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"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

06:23 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Mean i was going to deny it but that wasn't a lucky. Guess you know. They must have already known at some point. They're not just going to random. People go anywhere else drugs. So i was like. Yeah i did so. And they're like super illegal here. Yeah obviously i'm really scared. The way mall cops in general you go fuck themselves. They don't have any power whatsoever. I was with dice once and he was smoking in a mall. I think at the beverly center. And i was like what are you doing. Man you get smoking in a mall and he goes really. I'm smoking so and then and then some all cop comes up. Is you gonna put that cigarette out. Okay and he gets dancing and then walked away. I'm like trump no. I smoked a cigarette. Point iceman point so But these mall of america cops top-shelf although shitty mall cops the best of the best. They have their own jail and stuff. So i had to talk out my way out of the mall cop and with the puck and state trooper and so rick brunson on the phone. He lives in edmonton comedy. We got on the phone with me. Because i'm gonna talk to. They're looking at you so what i say. I got yelling. I guess. I don't know because first of all i don't give a shit like i know there's an early booking for you but we'll have you back to worry about it but I can talk you out of trouble with the mall cops. They wanted to banned from the mall forever. But that's not going to happen but what did you hide acid and m. and it was like no is that where people are saying because yeah no that'd be help keep saying that sounds way cooler but no marijuana at j. crew and he goes. What is marijuana breast trips. He goes they make your breath smell good. No they do not smell awful and and he goes well. Listen okay. you're for sure going to jail I get you of trouble. The mall the minneapolis trooper. Like you're going to jail. But i need you to favor men next time you come. You gotta bring me one of those restaurants like all right fine and so i got back. They start calling like a headlight. Anyone else in town that could headline the show. Because i'm not going to be able to you know right then. Some fan by the way came over fans. Give me like weed on the road which is pretty cool and some lady interpersonal arctic. I talked to because the cops behind me by five feet. And i was just like like you know when you open up the door. Cops everything all right. Everything's had to say without saying it. You know and so it was like it was just swedish fish so So anyway so there's minneapolis trooper. Explain to me what happened here. I was like i hide. You know marijuana across the country like different areas to give people experience what it's like to live in california and he was like you sell this stuff mc no i don't sell it. I just give it away johnny. Appleseed johnny appleseed fuck sir. That's what i said i said. How'd you find out that i did that. And he goes. Here's your twitter feed man. It's just a list of clues. It's just you going here the drugs i'm about to hide and then the next one like here's where i'm hiding drugs and fucking seventeen clues on how to find the place where you hear the drug. It's like. I'm not getting my fucking detective badge for this. I guess what happened was the i guy to follow. The clue went in there. Found it right to the underworld and they left and then somebody else was like two minutes behind. And they went in there and they'll go nothing. Say they must be here somewhere. Fucking rolling shit around in the underwear aisle the crew. It's got kicked out and then five minutes later somebody else will come in and talk talking drugs. It happened like eight or nine times too though winner the worst terrorist attack of all time so then somebody called one of the employees. It was like hey. I saw this drugs. Being here thing is super easy to find me and so this cop is like all right so explain to me. It's marijuana inside insider breastroke. He asked me to make your breast mill. Oh and i think he thought i was just like a good person i guess and i was. I didn't have any ill-intention. I wasn't selling trying to make a profit. I was just giving it to people. Johnny appleseed and he goes he goes so explain this to me. Was it a real breast trip or is it a marijuana breast. I know marijuana trip and he goes. Was it a real breast strip. Was it a marijuana restaurant. And i was like you know. No no. you're gonna get what i just said. The bucket answer idiot fucking hard of hearing marijuana breast strip. He goes no idiot. Listen to what. I'm saying out loud where people can hear me was a real restaurant or is it a marijuana restaurant and i was all right. Oh man i misunderstood the question completely. The last time did not get that at all. Now that i hear a completely. I talked to strike from the record. My other. two answers completely rog That was a real restaurant. I hit a real breastroke. Jacaranda where i'll and he goes. Well then that's just mischief. So i don't see a crime hair. Go apologize the manager of the j. crew and he let me off and that is when i figured out what white privileges..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

07:02 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Why i could talk about fantasy stuff. I could talk about movies. what's coming. It could be an ad for coca cola. Could be an ad for the new fast and furious movie could be anything. It's not anything though it's drugs. It's three two dot com a standard sponsor of my podcast and specifically delta eight products from three. That's three c. Hi dot com. That's right you guys. Do you want delta aid products. What is thc but it's a federal legal version of it. It's gives you dislike buzz. I haven't done much all the guys some gas digital hella. They fucking get fucked up all the time. She got to be twenty one and older purchase. 'cause it's legit jugs it's not cd psychoactive but if you go to three chee dot com three c. h. I dot com promo code. Skeptical the checkout. You'll get five percents off your order and just give it a try. Give it a try by berkshire party and get everybody fucked up who's responsibly. Which means you tell them i. That's my blurred over time. You gotta tell them first but if you're going to tell them i said hey guys you guys wanna try some of this fucking delta h. Eight stuff and they're like what is it like. Shut the fuck up and eat it. And then hopefully they'll do it. It'll be a fun party. I'm telling everybody a gas digital the entire fucking office once was fucked fuck up on this shit so it will get you there go to three g dot com use promo code skeptic at checkout get five percents off your order what else could you want. Let's get back to the episode. Let's get back to where not everything is possible. And let's get back to talking about Pot edibles get. This is not exactly a pod. Edible this is not. Cbd's we're gonna talk about cbd in this next section but delta eight it's it's wheat it's thc But you can eat it. Oh that counts. Comey's okay it's got edibles gumy's tinctures oils. He's made homemade edible. So it fits it. Fits three dot com. Get back to the fuck. In podcast with mike an-and and brennan allow. Okay now. let's back so have you ever south. They're going to put a cd. Edible sponsor what about cbd's edibles. Yeah yeah he does like the seattle. I take them with. Like if i'm trying to get to bed or whatever and i take an edible i'll take a cbd with it so it's the right kind of edible high. You know what i mean because otherwise it could run away from you and you could be up until four. Am so. i'll take it in income. Joe and ship in conjunction. That's the word guessing. Yeah but i take them like alongside each other so it kind of guides the high in the right direction interesting. I'm not big in the cbd. Like i don't i don't look out it. I don't care if someone gave me. Cbd i pop it immediately. But i have smoked. Smokable cbd now before for sponsor once and it was and it was. Yeah sure yeah. It's actually sometimes. It's not as clean as the other shit but We're like it's only gets you like your body feeling good. But i'm like no no it does something to you. Oh yeah not enough where you couldn't drive but it's a real body high. Yeah i mean. I it depends where you get like you. Get the legit shit. There's obviously so many snake oil hawks out there that are trying to pitch you. Their gummy bears have nothing in them. But i've gotten like legit. Thc derived cbd's so it's from a weed plant and hemp interesting. Because if it's from new york then it's hemp and it's a little bit weaker so you have to go with the higher milligrams for it to even out you go to la or seattle or wherever it's legal and it's derived from actual marijuana plants. Then it's like real cbd and you actually feel like you're kind of in hot tub. Lotta nice yeah and for somebody who has so. Many injuries like myself i. It's it's really beneficial. I would buy. Cbd in denver because they really were the original their seattle. I guess but like real. Medicinal even though it wasn't legal medically before l. a. They got down in denver. Well here. Cbd only joints are like ninety five percents dvd. And i will take those skiing get him. Endemic would avail and then like smoke those after like skiing but then like miles. I gotta smoke real weirdo. It's an emerging market for people that smoked in the sixties and seventies every time. My my mother-in-law whoever like family members who used to smoke weed and then got terrified of it because of the uranium influx in marijuana like everything is so potent. They don't touch it and then you give them cbd and they're like i'm highest balls. This is how i used to feel. And it's like yeah you guys smoke dog shit and now you feel that's right tolerance. Yeah yeah it's back to their exactly. Yeah yeah anyway What are what are the edibles. When did you start doing edibles. I figure there's we're not gonna do this. We're just gonna make up. Sometimes i find a fucking topics too long introduction to get the patriots. Remember the first time. I took an animal. I remember that it was just like it was panicked for years. It was like until i started. Getting edibles lie. You made years right. Did you read in high school. I know what happened. Yeah i had a buddy who would make the edible oil and he bought little vitamin capsules and he put them in but he like he was a eighteen year old kid so i would buy four of them take to feel nothing take one more feel nothing and then go well. I have one more. What am i going to do. Take so i took all four and just bugged the fuck out in high school. It's always one more three. Didn't work what do i do. Why exactly what am i gonna do is toss it out. It's an addiction. Yeah i took a bunch of mushrooms for for. I think billy joel and then it wasn't kicking in because i think i'd take him a couple of days before so mike might not kick it. Tolerance goes up and then like shrimp presses. August twenty first or twenty third. Take some mushrooms join us. But then i was like. I don't want to more because if it does that thing. That i'm gonna be bonkers. Yeah so i was like all right. I'll take that was like the right amount of mushrooms. All then i'll take the right amount of acid so one of those to kick in but they won't doubly. Yeah yeah yeah and then then eventually both kicked in and it's always do the the like you know 'cause i always compare edibles to like jumping out of a plane and sometimes you need your friend behind you shove you out. The door and that friend is a blunt so yeah time that. that's yeah the edibles. A little dormant. I'll smoke and that kind of shoves the out the plane and you have a you know your off races we were. We're doing mushrooms in somewhere. Some national park in california malibu creek state park and this guy damn adonia. He pulled out a joint because none of us brought any like idiots and he goes. This is the joint that's gonna kick us in the tits or something like that like we put it away then later we smoked and it was a universal donor.

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

08:08 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Something. And i'm like that's the last time. This website R. dot org stop prisoner rape dot org. That's always like first. Hand accounts of of people who've been prisoner. hd monetize already. i already know teams always like stay away from stop and tell me i do know the moments. I've seen their reports unsuitable for advertisements. Please describe on youtube so So anyway this first hand accounts of like being raped and it's a one guy had his has essay about getting out and sharing with his wife about being raped in prison and was a polk. I didn't fucking fucking know paul out. You know the prison term for being raised. He's been in prison. My brother's been in prison punk. Let somebody enter in his marital whole. We just gave an fifteen hundred milligram. And i'm like i gave it. I gave it to J stand harare. Stand and i might be careful these try. It's too much. I can't cut that out and i have enough. Yeah but He also gave me some wonderful packets that make mitchell outta out of beer for like twenty milligrams which is like perfect mitchell. Lada when you add like make a beer until like it's it's like that. I don't know it's like reddish is that we like. It's a weed drill. Generally mitchell is just like a reddish. It's got some spice to it. And oh wow like yeah. Oh i had no idea. Yeah sounds awful but it's great. It's great all of that. Sounds like something you pick up in peru. Yeah it was all right but anyway. Yeah that sugar packets a twenty milligrams which appropriate but these other ones anyway. So me and soda. We're talking about the village that some guy who was like i was trying to give remember watson i can't use this. It's harder to have around. Yeah dd monetize taking money away now. I'm pretty retired. I don't care. I've made a decision drop the f bomb except in accepting like text messages. But but i don't know man. I disagree. I've never heard a retarded person have a problem with it. That's the thing it's always other people. I have you ever heard of retarded persons. Say retard though. No one of the funniest things like. I used to be a camp counselor at sorry to get the monetize your couch but i used to be a camp counselor added disabled kids camp and they would get into fights every once in a while and this kid ryan who is like my favorite. He just like he turned to this fucking retarded. Something good knows. I was holding dirt to some dude. That's awesome. that is awesome. It's always it's always funny when the people say they're slur who what it is when gay people say the f. word when the n. word it's what would they always say with the aid you don't say with the are they also call the they'll call like objects the n. Word which is really funny. Turn on this mother fucking. It's hard to say this without having to actually give an example. How great what a genius. This person was the person who came the term. Vn word yeah because without that we would have no way of discussing the n. word we'd have to say it. We'd have to say we'd only have to say it. Yeah that's interesting. I wonder if that person could have copy written the way smart way. Rather pay the fucking forty cents at residuals every time then after risk needs to be a fully black cast of the l word now turned into the end. Just black showtime. Yeah yeah it does sound. It does sound very silly saying the whatever word sounds very childish. So it's like how long. How old can you get like. Are you gonna be eighty years old. Going like the n word and bombs and bomb is good yes. It's a tough one because that's it used to fuck right. Yeah enough bob dropping f-bomb but now it's now it's those fucking those f-bomb queers like your audience is totally different and people go to see you intentionally. You're an explicit comedian. That talks about sex pretty openly. I don't know yeah. I wonder if you run into crowds at aren't familiar with you. Get very like i've noticed those squeamishness about sex from crowds. That wasn't there before like it. Seems like a weird like no. It's almost moving the goalposts. Now from homophobia to now it's like sex you see it with like dha leah's and like and like stories. You're like i'm not quite sure. What once you once you realize that there was no underage stuff. Then you're like a what. What's the anger still. Roy like louis. We're like once you get like others permission ass and granted. What's the issue here and like. Oh they're re they've gone so far the other way that they're shaming to the point where aziz at the same thing like he was finger and it's like all right. I don't know it's just tried moves you know you've made it lame to have sex at all like that gets out enough. It's like it's restrictive. Now it's so. I do like an audience not mine. Yeah goes missing a lot of like super celebrity comedians. They never go to like not their audiences. But yeah you'll see that sometimes you have to learn how to win those people over. Yeah like playing just for your crowd. No no no. I don't have a crowd. So no i did. I i had a. I mean i did a show the other day and i said come and then someone in the fucking audience heckled him and gross and i i say gross yes obviously but also yes obviously both sides of that where it's like. Okay i do understand. I'm saying come into a microphone but also like grow the fuck like i i went. How old are you shouldn't thirty. Oh and you don't fuck and say oh like you should not care what. It's really sheltered clear about stuff like this. Yeah you're in your third decade on earth and the the one syllable word come bothers you. You should be fucking tossed off. The top of its nuts moist. They got mad at moist. Yeah the least. That got cool though. I don't think anybody. I think one person had a problem with moist and then six other white chicks heard that we're like that's the word. We hate exactly exactly to be against noises. I heard a new term from toll. Mush shoghi choji. It's when it's is just over. The people are now using it. More widely than before sentence Like lit which are like right after like you heard a little bit and then once everybody started yeah being upset about the word moist is tricky. Like at this point. Like you're not. You're just trying to join nothing worse than forty year. Old comedians on ironically using the word lit to appear young It's it's really it's pretty fun. Yeah yeah oh anyway. I don't know where i was talking about but So this this guy the stand was like. Hey i've just had his back problems at the seller. I mean Had back problems. I'm thinking of like. I was like you want this edible. It's like sure. I'll take you because yeah thinking of trying inedible for the first time and me and sort of like. Oh no no no no. Because i was fifteen hundred. You wanna go sure. I'd love to try one. You'll go literally insane. I just assumed that's our soon. Everyone knows what fifteen hundred milligrams put us up with. A thousand people judge something by how much. I can't look into a mirror. So if i can like if i'm like on sixty i can look into a mirror. Whatever but if i'm like on fifteen hundred..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

04:46 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Don't forget baltimore in july baltimore Long island providence. We'll see if he had tickets Pittsburgh then long-term nashville spokane tacoma tacoma tampa orlando oklahoma city. San antonio door next year is denver in the winter cleveland. In the winter those will be on sale. Way later I say we start the episode. I feel oh. I know i was gonna say so. Diaz i didn't get back to the story so diaz We would all think he's pop breasts. One time There was this guy from bomb squad from eddie bravo's jujitsu class. You know that. I was a tenth planet. Jiu jitsu White belt and so we had. I forget how many yet. But he has like we're gonna go for to this early levels of what diaz has became which is a fucking devil. He goes reach gonna take one we had there was be read banned him and this other toot and so he had two packs of restaurants which going to take a full one like tam dude and so i took one way we had like lunch before the ufc. In vegas i took one read. Ben took one a hallway. That's double the normal dosage and joy disc one and then the other guys on. I don't really do pot. I'm more of an alcoholic. He smuggling in a fucking flask of johnny walker. So he wasn't approved. He was just a different kind of drug addict than we were and diaz is like all right. Well i guess we gotta split up this last one. My thought was. You could always put away for later but no we had to split it up fiber minutes guys. We're gonna start two minutes so we each we split it up so we each inlet taking one and a third breath strips with a normal dosage is half of one. I'm not exaggerating. I was hi. i'm telling you about lying. I was high for twenty seven hours. Twenty seven hours Did the ufc went home. The next morning was still high. Like woke up. That was saying i went home. Sunday was still high all day sunday. Once in my open mic night it wore off at open mic night. The comedy store. Then sure i was like i think i'm back. Twenty seven hours. I was high. I started to feel like that chick who came back from the dentist office. Is this going to be always so be careful out there. You guys be careful with the marijuana edibles so me and cannon and saga. We talked about pop strips. We talked about edibles of all sorts of fun times. A fun episode. get your own pop restaurants. Everybody enjoy your lives. Sign frontage pitcher dot com slash affair new episodes pretty much every week And that's it. Why don't you take a fucker breath drip or fucking edible of some kind. Nab at a time. I was gonna say listen to this episode but by the time this fucking it's gonna kick in writing this episode. Yeah do it too short episodes about an hour podcast so then walk around you know listen to it walk around or get it put on your headphones walk around by the time you're done you're gonna be fucking blasted he blasted you get enjoy yourself. Get out there and enjoy the summer everybody..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

08:24 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Think i'm high but you're not because you know in fifteen minutes when you're that zonked that's legitimately high. What is the holland tunnel. Lincoln tunnel. I don't know And what a wonderful way to get high. I remember my my My doctor my doctor told me. When i when i when they're first trying to be real doctors are like you should take marijuana edibles and i'm like i can't hit me in like an hour and i might get high for fucking seven hours and he goes. Well use a vape then try to give real medical advice Come on how do i turn this off others Anyway today's episode is all about marijuana edibles guys as some dates like to promote real quick. If you don't mind Baltimore at magoo b.'s. Timonium whatever not baltimore is coming up july eighth and ninth come on out. Get tickets are already severe. Dot com Two weeks after that. I have an off week two weeks after that That the twenty third week I'm in long island governors twenty-third twenty fourth. Whatever that friday. Saturday is Get tickets at dot com tickets. Providence rhode island has also that hopefully they add shows. Hopefully by this time. Monday when this comes out they'll about it show or something i don't know but it's sold out five show stuck in sold out We'll see. I'll see if i can get them to add something. And then me and jay in pittsburgh. August twenty ninth but before that shoe fest. Everybody august twenty first or twenty third shrimp fest. So if you're not sure says here's what it is. It's a mushroom holiday. It's international holiday for mushrooms. Last year i sat in my office in my studio in the dark. I listen to music. Pretty cool never done that before the deal. True as an excuse to take mushrooms. That's all it is just an excuse to take mushrooms and we've had a shirt last couple of years the shrimp fest shirt and it's out again this year. The twenty twenty one shoe called. Take me to your dealer designed by artists. Leeann gwynne If you wanna get one. They're on sale right now at podcast. Merch dot com slash collections slash. Ari dash fear. I know it's a retarded Oh yeah i'm saying retarded again. I fully decided. I'm saying retarded again I think that was an over correction. I like it. i'm taking it back. I will lose him crowds but al care their their responses during my good a podcast merge dot com. You can enter if you just go. Podcast mercer common in the search bar ari. You could see all of the catch shirt The show and now the shoe shirt. If you order it soon. I think you have to like august. Second nine something like that to order and to get it in time for oop cop should not see me taping podcast. While i am driving. I gotta assume that say valid reason to give me a ticket So get what's up dude. Fucking cop on. Have you guys ever taken that Anyway back to the episode so Do i drive to here. Think it's this. let's call it this. Let's call that yep johnny johnny. Here's how you deal with vast. Here's edition fess. It's august twenty first or twenty third this year changes every year goes by the summer Saturday sunday monday with the most amount of moonlight this year. It's august twenty. First and twenty all you do is to join wherever you are take mushrooms start looking for him now or do you fisher is only supposed to be if you participate insurance fest. You know if you're going to you know if he did last year you know if you do this year. The design this year's fucking sick. The more i look at it the more it's revealed to me. It's a fucking great design. Take me to your dealer. The twenty twenty one shoe fissured. I just missed an exit. And i will make up for right badly driving All right you guys. I think that's it right. Oh i'm gonna. I'm gonna do my I'm going to release my special on my youtube. Page youtube dot com here on August second. we'll be out here so please subscribe to youtube. Scratch my paycheck paycheck dot com slash. Fear just had Who they have my pocket sal. Vulcano is on the patriot. Talking about anal sex in heaven Answering the patron Submitted questions so guys. Let's thought the episode in the comments section If you're washing on youtube please leave a fuck in You know what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna go out with the story if you're this will not be okay. So here's the deal judah. Thanks do you tubes bob. Gas and the fuck fucking ours has biogas. If you listen to the podcast where you get the fucking crazy music choice. I have I'm going to go out with one of my. This not happening stories about weed. I forget which one. But i think. That's what i'm gonna do Maybe i'll do the one about prop breath strips in the ufc. Or maybe i feel like. I wrote a note down in this podcast with Mike cannons pockets. Were brennan saegusa pockets before it's great when it's really fun when You guys love it. Oh anyway. Listen to that. And i'll go out with one of those Maybe the two of them fucking you know what. Fuck it And that's it right. 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"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

06:54 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"So she was like take half of it. If it doesn't hit you in about forty five minutes take the other half was like okay. This is before you have dosages. And so i waited forty five minutes and it hadn't kicked in yet so i told matt were there. We're ready to start to drive home at some point. We're just partying at the comedy store and it was like. Hey i'm going to take the other half. He goes sure okay. But you know this is how those stories start and ten minutes later. It kicked in and i was like they got it how to was your narrator. Yeah that's great. Thought it might not be a good did that guy even exist real just kicking up again. Welcome to always appears gets attain. Podcast money is ours. Your fair Driving into manhattan new york you know in two thousand six about two thousand five two thousand six. The very first deadly marijuana edible was working its way around los angeles. Who's the banana bread. The banana bread was killing people. And when i said killing people killing people but it was killing people I remember taking some to six flags me eric. Abrams stickler a bunch of other people. We h eat. Half an emmy was that he was gonna fuck in three quarters with of banana of bread and a half slice of that berry. You who bury you completely unregulated delicious banana bread two. who berry. i remember throwing up. After one of the rides at six flags everybody got so fucking ripped. They couldn't even have a good time except sick. Laura belief i think ryan stickler was like. I didn't get high at all. it's nuts. I gave a piece of that banana bread. I mean like. I mean the size of like maybe a half dollar. I know two half dollars right now because they use it all the time in ecuador maybe the size of a half dollar to a girl she wanted to get high and i was like sure. Then we're gonna fuck. I was a plant. Let's get high off edible and then fuck. She had really done edibles before and when she was throwing up in my toilet i remember thinking. How can i solve this sex. How can i get to the point. Where she's oh deed. She's overdosed on marijuana. Edibles how can i still fuck. I remember going like it's alright. Like holding her hair back from the bathroom. And you think you think you're okay But edibles mandate came a long way yet ends. Dolores are these fucking fine cookies and pretzels. Ben and ben peanuts. He even popcorn. Remember dom bears had his problem once. Read a little bit of pop popcorn little bit then. Got high standard story. Forgot what the fuck was doing. Got the munchies eight. The rest of the popcorn fell asleep. Woke up in a panic attack. Why do i feel this way. So we checked himself into the hospital doctor and all these tests on him. I think we talked about this on a podcast longtime ago me and don. The road rage episode. We're all these tests on them and Dr came back and said mister barris Do you smoke weed to smoke pot. And he was like yeah. Why because i think you've taken some pot because ash. I'm here -membered guys. Today's episode is all about marijuana edibles. It's all about the fucking thing they've come so far. Me my cannon brennan sokolow we all sit down a couch and we talk about the fuck in the edibles. I'm driving into manhattan. So you'll excuse me if i'm a little bit distracted but I'm going to the bridge. So i might die the head on collision. I've always really wanted to die to head on collision dwight when cops pull people over. What are they. Just sit there behind you for like ten minutes. It's so fresh. Scare your fucking car and come. Give me the goddamn ticket the longer you wait the more. I'm going to speed on the rest of the trip. That's the that's the deal dude. The longer you wait back there the more. I have to make up for the time. I've missed should turn on these fucking overhead lights. Maybe won't do it Did he just sit back there. Making a nervous me to run for it. Is that what you're looking for me to fuck and run for it. 'cause all run for it. I won't run for it anyway. We talked about weed. And i've had a long history of marijuana edibles i had I remember We used to take the pot breath strips. Those the big things ralphie wants ralphie may gave me three hundred fifty bucks. I think the proper restaurants were twenty five twenty bucks twenty bucks a pack. A two and half abreast ship was the right amount half abreast. I did it is not happening. Storytelling show storyteller story story story about this Half abreast was right about one time so we took him to the ufc last year six hours. Unless you're six full hours you knew when you were high you mean enjoy. We'd always go to me. It opened up for rogan. We go to these. Ufc's sees and then We take trips. We took some sort edible. 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Why Would Jaguars Sign Tim Tebow?

The Paul Finebaum Show

02:05 min | 1 year ago

Why Would Jaguars Sign Tim Tebow?

"We are back final hour. It's been a fun show. We appreciate you being here. A lot of conversation with my Mike smith earlier. We also talked to dennis dodd. Another conversation predictably has been tim. Tebow we've given you a lot of reaction on that in the mike cannon bom from espn former gm jets dolphins. He's been here a couple of times. He had this to say earlier today. On keyshawn jay will and zubin about understanding the signing. I don't like it. I just don't see the upside in this move. He's thirty four years old. He would be a backup. I just don't know of thirty four year old players that can come in and be back place special teams and you're taking away a roster spot from hopefully a young developmental player that could grow with a young nucleus obviously led by trevor lawrence. And to me this is probably through the lens of urban. Meyer saying a decade. And a half ago tim tiba was the most competitive guy i've ever been around and he can help set the culture. If i was in that building what i would be pushing back saying coach. That may be true but in the nfl as you well know. Players needs to be led by players. They believed can take them to where they wanna go and as a backup tight end. I just don't think tim tebow would have that same credibility as he wants dave when he was the starting quarterback in florida. He also questioned whether tibo could even makes a team. I just don't see how he makes the team or urban and he's a really good coach he he's been historically great college but i just don't know he has to earn a spot and he's given a spot. That's gonna cause a big problem because players weren't have a chance to win and again to me just putting on my lens of a general manager and roster construction if you're not a starter in the nfl with only forty six players dressing you have to play special teams so my question. is tim. tibor thirty four years old going to cover cover kicks that remains to be seen. Now if he doesn't earn it does a totally different discussion. But i don't think you could sign him and say hey. He definitely has a spot on this team.

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

02:36 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

05:47 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"Mike thank you so much for the. We're GONNA get into the advice part of the PAGO but before we get into it, I wanted to ask what did you got going on? Where can people follow you what we plug let her rest so social media at I m Mike Cannon just across the board. So whatever you use I am Mike Cannon, then Youtube I have my special life begins at the Mike Cannon comedy on Youtube. Life begins I have my first hour that was an audio album I have the one shot ten. Eighty. P. Just straight through our of that up on my youtube as well. So I have both both hours plus clips plus frank rig a tone that series I have a whole series making fun of Ellen. Beginning that I did in the beginning. Because I thought it was hilarious that she might be a shape shifting lizard that you know drinks baby's blood out of a chalice but. You know I have siblings I have all this stuff. You know pilots from MTV that I did years ago I have hours and hours of free stuff on my youtube. So that's mostly what I'm. What I'm promoting as is all that stuff. I'm giving it away and the numbers really mean stuff to hiring production company. So if you could just take time subscribe to that, that'd be great. That's awesome and that'll all be in the show notes. So listeners click wherever you want show some love to bike I doubt my timing timing. Timing, on Amazon prime and if you don't have a have if you're not in the UK or America. So if you're in Canada. Or wherever just a d. m. me and I'll get you a copy because for whatever reason it's just in the UK and us. Oh. Nice. Okay. Well, not nice but nicely you but I'll get you a copy. Yes. Awesome. Well, cool Mike. Thank you so much. We're going to get into the advice poor podcast, and before we get into the questions, I actually have an inspirational quote to help center us and get US fired. All right. I told you I retold told you I'm answering these dead serious don't fuck. Okay. Well, perfect good before I was Gonna ask to you can be dead serious about this as well. I like to ask my guests if they have any inspirational quotes that they they flocked to when they're having their down days or they need some inspiration. Dude you know what I should. I should because I'll tell you what one of the most rewarding things about. So I played football one year of my life and it was my senior year of High School I. I was actually a really good soccer player and was getting looks as a sophomore to play in college, and then my alcoholic math teaching coach inexplicably benched me my junior year. So in an act of rebellion I played tackle football the next year, which was ridiculous. One of my favorite parts about the summer workout season was two three a days that we had was the coach in the morning would gather us up..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

03:34 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Hyperbrole: A Comedy Advice Podcast

"Hello. Everybody. It's Stephan Aka Steph Las Vegas Aka Steph Infection Aka Steph. Up Aka Steph up to stomp the yard and I. Am here I. AM happy I'm a little frustrated actually I'm not gonNA lie a little frustrated I got up this morning. It's about seven forty eight am. And I get up early to get some stuff done for the podcast. I'm getting up feeding the cats and then one of my cats little bellina. She's such a sweet kitty. But. She has a little eating disorder. So what she does is she goes when I feed her, and then she eats like somebody else is GonNa take it. I'M NOT GONNA. Take. I've never gone in and said, Hey, do you mind if I have some? No, she's like Joey on friends believe that doesn't share food. So she goes and she eats she shovels it down her throat and then she vomited out. That's how I'm feeling today. How are you guys? Good. All right. Some good news though is I have one of my favorite episodes about to be released inside of you in your ears and it will flow deep down into your soul. It is so good. It's so funny Mike Cannon joining me today he's a comedian he's a podcast. He is an actor. We talk about his movie that he started in timing. You can see it on Amazon prime great movie captivating hilarious. His standup awesome as well. Spectacular sensational. Really good. Really funny. We talk about how he is able to paint such vivid pictures with his word brush and I also try to give them compliments and fail. Utterly we have a good time. Then we give some advice and it's just overall. Euphoria for me. So I think it's GonNa be euphoria for you. It's going to be a me for you. It's going to be an office for you. Hope you guys enjoy. And if you do enjoy it, feel free to reach out say Hey Steph Steffi Mc d really liked the episode reach out to Mike Support Him Watch his special, follow him to Yemen be like dote great episode I've had some guests like, Beth stelling she sent me over a couple snapshots of people at the emperor and said Hey listen you're episode on a cap and usually great and she sent it to me and said, wow, people actually listened to the show. Great. So that's also great validation for them and it helps me get better guests on. So if you guys also have guests ideas, let me know M- always open always on the prowl..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on KTOK

KTOK

02:44 min | 1 year ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on KTOK

"Thank you, Matthews and Mike Cannon. This has been the garden party on 1000. Katie. Okay, portions of the following program or pre recorded use radio 1080. Okay, A M. And K x x y FM 96.18 ht to Oklahoma City. You cannot underestimate Donald Trump. I'm joking here on Fox News the words in a memo obtained by Fox News from within the Biden campaign, it says the races far closer than some punditry would suggest, And then, in some battleground states, the race remains neck and neck. The biting campaign was on the road this week, making multiple campaign stops. In those battleground states, including Michigan last night, the former vice president trying to rally workers outside of Detroit in Southfield tomorrow, Biden is going to be making his way down South visiting Durham, North Carolina, trying to encourage people to take advantage of the state's early voting was just began a few days ago and already they're seeing massive turnout. North Carolina Fox's Mark MEREDITH president. Trump travels to Michigan and Wisconsin today for events in those battleground states, his first stop in Muskegon, Michigan. This is usually a democratic straw. Hold well. That is before President Trump ran back in 2016. Back Then he barely lost his county. And that was in part because of his consistent message on trade and on putting America first that seemed to really resonate with voters here, And while he didn't win the county, he got closed boxes. Kevin Corrigan, Muskegon women's marches or plan for a number of major cities Today. One getting underway in Washington, D. C. The event comes ahead of unexpected Senate vote on President Trump's pick to replace the late Justice Ruth Bader. Ginsberg on the U. S. Supreme Court and the presidential election organizers say the gathering includes a text banking telethon with the goal of sending five million messages to get out the vote and that participants must wear masks and practice social distancing. The first women's March took place in D. C a day after President Trump's inauguration prices Rachel's Sutherland There's also a women's March in D. C today in support of Amy Cockney Barrett. Calling itself Women for Amy America is listing Fox News. There's an underdog story happening in America. In the moment, they have the least small businesses they're giving the most well small Unites is making its progressive presents The sounds of the years 2019.

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Newsradio 700 WLW

Newsradio 700 WLW

02:53 min | 2 years ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Newsradio 700 WLW

"Minutes on 700 WW. Mike Cannon is the news director at WCPO nine. The senior directive, local media content, Fancy talk for the guy who's in charge. We're talking about what goes into the decision's being made in the newsroom and the like. And real quick before I I was going to ask you about. I was going to ask you, Mike about about news, porn and stuff like that. I want to get some calls in at 513749 7008 of the big £1 of tea when we continue here in just a minute, But on that note, let me get Sean and writing on it. Let me get your question. I was gonna ask about weather point, but you go ahead. We got Hi. Good morning. Yeah, a couple weeks ago, and this happens a lot, So I'm not trying to think about your Channel reporter, but they were covering that Trump rally in the immediate tweet was about no one where a massive with a bunch of people standing outside getting ready to go into their own cars. Within the next day, she's roaming around the tailgate, and there's no mention about people wearing masks. So the Bangles today just wondering, you know, people get advice on when to point out that people are not wearing mask and social justice thing. And when they are when they're in a big group. Thank you, Mike. You know That's a great question, And I think that conversation we need to have in our newsroom cause I don't think we've ever specifically said this is where this is when we should point it out, and this is when we shouldn't pointed out. I know in the first the first high school football Game in our area was in South East Indiana, and you know we went to the game to report. We have a sports reporter reporting on the game and we all said a reporter reporting on life. So what was that climate and atmosphere like coming in? This is the first like rial sporting event with fans in our region in a very long time, and on there was one side of the of the stands. People were relatively social distance and had massed on the other side of stands not so much, and we took an enormous amount of negative feedback from people saying, like You're picking on on there. Just tryingto startling play football and stuff like that, And you know, in our in our minds, we were just trying to report on. What was this environment like And what? What were you walking into? If you walk into one of these games, and there's a nice contrast, you know, one side doing it one way outside. There is another way. But it's a great point. I really appreciate that feedback. I think we need to make sure We have have to have that conversation in our newsroom so that we can approach the situation's a little bit more effectively With the election coming up. This is more national local. We're concerned about your media bias and reporting and it gets a bad rap. Mike Cannon has agreed to join this hour and taking more your calls to you question Want, Ask about local news. He's the guy to talk to. I'm gonna ask him about What's the deal with weather porn right after news on 700 News, traffic and Weather news Radio 700 w ell delegate Cincinnati Taking a look at the front runners with the 11.

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Why Front's Series C matters

Equity

09:11 min | 2 years ago

Why Front's Series C matters

"I'm Alex Wilhelm and once again I have have denny Crichton with me Danny how are you doing. I'm doing awesome. That is that's enthusiasm. You are back in New York. I'm in Providence and I have to say I've I've had enough of this shit. I want some summer but the good news is despite the terrible weather and the time of the year. There is a gazillion things to get to. So I'm going to skip the usual faffing about and jump bright in. I'm going to start the show with front which I need you to explain to me why this particular funding round was such a big deal. Right you'RE GONNA kick off the entire show that so start with why. Hi the Health Care Front. Raise fifty nine million dollars in series C and Here's here's the deal. They didn't have a lead. They had no investors. There no lead V. V. C. WE KNOW Vision Fund. No no sequoia. Although Sequeira did the series B. on they actually lead with a couple of really prominent be to be CEO and founder so lasting Cassia and founder Mike Cannon Brookes octa CEO and Co founder Frederick Harassed Multiplex Co founder and CEO. Ryan Smith Zoom CEO. Eric Yuen. What's interesting here here is is? We're getting to these late. Stage growth rounds at a time when there's more growth money than ever and basically said now we're good we're just gonNA take from really prominent angels. Who all of that exited you know? Kind of startups and. So what's interesting here is twofold one is one the dynamic. VC industry which we can talk about more but to actually kind of the strategy here of front is a B. Two B. Product Arctic. Selling to other kind of B2B startups and so by taking this money from other kind of B. Two B. Sales centered Start founders and see IOS. They're really kind of like buying. I'm from their own customers so to speak right synchronicity. That's connecting the two together. So the fifty nine million dollar round had no lead. VC there was no like Kleiner liner coming in here right in the big check. I'm curious do you think that the disease that previously invested got pro rata in this round or do think it was all just money from these I guess executives turned angels. I think they've got Harada me. I don't think it was in the press. Release that they did but I am sure they did. I'm also not entirely clear that these folks took the entire round. I mean there could have been nate. Twenty or twenty five million dollars slug from around that was announced yama funding from a farm that was announced But nonetheless like the fact that it was positioned this way If you imagine in ten years ago this sort of round first of all wouldn't exist but this ground where we would said Oh a bunch of angels came in late stage. It'd be like well. This company must be doing terribly wrong Novi. ABC was willing to lead the round. Things have changed so much. That founder can literally say God. We got a couple of individuals around at the party. At the craps table they put in fifty nine million bucks. We're going wow unbelievable. They said no to everyone. It's amazing change in time. It is but also I'm kind of embarrassed by the number of people I know on this list. Like I know Frederick a little bit I know Ryan a little but I know Eric a little bit. I think I've met J. I mean I think I need to change industry industries because the the same eight people keep coming up. That's embarrassing to me. I need any new friends. Let's talk about what the company does front is be messaging kind of calms thing. It looks like email works for teams. I'm assuming this is kind of product aimed at customer support customer success kind of groups. Yes affront fronts. Innovation was really for a lot of top companies they have an email like support at techcrunch dot com or press at at Google Dot Com. Which is actually how we reach out to right? And so when that goes into Press Google Dot com on that actually gets centered and moved around the the thousands of people who are in Google Google to figure out how to respond to it. So if he's coming from an ad tech crunch email address like from us he goes to our tech crunch contact if it goes to APEC Asia. Pacific it'll go to someone who's live overnight overnight overseas and so basically thousands of people are accessing the same email inbox and so. Have you ever tried to do your own inbox with g million. No it's basically impossible with one goddamn person on the box. Now you had an hundreds of people all of whom are interacting with the same emails etc and suddenly. It's just a complete mess front. Took that and said Hey. What have we built in box from? Scratch zooming that. There are thousands of people or hundreds of people reading the same tickets reading the same emails. And how can we respond to it. Really really effectively. Huge problem tons of companies have it. They've been super successful. It's only a couple years old and what's interesting is actually the the founders are French It actually has a large Parisian office one founder Laurent Had A decade and enterprise. And then WHO's also female be to be founder of rare breed unfortunately in the industry who CEO up and she. She kind of came out of her master's disagree in two thousand twelve and dived into this and front. So it's a five year. Old Company raised one hundred thirty eight almost one hundred forty million bucks. An insane amount of money ended the speed was raise capitals crazy because their series of ten million was back in May of two thousand sixteen. Then Bam sixty six million early eighteen and then two years later fifty nine million so really. It's pretty frontloaded or backloaded. I'm sorry to kind of where we are in time now. I'm curious to see how much more capital they'll need to scale this to IPO. It's already kind of there. But certainly a lot of star power a lot of customers on this new investment and. I'm kind of curious that this is a trend that will see a flex from companies. That were so hot. We don't even need venture capital all the real stars of our industry the money in It's certainly a new way to approach it absolutely. I think one of the key lessons here at least for me was a company that really figured out product market fit super early on You know if you look at it was founded Five years ago it took two years to build out so uncork. Capital is sort of a firm that argues it focuses on product market fit. They raised three point. One million seed in October two thousand fourteen and then once they sort of got this product market fit. And it's sort of obvious today but looking back in time the idea that there d the SASS product to fix this team oriented email. inbox was sort of not a concept of. Now it's just scaling right it's all sales scaling And so we're seeing the rounds. Get faster and faster. Because they're repeated you you know the sales are repeating assuming the growth is repeating internally. The numbers look great. It's sort of classic SAS business I expect us to see as one hundred millionaire our club as you call it hopefully in the next year or two that there hasn't been announcement around the revenues but I expect it to constitute here about their W. two and a half year over year now has a pretty quickly quickly there probably. I Dunno just guessing. You're twenty thirty million era or somewhere in there and they'll be largest soon enough. Let's talk about the couple world through a different Lens. Though you have been looking at Tau really large funds cutting smaller and smaller Jackson. We're talking about funds at have billions in assets under management writing five seven million dollar checks which seems to make no oh sense. According to the old model of larger funds larger textile works otherwise. They can't really disburse the capital. But that's changing and I want you to tell you why because to fascinating fascinating kind of like nuance about today's venture capital market. Absolutely free front is a great example of this right. So here's a fifty nine million dollar check that no growth stage investor mister. WHO has a billion dollars ready to deploy was able to invest it and so we're seeing once again The largest funds billions of dollars. We had we talked about last week. Show I think we had twenty-one fundraisers that were over five hundred million last year. It was ninety one somewhere in that category so a ton of money deployed and so the idea that you would do early. Stage investments is nuts. Because you can't deploy million dollars a thousand times a year and so the challenges is like. Why are people doing this when I started asking if he sees the answer was well once the the cap tables in the series B and D are out there? They're locked it in a sequeira already in the a benchmarks already in the a founders fund the and they have the capital to deploy in the B A C D E F g all the way through the Sesame Street Alphabet All the way through and so by the time you get to the D. you have no access or in the case of front. No one had access suicide. Basically you have to lock in earlier in earlier and so even if you're the Softbank Vision Fund you WanNa throw four hundred million dollars in series d you have to be in the seed or the series. He's A to start to lock in that Barada to start locking in those early ownership rights. It just gives you more ball control later on because other people are going to kind of knock you out of the way to get around in place and so there's sort of this paradox. Where we're seeing? You know the the largest latest stage funds doing the smallest early stage rows and so that that was a really interesting dynamic that we haven't seen before yeah and the one thing to keep in mind that when I was learning about the BBC World you know maybe a decade ago. Now I was always told that if you couldn't find a new lead investor for the proximate round the next one. It was a very bad signal because it would imply that no one else in the market one to lead your Siri seafood areas to be and having Europe preceding investors. That were leads lead. Your next around was a very bad thing. Now it's entirely flipped on its head because capital is sufficiently unscarred so ample so much flowing around the people want to stay in a company. Preempt preempt that next round they want to lead be and then the as much of the capital to work as they can on a winner to ensure that they can return enough capital to make their large fund contractive enough to raise a second one. So it's a facet of there. Being too much money in the market is certainly a change. Compared to how things used to work it's actually an inversion but it just goes to show how in twenty twenty the way the world works certainly is at least in my experience new. I'm maybe it was like this back in the late. Ninety something but certainly it feels like a new chapter and I presume zoom. Welcome back to what used to be normal when there's less capital around but I don't see that happening for the next eighteen twenty four thirty six months so this this is the way it's going to be Danny presented for the next while.

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

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07:08 min | 2 years ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

"When I like like forced everybody? We had to go get a Dutch to smoke weed. Like that's the only way smoke weed. We didn't have seven hundred bonds and our fucking apartment that were easily accessible so I made everybody getting the car. We're driving arriving there. My friend is shit faced. Of course we pulled over. They breathalyzer them gets pulled out of the car in the passenger seat. And I go to the officer. They're like your friends GonNa WanNa jail like he's Shit faced fucking idiots we're gonNA come and impound the car if you know if you can't get a ride and I'm like can you breathalyse me. You're all drive. I'll drive home. I feel fine. And they're like okay. They gave me the Breathalyzer and they looked at it. And they're like not even close like not even close and I'm like all right and so they're like listen we're leaving and there's like nine cops and all of genesee. Oh so these were two of them and they're like all right. We're leaving we're GONNA come back ten minutes if you are still here we're going to impound the car and we're GONNA have to take your home or whatever we're like all right. WHATEVER FAKING WE'RE GONNA CALL PEOPLE COPS disappear? I jump in the driver's seat and drive to the gas station. Shen continue the mission to the gas station. Get the Dutch and then drive how so not to mention was a fucking idiot to get behind the wheel anyway. I then drove further route in a car that they would recognize gotTa Dutch and then drove back through the area. I just came from. That's amazing fucking idiot idiot. We all are so the one thing to to wrap one thing you've learned Becoming a father about myself I learned that I'm way more capable than I thought. Then I give myself credit for. I am I am I am able to be an adult. I might not want to at times but I definitely am able to and I can. I can be a really good partner to my wife and I can be a really good a father to my kid and I'm just like one hundred percent present locked in a in terms of just overall fatherhood it is. It's much more for. It's not even much more. I mean it's obviously more difficult than you. Think before you start because you just have no basis for it but it's like it's so much more everything. It's emotionally exhausting. It's physically exhausting. It's you have these feelings of love and frustration and all of those things that like. It's everything right right. Yeah and I just wish I wish I had that conversation with my parents even earlier because it would have given me an appreciation for everything they did. I think if they were in this is me me blaming them for why I didn't you know. Give them credit but it I just feel like if we spoke on an adult level for earlier than we would have been a better our son right I think so. I'm hoping that that's what I go on and bring to my kids. I was GONNA end with that but now you lied to something else so I had major issues. There's growing up in my house but I I understand my my mom especially more as I get older. Are you scared that you're gonNA fuck up your kid the same way you were fucked up because our are are philosophy and our houses like look. If you're a parent you're gonNA fuck up your kids right right. Does a very good chance. They're going to be in therapy no matter what because you for sure so in in my household were like all right. We're GONNA fuck up the kids you know people say we're really good parents and all that but when you you know it's almost inevitable But our thing is fuck them up in new ways a still. There'll be things that trigger me like Oh shit and and when my mom would fucking throw the whole kitchen table through the window right right and then we'd make believe nothing happened sweeping up glass. Yeah so art thing is walk up in new ways we don't we don't WanNa fuck them up at all. Obviously yeah but I don't want to do the things that my parents did to us to our kids. Now that's for sure I mean I'm I'm almost two parts right is. I'm just now starting to like who I am as a person I actually think I've grown into being pretty decent man and like I have my head on straight. I think I'm pretty smart. I think I'm pretty funny. I love what I do. Love my wife. I'm I'm a good husband a good father so so I'm like just now seeing that. Oh like you know all the hard shit that I went through and all that you know. That's up but I'd be lucky to have a kid like me so if my kid eventually ends up being a well rounded adult hopefully it's not through him having to teach himself like I have but if he ends up this way there's nothing I could be proud proud right so I you know and that's that sounds like a weird almost full of yourself thing but I'm just now starting self loves so if you think I'm conceded suck my Dick you can't you can't be selfish any of that shit if you're no if you're a parent no I'm definitely I mean I'm going to be communicative with my kid. I'm going to be emotionally transparent. I'm going to tell him when I feel you know and I'm not going to bother them down with all this stuff because there's parents can go overboard by just being like too much to their kids but I am. I just feel like I. The communication is is the big thing is I just can't wait to talk to them and tell them everything. My this is awesome. Thanks I can. And he's got a special coming out on his youtube channel. which is Mike Cannon comedy subscribe? Now it'll come out. You'll get notified and I'm really proud of it and I think people it's all right before we start recording the podcasts. Damn good appreciate. It's called light begins and I like that. You explained that there's more material from that actual set that's GonNa come out the span. Feb February really smart The album the full hour album is coming out. And it's smart doing it yourself. When you're youtube right I feel like it is I mean you know Schultz laid the laid the groundwork and he showed that you don't have to necessarily wait for permission? So I've been sitting here with my thumb up my ass hoping network was going to tap me to be next and it isn't happening happening at the moment and that's fine. I'm just ready to do my thing. Well it's their loss dude. You're really really fucking funny. I appreciate anything you want to promote real fast. The podcast Irish. Goodbye podcast and the special. That's it dates on the road. I'll be on the road. Mike Cannon Comedy Dot Com. We did it and I wanNA thank Matt and the gang here Gephardt's for having placed great hotdog. You like the Hawks talks fucking awesome house. The last thing carly here before he darts open doesn't repeat made. Everyone Awkward Mike. Here's the menu order. Whatever you want grady area goes all have the hot dog in front of mad and the waitress and the bartender? I just had explained everyone. That was the last thing before the. Rip Dog LS. Things he said to me was the hot dogs are great parts are he said you know I will not walk to the subway because that was the last only saw. Carl walked from here to there to half a block. He said I love. You hugged me and that was the last time we saw. I'll say I love you. Hear all right good night every want man. Thank you BOOBOO BOOED BOO BOO BOO BOO boo..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

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10:18 min | 2 years ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

"Use the Promo Code. Oh that's funny. Who is the hero that went down on on a woman? The first what's his name and in what year he was famous for not being able to smell that's an hour brokers nose on coconut earlier that day it was like you know what I might as. Well fuck come on way back. How about just like during the Revolutionary War Barely showering and I mean that's how great sex is. Obviously but if you're not doing oral could you just imagine just point down bloomers what that was just you know it's at that point. It was like real heavy duty cotton and so probably sealed in the stink so anytime you have pulled it down. It was just a month right crouch by a river all day doing laundry and next thing you know you wanNA have sex excellent all right just wilted the flowers exactly but there was a guy went down for the first time. He's a true here. Yeah he should have a fucking numb lip but you know our age difference you. You didn't come up when women were still growing like crazy down there right. I mean in high school girls definitely had a little bit of Pugh. Yeah you'd run into it but I mean now it's kind of on the way back I hear ear. It depended on the woman. I'd say ninety percent of the girls I've been with have been fully shaved. I'd say five percent to seven percent sent have had like a little landing strip and then the others are an unkept that generally came about at the end of my single years. Most of my years were like wow spent with a machete. No joke like you're just pushing stuff aside trying to create on crop circles. There you go. Oh God did you live on a busy street that had lots of accidents where was forty miles as per hour but but oh three zero three zero three three three three off of it but like I was in let enough to where it wasn't an issue. I was off of a couple other the streets but yeah three. Oh three was like it was forty miles per hour. From the time I was like a living. They're incapable drive because I think it was sixty before for that and there was just a death every day constantly people just can ripping around that thing. I heard it on your podcast Irish goodbye with Mike Feeny you you tell. Mike is in high by the way I will. It's another thing. We have in common because I grew up on a very busy street and I got excited when I heard that I want to talk about all the death in front of my house. It's is crazy including my dad. No kidding oh that was the big crescendo way. He died on your screen in front of our our house that we that we moved moved into when I was five years old and now the Dow is finally the end where we had to get rid of that housing your mom out of there but before that it was it was our pets. Were getting run over for. It was an accident. It's in the middle of the night with power lines on cars that were upside down with guys yelling. Help me help me in the middle of the night whole one car. Hit Our our house going. Like they estimate like seventy eighty miles an hour where we couldn't even open the front door anymore whole it hit the curb and hit the second level. There was a giant crack that we never fixed your house car accident then it roll the took out the whole side of our house and then we all woke up. Obviously yeah and there's this drunk just wandering around in our backyard yard where we played wiffle ball like what the fuck happened all morally fine because like they say you know you're relaxed when you're drunk that have both here. Did that happen to Your House Multiple Times. Yeah Somebody Ah. There's always a house in every suburban neighborhood that just gets hit by drunk. Oh yeah my friend Dave's House I had to put guardrails like net. Did everything they blew through. They're living room twice. I'm I'm glad you mentioned guardrails. Because that's what happened us because before they put the guardrail up. Nobody was hitting our house so they would come home. From Huntington Long Island drunk is fucking twenty five and they were flying into the woods. No harm no foul. There's no houses does know people but there's all sorts of trees so I'm sure some of those accents back in the day where ugly so the house like. I know what we should do. You need to put a guardrail up so bounce off a little bit and stay on the road. And they won't hit a tree and die while so then they were playing fucking pinball basically they hit the bump they hit the guardrail. Excuse me and then it would would knock on to laughed and guess whose house was to the left across the street this yeah. That's the only reason my mom would hold court so you know I. I should tell some of the nice stories about my mom which is kind of hard to be totally awesome Christmas story. I told really fond memory. Exactly the court in the middle of the night as the cops and the the firemen are there and the numbers are all out and she'd be in her bathrobe just socializing Holy Shit as some some horrific scene right in front of our house are that reminds me Edward Scissorhands when anything would happen. They'd all go out into their Front Yard Bravo at this point. I should mentioned you have great movie. References over my head. I'm not going to live a weird ass burgers cattle jerry. Only the specific movies. I've seen okay. Okay it's scary some of your references but that one I know and yeah no we had so much crazy ass shit happened right in front of the house. That's why when my dad dying because whatever I've told us I I'll tell it again even though the faithful listeners like I heard this story but basically our how's he never took laps because it was so scared because we lived around the bend with the guardrail over there so we never took left but that day like my parents friends were picking them up and the guys. I could take a fucking laughed. Oh this is somebody else was fucking driving. Yeah he goes. I could take a left left one arm by the way as well sadly these are you know. Yeah I mean. We grew up with their kids. So it's it really awkward trying to let the one guy off the hook at the funeral awake and he's like what did you mean. It was my dad's fault. All right right trying to be you know. Take the high road look just want. I pulled him aside. Yeah you know. It's his wake. I just want to let you know you know me being my brothers and sisters. We don't blame your what do you mean. Play my father like okay okay. We're not all right anyway. I'm go over here and cry some more. Sorry I was trying to have a moment with you. You see and let you off the hook you fucking exactly but he took the left man and my mom Tom. She was in the backseat. And she's like I said his name. I shouldn't don't take the left. You know we always take rights. And then we do a u-turn turn the road a little further update you can pull in and then take the u-turn and then take you know go left. Finally and he was like no man. I got this and boy he did not. I'm not GONNA have it. Yikes and my mom took the brunt of the accident. No Shit Oh she was so fucked up. My Dad was on blood thinners for bad heart and took took him out because he walked himself to the ambulance. I've told all this stuff. It should shut up. That's tough but even when I was a teenager in college kid I took clefts but barely every once in a while it was just like you ought to be razor-sharp you could be on everything you and right right. Yeah so your neighborhood I mean yeah. You couldn't be on anything in my neighborhood too because like the fucking town mascot is the Dui really every ever really do. I mean the amount of time me and my friends have just like irresponsibly. Dry It driven drunk even like I mean it's it's crazy like my buddy. He had this huge boxcar right like a big lincoln almost where it was like a junker. That he was just driving around for the time being and our school had this real slow moving moving kind of like it wasn't a left turn. It was just a just a turn right. The only the only way you could go and he's going to place three. Am Right near TC. Highschool stops right in in the middle of this turn parks car in the middle of the double yellow line gets out starts pissing in the middle of the street. My Buddy John is sitting shotgun and he's as blackout if not more slides over into the driver seat. Everybody is like what the fuck you do what he did. He's like I'm helping you. The Need to put the car to drive and drove directly into the garden was too drunk moron mistakes in a row. Yeah Yeah and like I have countless friends that have died from drunk accent like like a ton. I had one tough one. His little brother in my fraternity and genesee. Oh yeah tough. Oh head on collision with a truck. Jesus Christ yeah. Yeah I mean tha that was a tough tough one man to be honest with you but we all did it. Yeah I no not proud of it and it didn't even stop once. My friends died which is raised up. If anything that gave us a little more thirst to try to die also I mean you still had to get pussy. They do pump coke just to be safe. Wake up for the ride without said. I don't know if you're at that age yet I got a bunch of years on you and and now that your father do you wake up some mornings ago. Holy Fuck them alive. You start thinking about some of this shit from the past. Yeah and you cannot believe you're the same person you're just like. I sometimes wake up. Not People exaggerate with that cold sweat ship but that feeling of like our remember some dumb thing from Jesse. Oh and I'm just like Oh why did I take that fucking chance. I have you on your side so you think you will ever for happened to you. I put myself in so much. I mean in Ireland. I fell down in eleven foot. Drop where I should have broken my neck but I just was drunk enough off that my whole body was like you know log fucking roll down a hill and I was like I'm all right but like in genesee. Oh my buddy got pulled over..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

Opie Radio

10:18 min | 2 years ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

"Use the Promo Code. Oh that's funny. Who is the hero that went down on on a woman? The first what's his name and in what year he was famous for not being able to smell that's an hour brokers nose on coconut earlier that day it was like you know what I might as. Well fuck come on way back. How about just like during the Revolutionary War Barely showering and I mean that's how great sex is. Obviously but if you're not doing oral could you just imagine just point down bloomers what that was just you know it's at that point. It was like real heavy duty cotton and so probably sealed in the stink so anytime you have pulled it down. It was just a month right crouch by a river all day doing laundry and next thing you know you wanNA have sex excellent all right just wilted the flowers exactly but there was a guy went down for the first time. He's a true here. Yeah he should have a fucking numb lip but you know our age difference you. You didn't come up when women were still growing like crazy down there right. I mean in high school girls definitely had a little bit of Pugh. Yeah you'd run into it but I mean now it's kind of on the way back I hear ear. It depended on the woman. I'd say ninety percent of the girls I've been with have been fully shaved. I'd say five percent to seven percent sent have had like a little landing strip and then the others are an unkept that generally came about at the end of my single years. Most of my years were like wow spent with a machete. No joke like you're just pushing stuff aside trying to create on crop circles. There you go. Oh God did you live on a busy street that had lots of accidents where was forty miles as per hour but but oh three zero three zero three three three three off of it but like I was in let enough to where it wasn't an issue. I was off of a couple other the streets but yeah three. Oh three was like it was forty miles per hour. From the time I was like a living. They're incapable drive because I think it was sixty before for that and there was just a death every day constantly people just can ripping around that thing. I heard it on your podcast Irish goodbye with Mike Feeny you you tell. Mike is in high by the way I will. It's another thing. We have in common because I grew up on a very busy street and I got excited when I heard that I want to talk about all the death in front of my house. It's is crazy including my dad. No kidding oh that was the big crescendo way. He died on your screen in front of our our house that we that we moved moved into when I was five years old and now the Dow is finally the end where we had to get rid of that housing your mom out of there but before that it was it was our pets. Were getting run over for. It was an accident. It's in the middle of the night with power lines on cars that were upside down with guys yelling. Help me help me in the middle of the night whole one car. Hit Our our house going. Like they estimate like seventy eighty miles an hour where we couldn't even open the front door anymore whole it hit the curb and hit the second level. There was a giant crack that we never fixed your house car accident then it roll the took out the whole side of our house and then we all woke up. Obviously yeah and there's this drunk just wandering around in our backyard yard where we played wiffle ball like what the fuck happened all morally fine because like they say you know you're relaxed when you're drunk that have both here. Did that happen to Your House Multiple Times. Yeah Somebody Ah. There's always a house in every suburban neighborhood that just gets hit by drunk. Oh yeah my friend Dave's House I had to put guardrails like net. Did everything they blew through. They're living room twice. I'm I'm glad you mentioned guardrails. Because that's what happened us because before they put the guardrail up. Nobody was hitting our house so they would come home. From Huntington Long Island drunk is fucking twenty five and they were flying into the woods. No harm no foul. There's no houses does know people but there's all sorts of trees so I'm sure some of those accents back in the day where ugly so the house like. I know what we should do. You need to put a guardrail up so bounce off a little bit and stay on the road. And they won't hit a tree and die while so then they were playing fucking pinball basically they hit the bump they hit the guardrail. Excuse me and then it would would knock on to laughed and guess whose house was to the left across the street this yeah. That's the only reason my mom would hold court so you know I. I should tell some of the nice stories about my mom which is kind of hard to be totally awesome Christmas story. I told really fond memory. Exactly the court in the middle of the night as the cops and the the firemen are there and the numbers are all out and she'd be in her bathrobe just socializing Holy Shit as some some horrific scene right in front of our house are that reminds me Edward Scissorhands when anything would happen. They'd all go out into their Front Yard Bravo at this point. I should mentioned you have great movie. References over my head. I'm not going to live a weird ass burgers cattle jerry. Only the specific movies. I've seen okay. Okay it's scary some of your references but that one I know and yeah no we had so much crazy ass shit happened right in front of the house. That's why when my dad dying because whatever I've told us I I'll tell it again even though the faithful listeners like I heard this story but basically our how's he never took laps because it was so scared because we lived around the bend with the guardrail over there so we never took left but that day like my parents friends were picking them up and the guys. I could take a fucking laughed. Oh this is somebody else was fucking driving. Yeah he goes. I could take a left left one arm by the way as well sadly these are you know. Yeah I mean. We grew up with their kids. So it's it really awkward trying to let the one guy off the hook at the funeral awake and he's like what did you mean. It was my dad's fault. All right right trying to be you know. Take the high road look just want. I pulled him aside. Yeah you know. It's his wake. I just want to let you know you know me being my brothers and sisters. We don't blame your what do you mean. Play my father like okay okay. We're not all right anyway. I'm go over here and cry some more. Sorry I was trying to have a moment with you. You see and let you off the hook you fucking exactly but he took the left man and my mom Tom. She was in the backseat. And she's like I said his name. I shouldn't don't take the left. You know we always take rights. And then we do a u-turn turn the road a little further update you can pull in and then take the u-turn and then take you know go left. Finally and he was like no man. I got this and boy he did not. I'm not GONNA have it. Yikes and my mom took the brunt of the accident. No Shit Oh she was so fucked up. My Dad was on blood thinners for bad heart and took took him out because he walked himself to the ambulance. I've told all this stuff. It should shut up. That's tough but even when I was a teenager in college kid I took clefts but barely every once in a while it was just like you ought to be razor-sharp you could be on everything you and right right. Yeah so your neighborhood I mean yeah. You couldn't be on anything in my neighborhood too because like the fucking town mascot is the Dui really every ever really do. I mean the amount of time me and my friends have just like irresponsibly. Dry It driven drunk even like I mean it's it's crazy like my buddy. He had this huge boxcar right like a big lincoln almost where it was like a junker. That he was just driving around for the time being and our school had this real slow moving moving kind of like it wasn't a left turn. It was just a just a turn right. The only the only way you could go and he's going to place three. Am Right near TC. Highschool stops right in in the middle of this turn parks car in the middle of the double yellow line gets out starts pissing in the middle of the street. My Buddy John is sitting shotgun and he's as blackout if not more slides over into the driver seat. Everybody is like what the fuck you do what he did. He's like I'm helping you. The Need to put the car to drive and drove directly into the garden was too drunk moron mistakes in a row. Yeah Yeah and like I have countless friends that have died from drunk accent like like a ton. I had one tough one. His little brother in my fraternity and genesee. Oh yeah tough. Oh head on collision with a truck. Jesus Christ yeah. Yeah I mean tha that was a tough tough one man to be honest with you but we all did it. Yeah I no not proud of it and it didn't even stop once. My friends died which is raised up. If anything that gave us a little more thirst to try to die also I mean you still had to get pussy. They do pump coke just to be safe. Wake up for the ride without said. I don't know if you're at that age yet I got a bunch of years on you and and now that your father do you wake up some mornings ago. Holy Fuck them alive. You start thinking about some of this shit from the past. Yeah and you cannot believe you're the same person you're just like. I sometimes wake up. Not People exaggerate with that cold sweat ship but that feeling of like our remember some dumb thing from Jesse. Oh and I'm just like Oh why did I take that fucking chance. I have you on your side so you think you will ever for happened to you. I put myself in so much. I mean in Ireland. I fell down in eleven foot. Drop where I should have broken my neck but I just was drunk enough off that my whole body was like you know log fucking roll down a hill and I was like I'm all right but like in genesee. Oh my buddy got pulled over..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

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11:45 min | 2 years ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

"My God we can finally figure out our shit to share what you haven't I haven't seen in a while she goes. I got a kick out of the fact that day were a late. God that's fun then listed all the cards. I didn't give her in the past. Two years. Never sent me a mother's okay card a Valentine's Day card at Christmas card a Saint Patrick's day we're barely Irish groundhog's stay card listing all the cars and this is where you can relate. She's the grandma. Yeah she's never sent my kid's a fucking cord of course right. Yeah but in my in my upbringing cars were very important really. I wonder what that is I. It might be a long island thing or I don't I don't know very important for which parent my Dad's side especially his father would always say not even at tencent card. Okay when your dad would really really get your dad and my mom would really am man if they made it the portal to hell would open up underneath it. Here's a new story for the people so speaking speaking of cards so we would just kids and I don't remember which car I don't think it was a biggie. Like a birthday. Carbon me was a Valentine's Day card. Let's say that okay and we don't get my Momma Valentine's Day card all hell breaks loose in the House that we didn't get a fucking Valentine's Day carshield's throw shade at screaming and turning over our rooms room on the driveway over Ra. And then. Because you know there's a healthy upbringing. My Dad's guys better. Go the stationery store get a car. So then we're kids you know with all these emotions and year. We're now uptight and stuff and we walk to the stationary car. Cards store pretty much in tears because of what just happened in our house and now we're begrudgingly trying to pick out a nice Valentine's Day cards says oh you're the greatest mom ever all the Porsche. It just this one will work and then we would go home at present the Valentine's Day card and then it was like none of that other shifts And I'm like this is I was the kid and I'm like this is insane right saying that's why my dad I mean similar shit to where you know. Okay I mean I had a fistfight with my dad and then when I got back I it. We never spoke about ever. We realize we've still never spoken about it ever and I it was when I was twenty. Really feel it was great because I was on steroids and I remember fucking I mean. He threw the first punch. Yeah so which is crazy in and of itself but it was all over college the fact that like I went to junior college based on my parents like they. I know K.. Average I'd like eighty-five GPA. With an eleven fifty mediocre could have gone to whatever school you know that became the comedian. 'em Anyway right instead they were like. Can you go to junior junior college because we lost all this money in the stock market. That's around that time and you know whatever so I said yes and I did. It obviously got great grades and they were like if you do this you can go. We'll pay for any school any school that you get into. So I went and visited my girlfriend at the time at Syracuse which is weird. Because my wife now also went to Syracuse so they were both at Syracuse and I visited them each separately at the time but I went to visit this other one. Then I checked out Ithaca and I was GONNA go to Ethica it. It was like. Oh that's the place I want to be close to my girlfriend. I can play basketball there. They have my major blah blah blah. Came home excited very pumped to tell my family that I had some bit of direction fraction. I had like a three nine three in school so I was rushing it. They had like they were happy with my academic performance for the first time ever and I came back and I was like I know where I wanNA school go to school. Ithaca and my dad was like absolutely not suny like why can't go anywhere but suny and that's not the deal of the deal Jio was that you guys would pay for anything. He's like Thuc you sue. And he's immediately like frothing from the mouth in my face like doing a big confrontation about it which breath looking back now. It's clearly a money issue right. Yes so if he was just like. Hey man like we're still fucked up. I would have been like okay. Say No more more like say no more. We'll figure this out. I'll maybe I'll get money to go to Ethica or we'll go to Suny and I'll do. It weighed less grudgingly than you attacking me right for wanting running to fulfil an agreement that we had so he's like in my face and I'm a juice monkey at this point in my life so I'm of course nose to nose with this fucking animal and I'm like yeah. Let's fucking go do this. Let's fucking go and he thinking this would I guess intimidate me away through like a half ass uppercut towards my midsection section t one thousand locked in because I chopped down on his forearm. Time where I know I gave him a dead for like the dead forum would would actually hurt more than the punch. Yeah because I fucking slugged my fist hammer fisted right down on his forearm and then like an outfielder throwing third from right just crow hopped punched him right in the fucking face he stumbled backwards and then I ran out of the House didn't come back for three days ended up. Getting arrested did for drunk for underage drinking. Like at Villanova. Visiting my friends of which. WHO's now dead visiting my friends? And how is that connected. I guess you'RE GONNA explain. Yeah so I I literally I just left because I was scared. I punched my dad in the face. So I fucking left and I just drove to Villanova so I was like I. I don't know where to go. I'm just GONNA visit my friend in Philadelphia right so I just visited my friends had A. We had the Thursday night where I never drank at this point and I drank as if I had been training waiting for this moment so I had like unlimited amounts of drinks. I was smoking weed if I had been away at college as entire time. Had Crazy spins somebody put me to bed in and some girls like room bears. I woke up to four of them poking me like I was the audience. Stand by me. What are you doing there like? What are you you do like? I don't know man get out and I'm like okay so I walked downstairs and still the full party out and I'm like fucking hitting into everything I walk through the kitchen into into the back yard and I know I have to Puke N. P. so I pull my pants down like a four year old pissing like underwear pants down to my ankles and I start throwing up so I'm pissing throwing up at the same time hadn't seen my buddies who I was with this whole time. Some guy at the side of the House. It's dark out. He just goes. Hey Man and I look. And it's a big silhouette and I'm like Tim is at you and he's like yeah man. Come out front so I pulled up my underwear left my pants down and I like penguin England waddled over to this guy. By the time I was eighteen inches away I saw the badge and mother fucker. He yoked me up. Grabbed me out front STUCCO breathalyzer in my face and I get spots of the stuff. We're a member for the majority. This is all retold me from people in the House and then front. The COP said to everybody that I blew a point four. Wow and the only reason I know that which I don't believe because I think I'd be dead told people that I was legally blind. He killed the COP kept saying he's legally blind. He's legally blind outta whatever they put me in coughs because I didn't have anybody over twenty. All My buddies were also also underage. I didn't have anybody over twenty one that like could relieve them of May. So they're like we're gonNA take you to the drunk tank unless you can get somebody so I called my buddy. Tim and I was like hey man I gotta show you something. Didn't even tell them like what was happening. Just said I have to show you something in front of the House. Getting Pizza. He walked sees the cops and like like a full sociopath hands them his dead brother's ID and he's like twenty three and the cop goes yes. Sure gives him the gives him me Eh. As collateral says it's totally fine slaps me with a ticket that was six hundred seventy eight dollars and at the time in college. I didn't have a job playing basketball so I didn't even have time. I'm to work but so I'll get to that the next day Friday. I was having like the worst anxiety. Post drinking like wanting to kill myself level like I can't believe what happened last night so I'm struggling through the day I call the number on the back of the ticket because they said we're GonNa mail a second copy home and I just I was like. Hey you don't have to do that. Like I got copies totally filing domain at home and they're like okay and then Saturday double the things that I just felt even worse I that I drove home and as I was driving home or no when I got home. My mom was waiting with the ticket that they fed ex overnight. She's so when I called them to tell them not to send it they were like well. faulk this kid put it in Fedex and overnight out there. I'm sitting there like happen or foot. A Catholic fucking. Sonic if you took to wait for me. And I'm like Oh my God like what she's like six hundred seventy eight dollars. You don't even have a job job to fuck. You're an alcoholic. Now you're drinking blah blah blah. And I was like I do I have a job. I ran upstairs. I was playing poker at the time. And all these underground clubs. I grabbed ten thousand thousand cash that I had in my room right and I found out seven hundred. Go to change you fucking bitch on my mom because her and my dad are getting a divorce at the time we all the houses just a fucking mess. Everybody hates everybody right. And she's like what the fuck are you a drug dealer and Mike and I'm like all proud and noble and no poker player. That's worse look you're performing at all the performing whatever like is not worse. It's a skill. You obviously were pretty definitely putting myself in danger because some of the shady place. Oh no kidding yeah yeah it was not. It was not great addicted to playing cards arts for wealth. No it never got to that where I lost so much money that it became a problem it just became it ended up money. Meant something to me eventually. And I kind of tapered cough God. That's kind of how it. How did your dad though? So my she goes Kevin but what about Michael's by Bubba he comes overseas. The ten grand goes you can pay for school yourself and then walked back in the living room watching TV. And that's why you to genesee. Ever spoke about our fistfight ever. That was it I was at that. Did it feel weird punching your own dad though. It's the best feeling I've ever second second to welcoming my son into this. Yeah because that's the other thing we have in common. We both went to genesee. Oh but I am the school thing. Now I mean we're we're Kinda like tagging each other today in my family family so my parents especially my mom was really strict about school and Homework Did you work and you know she would rip adore off the wall. All of we did and just crazy ass shit. It was never like I dunno never matched what we were doing. Our reaction ever the hit us with the wooden spoon every once in a while I mean she wasn't a header for the most part is more emotional and yelling and screaming. I remember the day because I was in the kitchen where she raised. That would in the famous moment. It wasn't me it was my brother. Just grabbed her arm and she had a realize defeat hated hated hated to have to admit defeat and then she dropped his spoon and just dramatically walked out like that was it. Yeah that was never going to happen again..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

Opie Radio

11:45 min | 2 years ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

"My God we can finally figure out our shit to share what you haven't I haven't seen in a while she goes. I got a kick out of the fact that day were a late. God that's fun then listed all the cards. I didn't give her in the past. Two years. Never sent me a mother's okay card a Valentine's Day card at Christmas card a Saint Patrick's day we're barely Irish groundhog's stay card listing all the cars and this is where you can relate. She's the grandma. Yeah she's never sent my kid's a fucking cord of course right. Yeah but in my in my upbringing cars were very important really. I wonder what that is I. It might be a long island thing or I don't I don't know very important for which parent my Dad's side especially his father would always say not even at tencent card. Okay when your dad would really really get your dad and my mom would really am man if they made it the portal to hell would open up underneath it. Here's a new story for the people so speaking speaking of cards so we would just kids and I don't remember which car I don't think it was a biggie. Like a birthday. Carbon me was a Valentine's Day card. Let's say that okay and we don't get my Momma Valentine's Day card all hell breaks loose in the House that we didn't get a fucking Valentine's Day carshield's throw shade at screaming and turning over our rooms room on the driveway over Ra. And then. Because you know there's a healthy upbringing. My Dad's guys better. Go the stationery store get a car. So then we're kids you know with all these emotions and year. We're now uptight and stuff and we walk to the stationary car. Cards store pretty much in tears because of what just happened in our house and now we're begrudgingly trying to pick out a nice Valentine's Day cards says oh you're the greatest mom ever all the Porsche. It just this one will work and then we would go home at present the Valentine's Day card and then it was like none of that other shifts And I'm like this is I was the kid and I'm like this is insane right saying that's why my dad I mean similar shit to where you know. Okay I mean I had a fistfight with my dad and then when I got back I it. We never spoke about ever. We realize we've still never spoken about it ever and I it was when I was twenty. Really feel it was great because I was on steroids and I remember fucking I mean. He threw the first punch. Yeah so which is crazy in and of itself but it was all over college the fact that like I went to junior college based on my parents like they. I know K.. Average I'd like eighty-five GPA. With an eleven fifty mediocre could have gone to whatever school you know that became the comedian. 'em Anyway right instead they were like. Can you go to junior junior college because we lost all this money in the stock market. That's around that time and you know whatever so I said yes and I did. It obviously got great grades and they were like if you do this you can go. We'll pay for any school any school that you get into. So I went and visited my girlfriend at the time at Syracuse which is weird. Because my wife now also went to Syracuse so they were both at Syracuse and I visited them each separately at the time but I went to visit this other one. Then I checked out Ithaca and I was GONNA go to Ethica it. It was like. Oh that's the place I want to be close to my girlfriend. I can play basketball there. They have my major blah blah blah. Came home excited very pumped to tell my family that I had some bit of direction fraction. I had like a three nine three in school so I was rushing it. They had like they were happy with my academic performance for the first time ever and I came back and I was like I know where I wanNA school go to school. Ithaca and my dad was like absolutely not suny like why can't go anywhere but suny and that's not the deal of the deal Jio was that you guys would pay for anything. He's like Thuc you sue. And he's immediately like frothing from the mouth in my face like doing a big confrontation about it which breath looking back now. It's clearly a money issue right. Yes so if he was just like. Hey man like we're still fucked up. I would have been like okay. Say No more more like say no more. We'll figure this out. I'll maybe I'll get money to go to Ethica or we'll go to Suny and I'll do. It weighed less grudgingly than you attacking me right for wanting running to fulfil an agreement that we had so he's like in my face and I'm a juice monkey at this point in my life so I'm of course nose to nose with this fucking animal and I'm like yeah. Let's fucking go do this. Let's fucking go and he thinking this would I guess intimidate me away through like a half ass uppercut towards my midsection section t one thousand locked in because I chopped down on his forearm. Time where I know I gave him a dead for like the dead forum would would actually hurt more than the punch. Yeah because I fucking slugged my fist hammer fisted right down on his forearm and then like an outfielder throwing third from right just crow hopped punched him right in the fucking face he stumbled backwards and then I ran out of the House didn't come back for three days ended up. Getting arrested did for drunk for underage drinking. Like at Villanova. Visiting my friends of which. WHO's now dead visiting my friends? And how is that connected. I guess you'RE GONNA explain. Yeah so I I literally I just left because I was scared. I punched my dad in the face. So I fucking left and I just drove to Villanova so I was like I. I don't know where to go. I'm just GONNA visit my friend in Philadelphia right so I just visited my friends had A. We had the Thursday night where I never drank at this point and I drank as if I had been training waiting for this moment so I had like unlimited amounts of drinks. I was smoking weed if I had been away at college as entire time. Had Crazy spins somebody put me to bed in and some girls like room bears. I woke up to four of them poking me like I was the audience. Stand by me. What are you doing there like? What are you you do like? I don't know man get out and I'm like okay so I walked downstairs and still the full party out and I'm like fucking hitting into everything I walk through the kitchen into into the back yard and I know I have to Puke N. P. so I pull my pants down like a four year old pissing like underwear pants down to my ankles and I start throwing up so I'm pissing throwing up at the same time hadn't seen my buddies who I was with this whole time. Some guy at the side of the House. It's dark out. He just goes. Hey Man and I look. And it's a big silhouette and I'm like Tim is at you and he's like yeah man. Come out front so I pulled up my underwear left my pants down and I like penguin England waddled over to this guy. By the time I was eighteen inches away I saw the badge and mother fucker. He yoked me up. Grabbed me out front STUCCO breathalyzer in my face and I get spots of the stuff. We're a member for the majority. This is all retold me from people in the House and then front. The COP said to everybody that I blew a point four. Wow and the only reason I know that which I don't believe because I think I'd be dead told people that I was legally blind. He killed the COP kept saying he's legally blind. He's legally blind outta whatever they put me in coughs because I didn't have anybody over twenty. All My buddies were also also underage. I didn't have anybody over twenty one that like could relieve them of May. So they're like we're gonNA take you to the drunk tank unless you can get somebody so I called my buddy. Tim and I was like hey man I gotta show you something. Didn't even tell them like what was happening. Just said I have to show you something in front of the House. Getting Pizza. He walked sees the cops and like like a full sociopath hands them his dead brother's ID and he's like twenty three and the cop goes yes. Sure gives him the gives him me Eh. As collateral says it's totally fine slaps me with a ticket that was six hundred seventy eight dollars and at the time in college. I didn't have a job playing basketball so I didn't even have time. I'm to work but so I'll get to that the next day Friday. I was having like the worst anxiety. Post drinking like wanting to kill myself level like I can't believe what happened last night so I'm struggling through the day I call the number on the back of the ticket because they said we're GonNa mail a second copy home and I just I was like. Hey you don't have to do that. Like I got copies totally filing domain at home and they're like okay and then Saturday double the things that I just felt even worse I that I drove home and as I was driving home or no when I got home. My mom was waiting with the ticket that they fed ex overnight. She's so when I called them to tell them not to send it they were like well. faulk this kid put it in Fedex and overnight out there. I'm sitting there like happen or foot. A Catholic fucking. Sonic if you took to wait for me. And I'm like Oh my God like what she's like six hundred seventy eight dollars. You don't even have a job job to fuck. You're an alcoholic. Now you're drinking blah blah blah. And I was like I do I have a job. I ran upstairs. I was playing poker at the time. And all these underground clubs. I grabbed ten thousand thousand cash that I had in my room right and I found out seven hundred. Go to change you fucking bitch on my mom because her and my dad are getting a divorce at the time we all the houses just a fucking mess. Everybody hates everybody right. And she's like what the fuck are you a drug dealer and Mike and I'm like all proud and noble and no poker player. That's worse look you're performing at all the performing whatever like is not worse. It's a skill. You obviously were pretty definitely putting myself in danger because some of the shady place. Oh no kidding yeah yeah it was not. It was not great addicted to playing cards arts for wealth. No it never got to that where I lost so much money that it became a problem it just became it ended up money. Meant something to me eventually. And I kind of tapered cough God. That's kind of how it. How did your dad though? So my she goes Kevin but what about Michael's by Bubba he comes overseas. The ten grand goes you can pay for school yourself and then walked back in the living room watching TV. And that's why you to genesee. Ever spoke about our fistfight ever. That was it I was at that. Did it feel weird punching your own dad though. It's the best feeling I've ever second second to welcoming my son into this. Yeah because that's the other thing we have in common. We both went to genesee. Oh but I am the school thing. Now I mean we're we're Kinda like tagging each other today in my family family so my parents especially my mom was really strict about school and Homework Did you work and you know she would rip adore off the wall. All of we did and just crazy ass shit. It was never like I dunno never matched what we were doing. Our reaction ever the hit us with the wooden spoon every once in a while I mean she wasn't a header for the most part is more emotional and yelling and screaming. I remember the day because I was in the kitchen where she raised. That would in the famous moment. It wasn't me it was my brother. Just grabbed her arm and she had a realize defeat hated hated hated to have to admit defeat and then she dropped his spoon and just dramatically walked out like that was it. Yeah that was never going to happen again..

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"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

Opie Radio

11:37 min | 2 years ago

"mike cannon" Discussed on Opie Radio

"I was like fourteen or fifteen. I had a job does bussing tables so it was always a few bucks to spend on my family as opposed to my mom. I'm buying things for my sisters my father from so I bought my dad All this golf stuff right. He was super into golf because any free time he had he wanted to be away from the family food. He was super into golf and I bought him like a scope to find out how far the fucking flag was away inside putter. Putting in whole and all this kind of like goofy almost tinker toy golf shit that is barely useful but fun gift for golf enthusiasts right so I they give it to him that morning. I'm all excited for him to open it. He immediately like can't use this like throw it over his shoulder can't use this throat over show. He's like yeah. Guess Look Luke puts it into the pocket throws four other than like whatever what's next. I'm like heartbroken. Of course my dad and classic fashion like knew what my mom wanted to put it out there for on a platter and he bought like the fucking b-minus version of that you know like classic Zack Morris Gold Jewellery that leaves a fucking fucking green ringer. Got That for her and of course she was like what the fuck. What's your problem? They got into a big fight which was completely par for over the course unintended family on holidays and I forget I think it was on the twenty six. It may have actually been Christmas Day but I'm pretty sure it was on the twenty six. They were having out out big fight in the middle of things and my dad in the most graceful move I've ever seen because he's big guy. Six to two eighty my entire life. Big Irish fucking me pause. You know all that stuff. He like almost ballet parried. Grab the tree from both the like three quarters up top and then right in the middle like he was tossing a man out of a bar and in one fell like literally like swept up grabbed. It twirled and like he had open. Open the screen door and fucking hurled it like Dj Jazzy. Jeff out of the fresh Prince House fully dress every single ornament on it. Every every fucking La La light everything still plugged in. I'm pretty sure so it probably like was hurled out and then yanked make sure everything's shattered just directly early on my driveway through the family. Christmas tree got so excited. Like my diet because I can relate to all this stuff because I I have a fucked up parent to talked about that over the years now who had like. who had an awkwardly go outside? It was me. This is the question that yeah now after that happens and he gets his big reaction then. It's awkward for him because he looks like an idiot no matter what he could almost like I aspire to have his level of. I don't give a fuck because I'm almost certain he's never felt moment of shame after something like that he just like went into the living room right and watch TV and put on a bing crosby record probably. It's just missed every lesson. It had to teach that bing crosby eh. Isn't he the greatest sound might and then it comes out. He beat the shit out of his kids. While you're recording all those lovely Christmas classic so who went outside and like how to How to get the tree back in and hope the neighbors didn't notice and then how many of the decorations were broke? It was it was for sure me because I don't know I had to Dustpan all of the broken ornaments we could save. I think the only ones saved. We're like the ones that I made as a kid looks like retarded kids play together macaroni Caroni ornaments. Yeah so I'm sure. My parents were thrilled. That those are the ones they made it but like every like first Christmas babies. I think a huge metaphor on your laptop your baby footprint broken broke in the shape of a heart. Couldn't be more perfect but I was out there with like a dust pan and we ended up. I'm almost we went that day. I remember with my mother and we went to the mall and bought Christmas ornaments as they were the most on sale they could possibly be all year the in like a kind of put our family back together moment my mom and my two sisters and me went with my dad somewhere and shopped for more ornaments. Oh my God that's such a great story. Why was he pissed again? I Dunno you had borderline personality disorder order completely because your gifts were very thoughtful. Yeah he just he was like and it's not about him. Oh it wasn't my gifts. He got into a fight with my mother about like the Gift Gift. He got her. Because this was like 'cause you appreciate it. An offer knows a long-standing tradition that like he would just get her the worst right like an every year she tried to make it a little bit easier for her by saying like. Just get me this. The item number. Like just get me this dude and you know he just wouldn't do it and instead think he was being creative and putting thought into what nationality he was like knocking into a jewelry. Stand tall doll no slot a lot. When do you get along with your dad? These days nive and talked to him. I haven't talked to him since my baby shower really. That was the last time we talked you on the podcast that was August. I think it was like right after my kid was born. Probably like two weeks. Maybe so we still hadn't still unspoken and he came into my special though. which is this is what extended the whole thing? Like I knew I knew I was getting into self sabotage mode. Yeah yeah because like right around when my special was coming up I mean to put together what not to do self sabotage to constantly on the way to get parts. I told my wife I go Mike Cannon. I've known you for years of only God the more I learn about my cannon. We have a lot in common college. Played basketball. That was a big sport that we were really into you. Even mentioned five Star basketball podcast. I'm like I went there and then we have a fucked up fucked up. Do you have to fucked up or my mom had her issues but she since completely made amends gone above and beyond to make up for it and she's a fantastic grandmother so it's awesome awesome. My Dad was more than call than than my mom was is a fucked up going back to Christmas. I didn't forget we'll go back to what you were saying there and I apologize. Oh no but I wanted to finish up the Christmas thing in my house. We had amazing. christmases dismisses I was one of the six seven eight sometimes nine kids depending on who was living with us at the time I had a fake sister that my my older sister brought they one day. Oh my God and was introduced us as your new sister Karen. That's that's Terry's best friend our sister but I guess Karen's father was getting remarried and the new wife said it's either her or me and the father says it's you holy Shit tells Karen to beat at fifteen or sixteen so we ran and then my parents introduced us to her as our new sister sister but anyway We had amazing Christmases even though there's so much turmoil trauma and stress in our house growing up great Christmases but the one thing that suck doc was my mom would go off and just like going to corner and cry every Christmas Shitty Christmases as a kid. I'm like Yo your dad is giving you at this point. Probably ten twelve fifteen really good Christmas. Yeah why with this mental illness. Can't you figure out that you had a bad childhood and bad Christmas but guess what you've had enough good christmases in a row. Maybe maybe that should sink into your stupid hat. But it's even weird for me personally. This year was such a great Christmas right. First Christmas with my kid it transcended every bad Christmas that I've ever had I have a I have my a family. Now that I can start the tradition with right act and I can get it right however through the great times a weird like I don't know if it was guilt or like PTSD NOT S. D.. Or something you can too. Maybe well I mean yeah. I've gone two years of therapy and like have have completely I you know. I've acknowledged all of this stuff. Continue to work through it but like a weird you know a flash a flash of something from us. We'll come up where it's like us just like it's like like a cold wash over where you just feel terrible for brief minute and you could sit in it or you could like or it could last a half a second but it still exists. It's still out there Russia's crazy yeah I get that too because my life is really good. I got a great family great wife but every once in a while get hit with like you just said and all of a sudden you get a bit wobbly and then you realize oh yeah. I don't live in that world anymore. Thank yeah no but you can carry it with you. Support for OPIE radio comes from Manscaping manscaping escaped on your ideal. You know we didn't have it on our podcast. My wife actually bought me one for Christmas for real. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Is it the most amazing thing. I mean it's protected. Did my balls at this point. It's fantastic I. It says it's the best men's below the belt grooming manscaping offers precision engineer tools for for the your family. Jewels like dislike. 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