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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

06:01 min | 9 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Off schedule. Allies paging recall newsom. You know i was thinking about this. Because i see people are in charge of airplane that god damn dumb wouldn't look at that and it was a microphone. I mean people's lives online here. Who's a chart ivan thing. Here's what i've been thinking about. So when anyone is a fan of the simpsons remembers most half kiss right so these fake names like harry seaward my crowning jewel in the crown of of my career. They all the old ones have. They live in some reality low so amanda hugging cats or i lean dover mirror some some version of that. We're now living in a time. Where people's first names are made up. interesting in the past you had yet to hear some rules like if you just saw a first name. That didn't make any sense. You know if it was felsch mckay hall. you'd go. what name is that. It's not a name you you had to take first name and then current sort of bleed it into a second you could make the second name look great but the first name had to live in some rain album will now. Everyone's got made up first name or half the people in my kids school. Just a fucking ridiculous. I name so the world is your oyster. Now you recall could be a name right there. That's where living Michael be happy to know that. When i was getting off the plane at l. I pulled the mass down under my and while while she's saying bide everyone. She gave me one more talk about pulling the mascot off the plane. He's off the plane. I'm behind him packing up. And i see him walk off and i walked off the plane. I hear one more time your mask on it. I mean this jurisdiction now lives outside the plane. Walk around her neighborhood. Her neighbor definitely. You're definitely analysts. Now though we gotta be on behalf of your seattle based crew that's all you need to know my god. That's all we had to hear all right. Mike god perfect weekend. It was did he bring was. He didn't bring the box cutter. Somebody asked him in the Was it was perfect. It was sold out every show. The audiences were great Everything was great. So thanks Mike thank you. We'll see you we'll see you on cat and catalina on catalina island this sunday adam corolla at the beach clubs six pm still available if you want to vote for labor day. Hi emma thanks. I'm i'm surprised at how many people either born and bred in so cal los angeles whatever or have been in so cal for fifteen. Twenty twenty-five never been to catalina eighteen years. It's an island. it's twenty six miles it. It ain't it. Ain't maui but i would say it's five eighths to three quarters of maui except for you can sleep in your bed that night or you don't have to buy a plane ticket like their snorkeling. It's an island is snorkeling catalina. Oh yeah you can rent a boat and go around it. It's it's a cool place. I've never been to catalina. I've never been hawaii. Yeah well you should rectify. But but i'm telling you you know again if you're not in the bahamas but it's it's an island and you can get there in an hour and a half on a boat and isn't it true that the wrigley's used to own it and that's why the cubs would do spring training and stuff there and whoever they sold it to like the state or whatever and they said we'll sell it to you as long as you keep like ninety five percent of it totally wild so there's like buffalo running around buffaloes are roaming there's no automobiles it's only golf carts. And there's lots of little bays and snorkeling and clear water fishing and restaurants. It's nice here's a question. I've always had do. They have schools can go to catalina high school. I don't know how many people live on their full time. But there are people. I think who just live on catalina island so call. It's it's interesting. I guess. There's gotta be a max bada what's a house. Cost on catalina. What's a catalina condo cost. i've been in my whole life. I've never heard of anyone with like a summer. House on catalina or live every it's got it's gotta be there is kind of like a retirement place. Well there's peop-. I don't know i don't i mean look at it this way. They have fulltime restaurants and bars and things. Those people have to live there right. So there's gotta be condos because if you own a nice restaurant and catalina. You have to go home at night and go to bed. Everything lena million is the average. It looks like it's like a million bucks for a decent condo. Cheaper ones probably inland. Yeah yeah so. I thought all right. Let me tell you about craig tool now. Anyone can easily create perfect strong pocket. Hold joints with the craig pocket hole jig five twenty pro the most versatile pocket whole gig out there worked with a wide variety of material. Great for all types of indoor and outdoor wood projects..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:18 min | 9 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"On for services you don't need to flight attendants in first class you'd use. It's just ridiculous so one just can go crazy. And that's all she does. Well there's us nut. I was thinking about the i was kinda thinking about the larger issue of the whole the time or always kind of try to stay the quick time. Are we living in. What's going on. Now and i thought about this in the first class experience because we're constantly talking about equity and first class and i was saying on the podcast. Everyone just marches right through first class goes to the head and takes shit and you know gio who works for the airline says. Oh yeah that's the thing. I mean it's it's it's a it's a thing. He talks first off. He talks to a lot of people ago. I wanna refund. I want one hundred bucks bat. Well i every time it goes. There's matt all time it's like. You wanna fly coach to minneapolis. It's one hundred and eighty nine dollars. You wanna fly first class. It's nine hundred twenty one dollars. You're paying a big fat chunk of change and know you get free drinks but you get to drink right for seven dollars or whatever a lot of it is. That's my bathroom. I get to use it. Whenever i one wait in line or whatever and if people are marching through and using it then a certain amount of people are going to go. I went seventy five bucks worth voucher. Whatever which is which is a thing but there's also again just hearing it from geo- there also appears to be a little a have having a half knots like let's or living in a perfect time for the guy's got a rolls royce. Throw a rocket as window. I'm gonna go shit up guys. Yeah they don't shut the curtain but here is the time. We're living in the stewardesses in first class. Do nothing to stop the proletariate the unwashed masses from marching from coach. In cheating up there too busy yelling at mike to put the mask on so just think about what that is like comply comply comply. What about the compliance of people in the main cabin who art. What about them. What if you police that with one tenth of the vigor your policing me and mike and our math where one is non-existent. So it's one hundred percent up. Mike in my ass about the fucking useless mass zero policing of people. Walking people are walking from coaching walking by her while she's yelling at mike and shitting up the head. That's the time we're living. And they don't like the optic telling those people you can't use this you didn't pay for airline would go viral all over tectonic. I can i. Can i try to make you feel a little bit better than ten second video. That is by the way happened at delta. I this had to be at lax. Otherwise it wouldn't make any sense but this video is going around and you know if if your name on the stand by list or whatever. The automatic computer will be like be bishop. Please come to the whatever. Well somebody did this. And hopefully it'll make you feel a little bit better.

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

01:53 min | 9 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"It makes doesn't mean spaghetti. It means like think of like the package you shake of grandch- mix spaghetti. Lexus seasoning by whatever. Right then one hand one of tomato sauce now now a lot of people do it to tomato based. That's not that's not the way to do it and then a bunch of tomatoes and mushrooms and they had onion in the green pepper. They had that one. Right and italian seasoning and then italian seasoning. Mac making apologies this point and then at the bottom a box of elbow macaroni noodles. And i'm like no no no no no cadillac badly. Do i hate to tell you. I am chris actually i just. I mean so that he did the same thing. So this came up on stage but or the green room whatever. I'm sad to say because i'm like what goulash. what is. I just googled goulash recipe. I don't know if we have the results. It is all this american. Franken stinian abomination. I if you google just a goulash recipe you're all you're going to see his elbow macaroni. Ground beens fucking hamburger helper taking over. I what it so you know me by got rules. Goulash is goulash. And then they go well. This is american. Good no it. Isn't it's fucking goulash. Slop that chef boyardee you to like pasta. Rug italian pas. That's a sloppy joe minus the bond right. Well i'm glad that you showed us the google results because i famous four. It howard loves the dog but minnesota mom my grandfather laws low gora. I don't know how you say that he's from budapest..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

08:17 min | 9 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"With gina grad on news and bald bryan on sound effects and now he's against mandates to put a mask on but four mandates to get it on adam karol. Yeah get it ought to get bigger a mandate to get it on for tune in for telling a friend who loved that about you right. Gina grant right and ball ryan. Thank you for being the shit. Our right back from minneapolis. We had some trials tribulations. It looked like a fun trip. It was a fun trip but as we were leaving the club and It's about twelve thirty at night. We'd done the late show. Late show ran a little late and hung out sign. Some autographs got a recipe for goulash. I will get into soon. We're leaving so we pack up the cases and the merge bags and all the stuff in the hopper the bingo hopper and now we're all piling out the front door club is empty. Streets are quiet a torrential downpour just just torrential now the club is we have a picture of it or footage of or something but now the club is less than a quarter mile away from the hotel where at but it. I mean it is really a three minute walk but it's raining so hard that we cannot walk it with the equipment we have because it's raining that hard so we take the world's shortest uber drive on record for the world's shortest overdrive this academy up. There was like the jerk going to the fence. Yeah we've got literally apologized to the person that picks up because they're literally taking us down one one one residential block brady much dropping off but it's thunder lightning. It's weather which is kind of nice when you're from la just some weather now. Just something's going on in the sky the managua than smog. So we now we have a. I believe max pat it's eight. Am straight up flight. Yeah aimed apart. Airport not in the neighborhood. Airports half hour drive plus and so we already know or meeting in the lobby. Because we're gonna be wheels up at six thirty. Am it's twelve thirty in the am and we're staying front waiting for an uber. So it's not going to be big night's sleep but we get the pile into the uber. N- strives us up the street drops us off and then when we get to the hotel everyone is piled out out into the street but now it's pouring rain so they're just sort of pile out onto the front stoop coming. Yeah and as we go into the building Fire alarm is going off. And i mean it's got some decibels happening. It ain't your grandpa's fire alarm. It is louder got it. Yeah you can turn it up. That's tough noise okay. Okay yeah max. Practice wet and that it's not a real. It's a solid. Unbroken high pitched shrimp and this and by the way i had to wear earplugs. This is insane. Everyone just covers. They went outside in the rain just so they didn't have to hear this employ. We'll turn it sorry. Turn it up normal volume because it fuck of a lot louder than what we were. Just listening to right. Yeah that's what. I tell my dog's going crazy right now. And everybody's just filed out into lobbying. They're all standing there and they're good pod pajamas and while you wasn't going through and it was in every room it was in every orifice of this hotel. This is my this. Is my hotel stairs just to get some beers cause saving the bears right and this is i ever. That's why everyone's outside because this is what your room with flashing lights and just right so experience through i just. I ended up just opening the doors because they closed automatically to block the elevator. But i just opened one up to my room. Just laid on the bad. Like i had tonight and i was just trying Obviously we're getting up at six. Am it's one. I just did four shows this is. I'm done nothing can stop you for what what triggered alarm well. I obviously didn't find out. Tell tell the following day but from fire axa pat found out. Yeah so hotel had a lot of college kids and they wanted to smoke some weed and they thought well we can't smoke in our rooms because alarm will go off so they all went to the hallway to do it. Well i will also say. There's cleaning deposit to smoking in your room now so i think a lot of guys that are smoking the weed or the cigarettes now. You're smoking a cigarette. It's kind of a weird thing because if your smoke a cigarette you step outside like you gotta go out front. You gotta go stand by the pool and you got a cop that smoke for some reason we. We don't have the same relationship with weed. Smoke but smoke is smoke to a smoke detector. So these guys went in the hall to talk out proudly covered because it was raining so hard and but they still. I'm sorry go outside. Walk down half a block. Stand under a stoop and get high but they did it in the hall. The alarm went off and a little metaphor for our society which is three dudes fucked. Everyone's shit up royally like one. O'clock of many people were awoken and got up and has a sweatpants and stand out in the lobby. And one of those geniuses couldn't have brought a toilet paper roll and piece of fabric softener. And none of this would have happened really of how that work you just take a piece of fabric softener square dryer sheet. And you take that or put a rubber band around one end of a toilet paper. Roll slow into that traps in the smell and everything smells april fresh. There you go guys. Wow doing that for twenty years really is restricted by the guy pushing his dick threats. It is we didn't have ray at our parties. Yeah all right. Well now we know. Is that in your repertoire. I've never used that stand out in the rain and get high all right so that was that so. That was tough. Sledding specially meeting down in the lobby at six thirty the next morning then There was The bigger front. Which was the goulash recipe. We alone tip for the show. I was handed by a fan a goulash recipe. That was his grandmother's goulash recipe. Gotta be perfect. So i have my grandfather's recipe so I thought i thought all right. So i do to flee sat in the green room and thought. What is this goulash recipe. How does it compare to laszlo gore recipe joy at the bottom any ingredients the same as you remember an anya and the first thing i saw was one pound of hamburger now good no not done done with cubes of beef all right then. I looked under that. It says one package of dry spaghetti mix and i was like you have to use no cattle or no kelly after us the the dumplings. If you're gonna do that's not what spaghetti mix is and oh it is what up. We figured it out. It makes doesn't mean spaghetti. It means like think of like the package you shake of grandch- mix spaghetti. 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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:05 min | 10 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"It's a layer of cool whip and it's layer of jello in the mole. I bet you anything down. It's a double down his cream cheese and cool will. Why aren't you know your kids are white theft going for it. I will take a photo. Mike and i will send send it. Please face planted right in it. I can't wait what the mole fish is a something exciting the shape. It's just your standard rectangle. No fish no snow but cake style. It's just flat where we call that jello jello jello yellow. He's gonna die. So you think minnesota mom you think granola for people drive sports cars and stay out late. Exactly that's for people in the high fast paced world of st paul. That's not where we are. That's where people who wear lipstick on their lips and they don't they have a pleasure interior. Not the nice velvet that. I used to I get it. Yeah the the the kids in the fast lane fast lane. Yeah Cashier coleen. Thanks mike thanks. Everybody have a great weekend. Yeah mike oddly interesting is gonna. Where's this mike been. He's oddly interesting. Been around one seen this done that. And has a good recollection of everything. Knows knows where it's all at. Yeah now. I have to figure out where i did that. Whole jello ref. yeah. I'm looking must've been the But you guys heard a perfect. Mike answer with is i just said. Did i do it in the podcasts. Or i do it in the standup show. Because we do the unprepared at the end of the stand up show i mean he said it was in unprepared. Not wrong not wrong. Still add zero clarity into to my question all right. Well i'm thinking it was from the stand. I i'm thinking is from the stand up. Maybe even the late show on on saturday. We'll play it if it were all right. We'll see if we can find the jello raff I let me tell you about our friends. At scott's cheap flights dot com scott's cheap flights travel the world and never pay full price again people pay for flights prices. Go up. They go down by hundreds of dollars even in the same day so you could pay a different price than the person next to you on the exact same flight. They combine technology with a team of flight. Experts to monitor thousands of routes on major airlines all day every day when prices drop they send members and email and they sent him an alert. So they'll never miss an amazing deal like the europe.

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:24 min | 10 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Bar. I told you bars are very very popular in that part of the country. I've never made very there. They're a little exotic for my for my constitution for my stomach. But i am so proud of you for eat now. Bar i lemon bar. I liked to make mine with my howard. Likes them with the special k so minor real simple. I just use special k and k rose syrup and you just get real liberal with that. We're not real liberal about most things but k. Rose syrup and molasses we are very very liberal on when it comes to the bars through lemon bars with special k. I'll do lemon bar in the summer when they're in season but i don't i'm not highfalutin. I don't do out-of-season fruit. I don't go to those big grocery store chains. Of course there eighty miles away. You ever hear a cereal called cascio. Lean excuse me now. Cashier lean goal. Lean go lay yolene. Please don't take my man dali parton song. It's a cereal. It's like a high fiber. No we have the special k. We have the cornflakes. And when you're feeling like you wanna be adventurous you grape. That's hold on and put them in the microwave. Warm up really sticks to your ribs when you're up here in the cold so no you don't you. Don't do granola right well. Granola is for. That's a little more of a west coast thing that's for people who are very fancy. They liked lights. They liked the the fast paced nightlife. That's not for us. We choose the cornflakes. We liked that k. Row and i gotta try a blueberry all. Make our try the blueberry bar and he'll tell me if there are any good go mike jello. Mold wait making fun of jello mold on this show or making fun of making fun of last week and i it was coming out me the but i didn't know doing it in a standup show or doing it. On the podcast came up. There's an unprepared thing. It wasn't carolina unprepared. He says no i do. I'm reading. prepare them both shows that wouldn't admitted to the podcast. Own dismissed. I'm still. I'm still asking the same question mike. Which is that. I do it in the podcast. There did i stand up. Show okay but thanks for narrowing it down shows does your does whoever does your jello mold. They put in Like walnuts or pecans so they're sorta suspended in air in the elommal with sour cream. What's the what is the raspberry jello suspended in anyone. Anyone you're asking Folks in the room with you. I bet you it's nuts and sour communist stats very. That's a little goya shepherd that's much better. I would much rather have that. Will cross lake pretzel likely crush it up. Just busted up pretzel long and then you must do instead of sour must do cool whip. It's a layer of trust me. It's a layer of pretzel. It's a layer of cool whip and it's layer of jello in the mole. I bet you anything down. It's a double down his cream cheese and cool will. Why aren't you know your kids are white theft going for it..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

08:33 min | 10 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Mike august. Yeah low from chicago. That's right scout more talent. You're on what are you doing over there might or actually out in western chicago out in the quad cities. Area took my kids back to see their grandparents. So we're seeing all the sites out here in the western farmland. Well maybe this dovetails nicely because chicago. Second city right. But we're corral and Colbert were their second city guys. That's right they were second city instructors way back in the nineties. They were long-term instructors. I mean those guys you know. Come in colbert come in and was at north western state and career okay then from the east coast and they were you know performance but they made their living as instructors at second city. Yeah we we got that article. I got that article i think. Jimmy sal or daniel sent it on that email chain vehicle. Something praiseworthy that they send out. I've never usually up spinning on its axis. The the line's always rape. Can you fucking believe mike. Whatever i mean that's also live on jimmy. They love it but there was praise for my after being praised in are we read that the peace already. We wanted to sort of go back. So how did you discover those guys. Well you know it's funny because we were you. And i were talking. We were in north carolina right a couple of weeks ago last week. Talking about david sedaris right who you weren't super familiar with but i know everybody else's from always great books so david sedaris and his sister. Amy sedaris came to new york in the early nineties. With a guy named steve. Kobe and they started putting on these crazy. Little shows in the just the lowest of the lowest of east end in new york city. They david would write these crazy. Plays like one woman shoe or stitches and would feature amy. My favorite one was amy. Sedaris is like a sitcom character like roseanne character but she had a horrible waterskiing accident or face went right into the top of the boat and her face. she didn't play. Her face is completely stitched. Up like a volleyball and then like kobe. Aarp later male nurse and it was just. I mean it was crazy funny and the people come down a ceiling. You'd go down to see these shows. Fifty people in the crowd and one of them would be madonna. You know And so we just just got baby doll to come down a couple of other people from the agency said. We've got to work with these people. I mean they're just so talented there. So goddamn funny we gotta find something to do. So we just started representing them and we. We made a deal for them at comedy. Central for show they made Called exit thirty seven at the time. and yeah they. They were the core group of exit fifty seven now maybe accidentally witness them on stage because my recollections of baby is either smoking in a parking lot during the show or sleeping in the theater derive show may king of sleeping. He may have missed the phone. Call him baby because he falls asleep. He's a king of falling asleep but he was young enough at that time that he could make it through a show. That started like nine your home so you get eight now you get coburg at this point or do you get carell or both of them. We got called bear and then corral is still in in chicago but then corrals wife got cast in a saturday night live and so he moved with his wife to jersey and so he was just hanging out right and so i met corral through colbert because they were just telling us. Oh yeah he's really funny. I really haven't seen him work but his reputation as being really super funny guy was kind of ahead of them. So i got colbert. Onto the daily show. He'd been doing bits on good morning america and they love those bits and so they just hired him and then mallon smithburg proves it got anybody else i said. You gotta take a look. Steve carell you know. He's he's really talented guy. And so they said well that's audition. Let's let's come up with something. So he came up with this audition. I said steve. You gotta play like a corresponding. You're like a tv news guy even though you go out and goof on stuff so. He goes onto a hill until bank overlooking the hudson river on in jersey right. They put the camera on him. And he's got his his lines as copies gotta read he starts rolling downhill just rolling. But he's saying the copy perfectly as if he's standing still it was most god hilarious that you've ever seen because straight interpretation a copy while guys we down thirty yards alabama hill and so they saw that that tape and they hired him immediately. And who's funnier when you think of like comedic actors of our time who's funnier than like will ferrell. And steve corral like the height of that. Steve carell doesn't even really get his do just because he's so good. I mean he's so into it that you don't really see what he's doing one hundred percent right. And he is his somehow an underrated. Great actor vedic actor a great on fox catcher spectacular. Yeah i was shocked shocked. When i saw foxcatcher i like. I didn't realize he had those kind of levels. You know. 'cause he really is an actor. Who can do comedy as opposed to kind of comedic actor. You know you really is an oscar. Worthy type of actor was super talented guy. Nicest guy on the planet kind of a stupid love. Yeah yeah and do you guys have by. When did you guys part ways baby. And i made that gigantically. Smart move to. Leave william morris and go work for michael today. Mg and at that point we lost every client. We had everybody. We worked with have management in place and none of them wanted to play ball at the new place. We went to so you know we spent a year. We spent ten years building at the best comedy business in the business. Everybody from ray. Romano john stewart to kevin james steve go bears. Steve corral david del and we go to this company within one year year. And a half. Jimmy kimmel adam corolla. We lose them. All everybody's no longer working with us because they're management doesn't wanna work with this new company whereas we literally ended the whole guy damn thing you remember that mike ovitz roast show. Wow it i was aster. It was in hollywood. I don't remember all party. mike. Ovitz the great mike. Ovitz the uber agent built c. A and then left the a and went to disney was president of disney for ten seconds until he got kind of shuffled out by by the the stockholders comes out of disney and like two thousand one and says i'm gonna create the next new great production company management company talent based starts hiring all the best people so baby don. I get hired. I mean we literally. You're pulled out of william morris. Go work for this company and nobody wanted to see over. It succeed made so many enemies. We didn't realize that so you know while we were there. We had to do a christmas party. So we bring jimmy and ataman to christmas party to judge the talent show and the talent show is just that every department has to put on their own little skit and we did where the commerce department. So we did this. Skit making fun of mike ovitz. Which was the stupidest thing we had no idea. That guy was at a tissue thin ego. He wrote this whole parody song and jimi you'll gave us some lyrics and it was just i mean. He was so offended that literally. He couldn't get rid of us quicken. Our thing just came to an end three months after christmas it was all over the was excruciatingly uncomfortable thing in the room because it was so bad it was great though right like over vents. Yeah didn't have a great sense of humor about himself. Probably hadn't had anyone say anything in about thirty five years and it was like the guy who did your softball league. Just goofed on let alone in front of an audience of his own company you know..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

06:11 min | 10 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"You could tell if it was parked at the restaurant parked in front of the theater at the parking lot. Like always here for friday night. Football she kurtz cars out there and there's no research whatsoever to help tilt my head but we're there just felt like there were more cars back in the day like you driving a saturn or geo or dotson offer rich and pontiac nowadays. There's less car fewer cars. I think there's more cars now but the less cars maybe but less cars but you would do shit to them. Okay like i stink my buddy jeff. Katz who died recently had a or mounted to the roof of his car. Like i don't know unmistakable. You knew jackass. I pull out of it high parking lot. You know cats is here you can see the or speaking up in the air and he just thought it was thought it was funny but ooh i found i think of i think i got my next a coffee table book. Which is the cars that were clearly given to the high school or by the grandparent. You stop drive. I was just thinking about my friend. John wayne chapman had. I'll say it wasn't chevallier was beat up. It was like an old one of those big boat cars. that's it. you always knew who is at the party. When you pulled up 'cause i go that and so's carlson my best friend at the time and instill given by her grandparents. They're old cutlass. Supreme which was white and like maroon like i'm felt velvety. So if you like the ladies i guess the answer is just that the white accord vanity plate. Because you're essentially it's you leaving your calling card outside of wherever you are back. Correct busted adventures in babysitting so cool. Oh the personalized license until they was on a date with another girl. That's right where it was bradley. Whitford wasn't it. Was he the boyfriend and that. I haven't seen it in thirty five years but also so cool. Sorry now does matter. Doesn't matter i was gonna say that's all i can think of. I have no idea what i was going to say. All right well. I don't know if i shared this with you guys but on happy son news. We're kind of bockel with clear and sunny being fifteen and being turned away denver and baba blah. Then i told you guys. Next time we use clear that in ask any ages or any anything but At some point. We're passing out of anchorage or something. We're passing through again and sunny. I think just volunteered his age passing through and i was i i was gonna start coaching them up the lie about his age. Where there's a little bit tall and there's a math you have to do but he not only Lied about the age but then shout out the birthday to which he'd corrected. We've done the math prepared for him. I know he just needs to know assign. He'll be done that a boy. I'll tell you something. I used to used to my my bullshit detector. People lie about their age at love. Line when i screen calls back on. How old are you like. Yeah well you're you're. You're bored. Because i was doing the math one sack fucking storeowners call in late at night. It's always funny. How liars are one basic. Move away from being caught by simply doing the math. I mean the kid who was calling was fourteen. He said he was twenty. Four could have easily just tacked a decade on his removed the decade from his date of birth too much work for the life. The late nights doughnut mate. Now i gotta tell my one of my favorite simpsons jokes which is over. Goes to the post office to get a package as though he's mr burns. Hello mr burns. Relieve your tickets for me and the guy goes. Okay mr bruce. What's your first name. I don't know right. Genus got semaj. Wanted to share with us cinnamon embarrassment of riches. Lately we've got a transgender op. Ed piece from the la times. That i think it'll be interesting. Mike august is calling in because there was a piece on twenty five years of the daily show. Yes yes yesterday. The new york times published an article twenty five years of the daily show. And they're talking to the creator's let me get the article here. Sorry they're talking to creators. Liz winstead and madeline smith burgers asking about how the daily show came about and like. How'd you get john stewart. How'd you get stephen colbert. And then somebody asked. How did you get steve carell. And and smithburg said that. She called off mike august. Who said and mike. Well they're like we need another colbert type and mike august response. I got a guy for you. He's actually steve's stephen colbert's writing partner and he's hilarious. Let's do it. And that's how steve carell got into the daily show. I always talking about you. You fuck as always forget how impressed. I'm supposed to be with august ice freezer minders easy. Forget he was there. I think he read both those guys. back in the day was was all part of that scene back when nobody knew who any of these people were he was. He was there and didn't didn't stephen colbert. Stephen corral have the even steven steven it was so fucking johnny. Yeah and he has. The mike is the one. That brought steve krill. Out to your it. Mike would go to second see chicago and just try to wrangle talent. He saw steve carell. And said you gotta come to new york hand. Look at him. Yeah so he'll tell the story it's great. Yeah and he was just telling us a story with the not sedated as but sedaris writers who wrote the plays and then those guys would act in their plays and he go to those plays and it was just the whole was part of a david..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

08:32 min | 10 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"The war with gina grad on news involved on soundtracks the now proud woman celebrating his body. Adam corolla get it on got to get an on choice mckenna mandates. Get it on them and should tell the friend to saw the numbers and they went up so thanks for sharing the show. Appreciate that right gina. Grads right brin dawson's running a little late today because he may have just woken up awesome. But here's the call them i. He was clearly not aware that the show was three minutes from starting. I don't know if he woke up he answered the phone. Like what's up dude. I said adams in his seat waiting to go and he went. Oh fuck and then. He's basically hunter start without me and then he hung up. I'm having i'm having royal. Caribbean cruise flashbacks. It is early afternoon. To be fair to dawson. He's a good twelve minutes from here. Pretty close yeah. I think he probably needs to You'd have to hit the road moments before one all right so Gina grad bachelorette party. That's where you were. Last week. I was i was yes. I was given the all clear a little early before. This became a full group. Show this weekend's thank you very much for bearing with me it was. It was amazing Do you ever have you ever heard of the palm of valley palm palma now near san diego. We stayed in a house that we have some pictures. John delorean's former compound really. Yeah the creator of the delorean. There's another slowest heaviest crappy. Coolest car went back in time. God damnit this yeah. This house was phenomenal. Five bedrooms is kind of this. Big sprawling sort of compound on this This beautiful land in the world is okay. This is a place called palma valley. That i've never heard of near julian like you're gonna have to even house sandy county shit and this everything. You're farther down everything you're seeing. This is an entire like gated city. Like this shangri la crazy city. That's all like one way in one way. I don't know how they do wildfires but it is beautiful like you you go in through the gate. You have to give them your name. There's like giant golf courses. It looks like heaven. So there were eleven ten spanish compound slash vineyard. Even if it's not if that's what. It looks kind of vineyard country. Although brian would disagree do you. Do you just rent that boys out for the weekend. we did. Yeah airbnb and is this beautiful poll and the girls just filled the pool with rafts and life size like an actual size floating golf cart. Just who doesn't want one and just all these two rules and it's funny. What we shot pool. I think china an amazon has made us all into ugly americans. Because when i was a kid your pool offerings were very limited. Hope there was ziphii board. Now the stuff you could play pool weird. Blue skim boy called the zippy board. Which would somehow fill up with water every every forty minutes to hold up. And i'm not sure why it had the squeezed knows in the front. Anyway you had the ziphii board. You had this weird foam or that you could strap on like a seatbelt and essentially wouldn't stop a three year old from drowning but it'd be easier for the paramedic to gaffe on like you could hook them. Does this easier. And that was even a new invention because it was just the arm floaty. That always deflated on. The child had the water wings. They had that weird styrofoam orb and the head. The ziphii board those were that those are the only items permitted in the pool now. They have the huge slice of pizzas. Have now in the mingo. We'd never caught up with a detachable a cat and i think i think doing this to annoy the terrorists this only because a picture view floating in a bottle of floating in a giant pool of water. That's clean sustainable and drinkable. But we seesaw. And now you're floating on a giant piece of food. They'll never see pizza. You're absolutely you them with every this was after we had cleared out the floats because there was no real estate to float with all the shit they threw in there. And i have a better picture of the golf cart. It has a full like surrey with the fringe on top for the fair girls. That being the sun too long of vulgar. it's ugly. it's an ugly americans. Ugly it is a. It is a beautiful blonde floating in a golf cart. Inflatable golf carts. You simple of luxury on lands. And now i must float career. Yes right thank you. That's true so it's very funny. That bryan and gary go like strippers penis draws because the one knows projecting the one rule i had was no stripper. Subpoena straws specifically stripper to roll. Thank you strippers. Make me sad. I know we're supposed to be having a good time. But then five minutes into a guy stripping for women. Everyone's pretending they're having a good time and then you can one time. We had to tell literally when my friends went out and was like scott. Get out of here. Scouts room might as well. She's a very minnesota and the male surfer was call. Leave like when his dad got paid and he just wanted to hang like because there was a pretty girls there from what i've dangle gathered from the internet. The you guys send a mixed message. We're not these guys aren't sure they. There's this giant for higher or getting a blowjob. They don't know what the rules are high. Get at this survey. There's a okay so with female strippers showing up to a bachelor party. There's a set of rules right now. Touching and but the real. The rules are presided over by the female strippers. Also if in fact they would like to go to the master bedroom with the bachelor or whatever they may got it. That's a that's their their call. You're the sheriff right. They they are in charge of those rule. Right it's kind of interesting that when a male comes to perform at a female bachelorette party the customer are now making the rules again. It's the females to make the rules. Even when the females are the paying customers. They could decide whether the guy hangs and parties with them or if they go off to a room or how much catching goes on because dudes especially male. Strippers are pretty lawless group scruples and morals. So i think as a as a when when the woman shows up to the bachelor party than the guys are kind of kicked the tires. I wanna hear you went to hartselle. Yeah that kind of thing but when the mail shows up. I don't think he knows when to leave. Or what the what the deal when she starts yelling scott on the porch of room. Yes just just not my thing. I got all that at home now. I don't not into it. So i said please piece. I don't want that basic bitch shit. No fence if anyone else into it. It's not my thing so didn't do that. And you know just kept it a close jason. If you find most surgery we got you covered lowered. I know this is going. Do computer will tell us when it's time so you can scroll through whatever we got so yeah look at the pictures having a great time. That's the view from my room. They made troop beverly hills. But it was true. Gina grad very all over the place and.

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

09:35 min | 11 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Hers. Election made possible possibly an update to qualifying requirements in may forty three years. Old the oldest lifter at the games. had competed in men's weightlifting competition before transitioning in two thousand thirteen hubbard has been eligible to compete since two thousand fifteen when the international olympic committee issued these guidelines. Now here the guidelines. Because this is this is kind of the thing i think. Everybody wants to know no-balls and allowing any transgender athlete to compete as a woman provided their testosterone levels are below ten monopolies whatever that is per leader for at least twelve months before their first competition but some scientists say the guidelines do little to mitigate the biological advantage of those who have already gone through puberty as males. Well first off. Anyone who's interested in transgendered sports should definitely tell this gal to pull a hammy walking up to the dead left station because this gal is going to win. Gold shore door everyone else and this is going to ignite this push back. Because then you're gonna lose a lot of fans because the women who are women's advocates are going to go. The chick who got the silver should have got the goal than the one that never made. The podium should have got the bronze and it's going to cause an entire kerfuffle. This is interesting. because essentially. what you're saying is if laurel hubbard. This woman loses then that then everybody wins because now we're like okay. No it doesn't mean you're a shoe in just because you have answered the the argument is simply you have an advantage over. The ladies and laurel did not undergo. This is a sophomore in high school. Sorry we a picture. Laurel hubbard laurel underwent this after competing as a male and i think may have smashed a record or two by now so it's a large woman. There seems to have a pretty good build. Honor did she i. Hey max patta i think. She competed in a wasn't new zealand. But it was one of the tasmanian. She competed in a competition. I think they represent the record or or bumped off the current record holder new zealand or something like that so i i think she's going to win. This is so interesting though. Like you like the more. I think about what you said. You pull a hammy if she does not take gold then in a way. That is a huge step forward for the trans athlete community. Well the only argument is they have an advantage over the females. And and a like. We've talked about the thought experiment. Is you go. You're anti trans but no one has anti female transitioning to mail than competing with males. So you're not anti that. You're anti advantage unlevel field so you say why. Would anyone be penalized for smoking weed before a game. Yeah i realized if there's no competitive advantage than most most people cool at so if she goes in and wins the gold. And i think that's the assumption cause weight lifting and chris can look into it. I looked into that deep. It's not the same as basketball or football and that as a dead lift or you have your dead left. you're dead. Lift best is four hundred and twenty seven pounds. That's it we can also figure out what was good enough for gold than the last olympic season. And if it's under four twenty-seven then we can assume you're going to. You're going to be able to lift your way to a championship. So somebody needs to get hold of her and say go up there. Try to lift for twenty seven and don't make it and then everyone point to her and go. There is no competitive advantage. Once you did you go in there and crush the competition. You're gonna ruin it for everybody transitioning. Who wants to be an olympic athlete. Because they're only gonna point at this example and go you see god great movie. I'm surprised there's a rule like once competed as a full in the blank. You can't then compete as a fill in the black. Why well because you already established that you are a male slash female. Whatever you're lifter. So then why should you compete in other pool day. She's set the junior record in one thousand nine hundred ninety eight in new zealand before transition did caitlyn jenner ever exhibition race after transitioning dune heels place. I think this this is a tougher one to argue because the direction. Yeah because the real argument is always well. When i was fourteen. I already started the transition and i never grew into my mail weightlifting body. That's what some scientists are saying that even if you keep your testosterone below the ten nominees per liter whatever that is puberty male puberty is a big advantage. And you can't unring that bell male puberty as is a guy who grew up shoehorn between chris and ray who's male puberty just one off the chart to humid Glob i mean feet all the sudden there's veins in everyone's arms and six pack cabs and ask kicking and huge strength advantages. That i did not realize right. I mean we just boom. It just goes. I'm thinking now of you. Talking about the older men get the more chill they are because they don't have that testosterone so we can see that some you know huge bruiser in high school or whatever is super mellow now and in a way. That pertains to this right. I guess did she. I'm just curious. She compete as a woman and set any records or do or maybe you can find out what her best clean and jerk is or dead left or something and you're our as far as i mean. She's won gold medals in at the pacific games in two thousand nine hundred and ninety eight straight at the twenty twenty world. Cup in rome. Boswell i i am seeing like this. This fitness articles saying that like the difference between men and women are very there really. Aren't that much difference. As far as weightlifting goes except when might just might be a little less susceptible to injury and other than that i would imagine record. The men brokers are much higher than women. Drunkards not according to max pat. He's there's got to be clean and jerk like vastly vastly alexia or whatever from russia that guy clean and jerk like five hundred and fifty past open to being proven wrong with that. Just doesn't pass the sniff test. Yeah check every done was very. I cannot believe that that's true. I- i- although women get real big and you know the can an average woman can lift. Station wagon offer toddler. True if need be maybe just a new kid being crushed right kid under those barbells. We'll look into it but it's a can't what had vastly alexia put up well as looking for that interest of being fair it's crazy. That wouldn't the testosterone standards beat biased again. Now by eliminate women are just naturally had higher testosterone. I guess maybe maybe couldn't be that high without sort of supplemental testosterone anyway. We'll go back. I ve vastly career bests for the clean and jerk. Five hundred sixty four pounds off my five fifty over his head. He put that over his head. The clean and jerk is over his head that's nineteen seventy-two vastly probably choosing seventy seven seventy seven. Hardly juiston as well. Yeah and then the clean impressed five hundred twenty one pounds their deadline. What what is what is the. What is the female deadliest. What is the record for the female clean and jerk. that's mine. brian's point is a can't be five sixty and he still has the record. I guess that's impressive. I'd be shocked rushing guy. maybe. I saw them in the seventy two olympics. And maybe he set the record and seventy seven but do you remember that guy. No big wide world of sports guy. Big big barreled guns. They're just crazy. Russian guy just a bare bare just a giant bear. Five hundred and fifty over your fucking five sixty over your head. Sorry all right. Go ahead jeanne. All right in other. Sports news raiders. Defensive end carl nessie. Nassib has become the first openly gay active. Nfl player after coming out in an instagram video posted on june twenty-first and he did. It seems that he did set this date for a certain reason. At least the month of the air let him take it from here. Here's the video he posted on instagram. What's all people karl. Massive my house here in west chester pennsylvania..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:03 min | 11 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"With the box cutter. He gave us the cake trash. They sectioned it off beside had a box cutter. They'd cut the whole thing. But here's what. I've realized it was a it was an unmitigated disaster. Getting the cake slices out in one piece. Nobody got the top layer. All people have to take down with dance. That's why people don't collapse the walls of the box you have to you have to. So we're meant to look at their menu but people start digging in and they started eating the cake inside of the box animals cannot get. We couldn't get one reg underneath slice out of their come at a ninety degrees. Yeah but mike was still able to eat two and a half. Since i just heard run handful the time because we never open the box. The moral of the story. If you're not gonna eat the cake out gay key walk there. If you if you are gonna eat the cake you gotta take it out of the box or collapse collapsed. The walls of the box. None of us thought to do it. Everyone just ate it out of the box. I first piece. You have no chance got a piece out. Nobody got a whole piece out but that was excellent unbelievable like lemon yellow buttercream frosting with a really moist. Yellow cake inside. It was so it was it was. It doesn't mean ice cream. It was some ways you know it was just one of these lilly. One of the best case you'll ever have in your life. You gotta guys cake won't if you won't see why it's so good it's a coveted all right thank you are hilarious. Onslaught of tsa twenty minutes of the show. I are way into the airport through. Tsa and it had to fight our way to stay on. The plane dropped albuquerque. Mike once again. Thanks for your candor. Yes all right. All right Let's see i can. Actually i know that was a crazy connection. I was talking to my before. The show. And i couldn't hear it. God damn word he was saying. I guess the scam is over. Tammy yes when. I called him. I couldn't hear him at all. I'm like mike he's like okay. I got it on his roof game player. I will tell you guys about tommy john. This summer showed up the sun. Not your sweat tommy. John cool cotton fabric two to three times cooler than regular cotton. Get a pair brand new pair. Tommy john underwear. Let your buns breathe. Everyone dozens of comfort comfort innovations like breathable lightweight moisture wyking fabric with four times a stretch of competing brands. Once you try. Tommy john underwear. You're never going back. I'm wearing mine right now. Especially during the summer especially. If you're out walking the dog or working out or jogging got to have the tommy john. That don't have customers. They have fanatics. It's the best pair you'll ever wear or its free..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

02:55 min | 11 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"And have you been traveling with it. Since no remember that time we were in burbank of all places we go to south west on the burbank side of the airport. Every time never problem the one time we flew like which is the other portal burbank. Airport that one time and tsa. It got flagged after five years travel. But and i'm like well. I guess the scam is over. You never replied. I thought you replaced it. No 'cause it was like what's the use. Now i wound rules are may change the sensitivity or they changed it. You know at the time you to return at the time. Victorian said you were going to return box-cutter but probably did why bother okay all right. Well i bought. So how could you ever get the packages open now. Yeah now at work. I use my take us keys. I will say this. Speaking of mike we and a hero we had. We had a bride. I don't know why you're doing victory laps. I said he's doing some his nose at at the tsa but he did travel with it. Initially as a as a functional is a functional tool in bear to fuck with esn put it in there for its use and then i would constantly remark. How come on getting flagged when they flag eighteen different things eighteen different times. Why is very tool that. The terrorists used on nine eleven to take over the jets. Nice why it took five years. This is why in the law. There's a difference between murder one and manslaughter right. This is a manslaughter case. All right speaking of that. We had a cake delivered. You ever get a picture. That mex spanta. Oh you did. Oh we colorado the gay cake we a gay. We got the the Masterpiece cake baker over there Heard me talking about him in the first. Show this the cake mick friday. This is the cake they're all the litigation very cake guy right. He was he delivered. Kkk sent a cake back. Okay but i have an observation. The cake was wonderful was a lemon custard. Ooh lemon custard cake. My life lemon cake gina's k. Was so good. You take one go. I realized why the gay people sued him off. We denied this cake. That's drew it was awesome. Anti gay cake. This anti-gay okay. So but here's what. I've realized it's a problem with cake cake. Oh baby baseman on it. Thanks as me but august.

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

07:52 min | 11 months ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"You must rock the mask once you get through it you do. Not i think. Most i say most i mean everyone but mike and took the mask off since we went through security but the burbank airport different than the denver airport. The denver airport was wear masks. And you keep it on throughout the entire achieve your trip inside this airport that burbank airport now. Chris can look it up but we were told. You just have to put it on when you go through security. So that's my ask you though. Everyone in line is clustered. Together is well. it's it's retarded theater let's fuck and call it what it is security theater. But i don't know if you've noticed around here. That are mass i should. I should say same. Security line. Where mike august. We always always go through. Southwest we go to that terminal this united side. That's the side were. Mike's uninterrupted nine. Year run of carrying a box cutter interrupted after after traveling with the same box cutter. Is there a plot. Memorialize should be at the same weapon used by the nine eleven terrorist. Mike traveled with a box cutter for almost probably eight or nine years after nine eleven and finally got snagged going through that security mike being the american that he is promptly bought a new boxcar. Throw it back into his bag. Once we went through the and it's now travel that way the theater. How many boxes the opening on the road or is that just. Hey i got this through. I think it's i think it's a combo i've questioned by box cutters on the other side. He says he uses it. But i think it's more of a statement. Yeah they're they're things that could be provided when you got to other side or knife. No guys You know guys to carry blankie. Merck does the merced travel in bags or like clam shell things or an actual boxes with tape. We bring like a big suitcase. Thank you okay. No brian replicate k. How many boxes did we bring back. Well bring him back because we shipped a bunch of boxes over there. Because of vip ticket members got adams new book but we had to fly back with them. This i think the question is. Was there anything for august to open with a box cutter when you arrived in colorado. If you open the books of box that we shipped there then. Cia club does know scissors. They don't have a butter knife owner percent theater. Let's say what it is. No i'm saying. Mike said to me i use this thing. I know i'm reasoning skills. No he uses it. Oh my god uses it but but he could use something. Yeah she could use something else but he's not doing it you know. He's not carrying around a pork chop into a synagogue. Although mike would eat the pork chop wood maybe he didn't start carrying the box cutter as a defiant move. The tsa he care he always carries it but one security benke box. Yes you know. This is a court of law. He would he would not be guilty because he actually carried the box cutter. Whatever you by paxton suitcase. On september tenth. Twenty one timber tenth. He has always traditionally carried this box cutter. He's he didn't stop because of nine eleven but he always carried it but he's grandfathered this is what is what was that cold dead. Yes it's both a statement and and he travels with it did travel with it. He didn't start because of nine. Eleven it out although we can drill down that honestly. I don't think he would lie about that. We find out if you see when he started carrying the box cutter so while. We're doing that when you go to grocery stores and stuff now in la the person. at least i've been looking for. Is the deal breaker. Because right like june fifteenth. Everything got a box cutter you break. That's exactly right. So i went and ralph's and i kinda trepidation max. Mass kind of on my chin and everyone else had their i was like. Oh maybe this is a private establishment that you have to put up. But then i saw a mom walking around with no mask and i was like oh so here we are so i took mine off. So always look for that seal breaker or dealbreaker. But i felt totally comfortable being one of two people in a very crowded. Grocery store with no mass. Because apparently there's a deal breaker so no problem or you need that I brave yes. Chinese percents stand in front of that continuum content square all right. So we'll see if mike We'll get him on the phone and we'll see if he traveled with box cutters. Do not expect a. It's her no no not that a clear connection no four semi on the phone. I've never got a clear action. Mike august until now. Yes until now Yeah all right now. i'll be gone your backs cutter. You're traveling at the box cutter. Were were you traveling with it before. Nine eleven or is this as a test to nine eleven. No this is no no. This was a test for nine eleven. It was just. We started traveling and doing live shows and i needed something to cut into stuff so i put a box cutter in my. You know my carry on backpack. How literally for years years. We went years with that thing. How much is in there. How much of this is a thumbing of how much how much funding of the nose to the man versus a practical application both both because every time we go through i go i put it through the machine. The thing is it. Ever going to get flagged you 'cause they flag you for all kinds of ridiculous stuff. There's never same thing twice. It's always this little bottle of cough medicine or something metal or something electronic. It was never ever. The box cutter sailed through a hundred times. How many years. Italy one hundred box cutter like at least five years to be fair to me brian. I i was like. I don't get why you need a box. Cutter right allie. Yes there's been a freudian slip there. Which is i forgot who was in their out of do minimum one show month live show where the box cutter would be needed to open merch. If that was the case you wouldn't never was in there using a minimum once a month. Brian the subtext with brian. Saying you're just a dick on your had no reason to carry a box cutter. Whatever you can't army knife would work when labor. You can't get a swiss army knife through that. They would flag ship a swiss army knife ahead of you now. You couldn't get through with that but how what's the percentage of times you use the box cutter when we get to the destination one out of twenty times. I forgot it was in their own life. So so validating so. Brian is saying you do it. Simply the thumb your nose at the tsa. No i mean i. I've always known. It was in there. But i would forget trip to trip. What's in with that. It was in there. But every once in a while i would. I would go. Said he was once again. It just sailed through. It's all theater all this. Tsa garbage rhino. I doubt anything the terrorists at. How soon did you replace the box cutter..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:37 min | 3 years ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But he said that she always said because she was a crime writer. She we said, look, there's no we don't know. There's no patterns there's nothing. Life is chaos. Be kind life is chaos. Yeah. Well, said Rian Mike August ran into are probably weeks before she died in full health with. No, no, she was in a wheelchair and she's push McCarron. I was like ran like you like you would run into somebody. No waiting to get on a southwest flight somewhere to the bay area or this case tale like, hey, man. What are you guys doing? Hey, man, man. She was doing a crime thing like a cop convention, or whatever she's getting inside skin even. Okay. Well, there you go. That diner sleep. Yeah. I didn't really look into it. But I-, Jan Michael Vincent, still walks. Amongst us. It did seem at the time. Anyway, like totally freak thing. Yeah. Yeah. Something and sleep. All right. Let's see Irvine coming up tonight. Is you listen to this me up on stage with or not who the fuck knows way. The cosmic wind is blowing. Right. It's a long drive five being Dave. Never doing base cable commentary up they're tearing apart his movies airplane and showing what movies inspired it. I'm gonna start with twenty minutes to stand up, then we'll get into that. You can check out me doing Adam. Curls. Unprepared. Foxwoods February eighth and then Boston on the ninth Wilbur love that got deemed theater still looking for Corollas cuties. So check social media, Adam Corolla show and get up there and be our ballgirl. Yeah. I love that help us play the game. All right. I've found something that I think Vinnie toward rich would hate. But Dawson, I may found your new go-to snack. Okay. These are what the served on the jets. We'd X flights and it. So here's the deal. Everyone. Your mouth will never lie. Mouth will never lie that come down the thing. That's right. Then she care say that. Exactly what she that come down come down the the aisle, and they're like would you like some pretzels nano and pretzels how about veggie chips? Veggie chips. I'm intrigued the word veggie before chip. Look at them the green and their own JR. Exactly Vinnie B R right with veggie chips. You're not gonna do chips, not doing Pringles potato chips or barbecue tortilla chips, but veggie chips. What would be so wrong with veggies? So I'll have the veggie chips. And then you open the veggie chips and you start eating. I mean, you go cat in these things, crunchy salty, man, there's almost fucking. I mean, I love the sea salt vinegar ones. And I love a barbecue laser whatever. But this is just a half a notch below that. And so much better for you. Oh my God. Now, I get all the benefits of eating vegetables and delectable chip. Now. I get the part every once in a while when people would take like a sweet potato and turn it into a chip or something. Crunchy that really crunchy version of what it is. But it doesn't taste like a potato chip these vegetables, man, they must have some sort of alchemy going on over there because they've turned vegetables and things that are fucking delightful. I'm going to buy some of these to get to the ground because when I have a craving at Costco, or a healthy snack handing it to Jean and she can read the ingredients in the veggie ships. And then we'll figure out if we want to get the same attorneys that worked on the green machine juice up onto the veggie tip people. The first half of these would make Venise head explode here. The ingredients veggie chips in order potato flour. Taking potato chips and ground them in flour starch extract. All parts of something that I believe he hates expelled pressed safflower oil salt sugar. All right now, just stop at there. We've already. Named a veggie. And also remember by the time, you get down to ever broccoli is a by the time you get proportional when you're done..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:34 min | 3 years ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Not driving me from McCarron to them GM Graham. But I I am I am seasonal worker. Another one. As long as. He could pick cash you something. I there other things he could do. Limit him other height related done driving. What's insane? To me is when people have a job, and they nor big parts of their jobs. So this guy's and I've seen it a lot. And it just shows. Now, look, I get it. If you drive a car, you're not the smartest guy to prep school. But this guy seat is all the way back and tilted back. And he's a big, dude. And maximum paddock. Thankfully, small dude gets behind it. But I mean there was six inches between the back of his seat, and where the the front of the backseat started, and there's nobody is going to get in the back of your first off. You've completely Noah fide the experience of being picked up by driver. If you're going to be stuffed into the back seat, the whole notion of we've ordered you a car o of luxury is to sit with them spate driven in in in the back seat. My God pictures. Novelty. Those are max. Max Pat goes somewhere between lawn jockey and bowling pin? And those that seat was pressed up against your knees and your calves, right? Yeah. It was a station. I've never had. We were we in it today. L E or Yukon or something we were some big like, we're all size SUV. And this guy seat is all the way back and it's lean back match bad as a compact package. She travels. Well, I don't know who could hurt behind this guy seat that would have done it. And also you're doing the math like you're picking up for picking up three dudes someone's behind ya your seats all the way, maxed out back and all the way lean back. Also, I wish wonder like who runs these fucking companies. Like if I saw if I saw this guy's Rick like any of the cars, my fleet seat was all the way back lean back. I'd be like, hey, fucking Paul Bunyan move it up. I have kids. I drive. Four door Jag. But it's not that much room in the back, and I have kids in the fucking kids. Get in the back just from the ride to the house to the YMCA or whatever I'm dropping them off. I just moved the seat up about three inches more than I would normally drive get a little extra band in the needs automatics and not a race car. They just kind of go up a little closer than what you would normally do in full comfort splayed out position. And then you you should have drive that way. And then when they jump out of the car, you just. Movement back part. I love about people do their jobs. Don't do the jobs not of the fucks going on. We jump out of the car. And then Mike August says will you be picking us up and the guy goes, I don't know. Like, I don't okay he was. But I don't know. You might ask what the schedule is talked your boss or having noble thing either way. Right. And then we get down to this point. Which is. All right. The guys forty four he picks up people and drops them off like okay, not the top of the class at the air force, academy fine. But it's still a job. Every job requires something, you know, you work at the Keebler factory. And you get the cookies from the conveyor belt put him in the boxers. This little things you have to do in your job that involve your job like having the seat. Not not. So you're the people behind you cut off the circulation at their knees in like knowing if you have a fair in your driving them off might you be picking that same group up later later in the. Day here for we're max bat is there any part of this? I'm exaggerating. It's exactly also when we told him when we got back when when he then picked us up like you should move your seat. Okay. Can right? Yeah. Adams just taking pictures of it the whole time to Adams bringing this up multiple times. And you just go on all right? All right. Could you imagine driving vehicle for living?.

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:02 min | 3 years ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"This film has been remade around thousand times and always starts off with the very famous trio of witches who doom from curtain up we're focusing on the most recent incarnation starring Michael fast bend or twenty fifteen's MacBeth Christ. I couldn't tell you anything about this. I didn't know they made a good sign. Don't remember this coming for years ago three years ago, two thousand fifteen don't remember oh doesn't mean. It's not eighty seven percent. Not mean that you're absolutely right. This could be like, you know, for certain ground. We've had it happen. A lot. I have no idea, but that's benders. Great and Marianne Kotei yard. Who was what's her name? Brian helped me in rows of. Shirley. Benjamin -ception she's been in the title role. She played, but also what critic is gonna shit on. Shakespeare, no, I don't know. This is a this could be anywhere. This could be anywhere. This could be twenty or ninety. Yeah. I don't know. All right. Everybody. Locked in. Okay. All right. I went seventy nine I played it safe. Which is always a bad move fifty one right in the middle sixty five somebody's on the nose. Oh my God. For a nice deduction. Macbeth is certified fresh seventy nine percent. How needed that that's insane for moving. Nobody's ever heard of no idea that it came out that was very random dead nuts on one. Wow. This next trio dates way back yet. So many kids today are familiar with them on? Let's go back and revisit me. And your big Beth knowledge. Well, there's a lot of movies. Tell me anything about MacBeth. No idea. I've never seen it plies Irish gal. What do I Scottish? You just call the Scottish play. So the hiring. There's a lot of theater you don't never ever Cessna Scottish. I know I've no idea what's going on. I I grew up in north Hollywood, we never we never read. I went through English and everything we never broke a part of Shakespeare, we never saw Schick airplane because I'm from Kansas where they still teach creationism, and I know plenty about Shakespeare, it's pretty weird. There are figures self selecting sample kit their few things that we never got into. We never got into all of the classic novels never gotten to the Warren pieces. Never never gotten any of that never got any form of geography whatsoever. And never got into any form of Shakespeare broken down at all ever, lots of ceramic, classes, cooking and sewing and shop class, and then this other like. You know, I guess like science and stuff like that. But we never got into all this stuff geography was totals Eero when I left you probably then you probably haven't stumbled across this online or shown it, but it would blow your mind. How many of today's phrases idioms y'all just throw around our our from. Shakespeare, a rose Danny other name all dozens dozens dozens this one is out damn spot. That's nose most famous you know that. But it's insane. That I got seventy nine on this because I've no no idea about this. All right, Hollywood, south of culture. That's right this next trio dates way back patio. You went to school out here. Right. Yeah. She guys get into geography, no geography Shakespeare, the most we did was we watched the Leonardo DiCaprio Romeo and Juliet don't you? Go fucking learning going on. I swear to God I walked out I walked out of north Hollywood high. And if there'd been a guy waiting for me on the sidewalk and went what state..

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"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:29 min | 3 years ago

"mike august" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Christmas trees, not driving me from McCarron to them GM Graham. But I I am I am he says seasonal worker. Another one. As long as Jan? He could pick cashews or something. I get there. Other things he could do limit him with other height related done driving. What what's insane to me is when people have a job, and they nor big parts of their jobs. So this guy's and I've seen it a lot and you just show. Now, look, I get it. If you drive a car, you're not the smartest guy to prep school. But this guy seat is all the way back and tilted back. And he's a big, dude. And max paddock thankfully, small dude gets behind you. But I mean there was six inches between the back of his seat, and where the the front of the backseat started and there's nobody's going to get in the back of your first off. You've completely Noah fide the experience of being picked up by driver. If you're going to be stuffed into the back seat, the whole notion of we've ordered you a car o of luxury is to sit with some faith paint. It'd be driven in in in the back seat. My God picture, that's novelty those. Max max, Pat goes somewhere between lawn jockey and bowling pin? And those that seat was pressed up against your knees and your calves, right? Yeah. It was a station. I've never had. We were we in it today alley or Yukon or something we were some big like, we're all size SUV. And this guy seat is all the way back, and it's lean BAC. Max Pat is a compact package. She travels. Well, I don't know who could hurt behind this guy seat that would have done it. And also you're doing the math like your picking up four picking up three dudes someone's behind ya your seats all the way, maxed out back and all the way lean back. Also, I wish wonder like who runs these fucking companies. Like if I saw if I saw this guy's Rick like myself any of the cars might fleet seat was like all the way back lean back. I'd be like, hey, fucking Paul Bunyan move it up. I have. Kids. I drive a four door Jag. But it's not that much room in the back, and I have kids in the fucking kids. Get in the back just from the ride to the house to the YMCA or whatever I'm dropping them off. I just moved the seat up about three inches more than I would normally drive get a little extra band in the needs and automatics a race car. They just kind of go up a little closer than what you would normally do in full comfort splayed out position. And then you you should have drive that way. And then when they jump out of the car, you just move it back the other part, I love about people do their jobs. Don't do the jobs have no idea what the fucks going on. We jump out of the car. And then Mike August says will you be picking us up? And the guy goes, I don't know. Like, I don't know. He was but I don't know you might ask what the schedule is talk to your boss or having noble thing either way. Right. And then we get down to this point. Which is. All right. The guys forty four he picks up people and drops them off like okay, not the top of the class at the air force, academy fine. But it's still a job. Every job requires something, you know, you work at the Keebler factory. And you you you get the cookies from the conveyor belt put him in a boxers. This little things you have to do in your job that involve your job like having the seat, not not. So you're so that people behind you cut off the circulation at their knees, and like knowing if you have a fair in your driving them off might you be picking that same group up later later in the. Day here for we're max bat is there any part of this? I'm I'm exaggerating. It's exactly also when we told him when we got back when he then picked us up like you should move your seat. Okay. Right. Yeah. Adams just taking pictures of it the whole time like Adams bringing this up multiple times. And you just go on..

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