17 Burst results for "Michael Loftus"

"michael loftus" Discussed on WTVN

WTVN

03:43 min | 1 year ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on WTVN

"I guess it's too late to go back in time now. But, uh, I have to have the Big Michigan, Ohio State. The granddaddy of them all. To have that in December is very weird. This whole this whole year is like some like we're in some kind of bizarre time loop. It's gonna be Michigan, Ohio State weekend. Then it's gonna be Christmas. All the sudden. On. We'll still be in lockdowns waiting for Nancy Pelosi hated writing that check. Will you be going back to one more time to l A for Christmas? I mean, is your family there? I mean, how is that gonna work out for you? Because now that we're seeing what did I see? Oh, of course. We see this and comedian Michael Loftus joining us, I'll also from Fox Nation and the loftiest party. You can see him on YouTube. Fauci. Now, saying Christmas could be even worse than Thanksgiving in terms of spreading, and I said, Of course, you're going to say that faulty, of course, like you might as well spray paint the guy green and just call him the Grinch from from now on, like, if you look at if you look at the data, nothing really seems to matter like the lockdown. We all agreed 15 days to flatten the curve. We were in lockdown. We're in lockdown. And it didn't work. People are wearing masks. They so get infected. People don't wear masks. You still get infected, There's nothing and then here's the other thing that I think it's just it's It's sad, but there's a new study out about 80% less chance of even needing hospitalization if you take Wait, open up. Do your own thing. These people do not have your best interests at heart. They really don't make people. Okay? It's waiting for Joe Biden to get in and in L a saying You can't leave, and it's a Christmas lockdown. Let's tell you what. Here's where I'm celebrating Christmas, Ohio baby. I'm going back to Columbus, where things are truly normal, and I'm gonna have an awesome Christmas. Oh, wow. I didn't know you're going to be in the area. That's awesome, man. You You will always going to keep it a secret, But I decided I gotta let you guys know radio doing nothing publicly. That's awesome. That's Are you going to do any will you be doing any shows while you're here? Maybe. Yes. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't even know if the clubs are open. I'd love to try to sneak over. To the funny bone and and kind of pop in and do a show. I don't know. I did my Fox Nations special in Nashville. There's some clubs open there. There's clubs open in Texas. But I don't even know if if if the funny bone is even open in Columbus, you guys would know. Yeah. You know what? I'm not even sure I haven't checked, but they're probably you're right. They're probably probably dark right about now, but who knows what's gonna happen. Tell me about your latest project. You have something still going with Kevin James, right? Yes, we are. We just finished up a few weeks ago. We're doing a show for Netflix. It's like it's a situation comedy. It's very funny. We did 10 episodes of this very, very funny show. And it'll be out. I think they're gonna release it. I wanna say towards the end of this winter. I don't have the exact state yet. So that's going well. And then I'm doing my own stand up special for Fox Nations that'll be out. In January on it's just knock on wood. I'm just I'm just thankful to be staying busy, and wherever there's AH club open, I will sit down and do a show. That's awesome, Man. That is awesome..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on WTVN

WTVN

02:26 min | 1 year ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on WTVN

"If you're thinking about selling your house, you might think who this is not a great time. I can't even have an open house and people are scared with a pandemic on to be around other people. Even if we mask up and say, Hey, we've sanitized the entire house. Well, don't sweat it, especially If you called Alina CIA Mach Oh yes, Dolina. She has all the techniques to safely show your house virtual tours. Three detours, Aerial drone video slide shows. She can get people virtually to your house, and she does it efficiently and gets you top dollar. I mean, you talk about what are the things on the wish list for a home seller is let's get her done. And let's get me a pile of money, and Alina has been doing that for over three decades in Columbus. Take, for instance, John. He needed a quick sale of this house and Powell, but he didn't want to do it at cost to his wallet. So Dolina called in listed it energized her aggressive marketing and Bam sold it fast and foreign Amazing $11,100 Mohr than he was even asking. I mean, is he excited? Yeah. And that is what you hear from people that use Dolina CIA mako to sell their house. Give her a call 61488 to 67 25 or find her online. It's easy. It's Dolina dot com. Mark Blazer show today at three at 4 10, Columbus native Michael Loftus comedian and all around funny guys gonna join us. You want to laugh? Be here for this. Can you believe it? Tomorrow night? The NFL starts. Are you one of those people ready for some football or are you not so much Because of all the political jargon connected to it? The fun gets underway starting at three news radio. 6 10 W TV N Well, there's a lot of confusion when it comes to the reliability of tests for the Corona virus antibodies. But Michael Doherty of any lab tests now in Stirling says the nautical tests are the same. Really. There's two main and about it I g n I G antibodies developed most patients within 7 to 10 days after symptoms began and I G m, which is the first anybody produced when the immune system kicks in their drawing from your arm? That's that's a good sign If they're doing finger sticks, really look at that crosswise because that's where there's instability issues. And then you want to know. Are they doing G or GM antibodies, and some labs will say, Hey, we're running an anybody test, but which antibodies So you have to educate yourself and understand. There are absolutely reliable antibody tests right now for Cove it This is sneezy..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

02:56 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Marriage is hard guys marriage, very hard. And if you've been married for like a year, and you're like Todd, and I love each other. We eskimo kiss and knuckle RAV hold hand. So as you shut the hell up. I hate you. Kick you right in the throat. The first year of marriage. That's the you don't know shit. The first marriage. That's like apple pie. Right. That's like apple pie. Yeah. I love apple pie. And I can eat a lot of apple pie. But after seven years of apple pie apple pie apple pie. I wanna bang Asian girl. Mike office on the atom Parola show. Good to see my friend. There's the deplorables tour. It's coming up. Lots of lots of dates coming up and your conservative. It's a conservative comedy tour. Found that out somebody had to do it. Somebody had to do it. Are you Jeff foxworthy? Are you? Are you? I was just talking off the air with Dylan. And he said, you're not welcome. And some of these outlet some of the news outlets and things of that that nature it's going on. There's a coup-. There was a couple of theaters. There was a joint in Saint Louis and a couple of other cities that the we're like, we don't we don't want you. We don't want you here. We're like, we'll we'll rent the space. We'll do the tickets all that like. Nope. Your not welcome here. What is I I'm finding this more and more. Obviously everything's being sort of super sized and ev- everyone's politics on creating. But this notion of it go turning toward comedy feels like I'm taking crazy pills. I I would have thought like, well, politically, here's how it's going to work. Politicians are going to fight one-sided aisles gonna fight the other side. I'll and then they go, but when will comedians b. Caught up in the in the. There's there is it's called politically, correct. Right. Big listener not committed. Correct, right. I there's a Donnybrook that's going on that. I feel it comedians should've never entered that bar and picked up the first bottle or throw. Somehow the comedians are now somehow at the tip of the spear in this movement. And I can't understand it. I know Jay Leno just gotten to got into some trouble with Al Roker or something. The rally is the Jay leno's and the Jerry seinfeld's and the guys that nature are kind of conservative leaning, but they're quiet about it because they don't want their career damage..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

02:57 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Nine hundred seventy eight here, you're tornado your big trouble. Big trouble. And then have the safety equipment the seats and all that kind of stuff. Fifteen cars went airborne between ninety one and ninety three. It's it's a lot of four thousand pounds of steel to be in the air amongst in close proximity of other cars and pit guys crowd members and everything and what are those roof? What did it? Call those things roof flaps. Well, there you go technical name for this. When did they rueful uniform was it like ninety three ninety four ninety three from ninety three on all cars had it. Yeah. So I guess it's been a little while but still nascar's going around since the fifties and beliving airport has or whatever airplane has the flaps like the technology has been around for God knows how long. Yeah. It has. Now, that's the basic. Concept. Yeah. Well, the flap the flap there's the flaps that go down for landing. That's just anyone is flown remote-control planes, this when you put those flap sounded like it adds, a sort of cushion underneath it's brings you down. Picture the air go and whizzing past versus like, the the up flaps are to slow down and the down flaps are to add that for that landing. But oh, yeah, they were testing in wind tunnel. There were testing and win huddles in the eighties. Why didn't they turn the car around in back flying here? Yeah. Blind the air. So so solve anyway. The max paddle. It'll show you cliff of one of the cars, you look at Joel Ghana's. You look at the five hundred where there's a big Twenty-one car crash, and you see those cars all spinning out you'll see all the flaps lifting up anyway, just one of those simultaneously, dumb and smart kind of kind of thing. So they finally figured it out. Yeah. Because it added almost no wait to the card added almost no ERO to the car. No as anything and worked one thousand percent, never never go. Never go airborne, never go airborne anymore. You gotta take. Yeah. There. It is just goes up stops a car from from going over. Oh, the atom to the front to. Yeah. As long as create new drag out a bunch. All right. So that's that. Let's see a guest is here to we'll talk comedy with Michael on the second. I let me tell you about. And see what else we got here. Pizza crash daydreaming. Just trying to forget it when I'm when I wanna get to there's a New York.

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:05 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Like, we don't feel that it shows our team members in a good light like that kind of stuff like the team members guys making the corps de is in the back there and sweating it doesn't it doesn't work when you when you name people who are just serving you stuff from behind the counter like a barista. No, Mike, Mike, August was trying to pitch Taco Bell. Like, hey, it's a tip of the calf from Kerala. You're no he's making fun of. Making fun of the tip of the cap tip. The cap you guys you get together and collaborate, you know, put it put his name on the Cup or something. And they're like now he's making fun of us. What a dream that would have been for Mike, August, not as much for you. Because I'm sure his Nagoya. His his first pitch was not money base. It was like since I brought this to you. Can I get lifetime free food for me? Guess what a dream did did have an executive from Taco Bell present it with a Taco Bell shirt, and like a gift bag, and I think even my own book. To me. I got that much. Good for you. So the tournament is upon us ace, it's very exciting one last question for you just off the top of your head. So we talk a little bit of of hardcore sports the greatest upset. I think I've ever seen besides the nineteen eighty US hockey team beating the Soviet Union was the Villanova. Remember that ninety five or you watching that the. Georgetown, Pat, and all those guys greatest upset you've ever seen in your life. It could be sports. It could be the Oscars. I don't put a lot of stock in the ass cours because that's a sort of random. That's not really somebody beating somebody else that somebody some group voting on it. You know, what I mean, it's not it's not Buster Douglas beating my nights, which is huge. And and you know, the great thing about that fight. Is it wasn't a freak punch? That was landed. It was a series of punches, and it's a splendid fight to fight and not only that. But at some point Tyson lands one of his signature uppercuts, and it's big enough that take Buster Douglas down and would put most guys out for the count. I mean, it had everything in an upset that you'd one and it was true. Right. It wasn't a fluke. It was like I there's a thing where it's like I don't bowl, and I'm not very good. But I suppose one in a million times if I bowl the professional bowler, and he was having a horrible game. And I was somehow caught fire I could beat him. But it wasn't that. This was a legitimate beatdown Heison. Yeah. Was not. It wasn't forty year. Old alley was a moustache getting getting wit by Larry Holmes or else Tyson was on the descent, but was not was not garbage himself. And yet I was like Mitch the blood green kind of thing. Mitch blood green would get the better of got him with one. All right. So it's Tyson's going to survive again that was the feeling there any who like I say, the big.

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:13 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"And that's where can mile Scott job because he was well in the lead and ended up losing by seventeen feet because his car started further back or further up in the grid. Either. Way Ken miles was dead testing at riverside, seven weeks later and Bruce McLaren with dead within a year. So it's a haunted car. Joey get our. I don't know about all that. I don't know what you're. Sign onto and the blood Bank. His car was number two in yours is number twenty two which is twice. Better. Daughter in the car. Twenty two I get the heritage at school. But it's also by my teammate brackets house gets his number. That's I can't drive a car around a teammates number on it. So they gave me a VIN number twenty two with the twenty two on the side on the inside. And also it made it pretty special is a it's an amazing car. I don't think it's haunted. All right. It's a relief crew. I'm just saying get near. To look at it. What else do you have in your garage? Man. I I'm guessing random kind of unique things that that I ever around. But yeah. One of my my favorite cars, I have an old model, and that is I feel like I'm going to hundred twenty one twenty in it. And and you know, how those are your pedals working different than a streetcar normally. And then you Donald I'm steering wheel. It's a challenging of drive kind of a fun piece. But I got a water. Have you heard of a water car? Car JAMES BOND, it it's like the modern day version of the infra car. Forty five mile an hour in the water that gets everybody's attention this Larrea. So that's a good way to be traffic. I it's cut through the LA. Literally can just drive into a river drive drive into a lake. No, I, you know, the the it's interesting because I talked to people I guess everyone always wants to know how fast you're going. Right. It seems like the lay person goes how fast you go in that race. Right. And I we tell people will of your fly commercially. You're going five hundred and fifty miles an hour, and you have a drink in your hand. And you're watching Paul block to double the restaurant. You don't have the sense of speed. Even though you're going five hundred fifty miles an hour. And like if you're at Fontana, what is your top speed at fun Tanna? About two hundred twelve fifteen is kind of jacket Bishen so your booking, and then you I really get used to it. You know, you got a little bit more comfortable. But when things go wrong, that's when you realize you're going really fast because you can't stop. That's usually when you notice how much carrion what is the what is the fastest track on the circuit?.

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:02 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"It's good times. It's I think with the exception. Maybe it's a weird thing. Actually, when you when you think about it the Super Bowl everybody that, you know, watches it although half the country doesn't watch it which begs the question, what are those people doing with themselves on super Sunday that half the population? It's like your mother your mother, Adam Corolla, it makes sense the cheese not watching the Super Bowl. Right. But the half the population is sorta like her is weird to think about, but nobody want air she'd liked to watch Super Bowl, but Cadel called her and told her weakens the brand, oh, just don't really. Watching that's a special time for Brian Little bit. But she loves maroon five so much. It seems mean spirited, you know, it's sort of like when Trump goes out to a song by you know. Mariah Carey or something you pick you pick the Pink Floyd. Are you pick you pick Fleetwood MAC, and then Fleetwood MAC, we don't want you using our song kind of. What could I? Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Makes me wrong we like viewers, but certain kinds other kinds weaken in the Brian. You know, the word demo MRs right, MRs. Add mama Corolla. Yeah. It's funny. College basketball remains popular. It's great once football season wines down at Greece's the skids to spring, but really the influx of you or ship for this tournament is crazy every year, given the lack of knowledge that a lot of people fill out those brackets seem to have a couple of things that come up as we approach is one in Rhode Island player fats. Russell. Good one to let you know about a name that was out there looming for to latch onto their. And it brings me to the subject of nicknaming yourself. It's vexing issue. That society has leads to Antonio Brown the clearing that he wants everybody to call Mr. big chest from now on really. Oh, yeah. Mr. big Chet. No that that's not good member. When Peyton Manning nee alike, right at the end of his career. It's like, oh, yeah. He's the sheriff. No, no one ever called him the share for fifteen year, but the shit. Oh, yeah. He's the sheriff. That's a self-appointed nickname. Mary. I guess one big UFC. Fight. Not John Jones. You're talking about Kamara who's been Kamara whose men Nigerian. He's a Nigerian nightmare. And it's like every listen, you can't just put nightmare behind Jerry and just because you're from Nigeria we have Christian Koiei, and there's been nine other fighters that have gone by the Nigerian something else. That's it. Look at it. I hear look at it like a vanity plate you live in California. And you want great descript grave you want one that says big daddy on their Shari. Somebody already has it, and you go I wanted to now we already issue that play. That's got to do another play that goes out to all you Boston sports fans. I'm sorry that you want to be called the city champions. That name is claimed also Green Bay his name that self Titletown. All right now come up with something else Boston. You're so clever. You could you could figure something. Else out? It's a combo of laziness and narcissism, but yeah. But Nigeria, and I'm a nightmare. All right. Well, guess what? A Koi took that one twenty five years ago start fresh do something different. Yes. The African assassin. I don't think I don't care what you come up with the other ones used claimed just Todd member Justin small from last month he aimed himself the gay to pock. Oh, really? Yeah. So weird one. Sure to pockets rolling over somewhere. Maybe if the boxer you're talking about name self to gay Nigerian nightmare, then that, Dan, it's more Pablo. More certainly be able to separate the two from Christian Koi?.

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:54 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"All right, Joe Lagaan here, I'm going to purchase bubble on Ford. GT Joey Ghana. What's happening? Hey, man. Congratulations. Thank you very much. How you doing doing? Well, I know you're running at Fontana this Sunday at the auto club four hundred at Fontana. That's this Sunday at five I've run a few vintage races there. But you guys are staying on the oval the whole time not going into the infield right now. We're not doing the tracking carry a bunch of fear. Honestly, it's fun. Racetracks. Go to the surface is worn and real nice. Where's the tires out quick in the car flying around quite a bit check? So why are you Ben why detract is you can go anywhere out there? So there's a lot of fun. I driver are you just sort of flat out the whole race in fifth or six or do you lift or are you even fifth or six just four. What do you got? We only got four years in there. So, you know, that's the real that NASCAR has, you know. So our cars quite a bit of power. So we are kind of power through much ears. But yeah, list Fairmount there and finds Hannah this a racetrack. I guess that. You know, the corners are astronauts, wore out the corners are pretty flat that much banking, and you get those long straightaways. So when you get there, you gotta gotta figure out how to lower down a little bit. It's it's crazy. I mean, we're just watching the Daytona five hundred few weeks ago. Crazy all the carnage and all the crashes and how I mean, how the thing that's crazy about NASCAR is their proximity to one another when you're going to hundred plus miles an hour and their card two inches to your right to inches to your left right in front and right behind that. That's to me. I think that's what that's what makes it different. And other forms of racing. Would you agree with that Joey you play this aero- game? When you're out other cars, anybody think it's just the draft when you're behind carbo beside car, you're able to dump a lot of air off your nose onto their quarter panel onto their spoiler and address their car. So you get this site draft game going and then they get into the corners looking for clean air. You're looking for have no one in front of you. 'cause you're looking for all the downforce and all the grip. So you know, different parts of the racetrack. Where different cars are your tacitly have to be aware of where your competition is. And and what they're thinking is kinda like that that high see chess match, we talked about sometimes you gotta be in in the other drivers heads and kind of know what they're thinking nowhere. Their cards are strong. And I really have to study it because you're right. We're so close, and we're so aggressive, and we have to be to be able to be festival, I'm guessing you I've never thought about this. But I'm guessing that like a pitcher reads batters and batters. Study pitchers in baseball. You see who's around you. And you kind of know their tendencies, I know from doing vintage racing. You know, some guys are really reckless, and we'll do sort of crazy things and other guys are lot more measured. Do. You have to constantly read that right? Of course, you know. And yeah, you kinda know certain drivers and there's certain tracks are better than others. They'll do certain things and you bring up the Daytona five hundred when you go there. Everyone realizes how big of a deal it is when did they five hundred and no one really cares about having a solid finish. It's all about winning or nothing. So that's why you see these huge crashes and going for and making these moves may not being smart, but to give them a small chance of winning the biggest year..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:12 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"We don't know once candidates said, do whatever you want America. But you're not flying over our airspace. We finally said, okay, fine. So just to get a little more information on this because it is still new, and it's still a little confusing. Here's what aviation analyst Kyle Bailey had to say about the possible systems airs, and you said this on FOX it's looking like on this airplane. Again. This is speculation. It's very early. I think the communication between the sensors and the airspeed indicator which is the Pedo tube and the angle of tack indicator, which basically tells you the climbing go when you're taking off to prevent a stall they're communicating so if if the back of system senses imminent, stall, which is the airplay literally will lose lift and. Sky wing drop in crash. It will actually do what's called it will push the nose over to increase airspeed. So if that happened these pilots could have been struggling to pull back on the controls. What you're very allow any you terrain below you and build that will every now every pundit on everything even talking about air safety MSNBC's. He's got to end it with Trump anymore. Questions about commercial air travel. I'll be right. He's I mean if you could hear over all the nerd Shantang. He's basically saying that the the systems may have just told the plane. It was about to go down and made all these corrections and the pilots trying to sort of fight with the plane as it's dealing with that we we are. We're all sort of in that spot in history where we're going. Well, what if our smartphone is listening to us or what if our car what if what if someone else is telling our self driving car where to go out, but these planes are getting pretty smart. And a lot of computers running lands and a lot of fly by wires. They as they say what if some horrible Chinese hackers or something are telling airplanes what to do Trump said, right? Was this quote, something like these planes are getting more complex issue? Yeah. More sophisticated basically than they need to be well in that's to me this fisa caisson in a car in an airplane. It's all great is long as we don't go faster than what we've realized what could happen, which is which of course, was going to do from technological standpoint. We're just gonna go put could somebody hack into the system of the plane and do something whatever or hold it hostage. You know, fly circle tell you delivered ten billion dollars time for us to come to exact and my navigating. That's very scary and very possible. So good news for you. Adam your your sloth in one area is really paying off all the rest. So you so Brian encouraged you somewhat challenged you watch the dark Knight. You have not watched it yet. Correct. That's correct. Don't want because I haven't even better off for for you. Warren comes back, and I'm accent nounce that all of Christopher Nolan's the dark Knight Phil will return to five Maxine Waters starting right here in L A later this month the first back to screenings of Batman begins. That's from two thousand five dark Knight two thousand eight and the dark. Knight rises twenty twelve will take place March thirtieth at Hollywood's universal cinema AMC at city walk knoll Nolan Nolan will join the audience for a little QNA and the trilogy will then head to New York. Then San Francisco Toronto, Indianapolis, all screenings will feature the footage of Nolan's LA QNA all five showings will screen on seventy millimeter, which is no one's favorite high resolution format you're in for a treatment relatively rock closer old house, but still could go to that. So which one should I see dark night. Yeah. Religiously all of them, but the one Batman begins. I would see that one. That's a good way to get. Joe all good night will haunt day, especially Christopher Nolan takes a very brave stance as a writer very to pretend. It's real. Yes. It's not rocket science..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

02:46 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"So. I said to Matt they wanna do some more radio to or stuff or not Taco Bell material. And I said, Well, Matt I'm gonna be my car for forty two minutes so line it up for that. So theoretically, we've lined up some radio on the ride in and then we get there at seven, and then, you know, we get their six, and then we leave at seven and then we go to Texas stadium. And then we do some reporting over there. And then we get back out, Texas like four thirty in the time difference, or whatever it is. And then we landed LAX at six which case you'll not be able to void any traffic on the way back now that's going to be an hour and a half back. And if park my car there get to my car get out get out of the plane, get the car, if I get home by eight it'll be it'll be a good thing. Now, I'm scheduled to perform at eight thirty. So that'll just mean, I'm completely gas. Then I get home at eight and I said. I'm doing it. I'm going for. I gotta streak came my streak alive. We've not missed a week and hope for social media moment. Follow the stage. Yeah, it's hard when you really sleep deprived. Whenever I said, I said I've I'm keeping I've not missed a week. And we're not going to miss a week. So Rachel tirade. Now. Tell the guys. If there's a if there's a. Colonel can't make it here. Michael richards. A so I I should know tell them the flights delayed or something I'm not gonna be able to do it. But if everything runs right get home at eight all slash modern. My face will turn around and leave and go the ice house and Matt preemptively struck Matt had done the math on the day. Probably tried to save me for myself and told those guys wasn't gonna happen this Thursday, and I said, call them and tell them to undo what you did we're making this happen. And then he said when I talked to him today when I want to know is this good enough. He called back, and he said, you can only do ten minutes because they made their central and and there were have to bump somebody and at that point. I said screw it. I will miss a week. What are you guys come down? Now, that's very you. Did everything you could to get on that stage. And I like the. The spirit of not wanting to bump someone because it's someone's there on what is Thursday there because they want slash need to be there. I think we can all think Matt for as wind of negligence one. Well, he was his heart and asks was in the right place..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:04 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But like there's probable to your point, Michael, the there's probably a lot more CEO's just rich people and just and. Singer himself. We'll get into that in a moment. But he pleaded guilty in a Boston federal court to racketeering, money laundering conspiracy and obstruction of Justice. He said on a phone recording, the Orion tearing, I I'm filing it. Under casualty and garnishing your wages for something. That sounds cool. Racketeer cater the handball courts. Ragged ball. Like, nobody wreck on tour. Be about me. Want me to serve you wanna serve folly for serve tennis racketeer gave sort of part three musketeers here. Yes. Marvel's the racketeer. They're very swashbuckler better than it is I shouldn't be here. A record. Sale. He facilitated a side door to admission for six hundred seven hundred sixty one people he's fifty eight he faces a maximum of sixty five years of convicted. But he I think he might be very ego driven because he said, I am absolutely responsible for this. I put everything in place. I put all people in place in made the payments directly, he's taking full responsibility. But it does seem very showboating. Yeah. So there's you know, there's more, and we you know, we kind of went into that yesterday. But now here's something else that showed up on today. TMC just supposed to video of singer who he never he pulled all the strings in this massive case auditioning for his own reality show back in two thousand ten a reality show on the pressures of family trying to get their kid into colleges. So he's been doing this for a while TMZ obtained the audition tape which was shot by production company submitted to network. It was never sold. Nobody was into it as. Mzee reported singer copped a plea faces all these charges. This is a two and a half minute video. I'm just going to let you watch until you're sick of it. Because it's pretty entertaining or such a thing as these two actresses and nobody else in the community. I feel like everything seven hundred sixty families. That's a long show. There has to be other. Yeah. Notable because I think everybody is terrified now in this community. Release all seven hundred sixty one say because that's insane. That no other name would be notable in some other aspect of business or something. Right. And so for for oh, there's a little bit more. But like say say remember when you asked specifically about how they were getting in as athletes. So I read another article that said there's a lot of photo shopping. There's a lot of stage photos, they allege that Lori Laughlin daughter was going to take fake pictures as the coxswain for the team at the L A Mariners club or whatever they Photoshop people's faces onto different athletes bodies brazen to because Laurie lessons daughter is kind of well known. She's like shoop stars like an influence at a certain point. Is it less trouble? Just to join the goddamn crucial. We start getting into well we had to go cyclorama. We went onto the Disney lot Tampa. I was Hispanic with cable green screen, we hard industrial light magic. I heard. I saw some some Kim today at his head photo shopped on on a pole vaulter. Yes, exactly what happens when you show up. You guys might have got into this yesterday. It's like what happens when you show up and its first day of bolting. Well, that was hard of the problem, and they're claiming, and I guess I get it. I mean, you you watch enough TV or, you know, certain type of person most of these kids didn't know this was happening when it was just about changing their grades later. That was on the parents, that's my to your point about atom about like how much trouble is this worth like at a certain point..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

03:40 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"But either way it was it was either twelve point seven, but the BMW had a little range of I don't know why. His phone. You mean like in their models or if like one from one eighty five point nine two one eighty six point two or something which actually made me made me a little writer point to differences point two. Yeah. And the other one anyway, the other one is like one one ninety whatever it was. But it was it was if it wasn't dead nuts on thirteen inches. It was less than a quarter inch away from thirteen inches from simply eyeballing two. They weren't in the room this picturing them. So how is it that none of your? Tolerate us are one ninety eight point eight options. Yes. Sorry. That's why. Yes. Question. I idea you're such a good abstract thinker and in certain that applies in math that applies science. Whatever it is. I got has no application scholastically. I figured out. It has a great real world application because I was simply picturing SUV's I had no familiarity with other than I've seen them on the road. And I was able to figure out which one was bigger and how much bigger it was pretty good by thinking about it for ten seconds. But in the class that has no application or maybe it does now in the right? But it didn't when I was a kid. Yeah. Well, you don't seem like an SUV guy yet. You seem like you should have an SUV. I you can only stuff so many tile cutter wet saws into the back of Jag. Don't. I know it the cliche, but it is weird. Test drive the twenty nine twenty nine hundred three there's a gallon BMW nutsy of our food. Like white as well. So anyway, it's just it's one of those things that will file under everyone will go who cares? But I said thirteen inches. I did not say foot. So Joel Ghana's calling in great NASCAR driver. I think he won the points championship last year. I think is in second this year. It was pointed out to me, and you tell me if I should tell you that he has a haunted car lease. That's leave man. It was pointed out to me through a Dylan that Joey who drives for Ford has a Ford GT. And it's a heritage addition. This is a rob Schneider movie, though of rob Schneider. This should be on saying, this is the out of rob Schneider. The cockpit. Yeah. Yeah. And turn left again audience goes nuts. He so. So he has this car, and it's a Ford GT, and it's described as a heritage edition. Now. We saw Jeff Dunham last weekend, and he had all purple for GT. There's nothing heritage about that. I was explaining you. Tell me tell me terms of decorum. Jeff Dunham discussion with the discussion will have Joey Logano. And you tell me if there's any decorum issues here, probably all over the bars. Ray comedian, Jeff Dunham has a. Very purple. For GT. And he said, I think it's the only purple for GT. And then somebody said Graham, Ray hall, son of Bobby Ray hall famous driver drove for Newman Haas, and it's in the documentary up at the end Bubba real nice guy..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:17 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Honestly, I really higher higher door jams for the dunce cap. You got accommodate that. Triangle? I will tell you personally, socially and emotionally. I didn't think I was ready to go off to college. I just wasn't and a lot of people knew didn't go. And I thought you know, what I'm gonna half hour away. I can try this and make this work and I loved it. But yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't the kid. There was like oh my God. What I want to go to Berkeley. And I don't have. I didn't. I just wasn't ready for all of that you have to graduate high school. Yes. And other than that you have to carry some kind of a survey. Survey wasn't a moron. I just I didn't have to. This game is is the craziest thing ever is. The craziest thing ever I have facets of this story that are just strap in because I have like three pages. So TMZ first of all reports of Felicity Huffman knew she was a target of the federal investigation in the bribery scandal. But she had no idea that seven federal agents would show up at our door Tuesday morning with their guns. Drawn sources familiar with the arrests till DMZ that seven agents. Yup. Hills six AM, this this thing this this thing where we have to do it in the pre dawn hours, or whatever we have all show up with Suzy's like. like really, well, we got this show. Well, the things they go they go. Well, listen, we have one standard mode for showing up at people's house, and that's full rate on fucking and tabby. And it's like got a male h actress dial it in a little bit. Like, no, we have raid on Entebbe. Well, we have we have Hueys in the air. We have marine sliding goes like. Why don't you tailor make it for every suspect that we would have it little nuance difference between the science of the lambs guy who had the pit with the senator's daughter, and then the middle age actress from the desperate housewives could we do with William H Macy into daughter sleeping guate-? We do that. That'd be allowed to do that. Can we not do that? Well, the full on all in Tammy I want frogmen in the pool. They know what a bad William H Macy. They did say that it's up to the FBI's discretion. Well, this this is my whole point like when you go. What do you want to do when they go? Let's go full hit on. Let's get get the flag Jack grenade launcher. So they took her to a federal building. Or she was processed by Marshall's the indictment aims. Also, do we know where you live like can we send you a summons? Are you you're going to start new life in Mexico? Like, hey, where start building El Chapo tunnel. I'm getting plastic surgery from over there going to be the starve Univision. Berlet's tape. Let's go get the mask to bag get Kardashian and the. Get away. Ronco? Let's go. We know where you live. Yeah. Come on in and surrender yourself. So because this happened to Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin got wind of this and Becky from full house. Yeah. Why do I even need you to surrender yourself? This was a transaction. I'll I'll send I'll send a few guys by noon make up a pot of coffee, and they're going to take some notes like women, and they're going to tell you. We're onto you. You're in big trouble. Right. That's it. Oh, no. This is this goes way deeper. So then Lori Laughlin ended up turning herself in Wednesday morning because she was lucky enough to be shooting in Vancouver when they swatted her house and pulled her husband out of the house, and she said, I'll I'll be there all come in all come in on my own. So now lorries husband, Felicity, both out on bail now about this guy about this ringleader. His name is William Rick. Singer. And he's basically the guy behind this twenty five million dollar college scheme that has worked with more than seven hundred and fifty families. My question wiser understand the salacious part because libraries Robert Kraft whip into a friend focusing on Lori Laughlin full..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on WSB-AM

WSB-AM

01:47 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on WSB-AM

"Harassment DAT DAT DAT DAT DAT. Dat died the dams and their committees are going nuts. Yes. The dams are going nuts. Looking into possible crimes? Definitely. Did. Statement. Or is that a joke? I mean, it's a statement. And it's funny. But like when I joined you guys the other day on FOX and friends the night before I look at the ratings pretty shows. They are abysmal. They are horrible. Like, I did a I had a show on the history channel a couple years ago. I've got a point five I got a point five. I'm Michael Loftus. I'm nobody. Stephen Colbert is doing a point to. It's like what what are they doing? They're not making money off of this. They're they're pissing off half the country. But they don't care. I am not kidding. It's like it's like they care more about getting their agenda driven pseudo jokes out there. Trump. You're not having a good time there. I think the a one five one eight around there, but it's still remarkably low considering your hut level, which means homes with TV's is around seventy eighty percent at that point. When for example, a morning show would have a shot at twenty eight or thirty five percent most of TV's, but Kobe bear is actually winning. He goes on though to say to acquaint. This is an investigation cut forty one. He continued the Republicans never did this to President Obama. Have you been huffing the aqua net? We were all alive. None of us were in a coma. All they did was investigated.

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"michael loftus" Discussed on WSB-AM

WSB-AM

02:14 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on WSB-AM

"Welcome to the latest minutes to the Brian Kilmeade. Sean this Friday, keep in mind on the five tonight. So hope you guys watching television later, you can always watch us on FOX nation, the fastest growing app that I could think of any McCarthy's in studio because I need legal representation almost twenty four hours a day. And Michael Loftus is coming up shortly at the bottom of the hour to see if comedians could find something in this green deal, they found numerous or they could find something in Virginia. Mock. Or is it all going to be Trump? We begin now with the stories you need to know Brian's, big three number three will allow us to investigate any credible allegation that financial interests or other interests are driving this decision making of the president pertains to any credible allegations of leverage by the Russians or the Saudis. Yeah, let's just go fish around. Let's see what we get chairman. Adam Schiff is about to get the Trumpian stiff arm as his massive plan. In for a plethora of unsubstantiated investigations are set to launch consumer let me know how this helps the country. No, I think it is a green dream. It is it is all great American programs started with a vision for our future. You know? I don't consider that to be dismissive term. I think it's a great term. I would I she's talking about Nancy Pelosi saying, it's a green dream. You'll hear what you have to say about it hysterically and hysteric Sterckele and scary a green deal. Details revealed the with so outlandish outrageous, most would be embarrassed to embrace it. He had almost every democratic presidential candidate has we'll bring you the insane. Details. But I certainly hear that they are working on something and both sides are moving along. We'll see what happens we need border security. We have to have it. It's not an option. The border battle heading towards a solution resolution, the two sides and making progress the next seventy two hours are key for bipartisan bicameral for them to be in agreement with these seventeen person talks, just maybe just maybe it'll be a deal the president will sign off on. And there are some reports the.

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"michael loftus" Discussed on KDWN 720AM

KDWN 720AM

01:44 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on KDWN 720AM

"Doing. So never happened before. Presidential harassment. Dad, dad, dad, dad died the dams and their committees are going nuts. Yes. Dams are going nuts. Looking into possible crimes? Definitely. Did. Statement. Or is that a joke? You mean? It's a statement. And it's funny. But like what I join you guys the other day on FOX and friends the night before I looked at the ratings for these shows they are abysmal. They are horrible. Like, I did a I had a show on the history channel a couple years ago. I've got a point five I got a point five. I'm Michael Loftus. I'm ultimately, nobody. Is doing a point to. It's like what were are they doing? They're not making money off of this. They're they're pissing off half the country. But they don't care. I am not kidding. It's like it's like they care more about getting their agenda driven pseudo jokes out there. Trump. You're not having a good time there. I think like a one five one eight around there, but it's still remarkably low considering your hut level, which means homes with TV's is around seventy eighty percent at that point. When for example, morning show would have a shot at twenty eight or thirty five percent, most of TV's, but Kobe is actually winning. He goes on though to say to acquaint, this is an investigation cut forty one. He continued the Republicans never did this to President Obama..

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"michael loftus" Discussed on KDWN 720AM

KDWN 720AM

04:43 min | 3 years ago

"michael loftus" Discussed on KDWN 720AM

"We're back today is a day in which were following the latest on the the China talks with the US believe it or not the not the sexiest talk will ever have. But it really does matter it almost every facet of our economy. We basically yo them they have a trillion dollars worth of our debt. And there are a number one economic rival. And they do this thing called wanting to overtake us in every way. So they have their heavy hitters today. As that we get reports out of that the market will be reflected is already up close to three hundred points. The fed is expected to sign an interest rates about two thirty early indications. Are they will not raise anything? So we'll see where that goes. We're discussing a lot. Now, it's time to bring it into the realm of entertainment and interest. Michael Loftus joins us a good friend of the show one of the one of the elite comedians in the country, and he's also the founder of the deplorables tour, they announcing a nationwide tour. Michael, how hard was it for you? First off. Have to put this together number one and number two to come out to the world as a Trump supporter. Well, the two things kind of went hand in hand like as I live. I live out in Hollywood, I work in the entertainment business. I'm a stand up comic. And as I see how they're not only not encouraging voices on the right? They're actually trying to diminish us and get us off to the side. There's definitely a need for this. For people who lean to the right to have an evening of entertainment. So the problems worse than I thought that they do not want entertainers who are conservative at all. And I know a ton. So like putting together the talent was relatively easy would then like booking the venues was a bit of a challenge. There's literally theaters who said, no, your your ideas are welcome here. Your ideas. That's why comedy is you're on the edge of ideas. You push the envelope. Yet. People didn't like the content now that you were going to be cursing. But that you did you going to be conservative. Exactly, I guess I. You're not down with socialism and the lovely way of life. They're experiencing in Venezuela. They wanna hear about it. So we have some great venues lined up. You know? Luckily, it's American you have other options. And so we've got a great tortoise setup up. But like, I couldn't believe I mean, I can understand like television network saying we can't put that show on the air because it might be friendly to conservatives. That was shocking. That was shocking. I really was pitching a TV show. It's a whole nother story pitching a talk show that could be considered friendly to the right and four different huge services. Said no we love the show. We love the idea. We think it's hilarious. But if if if people think we're leaning to the right, we'll get creamed. So the problem is huge. And so that's why. The tour, and it's just I'm really I had no idea that they were actually trying to silence voices on the right just we're not being down with socialism. And and the new green deal. The new green deal, which is now getting rejected by some level headed people on the left people normal liberal, Michael Bloomberg goes, are you kidding? And Howard Schultz. Another liberal guys is we have to have Medicare for all. We can't have free preschool. We can't have free college. Why am I the only one saying this? I mean, we we all know this. But that's what's in vogue now just to run on ether, something can't possibly happen. But the Michael loft is the deportable tour nationwide tour starts in Albany, New York at the heart theater on February fifteenth, then in Cleveland, Ohio on the sixteenth then to Nashville in the seventeenth in Evansville on March first, and you have a bunch of dates within that. And it concludes on March thirty first in Tacoma, but you'll be in south bend. You'll be in Spokane you'll be in Portland, Oregon, you'll be in Peoria and Columbus, Ohio, and you could get it at Michael Loftus comic will be listed. You'll get all the details and get tickets now, Michael just in particular. I gotta bring you to some. The people who are pushing comedy remember that big controversy with the Kentucky high school, right? Which one the one where the kids just happened to show up at a pro-life rally. They ran into an American Indian. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Covington the Covington kids a lot of people said, well, that's a pretty situation. There was Mr. trade changing the lives of a bunch of high school kids who really in retrospect from almost every camera angle. Did nothing wrong. Not if you listen to Bill more, I don't blame the kid this merkin kid. I blame lead poisoning. Bad parenting, and oh, yeah. I blame kit..

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