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AP News Radio
Kings stay hot at home with 4-2 win over Ovechkin, Capitals
"The kings beat the capitals four to two for their fourth consecutive win, one of the LA goal scorers was Philip danault. Yeah, it's definitely good that we want to keep building our game. We know we can get even better and obviously we can't want to carry that into playoffs so we want to be a hard team to play against. Mikey Anderson scored the tie breaking goal in the third period, an Adrian kempe iced it for the kings with an empty netter in the final seconds Washington's Alex Ovechkin had a power play goal, his 36th of the season, Phoenix Copley wanted in net for LA over Darcy Kemper. Mark Myers Los Angeles.
Mike Gallagher Podcast
The Democrats Who Don't Want to Protect Endangered SCOTUS Justices
"Congresswoman Joyce Beatty, Democrat from Ohio. Congressman Jamal Bowman, New York, Cori Bush, Missouri, Veronica Escobar, Texas. Espella, Democrat, New York, Adriano. Representative Garcia Democrat, Illinois, representative Sylvia Garcia, Democrat Texas, representative Joshua gottheimer, Democrat, New Jersey. Representative raul grijalva, Democrat from Arizona, representative Steven horsford, Democrat Nevada. Representative jayapal, Democrat from Washington, representative Brenda Lawrence, Democrat from Michigan. Barbara Lee, Democrat California. Tom malawski, Democrat New Jersey, Marie Newman, Democrat Illinois. Alexandria cassio Cortez, New York, Bill pascrell, Democrat, New Jersey, Donald Payne, Democrat, New Jersey, Ed perlmutter, Democrat, Colorado. Ayanna Presley, Democrat, Massachusetts, Mikey Cheryl, Democrat, New Jersey, a billio cirez Democrat, New Jersey, Rashida Tlaib, Democrat Michigan, Norma Torres Democrat from California, nydia Velazquez, Democrat New York, Maxine waters, Democrat California, and Bonnie Watson Coleman, Democrat from New Jersey. Those 27 Democrats are simply evil. There's no political back and forth on this. Any Democrat, any Republican, any, any politician should be able to say, should protesters are marching sometimes violently on the houses of these Supreme Court Justices, of course they need 24/7 protection.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Here we go. Stay for a while. Don't touch the radio. Listen to that and stay tuned for some giggles and last go. We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women created by go, you know, you know the thing. Welcome to the planet Mikey show. Yes, we know the thing, but do you, mister president, know the thing. Do you know the thing? Welcome to this episode, I have a quarter of a million downloads later. We finally hit that goal of ours, which is a 180 episodes of the planet Mikey podcast. And my special thanks to Bill Smith and Ben kitchen without whom it would be just a show about orangutans. Which is coming up. Within a few weeks, we're going to have that. In fact, we're going to have a couple orangutans in here. People that call it orangutan. Yeah. I know there's no G on the end. No, I think it's spelled orangutan. Orangutan is correct. But people don't ever say that, and if they do, it's like stupid. It makes them sound stupid. I know that everybody says a ring. They're the Illinois. Exactly. Which you mentioned a couple podcasts. You hate them. Anybody comes in here and says Illinois is going to be problems. Big problems. Ben is going to jump on him and beat the living. Right. It is long hairy arms. I'll shoot video of that and we'll post it. Oh, good. You know, I look at the camera monitor here. Now we're on now that we're on YouTube. For those of you that would rather watch this, you can't imagine there's a lot of you. Yeah, you have a but if you do want to watch this, you can do that on YouTube. How do they do that, Ben? Tell everybody. They go to YouTube dot com slash planet Mikey. And I'm slash planet Mikey slash. Or just go to YouTube dot com and in that little search bar, you type in planet Mikey. Okay, because I may want to watch it one of these days. You know what I'm saying? Do you? Sometimes I do like to watch myself. Do you ever find do you ever find it odd to watch yourself on a TV show and wonder? Was that really you? Does that mean? Yeah. Yeah, I was doing, you know, 5 hours of live television a week, and no, I did not want them. I'll tell you what though. Here's the thing. I think I look much better on camera than I do in person. Let me have a look here. Hold on. Let's see. Yeah, you do look pretty good there. Where's my TV smile, ready? I'm gonna do this for the day. For those of you that I'm not watching on YouTube, I'm doing a smile into the camera right now. Where's the cameras on top of the car? Okay, ready? What are you saying? He's got horse teeth. Yeah, so anyway, we're here, Bill Smith. Take a bow. Thank you. Okay. You know, I have a lot of ship jokes. Ship. As an ocean going vessel? Yeah. Like Howard Stern would take a bow. Right? All right, you know what I'm saying, what I'm saying? Brittany old poop deck. I have, I keep my jokes filed by category. So if you name a category, I can go off with stupid dad jokes and puns. You have like a thematic system to your anytime you want. The other night I was working with Jeff deal at his fundraiser. In Malden. And we read a bowling alley. A big, that big, what's it called? Max mix 360 six 360. Bowling alley. I didn't know that, but I figured great place. Hey, you know, he's on a roll. I get my mind out of the gutter for this one. Okay, you know, these are jokes about bowling. And I said, okay, I'll spare you. The bowling jokes. You did this in front of the crowd. Yeah, it goes. In fact, I better split. You know, it was like, and then I said, dad. Is this covering the camera now? There you go. Yep. We're 5 minutes in, we haven't done shit. Nope, I know. We could thank the sponsors. That's productive. First of all, we have our tonight sponsors, which is bet online dot AG. I'll get to that in a second. I want to always mention my grandma's world famous coffee cake, which we gave one to John fiore last week, and he loves them. One 808 grandma is the number to call if you ever need a last minute gift that's beautiful and perfect and classy and yummy. The one 808 grandma is the toll free number or go to my grandma dot com and order somebody a coffee cake. It's not just a little dinky coffee cake. It's a big giant for the whole family. You've had them. Delicious. The problem is you can't. You can't stop eating. You can't well. Yeah. Will you can pass out the coffee cake I got the last one. I opened it up and pulled it out of the wrap. Jumped in your lap. I sat it down and gave it a. Oh, that smells good. You know the smell you can smell it right now. Yeah. And I took off a wedge and it was about maybe three inches wide. Before I cut, I went two more inches. The whole damn thing. Of course. 'cause it's delicious. And delectable. My grandma's coffee cake, the best in the world. And tell them Mikey sent you. Shaoxing firearms of Bill ricka? That's right, Vinny. The gunsmith extraordinaire Vinnie. Italian gunsmith extraordinary. He's great, man. This guy, you know, he crafts, I went in there for a tour. And he's got all the guns and everything he's in, all the ammo. But in the back is his workshop and what he does is he makes guns from nothing and you wouldn't believe that he'd talk about an artisan. The guy is really, really good at what he does. But they're not ghost guns. No, no, they're real guns real collector items. Handcraft and you can repair anything. You bring it in, he knows all about it. At Shawshank firearms of Bill Rick. You know, and we like to give these guys free plugs because they deserve it. We don't put any advertiser on the podcast that isn't great. Then the product isn't great. Isn't that right, Ben? Right. You're the quality control inspector. Yes, I am. I want to mention Mike Stacy's golf instruction. At shining rock, which is my home golf course. I know I mentioned last week. Yeah. Mike Stacy, if you go to Mike Stacy golf dot com STA Stacy, golf dot com. And he has group lessons. He has individual lessons. He can teach anybody anything what's wrong with their swing and make it better. Mike Stacy golf dot com. Could he fix my slice? He can fix anything golf related. Yeah. If it's a slice like if you cut yourself shaving. Thanks. One 800 get here. Look at my hair. Look at my hair. It's beautiful. It's my own hair. Oh my God. It's my own real hair growing out of my own head and reasons my own hair because they take the hair from where you don't have any. When you have a lot and put it where you don't have any and it grows because it's your own hair, just a simple relocate. Leonard hair transplant associates. Doctor Matthew la presti, one 800 get here. You get a free no obligation consultation if you're balding, just call them because it's free. They'll tell you what's up. You know, other hair doctors around the country consult with these guys. They get it done right. Yeah, first they call me and I say yeah, okay, go ahead. And.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Candace Owens on Standing Up for Parents' Rights
"What we need to empower parents again. And when I say in power parents, I'm speaking on an individual household basis, right? I don't care what the PTO moms think. I really don't. I just do not give a damn. So your kid, if your kid has ever not able to go to a camp or whatever because he's not vaccinated, just doesn't matter, right? Yeah, not for me. I'll find the ones that he's allowed to go to, right? And too bad on them. He's healthy. It's so bizarre to me. You're treating a healthy person like they're sick and fortunately because of COVID, parents are awakened to how bizarre it is, right? You're saying that there's nothing wrong with my kid. Mikey doesn't have COVID. Even if my kid did have COVID, he's a child, so he has an effective 0% rate of becoming ill from this, right? And yet you're saying to me, my child can't do activities unless they roll up their sleeve and risk getting myocarditis. That's insane. That's not worth the trade off for me. Let me just say this to parents are listening to this. You only get when it comes to your health. It's just one time, you're born with it, you get your health, right? If your child gets myocarditis, there's no cure or fix for that. You've ruined the rest of his life. Potentially for a Facebook post to say, my child graduated. I got so many emails from moms and dads. He's only got one semester left to go, right? Horrible circumstance to be in, by the way. I am completely sympathetic to that. Imagine COVID hits, you have one semester left to go. And they say, well, he's got a rope receiving at the vaccine. And parents are going, I paid all this money, man. I just want him to get the freaking certificate. Wrong decision man, right? You're playing with his health. Now, imagine if you're that parent that did that in your child, suffered from a heart attack, had mild has myocarditis. We have listeners where that's happened. Right, right paralyzed. Paralyzed. I mean, think about the guilt. Think about the guilt that that parent would have for the rest of your life and you do that for a
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Emmy winning talk show host. Varsity Letterman. Daddy, husband. I've been called brother. But some of the things I've never been called include billionaire, jiu-jitsu champion. Crack addict, potato farmer, and gigolo. But that list is growing. You'll be happy to know. Bill Smith is here. He's got a list to attach to his name. It's quite a resume, actually, and he's got the respect and the admiration of all who worked with him. Veteran. Professional broadcaster. Radio wizardly engineer. Youngest looking 97 year old we've ever met. And Ben kitchen, who's got his own list of descriptive phrases attached to his name. I can't think of any of them. Okay, well, it's philanthropist, right, Ben. Lizard king. Freelance gynecologist. Only on the weekends. You know, oh, he does the soothing really well. Well, you know, the guy with the Lisp calls him. That's the guy. It's ridiculous. You had him in the van today, didn't you? I've had some adventures this week in the lift vehicle. I gotta tell you, you can remember half of them because it was such a wild, wacky, bizarre week. But you know what happened to me, my first ride yesterday morning. What's that? Normally, you know, you're going out to, you're doing ten, $12 rides, you do a whole bunch of them. You just killing time basically. It's not about the money. But I went out for my first ride, and some lady wanted to go to Melrose, nice town. From way, way over, you know, near Worcestershire. And I'm like, Melrose, sometimes. Say auburn to Melrose. Where is that? Where is that even? I don't even know. I've heard the name a million times, but I don't know if I've ever been there. Have you been a Melrose? Yeah. For what? I'm sure I was there for something good. No, no. Doing promotional appearances for kiss one O 8 or something back in the day. Yeah. How about you? Have you ever yes, I've been there. You've been in Melrose? Melrose place. Melrose place. That was this TV show that I never watched. I couldn't give a rat's ass about it when it was on, and even less now. It's to be fair. You don't own any rats asses to be giving away, so. Don't be so sure. Really? Yeah. I got a whole room in my house. It's decorated with them. Ben, it's Mikey. That's a good point. I have the wall of rats asses in one of my rooms. It's a second study that I have where I keep my books. You didn't save Gilligan's ass, did you? Yeah. What? Did you save Gilligan's ass? What are you talking about? Well, you're talking about the rat test. I was wondering if you saved Gilligan's act. You know, that monkey sucked. And if he were alive today, I'd be so afraid of him with the monkey pox thing. We'll talk about that. Monkeypox. Okay. Scaring me though. The key is since it is sexually transmitted. Monkeypox, they're saying that all the time. That's what they say. Stay away. You think that you can catch it from mutt? Sorry, my don't be sorry. Apologize for the behavior. For me that started the calling him a monkey. It was a morning show. He was Callahan and it was a minute hand and anything that ends in hand. Called him a monkey to begin with and they played that planet monkey. This is the plan at monkey show. Remember they made fun of mine 'cause he's a monkey. He is a monkey. Probably got those little pox all over him. All right, all right, Jesus. Already, he's got back here. Maybe each time there's a hair follicle coming through a monkey pop. It makes him that much more the monkey. Thank you. You're so quiet today. We're going to talk about bringing up a picture of mutt for you to reference while there he is. That's really excellent. Actual monkey. All right, so now we have a bunch of things to talk about, which would you like to talk about first? Well, shall we do the commercial first, get it out of the way? We have a commercial. Yeah, not only get it out of the way in a disrespectful. Since the candy company that was doing the commercial for us or what? That candy company. Obama? No, we have two sponsors. Okay. Well, we got, okay, what do you want to do first? The candy or the bed online. Commercial, which one? Let's do the bed online. You ready? Okay, great. If I were French, I would call it. But it's in American, it's been online dot aging. And there are partners in this thing. And by the way, doing pretty well now. In the Celtics have kind of hurt me a little bit, 'cause they're off and on again. The Red Sox were on fire. And I wrote that. I wrote that like a cowboy. I didn't know I had my chaps when I was cowboy up. Our partners had been online continue to be the number one source for all your betting needs and sports info. Keep that in mind. When you go when you go online, it'll be bet online. BET on LA and E bet online dot AG is the place you want to go. You'll find all the latest odds. News and sports developments, including this year's basketball playoffs, Major League Baseball scores, fight, excuse me. And even next season's futures it says here. Is that the national league of football? Yes. Yes, exactly. Did someone miss type this and put them in the wrong order? It's NFL, that would be the National Football League. Yes, yeah. How did they have it? Whoever typed this, it's going to be Stanford not for long. Anyway, so Ben online is your continued source for all your sports wagering needs, including live betting and of course your favorite Vegas casino and poker games and stuff. It's really easy to get started. It's so easy. Even a full weevil could do it. So head to the website today or use your mobile device to sign up today and use the promo code. Here's the most important part of the message I'm giving you. This is called free money over here. You go to the thing bet online dot AG. And you put in a promo code C LNS 50 55 O and which CL and S could stand for cool lather neat shoes. Or you could just say CL and S, it's easy to see on 50. You put that in. What do you get? What do you get out of that? Ben? You get 50% of your first deposit. 50% welcome bonus. So if you put in a thousand. Can you get 500? You get 500. You know what I'm saying? If you can't go wrong with this, CL and S 50s, the code, go to bed online dot AG, tell them Mikey. Bet online where the game starts. I can't talk. That was good. Now, you get the other commercial. It's a singing commercial. Ready? Who remembers Turkish taffy? I'm proud new sponsor of the podcast. You remember Turkish? Jen does not. No, absolutely not. No, if he ever had a most Turkish taffy, he would know what to do with it. He would never forget. He probably rubbing on his grundle, thinking it has some special effect. No. You eat it. Let's.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"She has four choices? Sometimes what if the woman doesn't want the baby, but the father does? Is it fair for her to make the decision to terminate the baby? And the father wants a kid. I think some of those cases are being litigated right now. He has no say. It appears to me right now. Now, all of this adds up to this big picture of the reproductive situation. There are other ways to have sex. There are birth control pills. There are one thing is linked to these other ways to have sex. Do I have to list them? Describe them. In detail. Okay, there's the one hand elbow diddle. And for those in our audience who's not familiar with that, can you describe it a little bit? There's the four footed twin punch. Well, everyone knows what that is. Anyway, what I'm against is I'm against the sales of fetal tissue. I'm against late term abortions of any kind. To me, that's now, there are people saying, well, this baby was going to have all kinds of problems. You know, physical, there's also a mix, maybe exceptions can be made, this is not a viable fetus. And you don't want to go through your whole life, taking care of someone who's never going to have a chance to even understand what I understand it. Okay, an abortion, maybe it's okay. In that respect, but I'm pro life. I think if the baby's conceived, they should have a chance to live and not be killed in the womb. That's me. And a lot of people would think I'm an asshole for saying that. But that's how I feel about babies. And as someone who my wife and I, my first wife and I, we had a pregnancy, the first pregnancy, and it was, it was a fetal death. Umbilical cord problem or something at 6 months it normally the first trimester and the third trimester are where these problems happen. There's a still born situation or you can have miscarriage in the first three months. A lot of things can go wrong. But generally the second trimester, which is when we lost our baby, and it's unbelievable tough things. She had to go through a delivery. And knowing that the baby had died. Now, the pain of that experience for me led me to, I don't know, maybe over cherish the whole concept of babyhood. And I'll tell you what, when my daughter came along after that wiped away the whole problem. Solved the whole thing. So yeah, I'm pro life. And I'm against abortion, especially late term abortions, generally speaking. So am I clear on where I am on this? You are so clear. Am I an asshole? Yes. Some will say, yeah, even without saying that stuff here. I mean, I'm trying to like look at it from all sides here. Christ. You know? If we just ban babies, we won't have this problem, right? Outlaw babies. There were 600 solutions. 600 in this past year, there were 629,000 abortions. In this country. It seems like, you know, again, you don't know who the baby's going to be or what you're doing. How can you possibly no the people that are against the death penalty for babies that grow up and murder people, you know, they're okay with taking the baby before it's even born. I don't understand that. 11 point four per 1000 women, 11.4. That's for all women. And a pregnant women, a 195, a 195 abortions per 1000 pregnant women. Seems like a waste. And I'm here to tell you, and I know this personally. Yes. There are people out there that want those babies. And that will take good care of them and love them. And be daddies and mommies to them in the best possible way. Those people are out there. So let's give them the opportunity without having to pay 30 to $50,000 to adopt a baby. That's the number. You can get a baby. 30 to 50,000, how much you give one to somebody who wants one real bad that doesn't, it doesn't have one. And from someone who doesn't want theirs, right? I think I'm getting too deep in the weeds. Get out of there, Mike. Oh, you know what? The snakes down there. Hey, remember that song you made? When it was Mike colonoscopy, you made a song. Yes, I did. Yes, it was. Amazing. Mikey's colonoscopy. You changed it? You didn't mind? Yes. What do you see? It's Mikey's. That's fake. I see some bacon. Has he some beans? I see. Every thing you eat last week oh. It's gross. It's Mikey's. You overdub her. Some fake leak weenie. And shredded wheat. Hey, yeah, Mikey's. Big ending. 6 spotlights. Some chicken thighs. When your sphincter speaks. You're as whole weeks. How? You don't have to dig that hole. It feels like pesky's pole. How filled with happy meals? No one likes the way that feels. Mikey's cool enough. Nice job, smitty. Yep. That's how you make someone look like an asshole. That production was really good. I don't think anyone would notice. Thanks for that over. Commercial liberty mutual commercial on TV same thing. Liberty liberty. That was really good. What's on that noise? What is that your heater? Yeah. I'm Jesus. That's great. See, the musical part of the show is you generally people's favorite. In fact, we're going to release the greatest hits album with 300 songs on it. Which you can't buy in stores. Joe and Jerry are going to combine, they're going to do a song for us too. And before I do that, though, let's promote the other podcast, which is doing great. You see the latest numbers. Very good. Oh, my God. Huge. That's pretty amazing. 15 minutes of shame. Consider we're sitting here and those numbers go right up. So I think go right up. Yeah. The numbers are just through the roof. Like you read about the sundae papers. Joe and Jerry are here to do a song that they Joe was telling me he likes he's a big fan of Joni Mitchell. So he and troop are going to give us something new as we always do every single week, Joe. Jerry, come on in. Make yourself homely..
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Here we go. Stay for a while. Don't touch a radio. Listen to that and stay tuned for some giggles and last ghost. You're getting a colonoscopy. Oh, that's wonderful. Pardon me for a moment. Only us could be as an endoscopic examination of the large. Oh, I don't understand. I think a camera up your uh oh. Will he be all right, doctor? Listen, don't worry, I've done hundreds of these in good lord. This ass is why he became a doctor. This is my Sistine Chapel. This is my Moby dick. This is my sergeant peppers. This is wedding band. He told me he was getting a polished. Welcome to the planet Mikey show. That's a little slice of reality there for you. I wonder what they'll find inside my. Cavern. Didn't they find your high school thermos last time? No, no. Hell no, that was two times ago. They did find something that I had lost. I thought forever. It Duncan yo yo. With the strings. Still attached. Yes. See, that's what happened. Were you okay? Could you do the yo yo tricks? No. But I love playing with the yo yo. That was a dumbest damn toy, but it was fun. I know. Walking the dog, you know? Around the world and all those tricks with you. Everybody had a yo yo. The cradle. You know, although the people with dyslexia, they had oy oys. We're here with Ben and the planner monkey podcast. Serious issues today, but I'm gonna get to them in a minute. First, let's say hello to Bill Smith. Thank you. He's here. He's fully dressed this time. Yay. That's right. Love the powder blue and pink skirt. Well, it's you. Yeah, we're in honor of your colonoscopy. I hope we don't end up with gray and green, no, I can't. No, no. Ben kitchen is here. Unlike last week, when he wasn't here. Not that we're trying to, you know, sign guilt to him for not being here, but he's the only guy that's missed an episode. Smitty. I know. Did I ever miss an episode? No, never. Not one. Who wouldn't happen if it wasn't for you, Mikey? Interesting. Today I was the first time I was even late for one. Advantage missed like three. He goes to Florida all the time. Girlfriend, down here, parades around a beach. Why were you late? Like a flamingo. Yeah, why were you late? Yeah. So anyway. No, I'm not changing the subject. I was doing a little prepping for my colonoscopy. Preparation was drinking some real nice things. Really delightful. I got orange Gatorade today. Normally I'm a snapple guy, but snapple no longer is made from the best stuff on earth. Powerade. Powerade, whatever. That has electrolytes in it. So I'm going to drink that has electrolytes, yeah. Which is good if the power goes out. You're going to drink that during the show. Man, you're not going to have an explosive diarrhea. No, 'cause I'm having started the good stuff. Oh, I see. The pills. The colonoscopy night before, let's do like a science experiment where you make those volcanos and they erupt. Yep. I think I know that voice. So Ben and Bill are both here and I'm your host. Come on, give me one. Johnny dick shot. Johnny dick shot. Real person. Played in the major leagues. You can look it up. Johnny dick shot. And he was a good player too. And I think he was part Native American. Like my friend Jim Neptune. Remember him? I was talking about him. Jim Neptune. There it is. There's Johnny dick shot. What does it say about him? It's a John Oscar dick shot born John Oscar dick shot January 24th, 1910, lived till November 4th, 1997, nicknamed ugly Johnny dickshot. Not Johnny ugly dick. Nope. Ugly, Johnny dick shot. Okay. Yeah, and he was a Native American. Does he say right here early life? He's the son of, he was of German and Lithuanian. That's like Native American to go with no. I think he thought he was Native American. Anyway, never mind him for now. But more important stuff to talk about. Would you like to start me? Yeah, any of us. Well, you know, I was watching National Geographic last night. Yeah. This being your colonoscopy day. Yeah. And I saw a show, there was a segment of a guy who it was like a 32nd thing where he described this moment at a hospital. And well, here, I think it was, I think it was sir Richard Attenborough that did it. Hold on,.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Cage free eggs. You know, and you know, you know, you could get your own chickens and get your own eggs. We have some neighbors that do that. Yeah. I'll keep you abreast of any further developments on the chicken thing. Let me tell you something. Coyote. Just put it on my bill. Don't get me going on these chicken stuff. Because I'm not sitting here. I'll wing it for hours. By the way, you know why it's terrible to be an egg. Why? I'll give you a few reasons. You only get laid once. Right? Yeah. You only get hard once. The only thing that ever sits on your face is your mother. How dare you? No, seriously, it's tough being an egg. And you have to come in a box with 11 other guys. It's a terrible thing to be an a it really is. Never thought of it that way. I'm scrambling over here. That was good. So I still have my can you help me out on my glasses? Where are they? All right, let me read this for you. What do we got here? One of the glasses on because you can't see. These are things I'm some of these things are things that are going to be in the 50s. It's a shameful thing. Yeah. 15 minutes of shame podcast, which is available wherever you get your podcasts. I get them right here, which is such a friendly little way of saying it. You know, look for the planet Mikey podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts. What if I give him a garbage cam, you know, what if I haven't sent him to? Kind of where this one? Really? Yeah. There's just been a bad podcast. No, I meant just all of them. This is the guy who won the Smith contest, and he still doesn't like this podcast. I love this podcast. The highlight of my week. It actually is. I have a really sad life. It's the weak light of your high. And by the way, speaking of that, why don't you like that thing up there right there, bench. Go ahead, light it up. See, I have a handful of topics. You know how I don't like to get political during the planet Mikey podcast because people get people get angry. They do get angry. They got angry at me this week on the radio, 'cause they thought I was getting pulled out. What were you talking about? We were talking about comparing we're talking stupid stuff. But chilling came up and we were talking in comparison to Edelman. Hey, in a good career, and then these amazing postseason numbers and we're talking about Hall of Fame and all that stuff. And I was like, what's the difference between the two? I was like, everyone likes Edelman, but a lot of people think shillings a douchebag. And then people started tacking me think I was bringing up the douchebag for politics. No, I don't give a shit. I have a complete ability to separate what he did on the field and what he thinks about politically. First of all, I agree with a lot of the stuff that she says, because I lean center right. There's no question about that. I'm a libertarian. But that's not the point. The point is we've got to keep them separated. Lisa, you are an egalitarian. Is that what he said? I'm going to go with that. The thing is that you have to be able to separate because sports is different from the political. By the way, someone's attitude doesn't necessarily make them poison. No. You know, it's the ability to have two different attitudes in the same country. That makes a country great. It's the ability to have everybody from every single country in the world, coming to America and liking it here and wanting to live here. That's what makes America great. You know? I'll tell you what. I'm very accepting of all kinds of great snoop. People from all kinds of countries. I really am. I'm accepting of everybody. Everybody's welcome here, except those fucking Swiss. Oh man, you don't like to Swiss. I am so sick of the Swiss. And with all due respect, some of them got to be nice. I just haven't met one yet. They're fraudulent. Starting with the cheese. That cheese, we see the holes. And they charge us full price. They charge full price for the cheese for the wedges of cheese. And they got holes in them. And we're not stupid. No, that's terrible. We've seen the holes. In the banks, okay? The Swiss bang to their neutrality. You know, come on. Nobody's really neutral. You think they're really neutral smitty? No, man. No, 'cause they were, how much gold and art were they storing away for certain bad guys, but that doesn't sound neutral to me. One thing that I heard about the Swiss that I think is true that you're required to own a firearm. Really? Yeah. If Swiss army knives, well, those too. They can help faster than any other people in any country and because they have Swiss Army knife. In Switzerland, they're Swiss army knives come with guns. They don't have an army. They're neutral. Remember? Yeah, that's right. So what is that? A fake that's a fake thing. You know what else is fake? Yodeling. Do you know how to yodel? Of course. Who doesn't? I mean, I'm so sick of them with all their fake shit and they're with their Swiss miss chocolate drinks and their moment. I'll stop right there. God, I hate this. I want to hear the Mikey Adams Swiss yodeling. Okay, ready? Yep, go ahead. It's actually technically an owl. That was pretty good though. Can I just clear up that is apparently I thought that was the case too? Yes. Mister Smith? Yes. But apparently it is not Switzerland doesn't require its citizen to own guns. Guns are regulated in three classes. Then I don't want to live in there. There is mandatory military service for able bodied men. Even though they're neutral. That's what I heard in probably got confused because that's what I do with their banks and their chocolate and their Swiss cheese and their yodeling in their recall. Go fuck yourself. I've been to Switzerland though. Really? I've been to lucerne. It's beautiful. I know. I'm kidding. Of course, because how can you not like to Swiss? Right? It's true. See that? You swished right over that one. I like their watches. Think of the things we cover in a short podcast. How long is this podcast? 35 minutes. So far. So I think it's time to get the musical bitten guys in here because I got to get that. I got places to go. Where are you going to see? More sudden craving for Swiss cheese. More Lyft driving to do. If I bring the Swiss cheese next week, will you cut the cheese?.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Okay, here we go. Stay for a while. Don't touch your radio down. Talk listen to that and stay tuned for some giggles and last go. Hello there Kyle. You look nice today. I see you wearing your big shorts with the baggy leg holes that flood a show carelessly in the breeze. Here's your paper. Thank you. Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine? Shut up old man. What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter. Welcome to the planet Mikey. What's the name of that? Is it punxsutawney Phil? The groundhog? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I liked it. I liked it. Did he die? Didn't someone drop him the mayor of New York drop him on his head and kill him? Mayor de Blasio? Yeah, probably. So he's no longer with us. I'm sure he has a progeny. Progeny. A prodigy? Progeny. What's a progeny isn't that something you have removed from your sphincter? Well, yeah. Technically, I mean, what's children, you know? Your offspring. Progeny, progeny. Yeah. I've never heard that word. All right, she's got it. One semester at ASU. You guys are way over my head already. Progeny, then all right, I'm gonna tie all this together. All right, wrap it up and neat little package. It's the latest thing in the pop culture world. It's the planet Mikey podcast everybody. As we inch closer each week to 1 million downloads, we count on Ben kitchen, our VP in charge of ratings..
The Dan Bongino Show
Mike Eruzione Recalls Exhibition Game Against Soviet Union Before 1980 Olympics
"Captain of the 1980 miracle on ice U.S. hockey team one of my real heroes Michael Russo Mike what an honor to have you on the show My friend thank you very much Thanks for having me on Sure Mikey you don't get the Olympics going on now I thought who better to talk to than you We all need a feel good moment I have to tell you my humble opinion and I think the opinion of many others you're upset of the Soviet Union hockey team at the 1980 Olympics Very very few things in sports are real miracles That was Think about this Mike right You guys just what was it a couple weeks earlier Didn't you play an exhibition game with them at the garden and you guys got crushed in Madison Square Garden It was just a couple of weeks right I'm not crazy right That happened No it was two days three days before the opening ceremony the Olympics we lost We lost ten to three but as I tell people I got one of the three goals So I was pretty happy that I scored Now Mike you play these guys Now folks just so you understand the gravity of what Michael russio needs American hero did this U.S. hockey team I really mean it made the whole country feel that I think it's the greatest sports story of all time And what they did this team Mike this Russian the Soviet team was loaded with not just the best players in the Soviet Union These were some of the best players in the world You had the fetus off You had pretty act I mean the goaltender was probably one of the best goal tenders in the history of hockey That's how good this team was
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"You'll die. Sports car listen to that and stay tuned for some giggles and last call. A stupid son of a bitch. Welcome to the planet Mikey show you know Ben's not gonna like this. Why? But I gotta pull rank on them right off the beginning of the show. Wow, Ben. You're gonna say Ben near the youngest, you know, you've seniority wise. I don't know. The youngest. Could we some old smitty and I trouble you to go get some fucking snapples for the three of us? They're right over there. The studio fridge. Yes, see? See how the attitude though? Thanks. Not without complaining. Unbelievable. I mean, the things I give this guy, I come walking in here, I got treats. I got brownies. I got cookies. Even buddies happy. Upstairs, the dog. You know, sometimes even bring the snapple. And it's always in the refrigerator icy cold because you take good care of the snap, while you put it in there. By the way, we might want to switch to pure leaf tea. Pure leaf tea. Have you had pure leave tea bin? I've had one here. It's actually pretty good. It's not bad. And I'm pissed still pissed at snapple for what they did, changing the bottle. Taken off the thing of great made from the greatest stuff on earth. They took that off and I'm still pissed at them. Taking the glass bottles out. But enough about that for now. I don't want to sound like I'm complaining right out of the box. I know this week it's a snap of last week was the goddamn pistachios. I don't bring up those. I had a dream that I honestly got. I was sitting on a toilet. In New York City. In the dream, or were you sitting on the toilet and you fell asleep in your dream? Both. Okay. So all of a sudden, the worms, the little green worms, the pistachio worms. Yeah. You'd think, okay, okay, you're in a toy. I know where they are. No, no. They were coming out of my eyes. This is so gross in a dream, a dream. A mighty dream. It's a good cup of bamboo makes up 99% of a panda's diet. Here we go. You just a little bit smarter now. You know, you know why pandas are notoriously bad lovers? Why? 'cause they eat they eat shoots and leave. Now, we have a you have episode one 61. Now what is the significance of one 61? Well, IQ. It's your ideal as well. Wow. Along with that, we have Billy the wild guy. Billy the wild guy Smith. Thank you. Billy the wild guy Grasso was a mobster and Hartford he who got killed was thrown into the Connecticut river a long time ago. Your fault? I didn't do it. I had nothing to do with it, and I have no knowledge of who might have. Okay. Billy the wild guy Smith is our guy here for the button pushing a process. Thank you. And Ben, fresh meat. We gotta give a nickname. You know, a mob's prison? Ben fresh meat kitchen. No, it's a fresh meat kitchen. Oh, okay. I'm Mikey, fat ass Adams. And it's time to pay tribute to the digits 6 one. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, what is he talking about? That said I love 6 talking about. 61. Remember the movie about Roger Maris? 61. Yeah, directed by Billy Crystal. 61 homers in 1961, 61. By the way, let me just talk about that for a second. Yeah, he had 61 homers in 1961. And he broke Babe Ruth's record, but it was such a fraudulent breakage of the record. Why? Tell the story, Mike. Well, Babe Ruth was only played in a 154 game seasons. Major League Baseball was one 54, not one 62. That's how many games you played. There was basically 22 times all your oppositions. All your opponents. So it's like having extra at bats in order to accomplish the goal. Never mind doing steroids or anything. And Roger Maris, I give him credit, you know? He wouldn't hear me P two years in a row, he's only 8 years. He wants to be. But here's the thing. He hit his 61st home run in game number. One 62. So Babe Ruth had 59 home runs through a 154 games and 60 home runs in a 154 games. I wrote it down. Roger Maris had Homer number 58 in game one 52. He had Homer number 59 in game one 55. He had Homer number 60, which is the original record by Babe Ruth in game one 59. And he didn't hit the 61st home run until game one 62, so if you compare apples and apples, it's fraudulent. Now for 50 bucks, who did he hit his 61st home run off? He was on the Red Sox. Doesn't the field look beautiful down there? Dick radish. Dick rabbits. Rabbits. It's only pitch I can think of from 1961 on the Red Sox. I'm pretty sure it did rad's broken 62. Okay. But he wouldn't have given up that home run anyway. Now you would have stallard of the Boston Red sides, gave up the infamous 61st Maris home run. 50 bucks, I didn't make. You know what's weird about 1961 two? The American League batting title that year was won by norm cash. 360 one. Isn't that funny? Fine with numbers. I love numbers. It's funny how to me how much you still love baseball from your basically up through really kind of the strike. Until they started getting paid too much money. Like ten years ago, I started fucking hate because they'd make when you get a $1 million per start and you David price and you're an asshole. A $1 million per start, 30 million a year for pitching what? 30 games? And then I start to hate you. Because it's outrageous. You would think when you get to that money level and the success level, it's like as a kid, that's what you dreamed about and suddenly your dream is come true. Yeah, but it doesn't seem to be enough. When David presh gets a $10,000 for every pitch, you know how long it takes me to make $10,000 like a week. That's ridiculous. $10,000 per pitch, a fuck him. Put all due respect. Anyway, we do it all due respect. Who is the comedian? If you had with all due respect, you could say anything. Your sister's a whore. What would all do respect? Your snap book. Jesus. Damn it. Right down where the worms were. No, they didn't crawl down there. They were all on the table here. And remember, you spilled some on the floor. I had to pick them up after you left. Ben spilled. No. No, they were there. I had to get the vacuum open up yet can of worms. I tell you what, you know what it is? Ben opened up a whole bag of worms. That's right, the bag. Is that the most disgusting thing you've ever done? That's a pretty gross Ryan ogre. Thing you did? Are we going to just gloss over the fact that Bill tried to kill us in the studio about half an hour ago? Yeah. Tried to burn the studio down with us in it. I did. I failed. I was two songs we could play that would go along with that. Burning down the house by Talking Heads and disco inferno burned that mother down by the tramps. How do you spell tramps, guys? With two M's. Two peas. High boys, girls. Welcome to the BB the cloud show. A BB clown. I'm gonna take my pants off now. So back up everybody. Wow. Yep. You'd be the scariest clown. That's our friend Mikey right there. We are brought to you by apothecary. 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Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Wow, stay for a while. Don't touch your Brady you'll die. Listen to that and stay tuned for some giggles and last go. Finally, according to the U.S. news and World Report, 1997 career guide, the best job in the United States for the second year in a row is interactive business system analyst. However, last year's worst job, assistant crack horror. Has been replaced by a new worst job. Crack horror trainee. Welcome to the planet Mikey show you know I would say episode one 59, but I'm not sure anymore. I'll check. I've lost we've lost track. All of us collectively. I don't know the name of the number of the episode. I do know that Bill Smith is here. My name is Bill Smith and here's where I live. Thanks thanks to Jesus for bringing us Bill Smith. Yep. Because he's the savior of this podcast in many ways. Ben kitchen is here. Thank God. Hey, Ben. Yep, that's right. Ben got you are you completely switched now to what is it? Buddhism? Yes. Because I read on your resume and you got a misprint on your resume. Really? Yes, it Buddhism. Those are two different things. I subscribe to both. I thought I'd just make a crack about that. Oh no. There we go. Mike Adams is here too. He's the host. He's here thanks to Christine Adams. Because she rescued me, you know that she didn't. I'm gonna get all misty eyed over this. She was your Porto salvo. She rescued me from scratch in other words, she saved them from the bottom of that porta potty. That's right. She saved me from the scrap. But you said in French, right? Exactly. This crap heap of life. Is there such a thing? Certainly is yes. Well, I know that Jason Wolfe rescued me from the radio scrap heap at one point in time. And then so did chuck perks. And then bob Goodell threw me back on the scrap heap of radio. That fat tub is shit. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not supposed to talk about that anymore. Come on, the lawyers told me. And now you're on the cruise of podcasting. You know, I don't give a shit about lawyers, tell me do any more. They say, don't do this. I should shut the fuck. I'm too old for this. You know? Anyway, where were we? You were saying that to your own lawyer, right? No, no. My own lawyer is my friend. It's one thing to have wins for you. It's one thing to have a lawyer. It's one of them to have a friend who's a lawyer because friends are better than lawyers. Well, that's true. That's true. What did they say? But you were doing the introduction to the show. Oh, that's right. And you get to yourself. And I always get just disemboweled when I talk about myself. Really? I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking that I'm probably humble bragging at all anyway. I just want you to know if some things about me may not know. And I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking in my head that I'm the only person in this room who has seen the Gogo's partially naked in person. Oh, in person. In a dress person, tell the story. Well, it's backstage for the go go. Actually, it was The Go-Go's and the police. 2018. This was way back. They were all in their late 50s. And yeah, heaven is a place called Smurf. There you go. Now, here's what happened. I was on stage announcing the goals, because the guy from IRS records, who still owes me a platinum record for their album. So this is like 83 82 82. Maybe 82. It could be a two. Okay. And he said, when the goal goes come to town, you can go on stage and announce them. You know, when they come out of the ice, okay, yeah. And he was gonna give me a gold record 'cause I was the first station in all of New England to play the our lips are sealed and all that shit the go goes head out. So they're opening for the police. That's how I got backstage with the police, remember I was saying this is backstage to Gogo. So I get on stage and I've got another lady shut up in the goggles. They play and they play and then I go backstage and I'm in their dressing room they're getting dressed. They're right in front of me. Taking off their bras or you in their dressing room? Just hanging out. Meeting them and talking to them and stuff like that. Okay. Yeah. Because I was in with the record company guy, right? And that's how I met the police. You saw naked breasts of the go go. I saw two naked breasts, two brassiere laden, you know, changing underpants, girl go goes in her underpants. Well, I'm the only one in the room that's seen that. It's showbiz. That's true. Okay, here's another one for you. What is it? I'm probably the only guy in this room who met Bob Crane before he was murdered. Bob Crane from Hogan's hero. Yeah. He was I did a telethon with him in Hartford. And I met Bob Crane and I was now he's dead. That's true. I know. Yeah. I got another one. You want another one? Good for 25 years. But he's still dead. You have another change. I'm the only guy in this room who's met 50. I'm just remember throwing out a number, sure. 50 Hall of Famers. Maybe a hundred. These are met 5. It's 5 50. Well, it's part of it. It's 500 new. Then don't say that. Who's the most famous Hall of Famer you've? Yes, but I mean, I have nothing to, you know. You've met all the same people I've met for the most part. But Rock and Roll Hall of Fame far more Hall of Fame. Bill still 5 guys. Bill will top any of them. Elvis. There you go. Yeah, I did meet Elvis, yeah. But did you meet Ted Williams? Yes, I did. I have a story about that. One day at wr KO and arcade rush with grace. The Red Sox category. Okay, so I was having one of those days was a Friday. And you know, on Fridays, when you're when you do a commercials, there's usually a million of them because you've got to do Friday Saturday Sundays and the stuff that plays on Monday. So there's a lot of work. And I was loaded with work. I was just couldn't wait to get out of there for lunch. I thought Jesus wanted a day. So I snuck down the hall. I waited by the elevator. Come on, come on, come on, come on. It opened up in there stood Ted Williams, with his manager, and some other guy. They were going to go visit Glenn. Can you hammer just the head? Oh, it was Ted Williams. And it was funny because my dad used to idolize Ted Williams, talk about what he was golden. Suddenly there I am face to face with this guy that was sort of like almost like a leg while he was a legend, but that thing that my father created suddenly standing in front of me. You should have said mister coffee. I love that thing. I said, mister Williams, I shook his hand his big hand came out and shook hands and then he rubbed the top of my head. Good to see a kid. That's what he said. It's not like John Wayne. Well, he's like John Wayne. Made me want to cry though. He's the John Wayne of sports. He was a war hero, you know, he's kind of gruff and I was emotional. It's just an amazing thing to meet that guy. And he was ten times realer than John Wayne. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he was what John Wayne portrayed. Yeah. But he was the real thing, Ted was. Oh, yeah. So any day you want to challenge me on these 50 Hall of Famers, you know, you guys would call up the different halls of fame and I'll just check off the lists of all the people I've partied with. And.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"I wrote back, he says this shouldn't need to be explained, I write, especially by you. So he goes, okay, this big sarcastic okay, and then I just said to him, read what you said and your original tweet, Jesus, you know. He's talking about someone who shouldn't kill just because they committed a crime. He said that, not me. He writes back. Learn verb tenses. Oh, there you go. He's lost the ark. And now he's got a lecture me like a freaking English. Learn for tenses. Have committed, quote, isn't the same as, quote, was committing. Learn the difference between someone pulled over for an air freshener and someone trying to attack people. Learned that tweets can't get into much detail, so they rely on applying basic common sense to understand. He says to me. Can I ask a question? So I say to him, okay, sorry, go ahead. My apologies. I said, you're a smug asshole. And you're wrong. Learn that. I'm not overly familiar with the Kim Potter situation. I know the broad tricks, what happened? Was he fleeing? What was the, what was going on in that instant? Well, he had out of date plates and an air freshener, which you're not supposed to have. But his plates were false. They weren't short sure. But then they ran the guy. And he had a felony warrant. And so they try to arrest him and he tried to flee. Okay, so isn't that committing a crime? Yes. So they were both killed in the commission of a crime. You go? Yeah. You can't do that. That's weird. So anyway, this guy here, and I don't normally pick on people from Twitter because they say dumb shit and so do I but this guy's like attacking the whole concept of the argument behind comparing the two cases. This type of bullshit, and I'm probably more likely on that guy signed than I am your side. Ideologically. But this is that type of horseshit response and everything like that and these equivalency. This is why we can't get anywhere. We can't move forward at all, 'cause no one wants to have the honest side of it. No one else actually talks about the context. And say, oh, well, this happened. What about this? What the fuck does that have to do with this? We're trying to solve this over here. But when I said unless your name is Ashley babbitt, I was just bringing up another case where someone got shot. You know, while committing a crime. Yeah. Anyway, that's all I was trying to do. Awful across the board. And the guy was being a dick. I think to me, so I said, you know, it's screw you. So I do a blocked. That's the probably should have done that. When I four and just said, I don't need to have this conversation because this person via social media. I don't know who this fucking person is, but you know what? I should have under my profile. When my profile says whatever, you know, Mikey Adams four 20, then it says it says, yeah, so what? Like that's my basic attitude, you know? Yeah. So what I should put under there is, yeah, so what? I block assholes. But you just block assholes and I automatically and I don't make any bones about if you're an asshole, I block you. If you're great guy friend, whatever smart person, I follow you, or I don't block you, but if you're an asshole, why should I take any shit from you? It was more fun to mute people because at least when you block them, they kind of get that satisfaction like, yeah, I got to them. And if you move them, they just pepper messages that you never get a response because you don't see them. But other people can see them, right? I don't know. If you mute them, who cares? You can't see them as the only thing that matters. Well, I don't want my aunt to see them. Twitter. No, I'm just kidding. I don't care about it. I don't care what she sees. So I got, okay, let me just do my checklist. I talked pistachios. Yes. Ocular migraine grains. Pickles, pickle sickle cells. The drunken lift car. Yep. The dickhead on Twitter. Yep. I have next Gordy house stories. Gorgeous. Now you guys aren't big hockey fans, but you obviously know who mister hockey is. Of course. Gordie Howe. The great Gordie Howe I'm doing a play by play of a whaler, alumni game. Oh. And gordie was on the team. Against the hockey coaches from Enfield Connecticut. They fancy themselves as pretty good players. They were coaches, former players, and these hockey coaches from infield had this. They had a big rink there, too. Twin hockey rinks were Craig Jenny and all these other guys made their bones. So this was a big charity game, and it's chuck Kate and the voice of the whalers. Trying to kill this music. There you go. I needed I needed the actual atmosphere going. Couldn't even cover everybody. From a Hartford stomach center with whaler hockey. Chuck's a great guy. So he and I are doing the play by play for this cable vision bob telecast. Of this charity game. So one guy on the infield tote twin ranks team. Gordie Howe has the puck. This guy grabs Gordie Howe. He grabs Gordie Howe by the shirt. And he skates him into the boards and gordie like reaches over, shoots the puck to Peterson and he scores, Gordon hand on the guy's shirt and he's got one hand on the stick and he shoots the puck over to the guy. The guy scores, and then gordie turns around. They both grab each other in that locked lock up position where they face to face. The famous hockey position. Chuck Kate says, I'm not sure that guy knows that he just locked up with Gordon how. And Gordy's just looking at him. I'm like, do you really want to do this? You know, with all due respect, he's Gordie Howe. He's a guy, you know how old is he at this point? 56. He wasn't in his prime, though. 20 years out of his prime. 30 years out of his prime. And it was just the guy finally realized it came to his senses and let go. Because what are you doing? That's the old pulling on Superman's cape thing. You know, was spinning tearing the mask off the old lone ranger. Spitting in the wind. Spitting into the wind. It's nice like Bernard Patrick Conan. Yes, absolutely. He's pitching the wind every time he sent anything with acetone. So Gordy was just taking so gordie was very, very funny guy. He had all kinds of he was one of my favorite people ever. So my son were following around Wayne Gretzky as he's trying to break Gordy's record and he comes to the hard for civic center. And so gordie was going everywhere he went because 801 goals as soon as that's breaking these new all time scoring champ. So my son Scott and I are waiting outside the locker room and here comes Gretzky and my son's wearing a 99 LA kings Gretzky shirt. And he gets in front of Gretzky, who didn't like crouch. As he's making his way to the bus signs the shirt, Wayne Gretzky, two minutes later, out comes Gordy. I said, Gordy, come over here, make this shirt worth something. You know, I wanted to get both signatures on it. So he comes over. He turns my son around, which they always do in the sign in the back of the shirt. And he signs his neck. Gordon Howe on his neck and he starts to walk away. I said, what are you doing? He came back and signed this shit, but that's just thought that was really, really, really good. So when you tried to fight him, I said, you pussy. I played golf with him. You know, so many times, he's a wonderful, funny guy. I was doing a special with him, the three toughest holes in Connecticut. So I came running up and I said, I don't know what happened. I hit that ball in the.
The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated
CNN Suspends Chris Cuomo Indefinitely
"CNN had suspended Chris Cuomo indefinitely. I like Chris. He has done a very bad thing in the world of news. Using his position in the news to advance and protect his brother. He's been suspended indefinitely. You can't do that. He can't protect your Friends by manipulating the news. Not even if it's your brother. And I hope it works out. I hope they figure it out. Jeff Zucker is a fair guy. They will consider the details. They will look at past presidents like the NBA suspending somebody. It's internal to CNN. It's actually not a matter of why I did nothing illegal. It's just what do you do in the news business? You can't self deal. If I made that in the radio world, there's something called Paola. It's dead now. Hopefully it's dad. You know, I look at Gallagher's palaces and I say, ah nah, Gallagher would never do that. I know Mikey, he's the most honest guy in the world, even if he is playing daddy works right now. If someone were to give me money and say, here's a hundred bucks, 500 bucks, a thousand bucks. Please plug my restaurant. Wonderful restaurant in the ditch of Columba. That's Paola. I'd go to jail.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"She said. This is episode 147. That's right. It's time for time for me to unload. The rose. Bill Smith. Bill under the shade of a chestnut tree. Village smithy stands. Remember that poem? That's right. So you're our village smithy. That's me. I'm proud to be. You were actually a blacksmith for a while. Even I read I read about you. You were used to hammering and fill all the time. Spare time you used to deal with horseshoes over by the kiln where you were good with horseshoes. Horseshoes. Yeah, how come the horses didn't have shoes? You mostly did your hammering in the morning, right? I did. You know, if I had a hammer, you'd hammer the morning. 'cause you're the village smithy. Ben kitchen, who once had a hemorrhoid so big he would take it for walks. And call it fluffy. True story. True story. Brought to you by Leonard associates. My hair, doctor, doctor Robert, was my hair, doctor of course, his operation there is the most professional permanent hair restoration organization you can find. You know, thank God they did that job for you because I don't think anybody else will be able to get through that skull. I'm telling you, you don't have to. You know what I'm gonna end up? I'm gonna be in a full white head of hair someday. Like, one of them Florida Q tips. But you know what, it'll be a full header. You're on here. That's exactly right. My own perfectly naturally growing hair. From my own head. Restored by doctor Robert Leonard and Matt doctor Matthew lapse to use the main guy now. He's like a wizard of a surgeon. He will make you look like a million bucks, of course, with Biden's inflation. It'll be a 1,000,000.8. Is what you'll look like. Call one 800 get hair. And visit anyone of their 5 offices. And they have an office near you. I assume, unless you're listening to Trenton. Also, my grandma's coffee cake. I think we should give away a cake tonight. Should we give away kick to one of our tweet me do you have some creative idea? I'm gonna give the phrase the pace. Okay, some original. So are you gonna come up with something new? And the way it works, you give the phrase that pays is it the first person we can have people guess Ben's IQ, which I can give you a hint. It's in double digits. 99. Some more shorter. Let's do this. Okay, let's do this right now. My grandma's coffee cake. My grandma dot com call one 808 grandma for the best coffee cake and God's green earth. Bar none. And what the keyword phrase to pace, what is Fraser page's gonna be? How about will noonan will noonan? That's the phrase that pays. Isn't he our guest? Well, we're gonna give away his cake that he would have gotten if he had shown up for the podcast tonight like he said he was going to do. We even promoted the crap out of that last week. So we'll get nothing and he and the first person that I see on my text line at planet Mikey, not texting. My Twitter feed. At planet Mikey, text the keyword will noonan. Okay? And you will win will newnan's cake that we were gonna give him for being a chef. Should they tag them in it? So he knows that his absence granted someone else a free cake? Well, the thing is, I'm afraid that he's going to be the one that calls in to get the free cake. But you know what, if I was willing to I wouldn't blame him, they are delicious. Tag me. If I was willing to tag your it sure. Okay, so will noonan is a comedian, right? Yes sir. And you know how funny he is. He's so funny that he's the reason he can't be here tonight. According to him anyway, if you believe it. Because today's birthday. No kidding. Yeah, today's superheroes be here for his birthday. It's why I got the cake. Happy birthday. The candles and, you know, I saw the KFC wrapped in plastic. All for will no, 'cause you're gonna make the trip over here from where is he live southie? To sudbury to do the do the show. And guess what? He cancels today's Tuesday. He cancels yesterday. By text , he doesn't even call me. He texts me and says, oh, well I'm teaching this course on comedy and, you know, they were supposed to I didn't know about sorry, just okay, you know, can I just get respect? I know you're the comedian and I'm not. But here's the first rule of comedy. Are you looking at me when you said that? You have to show up for the gig. Right? I'm gonna say this. Teaching comedy or getting a good gig teaching comedy doesn't mean you know anything about comic, or are funny. I've been offered for years. It's funny. He is, but I've been offered kicks teaching comedy and I'm not funny. So you talk comedy? I got offered teaching gigs and then I sell. I'm not funny. Okay, I work with a guy who's funny. We'll just tell his class this. To stand a friend. What do you mean one day before? That's not funny. Well, he that's not fucking funny. He gave you 24 hours notice. That's enough, right? Yeah, but it's not because not because he came down with some last minute COVID or gonorrhea or anything like that. No, he's teaching a class. He's making money. You know? You want to get eco just listen to the podcast. He says, he would be here and so he doesn't get his fun. Yeah. He doesn't get the cake and the cake goes to whoever whoever tweets me with at planet Mikey is my Twitter handle on for the show here. And tweet text to tweet what is it tweet? Tweet will noonan as the first person does it gets a beautiful cake from my grandma's coffee cake. That was a good handle is at will noon just to keep it simple. See? No. So he knows that he contributed to someone winning a delicious, most likely blueberry coffee cake from my grandma's. And if I was funny to not show up in cancer day before I'd be happy to I tried that with my first wedding. All right, so we want to thank Dwight Evans because he was great. Who are you? Yeah, on our last podcast and people it was very well received. Tons and tons of downloads on the deuce episode. Very popular. He's a very, very good guy. Nice. I just got to say that. You know what? We should give away his king too. Oh man. My grandma dot com. Don't forget one 800 get hair. So by the way, when you call one in order to get here, you get a free no obligation consultation with the man himself. And that's important for people to know. And Cosmo penny to get the rundown on what's going on in their head. Okay, and now I have a bitch a bitch session. Really? We just get through one of those? No. It wasn't bitchin out we'll noon it. Do you have sort of an attitude today? No, I wasn't bitching about will noonan. I like well noon. And the fact is, though, it's going to come on. He's a no show. Do I no show? No, I show. Or there's no show. Or there's no show. Exactly. I have an issue. I'm canceling my spectrum cable. There you go, canceling things. Wait, I just did that myself. They suck. I literally just did that last week. They sucked. I'm so proud of you. They suck. Let's hear the story. They're the worst. So Red Sox game, the other day was on MLB TV. Yep. Most playoff games in the history of that I can recall in baseball have been on free TV. One way or the other. Whether it's FS1 or TBS or you know, boxing or they're always somewhere you can find them. So I said, okay, the game's on a 4 o'clock the other day. And I said, okay, I'm looking at them scanning the channels. Where is it? MLB TV, I click it. No, you gotta subscribe to this channel to get this game. I show women. It's gotta be on free TV. I look at nothing. Okay, so I'm like, what am I gonna do? I can't watch this game. I've never heard of that before. So I call.
Scuba Shack Radio
Diplomatic Pouch
"It's time for another installment of sea hunt. It still alive here on scuba shack radio. And this time. We're going back to season three episode thirty eight titled diplomatic pouch diplomatic pouch premiered on september twenty fourth nineteen sixty. Well in this episode. Mike is back in a latin american country named san miguel. His mission is to retrieve a diplomatic pouch from crashed american airplane. The show opens up with mike searching the wreck while his buddies on the surface appearing to be fishing as luck would have it. Mike find the pouch and starts to head to the surface. There's a great shot of the voight swim fins as he ascends but just as mike breaks the surface he's confronted with an armed boat of officials who are pointing their guns at him and asking him if he would be so good to come on board what to do. Quick thinking mike takes a fix on his position and drops the pouch. Who are these armed men. The guy in charge is colonel ramirez and he is the head of the coastal defense. He's cold and tough and goes over. Mike's gear with a fine toothcomb. Just then mike's friend. Paul alexander pulls up with their boat. He tells mikey sorry. That he drifted. The boat drifted off process that they are on vacation. And he's from dallas texas. Colonel ramirez tells them that they are not to dive on the downed airplane at an at the penalty by order of the dictator row. All as is that they will be immediately deported. They are welcome to fish. Just stay away from the airplane. So now paul and mike are on the bridget or boat and paul is upset about the diving when might tells him he found the pouch but he had to drop it. He says he took a position. And we'll be able to find it. But how will that be possible with the colonel watching pause. Got a plan. But mike wants to know i. Where did he get that phony. Southern accent well. Paul's plan involves dragging mike to a local cantina. The club kellyanne. Tae sign is flashing on and off as they enter once inside. They sit down in the bartender heads over the jukebox. A stereo phonic rockall roller and plays a record loudly before waiting on and paul. Something's the bartender nods and mike and pau get up and head for the back room. The ace of pulse leave is one of colonel ramirez. Deputy familiaux who calls the kernel. A pig who goes beyond the law familiar will fight with his fingertips to overthrow the hated dictator. The plane is to get. The plan is to get information from familiaux on whether the colonel is going to put a diver on the wrecked plane. Now the the scene shifts to mike and paul on the water and they're trying to get to the wreck but they're constantly being pursued by the coastal defense. Just then shots are fired from the defense boat. And they're colonel comes alongside and tells them that the penalty for diving on. The wreck is no longer deportation. It's death before they leave familiar hotels. Mike and paul that they are going to have another diver coming from the capital. Soon we now had back to the cantina. We're familiar comes in the bartender. Nods towards the back room in the room familiar hotels mike composite. The situation is desperate. what can they do. Mike knows he will be an underwater hitchhiker. But only familiar can drop a line over the side of the colonels boat you see. Mike can swim to the rack but he needs a ride back. Familiaux says it will be done. So now we have paul mike on their boat watching a coastal defence boat with its diver onboard and her headed out to the wreck plane. Mike tells paul if anything happens he needs to get out of there because he's too valuable. Paul reluctantly agrees as mike. Put the powder into his wetsuit top. Once the divers from the colonel Once the diver from the kernels boot jumps in. Mike is in the water swimming towards where he dropped the pouch. He sees the line. Familial has tossed over the side but now he needs to pop to the surface to get his bearings so he can find the diplomatic pouch just before the men on the boat turn towards mike. He slips beneath the surface a close call. Mike is now underwater searching and searching trying to find the pouch before the enemy divers season. Finally he spots the pouch intact and now he needs to get it out now. Here's where it gets a little strange. Mike is kneeling on the bottom looking at the patch. Trying to figure out and then like maybe how to open it or something. He's got a puzzled look on his face. His back is towards the plane wreck. As he's puzzling over the pouch the enemy divers spots him pulls out his knife and be lines towards mike as he tries to stab. Mike looks like the pouch gets in the way we are now witnessed to a classic underwater knife flight where mike wrestles do knife out of the bad guys hand takes out his own life and you guessed it cuts who's hose. The enemy divers forced to the surface and mike heads under the colonel's boat too high policies the diver surface in figures. There's a problem so he starts to head out. Mike is trying to figure out what to do with the diplomatic pouch when he decides to stick between his back and his doubles now. The colonel suspects that mike is with paul so he starts out in hot pursuit. Mike grabs the line and his underwater hitchhiking begins. The ride is challenging. You can see the strain on his double hose thins. Just as he's about to let go the boat slows down and pulls alongside. Paul familiar searches the boat and said no one is aboard. Paul says he just wants to go home as this is no place for a vacation. That colonel tells them to get out of his country. Once colonel leaves. Paul is despondent at the thought of losing mike just any. Here's mike call out. I think i heard him call pau. Alex i'm not sure. But as paul looks over the side mike tosses up the diplomatic pouch telling him. He forgot his laundry. Mike has yet again the day now. There wasn't any indication in credits as to where this episode was film. The plane wreck looked pretty authentic with the large propeller and debris. I wonder if this was. In the bahamas. So there you have it. Diplomatic pouch from season three of sea hunt.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Song? Oh, it's just the Elton John. It's Dale Dan, but you're on the air. Is this the bitches back? No. What the fuck's on is this? It was Elton John. And you hit the poster. Barrel, I bail out of the airplane, right? The last second. What is it? Where's the bitches back? Bitch is back. It's been too long since I did this. Well, that's what she did. Last night. That was good. That's like working though. Now I feel like it's just some work. You know, because you had to be you had to be right there in between the records and you had to get it right the first time because it was live radio. And sometimes that POP they'd give you, you gotta do a weather at 22 after. And you'd say, well, I've got a 7 second intro. There used to be a guy on wvf years ago named bud ballou. Wv Framingham Boston. That guy you could throw any song at him and he came up with the most creative things to say. You don't know where he's coming from. Always hit the post. It was amazing. But I didn't get three minutes between each record and knowing what the next record is and how long the intro to be able. It's much more difficult off the cuff. As long as you know what the song is. You want to try them again now that you know what they are? No, because that would be too easy. Oh. Yeah, that would be too easy. We'll come up with some more for next week. All right. Hitting the post here on the program. Did I mention, yes, I did. Did I mention doctor Leonard? Did I mention a vinia Josh? At least we did the part of the program that's the most important. And I did mention my friend pecker had coy, right? Yes, you did. Okay, well, let's get into a couple of weird nightmares ahead. This is these are real live nightmares. Why are you checking your watch, Ben? Because Joe Biden at a funeral? This is like the longest episode we've ever done already. How long is it? It looks like 43 minutes Mike. I will get this done. 'cause I gotta go to price chopper. We'll get this done. Good in a shift. I was on the phone with CVS for 45 minutes. Longer than this podcast. I called up they sent me a text or your prescriptions. I have a question, which one is it or whatever? So I call them and it says an associate will be with you right away as soon as possible. And then hold them on hold 20 minutes later. Okay, hang up. I call them back. I'm on hold for 20 more minutes. This is awful. What does thank God it's not something important. I got recycled into this machine. And every minute they're saying. If you need to have your COVID vaccine and every minute they have so I heard it 40 times basically in 40 minutes. Awful. And I think CVS a big company, they're making a lot of money. They got a lot of locations. You know, they're huge. They can't have somebody answering the phone. Drugstore? Anyway, so I wanted to complain about that. And I will never go there again. I won't. Shelter means it is. It doesn't matter. Ed's drug store I'll go to. I don't give a shit. It has a drug store? Yep. Good one, too. He'd only put you on hold for 15 minutes. He's a gentleman. The other thing I want to mention is my cable company is spectrum. Yes. They're the fucking words. They are absolutely pathetic. I know, I have them too. In every way shape or form. It doesn't matter what you're trying to get done with them. They suck. And they run their own commercials all spectrum get mobile. Yeah, I'm going to get your mobile service. I have the way you take care of my home cable, you dorks. What's your main complaint? Well, first of all, when you're watching a show in the middle of the it'll go. Whether alert for something that isn't even in your county, you know, it's New Hampshire as flood warning for northern Vermont. This station is conducting a test that has been responsive weekly testing. You want to just strangle everybody in sight. Do you know who their big celebrity endorser was for the longest time? Fucking Ellen. That should tell you right there. See? Ellen. I can't stand her. Yeah, so I hate spectrum and I have it too, so I called Verizon today to try and switch over to that. You could cut out the cable and just do the town that has Verizon I bet, right? I am. You are? I am, oh shit. So my neighbor as I was like, I don't like them either. But when we first moved in, we didn't have any cable or Internet because it was brand new street. But I called Verizon today and I was like, okay, I want the Internet, like the most expensive best Internet you got. Like, okay, someone will call you back and we'll work it. I haven't heard back from them. Imagine that. Here you spectrum is so bad. I'm willing to take it in the ass from it. When they finally do call you back, you should go like this. Hello. And then whenever they say to you, say, what? You gonna speak up? Did you call us? I just, I just fired off of kidney stone. Ouch. It hurts the hole in the end of my wiener. Ow. Ow, Owen, hold on, hold on. Just make them wait for you. The government and I don't usually talk politics on this podcast. I really don't, because I don't want people to see when I go on and tweet something that's political. And they don't realize it with centrist libertarian. I'm not Republican or Democrat. I think people think, oh, oh, you like Trump. I forgot about the plan until just now. And I lose like ten followers on Twitter. Every time I tweet anything, and it's not even I'm not being abrasive or anything. But you know what, if they don't want to follow me because they're so hardcore whatever they are, fuck them. By the way, if you want to follow us at planet Mikey, you can follow me personally, which I would love to have at Mikey Adams four 20. I love followers. I just like to have a dialog going back and forth because I'm not a hateful person. I'm not. Am I? Come on. The government was scared of that wet rally that had a hundred people showing. They're all FBI. You put up giant ten foot fences. Yeah, they put up, they put up giant ten foot fences with concrete barriers and they stocked everybody got overtime for two days to build up to this non event because they're pussies. I mean, come on, they're things not going to happen again. That was a rare weird occurrence that happened because they didn't have enough guardsmen out there. In the first one, that's all. If they had 200 guys never mind fits, they would have stopped that last one, but anyway, that's ridiculous. But they don't, the reason quick to put up the fences and the walls when it's protecting the Nancy Pelosi. But they can't put up a fence or wall to keep out 200,000 illegal immigrants from Haiti and South America from coming into the country with COVID. Nancy's got nothing to worry about in a great big place with a wall around it. And guards. You see the horse, the horseman, the good brought in the lone rangers to keep control. And by the way, these people from Haiti, they didn't come directly from Haiti because of the last earthquake. They've all been in South America or the triangle countries for ten years since the last earthquake. Now they just decided this is a good time. We'll pay the money to the cartels. Get us through. And there will be so many of us they can't stop. 24,000 people sitting under a bridge. That's amazing. It's like a my last party in high school. And it's like a real human parties under the bridge. Under the bridge. How much to get in? Well, back then we didn't have cartels. So it was free. Anyway, I just thought I'd mention that because they can build all those fences around the capital, but they can't fix the board and when they're doing it to Texas, they're screwing Texas. If these people were all headed for Delaware, do you think it would be different? Exactly. Politics. Delaware doesn't exist. Like Narnia. But no, it's like they tell you down there now. If you're thinking of the border, and you're a migrant, illegal, you know, and undocumented. They just tell you. Anybody can do it. Even anybody. You're escaping violence. I heard was the latest. I say Biden, by the way, is zero for 8 inflation, or the border. Afghanistan,.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Looking like a total shit ball. Oh no. Falling all over himself. And the Red Sox lose 11 to ten Vasquez couldn't drop a bunt. They had nobody out. This is to win the game now. Travis, what's his name? Shaw. Travis Shaw comes up. And he hits the ball left field bounces into the ground rule double. Nobody out, man on second. All they gotta do is get this run home with nobody out. He's done saying, so that intentional walk to verdugo first and second, here comes Vasquez. All you got to do is bunt the runners over or get it ahead or do something. No, he bunts a little pop up. The catcher catches it. Ruins the whole thing. They lose the game 11 to ten. And Mikey Adams also lost. It wasn't the last the 50 bucks I put down on the two gate and the two parlays, it was the 160. I would have one if they had just won their game. So it's the opportunity cost of the one 60, not the 50. I got 50s all over. I got like my left pocket right now. I got four 5 6 7 50s right here. I got hundreds of on his side. I don't even carry 20s now 'cause I'm fucking loaded, all right? But I'm pissed about that because that's in my 7 O one. And sale was on the mountain. This is a good bet. Yeah. Sale and what's his name from the Dodgers? Sure. Scherzer, who never loses, you know, at one time, remember that Tiger pitching stuff they had all these German guys. Her lander. They had Zimmer, Zimmerman, I believe they had marks shows her and don't forget they had that other guy. They right handed. German accent. Anyway, so I'm pissed Red Sox. Shouldn't I be? You said, I'm surprised you are because I believe what two months ago. You were just done. We gave up. If I see a bet like that sitting on the table, I can get that done. Sale and Scherzer see now it's just for you it's just a financial attachment to the team. It's not even an emotional attachment to the team. Absolutely correct. I haven't even been physically the ballpark after going every single year since the 60s. A lot of times and sometimes 30, 40, 50 times a year when I was doing live shots at the news every night? The thrill is gone. The EEI doing live up before and after. I don't go there anymore. And it's been 5 full years since I've been to Fenway Park. Wow. It's a long time. Okay, I got that off my chest. Yeah. What else you got there? I don't know. I'm just still I'm still a little shook. It's okay, take a deep breath. I don't like fake people, but fake women in particular. And here's why. These days, back in the day, when you saw a woman who was beautiful. Even if she was not perfect, you said, oh, she's beautiful. She's, you know, Raquel Welsh Michelle Phillips. All these natural beauties. And you'd say, wow, what a beautiful woman. And you'd forgive any little imperfection. Like an excessive nose hair. Based on that. But now everybody's fake. It's not just a college and lips that get blown up like freaking balloons on these girls. They all look like they're the duck lips. Doing a pucker duck. That's fake. That's not your lips. And they don't look good. They don't. And the thing is they're all the same. Do you think they do this for each other or they think they're doing it for us? But the worst is the Kardashians. They do it for the mirror. That's what it is. And their selfies knowledge. But the Kardashian family are maybe the worst offenders because they've all had their lips done and they're all blown up and they all look down because the Kardashian girls and the Jenner girls and even Bruce Jenner, I mean, Caitlyn Jenner, she blew up her lips too just to be. What the hell is that? It's fake lipids. I think you should try it once. I'm never gonna do that. No, if I'm gonna blow up B and sting him in the face. That's it. If I do anything, it'll be the boobs. It's a fake word. 'cause I like dancing with myself. Thank God. Slow dancing. Anyway, fake boobs are another thing. Like it's like, you know, like women's breasts are no, I don't. I don't like them because they're not real. Like, it no matter what a woman had for boobs, you know, ranging from the super small bee sting style breasts to the extra large fun bags. Yes. See, that how you just said it right there is exactly why they get them. Okay, the little beast in press to the excellent fun bag. The point is, that's what God gave them. And that's why if you got that girl to the point where you're gonna see them, then you've fallen enough in love with her to get to that point. Now everybody's got the same snip tucked zip put in some inserts and it's like their heart is rocks. They're like rock hard, that's not how it's supposed to be. So that's all fakeness and it's all, I don't like it. Would you get a dick implant if you could? Why would I need one? I mean, the doctor said he can cut mine down as short as I want it. Anyway, they even have fake ass things implants for girls for asses. Okay, now I'm gonna go have my ass opened up by a surgeon so he can stick some implant in there so my rumpus looks more rounded. What the. What are we? What is this world coming to? I don't know. Do some crunches. Take some stairs. I got that off my chest. Feel better now man to speak. Okay. I went saw my friend get a bloody nose from a giant fake boob. What happened? We were at the strip club of Montreal and used to be able to do this thing where he kind of laid back on the stage and put like a dollar $5 in your mind. Your teeth come over. Which is always classy tricks. Exactly what you did. How would they pick up the money? Simulate. A certain sexual position. And then they bring their kids up to your face and just kind of give you a little playful. And he comes up from it. There's no gushing blood. Wow. What was that? A ninja boob? Right in the mouth? The nose? Just a big, heavy. It was like filled with a bag and your eye poked out. That's different. If you're that close, it's like, you know how you know that dimpled in Verlander's chin, the picture of Justin Verlander? Is that how we got that from kids? That's that. To his chin, all right. Come on speaking of the women Monica Lewinsky is having a special. I'm going to watch it, it was podcast, tapes on Tuesday, the 7th of September. My brother John's birthday, by the way. If he's listening, happy birthday, John. Happy birthday John. Cope. In Monaco, the show is called impeachment. It's on FX, something FX FX. Yeah, maybe. And it's all about the whole Bill Clinton thing, you know, Monica Lewinsky. You know, I don't, you know, you won't cigar. That event defined that defined her. That's it. She can't do anything, and she seems to have recovered. I've seen a couple of interviews. She's much more likeable now at an older age as a quasi victim of the era and Bill Clinton's moves. What's the first thing you think of when you hear that name? A blue dress covered with goo. There it is. That's the second and third thing..
AP News Radio
Webb Wins Again As La Stella, Yaz Power Giants Past Braves
"The giants blanked the Braves five nothing is Logan Webb threw seven strong innings to win his seventh consecutive decision web was dominant in his thirteenth consecutive start in which he is not allowed more than two runs he gave up five hits with one walk and six strikeouts Webb says catcher buster Posey helped him get out of a first and third jam in the sixth inning it was almost like he he told me to pretend like there was nobody on third base and just kind of go with how the ending was going to I'm gonna try to get a ground ball or a pop up timeless stellen Mikey Stransky each homered and drove in two runs in San Francisco sixth win in seven games Atlanta's lead in the NL east is down to four and a half games over the Phillies the giants pasty in a west by two and a half games over the Dodgers I'm the ferry
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"From Alcatraz Escape From New York. John Carpenter. What's the guys name? The actor? Married to Goldie Hawn. Do I can't remember Brussels. Brussels was Snake Plissken. The attorney Manhattan Island into a prisoner and it just got completely overrun. And then they somehow kidnapped the president? No, no, no idea. We've seen how far this can go. Just not this. Just apply to Alcatraz. These are only The Killers. Okay, these are all the people were charged for keeping alive that actually kill people, that really should be killed by the death penalty because in order they, they killed a little kid. You know, they wish to kill them but instead of us killing them and saying, okay, well you know constantly Crowell. Okay. Here's we're going to do, we're going to set you free, but you can only go right here on Alcatraz with the other killers and all the be an Island full of killers. If they kill each other, we won't even know or care of, you know, just be all debt. And then we drop off the next bunch of killers. And they, it's a survival thing. It could be a reality T show. Talk address could become like a high-rise with Killers all the way up to them. 7th floor. Yeah, but my point is that you take the pressure financially off the prison system, all these people that are killers, you put them on the killer Island, you call it or whatever you call it and let them deal with each other, okay? What is the real killers about the non killers that go to jail? They don't go to Alcatraz. Well, no, no. Now they get the nice rooms now because they're not killers of the rapist. Gets a nice rooms know, they don't get the job to flesh. This out a little bit more. Should be a wink of Alcatraz rapist in the in the child molesters? Well yeah, sure obviously, there there are levels of crime, you know, you don't want to have but someone who took of all, I think we all know that, that amount of money we pay for these people to be, but in some states there. Now, they're just letting them out cuz we don't understand, we don't have room. Okay. And they're letting out Killers. Yeah, yeah. It's scary. Who's in charge of that decision, and why is it being made? Yeah. And and you Patrol Alcatraz with a bunch of boats guys with machine guns. So no one can swim away. What do you think? I like getting more expensive now. Yeah. What else? He gets up more expensive than keeping, these people left. That's true and doing their laundry. I mean, they can figure out, I think maybe, hey, you never come back. Twenty years later, maybe, they're all nice. And then, you know, they they figured out how to do all that stuff. Laundry electricity, it's like Gilligan's Island except there's no Ginger, no Marianne, it's not even a mrs. Howell there could be Ginger and Mary Ann, right? I just took a killing I prefer the Cool Hand, Luke prism more of those. Less of these opulent huge prison, just more some Backwater piece of shit surrounded by like chicken wire. That's right. Where you can go there and eat fifty eggs and cheese, live, your life and watch women, wash their car and just ask for forgiveness, every day that you ever commited the crime to get into that situation. Okay, well, I got the only other problem I got left on my list. I really think what's its gun violence in the cities and I have that, you know, that I talked about this two, three, four, five, six, eight ten weeks ago, yeah, about metal detectors. I'm going to put my life savings into metal, detector on violence or gum violence. No gun gun. Check out about the worst thing you can do with gum and sticking someone's hair. You know Bazooka Joe is out of control metal detector mandatory sentences for unregistered firearms possession. And here's how you do that you say okay we have a new law, okay? If we if you're caught with a gun, that is not a gun registered, legally registered. Yeah. You're in prison for a year. No, there's no questions asked. You're in prison for a year. I don't care who you are. What you're doing with that gun cuz now, you know, the law. You can't get that gun. Now, what happens? Well, you're able to lock up a lot of people who shouldn't have those guns and your lock them up for you. You get the gun off the street, and you do that with stop-and-frisk. I have an idea. What's that a new show that call Judge Mikey but I'm not a judge I know but you it's good though you don't judge the judge it might be my least favorite person on Fox News meant Judge Jeanine Jeanine. Oh yeah he's just I mean I don't disagree with a lot of things. She says it's the way. She says that she's so irritating wage. Imagine her being the, the prosecutor and you're you're in court and she's coming after you. Did you see that? Brian stelter video where Michael Wolfe Geico off? My God, he got that fat. He was, he was right on the money. He was he didn't actually say anything that was untrue or you don't even really exaggerated either. And it was fun. Looking at others face through the whole thing and then he says, so maybe we'll have you back on again sometime soon. He goes see you. You can see stealth or die inside. Oh, that was so great. That was famous. So I've solved today off. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8, 9 12, major issues. Thanks Mike busy boy. I'd like to invite anybody who disagrees with any of my opinions on that to tweet me at Planet. My key and I'll be happy to have a dialogue with you. Any of these things. I don't do any of these. I don't write down these things to be mean to anybody on the contrary, I'm trying to solve the meanest problem that is inherent in this life situation in, which were living, you should run for Congress. Yeah, with my track record. Tell us about that track down the car wash. You forget who are makes you president was yeah quite a nice little track record of public. Not like arrest getting arrested but he's done plenty of outlets things. Oh, well, yeah, but so what our current president Manuel, I was, I remember Jimmy Carter, when Jimmy, Carter was president, he's ever said, he's a nice guy. Peanut farmer for Georgia. Well, guess what hath? He's a nice guy. I ran owned us had our hostages for four hundred days. Inflation took off. I had 18% mortgage rate on my house and gas prices tripled but you can still run for Congress. No, I don't. I got a bad. I got a bad track record. You know, is that there was that thing? You know, that? Well, that thing off and then those two people that said, I bought that thing that I supposed to get mine, I wouldn't that would make you a liquor cultural pop here. I mean, you know, I got that going on and, and the shank or Source, those So in honor of our friend who neither Smitty nor been have somehow been able to book, I'm going to take care of this much, like pigeon, been and I into this thing, where we're actually making the attempt, what have you done, but I'm going to reach out to her on Twitter and I'm going to say the best way of doing, I'm going to say Tatiana zappardino. I'm going to give you $500 for a back rub know. If, if, if you come on my podcast off $500 and a my grandma's coffee cake. How could she resist? That's what I'm saying. That I would do it. Blueberry, I'm going to throw that if she says no, then I'll know that. She doesn't like black coffee.
The EcomCrew
Instagram DM Automation Is Here
"Hey mike welcome back to the econ- crew podcast. Hey there thanks for having me. Yeah absolutely i. it's funny. We were just talking before hitting record. And i swore that we had chatted before on the podcast after four hundred episodes. It's hard to keep them all straight but it was under a different name. So i was looking for mikey on and it wasn't showing up then i You mentioned it. It could be under mikhail so looked under the under that name popped up episode one eighty six. So we've more than doubled the number of episodes and she so it's been too long. My friend nice nice I'm glad to be back. And i think last time we talked about messenger and now we have some exciting news to share so glad that we could make absolutely so before we talk about the new stuff and even the old stuff. Maybe if you could just because it has been so long since you've done the podcast maybe tell people a little bit about who you are and in. What many shadows sure. My name is mike. Von i'm the ceo and co founder of many chats and many chapters a chat marketing platform. We're the biggest marketing platform in the world. We started on facebook. Messenger then added new channels lake sms and email and now since june second this year so basically two weeks ago. We added instagram automation. Which is a huge new channel. Excellent and for those of you who are new to chat marketing or messenger marketing. Basically what we do as a platform as we help you automate conversations on messaging platforms. So think about like. If you're using messenger you could run ads directly to messenger and automate the conversation to qualify lead to nurture leads and then to actually convert that person that leads into a paying customer and we basically integrate with messaging channels like facebook messenger. Instagram and whatsapp is in the works. And basically we have this visual flow builder that allows you to create these chats marketing campaigns without doing any coding. It's very visual. It's just of like a choose your own adventure type of thing. You just set up the text the buttons and you can create these automations
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"To the Viking, show them. Hey, yeah, John Stewart, taking some shit about that, huh? With that One Eared guy at night, Stephen Colbert, he's got one ear. Have you noticed that? Would you as you walk one point five years? One of them is all. I don't know. Something happened to her. I don't know, nevermind. So we control the show irregardless. Let's go in regardless of that. Irregardless of that, which is Double Double Indemnity and using the word improperly twice over, it's like repeating yourself and you know, being redundant, it's kind of like this, you know, saying the same thing again and again and a couple different ways. You know I'm saying, welcome to episode 129 tonight. We're not only on t. Get a little camera, huh? I've had I've had male organs bigger than that, huh? We know I have in my, in my faith, in you, you've had mail or with you that's just gross near you what you think. I'm a homo sapien learned something new about Mike Adams. Every now I'm talking about, I've found it. Nevermind episode 129, right? Is that it s? And tonight's I'm going to do this like a preacher Tonight. We Gather off at the iron Studios with the perverts of broadcasting the panel. Peckerhead and Peter Pan. Actually it's Bill Smith. Hi, my name is Bill Smith. Did you call me? Becca had? No, no. I should get. My name is Bill. Smith & Smith heard. I heard on every single commercial that ever aired on Red Sox. Baseball is prohibited every single one, I know, doesn't matter. You're selling Lumber, you're selling cars beer, they say Underpants than Joe. Castiglione you are that will get to him later. Phil Smith is here and been kitchen, who just got back from Florida, where he was filming an episode of Home. America's Most Wanted, welcome back Ben, thank you, Virginia. He was The Wanted. Took me awhile. Bill Smith is a Pisces. Yeah. Then kitchen is a Pisces Yours. Truly Mike Adams, host of the podcast Pisces? Wow, this should be kind of like, you know, we were born under the same sign off home. I I was born under this sign says keep off the grass and you didn't listen welcome to the program. We would like to remind people who do you know here's the problem. I know a lot of people listen to this podcast cuz I know from the fan mail I get hate mail from some flounder. Not that message. Bullwinkle this one down there. No yes I do. Listen to retrieve press do. It's boo because the moose The fan mail comes in. I get bags and bags of it. Do you have fan mail with, you know, I leave at home. I don't like driving around. It might have brought some point. You brought it up, do you know what kind of person they would think I am. If I was walking around with a huge bag of my own fan mail, Santa, hey, nice sack. You know why Samsung, you know why Santa Claus never had any babies? Why only comes once a year and that's down at exactly. Thank you for backing me up on that. Okay, so we would like you to go on Twitter if you're on Twitter and and follow at Planet Mikey, see I have my own Twitter account which is Mikey Adams 420. Hmm. It's like yeah you know for twenty was but no dude tell my SAT scores combined oh boy oh boy walked out early. Did you do that? So you got your name wrong you put my name right now. Did you put my key Adams? Instead of Michael, I put my name right at 4:20. I got a couple of right now with netting box out. This sucks governor in the bubbles. I make a pattern, you know, making a pelu Christy feet. Oh, you walked out of school. You said, I'm off to conquer the radio world yells at you now. No one even cared. Anyway, you can go on Twitter and at Planet my key because we'd like you to follow the podcast cuz we're trying to build up that Twitter and I don't really watch. You know, I'm not like mistress Carrie who's out there trying to get people to listen to her her podcast. I just heard her on the way over here and she's saying oh episode 43. Of my podcast. Well, there you go. I said, she's like, like, prostituting herself to get more podcast listeners. I'm not going to do that. She does have the benefit of a big fire station though, big, big others? Yeah to. Well I'm going to tell you this. I'm not going to be lower myself to paying people to listen to this podcast. Although they've been to come here. The first couple kind of the first person that logs on at Planet. My key and becomes a new Twitter follower. I'm going to send you five bucks, you encourage people to leave comments, I, you know, but you can do that on the Apple side, right? You can rate? Yes, should we do that? We should do a contest involving a. My grandma's coffee cake. Leave us a review on a month, I guess, or wherever you hit, but you listen to podcasts. But if you happen to listen, an apple pod, guess that's more important than the world. Can you review on other sites to Google podcast Spotify? You can leave reviews where ever? Well, typically wherever Listen to podcast but let's focus in on Apple podcast. That's the important, right? Leave us a rating. Leave us a review. Yeah, leave us a. Here's what you do. Leave us a 5-star rating if you hate the show with us in the comments but make sure the ratings five stars, right? That's fair. And the best 5-star comment should probably get like a my grandma's coffee cake. How will we know where to send it though? These people are used in Animas muddies when he signs on. It gives me 1 *. We can figure it out. We can figure it out if they're going to leave a comment they're likely following you on the Twitter page anyway. Yeah. So if we have faith that they'll probably direct messages because I got I figured out twenty five thousand two hundred followers on my own. I don't have 700 something for the had planted, my key thing. It doesn't seem right. How many my grandma coffee cakes? Do you have to gain? You know, sticking. We should send one too much so he stopped giving me. Bad ratings. On the podcast was one Stars. Bring your average down, don't they? They do. I bet Mark would like a blueberry. Maybe I should off. Over to his house, special delivery. All right, so many mean, I got a whole bunch of stuff here. What do you want to start with? I got so much stuff, I thought he started. Oh yeah, let's start again. Okay, I have to just telling you somebody. So you get the newest sound already then that now the new, the new Sounder, which, you know, the whole thing full of sound effects. Yeah, yeah. But we don't want to do them right now, but the thing is if I like if I say this is amazing, been this guy. He's so good at this game, you say you know God it's too bad. I don't have a fart sound effect. It would be like you have not dammit what he failed off too and then he hit the right track drug finger across the keyboard. Till he found it rather drag tract drug-drug. You selling my wife's from Ohio. She says well I drug the garbage out of the back yard. It's it's a drug. Yep. Yep. Say drugs, you know, I get all lit up for so many reasons. All right, so we're going to get down to business here in this podcast. Before we do that. I got to tell you, I've been told that we need to sell personally as a podcast, more pillows, more. Maybe it's cuz we jerked around with a commercial last time, but the report was that we did, you know, that's important to us as a Sterling Finance Factor. We screwed around with.
The Dan Bongino Show
Bongino on the Reality of Our Flag and Thanking God
"So when I joined the Secret service, one of my first assignments my an agent, friend of mine mint. This is called Mike. He got sick. I've been out of training for. I don't even know a month. Not much. I mean, I was about as green as you could possibly get And I'm in the Melville Office of the Secret Service in Long Island. And boss comes in. And he says, Listen, you were an alternate on it on a trip. I'm like a trip. You know where trip to the city. I was along God, He's like no foreign trip to Russia and this guy Mike got sick. So you know you're going, Mikey B. We'll call him, he says you're up. You want to go and I was like Russia. I'm telling you, like New Jersey is, the father said, I think I've ever been outside of training. The first time you travel overseas to a country that's not necessarily a friendly and I think we flew a C five a over there, and there's these massive cargo doors and lower. I'm telling you, I want to be dramatic, but it was like something out of a movie. The cargo doors are dropping or because we fly with all the president's cars and everything you know it's a free ride. Just jump on the plane. It's going down at lands and, you know, the guy comes on board the lead advance agent He's like, you know, Welcome to Russia was seriously was out of salt Look like something out of the movies or I'm a young kid, you know, in my twenties. You know, being overseas where the rules don't matter like they do here. There's no real rule of law in Russia. Whatever works for Vladimir Putin works me. Wasn't Putin back then? But you get the point. When you fly back to the United States, you land and J B a joint base. Andrews used to be Andrews Air Force Base. And you see that flag man? Stars and Stripes. Uh, there ain't nothing like it. Goose bumps, It was the first time and you know every foreign trip I took after that we got back safe and there were no problems and you see those flags Erin Andrews. We thank God.
The Dan Bongino Show
Caller Defines What It Means to 'Get off Your Caboose'
"Hi, Dan. It's an honor to speak with you. You know, I called him to say thank you because your continuous assertion that the do matters on your podcast and inspired me to get up off my caboose earlier this year to finally become the hero that I've been waiting for. I start showing up Tarkett school board meetings and making public comments. And actually recently got elected to one of those boards. I joined a local parent organization that standing up in force against critical race theory, mass mandates and vaccine propaganda towards our kids. And I've also been regularly writing and calling my representatives asking and tough questions and seeing what I want from them is a constituent and they're listening. I just want to tell your listeners that they don't have to feel helpless. I hear it in their voices when they call and it makes me so sad. We all just have to get up off our laurels. And be the voices for truth and change where we lead like you say it starts there. Wow. Lisa! Mikey, Please don't hang up on this here. Sometimes. You know, we have to get rid of calls. Lisa, that's ah! Get me a little emotional. I'm Homes. That's weird him. I don't know if I said I was talking about the cancer, and now you're talking About things that really matter to me. Oh, God. Give me a second. You're an inspiration, Dan. And I appreciate it. Yeah, I never intended to be. I mean that I'm not kidding. I always was the guy behind the camera. I mean, it was a secret service guy. You never in front of the camera. And I just like you just got pissed
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"Is your problem? Can I ask you another question? What is why do they always show the they show the pad and they use this blue liquid and show how absorbent. It is off. Isn't that the stuff you dip your hair your comb in at the barbershop this blue one. Is it any fries or is it blue Gatorade? I mean, come on, that's not real Gatorade. It's cool blue any woman that has a has a God bless her her gush moment with her. And it's blue should see a doctor don't you think yes or a mechanic that makes sense. Hey, what's the name of that shop play the older one play the other one. There's another one right after this thing's I don't see this lady about my. You know, like PMs and the brake gosh, if you're a pad user like me, you know what I mean? It's when you're on the first few days of your. And you get that lovely gush when you are well no, okay, you see though what you're doing, you're so revolted by this conversation. You're shutting it off, even though we haven't gotten to the end of the commercial but no the duck after sitting down for a while. Yep. Nothing is lovely and Stressless feeling that Gus and worrying about whether your pants job as you excuse yourself to the bathroom to check if you think okay now and I've had enough hey, but Smitty. Yeah, I've had producers and you're the world's greatest producer. I've had producers my radio show. Ya Dead. Who who also gushed but it was it was it was like a sounded like this? No. No, it sounded worse than that. It sounded more like wage know I've had him it sounded like this. You're just not going to play that far as him. He's only got one now. Oh, oh, really? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the one you want to check out the Thunder spray. Yes. The one that we were you did that one yourself. Here's what's going to happen. There have been some famous politicians who have farted on camera Barney Frank did it. Yes big time. You know, what else did it was? Not a politician Whoopi Goldberg. So I wonder what websit Nancy Grace did she on Dancing With the Stars know aren't farts great so much fun. Fantastic Eric swalwell farted on National interview. That's the best way I'm here to promise you this this is going to happen. Joe Biden is going to fart ten times before he dies in office off and I'm not going to say when that is cuz I don't know but he's going to fart on camera. This is going to happen. This is why they lead them away real quick. He just needs the questions cuz he's got the farts. I'm Were walking with my father-in-law and the in the supermarket following him. Oh no, and he's wandering down the aisle July looking for things and all of a sudden. It's just didn't care who was around. He just let it go song. Holy crap. All right. So now here's what here's where I test my senility to see that I'm not cuz you know, I'm older now, I'm forty. Yeah, and my brain is starting to go home ask me the ask me about any the status of any 1967 player whether the Dead or Alive on the Red Sox. I know everything about these guys. This is like a game show here we got going on. What is this? No, I know. I you know every I follow these guys till they died and I got a whole list of his 2018 of the running 1867 Red Sox players are dead. All right start the quiz you want to know dead guys. Go ahead Mike Ryan George Scott the Boomer Joe Foy. We talked about him last week. Yes, Tony. See these guys are all dead. Jerry Adair Russ Gibson Elston home. Born on your birthday. I got the car in the morning his Burnham Bob Tillman Norm siebern dead Dennis Bennett Johnny Wyatt and Brett George Brett's brother off. Yeah. All those guys are did eighteen of them on the 67 Red Sox. Well as you might expect since it was fifty-five years ago. Yeah, you know, they play no ask me about some of the door aligned Jose Tour de Ville alive or how old JD two very good. Yeah see that. I know all about what a throw he made to get Ken Berry at home plate begins in a White Sox game that year His son Danny tartabull you remember him? Yes. Yeah. I was just son for the Yankees Danny. How old is Rico born? Nineteen? June twenty seventh nineteen forty three years. So he's going to be seventy nine in June Mike Adam Mike Andrews like Andrews still alive course the former Jimmy fund president great guy. Good guy for a 1943 Eagle. He's seven seven. Rigo's going to turn 78 in June. But at 7943 what I say you just said I said, you're in 1743. I just did bad math. Yes fight. Yeah, that's right page and longboard. We had lonborg the show my former dentist. He's going to be 79 on April 16th another good guy. Yeah. All right. How is old is Jose Santiago? Jose Santiago from Puerto Rico? Let me just think now he was born also in trying to think now he's nineteen forty was born dead. So he's eighty he's eighty Bingo Bingo and the oldest living member of that team is 85 years old his name is gaylan Sisco. Gaylan Sisco great name. That is Galen. Did I mention a Joe Biden Cena? You did remind me if I see if I repeat myself at all that could be it off of oncoming senility. So now it's time to present our musical guests and remember listen carefully. For what? What's it called? The Phrase That Pays that's good. Let's all three do at the same time. Listen carefully for the Phrase That Pays Beverly m y. Should be true. I blame why can't you be true? You got started doing all those things you used to do with it was the motor went over the hill Joe. I saw Maybelline in The Coop DeVille joke Cadillac rolling on the old blue Road. Nothing outrun for Cadillac doing about 95 Bumper to Bumper oversized off-road Maybelline. Why can't you be true believe? Why can't you be true start doing all those things you used to do cross Cadillac pull up a hundred for my Ford got hot wouldn't to know more down and I'm proud of stars raise my children my heart from the passing Lane rainwater blowing on the miles off. I knew what I was doing my motor to family. Why can't you be true like you should be true you got started back doing things you used to do.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"James Dean. Oh James Dan. That's easy. You see I hear that. I do too. Yeah. Someone must be here. That's probably the Amazon James Dean. We know that was James Dean twenty-seven years old. He was twenty you talking about Jimmy Dean the sausage guy. He lived till he was a hundred twenty-seven James Dean 124 howdy died my dog died in a car accident. Yes. He did. You don't get any points you go. What do you mean? Oh, yeah water for in the one. It's 4 to 4. We have a tiger how many months left a couple left. Chris Farley? Chris Farley heroin overdose overdose. It was an overdose. Yes. It was 33. Yep. Very good. You get 1234 Quincy. We see cocaine and morphine know wasn't heroin morphine and heroin close enough, right? It was a hug Phil Hartman. Oh his wife shot him in his sleep. How old was he from? 4350 49. I know it looks like Benz the winter. I had a good tiebreaker question. All right, throw it at us Isaac Hayes Thursday. We're going to we're going to hear from Isaac Hayes here in my favorite Renditions by him not the same from Shaft, you know, he's not going to do so man, which he co-wrote but Isaac Hayes die down at age 66 from what? Are you asking me have you asking Boston either all guys? It's a bonus question Isaac Hayes died from he was 66 cancer. Guess no heart failure. He had a stroke they found him next to a treadmill which was still rolled off and they didn't know how long he was there. But the treadmill was still here's another good guy running good sense of humor that for your listening pleasure because it is Black History Month and Isaac Hayes is a tremendous artist wage. We have his rendition of the prostitute song.
Planet Mikey
"mikey" Discussed on Planet Mikey
"There it is. There's the first Jesus Christ always technical fucking snafu here in the in the column Island studios here. You know, that's what happens when you go budget. Okay, here we go about to get crazy and wild state from a pile. Don't touch of radio. The fax port in the back and stay tuned for some vehicles and last name. Remember when people more hats you know, like that's the way these guys just released got the like hey, yeah Turner Classic everybody's wearing hats like my dad used to when he was in the FBI. He always were hacked. Oh same here. Yeah, just son. Oh good. Okay. It's working on planted my key number 113 Should I say episode or Edition 113 I label them as episodes. Okay. Yeah, cuz this episodic thing when you say somewhat clear see if I say something and the 13th edition Edition. Actually. We're on here on the internet. Yeah, not on the air at all. So we are worldwide. Yeah been always has a pool pillow under his butt though because he farts all the time will be closed special whoopee cushions. Oh my gosh get so sidetracked so early. Yeah as sure as February in New England brings a shitload of unwanted snow. We're going to bring you the finest in podcasting. Excellent. My name is Bill Smith. I know you that schedule supposed to play the fart sound effect. Do it again. Hold on. We will bring you the finest in podcasting Excellence. Thank you with class and integrity and compelling viewpoints on important issues of the day off is the news did you say news news along with producer engineer and downright radio Legend Bill Smith my name name is Bill Smith and And young been kitchen whose claim to fame is having a girlfriend who's way too hot for his resume and wallet. Yeah, I'm Mikey Adams off my claim to fame and the only man in Boston radio history to be fired during a commercial break on a morning drive radio show. I'm also the first man since Dale Arnold to be replaced at Wei by a rhesus monkey named mutt know. Hey harry chuckled backstabbing lying sack of shit who gave up his tongue years ago to his Heroes garage. What's your stop saying? You're sorry to mutts are realize what I heard wipe. He is G sorry. Sorry, man. He's the spittle that runs off the mouth of a bum and Skid Row a thousand people in places depicted in the planet money podcast are purely fictional any similarities to actual people places or things living or dead is purely coincidental. No, Those were harmed in any way during the production of this podcast. Well, okay, we did play red rocket with one of the puppies now seriously though, I do I like my I like my birthday. Sorry mud. I also like the nice rash under my crotchal region. So nice podcast if they're going to be proud of you sponsored brought to your buddy him before this show. He's off pressing the buttons to know. This is fun a noose finger tonight's, you know, one of the only funny lines that Sean McAdam ever said, yeah, I was doing the baseball show up with Steve Buckley and they did someone had discovered that pitcher for the Marlins altonio alfonseca had six fingers. He had a his five fingers on his pitching hand and there was a little wage like how retarded finger that was stuck off to the side. You can't say that there was six of them six fingers and I said that I told that story on the air 6 on his pitching hand Sean McAdam says, he's twice the picture of three fingers. Round ends a good line. It actually is family. Somebody's podcasts brought to you by my favorite candy bar made by the coast can accompany Palm Coast. Cannaco Coast can accompany a t bear brand. I picked up a a candy bar today cuz I love these things. First of all, they they use almonds and sea salt and they're really actually if there was no cannabis oil in them. They'd still be something you'd want to eat all the time cuz they're so good. And if you eat them, of course, you say you forget why you started eat something where you are. It's really really great. And so it in fact if you Googled Coast can a company I think they have a website and place you can get them though at resonate which is our favorite dispensary, of course, you know resonate over in Worcester. They have them on sale there. So I was there today and I picked up one and I just think it's a treat maybe next week. I'll bring em. Fir everybody. Oh, thanks, my teacher used to say that all the time. Are you chewing gum? Mr. Adams again in class? Oh, yeah. Did you bring enough for everybody? I know but I can give the finger to everybody should give you time a so, it's Coast can a company and the candy bars they if they have dark chocolate different flavor, but it's really and I've had a lot of faith in my life. I've had great long discussions with Bob Lobel about this was like the king of Edibles and look at see see right there. You got going huh? Yeah, the website is Coastal Canna disco. Disco Coast cannabis Co., I wonder if Nabisco knows about this now they do now it took their the guys in the bisco. Listen to the show all the time. You know, I got a text from a guy who listens in England really? Yeah to this to this podcast. What's his name? I forget like something something Johnson. Oh God. Oh him bad guy. He's I just call him mate. Yeah, that's all I do. I call make if you call a guy mate, you know, he's your friend forever over there in England. You don't take call off the pencil eraser on your pencil over in England know it's called a rubber on the tip if you erase it falls all the rubber fell off my pencil or Brava, you know, they call an elevator a lift lift lift. Yeah, you know, they go lift driver an elevator. Now if you know take off I lost my rubber in the lift, you know, what they call a slot over them bloody booking off his Rush. It's bloody back at all. So my birthday is coming up. I'm going to be Hey, that's this Friday. Yeah, I'm still younger than both Howard Stern and Oprah about a month younger than those two and I still have hopes of making more money in the broadcasting industry. They have there's still hope Michael still time to start withholding you guys Ransom. When when's your birthday Bill the 23rd? Yeah, 23rd psalm the same as my wife's birthday. So we're all week apart. And yours is March 9th first about that. You know, you missed being cool by by what one day. Well, not really that's like March fools day. Isn't it took? Let me just tell you something. I sometimes simple. I went through this like the greatest people in every realm of of humanity are born in February the two best presidents the two best home run hitters in baseball Michael Jackson's birthday is tomorrow. He's the greatest basketball player that ever lived John Travolta. Well the greatest the but the greatest band breaker-upper Yoko Ono dead. All born in February. It's.
Scuba Shack Radio
Flooded Mine
"It's time for another installment of on it. Store live here on scuba shack radio. And this time we're going back to season one episode two titled flooded mine flooded mine the premiered on january eleventh nineteen fifty eight. The show opens up with mike scuba diving. And there's a woman who is free diving with them. They're searching for a guitarfish from marineland of the pacific and that's when they encounter a c line who might calls a natural clown. He then says that he will be faced with a very different situation. Fifteen hundred miles inland where he's been called to investigate a mine. Explosion that has flooded the tunnels in the next scene. Mike is at the mine and he's talking to the head of the mind. Mr graham mr graham explains that the explosion killed thirty miners and he needs mike to determine the extent of the flooding. Mike tells mr graham that he can go thousand yards into the tunnel with his cylinder. Graham asks him what it's going to cost. Mike says we'll talk about that later. Now mr graham calls in bill henderson. Who's going to help mike. Bill tells graham that he sorry about his boy who was killed in an explosion. The scene shifts to mike being lowered into the mine in his full scuba gear with miner's helmet on he says he's been all seven seas on six continents but has never been in a mind before and never wants to be in want again as bill and mike or making their way through the mine. Bill tells mike not to touch anything. It's a tight squeeze and mike accidentally kicks a beam. That causes a bit of a cave-in. Well they finally make it to the water mike. Mike looks at his watch. And it says three twenty and he tells bill that he has forty minutes of air. Bill asks mike. What can you do if he doesn't make it back in time to which mike replies. Nothing bill tells mike. He's got a dangerous job now. Under the murky water. Mike is feeling his way along slowly carefully when he hears some noises. He doesn't know exactly what what they are but he sees a light at the surface and when he surfaces up he discovers to miners trapped in an air pocket barely breathing. Mike shoves the regulator in their mouth and smacks them starts yelling at them to breathe now the dilemma. How to get them out. There's no time to go back for another long. He can only take one out but who they draw. Rocks smallest rock stays the guy. Mike is taking out. Can't swim and he needs wait. So they load his pants with rocks mic shows. Them how to buddy breathe gives him as masks and off they go but not for long. The minor panics. Takes mike's knife and starts to fight with them. Mike drops might drops his light and gets to panic. Diver back to the air pocket. Mike goes back down to get his late and then he comes up and tells the minor to get some rocks. He's taken him out. This time keeps his mask and things go smoothly. We then see bill looking at his watch. It's four pm. Whereas mike suddenly bill sees the light. And mike comes up with the minor. It's been workman. Mike needs to go back but he doesn't have enough air and there's not enough time to go out in the mind for another tank. What can they do. Just an mike spots a welding torch where there's a torch there's oxygen tank has the same valve as regulator. What luck but mike need some tools to complete the rig now. He needs to go back down underwater To retrieve a toolbox he does and hooks up his regulator and carries the o. Two tank with them as he heads back breathing welding oxygen. Mike reaches the air pocket and finds the second minor limp. But not dead. He gives him the regulator and the minor starts to revive. He tells. Mikey sorry that he was scared. Mike says that's okay. You just didn't have enough oxygen this time. Mike says that things went a lot better than they made it out. We never did get the name of that panic minor nor did we ever find out what might charge mr graham for those of us of a certain age or watch a lot of old time television. You might recognize bill henderson. That's hank patterson who played fragile. Arnold the pigs. Dad on greenacres the episode sort of ended abruptly when when it switches to lloyd bridges on his boat telling us that three fifths of the planet is covered by sea. And how little we know so join us as we go below with si-hun as we've seen in many si-hun adventures. You never know where mike nelson will be going diving next. Stay tuned for future installments of seon. It's still alive here on scuba shack radio
Talkin' Baseball with Marty Lurie
San Francisco Giants expected to sign infielder Tommy La Stella
"Reaching an agreement or in conversations trying to sign. Ah, pretty good player, and it'll be the longest deal that far out. Assigned anyone to in his tenure is Giants president of baseball Ops and it's Ah, Tommy lost Ella, the former Oakland A. The former and I'm Angel. What do you know about this? One of the details of this and what do you think of the movie Carrie not just the longest deal. But according to Susan Slusser, the sample Scott Chronicle who just put this out on Thursday morning could be the biggest deal the giant have given out under far anxiety is she Saying it's in the neighborhood of 19 million. I had heard really close to what jerks and pro far got from the San Diego Padres, which was three years 21 million. And so right around that three years 20 million years, beginning gaining 6.5 7 million average annual value, which to me eyes a little bit surprising because the Giants don't like to make long term commitments. This is going to be the first player that they've really said You were going to be a part of the future when we think that we can win again. And I think that Tommy lost Ella It's not just a win in 20 to 2022 or 2023 move. It's also a hey, Let's see what we can do in 2021. Let's see if you know the Padres of the Dodgers get severe injuries or something chaotic happens where there's issues with them where the Giants are all of a sudden challenging for the second wild card spot because the NL East is going to be tough. There's gonna be teams that emerge from there, but you look at this light up and Tommy was selling. Let's assume he hits leadoff for the Giants against right handed pitchers. You remember lineup that has Mikey's Trump Ski Brandon Belt, Alex Dick. Person Tommy La Stella and Brandon Crawford probably getting down in the seventh race lot. That's gonna be really good. That's gonna be a really, really tough light up on these pictures in the National League. And so the patients the plate discipline the amount of balls that are in play with these guys. It's just a group that kind of syncs up really well, so he was always going to be the most obvious edition. And I think that it's no surprise to anyone who follows the Giants, whose followed far anxieties tenure that he was the guy they ultimately settled on for their left handed back. Yeah, I think the question
First Morning News
Mikie Sherrill says unidentified lawmakers led ‘reconnaissance’ tours ahead of Capitol attack
"And now a Democratic congresswoman from New Jersey, says she saw colleagues lead people through the capital on a reconnaissance tour. Before that riot Congresswoman Mikey Cheryl released a video to our constituents and address the houses effort to hold the president accountable. She said She also intends to hold accountable lawmakers who helped him and specifically pointed out those members of Congress who had groups coming through the capital that I saw on January 5th. For reconnaissance. Cheryl did not identify. The lawmakers will provide any more details about her claim.
WBZ Morning News
Pro surfer rushes into ocean to make dramatic rescue
"Rescue on the beach in Hawaii, ending 2020 on a heroic note, a surfer diving into the ocean battling rough surf in order to save a distressed swimmer. Harrowing moments on New Year's Eve, a woman swept away the rough waves, pushing her down pro surfer Mikey, right, watching it on fold, He jumped over a fence and into a Action. The 24 year old cut up to the swimmer battling a massive waves, submerging them both several times. I kept having the teller like she's like a like where we're going to be okay, we're going to get in. I just made sure that she just didn't let go because, as they approach the shore, a handful of beachgoers rushing to help to get her to safety.
KUOW Newsroom
Several Seattle New Year’s events still scheduled including at the Space Needle
"Lot of new year's eve events in seattle's have been cancelled because of the pandemic but as kyw's deluding reports. There are still some things you can do to ring in. Twenty twenty one. The scheduled live events have moved digitally so people can still take part in the comfort and safety of their homes. The space needle light up with what organizers say are striking visuals and digital effects if you'd rather not stay up late there's the seattle aquariums rock and rock vishnu year's eve. This online will feature music of mikey. The rad scientists a dance party and mini lessons on some of the animals housed at the aquarium. If you prefer something more with grit take the polar plunge at lake sammamish virtually because of covid restrictions you can take plunge the tub or anywhere you choose and think of it as a way to wash off twenty
Latina to Latina
Powerhouse Marketer Ana Valdz on Using Media to Create Change
"I speak with a lot of latinos who emigrated to the united states as children are in their teens. You're thirty when you came to the us and you were single. It's a big leap. It is a huge leap. You know in a lot of different ways. Mexico became small in the sense that when we opened up i realized that there was so much more so my masters took me to spain. My phd took me to the united states. And it allowed me to myself. It allowed me to be exactly who. I wanted the way i wanted another thing. That was very crucial. And i didn't mention it. Before was the latino movement in mexico philanthropy and social movements are not easy to happen and over here. I just saw immediately. What was happening. I saw people at the white house at very high levels that in countries like my original country mexico could have never had that upward mobility. I saw literally the american dream and being here for the first six months. Change the perspective of my life. You worked at the white house. Office of presidential personnel received a presidential appointment from president clinton to act as a special assistant for latin america at the us department of energy. How do you go from that world to building your own production company so my husband comes in there. I need my husband at the hispanic heritage awards when vice president gore was a special guest. And that's you know in politics. I worked there. I'm latino letting van. You wanna come. So i actually went to the event and my husband right now was the emcee. Ob vent and so there was an after party. I met him. We started dating long distance. And we also realize that what i wanted to do politics. He wanted to do in media which is bringing all the latino amazing element into mainstream in mikey's mainstream politics and in his case mainstream media additionally he was exactly what i wanted to do which is used media to create change. At that point. I was using politics to create change but the truth is media was mice expertise so two years later we get married. I leave my job. It was really hard by the way but leave my job and moved to california and then we started working together with my concepts in washington. Dc and all his production company that already existed when i got married and do shows and other things what actually went in to building that production company walk us through it first of all the passion you know the passion of knowing that there was a treasure than was a blind spot for america. That was waiting to happen. And that could make so much money for all this corporations and studios and competent producers that were in the business to make money. We could make money by transforming the community and transforming the way the community looked in the united states.
BTV Simulcast
Election 2020: New Jersey Votes To Legalize Recreational Marijuana
"A ballot measure legalizing recreational marijuana. This sets the stage for a new market for cannabis in the Northeast. And also out of New Jersey U. S Senator Cory Booker, easily winning reelection to his second six year term in Washington. With 60% of the vote Meantime, in New Jersey's 11th congressional district, we have Democratic incumbent Mikey Cheryl, being challenged by Republican Rose, married Becky. Cheryl right now, with 58.9% of the vote. Becky has 41%. This is district 11 and 56% of the precincts in that district have reported Democrats are trying to regain or retain, I should taken control of New Jersey's fifth District. It features a two term incumbent, Josh got timer is being challenged by Republican Frank Colada God heimer right now, with a lead at 57.9% of the vote, Mr Pelada with 41% of the vote, District five and 68% of the precincts in that district have reported the race in New Jersey. Second Congressional district has become of them one of the most high profile house contest in the country. It features Jeff van Drew. He is leading right now. 51% of the vote Amy Kennedy 47.4% of the vote district to with 69% of the precincts having reported Right now we're looking at
AP News Radio
'Sesame Street' launches a podcast to help educate kids
"Sesame Street is offering a podcast to give kids a break from screen time while still offering educational entertainment I marches are a letter with the latest and this is a mystery podcast with Foley and friends features Foley the sound maker monster and her sidekick Mikey the microphone their guests include Sesame Street regulars like Elmo Big Bird and cookie monster puppeteer Lindsay bring skills fully her voice Rick says it's awesome because she just has to think about her voice not the hand motions or lip sinking episodes are released on Amazon's audible service and come out on Tuesdays and Thursdays