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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

02:32 min | 10 months ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

"You know I gotta be honest I can't I don't know why you guys don't like each other. I don't know why the threats of violence or there I know. She said she was going to drag you pregnant. I don't know if you've befriended cherise what your intentions were there candice what were your intentions their canvas? I don't know why you guys can't get along can't we all just get along to quote the Great Rodney King. Yeah we could if certain people were forthcoming with their issues I didn't be friends cherise to answer your question to get back in Mony I've filmed an entire show with three. Had our tip in the beginning. Then we got over it and I've always had a good relationship with her after we did our you know geriatric grandma moment we were fine is why she was invited to my wedding and my anniversary party. I apologize at the table because she felt like she was you know I I I didn't give her A. Heads up which I didn't think I needed to do. But if those feeling fine but to to drag this out and make this your reason to physically attack someone in, grabbed him by their hair and punch them in the back of the head and then not be apologetic for it like I, I will never I will never buy that I will never. Believe or buy into any of that. BE I understand. All right Michael Rapaport. Thoughts on the New York reunion scar. And do you know the you know the answer to this I mean you guys are doing it in a pandemic. You're essentially risked your life to give us goal. It's. been. Great. Sonja Morgan is going to continue to Sony Sonja Morgan Ramona's been great. It said that during his leaving, it's been awesome. You guys literally risked your life to give us. A Christmas every single time. Last topic Dhirendra versus Tinsley at the reunion. Thoughts. It's it's been a rough ride I feel like. It's it's been rough. Derision has been very, very, very tough very tough. On on her and you know. Tens of seems happy tend to seem happy and during the seems unhappy that she's happy. I that would law. Thank you, Michael, thank you, candice candice. What was your reaction to Monique Tonight saying? That she's tried and tried to work things out with you. Hours Lorne I am I my jaw literally the floor because you all heard.

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NBA mock draft: Anthony Edwards or LaMelo Ball as top pick?

Skip and Shannon: Undisputed

02:01 min | 1 year ago

NBA mock draft: Anthony Edwards or LaMelo Ball as top pick?

"Minnesota Timberwolves had these third worst record this season but won the lottery last night and we'll select first overall in the upcoming NDA draft. lamelo ball has been consistently ranked in the top three prospects. This year's draft and is now projected to go number one overall in this warnings latest mock draft. So Shannon showed the wolf take. That's the question. SKIP. They moved heaven and earth to get the annual Russell. They have Kat Karl Anthony towns they have Andrew. Wiggins. Mellow. Foot. Compatible with very creative thing is that shot is on off the dogs like his brother Lonzo. Beating, people out the dribbling what's the unknowns they've only seen him for twelve games. Now, he's relatively nineteen years of age I. Think Turns Nineteen Couple Days Tomorrow Okay, yeah? But if you look at it all the top picks, you look Anthony Edwards, he's a guard top top in the when he was player of the year this year I think he's I think he's a three and then James Wiseman. semple. Put One. Nineteen and ten before he was A. Re declared ineligible Yup. Could Lamelo in the Angelo play together? Bass. The question skill that really that's what it comes down to. It's not about Oh, man, he was good. He can do that Kenny play together because you gave up and you have this guy he on Amax Contract Dry d? Rosana mags contract Anthony towns. contract. So Somebody willing to move is somebody will wars the Melo over that? No more big deal with me. So buddy I I would I would move. But if I if I gotta stay there probably I probably would take. I'm taking him I. Don't know what it is about me and these bonkers.

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

03:47 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen

"Ended the season. We are back is that Hungary and things were okay. We got some people in the audit. We got to learn as in the audience from Cincinnati Lorna Mother Lorna daughter Margaret. We got March senior. We got from the Soho Grand Hotel. Diner go to Michael RAPAPORT COMEDY DOT com to find out where Michaels coming next is going to be in Chicago this weekend and Saint Louis Chicago Saturday Saint Louis Sunday. Let's go back to the phones. We got Sarah from Omaha on the line. Sarah which question hi everybody. Hey my question is for Michael Since March madness is just around the corner. Barreds madness march madness Can you give us your top three housewives of all time top three of all time? Oh that's easy I'd go Okay I'll go great Bethany Frankel. The Great Ne- leaks and I have to say I have to go. With Theresa. Jude is all right. Let's go to Jordan from Maryland Jordan. What your question. You should do something like a march madness promotion. Good thing marginally. I said I'm going to get something like that. March march yes. It's all right a week. What's your question So my question is for March. It's part question I wanted to know what your current relationship is like with Marty. And what did you think of him? Claiming that you all your paychecks in careers at the end yell well obviously the second part of the question that we owe our careers to Danielle is laughable Haha. My current relationship with Marty is nothing I mean. He showed himself to be duplicitous totally toothpaste and him and her that freak deserve each other. I mean that's all right I I agree. I didn't say the F. Word but you didn't lose last call then I Christie for New Mexico. Hey Christie what's your question. Hey my question is for Michael. Have you started filming the fourth and Final Season of atypical? That Netflix just announced. And you know how the story will end yet. We have not started season off. Four atypical. We'RE GONNA be starting soon if episodes will it be ten and if. I knew exactly what was going to happen. I still wouldn't tell you but I appreciate the support and we're so Angeles Yup Yup. That's great I'm doing it. How cool really cool. Yeah so I mean so hard to keep a show on the air and honestly in the people just really emotional connection to that. I have to assume you've heard from a lot of parents who are happy to see what they're going through portrayed on show tons of parents kids the the the audience that it's attracted to me personally his all over the place and surprising different kinds of people but the parents and meeting them and the emotion that the show pulls out of them is really something that means a lot to me. Martin Michael Exhibit. Thanks for listening to the PODCAST. Everybody hope you enjoyed the show. Remember new episodes go live Monday through Friday at four? Pm Eastern time? Make sure you're subscribed to have a great rest of your..

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

08:18 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"I don't like being in there. Yeah so you could say however you want to wrap your head around you wrap your fucking head now. Some stuffing the stuffing was a failure as a woman. Men were allowed to be flawed logic. That was a disappointment for me is that you should have just got the nine dollar box stove. Top kept fucking. Get the fuck I go. That is such a healthy. Converse is like the traditional general if a woman chooses to be in a traditional gender role that is her choice like damn bills area blocked me on instagram. Graham word this is the. He's my Lebron. He's my child so he blocked we go after him on instagram because he always abuses animals and his party's he has like you know electrocuted bears and shit as in tigers and his parties and stuff. But I never go after him for the women at his party's and people always like well. Why aren't you attacking you? Because he objectified women. I'm like if women want to be in bathing suits at his party. That's their choice. I'M NOT GONNA call them whores. I'M NOT GONNA call them slots when I was twenty five. If some ritch guy invited me to his party for thousand dollars I would do it. That would have been a great way to make money back. I'm not going to judge that you know you're going to judge how women's shoes. Yeah I hear you and then they just might be having their young. That's right there you know. They're doing their thing. Let them let them rock. WHO gives a shit? Yeah but I think the housewives shape that you're into this it's crazy a feminist. I fucked with the housewife's Har- my favorite city. Probably New York realizes in New York. Yeah and then Atlanta yeah but I mean fuck with Lanta Jersey Potomac Potomac Potomac thome. I don't say right. There's a woman that was on on the first season. Who was my first modeling agent? Her name was Linda Erc elision. She was on the first season of. What is the Tomo? What's happening? I don't know the I don't know displayed told me told me is that we're gonNA. DC FROM DC means nothing driven to high school for Potomac Potomac Watch house. I haven't seen any other pet peeves that are bothering right now. Sh- is driving all the way out here doing podcast. Although I do think you should have one last pangs Fitch Sash which is about. I've done it. Oh you have two or three times okay. So that's your thing and then why do people everyone wants to ask about you in Stern. What about how about do I don't know people because this is because I'm on there and I talk shit okay? Because a lot of people seem to think that Oh in what is happening with the cat that got banned here via video of a cat. Get banned I I. It's not worth discussing. Did a video that went super duper extra viral video with the cat. And then I think because of the cursing in it that got taken off but leaving all the shadow banning stuff. I think that's real. Yeah Shadow man. But because I uploaded a photo of my boob and violated the terms and then I wasn't searchable for a couple of days member and then they took you off. And then basically I've been shuttled being on instagram. Those Fox it it basically just means that it was harder to search you. They fuck with you and follower manually doing it. They're doing something I know because I met. I met with some people that instagram and they told me like they do that. We're watching you. And we're going to be punitive the shadow innings real. And they slow down your sort sort of growth the ability to tag you out. Yes yes yes if they think that. You're saying some incendiary but I don't say I just say fuck lot what. Why would that show? I say fuck lot and like it could be conceived bullying when I make fun of trump bullying. That kind. You are moving the bully. Are you letting people tax to you. Do you have a night yet. I'm not set up eight one eight two three nine seven seven. Yeah I'm super into it because you're on your phone I just love it. I love it because you can send the best thing about it. You actually should do it because you know my least favorite thing is what I'm going to Philadelphia and I post on my main feet Philadelphia. Most people follow me aren't from Philadelphia. You know what I mean. You're blowing up your red which specific cities so what you can do is I can tax euro in by location Chen only by location only tex pedo. And that's that's what that's what I'm interested. I mean 'cause that's what you WANNA do. It goes right to that. 'cause most people also don't see my biggest from most most people don't see your posts because of the algorithm do you learn. How was it the Hollywood bowl I'm still ranting about this? No lauryn Hill was at the Hollywood bowl I had no idea. Do you really WanNa see Lauryn Hill. Yes yes she's she's infamous for doing terrible shows late and he's doing the songs that you want to hear and highly. Sorry I fucked with more in. But it's been twenty years since you last asked record yet and I've seen a handful of times and it hasn't been good once and I would never pay money to see I would never take VIP tickets to go see Lawrence. It's a waste. The club Nokia apparently in her contract. If she's a minute late she doesn't get any money at this point so she came out at eleven fifty nine. The show was eight. People started leaving at eleven. And they're like I babysitters half of us. You left there. And then she came out and do the hits she was singing more like reggae. You know and no one could see who do no hell no if a faulk also respecting affecting customers. Sorry I'll get so many times this way. And he wants his up. We'll make a new song. Lauren Hill you want to do do that. Why don't you instead of switching phones that we want? He wants you to do the songs that we want to hear the way we want to. And why don't you come up with a new song because you have a new song in twenty years straight straight to fuck. You can't tell men who are you who say that I'm paying customers. You haven't put your shows fucked up you're late and and you haven't put out a new banger or I don't even think an attempt at a new song in we're at twenty years so the miseducation is dope and you know so is Abbey road. We're talking about like a long time ago it's Ari fucking view Baltimore. Mugabe's have you performed all these shows. Greg venue gooby incredible venue. It's like a perfect little theatre way. My special there the night before Boston. Twenty seven to twenty nine. You're ah you're going to do well in Boston. I hope. December twenty seven to twenty nine Boston people like you. I've a yeah we get along. They like to break balls. It'd be fun but you're Michael. RAPAPORT COMEDY DOT COM Michael Rapaport. COMEDY DOT Com. Atypical Binge. This you're GonNa you're just blackout your day. Because only a sociopath is your path would not be able to watch the entire like you can't watch one episode of the show. I appreciate your and Fall in love. I don't know anything else. You WanNA play. Shit that's podcasts. Ask Weird you think I came out for no. I know because I've done a couple of times. I did three podcast this week. What this I'm I told him? I said they'll do it. No no no my lime disease. No note I said do it before the end of the year because next year. That's right you're out but when yes you did this. It don't matter that you mean this week. Yeah it don't matter it don't matter but they were. They were favors and we're not doing that. Any no no no. Those days are over scorecards clean. I've done enough. No I know Oh trend I have my own shit right Mo pockets. I very rarely have guests. Yeah so I'll do. I always do Rogin always program but I haven't done this. Oh really oh that'll be good. That'd be good if I gotTA hydrate. You're there for a while. I'm not doing that either. You know we our Shit Shit that shit halfway through like EXCO P. But you're you know we're talking about neurology and Wolf's okay so I don't know what do you say at the end of your podcast. You're the king. I say I'm out each me. How do I say I have a very specific thing at the end I I just say I would say thank you for having me? Thank you for being here and off. Thanks for the Hospitality Shit. That's it I appreciate all the way out and I appreciate appreciate you will always have a place in our for pushing me to do stand and I'm I'm done..

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

12:54 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"Twitter with when it comes to deep digging vials shit. Like I'm not with that. That's not supposed to be like that shouldn't be. That should be a choice that I make and it certainly ambushes her eight year old should income across. That's correct on that with that. This is wild because I said on twitter. It's crazy I have to google. Let let them find out. Yeah I'm now with that. I'm not I'm not about that. Not Consensual bombarding. I don't WanNa I came on your off right now. Exactly like like Joe. I'm in the car I need to not GonNa pull remarks like I'm GonNa call your on. We'll be twenty minutes late. That's why you were fifteen fifteen minutes late Lavar on twitter. Nobody I do. There's this great ted talk. Gail dines Gail dines Ted talk about porn warn about why porn is so dangerous is because young boys who right now are ten twelve years old you know in your day you WanNa see Bubis you go to your dad's magazine a sears catalog or like a midnight. Blue Channel Jay in New York or the newsstand. Yeah you look at the American you would just bubis in a bud in a maybe a giant. Yeah but now if boys just want to see Bubis at ten twelve whatever you google naked woman and you're GONNA get fisting. You're going to get them saying up to see see that they didn't sign up to see that and I didn't sign up to see the and I'm a nasty motherfucker. I WANNA do that on my own accord like I like what I'm trying to go see some highlights or the review of the Irishman and. I don't WanNa see also I don't WanNa see a a man and a woman having sex and I don't want to see two guys having sex. I don't WanNa see none of that shit. I go see some. Kobe highlights from ninety nine. Yeah fuck that. I'm not with that. I went on. I'm not a prude. And it's a report you nasty fucking dirty. The mother fuckers. I'm not with that ship your reporting I know I reporter Mike You nope I saw a couple of thou- things like this. Why Am I? I'm thinking the eyes of the fell to Shit I've ever seen because I was trending on porn hub. Don't mean to Brag I was I I got extorted and oh I like like my nipple was out the and a bunch of my guy. Friends really trending on porn hub. which was just like now? I like every time I got a text from one of my guy friends about it. I then got an inside of the time of day. They jerk off like it was like nine. Am a bunch of people were like. We were turning on porn and then like like noon. All the comics started texting me when they will. I was like all right. I got it funny. I went on porn hub to check it out and there was you know because you go to. I don't go to porn sites really so there is. There's all these videos around first of all the fact that there's like popular popular. It's like why do you want to be checking off with the same shit. Other people it gets just not star. Wars popular is just so weird to me like I wanna jerk off with everyone else at the same time funny Johny like pop and I went on and there was A. I got really obsessed with anime porn. Yes I just thought that was. Just funny the idea that someone's like I've seen gene all humans like I can only get off on. Yeah you know just how far gone you must be. I guess or maybe it's like maybe there's something good about it. Maybe it's like like you know because a lot of porn you're like is this a crime. There's something kind of Nice about it not being a human involved. You don't see like weird bruises or like weird like Shit in the background. But I saw of video. The camera was inside the woman's but and the Dick was coming at the camera from in her. But I I would like to see Cole Nas copy video. That was from the outside. I was like I looked like I didn't actually was happening. It looked like the camera was shooting out the camera emmer was in her butthole. All in the penis was coming at the camera. Wow it was around Steven Spielberg shoot. I thought it was like tonsils consoles like it was like the inside and I I didn't understand and then I clicked on it and I was gone. Algorithm is so jacked up that I clicked on it but it was like they put a camera inside you now in your body with like it's enough I I. I saw some gay porn that I see on twitter fucked me up man. It's like this is like some other Shit Shit Shit women's but holes or two starts out. I get really upset. I'm not with that should either. I don't understand how they go through the World Talk Radio when you're not freaking off what's that doesn't there's no way that's going to bounce back. I hear you you know what I mean. There's no way this can be worth this financial numbers at I hear you. You know when you get a piercing in the whole doesn't close up like I know how skin works works. I know how skin elasticity works. I'm going to get you out of here but there are a couple of questions asked the people asked from the Internet. I I WANNA ask you. Everyone is you've been rich for enough time time. What have you spent money on that? Like works that work. What's the like the that you know? Some of you buy things like that didn't like I bought a shirt. I I thought that was to me like what does it. I'm from my wife. That should work. That's good answer. Those are really good answer. Whose Work See I? I love those work. I suggest jewelry. Because if she's yon it you just like I don't even they work. I Work Yup. I agree jewelry does working a cliche but it works it works. You asked me about function that functional spending. I don't mean this in a gold digging away this is not like it. But here's why strong women strong women like it's like everyone likes women like jewelry because to me it's an investment you've invested in me. You spend money on some invaluable. I know that's not what you like. Dislike the talk of cookie or like a great California. I like it because other people. No I'm taking that. Let's see I didn't even think about that but that that works you know and it's just sort of it when I'm like I. It makes me think twice about sending that shitty tax. I'm like but the bracelet it does. I one hundred percent. Maybe I'm a fifties housewife or some shit. But I like it yes. I'm like. He wanted to spend this money. He obviously didn't mean it right like helps me talk myself off a ledge. Sometimes when I find myself being rationed right you know yes yes. That's a great anti that. That would be the one answer and then a couple of people want to ask about atypical. We haven't really got to it. You Know I. I've binged to this show when I was sick last year and I cried every episode. I Love I love doing the show and and you know I've done so much shit as an actor. Yeah say Shit I mean stuff and the response of the show has been more than oh I disliked the show or oh the show's funny or Oso's crazier that movie and so like the response from fans has been so emotional well and that's something you could predict or plan and you know I like I'm not like I'm not here for for for that. But the the way it resonated with people has it's like I'm like damn that's that's Dole. It is like the closest thing. Can I hope this isn't i. Love it it's like a really a smarter hit it almost has like a wonder years. Someone else someone say that on an insult. Oh that's that's way like I'm so I care for me to watch. TV You probably to all I do is go like edition for that or I know him. He's like it's so hard hard for me to like. Get engrossed in a show. Give a shit Ya. I'm just like Oh those good story line I could have paid off more and then I watch. TV shows among I'm an Apr.. Like all. I do active by Shit. I for the first time in so long. Felt like I was just like a fan watching a TV show. I it's is a simple show simple characters and it's just a sweet show and it's funny and I love playing the part and the key characters saw so I'm not saying unlike you know aside of you like breaks my heart that character like breaks my heart. I appreciate it you it's fun. It's fun part to play like I. I'll be honest. I don't have that much fun. Playing the part because the character so sort of emotionally repressed. Sometimes I'm like I don't WanNa fucking like I feel like I want to. You know like you know because there is pain in it and you know like for meet a get method actors but like it does stick with you. You know that going into those colors but I did shows dope and it's fun show and I'm just so happy that we've been doing it three years and hopefully we'll do another season and I think that it I I never but I think it at a time where no one really wants to talk about how life might be hard for some men sometimes. There's something about it that just made me like. Oh my God. It must be hard to be a dad. Lives and like especially because you might not have the vocabulary or it's not socially accepting apparently not an easy thing no and being appearance is I'm terrified and and for women to like you know you're supposed to put on a happy face and it's the love of my life that's just bullshit. Yeah Yeah you know you you might come to that you might have that also but there's many other things things that a particularly mothers are going to go through and fathers are going to go through like this shit ain't all fucking brady bunch and you know from my own experience it it's fucking it's A. It's a challenge. So you know when I think that's articulated in in things I think it's it's good because you know especially with women. You're supposed to be like you know. This is the love of my life and it's changed. It might not change your fucking make you a bad women some women you know they. Oh I think it's okay for some women but I don't want kids like you know what kind of woman I'm the kind of woman who doesn't want kids make me you know yeah. I think there's a shame in that when women say I don't want kids and you know you're supposed to want kids something wrong with you so you know. It doesn't go that far into but I I just think that when there's that honesty about parenting I think it's good and also I do. I don't see as many shows that as someone who am I twenty's I cheated a lot hot and no one talks. Did you really yes. It just was. That's how it was and I know you do. I think was. I'm codependent. No more so so you read that. I did that. Bug A.. Couple depending on your favorite is a good book and basically. It's you you know because I used to be so afraid of hurting someone's feelings I didn't want to break up with them so I would just start dating someone else and assume they would like figure it out and be like Oh yeah like I was. I couldn't break a couple. People couldn't be direct and clear with people so dry and then I didn't. I didn't have enough self esteem or confidence. I was just like sloppy about it. I now see the how destructive and selfish that was but at the time it was ignore. I just don't want to be mean right. You know so I'll just show you know but that's what you shouldn't be deep relationships when you're that young two one hundred percent. I had no idea who I was and I didn't yet have the tools to be able to articulate to somebody and then I Just seeing that it just because I do think that that we really want to write stories about how all men do is cheat. The narrative of like women are better cheaters. Women are better leaders and get sometimes more mostly. Sometimes there's emotional emotional affairs that aren't even set. You know so. I really appreciate that because I have so many girlfriends that are going through that right now. Where the woman cheated? And there's too much shame to talk talk about it. You know. It's just like this weird thing. We have a template him some of the people that are teaching your kids. I don't talk that much not talk that much. All right all right the a lot of people want to know about your recent interest in the housewives love it love it. Can I tell you something you know what I love so much. 'CAUSE 'cause I cannot stand now that people able to call themselves. Feminists want to say that the housewives aren't feminists or they're bad for women. Shut up the fuck Outta here. I don't like this thing where it's shut your mouth in order to be a strong woman. You have have to be strong. What does that mean? Does that mean. You shouldn't cook dinner for your husband. I don't like to cook. Somebody's GonNa have to cook. Yeah I tell you something that's another. That was another thing that was eight about my wife seen about Thanksgiving because it was like she likes. My wife likes to cook. Yeah you know and then you're not allowed to like to cook anymore go no you know. Here's what I should cook but you don't want me cooking looking. I was talking to some of the richest women in the world are professional chefs celebrity chefs. Rachel Ray is not a feminist. Is that what. You're trying to tell me Martha Stewart is not a feminist this motherfucker way. She chose to make her mill is good at cooking and she's likes cooking..

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

10:34 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"In the Hamptons ends in a bug bit me and my mom and to be her and the fucking depression and let me tell you something some depression Israel. You give the gift to give uh-huh give them do the. Yes when you're you're when you're calling yourself to press an OCD and skits and Seiko. You are undermining the the actual people who live with depression and anxiety and depression. Let me tell you something. This is life motherfucker like a like. Why don't you have anxiety about how how boring you are talking about your anxiety? I would be anxious boring someone to death with my stakes diagnosis. That's what I'm saying. Well my question listen to you. But I'm on the same shit like with these twenty year old. Of course you're suppose have anxiety because you didn't pay attention to school. You didn't go to college cap. You think shit sweet. It's it's much sweet. Now you're broke. Of course you're anxious. Everyone's anxious in their twenties. You're trying to get laid. You feel weird about your body. You don't have any money we're gonNA live you know it's going to be oppression. No no that. That's normal. Yeah it's going to force you to work harder. Yeah if you take away anxiety I don't WanNa hear about it on your is why we have buildings and airplanes. Airplanes anxiety is what drives heading. Zayed's cut off the fucking tenth grade basketball team. That's how it got better. Thank you anxiety eating. Like kowit up and go on his youtube thing under blankets in the dark and you could just see his eyes peeking out. He fucking got better like you fucking get your fucking Tuck your fucking balls up you little bitch shoe and fucking step up to the fuck complete real. I am very grateful. For All of my fears. Zaidi's they their fuel that's right. It's called motivation the nation. I think we're also. I never used that term. I'm not again. You've got to deflect so other make I get there are real anxiety is really. This is my farewell podcast. Benton is just he's is just like he's applying for another job. I have to pressure and I can't. What's that I have depression? I can't talk about that. You have like seasonal depression is in yours mine. It's just it just shows up. Sometimes it goes away. Yeah you just tell it to beat it. You've got that southern Tennessee. Like I'm not doing this today. You know it's just a visitor. Yeah it's just such a very very like I have depression antidepressants cool. Now you're just bragging about how much health insurance you have. I got it the notes the person beat in jail. Yep that's correct. They check the pressure people in jail and curious. Not that I've been there breath that's depressing. Yeah being a Roofer in the fucking summertime. Yeah that's that's a fucking that's something to fucking that'll make you depressed but I don't ever want someone to feel sorry for me. I don't want someone to watch my special. Whoa she was so vulnerable? I just wanted to be like she was fucking thank funny. I've got our I got you know. I think I sometimes over correct because I never want to. I just want to go all the way around the track I got you you know I never ever want to have like a crutch I hear you. I never wanted US vulnerability way where people can't say. The show wasn't good cause if I go on a show in unless same vulnerable like I'm just saying like the Richard Pryor vulnerable. You know I see what you mean I in hindsight you like damn he was so that was so it was so genuine. AM so pain. Yes correct I mean. You can't duplicate that. No no no no no I mean right was he was a five braided on a frequency. That was just. You're on the edge of your seat talking about catching himself on fire and beating his way. You know and stuff like that but I think for me like I think that if I were to get too personal about bad bad things that have happened to me then. I'm getting more credit than I deserved. But if you make them funny that that's what I would have to master trick that's right. I don't want anyone to be like especially was good but no one can say anything. Because I'm a victim right. No one's allowed gotta come around to be a funding or else. They're a bully using the fact that I'm a victim to make someone else's opinion bullying. I got you know what I mean. I think I just try too hard in that vein but you know I don't know it's just it's really hard to pick what to talk about on stage because it's like You know it's like you're stuck with that forever like I see people that do characters and I'm just like maybe should have. I thought about that fifteen years ago before you went on like. That's who you are now. What you put out there forever? We'll be yelled at airports right. I know what you're saying from doing. Rose I still will be in the airport in something like hey content. I'm like what that's other. That's how they just think they did the roasts you know like you really have to choose so I wrote a book and I had a bunch of like bad things that happened to me or in the book and people still come up to me and they're like we're gonNA okay. I'm like yeah. No I'm getting on the plane. I'm fine like I'm good thank you. I'm fine I'm also struggling. I'm late like I can't do fucking late. I was just like I mean preach act like I just got like I've healed. I'm right so I think for me. It's like what is what do you keep private. I hear you. What about your marriage if I mean if there's if there's if there's AH I think the more the humor is my first marriage because it was it's it's more extreme team but do you know? Do you choose your battles with when you talk about her and how you talk about her. No if I if if I if I can't make shit funny after all the fucking Shit that we've been through you know. I have to be able to make funny. I talk about my wife now. But it's it's whatever fucking funny you know what I mean. Whatever comes on so I I talk about her like she ever? I said like don't talk about that. Well I've been the other day I was doing. This is just like a like. I'm not a holiday person. What's on with the holidays? I'm not with the formality of it. Like a Grinchey motherfucker. Wow Jewish grinch this is my wife is a very good cook but she fucked up up a lot of Thanksgiving and I was saying and I was like. I'm telling motherfuckers because I need to. I need you to learn a lesson. I need you to learn that you stove. The top stuffing is a safe bet. Like you don't have to every every dish doesn't have to be a home run. And you're not fucking Martha Stewart. Nothing listen you're not fuck can Rachel Ray and bobby flay okay. Just make the stove. Top stuffing we're having a small dinner here. I want my fucking Ham and we're supposed to be healthy. It's Thanksgiving it's there's nothing that's supposed to be healthy about thanksgiving. Nothing you're supposed to eat yourself okay into a bombing state you're supposed to fall and then you're supposed to do it again. Feel shame and so like she was better than I was like. I'm going to say that you can cook. Yeah but this was a big failure l.. Your and the fact that you're resisting me and that you resist patting you. You have to what you just did. Your stuffing fell apart lady and she the only lose Joe. It's supposed to be like a solid thing they gotta. I don't WanNa see all the ingredients. I want that shit like fucking piece of Plato. It's fucking stuff in the other day. It's like Nah. It's Mad Dash Josh stuff in solid. Yes mashed potatoes except for its learning. I if falls apart it's wrong. That's what I'm saying. And she was so fucking shit eating grin issues like is it good and I was like she could just tell from my reaction and I was like nine. She was like you've got to put whatever so in that context but my wife is she my wife she so yeah whatever but like my first marriage has more things that I think are attractive. Stand up comedy I see. There's there's we're a lot that you're taking everything. You're where not everything but I mean you know there's there's there's there's you know there's there's there's you know there's was child support there's alimony there's there's gay alimony itself so there's gala mony what which is the same as alimony like you don't get any alimony gay alum because Mike my wife. She was with women. She's so there's no concessions for that. Okay so why alimony wow So so but yeah like so. Go See Mike around our town. I mean I is a challenge to do your kids like you're talking about. They have no fucking choice there during the like this while the wicks you know that that connects all sorts of wild shit. I got there about about it. Do you know that there's porn that's cartoons animated animated podcast porn. There's there's mean it's like it's like you know sexual podcasts. It's like it's almost like simulated sex peep it. What are you keep it? This could be a whole like because there's gotta be like I think you can jump in on because Lawrence Stars. There's something there's some of that yes but it's like it's almost like podcast porn. Wow like is it. People who like love Joe early and so no no. No no no no no no. It's it's it's almost like X.. podcast yeah that's wild but this is like is it to actually jerk off to actually. Oh Shit you know like what the fuck is happening. Oh Yeah don't do that. You know that good. It's like it's like noise. It's it's not video or it could be also it could also scripted scenes and stuff but there could be scripted but it's not video pockets for the ears so it could be like picking you up and the whole build up. You can have a relationship with A. You'll miss you're getting off on it. I think people find it. It's a new thing. It's a newer thing thing. I've read that on the same side about the okay. Yeah I WANNA get in your cookies. The twitter feeds. We're in a similar twitter. I think in all my shift from twitter and then that takes you certain places a lot of porn on twitter. Joey has taught me that. y'All not with that. That's my kids are older and I know they've seen it but I'm like this shouldn't be like I report. Those mother fuckers yeah man. I'm not with the snitch of twitter with when it comes to deep digging vials shit. Like I'm not with that. That's not supposed to be like that shouldn't be..

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05:03 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"Hundred five hundred hundred five hundred performed in Miami yet. Yes Miami's nuts nuts and the shows are always a little bit later since people start their night later. I was that someplace in Miami and these girls were filming me was like three girls. And they're filming me and I kinda just is credit. Tenant wasn't happening you know and then it kept going and they're like when I was on stage and I hadn't had to our come out yet and I was just like Oh shit like they'll probably posted and I don't know what to do and I don't WanNa have to like get involved. Oh all have someone tax. You know 'cause then to reach out to them and have them take it down and then they get pissed and then they tweet. Witnesses said to them from the stage and I was like hey his mind like not filming filming and they looked at me like I was crazy. They were like Ono. Were were just were familiar ourselves on. While you were on stage I was not in the shot right. Oh Shit. They're having a whole lot. They were just read their instagram driving themselves. I was the least famous person in the room. Right they were the celebrity funny. I was the background of their video. That's fun it was so embarrassing. They looked at me. Like why would we you know. We're we're the star. Look at us like worthy the stars. You GotTa Spray Tan and all. That is so crazy so I never. I'm now too embarrassed if someone's pointing a camera me if it's healthy mode I don't WanNa say is when people are due to Sweden reposted. Looked good at least get a good picture. I like doing clubs. I yeah you get yeah come on man. That's good. That's how you're going to get like you know you gotta we're comfortable. Yeah Yeah Yeah you got to. I mean Shit like you you gotta you gotTa like you have to have to. I'm not there's no rush also like to just like I want to do and so true. Do you have like a goal in mind like. Do you want to do a special specialty. On like my goal my goal is to just can just keep making the best that I possibly can and then the other things. If it's a special show you know that would be a good. I sort of goal I wanted. I want a special to be special guests wrestles to everybody and and they're fucking mom now. I want like also like I know. They'll be like scrutiny. Like I want the shit that I wanted to be top to bottom as personal as I possibly can get. That's really smart i. It's not personal. It won't be original. That's true but like the only way it's going to be special and to to resonate in somebody is if you know beyond just being super-duper funnier like seinfeld funny. Yeah is is it to be personal me like I. I have to the whole thing to be. I'm not there yet. It's also so hard to get a take or premise into a special that. No one else has done. Because there's so many talk shows. There's so many like instagram. Like the Shit you do on instagram. So it's like if you're talking about something by the time you get into special eight months ten talk show hosts have already talked about it. It someone's already talked about your cash. You know like you just like Oh. Here's Whitney's take on a premise. That's right so if your personal right you're not going to go into that problem right right. I think I really need to hear that in this especially. I think I've been trying so hard to not talk about my personal life that you have to. I know that I sometimes over share. I'm working on but when you know when you get that. I don't think it could be a whole special but like when you get that vibration of real news from somebody like AH genuineness. And it's it's it's like it's painful that that is what I aspire to. Yeah Ah you know. That's that's my goal comedian. Go with you know like that's what I responsible with music films with actors. Yeah you know. I respond to some sort of whether it's given to me through hip hop through jazz through drama or comedy the things that resonate with me or or are are an expression of self sports like athletes are certain have heart. Will you just like you see a part of who they are. Yeah it's it's beyond just their greatness it's like like Mohammed Ali's the most well-known like him doing what he did in the ring fifteen rounds like I'm going to Die Ryan this ring. That's beyond just being fast or being over the pointer that's an expression of yourself. That's that's a sport. An expression of artistic expression of of athlete. That's fascinating that's that's why we respond to him Shirley Jordan. It was a different thing. It's like he had like the Kobe Bryant. It was the same thing but he had a masks I. It's just for me like that's what I respond to creative and I need to hear that because I think for me like especially right down this moment where vulnerability is now a commodity like everyone's competing with who can be the most vulnerable and who can have the most depression and the most anxiety where you're talking. This is what I'm saying. I agree like somebody I was like. I need to talk about lyme disease awareness..

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06:42 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"Oh most people in America don't care or know who directed a movie if it's Martin Scorcese if it's Steven Spielberg no one's who directed it a woman. Okay let's go down to the mall all my wrong. Yeah no one care. If I'm wrong benches laughing my Ron. It's so funny on. It's not like who directed it right. I need is a woman. Few the people that have cash aid. And that's the thing. It's a sort of like these female directed movie. No one's going to see if people are sexists. Now they're not sexist. They don't care they're not only about your job and we could told not a good movie. I think my point about that which is like everyone's coming to me to try to reboots and try to do whatever making a female James Bond. Why what to me? That is not feminist at all because the guy that created the characters. Just GonNa get more money. If you do a reboot on it right. So if I do a reboot of James Bond and it's played by a woman right I've to share screen credit with the original guy. The guy gets all the back end. The created it the guy that made the song composer guy. He's just going to get more money. Because I've used the song the most feminist should I could do go create a new character where I get all of the back right right right right. You know like taking a brand that already exists. That guy made me like nanny nanny. I'm GonNa make this or is it just feels like it feels like redskins verse cowboys. It just feels like team. I got Titian. I got team competition. I and some things just aren't good or something just resonate and has nothing to do with gender something just all resonate. Yeah and just because it's women or because it's a black director director or whatever the fuck it is just might not resonate. Yeah or just my night it just might not be popping and also right now. It's like women finally directing movies movies at a time where the movie businesses dramatically changing. So it's also it's like it's not always sexism it might just be like people are watching videos and might be whacked. I like that she just might not. I say that sometimes people are. I'm just like I'm the first to tell you if the situation is sexist. This isn't situation. Situation a Lotta guys didn't get their shows picked up a lot of guys move right on to you know but two broke girls. That was a situation where I'm always the first to save. Something is unfair when in pitch two broke girls head of a studio a guy very famous head of a studio went love. It want to make it. Can it be two boys voice. That's a situation where you're just like okay. Well that's that was not like a little bit ahead of where we are now like if that never happened due to who brokers now you'd be like this go like now's the time really. Do you know because now it's a girl shit is like people are a little bit more conscious of it wanting to fill the Q.. Yeah but I also think we're at a time where people don't want to be told what to watch or two at home. No one wants homework viewing so so. I actually think two girls did well. Then because we weren't treating we were they were just human beings and and a good show. It's funny you know it's also it's like there's a little bit and I know that I'm in trouble for this but it's like fucking I pictured Demi Moore sitting in her house and everyone's like women never star in movies and she's just like I live in a glass mansion on a cliff. Because I've been starring in blockbusters for mckean and she was sexually fucking do but it's just Brad I pit sexual announced. He just took off a fifty three. We should've because he's Brad Pitt. Yeah men are objectified fucking objectified. Men's looks wchs or just as youth. Yeah check this out Johnny Depp. This is a good actor Johnny. Depp is not Robert De Niro Johnny. Depp is not Daniel day-lewis. He's a good actor. He thinks choices. Yeah and he's I liked him in that. What was the Boston gangster movie? He was good he. I loved him but without that. fucking fucking look without that fucking beautiful looks Johnny. Depp would not be Johnny Depp. Brad Pitt wouldn't be Brad Pitt and Leonardo. The Capri wouldn't be Leonardo capital. Either with Paul Newman or Marlon a little break. All these people the biggest John F. Kennedy frankly or John Junior so it's like it's like it kind of goes the same. The Stars Will Smith. These are all good looking motherfuckers. John Two zero right. This is probably my favorite actor. This motherfucker never you know he he. He's Yeah Yeah Yeah. Well there's a character actor right. Call him character. Actors Robert Redford Yeah. He's Robert Not even a great actor. He was popping because that facials Bulat so by from his catalog sometimes vary overpriced. Is Look at the Robert or hold it together too expensive. Your Ottomans are just a little too expensive for me but I just I don. I know that I'm always going to play devil's advocate about someone really women never starin- shows like I love. Lucy is still like the biggest show sedation patient. You know I just feel like I feel like some right now. There's a little bit of an over correction and it's already been shown on that. Less people are hiring women and writers rooms because they don't want to deal with. It's just like let's just be grateful. The ideas equality not superiority. Right you know what I mean. I think there's a little bit of woke bullying and feminist bullying of like. I say whatever the Fuck I want and you can't say it back to me and if you if you call me out or try to disagree with my call sexist sexist Nicole and fucking fucking call. You won't answer but also controlling what I don't like is this idea of. Were strong women. But you're not allowed to give it back to me because actually we're kind of week two. It's like well okay. Like if you're saying you're so strong girl power all that stuff. You should be able to have a conversation with someone you disagree with. I agree or disagree with you. I agree I agree. So that's where I think. Maybe it's because all my friends are male comics and I have to constantly fight with them and that's crazy. I know you male comics. Tom Extend your friends with male comet. That's wild but I can assure a woman though they're going to be a little chiller. I don't know too much really to nuts really I I go to do my shit get the fuck out of the actors are way weird to me to me. COMEDIANS and professional truth tellers and actors or professional liars. I would rather be friends ends with the truth tellers. So I'm always GonNa get you. Are you friends with actors. I FRA Actress friends. I don't think a lot of fucking nuttier than comment. You think actresses this is Jim. Yes you are yes but yeah. There's crazy people in every field by the way COMEDIANS and actors. We advertise advertise. It we go on stage and tell everyone cram we go podcasts. Yes all that there is something happened. If you feel the need every night to go make strangers left. Something is off. I.

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Good For You

10:03 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"If you put in my code I get to keep doing a podcast. Thank you have a really weird thing in common both had our ear bitten off you at your. Yes but by a dog arrive is I. I wear headphones so much. I had my ear totally bitten off. Yours doesn't have any weird you know does oh it does how. Oh ooh there's no cartilage apart see mine had to get like surgically sewn back together can you see it. Oh right if you could get taken off split off and hanging off when you were how old was three years ago when you were you were famous person three years ago. Yeah Ooh ooh disappeared for like three months. I couldn't leave my house. Oh on whereby last crazy. I didn't even know that. Yeah Yeah Yours you were nineteen. I was nine in a fight. Yeah yeah in a and and it was like a bad fight and it was. It was a few of us. It was literally like some. What are you looking at Shit like my friends were real tough guys and it was just like feel it like did you feel it? I felt the bite and in a way yeah it went numb and eat a lot and JEB led a lot but I couldn't feel it but this was like this I. I was nineteen June of one thousand nine hundred nine. No May of one thousand nine hundred nine and I had already made a plan like because I was kind of getting into trouble. I'm going to go to Los Angeles a be a stand up comedian. I swear God I while he was fighting because I I was kind of winning the fight but it wasn't like we didn't read fighting. But why are your faces so close because I know I got an interesting tussle type of thing and I got on top of him right so he was literally right here. My arms underneath his body. Oh I couldn't get my and his ahead here and he'd seen that Holyfield fight and he knows his before. Oh Shit and he bit my fucking ear and I said to him. You're biting my fucking near like there was no rules like Mike in St Street fighting but as soon as I remember clears as soon as I backed up. I remember going like this and I remember thinking you can't be a stand up comedian with no ear like I remember thinking that didn't sound it. Yeah it's all. What have you told the story on your? I've never told the story in the show. No no so. So how did you got your fucking over one of these rescues crazy. It was present. Is that crazy. Look around. You are so much louder when that sorry. Yeah I like it rescue just recipes with vases that dog agar that dog. That dog is in San Diego. Okay so why who. How did you get your Br? This was a dog that I pulled from a shelter who was abate dog. And what happens with a lot of these especially in. La There's pit bulls. There's dogfighting all sorts of ship. Not that there's such a thing as a pit bull. I always feel the need to say that it's not a real breed right and so on This was a dog that I pulled. It was probably a bay dog and taken from their mother too young so they take all these dogs from their MOMS for two young. What they do is a dog's mouth is their hands right? They use it to but their mom teaches them not to use their mouth as their hands so this dog was taken from his mom too. A young was also kind of my fault. Because I didn't establish dominance properly with the dog because I felt so bad I let the dog sleep in the bed with me. Let them lick me. Let them come. Sit on my lap up and then one day We were on the floor. And Daisy was there one of my other dogs whose licking my face are both licking my face right by yourself. Sold off by myself. I push daisy off me right because you always have to make sure you're keeping dominance when dogs are doing something if you have big dogs right so I pushed daisy away all oh good. I pushed this other guy away wasn't having it. It was so quick. I truly don't I and it wasn't aggression Russian. I ended up taking into this aggression specialist brandon McMillan. WHO's a total bad ass? He was a show I think. CBS about dogs. Because I was like what you have to put the dog down like. I can't like adopt this dog August right so we didn't aggression tests and pit bulls stathis. They always give you a warning so there was no growling. There was anything like say no. We're playing my my ear. I it same thing happen and then there was like a my hair got caught in it so there was like four or five seconds. I just kind of like was like in slow motion that I kind of went unconscious and then I felt weirdly like It wasn't it didn't feel good but it felt kind of like nomin away that I now know because because I looked up her arm not shark. He said that her arm felt like an orgasm. Like they send your brain sends endorphins and sends oxygen. They have no year award. Here wasn't none of that. Should happen. Stink cooks next door. You're so it kind of felt good in a way. It's like our brains way to keep the bus fighting and I I did did this and I felt like warm and I felt like wechat and I looked in the mirror and then finally I saw that my ear was hanging hanging down Joe and I was like okay and then I really calm and did you have to get like a surgery. I had to get surgery. I almost ran at a time. Because you know cartlidge it you only have four hours till it confused back so they had to so back in but the problem with ears is you can anesthetize ears because you have to put the needle in the cartridge so he was like. It's going to hurt so much more to anesthetize your ears so you saved your college. Yes so this is my. This is all my ear. I have some filler in here like they put like wrestling or something to kind of make it look normal. Aw I could still do another surgery but I don't really give a shit but they sewed it together and then like a month later I went back to get like a checkup on it. And they're like oh we didn't think it was going to take at Cedars at Cedars man and I went to Ucla for the next Guy Years on a joke doc. Nah You came close. Yeah years aren't a fucking joke. What did you use to fill it in? No there is no fill in. That's why there was no okay. I was in a fucking I was in Brookdale Hospital. Anybody from Brooklyn. I'll tell you Brooke. The hospital is not a good house. There's no cardinals. There's no colleges like a bite. It's a it's a bite fight cartilage off now I had to get a skin graph from back in my ear. They gave me like a little skin graph. And that's how they sort of made the skin but there were no no nothing there was no. I'm just glad that I got this shit fucking for a while because I was so self conscious of it and I know as a guy. You can't hide it just no. You can't hide him attic and I was like you know but luckily it worked out. And I haven't gotten in any trouble but there is something I think when you have an injury like that it really forms you as a person. It has an impact on you like kind of trauma it happened you as an adult having to be as an adult happened to be three years ago. Yeah it was crazy. Shit was one thousand nine hundred a different person. Yeah there was so stupid you know when I was nineteen I was so dumb so dominant but boys in particular. I think we're at our dumbest between seventeen and twenty Lord of the flies where you're going out to sort of figure figure out where you stand in the world where you're at your dumbest because you also think you're at your smartest that's really fascinating your fucking dumb as shit now because of like social media. Yeah all the dumb shit we did in secret. People are now putting on the Internet for permanent use for every. Imagine all the shit that you did when you were nineteen uploading it and having employers be able to Google it forever. I mean I can't imagine being nineteen like just like I can't even imagine being single now at this age as a single single man like the the the like how you meet people like. There's no like there's no like I feel like now I mean I'm sure what happened still but I feel like now like the when I was a kid or even in my twenties and married and I was single but the whole idea I mean it was like a like a fucking torture to go up to a woman and I was never good at this. I kind of believe that I'm telling you I was never good at it. I was what did you do. Yeah what was your Miami. Let's go let's see in my think my thing was how you doing you know but but that's all I have. It was very nervous. How do you deal with now as a woman as someone who's like 'cause you're like Shit talker right AM I? Yeah you you talk Shit. Yeah just just like about like like your sense of humor like you. You're kind of a rancher talk shit. Yeah but you're also like you know one of these people that are in this Hollywood movement of moving things forward you know. How do you sort of play both of those things because like like you could be a chip talk of it? Then they'll be like well now. You're being you know you're complaining like not saying like Oh somebody donald trump's touching or whoever but yeah that's obvious but like just in terms of playing both sides of it. My thing is like I just you know. I know that there are a lot of people. Think I gotTA play certain game in. Kiss them certain ass and like you know support port this because my thing is I definitely do call out hypocrisy. I don't like it you know like in the last special. I thought I was going to get in a lot of trouble because I was like. Hey No one's been meaning in this business than women wise wise no in saying that and I thought I was gonna get torn apart but women were like totally you know because I think there's very few women right right now how the microphone and a lot of women are just like all right. Well there's nothing we can do you know so. I didn't realize how much people were already thinking that. I don't think I say things. That are wildly. I only off the grid and you know what I mean like sometimes when I do should talk about something that's totally true so it doesn't end up being super controversial got you is. I'm not like I'm I don't WanNA attack anybody anybody you know but I just think it's like a little bit crazy that everyone is like you know like Sport Women in Hollywood Sport Women Hollywood and like all the movies union go..

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01:49 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

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02:14 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"You're like the mcrib. You got a huge twelve carat diamond engagement ring. You should not have gotten her a diamond now. She knows what hard is supposed to feel like. Aw that's cool down the middle member that I got to watch going up to him afterwards because when you say after every rose you're like hey sorry like just jokes or whatever and he went scrapes. Great television he just said to me that was great television and I remember being like that. Such a weird thing to say after someone just came for your Dick and your wife and your daughter like that was great television man it it kind of sent chills down my spine really remember Knbr. I remember remember were biased as you are now because I had no idea he was like a business guy he was like a business guy with you know silly hotels and team the number one TV show we forget. He's a fucking brilliant television ratings person. He knows how to get people to watch stuff really smart shoot and end afterwards. He said that was great TV. And any right ever any roast I had ever done when I did Joan rivers I wrote for Flavor Flav I wrote for Larry the Cable Guy. Maybe maybe Pam Anderson someone's feelings got hurt in the person getting roasted always gets up there halfway through is like okay. Didn't realize you know you realize not. Everyone is a sociopath. And they you get up there they always get their feelings hurt. Carrot top almost cried Pam Anderson got really upset with me and Donald trump good television. Right nothing not shaken by anything. No feelings hurt. He's a motherfucker. It was wild I saw. Somebody said something about how he doesn't drink water. He doesn't like I'm like you. Oh you watch it on the speeches. You know if you're if you're doing stand up work. Yeah even apart averages because you need to keep your ship Moyes. I watched him one of his fucking things as we said I watched the whole thing and he didn't drink water he didn't even sweat house. This is a fucking animal because you could say what you want about him. That motherfuckers in animal animal and beast east of fucking nasty fucking fucking beast. He's an animal so it is what it is but we don't want to do policy. I know people get tired tired.

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

09:42 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"I can't believe you're revenue in this summer. Like twice every summer I remember to to put on gloves and I drive with my glove so that I don't age my hand. We were talking about saving stuff in penalty. Did that in front of you is why but we but we just have like we they matter sunscreen. I have to wear as we were talking about it. Yes I totally get it but I I remember I was like I don't understand it but then you text me like you gave me a date like whatever the day. Hey was in a few weeks will you. Will you open for me. Mc You didn't say open for me Samson. I'll I'll do it. I'll do it and I'm thinking I'm not doing the show and then you you know it's two weeks I'm reminding you down. You don't have to do it if you don't WanNa bone it you but you pushed me like and I was like fuck it. I'll do it. What's the worst thing can come inside cat a couple? Ah Ideas in my head and you. It was at the at the the lab. which is the safest place is so small small Chil- and I was like I'm going to bring everybody buddy up the little announcements and fucked around with the crowd a little bit and I tried a couple of ideas and and that was like about about a little bit more for years ago and then since then I've been back in stand up comedy and the reason why I say the fondness I talk about a wife because you know to have somebody that you in your Fa- a fan of and then you know who sort of pushes you in a nice way to do something that literally has become in the last year? Like a whole new part of my creative creative world like that. I'll say like the fondness and the appreciation that I have you so when you say friends like out on what you consider me but I'm like all my wife. My wife was like Whitney we talk about Georgia or like what I'm like. You know when I'm on fucking tour. Because I started touring and I'm like timeless fucking bitch come out here and like where's my ten percent but I'll always like have that you you know sort of like affinity to you for that and then like you know what I started doing like just love me. I haven't I have had this business. You have so much comings and goings people and and stand up in particular motherfuckers. There's such haters stand ups you you know a lot of times. We'll get jobs as actors. I never once in my head been like. Who's this motherfucker know? He's like I'm yeah I'm never like oh he's never acted like well. Some people more insecure and the majority of them are on some bullshit right. But you know for you give me that encouragement and then the follow through in like literally like push me to do it like when you say like I have like a an appreciation for that like 'cause this business you come across so many people apple for so many years and it's so hard to maintain and you have your own family and we all travel and you know it's like many carney life you're in Pittsburgh for three months wants to this show and it's hard to maintain relief for me just like I'll always have that appreciation for you to push me over off the cliff to start are doing 'cause I adore doing. It's intimidating but I get off on that issue like star involuntary response. People can't fake it to me. Stand up is like the truth you do. TV shows. That was a great. Take your like all right. People give comments in the comments section. That was amazing. You can't trust you. I can't trust anyone's opinion whether someone laughs voluntarily or not like that's true I know where I stand with you. People feel the most. Yeah kind of funny because that night. The first time you were going on the lab that I gone what like twenty years more than that you were like. I don't know I don't know you without your socio like five minutes twenty minutes walking around but but I I love it. I'm enjoying it and I've been out and about and going on hot spots the buffalo bills in Buffalo Joe. Oh Buffalo. I did buffalo with no voice. I had bronchitis and I couldn't even speak in the audience like helped me out there the whole show. I did the whole show with bronchitis. I'm so scared geared of fortunately I haven't been sick but I'm so scared of doing standup sick. I have some I. I started bringing my microphone on the road. It it is a game changer. I take it Ben knows I bring it with me. My opener goes off puts my microphone on nobody notices. Nobody sees sees it and I have a fresh Mike. You're not inhaling the civil lists of fuck in you know you're not inhaling all the road pussy off people's Chins ends that hit the microphone. You're not inhaling bobby lease scrotum juice or any of that. Think about what goes on with these microphones on the road. But forget the road the fucking clubs in L. A. or even Nastier because it's ten minutes ten minutes I mean in it's the night before the fucking week before a four. It's disgust doctor. Won't even talk to me like when I come in and I'm sick he's just like are you doing stand up every night the commerce again. He's like all right. I'll give you a Z pack. But I cannot to help you but the most filthy thing is our cell phone the filthiest thing on the planet lease. It's my own. Yeah that's right my own like it's just like a circular circulated did shit because I'm jammed up. I got all sorts of like it's all part of Judaism and Jewish east coast. Juta specific kind of Jew Dude. Dinosaur Ju Ju like the dinosaur Jews like Bernie Sanders okay. That's that's a certain kind of Jew and again I am Jewish to make sure it's a certain kind of Jew that will go extinct at a certain point but I'm the new era of it and it's more like more like cooler but we will morph into that. It probably won't be with the suits but the hair growing out of the random mole with haircut. And you know uh-huh in flint screen bottom. Yeah so have you encountered any like won't culture warriors going into stand up because I feel like with what you were doing for so long and podcasting you know like you would say. What's on your mind like so fearless? I haven't had any problems. Live the euro with any like social. Oh Shit you know the only thing that Kinda like you know people perk up at is the trump shit but but other than that I haven't in had I haven't had any any real. You know real problems you know With that or or any kind of backlash or anything like that and you know. I haven't you know my my comedy is in is in particular. I say fuck lot but it's not dirty. Yeah you're gonNA me like that guy it's dirty say fuck. I just the way I talk. Yeah and then and then the trump stuff because I hit him I hit him. I like to do you. You hit him and I think that mother fucker and I want to continue to hit him. I feel like you have to hit him me. I feel like a half I think. Also you you particularly I think sometimes and like I was watching an interview that you were on that I really. This is a sentiment that I go back and forth saying everyone has a platform needs to be using it to be speaking right now or else your neighboring but you are so specifically qualified in a way because being from New York and running like knowing him so in knowing his character. Yeah it's like you have a moral imperative to share what you now. Yeah and because he's a New Yorker and the way he talks you know. He's like on some deranged. My cousin Vinny Shit. You know like that movie. My cousin vinny like he went out and the townspeople. He charmed all the small town. People Joe PESCI. This is the the bad deranged elvers. Because these these people that are still fucking with him. Forget the policies forget the Ukraine. Forget forget forget all the shit just the fact that he'll make fun of his opponents looks his wife's the wife's looks Ted Cruz. The Ted Cruz wife the John McCain the dead John McCain Dessino fucking president but I think a lot of people and I learned this just from touring a lot a lot of people. I see that as someone who's like he doesn't give a fuck he's an Alpha he's not playing may July. He's been doing other people get freaked out then. Those are the same people as your president. I mean like he's my president that has no control smells and they said well you're doing I go kind of president. That's right that's right. I'm not. I'm not a political person. I'm I'm an actor and I'm not and even a buttoned up the George Clooney. I'm not one of these fucking head head shaken. I'm here for a big call. I'm just here to talk shit. So yeah I'm doing. And yes he's doing he's the president. I want the president to be in more control of their of their language in their emotions than me. Yeah because I know I'm fucking nuts. Yeah there's also something so teflon about him. That's fascinating because like I did his roast. You did that did the his roast did you perform a right. I performed on it. It was that real. We were writing jokes about him. Running for President like it was a joke. Like you're such a fame or you're running for president This must have been Joan rivers. David Hasselhoff two thousand two thousand eleven. I Made Fun of his Dick. I went after his Buildings saying buildings were trash. I mean I went. So what after Malani as she was sitting right there going after I mean just I would you say like she let him pull it it up. I said Gross. Nobody likes you come back every couple years and nobody knows why..

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

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10:27 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"I do nothing wrong. Oh Susan the product of anyone who walks up to you and says hey lip tarred get out of here. Get the fuck out my face Susan. She's trying to be funny. I think that's the other thing. I don't think you know how to role play people in the south because this is what Susan. There's no telling me citizen bullet. Hey Hollywood are you vote in different out there Hollywood. You guys got some fruity tendencies out there. Hollywood that's the that's the South Susan. It just took one but I think that she's trying to be funny. I think that a lot of people don't understand a lot of times. People are mean to you. They're usually trying to be funny and they're just bombing because a joke that doesn't land is in either an insult or ally right so a lot of times. They're just trying to be funny in bombing. You're right so what should I do. You do it to me okay. Hey big shot. I can't believe I find you. Funny out there wait now you just walk into that is actually the one thing that i Hansen your whole life. You might have been funny. How they get you on them show what they do? That's what my family does always like. How did this happen? I mean you would never funny. This is so weird you a never would have seen this coming or my family in Texas will I'd say Jesus did it. They'll be like well. Thank Jesus is watching over. And I'm like Jesus didn't do any of this. I see I worked really hard earned this. Jesus had nothing to do with this like I ended up having to fight over like trying to share credit on my career with this. which is Lithuanian? That's a no win situation but I just think you have to just laugh laugh. Just laugh. They're trying to be funny. Hey live towards yes. That's it and then just so you're so funny. Just ask them questions. That's the other thing people that are old. They're just trying it'd be funny. They're trying to relate to you they're trying to make you laugh. Just ask them questions. Put it back on them. How are you doing? What's going on with you? Where do you plan to be buried plot yet? Do you have cancer now. You Might WanNa think about how you treat people. That'd be a good idea. Your thoughts about that. Your daughter still pregnant. I just think that we all go home with a specific set of expectations. That our family is like trying to hurt us and and we make it worse than sometimes are just. Don't go home. That's my advice. Yeah if you have truly bad family. Don't go home but my thing is I do want to work on. This and I agree with you that when I go home when I know that you deserve when I go home for the holidays I do think that I wanna work better on being better this I I flick something work better on being better this sometimes I feel like I'm doing this service to my family. Because they want the best version of me and I'm there being Moody Little Brat you are you are Bratty Addi. Say That you're ready. I can say I'm Brandy 'cause I've been Kinda Haha. I'm so earth weight but my producers are telling me do. We need introduce our guest and stop bickering Michael reports here. I'm excited experience. Love Him so much and I think it's important to have guests on like this because I I just I think we're at this point. Where people if they disagree with each other they just don't talk or they don't go on each other's shows are everywhere in this echo chamber? Where a bunch of people that agree with each other doing this circle jerk work in podcasts? And they're just like agreeing like Michael. Sometimes I agree with them sometimes. I and that's why we're good friends. Well rounded person. He's just like he says what he means. He's not pandering to anybody. Anybody don't have to agree with him. You don't have to be pissed off if he says something you don't like he just he. I I respect anyone. WHO believes what they say and has a strong strong opinion? Even if I don't agree the funny so there's the pre-christmas exercise even if you don't agree with everything. Michael says this exercise in tolerating an opinion that is different than in yours. Just it's funny just laughs very funny Michael rapaport get in here please. You'll get the I. Don't rolling yes. The reason why I don't wear headphones is because I'm looking looking at you and I could hear you like if I was in another room and sound engineer. I'd wear headphones but I can see you like even if you talk the software. That's why I don't wear headphones. I've you've already hit for all your pockets. I think it's the plug. Did you hear through your headphones. I don't I haven't thought about. Are you hearing me through your head up. There's a problem. I don't think they're plugged in anything. They're not working so I mean but where they look good on everyone. No this is an unscripted show. No not we're playing ourselves. Yes ourselves headphones. I don't know what this is. I mean no. I don't really hear any. I think the idea is that. What is the point of headphones Dave? He'd your fucking got yourself headphones on. Don't know either. I think they were to hear the noise canceling. I can't hear them but I get that. They're hearing the sound so like away from my mic. Right Right Chris goes but but I don't need them to hear you. I hear you my mind right now. Sometimes Rogan now. We'll go you need to lean into your Mike and I get that I get that too heard I gather of us ever need to get closer to the only need to get over here. You know like that but but for here you you know this just as I would even go like that. So you're GONNA lean forward. Okay you can tell that. I'm not speaking to them. I if I would say because you lean forward right I don't know I would just blackout but you've got two people were headphones so don't tell me uh-huh for your vanity. I mean you look good with the headphones but you can. I would say he's the my experience you know like fly without him no you. How's that head of hair? Yeah I mean Shit specially your head of hair looks good. Well now I feel I makes me feel more like a professional. I don't WanNa fuck you up. You fucked me up. I would've done completely in my hair I would have done like a curl. I'm good net. It's all laid down your good. I have a weird question. Are we friends. I consider your friend. I feel like we're I feel like we don't know each other that well no but we're close in a weird way I I mean I don't even know the long but I'll just I'll inform your viewers. You know like it was about a year and a half ago. I think that might have been when I first I met you. You know when you actually met me and you won't remember this. We met at the Mayweather Pacquiao fight okay and I was sitting like upfront. I Okay and you were standing up. I was going Berserk. I was having so much fun. You Go. Everyone was sitting down kind it from what I understand you. Okay I'm hoping wishing the it just Jewish Jewish the winter Jewish Jewish men in the winter. What are you hearing the guy we need a cough drought recall Nikola? Let me tell you this. I'll say this. I know you're a stern show fan. And the fact that Hillary Clinton had a coughing fit on library today. It made me want to embrace my public. Coughing fits because I've always ashamed but I'm like this woman almost like I know that coughing fit. Well I also you've you've done Howard. It's it's six. Am when all the all the throat gels and crystallize the night that. I've never done that that. That deep dish showered like come on there. I stirred up. Yeah you really do. But but as far as friends yeah and media we met in passing. Okay I just was like high. 'cause I think comics have like a vibration where even if you don't know each other you kind of know each other so we were like. Hey what's up. I wasn't even a comic at that point. Yeah but you have the comic brain right. You're a comic and your bones. I think but when when about a year in some change ago we you and I were we're guests on Burke crisis podcast and and you and burt were like you gotta do stand up. You've got to stand up for that. We got there and Bert. Wasn't there right for like forty five minutes. We waited for burt for forty years old. Fuck impact on hands show at his home. Coup fuck is pertinent doing when he like. Is this guy. Took forty five minutes to get there and then the mother fuckers late forty cooking and I. I'm so I'm I'm so like I'm coming to the end of being a podcast guest. You probably get this too. I'm John. I'm in retirement. I was like I'm done podcast. I was it's a fucking job. I was a fulltime podcast guest done. I'm done okay. Losing money all the time driving van Nuys every other day. Doing other people's pie is like jury duty straight. You get to ask and you're like I know I have like two months this all you got to tell them no match my new year's resolution that was just mind. Yeah Ah fucking done after this one after all the way out of this fucking piss whole check you you think you spend your money a little bit more wisely fucking got lighting. This is a real sort of fake impression of kind of pissed box. You had me drive out but I'll say but so is ours comic and being friends I mean this how I consider you and my wife knows a suit. Because I've talked about you to my wife is that you know so you guys were like you got to stand up the guy who drove you home. That day drove me home that day. Because guess and you're like you gotTa do you gotTa do it and then you go. I'm doing the IMPROV lab in like three weeks just coming. Mc for me you don't even have to. You don't have to do any time that you could just bring me up on as you do five minutes you could and I was like are fuck get fucked like a matter of fact I remember when Jomo Fuck. This bitch is crazy. I don't do fuck it in your home. You had your white driving gloves like I as we talked about our skin stuff we talked about like like skin. I can't believe you're revenue in this summer. Like twice every summer I remember to to put on gloves and I drive with my glove so that I don't age my hand..

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11:20 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

"Season. Nah Holidays Ready. Are you ready. I'm ready. I love the holidays. We put some questions out there. y'All some cues to us about the cues to you. I put questions on instagram. I read them. y'All wanted us to tell you about how to survive the holidays. Today's with your toxic family. I know my demo. I know my mother broke it. That's my demo. The broken toys. Follow me I. I wanted to real quick address the controversy around holiday songs that people are trying to cancel. I Shan't I Shan't with this Bullshit Ed if you cancel holiday in a couple of them okay. Trash to me. Which one's the baby? It's called baby. It's cold outside. You're on baby. It's cold outside and I Shan't shouldn't. Let's the problem is that she's trying to go. She got she has to leave. Okay she said I will say one more drink. It's called flirting. They're flirting but she says that she has to go. And he says Baby One more drink. It's cold outside. Yeah they're still affording and it is called outside but shoot. I don't think she knows therefore I think she said hard boundaries she has to go but okay. Let's role play. We're flirting tell me they. They are trying to keep her safe. Because how does she get killed if she does out. Maybe he seems like one of them have goulashes and she's going to get out there and just that's it. I think he's helping an uptight woman. Women have fun. She's obviously at his house or someplace. I mean that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that you're missing the point. I'm not missing the point. Point is they are the point. Is You can't cancel Christmas songs. The only only reason Christmas songs are good is because we know the melody and we've heard them and their nostalgic. You can't just make Chicago. Also what kind of nerds. Actually listening to the music lyrics get away. What's the other one People are mad about Mariah Carey. All I want for Christmas. Is You who cares. What's the problem it's a Bengal? They're they're saying that she only you know it's it's laps APPs. She's only. They're saying that she only wants a man for Christmas. And that's net. That's all I never said. It's a man and also even can sing it. What if a man Sung that song? Would it be feminist. Oh yeah they were romantic. Maybe John Legend Sunette. That's right it'd be a Bang Bang. I don't like it because it's like is this a woman actually does is materialistic. Then she's revolving her life around a man Cuba. Would it be worse if she was like all all I want for. Christmas is an Aramis bag and some Louis vitton sneakers and like that'd be trashed too. I think we should go back to two teeth. That's a southern classic and there's one more people are mad about which grandma got run over by reindeer which she should've been the fucking road. It's funny it's funny and and also reindeer violence against women. Reindeer don't see gender reindeer reindeer. Don't see anything I don't think they're blind their bland. Listen more people get killed by dear then. Crocodiles bears combined. Did you know that I didn't know that that's true. I did the research for use Google that year this morning we need to start a segment called. Oh Benton's coroner. It's holiday time. A lot of people to get to the point are asking about how to survive toxic family environments and stop looking at your nails. What do you what else is there to do? Besides you when I was just drives me nuts. You look at your nails while I'm talking. Are you bored. It was just. I thought this was a good post and to come back to the you have anyone else. I've talked relationships. Go unless here I need to. I need the notes now. Can you imagine if you're talking and I just started looking looking into under the camera usually waiting waiting. I was active listening. Not Active listening. It is distracted. You guys. Benton is abusive sweating. Here's my number one piece of advice for going home to toxic house. Let's urges any households. which is you got to set boundaries? I'm bad at a lot of things. Not Boundaries Alabama got a black belt in boundaries. That's my shit. I'm a boundary bitch. Okay when when you go home for the holidays number one piece of advice you tell them the window of time. You're going to be there in advance. You just go for the day. What are you insane? You say I would love to come twelve to four good. You set the window ahead of time so that they know that you're not going to be smart the heart out. That's really smart out now. I just leave their like. Are you leaving. I'm like I'm done now. The problem is that if you don't give them a window in advance then you're negotiating. Why are you leaving? You can't leave asshole like me. That's right you gotta tell them ahead of time you know whereas if you give them a window of time and you stay fifteen minutes over that you're a hero now. Oh Yeah you're the nicest person around. That's a good point you don't do this. Don't do. I have the opposite problem. I just leaving. They're like where are you going having open gifts yet but I'm done you gotTa tell him a window. Okay more than that staying at someone's House all day. That is a math problem. No psychiatrists can solve that is like y equals Amex plus Family trauma plus high expectations expectations. Plus people spending money plus guilt divided by guilt sweared. Really rough of ancestral. Shame Equals Ron is going to snap. He needs to take his divorce out on somebody. You know you you have to control where your body is. That's the only thing you can control role right. We say in program like you can only control what's inside your hula-hoop you can't control everything else. You've got to get out of there before everyone gets wasted and before everyone starts talking about politics see I. I agree with that. I agree you can only control yourself. My my mom always says my big thing during the holidays my my whole life you can ring a bell so don't say anything you can't take Mac and you can't expect people to have the same heart as you so don't get upset when they don't believe the same when you do for for for everyone not for you. Don't engage H.. Just don't say anything just you know I think especially with politics like my new thing is ahead of time. I'm GonNa tell people I'm not talking about politics when I go to something now. I'll oh hey just a heads up. I'm trying to not talk about politics over the holidays just because it's too stressful for me so if I walk away from a conversation out of nowhere nothing personal so youth Klay family. If you've seen that takes I'd be like what's wrong with you. Are you telling me this. I just think we have to also embrace people that are we have to be okay with people being crazy. What what we do is we expect people crazy all year and we've specked on Christmas that all of a sudden they're neurology is magically going change? 'cause there's some pretty cookies around and that's not how neurology corologis works and also they're not crazy. We're all crazy. You are crazy. You can't go on the holiday thing you're better than your family. That's show up being there like on their own so ignorant. They're all so so the problem in a different city. Yeah I just think like the definition of insanity we all know. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. Not Go home and expect to your family members to have just gone through three months of therapy and psychotherapy and read every self help book. It's not gonNA happen. They're the the same people in different sweaters and you just have to radically accept them and Glenn Cookie go there with the intention to see your family and having a good time not to fix them or to change. That's Saturday night. Your family showing up like who. Did you know that if you quit. Stop it stop it. If someone is wearing a sweatshirt with an airbrush cat on it they went to Florida. What they went to congratulate them? You need to lower your expectations right especially if one of your family members super into it like if one of your family members is wearing like Christmas sweater with the ball bangs wreath Nipple pasties. That's too much fat. They need this more than you need. It let them have it. I I always think the best the best thing to do is to be of service when you go home for the holidays. I think you just keep busy. You go in the kitchen you start you start taking the trash out. You start washing dishes. It is water the tree put the Christmas gifts and piles of makers. I wish I'd go in the kitchen. The South allowed in the kitchen the women in the kitchen and you get the hell away. That's what that's how the southward okay. What happens if you try to go in the kitchen? You told to you get very very abruptly to leave the fucking kits. No one wants help. Yeah my mom. And then we're very big fans of your in the way if you're in there you're not helping your causing more war problems. Your mom and I are the same person. I also think that when we go home something happens where we regress to being the like a child hundred percent. I go right back to high school because I think it's something about the pattern recognition and also this Pavlovian thing. Where when you go home all of a sudden you're back to your teenage self like you get less mature like and you're around a bunch of people who have seen you your whole life and they've seen the worst versions of you? You go home now outgrown immature and adult but they have already cast you in a certain role. Aw so you find yourself either conforming to the person that they have decided you are or you have to audition to them. That you're a new person. Your new purse. I AH interesting here. Is that people. Do you think the only people that leave their hometown like if you stay in your hometown. You're more likely to be adjusted to that way of life. Because I thought the people that have the biggest problem with go back home because the majority of if you're wanting to leave your hometown you have like a something you want. I don't want to be here when you go. You go back to a different place. Some people are already there. Have Yeah interesting so I just I think that also your family knows where you're buttons are one hundred. You know what I mean like. Your mom knows she's who put him. I'm there who installed them all something that I love that people say and Alanon is it's not one thing it's your mother like. You just have to know that going going into it. You GotTa know. It's a landmine and you've got to be gracious and yet is not take the bait. I think that's my biggest thing is. Don't take the Bate. I would like to know how to do that. Let's do it. I'm the person when we come home. Now People Wanna say like hey look who it is big time. It's Mr Bali. I've trained to know that I'm just gonNA ignore nor you. If you do this to Canada so I WANNA learn. The people are scared of you because they don't know what's going on with your gender charm First of all I I cannot ignore people when I would like to learn this because I do you. Take the bait debate. I just I I mean I ignore the bay like this to be the bait. You could be disclosed. You can't do that. Let's just try it. I'm going to tell you what I would do. And then you helping mechanism okay. All right so you're going home to your family. My big one is hanging out. That's the biggest thing I'm gonNA. I'm doing well if it isn't the Hollywood Lib Tarred No. I would just look away. I can't Susan for me too good for me now that Susan yes Jose. I know you can't do that but that's what I do nothing wrong. Oh Susan the product of anyone who walks up to you and says hey lip tarred get out of here. Get the fuck out my face Susan. She's trying to be funny. I think that's the other thing. I don't think you know how to role play people in the south because this is what Susan. There's no telling me citizen bullet. Hey Hollywood are you vote in different out there Hollywood. You guys got some fruity tendencies.

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

01:30 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Good For You

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:41 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Hey guys it's a brand new something's burning uncut this week is with Whitney Houston Whitney coming ago rappaport Michael rapaport whose name I pronounced wrong through the entire episode I hope you guys are enjoying these like I said this is the full uncut audio and you will hear Mike a hot one two this is a hot one the body shots world door is continuing it is Friday for listening to this so last night I was in Virginia Beach Tonight I'm in Baltimore for two rose Montclair New Jersey Saturday for two shows Huntington New York Sunday for two shows Cincinnati Ohio November seventh on Thursday for two shows rbis Ohio the eighth for two shows November ninth at the Chicago Theatre for two shows than Fort Wayne Indiana Fresno Reno Las Vegas Salt Lake City in Cleveland Ohio if you want you can call me at three two three two zero eight zero eight four four you can text me call me elbing GonNa work if you call but you can text me in I'm using that number to send out blasts for tickets when I go on tour so when I'm starting my two thousand twenty tour which I will be announcing very shortly eh I will then use that to blast you out to know that pre sales on right now obviously I'll be putting it on instagram and twitter facebook but if I think if you want to get tickets this is the best way to get tickets it goes right to your phone and you know when pre-sales on so you can get the best seats for the best prices it will go right to your phone hey guys Bert Pre presale started for my two thousand twenty tour that we have not named yet I've shot a video obviously you can find it on instagram go ahead reg what we're going to say anything okay and that is the best way to get an alert for tickets that's all really use this for I'm not gonNA use it and bother you I won't be sending you a text after probably five pm it'll just be in the afternoon so you know when tickets go on sale or anything special for instance on my Netflix Specials GonNa Air I'm GonNa Bass John There and go hey man afflict specials going to air there's a couple of guys that did that with mailing lists really smart wisely where I got the emails that's all this shit I want to know like as a fan of yours Louise to do that he'd like very wisely use a and not just abused he'd be like Hey guys I just shot horse and Pete it's online for five dollars if you want you can go buy it it'll be like Oh fuck yeah thank you man so that's the way I'm gonNA use this number once again the number three two zero eight zero eight four four you can text me I am the only one that reads the was tax on the only one that replies those tax I can't apply to all tax but why will hop on a couple of times a day usually when I'm shitting or getting something done in in like a like on the planes going to download a bunch and then reply to a bunch and and those were me really replying it's not a bought and I think that's it is that it and that those numbers aren't giving out not going to be sold it's asking Futures Company meeting with them tomorrow and I'll get more details and and and like I said it's pretty awesome because if I want to just blast even people just blasted Cleveland people and if it's your birthday I can send you a happy birthday am I still doing personalized birthdays just video seeing me saying happy birthday I don't know three three zero eight zero eight four four I've looked at my phone and it's going to be the third phone number I know I know my my dad's phone number I know the ants phone number I know I don't know which is I don't know our home phone number I don't know Islas I don't know nope I don't know any phone numbers I just got it out of me Dan with didn't need it.

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

13:02 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on About Last Night

"Com with your favorite APPs. Get into the POD why you love it and I will fire off some some fucking merge to you and I've done that Senate. I probably over one hundred things over the last month so e mail us about last night Padrino Dot Com and take whatever you say and put it on the I tunes Review Chart Because that helps us climb ladders and and ranks of the podcast world so many great APPs coming up Henry Winkler Kelsey Cook Nicole Arbour Brent Morin and John Kite Dana carvey John Stamos the hits just keep on coming so now that we've got the tour dates twitter handles and merged info out of the way sit back relax and enjoy a brand new episode sort of the about last night podcast with the one and only Michael Rapaport will the weekend Chad I do so you said down and ask Adult Day. Take a feel good good. I love You're doing standup. People don't know this too and when you first start doing it. There's a handful of people that I mean you hate Nass Pitches Hayden and that's the name your first comedy Album Hayden Hayden Ass bitches from. At Comic View. It's Michael rapaport presenting thing is new our special. Hey but there's certain people that like jump into this world that you just as comics who've been doing it you you have a pushback immediately and just like really like what's going on but like I can pretty much attest like unanimously like people that know you and especially the now the the podcasting casting and just every appearance you're ever on whether it's a fucking today show with Hoda and Kathie Lee or a or a get up or the jump or like power one. Oh six it's like you're consistently funny and with a point of view and it's like an articulate and it's like what more do you need to onstage by yourself then. There's three everything's yeah yeah so I was like Oh. This is going to be an easy transition and people should know you started doing that right. Did I did start. I started out doing stand up when I was nineteen. Did I as a as a performer as professional perform. I started out doing stand up and I was young one thousand nine hundred. I wasn't like one of these whiz. The kids stand ups like Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy or one of these kids got understood. I didn't understand the craft at aw I didn't understand you know what a show was in any of that stuff and then I was so young I was just finding myself and then I I from from doing a couple of open. MICS just was lucky from doing a couple like Sunday night. Open mics at the Improv Sunday was a different vibe but like the early early show Sunday. This is one thousand nine hundred nine was like Kinda like they'll put anybody up especially early Gotcha and I went up there five minutes and the first time I was on stage at the Improv Gary Marshall Director of pretty woman go clear their own right league their Penny Penny Marshall and he him and his assistant were there and and you know they she came out introduce introduce yourself to me. Gary wants to meet you because he's a New York. I was so he yeah you're from New York. Yeah I mean I can't lists right through yeah. I know but from that you know like I said I want you to do a play reading you know and I did a play reading and then like a couple of weeks later I went up and then I got it was like from standup I got kind of brought into acting straight acting and I my head at the the one thousand nine hundred at the time I was like I'm going to be an actor like Seinfeld or Eddie Murphy like I want to be like I wasn't there isn't really sort of a format eh but once I started the first time I ever read a scene like sides from a scene like I was like this is what I'm GonNa do like discipline dicit like fuck to stand up faulk every like this is what I dreamt up acting this I want to do this is what I want to do. This is what comes natural to me. This is more natural Salani sport like I loved Basketball Group wanting to be a great basketball player but like as soon as I remember the first time I looked like it was like as if you're a math AFP person and you're like Oh this is easy to me like it made sense to me so then I started acting. I got a lot of good stuff early to Gary Sense that too when you did. Did you do a reading for him. I mean he didn't say I was nineteen. Oh he likes. He likes to buy a New York. He's very look just just like gotTA gotTa kick out there and that was like a sort of a confidence builder and like I can do this and then I started acting and I've acted and I'm always gonNA continue continuing like in the last year and a half from do my pockets and the encouragement of of other comics was windy. Cummings got to stand up. You've been thinking about it. from doing your Pod Bill Burs pod a just started and being able to mix it up with comics mix it up with like oh I can hang with that that I've always always had different things so then like Whitney was just come to me with the at the comedy lab at the at the lab at the Improv. It'll be thirty people. They're just run. See for me. Go up there. You could literally say here's when he come into you could bullshit around just grab the mic and just live so I went up. I did like five minutes just bullshitting with the crowd and nervous and I was like new went better than I expected and then they will come back do the lab the next week so I kind of thought through in for about the last two months I'd just been going hard and you know and I know that like some comedians are like Iran. You didn't do the road unlike listen fuck. You show up on a set when I'm acting. I'm not breaking your yeah. You know what I'm saying like. It's like dishes in a few books on yeah. You know like if I see you want to say I'm not going to be like oh well. You're it is what it is. You know there's enough for everybody to get yours sing. I don't get about there's only one Michael rapaport so he's not like me Brad just talking like he's he's on tour. I'm following his Caroline's going to count them like when he's there yeah Killa Shit sell out like why are you worrying about me. I Know Dude Fuck you worrying about me well. That's just an insecurity of people do want to start going that path but there's there's something to about. What is it about standup that you you get a kick out of more so than acting like there? Was this overwhelming feeling when you read your sides what do you did you get that when you got that I laugh on stage the laugh the getting laughs the thing that I love a one of the things that I'm loving about stand up is the unpredictability the good and bad on short yeah. You know you never know what the fuck if you're GONNA get. I still haven't figured I wonder what you guys think how much of it is in your hands. How much of it is in the crowd hands all? What do you think there's different difference? When you're on the road versus not your factory here Shit? What are you? What is your take on that well like Uh? I know that when I'm on stage I like to think I like to think that it's all up to me that that I'm in control of everything and yes chromebook can go a little off but then it's my job to steer the ship you know get back on the road but hey if the entire audience collectively just decided to fuck your shit up that night which happened happened and just started talking like I want a guy walk up on stage. Our buddy norm is here. He's from Baltimore. This has happened in Baltimore. A guy walked up onstage St Stewart Stage next to me and just started dancing. Just start just started doing the Dougie and I started insulting them and being like hey you know you gotta roll. Don't fucking do that it and look at how bad your dancing but it it bounced off. I'm like bullets offer superman where he just stood there and just kept dancing in my defense was fought Alexander it showcase the moves working on dancing and I just kind of looked at the club owner like you're going to do anything that you use well use it and I'm just they assume from that and I'm like I'm done that like and the audience does to this happens for me. When across thing will happen and then I'll handle it and doing it for a while and then I was like man? Thank God that guy was there I'm like no no no I just gotten good at handling brochures and made it funny so I thank God but in general what do you think like the crowd. Collectively sometimes can be shit where it's and I mean. There's been nights at the store. It's like right up top nine. They're they're ready to go and their fire and then the the next night like we'll probably be good to go around ten thirty collectively. You sometimes can get group. I think that is just having a good time but not it doesn't it doesn't mean oh you suck. The thing that's interesting about it to me is the people from all over the world all over the world this week. I went up four times this week and I would say three give them were dope and then one night it was it was they weren't dope for anybody doing the same Shit Yup relatively the same shape and that's the thing I say the unpredictability Nick Tbilisi yes I like. I don't like I love like the spontaneity of it. What do you do in those moments when you feel because I feel like those are the Times obviously and that's the up and down ebbs and flows stand up that I think we all love words like you got that one? You get into a nice groove. You're not getting better if you're crushing all the time so it's like when you have those moments where you're like fuck all right well. What did I do to kind of write the wrong in that moment like did I you know go into the crowd more because they weren't connecting with my material and try to try to bring them together from some organic moments and then go into material or did I try some new shit or did I just you know go to the tune tried stuff and kind of your acting? Let off the stage exactly the pro. Yeah you never fucking over and that that that's what I love about it. I love you say what I like about. It like I like that unpredictability predictability of it yeah and just you know there's there's also like the immediate response shirt. You can't get anything like that can't get like that as fun as acting is you act and then it comes out eight months later six months later and you have no control on the editor could've fucked Yup. The different camera shots thing yeah. There's so many things that can fuck you up that you have no control over but then stand up. It's like all right. It's just you just you live live action like we could talk about how crowds are bad but at the same time it's like all right if it if it goes wrong it's probably you right if if it goes right it's you as well right so that so that part's fun as well in like even when you know that you're good at it. You don't know how how oh good. The crowds going to be how good they're gonNA respond right so it is I it's really exciting you could you could have a heckler you could not is it. It's never it's never the exact exact same show twice. I haven't gotten heckled in term of heckled like we're coming at yet yeah. I've had people you know. They're like on your team and those talk about this. I haven't had that thing where like people are like. We like Oh shit. You're kind of like they may be coming at you with like you might be wrong about trump and he's a good tool for your the runner. That's kind of like they're just like. It's almost like they're there's shouting out. Requests are in a unique position where it's like you have establish yourself with this like and I think it is so great for stand up having opinions and being able to talk about anything everything to where it's almost like people straight up do when they are yelling out things it's like they just WanNa hear you ran on. We just Kinda a great because my cat go to weird pussy about but just having that is a way also to like. Maybe somebody does something out you do because it's your instincts to go off on a rant on it and maybe you get like two three minutes and a bit out of it right. Do you ever think that wear idiot. Yes absolutely absolutely and you know because I've been on the road recently. I just started you know I mean I think that there's a different approach to you know our local clubs here in Los Angeles which are like a home based clubs the Improv Comedy Store Laugh Factory Yeah those those big three glass you know as supposed to when you're on the road how you approach different nights here. I approached different shows on the road but I just love it. I love it..

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"michael rapaport" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

01:46 min | 1 year ago

"michael rapaport" Discussed on About Last Night

"Good so go see brad this weekend. Spokane comedy Eh Brad Williams comedy dot COM for tickets. Today's guest is a returning alien favorites. You know him you love him. It's Michael Rapaport dude you know from his podcast I am rappaport the IM Rappaport Stereo podcast you know just from countless TV shows and movies and Michael is quite the quite the frequenter on instagram and twitter famous for his rants his. Mba Talk has three involvement you've seen him on every late night show Joe and and talk show and movies and TV the Dude Look Michael reports. I'm DB. It's he's truly one of the most insanely talented and and consistently work dudes of of the last twenty twenty thirty years man this episodes got it all getting into stand up now which is dope because he's it's been really honing his comedic point of view for the last I'd say thirty years and now he's finally letting that shit out on stage and and he's too and around the country and this week and he's he's going to be at the Washington. DC IMPROV which I will be at over new years which I cannot wait the DC Improv so go see rabbit board this Thursday I think through this Friday through Sunday at the DC Improv ticket Mike Board comedy Dot Com and the next weekend. I'm sorry the seventeenth through the nineteenth raps going to be at Caroline's on Broadway way in Times Square New York City go Mike Rappaport this weekend of the DC Improv and the seventeenth through the nineteenth at Caroline's in New York City and Shit Man just enjoy this episode from the NBA Talk to the Standup Talk to a story about how he was there when snoop into POC met for the first time and smoke a blunt the to park road for snoop his first.

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The Story of GE's $22 Billion Writedown

WSJ What's News

03:29 min | 2 years ago

The Story of GE's $22 Billion Writedown

"Electric is scheduled to update its financial outlook on Thursday and the struggling conglomerate might be asked to explain the massive amounts of goodwill that it's recorded then written down. The Wall Street Journal's Michael Rapaport has written a piece about how GE built up then wrote down twenty two billion dollars in goodwill. Michael joins us in our studio. Michael first of all tell us what goodwill is and how GE has employed over the past few years. Goodwill is an asset that a company recognizes when it buys another company it basically reflects the difference between the costs it paid require the of the company and the value of the assets as it acquire like its properties in real estate. And the difference essentially goes on a company's balance sheet is goodwill, but gee, made some fairly unusual decisions. When it bought the French company Alstom MAC in twenty fifteen and recorded thirteen point five billion dollars in goodwill. Even though it had only paid him at ten billion dollars for the company, and that was followed by smother unusual decisions in they. Boosted that amount of goodwill more than seventeen billion. They kept all that good role in their Brooks. Even when they arguably should should have taken a right down right down in value when their business started going sour until he finally took that big twenty two million dollar right down to the fall of twenty eighteen you, quote, a Penn State university associate professor of accounting ever cats as saying that while GE's accounting follows the rules. He couldn't recall another case in which the goodwill accompany recognized from a deal exceeded his costs, and you quote him saying the justification is on the aggressive side. That's right. He's a candidate with when accounting rules, which are very elaborate and very complex in terms of how come to calculates the amount of goodwill. It puts on its books, but as in some other areas to the Wall Street Journal reporter on the past jeez. Accounting was seen as aggressive by. But pushing the boundaries by by number of accounting experts, and these maneuvers that you tell us about is this how GE ended up totaling twenty two billion dollars in goodwill. As does it add up to that? Well, the good-will. Geez. Books comes from from a bunch. Of past acquisitions, and then also was only the biggest most recent of them a lot of goodwill went into their at their power unit. That started having such problems. What happens is that a company has to test its goodwill every year, it has to that the value of the reporting unit that contains a good role is still high enough to justify carrying if you'll be reporting. You're the Tony worth five billion dollars. But his ten billion dollars worth of goodwill. That doesn't make sense that that means that value has to be written down. Gene kept testing that goodwill as as was required until it finally in the fall of two thousand eighteen reach a conclusion that the value of of some of its power reporting units could no longer support Terry men of goodwill. And that's when I took the right down, right? Isn't it questionable because the right down has the effective shielding and assets problems from investors aren't they titled to now. Yes, they are. And what happens is that keeping all that goodwill and jeeze books that contributes towards shareholder equity its book value there that the value actually in the company actually owned by investors having that on there. Kind of mask the fact that when you take out that goodwill which afterwards intangible did it doesn't produce anything for the company. Geez. Book value was actually sharply negative since about mid twenty sixteen having all that goodwill, essentially, what g did import was recognized al-shams acid says goodwill as opposed to some of the more tangible assets, they lowered the value of some of the tangible assets, while increasing the value of the goodwill that benefit g because mo- many types of assets you have to they lose valuable for a period of time.

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Michael Rapaport slammed for insulting Ariana Grande: 'There's hotter women working the counter at Starbucks'

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

00:23 sec | 2 years ago

Michael Rapaport slammed for insulting Ariana Grande: 'There's hotter women working the counter at Starbucks'

Michael Rapaport Gets Yelled at by His Wife While Trash Talking JD  The Howard Stern Show

The Howard Stern Show

01:23 min | 3 years ago

Michael Rapaport Gets Yelled at by His Wife While Trash Talking JD The Howard Stern Show

"The Howard Stern show. One point he was calling JD so much, and then the wife got mad and starts, he goes, what are you doing on your phone? A whole whole drama going on in these calls. He, you know, you should be fucking lucky. That a guy of my stature, my fucking status, even bucking people on the phone. Him on the phone baby. Are calling their girlfriends, not the j. d. c. realize. She's like, you're a grown man. Heine I'm in the middle of fisting j. don't. I'm on a fucking fool. Beep. Fuck. Now you got me in trouble with my wife. Mother fucker. You let me tell you something JD you, you were you waiting all you cracked up to be all right. You're not all that. You cracked up to be everyone. Relentless minute went on all day. Fuck. Would you say to me. But then she ends up taking the phone from good, good motherfucker. Say to me. Message you fucking said to me, congratulations when I didn't win. Like I'm not good at that. I'm not good at his insane. Wow. Yeah, I. Stern show.

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