair to be with you. Thanks for having me. And I know great expert on this stuff. But you know what? You don't have to be an expert to understand what's going on with this economy right now. It's just a disgrace. Yes, yes, I think that most people will understand that it's a little bit of common sense sprinkled in with facts, and I think we'll understand, but I have a few questions for you, then I had is that are we in a recession? Well, the dictionary definition of a recession two quarters of negative growth. And unfortunately, we've had that and we confirm that yesterday. Now look, it's a mild recession. It's not we were slightly negative in the first quarter and slightly negative in the second quarter. But the biggest problem right now, I'm calling this a recession in people's personal income. In other words, what's going on right now is that the inflation rate is running at about 9 to 9 and a half percent. And wages are rising by about 5 to 5 and a half percent. So I think the math is pretty easy there, right? If you've got 5% wage growth in 9% inflation, you're following behind. And by my best estimates, the average family when you adjust for the inflation that's out of control has lost about 3000 to $5000 in income in just the last year. That's a lot of money. Let's say you got a family with a 60, $75,000 income. That's a big loss
Has Joe Biden Taken Us Into a Recession?
"Also in The Wall Street Journal, investors bet fed will need to cut interest rates next year to bolster the economy. Yeah, we're going to be in a recession. As of Thursday, when the GDP comes out, and by the way, we're going to have a clear division between left wing, legacy media, and old school legacy media between the people who say, well, a recession started in Q one, 2022, and those would say, this isn't a real recession. The latter people are spinning for Biden. We're going to be in a recession. They're obviously preparing the way so that people don't freak out. It is a recession. I don't know if it's going to go three quarters or four, but it's a recession. Apparently going to be a mild one, but it's a recession. Joe Biden took us into a recession. That's what you need to know. Democrats took us into a recession.
Biden's COVID symptoms improve; WH says he's staying busy
"I'm Mike Gracia reporting President Biden's COVID symptoms improved and The White House says he's staying busy I'm feeling much better than I sound President Joe Biden and The White House painted a picture Friday of the 79 year old president still at work despite being diagnosed with COVID-19 one day earlier but during a video conference with his top economic team This is a 38th day in a row of declining retail gas prices Biden's illness was evident Doctor Ashish jha The White House COVID-19 response coordinator The president is doing better He slept well last night He ate his breakfast and lunch Biden's doctors say his COVID symptoms are mild and he is responding to treatment The White House says none of the 17 people determined to have been in close contact with Biden when he might have been contagious have tested positive Biden will be in isolation in The White House living quarters for 5 days Mike Gracia Washington
President Biden and the Big COVID Lie
"Have the founder. The medical doctor of the physician who was the founder of America's frontline doctors. It's where I sent you folks if you wanted to try to get Ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine and zinc. Both of which I took for about a year, I've had COVID twice. And I had the delta, which was supposedly and was serious in many cases, and I had the omicron, which is, in my case, it was a mild cold. I have enough antibodies to actually offer them as a gift to those who would like. She and I met at a rally for a freedom that you can't tell people. You will be fired from your job if you don't take a vaccine. That obviously doesn't work. I'd like you to hear doctor gold, I'd like you to hear what the president of the United States who now has COVID said a year ago. You're okay. You're not going to you're not going to get COVID if you haven't. These vaccinations. Yeah. So would you and I'm perfectly fine with whatever answer you have. Would you characterize that as a lie? 100% lie. We had Rachel wolinski, how did they see saying the same thing? But you couldn't get it. We had to sustain the same thing. They all said it. There was no way they didn't know why. I'm not a scientist, but I'm a bedside condition, so when you read the applications of the Pfizer Moderna applications in December of 2020, when they were authorized, they clearly stated they did not stop transmission all it did was reduce the severity of the symptoms, the problem with that is that it's the least able to cause a weekly vaccine in the middle of a respiratory pandemic. You will just encourage the creation of variants and that's exactly what we see
Bret Baier: The Timing of Biden's Positive Case & Mask Mandates
"Right now, look at San Diego. The San Diego scoop, school board is going to make kids mask up again. Well, here was Brett bear, moments ago on Fox News channel pointing out the peculiar, not peculiar, but the remarkable timing of the announcement today that Joe Biden has COVID. Listen, he says they say he's experienced very mild symptoms. If you're vaccinated and we've seen people bounce back from this very easily, especially the latest variant, but obviously you have to be cautious. I think that this is just an interesting time because you've got, you know, different states doing different things. San Diego school district saying, mandating that kids have to wear masks. Have to wear masks. And if they don't, they shouldn't show up for school. Now you have the president with COVID and it brings back this whole public policy issue about COVID and where we are. I don't think that there are going to be any CDC guidelines that somehow are anywhere near as strict as they were over the past couple of years. But it brings the issue back front and center when the president tests.
Does Paxlovid Cause COVID Rebound?
"And doctor Siegel said 79 years old with heart disease and A-fib, he could have mild symptoms, but it can turn severe pretty quickly. He said, giving him pax lovid. By the way, I keep saying pax Levi, I think the way they, I saw admiral Gerard this morning, he said, pax livid, her pax lovid. Doctor Siegel agrees with that treatment. He said the rebound, there's no point that it's the drug causing the rebound, Doctor Fauci had COVID rebound. After taking pax lovid, so did my friend Joey Hudson, Joey was prescribed pax lovid after he tested positive for COVID. Joey had some pretty, you're not terrible symptoms. Peg had some pretty tough symptoms. She was sick. She was real sick. A couple of weeks ago. They both recovering fine though. Peg is negative. Feeling great. Joey, again, got COVID rebound. And doctor Siegel says, when you get COVID rebound, you get a second round of pax lovid.
Biden tests positive for COVID-19, has 'very mild symptoms'
"After nearly two and a half years of the virus pandemic COVID-19 has hit President Biden Until now he had seemed to defy the odds But The White House says the president tested positive this morning In a way I'm not surprised that he's acquired COVID given the interactions he has to have with people and how widespread COVID remains University of Pittsburgh virus expert doctor Graham Snyder notes the president's fully vaccinated double boosted and now on an antiviral He's put himself in a place to have the best possible outcome For now his doctor says the president has mild symptoms mainly a runny nose and fatigue The White House says he will isolate their while carrying out his duties The president tweeted I'm doing great adding that he's keeping busy Sagar Meghani Washington
Admiral Brett Giroir: I Would Be Cautious About Biden's COVID Case
"Here was admiral Brad Gerard, cut 18, I believe this is courtesy of Fox News, reacting to this announcement from The White House that the president has tested positive for COVID. He is said to have mild symptoms, a stuffy nose, a dry coffee. He didn't sleep very good last night. Again, 79 year old man who is facing now, his own battle with COVID. Here's admiral Brett girard. I think we need to be quite careful because the president is at advanced age. He also has underlying health conditions, including atrial fibrillation. He said previous aneurysms and strokes. So I would be cautious. I wouldn't be so, so rosy potentially as doctor makary, that everything's going to be fine. He is at risk. The other issue I would say is that pax lovid is obviously a very good drug, but it has drug drug interactions with many of the drugs I believe the president is on, including blood thinners or anticoagulants, and it could cause dangerous changes in that. So I'm sure The White House medical unit is on this and is monitoring that. But that is one issue with paxil of it in addition to the rebound that I would watch for with the president.
White House Confirms Biden Has Taken Paxlovid for COVID Recovery
"President Joe Biden has tested positive for COVID. The White House moments ago released a statement. Saying that he's fully vaccinated twice boosted experiencing very mild symptoms. He has begun taking paxlovid, pax Levi is a drug that I think Doctor Fauci, Tony Fauci took it as well. And of course, Fauci experienced rebound COVID, which is said to be one of the complications of pax livid, in fact, I've got a good friend who I've shared with you has had rebound COVID. From not mistaken Joey took paxil levit as well. But that supposed to be a pretty powerful and effective medication, especially for the elderly and vulnerable people who have COVID-19.
President Joe Biden Tests Positive for COVID-19
"Breaking now on the Mike Gallagher show. President Biden has tested positive for COVID. The president of the United States is said to be experiencing mild symptoms, but you know, I think a lot of people's worst fear was that this definitely elderly, fragile, some would say feeble president who just yesterday evidently messed up and said he had cancer, now he apparently has definitely tested positive for COVID and is going to go through a COVID battle of his own. And listen, I am confident that he's getting the best medical treatment that he can get. When Donald Trump got COVID, weeks before the election? He was treated at Walter Reed, remember famously he had to get on the helicopter and fly over to the hospital and be treated and there were reports that president Trump was a lot sicker than people knew.
Biden tests positive for COVID-19, has 'mild symptoms'
"The White House says President Biden has tested positive for a COVID-19 Spokeswoman karine Jean Pierre says the president has very mild symptoms and has started taking packs lovit and antiviral designed to reduce the virus severity She says he will isolate at The White House and keep fully carrying out all his duties The 79 year old president is fully vaccinated and double boosted is positive test this morning came after a negative result Tuesday in between he visited Massachusetts and was overseas last week Sagar Meghani Washington
UK has warmest-ever night, braces for record-smashing heat
"Britain has recorded its warmest ever night ahead of a day when temperatures are forecast to hit 104°F The national met office weather agency says provisional figures show the temperature remained above 77 F overnight in parts of the country for the first time ever met office forecaster Rachel heirs says the daytime highs would be unprecedented with temperatures even topping 105 Fahrenheit It comes as a hot wave scorching Europe wallops a country More used to mild weather and rain hot weather has gripped southern Europe since last week triggering wildfires in Spain Portugal and France I'm Charles De
4th member of Maine delegation tests positive for COVID-19
"A Democrat from Maine is the latest member of Congress to test positive for the coronavirus The White House today is hosting the first congressional picnic since the pandemic with the vice president cabinet members senior officials and hundreds of lawmakers families and staff invited to the event on the south lawn definitely not attending in person will be made congresswoman Shelley pang who tested positive for COVID-19 She is experiencing mild symptoms the main Democrats says she's fully vaccinated with two boosters She's the fourth and last member of Maine's delegation to announce she had come down with the virus Pin Greece said in a statement that her positive test is a good reminder that COVID is not done with us Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer won't be there either his spokesman announced Sunday that the New York Democrat had tested positive and was experiencing mild symptoms He plans to quarantine but continue working remotely Jennifer King Washington
Senate Majority Leader Schumer tests positive for COVID-19
"Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer will be working remotely after testing positive for COVID-19 The U.S. Senate returns this week after a recess but the Senate majority leader won't be speaking from the floor or walking the halls Chuck Schumer's spokesman Justin Goodman says the senior senator for New York tested positive for the coronavirus and his experiencing mild symptoms In a statement issued Sunday Night Goodman says the 71 year old Democrat is fully vaccinated and has received two booster shots Goodman says Schumer will continue to work through virtual meetings and his trademark flip phone but will follow federal health guidelines and his quarantining this week Jennifer King Washington
Joey Sulipeck Investigated for Tweet Against Draymond Green
"Let's talk about Joey solo pack. Now, you know Joey, you were a meteorologist, your weather guy here in the Memphis area for a very long time before switching over and doing the right thing and coming to radio. Exactly. Exactly. I knew joy for I've known Joey for over 20 years. We did not work at the same station, but I would see him at conferences. I would see him locally and he's always been professional. He's the kind of guy that will walk up and ask you and know, you know, your family's name, how they're doing. He's the kind of guy that you want in the market. So he's a good guy. Very much so. So he's a big Memphis Grizzlies fan, and of course, there was a lot going on. It was a pretty tense rivalry between the warriors and the grizzlies. And he wrote a tweet. Yes, he did. And this goes all the way back to May 7th, and this was when the grizzlies were in the second round against the Golden State Warriors and draymond green is a troublemaker on the court. He runs his mouth a lot, he'll push, he'll nudge whatever he can to get an advantage. And one of the grizzlies players had just gotten ejected for the first time that they had mouthed off to the official. Joy writes, chew on this, draymond runs his knuckle dragging open mouth all game long, but mild mannered, Kyle Anderson disputes one call and gets ejected. Next level, Jack assery. That's it. So basically, he was saying the guy's a Neanderthal. Yes, okay. All right. Well, well, the local sports guy for the commercial appeal. Got ahold of that tweet and turned it into this big racial controversy that literally went nationwide. Everybody was talking about poor Joey solo pet who in the aftermath apologized. He should not have apologized. He did nothing wrong, and then deleted his account, he should not have done that. He did nothing wrong.
Fauci tests positive for virus, has mild COVID-19 symptoms
"The face of America's COVID-19 response has tested positive for the coronavirus The national Institutes of health says doctor Anthony Fauci has mild symptoms The 81 year old Fauci is fully vaccinated and received to booster shots The NIH says he has not recently been in close contact with senior government officials including President Biden for whom he serves as chief medical adviser Sagar Meghani Washington
Candace Owens on Standing Up for Parents' Rights
"What we need to empower parents again. And when I say in power parents, I'm speaking on an individual household basis, right? I don't care what the PTO moms think. I really don't. I just do not give a damn. So your kid, if your kid has ever not able to go to a camp or whatever because he's not vaccinated, just doesn't matter, right? Yeah, not for me. I'll find the ones that he's allowed to go to, right? And too bad on them. He's healthy. It's so bizarre to me. You're treating a healthy person like they're sick and fortunately because of COVID, parents are awakened to how bizarre it is, right? You're saying that there's nothing wrong with my kid. Mikey doesn't have COVID. Even if my kid did have COVID, he's a child, so he has an effective 0% rate of becoming ill from this, right? And yet you're saying to me, my child can't do activities unless they roll up their sleeve and risk getting myocarditis. That's insane. That's not worth the trade off for me. Let me just say this to parents are listening to this. You only get when it comes to your health. It's just one time, you're born with it, you get your health, right? If your child gets myocarditis, there's no cure or fix for that. You've ruined the rest of his life. Potentially for a Facebook post to say, my child graduated. I got so many emails from moms and dads. He's only got one semester left to go, right? Horrible circumstance to be in, by the way. I am completely sympathetic to that. Imagine COVID hits, you have one semester left to go. And they say, well, he's got a rope receiving at the vaccine. And parents are going, I paid all this money, man. I just want him to get the freaking certificate. Wrong decision man, right? You're playing with his health. Now, imagine if you're that parent that did that in your child, suffered from a heart attack, had mild has myocarditis. We have listeners where that's happened. Right, right paralyzed. Paralyzed. I mean, think about the guilt. Think about the guilt that that parent would have for the rest of your life and you do that for a
"mild " Discussed on Aaron Mahnke's Cabinet of Curiosities
"It was a grim scene two enormous whales boiled alive in their tanks by the fire that gutted their home had collapsed through the walls and splattered onto Broadway. Everyone passing by just stared in horror, unsure of what they could possibly do, and who could blame them, because the most famous building in New York City was engulfed in flames, and the animals inside it, both dead and alive, were escaping. In stark contrast to all the chaos and noise and heat of that disaster. At that very same moment in 1865, the owner of the building was stepping onto a stage in Bridgeport Connecticut. And as he did, someone slipped him a note with the news. He unfolded it, Reddit, and then tucked it away and continued speaking. This man wasn't the sort to be rattled. He was P. T. Barnum, after all, but the news of the destruction of his great American museum hit him hard, and he knew things would never be the same. What he didn't know though was how much it would change America. Welcome to grim and mild presents, an ongoing journey into the strange, the unusual and the fascinating. For our inaugural season, we'll be giving you a backstage tour of the always complex and often misunderstood cultural artifact that is the American side show. So come along as we visit the shadowy corners of the stage and learn about the people who were at the center of it all. In a place where spectacle was king, we will soon discover, there's always more to the story than meets the eye. So step right up and get in line. Grim and mild presents premieres Friday January 7th. Subscribe today on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Learn more over at grim and mild dot com slash presents..
"mild " Discussed on Short Wave
"You're listening to shortwave. From NPR. Even in a room filled with voices. We can usually pick out the speech coming from one person. The sugar is very sweet. I mean, how else would you survive the holiday season, right? But after a concussion, those same words can be a lot harder to pick out. And to talk about that experience, I have neuron nerd John Hamilton here with me, hey, John. Hey, heavily. So you cover neuroscience friend PR when it comes to concussions. I thought I knew most of the symptoms like it's headaches, dizziness, memory problems, confusion. Now you're telling me it also affects your hearing. Well, yeah, I mean, sort of. Okay. What's different is that often these hearing problems we're talking about are in people whose ears work just fine. If you gave them a typical hearing test, they would pass. But if you tested their ability to pick out those words, sugar is very sweet, from a lot of other conversations in a room, they would fail. That's because the trouble they're experiencing is in their brain. The concussion, which is also, by the way, known as a mild traumatic brain injury, is affecting the brain circuits that process sound and one of the things those circuits do is filter out background noise so we can focus on a particular sound. So they can hear perfectly well, but they're concussed brain can't decipher and figure out what this sounds mean. Exactly. How often does this happen? It looks like sound processing problems affect maybe 15 to 20% of concussion patients. Of course. Most of these I mean, that's a lot of people, but most of them recover, of course. The thing is, not all of them do. I talk to one of this researchers who is a pioneer in this field. Her name is Nina Kraus. She's a neuroscientist at northwestern university. Here's what she told me. Making sense of sound is one of the hardest jobs that we ask our brain to do. So you can imagine that a concussion getting hit in the head really does disrupt sound processing. Yeah, I can imagine that, but why have I never heard about this? Well, this is a pretty new idea. And scientists are only just beginning to understand what's going on. A lot of doctors aren't even aware of the symptom. They know that concussion.
"mild " Discussed on 90 Day Fiance Trash Talk
"A hard 55. She's let along Psalm wat life. Definitely out in the very hot sun. Yeah. I mean, she said I'm not making this up. She said there was like no walls or ceilings. Yeah, it was like a Hut. Yep. Yeah a lot of sun exposure, speaking of different living situations, let's talk about Brands and Julia home. He's driving in a bus lane cuz he's stupid but they're moving to Richmond and then she's like, Miami, it's like, okay, she's very annoying. They're moving in two weeks, but they haven't told his parents home because they have meltdowns when they bring up the they might move. Okay, I wouldn't take it that far. It's because you're afraid that's why you're afraid them. So, his parents come to meet them at this apartment and their life outside. They're like, they're never going to move and then Betty calls it interesting, but there's no friggin Windows. Okay, she had a really good point there. Yeah. She's like you off. Have a window. Yeah and the window you have pieces of wall and there's no fire escape. She's like and then look at this window just faces the other window. Yeah it was freaky. Yeah that wasn't the greatest thought. So Ron is mad that he didn't tell him before because Ron knows better cuz they are many many houses I know see that's annoying. I don't like that attitude and that's how they know the song is manipulating him which he is. He feels Brandon feels caught in the middle. Listen Branda is branded as mesmerized by the V. That's what it is. Of course. So odd parents said that they needed more notice than two weeks why they're going to get another farmhand. No they're not. Petty said, it's okay. We have to do all the work again. That's okay. When you get your birth or fake sister that used to live there. And oh yeah, she lives on the property and like her RV. Yeah. So now Jim said she lived there for a year but here's the thing jokes. Insane. Looks crazy. She's very bad hairstyle and very dirty hair. Yeah, but that's what I mean. Like she, I don't get good vibes from her. I'd rather hang out with Natalie. I just would Natalie might be more fun, she would be way more fun. First of all, I would be afraid to say anything to her cuz I'd be like she hated me. Yeah, definitely, yeah. I don't know. I feel like she would her flower crown. She swept cleaner. Yeah. I like Yar though, cause I want all the web but I like I would hang out with. You are having nothing to do with my fiance? I think it would be fun. Yeah, exactly. All right. So now let's talk about Angela Skyla comes out dressed like Harry Potter song. Yes, yes, yes. So Angela hasn't spoken to Michael since the fight and now he's calling Skyla non-stop so Angela smokes. A cigarette about it off. Okay, but she asks you smoke and she blames if she's like I never smoked unless it's about Michael, never, smoked she. She only started smoking. She, you know what it is when she was little dog. You just knew she was going to meet Michael one day so I started smoking, Angela has completely lost me. I knew I loved you before. I met you by Savage Garden. Yeah she knew she was going to smoke about Michael before he was even born woke up..
"mild " Discussed on 90 Day Fiance Trash Talk
"She's like we don't even have a house right so now as well as the job as well as dancing with the kids for his mom on fees simon oliver sparking. I know that was fun. That was a cute little thing. He said his mom kind of apologized. Did she not really. She's in salt lake with tammy which is so close. And he tells her about the minivan and he said that kahlani wants away for more kids in his mom's like why that's her job. yeah so his mom's gonna be going back to psalm while but wants to see them. You know her. She wants to see her kids. Yeah right shoes. I don't care about these kids. I don't care about anybody. I just want you to give money on main lifer free boban but you can give them to the birds and bees. I e you. That's what i want. I'm not saying gives me such a thrill but you'll love. Don't pay my bills. I want your money records. yeah But she wants to see them and she wants tammy to bring her. she's like well. Who do you bring me gear. But did you forget. Kalani almost smacked tammy up. They had a hold. Tammy back right. Okay you're okay. good iraq. her kalani would car. I hope they let her free this time for me to know. She beat up a snowman and the previews exciting so also. His mom brings up that they have to make up for baby. Jesus because his birthday is coming up. Oh okay that's the you would say though. I know family. But also i love that. He says that he has to see his mom because she's really old. I mean his whiskers. That's all i betcha. She's not that old honestly she's probably like fifty five and he has a lotta siblings. Two fifty five years a hard fifty five. She's lead wong sammar. Life definitely definitely out in the very hot sun. Yeah i mean she said. I'm not making this up. She said there was like no walzer ceilings. Yeah it was like a hut lot of sun exposure speaking of different living situations. Let's talk about brand julia. He's driving in a bustling because he's stupid but they're moving to richmond and then she's like miami. It's like okay. She's very annoying. They're moving into weeks but they haven't told his parents because they have meltdowns when they bring up they might move. Like i wouldn't take bad far. It's because you're afraid that's why raynham so his parents come to meet them at the apartment and they're like outside like they're never gonna move and betty calls it interesting but there's no frigging shows who she had a really good point there. Yeah she's like you don't have a window and the window you have pieces wall and there's no fire escape she's like and then look at. This window faces the other window. Yeah it was freaky. Yeah that wasn't the greatest. So iran is mad that he didn't tell him before because ron knows better because they own many many houses i know. See that's annoying. I don't like that attitude. And that's how. They know the julius manipulating him which she is he feels. Brandon feels caught in the middle. Listen meaning crow. Brandon brandon is mesmerized by the v. That's what it is so his parents that they needed more notice than two weeks..
"mild " Discussed on 90 Day Fiance Trash Talk
"If you're not on Credit Karma, I don't know, man. I don't know what you're doing. The Credit Karma app is the easiest thing to navigate your way and really have to everyone should know what their credit score is. Absolutely just saying. All right, well speaking of credit kehlani and a swallow are looking for a car with a big window and big wheels, okay? But the thing is like nobody works like just they just don't so, like where I'm going to buy a house. I'm going to buy a car, right? Okay, wage right. Maybe I should work, but what on your part time, Uber driving? Yeah, it's you don't really go and that she doesn't all the way work at all. I don't understand. Who pays for the children, the show I guess it's so crazy, she explains. Now, here's the thing about kehlani. I really like hurt, but otherwise us have to say something vulgar and graphic all the time. I don't know why she said that she used to bring his balls when he sped in some Le yeah, I don't I like I I love that. He kisses her and in the confessional and goes my what? Excuse me, who Lala that was very fun. Fact. Speaking of kissing I I missed a very big part of Tiffany and Ronald. Oh what they had a special squish. Oh yes, they had a squishy kiss and off. They so they told Daniel like that's how you get pregnant by squishy kissing because it's kissing each other's privates. It was a lot. Yeah. And it's like and then she told Daniel, she was pregnant and he said, oh, you and Daddy special kissed. Squishy kiss. Sorry. Not special, cuz that special kiss. Maybe she did. Yeah, weird gross. Well, now, at least we're at the auto store, so he's looking at, minivans? Okay, but there's no talking to him know. So, yeah. Like yeah, minivans good. And then he's like, cuz I want another baby, he tells the salesman. This guy is 100% an actor. Yeah, he's like, oh well. Okay, then that would be great. His hair is feathered. Yes, his hair is like, David Hasselhoff. Like it is Amy little bald spot in the back to as he probably has tiny lots of things he misses. So now also kehlani's like, why would you want to have another baby? Don't you miss my boobs? Why do they do this second dirty discuss. You have, you know, why are you doing this?.
"mild " Discussed on 90 Day Fiance Trash Talk
"And she's like. I think your son is a dish bright. She's like do she may be. But you will go on your journey together and you will find each other at the end of the river. Do she may be. You wanted to have babies with him so now. His mother's like tiffany. It might be in your best interests to leave with me. Tonight will tend to them my pleasure to grandmother which is so. I loved it. They include daniel really everything like he is the family. I do love that a lot. Listen to his mom super nice and remember something. The symphony feels comfortable talking to his mom. Like that too is because they were the ones that were in touch when ronald was in the us. So it's nice that they have a good relationship it definitely is so. I don't think listen. I don't think she was talking. Should about him. But i don't. I don't know if you guys know. But she knows that she's being recorded on the thri. Tell ya bright for the television song. She's not telling any secrets. Buddy best show all right so now. They're going to leave and ronald seems like he's gonna kill her and leave in dish. Yeah he's like very unhappy so they go to this restaurant and they are both getting drinks. But it's like why are you ordering an apple spritz. okay. I agree with that. Can you tell the people about this. It's like okay it's bitter. Yeah doesn't that's the problem. It doesn't have like elderberry in it. Or something yeah or like elder flower. It's like it's just bitter. It's not a good tasted your. It's like if people who drink growney it's people are like. Oh this is everywhere. It must be good. It's not what's that other one campari yet. Okay there's campari in an okay. That's and that's what makes it that. An apple is way and it's not good but it's all the hype now. I'm thinking to myself. She's not going to like this and she does not and she wants something with passion fruit. So they're gonna give her up your average y'all i would like that without the vodka thing. Yeah just a passion for drink right now in my refrigerator yeah. I went to the grocery store that carries many things from very many ethnicities. Okay i have two packets of just passion fruit pulp. We saw that somewhere when we were together right. Didn't we see that. Bought passion fruits. When i was with you okay. That's what it was. I remember there was something passion fruit. She wants to. She's like listen. It's great that you were helpful today. But like all the time i know but why can't you just let it go for a night. Shot up. storyline go on a date so now he's mad that she talked to his mom about what's happening well because he feels like now. They're going to conspire against him. Even though it's not true well they argue and he walks away. I don't even know what the argument was about. I don't know what he got so mad about. But i think he's just hired a feeling like everything he does is wrong. Does it take care of the kid. It's wrong he takes care of the kid. It's wrong like i get it. Go put polonia in your mouth. I like listen. I love baloney. I'm sure i would love polo ni. And i would try it all right. Well i think that it was ridiculous that he spent that much money. Because i like to keep track of my spending and soda you. Yeah we're on top of our credit scores. And i use credit karma to keep on top of mine me too starting..
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"There acid washed jeans. These genes. I think that there's like, I think that this is BS with Charlie. Like this can't be real. It just can't. But his nostrils are red as the day is long. Yeah, they are. They're be Travis going to see their Fig Newton rack. Sorry, I don't know where that came from there. Be tried, it's terrible. Are you hungry for a fig newtons to like Fig Newtons? I really want it from. I do want to try a strawberry moon. I've never had log It's the same thing, though. It's, that, that dried fruit kind of taste. Yeah, I feel like that we get stuck. Okay. Also I feel like cig Newton's are really hyped up and you see the commercials you're like oh this is Faith cake. And then yeah, like this is a bad old person cookie. Yeah, it is. Yes. You know, when, when someone first moved in with me, when we went to be Jake, he got a case of them gross and then you knew that they never ate. He'd ever ate one, he never ate. Because when the garbage, yeah, there's probably just seen a commercial, right? And it got stuck through it. How does that get stuck in your throat? That's like a Popeye's biscuit. You can't swallow that you didn't even give them a drink. No. No, you were like. If you're if you can follow something without a jerk, you shouldn't be eating yet. And you put a whole case from Costco given a clear out your throat, hold, but you want to make a fake Moon smoothie, my friends. What is soaked these in water and he's about like Joey Bag of Donuts at the Coney Island. Hotdog. Eating contest wrote. Oh gross. What's his name? I don't know. Joey Bag of Donuts. This is now, it's Joey. Something the guy. Did he win this year? I don't know. No, I really try to avoid even a conversation about the hot dog eating, yeah. It's very disgusting but I don't know. I don't know how people met boys love to watch that guys love to watch. I. I don't even like to know that it happens. It shouldn't cuz it shouldn't happen. It shouldn't off. All right, so now family business, family business family business. Yes the Charlie said You know, Andre has been sitting on his ass for three years. And then he asked, oh my God, Charlie, we're going to. We just walked in. Uh-huh, know he started off right off the bat and then ensued chimes in and goes, well, you know, my brother Chuck moved to Florida with nothing. And then my dad, lent him money to start a business, right? So that isn't nothing. You got a loan, Grandpa chimes in and it's a cooler. Fuck. Are you don't even say you were here? Where did you come from? You were bombed in the corner a minute ago. Seven years now you're talking on Andre Wright, who are you? I thought you were going to your your, your funeral, your home coming home. So he said that Andre Shoulda brought money into the business, right? So if you're in, so you're going to tell me that. That's what everyone to know that the engine bought a gas when they were seven. Yeah. They're like, we're going to buy and charge their their teeth from the Tooth Fairy. Yes, uh-huh. Guess they paid in teeth and Charlie says that most immigrants to work. I hate him. I hope he gets punched in the face and then I love it. I love it and Sugo's undre. Stop this, you're starting the fight Andre please calm down but meanwhile nobody saw Charlie start the fight, but that's what I mean like that to me, gas to say that was like, ants you saying, like, calm down you're being a hysterical woman..
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"They're beat right because either fig newton read read. i don't know where that came from their beat red. It's terrible are you hungry for new like fig nunes. I really want it from. I do want to try a strawberry. I've never had one. It's the same thing though. It's that dried fruit taste. Yeah i feel like that we get stock. Okay also i feel like fig newton's are really hyped up and you see the commercials you're like. Oh this is fruit and cake like this is a bad old person cookie. Yeah it is. Yes know when someone i moved in with me. When we went to bj's he got a case of them gross and then you knew that. Never eight one. He never want because the bills. Yeah this guy he probably had just seen a commercial right gonna throw it. How does that mark half ice biscuit. You can't swallow that. You didn't even give him a drink. No no you're like if you're gonna if you can't swallow without a jerk you shouldn't be eating it and you put a whole case from cosco clear out your throat. All be picked smoothie my friends but a soak these water. Use them out like joey bag doughnuts at the coney island hot dog eating contest wrote gross. Let's his name. i ora. joey bag a donuts. Joey something the guy did he win this year. I don't know really try to avoid even a conversation about the hotdog eating contest disgusting. I don't know i don't know how people met. Boys love to watch that guys love to watch on. I don't even like to know that it happens. It shouldn't it shouldn't happen it. Shouldn't god all right so now family business family business family business. Yes uh-huh charlie said you know. Andre has been sitting on his ass for three years and then he asked to. Oh my god charlie. we're gonna we just walked in. No he started. He came in hot right off the bat and then ensued chimes and goes well. You know my brother. Chuck move to florida with nothing and then my dad lent him money to start a business right. So that isn't nothing you gotta alone grip pod chimes in and it's like who the fuck you. Nobody said you were here. Where'd you come from. You were bombed in the corner seven years ago and now you're talking on andrei right. Who are you going to your your futre your homecoming. So he said that. Andre shoulda brought money into the business right in. So you're going to tell me that that's what everyone in. Okay thanks jen. Bought into the when they were seven. Yeah they're like we're going to buy their their teeth from the tooth fairy. Yes yes they. Didn't he indeed and charlie says that most immigrants want to work..
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"The origin of shoe man. I'll real the okay. So now andrei told libby that she's never book anything ever again. I wouldn't okay. But i hate that. She's talking shit okay. But here okay. Here's the other thing right now. He's like your book. Anything the only thing that i asked you is that we could park in our. She's like when. I told him and he said yes so but she was trying to make it like it was andres fault for not finding this imaginary. Rv spot yes. She's like he's sad. Yes but like going on you pull over and it's like driving an rv on a one way street. Yeah there's two kids on a toilet bowl right duct tape to the wall. There's who could velcro wall. There's someone over the wheel. Well please please go to aunt's house for a welcoming party. All so i i was just gonna say f. and sue. That was literally my word. She is a nasty little. Twa t freely is by the way they all get covert tested. Yeah i'm sure no one got sure you did now. Charlie is already there and her aunt. Sue aunt nasa gazelle and so. She's really reservations about andre because chuck paid for the wedding and it doesn't sit well with me okay. Who has still no one asked you how sits with you. Yeah nobody likes you. This is why nobody comes to see. You ever live in maryland where banished air bad person breastfeeding in the pool. No were you on the yacht getting no drink stored in your face. No no well. Sh andre walks in. And he's like hello and she's like. Yeah nice to meet you. Handshake he. I've heard so many things about you yes. She's nasty good end bad soon. Nobody cares right well under his whole areas. I love him he goes. I really am looking forward to meeting. The rest of libya's family. Because i would like to know where charlie stupid comes from. I want to see if it's from chuck cider from her mother's side she lives at libby even saiful. The last that was funny. Larry's harleys soda. Why i think they made an extra stupid stupid jeans and they made a super stoop there. Acid wash jeans jeans. I think that there's like i think that this is bs. Charlie like this can't be real but his nostrils are read as the day is long. Yeah they are. They're beat right. Excuse either fig. Newton read read. I don't know where that came from their beat red. It's terrible are you hungry for new like fig nunes. I really want it from. I do want to try a strawberry. I've never had one. It's the same thing though. It's that dried fruit taste. Yeah i feel like that we get stock. Okay also i feel like fig newton's are really hyped up and you see the commercials you're like. Oh this is fruit and cake like this is a bad old person cookie. Yeah it is. Yes know when someone i moved in with me. When we went to bj's he got a case of them gross and then you knew that. Never eight one. He never want because the bills. Yeah this guy he probably had just seen a commercial right gonna throw it. How does that mark half ice biscuit. You can't swallow that. You didn't even give him a drink. No no you're like if you're gonna if you can't swallow without a jerk you shouldn't be eating it and you put a whole case from cosco clear out your throat..
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"Is my favorite couple on the show. Okay, this is my least favorite everything. This is the family dog. De Libby to me. See I don't think the family I really like Andre I just do. I don't mind him. I just really hate her family now. So yeah Andres driving thing and the baby cries and he turns all the way around while he's driving an entire RV. Was what's going on back? You just he needs to know Papa Jake. It's no, well, they're going to an Airbnb in DC and it's a very narrow Street. There's no parking. And her brother-in-law is like, let's just go to the Waldorf home. I'm like, okay, her brother-in-law is so nice. I like her brother-in-law, he reminds me of a budget Baldwin brother. Yes, very good call. Yeah, I like them both in a few, will he is a mild Baldwin? But I like that. He is like, I don't know. Finally, having his back, you know, like nobody ever has on his back, not even his wife, hears them. I feel like everyone just wants to suffer yes. So that they could get mad at him and it's like, I don't want to suffer. I mean, that's true guys. I went to the Waldorf. I mean, I wash the walls Wharf also drink every time they say RV, you'll be dead. I know. I don't know why. Or every time she says Andre, every time they walk toward DC now because they're going to be staying at the Waldorf and not in the Airbnb and they're so upset. Okay, I've toured DC many times. You'll survive. The walking you have to do to play game now, it's very long, know, all that RV is trash. Okay. Did you see the sing? Like, let me tell you a story. I have been on an RV that is exactly like that. But I'm going to tell you the situation that I was in. I'm scared. Okay, I was on tour yes with a rock band of ten guys. Yes that were up drinking. All night.
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"This is my favorite couple on the show. Okay this is my least favorite everything. This is the family day libby to me. Dig the family. I really like andrei. I just do. I don't mind him. I just really hate her family now. So yeah andres driving. And the baby cries and he turns all the way around while he's driving in an entire. Rv what's going on back. He needs to know popica- needs to know. Well they're going to an airbnb in dc and it's very narrow street. There's no parking and her brother-in-law is like let's just go to the waldorf. And i'm like okay her brother-in-law's so nice. I like her brother-in-law he reminds me of a budget. Baldwin brother yes very good call. Yes i liked them. Baldwin if you will. He is a mild baldwin. But i liked that. He is like i don't know finally having his back you know like nobody ever has andres back and even his wife. Here's the thing i feel like. Everyone just wants to suffer. Yes so then. They could get mad at him and it's like i don't want to suffer. That's true guys waldorf. I want to go to the waldorf. Also drink every time they say. Rv you'll be dead. I know i don't know why everytime she says. Andrei everything the they can't toward dc now because they're going to be staying at the waldorf and not in the airbnb and they're so upset okay. I've toured dc many times you'll survive walking you have to do to. It's very long no all that. Rv is trash okay. Did you see the sing. Like let me tell you a story. I have been on an rv. That exactly like that. But i'm gonna tell you the situation that i was in. Oh i'm scared okay. I was on tour. Yes with a rock band of ten guys. Yes that we're up drinking all night long I can't believe you survive that life looking back. I don't know either. Yeah it's so different. Things are so different now. Oh god they are just looking at the. Rv just gives me hives triggers you. That's what i'm saying like okay also. I need to talk about something very obvious. Let's let's put it in. The room was the elephant. So they're driving from maryland to florida. Right this is a sixteen hour drive. Yes we rented the rv so that we could be comfortable but they're but they're not because it doesn't fit because here's the thing when they showed the aerial view. The two little kids are strapped in their car seats on that one bench. Yeah and then. There's four adults sitting around the table. where are the other children there in the back room there in the bed arse. They're laying in coffins. Yeah hard these poor kid. They're laying been they're laying whole the whole time don wheel local.
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"Okay this is my least favorite everything. This is the family day libby to me. Dig the family. I really like andrei. I just do. I don't mind him. I just really hate her family now. So yeah andres driving. And the baby cries and he turns all the way around while he's driving in an entire. Rv what's going on back. He needs to know popica- needs to know. Well they're going to an airbnb in dc and it's very narrow street. There's no parking and her brother-in-law is like let's just go to the waldorf. And i'm like okay her brother-in-law's so nice. I like her brother-in-law he reminds me of a budget. Baldwin brother yes very good call. Yes i liked them. Baldwin if you will. He is a mild baldwin. But i liked that. He is like i don't know finally having his back you know like nobody ever has andres back and even his wife. Here's the thing i feel like. Everyone just wants to suffer. Yes so then. They could get mad at him and it's like i don't want to suffer. That's true guys waldorf. I want to go to the waldorf. Also drink every time they say. Rv you'll be dead. I know i don't know why everytime she says. Andrei everything the they can't toward dc now because they're going to be staying at the waldorf and not in the airbnb and they're so upset okay. I've toured dc many times you'll survive walking you have to do to. It's very long no all that. Rv is trash okay. Did you see the sing. Like let me tell you a story. I have been on an rv. That exactly like that. But i'm gonna tell you the situation that i was in. Oh i'm scared okay. I was on tour. Yes with a rock band of ten guys. Yes that we're up drinking all night long I can't believe you survive that life looking back. I don't know either. Yeah it's so different. Things are so different now. Oh god they are just looking at the. Rv just gives me hives triggers you. That's what i'm saying like okay also. I need to talk about something very obvious. Let's let's put it in. The room was the elephant. So they're driving from maryland to florida. Right this is a sixteen hour drive. Yes we rented the rv so that we could be comfortable but they're but they're not because it doesn't fit because here's the thing when they showed the aerial view. The two little kids are strapped in their car seats on that one bench. Yeah and then. There's four adults sitting around the table. where are the other children there in the back room there in the bed arse. They're laying in coffins. Yeah hard these poor kid. They're laying been they're laying whole the whole time don wheel local.
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"This is my favorite couple on the show. Okay this is my least favorite everything. This is the family day libby to me. Dig the family. I really like andrei. I just do. I don't mind him. I just really hate her family now. So yeah andres driving. And the baby cries and he turns all the way around while he's driving in an entire. Rv what's going on back. He needs to know popica- needs to know. Well they're going to an airbnb in dc and it's very narrow street. There's no parking and her brother-in-law is like let's just go to the waldorf. And i'm like okay her brother-in-law's so nice. I like her brother-in-law he reminds me of a budget. Baldwin brother yes very good call yes. I liked baldwin if you will. He is a mild baldwin. But i liked that. He is like. I don't know finally having his back you know like nobody ever has andres back and even his wife. Here's the thing i feel like. Everyone just wants to suffer. Yes so then. They could get mad at him and it's like i don't want to suffer. That's true guys waldorf. I want to go to the waldorf. Also drink every time they say. Rv you'll be dead. I know i don't know why everytime she says. Andrei everything the they can't toward dc now because they're going to be staying at the waldorf and not in the airbnb and they're so upset okay. I've toured dc many times you'll survive walking you have to do to. It's very long no all that. Rv is trash okay. Did you see the sing. Like let me tell you a story. I have been on an rv. That exactly like that. But i'm gonna tell you the situation that i was in. Oh i'm scared okay. I was on tour. Yes with a rock band of ten guys. Yes that we're up drinking all night long I can't believe you survive that life looking back. I don't know either. Yeah it's so different. Things are so different now. Oh god they are just looking at the. Rv just gives me hives triggers you. That's what i'm saying like okay also. I need to talk about something very obvious. Let's let's put it in. The room was the elephant. So they're driving from maryland to florida. Right this is a sixteen hour drive. Yes we rented the rv so that we could be comfortable but they're but they're not because it doesn't fit because here's the thing when they showed the aerial view. The two little kids are strapped in their car seats on that one bench. Yeah and then. There's four adults sitting around the table. where are the other children there in the back room there in the bed arse. They're laying in coffins. Yeah hard these poor kid. They're laying been they're laying whole the whole time don wheel local.
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"Do you think they are. Microwaves the airport. Like what do you think. There's a fucking break room know each shrimp burrito colds. I get it i get it. I understand the level of giggle. The you're at. Because that's how i feel this past week. Jeff is said the craziest shit and it's come from such an enduring honest genuine place. We're my mom. And i have looked at each other and gone woj. Listen i've said this. And i know i'm actually quite surprised. I have a lot more mail than i thought with the amount gay straight. Nonbinary whatever. I'm letting you know now. Men are ding dongs. Ding bats. tink tink lights are not fully on some days. Straight men particularly one hundred percent straight without a doubt like the most doger's because it's just it's like they go to eight. Gb women go a back to q two one two three then back to. Why all in like one sentence because we're that much more elevated and your head. We're basically time travelers. i know what jeff is going to say before he says it. Because i've seen myself reacting in the future to this dumb ass fucking comment do you think our microwaves by the gate. That i could heat up my shrubbery. No that's why they have shitty like southwest grill at the fucking airport. Were you gotta buy a horrible chicken and cheese enchilada than have enchiladas. Don't even give him that much. Cheese chicken case dea where the chicken as those fake grow marks on it for forty seven dollars. Tell the airport works. Didn't you know this But they have. I bet i can heat this up at the airport. What are we flying flying southwest. I'm just gonna. I'm gonna had up to the break room for the south west employees break into the break room anita-marie the dow gerwig okay. This sounds so. Fuck that what i'm about to say but jeff literally said it yesterday and we had the biggest laugh about it because it was so endearing he didn't mean it in a creepy way at all i asked him. I said babe you know a because we had to go like you had to go jack off in a cup at the doctor's office we were just laughing. It was so funny. I was like you know we had another friend who has for sperm and we weren't married or whatever i probably sign off. Jeff getting burma. maybe not. I don't know if i can know whatever would you ever give sperm donor to like you know a girlfriend a family friend who again give sperm out. I mean you know who needs it. He was like i mean. Yeah if your girlfriend's needed it. I'll we consider it. I mean if your sister needed vices are needed in why he was like. You can't give cement sister. He's like oh my god. He almost drove the car across six lanes of the highway and just ran us into the media and he was so fucked up that he had set it. But of course it just came from an endearing place off the women in my wife with whatever they needed and i was like. That's incest and he and i laughed so fucking hard and it's probably not even funny moment but he was so genuine about it. Yeah he needs zemun. Does your sister needs Give my sisters come on honey. This isn't like you're helping them move furniture. i said. Hey your twin and be. That's incest real fucking weird. He's like never vulcan say. Tell anybody i saw oo. And i laughed so fucking hard but you know what it also came from such a sweet place. He wanted to give any of the the kind women that he loves in his life. A piece of do they album arcrelief by gate. Or i could heat up mile off divers and not giving your semen to your sister. Come on oh my god. Funnier than shit. I don't know if it's drugs. I don't know of really truly this parallel universe. Living in is just we in a simulation causes shit's to fucking funny. It really is. I also saw jeff the other day. He was making eggs and i noticed that he does a lot. He'll be like you know when the eggs are really running. Kinda still raw. He'll then take fork and lick it. Yeah i said it. He'll lick the yoke and then go back to keep scrambling they're not even like semi irony their full running and he's looking out and i slapped the fork out of his hand the other day probably almost like a domestic. He's well faulk. What was out for as you were just eating raw egg. And when you get salmonella e-coli i'm not dealing with you. You already have diarrhea nine out of ten days of the week. I'm not going to actively watch you destroy your gut health. Oh god so funny. I don't know why. I don't know why your husband asking for if they would let him heat up his burrito in the fucking airport before you guys take off. Your flight is the funniest thing i've ever heard. These are the kind of calls. I need guys. This is real life. I love you. Hi heather this is kaelin calling from michigan with an absolutely not that we need to discuss. Why does everyone act costco. Who lay on their car lake. Mary dying animal on the side of the road and then they go one mile per hour. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's the cart is so large. We're getting so many things in bulk that people suddenly feel the need that they cannot walk up right now. I'm not to have people who are obviously disabled or handicapped or really do need the extra support. I'm coming out. The women like us who are books in busy in our thirties and we are cruising cusco quickly on a saturday afternoon. Just to get some essentials a little bubbly little rose as Good lobster ravioli. And they're acting like they truly cannot walk zero miles per hour clogging the lanes and we need to be better and more efficient. All right. that's love you forever. You are the best. We are so proud of you. You are incredible. Keep going 'cause you're keeping all of us going love you had i ooh girl the costco. Lean exactly what you're talking about now. Here's the deal. I've been guilty of this. There's something about being in a costco where you wanna peruse stroll. I wanna take my time. Now your first problem is you went to cosco on saturday. And i'm going to and tell you that was wrong and i say heather. I have a nine to five job. Well some days you have to take. Pto to get your central's you wanna buy in bulk. It's a half a day. Yes i would take vacation days. So i didn't have to go to costco on a fucking saturday. I'm just now. I've never really worked corporate job because apparently i may quote unquote liability. But if you're working for the man you might need to take vacation day load up. But i know what you're saying there is something about when you get. It's it's like the size of the shopping cart. Your whole foods trader joe's whatever normal size almost petite shopping cart but in but in cosco that big cart. And what i do is i kind of. Put my tits on the railing. I let my tits set there. I'm always sports brought when i go to costco. I've never been in a normal extremely close outfit. I have always been in. F- leisure athletic wear in a costco baseball hat. I'm like flexing my calves. I'm getting my steps in. I've got my apple. Watch on. I've never in my entire life. Just gone into a costco for like one fucking item. That's not. That's not a thing. And i know the joke is like remember when you get a target you go to target for one thing and you leave with so much. I don't really feel that way about target. I don't know why i love target. Don't get me wrong but there's about costco where you're buying food in bulk. Because i'm a fat ass. So i get excited. I'm like you could have one danish or sixty five judges last time. I was in costco. One of the costco members came up to me. And said honey you need a flatbed and trade it out my cart and helped me put all my essentials on a fucking flatbed. Honey you need flatbed. Wow wow too many danishes other too. Many i go in there in f- leisurewear and you know when he's soon as you walk into costco. And they have all like they have the weekly specials right there as you like. Make the turn i got. I got off briefing. Hydration stakes chalk vitamin e. Let's go you know.
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"Control could fail third of it clear. I do hope that he worked on him if he didn't fuck it. You know what i mean. We all got something you'll be fine can be honest with you. An has td. Can you believe that. I was raw. Dogging it all over the place however don't have a lot eggs so y'all were on penicillin in college. You know what i mean. I guess this is. This was my punishment now. Now that i may married woman i get the punishment now a damn by. Ut is again it's give and take it's a give and take. I'm sorry claremont trying to make this about me and my vaginal health. I'm glad you got it in kind. Is there anything better. And this is gonna sound fucked up some a married woman. And i love my husband. Don't get me wrong. But wasn't that just so much fun when you're like you know when you're young when we young because i haven't had sex with anybody since i was difference does at twenty three when you go home with girls and you're texting you're like hey girls this guy is too good is like one of them kinda crosses after his fifth beer. But i don't give a fuck. I felt his dick like through his jeans. And it is usage. Oh that was the best. And then they go home and they like take off their genes and they had some like not good under almost embarrassing. You know there's always something off about the guys that's how you knew he will. The bar wasn't the one they had. Like kirkland brand underwear and not listen. I love kirkland now. But at the time i expected at least like a ralph lauren moment you know now i'm like you got panties. Fuck out they buy in bulk bitch. It's called savings. It's called being proactive in your financial destiny. Or they pull something. Remember when i would come over to your house. And you'd be out to be hooked up and he take off his jeans like pull something out of his pocket and you see like he had like trident governor like oh god he was just one thing or like his his money clip was weird or there would be one thing off. Its sox something where he'd like. That is why. I'm only bringing home because alcohol. Oh that's why if i was sober. I would notice that you were doing tried. It and i would have gone. It's not move trading. Even a good example like a wrigley's you know what i mean like a wrigley's spearmint and you know when you put that rightly spearman in your mouth when you chew it makes your mouth water so much you think you wanna vomit. That makes sense because what. I'm talking about You know it was the worst. I ca. I don't fuck with due to wear undershirts. i'm sorry. Don't wear an undershirt. That's not my look. I like a button down with chest hair out. If you don't have just air. Just i'm not i don't fuck with it. That's not for me. If you're married to a guy wears shirt good for you. That's his life that's y'all's life not mine. You know what. I mean when people are attracted to men with ads. I'm not. I am but okay. Wow they anastasius catching up to you. Guys i'm sorry i'm spiraling my point is when you hook up with the dude and you get home and there'd always do one thing off but you didn't give a shit because you like i felt as dick at the bar. It felt medium-sized. I'm ready to go. But i love that all remember controlled trot me. Hey clark trained to trap you okay. You had a fruit by the foot in your back pocket of your horrific hollister jeans. I don't even know what grown man still wears hollister and still fits in it. But i'm only allowing you to come lay down on. I really high thread count sheets because you have a medium dick and your breath isn't terrible. Now go down on me and we'll talk later. I am taking a half day off. 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Oh speaking of though. I had a great doorman two buildings in new york but my sister and her building in atlanta had a doorman super friendly. He knew she was an attorney yet and then he started deeming her Text messaging addict picks one day. And she's like this kind of threatening. Like i live in this building. You know what apartment i'm in i have never solicited. I don't flirt with you. i'm kind to you. I chit chat. You know my my sister's everybody should in no way of. I've been asking this man to see his penis and then he started texting Picks and legitimately murphy a good guy but clear. I hear what you're saying. I mean absolutely s getting labor. Absolutely not You know fucking riffraff. These guys you think you like. Oh my god dick. He smells like aqua. Go for ching coban. Okay this is it. His peter millar golf shirt on this. And then you get home and he pulls wrigley fuck and spearmint gum out of his pants. Is got kirkland brand panties on l. Kill me now. It was a mirage from the waist up. He lifts his head off the pillow. And you realize there's dander this guy's got a dry scalp. What the fuck dealing year. Go back to your parents house. I kinda go. Commodore man see if he's still interested. And that's where we're at. Wow this is tj taking me on a ride next caller. Hey girl. So i just listened to your. I'm going to florida episode. This is lizzy from kentucky by the way and as it would have it. I was in flawed With my husband on a very much needed vacation and time away from our kids and just life in general and it was absolutely amazing. And my absolutely you don't be funny and so if your time but we were eating at this restaurant and it's just like a little dive face the kind where like you said you have hit out. Shrimp bucket full margarita. Cold all of the things and my husband got this boom boom shrimp burrito and he could eat all of it because naturally everything's bigger in florida and he actually asked the morning revue flew out. He had the burrito with them. Because you know why we're here at the airport. We're in naples. Do you think that they have a microwave. The air the airport that they've let us use And i honestly that. I had brain numb function for a second. We asked me the question because the questions you think fixing their report their public microwave for you so the you you..
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"Everybody were the bestest friends we weren't. Oh sorry kind of i right now. I should have a really sharp reaction to that. I just finally reacted to that. Was we were. And that's flex on my part. But you know what i mean. There's always when you're thriving when you're in your hot girl summer when you're in spain eating by drinking a crisp glass of kava all the bitches are going to come out. Now what are they doing. They're hanging back this summer. Watching their dushi boyfriend named levi play travel baseball. That's exactly what these girls are doing. What are you gonna do for the summer. I'm gonna follow around levi. He's got a bunch of big tournaments you know he's trying to go d one so i'm just gonna follow him around for this summer. Where all the tournaments mostly in. Kansas and kentucky. That's where i'm going to be this summer. Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at madison that you're hanging out with levi watching his baseball games. If jeff was on a traveling baseball team i would say i'll see mak- knows when you wrap the season now will madison be set up for success later. 'cause probably levi will end up getting recruited and then he'll go to the big leagues and he'll be making forty five million dollars a year and she'll be living in a pin house somewhere in west palm. Yes technically yes but right now for the subtext of this story to make you feel better about your life. They're both losers but honestly she's investing in her future because like a very promising baseball player. This is so consumer super. Why would i ever do a podcast on mild anesthesia. Wow because i don't stop ansley. Don't stop. I don't have time to stop we out here. I really love his ex product. I've been using them for a year. Now and now they've come around on the other side to the dark side of the podcast world and we're working together and it's frigging exciting. I'm talking about and they are. I got it in like a gift basket. 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Algae body oil which interest smooths and replenishes. Your dry skin leaving it rich silky smooth and it's also got some asai am baba's sue seed oil. Which makes your skin super frigging soft. You're going to be obsessed with it. Here's the deal you can try oh. Cs risk free for thirty days and get free shipping on orders over fifty dollars the even send free samples with every order and get ten percent off your first order with my promo code. Absolutely i'm gonna spell it out for u. s. e. a. Malibu dot com. That's ten percent off could absolutely at. Oca malibu oh s. e. a. malibu dot com. Check them out. You're gonna love him. I'm actually looking at my vision. Board right now and it has a home in italy. it has to homes that. I wanna buy in italy. Destination wedding says honeymoon in paradise. And i wrote the words. Marry my best friend in italy. And there's a photo jeff nine kissing and our wedding is pushing of the year. It's fine it's gonna be great when it does. But i have a weird feeling that the economy's gonna crash at the end of the year. I just been on economy tiktok. It's gotten really scary. So i'm like ninety nine percent. Sure the economy's going to crash. I don't know if italy's we're going to make it another year. But i'm trying to be optimistic. Really really really wanna wedding italy and pissed so while you're thriving in spain ensley bitching about the hose back home. Who are now blowing up your spot. Remember i canceled my wedding seven times so the fact that you tried to make this a humble flex is really just making me spiral. Now that the anesthesia's make my head bubble but also i'll meet you in spain. You got the hook up on the pay a fucking love a us to. I thrive on top us. Now the only thing we tapas. I order my own tapas. I'm not going to get small plates. And then sher said small plates with you. I like larger plate. You know what i mean so we both order the same amount of small plates. And you don't ever try and get take a bite off my small plate we're gonna be fucking great and amazing travel buddies. Yeah when you're doing well that's when they want to come out but when you're at rock bottom after your dad's died and your staircase crying in a costco parking lot. Do they even knock on the window to check on you know they don't why because everyone is horrific self absorbed so we just keep your head up. Remember who's been with us since the beginning and when madison calls 'cause she's jelly are thriving. Be kind to her. Because you're going to need her to invite you to parties whence levi plays for the yankees letting. Now get to the next voicemail. Heather sugar claire calling from seattle absolutely in an absolutely not so absolutely yes not bar last night and i met a stranger and i got laid and it was fucking awesome. My absolutely not is that when me and the guy that i met the bar relieving. He suggested that we go to my apartment. 'cause i mentioned that i live alone. Oh okay and over to my place and then later it's revealed that he lives with his parents still and then right before we were about to have sex he goes. Hey your birth control ray Like y'all why he's like. Yeah 'cause i just don't want you to trap me. And i was like you live with your parents. An i like live in an apartment that pay for myself and work full-time in tech and have stock options investing. Why the fuck would i be trying to trap you. And he was like damn good point. God so i believe absolutely not too stupid ass minute. Oh clear wow this is a doozy for sure and absolutely yes annonymously. Not this is fucking hysterical. First of all congratulations on getting late. I'm thrilled for you after being on all these hormones i'm realizing how important is that as women. We take back our sexual prowess okay. Get yourself whatever you need. Start having sex against safely consensually of course but we need it. We need to take the power back. We need to take power back. We're not here just to create life also here to get laid and have a good time so clear. I'm thrilled for you. Now however as you know you are taking your sexual prowess. Naturally naturally things got to come to a screeching halt when the guys says order wanna get chopped. Clark in wanna got chopped. This bitch has stock options. She works in tech. Is she lives in seattle clark. She probably has a nordstrom credit card. Because that's where nordstrom headquarters is. Because i love nordstrom great tomato soup decisions dudes though so all on. I got dropped. Hugh live with your fucking parents do too. But i make money you know. It's a different situation. Do i have stock options. Maybe i gotta call my financial adviser first of all clear. You sound like a bad bitch. Okay bad bitch. And i know your apartment is like a mixture of cb two and west elm. You know what i mean. I could feel the vibe. I know the aesthetic. You got great like white sheets. You've got a little bit of funky mid century modern furniture. But you for sure have a fiddle fig tree that's real you don't have a fake when you have a real one and somehow maintain it. I'm hoping though that this guy when he walked into your -partment before he said chop me oriole birth control. First of.
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"Get like contaminated so you literally have to in a sterile environment jerk off while watching. God only knows what he's into and then you've got to catch the seem in a cup. You know what i mean. You'd like jerk off into the air. Catch it in a cup. Put the seal on and then walk out and sit in the living a waiting room with about forty other women who don't give a fuck the you're there like all the dude that come into this clinic or like put their hoodie on. It was up john. I'm here for my semen. Sample the lady that the front office like sit down in that chair will be with you in a minute and jeff just like king of the castle all at them know what's good knew. You didn't hunting. You wiped your hands off and then went and sat in the car and probably a sandwich. Y'all know my mom. And i have a tight relationship and i got my mom the gift of story worth for mother's day and she loved it. I mean i definitely got points for that. And i just think it's an incredible thing that you can share with that mother figure in your life or father's day's coming up with that father figure in your life. It's just so great. And i'm explaining to you. What's to reword this it's an online service at helps anybody in your life share stories through thought provoking questions about their memories and personal thoughts. It's a fun new way to engage with them. Especially if you can't be together person so how it works is every week story worth emails. Your mom or your dad or whoever you're sharing this within your life a different story prompt. It's a question that you've never thought to ask. Like what is some of the best advice your mother ever gave you or if you could choose any talents to have what would they be and then story worth will basically put that together. There's no shortage of surprises. When reading the weekly stories and they make your family feel close. Maybe even if you're not together after one year story worth compile all of your mom's stories dad's friend stories including photos into beautiful keepsake book. That is ship for free. If you're a pisces. Like mean you're looking for sentimental gift. It's about sharing and experience together. I really think you're gonna love story worth. Give anybody in your life that you want to have a meaningful gift. Given to this father's day this mother's day. Whatever whenever you want for flag day fourth of july christmas i cannot tell much joy worth get started right away with no shipping required. Good story worth dot com slash. Absolutely you get ten dollars off your first purchase again. That story worth w. o. r. T. h. dot com slash absolutely for ten dollars off but anyways made it. I love anesthesia. I feel good. I've taken a hard nap medically induced comas or kind of fun. Mean it wasn't a coma was out for like twenty minutes but we did it. We went through with. That will see. I don't know it's up to god. Now live laugh love but thank you to everybody in this community who has just been really encouraging. And you get it and you understand. I've been a hormonal fucking mess. And i'm so excited to get off these drugs and i'm done and i think i'm gonna go to a sweat lodge. I'm trying to see made the and caicos this week. I don't know if that's going to happen. Because i a if i could just down with vaccine it'd be fine but not gonna get pcr tests. And i don't at the time it's gonna work out yet anyways first world problems however. Oh speaking of first world problems and i'm spitballing right now. But it's because i'm on drugs. I'm in a full-blown. Hoa war with this bitch and my neighborhood and this woman is nasty. And i really want to say her name out loud. But i'm not going to. But i just want you guys to know that shit hit the fan and will continue to hit the fan and these people are members of our country club. So i don't know if the fight goes down in the cul de sac in our neighborhood or at the club. I don't want to get banned from my mom. But i think i need to have a couple words with this woman in our neighborhood. Who is now bitching that we painted. Our house made upgrades to the house which looked absolutely beautiful because this woman is an unhinged white woman who has nothing better to do with their time than to call my mom and scream at her at three. Am and then hang up the phone. I know where you live. Sadly it's two doors down. And i'm not fucking with you. Do you hear me. Let's call her linda. That is not her name. She was on walk the other morning. She waved and she was with a new neighbor. I was so tempted to roll down the window and go. Hey linda how are you. Oh you guys new neighbors. Welcome to our neighborhood. Watch out for this when she's a psycho kant and then just world the one in kiko. I didn't 'cause you know my catch phrases. It's not worth it. So what do i do. I have a huge platform. And i come on here and bitch and complain and you subtle hints. But don't really give away the whole back secured the bag though secured the bag this morning. This doesn't even make sense. I'm just letting you know. Anesthesia is a good time. all right. let's get into the voice mails. I want to hear what the hell y'all been up to as always you can call the hotline eight hundred two one three seven five zero three the absolutely not line. I love you. I mean it. Thanks for being here. let's get into it. I've re recording this. Because i called you at six thirty in the morning and i felt that was wrong. This is as like from dallas. Texas omits digi g. My absolutely not is people coming into your life and coming trying to sneak their way back into your life when they see thriving and being a hot girl and they just want a little piece of you. And it's really. It's sad like this morning in the past few weeks. I'm back home from school. And i've had all these people trying to get back in my life. Now that they've seen that are wanting frolics in spain for a little bit did my zoom these in spain no flex but here we are and so i think it's also because mercury is renegading. Pretty hard right now might be it but anyway. That's my absolutely not. I wanna know how you feel. Love you heather. Listen to you all the time to work have a good day. Bye ensley from dallas texas. Wow i love this was a subtle flex not even a subtle flex. Actually it was a hard flex. I liked that the question was had. What do you think about people who then try. Blow your spot. Come into your life will blowing up your spot. I'm sorry that that's not the right blueberry spies when somebody tries to kinda snitch on you right but you're joe. I'm sorry i'm under mild dj. So you're telling me that people are trying to come into your life everyday see you thriving first of all how the fuck to get into spain. I knew spain. Like it's kind of open but i love that you like you just went to spain. Did you study abroad in spain. Just now and he came back. And you're like people want to know why i was in spain. Yeah me fucking to ansley. I had to cancel my wedding. Italy would love to know what we're doing spain. I make it to portugal the summer to say just watch out or croatia. Croatia like below dag mediterranean. Cruise vibe. my friends. And i are talking about renting a boat and croatia and then maybe portugal and then montenegro montenegro is actually tomorrow the name of an amaro from italy. But i want to go to montenegro. Actually the country. To anyways i digress. I'm mouth in a seizure. Get off my dick. So you're saying that you're out there living thriving and now everybody wants to see you. But we're with these people before. Guess what. I can relate to this. You know when. I was originally living at my mom's house didn't have a pot to piss in the calls were few and far between but now the chelsea that my vision board is working. I've got girl's name. Emily just showing up in my house. Hey girl eight these voices. Hey girl crazy we have not toxins are old days as delta. Gamma is because i was a digital miss Here's the crazy. I'm going to be in atlanta with twenty girlfriends. We are wondering. Could you get a free meal. Stark fresca tari love. You be what what you think. I'm gonna go out on a limb and get you free aren. Cini you think you get a free shirk cute on my time. My name is a girl that lives in atlanta. Already sisters tells.